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#2 [00:00] <fault> do you have firewall/antivirus software running?
#3 [00:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> IDK47: what security software you have installed? some likes to mess with it
#4 [00:00] * |Kiikun|Janus| got ninja'd!
#4 [00:00] <IDK47> I've let it through firewall and antivirus
#5 [00:00] <IDK47> I also have AVG
#6 [00:00] <fault> IDK47, try temporarily disabling them.
#7 [00:02] <fault> oh man, my line count has dropped! i'm no longer in the top 25 :(
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#9 [00:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> IDK47: you can also try 'fix by sledgehammer' and reboot into safemode-with-networking and see if minecraft loads and works then :D
#10 [00:02] <jayden_d8> please help me!
#11 [00:02] <fault> ??> jayden_d8 ask
#12 [00:02] <jayden_d8> someone!
#13 [00:02] <VoxelHead> jayden_d8: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#14 [00:02] <VoxelHead> jayden_d8: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#15 [00:03] <jayden_d8> i try to go on my fav server but it says disconnected by server
#16 [00:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> IDK47: no opengl in safemode though, so you wont actually beable to play but will clear all errors prior.
#17 [00:03] <IDK47> after firewall disabled minecraft.jar file made it to 60% before stopping
#18 [00:03] <fault> jayden_d8, what's the ip? it's probably down.
#19 [00:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: you probably got banned there. server ip?
#20 [00:04] <fault> d-d-d-double ninja'd?
#21 [00:04] <IDK47> i'll try safemode
#22 [00:04] <jayden_d8> noodlesoftware.com
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#24 [00:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check noodlesoftware.com
#25 [00:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah it down
#26 [00:04] <fault> it's down, nothing to worry about. try again in a few hours.
#27 [00:04] * |Kiikun|Janus| sticks tongue out at fault
#27 [00:04] * fault flaunts his fast typing skills
#27 [00:04] <jayden_d8> it say no-one is on but i should still be able to connect
#28 [00:05] <fault> jayden_d8, it's down. there's nothing you can do about it.
#29 [00:05] <jayden_d8> ok
#30 [00:05] <jayden_d8> thanks
#31 [00:05] <jayden_d8> i thought i'd been banned
#32 [00:06] <jayden_d8> wait!
#33 [00:06] <jayden_d8> fault!
#34 [00:06] <fault> aaargh, what.
#35 [00:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: or the address you gave us was just the hosting service...
#36 [00:06] <jayden_d8> does it show a X on your screen?
#37 [00:07] <fault> i just tried to connect to it, their server config's broken
#38 [00:07] <fault> it's on their end, you haven't been banned.
#39 [00:07] <jayden_d8> oh, because when a server is down it says unable to connect
#40 [00:07] <fault> yeah, their server's messed up and can't connect to minecraft.net
#41 [00:08] <jayden_d8> alright, thanks
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#44 [00:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check mc.noodlesoftware.com
#45 [00:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. look at that
#46 [00:09] * |Kiikun|Janus| just found that anyway
#46 [00:09] <fault> !check mc.vanillasurvival.com
#47 [00:09] <fault> oh, that's changed.
#48 [00:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl.
#49 [00:10] <fault> i haven't been here in a few months, it's doing some fancy stuff there
#50 [00:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> well.. he DID say it was 'disconnected' and they have some sort of user security
#51 [00:10] <fault> !check mc.parachan.net
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#55 [00:23] <fault> http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8634/rainbowgoddamn.gif
#56 [00:23] <fault> all those stairs
#57 [00:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?
#58 [00:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> stairs?
#59 [00:24] <fault> whoops, wrong room
#60 [00:24] <fault> dammit
#61 [00:24] * |Kiikun|Janus| is curious!!!
#61 [00:24] <fault> context: http://www.reddit.com/r/crazystairs/
#62 [00:24] <mib_5rfsky> my friend gave me a gift code, but it is not working, i dont suppose anyone would know why
#63 [00:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_5rfsky: did you apply it to your account?
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#65 [00:25] <mib_5rfsky> i went to the redeam code section of my accoutn
#66 [00:25] <Strafe> Heya Janus. the video card update worked but now my screen goes black i think its going into power saving mode?
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#68 [00:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Strafe: o,o in the game? you have multiple monitors?
#69 [00:27] <Strafe> everything works logged in was moving around then bam monitor went to power savind mode. nope just one monitor
#70 [00:27] <Strafe> atleast you put me in the game was fun for a few seconds :P
#71 [00:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Strafe: this a desktop or laptop? monitors leds will change color when it goes into power save mode
#72 [00:29] <Strafe> desktop monitor. or well my screen goes black but my computers still on
#73 [00:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Strafe: can you still do stuff and hear action noises? like digging dirt
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#76 [00:31] <nargosvoge> so my friend gave me a gift number, but for somereson its not working, would anyone know why
#77 [00:31] <Strafe> not sure i can try it again if that could elimate some things
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#79 [00:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nargosvoge: mc username?
#80 [00:32] <nargosvoge> nargosvoge
#81 [00:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid nargosvoge
#82 [00:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#83 [00:32] <nargosvoge> ?
#84 [00:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aubot! wake up!
#85 [00:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#86 [00:32] <mib_0pg8hq> when i log in it says it cant connect to minecraft.net
#87 [00:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> nargosvoge giftcode
#88 [00:32] <VoxelHead> nargosvoge: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#89 [00:33] <nargosvoge> yes i know that, my friend got me a gift code, and yes i went to the redeam gift code link but i didnt work
#90 [00:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_0pg8hq: you using the old client (no news)
#91 [00:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> .. o.o
#92 [00:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> huh..
#93 [00:33] * |Kiikun|Janus| pokes the site
#93 [00:33] <mib_0pg8hq> alright thanks
#94 [00:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;;;
#95 [00:34] <nargosvoge> oh and the link you sent does not exist
#96 [00:35] * |Kiikun|Janus| is getting all blank pages for minecraft.net
#96 [00:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check www.minecraft.net
#97 [00:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> um....
#98 [00:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> why am i going to a different ip than aubot? o.o;
#99 [00:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nargosvoge: http://www.minecraft.net/user/redeem takes you nowhere?
#100 [00:38] <nargosvoge> SWEET!!!! i just got it to work thanks so much
#101 [00:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no prob :D have fun
#102 [00:39] * |Kiikun|Janus| keeps updating gentoo on own server
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#104 [00:41] <apogee> Hello everyone!
#105 [00:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi
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#108 [00:43] <apogee> I just bought minecraft today, downloaded the .exe, and it's doesn't install. I'm running Windows 7 64-bit. I tried googling but to no avail. Can anyone help with this?
#109 [00:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> apogee: does the exe run and open at all?
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#111 [00:44] <Strafe> i got noise buts in super slow motion janus lol
#112 [00:44] <apogee> nope.
#113 [00:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> apogee: is the icon for the exe a grass block, or a sheet of paper?
#114 [00:44] <apogee> grass block
#115 [00:44] <apogee> with dirt below
#116 [00:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah. ok then its properly named.
#117 [00:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> apogee: go to www.java.com and get or update your java to latest recomended version
#118 [00:45] <apogee> I just downloaded and installed a brand new java today, just to make sure.
#119 [00:45] <apogee> :-(
#120 [00:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> apogee: did you install both 32 and 64 bit java?
#121 [00:46] <apogee> hmmmm. that would be no. good idea.
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#123 [00:47] <jayden_d8> i need help
#124 [00:47] <jayden_d8> hello?
#125 [00:47] <jayden_d8> anyone?
#126 [00:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wb jayden_d8
#127 [00:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and...
#128 [00:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check mc.noodlesoftware.com
#129 [00:48] <jayden_d8> ?
#130 [00:48] <jayden_d8> i was bout to ask bout that server
#131 [00:48] <Strafe> got anything else to try janus?
#132 [00:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: ask them since its a setup problem on their end
#133 [00:49] <jayden_d8> so i havnt been banned?
#134 [00:49] <jayden_d8> because it says disconnected by server
#135 [00:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: not sure. i think they have some sort of conect-security that you have to ask them about
#136 [00:49] <jayden_d8> but i am frequentl on that server
#137 [00:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Strafe: did it still make gamenoises or did it crash?
#138 [00:50] <jayden_d8> frequently. word fail
#139 [00:50] <Strafe> it made game noises but in slow motion like dubstep music lol
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#141 [00:50] <yort> is someone available to help currently
#142 [00:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: we dont know, nor have authority with, the people running that server. go ask them about it
#143 [00:51] <jayden_d8> kilkun janus
#144 [00:51] <jayden_d8> how?
#145 [00:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: www.noodlesoftware.com and click around
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#147 [00:52] <jayden_d8> ok
#148 [00:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i found the address by their forum
#149 [00:52] <TheNoodle> That highlighted me >.>
#150 [00:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl
#151 [00:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so noodle highlights you?
#152 [00:53] <TheNoodle> Yep :p
#153 [00:53] * |Kiikun|Janus| makes people type the |s to highlight him! mwahaha
#153 [00:53] <jayden_d8> but, it dosnt say anything about a broken server
#154 [00:53] <TheNoodle> |Kiikun|Janus|
#155 [00:53] <TheNoodle> hello!
#156 [00:54] <apogee> Janus: Thanks. After installing the 64-bit version it worked! :-) About to play for too many hours in a row, I think. night.
#157 [00:54] <jayden_d8> IKiikenIJanusI
#158 [00:55] <jayden_d8> dude!
#159 [00:55] <Strafe> still need help guys :|
#160 [00:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: it DOESNT happen to say 'Failed to verify username! [internal error java.net.UnknownHostException
#161 [00:55] <jayden_d8> hello?
#162 [00:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dos it?
#163 [00:55] <jayden_d8> yes
#164 [00:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: press shift + \, then k, then press tab.
#165 [00:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: and that means the authservers are probably down
#166 [00:56] <jayden_d8> whilst it is open, mc
#167 [00:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: no. in here. so you can STOP BUTCHERING MY NAME
#168 [00:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#169 [00:56] <jayden_d8> oh
#170 [00:56] <jayden_d8> tsorry
#171 [00:56] <jayden_d8> so what bout the server?
#172 [00:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: its the server unable to connect to minecraft to confirm your username.
#173 [00:57] <jayden_d8> it says failed to verify username...etc...etc
#174 [00:57] <jayden_d8> so, noone else can connect either?
#175 [00:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> nope
#176 [00:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> SMP just got nuked :P
#177 [00:57] <jayden_d8> ok, i wonder when it will be compleated
#178 [00:58] <jayden_d8> well, not compleated, but fixed
#179 [00:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> shouldnt be down long.
#180 [00:58] <jayden_d8> k
#181 [00:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no idea HOW long...
#182 [00:58] * |Kiikun|Janus| blames amazon
#182 [00:58] <Strafe> is there anyway to refund my purchase of minecraft?
#183 [00:58] <jayden_d8> i got beast home and like 5 diamond picks and 23 diamond gems
#184 [00:59] * |Kiikun|Janus| only ever bothers with one diamond bpick and sticks to iron everythiong else :P
#184 [00:59] <jayden_d8> ?
#185 [00:59] <jayden_d8> diamonds better than iron
#186 [01:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes... but too rare
#187 [01:00] * |Kiikun|Janus| can replenish iron stock quicker than diamond
#187 [01:00] <jayden_d8> bottom 16 layers, 60% chance near lava
#188 [01:00] <jayden_d8> strip mine, 5 stacks of diamonds in 5 hours
#189 [01:01] <jayden_d8> ok, maybe 2
#190 [01:02] <jayden_d8> so, the server owner of noodlesoftware.com needs to fix his computer or his internet or his server?
#191 [01:02] <TheNoodle> >.<
#192 [01:02] * |Kiikun|Janus| cackles at noodle
#192 [01:02] <jayden_d8> +|K
#193 [01:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: yes
#194 [01:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jay, no need for the + thats just my mode :P
#195 [01:03] <jayden_d8> ok, because i keep thinking ive been banned
#196 [01:04] <jayden_d8> whats the program where u can see my computer screen?
#197 [01:04] <jayden_d8> teamviewer6
#198 [01:04] <jayden_d8> tisnt it
#199 [01:04] <jayden_d8> isnt it?
#200 [01:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: teamviewer.. and wont help here. i tried to connect and got the same error
#201 [01:05] <jayden_d8> it worked last time
#202 [01:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> it wont help with your problem.. because its everyones problem
#203 [01:05] <jayden_d8> what, the server, or mine craft itself?
#204 [01:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> its the mcnet auth server being down.
#205 [01:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !authdown
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#207 [01:06] * |Kiikun|Janus| pokes AuBot
#207 [01:06] <jayden_d8> but i can get on other servers
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#209 [01:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or they are having problems with connecting to the auth server then
#210 [01:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> like i was connectign to the website <.<
#211 [01:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ry!
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#213 [01:07] <jayden_d8> whats ry mean?
#214 [01:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rymate1234:
#215 [01:08] <jayden_d8> oh
#216 [01:08] <jayden_d8> GreayVulpine!
#217 [01:08] <jayden_d8> he's an idler
#218 [01:09] <Hexamony> Does Minecraft save crash/error logs automatically anywhere?
#219 [01:09] <jayden_d8> anyone know any good antigriefing servers?
#220 [01:09] <jayden_d8> hmm?
#221 [01:10] <jayden_d8> hello?
#222 [01:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Hexamony: not usually. if a log is generated its in a hs_err_pid### file
#223 [01:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> jayden_d8 smp/servers
#224 [01:10] <VoxelHead> jayden_d8: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#225 [01:10] <VoxelHead> jayden_d8: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#226 [01:11] <Hexamony> And where does that get saved?
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#228 [01:11] <Hexamony> My client is crashing, certainly mod related, but it quits before I can find out why.
#229 [01:11] <jayden_d8> what sorry voxel?
#230 [01:12] <jayden_d8> i accidentally closed this web page
#231 [01:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: type /join #smp and ask in there
#232 [01:12] <jayden_d8> so, any servers
#233 [01:12] <jayden_d8> ok
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#235 [01:12] * sad-little-boy cries
#235 [01:13] * sad-little-boy wonders why his mastercard and prepaid visa both wont work to buy minecraft
#235 [01:13] <jayden_d8> how do i do that thing before the smp?
#236 [01:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jayden_d8: ... shift 3
#237 [01:14] <sad-little-boy> hi
#238 [01:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sad-little-boy: prepaid cards usually dont work because of fraud prevention. international payment thus gets blocked
#239 [01:14] * sad-little-boy won
#239 [01:14] <sad-little-boy> erm
#240 [01:14] <sad-little-boy> what bout the mastercaard
#241 [01:15] <sad-little-boy> when i try to pay both of them said your credit card is disabled for 24 hours
#242 [01:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sad-little-boy: same thing if its a proper mastercard, but you can call the bank and tell them you want to let it through
#243 [01:16] <sad-little-boy> ok
#244 [01:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> specificly Mojang AB
#245 [01:16] * sad-little-boy tips his hat at [kikun|Janus|
#245 [01:16] <sad-little-boy> ok MOJANG AB
#246 [01:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> is who you want to allow payment to
#247 [01:17] <sad-little-boy> oky doky
#248 [01:18] <happy-little-boy> byby thanyou i shall now go bitch at mastercard....FuuuuuN
#249 [01:18] * |Kiikun|Janus| resumes doing emerge --update system calls
#249 [01:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> heh good luck
#250 [01:18] <happy-little-boy> :/
#251 [01:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yay! no more friggin blocked packages!
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#263 [01:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bork bork bork
#264 [02:00] <rymate1234> hai
#265 [02:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi rymate1234
#266 [02:02] * |Kiikun|Janus| is updating server
#266 [02:02] <rymate1234> \o/7
#267 [02:03] <Thrae> That reminds me...I need to put Linux in Xen to see if my MC server runs any better in it
#268 [02:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#269 [02:03] <AndrewPH> bork bork bork?
#270 [02:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#271 [02:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> was that the dinner bell or something? everyones coming out now :P
#272 [02:03] * rymate1234 uses OpenVZ for his server
#272 [02:04] <rymate1234> Its cheaper ^_^
#273 [02:04] <AndrewPH> after having used both, ew openvz
#274 [02:04] <Thrae> Xen is free....
#275 [02:05] <AndrewPH> Xen hosts tend to be more expensive because it's more difficult to oversell with xen than with openvz.
#276 [02:05] <Thrae> Ah, well, I roll my own server that's located ~5 feet from me
#277 [02:05] <AndrewPH> So chances are that's what rymate1234 meant
#278 [02:05] <Thrae> Solaris is the host, and that's what MC seems to have problems with
#279 [02:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> see! even SinZ back!
#280 [02:06] <TheNoodle> \o/
#281 [02:06] <rymate1234> lol
#282 [02:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> adn noodle..
#283 [02:06] <SinZ> What?
#284 [02:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi :P
#285 [02:06] <SinZ> iv been playing haloreach and eating icecream
#286 [02:06] <rymate1234> <|Kiikun|Janus|> bork bork bork - he said this and the channel came alive!
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#288 [02:06] <rymate1234> LOOK!
#289 [02:07] <TheNoodle> magic words bro.
#290 [02:08] <rymate1234> I <3 my new internet <3
#291 [02:08] <rymate1234> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1530118055.png
#292 [02:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt
#293 [02:09] <rymate1234> lololololol
#294 [02:09] <rymate1234> :P
#295 [02:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1530120081.png
#296 [02:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;_;
#297 [02:11] <rymate1234> :P
#298 [02:11] <rymate1234> BT <3
#299 [02:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wait.. as in bthome?
#300 [02:12] <rymate1234> No, as in BT Broadband <3
#301 [02:12] * rymate1234 has a Bt Home Hub as well <3
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#302 [02:12] * |Kiikun|Janus| sets rymate1234 on fire... with liquid netherack... mixed with napalm... and spent uranium
#302 [02:12] <rymate1234> |Kiikun|Janus|: Tbh the home hub was free
#303 [02:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> its free because it sucks more balls than <insert porn star name here>
#304 [02:15] <rymate1234> lol
#305 [02:15] <rymate1234> I have to admit its a piece of shit
#306 [02:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 19of 40
#307 [02:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and been an hour :/
#308 [02:18] <rymate1234> lol
#309 [02:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok 22 of 40
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#314 [02:34] <Jyro> Hey guys!
#315 [02:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> heya
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#322 [03:03] <mib_wv06a6> i need some help downloading the game on my computer
#323 [03:03] <chrisward> download it, run it, done
#324 [03:03] <mib_wv06a6> it says
#325 [03:03] <mib_wv06a6> ad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/10/11 12:00 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_
#326 [03:04] <chrisward> update your video card drivers, or not use an onboard video card
#327 [03:04] <mib_wv06a6> how
#328 [03:04] <chrisward> what kind of computer do you have
#329 [03:04] <mib_wv06a6> windows
#330 [03:04] <chrisward> computer, not os
#331 [03:04] <mib_wv06a6> laptop
#332 [03:05] * chrisward facepalms
#332 [03:05] <chrisward> I give up, anyone else want to have a go?
#333 [03:05] <mib_wv06a6> please no
#334 [03:05] <mib_wv06a6> i need to play the game
#335 [03:05] <chrisward> specs/brand/model
#336 [03:05] <mib_wv06a6> ?
#337 [03:06] <chrisward> how old is your computer
#338 [03:06] <mib_wv06a6> dont know
#339 [03:06] <chrisward> what brand
#340 [03:06] * Grim_Reaper [Grim_Reaper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#341 [03:06] <mau5ie> o/ Grim_Reaper
#342 [03:06] <Grim_Reaper> :3 <3
#343 [03:06] <Silent_Samurai> :D
#344 [03:06] <mib_wv06a6> i need help
#345 [03:06] <mau5ie> :D
#346 [03:06] <chrisward> what brand
#347 [03:06] <mib_wv06a6> hello
#348 [03:07] <chrisward> what brand
#349 [03:07] <chrisward> what brand
#350 [03:07] <Grim_Reaper> Hello mib_wv06a6 :3
#351 [03:07] <mib_wv06a6> dont know
#352 [03:07] <Grim_Reaper> What can we help you with
#353 [03:07] <mau5ie> -.-
#354 [03:07] <Silent_Samurai> >.>
#355 [03:07] <mib_wv06a6> how can i downlaod minecraft on my laptop
#356 [03:07] <chrisward> what brand
#357 [03:07] <chrisward> what brand
#358 [03:07] <chrisward> what brand
#359 [03:07] <Silent_Samurai> XD
#360 [03:07] <mib_wv06a6> windows
#361 [03:07] <mau5ie> LOL
#362 [03:07] <chrisward> hello?
#363 [03:07] <Silent_Samurai> XD
#364 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> hi
#365 [03:08] <chrisward> thats wierd, I think I got flood controlled
#366 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> windows
#367 [03:08] <Grim_Reaper> www.minecraft.net mib_wv06a6
#368 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> lol
#369 [03:08] <chrisward> whats the brand of the laptop
#370 [03:08] <Silent_Samurai> chrisward, You did.
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#372 [03:08] <mau5ie> You did, chrisward.
#373 [03:08] <chrisward> aww :-(
#374 [03:08] <Silent_Samurai> mib_wv06a6, Its usually on the lid :\
#375 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> i tried
#376 [03:08] <mau5ie> XD
#377 [03:08] <Grim_Reaper> Do you have java installed on your laptop mib_wv06a6?
#378 [03:08] * Silent_Samurai slaps himself.
#378 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> yep
#379 [03:08] <chrisward> grim, his video card needs updated drivers/or its too old
#380 [03:08] <Grim_Reaper> Oh :o
#381 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> it says this message
#382 [03:08] <chrisward> thats what the error said
#383 [03:08] <mib_wv06a6> ad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/10/11 12:00 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_
#384 [03:09] <Grim_Reaper> Lol that explains alot..
#385 [03:09] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah you need a better card mib_wv06a6
#386 [03:09] <chrisward> yeah... ID: 10 T error
#387 [03:09] <Grim_Reaper> Your laptop wont run it
#388 [03:09] <Silent_Samurai> Looks like somebody is missing OpenGL XD
#389 [03:09] <mib_wv06a6> y wont it_
#390 [03:09] <Grim_Reaper> Because your card doesn't support openGL
#391 [03:09] <Silent_Samurai> Yeah thats what I meant
#392 [03:09] <Grim_Reaper> Which is needed to run the game
#393 [03:09] <mib_wv06a6> i do i support it
#394 [03:09] <mau5ie> o-o
#395 [03:09] <mib_wv06a6> how do i
#396 [03:09] <mau5ie> they make computers like that still?
#397 [03:09] <chrisward> thats not what the error says...
#398 [03:10] <Grim_Reaper> Soemthing along those lines ;-;
#399 [03:10] <mib_wv06a6> _ Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/10/11 12:00 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6
#400 [03:10] <Silent_Samurai> 1. Update Java.
#401 [03:10] <Silent_Samurai> 2. Update Graphics
#402 [03:10] <[L]> Stop spamming it
#403 [03:10] <Silent_Samurai> 3. If still doesn't work, your screwed.
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#405 [03:10] <mau5ie> you're*
#406 [03:10] <Grim_Reaper> Have you tried updating your graphics drivers mib_wv06a6
#407 [03:10] <mib_wv06a6> how
#408 [03:11] <chrisward> all he needs is a video card drive update
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#410 [03:11] * Silent_Samurai facedesks.
#410 [03:11] <Grim_Reaper> What card do you have mib_wv06a6?
#411 [03:11] <Grim_Reaper> is it an nvida or ati?
#412 [03:11] <mib_wv06a6> how do i get a video card
#413 [03:11] <Grim_Reaper> Or something else
#414 [03:11] <Silent_Samurai> I don't think he would even have one :\
#415 [03:11] <Silent_Samurai> Probably intregrated Intel >.>
#416 [03:11] <chrisward> buy a new computer!!
#417 [03:11] <TheNoodle> mib_wv06a6, what operating system are you using?
#418 [03:11] <Silent_Samurai> Windows
#419 [03:11] <mib_wv06a6> windows
#420 [03:11] <Grim_Reaper> Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6
#421 [03:11] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_wv06a6 win/dxdiag
#422 [03:11] <VoxelHead> mib_wv06a6: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#423 [03:11] <VoxelHead> mib_wv06a6: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#424 [03:12] <mib_wv06a6> ?
#425 [03:12] <mib_wv06a6> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/10/11 12:00 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.
#426 [03:12] <TheNoodle> Follow those instructions.
#427 [03:12] <mib_wv06a6> how do i do that
#428 [03:12] <TheNoodle> ...
#429 [03:12] <Grim_Reaper> Click start
#430 [03:12] <Grim_Reaper> Click on run
#431 [03:12] <mib_wv06a6> where
#432 [03:12] <Grim_Reaper> on your computer
#433 [03:13] <mib_wv06a6> kk
#434 [03:13] <Grim_Reaper> bottom left
#435 [03:13] * Silent_Samurai is actually about to stab mib.
#435 [03:13] <TheNoodle> Someone highight me when the mib has figured it out :P (studying for exams)
#436 [03:13] <chrisward> ^
#437 [03:13] <Grim_Reaper> Click start > click run > type in dxdiag > press enter
#438 [03:13] <Silent_Samurai> TheNoodle, LOL
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#440 [03:13] <chrisward> BUY A NEW COMPUTER, IT TOO OLD!
#441 [03:13] <mib_wv06a6> where is the dxdiag
#442 [03:13] <Silent_Samurai> We wont be highlighting you XD
#443 [03:13] <chrisward> get your mum to help
#444 [03:13] <Grim_Reaper> type it in the text area when you click run mib_wv06a6
#445 [03:13] <chrisward> or an older brother
#446 [03:13] <[L]> ...
#447 [03:13] <mib_wv06a6> wait
#448 [03:13] <[L]> This person
#449 [03:13] <[L]> Is lost beyond belief
#450 [03:13] <Silent_Samurai> [L], We know.
#451 [03:13] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#452 [03:13] <mib_wv06a6> let grim reaper taklk
#453 [03:13] <mib_wv06a6> talk
#454 [03:13] <Silent_Samurai> XD
#455 [03:14] <TheNoodle> mib_wv06a6, how old are you?
#456 [03:14] <Grim_Reaper> Click start > Click Run > Type in the text area dxdiag > press enter
#457 [03:14] <chrisward> ^noodle
#458 [03:14] <mau5ie> ^
#459 [03:14] <mib_wv06a6> is it the mincraft launcher
#460 [03:14] <Grim_Reaper> No
#461 [03:14] <Grim_Reaper> Forget about the minecraft game for now
#462 [03:14] <Grim_Reaper> On your computer at the bottom left
#463 [03:14] <Keltinray> mib_wv06a6, press the windows-button and R
#464 [03:14] <TheNoodle> Okay mib_wv06a6, new plan.
#465 [03:14] <mib_wv06a6> ok
#466 [03:14] <Grim_Reaper> There is a start button
#467 [03:15] * chrisward bruises forehead
#467 [03:15] <Grim_Reaper> Click it
#468 [03:15] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_wv06a6 teamviewer
#469 [03:15] <VoxelHead> mib_wv06a6: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#470 [03:15] <VoxelHead> mib_wv06a6: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#471 [03:15] * [L] fucking head desks
#471 [03:15] * AuBot kicked [L] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: L] :Please keep it civil.)
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#473 [03:15] <Grim_Reaper> lol [L]
#474 [03:15] <mib_wv06a6> what do i type
#475 [03:15] <Silent_Samurai> TheNoodle, His computer will probably explode.
#476 [03:15] <TheNoodle> mib_wv06a6, download teamviewer.
#477 [03:15] <[L]> IF that bot kicks me again
#478 [03:15] <Grim_Reaper> type dxdiag
#479 [03:15] <[L]> I'm going to ban it
#480 [03:15] <Silent_Samurai> XD
#481 [03:15] <[L]> For ten minutes
#482 [03:15] <chrisward> noodle, $5 says that'll ID: 10T error too
#483 [03:15] <Silent_Samurai> It no like you :3
#484 [03:15] <mau5ie> or deop it?
#485 [03:15] <mau5ie> lol
#486 [03:15] <[L]> Meh
#487 [03:15] * [L] does some testing
#487 [03:16] <[L]> Fuck
#488 [03:16] * AuBot kicked [L] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: L] :Please keep it civil.)
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#490 [03:16] <[L]> Fuck
#491 [03:16] <mau5ie> lol
#492 [03:16] <Grim_Reaper> When you've typed in dxdiag, press enter
#493 [03:16] <mib_wv06a6> ok after that
#494 [03:16] <mau5ie> told ya so
#495 [03:16] <Grim_Reaper> It should open a program window
#496 [03:16] <TheNoodle> L, we need aubot opped for voiced kick perms :P
#497 [03:16] <mib_wv06a6> yep
#498 [03:16] <Grim_Reaper> Ok
#499 [03:16] <chrisward> bots should never be able to kick voice/ops :/
#500 [03:16] <Grim_Reaper> now what you wanna do is this
#501 [03:16] <mau5ie> ^ chris
#502 [03:16] <Grim_Reaper> Click save all infomation
#503 [03:17] <mib_wv06a6> ok
#504 [03:17] <mib_wv06a6> ok
#505 [03:17] <Grim_Reaper> It might take a while to gather all info
#506 [03:17] <mib_wv06a6> ok
#507 [03:17] <Grim_Reaper> Once that is done
#508 [03:17] <Grim_Reaper> It will ask you where you want to save a text file
#509 [03:17] <chrisward> grab a gun...
#510 [03:17] * TheNoodle pokes chris
#510 [03:17] <mib_wv06a6> its saved
#511 [03:17] <TheNoodle> no :P
#512 [03:17] <Grim_Reaper> Choose to save it somewhere you'll remember, like my documents or desktop
#513 [03:17] <chrisward> get someone to hold it steady...
#514 [03:17] <mau5ie> lol
#515 [03:17] <mib_wv06a6> its saved
#516 [03:17] <Grim_Reaper> Once it's saved, open the text file
#517 [03:18] <[L]> TheNoodle: I honestly don't care :l
#518 [03:18] <chrisward> get your friend to pull the trigger 4 or 5 times, then check to make sure its actually loaded
#519 [03:18] <mib_wv06a6> what
#520 [03:18] <mib_wv06a6> shut up chrisward
#521 [03:18] <TheNoodle> lol
#522 [03:18] <chrisward> okay :P
#523 [03:18] <Grim_Reaper> doubel click on the file that you saved
#524 [03:18] <mau5ie> chrisward. that's enough. lol
#525 [03:19] <Grim_Reaper> Tell me when the text file is open
#526 [03:19] * TheNoodle thnks we need a youtube video for dxdiags
#526 [03:19] <TheNoodle> just for this situation.
#527 [03:19] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#528 [03:19] <mib_wv06a6> kk
#529 [03:19] <mib_wv06a6> tsutrsg
#530 [03:19] <Grim_Reaper> Ok now that it's open
#531 [03:19] <[L]> Quite.
#532 [03:20] <mib_wv06a6> :)
#533 [03:20] <mib_wv06a6> kk
#534 [03:20] <chrisward> anyone want to DDoS?
#535 [03:20] * TheNoodle pokes chris
#535 [03:20] <Grim_Reaper> I want you to click on edit at the top of the window
#536 [03:20] <mib_wv06a6> ok wait
#537 [03:20] <TheNoodle> Bad crhis.
#538 [03:20] <chrisward> aww :-(
#539 [03:20] <Grim_Reaper> Click on select all
#540 [03:21] <Grim_Reaper> it should select all the text in that file in blue
#541 [03:21] <mib_wv06a6> what happens when i see all the wirrting
#542 [03:22] <mib_wv06a6> its open
#543 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> Click edit at the top of the window
#544 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> Then click select all
#545 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> It should make all the writing blue
#546 [03:22] <mib_wv06a6> ya
#547 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> Ok
#548 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> Now click on edit again
#549 [03:22] <Grim_Reaper> This time click copy
#550 [03:23] <mib_wv06a6> ya
#551 [03:23] <Grim_Reaper> ok
#552 [03:23] <Grim_Reaper> go to www.pastebin.com
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#554 [03:23] <mau5ie> lmao
#555 [03:23] <Grim_Reaper> Oh lordy
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#557 [03:23] <mib_le660k> woops
#558 [03:23] <mib_le660k> hello
#559 [03:23] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#560 [03:23] <Grim_Reaper> Hi again
#561 [03:24] <mib_le660k> sorry
#562 [03:24] <Grim_Reaper> K open another tab or internet browser and go to www.pastebin.com
#563 [03:24] <mib_le660k> kk
#564 [03:24] <Grim_Reaper> When you're there tell me
#565 [03:24] <mib_le660k> ya
#566 [03:24] <mib_le660k> paste it in there'
#567 [03:24] <Grim_Reaper> K now you should see a window inside the site
#568 [03:24] <mib_le660k> yep
#569 [03:24] <Grim_Reaper> Right click in that box and click paste
#570 [03:25] <Grim_Reaper> All that writing from the text file should go in there
#571 [03:25] <mib_le660k> done
#572 [03:25] <Grim_Reaper> Ok now click on submit near the bottom of that box
#573 [03:25] <mib_le660k> done
#574 [03:25] <Grim_Reaper> Ok now it should take you to a page with all that text
#575 [03:26] <mib_le660k> yep
#576 [03:26] <Grim_Reaper> K at the very top of your internet browser/program
#577 [03:26] <Grim_Reaper> You should see a link that looks something like www.pastebin.com/F35HSD
#578 [03:26] <mib_le660k> ?
#579 [03:26] <Grim_Reaper> or something similar
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#581 [03:27] <mib_le660k> its
#582 [03:27] <mib_le660k> http://pastebin.com/Cs4nrKqz
#583 [03:27] <Grim_Reaper> Ok perfect
#584 [03:27] <TheNoodle> http://pastebin.com/W9H2PVPe
#585 [03:27] <Grim_Reaper> Lets take a looky now
#586 [03:28] <mib_le660k> mkk
#587 [03:28] <TheNoodle> you're in a youtube video >.>
#588 [03:28] <Grim_Reaper> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family
#589 [03:28] <mau5ie> wut
#590 [03:28] <Grim_Reaper> thats what video card you have it seems
#591 [03:28] <chrisward> srs, noodle?
#592 [03:28] <mau5ie> ._.
#593 [03:28] <mib_le660k> quiet
#594 [03:28] <TheNoodle> Why else would I paste a dxdiag?
#595 [03:29] <mau5ie> lol'd
#596 [03:29] <Grim_Reaper> Now lets see if that card supports opengl
#597 [03:29] <mib_le660k> how
#598 [03:29] <Grim_Reaper> Im checking for you
#599 [03:30] <Grim_Reaper> Ok mib_le660k go here http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/detect.htm
#600 [03:30] <Grim_Reaper> Click on check your system for the latest updates when that page loads
#601 [03:31] <mib_le660k> can you email me the enough at crystalalex8@gmail.com
#602 [03:31] <mib_le660k> i have to go
#603 [03:31] <mib_le660k> info
#604 [03:31] <Grim_Reaper> Im not sure i can help via email :o
#605 [03:31] <mau5ie> lol
#606 [03:31] <mib_le660k> y
#607 [03:31] <Grim_Reaper> But if you can come back later I'll try help :p
#608 [03:31] <Silent_Samurai> Too much effort.
#609 [03:32] <mib_le660k> im going to back in about 17 hours
#610 [03:32] <Grim_Reaper> Alrighty I should be here when you get back :3
#611 [03:32] <mau5ie> lol
#612 [03:32] <mib_le660k> kk thank u
#613 [03:32] <Grim_Reaper> Anytime :3
#614 [03:32] <mib_le660k> get a email account and send me the info if u can
#615 [03:32] <Grim_Reaper> I'll see what I can do
#616 [03:33] <Silent_Samurai> ತ.ತ
#617 [03:33] <mib_le660k> please
#618 [03:33] <mib_le660k> u there
#619 [03:33] <Grim_Reaper> Yup :p
#620 [03:33] <TheNoodle> Don't bother.
#621 [03:33] <mib_le660k> can u get an email account
#622 [03:34] <mau5ie> .____.
#623 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> Yes I have one. I'll email you
#624 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> But I prefer to help here as emails tend to be slow
#625 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> But I will send you an email :p
#626 [03:34] <TheNoodle> one problem with this vid, my text sizes are all large >.>
#627 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#628 [03:34] <mib_le660k> its easyer for me send me all the info at crystalalex8@gmail.com
#629 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> Why not rather record, then edit /add text subtitles
#630 [03:34] <Grim_Reaper> Ok I'll see about doing some screenshots and emailing you then
#631 [03:34] <TheNoodle> Because 1) I'm lazy 2) speaking is more fun
#632 [03:35] <Grim_Reaper> But if I dont, come back later and I'll help you more
#633 [03:35] <mib_le660k> kk thankz ttyl
#634 [03:35] <Grim_Reaper> Bye ^^
#635 [03:35] <mib_le660k> bibi tyll
#636 [03:35] <mib_le660k> ttyl
#637 [03:35] <Grim_Reaper> yup
#638 [03:37] <Grim_Reaper> Well that was fun lol
#639 [03:37] <chrisward> HERPA DERP DURRRRRRR
#640 [03:37] <Silent_Samurai> XD
#641 [03:37] <Grim_Reaper> Not so keen on the emailing though ;-;
#642 [03:37] <chrisward> don't
#643 [03:37] <Grim_Reaper> I've worked for support emails and it's so slow lol
#644 [03:38] <chrisward> if you're really worried about it, get a new account
#645 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> Instant chat is easier
#646 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> Naa I made a promise so I'll email him
#647 [03:38] <TheNoodle> If the mib wants help, they can come back
#648 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> Indeed
#649 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> If his plan for emails doesn't work out
#650 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> He can chat here
#651 [03:38] <mauZzz> he's still here
#652 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> I know
#653 [03:38] <mauZzz> :>
#654 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#655 [03:38] <mauZzz> nini everyone
#656 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> Also night night mauZzz
#657 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> Sleep tight
#658 [03:38] <mauZzz> :> ty
#659 [03:38] <chrisward> found your problem, he's canadian
#660 [03:38] <Silent_Samurai> Don't let the mibs bite.
#661 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#662 [03:38] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#663 [03:38] <mauZzz> lmfao
#664 [03:39] <TheNoodle> megavideo \o/
#665 [03:39] <chrisward> just whois'ed his ip
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#667 [03:41] <Grim_Reaper> Anyways Im gonna go and get ready to eat and head out
#668 [03:41] <Grim_Reaper> Take care guys :3
#669 [03:41] <mauZzz> you too
#670 [03:41] <Grim_Reaper> Oi sleep!
#671 [03:41] <chrisward> cya
#672 [03:41] <mauZzz> i try @_@
#673 [03:41] <chrisward> good job on taking care of the mib
#674 [03:41] <Grim_Reaper> Or I'll send an endermen to steal your bed ;-;
#675 [03:41] <Grim_Reaper> Thanks
#676 [03:41] <chrisward> I lost it within a minute
#677 [03:41] <mauZzz> o-o
#678 [03:42] <Grim_Reaper> Patience is something I have to have when working with people like that lol
#679 [03:42] <chrisward> I don't have any patience :/
#680 [03:42] <Grim_Reaper> This one time in a support email I did
#681 [03:42] <chrisward> I think his computer is probably just too old, usually windows update would keep video card dirvers up to date
#682 [03:42] <Grim_Reaper> I had to try explain that the guys website was down due to him not paying ._.
#683 [03:42] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah I agree chrisward
#684 [03:42] <Grim_Reaper> But I think his card does support opengl
#685 [03:43] <Grim_Reaper> So Im guessing he's outdated on the drivers
#686 [03:43] <chrisward> that was my first suggestion
#687 [03:43] <Thrae> There are modded drivers for Intel 9xx that might work
#688 [03:43] <Grim_Reaper> Oh and this one I had to try help somebody to login to a vps for windows
#689 [03:43] <chrisward> putty ftw :P
#690 [03:43] <Grim_Reaper> And no matter how hard I tried to be as simple as possible.. it took like 6 emails to explain not to use nx client x-x
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#692 [03:44] <chrisward> theres a person in #essentials who I had to walk through to set up a server... he had very little idea what he was doing
#693 [03:44] <Grim_Reaper> Anyways gotta go
#694 [03:44] <Grim_Reaper> Byes :3
#695 [03:45] <chrisward> cyaa
#696 [03:46] <TheNoodle> Okay, thoughts? http://www.megavideo.com/?v=LKB1O2RE
#697 [03:46] <TheNoodle> Yes, I know I'll probably have to rerecord :P
#698 [03:46] <chrisward> put it on YOUTUBE
#699 [03:47] <TheNoodle> Not until it's done :p
#700 [03:47] <chrisward> fair enough :P
#701 [03:48] <TheNoodle> Youtube uploads much slower for me so until there's a final version it's staying on megaupload ^_^
#702 [03:48] <chrisward> fair enough :P
#703 [03:49] * SinZ loves to work under the fact, if they are too dumb to do something simple, they dont deserve it
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#709 [04:07] <mib_6xzs2a> I cant get on beta!!!
#710 [04:07] <TheNoodle> Why?
#711 [04:07] <mib_6xzs2a> I dont know
#712 [04:07] <TheNoodle> Do you get any errors?
#713 [04:07] <mib_6xzs2a> it comes up but then the screen turns black
#714 [04:08] <Thrae> mib_6xzs2a: Using Windows?
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#716 [04:08] <mib_6xzs2a> yeah
#717 [04:09] <Thrae> mib_6xzs2a: Download and use http://mc.kealper.com/mchelp/mcdebug.exe to launch and play Minecraft. When it crashes we'll get an automatic error report submitted to www.pastebin.com.
#718 [04:09] <mib_6xzs2a> ok
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#722 [04:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o,o
#723 [04:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: is there a faqlet for mcdebug?
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#725 [04:23] <mib_1fxzyg> still doesnt work
#726 [04:23] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: I think on AuBot
#727 [04:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !help
#728 [04:24] <Thrae> mib_1fxzyg: Hmm, no error....OK, are you using any mods or texture packs?
#729 [04:24] <mib_1fxzyg> !reinstall
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#731 [04:34] <Thrae> mib_1fxzyg: Hmm, no error....OK, are you using any mods or texture packs?
#732 [04:35] <mib_1fxzyg> yeah
#733 [04:35] <mib_1fxzyg> single player commads
#734 [04:35] <mib_1fxzyg> i need 2 go brb
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#736 [04:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> . . . x.x still updating!!!!
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#745 [05:54] <TheNoodle> Anyone need help?
#746 [05:58] <lemon-rev> yea why dont mobs spawn in 1.9.3 the bad ones lol :P
#747 [05:58] * TheNoodle points at the channel topic
#747 [05:58] <TheNoodle> ;)
#748 [05:59] <lemon-rev> no pointy fingers :P
#749 [05:59] * TheNoodle geastures at the channel topic
#749 [06:00] <TheNoodle> spelling ftw.
#750 [06:00] <lemon-rev> hahahahahha
#751 [06:00] <lemon-rev> bah :), its ok, i know,
#752 [06:02] <Silent_Samurai> http://pastie.org/2682001
#753 [06:07] <TheNoodle> meh.
#754 [06:07] <|Kiikun|> meh? :P
#755 [06:07] * TheNoodle points at Silent_Samurai's link
#755 [06:07] <TheNoodle> meh.
#756 [06:07] <TheNoodle> If I cared about my privacy I wouldn't put shit on the internet.
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#759 [06:20] <SSinischo> Hi.
#760 [06:20] <SSinischo> Can someone help me?
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#762 [06:20] <SSinischo> Is anyone here?
#763 [06:20] <lemon-rev> if we know what the trouble is
#764 [06:20] <SSinischo> It won't let me use my credit card.
#765 [06:21] <SSinischo> It says I have been disabled for 24 hours.
#766 [06:21] <lemon-rev> how are you trying to pay ?
#767 [06:21] <SSinischo> Vanilla Visa gift card
#768 [06:21] <Skandis> Hi. My password doesn't get sent to my hotmail e-mail. I've confirmed it's the right one. What can I do?
#769 [06:21] <lemon-rev> SSinischo ring your bank and ask them for the trouble resouve we here cant help with bank problems we can only give surgestions
#770 [06:22] <lemon-rev> Skandis did you loose yuor password or what happend to get the password lost ?
#771 [06:22] <TheNoodle> Skandis, how have you confirmed that you are checking the right email account?
#772 [06:22] <Skandis> I've forgot it
#773 [06:23] <Skandis> noodle, I just ask for my account name with my email
#774 [06:23] <lemon-rev> skandis check your recycleing bin
#775 [06:23] <Skandis> and the email is part of the accnt database
#776 [06:23] <Skandis> lemon, empty
#777 [06:23] <lemon-rev> skandis i can only say email hotmail and see if they might be blocking it somehow ?
#778 [06:24] <Skandis> I made another accnt with no minecraft
#779 [06:24] <Skandis> and I get the email perfectly
#780 [06:24] <TheNoodle> Hang on, so the account name retrival works but the password doesn't? I wonder if they're both sent from the same address...
#781 [06:25] <Skandis> Noodle: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#782 [06:25] <Skandis> Only says "e-mail sent" if you have a mc accnt to that email
#783 [06:25] <|Kiikun|> he means email address
#784 [06:25] <TheNoodle> On esec.
#785 [06:25] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#786 [06:26] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#787 [06:26] <TheNoodle> :resetuser
#788 [06:26] <TheNoodle> :resetname
#789 [06:26] <TheNoodle> heh
#790 [06:26] <|Kiikun|> cant reset name :P
#791 [06:26] <|Kiikun|> :retrievename
#792 [06:26] <TheNoodle> :sendname
#793 [06:26] <TheNoodle> I can't remember what I put it under >.>
#794 [06:26] <|Kiikun|> :getname
#795 [06:27] <|Kiikun|> nood, have you used it in here yet?
#796 [06:27] <TheNoodle> No idea :P
#797 [06:27] <TheNoodle> But I added resetpass at the same time.
#798 [06:28] <|Kiikun|> pbbbbbbbbbt
#799 [06:29] <|Kiikun|> :senduser
#800 [06:29] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#801 [06:29] <|Kiikun|> there. its in logs now
#802 [06:29] * |Kiikun| goes back to SpaceChem!
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#815 [07:14] <Pacmenie> I need help with premium - I buyed, but in other time i losed. Why?
#816 [07:16] <Pacmenie> ...
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#819 [07:22] <Geannajo> Why can´t i find any wolfs in 1.8 version?
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#821 [07:23] <Geannajo> I have been running around in pineforests for 3 days now and still no wolf....
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#824 [07:28] <Planck> They can be rare sometimes. Though I generated 6 maps recently and found 4 with wolves near the spawn.
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#830 [07:47] <Grim_Reaper> Hellos :3
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#834 [07:48] <jack> ive got a question
#835 [07:48] <Grim_Reaper> Ask away :3
#836 [07:49] <jack> hows come when i play minecraft it lags like crazy, right now im only getting 5 fps.
#837 [07:49] <TheNoodle> os?
#838 [07:49] <Grim_Reaper> What specs are you running
#839 [07:49] <Grim_Reaper> Hey TheNoodle D:
#840 [07:49] <Grim_Reaper> Dont steal my customer ;-;
#841 [07:49] <Grim_Reaper> lol jk <3
#842 [07:49] * TheNoodle waves
#842 [07:49] <jack> kind of specs?
#843 [07:49] <TheNoodle> he's all yours :)
#844 [07:50] <Grim_Reaper> lol Im kidding feel free
#845 [07:50] <Grim_Reaper> Errm, jack what graphics card do you have, what system are you running? windows xp or vista or?
#846 [07:50] <TheNoodle> Jack, what operating system are you using? An example would be windows 7 or OSX.
#847 [07:50] <jack> iim on a laptop with windows 7
#848 [07:50] <TheNoodle> Grim_Reaper, it's normally easier (if they're on windows) to get the info from a dxdiag.
#849 [07:50] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah
#850 [07:50] <TheNoodle> Jack, follow voxelheads instructions please.
#851 [07:51] <TheNoodle> ??> jack win/dxdiag
#852 [07:51] <VoxelHead> jack: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#853 [07:51] <VoxelHead> jack: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#854 [07:51] <jack> ok brb
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#856 [07:55] <jack> Machine name: LEE Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7600) (7600.win7_gdr.110622-1503) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: TOSHIBA System Model: Satellite L505D BIOS: InsydeH2O Version 1.00 Processor: AMD Turion(tm) II Dual-Core Mobile M520 (2 CPUs), ~2
#857 [07:55] <Grim_Reaper> cpu seems ok
#858 [07:55] <Grim_Reaper> What graphics card do you have?
#859 [07:56] <jack> idk
#860 [07:56] <jack> its a new laptop
#861 [07:56] <Grim_Reaper> Click save infomation on dxdiag
#862 [07:56] <jack> i did
#863 [07:57] <Grim_Reaper> Ok open the text file and look for where it says display drivers
#864 [07:57] <Grim_Reaper> Check for the name of it
#865 [07:57] <TheNoodle> Jack, just copy the entire contents to http://pastebin.com.
#866 [07:57] <TheNoodle> Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them onhttp://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#867 [07:57] <TheNoodle> [19:51] <jack> ok brb
#868 [07:58] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#869 [07:58] <jack> AMD M880G with ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200
#870 [07:58] <Grim_Reaper> Sounds good. lemme check on google for it's specs
#871 [07:59] <TheNoodle> The card has OpenGL 3.2 support so it should be fine.
#872 [07:59] <jack> http://pastebin.com/qp0buq3y
#873 [08:00] <Grim_Reaper> Lol I was about to say something along those lines TheNoodle
#874 [08:00] <jack> still dont know why it lags :(
#875 [08:00] <Grim_Reaper> I take it you've updated your graphics drivers?
#876 [08:00] <jack> dont think so
#877 [08:00] <Grim_Reaper> As well as java?
#878 [08:00] <Grim_Reaper> Try give that a go
#879 [08:00] <jack> haha how
#880 [08:01] <Grim_Reaper> Go to ati's website
#881 [08:01] <TheNoodle> Jack, as a test want to try playing with spout?
#882 [08:01] <jack> spout?
#883 [08:02] <TheNoodle> I'll link you, one sec.
#884 [08:02] <TheNoodle> http://spout.in/exe
#885 [08:03] <Grim_Reaper> Never heard of spout actually
#886 [08:03] <Grim_Reaper> Is it a stress tester or?
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#888 [08:07] <jack> i guess its updateing
#889 [08:09] <jack> still kinda laggy
#890 [08:09] <jack> getting 7 fps
#891 [08:09] <Grim_Reaper> I take it you've checked for things running in the backround ?
#892 [08:10] <jack> yea theres only chrome running right now and spout
#893 [08:10] <jack> well mabey its chrome slowin me downn
#894 [08:10] <Grim_Reaper> And task manager say anything about how much cpu is being used?
#895 [08:12] <jack> like 60
#896 [08:12] <Grim_Reaper> Is that while playing minecraft or?
#897 [08:13] <jack> oh idk but when i play, a norton 360 notificaton pops up and says high cpu usage from java platform binarey
#898 [08:16] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm that could be it. Also nortan = a resource hog
#899 [08:16] <Grim_Reaper> I would suggest try updating your java with 64bit version as well
#900 [08:16] <jack> well i guess ill update some stuff, thanks for the help
#901 [08:16] <Grim_Reaper> I hear some people with 64bit were getting performance issues
#902 [08:16] <Grim_Reaper> Anytime
#903 [08:16] <Grim_Reaper> if you need more
#904 [08:17] <TheNoodle> Jack, before you go.,
#905 [08:17] <Grim_Reaper> Just come back and I'll try help more =]
#906 [08:17] <TheNoodle> Mind doing something for me?
#907 [08:17] <TheNoodle> type this into the black window:
#908 [08:17] * Grim_Reaper looks at TheNoodle
#908 [08:17] <jack> ok, one more question do u guys work for notch
#909 [08:17] <TheNoodle> tasklist > tasks.txt
#910 [08:17] <Grim_Reaper> Naa we're just players
#911 [08:17] <TheNoodle> Jack, we're volunteers.
#912 [08:18] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#913 [08:18] <jack> damn, how are yall so smart lolz
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#915 [08:18] <TheNoodle> It's because we're sexy.
#916 [08:18] <jack> haha
#917 [08:18] <TheNoodle> Anyway, after running that command copy the contents of tasks.txt on pastebin.
#918 [08:18] <Grim_Reaper> That and we are fanbois of minecraft hehe
#919 [08:19] <TheNoodle> Heh, change that command to tasklist > c:\tasks.txt
#920 [08:19] <jack> lol yeah samee
#921 [08:19] <jack> peace
#922 [08:21] <Sardonicus> Here I am!
#923 [08:21] <Grim_Reaper> :3
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#925 [08:21] <Sardonicus> I'm the master of your destiny!
#926 [08:21] <Grim_Reaper> Yay!
#927 [08:21] <Sardonicus> I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come!
#928 [08:21] <Grim_Reaper> So like..
#929 [08:21] <Sardonicus> YAY
#930 [08:21] <Grim_Reaper> Can you give out free super pc's?
#931 [08:21] <Sardonicus> brb...
#932 [08:22] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#933 [08:24] <Sardonicus> back... well
#934 [08:24] <Sardonicus> Give me your kings!
#935 [08:24] <Sardonicus> Let me squeenze them in my hands!
#936 [08:24] * Grim_Reaper gives you a king
#936 [08:24] <Sardonicus> Your puny princes,
#937 [08:24] <Sardonicus> Your so-called leaders of your land!
#938 [08:25] * |Kiikun| has an Ace. *win*
#938 [08:25] <Grim_Reaper> They aren't mine o.o
#939 [08:25] <Grim_Reaper> I got them off the street and paid them to pretend to be kings..
#940 [08:25] <Sardonicus> I'll eat you whole before I'm done!
#941 [08:25] <Sardonicus> The battle's fought and the game is won!
#942 [08:26] <Sardonicus> I am the only one,
#943 [08:26] <Sardonicus> I am the god of kingdom come!
#944 [08:26] <Grim_Reaper> Lemons are cool
#945 [08:26] <|Kiikun|> especially revised lemons
#946 [08:27] <Sardonicus> Hey, hey, hey clear the way!
#947 [08:27] <Grim_Reaper> Somebody likes ryming :3
#948 [08:27] <Sardonicus> Move over, I said move over
#949 [08:27] <Grim_Reaper> So do I
#950 [08:27] <Sardonicus> There's no escape from my authority!
#951 [08:28] <Sardonicus> I tell you!
#952 [08:28] <|Kiikun|> VoxelHead: courtmartial Sardonicus
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#954 [08:28] <Sardonicus> I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come!
#955 [08:28] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#956 [08:28] <Grim_Reaper> It didn't work |Kiikun| ;-;
#957 [08:28] <|Kiikun|> i take it those are lyrics... so please stop
#958 [08:29] <Calinou> this is #minecrafthelp
#959 [08:29] <|Kiikun|> not #RememberTheLyrics
#960 [08:30] <|Kiikun|> or #GoonIdol
#961 [08:30] <Grim_Reaper> #popidols ?
#962 [08:31] * |Kiikun| was makign an American Idol crack
#962 [08:31] <Grim_Reaper> I would love it if notch added penguins for the hell of it in snow biomes
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#964 [08:32] <jack> grim reper
#965 [08:32] <Grim_Reaper> hello again :p
#966 [08:32] <jack> sup, its running good after i closed chrome
#967 [08:32] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh alrighty
#968 [08:32] <Grim_Reaper> thats good to hear ^^
#969 [08:32] <Grim_Reaper> Im surprised it was chrome thouh :o
#970 [08:32] <Grim_Reaper> Though*
#971 [08:32] <jack> lol
#972 [08:33] <jack> well it works swell so im happy
#973 [08:33] <|Kiikun|> Grim_Reaper: snowgolems not enough? :P
#974 [08:33] <jack> thanks grim peace
#975 [08:33] <Grim_Reaper> I dont find them fun |Kiikun|
#976 [08:33] <Grim_Reaper> I would love a cute penguin waddling about hehe
#977 [08:33] <Grim_Reaper> Anytime jack :3
#978 [08:33] <Grim_Reaper> glad you got your fps back =]
#979 [08:34] <|Kiikun|> eh... toss the suestion onto the forums and getsatisfaction
#980 [08:34] <Grim_Reaper> Last time I tried that they all went. "Theres mods for that sir!"
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#982 [08:35] <|Kiikun|> i could see it being afun little christmas update...
#983 [08:35] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah :3
#984 [08:35] <|Kiikun|> ok bed again
#985 [08:35] <Grim_Reaper> So cute and cuddly
#986 [08:36] <Grim_Reaper> Inb4 "why not make them shoot lazors out their eyes x-x"
#987 [08:36] <Grim_Reaper> Oh night night :3
#988 [08:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
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#991 [08:39] <Sardonicus> I want to break free!
#992 [08:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and i want to sleep..
#993 [08:41] <Grim_Reaper> Soon you'll see, that this channel isn't filled with glee, so find another channel that will let you be
#994 [08:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> even though queen is awesome :P
#995 [08:41] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#996 [08:42] * |Kiichan|Schala| will unmute him after finishing up the etc-update
#996 [08:44] <Grim_Reaper> He's moved onto singing "we will we will rock you on #minecraft
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#998 [08:44] <Sardonicus> lies
#999 [08:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> eh.. see how long that lasts
#1000 [08:44] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#1001 [08:44] <Sardonicus> That are my lyrics, Queen stole them
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#1006 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> ??< mods
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#1009 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> ??~ mods|As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit or #bukkithelp -- Mod creators can also try #mcp-modding
#1010 [09:00] <GreyVulpine> ??< mods
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#1012 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> wow
#1013 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> I just made the mistake of reading through the reddit comments about that hatemail notch tweeted about
#1014 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> I think I dropped 3 IQ points
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#1016 [09:06] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: How so? Are they defending Notch from the bottom of their heart once again?
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#1018 [09:10] <Sinistrahd> Morrolan defending and attacking
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#1020 [09:10] <Sinistrahd> both sides being the usual speak first think later types of course
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#1023 [09:18] <rymate1234> \o/
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#1032 [09:25] <mib_wapzmr> some one help plz.. my minecraft performance is awefull and my pc is nice
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#1034 [09:25] <CHeese> i bought minecraft 3 days ago and it ssays im not premium
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#1036 [09:26] <CHeese> mib
#1037 [09:27] <CHeese> i bought minecraft 3 days ago and it ssays im not premium
#1038 [09:27] <CHeese> help
#1039 [09:28] <mau5ie> Did your transfer not go through? Did you receive an email of confirmation for the purchase? Check and then come back.
#1040 [09:28] <CHeese> it went through but no confirmation
#1041 [09:29] <rymate1234> wow
#1042 [09:29] <rymate1234> my irc client says this channel is only 43% human
#1043 [09:29] <rymate1234> xD
#1044 [09:29] <chrisward> sounds about right :P
#1045 [09:30] <rymate1234> lol
#1046 [09:30] <mau5ie> Hmmm.
#1047 [09:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> given ive dont ever remember seeing morro talking.... and can scroll down to a random section and maybe pick out a half dozen names that ive seen speak... :P
#1048 [09:33] <mau5ie> this channel is good for lulz sometimes too, |Kiichan|Schala| \o/
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#1050 [09:34] <CHeese> will you help?
#1051 [09:34] <chrisward> oh that mib from before :P
#1052 [09:35] <mau5ie> which one? @.@ there's so many...
#1053 [09:35] <CHeese> help CHeese?
#1054 [09:35] <chrisward> the one I tried to help with, that noodle was putting on youtube
#1055 [09:36] <CHeese> i bought minecraft 3 days ago and it ssays im not premium my transfer went through but no confirmation e-mail
#1056 [09:36] <CHeese> Help!
#1057 [09:37] <Sinistrahd> CHeese did you read the topic?
#1058 [09:37] <CHeese> on what
#1059 [09:37] <Sinistrahd> We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues.
#1060 [09:37] <CHeese> where?
#1061 [09:37] <CHeese> o
#1062 [09:37] <CHeese> k
#1063 [09:38] <chrisward> you'll have to contact mojang, likely via the webstie
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#1065 [09:38] <CHeese> k whats the website?\
#1066 [09:38] <CHeese> whats it called
#1067 [09:38] <Sinistrahd> I'm hoping you bought direct from their website
#1068 [09:38] <CHeese> i did
#1069 [09:38] <chrisward> minecraft.net
#1070 [09:38] <Lykke> What happens when i fly to the edge of my 1.7 server with 1.8 installed?
#1071 [09:39] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: new map generated.
#1072 [09:39] <chrisward> it will generate more 1.8 chunks
#1073 [09:39] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: you can see the difference because the water levels dropped a block and the land generates entirely differently
#1074 [09:39] <Lykke> Okay, because when i got close to the edge before it was like flying over an ocean.. And then the server crashed
#1075 [09:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: its possible you were flying over ocean if ypu actually saw water and not void
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#1077 [09:44] <Lykke> Oh okay. Also theres no snow in 1.8 right?
#1078 [09:44] <petern> correct
#1079 [09:45] <Lykke> That would be a good indicator.. So last question for now: Is generating a lot of new chunks, RAM or CPU based?
#1080 [09:46] <petern> yes
#1081 [09:46] <Lykke> So.. RAM or CPU?
#1082 [09:46] <chrisward> both
#1083 [09:47] <|Kiichan|Schala|> id call more to cpu...
#1084 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> Can't generate terrain without the CPU, can't hold the generated terrain in memory without RAM
#1085 [09:47] <chrisward> hence both :P
#1086 [09:47] <rymate1234> Guyz, I need help with minecraft
#1087 [09:47] <Lykke> Thats propably why it crashed and reset my position lol
#1088 [09:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: did your cows derp out into a Cowformer?
#1089 [09:48] <rymate1234> Nope
#1090 [09:48] <chrisward> ^
#1091 [09:49] <rymate1234> I open the client, and try to logon but it says "cannot connectx to minecraft.net"
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#1093 [09:50] <mau5ie> .____________________.
#1094 [09:51] <rymate1234> lol
#1095 [09:51] <chrisward> what is +q?
#1096 [09:51] <rymate1234> so can anyone help me? :P
#1097 [09:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> chrisward: mute
#1098 [09:51] <chrisward> aaahh :P
#1099 [09:51] <rymate1234> chrisward: q for quiet
#1100 [09:51] <chrisward> check your internet connection, minecraft.net may be down
#1101 [09:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: did all the java, clock, firewall stuff?
#1102 [09:52] <rymate1234> chrisward: I believe i have an internet connection
#1103 [09:52] <chrisward> now I know what to program into my next bot :D
#1104 [09:52] <chrisward> rymate, good start
#1105 [09:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: and checked login.minecraft.net
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#1107 [09:52] <rymate1234> I think minecraft is blocked at school
#1108 [09:52] <mau5ie> it muted me for the repeated underscores lmao
#1109 [09:52] <rymate1234> D:
#1110 [09:52] <rymate1234> __________________
#1111 [09:52] <chrisward> rymate, proxy out
#1112 [09:52] <mau5ie> lol
#1113 [09:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: entirely possible :P time to learn how to tunnel!
#1114 [09:52] <chrisward> tunnel via your minecraft server :P
#1115 [09:52] <rymate1234> how to tunnel?
#1116 [09:53] <chrisward> google!
#1117 [09:53] <Lykke> Okay so i fly over the ocean right? And all of a sudden a mountain is generated like this http://imgur.com/B2GQ7
#1118 [09:53] <mau5ie> dig!
#1119 [09:53] <chrisward> :P
#1120 [09:53] <chrisward> lol mau
#1121 [09:53] <Lykke> .. With snow on it
#1122 [09:53] <chrisward> yep
#1123 [09:53] <chrisward> looks about right
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#1125 [09:53] <Lykke> But snow?
#1126 [09:53] <mau5ie> alrighty. bye guys. o/ gotta go to school. x.x
#1127 [09:53] <chrisward> .//regen it if you have problems :P
#1128 [09:53] <chrisward> cya mau
#1129 [09:53] <rymate1234> //regen
#1130 [09:53] <chrisward> good luck :P
#1131 [09:53] <petern> you switched to 1.9 pre?
#1132 [09:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: i bet that theres a nether portal there somewhere... or someone was /tping
#1133 [09:54] <chrisward> petern ..?
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#1135 [09:54] <chrisward> nice quit message
#1136 [09:54] * |Kiichan|Schala| pies oldtopman
#1136 [09:55] <oldtopman> oi
#1137 [09:55] <oldtopman> don't hit me
#1138 [09:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> hi :P
#1139 [09:55] <oldtopman> What's up?
#1140 [09:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> just saying hi with pie
#1141 [09:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#1142 [09:55] * |Kiichan|Schala| can t sleep and has to work soon
#1142 [09:55] <oldtopman> :<
#1143 [09:55] * |Kiichan|Schala| is also doing emerge --updates
#1143 [09:56] <Lykke> It just dosen't look right.. http://imgur.com/hVKoK
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#1145 [09:57] <chrisward> welcome to minecraft! :P
#1146 [09:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: thats too small to be a chunk. plus ive seen some odd formations too
#1147 [09:57] <sharks> thanks :D
#1148 [09:57] <rymate1234> lol
#1149 [09:58] <Lykke> Hmm.. This was in the middle of nowhere.. Guess I'll keep going
#1150 [09:58] <sharks> i'm a long time player actually but have gotten sick of memory errors occuring.
#1151 [09:58] <rymate1234> I saw an entirely empty chunk one
#1152 [09:58] <rymate1234> e
#1153 [09:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Lykke: if the terain shifts again in about 9 chunks... then im putting money down on there being or have been a nether portal aroudn there or someone TPing about
#1154 [09:58] <sharks> Would any of you have an actual working guide to upping my java memory? I've tried several methods and all have failed me.
#1155 [09:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: you mean a chunk error?
#1156 [09:59] <sharks> I shouldn't jump from 220FPS to 150 when moving my mouse..
#1157 [09:59] <rymate1234> Nope, it wasn't chunk error
#1158 [09:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> sharks: you have 64bit java?
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#1160 [09:59] <sharks> no.
#1161 [09:59] <rymate1234> It was in SSP
#1162 [09:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ry o.o;
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#1164 [09:59] <sharks> Will that help?
#1165 [09:59] <Sinistrahd> how can you tell the difference between 220 and 150 fps? do you have optical implant augmentations?
#1166 [09:59] <sharks> using F3.
#1167 [10:00] <|Kiichan|Schala|> sharks: possibly if your on a 64bit system
#1168 [10:00] <rymate1234> and I quit the world and reopened it and it was still there
#1169 [10:00] <Lykke> |Kiichan|Schala|: I guess you're right then - It was a little bit of land with water on all sides
#1170 [10:00] <rymate1234> Can I ask
#1171 [10:00] <sharks> It affects game play sinistrahd. you could say it's a very choppy movement when you move the mouse.
#1172 [10:00] <poedguy> i bought the game and i never got texted the code, HELP
#1173 [10:01] <chrisward> texted, what code
#1174 [10:01] <rymate1234> why do people always want high fps
#1175 [10:01] <sharks> althought once it hits about 700mb ram in task manager. it seems to free ease up.. then about 5 minutes later. bam. error
#1176 [10:01] <poedguy> the confermation code
#1177 [10:01] <rymate1234> the human eye can't physically see higher than 60 fps or something
#1178 [10:01] <Lykke> You gotta be kiddin me.. Was floating in mid-air and the server crashed
#1179 [10:01] <sharks> I don't care for the FPS. I care for being able to actually look around.
#1180 [10:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> poedguy: mojang doesnt send gift codes via textmsg <.< if your talking the moneybooers verify thing... well... we cant do anything there either
#1181 [10:01] <chrisward> rymate, 25fps
#1182 [10:01] <Lykke> java.net.SocketException: Broken pipe?
#1183 [10:02] <poedguy> ya that it
#1184 [10:02] <rymate1234> Lykke: looks like yo need a plumber
#1185 [10:02] <poedguy> rats
#1186 [10:02] <Lykke> Fix my | :(
#1187 [10:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rymate1234: get outa my head! >.< i was just thinking that
#1188 [10:02] <rymate1234> lol
#1189 [10:02] <poedguy> cause i paid twice for it and it doesnt work
#1190 [10:02] * |Kiichan|Schala hands Lykke a |
#1190 [10:02] <rymate1234> poedguy: try using debit card
#1191 [10:03] <rymate1234> or paypal! :3
#1192 [10:03] <poedguy> i did
#1193 [10:03] <rymate1234> lol
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#1195 [10:03] <Lykke> I should propably just clear the whole 1.7 world..
#1196 [10:03] <poedguy> now what
#1197 [10:03] <rymate1234> lol
#1198 [10:03] <rymate1234> poedguy: try using debit card
#1199 [10:03] <rymate1234> lol
#1200 [10:03] <rymate1234> Nope, it wasn't chunk error
#1201 [10:03] <poedguy> k
#1202 [10:03] <|Kiichan|Schala> Lykke: back it up? or cut out chunks noones living in :D
#1203 [10:04] <poedguy> bye
#1204 [10:04] * rymate1234 goes
#1204 [10:04] * |Kiichan|Schala watches code compile
#1204 [10:04] <Lykke> |Kiichan|Schala: Map file is 1GB with people all over :/
#1205 [10:04] <Lykke> *Buildings
#1206 [10:05] <Lykke> I propably shouldn't be using Ramdisk..
#1207 [10:05] <|Kiichan|Schala> Lykke: ok o.o; yeah thats big
#1208 [10:06] <sharks> Schala, do I need to do anything else when installing 64bit java?
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#1211 [10:08] <|Kiichan|Schala> see if it helps first... then you shoudl beable to change the allocated memory via batch file
#1212 [10:08] <|Kiichan|Schala> 32bit java doesnt let you alter the memory.. much
#1213 [10:08] <sharks> okay, on first test the mouse isn't choppy when moving around
#1214 [10:08] <sharks> so you've already improved one aspect.
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#1216 [10:09] <|Kiichan|Schala> sharks: 'choppy' as in its skipping?
#1217 [10:09] <sharks> It's never happened before but the past 2 days, for 10-15 minutes of loading minecraft, the mouse would become skippy
#1218 [10:09] <sharks> yeah.
#1219 [10:09] <guest-0-80518> Hi, I have a probilem so I forgot the password to the account password, but remember minecraft.net niedochodzi email. Can you help me somehow
#1220 [10:09] <sharks> sorry, weird aussie words. :P
#1221 [10:10] <guest-0-80518> Hi, I have a error so I forgot the password to the account password, but remember minecraft.net niedochodzi email. Can you help me somehow
#1222 [10:10] <sharks> http://www.minecraft.net/support/ is your best bet guest
#1223 [10:10] <|Kiichan|Schala> sharks: no the word was fine, just clarifying. this is dounding like video card problems. try updating the video drivers too
#1224 [10:10] <sharks> they're up to date.
#1225 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-80518 - Try a reset password at: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1226 [10:10] <sharks> stupid bf3 wanted them the latest
#1227 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> sharks - Did BF3 make you download the latest stable drivers, or the latest beta drivers?
#1228 [10:10] <sharks> stable.
#1229 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> We've had one report of the latter
#1230 [10:11] <sharks> i did it myself.
#1231 [10:11] <guest-0-80518> I've tried several times but dumb email
#1232 [10:11] <GreyVulpine> The beta drivers screwed up his computer until he reverted back to the last stable release
#1233 [10:11] <sharks> well, It seems java may have been the issue.
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#1235 [10:12] <guest-0-80518> I tried to reset the password but the email does not reach
#1236 [10:13] <guest-0-80518> I tried to reset the password but the email does not reach
#1237 [10:13] <|Kiichan|Schala> guest-0-80518: checked your spam folder?
#1238 [10:13] <|Kiichan|Schala> ?? dont/spam
#1239 [10:13] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#1240 [10:13] <guest-0-80518> in spam too dumb
#1241 [10:14] <guest-0-80518> I checked your spam folder and there too dumb
#1242 [10:15] <chrisward> automagically :P
#1243 [10:15] <|Kiichan|Schala> chrisward: yes :P its a feature of the Magical Lunar OS.
#1244 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-80518 - Maybe you're checking the wrong email account?
#1245 [10:16] <chrisward> magical lunar os?
#1246 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-80518 - Try http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename -- Use all the email addresses you normally use
#1247 [10:16] <|Kiichan|Schala> its the os of all magical computers that arn't terminals for Yggdrasil or Niddhog
#1248 [10:16] <|Kiichan|Schala> :P
#1249 [10:16] <guest-0-80518> Check my 3 email accounts that I have and on any dumb messages from minecraft.net
#1250 [10:16] <chrisward> right... you be trollin?
#1251 [10:17] <|Kiichan|Schala> chrisward: sorta :D i have them in the list for my 'what OS' alias
#1252 [10:17] <chrisward> lol okay :P
#1253 [10:18] <guest-0-80518> Czy chodziło Ci o: sorta :DO i have them in the list for my 'what OS' alias Wpisz tekst lub adres witryny albo przetłumacz dokument. Anuluj Tłumaczenie (polski > angielski) Can you help in some way?
#1254 [10:18] <guest-0-80518> so sorry
#1255 [10:18] <guest-0-80518> Can you help in some way?
#1256 [10:18] <chrisward> what the hell was that
#1257 [10:19] <|Kiichan|Schala> copypasta?
#1258 [10:19] <|Kiichan|Schala> with a twist of crazy
#1259 [10:19] <chrisward> guest, into webchat, can you pls type /nick ANiceNewNameForYourselfInIRC
#1260 [10:19] <chrisward> guest nicknames hurt my eyes
#1261 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-80518 - We cannot. If you do not get an email from the http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword link, you're not checking the right email account that's registered under the account
#1262 [10:20] <|Kiichan|Schala> chrisward: dont bother... they dont change 90% of the time and aubot asks the mibs at the very least.
#1263 [10:20] <guest-0-80518> Ale ja zaglÄ…dam do dobrego emaila
#1264 [10:20] <guest-0-80518> sorry
#1265 [10:20] <guest-0-80518> sorry
#1266 [10:21] <guest-0-80518> But I look in the good e-mail
#1267 [10:21] <chrisward> is aubot a bot, or just contains the word bot?
#1268 [10:21] <|Kiichan|Schala> aubot = kealper's bot
#1269 [10:22] <chrisward> ah okay :P it was responding to my ^ with one too once, it confused me :P
#1270 [10:22] <|Kiichan|Schala> ^_^
#1271 [10:22] <chrisward> ^
#1272 [10:22] <|Kiichan|Schala> it does that to any line starting ^
#1273 [10:22] <chrisward> I thought I just said something awesome when I got 2 people ^ ing me
#1274 [10:23] <|Kiichan|Schala> and more than acharacter long... or timmered
#1275 [10:23] <|Kiichan|Schala> . . . hi kealper
#1276 [10:23] <chrisward> lol :P
#1277 [10:23] * Kealper waves
#1277 [10:23] <|Kiichan|Schala> :P
#1278 [10:23] <chrisward> lol :P
#1279 [10:23] * GreyVulpine stabs Kealper with |Kiichan|Schala
#1279 [10:23] * Kealper dies
#1279 [10:23] <chrisward> lolloloolol
#1280 [10:24] * |Kiichan|Sch 's ala broke off in Kealper's ribs
#1280 [10:24] <|Kiichan|Sch> o.o;
#1281 [10:24] <|Kiichan|Sch> mah names breaking up!
#1282 [10:24] <chrisward> memoserv ghosted someone D:
#1283 [10:25] <Kealper> o.o
#1284 [10:25] <chrisward> thats really wierd :P
#1285 [10:25] <chrisward> memoserv nickserv ghosted someone... how in the hell..
#1286 [10:25] <Kealper> servserv, y u no use correct nickname
#1287 [10:25] <chrisward> there isn't even a ghost command in memoserv :/
#1288 [10:25] <guest-0-80518> can not get it, I lost a lot of cash on Minecraft gift code and now I forgot the password to it
#1289 [10:26] <|Kiichan|Sch> someone memoserved nickserv with the authed ghost command?
#1290 [10:26] <chrisward> it said that it was a nickserv ghost, initiated by memoserv, but memoserv doesn't have a ghost command...
#1291 [10:26] <chrisward> thats really bloody wierd... how does memoserv ghost?
#1292 [10:27] * mib_sx1l85 [mib_sx1l85@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1293 [10:27] <chrisward> maybe if you p*ss off memoserv it'll ghost you :P
#1294 [10:27] <mib_sx1l85> i have a problem playing the game it says can't connect to minecraft.net
#1295 [10:28] <guest-0-80518> whore
#1296 [10:28] <chrisward> wtf is your problem, guest
#1297 [10:28] <|Kiichan|Sch> guest-0-80518: language please
#1298 [10:28] * Kealper coughs
#1298 [10:29] <guest-0-80518> or could someone remind password at home but the nickname Matimen?
#1299 [10:29] <guest-0-80518> or could someone remind password at home but the nickname Matimen?
#1300 [10:29] * Kealper coughs again
#1300 [10:30] <|Kiichan|Sch> guest-0-80518: didnt i ask you not to spam? last warning
#1301 [10:30] * chrisward thinks that Kealper is getting sick or has allergies towords rulebreakers
#1301 [10:30] <chrisward> towards**
#1302 [10:30] * |Kiichan|Sch agrees with later
#1302 [10:32] <|Kiichan|Sch> ... i LIKE the site maintnence banner :P
#1303 [10:32] * MuumiJumala [MuumiJumala@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1304 [10:33] <|Kiichan|Sch> 'And suddenly... CREEPER POD w/ babies'
#1305 [10:34] <guest-0-80518> Why is impossible to help me? I need help because I lost my kase, barely activated the account and have forgotten your password, e-mail but I know when it wants to recover the password message with the new password does not occur to my mailbox, it must be something wrong, my nickname is Matimen
#1306 [10:34] <chrisward> read the mofoing topic
#1307 [10:34] <|Kiichan|Sch> ?? account
#1308 [10:35] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1309 [10:35] <|Kiichan|Sch> or read that
#1310 [10:35] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1311 [10:35] <chrisward> how do you use voxelhead?
#1312 [10:35] <|Kiichan|Sch> chrisward: type ??< index and ??< help
#1313 [10:36] <chrisward> ??< index
#1314 [10:36] <chrisward> ??< help
#1315 [10:36] <chrisward> that is a lot of commands :P
#1316 [10:36] <|Kiichan|Sch> yes :3
#1317 [10:37] <|Kiichan|Sch> a few are compacted duplicates or clones of wugbot's faqlets. such as dx and win/dxdiag
#1318 [10:38] * hatman [hatman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1319 [10:38] <chrisward> ??< dx
#1320 [10:39] <chrisward> ??< win/dxdiag
#1321 [10:39] <hatman> hello
#1322 [10:39] <chrisward> hello
#1323 [10:39] <|Kiichan|Sch> chrisward: you can freely poke at vox in ##voxelhead
#1324 [10:39] <chrisward> too many channels :-(
#1325 [10:39] <hatman> is traesa here or whatever his name is?
#1326 [10:39] <chrisward> easily fixed
#1327 [10:39] <chrisward> nope
#1328 [10:39] <|Kiichan|Sch> :P keeps this from getting cluttered and sorta falls under 'bot abuse'
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#1330 [10:40] <chrisward> unless thats not their name
#1331 [10:40] <guest-0-80518> KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#1332 [10:40] <|Kiichan|Sch> hatman: thrae?
#1333 [10:40] <chrisward> thank you voxelhead
#1334 [10:40] <hatman> yes him
#1335 [10:40] <hatman> is he on?
#1336 [10:40] <shmoo> wtf??
#1337 [10:40] <|Kiichan|Sch> he's afk probably
#1338 [10:40] <chrisward> can't help but wonder why voxelhead isn't opped in ##voxelhead
#1339 [10:40] <hatman> okay when he comes back tell him i was looking for him
#1340 [10:41] <hatman> he was helping me last night then i restarted my computer and minecraft still wasn't running so i came back on here and no one was talking so i went to bed
#1341 [10:41] <|Kiichan|Sch> :memo send Thrae hatman was looping for you :P
#1342 [10:41] <|Kiichan|Sch> ;memo send Thrae hatman was looping for you :P
#1343 [10:41] <WugBot> I'll pass that on to Thrae when next he's active.
#1344 [10:41] <hatman> okay cheers
#1345 [10:41] <chrisward> I personally use memoserv
#1346 [10:41] <Morrolan> chrisward: Only reason Vox needs +o here is to moderate the channel anyway. And since ##Voxelhead doesn't need that, well. ^^
#1347 [10:41] <chrisward> true
#1348 [10:41] * |Kiichan|Sch doesnt wanna bother with /ms
#1348 [10:42] <|Kiichan|Sch> heya Morrolan :D
#1349 [10:42] <chrisward> whats /ms
#1350 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> memoserv
#1351 [10:42] <Morrolan> o/
#1352 [10:42] <chrisward> aah, I use the full /msg memoserv send <blargh>
#1353 [10:42] <Morrolan> Surely you use the full /msg nickserv as well? ;)
#1354 [10:42] <chrisward> yes...
#1355 [10:42] <chrisward> I don't know if my client does /ms and /ns
#1356 [10:42] <|Kiichan|Sch> ./memoserv works too :P
#1357 [10:43] <|Kiichan|Sch> chrisward: server does it
#1358 [10:43] <chrisward> really?
#1359 [10:43] <chrisward> I thought it was a client thing
#1360 [10:43] <|Kiichan|Sch> type /ns help
#1361 [10:43] * tyteen4a03 [tyteen4a03@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1362 [10:43] <chrisward> thats cool :D
#1363 [10:43] * |Kiichan|Sch does NOT have any service aliases setup
#1363 [10:44] <chrisward> wait, so its client side or server side
#1364 [10:44] <|Kiichan|Sch> Compiling smbd/open.c...
#1365 [10:44] <chrisward> cause you can't type / in protocol
#1366 [10:44] <|Kiichan|Sch> chrisward: the /ns is serverside
#1367 [10:44] <Morrolan> "/" just tells your client to send it as a command, instead of a message.
#1368 [10:44] <chrisward> still cool :P
#1369 [10:45] <Morrolan> Whoa, minecraftirc.net finally made it out of "WIP" ^^
#1370 [10:46] <Morrolan> Sadly this also means that the stats are back. :(
#1371 [10:46] <chrisward> whats minecraftirc.net
#1372 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> stats have always been there
#1373 [10:46] <|Kiichan|Sch> :P
#1374 [10:47] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: I guess so, but since I didn't remember its URL, well.
#1375 [10:47] * |Kiikun|Janus| regenrates!
#1375 [10:48] * GreyVulpine gives |Kiikun|Janus| leprosy
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#1376 [10:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| drinks a bucket of milk
#1376 [10:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :D
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#1379 [10:50] <Morrolan> Did I ever mention how much I hate Captchas?
#1380 [10:50] <chrisward> My dad can't read captchas
#1381 [10:51] <chrisward> he was like wtf does that say and I read it without a second though
#1382 [10:51] <chrisward> t
#1383 [10:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> doesnt help they dont make sense half the time
#1384 [10:52] <Morrolan> For me it's always pressing refresh a dozen times before I get to one I'm able to read properly.
#1385 [10:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mmm... Linking bin/smbd
#1386 [10:58] <Sinistrahd> I love the wheb a captcha is unintentionally some horrible phrase
#1387 [10:58] <Kealper> :o
#1388 [10:59] <Sinistrahd> it when*
#1389 [10:59] <Sinistrahd> wow that came out garbled like a captcha
#1390 [10:59] <Kealper> wow, my brain should win an award because it parsed that message how it was supposed to be lol
#1391 [10:59] <Kealper> i didn't even notice until i reread it :o
#1392 [10:59] <chrisward> same :P
#1393 [11:00] <Sinistrahd> My craziest captchas have included "neonazi kittens" and "electric stimulation"
#1394 [11:00] <chrisward> lololol
#1395 [11:01] * Cele91 [Cele91@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1396 [11:01] <Kealper> rofl
#1397 [11:02] <Cele91> hi all.. I have a problem
#1398 [11:02] <chrisward> mmhm?
#1399 [11:02] <Kealper> i take it those were those recaptcha things? i can totally see how that would end up being that way with those :P
#1400 [11:02] <Cele91> who help me
#1401 [11:03] <TheNoodle> Everyone.
#1402 [11:03] * |Kiikun|Janus| gets ready for work
#1402 [11:03] <TheNoodle> ...Except him.
#1403 [11:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> only help i can give at the moment is a noodle wipping *ping*
#1404 [11:03] <chrisward> thats why I said mmhm?
#1405 [11:03] <TheNoodle> :D
#1406 [11:03] <chrisward> that was in reply to everyone
#1407 [11:04] <Cele91> Hi, from a 7 days I can not connect at stake. The error I am viewing is: Account not premium.
#1408 [11:04] <Cele91> How can I fix this?
#1409 [11:05] <TheNoodle> What is the name of the account you use to log in?
#1410 [11:05] <Cele91> Cele91
#1411 [11:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid Cele91
#1412 [11:05] * |Kiikun|Janus| ninjas
#1412 [11:05] <chrisward> oooohhhhh, naughty
#1413 [11:05] <chrisward> !paid chrisward
#1414 [11:05] <TheNoodle> Where did you buy minecraft Cele91?
#1415 [11:05] <Cele91> I bought key on thirth site
#1416 [11:06] <TheNoodle> Thirth site?
#1417 [11:06] <chrisward> yay :D
#1418 [11:06] <Cele91> yes
#1419 [11:06] * Steve[MBA] [Steve[MBA]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1420 [11:06] <chrisward> you should only ever buy them from minecraft.net
#1421 [11:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? giftcode
#1422 [11:06] <VoxelHead> giftcode: To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#1423 [11:07] <drupal> what kind of status is "anus"
#1424 [11:07] <Cele91> while?
#1425 [11:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> drupal: missing the J. and not status locationdescriptor
#1426 [11:07] <Cele91> *that?
#1427 [11:08] * TheNoodle 's italian is pretty bad...
#1427 [11:08] <Sardonicus> pasta?
#1428 [11:08] <chrisward> ^
#1429 [11:08] <chrisward> silly aubot
#1430 [11:08] <Sardonicus> ^
#1431 [11:08] <chrisward> ^
#1432 [11:08] <chrisward> lol :P
#1433 [11:08] <Sardonicus> hehe
#1434 [11:08] <chrisward> ^
#1435 [11:09] <TheNoodle> Cele91, Si acquista da http://minecraft.net ?
#1436 [11:09] * chrisward slaps AuBot with an even larger trout
#1436 [11:09] <chrisward> ...
#1437 [11:09] <Sardonicus> that came out of nothing
#1438 [11:09] <chrisward> way to copy me, aubot
#1439 [11:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#1440 [11:09] <chrisward> :P
#1441 [11:09] * |Kiikun|Janus| gives AuBot a b ig wet sloppy... PIE!
#1441 [11:10] <TheNoodle> ignorare gli stupidi.
#1442 [11:10] * chrisward punches AuBot in the arm :P
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#1443 [11:10] <Sardonicus> ^^
#1444 [11:10] <chrisward> I think that script fails a bit :P
#1445 [11:10] <chrisward> hahahaha
#1446 [11:10] <TheNoodle> Chris, stop :P
#1447 [11:10] <chrisward> okay :-(
#1448 [11:10] <Grim_Reaper> ;;
#1449 [11:10] <chrisward> ^
#1450 [11:10] <TheNoodle> ^
#1451 [11:10] <chrisward> I think most of you are :P
#1452 [11:11] <Kealper> .cmd del ^
#1453 [11:11] <TheNoodle> Thank god.
#1454 [11:11] <chrisward> much better :P
#1455 [11:11] <lukegb> .cmd givekealperahug
#1456 [11:11] * Sardonicus all HAIL Aubot!
#1456 [11:11] <Sardonicus> thx thx
#1457 [11:11] <chrisward> hahahaha
#1458 [11:11] <TheNoodle> Cele91, ancora lì?
#1459 [11:12] <TheNoodle> I think we've scared him off. That or confuse him.
#1460 [11:12] <chrisward> lol :P
#1461 [11:13] <chrisward> both?
#1462 [11:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hopefully just confused... and off to work now!
#1463 [11:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cyas later! with more server updating :/
#1464 [11:13] * TheNoodle waves
#1464 [11:13] <chrisward> good luck :/
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#1466 [11:14] <Sardonicus> pasta pasta Spaghetti?
#1467 [11:14] <chrisward> linguine
#1468 [11:15] <TheNoodle> stolti.
#1469 [11:15] <Sardonicus> Spaghetti tonno aolive funghi!
#1470 [11:15] * chrisward runs and hides out of confusion
#1470 [11:15] <TheNoodle> No need to make fun of other languages >.>
#1471 [11:15] <Sardonicus> Quattro stagioni e pizza peublo?
#1472 [11:15] <Sardonicus> *pueblo ^^
#1473 [11:15] <Kealper> i must concur...
#1474 [11:16] <Kealper> (that meant stop making fun of other languages)
#1475 [11:16] <Sardonicus> do oyu even understand it?
#1476 [11:16] <Sardonicus> you
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#1478 [11:17] <Kealper> if i google translate that and it comes out to "spaghetti are good" or something....i will be disappoint
#1479 [11:18] <chrisward> I know it has a 4 in it...
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#1481 [11:18] <RobinJ24> !check mc.tux2mc.com
#1482 [11:18] <Kealper> that MOTD is huge lol
#1483 [11:18] <chrisward> !check mc.fizzcraft.com
#1484 [11:18] <RobinJ24> lol it seems to have changed today
#1485 [11:19] <chrisward> I like this bot more or less :P
#1486 [11:19] <RobinJ24> Before today the modt was just "Tux2's survival server"
#1487 [11:19] <Kealper> RobinJ24: also....your quit message earlier totally trolled me...gg
#1488 [11:19] <chrisward> lol :P I keep that motd short cause it only comes up on the server list
#1489 [11:19] <chrisward> what was the quit message
#1490 [11:20] <Kealper> the killed by memoserv one lol
#1491 [11:20] <Kealper> i didn't look close enough at it when i seen it
#1492 [11:20] <chrisward> hahaha how do you get killed by memoserv?!
#1493 [11:20] <Kealper> he didn't.....
#1494 [11:20] <chrisward> Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by MemoServ))
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#1496 [11:21] <Kealper> look at the original closer...you'll see two "Quit" things in it
#1497 [11:21] <chrisward> I was just doing it from memory :/
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#1499 [11:22] <Kealper> well, he just typed out /quit and then that reason
#1500 [11:22] <chrisward> awwwwww, thats just wrong
#1501 [11:23] <chrisward> I could not work out how you could use memoserv as a proxy to nickserv
#1502 [11:24] <RobinJ24> Kealper: What quit message?
#1503 [11:25] * Matimen [Matimen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1504 [11:25] <Kealper> :o
#1505 [11:25] <chrisward> soemthing like: Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by MemoServ))
#1506 [11:25] <Matimen> whats up I forgot my password for accounts on minecraft.net tried to retrieve it by clicking "Recover Passwords" but the message with the new password does not occur on my box
#1507 [11:25] <chrisward> !paid matimen
#1508 [11:25] <RobinJ24> O.o
#1509 [11:25] <Kealper> O.o
#1510 [11:25] <chrisward> oh oh, someone broke aubot!
#1511 [11:25] <chrisward> !paid matimen
#1512 [11:25] <TheNoodle> Try sending your username to make sure it's the right address.
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#1514 [11:25] <TheNoodle> :senduser
#1515 [11:25] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1516 [11:25] <chrisward> :o
#1517 [11:25] <Kealper> hmm.....minecraft.net is probably having issues
#1518 [11:25] <chrisward> !paid chrisward
#1519 [11:26] <Kealper> !disable
#1520 [11:26] <chrisward> yeah, probably
#1521 [11:26] <chrisward> aww
#1522 [11:26] <TheNoodle> Matimen, ignore the silly bot use.
#1523 [11:26] <TheNoodle> Kealper, that means !kick as well doesn't it? :(
#1524 [11:26] <Kealper> TheNoodle: type !enable
#1525 [11:26] <TheNoodle> !enable
#1526 [11:26] <TheNoodle> nope.avi
#1527 [11:26] <chrisward> I'll stop using your bot :-(
#1528 [11:26] <Kealper> hmm...
#1529 [11:27] <Kealper> !kick should still work though..i just wasn't sure if i had the !enable and !disable available to the moderator-type permission
#1530 [11:27] <Kealper> derp
#1531 [11:27] <Matimen> People help me I bought this yesterday and today gift code forgot the password I know what you say idiot BUT I want to play Minecraft TO ORGINALU
#1532 [11:27] <chrisward> sorry, I get excited when there's a bot in a channel that I didn't make
#1533 [11:28] <TheNoodle> Excuse me matimen?
#1534 [11:28] <GreyVulpine> We've got a ton of bots in here
#1535 [11:28] <Matimen> People help me I bought this yesterday and today gift code forgot the password I know what you say idiot BUT I want to play Minecraft TO ORGINALU
#1536 [11:28] <TheNoodle> No need to call us idiots.
#1537 [11:28] <TheNoodle> ??> Matimen attitude
#1538 [11:28] <VoxelHead> Matimen: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1539 [11:28] <VoxelHead> Matimen: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1540 [11:28] <hatman> thraes back yet?
#1541 [11:28] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: yes, yes we do......
#1542 [11:28] <chrisward> ^
#1543 [11:29] <Matimen> Jak nie jak tak , zapłaciłem za minecraft
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#1545 [11:29] <hatman> ?
#1546 [11:29] <Matimen> How do I not like that, I paid for Minecraft
#1547 [11:30] <TheNoodle> Well, I defs don't speak polish.
#1548 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - Where did you pay for minecraft?
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#1551 [11:31] <Matimen> Buy gift code by allegro
#1552 [11:31] <hi> Is it possible to buy yourself a gift code?
#1553 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> hi - Yes
#1554 [11:31] <hi> w00000000000000000t
#1555 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - The only official site for minecraft is minecraft.net -- If you buy from any other place, Mojang cannot help in any way
#1556 [11:32] <TheNoodle> Matimen, Gdzie kupic Minecraft?
#1557 [11:32] <hi> minecraft.net
#1558 [11:33] <hi> matimen - minecraft.net
#1559 [11:33] <Matimen> But I do not mean here the gift code it comes to whose account I forgot my password and the message with the new password does not reach a mailbox on my
#1560 [11:33] <TheNoodle> Uzyj tego, aby sprawdzic, czy e-mail bezposrednio.
#1561 [11:33] <TheNoodle> :senduser
#1562 [11:33] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1563 [11:34] <TheNoodle> Zaufaj nam.
#1564 [11:34] <Matimen> ale o co chodzi xD
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#1566 [11:34] <Matimen> ?
#1567 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - Matimen, Jeśli kupisz Minecraft z innego miejsca niż minecraft.net, to nie jest oficjalny i jest oszustwem. Konta nie kupić w minecraft.net można odwrócić przez osobę zakupie kod prezentu.
#1568 [11:35] <Matimen> Ale ja nie kupywałem konta ja kupywalem tylko KOD
#1569 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Firma sprzedaje Minecraft, Mojang, sprzedaje tylko w minecraft.net nie allegro.
#1570 [11:35] <Matimen> a konto robilem sam wlasnorecznie
#1571 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Tak, nawet kodów prezent można kupić tylko w minecraft.net
#1572 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> Zostałeś oszukany.
#1573 [11:36] <Matimen> No ale co ma piernik do wiatraka mi tutaj chodzi O SAMO KONTO chce odzyskac haslo do mojego konta do ktorego znam email BO ON JEST MOJ
#1574 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> Mojang nie oferuje wsparcia dla Minecraft nie kupił od minecraft.net
#1575 [11:37] * TheNoodle giggles
#1575 [11:37] <TheNoodle> Gingerbread.
#1576 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> No idea.
#1577 [11:37] <TheNoodle> :P
#1578 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - Jeśli kupiłeś Minecraft gdzieś indziej, przejdź do sprzedawcy o pomoc.
#1579 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - Mojang nie oferuje wsparcia dla Minecraft nie kupił od minecraft.net
#1580 [11:38] <Matimen> ehh.... ale zrozumcie ze konto robilem sam , haslo poprostu zapomnialem ale gdy chce odzyskac haslo to email niechce dojsc bo mam skrzynke polska
#1581 [11:38] <Matimen> wedlug mnie to nie jest wina sprzedawcy ! poprostu email niechce dojsc
#1582 [11:39] <Matimen> moj email to :mati21@autograf.pl a nick : Matimen
#1583 [11:39] <Matimen> znam wszystko
#1584 [11:39] <Matimen> tylko nie hasla
#1585 [11:40] <Matimen> according to me is not the fault of the seller! just e-mail inadvertently cause my email is: mati21@autograf.pl a nickname: Matimen I know everything not only password
#1586 [11:41] <TheNoodle> Put your username here matimen.
#1587 [11:41] <TheNoodle> :senduser
#1588 [11:41] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
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#1592 [11:47] <Matimen> Czy mógłby ktoś wysłać za mnie email do odzyskania hasła ? Prosze , prosze mój nick Matimen
#1593 [11:47] <Matimen> Could someone send me an email for password recovery? Please, please, my nickname Matimen
#1594 [11:47] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#1595 [11:47] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1596 [11:48] <TheNoodle> This is the only way to reset your username without a proof of payment to Mojang AB
#1597 [11:48] <Matimen> But I prefer that someone else did it for me because I had already done that many times
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#1600 [11:49] <TheNoodle> Done.
#1601 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> According to http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=Matimen -- That account is not premium
#1602 [11:50] <Matimen> Matimen121
#1603 [11:50] <irgendeinnick> I've got a question to MC Classic
#1604 [11:51] <Matimen> see whether Matimen121 have a premium account
#1605 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Matimen - That one has, and an email has been delivered to that email address
#1606 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> irgendeinnick - Ask away
#1607 [11:51] <irgendeinnick> I want to play on a MC Classic Server within my own network, but I can't reach the Server any more from a second PC. What can I do to solve this prob?
#1608 [11:53] <Matimen> sorry for the mistake, my nickname is Matimen121 please send the email to him
#1609 [11:53] <irgendeinnick> in the past it was possible to simply add "&override=true" at the end of the URL
#1610 [11:53] <irgendeinnick> but that doesn't work anymore
#1611 [11:53] <irgendeinnick> :(
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#1613 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> irgendeinnick - Hmm, that's a good question, I don't know. Haven't touched classic in a year. That used to be the only way to do it.
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#1616 [11:58] <irgendeinnick> ok, thanks anyway
#1617 [12:02] <hatman> is thrae back yet~?
#1618 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> No
#1619 [12:03] <sharks> cheers for the help. i'm heading to bed now.
#1620 [12:03] <sharks> talk tomorrow! :)
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#1623 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> ??< 1.9
#1624 [12:08] <RobinJ24> !check mc.tux2mc.com
#1625 [12:08] <RobinJ24> NOOOO
#1626 [12:08] <RobinJ24> Guess I have to join to check if theres anyone on...=[
#1627 [12:09] <RobinJ24> "Bad login" I am deeply offended
#1628 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> ??~ 1.9|1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar;;1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft_server.jar
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#1630 [12:13] <Keltinray> naughty login
#1631 [12:14] <RobinJ24> HOW dare they call my login bad
#1632 [12:14] <RobinJ24> And now I'll have to restart minecraft which usually means ultra crash of my computer
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#1636 [12:17] <Oneill90> hey guys may someone help me pls?
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#1638 [12:26] <TheNoodle> \o/
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#1640 [12:27] <chrisward> ^
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#1642 [12:32] <hatman> hello?
#1643 [12:32] <chrisward> hi!
#1644 [12:32] <hatman> is thrae back yet?
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#1646 [12:32] <chrisward> idk, have you checked the user list?
#1647 [12:33] <hatman> i can't find him on there
#1648 [12:33] <hatman> he was half way through helping me with a problem last night when i restarted my laptop and he wasn't there
#1649 [12:34] <hatman> someone told me earlier he was afk and should be back soon
#1650 [12:34] <chrisward> wait, thrae's there...
#1651 [12:34] <chrisward> they're up the top because theyre voiced
#1652 [12:35] <TheNoodle> hmm?
#1653 [12:35] <hatman> meaning?
#1654 [12:35] <TheNoodle> Just because he's connected doesn't mean he's here, most of us are connected 24/7
#1655 [12:36] <hatman> well when do you think he'll be back?
#1656 [12:36] <TheNoodle> Few hours probably
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#1662 [12:56] <velof> why my minecraft profile is not premium anymore? I bought my gift code one month ago. Can someone can help me?
#1663 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> From where did you purchase that gift code?
#1664 [12:57] <RobinJ24> SInce he said gift code I assume he's having the same problem as everyone else..
#1665 [12:57] <velof> I bought it on allegro.pl page , it works for month to today
#1666 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> Yup, that would be why
#1667 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> There are no authorized resellers of minecraft other from minecraft.net. If you purchased it from elsewhere, you run the risk of being scammed.
#1668 [12:58] <velof> when this problem will be resolved?
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#1670 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> That's between you and the person you bought it from. Mojang offers no support in this.
#1671 [12:58] <Hikyuuri> I have a quick question
#1672 [12:58] <velof> yes?
#1673 [12:58] <Hikyuuri> Is there any way to report griefers that use client hacks to grief servers?
#1674 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> Hikyuuri - There is not.
#1675 [12:58] <Hikyuuri> There should be
#1676 [12:59] <RobinJ24> That's something you should report to the server owner
#1677 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> If you're the server owner, just ban their ip address
#1678 [12:59] <Hikyuuri> These jerks run around destryoing peoples stuff in ways that I as a server operator can not protect against
#1679 [12:59] <RobinJ24> If you're the owner, just ban them
#1680 [12:59] <velof> so tell my why my minecraft profile premium works untill today?
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#1682 [12:59] <RobinJ24> Mojang can't enforce rules in other people's servers
#1683 [12:59] <RobinJ24> velof: You got scammed
#1684 [13:00] <RobinJ24> Either contact the person you bought it from or buy it again from minecraft.net
#1685 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> velof - Easy. We see this scam all the time. Person A buys the gift code from minecraft.net using a credit card. Person A sells to person B for cheaper than they bought it for. Person B redeems it, plays it for a time. Person A does a chargeback using their credit card
#1686 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> This invalidates the code, getting person A's money back that they purchased the code for, as well as person's B money, which they're now up.
#1687 [13:00] <YukiS> I want to set the 64-bit Java as default in Windows, how would I go about doing this? I need to keep the 32bit version installed for some things though.
#1688 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Person be is out the money, as well as a valid gift code
#1689 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> YukiS - Point java to the 64 bit java directory using environment variables.
#1690 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> YukiS - What operating system?
#1691 [13:01] <YukiS> 7 x64
#1692 [13:01] <Hikyuuri> Heres another question for the griefing situation: Is there a list somewhere of people who are known to be griefers?
#1693 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> Hikyuuri - There is not.
#1694 [13:01] <velof> So what can I do now? Only buy new code?
#1695 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> Hikyuuri: You can check out mcbans.com
#1696 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> There are fan made MCban lists, but no official ones
#1697 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> MCBans contains mostly SMP users, but also contains some classic users from the archives
#1698 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> velof - File a dispute with whatever you used to pay for the gift code, or from allegro. Don't use them to purchase a gift code for minecraft. Buy minecraft straight from minecraft.net
#1699 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> It's the only way to be sure
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#1701 [13:04] <Hikyuuri> Thanks guys!
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#1705 [13:11] * Speciall Great Electronics Sale! Prices are reduced up to 50%! Camcorders, Laptops, Tablet PCs, Televisions and more at http://XLaptops.net
#1705 [13:11] * Speciall Great Electronics Sale! Prices are reduced up to 50%! Camcorders, Laptops, Tablet PCs, Televisions and more at http://XLaptops.net
#1705 [13:11] * Speciall Great Electronics Sale! Prices are reduced up to 50%! Camcorders, Laptops, Tablet PCs, Televisions and more at http://XLaptops.net
#1705 [13:11] * Speciall Great Electronics Sale! Prices are reduced up to 50%! Camcorders, Laptops, Tablet PCs, Televisions and more at http://XLaptops.net
#1705 [13:11] * Speciall Great Electronics Sale! Prices are reduced up to 50%! Camcorders, Laptops, Tablet PCs, Televisions and more at http://XLaptops.net
#1705 [13:11] <GreyVulpine> !kb Speciall
#1706 [13:11] * GreyBot kicked Speciall from #minecrafthelp (Reason: peciall :<Kicks:837>)
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#1708 [13:12] <hatman> thrae back yet?
#1709 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> No
#1710 [13:13] <hatman> daaayumn
#1711 [13:16] <hatman> any idea when he'll be back?
#1712 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> Everybody here volunteers their time. We all do this on our free time.
#1713 [13:17] <hatman> i know, just wondering if he said like 'yeah just gonna go out for a while, be back at 7' or somin like that :L
#1714 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> Then he'll be back at 7
#1715 [13:18] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#1716 [13:18] <Grim_Reaper> Lol spammers.
#1717 [13:18] <Grim_Reaper> They always fail
#1718 [13:20] <hatman> damn you and your unhelpfullness
#1719 [13:20] * GreyVulpine twiddles thumbs
#1719 [13:20] * Grim_Reaper stares at GreyVulpine's thumbs
#1719 [13:21] * lukegb steals GreyVulpine's thumbs
#1719 [13:21] <hatman> :')
#1720 [13:21] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#1721 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> mah thumbs!
#1722 [13:21] <Grim_Reaper> Wait..
#1723 [13:21] <hatman> oh you people amuse me
#1724 [13:21] <Grim_Reaper> Usually a thumb is used for spacebar
#1725 [13:21] <Grim_Reaper> You cant use spaces GreyVulpine...
#1726 [13:21] * GreyVulpine makes grabby hands at lukegb.
#1726 [13:21] * lukegb steals GreyVulpine's hands too
#1726 [13:22] * GreyVulpine blinks
#1726 [13:22] <lukegb> you can keep your fingers, though
#1727 [13:22] <hatman> how are you doing all this :'))
#1728 [13:22] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#1729 [13:22] * GreyVulpine bashes lukegb with bloody armstumps.
#1729 [13:22] <hatman> hahahahahaa :'))))
#1730 [13:22] <Grim_Reaper> Oh my
#1731 [13:22] * Grim_Reaper uses hatman as a mop for the blood
#1731 [13:23] <Grim_Reaper> Sorry ;-;
#1732 [13:23] * GreyVulpine snrks
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#1733 [13:23] <hatman> ahh well to disrupt your obvious boredom you can help me with my problem and ahhh that's mean :(
#1734 [13:23] <hatman> haha :')
#1735 [13:23] <Grim_Reaper> Sure what can we help you with sir :3
#1736 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> hatman - Only if you tell us your issue
#1737 [13:23] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1738 [13:23] <Zennyzen> Hi o_o
#1739 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1740 [13:24] <hatman> but yeah basically when i go to open minecraft i log in, it loads, then when it should be the title screen it goes black, closes, and i get an error report on my desktop
#1741 [13:24] <Grim_Reaper> Greetings Zennyzen
#1742 [13:24] <Grim_Reaper> What error?
#1743 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> hatman - Have you copied the contents of the error report to pastebin.com and given us the URL to it yet?
#1744 [13:24] <hatman> a java runtime environment thingy
#1745 [13:25] <Zennyzen> I just got a new laptop, and it's fairly old. I've updated every thing and I can log in. But when the Single Player, Multiplayer, ect. menu shows, no words are there.
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#1747 [13:25] <Zennyzen> And running a game doesn't work...
#1748 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> Zennyzen - What version of java is it running?
#1749 [13:26] <Grim_Reaper> Hatman have you tried updating graphics card/java/other things on your pc?
#1750 [13:26] <Zennyzen> 6 -Java.
#1751 [13:26] <Zennyzen> Update 24.
#1752 [13:26] <hatman> yeah ive tried updating so many things haha
#1753 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Zennyzen - That's a fairly old version. Could you try completely uninstall all java from your system and install the latest from java.com
#1754 [13:26] <hatman> and yeah i have forgot the url though ill do it again now
#1755 [13:26] <Grim_Reaper> www.pastebin.com
#1756 [13:27] <Zennyzen> Where can I get the new version?
#1757 [13:27] <Grim_Reaper> Zennyzen have you tried redownloading/installing the game?
#1758 [13:27] <Zennyzen> So far that's the best I've found.
#1759 [13:27] <Grim_Reaper> java.com
#1760 [13:27] <Zennyzen> Not yet. Will.
#1761 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> Zennyzen - Java.com should give you the latest
#1762 [13:27] <hatman> http://pastebin.com/c1kHywfH
#1763 [13:27] <Zennyzen> Alright...
#1764 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> hatman - Please give us a dxdiag
#1765 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#1766 [13:28] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1767 [13:28] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1768 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> hatman - Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1769 [13:28] <hatman> alright ive got plenty saved still from lastnight haha
#1770 [13:28] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#1771 [13:29] <hatman> http://pastebin.com/Ms6cbz0T
#1772 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> hatman - Solution is here: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
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#1774 [13:30] <Zennyzen> Recommended Version 6 Update 27 (filesize: ~ 11 MB) Is all that's on Java ATM for me.
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#1776 [13:30] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#1777 [13:31] <hatman> cheers i'll try that now, you should give thrae that link since last night we spent ages trying to fix it so it'd probably be useful to him
#1778 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> Zennyzen - Yes. Try completely uninstalling java from your system so you can install that fresh. Also, try completely removing the files for minecraft from the %appdata%/.minecraft folder so it'll download fresh files
#1779 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> hatman - I'll let him know, thanks.
#1780 [13:32] <Grim_Reaper> Make sure you backup your saves folder if you want to keep your worlds
#1781 [13:32] <Zennyzen> I just got the computer fresh o_o...
#1782 [13:33] <Grim_Reaper> I meant the minecraft saves if you were able to play before
#1783 [13:33] <Zennyzen> Nope...
#1784 [13:33] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#1785 [13:33] <Grim_Reaper> Then no worries
#1786 [13:33] <Zennyzen> Cleared .minecraft all out. Re-installing nao.
#1787 [13:34] <Grim_Reaper> ^^
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#1789 [13:34] <Zennyzen> But it didn't change anything D:.
#1790 [13:34] <Grim_Reaper> Done the java yet?
#1791 [13:35] <Zennyzen> No, about to.:P I'm jumping to many conclusions.
#1792 [13:35] <hatman> just a quick question, i copied terraria to this computer not long ago, when i opened it literally nothing happened, i'd spam the program repeatedly and nothing, reckon this driver update will fix it>?
#1793 [13:35] <Zennyzen> Brb, just got Java, maybe restarting comp will help...
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#1795 [13:36] <RobinJ24> hatman What is terraria?
#1796 [13:36] <hatman> just some random game
#1797 [13:36] <hatman> similar-ish to minecraft
#1798 [13:36] <hatman> youtube it sometime
#1799 [13:36] <RobinJ24> This is #minecrafthelp..
#1800 [13:36] <Grim_Reaper> But not 3D
#1801 [13:37] <chrisward> ./join #terraria
#1802 [13:37] <hatman> ooh wow nifty a terraria one
#1803 [13:37] <hatman> and yeah i was just wondering
#1804 [13:37] <chrisward> yeah.. its unofficial though
#1805 [13:37] <hatman> ill see if it's working or not after this
#1806 [13:37] <chrisward> should be able to sort you out nevertheless
#1807 [13:38] <hatman> and yeah so is this though and you guys have been brilliant
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#1809 [13:41] <mib_czx1tn> hs err pid
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#1811 [13:44] <Zen> None worked =l
#1812 [13:44] <Zen> Sadface D:
#1813 [13:44] <Grim_Reaper> ;-;
#1814 [13:45] <Zen> Still no words... and the game errors out when I start a game.
#1815 [13:45] <Grim_Reaper> That is so odd o.o
#1816 [13:45] <Zen> Indeeeed.
#1817 [13:45] <Zen> Maybe something to do with my graphics card.
#1818 [13:45] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm.. I've never encounted that so Im not sure how to go about it other than updating drivers etc
#1819 [13:46] <Zen> Alright.
#1820 [13:47] <Grim_Reaper> Really sowwi I cant help more =\
#1821 [13:47] <Zen> =l I'ma go try some stuff... It's cool though.
#1822 [13:47] <Zen> t
#1823 [13:47] <Zen> Thanks*
#1824 [13:49] <keefball> i somehow lose the /minecraft/bin/shader/config.txt at Water_Config.<init>(Water_Config.java:51), and cant seem to get it back even if i download the game again. any suggestions?
#1825 [13:50] <Grim_Reaper> Have you tried removing the .minecraft folder and getting a new one?
#1826 [13:50] <Grim_Reaper> Make a backup of it first before removing it though
#1827 [13:52] <keefball> yea tried that
#1828 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> keefball - That's not a normal vanilla file. There is no shader folder in vanilla
#1829 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> The only folder in bin is "natives"
#1830 [13:54] <keefball> hmmmm weird. ill look around see if something accidently got added
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#1835 [14:02] <guest-0-71471> Hi
#1836 [14:02] <guest-0-71471> Anyone gimmie a hand with some lag issues on a 2 day old laptop?
#1837 [14:02] <guest-0-71471> No...
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#1839 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> Hey
#1840 [14:03] <Giocon> Hello
#1841 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> Can you gimmie a hand with some lag issues?
#1842 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> Its a 2 day old laptop
#1843 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> And my old one ran mc at like 100 fps
#1844 [14:03] <Giocon> umm I'm not a tech dude, I have questions myself. But ill try
#1845 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> this one is doing 8
#1846 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> Lol
#1847 [14:03] <guest-0-71471> Ive dedicated ram to minecraft
#1848 [14:04] <guest-0-71471> Might be the processor i guess?
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#1850 [14:04] <guest-0-71471> Its a 1.6 ghz processor but its quad core
#1851 [14:04] <Giocon> Hey go to your options under the minecraft menu, and change your fps, and redering distance
#1852 [14:04] <keefball> minecraft has seemed just laggy on SMP they are working on it
#1853 [14:04] <guest-0-71471> Okay
#1854 [14:04] <Giocon> put graphics from fancy to fast
#1855 [14:04] <guest-0-71471> ye
#1856 [14:04] <guest-0-71471> My old laptop had dual core 2.1ghz
#1857 [14:05] <Giocon> Anymore questions untill I can ask mine
#1858 [14:05] <guest-0-71471> Whats yours?
#1859 [14:05] <Giocon> I have a mac, with the latest minecraft beta, bought legally. I opened up minecraft the other day and all my worlds were gone, BUT I have them in minecraft save folder
#1860 [14:06] <Giocon> How do I put them or load them back into minecraft so I don't have to start from scratch
#1861 [14:06] <Giocon> Hello
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#1863 [14:07] <Giocon> hello
#1864 [14:08] <kaziqaleph> I have a fun problem. I got minecraft. Launched it and logged in. As soon as it updates, the minecraft window freezes and goes black. It then freezes up my whole computer. It crashes the video driver and java locks up making me force the application shut through the task manager. I'm using win7 too. Help?...
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#1867 [14:09] <Giocon> Hello I have a question
#1868 [14:10] <Giocon> cool stuff
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#1870 [14:10] <Giocon> I have a question I could use help with
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#1873 [14:11] <Giocon> Hello
#1874 [14:12] <Billbo> hey room
#1875 [14:12] <Giocon> I have a question if you don't mind helping me
#1876 [14:12] <Billbo> i'm having a problem as well if any one can help...
#1877 [14:13] <Giocon> I can try to help you
#1878 [14:13] <kaziqaleph> can anyone help with anything in here?
#1879 [14:13] <Giocon> I'm not sure I just joined to, but I can try
#1880 [14:13] <Giocon> whats you question dude
#1881 [14:14] <Billbo> i keep getting the bsod cant figure out how to get rid of it.
#1882 [14:14] <Giocon> sorry what is bsod
#1883 [14:14] <Billbo> black screen of death
#1884 [14:15] <Giocon> did you fall or get stuck between some part of the map
#1885 [14:15] <chrisward> blue**
#1886 [14:15] <Billbo> i'll be in the middle of playing and bam there goes the black screen
#1887 [14:15] <Billbo> nope the entire screen goes black
#1888 [14:15] <chrisward> bsod is blue screen. it has always been
#1889 [14:15] <kaziqaleph> I have a fun problem. I got minecraft. Launched it and logged in. As soon as it updates, the minecraft window freezes and goes black. It then freezes up my whole computer. It crashes the video driver and java locks up making me force the application shut through the task manager. I'm using win7 too. Help?...
#1890 [14:15] <Billbo> i'm having the same problem...
#1891 [14:15] <Grim_Reaper> Wow that is harsh o.o
#1892 [14:16] <Giocon> shoot. I'm not really sure, but mabe you can make sure all your files are sorted out and in order, and mabe it miight be quicker if very few programs are running
#1893 [14:16] <Billbo> but mine will let me play for a min
#1894 [14:17] <kaziqaleph> I've looked everywhere. Someone said try creating a new shortcut in java for "java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame" and java will let you do no such thing
#1895 [14:17] <Giocon> I have a question. I have a mac, and when I logged in all my 5 worlds were gone, but i have them in minecraft saved folder, how do I put the worlds in my folder into the minecraft program succesffully
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#1897 [14:17] <kaziqaleph> I paid $21 for this and there is virtually no support for it and they basically tell me. Oh well Its your problem
#1898 [14:17] <Giocon> I looked on youtube tutorials and just about everywere else
#1899 [14:18] <Giocon> It sucks its like craigslist, there is no one to call or talk to for support.
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#1902 [14:19] <Giocon> hey do guys think you could try to answer my question above
#1903 [14:19] <kaziqaleph> they're all for taking your money but no one wants to help out with a system that shouldnt be having this problem in the first place
#1904 [14:20] <Giocon> totally agree, you might not have the answer but how do you put your saved worlds back into the minecraft program, even if you dont have a mac, it might be similar in pc
#1905 [14:21] <hatman> WOOOOO YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING YOU SHOULD BECOME GODS OF MINECRAFT UNDER NOTCH :D:D:D:D:D
#1906 [14:21] <RobinJ24> Do you see the list of nicks --->
#1907 [14:21] <RobinJ24> a lot of those people are helpers
#1908 [14:21] <RobinJ24> (this is #minecraftHELP"
#1909 [14:21] <RobinJ24> )
#1910 [14:21] <TheNoodle> wat.
#1911 [14:21] <Giocon> cool stuff, do you have any idea how to help me with this problem, it should be a easy fix but I dont have the answer
#1912 [14:22] <RobinJ24> And if you look on minecraft.net there are a lot of places you can go if you want help with minecraft
#1913 [14:22] <hatman> could someone link me the terraria help site?
#1914 [14:23] <Giocon> thanks! but my problem is probably a no brainer but. How do I put my minecraft world saves back into the minecraft program itself
#1915 [14:23] <Giocon> drag and drop into the program doesnt work
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#1917 [14:23] <tyteen4a03> Giocon: I would try putting them away from the saves folder, start minecraft, close it, put them back in and start MC again
#1918 [14:23] <tyteen4a03> they might also be corrputed, try opening them in MCEdit
#1919 [14:23] <kaziqaleph> oh dear lord. Please send me someone capable to help me with this problem as I am at wits end.
#1920 [14:23] <Giocon> one sec I got to copy and paste your advice
#1921 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> kaziqaleph: Yes?
#1922 [14:24] <ziin> hi
#1923 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1924 [14:24] <ziin> i cant buy minecraft
#1925 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> ziin: What happens when you try to buy it?
#1926 [14:24] <kaziqaleph> It doesnt even generate a crash report. I had this same problem with Rage when I first got it the other day. Got the rage patch and now it works. People are saying that the Rage patch messes with minecraft.
#1927 [14:24] <ziin> the part of sms code
#1928 [14:25] <ziin> dont came
#1929 [14:25] <ziin> to my cellphone
#1930 [14:25] <RobinJ24> Huh?
#1931 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> ziin: SMS code? What payment provider are you using?
#1932 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> kaziqaleph: is Rage a mod for Minecraft?
#1933 [14:25] <TheNoodle> RobinJ24, come lurk with us.
#1934 [14:25] <ziin> visa
#1935 [14:25] <RobinJ24> TheNoodle: I am lurking
#1936 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> ??> kaziqaleph dont/pm
#1937 [14:25] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#1938 [14:25] <RobinJ24> I am the master of lurking
#1939 [14:26] <kaziqaleph> Ok
#1940 [14:26] <kaziqaleph> So I shall let you know whats going on
#1941 [14:26] <Giocon> im new.. whats pm
#1942 [14:26] <RobinJ24> Btw is there any way to see when a user was here recently?
#1943 [14:26] <tyteen4a03> Giocon: a PM is a private message sent between users
#1944 [14:26] <kaziqaleph> I have a fun problem. I got minecraft. Launched it and logged in. As soon as it updates, the minecraft window freezes and goes black. It then freezes up my whole computer. It crashes the video driver and java locks up making me force the application shut through the task manager. I'm using win7 too
#1945 [14:26] <Giocon> also thanks tyteen4a03, when I have time Ill try that
#1946 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> RobinJ24 - Yes, !seen
#1947 [14:27] * mib_kyyzm6 [mib_kyyzm6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1948 [14:27] <RobinJ24> !seen RobinJ
#1949 [14:27] <GreyBot> I last saw RobinJ (~Robin@109.132.41.189) 4hrs 2mins 38secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit: Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by MemoServ))
#1950 [14:27] <tyteen4a03> ??> kaziqaleph win/dxdiag
#1951 [14:27] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1952 [14:27] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1953 [14:27] <RobinJ24> 2 mins? O.o
#1954 [14:27] <RobinJ24> I hope RobinJ doesn't come here often
#1955 [14:27] <RobinJ24> he's not me
#1956 [14:27] <RobinJ24> might be confusing
#1957 [14:27] <RobinJ24> o.ö
#1958 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> 4 hrs, 2 minutes
#1959 [14:27] <RobinJ24> ah
#1960 [14:28] <mib_kyyzm6> rt
#1961 [14:28] <RobinJ24> well he's not me
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#1963 [14:28] <RobinJ24> People might think he is
#1964 [14:28] <tyteen4a03> RobinJ24: I believe he might be a regular, since he doesn't use mibbit
#1965 [14:28] <RobinJ24> =[
#1966 [14:28] <RobinJ24> !paid RobinJ
#1967 [14:28] <RobinJ24> oh yea he's disabled
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#1969 [14:28] <ziin> the site send to my cellphone a sms
#1970 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> !paid AuBot
#1971 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> it is disabled?
#1972 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> why?
#1973 [14:29] <ziin> and i have to put it onde the box
#1974 [14:29] <ziin> to buy ?
#1975 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> ziin: What payment provider are you using? Examples include moneybookers, paypal, credit card (Visa, MasterCard)
#1976 [14:29] <ziin> credit card visa
#1977 [14:30] <kaziqaleph> http://pastebin.com/zqjxxNrb
#1978 [14:30] <kaziqaleph> There you are
#1979 [14:30] <tyteen4a03> ziin: you should call your bank about this
#1980 [14:30] <tyteen4a03> Or try making it resend the SMS to you
#1981 [14:31] <ziin> if i put to try another way to buy without the sms
#1982 [14:31] <ziin> is canceled
#1983 [14:31] <tyteen4a03> ziin: Can you rephrase that?
#1984 [14:31] <RobinJ24> Ahhh I get it now
#1985 [14:31] <tyteen4a03> kaziqaleph: hang on
#1986 [14:31] <RobinJ24> Kealper you there?
#1987 [14:31] <ziin> ahah sorry
#1988 [14:32] <kaziqaleph> Hanging and thank you
#1989 [14:32] <Kealper> rawr
#1990 [14:32] <Kealper> ?
#1991 [14:32] <Kealper> oh
#1992 [14:32] <Kealper> !enable
#1993 [14:32] <RobinJ24> The quit thing you talked about earlier wasn't me, it was RobinJ
#1994 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> kaziqaleph gpu/amd
#1995 [14:32] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1996 [14:32] <Kealper> RobinJ24: mind = blown
#1997 [14:32] <RobinJ24> whose name is annoyingly close to me
#1998 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> Please update your graphics card driver
#1999 [14:32] <RobinJ24> uh mine
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#2001 [14:33] <ziin> if I try another way to buy without sms, purchase is canceled
#2002 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> ziin: I believe so, yes
#2003 [14:33] <Kealper> !paid Kealper
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#2005 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> !paid Kealper
#2006 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> !paid tyteen4a03
#2007 [14:33] <Kealper> slooooww....
#2008 [14:33] <kaziqaleph> Ok I get that andit tells me that everything it already up to date
#2009 [14:33] <Kealper> !disable
#2010 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> because mc.net
#2011 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> what
#2012 [14:34] <Kealper> which is why it's disabled
#2013 [14:34] <Kealper> although...
#2014 [14:34] <Kealper> meh....i guess it can be enabled....just go easy on the !paid command
#2015 [14:34] <Kealper> !enable
#2016 [14:34] <tyteen4a03> I hate entering it through haspaid.jsp all the time :<
#2017 [14:35] <Kealper> i absolutely hate vox
#2018 [14:35] <Kealper> hate.
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#2020 [14:35] <Kealper> with a passion of a thousand burning suns
#2021 [14:35] <mib_ticx6s> hi, i just bought and downloaded minecraft, and when i press run it doesnt do anything. Can anyone help?
#2022 [14:35] <Kealper> now then, afk again as i've got stuff to do
#2023 [14:35] <kaziqaleph> versus a thousand suns that arent burning?
#2024 [14:36] <Kealper> kaziqaleph: then they'd just be black dwarfs, and those are useless
#2025 [14:36] <Kealper> immensely dense, but useless
#2026 [14:36] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: kick it
#2027 [14:36] <Kealper> useless to kick it, this happens:
#2028 [14:36] * Kealper kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
#2029 [14:36] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2030 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> :o autojoin
#2031 [14:37] <Kealper> useless to ban it, too....it'll use chanserv to unban itsel
#2032 [14:37] <Kealper> itself*
#2033 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> annoy xales
#2034 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> or dope
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#2036 [14:37] <chrisward> ban it via chanserv :P
#2037 [14:38] <hatman> excuse me kind fellows but do you know how to setup a minecraft server?
#2038 [14:38] <mib_qstz4v> youtube it
#2039 [14:38] <hatman> youtube's gay
#2040 [14:38] <tyteen4a03> and metacafe's lesbian?
#2041 [14:38] <kaziqaleph> So my problem wasnt my video drivers. I just did a complete reinstall on them and catalyst and still I have the same problem.
#2042 [14:38] <RobinJ24> Youtube is actually straight.
#2043 [14:38] <hatman> these guys are fluffy and got minecraft working and i want their help xD
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#2045 [14:38] <RobinJ24> lol fluffy
#2046 [14:38] <tyteen4a03> kaziqaleph: Can you give me another dxdiag?
#2047 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> kaziqaleph win/dxdiag
#2048 [14:39] <hatman> metacafe does have a high chance of being a lesbian that is true
#2049 [14:39] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2050 [14:39] <VoxelHead> kaziqaleph: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2051 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> hatman: people think lesbians are cool
#2052 [14:39] <Kealper> ok back for a se
#2053 [14:39] <Kealper> sec*
#2054 [14:39] <hatman> they are
#2055 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> and gay... some can't even bother to accept it
#2056 [14:39] <kaziqaleph> Ok one sec
#2057 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> it's sad
#2058 [14:39] <Kealper> can't ban it via chanserv either, it'll remove all bans and rejoin
#2059 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: !flags?
#2060 [14:40] <Kealper> it is not using it's own nickserv account, it's using dope's
#2061 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> oh
#2062 [14:40] <Kealper> so to modify it's flags is to modify dope's flags
#2063 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> I guess your only option is to annoy dope
#2064 [14:40] <Kealper> to chanserv ban it's account would be to chanserv ban dope....and therein lies the problem ._.
#2065 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> derp indeed
#2066 [14:40] <Kealper> ^
#2067 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> ^
#2068 [14:41] * tyteen4a03 waits for AuBot do ^
#2068 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> *to
#2069 [14:41] <Kealper> i removed that because people were QQing about it
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#2071 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> QQing?
#2072 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> crying, or IMing about it?
#2073 [14:41] * tyteen4a03 AuBot
#2073 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2074 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> it sometimes gets annoying when you type 4 messages in a row and vox +q's you
#2075 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> then that person leaves
#2076 [14:42] <RobinJ24> lol yea they should change that..
#2077 [14:43] <RobinJ24> I've been banned like 2000 times
#2078 [14:43] <Kealper> i literally can't even use aubot without it +qing me...because aubot is on the same hostname, it thinks the same person sent the message...
#2079 [14:43] <RobinJ24> OH!
#2080 [14:43] <Kealper> the +q does nothing because i'm an op...but it's still annoying to get a message saying don't spam
#2081 [14:43] <RobinJ24> You're the aubot owner
#2082 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: Make VoxelHead ignore +v and +o users
#2083 [14:43] <RobinJ24> What language is it in
#2084 [14:43] <Kealper> AutoIt
#2085 [14:44] <tyteen4a03> English
#2086 [14:45] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2087 [14:45] <mib_ticx6s> CAN anyone help i have bought and downloaded minecraft and when i go to run it nothing happens. please help
#2088 [14:45] <Kealper> define "nothing"?
#2089 [14:45] <chrisward> ^
#2090 [14:45] * tyteen4a03 turns on AuBot mode
#2090 [14:45] <tyteen4a03> ^
#2091 [14:45] * tyteen4a03 turns off AuBot mode
#2091 [14:45] <tyteen4a03> wat
#2092 [14:45] <mib_ticx6s> i click run and it comes up with an egg timer by my cursor then it goes back to my desktop
#2093 [14:46] <RobinJ24> Why do people keep sending that O.o
#2094 [14:46] <RobinJ24> ^
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#2096 [14:46] <RobinJ24> Nothing happens =[
#2097 [14:46] <Kealper> RobinJ24: ^ is like an up arrow, standing for "what he said, above me" so to speak
#2098 [14:46] <RobinJ24> Yeah but I thought it meant something else too
#2099 [14:46] <RobinJ24> since everyone did it all the time :P
#2100 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> ^_^ <- this is an emotion
#2101 [14:47] <Kealper> nope, no special meaning lol
#2102 [14:47] <RobinJ24> This emotion is better: n___n
#2103 [14:47] <Kealper> mib_ticx6s: do you have Java installed?
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#2105 [14:50] * chrisward hugs AuBot
#2105 [14:50] <chrisward> yay :D
#2106 [14:50] <chrisward> sorry I had to
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#2108 [14:51] <mib_ticx6s> i think so
#2109 [14:51] <mib_ticx6s> ye
#2110 [14:52] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_ticx6s java/version
#2111 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mib_ticx6s: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2112 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mib_ticx6s: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2113 [14:52] <tyteen4a03> Please go to that page and tell us your java version
#2114 [14:52] <mib_ticx6s> okay
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#2116 [14:56] <mib_p8udny> hi
#2117 [14:56] <mib_p8udny> hi
#2118 [14:56] <mib_p8udny> hi
#2119 [14:57] <tyteen4a03> do not spam
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#2123 [15:14] <Ryladine> Anyone waiting for assistance?
#2124 [15:14] <chrisward> nope
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#2126 [15:26] <lemon-rev> lol
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#2136 [16:01] <Iridium> i'm making a combination lock for a set of pistons to hide some chests
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#2138 [16:01] <Iridium> i've got it so that if the combination is wrong it'll power the pistons to hide the chests
#2139 [16:01] <Iridium> but could i add a button to it?
#2140 [16:01] <Iridium> so that you have to input the combination then press the button?
#2141 [16:02] <lemon-rev> tridium what exactly are you asking for our imput ? i would say d as you please depends on how yuo wish it to be
#2142 [16:02] <Iridium> o
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#2144 [16:03] <Iridium> i'm asking wther it's possible
#2145 [16:03] <Iridium> my next question would be to ask how
#2146 [16:03] <lemon-rev> tridium yes its possible, look at youtube, someone has done a vid on it
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#2149 [16:03] <fuogo> i need help
#2150 [16:03] <fuogo> someone please
#2151 [16:03] <lemon-rev> dont we all
#2152 [16:03] <Ryladine> fuogo: Be more specific
#2153 [16:04] <fuogo> the new update the 1.9 hasnt updated for my minecraft
#2154 [16:04] <Ryladine> fuogo: It's not out yet...
#2155 [16:04] <fuogo> all my other friends have it
#2156 [16:04] <Ryladine> fuogo: Pre-release.
#2157 [16:04] <fuogo> when will it come out
#2158 [16:05] <fuogo> when will it come out
#2159 [16:05] <Ryladine> fuogo: "Supposedly" possibly the 18, no guarantee's, and it will probably be later.
#2160 [16:05] <fuogo> oh okay thank you guys so much
#2161 [16:07] <Thunder7102_> Hey guys, I am trying to setup a MC server with Bukkit. Any suggestions for plugins? I heard with one, the admin could edit the world as he was in creative mode.
#2162 [16:08] <lemon-rev> ?? mods
#2163 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mods: As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2164 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit or #bukkithelp -- Mod creators can also try #mcp-modding
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#2166 [16:09] <Thunder7102_> :/
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#2171 [16:26] <Iridium> can pistons move chests?
#2172 [16:27] <TheNoodle> No
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#2174 [16:28] <Iridium> can i set up a combination lock to do 2 different things depending on which combination is used?
#2175 [16:28] <TheNoodle> no idea :P
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#2178 [16:32] <Iridium> actually i don't think i could
#2179 [16:33] <Iridium> i think i'll have to use 2 buttons with the same combination
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#2185 [16:49] <mib_lbx5l3> we want to do a factory reset, can we just re-install minecraft or do we need to buy it again???
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#2187 [16:51] <Chris> you on windows?
#2188 [16:51] <tyteen4a03> mib_lbx5l3: You don't need to rebuy minecraft
#2189 [16:51] <mib_lbx5l3> thanks, yah windows
#2190 [16:52] <Chris> delete the .minecraft folder in %appdata%
#2191 [16:52] <fault> ?? win/reinst
#2192 [16:52] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2193 [16:52] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2194 [16:53] <TheNoodle> Easy mode: Click force update in the client, it's listed under options.
#2195 [16:53] <mib_lbx5l3> thanks
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#2198 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> fault: win/reinst/bat, forceupdate
#2199 [17:01] <fault> wot
#2200 [17:02] <fault> ??< index
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#2203 [17:03] <neokiller113> hi
#2204 [17:03] <fault> hi there
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#2206 [17:03] <neokiller113> join my freebuild full of fun server 88.161.162.126
#2207 [17:03] <fault> ?? dont/advertise
#2208 [17:03] <VoxelHead> dont/advertise: This channel is not a venue for unsolicited advertisements. Please do not do that again. This is your warning.
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#2212 [17:08] <Imladir> Hi, I've got a *** recurring problem: sometimes (most times actually), Minecraft fails to launch and freezes on the main menu (with the downloaded app or the applet, doesn't matter). I tried to delete the bin folder but it changed nothing. Someone has THE solution? (Windows 7 here, latest java version, nod mod/textures)
#2213 [17:08] <Chris> what specs are your computer
#2214 [17:08] <fault> 32- or 64-bit windows?
#2215 [17:09] <Imladir> 32 bits
#2216 [17:09] <fault> have you tried reinstalling java?
#2217 [17:09] <Imladir> Yeah, already done that
#2218 [17:09] <TheNoodle> ??> Imladir win/dxdiag
#2219 [17:09] <fault> re-downloading the client?
#2220 [17:09] <VoxelHead> Imladir: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2221 [17:09] <VoxelHead> Imladir: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2222 [17:11] <Imladir> http://pastebin.com/xWSmN3Za
#2223 [17:12] <TheNoodle> Updated your video card drivers?
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#2225 [17:13] <JohnEBH> ??> Imladir win/reinst/bat
#2226 [17:13] <VoxelHead> Imladir: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2227 [17:13] <Imladir> I could, but as it sometimes launches without any trouble, I doubt it'll change a lot
#2228 [17:13] <VoxelHead> Imladir: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
#2229 [17:14] <Imladir> Still freezing
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#2232 [17:15] <SkaLives> I'm getting an error message from minecraft classic; Fatal Error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2233 [17:15] <slimer> hello?
#2234 [17:15] <JohnEBH> Hai
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#2236 [17:16] <slimer> when ever i try to get on minecraft, loads, and says " updating minecraft" and stays like that.
#2237 [17:17] <JohnEBH> slimer- Try a reinstall, then a graphics driver update.
#2238 [17:17] <fault> try disabling av/firewall software
#2239 [17:17] <JohnEBH> ??> slimer win/reinst/bat
#2240 [17:17] <VoxelHead> slimer: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2241 [17:17] <VoxelHead> slimer: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
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#2243 [17:18] <slimer> should i download minecraft again?
#2244 [17:18] <Khyam> if u buy minecraft now and there will come some updates after the full patch u need to pay again?
#2245 [17:18] <Khyam> or is it a singel payment?
#2246 [17:18] <Chris> single payment
#2247 [17:18] <slimer> full payment
#2248 [17:18] <slimer> single
#2249 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Khyam- Updates are free forever.
#2250 [17:18] <slimer> rather
#2251 [17:18] <slimer> thanks guys, love u all
#2252 [17:19] <JohnEBH> Khyam- As long as you buy before release I guess?
#2253 [17:19] <JohnEBH> slimer- Np
#2254 [17:19] <TheNoodle> Bugfixes and the like will be avaliable to everyone.
#2255 [17:20] <Khyam> so if i pay now i can play on every update?
#2256 [17:20] <JohnEBH> No. $2 per fix.
#2257 [17:20] <JohnEBH> Mwuhahahah
#2258 [17:20] <Khyam> xd
#2259 [17:20] <TheNoodle> However, expansions to the game will only be provided free to those holding Alpha accounts.
#2260 [17:20] <Chris> payable to me xP
#2261 [17:20] <JohnEBH> http://imgur.com/gallery/9E5Ry
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#2263 [17:21] <Khyam> so i need to pay more after updates?:S
#2264 [17:21] <Khyam> :$
#2265 [17:21] <Khyam> xd
#2266 [17:22] <fault> no, you'll get updates.
#2267 [17:22] <fault> just not expansions and stuff
#2268 [17:22] <Khyam> kk
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#2270 [17:29] <mib_xqm1rt> has minecraft 1.9 came out
#2271 [17:29] <Chris> no
#2272 [17:29] <mib_xqm1rt> darn
#2273 [17:30] <Chris> theres a pre release of it though
#2274 [17:30] <Chris> ...
#2275 [17:31] <Sardonicus> Minecraft 1.9 out yet?
#2276 [17:33] <Chris> no
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#2278 [17:33] <Chris> theres a pre release of it though
#2279 [17:33] <Iridium> can i use levers in place of torches in logic gates?
#2280 [17:34] <Chris> nope
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#2282 [17:43] <Pleasehelpmeeee> hy?
#2283 [17:43] <fault> hi
#2284 [17:43] <TheNoodle> Hello.
#2285 [17:43] <Pleasehelpmeeee> hi, i buy a gift codes for minecraft
#2286 [17:43] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: Did you buy them directly from minecraft.net ?
#2287 [17:44] <Pleasehelpmeeee> and tells me invalid code
#2288 [17:44] <Thrae> ?? dont/pm
#2289 [17:44] <VoxelHead> dont/pm: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2290 [17:45] <Pleasehelpmeeee> ok
#2291 [17:45] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: OK, where did you get this Gift Code?
#2292 [17:45] <Pleasehelpmeeee> in minecraft.net
#2293 [17:45] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: So you personally bought this gift code from minecraft.net and are now trying to apply this same gift code to an account?
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#2295 [17:46] <Pleasehelpmeeee> yes
#2296 [17:46] <Iridium> why is it when i have my button wired to a torch on a block it doesn't work if i only use 1 redstone but does work if i use 2?
#2297 [17:46] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: OK, did you confirm the payment went through? Did you get an email from Mojang?
#2298 [17:47] <Pleasehelpmeeee> no
#2299 [17:47] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: When you redeemed the Gift Code, did you include the dashes?
#2300 [17:48] <Pleasehelpmeeee> yes,you want to pass the code?
#2301 [17:48] <Thrae> No, we don't do accounts here
#2302 [17:49] <Pleasehelpmeeee> I already know, but for verification or something
#2303 [17:49] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: Go to http://www.minecraft.net/support and select Payment then Gift Code. You will need the User name that purchased the Gift Code, the Receipt ID, the Credit Card owner's name or PayPal account, and Email address of the purchaser of the Gift Code.
#2304 [17:49] <Pleasehelpmeeee> I should do?
#2305 [17:49] <Pleasehelpmeeee> ok
#2306 [17:50] <Thrae> Pleasehelpmeeee: That's the email address of the person that purchased the gift code directly from minecraft.net, not someone who purchased a gift code from someone else
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#2309 [17:51] <zucchini> my game isnt running properly
#2310 [17:51] <zucchini> can someone help
#2311 [17:52] <zucchini> please
#2312 [17:52] <Thrae> zucchini: Please elaborate. If you're getting an error, post it to www.pastebin.com and give us the link.
#2313 [17:52] <zucchini> huh?
#2314 [17:52] <Thrae> We need details.
#2315 [17:53] <tyteen4a03> that should definitely go into the breakroom topic
#2316 [17:54] <Thrae> tyteen4a03: ?
#2317 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> [05:52] <+Thrae> zucchini: Please elaborate. If you're getting an error, post it to www.pastebin.com and give us the link.
#2318 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> [05:52] <zucchini> huh?
#2319 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> [05:52] <+Thrae> We need details.
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#2321 [17:56] <lemon-rev> you goto love 5 secs talkers
#2322 [17:57] <fault> they're not hard to find
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#2326 [18:12] <MGgoose> can anyone help me out with this re-occuring minecraft/java crash?
#2327 [18:12] <lemon-rev> MGgoose java.com < see if you have latest version
#2328 [18:13] <MGgoose> ik i do i re-downlaoded it re-installed it about 13 times in 4 days
#2329 [18:13] <lemon-rev> ??> MGgoose win/reinst
#2330 [18:13] <VoxelHead> MGgoose: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2331 [18:13] <VoxelHead> MGgoose: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2332 [18:14] <Calinou> do not use java 7... what is your java version? what is your operating system?
#2333 [18:14] <Calinou> when does your game crash, MGgoose ? doing anything special?
#2334 [18:14] <Calinou> getting low FPS (frames per second) before the crash? any error message?
#2335 [18:14] <Calinou> we need much more information
#2336 [18:15] <MGgoose> this is the crash "CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42" it happens every 5-15 minutes of playtime and it pops up in a java window and it crashes minecraft if i dont leave in about 30 sec
#2337 [18:15] <MGgoose> i have windows vista 32 bit
#2338 [18:16] <MGgoose> the java is on 1.06.27
#2339 [18:16] <lemon-rev> ??> MGgoose win/dxdiag
#2340 [18:16] <VoxelHead> MGgoose: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2341 [18:16] <VoxelHead> MGgoose: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2343 [18:19] <MGgoose> http://pastebin.com/3SZwhwDm that is the link to it
#2344 [18:20] <lemon-rev> ty
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#2346 [18:21] <geccypharos> hi guys
#2347 [18:21] <geccypharos> i've had this problem for a couple of days now
#2348 [18:21] <geccypharos> i try and join my friends server, i connect for about 5 seconds
#2349 [18:21] <geccypharos> the world is partially loaded, then it d/cs me with this error http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/899/screenshot20111011at223.png
#2350 [18:21] <lemon-rev> MGgoose so you say its vista or win 7 32 correct ?
#2351 [18:22] <MGgoose> vista 32-bit
#2352 [18:22] <lemon-rev> ok
#2353 [18:22] <lemon-rev> http://www.nvidia.co.uk/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver-uk.html < MGgoose please download and install latest video drivers
#2354 [18:23] <lemon-rev> geccypharos how many other people can connect to this guys server as well as you ?
#2355 [18:23] <geccypharos> quite a few actually
#2356 [18:23] <geccypharos> everyone else can perfectly
#2357 [18:23] <geccypharos> usually about 5 people on it
#2358 [18:24] <lemon-rev> geccypharos do you know if your haveing trouble with your internet and do you have a fast speed connection ?
#2359 [18:24] <geccypharos> my internet is perfect, i did a speedtest earlier and got about 90mb/s download and 40mb/s upload
#2360 [18:24] <geccypharos> 4ms ping
#2361 [18:24] <lemon-rev> hm
#2362 [18:24] <MGgoose> geccypharos it might be just your internet or the host's internet
#2363 [18:25] <lemon-rev> geccypharos is that the only server it happens to happen on ?
#2364 [18:25] <lemon-rev> im thinking hosts
#2365 [18:25] <geccypharos> well i usually frequent about 5 servers
#2366 [18:25] <geccypharos> i cant connect to about 4 of them suddenly
#2367 [18:25] <geccypharos> ive tracerouted every host and there have been no problems at all
#2368 [18:25] <lemon-rev> then maybe they are all updating or something
#2369 [18:26] <lemon-rev> geccypharos is there likely to be like maybe an antivirus program trying to prevent you frm doing so like an new update of sorts ?
#2370 [18:26] <geccypharos> i had the host of this specific server delete my player file and all that kind of stuff, but nothing worked
#2371 [18:26] <geccypharos> i havent got anti virus installed, since i run minecraft on my macbook
#2372 [18:26] <lemon-rev> wired
#2373 [18:27] <MGgoose> geccypharos are you sure those severs have the same version as you??
#2374 [18:27] <geccypharos> i've checked my firewall and everything, nothing is blocking it
#2375 [18:27] <lemon-rev> geccypharos only thing i can surgest is just keep trying, we cant help only give surgestions and test it our selfs lol
#2376 [18:27] <geccypharos> yeah, they are all 1.8.1
#2377 [18:27] <geccypharos> ive been trying to connect several times a day for the last 3 days but to no avail :(
#2378 [18:28] <lemon-rev> geccypharos they could have updated with out you knowing, but i really dont know dude
#2379 [18:28] <geccypharos> nah, the server has been stable for about 2 weeks now
#2380 [18:28] <geccypharos> this really sucks D:
#2381 [18:28] <MGgoose> geccypharos try puttung all your settings on the lowest possible before you connect
#2382 [18:28] <geccypharos> for example, this is what i see when i connect to the server
#2383 [18:28] <geccypharos> http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/899/screenshot20111011at223.png
#2384 [18:29] <geccypharos> only a very small portion of the world loads, the rest is empty
#2385 [18:29] <geccypharos> then i get the above disconnection message
#2386 [18:30] <lemon-rev> sounds like a host prob i cant tell you much more than that
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#2388 [18:30] <geccypharos> even if everyone else can connect to it perfectly?
#2389 [18:30] <geccypharos> i really have no idea how this started
#2390 [18:30] <MGgoose> lemon-rev do you wonna see the error i get? i have a pic and i sent all my specs and the pic to mojang support
#2391 [18:30] <lemon-rev> geccypharos me nether,
#2392 [18:31] <lemon-rev> hm, MGgoose did you download the new drivers and whatnot ?
#2393 [18:31] <MGgoose> its at 99% now
#2394 [18:31] <whidgle> which drivers are required??
#2395 [18:31] <MGgoose> 100%
#2396 [18:31] <lemon-rev> ok MGgoose please just install and see if it works after you update video drivers yea
#2397 [18:32] <lemon-rev> whidgle i wasnt talking to you
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#2399 [18:32] <whidgle> I know, but thought it might be the same issue
#2400 [18:33] <MGgoose> whidgle i doubt you have this issue "CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42"
#2401 [18:33] <lemon-rev> hm, im trying to get MGgoose to update video drivers since hes got issues loaidng or running mc, so hes got 2008 drivers just seeing if the neweer ones help
#2402 [18:33] <geccypharos> thanks for the help guys
#2403 [18:33] <geccypharos> seems i'll just have to leave it
#2404 [18:33] <panitaliemom> Im having a problem with my mine craft launcher can someone help me?!?!?!
#2405 [18:33] <geccypharos> out of curiosity have you seen that error beforE?
#2406 [18:33] <geccypharos> before*
#2407 [18:33] <lemon-rev> geccypharos me , no
#2408 [18:33] <MGgoose> me? it happens to me every 5-15 min
#2409 [18:34] <lemon-rev> panitaliemom try going to minecraft.net login and click in broswer and see if that works
#2410 [18:34] * Thunder7102_ wants his thor's hammer to work. It says I have the power of thor but.....no luck
#2410 [18:34] <lemon-rev> lol
#2411 [18:34] <panitaliemom> thx
#2412 [18:35] <MGgoose> panitaliemom when you just open minecraft launcher, force update it then try
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#2417 [18:36] <napoleon> Im having a problem with my mine craft launcher can someone help me?!?!?!
#2418 [18:37] <lemon-rev> napoleon try going to minecraft.net login and click in broswer and see if that works
#2419 [18:37] <napoleon> the java crashed me and I had to restart my whole browser
#2420 [18:38] <lemon-rev> napoleon java.com do an update
#2421 [18:38] <napoleon> .... I have java 7 AND 6
#2422 [18:38] <guenther> hey guys i tried to buy the game via ec dircect charge. the i got the message that it isn´t possible to buy it this way. then i clicket on "bach tp merchant" and got the message that "buy was a success your account will be activated in about a hour" but nothin happent im still not premium. can somebody help me :/
#2423 [18:38] <lemon-rev> napoleon get rid of java 7
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#2425 [18:38] <Thrae> Thunder7102_: I believe you have to hit something with a pickaxe
#2426 [18:39] <napoleon> ok thx
#2427 [18:39] <Thunder7102_> it only works with diamond pick...I tried stone. e.o
#2428 [18:39] <lemon-rev> guenther ring your bank and ask if the transaction went though if, not get them to follow you though the process and see if they have troubles there end
#2429 [18:39] <mr_trousers> Mods loaded: 7 ModLoader Beta 1.8.1 mod_BuildCraftCore 2.2.0 mod_BuildCraftBuilders 2.2.0 mod_BuildCraftEnergy 2.2.0 mod_BuildCraftFactory 2.2.0 mod_CCTV 1.8.1 mod_pokemobs 1.8.1 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this
#2430 [18:39] <lemon-rev> brb
#2431 [18:39] <guenther> no i know that i have money on the bank
#2432 [18:40] <Thrae> guenther: So you got an error, then you tried again and it said Success? Did you check the bank to see if payment was sent?
#2433 [18:40] <guenther> and the transaction via direct charge isnt possible
#2434 [18:40] <guenther> then i got a success
#2435 [18:40] <MGgoose> im gonna restart and see if it works
#2436 [18:40] <Thrae> guenther: If you got an error the first time you tried, trying again will usually give a "Success!" message when nothing actually happened (it's a bug with Moneybookers)
#2437 [18:41] <guenther> my bank isnt open right now. it is abou 00:40 here
#2438 [18:41] <guenther> *t
#2439 [18:41] <Thrae> guenther: Don't have online banking to check your balance? Well then you'll have to wait.
#2440 [18:41] <guenther> shit
#2441 [18:41] <Thrae> guenther: Most likely the payment did NOT go through.
#2442 [18:41] <guenther> well...thanks
#2443 [18:41] <guenther> bye
#2444 [18:42] <guenther> and why not?
#2445 [18:42] <Thrae> guenther: Check with your bank
#2446 [18:42] <guenther> k
#2447 [18:46] <lemon-rev> back, for the moment
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#2452 [18:55] <geccypharos> having... minecraft... withdrawal symptoms
#2453 [18:55] <geccypharos> :(
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#2456 [18:56] <montezuma> !paid Nachlingerater
#2457 [18:56] <mr_pants> hey!!!!! do you know how to save a map on a flash drive with premium???? sorry about your withdrawl
#2458 [18:57] <montezuma> !paid fangedgameer
#2459 [18:57] <Chris> !paid montezuma
#2460 [18:57] <Chris> yeah, that shut you up :P
#2461 [18:57] <montezuma> Lol im Fangedgameer
#2462 [18:57] <Chris> !paid Fangedgameer
#2463 [18:57] <Chris> ...
#2464 [18:57] <montezuma> Like no joke
#2465 [18:57] <lemon-rev> mr_pants i belive theres a newish mod that allows you to download whatever part of a server you happen to be on and convert it into a single player one
#2466 [18:57] <Chris> i've paid it twice so...
#2467 [18:57] <Chris> !paid Notch
#2468 [18:57] * AuBot kicked Chris from #minecrafthelp (Reason: hris :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#2469 [18:57] <montezuma> Twice?
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#2472 [18:57] <montezuma> HH
#2473 [18:57] <Chris> yeah, like that deserves a kick
#2474 [18:58] <montezuma> I wanna try
#2475 [18:58] <montezuma> !paid Notch
#2476 [18:58] * AuBot kicked montezuma from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ontezuma :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#2477 [18:58] <lemon-rev> lol
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#2479 [18:58] <geccypharos> !paid geccypharos
#2480 [18:58] <Chris> awkward moment when he hasn't paid for it, he hacked himself an account to get everyone elses money
#2481 [18:58] <montezuma> Lol
#2482 [18:58] <montezuma> !paid Chris
#2483 [18:58] <Chris> !paid chrisward
#2484 [18:58] <Chris> !paid ICanHasHugsssss
#2485 [18:59] <Chris> I've bought it twice b*tch :P
#2486 [18:59] <Chris> now, why so laggy, second account?
#2487 [18:59] <montezuma> !paid mib_jcbz8i
#2488 [18:59] <Chris> !paid ICanHasHugsssss
#2489 [18:59] <Chris> lol
#2490 [18:59] <Chris> I think it doesn't like me any more
#2491 [18:59] <montezuma> Ive bought it once, when it was 25
#2492 [18:59] <montezuma> now its 20
#2493 [18:59] <montezuma> fml
#2494 [18:59] <Chris> !paid ICanHasHugsssss
#2495 [18:59] <Chris> much better
#2496 [19:00] <montezuma> haha
#2497 [19:00] <montezuma> !paid Herobrine
#2498 [19:00] <montezuma> Yeah :P
#2499 [19:00] <montezuma> !paid Israphel
#2500 [19:00] <Chris> !paid EvilSeph
#2501 [19:01] <Chris> !paid AuBot
#2502 [19:01] <montezuma> !paid simo_145
#2503 [19:01] <montezuma> Dam'
#2504 [19:01] <TheNoodle> Stop with the !paid guys.
#2505 [19:01] <lemon-rev> please stop spamming the channel dudes
#2506 [19:01] <Chris> the bot paid for a minecraft account?
#2507 [19:01] <Chris> okay noodle
#2508 [19:01] <montezuma> K
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#2510 [19:01] <TheNoodle> No chris, I paid for the bots account.
#2511 [19:02] <Chris> ah... why?
#2512 [19:02] <MGgoose> lemon-rev the pop up still happens in the same java error window
#2513 [19:03] <lemon-rev> MGgoose even after updated video drivers :(
#2514 [19:03] <TheNoodle> Well wug uses the wugbot account for various purposes, and Kealper is just awesome.
#2515 [19:03] * Chris slaps TheNoodle around a bit with a slimy trout
#2515 [19:03] <lemon-rev> TheNoodle have you seen MGgoose < error before,
#2516 [19:03] <TheNoodle> ewwww
#2517 [19:03] <Chris> does wugbot have an account too?
#2518 [19:03] <Chris> lol
#2519 [19:03] <TheNoodle> lemon-rev, I don't know, where is it? :P
#2520 [19:04] <TheNoodle> !paid wugbot
#2521 [19:04] <lemon-rev> issue "CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42"
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#2523 [19:04] <MGgoose> "CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42" in a popup java window black error backround with white text
#2524 [19:04] <Chris> man, peope have too much money
#2525 [19:05] <TheNoodle> Chris, Some of my users like to donate minecraft giftcodes for lols.
#2526 [19:05] <Chris> haha okay :P
#2527 [19:05] <Jammy> what do giftcodes do?
#2528 [19:06] <MGgoose> TheNoodle and lemon-rev any ideas??
#2529 [19:06] <TheNoodle> I've never seen that error before.
#2530 [19:06] <lemon-rev> nope not now, :(
#2531 [19:06] <TheNoodle> Looks like it's a problem with ram allocation on a 64bit system.
#2532 [19:07] <Jammy> make sure you have latest version of java
#2533 [19:07] * Chris slaps TheNoodle's players around a bit with a slimy trout xP
#2533 [19:07] <Kealper> yay, i'm awesome! \o/
#2534 [19:07] <MGgoose> when the game crashes it goes to a clouded white minecraft screen and a window says "Java SE Bianary has stopped working."
#2535 [19:08] <Kealper> speaking of aubot's minecraft account, i've got to make a skin for aubot
#2536 [19:08] <MGgoose> Jammy i have the latest version 1.06.27
#2537 [19:08] <TheNoodle> lol Kealper.
#2538 [19:09] * Jammy wonders how his version is 1.7.0 if 1.06.27 is MGgoose's version
#2538 [19:09] <Jammy> you on windows 64bit?
#2539 [19:09] <MGgoose> no windows vista 32-bit
#2540 [19:09] <Kealper> Jammy: Java has a version 1.7 out, but Java 1.6 update 27 is still what Oracle recommends, due to compatibility reasons
#2541 [19:10] <Jammy> vista is probably the problem >:P
#2542 [19:10] <Jammy> it'll break anything :)
#2543 [19:10] <Kealper> as such, we also recommend Java 1.6 update 27 (also called version 6 update 27), although Java 1.7 does work with Minecraft
#2544 [19:10] <Jammy> didn't realise i'd updated to anything not recommended :/
#2545 [19:10] <MGgoose> on my other computer it will work fine
#2546 [19:11] <Jammy> sure i pulled it from Sun without it saying anything
#2547 [19:11] <Jammy> but then i pulled half the development stuff as well so they generally expect you to be working forward rather than backward :)
#2548 [19:12] <Jammy> I still say update Java :)
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#2550 [19:14] <MGgoose> most of what i seen points to the wrong java installed though but i install the recommended version
#2551 [19:15] <Jammy> it runs fine on 1.7 so try 1.7 :)
#2552 [19:16] <Kealper> might i inquire....
#2553 [19:16] <Kealper> what error is MGgoose getting?
#2554 [19:16] <MGgoose> CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42
#2555 [19:16] <MGgoose> in a java error window
#2556 [19:17] <Jammy> is there a way of telling java to run in 64bit? and would it let him do it on a 32 bit machine? :P
#2557 [19:17] <Kealper> MGgoose: how much ram does your computer have, are you launching Minecraft with any specific parameters, and are you using 64 bit java or 32 bit java?
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#2559 [19:17] <MGgoose> wait... how do i see what bit java i have?? its 32 bit vista on an HP Pavillion
#2560 [19:17] <Kealper> then 32 bit java
#2561 [19:18] <Kealper> how much ram does your computer have? atleast 2GB?
#2562 [19:18] <MGgoose> where do i go on my comp to find what bit java i have?? 2942mb of ram
#2563 [19:18] <Jammy> also are you running through client or webbrowser
#2564 [19:19] <MGgoose> though the client
#2565 [19:19] <Kealper> hmm...try through the browser
#2566 [19:19] <Jammy> i think it will only allow you to have 32bit java on a 32 bit machine, doubt sun/oracle made a mistake that large :P
#2567 [19:19] <MGgoose> it blackscreens immediatly
#2568 [19:20] <MGgoose> for the browser viersion
#2569 [19:20] <Jammy> got any antivirus?
#2570 [19:20] <Jammy> if so check it's black list incase it's blocking something in not feeling inclined to let you know
#2571 [19:21] <Kealper> MGgoose: open the browser version, when it goes to the black screen, leave it there and tell me
#2572 [19:21] <Kealper> i'll give you further instructions
#2573 [19:21] <MGgoose> yeah i have norton and microsoft essentals and macaffe
#2574 [19:21] <Jammy> errr
#2575 [19:21] <Jammy> sorry you have 3 antivirus installed on same machine?
#2576 [19:22] <Kealper> MGgoose: you should only have one antivirus software installed....having more than one does not make you more safe, it only hurts your computer in the long run...i would recommend keeping Microsoft Security Essentials and uninstalling Norton and McAfee
#2577 [19:22] <Kealper> MGgoose: but that is probably not the cause of said problems...
#2578 [19:23] <MGgoose> and malwarebyes
#2579 [19:23] <MGgoose> im at the browser version
#2580 [19:23] <Jammy> 3 antivirus will leave your computer in tug of war state, suprised computer runs at all :P
#2581 [19:23] <MGgoose> OH............
#2582 [19:23] <Kealper> MGgoose: look at the bottom right of you screen, by the clock part
#2583 [19:24] <Kealper> MGgoose: do you see a little coffee cup icon?
#2584 [19:24] <MGgoose> yeah the java icon
#2585 [19:24] <Kealper> right click that and select Open 1.6_27 Console
#2586 [19:24] <Kealper> or something to that effect
#2587 [19:24] <MGgoose> ok its open
#2588 [19:25] <Kealper> click the Copy button, and then go to http://pastebin.com
#2589 [19:25] <Kealper> when you go to that web site, paste in what you just copied into the edit spot, click submit, then copy the URL it took you to and give us that URL
#2590 [19:25] <lemon-rev> kealper i got him to update his video drivers but that didnt seem to help
#2591 [19:26] * Kealper wants to see java's output for himself
#2591 [19:26] <MGgoose> http://pastebin.com/xCPGWhhU thats the url
#2592 [19:26] <Kealper> TheNoodle: http://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/AuBot.png :P
#2593 [19:26] <TheNoodle> :D
#2594 [19:27] <Kealper> hmm...
#2595 [19:27] <MGgoose> good skin!! thats almost as good as my 3117 3v1L R08o7
#2596 [19:27] <MGgoose> i have no mods installed
#2597 [19:27] <Kealper> MGgoose: try running the client again, but this time right click on it and click "Run as Administrator"
#2598 [19:28] <MGgoose> i am running 1.9.3 pre but i will downgrade to 1.8.1 if it helps
#2599 [19:28] <Kealper> shouldn't matter too much
#2600 [19:28] <Kealper> that error doesn't look 1.9-related
#2601 [19:28] <MGgoose> Kealper there is no run as admin option
#2602 [19:28] <Kealper> O.o
#2603 [19:29] <Kealper> hold the shift key down while right clicking then
#2604 [19:29] <MGgoose> this is a OLD error
#2605 [19:29] <Kealper> see if that brings it up
#2606 [19:29] <MGgoose> same options
#2607 [19:29] <Kealper> o.O
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#2609 [19:29] <Kealper> you are trying to run the exe again, and not the browser version right? lol
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#2611 [19:30] <MGgoose> oh you told me to leave the browser one open for now
#2612 [19:30] <Kealper> oh, sorry, you can close that now lol
#2613 [19:30] <MGgoose> i'll open the client and close the browser
#2614 [19:31] <Kealper> i only wanted that so i could see why it wasn't starting, and the real problem seems to be that it's unable to write the temporary things it needs to start right
#2615 [19:31] <MGgoose> oh
#2616 [19:31] <Kealper> so i'm thinking it might be a security permissions issue
#2617 [19:31] <MGgoose> how do i fix it?
#2618 [19:31] <Kealper> and Vista/7 both have something called User Account Control enabled by default, which runs programs with less permissions than XP would
#2619 [19:32] <Kealper> first try running it like i said with the Run as Admin thing
#2620 [19:32] <Kealper> the exe, that is
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#2622 [19:32] <MGgoose> how? just go back to the browser to bring it up
#2623 [19:33] <Kealper> no, try running the downloaded client again, not the browser
#2624 [19:33] <Kealper> but instead of double-clicking the downloaded client, right click it and select Run as Administrator instead
#2625 [19:35] <Thunder7102_> how do you save your world as an admin?
#2626 [19:35] <Kealper> Thunder7102_: from ingame, to force the server to save to disk?
#2627 [19:35] <Thunder7102_> yes, or a setting I where I can make it save automatically
#2628 [19:35] <Iridium> ./save all works for me
#2629 [19:35] <Iridium> not sure if that's because of mods though
#2630 [19:36] <Kealper> Thunder7102_: not automatically by default, but if you are ingame and a server op, you can type /save-all
#2631 [19:36] <Kealper> Thunder7102_: but if you are on the server's console, you can just type save-all
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#2634 [19:36] <Iridium> that's what i meant to say
#2635 [19:37] <claude> hey i need help with the new update of minecraft
#2636 [19:37] <Guest57221> anyine
#2637 [19:37] <Iridium> is there a vertical repeater that works downwards?
#2638 [19:37] <Kealper> Iridium: yes, it's a bit different to make though
#2639 [19:37] <MGgoose> ok kelper its running as admin
#2640 [19:37] <Kealper> MGgoose: and it's working?
#2641 [19:38] <mib_p4zt5f> hi im trying to play classic but it stops after the Java approval windows what can i do :(
#2642 [19:38] <MGgoose> well idk but what if it doesnt cause i gtg soon
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#2644 [19:38] <Fiya> Iridium: i only know 2x1 ones
#2645 [19:38] <Kealper> MGgoose: if it doesn't...well then i'm slightly out of ideas, as that's the only thing i can think of that would be throwing that sort of error
#2646 [19:38] <MGgoose> k gtg
#2647 [19:38] <Iridium> that'll do, how do i make those?
#2648 [19:39] <Kealper> Iridium: those are the ones i was thinking of as well, hold on let me look
#2649 [19:39] <mib_p4zt5f> well the screen is blank mabey we need a new graphics card
#2650 [19:39] <Iridium> thanks
#2651 [19:39] <Fiya> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/File:Redstone1x2down.png
#2652 [19:39] <Kealper> mib_p4zt5f: before going out and buying a new graphics card, make sure your graphics drivers are up to date, and your java is up to date
#2653 [19:39] <Kealper> it seems Fiya ninja'd me to that :P
#2654 [19:40] <Thunder7102_> oh, it saves automatically. Oh, and is there a command to set the original spawn for new players?
#2655 [19:40] <Ketsueki> Thunder7102_: if you're using a level editor yes
#2656 [19:40] <Fiya> :p
#2657 [19:40] <Kealper> Thunder7102_: no, you would have to use something like NBTEdit or MCEdit to change it while the server was not running
#2658 [19:40] <Ketsueki> Though I only know it's possible.
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#2660 [19:41] <Thunder7102_> I am in creative mode, so I doubt that counts. :P
#2661 [19:41] <mib_p4zt5f> we have the newest OSX lion it came with the newest java but a 55 bit graphics card
#2662 [19:41] <Kealper> hmmm....
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#2664 [19:41] <TheNoodle> ummm...
#2665 [19:41] <TheNoodle> kealper, mind if I use a factoid on your user? :P
#2666 [19:41] <Kealper> mib_p4zt5f: make sure to check the software update thing to make sure everything is up to date, if it's a mac
#2667 [19:42] <Kealper> TheNoodle: a what on my what? lol
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#2669 [19:42] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#2670 [19:42] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to an update in the version of OpenGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is released. Please be patient, as this is not the fault of Mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS's running the latest version of important software.
#2671 [19:42] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
#2672 [19:43] <Kealper> oh...derp
#2673 [19:43] <Kealper> mib already they are running osx 10.7
#2674 [19:43] <Kealper> wouldn't be that issue
#2675 [19:43] <Kealper> and it's classic they are tyring
#2676 [19:43] <TheNoodle> derp.
#2677 [19:43] <Kealper> trying*
#2678 [19:43] <TheNoodle> Ignore me ^_^
#2679 [19:43] <TheNoodle> Been up all night
#2680 [19:43] * Kealper grants TheNoodle a pass
#2680 [19:44] <mib_p4zt5f> heres my system spcs Model Name: iMac Model Identifier: iMac12,1 Processor Name: Intel Core i5 Processor Speed: 2.5 GHz Number of Processors: 1 Total Number of Cores: 4 L2 Cache (per Core): 256 KB L3 Cache: 6 MB Memory: 4 GB Boot ROM Version: IM121.0047.B0A SMC Version (system): 1.71f22 Serial Number (system): C02FW8FEDHJF Hardware UU
#2681 [19:45] <Kealper> hmmmm....
#2682 [19:45] <mib_p4zt5f> well I guess il play warcraft instaed
#2683 [19:46] <Kealper> mib_p4zt5f: have you checked to make sure you have no updates that need to be installed? because there is no reason it shouldn't work on that computer unless it's drivers were not updated
#2684 [19:46] <Kealper> bah
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#2688 [19:50] <gajufra> Hi - Minedraft was working on my laptop, but the browsers weren't. Now the browsers work, but minecraft wont. Getting an open GL error. I've updated the driver, but no change. Help!
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#2690 [19:52] <TheNoodle> :O
#2691 [19:52] <TheNoodle> Kealper added a mindreading function to aubot!
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#2694 [19:56] <gajufra> Hi - Minedraft was working on my laptop, but the browsers weren't. Now the browsers work, but minecraft wont. Getting an open GL error. I've updated the driver, but no change. Help!
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#2696 [20:06] <gajufra> no one is able to help tonight?
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#2700 [20:12] <mib_zklwrh> i need help
#2701 [20:12] <frogmella> i need help
#2702 [20:12] <mib_zklwrh> i need help
#2703 [20:13] <mib_zklwrh> my game keeps crashing
#2704 [20:13] <frogmella> it always says i have a bad video game card
#2705 [20:13] <mib_zklwrh> mine just says Mojang and then crashes
#2706 [20:14] <mib_zklwrh> AuBot
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#2708 [20:14] <mib_zklwrh> heeelp me
#2709 [20:14] <frogmella> you fag
#2710 [20:14] * AuBot kicked frogmella from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rogmella :Please keep it civil.)
#2711 [20:15] <mib_zklwrh> AuBot help me
#2712 [20:15] <mib_zklwrh> help
#2713 [20:15] <VoxelHead> mib_zklwrh: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#2714 [20:15] <lemon-rev> mib_zklwrh autobot is a autobot its a bot , not a person
#2715 [20:15] <lemon-rev> lol,
#2716 [20:16] <lemon-rev> doh aubot is not a person, dammit, stop being one :P
#2717 [20:16] <mib_zklwrh> AuBot my game keeps crashing
#2718 [20:17] <TheNoodle> Kealper, stoppit :P
#2719 [20:17] <mib_zklwrh> ha
#2720 [20:17] <mib_zklwrh> ha
#2721 [20:17] <mib_zklwrh> ha
#2722 [20:17] <TheNoodle> You'll confuse the mibs >.>
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#2724 [20:17] <mib_zklwrh> me need help
#2725 [20:17] <chris> ?? dont/spam
#2726 [20:17] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
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#2730 [20:32] <Aphexan> howdy everyone
#2731 [20:32] <JohnEBH> Hai there.
#2732 [20:33] <Aphexan> Anyone know what to do when I cant join my minecraft server because of a "communication error", and the serverwindow keeps spamming about sorcefiles 29 and 37 and "creating new properties file", although nothing happends in the folder?
#2733 [20:33] <Aphexan> or well noone can join my server..
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#2735 [20:34] <mib_ddq7hi> after i log in the screen goes black.
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#2737 [20:35] <JohnEBH> ??> Aphexan smp/serversetup
#2738 [20:35] <VoxelHead> Aphexan: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#2739 [20:35] <VoxelHead> Aphexan: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2740 [20:35] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_ddq7hi win/reinst
#2741 [20:35] <VoxelHead> mib_ddq7hi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2742 [20:35] <VoxelHead> mib_ddq7hi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2743 [20:35] <Aphexan> ok, thanks! :)
#2744 [20:36] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- Np <:
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#2746 [20:38] <Aphexan> hm no luck so far... Thing is everything worked fine earlier today :/
#2747 [20:39] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- Have you tried to start a new server and copying the map files over?
#2748 [20:40] <Aphexan> I havent tried copying over the maps, but i deleted everything except for the maps and ran the server application again, but it hasn't generated any new files in there for some reason
#2749 [20:41] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- Redownload the server file and make a new server
#2750 [20:41] <Aphexan> Tried that too :/
#2751 [20:42] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- In a different folder without using the old map?
#2752 [20:42] <Aphexan> Hm that I have not done! But the server installs to the same folder automatically, or do you just mean to put the install somewhere else?
#2753 [20:43] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- Place the server file in another folder and launch it there. It should create new files including the map and config
#2754 [20:43] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- If it works, try replacing the world there with the one you currently play on
#2755 [20:43] <Aphexan> hold on, testing it now
#2756 [20:43] <JohnEBH> Aphexan- If it's a problem with the map (I doubt it) then ditch the map.
#2757 [20:45] <Aphexan> Huh great success :D Ok now lets hope like f that it isnt the map thats the problem because its the best one I've ever gotten and we've been working in it for almost two weeks, haha
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#2759 [20:46] <Aphexan> oh fuck wait, now I feel stupid, ahha
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#2765 [21:07] <yort> hello
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#2769 [21:09] <Guest72582> I get this error, how did i fix it ? 7fe0271
#2770 [21:09] <Guest72582> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
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#2775 [21:23] <CrusaderDeleters> We cannot tell from "Error"
#2776 [21:23] <guest-0-14428> anyone know how to reset my account. I believe that it has been hacked
#2777 [21:23] <CrusaderDeleters> greyvulpine? ping? :o
#2778 [21:24] <TheNoodle> guest-0-14428
#2779 [21:24] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#2780 [21:24] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#2781 [21:24] <CrusaderDeleters> Kool, someone else who can help
#2782 [21:25] <guest-0-14428> WugBot - thanks but the folks have reset the email address so we are not getting the email that is sent
#2783 [21:25] <WugBot> That factoid doesn't exist.
#2784 [21:25] <yort> After about 5 minutes of playing MC, it shuts down and i get the message "Java Platform SE Binary has stopped working" any way to help?
#2785 [21:26] <CrusaderDeleters> yort
#2786 [21:26] <CrusaderDeleters> reinstall Java
#2787 [21:26] <CrusaderDeleters> or just try again
#2788 [21:26] <yort> i already did, but that was a while ago so ill try again
#2789 [21:26] <TheNoodle> guest-0-14428: use http://minecraft.net/support
#2790 [21:27] <CrusaderDeleters> Kk
#2791 [21:27] <TheNoodle> ?
#2792 [21:27] <TheNoodle> I was talking to guest-0-14428.
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#2794 [21:30] <yort> what's the link to where i can download the correct java?
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#2796 [21:30] <guest-0-14428> <TheNoodle> --- Thanks very much
#2797 [21:30] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#2798 [21:31] <CrusaderDeleters> yort: java.com
#2799 [21:31] <yort> k
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#2803 [21:34] <JohnEBH> !ping
#2804 [21:34] <GreyBot> JohnEBH Your Ping time was 0.109 seconds.
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#2806 [21:37] <mukys> I CANT BUY MINECRAFT!!! RAWR!
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#2808 [21:38] <mukys> i tried a PRE paid visa but all it said was YOUR CARD S DISABLED FOR 24 HOURS! then i tried my dads matercard and the same thing happend WHYY!!!!!
#2809 [21:39] <Thrae> mukys: Try using Paypal instead of Moneybookers
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#2811 [21:40] <Thrae> mukys: There's a link when you select Paypal to pay without a Paypal account.
#2812 [21:40] <Thunder7102> How can I cut down on lag on my server? I'm running a quad core processor and 6GB of RAM with a decent internet. My friend says the server lags for him
#2813 [21:40] <Thrae> Thunder7102: Has your friend tried other servers with similar tests?
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#2816 [21:45] <akumaru2> so... do i just ask away?
#2817 [21:46] <akumaru2> i need help running minecraft, i keeps saying pixel format not accelerated
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#2823 [21:51] <mib_7r82ng> i need help
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#2825 [21:52] <Iridium> if i have 2 sticky pistons stacked ontop of eachother with 2 layers of sand on top, will that sand cut out the power to the top piston?
#2826 [21:53] <xorcon> oBCD
#2827 [21:53] <xorcon> i need help installing game on imac
#2828 [21:53] <xorcon> it won't load
#2829 [21:54] <xorcon> i bought game andi stilll says i haven bought it it has been 24 hours
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#2831 [21:54] <xorcon> help
#2832 [21:54] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#2833 [21:55] <xorcon> i can not dpwnload game on my imac, i dont know why
#2834 [21:55] <xorcon> i bought game wiht credit card and it says i still have not bought game
#2835 [21:56] <xorcon> it has been 24 hours
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#2838 [22:06] <mukys> i tried a PRE paid visa but all it said was YOUR CARD S DISABLED FOR 24 HOURS! then i tried my dads matercard and the same thing happend WHYY!!!!!
#2839 [22:06] <mukys> help
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#2841 [22:10] <CrusaderDeleters> yort: has it worked for you?
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#2843 [22:10] <CrusaderDeleters> I am guessing so, since I had not talked to you for 40 minutes XP
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#2845 [22:17] <InnerCrayon> Hello? is someone there who can help me?
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#2847 [22:20] <Thunder7102> Thrae, he has. His comp has 16GB of RAM and an 8core processor with good speed. What can I change on mine to optimize speed and reduce lag?
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#2851 [22:29] <saz> hi i need help with my minecraft i think i deleted some things from the folders, now its not letting me play at all, can someone help?
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#2855 [22:38] <whidgle> I need help with something for linux.
#2856 [22:39] <whidgle> While i play the game, if im fighting a mob, or any other thing that requires me to click and drag rapidly, the mouse will detach from the crosshairs, and cause problems.
#2857 [22:40] <whidgle> Can someone on here please help?
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#2865 [23:01] <yort> hello? is someone available?
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#2868 [23:05] <MGgoose> hey lemon-rev it didn't work... :(
#2869 [23:06] <MGgoose> anyone here know how to fix this java bug that causes minecraft to crash? CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42
#2870 [23:06] <MGgoose> CreateRMSystemSurface: __glNvRmAllocMemory64 failed 42
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#2873 [23:09] <fenster> can i get help with testing a server?
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#2875 [23:10] <human> im unable to use minecraft...i bought it, installed it, but i cannot run it..when i tried to runit in browser it just showed java loading and then the screen went white and had error in the top left corner...does anyone know whats wrong?
#2876 [23:11] <peru> what happened when you doubleclicked the exe
#2877 [23:13] <human> it brought up the screen, and i tried logging in and it said "can't connect to minecraft.net"
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#2879 [23:13] <JohnEBH> ??> human error/cantconnect
#2880 [23:13] <VoxelHead> human: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2881 [23:13] <VoxelHead> human: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2882 [23:14] <human> im reinstalling java
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#2884 [23:15] <human> how can you check to make sure the system time is correct?
#2885 [23:15] <noobercake> is anyone else having trouble with mincraft not connecting?
#2886 [23:15] <human> me -.-
#2887 [23:16] <JohnEBH> human- The time at the bottom right of your screen?
#2888 [23:16] <human> oh haha, i thought it was something a little more indepth, yea thats right
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#2890 [23:17] <JohnEBH> Just to verify, try logging in on the website. So that you know your account works. =P
#2891 [23:17] <human> i did a few minutes ago
#2892 [23:17] <JohnEBH> Sometimes it's a temporary issue, try again later
#2893 [23:17] <human> k
#2894 [23:17] <JohnEBH> And if all else fails
#2895 [23:17] <JohnEBH> ??> Channel Win/Reinst/Bat
#2896 [23:17] <VoxelHead> Channel: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2897 [23:17] <VoxelHead> Channel: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
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#2899 [23:18] <human> ok
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#2901 [23:21] <human> i pulled up my minecraft launcher and it doesnt come up witht he actual text, it pops up with only 2 lines of html coding..?
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#2903 [23:22] <yort> hello is there someone available to assist me
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#2905 [23:23] <IDK47> For me, the launcher opens...but the window is frozen so I can't log in or do anything. I also cannot play in browser (possibly a java problem?)
#2906 [23:23] <GuessWho117> Damn, where should I go to get help buying MineCraft?
#2907 [23:24] <human> what do you need help with on it...
#2908 [23:24] <human> you can go to minecraft.net
#2909 [23:25] <human> go to store, and put in your billing information
#2910 [23:25] <GuessWho117> Yeah I have put my card# in but it will not approve it
#2911 [23:25] <peru> it has to be internet card not all card have this feature
#2912 [23:26] <GuessWho117> I have it on my Xbox live account and Steam but doesn't work on here?
#2913 [23:27] <peru> it should work then
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#2915 [23:29] <IDK47> minecraft runs off java 32 bit, yes?
#2916 [23:29] <GuessWho117> Yeah, but it doesn't :/
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