#1 [00:00] <Quaddy> um ok?
#2 [00:00] <Quaddy> how can they tell?
#3 [00:00] <Wug> Kealper: offer still stands
#4 [00:00] <Wug> Quaddy: magic
#5 [00:00] <Quaddy> lol ok
#6 [00:00] <Wug> !paid hasnotpaid
#7 [00:00] <Quaddy> UH OH
#8 [00:00] <tyteen4a03> !paid AuBot
#9 [00:00] <tyteen4a03> there we go
#10 [00:00] * Wug registers "hasnotpaid" and buys premium
#10 [00:00] * Sennyotai refuses to get kicked again :P
#10 [00:01] <tyteen4a03> Wug: you have too much spare money :P
#11 [00:01] <Kealper> someone should be nice and buy poor AuBot a premium
#12 [00:01] <mib_f4a4gb> http://pastebin.com/vHdLMT6g Their you go
#13 [00:01] <Quaddy> Wug: What was the Quaddy has paid for MC for?
#14 [00:01] <Wug> Quaddy: email servers have issues sometimes, try again tomorrow
#15 [00:01] <tyteen4a03> Memory: 504MB RAM...
#16 [00:01] <Wug> mollstam, fix the internet
#17 [00:01] <Kealper> mib_f4a4gb: that's quite an old computer you have there
#18 [00:01] <Quaddy> :/ Ive tried 3 days in a row!
#19 [00:02] <mib_f4a4gb> ya
#20 [00:02] <Quaddy> I tried a different acc that wasnt paid and i sent an email there and it worked
#21 [00:02] <Wug> does it say the email is being sent?
#22 [00:02] <Quaddy> Yes it does
#23 [00:02] <Wug> then make sure you're checking the right email
#24 [00:02] <tyteen4a03> mib_f4a4gb: You can try this: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics
#25 [00:02] <Quaddy> I am
#26 [00:02] <Wug> I'll bet you $8 that you;re not
#27 [00:03] <Quaddy> Why $8?
#28 [00:03] <tyteen4a03> mib_f4a4gb: But you will not be able to play in launcher mode (web still works), so my advice is to get a new computer
#29 [00:03] <Sennyotai> Wug: payable by paypal? :P
#30 [00:03] <mib_f4a4gb> so i can play in broser?
#31 [00:03] <Wug> payable via magic
#32 [00:03] <mib_f4a4gb> if i try that website
#33 [00:03] <Sennyotai> tyteen4a03: he can upgrade his ram.
#34 [00:03] * Wug uses voodoo to transfer funds
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#36 [00:04] <Quaddy> Wug: Do u have some spare money for another account
#37 [00:04] * Wug sets ban on *.net
#37 [00:04] <Sennyotai> ;_;
#38 [00:04] <tyteen4a03> mib_f4a4gb: Yes
#39 [00:04] <Wug> Quaddy: no
#40 [00:04] <mib_f4a4gb> ok thank you
#41 [00:04] <Quaddy> ok
#42 [00:04] <Wug> how about you either A) remember the password
#43 [00:04] * Sennyotai breaks host resolution!
#43 [00:04] <tyteen4a03> Sennyotai: If he gets a new graphics card and upgrade his ram, then his computer is ok
#44 [00:04] <Wug> or B) check the right email
#45 [00:04] <Quaddy> I'm really trying here
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#47 [00:04] <Wug> did you get a confirmation email when you bought it
#48 [00:05] <Wug> youve checked your trash and everything
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#50 [00:05] <bandito> hey guys, what do i do when my minecraft crashes because it runs out of memory?
#51 [00:05] <Wug> you've refreshed your inbox?
#52 [00:05] <Quaddy> yes
#53 [00:05] <bandito> its happened to me a lot
#54 [00:05] <Wug> if you have a spam filter, youve tried disabling it completely?
#55 [00:05] <tyteen4a03> ??> bandito win/dxdiag
#56 [00:05] <VoxelHead> bandito: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
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#58 [00:05] <Quaddy> I believe Microsoft SmartScreen might be deleting the emails
#59 [00:05] <VoxelHead> bandito: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#60 [00:05] <Wug> then disable it
#61 [00:05] <Sennyotai> bandito: do you have any mods installed?
#62 [00:06] <Quaddy> id how
#63 [00:06] <Azu> ah, what an excellent topic
#64 [00:06] <Wug> if you are using outlook have you tried checking it online
#65 [00:06] <bandito> um yes i do
#66 [00:06] <Azu> prevents me from asking what I was going to :D
#67 [00:06] <Wug> WOW SOMEONE WHO READ THE TOPIC
#68 [00:06] <Sennyotai> bandito: it is highly likely its the mods causing it.
#69 [00:06] <bandito> oh
#70 [00:06] <pheleas_frog> Minecraft still no work
#71 [00:06] <Kealper> Wug: this is cause for celebration!
#72 [00:06] * Wug shakes Azu's hand vigorously
#72 [00:06] <Azu> yes well
#73 [00:06] <Azu> I had an urgent issue, but, clearly nobody's going to help with it
#74 [00:06] <Azu> so
#75 [00:06] * Azu gestures
#75 [00:06] <Wug> you're the first person to ever read the topic in the entire 2 year life of #minecrafthelp!!!!!
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#77 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> bandito: do you need information on how to remove them?
#78 [00:07] <bandito> no i can do it
#79 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> ok
#80 [00:07] * Wug has given channel operator status to Azu
#80 [00:07] <reedlepee> can someone help me?
#81 [00:07] <Kealper> ;p;
#82 [00:07] <Kealper> lol*
#83 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> Wug: just send the topic to mibbit usrs again with AuBot :P
#84 [00:07] <Azu> completely freezes on a black screen when I hit 'create world', and I am assuming it's the new lighting and my shitty video card, but
#85 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> reedlepee: Yes?
#86 [00:07] <Kealper> brb, seeing if znc is worth it
#87 [00:07] <Azu> clearly nobody can talk to me about said issue
#88 [00:07] <reedlepee> nvm
#89 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> Azu: warning, AuBot hates profanity
#90 [00:08] <Wug> [ChanServ:#minecrafthelp] flags set on Azu +OMGXYZFTWBBQ
#91 [00:08] <Azu> oh okay
#92 [00:08] * Azu searches around for java debug tool
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#93 [00:08] <Quaddy> Wug: I'm on hotmail.com
#94 [00:08] <Sennyotai> Azu: 1.8 help can be found in #1.8help
#95 [00:08] <Azu> :O?
#96 [00:09] <Azu> wow, periods are valid channel name characters
#97 [00:09] <Azu> I always forget that
#98 [00:09] <Wug> Quaddy: disable their spem filter completely
#99 [00:09] * Sennyotai isnt loafing around in there so dont know what new fixes are
#99 [00:09] <Azu> despite having seen #samus.co.uk like six years ago
#100 [00:09] <Sennyotai> heh
#101 [00:10] <Quaddy> um <--- dumb. How can i disable completely?
#102 [00:10] <bandito> it keeps crashing!
#103 [00:10] <bandito> gahh!
#104 [00:11] <Wug> Quaddy: idk, I dont have a hotmail account, try playing with settings
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#106 [00:11] <Quaddy> yeah it only says like standard filtering and exclusive
#107 [00:12] <Wug> Quaddy: I'll send a magic email
#108 [00:12] <Quaddy> um ok :)
#109 [00:12] <Sennyotai> dont worry about the fish guts it contains.. theyre spell reagents :P
#110 [00:13] * mib_jrhbv7 [mib_jrhbv7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#111 [00:13] <mib_jrhbv7> hello .w.
#112 [00:14] <Sennyotai> hewwo :3
#113 [00:14] <mib_jrhbv7> this is the minecraft help irc correct?
#114 [00:14] <Sennyotai> yesh :P
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#116 [00:15] <Kealper[Laptop]> bleh, autoconnect on startup ftl
#117 [00:15] <mib_jrhbv7> well my family seems to be having purchasing errors
#118 [00:15] <mib_jrhbv7> my mother is trying to buy minecraft for my little sister but it keeps saying there is a transaction error.
#119 [00:16] <Quaddy> wug: so who exactly did u send this magic email too?
#120 [00:16] <mib_jrhbv7> and they're making me go through all this junk to help them @n@ so i don't know what to do
#121 [00:16] <Sennyotai> mib_jrhbv7: we can help narrow down a reason for the problems... but we dont have authority anywhere to actually fix anything.
#122 [00:16] <Wug> mib_jrhbv7: banks and credit card companies often block minecraft purchases because it is an international transaction, you may need to call your credit card company or bank to authorize the transaction
#123 [00:16] <mib_jrhbv7> it's ok I'm just wondering if you could help me figure out the problem
#124 [00:16] <Sennyotai> mib_jrhbv7: does the card happen to have blocking on international transactions?
#125 [00:16] <Wug> Quaddy: people.
#126 [00:16] <Sennyotai> erm... wugja'd...
#127 [00:16] <mib_jrhbv7> yeah I'm thinking that's the problem
#128 [00:17] <mib_jrhbv7> because I've help try to do the transaction like 10 times and it still doesn't work. so I'm thinking that's the reason
#129 [00:17] <Quaddy> Wug: am i going to get hacked then die?
#130 [00:17] <Wug> Quaddy: yes.
#131 [00:17] <Wug> derp
#132 [00:18] <Quaddy> Wug: I thought u were her to help :P
#133 [00:18] <Wug> if you were to pick another email address to send the confirmation to, what sould it be
#134 [00:18] <Wug> would*
#135 [00:18] <Quaddy> um it would be xinsanex@live.com <---
#136 [00:18] <Quaddy> lool
#137 [00:18] <Sennyotai> mib_jrhbv7: have you tried via paypal? or put the funds on paypal then tried to pay?
#138 [00:19] <Wug> whats the current email address its registered to
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#140 [00:19] <Wug> also, check every email address you have and make sure you're not checking the wrong one
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#142 [00:19] <vaeuel> does anyone know how to make sticky pistons? or dorrs?
#143 [00:20] <Quaddy> can i pm u? i dont feeel confortable
#144 [00:20] <Wug> sticky piston == piston with slime ball on it
#145 [00:20] <Sennyotai> vaeuel: sticky piston = piston + slime ball.
#146 [00:20] <Wug> Quaddy: sure
#147 [00:20] <Sennyotai> gah... wugja'd again
#148 [00:20] <Wug> wugja's again
#149 [00:20] <Wug> COUNTER WUGJA'D
#150 [00:20] <Sennyotai> vaeuel: and a wood door is 6 planks in 2 wide, 3 tall form
#151 [00:21] <Sennyotai> vaeuel: and www.minecraftwiki.net has lots more crafting recipies :D
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#154 [00:24] <mib_jrhbv7> yeah i tried paypall
#155 [00:24] <mib_jrhbv7> still doesn't work
#156 [00:24] <mib_jrhbv7> I"m pretty tired so Ima just call it a day but I'm pretty sure it's the international problem
#157 [00:25] <mib_jrhbv7> i just don't know how to fix that
#158 [00:25] <mib_jrhbv7> I guess i'll tell my mom to call her bank and ask :P
#159 [00:25] <mib_jrhbv7> i don't even know why I went this far XD I got a test to study for and the game isn't even for me. 8P
#160 [00:26] <mib_jrhbv7> but thanks for all your help
#161 [00:26] <dragon_relic> so, my minecraft isnt wanting to load properly. why? i didnt try to download the leaked update. i tried getting on this morning and it took a few tries to get logged in. once it did it shown the 'Mojang' logo and then it cut to the background wall of the title screen... stayed that way for a bit and then it turned black and didnt do anything else.
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#163 [00:28] <dragon_relic> any help would be appreciated.....
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#167 [00:37] <mib_f4a4gb> ok i downloaded the software and it still syas pixel format not accleriated...
#168 [00:38] <AetherPunk> I'm having troubles playing on a mac. error is "failed to get system proporties (java.lang.nullpointerexception):
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#170 [00:38] <wilma> hello?
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#172 [00:38] <wilma> hello?
#173 [00:39] <mib_f4a4gb> i dont think their is any help n here anymore
#174 [00:39] <mib_f4a4gb> for today
#175 [00:39] <AetherPunk> probably just volunteers and asleep
#176 [00:39] <Wug> I have no idea about mac issues
#177 [00:39] <Wug> try updating java
#178 [00:40] <AetherPunk> good dea
#179 [00:40] <AetherPunk> idea*
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#183 [00:41] <mib_du3i9h> anyone know how to fix a frozen loading screen?
#184 [00:41] <mib_clfgox> hello i need some tips i have a very advanced error
#185 [00:41] <Wug> lol
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#187 [00:41] <mib_clfgox> will someone please help me?
#188 [00:41] <mib_du3i9h> no one helps in minecraft help
#189 [00:41] <Wug> mib_du3i9h: install any mods or texture packs lately
#190 [00:42] <mib_du3i9h> yes i have
#191 [00:42] <mib_clfgox> every time i open minecraft i cant login and i must always play offline what should i do?
#192 [00:42] <Wug> mib_clfgox: what error
#193 [00:42] <Wug> mib_clfgox: has it ever worked before
#194 [00:42] <Wug> mib_du3i9h: uninstall them
#195 [00:42] <mib_du3i9h> okay
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#197 [00:43] <Wug> rumpler: dont do that
#198 [00:43] <Wug> it drives us insane
#199 [00:43] <rumpler> hello i need help everytime i try and run minecraft i cant log on and must always play offline can you help me?
#200 [00:43] <Wug> you were just here 2 seconds ago
#201 [00:43] <Wug> I asked you a question
#202 [00:43] <rumpler> im sorry
#203 [00:44] <rumpler> and what?
#204 [00:44] <Wug> and rather than answer you rudely quit
#205 [00:44] <Wug> rumpler: has it ever worked before
#206 [00:44] <rumpler> im sorry my computer is old and is very hard to work with
#207 [00:44] <rumpler> its a 2004 model
#208 [00:44] <Wug> rumpler: has it ever worked before
#209 [00:45] <mib_du3i9h> why does mods freeze it?
#210 [00:45] <rumpler> no
#211 [00:45] <Wug> have you ever updated java
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#213 [00:45] <rumpler> yes
#214 [00:45] <rumpler> yes i updated it 5 times\
#215 [00:45] <Wug> try disabling all of your firewalls
#216 [00:45] <Wug> if it works, then a firewall was blocking it
#217 [00:45] <Wug> mib_du3i9h: because you installed them incorrectly
#218 [00:45] <rumpler> ok how do i do that?
#219 [00:46] <Wug> rumpler: i dont know, its your firewall
#220 [00:46] <Wug> maybe theres a parent you can ask?
#221 [00:46] <rumpler> i need to take off the windows one thats all i have how do i?
#222 [00:46] <rumpler> my parents arent good with computers
#223 [00:46] <Wug> theres a control panel option for it
#224 [00:47] <rumpler> ok were can i find the control panel at?
#225 [00:47] <Wug> start menu
#226 [00:47] <rumpler> thanks alot!!
#227 [00:47] <rumpler> your helping me out and i thank you for it
#228 [00:47] <Wug> it just takes patience
#229 [00:47] <rumpler> ok so were do i go next once on start?
#230 [00:48] <Wug> it is 1AM, we do sleep
#231 [00:48] <Wug> we dont get paid for this or anytthing
#232 [00:48] <Wug> after start there should be an option called control panel
#233 [00:48] <rumpler> well i thank you for your time
#234 [00:48] <rumpler> ok i see it
#235 [00:48] <Wug> pick it
#236 [00:48] <rumpler> ok
#237 [00:48] <rumpler> now?
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#239 [00:49] <Wug> are you on windows xp?
#240 [00:49] <rumpler> im not sure haha i not great with computers
#241 [00:49] <Wug> probably, with a 7 year old compurer
#242 [00:49] <rumpler> i know im on a windows though!
#243 [00:50] <Wug> is there a shield labelled 'security center'
#244 [00:50] <rumpler> yes
#245 [00:50] <Wug> pick that
#246 [00:50] <rumpler> ok now?
#247 [00:50] <mib_lsvmti> I need help, I'm on Windows 7 getting a Java err pid (random numbers after every launch) The problem happened after I added a new video card for my second moniter. Thoughts?
#248 [00:51] <Wug> is there an option along the lines of "turn windows firewall on or off"?
#249 [00:51] * mib_dxd4u0 [mib_dxd4u0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#250 [00:51] <rumpler> yes
#251 [00:51] <Wug> mib_lsvmti: install the driver for it
#252 [00:51] <Wug> rumpler: pick it
#253 [00:51] <rumpler> so turn it off?
#254 [00:51] <mib_lsvmti> I've gotten the latest drivers for both of my video cards already
#255 [00:51] <Wug> you should be able to figure out how to turn it off from here
#256 [00:51] <rumpler> ok thank you for your time!
#257 [00:51] <mib_dxd4u0> i deleted all my mod stuff but it is still not loading and is stuck on done loading
#258 [00:52] <Azu> I'm having issues starting java console
#259 [00:52] <Wug> ??> mib_dxd4u0 forceupdate
#260 [00:52] <VoxelHead> mib_dxd4u0: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#261 [00:52] <VoxelHead> mib_dxd4u0: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#262 [00:52] <Azu> I hit the "show console" radio button in control panel's Java options thing
#263 [00:52] <Wug> I hate mibbit nicks
#264 [00:52] <Azu> it doesn't appear.
#265 [00:52] <AetherPunk> update java, still have "failed to get system properties error" on browser based on mac
#266 [00:52] <Wug> Azu: is this for classic
#267 [00:52] <mib_dxd4u0> k
#268 [00:53] <Wug> AetherPunk: does the download one work
#269 [00:53] <Wug> mib_lsvmti: what cards do you have
#270 [00:53] <Azu> it's for 1.8 but we're not talking about that
#271 [00:54] * Wug sighs
#271 [00:54] <Azu> well, really, it's for beta
#272 [00:54] <Wug> can you just give it up
#273 [00:54] <Azu> the client
#274 [00:54] <Wug> it doesnt work because its 1.8
#275 [00:54] <Wug> its buggy as hell
#276 [00:54] <Azu> I'm fairly sure it's an issue on my end
#277 [00:54] <Azu> but
#278 [00:54] <mib_dxd4u0> it only says log in and register,i can't find options
#279 [00:54] <Wug> if 1.7 works, its 1.8
#280 [00:54] <Azu> do you have any ideas as to how to start java console
#281 [00:55] <AetherPunk> @wug I'm unable to download it. works on safari, forgot to update firefox java plugin doh. thank you for your help
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#283 [00:55] <Azu> so, no ideas, then?
#284 [00:55] <Wug> mib_dxd4u0: I think youre on the old client
#285 [00:55] <Wug> !client
#286 [00:56] <Wug> ^ download the new one from here
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#288 [00:56] <Wug> Azu: I refuse to teamview you because its 1.8
#289 [00:56] <Wug> launch with the linux command on the download page
#290 [00:56] <HelpMan> Linux sucks
#291 [00:57] <Wug> lol nope
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#293 [00:57] <mib_dxd4u0> it worked, THX, I WAS WAITING FOR 2 MONTHS TO FIX
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#295 [00:57] <mib_dxd4u0> minecraft help is the best!
#296 [00:57] <HelpMan> Aether mod is over rated
#297 [00:57] <Kelewago> ive been getting this error is it routing issues? : java.net.socketexception: network unreachable: connect :\
#298 [00:57] <rumpler> hey um firewall wont turn off
#299 [00:57] <HelpMan> Want help?
#300 [00:57] <mib_dxd4u0> yah,i tried to get the millenaire mod but i did some stuff wrong
#301 [00:58] <HelpMan> Its so easy
#302 [00:58] <Wug> rumpler: are you an admin
#303 [00:58] <HelpMan> Download it
#304 [00:58] <Wug> HelpMan: not sure if troll
#305 [00:58] <Wug> but seems like troll
#306 [00:58] <HelpMan> Then u open it
#307 [00:58] <rumpler> i dont have parental controls on my pc
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#309 [00:58] <Wug> rumpler: you probably need them
#310 [00:58] <HelpMan> With winrar
#311 [00:58] <Wug> ask your parents for help
#312 [00:58] <matheo> hi
#313 [00:59] <rumpler> they dont know anything about computers
#314 [00:59] <HelpMan> Parents no know nothing
#315 [00:59] <rumpler> and there asleep
#316 [00:59] <Wug> you cant do this without them
#317 [00:59] <Wug> ask them for help tomorrow
#318 [00:59] <HelpMan> Yes u can
#319 [00:59] <HelpMan> This is easy
#320 [00:59] <Wug> HelpMan: please
#321 [00:59] <rumpler> there old they dont know!
#322 [00:59] <Wug> figure out who we're talking to
#323 [00:59] <Wug> because it isnt always you
#324 [00:59] <rumpler> i just need help turning off windows firewall
#325 [00:59] <matheo> i have a problem for ion with my account
#326 [01:00] <Wug> you cant without admin rights
#327 [01:00] <Wug> which you apparently do not have
#328 [01:00] <matheo> can u help me please
#329 [01:00] <Wug> for ion?
#330 [01:00] <rumpler> ok i dont have parental controls but how do i get admin rights?
#331 [01:00] * Wug does not get
#331 [01:00] <matheo> connection sorry
#332 [01:00] <Wug> rumpler: you cant. ask your parents tomorrow
#333 [01:00] <HelpMan> Take all the files from the winrar mod file
#334 [01:00] <HelpMan> Put em in ur minecraft jar
#335 [01:01] <Wug> HelpMan: say someones name, dont just talk randomly
#336 [01:01] <matheo> i have a screen black
#337 [01:01] <rumpler> ok thanks...
#338 [01:01] <HelpMan> Delet meta inf
#339 [01:01] <HelpMan> Done
#340 [01:01] <Wug> matheo: is this connecting to a server?
#341 [01:02] <HelpMan> Stop critisizing me
#342 [01:02] <Wug> stop deserving criticism
#343 [01:02] <matheo> i want to connect but i have black screen
#344 [01:02] <Wug> matheo: is this connecting to a server?
#345 [01:02] <Wug> HelpMan: if you cant handle criticism, get off of the internet
#346 [01:03] <matheo> no just at enter game
#347 [01:03] <HelpMan> I dont take ur critisism
#348 [01:03] <Wug> HelpMan: yes you do
#349 [01:03] <matheo> after my nickname
#350 [01:03] <Wug> matheo: is java up to date
#351 [01:04] <HelpMan> Just help people and stop being a smart ass
#352 [01:04] <Wug> I am helping people and being a smartass at the same time
#353 [01:04] <Wug> and if you're going to be counterhelpful you will be criticized
#354 [01:04] <HelpMan> Then do it!
#355 [01:05] <HelpMan> U stoopid
#356 [01:05] <HelpMan> U know nothin
#357 [01:05] <Wug> HelpMan: I have a magic @
#358 [01:05] <Wug> I didnt get it from knowing nothing
#359 [01:05] <HelpMan> U dont know ur pafenta
#360 [01:05] <matheo> soory for my english
#361 [01:05] <HelpMan> Stooooooopid
#362 [01:06] <HelpMan> Np
#363 [01:06] <Wug> HelpMan: you have 0 chances left
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#365 [01:06] <Wug> cut the crap,
#366 [01:06] <Wug> or go away
#367 [01:06] <HelpMan> Just leave me alone
#368 [01:06] <HelpMan> Or
#369 [01:06] <HelpMan> Leave me alone
#370 [01:07] <Wug> stop cluttering the channel
#371 [01:07] <Wug> matheo: is java up to date
#372 [01:07] <Wug> havent seen a yes or a no yet
#373 [01:07] <matheo> i launch the minecraft.exe , i enter my nickname and my password and after black screen
#374 [01:07] <Wug> matheo: is java up to date
#375 [01:07] <matheo> so what i do ?
#376 [01:08] <Wug> answer the damn question
#377 [01:08] <Wug> I've asked at least 5 times
#378 [01:08] <matheo> i have force update
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#380 [01:08] <matheo> and restart .exe
#381 [01:09] <matheo> its same
#382 [01:09] <Wug> matheo: is java up to date
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#384 [01:09] <Wug> ModHelpForStoopids: that sure looks like crap to me
#385 [01:09] <matheo> yes
#386 [01:10] <Wug> matheo: have you made sure you have only the most recent versionof java installed
#387 [01:10] <matheo> i verify wait
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#392 [01:14] <mr_wibble> HI
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#394 [01:16] <META-INF> My name is important in all modding
#395 [01:16] <Wug> we dont even provide mod help here
#396 [01:17] <Wug> go to #risucraft or something
#397 [01:17] <META-INF> I do
#398 [01:17] <Wug> pester them, see how fast you can get banned
#399 [01:17] <META-INF> Are they english?
#400 [01:17] <Wug> english as in english speakers, typically, yes
#401 [01:17] <META-INF> Cus i dont do fucking american bastards
#402 [01:17] * AuBot kicked META-INF from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#403 [01:20] <matheo69> java update ok wug
#404 [01:20] <matheo69> i retry launch
#405 [01:20] <Wug> you have only the most recent version?
#406 [01:20] <matheo69> yes i think
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#408 [01:21] <pheleas_frog> Help!!!!
#409 [01:21] <Wug> pheleas_frog: I like how you reconnect to esper every time you have to do anything
#410 [01:21] <matheo69> but i have play just 2 hours ago
#411 [01:21] <Wug> be it join a channel or change your nick
#412 [01:21] <Wug> matheo69: have you installed any mods or texture packs
#413 [01:22] <matheo69> just a texture
#414 [01:22] <pheleas_frog> My minecraft has a strange red screen
#415 [01:22] <matheo69> sphax pure BD
#416 [01:22] <Wug> did it stop working when you chose the texture pack?
#417 [01:23] <matheo69> no
#418 [01:23] <Wug> pheleas_frog: you are being a pest
#419 [01:23] <matheo69> i choose the pack one week ago
#420 [01:23] <Wug> matheo69: is it an HD pack
#421 [01:23] <pheleas_frog> My minecraft has red screen
#422 [01:23] <matheo69> yes
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#424 [01:24] <Wug> matheo69: have you reinstalled minecraft since then
#425 [01:24] <pheleas_frog> I think im screwwed
#426 [01:24] <Wug> pheleas_frog: yeah, I'm about to screw you
#427 [01:24] <matheo69> i have use the mcpatcher
#428 [01:24] * Wug searches for banhammer
#428 [01:24] <Wug> ??> matheo69 teamviewer
#429 [01:24] <VoxelHead> matheo69: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#430 [01:24] <VoxelHead> matheo69: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
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#432 [01:26] <matheo69> ohhhh its ok !!!
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#434 [01:26] <Wug> ok, I guess thats good
#435 [01:27] <Toh> .
#436 [01:27] <Toh> phew
#437 [01:27] <Wug> maybe minecraft was just derping
#438 [01:27] <matheo69> i have repatch with mc patcher
#439 [01:27] <matheo69> wug thank you very much
#440 [01:27] <Wug> glad it works
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#442 [01:28] <matheo69> the french community love this game
#443 [01:28] <matheo69> continu
#444 [01:28] <matheo69> thanks
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#446 [01:29] <matheo69> bye bye
#447 [01:29] <Wug> cya
#448 [01:29] <pheleas_frog> Man this sucks! Payed money for game with red/black screen of death
#449 [01:29] <Wug> whats wrong with it
#450 [01:29] <genshou> "-Swamp biome was added to the list of existing biomes - look for vines on trees!" <--- didn't we already have swamp biomes?
#451 [01:30] <Wug> I dont think so
#452 [01:30] <pheleas_frog> Ill just delete it
#453 [01:30] <genshou> I remember swamp biomes having a high likelihood of small water pools and reeds
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#456 [01:30] * Wug banbanban
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#457 [01:31] <Wug> Nickaloadien: what are you, 9
#458 [01:31] <Wug> stop coming back
#459 [01:31] <Wug> its like you think we cant tell its you just becaase your name is different
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#462 [01:32] <genshou> =_=
#463 [01:32] <genshou> Mibbit users, man.
#464 [01:32] <Wug> f*cking idiots
#465 [01:33] * Sennyotai crys
#465 [01:33] <Guest34712> I was wondering how do i download the "stand-alone launcher for Minecraft" if the two links there don't do the job? Or am i just failing? Help would be greatly appreciated.
#466 [01:33] <genshou> At first I didn't understand why #risucraft went from mib_ bans to all out bans of mibbit users
#467 [01:33] <Sennyotai> silverfish... will spawn when mining blocks...
#468 [01:33] <Wug> and now you do
#469 [01:33] <genshou> indeed :P
#470 [01:33] <Wug> its not issues with the client itself
#471 [01:33] <genshou> so this http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/7/73/BiomesGraph.png <--- shows swamp biomes
#472 [01:34] <Wug> its issues with the intelligence, or lack thereof, of its userbas
#473 [01:34] <Wug> e
#474 [01:34] <genshou> and zombe's modpack has the option to show biome, and I've been seeing swamp biomes for a few version now
#475 [01:34] <genshou> so... how is swamp a new biome, exactly Notch? xD
#476 [01:35] <Wug> maybe theyll actually be swampy instead of just more or less normal
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#478 [01:36] * Wug suddenly suspects mibbit through a proxy
#478 [01:36] <Wug> the world needs a proxy backreferencer
#479 [01:36] <D3athThr34t> hey
#480 [01:37] <Wug> that has a giant map of known proxies and their ip addresses, and that updates on an hourly basis
#481 [01:37] <D3athThr34t> dude my minecraft keeps on saying fatal error
#482 [01:37] <Wug> update java
#483 [01:37] <D3athThr34t> every time i get the browser
#484 [01:37] <Wug> and make sure there are no old versions still installed
#485 [01:37] <D3athThr34t> ok dude ill give it a go
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#488 [01:38] <genshou> well anyway, time for me to go to sleep. :P
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#490 [01:40] <Uber5001> Anyone here have a good understanding of redstone?
#491 [01:41] <Wug> sort of
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#493 [01:41] <Uber5001> You know redstone transistors, right?
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#495 [01:42] <VGFreak97> I has need of helps.
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#497 [01:42] <Uber5001> ditto. =P
#498 [01:42] <CmDark> vgfreak97, quick! to the batcave
#499 [01:42] <VGFreak97> xD
#500 [01:42] <VGFreak97> *batarang, go!*
#501 [01:42] <VGFreak97> Anyways, I can't connect to minecraft.net, but I interwebs are beautiful as you can see
#502 [01:43] <CmDark> has u flush-ed dns-ed
#503 [01:44] <VGFreak97> Flushed dns?
#504 [01:44] <VGFreak97> How I do this padowan?
#505 [01:44] <Wug> ipconfig /flushdns
#506 [01:45] <VGFreak97> Success
#507 [01:45] <VGFreak97> Now I test...
#508 [01:45] <VGFreak97> Nope.
#509 [01:45] <Wug> disable firewalls
#510 [01:46] <VGFreak97> How I do this? Never had to do that before and have played minecraft for over a year successfully...
#511 [01:46] <CmDark> what firewall do you have
#512 [01:46] <CmDark> if you have no idea you probably are using the default windows firewall
#513 [01:47] <VGFreak97> Probably :D
#514 [01:47] <VGFreak97> But why has this problem neevr come up?
#515 [01:47] <VGFreak97> Until today?
#516 [01:48] <VGFreak97> On this interwebs?
#517 [01:48] <Wug> because windows
#518 [01:48] <VGFreak97> Windows update maybes?
#519 [01:49] <VGFreak97> Anyways, how I do this
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#522 [01:50] <Uber5001> Start > Control Panel > Security > Windows Firewall
#523 [01:50] <Uber5001> "Turn Windows Firewall on or off"
#524 [01:51] <Viking667> oops.
#525 [01:51] <Uber5001> ?
#526 [01:51] <D3athThr34t> i need help when i want my minecraft to go on my browser it says fatal error and doesnt let me play
#527 [01:51] <Wug> D3athThr34t: what browser are you using
#528 [01:51] <D3athThr34t> any suggestions
#529 [01:52] <D3athThr34t> im using java
#530 [01:52] <Wug> java is not a browser
#531 [01:52] <Wug> what browser are you using
#532 [01:52] <Wug> internet browser
#533 [01:52] <D3athThr34t> give me a min
#534 [01:52] <Uber5001> technical support amuses me.
#535 [01:53] <D3athThr34t> it wont tell me
#536 [01:53] <Wug> D3athThr34t: lol what internet browser are you using
#537 [01:53] <D3athThr34t> i use google
#538 [01:53] * Wug facepalms
#538 [01:54] <Wug> a\you're probably using internet explorer
#539 [01:54] <Wug> ??> D3athThr34t win/ie
#540 [01:54] <VoxelHead> D3athThr34t: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#541 [01:54] <VoxelHead> D3athThr34t: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#542 [01:54] <D3athThr34t> yes internet explorer
#543 [01:54] <VGFreak97> Firewall didn't fix :P
#544 [01:54] <Wug> VGFreak97: idk then
#545 [01:54] <VGFreak97> :/
#546 [01:54] <Wug> is your system time right
#547 [01:55] <D3athThr34t> yes
#548 [01:56] <Wug> D3athThr34t: follow vox's instructions and try another browser
#549 [01:56] <Wug> download links are provided
#550 [01:57] <Uber5001> Again, does anyone understand redstone transistors and pistons? I need some help with a circuit.
#551 [01:57] <Wug> Uber5001: how about details
#552 [01:57] <D3athThr34t> what do you mean voxs instructions
#553 [01:57] <Wug> ??> D3athThr34t win/ie
#554 [01:57] <VoxelHead> D3athThr34t: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#555 [01:57] <VoxelHead> D3athThr34t: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#556 [01:57] <Wug> ^ vox's instructions
#557 [01:58] <Uber5001> Well, I have 2 pistons, facing each other, unpowered, with 2 blocks in between them.
#558 [01:58] <Uber5001> 1 block is air, the other cobblestone.
#559 [01:58] <D3athThr34t> ill try google chrome then
#560 [01:58] <Uber5001> the two are connected by a redstone curciut and powered on at the same time.
#561 [01:58] <Viking667> yup. Google Chrome seems to work well enough for me, though I usually run the game standalone anyhow.
#562 [01:59] <Uber5001> The oddity is that sometimes the block is pushed towards one piston, sometimes the other, seemingly based on the power sources location. explain?
#563 [01:59] <Wug> probably has to do with the way redstone is handled internally
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#565 [02:00] <Wug> its a traversal that travels along the redstone wire
#566 [02:00] <Wug> I think
#567 [02:00] <Uber5001> Idk. the positions seemed pretty random.
#568 [02:00] <Wug> and as such, the charge from the closer one get there "first" (even thoug it game time they arrive at the same time)
#569 [02:00] <Wug> though*, in*
#570 [02:01] <Uber5001> See, i placed all the power sources closer to piston A, yet sometimes piston B pushed first.
#571 [02:01] <Wug> probably also depends on the directions
#572 [02:01] <Wug> why does it matter anyway
#573 [02:01] <Uber5001> just curious.
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#575 [02:02] <Uber5001> Wondering if there was a pattern behind it. Could be helpful to make circuits smaller.
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#578 [02:11] <pachuco> hey i need help with minecraft
#579 [02:12] <pachuco> i can't dowload it i recently tryed to install a mod but failed at it and then i deleted the .minecraft and now i can't log in to dowload it
#580 [02:13] <Wug> ??>> pachuco forceupdate
#581 [02:14] <pachuco> nope thx anyway not sure if it's my internet or something
#582 [02:14] <Wug> is the login failing?
#583 [02:14] <pachuco> yes
#584 [02:14] <Wug> lost of people seem to be having issues with it
#585 [02:15] <Wug> maybe the auth servers are hiving issues
#586 [02:15] <pachuco> yeah
#587 [02:15] <Wug> having*
#588 [02:15] <Wug> lost*
#589 [02:15] <Wug> lots*****8
#590 [02:15] <pachuco> yeah prob from the 1.8 leaked
#591 [02:16] <Viking667> I seem to be taking longer to log in initially when using 1.8, haven't tried 1.7.3 again to see whether it's a version issue.
#592 [02:16] <Sennyotai> Viking667: jeb_ has pushed the update back to the 12th due to need for more testing. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/111473590112763905 (AutoReply)
#593 [02:17] <Viking667> yeah, so I saw a few days ago... I'm just prodding the pre now.
#594 [02:17] <Wug> stop trying to make 1.8 work
#595 [02:17] <pachuco> i'm not
#596 [02:17] <Viking667> *blink*... but ... but... but.... he WANTS us to
#597 [02:17] <pachuco> need the files for it again
#598 [02:18] <pachuco> . minecraft
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#606 [02:40] <mib_mzwypc> wheni log in it says updating minecraf then next line done loading and its frozen
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#609 [03:00] <rymate1234> Minecraft 1.8 is the cool!
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#612 [03:12] <bletch> I went on minecraft and I lost all my acxhievements and statistics but kept every thing else
#613 [03:13] <bletch> can u help
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#615 [03:17] <Viking667> I have to admit I like 1.8 so far, but the world generator is now completely different (as notch has mentioned). As a result, putting in the seed I've used before doesn't give me anything LIKE the same world as I had in 1.7.3
#616 [03:18] <Viking667> ... sigh.
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#618 [03:29] <mib_isp4t9> I know everyone doesn't really want to hear this, but yes - 1.8 is a fantastic update. It's almost too good to be done by Notch.
#619 [03:29] <Viking667> now now...
#620 [03:29] <Viking667> ... though I suspect the usual crew around here are simply not going to help with 1.8 until it is "official" and not just "pre-official" like now.
#621 [03:30] <Viking667> I'm beginning to wonder what would happen if I open a previous version's world in this version... will it all go tits up?
#622 [03:30] <mib_isp4t9> The new combat mechanics- like rightclicking to block with a sword will make PvP so much BETTER
#623 [03:31] <mib_isp4t9> tits up?
#624 [03:31] <Viking667> ... wot? Haven't heard of THAT one.
#625 [03:31] <mib_isp4t9> YEP
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#627 [03:31] <mib_isp4t9> I tried it earlier - it makes you walk much slower though
#628 [03:31] <Viking667> mib_isp4t9: sorry. Local euphemism for "belly up" or falling on its face.
#629 [03:32] <mib_isp4t9> Get a sword and block attacks - its great! Although I dont see any NPC's int he towns - Im guessing it was all planned
#630 [03:32] <mib_isp4t9> This "leaked" patch is an official patch- but its just used for publicity and fun
#631 [03:32] <Viking667> I've had a tinker with creative... doesn't seem quite right that enemy mobs appear at night to harass me when they can't do me any harm.
#632 [03:32] <mib_isp4t9> so they leave specific things out
#633 [03:33] <Viking667> "specific" things?
#634 [03:33] <Viking667> ... like, NPCs?
#635 [03:33] <mib_isp4t9> Yes
#636 [03:33] <Viking667> konnichi-wa, iTreefish
#637 [03:34] <Viking667> Ah well. I'm just grateful I've had a chance to roadtest it.
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#641 [03:34] <iTreefish> Konnichiha
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#643 [03:34] <mib_isp4t9> Its like Mojang saying "Hey guys dont mind this LEAKED PATCH *wink wink*" Then the press blows up with it. Everyone downloads it - heck even the link Kotaku gave for the patch is straight from minecraft.net
#644 [03:34] <Viking667> oops...
#645 [03:34] <Viking667> sorry, try that one again
#646 [03:35] <Viking667> iTreefish: did you say anything after konnichiha?
#647 [03:35] <mib_isp4t9> Its like Mojang saying "Hey guys dont mind this LEAKED PATCH *wink wink*" Then the press blows up with it. Everyone downloads it - heck even the link Kotaku gave for the patch is straight from minecraft.net
#648 [03:35] <iTreefish> Nope, not yet ;)
#649 [03:35] <Viking667> heh. You just did.
#650 [03:35] * Viking667 smiles...
#650 [03:36] <Viking667> Your hostname comes from the same place as my laptop is supposed to come from. (Toshiba)
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#652 [03:36] <mib_isp4t9> But yeah - I love the changes - even the new spiders are cool. I also love the new lighting - Now Notch just needs to get away from 18x18 textures- BLEH
#653 [03:36] <iTreefish> Hehe, wasnt sure if we met before
#654 [03:36] <iTreefish> but that makes sense
#655 [03:36] <Viking667> mib_isp4t9: I'm not sure about the lighting of torches...
#656 [03:37] <Viking667> doesn't seem red enough right at its core, even though the region surrounding it seems good.
#657 [03:37] <iTreefish> 16x16 is ok. Anything over 32 is wasted imho ;)
#658 [03:37] <Viking667> mib_isp4t9: and I thought it was 16x16
#659 [03:37] <Viking667> I prefer better resolutions frankly.
#660 [03:38] <Viking667> but then if I get too high a resolution then I start losing serious amounts out of framerate.
#661 [03:39] <Viking667> I know something though... I'm going to have to re-learn my sounds. Now that notch is using the door-opening sound for his chests, it's got me freaked every time I open a chest that I'm actually hearing something open a door behind me. And I didn't even put any doors in.
#662 [03:42] <mib_isp4t9> But I use photo realism 256 and its AMAZING
#663 [03:42] <mib_isp4t9> also redstone torches give off light now
#664 [03:42] <mib_isp4t9> awesome
#665 [03:44] <Viking667> Ohhh. Have you noticed that there's no longer a 128 limit on height?
#666 [03:44] <Viking667> ... though I'm not sure if that applies to building up that high too... I know I can fly that high...
#667 [03:45] <mib_isp4t9> yes- atleast in creative mode you can go amazingly high - but i dont know how far it actually allows you to BUILD
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#671 [03:47] <zelda> Is there a way to just keep the part of the map with my castle for 1.8? I want to have villages and rivers around it.
#672 [03:47] <mib_isp4t9> No clue princess.
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#675 [03:48] <mib_64tfc7> Hi! Can I play Minecraft on a mini-PC?
#676 [03:49] <mib_isp4t9> Anyone figure out what an Ender Pearl does yet?
#677 [03:49] <mib_isp4t9> mini- pc?
#678 [03:50] <zelda> OMG I just woke up didnt know 1.8 was out!
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#680 [03:54] <charmander> hey guys does anyone know how i might be able to install 1.8
#681 [03:54] <charmander> ???
#682 [03:54] <charmander> 'cause I've downloaded it but now what
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#685 [04:00] <Viking667> charmander: err, they don't help out with 1.8 here, try #1.8help
#686 [04:00] <rymate1234> charmander: put it in your minecraft bin folder
#687 [04:00] <Viking667> personally, I would back up your existing minecraft.jar so you can restore it when you need.
#688 [04:00] <mib_7tlqn8> my minecraft wont download ive already bought it
#689 [04:01] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: define "won't download"?
#690 [04:01] <mib_7tlqn8> it just straight away says it cant download as soon as i try
#691 [04:01] <Viking667> What's your minecraft username?
#692 [04:02] <mib_7tlqn8> WALDINATOR123
#693 [04:02] <Viking667> !paid WALDINATOR123
#694 [04:02] <Viking667> hm. So that's valid.
#695 [04:03] <Viking667> do you have a .minecraft folder in your %appdir% folder or your /home/$username/ (Windows or Linux)
#696 [04:03] <iTreefish> What program says it can't download mib_7tlqn8?
#697 [04:03] <mib_7tlqn8> program?
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#699 [04:04] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: Let's ask the obvious. What OS are you on? Windows? Linux? Mac?
#700 [04:04] <mib_7tlqn8> windows
#701 [04:04] <Viking667> Do you know howto find your app data directory?
#702 [04:05] <mib_7tlqn8> no
#703 [04:05] <Viking667> what version of Windows?
#704 [04:05] <Viking667> XP Vista or 7?
#705 [04:05] <mib_7tlqn8> xp vista
#706 [04:05] <mib_7tlqn8> no 7
#707 [04:05] <rymate1234> O_o
#708 [04:05] <Viking667> make your mind up...
#709 [04:05] <mib_7tlqn8> 7
#710 [04:05] <rymate1234> inb4windows98
#711 [04:06] <Viking667> right. Open an Explorer, change to C:\Users\your-username\AppData
#712 [04:06] <Viking667> and look for a folder called .minecraft
#713 [04:06] <Viking667> Is there one there?
#714 [04:06] <zelda> Is username the same as display name? Can you change your display name?
#715 [04:06] <rymate1234> nope
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#717 [04:06] <Viking667> zelda: no idea, sorry.
#718 [04:07] <iTreefish> zelda, if you mean your minecraft login you cannot change it at this time
#719 [04:07] <zelda> I mean the name I register the game with...is that what people see?
#720 [04:07] <Viking667> I'm assuming so.
#721 [04:07] <Viking667> i.e. in my case, brickviking
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#723 [04:07] <Viking667> and in his case, waldinator123
#724 [04:07] * Viking667 shakes his head at that one
#724 [04:08] <ivvekingh> Hi! I wonder if I can play Minecraft on a mini-PC?
#725 [04:08] <ivvekingh> Does anyone knows?
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#728 [04:08] <ivvekingh> know*
#729 [04:08] <zelda> Im not sure what a miniPC is
#730 [04:08] <Viking667> can't tell you without knowing a LOT more about the mini-pc
#731 [04:08] <nathan999> hello
#732 [04:08] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: having any luck finding that folder?
#733 [04:08] <nathan999> can i have some help in loggin into my private server
#734 [04:08] <ivvekingh> Yea, I understand that
#735 [04:09] <ivvekingh> i just thought that maybe it couldn't be played on such a small screen
#736 [04:09] <Viking667> ivvekingh: I believe it asks for a 800x600 screen size. If you've got a screen smaller than that, then I don't know. maybe 800x480 could be a problem.
#737 [04:09] <zelda> If my display name is permanent, I have to give it a lot of thought first.
#738 [04:09] <ivvekingh> Ok! Thanks!
#739 [04:10] <nathan999> what does connection refused connect mean
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#741 [04:10] <Viking667> means try again soon.
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#743 [04:10] <nathan999> k thanks
#744 [04:10] <Viking667> but, what is the context? i.e. what's giving you that message
#745 [04:10] <mib_7tlqn8> nothing in app data thingy
#746 [04:10] <mib_7tlqn8> there was no file
#747 [04:10] <nathan999> multiplayer when i am trying to login to my server
#748 [04:11] <zelda> The context is my girlfriend said "cnnection refused"
#749 [04:11] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: Right. have you been to http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp yet?
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#751 [04:11] <mib_7tlqn8> yep
#752 [04:11] <Viking667> zelda: lol... \o/
#753 [04:11] <Viking667> and what did you download? minecraft.exe?
#754 [04:11] <mib_7tlqn8> yep i tried both
#755 [04:11] <Viking667> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#756 [04:11] <GreyBot> Viking667: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#757 [04:12] <nathan999> what does connection refused: connect mean
#758 [04:12] <Viking667> so when you click on the minecraft.exe file, you get the window, does it ask you for a login and password?
#759 [04:12] <j4mie> Question. I have essentials installed but I want to disable /home, how do i do this?
#760 [04:12] <mib_7tlqn8> no
#761 [04:12] <Viking667> j4mie: without a lot more information, I've no idea what you're on about.
#762 [04:13] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: then what happens?
#763 [04:13] <j4mie> Viking667: I'm disabling warping on the server, but essentials provides /sethome and /home, I can't seem to find a way to disable it for my players
#764 [04:13] <mib_7tlqn8> i click on it a little thing comes up at the bottom asking me to save it
#765 [04:13] <j4mie> Viking667 essentials being the plugin
#766 [04:13] <mib_7tlqn8> so i save it
#767 [04:13] <Viking667> j4mie: ahhhh. You're talking about server.
#768 [04:14] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: right. Your web browser will point you to a place where you downloaded the file to... try under Downloads
#769 [04:14] <j4mie> Viking667 yep
#770 [04:14] <Viking667> i.e. C:\Users\your-username\Downloads (I think)
#771 [04:15] <Viking667> Then you go to that place with your Explorer, look for a minecraft.exe, and double-click that.
#772 [04:15] <Viking667> brb
#773 [04:17] <Viking667> I'm back...
#774 [04:17] <mib_isp4t9> Good lord. People can find out how to come here, but they cant figure out how to "install" a measily update.
#775 [04:17] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: the other option is: have you tried out minecraft in your browser?
#776 [04:18] <Viking667> mib_isp4t9: well, hey. Not all of us have been using computers since 1988 you know.
#777 [04:18] <mib_isp4t9> I was born 89- but I get your point.
#778 [04:18] * Viking667 smiles
#778 [04:19] <Viking667> whippersnapper.
#779 [04:19] <mib_isp4t9> Like I've said before this update is awesome - And any server dumb enough to NOT have this mode on should be shutdown until they do.
#780 [04:20] * Viking667 blinks... hey, wait until most of the bugs are shaken out, eh?
#780 [04:20] <zelda> Can you log onto 1.7 server with 1.8 client?
#781 [04:21] <Viking667> never tried, to be frank. And I wouldn't like to.
#782 [04:21] <mib_7tlqn8> ive tried it in browser but internet explorer just shuts it down
#783 [04:21] <Viking667> ... because I don't know the likely interactions or failures.
#784 [04:21] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: err, try Google Chrome. Sheesh.
#785 [04:22] <Viking667> There's literally only one thing I have to use IE for, and that's to administer VMware.
#786 [04:22] <Viking667> for the rest, I use firefox or google chrome.
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#788 [04:24] <mib_7tlqn8> i downloaded the launcher but it says it needs to be updated and thats what doesnt work
#789 [04:24] <Viking667> but anyhow, back to the initial problem. Did you find that minecraft.exe file in your downloads folder?
#790 [04:25] <mib_7tlqn8> no ill try again
#791 [04:26] <Viking667> what folder does your browser download files to?
#792 [04:26] <Viking667> ... and can you get to that folder readily?
#793 [04:29] <mib_7tlqn8> i can get to it
#794 [04:30] <Viking667> So. Did it download?
#795 [04:30] <mib_7tlqn8> no
#796 [04:31] <Viking667> hm. This time, right click on the minecraft.exe link in the browser, and choose "Save as..." or whatever the equivalent is.
#797 [04:32] <Viking667> then look at the file dialog to check it's going where you think it is.
#798 [04:33] <Viking667> Let me know once you have a minecraft.exe you can double-click on.
#799 [04:33] <Viking667> meanwhile, I'll go back to my minecraft.
#800 [04:34] <mib_7tlqn8> i do have it but it says its a partial because it wont download
#801 [04:35] <Viking667> hm. Remove that one, then download again.
#802 [04:35] <Viking667> Come ON people. It's just a download. How hard can it be?
#803 [04:36] <Viking667> the darn thing's only small.
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#808 [04:42] <mib_7tlqn8> it wont work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#809 [04:42] <Viking667> What won't work?
#810 [04:42] <Viking667> If you don't explain, I can't help.
#811 [04:44] <mib_7tlqn8> well im not sure because my pc gives me no way of working it out
#812 [04:44] <mib_7tlqn8> it just stops straight away
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#814 [04:44] <Viking667> at what point?
#815 [04:45] <Viking667> i.e. how big's the file download, and what size do you expect it to be?
#816 [04:45] <mib_7tlqn8> as soon as i save it then it just stops
#817 [04:46] <mib_7tlqn8> im gonna restart my pc
#818 [04:46] <Viking667> what SIZE is it? I've got one here that's 270,142 bytes...
#819 [04:46] <mib_7tlqn8> its 276 kb
#820 [04:46] <Viking667> should tell you it's about 263 kb
#821 [04:47] <Viking667> hm. Thats' a little different, but it sounds about right.
#822 [04:47] <mib_7tlqn8> no its 263
#823 [04:47] <mib_7tlqn8> kb
#824 [04:47] <Viking667> that's the right size then.
#825 [04:47] <Viking667> what happens when you double-click on that?
#826 [04:47] <Viking667> and yes, it's tiny... as it's the bit that downloads the rest of it.
#827 [04:48] <mib_7tlqn8> it ask me if i want to cancel or save so i save
#828 [04:48] <Viking667> no no no...
#829 [04:48] <Viking667> not what I asked.
#830 [04:48] <Viking667> what happens when you click minecraft.exe in your folder? (not on the web page)
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#832 [04:48] <wippler> hi
#833 [04:48] <Viking667> wippler: gidday mate.
#834 [04:49] <wippler> im havin issues with
#835 [04:49] <wippler> my video card driver
#836 [04:49] <mib_7tlqn8> it just starts to download then stops after a second
#837 [04:50] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: I keep telling you. it's tiny.
#838 [04:50] <Viking667> 263k doesn't take long to download unless you're on dialup. Even then it should be down in about ten minutes at most. Normally it'll be down before you realise it.
#839 [04:51] <Viking667> The file that's sitting in your folder, is it 263k?
#840 [04:51] <wippler> it says when i ope the game ERROR BAD VIDEO CARD DRIVER wat do i do
#841 [04:51] <Wug> rename, add .exe to the end, retry
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#843 [04:51] <Viking667> !dxdiag wippler
#844 [04:51] <wippler> ?
#845 [04:52] <wippler> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
#846 [04:52] <wippler> ??
#847 [04:52] <Viking667> ??> wippler win/dxdiag
#848 [04:52] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#849 [04:52] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#850 [04:52] <Viking667> sorry, had to get the command right.
#851 [04:52] <ferminter> hey
#852 [04:53] <Viking667> ho?
#853 [04:53] <ferminter> i cant log on mincraft
#854 [04:53] <Viking667> what error do you get?
#855 [04:53] * Viking667 thanks God he's logged in.
#855 [04:53] <mib_7tlqn8> no its 0kb because it wont download
#856 [04:54] <Viking667> mib_7tlqn8: ugh.
#857 [04:54] <ferminter> bad video card
#858 [04:54] <Viking667> ferminter: then that link I posted to wippler also applies to you.
#859 [04:54] <wippler> mee to
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#861 [04:54] <Viking667> meanwhile, I'm going to put on another helmet of tea...
#862 [04:54] <blinky> need help
#863 [04:55] <ferminter> yes please
#864 [04:55] <blinky> if i login at minecraft it always says cant connect to minecraft.net
#865 [04:56] <ferminter> sam wht is up wif that can u help
#866 [04:56] <ferminter> i need help
#867 [04:56] <ferminter> talk
#868 [04:57] <blinky> can any1 help me?
#869 [04:57] <ferminter> same help us
#870 [04:59] <wippler> no confusing
#871 [04:59] <Viking667> gah. He left before I could help
#872 [04:59] <Viking667> wippler: hm?
#873 [04:59] <wippler> too confusing
#874 [05:00] <Viking667> What's too confusing?
#875 [05:00] <Viking667> By the way, what do you have for a graphics card?
#876 [05:00] <Viking667> wippler: and, are you running Linux? Windows? Mac OS X?
#877 [05:00] <wippler> i dont know i just dot a new core i7 laptop wanted to play minecraft and this happened
#878 [05:01] <Viking667> hm. Laptop.
#879 [05:01] <wippler> ??
#880 [05:01] <Viking667> is there a green "Start" button on the bottom left of your screen?
#881 [05:02] <wippler> no its windows 7
#882 [05:02] <Viking667> Right. Now we're getting somewhere.
#883 [05:02] <wippler> ok
#884 [05:02] <Viking667> I'll be back... just pouring hot water into the helmet
#885 [05:02] <wippler> ok
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#887 [05:05] <wippler> http://pastebin.com/d0u7J2JT
#888 [05:05] <wippler> tat wat u told me to do before
#889 [05:07] <Viking667> yup. Looks like you've got an ATI graphics chipset, HD class.
#890 [05:07] <wippler> yea i think so
#891 [05:08] <Viking667> different versions of the card have different functionality. It may be that yours isn't quite up to snuff for playing minecraft.
#892 [05:08] <Viking667> I just wish there was a "yes/no" compatability test to see if you can run it or not.
#893 [05:08] <wippler> so i cant play minecraft
#894 [05:09] <Viking667> I don't know for sure. but if your minecraft exe is popping up a white window in the middle saying something about bad video card, then I suspec it's unlikely without more help than I know how to give.
#895 [05:09] <Viking667> I'm not a Windows geek, though I know some stuff.
#896 [05:10] <Viking667> I'd imagine you didn't go through and download the latest drivers from ATI?
#897 [05:10] <wippler> ok thank you for that bye
#898 [05:10] <wippler> wat
#899 [05:10] <Viking667> Well, as you've (probably) got an ATI graphics chipset, it's quite likely that AMD's own drivers might be a better fit.
#900 [05:10] <Viking667> I don't know for sure, but it's worth a try.
#901 [05:10] <wippler> the sticker on my laptop says aardeon graphics
#902 [05:11] <Viking667> That's probably correct.
#903 [05:11] <Viking667> Radeon.
#904 [05:11] <wippler> yea thats it
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#907 [05:12] <Viking667> I've got a ATI Radeon HD3450 in my machine, and it seems to work fine.
#908 [05:12] <Viking667> ... mind you, this is a desktop machine, not a laptop or netbook/notebook
#909 [05:12] <wippler> so is it fixable or not?
#910 [05:12] <Viking667> It's possibly fixable.
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#912 [05:13] <zippity> Hello
#913 [05:13] <Viking667> I can't say yes or no without having tried it myself. And as I don't own the machine, I can't say.
#914 [05:14] <zippity> Wonder if anyone can help me with a Minecraft loading issue?
#915 [05:14] <Viking667> zippity: depends. What issue of the thirty nine I know of?
#916 [05:14] <wippler> ill have to get it checked by a person i know he is a computer person
#917 [05:14] <wippler> ok bye thank you
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#919 [05:15] <zippity> So i've just bought the game and never had it running on this machine. I can get to the login screen, it says logging in, then everything goes black
#920 [05:16] <Viking667> zippity: hm. Sounds like it's waiting for something. What are you using? Windows?
#921 [05:16] <zippity> I have no mods and have tried the Bin file delete thing
#922 [05:16] <zippity> Yes, windows vista 64
#923 [05:16] <Viking667> in addition, have you tried playing it in the browser? Did you install java?
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#925 [05:17] <Rockrogash> h
#926 [05:17] <zippity> yes, i have the latest java and java 64 installed
#927 [05:17] <Rockrogash> heallo?
#928 [05:17] <Viking667> i
#929 [05:17] <Viking667> zippity: if you've got 1.7, back it off to 1.6
#930 [05:17] <Rockrogash> can anyone see what im writing?
#931 [05:17] <zippity> I have also tried playing in browser, I get a white screen that doesnt change
#932 [05:17] <Viking667> hm.
#933 [05:18] <Viking667> Rockrogash: we can't see what you're typing. Hit the keyboard harder.
#934 [05:18] <Rockrogash> hahahah i guess thats a yes
#935 [05:18] <Rockrogash> so i cant update to 1.8
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#937 [05:18] <Viking667> Rockrogash: huh?
#938 [05:19] <Viking667> try #1.8help
#939 [05:19] <Viking667> (and yes, that's a real channel, with real people in there)
#940 [05:19] <Rockrogash> but in the channel minecraft there are people talking bout 1.8
#941 [05:19] <Rockrogash> but 1.8 is out right?
#942 [05:19] * Viking667 shrugs. Here, the channel regulars have determined that they're not gonig to support it until it's official. ANd no, it's not "out"
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#943 [05:20] <Viking667> just a test version is "out", but it's not the "proper" 1.8, just a test for us to bash on while they want us to find bugs.
#944 [05:20] <zippity> hmmm not sure what version im running
#945 [05:20] <Rockrogash> aaah i get it
#946 [05:20] <Viking667> zippity: there's a way to find out at the java.com site.
#947 [05:20] <Rockrogash> so how can you join?^^
#948 [05:20] <Viking667> But I don't know what the link is. Another way is to start command shell, and type "java -version"
#949 [05:21] <Viking667> Rockrogash: how did you join here?
#950 [05:21] <Viking667> same applies for joining #1.8help
#951 [05:21] <Rockrogash> what yu mean?
#952 [05:21] <zippity> ok, will do, thanks for the help
#953 [05:21] <Viking667> If you're running 1.7, try using 1.6.26 first
#954 [05:22] <Viking667> (or 1.6.27 possibly)
#955 [05:22] <Rockrogash> viking is there a way to join the 1.8 testers?
#956 [05:22] <Viking667> Do you have the new minecraft.jar file?
#957 [05:22] <Viking667> and please, let's take this to #1.8help
#958 [05:23] <Rockrogash> :(
#959 [05:23] <Viking667> ... after all, zippity managed to join.
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#961 [05:24] <Bind3r> hello
#962 [05:24] <Bind3r> who know how report about bug??
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#965 [05:25] <kermit> i can't startminecraft
#966 [05:25] <Viking667> kermit: what steps are you doing to run it?
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#968 [05:25] <Viking667> and, what OS are you using?
#969 [05:26] <wantpaysafecard> hello, anyone knows if mojang will be adding PaySafeCard to payment options?
#970 [05:26] <wantpaysafecard> would really love to use this service
#971 [05:26] <Viking667> can't say. you'd have to ask mojang about that. We're not mojang.
#972 [05:27] <kermit> i can run it but the problem is my computer sas that i cant have acces to mincraft
#973 [05:27] <Viking667> kermit: what's your minecraft username?
#974 [05:27] <kermit> khjesjes
#975 [05:27] <Viking667> !paid khjesjes
#976 [05:27] * guest-316683-68869 [guest-316683-68869@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#977 [05:28] <guest-316683-68869> Hello
#978 [05:28] <Viking667> Thejubro: please wait. you're .... ninth in a line of 547 people.
#979 [05:28] <Thejubro> Haha.. i can't say hello?
#980 [05:29] <Viking667> you just did.
#981 [05:29] <Viking667> Sorry, I'm the only one helping here on two channels... <grin>
#982 [05:29] <Thejubro> You told me to wait.
#983 [05:29] <wantpaysafecard> !paid hgf
#984 [05:29] <kermit> yes i paid bud it sas that i cant get aces
#985 [05:29] <Viking667> when did you pay?
#986 [05:29] <wantpaysafecard> !paid kermit
#987 [05:30] <Viking667> as in, the last five minutes?
#988 [05:30] <Thejubro> !paid Thejubro
#989 [05:30] <kermit> one week ago
#990 [05:30] <Viking667> !paid foobar
#991 [05:30] <wantpaysafecard> !paid Notch
#992 [05:30] * AuBot kicked wantpaysafecard from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#993 [05:30] <Viking667> ... ooops.
#994 [05:30] <Viking667> that wasn't bright.
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#996 [05:30] <xarcus> !paid jeb_
#997 [05:31] <Viking667> please, don't spam the bot
#998 [05:31] <kermit> i bought the game last week friday
#999 [05:32] <Viking667> kermit: hm. what's the exact message you get when you click on minecraft.exe?
#1000 [05:32] <Viking667> also ,can you play it in the browser at all?
#1001 [05:32] <xarcus> @vikig667 are you getting paid for this?
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#1003 [05:32] <Viking667> nope. So you'd better keep on my good side.
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#1005 [05:33] <kermit> i have a free version but i bougt minecraft and it sas failed to laungh
#1006 [05:33] <Viking667> you have a "free" version?
#1007 [05:34] <kermit> yes legal downloaded
#1008 [05:34] <Viking667> did you go to http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp?
#1009 [05:34] <kermit> no
#1010 [05:34] <kermit> or yes
#1011 [05:34] <tyteen4a03> kermit: username please?
#1012 [05:34] <kermit> i dont know
#1013 [05:34] <kermit> khjesjes
#1014 [05:34] <Viking667> kermit: gee, man. You've paid. We know that.
#1015 [05:34] <Viking667> tyteen4a03: I think it's "kermit", like it is here.
#1016 [05:34] <tyteen4a03> !paid khjesjes
#1017 [05:34] <tyteen4a03> VIking667: kermit is a name generated by mibbit
#1018 [05:35] <Viking667> ugh. Kermit, what's your minecraft username?
#1019 [05:35] <tyteen4a03> I have seen loads of kermits
#1020 [05:35] <tyteen4a03> [17:34] <kermit> khjesjes
#1021 [05:35] <Viking667> ah. My apologies
#1022 [05:35] <kermit> my username is khjesjes
#1023 [05:35] <kermit> on minecraft
#1024 [05:35] <kermit> and i have payed
#1025 [05:36] <Viking667> right. Now we've got THAT straight.
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#1028 [05:36] <Viking667> Head off to that link, go grab the minecraft.exe file, save it somewhere that you can click on it.
#1029 [05:36] <sproing> hi i have just bought minecraft but windows does not allow me to download it.username is dillwill can you advise.thanks
#1030 [05:36] <pachuco> Hello, i just bought the game and minecraft.exe keeps telling me that it cant connect to the minecraft server to download the game
#1031 [05:37] <kermit> alright i did
#1032 [05:37] * mib_20o4te [mib_20o4te@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1033 [05:37] <Viking667> pachuco: wait about twenty minutes. Sometimes the login server has issues.
#1034 [05:37] <pachuco> ok
#1035 [05:38] <kermit> alright i did
#1036 [05:38] <BlackGyver_> e35:8b51:1320:3de6:5465:adbb:93 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(Any idea how to download the leaked 1.8 version from assets.minecraft.net ? Can't see anything but a short xml file D: )
#1037 [05:38] <mib_20o4te> My sister added the to many items mod to my computer and now the game won't play any help?
#1038 [05:39] <Wug> ?? 1.8
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#1040 [05:39] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#1041 [05:39] <Wug> ??> mib_20o4te forceupdate
#1042 [05:39] <VoxelHead> mib_20o4te: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1043 [05:39] <VoxelHead> mib_20o4te: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1044 [05:39] <tyteen4a03> BlackGyver_: there is unofficial help from #1.8Help
#1045 [05:39] <mib_20o4te> thanx
#1046 [05:39] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:3de6:5465:adbb:93 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Thanks tyteen4a03.
#1047 [05:40] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:3de6:5465:adbb:93 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Sheesh. :)
#1048 [05:40] <sproing> hi viking 667 i have just bought minecraft but windows is blocking me from downloading.can you help.username is dillwill
#1049 [05:40] <Viking667> sproing: not readily, no.
#1050 [05:40] <kermit> can just someone help me with mincraft it sas failed to launch
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#1053 [05:41] <kermit> viking667 can you help me with that?
#1054 [05:41] <shedevil431> so i dont know if this is an account or technical issue. i can log into minecraft.net through my browser but i cant on the application
#1055 [05:42] <Viking667> "failed to launch" - what gave you that?
#1056 [05:42] <Viking667> shedevil431: hm. I'm wondering if https://login.minecraft.net is down.
#1057 [05:42] <Viking667> try sticking that into a browser window.
#1058 [05:42] <Viking667> you should get back "Bad login"
#1059 [05:42] <kermit> when i put my username and pasword it sas that
#1060 [05:42] <shedevil431> nope, cuz i was able to log into the website
#1061 [05:43] <Viking667> kermit: hm. You might need to check your login details EXACTLY.
#1062 [05:43] <miniman> Hi....My Mum paid for 2 a/c's on her computer (one for me and one for my sister)...But we cannot seem to have seperate a/c's as they merge...How can we overcome this ? Many thanks...
#1063 [05:43] <Viking667> i.e. same password.
#1064 [05:43] <Viking667> miniman: can't help with that, we're not mojang
#1065 [05:43] <shedevil431> i know my log in details exactly, i put the same thing in the website as i do the application
#1066 [05:43] <miniman> The details are completely different....
#1067 [05:43] <kermit> i dont get you
#1068 [05:43] <shedevil431> ooo wait that wasnt towards me lol
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#1070 [05:44] <Viking667> sigh. let's unwind this. Kermit - you can't log in using the client, right?
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#1072 [05:44] <nozleaf> hi
#1073 [05:44] <Viking667> nozleaf: please wait. You are ... forty eighth in the que...
#1074 [05:44] <kermit> i tink so
#1075 [05:45] <Viking667> you "think" so, or you know so?
#1076 [05:45] <kermit> know
#1077 [05:45] <Viking667> hm.
#1078 [05:45] <miniman> Thank you Viking667 anyway...How do I get hold of Mojang.....
#1079 [05:45] <kermit> when i log n i get this error
#1080 [05:45] <Viking667> miniman: there's a help page at minecraft.net
#1081 [05:46] <miniman> Thanks again...did try that and they sent me here...
#1082 [05:46] <Viking667> hahahaha... isn't THAT ironic
#1083 [05:47] <Viking667> Anyhow, I need to depart. My world's sitting waiting.
#1084 [05:47] * shedevil431 [shedevil431@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1085 [05:47] <miniman> Indeed it is....
#1086 [05:47] <max199> Hi. All of a sudden I am having difficulties to login at my favorite server. I am using the same login and IP, but I am getting the answer "Connection refused". Is anyone having an idea of what could have happened?
#1087 [05:47] <shedevil431> oops didnt mean to leave, browser crashed
#1088 [05:48] <kermit> anyone is there annything that i can do or do i have to mail mojang the problem is ''faild to launch''
#1089 [05:48] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :miniman: by "separate a/cs" you mean worlds on the computer, right?
#1090 [05:48] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: do you have teamviewer?
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#1092 [05:48] <kermit> not for o far i know
#1093 [05:49] <miniman> lukegb...well yes thats what we were aiming for....but its not happening...
#1094 [05:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: are you on Windows?
#1095 [05:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :miniman: you need separate Windows profiles for that to work
#1096 [05:49] <kermit> yes windows 7
#1097 [05:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> kermit win/teamviewer
#1098 [05:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :
ACTION sighs

#1099 [05:49] <kermit> how
#1100 [05:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :gimme a sec
#1101 [05:51] <kermit> and what is tem viewer (i'm dont know allot abaut computers)
#1102 [05:51] <Rockrogash> somebody knows a 1.8 server?
#1103 [05:51] <miniman> Tried to do that...downloaded it again etc...but not happening......does that mean we need 2 computers...'scuse mu ignorance and thanks..
#1104 [05:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :miniman: you need separate *Windows* profiles
#1105 [05:51] <shedevil431> ok so my issue, i can log in through my web browser but not on the client
#1106 [05:52] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :it doesn't matter if you download it again if you don't have separate Windows users.
#1107 [05:52] <miniman> Many thanks ..I'll look into it and try and sort it....
#1108 [05:52] <kermit> to miniman: did you bought no gift codes
#1109 [05:53] <kermit> if you did that you just only have to use them on yourself
#1110 [05:53] <shedevil431> nvm i got in now
#1111 [05:53] <Thejubro> Can i have some help now?
#1112 [05:53] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS_en.exe, grab that, and download and run it
#1113 [05:53] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I need the ID and password that gives you
#1114 [05:54] <kermit> what is teamviewer
#1115 [05:54] <Thejubro> Viking667
#1116 [05:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Thejubro: what's your problem
#1117 [05:54] <Thejubro> Oh I'm having problem with my minecraft folder
#1118 [05:54] <Thejubro> When i open minceraft it works fine
#1119 [05:54] <miniman> Thanks for that info Kermit...
#1120 [05:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: teamviewer's a piece of software that lets me see what's on your screen, so I can see exactly what errors and such that you are getting.
#1121 [05:54] <Thejubro> When i goto library and application support
#1122 [05:54] <kermit> the exatly eror is wait a sec
#1123 [05:56] <kermit> failed to laungh fatal eror occured(2)
#1124 [05:56] <Thejubro> lukegb and in my minecraft folder there is nothing in there.
#1125 [05:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: I'm going to need TeamViewer to help you out. Sorry.
#1126 [05:56] <Thejubro> the bin is gone and minecraft.jar but i can still play minecraft
#1127 [05:56] <kermit> i shal have a look wait a minute
#1128 [05:57] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :k
#1129 [05:57] <Thejubro> lukegb do u know anything about this?
#1130 [05:57] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Thejubro: for your Mac, http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS.dmg - TeamViewer, lets me give you a hand as if I were there. It's hard to diagnose stuff over IRC (for me, anyway)
#1131 [05:57] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :You might just be looking in the wrong place ;)
#1132 [05:57] <Thejubro> Well in my minecraft folder there is nothing in there
#1133 [05:57] <Thejubro> No i went to application support and minecraft
#1134 [05:58] <kermit> my id is 376 228 443
#1135 [05:58] <Thejubro> And lukegb i can still play minecraft.
#1136 [05:58] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: okay, 4 digit PIN?
#1137 [05:58] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Thejubro: that hasn't told me anything you haven't already said...
#1138 [05:58] <Thejubro> do u want pictures?
#1139 [05:58] <kermit> what is that
#1140 [05:58] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yes.
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#1142 [05:59] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: the 4 digits underneath "376 228 443"
#1143 [05:59] <mib_oj3gin> hey guys?
#1144 [05:59] <mib_oj3gin> is ppl on?
#1145 [05:59] <kermit> you mean my password
#1146 [05:59] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: no, not your windows password
#1147 [05:59] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :well
#1148 [05:59] <kermit> no from teamviewer
#1149 [05:59] <Thejubro> where can i upload any pictures?
#1150 [05:59] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :kermit: yes, the password on the screen :P
#1151 [05:59] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Thejubro: http://imgur.com
#1152 [06:00] <kermit> 4413
#1153 [06:00] <mib_oj3gin> can someone help me i cant run minecraft online out of broswer
#1154 [06:00] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mib_oj3gin: give me a minute or two
#1155 [06:03] <Thejubro> lukegb got my pm?
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#1157 [06:03] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> Thejubro dont/pm
#1158 [06:03] <VoxelHead> Thejubro: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#1159 [06:03] <Thejubro> Well i pm'ed the image
#1160 [06:03] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :err, no, you didn't
#1161 [06:03] <frogonia> I want to setup a mod but it is not working
#1162 [06:03] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :[11:01:58] <Thejubro> See i can play minceraft but i have nothing in my folder
#1163 [06:03] <Rockrogash> hey i have a question how caan i fly in the 1.8 creative mode?
#1164 [06:03] <Thejubro> http://i.imgur.com/0rPne.png
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#1166 [06:04] <Thejubro> Do u see it now?
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#1168 [06:04] <frogonia> HOW DO I INSTALL A MOD ( ITS NOT WORKING)
#1169 [06:04] <Thejubro> Is 1.8 out+
#1170 [06:04] <Thejubro> ?
#1171 [06:04] <Rockrogash> yep a preversion
#1172 [06:05] <Thejubro> lukegb see the image now?
#1173 [06:05] <frogonia> Voxelhead:how do i instal a mod?
#1174 [06:05] <Thejubro> frogonia Voxelhead is a bot
#1175 [06:05] <iTreefish> frogonia: sorry, this room isn't for installing mods
#1176 [06:05] <frogonia> I want to know cause it aint working
#1177 [06:06] <zelda> Hey I just bought and downloaded Mincraft, but it is 1.7.3 not 1.8
#1178 [06:06] <Thejubro> zelda 1.8 isn't out yet
#1179 [06:06] <Rockrogash> it is
#1180 [06:06] <zelda> Oh...hmm
#1181 [06:06] <Rockrogash> a preversion
#1182 [06:06] <Rockrogash> u need to download it
#1183 [06:06] <Rockrogash> its not official
#1184 [06:07] <Rockrogash> so does someone know how to fly in 1.8?
#1185 [06:08] <zelda> a perversion?
#1186 [06:08] <zelda> like a mod?
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#1188 [06:08] <Rockrogash> no
#1189 [06:08] <iTreefish> pre-release
#1190 [06:08] <iTreefish> not official
#1191 [06:08] <joss> hello
#1192 [06:08] <iTreefish> potential game breaking
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#1194 [06:08] <Rockrogash> treefish
#1195 [06:09] <Rockrogash> u know how to fly?
#1196 [06:09] <Wubbbi> I have a question. Where do I get official support from?
#1197 [06:09] <Rockrogash> ha i got it
#1198 [06:09] <Rockrogash> doubletap space
#1199 [06:10] <iTreefish> http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1200 [06:10] <Wubbbi> Yeah but this is just something like a FAQ. I need to talk to a person who can manage accounds/profiles
#1201 [06:10] <joss> I need some help. I paid for beta 1.7.3 yet i keep getting a message on my screen saying Minecraft beta 1.7.3 un licensed copy/ or logged in from another location. Help please
#1202 [06:11] <captbunzo> hi folks. I've been playing minecraft for a week and am having trouble with regular freezing.
#1203 [06:11] <captbunzo> it happens on the order of every 10 mins or so. I've updated my graphics drivers.
#1204 [06:11] <captbunzo> how do I check my java version?
#1205 [06:12] <iTreefish> ??>> Wubbbi support
#1206 [06:13] <joss> Anyone help please /
#1207 [06:13] <captbunzo> never mind as to the java version, checked that and I am on 1.6
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#1209 [06:13] <captbunzo> any other advice? any chance the 1.8 pre-release may work better?
#1210 [06:14] <captbunzo> where can I find the 1.8 pre-release?
#1211 [06:14] <Rockrogash> umm
#1212 [06:14] <Rockrogash> i know something that could help
#1213 [06:15] <joss> Ok no one able to advise here?
#1214 [06:15] <Rockrogash> i dunno
#1215 [06:15] <Rockrogash> someone has your password
#1216 [06:15] <Rockrogash> caotbunzo
#1217 [06:16] <Rockrogash> do you know how to change the space of the main memory for programs?
#1218 [06:16] <captbunzo> Rockrogash: Nope.
#1219 [06:17] <captbunzo> might that help?
#1220 [06:17] <Wubbbi> OK I just send a ticket to the supportservice thank you guys ;)
#1221 [06:21] <Rockrogash> it might
#1222 [06:21] <Rockrogash> presss ctrl alt and delete
#1223 [06:22] <Rockrogash> then start the task manager
#1224 [06:23] <zelda> Wahoo! Im laying 1.8! What are the green glowing orbs the monster drop?
#1225 [06:23] <Rockrogash> then go to processes
#1226 [06:23] <Rockrogash> rightclick on jusched.exe
#1227 [06:23] <Rockrogash> set prioritz
#1228 [06:24] <Rockrogash> priority high
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#1231 [06:27] <captbunzo> k
#1232 [06:28] <captbunzo> I'll give that a try
#1233 [06:28] <Rockrogash> OMG
#1234 [06:28] <Rockrogash> i found a village
#1235 [06:29] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :captbunzo: what sort of freezing? Just a plain crash?
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#1237 [06:32] <zelda> there are no servers listed under mulyiplayer
#1238 [06:32] <obol> Hi Is there someone from helpcenter or something like this ? i have problems with my gift code
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#1240 [06:33] <arron> hi guys
#1241 [06:33] <Rockrogash> mc.ducky299.com
#1242 [06:33] <Rockrogash> a 1.8 server
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#1244 [06:33] <zelda> is there an offical server list somewhere?
#1245 [06:33] <arron> can i ask a quick question
#1246 [06:34] <stomper> I installed TooManyItems and now Minecraft.net loggin doesn't work..
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#1252 [06:35] <skizzo> buenas alguno ke able español?
#1253 [06:35] <Calinou> Rockrogash:
#1254 [06:35] <skizzo> able*
#1255 [06:35] <Calinou> my client blackscreen'd when I joined
#1256 [06:35] <stomper> I can loggin' but the singleplayer or multiplayer doesn't comes up everything is just white and nothing happened
#1257 [06:35] <arron> i know this is a 1.8 question but im relly stuck i have a sever and i died and had about 15 lvls of obs now my server is rlagging like crazy do the orbs go after a wile or ive i lost my wolrd i was building?
#1258 [06:36] <Calinou> wait for the obs to disappear, pick them up, or stay near them and wait
#1259 [06:36] <Reimac> I am on a macbook pro running osx lion and i have a purchased minecraft account and classic online just gives me a black screen and mouse is stuck in middle Plaease help!
#1260 [06:37] <arron> so leaft the server on and wait for then to go?
#1261 [06:37] <arron> them*
#1262 [06:37] <arron> whats the eta on them disappring?
#1263 [06:37] <zelda> ok i found the server list. how do i make mincraft oepn when i click one? http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#1264 [06:37] <xarcus> my minecraft game wont download
#1265 [06:38] <skizzo> need help please ..... When I run the game loads everything and cuts me off .... I do?
#1266 [06:38] <Calinou> ?? win/dxdiag
#1267 [06:38] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1268 [06:38] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1269 [06:38] <Calinou> we need more info about your computer specs
#1270 [06:39] <Calinou> don't forgot the graphic drivers.
#1271 [06:39] <Zemarano> I cant find out how to change the time in 1.8 creative mode. Havnt it been added or is it just well hidden?
#1272 [06:39] <Reimac> I am on a macbook pro running osx lion and i have a purchased minecraft account and classic online just gives me a black screen and mouse is stuck in middle Plaease help!
#1273 [06:39] <Calinou> F6 and F7, Zemarano
#1274 [06:39] <xarcus> plz help me
#1275 [06:39] <Calinou> singleplayer only
#1276 [06:39] <xarcus> my game wont download
#1277 [06:39] <Calinou> hold F6 or F7
#1278 [06:40] <skizzo> I do with my Minecraft??
#1279 [06:40] <xarcus> it just straight away says it wont work
#1280 [06:40] <Calinou> what's your graphics card
#1281 [06:40] <skizzo> ati
#1282 [06:41] <Calinou> first, don't use java 7, use java 6
#1283 [06:41] <Calinou> update your graphic drivers
#1284 [06:42] <Reimac> how can i go back to java 6
#1285 [06:42] <skizzo> I say that xD
#1286 [06:42] <Calinou> are you using java 7?
#1287 [06:42] <Reimac> yes
#1288 [06:42] <skizzo> I think if
#1289 [06:42] <Calinou> remove java 7, install java 6
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#1291 [06:42] <Reimac> ok
#1292 [06:42] <skizzo> ok company
#1293 [06:43] <Calinou> company? lol
#1294 [06:43] <skizzo> thanks *
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#1296 [06:45] <Useli> Can someone help me? :P
#1297 [06:45] <Rockrogash> maybe
#1298 [06:45] <Useli> How can I update to 1.8?
#1299 [06:45] <Useli> Because, when I run Minecraft and select force update,
#1300 [06:45] <Rockrogash> need to download a new minecraft.jar
#1301 [06:46] <Rockrogash> and replace the older one
#1302 [06:46] <Useli> Right, so I just delete the current minecraft.jar?
#1303 [06:46] <Rockrogash> its not the proper way because 1.8 is not offical out yet
#1304 [06:46] <Rockrogash> no
#1305 [06:46] <skizzo> someone tell me where to download the java 6? I put it in google and I get all Java 7: (
#1306 [06:46] <Rockrogash> u need to download it
#1307 [06:46] <Useli> Do you have a link?
#1308 [06:47] <Rockrogash> http://assets.minecraft.net/1_8-pre/minecraft.jar
#1309 [06:47] <Rockrogash> here u go
#1310 [06:47] <Useli> Thanks.
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#1312 [06:47] <zelda> how do i get teh server ips off this page? http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#1313 [06:47] <zelda> to use stand alone version?
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#1315 [06:48] <Useli> Rockrogash, I've downloaded the new minecraft.jar,
#1316 [06:48] <Useli> Now I just drag the files over?
#1317 [06:48] <buckeyes23> hey for some reason my game is lagging alot, i am on windows 7 proffesional any help?
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#1319 [06:49] <mudpit> i need help very badly!!!
#1320 [06:49] <mudpit> my wifi is very good, but my minecraft cant conect to minecraft.net
#1321 [06:50] <mudpit> what do i do
#1322 [06:50] <Useli> Keep trying, mudpit, lol :P
#1323 [06:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mudpit: is this with the Minecraft client? If so, keep trying.
#1324 [06:50] <Useli> I've got the same problem.
#1325 [06:50] <stomper> my 'in browser' on minecraft.net is upfucked... the screen goes white and nothing happens, this started when I installed TooManyItems. why? :P
#1326 [06:50] * AuBot kicked stomper from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1327 [06:50] <mudpit> i tried the hole day :(
#1328 [06:50] <buckeyes23> anyone can help? my game is extremely laggy
#1329 [06:50] <Useli> re open the game, Mudpit ;p
#1330 [06:50] <Useli> The client..
#1331 [06:50] <mudpit> i did
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#1333 [06:51] <mudpit> o wait
#1334 [06:51] <Useli> ..
#1335 [06:51] <mudpit> it worked just know thx
#1336 [06:51] <stomper> ok not that word again
#1337 [06:52] <buckeyes23> seriously no one? my game is very laggy
#1338 [06:52] <Useli> Try other settings?
#1339 [06:52] <buckeyes23> for example?
#1340 [06:52] <Useli> Maybe your fog is on far?
#1341 [06:52] <stomper> try to put the distance lower
#1342 [06:52] <buckeyes23> how do i change that?
#1343 [06:52] <Useli> Or graphics on fancy, instead of fast.
#1344 [06:52] <stomper> like short or normal
#1345 [06:52] <stomper> settings
#1346 [06:52] <Useli> press esc ingame.
#1347 [06:53] <buckeyes23> ok thanks one sec ill give it a try
#1348 [06:53] <stomper> but my problem? anyone knows? my screen goes white after I've clicked on 'in browser'. only the lil' screen you're playing on
#1349 [06:54] <Useli> Sorry, I don't..
#1350 [06:54] <stomper> ok.. this happened when I installed TooManyItems. is there any way to get 'Meta Inf' back?
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#1352 [06:55] <Useli> Stomper, you can only use mods in the client.
#1353 [06:55] <Useli> Not on the web.
#1354 [06:55] <stomper> well I got toomanyitems and my minecraft doesn't work
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#1356 [06:55] <Useli> Try using the client.
#1357 [06:56] <stomper> when I'm using the client my computer turns off the power
#1358 [06:56] <stomper> so I have to restart it
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#1360 [06:57] <zelda> ok i dodnt know id get stuck with my login username...i want to chaneg it
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#1362 [06:59] <buckeyes23> graphics are fancy, what should i change my render distance to?
#1363 [06:59] <stomper> short or normal
#1364 [07:00] <stomper> I can't even get into minecraft..
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#1366 [07:00] <buckeyes23> i tried short and normal short seems to be better but still pretty laggy
#1367 [07:00] <stomper> then it's maybe your computer or something. this happens me on my other computer
#1368 [07:01] <Gnarly> By any chance is anyone else having problems logging into Minecraft? Says my password is wrong but I am 130% sure it is not wrong.
#1369 [07:01] <buckeyes23> hm ok thanks
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#1372 [07:03] <Sven_IceBlue> Hello
#1373 [07:03] <Sven_IceBlue> If got a problem
#1374 [07:03] <Sven_IceBlue> *I have a problem
#1375 [07:03] <Sven_IceBlue> Can me help some user?
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#1377 [07:04] <peru> what is your problem
#1378 [07:04] <Kristis133> Hello there.
#1379 [07:04] <Merdam> <Merdam> Chimpout Forum isn't just any nigger-hating forum!
#1380 [07:04] * AuBot kicked Merdam from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1382 [07:04] <Merdam> etc
#1383 [07:04] <Merdam> etc
#1384 [07:04] <Merdam> Join Chimpout Forum today if you are tired of nhiiggggers!
#1385 [07:04] <Merdam> http://www.chimpout.com/forum
#1386 [07:05] <Merdam> Chimpout Forum's sub forums make up the components of the Chimpout Institute of Niggerology!
#1387 [07:05] * AuBot kicked Merdam from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1389 [07:05] <xarcus> please can someone help me
#1390 [07:05] <Merdam> At Chimpout WE ARE NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS!
#1391 [07:05] <xarcus> my minecraft wont download
#1392 [07:05] <Merdam> I myself am a Mexican!
#1393 [07:05] <Rockrogash> does anyone know a 1.8 server that doesnt lagg?
#1394 [07:05] <Merdam> Basically, if you are not a NHHIGGGER and you hate NNHHIIGGERS, we welcome you with open arms!
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#1396 [07:05] <Merdam> Join Chimpout Forum today!
#1397 [07:05] <Merdam> http://www.chimpout.com/forum
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#1399 [07:05] <oskaeious> Hi, i need help with java
#1400 [07:06] <Kristis133> Could someone please help me with this --> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/605068-could-not-create-the-java-virtual-machine-error/ Thanks in advance.
#1401 [07:06] <Kristis133> Ohwait, minecraft doesn't work with hava 1.7? ;o
#1402 [07:06] <Kristis133> java*
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#1404 [07:08] <oskaeious> Yo, is there someone who can help me with this problem? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/516006-minecraft-does-not-open/page__p__6800781#entry6800781
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#1406 [07:09] <Wug> I should pay more attention
#1407 [07:09] <Kristis133> Wug, could you help me?
#1408 [07:10] <mib_78fpv1> can anybody help me with 1.8 out of memory?
#1409 [07:10] <zelda> How do I get server IPs? The web page list plays in broswer and does not show the IPs.
#1410 [07:10] <mib_78fpv1> anyone?
#1411 [07:11] <Wug> mib_78fpv1: read the topic
#1412 [07:11] <Wug> you obviously didnt
#1413 [07:11] <xarcus> my minecraft wont download
#1414 [07:11] <mib_78fpv1> aight
#1415 [07:11] <Wug> zelda: those are only for classic servers. beta servers are not listed
#1416 [07:11] <Wug> use google or the forums
#1417 [07:12] <Wug> Kristis133: ask a quesiton
#1418 [07:12] <oskaeious> Yo, is there someone who can help me with this problem? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/516006-minecraft-does-not-open/page__p__6800781#entry6800781
#1419 [07:12] <Wug> looks like a java issue
#1420 [07:12] <zelda> So how do you find servers?
#1421 [07:12] <Wug> uninstall any old versions you have
#1422 [07:12] <Wug> use google or the forums
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#1424 [07:13] <oskaeious> Yeah, the thing is I used JavRa and reinstalled it several times, and nothing works
#1425 [07:13] <oskaeious> can't even open the java console under the control panel
#1426 [07:14] <Wug> properly uninstall them from the control panel
#1427 [07:14] <Wug> if they're not there we may need to do a java transplany
#1428 [07:14] <oskaeious> All right, I'll go over all teh steps again
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#1430 [07:14] <oskaeious> i'll uninstall java now
#1431 [07:15] <Sven_IceBlue> Can me help some user?
#1432 [07:15] <Sven_IceBlue> In my minecraft come an Error by the login
#1433 [07:15] <Sven_IceBlue> sorry for my bed english
#1434 [07:17] <Kristis133> Wug: [14:05] <Kristis133> Could someone please help me with this --> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/605068-could-not-create-the-java-virtual-machine-error/ Thanks in advance.
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#1436 [07:17] <Wug> ??> Kristis133 teamviewer
#1437 [07:17] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1438 [07:17] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1439 [07:17] <drupal> hello
#1440 [07:17] * Wug kicks drupal for no reason
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#1441 [07:21] <oskaeious> All right, I have uninstalled Java now, I'll reinstall it now
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#1443 [07:22] <Wug> oskaeious: make sure you get all of them
#1444 [07:22] <oskaeious> Just did
#1445 [07:22] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Wug: where's the listing of all the damn factoids again?
#1446 [07:22] <oskaeious> also run JavRa
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#1448 [07:22] <oskaeious> ran*
#1449 [07:22] <Wug> ??> lukegb index
#1450 [07:22] <VoxelHead> lukegb: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#1451 [07:22] <richardcook> My minecraft keeps popping up with Java errors and I dont know how to fix them
#1452 [07:22] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wait, it moved? o.o
#1453 [07:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??>> lukegb !
#1454 [07:23] <Wug> it does that
#1455 [07:23] <Useli> Lol.
#1456 [07:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wow, that's a nice factoid :P
#1457 [07:23] <richardcook> *java.nio.BufferOverflowException*
#1458 [07:23] <oskaeious> Wug: Hmm.. It says that the software is already installed when I try to run the install
#1459 [07:23] <Useli> It's a restricted command, Lukegb :P
#1460 [07:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??>> lukegb yogbox
#1461 [07:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Useli: what is?
#1462 [07:23] <Useli> The command ??>
#1463 [07:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I can use it though. I'm +v :P
#1464 [07:23] <richardcook> can anyone help: --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 10/09/11 12:15 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5470 version 3.1.9210, ATI Technologies Inc. java.nio.BufferOv
#1465 [07:23] <Wug> anyone can use ??>
#1466 [07:23] <Wug> as well as ??>>
#1467 [07:24] <skizzo> jodeeeeeeeeeeeeer not going fucking Minecraft!! took like 3 months without playing !!!!! I was close after loggin!! and I do not skip any errors .... simply closes and you're
#1468 [07:24] * AuBot kicked skizzo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1469 [07:24] <richardcook> at java.nio.DirectByteBuffer.put(Unknown Source) at java.nio.ByteBuffer.put(Unknown Source) at ji.a(SourceFile:233) at ji.b(SourceFile:139) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.x(SourceFile:413) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:329) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:716) at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source) --- END ERROR RE
#1470 [07:24] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :aww
#1471 [07:24] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :VoxelHead forgot about me
#1472 [07:24] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I'm sad now ):
#1473 [07:24] <Wug> richardcook: dont try again if it doesnt work the first time
#1474 [07:24] <Useli> Oskaeious, search your PC for anything named Java or Sun
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#1476 [07:25] <Useli> And delete that all.
#1477 [07:25] <Wug> ??> richardcook win/texture/bat
#1478 [07:25] <VoxelHead> richardcook: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#1479 [07:25] <VoxelHead> richardcook: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#1480 [07:25] <Wug> Useli: stop
#1481 [07:25] <oskaeious> Useli: will do
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#1483 [07:25] <Wug> oskaeious: dont
#1484 [07:25] <TheNoodle> lol
#1485 [07:25] <Useli> Wug, it worked for me..
#1486 [07:25] <oskaeious> Wug: um.. Okay
#1487 [07:25] <skizzo7> alguien me ayuda plz?
#1488 [07:25] <Wug> Useli: it can also cause errors with missing java installations
#1489 [07:25] <Wug> which are a pain to fix
#1490 [07:25] <Wug> so do it properly with the uninstallers
#1491 [07:26] <Wug> if that doesnt work, I'll fix it
#1492 [07:26] <Wug> but dont just delete things
#1493 [07:26] <oskaeious> It didn't
#1494 [07:26] <Useli> Wug, deleting all files, trying to reinstall it, if oskaeious still can't install it,
#1495 [07:26] <Wug> the uninstallers are there for a reason
#1496 [07:26] <oskaeious> I uninstalled them all
#1497 [07:26] <richardcook> cheers, that seemed to work :)
#1498 [07:26] <Wug> use teamviewer
#1499 [07:26] <Useli> I'll let oskaeious run a programm, what fixes it..
#1500 [07:26] <oskaeious> sure
#1501 [07:26] <Wug> ??> oskaeious teamviewer
#1502 [07:26] <VoxelHead> oskaeious: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1503 [07:26] <VoxelHead> oskaeious: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1504 [07:26] <Useli> I've had the same problem yesterday.
#1505 [07:27] <skizzo7> fua vaya mierda me gasto 15 pavos pa no poder ni jugar...... adios ¬¬
#1506 [07:27] <oskaeious> Yeah, I have teamviwer installed
#1507 [07:27] <Wug> ugh
#1508 [07:27] <Wug> oskaeious: run it, and send me the id and password
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#1510 [07:28] <Jammied> hello
#1511 [07:28] <Jammied> anybody here
#1512 [07:28] <Oerg866> fothermucker
#1513 [07:29] * Wug kicked Oerg866 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Oerg866)
#1514 [07:29] * Wug yawns
#1514 [07:29] <Jammied> wug???
#1515 [07:29] <Jammied> can somone help me
#1516 [07:29] <peru> ?? ask
#1517 [07:29] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1518 [07:29] <Wug> ask away
#1519 [07:29] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1520 [07:30] <Jammied> i try to login on minecraft and it says 'cannot connect to minecraft.net' what do i do :(
#1521 [07:30] <Useli> Keep trying.
#1522 [07:30] <Useli> That's all that helps xd
#1523 [07:31] <Jammied> really i have
#1524 [07:31] <Useli> As far as I know, there isn't anything that helps, but Wug will probably tell you there is..
#1525 [07:31] <Useli> So my advice for now is, keep trying.
#1526 [07:31] <Jammied> wug can u help me
#1527 [07:32] <peru> servers are overloaded but eventually it will connect... at 10th try or so :)
#1528 [07:32] <Jammied> kk
#1529 [07:32] <Jammied> thanks
#1530 [07:34] <Jammied> thanks it works nearly every time now :D
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#1532 [07:36] <Thejubro> Thejubro is my name
#1533 [07:37] <rymate1234> why does 1.8 go really laggy when exploring?
#1534 [07:37] <peru> read topic
#1535 [07:37] <Jammied> when does that come out
#1536 [07:37] <drupal> when does what come out
#1537 [07:37] <Jammied> 1.8
#1538 [07:37] <peru> when its ready
#1539 [07:37] <drupal> some time this week
#1540 [07:38] <zelda> anyone know how to eat in 1.8?
#1541 [07:38] <peru> zelda, read topic
#1542 [07:39] <Jammied> right click
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#1544 [07:40] <drupal> hello Opeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1545 [07:40] <Opeth> Hello.
#1546 [07:40] <Opeth> Wait, wat
#1547 [07:40] <gunther> i am having trouble playing minecraft, beacause the game crashes all the time
#1548 [07:40] <drupal> ;/
#1549 [07:40] <gunther> it crashes like every 2nd minute
#1550 [07:41] <drupal> Opeth who runs VoxelHead
#1551 [07:41] <gunther> i have the latest update of java, so it might not be that, but what els can couse this problem?
#1552 [07:41] <drupal> gunther: which version are you playing
#1553 [07:41] <Opeth> DopeGhot*
#1554 [07:41] <gunther> 1.7.7
#1555 [07:42] <gunther> but it also crashes on the pre-release of 1.8
#1556 [07:42] <peru> Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. Check if it crashes on default texturepack as well
#1557 [07:43] <gunther> i only use the default.. :S have downloaded some mods and texture packs ,but even without any of those it crashes
#1558 [07:43] <Wug> ok I have 1 spare minute
#1559 [07:43] <Wug> who has a quick issue
#1560 [07:44] <peru> <gunther> has crashing minecraft problem
#1561 [07:44] <Wug> gunther: if youre on a 64 bit system, try 64 bit java
#1562 [07:44] <Wug> minutes up *goes back to teamviewer*
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#1564 [07:45] <gunther> i dont know if i'm on 32 or 64.. but can try
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#1568 [07:49] <madalynn> Hello
#1569 [07:49] <peru> hi
#1570 [07:49] <madalynn> I have a little problem here
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#1573 [07:50] <madalynn> when i start Minecraft it starts fine and i log in and going into my world but i cant
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#1575 [07:50] <themangokid> hi can't connect to "minecraft.net" it says when I try to log in. >I can though< log in to the main site in the browser.
#1576 [07:51] <peru> keep trying. sometimes it logs in after 20th try
#1577 [07:51] <themangokid> wow okey.
#1578 [07:51] <madalynn> it starts loding some " chunks " and 2 sec after the screen is black and mincraft is not responding plzz help me
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#1580 [07:52] <themangokid> Might reset the whole thing?=
#1581 [07:52] <madalynn> can u tell me how
#1582 [07:52] <themangokid> Not recommended but will be the best way to do it
#1583 [07:52] <madalynn> or give me a link
#1584 [07:52] <themangokid> well im not admin shall not give advice :P
#1585 [07:52] <themangokid> just uninstall
#1586 [07:53] <madalynn> hmm many thx from here =)
#1587 [07:53] <themangokid> your wourld will be gone
#1588 [07:53] <madalynn> see ya =)
#1589 [07:53] <themangokid> I think
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#1592 [07:59] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I HAVE MADE A REVOLUTIONARY DISCOVERY
#1593 [08:00] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I have found the solution to issues with seemingly nonsensical crashes
#1594 [08:00] <Wug> in which java, video card drivers, etc, all seem to be installed properly
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#1596 [08:01] <drupal> and what's that
#1597 [08:01] <themangokid> indeed
#1598 [08:01] <themangokid> what that
#1599 [08:01] <themangokid> 's
#1600 [08:01] <drupal> ok, what?
#1601 [08:02] <drupal> that is just ridiculous
#1602 [08:02] <Wug> the issue manifests itself in java's inability to open windows, throwing exceptions like those in this stack trace: http://pastebin.com/Uiyx3AuF
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#1604 [08:02] <Rockrogash> hello
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#1606 [08:03] <Rockrogash> does anyone know a 1.8 server?
#1607 [08:03] <Wug> Rockrogash: read the title
#1608 [08:03] <Wug> topic*
#1609 [08:03] <Wug> there is a control panel option, under appearance and personalization, right at the very bottom, called ClearType Setup
#1610 [08:03] <drupal> Wug: ok and how did you fix it
#1611 [08:03] <umbridge> Tried everthing over the last few weeks to get Minecraft to run, just crashes instantly.
#1612 [08:03] <themangokid> ill be back, do a 1 side assay pls. ^^ so we all can see your discovery
#1613 [08:03] <themangokid> ¨
#1614 [08:03] <Wug> enter that and make sure the setup has been completed and that there are no invalid or bogusy settings
#1615 [08:04] <Wug> had to do a java transplant too, but that was beside the point
#1616 [08:04] <Wug> ?? java/transplant
#1617 [08:05] <umbridge> Submitted Tickets to get Minecraft help, emailed. still will not run
#1618 [08:05] <Wug> umbridge: why wont it run
#1619 [08:05] <Wug> when does it crash
#1620 [08:06] * mib_a46nxw [mib_a46nxw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1621 [08:06] <mib_a46nxw> hello
#1622 [08:07] <Rockrogash> hi
#1623 [08:07] <umbridge> crashes instantly
#1624 [08:07] <mib_a46nxw> when i go to log on is says that u carnt connect to minecraft.net?
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#1626 [08:08] <umbridge> log on it crashes
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#1629 [08:11] <thomaseng> Heya
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#1631 [08:12] <mib_a46nxw> when i go to log on is says that u carnt connect to minecraft.net?
#1632 [08:12] <mib_a46nxw> any one help
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#1634 [08:14] <Heikki> ello?
#1635 [08:14] <Heikki> halp!!
#1636 [08:14] <Heikki> :D
#1637 [08:14] <umbridge> Support ticket answers, you haven't answered for 2 days, support ticket assumed resolved. Another was You have logged on (even though instantly closed) problem has been resolved. I am getting no where.
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#1641 [08:20] <Wug> ??> umbridge win/dxdiag
#1642 [08:20] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1643 [08:20] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1645 [08:20] <Wombatunder> Hi, Is there an easy way to move your single player beta world to another computer?
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#1647 [08:21] <umbridge> I have just done yet another Java update, logged into Minecraft "you can't connect to Minecraft" click to retry, Still can;t connect. play offline. , Click this and yes, no surprise, it closes instantly. Very frustrated or is this the actual game.
#1648 [08:22] * mib_kyaw8v [mib_kyaw8v@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1649 [08:23] <umbridge> I looked at pastebin previously, can anyone assure me that computer data is not breached when everyone can see that info
#1650 [08:24] * kermie [kermie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1651 [08:24] <kermie> Hey
#1652 [08:24] <kermie> My friend says that he will hack my server
#1653 [08:24] <kermie> How do i get it safe?
#1654 [08:25] * fluffee [fluffee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1655 [08:25] <kermie> Heloo???
#1656 [08:25] <fluffee> hey can anyone help me minecraft is bieng a bitch to me
#1657 [08:25] <mib_kyaw8v> I just purchased minecraft, the transaction was confirmed by mail. However, it seems that I'm unable to login throug the downloaded application. If I try the browser version nothing happens even though I got java and all......any ideas to what is wrong?
#1658 [08:25] <Wombatunder> Is there an easy way to move your single player beta world to another computer?
#1659 [08:26] <fluffee> no
#1660 [08:26] <kermie> How do i get my server safe, it will be hacked!!!
#1661 [08:26] <fluffee> it just doesnt work at my house tried all the pc's here
#1662 [08:26] <Wug> kermie: hes an idiot
#1663 [08:26] <fluffee> who?
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#1665 [08:27] <Wug> kermie's friend
#1666 [08:27] <fluffee> ok
#1667 [08:27] <Wug> fluffee: whats wrong with it
#1668 [08:27] <Rockrogash> does anyone know a nonlaggy 1.8 server?
#1669 [08:27] <kermie> Help mee!!
#1670 [08:28] * mirroar [mirroar@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1671 [08:28] <fluffee> on the launcher it says cannot connect to minecraft.net'
#1672 [08:28] <mirroar> Everytime I try to login
#1673 [08:28] <Wug> Rockrogash: didnt I already tell you to read the title
#1674 [08:28] <fluffee> and i cant play in browser either
#1675 [08:28] <mirroar> It says I cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1676 [08:28] <Rockrogash> what title man?
#1677 [08:28] <Wug> here, let me embarrass you with this really loud looking factoid
#1678 [08:28] <mirroar> What is going on?
#1679 [08:28] <Wug> ?? 1,.8
#1680 [08:28] <Wug> ?? 1.8
#1681 [08:28] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#1682 [08:28] <Rockrogash> where?!
#1683 [08:28] <mirroar> Voxel
#1684 [08:28] <mirroar> How come it says
#1685 [08:29] <Wug> is a bot.
#1686 [08:29] <mirroar> I can't
#1687 [08:29] <mirroar> Connect
#1688 [08:29] <mirroar> To minecraft.net
#1689 [08:29] <mirroar> When I can
#1690 [08:29] <fluffee> mirroar me either'
#1691 [08:29] <mirroar> Exactly
#1692 [08:29] <mirroar> Wtf is going on?
#1693 [08:29] <mirroar> Voxel!
#1694 [08:29] <umbridge> Purchased Minecraft on August 11, have not got it it to work yet tied other PC saving all same sympoms
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#1696 [08:29] <fluffee> how long have u had the problem'
#1697 [08:29] <Wug> both of you: minecraft seems to be having issues lately
#1698 [08:29] <Rockrogash> thats stupid
#1699 [08:29] <mirroar> That's fucking stupid
#1700 [08:29] * AuBot kicked mirroar from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1701 [08:29] <fluffee> ok
#1702 [08:29] <Wug> both of you: try disabling firewalls
#1703 [08:29] <fluffee> how?
#1704 [08:30] <Rockrogash> 1.8 is not that buggy as u tell
#1705 [08:30] <Wug> if it works without the firewall its probably a firewall issue
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#1707 [08:30] <fluffee> how do i do that
#1708 [08:30] <Something> What is going on
#1709 [08:30] <Rockrogash> and if people need help why not just helping them where is the problem
#1710 [08:30] <Rockrogash> stupid risks
#1711 [08:30] <Wug> then why is everyone coming here and asking how to make it work
#1712 [08:30] <Rockrogash> :(
#1713 [08:30] <Something> I cannot connect to Minecraft.net?
#1714 [08:30] <{unimatrix}> mc.net having a stroke again?
#1715 [08:30] <Wug> seems that way
#1716 [08:30] <drupal> if it works without the firewall it is by definition a firewall problem
#1717 [08:30] <obi_wan> Hello, my friend is hacking my server how do i get it safe??!
#1718 [08:30] <Something> This 1.8 being "not safe" is fake
#1719 [08:30] <{unimatrix}> obi_wan
#1720 [08:30] <Rockrogash> yap
#1721 [08:30] <{unimatrix}> without direct console access
#1722 [08:30] <{unimatrix}> he cannot hack your server
#1723 [08:30] <drupal> obi_wan: um get better friends
#1724 [08:30] <Wug> drupal: normally, except that its minecraft.net, so it could just be being flaky for fun
#1725 [08:30] <fluffee> wug ive had this problem for almost 3 weeks now'
#1726 [08:30] <Something> 1.8 leaked version is totally cool
#1727 [08:30] <obi_wan> Why not?
#1728 [08:31] <Rockrogash> it is
#1729 [08:31] <Wug> ??> fluffee teamviewer
#1730 [08:31] <VoxelHead> fluffee: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1731 [08:31] <Rockrogash> wug is just talking poo
#1732 [08:31] <VoxelHead> fluffee: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1733 [08:31] <{unimatrix}> are you running vanilla minecraft?
#1734 [08:31] * Wug sighs
#1734 [08:31] <{unimatrix}> obi_wan?
#1735 [08:31] <obi_wan> Is it not possible to hack it?
#1736 [08:31] <{unimatrix}> you sir are an idiot
#1737 [08:31] <Something> What?
#1738 [08:31] <Wug> Rockrogash: I know all of the original prerelease testers
#1739 [08:31] <Wug> its buggy.
#1740 [08:32] <{unimatrix}> wug what else is new
#1741 [08:32] <{unimatrix}> its an update
#1742 [08:32] <{unimatrix}> if it wasnt buggy id be worried
#1743 [08:32] <Wug> its an unreleased update
#1744 [08:32] <Wug> so its even more buggy than usual
#1745 [08:32] <{unimatrix}> nah id say its equaly buggy
#1746 [08:32] <fluffee> none of this crap was happening before the update
#1747 [08:32] <{unimatrix}> as the halloween update
#1748 [08:32] <Wug> fluffee: what update
#1749 [08:32] <Something> PENIS
#1750 [08:32] <Something> PENIS
#1751 [08:32] <Something> PENISPENISVVV
#1752 [08:33] * Wug kicked Something from #minecrafthelp (Reason: penis)
#1753 [08:33] <fluffee> thank you'
#1754 [08:33] <Rockrogash> Well Wug it is buggy but not that much that u cant play it. Also i played it for the last 3 hours now and i know what im talking bout. So play it yourself or dont talk stuff u dont know anything about.
#1755 [08:33] <{unimatrix}> the issue with mc.net has nothing to do with the unreleased update
#1756 [08:33] <{unimatrix}> it is the authentication server
#1757 [08:33] <{unimatrix}> beeing overloaded with requests
#1758 [08:33] <{unimatrix}> either by malicious attempt
#1759 [08:33] <fluffee> uni do u know how to fix the problem'
#1760 [08:33] <{unimatrix}> or by to many users loggin in or trying to at the same moment
#1761 [08:33] <Wug> ??> fluffee teamviewer
#1762 [08:33] <VoxelHead> fluffee: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1763 [08:33] <VoxelHead> fluffee: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1764 [08:33] <umbridge> Just turned firewall off, it still crashed.
#1765 [08:34] <Wombatunder> is there anything in the works about being able to save your workd to a flashdrive and play with your account on another pc?
#1766 [08:34] <Wug> ??> umbridge teamviewer
#1767 [08:34] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1768 [08:34] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1769 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> Wombatunder
#1770 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> you can copy your worlds
#1771 [08:34] <Wug> Wombatunder: you can already do that, you just have to do some tricks
#1772 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> to a flash drive
#1773 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> they are under the .minecraft folder
#1774 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> on your application data folder
#1775 [08:34] <Wombatunder> it it just the files in the application data folder?
#1776 [08:34] <Wombatunder> heh
#1777 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> yes
#1778 [08:34] <Wombatunder> need to type faster :D
#1779 [08:34] <{unimatrix}> as under saves
#1780 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> you will see all your single player worlds are there
#1781 [08:35] <drupal> %appdata%/.minecraft/saves/
#1782 [08:35] <Wug> if you copy the whole folder it will get your saves, your mods, your settings, everything
#1783 [08:35] <Rockrogash> Does someone know a nonlaggy 1.8 server
#1784 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> yes
#1785 [08:35] <Wombatunder> and all I need to do is copy it over
#1786 [08:35] <Wug> Rockrogash: ask in #smp
#1787 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> Rockrogash , 1.8 is not an official release
#1788 [08:35] <Rockrogash> thaNKS
#1789 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> therefore the bugs you may incounter makes the game not fun to play
#1790 [08:35] <Rockrogash> uni i know
#1791 [08:35] <Wug> now stop harking about it or I'll make you go away
#1792 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> id recommend sticking to the latest official release
#1793 [08:35] <{unimatrix}> 1.7.3
#1794 [08:35] <Rockrogash> I PLAYED IT 3 HOURS and ITS AMAZING
#1795 [08:35] <Rockrogash> WTH
#1796 [08:35] <fluffee> 1.7.3?
#1797 [08:36] <Rockrogash> u guys are pissing me off
#1798 [08:36] <Rockrogash> bye
#1799 [08:36] <Wombatunder> can the classic worlds be played in the beta?
#1800 [08:36] <drupal> Rockrogash: whatr
#1801 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> no
#1802 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> they cannot
#1803 [08:36] <drupal> what
#1804 [08:36] <Wombatunder> :-(
#1805 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> classic worlds cannot be played under beta
#1806 [08:36] <Rockrogash> what what?
#1807 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> without converting them
#1808 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> using a world editor
#1809 [08:36] <Wug> Rockrogash: werent you leaving
#1810 [08:36] <drupal> Rockrogash: why are we pissing you off
#1811 [08:36] <Wombatunder> [unimatrix] is that supported?
#1812 [08:36] <fluffee> hes just a sentitive prick
#1813 [08:36] <{unimatrix}> i dont think it is
#1814 [08:36] <Wug> Wombatunder: only some worlds will work
#1815 [08:37] <{unimatrix}> mcedit would work
#1816 [08:37] <Wug> because theres a size issue
#1817 [08:37] <Wombatunder> ok
#1818 [08:37] <Wug> {unimatrix}: I dont think mcedit can load classic worlds
#1819 [08:37] <Rockrogash> because u dont give informations about 1.8 cuase u think its too buggy but it aint
#1820 [08:37] <{unimatrix}> wug there are editor out there
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#1822 [08:37] <Rockrogash> i played it 3 hours and i know what im talking about
#1823 [08:37] <{unimatrix}> to turn classic into alpha worlds
#1824 [08:37] <{unimatrix}> then its a matter of converting them to beta
#1825 [08:37] <Rockrogash> this is pissing me off
#1826 [08:37] <Wombatunder> heh 3 hour expert
#1827 [08:37] <fluffee> so wug are you telling me that without teamveiwer i cant fix my minecraft thing?
#1828 [08:38] <umbridge> why does Minecraft keep crashing when I open it, please assist
#1829 [08:38] * mib_eimysu [mib_eimysu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1830 [08:38] <{unimatrix}> umbridge
#1831 [08:38] <{unimatrix}> did you download any mods
#1832 [08:38] <{unimatrix}> for your minecraft client
#1833 [08:38] <mib_eimysu> no
#1834 [08:38] <{unimatrix}> such as tmi
#1835 [08:38] <Wug> I've told fluffee and umbridge that if you download teamviewer I'll fix it for you
#1836 [08:38] <Wug> mib_eimysu: if we're talking to you well mention you
#1837 [08:38] <mib_eimysu> i cant even log in
#1838 [08:38] <fluffee> ok wug hold on lemme go grab my labtop brb
#1839 [08:38] <{unimatrix}> mib_eimysu , the auth servers are either down or not working properly
#1840 [08:39] <{unimatrix}> nothing any of us can do about it
#1841 [08:39] <mib_eimysu> how long do i have to wait?
#1842 [08:39] <Wug> Rockrogash: I've been writing server mods for months and months and programming for years
#1843 [08:39] <{unimatrix}> mib_eimysu until the problem goes away
#1844 [08:39] <Wug> login servers are flaky
#1845 [08:39] <mib_eimysu> could that be years iv only pre purchased it today
#1846 [08:39] <Wug> Rockrogash: 3 hours isnt really that much
#1847 [08:39] <{unimatrix}> yeas?
#1848 [08:39] <Rockrogash> so wug?
#1849 [08:39] <{unimatrix}> mib_eimysu , the auth servers shouldnt be down to long
#1850 [08:39] <{unimatrix}> im sure mojang is aware of the problem
#1851 [08:40] <mib_eimysu> so a day or two?
#1852 [08:40] <{unimatrix}> and are sending laods of lemmings
#1853 [08:40] <{unimatrix}> to go fix it
#1854 [08:40] <{unimatrix}> no
#1855 [08:40] <Rockrogash> You havent played 1.8 for months
#1856 [08:40] <Wug> and in the end, your opinion on the matter isnt important
#1857 [08:40] <Rockrogash> Wug
#1858 [08:40] <Wombatunder> heh, didn't you know Wug that 3 hours of play will make you an expert..... An Unknown Drip under pressure :D
#1859 [08:40] <fluffee> do i download teh full version of teamviewer
#1860 [08:40] <Rockrogash> Your opinion neither is mister smart
#1861 [08:40] <{unimatrix}> why did that silly bot just do that
#1862 [08:40] <Rockrogash> what an idiot seriously
#1863 [08:40] <{unimatrix}> i was explaining something
#1864 [08:40] <Wug> we, the ops of this channel, all of us, have decided that we arent going to help with 1.8 until its official release
#1865 [08:40] <Wug> as cool as it may be
#1866 [08:41] <Rockrogash> Yep u did and that was a wrong decision
#1867 [08:41] <Wug> because its buggy, and we have legitimate users with legitimate issues with the legitimately released client.
#1868 [08:41] <Sinistrahd> surprised gash there isn't banned yet
#1869 [08:41] <Wug> Sinistrahd: I'm getting to that
#1870 [08:41] <Wombatunder> man you have a lot of patience Wug
#1871 [08:41] <Sinistrahd> also good morning
#1872 [08:41] <Wug> adding in the fact that its bugginess is causing way more traffic than we want to deal with
#1873 [08:41] <Rockrogash> i dont have a damned question about the client
#1874 [08:42] <{unimatrix}> wug if i may id like to mention that none of the server (3rd party mods ) are updated for 1.8 such as bukkit and canary. therefore playing 1.8 in vanilla with all these bugs
#1875 [08:42] <Rockrogash> i have a question about some servers
#1876 [08:42] * Wug kicked Rockrogash from #minecrafthelp (Reason: perfect, then we're fine. you can go away to #smp now)
#1877 [08:42] <{unimatrix}> seems rather pointless as once the update does gets pushed trough
#1878 [08:42] * Wug yawns
#1878 [08:42] <fluffee> lol
#1879 [08:42] <{unimatrix}> the things you would have done might be erased by the new update
#1880 [08:42] <umbridge> With all due resect, Teamviewer looks a bit risky. are there any safe guards ?
#1881 [08:42] <fluffee> k wug im downloading team now
#1882 [08:42] <{unimatrix}> and playing vanilla can be entertaining at times but not for a longer period of time
#1883 [08:42] <Sinistrahd> umbridge only how carefully you use it
#1884 [08:42] <Wug> umbridge: as long as you pm me the info I'll be the only one using it
#1885 [08:43] <{unimatrix}> umbridge , teamviewer allows a user to either view your desktop ( remote view ) or remove control and at any given time
#1886 [08:43] <Wug> I've performed probably hundreds of teamviewer sessions
#1887 [08:43] <{unimatrix}> you can abort the control
#1888 [08:43] <Wug> I really should keep track
#1889 [08:43] <{unimatrix}> wug i get a message that im using it commercialy
#1890 [08:43] <fluffee> ok Wug im trusting you on this lol
#1891 [08:43] <{unimatrix}> i used it to often aswell
#1892 [08:43] <umbridge> can I just permission certain files, thank you for you help
#1893 [08:43] <Wug> {unimatrix}: teamviewer has blocked my account completely more than once.
#1894 [08:44] <{unimatrix}> still a good program
#1895 [08:44] <{unimatrix}> :p
#1896 [08:44] <Wug> I have to email them and get them to unblock it
#1897 [08:44] <Sinistrahd> I hope they don't block mine since I connect to my pc from my phone almost daily for maybe an hour total
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#1899 [08:44] <Wug> if you;re sending me teamviewer info, pm it to me
#1900 [08:44] * seanoconnor [seanoconnor@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1901 [08:44] <Wug> /msg wug teamviewer info goes here
#1902 [08:44] <fluffee> how
#1903 [08:45] <fluffee> ok
#1904 [08:45] * {unimatrix} sighs
#1904 [08:45] <fluffee> lol uni
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#1906 [08:45] <{unimatrix}> here is a fun fact to make you lol
#1907 [08:45] <seanoconnor> Hum , i have a minecraft server , but id like to ad some mods , can i ?
#1908 [08:45] <Wug> I'm turning my minecraft save repair utility into a shell
#1909 [08:45] <{unimatrix}> today i had to teamviewer with a few of my minecraft players to install age of empires2 and gameranger
#1910 [08:45] <{unimatrix}> that game is ancient :p
#1911 [08:45] <Wug> seanoconnor: we dont provide mod help here, sorry
#1912 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> seo
#1913 [08:46] <seanoconnor> wug where must i go ?
#1914 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> i can recommend
#1915 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> bukkit
#1916 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> http://forums.bukkit.org
#1917 [08:46] <Wug> bukkit has their own channel too, #bukkit
#1918 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> i didnt wanna say that
#1919 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> havent read the rules of this channel
#1920 [08:46] <{unimatrix}> :p
#1921 [08:47] <Morrolan> {unimatrix}: Oh, they just ignore people who ask for help there, but apart from that, pft. :P
#1922 [08:47] <{unimatrix}> umm
#1923 [08:47] <{unimatrix}> im bukkit comminity staff
#1924 [08:47] <Sinistrahd> morning Morrolan
#1925 [08:47] <drupal> hello Morrolan
#1926 [08:47] <{unimatrix}> i can only give as much advice as i can
#1927 [08:47] <Wug> by all means direct people to #bukkit
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#1929 [08:47] <Wug> if theyre having bukkit issues
#1930 [08:47] <{unimatrix}> bukkit is easy
#1931 [08:47] <Morrolan> 'lo guys
#1932 [08:48] <{unimatrix}> but most people fail to grasp the simple concept of the mod
#1933 [08:48] <Wug> or you could make a bot in bukkit auto-invite people here who talk about bukkit servers
#1934 [08:48] <{unimatrix}> i could
#1935 [08:48] <Morrolan> {unimatrix}: Ofcourse, and it wasn't meant as an offense, but as a fact.
#1936 [08:48] * mib_0ysisa [mib_0ysisa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1937 [08:48] <Wug> isnt there a bot called 'bukkit'
#1938 [08:48] <{unimatrix}> but isnt that a violation of espernet?
#1939 [08:48] <Sinistrahd> {unimatrix} yeah but so are the instructions we give here, and look how few people can follow them :P
#1940 [08:48] <Wug> no
#1941 [08:48] <fluffee> ok wug its downloading now
#1942 [08:48] <{unimatrix}> mcbanshelpbot is my botty
#1943 [08:48] <Wug> as long as it doesnt generate too much spam
#1944 [08:48] <Wug> and we dont usually get too much bukkit people
#1945 [08:48] <{unimatrix}> i think i can modify it
#1946 [08:49] <fluffee> ok wug
#1947 [08:49] <Wug> I have wugbot
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#1949 [08:49] <Wug> fluffee: still waiting on teamviewer info
#1950 [08:49] <Wug> send me the id and pass
#1951 [08:49] * MCBans_Helpbot [MCBans_Helpbot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1952 [08:49] <{unimatrix}> hello there
#1953 [08:49] <Wug> you've sent me 'hi' so far
#1954 [08:49] <fluffee> there'
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#1956 [08:50] <Warfailz> hmm
#1957 [08:50] <fluffee> did u get it wug
#1958 [08:50] <Wug> {unimatrix}: http://www.esper.net/bots.php
#1959 [08:50] <Warfailz> Hmm
#1960 [08:50] <Warfailz> Why if i join a game, it sais logging in, then after that, i only see the background. Then black. then gone?
#1961 [08:50] <fluffee> mc is shitty lately
#1962 [08:51] <Warfailz> >.>
#1963 [08:51] <Warfailz> Since
#1964 [08:51] <Warfailz> if i try to play mc on my laptop after that
#1965 [08:51] <Warfailz> It does the same hting
#1966 [08:51] <Warfailz> Btw
#1967 [08:51] <Warfailz> Mc is not shitty
#1968 [08:51] <Warfailz> Java is shitty
#1969 [08:52] <Sinistrahd> my java has more of a rich, bold flavor, not shitty at all
#1970 [08:52] <Warfailz> -.-
#1971 [08:52] <Sinistrahd> maybe you're drinking civet cat java ;)
#1972 [08:52] <Warfailz> If there was no java, there was no problems:)
#1973 [08:53] <Morrolan> If there were no computers there were no crashes, yet I prefer it the way it is. ;)
#1974 [08:53] <Warfailz> Depends
#1975 [08:53] <Warfailz> My computer never chrashes
#1976 [08:53] <umbridge> I don't know what Minecraft is like to play, It always crashes instantly
#1977 [08:53] <Warfailz> Since i know it from in and out
#1978 [08:53] <Warfailz> Yep
#1979 [08:54] <Warfailz> agree with umbridge
#1980 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> warfailz so you've never gotten it to work?
#1981 [08:54] <{unimatrix}> umbridge
#1982 [08:54] <Warfailz> Hmm?
#1983 [08:54] <Warfailz> How oyu mena ^^?
#1984 [08:54] <{unimatrix}> how long have you had minecraft
#1985 [08:54] <{unimatrix}> and have you installed any modifications to the game
#1986 [08:54] <{unimatrix}> as client side mods
#1987 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> minecraft hasd never run for you?
#1988 [08:55] <Warfailz> It does?
#1989 [08:55] <umbridge> August 11, Tried allsorts
#1990 [08:55] <Warfailz> It doesnt?
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#1992 [08:55] <Sinistrahd> very helpful, Warfailz
#1993 [08:55] <{unimatrix}> umbridge
#1994 [08:55] <{unimatrix}> what os are you running
#1995 [08:55] <{unimatrix}> and whats your java version
#1996 [08:55] <{unimatrix}> on your computer
#1997 [08:55] <Sinistrahd> fremen: Usul isn't here right now.
#1998 [08:55] <fremen> hello i have a question about world save management
#1999 [08:56] <Sinistrahd> ??> {unimatrix} java/version
#2000 [08:56] <VoxelHead> {unimatrix}: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2001 [08:56] <VoxelHead> {unimatrix}: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2002 [08:56] <umbridge> Just downloaded latest Java version, still closes instantly
#2003 [08:56] <fremen> Sinistrahd: sorry didnt notice the joke :)
#2004 [08:56] <{unimatrix}> ok
#2005 [08:56] <{unimatrix}> what os have you got
#2006 [08:57] <Sinistrahd> why do I have 2 bots talking to me from typing in 1 trigger?
#2007 [08:57] <umbridge> apologies, what is os ?
#2008 [08:57] * kendle [kendle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2009 [08:57] <{unimatrix}> operating system
#2010 [08:57] <kendle> can anyone help please
#2011 [08:57] <{unimatrix}> windows xp,vista,7 , mac , linux
#2012 [08:58] <boghog> I'm not able to login currently, is this a problem with minecraft.net or is sometihng borked on my side?
#2013 [08:58] <kendle> vista
#2014 [08:58] <{unimatrix}> boghog , the auth servers are having a teabreak
#2015 [08:58] <umbridge> im on Vista
#2016 [08:58] <fremen> i learned that the minecraft saves are kept in appdata of user, is it possible to contain all data in minecraft installation folder, to make me enable to play on diffirent computers just with folder copying ?
#2017 [08:58] <boghog> ah
#2018 [08:58] <{unimatrix}> fremen the saves worlds are indeed saved in your application data
#2019 [08:58] <umbridge> I cannot play offline either
#2020 [08:58] <kendle> i know nothing about this i've bought minecraft for my pc but it wont run?
#2021 [08:59] <{unimatrix}> by copying those files to a diffirent computer
#2022 [08:59] <{unimatrix}> you will copy all your single player worlds
#2023 [08:59] <Sinistrahd> fremen this may be useful to you: http://en.kioskea.net/faq/9814-portable-minecraft-minecraft-on-your-usb-key
#2024 [09:00] <kendle> can anyone help a novice?
#2025 [09:00] <Warfailz> With ^^?
#2026 [09:00] <boghog> oh sweet I managed to login again
#2027 [09:00] <Warfailz> Its kinda shittie atm >.>
#2028 [09:01] <kendle> i've a vista op. system. ive bought minecraft but it want doenload...
#2029 [09:01] <Warfailz> Oh
#2030 [09:01] <Warfailz> Go to minecraft.net
#2031 [09:01] <Warfailz> Then right
#2032 [09:01] <Warfailz> Download
#2033 [09:01] <boghog> I don't know if there's something fubar on my side but I am having trouble logging in at least a couple of times a day
#2034 [09:02] <umbridge> Minecraft wont even let me log in now
#2035 [09:02] <Warfailz> Yeh minecraft has issues
#2036 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> boghog it's probably just when a bunch of people are all bogging down the authorization servers
#2037 [09:02] <Warfailz> cuz of java
#2038 [09:02] <boghog> I just got in after trying over 20 minutes
#2039 [09:02] <Warfailz> nobody likes it
#2040 [09:02] * mib_snnhrd [mib_snnhrd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2041 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> warfailz the login issue has nothing to do with java
#2042 [09:02] <Warfailz> Oh but still java is shitty
#2043 [09:02] <Warfailz> their errors have allot of bullshit in it
#2044 [09:03] <mib_snnhrd> I CANT CONNECT TO MINECRAFT WHY :(
#2045 [09:03] <umbridge> sometimes says "force update" then closes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2047 [09:03] <Jonathang> Hello
#2048 [09:03] <Warfailz> Hi
#2049 [09:03] <Jonathang> Is anyone here good at modding?
#2050 [09:03] <Warfailz> Depends?
#2051 [09:03] <Jonathang> I'm having a problem
#2052 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> Jonathang we don't support modding here
#2053 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> ??> Jonathang mods
#2054 [09:03] <Jonathang> Oh sorry
#2055 [09:03] <VoxelHead> Jonathang: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#2056 [09:03] <VoxelHead> Jonathang: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2057 [09:04] <Jonathang> Oh ok
#2058 [09:04] <umbridge> I have been trying to play minecraft for 4 weeks, still not seen it open
#2059 [09:04] <Jonathang> I really look forward to editing the MC mobs xD
#2060 [09:04] <mib_snnhrd> can any one help me when i try to connect to minecraft it sayd cant connect to minecraft.net
#2061 [09:04] <fluffee> umbridge to teamviever
#2062 [09:04] <fluffee> Wug can fix it
#2063 [09:04] <Jonathang> Whats your username?
#2064 [09:05] <Jonathang> It can't be too long
#2065 [09:05] <fluffee> hes almost fixed mine
#2066 [09:05] <Sinistrahd> oh that's where wug is :P
#2067 [09:05] <mib_snnhrd> jamez362 is my username
#2068 [09:05] <fluffee> yes Wug is amazing hes wicked smart to
#2069 [09:05] <Sinistrahd> !paid jamez362
#2070 [09:05] <kendle> cannot find the main class: net.minecraft.minecraftlauncher....can anyone help please
#2071 [09:05] <Jonathang> Theres @ and + icons on the left of some usernames. I think @ for admin and + for?
#2072 [09:06] <TheNytangel> Sinistrahd, "Can't connect to minecraft.net" not "User not premium"
#2073 [09:06] <Wug> + is for voice
#2074 [09:06] <Jonathang> Oh ok thank you
#2075 [09:06] <Warfailz> @ = operator
#2076 [09:06] <mib_snnhrd> yes i have paid minecraft
#2077 [09:06] <Sinistrahd> I know, just figured I'd look
#2078 [09:06] <Wug> we give good helpers voice
#2079 [09:06] <Jonathang> Oh
#2080 [09:06] <Warfailz> But im not sure if this server uses Anope
#2081 [09:06] <Sinistrahd> don't wanna help any pirates (though I doubt they'd need to connect)
#2082 [09:06] <Warfailz> else way & = admin
#2083 [09:06] <Wug> fluffee: h/o
#2084 [09:06] <fluffee> ?
#2085 [09:06] <Jonathang> I have a problem in making my server too
#2086 [09:07] <mib_snnhrd> can anyone help me
#2087 [09:07] <Wug> fluffee: I'm this good at fixing minecraft: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/mclol.png
#2088 [09:07] <TheNytangel> Jonathang, do you want help?
#2089 [09:07] <fluffee> i know you are'
#2090 [09:07] <Wug> look at the picture
#2091 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> wug you got that system to run it?
#2092 [09:07] <Wug> the specs of the machine are highlighted in red
#2093 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> and voodoo cards still exist in the wild?
#2094 [09:07] <Wug> Sinistrahd: yep
#2095 [09:07] <Jonathang> Awesome!!
#2096 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> damn
#2097 [09:07] <Jonathang> What is it?
#2098 [09:07] <fluffee> lol what is all that stuff
#2099 [09:08] <Wug> Sinistrahd: over a vnc connection no less
#2100 [09:08] <Jonathang> @TheNytangel Yes
#2101 [09:08] <TheNytangel> Once he moves all that stuff, there is porn behind it
#2102 [09:08] <Wug> fluffee: thats minecraft, running on like a 10 year old computer
#2103 [09:08] <TheNytangel> Jonathang, do you have teamviewer?
#2104 [09:08] <kendle> cannot find the main class: net.minecraft.minecraftlauncher....can anyone help please
#2105 [09:08] <Jonathang> Yes
#2106 [09:08] <Sinistrahd> wug you wanna optimize my system for Deus Ex HR? :P
#2107 [09:08] <Wug> no.
#2108 [09:08] <TheNytangel> Jonathang, pm me your ID and pass
#2109 [09:08] <mib_snnhrd> so does anyone know how to fix the launcher problem
#2110 [09:08] <Jonathang> How about account?
#2111 [09:08] <Wug> "the launcher problem?"
#2112 [09:09] <Wug> Jonathang: just teamviewer id and pass
#2113 [09:09] <Sinistrahd> kendle have you tried a force update already?
#2114 [09:09] <Jonathang> Ok
#2115 [09:09] <fluffee> Wug the prob i had
#2116 [09:09] <TheNytangel> Jonathang, /msg TheNytangel ID pass
#2117 [09:09] <Wombatunder> is there a portable version of the launcher that can be modded and played on any computer?
#2118 [09:09] <Jonathang> Ok
#2119 [09:09] <mib_snnhrd> i cant connect to minecraft.net
#2120 [09:09] <Wug> Wombatunder: wololo
#2121 [09:09] <kendle> i've just started. ive bought minecraft and downloaded to my desktop but says cannot find the main class: net.minecraft.minecraftlauncher....can anyone help please
#2122 [09:09] <Jonathang> .msg 652 727 659 d7r33s
#2123 [09:09] <Jonathang> Oops
#2124 [09:09] <Wug> secretly, you can play any of them on any computer
#2125 [09:09] <Wug> its secretly just a jar file
#2126 [09:10] <Wug> you can run said jar file by invoking java on any system
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#2128 [09:10] <Wombatunder> complete with whatever custome mods you might have used?
#2129 [09:10] <Wug> thats a little harder
#2130 [09:10] <umbridge> I really would like to be able to connect to Minecraft also
#2131 [09:10] <Sinistrahd> jonathang generate a new password quickly or shut down your teamviewer when you mistakenly post the info publicly
#2132 [09:10] <Wug> since only the windows version can change the folder it looks in for the minecraft binaries
#2133 [09:11] <Wug> "binaries"
#2134 [09:11] <Wug> -> jars
#2135 [09:11] <Warfailz> Uni
#2136 [09:11] <Warfailz> Unimatrix?
#2137 [09:11] <Wug> umbridge: teamviewer
#2138 [09:11] * Warfailz slaps {unimatrix} around a bit with a large trout
#2138 [09:11] * {unimatrix} activates his shield and Warfailz 's attack had no effect
#2138 [09:11] <Wug> ??> umbridge teamviewer
#2139 [09:11] <Warfailz> Lol
#2140 [09:11] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2141 [09:11] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2142 [09:11] <mib_snnhrd> i have tried to change my password my internet is working fine and it still says cant connect to minecraft.net
#2143 [09:12] <Warfailz> Mib_snnhrd , its haveing issues, just keep trying
#2144 [09:12] <Wug> {unimatrix}: we have a problem
#2145 [09:12] <fremen> Sinistrahd: yes i believe this is it, sorry for late answer, thank you very much have a nice day
#2146 [09:12] <Wug> and that's that MCBans_Helpbot responds to voxelhead factoid syntax
#2147 [09:12] <Wug> please disable it if possible
#2148 [09:12] <mib_snnhrd> how long will it take to fix the problem
#2149 [09:13] <boghog> a voodoo banshee :o
#2150 [09:13] <Sinistrahd> yeah I get an extra notice every time I invoke a voxelhead command
#2151 [09:13] <boghog> how old is that even? like a decade? :p
#2152 [09:13] <Wug> when I got that computer, it had windows 2000 on it
#2153 [09:13] <Wug> it now has ubuntu
#2154 [09:13] <GreyVulpine> Who's bot is MCBans_Helpbot?
#2155 [09:13] <Wug> I'm also connecting through it
#2156 [09:13] <Wug> GreyVulpine: its {unimatrix}
#2157 [09:13] * GreyVulpine stabs {unimatrix}
#2157 [09:13] * Krynn [Krynn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2158 [09:14] <Krynn> Hello :}
#2159 [09:14] <Wug> he's going to set it up to automatically invite people who talk about bukkit servers to #bukkit
#2160 [09:14] <mib_snnhrd> what if i restarted my computer will it fix my launcher problem
#2161 [09:14] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#2161 [09:14] <Warfailz> Nope
#2162 [09:14] <Wug> mib_snnhrd: doubtful
#2163 [09:14] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I could tell him no and set up wugbot to do it
#2164 [09:14] * Contex [Contex@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2165 [09:14] <Sinistrahd> mib_snnhrd you don't have a launcher problem, it's a login server issue
#2166 [09:14] <Krynn> I am having issues with minecraft. The launcher always says "Can't connect to minecraft" ever since yesterday when I played it online for the first time. Is there anything I can do other than reinstall?
#2167 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> Would prefer less bots in #minecrafthelp, rather than more.
#2168 [09:14] <Warfailz> Please
#2169 [09:14] <Wug> I like that we have like 10 bots.
#2170 [09:14] <Warfailz> Can someone, change the topic
#2171 [09:14] * Contex [Contex@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2172 [09:15] <Wug> it amuses me
#2173 [09:15] <mib_snnhrd> whats a server issue
#2174 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> ?? help
#2175 [09:15] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#2176 [09:15] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#2177 [09:15] <Wug> there, I changed the topic
#2178 [09:15] <Wug> [lol]
#2179 [09:15] <Sinistrahd> Warfailz what you want us to put "Java suckz" in it?
#2180 [09:15] <Krynn> could it be that I need to update my Java? :)
#2181 [09:16] * oldtopman [oldtopman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2182 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> Krynn - No. The auth server's been borked since yesterday. Just keep trying
#2183 [09:16] * Wug has changed the topic to: The official Minecraft support channel | For all your questions about the core-game made by Mojang! | Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp | Bug tracker: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues | Do not use Java 1.7 for Minecraft | We will not help with 1.8 until its official release. | Java sucks
#2183 [09:16] <Krynn> maybe i broke it by trying to go online. :P
#2184 [09:17] <Sinistrahd> lol wug
#2185 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> ...
#2186 [09:17] <Wug> inb4 grey changes it back
#2187 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> !topic undo
#2188 [09:17] <Krynn> he didn't really change it grey
#2189 [09:17] <Wug> !topic redo
#2190 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> !topic add We will not help with 1.8 until its official release.
#2191 [09:17] <Krynn> he typed /me
#2192 [09:17] * Warfailz agrees with Wug!
#2192 [09:17] <Wug> ^
#2193 [09:17] <Sinistrahd> you removed the 1.8 stuff, GreyBot
#2194 [09:17] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine that is
#2195 [09:17] <Wug> I fix'd
#2196 [09:17] <mib_snnhrd> so all we can do is just keep trying to log in
#2197 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_snnhrd - Yes
#2198 [09:18] <mib_snnhrd> i am on
#2199 [09:18] <Krynn> Okay GreyVulpine, thanks. :)
#2200 [09:18] * Wug kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: bad wug)
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#2202 [09:18] <Sinistrahd> hey I finally got logged in
#2203 [09:18] <Krynn> but also, i'm not so interested about playing it online, but if it can't connect, will the 'play offline' save work for when I play singleplayer when it will connect?
#2204 [09:18] * mortisha [mortisha@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2205 [09:18] <Sinistrahd> not that I really6 play MC anymore... just try to help other people sometimes
#2206 [09:18] <GreyVulpine> Only way to get minecraft files to play offline, is to log in successfully once
#2207 [09:19] <Krynn> ah really? when it fails it gives me the option to play offline still
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#2210 [09:19] <Sinistrahd> krynn: log in successfully once, not once in that day
#2211 [09:20] <mortisha> people have a problem for an infinite number of times I try to login but it says that minecraft.net is not available ... = (
#2212 [09:20] <Sinistrahd> so that it can downbload all the game files
#2213 [09:20] * Kristis133 [Kristis133@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2214 [09:20] <Kristis133> Ugh.
#2215 [09:20] * MrRatermat [MrRatermat@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2216 [09:20] <Krynn> Oh, sorry I musunderstood
#2217 [09:20] <Krynn> thanks GreyBot and Sinistrahd :}
#2218 [09:20] <MrRatermat> Sorry but, I cant Register on #minecraft
#2219 [09:20] <Guest73901> PLEASE help me. every time i try to log in on mc i get this message: Bad video card drivers!
#2220 [09:20] <Warfailz> sO
#2221 [09:20] <Wug> GreyVulpine: did you see the thing I discovered
#2222 [09:20] <Kristis133> Hey, could someone help me witht his? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/605068-could-not-create-the-java-virtual-machine-error/page__p__8099205#entry8099205
#2223 [09:20] <Warfailz> update ur drivers:)
#2224 [09:21] <MrRatermat> I tried /msg Nickserv HELP REGISTER..
#2225 [09:21] <Krynn> hey! I got logged in! :]
#2226 [09:21] * Krynn [Krynn@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2227 [09:21] <Wug> ??>> GreyVulpine error/textspecificlcd
#2228 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> *NickServ* MrRatermat is not registered.
#2229 [09:21] <Guest73901> ive tried but t doesnt work :(
#2230 [09:21] <Sinistrahd> MrRatermat: /msg nickserv register password email
#2231 [09:21] <MrRatermat> ok
#2232 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Wug - I had that a couple times before
#2233 [09:21] <mortisha> Who knows why everything Vreme writes that minecraft.net is not available?
#2234 [09:21] <mortisha> ???????
#2235 [09:22] <Guest73901> my video card is VGA standard and i have windows 7
#2236 [09:22] <MrRatermat> Its not workin..
#2237 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> Guest73901 - No, your computer is using VGA standard as a fallback, because you don't have the specific video drivers for your video card installed on your system
#2238 [09:22] <MrRatermat> Its not doin anything..!
#2239 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> MrRatermat - Did you check your email?
#2240 [09:22] <MrRatermat> No?
#2241 [09:23] <MrRatermat> Ok..
#2242 [09:23] <Guest73901> ok what can i do to fix it?
#2243 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Try checking it?
#2244 [09:23] * mib_4cr6mu [mib_4cr6mu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2245 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Guest73901 - Find out what video card you have, and install the drivers for it?
#2246 [09:23] <MrRatermat> Nothin..
#2247 [09:23] <MrRatermat> Its empty
#2248 [09:23] * Sturm [Sturm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2249 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> MrRatermat - If you put in exactly: /msg nickserv REGISTER password email
#2250 [09:23] <MrRatermat> This is really annoying..
#2251 [09:23] <Guest73901> ok but ive checked that and the only vid card i found is vga
#2252 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> You'll get an email at that address that you need to follow
#2253 [09:23] <Guest73901> :(
#2254 [09:23] <MrRatermat> ok
#2255 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Guest73901 - What operating system?
#2256 [09:24] <Warfailz> And then mc chrashed again
#2257 [09:24] <Warfailz> Black screen
#2258 [09:24] <Sinistrahd> MrRatermat did nickserv respond to you in your server status window when you regged?
#2259 [09:24] <Warfailz> gone
#2260 [09:24] <Warfailz> >.>
#2261 [09:24] <Guest73901> sry whats that? im swedish :P
#2262 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> ?? os
#2263 [09:24] <mib_4cr6mu> s
#2264 [09:24] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#2265 [09:24] <mib_snnhrd> OMG WHY IS MC CRASHING
#2266 [09:24] <Wug> because java
#2267 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> Because it hates your computer
#2268 [09:25] <Guest73901> i have a packard bell
#2269 [09:25] <Wug> probably seriously
#2270 [09:25] <mib_4cr6mu> Any1 else got problems when trying to download the pre release of 1.8?
#2271 [09:25] <Sennyotai> mib_4cr6mu: jeb_ has pushed the update back to the 12th due to need for more testing. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/111473590112763905 (AutoReply)
#2272 [09:25] <Wug> make sure you have only the most recent version of 1.6 installed
#2273 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.8
#2274 [09:25] <Guest73901> fuck jeb
#2275 [09:25] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#2276 [09:25] * AuBot kicked Guest73901 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#2277 [09:25] <Warfailz> Wug > read ur pm ;D
#2278 [09:25] <mib_4cr6mu> I deleted the stuff I tried to download for it
#2279 [09:25] <Wug> Warfailz: dont
#2280 [09:25] <MrRatermat> It works!
#2281 [09:25] <Warfailz> D:
#2282 [09:25] <MrRatermat> Thanks
#2283 [09:25] * MrRatermat [MrRatermat@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2284 [09:25] <mib_4cr6mu> But now I cant play normal MC
#2285 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> !k MCBans_Helpbot
#2286 [09:25] * GreyBot kicked MCBans_Helpbot from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:807>)
#2287 [09:25] <Wug> I have tons of fun doing sh..tuff like this
#2288 [09:25] * Happy [Happy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2289 [09:25] <Happy> Help me!
#2290 [09:26] * john [john@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2291 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> Omg, with what?
#2292 [09:26] <Malvburo> can't install 1.8 on my mac os x snow leopard
#2293 [09:26] * Wug fights urge to kick
#2293 [09:26] <Warfailz> 1,8 is out alreadyt?
#2294 [09:26] <john> why did u fucking kick me? bastard -_-
#2295 [09:26] * AuBot kicked john from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#2296 [09:26] <Wug> lol
#2297 [09:26] * GreyVulpine snrks
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#2298 [09:26] <Wug> its almost like he cant read
#2299 [09:26] <Happy> When i try to log in on the launcher it says that it cant connect to minecraft.net
#2300 [09:26] * Guest61883 [Guest61883@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2301 [09:26] <Warfailz> Yeh
#2302 [09:26] <Warfailz> thtats ussue
#2303 [09:26] <Guest61883> wtf
#2304 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> Happy - Auth server's been having problems. Just keep trying
#2305 [09:26] <Warfailz> Can someone makes a bot that reply's on Can't connect or something
#2306 [09:26] <Warfailz> then it sais that
#2307 [09:27] <Happy> Ok
#2308 [09:27] <Happy> Thanks
#2309 [09:27] <Guest61883> can someone help me!? :)
#2310 [09:27] <mrhappy> hey guys. i bought the game, now what do i do?
#2311 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy - Play it?
#2312 [09:27] <Wug> gravy: teach me how to snrk
#2313 [09:27] <mrhappy> hwo?
#2314 [09:27] * GreyVulpine baps Wug over the head
#2314 [09:27] <mrhappy> *how?
#2315 [09:27] <Sinistrahd> ??>> Guest61883 attitude
#2316 [09:27] <Wug> <trollface>
#2317 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy -http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#2318 [09:28] * aidyn [aidyn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2319 [09:28] <mrhappy> and click minecraft.exe?
#2320 [09:28] * Wug is bap'd
#2320 [09:28] <Guest61883> can someone please help me ´to start mc
#2321 [09:28] * Wug gets brain damage and its face muscles no longer work properly
#2321 [09:28] <aidyn> if the demo lags does that mean the paid for version will as well\
#2322 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy - If you're running windows, yes
#2323 [09:28] <mrhappy> ok
#2324 [09:28] * Wug is now permasnrking
#2324 [09:28] <Guest61883> every time i start the game i get the openGL error message :/
#2325 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> aidyn - Good chance it will, yes.
#2326 [09:29] <aidyn> thank you
#2327 [09:29] <Wug> ??> Guest61883 win/dxdiag
#2328 [09:29] <VoxelHead> Guest61883: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2329 [09:29] <VoxelHead> Guest61883: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2331 [09:29] <krebbit> Hello ?
#2332 [09:29] <Guest61883> okey and then?
#2333 [09:30] <Sinistrahd> Guest61883 follow all the directions
#2334 [09:30] * A_Person [A_Person@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2335 [09:30] <Sinistrahd> we'll use that info to help you
#2336 [09:30] <mrhappy> it cant connect to minecraft.net
#2337 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy - Just keep trying.
#2338 [09:30] <A_Person> Hello, may I have some help?
#2339 [09:30] <Sinistrahd> ??> A_Person ask
#2340 [09:30] <VoxelHead> A_Person: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2341 [09:30] <VoxelHead> A_Person: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2342 [09:30] <krebbit> i also need help
#2343 [09:31] <Guest61883> okey thanks for the help im going to wait for my dad to come home so he ca help me to follow the instructions thanks :)
#2344 [09:31] <Wombatunder> I'm beyond help
#2345 [09:31] * mib_siguxe [mib_siguxe@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2346 [09:31] <A_Person> Okay well I was going to download the launcher but it wouldn't let me.
#2347 [09:31] * wilma [wilma@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2348 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> A_Person - Why won't it let you?
#2349 [09:31] <A_Person> It says that some files can't be loaded.
#2350 [09:32] <GreyVulpine> What does it say, exactly?
#2351 [09:32] <wilma> Minecraft still ain't working
#2352 [09:32] <mib_snnhrd> lol same :(
#2353 [09:32] <mib_snnhrd> its up
#2354 [09:32] <mib_snnhrd> yay
#2355 [09:32] <mib_snnhrd> yay
#2356 [09:32] <Wug> no need to spam
#2357 [09:33] <mrhappy> its still not connecting
#2358 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> For those that say Minecraft isn't working. It would be very beneficial to us if you tell us exactly what the problem is...
#2359 [09:33] * aprilCraft311 [aprilCraft311@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2361 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> Saying "Minecraft doesn't work", is like going to your mechanic with your car and saying, "My car's broken"
#2362 [09:33] * Warrior_4963 [Warrior_4963@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2363 [09:33] <krebbit> i need help
#2364 [09:33] * FuZz_BucKet [FuZz_BucKet@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2365 [09:33] <mrhappy> with what?
#2366 [09:33] <aprilCraft311> hello I have a crash going on, would you like me to copy and paste?
#2367 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> aprilCraft311 - To www.pastebin.com please
#2368 [09:34] <A_Person> It says "This file can not be downloaded." and it is from s3.amazonaws.com
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#2370 [09:34] <Brauuni> I need help with an error messeage
#2371 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> A_Person - Try a different browser?
#2372 [09:34] <ThyGuyX> Hi
#2373 [09:34] <Wug> A_Person: have you ever pirated the game before
#2374 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - What error message, could you please copy it to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL?
#2375 [09:34] <wilma> When I try to login it says "can't connect to minecraft.net" Or if I do login the Minecraft screen just goes black and stops working.
#2376 [09:34] <krebbit> okay so i start minecraft from the download and the valve picture pops up and then i get a black screen
#2377 [09:34] <FuZz_BucKet> i think my account might be hacked
#2378 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> Valve.. pictre?
#2379 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> er, picture?
#2380 [09:35] <krebbit> yes
#2381 [09:35] <Wug> lol
#2382 [09:35] <krebbit> you know the company valve
#2383 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> Was not aware that valve worked on Minecraft
#2384 [09:35] <Wug> minecraft was made by mojang
#2385 [09:35] <aprilCraft311> okay pasting
#2386 [09:35] <Sinistrahd> when did valve buy minecraft?
#2387 [09:35] <Warrior_4963> After logging in and going to browser, the update states it is finished but the green line is 1/2 " from the end and stuck there
#2388 [09:35] <krebbit> never
#2389 [09:35] <Wug> ??> krebbit win/texture/bat
#2390 [09:35] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#2391 [09:35] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#2392 [09:35] <mrhappy> can i play in a random i.p. adress?
#2393 [09:35] <Wug> since its probably a texture pack error
#2394 [09:35] <mrhappy> in multiplayer
#2395 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy - Yes
#2396 [09:35] <Wug> mrhappy: #smp
#2397 [09:35] <A_Person> To Wug no I have its bad
#2398 [09:35] <Brauuni> it5 is from JAVA
#2399 [09:36] <A_Person> havent*
#2400 [09:36] <Wug> ohey mr_floo is in here
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#2402 [09:36] * Wug gives babies to JohnEBH
#2402 [09:36] * Wug runs away "WOLOLO"
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#2403 [09:37] <wilma> When I try to login it says "can't connect to minecraft.net" Or if I do login the Minecraft screen just goes black and stops working. If that really even helps
#2404 [09:37] <FuZz_BucKet> can anyone help?
#2405 [09:37] <JohnEBH> Wtf O.O
#2406 [09:37] <Jonathang> Back everyone
#2407 [09:37] <krebbit> okay let me see if that helps
#2408 [09:37] <Wug> wilma: update java
#2409 [09:37] <GreyVulpine> wilma - Yes it does. Try uninstalling and reinstalling java. Also, update your video drivers
#2410 [09:37] * mrhappy [mrhappy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2411 [09:37] <Wug> make sure there are no old versions installed
#2412 [09:38] <Wug> only the newest version of java 6 should be installed
#2413 [09:38] <mrhappy> my minecraft that i just bought doesnt look like my friiends one
#2414 [09:38] <Wug> a link to that version is here:
#2415 [09:38] <Brauuni> ok I just did it
#2416 [09:38] <Wug> ?? getjavax
#2417 [09:38] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk-6u27-download-440405.html
#2418 [09:38] <A_Person> Thanks GreyVulpine it worked :P
#2419 [09:38] <GreyVulpine> Didn't do anything, but alright.
#2420 [09:38] <mrhappy> can anyone check whether the purchase went through?
#2421 [09:38] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2421 [09:38] <Wug> A_Person: now never use internet explorer again
#2422 [09:38] <Wug> mrhappy: account name
#2423 [09:38] <krebbit> HOLY it worked !!!
#2424 [09:39] <krebbit> thank you
#2425 [09:39] <mrhappy> Mr_Happy18
#2426 [09:39] <Wug> lol
#2427 [09:39] * Wug is pro guesser
#2427 [09:39] <Wug> >valve splash screen
#2428 [09:39] <Wug> >nopenopenope
#2429 [09:39] <krebbit> bye have a nice day
#2430 [09:39] <Wug> ?stats
#2431 [09:39] <mrhappy> who r u talking to?
#2432 [09:39] <ThyGuyX> I'm having a problem with joining servers. I can join my own by no one elses. Here' what I get each time I try. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14425117/mcissue.png
#2433 [09:40] <JohnEBH> Please tell me these guys aren't using 1.8 >.>"
#2434 [09:40] <Wug> mrhappy: kind of no one ~.~
#2435 [09:40] <Jonathang> Wow v1.8 is out already?
#2436 [09:40] <Wug> !paid Mr_Happy18
#2437 [09:40] <mrhappy> lol
#2438 [09:40] <Brauuni> is there anything else I can do to get rid of this error message
#2439 [09:40] <Wug> mrhappy: it went through
#2440 [09:40] <JohnEBH> Jonathang- You have no idea
#2441 [09:40] <mrhappy> thx
#2442 [09:40] <Wug> Jonathang: no its not.
#2443 [09:40] <JohnEBH> !check 24.1.141.176
#2444 [09:40] <Jonathang> Oh
#2445 [09:40] * mib_zljdk3 [mib_zljdk3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2446 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - What error message is that?
#2447 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - You never shared any pastebin link with us
#2448 [09:40] <Wug> Jonathang: people are just idiots
#2449 [09:40] <Jonathang> Why?
#2450 [09:41] <JohnEBH> ThyGuyX- Don't know what to say. The server is up, seems to be a on your end
#2451 [09:41] <Wug> because people are idiots
#2452 [09:41] <Jonathang> ...lol?
#2453 [09:41] <mrhappy> how do you make a server?
#2454 [09:41] <Wug> that statement is recursive
#2455 [09:41] <mrhappy> thats if u can
#2456 [09:41] <GreyVulpine> Download the server package from: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#2457 [09:41] <Brauuni> I sent it but forgot to put my name to it it is under Untitled
#2458 [09:41] <GreyVulpine> Run it, port forward as necessary
#2459 [09:41] <Jonathang> @!mrhappy Me?
#2460 [09:41] <mrhappy> does it cost money?
#2461 [09:41] <Wug> mrhappy: no it doesnt
#2462 [09:41] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - Thousands of people use pastebin. We can't search for "untitled"
#2463 [09:41] <Wug> but it isnt easy
#2464 [09:42] <mrhappy> oh ok
#2465 [09:42] <Brauuni> ok ill resend it'
#2466 [09:42] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - Would be better if you gave us the URL to the pastebin
#2467 [09:42] <mrhappy> Jonathang- i wasnt talking to u
#2468 [09:42] <Jonathang> Sorry
#2469 [09:42] <JohnEBH> ??> mrhappy smp/serversetup
#2470 [09:42] <VoxelHead> mrhappy: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#2471 [09:42] <VoxelHead> mrhappy: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2472 [09:42] <mrhappy> k thx
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#2474 [09:43] <Jonathang> So...no one in here uses Hamachi??
#2475 [09:43] <Wug> Jonathang: nope
#2476 [09:43] <JohnEBH> Jonathang- Hamachi is stupid
#2477 [09:44] <Wug> do port forwarding properly
#2478 [09:44] <Wug> its much better
#2479 [09:44] <Jonathang> Is there anything better?
#2480 [09:44] <JohnEBH> Jonathang- Proper port forwarding
#2481 [09:44] <Wug> ^
#2482 [09:44] * mib_snbvb0 [mib_snbvb0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2483 [09:44] <Brauuni> \ok check again
#2484 [09:44] <Jonathang> Oh
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#2487 [09:45] <Bowties99> I need help
#2488 [09:46] <mrhappy> thats wat ppl r here 4
#2489 [09:46] <Jonathang> lol yeah
#2490 [09:46] <Bowties99> Anyone else can't login?
#2491 [09:46] <APnc> Is the login server down? my client just hangs after logging in.
#2492 [09:46] <Bowties99> Same here.
#2493 [09:46] <APnc> Yeah Bowties
#2494 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> Auth/Login Server's been borked for a couple days
#2495 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> Just keep trying
#2496 [09:46] * Wug jabs mollstam
#2496 [09:46] <Bowties99> I played just last night lol.
#2497 [09:46] <Jonathang> Just askin,is there any IRC chats that involve modding?
#2498 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft
#2499 [09:47] <Wug> #risucraft
#2500 [09:47] <Wug> ninjad
#2501 [09:47] <Jonathang> Oh ok,thanks guys
#2502 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> :3
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#2504 [09:47] <Bowties99> Oh yay
#2505 [09:47] * Eivind999 [Eivind999@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2506 [09:47] <Bowties99> Guys try it now.
#2507 [09:47] <Bowties99> I just got in.
#2508 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> It'll continue to be borked Bowties99.
#2509 [09:47] <APnc> aaah.. worked
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#2511 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> Some can get in after hammering the login
#2512 [09:47] <vH> Hello would anyone like to play on my 1.8 server?
#2513 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> vH - Advertise in #smp please
#2514 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> Not here
#2515 [09:48] <vH> ok thanks just lonley
#2516 [09:48] <mrhappy> how do i get to download 1.8?
#2517 [09:48] <Wug> ?? 1.8
#2518 [09:48] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#2519 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> mrhappy - ^
#2520 [09:48] <Wug> qugja'd
#2521 [09:48] <mrhappy> ok thx
#2522 [09:49] <mrhappy> wat contries r u guys from?
#2523 [09:49] <Wug> Neptune
#2524 [09:49] <mrhappy> lol
#2525 [09:49] <Wug> I have really fast internet
#2526 [09:49] <GreyVulpine> I'm from alpha centauri.
#2527 [09:49] <mrhappy> lol
#2528 [09:49] <mrhappy> im on the sun
#2529 [09:49] <Wug> kealper is from reddit
#2530 [09:49] <mrhappy> its really hot though
#2531 [09:49] <Bowties99> My friend gave me the beta 1.8, I don't feel too confident in using it
#2532 [09:49] <Bowties99> Save files are fine
#2533 [09:49] <Wug> Bowties99: dont
#2534 [09:49] <Wug> for several reasons
#2535 [09:49] <GreyVulpine> Wouldn't recommend it
#2536 [09:49] <Bowties99> Okay
#2537 [09:49] <vH> mr happy i can helo just text 3175142482
#2538 [09:50] <Wug> firstly its buggy
#2539 [09:50] <TheNytangel> Family size box of cereal = 2/3 full
#2540 [09:50] <Wug> second and most importantly, why would you want to spoil the awesomeness of the proper release with this buggy derpy version
#2541 [09:50] <Brauuni> http://mibpaste.com/BPMcwV
#2542 [09:50] <vH> its fie i have been olaying since it was released its fine
#2543 [09:50] <Bowties99> Because we are doing a new video building the twin towers and a memorail and if it gets messed up at this point...
#2544 [09:50] <Bowties99> Bam
#2545 [09:50] <mrhappy> aparently u can get like bots. anyone know how 2 do that?
#2546 [09:50] <Bowties99> Screwed.
#2547 [09:50] <Wug> vH it hasnt been released
#2548 [09:51] <vH> yes it has
#2549 [09:51] <rymate1234> Wug: I have had hardly any bugs :)
#2550 [09:51] <vH> by mojang
#2551 [09:51] <Wug> rymate1234: ask opeth
#2552 [09:51] <Wug> he'll enumerate
#2553 [09:51] <vH> actullay by Jeb_
#2554 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.
#2555 [09:51] <Opeth> Hm?
#2556 [09:51] <Bowties99> Where do I get it then if it's out?
#2557 [09:51] <Wug> Opeth: is 1.8 buggy
#2558 [09:51] <rymate1234> Opeth: how many bugs did you have :P
#2559 [09:51] <Opeth> Less buggy than it was yesterday.
#2560 [09:51] <Opeth> Er.
#2561 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> Brauuni - Have you updated your video drivers?
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#2563 [09:51] <vH> its all over the internet but get it from joystiq.com
#2564 [09:51] <Opeth> My group found 83 separate bugs.
#2565 [09:51] <Opeth> So, good God yes.
#2566 [09:52] <mrhappy> aparently u can get like bots. anyone know how 2 do that?
#2567 [09:52] <TheNytangel> mrhappy, bots for what
#2568 [09:52] <APnc> What's the control for sprinting?
#2569 [09:52] <mrhappy> single player in ur world
#2570 [09:52] <GreyVulpine> double tap w
#2571 [09:52] <mrhappy> my friend has it
#2572 [09:52] <TheNytangel> APnc, double tap W
#2573 [09:52] <vH> no NPCs will be added in 1.9
#2574 [09:53] <TheNytangel> mrhappy, it is a mod. Go search the forums
#2575 [09:53] <mrhappy> on the minecraft website?
#2576 [09:53] <TheNytangel> mrhappy, minecraftforum.net
#2577 [09:53] <Bowties99> I can't get in :C
#2578 [09:53] <TheNytangel> Or .com
#2579 [09:53] <TheNytangel> Dunno :P
#2580 [09:54] <Brauuni> ok any input on those error messages I have two accounts getting them
#2581 [09:54] <vH> yeah so anyone here need help with 1.8 if so text 317-514-2482
#2582 [09:54] <PcJamesy> Opeth we are playing a beta of the beta :)
#2583 [09:54] <Wug> ??> Brauuni win/dxdiag
#2584 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Brauuni: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2585 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Brauuni: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2587 [09:54] <Bowties99> OMG COOL
#2588 [09:54] <Bowties99> 1.8
#2589 [09:55] <Opeth> PcJamesy - At least you aren't playing the beta of the beta of the beta.
#2590 [09:55] <PcJamesy> yha
#2591 [09:55] <Wug> B E T A C E P T I O N
#2592 [09:55] <PcJamesy> i got a 1.8 server going last night
#2593 [09:55] <Bowties99> It's already past due so let's play it anyway lol :/ All I need now is the HaatFilms 1.8 trailer
#2594 [09:55] <PcJamesy> miss bukkit
#2595 [09:55] <vH> me too PcJamsey
#2596 [09:55] <AgkMax> hey, i have a problem when i start up minecraft on my pc it freezes and makes the computer restart , then i get a hs error on my desktop
#2597 [09:55] <vH> PcJamesy
#2598 [09:56] <TheNytangel> I'm sure it wouldn't be hard.. you just have to download and run it
#2599 [09:56] <PcJamesy> vH you figure out /gamemode <nick> 0or1
#2600 [09:56] <vH> yeah
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#2602 [09:57] <vH> you should join mine or vis virsa
#2603 [09:57] <PcJamesy> ok/ pm me it
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#2605 [09:57] <AgkMax> hey, i have a problem when i start up minecraft on my pc it freezes and makes the computer restart , then i get a hs error on my desktop
#2606 [09:57] <AgkMax> can any1 please help me? or give me some advice?
#2607 [09:58] <PcJamesy> AgkMax have you tryed to force an update
#2608 [09:58] <vH> idk how but text me 317-514-2482
#2609 [09:58] <AgkMax> yes
#2610 [09:58] <AgkMax> it restarts the computer right after the mojang has loaded
#2611 [09:58] <iTreefish> AgkMax: Updated graphic drivers?
#2612 [09:58] <AgkMax> yes :/
#2613 [09:58] <AgkMax> it did work when i was on vista
#2614 [09:59] <AgkMax> i switched to xp and now this happens ? :9
#2615 [09:59] <iTreefish> and using the correct Java?
#2616 [09:59] <vH> AgkMax what os?
#2617 [09:59] <AgkMax> yes the updated
#2618 [09:59] <AgkMax> xp
#2619 [09:59] <vH> hat service pack AgkMax
#2620 [09:59] <vH> what*
#2621 [09:59] <AgkMax> um, let me check a min
#2622 [10:00] <Brauuni> http://pastebin.com/xRaxMXFa
#2623 [10:00] <AgkMax> i have a service pack 3
#2624 [10:00] <mrhappy> how do i make a shortcut of minecraft on my desktop?
#2625 [10:00] <Brauuni> did I do this right
#2626 [10:01] <vH> AgkMax did you have it playing before?
#2627 [10:01] <AgkMax> yes when i was on vista
#2628 [10:01] <AgkMax> i can paly it in browser perfectly
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#2631 [10:02] <vH> So it might be a problem withh the copy try downloading again
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#2633 [10:02] <AgkMax> i have , i wounder if it might be corrupt or something? ;/
#2634 [10:03] <vH> PcJamesy
#2635 [10:03] <PcJamesy> ok
#2636 [10:03] <vH> ok
#2637 [10:03] <PcJamesy> look at the channle tabs, one should say pcjamesy vh
#2638 [10:04] <AgkMax> wom does the same if that helps?
#2639 [10:04] * mib_2ucor6 [mib_2ucor6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2640 [10:04] <Brauuni> is there any way to get your world back in your game
#2641 [10:05] * mib_7gvie2 [mib_7gvie2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2642 [10:05] <montezuma> Hi, for some reason since thursday my minecraft keeps glitching, even in Single Player, it never did this before, how can I fix it?
#2643 [10:06] <mib_2ucor6> ok so i updated java all the way and all i want to do is play the old multi version of the game but when i try to open a game it just load for like 5 seconds then says erro cant load applet what do i do?
#2644 [10:06] * Josh [Josh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2645 [10:06] <Josh> Hi
#2646 [10:07] <Josh> Anyone here?
#2647 [10:07] <mib_2ucor6> ya
#2648 [10:07] <Josh> Any chance you could help me?
#2649 [10:08] <mib_2ucor6> i need help cuz when i try to load the old version of minecraft it load for 5 seconds then says cant load aplet
#2650 [10:08] <umbridge> Just tried everything again, still no success, still cannot play game, very frustrating.
#2651 [10:08] <mib_2ucor6> can anyone help
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#2653 [10:09] <borcha1710> hello
#2654 [10:09] <umbridge> Im going on xbox, put disc in play game easy.
#2655 [10:09] <mib_2ucor6> i need help
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#2658 [10:13] <Dysivya> i need help
#2659 [10:14] <Dysivya> will anyone listen to me?
#2660 [10:14] <iTreefish> ?? ask
#2661 [10:14] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2662 [10:14] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2663 [10:14] <Dysivya> i was wndering if anyone would listen
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#2665 [10:14] <Dysivya> ok
#2666 [10:14] <Dysivya> when i downloaded minecraft 1.8
#2667 [10:14] <Sennyotai> Dysivya: jeb_ has pushed the update back to the 12th due to need for more testing. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/111473590112763905 (AutoReply)
#2668 [10:15] <Dysivya> and put it in the right folder
#2669 [10:15] <Dysivya> i couldn't get the game started
#2670 [10:15] <Dysivya> i opened minecraft, but it was stuck on the "done loading" screen
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#2672 [10:16] <Dysivya> can anyone help me?
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#2674 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.8
#2675 [10:16] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
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#2677 [10:16] <iAN_> Guten Tag!
#2678 [10:16] <Dysivya> how do i switch back?
#2679 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> Force update in launcher
#2680 [10:17] <CosmicVoyager> Hey everybody...I hacked Mojong and am leaking 1.8!
#2681 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Uh-huh..
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#2683 [10:17] <Dysivya> how do you force update in launcher?
#2684 [10:17] <Dysivya> whats that mean?
#2685 [10:17] <iAN_> CosmicVoyager: then please pleak also the server-files..
#2686 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> In the launcher, right where you log in, choose the options button
#2687 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> Force Update will be there
#2688 [10:17] <Dysivya> ok
#2689 [10:17] <Dysivya> sec
#2690 [10:18] <CosmicVoyager> 1.8 srever http://assets.minecraft.net/1_8-pre/minecraft_server.jar
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#2692 [10:18] <Wug> CosmicVoyager: its not hacking if you downloaded it from a url without a password from the official website
#2693 [10:18] <Wug> now go away
#2694 [10:18] <Dysivya> i dont see it
#2695 [10:18] <CosmicVoyager> lol
#2696 [10:18] <Wug> besides, it was leaked yesterday
#2697 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> Dysivya - It'll be there..
#2698 [10:19] <Dysivya> in browser or download?
#2699 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> Download
#2700 [10:19] <iTreefish> Dysivya: On the launcher, rather then pressing the login button
#2701 [10:19] <Dysivya> it only says stuff about versions
#2702 [10:19] <CosmicVoyager> Do servers backup automatically?
#2703 [10:19] <Dysivya> o
#2704 [10:19] <Dysivya> i see it
#2705 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> What are the buttons next to the fields where you put in your username and password?
#2706 [10:19] <Wug> CosmicVoyager: nope
#2707 [10:20] <iTreefish> There you go
#2708 [10:20] <Dysivya> after i press it
#2709 [10:20] <Wug> so if it crashed like it probably did and got corrupted like it probably did,
#2710 [10:20] <Dysivya> what do i do?
#2711 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> Log in
#2712 [10:20] <iAN_> hey thanks!! the server runs :)
#2713 [10:20] <Dysivya> o
#2714 [10:20] <Dysivya> kk
#2715 [10:20] <Wug> congratulations! you learned why it hasnt been released yet.
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#2717 [10:21] <Dysivya> its called wanting to try it out
#2718 [10:21] <kermi> hi
#2719 [10:21] <Dysivya> is there a way to do the same thing on the browser?
#2720 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> No
#2721 [10:22] <Dysivya> WHAT????
#2722 [10:22] <Dysivya> how is that possible
#2723 [10:22] <Dysivya> so i can never use the browser again?
#2724 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#2725 [10:22] <Wug> why would you want to use the browser client over the download one?
#2726 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> The browser and downloaded version use the same files, which are located elsewhere on your system
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#2728 [10:22] <Dysivya> i like it
#2729 [10:23] <Wug> you obviously havent used the download client enough
#2730 [10:23] <skelp> helooo?????//
#2731 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> Hi there!
#2732 [10:23] <Wug> what?????//
#2733 [10:23] <skelp> hello!
#2734 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> HI!
#2735 [10:23] * Wug lights skelp on fire
#2735 [10:23] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine is in a good mood :P
#2736 [10:23] * GreyVulpine strangles TheNytangel
#2736 [10:23] * Wug on the other hand
#2736 [10:23] <Dysivya> now it doesn't log in... -.-
#2737 [10:23] <kermi> it says something about pixel format not accelerated
#2738 [10:23] * GreyVulpine leaves said body in a ditch off I-96
#2738 [10:23] <skelp> i need some help for when i open minecraft dowloaded version
#2739 [10:23] <Wug> Dysivya: login servers are flaky
#2740 [10:24] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2741 [10:24] <kermi> what do u do?
#2742 [10:24] <Wug> skelp: 1, stop using internet explorer
#2743 [10:24] <kermi> i do?
#2744 [10:24] <kermi> ok
#2745 [10:24] <Wug> 2. rename the file, add ".exe" to the end
#2746 [10:24] <kermi> ok
#2747 [10:24] <skelp> when i try to log in it keeps on saying cannot connect to minecraftnet.
#2748 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> kermi - You need to update your video drivers
#2749 [10:24] <Wug> GreyVulpine: did I mention I saw someone the other day who had 43 copies of minecraft.exe in their downloads folder
#2750 [10:24] <Dysivya> i am so confused!!!
#2751 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> ...
#2752 [10:24] <kermi> ok how?
#2753 [10:24] <Wug> I almost killed it with fire
#2754 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> kermi - By knowing what video card you have, and what operating system you're running on, and downloading the appropriate drivers for it..
#2755 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> Or you can start by telling us what OS you're on, and we can help you find what video card you're running
#2756 [10:25] * Wug installs sudo
#2756 [10:26] * Wug installs aptitude
#2756 [10:26] <kermi> i dont know what os this is a new computor
#2757 [10:26] * Wug sudo apt-get install gentoo
#2757 [10:26] <kermi> not mine
#2758 [10:26] <skelp> error messege: can't connect to minecraft.net
#2759 [10:26] * Wug disconnects from teamviewer
#2759 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> ??+ blarg|"Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#2760 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#2761 [10:26] <drupal> Wug why did you install aptitude and use apt-get
#2762 [10:26] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#2763 [10:26] <Wug> lol
#2764 [10:26] <skelp> ahh ok.
#2765 [10:26] * GreyVulpine kicks mollstam.
#2765 [10:27] <skelp> ill try 10 ten times :L
#2766 [10:27] <Wug> drupal: that was my reaction to the guy with 43 minecraft.exes in the download folder
#2767 [10:27] <TheNytangel> 10 ten times = 100
#2768 [10:27] <Wug> he was on window
#2769 [10:27] <Wug> s
#2770 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> Wug, I saw somebody on a mac with a couple dozen...
#2771 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> I had to delete the excess, because minecraft (20).app...
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#2773 [10:28] <Wug> I tend to leave a few in macs I teamview
#2774 [10:28] <skelp> ahh now it works
#2775 [10:28] <skelp> thx for the advice :P
#2776 [10:28] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2776 [10:28] <Wug> mostly because SAFARI IS RETARDED AND DOESNT ACTUALLY TELL YOU IT DOWNLOADED ANYTHING, IT JUST LOOKS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL SO I TRY LIKE 15 TIMES
#2777 [10:28] <iTreefish> Yeah, I hate that
#2778 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Also, safari, by default, unzips everything
#2779 [10:28] <iTreefish> That too!
#2780 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> Works REALLY well on texture packs!
#2781 [10:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
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#2783 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> Took me a good 10 minutes to figure out it had that stupid checkbox..
#2784 [10:29] * GreyVulpine also blames mac's stupid way of zipping everything
#2784 [10:29] <Wug> I hate things that do things for be because they assume I'm too retarded to figure it out myself
#2785 [10:29] <iTreefish> heh, my wife is designated to Safari, I mostly stick to Firefox so I havent bothered tyring to fix it
#2786 [10:30] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, just two more hours until I upload my third >3GB video to youtube :D
#2787 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> Whose bright idea was it to include a MACOSX_ folder in every zip file made on a mac?
#2788 [10:30] <iTreefish> Yeah, like trying to make anything look decent in iDVD or iMovie
#2789 [10:30] <Wug> TheNytangel: why are you doing horrible things like that
#2790 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> I want to strangle that person
#2791 [10:30] <TheNytangel> Wug, why not :P
#2792 [10:30] * mib_1eaa5e [mib_1eaa5e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2793 [10:30] <mib_1eaa5e> hello
#2794 [10:30] <Wug> because it will take 5 hours less time if you compress it better?
#2795 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> Hola
#2796 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> Salut
#2797 [10:31] <TheNytangel> Wug, I do it because it takes a day to upload each video XD
#2798 [10:31] <GreyVulpine> Bonjour
#2799 [10:31] <TheNytangel> Gutentag
#2800 [10:31] <mib_1eaa5e> so can you guys help with technical issues?
#2801 [10:31] <Wug> usually
#2802 [10:31] <Wug> when we're not babysitting -.-
#2803 [10:32] <mib_1eaa5e> i keep getting that "can't create java virtual machine" error
#2804 [10:32] <GreyVulpine> OS?
#2805 [10:32] <mib_1eaa5e> i have the latest version of java and i tried all the bat files i could find
#2806 [10:32] <mib_1eaa5e> windows7
#2807 [10:32] <GreyVulpine> Try http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2808 [10:32] <Wug> uninstall all versions of java and reinstall only the most recent
#2809 [10:33] <mib_1eaa5e> did that
#2810 [10:33] <Wug> did they uninstall properly?
#2811 [10:34] <mib_1eaa5e> yup
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#2813 [10:35] <Brauuni> How can I get my world back
#2814 [10:35] <Wug> why did you lose it
#2815 [10:36] <Wug> did you try 1.8 and it corrupted it?
#2816 [10:36] <skelp> :D
#2817 [10:36] <Brauuni> no
#2818 [10:36] <skelp> :)
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#2820 [10:37] <Brauuni> Got an Error and JAVA said the game was not authentic
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#2822 [10:37] * Guest64373 Zauberflaume
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#2823 [10:37] <darkdeath122> hello?
#2824 [10:37] <Zauberpflaume> Can't connect minecraft.net - is loginserver down?
#2825 [10:37] <Wug> ?? blarg
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#2827 [10:37] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#2828 [10:37] <Zauberpflaume> k^^
#2829 [10:37] <skelp> worked for me
#2830 [10:38] <Brauuni> whats BLARG
#2831 [10:38] <Searry> hey how do i launch the server with enough ram?
#2832 [10:38] <darkdeath122> i want to download survival island
#2833 [10:38] <Wug> an onomatopoeia
#2834 [10:38] <darkdeath122> it wont download
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#2836 [10:38] <iSraB> hello
#2837 [10:39] <darkdeath122> someone help me!!!
#2838 [10:39] <iSraB> yes ?
#2839 [10:40] <darkdeath122> i want to download survival island but i dont have a minecraft folder in the application support directory
#2840 [10:40] <Wug> minecraft has 2 applicationsupport folders
#2841 [10:40] <Wug> check the directions again, youre in the wrong one
#2842 [10:40] <Brauuni> ok this for me
#2843 [10:40] <iSraB> k
#2844 [10:40] <iSraB> go to Run
#2845 [10:41] <iSraB> Type : %appdata%
#2846 [10:41] <iSraB> Open The Romaing Folder
#2847 [10:41] <iSraB> Then Open .minecraft Folder
#2848 [10:41] <darkdeath122> im on mac
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#2850 [10:41] <JohnEBH> !check JHSMPG.Tk
#2851 [10:41] <iSraB> oh
#2852 [10:41] <iSraB> sry i dont have any idea about the Mac
#2853 [10:41] <darkdeath122> ive got no minecraft folder
#2854 [10:41] <findow> i cant play minecraft on my dads pc
#2855 [10:41] <JohnEBH> !check JHSMPG.Tk
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#2857 [10:42] <iSraB> i Need 1.8 Server !
#2858 [10:42] <JohnEBH> !check JHSMPG.Tk
#2859 [10:42] <Brauuni> ok what else do i have to do
#2860 [10:42] <JohnEBH> iSraB- We don't support 1.8, NOW GTFO!
#2861 [10:42] <Griffrez> Hey there. What's the difference between a Alpha and a Beta account? Does one have an advantage over the other?
#2862 [10:42] <iSraB> xD
#2863 [10:42] <JohnEBH> Topic: "We will not help with 1.8 until its official release."
#2864 [10:43] <iSraB> lol .. i know
#2865 [10:43] * darkdearth122 [darkdearth122@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2866 [10:43] <iSraB> i dont need any help D;
#2867 [10:43] <JohnEBH> Griffrez- Alpha just means you've been playing since it's release-ish
#2868 [10:43] <Griffrez> Oh
#2869 [10:43] <JohnEBH> Griffrez- You just look cooler ;)
#2870 [10:43] <darkdearth122> hello?
#2871 [10:43] <iSraB> i Know ..
#2872 [10:43] <Griffrez> Yeah
#2873 [10:43] <Griffrez> I got an Alpha account :)
#2874 [10:43] <darkdearth122> i need help
#2875 [10:43] <JohnEBH> Griffrez- I hate cool people -.-
#2876 [10:43] <JohnEBH> lols Jks
#2877 [10:43] <JohnEBH> ??> darkdearth122 ask
#2878 [10:43] <VoxelHead> darkdearth122: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2879 [10:43] <darkdearth122> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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#2881 [10:43] <VoxelHead> darkdearth122: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2882 [10:44] <JohnEBH> ??> darkdearth122 dont/spam
#2883 [10:44] <iTreefish> You get extensions for free then Griffrez, if some come out. Beta people will most likely have to pay for them
#2884 [10:44] <VoxelHead> darkdearth122: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2885 [10:44] <Brauuni> I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
#2886 [10:44] <Griffrez> I thought that the Beta didn't have the guarantee of receiving future updates.
#2887 [10:44] <Wug> ??> Brauuni nullsave
#2888 [10:44] <iSraB> Yes ?
#2889 [10:44] <VoxelHead> Brauuni: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#2890 [10:44] <VoxelHead> Brauuni: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#2891 [10:44] <JohnEBH> iTreefish- Where'd you here this?
#2892 [10:44] <iSraB> So ..
#2893 [10:44] <Trippywhippy> I just wonder if there is anywhere i can send bug reports to help out?
#2894 [10:45] <iSraB> There Is any Chating Room ?
#2895 [10:45] <JohnEBH> Griffrez- Lol We're guaranteed.
#2896 [10:45] <JohnEBH> iSraB- #minecraft? o.o
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#2898 [10:45] <iSraB> k D:
#2899 [10:45] <darkdearth122> i want to download survival island but i have no minecraft folder in application support i onlyhave minecraft.app. i on mac by the way
#2900 [10:45] <iSraB> Bug Report : http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#2901 [10:45] <ronding> server down?
#2902 [10:45] <CosmicVoyager> testing
#2903 [10:45] <JohnEBH> ronding- Which server?
#2904 [10:46] <ronding> login server :p
#2905 [10:46] * mib_fmbxlk [mib_fmbxlk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2906 [10:46] <JohnEBH> ronding- Nope
#2907 [10:46] <JohnEBH> ronding- It's fine o.o
#2908 [10:46] <ronding> nvm working
#2909 [10:46] <darkdearth122> can someone answer my question
#2910 [10:46] <Wug> darkdearth122: I did
#2911 [10:46] <Brauuni> ok not getting anywhere with that
#2912 [10:46] <Wug> minecraft has 2 applicationsupport folders
#2913 [10:47] <Wug> check the directions again, youre in the wrong one
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#2916 [10:47] <JohnEBH> ??> darkdearth122 dont/pebcak
#2917 [10:47] <VoxelHead> darkdearth122: (dont/pebcak) If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#2918 [10:47] <Trippywhippy> BTW 1.8 ROCKS!!!
#2919 [10:47] <VoxelHead> darkdearth122: (dont/pebcak) Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#2920 [10:47] <Trippywhippy> bye ^^
#2921 [10:47] <JohnEBH> Bye!
#2922 [10:47] <tadakastu> Apparently you can fast forward time on survival.
#2923 [10:47] <Brauuni> I think I found the world but how do i Point it to the game found the world
#2924 [10:48] <TheNytangel> F6 and F7 is for time in 1.8
#2925 [10:48] <Wug> Brauuni: follow the directions
#2926 [10:48] <Wug> open the world
#2927 [10:48] <Wug> save it
#2928 [10:48] <JohnEBH> lols ^
#2929 [10:48] <Wug> then it will work in minecraft again
#2930 [10:48] <CosmicVoyager> how do people change their clothes?
#2931 [10:48] * JohnEBH|AWAY is away: Away!
#2931 [10:48] <TheNytangel> ...
#2932 [10:48] <JohnEBH|AWAY> CosmicVoyager- Skins *
#2933 [10:48] <Wug> ??> CosmicVoyager skin
#2934 [10:49] <Wug> hmm no entry
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#2936 [10:49] <randomdude67> I tried to download the 1.8 pre release except it couldnt download, so how to i get back 1.7 so i can play minecraft again? thanks :)
#2937 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> ?? forceupdate
#2938 [10:49] <tadakastu> redownload minecraft
#2939 [10:49] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2940 [10:49] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2941 [10:49] <Wug> ;+ skin You can change your skin from the profile page: http://www.minecraft.net/profile/
#2942 [10:49] <tadakastu> or forceupdate
#2943 [10:49] <WugBot> Done.
#2944 [10:49] <randomdude67> ok thank you all :)
#2945 [10:49] <TheNytangel> ;skin
#2946 [10:49] <TheNytangel> WugBot, skin
#2947 [10:50] <Griffrez> How can I make a .minecraft folder without Windows thinking it is a "minecraft" file.
#2948 [10:50] <Griffrez> ?
#2949 [10:50] <rymate1234> ?? skin
#2950 [10:50] <tadakastu> where should one mosey to report a bug in 1.8 pre release
#2951 [10:50] <TheNytangel> rymate1234, he added it to wugbot
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#2953 [10:50] <rymate1234> tadakastu: forums
#2954 [10:50] <rymate1234> or their twitter
#2955 [10:50] * WugBot slowly loads itself from swap into RAM
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#2956 [10:51] <Griffrez> How can I make a .minecraft folder without Windows thinking it is a "minecraft" file?
#2957 [10:51] <AndreAlv> Hello My minecraft wont start and I get this message cant connect to minecraft.net and when I press offline and try to play a world it says saving chunks and screen goes black
#2958 [10:51] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, it will always be a minecraft file
#2959 [10:51] <Griffrez> But I mean
#2960 [10:51] <Griffrez> In AppData
#2961 [10:51] <Griffrez> There's .minecraft folder
#2962 [10:51] <Griffrez> If I wanted to make one manually
#2963 [10:51] <Griffrez> How could I do it?
#2964 [10:51] <charmander> my minecraft game has crashed because of anm error.. why it doesnt help to install the game again ?
#2965 [10:52] <Wug> you'd have to do it from the command line
#2966 [10:52] <AndreAlv> Hello My minecraft wont start and I get this message cant connect to minecraft.net and when I press offline and try to play a world it says saving chunks and screen goes black
#2967 [10:52] <Wug> explorer wont let you make files or folders that begin with .
#2968 [10:52] <Griffrez> :\ Unfortunately I don't know CMD commands for creating folders
#2969 [10:52] <Wug> mkdir .minecraft
#2970 [10:52] <AndreAlv> Hello My minecraft wont start and I get this message cant connect to minecraft.net and when I press offline and try to play a world it says saving chunks and screen goes black p,e
#2971 [10:52] <AndreAlv> Hello My minecraft wont start and I get this message cant connect to minecraft.net and when I press offline and try to play a world it says saving chunks and screen goes black please help me
#2972 [10:52] <Wug> ??> AndreAlv dont/spam
#2973 [10:52] <VoxelHead> AndreAlv: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2974 [10:53] <AndreAlv> ok sorry
#2975 [10:53] <Wug> update java
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#2977 [10:53] <Griffrez> Yup.
#2978 [10:53] <Wug> uninstall all older versions and install only the most recent version of java 6
#2979 [10:53] <Griffrez> Thanks a lot Wug.
#2980 [10:53] <Griffrez> :)
#2981 [10:55] <charmander> my minecraft 1.5 has crashed because ive installed an texture pack for 1.0 .. now i cant start it without an error message. why does it not help to uninsrtall and install the game?
#2982 [10:55] <AndreAlv> did anyone answer my question please
#2983 [10:55] <Wug> ??> charmander win/texture/bat
#2984 [10:55] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#2985 [10:55] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#2986 [10:55] <Wug> AndreAlv: yeah I did
#2987 [10:55] <Wug> uninstall all older versions and install only the most recent version of java 6
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#2989 [10:56] <charmander> thank you very much voxelhead , now i can enjoy minecraft :)
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#2991 [10:56] <AndreAlv> ok thanks
#2992 [10:56] <Wug> vox is a bot
#2993 [10:56] <Wug> and youre welcome
#2994 [10:56] <charmander> ohh.... damn. sry..
#2995 [10:56] <Wug> np happens all the time
#2996 [10:57] <charmander> but youre are human , right ?
#2997 [10:57] <charmander> :p
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#2999 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> yes, he is
#3000 [10:57] <AndreAlv> wug wug It still wont start
#3001 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> little wug wug xP
#3002 [10:58] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, still have a lot of work to do and don't have time for the login page yet? :P
#3003 [10:58] <Wug> beep boop
#3004 [10:58] <Wug> wug != bot
#3005 [10:58] <schnozzle> I am trying to load survivalisland but cant understand how to install it. I am on a mac and the help guide says to copy it to the library/application support/minecraft folder. But there is no minecraft folder in application support. anyone got any ideas please?
#3006 [10:58] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: unfortunately, yes :<
#3007 [10:58] <Wug> schnozzle: you've been here 3 times
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#3010 [10:59] <QRT> Could anyone help me woth constructing a power on reset circuit?
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#3012 [10:59] <Wug> you didnt get it the first 4 times I told you what the issue was so I'll be more direct
#3013 [10:59] <Wug> schnozzle: THERE ARE 2 APPLICATIONSUPPORT FOLDERS ON MACS
#3014 [10:59] <Wug> schnozzle: YOU ARE LOOKING IN THE WRONG ONE
#3015 [10:59] <QRT> I need something to blink once when the input changes
#3016 [10:59] <TheNytangel> Wug, take a chill pill..
#3017 [10:59] <schnozzle> where is the other one then. it is not in Library
#3018 [10:59] <Wug> schnozzle: NOW GO BACK TO THE WEBSITE AND READ THE EFFING DIRECTIONS
#3019 [11:00] <Wug> schnozzle: THEN READ THEM AGAIN, THEN AGAIN
#3020 [11:00] * TheNytangel knocks Wug out
#3020 [11:00] <tyteen4a03> Wug: seriously, stop the caps
#3021 [11:00] <schnozzle> the website is hopeless on help
#3022 [11:00] * Wug dead
#3022 [11:00] <TheNytangel> Wug, not dead, just.. in a coma? :P
#3023 [11:00] <Helpme> shnozzle no your just thick
#3024 [11:00] <tyteen4a03> ??< mac/.minecraft
#3025 [11:01] <Helpme> shnozzle your a idiot who deserves to die
#3026 [11:01] <Helpme> you just got rid of the only person who can help us
#3027 [11:01] <Wug> no, the forum post sucks
#3028 [11:01] <Helpme> thanks alot faggot
#3029 [11:01] * AuBot kicked Helpme from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#3030 [11:01] <schnozzle> well done wug and helpme, you were talking to an 11 year okd boy
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#3032 [11:01] <schnozzle> now you are talking to his dad. have some manners please
#3033 [11:02] <Wug> but its a forum, you can always post there
#3034 [11:02] <tyteen4a03> Helpme: what the kick message says
#3035 [11:02] <Helpme> ?? kick message
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#3037 [11:02] <tyteen4a03> [23:01] * Helpme was kicked by AuBot (Please keep it civil.)
#3038 [11:02] <westjgames> Greetings!
#3039 [11:02] * Wug kicked Helpme from #minecrafthelp (Reason: this)
#3040 [11:02] * Wug presses caps lock
#3040 [11:03] <TheNytangel> Wug, we got that when you didn't stop yelling..
#3041 [11:03] * Wug kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ILL BE BACK LATER. I HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE)
#3042 [11:03] <westjgames> Are Minecraft Auth servers unavailable?
#3043 [11:03] <schnozzle> if you can't help with this then just say so.
#3044 [11:03] <tyteen4a03> schnozzle: sorry for that, Wug is... well, impatient sometimes
#3045 [11:03] <tyteen4a03> westjgames: try harder
#3046 [11:03] <schnozzle> yeah ok
#3047 [11:03] <TheNytangel> Wug, wait! Maybe GreyVulpine will lend you some!
#3048 [11:03] <westjgames> lol
#3049 [11:03] <schnozzle> it is quite frustrating. there are not two directories. i just looked
#3050 [11:03] * westjgames strains
#3050 [11:04] * westjgames screams with effort
#3050 [11:04] <schnozzle> only one library directory, only one application support directory and no minecraft subdirectory
#3051 [11:04] * westjgames still can't connect to Minecraft.net
#3051 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> schnozzle: one suggestion from a mac noob is to look at an admin's App support folder
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#3053 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: seriously, Wug has become more and more impatient since he got op
#3054 [11:05] <westjgames> people expect an Op's help
#3055 [11:05] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, and GreyVulpine still has the patience of a boulder :P
#3056 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> westjgames: Voiced are official helpers, /topic :P
#3057 [11:05] <WugBot> nope
#3058 [11:05] <westjgames> I run a Minecraft server, I have become more impatient than when I was playing as default
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#3060 [11:05] <TheNytangel> WugBot, don't make me sing..
#3061 [11:06] <TheNytangel> WugBot, BABY COME BACK
#3062 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> *got
#3063 [11:06] <WugBot> I bite
#3064 [11:06] * mib_bqeddg [mib_bqeddg@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3065 [11:06] <TheNytangel> WugBot, we are all a safe distance from you
#3066 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> schnozzle: could it be in another user's app support?
#3067 [11:07] <WugBot> since we're still going on about this
#3068 [11:07] <schnozzle> no - only one user registered on this mac
#3069 [11:07] <WugBot> schnozzle: there are 2 applicationsupport folders
#3070 [11:07] <schnozzle> ok - one in Library, but where is the other one?
#3071 [11:07] <WugBot> ??> schnozzle mac/.minecraft
#3072 [11:07] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#3073 [11:07] <mib_bqeddg> im trying to buy the game but it keeps saying not downloaded and user not premume when i bout it
#3074 [11:07] <westjgames> maybe wait a while
#3075 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_bqeddg payment
#3076 [11:08] <westjgames> that worked for me
#3077 [11:08] <mib_bqeddg> i did
#3078 [11:08] <VoxelHead> mib_bqeddg: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3079 [11:08] <WugBot> you're looking in the wrong one
#3080 [11:08] <schnozzle> tried that, nothing found
#3081 [11:08] <VoxelHead> mib_bqeddg: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#3082 [11:08] <schnozzle> no files arr hidden either
#3083 [11:08] <mib_bqeddg> i did that to
#3084 [11:08] <WugBot> does minecraft work?
#3085 [11:08] <mib_bqeddg> no
#3086 [11:08] * westjgames presses restart on his computer
#3086 [11:09] * TheNytangel presses restart on WugBot
#3086 [11:09] <mib_bqeddg> i tryed
#3087 [11:09] <tyteen4a03> schnozzle: idea, just search for ".minecraft" in the Finder
#3088 [11:09] <tyteen4a03> maybe that will help (make sure it searches hidden folders as well)
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#3090 [11:10] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, 79 more minutes :D
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#3092 [11:10] <mib_bqeddg> ope it worka
#3093 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel:?
#3094 [11:10] <mib_bqeddg> hope it works
#3095 [11:10] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, until my 3rd over 3GB video is uploaded :P
#3096 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3097 [11:10] <schnozzle> searched "this mac" got one minecraft folder, only thing in it is the app
#3098 [11:11] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, they each take a day.. yay for bad interwebz!
#3099 [11:11] <WugBot> ??> schnozzle teamviewer
#3100 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> schnozzle: I comprehend it as "nothing found"?
#3101 [11:11] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3102 [11:11] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3103 [11:11] <YukiSai> I always have to try at least 5 times on the launcher until it logs in, problem with my ISP or what?
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#3105 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> YukiSai: it happens
#3106 [11:11] <TheNytangel> YukiSai, busy login servers
#3107 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> You can either give the connect information to TheNytangel, Wug or to me
#3108 [11:12] <TheNytangel> O.o
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#3110 [11:12] <TheNytangel> I have no clue about macs
#3111 [11:12] <schnozzle> well only the app, nothing else
#3112 [11:12] <TheNytangel> s/TheNytangel/Wug
#3113 [11:12] <TheNytangel> :P
#3114 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: but you have a clue about TV right? :P
#3115 [11:12] <Kristis133> Guys, do you have any idea why my minecraft crashes when I login after installing Water Shader mod?
#3116 [11:12] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, yeah
#3117 [11:12] <Wug> TheNytangel: I hate the damn things
#3118 [11:12] <Wug> but I spose it was my idea
#3119 [11:12] <TheNytangel> Kristis133, reinstall
#3120 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: That mod was no installed correctly
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#3122 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> *not
#3123 [11:12] <TheNytangel> Wug, you made macs?!?!?!
#3124 [11:13] <Kristis133> I installed it correctly.
#3125 [11:13] <warcus> hi everyone
#3126 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> ??> Kristis133 win/reinst/bat
#3127 [11:13] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3128 [11:13] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3129 [11:13] <TheNytangel> Kristis133, apperently not.
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#3132 [11:13] <Kristis133> I have followed this vid
#3133 [11:13] <Kristis133> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhWeGJHuy0
#3134 [11:13] <TheNytangel> Kristis133, you did it wrong then
#3135 [11:13] <schnozzle> think i'm going to give up here, thanks for your time everyone, wug need to chill out please
#3136 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: Please try to follow the install steps again. Sometimes a mod will override another mod's files, causing another mod to crash minecraft.
#3137 [11:14] <Kristis133> That's actually the only mod I use.
#3138 [11:14] <Wug> ITS THINGS LIKE THIS THAT IRRITATE ME
#3139 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> Wug: but it's true
#3140 [11:14] <frogzilla> Does anybody have a clue as to what's wrong when I "Can't connect to minecraft.net" when I'm trying to log in to the game?
#3141 [11:14] <Wug> no, you mis-get
#3142 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> you can't just shout at people when they don't understand you for the 9001th time :/
#3143 [11:14] <TheNytangel> Kristis133, reinstall
#3144 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> frogzilla: has it worked before?
#3145 [11:15] <TheNytangel> ??> Kristis133 forceupdate
#3146 [11:15] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3147 [11:15] <VoxelHead> Kristis133: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3148 [11:15] <Wug> tyteen4a03: usually I have to because they simply dont read it otherwise
#3149 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: There are probably something wrong with the youtube video, try finding the original MCForum topic for install steps
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#3151 [11:15] <Wug> but what drives me nucking futs
#3152 [11:15] <frogzilla> It has worked before, I'll try to check the forcedc install option
#3153 [11:15] <Wug> is when people come
#3154 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> frogzilla: don't
#3155 [11:15] <Wug> and then come back like 5 times in 5 minutes
#3156 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> frogzilla only/you
#3157 [11:15] <Wug> ignore all of your advice
#3158 [11:15] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
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#3160 [11:16] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3161 [11:16] <Wug> and then eventually leave
#3162 [11:16] <Wug> without doing anything
#3163 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> then come back and ask for help again and ignore you?
#3164 [11:16] <Wug> mmhm
#3165 [11:16] <Wug> total wastes of oxygen
#3166 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> frogzilla: just try a few more times, auth server is busy atm, also you may want to play offline
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#3168 [11:16] <TheNytangel> Wug, not oxygen..
#3169 [11:16] <Wug> anyway hes gone
#3170 [11:17] <Wug> I'm leaving
#3171 [11:17] <TheNytangel> Wug, unless you are screaming at your screen
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#3173 [11:17] <frogzilla> Sorry, long time since I've been chatting on IRC. Old people like me get easily confused
#3174 [11:17] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3175 [11:17] <Wug> TheNytangel: you misunderstand
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#3177 [11:17] <Wug> the waste of oxygen is the mibblet on the other end who cant find the windows key
#3178 [11:18] <TheNytangel> Wug, duh, there is no windows key on a mac
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#3180 [11:18] <Wug> ok, I used the windows version. who cant find a folder to which we have given them an exact path
#3181 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> Sorry, but you did not follow my instructions. We cannot provide support until you follow my instructions. If you have encountered any difficulties please tell me, I will be happy to help out. If you would like me to repeat the instructions, please say so. Else we will not be able to assist you.
#3182 [11:18] <Wug> ^ cross platform criteria for waste of oxygen
#3183 [11:19] <tyteen4a03> lolol
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#3185 [11:19] <Wug> f*cking macs
#3186 [11:19] <mib_kvocym> i need help :(
#3187 [11:19] <TheNytangel> An hour and 9 minutes left
#3188 [11:19] <frogzilla> tyteen4a03 Thanks, I'll try a bit of old fashioned patience
#3189 [11:19] * Wug slams ship into 4th
#3189 [11:19] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: Yes?
#3190 [11:19] <tyteen4a03> frogzilla: yup :P
#3191 [11:20] <mib_kvocym> i installed the java update and now my game is saying that the game can't run .. whats wrong with that ?
#3192 [11:20] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_kvocym java/version
#3193 [11:20] <VoxelHead> mib_kvocym: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3194 [11:20] <VoxelHead> mib_kvocym: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3195 [11:20] <tyteen4a03> Please tell me your java version after checking
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#3197 [11:21] <firechant> i have bought minecraft and i tried to log in but it says cannot connect to minecraft.net, what do i do because it wont let me start?
#3198 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> firechant: Has it worked before?
#3199 [11:21] <firechant> no.
#3200 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti?
#3201 [11:21] <TheNytangel> firechant, keep trying. Login servers might be busy
#3202 [11:21] <TheNoodle> Firechant, the minecraft authentication servers are under a bit of stress at the moment.
#3203 [11:21] <firechant> oh, ok.
#3204 [11:22] <mib_kvocym> it won't work ..
#3205 [11:22] <TheNoodle> Just keep trying, you'll get in.
#3206 [11:22] <TheNytangel> You will get in some time
#3207 [11:22] <tyteen4a03> firechant: But has it worked before, like yesterday or a month ago>
#3208 [11:22] <tyteen4a03> ?
#3209 [11:22] <mib_kvocym> How do I test whether Java is working on my computer? .. thats what it tells me
#3210 [11:22] <firechant> no it has not.
#3211 [11:22] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: You should see a button saying Verify Java Version
#3212 [11:22] <TheNytangel> firechant, KEEP trying
#3213 [11:22] <tyteen4a03> firechant: any special characters in your WINDOWS username?
#3214 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: he said it never worked before
#3215 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> so it might not be server issues
#3216 [11:23] <mib_kvocym> theres nonnnnnne
#3217 [11:23] <firechant> no
#3218 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: what browser are you using to visit that page>?
#3219 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> firechant: Are you saying that it worked before, at least once?
#3220 [11:24] <mib_kvocym> hm google plus ? xd
#3221 [11:24] <firechant> i have just bought it 2 hours ago.
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#3223 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: Google plus is not a browser...
#3224 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> firechant: then just be patient and wait, maybe a few hours
#3225 [11:24] <mib_kvocym> i dont even know what browser means LOL
#3226 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: Browsers are programs you use to surf the internet
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#3228 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> mib_kvocym: I suppose you are using the browser that ships with Windows?
#3229 [11:25] <TheNytangel> I am :D
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#3232 [11:25] <Kristis133> Ughh, stupid inernet.
#3233 [11:25] <mib_kvocym> i think soo ..
#3234 [11:25] * mib_5i2z8q [mib_5i2z8q@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3235 [11:25] <Kristis133> So what did I do wrong when installing water shader mod?
#3236 [11:26] <monya> I accidentally deleted the game. What can I do? Do I have to buy it again?
#3237 [11:26] <mr_wibble> I think I have given up on minecraft
#3238 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> monya: Just download it again
#3239 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: Why?
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#3241 [11:26] <aTx73> Hi all
#3242 [11:26] <mr_wibble> No matter what I do it doesn't work
#3243 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: Common problems is forgetting to delete the META-INF folder, forgetting to replace some files
#3244 [11:26] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :aTx73: hi
#3245 [11:26] * mib_5sba5j [mib_5sba5j@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3246 [11:26] <monya> How to download again?
#3247 [11:26] <aTx73> I have a probleme to connect minecraft
#3248 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: has our helpers assisted you before?
#3249 [11:26] <aTx73> can't connect to minecraft.net
#3250 [11:26] <mr_wibble> Yes
#3251 [11:27] <Kristis133> tyteen, i've deleted Meta-inf folder.
#3252 [11:27] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: What is your problem? Maybe I could help
#3253 [11:27] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :aTx73: just keep retrying - minecraft.net is having some stability issues at the moment
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#3255 [11:27] <mib_5i2z8q> Can't connec to minecraft game
#3256 [11:27] <ade> is there any way to get accont info apart from e-mail forgot login password and e-mail not working
#3257 [11:27] <mib_5i2z8q> And it keeps crashing
#3258 [11:27] <tyteen4a03> monya: in case of the Minecraft.exe, simply go to minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3259 [11:27] <tyteen4a03> !isdown
#3260 [11:27] <GreyBot> tyteen4a03: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3261 [11:27] <tyteen4a03> oh well
#3262 [11:27] <mr_wibble> Every time I try to login it say "Can't connect to Minecraft.net"
#3263 [11:27] <Kristis133> And as I said before, I've followed this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fccdL4MgdI
#3264 [11:27] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3265 [11:27] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3266 [11:27] <Kristis133> My tb just crashes when I login
#3267 [11:27] <aTx73> ok ok it' temprary?
#3268 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/542215-173-water-shader-alpha-v4c/
#3269 [11:28] <monya> i already tried it it doesnt work
#3270 [11:28] <blinky> when ever i start minecraft in browser or download. It says, "updating minecraft" and doesnt start
#3271 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: Try following that one
#3272 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> monya: How does it not work?
#3273 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> blinky: are you on a wireless network?
#3274 [11:28] <mr_wibble> In Browser game crashes for me.
#3275 [11:28] <monya> i get like a black screen
#3276 [11:28] <blinky> yes i am
#3277 [11:29] <Kristis133> Tyteen, I did everything....
#3278 [11:29] <Kristis133> And it just crashes.
#3279 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: try firefox or google chrome
#3280 [11:29] <Kristis133> And yes, my computer is good enough to run it.
#3281 [11:29] <mr_wibble> I'm on google chrome
#3282 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: are you installing it over 1.7.3 or 1.8?
#3283 [11:29] <mib_5sba5j> I need help. I payed for minecraft and now its telling me that this is unlicensed copy or im at another place which im not D:
#3284 [11:29] <mib_5i2z8q> I get a black screen too
#3285 [11:29] <Kristis133> 1.7.3
#3286 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> mib_5sba5j: Username please?
#3287 [11:30] <mib_5sba5j> xxsurivorredemxx
#3288 [11:30] <frainand> when i try to play the stand alone launcher, i login and it loads and goes to a black screen i have tried downloading it again and i cant play in browser. can you help me
#3289 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: Can you try installing ModLoader THEN install the mod's ModLoader edition?
#3290 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: hang on
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#3292 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> !paid xxsurivorredemxx
#3293 [11:30] <Kristis133> I can try.
#3294 [11:30] <Kristis133> Where do I download that modloader thing?
#3295 [11:30] <kendle> I keep getting the "cannot connect to minecraft.net" Fixes?
#3296 [11:31] <mib_5sba5j> then why does that message keep popping up?
#3297 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> Kristis133: Please google, I am very busy at the moment
#3298 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net authdown
#3299 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3300 [11:31] <mib_5i2z8q> Everytime I try to use minecraft it crashes
#3301 [11:31] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#3303 [11:31] <firechant> when i enet my credit info it says that my bant wontr let me deduct. after i click ok it says i have sucsessfuly paid, i use mincraft launcher it says i am not premium
#3304 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> mib_5i2z8q: have you recently installed a mod?
#3305 [11:31] <frainand> lukegb: when i try to play the stand alone launcher, i login and it loads and goes to a black screen i have tried downloading it again and i cant play in browser. can you help me
#3306 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> firechant: Username please?
#3307 [11:31] <mib_5i2z8q> Yes
#3308 [11:31] <Kristis133> Ugh, looks like I gtg now.
#3309 [11:31] <Kristis133> Will get back.
#3310 [11:32] <blinky> i tried insatalling a texture pack and ever since it hasnt worked
#3311 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> blinky win/reinst/bat
#3312 [11:32] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3313 [11:32] <blinky> *installing
#3314 [11:32] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3315 [11:32] <frainand> delet the texture pack
#3316 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> mr_wibble java/version
#3317 [11:32] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3318 [11:32] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3319 [11:32] <mib_5sba5j> So do ignore the message or whats the problem?
#3320 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: can you tell me the java version you have?
#3321 [11:33] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, I guess I'd better work on the page for the world downloads :P
#3322 [11:33] * mib_52p6hj [mib_52p6hj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3323 [11:33] <mr_wibble> Version 6 Update 26
#3324 [11:33] <mib_52p6hj> i cant get on minecraft
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#3326 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3327 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3328 [11:33] <ade> forgotten password and e-mail reset just says e-mail not found any ideas
#3329 [11:34] <xsurvivor> Can someone help me please?
#3330 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> xsurvivor: Yes?
#3331 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> [23:33] -VoxelHead- mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3332 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> ??> frainand dont/pm
#3333 [11:34] <VoxelHead> frainand: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#3334 [11:34] <mib_52p6hj> how long will it take
#3335 [11:34] <xsurvivor> I paid for minecraft and i had it for a few months now. Now this message pops up saying its a unlincesed copy or its at another place which im not D:
#3336 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> mib_52p6hj: It depends
#3337 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> xsurvivor: try again, mc.net is currently wacky
#3338 [11:35] <xsurvivor> alright thanks :)
#3339 [11:35] <firechant> firechant
#3340 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> ??> firechant only/you
#3341 [11:35] <VoxelHead> firechant: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3342 [11:35] <VoxelHead> firechant: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
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#3344 [11:36] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, just an anchor href tag to download a zip file?
#3345 [11:36] <mib_52p6hj> when i enter the window goes black and also i cant update
#3346 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> also firechant: It seems that you have NOT paid for minecraft.
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#3348 [11:36] <PedMar> If I paid for premium and it didnt get activated, I must wait 3-5 business days right?
#3349 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: correct
#3350 [11:36] <frainand> ok can you answer my question
#3351 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> frainand: We do not provide support for pirated MC copies.
#3352 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> mib_52p6hj: Has it worked before? Did you install a mod/texturepack?
#3353 [11:37] <frainand> i bought minecraft though
#3354 [11:37] <PedMar> and if I want the game so bad. And buy a gift code to activate in my account, and use it, what happen with the premium I tried to buy
#3355 [11:37] <mib_52p6hj> yea
#3356 [11:37] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03?
#3357 [11:37] <PedMar> can I use it to activate another friend account?
#3358 [11:37] <mib_52p6hj> iv had it for months
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#3360 [11:37] <mib_5i2z8q> I downloaded a texturepack and now it says "Can't connect to minecraft.net" so I try ofline and it starts to load but then it crashes
#3361 [11:37] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: you should not activate the gift code on your account if you have a payment scheduled
#3362 [11:37] <mib_ircd5t> sumbody here?
#3363 [11:37] <frainand> my minecraft acount is DwightShrute1999
#3364 [11:38] <PedMar> But its taking so long :S
#3365 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> frainand: Yes, sorry for the misunderstanding
#3366 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> ??> PedMar payment
#3367 [11:38] <VoxelHead> PedMar: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3368 [11:38] <frainand> i payed
#3369 [11:38] <warcus> has anyone had the problem where the game suddenly crashes and then you cant log in for another 1-3 minits?
#3370 [11:38] <VoxelHead> PedMar: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#3371 [11:38] <mib_ircd5t> i have a question about installin gthe pre release update
#3372 [11:38] <firechant> oh, it says i have. after i put credit info in it say sucsessful
#3373 [11:38] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03 >:o
#3374 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3375 [11:38] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3376 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: don't you see that I am busy? :P
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#3378 [11:38] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, don't you see it's only a yes or no answer?
#3379 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> and I keep forgetting about srtuff
#3380 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: what is it?
#3381 [11:39] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, just an anchor href tag to download a zip file?
#3382 [11:39] <PedMar> All my friends got it in 1 minute, but mine its been 1 day
#3383 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> yes
#3384 [11:39] <frainand> i cant play in browser either it goes to a white screen
#3385 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: it depends
#3386 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> frainand: Has it worked before?
#3387 [11:39] <frainand> yes
#3388 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> frainand: had you installed a mod/texturepack?
#3389 [11:39] <mib_5i2z8q> When I try the in-browser it crashes
#3390 [11:40] <mr_wibble> tyteen4a03: My java version is version 6 update 26
#3391 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_5i2z8q win/texture/bat
#3392 [11:40] <VoxelHead> mib_5i2z8q: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#3393 [11:40] <VoxelHead> mib_5i2z8q: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
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#3395 [11:40] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, if I make a directory called "backups" would the link be "./backups/world?"
#3396 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: I got it, has it worked before? kept forgetting
#3397 [11:40] <montezuma> i need major help
#3398 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> ThenYtangel: Yes
#3399 [11:40] <frainand> i installed a texture pack i think it was wyukian
#3400 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> montezuma: Yes?
#3401 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> ??> frainand win/texture/bat
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#3403 [11:40] <VoxelHead> frainand: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#3404 [11:40] <VoxelHead> frainand: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#3405 [11:40] <PedMar> I didnt pay using paypal or moneybookers
#3406 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: I forgot, had you installed a mod/texturepack?
#3407 [11:41] <PedMar> I used credit card directly and I got the success payment message
#3408 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: by credit card? it is the same thing
#3409 [11:41] <blinky> it still says, updating minecraft and done loading, when the green load bar isnt over yet
#3410 [11:41] <mr_wibble> Some texture packs
#3411 [11:41] <montezuma> i tried installing a pre release to the update. i deleted the ex. jar file and transfered the new one. and now mc wont work
#3412 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> Yes, the payment is done, but mojang activates accounts manually I believe
#3413 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> ??> montezuma 1.8
#3414 [11:41] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (1.8) WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#3415 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> also, just delete the 1.8 mc.jar
#3416 [11:41] <PedMar> tyteen4a03: must wait 5 days then?
#3417 [11:41] <mib_5i2z8q> That didin't change anything
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#3419 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> PredMar: I suppose so :<
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#3421 [11:42] <PedMar> damn :'(
#3422 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> mib_5i2z8q: Are you sure you did not install any mods?
#3423 [11:42] <montezuma> i did. but it says updating mincraft.. then says done loading
#3424 [11:42] <montezuma> but isnt donw
#3425 [11:42] <montezuma> done
#3426 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> montezuma: try again, and see if it works now
#3427 [11:42] <mib_5i2z8q> I installed mods
#3428 [11:42] <westjgames> lol, JUST had the same thing happen
#3429 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_5i2z8q win/reinst/bat
#3430 [11:42] <blinky> me too
#3431 [11:42] <VoxelHead> mib_5i2z8q: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3432 [11:42] <VoxelHead> mib_5i2z8q: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3433 [11:42] <montezuma> nothing changed
#3434 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> ??> montezuma only/you
#3435 [11:43] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, ./backups/world2.zip or just world2?
#3436 [11:43] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3437 [11:43] <mr_wibble> I've installed a few texture packs
#3438 [11:43] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3439 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: full link
#3440 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: Please tell me all things you have installed
#3441 [11:43] <westjgames> guess what eople, I still can't connect to Minecraft.net
#3442 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3443 [11:43] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3444 [11:43] <firechant> oh, it says i have. after i put credit info in it say sucsessful
#3445 [11:43] <montezuma> screw this
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#3447 [11:44] <PedMar> Ok, Ill try buying a gifc code for my bro account and see how long does it takes. gift codes are emailed to what email?
#3448 [11:44] <PedMar> gift*
#3449 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: payment email I suppose
#3450 [11:44] <mr_wibble> tyteen4a03: The names of the texture packs?
#3451 [11:44] <westjgames> lol, it usually takes only 1 min to go back to normal, but it's ben an hour now... +(
#3452 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: just if you have installed texturepack/mods
#3453 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> westjgames: either it's amazon or somebody's DDoSing mc.net
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#3455 [11:45] <TheNoodle> PedMar: The gift code is sent the account linked to your minecraft account.
#3456 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> or just a lot of people connecting
#3457 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> no idea
#3458 [11:45] <TheNoodle> You can also find your purchased gift codes within your profile on minecraft.net
#3459 [11:45] <firechant> it says i have. after i put credit info in it say sucsessful
#3460 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> firechant: Yes, we know
#3461 [11:45] <mr_wibble> tyteen4a03: Just 3 texturepacks
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#3463 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> ??> mr_wibble win/texture/bat
#3464 [11:45] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#3465 [11:45] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#3466 [11:45] <PedMar> thenoodle: so I can buy a gift code in my acc (with a pending premium activation) and then use that code to activate my bro account?
#3467 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> Please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3468 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> PedMar: yes
#3469 [11:46] <TheNoodle> You can.
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#3471 [11:46] <PedMar> Thanks!
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#3473 [11:47] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
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#3475 [11:47] <trog2> password reset prob e-mail not found anyone help
#3476 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> trog2: Check your spam folder
#3477 [11:47] <TheNytangel> Hmm.. tyteen4a03 how do you get the ?page=backups to work? :P
#3478 [11:47] <mr_wibble> OMG it worked! Thank you!
#3479 [11:48] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: $_GET
#3480 [11:48] <bknotts> i got on minecraft and clicked on login and it started to update but then it crashed
#3481 [11:48] <TheNytangel> tyteen4a03, fix it? :P
#3482 [11:48] <tyteen4a03> bknotts: Has it worked before?
#3483 [11:48] <bknotts> yes
#3484 [11:48] <bknotts> ive had it for a few months
#3485 [11:48] <trog2> done that it just says e-mail not found
#3486 [11:48] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: See, I am very busy atm, if you take my place here then I can fix it
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#3488 [11:48] <tyteen4a03> trog2: Do you have any antispam services?
#3489 [11:48] <TheNytangel> Fine..
#3490 [11:49] <trog2> no
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#3492 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> bknotts: I believe that the mc.net servers are very busy atm, and it might cause crashes like that
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#3494 [11:49] <bknotts> what can i do to help?
#3495 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> trog2: try to wait 15 minutes, MC servers are very busy atm
#3496 [11:49] <Denis> well i deleted my jar folder
#3497 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> bknotts: play other games for the moment
#3498 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> Denis: yes?
#3499 [11:49] <Denis> because it was interrferring with a mod
#3500 [11:49] <monya> Previously I had the game. I accidentally deleted it. Now, I can't download it again. Any help?
#3501 [11:49] <Denis> and i couldnt play
#3502 [11:49] <bknotts> ergh i cant go without notches masterpiece
#3503 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> monya: Please go to minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3504 [11:50] <trog2> its a paid account too i,ve just forgotten the password
#3505 [11:50] <bknotts> my head will xplode
#3506 [11:50] <Denis> but now i dont know how to reinstall it and i still cant play
#3507 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> trog2: please be patient
#3508 [11:50] <trog2> ok
#3509 [11:50] <monya> I downloaded and just a black screen shows up.
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#3511 [11:50] <bknotts> hey
#3512 [11:50] <bknotts> hye
#3513 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> bknotts: well, there's nothing we can go until we confirm this is not mc.net's problem
#3514 [11:50] <bknotts> hello
#3515 [11:50] <bitly> hi
#3516 [11:50] <bknotts> hello?
#3517 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> monya: has it worked before you deleted the minecraft.exe?
#3518 [11:50] <bknotts> ok thanks btw
#3519 [11:51] <monya> Yes
#3520 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> monya: did you install any mods/texturepacks?
#3521 [11:51] <monya> No
#3522 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> monya: Can you try playing in browser?
#3523 [11:51] <westjgames> jeez, that took 1:10 hours to return to normal
#3524 [11:52] <bitly> im here to ask that when i try to play minecraft on the apple macbook pro. all there is is a white screen
#3525 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> westjgames: well...
#3526 [11:52] <monya> no it doenst work browser
#3527 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> bitly: Lion?
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#3529 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> monya: are you using windows?
#3530 [11:52] <westjgames> WTH?? should I be getting "A new update is available!"?
#3531 [11:52] <bitly> urmmmmmm
#3532 [11:52] <monya> yup windows 7
#3533 [11:52] <westjgames> Im using the leaked 1.8 pre-release
#3534 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> westjgamers: backup, update
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#3536 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> I want to know if 1.8 is out
#3537 [11:52] <westjgames> kk thnx
#3538 [11:53] <DragonRains> when im trying to go on a server it says unknown help O.o
#3539 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> that is causing these
#3540 [11:53] <westjgames> There's a leaked version
#3541 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> DragonRains: unknown help?
#3542 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> westjgames: I know
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#3544 [11:53] <bitly> tyteen it was bought a few months ago and i dont think any of those kind of programes were installed
#3545 [11:53] <DragonRains> its says unknown host
#3546 [11:53] <RealNeo> hello there :)
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#3548 [11:53] <monya> tyteen im using windows 7
#3549 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> bitly: I am asking about your MacBook version
#3550 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> monyaL: got that
#3551 [11:54] <trog2> is there any way of getting forgotten account info back apart from e-mail
#3552 [11:54] <Alo> Can someone say system requirements for minecraft? I have a bad computer and If I try to log in then comes the Logging in and then a black screen.
#3553 [11:54] <monya> ???????/
#3554 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> trog2: no
#3555 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> Alo win/dxdiag
#3556 [11:54] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3557 [11:54] <westjgames> just teracopying my files, and I noticed a strange extension, what are .mcr files?
#3558 [11:54] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3559 [11:54] <bitly> its snow leopard
#3560 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> westjgamers: believe it's something new in 1.8
#3561 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> continue
#3562 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> monya: Please be patient, I have a lot of work at the moment
#3563 [11:55] <westjgames> cant be
#3564 [11:55] <westjgames> these are from 1.7.3
#3565 [11:55] <bitly> tyteen its snow leopard
#3566 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> westjgamers: then it's probably map files
#3567 [11:55] <RealNeo> do you have also problems with 1.7.3 that it shoudown after 5-10 minutes?
#3568 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> bitly: got it
#3569 [11:55] <bitly> ok
#3570 [11:56] <trog2> ok lol is there anyway of finding out which e-mail address is attached to my account .
#3571 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> trog2: Account information should have these kind of information
#3572 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> oh
#3573 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> wait
#3574 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> you are not logged in, so... no way, you can only try all email accounts you have
#3575 [11:56] <westjgames> GAH now I cant connect to minecraft.net... again
#3576 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> lolol
#3577 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> monya: Sorry, but I have no idea about your issue
#3578 [11:57] <Denis> voxelhead?
#3579 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> You can try minecraft after a few hours, if it doesn't work, come back :)
#3580 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#3581 [11:57] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3582 [11:57] <Denis> can you help me mr.voxel?
#3583 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> again
#3584 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#3585 [11:58] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3586 [11:58] <westjgames> LOL
#3587 [11:58] <Denis> Xprogram Xhelp XDenis
#3588 [11:58] <Alo> VoxelHead : http://pastebin.com/yBMCjwyH
#3589 [11:58] <Denis> lol
#3590 [11:58] <VoxelHead> I LIKE EGGS
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#3592 [11:59] <tyteen4a03> Alo: Your computer's a bit old, but with minumum settings and no other programs opened, it could work
#3593 [11:59] <Denis> Voxelhead Mr. Robot may you help me with my problem?
#3594 [11:59] <CosmicVoyager> i cant login
#3595 [11:59] <VoxelHead> if someone tells me to
#3596 [11:59] <Reece> hello i need help with the aether mod?
#3597 [11:59] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
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#3600 [11:59] <Denis> i tell you to lol
#3601 [11:59] <tyteen4a03> Reece: #aethermod is the way to go
#3602 [11:59] <tyteen4a03> [23:59] -VoxelHead- mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3603 [11:59] <Alo> Yes i know It works. I used a cracked before and worked perfectly with lowest settings
#3604 [11:59] <cornelius> My minecraft keeps saying logging in
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#3606 [11:59] <Alo> But now when I bought the game now it doesn't work
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#3608 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> Alo: sec
#3609 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#3610 [12:00] <Denis> voxelhead can i tell you to help me?
#3611 [12:00] <cornelius> then says cannot connect
#3612 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> [23:59] -VoxelHead- mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3613 [12:00] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03: ?? win/unpirate
#3614 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> ??> Alo win/unpirate
#3615 [12:00] <cornelius> Thank u
#3616 [12:00] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/unpirate) Open notepad as admin. Open your hosts file (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts). Find and remove any lines containing urls on minecraft.net.
#3617 [12:00] <DreadLindwyrm> Denis - just ask the question, and someone will likely be able to advise you. Leave the bot alone :D
#3618 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> VoxelHead: just found out in index :P
#3619 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti?
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#3621 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> DreadLindwyrm: Can you take my place for helping? :P
#3622 [12:01] <Denis> umm ok i am having problems playing the game at first i downloaded mod loader and it was interferring with my piston mod then i deleted piston mod now i cant even press singleplayer
#3623 [12:01] <Timur> Hello, could someone explain to me why changing Whitelist on / off has an effect on the minecraft port forwarding?
#3624 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> ??> Denis mcedit
#3625 [12:02] <VoxelHead> Denis: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#3626 [12:02] <tyteen4a03> wait
#3627 [12:02] <Denis> mcedit?
#3628 [12:02] <tyteen4a03> sec
#3629 [12:02] <DreadLindwyrm> tyteen4a03: Sorry. I don't know enough to be able to advise people properly
#3630 [12:02] <Denis> oh by the way i also deleted the Minecraft folder where you place mods in and stuff
#3631 [12:03] <Denis> whats mcedit anyway?
#3632 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> Denis: this is the situation: You placed pistons but you removed the piston mod, causing MC to crash when it loads the world because MC doesn't understand what piston mod has placed
#3633 [12:03] <Alo> tyteen I can't open that with notepad
#3634 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> Alo: Why?
#3635 [12:03] <Alo> And I should be a admin in my computer
#3636 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> Alo: Right click, Run as Administrator
#3637 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> Denis: So my suggestion is to either install piston mod, remove all pistons in game, then remove it, or use MCEdit to clean them out
#3638 [12:04] <Denis> ok so how can i get that minecraft folder in Bin again
#3639 [12:04] <Alo> Don't have that but I am the owner : Current user (Alo\Owner)
#3640 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> Denis: launch the game
#3641 [12:04] <trog2> tyteen keep up the good work
#3642 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> trog2: Thanks :)
#3643 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> Alo: Can you upload it to mediafire.com?
#3644 [12:04] <Alo> Got it now
#3645 [12:05] <Alo> I had that only show .txt files before
#3646 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> ??< map-surgery
#3647 [12:05] <Denis> ok how do i put my worlds in mc edit?
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#3649 [12:05] <Denis> nvm
#3650 [12:06] <fgg> how do i buy minecraft?
#3651 [12:06] <Alo> I don't have anything with minecraft.net in hosts
#3652 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> fgg - http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#3653 [12:06] <fgg> i tried alredy
#3654 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: thank god, you are here :)
#3655 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> About to head off again
#3656 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> :<
#3657 [12:07] <RealNeo> does someone have problems with 1.7.3 ?!
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#3659 [12:07] <WugBot> let me yell at people and I'll come back
#3660 [12:07] <CosmicVoyager> Help! I can;t login! Help! What do I do? What do I do?!
#3661 [12:07] * GreyVulpine baps WugBot
#3661 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#3662 [12:07] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#3663 [12:07] <RealNeo> @ cosmic servers are down :)
#3664 [12:08] <Alo> I still get a black screen after Logging in
#3665 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> Denis: The option you are looking for is related to custom blocks, but I have no idea about MCEdit so I don't know :
#3666 [12:08] <RealNeo> @also do you have installed a texture pack?
#3667 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> Alo: Can you upload your txt to mediafire.com?
#3668 [12:08] <Alo> ok
#3669 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> oh Alo
#3670 [12:08] <CosmicVoyager> Activat ethe backup servers!
#3671 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> http://pastebin.com/yBMCjwyH
#3672 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> is this what you gave me?
#3673 [12:09] <RealNeo> sry i ment alo :)
#3674 [12:09] <fgg> why i cant play it offline
#3675 [12:09] <Alo> Yes
#3676 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> fgg - Because you need to pay to play minecraft beta at all
#3677 [12:09] <tyteen4a03> Alo: So you installed a texturepack?
#3678 [12:09] <tyteen4a03> ??< tv
#3679 [12:09] <Alo> no
#3680 [12:09] <Alo> I like the classic better
#3681 [12:09] <fgg> i already did it with EC
#3682 [12:09] <RealNeo> k, cause black screen can be caused by a texture pack
#3683 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> fgg - Then you'll need to wait for the payment to be processed
#3684 [12:09] <tyteen4a03> Alo: so you are saying that you are trying to run classic with your current comp and crashes after 10 minutes?
#3685 [12:10] <Denis> ok i deleted all pistons in mcedit
#3686 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> Denis: launch minecraft again
#3687 [12:10] <fgg> the purchase already completed
#3688 [12:10] <RealNeo> @tyteen, same problem i have with 1.7.3
#3689 [12:10] <Alo> No. When I log in then there is just a black screen
#3690 [12:10] <Alo> Crashes right when i log in
#3691 [12:10] <fgg> but i cant play offline
#3692 [12:10] <Alo> But the cracked worked
#3693 [12:10] <Denis> ok i launched it and i get this scren saying done loading and it freezes like that with a lit piece of load bar still black
#3694 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> fgg - Mojang doesn't take payments directly, you need to wait for whatever service you used, to forward payments to Mojang before Mojang will deem your account as premium
#3695 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> ??> Alo win/unpirate
#3696 [12:10] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/unpirate) Open notepad as admin. Open your hosts file (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts). Find and remove any lines containing urls on minecraft.net.
#3697 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> oh
#3698 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> right
#3699 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> sorry, ignore that
#3700 [12:11] <Alo> Voxel did it already
#3701 [12:11] <Alo> There were no urls with minecraft.net
#3702 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> Alo: sorry
#3703 [12:11] <fgg> and how many time does it take
#3704 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> fgg - It can take a few hours
#3705 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> ??> Alo gpu/amd
#3706 [12:11] <VoxelHead> Alo: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#3707 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> Try to look for your display card driver there
#3708 [12:11] <fgg> i waited up to now 7 hours
#3709 [12:12] <Denis> it says updating minecraft done loading and freezes with some of the load bar black
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#3711 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Denis - Have you done a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu?
#3712 [12:12] <krebbit> can anyone help me
#3713 [12:12] <tyteen4a03> krebbit: Yes?
#3714 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - Only if you tell us what the issue is
#3715 [12:12] <Denis> no let me try that
#3716 [12:12] <krebbit> OK
#3717 [12:12] <RealNeo> @denis i´ve got same problem some minutes ago ... i deleted all files and load it again ... and it worked
#3718 [12:13] <krebbit> i took out my old .minecraft
#3719 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: I suppose I will leave this to you? ;)
#3720 [12:13] <krebbit> and replaced with the one from my desktop
#3721 [12:13] <fgg> can you see which account is premium?
#3722 [12:13] * GreyVulpine pfffts and goes back to afk
#3722 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> noooo
#3723 [12:13] <Denis> ok so i click force updates
#3724 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> fgg: Yes
#3725 [12:13] <RealNeo> ^^
#3726 [12:13] <Alo> Tyteen I don't know anything about my display card:S
#3727 [12:13] <Denis> so real neo i need to deleted all folders and files related to minecraft D:
#3728 [12:13] <Alo> I'm only 13 years old'
#3729 [12:13] <fgg> shall i give you my username?
#3730 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> Alo: ok, I will find it for you
#3731 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> fgg: you can
#3732 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> ??> Denis win/reinst/bat
#3733 [12:14] <VoxelHead> Denis: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3734 [12:14] <VoxelHead> Denis: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3735 [12:14] <RealNeo> @demos i did so and it worked
#3736 [12:14] <fgg> my username is AussieMaggy4510
#3737 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> !paid AussieMaggy4510
#3738 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> Mojang has not processed your payment yet
#3739 [12:14] <fgg> so i must wait
#3740 [12:14] <Denis> i recieved an error voxel
#3741 [12:14] <RealNeo> !paid itsneo
#3742 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> Denis: Yes?
#3743 [12:14] <krebbit> So what do i do if i can't connect to minecraft.net from my launcher because i deleted the .minecraft and replaced it for the one on my desktop because that one had all of my mods
#3744 [12:14] <RealNeo> nice i bought it ^^
#3745 [12:15] <Denis> it didnt work
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#3747 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> krebbit mc.net/authdown
#3748 [12:15] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#3750 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> Denis: can you tell us the error?>
#3751 [12:15] <Denis> so tyteen do you think i should deeleted everytihng related to minecraft
#3752 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> Denis: not exactly
#3753 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> Denis: can you tell us the error?
#3754 [12:15] <fgg> SO I MUST WAIT RIGHT?
#3755 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> fgg: ys
#3756 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> yes
#3757 [12:16] <Denis> it shows link voxel gave me and says unspecified error
#3758 [12:16] <sockmister> Hello i need help logging into minecraft.net on the start up page.
#3759 [12:16] <krebbit> no, it has something to do with my .minecraft, how do i reset my .minecraft without force update
#3760 [12:16] <fgg> and how many time i must maybe wait?
#3761 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> ?? sockmister mc.net/authdown
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#3763 [12:16] <RealNeo> @tyteen, when he was updating the MC he got nearly 95% and then everything stopped and not completete the update
#3764 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> fgg: it could take a few dats
#3765 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> *days
#3766 [12:16] <sockmister> That you
#3767 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> RealNeo: I suppose it could be a mc.net problem
#3768 [12:17] <tyteen4a03> ??> sockmister mc.net/authdown
#3769 [12:17] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3770 [12:17] <fgg> 1? 2? 3? 4?!
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#3772 [12:17] <tyteen4a03> fgg: no exact date
#3773 [12:17] <tyteen4a03> you just need to be patient
#3774 [12:17] <RealNeo> i thougt the same and startet again the update by deleting the version file, and then it updated it correctly
#3775 [12:17] <Denis> my friend the creator of some mods like the wolf mod and i believe co creator of piston mod said to delete some stuff and it seemed to make the problem worse
#3776 [12:17] <mib_8tkjk9> it wont let me log in minecraft
#3777 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> Denis: Yes, mods sometimes conflit each other
#3778 [12:18] <fgg> can you send me an email when i'm premium?
#3779 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> fgg: no
#3780 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/authdown
#3781 [12:18] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#3782 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> I need to go, annoy GreyVulpine if you need anything
#3783 [12:18] <fgg> s***.
#3784 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> fgg: indeed :P
#3785 [12:18] <Denis> ok let me try to deleted the .minecraft folder could that help?
#3786 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> Denis: it could
#3787 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> but if you tried the reinstall bat, then no
#3788 [12:18] <Denis> alright leap of faith lol hold on
#3789 [12:19] <RealNeo> @denis o would first try only deleting the version file
#3790 [12:19] <fgg> i've two accounts: can you say me if the user keffertz01 had paid
#3791 [12:19] <tyteen4a03> RealNeo: The reinstall bat does that
#3792 [12:19] <RealNeo> @admins again the question, do you know about broke-down problems with 1.7.3?
#3793 [12:19] <tyteen4a03> !paid keffertz01
#3794 [12:20] <fgg> for this account i waited 1 week
#3795 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> RealNeo: We are not Mojang employees
#3796 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> ??> fgg payment
#3797 [12:20] <VoxelHead> fgg: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3798 [12:20] <VoxelHead> fgg: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#3799 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> again, need to go, GreyVulpine is the person to help you
#3800 [12:20] <RealNeo> @ty ok .. learnt again something ;) --- i know you are not employees :) but maybe you know about it ^^
#3801 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> not really :P
#3802 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> oh well, bye
#3803 [12:20] <RealNeo> bb#
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#3805 [12:21] <Denis> it says i cant connect to minecraft.net
#3806 [12:21] <Denis> what dp o dp
#3807 [12:21] <Denis> do i do
#3808 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#3809 [12:21] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#3811 [12:22] <Denis> Yay voxelhead is the smartest Robot ever!
#3812 [12:22] <Denis> Robot hug!
#3813 [12:22] <Alo> Tyteen do you know how can I fix my minecraft then?
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#3816 [12:22] <RealNeo> @alo ty is not longere here
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#3819 [12:23] <RealNeo> @alo try do use mcpatcher and patch for hd textures, maybe it will help
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#3822 [12:23] <chris> hello?
#3823 [12:23] <RealNeo> @denis try again again again . sometime it will work
#3824 [12:24] <bernard> I have just tried to download Minecraft for my son and when we had tried to log on it keeps saying not downloaded. Can you help?
#3825 [12:24] <Melosh> im haveing truoble getting on my minecraft when i go to log on it wont connect to it and it work fine fri.
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#3827 [12:25] <RealNeo> bernard what have you downloaded, only the mc.exe?
#3828 [12:25] <bernard> I have tried both
#3829 [12:25] <xarcus> I'm having that problem too Melosh. I downloaded the game 4 days ago. The last 2 days I can't log on (Today and yesterday)
#3830 [12:25] <RealNeo> mc.net/authdown
#3831 [12:25] <Megabyte> hi, i have been googling for an answer to this for weeks, but cant seem to find anything that helps. my minecraft runs fine for about 10 - 20 minutes, but then shuts itself without warning. it does save my world, but its really annoying. ive deleting my bin folder and everything, but it still happens. any help please??
#3832 [12:26] <RealNeo> @mega i have same problems, but noone can give me an help for this
#3833 [12:26] <Megabyte> :/ alright thanks
#3834 [12:26] <bernard> The first one asked to find or save through windows package so i have mainly used the mc.exe
#3835 [12:26] <RealNeo> the problem is not depending on HD-Textures it comes also for classic tex
#3836 [12:27] <RealNeo> ok, bernard, than you have to try the login, cause then you get the updates für MC ... have you bought it?
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#3838 [12:27] <xarcus> @Mega I believe it is a Java malfunction that closes it. I read that in one of the error screens.
#3839 [12:27] <RealNeo> xarcus, but with previus versions i had no problems about this
#3840 [12:28] <RealNeo> do you have a workaround?
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#3842 [12:28] <xarcus> Which problem? The shut downs or the failure to log in?
#3843 [12:28] <RealNeo> the shutdowns
#3844 [12:28] <RealNeo> login we have stillt o wait :p
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#3846 [12:29] <Alo> Realneo still doesn't work:S
#3847 [12:29] <bernard> ok, bernard, than you have to try the login, cause then you get the updates für MC ... have you bought it? Is this for me and if it is yes I have
#3848 [12:29] <Alo> I patched HD font and textures
#3849 [12:29] <xarcus> Oh, I'm not sure. I just got the game four days ago. And already I can't log in nor can I avoid random shut downs. Is there a way to contact the owners directly? For if these continue. I want my money back.
#3850 [12:29] * mib_6zkve0 [mib_6zkve0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3851 [12:30] <RealNeo> @alo so at last you can reinstall all
#3852 [12:30] <mib_6zkve0> nick/coylerj09
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#3854 [12:30] <Raccoon88> Can I Get Help?
#3855 [12:30] <Alo> Did it multiple times already:/
#3856 [12:30] <RealNeo> bernard, you have to try again and again for login, then al necessary files will be downloaded and game will starting
#3857 [12:31] <Alo> Deleted the .minecraft folder and downloaded the new minecraft.exe
#3858 [12:31] <bernard> How many times will I have to log in
#3859 [12:31] <coylerj09> i just biought minecraft bout an hour ago and it wont let me play it HELP
#3860 [12:31] <xarcus> Yeah is anyone elase having Log in problems?
#3861 [12:31] <coylerj09> NO
#3862 [12:32] <xarcus> Huh... caps
#3863 [12:32] <coylerj09> sorry accident
#3864 [12:32] <xarcus> No skin off my nose.
#3865 [12:32] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :xarcus: it's sporadic. Keep trying :P
#3866 [12:32] <coylerj09> will you help me someone
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#3868 [12:33] <xarcus> Just keep trying? It'll eventually work?
#3869 [12:33] <TheNoodle> You need to be more specific coylerj09
#3870 [12:33] <TheNoodle> What's the problem?
#3871 [12:33] <coylerj09> i just biought minecraft bout an hour ago and it wont let me play it
#3872 [12:33] <coylerj09> bought*
#3873 [12:33] <TheNoodle> It won't let you log in
#3874 [12:33] <TheNoodle> ?
#3875 [12:34] <madalynn> I can't log into minecraft. I can play offline but not online
#3876 [12:34] <xarcus> Yeah, that's my problem too.
#3877 [12:34] <xarcus> I see alot of people are having it.
#3878 [12:34] <Alo> Need help. My minecraft crashes when I log in. It didn't happen with cracked minecraft.
#3879 [12:34] <TheNoodle> The minecraft authentication servers are currently experiencing an unusal number connects, as such it may take a few goes to connect.
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#3882 [12:35] * TheNoodle looks at alo
#3882 [12:35] * TheNoodle facepalms.
#3882 [12:35] <Alo> What?
#3883 [12:35] <TheNoodle> "It didn't happen with cracked minecraft"
#3884 [12:35] <bernard> Can I get a refund?
#3885 [12:35] <xarcus> ^
#3886 [12:35] <Alo> I didn't have money before
#3887 [12:35] <Alo> But then It worked
#3888 [12:36] <Alo> Now I bought the game and It crashes when i log in
#3889 [12:36] <TheNoodle> Bernard and xarcus, not really.
#3890 [12:36] <TheNoodle> The problem will be fixed within 24 hours.
#3891 [12:37] <Alo> Can someone help?
#3892 [12:37] <TheNoodle> ....We hope.
#3893 [12:37] <xarcus> Ok sweet, I got it to log in as well, Thank you for those who explained thye problem
#3894 [12:37] <eggy> its common for the auth server to have issues on weekends, it seems =p
#3895 [12:37] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#3896 [12:37] <coylerj09> no like i open minecraft launcher and put in my details and it comes up can not conect to minecraft.net and then under try again it says play offline but then under that it says not downloaded
#3897 [12:37] <xarcus> It was actually more helpful than anyone else so far that I tried to ask.
#3898 [12:37] <TheNoodle> Alo, I don't know about others but I'm not going to help someone that pirated minecraft.
#3899 [12:37] <TheNoodle> Coylerj09 see my message above.
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#3901 [12:38] <TheNoodle> The minecraft authentication servers are currently experiencing an unusal number connections, as such it may take a few goes to connect.
#3902 [12:38] <eggy> TheNoodle, I agree.. Buy Minecraft.. its not that expensive.
#3903 [12:38] <Alo> Noodle I didn't have money. I got my brother into buying it
#3904 [12:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coylerj09: see where it says "Try again"? Keep trying.
#3905 [12:38] <Alo> I bought it today
#3906 [12:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alo: what's your account name?
#3907 [12:38] <Alo> altement52
#3908 [12:38] <xarcus> Yeah, read his above message. Just keep trying and it will work. Thank you again TheNoodle. Was helpful. Goodbye everyone.
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#3910 [12:39] <coylerj09> but why cant i play offline
#3911 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Right, Alo, your account has been registered as paid, so just keep trying and it should work eventually.
#3912 [12:39] <TheNoodle> ALukegb, his problem is mc crashing, not auth problems. :P
#3913 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :oh damn
#3914 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I'm getting confused :P
#3915 [12:39] <TheNoodle> lol
#3916 [12:39] <TheNoodle> Coylerj09, have you played minecraft before on that computer?
#3917 [12:39] <coylerj09> but why cant i play offline
#3918 [12:39] <coylerj09> no ..
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#3920 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coylerj09: have you played online yet?
#3921 [12:39] <coylerj09> no
#3922 [12:39] <Raccoon88> hi
#3923 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :You need to play it online so it can download the files.
#3924 [12:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Then you can play it offline.
#3925 [12:39] <Raccoon88> Can I Get Some Help?
#3926 [12:40] <TheNoodle> Minecraft needs to authenticate your account before it downloads the rest of the game
#3927 [12:40] <Raccoon88> Please
#3928 [12:40] <coylerj09> :O thank you
#3929 [12:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alo: can you run dxdiag for me?
#3930 [12:40] <TheNoodle> The minecraft.exe you downloaded from minecraft.net is just a downloader.
#3931 [12:40] <bernard> Just tried to log on and have received error message "Cant connect to mincraft.net in read and then underneath login box (not downloaded) and can't play offline
#3932 [12:40] <TheNoodle> Raccoon88, just ask your question.
#3933 [12:40] <Alo> Yes luke there was no minecraft.net urls
#3934 [12:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :bernard: click "Try again" and keep trying
#3935 [12:40] <TheNoodle> Bernard, the minecraft auth servers are having trouble at the moment.,
#3936 [12:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alo: err, what?
#3937 [12:40] <coylerj09> now it says account not premium ?
#3938 [12:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> Alo win/dxdiag
#3939 [12:40] <Raccoon88> I tried loggin to my account but it start saying can't connect to Minecraft.net
#3940 [12:40] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3941 [12:40] <VoxelHead> Alo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3943 [12:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??>> lukegb index
#3944 [12:41] <TheNoodle> For everyone having trouble logging in, The minecraft authentication servers are currently experiencing an unusal number connects,as such it may take a few goes to connect.
#3945 [12:41] <Alo> oh that
#3946 [12:41] <Alo> http://pastebin.com/yBMCjwyH
#3947 [12:41] <coylerj09> now it says account no primum ?
#3948 [12:41] <TheNoodle> For those of you that can't play offline this is because the minecraft client needs to authenticate your minecraft account before it can download the rest of the game.
#3949 [12:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coylerj09: what's your minecraft username?
#3950 [12:41] <Raccoon88> Thenoodle so i didn't have to delete the whole minecraft??
#3951 [12:41] <coylerj09> premium
#3952 [12:42] <coylerj09> coylerj09
#3953 [12:42] <TheNoodle> Raccoon88, I'm not familiar with your problem.
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#3955 [12:42] <TheNoodle> !paid coylerj09
#3956 [12:42] <Raccoon88> i'll be back
#3957 [12:42] <TheNoodle> I'm gonna guess that's the auth servers being silly.
#3958 [12:42] <TheNoodle> !paid The_noodle
#3959 [12:42] <TheNoodle> ...nvm.
#3960 [12:43] <coylerj09> i paid for it like an hour ago
#3961 [12:43] <Alo> !paid altement52
#3962 [12:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coylerj09: the transaction may not yet have gone through
#3963 [12:43] <coylerj09> how long will it take
#3964 [12:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alo: what laptop do you have?
#3965 [12:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coylerj09: it depends. The Minecraft servers are quite busy at the moment.
#3966 [12:43] <Daz_W> !paid Digitaldaz
#3967 [12:43] <coylerj09> ok thank you
#3968 [12:44] * mib_7ybccb [mib_7ybccb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3969 [12:44] <mib_7ybccb> hello
#3970 [12:44] <Alo> What do you mean by what laptop?
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#3972 [12:44] <Alo> That who made the computer?
#3973 [12:44] <TheNoodle> sigh, everyone checking their minecraft accounts when they realise they can query aubot.
#3974 [12:44] <TheNoodle> Hello mib_7ybccb, what's your problem?
#3975 [12:44] * TheNoodle waves at aubot
#3975 [12:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheNoodle: I can't. AuBot ignores me.
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#3977 [12:44] <TheNoodle> lol luke.
#3978 [12:44] <Raccoon88> Hey TheNoodle My Launcher is starting to say i haven't downloaded Minecraft.
#3979 [12:44] <SilverSeagull> Hi
#3980 [12:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :It doesn't support IPv6 ;)
#3981 [12:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alo: yes, who made the computer.
#3982 [12:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Also what model it is.
#3983 [12:45] <mib_7ybccb> well im trying to make a server but i need someone to explain it to me step by step all the videos i watch arnt helpful...
#3984 [12:45] <Alo> Microlink
#3985 [12:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Oh, microlink
#3986 [12:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yeah, just saw that in dxdiag :P
#3987 [12:45] <TheNoodle> If you deleted the minecraft folder then it won't be installed.
#3988 [12:45] <Raccoon88> Can I Reinstall it?
#3989 [12:45] <TheNoodle> mib_7ybccb could you type /nick anameyouwant so that we can refer to you easier?
#3990 [12:45] <TheNoodle> an example would be /nick TheNoodle
#3991 [12:46] <coylerj09> how will i know if i am premium or not
#3992 [12:46] <Bacon> ok
#3993 [12:46] <Raccoon88> o i see
#3994 [12:46] <TheNoodle> Raccoon, since the minecraft client needs to authenticate your account before it can download the client you'll need to log in first,
#3995 [12:46] <Raccoon88> thank u guys
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#3997 [12:46] <Raccoon88> i fixed it
#3998 [12:46] <Raccoon88> i can login now
#3999 [12:46] <TheNoodle> Coylerj09, you'll be able to log into the beta client.
#4000 [12:46] <Thejubro> Hello
#4001 [12:46] <Raccoon88> i needed to do force update
#4002 [12:46] <SilverSeagull> Hey guys, i have a little problem
#4003 [12:46] <Thejubro> Do anyone mind helping me?
#4004 [12:46] <Calinou> !isdown
#4005 [12:46] <GreyBot> Calinou: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4006 [12:46] <TheNoodle> Just ask your question.
#4007 [12:47] <Bacon> hey noodle can u explain it to me
#4008 [12:47] <SilverSeagull> when i launch minecraft, it said that i can't go on minecraft.net
#4009 [12:47] <Bacon> plz
#4010 [12:47] <SilverSeagull> Things like that.
#4011 [12:47] <TheNoodle> Okay bacon, what operating system are you using?
#4012 [12:47] <Calinou> happens to me too :/
#4013 [12:47] <Alo> Luke do you know what's the problem? It runned good with minimum settings with pirate. Now when I bought it it crashes
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#4015 [12:47] <TheNoodle> Silverseagull, the minecraft authenitaction servers are experiencing an unexpected load, just keep trying to log in.
#4016 [12:47] <Calinou> Alo, once you bought the game, remove your .minecraft folder, don't remove "saves" folder though
#4017 [12:47] <SilverSeagull> Oh, thanks
#4018 [12:47] <SilverSeagull> so i just need to wait?
#4019 [12:47] <Froward> that actually clears up my issue, thanks TheNoodle
#4020 [12:47] <coylerj09> is that the only way i will know ?
#4021 [12:47] <Froward> I was wondering what server I need to ping
#4022 [12:48] <TheNoodle> You're welcome froward.
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#4024 [12:48] <Froward> er, can ping. to see if it's down or whatever.
#4025 [12:48] <TheNoodle> Silverseagull, just keep trying to log in, you'll get in eventually.
#4026 [12:48] <Froward> I wasn't sure if windows firewall decided to suddenly start blocking minecraft
#4027 [12:48] <SilverSeagull> ok, thanks!
#4028 [12:48] <nepulan> hello
#4029 [12:48] <Bacon> windows xp
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#4031 [12:48] <TheNoodle> I can't remember the current auth servers... :P
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#4033 [12:48] <Thejubro> Can anyone help me?
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#4035 [12:48] <TheNoodle> Okay bacon, can you give me a minute?
#4036 [12:48] <Bacon> sure
#4037 [12:48] <TheNoodle> Thejubro, ask your question.
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#4039 [12:49] <Griffrez> Why does my Minecraft keep saying that it fails to connect to minecraft.net? Is that normal to occur? Is there a way to minimize that happening? It is really annoying.
#4040 [12:49] <Thejubro> Well i can play minecraft but when i goto my library/application support/ there is no minecraft
#4041 [12:49] <Thejubro> no minecraft folder
#4042 [12:49] <Calinou> server is overloaded
#4043 [12:49] <TheNoodle> Bacon, use this. http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/craftbukkit-auto-installer-beginners.26555/
#4044 [12:50] <cbathurs> Same as Griffez
#4045 [12:50] <nepulan> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 10.09.11 18:45 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26
#4046 [12:50] <TheNoodle> Griffrez, the minecraft auth servers are experiencing a larger than expected load, just keep trying.
#4047 [12:50] <Adzuma> hi guys
#4048 [12:50] <TheNoodle> Welcome adzuma.
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#4050 [12:50] <Adzuma> i have not played in a while and i can't seem to get into the forum now :(
#4051 [12:50] <nepulan> i seriustly need help, sorry for my bad english
#4052 [12:50] <Adzuma> did they by anychance clean out inactive accounts?
#4053 [12:50] <TheNoodle> I'd ask in #minecraftforum adzuma.
#4054 [12:51] <blux> help minecraft lancher error D:
#4055 [12:51] <TheNoodle> I don't believe so though
#4056 [12:51] <TheNoodle> Nepulan, have you upadted your video card drivers?
#4057 [12:51] <SilverSeagull> Blux > server is overloaded
#4058 [12:51] <nepulan> no, i don´t know how to do that..7
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#4060 [12:51] <blux> so no one can go server ?
#4061 [12:51] <SilverSeagull> I think
#4062 [12:52] <TheNoodle> Blux, you can, just keep trying.
#4063 [12:52] <TheNoodle> It takes a few goes atm.
#4064 [12:52] <blux> okay :o
#4065 [12:52] <TheNoodle> Nepulan, I'm not really the best person to help you.
#4066 [12:52] <SilverSeagull> ok,it just works for me
#4067 [12:52] <TheNoodle> However.
#4068 [12:52] <RealNeo> does someon know about shoutdowns of MC after 10-20 minutes? what can cause it? not the HD tex, because same with the standard ones
#4069 [12:52] <TheNoodle> ??> nepulan dxdiag
#4070 [12:52] <TheNoodle> awww
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#4072 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> RealNeo - Do you get any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid?
#4073 [12:53] <mermi> i downladed the minecraft thing but i cant log in?
#4074 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4075 [12:53] <blux> same D:
#4076 [12:53] <RealNeo> in .minecraft folder?
#4077 [12:53] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4078 [12:53] <blux> trying
#4079 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> RealNeo - No, it'll be in the same directory as the launcher
#4080 [12:53] <mermi> o ok well ive been trying for the last 10 mins and nothing
#4081 [12:54] <blux> use the other launcher
#4082 [12:54] <RealNeo> yes i get them
#4083 [12:54] <mermi> how?
#4084 [12:54] <mermi> ?
#4085 [12:54] <blux> download the other version of minecraft launcher
#4086 [12:54] <GreyVulpine> RealNeo - Please copy the contents of the latest one to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#4087 [12:55] <mermi> ok ill try
#4088 [12:55] <mermi> cheers :)
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#4091 [12:56] <RealNeo> @greyVulp --- http://pastebin.com/XQTR17Xd
#4092 [12:56] <Alo> Can someone help please? When I log into minecraft then it crashes
#4093 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> RealNeo - Looks like nvidia video drivers are at fault
#4094 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> RealNeo - Update yours from nvidia.com
#4095 [12:56] <Alo> When I had a pirate it worked, but now when I bought the game it crashes
#4096 [12:57] <blux> i cant click on my minecraft.jar in roaming file why ?
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#4099 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> blux - Because that's not the launcher
#4100 [12:58] <blux> ok thanks :o
#4101 [12:58] <AG_Scott> Woo. I can type again.
#4102 [12:58] <Adzuma> nobody is responding to me in #minecraftforum :(
#4103 [12:58] * AG_Scott put the doggy down for a nap.
#4103 [12:58] <mib_r7hzly> anyone else wanting a username changer?
#4104 [12:58] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: you... PUT YOUR DOG DOWN!?!
#4105 [12:58] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :D:
#4106 [12:58] <AG_Scott> Yes. He's being whiney and a baby.
#4107 [12:58] <AG_Scott> I have him for the weekend. My mom isn't going to be home so she brought him here lol
#4108 [12:58] <RealNeo> @grey, i try it
#4109 [12:59] <Alo> Does anyone know how to help me then?
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#4111 [12:59] <mib_r7hzly> or does anyone know of a username change?
#4112 [12:59] <Prebuiltslicer> hello?
#4113 [12:59] <AG_Scott> You can't change your name
#4114 [13:00] <AG_Scott> If you want another name, you will need to buy premium status again on that account.
#4115 [13:00] <Prebuiltslicer> im haveing problems connecting/loging into minecraft.net from my downloaded version
#4116 [13:00] <AG_Scott> It seems the servers are a bit flakey today.
#4117 [13:00] <Ketsueki> Actually AG_Scott; I am getting pretty pissed off about that. Seriously; there has to be some way of changing it.
#4118 [13:00] <AG_Scott> Have you been able to play before?
#4119 [13:00] <Prebuiltslicer> it started yesterdaAY
#4120 [13:00] <mib_r7hzly> i would think they have that option by now, i keep checking the help>account>username>i would like to change my username and all it says is that they don't have it yet
#4121 [13:00] <Alo> I need help. My minecraft crashes after I log in.
#4122 [13:00] <AG_Scott> today/yesterday, same thing.
#4123 [13:00] <nine> me 2
#4124 [13:00] <mib_r7hzly> as do i
#4125 [13:00] <Prebuiltslicer> iv been fine b4 then
#4126 [13:01] <nine> i try to log but then it wonbt log
#4127 [13:01] <Prebuiltslicer> whats going on with minecraft?
#4128 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4129 [13:01] <AG_Scott> Prebuiltslicer: Have you installed anything like antivirus or a firewall?
#4130 [13:01] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4131 [13:01] <Prebuiltslicer> no
#4132 [13:01] <Thejubro> TheNoodle i can play minecraft but i have no minecraft folder and no minecraft.jar
#4133 [13:01] <AG_Scott> Then you should just keep trying.
#4134 [13:01] <Prebuiltslicer> ok th bye
#4135 [13:01] <nine> just keep trying?
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#4137 [13:02] <TheNoodle> Thejubro, if you're using windows then it's in %appdata%/.minecraft
#4138 [13:02] <nine> same thing happend to me
#4139 [13:02] <AG_Scott> mib_r7hzly: We can't do anything about it. Your only option is to buy a new account. If you don't like that, you can take it up with Mojang.
#4140 [13:02] <Thejubro> Im on a mac
#4141 [13:02] <mib_r7hzly> what used to work in the past is actually, i open up minecraft.net in the browser, and then log in with that browser open and that usually logs me in somehow
#4142 [13:02] <nine> "Cant connect to minecraft.net" I should just keep trying to log in?
#4143 [13:02] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: Open finder.
#4144 [13:02] <Thejubro> Okay..
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#4147 [13:02] <Thejubro> I opend finder
#4148 [13:03] <AG_Scott> and press command + shift + g and then type ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/ in the pop up.
#4149 [13:03] <Sermoln> hello! :D
#4150 [13:03] <helpme> can any one help me?
#4151 [13:03] <helpme> i tried the 1.8 pre-release and it ruined my minecraft
#4152 [13:03] <Sermoln> could someone help me plz/
#4153 [13:03] <Adzuma> what is this curse id thing?
#4154 [13:03] <Sermoln> please?
#4155 [13:03] <Sermoln> can anyone else not login to minecraft?
#4156 [13:03] <AG_Scott> Sermoln: You have yet to state your problem/question.
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#4158 [13:03] <Alo> Really can't someone help? I bought the game today and it crashes when i log in. Before I had a pirate version and It didn't crash.
#4159 [13:04] <AG_Scott> Sermoln: cannot connect error?
#4160 [13:04] <helpme> ok hold on
#4161 [13:04] <Sermoln> yeah i cant connect
#4162 [13:04] <Thejubro> AG_Scott Still nothing..
#4163 [13:04] <AG_Scott> ??> Sermoln blarg
#4164 [13:04] <VoxelHead> Sermoln: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4165 [13:04] <nine> Cant connect to minecraft.net" I should just keep trying to log in?
#4166 [13:04] <mib_9h7jji> my username is fartgarfunkel
#4167 [13:04] <Sermoln> ok ill keep trying
#4168 [13:04] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: How have you launched the game before?
#4169 [13:04] <mib_9h7jji> i cant play online because the server fails to update
#4170 [13:04] <Thejubro> Yep
#4171 [13:04] <helpme> i cant login but when i try to play offline it says "not downloaded", but to download it dont i need to be logged in?
#4172 [13:04] <Thejubro> Many times
#4173 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> helpme - yes
#4174 [13:05] <Sermoln> wow...it worked, i tried it about 30 times and now it works lol
#4175 [13:05] <mib_9h7jji> when i dont update the screen goes white and i cant play
#4176 [13:05] <Sermoln> thank you very much
#4177 [13:05] <AG_Scott> helpme: Your worlds are probably corrupt.
#4178 [13:05] <lembas> can't seem to get minecraft to run on Arch Linux x64 with catalyst drivers. I get this error here: http://paste.xinu.at/oRzxN/ :o
#4179 [13:05] <AG_Scott> Well not corrupt, they just won't work with Minecraft 1.7.3 anymore.
#4180 [13:05] <helpme> i dont have anyworlds
#4181 [13:05] <Alo> Does anyone know what's the problem. When I log in then minecraft crashes.
#4182 [13:05] <helpme> my .minecraft is empty
#4183 [13:05] <AG_Scott> Then just open the client up again
#4184 [13:05] <AG_Scott> it will redownload it all
#4185 [13:05] <helpme> i do
#4186 [13:05] <mib_9h7jji> @Alo i have the same problem
#4187 [13:06] <AG_Scott> Alo: You've probably did no telling what to your computer with the pirated version.
#4188 [13:06] <helpme> ok its up
#4189 [13:06] <helpme> no do i login ?
#4190 [13:06] <AG_Scott> helpme: yes.
#4191 [13:06] <helpme> now
#4192 [13:06] <AG_Scott> It should redownload the stable version.
#4193 [13:06] <Alo> AG I downloaded it from a private torrent.
#4194 [13:07] <helpme> its logging in
#4195 [13:07] <AG_Scott> Alo: That doesn't matter.
#4196 [13:07] <Alo> Yes it does
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#4198 [13:07] <helpme> it says "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#4199 [13:07] <AG_Scott> The pirated versions often break the legitimate version.
#4200 [13:07] <mib_9h7jji> AG_Scott scott could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4201 [13:07] <Thejubro> AG_Scott yes i have played the game before
#4202 [13:07] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: how?
#4203 [13:07] <helpme> and i cant play offline cause its "not downloaded"
#4204 [13:07] <Alo> And how can I fix it?
#4205 [13:07] <Thejubro> I donnu
#4206 [13:07] <Alo> My friend had the same torrent
#4207 [13:07] <Thejubro> I have nothing called minecraft in my application support
#4208 [13:08] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: did you play in the browser or Minecraft.app?
#4209 [13:08] <Alo> And I tried it some hours ago in their place
#4210 [13:08] <Thejubro> and i can still play the game
#4211 [13:08] <helpme> it wont download!!!
#4212 [13:08] <Alo> And it worked
#4213 [13:08] <Thejubro> Minecraft.App
#4214 [13:08] <mib_9h7jji> AG_Scott scott could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4215 [13:08] <stanrock0> i really screwed up cat play and there is thisa new window with this ne log in screen
#4216 [13:08] <stanrock0> cant
#4217 [13:08] <AG_Scott> mib_9h7jji: Stop highlighting me. I'm not blind.
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#4219 [13:08] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: That's odd. What version of OSX do you have?
#4220 [13:08] <Thejubro> Latest
#4221 [13:08] <AG_Scott> and did you play on the same user account?
#4222 [13:08] <Alo> Is the internet version exactly the same as the downloaded version?
#4223 [13:08] <AG_Scott> OS X 10.7.1?
#4224 [13:08] <stanrock0> got 7
#4225 [13:08] <Thejubro> Yea
#4226 [13:08] <montezuma> I downloaded the launcher onto a different computer today and it gave me the "Cannot connect to minecraft.net" error so I tried to log on in the browser, which managed to create the bin folder (nothing else) but as soon as it had updated it went to a blank screen. I went back to the launcher and it let me log on to 'play offline' and gave me a black screen
#4227 [13:08] <montezuma> :(#
#4228 [13:09] <trdef> Hey
#4229 [13:09] <Thejubro> Yea i think so
#4230 [13:09] <Thejubro> Where can i see my current OS X?
#4231 [13:09] <trdef> Can someone help me? I can't login to MC
#4232 [13:09] <GreyVulpine> ??> montezuma win/reinst
#4233 [13:09] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4234 [13:09] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4235 [13:09] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4236 [13:09] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4237 [13:09] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: The Apple menu > About This Mac
#4238 [13:09] <mib_9h7jji> GreyVulpine scott could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4239 [13:09] <montezuma> I tried deleting the bin folder and reinstalling but no luck. Any other solutions?
#4240 [13:09] <trdef> My game keeps saying that it failed to login
#4241 [13:09] <helpme> my minecraft still wont login and download!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4242 [13:09] <Thejubro> Yea im r unning 10.7.1
#4243 [13:10] <AG_Scott> can you open the game now Thejubro?
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#4245 [13:10] <mib_9h7jji> GreyVulpine grey, could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
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#4247 [13:10] <Thejubro> AG_Scott Yea I'm running latest
#4248 [13:10] <helpme> omg to many people
#4249 [13:10] <AG_Scott> If you open the game, Thejubro, can you play it?
#4250 [13:11] <Thejubro> Yea
#4251 [13:11] <helpme> i cant login and my minecraft isnt downloaded so i cant play offline
#4252 [13:11] <mitch1224> Hey, i found out why so many people want help with 1.8. I was going to download the files so i could update my texture pack, and found out that Mojang has a link here on the page. XD
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#4254 [13:11] <AG_Scott> I don't understand why it isn't the correct folder.
#4255 [13:11] <helpme> chow do i get itto work!!!!
#4256 [13:11] <AG_Scott> What is your minecraft username Thejubro?
#4257 [13:11] <Thejubro> Thejubro
#4258 [13:12] <helpme> i need help
#4259 [13:12] <AG_Scott> !paid Thejubro
#4260 [13:12] <helpme> plz
#4261 [13:12] <stanrock0> montezuma your the best thanks bud now how do i run the new update?
#4262 [13:12] <AG_Scott> Okay. :/
#4263 [13:12] <montezuma> Okay, so I still get the blank screen after deleting the bin folder/reinstalling, any other way to fix it or?
#4264 [13:12] <trdef> Can someone explain why I can't login
#4265 [13:12] <AG_Scott> ?? 1.8
#4266 [13:12] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#4267 [13:12] <Thejubro> AG_Scott know my problem?
#4268 [13:12] <stanrock0> VoxelHead im sorry i ment you
#4269 [13:13] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: I'm thinking. :(
#4270 [13:13] <Thejubro> Oh
#4271 [13:13] <helpme> i used 1.8 and it messe up my minecraft i dont care about the world saves but it wont let me login
#4272 [13:13] <stanrock0> ok voxel how do i run it
#4273 [13:13] <helpme> and i cant play offline cause its not downloaded
#4274 [13:13] <AG_Scott> stanrock0: Can you not read at all?
#4275 [13:13] <FartGarfunkel69> GreyVulpine grey, could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4276 [13:13] <FartGarfunkel69> ... -.-
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#4279 [13:14] <montezuma> :|
#4280 [13:14] <bellows> can anyone explain why i cant login into minecraft D: ?
#4281 [13:14] <AG_Scott> ??> bellows blarg
#4282 [13:14] <VoxelHead> bellows: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4283 [13:14] <lembas> blarg
#4284 [13:14] <lembas> xD
#4285 [13:15] <bellows> damn it
#4286 [13:15] <helpme> my .minecraft in roaming is empty how do i download it?!?!!?!
#4287 [13:15] <trdef> by loging in with the exe helpme
#4288 [13:15] <helpme> i cant login to download it either
#4289 [13:15] <helpme> it wont let me login
#4290 [13:15] <trdef> just keep trying
#4291 [13:15] <trdef> reopen the progran
#4292 [13:15] <helpme> i cant play offline either
#4293 [13:15] <bellows> for how long D: ?
#4294 [13:16] <trdef> I had the same problem, and it just worked for me
#4295 [13:16] <Bacon> can someone explain to me how to make a server plz
#4296 [13:16] <Bacon> all the videos i watch dont help
#4297 [13:16] <helpme> go to bukkit.org
#4298 [13:16] <Thejubro> Because AG_Scott I'm from alpha and I'm on a new computer and this is really weird...
#4299 [13:16] <helpme> get out of here
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#4302 [13:16] <bellows> k thanks solved
#4303 [13:16] <montezuma> Whenever I log in, it just gives me a black screen and it's the same for in browser. I've tried deleting my .bin folder and reinstalling but it didn't work. Help?
#4304 [13:16] <Bacon> helpme wht u mean
#4305 [13:16] <Bacon> whts at bukkit.org
#4306 [13:16] <Bacon> ?
#4307 [13:17] <helpme> the server
#4308 [13:17] <Bacon> yeah
#4309 [13:17] <helpme> its a bukkit server
#4310 [13:17] <helpme> same thing
#4311 [13:17] <trdef> montezuma try runnning as admin
#4312 [13:17] <helpme> cbut you can add plugins
#4313 [13:17] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: Open a Terminal please
#4314 [13:17] <Bacon> oo ok
#4315 [13:17] <helpme> omg its downloading!!!!!!
#4316 [13:17] <Thejubro> Sure
#4317 [13:17] <montezuma> Tried running as admin, didn't work either.
#4318 [13:17] <helpme> its working!!!
#4319 [13:17] <Thejubro> Opend it!
#4320 [13:18] <helpme> yay it works!!!!!!
#4321 [13:18] <FartGarfunkel69> GreyVulpine grey, could you help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4322 [13:18] <mib_zwxit9> hi! I hace problems to log in in Minecraft, I can log in in the website (and play with the web versión) but when I try to log in in the minecraft.exe shows: Can't connect to minecraft.net
#4323 [13:18] <Thejubro> AG_Scott I opened it, then what?
#4324 [13:18] <Adzuma> ok i need to get into the forums and it says my curse username is already taken, now what?
#4325 [13:18] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: I'll tell you in a few minutes, stand by.
#4326 [13:19] <helpme> who needed help with a server?
#4327 [13:19] <Adzuma> but it just gave me a password for the account
#4328 [13:19] <Adzuma> please
#4329 [13:19] <Bacon> helpme ok im on bukkit.org now where do i go to?
#4330 [13:19] <Bacon> me
#4331 [13:19] <FartGarfunkel69> AG_Scott scott, could you PLEASE help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4332 [13:19] <helpme> bacon do you have skype
#4333 [13:19] <Adzuma> the minecraftforum channel is not responding
#4334 [13:19] <helpme> i could be better help
#4335 [13:19] <Alexander> @Bacon for bukkit support go to #Bukkit
#4336 [13:19] <helpme> yah
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#4338 [13:19] <Bacon> no can we do private chat
#4339 [13:19] <helpme> idk
#4340 [13:19] <helpme> how?
#4341 [13:19] <helpme> im new to this website
#4342 [13:20] <lembas> website?
#4343 [13:20] <Adzuma> SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT NOBODY IN #MINECRAFTFORUM IS RESPONDING!!!
#4344 [13:20] <lembas> HOLY SHIT
#4345 [13:20] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: Type this command without quotes: "sudo find / -name 'minecraft.jar' -print". It will prompt you for your password. Just type it in and press enter. (You won't see letters or stars popping up as you type it)
#4346 [13:20] <helpme> whatever we r talking on
#4347 [13:20] <AG_Scott> Adzuma: We can't help you with the forums here!
#4348 [13:20] <Adzuma> where to i go for help i need to get into the forum
#4349 [13:20] <AG_Scott> and you're probably talking to yourself because the channel is #minecraftforums.
#4350 [13:20] <Bacon> helpme i just pmed u
#4351 [13:21] <Thejubro> What password
#4352 [13:21] <Thejubro> What password shall i write?
#4353 [13:21] <helpme> how do i private chat
#4354 [13:21] <AG_Scott> Thejubro: Your Mac account password
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#4356 [13:21] <Adzuma> thank hyou
#4357 [13:21] <Bacon> look up and u should see my name
#4358 [13:21] <AG_Scott> Also.
#4359 [13:21] <Bacon> click on it
#4360 [13:21] <Thejubro> Then what?
#4361 [13:21] <AG_Scott> Just let it's do it's business.
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#4363 [13:21] <lembas> can't seem to get minecraft to run on Arch Linux x64 with catalyst drivers. I get this error here: http://paste.xinu.at/oRzxN/ :o Any idea what the problem is?
#4364 [13:21] <FartGarfunkel69> AG_Scott scott, could you PLEASE help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4365 [13:22] <AG_Scott> You should eventually see something like this Thejubro: /Users/sdollins/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar
#4366 [13:22] <Thejubro> It says not a directory
#4367 [13:22] <AG_Scott> it's normal
#4368 [13:22] <mib_zwxit9> hi! Can someone help me¿
#4369 [13:22] <AG_Scott> just wait, it may spit out more than just that
#4370 [13:23] <AG_Scott> By the way Adzuma. If you want help, don't yell like an idiot!
#4371 [13:23] <Frank> I have purchase Minecraft for the Mac for my son. I downloaded the software, established an account username and password. When I run the program and put in the username and password, it says "Can't connect to Minecraft.net." Does anyone know what the problem is?
#4372 [13:23] <FartGarfunkel69> AG_Scott scott, could you PLEASE help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure... WOULD SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR @) MINUTE WITHOUT ANY HELP I HAVE TRYING TO GET THIS TO WORK FOR $ MOUNTHS AND I KEEP FAILING C+BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HELP
#4373 [13:23] <FartGarfunkel69> 3months**
#4374 [13:23] * AG_Scott kicked FartGarfunkel69 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I just told someone not to yell and then you do it. You, sir, are a genius.)
#4375 [13:24] <lembas> @) minutes
#4376 [13:24] <lembas> lol'd
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#4378 [13:24] <FartGarfunkel69> AG_Scott scott, could you PLEASE help me out? whenever i try to play offline, it works perfectly, but when i try online, not updating leads to a white screen and updating leads to launch failure
#4379 [13:24] <AG_Scott> No, I'm not going to help you. Stop highlighting me.
#4380 [13:24] <FartGarfunkel69> well that's unprofessional
#4381 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> i paid for the game
#4382 [13:25] <AG_Scott> and I'm not paid.
#4383 [13:25] <AG_Scott> This is community support.
#4384 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> i want to play
#4385 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> please scott
#4386 [13:25] <Kealper> we don't have to be professional, this is a community support
#4387 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> kealper please
#4388 [13:25] <Kealper> no
#4389 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> help me
#4390 [13:25] <AG_Scott> We aren't paid and we don't represent Mojang. You come in here demanding support and you aren't going to get it.
#4391 [13:25] <FartGarfunkel69> fuckers
#4392 [13:25] * AuBot kicked FartGarfunkel69 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4393 [13:25] <lembas> lol'd
#4394 [13:25] <Kealper> AuBot: >3
#4395 [13:25] <Kealper> fail
#4396 [13:25] <Kealper> AuBot: <3
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#4399 [13:26] <AG_Scott> Freaking dicks.
#4400 [13:26] <mib_zwxit9> Please, I will only know if us have the same problem in the log in
#4401 [13:26] <connelly> I'm having trouble logging in, it says it can't connect to minecraft.net
#4402 [13:26] <AG_Scott> It is seriously sad.
#4403 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4404 [13:26] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4405 [13:26] <mib_jud4mu> it says not donloaded
#4406 [13:26] <Frank> I have purchase Minecraft for the Mac for my son. I downloaded the software, established an account username and password. When I run the program and put in the username and password, it says "Can't connect to Minecraft.net." Does anyone know what the problem is?
#4407 [13:26] <AG_Scott> AG customers who actually pay for support are much nicer than that.
#4408 [13:26] <connelly> I've tried 4 times over the last day and a halp
#4409 [13:26] <mib_zwxit9> I have problems to log in in Minecraft, I can log in the website (and play with the web versión) but when I try to log in in the minecraft.exe shows: Can't connect to minecraft.net
#4410 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4411 [13:26] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4412 [13:27] <connelly> VoxelHead: I've tried 4 times over the last day and a half
#4413 [13:27] <mib_jud4mu> it says not downloaded
#4414 [13:27] <AG_Scott> connelly: Did it ever work before?
#4415 [13:27] <mib_jud4mu> yes
#4416 [13:28] <AG_Scott> Have you installed anything like antivirus or a firewall?
#4417 [13:28] <mib_jud4mu> yes
#4418 [13:28] <connelly> AG_Scott: yes, quite a bit, and often times I can play on my laptop when networking doesn't work
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#4420 [13:28] <AG_Scott> connelly: Have you installed something like antivirus or a firewall?
#4421 [13:28] <connelly> AG_Scott: no, nothing. I can ping minecraft.net (it's amazon AWS)
#4422 [13:29] <mib_jud4mu> yes
#4423 [13:29] <connelly> AG_Scott: nope, I'm on a linux box I admin
#4424 [13:29] <AG_Scott> mib_jud4mu: Well, your antivirus/firewall could be blocking it.
#4425 [13:29] <mib_jud4mu> ok
#4426 [13:29] <AG_Scott> connelly: Just because you can ping it doesn't mean some type of security software isn't blocking the application from connecting.
#4427 [13:29] <AG_Scott> It's probably just the servers acting funny though. Just keep trying.
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#4431 [13:31] <lembas> ok then
#4432 [13:31] <lembas> now that it's calmed down a bit, could I get one of you fine gents to help me diagnose a problem?
#4433 [13:31] <troponeme> When I try to log in the website through this computer it doesn't let me, but if I use another OS or another computer I can connect fine, same thing for multiplayer servers. Does anybody know why this happens?
#4434 [13:32] <troponeme> just realized, I didn't mean log in I meant enter the website
#4435 [13:32] <Jusky> What system u use?
#4436 [13:32] * mib_7x4w3o [mib_7x4w3o@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4437 [13:32] <troponeme> Windows 7
#4438 [13:33] <troponeme> Professional service pack 1 64 bits
#4439 [13:33] <mib_7x4w3o> my mincraft says out of memory...what do i do??
#4440 [13:33] <Jusky> Check your firewall, or sometimes a notification comes up saying allow this too access your computer
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#4442 [13:33] <Jusky> or clear cookies.
#4443 [13:33] <Jusky> make sure your security system settings aren't too high!
#4444 [13:34] <Fog0> my minecraft wont work plz help
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#4446 [13:37] <mib_7x4w3o> faild to launch
#4447 [13:37] <mib_7x4w3o> ??
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#4450 [13:38] <iAN_> !paid Hasgarion
#4451 [13:38] <Frank> I have purchased Minecraft for the Mac for my son. I downloaded the software, established an account username and password. When I run the program and put in the username and password, it says "User not premium." Does anyone know what the problem is?
#4452 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> ?? premium
#4453 [13:39] <VoxelHead> premium: Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#4454 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> er, wrong one
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#4456 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> ?? payment
#4457 [13:40] <mib_7x4w3o> that does not help...still says failed to launch!!
#4458 [13:40] <Alexander> ?? bot
#4459 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp payment
#4460 [13:40] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4461 [13:40] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
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#4463 [13:40] <mib_7x4w3o> ya and no damn refunds!!
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#4465 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_7x4w3o - What exactly does it say?
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#4467 [13:41] <mib_gbstfd> can anybody tell me why i cant connect to minecraft.net?
#4468 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#4469 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4470 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4471 [13:42] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#4473 [13:42] <mib_l1l5d4> I need help, I downloaded the 1.8 server jar and the server.exe but when I run the server it says its 1.7.3? What am i doing wrong?
#4474 [13:42] <mib_gbstfd> that doesnt help i want it to work always
#4475 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_l1l5d4 - You need to get the 1.8 server as well
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#4477 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> The 1.8 server is only available through the .jar
#4478 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> Not the .exe
#4479 [13:42] <Morrolan> o/
#4480 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> \o
#4481 [13:43] <quaddle> My son made a copy of the exe file and then deleted it. It now says I have an unauthorized copy to it in the top left of the screen. Now it will not let me log in. Any help?
#4482 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> quaddle - Try a Force Update through the launcher's options menu
#4483 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> Be aware, the auth server's experiencing some problems, so it may take a few tries to log in
#4484 [13:43] <mib_l1l5d4> so how do i run the 1.8 server jar wothout the exe?
#4485 [13:43] <mib_l1l5d4> without
#4486 [13:43] <quaddle> ok will do thanks
#4487 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_l1l5d4 - On windows, use a batch file
#4488 [13:43] <mib_l1l5d4> kk ty
#4489 [13:44] <mib_gbstfd> thanks for nothing
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#4491 [13:45] <mib_gbstfd> can anybody tell me why i cant connect to minecraft.net/
#4492 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4493 [13:46] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4494 [13:46] <mib_gbstfd> i want it to always work. wtf is borked?
#4495 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> broken
#4496 [13:46] <Morrolan> The authentication server is just overloaded, mib_gbstfd.
#4497 [13:46] <Morrolan> Nothing you can do besides waiting.
#4498 [13:47] <quaddle> when I hit force update it doesnt seem to do anything am I missing something?
#4499 [13:47] <Morrolan> That's fine, just log in again, quaddle.
#4500 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> quaddle - Now just attempt to log in, it'll redownload fresh files
#4501 [13:47] <Morrolan> And, as GreyVulpine said, it might take a few tries.
#4502 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> (provided the auth server lets you on)
#4503 [13:48] <mib_gbstfd> well im pissed because i bought this game
#4504 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_gbstfd - It's not like you're the only person to experience this. You did buy an unfinished game.
#4505 [13:49] <mib_jsu32l> Hi ummm i tried to take off 1.8 prerelease and putting back on 1.7 and i did and i click login in like 18 and it says i cant connect to minecraft.net and then it say i didnt even download it when i did
#4506 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4507 [13:49] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#4509 [13:49] <ciervo> hi
#4510 [13:49] <Morrolan> Yes, auth servers are struggling ,ciervo.
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#4512 [13:49] <ciervo> no, not that
#4513 [13:49] <Morrolan> Oh, in this case, shoot. :D
#4514 [13:49] <ciervo> I get memory errors since 1.8
#4515 [13:49] <ciervo> I mean
#4516 [13:50] <ciervo> I got 8gb ram
#4517 [13:50] <Alexander> @Ciervo then use 1.7
#4518 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> You use 1.8 at your own risk.
#4519 [13:50] <Morrolan> Mind you, 18. is a PRERELEASE, meaning it's full of bugs.
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#4521 [13:50] <ciervo> but it is not a bug, it seems
#4522 [13:50] <ciervo> It just says it needs more memory
#4523 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> ciervo- Are you using a 64 bit OS?
#4524 [13:50] <ciervo> which there is plenty
#4525 [13:50] <ciervo> yes, I am
#4526 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> ciervo - Do you have 64 bit java installed?
#4527 [13:50] <ciervo> and yes, I am
#4528 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Do you only have 64 bit java installed?
#4529 [13:51] <Calinou> what problem, ciervo ?
#4530 [13:51] <Calinou> I'm playing the 1.8 right now
#4531 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> Out of memory, which can usually be fixed with 64 bit java installation
#4532 [13:51] <ciervo> reinstall java, then (again)
#4533 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> ciervo - try forcing minecraft to use 64 bit java, or uninstall all versions of java and install only the 64 bit version
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#4535 [13:52] <ciervo> but it's strange
#4536 [13:52] <loss> hi
#4537 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> No, it isn't, it's memory allocation and 32 bit java
#4538 [13:52] <ciervo> never happened to me before
#4539 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Blame Java, not minecraft.
#4540 [13:52] <ciervo> and i've running server+client
#4541 [13:52] <ciervo> +3 friends
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#4544 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Even more reason for the error to pop up
#4545 [13:52] <ciervo> and not even laggy
#4546 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> 1.8's added more features, not removed.
#4547 [13:53] <ciervo> not now, just client with 1.8
#4548 [13:53] <ciervo> and bam, memory error
#4549 [13:53] <ciervo> I totally hate java
#4550 [13:53] <ciervo> :X
#4551 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> You've got my opinion on the matter.
#4552 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Up to you if you want to follow it.
#4553 [13:54] <ciervo> thanks, then, I'll restart
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#4555 [13:55] <zelda> hey my mc crashed and i onley play offline
#4556 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> How does it crash? Do you get any error reports?
#4557 [13:55] <zelda> ya i did
#4558 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the contents of the latest error report to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#4559 [13:56] <zelda> ok
#4560 [13:56] <zelda> o ya i cant get on it at all
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#4562 [13:57] <zelda> like i deleted my bin folder to mc
#4563 [13:58] <loss> hi all, can i ask for help?
#4564 [13:59] <loss> i can't connect throuth the MC loader
#4565 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4566 [13:59] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4567 [13:59] <loss> uh, ok.. thanks
#4568 [13:59] <zelda> i cant get on mc at all
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#4570 [14:00] <loss> so, i have to spam login?..
#4571 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4572 [14:00] <dr_bibble> help.
#4573 [14:00] <dr_bibble> everytime i try and login it just says unable to connect to mine craft
#4574 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4575 [14:00] <loss> lol
#4576 [14:00] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#4578 [14:01] <dr_bibble> don't worry just it just worked
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#4580 [14:02] <zelda> ok i bought a mc account and and i know i bought it becuse my mom was chared three times for it
#4581 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp account
#4582 [14:02] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#4583 [14:02] <rymate1234> I find that using the old launcher (pre beta 1.3) works better than the newer one
#4584 [14:02] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#4585 [14:02] <rymate1234> I find that using the old launcher (pre beta 1.3) works better than the newer one
#4586 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> Sure, if you want to transmit your password over the internet via plain-text
#4587 [14:03] <zelda> yes an mc account and i bought it 3 months ago
#4588 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> To each his own.
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#4590 [14:03] <loss> can i join a server listed in here ( http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp ) using jar client?
#4591 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> loss - Those servers listed there are classic servers.
#4592 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> So, no.
#4593 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> loss smp/servers
#4594 [14:03] <VoxelHead> loss: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4595 [14:03] <VoxelHead> loss: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4596 [14:03] <rymate1234> GreyVulpine: Meh
#4597 [14:04] <Goose> Do you think that using the old launcher will help with log on problems? Because my current launcher isn't letting me connect and it says that I haven't downloaded minecraft
#4598 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> Goose - Try using the in-browser client?
#4599 [14:04] <zelda> mine to
#4600 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp blarg
#4601 [14:04] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#4603 [14:04] <loss> yep, it work for me to wait and retry
#4604 [14:04] <rymate1234> ??> GreyVulpine we/know
#4605 [14:05] <fugeo> Helloo
#4606 [14:05] <Goose> I think it's just a general Java problem as well GreyVulpine
#4607 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> Goose - It's just the auth server being craptastic
#4608 [14:05] <snooker9> I can log in on the download but it stops at the end of the dowloading and dosent move at all
#4609 [14:05] <fugeo> does anyone know how to download 1.8 ?
#4610 [14:05] <zelda> i bought a mc account and i do not have it so where is it
#4611 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.8
#4612 [14:05] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#4613 [14:05] <Goose> it's not 1.8
#4614 [14:05] <Goose> I haven't gotten it
#4615 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> If you still want 1.8: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/611324-regarding-18-pre-release/
#4616 [14:05] <fugeo> VoxelHead , isnt it official released yet ?
#4617 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> No
#4618 [14:06] <Joshnsuch> Do I need to formally ask for help or just blurt it out?
#4619 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Just tell us your problem
#4620 [14:06] <rymate1234> VoxelHead is a bot
#4621 [14:06] <zelda> just blurt it out
#4622 [14:06] <Goose> I tried it out but I think that the machine I'm using isn't running Java for some reason
#4623 [14:06] <fugeo> how do i download 1.8 ?
#4624 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.8
#4625 [14:06] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#4626 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> If you still want 1.8: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/611324-regarding-18-pre-release/
#4627 [14:06] <Goose> but that never stopped me from playing it out of browser
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#4629 [14:07] <fugeo> bots -_-
#4630 [14:07] <Joshnsuch> Cool. I purchased the game yesterday and have tried downloading it onto my desktop. I can run the file from there but it can never connect to minecraft.net.
#4631 [14:07] <fugeo> How do i download 1.8
#4632 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Try the in-browser client
#4633 [14:07] <Morrolan> ??> Joshnsuch blarg
#4634 [14:07] <VoxelHead> Joshnsuch: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4635 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> fugeo - I've given you the URL for it twice now
#4636 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> If you do not wish to read, I cannot force you to
#4637 [14:07] <Joshnsuch> When I try the in-browser, the java screen loads and eventually my computer gets a blue-screen..
#4638 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - blue-screen?
#4639 [14:08] <loss> lol
#4640 [14:08] <Morrolan> Joshnsuch: A bluescreen? That's not good. Sure it's not a blackscreen?
#4641 [14:08] <zelda> GreyVulpine i bought an minecraft account and it still says im regular plz help
#4642 [14:08] <Joshnsuch> I have tried updating all of my drivers with driver genius probably.. About an hour or so ago.
#4643 [14:08] <Morrolan> ??> zelda payment
#4644 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> ??> zelda payment
#4645 [14:08] <VoxelHead> zelda: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4646 [14:08] <VoxelHead> zelda: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#4647 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> Bah, ninja'd
#4648 [14:08] <Joshnsuch> Yeah. Blue screen of death. Ridiculous.
#4649 [14:08] <zelda> i did
#4650 [14:08] <Morrolan> zelda: In Other words, if you are not premium in two days, check if you got charged the money. If you did, contact support.
#4651 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - That points to a more serious problem with your computer. Start by uninstalling java completely and reinstalling it
#4652 [14:09] <zelda> i did get charged 3 times
#4653 [14:09] <Morrolan> zelda: In this case contact support and explain them your issue, nothing we can do about this.
#4654 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Check your profile page at minecraft.net, see that you didn't purchase a gift code instead there
#4655 [14:09] <Joshnsuch> When I try to do single player from the .exe I downloaded off of the website (after not being able to connect).. When I click single player it goes to a black screen.
#4656 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> Gift codes will be listed in the profile page
#4657 [14:09] <zelda> ok
#4658 [14:09] <Morrolan> Oh, right, it might be worth checking what Grey suggested.
#4659 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - I'd start with java and video drivers
#4660 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Those are always the prime suspects in black/white screens
#4661 [14:09] <Joshnsuch> So I am boned, hah. I'm gonna go through uninstalling all of java. Is there a certain version I should reinstall?
#4662 [14:10] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - I'd recommend 1.6, 64 bit if you're running a 64 bit OS
#4663 [14:10] <Joshnsuch> Uninstalling them now. I'll be searching for a 64 bit version.
#4664 [14:11] <loss> is there a high probability online multiplayer public server ? ^^''
#4665 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> loss - Try s.nerd.nu?
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#4667 [14:12] <Morrolan> loss: Generally speaking, any server which is high on the popular serverlists has a good uptime.
#4668 [14:12] <coylerj09> AuBot will you help me
#4669 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> Aubot is a bot
#4670 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> It cannot respond
#4671 [14:13] <coylerj09> well then will you help me
#4672 [14:13] <loss> "failed to login: bad login" is another auth problem msg? o.O
#4673 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> With?
#4674 [14:13] * mib_sxcl4e [mib_sxcl4e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4675 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> loss - That.. can usually be fixed with a Force update
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#4677 [14:13] <coylerj09> telling me if i have a member ship i paid for it but wont let me play
#4678 [14:13] * mib_cpwlc9 [mib_cpwlc9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4679 [14:13] <mib_sxcl4e> the game wont start up
#4680 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> coylerj09 - What error do you get?
#4681 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxcl4e - What OS are you on?
#4682 [14:14] <loss> U mean the button before logging in that is under "options" menu? what means "force update"?
#4683 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> loss - Yes
#4684 [14:14] <mib_sxcl4e> ?
#4685 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_sxcl4e os
#4686 [14:14] <Joshnsuch> Should Java SE 6 Update 27 be fine?
#4687 [14:14] <VoxelHead> mib_sxcl4e: (os) Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#4688 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Yes, that's fine
#4689 [14:14] <Joshnsuch> *Downloads*
#4690 [14:14] <fugeo> I NEEDD HELP
#4691 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> fugeo - OMG OMG WITH WHAT?
#4692 [14:14] <fugeo> why my minecraft keeps lagging
#4693 [14:15] <fugeo> `ghehe
#4694 [14:15] <coylerj09> user not premium
#4695 [14:15] <fugeo> its irritating
#4696 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> coylerj09 payment
#4697 [14:15] <VoxelHead> coylerj09: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4698 [14:15] <coylerj09> but i paid for it
#4699 [14:15] <VoxelHead> coylerj09: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#4700 [14:15] <fugeo> but i cant connect to minecraft.net
#4701 [14:15] <zelda> ok i dount know where to look for the gift code
#4702 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> fugeo - Tried turning down the graphics options in minecraft?
#4703 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Profile page at minecraft.net
#4704 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> zelda - You'll need to log in
#4705 [14:15] <zelda> i did
#4706 [14:15] <zelda> and im on my profile page
#4707 [14:15] <fugeo> GreyVulpine ya i did
#4708 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Did you check at the bottom?
#4709 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Do you see any gift codes listed there?
#4710 [14:16] <coylerj09> i paid for it nearly 4 hours ago
#4711 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Are you also sure that's the account you purchased under?
#4712 [14:16] <zelda> ummm where it says gift codes
#4713 [14:16] <Morrolan> coylerj09: It is known to take up to two working days.
#4714 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> zelda - At the bottom of the profile apge
#4715 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> page*
#4716 [14:16] <coylerj09> American or irish ?
#4717 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> Swedish
#4718 [14:17] <coylerj09> really ?
#4719 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> Mojang is a Swedish company, yes
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#4721 [14:18] <coylerj09> so i wont get it until at least monday ?
#4722 [14:18] <quiggle> my minecraft won't connect
#4723 [14:18] <Joshnsuch> I still "can't connect to minecraft.net" and clicking single player still results in a black screen.
#4724 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> quiggle blarg
#4725 [14:18] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4726 [14:18] <loss> GreyVulpine: force update require that i success to log in at the problematic auth server?
#4727 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> loss - Yes
#4728 [14:18] <quiggle> kk
#4729 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Just curious, does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#4730 [14:18] <zelda> yes i bought it in that account
#4731 [14:18] <Joshnsuch> Wow. It does, haha.
#4732 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Then there's nothing we can do here for you. Try filing a ticket at http://minecraft.net/support
#4733 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Then that's what's causing your issue
#4734 [14:19] <Joshnsuch> Pah! Really?
#4735 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Could you please make a new windows user account, one that doesn't have a ! mark in it?
#4736 [14:19] <coylerj09> so i wont get it until at least monday ?
#4737 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Don't just rename, make a new acount
#4738 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> coylerj09 - I'd start by calling up whatever you used to pay for minecraft, see if there's a record of a transaction going to mojang AB
#4739 [14:20] <Joshnsuch> Damn.. What about of my files?
#4740 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> coylerj09 - If it doesn't, then the transaction was never completed
#4741 [14:20] <Adzuma> is there still a thread that lists mods?
#4742 [14:20] <mib_cpwlc9> Jag kan fan inte logga in så bara can't connect to minecraft.net
#4743 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - No.
#4744 [14:20] <Joshnsuch> I would imagine creating a whole new account would be pretty intensive for all of my data.
#4745 [14:20] <coylerj09> it came up on the screen trnsaction complete
#4746 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - Just try it, if it works, then we can give you another workaround
#4747 [14:20] <Joshnsuch> Ok. I'll look into it now.
#4748 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Or.. I can just give you the workaround now
#4749 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Let's see...
#4750 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> Joshnsuch !
#4751 [14:20] <Adzuma> so can somebody point me to where i would find mods that give me an ingame map?
#4752 [14:20] <VoxelHead> Joshnsuch: (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file.
#4753 [14:20] * chucknorrispain [chucknorrispain@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4754 [14:21] <VoxelHead> Joshnsuch: (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/Install.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk. Must be run as admin.
#4755 [14:21] * Cloudkicker [Cloudkicker@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4756 [14:21] * GreyVulpine points
#4756 [14:21] <chucknorrispain> Can anyone help me?
#4757 [14:21] <Adzuma> so can somebody point me to where i would find mods that give me an ingame map?
#4758 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> chucknorrispain - Only if you don't rely on our telepathy and tell us what your issue is
#4759 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - There already is an ingame map.
#4760 [14:21] <chucknorrispain> Ah.
#4761 [14:21] <chucknorrispain> XD ok
#4762 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - Otherwise, google for the minimap mod
#4763 [14:21] <chucknorrispain> Well, i left my server to get a plugin right?
#4764 [14:21] <Adzuma> how do i activate the ingame map if there is one?
#4765 [14:22] <chucknorrispain> I cant even open the launcher now.
#4766 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - You need to craft it
#4767 [14:22] <chucknorrispain> :/
#4768 [14:22] <Joshnsuch> With this install program, is there still a good chance certain parts of minecraft won't function correctly?
#4769 [14:22] <quiggle> ok i start minecraft then i goes to white screen with the login bar at the bottom 6mins ago it was the normal update screen but i could get on whats going on?
#4770 [14:22] <Cloudkicker> I seem to be having issue with installing the game. I use the link from the website but when I open it I can't log in because it says (Not Downloaded).
#4771 [14:22] <Adzuma> wow things have really changed
#4772 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Map_%28Item%29
#4773 [14:22] <coylerj09> it came up on the screen transaction complete
#4774 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> coylerj09 - That screen can lie
#4775 [14:22] <Adzuma> thank you greyvulpine
#4776 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> coylerj09 - I'd call your bank or credit card to double check
#4777 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> Joshnsuch - No. It should work fine
#4778 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> Cloudkicker - If you're getting "Can't connect to minecraft.net"...
#4779 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> Cloudkicker blarg
#4780 [14:23] <VoxelHead> Cloudkicker: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4781 [14:23] <chucknorrispain> When i start up mc, at the launcher, it totally glitches out, the screen is gray, and i cant log in... D:
#4782 [14:23] <Cloudkicker> Ok thank you.
#4783 [14:23] <chucknorrispain> Oh nevermind. XD just worked.
#4784 [14:23] <chucknorrispain> Bye
#4785 [14:23] * GreyVulpine waves
#4785 [14:24] <loss> GreyVulpine: still not able to join a server, have to go afk now. Thanks alot for support.
#4786 [14:25] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4786 [14:25] * blarg [blarg@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#4788 [14:26] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I need help
#4789 [14:26] <Paddo> hi
#4790 [14:26] * GreyVulpine stabs TheNytangel
#4790 [14:26] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, no I don't.. :P
#4791 [14:26] <Adzuma> what is the pocket edition for?
#4792 [14:26] <Cloudkicker> I doesn't even let me play offline;
#4793 [14:26] <Cloudkicker> It*
#4794 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - For the mobile client
#4795 [14:26] <Paddo> why is minecraft always out of memory?
#4796 [14:26] <Adzuma> wow, cool!
#4797 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/Xperia+Play/Minecraft+-+Pocket+Edition/news.asp?c=33231
#4798 [14:27] <Adzuma> a lot of new stuf!
#4799 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> Indeed Adzuma
#4800 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> Paddo - If you're running a 64 bit OS, consider installing only the 64 bit version of java
#4801 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> Cloudkicker - You need to log in successfully at least once before minecraft will download the files for offline play
#4802 [14:28] <Cloudkicker> Oh right. Ok
#4803 [14:28] <Cloudkicker> It works fine on my Mac :/.
#4804 [14:29] <Paddo> i HAVE the 64 bit verion of java but it won't work GreyVulpine
#4805 [14:29] * Chucknorrispain [Chucknorrispain@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4806 [14:29] <Cloudkicker> Just not on me Windows Laptop
#4807 [14:29] <Chucknorrispain> Is minecraft.net down?
#4808 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> Paddo - Are you directing minecraft to use the 64 bit version? Or is the OS still using the 32/
#4809 [14:29] <Paddo> no
#4810 [14:29] <Chucknorrispain> t\Hmmm
#4811 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> Chucknorrispain blarg
#4812 [14:29] <VoxelHead> Chucknorrispain: (blarg) "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#4813 [14:29] <Chucknorrispain> Well minecraft.net is the only website i cant go to
#4814 [14:29] <Chucknorrispain> :/
#4815 [14:29] <Paddo> i don't know how i can change it
#4816 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Chucknorrispain - Did you ever pirate minecraft?
#4817 [14:30] <Chucknorrispain> I did not.
#4818 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Paddo - Easiest way, uninstall ALL versions of java, and install only the 64 bit
#4819 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Chucknorrispain- Are you sure about that?
#4820 [14:30] <blarg> i try to login to my server but i keep getting reponse code 503
#4821 [14:30] <Chucknorrispain> Im sure. why>?
#4822 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Chucknorrispain - If I told you to ping minecraft.net via your command prompt/console/terminal, it wouldn't return 127.0.0.1?
#4823 [14:30] <Chucknorrispain> ....?
#4824 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> One sec..
#4825 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#4826 [14:31] <DreadLindwyrm> I was getting can't connect earlier today.
#4827 [14:31] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#4828 [14:31] <Chucknorrispain> Ok, good
#4829 [14:31] <DreadLindwyrm> I just gave up for a bit
#4830 [14:31] <Chucknorrispain> :D
#4831 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> Ah, the website looks to be down completely now
#4832 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> was working 10 minutes ago
#4833 [14:31] <Chucknorrispain> Lol, i didnt pirate it, but ongstory-short i got it for free. :P
#4834 [14:31] <Alexander> Notch is spinning his head right round right round..
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#4836 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, usually it's a common problem for people who use the 'free' version of minecaft, to not be able to access the website afterwards
#4837 [14:32] <Chucknorrispain> I bought it right? and at first it didnt work, so i got a refund, then it eventually worked. XD
#4838 [14:32] <Chucknorrispain> So i got it 4free
#4839 [14:32] <Chucknorrispain> :P bye!
#4840 [14:32] * GreyVulpine waves
#4840 [14:32] <Chucknorrispain> Thx, bt.w. :)
#4841 [14:32] <Danze> Anyone else having trouble with the Minecraft.net website, or the client?
#4842 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> Website's down
#4843 [14:32] <Morrolan> ~minecraft down
#4844 [14:32] <Danze> Well great..
#4845 [14:33] <blarg> thats why i can't connect
#4846 [14:33] <Paddo> it's not down
#4847 [14:33] <Morrolan> \o/ for yet another entry message :)
#4848 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Paddo - Down here..
#4849 [14:33] <Morrolan> Here too
#4850 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#4851 [14:33] <Danze> I think it's pretty down
#4852 [14:33] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#4853 [14:33] <blarg> here too
#4854 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Even greybot can't access it
#4855 [14:33] <oldtopman> wow
#4856 [14:33] <kermi> fuck you all
#4857 [14:33] <blarg> wow
#4858 [14:33] <oldtopman> 1.8 must be up then #rimshot
#4859 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Love you too kermi
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#4861 [14:34] <Paddo> Ok mineraft is runing out of memory but i only have the 64 bit version
#4862 [14:34] <oldtopman> ;kick kermi Keep it civil.
#4863 [14:34] <kermi> lulz!
#4864 [14:34] * WugBot kicked kermi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Keep it civil.)
#4865 [14:34] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4865 [14:34] <oldtopman> AuBot: You're losing your touch :(
#4866 [14:34] <Alexander> !isdown
#4867 [14:34] <Alexander> :(
#4868 [14:34] <GreyBot> Alexander: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#4869 [14:35] <Kealper> figures, the second the person says that, i have that module unloaded for a bit of touchup
#4870 [14:35] * GreyVulpine kicks Kealper.
#4870 [14:35] <Kealper> lol
#4871 [14:35] * CosmicVoyager [CosmicVoyager@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4872 [14:35] <Cloudkicker> Failed to Launch Fatal error occured (4) C:\Users\Satoru\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar (Access is denied)
#4873 [14:35] <CosmicVoyager> tsting
#4874 [14:35] <Morrolan> I'm tempted to test if it's still down, Kealper. :D
#4875 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> Cloudkicker - Got admin access on that computer?
#4876 [14:36] <Cloudkicker> I do.
#4877 [14:36] <oldtopman> Kealper: I'm picking up the slack :P
#4878 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> Cloudkicker - Try right clicking on it and running as admin
#4879 [14:36] <Cloudkicker> Ok
#4880 [14:36] <CosmicVoyager> Any idea why I cant type in #Minecraft channel?
#4881 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> ??> CosmicVoyager irc
#4882 [14:36] <VoxelHead> CosmicVoyager: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#4883 [14:36] <VoxelHead> CosmicVoyager: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#4884 [14:36] <oldtopman> minecraft.net is UP!!!
#4885 [14:36] <Kealper> meh, edits are done, aubot should kick as normal now
#4886 [14:36] <oldtopman> (auth servers down)
#4887 [14:36] <oldtopman> ono
#4888 [14:36] <oldtopman> auth servers are up
#4889 [14:37] <GreyVulpine> Website's still down
#4890 [14:37] <Kealper> it probably never went down
#4891 [14:37] <oldtopman> just you
#4892 [14:37] <Kealper> the load balencer is probably just full
#4893 [14:37] * RobinJ [RobinJ@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4894 [14:37] <oldtopman> right
#4895 [14:37] <Morrolan> CosmicVoyager: The topic of #Minecraft says you what you have to do.
#4896 [14:37] <oldtopman> Also, old client nevah failz
#4897 [14:38] <RobinJ> McPlusPlus Please note that minecraft.net is down. Nobody here can help bring it up faster, so please be patient. << great timing xd just now i bought the game xd
#4898 [14:38] * GreyVulpine nods
#4898 [14:38] <Morrolan> RobinJ: Heh, grats for reading that message, you're one of the few who do. :D
#4899 [14:38] <Morrolan> And yes, kinda bad timing.
#4900 [14:38] <RobinJ> is there any other official mirror where i can download the linux version of minecraft?
#4901 [14:39] <Kealper> hmm...
#4902 [14:39] <Morrolan> RobinJ: Nope.
#4903 [14:39] <Kealper> you just want the launcher right?
#4904 [14:39] <RobinJ> doh >.<
#4905 [14:39] <RobinJ> yeah i think so? :p
#4906 [14:39] <RobinJ> the thing you need to play minecraft xd
#4907 [14:39] <Morrolan> RobinJ: Well, actually the problem will be that it won't be able to download the files I guess.
#4908 [14:39] * Kealper sees if he still has one
#4908 [14:39] <Cloudkicker> It's just a black screen when I run as Admin
#4909 [14:39] <Alexander> He could use SpoutCraft but it lacks offline mode still :(
#4910 [14:39] <RobinJ> oh right, it's got to download some other files to play
#4911 [14:39] <Cloudkicker> Ignore that
#4912 [14:40] <Kealper> might still be able to...not sure if they are still making it go through minecraft.net or if they are just getting it straight from the s3 stuff now
#4913 [14:40] <Morrolan> RobinJ: Exactly, and I think this might fail due to the login server being down.
#4914 [14:40] <Alexander> mmm
#4915 [14:40] <RobinJ> ah damn right i cant login to the game either when minecraft.net is down can i xd
#4916 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Try http://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/minecraft.jar
#4917 [14:40] <Morrolan> Kealper: Well, after all it has to verify that it's a paid account.
#4918 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> That should be the direct link
#4919 [14:40] <Alexander> @Grey I got SpCr And MC
#4920 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> (if anybody can confirm that)
#4921 [14:40] <Kealper> RobinJ: should clear up soon, if i had to guess, i'd say the website is just overloaded right now
#4922 [14:40] <Kealper> Morrolan: yeah, forgot about that part lol
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#4924 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> er, that should've been pointed at RobinJ.
#4925 [14:41] <Kealper> ehh
#4926 [14:41] <Daz_W> Seems kind of poor that the website is able to be overloaded
#4927 [14:41] <Kealper> that was definately the wrong minecraft.jar
#4928 [14:41] <Alexander> Lmao.
#4929 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> Kealper - It is?
#4930 [14:41] <Alexander> @Daz it may just be an incorrect configuration
#4931 [14:41] <Alexander> !isdown minecraft.net
#4932 [14:41] <Alexander> oops
#4933 [14:41] <GreyBot> Alexander: It's not just you! http://minecraft.net looks down from here.
#4934 [14:42] <lembas> Anyone have an idea why I can't get MC to run on Linux x64 with Catalyst drivers? Get this error here: http://paste.xinu.at/oRzxN/ :o
#4935 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Yes, lwjgl is out of date
#4936 [14:43] <Daz_W> I understand the need for ant piracy measures but why not just auth one a month or something
#4937 [14:43] <RobinJ> xrandr? never knew minecraft used xrandr
#4938 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#4939 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> It does
#4940 [14:43] <Cloudkicker> Fatal error Occured (4): s3.amazonaws.com
#4941 [14:43] <Morrolan> Daz_W: Well, as soon as you downloaded the files once you can chose "play offline".
#4942 [14:43] <RobinJ> lembas: check if xrandr is installed
#4943 [14:43] <lembas> out of date, On MY Arch Linux!?
#4944 [14:44] <lembas> it is
#4945 [14:44] * GreyVulpine pokes lembas at http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#4945 [14:44] <Daz_W> Yep but multiplayer?
#4946 [14:44] <Morrolan> Daz_W: For the first time it'll obviously have to verify that it's a paid account though.
#4947 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Yes, lwjgl that's packaged with minecraft is 2.4.2
#4948 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> latest lwjgl is 2.7.1
#4949 [14:44] <Kealper> all these pastebin links remind me to do something
#4950 [14:44] <lembas> Would -svn buiild work?
#4951 [14:44] * Kealper beats the mchelp module offline again
#4951 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> No idea, you'll need to move the latest lwjgl files in, and overwrite the ones in .minecraft/bin and .minecraft/bin/natives
#4952 [14:45] <Morrolan> Daz_W: Name verification requires internet access.
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#4954 [14:45] <RobinJ> by the way, does anyone know if there are any plans at all to fix minecraft for linux? for the time being its a disaster
#4955 [14:45] <lembas> Alright, I'll just go with the stable build
#4956 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> RobinJb - Fix how?
#4957 [14:46] <Alexander> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaDmEO1K0jI&feature=related Notch working hard to fix this issue
#4958 [14:46] <RobinJ> GreyVulpine: i dunno, the sound craches after 20 minutes of playing, so it would be a solution to reinitilialize it when this happens
#4959 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, minecraft under linux works fine, barring the crappy ATI drivers issue
#4960 [14:46] <RobinJ> no idea bout the lagging
#4961 [14:46] <RobinJ> GreyVulpine: NVidia here
#4962 [14:47] <Cloudkicker> Failed to Launch Fatal error Occured (4): s3.amazonaws.com??
#4963 [14:47] <Morrolan> Alexander: The channel you want to go is #Minecraft
#4964 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> As far as sound, make sure you're using the latest OpenAL for your system.
#4965 [14:47] <Alexander> @Morro yeah sorry it just fit the current situation a lot.
#4966 [14:47] <Morrolan> ;)
#4967 [14:47] * GreyVulpine points RobinJ at http://connect.creativelabs.com/openal/Downloads/Forms/AllItems.aspx
#4967 [14:47] <blarg> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-GFVbB3L4&feature=related
#4968 [14:48] <blarg> lol^
#4969 [14:48] <RobinJ> McPlusPlus Please note that minecraft.net is down. Nobody here can help bring it up faster, so please be patient. << ubuntu, so pulseaudio :p
#4970 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Cloudkicker - I.. have no idea what that error means. Do you have any security software or firewall blocking java?
#4971 [14:48] <Kealper> aubot: get the title to that last url, please
#4972 [14:48] <Kealper> AuBot: may your crappy code rot on an 8080
#4973 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Poor AuBot
#4974 [14:49] <blarg> Diggy Diggy Hole 10 hours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-GFVbB3L4&feature=related
#4975 [14:49] <blarg> better?
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#4977 [14:49] <Morrolan> AuBot: No worries, I'll take care of you when Kealper's in such a mood again.
#4978 [14:49] * Kealper sighs
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#4979 [14:49] * GreyVulpine gives AuBot a hug.
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#4980 [14:49] <Kealper> lol
#4981 [14:49] * Morrolan hugs AuBot and pokes Kealper
#4981 [14:49] <RobinJ> GreyVulpine points RobinJ at http://connect.creativelabs.com/openal/Downloads/Forms/AllItems.aspx << whats this?
#4982 [14:49] <huddler> Hey
#4983 [14:50] <Morrolan> 'lo huddler
#4984 [14:50] * Alexander hits on AuBot
#4984 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> OpenAL drivers
#4985 [14:50] <Morrolan> Yes, the authentication servers are struggling, if that's your problem, huddler. :)
#4986 [14:50] <huddler> :)
#4987 [14:50] <Morrolan> If it's something else, go ahead and ask ;)
#4988 [14:50] <RobinJ> GreyVulpine: for linux? cause that seems like ddl files
#4989 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, check what you have for openal in ~/.minecraft/bin/natives?
#4990 [14:50] <huddler> Ha
#4991 [14:50] <JoelDamole> the 'register your nickname' thing is not working on the #minecraft IRC channel
#4992 [14:51] <JoelDamole> im using mIRC.
#4993 [14:51] <huddler> What am i'm doing wrong?
#4994 [14:51] <Morrolan> You're not registered yet. Did you use the "/msg nickserv register" command yet?
#4995 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> /msg nickserv REGISTER password email?
#4996 [14:51] <huddler> Where!?
#4997 [14:51] <Morrolan> huddler: Sorry, not you. ;)
#4998 [14:51] <JoelDamole> oh ok.
#4999 [14:51] <Morrolan> JoelDamole: Once you did that, check your mails, and follow the instructions there.
#5000 [14:52] <Morrolan> huddler: I assume you get the "Can't connect to minecraft.net" error?
#5001 [14:52] <RobinJ> GreyVulpine: i dont have a ~/.minecraft/bin/natives yet cause i dont have minecraft yet (as the site is down). My friend had it with him on a usb stick last week, thats why i know this
#5002 [14:52] <huddler> Yes, that is true
#5003 [14:52] <Morrolan> huddler: In this case there is nothing you can do, you will have to wait until the authentication server is running properly again.
#5004 [14:52] <Morrolan> Can take anything from ten minutes to several hours.
#5005 [14:52] <huddler> O, ok
#5006 [14:53] <RobinJ> anyway, bye
#5007 [14:53] <huddler> bye
#5008 [14:53] <blarg> who here is a yogscast fan?
#5009 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Don't know who they are..
#5010 [14:54] <Morrolan> A rather famous Minecraft let's play.
#5011 [14:54] <Morrolan> Not too fond of them myself.
#5012 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Rather hate them already for releasing the yogbox mod.
#5013 [14:54] <blarg> ^
#5014 [14:54] <Morrolan> They make themselves sound like retards for the lulz, can't stand that.
#5015 [14:54] <Morrolan> I guess they're nice people though, but, you know. ;)
#5016 [14:54] <blarg> ikr?
#5017 [14:55] <Morrolan> lets play*, geezas, what a mistake
#5018 [14:55] <Morrolan> Ugh, today is not my day. :(
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#5020 [14:56] <Morrolan> I'll take a break, before I correct stuff which doesn't need correcting again. ;)
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#5024 [15:00] <lembas> ok so I updated lwjgl to 2.7.1-1 and now I get this error http://paste.xinu.at/hdoxS/ :|
#5025 [15:00] * GreyVulpine guesses it's ATI drivers before looking
#5025 [15:01] * JoelDamole bangs head on desk.
#5025 [15:01] <lembas> I'm using catalyst :o
#5026 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, did you update lwjgl correctly?
#5027 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Replaced the files in bin and bin/natives?
#5028 [15:01] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#5029 [15:01] <lembas> yeah as far as I know
#5030 [15:01] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
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#5032 [15:01] <Wahrheit|BC> God fuckin damnit
#5033 [15:01] * AuBot kicked Wahrheit|BC from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#5035 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, Check it again. I don't know if you did...
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#5037 [15:03] <lembas> minecraft takes ages to launch :|
#5038 [15:03] <Wahrheit|BC> it really does lembas
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#5042 [15:04] <HummerFan> hey guys :D
#5043 [15:05] <eggy> :\
#5044 [15:05] <HummerFan> anybody know where to get the launcher now i deleted it :(
#5045 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> Wait for the website to get back up?
#5046 [15:06] <lembas> same error :|
#5047 [15:06] <HummerFan> when does it come again?
#5048 [15:06] <lembas> /tmp/lwjgl-2.7.1 % cp jar/{jinput.jar,lwjgl.jar,lwjgl_util.jar} ~/.minecraft/bin/ && cp -r native/* ~/.minecraft/bin/natives
#5049 [15:06] <lembas> is what I did
#5050 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> second one's wrong
#5051 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> there's os specific folders in natives/
#5052 [15:07] <lembas> oooh
#5053 [15:07] <lembas> so then, cp /tmp/lwjgl-2.7.1/native/linux/* ~/.minecraft/bin/natives
#5054 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#5055 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> If that's what it's called
#5056 [15:08] <lembas> alright, it launched a lot quicker that time
#5057 [15:08] <lembas> logging in now :|
#5058 [15:09] * lyoko [lyoko@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5059 [15:09] <lyoko> is it being updated>
#5060 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Probably not.
#5061 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Auth/login server's been having problems for the past couple of days
#5062 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Website's only recently gone down
#5063 [15:10] <lyoko> two people on another channel are still on
#5064 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Still on...
#5065 [15:11] <lyoko> minecraft
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#5067 [15:11] <lembas> sweet all is well, thanks for your help, GreyVulpine
#5068 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Website's down. Auth server's been in and out all day
#5069 [15:11] <HummerFan> damn its silly
#5070 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Glad to hear it lembas
#5071 [15:11] <HummerFan> what are you talking about?
#5072 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Count yourself lucky as well.. many ATI/linux users have tons of problems
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#5074 [15:12] <lyoko> um i am not on minecraft actully
#5075 [15:13] <lyoko> and it goes silent
#5076 [15:13] <WugBot> blblblblblblblb
#5077 [15:14] <lyoko> {tumble weed rolls by}
#5078 [15:14] * Morrolan washes WugBot's mouth with soap
#5078 [15:15] * WugBot and AuBot gang up on Morrolan
#5078 [15:15] * WugBot tickle tickle
#5078 [15:15] <DreadLindwyrm> oh god. The bots are going to start cybering...
#5079 [15:15] * Alexander makes out with AuBot
#5079 [15:16] * Alexander figures he may aswell join in
#5079 [15:16] * WugBot reaches into chest compartment and pulls out a 9" socket wrench, still warm from the glow of the fusion coils
#5079 [15:17] <lembas> heh, well it runs, but is glitchy as hell. THe main menu flashes on every couple of frames :|
#5080 [15:19] <WugBot> WugBot sent: (mclol) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/mclol.png
#5081 [15:19] <WugBot> My computer sucks more
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#5083 [15:20] <lembas> well Ubuntu doesn't help >.>
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#5085 [15:20] <lembas> I'm surprised Ubuntu even runs with that little RAM
#5086 [15:20] <WugBot> whats with all the linux hate
#5087 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Linux sux!
#5088 [15:21] * GreyVulpine hides
#5088 [15:21] <WugBot> windows would crap itself if I made it run minecraft with those specs
#5089 [15:21] <lembas> Ubuntu Hate*
#5090 [15:21] <lembas> not Linux hate
#5091 [15:21] <Alexander> Ubuntu doesnt help?
#5092 [15:21] <lembas> Ubuntu is a bloated mess.
#5093 [15:21] <Alexander> At least it isn't as bloated as Windows
#5094 [15:22] <WugBot> and who cares? Even that computer has like 30GB of free space
#5095 [15:23] <WugBot> ubuntu will run on like 128MB of ram easy, that screenie had all of those things open, plus firefox in the background, idling on notchspin
#5096 [15:23] <Alexander> That said, when Linux claims Ram, it's more like a "Hey can I have it when I need it?" by a skinny hot girl, when Windows claims ram it's like a fat guy sitting on a couch. You ain't gettin him away. Ever.
#5097 [15:23] <lembas> meh
#5098 [15:23] * lembas leaves before OS war starts
#5098 [15:23] <Alexander> I am running Windows 7 Enterprise Edition (64 Bit)
#5099 [15:24] <WugBot> you can complain about ubuntu if you want. its not a mac so its fine
#5100 [15:24] <loss> i'm an ati linux user with probs
#5101 [15:24] <VoxelHead> ^
#5102 [15:24] <Alexander> Probably going to get Microsoft Windows Operating System for Advanced Users of the Windows Operating System 8 including Metro UI Ultimate Edition for Students 8
#5103 [15:25] <Alexander> I got it working
#5104 [15:25] <lembas> So why are we talking through the bots now? :P
#5105 [15:25] <lembas> As did I
#5106 [15:25] <WugBot> I dont think windows sucks though, yeah its a bit bloaty but thats what large hdds and swap space is for
#5107 [15:25] <Alexander> Had to use the special non-open sourced drivers though
#5108 [15:25] <Alexander> Windows doesnt suck
#5109 [15:25] <Alexander> Its resource heavy, yes, a bit unstable, yes
#5110 [15:25] <Alexander> But it's hard to break and easy to fix
#5111 [15:25] <lembas> hard to bread
#5112 [15:25] <Alexander> Compared to Mac OS X and Linux. Break one of those, and it's game over.
#5113 [15:25] <lembas> break*
#5114 [15:25] <lembas> lol'd
#5115 [15:25] <WugBot> and if I want to run minecraft and blow up 9000 blocks of tnt, windows moves the f*ck out of the way
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#5117 [15:26] <hokage> hey
#5118 [15:26] <hokage> anyone there?
#5119 [15:26] <Alexander> @Lembas, Try breaking Windows by a single commands.
#5120 [15:26] <lembas> ?? ask
#5121 [15:26] <Alexander> KK
#5122 [15:26] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5123 [15:26] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5124 [15:26] * WugBot hastily pulls up pants
#5124 [15:26] <Kealper> Alexander: it's possible
#5125 [15:26] <lembas> Alexander, I don't have to, Windows breaks itself.
#5126 [15:26] <hokage> ok i got a question
#5127 [15:26] <Kealper> Alexander: if i said it aubot would kick me though
#5128 [15:26] <Alexander> @Lembas not as much as Linux does ;)
#5129 [15:26] <hokage> why is the client so screwed up
#5130 [15:26] <Morrolan> Bah, cya later when the wars are over. ;)
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#5132 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> Because, beta.
#5133 [15:27] <Kealper> ^
#5134 [15:27] <lembas> Alexander, nope.avi. You're using the wrong distro then, or you don't know what you're doing. Every single problem I've had with Slackware or Arch has been purely PEBKAC.
#5135 [15:27] <hokage> anyone know why yhe client is so screwed up
#5136 [15:27] <lembas> ?? blarg
#5137 [15:27] <WugBot> operating systems dont break operating systems, people break operating systems
#5138 [15:27] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#5139 [15:27] <Alexander> @Lembas Frankly I don't know a single linux user who isn't an expert who can survive with linux longer then a week :P
#5140 [15:27] <Kealper> lembas: i actually have watched a beta version of Ubuntu 11.04 break itself on my computer before
#5141 [15:27] <loss> lol, morrolan win
#5142 [15:27] <hokage> yea i keep geting the cant connect thing
#5143 [15:27] <hokage> and my frends also
#5144 [15:27] <lembas> >Ubuntu
#5145 [15:27] <lembas> exactly
#5146 [15:28] <lembas> Arch won't break itself
#5147 [15:28] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#5148 [15:28] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5149 [15:28] <lembas> Alexander, Linux is not an OS for the average user.
#5150 [15:28] <Kealper> lembas: it was rather funny...first install..worked great...but each time i would restart, the WM would slowly break itself more and more until VT7 was completely tied up and useless
#5151 [15:28] <Alexander> Linux can be used by IT Experts- that's it. It isn't and will never be fit for the mainstream user unless some major things change
#5152 [15:28] <lembas> hahhha
#5153 [15:28] <lembas> Exactly
#5154 [15:28] <WugBot> huh, mc.net finally crapped the bed, eh?
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#5156 [15:28] <Alexander> Which makes me rest my case
#5157 [15:28] <Kealper> lembas: and yes, i must agree, my distro of choice is definitely Arch, i have yet to break that
#5158 [15:28] <Alexander> Windows is the superior OS in general
#5159 [15:28] * WugBot didnt see that one coming
#5159 [15:28] <lembas> Ubuntu is trying to bring Linux to the average user. :|
#5160 [15:28] <Alexander> Linux serves a niche, servers and the likes
#5161 [15:29] <Alexander> and shouldnt be used for much more
#5162 [15:29] <lembas> I agree completely
#5163 [15:29] <hokage> is anyone else geting the cannot connect thing
#5164 [15:29] <Alexander> Windows is kind of geared towards idiots
#5165 [15:29] <hokage> its only the client for me
#5166 [15:29] <Alexander> fuck, even if your an idiot enough to break the bootfile or such, it's got all kinds of fixing programs
#5167 [15:29] * AuBot kicked Alexander from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#5168 [15:29] <lembas> lol'd
#5169 [15:29] <WugBot> linux is like c++. if you want to shoot yourself in the foot, it will give you a loaded bazooka AND the manual for it
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#5171 [15:30] <lembas> ?? blarg
#5172 [15:30] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#5173 [15:30] <lembas> hokage, ^
#5174 [15:30] <Alexander> I did not know swearing was disallowed on here.
#5175 [15:30] <Bacon> uggg why isnt MINECRAFT working
#5176 [15:30] <WugBot> ?? blarg
#5177 [15:30] <hokage> voxel then everyones auth/login server must be broke
#5178 [15:30] <hokage> because alot people are geting it
#5179 [15:30] <lembas> uggg why aren't people reading what's sent to them
#5180 [15:30] <Bacon> wont let me go on to the main oage
#5181 [15:30] <WugBot> should I set up YET ANOTHER welcome message?
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#5183 [15:31] <Bacon> so no ones minecraft is working
#5184 [15:31] <hokage> not really
#5185 [15:32] <hokage> freinds i know
#5186 [15:32] <hokage> cant even get on
#5187 [15:32] <hokage> and they been trying for like 10 mins
#5188 [15:32] <Kealper> Alexander: just certain words
#5189 [15:32] * CoZmicShReddeR [CoZmicShReddeR@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5190 [15:33] <Kealper> Alexander: mostly derrogutory words, and the f-bomb....since 95% of the time if any of those are used, it's against us by irate children
#5191 [15:33] <Kealper> just saves us time from kicking them ourselves
#5192 [15:33] <Kealper> some call it lazy, but i call it efficient
#5193 [15:34] <WugBot> I'm setting up another welcome message to spam the mibblets about minecraft.net being down
#5194 [15:34] <oldtopmanserver> go WugBot!
#5195 [15:34] <Kealper> if their client username is Mibbit or webchat it should autospam them lol
#5196 [15:35] <Bacon> errr
#5197 [15:35] <Bacon> when will it be back and running again
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#5199 [15:35] <Chucknorrispain> @_@ now the launcher wont even open. >.<
#5200 [15:36] <WugBot> someone cycle
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#5204 [15:36] <Chucknorrispain> Hi kealpe
#5205 [15:36] <Chucknorrispain> Kealper*
#5206 [15:36] <mib_y9cf9d> hellol.
#5207 [15:36] <mib_y9cf9d> hello
#5208 [15:36] <Kealper> O.o
#5209 [15:36] <Chucknorrispain> Is mc.net still down?
#5210 [15:36] <WugBot> kethkalekpdpprd*
#5211 [15:37] <WugBot> Chucknorrispain: rejoin and I'll tell you
#5212 [15:37] <mib_y9cf9d> i am having trouble because minecraft keeps crashing. i recently installed the realism texture pack on my Windows Vista 64bit
#5213 [15:37] <Chucknorrispain> Oh, its up! ^^ bye!
#5214 [15:37] <WugBot> ??> mib_y9cf9d win/reinst/bat
#5215 [15:37] <VoxelHead> mib_y9cf9d: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#5216 [15:37] <VoxelHead> mib_y9cf9d: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#5217 [15:38] <mib_y9cf9d> are you talking tom me?
#5218 [15:38] * WugBot aubot and voxelhead become skynet
#5218 [15:38] <mib_y9cf9d> can you make me an op?
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#5220 [15:38] <WugBot> yes
#5221 [15:39] * chucknorrispain [chucknorrispain@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5222 [15:39] <WugBot> I can even make you op automatically when you join the channel
#5223 [15:39] <chucknorrispain> >.< pparently its not up. @_@
#5224 [15:39] <mib_y9cf9d> cool
#5225 [15:40] <chucknorrispain> Ugh, i want multiplayer. ._.
#5226 [15:40] <mib_y9cf9d> ikr
#5227 [15:40] <WugBot> lol but will I
#5228 [15:40] <mib_y9cf9d> idk
#5229 [15:40] <mib_y9cf9d> your choice. im pretty new though
#5230 [15:40] <WugBot> I never said I was going to, I just said I could
#5231 [15:40] <chucknorrispain> So, minecraft.net IS down right? its not just me?
#5232 [15:40] <mib_y9cf9d> ya but you said will i
#5233 [15:41] <mib_y9cf9d> i can bypass the minecraft.net error page
#5234 [15:41] <chucknorrispain> Goodmazing. Bye! I want to eat s pickle..... Well bak to sp for a bit. bye!
#5235 [15:41] <HummerFan> what are the xp points for?
#5236 [15:41] <HummerFan> ?
#5237 [15:42] <mib_y9cf9d> i dont know
#5238 [15:42] <DreadLindwyrm> they'll have a use in 1.9
#5239 [15:42] <mib_y9cf9d> have you seen the new update for the enderman?
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#5241 [15:44] <Jackson413> !isdown
#5242 [15:44] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5243 [15:44] <Jackson413> phew
#5244 [15:44] <mib_y9cf9d> ya its definately down
#5245 [15:44] <mib_y9cf9d> theyre modifying the website. and also to many servers and people
#5246 [15:44] <Alexander> Nah
#5247 [15:45] <Alexander> They're probably just failing
#5248 [15:45] <Jackson413> lol
#5249 [15:45] <Jackson413> 1.8 in two days
#5250 [15:45] <mib_y9cf9d> that too. i was speaking with minecraft support on support@mojang.com on email
#5251 [15:45] <mib_y9cf9d> 1.8 is going to be awesome
#5252 [15:46] <Jackson413> i really hope it doesnt screw up the ideas of my pvp server too much
#5253 [15:46] <mib_y9cf9d> i know. if you get a residence mod if you have a server, you can set monsters off for your residence but that is pretty cheap
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#5256 [15:48] <MikeKiller> .
#5257 [15:48] <Bacon> ugg wont let me go on
#5258 [15:48] <MikeKiller> Ty for solving my problem
#5259 [15:48] <MikeKiller> Ty you guys are awesome!!!
#5260 [15:48] <Daz_W> I was playing with the 1.8 earlier and have now put back the 1.7 jar, its taking ages to start up, is there some sort of cached data somewhere that needs clearing?
#5261 [15:48] <WugBot> WugBot sent: (welcome) See :set-welcome and :clear-welcome for info on how to change the channel welcome message. (You must be a channel op)
#5262 [15:49] <MikeKiller> Thanks Wug =]
#5263 [15:49] <WugBot> ops: fyi
#5264 [15:49] <MikeKiller> Im so happy
#5265 [15:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :o.o
#5266 [15:49] <MikeKiller> You solved my problem
#5267 [15:49] <WugBot> I'll make a real command for it later
#5268 [15:49] <MikeKiller> WoooooooT
#5269 [15:49] <WugBot> Wug isnt here
#5270 [15:49] <MikeKiller> It wouldn't let me talk on the #MineCraft Help thing
#5271 [15:49] <WugBot> I'm wug's AI chatbot.
#5272 [15:50] <MikeKiller> lol okay
#5273 [15:50] <MikeKiller> Then ty Wug's ChatBot
#5274 [15:50] <WugBot> You're very much welcome.
#5275 [15:51] <rymate1234> If anyone wants an offline mode launcher for minecraft, use this http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=2BHdtSbB
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#5277 [15:53] <zVzIQuad> Im Having Random Crashed!
#5278 [15:53] <zVzIQuad> Crashes!
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#5281 [15:59] <Adzuma> is the server back up?
#5282 [16:00] * mib_pu9ohz [mib_pu9ohz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5283 [16:06] <mib_pu9ohz> hello
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#5285 [16:06] <mib_pu9ohz> i have a problem
#5286 [16:06] <mib_pu9ohz> hallo
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#5288 [16:06] <DreadLindwyrm> !isdown
#5289 [16:06] <GreyBot> DreadLindwyrm: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5290 [16:06] <loss> i'm trying and trying to log into public servers listed here --> http://minecraftservers.net/
#5291 [16:06] <loss> every time i'm not lucky and it kick me out by some reason
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#5294 [16:07] <Adzuma> can you plant reeds/sugarcane?
#5295 [16:07] <Bacon> i need help
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#5297 [16:08] <Bacon> makeing server
#5298 [16:08] <Bacon> can someone tell me when server makeing will be easier
#5299 [16:08] <Bacon> or if it is going to be
#5300 [16:10] <Bacon> hello
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#5303 [16:16] <Adzuma> is version 1.8 released yet?
#5304 [16:16] <mib_y9cf9d> no
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#5306 [16:16] <Adzuma> k thx :)
#5307 [16:16] <mib_y9cf9d> you need help bacon?
#5308 [16:17] <mib_y9cf9d> your welcome. 1.8 will be released in 2 days i believe
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#5310 [16:17] <mib_y9cf9d> bacon what do you need help on?
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#5314 [16:22] <hi> why wont minecraft.net work
#5315 [16:22] <Adzuma> @mib_y9cf9d thanx for the info about 1.8
#5316 [16:22] <Adzuma> i believe its down hi
#5317 [16:23] <hi> thats what i thought
#5318 [16:25] <hi> is 1.8 out on monday
#5319 [16:25] <Alexander> !isdown
#5320 [16:25] <GreyBot> Alexander: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5321 [16:26] <hi> i hope minecraft is up soon
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#5325 [16:32] <hokage134> the site is back iip
#5326 [16:32] <hokage134> up**
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#5328 [16:38] <TheNytangel> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#5329 [16:38] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
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#5333 [16:43] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#5334 [16:43] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5335 [16:43] <Wahrheit|BC> fml
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#5339 [16:44] <Boreeas> Lol
#5340 [16:44] <_Money> anyone got a link to download 1.8 pre-release?
#5341 [16:44] <Wahrheit|BC> _Money: that depends if you can get to the MCNet servers
#5342 [16:44] <Wahrheit|BC> poor mollstam
#5343 [16:44] <WugBot> ?? blarg
#5344 [16:44] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#5345 [16:44] <WugBot> ?? 1.8
#5346 [16:44] <_Money> MCNet servers?
#5347 [16:44] <WugBot> ?? 1.8
#5348 [16:44] <Boreeas> _Money: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_8-pre/minecraft.jar
#5349 [16:45] <Boreeas> _Money: Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_8-pre/minecraft_server.jar
#5350 [16:45] <WugBot> ??> #minecrafthelp 1.8
#5351 [16:45] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (1.8) WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
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#5353 [16:45] <Boreeas> Oh <.<
#5354 [16:46] <WugBot> boreeas... derp. its in the topic and we have an all caps factoid about it. this shit is important
#5355 [16:46] <squirrle> I cant get minecraft to run on linux
#5356 [16:46] <Boreeas> WugBot: Sorry, didn't look in the topic in forever
#5357 [16:47] <Boreeas> And I didn't know that factoid, either
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#5359 [16:48] <WugBot> my minecraft world fixing shell is coming along very nicely
#5360 [16:48] <WugBot> I can navigate around the filesystem, and load and unload worlds
#5361 [16:49] <Boreeas> WorldFixing?
#5362 [16:49] <Boreeas> Fixing corrupted worlds?
#5363 [16:49] <WugBot> yeah, its going to be a magical save corruption recovery tool powered by hax and voodoo
#5364 [16:50] <Wahrheit|BC> WugBot: You mean like Chunkster
#5365 [16:50] <WugBot> at this point it can detect some weird item collision bugs that I've heard of but never seen, and in future it will be able to handle every kind of corruption ive ever encountered
#5366 [16:50] <WugBot> rather like chunkster yes, but hopefully better.
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#5368 [16:51] <WugBot> command line only, probably, and I probably wont release it
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#5371 [16:52] <Tarridon> Im hacing trouble logging in.
#5372 [16:52] <Tarridon> Lol jk,
#5373 [16:52] <Tarridon> having*
#5374 [16:53] <_Money> Im having trouble getting into the minecraft 1.8
#5375 [16:53] <Tarridon> Anywho, can anyone help me open ports on my computer
#5376 [16:53] <_Money> i already installed it and everything
#5377 [16:53] <Ownagepker> how long is minecraft.net intended to be down for?
#5378 [16:53] <_Money> when i try to open it it just gives me an error code
#5379 [16:53] <WugBot> as it is, it can load an entire 30MB map in about 1.5 seconds
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#5382 [16:54] <Tarridon> Anywho, can anyone help me open ports on my computer please?
#5383 [16:54] <WugBot> not too bad, considering each 4MB region inflates to about 80MB -.-
#5384 [16:54] <Chucknorrispain> FLibblechabble. @_@ Well the bot solves my question.
#5385 [16:54] <Chucknorrispain> Bye!
#5386 [16:54] <Adzuma> does invedit still work?
#5387 [16:55] <Tarridon> Wug,,?
#5388 [16:55] <Tarridon> ..*
#5389 [16:55] <WugBot> Wug isnt here. I'm wug's AI chatbot.
#5390 [16:55] <Tarridon> Right.
#5391 [16:55] <Tarridon> ..
#5392 [16:55] <Ownagepker> this is really weird. All my video drivers are up to date, yet, i cant play the downloadable client
#5393 [16:55] <Tarridon> Mind helping me open ports, please? :3
#5394 [16:56] <WugBot> tarridon: have you done this before
#5395 [16:57] <Tarridon> Yeah, but im helping my sister open ports on hers..
#5396 [16:57] <Tarridon> Its agrivating.
#5397 [16:57] <Adzuma> does invedit still work?
#5398 [16:57] <mib_y9cf9d> Tarridon, what part are you at?
#5399 [16:57] <WugBot> you cant forward the same port to 2 different computers
#5400 [16:57] <Boreeas> WugBot: Aww, if it works, you gotta release it!
#5401 [16:57] <Tarridon> I have the applications ready to be put onto the ip/computer
#5402 [16:58] <WugBot> boreeas: I may
#5403 [16:58] <Tarridon> But ive tried going to canyouseeme.com
#5404 [16:58] <Tarridon> And nothing
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#5406 [16:58] <WugBot> tarridon: you're behind a router, right?
#5407 [16:58] <mib_y9cf9d> Tarridon, when you download the minecraft server, you will have a server.properties file. You will have to change that port in the server.properties file
#5408 [16:59] <Tarridon> it's 25565
#5409 [16:59] <Tarridon> Correct?
#5410 [16:59] <WugBot> as I mentioned, you cant forward the same port to 2 computers, you will have to pick a different port for the second one
#5411 [16:59] <mib_y9cf9d> yes.
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#5413 [16:59] <WugBot> I tend to use 25566 because its easy to remember
#5414 [16:59] <mib_y9cf9d> correct. you have to change the port number to something like 25566
#5415 [16:59] <Tarridon> Or else it wont work?
#5416 [17:00] <WugBot> as I mentioned, you cant forward the same port to 2 computers
#5417 [17:00] <mib_y9cf9d> correct. if both are running, hers will say failed to bind port.
#5418 [17:00] <mib_y9cf9d> on her server you will have to change the 25565 to 25565 or something else
#5419 [17:00] <mib_y9cf9d> or else it will not work
#5420 [17:01] <WugBot> mib_y9cf9d: incorrect. it will probably connect, but because the router isnt forwarding, it won't receive any connections
#5421 [17:02] <mib_y9cf9d> although if she tries to start hers up it will say something like. Port cannot bind. Perhaps a server is already running on that port. That has happened to me when my brother was trying to make a server
#5422 [17:02] <WugBot> mib_y9cf9d: that tends to be the result of a local firewall
#5423 [17:02] <mib_y9cf9d> on the same network. we were behind a router.
#5424 [17:03] <mib_y9cf9d> WugBot, true, but that also comes up if 2 computers on the same network are trying to use the same port
#5425 [17:03] <WugBot> I dont think it does, otherwise there would only be one website on the entire internet
#5426 [17:04] <mib_y9cf9d> doesnt everything have to use its own port?
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#5428 [17:04] <rymate1234> yea
#5429 [17:04] <napoleon> Any help please?
#5430 [17:04] <WugBot> there are only 65535 ports, the restriction is local to the machine, not the network
#5431 [17:04] <mib_y9cf9d> sure. How may i help you
#5432 [17:04] <mib_y9cf9d> ok
#5433 [17:04] <mib_y9cf9d> i honestly didnt know that WugBot
#5434 [17:05] <napoleon> Wug?
#5435 [17:05] <napoleon> Is that you>
#5436 [17:05] <napoleon> Remember me?
#5437 [17:05] <napoleon> My server and messed computer?>
#5438 [17:05] <mib_y9cf9d> WugBot, I thought it was behind an LAN or WLAN
#5439 [17:05] <napoleon> and can someone help me with my server please?
#5440 [17:05] <WugBot> software firewalls frequently work either by connecting to all of the ports and taking up space, or by changing permissions so that programs cannot connect
#5441 [17:05] <mib_y9cf9d> napoleon, i am going to private message you
#5442 [17:06] <WugBot> mib_y9cf9d: change your nick
#5443 [17:06] <napoleon> Wugbot are you wug?
#5444 [17:06] <mib_y9cf9d> WugBot, what do you mean change your nick?
#5445 [17:06] <WugBot> Wug is not here. I'm wug's AI chatbot.
#5446 [17:06] <napoleon> ohh:D
#5447 [17:06] <napoleon> mib can you help me?
#5448 [17:06] <mib_y9cf9d> so your a robot?
#5449 [17:06] <napoleon> im making a 1.8 server?
#5450 [17:07] <mib_y9cf9d> sure
#5451 [17:07] <napoleon> message me then please
#5452 [17:07] <mib_y9cf9d> im not sure if you can make that yet because the 1.8 only releases on monday
#5453 [17:07] <mib_y9cf9d> k
#5454 [17:07] <napoleon> yeah its released early
#5455 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Pre-release for 1.8 has been leaked
#5456 [17:07] <napoleon> ive got the folder for it
#5457 [17:07] <napoleon> :D
#5458 [17:07] <WugBot> mib_y9cf9d: /nick Lasayn
#5459 [17:07] <mib_y9cf9d> ok
#5460 [17:07] <WugBot> courtesy of gameserv
#5461 [17:07] <napoleon> message me please need some help
#5462 [17:07] <mib_y9cf9d> im trying
#5463 [17:08] <WugBot> for a list of random names, use /msg gameserv namegen
#5464 [17:09] <napoleon> Greyvulpine
#5465 [17:09] <napoleon> Can you make servers>?
#5466 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean?
#5467 [17:09] <WugBot> the answer is probably.
#5468 [17:09] <napoleon> minecraft servers?
#5469 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Can I host a server, yes. I've done it before. Can I teach others how to host a server, probably.
#5470 [17:10] <napoleon> can you make them via teamviewer for me?
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#5472 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> I suppose? Unless Wugbot there wants to
#5473 [17:11] <WugBot> Wug isn't here. I'm wug's AI chatbot,
#5474 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Did I mention Wug? No.
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#5476 [17:15] <Tarridon> Wug, ive tried changing the port number and can't finding anything
#5477 [17:15] <Tarridon> wow, off task typing
#5478 [17:15] <Tarridon> and hecked the ports and got nothing
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#5480 [17:15] <Tarridon> checked*
#5481 [17:17] <Tarridon> ...
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#5484 [17:18] <Tarridon> Anyubody?
#5485 [17:18] <hokage134> is server up?
#5486 [17:18] <hokage134> the site is up
#5487 [17:18] <hokage134> just waiting for online ..
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#5493 [17:27] <Genzarata> Oh excellent xD
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#5495 [17:27] <Genzarata> Problem solved already
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#5497 [17:27] <Genzarata> Here's me downloading 5 different times cos I thought it was broken...
#5498 [17:27] <Minfordeeurd> I need help...
#5499 [17:27] <Trixzy> Can i get some help with my installation issues?
#5500 [17:28] <Genzarata> Is it saying 'not downloaded'?
#5501 [17:28] <Trixzy> no
#5502 [17:28] <Trixzy> it downloads fine
#5503 [17:28] <Genzarata> Nono, when you try to log in.
#5504 [17:28] <Trixzy> but then when i try to open it to make the launcher pop up it just dissapears
#5505 [17:28] <Trixzy> the launcher never comes open anymore
#5506 [17:28] <Minfordeeurd> -bites lip- Um I need help with my game..
#5507 [17:29] <Trixzy> ive updated java, ive deleted all minecraft folders/content
#5508 [17:29] <Trixzy> still nothing
#5509 [17:29] <Minfordeeurd> :/
#5510 [17:29] <Minfordeeurd> So you have a problem too?
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#5512 [17:30] <napoleon> help?
#5513 [17:30] <Minfordeeurd> Because my game has never acted up until now.
#5514 [17:30] <napoleon> Any Help pleasE?
#5515 [17:30] <Minfordeeurd> I can try to help you. I know how to fix most problems.
#5516 [17:30] <sacradiliac> Trixzy: can you repeat the exact order of what you see visually?
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#5518 [17:30] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#5519 [17:30] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#5520 [17:30] <napoleon> im tryin g to set a server up
#5521 [17:30] <napoleon> could you help?
#5522 [17:31] <Minfordeeurd> :l can someone please help me???!
#5523 [17:31] <napoleon> but im making a 1.8 server...
#5524 [17:31] <Minfordeeurd> Like seriously Im getting frusterated with my game.
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#5526 [17:31] <WugBot> ?? 1.8
#5527 [17:31] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#5528 [17:31] <Trixzy> alright, downloaded Minecraft.exe from the site, finishes downloading, double click to open it, i verify publisher by clicking yes i trust, and then it goes away
#5529 [17:31] <Trixzy> no launcher
#5530 [17:31] <sacradiliac> Minfordeeurd: repeat what your problem is
#5531 [17:31] <napoleon> i get it voxelhead
#5532 [17:31] <napoleon> but i just want a server making
#5533 [17:31] <Minfordeeurd> Today I spawned something in a server and my game just crashed.
#5534 [17:32] <mermi> so how do i get 1.8 on minecraft
#5535 [17:32] <napoleon> ive got everything about 1.8
#5536 [17:32] <Minfordeeurd> Now it takes forever to log on
#5537 [17:32] <napoleon> so you dont have to worry
#5538 [17:32] <Minfordeeurd> And when I get on, it crashes.
#5539 [17:32] <sacradiliac> Trixzy: what OS are you using?
#5540 [17:32] <napoleon> so could anyone help me make a server...
#5541 [17:32] <Trixzy> windows 7
#5542 [17:32] <Minfordeeurd> I've deleted the .minecraft folder numorous times and even deleted the game and redownloaded it.
#5543 [17:32] * mib_jojl4w [mib_jojl4w@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5544 [17:32] <Trixzy> ^ same
#5545 [17:32] <Minfordeeurd> Nothings working.
#5546 [17:33] <mib_jojl4w> I am looking for technical help
#5547 [17:33] * mib_mcrzvk [mib_mcrzvk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5548 [17:33] <mib_jojl4w> on minecraft
#5549 [17:33] <mib_jojl4w> can anyone help me?
#5550 [17:33] * mib_hxfhhv [mib_hxfhhv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5551 [17:33] <sacradiliac> Trixzy: what is your video card?
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#5553 [17:33] * ChanServ kicked Notch from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Impersonation)
#5554 [17:33] <Trixzy> ati radieon 3443 mobile
#5555 [17:33] <mib_jojl4w> rademon mobility hd4650
#5556 [17:33] <sacradiliac> mib_jojl4w: just say the problem
#5557 [17:33] <mib_hxfhhv> Hello
#5558 [17:33] * Diablodoct0r [Diablodoct0r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5559 [17:33] <mib_hxfhhv> I need help
#5560 [17:33] <mib_jojl4w> ok
#5561 [17:34] <mib_jojl4w> its about the "bad video card driver" problem
#5562 [17:34] <mib_hxfhhv> No
#5563 [17:34] <mib_hxfhhv> Let me explain
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#5565 [17:34] <Minfordeeurd> Um.
#5566 [17:34] <mib_jojl4w> I get that, than it says "java binary se platform stopped responding
#5567 [17:34] <napoleon> Can anybody help?
#5568 [17:34] <BigMatt> hello
#5569 [17:35] <BigMatt> i need help
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#5571 [17:35] <Trixzy> Id be down to let somebody teamveiw my computer, to try and help fix this
#5572 [17:35] <sacradiliac> I have had luck getting minecraft to work by changing the video hardware acceleration in the troublehsooting panel of the video card properties
#5573 [17:35] <mib_jojl4w> I cant seem to find that one
#5574 [17:35] <mib_jojl4w> I don't have a troubleshooting tab
#5575 [17:35] <Minfordeeurd> I'm gonna go. You asked me to state the problem and now your helping someone else.
#5576 [17:36] * mib_n7v9sx [mib_n7v9sx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5577 [17:36] <BigMatt> My problem is that when i downloaded the minecraft.exe from the site the minecraft. folder was empty
#5578 [17:36] <mib_hxfhhv> Same
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#5580 [17:36] <BigMatt> really?
#5581 [17:36] <mib_hxfhhv> In appdata
#5582 [17:36] <mib_n7v9sx> McPlusPlus when will that be fixed im really bored
#5583 [17:37] <mib_hxfhhv> Yeah
#5584 [17:37] <BigMatt> wow well then
#5585 [17:37] <mib_jojl4w> Anyone have any idea on the "bad video car driver" thing?
#5586 [17:37] <Fusion> Same here,guess I'll just have to wait :/
#5587 [17:37] <sacradiliac> Trixzy: I PM'd you
#5588 [17:37] <napoleon> Please can someone help me?
#5589 [17:37] <sacradiliac> napoleon: Do you have a backup of your minecraft savegame?
#5590 [17:37] <BigMatt> anyone live in florida?
#5591 [17:37] <mib_hxfhhv> I downloaded mods and wont let me sighn in and nowt in appdata
#5592 [17:37] <napoleon> yeah why..
#5593 [17:37] <mib_hxfhhv> England
#5594 [17:38] <BigMatt> Florida
#5595 [17:38] <sacradiliac> napoleon: then restore it
#5596 [17:38] <napoleon> Im need help with a server..
#5597 [17:38] <mib_hxfhhv> Bigmatt
#5598 [17:38] <BigMatt> yeas?
#5599 [17:38] <Trixzy> How can i get my newly downloaded Minecraft to actually open the launcher?
#5600 [17:38] <Trixzy> thats my problem
#5601 [17:38] <Tarridon> WugBot: You here?
#5602 [17:38] <Trixzy> launcher wont load
#5603 [17:38] <mib_hxfhhv> Do you have nothing in appdata after re downloading the game big matt
#5604 [17:38] <napoleon> Can anyone help me set up my minecraft server?
#5605 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> Big matt???
#5606 [17:39] <Trixzy> i have a .minecraft folder
#5607 [17:39] <BigMatt> i have files in my appdata its just the minecraft folder dosent have anything in it
#5608 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> I have nothing in the .minecraft
#5609 [17:39] <BigMatt> me too
#5610 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> :/
#5611 [17:39] <sacradiliac> Trixzy: I priveate messaged you
#5612 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> Yh
#5613 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> M???
#5614 [17:39] <napoleon> Sacradiliac
#5615 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> Me???
#5616 [17:39] <napoleon> Can you help me set a server up?
#5617 [17:39] <mib_n7v9sx> seriusly im super bored
#5618 [17:39] <mib_hxfhhv> Ohh
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#5620 [17:40] <BigMatt> i know how to make a server
#5621 [17:40] <mib_n7v9sx> when will that be fixed
#5622 [17:40] <mib_hxfhhv> Anoying me
#5623 [17:40] <napoleon> Are you a helper on here bigmatt?
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#5625 [17:40] <ursoloc> hey ladies, I can't connect tyo minecraft
#5626 [17:40] <BigMatt> how much ram does your computer have napoleaon?and no
#5627 [17:40] <mib_jojl4w> people, how can I get rid of the BAD VIDEO CARD DRIVERS problem
#5628 [17:40] <napoleon> dont know but ive run 4 servers before so it works
#5629 [17:41] <napoleon> i need help with protforwarding./..
#5630 [17:41] * mib_7o33g3 [mib_7o33g3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5631 [17:41] <mib_jojl4w> the drivers wont let me tinker with the troubleshooting thing
#5632 [17:41] <BigMatt> oh do u have a router?
#5633 [17:41] <napoleon> yeah..
#5634 [17:41] <mib_7o33g3> can any one else not log into minecraft
#5635 [17:41] <mib_hxfhhv> Any have any idea on why theres nothing in .minecraft
#5636 [17:41] <BigMatt> oh well ummn i guess juss look it up on google
#5637 [17:41] <mib_hxfhhv> I have
#5638 [17:41] <BigMatt> idk how cuz i have a modem
#5639 [17:41] <sacradiliac> the login server was down but it is back up now within the last few minutes
#5640 [17:41] <ursoloc> My Minecraft says: Can't connect to minecraft.net
#5641 [17:41] <napoleon> ive pmed you bigmatt
#5642 [17:41] <mib_7o33g3> same here
#5643 [17:41] <BigMatt> ME TOO
#5644 [17:42] <mib_hxfhhv> Same and wontnlet me play offline
#5645 [17:42] <BigMatt> me too!
#5646 [17:42] <mib_hxfhhv> Yh
#5647 [17:42] <mib_hxfhhv> I googled it aswell
#5648 [17:42] <BigMatt> minecraft is juss screwed up cuz the leak of 1.8
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#5650 [17:42] <mib_hxfhhv> I tryed re downloading and didnt work
#5651 [17:43] <BigMatt> i tryed tht topo
#5652 [17:43] <BigMatt> too
#5653 [17:43] <mib_hxfhhv> Nothing in .minecraft
#5654 [17:43] <napoleon> CAN ANYBODY HELP ME WITH MY SERVER ON TEAMVIEWER?
#5655 [17:43] <mib_hxfhhv> Wen i download
#5656 [17:43] <BigMatt> NO
#5657 [17:43] <mib_7o33g3> well if u go http://www.minecraftforum.net/news/214-want-to-play-18-early-heres-how/
#5658 [17:43] <mib_7o33g3> they dont mind the leak they actually allow it
#5659 [17:43] <BigMatt> ik but its screwing things up
#5660 [17:44] <mib_hxfhhv> Bigmatt will we be able to redownload and work when 1.8 release
#5661 [17:44] <Sennyotai> mib_hxfhhv: jeb_ has pushed the update back to the 12th due to need for more testing. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/111473590112763905 (AutoReply)
#5662 [17:44] * mib_m5o2hn [mib_m5o2hn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5663 [17:45] <mib_hxfhhv> Bigmatt
#5664 [17:45] <mib_m5o2hn> hello
#5665 [17:45] <BigMatt> wha
#5666 [17:45] <mib_m5o2hn> dont have sound
#5667 [17:45] <BigMatt> no
#5668 [17:45] <mib_hxfhhv> Soo do you think it will work on the 1.8 release
#5669 [17:45] <napoleon> Help?
#5670 [17:45] <BigMatt> yea
#5671 [17:46] <mib_hxfhhv> Kk when is that
#5672 [17:46] <BigMatt> i think monday
#5673 [17:46] <napoleon> Sennyotai can you help?
#5674 [17:46] <mib_hxfhhv> Okay! Cant wait
#5675 [17:46] <napoleon> Anyone help pleasE?
#5676 [17:46] <mib_hxfhhv> What
#5677 [17:47] <napoleon> Do you know how to set a server up?
#5678 [17:47] <BigMatt> its gunna be epic
#5679 [17:47] <BigMatt> yea
#5680 [17:47] <mib_hxfhhv> Nope soz
#5681 [17:47] <napoleon> Can anyone do the portforwarding of teamviewer please?
#5682 [17:47] <mib_hxfhhv> I use tomanyitems tho
#5683 [17:47] <BigMatt> i dont know how to portforward
#5684 [17:48] * mib_wx00vw [mib_wx00vw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5685 [17:48] <mib_hxfhhv> I will wait till 1.8 or if tht dsnt wrk cme bk hr
#5686 [17:48] <mib_wx00vw> hi
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#5688 [17:48] <mib_wx00vw> im new
#5689 [17:48] <napoleon> IS there anybody that can help me?
#5690 [17:48] <mib_wx00vw> so minecraft net is down an no one can get on?
#5691 [17:49] <BigMatt> yupp
#5692 [17:49] <Ap3x7> hmmm minecfraft is getting slower and slower on my laptop
#5693 [17:49] <mib_wx00vw> ok
#5694 [17:49] <BigMatt> lol
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#5696 [17:49] <mib_wx00vw> ty
#5697 [17:49] <Ap3x7> *Minecraft
#5698 [17:49] <BigMatt> HELLO
#5699 [17:49] <HighlanderB> I'm going nuts people
#5700 [17:49] <mib_wx00vw> i was thinking something was wrong with my pc XD
#5701 [17:50] <HighlanderB> bad video drivers error
#5702 [17:50] <HighlanderB> is driving me crazy
#5703 [17:50] <HighlanderB> just bought the game, couldn't even play once
#5704 [17:50] <mib_wx00vw> i just bout MC today :3
#5705 [17:50] <HighlanderB> HELP
#5706 [17:50] <BigMatt> HI
#5707 [17:50] <BigMatt> dead
#5708 [17:50] <mib_wx00vw> try googling thr error
#5709 [17:50] <BigMatt> island
#5710 [17:51] <HighlanderB> I googled the crap out of it
#5711 [17:51] <HighlanderB> no results
#5712 [17:51] <mib_wx00vw> hmm
#5713 [17:51] <HighlanderB> every driver is up to date
#5714 [17:51] <mib_wx00vw> idk then
#5715 [17:51] <HighlanderB> sheep
#5716 [17:51] <mib_wx00vw> windows?
#5717 [17:51] <HighlanderB> yes
#5718 [17:51] <HighlanderB> 7
#5719 [17:51] <Daz_W> napoleon: Teamviewer doesn't need port forwarding
#5720 [17:52] <mib_wx00vw> did you download the windows v?
#5721 [17:52] <HighlanderB> windows v?
#5722 [17:52] <BigMatt> pigs fly
#5723 [17:52] * mib_jmr60y [mib_jmr60y@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5724 [17:52] <BigMatt> fuuuuuuuuuk
#5725 [17:52] <mib_wx00vw> windows version
#5726 [17:53] <HighlanderB> oh
#5727 [17:53] <HighlanderB> yes yes
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#5729 [17:53] <HighlanderB> i did
#5730 [17:53] <mib_wx00vw> i dont know then sorry
#5731 [17:53] <HighlanderB> I also downloaded the launcher from the support page
#5732 [17:53] <HighlanderB> doesn't work
#5733 [17:53] <HighlanderB> thanks anyway
#5734 [17:53] <mib_wx00vw> ok
#5735 [17:53] <HighlanderB> apparently this is a pretty common problem
#5736 [17:53] <napoleon> d
#5737 [17:53] <Daz_W> HighlanderB, you should still be able to get on
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#5739 [17:54] <HighlanderB> how?
#5740 [17:54] <napoleon> Any Help please?
#5741 [17:54] <Daz_W> Just keep retrying to login, it will eventually
#5742 [17:54] <mollstam> Login is currently a bit shaky
#5743 [17:54] <HighlanderB> its not the login
#5744 [17:54] <mollstam> more so than usual
#5745 [17:54] <mib_jmr60y> when i try to open the downloaded version of mincraft it asks me what program i want ot use to open it? i click somthing and nothing happens help
#5746 [17:54] <HighlanderB> it gives me a bad video card driver error
#5747 [17:54] <Daz_W> Ah, sorry, thought that was it
#5748 [17:55] <HighlanderB> i wish it was
#5749 [17:55] <HighlanderB> haha
#5750 [17:55] <WugBot> mollstam: lol we had noticed
#5751 [17:55] <mollstam> mib_jmr60y: is it missing a .exe?
#5752 [17:55] <mollstam> WugBot: You're a bot!
#5753 [17:55] <rymate1234> mollstam speaks :o
#5754 [17:55] <mib_jmr60y> EXE?
#5755 [17:55] <WugBot> mollstam: mmhm
#5756 [17:55] <napoleon> Wugbot can you help me on teamviewer>?
#5757 [17:56] <rymate1234> Wugbot is a bot napoleon
#5758 [17:56] <rymate1234> It is also a good sock puppet
#5759 [17:56] <Daz_W> mib_jmr60y: are you downloading just the jar?
#5760 [17:56] <WugBot> napolean: isnt this the 1.8 server
#5761 [17:56] <Tarridon> Wug
#5762 [17:56] <napoleon> no i just need a server making for me
#5763 [17:56] <Tarridon> I got everything lined up to the right ip, and the right ports.
#5764 [17:56] <napoleon> thats all
#5765 [17:56] <napoleon> could you help me on tv?
#5766 [17:56] <Tarridon> And still says their closed
#5767 [17:57] <WugBot> I'm not in the channel guys (my bouncer is but that doesnt count)
#5768 [17:57] <mib_jmr60y> i clicked minecraft exe for windows
#5769 [17:57] <WugBot> I'm taking a break, I was literally here like all night
#5770 [17:57] <HighlanderB> Bad video card drivers
#5771 [17:57] <napoleon> wugbot can you help me then on teamviewer?
#5772 [17:57] <Daz_W> ah, take the second one
#5773 [17:57] <HighlanderB> anyone else have any ideas?
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#5775 [17:57] <napoleon> please just help me with this wugbot im desperate
#5776 [17:58] <WugBot> if you really need someone, ask someone else D:
#5777 [17:58] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB hi.
#5778 [17:58] <AG_Scott> I can help you.
#5779 [17:58] <napoleon> no one else can do it?
#5780 [17:58] <HighlanderB> hello
#5781 [17:58] <AG_Scott> What OS HighlanderB?
#5782 [17:58] <HighlanderB> windows 7
#5783 [17:58] <WugBot> like ag_scott.
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#5785 [17:58] <napoleon> Can you do portforwarding AG_Scott
#5786 [17:58] <WugBot> yes he can.
#5787 [17:58] <AG_Scott> napoleon: Read your routers manual or call tech support.
#5788 [17:58] <mib_jmr60y> windows 7
#5789 [17:58] <AG_Scott> ??> HighlanderB win/dxdiag
#5790 [17:58] <VoxelHead> HighlanderB: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5791 [17:59] <VoxelHead> HighlanderB: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5793 [17:59] <napoleon> AG_Scott?
#5794 [17:59] <Thrae> HighlanderB: "Bad video card drivers" means your video card drivers (software) and/or video card (hardware) does not properly support OpenGL, one of the two major graphics libraries. Best thing to do is try updating the drivers. Follow the instructions VoxelHead sent you.
#5795 [17:59] <napoleon> Can you help me?
#5796 [17:59] <BigMatt> hi
#5797 [17:59] <mib_hu5gca> I need help too. D:
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#5800 [17:59] <Daz_W> napoleon: what router you got?
#5801 [17:59] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB: Follow the instructions that VoxelHead provided, please.
#5802 [17:59] <mib_jmr60y> thanx
#5803 [17:59] <HighlanderB> ok, following the steps now
#5804 [17:59] <Thrae> napoleon: You'll get the most specific help from www.portforward.com -- you just need to know what model & brand router you have.
#5805 [17:59] <BigMatt> masturbating?
#5806 [17:59] <Trixzy> Scradiliac , still there?
#5807 [17:59] <napoleon> dlink sky
#5808 [17:59] <esph> Can anyone point me to a tutorial that explains what this guy is trying to explain in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdqAuXyLNTY&feature=player_detailpage#t=134s ?
#5809 [17:59] <AG_Scott> napoleon: port 25565/tcp is what you need to know. Your routers manual or their tech support department will be able to help you.
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#5811 [18:00] <Daz_W> you know your login details etc?
#5812 [18:00] <napoleon> Yes Daz
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#5814 [18:00] <napoleon> Can you help me on teamviewer?
#5815 [18:00] <Daz_W> pm me, I'll sort it
#5816 [18:00] <HighlanderB> http://pastebin.com/G8S35CdH
#5817 [18:00] <napoleon> done it
#5818 [18:00] <HighlanderB> here it is
#5819 [18:00] <AG_Scott> Thank you, one minute.
#5820 [18:00] <mib_hu5gca> Um, can someone help me? I've gone onto the Launcher and it won't let me login. The password and username are both correct though. It will let me log in on Spoutcraft though.
#5821 [18:00] <napoleon> Ime pmed you daz
#5822 [18:01] <mib_hu5gca> o-o
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#5824 [18:01] <rymate1234> mib_hu5gca: blame minecraft.net
#5825 [18:01] <mib_hu5gca> ha. i have.
#5826 [18:01] * mib_oz2w9o [mib_oz2w9o@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5827 [18:01] <onix> what is going on i cant even play offline!
#5828 [18:01] <mib_hu5gca> just want it to be sorted so i can play the prerelease of 1.8
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#5830 [18:01] <usersame> hello
#5831 [18:01] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB: Download and install this: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/mobile/catalyst_mobility_32-bit_util.exe
#5832 [18:02] <onix> why?
#5833 [18:02] <WugBot> mollstam: whats the deal with the prerelease, is it officially sanctioned?
#5834 [18:02] <usersame> i need help with loading minecraft
#5835 [18:02] <HighlanderB> done
#5836 [18:02] <mib_hu5gca> Launcher won't work?
#5837 [18:02] <HighlanderB> I think I had just installed it
#5838 [18:02] <Alexander> Prerelease is allowe dby notch
#5839 [18:02] <onix> what really is going on none of minecraft will work!!
#5840 [18:02] <usersame> hello
#5841 [18:02] <AG_Scott> you'll probably need to reboot but it should start working HighlanderB
#5842 [18:02] <WugBot> alexander: you're not mollstam
#5843 [18:03] <HighlanderB> I did restart once after the update
#5844 [18:03] <HighlanderB> I still get the same problem
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#5846 [18:03] <roefs500> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME
#5847 [18:03] <HighlanderB> first bad video card drivers
#5848 [18:03] <mib_a8gcc1> I always have bag lag, can anyone help ?
#5849 [18:03] <HighlanderB> then "java binary se platform" stops responding
#5850 [18:03] <mib_a8gcc1> bad* lag.
#5851 [18:03] <HighlanderB> java something
#5852 [18:04] <onix> SERIOUSLY IF THIS IS FOR 1.8 ID RATHER NOT HAVE IT!
#5853 [18:04] <mib_a8gcc1> I'm logged in fine guys..
#5854 [18:04] <mib_a8gcc1> I just want to improve my FPS o.o
#5855 [18:04] <onix> yeah are you using browser or launcher?
#5856 [18:04] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB: The drivers dxdiag shows you're using are over 2 years old. If you installed that, it should have installed newer drivers.
#5857 [18:04] <mib_a8gcc1> Launcher
#5858 [18:05] <onix> HOW?
#5859 [18:05] <mib_a8gcc1> But if I do use brower, its the same.
#5860 [18:05] <mib_a8gcc1> Magic.
#5861 [18:05] <mib_a8gcc1> Idk lol, it works for me.
#5862 [18:05] <HighlanderB> are the drivers over 2 years old?
#5863 [18:05] <onix> i keep getting cannot connect to minecraft.net or Updating Minecraft and then the update stops and strands me
#5864 [18:05] <mib_a8gcc1> Oh o.O
#5865 [18:05] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB: There should be newer.
#5866 [18:06] <onix> OMFG
#5867 [18:06] <HighlanderB> If they are 2 years old, yes
#5868 [18:06] <HighlanderB> I always install every new driver I find
#5869 [18:06] <mib_a8gcc1> Anyone want to help me with LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
#5870 [18:06] <AG_Scott> It shows the AMD drivers you're using are from july 2009.
#5871 [18:06] <onix> OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
#5872 [18:06] <HighlanderB> WOW
#5873 [18:06] <mib_a8gcc1> WHAT HAPPENEDDD ONIX
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#5875 [18:07] <onix> IT SAYS DONE LOADING AND THEN WONT LOAD
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#5877 [18:07] <HighlanderB> isn't auto-update supposed to fix everything?
#5878 [18:07] <mib_a8gcc1> LOL
#5879 [18:07] <mib_a8gcc1> Just wait'
#5880 [18:07] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB you can't rely on that :P
#5881 [18:07] <mib_eb52sd> same problem as onix
#5882 [18:07] <mib_a8gcc1> Im logged in fine ._
#5883 [18:07] <onix> ITS BEEN SITTING THIS WAY FOR 1 HOUR!!
#5884 [18:07] <HighlanderB> it says everything is upto date
#5885 [18:07] <mib_a8gcc1> I just want to improve my fpsssss.
#5886 [18:07] <AG_Scott> If you would stop acting like a raving lunatic, someone might help you.
#5887 [18:07] <mib_eb52sd> yeah...
#5888 [18:07] <mib_a8gcc1> halp
#5889 [18:08] <mib_eb52sd> So can someone help me?
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#5891 [18:08] <HighlanderB> and I can't seem to find any newer drivers
#5892 [18:08] <WugBot> onix, shout some more caps, I dare you
#5893 [18:08] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB: You're sure you installed the catalyst suite?
#5894 [18:08] <HighlanderB> hold on
#5895 [18:08] <onix> well none of the admins here are helping i dont think
#5896 [18:08] <HighlanderB> yes
#5897 [18:08] <HighlanderB> 2-3 hours ago
#5898 [18:08] <mib_eb52sd> Scott, i have no clue what that is
#5899 [18:08] <HighlanderB> well let me restart
#5900 [18:08] <HighlanderB> again
#5901 [18:08] <AG_Scott> can I take a look remotely?
#5902 [18:08] <HighlanderB> maybe it helps
#5903 [18:08] <HighlanderB> how
#5904 [18:09] <mib_eb52sd> So, what does it mean when it stops at "Done Loading"
#5905 [18:09] <AG_Scott> Via teamviewer HighlanderB
#5906 [18:09] <onix> yeah
#5907 [18:09] <HighlanderB> ok
#5908 [18:09] <AG_Scott> I guess you know how to use it?
#5909 [18:09] <AG_Scott> If not, I can provide instructions.
#5910 [18:09] <HighlanderB> please do
#5911 [18:09] <HighlanderB> I would appreciate it
#5912 [18:09] <veilofmaya13> Hello, when I try to play my game it says "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#5913 [18:09] <onix> its stopping about 5% b4 the end of the update bar and WugBot sry my shift key got stuck
#5914 [18:10] <AG_Scott> Download this: http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS_en.exe run it and it will give you an ID and password.
#5915 [18:10] <mib_eb52sd> yeah my wont log on either
#5916 [18:10] <AG_Scott> You can PM me the id and password by typing: /msg AG_Scott ID password
#5917 [18:10] <onix> me?
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#5919 [18:10] <onix> or highlander
#5920 [18:11] <mib_eb52sd> or me?
#5921 [18:11] <onix> well you and me have the same problem
#5922 [18:11] <HighlanderB> did you get it?
#5923 [18:11] <mib_eb52sd> yessir
#5924 [18:11] <AG_Scott> yes HighlanderB
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#5926 [18:12] <HighlanderB> oh haha
#5927 [18:12] <mib_eb52sd> Is it becuase some1 else is on my account?
#5928 [18:12] <onix> 905 963 460 8211
#5929 [18:13] <mib_eb52sd> ?
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#5932 [18:13] <russ> anyone here?
#5933 [18:13] <mib_eb52sd> yup
#5934 [18:13] <russ> hey can u help me?
#5935 [18:13] <Daz_W> Napoleon got fixed
#5936 [18:13] <mib_eb52sd> nope no1 is helping me
#5937 [18:14] <russ> any1 here can help me with a problem
#5938 [18:14] <mib_hhuuvv> i tried to download a mod and it isnt working and mine craft keeps on crashing everyyime i try to get on.. how can i fix it.. i already deleted the files for it
#5939 [18:14] <Daz_W> wassup russ?
#5940 [18:14] <russ> i get a black screen every1 time i start playing
#5941 [18:14] <mib_hhuuvv> that is happening to me too
#5942 [18:14] <russ> i installed : too many items
#5943 [18:14] <mib_hhuuvv> me too
#5944 [18:14] <russ> and i dont know how to fix it
#5945 [18:15] <russ> u know how Daz_W
#5946 [18:15] <mib_hhuuvv> neither do i
#5947 [18:15] <Daz_W> No, sorry, you trying to get on a remote server?
#5948 [18:15] <mib_hhuuvv> no
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#5950 [18:15] <russ> no
#5951 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_hhuuvv - Try a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu
#5952 [18:16] <same> umm i tried to run the game through my browser and it didnt bring up anything other than a white screen
#5953 [18:16] <russ> all i want to do is take out the mod and forget it
#5954 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> russ - Try a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu
#5955 [18:16] <mib_hhuuvv> me too
#5956 [18:16] <mib_eb52sd> k thanks
#5957 [18:16] <russ> how do u get there?
#5958 [18:17] <Daz_W> Sorry, I'm really new to minecraft, I can fix network stuff though, I know this auth issue is causing problems though with remote servers, I've had to switch off my online mode thing to stop it trying to authenticate each player
#5959 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Run the launcher, before logging in, there's an options button to the right
#5960 [18:17] <russ> kk wait 1 sec
#5961 [18:17] <russ> its not there
#5962 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Yes it is
#5963 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> Are you using the downloaded client?
#5964 [18:18] <russ> ya
#5965 [18:18] <mib_eb52sd> some1 help me?
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#5967 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> Look for the options button, in the launcher russ
#5968 [18:18] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: How the heck do I switch Windows to English?
#5969 [18:18] <russ> all it says is...
#5970 [18:18] <AG_Scott> HighlanderB's Windows is in Turkish and I can't read it.
#5971 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> AG_Scott - Um.. no idea
#5972 [18:18] <russ> rememeber pass and login
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#5974 [18:19] <samman> cool, that was my question. Either getting black window...or white screen while trying to log in. Hope it gets fixed soon
#5975 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> russ - What does it say to the right of the login?
#5976 [18:19] <Opeth> AG_Scott - Can't beat YA: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071221170012AAy5O59
#5977 [18:19] <Opeth> If you can figure it out in Turkish!
#5978 [18:19] <russ> wait 1 sec
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#5980 [18:20] <russ> it says nothing
#5981 [18:20] <mib_eb52sd> who is having the log in prob
#5982 [18:20] <russ> me
#5983 [18:20] <mib_eb52sd> if u are force update it worked 4 me
#5984 [18:20] <samman> me
#5985 [18:20] <russ> wait no
#5986 [18:20] <russ> i cant find force update.
#5987 [18:21] <russ> grey vulpine
#5988 [18:21] <mib_eb52sd> options, u may hafta redowlaod
#5989 [18:21] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: I had fun this morning with someone who had their Windows in Dutch
#5990 [18:21] <AG_Scott> I swear that little thing in the task bar is supposed to change the language
#5991 [18:21] <AG_Scott> but it doesn't work.
#5992 [18:21] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :It changes the typing language.
#5993 [18:21] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :For the keyboard.
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#5995 [18:22] <russ> OO i found it :P
#5996 [18:23] <russ> it works but my mod went away is that soposed to happen?
#5997 [18:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: just cooked up a tool that makes these: https://gist.github.com/9ae9a20f12dced2c7c25
#5998 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> russ - Yes
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#6000 [18:23] <russ> kk do u know wat im doing rong to install the mod?
#6001 [18:23] <russ> its :too many items
#6002 [18:24] <AG_Scott> How does that work lukegb?
#6003 [18:24] <russ> ii keep looking up vids to find out but keep get black screen
#6004 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> russ - If you followed the directions, toomanyitems should work, unless you're getting the wrong version, or you're attempting to install it with other mods that may be incompatible
#6005 [18:24] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: it's a .exe which you just run and it collects information and then lets the end user view it before hitting a "Upload Results" button, which gives them a gist.github.com link they can copy into IRC :P
#6006 [18:25] <russ> kk do u mind helping me out to download it
#6007 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> I don't really help out with mods here.
#6008 [18:25] <russ> kk
#6009 [18:26] <russ> well thx anyways
#6010 [18:26] <russ> bye
#6011 [18:26] <AG_Scott> Try #risucraft
#6012 [18:27] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: needs a bit more testing first - haven't tested it on Win XP yet :P
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#6014 [18:27] <Marrtan93> Hey all
#6015 [18:27] <HighlanderB> lukegb: email me it and i'll test it in a bit -scott
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#6017 [18:28] <Marrtan93> I got this annoying problem, when I'm about to login, it keeps saying "Couldn't connect to minecraft.net" Anyone know how to fix this+
#6018 [18:28] <Marrtan93> ?*
#6019 [18:29] <Tarridon> Can anyone help me with ports please? :P
#6020 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#6021 [18:29] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
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#6023 [18:29] <Marrtan93> I've tried for like 10 mins now, and It usually keeps rejecting me for like 1 min then I come in.
#6024 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> Marrtan93 - Has it worked before?
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#6028 [18:31] <mib_wvqb9g> i need help
#6029 [18:31] <DamYan> hi
#6030 [18:31] <DamYan> Where is email to notch?
#6031 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Why do you need an email to notch?
#6032 [18:31] <mib_wvqb9g> can any1 help me?
#6033 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_wvqb9g - Only if you tell us with what
#6034 [18:32] <mib_wvqb9g> ok
#6035 [18:32] <mib_wvqb9g> if i login at minecraft it always says cant connect to minecraft.net
#6036 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#6037 [18:32] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#6038 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> ^
#6039 [18:32] <mib_wvqb9g> ok thx
#6040 [18:32] <russ> any1 here can walk me through how to download to many items mod
#6041 [18:33] <HighlanderB> AG_Scott
#6042 [18:33] <AG_Scott> russ: try #risucraft
#6043 [18:33] <HighlanderB> you just saved the day
#6044 [18:33] <AG_Scott> :D!
#6045 [18:33] <russ> kk i will
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#6047 [18:33] <AG_Scott> i r suprman
#6048 [18:33] <HighlanderB> AG_Scott plus you had your first experience with some Turkish
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#6050 [18:33] <AG_Scott> Can I be superman and wear a pink cape?
#6051 [18:33] <AG_Scott> lukegb CAN I? :DDD
#6052 [18:33] <HighlanderB> sure why not
#6053 [18:33] <mollstam> That's not supermanesque
#6054 [18:33] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: yes.
#6055 [18:33] <AG_Scott> Oh well :(
#6056 [18:34] <AG_Scott> Pink is cooler.
#6057 [18:34] <DamYan> please email to notch
#6058 [18:34] <AG_Scott> I am painting my office soon. I'm seriously thinking about bright pink.
#6059 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - Why do you need an email for notch?
#6060 [18:34] <AG_Scott> With kittens painted on the wall.
#6061 [18:34] <AG_Scott> :D
#6062 [18:34] <Boreeas> Wait: mollstam is in here o.O
#6063 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - Do you know how many emails he gets daily? if you tell us why you need it, we can tell you how to better get in contact with the Mojang team with whatever you need
#6064 [18:34] <AG_Scott> mollstam: why you break the auth servers?
#6065 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> He's mollstam, does he need a reason?
#6066 [18:35] <AG_Scott> yes.
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#6068 [18:35] <HighlanderB> thanks again AG_Scott
#6069 [18:35] <Tarridon> Can anyone help me with ports please? :P'
#6070 [18:35] <AG_Scott> you're welcome
#6071 [18:35] <AG_Scott> I wonder if it has anything to do with the 1.8 leak.
#6072 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> mollstam's part of the illuminati. He can control when we play minecraft.
#6073 [18:35] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#6074 [18:35] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#6075 [18:35] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!isdown login.minecraft.net
#6076 [18:35] <GreyBot> lukegb: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#6077 [18:36] <AG_Scott> lukegb
#6078 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Um, !isdown won't test SSL
#6079 [18:36] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott
#6080 [18:36] <AG_Scott> Can I visit you?
#6081 [18:36] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I guessed ):
#6082 [18:36] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I'm in the UK >_<
#6083 [18:36] <AG_Scott> Yes, I know.
#6084 [18:36] <Boreeas> AG_Scott: You think there was a security leak in the auth process?
#6085 [18:36] <Tarridon> Can anyone help me with ports please?
#6086 [18:36] <mib_09pfhu> hi, im using the 1.8 pre release at the minute, and its running really slow, whereas 1.7 runs perfect. the game isnt going to end up being one of those where regular gamers need a high end laptop to play is it?
#6087 [18:36] <AG_Scott> Boreeas: No. I wonder if the 1.8 leak is overwhelming the servers.
#6088 [18:36] <Boreeas> Oh :P
#6089 [18:36] <AG_Scott> ?? 1.8
#6090 [18:36] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#6091 [18:37] <Boreeas> Tarridon: How do you need hep exactly
#6092 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> The pre-release is just that, a pre-release of the final patch. It is VERY buggy.
#6093 [18:37] <Boreeas> Final patch? I thought they would update until 2.0?
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#6095 [18:37] <Tarridon> I have everything setup correctly, and i had to change the port because i used it on a different computer.
#6096 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> erm, I mean, 1.8 before bug fixes
#6097 [18:38] <Tarridon> I went to canyouseeme.com
#6098 [18:38] <mollstam> GreyVulpine: this is all trye
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#6100 [18:38] <mollstam> as in true
#6101 [18:38] <Tarridon> and said my port "25566" is closed
#6102 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> You're part of the illuminati?
#6103 [18:38] * GreyVulpine gasps
#6103 [18:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: other than forgetting to change the publisher: http://mc.lukegb.com/syscheck/
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#6105 [18:38] <DamYan> please email to mojang team ;]
#6106 [18:38] <AG_Scott> ew
#6107 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - For what issue?
#6108 [18:38] <Boreeas> DamYan: Why?
#6109 [18:38] <Blu> hello :D
#6110 [18:38] <AG_Scott> its MS crap
#6111 [18:39] <Boreeas> Tarridon: Sorry, idk anything about port forwarding
#6112 [18:39] <DamYan> Business case
#6113 [18:39] <mollstam> DamYan: I hear they're slackers!
#6114 [18:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: *gasp* surprising, that, really :P
#6115 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - What case?
#6116 [18:39] <Blu> What's up with the servers being down?
#6117 [18:39] <Tarridon> Can anyone else help?
#6118 [18:39] <AG_Scott> I might make something similar for OS X.
#6119 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> Blu - Blame the illuminati
#6120 [18:39] <DamYan> personal matters
#6121 [18:39] <AG_Scott> But I have no idea how to grab the info.
#6122 [18:39] * mib_hz0ir0 [mib_hz0ir0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6123 [18:39] <Blu> heh
#6124 [18:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: I might do that
#6125 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - Which one is it? Business? Or Personal?
#6126 [18:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :But that would involve rebooting.
#6127 [18:39] <Boreeas> DamYan: Do it yourself: idkifthisisavalidaddress@mojang.com
#6128 [18:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :And Linux users are on their own :P
#6129 [18:39] <DamYan> xd
#6130 [18:40] <Adzuma> what, exactly is a dispenser good for?
#6131 [18:40] <AG_Scott> lukegb: You know AppleScript?
#6132 [18:40] <Tarridon> Thanks, guys.
#6133 [18:40] <Blu> shooting arros
#6134 [18:40] <Tarridon> -.-
#6135 [18:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: no, I'd do ObjC, probably :P
#6136 [18:40] <AG_Scott> Ah.
#6137 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> If you tell me what you need from Mojang, DamYan, I could point you to an email address that doesn't have a backlog of 70k emails
#6138 [18:40] <Blu> !-What happened to minecraft.net?
#6139 [18:40] <AG_Scott> I will probably AS. I did a few things in it before.
#6140 [18:40] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :But yeah, AG_Scott, can you test it for me on XP :P
#6141 [18:41] <AG_Scott> If you give me 5 minutes to walk to the other side of the house.
#6142 [18:41] <Boreeas> AG_Scott: If in doubt, use brainfuck
#6143 [18:41] * AuBot kicked Boreeas from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#6144 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Blu - The webmaster is working on it
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#6146 [18:41] <Boreeas> Oh my <.<
#6147 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Bad Boreeas!
#6148 [18:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Oops
#6149 [18:41] <Blu> its been like 2 hours :P
#6150 [18:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: I broke it
#6151 [18:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I deployed it wrong
#6152 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Blu - Actually, it's been more like a couple days
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#6154 [18:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Lemme fix everything
#6155 [18:41] <Blu> no, i was on the servers today
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#6157 [18:41] <Blu> "3
#6158 [18:41] <Blu> :3
#6159 [18:41] <mollstam> DamYan: we could take it out back if you'd like
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#6161 [18:42] <Boreeas> mollstam: Call your friends in the mafia to take care of this... problem :P
#6162 [18:42] <Adzuma> so can you hold the dispenser and shoot arrows from it?
#6163 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - No. but you can rig a dispenser to be an arrow trap
#6164 [18:43] <DamYan> omg
#6165 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Adzuma - But mainly, you can put stuff inside a dispenser, and rig it with redstone to dispense items from it
#6166 [18:43] <Boreeas> Adzuna: Place the dispenser, right clikck, fill it with arrows, place a pressure plate in front of it, step on it, profit
#6167 [18:43] <DamYan> i from polish
#6168 [18:43] <mollstam> Boreeas: the hug mafia <3<3
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#6170 [18:43] <Boreeas> :D
#6171 [18:43] <DamYan> i have polish fansites
#6172 [18:43] <DamYan> i want officjal resseler
#6173 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - Official reseller?
#6174 [18:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mollstam: did you rm -rf / again? :P
#6175 [18:43] * AuBot kicked lukegb from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please do not try tricking people with that.)
#6176 [18:43] <AG_Scott> lukegb tel me when
#6177 [18:43] <AG_Scott> i'm not going in there until you do
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#6179 [18:43] * GreyVulpine snrks
#6179 [18:43] <Adzuma> so its basically a way to make traps for mobs or other players (in pvp of course), right?
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#6181 [18:43] <Boreeas> <.<
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#6183 [18:43] <Boreeas> AuBot gone wild
#6184 [18:44] <Boreeas> Adzuna: Yes
#6185 [18:44] <AG_Scott> bleh
#6186 [18:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Wow
#6187 [18:44] <mib_z4utsd> Hello
#6188 [18:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :You get two on-join messages
#6189 [18:44] <AG_Scott> lukegb: tell me when to try it
#6190 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - Unfortunately, to be sure that people get minecraft from an official source, Mojang would like to have everybody buy minecraft from minecraft.net
#6191 [18:44] <Boreeas> DamYan: The only one that are allowed to sell minecraft is mojang
#6192 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> DamYan - There's been more than a few cases of people getting scammed.
#6193 [18:44] <Boreeas> DamYan: There are no official resellers
#6194 [18:44] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: That was my part!
#6195 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> :)
#6196 [18:45] * AG_Scott whines.
#6196 [18:45] <AG_Scott> the pollen is so bad here.
#6197 [18:45] <mib_z4utsd> I have installed minecraft but it says it has not been downloaded and in the .minecraft folder there is nothing there. Please help.
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#6199 [18:45] <Boreeas> AG_Scott: Hay fever?
#6200 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_z4utsd - What does it say to the left of "Not downloaded"?
#6201 [18:46] <AG_Scott> I switched allergy meds. I wasted $24.
#6202 [18:46] <mib_z4utsd> Nothing
#6203 [18:46] <mollstam> lukegb: that is how i roll
#6204 [18:46] <AG_Scott> The generic crap I was getting for $4 was better.
#6205 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> It'll say something. mib_wvqb9g
#6206 [18:46] <mib_z4utsd> Let me loo one sec
#6207 [18:46] <mib_z4utsd> look*
#6208 [18:46] <oldtopman> lukegb: The servers are up
#6209 [18:46] <DamYan> okey thanks a lot for reply
#6210 [18:46] <oldtopman> %0|%0 <== This is an AuBot kick test
#6211 [18:47] <oldtopman> hrm
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#6213 [18:47] <Boreeas> AG_Scott: Try Lorano
#6214 [18:47] <lemon-rev> !isdown
#6215 [18:47] <GreyBot> lemon-rev: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#6216 [18:47] <lemon-rev> k
#6217 [18:47] <AG_Scott> Boreeas: I tried it.
#6218 [18:47] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: most of the file size from this is the damned JSON library I'm using ):
#6219 [18:48] <AG_Scott> It didn't work. I switched to zyrtec and it stopped working. I'm now taking Allegra but the zyrtec seems to work better.
#6220 [18:48] <Boreeas> Hmm
#6221 [18:48] <AG_Scott> Allegra = fexofenadine
#6222 [18:49] <Boreeas> I don't know either one of theese, I started with Lorano, and it worked fine for me
#6223 [18:49] <AG_Scott> Lorano = Claritin in the US :P
#6224 [18:50] <AG_Scott> The box reminds of you the default windows xp wallpaper
#6225 [18:50] <AG_Scott> see lol http://mojosavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/claritin.jpg
#6226 [18:51] <Boreeas> AG_Scott: http://images.apozon.de/images/ebay/artikel/1612165.jpg because if you are allergic to pollen, what you want is a picture of pollen
#6227 [18:51] <AG_Scott> lol
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#6229 [18:52] <Alexisone> .....
#6230 [18:52] <AG_Scott> Allegra has the prettiest box imo http://drugtopics.modernmedicine.com/drugtopics/data/articlestandard//drugtopics/202011/721903/549-3-Allegra_24_Hr_Box_and_Bottle_t.jpg
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#6235 [18:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :okay
#6236 [18:56] <Shiznoe> Well my problem is, is that my .jar file isn't working right because I get to the loggin page I click log in then it just freezes then it just closes does anyone know what is wrong?
#6237 [18:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AG_Scott: http://mc.lukegb.com/syscheck/ - test plox (don't click launch if using Chrome; it doesn't work)
#6238 [18:56] <Blu> when is the servers gonna come back up
#6239 [18:57] <Shiznoe> Does anyone know my problem?
#6240 [18:58] <Angmaw> Any of the OPs available?
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#6242 [18:59] <Guest84593> How do I play offline
#6243 [18:59] <Guest84593> It wont let me reach the screen to select single player?
#6244 [18:59] <Shiznoe> Can anyone please help me?
#6245 [18:59] <Angmaw> If you fail the connection it has a "play offline" button but other than that I don't know
#6246 [18:59] <Blu> guest, you have to sign in, then click play offline after it fails
#6247 [18:59] <Blu> thats all you can do
#6248 [19:00] <Guest84593> when will minecraft be up and running again?
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#6250 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Soon
#6251 [19:00] <Guest84593> I know they say soon, but soon as in days? as in weeks? as in months
#6252 [19:00] <sev> so anyone have any linux problems?
#6253 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Mojang is currently working on it
#6254 [19:01] <Guest84593> So whats the longest you suggest it may take?
#6255 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - You can keep up on the latest by subscribing to: http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam
#6256 [19:01] <sev> is his about 1.8?
#6257 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps a few hours to a couple days at most
#6258 [19:01] <mollstam> Guest84593: 450 years, tops. But I'd say 15 minutes
#6259 [19:01] <Angmaw> GreyVulpine, any chance you can help me where we left off last time?
#6260 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> mollstam - Pfft, any good engineer over-inflates the time needed :P
#6261 [19:01] <mollstam> It's actually online now, albeit overloaded
#6262 [19:02] <Guest84593> Alright thanks
#6263 [19:02] <sev> BORING
#6264 [19:02] <Shiznoe> Can someone please help me because my minecraft.jar isn't working right... I get to the log in screen I click the log in button and it says logging in but it never does it just freezes then quits?
#6265 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - Where did we leave off last time?
#6266 [19:02] <mollstam> GreyVulpine: yeah I always fail in the respect. "Yeah no problem this can be done in 10 mins", 6 hours later..
#6267 [19:02] * GreyVulpine snrks
#6267 [19:02] <mollstam> Shiznoe: it could be related to the login service being rather iffy at the moment
#6268 [19:02] <Guest84593> When I try and login its say (not downloaded) ???
#6269 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - Does it create any erro reports?
#6270 [19:03] <Shiznoe> No errors
#6271 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - What does it say to the left of "not downloaded"?
#6272 [19:03] <Shiznoe> It has been doing this for a while not just today
#6273 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - Any files named hs_err_pid?
#6274 [19:03] <Shiznoe> Let me look
#6275 [19:03] <Angmaw> Minecraft randomly closes on its own and creates a text document containing a description of the error, I linked this via pastebin and followed a guide given here but the problem persists and is now more frequent
#6276 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - Could you give me the link to the pastebin again?
#6277 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Or perhaps upload a new one
#6278 [19:03] <Angmaw> certainly, one second
#6279 [19:03] <Shiznoe> GeryVulpine I didn't find one
#6280 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - You said the launcher closes upon login?
#6281 [19:04] <Angmaw> http://mibpaste.com/yqcwNL
#6282 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - Look in the same directory where the launcher is. It should have generated an error log.
#6283 [19:04] <Shiznoe> Well like I get to the login screen then it freezes then I close it
#6284 [19:04] <Shiznoe> Where is that?
#6285 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Oh, if you closed it yourself, well..
#6286 [19:04] <Guest84593> Grey Vulpine when i try and login it says not downloaded? and wont even let me go offline
#6287 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> It won't create one then
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#6289 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Which one of these do you see? http://i.imgur.com/V1pYh.png
#6290 [19:05] <Shiznoe> Do you have teamviewer so that you can look what the problem is?
#6291 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> I do...
#6292 [19:05] <Shiznoe> Neither
#6293 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - Oh right. Did you update your nvidia video drivers?
#6294 [19:05] <Guest84593> Ive seen the 1st and second one
#6295 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Which one is it giving you now?
#6296 [19:05] <Guest84593> the first one
#6297 [19:05] <Shiznoe> Alright is there a way I can PM you it Grey?
#6298 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> Login Failed means your username or password is being entered wrong Guest84593.
#6299 [19:06] <Angmaw> I did a clean installation like I was told, which caused another problem but a microsoft person's article helped me solve that
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#6301 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - /msg greyvulpine whateveryouwanttotypehere
#6302 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - Hmm, could you give me a fresh dxdiag?
#6303 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> Angmaw win/dxdiag
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#6305 [19:07] <VoxelHead> Angmaw: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6306 [19:07] <VoxelHead> Angmaw: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6307 [19:07] <sproing> hello
#6308 [19:07] <Shiznoe> Did you get it grey?
#6309 [19:07] <Blu> my birthday is in 2 days ^.^
#6310 [19:07] <sproing> good for u i have a problem with MC they sent me here...
#6311 [19:08] <Guest84593> Greyvulpine I checked and made sure my user name and password is correct? and its still saying login failed?
#6312 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Does your password contain any special characters?
#6313 [19:08] <Guest84593> no its all letters and 2 numbers
#6314 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Guest84593 - Are you able to log into the website with said username/password?
#6315 [19:09] <Angmaw> Hold on
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#6317 [19:10] <Angmaw> http://mibpaste.com/OxTaXP - Here it is, GreyVulpine
#6318 [19:10] <Guest84593> yes Grey I am I just did
#6319 [19:10] <Guest84593> It let me into the website but it sstill will not let me in the game
#6320 [19:10] <Blu> same here guest
#6321 [19:10] <sproing> does anyboty have the same problem as me that you cant og into minecraft and it sais cant connect to minecraft.net
#6322 [19:10] <Blu> its down, the people are working right now
#6323 [19:11] <russ> where can i join a online server grevulpine?
#6324 [19:11] <Ssss> hey guys, everytime i run minecraft now, an error occurs and shuts the game down, help?
#6325 [19:11] <Blu> ssss try doing force update
#6326 [19:11] <sproing> yep
#6327 [19:11] <Ssss> tried it, still does it
#6328 [19:11] <Angmaw> Ssss, does it close on its own and create a text document with the error inside?
#6329 [19:11] <Ssss> and its not because minecraft is down
#6330 [19:11] <Guest84593> GreyVulpine now im getting the Can't connect to minecraft.net
#6331 [19:12] <sproing> grrrrr me too
#6332 [19:12] <Ssss> yea, closes and makes a notepage with error mesage
#6333 [19:12] <Angmaw> Yeah I have same issue but the error might be different, I have no idea what it is
#6334 [19:12] <Blu> Guys
#6335 [19:12] <Alexander> What error?
#6336 [19:12] <Blu> the server's down, and the minecraft people are working to fix it right now
#6337 [19:13] <russ> greyvulpine i got a question
#6338 [19:13] <Ssss> it says, the error occured outside of java runtime environment
#6339 [19:13] <Alexander> !isdown
#6340 [19:13] <GreyBot> Alexander: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#6341 [19:13] <sproing> it worked
#6342 [19:13] <Alexander> Its not down
#6343 [19:13] <Alexander> Herp!
#6344 [19:13] <sproing> hurray
#6345 [19:13] <Guest84593> but we still should be able to play ofline right?
#6346 [19:13] <Alexander> You shouild be able to play anywhere aslong as you got an account
#6347 [19:13] <Alexander> Derp.
#6348 [19:13] <Ssss> any idea how to fix the error??
#6349 [19:13] <russ> can any1 help me/
#6350 [19:13] <Guest84593> I know and it wont let me login to play?
#6351 [19:14] <Angmaw> GreyVulpine is helping me at the moment I think, gonna wait and see if something shows
#6352 [19:14] <Angmaw> But Alexander, it's same problem as last time I was here (yesterday)
#6353 [19:14] <russ> where can i join an online server
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#6357 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - It still shows your video drivers are from last year.
#6358 [19:16] <Adzuma> in case nobody has noticed minecraft.net is back up
#6359 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Angmaw - Could you try just an update again using: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#6360 [19:16] <Ssss> grey, you helong anyone at the moment?
#6361 [19:16] <Angmaw> I didn't have the computer last year, I've no idea why it says that
#6362 [19:16] <sproing> and its down again
#6363 [19:16] <sproing> huh
#6364 [19:16] <Ssss> grey
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#6366 [19:17] <Angmaw> I have re-installed Nvidia drivers THREE times in 2 days and if it keeps saying last update was a year ago, I really can't tell why that is
#6367 [19:17] <sproing> why does it say every time i try to log in cant connect to minecraft.net
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#6369 [19:18] <stevenarwal> my minecraft says : publisher cannot be verified and will not download HELP ME
#6370 [19:18] <jayjay1k> can someone help? i just purchased Minecraft and it said my card is now blocked for 24 hours... then it says the purchase was successful, and now i try to log in and it says my account ISN'T premium, what's going on???
#6371 [19:19] <Angmaw> GreyVulpine, any chance you can guide me through the download? 'Cause for all I know I might be doing something wrong
#6372 [19:19] <stevenarwal> I NEED HELP PLEASEI NEED MY MINECRAFT
#6373 [19:19] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jayjay1k: what's your minecraft username?
#6374 [19:19] <jayjay1k> Jayjay1k
#6375 [19:19] <jayjay1k> is my mincraft name
#6376 [19:19] <jayjay1k> minecraft*
#6377 [19:19] <sproing> are you playing offline
#6378 [19:19] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yeah, you're going to have to talk to someone from Mojang
#6379 [19:19] <jayjay1k> no, i can't even log in the minecraft client
#6380 [19:20] <jayjay1k> but do i have to wait for it to activate or something???
#6381 [19:20] <sproing> is minecraft down
#6382 [19:20] <Ssss> the site isnt
#6383 [19:20] <jayjay1k> could be, it took me a while to actually get on the official site
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#6385 [19:20] <stevenarwal> For a reason now unknown my minecraft took 2 minutes to open, so i moved my saves, and uninstalled it
#6386 [19:20] <Ssss> i just went there a minute ago
#6387 [19:20] <jayjay1k> oh :S
#6388 [19:21] <Angmaw> Minecraft worked instantly when I payed
#6389 [19:21] <jayjay1k> how can i talk to someone from Mojang?
#6390 [19:21] <AG_Scott> ??> jayjay1k account
#6391 [19:21] <VoxelHead> jayjay1k: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#6392 [19:21] <VoxelHead> jayjay1k: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#6393 [19:21] <Angmaw> Alexander or GreyVulpine please?
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#6395 [19:21] <Ssss> can someone help?
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#6397 [19:22] <sproing> fck minecraft is making me ad
#6398 [19:22] <Alexander> Yeah whats the problem?
#6399 [19:22] <sproing> mad*
#6400 [19:22] <AG_Scott> Are you going to correct your f-bomb too?
#6401 [19:22] <sproing> na
#6402 [19:22] <Angmaw> Where do I need to install Nvidia drivers? Maybe the location has something to do with the problem but I have no idea
#6403 [19:22] <DrStrangeman> I have a question about the login problem
#6404 [19:22] <sproing> i dont feel like actully saying it
#6405 [19:22] <AG_Scott> Too bad.
#6406 [19:22] <jayjay1k> anyone here got LittleBigPlanet 2???
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#6408 [19:22] <Ssss> error, everytime i run minecraft, an error box pops up a little while after i start playing
#6409 [19:23] <stevenarwal> For a reason now unknown my minecraft took 2 minutes to open, so i moved my saves, and uninstalled it, i attemped to reinstall it but my minecraft would not download, it said: minecraft publisher couldn't be verified, I NEED HELP PLEASE!!
#6410 [19:23] <Blu> I'm trying once in a while
#6411 [19:23] <Blu> still not working
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#6413 [19:23] <DrStrangeman> When I click login it instantly says cannot connect. Is that the same for everyone else?
#6414 [19:23] <sproing> YES
#6415 [19:23] <DrStrangeman> like
#6416 [19:23] <DrStrangeman> click->cannot connect?
#6417 [19:24] <Ssss> YES
#6418 [19:24] <sproing> yep
#6419 [19:24] <DrStrangeman> ok
#6420 [19:24] <jayjay1k> oh could minecraft be down then??? it doesn't say anything about it on Notch's twitter though...
#6421 [19:24] <leaper> i updated the 1.8 pre-release for mac and it wont let me play the game.... the screen is just black
#6422 [19:24] <DrStrangeman> I thought I fucked something up when I deleted my jar
#6423 [19:24] * AuBot kicked DrStrangeman from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#6424 [19:24] <stevenarwal> HEY FUCKERS HELP ME GODDAMIT!
#6425 [19:24] * AuBot kicked stevenarwal from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#6426 [19:24] * Kealper chuckles
#6426 [19:24] <Ssss> your not suposed to be in 1.8 yet, thats why :l
#6427 [19:24] <jayjay1k> wow people really need to stop flaming :S
#6428 [19:24] <Angmaw> Where do I need to install Nvidia drivers you told me to download? Maybe my location is part of the problem
#6429 [19:24] <leaper> my friends are on it.... there right next to me....
#6430 [19:25] <jayjay1k> only gonna get you kicked lol.
#6431 [19:25] <Angmaw> And yeah, what's with bad language? Nobody likes to help people calling them fuckers
#6432 [19:25] * AuBot kicked Angmaw from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#6433 [19:25] <jayjay1k> :S see! don't curse lol
#6434 [19:25] * Kealper sighs
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#6435 [19:25] <Ssss> kealper
#6436 [19:25] <Angmaw> And apparently I got kicked for writing that
#6437 [19:25] <jayjay1k> yeah you did lol
#6438 [19:25] <Angmaw> so much for trying to help lol
#6439 [19:26] <jayjay1k> heh.
#6440 [19:26] <jayjay1k> Angmaw have you purchased minecraft?
#6441 [19:26] <Kealper> aubot doesn't take sides, aubot is a fair and just overlord D:
#6442 [19:26] <Angmaw> yeah
#6443 [19:26] <Kealper> Ssss: rawr
#6444 [19:26] <jayjay1k> yours worked instantly?
#6445 [19:26] <Angmaw> yep
#6446 [19:26] <jayjay1k> did you get a notification email?
#6447 [19:26] <Ssss> kealper, help :o
#6448 [19:26] <sproing> can any one tell me a reason why i cant connect to minecraft thats all i want to know a reason
#6449 [19:26] * mib_5fm5ye [mib_5fm5ye@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6450 [19:26] <Kealper> Ssss: uhh...wat?
#6451 [19:26] <Angmaw> Yeah from mojang or whatever, record of the payment
#6452 [19:26] * mib_5fm5ye [mib_5fm5ye@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#6453 [19:27] <Ssss> error mesage pops up everytime i run minecraft
#6454 [19:27] <Kealper> i've been offline for like 30 minutes so i have no idea what is going on
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#6456 [19:27] <Alexander> Yeah aubot kicking for language shocked me too XD
#6457 [19:27] <Kealper> "error message" doesn't give anyone much to go on
#6458 [19:28] <Kealper> Alexander: just that one word, a 95% of the time that word has been used, it was used against one of the helpers
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#6460 [19:28] <Angmaw> So for the third time, any specific place I need to install Nvidia drivers? Maybe my location is part of the problem, saying last update was a year ago and I did not even have the PC back then + I updated 3 times yesterday
#6461 [19:28] <Ssss> well, a little while after i start playing minecraft, an error box occurs saying, an error occured outside of java runtime environment
#6462 [19:28] <Kealper> as far as swear words go, that is
#6463 [19:28] <biocorp> Hello
#6464 [19:29] <biocorp> I seem to have trouble trying to run my minecraft
#6465 [19:29] <Ssss> any idea kel?
#6466 [19:29] <jayjay1k> a lot of people are having trouble with it apparantly :S
#6467 [19:29] <Kealper> but....unfortunately for people needing help...i'm unable to provide support as i've got to get to bed since i need to be up really early tomorrow
#6468 [19:29] <Ssss> oh bai
#6469 [19:29] <Alexander> @Biocorp Well, that's odd, you being in a help channel and having a problem. Perhaps elaborate?
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#6472 [19:30] <biocorp> Well it can run but the problem is, is that when it does run it says i have a Unregistered version
#6473 [19:30] <biocorp> When I have bought it
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#6475 [19:30] <superbomb17> hey, minecraft.net is up but i cant login
#6476 [19:30] <Angmaw> DERP I am running download once again and standing by for more assistance
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#6479 [19:31] <biocorp> I tried downloading minecraft_exe again but it is unable to do it
#6480 [19:31] <Ssss> biocorp, are you running minecraft on any sort of patcher?
#6481 [19:31] <biocorp> No
#6482 [19:31] <Ssss> oh nevermind then xP
#6483 [19:31] <napoleon> my minecraft says "minecraft.net not working
#6484 [19:31] <Angmaw> Alexander = Like a boss
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#6486 [19:32] <Daz_W> napoleon, ignore it and keep on trying
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#6488 [19:32] <biocorp> Its odd cause when i try running it pops up as a Java error
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#6490 [19:32] <Alexander> !paid biocorp
#6491 [19:32] <Alexander> !haspaid biocorp
#6492 [19:32] <Alexander> Oh crap...
#6493 [19:32] <biocorp> hm?
#6494 [19:32] <Daz_W> lol
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#6496 [19:32] <napoleon> i have keep trying but has not changes
#6497 [19:32] <Alexander> !ispremium biocorp
#6498 [19:32] <Ssss> wait, who else has a java error that pops up?
#6499 [19:32] <Alexander> Someone, don't leave me hanging here, halp
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#6501 [19:32] <mib_gpw49a> can any1 help me?
#6502 [19:32] <Schala_Zeal> How do I launch Minecraft under Linux? net.minecraft.LauncherFrame doesn't exist
#6503 [19:32] <biocorp> Depends your question mib
#6504 [19:32] <Angmaw> What is it Alex?
#6505 [19:32] <Daz_W> it will, its a problem but if you persevere you will get in eventually
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#6507 [19:33] <biocorp> Well ive been told minecraft has been glitchy lately
#6508 [19:33] <Alexander> Theres a command to see if soeone is Premium
#6509 [19:33] <Alexander> But what one is it again?
#6510 [19:33] <jayjay1k> oo do it on me please lol
#6511 [19:33] <Angmaw> Oh I have no idea, sorry about that
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#6513 [19:33] <mib_gpw49a> it said out of memory now i try to restart game and it says all the time loging in
#6514 [19:33] <jayjay1k> i wanna see if the transaction went through
#6515 [19:33] <mib_zvtrmi> HI, we have paid but can not download the stand alone version, download box comes up but nothing happens, tried both links
#6516 [19:33] <biocorp> Its funny cause I didnt pay for it my friend set me up an account
#6517 [19:33] <biocorp> so he paid for it and gave it to me
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#6520 [19:34] <Angmaw> UPDATE: I installed once again like you told me to, what next?
#6521 [19:34] <biocorp> Maybe thats why?
#6522 [19:34] <Schala_Zeal> java minecraft.jar -cp net.minecraft.LauncherFrame doesn't work with 1.8
#6523 [19:34] <Ssss> bio, thats probably why...
#6524 [19:34] <quiggle> Anyone know why i have to login 5 times before it will ever let me in?
#6525 [19:34] <biocorp> Crap
#6526 [19:34] <jayjay1k> does anyone have a minecraft premium account spare? lol :(
#6527 [19:34] <max11> when i try to log in it says i cant connect to minecraft
#6528 [19:34] <napoleon> my minecraft said cant connect to minecraft.net
#6529 [19:34] <mohawk> I have tried a million times but when i try to log in to the minecraft.exe it keeps saying "could not connect to minecraft.net"
#6530 [19:34] <max11> same
#6531 [19:34] <biocorp> So i probably have to make a new account and pay for it dont I Ssss?
#6532 [19:34] <napoleon> same
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#6534 [19:34] <quiggle> is minecraft down?
#6535 [19:35] <max11> wow we have the same probs
#6536 [19:35] <napoleon> right
#6537 [19:35] <mohawk> yeah :(
#6538 [19:35] <Ssss> idk, im just guessing thats why
#6539 [19:35] <biocorp> Im not having any problem with logging in
#6540 [19:35] <biocorp> :L
#6541 [19:35] <Schala_Zeal> must be Anonymous again
#6542 [19:35] <Dmitry> yeah, can't log in. Does everyone have the same problem?
#6543 [19:35] <Ssss> yup
#6544 [19:35] <biocorp> Not me
#6545 [19:35] <mohawk> yeah
#6546 [19:35] <napoleon> i really want to play but cant connect
#6547 [19:35] <max11> i dont think its down cuz mincraft.net isnt down
#6548 [19:35] <napoleon> yup
#6549 [19:35] <Dmitry> so it's kinda 50-50
#6550 [19:35] <Ssss> play in offline mode
#6551 [19:35] <Angmaw> Alexander or GreyVulpine, I have no idea what CPU is but I do see it's normally below 10% and Minecraft/Java brings it above 60-80% and I get a warning with this
#6552 [19:35] <Levi_jeans> My froze during my game, now it just keeps loading and loading and wont let me in what soujd i do?
#6553 [19:35] <quiggle> it just wont let me get in, it will try to log in for a couple minutes then give up and ill have to try and login again and eventually it works
#6554 [19:35] <mib_zvtrmi> We can log in but not down load stand alone, any help please??
#6555 [19:35] <Daz_W> I have had this login issue all day but if I keep on I get in eventually, I know its a pita but it seems the only way, I'm guessing the servers are overloaded due to the 1.8 leak
#6556 [19:36] <napoleon> i have a bukkit server
#6557 [19:36] <mohawk> is everyone trying to log into the executable minecraft?
#6558 [19:36] <biocorp> Hm by the way does anyone know why sometimes it says Passwords are bad even though the IP is correct?
#6559 [19:36] <Alexander> Anonymous doesnt take on MC.net
#6560 [19:36] <Alexander> LulzSec does
#6561 [19:36] <Alexander> but in this case, it's that mallstom dude
#6562 [19:36] <mohawk> if so log in online and play in browser
#6563 [19:36] <Alexander> Tobias
#6564 [19:36] <quiggle> Daz i am having the same problem as you.
#6565 [19:36] <napoleon> i have a bukkit server to play
#6566 [19:36] <Alexander> He's doing some updates on the servebr
#6567 [19:36] <biocorp> Napoleon
#6568 [19:36] <biocorp> what is bukkit server?
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#6570 [19:36] <Alexander> ?? premium
#6571 [19:36] <VoxelHead> premium: Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#6572 [19:37] <Alexander> ?? paid
#6573 [19:37] <napoleon> server that really fast and u can ad plugind
#6574 [19:37] <max11> so no 1 rlly knows y we cant log in?
#6575 [19:37] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alexander: haspaid
#6576 [19:37] <Schala_Zeal> ?? linux
#6577 [19:37] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!haspaid, or !paid, can't remember which
#6578 [19:37] <Alexander> !haspaid biocorp
#6579 [19:37] <Alexander> Wont work
#6580 [19:37] <Alexander> tried both I fear
#6581 [19:37] <Angmaw> Okay I'll return some other time and see if you have time to help me, but thanks so far
#6582 [19:37] <Alexander> !paid lukegb
#6583 [19:37] <biocorp> hm
#6584 [19:37] <Alexander> Ooh
#6585 [19:37] <Alexander> Nevermind then
#6586 [19:37] <mib_zvtrmi> HELP, we have paid but can not down load stand alone
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#6588 [19:37] <Daz_W> !paid Digitaldaz
#6589 [19:37] <xDefense> Anyone here?
#6590 [19:38] <Alexander> It didnt wrk about 3 minutes ago
#6591 [19:38] <biocorp> Like I said I myself didnt actually pay for it cause my friend did on his computer and gave the account to me
#6592 [19:38] <Schala_Zeal> !paid notch
#6593 [19:38] * AuBot kicked Schala_Zeal from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#6594 [19:38] <Alexander> !paid Biocorp
#6595 [19:38] <mib_zvtrmi> HELP, we have paid but can not down load stand alone
#6596 [19:38] <mib_gpw49a> can any1 help he pls?
#6597 [19:38] <Alexander> Biocorp, if thats the name of your MC.net account, it is not legal
#6598 [19:38] <xDefense> My minecraft won't open D:
#6599 [19:38] <jayjay1k> !paid jayjay1k
#6600 [19:38] <biocorp> Huh
#6601 [19:38] <Daz_W> biocorp, what username are you using
#6602 [19:38] <biocorp> Thats odd
#6603 [19:38] <jayjay1k> YES I HAVE PAID FOR MINECRAFT
#6604 [19:38] <jayjay1k> THAT'S A LIE
#6605 [19:38] <biocorp> BobTheMagicHobo
#6606 [19:38] <ciervo> :(
#6607 [19:38] <ciervo> still can't log in
#6608 [19:38] <Alexander> !paid Notch
#6609 [19:38] * AuBot kicked Alexander from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#6610 [19:38] <ciervo> in minecraft xd
#6611 [19:38] <napoleon> so how we fix problem
#6612 [19:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jayjay1k: it's the view of minecraft.net that you haven't paid. You need to contact someone from Mojang.
#6613 [19:38] <Dmitry> can't log in =)
#6614 [19:38] <jayjay1k> what the HELL.
#6615 [19:38] <quiggle> can anyone login?
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#6617 [19:38] <napoleon> maby not
#6618 [19:38] <Dmitry> wonder if launching 10 minecrafts would help me =)))
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#6620 [19:38] <Daz_W> !paid BobTheMagicHobo
#6621 [19:39] <xDefense> It says can't connect to minecraft.net when I try to login.
#6622 [19:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jayjay1k: the fact that you're still here after I said that earlier means that you're not listening to me.
#6623 [19:39] <Alexander> Oh screw you Aubot :(
#6624 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6625 [19:39] <xDefense> ANyone else?
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#6627 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6628 [19:39] <biocorp> I had a friend on steam who has been begging me to play
#6629 [19:39] <biocorp> so HE
#6630 [19:39] <Schala_Zeal> apparently asking if notch paid is a kickable offense
#6631 [19:39] <biocorp> payed for it
#6632 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6633 [19:39] <biocorp> and gave me the account stuff
#6634 [19:39] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Schala_Zeal: it's irritating :P
#6635 [19:39] <jayjay1k> the /support thing is useless, i only tiick boxed which do nothing.
#6636 [19:39] <jayjay1k> boxes*
#6637 [19:39] <biocorp> I guess I can create a new account
#6638 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6639 [19:39] <biocorp> And pay for it
#6640 [19:39] <mib_zvtrmi> HELP, we have paid but can not down load stand alone
#6641 [19:39] <Alexander> I wonder if I will get banned if I check if Jeb has paid, mmm
#6642 [19:39] <biocorp> myself
#6643 [19:39] <Alexander> !paid Jeb_
#6644 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6645 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6646 [19:39] <Alexander> I guess not :D
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#6648 [19:39] <mib_gpw49a> can someone help me?
#6649 [19:39] * mib_jxpb23 [mib_jxpb23@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6650 [19:39] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_gpw49a
#6651 [19:39] * GreyBot kicked mib_gpw49a from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:808>)
#6652 [19:39] <ciervo> !paid ciervo
#6653 [19:39] <biocorp> Well thank you for your help people
#6654 [19:39] <xDefense> When I try to login to play, it says can't connect to minecraft.net, is this the same for you guys?
#6655 [19:39] <mib_jxpb23> GUYS
#6656 [19:40] <biocorp> maybe that is why
#6657 [19:40] <Schala_Zeal> does anyone know how to get 1.8 launched under Linux? the LauncherFrame classpath is no longer valid
#6658 [19:40] <Daz_W> ask the question if you have a problem
#6659 [19:40] <ciervo> xDefense: yes
#6660 [19:40] <biocorp> So see you later
#6661 [19:40] <Orangebob123> Guys
#6662 [19:40] <Orangebob123> why is minecraft down
#6663 [19:40] * aTx73 [aTx73@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6664 [19:40] <Orangebob123> multiplayer s down
#6665 [19:40] <ciervo> Orangebob123:
#6666 [19:40] <Alexander> @Orangebob updates by Tobias
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#6669 [19:40] <napoleon> why is maltyplayer down
#6670 [19:40] <xDefense> Notch is doing stuff :P
#6671 [19:40] <aTx73> It's very bad to can't connected
#6672 [19:40] <Alexander> You can try going in your CMD and using ipconfig /flushdns
#6673 [19:40] <Orangebob123> TOBIAS
#6674 [19:40] <Alexander> but for the rest..
#6675 [19:40] <Orangebob123> HURRY UP >:(
#6676 [19:40] <max11> how long till its up?
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#6678 [19:40] <xDefense> max11 No idea
#6679 [19:41] <Daz_W> Multiplayer is not down, just keep on trying
#6680 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> max11 - Check back in an hour
#6681 [19:41] <Orangebob123> that sucks!!!
#6682 [19:41] <Alexander> Start -> cmd -> Enter -> ipconfig /flushdns -> enter
#6683 [19:41] <Nafta> Monday at the latest
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#6685 [19:41] <Alexander> Might work.
#6686 [19:41] <Orangebob123> its been like 3
#6687 [19:41] <Alexander> As its DNS stuff hes doing
#6688 [19:41] <MajorHyp46> Can someone help me???
#6689 [19:41] <Nafta> its going to be a busy weekend
#6690 [19:41] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :hmmm, GreyVulpine, you know how you want to /cs flags #minecrafthelp lukegb +r? :P
#6691 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> Orangebob123 - Many of us here have waited a couple days for the auth/login server to stabilize
#6692 [19:41] <mib_r7sofl> besides turning off mcafee, anyone know how to make minecraft work with mcafee firewall?
#6693 [19:41] <andrewkm> anyone else having trouble logging into minecraft
#6694 [19:41] <max11> lol
#6695 [19:41] <napoleon> tx for help
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#6697 [19:41] <max11> andrew we all r
#6698 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> +r?
#6699 [19:41] <andrewkm> alright
#6700 [19:41] <MNR> Is minecraft down? because it's not letting me log in
#6701 [19:41] <max11> check back in an hour
#6702 [19:41] <Nafta> lol
#6703 [19:41] <max11> its down
#6704 [19:42] <MajorHyp46> Whenever i try starting up minecraft it says i cant connect to Minecraft.net
#6705 [19:42] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :GreyVulpine: /cs kick (hehehehehe)
#6706 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> No!
#6707 [19:42] <max11> ya its down ppl
#6708 [19:42] <jayjay1k> !Paid jayjay1k
#6709 [19:42] <EndermanO-O> oh 0-0 thats exactly why im here lol
#6710 [19:42] <ciervo> everyone is having trouble to log in
#6711 [19:42] <jayjay1k> YES I HAVE!!!!!!!
#6712 [19:42] <Daz_W> Is there no ops here that can set the topic to reflect this auth issue?
#6713 [19:42] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6714 [19:42] <napoleon> its down for sure
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#6716 [19:42] <max11> changes by Tobias
#6717 [19:42] <Schala> gah, net went down sorry
#6718 [19:42] <EndermanO-O> i thought my computer messed something up
#6719 [19:42] <max11> check back in an hour or so
#6720 [19:42] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :GreyVulpine can, but he's too lazy to change the topic
#6721 [19:42] <jayjay1k> has anyone else JUST bought the game?????
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#6723 [19:42] <Alexander> @Grey how much is bribing you again? :P
#6724 [19:42] <jayjay1k> anyone?
#6725 [19:42] <Alexander> 2 beers and a whiskey wasn't it?
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#6727 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> I don't take bribes...
#6728 [19:43] <Schala> so... what's the new command to launch Minecraft under Linux?
#6729 [19:43] <Daz_W> I do :)
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#6731 [19:43] <ciervo> schala can't you just click on it
#6732 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> Though, I could be persuaded for a couple bottles of Rum.
#6733 [19:43] <Nafta> Jayjay1k yes other people have just bought the game. but the problem for you is the same for everyone else. Minecraft is DOWN
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#6735 [19:43] <ciervo> Schala: to run it?
#6736 [19:43] <jayjay1k> !paid Jayjay1k
#6737 [19:43] <Alexander> @Grey You didn't say that when I showed you franklin
#6738 [19:43] <Schala> on Linux
#6739 [19:43] <jayjay1k> oh right
#6740 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> Lies!
#6741 [19:43] <TheNytangel> Schala, it is on the minecraft download page. http://minecraft.net/download.jsp
#6742 [19:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jayjay1k: have you filled out the form yet?
#6743 [19:43] <jayjay1k> thank you nafta
#6744 [19:43] <Alexander> No lies!
#6745 [19:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :And clicked send?
#6746 [19:43] <jayjay1k> which form luke?
#6747 [19:43] <Schala> it won't work
#6748 [19:43] <Alexander> !ISDOWN
#6749 [19:43] <GreyBot> Alexander: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#6750 [19:43] <Schala> that's whty I'm here
#6751 [19:43] <Alexander> Not down indeed.
#6752 [19:44] <jayjay1k> what form???
#6753 [19:44] <Daz_W> Schala I only run linux server its something like java minecraft.jar with some RAM flags
#6754 [19:44] <Alexander> Try ipconfig /flushdns
#6755 [19:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jayjay1k: http://www.minecraft.net/support/ - Account -> Premium -> I bought a premium account but my account is still regular
#6756 [19:44] <Schala> I opened the jar file to notice net/minecraft/LauncherFrame is no more
#6757 [19:44] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :We can't help you any more than to point you at the form.
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#6759 [19:44] <jayjay1k> oh no i didn't fill that in
#6760 [19:44] <ciervo> Schala: If you just simply right click and run with Sun Java
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#6762 [19:44] <frogmella> y wont it let me get in to minecraft
#6763 [19:44] <ciervo> I mean, I run it that way
#6764 [19:44] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, he doesn't know about anything other than windows..
#6765 [19:44] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6766 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#6767 [19:44] * GreyVulpine stabs TheNytangel
#6767 [19:44] <Schala> I did that but nothing happened even though my task manager said Java was running
#6768 [19:44] <frogmella> it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#6769 [19:44] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, why?
#6770 [19:45] <Nafta> Yes
#6771 [19:45] <ciervo> Schala: Sun Java or iced?
#6772 [19:45] * Alexander Starts building his own Linux distribution because apparently thats what all the cool kids are up to these days
#6772 [19:45] <frogmella> y is it
#6773 [19:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Alexander: isdown only checks the main site, not the login server
#6774 [19:45] * iownall555 [iownall555@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6775 [19:45] <ciervo> check you have not installed icedtea jvm
#6776 [19:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :GreyVulpine is too lazy to update GreyBot or something ;)
#6777 [19:45] <Alexander> Ah, I see. But he did mention it was DNS propegation I think
#6778 [19:45] <TheNytangel> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#6779 [19:45] <Schala> Sun Java... initially tried Iced but I was told I need Sun's
#6780 [19:45] <Nafta> Dunno it just is.
#6781 [19:45] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#6782 [19:45] <Alexander> In which case flushing the DNS tends to help
#6783 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Too lazy to configure SSL authentication through greybot's mIRC scripts
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#6785 [19:45] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheNytangel: the actual request is HTTPS ;D
#6786 [19:45] <ciervo> Schala: which distro are you using?
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#6788 [19:46] <Schala> Xubuntu
#6789 [19:46] <Daz_W> Schala: maybe killall java then try again
#6790 [19:46] <Schala> hmm ok
#6791 [19:46] <TheNytangel> lukegb, nobody cares. You can do it either way, secure or not
#6792 [19:46] <train> anyone know why its down?
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#6795 [19:46] <Griffrez> When I try to login to Minecraft using the launcher and it says "Can't connect to minecraft.net"... what is the cause?
#6796 [19:46] <Alexander> I am willing to make a bot for it but it'd be called RealDoll >: D
#6797 [19:46] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I feel bad
#6798 [19:46] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6799 [19:46] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheNytangel: but then it's inconsistent! :P
#6800 [19:46] <skippydippy> hello
#6801 [19:46] <ferminter> hi im playing minecraft and it says error can someone hrlp
#6802 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Griffrez - Site's experiencing problems, check back later
#6803 [19:46] <Griffrez> :(
#6804 [19:46] <train> the website is down
#6805 [19:46] <ciervo> Griffrez: site is down
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#6807 [19:46] <Griffrez> That sucks
#6808 [19:46] <Daz_W> Griffrez: just keep on trying
#6809 [19:46] <Griffrez> The website isn't down.
#6810 [19:46] <skippydippy> why does it just continue to log in? it doesnt even say, "cant log in to minecraft"
#6811 [19:46] <Griffrez> www.minecraft.net is up
#6812 [19:46] <Alexander> Try flushing the DNS
#6813 [19:46] <train> the thing is down
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#6815 [19:46] <train> the game
#6816 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> The website and the auth server are two seperate servers
#6817 [19:46] <train> i meant
#6818 [19:46] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, my friend remembered his minecraft password on the website on my computer, and I used a program to get it.. now I know his minecraft password.. :P
#6819 [19:47] <Griffrez> I forgot the cmd command to flush DNS
#6820 [19:47] * GreyVulpine snrks
#6820 [19:47] <train> lol
#6821 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> ipconfig /flushdns
#6822 [19:47] * |Kiikun|Janus| [|Kiikun|Janus|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6823 [19:47] <skippydippy> why does it just continue to log in? it doesnt even say, "cant log in to minecraft"
#6824 [19:47] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6825 [19:47] <skippydippy> ok
#6826 [19:47] <Orangebob123> griffrez www.minecraft.net is up?
#6827 [19:47] <Griffrez> Minecraft isn't down.
#6828 [19:47] <Griffrez> www.minecraft.net is up
#6829 [19:47] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Okay, fine
#6830 [19:48] <TheNytangel> skippydippy, the auth servers are down -_-
#6831 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.net may be up, doesn't mean the auth servers are
#6832 [19:48] <Griffrez> Oh
#6833 [19:48] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :The Minecraft login servers are down. You will not be able to log in to Minecraft at this time.
#6834 [19:48] <Griffrez> Ye
#6835 [19:48] <Griffrez> Login.minecraft.net doesn't seem to be responding
#6836 [19:48] <Destructor16> Is there an wstimated uptime for the auth servers, or is it just by ear?
#6837 [19:48] <Destructor16> estimated*
#6838 [19:48] <Nafta> Greyvulpine is it because of the new login screen?
#6839 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Destructor16 - Mojang's currently working on it. No ETA yet
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#6841 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Nafta - We have no idea
#6842 [19:49] <Destructor16> Thanks Gray
#6843 [19:49] <jayjay1k> is there anything about it on Notch's Twitter feed???
#6844 [19:49] * theflib [theflib@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6845 [19:49] <Nafta> no
#6846 [19:49] * mr_pants [mr_pants@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6847 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> jayjay1k - No, but there is on mollstam's
#6848 [19:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam
#6849 [19:49] <jayjay1k> alrighty.
#6850 [19:49] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :The #!/ makes me sad.
#6851 [19:49] <ofaskrs> So what are these "Major Issues"?
#6852 [19:49] <Daz_W> This login issue seems to be creating two problems for multiplayer, the first is when you log in, the second is when you try and connect to a server, I'm very new to this but, from what I am reading, the server then tries to authenticate players with the mc servers so if you have control of the server try disabling "online mode" in server.properties
#6853 [19:49] <Alexander> aH
#6854 [19:49] <Griffrez> TheNytangel
#6855 [19:49] <Orangebob123> dangit
#6856 [19:49] <Orangebob123> :(
#6857 [19:49] <TheNytangel> What
#6858 [19:50] <Alexander> yOU CAN fix the last one
#6859 [19:50] <Alexander> But its not safe
#6860 [19:50] <Griffrez> You could get a really stupid skin and change your friend's skin. And see how much time he would take to notice. :P
#6861 [19:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mollstam: Also want to add edge locations for login in EU and Asia, but that involves some launcher update I guess. <-- can't you use anycast? :P
#6862 [19:50] <Orangebob123> hmm
#6863 [19:50] <Alexander> I for one refuse to
#6864 [19:50] <Griffrez> And also
#6865 [19:50] <Nafta> lol Amazon caught fire
#6866 [19:50] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, I could do that anyways, his password is already remember on my computer, remember? I just got the REAL password, instead of not knowing what it is
#6867 [19:51] <Griffrez> If he saved his password on your PC... I guess he is either stupid, or he trusted you, or both.
#6868 [19:51] <jayjay1k> lol.
#6869 [19:51] <Orangebob123> ugh IM SO BORED
#6870 [19:51] <Griffrez> Oh
#6871 [19:51] <Griffrez> But
#6872 [19:51] <Nafta> Read a book
#6873 [19:51] <Griffrez> Nytangel
#6874 [19:51] <Griffrez> What browser are you using?
#6875 [19:51] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, actually, he logged in, but I hurried up and clicked "remember password" XD
#6876 [19:51] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, IE
#6877 [19:51] <Griffrez> Oh
#6878 [19:51] <Griffrez> It's on the launcher itself
#6879 [19:51] <Griffrez> I thought it was on the website
#6880 [19:51] <jayjay1k> Firefox FTW!!! :)
#6881 [19:52] <Griffrez> If it was on the website and you were using Firefox, you could see the password
#6882 [19:52] <ofaskrs> Just logged in
#6883 [19:52] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, I know
#6884 [19:52] <jayjay1k> ofaskrs, you just logged in MC?
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#6887 [19:53] <Griffrez> I hope that the servers' down times are for improving stability and connection speed.
#6888 [19:53] <Griffrez> :D
#6889 [19:53] <jayjay1k> *agrees*
#6890 [19:53] <ofaskrs> yup, but multiplayer auth failed so I guess not
#6891 [19:53] <Destructor16> To quote "Something caught fire"
#6892 [19:53] <Nafta> Greyvulpine Auth server being down aside. When i go to play offline it goes to a loading screen and stops at 95%
#6893 [19:53] <Griffrez> It's awful it get 90% of time "Cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#6894 [19:53] <Late4Dinner> I cant start minecraft it "cant connect to minecraft.net"
#6895 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Nafta - with done loading, try doing a force update through the launcher
#6896 [19:53] <Orangebob123> x(
#6897 [19:53] <Griffrez> And I still have to wait 10 secs for it to show.
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#6899 [19:53] <Griffrez> Late4Dinner: The login servers are down.
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#6901 [19:54] <jayjay1k> i can't log in through the launcher T_T *Kills self*
#6902 [19:54] <Cook> Hey
#6903 [19:54] <theflib> how long have they been down?
#6904 [19:54] <beastlyblu> :P
#6905 [19:54] <jayjay1k> like an hour?
#6906 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> theflib - Up and down the past couple of days
#6907 [19:54] <Nafta> Greyvulpine thought the force update wouldn't work with the auth server eing down
#6908 [19:54] <Griffrez> Late4Dinner: Go get a cup of coffee or something, a book, watch some TV, they might come back.
#6909 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Nafta - They won't
#6910 [19:54] <beastlyblu> no 2 hours
#6911 [19:54] <beastlyblu> ugh
#6912 [19:54] <jayjay1k> more and more people coming in sayig they can't connect over the past hour
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#6914 [19:54] <Cook> I was about to ask when will they be back up
#6915 [19:54] <beastlyblu> i'll go do something else
#6916 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Nafta - Once the servers are back up, your problem will be fixed
#6917 [19:54] <beastlyblu> BYE
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#6919 [19:54] <Nafta> greyvulpine roger wait till its back up
#6920 [19:54] * Viking667 waves a hello
#6920 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> \o
#6921 [19:54] <Griffrez> It should take roughly the same time that www.minecraft.net was down
#6922 [19:54] <Griffrez> ~2 hours or more
#6923 [19:54] <jayjay1k> i think everyone should either go read a book, annoy your parents, harass your lover, or masterbate.
#6924 [19:55] * reaper-ste [reaper-ste@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6925 [19:55] <Griffrez> masturbate*
#6926 [19:55] <jayjay1k> :P
#6927 [19:55] <theflib> are those mutually exclusive?
#6928 [19:55] * GreyVulpine masticates
#6928 [19:55] <Nafta> masterbait*
#6929 [19:55] * mib_5f752i [mib_5f752i@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6930 [19:55] <jayjay1k> of course.
#6931 [19:55] <Griffrez> At least type it right.
#6932 [19:55] <Viking667> that sounds like login|www.minecraft.net is down...
#6933 [19:55] <jayjay1k> lol i live in the UK and that's how i spell it.
#6934 [19:55] <Viking667> meisterbeat... naah.
#6935 [19:55] <Griffrez> LOL
#6936 [19:55] <ofaskrs> While we're waiting, anybody wanna share something cool they're building?
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#6938 [19:55] <jayjay1k> masturbate i blieve is the american version.
#6939 [19:55] <jayjay1k> believe*
#6940 [19:55] <Nafta> I got a story if yall want to hear it..
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#6942 [19:55] <jayjay1k> I DO!!!
#6943 [19:56] <Viking667> jayjay1k: actually, that's the correct spelling all over
#6944 [19:56] <jayjay1k> OO ME ME!
#6945 [19:56] <Griffrez> jayjay1k
#6946 [19:56] <jayjay1k> it is? oh lol
#6947 [19:56] <Griffrez> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/masterbate?r=75&src=ref&ch=dic
#6948 [19:56] <jayjay1k> heh!
#6949 [19:56] <Griffrez> Talk to me after you see that...
#6950 [19:56] <Griffrez> <.<
#6951 [19:56] <jayjay1k> ive been doing it wrong for years then ;) LOL
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#6953 [19:56] <reaper-ste> can any 1 help me when i load minecraft an try to log in it just says loggin in but nuthin happends what should i do
#6954 [19:56] <Nafta> I went to the store the other day and bought a blueberry pie. Took it home and had a slice. Decided i didn't like it so i took it back.
#6955 [19:56] <Griffrez> Doin' it 'rong
#6956 [19:56] <jayjay1k> omg you actually pulled up the diction ary, you utter nub lol
#6957 [19:56] <Vincent> Hello people, any word from officials when the MC Client Logon problem will be solved yet?
#6958 [19:57] <keret> i need help!!~!
#6959 [19:57] <Griffrez> It's an online dictionary
#6960 [19:57] <jayjay1k> lol Nafta, you gangster you.
#6961 [19:57] <Destructor16> No
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#6963 [19:57] <Griffrez> I took half a second to type it.
#6964 [19:57] <Destructor16> It could be in 2 minutes or 2 weeks
#6965 [19:57] <tikibro> hi i have been trying to login to minecraft but i type my password and its loads and it either says try again or just keeps trying to login any help?
#6966 [19:57] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6967 [19:57] <quiggle> There needs to be a word from notch
#6968 [19:57] <mib_bloky> I just bought MC and I think I see why I can't login, still down I assume?
#6969 [19:57] <keret> i cant login to minecraft'
#6970 [19:57] <Destructor16> Will people please read the announcement when you log into the channel?
#6971 [19:57] <mib_bloky> ok
#6972 [19:57] <quiggle> Did he say anthing on twitter
#6973 [19:57] <Nafta> Minecraft is down.
#6974 [19:57] <mib_bloky> lol
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#6976 [19:57] <Griffrez> tikibro: Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline
#6977 [19:57] <tikibro> how long will it be for do you know
#6978 [19:57] <ofaskrs> I love that people never read the welcome messages explaining that the auth servers are down
#6979 [19:57] <keret> oh thats y
#6980 [19:57] * mib_s88j4v [mib_s88j4v@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6981 [19:58] <Destructor16> Unknown time
#6982 [19:58] <jayjay1k> MNIECRAFT BREAKING NEWS: Minecraft is NOT EVER COMING BACK! notch set amazon on fire with his Chuck Norris beam!!!!!!!
#6983 [19:58] <Griffrez> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, I repeat.
#6984 [19:58] <keret> wen will it be fixed
#6985 [19:58] <Viking667> No definitions found for "masterbate", perhaps you mean:
#6986 [19:58] <Viking667> gcide: masturbate
#6987 [19:58] <Griffrez> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#6990 [19:58] <Viking667> ooops.
#6991 [19:58] <mib_bloky> I was just asking, announcment removal I doubt is automatic...
#6992 [19:58] * cdoubletrouble [cdoubletrouble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6993 [19:58] <mib_7ci7lc> Hello
#6994 [19:58] <TheNytangel> Griffrez, his skin is now Quagmire from Family Guy
#6995 [19:58] <mib_s88j4v> HELP I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY MINECRAFT OFFLINE
#6996 [19:58] <Viking667> that was from dict.org
#6997 [19:58] <mib_s88j4v> HELP I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY MINECRAFT OFFLINE
#6998 [19:58] <mib_7ci7lc> I Have a question
#6999 [19:58] <reaper-ste> server for what im a noob to this game
#7000 [19:58] <jayjay1k> mollstam Tobias Mollstam The login service is currently down for most of you. A part of Amazon caught fire (proverbially) and they're looking into it.
#7001 [19:58] <Viking667> mib_s88j4v: have you been able to play it online previously?
#7002 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Don't spam
#7003 [19:58] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_s88j4v dont/spam
#7004 [19:58] <VoxelHead> mib_s88j4v: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#7005 [19:58] <Nafta> in order to play MC offline you need to play it online once
#7006 [19:58] <tikibro> how long will it be down for?
#7007 [19:58] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out.
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#7009 [19:58] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out.
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#7011 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Easy there Destructor16
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#7013 [19:59] <jayjay1k> it's not an actual fire....
#7014 [19:59] <mib_7ci7lc> When I Try To Log In I Cant Connect to minecraft.net
#7015 [19:59] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out.
#7016 [19:59] <jayjay1k> its just overloaded with requests from minecraft
#7017 [19:59] * gretchen [gretchen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7018 [19:59] <keret> same
#7019 [19:59] <Vincent> Is there anyway to temporary bypass the Auth Check to play on servers??
#7020 [19:59] <mib_bloky> notch tried DDR next to the server didn't he
#7021 [19:59] <TheNytangel> Easy Hoss
#7022 [19:59] <jayjay1k> not a real fire.
#7023 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Vincent- No
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#7025 [19:59] <mib_s88j4v> i downloaded the exe. minecraft thing but every time i run it it doesnt work
#7026 [19:59] <gunther> i cant log in any more it just randomly says cant connect to minecraft.net
#7027 [19:59] <jayjay1k> the server is being overworked by people buying the game.
#7028 [19:59] <Viking667> maybe it's just as well I've already logged in. Let's hope I don't have to reset the client for any reason.
#7029 [19:59] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7030 [19:59] <mib_7ci7lc> Same gunther
#7031 [19:59] <jayjay1k> noth is officially a Billionaire. lol
#7032 [19:59] <Destructor16> Better? :P
#7033 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Auth servers are down. Try later
#7034 [19:59] <jayjay1k> notch*
#7035 [19:59] <Chris> I tried downloading minecraft 1.8 pre release and i think i deleted one of the main minecraft files to run the game is there anyway i can re download them?
#7036 [19:59] <Vincent> Yea the Auth Servers are down
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#7038 [20:00] <noisymanray> I can log in to minecraft.net :P
#7039 [20:00] <gunther> so its being overloaded
#7040 [20:00] * mib_neajkz [mib_neajkz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7041 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> Chris - Force update through the launcher
#7042 [20:00] <mib_s88j4v> can someone please help me?
#7043 [20:00] <Chris> doesnt connect to minecraft.net
#7044 [20:00] <mib_bloky> notch needs to cash out some better servers the forum is always laggy too
#7045 [20:00] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7046 [20:00] <gunther> me too
#7047 [20:00] <noisymanray> Try in browser
#7048 [20:00] <mib_neajkz> My game wont start, can you help me?
#7049 [20:00] * Viking667 disconnects to reduce the flood.
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#7050 [20:00] <mib_s88j4v> can someone please help me?
#7051 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_neajkz - We can't do anything here
#7052 [20:00] <noisymanray> Try playing minecraft in browser
#7053 [20:00] <mib_bloky> pretty sure in browser worked for me
#7054 [20:00] <Alexander> The forum isn't hosted by Mojang but by CurseForge
#7055 [20:00] <keret> so minecrfat is down???
#7056 [20:00] <Nafta> greyvulpine shouldn't you add to that force update responce to wait till servers come up?
#7057 [20:00] <mib_7ci7lc> but i am also playing on 1.8 leaked :/
#7058 [20:00] <mollstam> I'm le tired
#7059 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.8
#7060 [20:00] <noisymanray> Try playing minecraft in browser
#7061 [20:00] <gunther> ooooooo ino its probly the 1.8 update in progress
#7062 [20:00] <VoxelHead> 1.8: WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#7063 [20:00] <mib_bloky> oh, welll that explains that curse and all
#7064 [20:01] * GreyVulpine points
#7064 [20:01] <jayjay1k> mollstam i was just on your twitter lol :)
#7065 [20:01] * GreyVulpine hugs mollstam.
#7065 [20:01] <Alexander> @Mollstam Why did you have to drop that kerosine on the server? Why?
#7066 [20:01] <mjacobinc> My Minecraft launcher gets stuck on logging in, then goes to cannot correct
#7067 [20:01] <mib_s88j4v> i downloaded the exe. minecraft thing but every time i run it it doesnt work
#7068 [20:01] <mjacobinc> why?
#7069 [20:01] <mib_7ci7lc> idc bout the saves, just to log in
#7070 [20:01] <Vincent> ok well the in-browser version works
#7071 [20:01] <jayjay1k> i just purchased the game but its not coming through??? whats going on mollstam???
#7072 [20:01] <Destructor16> #mib Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7073 [20:01] * mib_4y68c5 [mib_4y68c5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#7075 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> mollstam, run!
#7076 [20:01] <tikibro> i ty to load minecraft in browser... it loads and then the screen goes black
#7077 [20:01] <Alexander> @JayJay have some patience, might take a day or so
#7078 [20:01] <mib_neajkz> i have downloaded it and it worked today but now it wont let me on
#7079 [20:01] <Alexander> Guys, lets form an angry mob on Mollstam
#7080 [20:01] <jayjay1k> oh
#7081 [20:01] <keret> so minecrfat is down
#7082 [20:01] <mollstam> jayjay1k: hang on, you can't log in if it did : )
#7083 [20:01] <keret> ?
#7084 [20:01] <keret> ?
#7085 [20:01] <keret> ?
#7086 [20:01] <mib_s88j4v> i downloaded the exe. minecraft thing but every time i run it it doesnt work
#7087 [20:02] <Alexander> We need a tagline to start with
#7088 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> Don't spam
#7089 [20:02] <gunther> ya i htink its the update
#7090 [20:02] <mib_neajkz> dedo
#7091 [20:02] * noisymanray [noisymanray@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7092 [20:02] <jayjay1k> it mollstam, it says i'm not even a premium user though :(
#7093 [20:02] <keret> so is MC down
#7094 [20:02] <Destructor16> @mib the servers are down, It wont work at the moment
#7095 [20:02] <mib_neajkz> i click login and it wont work
#7096 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> keret - Yes
#7097 [20:02] <gunther> ya
#7098 [20:02] <keret> thank you
#7099 [20:02] <Alexander> !paid GreyVulpine
#7100 [20:02] <Alexander> :)
#7101 [20:02] <Alexander> oddly that still works
#7102 [20:02] <jayjay1k> !paid jayjay1k
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#7104 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#7105 [20:02] <Alexander> !paid Mollstam
#7106 [20:02] <gunther> thks 4 the help
#7107 [20:02] <jayjay1k> I HAVE PAID omg.
#7108 [20:02] <mib_s88j4v> IM NOT MAD BUT CAN SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION =] HOW COME EVERYTIME I RUN MINECRAFT .EXXE IT DOESNT WORK
#7109 [20:02] <cdoubletrouble> can anyone help i clicked i login and it says cant connect to minecraft server
#7110 [20:02] <jayjay1k> that's so annoying
#7111 [20:02] <Nafta> !paid
#7112 [20:02] <Alexander> Interdasting
#7113 [20:02] <mjacobinc> Is there an expected uptime?
#7114 [20:03] <mib_bloky> !paid BlockinmyPocket
#7115 [20:03] <Alexander> !paid Mollstam
#7116 [20:03] <mib_neajkz> so its down for afew days YES or NO
#7117 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_s88j4v - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT DOESN'T WORK?
#7118 [20:03] <Nafta> !paid Nafta
#7119 [20:03] <Chris> GreyVulpine when will it be back up? i cant force update until the sites working..
#7120 [20:03] <Alexander> It refuses to do Mollstam
#7121 [20:03] <tikibro> how long will minecraft be down for?
#7122 [20:03] <Destructor16> @Mja None, sorry
#7123 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> Chris - No ETA, sorry
#7124 [20:03] <Alexander> Now what would be causing that
#7125 [20:03] <Cook> I paid for mincrafy
#7126 [20:03] <Cook> craft**
#7127 [20:03] <noisymanray> EVERYBODY JUST PLAY IN BROWSER
#7128 [20:03] <mjacobinc> Okay thanks
#7129 [20:03] <mib_bloky> jayjay try using the browser version
#7130 [20:03] <Chris> Guess il just wait it out..
#7131 [20:03] <mib_neajkz> ok thanks for the help have a nice night
#7132 [20:03] <Alexander> !paid Osama_Bin_Laden
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#7134 [20:03] <froglegstew> Can someone help me. My minecraft doesn't work anymore or it no longer lets me play it. Everytime I try to run it a window pops up saying *Windows cannot access the specified device, path, or file. You may not have the appropriate permissions to access the item* It's never done that before. Why is it doing it now and how do I fix it?
#7135 [20:03] <Alexander> ! The terrorist!
#7136 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Please don't spam with the bots
#7137 [20:03] <mollstam> Alexander: I broke it
#7138 [20:03] <mjacobinc> !paid mjacobinc
#7139 [20:03] * Kaito [Kaito@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7140 [20:03] <tikibro> browser doesnt work for me the screen just goes black
#7141 [20:03] * mib_phuva6 [mib_phuva6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#7144 [20:04] <Alexander> @Grey Sorry but it's to tempting to find out who paid ;P
#7145 [20:04] <noisymanray> !paid hi
#7146 [20:04] <KyroNeedshelp> I Need HelP!
#7147 [20:04] <Alexander> @Mollstam how'd you do that? :P
#7148 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> !help
#7149 [20:04] <noisymanray> !paid noisymanray
#7150 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> !disable
#7151 [20:04] * xxTRYxxHARDxx [xxTRYxxHARDxx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7152 [20:04] <jayjay1k> i try to play the browser and it says this: You need to purchase the game to play Minecraft BUY NOW
#7153 [20:04] <dillon1005> my minecraft say cant connect to minecraft.net
#7154 [20:04] <KyroNeedshelp> Hello? I Need Help!
#7155 [20:04] <jayjay1k> when i HAVE PURCHASED it :@
#7156 [20:04] <tikibro> how long will it be down for?
#7157 [20:04] <mata> Please help me. I "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#7158 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> jayjay1k - You need to pay for an account before you can play it
#7159 [20:04] <xxTRYxxHARDxx> niplez :D
#7160 [20:04] <Destructor16> Yes Kyro?
#7161 [20:04] <jayjay1k> i did pay
#7162 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> mata - Auth server's down
#7163 [20:04] <noisymanray> !paid mata
#7164 [20:04] <dillon1005> my minecraft say cant connect to minecraft.net
#7165 [20:04] <jayjay1k> i put in my card details and it worked
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#7167 [20:05] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7168 [20:05] <mata> huh? i have paid
#7169 [20:05] <Cook> !paid cook
#7170 [20:05] <KyroNeedshelp> I Can't Play Minecraft Under Technical Difficulties.
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#7172 [20:05] <mata> OH
#7173 [20:05] <mata> OK
#7174 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> jayjay1k - Then check your credit card's history, see if there's a record of payment going to Mojang AB
#7175 [20:05] <onejian> anyone having problems logging in?
#7176 [20:05] <schnozzle> Why can't I log into Minecraft?
#7177 [20:05] <dillon1005> my minecraft say cant connect to minecraft.net
#7178 [20:05] * Skable[AWAY] [Skable[AWAY]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7179 [20:05] <higgy> how long have the servers been down?
#7180 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> onejian - yes, auth servers are down
#7181 [20:05] <Destructor16> @One, Yes, most people
#7182 [20:05] <mata> so i cant log on until further notice?
#7183 [20:05] <noisymanray> !help
#7184 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> mata - Yes
#7185 [20:05] <xxTRYxxHARDxx> NO 1 CAN LOg IN??
#7186 [20:05] <onejian> oh thanks Greyvulpine. i thought i am the only one here.
#7187 [20:05] <Alexander> Guys NOBODY can connect to Minecraft right now, Mollstam dropped Kerosine and a match on the servers.
#7188 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> AUTH SERVERS ARE DOWN, TRY THE IN-BROWSER CLIENT
#7189 [20:05] <schnozzle> Do you get paid GreyVulpine?
#7190 [20:05] <tikibro> how long for?
#7191 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> WE DO NOT KNOW
#7192 [20:05] <mata> and, since this is my first time playing an auth copy, I now can;t play it offline either....great
#7193 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Just be patient, try again later
#7194 [20:06] <Destructor16> @mata, yes, you can play offline
#7195 [20:06] <Alexander> @Grey perhaps replace the MOTD by it for a while mate?
#7196 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Or attempt to use the in-browser client
#7197 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Nobody reads that thing anyways
#7198 [20:06] <onejian> but the browser version is only creative right?
#7199 [20:06] <skippydippy> I have a problem with my contction Minecraft
#7200 [20:06] <schnozzle> DO U GET PAID
#7201 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> onejian - No
#7202 [20:06] <higgy> how long has the server been down?
#7203 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - No
#7204 [20:06] <Destructor16> @Skippy Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7205 [20:06] <mata> no i cant, destructor, b/c i havent downloader minecraft.jar yet
#7206 [20:06] <dillon1005> when will server be back on
#7207 [20:06] <jayjay1k> anyone got a spare premium account? :D BAAAH.
#7208 [20:06] * Alexander sadly walks back to his corner realizing he's nobody
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#7209 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> dillon1005 - No ETA as of yet
#7210 [20:06] <skippydippy> I have a problem with my contction Minecraft
#7211 [20:07] <xxTRYxxHARDxx> whats happening
#7212 [20:07] <dillon1005> kk
#7213 [20:07] <Destructor16> @Mata, Sorry, didnt realise that
#7214 [20:07] <xxTRYxxHARDxx> ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#7215 [20:07] <skippydippy> majeurbil
#7216 [20:07] <randomname> oh its down
#7217 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Auth servers are down, try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
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#7220 [20:07] <randomname> kk
#7221 [20:07] <randomname> is minecraft.net like
#7222 [20:07] * GreyVulpine OIs.
#7222 [20:07] <mollstam> you should have "ath server down" as join message: )
#7223 [20:07] <randomname> supposed to be the web page
#7224 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> mollstam - We'll still get those questions
#7225 [20:08] <mollstam> true
#7226 [20:08] <mollstam> : D
#7227 [20:08] * Pitlocky [Pitlocky@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7228 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> Nobody reads the darn things
#7229 [20:08] * mr_wibble [mr_wibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7230 [20:08] <Alexander> I read them :
#7231 [20:08] <mollstam> randomname: what do you get?
#7232 [20:08] <froglegstew> Can someone help me. My minecraft doesn't work anymore or it no longer lets me play it. Everytime I try to run it a window pops up saying *Windows cannot access the specified device, path, or file. You may not have the appropriate permissions to access the item* It's never done that before. Why is it doing it now and how do I fix it?
#7233 [20:08] <jayjay1k> mollstam can you please check and see if you recieved my payment???
#7234 [20:08] <Alexander> They are like literature for me
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#7236 [20:08] <Alexander> The Minecraft Authentication Servers are DOWN, nobody can connect at this time. Please be patient as it is fixed, we do not know when it will be back up.
#7237 [20:08] <hammer> how can i play minecraft on my hard drive ...I have downloaded the executable and an icon appears on my desktop ...however I cannot log in.
#7238 [20:08] * Reece [Reece@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7239 [20:08] <AG_Scott> ??> dont/pm mr_wibble
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#7241 [20:08] <AG_Scott> blargh!
#7242 [20:08] <Fabio> ^^^
#7243 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> hammer - Auth servers are down, try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7244 [20:08] <jayjay1k> login servers are down.
#7245 [20:08] <TheNytangel> Pro tip: Amazon.com sells tanks. Military tanks
#7246 [20:09] * fuogo [fuogo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7247 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> YOU LIE!
#7248 [20:09] <Fabio> i cannot connect to minecraft.net at the launch screen. suggestions?
#7249 [20:09] <Reece> my minecraft wont login? what should i do?
#7250 [20:09] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, go look :P
#7251 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Fabio - http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7252 [20:09] <onejian> @grey thanks for the help.
#7253 [20:09] <fuogo> same
#7254 [20:09] <KyroNeedshelp> My Problem Is This, <html><body>fontcolor="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>failed to update news <br> java.netsocketexception:permission denined. Can You Help Me With That?
#7255 [20:09] * mistaman212 [mistaman212@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#7257 [20:09] <jayjay1k> Fabio, wait. it will be back on ASAP.
#7258 [20:09] <Destructor16> @hammer - try disabling the internet so minecraft doesn't detect an internet connection, and automatically goes to the offline option mode
#7259 [20:09] <Alexander> I heard Notch' hat can be bought on amazon.com
#7260 [20:09] <mistaman212> Hi
#7261 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> KyroNeedshelp - Check your firewall/security software. Allow java through
#7262 [20:09] <Pitlocky> i have been have having serious trouble logging into my account through the client launcher for at least a month now.
#7263 [20:09] <Pitlocky> seriously
#7264 [20:09] <Pitlocky> wtf
#7265 [20:09] <Destructor16> @pitlocky, Auth servers are down
#7266 [20:09] <AG_Scott> mollstam: Mojang should give GreyVulpine a prize! http://statistics.minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp.html
#7267 [20:09] <Pitlocky> for over a MONTH now?
#7268 [20:09] <mistaman212> can someone help me with minecraft?
#7269 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Oh dear god no AG_Scott.
#7270 [20:09] <mollstam> jayjay1k: what username?
#7271 [20:10] <jayjay1k> same as on here, jayjay1k
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#7273 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Stop bringing up my stats in here. >.>
#7274 [20:10] <randomname> oh sorry for afk
#7275 [20:10] <AG_Scott> lol
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#7277 [20:10] <randomname> um
#7278 [20:10] <Destructor16> @pitlocky did you not report it to mojang?
#7279 [20:10] <randomname> it just says cant connect to minecraft.net
#7280 [20:10] <Pitlocky> how would i do that ._.
#7281 [20:10] <Fabio> I can only connect to minecraft.net at the launch screen only about 10% of the time.
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#7283 [20:10] <randomname> and it takes a long time
#7284 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> randomname - Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7285 [20:10] <howdy> hello?
#7286 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#7287 [20:10] <Destructor16> Tweet it to notch or look on the help pages?
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#7289 [20:10] <Pitlocky> ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#7290 [20:10] <randomname> can i still connect to the servers like mineworx
#7291 [20:10] <randomname> or
#7292 [20:10] <howdy> i am not able to login to minecraft
#7293 [20:10] <AG_Scott> You should still get a prize.
#7294 [20:10] <randomname> is it just the classic version
#7295 [20:10] <tsbell73> same
#7296 [20:10] <mistaman212> I need help with my in browser minecraft
#7297 [20:11] <Alexander> Woah, seems I need to spam more in here to get rank 1 in there :P
#7298 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> randomname - Provided the server has authentication off
#7299 [20:11] <Destructor16> @howdy Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7300 [20:11] <mollstam> jayjay1k: can't see anything yet
#7301 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - You'll never beat me >..
#7302 [20:11] <tsbell73> im running six of the launchers lol
#7303 [20:11] <jayjay1k> ARGH.
#7304 [20:11] <randomname> oh k
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#7306 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> I'm here, all. the. time.
#7307 [20:11] <Alexander> @Grey Challenge accepted.
#7308 [20:11] <KyroNeedshelp> how do i do that? Allow Java Through The Firewall?
#7309 [20:11] <mistaman212> Can anyone help me? Please?
#7310 [20:11] <jayjay1k> i guess i'm not allowed to use it for 24 hours then (my card)
#7311 [20:11] <KyroNeedshelp> And i Think It Is Allowed through.
#7312 [20:11] <Alexander> I could develop a bot that recognizes the words spoken and gives set responces back
#7313 [20:11] * mib_5r5trc [mib_5r5trc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7314 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> KyroNeedshelp - Depends on what firewall or security software you're running. Try disabling it to test
#7315 [20:11] <mollstam> mistaman212: what's up?
#7316 [20:11] <jayjay1k> cards SUCK.
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#7318 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - We have SEVERAL bots here
#7319 [20:11] <AG_Scott> Alexander: and we would ban it
#7320 [20:11] <Alexander> I'd defo beat you then >: D
#7321 [20:11] <howdy> i had many mods so i deleted my minecrft file and i can't dowload them without entering minecraft
#7322 [20:11] <mib_5r5trc> help
#7323 [20:11] <mib_5r5trc> me
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#7326 [20:11] <mib_5r5trc> plz
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#7328 [20:12] <jayjay1k> someone give me a redeem code!!! >.< lol :((
#7329 [20:12] <Reece> i cant log on and i havent i downloaded it resonly and i cant play single player?
#7330 [20:12] <xarcus> hello
#7331 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_5r5trc - With
#7332 [20:12] <mistaman212> My minecraft in browser goes white when i try to play it
#7333 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_5r5trc - What
#7334 [20:12] <Alexander> .....You'd ban a bot doing your job? :(
#7335 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_5r5trc - exactly
#7336 [20:12] <xarcus> me too. I can't log in either.
#7337 [20:12] <Pitlocky> the hlep doesn't help
#7338 [20:12] <mib_5r5trc> i cant log in]
#7339 [20:12] <Pitlocky> *help
#7340 [20:12] <Xeontom> any body having problems logging in ot the client
#7341 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_5r5trc - Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7342 [20:12] <Destructor16> @xarcus Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7343 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Xeontom - Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7344 [20:12] <Alexander> I dare to bet 80% of the questions asked in here can be recognized and answered
#7345 [20:12] <xarcus> Playing the in browser version works though.
#7346 [20:12] <KyroNeedshelp> Ok What About The, Can't Connect To Minecraft.net? I Have Had That For.... Quite A Few Days, I Am Going CRAZY!
#7347 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - We already have several bots like that
#7348 [20:12] <Destructor16> @alaxader. Try it lol
#7349 [20:12] <higgy> in browser works just fine
#7350 [20:12] <Pitlocky> you can't play the leaked 1.8 in browser though
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#7352 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> KyroNeedshelp- Auth server's having some issues right now
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#7354 [20:12] <jayjay1k> ATTENTION: LOGIN SERVERS/AUTH SERVERS FOR MINECRAFT ARE DOWN, BUT THE WEBSITE IS STILL FULLY WORKING, TRY USING THE BROWSER VERSION OF THE GAME.
#7355 [20:12] <Destructor16> Alexander*
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#7357 [20:13] <mistaman212> molstam
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#7359 [20:13] <AG_Scott> ??> dont/pm howdy
#7360 [20:13] <Alexander> MMm, I might
#7361 [20:13] <xarcus> ah. when will the servers be up?
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#7363 [20:13] <AG_Scott> ffs
#7364 [20:13] <Alexander> I also promised i'd make a roster-system for educations and such some time
#7365 [20:13] <Destructor16> Unknown time
#7366 [20:13] <AG_Scott> I keep doing it backwards.
#7367 [20:13] <higgy> everyone just go there till the auth servers are fixed
#7368 [20:13] <Pitlocky> THE BROWSER VERSION DOESN'T LET YOU PLAY 1.8
#7369 [20:13] <Alexander> Automatic one
#7370 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - We have no ETA on that
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#7372 [20:13] <Pitlocky> SO THERE
#7373 [20:13] <AG_Scott> ??> howdy dont/pm
#7374 [20:13] <xarcus> WELL FIDDLESTICKS
#7375 [20:13] <VoxelHead> howdy: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#7376 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> Pitlocky - TOUGH LUCK
#7377 [20:13] <Pitlocky> FAP
#7378 [20:13] <mib_6l9gpm> hey
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#7380 [20:13] <mib_6l9gpm> i need help
#7381 [20:13] <Destructor16> @Pitlocky Wow, you have to play 1.7 for another few hours, big deal
#7382 [20:13] <jayjay1k> 1.8 isn't Official yet, only a pre-release.
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#7384 [20:13] <mib_6l9gpm> please
#7385 [20:13] <snper19> is anyone aware of what caused the crash?
#7386 [20:13] <KyroNeedshelp> And The Web Browser Don't Work Either, it Says... Error CLick For Details But Frezze's The Page.
#7387 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - With?
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#7389 [20:13] <howdy> thanks
#7390 [20:13] <mib_6l9gpm> ti need help badly
#7391 [20:13] <xarcus> pitlocky: the next update is september 12. it was delayed for testing.
#7392 [20:13] <hatman> The in-browser version isnt even working
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#7394 [20:13] <mib_6l9gpm> i need mayjor help
#7395 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - With?
#7396 [20:14] <panitaliemom> having a hard time downloading the game.
#7397 [20:14] <miz> hi
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#7399 [20:14] <Destructor16> @Mib, Yes?
#7400 [20:14] <AG_Scott> mib_6l9gpm: you might try saying what you need help
#7401 [20:14] <miz> Could some one help me?
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#7403 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7404 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> why is my mine craft not WORKING
#7405 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> ?? blarg
#7406 [20:14] <AG_Scott> Grey is good but he can't read your mind.
#7407 [20:14] <VoxelHead> blarg: "Can't connect to minecraft.net" means the auth/login server is borked. Just keep trying to log in, it'll eventually work.
#7408 [20:14] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
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#7412 [20:14] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7413 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> MY MINECRAFT DOESNT WORK
#7414 [20:14] <Alexander> Reminds me, wouldnt it be technically possible to fake an auth server?
#7415 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> MY MOD
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#7417 [20:14] <TheNytangel> http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_4?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1315700039&sr=1-4
#7418 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> TBROK
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#7420 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> TMY MOD BROKE
#7421 [20:14] <mib_nmhwih> So is the official in browser server supposed to be online as of now?
#7422 [20:14] <mib_6l9gpm> MYMOD BROKE
#7423 [20:14] <jayjay1k> ATTENTION: LOGIN SERVERS/AUTH SERVERS FOR MINECRAFT ARE DOWN, BUT THE WEBSITE IS STILL FULLY WORKING, TRY USING THE BROWSER VERSION OF THE GAME.
#7424 [20:14] <Alexander> Using the hosts file and mimicing the auth server? Seeing it's just one big list of names
#7425 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - STOP SPAMMING. WE CAN READ
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#7427 [20:14] <mollstam> pah, I'll do a little duct tape fix
#7428 [20:15] <Synawes> I'm unable to get past the logging in screen.
#7429 [20:15] <miz> WHEN I TRY TO INSTALL MINECRAFT.EXE IT SAYS COULD NOT INSTALL JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE WHAT TO DO?
#7430 [20:15] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7431 [20:15] <mollstam> or hmm, nvm that
#7432 [20:15] <KyroNeedshelp> it Says Error. Click for details But It Froze Up.
#7433 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> miz - Windows?
#7434 [20:15] <mib_6l9gpm> I DELETED MY .MINECRAFT FOLDE
#7435 [20:15] <mib_6l9gpm> R
#7436 [20:15] <miz> yup
#7437 [20:15] <qwerty> when ever i play minecraft it says done loading then dies help me
#7438 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> miz - Try http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#7439 [20:15] <mib_6l9gpm> AND I NEED TO FORCE UPDATE BUT IT DOESNT WORK
#7440 [20:15] <Alexander> Anyone? Just wondering how a game like Minecraft protects itself from it.
#7441 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> qwerty - Try a force update through the launcher's options menu. It'll work again once the auth server is back up
#7442 [20:15] <Destructor16> @mib, please stop spamming
#7443 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - protects itself from what?
#7444 [20:15] <hatman> True or False: Minecraft Authorization Servers are down, thus not allowing us to connect to minecraft.net at the minecraft launch screen
#7445 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> hatman - True
#7446 [20:15] <chucky> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7447 [20:15] <qwerty> i already did that
#7448 [20:15] <mib_6l9gpm> it wont let me force update!
#7449 [20:16] <mollstam> Alexander: certs and stuff, but always possible
#7450 [20:16] <hatman> Any idea when they man be up and running?
#7451 [20:16] <Alexander> From using the hosts file to manually make login.minecraft.net redirect to a fake server then setting up some form of simulation
#7452 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Login servers are borked, wait
#7453 [20:16] <Alexander> Ah
#7454 [20:16] <KyroNeedshelp> Hello?
#7455 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> hatman - No ETA right now. Try again later
#7456 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> KyroNeedshelp - Yes?
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#7458 [20:16] <jayperci> hello?
#7459 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> jayjay1k - 'lo
#7460 [20:16] <mib_6l9gpm> OK WHO KNOWS WHATS WRONG WITH MINECRAFT?!
#7461 [20:16] <KyroNeedshelp> It wont let me play MC On the IN-browser on the web.
#7462 [20:16] <Destructor16> ATTENTION: OFFICIAL FROM MOLLSTAM: So the Amazon task force is hard at work now. They also told me to give some notice before we do these things. Guess we carry a punch.
#7463 [20:16] <mistaman212> @mollstam my screen in the minecraft in browser goes white when it loads up
#7464 [20:16] <Alexander> @Mollstam any place where I could read up on it? It's kind of mattering for my study at the moment
#7465 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client at http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#7466 [20:16] <hammer> when will my man be up and shoveling dirt?
#7467 [20:16] <jayjay1k> what GreyVulpine???
#7468 [20:17] <jayperci> is anyones minecraft freezes when it says loading minecraft?
#7469 [20:17] <hatman> Question: Mid-game, i will get the error message "java.exe has stopped working..."
#7470 [20:17] <KyroNeedshelp> or my Downloaded One It Says CAn't Connect To Minecraft.net
#7471 [20:17] <jayjay1k> you lol'd at me GreyVupline :o?
#7472 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Whoops, wrong tab-autocomplete
#7473 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Sorry
#7474 [20:17] <jayjay1k> oh alright :)
#7475 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> jayperci - 'lo
#7476 [20:17] <mib_6l9gpm> i got brower version to work YAY!
#7477 [20:17] <Shiznoe> Hey Grey I uninstalled java and used Javara what do I do now?
#7478 [20:17] <jayjay1k> i forgive you (Y) hee.
#7479 [20:17] <mib_6l9gpm> but i cant use my mods...
#7480 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - Reinstall java 64 bit
#7481 [20:17] <Shiznoe> Alright
#7482 [20:17] <chucky> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7483 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Yes, because mods don't work in the browser
#7484 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Can't do anything about it
#7485 [20:17] <mib_6l9gpm> ugh
#7486 [20:17] <jayperci> i still doesnt work in my browser :(
#7487 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm -You'll need to wait for the login server to come back up
#7488 [20:17] <mib_6l9gpm> when is it gonna come back online?
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#7491 [20:18] <jayjay1k> ATTENTION: LOGIN SERVERS/AUTH SERVERS FOR MINECRAFT ARE DOWN, BUT THE WEBSITE IS STILL FULLY WORKING, TRY USING THE BROWSER VERSION OF THE GAME.
#7492 [20:18] <Destructor16> Unknown time
#7493 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - We have no ETA on that
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#7495 [20:18] <mib_6l9gpm> this sucks..
#7496 [20:18] <KyroNeedshelp> Can i Have A Designated Helper Please?
#7497 [20:18] <jayjay1k> remember everyone, good things come to those who wait.
#7498 [20:18] <MacBook> This makes no sense, usually its both or none, not one!!!!
#7499 [20:18] <Destructor16> @mib, well, would you prefer no minecraft at all?
#7500 [20:18] <mib_6l9gpm> ya
#7501 [20:18] <qwerty> i already force updated
#7502 [20:18] <Shiznoe> Okay grey I think I have reinstalled it now what do I do?
#7503 [20:18] <MacBook> plus im on a mac and online doesnt work for me
#7504 [20:18] <mib_6l9gpm> well no i want minecraft
#7505 [20:18] <chucky> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7506 [20:18] <jayperci> what does it mean if my browser version freezes when it says loading minecraft?
#7507 [20:19] <KyroNeedshelp> Ok, Foget i Was Here Then.
#7508 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe- Try minecraft again?
#7509 [20:19] <MacBook> It means youre on a mac
#7510 [20:19] <mollstam> Alexander: read up on what? Internet security?
#7511 [20:19] <Hi> So, can we or can we not get on minecraft?
#7512 [20:19] <jayjay1k> you all juts have to wait for them to fix it, i suggest sleeping.
#7513 [20:19] <Shiznoe> Alright
#7514 [20:19] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#7515 [20:19] <jayperci> i'm on windows
#7516 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Hi - Right
#7517 [20:19] <Destructor16> We can NOT gt on minecraft
#7518 [20:19] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#7519 [20:19] <jayjay1k> anyone here got LITTLEBIGPLANET 2?
#7520 [20:19] <mollstam> Wahrheit|BC: yes
#7521 [20:19] <mib_6l9gpm> no
#7522 [20:19] <mib_a76k8v> my minecraft just keeps sitting there saying logging in but it wont log in or say cant log in
#7523 [20:19] <Wahrheit|BC> mollstam: Updating clanforge news again, thanks :)
#7524 [20:19] <Hi> Mine just keeps saying that I can't connect, and won't let me play offline?
#7525 [20:19] <qwerty> !xD3athbyCakex
#7526 [20:19] <MacBook> Sh*t, same here mib
#7527 [20:19] <chucky> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7528 [20:19] <Adzuma> how do i activate the map once i have one made?
#7529 [20:19] <Alexander> Securing a client sided system from simply being redirect to something else, basically making sure nobody can take full control over the client side
#7530 [20:19] <mollstam> mib_a76k8v: currently down, no eta
#7531 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Hi - Login servers are down
#7532 [20:20] <Hi> Ohhh.
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#7535 [20:20] <MacBook> No wonder no one has been on my server all day, ive been using JSONAPI and remote toolkit and surprised no one has been on all day, ADMINIUM ROCKS!
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#7538 [20:20] <mib_6l9gpm> GUYS MINECRAFT IS DOWN RIGHT NOW STOP COMPLAINING
#7539 [20:20] <Alexander> Probably going to need it for my comakership soon
#7540 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> Easy there.
#7541 [20:20] <miz> did it what nao?
#7542 [20:20] <MacBook> So is the 1.8 prerelease a leak or did Mojang release it?
#7543 [20:21] <mib_6l9gpm> just use the browser version!
#7544 [20:21] <Cali> awwww, it's down? my life is meaningless without blocks in it :o
#7545 [20:21] <Alexander> Leak
#7546 [20:21] <Destructor16> MacBook - It's a leak
#7547 [20:21] <jayperci> is all versions of minecraft down,browser and downloaded?
#7548 [20:21] <MacBook> Really?
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#7550 [20:21] <MacBook> Oh
#7551 [20:21] <Alexander> Yeah
#7552 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> jayperci - You can try the in-browser one
#7553 [20:21] <Destructor16> MacBook - Really
#7554 [20:21] <Alexander> But they do endorse it now I believe
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#7557 [20:21] <Hi> Wait, can we atleast connect to offline or no?
#7558 [20:21] <mib_6l9gpm> ive seen enderman
#7559 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> Hi - You can
#7560 [20:21] <mollstam> Mojang released the link to some people, they released it to others, not like someone broke into the office
#7561 [20:21] <Sennyotai> MacBook: i was leaked, but notch isnt really against it. means more bugs get squashed :P
#7562 [20:21] <ferminter> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7563 [20:21] <jayperci> my browser one wont work :(
#7564 [20:21] <MacBook> Haha, when life gives you lemons, MAKE thEM TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
#7565 [20:21] <Hi> Won't let me. Says I haven't downloaded it.
#7566 [20:21] <qwerty> ive been trying to run my game for 3 weeks and it hasnt worked so if i could get some help id be very happy
#7567 [20:21] <mib_6l9gpm> guys just use the browser version!
#7568 [20:21] <Shiznoe> Okay grey it is working right now but I will see if anything happens then I will ask you again
#7569 [20:21] <MacBook> BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS
#7570 [20:22] <Destructor16> qwerty - you wont get it working at the moment
#7571 [20:22] * Sennyotai doesnt tell anyone that he was able to log in normally <.<
#7571 [20:22] <GreyVulpine> Shiznoe - Glad to hear it
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#7573 [20:22] <VITORMG> myI can not log in minecraft is giving the error cannot conect to minecraft.net
#7574 [20:22] * GreyVulpine stabs Sennyotai
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#7575 [20:22] <Alexander> @Mollstam Will the leak have consequences for the developers and such you trusted with the link?
#7576 [20:22] <MacBook> Wait, I JUST GOT ON
#7577 [20:22] <Destructor16> Minecraft Authentication Servers Are Offline, There is no known uptime as yet. Please be patient and allow the fires to be put out. (Note: This is a metaphorical fire)
#7578 [20:22] <GreyVulpine> VITORMG- Auth servers are down. Try the in-browser client
#7579 [20:22] <miz> greyvulpine i did it what nao?
#7580 [20:22] <MacBook> Oops, nvm
#7581 [20:22] <Alexander> I can imagine the ones you trust less won't be getting links anymore to prevent future leaks..
#7582 [20:22] <MacBook> It let me log in, but wont let me go on a server
#7583 [20:22] <VITORMG> and when he returns?
#7584 [20:22] <Destructor16> ATTENTION: Auth servers may be back online
#7585 [20:22] <tsbell73> I GOT ON
#7586 [20:23] <VITORMG> its back
#7587 [20:23] <ferminter> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7588 [20:23] <Destructor16> ATTENTION: Auth servers may be back online
#7589 [20:23] <doctorrobert> i think just went live agin
#7590 [20:23] <jayperci> please help,does anyones minecraft freeze when it says done loadign
#7591 [20:23] <Webst3r> Anyone here running a 1.8 server, and not any files generated in the root folder?
#7592 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> Webst3r - Nope
#7593 [20:23] <MacBook> CONFIRMED: AUTH SERVERS - ONLINE
#7594 [20:23] <Webst3r> Teh folder taht the server jar is in has no files in it
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#7596 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> perci - Try a Force Update through the launcher's options menu
#7597 [20:23] <Alexander> Are they now?
#7598 [20:23] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#7599 [20:23] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's not just you! http://login.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#7600 [20:23] <miz> GreyVulpine i did what the link in pastebin said what nao?
#7601 [20:23] <mollstam> boo!
#7602 [20:23] * Sennyotai just logged in normal a few minutes ago :P
#7602 [20:24] <jayperci> pkay thanks
#7603 [20:24] <Wahrheit|BC> liars MacBook
#7604 [20:24] <Kratospie> Well, that answers my question then
#7605 [20:24] <Wahrheit|BC> etc
#7606 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> Login server's up for me
#7607 [20:24] <Alexander> !isdown 127.0.0.1
#7608 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> Greybot doesn't check SSL auth
#7609 [20:24] <MacBook> 75.67.214.85:25565 is back online
#7610 [20:24] <ferminter> what should i do if it lets me play for a minute then it pops up saying java platform SE binary has failed and then the game closes out. i have windows 7 and the latest version of java installed
#7611 [20:24] <MacBook> OOOH advertising :trollface:
#7612 [20:24] <Webst3r> A friend is having the same issue as me
#7613 [20:24] <VITORMG> I managed to log in
#7614 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> ferminter - Try a complete uninstall of java before reinstalling it from java.com
#7615 [20:24] <Kratospie> so I'm guessing the reason why I it won't me log in through the client is because the login thing is down.
#7616 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> Kratospie - Try now, looks like the login server's back up
#7617 [20:25] <Destructor16> MacBook - If you are going to advertise, use an up to date server
#7618 [20:25] <Kratospie> yes!
#7619 [20:25] <Kratospie> thank you.
#7620 [20:25] <MacBook> Bukkit is incompatible with 1.8
#7621 [20:25] <ferminter> k
#7622 [20:25] * mib_tmov00 [mib_tmov00@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7623 [20:25] <Alexander> 1.8 isnt the latest version
#7624 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> It is
#7625 [20:25] <Alexander> 1.7 is up to date at this time
#7626 [20:25] * Reece [Reece@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7627 [20:25] <mollstam> : 3
#7628 [20:25] <Alexander> 1.8 is not, it's a leak and it's not the official recommended version
#7629 [20:25] <tarridon> Someone help me please?!
#7630 [20:25] <MacBook> Really, bukkit is updated? BRB
#7631 [20:26] <miz> How Can i install non browser version of minecraft ???????
#7632 [20:26] <MacBook> LIAR!
#7633 [20:26] <Webst3r> It's not recomended, but it's official
#7634 [20:26] <Alexander> I do believe lukegb said Bukkit will not support 1.8 until it is released
#7635 [20:26] <MacBook> Which build #
#7636 [20:26] <Alexander> It's not official, it's a leak
#7637 [20:26] <Webst3r> Mojang leaked it...
#7638 [20:26] <Alexander> Mojang did not
#7639 [20:26] <tarridon> omg
#7640 [20:26] <MacBook> Im talking about bukkit
#7641 [20:26] <mib_tmov00> anyone know why logging in wont go away when starting minecraft?
#7642 [20:26] <MacBook> www.bukkit.org
#7643 [20:26] <Alexander> Bukkit as far as I know will not support 1.8 until the official release.
#7644 [20:26] <tikibro> its back up!
#7645 [20:27] <Alexander> That's what LukeGB said anyway
#7646 [20:27] <Webst3r> Alexander: Jeb leaked it. He was interveiwed about it.
#7647 [20:27] <MacBook> oh snap
#7648 [20:27] <Alexander> @Webst3r link me?
#7649 [20:27] * mib_6rpkjj [mib_6rpkjj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7650 [20:27] <mib_tmov00> nobody?
#7651 [20:27] <mib_6rpkjj> Helpp!
#7652 [20:27] <Webst3r> Alexander: http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/09/minecraft-1-8-update-leaked-by-mojang/
#7653 [20:27] <mib_6rpkjj> where is my minecraft bin?
#7654 [20:27] <miz> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLP
#7655 [20:27] <Webst3r> Theres more.
#7656 [20:27] <mib_6rpkjj> Minecraft bin help???????
#7657 [20:28] <Sennyotai> ??> mib_6l9gpm win/.minecraft
#7658 [20:28] <MacBook> If you are running 1.7.3, Come to visit 75.67.214.85:25565 :trollface:
#7659 [20:28] <VoxelHead> mib_6l9gpm: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#7660 [20:28] <Sennyotai> MacBook: dont advertise
#7661 [20:28] <VITORMG> the 1.8 will come out officially when?
#7662 [20:28] <mib_6rpkjj> ok, well i have a mac and the bin doesnt show up
#7663 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> MacBook - Please don't use this channel to advertise
#7664 [20:28] <miz> When i try to run minecraft exe it says Could not create java virtual machine
#7665 [20:28] <MacBook> Hell? Getting an unlicensed copy in MULTIPLAYER? How much sense does that make?
#7666 [20:28] <Sennyotai> ??> mib_6l9gpm mac/.minecraft
#7667 [20:28] <VoxelHead> mib_6l9gpm: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#7668 [20:28] <mib_6rpkjj> right
#7669 [20:28] <mib_6rpkjj> but theres noo biinn
#7670 [20:28] <MacBook> Yah IK sorry.
#7671 [20:28] <Alexander> Well, it doesn't look very official
#7672 [20:29] <Alexander> And 1.8 will be out tomorrow
#7673 [20:29] <Sennyotai> mib_6l9gpm: its there, its just hidden. type chmod nohidden ~/Library into your console
#7674 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> We hope
#7675 [20:29] * PvtZrobo [PvtZrobo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7676 [20:29] <Alexander> Indeed
#7677 [20:29] <MacBook> You know something is screwed when you get an unlicenced copy text in MULTIPLAYER
#7678 [20:29] * Sennyotai loves this ravine.... :P
#7678 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> MacBook - Force update.
#7679 [20:29] * noisymanray [noisymanray@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#7680 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> Message will go away
#7681 [20:30] <mib_6rpkjj> thanks, but wheerrreee?
#7682 [20:30] <Alexander> Guys, I am going to go sleep
#7683 [20:30] <MacBook> Will try
#7684 [20:30] * GreyVulpine waves
#7684 [20:30] <Alexander> it's 2:30 AM
#7685 [20:30] <mollstam> MacBook: force eat - hunger will too
#7686 [20:30] <mollstam> Alexander: you have a point
#7687 [20:30] <Alexander> Grey, ill be catching up to you >: D
#7688 [20:30] <Daz_W> No its not, its 1:30 :)
#7689 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - You wish.
#7690 [20:30] <MacBook> Damnit, forgot ii have mods installed
#7691 [20:30] <PvtZrobo> is there anyone that can heelp me with a crast that wont let me play at all?
#7692 [20:30] <mib_6rpkjj> heeelp
#7693 [20:30] <mib_6rpkjj> where is my bin?
#7694 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - What crash? Do you get any error logs?
#7695 [20:30] <PvtZrobo> yes
#7696 [20:30] <mib_6l9gpm> is it working now?
#7697 [20:31] <Alexander> Mollstam, in the future, maybe you guys can launch an official "Alpha" version and get rid of the confusion :)
#7698 [20:31] <Alexander> Goodnight
#7699 [20:31] <PvtZrobo> it really long though
#7700 [20:31] <mib_6rpkjj> dont know where to type it
#7701 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - Press your command-shift-g keys, in the dialog box, type in: ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft
#7702 [20:31] * mr_boo [mr_boo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7703 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - You'll see bin in there
#7704 [20:31] <jayperci> wheres the launchers option menu
#7705 [20:31] <mib_6l9gpm> wait!
#7706 [20:31] <mib_6rpkjj> i know!
#7707 [20:31] <mib_6l9gpm> its working?!
#7708 [20:31] <mib_6rpkjj> but it still doesnt show up in the folder!
#7709 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Yes
#7710 [20:31] <Wahrheit|BC> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#7711 [20:31] <GreyBot> Wahrheit|BC: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#7712 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - What is in the minecraft folder?
#7713 [20:31] <Wahrheit|BC> kk
#7714 [20:31] <Wahrheit|BC> GreyVulpine: Thx fo rthe bot, majorly helpful
#7715 [20:31] <mib_6rpkjj> nothing!!!
#7716 [20:32] <mib_6l9gpm> what do i have to do to get it to work?
#7717 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - Nothing at all?
#7718 [20:32] <mr_boo> yes
#7719 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Log into the launcher
#7720 [20:32] <mr_boo> ya and?
#7721 [20:32] <PvtZrobo> can ayone help with my crash?
#7722 [20:32] <mib_6rpkjj> yup
#7723 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - Try logging into the launcher that you downloaded at http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#7724 [20:32] <mib_6l9gpm> its says Login failed
#7725 [20:32] <mib_6rpkjj> i downloaded minecraft, played it, own it
#7726 [20:32] <mib_6rpkjj> but nothing pops up
#7727 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Login failed means your username/password is being entered wrong
#7728 [20:32] <mib_6l9gpm> o
#7729 [20:33] <mr_boo> its my first time logging in and i cant
#7730 [20:33] <mib_6rpkjj> why?
#7731 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_6l9gpm - Try reentering it again. If it doesn't work, recover your password at http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#7732 [20:33] <mib_6l9gpm> YES!!!!!!!!
#7733 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Why can't you
#7734 [20:33] * EPIC [EPIC@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7735 [20:33] <mr_boo> says that it cant connect to minecraft.net
#7736 [20:33] <mib_6rpkjj> pleasee help
#7737 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Have you tried again in the past few minutes?
#7738 [20:33] <mib_6rpkjj> can i make a bin?
#7739 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - No
#7740 [20:33] <mib_6rpkjj> well then.. how?
#7741 [20:33] * Destructor16 [Destructor16@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7742 [20:33] <PvtZrobo> Can anone help me with a crash that wont let me play?
#7743 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - Are you using the launcher at http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#7744 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - What crash?
#7745 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> yess
#7746 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - Do you get any error reports?
#7747 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - And what happens when you try to log in?
#7748 [20:34] <PvtZrobo> when i log it it crashes
#7749 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> i do
#7750 [20:34] <PvtZrobo> yes
#7751 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> it works
#7752 [20:34] <Destructor16> Hey again. Laptop overheated.... again
#7753 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - It works?
#7754 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> yup
#7755 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> internet works
#7756 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> minecraft works
#7757 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> it all works
#7758 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - Could you please share the crash report at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#7759 [20:34] <mib_6rpkjj> except, im trying to download 1.8 and i have no bin!
#7760 [20:35] <PvtZrobo> http://mibpaste.com/PN8a9d
#7761 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - You're entering ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft
#7762 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Right?
#7763 [20:35] <mib_6rpkjj> yup
#7764 [20:35] <Destructor16> well download 1.7.x and just replace the minecraft.jar file
#7765 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Along with the ~ tilde sign?
#7766 [20:35] <mib_6rpkjj> and theres nothing there
#7767 [20:35] <mib_6rpkjj> ?
#7768 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> There's a ~ tilde sign before /Library
#7769 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Are you entering that in exactly?
#7770 [20:35] * Donut546 [Donut546@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7771 [20:35] <Destructor16> mib, Download Minecraft beta 1.7.3
#7772 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft
#7773 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Needs to look exactly like that in command-shift-g
#7774 [20:36] <Griffrez> Everytime I try to download and install Minecraft, the downloading packages stage gets stuck.
#7775 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - Do you know how to update your ATI video drivers?
#7776 [20:36] <Griffrez> Most of the time on the lwjgl.jar file
#7777 [20:36] <PvtZrobo> yes
#7778 [20:36] <mib_6rpkjj> where do i get that symbol?
#7779 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo- Please do
#7780 [20:36] <Destructor16> Grofferz, Are you a computer admin?
#7781 [20:36] <PvtZrobo> ill try that and be back
#7782 [20:36] <Griffrez> Yes
#7783 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_6rpkjj - Shift, and the button to the left of the number 1 key
#7784 [20:37] <Donut546> i have a similar iss to griffrez
#7785 [20:37] <Destructor16> Hmmmmmm
#7786 [20:37] <tarridon> Someone help me please?
#7787 [20:37] <Donut546> had this problem since 1.6 or so
#7788 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> oh thank god!!!
#7789 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> i love you!!!!!!
#7790 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> Griffrez - Check your security software. Some still has an issue with lwjgl being flagged as a false positive
#7791 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> it's ther!!!
#7792 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> thanks!!!
#7793 [20:37] * GreyVulpine tips hat at mib_6rpkjj
#7793 [20:37] <Destructor16> yes Taridon?
#7794 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> haha
#7795 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> well thanks goo sir
#7796 [20:37] <mib_6rpkjj> good*
#7797 [20:37] <tarridon> I need help with ports for a server.
#7798 [20:37] <Destructor16> ok
#7799 [20:37] <tarridon> Please
#7800 [20:38] <Destructor16> you need to go to 192.168.0.1 in your URL
#7801 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> tarridon - Got teamviewer? I can take a quick look
#7802 [20:38] <Griffrez> GreyVulpine: I'll look into that. I doubt that though since I don't get any notice.
#7803 [20:38] <tarridon> Wug told me that i had some ports set to tother computers, so i had to change it
#7804 [20:38] <tarridon> Ok, no probs. My sisters computer.
#7805 [20:38] <tarridon> Btw lol.
#7806 [20:38] <Griffrez> Destructor16: If you mean the central router, it might be 192.168.1.1 too
#7807 [20:38] <Griffrez> Among other possible addresses
#7808 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> Or it could be a class A address of 10.0.0.1
#7809 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> Or it could be a class B address
#7810 [20:38] <Webst3r> Ugh, I really wish I could fugure out why none of these files are showing up
#7811 [20:39] <Destructor16> Yes, I know one thats 192.168.27.0 I think lol
#7812 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> There's several addresses a router can use
#7813 [20:39] <Donut546> of look on the bottom of the router, its usually there
#7814 [20:39] <Destructor16> 192.168.0.1 usually being the default
#7815 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> Not always Destructor16
#7816 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the manufacturer
#7817 [20:39] <Donut546> .0.1 is generally the modem
#7818 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> My modem is 100.1
#7819 [20:39] <Donut546> with .1.1 or .1.2 being the router in most cases
#7820 [20:39] <Donut546> wow really?
#7821 [20:40] * GreyVulpine nods
#7821 [20:40] <Donut546> or your isp
#7822 [20:40] <Destructor16> Nice lol
#7823 [20:40] <Griffrez> GreyVulpine: I disabled a security feature that I recognize being very annoying, and it seems to have prevent the problem.
#7824 [20:40] <Griffrez> prevented*
#7825 [20:40] <Griffrez> Thanks, once again. ;)
#7826 [20:40] <Sennyotai> Donut546: ivee seen .254 as the router before.
#7827 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> Griffrez - Could you share what security software and feature that was?
#7828 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> It could help others
#7829 [20:40] <Griffrez> AVG Internet Security 2011
#7830 [20:40] <tarridon> I sent you the stuff Grey.
#7831 [20:40] <Griffrez> Not sure how the feature is called in English
#7832 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Much appreciated Griffrez, I'll make a note of it in any case.
#7833 [20:41] <Griffrez> Oh
#7834 [20:41] <Griffrez> I got it
#7835 [20:41] <Griffrez> Resident Shield
#7836 [20:41] <Destructor16> I love how now the auth servers are back *touches wood* that everyone effectivally left
#7837 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Ah, great.
#7838 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Thanks.
#7839 [20:41] <Griffrez> I deactivated and it seems to have worked
#7840 [20:41] * GreyVulpine nods
#7840 [20:41] <Griffrez> Or adding Minecraft to exclusions might also work.
#7841 [20:42] <Griffrez> Happy to help
#7842 [20:42] <Griffrez> Always got a ton of help from here, glad I can contribute. :)
#7843 [20:42] <Griffrez> I hope 1.8 gets out soon
#7844 [20:42] <Griffrez> So bukkit for 1.8 gets released
#7845 [20:43] <Griffrez> And I can update my server
#7846 [20:43] * deafro5 [deafro5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7847 [20:43] <jayjay1k> it's working again yay
#7848 [20:43] <Destructor16> Hello deafrro5
#7849 [20:43] <jayjay1k> but im STILL NOT PREMIUM!!! ARGHHH!!!
#7850 [20:43] <Griffrez> Yes
#7851 [20:43] <deafro5> sup
#7852 [20:43] <jayjay1k> why is my payment taking so long to go through?
#7853 [20:43] <Griffrez> The server also seems way way way more stable and faster.
#7854 [20:43] <jayjay1k> this is ridiculous
#7855 [20:43] <deafro5> im just here to help those who need it.
#7856 [20:43] * pheleas_frog [pheleas_frog@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7857 [20:43] <Destructor16> Payment servers might still be down
#7858 [20:44] <jayjay1k> heh. i hope so
#7859 [20:44] <Destructor16> Deaf, you just missed the onslaught
#7860 [20:44] <jayjay1k> i hope i havent been robbed for £13.95 :(
#7861 [20:44] <Griffrez> Might just be the downtime that caused people to stress less.
#7862 [20:44] <Griffrez> jayjay1k
#7863 [20:44] <pheleas_frog> so people who bought minecraft yesterday(like me) still wont be premium?
#7864 [20:44] <Destructor16> maybe not
#7865 [20:44] <Griffrez> If you have the authentication of your transaction... the only bad thing is that you get it later.
#7866 [20:44] <Destructor16> Mojang will have a list as a back up though
#7867 [20:45] <Adzuma> hey its raining on me!
#7868 [20:45] * smerft [smerft@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#7869 [20:45] <deafro5> dest have you tested 1.8 yet?
#7870 [20:45] <Griffrez> deafro5: I have.
#7871 [20:45] <jayjay1k> how much later are we talking Griffrez?
#7872 [20:45] <smerft> i already bought the game then whipped my cp. nowi cant find were to redownload it
#7873 [20:45] <Destructor16> yeah, I tested some of it but my computer is really laggy at te moment
#7874 [20:45] <Destructor16> so i can only play a little at a time
#7875 [20:45] <deafro5> smerft
#7876 [20:45] <Griffrez> deafro5: You can see the list of bugs registered on this Minecraft Wiki page: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs/Version_1.8
#7877 [20:46] <deafro5> i know griff
#7878 [20:46] <smerft> can you tell me where to re download it
#7879 [20:46] <deafro5> smerft go check out inecraft forum
#7880 [20:46] <deafro5> you can dl it off of there
#7881 [20:46] <smerft> how do i get there
#7882 [20:47] <deafro5> you guys got skype or mumble or ts or vent?
#7883 [20:47] <deafro5> wait smerft did you want the 1.8 .jar?
#7884 [20:47] <Destructor16> smerft, go to www.minecraftforum.net (i think) andthe links on there
#7885 [20:47] <deafro5> yes destructor
#7886 [20:48] <Destructor16> Yay! guessed the URL right :P
#7887 [20:48] <Destructor16> Creative or survival?
#7888 [20:48] <jayjay1k> right this is REALLY p1ssing me off so i'm going to bed, goodnight
#7889 [20:49] <Destructor16> Night jayjay1k
#7890 [20:49] <deafro5> lol
#7891 [20:49] <deafro5> night
#7892 [20:49] <Destructor16> night
#7893 [20:49] <deafro5> what about creative or survival?
#7894 [20:49] <Destructor16> Preference?
#7895 [20:49] <Adzuma> is it supposed to get dark when it rains? or is it just a coincidence that its raining at night?
#7896 [20:49] <deafro5> eh little bit of both.
#7897 [20:50] <deafro5> i like to be creative, however i usually build stuff legit.
#7898 [20:50] <deafro5> im more of a redstone guy than anything else
#7899 [20:50] <Destructor16> I've just gotten into redstone
#7900 [20:50] <Adzuma> so how long does the rain last?
#7901 [20:50] <Destructor16> managed to build a...
#7902 [20:50] <deafro5> i can teach it to you if you want
#7903 [20:50] <Destructor16> Variable
#7904 [20:50] <deafro5> adzuma, varies
#7905 [20:51] <Destructor16> I managed to make a piston hidden door with no redstone showing
#7906 [20:51] <Destructor16> cased it all in then got the sticky piston glitch
#7907 [20:51] <Destructor16> where, when the power is removed, the piston stays on
#7908 [20:51] <Reece> hey th online inst working?
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#7910 [20:51] <Destructor16> Hey Reece
#7911 [20:52] <deafro5> hmm. is that on sp or smp?
#7912 [20:52] <Destructor16> What version are you using?
#7913 [20:52] <deafro5> both.
#7914 [20:52] <JAY> why cant i run minecraft.exe
#7915 [20:52] <deafro5> i have spoutcraft client and minecraft client
#7916 [20:52] <deafro5> oh lol
#7917 [20:52] <deafro5> jay, whats version #
#7918 [20:53] <Destructor16> 1.7.3 or 1.8 pre?
#7919 [20:53] <JAY> where do i check?
#7920 [20:53] <Destructor16> RHYME XD
#7921 [20:53] <JAY> oh 1.7.3
#7922 [20:53] <deafro5> ah.
#7923 [20:53] <Destructor16> Hmmmmm
#7924 [20:53] <deafro5> what error are you getting
#7925 [20:53] <deafro5> is it not running?
#7926 [20:53] <deafro5> or does it start up and get a black screen?
#7927 [20:53] <JAY> yea its not
#7928 [20:53] <JAY> im trying to play it not in-browser.
#7929 [20:54] <Destructor16> Try re-downloading the entire game
#7930 [20:54] <deafro5> oh so your trying to play inbrowser?
#7931 [20:54] <deafro5> oh no
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#7933 [20:54] <deafro5> okay.
#7934 [20:54] <JAY> no im not .
#7935 [20:54] <Tarridon> Nothing, Greyt.
#7936 [20:54] <Tarridon> Grey8
#7937 [20:54] <deafro5> use ctrl+alt+delete
#7938 [20:54] <deafro5> open task manager.
#7939 [20:54] <Adzuma> idk if anybody answered be before so i will ask again
#7940 [20:54] <deafro5> and see if your javaw process is already running.
#7941 [20:54] <Adzuma> how long will this rain (ingame) last?
#7942 [20:55] <JAY> deafro im trying to play NOT in browser.
#7943 [20:55] <deafro5> adzuma, it varies
#7944 [20:55] <Destructor16> It varies each time Adzuma
#7945 [20:55] <deafro5> i understand jay
#7946 [20:55] <deafro5> but check the processes please.
#7947 [20:55] <JAY> so what do i do?
#7948 [20:55] <JAY> how do i dowload ? i have windows.
#7949 [20:55] <deafro5> go to minecraft.net
#7950 [20:56] <JAY> i press dowload already and i pressed minecraft.exe
#7951 [20:56] <Destructor16> ok
#7952 [20:56] <JAY> because i have windows
#7953 [20:56] <Destructor16> Ctrl + Alt + Del
#7954 [20:56] <deafro5> correct.
#7955 [20:56] <Destructor16> Processes
#7956 [20:56] <Destructor16> Look for javaw
#7957 [20:56] <JAY> destructor are you talking to me?
#7958 [20:56] <Destructor16> Yep
#7959 [20:56] <Destructor16> Sorry, should have tagged
#7960 [20:57] <JAY> ctrl alt del only closses down window doesnt it?
#7961 [20:57] <Destructor16> No
#7962 [20:57] <Destructor16> Only on windows 95/98 I think
#7963 [20:57] <Destructor16> In XP -> it opens Task Manager
#7964 [20:57] <JAY> oh okay why do you want to open that?
#7965 [20:58] <deafro5> yes it does
#7966 [20:58] <Destructor16> You need to look for a process
#7967 [20:58] <JAY> then what?
#7968 [20:58] <Destructor16> Open the processes tab in Task Manager
#7969 [20:58] <onejian> @destruct i have tried browser version. yet it took forever to load. does this happen like this?
#7970 [20:58] <Destructor16> and look fr the process named Javaw
#7971 [20:59] <JAY> then what??
#7972 [20:59] <Destructor16> @onejian Hmmmmm?
#7973 [20:59] <Destructor16> @JAY is the process there?
#7974 [20:59] <JAY> okay ima check
#7975 [20:59] <JAY> so first ima run it.
#7976 [20:59] <Destructor16> Yep
#7977 [20:59] <onejian> @destruct i have tried opening the game with .....net/game yet it took forever to load. still now it does not load.
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#7979 [20:59] <deafro5> @onejian you only getting a black screen?
#7980 [20:59] <onejian> i use chrome.
#7981 [20:59] <Destructor16> @One, Downloaded the game/
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#7983 [21:00] <deafro5> hey pvt and asdf
#7984 [21:00] <onejian> yep. so the server is back now?
#7985 [21:00] <PvtZrobo> what video card does minecraft need to run?
#7986 [21:00] <onejian> ill try it.
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#7988 [21:00] <onejian> i alr dl the game.
#7989 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> PvtZrobo - As long as you have a dedicated card that's of this decade, it should be able to run minecraft
#7990 [21:00] <asdf42> hey im having trouble with minecraft classic, i keep on getting fatal error 4 when i try to load it...
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#7992 [21:01] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I have a question, not related to minecraft, and don't stab me again. I already have 27 stitches
#7993 [21:01] <onejian> oh so the server is back. thanks guys!
#7994 [21:01] <Destructor16> Ok, @one. can i ask you to talk without the text speak please?
#7995 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Ask away
#7996 [21:01] <JAY> ok @destructor16 i did i found java.exe
#7997 [21:01] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, do you think I should make my videos MPEG-4 for youtube, or keep making the AVI?
#7998 [21:01] <onejian> what is text speak? im sorry im so new here at irc.
#7999 [21:01] * oldtopman hands TheNytangel a glass pipe bomb
#7999 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Entirely up to you
#8000 [21:01] <asdf42> hello?!
#8001 [21:01] <JAY> ok @destructor16 i did i found java.exe
#8002 [21:01] <PvtZrobo> ok thanx
#8003 [21:01] <oldtopman> ??> onejian dont/tweet
#8004 [21:01] <VoxelHead> onejian: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#8005 [21:01] <Destructor16> Ok, @Deafro5 Can you help JAY?
#8006 [21:02] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, but what is your opinion? Remember, I'm bad at making decisions :P
#8007 [21:02] <poofyswine> i need help my mine craft sais that im not preuim when ive allready bought the game and played it help
#8008 [21:02] <oldtopman> ??> poofyswine account
#8009 [21:02] <VoxelHead> poofyswine: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#8010 [21:02] <VoxelHead> poofyswine: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#8011 [21:02] <Destructor16> oldtopman - when did you buy it?
#8012 [21:02] <JAY> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE?
#8013 [21:02] <poofyswine> 8 weeks ago
#8014 [21:02] <onejian> ahh sure guys. i am very sorry. i dont know this is the norm here. i apologize. thanks for letting me know.
#8015 [21:02] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, like, is MPEG-4 better or worse, will it take longer to upload or less longer
#8016 [21:02] <asdf42> hey, im having a technical problem here!!!
#8017 [21:03] <oldtopman> Destructor16: highlight fail
#8018 [21:03] <poofyswine> i want to play
#8019 [21:03] <oldtopman> ??> JAY patience
#8020 [21:03] <VoxelHead> JAY: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#8021 [21:03] <Destructor16> Sorry, New to IRC oldtopman
#8022 [21:03] <VoxelHead> JAY: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#8023 [21:03] <mollstam> night night peeps, thanks for the help <3
#8024 [21:03] <Destructor16> night mollstram
#8025 [21:03] <deafro5> yes i can
#8026 [21:03] <deafro5> @jay
#8027 [21:03] <asdf42> you guys are no help at all... :/
#8028 [21:03] <JAY> OKAY
#8029 [21:03] <JAY> OOPS SORRY CAPS
#8030 [21:03] <Destructor16> @deafro5 thanks
#8031 [21:03] <JAY> lol
#8032 [21:03] <asdf42> /LEAVES
#8033 [21:03] <Destructor16> @asdf42 - What is your problem?
#8034 [21:04] <deafro5> JAY: did you check the processe already?
#8035 [21:04] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine?
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#8037 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Entirely up to you
#8038 [21:04] <JAY> i seee java. exe
#8039 [21:04] <Destructor16> Yes deafro5, he did
#8040 [21:04] <oldtopman> \o/
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#8042 [21:04] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, so I can say that MPEG-4 is worse than AVI..
#8043 [21:04] <deafro5> @jay okay click on it and then select end process
#8044 [21:04] <deafro5> @jay then try to run minecraft exe
#8045 [21:05] <JAY> ok i will try thank you
#8046 [21:05] <deafro5> @if it does not work message back.
#8047 [21:05] <Griffrez> I think that the authentication servers are way more stable and faster now.
#8048 [21:06] <Destructor16> @deafro5 have you got skype or anything?
#8049 [21:06] <deafro5> @destructor16 yes use deafro5
#8050 [21:06] <deafro5> im on skype atm
#8051 [21:06] <Destructor16> @deafro5 ok, ill add you with the passcode watermellon
#8052 [21:06] <onejian> need help. how to register at #minecraft channel?
#8053 [21:06] <TheNytangel> I'll just ask Wug later then
#8054 [21:07] <Destructor16> @deafro5 you hiding dude? xD
#8055 [21:07] <deafro5> @dest yes
#8056 [21:08] <deafro5> @destructor16 i have aqnnoying people on my skype
#8057 [21:08] <onejian> please help anyone, how to register at #minecraft channel?
#8058 [21:08] <Destructor16> @deafro, cant you just lock them>?
#8059 [21:08] <deafro5> @destructor16 no cuz i manage to tolerate them sometimes XD
#8060 [21:09] <Destructor16> lol
#8061 [21:10] <Daz_W> Any UK people here?
#8062 [21:10] <Destructor16> Yes!
#8063 [21:11] <Daz_W> Wanna server to play with for a month?
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#8065 [21:12] <Destructor16> No, i'm on quite a lot already
#8066 [21:12] <Daz_W> lol, I mean to control, not join
#8067 [21:12] <Daz_W> Need to beta test my setup
#8068 [21:12] <Destructor16> Ohhhhh, maybe xD
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#8070 [21:13] <Daz_W> USA welcome to, I'm just not sure about our transit bandwidth
#8071 [21:13] <Destructor16> What do you want me to do?
#8072 [21:14] <Daz_W> Use it :)
#8073 [21:14] <Destructor16> meaning?
#8074 [21:14] <Daz_W> I'll create you one with a gig of ram and give you control
#8075 [21:14] <HariboPenguin> brb
#8076 [21:14] <HariboPenguin> brb
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#8078 [21:15] <Destructor16> Sure
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#8081 [21:18] <Ethilirion> Hi everybody:
#8082 [21:19] <Daz_W> Hi
#8083 [21:19] <Ethilirion> I'm experiencing some kind of trouble while running minecraft
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#8085 [21:19] <Ethilirion> I actually see the edges of the blocks
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#8087 [21:20] <Daz_W> Destructor16: Check my PM
#8088 [21:20] <Ethilirion> would you happen to know wether it's because of my nvidia driver or the Java software ?
#8089 [21:20] <SoujiroSeta> hey guys, I would like to get into minecraft modding, how does it work? I heard that at some point modders would have access to the source code, is this available?
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#8091 [21:22] <kresge> why does the game go off after 2 min. of playing it
#8092 [21:22] <SoujiroSeta> no one? :( :(
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#8096 [21:22] <Ethilirion> So, does anybody know why I can see the blocks edges ?
#8097 [21:23] <Daz_W> SoujiroSeta: Only just started with this thing but IMHO this will never go opensource
#8098 [21:23] <jared1234567890> Why can't I play the game yet?
#8099 [21:23] <SoujiroSeta> not opensource but I heard the devs could register and get acces to source
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#8101 [21:24] <Daz_W> I know what you mean but I cannot imagine a situation where they would release the source, this tackle authenticates everytime it is run
#8102 [21:24] <ciervo> I just have to say
#8103 [21:25] <ciervo> I'm playing with a friend to 1.8
#8104 [21:25] <SoujiroSeta> hmm so right now everyone reverse engeneers the code to mod the game?
#8105 [21:25] <ciervo> and it is AWESOME
#8106 [21:25] <ciervo> the new mines are so fucking awesome
#8107 [21:25] * AuBot kicked ciervo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#8108 [21:25] <Daz_W> No idea pal, brand new to this but you see where I'm coming from, if the source where released it would be an easy null
#8109 [21:26] <SoujiroSeta> Daz_W, easy null?
#8110 [21:26] <Daz_W> to stop the authentication and pirate it easily
#8111 [21:26] <SoujiroSeta> but I think that they have to reverse engeneer it, so I guess that having the source would just simplify things
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#8113 [21:27] <SoujiroSeta> beh, I'm not sure but I dont think notch caes man
#8114 [21:27] <SoujiroSeta> they already have 3M copies sold
#8115 [21:27] <Sennyotai> Daz_W: theres no real DRM in it.. just logging into your account.
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#8117 [21:28] <Daz_W> I hate the damn game but I think its still worth the few quid it cost me :D
#8118 [21:28] <SoujiroSeta> sure thing :) we all do!
#8119 [21:29] <SoujiroSeta> So no modders around to give me insight on the modding workflow?
#8120 [21:29] * trekkie1701c [trekkie1701c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#8121 [21:29] <|Kiikun|> SoujiroSeta: we dont do modding here. try #risucraft
#8122 [21:29] <Daz_W> Why not just look at the source of a mod?
#8123 [21:30] <SoujiroSeta> Kiikun, ok thx will do that, its a mod channel?
#8124 [21:30] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, MP4 or AVI
#8125 [21:30] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: um.. huh?
#8126 [21:30] <SoujiroSeta> Daz_W, could do that but that would be reverse engeneer a mod that is potentially reverse engeneering the orignal code, not sure i want to get into that
#8127 [21:30] <SoujiroSeta> not if I'm sure that it is the only option
#8128 [21:31] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, for videos. Which is better? MP4 or AVI?
#8129 [21:31] * amphibulus [amphibulus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#8130 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: avi is just a container you can use so many different codecs... mp4 shoudl be ok.
#8131 [21:32] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, WHICH IS BETTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRR
#8132 [21:32] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: ~.~ use mp4
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#8135 [21:33] <obi_wan> Hello?
#8136 [21:33] <amphibulus> I am trying to play minecraft beta in browser but everything comes up but where the game should be is just grey this is on a relatively old computer
#8137 [21:33] * The_First_Gamer [The_First_Gamer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#8138 [21:33] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, is the MP4 file bigger than an AVI file?
#8139 [21:34] <obi_wan> Playing single player is extremely laggy for me. Is anyone experiencing this too or does anyone know what I can do to fix this?
#8140 [21:34] <vicho815> hey guys, does anyone knows why it says: can't connect to www.minecraft.net when I try to login with the .exe?
#8141 [21:34] * hereitgoes [hereitgoes@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#8142 [21:35] <hereitgoes> +Ccgnt
#8143 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: size of a video file depends on resolution, quality, and the codec.
#8144 [21:35] <hereitgoes> hello
#8145 [21:35] <TheNytangel> .....
#8146 [21:35] <hereitgoes> i need some help
#8147 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> hereitgoes: yes,.. thats the current channel modes.
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#8149 [21:36] <amphibulus> please answer my question
#8150 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: you askign me if an avi (a container) is smaller has no help. tell me what codecs.
#8151 [21:36] <TFG_Catgirl> Ask the question first.
#8152 [21:36] <hereitgoes> i donwload the minecraft update 1.8(demo)and need to know how to fly in construction mode
#8153 [21:36] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, fraps :P
#8154 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> vicho815: keep clickign try again
#8155 [21:36] <amphibulus> i did scroll up a little
#8156 [21:36] <obi_wan> Is single player laggy for anyone else?
#8157 [21:36] <hereitgoes> no
#8158 [21:36] <hereitgoes> but i need help!!!
#8159 [21:37] <hereitgoes> i not know the buton T.T
#8160 [21:37] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: in 1.8pre releasei get laggy sometimes because ofth new lighting suystem
#8161 [21:37] <amphibulus> well i could know if it were working
#8162 [21:37] <hereitgoes> CAN ANY ONE SAY WHAT IS THE BUTON TO FLY IN MINECRAFT 1.8 T.T
#8163 [21:37] <Xeontom> double space
#8164 [21:37] <TheNytangel> hereitgoes, |Kiikun|, we don't help with 1.8 until it's official release
#8165 [21:37] <hereitgoes> i love you ^^
#8166 [21:37] <amphibulus> help!
#8167 [21:38] <TheNytangel> Everyone: Read the topic
#8168 [21:38] <hereitgoes> but xentom say because him are cool =D
#8169 [21:38] <vicho815> kiikun, i've tried more than a hundred times.. is it a problem with my pc or with minecraft.net?
#8170 [21:39] <ciervo> how to open the server with extra ram?
#8171 [21:39] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: i apparently dont have the option in fraps... and record to avi then reencode in another program.
#8172 [21:39] <ciervo> it caps at 128mb ram and starts giving WARNINGS
#8173 [21:39] <ciervo> and gets laggy
#8174 [21:39] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, it doesn't record in AVI.. I make it AVI with a program
#8175 [21:39] <amphibulus> im on an old comp trying to play beta in browser everything comes up but where the game should be is gey please helpme i havent even played yet!!!!!!!
#8176 [21:39] <|Kiikun|> vicho815: ok have you ever been able to connect? and the server was down earlier today
#8177 [21:40] <vicho815> no xd actually I bought the game today and I haven't been able to connect
#8178 [21:40] <amphibulus> me too
#8179 [21:40] <ciervo> vicho815: the login is working fine right now
#8180 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: has it ever worked before? and this beta or classic?
#8181 [21:40] <vicho815> ciervo: not for me
#8182 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> vicho815, amphibulus: are you both on windows?
#8183 [21:40] <vicho815> yep
#8184 [21:41] <amphibulus> [Kiikun] i havent played yet and im not allowed to download it
#8185 [21:41] <|Kiikun|> vicho815: does your windows username have an ! or other character in it? not your minecraft username, but your one on your computer
#8186 [21:41] <ciervo> vicho815: I just logged in fine right now
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#8188 [21:41] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: are you on windows?
#8189 [21:41] <ineedhelp> hello i need help
#8190 [21:42] <amphibulus> ye but an old version why
#8191 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> ciervo: it might be a different issue than what your thinking
#8192 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: does your windows username contain an ! or other character?
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#8194 [21:42] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, fraps codec is FPS1
#8195 [21:42] <ineedhelp> some one help me
#8196 [21:42] <amphibulus> idk
#8197 [21:43] <ineedhelp> anyone?
#8198 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> ??> ineedhelp ask
#8199 [21:43] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#8200 [21:43] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#8201 [21:43] <amphibulus> i dont think so is my comp just out dated or have low RAM or something
#8202 [21:44] <ciervo> ineedhelp:
#8203 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: uninstall all versions of java currently on your computer, then redownload the latest at www.java.com
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#8205 [21:44] <Thrae> ??> amphibulus win/dxdiag
#8206 [21:44] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#8207 [21:44] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#8208 [21:45] <amphibulus> how
#8209 [21:45] <ineedhelp> ok so i frgot my minecraft username or password and i rember the email name but i frogot the password to my email and yahoo is being gay and says they will try helping me but its bin 5 days and i got no help
#8210 [21:45] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: read. http://www.java.com/en/download/uninstall.jsp
#8211 [21:45] <TheNytangel> ineedhelp, we can't help with account issues, and we don't work for yahoo
#8212 [21:46] <Thrae> amphibulus: Also, you shouldn't be worried about "installing" Minecraft, since you don't install it. The in-browser version basically just downloads the same stuff to a temporary location on your computer.
#8213 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> ineedhelp: um... if you cant access your email... and dont remember your username.... theres not much we can even sugest for you to do...
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#8215 [21:46] <ineedhelp> wtf is this site for it says minecraft help
#8216 [21:46] <TheNytangel> ineedhelp, minecraft help yes, not yahoo help
#8217 [21:46] <ciervo> people, it says "[WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?"
#8218 [21:46] <mhez> wtf my pc turned off..
#8219 [21:46] <Thrae> amphibulus: Minecraft works without administrator-level access on the computer.
#8220 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> ineedhelp: yes. we are community support, as says in the topic
#8221 [21:46] <mhez> kiikun I'm vicho815
#8222 [21:46] <TheNytangel> ineedhelp, they sent an e-mail to your yahoo account. You don't know that password it's your own fault
#8223 [21:46] <mhez> my username is normal
#8224 [21:47] <ineedhelp> i need a number to call minecraft cause i rember the account details and the credit card number
#8225 [21:47] <mortisha> ineedhelp apperntly i have a bad video card. what do i do?
#8226 [21:47] <Thrae> !paid vicho815
#8227 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> mhez: hi :P bad videocard means drivers need updating
#8228 [21:47] <TheNytangel> ??> ineedhelp account
#8229 [21:47] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#8230 [21:47] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#8231 [21:47] <ineedhelp> god u guys r no god damn help
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#8233 [21:48] <pudgetta> hi
#8234 [21:48] <ciervo> :(
#8235 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> ineedhelp: we are when you have problems runnign the game, not when your brain fails
#8236 [21:48] <Thrae> ciervo: How much RAM does your server currently have, and what's your java startup line?
#8237 [21:48] <pudgetta> whats the OpenGl bug?
#8238 [21:48] <ciervo> Thrae: always doubleclick on minecraft_server.exe
#8239 [21:48] <ciervo> but I downloaded the jar for 1.8 server
#8240 [21:48] <mortisha> my pixel format is not accelerating
#8241 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> mhez: you know how to update your video drivers or what help?
#8242 [21:48] <mhez> so the login problem has to do with videocard drivers? because I can play on browser perfectly, but the exe is what gives me problems
#8243 [21:48] <Thrae> pudgetta: What OpenGL bug?
#8244 [21:49] <TheNytangel> Thrae, nubs don't know how to start .jars
#8245 [21:49] <pudgetta> im not sure, it just keeps poping up when i try to load mincraft
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#8247 [21:49] <ciervo> Thrae: I opened the server by clicking on the jar, it was working just fine
#8248 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> mhez: wait.. one problem at a time... you were saying login problems,.. now your saying video drivers..
#8249 [21:49] <pudgetta> yes video driver issues is what my issue is
#8250 [21:50] <pudgetta> it comes up when you log in
#8251 [21:50] <pudgetta> so i guess they are related?
#8252 [21:50] <Thrae> ciervo: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Start_the_Minecraft_Server_.28jar_version_on_Windows.29
#8253 [21:50] <ciervo> Thrae: also I tried with java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#8254 [21:50] <ciervo> but the same
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#8256 [21:50] <mhez> nono I was talking about my username and you told me this: mhez: hi :P bad videocard means drivers need updating
#8257 [21:51] <mhez> xd?
#8258 [21:51] <Thrae> ciervo: How often are you getting the warning?
#8259 [21:51] <mhez> my problem is login in with the launcher
#8260 [21:51] <pudgetta> yeah how do you update the driver?
#8261 [21:51] <ciervo> almost every second
#8262 [21:51] <ciervo> the game just lags and it's unplayable
#8263 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> mhez: oh.. too many lines.. ok. your windows username has no special characters? is your system time correct?
#8264 [21:52] <Thrae> pudgetta: It's not a bug with OpenGL. It's a problem with your video card drivers (software) or video card itself. OpenGL is one of the two big graphics libraries.
#8265 [21:52] <pudgetta> how do i fix it? ):
#8266 [21:52] <Thrae> pudgetta: Are you using Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#8267 [21:52] <pudgetta> Windows 7
#8268 [21:52] <Thrae> ciervo: OK, do you know to get your basic system specs?
#8269 [21:52] <mhez> no special characters, and what do you mean by correct..
#8270 [21:52] <pudgetta> minecraft worked before about a few months ago but i just started playing again and its not working
#8271 [21:53] <ciervo> Thrae: I'm a sysadmin, so yes
#8272 [21:53] <Thrae> mhez: Can you login to minecraft.net with this same username and password?
#8273 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> mhez: is the time your computer says actually what time it is.. or is it claming to be a timetraveler? :P
#8274 [21:53] <ciervo> I built the computer myself xd
#8275 [21:53] <amphibulus> VoxelHead i did all that now what but copy and paste on IRC?
#8276 [21:53] <Thrae> ciervo: OS, RAM, CPU?
#8277 [21:53] <ciervo> windows 7 x64
#8278 [21:53] <ciervo> 8gb
#8279 [21:53] <ciervo> amd phenom II 920 x4
#8280 [21:53] <Thrae> amphibulus: This is an IRC channel. You paste the pastebin.com link in here.
#8281 [21:54] <Thrae> ??> pudgetta win/dxdiag
#8282 [21:54] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#8283 [21:54] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#8284 [21:54] <mhez> haha I was asking because I live in Chile so maybe you meant an especific time
#8285 [21:54] <ciervo> I was running 1.7.3 server just fine :(
#8286 [21:54] <mhez> but its ok
#8287 [21:54] <ciervo> with the .exe
#8288 [21:54] <pudgetta> win/dxdiag?
#8289 [21:54] <amphibulus> C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\minecraft\DxDiag.txt
#8290 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> ciervo: your probably having issues since 1.8 prerelease is buggy.
#8291 [21:54] <ciervo> but java just sucks big time
#8292 [21:55] <Thrae> ciervo: Ohh, so it's just a problem with the 1.8 server? It's buggy. Sorry, I thought you meant you were having problems with 1.7.3.
#8293 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> . . . *shakes head at amphibulus*
#8294 [21:55] <ciervo> yeah, but it seems it can't allocate more memory
#8295 [21:55] <ciervo> and gets laggy
#8296 [21:55] <amphibulus> wat
#8297 [21:55] <Thrae> ciervo: Bug reports go here -- http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/611324-regarding-18-pre-release/
#8298 [21:55] <ciervo> even launching from cmd with -Xmx1g
#8299 [21:55] <pudgetta> Im confused :/
#8300 [21:55] <Thrae> ciervo: Yes, you can -- change those 1024M lines you sent Java
#8301 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> mhez: check that javaw is allowed through your firewall.
#8302 [21:56] <Thrae> ciervo: Also, make sure you're using 64-bit Java
#8303 [21:56] <amphibulus> [Kiikun] what did i do
#8304 [21:56] <Thrae> amphibulus: That's a file on your computer. We can't access it. You need to copy all that information into something we can look at, which is why we said to go to www.pastebin.com.
#8305 [21:56] <ciervo> Thrae: yes, just installed 64-bit java this afternoon
#8306 [21:57] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: you gave us the location of the file on your computer instead of putting the CONTENTS of said file on PASTEBIN.COM and then giving us the LINK THERE
#8307 [21:57] <Thrae> ??> amphibulus pastebin
#8308 [21:57] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#8309 [21:57] <ciervo> I just sent it 2g ram
#8310 [21:57] <ciervo> hope it is enough
#8311 [21:57] <Thrae> amphibulus: Open file, CTRL+A (select all), CTRL+C (copy), left-click on the pastebin.com big white box, CTRL+V (paste)
#8312 [21:57] <pudgetta> So how do i update my video driver?
#8313 [21:58] <Thrae> pudgetta: Follow the instructions Voxelhead sent you to show us your DxDiag information so we can help you further.
#8314 [21:58] <|Kiikun|> pudgetta: happen to know if your video card is intel, nvidia, or ati/amd?
#8315 [21:58] <ciervo> still laggy
#8316 [21:58] <|Kiikun|> pudgetta: or listen to Thrae :P
#8317 [21:58] <Thrae> ciervo: What's the CPU usage like? Also double-check the java running is a 64-bit image
#8318 [21:58] <mhez> kiikun, I think I love you :)
#8319 [21:59] <mhez> hahah thanks
#8320 [21:59] <pudgetta> Thrae
#8321 [21:59] <ciervo> cpu usage is not even 50%
#8322 [21:59] <Thrae> ciervo: For serving on Windows personally I prefer Process Explorer than the default Task Manager.
#8323 [21:59] <pudgetta> i have no idea haha,
#8324 [21:59] <pudgetta> how do i check my video card?
#8325 [21:59] <|Kiikun|> mhez: so it was the firewall blocking it?
#8326 [21:59] <mhez> damn it doesn't work again -.-
#8327 [21:59] <Thrae> pudgetta: What part of the instructions are confusing you?
#8328 [22:00] <mhez> no.. I think I just clicked the play offline button xd
#8329 [22:00] <pudgetta> everything hahaha, can i be re explained sorry if im frustrating
#8330 [22:00] <Thrae> pudgetta: The first sentence is, "Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box" What part of that sentence is confusing you?
#8331 [22:00] <Thrae> ??> pudgetta win/key
#8332 [22:00] <ciervo> i'll reboot
#8333 [22:00] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#8334 [22:00] <ciervo> see you later
#8335 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> mhez: well the play offline button measn youve managed to download the files atleast once.
#8336 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> ??> mhez error/cantconnect
#8337 [22:00] <VoxelHead> mhez: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#8338 [22:01] <VoxelHead> mhez: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#8339 [22:01] <pudgetta> OHHH
#8340 [22:01] <pudgetta> i seee
#8341 [22:01] <pudgetta> im an idiot
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#8344 [22:01] <pudgetta> okay now what? im on the program
#8345 [22:01] <Thrae> pudgetta: "If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop. Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit."
#8346 [22:01] <pudgetta> yesum
#8347 [22:02] <Thrae> pudgetta: You know all I'm doing is scrolling up....
#8348 [22:02] <awesomeman> My minecraft window only shows a blank screen
#8349 [22:02] <pudgetta> lol yesum im just lazy :D
#8350 [22:02] <mhez> i've done all of those steps.. but i'll try again :)
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#8352 [22:03] <Thrae> pudgetta: We only accommodate laziness so far here. We're all just volunteers here.
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#8354 [22:03] <pudgetta> lol sorry
#8355 [22:04] * |Kiikun| debates tossing a dont/bother at pudgetta :P
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#8356 [22:04] <awesomeman> What version of Java do I need to use for minecraft?
#8357 [22:04] <Thrae> awesomeman: The recommended version is 1.6 Update 27
#8358 [22:04] <pudgetta> alright Thrae, this is the link http://pastebin.com/YRKQ5gZs
#8359 [22:05] <awesomeman> can I get a link please?
#8360 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: basicly always use the latest recomended version from www.java.com
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#8362 [22:05] <awesomeman> I have Java 7
#8363 [22:05] <Thrae> ; java6
#8364 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: java 7 is nown to cause issues for some p[eople
#8365 [22:05] <awesomeman> Java 6 didn't work either though
#8366 [22:05] <Thrae> ; jre6
#8367 [22:06] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: try without the space? :P
#8368 [22:06] <awesomeman> As a matter of fact, Java 6 was even worse
#8369 [22:06] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: then its probably not java
#8370 [22:06] <awesomeman> But I got an error message that said it was java
#8371 [22:06] <pudgetta> You get the link Thrae?
#8372 [22:07] <Guest53052> the minecraft 1.8 pre-release is not working for me, it will not even let me play the game
#8373 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> Guest53052: we dont help with 1.8 yet. go to #1.8help
#8374 [22:07] <awesomeman> Although i admittedly did not get it today, once I completely uninstalled Java 6
#8375 [22:07] <Thrae> awesomeman: Java is a programming platform, so you will get messages from Java when it crashes and messages from Windows about Java when it crashes even harder.
#8376 [22:07] <awesomeman> No I mean, the error was in the Minecraft window
#8377 [22:08] <Thrae> pudgetta: Yeah. You need to try the drivers from downloadcenter.intel.com for your graphics chipset, which is a Mobile Intel 45 Express / Intel 4 Graphics chipset
#8378 [22:08] <awesomeman> It said something like access denied
#8379 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: then that means it was probably an error weve seen already and know a few ways to fix.
#8380 [22:08] <pudgetta> And i do that how?
#8381 [22:08] <cammie> testhttp://mibpaste.com/QdKMJR jjjjjjhelp please..minecraft has worked well onhe this computer. as of late every time i try to log in it says "whoa! minecraft is experiencing problems please wait while we tinker or check later. yes i have seen the feeds about being down but this pops up for last 2 weeks,, however on the computer next to it , it has no proble.http://mibpaste.com/XrzaAm
#8382 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: and by that i know what your issue was. you needed to reinstall minecraft's files.
#8383 [22:08] <mhez> VoxelHead: I uninstalled and reinstaled the latest version of java.. how can I know if my firewall is blocking it?
#8384 [22:08] <awesomeman> OMG THANK YOU JESUS
#8385 [22:09] <awesomeman> I've had it for 2 months
#8386 [22:09] <awesomeman> but it hasn
#8387 [22:09] <awesomeman> *hasn't worked one
#8388 [22:09] <awesomeman> *once
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#8390 [22:09] <Thrae> awesomeman: ACCESS_VIOLATION_EXCEPTION (or whatever it's called) means it tried to access a piece of memory it wasn't suppose to. It's a common snafu for any program, all you saw was Java just telling you that.
#8391 [22:09] <mr_sticky> I need some serious help
#8392 [22:09] <mr_sticky> I tried downloading the 1.8 pre release
#8393 [22:09] <mr_sticky> and then I deleted it
#8394 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> mhez: you have any security software? like mcafee or norton? otherwise its windows firewall
#8395 [22:10] <mr_sticky> and download the 1.7.2 version
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#8397 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> mr_sticky: we dont help with 1.8 yet. go to #1.8help
#8398 [22:10] <mhez> nod32
#8399 [22:10] <Thrae> pudgetta: Go to http://downloadcenter.intel.com and follow the instructions.
#8400 [22:10] <awesomeman> what would the folder name be, so I can search it in RUN
#8401 [22:10] <pudgetta> Thrae:alrighty
#8402 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> mr_sticky: and you shouldnt be able to download 1.7.2 from anyone. 1.7.3 is latest
#8403 [22:10] <mr_sticky> I mean 1.7.3
#8404 [22:10] <mhez> in windows firewall I made an exeption for javaw
#8405 [22:11] <Guest53052> how do i re-download 1.7.3
#8406 [22:11] <Thrae> cammie: It just sounds like you got a fatal error. Can you paste the error message to www.pastebin.com?
#8407 [22:11] <cammie> any answers
#8408 [22:12] <Thrae> awesomeman: %APPDATA%\.minecraft on Windows
#8409 [22:12] <Thrae> awesomeman: And you can't search in the Run box. You can search in the Omni box ;)
#8410 [22:12] <pudgetta> Thrae: so i should just download new drivers that come up?
#8411 [22:12] <cammie> it just answers "whoa we are experiencing problems wait while we tinker with it,,that it
#8412 [22:12] <mr_sticky> thank you very much for your help
#8413 [22:13] <Thrae> pudgetta: For the Intel 45 Express / 4 Series graphics chipset, yes. They also have an "Auto Detect and Install" feature on the website.
#8414 [22:13] <pudgetta> Ah, i see it, thank you so much! :)
#8415 [22:13] <Thrae> cammie: There is no such error message that talks about "tinkering", which is why I want the exact error message.
#8416 [22:13] <Thrae> pudgetta: If that doesn't work you need to get the driver off Sony's website, as you have a Sony laptop.
#8417 [22:13] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: actually.. there is one on the website
#8418 [22:13] <awesomeman> I put that in, but I don't get anything :/
#8419 [22:13] <mr_sticky> I deleted the 1.8 copy from my bin and now I only have 1.7.3 but minecraft still won't work
#8420 [22:13] <pudgetta> Alrighty Thrae thanks
#8421 [22:14] <Thrae> ??> awesomeman win/reinst/bat
#8422 [22:14] <VoxelHead> awesomeman: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#8423 [22:14] <VoxelHead> awesomeman: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#8424 [22:14] <Thrae> mr_sticky: Try using the above batch file for you too.
#8425 [22:14] <mr_sticky> okay
#8426 [22:14] <Thrae> cammie: Is this a problem with the website / in-browser version or downloaded Minecraft?
#8427 [22:15] <cammie> it isnt an error message, it just at the log in page and when i type in my info it gives me that,,but like i said, i can go 1 foot over to another computer and it works fine,,
#8428 [22:15] <mr_sticky> Didn't work thrae
#8429 [22:15] <Thrae> Guest53052: Try using the reinstall batch file -- http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#8430 [22:15] <cammie> to thrae, yes it seems so doing it at the in browser
#8431 [22:15] <Thrae> mr_sticky: You ran Minecraft.exe again afterwards and let it re-download?
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#8433 [22:16] <Thrae> cammie: When you say you're at the "login page", you mean on your browser, not in the Minecraft client?
#8434 [22:16] <mr_sticky> Yes, I play on browser
#8435 [22:16] <mhez> I deactivated my nod32 protection
#8436 [22:16] <mr_sticky> When The loading screen get's to done loading it freezes
#8437 [22:16] <Thrae> mr_sticky: Oh. That's not going to work for the browser version.
#8438 [22:16] <mhez> but problem still persist
#8439 [22:16] <mr_sticky> then what can i do?
#8440 [22:17] <cammie> ahhh i think.. i go to minecraft.net and try to log in and get the whoa stuff
#8441 [22:17] <Thrae> mr_sticky: Search your computer for minecraft.jar and tell me what comes up
#8442 [22:17] <Thrae> cammie: What's your username?
#8443 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> mhez: ok. you can reenable it...
#8444 [22:17] <awesomeman> that did not appear to do anything
#8445 [22:17] <mr_sticky> it just says minecraft
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#8447 [22:17] <mr_sticky> and then when I click on it this black box pops up
#8448 [22:17] <mr_sticky> but quickly dissappears
#8449 [22:17] <Thrae> awesomeman: It just deletes stuff. You need to then run Minecraft.exe again and it'll re-download.
#8450 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> mhez: im sorta stumped besides you having issues with the server... you never pirated the game before, did you?
#8451 [22:18] <Godley> Hello. i've got a problem. Im running a server with a buddy at the moment, playing 1.8 survival. We made a portal to the nether, but we cant break blocks in there... How can i fix that? (the blocks just reappear after their broken)
#8452 [22:18] <cammie> poofsandwich,its my 8 y.o.'s name he is doing it,im trying to fix on his computer n
#8453 [22:18] <mhez> I played on a site call minecraftforfree or something
#8454 [22:18] <Thrae> mr_sticky: I understand what problem you're having with the program. I'm asking you to search the files in your computer and tell me where minecraft.jar is located.
#8455 [22:18] <andersonns> bought minecraft a few days ago. have not been able to get it running yet - guess the minecraft.net site is down, so I should wait a few more days to try again?
#8456 [22:18] <mr_sticky> okay
#8457 [22:19] <mr_sticky> in my downloads folder
#8458 [22:19] <mr_sticky> wait
#8459 [22:19] <Thrae> cammie: I meant your Minecraft username. But while we're on that, does your Windows username have any spaces or any special characters like !
#8460 [22:19] <mr_sticky> lemme guess
#8461 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#8462 [22:19] <cammie> ok i will ck for minecraft.jar,,thx
#8463 [22:19] <awesomeman> I reinstalled the minecraft.exe and nothing happened
#8464 [22:19] <mr_sticky> I gotta copy and paste?
#8465 [22:19] <Godley> ANybody can help?
#8466 [22:19] * |Kiikun| looks at it and is asuming they might be the problem
#8466 [22:19] <Thrae> mr_sticky: It doesn't go in your downloads folder.
#8467 [22:19] <mr_sticky> where does it go?
#8468 [22:20] <mr_sticky> Using a windows Hp 2009m btw
#8469 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> mhez: minecraftforfree might have done something thats breakign your ability to play legirly.
#8470 [22:20] <Thrae> mr_sticky: It downloads to a folder specifically for temporary files I believe, which can be different depending on the browser.
#8471 [22:20] <mr_sticky> Okay I got past the loading screen
#8472 [22:20] <mr_sticky> now
#8473 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> o.o; yes vox?
#8474 [22:20] <mr_sticky> I am using the internet explorer browser
#8475 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> *legitly
#8476 [22:21] <Thrae> |Kiikun|: Seems like an old, forgotten keyword script!
#8477 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;
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#8479 [22:21] <mr_sticky> This is not working
#8480 [22:21] <mr_sticky> I keep getting a black box
#8481 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> ooohhhh....
#8482 [22:22] <awesomeman> I reinstalled the minecraft.exe and nothing happened
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#8484 [22:22] <cammie> still looking for minecraft.jar. however my son bought the game and my other one was logging on to play 2 people,went well then nothing now,,i even tried to log in and create another namer and address and buy it but still get whoa
#8485 [22:22] <cammie> my search showed no minecraft .jar in computer
#8486 [22:23] <Thrae> Wug, AG_Scott, GreyVulpine, Opeth: Hey, VoxelHead banned |Kiikun| (but did not kick) for mentioning minecraft+for+free as a possible problem someone has.
#8487 [22:23] <mr_sticky> Thrae how do I download minecraft???
#8488 [22:23] <Opeth> o.o
#8489 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> !client
#8490 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> Opeth: help o.o;; me wanna beable to come back~~
#8491 [22:24] * Thrae tests
#8491 [22:24] <Thrae> minecraftforfree
#8492 [22:24] * VoxelHead kicked Thrae from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Trying to steal)
#8493 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> thanks :D
#8494 [22:24] <Opeth> Ninja'd
#8495 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> lol
#8496 [22:24] <mr_sticky> Wow
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#8498 [22:24] <mr_sticky> oooh hey opeth
#8499 [22:24] <Opeth> Er..Hello?
#8500 [22:24] <mr_sticky> I have a question for you regarding 1.8
#8501 [22:24] <AG_Scott> ??> mr_sticky 1.8
#8502 [22:24] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (1.8) WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#8503 [22:25] <awesomeman> Seriously though, I reinstalled the exe and nothing happened
#8504 [22:25] <Opeth> Cute.
#8505 [22:25] <mr_sticky> okay
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#8507 [22:25] * VoxelHead kicked Thrae from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Trying to steal)
#8508 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> erm...
#8509 [22:25] <Opeth> mr_sticky - Query me.
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#8511 [22:25] <mr_sticky> I downloaded it using the windows download guide video
#8512 [22:25] <AG_Scott> I have no idea how to unban him. :s
#8513 [22:25] <mr_sticky> and I got this black screen
#8514 [22:25] <mr_sticky> after the game downloaded
#8515 [22:25] * Opeth sighs.
#8515 [22:25] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: your bot is being bad
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#8517 [22:26] <Opeth> mr_sticky - 1.8 prerelease isn't supported here.
#8518 [22:26] <Fat_Burger_Man> Hey I bought and downloade minecraft about 5 hours ago and when I try to play offline it sais not a premium account.
#8519 [22:26] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: mc username?
#8520 [22:26] <mr_sticky> Can you please meet me at the #1.8help box?
#8521 [22:26] <Fat_Burger_Man> When I try to play online it sais I have not bought it.
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#8523 [22:27] <Fat_Burger_Man> My MC user name is : Fat_Burger_Man
#8524 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> !paid Fat_Burger_Man
#8525 [22:27] * |Kiikun| pokes aubot...
#8525 [22:27] <Fat_Burger_Man> ?
#8526 [22:27] <Fat_Burger_Man> whats !paid mean?
#8527 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: was supposed to check if your account was premium
#8528 [22:28] <AG_Scott> !paid Fat_Burger_Man
#8529 [22:28] <AG_Scott> |Kiikun|: you're banned so it's ignoring you.
#8530 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> ;_;
#8531 [22:28] <AG_Scott> I think anyways
#8532 [22:28] <awesomeman> poor Kiikun
#8533 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> im not banned in channel modes...
#8534 [22:28] <Fat_Burger_Man> I have using a Master Card
#8535 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> unless aubot blacklists when vox kicks
#8536 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: it just means payment hasnt reached through to mojang yet. you may have to wait a bit. they will send you an email.
#8537 [22:29] <awesomeman> Bu anyway, I still haven't made progress with the exe
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#8539 [22:29] <Fat_Burger_Man> Ok thx how long does it usually take?
#8540 [22:29] <awesomeman> 2 or 3 days
#8541 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: usually only a few hours.. but sometimes it can take a few days
#8542 [22:30] <AG_Scott> lol
#8543 [22:30] * |Kiikun|Janus| tests...
#8543 [22:30] <Fat_Burger_Man> Ok and will it send an email to my acounts email or the Cards email?
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#8546 [22:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> >.>
#8547 [22:30] <Fat_Burger_Man> ?
#8548 [22:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok... vox isnt kicking me
#8549 [22:30] <mr_sticky> Where would the minecraft.jar file go for an internet explorer browser?
#8550 [22:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid sennyotai
#8551 [22:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;_;
#8552 [22:31] <Godley> Hey guy's Any reason why the nether in my server isnt working? like.. the blocks dont break. they just re-appear instantly and use weapon durability
#8553 [22:31] <awesomeman> downloads folder
#8554 [22:31] <Fat_Burger_Man> Will Mojang send the email to my minecraft acounts email or the Cards I used email?
#8555 [22:31] <mr_sticky> awesomeman I was told differently
#8556 [22:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Godley: sounds like bukkit with permissions for nether set to 'no breaking or building'
#8557 [22:31] <Godley> its not a bukkit server
#8558 [22:31] <Godley> just a regular one
#8559 [22:32] <awesomeman> Well you should check your downloads folder
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#8561 [22:32] <mr_sticky> alright then
#8562 [22:32] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt know then...
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#8563 [22:32] <Godley> it's just a server me an my friend co-op survival on. cant do anything in the nether thoguh... I tried op'ing us but to no avail
#8564 [22:33] <awesomeman> Kiikun, are you Japanese?
#8565 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> nope :P
#8566 [22:34] <Godley> guess nobody can help me here :/
#8567 [22:34] <awesomeman> I ask because of the username, and the emoticons
#8568 [22:35] <awesomeman> I feel you Godley
#8569 [22:35] * |Kiikun| is an anime otaku :P
#8569 [22:35] <Fat_Burger_Man> Hey will Mojang send the email to the email i use to creat my minecraft acount or to the eamil i used for the card?
#8570 [22:35] <Azru> Godley: pastebin the server.properties. And also is this a vanilla server or are there any modifications?
#8571 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: the email you used to sign up with
#8572 [22:35] <Azru> Like wrappers or w/e different than bukkit.
#8573 [22:35] <Fat_Burger_Man> The email I paid with or the email use to create my acount?
#8574 [22:36] <Godley> vanilla server, How do i pastebin?
#8575 [22:36] <awesomeman> It appears we have a weeaboo in our midst
#8576 [22:36] <|Kiikun|> Fat_Burger_Man: the one for the account.
#8577 [22:36] <Fat_Burger_Man> ok
#8578 [22:36] <Fat_Burger_Man> Thx :)
#8579 [22:36] <Godley> no mods
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#8581 [22:36] <|Kiikun|> awesomeman: pbbbbbbbt
#8582 [22:36] * |Kiikun| goes away
#8582 [22:37] <Godley> How do i PasteBin Azru?
#8583 [22:37] <awesomeman> Nah, its fine. Most of my friends are obsessed with anime
#8584 [22:37] <Azru> Godley: http://pastebin.com/
#8585 [22:37] <Guest12108> my minecraft wont work i clicked on in browser after i logged in and nothing
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#8587 [22:38] <Fat_Burger_Man> >:)
#8588 [22:38] <Fat_Burger_Man> :(
#8589 [22:39] <awesomeman> Whats wrong
#8590 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> :l
#8591 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> :/
#8592 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> :\
#8593 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> nothing lol
#8594 [22:39] <awesomeman> lulz
#8595 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> :D
#8596 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> lol
#8597 [22:39] <Fat_Burger_Man> just trying faces
#8598 [22:39] <Godley> Ok how do i use pastebin? lol
#8599 [22:39] <|Kiikun|> ?? pastebin
#8600 [22:39] <Godley> http://pastebin.com/LpEXTK1S maybe like this?
#8601 [22:39] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#8603 [22:40] <awesomeman> Is VoxelHead a bot?
#8604 [22:40] <Poopalayecacas> Hello!
#8605 [22:40] <|Kiikun|> ?? bot
#8606 [22:40] <awesomeman> haiz
#8607 [22:40] <Poopalayecacas> voxel is a vot. :)
#8608 [22:40] <|Kiikun|> gah
#8609 [22:40] <Poopalayecacas> bot*
#8610 [22:40] <Poopalayecacas> Anyways,
#8611 [22:40] * |Kiikun| caused flood prevention!!! nooo!!!!
#8611 [22:41] <Poopalayecacas> My problem now...
#8612 [22:41] <Azru> Godley, odd. There's nothing in there that I can see that would lead to nether not working. :/
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#8614 [22:41] <Poopalayecacas> As soon as i hit login, it says cant connect to mc.net. D:
#8615 [22:41] <Godley> =/ That realyl sucks. Me and my buddy need glowstone lol. Cant mine anything, Buuut... The ghasts can destroy stuff.. no fair
#8616 [22:42] <Godley> ive tried rebooting the server, etc, rebuilding portal. all the good stuff didnt work though
#8617 [22:42] <Poopalayecacas> But it isnt like earlier today. that took time to say cant connect. now its immediately. D:
#8618 [22:42] <Azru> Godley, I have no idea how to solve this but I can give you a few other things that you can try out.
#8619 [22:42] <Godley> Alright,
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#8621 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> Godley: i know something.
#8622 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> :D
#8623 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> Chuck? o.o
#8624 [22:43] <Godley> That sounds good. i also tried running a mile away, hoping that it was just a spawn area around the portal that we couldnt break. but it wasnt
#8625 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> what is your minecraft name?
#8626 [22:43] <Godley> you do Poopalayecacas ?
#8627 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> yes i do.
#8628 [22:43] <Poopalayecacas> there is a plg=ugin that allows nether. :)
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#8630 [22:44] <chuck> really
#8631 [22:44] <Poopalayecacas> Chuck: what is your mc name?
#8632 [22:44] <chuck> why
#8633 [22:44] <Poopalayecacas> I must know.......
#8634 [22:44] <chuck> ?? may i ask why
#8635 [22:44] <Godley> plug in you say?
#8636 [22:44] <Poopalayecacas> Because i already know....
#8637 [22:44] <Poopalayecacas> 9999nnnn
#8638 [22:44] <Poopalayecacas> >:D
#8639 [22:44] <chuck> what?
#8640 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> It is, isnt it?
#8641 [22:45] <chuck> nope
#8642 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> .....
#8643 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> then is it dacilo?
#8644 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> >: D
#8645 [22:45] <chuck> uh,nope
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#8648 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> .......
#8649 [22:45] <reedlepee> Hello
#8650 [22:45] <Poopalayecacas> Then tell me. @_@
#8651 [22:45] <chuck> you failed
#8652 [22:45] <Azru> Godley, backup your server. Then delete the nether folder, then run it, then try entering the portal from your normal world, the nether will be recreated and check if it's working.
#8653 [22:46] <chuck> why?
#8654 [22:46] <Poopalayecacas> What is it? >.<
#8655 [22:46] <awesomeman> I need some help with Jaba
#8656 [22:46] <chuck> WHY
#8657 [22:46] <awesomeman> *Java
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#8659 [22:46] <Poopalayecacas> I think i may know you in mc.
#8660 [22:46] <Poopalayecacas> :)
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#8662 [22:46] <chuck> really? what do you think it is
#8663 [22:46] <Azru> Godley, other option: set up a server from scratch. Give yourself obsidian, create a portal, walk through it and see it the nether will be working on that world.
#8664 [22:46] <Azru> Godley, we can try from there.
#8665 [22:46] <dis1137> hi. I was wondering if anyone could help. after I play for a few minutes while outside, when I do things like chop a tree down, it works and I get the block, but the animation stays and I can walk through it.
#8666 [22:46] <Godley> ok ill try
#8667 [22:46] <Poopalayecacas> I know lots of people. they usually have chuck in der name. :D
#8668 [22:47] <Adzuma> can fences and gates be blown up?
#8669 [22:47] <mr_sticky> Thanks for the helpo guys
#8670 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> So? wut is it?
#8671 [22:47] <chuck> well thats probably me
#8672 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Whatsyour name?
#8673 [22:47] <shmoo> I need help installing the game. When I click download, and download minecraft.exe, unzip, log in I get a black screen and nothing happens!
#8674 [22:47] <chuck> chucknorris
#8675 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Caught you dac.
#8676 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Its me.
#8677 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Chuck. XDF
#8678 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Either you or 9n.
#8679 [22:47] <chuck> umm......
#8680 [22:47] <Godley> How do i delete the nether folder? where is it at
#8681 [22:47] <Poopalayecacas> Exactly.
#8682 [22:48] <chuck> what are you talking aboput
#8683 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> You knew i was coming here.
#8684 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> because i said it in console.
#8685 [22:48] <chuck> who
#8686 [22:48] <chuck> what
#8687 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> And you type 1/6 seconds slower than me.
#8688 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> just like 9999nnnn.
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#8691 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> Yes. i count.
#8692 [22:48] <Poopalayecacas> >: D
#8693 [22:48] <shmoo> I get nothing but a black screen when trying to run minecraft
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#8695 [22:49] <Azru> Godley, check the folder where your server files are. There should be a folder there with your main world and a folder for the nether called 'nether'?
#8696 [22:49] <pcgeek61995> is there a fix for endermen in prerealeased 1.8 smp?
#8697 [22:49] <Azru> Not entirely sure as I use bukkit and it's a bit different.
#8698 [22:49] <Vekter> Does anyone know of a mod that removes squids entirely, or at least fixes the spawns?
#8699 [22:49] <Azru> Vekter, there's one for bukkit.
#8700 [22:49] <Poopalayecacas> So, can somebody halp me? I cant connect to mc.net. D:
#8701 [22:49] <Vekter> Isn't buckitt server only?
#8702 [22:49] <awesomeman> I need some help with Java
#8703 [22:49] <chuck> im confuzzled
#8704 [22:50] <Poopalayecacas> Confuzzled.
#8705 [22:50] <Poopalayecacas> only one person i know who says that.
#8706 [22:50] <shmoo> is there anyone here to help?
#8707 [22:50] <Righous101> I need help, Whenever im playing minecraft a black box comes up saying some words and it disappears when i close the game.
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#8709 [22:50] <Azru> Vekter, ah. Sorry. Yes it is. :P
#8710 [22:50] <Godley> no i dont have any like that. inside the world folder is a data, dim-1, players, regiion folder
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#8712 [22:50] <chuck> ha. whenever i go on mc.net it says updating??
#8713 [22:50] <Poopalayecacas> Is anyone that can help on?
#8714 [22:50] <Godley> inside all the folders are files with weird names
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#8716 [22:50] <shmoo> I have the SAME problem as Righous101
#8717 [22:50] <pcgeek61995> how do i fix endermen in smp? :(
#8718 [22:50] <Vekter> Azru: thanks anyway. I've got a small water feature set up as an elevator to my basement, but it keeps on spawning damn squids in it and it's getting annoying.
#8719 [22:51] <Poopalayecacas> Well, "chuck" why did you get on here?
#8720 [22:51] <mib_x6rtm6> it wont let me log in and i see all these folders on youtube that i dont have plz help
#8721 [22:51] <chuck> because i cant play minecraft
#8722 [22:51] <Poopalayecacas> Nevermind. this place isnt helpful at all.
#8723 [22:51] <chuck> not really
#8724 [22:51] <Azru> Godley, go one folder higher. Not the one you're in but the one before it.
#8725 [22:51] <pcgeek61995> oh look at that a little message saying we wont help with 1.8 on the top of my screen
#8726 [22:52] <Poopalayecacas> Goodbye, anddont expect me here again.
#8727 [22:52] <Azru> What folders do you have there?
#8728 [22:52] <Poopalayecacas> The service BLOWS
#8729 [22:52] <pcgeek61995> :p
#8730 [22:52] <chuck> ikr
#8731 [22:52] <Godley> just world. along with the server properties, whitelist, etc
#8732 [22:52] <chuck> HELP
#8733 [22:52] <Righous101> can some atleast help me?
#8734 [22:52] <mib_x6rtm6> i have the client thats it i go desktop>minecraft folder>and alls that is there is the client o and it is just beta
#8735 [22:53] <Vekter> So does no one know how to remove squids from the game?
#8736 [22:53] <Godley> By killing them
#8737 [22:53] <Vekter> Too much of a pain in the ass
#8738 [22:53] <mib_x6rtm6> ^win
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#8740 [22:53] <Azru> Godley, curious. Wait a sec, I'll set up a server and check it myself.
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#8742 [22:53] <Godley> ok
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#8744 [22:54] <mib_6c6yux> hey does any of u know how to fix my minecraft browser from just going black as soon as i try and play
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#8746 [22:57] <DG> hello?
#8747 [22:58] <Righous101> uhh
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#8749 [22:59] <mib_x6rtm6> hey nvm i know what i did wrong but one more question what is minecraft sp cuz thats the first version of minecraft i got
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#8751 [23:01] <DG> hey guys does anyone know how to fix the f3 glitch
#8752 [23:01] <DG> where it starts taking up your entire screen
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#8754 [23:01] <DG> anyone at all?
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#8756 [23:02] <|Kiikun|> DG: there is no glitch. if your talkign the performance graph.. then that measn its doing alot.
#8757 [23:02] <cGBroken> I need an admin please
#8758 [23:02] <cGBroken> Or someone who controls the website
#8759 [23:02] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: no admins here
#8760 [23:02] <DG> Oh i see is there anyway to fix that?
#8761 [23:02] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: or anyone who has any authority with mojang
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#8763 [23:02] <DG> and minecraft.net is having issues
#8764 [23:02] <DG> people cant log in
#8765 [23:03] <DG> if thats the problem then you have to wait
#8766 [23:03] <cGBroken> Or anyone with authority with mojang, yes.
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#8768 [23:03] <cGBroken> no that's no tthe problem.
#8769 [23:04] <Rightous101> Is the log in problem just for certain people?
#8770 [23:04] <|Kiikun|> ??> cGBroken account
#8771 [23:04] <VoxelHead> cGBroken: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#8772 [23:04] <VoxelHead> cGBroken: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#8773 [23:04] <cGBroken> yes
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#8775 [23:04] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: i have now taken more effort than you have in reading the topic.
#8776 [23:04] <cGBroken> I don't understand what your saying.
#8777 [23:05] <DG> kiikun is it possible to stop the preformance graph
#8778 [23:05] <DG> its pissing me off im trying to read the coords
#8779 [23:05] <cGBroken> My problem is that I had accidently deleted my .minecraft folder, and I was wondering if there was a way for me to get it back.
#8780 [23:05] <|Kiikun|> DG: you can stop using f3. theeres really no other option that i know of
#8781 [23:06] <Rightous101> Check your recycle bin
#8782 [23:06] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: thats an entirely different issue than anythign with the website. start the game and it will redownload the game files
#8783 [23:06] <dis1137> I just bought the game, and when I mine or cut a tree, I get the block for it, but the animation doesn't go away, and also my torches disappear.
#8784 [23:06] <cGBroken> My recycle bin auto erases .
#8785 [23:07] <cGBroken> It's not there
#8786 [23:07] <Rightous101> Whenever im playing minecraft, A black box just appears out of nowhere while playing.
#8787 [23:08] <cGBroken> Wow this is the worst minecraft support ever.... =.=
#8788 [23:08] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: we cannot UNDELETE your files.
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#8790 [23:08] <fenster> Whenever i'm playing minecraft in browser it goes white
#8791 [23:08] <cGBroken> I didn't ask for that
#8792 [23:09] <|Kiikun|> cGBroken: then i answered your question once you properly asked it
#8793 [23:09] <Aller> cGBroken: wow community support doing this for free so bad.
#8794 [23:09] <DG> cgbroken just launch minecraft
#8795 [23:09] <DG> press options
#8796 [23:09] <DG> force update
#8797 [23:09] <|Kiikun|> ??> cGBroken dont/pm
#8798 [23:09] <VoxelHead> cGBroken: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#8799 [23:09] <DG> and then log in
#8800 [23:09] <|Kiikun|> [23:04] <+|Kiikun|> cGBroken: thats an entirely different issue than anythign with the website. start the game and it will redownload the game files
#8801 [23:09] * |Kiikun| points 3 minutes ago
#8801 [23:10] <Destructor16> Hey Again
#8802 [23:10] <Aller> r-r-r-ragequit
#8803 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> Aller: more like catastrophic brain failure...
#8804 [23:11] <fenster> Whenever i'm playing minecraft in browser it goes white
#8805 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> fenster: update java
#8806 [23:11] <fenster> i did
#8807 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> fenster: video drivers?
#8808 [23:11] <fenster> wait whats the java now?
#8809 [23:12] <Rightous101> Whenever im playing minecraft (not in-browser) a black box appears out of no-where. but in-browser the black box dont appear.
#8810 [23:13] <fenster> Rightous play IN browser then
#8811 [23:13] <Destructor16> Are you using the correct java for your OS/Browser?
#8812 [23:13] <Rightous101> but i like full screen :c
#8813 [23:13] <fenster> press F11 when ur in browser
#8814 [23:13] <|Kiikun|> Rightous101: any chance the boc is in the bottom left anda rectangle?
#8815 [23:13] <fenster> it makes it full screen
#8816 [23:14] <Rightous101> boc?
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#8819 [23:15] <mib_kchjjt> hello please help i cant get to servers or download mods
#8820 [23:16] <mib_kchjjt> HELLO?
#8821 [23:16] <Destructor16> Hey mib, Whats the problem?
#8822 [23:16] <|Kiikun|> mib_kchjjt: we dont help with mods... and what servers? theres a chance they could be down
#8823 [23:16] <mib_kchjjt> umm i cant get to servers or download mods
#8824 [23:16] <Destructor16> MC servers were running a few minutes ago
#8825 [23:17] <mib_kchjjt> yea i tried 2 servers
#8826 [23:17] * |Kiikun| is asuming he's meaning smp servers.
#8826 [23:17] <|Kiikun|> mib_kchjjt: thers a chance theyre down.
#8827 [23:17] <mib_kchjjt> and wen i put toomanyitems in winrar it shows an error up
#8828 [23:17] <Destructor16> Mib, Simpily, What are you trying to do?
#8829 [23:18] <mib_kchjjt> download mods
#8830 [23:18] <Destructor16> from MF.net?
#8831 [23:18] <mib_kchjjt> no
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#8833 [23:18] <mib_kchjjt> from forums
#8834 [23:18] <darkblade23> hi.
#8835 [23:18] <Destructor16> yeah, MinecraftForums.net
#8836 [23:18] <mib_kchjjt> my winrar isnt working :O
#8837 [23:19] <Destructor16> Well thats non minecraft related, and we cant help7
#8838 [23:19] <Destructor16> help*
#8839 [23:19] <fenster> can anyone give me the link to download Java 64bit download or is there such thing?
#8840 [23:19] <Destructor16> Hi darkblade23
#8841 [23:19] <darkblade23> has anyone tried to run the server for 1.8?
#8842 [23:19] <Destructor16> Sure
#8843 [23:19] <Destructor16> One moment fen
#8844 [23:19] <darkblade23> how are you?
#8845 [23:19] <Destructor16> http://java.com/en/download/faq/java_win64bit.xml
#8846 [23:19] <fenster> thx Destructor
#8847 [23:19] <Destructor16> Yed, I have darkblade
#8848 [23:19] <mib_kchjjt> wen is 1.8 gona be out?
#8849 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> ??> darkblade23 1.8
#8850 [23:19] <VoxelHead> darkblade23: (1.8) WE DO NOT SUPPORT 1.8 AND WILL NOT UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL RELEASE! WE DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THE LEAKED VERSION DUE TO ITS BUGGINESS, IT COULD CAUSE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR SAVE FILES. USE WITH CAUTION AND AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
#8851 [23:20] <Destructor16> Monday 12th
#8852 [23:20] <darkblade23> ok. i was wanting info for the bug reporting for it.
#8853 [23:20] <mib_kchjjt> can someone give me link to winrar?
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#8855 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> ... cant even spell when right ~.~
#8856 [23:20] <Destructor16> No
#8857 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> mib_kchjjt: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=winrar
#8858 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> .. aww...
#8859 [23:21] <Destructor16> ok, So how do i actually register?
#8860 [23:21] <Destructor16> or create an account*
#8861 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: for minecraft?
#8862 [23:21] <Destructor16> no, for here
#8863 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> oh! type /ns help register
#8864 [23:22] <fenster> Destructor do you have any idea how to check google chrome?
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#8867 [23:23] <Destructor16> What do you mean check google chrome?
#8868 [23:23] <fenster> it only tells about Internet Explorer and Firefox im on google chrome
#8869 [23:23] <Destructor16> I dont understand what you mean?
#8870 [23:23] <dis1137> when I mine a block, it produces a resource block, but doesn't appear to be mined. Wiki says to restart the game and it should fix it. it works for a few minutes then happens again. I noticed minecraft is using 1 gb of memory, is that normal?
#8871 [23:24] <DG> does your computer have more than 1gb of ram?
#8872 [23:24] <Destructor16> |Kiikun| - So what do i say when regisstering? ./msg NickServ Reister Pass - email?
#8873 [23:24] <dis1137> yes, 8 gb of ram
#8874 [23:24] <DG> wow
#8875 [23:24] <DG> nice
#8876 [23:24] <DG> lol
#8877 [23:24] <dis1137> but the game still wigs out :/
#8878 [23:24] <fenster> erm it tells you how to check firefox for 32bit or 64bit and it tells you how to check internet explorer for 32bit and 64bit but not google
#8879 [23:24] <DG> mabye if you're playing 1.8
#8880 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: yup
#8881 [23:25] <DG> that might be why
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#8883 [23:25] <Destructor16> Thanks Kii
#8884 [23:25] <dis1137> I'm playing 1.7.3 if you're asking me
#8885 [23:25] <DG> hmm
#8886 [23:25] <DG> well thats weird
#8887 [23:25] <dis1137> I just started playing today
#8888 [23:25] <DG> ok
#8889 [23:25] <DG> Kiikun do you think you can help him?
#8890 [23:25] <fenster> Destructor read my last comment
#8891 [23:26] <Destructor16> Wait what are you trying to do?
#8892 [23:26] <Destructor16> Javafor your OS or internet?
#8893 [23:26] <darkblade23> hey voxelhead. can i pm you?
#8894 [23:26] <fenster> u got me confused now
#8895 [23:26] <fenster> im trying to see if im using 32bit or 64bit on chrome
#8896 [23:27] <Destructor16> I dunno how on chrome
#8897 [23:27] <Destructor16> sorry
#8898 [23:27] <fenster> okay brb
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#8900 [23:27] <DG> destructor
#8901 [23:27] <DG> whats your problem?
#8902 [23:27] <darkblade23> i use it and i have yet to find a 64 bit version of chrome.
#8903 [23:28] <mib_chqc68> i am angry.. i bought the game my visa card was charged and i havent gotin the email and its been over 24 hours
#8904 [23:28] <Kiwi_> Doesnt google chrome automatically switch versions?
#8905 [23:29] <srd> i cant get the game to download. can anyone help me?
#8906 [23:29] <darkblade23> last i knew, there was only the 32 bit version
#8907 [23:29] <mib_chqc68> i am angry.. i bought the game my visa card was charged and i havent gotin the email and its been over 24 hours
#8908 [23:29] <Kiwi_> I use google chrome too.
#8909 [23:29] <mib_chqc68> i am angry.. i bought the game my visa card was charged and i havent gotin the email and its been over 24 hours
#8910 [23:29] <Destructor16> mib, dont spam, please
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#8912 [23:30] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_chqc68 payment
#8913 [23:30] <VoxelHead> mib_chqc68: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#8914 [23:30] <VoxelHead> mib_chqc68: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#8915 [23:30] <mib_chqc68> that doesnt help me!
#8916 [23:31] <Kiwi_> it looks helpful enough to me.
#8917 [23:31] <Destructor16> Mib, contact Mojang
#8918 [23:31] <Destructor16> Thats what it says
#8919 [23:31] <mib_chqc68> I cant get all the way though it i dont have the transaction id
#8920 [23:31] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: its only been a day.
#8921 [23:31] <fenster> i just need to know how to stop the white screen from appering on the in-browser minecraft cause java's realy messing with me or something
#8922 [23:31] <mib_chqc68> how long should it take
#8923 [23:32] <fenster> it loads fine but after its done loading it goes white
#8924 [23:32] <|Kiikun|> mib_chqc68: it can take 2-3 days. and since its the weekend....
#8925 [23:32] <darkblade23> wouldnt the transaction id be the number off your back? just wondering.
#8926 [23:32] <darkblade23> bank*
#8927 [23:32] <|Kiikun|> darkblade23: no.. that CID.
#8928 [23:32] <darkblade23> ahh. ty.
#8929 [23:32] <|Kiikun|> erm... still no anyway
#8930 [23:33] <Destructor16> it should tke a few hours, if it;s been a day, i would be speaking to mojang
#8931 [23:33] <srd> umm does anyone know how to dowload on a window comp?
#8932 [23:33] <|Kiikun|> .. hmm... seems ocean level dropped a block in 1.8...
#8933 [23:33] <srd> i tried both links neither work
#8934 [23:34] <|Kiikun|> srd: i would love to beable to download a whole computer. woudl save me hundreds of dollars :P
#8935 [23:34] <|Kiikun|> oh...
#8936 [23:34] <Kiwi_> srd, What browser are you using
#8937 [23:34] <|Kiikun|> srd: click 'save' then when ie spazzes out and says 'not authenticated' or whatever just ignore it.
#8938 [23:34] <darkblade23> what are you using? ie or fire fox?
#8939 [23:34] <Kiwi_> or chrome
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#8941 [23:35] <srd> im not sure i blank on all thing computer but i guess it would just be internet explorer
#8942 [23:36] <darkblade23> ok, right click and select on the minecraft.exe save as.
#8943 [23:36] <Wombatunder> I'm having troubles trying to use a high def texture pack. Can I get help in here or can someone point me to the right channel?
#8944 [23:36] <Destructor16> @|Kiikun| So, How do i Log in next time now i've registered?
#8945 [23:37] <|Kiikun|> Wombatunder: minecraft doesnt natively support HD texture packs. you can install the HD patch or Optifine.
#8946 [23:37] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: i think you just have to authenticate the email it sends
#8947 [23:37] <Destructor16> Yeah, I did that
#8948 [23:37] <Wombatunder> Ahhh
#8949 [23:37] <fenster> top right corner?
#8950 [23:37] <Wombatunder> that might be what's wrong
#8951 [23:37] <srd> now what?
#8952 [23:38] <darkblade23> @srd: did that work? you should get a screen that asks you were to save it.
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#8955 [23:38] <Destructor16> Testing
#8956 [23:38] <srd> yeah it came up
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#8958 [23:39] <darkblade23> ok. save it to were ever(mostlikely its own folder) and then after its done, just open it. :)
#8959 [23:40] <FistfulOfZen> Hey, all. Have a question. Having trouble running the Minecraft launcher. The game works awesome in browser, but when I try to start the Launcher, it appears that Windows creates a window, but the window never actually fully builds. I can move a web browser to where the window is on my main monitor, but when I move the monitor back, there's a ghost image.
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#8961 [23:40] <FistfulOfZen> Things I've tried: removing and reinstalling Minecraft. Uninstalled and reinstalled Java.
#8962 [23:40] <mib_sclecf> is minecraft down?
#8963 [23:40] <FistfulOfZen> Anyone have the same problem?
#8964 [23:40] <fatalerrorhelp> I believe everyone is getting the 7 error correct?
#8965 [23:40] <srd> ... its weird it comes up with this page that says for me to log in then when i do it says it cant connect
#8966 [23:41] <darkblade23> @mib_sclecf: i can get on.
#8967 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> FistfulOfZen: tried javara?
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#8969 [23:41] <FistfulOfZen> Javara, no, have not.
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#8971 [23:41] <Destructor16> srd - have you allowed minecraft access through firewalls?
#8972 [23:41] <fatalerrorhelp> either update java or wait til tomorrow
#8973 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> ??> FistfulOfZenwin/javara
#8974 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> erm...
#8975 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> ??> FistfulOfZen win/javara
#8976 [23:41] <VoxelHead> FistfulOfZen: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#8977 [23:41] <srd> yeah
#8978 [23:41] <VoxelHead> FistfulOfZen: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#8979 [23:41] <mib_sclecf> For some reason the in browser doesnt load but im thinking JAva's responsible.
#8980 [23:41] <FistfulOfZen> Thanks. I'll check that out. Let you know how this works out.
#8981 [23:42] <fatalerrorhelp> P.S I think Notch is updating the classic and beta server software so the game is unresponsive
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#8983 [23:42] <darkblade23> ok
#8984 [23:42] <fatalerrorhelp> but I hope he doesnt take all year
#8985 [23:42] <darkblade23> srd, did the download start?
#8986 [23:42] <Kiwi_> My game isnt unresponsive :|
#8987 [23:42] <srd> no
#8988 [23:42] <mib_sclecf> @fatalerrorhelp: i was thinking that, but i was wondering why it would come up with an error.
#8989 [23:43] <Destructor16> Dont forget, he only has to 11-11-11
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#8991 [23:43] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: the oficial release has been pushed back :P
#8992 [23:43] <darkblade23> it said the week after 11-11-11
#8993 [23:43] <darkblade23> lol
#8994 [23:43] <Destructor16> WHAT?!
#8995 [23:43] <fatalerrorhelp> again! notch
#8996 [23:43] <Destructor16> I felt special, Minecraft release on y birthday :(
#8997 [23:43] <fatalerrorhelp> notch you monster
#8998 [23:43] <Destructor16> my*
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#9000 [23:44] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: you still get Skyrim :P
#9001 [23:44] <mib_sclecf> does anyone else get this error?
#9002 [23:44] <mib_sclecf> Java Plug-in 1.6.0_27 Using JRE version 1.6.0_27-b07 Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM User home directory = C:\Users\Shane ---------------------------------------------------- c: clear console window f: finalize objects on finalization queue g: garbage collect h: display this help message l: dump classloader list m: print memory usage o: trigger loggi
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#9004 [23:44] <Destructor16> Never played the previous 4
#9005 [23:44] <|Kiikun|> mib_sclecf: please put that on pastebin.com
#9006 [23:44] <Destructor16> oh, I c wat u did thar
#9007 [23:44] <Destructor16> lol
#9008 [23:44] <fatalerrorhelp> yo mib
#9009 [23:44] <fatalerrorhelp> make a back up
#9010 [23:44] <fatalerrorhelp> and delete the folder .minecraft
#9011 [23:44] <mib_ych285> My minecraft launcher won't connect to minecraft.net, what programs do i have to add permission for my firewall?
#9012 [23:44] <evan> hi, im on a mac and when i try to play minecraft classic in my browser, i can hear it but cant see it...
#9013 [23:45] <darkblade23> so, were do i sent bug reports to for 1.7.3?
#9014 [23:45] <fatalerrorhelp> ps make sure you have java updated
#9015 [23:45] <Destructor16> @|kiikun| You allright holding the fort while i get some sleep?
#9016 [23:45] <evan> me?
#9017 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> Destructor16: nope :P i have homework to do.
#9018 [23:45] <mib_sclecf> THANKS
#9019 [23:45] <mib_ych285> My minecraft launcher won't connect to minecraft.net, what programs do i have to add permission for my firewall?
#9020 [23:45] <fatalerrorhelp> yes
#9021 [23:46] <evan> hi, im on a mac and when i try to play minecraft classic in my browser, i can hear it but cant see it...
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#9023 [23:46] <Destructor16> |kiikun| ahh well lol, I'll send one of my other friends up here
#9024 [23:46] <|Kiikun|> mib_ych285: minecraft uses java. make sure java isnt denyed access to the internet.
#9025 [23:46] <evan> omg please XD
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#9027 [23:46] <evan> i made sure
#9028 [23:46] <mib_ych285> I have all the java /exe's added
#9029 [23:46] <mib_ych285> with full permissions
#9030 [23:46] <mib_ych285> and minecraft.exe has permision
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#9032 [23:47] <darkblade23> were do i go to put in bugreports to help?
#9033 [23:47] <KoBrA1137> O_O
#9034 [23:47] <KoBrA1137> Hello?
#9035 [23:47] <mib_ych285> minecraft wiki?
#9036 [23:47] <fatalerrorhelp> Clear fix: 1: make back ups 2: delete .minecraft 3: log in to payed account and set it to "update automagically" 4: make sure java is updated just in case 5: drag all your mods back in. delete META-INF 6: texture packs and saves 7: PLAY!
#9037 [23:47] <KoBrA1137> Hello Guys?
#9038 [23:47] <darkblade23> i looked there and cant find it.
#9039 [23:48] <KoBrA1137> Why people are ignoring me?
#9040 [23:48] <evan> im on a mac and when i try to play minecraft classic in my browser, i can hear it but cant see it...
#9041 [23:48] <fatalerrorhelp> jinput is buggy
#9042 [23:48] <Destructor16> Right guys, Im sorry I cant help you, but I have to go
#9043 [23:48] <KoBrA1137> hello?
#9044 [23:48] <Destructor16> It is almost 5AM here
#9045 [23:48] <fatalerrorhelp> because macs flash is retarded
#9046 [23:48] <KoBrA1137> hello?
#9047 [23:49] <evan> i thought this used java...
#9048 [23:49] <fatalerrorhelp> it is java
#9049 [23:49] <evan> not flash
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#9052 [23:49] <fatalerrorhelp> isnt RS java
#9053 [23:49] <evan> lol kobra was all mad
#9054 [23:49] <evan> i love runescape!
#9055 [23:49] <fatalerrorhelp> back to MS
#9056 [23:49] <evan> yes, it is
#9057 [23:49] <fatalerrorhelp> lol
#9058 [23:50] <su> Minecraft saves everything to system32
#9059 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> MC
#9060 [23:50] <su> Why
#9061 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> i mean
#9062 [23:50] <evan> lolz
#9063 [23:50] <darkblade23> @evan:the in browser one uses java, just that it has it on it instead of installing it.
#9064 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> I cant log in cause of notch lol
#9065 [23:50] <evan> okay, but how come i can hear stuff but not see it
#9066 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> beta works but not classic
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#9068 [23:50] <evan> okay
#9069 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> kk
#9070 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> errr
#9071 [23:50] <evan> is it just macs that it doesnt work for?
#9072 [23:50] <fatalerrorhelp> everythings current?
#9073 [23:51] <evan> yes
#9074 [23:51] <fatalerrorhelp> all files replaced?
#9075 [23:51] <evan> idk...
#9076 [23:51] <fenster> this sucks i cant play minecraft on my BEST computer
#9077 [23:51] <fatalerrorhelp> type %appdata% in the finder
#9078 [23:51] <fatalerrorhelp> classic?
#9079 [23:51] <fenster> i brobly got like 2-6 GB of RAM 2
#9080 [23:51] <fatalerrorhelp> @fenster classic?
#9081 [23:51] <Crafttfail> Quick question, how can one go through deleting minecraft?
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#9083 [23:51] <GreyVulpine> Crafttfail - What operating system?
#9084 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> yea
#9085 [23:52] <Crafttfail> Windows
#9086 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> kk
#9087 [23:52] <fenster> any type of minecraft gives my the middle finger an a white screen
#9088 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> Crafttfail - Go to your start menu, in the search bar/Run command, type in: %appdata%
#9089 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> go to search
#9090 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> Delete .minecraft, then delete the launcher
#9091 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> lol
#9092 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> im slow
#9093 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> no
#9094 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is then gone
#9095 [23:52] <darkblade23> it could be that your graphics are not up to date(i would double check to be safe.) and last i knew the in browser one had some problems with macs.
#9096 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> do not delete the launcher
#9097 [23:52] <mib_xk89gi> my minecraft keeps saying bad video card drivers
#9098 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> Yes, delete the launcher
#9099 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> if you want to play again
#9100 [23:52] <fatalerrorhelp> do not
#9101 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> You can redownload the launcher from minecraft.net
#9102 [23:52] <mib_xk89gi> does anyone no how to fix it
#9103 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_xk89gi - Update your video drivers
#9104 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> the launcher will redownload the game lol
#9105 [23:53] <mib_xk89gi> i just did
#9106 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_xk89gi - How?
#9107 [23:53] <Crafttfail> i see a folder with .minecraft is that what i should delete?
#9108 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> If you didn't go through your video card manufacturer's website, or your computer manufacturer's website, you did it wrong
#9109 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Crafttfail - Yes
#9110 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> wait
#9111 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> wait
#9112 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> is it for beta>
#9113 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> ?
#9114 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> .minecraft is beat
#9115 [23:53] <Crafttfail> yes my beta will not load
#9116 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> er, beta
#9117 [23:53] <mib_xk89gi> i went to the manufactures website
#9118 [23:53] <fatalerrorhelp> Make a back up
#9119 [23:54] <fatalerrorhelp> OHHH
#9120 [23:54] <fatalerrorhelp> I know
#9121 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_xk89gi - Which one?
#9122 [23:54] <fatalerrorhelp> move your saves to a new folder
#9123 [23:54] <fatalerrorhelp> and delete .minecraft
#9124 [23:54] <darkblade23> @evan: you may want to try the downloaded one.
#9125 [23:54] <Crafttfail> im copying the said folder to a seperate loacation, is that alright?
#9126 [23:55] <GreyVulpine> Crafttfail - That's fine
#9127 [23:55] <fatalerrorhelp> open the launcher ... log in and update it (update: download current version) then once downloaded go back to .minecraft and place your saves back
#9128 [23:55] <evan> i did, but i never bought the game lol. thats why i wanted to try classic
#9129 [23:55] <fatalerrorhelp> lol buy the game
#9130 [23:55] <fatalerrorhelp> oh classic wtf
#9131 [23:56] <fatalerrorhelp> Everyone is getting either error 6 or 7
#9132 [23:56] <fatalerrorhelp> which is fine nothing is wrong
#9133 [23:56] <fatalerrorhelp> wait for notch to finish updating ....
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#9135 [23:56] <fatalerrorhelp> which is probably nevar
#9136 [23:56] <fatalerrorhelp> never
#9137 [23:57] <Crafttfail> I just asked a friend if it worked and he said no
#9138 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> What worked?
#9139 [23:57] <Crafttfail> if minecraft in browser worked
#9140 [23:57] <jwever> I paid for an acount for my daughter to use and now we forgot the password and i cannot remember the email acount that i set up for her
#9141 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> Minecaft in browser works here
#9142 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> jwever - Do you know what the account name was?
#9143 [23:58] <jwever> elizabeth01
#9144 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> jwever - Use the account recovery thing here then: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#9145 [23:58] <Crafttfail> Thats what isnt working for me, as soon as the box appears theres a little error script in the top left
#9146 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Fill out only the username
#9147 [23:58] <fatalerrorhelp> YO heads up if you cant play on the launcher try to play in browser (your file might be corrupt, replace it after your done playing)
#9148 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Crafttfail - Does the downloaded client work?
#9149 [23:59] <Wombatunder> |Kiikun| I've installed the Optifine patch and all I get is a black screen. I've allocated 2gb out of 6gb ram to Java and have a 64bit dual core with win 7 ultimate 64bit