#1 [00:00] <Wug> read the instructions
#2 [00:00] <dragonguts> let me try thanks again
#3 [00:00] <zenon> i wasnt given any link
#4 [00:00] <Wug> zenon: it sent you to one
#5 [00:00] <Wug> read the directions
#6 [00:00] <Iridium> oh dear, what is this world coming to when people read and follow simple instructions
#7 [00:01] <zenon> wat link? there is no link
#8 [00:01] <zenon> i submitted it
#9 [00:01] <zenon> whers the link?
#10 [00:01] <zenon> http://pastebin.com/ZYfAUqB7
#11 [00:01] <zenon> nvm o-o
#12 [00:01] <Blockhead> Voxelhead, I have recieved your help before, i am not sure if you remember me, we came to a solution last time around, but this is a different pc that has played Minecraft before, and quite smoothly.
#13 [00:01] <zenon> hey wug
#14 [00:02] <zenon> wuuuuuuuuuug
#15 [00:02] <Ryladine> ??> blockhead bot
#16 [00:02] <VoxelHead> blockhead: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#17 [00:02] <zenon> wug
#18 [00:02] <Ryladine> zenon, give him time, he is reading it.
#19 [00:02] <Wug> zenon: I see you
#20 [00:02] <Blockhead> Lol it was more thank just you who helped, so not quite independent
#21 [00:02] <Wug> you can stop pestering me
#22 [00:02] <zenon> >.>
#23 [00:02] <Wug> Blockhead: lol voxelhead is a bot
#24 [00:02] <Blockhead> Wug Can YOU help me then? lol
#25 [00:02] <Ryladine> Blockead: Voxelhead is nothing but a bot, we use him to answer FAQ's
#26 [00:03] <Blockhead> I can repost the link if that is what would work the best
#27 [00:03] <dragonguts> hey, clicked force update, still blank
#28 [00:03] <Wug> Blockhead: you're on windows right
#29 [00:03] <dragonguts> no
#30 [00:03] <dragonguts> mac
#31 [00:03] <Blockhead> yes
#32 [00:03] <Ryladine> Wug, you seem to be helping alot of people, want me to take blockhead?
#33 [00:03] <dragonguts> i have a mac
#34 [00:03] <Wug> Ryladine: take dragonguts
#35 [00:03] <Ryladine> K
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#37 [00:03] <Wug> dragonguts: if we're talking to you we'll say your name
#38 [00:04] <Blockhead> Either way is ok, I am still going to be thankful
#39 [00:04] <dragonguts> ok thanks
#40 [00:04] <Ryladine> Dragonguts: I've not been here, can you tell me your problem please?
#41 [00:04] <Wug> ??> Blockhead dx
#42 [00:04] <VoxelHead> Blockhead: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#43 [00:04] <VoxelHead> Blockhead: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#44 [00:04] <Wug> :j > zenon
#45 [00:04] <WugBot> zenon: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#46 [00:04] <dragonguts> sure
#47 [00:04] <CrusaderDeleters> dang it
#48 [00:04] <Wug> download the version for 64 bit windows
#49 [00:04] <Jiggler> anyway to do this http://craftbook.sk89q.com/wiki/Redstone_netherstone
#50 [00:04] <Jiggler> not on a server
#51 [00:04] <dragonguts> im on a mak ryladine
#52 [00:04] <dragonguts> mac*
#53 [00:04] <VoxelHead> I like them -_-
#54 [00:05] <dragonguts> i have a mac book
#55 [00:05] <Ryladine> dragonguts: Yes, but what is your problem?
#56 [00:05] <Blockhead> ok thank you, one second
#57 [00:05] <Wug> zenon: then go here and download and install this driver: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#58 [00:05] <dragonguts> i try to play but every time i click on a world, it just stays black
#59 [00:05] <Ryladine> ??> Jiggler mods
#60 [00:05] <VoxelHead> Jiggler: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#61 [00:05] <Wug> dragonguts: what version of mac are you on
#62 [00:05] <VoxelHead> Jiggler: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#64 [00:05] * Jiggler slaps Ryladine around a bit with a large trout
#64 [00:05] <dragonguts> let me see
#65 [00:05] <Ryladine> ...
#66 [00:05] <dragonguts> is there a way to find out?
#67 [00:06] <Wug> about this mac
#68 [00:06] <Wug> its up there somewhere
#69 [00:06] <Blockhead> okay here you go http://pastebin.com/eSuDMYmv
#70 [00:06] * Ryladine doesn't know anything about macs so can't answer how to find what version a mac is.
#70 [00:06] <dragonguts> ok
#71 [00:07] <dragonguts> i know my mac books at least two years old
#72 [00:07] <Blockhead> (Refreshing Browser)
#73 [00:07] <dragonguts> maybe three years
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#75 [00:07] <dragonguts> ryladine you still there?
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#77 [00:07] <Ryladine> dragonguts: I was on google
#78 [00:07] <Blockhead> okay I was just refreshing it
#79 [00:08] <dragonguts> oh ok
#80 [00:08] <Blockhead> Why won't my mic show up by my name? lol
#81 [00:08] <Ryladine> dragonguts: Alright, to find out what version of MAC you are running go to the apple menu, and choose "About this Mac"
#82 [00:08] <dragonguts> tried force update but didn't work
#83 [00:08] <Wug> Blockhead: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=9033&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20XP%20Professional*&DownloadType=Drivers
#84 [00:08] <Ryladine> dragonguts: Supposedly thats where the information about the version of mac you are running is located.
#85 [00:08] <Wug> download and instal
#86 [00:08] <Blockhead> okay wug
#87 [00:09] <dragonguts> version 10.5.8
#88 [00:09] <Wug> yep thought so
#89 [00:09] <Blockhead> thank you very much
#90 [00:09] <Ryladine> dragonguts: Indeed.
#91 [00:09] <Wug> minecraft is broken on 10.5.8 because apple doesnt care enough to update the display drivers
#92 [00:09] <Ryladine> Wug, is there a way to force show the topic to other people?
#93 [00:09] <dragonguts> man
#94 [00:09] <Wug> wait till the next update, there isnt anything that can be fone
#95 [00:09] <Wug> done*
#96 [00:09] <dragonguts> ok
#97 [00:09] <dragonguts> when is the next update
#98 [00:09] <Wug> but because of this known issue, the next update is rolling back to the old version of opengl
#99 [00:10] <dragonguts> ok
#100 [00:10] <Wug> moving us back to the stone ages, thanks to apple. *grumbles indistinctly*
#101 [00:10] <Blockhead> I will be back saying if it works, It has to restart the pc
#102 [00:10] <dragonguts> i heard that the next update is on the 18th?
#103 [00:10] <Wug> I'm not sure theres a definite date
#104 [00:10] <dragonguts> man
#105 [00:11] <Wug> its been set to release "soon" for like 2 weeks
#106 [00:11] <dragonguts> @#$%!!!!!
#107 [00:11] <VoxelHead> ~^££@#**$#~~@#%
#108 [00:11] <dragonguts> can't @#$%ing win
#109 [00:11] <Wug> VoxelHead loves you.
#110 [00:11] <dragonguts> lol! :)
#111 [00:11] <Ryladine> lol
#112 [00:11] <dragonguts> i wanna play mine craft!!! :D
#113 [00:12] <dragonguts> had soooo much gold!!!!
#114 [00:12] <dragonguts> i also heard that minecraft is comming out on x-box
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#116 [00:13] <Blockhead> okay it worked, thank you Wug very much, I do appreciate it
#117 [00:17] <dragonguts> hi
#118 [00:18] <dragonguts> bye bye and thanks :)
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#120 [00:21] <Tshottz> Does mojang have an email that i can message for account help?
#121 [00:21] <Wug> what issue are you having
#122 [00:21] <Scott> No.
#123 [00:21] <Scott> Follow the directions at http://minecraft.net/support
#124 [00:21] <Scott> If you need to contact them, it will allow you to.
#125 [00:22] <Tshottz> Thanks, Scott
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#128 [00:25] <mib_onvpud> I got robbed
#129 [00:25] <mib_onvpud> buy the debit card
#130 [00:25] <TheNoodle> How so mib_onvpud?
#131 [00:25] <mib_onvpud> anyone help
#132 [00:26] <mib_onvpud> :Dplz help
#133 [00:26] <mib_onvpud> oh come on
#134 [00:26] <|Kiikun|> mib_onvpud: answer noodle's question
#135 [00:26] <mib_onvpud> shut up
#136 [00:26] <mib_onvpud> i need help
#137 [00:26] * WugBot kicked mib_onvpud from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_onvpud :Kicked by |Kiikun|) (ok goodbye)
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#139 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> you WANT help.. or you want to COMPLAIN about help?
#140 [00:27] <mib_onvpud> plz plz help
#141 [00:27] <mib_onvpud> i need assistance
#142 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> ok then.. again.. answer noodle's question.
#143 [00:27] <mib_onvpud> hury ur @$$ up
#144 [00:27] <TheNoodle> Pretty simple.
#145 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_onvpud attitude
#146 [00:27] <VoxelHead> mib_onvpud: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#147 [00:27] <VoxelHead> mib_onvpud: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#148 [00:27] <TheNoodle> Answer my question or leave.
#149 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_onvpud telepathy
#150 [00:27] <mib_onvpud> plze help
#151 [00:27] <VoxelHead> mib_onvpud: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#152 [00:27] <mib_onvpud> please help
#153 [00:28] <mib_onvpud> please help
#154 [00:28] <mib_onvpud> please help
#155 [00:28] <TheNoodle> mib_onvpud, you haven't told us what is wrong.
#156 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> ok quiet now.
#157 [00:28] <TheNoodle> :)
#158 [00:28] <VoxelHead> -_-
#159 [00:28] <Wug> mib_onvpud: debit cards do not rob people
#160 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> you had a chance to answer and chose to spam.
#161 [00:28] <TheNoodle> Damnit I need wugbot perms >.>
#162 [00:28] <Wug> neither does mojang
#163 [00:28] <Wug> TheNoodle: first thing he said
#164 [00:28] <TheNoodle> Wugs on the other hand, they'll rob you blind.
#165 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> Wug: unmute him when you feel like hearing him
#166 [00:28] <Wug> course it was utter bogus
#167 [00:29] <Wug> ;dequiet *!*Mibbit@24-155-51-126.dyn.grandenetworks.net
#168 [00:29] <mib_onvpud> i want my freaking money back
#169 [00:29] <Wug> ... for waht
#170 [00:29] <TheNoodle> From who?
#171 [00:29] <TheNoodle> You haven't told us anything about your problem yet.
#172 [00:29] <Wug> apparently mojang is an international scam ring or something
#173 [00:29] <Wug> and he's the only one who noticed
#174 [00:29] <TheNoodle> Sounds legit.
#175 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> Wug: yes.. they take our miney and only give us this buggy little java app :P
#176 [00:30] <mib_onvpud> mojang sucks m going to be hear all night until i get my money back by mocrap
#177 [00:30] <Wug> no, you're not
#178 [00:30] <mib_onvpud> yes
#179 [00:30] <TheNoodle> Ever heard of a ban? :)
#180 [00:30] <mib_onvpud> yes
#181 [00:30] <mib_onvpud> yes
#182 [00:30] <Wug> you're going to tell us why it doesnt work or I'm going to make you leave right now.
#183 [00:30] <mib_onvpud> yes
#184 [00:30] <Wug> you better not spam when vox unmutes you
#185 [00:30] <Wug> or thatll be it
#186 [00:31] * |Kiikun| waves the Ban Banner
#186 [00:31] <Wug> |Kiikun|: I call it
#187 [00:31] <mib_onvpud> whos vox
#188 [00:31] * TheNoodle waves the ddos sword
#188 [00:31] <TheNoodle> ;)
#189 [00:31] <VoxelHead> =]
#190 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> Wug: i dont know the ban command for wugbot :P
#191 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> or aubot <.<
#192 [00:31] <Wug> vox is a bot
#193 [00:31] <VoxelHead> Am not.
#194 [00:31] <mib_onvpud> :):):D:s:/:P:O;)
#195 [00:31] <TheNoodle> lol
#196 [00:31] <VoxelHead> Boom.
#197 [00:31] <mib_onvpud> i hate vox
#198 [00:31] <mib_onvpud> and bots
#199 [00:32] <Wug> you have 10 seconds
#200 [00:32] <mib_onvpud> for what
#201 [00:32] <Wug> to tell me why minecraft doesnt work
#202 [00:32] <mib_onvpud> ok
#203 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> mib_onvpud: so you dont care anymore? :P
#204 [00:32] <mib_onvpud> listen
#205 [00:32] <Wug> SPIT IT OUT
#206 [00:32] <mib_onvpud> YOU GOT SCAMMED
#207 [00:32] <Wug> 3 seconds
#208 [00:32] <TheNoodle> ..lol
#209 [00:32] <mib_onvpud> yeah lol
#210 [00:32] <TheNoodle> How did we get scammed?
#211 [00:33] <mib_onvpud> by mojang
#212 [00:33] <Wug> minecraft works fine for me
#213 [00:33] <TheNoodle> And me.
#214 [00:33] <mib_onvpud> the company
#215 [00:33] <Wug> and all ofthe other 4 million people whove bought it
#216 [00:33] <TheNoodle> And how did they scam us mib_onvpud?
#217 [00:33] <mib_onvpud> do you have to pay by paypal or what
#218 [00:33] <TheNoodle> You have to pay using any of the payment methods listed.
#219 [00:34] <Wug> paypal is a huge scam
#220 [00:34] <Wug> but thats not mojang's fault
#221 [00:34] <mib_onvpud> but it said my debit card didnt work
#222 [00:34] <TheNoodle> Is this a prepaid debit card?
#223 [00:34] <Wug> OMG IT SAID IT DIDNT WORK ITS A HUGE SCAM
#224 [00:34] * TheNoodle head explodes
#224 [00:34] * |Kiikun| calls fraud protection blocking the payment :P
#224 [00:34] <Wug> I PUT IN $0 AND GOT NOTHING BACK IT MUST BE A SCAM I CANT GET FREE STUFF
#225 [00:35] <mib_onvpud> WTF
#226 [00:35] <Wug> call your bank
#227 [00:35] <mib_onvpud> nothings free in this world:(
#228 [00:35] <Wug> and dont use a prepaid card. those are scams too
#229 [00:35] <Wug> they pretty much dont work for anything
#230 [00:35] <Wug> let alone international transactiins
#231 [00:35] <mib_onvpud> well then what do i use
#232 [00:35] <TheNoodle> A real debit card or paypal.
#233 [00:36] <Wug> a regular debit card
#234 [00:36] <mib_onvpud> i use both lol
#235 [00:36] <TheNoodle> Then use them.
#236 [00:36] <Wug> whats your account name
#237 [00:36] <mib_onvpud> prepaid card is a debit card
#238 [00:36] <Wug> no, a prepaid card is one of those cheapo ones you get at walmart or the like
#239 [00:36] <TheNoodle> No mib_onvpud, a prepaid debit card is a prepaid debit card.
#240 [00:36] <VoxelHead> You know, everyone you hate shops at walmart.
#241 [00:36] * Wug kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
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#243 [00:36] <TheNoodle> Get a REAL debit card.
#244 [00:37] <TheNoodle> lolled.
#245 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> mine says debit master card
#246 [00:37] <TheNoodle> What number does it have on the front?
#247 [00:37] <Wug> call the card company and have them unblock the international transaction
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#249 [00:37] <Wug> are we done yet
#250 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> VISA or MASTERCARD??
#251 [00:37] <VoxelHead> thanks
#252 [00:37] <Wug> doesnt matter
#253 [00:37] <Wug> whichever one you use
#254 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> kk
#255 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> kk
#256 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> kk
#257 [00:37] <mib_onvpud> kk
#258 [00:37] * Wug kicked mib_onvpud from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_onvpud :BOOM HEADSHOT)
#259 [00:38] <Wug> I've had that on the clipboard for so long
#260 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> soo..... ive been thinkign we need to make logs for 'Idiot of the Week' :P
#261 [00:39] <Wug> the topic in the breakroom usually has the quote of the last few hours or day or two
#262 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> or could we classify as being able to post stuff from here onto NotAlwaysRight.com? :D
#263 [00:39] <Wug> usually a monolithic derp of such epic stupid
#264 [00:39] <TheNoodle> lol graphics card.
#265 [00:39] <Wug> by all means
#266 [00:40] * |Kiikun| woudl love to download a new graphics card... but the gtx 460 works perfectly fine at the moment :D
#266 [00:40] <Wug> heh
#267 [00:40] <VoxelHead> =)
#268 [00:40] <TheNoodle> Considering the level of idiocy we get here it would quickly become notalwaysrightonmchelp
#269 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> lol
#270 [00:42] <|Kiikun|> it weould have to be epic stupid.. like the 'Help! My computer's on fire! Can you fix my minecraft? :D' guy :P
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#273 [00:43] <paddymac> can i get any help
#274 [00:43] <TheNoodle> Sure.
#275 [00:43] <TheNoodle> What's your problem?
#276 [00:43] * TheNoodle waves at Iguana just so it highlights him
#276 [00:43] <|Kiikun|> mmmm... iguana burgers...
#277 [00:44] <paddymac> ok when i open up minecraft and i go to my world it just goes black and stays that way along with my title screen being gray and a bunch of numbers
#278 [00:45] <paddymac> any ideas
#279 [00:45] <Iguana> HEY
#280 [00:45] <Iguana> PEOPLES
#281 [00:45] <VoxelHead> :o
#282 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> hi iggy :D
#283 [00:46] <paddymac> noodle
#284 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> pa..
#285 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> ook..
#286 [00:46] <TheNoodle> :(
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#288 [00:49] <Wug> TheNoodle: I did the same thing
#289 [00:49] * Wug prods iguana again
#289 [00:49] <Iguana> ?
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#292 [00:50] <TheNoodle> Accidentily closed mchelp instead of #iguana :P
#293 [00:53] <Iguana> i hate everyone
#294 [00:53] <TheNoodle> We love you too Iguana :)
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#304 [01:31] <Tanner> anyone know how to fix http://pastebin.com/1TzHx15F ?
#305 [01:31] <Tanner> oh, mods...
#306 [01:31] <Tanner> right
#307 [01:31] <TheNoodle> lol
#308 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Yeah.. modloader...
#309 [01:32] <Tanner> GreyVulpine: I figured it had to do with that, but java errors aren't exactly human readable
#310 [01:32] <Tanner> rather, they're not me-readable
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#314 [02:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> derf
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#317 [02:32] <quaddle> anyone here?
#318 [02:32] <quaddle> ....
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#320 [02:33] <Superduper123> Hello
#321 [02:33] <Superduper123> ?
#322 [02:33] <Superduper123> I need help.
#323 [02:34] <Superduper123> I can't access my minecraft server.
#324 [02:34] <Superduper123> It is on.
#325 [02:34] <Superduper123> but on my server list, it says Can't Reach server, I have restarted my server and minecraft, still nothing.
#326 [02:39] <Superduper123> VoxelHead?
#327 [02:39] <Superduper123> Can you help me?
#328 [02:39] <VoxelHead> medium-rare, in accordance with my master's thesis on the Legend of Zelda
#329 [02:39] <Superduper123> ....
#330 [02:39] <Superduper123> can't access my minecraft server. It is on, but on my server list, it says Can't Reach server, I have restarted my server and minecraft, still nothing.
#331 [02:40] <Superduper123> VoxelHead?
#332 [02:40] <VoxelHead> I might know.
#333 [02:40] <Superduper123> :)
#334 [02:40] <VoxelHead> :-)
#335 [02:40] <Superduper123> So....
#336 [02:41] <Superduper123> You said you might know?
#337 [02:42] <Superduper123> VoxelHead?
#338 [02:42] <VoxelHead> you want the answer? you can't handle the answer!
#339 [02:42] <Superduper123> Yes I can.
#340 [02:42] <Superduper123> Are you a bot?
#341 [02:42] <Superduper123> That says something every time I say your name?
#342 [02:42] <Wug> vox is indeed a bot
#343 [02:42] <Superduper123> Wug? Can you help me?
#344 [02:42] <Wug> maybe
#345 [02:43] <Superduper123> I can't access my server, It is on, but on my server list, it says Cannot Reach Server
#346 [02:43] <Wug> has your local ip changed
#347 [02:43] <Superduper123> Wait.
#348 [02:43] <Wug> try using localhost as the address
#349 [02:43] <Superduper123> Let me check.
#350 [02:43] <Wug> if its hosted on your computer localhost should always work
#351 [02:43] <Superduper123> How did it change!??!?
#352 [02:43] <Superduper123> Howw/??
#353 [02:43] <Superduper123> It changed!
#354 [02:43] <Wug> they do that sometimes
#355 [02:44] <Wug> if it was forwarded in a router, you'll have to update that too
#356 [02:44] <Superduper123> Darn.
#357 [02:44] <Superduper123> But, why did it change, I have a stable IP.
#358 [02:46] <Superduper123> Do you know why Ip's change?
#359 [02:47] <Superduper123> I re-port forwarded, on the new IP.
#360 [02:48] <Superduper123> I still cant reach
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#362 [02:49] <Superduper123> Wug?
#363 [02:49] <Superduper123> Wug?
#364 [02:50] <Wug> huh
#365 [02:50] <Wug> can you use localhost
#366 [02:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> static IPs CANNOT change because youve defined them. the only way they change is if your using a different NIC or changed the settings...
#367 [02:51] <Superduper123> Yes, but I need others to be able to come on.
#368 [02:51] <Wug> ;ip Superduper123
#369 [02:51] <WugBot> IP address of Superduper123 is: 121.214.230.31
#370 [02:51] <Wug> !check 121.214.230.31
#371 [02:51] <Wug> ???
#372 [02:51] <Superduper123> ...
#373 [02:52] <Wug> do you have something on the server-ip line
#374 [02:52] <Wug> if so clear it
#375 [02:52] <Superduper123> How do I check, and how do I clear it? ^-^
#376 [02:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? smp/server-ip
#377 [02:52] <VoxelHead> smp/server-ip: Do not enter anything on the server-ip= line of the server.properties file. In nearly ALL cases, you want to leave it blank.
#378 [02:52] <Superduper123> I have.
#379 [02:53] <Superduper123> There is nothing in there.
#380 [02:53] <Superduper123> I can get on via localhost, but others need to be able to come on.
#381 [02:54] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: what IP did you port-forward to?
#382 [02:54] <Superduper123> What do you mean
#383 [02:54] <Superduper123> This one: 121.214.230.31
#384 [02:54] <Superduper123> I port forwarded on the old one, untill it changed.
#385 [02:54] <Superduper123> Then I port forwarded on this one.
#386 [02:54] <Superduper123> *until
#387 [02:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: your doing it wrong. you need to forward to the local IP of the computer running the server. its usually in the 192.168.*.* range
#388 [02:55] <Superduper123> Whattttt?
#389 [02:56] <Superduper123> I have successfully port forwarded before.
#390 [02:56] <Superduper123> What do you mean local IP?
#391 [02:57] <Superduper123> Please help!
#392 [02:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the ip of your computer on your local network.
#393 [02:57] <Superduper123> I just used whatsmyip.org to find my ip.
#394 [02:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> NOT the internet ip, which is the one that people will use to connect to you
#395 [02:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> www.portforward.com
#396 [02:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> or you can just quit
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#398 [02:58] <Superduper123> Sorry, I crashed.
#399 [02:59] <Superduper123> What were you saying?
#400 [02:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> that you need the local ip of the computer wunning the server. you forward from the internet to that ip
#401 [03:00] <Superduper123> How do I get the Local IP, it has always worked port forwarding via the IP from whatsmyip.org
#402 [03:00] <Superduper123> I don't get why it should change now
#403 [03:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: the ip from whatismyip.org is your external ip, the one everyone that identifys you on the internet. it changes from time to time when you disconnect.
#404 [03:01] <Superduper123> So, how do I get local IP.
#405 [03:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: press Win+R type cmd. in the command prompt type ipconfig
#406 [03:02] <Superduper123> I'm on a mac.
#407 [03:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ooooooooohhhhhh...
#408 [03:02] * |Kiichan|Schala| googles
#408 [03:02] <Superduper123> So, now, I'm stuffed?
#409 [03:03] <|Kiichan|Schala|> nah. i just dont know macs so im googling
#410 [03:03] <|Kiichan|Schala|> um... you have something under applications/utilities called Network Utility?
#411 [03:04] <Superduper123> Let me check.
#412 [03:04] <Superduper123> Yes.
#413 [03:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> shoudl be on the info tab as 'ip address' then
#414 [03:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> may need to sw...
#415 [03:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :/
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#417 [03:05] <Superduper123> Sorry.
#418 [03:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> [03:04] <+|Kiichan|Schala|> shoudl be on the info tab as 'ip address' then
#419 [03:05] <Superduper123> Anyway, It says unknown IP.
#420 [03:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> may need to switch which network iterface its showing info for
#421 [03:05] <Superduper123> It says I need to install some BSD package for it to work.
#422 [03:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> o.o;
#423 [03:06] <|Kiichan|Schala|> seriously?
#424 [03:06] <Superduper123> Yes.
#425 [03:06] * |Kiichan|Schala| hates macs ~.~
#425 [03:06] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ok forget that app then
#426 [03:06] <|Kiichan|Schala|> open terminal and type ipconfig
#427 [03:07] <Superduper123> usage: ipconfig <command> <args> where <command> is one of waitall, getifaddr, ifcount, getoption, getpacket, set, setverbose
#428 [03:08] <|Kiichan|Schala|> you internet wireless?
#429 [03:08] <Superduper123> Yes.
#430 [03:08] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ipcongif getifaddr en1
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#432 [03:09] <Superduper123> Ok, it gave me an Ip.
#433 [03:09] <|Kiichan|Schala|> put that into your router's port forwarding.
#434 [03:09] <Superduper123> What?
#435 [03:09] <Superduper123> So I put that in my URL in my browser?
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#437 [03:10] <|Kiichan|Schala|> www.portforward.com
#438 [03:10] <Superduper123> Can you just help me?
#439 [03:10] <Superduper123> I don't like that site.
#440 [03:10] <Superduper123> It doesn't list my router.
#441 [03:10] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :/ what router do you use?
#442 [03:10] <Superduper123> Some bigpond one.
#443 [03:11] <Superduper123> Thomson TG782T
#444 [03:11] <Superduper123> I think.
#445 [03:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> . . . *crys*
#446 [03:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i friggin hate thomson and bthome routers >,<
#447 [03:13] <|Kiichan|Schala|> http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Thomson-Alcatel/TG782/Minecraft_Server.htm
#448 [03:14] <Superduper123> I know how to portforward.
#449 [03:14] <Superduper123> but what do I do with that local IP/
#450 [03:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> then do it...
#451 [03:15] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i was going on the asumption you had a proper router and not one of those idiotrouters :/
#452 [03:15] * |Kiichan|Schala| has had issues with them
#452 [03:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> someone had one, they set it up right... and it didnt work until a full day later :/
#453 [03:16] <Superduper123> OMG.
#454 [03:16] <Superduper123> I know how to port forward but what do I do with that IP?
#455 [03:17] <Superduper123> ....
#456 [03:17] <Superduper123> OMG.
#457 [03:17] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: NORMAL port forwarding is as simple as typing in that ip, typing in some ports, and clicking 'apply'. Thomson routers idiotproof it to the point it breaks.
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#460 [03:18] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i was asuming your internal IP changed and was having you fix it
#461 [03:18] <Superduper123> Wait.
#462 [03:18] <Superduper123> my External IP from whatsmyip changed.
#463 [03:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> yes. that happens when you drop the internet connection and reconnect. that normally shouldnt affect your server
#464 [03:19] <Superduper123> Oh yeah, my router turned off.
#465 [03:19] <Superduper123> and then it turned on.
#466 [03:19] <Superduper123> I was a naughty boy.
#467 [03:19] <Superduper123> >:)
#468 [03:19] <Superduper123> So my parents turned it off.
#469 [03:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> thats why your external ip[ changed
#470 [03:20] <Superduper123> For god sake, I just want people to be able to connect again!
#471 [03:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> so it DID work before? just try reapllying the settings and making sure there isnt a firewall up now.
#472 [03:21] <Superduper123> Yes it did.
#473 [03:21] <Superduper123> And what do you mean reaplying
#474 [03:21] <Ketsueki> Plus you've got to give out your /new/ IP
#475 [03:21] <Superduper123> I know but.
#476 [03:21] <Superduper123> I cant access it!
#477 [03:21] <Ketsueki> the old one won't work since you no longer have it.
#478 [03:21] <Superduper123> I am trying from the new IP.
#479 [03:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: YOU cant access your own server?
#480 [03:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: is it running on the same computer?
#481 [03:22] <Superduper123> I only can via localhost.
#482 [03:22] <Superduper123> And yes.
#483 [03:22] <Superduper123> Firewall off.
#484 [03:22] <Superduper123> IT already was.
#485 [03:23] <Superduper123> So how do I get people to be able to connect.
#486 [03:23] <Superduper123> .ip
#487 [03:23] <Superduper123> .ip superduper123 ;
#488 [03:23] <Superduper123> How do you do that?
#489 [03:23] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ;ip Superduper123
#490 [03:23] <WugBot> IP address of Superduper123 is: 121.214.230.31
#491 [03:24] <Superduper123> Yes, And I can't connect to my server through that, I have to use localhost.
#492 [03:24] <Superduper123> No one is really helping now/
#493 [03:24] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Superduper123: youve redone the portforwarding since the router got turned off and back on?
#494 [03:25] <Superduper123> Yes.
#495 [03:25] <|Kiichan|Schala|> then i have no idea.
#496 [03:25] <Superduper123> Fuck, port forwarding is not the problem
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#499 [03:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SOMETHING is in the way preventing it. firewalls and portforward are 99% the culprit
#500 [03:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> well... 85%... the other 15 is that the server isnt on
#501 [03:26] <Superduper123> It is.
#502 [03:26] <Superduper123> I am on it now.
#503 [03:26] <Superduper123> It wasn't working before I port forwarded.
#504 [03:27] <Superduper123> But before the router was switched off, it did.
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#507 [03:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mmm... vibrapillow :P
#508 [03:33] <VoxelHead> cya
#509 [03:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> VoxelHead: courtmartial rymate1234|away
#510 [03:35] * VoxelHead throws rymate1234|away in the brig to await charges
#510 [03:35] <VoxelHead> rymate1234|away, you are charged with setting fire to the entire crew, and existing
#511 [03:36] <VoxelHead> You have been found guilty, and are sentenced to lick clean. And may God have mercy on your soul.
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#520 [04:07] <mib_jcrgfo> Hello there i'm having trouble with my minecraft because my internet security is not letting me run it beacause of a virus called New Win32. Is there a way to allow this "virus" to get past the internet security?
#521 [04:07] <GreyVulpine> Disable your AV
#522 [04:07] <mib_jcrgfo> Without having to disable inthernet security?
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#524 [04:08] <mib_jcrgfo> GreyVulpine§
#525 [04:08] <mib_jcrgfo> ?
#526 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> It's a false positive that your AV software is putting out
#527 [04:09] <GreyVulpine> Only way is to either set an exception for minecraft, or disable it entirely
#528 [04:09] <mib_jcrgfo> Oook how do i set an exeption for minecraft?
#529 [04:10] <mib_jcrgfo> ???
#530 [04:10] <GreyVulpine> Have no idea, all depends on what av you're running
#531 [04:10] <GreyVulpine> They're all set up differently
#532 [04:11] <mib_jcrgfo> Mcaffee
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#534 [04:11] <mib_zwb9yt> hi
#535 [04:11] <mib_jcrgfo> So either disable the whole thing orset an ezeption?
#536 [04:12] <mib_jcrgfo> *exeption
#537 [04:12] <mib_zwb9yt> got a question
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#539 [04:14] <mib_zwb9yt> anyone there?
#540 [04:14] <mib_jcrgfo> Yeah but i'm waiting for an anwser
#541 [04:15] <mib_jcrgfo> What's your problem?
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#543 [04:16] <mib_zwb9yt> i just bought the game for my son. i set it up and im verified or what ever. i want ti also put it on his computer in his room. can i make a 2nd user name?
#544 [04:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: he can use the same username.
#545 [04:16] <mib_jcrgfo> Amazing i had that problem too lol
#546 [04:16] <mib_jcrgfo> USB
#547 [04:16] <mib_zwb9yt> but can we have 2?
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#549 [04:17] <mib_jcrgfo> I transfered the lot to an old computer to brand new one via a Usb stick
#550 [04:18] <mib_zwb9yt> he has an account we made for the demo. but now since we bought the game he wants to use his name
#551 [04:18] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: having a second username means you bought the game a second time. you can install minecratf on any number of computers you want, but each player should have their own account.
#552 [04:18] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the pcgdemo? or for classic?
#553 [04:18] <mib_jcrgfo> Kiichan can u help me?
#554 [04:19] <mib_zwb9yt> we made his first to play the free plassic i think
#555 [04:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_jcrgfo: your the AV one? look in your antivirus settings for 'exceptions'
#556 [04:19] <mib_jcrgfo> Basicaly how do i allow my AV to let certain viruses past?
#557 [04:19] <mib_jcrgfo> Ook can do
#558 [04:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_jcrgfo: you cant pick the VIRUS to come through.. you can pick what files and processes dont get checked.
#559 [04:20] <mib_jcrgfo> Cool ill try and not be a noob so it"ll work Thx
#560 [04:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: if youve already purchased the game on that account, thats the name he's stuck with until mojang puts in a system to allow username changes.
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#562 [04:22] <mib_zwb9yt> ok i read this on the forum. was inquiring into it. looks like my situation....
#563 [04:22] <mib_zwb9yt> 1) You should be able to have 2 user names attached to the same email. 2) The username is tied to the paid account. 3) with 2 accounts, both can access the same, or any server 4) With 1 account, only one of you can play at a time
#564 [04:23] <mib_zwb9yt> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/541047-downloadingbuying-minecraft/page__p__7138102__hl__multiple+names__fromsearch__1#entry7138102
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#566 [04:25] <mib_zwb9yt> trying to find out what it means to have 2 users names on the same account
#567 [04:25] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: you can have multiple accounts attatched to an email address, but each acount is individually purchased.
#568 [04:26] <mib_zwb9yt> whats the point of having 2 accounts if only one of them can play the game?
#569 [04:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: unless your planning on playing WITH him, you dont need to buy another account.
#570 [04:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: the issue there was two people trying to play under 1 account
#571 [04:27] <mib_zwb9yt> thats what im trying to figure out. the game is for him. but looks fun and id like to play also
#572 [04:28] <mib_zwb9yt> but we have different names. just seeing if thats legal and or possible
#573 [04:28] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: you can try it out under his account but you both cant go playing on the same multiplayer server.
#574 [04:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: you'd need to purchase a second account to play multiplayer with him
#575 [04:29] <mib_zwb9yt> no multiplayer, just the single player mode. when i log into his acount it says he needs to buy the game
#576 [04:30] <mib_zwb9yt> didnt know if i could do somthing under the paid account to add another name to it
#577 [04:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_zwb9yt: that actually says 'or your logged in from multiple locations' as well.
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#579 [04:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> theres only one name to account. you can register and purchase a new account if you yourself like the game :3 otherwise that message will pop up every so often
#580 [04:32] <mib_zwb9yt> its only installed on one computer right now. i log in. all good. i log off and sign in with his name and it says he needs to buy the game
#581 [04:32] <mib_zwb9yt> oh ok, thanks for the insight.
#582 [04:34] <mib_zwb9yt> anyone know the release date of the xbox version?
#583 [04:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> dunno and thats a different team working on it too.
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#585 [04:40] <mib_zwb9yt> thanks again
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#588 [04:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sorry :P was messing up my router
#589 [04:49] <Iridium> how many torches or how far apart would i need them to light an entire chunk 2 blocks high?
#590 [04:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> torches are light level 14. to stop mobs spawning the ground has to be atleast.. 8?
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#592 [04:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> light drops 1 a block.
#593 [04:50] <cheasy4skins> hello
#594 [04:51] <cheasy4skins> can some1 tell me how to restart my computer to the default settings
#595 [04:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cheasy4skins: sorry. our skins all gone. were all skeletons..
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#597 [04:52] <Iridium> the skins he's on about i think we'd all be jewish rather than skeletons
#598 [04:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cheasy4skins: um.. thats decidedly not a minecraft question.. but i think your talking about a system restore?
#599 [04:52] <Wombatunder> how many levels do mobs need to drop to die?
#600 [04:53] <Iridium> spiders wont die from fall damage afaik
#601 [04:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Wombatunder: falldamage? same as a player. i think 26 minimum. do 30+ to be safe :D
#602 [04:53] <Wombatunder> kk, thank you
#603 [04:53] <Iridium> their terminal velocity is too low it only half kills them
#604 [04:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> spiders take fall damage o.o;
#605 [04:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.
#606 [04:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> CHICKENS dont take fall damage :P
#607 [04:53] <cheasy4skins> ?
#608 [04:54] <cheasy4skins> ok can some1 just help me
#609 [04:54] <cheasy4skins> yeah sort of
#610 [04:54] <cheasy4skins> cause ive downloaded this thing 4 minecraft and it stuffed up my laptop
#611 [04:54] <cheasy4skins> soo
#612 [04:54] <cheasy4skins> can some1 help me
#613 [04:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cheasy4skins: are you talking about reverting minecraft? not your entire computer?
#614 [04:55] <cheasy4skins> nooo my entire computer
#615 [04:56] <Iridium> format c?
#616 [04:56] <Wombatunder> lol
#617 [04:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cheasy4skins: thats a System Restore. i do freelance tech stuff and chage about $100 to do that :P
#618 [04:57] <cheasy4skins> ok dont worry
#619 [04:57] <GreyVulpine> Wow, cheap.
#620 [04:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and Iridium.. funny but dont :P
#621 [04:57] <Iridium> :P
#622 [04:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: yeah :P i dont do much business :P
#623 [04:57] <GreyVulpine> People like that, usually request that everything be restored as well. I charge extra for that
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#625 [04:57] <Wombatunder> hmmm, I downloaded something dodgey from somewhere on the internet that said it was for minecraft... Oh well I should ask inthe minecraft help :D
#626 [04:57] <GreyVulpine> Popping in an OEM restore disc is easy. getting all their stuff back..
#627 [04:58] <Wombatunder> don't you just feed the mouse backwards and the computer winds back?
#628 [04:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: oh.. i dont restore files :P THAT costs extra.
#629 [04:58] <GreyVulpine> Aaah....
#630 [04:59] <Wombatunder> ;-)
#631 [04:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and i usually clone the harddrive first :P
#632 [04:59] <GreyVulpine> Always.
#633 [05:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> woo! i am officially using rsa keys now! :P
#634 [05:05] <self_slaughter> god batch files in windows are so stupid to make do what you want with them
#635 [05:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> self_slaughter: what you trying to do? o.o;
#636 [05:05] <self_slaughter> a simple minecraft launcher took me friggin ages to sort out the problem
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#638 [05:06] <self_slaughter> just make a script that detects what installations of minecraft i have installed and automatically make a menu for me to choose from them
#639 [05:06] <Iridium> how high should i make my slime farming chunk?
#640 [05:07] <self_slaughter> this is it here: http://pastebin.com/mzFKn1zE
#641 [05:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: slimes spawn up to 16 i think. meaning they can spawn ON layer 16.
#642 [05:07] <Iridium> i mean, the room that it's in
#643 [05:07] <Iridium> how tall should that room be
#644 [05:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 3 if you want the largest slimes to spawn. 2 if you want them to suffocate and automaticly break into the next lower
#645 [05:08] <Iridium> what benefit would that have?
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#647 [05:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: less slime punching? :P
#648 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and more floors
#649 [05:09] <Iridium> oh god i need to actually kill the slimes?
#650 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> they need to be killed somehow o.o
#651 [05:09] <Iridium> i should really watch all of the manual before i start doing this
#652 [05:09] <Iridium> i was thinking i could automate that somehow
#653 [05:09] <self_slaughter> i've only ever seen 1 slime in the entire time i've had minecraft and that was a long time ago
#654 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> you can.
#655 [05:09] <Calinou> lol, seen hundreds
#656 [05:09] <Calinou> even thousands :P
#657 [05:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> slimes dont swim. they drown :P
#658 [05:10] <self_slaughter> :(
#659 [05:10] <Iridium> my brother once stuck about 50 slime spawners right next to me while i was afk
#660 [05:10] <Iridium> amost as bad as the time he hid pig spawners randomly in my house
#661 [05:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> also just make sure any grinder you set up for them doesnt deal massive damage too quickly.. if they die from overdamage they dont split and you dont get slimeballs
#662 [05:11] <Iridium> hmm
#663 [05:11] <Iridium> so i should just drown them all?
#664 [05:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> your grinder is up to you :P
#665 [05:13] <self_slaughter> will sunlight kill mobs behind glass? might make a new grinder that just stores em all in a glass room and wait for sunlight to watch the mass murder :P
#666 [05:14] <GreyVulpine> slimes don't die due to light
#667 [05:14] <Calinou> if they are below glass, yes
#668 [05:14] <Calinou> zombies/skeletons/endermen only
#669 [05:14] <self_slaughter> cool, feel like trying out something different
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#671 [05:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> but in 1.9 endermen will tele away in light i think
#672 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> they tele away from water
#673 [05:16] <mr_boo> my 2 sons both have accounts with you and since yesterday both of them can not log in to play minecraft ?????
#674 [05:17] <mr_boo> are there issues with minecraft.net currently
#675 [05:17] <TheNoodle> When starting minecraft are there errors of some kind?
#676 [05:17] <TheNoodle> Anything to indicate what is going wrong?
#677 [05:17] <mr_boo> both says failed to login
#678 [05:18] <mr_boo> no other errors , have also tried on my laptop with thier accounts and i get the same
#679 [05:18] <TheNoodle> Can you log in using the accounts on http://minecraft.net ?
#680 [05:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> also what does http://login.minecraft.net say to you?
#681 [05:20] <mr_boo> i have tried both their accounts
#682 [05:20] <mr_boo> and neither of them will log in , says unknown user name or password
#683 [05:21] <TheNoodle> And this is on the website? Not in the client? And again, what do you see when you go to http://login.minecraft.net ?
#684 [05:22] <mr_boo> come up white screen saying bad login
#685 [05:23] <TheNoodle> And the answer to my first question?
#686 [05:23] <mr_boo> yes on website , sry
#687 [05:24] <TheNoodle> One moment.
#688 [05:24] <Iridium> how is it raining in my dungeon?
#689 [05:24] <TheNoodle> mr_boo, what are the account names?
#690 [05:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: you just log into a server?
#691 [05:24] <Iridium> nah i've been here for like 12 hours or something :P
#692 [05:25] * |Kiikun|Janus| shrugs
#692 [05:25] <Iridium> oh well
#693 [05:25] <TheNoodle> mr_boo, you still there?
#694 [05:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nooo00000ooooodle!
#695 [05:27] <mr_boo> thegolden920 son had just done a password reset , got the email , and has changed his password and is now logging on
#696 [05:27] <TheNoodle> So they just forgot their passwords?
#697 [05:28] <mr_boo> i don't think so .... could someone else have changed their password ?
#698 [05:28] <mr_boo> the play it everyday since easter
#699 [05:28] <mr_boo> both of them
#700 [05:29] <TheNoodle> Not unless someone has access to your email account.
#701 [05:29] <mr_boo> just trying to reset legoman290
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#703 [05:31] <mr_boo> can u look at history of dates and times of password changes on an account ?
#704 [05:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? account
#705 [05:31] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#706 [05:31] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#707 [05:31] <TheNoodle> ie, No, we cannot.
#708 [05:31] <TheNoodle> But any password changes would notify you via email.
#709 [05:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> we can help fix things.. but we have no access to anything even slightly confidential :P
#710 [05:32] <mr_boo> dam , cuz freinds were round using thier comps friday evening and this has happened since then
#711 [05:32] <TheNoodle> Except for the webcam in notches shower.
#712 [05:32] <mr_boo> so strange
#713 [05:32] * |Kiikun|Janus| knows how to snag skins :P
#713 [05:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNoodle: you still watch that?
#714 [05:33] <TheNoodle> Sometimes.
#715 [05:33] <TheNoodle> Interesting to watch when you're coding.
#716 [05:33] <TheNoodle> mr_boo, Mind if take a guess at what happened?
#717 [05:34] <mr_boo> sure
#718 [05:34] * |Kiikun|Janus| bets friends messed with it
#718 [05:35] <TheNoodle> Your kids friends come over and they want to play minecraft together, now for whatever reason (playing on a server or the like) your kids friends logged in with their accounts. This would wipe the passwords for your childs accounts that were stored within the client.
#719 [05:35] <TheNoodle> Now unless your children are reasonably technologically knowledgable chances are they just forgot their passwords.
#720 [05:36] * |Kiikun|Janus| likes the password correcthorsebatterystaple
#720 [05:36] * TheNoodle attempts to authenticate with nickserv using that password
#720 [05:36] * |Kiikun|Janus| fails TheNoodle for not reading XKCD
#720 [05:37] * TheNoodle reads questionable content and cyanide and happiness instead
#720 [05:38] <mr_boo> ok thanks for that and both can get in now with password resets .... will have to watch that , thanks for you help
#721 [05:38] <mr_boo> tc noodle and keep up the good work
#722 [05:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mm... pintsize finds momo's old chasis :P
#723 [05:38] <TheNoodle> You're welcome mr_boo, and we will :)
#724 [05:39] <TheNoodle> |Kiikun|Janus| yeah... :P
#725 [05:39] <mr_boo> fantastic , gives me peace from my sons :) better then watching a dvd lol
#726 [05:39] <TheNoodle> lol
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#728 [05:39] <Iridium> all that for just a password reset?
#729 [05:40] <TheNoodle> Yep.
#730 [05:40] <TheNoodle> Though that does give me an idea, because screw vox.
#731 [05:40] <Iridium> shouldn't that come after the 'bad login on mc.net' part?
#732 [05:40] <TheNoodle> ;+ resetpass You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#733 [05:41] <WugBot> Done.
#734 [05:41] <TheNoodle> Wugbot is slow today :/
#735 [05:41] <Iridium> wow this tutorial is complicated
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#737 [05:42] <TheNoodle> ;+ senduser You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#738 [05:42] <WugBot> Done.
#739 [05:42] <Iridium> well actually, idk if it's the tut or just the method is
#740 [05:42] <Iridium> should slime water channels be this difficult to understand? bearing in mind i'm pretty sleep deprived
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#742 [05:44] <Iridium> by that i mean the channels of water used to 'collect' slimes incase that wasn't clear
#743 [05:44] <Sardonicus> HI Iridium
#744 [05:44] <Iridium> hai, do i know you?
#745 [05:45] <Sardonicus> No but we have plenty of time left to get to know each other mwahaha
#746 [05:45] <Sardonicus> I'm the person not allowed to purchase Minecraft
#747 [05:45] <TheNoodle> Nawww.
#748 [05:46] <Sardonicus> by divine intervention
#749 [05:46] <Iridium> not allowed?
#750 [05:46] <Sardonicus> yeah fate seems to trap me
#751 [05:46] <TheNoodle> Yep, #minecrafthelp decided he didn't need a minecraft account.
#752 [05:46] <Iridium> uhh okay... so long as it's not a parent stopping you
#753 [05:46] <Sardonicus> if it was a parent there were tools...
#754 [05:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: they shoulsnt be that complex
#755 [05:47] <Sardonicus> poison food f. e.
#756 [05:47] <TheNoodle> Wait Sardonicus, why can't you purchase minecraft? :P
#757 [05:47] <Sardonicus> lol
#758 [05:47] <Sardonicus> because paypal registration doesn't work yet...
#759 [05:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nood: moneybookers isnt taking his debit info and i sent him to fully reg a paypal account and pay that way.
#760 [05:47] <Iridium> so the basic idea is that they have to be 2x2x2 and they have to drop 2m instead of turning, right?
#761 [05:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: link to guide?
#762 [05:48] <Iridium> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2FIhsuK1E0
#763 [05:48] <Iridium> although i haven't really searched for a better one
#764 [05:48] <TheNoodle> How do you mean doesn't work Sardonicus?
#765 [05:48] <Iridium> so if there's one out there please let me know
#766 [05:49] <Sardonicus> mmhhh still waiting fot the verification sums to land on my bank appear on my bank account - shouldn't take that long
#767 [05:49] <Sardonicus> -land on my bank
#768 [05:49] <TheNoodle> So you are buying it soon?
#769 [05:50] <Sardonicus> I wish lol
#770 [05:50] <TheNoodle> !paid serverasse
#771 [05:51] <TheNoodle> ;)
#772 [05:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> iri: the last drop? 2m down, 2m wide
#773 [05:52] <Iridium> i'm not sure what you mean by that
#774 [05:52] <TheNoodle> Sardonicus, it working?
#775 [05:52] <Iridium> atm i've not even built the thing i've just cleared the chunk out 2m above bedrock
#776 [05:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh, you mean the corners?
#777 [05:53] <Iridium> yeah
#778 [05:53] <Iridium> those are the bits confusing me
#779 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> erm.. i think it has to be higher than 2m above bedrock. asuming the LAST drop is 2m down... another for the pad itself makes 3... and the walls at the edge must be atleast 1 higher
#780 [05:54] <Sardonicus> What is it?
#781 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hes making a slime farm
#782 [05:55] <Sardonicus> Well I'm taking a look at my bank tomorrow again.
#783 [05:55] <TheNoodle> I messaged you a password, and aubot gave you the username to an mc account you can use for a few days.
#784 [05:56] <Sardonicus> really?
#785 [05:56] * TheNoodle has more minecraft accounts than he knows what to do with
#785 [05:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> because he likes to taunt people :P
#786 [05:57] <Sardonicus> thx a lot but hwere's the message with the password?
#787 [05:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Sardonicus: look up for a tab with his name below the fugly frog
#788 [05:57] <TheNoodle> Nope, I always notice passwords :p
#789 [05:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh. :P
#790 [05:58] <TheNoodle> It should be in the channel Sardonicus, but only you can see it.
#791 [05:58] <Sardonicus> ah yes thx it looked like something else first ;)
#792 [05:59] <TheNoodle> lol, it's the same format aubot messages you when you join the channel.
#793 [05:59] <Sardonicus> well after I got the verification sums I can verify my paypal account...
#794 [05:59] <Sardonicus> and then I have to send money to it... that will take 2-3 days transfer time
#795 [05:59] <Sardonicus> then I could finally pay!
#796 [05:59] <Sardonicus> if if if
#797 [05:59] <TheNoodle> get a debit card :P
#798 [06:00] <Sardonicus> no I mean the password itself looked so - known ;)
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#800 [06:00] <TheNoodle> that's the point :P
#801 [06:01] <TheNoodle> it's all that account is used for
#802 [06:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> actually i think once youve authenticated the bank you can just pay via paypal and not have to transfer into the paypal account
#803 [06:01] <TheNoodle> as is a few others.
#804 [06:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNoodle: like AuBot's?
#805 [06:01] <TheNoodle> Yep
#806 [06:01] <Sardonicus> really?
#807 [06:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i THINK... i dont use paypal often or recently.
#808 [06:01] <TheNoodle> For use in #minecrafthelp: AuBot WugBot Serverasse Xavisam John_Madden Krevlorn
#809 [06:01] <Sardonicus> but paypal account needs money on it?
#810 [06:02] <Sardonicus> doesn't it?
#811 [06:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nope. mines been at 0 for the past 5 years :P
#812 [06:02] <Sardonicus> ok
#813 [06:03] <TheNoodle> Sardonicus, to pay with paypal you need to either transfer money from your bank account to paypal or let it do it for you when you start the transaction
#814 [06:03] <TheNoodle> Both will take the same amount of time. (2-4 days)
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#816 [06:04] <Sardonicus> mh is there magic in the newest verion now?
#817 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 1.9 will have enchanting tables and potions
#818 [06:04] <benjaminhaasler> hi guys, have problems with minecraft on mac, since update 1.8.1
#819 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no actual spellcasting
#820 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> benjaminhaasler: mac os 10.5.8?
#821 [06:04] <TheNoodle> :mac/old
#822 [06:04] <Sardonicus> hm ok
#823 [06:04] <benjaminhaasler> ya.
#824 [06:05] <TheNoodle> :test
#825 [06:05] <WugBot> test: this is a test.
#826 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :old/mac
#827 [06:05] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to anupdate in the version of openGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is release.Please be patient, as this is not the fault of mojang. Blame instead appple, becuse they cannot keep their OS'srunning the latest version of important software.
#828 [06:05] <TheNoodle> That was weird.
#829 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> what was? :P
#830 [06:05] <benjaminhaasler> so have to give the game some time?
#831 [06:05] <TheNoodle> The delay for the wugbot factoid :P
#832 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> benjaminhaasler: you COULD use the fixer-mod...
#833 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? mac/10.5.8
#834 [06:06] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#835 [06:06] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#836 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNoodle: i called the right factoid :P
#837 [06:06] <TheNoodle> I just don't like Vox.
#838 [06:06] <TheNoodle> :p
#839 [06:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNoodle: [06:04] <+|Kiikun|Janus|> :old/mac
#840 [06:07] <TheNoodle> ahh
#841 [06:07] <TheNoodle> depr
#842 [06:07] <TheNoodle> *derp
#843 [06:07] * TheNoodle Stabs VoxelHead in the face
#843 [06:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
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#845 [06:08] <TheNoodle> Two requests, 1) revoice me, 2) don't let vox mute voiced users.
#846 [06:08] <TheNoodle> :p
#847 [06:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
#848 [06:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> because muting dont avffect voiced!
#849 [06:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hneheh
#850 [06:09] <TheNoodle> ...
#851 [06:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#852 [06:09] <TheNoodle> Okay, in that case, just revoice :p
#853 [06:09] <TheNoodle> Thanks :p
#854 [06:10] <TheNoodle> Hmm, I should change that wugbot factoid.
#855 [06:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fix the typo?
#856 [06:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> again
#857 [06:10] <TheNoodle> That too :p
#858 [06:10] <TheNoodle> ;- old/mac
#859 [06:10] <WugBot> Done.
#860 [06:11] * |Kiikun|Janus| is STILL messing with putty :P
#860 [06:11] <Iridium> so if i have all the slimes flowing to 1 corner, the drowner will need to be 2m, two of the corners will add another 2m and the final corner will be another 2m so i need to start at 6m above bedrock?
#861 [06:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iridium: erm... i THINK 4 should be enough.
#862 [06:12] <Iridium> ah ok good
#863 [06:13] * |Kiikun|Janus| now has secure quick-login to router :D
#863 [06:13] <Iridium> would it be best to start from the drowner end and work my way backwards?
#864 [06:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nah. work the floor then the flows THEN the grinder
#865 [06:14] <Iridium> and would i need an extra block to make a ladder to the surface?
#866 [06:15] * |Kiikun|Janus| shrugs
#866 [06:16] <TheNoodle> Wug, you around?
#867 [06:18] <TheNoodle> Well now that I've gotten around wugbots weird shortening of factoid...
#868 [06:18] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#869 [06:18] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due toanupdate in the version of openGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 isrelease.Please be patient, as this is not the fault of mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS'srunning the latest version of important software.
#870 [06:18] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
#871 [06:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#872 [06:20] * |Kiikun|Janus| wonders what ports are needed for samba..
#872 [06:20] <TheNoodle> god damnit.
#873 [06:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#874 [06:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> you lost another space :P
#875 [06:21] <TheNoodle> Fixing now..
#876 [06:22] <TheNoodle> The problem is that because of the text size my client uses things go over more lines than they normally would >.>
#877 [06:22] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#878 [06:23] * TheNoodle slaps wugbot
#878 [06:23] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#879 [06:23] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to an update in the version of OpenGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is released. Please be patient, as this is not the fault of Mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS's running the latest version of important software.
#880 [06:23] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
#881 [06:25] <Wug> its not weird
#882 [06:25] <Wug> esper has a line length limit
#883 [06:25] <Wug> everything after that gets cut off
#884 [06:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> its just very large :P
#885 [06:25] <TheNoodle> Yes but wugbot was shortening the third line to less than a line.
#886 [06:25] <TheNoodle> Have a look in #bowlofnoodles wug, I was testing it there :p
#887 [06:25] * |Kiikun|Janus| GRUMBLES!
#887 [06:25] <Wug> that would be because the line limit was catching you when you were defining the factoid
#888 [06:26] <Wug> derp
#889 [06:26] <Wug> also theres a command for tha
#890 [06:26] <Wug> ;++ appends to a factoid
#891 [06:26] <WugBot> That factoid does not exist.
#892 [06:26] <TheNoodle> I know :P
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#896 [06:44] <Sardonicus> lol could it be that my connection is too slow for multiplayer?
#897 [06:45] <TheNoodle> ?
#898 [06:45] <Sardonicus> I got like 5 kb/sec
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#900 [06:45] <willitrunonmine> hi guys
#901 [06:46] <TheNoodle> Hello willitrunonmine.
#902 [06:46] <willitrunonmine> I would like some help on finding out whether or not the latest Minecraft Beta will run on a computer i'm thinking of buying!
#903 [06:46] <willitrunonmine> Is that okay?
#904 [06:46] <TheNoodle> Post the specs :)
#905 [06:46] <willitrunonmine> umm, I've got a amazon url....
#906 [06:46] <willitrunonmine> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lenovo-IdeaCentre-Desktop-i3-2100-Windows/dp/B005COIYQG/ref=zg_mw_428651031_1
#907 [06:47] <willitrunonmine> Don't worry, I found the specs.
#908 [06:47] <TheNoodle> Should run fine willitrunonmine.
#909 [06:47] <willitrunonmine> Okay...
#910 [06:48] <willitrunonmine> classic lags like an absolute bitch on both my desktop and my laptoop
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#912 [06:49] <willitrunonmine> kthx the noodle
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#915 [06:50] <TheNoodle> You're welcome willitrunonmine.
#916 [06:51] <willitrunonmine> I was apprehensive of buying it, so I looked at minecraftforfree.com
#917 [06:51] * VoxelHead kicked willitrunonmine from #minecrafthelp (Reason: illitrunonmine :Banned: Trying to steal)
#918 [06:51] <TheNoodle> ...
#919 [06:51] <Sardonicus> hm is 5kn/sec too slow for Minecraft?
#920 [06:51] <TheNoodle> :/
#921 [06:51] <Sardonicus> *5kb/sec
#922 [06:51] <TheNoodle> Can someone remove that ban please?
#923 [06:51] <TheNoodle> Sardonicus, yeah.
#924 [06:52] <Sardonicus> again "read timed out"
#925 [06:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> its auto :/
#926 [06:52] <TheNoodle> I know, but someone should probably remove it :P
#927 [06:52] * |Kiikun|Janus| got hit with it before while trying to help someone :P
#927 [06:52] <TheNoodle> lol
#928 [06:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: *poke*
#929 [06:53] <Sardonicus> damn
#930 [06:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kealper?
#931 [06:53] <TheNoodle> Wug?
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#933 [06:54] <Wug> ?
#934 [06:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> omfb! he lives!
#935 [06:55] <Wug> I can remove vox bans
#936 [06:55] <Wug> who did what now
#937 [06:55] <TheNoodle> willitrunonmine got banned when he really didn't need to be :P
#938 [06:56] <Wug> fixd
#939 [06:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the autoban for that site of thievery
#940 [07:01] <Wug> I cant fix that
#941 [07:01] <Wug> but I removed the ban
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#943 [07:03] <phidah> In the videos that I've found they always have their spawn point near the water and sand etc. Whenever I spawn its always in the middle of the trees… Can I configure that somehow?
#944 [07:04] <TheNoodle> Nope, just the map seed.
#945 [07:04] <phidah> Okay, where can I find a map seed that will spawn me near the water? :)
#946 [07:05] <TheNoodle> One sec.
#947 [07:07] <TheNoodle> #minecrafthelp will spawn you on a hill overlooking a pumpkin patch and a river.
#948 [07:07] <TheNoodle> :P
#949 [07:07] <TheNoodle> This is actually a nice seed...
#950 [07:08] <phidah> Haha. Good one
#951 [07:08] <phidah> I'll try that
#952 [07:08] <TheNoodle> And a ravine :D
#953 [07:09] <RobinJ24> Pumpkins!!!
#954 [07:09] <RobinJ24> Pumpkin is my favorite Minecraft block
#955 [07:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> phidah: theres water all over in new maps.... if your looking for ocean....
#956 [07:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> RobinJ24: i have a pumpkin patch :P i can make snowmen when i get some snow
#957 [07:11] <RobinJ24> Someday I will grow pumpkins in my MInecraft garden
#958 [07:13] <RobinJ24> Hm...
#959 [07:13] <RobinJ24> Oh by the way
#960 [07:13] <RobinJ24> Anyone here who can take a look at the crash error report I randomly get?
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#962 [07:14] <TheNoodle> Sure, just chunk it on http://pastebin.com and give us the link.
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#965 [07:16] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle: http://pastebin.com/CakbkgRP
#966 [07:17] <TheNoodle> Probs not the problem but you need to update java :P
#967 [07:17] <TheNoodle> And LWJGL.
#968 [07:18] <RobinJ24> I already updated Java once
#969 [07:19] <RobinJ24> WHat's LWJGL?
#970 [07:19] <TheNoodle> Your java is still one version out of date, and for LWJGL, one sec.
#971 [07:19] <TheNoodle> LWJGL
#972 [07:19] <TheNoodle> ...derp
#973 [07:19] <TheNoodle> ode.bowlofnoodles.net
#974 [07:19] <TheNoodle> ...derp
#975 [07:20] <TheNoodle> ode.bowlofnoodles.net
#976 [07:20] <TheNoodle> ...
#977 [07:20] <TheNoodle> Okay wtf.
#978 [07:20] <TheNoodle> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#979 [07:20] <TheNoodle> ^_^
#980 [07:20] <TheNoodle> there we go, finally.,
#981 [07:20] <TheNoodle> Sorry for the spam.
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#984 [07:25] <RobinJ24> the .minecraft folder isn't where it's supposed to be
#985 [07:25] <RobinJ24> -.-
#986 [07:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> RobinJ24: impossible.. os?
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#988 [07:27] <RobinJ24> Ubuntu
#989 [07:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aand its NOT ~/.minecraft?
#990 [07:28] <RobinJ24> Well it is there cause I've seen it in searches or something before but it's not visible
#991 [07:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> . folders are autohidden :P
#992 [07:28] <GreyVulpine> Anything prefixed by . is hidden
#993 [07:28] <RobinJ24> yeah I tried to find a setting so I could show hidden files
#994 [07:28] <phidah> its kindda hard when you spawn during the night without anything and monsters everywhere
#995 [07:28] <Sensibles> hey, can someone help mi with minecraft? I've weird error.
#996 [07:29] <RobinJ24> But ubuntu is retarded and I want to torture it to death
#997 [07:29] * |Kiikun|Janus| gives uop trying to get server to work with rsa keys :/
#997 [07:29] * |Kiikun|Janus| also gives up on tunneled samba
#997 [07:30] <RobinJ24> does anyone know how to show hidden files?
#998 [07:30] <TheNoodle> ls -al
#999 [07:31] * |Kiikun|Janus| prefers -alh :P
#999 [07:31] <RobinJ24> actually I'll try search for it with the option "Show hidden files" I just found....
#1000 [07:31] <RobinJ24> Rage no results
#1001 [07:32] <RobinJ24> I got lots of names of hidden folders in the terminal
#1002 [07:32] <RobinJ24> What now?
#1003 [07:33] <TheNoodle> just type cd ~/.minecraft
#1004 [07:34] <Sensibles> I need framework to run minecraft?
#1005 [07:34] <RobinJ24> i get this: robin@robin-Evo-D510-SFF:~/.minecraft
#1006 [07:35] <RobinJ24> and nothing else happens
#1007 [07:35] <RobinJ24> I was able to open it through another search though woo
#1008 [07:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Sensibles: you need java.
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#1010 [07:37] <guest-16254-56017> Heloo!
#1011 [07:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Sensibles: dont pm unless asked. and you need a video card tha supports opengl 1.3
#1012 [07:38] <guest-16254-56017> My minecraft isnt downloading, has that something to do with minecraft.net or my internet?
#1013 [07:38] <Sensibles> Okey, thanks.
#1014 [07:38] <guest-16254-56017> witch seems to be fine.
#1015 [07:38] <guest-16254-56017> wich*
#1016 [07:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-16254-56017: could be your av or firewall
#1017 [07:38] <TheNoodle> *Which
#1018 [07:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sand
#1019 [07:39] <RobinJ24> Ok LWJGL is updated
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#1021 [07:39] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle Which version of java should I update to?
#1022 [07:39] <guest-16254-56017> my fire wall is ok.
#1023 [07:39] <guest-16254-56017> I played since alpha.
#1024 [07:39] <TheNoodle> 1.6.27
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#1026 [07:39] <guest-16254-56017> and just a sec ago.
#1027 [07:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-16254-56017: it isnt downloading or isnt logging in?
#1028 [07:40] <guest-16254-56017> I can login it says downloading, and progress bar freezes.
#1029 [07:40] <guest-16254-56017> but the client doesnt run shut.
#1030 [07:40] <Ghiz> Is this just "MC Software" help or ingame as well? :)
#1031 [07:40] <GreyVulpine> Ghiz - Both
#1032 [07:41] * |Kiikun|Janus| sleepy
#1032 [07:41] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle JDK or JRE?
#1033 [07:41] <TheNoodle> JRE should be fine.
#1034 [07:42] <RobinJ24> So many files.....
#1035 [07:42] <RobinJ24> Which one do I choose...
#1036 [07:42] <RobinJ24> amagad..
#1037 [07:42] <RobinJ24> Linux x64 probably?
#1038 [07:43] <guest-16254-56017> The only 2 files in my bin are md5s and version.
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#1040 [07:43] <biest> Hello everyone
#1041 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - What operaing system are you on?
#1042 [07:44] <guest-16254-56017> @greyvulpine Win 64bit.
#1043 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#1044 [07:44] <guest-16254-56017> no.
#1045 [07:44] <biest> Problem: minecraft premium account standalone launcher downloaded for windows (use XP) Java updated gives me fatal error 4 connection reset
#1046 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Are you sure about that?
#1047 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> biest - When does it give you that error?
#1048 [07:45] <guest-16254-56017> Yes, Windows username : Gebruiker
#1049 [07:45] <biest> after downloading the standalone launcher , running it for the first time and do the update
#1050 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Has your windows username ever contained an exclaimation mark in it?
#1051 [07:46] <guest-16254-56017> Nope.
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#1053 [07:46] <guest-16254-56017> I played yesterday.
#1054 [07:46] <guest-16254-56017> needed a clean .minecraft so deleted it
#1055 [07:46] <guest-16254-56017> now it wont download.
#1056 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Running any security software or firewall that may be blocking minecraft?
#1057 [07:47] <guest-16254-56017> No.
#1058 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> biest - It gives you this error during the update? Are you able to try updating it at minecraft.net in the in-browser client?
#1059 [07:47] <guest-16254-56017> but let me dubble check that.
#1060 [07:47] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle: How do I open the .bin file I downloaded?
#1061 [07:47] <guest-16254-56017> nope.
#1062 [07:48] <biest> will check
#1063 [07:48] <TheNoodle> No idea RobinJ24, I don't use ubunut, only bsd >.>
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#1065 [07:49] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Have you done just a complete delete of .minecraft as well as the launcher, and trying to start fresh with downloading the launcher again?
#1066 [07:49] <guest-16254-56017> Will do now.
#1067 [07:49] <monsieurc> hello, i need help :(
#1068 [07:49] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - With?
#1069 [07:49] <monsieurc> running minecraft efficiently on my macbook
#1070 [07:50] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - Could you elaborate further?
#1071 [07:50] <monsieurc> i've managed to get 1.8.1 working fine, including servers but as soon as i test mods and texture packs everything goes wrong
#1072 [07:50] <GreyVulpine> How do you "test" it?
#1073 [07:51] <monsieurc> black screen and saving chucks crash...
#1074 [07:51] <GreyVulpine> Yes, what texture packs are you putting in there?
#1075 [07:51] <monsieurc> i have put zipped texture packs where i'm supposed to
#1076 [07:51] <GreyVulpine> Give me an example of one?
#1077 [07:51] <guest-16254-56017> @greayvulpine, still not workin.
#1078 [07:52] <guest-16254-56017> it freezes at "downloading packages" again
#1079 [07:52] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - How far in "downloading packages"?
#1080 [07:52] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - What file does it stop at?
#1081 [07:52] <guest-16254-56017> it doesnt show file name, ill check in the bin.
#1082 [07:52] <guest-16254-56017> "version"
#1083 [07:52] <biest> @greyvulpine download stalls at 7%, same as in standalone, but not error yet
#1084 [07:52] <biest> lwjgl.jar
#1085 [07:53] <GreyVulpine> biest - Check your antivirus, we've been getting reports of many AV software quarantining lwjgl or minecraft due to a false positive.
#1086 [07:54] <monsieurc> I can't seem to find the file but it was one i downloaded from the forum, I installed it, and noticed the change but when I pressed 'e' it went to the saving chunks screen and then crashed
#1087 [07:54] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - You've deleted .minecraft entirely again? Has 1.8.1 worked before for you?
#1088 [07:54] <guest-16254-56017> It did
#1089 [07:54] <guest-16254-56017> Im ruing as administrator now.
#1090 [07:54] <guest-16254-56017> And that worked
#1091 [07:54] <guest-16254-56017> runing*
#1092 [07:54] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - With texture packs, it's important that you're downloading the latest texture pack, and that you're not using an HD texture pack without the HD mod/fix
#1093 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - If you give me an example, or a link to a texture pack that you've been trying, I can determine why it would be doing that for you
#1094 [07:55] <guest-16254-56017> my problem is solved by runing as administrator. Thanks anyway grey vulpine :)
#1095 [07:55] <guest-16254-56017> bye bye :)
#1096 [07:55] <monsieurc> ok i'll hunt for it
#1097 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> guest-16254-56017 - Heh, glad you got it straightened out
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#1101 [08:00] <RobinJ24> Jre doesnt work apparently.........can I install jdk instead TheNoodle?
#1102 [08:01] <monsieurc> so if i'm running 1.8.1 i must make sure the texture packs are also 1.8.1
#1103 [08:01] <monsieurc> ?
#1104 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1105 [08:02] <RobinJ24> Well you CAN run an outdated texture pack but not all items will be visible
#1106 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> I've had obsolete texture packs break minecraft before..
#1107 [08:03] <monsieurc> i've had to delete minecraft to start from scratch, whats the best setup for minecraft on a macbook?
#1108 [08:03] <GreyVulpine> Don't know what you mean by that.
#1109 [08:05] <monsieurc> i want to run minecraft on my macbook, when I download it from minecraft.net and try and run it i get a black screen. i just wondered what other mac users are doing to get minecraft working correctly. i'm not fussed about mods and texture packs for the time being i just want single and multiplayer
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#1111 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> Ah, there's a known issue right now with Mac OSX 10.5.8, if you're running that. The OpenGL version that came with that is incompatible with minecraft's requirements. That issue will be resolved in Minecraft 1.9
#1112 [08:06] <biest> @GreyVulpine antivirus deactivated, still same problem...
#1113 [08:07] <monsieurc> cool, is it worth me trying to get a 1.9 prerelease?
#1114 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - You can always try..
#1115 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> biest - What AV software do you run?
#1116 [08:07] <monsieurc> and does that effect multiplayer (servers?)
#1117 [08:07] <biest> antiVir
#1118 [08:07] <biest> avira that is
#1119 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - Right now, it only affects clients.
#1120 [08:08] <Calinou> you cannot connect to a 1.8 server on 1.9 prerelase
#1121 [08:09] <Calinou> and viceversa
#1122 [08:09] <monsieurc> ok, if i set my own server up, what will i need?
#1123 [08:09] <GreyVulpine> The 1.9-prelease of both the client and server
#1124 [08:09] <monsieurc> is there a 1.9 pre release server on minecraft.net?
#1125 [08:10] <monsieurc> for mac?
#1126 [08:11] <biest> GreyVulpine antivir avira
#1127 [08:12] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar and assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft_server.jar
#1128 [08:12] <GreyVulpine> biest - Hmm. moment..
#1129 [08:13] <GreyVulpine> biest - Running windows, I take it?
#1130 [08:13] <biest> xp that is, not mine though
#1131 [08:13] <GreyVulpine> biest - Have you tried doing a Force Update through the launcher's options menu yet?
#1132 [08:13] <monsieurc> thanks for the help, i'll give it a go, peace
#1133 [08:13] <biest> yes
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#1135 [08:14] <GreyVulpine> biest - Have you gone to %appdata%/.minecraft and deleted everything there (saving saves, if you had any)
#1136 [08:14] <biest> will do now
#1137 [08:16] <biest> GreyVulpine seems to do the trick *fingers crossed* Thank you! Keep the good work up
#1138 [08:17] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#1140 [08:22] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle: Minecraft just gets a black screen after replacing the files you Pastebined
#1141 [08:22] <TheNoodle> Hmmm.
#1142 [08:23] <TheNoodle> Well those files were out of date >.>
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#1144 [08:23] <blaphmat> hi guys
#1145 [08:23] <blaphmat> i need some help
#1146 [08:24] <blaphmat> anyone there
#1147 [08:25] <RobinJ24> We can't read minds..
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#1149 [08:26] <blaphmat> lol
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#1151 [08:26] <blaphmat> well i have a question
#1152 [08:26] <mib_oa6ddi> hey i try to sign into minecraft and it tells me i cant connect to minecraft.net
#1153 [08:26] <blaphmat> like i hosted a skyblock map on minecraft
#1154 [08:26] <blaphmat> but it seems that i cant land on that island
#1155 [08:26] <blaphmat> and even if i somehow do i cant break anything
#1156 [08:26] <blaphmat> any suggestions
#1157 [08:27] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Either firewall, or you're too close to spawn and you're not op.
#1158 [08:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - Are you able to pull up https://login.minecraft.net ? Should say "bad login" if you can
#1159 [08:28] <mib_oa6ddi> yes
#1160 [08:28] <mib_oa6ddi> it said bad login
#1161 [08:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - System time and date correct?
#1162 [08:28] <mib_oa6ddi> yep
#1163 [08:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - What operating system are you on? Windows?
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#1165 [08:29] <blaphmat> but then i cant break anytihng
#1166 [08:29] <blaphmat> whys that
#1167 [08:29] <amphibulus> hi
#1168 [08:29] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Near spawn? Blocks near spawn are protected. Prevents griefing of the spawn area by non-ops
#1169 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - If you're op, or you've traveled far enough away from spawn and you still can't place/destroy blocks, are you running a modded server?
#1170 [08:30] <blaphmat> yes its a moodded server
#1171 [08:30] <blaphmat> cause i seen ppl hosting it and it works
#1172 [08:30] <amphibulus> i bought mine craft but i can't play the game
#1173 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Running worldguard?
#1174 [08:30] <blaphmat> so i m just wonering whyy cant i make it work
#1175 [08:30] <blaphmat> maps call skyblock
#1176 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Got any protection set up for the map? Got permissions set up so that people can't destroy blocks by default?
#1177 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - What operating system are you on? Windows?
#1178 [08:31] <blaphmat> huh what does that mean?
#1179 [08:32] <blaphmat> sry im lost
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#1181 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - By running modded, I assume you're running a bukkit server. It has its own permissions scheme built in, with advanced user/group features like setting who can build, and who can't. Who has access to certain commands, and so on
#1182 [08:32] <blaphmat> oh
#1183 [08:32] <mib_vnrxnr> how do you fix a minecraft crash
#1184 [08:33] <GreyVulpine> It also has the ability to run plugins as well, like worldguard, which can protect certain areas from modification without the right permissions
#1185 [08:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnrxnr -Depends on the crash ,do you get any error reports?
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#1187 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - You still there?
#1188 [08:34] <blaphmat> lemme try again
#1189 [08:34] <mib_oa6ddi> yes im on windows
#1190 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - Does your windows username happen to contain a ! mark in it?
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#1192 [08:38] <mib_oa6ddi> no
#1193 [08:38] <blaphmat> so how do i edit these things
#1194 [08:39] <blaphmat> i still keep falling out of the world
#1195 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - If you're falling through the world, start by looking at what firewall you're running. Many firewalls filter traffic needed for client-server interaction that can cause this behavior.
#1196 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_oa6ddi - Then it's your firewall or security software blocking minecraft/java from connecting, try setting an exception for minecraft or disable it entirely to test
#1197 [08:41] <blaphmat> wudnt it work since like i already turn off firewalls
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#1200 [08:41] <monsieurc> hi again, got 1.9 minecraft running, but the server just crashes out
#1201 [08:42] <blakeman111> I downloaded the EXE, but when I run it, nothing happens. Any thoughts?
#1202 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> blakeman111 - How much RAM do you have on the system? Minecraft won't launch with anything less than half a gig free
#1203 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - Crashes how?
#1204 [08:42] <mib_oa6ddi> ok
#1205 [08:42] <blaphmat> ?????
#1206 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Depends on the firewall, there's at least a few that don't entirely offload when you disable it
#1207 [08:44] <monsieurc> when i double click the mincraft_server.jar file it loads ...not enough RAM warning then closes
#1208 [08:44] <blaphmat> oh
#1209 [08:44] <blaphmat> so that is the only reason why im falling off the island?
#1210 [08:44] <blakeman111> Greyvulpine - Thanks. How do I tell?
#1211 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> blakeman111 - All depends on what oeprating system are you on
#1212 [08:44] <blakeman111> GreyVulpine - Windows XP
#1213 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - Other reason is that your connection sucks and isn't up to snuff
#1214 [08:45] <self_slaughter> monsieurc: how much ram do you have on your machine?
#1215 [08:45] <monsieurc> 4GB
#1216 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> blakeman111 - Pull up task manager, go to the performance tab and look at the physical ram free/available
#1217 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - You don't run minecraft_server.jar directly, you need to run it in a command line or shell script
#1218 [08:45] <self_slaughter> monsieurc: should be plenty, have you tried running the server from a batch file to specify how much memory it can use?
#1219 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - See this article on how to run minecraft_server from a shell script
#1220 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#1221 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> It'll be under the mac section
#1222 [08:46] <monsieurc> ok i'll try that
#1223 [08:46] <blakeman111> GreyVulpine - it says about 90,000
#1224 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> You've got 90 megs free on that system, not nearly enough for minecraft to run
#1225 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> What is the number besides "total"?
#1226 [08:47] <self_slaughter> lol ouch
#1227 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> If it's about a million, your system's pretty old, and you may need to do some other measures in order for minecraft to run
#1228 [08:50] <monsieurc> it gets to 'preparing start region for level 0' then unexpectedly quits
#1229 [08:50] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - Got a server.log?
#1230 [08:51] <monsieurc> yes
#1231 [08:51] <GreyVulpine> Could you copy the contents of the entire thing, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#1232 [08:52] <monsieurc> http://pastebin.com/6RyfSCgP is this right?
#1233 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, one sec
#1234 [08:53] <self_slaughter> a lot of not enough ram errors there lol
#1235 [08:54] <monsieurc> aye, think thats sorted now, hopefully, i've dedicated 2GB
#1236 [08:55] <self_slaughter> 2 gig for the server plus running a client with only 4 gig total doesn't leave u much
#1237 [08:55] <self_slaughter> maybe you overallocated
#1238 [08:56] <monsieurc> i ran it before with 1.8.1 and it worked fine, but 1.8.1 on a mac has too many glitches
#1239 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.. where you have the 1.9 server, does it have enough hard drive space to generate the world? Could you delete the /world/ folder and run the server again?
#1240 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Do you have the latest java for your system? Have you checked apple update to check?
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#1242 [08:57] <monsieurc> ok, i'll do that
#1243 [08:59] <monsieurc> plenty space, 413 GB lol still crashes out
#1244 [09:00] <monsieurc> still saying not enough RAM, i don't get it
#1245 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> Are you running the server with the shell script?
#1246 [09:01] <monsieurc> yeh
#1247 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> Huh, then it shouldn't be saying that..
#1248 [09:02] <monsieurc> in terminal it says this;
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#1250 [09:03] <monsieurc> actually, sorry I wasn't, thats ok but it's still crashing :( http://pastebin.com/dFL08wXR
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#1253 [09:03] <guest-0-60468> Hello?
#1254 [09:03] <self_slaughter> try allocating less ram
#1255 [09:04] <duhgtreeoh> Hey can anyone give me a good list of bukkit plugins i should use?
#1256 [09:04] <self_slaughter> try -Xincgc -Xmx1024M
#1257 [09:04] <GreyVulpine> monsieurc - Try deleting the /world/ folder and trying it again
#1258 [09:04] <self_slaughter> (just a guess i dunno bugger all about macs) :P
#1259 [09:04] <GreyVulpine> duhgtreeoh - There's a channel for bukkit, #bukkit
#1260 [09:04] <duhgtreeoh> thank you
#1261 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> self_slaughter - That error usually occurs with buggy releases and placing strongholds where it's not meant to be
#1262 [09:06] <self_slaughter> GreyVulpine: ahh ok
#1263 [09:06] <monsieurc> no joy i'm afraid
#1264 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> Huh, really..
#1265 [09:07] <monsieurc> is 'sementation fault' the issue?
#1266 [09:07] <monsieurc> segmentation even
#1267 [09:08] <self_slaughter> what command line / script are you using to start it with?
#1268 [09:08] <monsieurc> #!/bin/bash
#1269 [09:08] <monsieurc> cd "$(dirname "$0")"
#1270 [09:08] <monsieurc> exec java -Xmx1024m -Xms1024m -jar minecraft_server.jar
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#1272 [09:08] <Nordwal> hello?
#1273 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> Basically either means the pre-release 3 is really screwed up, or the JVM that mac uses is choking on it
#1274 [09:09] <self_slaughter> hmmmm odd
#1275 [09:09] <monsieurc> dang
#1276 [09:09] <self_slaughter> have you tried redownloading the server?
#1277 [09:09] <monsieurc> i'll give it a go
#1278 [09:09] <GreyVulpine> Not really quite sure what else to try from this point.
#1279 [09:09] <self_slaughter> maybe it got corrupted if your lucky :P
#1280 [09:09] <monsieurc> thanks for your help, bloody macs
#1281 [09:09] <Nordwal> this the tech support IRC rigth?
#1282 [09:09] <GreyVulpine> Nordwal - Yes
#1283 [09:10] <self_slaughter> hey i'd rather be scripting with bash then trying to make sense of bloody batch files in windows lol
#1284 [09:10] <TheNoodle> This is support for Minecraft, provided via IRC.
#1285 [09:10] <Nordwal> ok whew
#1286 [09:11] <self_slaughter> the batch i made earlier took me 30 minutes to what would of taken about 3 minutes in bash :/
#1287 [09:11] <Nordwal> here's my problem: minecraft.exe won't run at all, it gives me the processing icon and then nothing happens. I have played minecraft before on this computer.
#1288 [09:11] <Nordwal> I can wait np.
#1289 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> Nordwal - Version of Windows? How much RAM do you have on the system?
#1290 [09:11] <Nordwal> w7, 3x2GB
#1291 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> The launcher doesn't open at all?
#1292 [09:12] <Nordwal> nope
#1293 [09:12] <Nordwal> neither does the HD texture patcher
#1294 [09:12] <Nordwal> 2.1.2
#1295 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> Oi, mods.
#1296 [09:12] <self_slaughter> :)
#1297 [09:13] <Nordwal> ?
#1298 [09:13] <Nordwal> the LB photorealism pack worked before, I don't know what happened now
#1299 [09:13] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried going to %appdata%/.minecraft -- delete everything in there except for saves, delete the launcher, and try downloading the launcher fresh from minecraft.net/download?
#1300 [09:13] <Nordwal> no, could try that.
#1301 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> Or if you want to save everything, just move the .minecraft folder out, and download a new launcher
#1302 [09:14] <Nordwal> can you give me the exact pathing to these folders?
#1303 [09:14] <Nordwal> please
#1304 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> %appdata% in your search bar of your start menu, look for .minecraft
#1305 [09:15] <Nordwal> it's in Roaming?
#1306 [09:15] <self_slaughter> yah
#1307 [09:16] <Nordwal> brb, help someone else while I gotta have lunch, thanks for now and in advance
#1308 [09:18] <self_slaughter> hmmm on a side note my new launcher batch file for minecraft is working well now :P
#1309 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> \o/
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#1312 [09:19] <self_slaughter> just put my batch file and the launcher.jar in the same folder and any sub folders in that directory automatically become a menu item u can choose to use as your appdata folder
#1313 [09:19] <self_slaughter> http://pastebin.com/YFyt9a8E
#1314 [09:19] <self_slaughter> batch files confuse me... took so long to get things like variables in a variable name to work together
#1315 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Ah, nice
#1316 [09:20] <self_slaughter> yeah my boy keeps wanting to try out different mods and i'm sick of manually editing the launcher batch file everytime so i automated it :P
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#1318 [09:22] <huddler> somehow my avg isnt running well
#1319 [09:22] <huddler> can anyone fix this?
#1320 [09:23] <self_slaughter> its avg, u get what u pay for :P
#1321 [09:23] <huddler> is avg bad?
#1322 [09:23] <self_slaughter> its better then nothing i guess. whats it doing wrong?
#1323 [09:24] <huddler> all the letters are squares!
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#1325 [09:24] <self_slaughter> lol... is your computer set to english language?
#1326 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> Free antivirus suites have their distinct disadvantages. AVG in particular is known for false positives and pretty average detection rate
#1327 [09:24] <huddler> yes
#1328 [09:24] <self_slaughter> did u install english version of avg?
#1329 [09:25] <self_slaughter> only thing i can thing of is somethign along those lines (but i'm half cut atm :) )
#1330 [09:25] <amphibulus> i cant deinstall my java player even with javaRa
#1331 [09:25] <phidah> what's the green bar just below my health and food status?
#1332 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> experience
#1333 [09:25] <huddler> actually no. or should i download english version of avg
#1334 [09:25] <self_slaughter> phidah, experiance
#1335 [09:25] <self_slaughter> phidah, i think its used for enchanting items
#1336 [09:26] <phidah> ah okay...
#1337 [09:26] <self_slaughter> huddler, get english version
#1338 [09:26] <amphibulus> if i try to deinstall it my pc says i cant deinstall it, because my deinstaller is not installed in the right way!
#1339 [09:26] <huddler> is there a free avg 2012 at free.avg.com?
#1340 [09:26] <amphibulus> sry cant speak english so good :D
#1341 [09:27] <self_slaughter> huddler, dunno go look :)
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#1343 [09:27] <huddler> afk
#1344 [09:27] <amphibulus> ...help?
#1345 [09:27] <huddler> found it
#1346 [09:28] <TheNoodle> amphibulus, Deutsch sprechen?
#1347 [09:28] <huddler> avg free is lame
#1348 [09:28] <amphibulus> ja
#1349 [09:29] <huddler> it only protects web content
#1350 [09:29] <TheNoodle> So does anyone know how to solve amphibulus problem?
#1351 [09:29] <TheNoodle> I'll translate if need be :P
#1352 [09:29] <TheNoodle> nvm, scrolled up.
#1353 [09:29] <amphibulus> :D thank you but i think understand is not the problem
#1354 [09:30] <self_slaughter> amphibulus, have you tried uninstalling it the normal way? (add/remove programs)
#1355 [09:31] <huddler> bye g2g
#1356 [09:31] <amphibulus> yes it says the deinstaller is not right installed
#1357 [09:32] <self_slaughter> odd, what happens if you just try to install a new version of java over the top?
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#1360 [09:32] <amphibulus> i did but minecraft closed again and again even with the new java
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#1362 [09:33] <mr_sticky> any1 ever experience a constant connect error? saying can not connect to minecraft.net?
#1363 [09:33] <self_slaughter> what does it say when you go to this site --> http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp?detect=jre&try=1
#1364 [09:34] <self_slaughter> mr_sticky: are you using the old launcher?
#1365 [09:34] <amphibulus> Congratulations! You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 27).
#1366 [09:35] <mr_sticky> idk...and the link just made my internet freeze up...lol
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#1368 [09:35] <self_slaughter> mr_sticky: that link was for amphibulus lol but thats not a good sign :)
#1369 [09:36] <mr_sticky> ok then lol
#1370 [09:36] <mr_sticky> cant play any inbrowser versions or it dus same thng lolo
#1371 [09:40] <mr_sticky> just the downloaded vr.
#1372 [09:41] <amphibulus> :/
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#1374 [09:43] <mr_sticky> does any1 have an Arctic biome that works offline?
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#1376 [09:45] <self_slaughter> arghh wireless broadband ftl :(
#1377 [09:45] <mr_sticky> lol
#1378 [09:46] <mr_sticky> huh...lol just forced update and even tho it still says cannot connect...i get my skin...lol didnt happen b4 tho...odd
#1379 [09:47] <Nordwal> so I'm back and tried all that you've said, but nothing changes for the launcher
#1380 [09:47] <Nordwal> it just doesn't run, though it asks me if it's ok to run it. then nothing happen
#1381 [09:47] <Nordwal> s
#1382 [09:48] <mr_sticky> hmm...happed to me alot...
#1383 [09:48] <mr_sticky> wut was it i did...well...did u try to re instal from website?
#1384 [09:48] <Nordwal> yeah, multiple times
#1385 [09:49] <Nordwal> could it be that the patchers are screwing somethig up, just by being there as files?
#1386 [09:49] <mr_sticky> ok...did u allow the program with ur...uhmmm...like antivirus thing like norton or huever?
#1387 [09:49] <mr_sticky> idk bout that lol...
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#1389 [09:50] <Nordwal> yes, i have avast! and that has never been a problem. As i've said I've played the game with a fully functional texture pack before on this machine
#1390 [09:50] <Nordwal> if it helps, I also can't play it in browser
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#1392 [09:50] <Nordwal> black screen issue there
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#1394 [09:51] <mr_sticky> hmm...wut iv been doing is downloading then use that launcher with the patch data on it..lol
#1395 [09:51] <mohawk> I try to run the game, but it laggs a lot and then crashes and says Mine craft has run out of memory. How do i fix it!!!!!!!!
#1396 [09:51] <Breakbeat> hello
#1397 [09:51] <mr_sticky> btw any1 got a multiplayer server i can use to test my connection for a sec.?
#1398 [09:51] <TheNoodle> mr_sticky. where do you live?
#1399 [09:52] <mr_sticky> TN
#1400 [09:52] <Moldavia> is there a known problem with amd 11.10 drivers? my son plays but I was trying to fix rage but 11.10 causes the game to instantly crash on clicking login then about 2 minutes later driver crashes then recovers.
#1401 [09:52] <mr_sticky> y?
#1402 [09:52] * TheNoodle waves at Opeth
#1402 [09:52] <mohawk> I try to run the game, but it laggs a lot and then crashes and says Mine craft has run out of memory. How do i fix it!!!!!!!!
#1403 [09:52] <Opeth> ??
#1404 [09:52] <TheNoodle> I'm going to assume that's america.
#1405 [09:52] <TheNoodle> try aggression.bowlofnoodles.net
#1406 [09:52] <TheNoodle> Just saying high opeth :P
#1407 [09:52] <mohawk> I try to run the game, but it laggs a lot and then crashes and says Mine craft has run out of memory. How do i fix it!!!!!!!!
#1408 [09:52] <Opeth> High.
#1409 [09:52] <TheNoodle> ...
#1410 [09:52] <TheNoodle> derp.
#1411 [09:52] <mr_sticky> y bowlofnoodles.net?
#1412 [09:52] <mr_sticky> lol
#1413 [09:52] <TheNoodle> It's been a long night >.>
#1414 [09:53] * TheNoodle points at name
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#1415 [09:53] <mr_sticky> noodle...
#1416 [09:53] <Nordwal> anyone have an idea on my issue? I've checked everywhere form google to youtube and no-one has the same problem
#1417 [09:53] <mr_sticky> im there so now wut?
#1418 [09:53] <self_slaughter> lol.... sticky noodle... bwahahaha
#1419 [09:53] * self_slaughter goes for a smoke and another beer
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#1420 [09:54] <TheNoodle> "btw any1 got a multiplayer server i can use to test my connection for a sec.?"
#1421 [09:54] <mr_sticky> idk norwal...
#1422 [09:54] <mr_sticky> lol
#1423 [09:54] <mr_sticky> oh lol
#1424 [09:54] <Nordwal> dang
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#1426 [09:54] <Nordwal> do you know where i could ask?
#1427 [09:54] <Nordwal> elsewhere?
#1428 [09:54] <mr_sticky> any1 got an idea on how it is that everytime i attempt to login it wont let me and im stuck playing offline?
#1429 [09:56] <RobinJ24> mr_sticky are you using a pirated version?
#1430 [09:56] <RobinJ24> or an outdated loader
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#1432 [09:57] <mr_sticky> no i bought this lol
#1433 [09:57] <mr_sticky> its 1.8
#1434 [09:57] <TheNoodle> Have you pirated minecraft before?
#1435 [09:57] <mr_sticky> no...
#1436 [09:58] <TheNoodle> mmk, because that normally leaves traces that we have to clean up.
#1437 [09:58] <Yavolo> argh! is it normal that i cant login on a account even if moneys been sent?
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#1439 [09:59] <mr_sticky> wut is the server address...im a lil retarded on this stuff lol...xD
#1440 [09:59] <mr_sticky> ya...
#1441 [09:59] <mr_sticky> oh no srry lol
#1442 [09:59] <mr_sticky> thats my prob
#1443 [09:59] <mr_sticky> ...
#1444 [09:59] <mr_sticky> lol
#1445 [09:59] <self_slaughter> Yavolo: if you've just bought it yes
#1446 [09:59] <TheNoodle> Yavolo, account name?
#1447 [09:59] <Yavolo> same as nick
#1448 [09:59] <mr_sticky> ...shady question lol
#1449 [09:59] <self_slaughter> Yavolo: unless you used paypal then it should activate immediately
#1450 [10:00] <TheNoodle> !paid yavolo
#1451 [10:00] <mr_sticky> i used paypal...like..3 months ago lol
#1452 [10:00] <TheNoodle> Just hasn't gone through yavolo.
#1453 [10:00] <Yavolo> wooot? my cash got lost in cyberspace
#1454 [10:00] <TheNoodle> self_slaughter, not correct.
#1455 [10:00] <TheNoodle> Yavolo, how did you pay?
#1456 [10:00] <mr_sticky> lol
#1457 [10:00] <Yavolo> moneybooker, via nordea
#1458 [10:00] <TheNoodle> *incorrect
#1459 [10:00] <self_slaughter> TheNoodle: have they changed it?
#1460 [10:00] <TheNoodle> self_slaughter, you never knew that paypal also has instant transfers?
#1461 [10:01] <self_slaughter> TheNoodle: I used paypal and it was active immediately, then they charged my bank like 3 days later
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#1463 [10:01] <TheNoodle> They also offer echeques if you don't have a credit or debit card linked to the account
#1464 [10:01] <TheNoodle> Which would cause your account to become active three to five days later.
#1465 [10:01] <Yavolo> T_T!
#1466 [10:02] <TheNoodle> Yavolo, I don't have any experience with moneybooker, sorry.
#1467 [10:02] <self_slaughter> TheNoodle: ahh ok might be just because i had my payapl linked with my bank account and debit card
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#1469 [10:02] <Yavolo> the transfer should be instant, used moneybooker before when buying a bf2 key
#1470 [10:03] <Yavolo> got it straight away
#1471 [10:03] <mr_sticky> ...any1 have an idea y i can never login?!?!
#1472 [10:03] <Yavolo> i guess its moneybooker i should talk to then
#1473 [10:03] <self_slaughter> Yavolo, how long ago did u buy it?
#1474 [10:03] <Yavolo> 1h
#1475 [10:03] <Yavolo> ago
#1476 [10:03] <self_slaughter> Yavolo, might just take a while to go through then
#1477 [10:04] <mr_sticky> gtg
#1478 [10:04] <Yavolo> alright
#1479 [10:04] <Yavolo> should i get a confirmation mail or something?
#1480 [10:08] <TheNoodle> ?? payment
#1481 [10:08] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1482 [10:08] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#1483 [10:09] <self_slaughter> I didn't get a confirmation email from mojang but it's been a while since i bought it so i don't know if anything has changed
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#1485 [10:09] <RixRip> Hello?
#1486 [10:10] <TheNoodle> Hello RixRip.
#1487 [10:10] <jesseM> when i go to play my game of mine craft I get the black screen i am on a MAC OS X 10.5.8
#1488 [10:10] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#1489 [10:10] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to an update in the version of OpenGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is released. Please be patient, as this is not the fault of Mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS's running the latest version of important software.
#1490 [10:10] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
#1491 [10:10] <RixRip> Is there any especific date that the game would let me be able to change my username?
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#1493 [10:11] <TheNoodle> RixRip, No.
#1494 [10:11] <RixRip> Ok
#1495 [10:11] <RixRip> Thanks
#1496 [10:11] * TheNoodle doesn't think username changes should be avaliable ever.
#1496 [10:11] <jesseM> I ran the fix and and now i cant even login
#1497 [10:12] <mib_k969qv> I have a problem with my game, after some mods when I start multiplayer I just start falling thru the map, can anyone help please
#1498 [10:12] <Yavolo> tx noodle
#1499 [10:12] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_k969qv mods
#1500 [10:12] <VoxelHead> mib_k969qv: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#1501 [10:12] <VoxelHead> mib_k969qv: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1502 [10:12] <mib_k969qv> cool thanks
#1503 [10:13] <jesseM> i was running on 1.9 prerelease just fine but then forced an update and the black screen came
#1504 [10:14] <TheNoodle> So go back to the pre release or wait for 1.9.
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#1506 [10:14] <self_slaughter> ^^^
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#1508 [10:14] <jesseM> i um unsure how to go to the pre release
#1509 [10:15] <sluggo> can I ask a question, I am having a problem with multiplayer, when it starts I fall thru the map, can anyone help please?
#1510 [10:15] <self_slaughter> http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar
#1511 [10:15] <TheNoodle> sluggo, that is normally an indication of a poor connection between you and the server.
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#1513 [10:16] <self_slaughter> thats the .jar file for it, not 100% sure where to stick it on a mac but :/
#1514 [10:16] <TheNoodle> Does it happen on one server, or all servers?
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#1516 [10:16] <TheNoodle> ?? mac/bin
#1517 [10:16] <sluggo> all servers
#1518 [10:16] <TheNoodle> sluggo, one sec.
#1519 [10:16] <sluggo> was that assets web page for sluggo
#1520 [10:16] <sluggo> k
#1521 [10:16] <self_slaughter> nah for jesseM
#1522 [10:16] <TheNoodle> No.
#1523 [10:16] <sluggo> ok
#1524 [10:17] <TheNoodle> Hmm
#1525 [10:17] <TheNoodle> Can't find a canadian server for you to test it on.
#1526 [10:17] <TheNoodle> Mind running a speedtest at http://speedtest.net
#1527 [10:18] <sluggo> np one sec
#1528 [10:20] <jesseM> all worked thanks guys
#1529 [10:21] <sluggo> 15mb here
#1530 [10:22] <TheNoodle> is that down or up?
#1531 [10:22] <sluggo> down
#1532 [10:22] <TheNoodle> heh
#1533 [10:22] <TheNoodle> you should have no trouble.
#1534 [10:22] <sluggo> 1.48 upload
#1535 [10:22] <TheNoodle> Which servers are you connecting to?
#1536 [10:22] <self_slaughter> lol i'm gunna try it now for laugh
#1537 [10:22] <sluggo> I think the mod messed it up, one sec for svr into
#1538 [10:23] <sluggo> info
#1539 [10:23] <sluggo> vitalcraft.mooo.com
#1540 [10:23] <sluggo> are you thinking its the server that's causing the problem
#1541 [10:23] <self_slaughter> 1.78 down 0.87 up
#1542 [10:23] * self_slaughter cries
#1542 [10:24] <sluggo> sorry
#1543 [10:24] <sluggo> we are located in halifax, ns the connection speeds here are pretty good
#1544 [10:25] <Nordwal> hey so I found out something
#1545 [10:25] * TheNoodle giggles
#1545 [10:25] <TheNoodle> Let me get my speedtest...
#1546 [10:25] <Nordwal> I can play minecraft in browser on here http://minecraftforfree.com/play.php
#1547 [10:25] * VoxelHead kicked Nordwal from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ordwal :Banned: Trying to steal)
#1548 [10:25] <self_slaughter> rofl
#1549 [10:26] <TheNoodle> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1225614332.png
#1550 [10:27] <self_slaughter> i'll let you know what i think when it loads lmao
#1551 [10:28] <self_slaughter> hey you're near me
#1552 [10:28] <sluggo> i think the problem is just the mods i tryed to install
#1553 [10:28] <self_slaughter> can i come visit and update my steam games? :P
#1554 [10:29] <TheNoodle> lol
#1555 [10:30] <sluggo> when i go into multiplayer i fall thru the server do you think an updated minecraft.jar would make a difference
#1556 [10:31] <self_slaughter> why the hell does mine try to connect to sydney instead of perth... arghh
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#1558 [10:31] <self_slaughter> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1525273367.png
#1559 [10:31] <self_slaughter> lol yours is ancient cheater
#1560 [10:32] <self_slaughter> just noticed the date at the top
#1561 [10:32] <monsieurc> hello, one last attempt at getting my server working on 1.9, i've managed to stop it crashing but now when i log on to the server it says it's outdated and kicks me out
#1562 [10:32] <TheNoodle> I'm too lazy to do a new one >.
#1563 [10:32] <self_slaughter> :P
#1564 [10:32] <TheNoodle> Just earlier this year :P
#1565 [10:32] <self_slaughter> monsieurc, how did u fix the crashing just out of curiosity?
#1566 [10:33] <self_slaughter> monsieurc, and are you running the same pre release on client and server
#1567 [10:33] <sluggo> would a updated minecraft.jar file help falling thru the server
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#1569 [10:33] <monsieurc> well, i don't know if its a sensible fix but i used my old server and just replaced the minecraft_server.jar file
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#1571 [10:34] <monsieurc> my minecraft game on log in says 1.9 prerelease 3, the server is just 1.9
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#1573 [10:34] <sluggo> would a minecraft.jar help stop falling thru the map
#1574 [10:34] <sluggo> updated
#1575 [10:35] <self_slaughter> try the 1.9 pre 3 server as well
#1576 [10:35] <monsieurc> do you have a link? :)
#1577 [10:35] <self_slaughter> ets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft_server.jar
#1578 [10:35] <self_slaughter> assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft_server.jar
#1579 [10:35] <ShadowBlaze18> hi
#1580 [10:35] <sluggo> do u have a server ip
#1581 [10:36] <ShadowBlaze18> I just bought minecraft but I need help *waits for help*
#1582 [10:36] <ShadowBlaze18> :)
#1583 [10:36] <monsieurc> bingo!!!
#1584 [10:36] <self_slaughter> hurrahh!
#1585 [10:36] <self_slaughter> :)
#1586 [10:37] <self_slaughter> ShadowBlaze18: whats the problem?
#1587 [10:37] <TheNoodle> What's up ShadowBlaze18?
#1588 [10:37] <ShadowBlaze18> hi
#1589 [10:37] <sluggo> can anyone help me with a multiplayer bug
#1590 [10:37] <monsieurc> curious as to why the lastest downloads didn't work for me, worth remembering, thanks buddy!!
#1591 [10:37] <ShadowBlaze18> Yes I have just bought minecraft
#1592 [10:37] <B00shy> Can someone help me with "Out of Memory" bug?
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#1594 [10:37] <ShadowBlaze18> But I can not find the screenshots I took with F2
#1595 [10:38] <TheNoodle> What operating system are you using?
#1596 [10:38] <TheNoodle> Actually, easy mode.
#1597 [10:38] <sluggo> there in minecraft pictures
#1598 [10:38] <ShadowBlaze18> windows 7
#1599 [10:38] <TheNoodle> At the menu there's a button for textures and mods
#1600 [10:38] <TheNoodle> click it and click the button to open the folder.
#1601 [10:38] <ShadowBlaze18> there is no folder for that
#1602 [10:38] <TheNoodle> 'Open texture pack folder'
#1603 [10:39] <ShadowBlaze18> kk
#1604 [10:39] <self_slaughter> open explorer and at the top type: %appdata%\.minecraft\screenshots
#1605 [10:39] <ShadowBlaze18> found em bingo!
#1606 [10:39] <ShadowBlaze18> I have one more question
#1607 [10:40] <ShadowBlaze18> where do I find button 1 and button 2?
#1608 [10:40] <TheNoodle> ...
#1609 [10:40] <TheNoodle> left click and right click?
#1610 [10:40] <self_slaughter> left and right?
#1611 [10:40] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#1612 [10:40] <ShadowBlaze18> ok thanx
#1613 [10:40] <self_slaughter> lmao
#1614 [10:41] <self_slaughter> old mac users would be stuffed
#1615 [10:41] <ShadowBlaze18> thank you I just bought minecraft so
#1616 [10:41] <self_slaughter> i can break shit but i cant build nothing
#1617 [10:41] <self_slaughter> lol
#1618 [10:41] <ShadowBlaze18> lol
#1619 [10:41] <ShadowBlaze18> you need to reset controls
#1620 [10:41] <ShadowBlaze18> to your needs then
#1621 [10:41] <ShadowBlaze18> or get a regualr mouse
#1622 [10:41] <self_slaughter> like a mac user could adjust anything lmao
#1623 [10:42] <ShadowBlaze18> I am so excited because I have hypercam and I can post videos to youtube about minecraft ^ ^
#1624 [10:42] <TheNoodle> lol
#1625 [10:42] <self_slaughter> whats hypercam?
#1626 [10:42] <TheNoodle> Desktop recorder.
#1627 [10:42] <self_slaughter> like fraps?
#1628 [10:42] <RobinJ24> No
#1629 [10:43] <ShadowBlaze18> yes liek that
#1630 [10:43] <RobinJ24> Fraps only records games
#1631 [10:43] <ShadowBlaze18> but it's hypercam
#1632 [10:43] <self_slaughter> :)
#1633 [10:43] <TheNoodle> It's still like fraps robin :p
#1634 [10:43] <ShadowBlaze18> hypercam can record entire screen
#1635 [10:43] <RobinJ24> Hypercam can record everything you do on the computer
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#1637 [10:43] <TheNoodle> Fraps takes dx input.
#1638 [10:43] <ShadowBlaze18> where is button 3?
#1639 [10:43] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle Well yes they both record stuff..
#1640 [10:43] <TheNoodle> Middle click.
#1641 [10:43] <self_slaughter> scroll whell (click in )
#1642 [10:44] <ShadowBlaze18> oh ok thanx
#1643 [10:44] <ShadowBlaze18> middle click will not dig
#1644 [10:44] <ShadowBlaze18> :(
#1645 [10:44] <ShadowBlaze18> nvm
#1646 [10:45] <self_slaughter> left click digs normally
#1647 [10:45] <self_slaughter> just hold it, dont keep clicking
#1648 [10:45] <ShadowBlaze18> thanx got it
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#1650 [10:48] <ShadowBlaze18> I can't find coal
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#1652 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> Can always produce it by placing logs in a furnace.
#1653 [10:48] <ShadowBlaze18> I don't have a furnace
#1654 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> Otherwise, look for natural caves, or places where you can see smooth stone above ground
#1655 [10:49] <ShadowBlaze18> k thanx
#1656 [10:49] <ShadowBlaze18> seems like there are no caves in this world
#1657 [10:50] <self_slaughter> i always seem to set up camp where there is absolutely nothing
#1658 [10:50] <self_slaughter> :(
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#1660 [10:51] <self_slaughter> although in 1.9pre there is all sorts of random glitchy crap underground :P
#1661 [10:51] <ShadowBlaze18> what do I do when there are no caves?
#1662 [10:51] * trekkie1701c [trekkie1701c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1663 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Bash some trees, turn logs into planks, make a workbench. Craft a wooden pickaxe, dig till you find stone, harvest it with the wooden pickaxe
#1664 [10:51] <ShadowBlaze18> stones where?
#1665 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> Dig down far enough, you'll hit stone
#1666 [10:52] <self_slaughter> stone=solid grey looking styff
#1667 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> or look for a mountain or a hill, dig far enough into it, you'll hit stone
#1668 [10:52] <RobinJ24> Or make charcoal
#1669 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> Once you get stone, pick at it, you'll get cobblestone, use that to make a furnace, then charcoal
#1670 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> Just place logs into the furnace, fuel it with planks
#1671 [10:53] <self_slaughter> planks work as fuel now?
#1672 [10:53] <ShadowBlaze18> how do I make a furnance?
#1673 [10:53] <self_slaughter> fill a work bench with cobblestone apart from the middle block
#1674 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> 8 cobblestone along the edges of a workbench
#1675 [10:54] <ShadowBlaze18> k thanx I made a workbench
#1676 [10:54] <self_slaughter> there is a couple of tutorial videos on minecraft.net about how to survive your first night on minecraft
#1677 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> !tutorial
#1678 [10:54] <self_slaughter> worth a quick look just to get the basics
#1679 [10:55] <ShadowBlaze18> yesh
#1680 [10:55] <ShadowBlaze18> thanx
#1681 [10:55] <self_slaughter> i played classic for a couple of days then seen the video on surviving the first night and bought the game instantly after seeing that :P
#1682 [10:55] * mib_jr8z38 [mib_jr8z38@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1683 [10:55] <mib_jr8z38> hello
#1684 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1685 [10:56] <mib_jr8z38> german?
#1686 [10:56] <mib_jr8z38> english?
#1687 [10:56] <TheNoodle> English.
#1688 [10:56] <mib_jr8z38> alright
#1689 [10:56] <mib_jr8z38> I want to host a server for me and my buddy
#1690 [10:56] <mib_jr8z38> I got a Speedport W723V
#1691 [10:56] <self_slaughter> nein das ist nicht sehr gut
#1692 [10:56] <self_slaughter> lol
#1693 [10:57] <self_slaughter> did i get that right? i haven't spoke german in years
#1694 [10:57] <mib_jr8z38> i dont know i only speak a little german lol
#1695 [10:57] <self_slaughter> :P
#1696 [10:57] <mib_jr8z38> Can you help me with my issue?
#1697 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> We can tell you you'll need to port forward 25565/TCP to your internal ip address.
#1698 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> If you need instructions, portforward.com has great walkthroughs
#1699 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> If you need further help, one of us here can assist with a remote desktop tool.
#1700 [10:58] <ShadowBlaze18> how do I make a pickaxe?
#1701 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> ShadowBlaze18 - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Pickaxe
#1702 [10:59] <ShadowBlaze18> I tried putting pure wood and sticks together in an axe form but nothing
#1703 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> Wiki's a great resource
#1704 [11:00] <ShadowBlaze18> thanx
#1705 [11:00] <ShadowBlaze18> I am going to play
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#1707 [11:00] <ShadowBlaze18> bye guys thanx for the help
#1708 [11:00] <ShadowBlaze18> ;)
#1709 [11:00] <self_slaughter> yeah without the wiki you'll be stuffed
#1710 [11:01] <self_slaughter> i still gotta read up on how all the new stuff in 1.9 works lol
#1711 [11:01] <self_slaughter> have fun :)
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#1715 [11:12] <Frustrated> ok so I bought the game and I download the exe file, but when I try to sign in it says can't connect to the server
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#1717 [11:13] <Frustrated> any ideas?
#1718 [11:15] <Frustrated> ok so I bought the game and I download the exe file, but when I try to sign in it says can't connect to the server
#1719 [11:17] <Frustrated> well it says can
#1720 [11:17] <Frustrated> 't connect to minecraft.net
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#1722 [11:17] <JulesRulesYou> hello
#1723 [11:17] <Frustrated> hey
#1724 [11:17] <JulesRulesYou> i cant install the game :(
#1725 [11:18] <Frustrated> me either
#1726 [11:18] <JulesRulesYou> i have bought the game but i cant install the beta or game ........
#1727 [11:18] <Frustrated> says it can't connect to minecraft.net?
#1728 [11:18] <JulesRulesYou> ah at my place it says that java cant conect
#1729 [11:19] <JulesRulesYou> connect *
#1730 [11:19] <RobinJ24> Frustrated: What's your minecraft username?
#1731 [11:20] <Frustrated> ckbaird_123
#1732 [11:20] <JulesRulesYou> JulesRulesYou XD
#1733 [11:20] <RobinJ24> !paid ckbaird_123
#1734 [11:20] <JulesRulesYou> i have paid
#1735 [11:20] <RobinJ24> Hm
#1736 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> Frustrated - Login server is up. What operating system are you on? Are you able to connect to https://login.minecraft.net via your browser? Should say "bad login"
#1737 [11:20] <JulesRulesYou> i can log in but not use the instalation
#1738 [11:20] <Frustrated> it does say that
#1739 [11:21] <Frustrated> and windows 7
#1740 [11:21] <JulesRulesYou> me too
#1741 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> Frustrated - Does your windows username happen to contain a ! mark in it?
#1742 [11:21] <Frustrated> I don't think so
#1743 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Please double check
#1744 [11:22] <Frustrated> how do i check my windows username?
#1745 [11:22] <JulesRulesYou> what about me ? :/
#1746 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Frustrated - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %userprofile% -- what is the folder's name that appears there?
#1747 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Not quite sure what your problem exactly is
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#1749 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> You can log in, but?
#1750 [11:23] <Frustrated> ckbaird
#1751 [11:23] <Frustrated> no !
#1752 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> Frustrated - Then it's your firewall or security software blocking minecraft/java from connecting
#1753 [11:24] <Frustrated> ok so how do I happen to unblock that?
#1754 [11:24] <JulesRulesYou> i can login on http://www.minecraft.net/ but on the webb i cant download it and when i try too use the webbsite game it just crash !!!!!!
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#1756 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> Can either set up an exception for java/minecraft in your firewall, or try disabling it entirely
#1757 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Do you get any error reports?
#1758 [11:24] <jimstapleton> hello
#1759 [11:24] <JulesRulesYou> yea from java
#1760 [11:25] <JulesRulesYou> hi
#1761 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Could you share the contents of an error report to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#1762 [11:25] <JulesRulesYou> ??? sorry
#1763 [11:25] <JulesRulesYou> bad at english
#1764 [11:25] <JulesRulesYou> cant every words XD
#1765 [11:25] <jimstapleton> Quick question, had some free time today, decided to try out MineCraft. I entered my card info, and it said my card couldn't be charged / failure
#1766 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> You get an error report, yes? Could you please copy the text from the error report, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there
#1767 [11:25] <JulesRulesYou> alright
#1768 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> after pressing submit at pastebin.com, give us the address to it
#1769 [11:26] <jimstapleton> I *really* want to try minecraft today, not sure when I'll have a chance again. is the 24 hour block on my card or account?
#1770 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> jimstapleton - What service are you using? Moneybookers or paypal?
#1771 [11:26] <jimstapleton> I can go to the store and grab one of those pre-pay cards to try again
#1772 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> If it's the former, try using paypal
#1773 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> I wouldn't recommend a prepaid card
#1774 [11:26] <jimstapleton> I won't use paypal
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#1776 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> I'd recommend paypal over moneybookers, it's been a lot more reliable
#1777 [11:27] * Simone [Simone@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1778 [11:27] <Simone> ??payment
#1779 [11:27] <JulesRulesYou> sorry cant copy :(
#1780 [11:28] <GreyVulpine> You.. can't?
#1781 [11:28] <self_slaughter> !paid self_slaughter
#1782 [11:28] <JulesRulesYou> nope
#1783 [11:28] <Simone> !paid yavolo
#1784 [11:28] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Do you have a file named hs_err_pid that generates?
#1785 [11:28] <Simone> ARR!!
#1786 [11:28] <Simone> i has
#1787 [11:28] <self_slaughter> lol just wanted to see if it worked for me :P
#1788 [11:28] <jimstapleton> it was probably moneybookers I was using. I went to store -> login ->buy Minecraft -> clicked on visa and then proceed to checkout
#1789 [11:28] <JulesRulesYou> javaw.exe
#1790 [11:28] <self_slaughter> use java.exe instead of javaw.exe
#1791 [11:28] <jimstapleton> I didn't see any options for payment methods
#1792 [11:28] <self_slaughter> javaw.exe has no console output
#1793 [11:29] <JulesRulesYou> wtf .....
#1794 [11:29] <jimstapleton> oh, paypal, bottom right
#1795 [11:29] <JulesRulesYou> ?
#1796 [11:29] <Simone> jim, you used moneybookers too?
#1797 [11:29] <Simone> paid some hours ago, can't login still
#1798 [11:29] <jimstapleton> guessing everything other than paypal is moneybookers?
#1799 [11:29] * mib_j8u6ou [mib_j8u6ou@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1800 [11:29] <Simone> perhaps so
#1801 [11:30] <self_slaughter> if you run it from the java launcher rather then the .exe try somethign like:
#1802 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> jimstapleton - Yes
#1803 [11:30] <jimstapleton> it didn't accept my payment. Is there any way to get in touch with the devs and express intrest in Google pay?
#1804 [11:30] <ajstubbs> Hey I need help running minecraft. I have it installed and it used to open fine but now when I click on it it asks "the publisher caould not be verified. Are you sure you want to run this software? I click run but then nothing happens. It won't let me play in browser either. Please help i want to kill some creepers
#1805 [11:30] <mib_j8u6ou> minecraft only runnign at 4fps?
#1806 [11:30] <self_slaughter> "C:\Program Files\Java\jre7\bin\java.exe" -Xincgc -Xmx1024M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame >log.txt 2>&1
#1807 [11:31] <self_slaughter> ahh too many beers, i need sleep i'm just gunna confuse myself more then others
#1808 [11:31] <self_slaughter> night all
#1809 [11:32] <JulesRulesYou> seya
#1810 [11:32] <JulesRulesYou> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME !?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!
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#1812 [11:33] * Thunder7102 [Thunder7102@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1813 [11:33] <JulesRulesYou> ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
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#1815 [11:34] <JulesRulesYou> do you need like windows 11 for minecraft
#1816 [11:34] <JulesRulesYou> ?
#1817 [11:35] <RobinJ24> windows 11?
#1818 [11:35] <Thunder7102> Uhhh....you mean Windows 8?
#1819 [11:35] <JulesRulesYou> same shit XD
#1820 [11:35] <jimstapleton> OK, I've got a friend with PayPal who will help me. I'll just reimburse them. Thanks for the help!
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#1822 [11:36] <JulesRulesYou> Thunder7102 yea do i need that ?
#1823 [11:36] <RobinJ24> .....
#1824 [11:36] <RobinJ24> You're asking if you need Windows 8 for Minecraft?
#1825 [11:36] * jimstapleton [jimstapleton@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1826 [11:36] <JulesRulesYou> yup
#1827 [11:36] <RobinJ24> ..No.
#1828 [11:36] <JulesRulesYou> i cant play the game on the webbsite
#1829 [11:36] <Damein> robin can you give me the chat link to voxelheads home turf
#1830 [11:37] <RobinJ24> I don't know it
#1831 [11:37] <Damein> dang
#1832 [11:37] <Damein> voxelhead!
#1833 [11:37] <Damein> they have him on mute
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#1835 [11:38] <Damein> kealper
#1836 [11:38] <Damein> there we go sorry bout that
#1837 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> Tired of niggers?
#1838 [11:39] * AuBot kicked DestroyEngland from #minecrafthelp (Reason: estroyEngland :Please keep it civil.)
#1839 [11:39] <JulesRulesYou> can someone plz help me ?
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#1841 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> Tired of nhiggers?
#1842 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> Sick of their monkeyshines?
#1843 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> We are too!
#1844 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> Join Chimpout Forum!
#1845 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> http://www.chimpout.com/forum
#1846 [11:39] <Simone> seriously how long does it take for moneybookers
#1847 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> At Chimpout WE ARE NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS!
#1848 [11:39] <Simone> getting frustrated
#1849 [11:39] <DestroyEngland> I myself am a Mexican!
#1850 [11:40] <Damein> thrae banhammer on destroyengland plz?
#1851 [11:40] <DestroyEngland> Basically, if you are not a NhIGGER and you hate NhIGGERS, we welcome you with open arms!
#1852 [11:40] <DestroyEngland> Join Chimpout Forum today!
#1853 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> !k DestroyEngland
#1854 [11:40] * GreyBot kicked DestroyEngland from #minecrafthelp (Reason: estroyEngland :<Kicks:832>)
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#1856 [11:40] <Damein> ]-_-
#1857 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> !kb DestroyEngland
#1858 [11:40] * GreyBot kicked DestroyEngland from #minecrafthelp (Reason: estroyEngland :<Kicks:833>)
#1859 [11:40] <Damein> yea good job vulpine
#1860 [11:41] <JulesRulesYou> hey greyVulpin can you help ?
#1861 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1862 [11:42] <JulesRulesYou> minecraft i cant play.....
#1863 [11:42] <Damein> grey is there any way you can send voxelhead to ##voxelhead (his home turf)
#1864 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is already in ##VoxelHead
#1865 [11:42] <JulesRulesYou> ??????
#1866 [11:42] <Damein> yea but he doesnt respond and i love talking to bots
#1867 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Oh, I see now, I was asking you to give me an error report...
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#1869 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Damein - Please don't use bots to spam.
#1870 [11:43] <Damein> but i love talking to him
#1871 [11:43] <Damein> hes funny
#1872 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> JulesRulesYou - Were you able to get any sort of error report at all? Any files named hs_err_pid?
#1873 [11:44] * mib_15gmmq [mib_15gmmq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1874 [11:44] <JulesRulesYou> yea on Swedish XD
#1875 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> Please share it with us via pastebin.com
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#1877 [11:44] <xorcon> i need help
#1878 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? ask
#1879 [11:45] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1880 [11:45] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1881 [11:45] * Opeth pokes Damein
#1881 [11:45] <mib_15gmmq> how to advance pixel format for minecarft
#1882 [11:45] <xorcon> with this
#1883 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_15gmmq - Update your video drivers
#1884 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - With what?
#1885 [11:45] <xorcon> please just give me my money back
#1886 [11:45] <JulesRulesYou> i cant copy it :(
#1887 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - Refund policy can be found at minecraft.net/support
#1888 [11:46] <xorcon> or i will call the cops on mojang and sue mminecraft for this and also paypal
#1889 [11:46] <JulesRulesYou> brb
#1890 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh. Good luck with that.
#1891 [11:46] <xorcon> ok
#1892 [11:46] <xorcon> i will right now
#1893 [11:46] <mib_15gmmq> how to update video drivers
#1894 [11:46] <xorcon> lets have babiez
#1895 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_15gmmq - All depends on what video card you have, and on what operating system
#1896 [11:47] <xorcon> i said lets have BABIEZ
#1897 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Leave.
#1898 [11:47] <xorcon> no
#1899 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> !k xorcon
#1900 [11:47] * GreyBot kicked xorcon from #minecrafthelp (Reason: orcon :<Kicks:834>)
#1901 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Yes.
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#1903 [11:48] * mib_mn75mj [mib_mn75mj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1904 [11:48] <mib_mn75mj> im back!
#1905 [11:48] <mib_mn75mj> hello?
#1906 [11:48] <Damein> !check yavolo
#1907 [11:48] <mib_mn75mj> MARIO
#1908 [11:49] <mib_mn75mj> im going to tell my credit card number oh wait mojang stole my money
#1909 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Unlikely
#1910 [11:49] <mib_mn75mj> im in this story to
#1911 [11:49] <Damein> !paid yavolo
#1912 [11:50] <mib_mn75mj> MOJANG
#1913 [11:50] <mib_mn75mj> go check me out on youtube
#1914 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> We're not Mojang. We're community volunteers. We cannot do anything about your account here
#1915 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> File a ticket at minecraft.net/support if you want Mojang
#1916 [11:50] <mib_mn75mj> go check me out on youtube
#1917 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> No
#1918 [11:50] <mib_mn75mj> YES
#1919 [11:50] <mib_mn75mj> YES
#1920 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_mn75mj
#1921 [11:50] * GreyBot kicked mib_mn75mj from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_mn75mj :<Kicks:835>)
#1922 [11:51] <Dalkius> hi
#1923 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Oi. Hi.
#1924 [11:51] <Dalkius> i'm trying to install minecraft, but the installer won't open
#1925 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Operating system? How much RAM do you have?
#1926 [11:51] <Dalkius> i click it, get the windows error 'bong' sound, but nothing happens
#1927 [11:51] <Dalkius> xp
#1928 [11:52] <Dalkius> 2gb
#1929 [11:52] <Dalkius> i've had minecraft installed before
#1930 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> How much RAM is free? Check task manager -> performance
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#1932 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> If it's less than half a gig, minecraft will do that, since it doesn't have enough RAM free
#1933 [11:52] <xarcus> Hey, anyone want to help out with a bug I'm experiencing lately?
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#1935 [11:53] <Dalkius> is ram the physical memory?
#1936 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> Dalkius - Yes
#1937 [11:53] <xarcus> I think I've hit the limit of Mb that Minecraft will take.
#1938 [11:53] <xarcus> My world is at almost 60Mb
#1939 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - What operating system are you on?
#1940 [11:53] <xarcus> Just wondering how I can increase the amount
#1941 [11:53] <xarcus> Windows Vista
#1942 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - 32 or 64 bit?
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#1944 [11:53] <xarcus> 64 I believe.
#1945 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Make sure. Then try uninstalling all java from your system before installing 64 bit java
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#1947 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Java downloads can be found here: http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#1948 [11:54] <xarcus> Righto, cheers. Just when I play, it goes to the 'Saving Chunks' menu then goes blackscreen.
#1949 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> That, may be a sign of a different issue.
#1950 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Got any mods or HD texture packs?
#1951 [11:55] <xarcus> Nope, other than a skin, which has worked fine until now.
#1952 [11:55] <xarcus> I just think it's because I've reached 60Mb on this one world.
#1953 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> Try a different world entirely. if it still doesn't work, delete %appdata%/.minecraft/bin and /resources, then launch minecraft again
#1954 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> Nah, I've seen people with worlds in the hundreds of megs
#1955 [11:56] <xarcus> Ah okay.
#1956 [11:56] <xarcus> Trying out another world, and it appears to be fine.
#1957 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> That world may have an issue with it then. World corruption is a pretty common issue...
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#1959 [11:56] <xarcus> Damn, any way of recovering it?
#1960 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> You may have some luck with either a tool called Chunkster, or a map editor like MCedit
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#1962 [11:57] <xarcus> Alright. I'll have a look.
#1963 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> If it opens in MCedit, you may be lucky and resave it immediately after.
#1964 [11:58] <blazeb> so how many people here know anything about minecraft servers?
#1965 [11:58] <Havanacus> I'm trying to help a friend who uses Windows, but I'm a linux user. How do you launch Minecraft in verbose mode in Windows?
#1966 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> Havanacus - With a batch file. Instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1967 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> blazeb - many of us here do
#1968 [11:59] <Havanacus> Thanks.
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#1970 [12:00] <bamboostew> hello
#1971 [12:00] <Damein> lol vulpine that was a great answer
#1972 [12:00] <Damein> hi
#1973 [12:00] <bamboostew> anyone having issues loggin in
#1974 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#1975 [12:00] <Damein> lemme check
#1976 [12:00] <blazeb> ok so i me and my girlfriend started a server and i was wondering if there was anyway to get that server from my computer to hers, or even get the world to hers so that we can run it on her computer
#1977 [12:00] <Damein> nope
#1978 [12:00] <bamboostew> i cant for some strange reason all the sudden
#1979 [12:00] <bamboostew> keeps saying logon failed
#1980 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> blazeb - yes, just copy the /world/ folder
#1981 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means your username/password is being entered wrong
#1982 [12:01] <Damein> lol
#1983 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Try logging into the website.
#1984 [12:01] <bamboostew> ive redownloaded everything and i have it worked
#1985 [12:01] <xarcus> Odd, appears my world is now working without crashing. Thanks for the help Vulpine.
#1986 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> If you cannot login to the website, try a password reset
#1987 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - heh, fair enough
#1988 [12:01] <bamboostew> for some reason i can get on website but the exe isnt working
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#1990 [12:01] <blazeb> and so when i copy the world folder and start up the server.jar on her computer the world will be the same
#1991 [12:01] <Damein> play in browser?
#1992 [12:02] <Damein> balzeb
#1993 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> bamboostew - try changing your password
#1994 [12:02] <blazeb> sorry?
#1995 [12:02] <bamboostew> i will
#1996 [12:02] <Damein> blazeb do you have a usb stick flash drive whatever you wanna call it?
#1997 [12:02] <blazeb> yep
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#1999 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> blazeb - Yes, once you copy the world over, it'll be that world
#2000 [12:03] <blazeb> awesome thank you
#2001 [12:03] <Damein> yea
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#2003 [12:03] <Damein> vulpine your too fast of a typer
#2004 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you delete the preexisting world before you copy the new one over
#2005 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Years of practice.. and more from MUDding
#2006 [12:03] <bamboostew> oh shit i think someone accessed my account and changed it ...... this is not good at all
#2007 [12:03] <Damein> MUDding?
#2008 [12:04] <Damein> did you give ur password out?
#2009 [12:04] <Keltinray> Damein, pre-graphics MMO
#2010 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> Text based MMOs, way back when you had telnet :)
#2011 [12:04] <blazeb> ok
#2012 [12:04] <bamboostew> never
#2013 [12:04] <Damein> whered keltinray come from lol so like runescape?
#2014 [12:04] <bamboostew> i am a moderator on a big server never have never will
#2015 [12:04] <Damein> wait no not that ooops thinking of mmorpg
#2016 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> Think MMO with no graphics, and everything is text.
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#2018 [12:05] <Keltinray> I'm a lurker. Popping out of nowhere is what I do.
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#2020 [12:05] <Damein> yea sorry forgot that know any good ones that are still up on the internet?
#2021 [12:05] <ClashMaxx> I used to play a few on a BBS back in the day
#2022 [12:05] <bamboostew> um if i log out can i resend my pw to my email
#2023 [12:05] <bamboostew> dont wanna risk it if i log out and get cant get back
#2024 [12:05] <GreyVulpine> bamboostew - You can reset via your email if you go to: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#2025 [12:05] <Damein> keltinray your the kind of stalker people shouldnt talk to right?
#2026 [12:06] <bamboostew> the pw was changed on me somehow
#2027 [12:06] <bamboostew> ah i see
#2028 [12:06] <Keltinray> lurker, not stalker
#2029 [12:06] <shilps> i cant seem to delete my meta-inf folder in win-rar
#2030 [12:06] <bamboostew> lol i read your response wrong
#2031 [12:06] <Damein> sorry lurker
#2032 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> shilps - Minecraft isn't running while you do this, right?
#2033 [12:06] <shilps> yep
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#2036 [12:06] <ClashMaxx> Ok, time for my question
#2037 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> shilps - Double check that you don't have a java process still running.
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#2039 [12:07] <Damein> ok maxx
#2040 [12:07] <ClashMaxx> I quit playing briefly (since 1.7)
#2041 [12:07] <shilps> how do i do that (sorry if i sound stupid)
#2042 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> shilps - What operating system are you on?
#2043 [12:07] <shilps> windows
#2044 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx - Login Failed on the client?
#2045 [12:07] <ClashMaxx> And everytime they do an update, my server won't work anymore
#2046 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> shilps - Task manager -> processes -> check for javaw.exe
#2047 [12:07] <Damein> keltinray know any mmo i can play?
#2048 [12:08] <ClashMaxx> I go to minecraft.net to download the server, but it never works
#2049 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx - Yeah, you gotta update your server manually every time minecraft updates
#2050 [12:08] <ClashMaxx> So how do I update it
#2051 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx - Make sure you're running the latest server, either by replacing the existing binary, or saving the server to a completely new folder and running it
#2052 [12:08] <Damein> greyvulpine has a star beside his name, hes special
#2053 [12:08] <shilps> were do i go for that?
#2054 [12:08] <ClashMaxx> and I also forgot how to find my local ip address from the start button...
#2055 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> shilps - Right click on your task bar or press ctrl-shift-est
#2056 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> er, esc
#2057 [12:09] <Damein> shilps control alt delete on your keyboard
#2058 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx -> start -> type in search bar: cmd
#2059 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> At the black command prompt, use ipconfig
#2060 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> Look for ipv4 address
#2061 [12:09] <ClashMaxx> cmd thanks!
#2062 [12:10] <shilps> ok the javaw.exe is there
#2063 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> shilps - select it, end process
#2064 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> Then try deleting the meta-inf folder again in winrar
#2065 [12:10] <shilps> THANKS!
#2066 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> (minecraft was still running)
#2067 [12:10] <blazeb> ok so i have taken the world folder from my desktop and put it on my girlfriends desktop and tryed running the server on her computer and its a different world, like i dont want to run the server.jar on my computer because it isnt strong enough to do it and hers is
#2068 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> blazeb - Should be the same world. Did you delete the existing world from her computer?
#2069 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Did you place it in the same folder where the server is?
#2070 [12:12] <blazeb> well i dont know where that would be because on my computer the world folder is on my desktop so i just put it there
#2071 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Look where you have the server. The world folder generates in the same spot
#2072 [12:12] <blazeb> oh ok 1 sec
#2073 [12:13] <ClashMaxx> never have a weaker puter than your girlfriends...
#2074 [12:13] <blazeb> lmao i know kinda hard when the girlfriend has rich parents lol
#2075 [12:14] <ClashMaxx> meh, i feel for you now...
#2076 [12:14] <blazeb> ah yes thank you greyvulpine thank you very much
#2077 [12:14] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#2078 [12:17] <ClashMaxx> Looks like I need to port forward again...
#2079 [12:18] <bamboostew> all fixed
#2080 [12:18] <bamboostew> nice chat guys :)
#2081 [12:19] <ClashMaxx> Wow... what's up with the chests?
#2082 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> Lighting's a little buggy.
#2083 [12:19] <ClashMaxx> I have chests sticking out of walls
#2084 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> Erm, huh?
#2085 [12:19] <ClashMaxx> they are all turned one direction
#2086 [12:20] <ClashMaxx> and the chests are black until I open them
#2087 [12:20] <ClashMaxx> and I have a black painting
#2088 [12:20] <ClashMaxx> lol
#2089 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, the chests being black thing is a pretty known bug
#2090 [12:21] <ClashMaxx> Any other major bugs that I will notice?
#2091 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bugs#Chest
#2092 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> There's a small-ish list
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#2094 [12:24] <ClashMaxx> Ok, thanks!
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#2097 [12:30] <_303> GreyVulpine: kickban CumManifold
#2098 [12:30] <_303> it's destroyengland banevading
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#2100 [12:31] <|Kiikun|> Kealper
#2101 [12:32] <CumManifold> Tired of niggers?
#2102 [12:32] * AuBot kicked CumManifold from #minecrafthelp (Reason: umManifold :Please keep it civil.)
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#2105 [12:32] <CumManifold> Tired of nhiggers?
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#2107 [12:32] <|Kiikun|> heya nood.
#2108 [12:32] <mib_f04wpk> how do you download the full version after you buy it
#2109 [12:32] * TheNoodle waves
#2109 [12:33] <TheNoodle> !client
#2110 [12:33] <TheNoodle> Lost voice again >.>
#2111 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> mib_f04wpk: download the client or play via the page.
#2112 [12:33] * VoxelHead kicked CumManifold from #minecrafthelp (Reason: umManifold :Banned)
#2113 [12:33] <TheNoodle> I'll be auto voiced one day!
#2114 [12:33] <_303> thank you Opeth
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#2116 [12:33] <Archaia> Anyone here good with mods?
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#2120 [12:36] <JulesRulesYou> mib
#2121 [12:36] <RightLegRed> Hey, could someone help me fix this problem? I run minecraft and this appears, only on my ubuntu partition http://pastebin.com/udLTEaV3
#2122 [12:36] <JulesRulesYou> right
#2123 [12:37] <JulesRulesYou> sorry need help too
#2124 [12:37] <TheNoodle> GreyVulpine, you around?
#2125 [12:37] <RightLegRed> I was told it was something to do with my drivers, but when reinstalling them nothing else
#2126 [12:37] <TheNoodle> ooh, thanksk for revoice opeth.
#2127 [12:37] <JulesRulesYou> GreyVulpin is not here :(
#2128 [12:38] <TheNoodle> Darn
#2129 [12:38] <TheNoodle> Wanted to grab his steam id >.>
#2130 [12:38] <Ryadine|AFK> I don't know anything about ubuntu, jules, what is your problem?
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#2135 [12:46] <_303> Opeth: kickban tnb
#2136 [12:46] <_303> it's the sameguy
#2137 [12:46] * VoxelHead kicked TNB from #minecrafthelp (Reason: NB :Banned)
#2138 [12:46] <_303> mmzy
#2139 [12:46] <_303> ty*
#2140 [12:46] <Opeth> mnzy
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#2142 [12:47] <mib_0gjl2t> I have a problem with Mod Loader, Can anyone help?
#2143 [12:47] <Ryladine> ??> mib_0gjl2t mods
#2144 [12:47] <VoxelHead> mib_0gjl2t: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#2145 [12:47] <VoxelHead> mib_0gjl2t: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2146 [12:48] <mib_0gjl2t> Thank you VoxelHead
#2147 [12:48] <VoxelHead> any time
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#2149 [12:49] <VoxelHead> bye mib_87g5bg
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#2153 [12:56] <rhonabwy> hey guys whats the new white or green line under my hitpoints?
#2154 [12:57] <Ryladine> The bars on the left are XP and are green default, the ones on the right are hunger
#2155 [12:58] <rhonabwy> since when do i get xp? and how to use?
#2156 [12:59] <TheNoodle> Hasn't been implemented in 1.8.1, wait for 1.9
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#2159 [13:01] <rhonabwy> and for what reason am i unable to consume food?
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#2162 [13:02] <VoxelHead> i like them =)
#2163 [13:04] <VoxelHead> hf Opeth
#2164 [13:04] <|Kiikun|> rhonabwy: you cant eat if youre not hungry
#2165 [13:05] <RobinJ24> rage
#2166 [13:05] <RobinJ24> How do I get to the .minecraft folder in ubuntu?
#2167 [13:05] <TheNoodle> ~/.minecraft i think.
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#2169 [13:05] <mib_xqhmyt> hi
#2170 [13:05] <RobinJ24> But how do I open it? Last time i searched but now I can't choose Show hidden files
#2171 [13:06] <mib_xqhmyt> i joined a server i usually play on and it kicked me for read error and it says end of stream when i try to connecnt restart minecraft didnt work any ideas
#2172 [13:06] <rhonabwy> Kiikun my hunger bar is eexhausted and righklick with a steak in hand doesn't work
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#2174 [13:06] <RobinJ24> I can probably change some search stuff though..
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#2176 [13:07] <TheNoodle> use terminal
#2177 [13:08] <mib_xqhmyt> anyone
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#2180 [13:10] <Razmir> helo
#2181 [13:11] * TheNoodle waves
#2181 [13:11] <Owenthekid> can some1 help me.. after i log in and click on the world and it says buildin terrain the screen goes black
#2182 [13:11] <VoxelHead> Bye razmir.
#2183 [13:11] <mib_xqhmyt> owe try reinstalling minecraft
#2184 [13:12] <Owenthekid> i tried that a few times.. :/
#2185 [13:12] <nickfromgreek> any mods on??
#2186 [13:13] <Owenthekid> no.. i just bought the game a few days ago.. i havent used any mods
#2187 [13:14] <nickfromgreek> what is your computer details system-graphic card
#2188 [13:15] <Owenthekid> not sure.. its a mac..
#2189 [13:15] <nickfromgreek> mac o
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#2192 [13:16] <nickfromgreek> do egain to get black screen wait 5m and see if you get a long error message
#2193 [13:16] <Owenthekid> yea.. its frustratin
#2194 [13:17] <Owenthekid> ok
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#2196 [13:17] <nickfromgreek> if yoy get error paste it here and give me the link
#2197 [13:17] <Owenthekid> ok
#2198 [13:18] <nickfromgreek> at teh pastebin
#2199 [13:18] <nickfromgreek> http://pastebin.com/
#2200 [13:18] <nickfromgreek> paste it here and give me the link
#2201 [13:21] <Owenthekid> nothing yet
#2202 [13:22] <nickfromgreek> try deleting .minercaft (tryied it yet??)
#2203 [13:22] <Owenthekid> yea i tried deleting it and re installing it
#2204 [13:23] <nickfromgreek> have you tried joining multiplayer??
#2205 [13:23] <nickfromgreek> 46.105.254.198:25565 a server i know
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#2207 [13:24] <Owenthekid> yea same thing keeps happening. black screen
#2208 [13:24] <nickfromgreek> it says loging in and black screen??
#2209 [13:25] <Hugo2dog> are u running a mac?
#2210 [13:25] <Owenthekid> no after i pick a world.. yes i am using mac
#2211 [13:26] <Hugo2dog> are you running OS X 10.5.8 or below?
#2212 [13:26] <TheNoodle> Owenthekid, what version of osx are you using?
#2213 [13:27] <Hugo2dog> if its OS X 10.5.8 or below thats your Opengl
#2214 [13:27] <Hugo2dog> downlaod this mod http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/
#2215 [13:27] <Hugo2dog> or play the 1.9 prerelase
#2216 [13:27] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#2217 [13:27] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to an update in the version of OpenGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is released. Please be patient, as this is not the fault of Mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS's running the latest version of important software.
#2218 [13:27] <Hugo2dog> which fixes the problem
#2219 [13:27] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
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#2221 [13:28] <Junzo> Hello
#2222 [13:28] <Junzo> is there somone who can help me ?
#2223 [13:28] <Hugo2dog> #ty wugbot
#2224 [13:28] <nickfromgreek> what junzo
#2225 [13:28] <Hugo2dog> ill try my best junzo
#2226 [13:28] <Junzo> I have original minecraft it was working fine till last time today im trying to log in and it says im not premium x.x
#2227 [13:28] <Junzo> and in profile it says i didnt bought game wth o.o
#2228 [13:28] <Owenthekid> downloading it.. im not sure where 2 find what os x type it is but everytin is updated
#2229 [13:28] <nickfromgreek> check minecraft.net acc
#2230 [13:29] <TheNoodle> Junzo, where did you buy minecraft?
#2231 [13:29] <Junzo> mine net says i didnt bought game
#2232 [13:29] <Junzo> something like ebay
#2233 [13:29] <Junzo> gift code
#2234 [13:29] <TheNoodle> Chances are you got scammed.
#2235 [13:29] <TheNoodle> Only ever buy minecraft from minecraft.net
#2236 [13:29] <Hugo2dog> ebat gidt code = bad
#2237 [13:29] <Junzo> how that can be scammed when i activated it ?
#2238 [13:29] <Junzo> and it worked perfectly till now
#2239 [13:29] <Hugo2dog> fake code
#2240 [13:29] <TheNoodle> They performed a chargeback on the payment
#2241 [13:29] <Hugo2dog> good idea noodle
#2242 [13:29] <Junzo> is that even possible ?
#2243 [13:30] <TheNoodle> Mojang gives them the money back and kills the code.
#2244 [13:30] <TheNoodle> Of course it is, we see people getting scammed by it every day.
#2245 [13:30] <TheNoodle> Tell be Junzo, why would someone sell a minecraft gift code on ebay for less than it costs on minecraft.net?
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#2247 [13:31] <Junzo> im gonna contact this scammer
#2248 [13:31] <Junzo> seriously
#2249 [13:32] * TheNoodle shrugs
#2249 [13:32] <nickfromgreek> and i think you ar report them to the police too :P
#2250 [13:32] <Junzo> people scams everywhere seriously whats wrong with this society
#2251 [13:32] <TheNoodle> And you haven't answered my question.
#2252 [13:32] <peru> this scam should be taught in school :( so nobody falls for this
#2253 [13:32] <Junzo> idk i wasnt even counting
#2254 [13:32] <Junzo> i just picked cheap auction one of many many
#2255 [13:32] <TheNoodle> And they're all scams.
#2256 [13:33] <nickfromgreek> 1m all sites are scamms???
#2257 [13:33] <Hugo2dog> there isnt 1million
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#2259 [13:33] <TheNoodle> Any site selling minecraft that is not minecraft.net is a scam.
#2260 [13:34] <Hugo2dog> true
#2261 [13:34] <TheNoodle> There is NO profit from selling gift codes legit.
#2262 [13:34] <nickfromgreek> because my friend is going to buy minecraft from a german site with paysafe
#2263 [13:34] <Junzo> well sad i lost money. im not buying it again
#2264 [13:34] <TheNoodle> Nope
#2265 [13:34] <TheNoodle> Don't do that nickfromgreek.
#2266 [13:35] <nickfromgreek> i iwll contact him right now
#2267 [13:35] <TheNoodle> ;+ scam Do not buy minecraft from anywhere except for http://minecraft.net Anywhere offering minecraft for less is a scam, anywhere selling it for more is just a bigger scam.
#2268 [13:35] <WugBot> Done.
#2269 [13:35] <almostroot> TheNoodle: There was a period in time where Minecraft codes were being accidentally sold for about a dollar. Also, Alpha codes are generally worth more than Beta codes.
#2270 [13:36] <TheNoodle> I know, but they'll never be sold for less than a beta code.
#2271 [13:37] <almostroot> Still instances of making a profit.
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#2273 [13:37] <TheNoodle> ;- scam
#2274 [13:37] <WugBot> Done.
#2275 [13:38] <Hugo2dog> why is wugbot saying done.?
#2276 [13:38] <almostroot> Hugo2dog: Magic.
#2277 [13:39] <TheNoodle> ;+ scam Do not buy minecraft from anywhere except http://minecraft.net There is a high probability that the gift code you purchase will later be disabled.
#2278 [13:39] <WugBot> Done.
#2279 [13:39] <TheNoodle> Better? :P
#2280 [13:39] <Hugo2dog> lol almostroot
#2281 [13:39] <nickfromgreek> will ever minecraft add paysafe option??
#2282 [13:42] <TheNoodle> ;++ scam ;;This scam is possible because it is possible to perform a chargeback on the payment made for the gift code. This results in the money being transferred back into the buyers account and Mojang disabling the gift code.
#2283 [13:42] <WugBot> Done.
#2284 [13:42] * TheNoodle hugs WugBot
#2284 [13:43] <Hugo2dog> :D
#2285 [13:43] <VoxelHead> ;)
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#2287 [13:44] <Damein> hello peoples
#2288 [13:44] <Damein> voxelhead!
#2289 [13:44] <VoxelHead> :)
#2290 [13:44] <Damein> hows it going vox?
#2291 [13:44] <Hugo2dog> :P
#2292 [13:44] <VoxelHead> I know i know, but i have to be paid in pies but it's nothing sexual.
#2293 [13:44] <almostroot> I am not a peoples. I am a meat popsicle.
#2294 [13:44] <TheNoodle> lol Damein.
#2295 [13:44] <Damein> :)
#2296 [13:44] <Damein> noodle i love voxelhead hes my friend :3
#2297 [13:44] <VoxelHead> and i love you thiiiiiis much: <-------------------------------->
#2298 [13:45] <Damein> :p
#2299 [13:45] <Damein> voxelhead i love you this much <-------------------------------->
#2300 [13:45] <VoxelHead> Yes, but only at the weekend.
#2301 [13:45] <TheNoodle> Poor damein.
#2302 [13:45] <Damein> yes its thanksgiving we all have to love
#2303 [13:45] <Damein> why poor me?
#2304 [13:46] <Damein> wait am i muted?
#2305 [13:46] <TheNoodle> vox can mute you :P
#2306 [13:46] <Damein> is that why it says cannot send to channel
#2307 [13:46] <Damein> noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#2308 [13:46] <TheNoodle> It's because you spam... :/
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#2310 [13:47] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> not cool vox
#2311 [13:47] <Hugo2dog> whats this owner taken/give thing?
#2312 [13:47] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> voxelhead
#2313 [13:47] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> ??> damein win/reinst
#2314 [13:47] <VoxelHead> damein: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2315 [13:47] <VoxelHead> damein: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2316 [13:48] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> ok im not muted
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#2318 [13:48] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> thenoodle
#2319 [13:48] <TheNoodle> ...
#2320 [13:48] <TheNoodle> Hugo2dog, that's your client being confused.
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#2322 [13:49] <TheNoodle> Mibbit thinks +q is owner, but on this irc network it's mute.
#2323 [13:49] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> thenoodle
#2324 [13:49] <TheNoodle> Yes?
#2325 [13:49] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> ##voxelhead
#2326 [13:49] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> o ok am i muted?
#2327 [13:49] <TheNoodle> Vox mutes people when it thinks they're spamming.
#2328 [13:49] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> i was not just trying to talk to the lonely sap
#2329 [13:52] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> noodle? am i talking?
#2330 [13:52] <TheNoodle> Yep
#2331 [13:52] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> ok sweet so i can talk to voxelhead on his home turf?
#2332 [13:52] <TheNoodle> go for it.
#2333 [13:53] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> awesome love talking to bots i dont need any medical help tho so dont worry
#2334 [13:53] <TheNoodle> change your nick :p
#2335 [13:54] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> alright i dont think hell like my new nick how do i make an account like yours?
#2336 [13:55] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> like blue symbol where it shows the list of people on and idling
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#2339 [13:55] <T0mmen> how to downgrade to 1.7.3?
#2340 [13:56] <TheNoodle> there's a tool...
#2341 [13:56] <T0mmen> ?
#2342 [13:56] <TheNoodle> mcsomething
#2343 [13:56] <TheNoodle> :/
#2344 [13:56] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> Mcedit
#2345 [13:56] <T0mmen> how does that help me
#2346 [13:56] <T0mmen> the tool
#2347 [13:57] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> it makes your thing 1.7.3
#2348 [13:57] <TheNoodle> not mcedit
#2349 [13:57] <Acid20> Hey guys. How to look up memos here? or is that going automatically?
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#2351 [13:57] <TheNoodle> woo!
#2352 [13:58] <TheNoodle> mcnostalgia
#2353 [13:58] <VoxelHead> basically, aw... you look so cute
#2354 [13:58] <TheNoodle> T0mmen, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/106402-tool-cyborgs-tools-mcnostalgia-104/
#2355 [13:58] <TheNoodle> Acid20, memos?
#2356 [13:58] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> no its not that i dunna i just heard people say it before so i was thinking its that
#2357 [13:59] <Acid20> yep, memos
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#2359 [13:59] <VoxelHead> mmm mr_pants
#2360 [13:59] <Acid20> e.g.: ;memo send <username> <msg>
#2361 [14:00] <TheNoodle> That sounds like a wugbot command.
#2362 [14:00] <TheNoodle> ;memo send Acid20 Hi there!
#2363 [14:00] <WugBot> I'll pass that on to Acid20 when next he's active.
#2364 [14:00] <TheNoodle> Yep, wugbot.
#2365 [14:00] <TheNoodle> ;help memo
#2366 [14:00] <Acid20> oh okay. So no public cmd
#2367 [14:01] <Acid20> ahh ^^, wugbot is opening a private chat window displaying the memo
#2368 [14:01] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> thenoodle why did voxelhead say mmm mr pants
#2369 [14:01] <Acid20> thx
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#2372 [14:02] <VoxelHead> i like them =]
#2373 [14:02] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> wtf lol
#2374 [14:05] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> thenoodle i need help
#2375 [14:05] <TheNoodle> hmm?
#2376 [14:05] <TheNoodle> Change your nick.
#2377 [14:05] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> how can i make an account on here so my thing is blue like urs and not green?
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#2379 [14:06] <TheNoodle> My name is a different colour because I'm voiced in this channel.
#2380 [14:06] <TheNoodle> Pretty much means I'm trusted.
#2381 [14:06] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> i wanna be trusted :(
#2382 [14:06] <TheNoodle> Step 1) change your nick
#2383 [14:07] <Dameindoesntlikevoxanymore> how? go back to minecraft and go to the support page ?
#2384 [14:07] <TheNoodle> type /nick <name you want>
#2385 [14:07] <Owenthekid> where do i download pre release 1.9
#2386 [14:07] <Damein> yea buddy!
#2387 [14:08] <Damein> now here owenthekid
#2388 [14:08] <TheNoodle> Owenthekid, one sec.
#2389 [14:08] <TheNoodle> http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar
#2390 [14:09] <Damein> now what thenoodle?
#2391 [14:09] <TheNoodle> Type /topic #minecrafthelp
#2392 [14:10] <Damein> kk?
#2393 [14:10] <TheNoodle> It will tell you that we don't support prereleases.
#2394 [14:10] <TheNoodle> :P
#2395 [14:10] <TheNoodle> But anyway, what operating system?
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#2397 [14:11] <Damein> that doesnt help me
#2398 [14:11] <Damein> windows
#2399 [14:11] <TheNoodle> But anyway, what operating system?
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#2401 [14:11] <TheNoodle> Okay, hold down the windows key and press 'R'
#2402 [14:11] <TheNoodle> in the box that comes up type %appdata%/.minecraft/bin and press enter
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#2404 [14:12] <Damein> no i dont want that i want to be a trusted mibbit user
#2405 [14:12] <Damein> thenytangel!
#2406 [14:12] <TheNytangel> O.o
#2407 [14:12] <TheNoodle> Damein, you need to help people and not use mibbit.
#2408 [14:13] <Damein> i have everytime you guys dont answer i do like a person wondered why he couldnt get minecraft working and i told him he wasnt premuim he had to wait a day or something like that
#2409 [14:13] <Damein> his thing is even this
#2410 [14:14] <Damein> !paid yavolo
#2411 [14:14] <Damein> :)
#2412 [14:14] <VoxelHead> :-)
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#2414 [14:14] <Damein> vox not you
#2415 [14:14] <Damein> vox damein or thenoodle
#2416 [14:14] <TheNoodle> Damein, some of us have been here for a while :p
#2417 [14:15] <Damein> lol true that ill be back gotta go do something
#2418 [14:15] <MrEclipso> hi, i have a problem with a order of Minecraft, Who can help me? and please contact me in pvt
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#2420 [14:15] * Damein gives voxelhead a hug
#2420 [14:15] <VoxelHead> UNf.
#2421 [14:15] <TheNoodle> MrEclipso, is there a particular reason why your problem needs to be discussed in private?
#2422 [14:15] <Damein> what does unf mean?
#2423 [14:15] <mib_kl5fw4> my minecraft keeps crashing when it starts up
#2424 [14:15] <mib_kl5fw4> ?
#2425 [14:16] * Damein waves bye to voxelhead
#2425 [14:16] <TheNoodle> Do you get a crash report?
#2426 [14:16] <MrEclipso> because i am not english and i'm confused with all this chat :S
#2427 [14:16] <VoxelHead> Nn
#2428 [14:16] <VoxelHead> *hugs*
#2429 [14:16] <VoxelHead> i do love a good "wavesing"
#2430 [14:16] <mib_kl5fw4> yes i got a crash report
#2431 [14:16] <TheNoodle> Fair enough, check your private messages MrEclipso.
#2432 [14:17] <TheNoodle> mib_kl5fw4, post it here.
#2433 [14:17] <mib_kl5fw4> its long
#2434 [14:17] <TheNoodle> Http://pastebin.com
#2435 [14:17] <Owenthekid> u dont happen to have another link for 1.9
#2436 [14:17] <Acid20> when i try to use this jar executable: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar it gives me: failed to load main-class manifest attribute
#2437 [14:18] <TheNoodle> Acid, you need to put it in your .minecraft/bin folder
#2438 [14:18] <Acid20> >.<'
#2439 [14:18] <Acid20> thx
#2440 [14:18] <TheNoodle> MrEclipso, you should look for a tab with 'thenoodle' in the title.
#2441 [14:19] <mib_kl5fw4> so should i post it here even if its LONG
#2442 [14:20] <TheNoodle> put it on http://pastebin.com
#2443 [14:21] <mib_kl5fw4> kk i'll post the link in a sec thanks TheNoodle
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#2445 [14:23] <Owenthekid> when is 1.9 coming out
#2446 [14:24] <mib_kl5fw4> http://pastebin.com/HB9B6gYN TheNoodle
#2447 [14:25] <mib_kl5fw4> the link is for my error code i get when i try boot up minecraft
#2448 [14:25] <Damein> owenthekid when it does
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#2450 [14:25] <Decoded> i need help
#2451 [14:25] <TheNoodle> !paid MrEclipso
#2452 [14:26] <Owenthekid> thanks for the help everyone
#2453 [14:26] <Damein> with what decoded?
#2454 [14:26] <Decoded> inecraft server
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#2456 [14:26] <Damein> whats the problem with it?
#2457 [14:26] <Decoded> i can join but my friend cant
#2458 [14:26] <Decoded> and it also says server cant keep up
#2459 [14:27] <Damein> is your router or modem open?
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#2461 [14:27] <Decoded> hmm
#2462 [14:27] <Decoded> let me check
#2463 [14:27] <Damein> kk
#2464 [14:28] <Damein> hi opeth
#2465 [14:28] <Decoded> umm i cant find where i check
#2466 [14:28] <Decoded> oh and im using a mac if that helps
#2467 [14:29] <Damein> o i dont know anything bout mac i could help if you were using windows, sorry mate
#2468 [14:29] <Damein> :s
#2469 [14:29] <Decoded> can anyone here help me with mac
#2470 [14:30] <Damein> maybe noodle but i think hes helping some person whos not english
#2471 [14:30] <Decoded> can he be english
#2472 [14:30] <Damein> kealper you there?
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#2474 [14:30] <Damein> hes helping someone who doesnt know english well so he might not be here at the moment
#2475 [14:30] <mib_kl5fw4> cant open the game without it crashing. i get a error message http://pastebin.com/HB9B6gYN can anyone help
#2476 [14:31] <Damein> thenoodle
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#2478 [14:31] <Master_Lyker> hey everyone im new to this whole minecraft thing and i cant play online can someone help me?
#2479 [14:31] <Damein> master_lyker windows or mac?
#2480 [14:31] <Damein> or linux
#2481 [14:31] <Master_Lyker> windows
#2482 [14:31] <Decoded> is it a cracked version?
#2483 [14:31] <Master_Lyker> no
#2484 [14:31] <Decoded> then itshould work
#2485 [14:32] <Master_Lyker> can i give you a youtube link and show you my prob?
#2486 [14:32] <PrinceDPugz> Would a dual core 1.66ghz machine with a gig of ram beat a single core 2.88ghz machine with 512 mb ram
#2487 [14:32] <PrinceDPugz> ?
#2488 [14:32] <Damein> prince i dont know
#2489 [14:32] <Damein> master why wont it work do you know?
#2490 [14:32] <Master_Lyker> no thats why im here
#2491 [14:33] <PrinceDPugz> They both use intel gma onviard gpus >_>
#2492 [14:33] <PrinceDPugz> *onboard
#2493 [14:33] <Damein> did you download minecraft or try playing in browser
#2494 [14:33] <Master_Lyker> downloaded it
#2495 [14:33] <Master_Lyker> here is my problem
#2496 [14:33] <Master_Lyker> this is actually me
#2497 [14:33] <Master_Lyker> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4JCJfmETgw
#2498 [14:33] <PrinceDPugz> Where from?
#2499 [14:33] <Master_Lyker> South Africa
#2500 [14:34] <Master_Lyker> i am a premium member so thats not the problem
#2501 [14:34] <mib_kl5fw4> http://pastebin.com/HB9B6gYN this is the like to the error code
#2502 [14:35] <Decoded> ahh try downloading it it might be your internet
#2503 [14:35] <Decoded> instead of browser
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#2505 [14:36] <Damein> i can tell ur premium from the vid, go to your computer information
#2506 [14:36] <Master_Lyker> i dont use the browser
#2507 [14:36] <Damein> i know
#2508 [14:36] <Master_Lyker> what you mean pc information?
#2509 [14:36] <Damein> hit the start buttong
#2510 [14:36] <Master_Lyker> as in the specs etc?
#2511 [14:36] <VoxelHead> We have no time for these games*~!@%percent!#%percent!@#@^£.
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#2513 [14:37] <Master_Lyker> yeah.....
#2514 [14:37] <Damein> then computer
#2515 [14:37] <Master_Lyker> yeah
#2516 [14:37] <Damein> then system properties
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#2518 [14:38] <Master_Lyker> yeah...
#2519 [14:38] <Damein> and tell me the ram and bit operating system
#2520 [14:38] <Master_Lyker> 4 gigs ram 32 bit
#2521 [14:38] <TheNytangel> ?? os
#2522 [14:38] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#2523 [14:38] <Master_Lyker> Windows 7 premium
#2524 [14:39] <Damein> thenytangel you help master if so im going to go eat my wings and come back
#2525 [14:39] <TheNytangel> I have to use the bathroom
#2526 [14:39] <Master_Lyker> ^^
#2527 [14:39] <Damein> ok
#2528 [14:39] <VoxelHead> =D
#2529 [14:39] <Damein> vox no
#2530 [14:40] <Master_Lyker> so what next?
#2531 [14:40] <Damein> wait thenytangel does he need 64 bit operating system?
#2532 [14:40] <Damein> -_- dang
#2533 [14:41] <TheNytangel> No
#2534 [14:41] <Damein> ok why would it say connection lost connection timed out when he tries to join a server?
#2535 [14:42] <Decoded> Nytangle can you read my pm
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#2537 [14:42] <Damein> master is your friend the one with the server is his server set up through port forwarding?
#2538 [14:42] <TheNytangel> ??> Decoded dont/pm
#2539 [14:42] <VoxelHead> Decoded: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2540 [14:43] <Master_Lyker> i got the server off http://minecraftservers.net/
#2541 [14:43] <Master_Lyker> it isnt my friend or anythign i just wanna play classic minecraft online
#2542 [14:43] <Decoded> alright yoiu can help me with mac minecraft server problems
#2543 [14:43] <Damein> o thats why derp
#2544 [14:43] <Damein> you cant play those classic servers on beta
#2545 [14:44] <Decoded> hello fine ignore me
#2546 [14:44] <Master_Lyker> its not beta its version 1.8.1
#2547 [14:44] <Damein> -_- it is beta trust me
#2548 [14:44] <Master_Lyker> oh ok then, do you have a server in mind then?
#2549 [14:45] <Damein> me i dont have a server, somebody else might that you could try or try playing single player
#2550 [14:45] <Damein> thenytangel
#2551 [14:45] <Master_Lyker> i dont mean play on your server i mean do you know of a server that hosts classic?
#2552 [14:45] <Decoded> hello can someone help me with my mac
#2553 [14:46] <Damein> no there is none thats hosts classic
#2554 [14:46] <Master_Lyker> and survival?
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#2556 [14:46] <Damein> survival means you cant spawn anything you want
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#2558 [14:47] <Master_Lyker> thats fine im so new i dont know any commands
#2559 [14:47] <Damein> it just survival if you change it to the other one thats what you can do and its like classic
#2560 [14:47] <Decoded> no one will hep me
#2561 [14:47] <Decoded> :(
#2562 [14:47] <mib_qali05> how come i can't download it on my computer even if i payed for it
#2563 [14:47] <Damein> decoded nobody is on right now its thanksgiving
#2564 [14:47] <mib_qali05> no its not
#2565 [14:47] <Decoded> it is not thanksgiving
#2566 [14:47] <mib_qali05> no
#2567 [14:47] <Damein> for canadians sorry
#2568 [14:47] <Damein> im canadian
#2569 [14:48] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE canadian? feel these nipples!
#2570 [14:48] <Damein> no voxelhead!
#2571 [14:48] <Damein> lol nipples
#2572 [14:48] <staquix> anyone offer some tips for the out of memory error?
#2573 [14:48] <Thrae> Decoded: OK, what version of OS X do you have?
#2574 [14:48] <Master_Lyker> so what should i do then?
#2575 [14:48] <Thrae> staquix: What's your total RAM? Are you using Windows?
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#2578 [14:48] <staquix> win7 64 6gigs
#2579 [14:48] <Sardonicus> hi I'm back
#2580 [14:49] <mib_t2a95v> can anyone help me with this error? http://paste.ubuntu.com/705005/
#2581 [14:49] <Sardonicus> Thrae, how fast has my connection to be for multiplayer Minecraft?
#2582 [14:49] <mib_nk51wt> why wont my mincraft log on i need help
#2583 [14:49] <Damein> master do you want to play minecraft single player or multiplayer
#2584 [14:49] <Master_Lyker> multi
#2585 [14:50] <Thrae> staquix: OK, try using this batch file -- http://www.minecraft.com/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat , placing it in the same location as Minecraft.exe. It will start with 1GB and go up to 2GB, specifically using 64-bit Java.
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#2587 [14:50] <Thrae> staquix: Whoops that's http://www.matts-hosting.com/thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat
#2588 [14:50] <mib_nk51wt> it says to play offline i have to play online first and why i log on it says error
#2589 [14:50] <VoxelHead> dootie!
#2590 [14:50] * Thrae is still sleepy
#2590 [14:50] <Damein> do you have a multiplayer server to play on?
#2591 [14:50] <Damein> go to bed thrae
#2592 [14:50] <mib_nk51wt> idk
#2593 [14:50] <Thrae> Sardonicus: Depends more on the latency between you and the server you want to play on -- do a traceroute
#2594 [14:51] <Master_Lyker> i tried to get on off a site but clearly that doesnt work. so basically no....
#2595 [14:51] <mib_nk51wt> where i get it :L
#2596 [14:51] <Thrae> Damein: Just got up a little bit ago :D
#2597 [14:51] <Damein> o ok
#2598 [14:51] <staquix> Thrae: still 404
#2599 [14:51] <Sardonicus> Thrae, usually my rate is at 64 kb per second
#2600 [14:51] <Thrae> staquix: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat
#2601 [14:51] <Damein> master do you have a server to play on?
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#2603 [14:52] <xarcus> minecraft wont work for me and i just got it today , i click on it a login screen comes up and when i login it just goes to a black screen and cuts off
#2604 [14:52] <Thrae> Sardonicus: Latency is different, it's measured by commands like ping and traceroute in milliseconds. It's the response time between you and the server.
#2605 [14:52] <mib_nk51wt> link me the 32 bit pls
#2606 [14:52] <staquix> Thrae: thats it thanks. Ill give it a go.
#2607 [14:52] <Master_Lyker> Daemein: i tried to get one off the site but clearly that didnt work, so no not really
#2608 [14:52] <Damein> is it a classic server? or beta server?
#2609 [14:52] <Sardonicus> Thrae, well usually I can't chat and people aren't moving, world isn't loading further and then I'm disconnected lol
#2610 [14:52] <Thrae> Sardonicus: For any online game you want that response time to be below 300ms.
#2611 [14:52] <Master_Lyker> Damein: i tried to get one off the site but clearly that didnt work so basically no
#2612 [14:52] <Thrae> Sardonicus: That could also be a corrupt player file on that particular server.
#2613 [14:53] <Sardonicus> it says read error
#2614 [14:53] <Damein> do you know if the server was classic or beta?
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#2616 [14:53] <Master_Lyker> Damein: here is the server i tried to connect to http://minecraftservers.net/server/2712
#2617 [14:53] <mib_nk51wt> it keeps saying cannot connect to minecraft .net pls help me
#2618 [14:53] <mib_kl5fw4> http://pastebin.com/HB9B6gYN this is the like to the error code
#2619 [14:54] <froglegstew> since the new minecraft version came out, every time I open minecraft it lags, the screen is all black, and it wont start up. HELP!
#2620 [14:54] <Thrae> mib_kl5fw4: Need to update your graphics card drivers.
#2621 [14:54] <froglegstew> How?
#2622 [14:55] <Thrae> froglegstew: What's your operating system?
#2623 [14:55] <Damein> what does it say when you try and join it master
#2624 [14:55] <Master_Lyker> Damein: i cant join it it gives me the time out error i showed you in the vid
#2625 [14:56] <froglegstew> 10.4.11 Mac OS X
#2626 [14:56] <Damein> o ok
#2627 [14:56] <staquix> Thrae: error.log The system cannot find the path specified.
#2628 [14:56] <mib_t2a95v> can anyone help me with this error? http://paste.ubuntu.com/705005/ Ubuntu 11.04
#2629 [14:56] <mib_kl5fw4> ive updated my grafics card
#2630 [14:56] <mib_kl5fw4> graphics card
#2631 [14:57] <Thrae> froglegstew: That's a pretty old Mac OS X version. I know 10.5.8 has problems with OpenGL and Intel chipsets...
#2632 [14:57] <Thrae> ??> mib_kl5fw4 win/dxdiag
#2633 [14:57] <VoxelHead> mib_kl5fw4: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2634 [14:57] <VoxelHead> mib_kl5fw4: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2635 [14:57] <staquix> Theae: is there a spcific version of java i need to download for 64bit?
#2636 [14:57] <Thrae> staquix: Go to http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp and download the offline version of 64-bit and install it.
#2637 [14:58] <Damein> im sorry master but i got to go pick up my daughter from her moms place right now thrae probably could help you after hes finished with the others
#2638 [14:58] <froglegstew> It is really old. I should be updating soon, but is there any way to get around this problem with out updating?
#2639 [14:58] <staquix> Thrae: roger roger
#2640 [14:58] <Thrae> ??> froglegstew mac/10.5.8
#2641 [14:58] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#2642 [14:58] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#2643 [14:58] <froglegstew> thank you!
#2644 [14:58] <Thrae> froglegstew: You can try the mod and see if it works, or go up to 1.9-pre and see if that works
#2645 [14:58] <Master_Lyker> Damein: thanks for you help though much apriciated
#2646 [14:58] <Thrae> 1.9-pre reduces the requirements
#2647 [14:59] <froglegstew> ok i will thank you
#2648 [14:59] <Damein> sorry man it might be bc your internet cant connect to the hosts internet
#2649 [14:59] <Thrae> froglegstew: And if you're going to update, don't update to 10.5.8...at least 10.6 ;)
#2650 [14:59] <Damein> ill quickly see if i can join it
#2651 [15:00] <Damein> yea master its something to do with ur computer its running fine and everything so ask thrae
#2652 [15:00] <Master_Lyker> Damein: aiyt thanks
#2653 [15:01] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: can you let me know when you can help me?
#2654 [15:02] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Hmm, all I can tell you is try disabling Anti-Virus, Firewall, any security software on Windows. Is it all servers or just one?
#2655 [15:02] <Master_Lyker> well i just tried to connect to another server off a diffrent site and it did the same thing Thrae
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#2657 [15:03] <Thrae> Well try disabling your security software.
#2658 [15:04] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: i got Kaspersky and i have told it to trust the program.....i saw a vid on a similar problem..... could it be my port forwarding?
#2659 [15:05] <Thrae> No, port forwarding is only needed if you're running the server yourself. Disable your security software.
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#2661 [15:06] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: hey, i just joined some random server and it worked for a tiny bit then i got Internal Exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read time out
#2662 [15:07] <Thrae> Yes Master_Lyker and something on your computer or network is blocking the connection.
#2663 [15:07] <Thrae> We have to try and eliminate the possibilities
#2664 [15:08] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: whould it be my firewall?
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#2666 [15:08] <Thrae> Possible, which is why I keep telling you to try disabling both your Anti-Virus and Firewall and any other security software.
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#2668 [15:12] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: i turned off my firewall and antivirus and still got the error, i lasted a bit longer on the world but i still got an error
#2669 [15:13] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: OK, you can re-enable those for now if you want. Let's go in a different direction.
#2670 [15:13] <Thrae> ??> Master_Lyker win/reinst/bat
#2671 [15:13] <VoxelHead> Master_Lyker: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2672 [15:13] <VoxelHead> Master_Lyker: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
#2673 [15:13] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: That will clean out Minecraft and let it be re-downloaded. Anything you personally generated will not be touched.
#2674 [15:13] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: alright lemmi try
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#2676 [15:15] <Master_Lyker> reinstalled....opened minecraft.... says updating minecraft......
#2677 [15:15] <Master_Lyker> reinstalled....opened minecraft.... says updating minecraft...... Thrae
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#2679 [15:15] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Yes, it will need to re-download Minecraft as I said.
#2680 [15:15] <xorcon> hello!
#2681 [15:16] <Thrae> xorcon: Yes?
#2682 [15:16] <xorcon> I have a question I went into a new survival map and found pre-built city is that normal?
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#2684 [15:16] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: it rendered a bit more land but still failed
#2685 [15:16] <Thrae> xorcon: Yeah, NPC Villages are part of 1.8 and will be populated in 1.9
#2686 [15:17] <xorcon> hmm I cant seem to find them only found in one map!
#2687 [15:17] <xorcon> and thank you :)
#2688 [15:17] <brandonshort> i ordered mind craft but they took payment and it wont work whats wrong???????????
#2689 [15:18] <Thrae> brandonshort: The game won't work or it still says you're not Premium?
#2690 [15:18] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: OK, one sec
#2691 [15:18] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Are you using Windows XP, Vista, 7?
#2692 [15:18] <brandonshort> no i tried to down load and get a err
#2693 [15:19] <brandonshort> windows xp
#2694 [15:19] <Thrae> brandonshort: You tried to download the launcher and get an error? Are you using Internet Explorer?
#2695 [15:19] <RightLegRed> Anyone mind helping me fix an issue with minecraft on my Ubuntu partition spewing this? http://pastebin.com/CiXFhHqU
#2696 [15:19] <RightLegRed> I was told something to do with my drivers
#2697 [15:19] <RightLegRed> But it doesn't matter if they're off, on, halfway installed or upside down, they don't seem to wkr
#2698 [15:19] <RightLegRed> work*
#2699 [15:19] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Try switching to Sun Java 6 -- it's failing in your kernel
#2700 [15:20] <brandonshort> sant get store comp games to work too
#2701 [15:20] <xorcon> is there a certain area that the NPC villages are in?
#2702 [15:20] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Oh wait, it's actually failing in fglrx_dri.so+0x19cb053, which is the ATI proprietary drivers....when's the last time you updated them?
#2703 [15:20] <RightLegRed> If I did it correctly, 30minutes ago
#2704 [15:20] <Thrae> xorcon: Random-- http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/NPC_Villages
#2705 [15:21] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: windows 7 premium
#2706 [15:21] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Use MSCONFIG to disable all Startup programs and see if it allows you to connect -- http://netsquirrel.com/msconfig/msconfig_win7.html
#2707 [15:21] <xorcon> sorry for asking something that has prob been asked 1 mil times already, I love Minecraft!
#2708 [15:22] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: wil it permenantly disable all start up programs?
#2709 [15:22] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Hmm, did you update them directly from ATI or did you use the repo?
#2710 [15:22] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: No, it's not permanent
#2711 [15:22] <brandonshort> so anyone tell me how to connect.......
#2712 [15:22] <RightLegRed> I did it manually
#2713 [15:22] <RightLegRed> So wget http://www2.ati.com/drivers/linux/ati-driver-installer-11-9-x86.x86_64.run
#2714 [15:22] <RightLegRed> kind of thing
#2715 [15:22] <Thrae> brandonshort: What do you mean, "can't get store comp games to work" What "store comp games"? You mean games you buy from a store?
#2716 [15:23] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Did you follow https://help.ubuntu.com/community/BinaryDriverHowto/ATI ? That has instructions on using the Hardware Drivers manager
#2717 [15:23] <RightLegRed> yeah
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#2719 [15:24] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Try using the Hardware Drivers manager
#2720 [15:24] <RightLegRed> but that is an old guide
#2721 [15:24] <brandonshort> yea i bought one to see if it would work nope do i need to install something frist?????????? help
#2722 [15:24] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: alright
#2723 [15:24] <Ghiz> Hey guys, haven't played mc since like a year ago but really getting into it again. Could anyone link me a good mobtrap/grinder design? :)
#2724 [15:24] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Even if it's an old guide Ubuntu still has a way to install the drivers for you pre-compiled -- try doing that
#2725 [15:25] <Thrae> brandonshort: OK, what's your Minecraft username?
#2726 [15:25] <RightLegRed> I seem to have uninstalled most of my system settings stuff
#2727 [15:25] <brandonshort> brandonshort
#2728 [15:25] <Thrae> !paid brandonshort
#2729 [15:25] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: nope same thing
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#2731 [15:25] <Thrae> brandonshort: You don't have a Premium account yet. How long ago did you buy Minecraft?
#2732 [15:26] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Did you disable *everything* ?
#2733 [15:26] <brandonshort> well ill be back
#2734 [15:26] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: Wait...did you reboot?
#2735 [15:26] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: no only some things lemmi disable all
#2736 [15:26] <Luigi> hi
#2737 [15:26] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: These are programs that are loaded on startup -- you need to reboot for the change to take effect
#2738 [15:26] <Luigi> how i play free games
#2739 [15:27] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: In the General tab, select "Diagnostic Startup"
#2740 [15:27] <Luigi> hello?
#2741 [15:27] <Thrae> Luigi: http://www.minecraft.net , go to Classic
#2742 [15:27] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: alright lemmi reboot
#2743 [15:27] <Luigi> help
#2744 [15:28] <Thrae> <Luigi> how i play free games <-- http://www.minecraft.net , go to Classic
#2745 [15:28] <Luigi> where classic
#2746 [15:28] <Luigi> go where games
#2747 [15:28] <Thrae> Luigi: http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play and http://www.minecraft.net/classic/list
#2748 [15:29] <Thrae> RightLegRed: Reinstall the stuff you uninstalled
#2749 [15:29] <Luigi> ok
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#2751 [15:29] <Luigi> lol
#2752 [15:30] <Luigi> ok im bearly getting it
#2753 [15:30] <Ghiz> What's the best mobgrinder design right now?
#2754 [15:30] <Luigi> its still loding
#2755 [15:30] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: nope :(
#2756 [15:30] <Luigi> how i make tat face
#2757 [15:31] <Luigi> :Onvm
#2758 [15:31] <Luigi> how long this thing takes:(
#2759 [15:32] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: In MSCONFIG are you on "Diagnostic Startup"?
#2760 [15:32] <Master_Lyker> Master_Lyker: yes
#2761 [15:32] <Sardonicus> Thrae?
#2762 [15:32] <Luigi> Threa how long it takes
#2763 [15:32] <staquix> Thrae: that was it i had the wrong java installed .. thanks a bunch for your help
#2764 [15:32] <Sardonicus> Thrae, why is the world so complicated?
#2765 [15:32] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: yes
#2766 [15:32] <Luigi> threa
#2767 [15:32] <Luigi> how long it takes loding
#2768 [15:32] <Sardonicus> Luigi, it is Thrae not Threa....
#2769 [15:33] <Luigi> oooooooooooo
#2770 [15:33] <Thrae> People, please, I can only type and think so fast
#2771 [15:33] <Sardonicus> :)
#2772 [15:33] <VoxelHead> -_-
#2773 [15:33] <Sardonicus> We need more Thraes
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#2775 [15:33] <Master_Lyker> agreed
#2776 [15:33] <nekronuke> Lol
#2777 [15:33] <Gurkenglas> Hi, where can I get help with the BuildCraft mod?
#2778 [15:33] <staquix> thanks mario *big thumbs up*
#2779 [15:33] <Luigi> how long it takes Threa
#2780 [15:33] <nekronuke> THRAE
#2781 [15:33] <Luigi> wait wrong
#2782 [15:33] <nekronuke> Its THRAE
#2783 [15:33] <Luigi> Thrae
#2784 [15:33] <Luigi> ok
#2785 [15:34] <Luigi> shesh
#2786 [15:34] <Thrae> Luigi: Go to http://www.java.com/en/download/testjava.jsp , is Java working and what's the version it reports?
#2787 [15:34] <staquix> haha
#2788 [15:34] <nekronuke> Tee aech are ae ee
#2789 [15:34] <VoxelHead> call them, and tell them we're going to blow them up!
#2790 [15:34] <Thrae> ??> Gurkenglas mods
#2791 [15:34] <VoxelHead> Gurkenglas: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#2792 [15:34] <VoxelHead> Gurkenglas: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2793 [15:34] <Gurkenglas> kthxbai
#2794 [15:34] <Master_Lyker> too much cheeseburger.com for you
#2795 [15:34] <Thrae> Master_Lyker: OK, go ahead and select "Normal Startup" and reboot again
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#2797 [15:35] <Luigi> ok im onig it
#2798 [15:35] <Gurkenglas> Nah, not from there
#2799 [15:35] <Master_Lyker> Thrae: aiyt........ will be a little longer gotta go shower quick
#2800 [15:35] <Luigi> im doing it Thrae
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#2802 [15:35] <Ghiz> What was Master_Lykers problem?
#2803 [15:36] <Thrae> Luigi: I need to know if Java works and what the version of Java is
#2804 [15:36] <Thrae> Ghiz: Can't connect to any multiplayer server
#2805 [15:36] <Thrae> Ghiz: Well actually he can connect, but then he gets booted after a couple of minutes
#2806 [15:36] <Luigi> idk yet i put java with goggle chorm
#2807 [15:36] <Ghiz> kk, has he tried opening some ports or something?
#2808 [15:37] <Thrae> Luigi: Did you go to http://www.java.com/en/download/testjava.jsp
#2809 [15:37] <Luigi> ok put the classic website again Thrae
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#2811 [15:37] <Thrae> Ghiz: Hmm, seems to be a common misconception that you need to forward/open ports, which you don't -- only if you're RUNNING a server
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#2815 [15:42] <Luigi> help
#2816 [15:42] <Thrae> Luigi: What version of Java shows up on http://www.java.com/en/download/testjava.jsp ?
#2817 [15:43] <Luigi> java and google crhome
#2818 [15:44] <Luigi> Thrae
#2819 [15:44] <Thrae> Luigi: You're not answering my question. I need a number.
#2820 [15:44] <Luigi> hold up
#2821 [15:44] <VoxelHead> hold up... hup
#2822 [15:44] <Luigi> its taking forever
#2823 [15:45] <Luigi> ok Thrae its 6.0
#2824 [15:45] <Luigi> its tat good
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#2826 [15:46] <Luigi> Thrae?
#2827 [15:46] <Thrae> Luigi: That doesn't sound right. What's it say on http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2828 [15:46] <Luigi> it says 6>0
#2829 [15:46] <Luigi> 6.0
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#2831 [15:47] <Thrae> Luigi: Please be patient. I can't respond in less than a minute all the time.
#2832 [15:47] <Luigi> ok
#2833 [15:47] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: back.......)
#2834 [15:47] <Thrae> Luigi: That doesn't sound right. What's it say on http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2835 [15:47] <Thrae> ??> Master_Lykar win/dxdiag
#2836 [15:47] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2837 [15:47] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2838 [15:47] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Follow those instructions so we can take a look at your hardware.
#2839 [15:47] <Luigi> hold up
#2840 [15:48] <Luigi> version 6
#2841 [15:48] <Luigi> and update 27
#2842 [15:48] <Thrae> Luigi: OK, so can you load http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play now?
#2843 [15:49] <Master_Lykar> VoxelHead: windows r isnt working
#2844 [15:49] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Windows Key + R
#2845 [15:49] <Thrae> ?? win/key
#2846 [15:49] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2847 [15:49] <Luigi> its loding
#2848 [15:49] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: yes tried that
#2849 [15:49] <Thrae> Luigi: Give it 10 minutes.
#2850 [15:49] <Master_Lykar> oh its the right windows key
#2851 [15:50] <RobinJ24> English keyboards dont have the Fn button?
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#2853 [15:51] <nekronuke> Some do
#2854 [15:51] <nekronuke> Not all
#2855 [15:51] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: http://pastebin.com/WeEeU3eK
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#2857 [15:52] <Thrae> RobinJ24: Fn button is normally found on laptops, not desktop keyboards. The official location of the Windows Key is next either the left Alt or left Ctrl key, but it's moved around sometimes
#2858 [15:52] <LuigiIce> Help
#2859 [15:52] <LuigiIce> im luigi
#2860 [15:52] <nekronuke> What
#2861 [15:52] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE luigi? feel these nipples!
#2862 [15:52] <TheNoodle> ....
#2863 [15:52] <nekronuke> XD
#2864 [15:52] <TheNoodle> lol
#2865 [15:52] <LuigiIce> but i got froze
#2866 [15:52] <nekronuke> A samantha bot?
#2867 [15:52] <RobinJ24> The fn key is always on normal Swedish keyboards
#2868 [15:53] <LuigiIce> Thrae still help
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#2870 [15:53] <nekronuke> English keyboard=\=swedish keyboard
#2871 [15:53] <nekronuke> Oi luigiice give him a bit
#2872 [15:54] <LuigiIce> huh
#2873 [15:54] <Sardonicus> yes same here
#2874 [15:54] <nekronuke> Be quiet snd let the man think
#2875 [15:54] <Thrae> LuigiIce: I can't help you if you don't follow directions. I told you to wait 10 minutes.
#2876 [15:54] <Master_Lykar> you seem a little impacient LuigiIce give him some time he only human
#2877 [15:54] <LuigiIce> ik
#2878 [15:54] <LuigiIce> but something its wrong
#2879 [15:54] <LuigiIce> it keeps on frozing
#2880 [15:54] <nekronuke> Oh really
#2881 [15:54] <Sardonicus> Luigi, where's Mario? haha
#2882 [15:54] <VoxelHead> The grotesque monster-boy avoids the issues! just what does he plan on doing about the size of [z]2's giant head? If I am elected, [z]2's head will be removed, and filled with salted nuts!
#2883 [15:55] <nekronuke> ………
#2884 [15:55] <LuigiIce> ok Luigi left
#2885 [15:55] <LuigiIce> ok
#2886 [15:55] <LuigiIce> :)
#2887 [15:55] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Yeah, as I thought -- looks like you haven't used Windows Update in a long time. Go into Control Panel and use Windows Update, get all the critical and recommended updates. This will take a while since you're so out-of-date, but there's a good chance it'll fix your problem.
#2888 [15:55] <LuigiIce> :D
#2889 [15:55] <VoxelHead> =)
#2890 [15:55] <LuigiIce> lol
#2891 [15:55] <LuigiIce> :P
#2892 [15:55] <nekronuke> Stop
#2893 [15:55] <LuigiIce> lol
#2894 [15:56] <LuigiIce> lol
#2895 [15:56] <LuigiIce> LOL LOL:P
#2896 [15:56] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: you right, i find the update utterly pointless..... .but let me give it a try
#2897 [15:56] <LuigiIce> lol
#2898 [15:56] <nekronuke> Luigiice stop
#2899 [15:56] <RobinJ24> ©
#2900 [15:56] <LuigiIce> ok
#2901 [15:56] <RobinJ24> Whoa I'm learning stuff about alt gr...
#2902 [15:56] <RobinJ24> didnt know I could type the copyright sign like that
#2903 [15:56] <LuigiIce> :(
#2904 [15:57] * VoxelHead gets out a board game for Luigiice
#2904 [15:57] <nekronuke> √(°Π°)~*
#2905 [15:57] <LuigiIce> board game?
#2906 [15:57] <LuigiIce> huh
#2907 [15:57] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Pointless? It's for the stability of the computer. Updating your computer, especially getting Service Pack 1, is like upgrading from Vista Service Pack 2 to Windows 7 -- there's that much change in the system.
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#2909 [15:57] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: i understand that but i notice when i update my pc gets slower and slower
#2910 [15:58] <LuigiIce> wats get out a board game
#2911 [15:58] <nekronuke> LuigiIce: you dont know what a boardgame is?
#2912 [15:58] <Master_Lykar> LuigiIce: he means he gave you a imaginary board game to play to keep you entertained while you wait for an answer
#2913 [15:58] <LuigiIce> i new
#2914 [15:58] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: There could be any number of reasons for that. The update itself doesn't cause the slowdown.
#2915 [15:58] <LuigiIce> ok
#2916 [15:59] <Thrae> You're also opening your computer to a lot of serious viruses by not updating, ones which Kaspersky or any Anti-Virus can't protect you
#2917 [15:59] <LuigiIce> huh
#2918 [15:59] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: oh ok....... well its busy updating ill let you know....
#2919 [15:59] <Thrae> LuigiIce: OK, what's the error you're getting?
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#2921 [15:59] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Sure, I'll still be here after your next 10 or so reboots ;)
#2922 [15:59] <LuigiIce> idk hold up
#2923 [15:59] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: lol
#2924 [16:00] <LuigiIce> send me the classic games again Thrae
#2925 [16:00] <nekronuke> ... what were you doing while yiu waited >_<
#2926 [16:00] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: from?
#2927 [16:00] <nekronuke> *you
#2928 [16:00] <Master_Lykar> me?
#2929 [16:00] <keret> i downloaded the game but for some reason i couldnt find the game on my hard driv e and can u aslo downloaded it a again and how?
#2930 [16:01] <LuigiIce> Thrae send me the website again to classic games
#2931 [16:01] <nekronuke> Its on minecraft.net
#2932 [16:01] <nekronuke> >_>
#2933 [16:02] <LuigiIce> i got roblox but i cant play games
#2934 [16:02] <LuigiIce> so i left roblox to minecraft
#2935 [16:02] <Master_Lykar> oh Thrae thanks for being helpful and pacient
#2936 [16:02] <nekronuke> What do you mean you cant play games?
#2937 [16:03] <LuigiIce> lol:Plol:Plol:P
#2938 [16:03] <Master_Lykar> your a bit nurotic LuigiIce
#2939 [16:03] <nekronuke> Thats not an answer
#2940 [16:04] <LuigiIce> ok?
#2941 [16:04] <Master_Lykar> true but it made me feel better :)
#2942 [16:04] <nekronuke> What do you mean you cant play games
#2943 [16:04] <LuigiIce> im new i barly made it here for 2 days
#2944 [16:04] <Thrae> LuigiIce: http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play , seriously, bookmark it or something
#2945 [16:04] <nekronuke> What?
#2946 [16:04] <nekronuke> ^^
#2947 [16:04] <LuigiIce> ok
#2948 [16:04] <VoxelHead> :)
#2949 [16:05] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: It'd also update your video card drivers from www.nvidia.com while you're at it -- should get a FPS increase with 2011 drivers
#2950 [16:05] <Thrae> As well as better compatibility and new features
#2951 [16:05] <nekronuke> What is this
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#2953 [16:06] <Luigi> help
#2954 [16:06] <Master_Lykar> i downloaded one driver update out of 3 but im upgrading soon to an i7 cpu and a motherboard so ill have to reformat my hdd so its slightly pointless
#2955 [16:06] <Luigi> did Thrae left
#2956 [16:07] <nekronuke> Then why are you here?
#2957 [16:07] <Luigi> ihuh
#2958 [16:07] <nekronuke> Not you
#2959 [16:07] <nekronuke> Shoosg
#2960 [16:07] <VoxelHead> Shooooooosg
#2961 [16:07] <Luigi> still helo
#2962 [16:07] <nekronuke> *shoosh
#2963 [16:07] <Luigi> help
#2964 [16:07] <Luigi> need again
#2965 [16:07] <Thrae> Luigi: Seriously I'm getting tired of you closing the window and coming back and saying "help" immediately -- remember we are volunteers and reserve the right to help, or not help, anyone you choose.
#2966 [16:07] <Luigi> its not me i get froze
#2967 [16:07] <Thrae> Luigi: You keep asking for help instead of explaining, in proper English, what's wrong.
#2968 [16:08] <Thrae> Is English your second language?
#2969 [16:08] <Luigi> no spanish
#2970 [16:08] <TheNoodle> hmmm.
#2971 [16:08] <Luigi> i speak spnish and english
#2972 [16:08] <nekronuke> He means spanish is his primary
#2973 [16:08] <Thrae> Does anyone here speak Spanish?
#2974 [16:08] <Luigi> me
#2975 [16:09] <TheNoodle> Luigi, message me your problem in spanish please.
#2976 [16:09] <Thrae> Someone other than you, Luigi
#2977 [16:09] <nekronuke> Other than you silly heh
#2978 [16:09] <TheNoodle> ^_^
#2979 [16:09] <VoxelHead> =D
#2980 [16:10] <Luigi> ok i cant play i have error
#2981 [16:10] <Luigi> wait opps wrong langugage
#2982 [16:10] <nekronuke> Derp
#2983 [16:10] <Luigi> necesito ayuda
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#2985 [16:11] <Luigi> Thrae ok
#2986 [16:11] <TheNoodle> En la sección llamada "thenoodle 'describir el problema.
#2987 [16:11] <Thrae> Luigi: No habla espanol. Habla TheNoodle.
#2988 [16:12] * GreyMatter [GreyMatter@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2989 [16:12] <Luigi> si habla espanol
#2990 [16:13] <Luigi> lol
#2991 [16:13] <Luigi> hahaha
#2992 [16:13] <VoxelHead> You will open your eyes... you have to breathe sometime.
#2993 [16:13] <Luigi> necesidad
#2994 [16:13] <GreyMatter> http://paste.ubuntu.com/705005/ <<<error I am getting please help
#2995 [16:13] <Luigi> plz dinero
#2996 [16:13] <Luigi> es broma
#2997 [16:13] <Luigi> lol
#2998 [16:13] <TheNoodle> ...
#2999 [16:13] <TheNoodle> lol
#3000 [16:13] <Luigi> enviarme el sitio web de juegos Thrae clssic nuevo
#3001 [16:14] <Thrae> GreyMatter: Hmm that could be a few things -- are you using Sun Java or OpenJDK? And are you on the binary/proprietary/restricted drivers for an ATI or Nvidia chipset?
#3002 [16:14] <Luigi> lol
#3003 [16:14] <Luigi> helpThrae
#3004 [16:15] <Luigi> pero no dejes que se congeló de nuevo
#3005 [16:15] <TheNoodle> el sitio que usted necesita? El sitio para los clásicos de Minecraft?
#3006 [16:15] <Sardonicus> HEY NOODLE
#3007 [16:15] <GreyMatter> I just updated java this morning, but the game started crashing about an hour ago
#3008 [16:15] <Luigi> i just chnge
#3009 [16:15] <Luigi> ICC
#3010 [16:15] * TheNoodle waves
#3010 [16:15] <Luigi> wat the heck
#3011 [16:16] * Sardonicus loves Noodle
#3011 [16:16] <Sardonicus> Noodle and Pesto
#3012 [16:16] <Luigi> icc
#3013 [16:16] <Thrae> GreyMatter: Ok, do you have an ATI or Nvidia chipset?
#3014 [16:16] <Luigi> still update java but its froze
#3015 [16:16] <Thrae> GreyMatter: ATI or Nvidia chipset in your graphics card
#3016 [16:17] <TheNoodle> Luigi, Juego clásico de Minecraft?
#3017 [16:17] <GreyMatter> ATI
#3018 [16:17] <Luigi> yes
#3019 [16:17] <GreyMatter> lspci | grep VGA && glxinfo | grep -w 'direct\|OpenGL' 01:00.0 VGA compatible controller: ATI Technologies Inc RV410 [Radeon X700 (PCIE)] direct rendering: Yes OpenGL vendor string: Mesa Project OpenGL renderer string: Software Rasterizer OpenGL version string: 2.1 Mesa 7.10.2 OpenGL shading language version string: 1.20 OpenGL extensions:
#3020 [16:17] <Luigi> TheNoodle
#3021 [16:17] <Luigi> yes classic games
#3022 [16:17] <Scott> Kealper: http://minecraftirc.net/forum-22.html
#3023 [16:17] <TheNoodle> Okay, he's playing minecraft classic and it keeps freezing.
#3024 [16:17] <Luigi> its tat the website
#3025 [16:18] <Luigi> yep
#3026 [16:18] <Thrae> GreyMatter: OK, are you using the binary drivers available through the Hardware Manager? ATI's own drivers? That info doesn't actually tell me
#3027 [16:18] <Luigi> it keeps on frezing
#3028 [16:18] <Kealper> Scott: i'll get my minions to begin populating it
#3029 [16:19] <Scott> You will need to get them to register and then have me give them access to post there.
#3030 [16:19] <Luigi> still need help
#3031 [16:19] <Thrae> Scott: Thanks for setting that up -- you're awesome :)
#3032 [16:19] <GreyMatter> I do not know Thrae, how could I find out
#3033 [16:19] <Thrae> GreyMatter: Follow the instructions on https://wiki.ubuntu.com/BinaryDriverHowto/ATI
#3034 [16:20] <GreyMatter> Thank you BRB
#3035 [16:20] <Thrae> GreyMatter: Unless you specifically requested it during install, if that's even an option anymore, it'll use the open source drivers by default
#3036 [16:20] <Luigi> bye
#3037 [16:20] <Scott> Thrae: You should register
#3038 [16:21] <Scott> There is a forum for FAQs and a forum to note down issues with minecraft that cannot be resolved.
#3039 [16:21] <Thrae> Scott: I'm doing so now
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#3043 [16:23] <Luigi> ok it keeps on frezzing
#3044 [16:23] <TheNoodle> done \o/
#3045 [16:23] <Luigi> no it frezze
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#3047 [16:23] <Luigi> again
#3048 [16:24] * TheNoodle feels like he should have registered with +TheNoodle after seeing other usernames >.>
#3048 [16:24] <Scott> You can't.
#3049 [16:24] <Scott> I have blocked those characters
#3050 [16:24] <Kealper> TheNoodle: that gets added by Scott
#3051 [16:24] <Scott> The @ and + are prefixes
#3052 [16:24] <Scott> You have + now
#3053 [16:24] <Scott> but your username is the same ;)
#3054 [16:24] <Luigi> TheNoodle help
#3055 [16:24] <TheNoodle> ^_^
#3056 [16:24] <VoxelHead> ;)
#3057 [16:24] <Luigi> ok :)
#3058 [16:24] <TheNoodle> Anyone know how to fix classic freezing?
#3059 [16:25] <Scott> http://minecraftirc.net/user-14.html see!
#3060 [16:25] <Kealper> TheNoodle: what kind of freezing? like game locking up?
#3061 [16:25] <Luigi> it frezze here and the game
#3062 [16:25] <TheNoodle> "If it costs less than on minecraft.net it's a scam." :D
#3063 [16:25] <Luigi> huh?
#3064 [16:25] <Kealper> hmm...
#3065 [16:26] <TheNoodle> Luigi, se detiene el juego de responder?
#3066 [16:26] <Luigi> huh
#3067 [16:26] <Scott> It is not advised that you buy the game from anywhere but minecraft.net. Resellers often use stolen payment methods which get your account status revoked.
#3068 [16:26] <Luigi> it still doesnt respond
#3069 [16:26] <Kealper> Luigi: what is your computer's specs? do you know off-hand?
#3070 [16:26] <Scott> Thrae: Did you register?
#3071 [16:26] <Luigi> huh
#3072 [16:26] <Luigi> im 11
#3073 [16:27] <Kealper> Luigi: i'll take that as a no then, follow the instructions that a user called VoxelHead is about to tell you
#3074 [16:27] <Luigi> i dont know computers but my computer is 1995
#3075 [16:27] <Thrae> TheNoodle: Same thing as Beta -- reinstall Java (just had Luigi update), try different browsers, check video card drivers, check security software, etc.
#3076 [16:27] <Kealper> ??> Luigi win/dxdiag
#3077 [16:27] <VoxelHead> Luigi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3078 [16:27] <VoxelHead> Luigi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3079 [16:27] <Thrae> Scott: Indeed I did
#3080 [16:27] <Luigi> huh too
#3081 [16:27] <Luigi> fast
#3082 [16:27] <Scott> ok
#3083 [16:27] <Scott> Thrae: done
#3084 [16:28] <Kealper> Luigi: so read up, just follow what that VoxelHead person said
#3085 [16:28] <TheNoodle> Luigi, El equipo está muy viejo para correr Minecraft!
#3086 [16:28] <Luigi> ok
#3087 [16:28] <Kealper> TheNoodle: uhh...i don't think he's Spanish lol
#3088 [16:28] <TheNoodle> He was talking to me in spanish before :P
#3089 [16:28] <Luigi> still dont know
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#3091 [16:29] <Scott> English is overrated. Let's learn Farsi!
#3092 [16:29] <Kealper> ^
#3093 [16:29] <Luigi> no
#3094 [16:29] <Gurkenglas> What about Esperanto?
#3095 [16:30] <Luigi> still dont know i need help
#3096 [16:30] <Scott> Arabic is good too.
#3097 [16:30] <Luigi> cant do it
#3098 [16:30] <Luigi> still doesnt know"'
#3099 [16:30] <TheNoodle> Kealper: adsl-108-83-110-243.dsl.lsan03.sbcglobal.net
#3100 [16:31] <Luigi> help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3101 [16:31] <Kealper> TheNoodle: yeah, already seen that, the ircd didn't get it for some reason
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#3103 [16:31] <TheNoodle> It doesn't occasionally, can't really get closer than that :/
#3104 [16:31] <Luigi> wat u mean cannot send
#3105 [16:31] <Luigi> nvm
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#3107 [16:31] <TheNoodle> But tbh, a computer that is apparently from 1995 will have trouble running classic :P
#3108 [16:32] <Luigi> its emachines
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#3110 [16:32] <Luigi> tats wat my computer caleed
#3111 [16:32] <Thrae> eMachines is like shaving off another 2 years
#3112 [16:32] <Luigi> called
#3113 [16:32] <Kealper> does it have a model number on it? like T-101 or something that looks sort of like that?
#3114 [16:32] <Luigi> well im poor ok
#3115 [16:32] <Kealper> it'll be on the front of the computer
#3116 [16:33] <Thrae> I was 14 in 1995 and I think I owned a Pentium II or Pentium III Gateway (upgraded it to P3 myself)
#3117 [16:33] <Scott> Is it an e-one? o:
#3118 [16:33] <Luigi> huh
#3119 [16:34] <Scott> lol imac clone
#3120 [16:34] <Luigi> huh
#3121 [16:34] <Kealper> a P3? lucky
#3122 [16:34] <Luigi> need help more
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#3124 [16:35] <TaemMojang> Hello
#3125 [16:35] <Luigi> still help
#3126 [16:35] <Kealper> TaemMojang: change your name, now.
#3127 [16:36] <GreyMatter> Back! thrae, does this help? http://paste.ubuntu.com/705051/
#3128 [16:36] * Kealper kicked TaemMojang from #minecrafthelp (Reason: aemMojang :TaemMojang)
#3129 [16:36] <Luigi> how u kick
#3130 [16:36] <Scott> better than TeamMojanq
#3131 [16:36] <Scott> Kealper is an operator.
#3132 [16:36] <Scott> He can kick and ban people.
#3133 [16:37] <Luigi> how u kick
#3134 [16:37] <Scott> /kick Luigi I'm kicking you.
#3135 [16:37] <Scott> like that
#3136 [16:37] <Kealper> Scott: oh gosh you just reminded me of the Turkish people in MMOs that replace g with q because they think it looks cool
#3137 [16:37] <Luigi> why
#3138 [16:37] <Scott> lol Kealper
#3139 [16:37] <Thrae> GreyMatter: Looks like you're using the radeon/radeonhd open-source drivers, you need to fglfx, ATI's specific drivers
#3140 [16:37] <Scott> Some idiot was using TeamMojanq to phish accounts
#3141 [16:37] <Luigi> ok
#3142 [16:37] <Scott> i came across another one of there sites a few days ago.
#3143 [16:37] <Luigi> phush?
#3144 [16:38] <Scott> their*
#3145 [16:38] <Kealper> every time i see someone named AnqeLofDeaTH i always read it as "ankle of death" or something similar
#3146 [16:38] <Scott> EricReitz|away: There is /away you know.
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#3148 [16:40] <TheNoodle> Luigi, I don't think we can help you.
#3149 [16:40] * TeamMojang [TeamMojang@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3150 [16:40] * Spipmalion [Spipmalion@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3151 [16:40] <TeamMojang> hi
#3152 [16:40] <Spipmalion> hi all
#3153 [16:40] <Scott> lol.....
#3154 [16:40] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: im trying now..... all updates installed )
#3155 [16:40] <Kealper> TeamMojang: wow....
#3156 [16:40] <VoxelHead> =D
#3157 [16:40] <TheNoodle> TeamMojang, change your nick please.
#3158 [16:40] <TeamMojang> ok
#3159 [16:40] <Spipmalion> u just set a dedicated srv for minecraft, having some questions
#3160 [16:40] <Scott> you* server*
#3161 [16:40] <Scott> :s
#3162 [16:40] <Luigi> back
#3163 [16:40] <Spipmalion> I - server
#3164 [16:40] <VoxelHead> master, where did you go? I cant see you
#3165 [16:41] <Spipmalion> why is there different spawn points for each player ?
#3166 [16:41] <Kealper> ok then, if that's how you want to play
#3167 [16:41] <GreyMatter> LMAO
#3168 [16:41] <TESTIFICATE> TESTIFICATE is registered...
#3169 [16:41] <TESTIFICATE> not by me
#3170 [16:41] <TheNoodle> Heh, I live near you TESTIFICATE.
#3171 [16:41] * VoxelHead kicked TESTIFICATE from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ESTIFICATE :Banned)
#3172 [16:41] <Scott> TheNoodle: Go stab him/her.
#3173 [16:41] <Kealper> ^
#3174 [16:41] <GreyMatter> Awww
#3175 [16:41] <TheNoodle> kk
#3176 [16:42] <Luigi> back again
#3177 [16:42] <Scott> Today, I realized how much of a hypocrite I am.
#3178 [16:42] <TheNoodle> Luigi, do you prefer it if we speak spanish or english?
#3179 [16:42] <Luigi> idc
#3180 [16:42] <TheNoodle> In that case, english.
#3181 [16:42] <Thrae> ??< win/gpu/intel
#3182 [16:43] <TheNoodle> I don't think we can help you.
#3183 [16:43] <Luigi> ok
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#3185 [16:43] <Luigi> could u send me tat website again im gonna try it
#3186 [16:43] <TheNoodle> No.
#3187 [16:43] <TheNoodle> You have been linked to it 4 times.
#3188 [16:44] <Luigi> ok
#3189 [16:44] <GreyMatter> lol
#3190 [16:44] <Luigi> bye:(
#3191 [16:44] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: sigh ......... still doign it
#3192 [16:44] <Luigi> huh
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#3194 [16:45] <Luigi> lo
#3195 [16:45] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Can you wait until you do your reinstall of Windows for your upgrade?
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#3197 [16:45] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: wont be for another few months
#3198 [16:45] <Luigi> ok
#3199 [16:46] <Sardonicus> Hello Luigi
#3200 [16:46] <Luigi> huh
#3201 [16:46] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: OK, let's eliminate Java as the problem then -- go into Programs and Features and remove all versions of Java found there, then reinstall from this link...
#3202 [16:46] <Thrae> :j
#3203 [16:46] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#3204 [16:46] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: You want the one for Windows, 586
#3205 [16:46] <Sardonicus> Luigi, I'd like to have some pizza roma, but not too much cheese :)
#3206 [16:46] <Luigi> i got tat thrae
#3207 [16:46] <Luigi> ok
#3208 [16:47] <TheNoodle> Luigi, No vamos a ayudar a más porque no escucha.
#3209 [16:47] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: there are 3
#3210 [16:47] <Luigi> huh
#3211 [16:47] <Luigi> ok fine
#3212 [16:47] <Sardonicus> TheNoodle, are you using some online translation application?
#3213 [16:47] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Windows x86 Offline
#3214 [16:47] <TheNoodle> Nope, just really poor spanish.
#3215 [16:47] <TheNoodle> I took a few languages back in high school.
#3216 [16:48] <Sardonicus> what else?
#3217 [16:48] <Luigi> im in middle school
#3218 [16:48] <TheNoodle> German and french
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#3220 [16:48] <TheNoodle> indonesian was primary school ^_^
#3221 [16:48] <Luigi> cool
#3222 [16:48] <Sardonicus> indonesian?
#3223 [16:48] <Sardonicus> Are you from Australia?
#3224 [16:48] <mib_45guub> hey i need some help! lol
#3225 [16:48] <TheNoodle> I am.
#3226 [16:49] <Sardonicus> mmh what about Chinese?
#3227 [16:49] <Luigi> huh lol
#3228 [16:49] <Sardonicus> going to be the language of the future :D
#3229 [16:49] <Sardonicus> when Australia is occupied
#3230 [16:49] <Luigi> :Plol
#3231 [16:49] <TheNoodle> Never learnt chinese :P
#3232 [16:49] <TheNoodle> Though i should, 3 of my housemates are chinese...
#3233 [16:50] <Luigi> :P:O;):/:s:D:(:(:)lol
#3234 [16:50] <Sardonicus> Luigi, hacer un poco de pizza, esclavo!
#3235 [16:50] <Sardonicus> :D
#3236 [16:50] <Luigi> ok
#3237 [16:50] <Luigi> lol]
#3238 [16:50] <VoxelHead> ;)
#3239 [16:50] <Sardonicus> TheNoodle, they are everywhere :=)
#3240 [16:50] <RobinJ24> I speak italian
#3241 [16:50] <RobinJ24> Pizza
#3242 [16:51] <RobinJ24> Pasta
#3243 [16:51] <Luigi> [still need help jk
#3244 [16:51] <RobinJ24> Super Mario
#3245 [16:51] <PlainToasty> kay isnt this supposed to be for minecraft support?
#3246 [16:51] <RobinJ24> Did you ask something?
#3247 [16:51] <TheNoodle> It is PlainToasty.
#3248 [16:51] <TheNoodle> But you need to ask first ^_^
#3249 [16:51] <PlainToasty> haha kay
#3250 [16:51] <Sardonicus> Luigi needs Minecraft help!
#3251 [16:51] <VoxelHead> i will annihilate you down to your every last cell
#3252 [16:51] <RobinJ24> Yeah you have to ask or we can't help you..
#3253 [16:51] <TheNoodle> I agree vox.
#3254 [16:52] <Luigi> ikr
#3255 [16:52] <Luigi> lol
#3256 [16:52] <PlainToasty> when ever i load up minecraft and put in my login info it crashes and puts an error file on my desktop
#3257 [16:52] <Luigi> owwwwwwwwwwwwww
#3258 [16:52] <VoxelHead> awww
#3259 [16:52] <Sardonicus> So your desktop is full of error files now?
#3260 [16:52] <Luigi> lol\
#3261 [16:52] <TheNoodle> Put the error log on http://pastebin.com
#3262 [16:52] <PlainToasty> kay
#3263 [16:53] <Luigi> ok
#3264 [16:54] <PlainToasty> http://mibpaste.com/HyOcKm
#3265 [16:54] <Luigi> ok
#3266 [16:54] <PlainToasty> any ideas?
#3267 [16:54] <Luigi> lol
#3268 [16:55] <PlainToasty> i know its messed
#3269 [16:55] <Luigi> stop writting wat i said
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#3271 [16:55] <Luigi> *puches
#3272 [16:55] <Luigi> grrrrrr
#3273 [16:55] <PlainToasty> huh?
#3274 [16:55] <computer291> This is a help sight right?
#3275 [16:55] <Luigi> my brother
#3276 [16:56] <Luigi> keeps writting wat i said
#3277 [16:56] <PlainToasty> ohhh i see
#3278 [16:56] <PlainToasty> did it already still nothing
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#3280 [16:56] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3281 [16:56] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3282 [16:56] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: nope.... this is so very frustrating
#3283 [16:56] <Luigi> lol
#3284 [16:56] <PlainToasty> kay one sec
#3285 [16:56] <computer291> Minecraft used to work on my coputer before 1.8 came out i can't anymore
#3286 [16:57] <Thrae> ??> Master_Lykar win/javara
#3287 [16:57] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3288 [16:57] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3289 [16:57] <TheNoodle> computer291, use OS X 10.5.8?
#3290 [16:57] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Go ahead and uninstall Java again, then use JavaRa to further deep-clean Java, then reinstall Java
#3291 [16:57] <Luigi> still
#3292 [16:57] <TheNoodle> *using
#3293 [16:58] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: after the total clean reinstal 586?
#3294 [16:58] <computer291> OS.5.8??? where is that?
#3295 [16:58] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Yep
#3296 [16:58] <TheNoodle> computer291, what operating system are you using?
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#3298 [16:59] <PlainToasty> says its too large how much of it do you need?
#3299 [16:59] <computer291> You mean like windows??
#3300 [16:59] <TheNoodle> computer291, yep, OSX, Windows 7, that sort of thing.
#3301 [16:59] <TheNoodle> PlainToasty, put it on http://pastebin.com
#3302 [16:59] <Luigi> lol
#3303 [17:00] <Luigi> bye ppl:(
#3304 [17:00] <PlainToasty> http://pastebin.com/pdXmjjWD
#3305 [17:00] <TheNoodle> let's see if mojang rejoins...
#3306 [17:00] <Luigi> bye
#3307 [17:00] <computer291> I think i have a windows but not to sure i'm thinking windows 37
#3308 [17:00] <TheNoodle> ??> PlainToasty retro
#3309 [17:00] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (retro) Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#3310 [17:00] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (retro) Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#3311 [17:01] <PlainToasty> kay?
#3312 [17:01] <TheNoodle> computer291, do you know how to take a screenshot of your desktop?
#3313 [17:01] <computer291> No i don't
#3314 [17:01] <PlainToasty> well my comp was running the game fine for a while and just a week ago started acting like this
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#3316 [17:02] <TheNoodle> welcome back dylan.
#3317 [17:02] <dylanbarberdude> hiia!
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#3319 [17:02] <TheNoodle> computer291, okay, on the bottom left hand side of your keyboard there should be three buttons, one will say ctrl and another will say alt, press the one in between
#3320 [17:02] <zenan> help?
#3321 [17:03] <VoxelHead> zenan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3322 [17:03] <zenan> hello?
#3323 [17:03] <VoxelHead> zenan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3324 [17:03] <zenan> i need help
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#3326 [17:03] <VoxelHead> zenan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
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#3328 [17:03] <VoxelHead> zenan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3329 [17:03] <PlainToasty> so does anyone have an answer for me?
#3330 [17:03] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: im pretty sure you can guess the answer
#3331 [17:03] <zenan> mines keep ssaying pixel not accerlated
#3332 [17:03] <TheNoodle> PlainToasty, did it break after updating to 1.8?
#3333 [17:03] <zenan> so i cant even start the game
#3334 [17:04] <zenan> and im trying to play classic free thingy
#3335 [17:04] <PlainToasty> no i got the game when it was in 1.8 and it worked until just recently
#3336 [17:04] <computer291> The menu button?
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#3338 [17:04] <burge> why cant i connect to minecraft.net when i launch the game?
#3339 [17:04] <PlainToasty> Zenan have you tried updating your graphics card?
#3340 [17:05] <TheNoodle> computer291, can you describe what your computer looks like? not what is on the screen, but the box that has the power button on it.
#3341 [17:05] <PlainToasty> nope
#3342 [17:05] <zenan> i been tryng to play classic free minecraft, but whneever i try to launch it , it keeps saying pixel not accelerated
#3343 [17:05] <TheNoodle> burge, have you been able to do so before?
#3344 [17:05] <Thrae> ??> PlainToasty mac/10.5.8
#3345 [17:05] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#3346 [17:05] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#3347 [17:05] <burge> yeah it stopped letting me a few weeks ago
#3348 [17:05] <zenan> .......
#3349 [17:05] <PlainToasty> im not using a mac...
#3350 [17:05] <computer291> where the "log off" and the "turn off power" is?
#3351 [17:06] <Thrae> PlainToasty: Your problem is most likely the same -- ATI doesn't have updated graphics card drivers for your old video card chipset and it probably doesn't support OpenGL 1.3, which is what the fix does, reverting back to OpenGL 1.2
#3352 [17:06] <zenan> can someone help me?
#3353 [17:06] <burge> at first i thought the site was down but its obviously not
#3354 [17:06] <Spipmalion> can i put plugins in my own server, i dont have bukkit or something, just the .Exe on w7 ?
#3355 [17:06] <Thrae> PlainToasty: Basically your video card drivers don't support technology from 1999
#3356 [17:06] <zenan> wheres wug?
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#3358 [17:06] <zenan> ....
#3359 [17:06] <PlainToasty> hmm kay so if i revert back it should work ?
#3360 [17:06] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: im pretty sure you can guess the answer
#3361 [17:06] <decoded> hey anyone here who can help me
#3362 [17:06] <TheNoodle> No, computer291, the physical box that is probably sitting on your desk or next to you on the floor.
#3363 [17:06] <RobinJ24> Decoded we won't know if you don't ask
#3364 [17:06] <TheNoodle> Or is it just a screen? with a glowing apple?
#3365 [17:06] <zenan> teh no one gonna help u unless thats guy's prbelm is fixed
#3366 [17:07] <PlainToasty> Zenan do you know what kind of graphics card you have?
#3367 [17:07] <zenan> nividia intergrated
#3368 [17:07] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#3369 [17:07] <Thrae> PlainToasty: You can revert back to 1.7.3 or try 1.9-pre too, both of which don't use OpenGL 1.3
#3370 [17:07] <PlainToasty> Thrae I have tried the pre release with no avail
#3371 [17:08] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: You keep saying that instead of what actually happened, but I'll guess it still doesn't work
#3372 [17:08] <zenan> i have nividia intergrated graphics
#3373 [17:08] <PlainToasty> Zenan Laptop or desktop?
#3374 [17:08] <zenan> desktop
#3375 [17:08] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: percisly..... still the time out error
#3376 [17:08] <PlainToasty> Zenan Kay give me a sec
#3377 [17:08] <computer291> oh the tower thingy, well its not a dell shell, its gray, and theres a sticker saying "intel inside pentlum 4
#3378 [17:08] <TheNoodle> Excellent, so you're using windows.
#3379 [17:08] <decoded> thenoddle can you
#3380 [17:08] <TheNoodle> Now, what was your problem again?
#3381 [17:08] <Master_Lykar> Master_Lykar: sometimes i can join a server but im just falling into a pit of darkenss for about 3 min and then i time out
#3382 [17:08] <TheNoodle> decoded, ask in the channel please.
#3383 [17:09] <decoded> noddle can you help me with windows
#3384 [17:09] <burge> computer291 whats the name on the shell
#3385 [17:09] <TheNoodle> I need more details than 'help me with windows'
#3386 [17:09] <PlainToasty> Zenan windows xp?
#3387 [17:09] <computer291> where should the name be in the back front or side?
#3388 [17:09] <zenan> i tried to tell this probelm to a guy named wug yesterday but my internet went down so yeah...
#3389 [17:09] <burge> any side
#3390 [17:09] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: OK, last thing, could be network drivers. Do you know how to get into Device Manager?
#3391 [17:10] <zenan> windows 7
#3392 [17:10] <PlainToasty> Zenan are you running windows xp?
#3393 [17:10] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: yeah i do
#3394 [17:10] <zenan> http://pastebin.com/ZYfAUqB7
#3395 [17:10] <decoded> well i downloaded the server think and it just says genrating files and it wont work
#3396 [17:10] <computer291> oh i see a sticker it says windows xp home edition
#3397 [17:10] <zenan> window 7
#3398 [17:10] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Tell me what's listed under Network Adapters so I can direct you to the right place
#3399 [17:11] <PlainToasty> Zenan kay i think i got it give me two minutes?
#3400 [17:11] <zenan> sure
#3401 [17:11] <Scott> Two minutes?!?
#3402 [17:11] <decoded> noodle?
#3403 [17:11] <Scott> That is too long!
#3404 [17:11] <TheNoodle> What do you mean it won't work?
#3405 [17:11] <zenan> i sent a link from pastebin to the side chat thingy to u
#3406 [17:11] <decoded> it says genrating files wheni open it
#3407 [17:11] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: D-Link DWA-525 Wireless N150 Desktop Adapter and Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller
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#3409 [17:12] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Which are you using to connect to the Internet? Ethernet cable or wireless?
#3410 [17:12] <decoded> and it says failed to find files
#3411 [17:12] <PlainToasty> Zenan try this and let me know
#3412 [17:12] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: wirelss
#3413 [17:12] <PlainToasty> Zenan http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#3414 [17:12] <Jas> Can someone help me with this Java error? :/
#3415 [17:12] * Noodletwo [Noodletwo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3416 [17:12] <computer291> wait burge left....... whered he go....
#3417 [17:13] <TheNoodle> !kick Noodletwo
#3418 [17:13] * AuBot kicked Noodletwo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oodletwo :I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#3419 [17:13] <zenan> who knows dude
#3420 [17:13] <zenan> LOL no reason to ban
#3421 [17:13] <Jas> Is there anyway I can contact Mojang? :/
#3422 [17:13] <TheNoodle> lol
#3423 [17:13] <TheNoodle> That was me testing perms :P
#3424 [17:13] <decoded> noddle
#3425 [17:13] <zenan> lol
#3426 [17:13] <zenan> :D
#3427 [17:13] <TheNoodle> Hence noodle and noodletwo
#3428 [17:13] <TheNoodle> :P
#3429 [17:13] <VoxelHead> =D
#3430 [17:13] <zenan> i see wat u did there
#3431 [17:13] <Sardonicus> Is there some good free IRC client?
#3432 [17:13] <zenan> OMG VOXEL IS NOT A BOT
#3433 [17:13] <zenan> :O
#3434 [17:13] <TheNoodle> Jas, mojang won't provide technical support.
#3435 [17:13] <VoxelHead> Gadzooks.
#3436 [17:14] <Jas> :(
#3437 [17:14] <computer291> xD I feel ignored haha :p
#3438 [17:14] <TheNoodle> Sardonicus, Everyone has their own recommendations
#3439 [17:14] <Sardonicus> Gadzooks is a client?
#3440 [17:14] <VoxelHead> I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own... but it's been three hours now, zenan... THREE HOURS£!@$%percent#.
#3441 [17:14] <decoded> noodle why wont you help me
#3442 [17:14] <Sardonicus> mIRC seems to expire
#3443 [17:14] <dylanbarberdude> notch@mojang.com
#3444 [17:14] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Try installing these drivers -- ftp://ftp.dlink.com/Wireless/dwa525/Drivers/dwa525_drivers_100.zip
#3445 [17:14] <TheNoodle> decoded, because i'm tired and hungry.
#3446 [17:14] <zenan> o-o....
#3447 [17:14] <dylanbarberdude> ^^^
#3448 [17:14] <TheNoodle> :P
#3449 [17:14] <Jas> How am I supposed to play Minecraft then? I payed for it but I can't play it
#3450 [17:14] <VoxelHead> $#*~£~@£%@~^
#3451 [17:14] <Sardonicus> TheNoodle, which client are you using?
#3452 [17:14] <zenan> my internet was down yesterday >.>
#3453 [17:14] <dylanbarberdude> Notch private email
#3454 [17:14] <TheNoodle> I use IceChat
#3455 [17:14] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Also, is it possible to switch to Wired (Ethernet cable)?
#3456 [17:14] <PlainToasty> Zenan di you get it to work?
#3457 [17:15] <Sardonicus> IceChat, aha
#3458 [17:15] <zenan> no
#3459 [17:15] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: what will my option be if i cant get it to work?
#3460 [17:15] <dylanbarberdude> notch@mojang.com
#3461 [17:15] <decoded> why dont you guys help people
#3462 [17:15] <zenan> it says pixel format not accerlated
#3463 [17:15] <PlainToasty> Zenan Did you try the drivers link i posted?
#3464 [17:15] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: not atm for its 11.15pm and i dont want to wake anyone so it would have to be tommorow
#3465 [17:15] <zenan> u posted something?? :O
#3466 [17:15] <TheNoodle> ??>> decoded attitude
#3467 [17:15] <zenan> i didnt see the link
#3468 [17:15] <decoded> you guys hate me
#3469 [17:15] <computer291> oh noodle you know how you helped me right? well there is a sticker on my computer tower saying that it is windows xp home edition
#3470 [17:15] <PlainToasty> haha i can again
#3471 [17:16] <VoxelHead> behold the fortress of pain
#3472 [17:16] <PlainToasty> Zenan http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#3473 [17:16] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Yeah, if the drivers don't work, try switching to wired -- I've had ALL kinds of trouble with PC wireless and games when I was a video game QA
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#3476 [17:16] <VoxelHead> bye Thenoodle
#3477 [17:16] <decoded> you might as well not even be here since your not helping
#3478 [17:16] <zenan> plain toasty
#3479 [17:16] <zenan> i already downloaded it
#3480 [17:16] <TheNoodle> I'm already back vox!
#3481 [17:16] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: It's not unreliable, but it can have weird packet loss issues, so if the drivers don't work we need to eliminate the possibility
#3482 [17:16] <zenan> before
#3483 [17:17] <PlainToasty> Zenan and nothing?
#3484 [17:17] <computer291> and my quest to find the reason begins
#3485 [17:17] <zenan> VOXEL HEAD wug told me u were A BOT
#3486 [17:17] <zenan> nothing plain toasty
#3487 [17:17] <decoded> how do i get it to work
#3488 [17:17] <PlainToasty> Zenan sorry thats all i could help you with
#3489 [17:17] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: Yeah my pc has always struggled with wireless, i cant permenantly run a ethernet cable for my landlord says it looks ghastly and he doesnt want it so i dont exactly have a choice
#3490 [17:17] <zenan> plain toasty
#3491 [17:17] <zenan> did u click on the pastebin link?
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#3493 [17:17] <PlainToasty> yeah
#3494 [17:17] <zenan> that i gave you?
#3495 [17:17] <zenan> D:
#3496 [17:18] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: could it be my isp?
#3497 [17:18] <zenan> T~T wats wrong with it
#3498 [17:18] <decoded> everyone hates me no one will help
#3499 [17:18] <PlainToasty> im in the same boat kinda of just thought it might work sorrt
#3500 [17:18] <PlainToasty> sorry*
#3501 [17:18] <lemon-rev> decoded can you find your dxdiag please ?
#3502 [17:18] <PlainToasty> run dxdiag
#3503 [17:19] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: You do have a choice, if you have about $20, it's called a Wireless-to-Ethernet bridge. Basically instead of the card installed in the system it'll be a box that sits somewhere. You'll still be using wireless but it should be more reliable.
#3504 [17:19] <Master_Lykar> decoded: not trye just look to your left, see all the green thats the people needing hlep and the blue are the people helping, whey a little under staffed so just be pacient
#3505 [17:19] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Is this a wifi ISP?
#3506 [17:19] <decoded> i dont think i have that
#3507 [17:19] <lemon-rev> decoded mac / windows
#3508 [17:20] <decoded> windows
#3509 [17:20] <lemon-rev> the you have dxdaig
#3510 [17:20] <PlainToasty> decoded xp?
#3511 [17:20] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: I live in South Africa i dont think we have them locally we'd have to import..... well there is a wireless modem and i get internet that way
#3512 [17:20] <decoded> ya
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#3514 [17:20] <zenan> plain toasty wat do i hav to download to play mine craft? lik adobe, java, etc
#3515 [17:20] <lemon-rev> ??> decoded win/dxdiag
#3516 [17:20] <VoxelHead> decoded: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3517 [17:20] <VoxelHead> decoded: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3518 [17:20] <noah1831> i need help
#3519 [17:20] <lemon-rev> noah1831 whats up
#3520 [17:21] <PlainToasty> Zenan Minecraft is coded in Java so try updating your java at Java.com
#3521 [17:21] <Scott> You need a JVM such as Oracle JRE.
#3522 [17:21] <decoded> should i save it
#3523 [17:21] <noah1831> there is no sound when i play minecraft
#3524 [17:21] <zenan> LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMIN
#3525 [17:21] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Hmmm I didn't even think of the possibility....take a look at https://kb.iu.edu/data/aihy.html and try running some traceroutes to servers you are trying to connect to
#3526 [17:21] <lemon-rev> decoded yes
#3527 [17:21] <decoded> ok\
#3528 [17:21] <zenan> i have a question for u lemon
#3529 [17:21] <lemon-rev> zenan ?
#3530 [17:21] <decoded> now what
#3531 [17:21] <zenan> to play mionecraft , do i hav to download adobe or java or soemthign lik that?
#3532 [17:21] <PlainToasty> zenan Jave
#3533 [17:21] <lemon-rev> decoded follow the rest of the insturctions
#3534 [17:21] <PlainToasty> Java*
#3535 [17:22] <zenan> QQ i downloaded java already
#3536 [17:22] <decoded> ok
#3537 [17:22] <lemon-rev> zenan you have to have java / and latest drivers of video
#3538 [17:22] <decoded> it says no problems
#3539 [17:22] <zenan> wats the latest drivers of video?
#3540 [17:22] <noah1831> there is no sound when i play minecraft
#3541 [17:22] <decoded> maybe i need to update java/
#3542 [17:22] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Your connection to the rest of the world may be too poor outside of South Africa or even just outside your country, if the signal is any good nearby. You may have to switch to a server that is physically located near you, or run your own.
#3543 [17:22] <lemon-rev> decoded im not telling you again follow the rest of the instructions and paste it in pastebin.com < ok
#3544 [17:23] <PlainToasty> so the OpenGl fix should work the same on windows xp?
#3545 [17:23] <decoded> ok
#3546 [17:23] <noah1831> thrae there is no sound when i play minecraft
#3547 [17:23] <lemon-rev> decoded no, im trying to work out your video card dammit, jsut do as vox said
#3548 [17:23] <Thrae> PlainToasty: Yes
#3549 [17:23] <decoded> but i have no idea where the irc channel is
#3550 [17:23] <lemon-rev> decoded your chatting in one right now
#3551 [17:23] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: how do i show you my results?
#3552 [17:23] <PlainToasty> kay but the file location will probably be different right? do i just put it in my bin file?
#3553 [17:24] <decoded> can i pm it to you
#3554 [17:24] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: www.pastebin.com like with the DxDiag
#3555 [17:24] <zenan> i tried to update my video card but it says its already the latest update
#3556 [17:24] <lemon-rev> decoded no, not yet
#3557 [17:24] <decoded> ok
#3558 [17:24] <lemon-rev> jsut paste the http in here
#3559 [17:24] <decoded> oh i ahve to put it on past.com?
#3560 [17:24] <lemon-rev> pastebin.com
#3561 [17:24] <lemon-rev> yes
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#3563 [17:25] <lemon-rev> zenan what error are you getting ?
#3564 [17:25] <PlainToasty> kay but the file location will probably be different right? do i just put it in my bin file?
#3565 [17:25] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: how do i "get it out of cmd" and get into pastbin?
#3566 [17:25] <zenan> lemon i already tried to update my video card but it says its already the latest
#3567 [17:25] <lemon-rev> zenan what error are you getting ? ???
#3568 [17:25] <zenan> pixel format not accerlerated
#3569 [17:26] <lemon-rev> ??> zenan win/dxdiag
#3570 [17:26] <VoxelHead> zenan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3571 [17:26] <VoxelHead> zenan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3572 [17:26] <zenan> http://pastebin.com/ZYfAUqB7
#3573 [17:26] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: You can pipe the command into a text file which I find the easiest way. Example: traceroute www.google.com > results.txt
#3574 [17:26] <lemon-rev> ty zenan
#3575 [17:26] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Or make it even easier to find, traceroute www.google.com > C:\results.txt
#3576 [17:27] <zenan> i still think voxel head is an actual person
#3577 [17:27] <decoded> oh and lemon im having a problem with setting up a server
#3578 [17:28] <Thrae> ?? bot
#3579 [17:28] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#3580 [17:28] <decoded> thats why im here
#3581 [17:28] <zenan> lol sometimes a bot >.>
#3582 [17:28] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: busy processing
#3583 [17:28] <zenan> ??bot
#3584 [17:28] <zenan> ?? bot
#3585 [17:28] <lemon-rev> zenan http://www.nvidia.co.uk/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver-uk.html < please download this and install it ok do not do it via your pannel on your start menu
#3586 [17:28] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#3587 [17:28] <TheNoodle> zenan, please don't use vox unless you're helping someone.
#3588 [17:28] * mib_8jzm6c [mib_8jzm6c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3589 [17:28] <lemon-rev> decoded does the game work ?
#3590 [17:29] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: if its any consilation, i play wc3 alot online and it works perfectly
#3591 [17:29] <Ryladine> Noodle, you voiced is gone again? lol
#3592 [17:29] <decoded> yes
#3593 [17:29] <decoded> the classic version
#3594 [17:29] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: WC3 and other games like it use a Peer-to-Peer architecture to minimize latency problems. Client-Server based online games, which are most of them, are different.
#3595 [17:29] <lemon-rev> decoded then how far in makign a server have you gotten
#3596 [17:29] <decoded> i havnt updated java in a while
#3597 [17:29] <zenan> sorry noodle i was judt trying it out lol
#3598 [17:30] <lemon-rev> decoded i dont care if i told you whatnot about updates now its about server
#3599 [17:30] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: http://pastebin.com/srBaG4F6
#3600 [17:30] <lemon-rev> zenan take your time pelase
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#3602 [17:30] <lemon-rev> please*
#3603 [17:30] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Also battle.net is smart enough to try connecting you to people that are geographically nearby or just have really good latency
#3604 [17:30] <decoded> well i just downalod it and it says failed to find files then just goes on saying genrating files
#3605 [17:30] <PlainToasty> kay i did the fix and still nothing
#3606 [17:31] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: good ol battle net :)
#3607 [17:31] <kat> I purchased minecraft for my son and am trying to install..this is what I get. Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 10/9/11 4:28 P
#3608 [17:31] <zenan> k i finshed downloadint it
#3609 [17:31] <kat> Any idea where I can go for help...I have no clue
#3610 [17:31] <lemon-rev> decoded exactly what happens when you try and launch it
#3611 [17:31] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Yeah, it's a method that you can't really use in Client-Server based online games unfortunately, although WoW is working on it with instancing
#3612 [17:31] <lemon-rev> zenan now install that via the software
#3613 [17:31] <zenan> ok
#3614 [17:31] <decoded> thats what happens thats all i get
#3615 [17:32] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: This traceroute is to www.indiana.edu -- I wanted you to do a traceroute to whatever server you're trying to connect to
#3616 [17:32] <lemon-rev> decoded does it say error , does it say anything about % and making a world ?
#3617 [17:32] <PlainToasty> OpenGL fix did not work followed all instructions i believe it has something to do with java
#3618 [17:32] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: oh ok hold on lemmi do it again
#3619 [17:32] <decoded> no it dosnt say error cant find files then says genrating files
#3620 [17:33] <lemon-rev> good
#3621 [17:33] <lemon-rev> decoded does it have a world folder ?
#3622 [17:33] <decoded> no
#3623 [17:33] <PlainToasty> Kat do you know what your graphics card is
#3624 [17:33] <lemon-rev> decoded once its done generating files then waht happens whats it say at the end ?
#3625 [17:33] <zenan> wat a nice dad willing to buy minecraft for ur kid
#3626 [17:34] <decoded> nothing it dosnt finish just goes on and on and on then it freezes
#3627 [17:34] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Also try doing a "ping", as in "ping www.whatever.com > C:\results_ping.txt"
#3628 [17:34] <zenan> lemon it finsihed
#3629 [17:34] <zenan> do i try to run the game?
#3630 [17:34] <lemon-rev> zenan it didnt get you to restart winodws ./ if not just try laucning mc again please
#3631 [17:34] <lemon-rev> decoded what freezes ?
#3632 [17:34] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Specifically, "ping -n 30 address > C:\results_ping.txt", which will do 30 pings
#3633 [17:34] <PlainToasty> Kat: Do you know what your graphics card is?
#3634 [17:34] <zenan> wats mc?
#3635 [17:34] <decoded> the server log thingy
#3636 [17:35] <lemon-rev> mc= minecraftt
#3637 [17:35] <zenan> ok
#3638 [17:35] <zenan> OMG ITS CONNECTING
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#3640 [17:35] <lemon-rev> decoded can you make sure that your antivirus is allowing that server to run please
#3641 [17:35] <zenan> THANK U LEMON :D
#3642 [17:35] <decoded> it is
#3643 [17:35] <zenan> UR AWESOMELY AWESOME
#3644 [17:36] <lemon-rev> lol
#3645 [17:36] <decoded> should i make a world folder for it
#3646 [17:36] <lemon-rev> zenan just play thanks for being able to understand yea, later and enjoy
#3647 [17:36] <PlainToasty> kay guys i tried the OpenGL 1.3 fix but with no success still crashes
#3648 [17:36] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: http://pastebin.com/Q19DxipF
#3649 [17:36] <lemon-rev> decoded no, just do as i asked
#3650 [17:36] <decoded> i did it is
#3651 [17:36] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: OK, and the ping ?
#3652 [17:37] <lemon-rev> decoded ok, so if you run it it freezes, you say, can you launch the server file and then in here type !check please
#3653 [17:37] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: >.> O.o how do i test it?
#3654 [17:37] <decoded> ok
#3655 [17:37] <PlainToasty> ill wait lol
#3656 [17:38] <zenan> its a bit laggy but i guess its ok
#3657 [17:38] <decoded> umm it wont let me do that i type it it just ignore it
#3658 [17:38] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Specifically "ping -n 30 server.eclipsecraft.net > C:\results.txt"
#3659 [17:38] <lemon-rev> what exactly is being igored ?
#3660 [17:38] <decoded> the !check
#3661 [17:39] <lemon-rev> hm
#3662 [17:39] <lemon-rev> decoded try it now,
#3663 [17:39] <lemon-rev> !check
#3664 [17:39] <lemon-rev> see
#3665 [17:39] <decoded> nothin
#3666 [17:40] <zenan> lemon i dont get much sound or no sound at all
#3667 [17:40] <lemon-rev> decoded then i suppose you cant run a server untill you get that computer worked out because its not letting you do what you wish why dont you just join someone elses server then
#3668 [17:40] <lemon-rev> zenan goto options and turn up the sound theres not that much to hear
#3669 [17:40] <decoded> im going to try something first
#3670 [17:41] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: http://pastebin.com/4uDbfgnh
#3671 [17:41] <PlainToasty> hey lemon you got time to help a person out? lol
#3672 [17:41] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty whats up,
#3673 [17:42] <PlainToasty> k when ever i launch 1.8 i put in my login info and it updates then crashes and puts a erro file on my desktop
#3674 [17:42] <PlainToasty> i could run 1.8 with no problems before until a week or so ago
#3675 [17:42] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: 0% loss, your ping is a little high, but that shouldn't cause the problems you're having....ugh, unless your ISP is somehow doing something weird I can't think of then I'm not sure what could be going on. We've exhausted most of the other options.
#3676 [17:42] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty ok try and note the file its failing on, also allow minecraft with your antivirus scanner please
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#3678 [17:42] <PlainToasty> wanna see the error file?
#3679 [17:43] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Specifically, all the options I can think of. I'm not sure what's going on with your setup. Maybe fresh eyes might.
#3680 [17:43] <lemon-rev> no
#3681 [17:43] <PlainToasty> antivirus is not doing anyhting tried that already
#3682 [17:43] <lemon-rev> i can guess
#3683 [17:43] <PlainToasty> it talks alot about java
#3684 [17:43] <lemon-rev> so you have made an exeption with it ?
#3685 [17:43] <lemon-rev> hm
#3686 [17:43] <lemon-rev> bah
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#3688 [17:43] <lemon-rev> goto java.com < and install
#3689 [17:44] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: sigh..... typcial....... i should retire to bed its late...... will you be on tommorow? 18 hours and 30 minutes from now ?
#3690 [17:44] <PlainToasty> haha i have done that a hundred times and i have went to add/remove and removed all editions of java
#3691 [17:44] <VoxelHead> TomRone, you man tractor beam, i'll pump the cows full of human sewage
#3692 [17:44] <PlainToasty> and re installed
#3693 [17:44] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: sorry for exact integers i dont know wat time it is there si i just gave you hours
#3694 [17:44] <lemon-rev> ??> PlainToasty win/dxdiag
#3695 [17:44] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3696 [17:44] <VoxelHead> PlainToasty: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3697 [17:44] <PlainToasty> yeah yeah voxel i know haha
#3698 [17:44] <Thrae> Master_Lykar: Yes, but honestly I don't think I'll be able to help further...there are other helpers here, including the ops, which may have better luck =/
#3699 [17:45] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: What's up?
#3700 [17:45] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: thats fine at least ill have you as a refference. thank you so much for you help it is much appriciated
#3701 [17:45] <lemon-rev> thrae sorry for butting in dude but i hate it when you cant get around to everyone yea
#3702 [17:45] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman: i cant play online i keep timing out
#3703 [17:45] <oldtopman> ??> Master_Lykar fubar/nic
#3704 [17:45] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (fubar/nic) Unfortunately, Minecraft has an incompatibility with certain network interface chipsets that manifests with a "Recv Timed Out" or a "Socket Write" error.
#3705 [17:45] <VoxelHead> Master_Lykar: (fubar/nic) Your only three solutions at the moment are to buy a new NIC, to switch to Linux or MacOS (which does not have this problem), or to wait for Notch to find and fix the problem.
#3706 [17:46] <oldtopman> Sorry :<
#3707 [17:46] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman i dont fully understand could you simplify it for me a little?
#3708 [17:47] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Did multiplayer ever work, and have you tested multiple servers?
#3709 [17:47] <PlainToasty> lemon-rev http://pastebin.com/AKzvFHbk
#3710 [17:47] <lemon-rev> ty
#3711 [17:48] <PlainToasty> np
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#3713 [17:48] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman i sometimes get on but i start falling into nothingness and then SOMETIMES i land on ground (not very much of it) and i can walk as far as the land has rendered (not more than 20 blocks) and it stays like that for 5 minutes then i time out
#3714 [17:49] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Have you tried other servers?
#3715 [17:49] <zenan> how do i load my int
#3716 [17:49] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty looks like your video card is way too old, newest one is 2006 , we need 2011 :P
#3717 [17:49] <PlainToasty> ike my drivers?
#3718 [17:49] <PlainToasty> like*
#3719 [17:49] <lemon-rev> yup
#3720 [17:49] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty im on amd / ati site now
#3721 [17:50] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman yeah i have, it says logging on, then then loading terrain for about 2 minutes then i time out and sometimes it just stays on logging in
#3722 [17:50] <PlainToasty> i updated them already with no success it just popped up and said you have the latest
#3723 [17:50] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty it seems the latest one is 2006 and theres not a newer one, so its your drivers / card / thats the trouble
#3724 [17:50] <PlainToasty> crap , so no fix cause radeon sucks?
#3725 [17:50] <zenan> lmeon k so im playing game but i dun know wher is my intovery
#3726 [17:50] <zenan> or my bap pack
#3727 [17:50] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty correct
#3728 [17:50] <zenan> orsomething lik taht
#3729 [17:50] <lemon-rev> get nvidia next time :P
#3730 [17:50] <Scott> Sounds like you just have ancient hardware.
#3731 [17:50] <zenan> leeeeeemmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooon
#3732 [17:51] <PlainToasty> so why would it run before then just quit working?
#3733 [17:51] <lemon-rev> zenan its either e or i on the keyboard
#3734 [17:51] <lemon-rev> hm
#3735 [17:51] <zenan> nope
#3736 [17:51] <zenan> then gain its classic free
#3737 [17:51] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty i dont know, i really dont if you have reinstall mc again then i cant tell you
#3738 [17:51] <zenan> again*
#3739 [17:51] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: You network card is incompatible with minecraft.
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#3741 [17:51] <PlainToasty> Lemon-rev oh yeah explain this though
#3742 [17:52] <oldtopman> zenan: Press "E"
#3743 [17:52] <zenan> i did
#3744 [17:52] <lemon-rev> zenan it has to be, i / e on the keyboard should bring up the screen where you have slots and inventory
#3745 [17:52] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman so the d-link wireless card doesnt work with minecraft?
#3746 [17:52] <zenan> i dun hav it o-o
#3747 [17:52] <zenan> its free classic minecraft
#3748 [17:52] <zenan> so yeah
#3749 [17:52] <lemon-rev> oh bah
#3750 [17:52] <lemon-rev> fuck
#3751 [17:52] <PlainToasty> lemon-rev i downloaded a cracked version and it works fine but when i use the official launcher it crashes
#3752 [17:52] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Appearently not. Either that or no servers are close enough to you.
#3753 [17:52] <lemon-rev> zenan buy minecraft
#3754 [17:52] <zenan> aww
#3755 [17:52] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go =O
#3756 [17:52] <oldtopman> PlainToasty: You have to remove the old one.
#3757 [17:52] <zenan> how am i gonna get those candle stick thingys
#3758 [17:53] <PlainToasty> what do you mean
#3759 [17:53] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty then goto minecraft.net and login and click in broswer then
#3760 [17:53] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman im in South Africa so it might be why, but if i ran an ethernet cable, could that cure my minecrafT?
#3761 [17:53] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Possibly.
#3762 [17:53] <lemon-rev> zenan you craft then
#3763 [17:53] <PlainToasty> the in browser one just freezes
#3764 [17:53] <lemon-rev> them*
#3765 [17:53] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Just keep trying.
#3766 [17:53] <oldtopman> Various methods, that is
#3767 [17:53] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman keep trying diffrent servers you mean?
#3768 [17:53] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty i dont know whats going on then dude, i really dont have you still got the cracked v ersion installed
#3769 [17:53] <lemon-rev> ?
#3770 [17:53] <oldtopman> Master_Lykar: Ethernet, wireless, etc.
#3771 [17:54] <PlainToasty> no i uninstalled it
#3772 [17:54] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman oh ok....... otherwise id probably have to play in a browser?
#3773 [17:54] <oldtopman> PlainToasty: What's your username?
#3774 [17:54] <PlainToasty> deleted my .minecraft files and all the launchers i has
#3775 [17:54] <PlainToasty> had*
#3776 [17:54] <lemon-rev> PlainToasty then go back to it, if its working but i dont know wtf is wrong with yours :(
#3777 [17:54] <PlainToasty> my username?
#3778 [17:54] <oldtopman> yeah.
#3779 [17:54] <PlainToasty> hahaha dont laugh cause my buddy made my account
#3780 [17:55] <oldtopman> sure
#3781 [17:55] <PlainToasty> ChildTaker lmao
#3782 [17:55] <lemon-rev> !paid childtalker
#3783 [17:55] <lemon-rev> !paid childtaker
#3784 [17:55] <PlainToasty> Taker
#3785 [17:55] <zenan> lmeon
#3786 [17:55] <zenan> my point it
#3787 [17:55] <lemon-rev> lol
#3788 [17:55] <zenan> w/o my invo i cant craft them
#3789 [17:55] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman alright then, il post a problem for notch, (not even sure if he will see it but anyway...) but thanks for your help
#3790 [17:55] <oldtopman> zenan: What is your first language?
#3791 [17:55] <lemon-rev> zenan what you mean point it ?
#3792 [17:56] <zenan> english
#3793 [17:56] <oldtopman> bag
#3794 [17:56] <oldtopman> bah*
#3795 [17:56] <zenan> wah?
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#3797 [17:56] <PlainToasty> ?
#3798 [17:56] <oldtopman> ??> zenan dont/tweet
#3799 [17:56] <VoxelHead> zenan: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#3800 [17:56] <zenan> i cant open up my invetory
#3801 [17:56] <oldtopman> Why not?
#3802 [17:56] <SimenOlai> hello fellow people
#3803 [17:56] <Master_Lykar> Thrae: thank you for your patients and help much appriciated friend
#3804 [17:56] <zenan> im using free classic minecraft
#3805 [17:56] <lemon-rev> zenan then test every key on your keyboard and see if your inventory comes up
#3806 [17:57] <SimenOlai> press b
#3807 [17:57] <zenan> mk
#3808 [17:57] <zenan> but B doesnt craft
#3809 [17:57] <SimenOlai> ...
#3810 [17:57] <lemon-rev> im playing games
#3811 [17:57] <zenan> it just has blocks
#3812 [17:57] <SimenOlai> free classic minecraft doesnt have crafting
#3813 [17:57] <PlainToasty> everyone stumped? lol
#3814 [17:57] <zenan> QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
#3815 [17:57] <PlainToasty> cause i sure am
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#3817 [17:57] <Master_Lykar> oldtopman and to you too, much appriciated
#3818 [17:57] <oldtopman> np
#3819 [17:58] <PlainToasty> ugh this really sucks, when does the offcial build for 1.9 come out?
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#3821 [18:00] <SimenOlai> it must come really soon
#3822 [18:00] <SimenOlai> only 1 month and 8 days left to full version
#3823 [18:00] <VoxelHead> Well actually 13.
#3824 [18:00] <PlainToasty> i think its the 18th? of october
#3825 [18:01] <PlainToasty> so voxel you dont know how to help either?
#3826 [18:01] <lemon-rev> ?? bot
#3827 [18:01] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#3828 [18:02] <oldtopman> ;kick zenan I've had enough of your spam
#3829 [18:02] * WugBot kicked zenan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enan :I've had enough of your spam)
#3830 [18:02] <PlainToasty> damn
#3831 [18:03] <VoxelHead> bye Keltinray
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#3834 [18:03] <SimenOlai> its the 18.
#3835 [18:03] <PlainToasty> Well, I suppose I wait for 1.9, you guys assume it will fix a lot of bugs?
#3836 [18:04] <SimenOlai> there is a tnt bug
#3837 [18:05] <PlainToasty> no i wish someone would help me lol sorry to the people who have been very helpful
#3838 [18:05] <SimenOlai> help with what?
#3839 [18:05] <PlainToasty> my monecraft.
#3840 [18:05] <PlainToasty> mine
#3841 [18:06] <SimenOlai> whats wrong about it
#3842 [18:07] <PlainToasty> everytime i run minecraft i put my login info in and loads and crashes before i get to the menu, then everytime it does that it puts an error file on my desktop, i tried a cracked version of minecraft and it worked but the official one does not
#3843 [18:07] <PlainToasty> it doesnt work in browser as well'
#3844 [18:08] <Ryladine> PlainToasty: put the error file on pastebin and give us the url for it
#3845 [18:08] <PlainToasty> kay do you want my dxdiag as well?
#3846 [18:09] <Ryladine> lets start with the error log
#3847 [18:09] <PlainToasty> http://mibpaste.com/4v5JOr
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#3849 [18:11] <Ryladine> PlainToasty: are you running any kind of AV software?
#3850 [18:11] <PlainToasty> yes but i have shut it off and it seems to make no difference
#3851 [18:12] <Ryladine> Are you certain it is completely disabled?
#3852 [18:12] <PlainToasty> i ca ntry, give me two seconds
#3853 [18:14] <PlainToasty> how do i find my internet security stuff slipped my mind
#3854 [18:14] <PlainToasty> kay i have to go but i will be back on in an hour for help, bye!
#3855 [18:14] <Ryladine> Hmp....
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#3857 [18:16] <INeedHelp> Hello, can someone help me?
#3858 [18:16] * mib_ydd6da [mib_ydd6da@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3859 [18:17] <INeedHelp> I bought minecraft, yet it will not work...why?
#3860 [18:17] <mib_ydd6da> yea im having the same problem
#3861 [18:17] <INeedHelp> interesting...you bought it today?
#3862 [18:17] <mib_ydd6da> yes
#3863 [18:18] <INeedHelp> It will get to the game download screen, and then nothing
#3864 [18:18] <mib_ydd6da> yea the screen just goes black when i download ther game and the sever
#3865 [18:18] <INeedHelp> My computer can't even find the program....
#3866 [18:19] <INeedHelp> Yo mods, a little help
#3867 [18:19] <mib_ydd6da> wow brb
#3868 [18:19] <mib_ydd6da> back
#3869 [18:19] <INeedHelp> please
#3870 [18:19] <mib_ydd6da> i need help! :(
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#3872 [18:19] <mib_ydd6da> the wiki dosnt help at all
#3873 [18:20] <INeedHelp> This sucks! My dad kept sayin this was a horrible idea and now it seems that my money is blown
#3874 [18:20] <INeedHelp> I wanted this game so bad too.
#3875 [18:20] <mib_ydd6da> :(
#3876 [18:20] <mib_ydd6da> well i cant play then i might have to consider something else
#3877 [18:20] * mib_b6om7c [mib_b6om7c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3878 [18:20] <INeedHelp> Aren't the mods supposed to help us?
#3879 [18:22] <mib_ydd6da> right? that sucks
#3880 [18:22] <INeedHelp> c'mon y'all! help us for God's sakes!!
#3881 [18:22] <INeedHelp> Stop sitting on your lazy tails and help us
#3882 [18:22] <mib_ydd6da> they just messing with us
#3883 [18:22] <INeedHelp> A******
#3884 [18:22] <mib_ydd6da> we might have to directly contact minecraft
#3885 [18:23] <mib_ydd6da> like on the phone or something
#3886 [18:23] <INeedHelp> I will fricking complain man
#3887 [18:23] <INeedHelp> This isn't even funny
#3888 [18:23] <mib_ydd6da> me to -_-
#3889 [18:24] <INeedHelp> I mean, what the hell?
#3890 [18:24] <lemon-rev> complain all you wish this is a community help channel
#3891 [18:24] <INeedHelp> Then help us
#3892 [18:24] <mib_ydd6da> right? :(
#3893 [18:24] <lemon-rev> so both of you need to get better at listing and staying quite till someone appears
#3894 [18:24] <INeedHelp> who?
#3895 [18:24] <lemon-rev> we dont have to help if we dont choose to
#3896 [18:24] <mib_ydd6da> did u get the game today?
#3897 [18:24] <INeedHelp> Yeah
#3898 [18:25] <lemon-rev> INeedHelp how long ago
#3899 [18:25] <INeedHelp> and dude, help, it is inhuman to not help in this situation
#3900 [18:25] <INeedHelp> Like at 3:55...around then
#3901 [18:25] <lemon-rev> i dont care, situation or not, we are volintiners
#3902 [18:25] <mib_ydd6da> please help you are our only hope
#3903 [18:26] <mib_ydd6da> i got it like half a hour ago
#3904 [18:26] <lemon-rev> well whats the trouble both of you
#3905 [18:26] <mib_ydd6da> well, i downloaded everything.. the server and the game. but the game is just black
#3906 [18:26] <lemon-rev> explane your trouble or ill go back to playing games
#3907 [18:26] <INeedHelp> It will get to the game download screen, and then a black screen
#3908 [18:26] <INeedHelp> what mib said
#3909 [18:26] <lemon-rev> mib_ydd6da goto java.com and install it
#3910 [18:26] <lemon-rev> INeedHelp you do same thing
#3911 [18:27] * mib_gix3c3 [mib_gix3c3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3912 [18:27] <INeedHelp> I have java
#3913 [18:27] <lemon-rev> get the newest one
#3914 [18:27] <mib_ydd6da> me to
#3915 [18:27] <lemon-rev> get the newest one
#3916 [18:27] <mib_gix3c3> hey i nned help
#3917 [18:27] <mib_ydd6da> ok
#3918 [18:27] <INeedHelp> I think I have it
#3919 [18:27] <lemon-rev> gix whats up
#3920 [18:27] <lemon-rev> i dont care if you THInK you have it, try it and find out
#3921 [18:27] <INeedHelp> Please don't be rude
#3922 [18:28] * mib_vqw02e [mib_vqw02e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3923 [18:28] <lemon-rev> im not, im just pissed off that two guys come in here with such a fucking fuss and now they cant get nothing but help
#3924 [18:28] <lemon-rev> anyways, keep it up
#3925 [18:28] <lemon-rev> back to the trouble, java.com <
#3926 [18:28] <mib_gix3c3> nok so i log in to minecraft and then it says loading and then my screen goes white whats wrong
#3927 [18:29] <lemon-rev> ?? mib_gix3c3 win/dxdiag
#3928 [18:29] <lemon-rev> bah, windows / mac ?
#3929 [18:29] <INeedHelp> I have the latest java dude
#3930 [18:29] <mib_gix3c3> windows
#3931 [18:29] <lemon-rev> ok give me tick
#3932 [18:29] <lemon-rev> ok, everyone try this then
#3933 [18:29] <lemon-rev> ?? everyone win/dxdiag
#3934 [18:29] <lemon-rev> bah
#3935 [18:29] <lemon-rev> wtf
#3936 [18:30] <lemon-rev> ?? everyone win/dxdiag
#3937 [18:30] <lemon-rev> ??? everyone win/dxdiag
#3938 [18:30] <INeedHelp> I have windows
#3939 [18:30] <lemon-rev> ??> everyone win/dxdiag
#3940 [18:30] <VoxelHead> everyone: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3941 [18:30] <VoxelHead> everyone: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3942 [18:30] <mib_ydd6da> im confused
#3943 [18:30] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE confused? feel these nipples!
#3944 [18:30] <lemon-rev> lol
#3945 [18:30] <mib_ydd6da> lol
#3946 [18:30] <lemon-rev> shut up bot
#3947 [18:30] <lemon-rev> yadd whats the confustion
#3948 [18:31] * ]CoF[HolzzWurm []CoF[HolzzWurm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3949 [18:31] <mib_gix3c3> ok so does anyone know what my problem is
#3950 [18:31] <lemon-rev> gix its your video
#3951 [18:31] <lemon-rev> do as vox said
#3952 [18:32] <mib_gix3c3> what???
#3953 [18:32] <INeedHelp> This pisses me off
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#3955 [18:32] <lemon-rev> gix can you read what voxel said or not ?
#3956 [18:32] <lemon-rev> ineedhelp either follow vox or dont bother
#3957 [18:32] <mib_g854oh> i set up a server but it says outdated server when someone tries to connect, whats wrong?
#3958 [18:32] <IAmPissed> He said nipples
#3959 [18:33] <IAmPissed> That is all
#3960 [18:33] <mib_ydd6da> oh god
#3961 [18:33] <lemon-rev> mib_g854oh if your server is running say 1.8 and someone comes along and trys with say 1.9.3 which is the latest pre release then they wont connect
#3962 [18:33] <]CoF[HolzzWurm> hi
#3963 [18:33] <lemon-rev> iampissed look vox is a bot ignore it
#3964 [18:33] <mib_g854oh> So how would i be able to update the server to 1.9.3?
#3965 [18:34] <VoxelHead> I've seen it before, it's rubbish
#3966 [18:34] * LifeIsGood [LifeIsGood@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3967 [18:34] <LifeIsGood> açgum br por ae?
#3968 [18:34] <lemon-rev> mib_g854oh go to minecraft fourms and get the file from there
#3969 [18:34] <Ghost96> ok
#3970 [18:34] <mib_g854oh> thanks.
#3971 [18:34] <lemon-rev> lifeisgood english only
#3972 [18:34] <Ghost96> why is a bot a mod?
#3973 [18:34] <lemon-rev> no
#3974 [18:34] <lemon-rev> a bot is a bot
#3975 [18:35] <lemon-rev> common you two where are you up to on this dxdiag ?
#3976 [18:35] <]CoF[HolzzWurm> can u read me?
#3977 [18:35] <mib_gix3c3> wait what do i do
#3978 [18:35] <mib_g854oh> ther mojang support forum?
#3979 [18:35] * mib_481jxm [mib_481jxm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3980 [18:35] <lemon-rev> cof yes whats up
#3981 [18:35] <]CoF[HolzzWurm> ah k nice
#3982 [18:35] <lemon-rev> g85 dude, the file for 1.9.3 is there if you look on the first page of minecraft fourms
#3983 [18:36] <lemon-rev> gix what you mean what you do ?
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#3985 [18:36] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :~(
#3986 [18:36] <mib_gix3c3> ok so i told u what my problem was what do i do next
#3987 [18:36] <lemon-rev> gix i said follow vox
#3988 [18:36] <Ghost96> no, vox I meant
#3989 [18:36] <Ghost96> sorry
#3990 [18:37] <LifeIsGood> Hey guys I need help here, I can not enter the free site minecraft because a message appears saying org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#3991 [18:37] <LifeIsGood> what do I do?I need help
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#3993 [18:37] <Ghost96> so what is wrong?
#3994 [18:37] <Ghost96> we all need help
#3995 [18:37] <lemon-rev> ??> LifeIsGood win/dxdiag
#3996 [18:37] <VoxelHead> LifeIsGood: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3997 [18:37] <VoxelHead> LifeIsGood: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3998 [18:37] <Iridium> hai
#3999 [18:38] <lemon-rev> irid i cant read minds
#4000 [18:38] <mib_gix3c3> please just tell me it again
#4001 [18:38] <Ghost96> any other "professional" site?
#4002 [18:38] <lemon-rev> gix follow vox for lifeisgood
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#4004 [18:39] <Ghost96> PixelEyes, are you having trouble too?
#4005 [18:40] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_gix3c3 win/dxdiag
#4006 [18:40] <PixelEyes> heh, how did you guess : )
#4007 [18:40] <VoxelHead> mib_gix3c3: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4008 [18:40] <VoxelHead> mib_gix3c3: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4009 [18:40] * mib_b0ihh9 [mib_b0ihh9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4010 [18:40] <lemon-rev> ghost / pixel wtf , explane your trouble or get out
#4011 [18:40] <Ghost96> First, do I get my money back?
#4012 [18:40] <lemon-rev> you dont
#4013 [18:40] <mib_b0ihh9> can anyone help me with my mc crashes. i already read that thread on the forum before i came here and tried a whole bunch of other stuff
#4014 [18:40] <Ghost96> shit
#4015 [18:41] <Ghost96> then make it work
#4016 [18:41] <lemon-rev> boi whats sorta crashes
#4017 [18:41] <lemon-rev> Ghost96 i dont know the trouble ??????????
#4018 [18:41] <LifeIsGood> dude I do not speak much English I'm using the translator. which is the key win?
#4019 [18:41] <mib_b0ihh9> like when i install buildcraft with modloader and mp it just crashes
#4020 [18:41] <mib_b0ihh9> here is the error message i get http://pastebin.com/66H1Lcbc
#4021 [18:41] <mib_gix3c3> what im still so confused it doesnt make sense can u put it in simpler terms and where would i type
#4022 [18:41] <lemon-rev> lifeisgood its the key that looks like a window or a flag to others, its the key between alt and ctrl
#4023 [18:42] <lemon-rev> mib b0 ty
#4024 [18:42] <Ghost96> nok so i log in to minecraft and then it says loading and then my screen goes white whats wrong
#4025 [18:42] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_b0ihh9 win/reinst
#4026 [18:42] <VoxelHead> mib_b0ihh9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4027 [18:42] <VoxelHead> mib_b0ihh9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4028 [18:42] <mib_b0ihh9> i also deleted the .minecraft already
#4029 [18:42] <PixelEyes> explaining my problem: i tried paying for a game, first screen says fail, in-frame "return to merchant" screen says thx for purchase. whom do I believe? my account says nothing about my success. did i explain it clearly enough?
#4030 [18:42] <lemon-rev> ghost its your video drivers/ give me a dxdiag report from pastebin.com
#4031 [18:42] <Ghost96> Mine goes black when the game tries to load
#4032 [18:42] <mib_b0ihh9> and made sure to delete the meta-inf folder
#4033 [18:42] <LifeIsGood> ok ok thanks man
#4034 [18:43] <mib_b0ihh9> Buildcraft is not working for me
#4035 [18:43] <lemon-rev> PixelEyes we cant control the payment process however you can ring your bank to see if they are blocking the transaction your trying to make
#4036 [18:43] <lemon-rev> mib thats why you reinstall it
#4037 [18:43] <lemon-rev> reinstall mc
#4038 [18:43] <mib_b0ihh9> i did
#4039 [18:43] <mib_b0ihh9> and i did so with java
#4040 [18:43] <lemon-rev> i mean fresh with ou the mod
#4041 [18:43] <mib_b0ihh9> i did
#4042 [18:44] <mib_b0ihh9> it works
#4043 [18:44] <mib_b0ihh9> everytime i install the mod, it just crashes with this error message http://pastebin.com/66H1Lcbc
#4044 [18:44] <lemon-rev> mib_b0ihh9 if you wish to have a mod then try #risucraft < for help there
#4045 [18:44] <mib_gix3c3> hey can anyone explain to me that in simpler terms does it go white cause a bunch of people are using it or something
#4046 [18:44] <mib_b0ihh9> sry i cannot paste it here
#4047 [18:44] <PixelEyes> lemon-rev so your answer is basically that i should believe the fail message, rather than a thank you
#4048 [18:44] <mib_b0ihh9> why?
#4049 [18:44] <lemon-rev> gix find out your video card and update it if you cant do a dxdiag
#4050 [18:44] <mib_b0ihh9> my video card is up to date
#4051 [18:45] <lemon-rev> pixeleyes im saying i cant do anything here because im only a volintir and that your bank has control over your transactions and not me
#4052 [18:45] <hello> i just get kicked
#4053 [18:45] <lemon-rev> qoq
#4054 [18:45] <lemon-rev> wow*
#4055 [18:45] <lemon-rev> not
#4056 [18:45] <hello> from the risucraft
#4057 [18:46] <lemon-rev> why
#4058 [18:46] <hello> i join then i instantly get kicked
#4059 [18:46] <hello> idk
#4060 [18:46] <mib_gix3c3> lemon rev i just played minecraft yesterday but now its not working the screen just goes white plaese help
#4061 [18:46] <lemon-rev> hm
#4062 [18:46] <Ghost96> wont let me dixdiag
#4063 [18:46] <lemon-rev> hello try #bukkit then, but dont know other channels that help with mods , try the fourms
#4064 [18:46] <hello> ghost you need to be an admin to dxdiag
#4065 [18:46] <lemon-rev> ghsot what you mean it wont let you dxdiag ?
#4066 [18:46] <Iridium> wont let you dxdiag?
#4067 [18:46] <hello> i m not using bukkit thou i m using client mods
#4068 [18:46] <Ghost96> oh...lemon head tld me to
#4069 [18:46] <hello> and i tried the forums and no one is able to help
#4070 [18:47] <lemon-rev> hello then fourms is only place we dotn deal with mods in here
#4071 [18:47] <hello> FUCK
#4072 [18:47] * AuBot kicked hello from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ello :Please keep it civil.)
#4073 [18:47] <lemon-rev> ty autobot
#4074 [18:47] <PixelEyes> lemon-rev with all respect, i did not ask you to do anything. I asked if in my case the transaction was blocked or not. Well, thank you anyways :\
#4075 [18:47] <mib_gix3c3> please HELP MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4076 [18:48] <mib_gix3c3> HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
#4077 [18:48] <Ghost96> so apparently the whole game is down online
#4078 [18:48] <lemon-rev> PixelEyes i dont know that is why i said i can only advise you to ring your bank and find out if it was blocked and get your bank to follow you with you on your transaction to find out what is going on when you try to pay for it
#4079 [18:48] <lemon-rev> Ghost96 what are you talking about ?
#4080 [18:48] * mib_w2nk1u [mib_w2nk1u@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4081 [18:48] <lemon-rev> gix wtf, where are you getting stuck
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#4083 [18:49] <Ghost96> that one dude has it and tried to playit online.....everyone today who has tried to download has failed
#4084 [18:49] <hatman> hey can someone help
#4085 [18:49] <Ghost96> A CRASH
#4086 [18:49] <lemon-rev> ghost that means nothing theres something happing we need a better explination of why its failing
#4087 [18:49] <LifeIsGood> where is the IRC channel?
#4088 [18:50] <lemon-rev> ghost a crash means little, needs more info
#4089 [18:50] <lemon-rev> irc channel is here
#4090 [18:50] <Ghost96> well, it could be
#4091 [18:50] <lemon-rev> ghost no, its verry little to go off
#4092 [18:50] <Ghost96> maybe, the online has crashed or something
#4093 [18:50] <Ghost96> that what the hell is our problem?
#4094 [18:50] <lemon-rev> ghost your still not telling me exactly where it crashes how it crashes and what is happikng before the crash
#4095 [18:50] <hatman> when i try to get in to minecraft my sreen laods and then it goes white what swrong
#4096 [18:51] <LifeIsGood> then I already did the procedure it and I gotta put the link here's the pastebin page?
#4097 [18:51] <lemon-rev> hatman your video drivers
#4098 [18:51] <lemon-rev> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#4099 [18:51] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4100 [18:51] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4101 [18:51] <PixelEyes> lemon-rev Ah well. now i have to go do someone elses job, trying to secure a perfectly regular visa transaction. Ok, have a good shift.
#4102 [18:51] <Ghost96> Maybe, the reason why online play/download won't work is cuz it crashed
#4103 [18:51] <Ghost96> I dont know how
#4104 [18:51] <lemon-rev> lifeisgood, once you did a pastebin you submit it to the site and you get a http link I want that http link pasted in here
#4105 [18:51] * mib_g4y0ae [mib_g4y0ae@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4106 [18:51] <VoxelHead> r
#4107 [18:51] * Nam-Ereh-Won [Nam-Ereh-Won@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#4109 [18:52] <LifeIsGood> http://pastebin.com/r5UrjGnn
#4110 [18:52] <lemon-rev> bah
#4111 [18:52] <Ghost96> My father is about to blow his top though if it doesnt get fixed
#4112 [18:52] <hatman> what box do i type that in and how do i press win key
#4113 [18:52] <lemon-rev> ghost goto minecraft.net and click in broswer after you log in and tell me wtf happens
#4114 [18:52] <lemon-rev> ty life is good
#4115 [18:53] <LifeIsGood> ok
#4116 [18:53] <lemon-rev> lifeisgood http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics < please try this page
#4117 [18:53] <lemon-rev> hatman try the key in between alt and ctrl
#4118 [18:54] <Ghost96> hold on
#4119 [18:54] * mib_pfpp8q [mib_pfpp8q@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4120 [18:54] <Ghost96> nothing but a black screen
#4121 [18:54] <Ghost96> NOTHING
#4122 [18:54] <lemon-rev> Ghost96 try java.com < update
#4123 [18:54] <LifeIsGood> I was on the page you told me and now?
#4124 [18:54] <VoxelHead> lifeisgood: now and me
#4125 [18:54] <Ghost96> It is that update dammit
#4126 [18:55] <Ghost96> THE NEWEST UPDATE IS WHAT i HAVE
#4127 [18:55] <lemon-rev> lifeisgood, try that page download the software to detect if you have the newest video drivers if so then try java.com < and update your drivers if that fails then minecrat wont work, on an old system
#4128 [18:56] <Ghost96> so what now lemon head?
#4129 [18:56] <lemon-rev> ghost can you goto your control pannel / add remove or programs / see hwo many versions of java you have got ?
#4130 [18:56] <hatman> ok but where do i type that
#4131 [18:56] <lemon-rev> hatman theres a space that you can type in down the bottem of the box
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#4133 [18:57] <Ghost96> Don't get your pants in a twist
#4134 [18:57] <hatman> ok but where is the box and in that box is the stuff i type is it on the minecraft site
#4135 [18:58] <LifeIsGood> I went to check your system and now I've checked the system. do what now?
#4136 [18:58] <lemon-rev> ghost i didnt i just asked you to do as i asked
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#4138 [18:58] <Ghost96> I have 1(one)(uno) Java hing
#4139 [18:58] <Ghost96> there a-wipe
#4140 [18:58] <lemon-rev> ??> Ghost96 win/dxdiag
#4141 [18:58] <VoxelHead> Ghost96: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4142 [18:58] <VoxelHead> Ghost96: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4143 [18:58] <Ghost96> It won't work!! I have tried
#4144 [18:59] <lemon-rev> hatman, what instrcutions have i given you a dxdiag correct ?
#4145 [18:59] <lemon-rev> hm
#4146 [18:59] <lemon-rev> ghsot what windows ?
#4147 [18:59] <lemon-rev> ghost*
#4148 [18:59] <hatman> yeah i tried it.. it didnt work
#4149 [18:59] <lemon-rev> hatman what have i gotten you to try a dxdiag or something different ?
#4150 [18:59] <Ghost96> windows XP
#4151 [19:00] <lemon-rev> ghost got control pannel , system,
#4152 [19:00] <Ghost96> that is what I have
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#4154 [19:00] <lemon-rev> hardware
#4155 [19:00] <lemon-rev> device manager
#4156 [19:00] <BURGE> for some reason it wont let me connect to minecraft.net when i launch the game, can anyone help?
#4157 [19:00] <hatman> idk lemon
#4158 [19:00] <lemon-rev> double click on display adapters
#4159 [19:01] <lemon-rev> burge useing the launcher ?
#4160 [19:01] <Ghost96> Can't find it
#4161 [19:01] <BURGE> the shortcut
#4162 [19:01] <Ghost96> I literally cannot
#4163 [19:01] <lemon-rev> ghost start menu,
#4164 [19:01] <Ghost96> yes
#4165 [19:01] <Ghost96> control panel
#4166 [19:01] <Ghost96> yes
#4167 [19:01] <Ghost96> now what?
#4168 [19:02] <hatman> lemon is there anyhting else i can do to fix my white screen problem
#4169 [19:02] <lemon-rev> system
#4170 [19:02] <lemon-rev> hatman, find out your video drivers and update them
#4171 [19:02] <lemon-rev> ghsot system
#4172 [19:02] <Ghost96> no system
#4173 [19:02] <lemon-rev> hm
#4174 [19:02] <Ghost96> cannot compute
#4175 [19:02] <lemon-rev> ghost are you running on someone elses account on that pc?
#4176 [19:02] <VoxelHead> cannot compute... compute
#4177 [19:02] <Ghost96> no
#4178 [19:02] <Ghost96> On my own
#4179 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ghost then somewhere down the line its been deleted
#4180 [19:03] <Ghost96> so?
#4181 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ok, let me fiure out another wqy
#4182 [19:03] <lemon-rev> way*
#4183 [19:03] <Ghost96> how? I am online right now
#4184 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ok
#4185 [19:03] <hatman> where are my video drivers and how do i update them
#4186 [19:03] <Ghost96> With my FRICKING account
#4187 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ghost exit that control pannel
#4188 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ghost right click on home / my computer
#4189 [19:03] <lemon-rev> ghost click on manage
#4190 [19:04] <Ghost96> now what?
#4191 [19:04] <lemon-rev> ghost click on hardware tab, then click device manager
#4192 [19:04] <lemon-rev> ghost then click on display adapters
#4193 [19:04] <Ghost96> where is that?
#4194 [19:05] <lemon-rev> its under tha tab hardware
#4195 [19:05] <lemon-rev> hatman, what windows are you running ?
#4196 [19:05] <Ghost96> now what??
#4197 [19:05] <Ghost96> got that
#4198 [19:05] <lemon-rev> ghost i have told you all you need to do, now you need to tell me what it says under display adapters
#4199 [19:06] <Ghost96> MOBILITY RADON 9000
#4200 [19:06] <VoxelHead> Blimey.
#4201 [19:06] <hatman> lemon i think 7
#4202 [19:06] <Ghost96> what?
#4203 [19:06] <lemon-rev> ghost then find the drivers on ati.com and download and install them
#4204 [19:06] <Ghost96> we have ati drivers
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#4206 [19:07] <lemon-rev> no you have a catalist drivers
#4207 [19:07] <lemon-rev> but it comes from ati.com
#4208 [19:07] <Ghost96> ok
#4209 [19:07] <lemon-rev> hatman give me a min
#4210 [19:07] <OldSnake> Can anyone here help me with setting up portable minecraft?
#4211 [19:07] <Ghost96> hold on
#4212 [19:07] <hatman> ok lemon
#4213 [19:07] <VoxelHead> Hold on... hon.
#4214 [19:08] <lemon-rev> hatman http://www.ehow.com/how_4916955_out-graphics-card-windows.html
#4215 [19:08] <hatman> HOLDING
#4216 [19:08] <hatman> ok
#4217 [19:08] <lemon-rev> oldsnake once you have minecraft running on your computer its able to move about, but you will have to play in offline mode
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#4219 [19:09] <OldSnake> i want it on a flash drive though
#4220 [19:09] <Ghost96> Omega drivers?
#4221 [19:09] <java> hi, i have a windows 64 bit laptop, where do i get the right java for it?
#4222 [19:09] <Ghost96> is that what we need?
#4223 [19:09] <lemon-rev> oldsnake then use 7zip back it up on your flash driver but it will only work on the pc that its been activated on
#4224 [19:09] <Ghost96> lemon head?
#4225 [19:09] <Ghost96> Omega ati?
#4226 [19:10] <lemon-rev> ghost you need to goto ati.com and goto suport put your video driver under the drop down menus
#4227 [19:10] <lemon-rev> and then download the newest driver
#4228 [19:10] <Guest85351> do i downlod the offline java thing from here? http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#4229 [19:10] <lemon-rev> Guest25335 wtf, no, why would you need a manual ?
#4230 [19:10] <Guest85351> ?
#4231 [19:10] <lemon-rev> the link you just pastes is a manuel
#4232 [19:11] <Guest85351> wats that..
#4233 [19:11] <OldSnake> i want it on a flash drive so i can play it on any computer i have
#4234 [19:11] <lemon-rev> bah, not going there
#4235 [19:11] <Guest85351> ok then what do i downlaod
#4236 [19:11] <hatman> hey lemon i opened i up and im at step 6 i cant find the tab andvanced settings
#4237 [19:11] <OldSnake> i am following http://en.kioskea.net/faq/9814-portable-minecraft-minecraft-on-your-usb-key but i get an error when laucnhing
#4238 [19:11] <lemon-rev> oldsnake then get the cracked version good luck
#4239 [19:11] <lemon-rev> hm, so what have you got up too on that so far what menu ?
#4240 [19:13] <VoxelHead> Bye Guest85351.
#4241 [19:13] <hatman> lemon!!!!
#4242 [19:13] <lemon-rev> ?
#4243 [19:13] <Ghost96> ghost you need to goto ati.com and goto suport put your video driver under the drop down menus 19:10 lemon-rev and then download the newest driver
#4244 [19:13] <lemon-rev> and ?
#4245 [19:14] <Ghost96> having a hard time
#4246 [19:14] <lemon-rev> hatman i dont know, whre your up to, im not on that site following i need to find out where or what menu or thing you have up on your computer atm
#4247 [19:14] <hatman> lemon i could not find it all i do i want to play minecraft ugghhh what if i just leave it and cme back tommorow will it work
#4248 [19:15] <lemon-rev> ghost in the support part of that site can you see the dropdowns
#4249 [19:15] <Ghost96> I have tried
#4250 [19:15] <Ghost96> could you find me a link?
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#4252 [19:16] <Ghost96> pleasse
#4253 [19:16] <lemon-rev> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx < step 1, notebook graphics, / step 2 not sure, step 3 not sure, step 4 put your os in your version of windows, and press display results
#4254 [19:16] <hatman> wiill it work tommorow
#4255 [19:16] <lemon-rev> hatman only if you get it working now or tomrrow
#4256 [19:16] <Ghost96> thank you
#4257 [19:16] <OldSnake> i also got a question, when i am downloading updates for minecraft it will randomly stop downloading
#4258 [19:16] <hatman> how do i get it to work
#4259 [19:17] <lemon-rev> oldsnake then goto your antivirus software and allow folder .minecraft in the exeptions list, also turn off your firewall while downloading the files
#4260 [19:17] <Ghost96> the radon mobiliy isnt there
#4261 [19:18] <lemon-rev> hatman, you said you got to item 6 on the page what was the previous thing it told you to do, and what did you get on your computer ?
#4262 [19:18] <lemon-rev> ghost it shoudl give you an automatic program to find and detect dirvers
#4263 [19:18] <Ghost96> lemon-rev, it wasnt there
#4264 [19:18] <lemon-rev> ghost it should be under step 1
#4265 [19:18] <lemon-rev> just look under notebook
#4266 [19:18] <Ghost96> I checked
#4267 [19:18] <Ghost96> nothing
#4268 [19:18] * mib_id0vi3 [mib_id0vi3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4269 [19:18] <lemon-rev> ghost then use google to find out how you can do it then
#4270 [19:19] <hatman> lemon it didnt work and when i try to log in it says loading minecraft and then my screen goes white
#4271 [19:19] <Ghost96> I do not see the 9000 version
#4272 [19:19] <lemon-rev> hatman i know your problem but i dont know your video card
#4273 [19:19] <lemon-rev> well i dont know dude, theres a 9xxxx
#4274 [19:19] <hatman> whats my problem then
#4275 [19:19] <mib_id0vi3> I have minecraft installed on my computer but when I go to run it nothing happens?
#4276 [19:20] <Ghost96> I don't see the 9xxxx
#4277 [19:20] <lemon-rev> hm, ghost you could try 1 : notebook / 2 radeon hd series / 3/ auto detect and install
#4278 [19:21] <Ghost96> I may be a while
#4279 [19:21] <lemon-rev> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-32.aspx < ghost try that, end of story i cant help you
#4280 [19:21] <hatman> do uk the problem lemon cause couldnt u tell me
#4281 [19:22] <lemon-rev> uk ?
#4282 [19:22] <hatman> you know
#4283 [19:22] <lemon-rev> hatman i keep telling you the trouble is your video drivers
#4284 [19:22] * mib_lzqnr1 [mib_lzqnr1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4285 [19:22] <hatman> so i need to upgrade them
#4286 [19:22] <lemon-rev> YES
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#4288 [19:23] <hatman> do i have to take them out of my computer or something or what
#4289 [19:23] <Ghost96> first, my computer downloaded the whole thing, game and all...but the program will not show on my computer when we check
#4290 [19:23] <lemon-rev> hatman no its just a matter of finding your video card updateing the drivers off the internet to the lastest version and then possible and only possible will it work
#4291 [19:24] <Ghost96> lemon
#4292 [19:24] <lemon-rev> yes
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#4294 [19:24] <hatman> ok ill try do you have a link where i could update it at
#4295 [19:24] <lemon-rev> ghost the program your refering to is minecraft.exe correct ?
#4296 [19:24] <Ghost96> yes
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#4298 [19:25] <OldSnake> i tried disabling my firewall and allowing the minecraft folder through the antivirus but it sitll won't DL
#4299 [19:25] <lemon-rev> hatman, i have been trying all this f'ing time to get you to tell me wtf your card is, but you cant seem to find it,
#4300 [19:25] <lemon-rev> oldsnake then goto minecraft.net login / click in broswer
#4301 [19:25] <Ghost96> that is the program
#4302 [19:25] <mib_30ujzy> can anyone help? I am using Classic minecraft Multi player on an US server and it takes me to a black box (maybe the playing screen?) saying "minecraft Switching applets" then a java box comes up about 4 times asking to run something then after that i hit esc then hit b(the instrions starting said to do so) then nothing. ????
#4303 [19:26] <lemon-rev> ghost when you said it downloaded everything where is that file ?
#4304 [19:26] <hatman> yeah but i cant find it so where can i update it at
#4305 [19:26] <Ghost96> i dont know...we can't find it
#4306 [19:26] <lemon-rev> mib_30ujzy no not going to help/ try updateing java / and video drivers other from that buy mc and ill help then
#4307 [19:26] * dylanbarberdude [dylanbarberdude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4308 [19:27] <lemon-rev> hatman thats because you dont know what your os is, please get a professional to come to your home and install the latest drivers/ sorry im out of help with you
#4309 [19:27] <Ghost96> no me
#4310 [19:27] <OldSnake> there we go
#4311 [19:27] <Ghost96> now*
#4312 [19:27] <dylanbarberdude> Morning All!
#4313 [19:27] <VoxelHead> =]
#4314 [19:27] <OldSnake> i just copied/pasted the 1.8 stuff to the new folder
#4315 [19:27] <hatman> ok thanks for the help lemon
#4316 [19:27] <Ghost96> okay, lemon we cannot find it
#4317 [19:28] <lemon-rev> oldsnake unless you know wtf it is your doing then, sorry
#4318 [19:28] <lemon-rev> ghost then get someone that does
#4319 [19:28] <hatman> but whats the usual video thing for a person
#4320 [19:28] <lemon-rev> hatman they could help if you got a profesional or tech guy to come to your home
#4321 [19:28] <dylanbarberdude> I ha
#4322 [19:29] <Ghost96> IT ISNT IN THERE YOU BUTTHOLE
#4323 [19:29] <Ghost96> THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING
#4324 [19:29] <Ghost96> AND WE DOWNLOADED IT TOO
#4325 [19:29] <lemon-rev> ghost , i cant help you , get someone that can, by by
#4326 [19:30] <Ghost96> who will help me then? Santa Claus? Because he is about as fake as all these losers who pose on here as "helpers". The whole lot of you are a bunch of fakers
#4327 [19:31] <Ghost96> ALL OF YOU
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#4330 [19:31] <Ghost96> dont even care to help me
#4331 [19:31] <Damein> i am back hold your applause to the end
#4332 [19:31] <Damein> ghost96 what do you need help with?
#4333 [19:31] <Damein> or not
#4334 [19:31] <Damein> kio you need help
#4335 [19:32] <Damein> now im alone
#4336 [19:32] <Damein> voxelhead!
#4337 [19:32] <VoxelHead> :)
#4338 [19:32] <Damein> voxelhead why is there bacon in my soap?
#4339 [19:32] <VoxelHead> i could tell you, but then i'd have to describe you
#4340 [19:33] <Damein> voxelhead describe me
#4341 [19:33] <Damein> voxelhead damein or pencil
#4342 [19:33] * Damein feels voxelhead
#4342 [19:33] * VoxelHead nays Damein in return
#4342 [19:33] <Damein> lol love this bot
#4343 [19:33] <Damein> voxelhead im canadian
#4344 [19:34] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4345 [19:34] <dylanbarberdude> brb
#4346 [19:34] <Damein> lol
#4347 [19:34] * Damein licks voxelhead
#4347 [19:34] * VoxelHead passes it on to Guest25335
#4347 [19:35] * pachuco [pachuco@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4348 [19:35] <Damein> voxelhead eat pachuco
#4349 [19:35] * VoxelHead eats pachuco
#4349 [19:35] <Damein> voxelhead eat em up
#4350 [19:35] * VoxelHead eats em up
#4350 [19:35] <pachuco> ???
#4351 [19:35] <Damein> sorry im having fun with this bot do you need help?
#4352 [19:36] <pachuco> yes mac problem with MC classic
#4353 [19:36] <pachuco> multi
#4354 [19:36] <Damein> im not good with mac sorry maybe when dylanbarberdude comes back he could :/
#4355 [19:36] <Damein> haha
#4356 [19:36] <VoxelHead> Mwahahahahahahahahahaha.
#4357 [19:37] <pachuco> ok.... :(
#4358 [19:37] <Damein> hi
#4359 [19:37] <Damein> 12hi
#4360 [19:37] <Damein> 12: p
#4361 [19:37] <Damein> wierd
#4362 [19:37] <Damein> 12haha
#4363 [19:38] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go =O.
#4364 [19:38] <Damein> me too
#4365 [19:38] <Damein> haha
#4366 [19:38] <VoxelHead> ow... my spine
#4367 [19:38] * Damein feels voxelhead
#4367 [19:38] * VoxelHead feels Damein back with your advice on this
#4367 [19:38] <Damein> :p
#4368 [19:39] <Damein> voxelhead eat voxelhead
#4369 [19:39] * VoxelHead eats voxelhead
#4369 [19:39] <VoxelHead> mmmmm... recursive
#4370 [19:39] <Damein> lol
#4371 [19:39] * Lugnut1206 [Lugnut1206@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4372 [19:39] * Damein kicks voxelhead
#4372 [19:39] <VoxelHead> Ow! my wrist!
#4373 [19:39] <Lugnut1206> Hey guys
#4374 [19:39] <Damein> i hit ur leg quit whininh
#4375 [19:39] <Damein> hi
#4376 [19:39] <Damein> whining*
#4377 [19:39] <Lugnut1206> I have a bit of a problem when I run minecraft
#4378 [19:40] * Damein backhands voxelhead
#4378 [19:40] <VoxelHead> hey
#4379 [19:40] <Damein> are you on windows?
#4380 [19:40] <Lugnut1206> I open the exe and then sign in and hit login
#4381 [19:40] <Lugnut1206> yes
#4382 [19:40] <Lugnut1206> xp
#4383 [19:40] * Damein rubs voxelhead on the tip of his head
#4383 [19:40] <VoxelHead> I do love a good rubsing.
#4384 [19:40] <Lugnut1206> it goes black,
#4385 [19:41] <Lugnut1206> then I receive the following error
#4386 [19:41] <Damein> ok you sign in and login and it goes black
#4387 [19:41] <Damein> do you know how to check your ram?
#4388 [19:41] <Damein> o wait error?
#4389 [19:41] <Lugnut1206> http://pastebin.com/qpjCxQmW
#4390 [19:41] <Damein> like a little note?
#4391 [19:41] <Lugnut1206> thats the error I receive
#4392 [19:41] <Lugnut1206> it goes black then goes to that error
#4393 [19:42] <Lugnut1206> No
#4394 [19:42] <Damein> ok well your graphics card is outdated thanks aubot
#4395 [19:42] <Lugnut1206> now*, see, I have updated my drivers to the latest
#4396 [19:42] <Damein> you sure?
#4397 [19:42] <Lugnut1206> and yes, I'm aware an intel
#4398 [19:42] <Lugnut1206> so..
#4399 [19:42] <Lugnut1206> I'm sol?
#4400 [19:42] <Damein> ummm....
#4401 [19:43] <Lugnut1206> Its an intel gma 945
#4402 [19:43] <Lugnut1206> so
#4403 [19:43] <Damein> what type of graphic card you have?
#4404 [19:43] <Damein> o hold on
#4405 [19:43] <Lugnut1206> it's not exactly good, but it has run minecraft in the past
#4406 [19:43] <Lugnut1206> intel gma 945
#4407 [19:44] <Damein> go to this
#4408 [19:44] <Damein> http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics
#4409 [19:44] <Damein> and try checking for updates?
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#4411 [19:45] <Gyroze> is anybody here to help?
#4412 [19:45] * dylanbarberdude [dylanbarberdude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4413 [19:45] <Damein> with what gyroze?
#4414 [19:45] <dylanbarberdude> im back
#4415 [19:45] <Damein> aubot your a bot right?
#4416 [19:45] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
#4417 [19:45] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4418 [19:45] <Damein> dylan could you help pachuco]
#4419 [19:45] <Damein> lol vox your awesome
#4420 [19:46] <dylanbarberdude> withbwhat
#4421 [19:46] <pachuco> mac problem on MC classic multi
#4422 [19:46] <Gyroze> kay well i was here a couple of hours ago about my minecraft crashing
#4423 [19:46] <dylanbarberdude> oh
#4424 [19:46] <Damein> kk and?
#4425 [19:46] <Lugnut1206> I'm fairly certain that http://goo.gl/q4hY7 is my computer
#4426 [19:47] <dylanbarberdude> ok brb
#4427 [19:47] <dylanbarberdude> Lugnut1206, il check it out
#4428 [19:47] <VoxelHead> i like them =D
#4429 [19:47] <Gyroze> k well it goes to the login page and i put my login info in and then hit login and it goes black and crashes, after it puts a error file on my desktop everytime
#4430 [19:47] <Damein> ok and you tried updating the graphics card already?
#4431 [19:47] * |Kiikun|NotAtHome| [|Kiikun|NotAtHome|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4432 [19:47] <Gyroze> yep
#4433 [19:48] <Damein> well if you have updated it then it should work
#4434 [19:48] <Gyroze> well.. it doesnt lol
#4435 [19:48] <Damein> |kiikun|notathome|
#4436 [19:49] * |Kiikun|NotAtHome| isnt here.
#4436 [19:49] <Damein> ....... you are bc you just typed /me lol
#4437 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> lol
#4438 [19:49] * |Kiikun|NotAtHome| typed nothing!
#4438 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> could be automatic
#4439 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> Pidgin does have that ca
#4440 [19:49] <|Kiikun|NotAtHome|> :P im only on while gf is showering.
#4441 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> nevermind
#4442 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> lies and deception
#4443 [19:49] <|Kiikun|NotAtHome|> :P
#4444 [19:49] <Lugnut1206> lol
#4445 [19:49] <Damein> and your not in with her?
#4446 [19:49] * dylanbarberdude [dylanbarberdude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4447 [19:50] <Gyroze> hahah
#4448 [19:50] <|Kiikun|NotAtHome|> tempting... but her dad and brother are home :P
#4449 [19:50] <Lugnut1206> thats what i thought
#4450 [19:50] <Lugnut1206> sounds strangly counter productive
#4451 [19:50] <Damein> o that must suck
#4452 [19:50] <VoxelHead> must = cack-button
#4453 [19:50] <Damein> lol
#4454 [19:50] <Lugnut1206> stangely*
#4455 [19:50] <Damein> wtf vox?
#4456 [19:50] <Lugnut1206> god damn it
#4457 [19:50] <VoxelHead> Cabbages.
#4458 [19:50] * Ninemmtylenol [Ninemmtylenol@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4459 [19:50] <Damein> good spelling
#4460 [19:51] <dylanbarberdude> im back
#4461 [19:51] <Damein> gyroze maybe lugnut might be able to help you if he knows bout graphic card
#4462 [19:51] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
#4463 [19:51] <Damein> feel them nipples
#4464 [19:51] <dylanbarberdude> my ds crashed using it for irc
#4465 [19:51] <Lugnut1206> The CYRI thing crashes, Damein
#4466 [19:51] <Lugnut1206> gives me a server error
#4467 [19:51] <Lugnut1206> so the auto-detect doesn't work
#4468 [19:52] <Damein> aww that sux manual detect? or is there a way to do that?
#4469 [19:52] * dylanbarberdude feels VoxelHead's nipples
#4469 [19:52] <VoxelHead> i do love a good feelsing
#4470 [19:52] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4471 [19:52] * mib_o46k6b [mib_o46k6b@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4472 [19:52] <Damein> dylan wow
#4473 [19:52] <dylanbarberdude> typo
#4474 [19:52] <Lugnut1206> I have gone through manually and found the drivers I need, Damein
#4475 [19:52] <Damein> alright then can you help gyroze?
#4476 [19:52] <Lugnut1206> and again
#4477 [19:52] <Lugnut1206> they're up to date
#4478 [19:52] <Lugnut1206> no
#4479 [19:53] <dylanbarberdude> !paid Damein
#4480 [19:53] <Lugnut1206> I have no idea what his problem is
#4481 [19:53] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4482 [19:53] <Damein> i know ive paid for minecraft
#4483 [19:53] <Damein> im not the one with problem
#4484 [19:53] <Damein> lol
#4485 [19:53] <dylanbarberdude> !client
#4486 [19:53] <Damein> gyroze sry man
#4487 [19:53] <dylanbarberdude> ^^^
#4488 [19:53] <VoxelHead> So, like, !~@$@%#£dylanbarberdude#^~^$~
#4489 [19:53] <Gyroze> haha it okay
#4490 [19:54] <Gyroze> Thanks thought
#4491 [19:54] <Gyroze> though!
#4492 [19:54] <Damein> maybe get better laptop cuz that one dont look the best
#4493 [19:54] <Damein> yea np
#4494 [19:54] <Damein> or better graphic card
#4495 [19:55] * dylanbarberdude kicks VoxelHead
#4495 [19:55] <VoxelHead> ow hey! that was my 2nd-to-last elbow =[
#4496 [19:55] <Lugnut1206> its a netbook..
#4497 [19:55] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4498 [19:55] <Damein> lol love doing that
#4499 [19:55] <Damein> wait is that a good laptop?
#4500 [19:55] <Gyroze> well the stupid thing is i can play it on the cracked minecraft but not on the official build, and i have paid for my account
#4501 [19:55] <Lugnut1206> mine?
#4502 [19:55] * dylanbarberdude stares at VoxelHead
#4502 [19:55] * VoxelHead bounces away
#4502 [19:55] * Damein tells voxelhead to pass it on
#4502 [19:55] * VoxelHead mines Damein in return
#4502 [19:55] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4503 [19:55] <Damein> mines me?
#4504 [19:56] <Damein> kii gets lucky
#4505 [19:56] <Damein> :p
#4506 [19:56] * Damein smacks voxelhead
#4506 [19:56] <VoxelHead> erk
#4507 [19:57] <Damein> voxelhead eat dylanbarberdude
#4508 [19:57] * VoxelHead eats dylanbarberdude
#4508 [19:57] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4509 [19:57] <Damein> voxelhead kick dylanbarberdude
#4510 [19:57] <Damein> awwww
#4511 [19:57] <Damein> :p
#4512 [19:57] * dylanbarberdude VoxelHead rape Damein
#4512 [19:57] <dylanbarberdude> :(
#4513 [19:57] <Lugnut1206> me leave
#4514 [19:57] <Lugnut1206> >.>
#4515 [19:57] <Damein> kk cya
#4516 [19:58] <Lugnut1206> fucking sex rp
#4517 [19:58] * AuBot kicked Lugnut1206 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ugnut1206 :Please keep it civil.)
#4518 [19:58] <Damein> wait gyroze youve paid?
#4519 [19:58] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead lick Damein
#4520 [19:58] * Lugnut1206 [Lugnut1206@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4521 [19:58] <Lugnut1206> didn't mean to leave quite like that
#4522 [19:58] <Damein> hey!
#4523 [19:58] <Gyroze> yep
#4524 [19:58] <Lugnut1206> lol
#4525 [19:58] <Damein> lol
#4526 [19:58] <Lugnut1206> but still have to go
#4527 [19:58] <Damein> and it works on the cracked minecraft
#4528 [19:58] <Lugnut1206> cya
#4529 [19:58] <Damein> lol cya
#4530 [19:58] <Gyroze> yeah but crashes on the official build
#4531 [19:58] * Lugnut1206 [Lugnut1206@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#4532 [19:59] <Damein> what operating system you got 64 bit 32 bit?
#4533 [19:59] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead stare at me
#4534 [19:59] <Gyroze> 32
#4535 [19:59] * dylanbarberdude eats Voxel
#4535 [19:59] <VoxelHead> *eats dylanbarberdude in a vagina*
#4536 [20:00] <Damein> :p
#4537 [20:00] <Gyroze> wait let me just make sure
#4538 [20:00] <Damein> wtf?
#4539 [20:00] * guest-0-63084 [guest-0-63084@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4540 [20:00] * dylanbarberdude eats VoxelHead's sandwitch
#4540 [20:00] * VoxelHead eats dylanbarberdude back with a hitchhiker
#4540 [20:00] <Damein> dylan could it be that he uses a 32 bit that it doesnt work
#4541 [20:00] <dylanbarberdude> wtf
#4542 [20:00] <Damein> lol
#4543 [20:00] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4544 [20:00] <Damein> you spelt sandwhich wrong
#4545 [20:00] <guest-0-63084> hey my mc has been crashing randumly any way to fix?
#4546 [20:01] * guest-0-73675 [guest-0-73675@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4547 [20:01] * Damein eats voxelhead's toe
#4547 [20:01] * Omega_Guardian [Omega_Guardian@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4548 [20:01] <VoxelHead> *loves it*
#4549 [20:01] <dylanbarberdude> e=mc2
#4550 [20:01] <Damein> voxelhead what turns you on
#4551 [20:01] <guest-0-63084> any one?
#4552 [20:01] * Munkie1017 [Munkie1017@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4553 [20:01] <Gyroze> 32 bit should have nothing to do about it
#4554 [20:01] <Damein> guest0 whatever what do you mean it crashes?
#4555 [20:01] <VoxelHead> mmm munkie1017
#4556 [20:02] <Damein> gyroze seems like you know more bout me lol
#4557 [20:02] <guest-0-63084> it just shuts off and closes with out saving at any time
#4558 [20:02] <Gyroze> haha
#4559 [20:02] <VoxelHead> When the repairs are done i shall hunt down that evil death bee.
#4560 [20:02] <murk> why do i get something that says "can't resolve hostname"
#4561 [20:02] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead what turns you off
#4562 [20:02] <Gyroze> guest do you get any error messages?
#4563 [20:02] * dylanbarberdude vomits
#4563 [20:02] <Gyroze> murk When you are connecting to a server?
#4564 [20:02] * dylanbarberdude vomits on VoxelHead
#4564 [20:02] * VoxelHead . o O ( ? )
#4564 [20:02] <guest-0-63084> i mite i could post one but i can go by X98]
#4565 [20:03] <Damein> post it on pastebin.com
#4566 [20:03] <murk> gyroze, read pm :))
#4567 [20:03] * papaganoush [papaganoush@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4568 [20:03] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4569 [20:03] * Damein vomits on voxelhead
#4569 [20:03] <VoxelHead> I do love a good Dameining.
#4570 [20:03] <Damein> lol
#4571 [20:03] <Damein> voxelhead damein or dylanbarberdude
#4572 [20:04] <guest-0-63084> yes i do have an error were shall i post it?
#4573 [20:04] <Damein> www.pastebin.com
#4574 [20:04] <Damein> vox damein or dylanbarberdude
#4575 [20:04] <guest-0-63084> the bin or the error doc?
#4576 [20:04] <Damein> voxelhead damein, or dylanbarberdude
#4577 [20:05] * dylanbarberdude pisses on VoxelHead
#4577 [20:05] * VoxelHead pisses on dylanbarberdude
#4577 [20:05] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4578 [20:05] <Gyroze> guest pm me
#4579 [20:05] <dylanbarberdude> mmm leamonade
#4580 [20:05] <guest-0-63084> ?
#4581 [20:05] <guest-0-63084> how do i pm u?
#4582 [20:05] <Damein> type /msg then his name
#4583 [20:05] <Damein> then the error
#4584 [20:06] * Damein takes a dump on voxelhead
#4584 [20:06] <VoxelHead> mmmm
#4585 [20:06] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4586 [20:06] <Damein> lol
#4587 [20:06] * mib_trdaj0 [mib_trdaj0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4588 [20:06] * Damein shoves voxelhead's head in toilet and yells at him "You like swirlies?"
#4588 [20:06] <VoxelHead> "praise" be to you
#4589 [20:07] <Damein> lol
#4590 [20:07] * sluggo [sluggo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4591 [20:07] * Damein rips voxelhead's eyes out and makes him look at himsself
#4591 [20:08] <VoxelHead> r i do love a good ripsing.
#4592 [20:08] <Damein> voxelhead do you have any brothers?
#4593 [20:08] <VoxelHead> No.
#4594 [20:08] <sluggo> having problems with in-browser game. It starts to load on the java screen and then goes black. Any advice?
#4595 [20:08] <VoxelHead> and then a goat came
#4596 [20:09] * dylanbarberdude eyes VoxelHead
#4596 [20:09] <Damein> voxelhead do you have any sisters?
#4597 [20:09] * VoxelHead looks at dylanbarberdude
#4597 [20:09] * VoxelHead nods
#4597 [20:09] * Damein looks at voxelhead with despise
#4597 [20:09] <VoxelHead> i can still see you...
#4598 [20:09] <Damein> no you cant!
#4599 [20:09] <Damein> haha
#4600 [20:09] <VoxelHead> i have had enough of your smelly mouth filled with corn
#4601 [20:10] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4602 [20:10] <sluggo> haha
#4603 [20:10] <VoxelHead> The giant flesh-eating "demon" squid has escaped! security! protect your master! GIR! Defensive mode!
#4604 [20:10] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead kick me
#4605 [20:10] <sluggo> on me
#4606 [20:10] <Damein> haha
#4607 [20:11] <Damein> voxelhead eat dylanbarberdude
#4608 [20:11] * VoxelHead eats dylanbarberdude
#4608 [20:11] <Damein> voxelhead eat out of the toilet
#4609 [20:11] * VoxelHead eats out of the toilet
#4609 [20:11] <Damein> haha
#4610 [20:11] <sluggo> oops i meant no me
#4611 [20:11] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead kick Damein
#4612 [20:11] <VoxelHead> i congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!
#4613 [20:11] <Damein> your my sexy pig
#4614 [20:11] <dylanbarberdude> haha
#4615 [20:12] <Damein> voxelhead why is there bacon in my soap?
#4616 [20:12] <VoxelHead> Beats working.
#4617 [20:12] * guest-0-13277 [guest-0-13277@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4618 [20:12] <dylanbarberdude> th
#4619 [20:12] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4620 [20:12] <Damein> voxelhead eat dylanbarberdue out
#4621 [20:12] <guest-0-13277> hey guys my mc just crashes at any time and does not save what is happing?
#4622 [20:12] * VoxelHead eats dylanbarberdue out
#4622 [20:12] <Damein> dang
#4623 [20:12] <Damein> voxelhead eat dylanbarberdude out
#4624 [20:12] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: What error?
#4625 [20:12] * VoxelHead eats dylanbarberdude out
#4625 [20:13] * mib_zvvar6 [mib_zvvar6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4626 [20:13] <sluggo> is there help here?
#4627 [20:13] <guest-0-13277> I can go by x98 and should i pm u it?
#4628 [20:13] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead do you play Minecraft?
#4629 [20:13] <VoxelHead> omg yes
#4630 [20:13] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#4631 [20:13] <Damein> no duh
#4632 [20:13] <oldtopman> Damein: Please stop spamming the bot?
#4633 [20:13] <Damein> aww cmon hes fun
#4634 [20:13] <sluggo> on dudu
#4635 [20:13] <oldtopman> /glare
#4636 [20:13] <Damein> can we do it on his home turf?
#4637 [20:14] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: What are you talking about?
#4638 [20:14] <oldtopman> ??> guest-0-13277 dont/pm
#4639 [20:14] <VoxelHead> guest-0-13277: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#4640 [20:14] <sluggo> ?
#4641 [20:14] * Vasher [Vasher@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4642 [20:14] <oldtopman> sluggo: What's up?
#4643 [20:14] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead whats your Minecraft name
#4644 [20:14] <Damein> dylanbarberdude go into his home turd
#4645 [20:14] <sluggo> ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
#4646 [20:14] * VoxelHead lends sluggo a cushion
#4646 [20:15] <Damein> turf -_-
#4647 [20:15] <oldtopman> ??> sluggo dont/spam
#4648 [20:15] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#4649 [20:15] <guest-0-13277> am i at minceaft help?
#4650 [20:15] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: Yes.
#4651 [20:15] <oldtopman> Pleast put your error on pastebin.
#4652 [20:15] <guest-0-13277> can i post my error here?
#4653 [20:15] <Damein> voxelhead check yourself
#4654 [20:15] <guest-0-13277> pastebin?
#4655 [20:16] <oldtopman> ??> guest-0-13277 pastebin
#4656 [20:16] <VoxelHead> guest-0-13277: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#4657 [20:16] <Damein> voxelhead do you love me?
#4658 [20:16] <sluggo> goodbye!
#4659 [20:16] <VoxelHead> always ~rarr~
#4660 [20:16] <oldtopman> ;kick Damein Stop spamming the bots.
#4661 [20:16] * WugBot kicked Damein from #minecrafthelp (Reason: amein :Stop spamming the bots.)
#4662 [20:17] <guest-0-13277> ok here is link http://pastebin.com/NR7ksjys
#4663 [20:17] * Damein [Damein@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4664 [20:17] <Damein> thats mean
#4665 [20:17] * chewy [chewy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4666 [20:17] <Damein> chewy!
#4667 [20:18] <guest-0-13277> any one know whats wrong ???? http://pastebin.com/NR7ksjys
#4668 [20:18] <chewy> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode
#4669 [20:18] <dylanbarberdude> ;kick chewy haha
#4670 [20:18] <VoxelHead> You! burger lord! how is this meat so clean... so pure?!
#4671 [20:18] <oldtopman> ??> guest-0-13277 patience
#4672 [20:18] <VoxelHead> guest-0-13277: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4673 [20:18] <VoxelHead> guest-0-13277: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4674 [20:18] <Damein> dylanbarberdude how have you not been kicked yet
#4675 [20:18] <dylanbarberdude> Damein, Skill
#4676 [20:18] <Damein> youve been spamming too
#4677 [20:19] <Damein> lol
#4678 [20:19] <dylanbarberdude> im not spaming
#4679 [20:19] <guest-0-13277> ok ill wait but how do i know when someone finds whats wrong?
#4680 [20:19] <dylanbarberdude> im saying differnt things
#4681 [20:19] <oldtopman> Damein, dylanbarberdude, I'll kick you both. go squabble in #minecrafthelpoldtopmanhatesus
#4682 [20:19] <oldtopman> >:|
#4683 [20:19] <Damein> your being mean
#4684 [20:20] <oldtopman> This is #minecrafthelp, not #bickeramongstyourselves
#4685 [20:20] <Damein> lol
#4686 [20:20] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: Reinstall java.
#4687 [20:20] <guest-0-13277> ok ill try that
#4688 [20:20] <Damein> i get what the name of minecraft old top man hates us is your oldtopman lol
#4689 [20:21] <guest-0-13277> so do i go to my programs and uninsatll it the re insatll?
#4690 [20:21] <Damein> old man why do you have to be a grouch? go drink your prune juice
#4691 [20:22] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: Yep.
#4692 [20:22] <oldtopman> ;kick Damein /prunejuice seems to do this :S
#4693 [20:22] * WugBot kicked Damein from #minecrafthelp (Reason: amein :/prunejuice seems to do this :S)
#4694 [20:22] * iceman8628 [iceman8628@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4695 [20:22] <guest-0-13277> ok ty what if it keeps up come back here?
#4696 [20:22] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: Come back.
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#4698 [20:22] <iceman8628> Does anyone know when 1.9 comes out; and I update my server - Will I have to restart all over again on multiplayer?
#4699 [20:22] <iceman8628> Or will the multiplayer world stay the same?
#4700 [20:22] <guest-0-13277> ok ty and uninsatlling it will be ok wnot hurt anythiung?
#4701 [20:22] <oldtopman> iceman8628: It'll stay the same.
#4702 [20:23] <oldtopman> guest-0-13277: That's right.
#4703 [20:23] * Damein [Damein@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4704 [20:23] * munkeys [munkeys@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4705 [20:23] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go :~(
#4706 [20:23] <Damein> me too
#4707 [20:23] <Damein> old man that wasnt nice
#4708 [20:23] <guest-0-13277> ok ty guys if any thing happens ill come back here
#4709 [20:23] <munkeys> who knows a lot about java and servers and crap cuz i need help :)
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#4711 [20:24] <dylanbarberdude> ok reenter
#4712 [20:24] <munkeys> im setting up a server with bukkit and i can only connect using "localhost" anyone know why?
#4713 [20:24] <Damein> kk
#4714 [20:25] <Damein> dylan whats the thing again
#4715 [20:25] <Damein> dylanbarberdude
#4716 [20:25] <iceman8628> Oldtopman
#4717 [20:25] <munkeys> anyone?
#4718 [20:25] <iceman8628> Do I have to back up the older server and then re put it in the .jar folder?
#4719 [20:26] * mr_wibble [mr_wibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4720 [20:26] <mr_wibble> hey guys i need help cuz i tried to rollback to 1.7 but now i cant even get on minecraft
#4721 [20:26] <munkeys> do you want you saves wobble
#4722 [20:27] <mr_wibble> what?
#4723 [20:27] <munkeys> you world files, do yo want them?
#4724 [20:27] <munkeys> like your minecraft world
#4725 [20:27] <mr_wibble> ugh i guess lol
#4726 [20:27] <munkeys> ok then go to %appdata%
#4727 [20:27] <mr_wibble> it wont load my minecraft main screen where i can select multiplayer or singleplayere
#4728 [20:27] <mr_wibble> ii know im there
#4729 [20:27] <munkeys> in run
#4730 [20:27] <mr_wibble> double clicked minecreaft
#4731 [20:28] <munkeys> then go in .miencraft and delete everyhting but the save folder then play
#4732 [20:28] <dylanbarberdude> can you put voxelhead in #minecrafthelpoldtopmanhatesus
#4733 [20:28] <dylanbarberdude> please
#4734 [20:28] <Damein> kealper
#4735 [20:28] <Damein> thenytangel
#4736 [20:28] <mr_wibble> ummm delete everything but saves?
#4737 [20:28] <munkeys> yes
#4738 [20:28] <mr_wibble> how will that help
#4739 [20:28] <Damein> greyvulpine
#4740 [20:28] <mr_wibble> how will that help
#4741 [20:29] <munkeys> it will redownoad them becuz you ballzd it up
#4742 [20:29] <mr_wibble> oh lol
#4743 [20:29] <mr_wibble> here we go moment of silence and suspence
#4744 [20:29] <murk> gyroze is a great helper:D! he helped me with alot of my minecraft server problems! thank you gyroze!! :)
#4745 [20:29] <Kealper> rawr?
#4746 [20:29] <munkeys> ok :)
#4747 [20:29] <munkeys> help me kealper
#4748 [20:29] <munkeys> pleeeeease
#4749 [20:30] <Gyroze> No problem!
#4750 [20:30] <munkeys> im setting up a server with bukkit and i can only connect using "localhost" anyone know why?
#4751 [20:30] <Kealper> with?
#4752 [20:30] <mr_wibble> k deleted everything now lets try this
#4753 [20:30] <Damein> kealper can you get vox into a channel with just me besides his hometurf?
#4754 [20:30] <Gyroze> munkeys is it just you connectiing?
#4755 [20:30] <munkeys> oky
#4756 [20:30] <dylanbarberdude> join #minecrafthelpoldtopmanhatesus
#4757 [20:30] <munkeys> well the ip doesnt work, just using localhost
#4758 [20:30] <Gyroze> pm me and ill try my best to help
#4759 [20:30] <munkeys> no one can connect but me
#4760 [20:30] <Kealper> munkeys: ask inside #bukkit, we generally don't provide support for 3rd party modifications to Minecraft
#4761 [20:30] <mr_wibble> its downloading
#4762 [20:30] <oldtopman> ;kick dylanbarberdude Ontopic please.
#4763 [20:30] * WugBot kicked dylanbarberdude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ylanbarberdude :Ontopic please.)
#4764 [20:31] <mr_wibble> will 1.8 be downloaded too?
#4765 [20:31] <Damein> kealper can you help me?
#4766 [20:31] <munkeys> yes
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#4768 [20:31] <mr_wibble> lol k now its working but how do i rollback to 1.7
#4769 [20:31] <oldtopman> mr_wibble: You can't/
#4770 [20:32] <mr_wibble> ya u can bunches of people have
#4771 [20:32] <oldtopman> mr_wibble: Then do it.
#4772 [20:32] <Gyroze> munkeys I have experience with Bukkit are your ports forwarded?
#4773 [20:32] <mr_wibble> lol i need help with that dumbo
#4774 [20:32] <Kealper> Damein: i don't have control over VoxelHead, it isn't my bot
#4775 [20:32] <mr_wibble> oh not u gyroze
#4776 [20:32] <munkeys> yes
#4777 [20:32] <Damein> whos bot is he?
#4778 [20:32] <mr_wibble> idk what u talkin about
#4779 [20:32] <oldtopman> mr_wibble: We don't support mods here.
#4780 [20:33] <mr_wibble> its not a mod bro
#4781 [20:33] <oldtopman> Damein: xales.
#4782 [20:33] <mr_wibble> its legit to rollback
#4783 [20:33] <oldtopman> mr_wibble: If you know so much, then do it.
#4784 [20:33] <Damein> xales send your bot here
#4785 [20:33] <oldtopman> ??< index
#4786 [20:33] <mr_wibble> omg dude please shut up and let someone who knows how help me
#4787 [20:33] <Kealper> VoxelHead is not xales' bot, it's DopeGhoti's
#4788 [20:33] <Damein> dopeghoti
#4789 [20:34] <mr_wibble> i mean theres a server well known thats in 1.7
#4790 [20:34] <Damein> kealper dont you have a bot?
#4791 [20:34] <Damein> liar
#4792 [20:34] <mr_wibble> kealper can u help me
#4793 [20:34] <Kealper> mr_wibble: with?
#4794 [20:34] <Damein> youve been on him before while i was here
#4795 [20:34] <mr_wibble> im trying to rollback to 1.7
#4796 [20:35] <Kealper> mr_wibble: that's semi-not-supported
#4797 [20:35] <Damein> does your bot reply like vox does ?
#4798 [20:35] <mr_wibble> cuz i mean its not a mod and u can select to not update
#4799 [20:35] <Kealper> mr_wibble: all i can say is MCNostalgia, but we absolutely will not give you help for that here, so you are on your own if you want to try that
#4800 [20:35] <Kealper> Damein: no
#4801 [20:35] <munkeys> here mr.wibble i googled sumthing
#4802 [20:35] <munkeys> http://www.minecraftaddicts.com/showthread.php/6683-How-to-rollback-from-1.8-to-1.7_3
#4803 [20:35] <Damein> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#4804 [20:36] <mr_wibble> lol htats what i was trying to use munkeys
#4805 [20:36] <mr_wibble> thats my server
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#4807 [20:36] <mr_wibble> but i jacked the opperation up i thought u could dumb it down a little for me
#4808 [20:36] <Damein> kealper do you know how to get dopeghoti to talk for a sec
#4809 [20:36] <oldtopman> mr_wibble: What part of not supported here do you not understand?
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#4811 [20:37] <Kealper> Damein: figuring how he's afk right now, nope.
#4812 [20:37] <mr_wibble> oldtopman what part of shut up and let someone who is nice and supportive help me do u not understand
#4813 [20:37] <Gyroze> So how is everyone tonight?
#4814 [20:37] <Damein> awww can i talk to vox without getting kicked by that oldman with his prune juice
#4815 [20:37] <mr_wibble> well thanks anyway munkeys
#4816 [20:37] <mr_wibble> ill try again
#4817 [20:38] <Gyroze> mr wibble what is the problem?
#4818 [20:38] <Kealper> Damein: figuring how this is a technical support chat and not a general topic chat, nope.
#4819 [20:38] <mr_wibble> well im tying to rollback and i get its kinda not supportd
#4820 [20:38] <Gyroze> can you be more detailed?
#4821 [20:38] <Gyroze> why are you rollingback?
#4822 [20:38] <mr_wibble> trying to go back to 1.7
#4823 [20:38] <Damein> :( now your being a grump ive done it before and didnt get kicked you even saw me do it
#4824 [20:38] <mr_wibble> to join my server
#4825 [20:39] <Gyroze> okay sorry i have no experience with rolling back
#4826 [20:39] <mr_wibble> minecraftaddicts.com is my server
#4827 [20:39] <mr_wibble> lol its all good thanks anyway
#4828 [20:39] <Gyroze> good luck though! :)
#4829 [20:39] <mr_wibble> lol thanks ima stay here though just in case i mess it up and do something bad
#4830 [20:39] <Damein> kealper you never kicked me when i did it like a week ago
#4831 [20:40] <Gyroze> haha smart :P
#4832 [20:40] <VoxelHead> The very "thought" of it make me... makes... little... sicky noises.
#4833 [20:40] <Gyroze> how do you become an official helper?
#4834 [20:40] <Damein> gyroze should be one
#4835 [20:41] <mr_wibble> rumm why dont i see my minecraft.jar in my bin minecraft folder?
#4836 [20:41] * Zionia [Zionia@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4837 [20:41] <Gyroze> well whe nyou force update its going to actomatically goto 1.8 so you cant force update
#4838 [20:42] <Gyroze> couldnt you just download the 1.7 jar file and replace the 1.8?
#4839 [20:42] <Damein> irc.rizon.net
#4840 [20:42] <mr_wibble> seee if u can goto minecraftaddicts.com and click on top tab
#4841 [20:42] <mr_wibble> and itll say rollback to 1.7
#4842 [20:43] <Zionia> hello there
#4843 [20:43] <mr_wibble> im trying to do that but the download is weird once i download it idk what it did
#4844 [20:43] <Gyroze> kay ill see if i can do it , pm me mr wibble
#4845 [20:43] <mr_wibble> k how do i do that
#4846 [20:44] <mr_wibble> k idid it u do same with me
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#4848 [20:44] <Luigi> ok
#4849 [20:45] <Zionia> can minecraft run on macs? i couldnt find out on the site..i know before it couldnt
#4850 [20:45] <Luigi> i need help
#4851 [20:45] <Luigi> i want to play classic minecraft
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#4853 [20:45] <Luigi> but it frezzes
#4854 [20:46] <Luigi> i still need help
#4855 [20:46] <rumpler> new to minecraft how do i even begin
#4856 [20:46] <Kealper> !tutorial
#4857 [20:46] <Luigi> yes
#4858 [20:47] <rumpler> thanks
#4859 [20:47] <Luigi> ok im watching
#4860 [20:47] <Kealper> Luigi: that wasn't for you, that was for rumpler
#4861 [20:47] <Luigi> i new too
#4862 [20:47] * dylanbarberdude [dylanbarberdude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4863 [20:47] <rumpler> i cant even access that screen
#4864 [20:47] <Kealper> Luigi: it's also for Minecraft Beta, not Classic
#4865 [20:47] <Luigi> awwwwwwww
#4866 [20:47] <Zionia> awesome. im on 10.6 so now i can finally buy it
#4867 [20:48] <Luigi> i need classic
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#4869 [20:48] <Luigi> i dont have money too buy it
#4870 [20:48] <Kealper> Zionia: good luck then, if you run in to any problems, feel free to stop by again :P
#4871 [20:48] <Zionia> thank you much!
#4872 [20:48] <Luigi> i need help
#4873 [20:48] <Kealper> Luigi: are you the person from earlier?
#4874 [20:49] <Luigi> i think yea
#4875 [20:49] <Luigi> :O
#4876 [20:49] <Gyroze> How do you become a helper?
#4877 [20:49] <VoxelHead> sufferin' succatash!
#4878 [20:49] <Luigi> still help
#4879 [20:49] <Kealper> Gyroze: you don't "become" a helper, this is all volunteer-driven, so all helpers in here are just normal people
#4880 [20:49] <Gyroze> yeah so how do i vonlunteer?
#4881 [20:49] <Gyroze> volunteer?
#4882 [20:50] <Luigi> wats the stars
#4883 [20:50] <Kealper> Luigi: no one can help you if you can't tell any of us what sort of computer you are running
#4884 [20:50] <rumpler> how do i access the main menu as i have purchased the game
#4885 [20:50] <Luigi> emachines
#4886 [20:50] * guest-0-63857 [guest-0-63857@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4887 [20:50] <Gyroze> Your guys names are all blue. lol
#4888 [20:50] <Luigi> no i am
#4889 [20:50] <Luigi> u could put it blue
#4890 [20:51] <Kealper> Gyroze: there is no sign up process lol, people just stop by and help others, and if you help people enough with good help, you'll get a voice in the channel which puts you near the top of the userlist
#4891 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Mmm dylanbarberdude.
#4892 [20:51] <Luigi> keaplper i said emachines is my computer
#4893 [20:51] <Kealper> Luigi: saying it's an emachines doesn't give me much to go on, emachines computers have been around for many years, so it could be a good computer or a bad computer
#4894 [20:52] <Luigi> i think 1995 or 1997
#4895 [20:52] <Kealper> i'm not even sure emachines existed in 1997...
#4896 [20:52] <Luigi> yes
#4897 [20:52] <Gyroze> hmm okay! thanks
#4898 [20:52] <Luigi> it does
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#4900 [20:52] <Kealper> emachines were first made in 1998 so...
#4901 [20:53] <Luigi> no
#4902 [20:53] <Luigi> my mom told me 1995
#4903 [20:53] <Kealper> "eMachines was founded in 1998, backed by Korean monitor maker Korea Data Systems (KDS), Korean computer manufacturer TriGem, and various other investors." sorry bud, but i've got info that states otherwise
#4904 [20:54] <Luigi> no my mom said
#4905 [20:54] <Kealper> well, if your mom is so smart, have her fix your Minecraft.
#4906 [20:54] * Kealper kicked Luigi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uigi :Luigi)
#4907 [20:54] <Gyroze> hahaha
#4908 [20:54] <VoxelHead> LEAVE NO EVIDENCE£%percent#**$*!#^£$~$@!@
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#4911 [20:55] <Daegonk> how do you get this game started? It just keeps asking to buy now after I bought?
#4912 [20:55] <mario> let te go
#4913 [20:56] <mario> huh?
#4914 [20:56] <Kealper> Daegonk: what is the username you used to purchace Minecraft with?
#4915 [20:56] <Kealper> purchase*
#4916 [20:56] <Daegonk> Daegonk
#4917 [20:56] <Kealper> !paid Daegonk
#4918 [20:57] <Kealper> hmm..
#4919 [20:57] <mario> hello?
#4920 [20:57] <Kealper> Daegonk: can you confirm that your payment went through?
#4921 [20:57] <mario> hmmmmmmmm.......................
#4922 [20:57] <Kealper> Daegonk: also, how long ago did you buy it?
#4923 [20:57] <Daegonk> how do i do that?
#4924 [20:57] <Kealper> mario: look, you won't listen to me, i can't help you
#4925 [20:57] <mario> huh
#4926 [20:57] <mario> wat ur taking about
#4927 [20:58] <mario> wat r u taking about?
#4928 [20:58] <Daegonk> i bought it last night, windows 7
#4929 [20:59] <Kealper> mario: you realize we can see your hostname when you join, right? you can't just change usernames and think i wouldn't notice
#4930 [20:59] <mr_wibble> thank u gyroze so much for your help u solved my problem and in the simplest way i owe a great debt to u
#4931 [20:59] <Kealper> Daegonk: hm..what payment method?
#4932 [20:59] <Daegonk> walmart pre paid visa card
#4933 [20:59] <VoxelHead> They had a vote for the mingingest place on earth. It was won by walmart.
#4934 [21:00] <Gyroze> Walmart lol
#4935 [21:00] <munkeys> GEYROZE HELPED ME WITH M MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT WORKS NOW BITCHES hahahahhahahahaaHAHAHAHHAa
#4936 [21:00] <VoxelHead> you dare insult to shorts of VoxelHead@!*#*!@*^*%percent!$
#4937 [21:00] <Kealper> Daegonk: that could be the issue, pre-paid cards usually never work correctly, as it's an international payment
#4938 [21:00] * Kealper kicked munkeys from #minecrafthelp (Reason: unkeys :munkeys)
#4939 [21:00] <Gyroze> haha
#4940 [21:00] <VoxelHead> i will be in my lab bathing in paste
#4941 [21:01] <Kealper> VoxelHead: the glue kind of paste?
#4942 [21:01] <VoxelHead> i'll consider that
#4943 [21:01] <Kealper> VoxelHead: excelent.
#4944 [21:01] <mario> so i put the things in pastebins
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#4946 [21:02] <Daegonk> is there a number for a support line?
#4947 [21:02] <Kealper> mario: the DXDiag report?
#4948 [21:02] <mario> huh?
#4949 [21:02] <Gyroze> Is your problem DaegonK about purchasing the game?
#4950 [21:02] <Kealper> Daegonk: well, i'm sure there is but it would not be wise to call them, they are in Sweden
#4951 [21:03] <Daegonk> yes, my problem is purchasing the game, it tells me I've purchased but it won't run on my computer
#4952 [21:03] <Gyroze> DaegonK What did you use to purchase the game/
#4953 [21:03] <Kealper> Gyroze: a pre-paid visa card and those almost ALWAYS don't work
#4954 [21:03] <Kealper> infact, i think there is even a vox entry on it
#4955 [21:03] <Gyroze> kay well what kind visa mastercard?
#4956 [21:04] <Kealper> ?? prepaid
#4957 [21:04] <Kealper> vox, i will stab you
#4958 [21:04] <Kealper> -VoxelHead- prepaid: Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#4959 [21:04] <Gyroze> i used one. you have to go to the website and register the card for online purchases
#4960 [21:04] <Scott> You can, however, call the card services number on the back to get the restrictions lifted.
#4961 [21:04] <Kealper> Gyroze: then in that case, does it say the money was taken out?
#4962 [21:05] <mario> ok?
#4963 [21:05] <Daegonk> Gyroze, Scott, Thank you.
#4964 [21:05] <Gyroze> I live in canada and i bought a 25 dollar one and it said i had purchased it but then it said i didnt, so i wnet to the mastercard site and resgistered it
#4965 [21:05] <Kealper> i was unaware you could get that limitation removed, but yet again i've never touched one so..
#4966 [21:05] <Scott> They're required to gather your information to confirm your identity incase you attempt to buy terrorist material.
#4967 [21:06] <Kealper> ahh
#4968 [21:06] <Kealper> makes sense lol
#4969 [21:06] <Gyroze> Like pipe bombs off eBay!
#4970 [21:06] <Kealper> lol
#4971 [21:06] <Gyroze> Well i think i helped enough people tonight. Good night everyone! :)
#4972 [21:07] * Kealper waves
#4972 [21:07] <Gyroze> Gyroze waves?
#4973 [21:07] <Gyroze> lol
#4974 [21:08] <Kealper> /me does some actions
#4975 [21:08] <Gyroze> one last thing, so the more you help people your name will turn blue?
#4976 [21:08] * Kealper does some actions
#4976 [21:09] <Gyroze> Correction. Your guy will turn blue/
#4977 [21:09] <Kealper> well i'm not sure what a blue name means as i don't know what IRC client you're using, but yes, generally if you are a good sport and provide helpful information you get your name at the top of the list
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#4979 [21:09] <Sorick> anyone here has it's own server?
#4980 [21:09] <VoxelHead> Nope.
#4981 [21:09] <Gyroze> Yes.
#4982 [21:09] <Kealper> vox, you can't host a server.
#4983 [21:10] <Sorick> would you happen to have had a bug where a ton(over 100) mobs spawn instantly?
#4984 [21:10] <Gyroze> Whats the troubles Sorick?
#4985 [21:10] <Gyroze> what kind of server client are you using?
#4986 [21:10] <Sorick> 1.8.1
#4987 [21:11] <Sorick> original
#4988 [21:11] <Kealper> uhh...what does the area that the mobs are spawning in look like?
#4989 [21:11] <Gyroze> the Java one you download from the Minecraft.net site?
#4990 [21:11] <Kealper> is it mostly empty with just one platform?
#4991 [21:11] <Sorick> it's a specefic chunk in a forest biome
#4992 [21:11] <Sorick> with nothing specific
#4993 [21:11] <Kealper> hmm...
#4994 [21:11] <Gyroze> a Java server?
#4995 [21:11] <Sorick> I've had my server for about a month i'd say
#4996 [21:11] <Sorick> ya
#4997 [21:12] <Gyroze> hmm well you want monsters on right>
#4998 [21:12] <Sorick> ya
#4999 [21:12] <Kealper> that chunk might not have any caves below it then, and the mob spawning algorithm might be placing mobs on that chunk in the only place it can, which is right on the surface land
#5000 [21:12] <Sorick> but it wasnt happening in the last month
#5001 [21:12] <Gyroze> Yes it could be the way the server generated the level.
#5002 [21:12] <Sorick> it started yesterday
#5003 [21:12] <Gyroze> same server?
#5004 [21:12] <Sorick> ya
#5005 [21:12] <Sorick> no changes
#5006 [21:13] <Gyroze> hmm.
#5007 [21:13] <Sorick> the only thing
#5008 [21:13] <Kealper> odd..
#5009 [21:13] <Gyroze> I have never heard of it ...
#5010 [21:13] <Sorick> is that we once slept and it stayed the night
#5011 [21:13] <Sorick> but arount 200 creepers/spiders spawned
#5012 [21:14] <Sorick> at that specific spot
#5013 [21:14] <Kealper> that's quite unusual...i'm thinking it might be something with that map then...
#5014 [21:14] <Kealper> no mods or bukkit or anything?
#5015 [21:14] <Sorick> nope
#5016 [21:14] <Sorick> as pure as it can get
#5017 [21:14] <Kealper> quite odd, i've never heard of that happening, so the only thing i can think of is something is funky with that specific chunk
#5018 [21:15] <Kealper> you could try opening the map up in MCEdit and deleting that chunk and the chunks around it, and revisiting the area though
#5019 [21:15] <Kealper> to see if resetting the chunks around it fixes it
#5020 [21:15] <Kealper> but
#5021 [21:15] <Sorick> but?
#5022 [21:15] <Kealper> before you do, how big is the map in MB?
#5023 [21:16] <Sorick> the whole world folder is 55 mb
#5024 [21:17] <Kealper> hmm...might be worth compressing it up and emailing that map off to jeb@mojang.com before using MCEdit to reset those few chunks, and provide the coords in there so Jeb can check it out himself, he usually likes when people send him buggy maps so he can go through and fix it lol
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#5026 [21:18] <Sorick> ^^
#5027 [21:18] <VoxelHead> =]
#5028 [21:18] <Sorick> he'd have plenty of fun with mine
#5029 [21:18] <Kealper> yeah, that sounds like an interesting one lol...
#5030 [21:18] <Kealper> anyways, afk for a few minutes
#5031 [21:18] <mib_rfo1hw> whenever I try ro load my world it goes to a black screen, then a white screen flashes, then back to a black screen
#5032 [21:19] <Sorick> what's worst is that my serv was ok for a whole month :(
#5033 [21:19] <mib_rfo1hw> can anybody help me?
#5034 [21:19] <Sorick> I couldnt sry :S
#5035 [21:19] * |Kiikun|Janus| [|Kiikun|Janus|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5036 [21:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> blargh
#5037 [21:29] <Sorick> tell me when your back kealper
#5038 [21:31] <Kealper> ok back, sorry about that...phone call
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#5040 [21:38] <muky> hello
#5041 [21:38] <Kealper> ello
#5042 [21:38] <muky> im back
#5043 [21:38] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
#5044 [21:38] <Kealper> vox, shut up
#5045 [21:38] <VoxelHead> Nnk.
#5046 [21:39] <muky> i need help with bukkit again, plzzzz the bukkit chanel just tells me bullcrap i aready know :(
#5047 [21:39] <Kealper> muky: if you can find someone in this channel willing to help you, then you'll get bukkit help in here...otherwise this isn't usually the place for that sort of help
#5048 [21:40] <muky> :(
#5049 [21:40] <waiting-for-bukkit-help> :)
#5050 [21:42] <Sorick> back too kealper
#5051 [21:42] <Sorick> it seems like it spawns the mobs for like over 9000 nights at once, therefore making the server lag like hell
#5052 [21:43] <Sorick> cause I have a see of creepers in front of me
#5053 [21:43] <Kealper> Sorick: could you zip or rar that map up and upload it so i can see if it does it for me, too?
#5054 [21:43] <Sorick> sure, where do you want me to upload it?
#5055 [21:44] <Kealper> your choice, really...just preferably not something like rapidshare where i have to wait ages, possibly http://filebeam.com ? i'm not sure if they have some massive wait or not
#5056 [21:44] <Kealper> ok yeah, use filebeam, they still do the no-wait-time thing
#5057 [21:45] <Omega_Guardian> I juse JDownloader
#5058 [21:45] <Omega_Guardian> external java program that just handles all those download sites automatically
#5059 [21:45] <Sorick> kk 1 sec
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#5061 [21:47] <Damein> Voxelhead!
#5062 [21:47] * VoxelHead returns
#5062 [21:47] <VoxelHead> -_-
#5063 [21:47] <Damein> haha
#5064 [21:47] * Damein licks voxelhead
#5064 [21:47] <VoxelHead> mmmm
#5065 [21:47] <TheNytangel> O.o
#5066 [21:48] <Kealper> Damein: do you mind?
#5067 [21:48] <Damein> :p
#5068 [21:48] <Damein> awww
#5069 [21:48] <Damein> -_-
#5070 [21:48] <TheNytangel> Hey, hey Kealper, guess what
#5071 [21:48] <VoxelHead> =D
#5072 [21:48] <Kealper> TheNytangel: :o
#5073 [21:48] <TheNytangel> I'm eating nachos..
#5074 [21:48] <Kealper> D:
#5075 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> with CHEESE?
#5076 [21:48] <Damein> D: wheres mine
#5077 [21:48] <TheNytangel> In my tummy
#5078 [21:49] <Damein> owned
#5079 [21:49] <Damein> |kiikun| your even here!
#5080 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> no im not :P
#5081 [21:49] <Damein> your gf outta the shower yet
#5082 [21:49] <Sorick> damn it takes a long time to upload
#5083 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> yes. then we drove to my house and shes watching game with my mom :P
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#5085 [21:49] <TheNytangel> The only reason I'm here is because my youtube video was loading slowly
#5086 [21:50] <TheNytangel> I miss having these nachos every sunday.. when I was little my mom used to make them every sunday
#5087 [21:50] <Damein> its my favourite online people, kealper thenytangel and kealper all i need is threa
#5088 [21:50] <Damein> kii and your sitting here being a nerd
#5089 [21:50] <TheNytangel> When my parents were still married of course..
#5090 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> im not a sports nut :P
#5091 [21:51] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, me either, my wrists are like, 2mm thick
#5092 [21:51] <Damein> true that my uncle tries to get me into ufc and mma
#5093 [21:51] <Damein> wow scrawny
#5094 [21:51] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, you could put your index finger and thumb around my wrist
#5095 [21:52] <Damein> thenytangel just wow
#5096 [21:52] <TheNytangel> Well I better stop eating these before I get sick
#5097 [21:52] <Damein> lol eat em up
#5098 [21:52] <TheNytangel> More for tomorrow
#5099 [21:52] <Damein> true
#5100 [21:54] <TheNytangel> Twix :D
#5101 [21:55] <Damein> lol
#5102 [21:55] <Sorick> this is total bs
#5103 [21:55] <Sorick> over 9000 creepers :(
#5104 [21:55] <TheNytangel> It's.. OVER NINE THOUSAND
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#5106 [21:56] <Sorick> litterally
#5107 [21:56] <Sorick> my world doesnt even spawn but I see creepers all over my screen
#5108 [21:56] <Sorick> so many of them that my screen is green
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#5111 [21:58] <dylanbarberdude> Check out my survival world. UPDATING SOON! Download Link: http://planetminecraft.com/project/my-yogbox-181-survival-world/
#5112 [21:58] * Kealper kicked dylanbarberdude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ylanbarberdude :Advertising.)
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#5114 [21:59] <dylanbarberdude> sorry i just want my world to be popular
#5115 [21:59] <Kealper> dylanbarberdude: this is not the place to do it.
#5116 [21:59] <Damein> dylanbarberdude i couldnt get on irc.rizon.net
#5117 [22:00] <dylanbarberdude> Damein, Darn
#5118 [22:00] <Damein> yea
#5119 [22:01] <dylanbarberdude> Kealper,sorry
#5120 [22:01] <dylanbarberdude> =]
#5121 [22:01] <Damein> =[
#5122 [22:01] <Damein> trolled
#5123 [22:01] <dylanbarberdude> =[]
#5124 [22:02] <dylanbarberdude> (^^^)
#5125 [22:02] <VoxelHead> *~~@%$^!#~^*£@^#*
#5126 [22:02] <Damein> voxelhead smells
#5127 [22:02] <Sorick> kaelper, still here?
#5128 [22:02] <Kealper> Sorick: yeah
#5129 [22:03] <Kealper> and Damein stop with the bot stuff, it's against channel rules to abuse the bots
#5130 [22:03] * dylanbarberdude takes a dump on VoxelHead
#5130 [22:03] <Sorick> doesnt seem to be uploading at all but look at the result of disconnecting and reconnecting
#5131 [22:03] <VoxelHead> what
#5132 [22:03] <Sorick> http://imageshack.us/f/200/masscreepers.png/
#5133 [22:03] <Kealper> oh my
#5134 [22:03] <Sorick> OvER9000
#5135 [22:03] <dylanbarberdude> VoxelHead eat VoxelHead
#5136 [22:03] * VoxelHead eats VoxelHead
#5136 [22:03] <VoxelHead> Mmmmm... recursive.
#5137 [22:03] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#5138 [22:03] <Kealper> dylanbarberdude: what did i just tell Damein?
#5139 [22:04] <dylanbarberdude> its fun
#5140 [22:04] <Kealper> Sorick: you said there wasn't any mods on it..
#5141 [22:04] <dylanbarberdude> and funny
#5142 [22:04] <Sorick> none
#5143 [22:04] <Sorick> only minimap on my client
#5144 [22:04] <Kealper> dylanbarberdude: i don't care, read the channel rules, not knowing them is not an excuse to disobey them
#5145 [22:04] <Kealper> Sorick: oh, that's a client mod...nevermind
#5146 [22:04] <Damein> im not abusin him im talking to him hes my friend
#5147 [22:05] <Sorick> see what I ment
#5148 [22:05] * dylanbarberdude VoxelHead vomit on Kealper That is all!
#5148 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> Damein - We're telling you, you're abusing the bots, stop.
#5149 [22:05] * Kealper kicked Damein from #minecrafthelp (Reason: amein :Damein)
#5150 [22:05] * Kealper kicked dylanbarberdude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ylanbarberdude :dylanbarberdude)
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#5153 [22:05] <dylanbarberdude> soz
#5154 [22:05] <dylanbarberdude> bye
#5155 [22:05] <Kealper> if i do that again, what i type will start with /ban and not /kick
#5156 [22:06] <Damein> no bans plz
#5157 [22:06] <Damein> ill stop
#5158 [22:06] <Sorick> so you havent seen this before?
#5159 [22:06] <Kealper> Sorick: yeah, definitely send that map to jeb, and try the MCEdit thing i suggested
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#5163 [22:07] <Sorick> gonna do that
#5164 [22:07] <Sorick> cause it's bs
#5165 [22:07] <Kealper> because it looks like something is wrong with the map and it's causing the game to mess up and continually spawn creepers
#5166 [22:07] <Iridium> what's the smp command to toggle creative mode?
#5167 [22:07] <Kealper> but no i haven't seen that sort of thing on a vanilla server before
#5168 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> /gamemode player 1/0
#5169 [22:07] <Kealper> Iridium: /gamemode username 1
#5170 [22:07] <Iridium> ty
#5171 [22:07] <Kealper> bah lol
#5172 [22:07] * GreyVulpine ninja-vanishes
#5172 [22:08] <Sorick> the way I see it it seems like it skips a ton of days 1 shot so only the creepers and spiders are left
#5173 [22:08] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: register on minecraftirc.net D:
#5174 [22:08] <Sorick> since they stay during the day
#5175 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> Kealper - I have
#5176 [22:09] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: oh, nevermind then lol
#5177 [22:09] <Sorick> anyway thx for the help kealper, i'll have to go but i'll definitly send my map to jeb
#5178 [22:10] <Sorick> see ya
#5179 [22:10] <Kealper> Sorick: yeah, i'd help further with the MCEdit thing, but it's been so long since i've used MCEdit i'd be completely useless with it lol
#5180 [22:10] * Kealper waves
#5180 [22:10] <Sorick> lol anyway i'll start by loading a backup I had
#5181 [22:10] <Sorick> see what it does
#5182 [22:10] <Sorick> and try to force repeat the bug
#5183 [22:10] <Sorick> for jeb
#5184 [22:11] <VoxelHead> Master, where did you go? I can't see you.
#5185 [22:11] <Kealper> Sorick: yeah, any info extra that you can give can help him find the bug lol
#5186 [22:11] <Sorick> seems that it happens everytime we sleep since the first one so i'll try that
#5187 [22:11] <Sorick> are you here often?
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#5189 [22:12] <Kealper> almost always lol
#5190 [22:12] <Sorick> alright they i'll drop by and keep you updated ;)
#5191 [22:12] <a-poor-kid> !check
#5192 [22:12] <Kealper> and if i'm not actively talking, just saying my name will make my client ding so i'll be alerted
#5193 [22:12] <Sorick> kk
#5194 [22:12] <Sorick> see ya
#5195 [22:12] * Kealper waves
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#5196 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Kealper, going to minecon?
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#5199 [22:17] <bobcaron> anybody know why sorick got banned?
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#5201 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Sorick wasn't banned.
#5202 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> sor quit, not banned
#5203 [22:18] <bobcaron> well he cannot rejoin
#5204 [22:18] <Liraxus> Does this place have Modifications help?
#5205 [22:18] <Liraxus> I can't remember
#5206 [22:18] <TheNytangel> No
#5207 [22:18] <Liraxus> Frankly what i don't know what i need help in
#5208 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Liraxus - You'll have better luck in #risucraft for mods
#5209 [22:18] <Liraxus> I wanna change the sky color
#5210 [22:19] <TheNytangel> Liraxus, just go retexture it
#5211 [22:19] <Dusty13> i keep getting booted after about 5 minutes of play, something about java, need some help
#5212 [22:19] <Liraxus> Whats the Image and where is it in the bin
#5213 [22:19] <TheNytangel> You have to find out yourself
#5214 [22:20] <Dusty13> anybody know how to help me?
#5215 [22:20] <bobcaron> Kealper Sorick has some update on his problem but he cannot rejoin the IRC, it says he was ipbanned
#5216 [22:20] <sine> Is it normal that opening mincecraft slows the rest of my computer to a crawl on mac?
#5217 [22:20] <Kealper> ip banned? O.o
#5218 [22:21] <bobcaron> Kealper irc.esper.net: Closing Link: modemcable020.62-200-24.mc.videotron.ca (*** Banned )
#5219 [22:21] <Kealper> that's interesting...
#5220 [22:21] <TheNytangel> Kealper didn't answer my question..
#5221 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> bobcaron: sounds like a server-ban... what was he doing when it happened?
#5222 [22:21] <bobcaron> Well he was trying to solve a problem
#5223 [22:21] <Kealper> TheNytangel: do what? i was switching computers
#5224 [22:22] <Omega_Guardian> the mac thing: I hear tis a bug thats making it unplayable thats been fixed in latest pre-release
#5225 [22:22] <TheNytangel> Kealper, are you going to minecon?
#5226 [22:22] <Kealper> TheNytangel: no
#5227 [22:22] <bobcaron> He quit the IRC for one minute and when he try to come back he was banned
#5228 [22:22] * Kealper pokes mr_flea
#5228 [22:22] <sine> Omega_Guardian: it's like that in 1.8.1 and with the 1.9.3 pre-release
#5229 [22:23] <Omega_Guardian> doh
#5230 [22:23] <mr_flea> bobcaron: have the person who has been banned submit a ticket. make sure they include the ban reason, which may be found above that line that says "*** Banned"
#5231 [22:24] <mr_flea> http://esper.net/contact.php
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#5234 [22:24] <done929> hi
#5235 [22:24] <sine> It runs perfectly fine when I boot into windows, but when I boot osx it slows everything else to a crawl. chrome, aim, itunes, everything
#5236 [22:25] <bobcaron> mr_flea He doesn't have anything above that line
#5237 [22:25] <done929> um guys i was playing minecraft about 10mins ago then restarted computer and my worlds are gone
#5238 [22:25] <mib_mc40vz> So, I'm trying to figure out minecraft for ubuntu. I've installed it and got it to work, but is there any mod manager out there that's linux-compatable?
#5239 [22:25] <mr_flea> bobcaron: if it's a network ban, there's always a ban reason
#5240 [22:25] <mr_flea> the ban reason's there somewhere.
#5241 [22:25] <mr_flea> it tells each client why they're banned as it disconnects them.
#5242 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Raiden says it's a proxy scanner ban
#5243 [22:25] <mr_flea> if it says "banned (cache)", then they need to look further up for the reason
#5244 [22:26] <bobcaron> mr_flea ok I'll tell him but he told me he doesn't see anything
#5245 [22:26] <done929> um anyone help me?
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#5247 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> done929 - With?
#5248 [22:27] <mib_mc40vz> I'd like some help with my problem too, if that's at all possible.
#5249 [22:27] <done929> my question is by where it says diablodoct0r quit
#5250 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#5251 [22:28] <done929> grr
#5252 [22:28] <done929> i was playing minecraft about 10mins ago
#5253 [22:28] <done929> then restarted comp
#5254 [22:28] <sine> mib they don't support mods here, or mod managers I would assume
#5255 [22:28] <done929> and my worlds are gone
#5256 [22:28] <materboy> Need Help Windows XP SP Bad video card drivers!
#5257 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> materboy - Give us a dxdiag please
#5258 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> materboy win/dxdiag
#5259 [22:28] <VoxelHead> materboy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5260 [22:28] <VoxelHead> materboy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5261 [22:28] <materboy> U have updated drivers and still cannot get it to work
#5262 [22:28] <mib_mc40vz> sine, so we're not allowed to talk about modding?
#5263 [22:29] <mib_mc40vz> Blast.
#5264 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> You're allowed to talk about it, sure.
#5265 [22:29] <Kealper> bobcaron: as a side note, i suggest that he download Malwarebytes' Anti Malware and do a proxy scan ASAP if he doesn't know anything about hosting any proxy servers...
#5266 [22:29] <done929> um
#5267 [22:29] <done929> grey
#5268 [22:29] <done929> my worlds are gone i dont know why
#5269 [22:29] <Kealper> bobcaron: sorry, a virus scan, not a proxy scan lol
#5270 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> The deal is this. There's hundreds, if not thousands of mods out there. Having a volunteer be forced into supporting mods that aren't officially written, makes it extremely hard on the individual to help with, having to know every possible mod out there, and how it can interact
#5271 [22:29] <mib_mc40vz> Goody. So is there anyone who knows of any linux mod managers? Or how to run mcpatcher for linux?
#5272 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> If you think you can help out, great. We just don't force people who volunteer their time here, to help out with modding questions for that reason
#5273 [22:31] <sine> jeez I've only been here 4 minutes and im already going crazy. how do you guys do this all day?
#5274 [22:31] <bobcaron> kealper Nevermind, he found it
#5275 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> sine - Been doing this for over a year now.
#5276 [22:31] <bobcaron> kealper he had a proxy open on his network
#5277 [22:31] <mib_mc40vz> GreyVulpine, no that's fine. If no one knows any mod managers, I'll look elsewhere.
#5278 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_mc40vz - For modloader, try #risucraft -- they're the mod people
#5279 [22:31] <mib_mc40vz> Oh, thanks.
#5280 [22:31] <bobcaron> kealper here are his server files if you want to see it http://filebeam.com/9e99d948849317594cb70fd5d47ef880
#5281 [22:31] <Kealper> bobcaron: that'd do it, IRC networks generally don't like people running open proxies like that, as almost all of the time they are, it's due to some virus
#5282 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> Erm, use esper's webchat
#5283 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft auto-bans mibbit
#5284 [22:32] <sine> mib http://lmgtfy.com/?q=linux+minecraft+mod+manager
#5285 [22:32] <Kealper> bobcaron: ahh, tell him thanks for me lol, i'm curious to see this error, myself
#5286 [22:32] <materboy> WHAT DO YOU MEAN ___ PASTE THE LINK YOU ARE SENT? I did everything else
#5287 [22:33] <bobcaron> kealper He thanks you for checking it and he will close his proxy next time he tries to connect ;)
#5288 [22:33] <materboy> What is the IRC Channel
#5289 [22:33] * hegrhtuk [hegrhtuk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5290 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> materboy - You're in one
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#5292 [22:34] <materboy> Browser
#5293 [22:34] <bobcaron> Thanks to Kealper and mr_flea for the help on the ban problem
#5294 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> What is the link at the top of your browser after you submitted it?
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#5296 [22:34] <materboy> I got it....
#5297 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the link, so that we may read it, materboy
#5298 [22:34] <materboy> http://pastebin.com/UGaFBcqX
#5299 [22:34] <hegrhtuk> hey, can you check if grey_gandalf has paid for minecraft?
#5300 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> !paid grey_gandalf
#5301 [22:35] <hegrhtuk> damit!
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#5303 [22:35] <hegrhtuk> my firend bought a prepaid credit card.. i didnt work so he used his dads credit card and i guess that didnt work either :/
#5304 [22:35] <ShadowBlaze18> *waits for help* :)
#5305 [22:36] <ShadowBlaze18> ummm you can't take someones credit card they have a pin
#5306 [22:36] <VoxelHead> =]
#5307 [22:36] <ShadowBlaze18> so it won't work
#5308 [22:36] <Omega_Guardian> have heard some sites being lame and somehow blocking use of prepaid ones, dunno how it's legal to block
#5309 [22:36] <hegrhtuk> no his dad paid for it
#5310 [22:36] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#5311 [22:36] <sine> can't people legally accept whatever payment methods they want?
#5312 [22:37] <hegrhtuk> well, i guess he just not ment to buy mc...hes back to the cracked one :/
#5313 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> materboy - Pretty old system. Has less than a gig of RAM, with integrated graphics. You may want to try updating your graphics drivers from here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=17291&ProdId=2576&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20XP%20Professional*&DownloadType=Drivers
#5314 [22:37] <ShadowBlaze18> it depends
#5315 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> materboy - Tell us if that doesn't work
#5316 [22:37] <Omega_Guardian> I think it was Paypal and maybe Ebay that been messing with prepaid blocking
#5317 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> sine - Many prepaid cards have blocks on international transactions. Prevents fraud.
#5318 [22:37] <hegrhtuk> hm
#5319 [22:38] <hegrhtuk> i used a prepaid card on steam :)
#5320 [22:38] <sine> yeah i know that but he said the people blocking the card, not the card blocking the transaction
#5321 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> People would buy prepaid cards, buy something from overseas, use it to launder stolen money. Hard to track.
#5322 [22:38] <hegrhtuk> there needds to be prepaid MINECRAFT cards...
#5323 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> Usually the card itself blocks the transaction
#5324 [22:38] <sine> steam isn't international for most intents and purposes
#5325 [22:39] <hegrhtuk> i also used a prepaid on the humble bundle :)
#5326 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Yes, but paying for the humble bundle, you were either using something like amazon's pay service, or paypal, or some other service like that
#5327 [22:39] <hegrhtuk> First it said your credit card was disabled for 24hours again. Then I clicked ok. Then it said thank you for purchasing minecraft, your status will be updated within the hour. I waited an hour, but it says you have to buy the game to play... Says the user is not premium. ??? I tried with my dads credit card that time, but he doesnt want to get charged for not
#5328 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Second page lies.
#5329 [22:40] <hegrhtuk> yep
#5330 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> It always gives that successful message, even after a failed one
#5331 [22:40] <hegrhtuk> i used google checkout
#5332 [22:40] <hegrhtuk> o dam
#5333 [22:40] <hegrhtuk> hm
#5334 [22:40] <hegrhtuk> im considering buying the game for him
#5335 [22:42] <|Kiikun|> google checkout isnt a payment option <.<
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#5338 [22:42] <hegrhtuk> on the hummble bundle
#5339 [22:42] <|Kiikun|> oh :P
#5340 [22:42] <sine> i just use paypal for everything
#5341 [22:43] <hegrhtuk> this...http://www.humblebundle.com/ :D these games suck ballz, humble bundle 3 was great
#5342 [22:43] <sine> suck balls? you haven't played spacechem yet have you?
#5343 [22:43] <sine> or trine
#5344 [22:43] <hegrhtuk> i have no idea how to play spacechem
#5345 [22:44] * |Kiikun| demos space chem... was ok
#5345 [22:44] <sine> spacechem actually forces you to think. I like it
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#5347 [22:44] <sine> pick a random word. I need a new seed
#5348 [22:45] <hegrhtuk> well i only paid a dollar so i didnt get trine :
#5349 [22:45] <hegrhtuk> :(
#5350 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> sine: the elks are eating my kidney beans
#5351 [22:45] <sine> cheap bastard
#5352 [22:45] <VoxelHead> cheap bastard... chastard
#5353 [22:45] <hegrhtuk> HEY! there was 100 exactly left on my prepaid credit card soo, i would have paid 10 bucks
#5354 [22:45] <hegrhtuk> 1.00*
#5355 [22:45] <hossaim> hello, i am trying to buy minecraft from canada using mastercard. I ahve tried 2 card, and neither work. It says: for security reasons, this card cannot be added onto your Skrill (moneybank) acount. Iv tried it on 2 cards and it keeps telling me this. Iv tried paypal but that won't work either. help!
#5356 [22:45] <sine> holy crap kiik, it spawned me right on a stronghold
#5357 [22:46] <ShadowBlaze18> hmmmmm
#5358 [22:46] <ShadowBlaze18> hossaim those payment methods do not work
#5359 [22:46] <hossaim> what payment method works?
#5360 [22:46] <hegrhtuk> visa ftw
#5361 [22:46] <hegrhtuk> mastercard = poop
#5362 [22:46] <ShadowBlaze18> yeah visa
#5363 [22:46] <sine> paypal doesn't work? how the hell did I buy it hten?
#5364 [22:46] <VoxelHead> Yeah visa... yisa.
#5365 [22:47] <hossaim> i don't have a vis
#5366 [22:47] <hossaim> *visa
#5367 [22:47] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#5368 [22:47] <hegrhtuk> then...
#5369 [22:47] <ShadowBlaze18> can you try any other payment method?
#5370 [22:47] <ShadowBlaze18> or does it result in error?
#5371 [22:47] <hegrhtuk> buy a prepaid visa ;) but i dout it would work :(
#5372 [22:47] <hossaim> i don't ahve any of the other cards that are listed
#5373 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> hegrhtuk some visa gift cards may work
#5374 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> it depends
#5375 [22:48] <hegrhtuk> yea
#5376 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> if they accept them
#5377 [22:48] <hegrhtuk> my firend got one at 7-11
#5378 [22:48] <VoxelHead> You know, they sell recycled food at 7-11
#5379 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> ewww?
#5380 [22:48] <hossaim> 7-11 dosen't exist in canada
#5381 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#5382 [22:48] <hossaim> Visa is american
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#5384 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> right
#5385 [22:48] <ShadowBlaze18> ok brb
#5386 [22:49] <hegrhtuk> he said there was a normal one, then a visa elctron one , he got the normal one and it dont wor
#5387 [22:49] <MATERBOY> MATERBOY --- Driver update did not work...Any other thoughts
#5388 [22:49] <sine> visa is international. depends what your issuing bank is
#5389 [22:49] <hegrhtuk> there are millioons of 7-11s in canada?
#5390 [22:49] <hegrhtuk> and i like 7-ll hotdogs
#5391 [22:49] <sine> visa electron can't do internet payments. maybe he has that and doesn't know it
#5392 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> MATERBOY - Try a batch file, your system may not have enough RAM. Instructions:
#5393 [22:49] <ShadowBlaze18> 7-11 slurpees
#5394 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#5395 [22:50] <MATERBOY> Not that technical, Advise
#5396 [22:50] <ShadowBlaze18> ummmm I have no solution in mind
#5397 [22:50] <VoxelHead> -_-
#5398 [22:50] <hossaim> fantastic
#5399 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> MATERBOY - Nothing to it. Instructions are self-explainatory.
#5400 [22:50] <hegrhtuk> :)
#5401 [22:50] <VoxelHead> =]
#5402 [22:50] <ShadowBlaze18> you can pay with paypal, money bookers, visa
#5403 [22:50] <ShadowBlaze18> sorry
#5404 [22:50] <hossaim> paypal won't work
#5405 [22:51] <ShadowBlaze18> I know ;(
#5406 [22:51] <ShadowBlaze18> :(
#5407 [22:51] <sine> did it ever? i seem to remember paying with paypal
#5408 [22:51] <ShadowBlaze18> ummmm is there anywhere you can buy a visa gift card?
#5409 [22:51] <hossaim> will they ever fix it?
#5410 [22:51] <sine> but taht was in like alpha 1.0.something
#5411 [22:51] <hossaim> i can try
#5412 [22:51] <hegrhtuk> does someone want to go on my crappy server for 1 sec so i can c if a command works ? i twont work in single player :(
#5413 [22:52] <ShadowBlaze18> I am not 100% sure they will work
#5414 [22:52] <ShadowBlaze18> some places let you others don't
#5415 [22:52] <hossaim> minecraft must really loose customers if you can't freaking pay them
#5416 [22:52] <hegrhtuk> yep
#5417 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> With over 3 and a half million customers?
#5418 [22:52] <sine> oh hey. the seed "straw" really does spawn you right next to a stronghold
#5419 [22:52] <hegrhtuk> lol
#5420 [22:52] <ShadowBlaze18> I'm new to minecraft so idk lol
#5421 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> They found a way to pay for minecraft
#5422 [22:52] <ShadowBlaze18> but I looked at the payment method
#5423 [22:52] <ShadowBlaze18> and bought the game
#5424 [22:53] <hossaim> with over 3 and a half million costumer they shuld dam freaking well be able to get their bloody payment system to work
#5425 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> 3 and a half million people have paid for the game successfully
#5426 [22:53] <hossaim> 3 and half million people have visa
#5427 [22:53] <hegrhtuk> i just tried straw and no stronhold in sight :(
#5428 [22:53] <hossaim> they should get rid of the other options if they don't work
#5429 [22:53] <sine> oh yeah spawns are dif
#5430 [22:53] <hossaim> well this is fraking ridiculous.
#5431 [22:54] <hegrhtuk> time to try again and again and again
#5432 [22:54] <hossaim> waste of my time
#5433 [22:54] <hegrhtuk> ok
#5434 [22:54] <sine> it's at x12 y69 z20
#5435 [22:54] <hegrhtuk> k
#5436 [22:54] <ShadowBlaze18> they sould have an other option
#5437 [22:54] <MATERBOY> OK Ran the .bat file...now what...By the way...THANKS
#5438 [22:55] <ShadowBlaze18> maybe if you can get a visa or some other payment method in the future'
#5439 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> MATERBOY - Did minecraft run?
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#5441 [22:56] <ShadowBlaze18> I am flying because of a glitch epic and -_-
#5442 [22:56] <McHearty> Hey my buddy just bought the game
#5443 [22:56] <McHearty> and it keeps crashing for him
#5444 [22:56] <McHearty> like after beign ingame 20-30 seconds
#5445 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Would it be at all possible for him to join us? Helping via proxy sucks.
#5446 [22:56] <McHearty> hes right next to me
#5447 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Does he get any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid that generate?
#5448 [22:57] <ShadowBlaze18> dang I can not get to the ground :(
#5449 [22:57] <McHearty> Where would it generate?
#5450 [22:57] <McHearty> in bin or?
#5451 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> Where the launcher would be
#5452 [22:58] <MATERBOY> DAMM your good!!! Thanks for the help!!!
#5453 [22:58] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#5453 [22:58] <McHearty> what am I looking for in the err_pid
#5454 [22:58] <McHearty> Java Runtime Error
#5455 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> Do you have one?
#5456 [22:58] <McHearty> what does that mean?
#5457 [22:58] <McHearty> yeah he has several
#5458 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the contents of that file, paste it at www.pastebin.com and submit it. Then give us the address to it please
#5459 [22:59] <ShadowBlaze18> gtg
#5460 [22:59] <ShadowBlaze18> have a nice night
#5461 [22:59] <ShadowBlaze18> :)
#5462 [22:59] * hegrhtuk waves
#5462 [22:59] <VoxelHead> -_-
#5463 [22:59] <ShadowBlaze18> *waves to everyone*
#5464 [22:59] * hegrhtuk gives shadowblaze18 the bird
#5464 [22:59] <McHearty> http://pastebin.com/Bz9PpPH8.
#5465 [23:00] <McHearty> http://pastebin.com/Bz9PpPH8
#5466 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> Thank you, one moment
#5467 [23:00] <McHearty> sorry without the .
#5468 [23:00] <hegrhtuk> ooo scary.. it says fatal :o
#5469 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> Looks like his java installation's at fault. It's also an outdated version. Please have him uninstall java completely, and reinstall java again from java.com
#5470 [23:00] <McHearty> Yeah he's doing that right now
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#5473 [23:07] <McHearty> cheers for the help :)
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#5476 [23:19] <rumpler> can someone send me to #bukkit
#5477 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> /join #bukkit
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#5483 [23:46] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go =[
#5484 [23:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> >.>
#5485 [23:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Freddy Got Peered.