#1 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you're downloading minecraft.jar from the website
#2 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Not that I'm aware of.
#3 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> Do you have access to the server's world files?
#4 [00:00] <clarjon1> CosmicVoyager: only if the server owner will let you get that stuff
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#7 [00:06] <Planck> In theory you could modify the client to take snapshots of anything your client loads. No idea if anyone has done this in practice.
#8 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> Haven't heard of any
#9 [00:06] <slimer> nothing happened
#10 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Did you get the command prompt that opened up?
#11 [00:07] <slimer> no
#12 [00:07] <slimer> followed directions exactly
#13 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> You double clicked on the .bat file that you made, that had two lines in it?
#14 [00:08] <slimer> yes
#15 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#16 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> and pause
#17 [00:09] <slimer> yes
#18 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> No black window popped up at all? Not even for a split second?
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#20 [00:12] <slimer> nope
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#25 [00:18] <yoshi> Hello my minecraft has crashed could you help me?
#26 [00:20] <slimer> wait, how do i make it a .bat file?
#27 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> File -> save as -> File type -> "All files".
#28 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> Name the file as anything you want, that ends in .bat
#29 [00:23] <TheNytangel> yoshi, just start it up again..
#30 [00:23] <slimer> k, a black window poped up
#31 [00:23] <slimer> *popped up
#32 [00:24] <slimer> now what?
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#34 [00:26] <slimer> hello?
#35 [00:28] <slimer> hellooooooooooooooooooooooo????????????????///
#36 [00:30] <slimer> help?
#37 [00:30] <VoxelHead> slimer: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#38 [00:30] <slimer> what happened to GreyVulpine
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#40 [00:33] <lemon-rev> prob got board
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#42 [00:35] * Wug just thwarted a hardware keylogger attack like a boss
#42 [00:35] <Wug> gained control of the device and everything
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#44 [00:39] <mib_uwtb69> can anyone help me
#45 [00:40] <mib_uwtb69> hello
#46 [00:41] <mib_uwtb69> hello anyone there
#47 [00:41] <Wug> ask a question
#48 [00:41] <Wug> theres 160 people here
#49 [00:42] <mib_uwtb69> ok
#50 [00:42] <mib_uwtb69> it says can't reach server
#51 [00:43] <mib_uwtb69> hello
#52 [00:43] <mib_uwtb69> wug u there
#53 [00:43] <Wug> server's probably offline
#54 [00:44] <mib_uwtb69> the ip is minecraft.scottshacks.com
#55 [00:44] <Wug> !check minecraft.scottshacks.com
#56 [00:44] <Wug> its either offline or crashed
#57 [00:44] <mib_uwtb69> it says its 24/7
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#59 [00:45] <mib_uwtb69> its been off for 2 days
#60 [00:45] <Kealper> then it's stuck in a state of half-working-ness
#61 [00:45] <Wug> did you forget the port number
#62 [00:45] <mib_uwtb69> whats a port number
#63 [00:46] <mib_uwtb69> wug u there
#64 [00:47] <mib_uwtb69> would the clouds have anything to do with it
#65 [00:47] <Wug> its probably just offline, try again tomorrow
#66 [00:48] <mib_uwtb69> ok and why do no mods work on my minecraft it just gos black
#67 [00:49] <mib_uwtb69> dude u there
#68 [00:49] <Wug> we don't provide mod help. search on youtube
#69 [00:50] <mib_uwtb69> but y would it go black
#70 [00:51] <mib_uwtb69> anyone
#71 [00:52] <mib_uwtb69> do u know any severs
#72 [00:52] <mib_uwtb69> hello
#73 [00:53] <mib_uwtb69> answer
#74 [00:53] <mib_uwtb69> answer
#75 [00:53] <mib_uwtb69> answer
#76 [00:54] <mib_uwtb69> loser u on (wug)
#77 [00:55] <mib_uwtb69> bye loser
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#80 [01:16] <Gazionetadmin> hey when will 1.9 come out>
#81 [01:16] <Gazionetadmin> *out>
#82 [01:16] <Gazionetadmin> *out?
#83 [01:16] <lemon-rev> prob next month but no garentie
#84 [01:17] <lemon-rev> theres pre release 194 if you want to get that, but we dont support it here
#85 [01:17] <Gazionetadmin> hey what was added in 1.9 prerelease 4 and how are you?
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#87 [01:17] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin i think youll have to look at minecraft wikki
#88 [01:17] <Gazionetadmin> also on my server last night someone joined with lots of bots
#89 [01:17] <Gazionetadmin> flooding up spots
#90 [01:18] <Gazionetadmin> so no one else can join
#91 [01:18] <Gazionetadmin> the server is in online mode
#92 [01:18] <Gazionetadmin> so how is that possible?
#93 [01:18] <lemon-rev> so long as anything is online, if someones got the ability they will and can do it
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#95 [01:19] <Gazionetadmin> then after i banned them all came back with join quit spam trying to crash my server
#96 [01:19] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin more like a ddos attack its spam, and yes they can do it, only way you can stop it maybe is though the firewall if your the server admin
#97 [01:20] <Gazionetadmin> my server is ran by redstonehosting.net
#98 [01:20] <lemon-rev> then email the hosting group and tell them to block the ip
#99 [01:22] <Gazionetadmin> there useing proxysites
#100 [01:23] <Gazionetadmin> all different ips probley from hackforums.net
#101 [01:23] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin then i can only hope your hosting company can prevent them from further attack, you will have to email them letting them know you want it stoped i belive though
#102 [01:24] <CrusaderDeleters> Alright, Anyone needs help? :D
#103 [01:26] <Gazionetadmin> after the full version of minecraft is out will notch continue making updates? with new fetures?
#104 [01:26] <lemon-rev> no one will know, we can only cross our fingers
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#106 [01:27] <Gazionetadmin> oh yeah how do you make animals spawn if im on a island?
#107 [01:27] <lemon-rev> you cant unless you have a mod that has a spawner
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#109 [01:28] <Gazionetadmin> when will bosses be added and are they going to be added
#110 [01:29] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin we arnt mojang i cant not answer that, biggest boss we have so far is a dragon in whatnot world enderworld or what ever the hell place it is
#111 [01:30] <CrusaderDeleters> <01:27:28> <Gazionetadmin> oh yeah how do you make animals spawn if im on a island? Just make a portal, get a D sword, then kill piggiemen.
#112 [01:30] <uberman> My screen goes black when I load my world can you help me with this
#113 [01:30] <Gazionetadmin> you get nothing you want
#114 [01:30] <Gazionetadmin> though
#115 [01:30] <Gazionetadmin> i ment i need meat on 1.9
#116 [01:30] <lemon-rev> uberman so you can get to the menu correct ?
#117 [01:31] <uberman> yes
#118 [01:31] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin then feed two pigs wheet make em love eatch other and wait a while and kill lots of piggies
#119 [01:31] <Gazionetadmin> but theres no places near by
#120 [01:31] <lemon-rev> Gazionetadmin then start a new map
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#123 [01:34] <uberman> Anyone know how to fix the glitch when your screen goes black when ur loading the world
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#126 [01:34] <is-it-down> it minecraft.net down? it wont oad?
#127 [01:35] <lemon-rev> is-it-down go to minecraft.net and login and click in broswer
#128 [01:35] <uberman> idk same happend with me
#129 [01:35] <lemon-rev> uberman sorry totally forgot you, make sure java.com < java is uptodat
#130 [01:35] <lemon-rev> e
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#132 [01:35] <is-it-down> uh
#133 [01:35] <guest-811446-45480> Er, how do I change my name? XD
#134 [01:36] <uberman> alright lemon thanks
#135 [01:36] <lemon-rev> guest-811446-45480 /nick
#136 [01:36] <LemonSkin> Cheers
#137 [01:36] <LemonSkin> Uhh, I was wondering if anyone here has any experience with adding Buildcraft to a server?
#138 [01:37] <lemon-rev> LemonSkin you realise that some mods arnt or dont work with servers atm, so read up on the fourms for that info
#139 [01:37] <LemonSkin> Yeah, Buildcraft is SMP. I've just had absolutely no experience with installing mods to servers.
#140 [01:37] <LemonSkin> I can't find any guides. QQ
#141 [01:38] <lemon-rev> LemonSkin we dont support it here
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#143 [01:38] <lemon-rev> should be on site, at least where you download the mod
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#145 [01:38] <TheNytangel> Well first of all, DON'T DELETE THE META-INF
#146 [01:38] <TheNytangel> Second, you have to install the client-side mod too
#147 [01:40] <TheNytangel> Then you just install all the mods for the server, preferably in the order it says
#148 [01:40] <LemonSkin> Wait, wait, wait
#149 [01:40] <LemonSkin> Sh**
#150 [01:40] <TheNytangel> ?
#151 [01:40] <LemonSkin> I need minecraft_server.jar, right? And then I place all the .class files for the server sections in that?
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#153 [01:40] <TheNytangel> Yes..?
#154 [01:40] <LemonSkin> And then all the client-sided files into minecraft.jar?
#155 [01:41] <LemonSkin> Mmmkay, I've been using Minecraft_Server.exe
#156 [01:41] <LemonSkin> :\
#157 [01:41] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, the client mod for that mod too, yes
#158 [01:41] <uberman> alright i checked and i have java version 6 update 27
#159 [01:41] <lemon-rev> uberman ok, so once updated try mc again
#160 [01:41] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, some mods you just need to put into the "mods" folder.. like industrial-craft. You just put in all the required mods into the server.jar, then put the industrial-craft mod into the mods folder
#161 [01:41] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, but only when it says to
#162 [01:42] <uberman> ok ill try brb
#163 [01:42] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, just because we don't support it, doesn't mean we can't help with it.. unless that's what they mean by "support it"
#164 [01:43] <LemonSkin> Ok, thank you so much, Nyt. :)
#165 [01:43] <lemon-rev> well support it, means not officaly
#166 [01:43] <lemon-rev> :P
#167 [01:43] <lemon-rev> but then again i dont know anything of mods appart from what i see in vids so im not care about mods :P
#168 [01:44] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, if you don't have the client-side mod that you have on the server, it will give you a bad packet id 230 or something.. or else just kick you from the server
#169 [01:44] <LemonSkin> Ah, ok. Well, I'm sorting it all out now. I'll test it in a minute.
#170 [01:45] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, trinkwasserspender?
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#172 [01:47] <lemon-rev> wtf lol, me no idear
#173 [01:47] <TheNytangel> Drinking water dispenser
#174 [01:47] <lemon-rev> lol prob garging on it lol
#175 [01:48] <uberman> im back and it still gave me a black screen
#176 [01:48] <lemon-rev> uberman windows ?
#177 [01:48] <uberman> what?
#178 [01:48] <TheNytangel> ?? os
#179 [01:48] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#180 [01:48] <[AJ]> lol
#181 [01:49] <uberman> oh yes i do have windows why?
#182 [01:49] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, you're a better door than a window
#183 [01:49] <lemon-rev> good
#184 [01:49] <lemon-rev> ??> uberman win/dxdiag
#185 [01:49] <VoxelHead> uberman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#186 [01:49] <VoxelHead> uberman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#187 [01:49] <lemon-rev> windows and r key windows key bewteen ctrl + alt
#188 [01:49] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, has he tried a win/reinst? He might have had mods and some config files still might be there..
#189 [01:50] <lemon-rev> true, i havent seen the dxdaig thouhg
#190 [01:50] <lemon-rev> might be video he seems he can get to the menu so im guessing its something close to either java or video
#191 [01:50] <lemon-rev> TheNytangel did he have mods ?
#192 [01:50] <JohnEBH> !check
#193 [01:50] <TheNytangel> Did you ask him?
#194 [01:51] <lemon-rev> lol,
#195 [01:51] <lemon-rev> no
#196 [01:51] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, that's what she said
#197 [01:51] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, not what you said.. what AuBot replied
#198 [01:53] <TheNytangel> Stupid Google, why don't you capitalize wednesday but you capitalize all the other days of the week
#199 [01:55] <LemonSkin> Hey, it says I need to start the server with more RAM by inputting the command 'java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar'
#200 [01:55] <LemonSkin> However, where do I input the command?
#201 [01:55] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, make a new .txt file (r-click and new txt file) and put that in there, save as, start.bat, all files, save
#202 [01:56] <LemonSkin> Ah, thanks. It didn't say to start it as a BAT xD
#203 [01:56] <TheNytangel> But you also need the path, did it tell you that?
#204 [01:57] <LemonSkin> Wouldn't you just put the .bat file in the same folder as minecraft_server.jar?
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#206 [01:57] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, yeah, that's what you do
#207 [01:57] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, read this, it will tell you you need Path: blah blah blah on the first line
#208 [01:57] <TheNytangel> ??> LemonSkin smp/serversetup
#209 [01:57] <VoxelHead> LemonSkin: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#210 [01:57] <VoxelHead> LemonSkin: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#211 [01:58] <LemonSkin> Ah, thanks.
#212 [01:58] <LemonSkin> Oh yeah, I read this for starting my vanilla server. I'll re-read it. :)
#213 [01:59] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, down in the "Starting the jar version without altering your system path" section
#214 [02:01] <LemonSkin> Oh wow, it's all loaded up
#215 [02:01] <LemonSkin> So how much memory does the default server load with?
#216 [02:01] <LemonSkin> 512mb or something?
#217 [02:02] <TheNytangel> Whatever you specified
#218 [02:02] <TheNytangel> Pfft
#219 [02:02] <TheNytangel> Who knows
#220 [02:02] <LemonSkin> Hahahah, ok
#221 [02:02] <LemonSkin> Well, I'm probs gonna run it off like 2gb, just in case
#222 [02:02] <LemonSkin> It's set to 1
#223 [02:02] <LemonSkin> But more RAM = less lag, right?
#224 [02:03] <TheNytangel> Depends on the internet connection too, but yeah
#225 [02:03] <TheNytangel> Have you port forwarded yet?
#226 [02:04] <LemonSkin> Yep, ports are forwarded
#227 [02:04] <LemonSkin> -Xms512M -Xmx1024M
#228 [02:04] <TheNytangel> And you installed buildcraft?
#229 [02:04] <LemonSkin> With that line
#230 [02:04] <LemonSkin> Yep, Buildcraft is all running
#231 [02:04] <LemonSkin> But with that line
#232 [02:04] <LemonSkin> Which one is safe to edit?
#233 [02:05] <TheNytangel> Dunno, read the wiki :P
#234 [02:05] <TheNytangel> 2.2.2 or 2.2.1?
#235 [02:05] <LemonSkin> Ah, silly me xD
#236 [02:05] <LemonSkin> 2.2.2
#237 [02:08] <lemon-rev> lol whered did uberman goto :(
#238 [02:09] <[AJ]> to the uber lair
#239 [02:12] <TheNytangel> !client
#240 [02:12] <LemonSkin> Ok, I'm off to test my server on my other PC
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#242 [02:12] <LemonSkin> Thanks for all the help, Nyt
#243 [02:12] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, IP? :P
#244 [02:12] <LemonSkin> 110.32.54.152
#245 [02:12] <LemonSkin> Try connecting to that
#246 [02:12] <LemonSkin> And tell me if it works
#247 [02:13] <TheNytangel> Is it on..
#248 [02:13] <Calinou> I'll try
#249 [02:13] <LemonSkin> Yeah
#250 [02:13] <TheNytangel> It doesn't work
#251 [02:13] <LemonSkin> Hmmm
#252 [02:13] <LemonSkin> That's a little odd
#253 [02:13] <LemonSkin> O.o
#254 [02:13] <TheNytangel> Did you port forward 25565?
#255 [02:13] <LemonSkin> Yep yep
#256 [02:13] <TheNytangel> Did you do it right..
#257 [02:13] <LemonSkin> I was playing last night with my friends
#258 [02:13] <LemonSkin> Yeah, I did D:
#259 [02:14] <Calinou> doesn't work
#260 [02:14] <LemonSkin> It was working perfectly last night
#261 [02:14] <Calinou> in TCP not UDP!
#262 [02:14] <LemonSkin> Hmmmm
#263 [02:14] <LemonSkin> Ah, I just did TCP/UDP
#264 [02:14] <Calinou> your IP maybe have changed maybe
#265 [02:14] <Calinou> doesn't matter
#266 [02:14] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, just TCP
#267 [02:14] <Calinou> as long as TCP is enabled
#268 [02:14] <TheNytangel> Minecraft, y u make my computer work hard
#269 [02:14] <LemonSkin> Mmmkay, give me like 10 mins. I'll go sort it out.
#270 [02:14] <Calinou> only use TCP/UDP when you are not sure
#271 [02:14] <LemonSkin> Yeah, I wasn't sure xD
#272 [02:14] <Calinou> !check 110.32.54.152
#273 [02:14] <TheNytangel> ?? smp/port
#274 [02:14] <VoxelHead> smp/port: TCP port 25565
#275 [02:15] <Calinou> !check 110.32.54.152:25565
#276 [02:15] <LemonSkin> Wait
#277 [02:15] <LemonSkin> I see the problem
#278 [02:15] <LemonSkin> IPV4 changed
#279 [02:15] <LemonSkin> QQ
#280 [02:16] <LemonSkin> Ok, try conecting now
#281 [02:16] <LemonSkin> 110.32.54.152
#282 [02:16] <LemonSkin> Hooray
#283 [02:18] <TheNytangel> LemonSkin, tons of lag..
#284 [02:18] <LemonSkin> :\
#285 [02:18] <LemonSkin> Oh well
#286 [02:18] <LemonSkin> It doesn't lag when my friends play
#287 [02:19] <LemonSkin> But then again, they all live in my area
#288 [02:21] <Gazionetadmin> is notch going to add appletrees
#289 [02:21] <Gazionetadmin> and coca trees
#290 [02:21] <TheNytangel> Then again, I live on a different continent. Then again, my download speed is 1Mbps and download is .6Mbps
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#292 [02:21] <LemonSkin> Hmmm
#293 [02:21] <Vin_> would like some cocaine now and then
#294 [02:21] <LemonSkin> Well, I dunno
#295 [02:21] <LemonSkin> :\
#296 [02:22] <LemonSkin> Anyway, I'm gonna go and play on my server, get some friends on
#297 [02:22] <LemonSkin> Thanks for all the help, Nyt. :)
#298 [02:22] <[AJ]> What is it that happens when I push f8 in pre4?
#299 [02:22] <[AJ]> I mean, it's slowish... kinda neat, but weird
#300 [02:23] <TheNytangel> [AJ], it's supposed to do that.. it's for machinatic stuff or whatever
#301 [02:23] <[AJ]> ah
#302 [02:23] <TheNytangel> Smooth movement in videos
#303 [02:27] <TheNytangel> I'm going to bed
#304 [02:27] <TheNytangel> I feel like I'm getting sick
#305 [02:32] <lemon-rev> well take something for it
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#307 [02:33] <[AJ]> like alcohol
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#310 [02:38] <Gazionetadmin> what do maps do
#311 [02:38] <Gazionetadmin> i don't even know how to use them
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#314 [02:55] <CrusaderDeleters> they record the terrain, and are... basically.... maps?
#315 [02:57] <Vin_> hold a map, or have it in inventory, and walk a distance on the world and see what it does
#316 [02:57] <Vin_> uncovers the black space as you move, just like in age of empires
#317 [02:57] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
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#321 [03:23] <Gazionetadmin> so what do maps do?
#322 [03:23] <Gazionetadmin> whats the point of them
#323 [03:23] <BlackGyver> Jesus christ, would you bother reading what they wrote ?
#324 [03:24] <BlackGyver> It maps an area on a piece of paper.
#325 [03:24] <BlackGyver> Like a map.
#326 [03:24] <JohnEBH> Gazionetadmin- http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Map_%28Item%29
#327 [03:24] <JohnEBH> >.>
#328 [03:25] <BlackGyver> If you still don't see the point of a map, I don't think anyone can help you go through that deep existential questioning.
#329 [03:25] <BlackGyver> A shrink, maybe.
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#332 [03:33] <auzzyboy> hello?
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#337 [03:38] <mib_jrj00r> can somebody help me installing minecraft
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#339 [03:40] <Dimaryp> Hey, I'm having some problems with Minecraft. I keep crashing. Like, it crashes my whole computer.
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#341 [03:49] <Somebody> Somebody can help with installing Minecraft.
#342 [03:49] <Somebody> But Somebody chooses not to.
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#344 [03:50] <Herkio> hey guys
#345 [03:50] <Herkio> i try to melon farm on the skyblock challenge, but i need to know:
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#347 [03:50] <Herkio> do melon blocks spawn slower when you only give the stam 1 block to spawn its melon on?
#348 [03:51] <Herkio> instead of the 4 possible spaces?
#349 [03:51] <Herkio> or does placing your seeds efficiently have no effect on the speed?
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#351 [03:53] <Herkio> does anyone know?
#352 [03:58] <Herkio> wasnt this the help channel? :P
#353 [03:58] <Herkio> dead space x.x
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#361 [04:27] * [AJ] echoes
#361 [04:27] <Herkio> heya mate
#362 [04:27] <Herkio> can you answer my question?
#363 [04:27] <[AJ]> I have no idea.
#364 [04:28] <[AJ]> I don't grow things. xD
#365 [04:28] <[AJ]> I'd assume no, but that's only assuming.
#366 [04:28] <Herkio> yeah me too :\
#367 [04:28] <Planck> I grow things, but haven't found a melon seed yet :)
#368 [04:28] <Planck> I would suspect that it grows slower with only 1 block
#369 [04:28] <Herkio> ah well, i had to delete the world for the quazillionth time, my saplings fell off the edge
#370 [04:28] <Herkio> hmm
#371 [04:28] <Herkio> i dont know
#372 [04:29] <Herkio> i think its more probable that the melon stem tries to find a block to spawn the melon on
#373 [04:29] <Planck> My guess would be that it gets to growing time, picks a direction to spawn a melon block, and then fails if it's blocked.
#374 [04:29] <Planck> So if there's only one available, it's slow
#375 [04:29] <Herkio> and its no problem if theres only one, if more the place is randomized
#376 [04:30] <Herkio> hmm
#377 [04:30] <Herkio> ah well, ill survive ^^
#378 [04:31] <Herkio> but its a bit scumbag minecraft help that this place has 166 online persons and no one andwers :P
#379 [04:35] <Planck> Wouldn't surprise me if 150 of those 166 were AFK or reading other channels, and 15 didn't know or weren't interested.
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#381 [04:37] <HaxxOR1911> Hay
#382 [04:37] <Herkio> hello :)
#383 [04:38] <HaxxOR1911> Need help by buying Minecraft^^
#384 [04:38] <Herkio> way to go
#385 [04:38] <Herkio> what goes wrong?
#386 [04:39] <HaxxOR1911> Yesterday I bought minecraft but i cant log in
#387 [04:39] <HaxxOR1911> he say "User not Premium"
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#389 [04:39] <Herkio> have you checked if theres anything you need to do to complete your premium membership?
#390 [04:40] <Herkio> like clicking a link in an email or something?
#391 [04:40] <HaxxOR1911> no
#392 [04:40] <HaxxOR1911> i register on minecraft.net
#393 [04:41] <HaxxOR1911> then buying minecraft with EC
#394 [04:41] <Herkio> http://www.minecraft.net/terms
#395 [04:41] <Herkio> here is the information on your premium
#396 [04:42] <Herkio> hmm
#397 [04:42] <Herkio> no really relevant information though...
#398 [04:42] <Herkio> so youve logged in
#399 [04:42] <Herkio> on the account you wanted to be premium
#400 [04:42] <Herkio> then bought it?
#401 [04:42] <Herkio> or did you buy a gift code?
#402 [04:42] <HaxxOR1911> no the game
#403 [04:43] <HaxxOR1911> 15Eu
#404 [04:43] <HaxxOR1911> €
#405 [04:43] <Herkio> true, true
#406 [04:43] <Herkio> hmmz
#407 [04:43] <HaxxOR1911> there came a message that it works in one hour
#408 [04:43] <Herkio> well im an ordinary player, dont know dat shit.. :\
#409 [04:43] <Herkio> greyvulpine
#410 [04:43] <HaxxOR1911> ^^
#411 [04:43] <Herkio> we need you!
#412 [04:44] <Herkio> ah ok
#413 [04:44] <Herkio> so problem solved, you mean?
#414 [04:44] <HaxxOR1911> nope
#415 [04:44] <Herkio> when did you get that message?
#416 [04:45] <HaxxOR1911> yesterday
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#418 [04:45] <HaxxOR1911> -.-
#419 [04:45] <Herkio> them scumbags
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#421 [04:45] <HaxxOR1911> scumbags?
#422 [04:46] <Herkio> search google for 'scumbag steve'
#423 [04:46] <HaxxOR1911> ahh
#424 [04:46] <HaxxOR1911> -.-
#425 [04:46] <Herkio> hey, but i think an official guy would know these things better
#426 [04:46] <Herkio> shame this whole damn place is empty 0.0
#427 [04:47] <HaxxOR1911> :/
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#429 [04:49] <Herkio> well actually, i dont really know where you should go with a problem like this
#430 [04:49] <Herkio> you should try the forum
#431 [04:50] <Herkio> theres always people there
#432 [04:50] <HaxxOR1911> Forum?
#433 [04:50] <HaxxOR1911> wtf
#434 [04:50] <Vin_> lol
#435 [04:51] <HaxxOR1911> -.-
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#437 [04:51] <Herkio> minecraftforum.net
#438 [04:51] <Herkio> :)
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#440 [04:52] <HaxxOR1911> -.-
#441 [04:52] <HaxxOR1911> ty!
#442 [04:52] <Herkio> yw
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#446 [04:54] <guest-0-39243> need help bros
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#448 [04:55] <guest-0-39243> im trying to join my server and i keep getting the "Kicked by Admin" error and my admin has no idea why
#449 [04:56] <guest-0-39243> he did restart the server to play a challenge map and i was in creative mode on that
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#452 [05:04] <HaxxOR1911> WTF
#453 [05:04] <HaxxOR1911> Unfortunately we are unable to process this transaction. You may cancel your payment or choose another payment method.
#454 [05:05] <HaxxOR1911> Purchase Complete!
#455 [05:05] <HaxxOR1911> Thank you for purchasing Minecraft! Your status should update within the hour.
#456 [05:05] <HaxxOR1911> -.-
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#461 [05:22] <mib_me2msu> hello
#462 [05:22] <mib_me2msu> If (or) capability of change exists loginu because I did not know the same as nick be from (with) in game account login
#463 [05:23] <mib_me2msu> ??
#464 [05:23] <Vin_> totaly
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#466 [05:30] <Reinoudt> Do somebody know when 1.9 comes?
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#468 [05:45] <SinZ> Reinoudt: 1.9 wont be released
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#470 [05:45] <SinZ> it'll be 1.0 again due to release
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#473 [06:06] <Chris> !check 60.242.252.139
#474 [06:06] <Chris> !check 60.242.252.139
#475 [06:07] <Chris> sorry about the small touch of spam :P
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#479 [06:34] <Boold88> yo! i got problem with my MC
#480 [06:34] <Grim_Reaper> What seems to be the prob Boold88?
#481 [06:35] <Boold88> when i login its error "user not premium"
#482 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> lemme see if I can login
#483 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> Maybe login isn't working
#484 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> I take it you've bought the game too :p
#485 [06:36] <Boold88> its working cuz i can login on my sec account ...
#486 [06:36] <Boold88> yes yes xD
#487 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh oky. Well login works for me
#488 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm
#489 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> If your second one works. I would guess that your other is no longer premium o.o
#490 [06:37] <Chris> !paid Boold88
#491 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#492 [06:37] <Boold88> i dont rly know wtf cuz one account work one dont :D can i be banned somehow ? :D
#493 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Grimster101
#494 [06:37] <Chris> boold, what's your minecraft name
#495 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> woot :3
#496 [06:37] <Chris> !paid chrisward
#497 [06:37] <Boold88> Boold88
#498 [06:37] <Chris> where'd you buy it from
#499 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#500 [06:37] <Boold88> from ebay
#501 [06:38] <Grim_Reaper> That could be why..
#502 [06:38] <Chris> how do you buy a minecraft account from ebay?
#503 [06:38] <Chris> open a dispute
#504 [06:38] <Boold88> i buy 2 gift codes ... and now one dont work xD
#505 [06:38] <Chris> with paypal or ebay
#506 [06:38] <Grim_Reaper> Did the code work Boold88?
#507 [06:38] <Boold88> yes i was playing for 3 weaks and now i cant login
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#509 [06:39] <Grim_Reaper> It may have been a demo code then if I heard right, there are demo codes?
#510 [06:39] <Chris> ??< help
#511 [06:39] <Chris> ??< index
#512 [06:39] <Grim_Reaper> Lol the irony
#513 [06:39] <Grim_Reaper> Homescreen On minecraft text says
#514 [06:39] <Chris> ??< payment
#515 [06:39] <Grim_Reaper> "Absolutly No Dragons"
#516 [06:40] <Chris> was there a voxel command about buying accounts from a place other than mojang?
#517 [06:40] <Grim_Reaper> Not sure
#518 [06:40] <Grim_Reaper> Though I would be weary of buying gift codes other than from minecraft.net
#519 [06:41] <Chris> I think the index of commands should say what they do...
#520 [06:41] <Chris> !help
#521 [06:41] <Chris> okay... aubot doesn't have it...
#522 [06:41] <Grim_Reaper> ._.
#523 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> !index
#524 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> ?? < payment
#525 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> ??<payment
#526 [06:42] <[AJ]> !paid vagina
#527 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> lol
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#529 [06:42] <[AJ]> lol
#530 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> !paid nobody
#531 [06:42] <Chris> haha
#532 [06:42] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#533 [06:42] <[AJ]> !paid BarackObama
#534 [06:42] <has400> Hello, my minecraft has wierd whiety/yellow lines over torches and flowers
#535 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> has400 has it always been that way?
#536 [06:43] <Chris> has400, make sure your grapics card drivers are up to date
#537 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#538 [06:43] <has400> My graphics card and my java are up 2 date
#539 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> Boold88 I think try email support about your account
#540 [06:43] <Chris> I kinda miss aubot's response to ^*
#541 [06:43] <has400> And yes im pretty sure it has grim
#542 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> Has your game always had this problem has400?
#543 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh oky
#544 [06:43] <Grim_Reaper> Could be a problem with your drivers then or card
#545 [06:44] <Grim_Reaper> Have you tried reinstalling the game from scratch?
#546 [06:44] <has400> i got a nivida 560 Ti
#547 [06:44] <Boold88> Grim_Reaper ok i try thx
#548 [06:44] <Chris> ??< haspaid
#549 [06:44] <Grim_Reaper> ^^
#550 [06:44] <[AJ]> has400 does it happen with any other games?
#551 [06:44] <Chris> emergency use only eh?
#552 [06:44] <has400> No none Aj
#553 [06:44] <Chris> ?? haspaid
#554 [06:44] <VoxelHead> haspaid: For Emergency Use Only! http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=
#555 [06:44] <has400> Its crystel clear all other games
#556 [06:44] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Notch
#557 [06:45] * [AJ] wants a 560ti
#557 [06:45] <has400> :)
#558 [06:45] <[AJ]> !paid Jeb
#559 [06:45] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#560 [06:45] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Notch
#561 [06:45] <has400> im lucky
#562 [06:45] <Grim_Reaper> Oh my word D:
#563 [06:45] <Chris> Grim_Reaper, last time I did a !paid notch, I got kicked... don't do it :P
#564 [06:45] <Grim_Reaper> lol oky
#565 [06:45] <Chris> by aubot xP
#566 [06:45] <[AJ]> I've got a gtx 275, 560ti is virtually the same thing with less power usage and more bandwidth
#567 [06:45] <[AJ]> heh
#568 [06:45] <Chris> !paid NotEnoughGoddamned7YearOlds
#569 [06:45] <has400> :)
#570 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> ..
#571 [06:46] <Chris> hahahaha
#572 [06:46] <[AJ]> !paid AuBot
#573 [06:46] <has400> So whatca think is wrong with me minecraft
#574 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#575 [06:46] <has400> and i have also deleted .minecraft off my computer
#576 [06:46] <Chris> !paid
#577 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> has400 have you tried to reinstall from scratch?
#578 [06:46] <has400> me?
#579 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh oky
#580 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm
#581 [06:46] <Grim_Reaper> Tried turning smooth lighting off and what not and seeing if that fixes it?
#582 [06:47] <Chris> ??< fubar/hamachi
#583 [06:47] <has400> i also have no mods and no hd texture packs
#584 [06:47] <[AJ]> try patching it then
#585 [06:47] <has400> it also turns the water purple
#586 [06:48] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#587 [06:48] <Chris> ??< giftcode
#588 [06:48] <[AJ]> can you post a screenshot of what's happening
#589 [06:48] <Grim_Reaper> Never heard of that problem.
#590 [06:48] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah a screenshot would do some help ^^
#591 [06:48] <Chris> I could have sworn there was a command for people buying them not off mojang...
#592 [06:48] <has400> ok
#593 [06:48] <Chris> ??< mc.net/resoldcodes
#594 [06:48] <has400> i just clicked the force update butten so if that doesnt work i will
#595 [06:48] <Chris> ?? mc.net/resoldcodes
#596 [06:48] <VoxelHead> mc.net/resoldcodes: It is not advisable to purchase Minecraft accounts or codes from third parties, even at a discount.
#597 [06:49] <Chris> Found it :D
#598 [06:49] <VoxelHead> mc.net/resoldcodes: See http://is.gd/Xxfrwj-
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#600 [06:49] <has400> where do i post the screenshot 2?
#601 [06:49] <[AJ]> imgur works fine
#602 [06:49] <Chris> ??< screenshot
#603 [06:49] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#604 [06:49] <Chris> doesn't recommend any URLs?!
#605 [06:50] <Chris> silly voxelhead :P
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#607 [06:53] <has400_> ok aj here it is
#608 [06:53] <has400_> http://imgur.com/c9cwG,Isutn,qBf5P,RFbbh,X3Ufr
#609 [06:53] <has400_> i got 5 of them here
#610 [06:54] <has400_> Test #1 sorry
#611 [06:54] * Grim_Reaper takes a looky
#611 [06:54] <has400_> Did you get that links by any chance?
#612 [06:54] <has400_> link*
#613 [06:54] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah I did
#614 [06:55] <Grim_Reaper> Looks kinda like a rendering issue
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#616 [06:55] <Chris> I don't see it D:
#617 [06:55] <has400_> Yeah, But i dont know what 2 do :(
#618 [06:55] <has400_> zoom in
#619 [06:55] <Chris> kk
#620 [06:55] <Grim_Reaper> Oh wow the last picture makes a square in the sky..
#621 [06:55] <Grim_Reaper> Minecraft really is square haha <3
#622 [06:55] <Grim_Reaper> Errm hmm lets see
#623 [06:56] <Grim_Reaper> If you're 100% sure your drivers are up to date
#624 [06:56] <Grim_Reaper> Could be your card just doesn't like minecraft too much or something. You could try turn certain mc settings off or even in your display driver settings maybe something there is causing the artifacts
#625 [06:56] <Chris> ??< index
#626 [06:56] <[AJ]> The problem is caused by antialiasing. You have to change antialising settings to "application-controlled".
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#628 [06:57] <[AJ]> In the nVidia control panel
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#630 [06:58] <[AJ]> has400_?
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#632 [06:58] <has400> Aj im there now
#633 [06:58] <Grim_Reaper> [12:56] <[AJ]> The problem is caused by antialiasing. You have to change antialising settings to "application-controlled".
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#635 [06:59] <Grim_Reaper> [12:57] <[AJ]> In the nVidia control panel
#636 [06:59] <[AJ]> Good
#637 [06:59] <Chris> awww, me no likey voxelhead
#638 [06:59] <Grim_Reaper> ;-;
#639 [06:59] <Chris> was voxelhead mean to you, grim?
#640 [06:59] <Grim_Reaper> Yes ._.
#641 [06:59] <Chris> :-(
#642 [06:59] * Chris gives Grim_Reaper a cookie
#642 [07:00] <[AJ]> has400_, do you know how?
#643 [07:00] * Grim_Reaper breaks in half and shares ^^ <3
#643 [07:00] <Chris> <
#644 [07:00] <Chris> <3
#645 [07:00] * [AJ] steals it all
#645 [07:00] <Grim_Reaper> ...
#646 [07:00] * Grim_Reaper gets another and shares with Chris
#646 [07:00] <Chris> :D
#647 [07:00] <Chris> <3
#648 [07:00] <Grim_Reaper> Minecraft for ios has been confirmed yes?
#649 [07:00] <Chris> I don't believe so..
#650 [07:00] <Chris> I know it has for android
#651 [07:01] <Chris> ??< only/you
#652 [07:01] <Grim_Reaper> ;-;
#653 [07:01] <Grim_Reaper> ??< ios
#654 [07:01] <Grim_Reaper> ._.
#655 [07:01] <Chris> ??< ios
#656 [07:01] <Chris> haha
#657 [07:01] <Grim_Reaper> ??< index
#658 [07:01] <Chris> ??< virus
#659 [07:02] <Chris> ??< premium
#660 [07:03] <Grim_Reaper> ??< dont/tweet
#661 [07:03] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#662 [07:03] <Chris> ??< dont/tweet
#663 [07:03] <Chris> haha
#664 [07:03] <Chris> I'll need to remember that one...
#665 [07:03] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#666 [07:03] <Chris> ??< mibbit
#667 [07:03] <Grim_Reaper> Thankfully I use full grammar
#668 [07:03] <Grim_Reaper> Except for fullstops on IRC o.o
#669 [07:03] <Chris> same, I tend to skip the leading capital :P
#670 [07:04] <Grim_Reaper> I try use it as much as possible lol
#671 [07:04] <rymate1234> Mibbit </3
#672 [07:04] <Chris> ^
#673 [07:04] <Grim_Reaper> Mibbit. A good web irc client <3
#674 [07:04] <rymate1234> wat is dis grammar speak you off
#675 [07:04] <Chris> ??< irc/bots
#676 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> rymate1234 it has been said that grammar.. is the way to freedom and understanding
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#678 [07:05] <Chris> does this count as bot abuse, as I'm learning the responses?
#679 [07:05] <[AJ]> ??< furries
#680 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> I dont think so
#681 [07:05] <Chris> ??< furries
#682 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> ??< furries
#683 [07:05] <[AJ]> interesting
#684 [07:05] <Chris> I was gunna say
#685 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#686 [07:05] <Chris> ??< furry
#687 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> Lol I thought it was defined x-x
#688 [07:05] <Chris> I'd hope not :/
#689 [07:05] <Grim_Reaper> Inb4 attack of the furry'd ones
#690 [07:06] <[AJ]> lol
#691 [07:06] <Grim_Reaper> ??< 1.9/snow
#692 [07:06] <rymate1234> I need help with 1.9
#693 [07:06] <rymate1234> It jsut snows EVERYWHERE
#694 [07:06] <Chris> We should have a clone of voxel head in every minecraft related channel
#695 [07:07] <Grim_Reaper> rymate1234 you're lucky.. I have yet to see snow falling in my 1.9 world
#696 [07:07] <Chris> I use 1.8 xD
#697 [07:07] <Chris> is 1.9 out?
#698 [07:07] <rymate1234> Grim_Reaper: so thats 90% of esper
#699 [07:07] <rymate1234> meh
#700 [07:07] <rymate1234> mean Chris
#701 [07:08] <Grim_Reaper> xD
#702 [07:08] <Grim_Reaper> Just the pre release Chris
#703 [07:08] <Chris> okay :P
#704 [07:08] <Grim_Reaper> 1.9 prelease version 4 to be exact :3
#705 [07:08] <Chris> I stick to the releases :D
#706 [07:08] <has400> im still getting them AJ
#707 [07:08] <[AJ]> Even after you set and applied application controlled AA settings, then restarted mc?
#708 [07:09] <[AJ]> Make sure you're adding the minecraft.exe and not the .jar
#709 [07:09] <Grim_Reaper> ^
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#711 [07:09] <Grim_Reaper> has400 if you're still having it, try disabling other settings on minecraft itself and in your nivida settings
#712 [07:09] <Grim_Reaper> Thats the best thing I can suggest
#713 [07:10] * Chris just lost the game T_T
#713 [07:10] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#714 [07:10] <Grim_Reaper> Why did you lose it
#715 [07:10] <Chris> do you not know the gme?
#716 [07:11] <Grim_Reaper> No...
#717 [07:11] <has400> aj ill send u screenies of what my settings are on
#718 [07:11] <Grim_Reaper> Q_Q
#719 [07:11] <[AJ]> alright
#720 [07:11] <Chris> Grim_Reaper, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)
#721 [07:11] <has400> http://imgur.com/F1ACC,pHtbs
#722 [07:11] <Grim_Reaper> :o
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#724 [07:12] <Grim_Reaper> You still have anti-aliasing on
#725 [07:12] <Grim_Reaper> You have anistropic filtering turned onto application controlled
#726 [07:12] <has400> oh ok
#727 [07:12] <has400> which on do i turn onto application controled
#728 [07:13] <has400> l*
#729 [07:13] <Grim_Reaper> Lemme highlight it for you
#730 [07:13] <Grim_Reaper> sec
#731 [07:13] <has400> oh mode
#732 [07:13] <has400> correct?
#733 [07:13] <Grim_Reaper> i.imgur.com/VV0Hb.png
#734 [07:13] <Grim_Reaper> that one :3
#735 [07:14] <has400> ok i did it
#736 [07:14] <Grim_Reaper> K restart minecraft and see if it works now ^^
#737 [07:15] <Grim_Reaper> Dont forget to click apply
#738 [07:15] <Chris> I'm going to do an internet! :P
#739 [07:15] <Grim_Reaper> :o?
#740 [07:15] <Chris> asdfmovie 4?
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#742 [07:17] <[AJ]> I'm back
#743 [07:17] <[AJ]> stepped out
#744 [07:17] <[AJ]> yeah, I noticed he only enabled anistropic filtering to application controlled
#745 [07:17] <[AJ]> lol
#746 [07:17] <[AJ]> but
#747 [07:17] <[AJ]> Unless you know what they do, they kinda look the same
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#750 [07:18] <SecretAgentMan> hello :)
#751 [07:19] <[AJ]> SecretAgentMan, it's not bukkit then huh
#752 [07:19] <SecretAgentMan> nah I don't use bukkit
#753 [07:19] <SecretAgentMan> stock server
#754 [07:19] <SecretAgentMan> Can someone help me with a problem I'm having please?
#755 [07:19] <[AJ]> You'll be pleasantly surprised if it you give it a crack
#756 [07:19] <SecretAgentMan> I'm running a stock-standard server with no mods, plugins etc
#757 [07:19] <[AJ]> crack=try I mean
#758 [07:19] <SecretAgentMan> when I log in to the newly-created server
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#760 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> I'll spawn in the right location
#761 [07:20] <has400__> http://i.imgur.com/2Jmg2.png is this right now?
#762 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> however the 2nd person to enter spawns in a very far away location
#763 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> then if I die
#764 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> I will respawn at the 2nd far away location, and can't get back to the original spawn location
#765 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> dying will just take me back to the 2nd spawn location
#766 [07:20] <SecretAgentMan> which isn't near 0,0
#767 [07:21] <SecretAgentMan> does anyone know how to fix this issue please?
#768 [07:21] <[AJ]> yes has400__
#769 [07:21] <has400__> Its still got the stuff
#770 [07:21] <SecretAgentMan> I essentially want to 'delete' the 2nd spawn location
#771 [07:22] <[AJ]> has400__, alternatively, you could try optifine to see if it has any effect as it has its own aa support
#772 [07:22] <[AJ]> Every time I've had that problem it was with aa
#773 [07:22] <Grim_Reaper> [13:20] <has400__> http://i.imgur.com/2Jmg2.png is this right now?
#774 [07:22] <Grim_Reaper> Yes
#775 [07:22] <DarkNoddy> SecretAgentMan: is there anything in the world? If not I suppose you could try to delete it and generate a new one
#776 [07:22] <Grim_Reaper> Try errm turning off the atialising transparacy then
#777 [07:22] <SecretAgentMan> I've done that a few times now Noddy
#778 [07:23] <DarkNoddy> I see
#779 [07:23] <Grim_Reaper> transparency*
#780 [07:23] <DarkNoddy> did you check the spawn coordinates in the level.dat file?
#781 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> me and a friend spent perhaps 5hours total in one world
#782 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> spawning at the right location
#783 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> then suddenly we died almost simultaneously
#784 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> and we both spawned at the 2nd location
#785 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> and couldn't get back to our base
#786 [07:23] <SecretAgentMan> very frustrating
#787 [07:24] <Grim_Reaper> has400__ try turning off the antialiasing transparency as well
#788 [07:25] <SecretAgentMan> this is on 1.9 pre release 4
#789 [07:25] <SecretAgentMan> that link noddy seems to be a bit overwhelming
#790 [07:25] <SecretAgentMan> talking about hex editors and byte arrays
#791 [07:25] <SecretAgentMan> I have nfi what that is
#792 [07:26] <has400__> i turn off antialiasing transparency and still the same as b4
#793 [07:26] <DarkNoddy> hehe
#794 [07:26] <DarkNoddy> http://copy.mcft.net/mc/NBTedit/NBTedit.zip
#795 [07:26] <has400__> turned*
#796 [07:26] <DarkNoddy> thats a direct link
#797 [07:27] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm Im not sure what else to suggest then has400__
#798 [07:27] <Grim_Reaper> No idea whats causing it.
#799 [07:27] <has400__> Damn thats sad :(
#800 [07:27] <Grim_Reaper> Best thing you can do is try turning settings on and off and experiment
#801 [07:27] <Grim_Reaper> Really sorry =\
#802 [07:28] <DarkNoddy> what's the problem has400__?
#803 [07:28] <has400__> my minecraft is rendering wierd lines around torches
#804 [07:28] <has400__> flowers and trees
#805 [07:29] <has400__> and makes the water purple
#806 [07:29] <DarkNoddy> sure you're not just high on shrooms?
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#808 [07:29] <has400> Its really od
#809 [07:29] <has400> d
#810 [07:29] <DarkNoddy> do you have any screenshot uploaded?
#811 [07:29] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah he uploaded like 5
#812 [07:30] <has400> i can give single ones but i dont have the album link anymore
#813 [07:30] <SecretAgentMan> using that program noddy
#814 [07:30] <SecretAgentMan> I can see values for x, y and z
#815 [07:31] <SecretAgentMan> within the level.dat
#816 [07:31] <SecretAgentMan> but nothing which alludes to there being multiple spawn locations
#817 [07:31] <DarkNoddy> http://imgur.com/c9cwG,Isutn,qBf5P,RFbbh,X3Ufr ?
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#819 [07:31] <has400> Yes
#820 [07:31] <DarkNoddy> do those coorospond to the original or the other spawn?
#821 [07:31] <Grim_Reaper> SecretAgentMan doubt it would let you guys connect. But are you all using the same version of mc for the server?
#822 [07:32] <SecretAgentMan> yep
#823 [07:32] <SecretAgentMan> noddy: they correspond to the original
#824 [07:32] <DarkNoddy> Very strange
#825 [07:33] <has400> i just tryed opticfine
#826 [07:33] <has400> nothing happened with that aswell
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#828 [07:34] <has400_> i get from here like every 10 mins
#829 [07:34] <has400_> get kicked*
#830 [07:34] <DarkNoddy> SecretAgentMan: if you go to the players folder
#831 [07:34] <DarkNoddy> in the world folder
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#833 [07:34] <DarkNoddy> make a new folder there and call it whatever you want
#834 [07:34] <DarkNoddy> then take all the dat files and move them
#835 [07:35] <DarkNoddy> so the entire content of .\world\players\ would end up in .\world\players\new folder\
#836 [07:35] <DarkNoddy> then try *shrug*
#837 [07:35] <SecretAgentMan> move the session lock file also?
#838 [07:35] <DarkNoddy> is the server running?
#839 [07:36] <DarkNoddy> are you in the players folder?
#840 [07:36] <DarkNoddy> :O
#841 [07:36] <SecretAgentMan> it is now, cuz I just deleted the world file and remade it
#842 [07:36] <DarkNoddy> I see
#843 [07:36] <SecretAgentMan> the players folder is vacant
#844 [07:36] <DarkNoddy> do you have a backup of the old world?
#845 [07:36] <DarkNoddy> if you just started a new world it would be
#846 [07:36] <SecretAgentMan> no, but the problem keeps reproducing itself with every new world I make
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#848 [07:37] <SecretAgentMan> ok update:
#849 [07:37] <has400_> So no more help can be given correct?
#850 [07:37] <SecretAgentMan> the world seed is 'gimmeabreak'
#851 [07:38] <SecretAgentMan> which is supposed to spawn you at an NPC village which it has for me
#852 [07:38] <SecretAgentMan> however the coords do not correspond with the levl.dat editor
#853 [07:38] <DarkNoddy> has400_: I take it you've tried updating your drivers etc?
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#855 [07:39] <has400_> Yes
#856 [07:39] <SecretAgentMan> ok now they do correspond
#857 [07:39] <SecretAgentMan> fml
#858 [07:39] <DarkNoddy> if you generated both worlds in the same server version with the same seed, then the spawns should be pretty close to another :o
#859 [07:39] <has400_> and java
#860 [07:39] <DarkNoddy> is your graphics card running hot?
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#862 [07:40] <has400_> No way
#863 [07:40] <has400_> i got a 560 TI
#864 [07:41] <DarkNoddy> could still run hot :P
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#867 [07:43] <DarkNoddy> unless you've checked the temperature download http://www.techpowerup.com/downloads/2039/TechPowerUp_GPU-Z_v0.5.5.html or something and see if it's running hot
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#869 [07:49] <Chris> ??< bad/login
#870 [07:49] <Chris> ??< error/badlogin
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#874 [08:07] <panitaliemom> i have a computer windows hp pavilon zv5000 and i tried to run minecraft it works but right before it loads to say mohjong it turns black
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#876 [08:07] <panitaliemom> can u help
#877 [08:08] <Opeth> ?? error/cantconnect
#878 [08:08] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#879 [08:08] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#882 [08:28] <kazyo> Hey, I need help :(
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#884 [08:44] <rolf> Hey :)
#885 [08:45] <rolf> I cant get minecraft to run, it crashes with the following error: http://pastebin.com/QJmLPkvd
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#887 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> We don't support modded clients here
#888 [08:46] <rolf> O, lol.
#889 [08:46] <rolf> Offcourse.
#890 [08:46] <SecretAgentMan> anyone recommend a good podcast?
#891 [08:46] <rolf> Let me get the righterror.
#892 [08:46] <rolf> right error*
#893 [08:46] <SecretAgentMan> need to kill the mining grind
#894 [08:46] <rolf> ItÅ› the same though.
#895 [08:47] <rolf> It's *
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#898 [08:50] <rolf> http://pastebin.com/13CA6Xpi <-- The correct paste
#899 [08:51] <rolf> I am running Ubuntu 11.10
#900 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> First question, are you running any mods or HD texture packs?
#901 [08:52] <rolf> No.
#902 [08:52] <SecretAgentMan> uplifting trance stream it is
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#904 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> rolf - I don't suppose you're running an ATI card?
#905 [08:52] <rolf> No, intel.
#906 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> Alright.. hmm.
#907 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> Could you try updating lwjgl in ~/.minecraft/bin and ~/.minecraft/bin/natives following these directions:
#908 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#909 [08:53] <rolf> Sure :)
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#912 [09:00] <rolf> Hmm, power failure.
#913 [09:00] <rolf> I still have the url though.
#914 [09:09] <rolf> Thanks, it works perfectly now!
#915 [09:09] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#915 [09:09] <rolf> :)
#916 [09:11] <Calinou> why must I be afk when a linuxian comes -_-
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#919 [09:18] <Guest80995> my computer got a virus had to recover it lost all files how do i get minecraft back?
#920 [09:18] <IcyParks> just log into minecraft.net
#921 [09:18] <IcyParks> in your browser
#922 [09:18] <IcyParks> then click download on the home page
#923 [09:19] <IcyParks> you cant recover your worlds sadely
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#925 [09:19] <IcyParks> did that solve your problem guest80?
#926 [09:21] <IcyParks> hello?
#927 [09:21] <IcyParks> ...
#928 [09:21] <Guest80995> no its not allowing me to download
#929 [09:22] <IcyParks> hmm
#930 [09:22] <IcyParks> what does it say?
#931 [09:22] <Guest80995> i cant remember my username or password from when i purchased it
#932 [09:22] <IcyParks> oh oh
#933 [09:22] <Chris> ^
#934 [09:22] <IcyParks> then you have a problem
#935 [09:23] <IcyParks> can you remember the email it was purchased with?
#936 [09:23] <Guest80995> ya
#937 [09:23] <IcyParks> ok
#938 [09:23] <IcyParks> let me find the minecraft support page for recovery
#939 [09:23] <IcyParks> ill link it to you
#940 [09:23] <IcyParks> BRB
#941 [09:24] <Guest80995> ok thanks
#942 [09:25] <IcyParks> almost got it
#943 [09:25] <IcyParks> http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#944 [09:25] <IcyParks> put in the email you bought it with
#945 [09:25] <IcyParks> then you will need the password
#946 [09:25] <IcyParks> so i will lik that in here to
#947 [09:25] <IcyParks> BRB
#948 [09:26] <IcyParks> OK
#949 [09:26] <IcyParks> once you have your username, go here: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#950 [09:26] <Guest80995> ok thank you for the help
#951 [09:26] <IcyParks> sure!
#952 [09:27] <IcyParks> bye
#953 [09:28] <Grim_Reaper> :3
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#956 [09:31] <mib_kkevsy> Ahoj
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#962 [09:58] <Skullbasher007> Hi, I need a hand with my minecraft. it keeps stopping after a short time fo starting the game, then starts and stops and does this a few times till it becomes non responsive. I have tried deleting and redownloading the whole minecraft folder and it still happens. any ideas?
#963 [10:01] <Skullbasher007> it is version 1.8.1
#964 [10:02] <oldtopman> ??> Skullbasher007 win/reinst
#965 [10:02] <VoxelHead> Skullbasher007: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#966 [10:02] <VoxelHead> Skullbasher007: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#967 [10:03] <Chris> oldtopman, he tried that
#968 [10:03] <Skullbasher007> done that multiple times
#969 [10:04] <Skullbasher007> I have even tried on a newly generated world and it still does it. and i dont think its my ram as i have tried it with only minecraft running and all non-essential background tasks closed
#970 [10:04] <Skullbasher007> and i have 4 gigs of it
#971 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> When you say it "stops", do you mean it freezes/crashes/black screens?
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#973 [10:08] <mib_f500kw> hi
#974 [10:08] <GreyVulpine> Hi
#975 [10:08] <Skullbasher007> freezes for about 5-10 seconds, then goes for about 2 seconds and does that a few times then on about the third or fourth time it becomes non responsive and i have to go through the task manager to shut down the process.
#976 [10:09] <mib_f500kw> Help! Downloaded game but went to run & it sd bad video card need to update. I have a gaming computer. Thoughts?
#977 [10:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_f500kw - What operating system are you on?
#978 [10:09] <GreyVulpine> Skullbasher007 - Have you tried a complete uninstall/reinstall of java?
#979 [10:09] <mib_f500kw> windows
#980 [10:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_f500kw - Please give us a dxdiag
#981 [10:09] <Skullbasher007> yes, reinstalled the latest version of java aswell
#982 [10:09] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_f500kw win/dxdiag
#983 [10:09] <VoxelHead> mib_f500kw: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#984 [10:09] <VoxelHead> mib_f500kw: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#985 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> Skullbasher007 - What is the latest version you've installed?
#986 [10:10] <Skullbasher007> build 1.6.0_27-b07)
#987 [10:11] <GreyVulpine> 32 or 64 bit?
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#989 [10:11] <mib_f500kw> windows 7 32 bit
#990 [10:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_f500kw - Still waiting on that dxdiag
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#992 [10:13] <Skullbasher007> I have 1.8.1 minecraft and v 1.6.0.27 java
#993 [10:14] <uberman> same!
#994 [10:14] <GreyVulpine> Skullbasher007 - Do you have a 32 or 64 bit OS? Did you install 32 or 64 bit java?
#995 [10:14] <Chris> try v1.7 java
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#997 [10:14] <GreyVulpine> Don't try 1.7 java, it's been known to cause problems
#998 [10:14] <Skullbasher007> I have windows 7 64bit
#999 [10:14] <Skullbasher007> I just went to java and clicked download :S
#1000 [10:14] <GreyVulpine> Skullbasher007 - When you installed java, did you install the 64 bit version of it?
#1001 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> Try uninstalling it completely, and this time, install the 64 bit version of java first.
#1002 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> ?? java
#1003 [10:15] <VoxelHead> java: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#1004 [10:15] <mib_f500kw> I submitted it
#1005 [10:15] <VoxelHead> java: Other versions of java: Version 6: ?? getjre/6u27, ?? getjdk/6u27 | Version 7: ?? getjre/7u1, ?? getjdk/7u1
#1006 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_f500kw - What is the URL to it?
#1007 [10:16] <uberman> excuse me can someone help me?
#1008 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> uberman - With?
#1009 [10:17] <uberman> i have windows xp and java 6 version 27 and it wont let me play
#1010 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> Why won't it let you play? What happens when you try? Do you get any error messages?
#1011 [10:17] <uberman> my screen just turns black while its loading the world
#1012 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Has it ever worked before?
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#1014 [10:18] <uberman> nope
#1015 [10:18] <Skullbasher007> trying installing java 64bit now, it says when i click free download i have the recommended version
#1016 [10:18] <uberman> i just got the game yesterday
#1017 [10:18] <zenon> running windows 7 32 bity
#1018 [10:19] <zenon> says i have a bad video card need update
#1019 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Two most common causes, java and video drivers. Could you please try uninstall/reinstalling java, and update your video card's drivers
#1020 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> zenon - What is the URL to the pastebin you created?
#1021 [10:19] <zenon> i have a gaming computer- thoughts?
#1022 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> zenon - Would help us if we can actually read it
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#1024 [10:19] <uberman> what is a video driver and how do i update it
#1025 [10:20] <zenon> how do i get the url
#1026 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> zenon - What is the address in your browser after you pressed the submit button at pastebin.com?
#1027 [10:20] <zenon> send the link
#1028 [10:20] <uberman> whats a video card
#1029 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> uberman - A video card driver is a piece of software that allows your computer to output pictures to your computer monitor. IT all depends on what video card you have, and what operating system you're running
#1030 [10:21] <uberman> oh
#1031 [10:21] <zenon> i need to know how to update video card drivers
#1032 [10:21] <uberman> same
#1033 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> zenon - We could help you, if you gave us the link to the dxdiag
#1034 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Please follow these directions carefully.
#1035 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/dxdiag
#1036 [10:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1037 [10:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1039 [10:23] <keret> hello
#1040 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1041 [10:23] <keret> u got a minute to try and help a problem
#1042 [10:23] <zenon> http://pastebin.com/VLNmevPj
#1043 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> Sure, if you tell us your problem
#1044 [10:24] <zenon> i just sent the link
#1045 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> zenon - That's not the full dxdiag report. Please copy everything in the report and pastebin it
#1046 [10:24] <uberman> ?? win/dxdiag
#1047 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> You cut off 2/3 of the report
#1048 [10:24] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1049 [10:24] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1050 [10:24] <keret> my java loading screen will load, and it wont even load up the start menu, it will just say error. I dont use texture packs nor do i have and addons
#1051 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> keret - Please paste the error at www.pastebin.com and give us the address to it
#1052 [10:26] <uberman> i have java 6 do i need 7?
#1053 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Java 7 has been known to cause problems with minecraft. We don't recommend it
#1054 [10:27] <zenon> http://pastebin.com/hjaSsucH
#1055 [10:27] <zenon> just sent the link
#1056 [10:27] <uberman> is java 6 good?
#1057 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Yes
#1058 [10:28] <uberman> ok thanks
#1059 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> zenon - You're running a RADEON X700 PRO video card, on Windows 7 Ultimate 32-bit. You can find the latest drivers at http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#1060 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> zenon - Please download and install those
#1061 [10:28] <zenon> ill try this
#1062 [10:29] <uberman> it still doesnt load and i downloaded java 6
#1063 [10:29] <Skullbasher007> for the moment it is working good. thanks heaps to all that helped. you guyas are da bomb :D
#1064 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Could you give me a dxdiag?
#1065 [10:29] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1065 [10:29] <uberman> whats that?
#1066 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> uberman win/dxdiag
#1067 [10:30] <VoxelHead> uberman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1068 [10:30] <VoxelHead> uberman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1069 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1070 [10:30] <uberman> ok ill try that
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#1072 [10:32] <zenon> ok it says it has been downloaded. wl it run automatically now w/mindcraft?
#1073 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> zenon - You need to run the application to install it
#1074 [10:33] <zenon> where do i go to run it?
#1075 [10:33] <zenon> programs?
#1076 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> Whereever you downloaded it to
#1077 [10:33] <zenon> it didn't pop up automatically
#1078 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> Go to the download window of your browser, run the application there
#1079 [10:35] <uberman> where do you go on pastebin to paste the dxdiag
#1080 [10:36] <GreyVulpine> pastebin has the giant text box in the middle, where you can paste your text
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#1082 [10:37] <mib_finnborg> Hello
#1083 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Hi
#1084 [10:37] <FINNBORG> Alright I am a server admin...
#1085 [10:37] <FINNBORG> Currently running a temporary world until 1.9 release
#1086 [10:37] <FINNBORG> And now 1.9 is not gonna release officially?
#1087 [10:37] <FINNBORG> Right?
#1088 [10:38] <FINNBORG> We're gonna "officially" stay at 1.8 until the real release?
#1089 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, Mojang is going to release 1.9/whatever at Minecon
#1090 [10:39] <FINNBORG> Yeah its just...
#1091 [10:39] <uberman> what is a IRC CHANNEL
#1092 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> uberman - You're in one
#1093 [10:39] <FINNBORG> So minecon is like in a month
#1094 [10:39] <uberman> what i am?
#1095 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Yes
#1096 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> FINNBORG - Nov 19
#1097 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> ish
#1098 [10:39] <FINNBORG> Yup so I'm better off just get rid of our temp-world and launch I suppose.
#1099 [10:40] <FINNBORG> And fix multiworld in the release
#1100 [10:40] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#1100 [10:40] <FINNBORG> and just lay that world aside
#1101 [10:40] <Chris> !check 60.242.252.139:25565
#1102 [10:40] <FINNBORG> Haha its so confusing mate
#1103 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> Tell me about it FINNBORG...
#1104 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> We're the official unofficial support, and I can't really get a straight answer from mojang either
#1105 [10:40] <uberman> i went to pastebin and hit submit now what do i do
#1106 [10:40] <zenon> Catalyst® Install Manager Installation Report 10/15/11 09:39:59 Hardware information Name ATI Radeon Graphics Processor Manufacturer ATI Technologies Inc Device ID 0x5e4b Vendor ID 0x1002 Class Code 0x030000 Revision ID 0x00 Subsystem ID 0x000f Subsystem vendor ID 0x147b Other hardware Existing packages Packages for install Catalyst Control Center Final Stat
#1107 [10:41] <zenon> Catalyst® Install Manager Installation Report 10/15/11 09:39:59 Hardware information Name ATI Radeon Graphics Processor Manufacturer ATI Technologies Inc Device ID 0x5e4b Vendor ID 0x1002 Class Code 0x030000 Revision ID 0x00 Subsystem ID 0x000f Subsystem vendor ID 0x147b Other hardware Existing packages Packages for install Catalyst Control Center Final Stat
#1108 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> zenon - Um?
#1109 [10:41] <zenon> i installed it
#1110 [10:41] <Chris> zenon, stop pasting stuff in before you get muted xD
#1111 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> uberman - Give us the address in your address bar
#1112 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> zenon - Did it install successfully?
#1113 [10:41] <FINNBORG> Yeah we've had alot of problems with the time to be honest, 1.9 was supposed to release late september
#1114 [10:41] <FINNBORG> And we're like.. Yeah we'll wait
#1115 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> You and everybody else as well FINNBORG.
#1116 [10:42] <FINNBORG> 10-4
#1117 [10:42] <uberman> http://pastebin.com/azAYc5Uh
#1118 [10:42] <uberman> alright thats in my adress bar
#1119 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> Holy.. dear god
#1120 [10:43] <oldtopman> ??> uberman retro
#1121 [10:43] <VoxelHead> uberman: (retro) Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#1122 [10:43] <VoxelHead> uberman: (retro) Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#1123 [10:44] <GreyVulpine> uberman - You have a very old computer, that is unlikely to run minecraft without divine intervention. Your computer's at least 10 years or older.
#1124 [10:44] <uberman> lol ur right
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#1127 [10:44] <uberman> is there a way to get my money back?
#1128 [10:45] <GreyVulpine> uberman - You can always run minecraft on a different computer. Minecraft accounts aren't tied to the computer you purchased it under
#1129 [10:45] <uberman> i think for christmas im getting a computer XD
#1130 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> That would be nice.
#1131 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> Right now, there's no way you'll be able to run minecraft, or any modern game on that machine of yours
#1132 [10:47] <uberman> no wonder why tf2 and counter strike didnt work.....
#1133 [10:48] <uberman> i thought my comp was 4 years but 10!!! someone must've used it a whiel ago
#1134 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> It's at least 10 years old.
#1135 [10:48] <uberman> true i havent used it in 5 years or so
#1136 [10:49] <uberman> ok thanks
#1137 [10:49] <uberman> for the help
#1138 [10:49] <uberman> cya
#1139 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> That computer's gotta be the worse we've seen yet.
#1140 [10:52] <FINNBORG> haha true that GreyVulpine
#1141 [10:52] <FINNBORG> I'm on a dual core laptop and I think its bad :P
#1142 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> A whole 256 megs of RAM.
#1143 [10:52] <FINNBORG> Yeah to be honest I think it was 10 years ago I had a computer like htat
#1144 [10:52] <FINNBORG> that*
#1145 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> The video drivers installed on that are from 2001... hence why I said "at least"
#1146 [10:53] <FINNBORG> I dont even think 256 mb ram is available to buy this day
#1147 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> It's most likely even older than that
#1148 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> Good god no..
#1149 [10:53] <FINNBORG> But it's quite strange though why minecraft takes that much power
#1150 [10:53] <FINNBORG> Both client and server sided
#1151 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> A minecraft world is made up of blocks. Those blocks are arranged into groups called chunks. Each chunk is 16x16x128 blocks. When a player loads a world, about 9 chunks worth of blocks are loaded in a radius around the player
#1152 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> You can see that minecraft eats memory for breakfast.
#1153 [10:57] <FINNBORG> There's a few things though... As I understand about crysis 2 I think
#1154 [10:57] <FINNBORG> Crysis 2 only loads the things you see
#1155 [10:57] <FINNBORG> Nothing below, or hidden is getting loaded, only the things you see
#1156 [10:57] <FINNBORG> This would be pretty nice for minecraft
#1157 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> And does not have destructible environments, very few FPSs do
#1158 [10:58] <FINNBORG> It would lead to constant loading but I reckon it's better
#1159 [10:58] <FINNBORG> Servers are too expensive
#1160 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Either way, you'll still need to refresh the chunk's data when something is placed/destroyed/manipulated
#1161 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> Destroy/place a block, chunk needs to be updated. Water/redstone physics displaced? Chunk needs to be updated. Don't forget all the monsters and physics as well, and lighting.
#1162 [11:00] <FINNBORG> Yep that's correct
#1163 [11:00] <FINNBORG> But what I mean is
#1164 [11:00] <FINNBORG> You're on the ground, looking down. Can you see the blocks below you apart from the top one?
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#1166 [11:00] <FINNBORG> You cant, but they're still loaded
#1167 [11:00] <GreyVulpine> I understand that part
#1168 [11:01] <figaro> what does the charge come up as, gamegame.com?
#1169 [11:01] <FINNBORG> Yeah I dont know but still it sounds better lol
#1170 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> figaro - Mojang AB
#1171 [11:01] <figaro> what does AB stand for?
#1172 [11:01] <FINNBORG> Aktie bolag
#1173 [11:01] <Chris> awesome brilliance
#1174 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> It's basically like incorporated, or lld.
#1175 [11:01] <FINNBORG> No its swedish for Aktie Bolag
#1176 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> er, llc
#1177 [11:02] <FINNBORG> Yeah like "EA GAMES LIMITED"
#1178 [11:02] <figaro> okay thanks. got a charge for gamegame.com 4 $50, not sure what charged it.
#1179 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> That.. isn't from minecraft
#1180 [11:02] <FINNBORG> Where limited is "AB"
#1181 [11:02] <figaro> cool. thanks guys!
#1182 [11:02] <FINNBORG> Wow figaro did you got tricked on some link?
#1183 [11:02] <figaro> probably
#1184 [11:02] <figaro> :(
#1185 [11:02] <FINNBORG> I feel sorry for you dude you should always use minecraft.net
#1186 [11:02] <FINNBORG> Call your bank and get it sorted?
#1187 [11:02] <figaro> no biggie, credit card caught it.
#1188 [11:03] <FINNBORG> Try to get ahold of the company that charged you or something
#1189 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> That's good.
#1190 [11:03] <figaro> I will. Talk to you guys later.
#1191 [11:03] <FINNBORG> Cya man
#1192 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> FINNBORG - I suppose having all the blocks loaded is a bit easier to do, instead of having to continuously do computation on blocks that can be seen/can't be seen.
#1193 [11:04] <FINNBORG> Yeah I'm not a programmer or anything but it sounds better in my opinion
#1194 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> Would need to do that computation on all blocks that players can see, as well as all the mobs.
#1195 [11:04] <FINNBORG> Anyways so GreyVulpine you reckon we should update to "main" instead of "temp" world?
#1196 [11:04] <FINNBORG> since 1.8 will stay for like a month? as I understand?
#1197 [11:05] <FINNBORG> Our server updates as soon minecraft updates. Since 1.9 was coming out so soon we decided to put a tempworld in
#1198 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> Give it a few more days. Mojang's planning a feature 'freeze' a month before minecon, so that can focus on bug fixes up until minecon
#1199 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> Let's see if that translates into a final beta release before then
#1200 [11:06] <FINNBORG> Yeah you'll never know right..
#1201 [11:06] * GreyVulpine nods
#1201 [11:06] <FINNBORG> But as I understand from notch's blog it seems that they're not gonna release anything official until the actual release
#1202 [11:07] <FINNBORG> Which means that no-one will have "Update available - Do you want to update? YES/NO" thing
#1203 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#1204 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/125160074615328768
#1205 [11:07] <FINNBORG> But we're looking like asses updating our servers when 1.9 releases in few days
#1206 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/125182731306012673
#1207 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> Even if they will release more updates, it'll be only prereleases, according to jeb there
#1208 [11:09] <FINNBORG> Yeah and pre-releases are only available from twitter
#1209 [11:09] <FINNBORG> And not official
#1210 [11:09] <FINNBORG> Wow man
#1211 [11:09] <FINNBORG> Hope this kickstarts our community back.
#1212 [11:12] <FINNBORG> Alright thank you for the information GreyVulpine I appreciate it. See you another day, another time
#1213 [11:12] <FINNBORG> Until then have a nice time
#1214 [11:12] <FINNBORG> <3
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#1216 [11:16] <kat> I downloaded minecraft on our Mac (OSX) but when we click on the icon in the minecraft folder, it looks like the game will open and begin...but then nothing happens.
#1217 [11:16] <GreyVulpine> kat - What version is your mac osx?
#1218 [11:17] <GreyVulpine> Head up to the apple icon, and use About this mac
#1219 [11:17] <kat> 10.5.8
#1220 [11:17] <kat> Oh...i see the note above on the chat.
#1221 [11:18] * GreyVulpine nods
#1221 [11:18] <kat> Minecraft1.8 won't work for us?
#1222 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> Unfortunately, there's a known incompatibility with 10.5.8 and minecraft 1.8.1 at this time
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#1224 [11:18] <kat> Hmmm. Wonder when 1.9 will be available.
#1225 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> This issue is addressed in 1.9, but it won't be released officially yet
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#1227 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> Not until Minecon, which is a month away.
#1228 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> You basically have three options at this time. One, wait for 1.9 to be released. Two, use a buggy pre-release of 1.9, or three, try a fan-made 1.8.1 mod that supposedly fixes this issue
#1229 [11:19] <guest-0-85179> i bought minecraft but it has not updated my profile for 3 days
#1230 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-85179 - From where did you purchase minecraft? Using what payment method?
#1231 [11:19] <guest-0-85179> minecraft.net
#1232 [11:20] <kat> Ok. Just wondering if there was anything we can do. Will check out the website referenced above u.kealper.com Thanks!!
#1233 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-85179 - Did you receive any error messages upon purchasing minecraft? Did you get get confirmation emails after submitting your payment info?
#1234 [11:20] <guest-0-85179> no not yet but i will chek again
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#1236 [11:21] <guest-0-85179> no emails
#1237 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-85179 - If you haven't received any emails, I'd start by calling your credit card/bank, and see if there's a record of payment going to Mojang AB for minecraft.
#1238 [11:22] <TheNytangel> !server
#1239 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Either the transaction was never completed, it was blocked for protection reasons, or some other reason
#1240 [11:22] <guest-0-85179> ok i will ask my dad to chek he bought it for me
#1241 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> We also frequently see banks block the purchase because it's an international transaction, and many banks have fraud protection setup for that.
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#1243 [11:24] <peeves> will minecraft work on mac os x
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#1245 [11:24] <guest-0-85179> no
#1246 [11:25] <guest-0-85179> lol sorry bout that little no accidentil type
#1247 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> Hah. Jeb and Ender-cat. http://twitpic.com/70oo2p
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#1249 [11:35] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, new internet will equal 15 player server on my computer :)
#1250 [11:36] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, all that time it took you and DopeGhoti to figure out that I was double NATted will finally pay off
#1251 [11:38] * GreyVulpine hehs
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#1255 [11:52] <hirsty> hi
#1256 [11:52] <hirsty> need help with my server
#1257 [11:52] <Chris> what's up
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#1259 [11:54] <hirsty> im making up a server but need to stop a comparison error
#1260 [11:54] <mr_evil> how much dedicated mb do you need to play minecraft
#1261 [11:54] <mr_evil> ?
#1262 [11:54] <hirsty> it happens when joining a 512^3 map
#1263 [11:55] <hirsty> want to get rid of it because it is a freebuild map
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#1266 [12:02] <yort> hello is someone available
#1267 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1268 [12:03] <yort> (to help me fix a problem)
#1269 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> yort: Yes?4
#1270 [12:04] <yort> 4?
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#1272 [12:04] <yort> welp, after about 5 minutes of playing mc, it shuts down w/ the error message "java platform se binary has stopped responding"
#1273 [12:04] <yort> is there a way to fix this?
#1274 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> Try a complete uninstall/reinstall of java. If you're running a 64 bit OS, try installing the 64 bit version of java
#1275 [12:08] <yort> i've already done the re-installing of java, but what's the OS? sorry i'm not very knowledgeable about java
#1276 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> Operating system
#1277 [12:08] <yort> oh
#1278 [12:08] <yort> where can i get the 64? right now i have 32
#1279 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> ?? java
#1280 [12:08] <VoxelHead> java: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#1281 [12:08] <VoxelHead> java: Other versions of java: Version 6: ?? getjre/6u27, ?? getjdk/6u27 | Version 7: ?? getjre/7u1, ?? getjdk/7u1
#1282 [12:09] <yort> and i need to uninstall the original java first?
#1283 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> I'd recommend it.
#1284 [12:09] <yort> k
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#1286 [12:11] <yort> so i should click the link that says "Windows x64" (i'm on a windows 7 pc)
#1287 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Only if you're sure you're running 64 bit windows 7
#1288 [12:13] <yort> er.. how can i tell?
#1289 [12:13] <yort> (again i'm not very knowledgeable)
#1290 [12:13] <yort> oh! yeah i am
#1291 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> yort - Start -> right click on Computer -> properties. Look for system type
#1292 [12:13] <yort> yeah, i checked, yes i'm on 64
#1293 [12:13] <yort> okay
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#1295 [12:16] <yort> i downloaded the 64 bit, should i test mc now?
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#1298 [12:17] <onix> Hi I just bought minecraft and it will not run on my computer , I have windows xp sp3, I have a dell gx280 slim line desktop. It says to update my video drivers and it should solve the problem . Also it says that I do not have opengl or something like that
#1299 [12:17] <mib_2gue4n> anyone know why my minecraft cant connect to the minecraft server ?
#1300 [12:19] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_2gue4n error/cantconnect
#1301 [12:19] <Chris> what's the ip mib
#1302 [12:19] <VoxelHead> mib_2gue4n: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1303 [12:19] <VoxelHead> mib_2gue4n: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#1304 [12:19] <Chris> minecraft server, not minecraft.net
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#1306 [12:19] <JohnEBH> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#1307 [12:19] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1308 [12:20] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1309 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> mib_2gue4n: Server IP please?
#1310 [12:20] <onix> I am very technically inclined and would appreciate any help
#1311 [12:21] <tyteen4a03> onix: Please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1312 [12:22] <mib_2gue4n> http://pastebin.com/DNsuCJZ3
#1313 [12:22] <JohnEBH> Phail
#1314 [12:23] <JohnEBH> mib_2gue4n- You weren't given instructions for a dxdiag.
#1315 [12:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_2gue4n only/you
#1316 [12:23] <VoxelHead> mib_2gue4n: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#1317 [12:23] <VoxelHead> mib_2gue4n: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#1318 [12:24] <onix> where do i find win +r?
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#1320 [12:24] <mib_2gue4n> Only/VoxelHead 123
#1321 [12:24] <onix> ok nvm i found it
#1322 [12:28] <onix> http://pastebin.com/5fkyQZTs
#1323 [12:28] <onix> Ok I hope that helps you to troubleshoot my problem
#1324 [12:28] <JohnEBH> onix- Holdup
#1325 [12:29] <onix> I appreciate you taking the time to help
#1326 [12:29] <JohnEBH> onix- Download and install these: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&ProdId=1764&lang=eng
#1327 [12:29] <onix> thank you kind sir
#1328 [12:30] <JohnEBH> onix- No problem!
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#1331 [12:32] <onix> it said the driver being installed is not valirdated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer's manufacturer
#1332 [12:32] <onix> setup will exit
#1333 [12:32] <JohnEBH> onix- Alright... give me a sec
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#1335 [12:33] <onix> ok Thank you
#1336 [12:33] <Iridium> if my pc uses DDR3 ram does that mean i can't put DDR2 in it?
#1337 [12:33] <hirsty> how to stop this error? The game broke! [java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Comparison method violates its general contract!]
#1338 [12:34] <JohnEBH> onix- Scroll to the bottom of the page and click download. Install those. http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?os=WW1&catid=6&dateid=-1&impid=-1&osl=EN&typeid=-1&formatid=-1&servicetag=&SystemID=PLX_GX280&hidos=WW1&hidlang=en&TabIndex=&scanSupported=False&scanConsent=False
#1339 [12:34] <JohnEBH> Iridium- Yes
#1340 [12:34] <JohnEBH> hirsty- When does this error occur? For client or server?
#1341 [12:34] <Neuromancer> GreyVulpine: Hi we spoke a few days ago about my Minecraft freezing and restarting the computer and taking the world i was working on with it
#1342 [12:35] <JohnEBH> !lastseen GreyVulpine
#1343 [12:35] <JohnEBH> !seen GreyVulpine
#1344 [12:35] <GreyBot> I last saw GreyVulpine (~GreyVulpi@c-69-246-37-181.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) 21mins 57secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: yort - Start -> right click on Computer -> properties. Look for system type
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#1346 [12:35] <Neuromancer> oh
#1347 [12:35] <JohnEBH> He's been gone for 21 minutes, anything I can try helping you with?
#1348 [12:35] <JohnEBH> =P
#1349 [12:36] <Neuromancer> i dont know
#1350 [12:36] <hirsty> client when i jon a 512^3 map
#1351 [12:36] <Iridium> can i get my server to run 1.9 pre?
#1352 [12:36] <Neuromancer> my minecraft every so often freezes up and restarts the computer
#1353 [12:36] <JohnEBH> hirsty- What is "512^3? map" xD
#1354 [12:36] <JohnEBH> Iridium- Yes.
#1355 [12:36] <Neuromancer> and it destroys the world i was working on with it
#1356 [12:36] <hirsty> 512 x 512 x 512
#1357 [12:36] <Neuromancer> which is quite annoying
#1358 [12:36] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- I'd like to get a dxdiag from you
#1359 [12:36] <JohnEBH> ??> Neuromancer win/dxdiaf
#1360 [12:36] <JohnEBH> ??> Neuromancer win/dxdiag
#1361 [12:37] <VoxelHead> Neuromancer: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1362 [12:37] <VoxelHead> Neuromancer: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1363 [12:37] <hirsty> map dimensions :)
#1364 [12:37] <JohnEBH> hirsty- Minecraft can only have a max height of 128.
#1365 [12:37] <JohnEBH> 512*128*512 should work fine.
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#1368 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: He is talking about classic I think
#1369 [12:37] <JohnEBH> Well then...
#1370 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> which is possible to have height more than 128
#1371 [12:37] <hirsty> yes im talking classic
#1372 [12:37] <hirsty> sorryt
#1373 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: What would you like to do?
#1374 [12:37] <JohnEBH> I assume everyones on beta xD
#1375 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: stop thinking like that :<
#1376 [12:38] <JohnEBH> hirsty- "how to stop this error? The game broke! [java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Comparison method violates its general contract!]"
#1377 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> I think the map's broken
#1378 [12:38] <hirsty> a freebuild server wouldnt be any good with ppl getting errors :D
#1379 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: I think I am the only helper that does not play beta at all
#1380 [12:39] <JohnEBH> Beta - Creative mode =P
#1381 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> well, not at all, just very rarely
#1382 [12:39] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- Seriously? xD
#1383 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> yup
#1384 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> I hate beta
#1385 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> surviving make me sick
#1386 [12:39] <JohnEBH> Wai? =O
#1387 [12:39] <JohnEBH> Creative mode... lol
#1388 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> it doesn't have fast flying and noclip, and multiplayer is buggy
#1389 [12:39] <Neuromancer> JohnEBH: http://pastebin.com/wfP4aKid
#1390 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: Does this bug occur when joining a specific world?
#1391 [12:40] <hirsty> Yes
#1392 [12:40] <Iridium> it does have flying...
#1393 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> but slow
#1394 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> VERY slow
#1395 [12:40] <Iridium> oh was classic faster?
#1396 [12:40] <hirsty> use the WoM client for classic :P
#1397 [12:41] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Do you have other programs open while playing Minecraft?
#1398 [12:41] <tyteen4a03> Iridium: WoM has 6x speed
#1399 [12:41] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Could be putting too much load on your PC.
#1400 [12:41] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: So every world or just one specific world?
#1401 [12:41] <Neuromancer> John: No just Minecraft
#1402 [12:41] <hirsty> one specific world
#1403 [12:41] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: It
#1404 [12:42] <Neuromancer> ive tried reinstalling java and ive tried updating my graphics card drivers...
#1405 [12:42] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: Can other people join that world?
#1406 [12:42] <hirsty> its a fairly large world....but ive made it large for a reason
#1407 [12:42] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Odd, if you can install mods. Try installing optifine and see how that works out. Or use the Spout Client.
#1408 [12:42] <Neuromancer> what will optfine do?
#1409 [12:43] <hirsty> i believe so u can come on and try if u wish? :)
#1410 [12:43] <tyteen4a03> hirsty: Give me server name
#1411 [12:43] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- It adds more options to the graphics menu and helps with increasing FPS in game.
#1412 [12:43] <hirsty> but it will crash moments after
#1413 [12:43] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- I'm thinking of lowering settings with this
#1414 [12:43] <Neuromancer> oh
#1415 [12:44] <Neuromancer> i have graphics on fancy and stuff
#1416 [12:44] <hirsty> how do i priv msg? :D
#1417 [12:44] <Neuromancer> and put the distance thing at normal though
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#1419 [12:44] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Might want lower them, somethings either overheating or under too much load.
#1420 [12:44] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- I can't really think of any other reason your PC would restart besides windows update
#1421 [12:44] <Neuromancer> ill try that out
#1422 [12:44] <mib_zst832> can some one help me with my minecraft
#1423 [12:45] <Neuromancer> Ill try lowering settings and see if that helps any
#1424 [12:45] <JohnEBH> mib_zst832- Nah, the other 171 users in this channel all need help. There can't possibly be a helper available.
#1425 [12:45] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_zst832 ask
#1426 [12:45] <VoxelHead> mib_zst832: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1427 [12:45] <VoxelHead> mib_zst832: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1429 [12:45] <Stratocaster_o> hey, guys
#1430 [12:45] <JohnEBH> Hello
#1431 [12:46] <mib_zst832> it keeps black screening after the chunk saving then a error message pops up for a milisecond
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#1433 [12:46] <Neuromancer> Thanks for the help John
#1434 [12:46] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_zst832 win/reinst/bat
#1435 [12:46] <VoxelHead> mib_zst832: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1436 [12:46] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Np
#1437 [12:46] <VoxelHead> mib_zst832: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
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#1439 [12:47] <ScorchedIce> Anyone able to assist with a plugin pailstone?
#1440 [12:47] <JohnEBH> ScorchedIce- Sorry we don't support mods.
#1441 [12:47] <JohnEBH> ScorchedIce- Would that be a bukkit plugin?
#1442 [12:47] <ScorchedIce> oh, ok... thanks
#1443 [12:47] <ScorchedIce> and ya
#1444 [12:47] <JohnEBH> #bukkit
#1445 [12:47] <ScorchedIce> tried. also tried #pail
#1446 [12:48] <ScorchedIce> about ready to shoot someone.
#1447 [12:48] <ScorchedIce> (not really)
#1448 [12:48] <ScorchedIce> anyways... thanks
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#1450 [12:48] <mib_zst832> it still doesnt work
#1451 [12:48] <Stratocaster_o> I have a problem: when I run the game, the borders of the blocks look like transparent, shiny. What may cause it?
#1452 [12:49] <JohnEBH> mib_zst832- Can you make out what the error says? >.<
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#1454 [12:49] <JohnEBH> Stratocaster_o- Make sure your Nvidia control panel or similar is not set performance mode
#1455 [12:49] <mib_zst832> no it comes and goes to fast but i got it off the browser
#1456 [12:49] <mib_zst832> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 10/15/1
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#1459 [12:50] <Neuromancer> I forgot to ask
#1460 [12:50] <Neuromancer> Where do i get optifine from
#1461 [12:50] <Neuromancer> and which version should i use
#1462 [12:50] <Stratocaster_o> JohnEBH- what do you mean performance mode?
#1463 [12:51] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Hmm try smooth xD
#1464 [12:51] <mib_zst832> john ebb here is error report Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce
#1465 [12:51] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- I forgot they offered 3 different versions. The multicore version is buggy
#1466 [12:51] <Stratocaster_o> JohnEBH- oh, I checked it. it is on Quality mode
#1467 [12:51] <JohnEBH> mib_zst832- Can you pastebin it?
#1468 [12:51] <JohnEBH> Stratocaster_o- Alright.
#1469 [12:52] <Stratocaster_o> JohnEBH- but the problem stays there!
#1470 [12:52] <JohnEBH> ??> Stratocaster_o win/reinst
#1471 [12:52] <VoxelHead> Stratocaster_o: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1472 [12:52] <VoxelHead> Stratocaster_o: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1473 [12:52] <JohnEBH> Damnit...
#1474 [12:52] <JohnEBH> ??> Stratocaster_o win/reinst/bat
#1475 [12:52] <VoxelHead> Stratocaster_o: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1476 [12:52] <VoxelHead> Stratocaster_o: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
#1477 [12:52] <JohnEBH> Stratocaster_o- Disregard the first set of instructions xD
#1478 [12:52] <onix> ok i updated my video driver and now the game will not start... it started to laod and update then the status bar made it 80% across and hung when is said updating something.jar i closed it out after it sat there unresponsive for five minutes and tried to restart the game. now it just hangs at the same point but says 'updating minecraft' ' done loading
#1479 [12:52] <Neuromancer> John: OptiFine 1.8.1_HD_S_B1 This one?
#1480 [12:53] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Correct
#1481 [12:53] <onix> any chance I can just get a refund ?
#1482 [12:53] <Neuromancer> thanks
#1483 [12:53] <mib_zst832> what is paste bin i have mac
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#1485 [12:53] <JohnEBH> onix- Nope >.<
#1486 [12:53] <Stratocaster_o> JohnEBH- fixed, thank you!
#1487 [12:53] <JohnEBH> ??> onix win/reinst
#1488 [12:53] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1489 [12:54] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1490 [12:54] <JohnEBH> Stratocaster_o- Np
#1491 [12:54] <onix> well any other advice to help me out ?
#1492 [12:54] <JohnEBH> Godamnit not again
#1493 [12:54] <mib_zst832> john ebb what paste bin
#1494 [12:54] <JohnEBH> ??> onix win/reinst/bat
#1495 [12:54] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1496 [12:54] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
#1497 [12:54] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_zst832 pastebin
#1498 [12:54] <VoxelHead> mib_zst832: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1499 [12:54] <onix> thanks
#1500 [12:54] <JohnEBH> onix- Disregard the first set of instructions =P
#1501 [12:55] <onix> ok cool
#1502 [12:55] <onix> google chrome cannot find that link
#1503 [12:56] <JohnEBH> onix- Any other browsers you can use? xD
#1504 [12:56] <onix> sure
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#1506 [12:57] <onix> firefox could not that link either
#1507 [12:57] <JohnEBH> .
#1508 [12:58] <JohnEBH> Hmmm... I'll see if I can get it onto my dropbox temporarily...
#1509 [12:58] <onix> ok
#1510 [12:58] <JohnEBH> onix- Actually it's down... we'll do it manually
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#1512 [12:58] <Mortifus7> Hi, could anyone help me with an issue I have with minecraft. I am a complete newb to the game, however I have tried several suggested methods to fixing a javaw.exe problem when starting the launcher.
#1513 [12:58] <JohnEBH> ??> onix win/reinst
#1514 [12:58] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1515 [12:58] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1516 [12:59] <JohnEBH> Mortifus7- What javaw.exe problem? xD
#1517 [12:59] <fenster> why are chests and signs all weird going dar and bright and stuff since 1.8?
#1518 [12:59] <JohnEBH> fenster- New shader engine =P Should be fixed in 1.9 or by release
#1519 [12:59] <Mortifus7> I downloaded teh game, updated my graphics driver and java, it comes up with a "windows had to stop this process textbox. I'm running xp
#1520 [13:00] <Mortifus7> The game itself tells me I need open gl
#1521 [13:00] <JohnEBH> ??> Mortifus7 win/dxdiag
#1522 [13:00] <fenster> oky
#1523 [13:00] <onix> ok will do thanks again :P
#1524 [13:00] <Mortifus7> I let it run after the error message comes up
#1525 [13:00] <VoxelHead> Mortifus7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1526 [13:00] <VoxelHead> Mortifus7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1528 [13:00] <JohnEBH> onix- Np
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#1530 [13:02] <onix> ad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 10/15/11 1:01 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_2
#1531 [13:02] <almostroot> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#1532 [13:02] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1533 [13:02] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1534 [13:02] <JohnEBH> onix- You provided a dxdiag a while ago right? Can you resend it? xD
#1535 [13:02] <onix> sorry shouldnt have pasted in chat
#1536 [13:03] <onix> yup i can
#1537 [13:03] <Mortifus7> http://pastebin.com/iFjmDCKm
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#1539 [13:03] <JohnEBH> I found it
#1540 [13:03] <JohnEBH> Actually.
#1541 [13:03] <JohnEBH> xD
#1542 [13:03] <onix> k
#1543 [13:03] <Alaya> crap
#1544 [13:03] <Alaya> sorry
#1545 [13:03] <Alaya> didnt mean to send that
#1546 [13:03] <onix> well i updated my dell intel after that dcdiag
#1547 [13:03] <onix> dxdiag
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#1549 [13:03] <Mortifus7> I hope this helps Voxel
#1550 [13:04] <JohnEBH> onix- http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&keyword=%22Intel(R)+82915G%2fGV%2f910GL+Express+Chipset+Family%22&lang=eng
#1551 [13:04] <JohnEBH> Mortifus7- give me a few minutes
#1552 [13:05] <Mortifus7> no problem, thanks
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#1554 [13:05] <JohnEBH> Mortifus7- Download and install. https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_dd_ccc.exe
#1555 [13:06] <Mortifus7> alright, doing so. I download the wrong driver or something?
#1556 [13:06] <JohnEBH> Mortifus7- Yeah, this should fix the new error you're getting
#1557 [13:06] <Mortifus7> thankyou for your help
#1558 [13:06] <JohnEBH> Np
#1559 [13:07] <onix> JohnEBH i did that again and it said the same error as before
#1560 [13:07] <onix> here is my new dxdiag http://pastebin.com/89i7PnMj
#1561 [13:08] <JohnEBH> onix- So we've gone through driver updates and no luck...?
#1562 [13:08] <onix> yup no luck
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#1564 [13:08] <Neuromancer> John: where do I extract the mod files too?
#1565 [13:08] <Neuromancer> optifine i mean
#1566 [13:09] <JohnEBH> onix- At this point I guess a small upgrade to the graphics card would do it. $50? or I can keep trying to look for a driver that might work
#1567 [13:09] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- To the minecraft.jar
#1568 [13:09] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Make sure to delete meta-inf
#1569 [13:09] <Neuromancer> minecraft.jar
#1570 [13:09] <Neuromancer> ?
#1571 [13:09] <onix> wow i dont have 50 dollars to spend on upgrading my computer right now, i can play minecraft before thru java and had noo problem
#1572 [13:10] <Neuromancer> where is minecraft.jar?
#1573 [13:10] <JohnEBH> ??> Neuromancer %appdata% > .minecraft/bin
#1574 [13:10] <Wug> JohnEBH: wtf was that
#1575 [13:10] <Neuromancer> so i just extract to the bin folder?
#1576 [13:11] <onix> i just want my money back at this point
#1577 [13:11] <JohnEBH> onix- It's probably because of 1.8. =P
#1578 [13:11] <JohnEBH> Wug- What? >.<
#1579 [13:11] <Wug> onix: it will be fixed in 1.9
#1580 [13:11] <JohnEBH> OH
#1581 [13:11] <JohnEBH> FAIL
#1582 [13:11] <onix> where can i get an older version to play or 1.9
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#1584 [13:12] <Wug> onix: there is a link to 1.9 prereleases in the titme
#1585 [13:12] <Wug> title*
#1586 [13:12] <Neuromancer> Do I just extract it to the bin folder?
#1587 [13:12] <HelpyPlease> What does it mean when minecraft says cant reach server i have internet and everything?
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#1589 [13:12] <Wug> Neuromancer: read the mod's directions
#1590 [13:12] <Wug> HelpyPlease: the server is own
#1591 [13:12] <Wug> down*
#1592 [13:12] <Neuromancer> it dosent come with any
#1593 [13:13] <HelpyPlease> Are you surwe i just played it like 2 or 3 hours ago?
#1594 [13:13] <Wug> Neuromancer: google it or search it on youtube, we dont provide mod help here
#1595 [13:13] <JohnEBH> Neuromancer- Check pms
#1596 [13:13] <Wug> ;+ folder Windows: %appdata%\.minecraft\bin -- Linux: ~\.minecraft\bin -- Mac OSX:
#1597 [13:13] <WugBot> Done.
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#1599 [13:13] <HelpyPlease> nvm fixed it
#1600 [13:13] <Wug> where does mac put it
#1601 [13:14] <Sam> Hello? I'm having a bit of trouble creating an account on the curse network.
#1602 [13:14] <almostroot> ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft
#1603 [13:14] <mib_zst832> john ebb i paste bined here is URL http://pastebin.com/d113Vng9
#1604 [13:14] <onix> what do i do with the 1.9 pre4 jar file after i download it?
#1605 [13:14] <Wug> ;++ folder ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin
#1606 [13:14] <WugBot> Done.
#1607 [13:14] <bezaban> onix: replace the one in your minecraft folder
#1608 [13:14] <bezaban> might want to back up the old one
#1609 [13:14] <onix> ok
#1610 [13:14] <Wug> Sam: ask in #minecraftforums
#1611 [13:15] <Wug> :folder
#1612 [13:15] <WugBot> folder: Windows: %appdata%\.minecraft\bin -- Linux: ~\.minecraft\bin -- Mac OSX:~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin
#1613 [13:15] <almostroot> In Lion, you can open Finder, click on the Go menu, hold option to display Library, click on it, then find the folder form there.
#1614 [13:15] <Sam> Wug: mmk
#1615 [13:17] <almostroot> Wug: Wrong slash for the Linux location. Unless you're trying to escapes a period. ;P
#1616 [13:17] <onix> i dont see the point in backing up what doesnt work though lol
#1617 [13:17] <Wug> :o
#1618 [13:17] <onix> nope still dont work
#1619 [13:17] <Wug> ;~ folder Windows: %appdata%\.minecraft\bin -- Linux: ~/.minecraft/bin -- Mac OSX: ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/b
#1620 [13:17] <WugBot> Done.
#1621 [13:17] <onix> and i did back up the old one
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#1623 [13:18] <charmander> Hello
#1624 [13:18] <onix> i feel so i still have no aaccelerated opengl mode found, can anyone help
#1625 [13:19] <charmander> How do u fix the bad video card thing
#1626 [13:20] <Trel> What is the distance from the player when minecraft starts to generate new chunks?
#1627 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the setting, but about 9 chunks
#1628 [13:21] <onix> what video card should i buy, for instance what do i need to make it has so this game will work ?
#1629 [13:21] <Trel> So if I generate 15 empty chunks past a boundary that should be enough so (provided people are caged in) none generate when they get to the edge?
#1630 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> Yes, that should be enough trel.
#1631 [13:22] <Trel> Thanks
#1632 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> onix - Have you tried updating your current video card's drivers yet?
#1633 [13:26] <Glycan> I have a bunch of 3-branched circutes that end up being 4-branched. Is there any way too fix this?
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#1635 [13:28] <Glycan> My it's on 70.83.249.63, at the t warp
#1636 [13:28] <Glycan> Anyone?
#1637 [13:28] <Sam> Hm
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#1639 [13:32] <Glycan> Help?
#1640 [13:32] <VoxelHead> Glycan: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
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#1642 [13:32] <Glycan> I have no idea how too discribe it, so I gave the server and place
#1643 [13:33] <Glycan> So..?
#1644 [13:35] <onix> i feel so i still have no aaccelerated opengl mode found, can anyone help
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#1646 [13:36] <onix> http://pastebin.com/89i7PnMj
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#1648 [13:37] <Tanjooodo> ...Really?
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#1650 [13:38] <Opeth> Shh
#1651 [13:38] <JohnEBH> o.o
#1652 [13:38] <Tanjoodo> :P
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#1657 [13:41] <SkworCZ96> sss
#1658 [13:42] <Glycan> So, can anyone help me out?
#1659 [13:42] <Glycan> 70.83.249.63 warp t, like I said
#1660 [13:43] <SkworCZ96> Can anyone help me?
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#1662 [13:43] <Glycan> with?
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#1664 [13:50] <SkworCZ96> I have problem with login in minecraft. I bought premium account and i played maybe 3 months. Everything was OK. Now i start the game and im ,,USER NOT PREMIUM" why?
#1665 [13:50] <SkworCZ96> thanks
#1666 [13:51] <almostroot> SkworCZ96: Did you buy the game from minecraft.net or form someone else?
#1667 [13:51] <SkworCZ96> sorry for my english im from czech
#1668 [13:51] <almostroot> form/from
#1669 [13:51] <SkworCZ96> form someone
#1670 [13:52] <SkworCZ96> from
#1671 [13:52] <SkworCZ96> I bought it in www.mmoboost.cz
#1672 [13:52] <Chris> ??< index
#1673 [13:53] <SkworCZ96> w8
#1674 [13:53] <Scott> SkworCZ96: You probably bought the game from someone who purchased the gift key with a stolen credit card.
#1675 [13:53] <Scott> So the gift key was revoked and now you're not premium.
#1676 [13:53] <Chris> ??< mc.net/resoldcodes
#1677 [13:54] <Scott> You should only purchase the game from minecraft.net.
#1678 [13:54] <Chris> ?? mc.net/resoldcodes
#1679 [13:54] <VoxelHead> mc.net/resoldcodes: It is not advisable to purchase Minecraft accounts or codes from third parties, even at a discount.
#1680 [13:54] <VoxelHead> mc.net/resoldcodes: See http://is.gd/Xxfrwj-
#1681 [13:56] <SkworCZ96> It has come to our attention that there are people out there selling Minecraft accounts/giftcodes with stolen credit cards and hacked PayPal accounts. As you may understand we cannot support people who purchase Minecraft from other sites than www.minecraft.net. The stolen codes will be inactivated in a given time.
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#1684 [14:02] <guest-0-89412> Hi! need help with game crashing all the time after 2-5min
#1685 [14:02] <guest-0-89412> due to memory issue
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#1688 [14:03] <Herp> Hey, whenever I try to connect it says "Can't Connect to Minecraf.Net"
#1689 [14:05] <clarjon1> Herp: the auth servers are derpin again
#1690 [14:06] <Herp> Ok
#1691 [14:06] <Herp> Gracies
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#1696 [14:12] <jaan> Hi guys :) I have a question ... me and my bro wanna play multiplayer together (he'll host the server). Can we play a modded server together or is this impossible? =/
#1697 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> Certainly possible
#1698 [14:12] <jaan> He's watching some bukkit tutorials now, but that seems to be more about making plugins rather than hosting mods... so dunno wtf is up with that :D
#1699 [14:13] <jaan> Are you bored enough to help us through the process, vulpine? xD
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#1701 [14:14] <IceGuest_77> .
#1702 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> Extremely simple. Follow: http://wiki.bukkit.org/Setting_up_a_server
#1703 [14:14] <jaan> oo
#1704 [14:14] <IceGuest_77> Anyone available to help me out real quick?
#1705 [14:14] <jaan> thx i'll give that a look
#1706 [14:17] <IceGuest_77> Anyone?
#1707 [14:19] <Iridium> my brother keeps getting disconnected
#1708 [14:19] <Iridium> http://pastebin.com/kgtx9XHX
#1709 [14:21] <Iridium> nm i fixed it
#1710 [14:21] <IceGuest_77> Been waiting for a bit...
#1711 [14:22] <IceGuest_77> nobody can help?
#1712 [14:24] <IceGuest_77> You'd figure with this amount of Operators, at least one would be available.
#1713 [14:25] <fault> ??> IceGuest_77 ask
#1714 [14:25] <VoxelHead> IceGuest_77: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1715 [14:25] <VoxelHead> IceGuest_77: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1716 [14:25] <IceGuest_77> Thankyou.
#1717 [14:25] <IceGuest_77> Alright, so I'm getting locked out of my game every ten minutes.
#1718 [14:25] <fault> What operating system are you using?
#1719 [14:25] <IceGuest_77> I've heard there's issues related to Nvidia graphic GPU's, which is what I'm using. Is there any way to resolve the hangs, and stilll run off my main GPU?
#1720 [14:26] <IceGuest_77> Windows 7.
#1721 [14:26] <fault> ??> IceGuest_77 win/dxdiag
#1722 [14:26] <VoxelHead> IceGuest_77: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1723 [14:26] <VoxelHead> IceGuest_77: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1725 [14:27] <mib_up3ubm> Sorry, my english is bad becaus i'm french
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#1727 [14:28] <stomper> ok my minecraft isn't running
#1728 [14:28] <mib_up3ubm> i can't connect my account
#1729 [14:28] <mib_up3ubm> and the wed site say " wrond username or passworld
#1730 [14:28] <IceGuest_77> http://pastebin.com/AjHj7QwV
#1731 [14:29] <stomper> theres no one in here to help us
#1732 [14:31] <mib_up3ubm> and when I make send an email, the website say : "Success! An e-mail has been dispatched and should make it's way to your inbox momentarily. " But I never recieved this Email
#1733 [14:31] <mib_up3ubm> Pleas, help Us
#1734 [14:31] <stomper> i didnt eather and i bought it 3 or 2 mothes ago
#1735 [14:31] <oldtopman> ??> mib_up3ubm account
#1736 [14:31] <VoxelHead> mib_up3ubm: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1737 [14:31] <VoxelHead> mib_up3ubm: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1738 [14:32] <stomper> yes my account
#1739 [14:32] <oldtopman> stomper: Be specific.
#1740 [14:32] <IceGuest_77> Voxel, have you looked at the system information yet?
#1741 [14:32] <oldtopman> ??> IceGuest_77 bot
#1742 [14:32] <VoxelHead> IceGuest_77: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#1743 [14:32] <IceGuest_77> Eugh.
#1744 [14:33] <stomper> what do i have to do with my email to get my account
#1745 [14:38] <onix> http://pastebin.com/89i7PnMj i updated my drivers on dell website and still have no acc open gl river error
#1746 [14:38] <onix> can anyone help ?
#1747 [14:38] <jaan> GreyVulpine, my bro has the server up and running, but for some reason i can't connect to him (using internal IP - we're in the same network)... this has always worked before though :)
#1748 [14:39] <jaan> Any ideas?
#1749 [14:39] <GreyVulpine> jaan - Did he mess with server.properties at all?
#1750 [14:40] <jaan> Nope
#1751 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> onix - Dxdiag please
#1752 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#1753 [14:40] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1754 [14:40] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1755 [14:40] <jaan> Failed to connect to server. Connection refused: connect.
#1756 [14:40] <onix> i did its in the pastebin i sent
#1757 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> jaan - Are you sure you're connecting to the local IP of the computer running the server?
#1758 [14:40] <onix> http://pastebin.com/89i7PnMj
#1759 [14:41] <jaan> yeap. 192.168.0.1 :D
#1760 [14:41] <IceGuest_77> Grey, anything you can do to help me out once you're done with him?
#1761 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> jaan - That's.. usually not the right ip address.
#1762 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> jaan - I'd double check his ip address
#1763 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> onix - Would be nice if we could get the dxdiag from you
#1764 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#1765 [14:41] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1766 [14:41] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1767 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - What's going on again?
#1768 [14:42] <jaan> GreyVulpine, ty, it was indeed the wrong IP :D I suck. :)
#1769 [14:42] <onix> oops sorry
#1770 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> jaan - No worries
#1771 [14:42] <IceGuest_77> @ Grey (For when you get the chance) My game is locking up every few minutes, and I'm using a Nvidia GPU. I've heard there's issues with minecraft when using Nvidia cards. -Dxdiag - http://pastebin.com/AjHj7QwV
#1772 [14:43] <onix> http://pastebin.com/Kty1jL0x here it is sorry bout that
#1773 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, no real problem lies with nvidia cards that don't affect other cards as well.
#1774 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - Could you describe this "locking up"?
#1775 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> onix - One moment
#1776 [14:43] <IceGuest_77> Well, i'd imaging you've heard of the "Run out of memory" error, right?
#1777 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - Yes, frequently
#1778 [14:44] <IceGuest_77> the game locks up prior to it displaying the message, but my game doesn't display the message, it continues after freezing for ten seconds.
#1779 [14:44] <IceGuest_77> So imagine that error, without the error message, and the game returning to normal.
#1780 [14:44] <IceGuest_77> It's extremely aggrivating
#1781 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - Hmm, points to a java issue
#1782 [14:45] <IceGuest_77> I've increased the memory available, multiple times.
#1783 [14:45] <IceGuest_77> google isn't helped me.
#1784 [14:45] <IceGuest_77> :(
#1785 [14:45] <IceGuest_77> hasn't*
#1786 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - Could you please try uninstalling all java from your system, and reinstalling only the 64 bit Java. (You can install 32 bit later)
#1787 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> You can find 64 bit java from here:
#1788 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> ?? java
#1789 [14:45] <VoxelHead> java: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#1790 [14:45] <VoxelHead> java: Other versions of java: Version 6: ?? getjre/6u27, ?? getjdk/6u27 | Version 7: ?? getjre/7u1, ?? getjdk/7u1
#1791 [14:46] <IceGuest_77> I already reinstalled it, but I'll give it a shot bud.
#1792 [14:46] <IceGuest_77> One sec.
#1793 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> onix - You're running a Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL video chipset on Windows XP Professional. Could you try downloading and installing the drivers from: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&ProdId=1764&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20XP%20Professional*&DownloadType=Drivers
#1794 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> onix - If that doesn't work, we may need to go to plan B
#1795 [14:47] <onix> ok will do thank you kind sir
#1796 [14:47] <IceGuest_77> This version? - Windows x64 16.39 MB jre-6u27-windows-x64.exe
#1797 [14:48] <IceGuest_77> ^@Grey
#1798 [14:48] <onix> it didnt work it said the driver installed is not validated for this system
#1799 [14:48] <onix> please obtain the driver from your manufacturer...on to plan b
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#1801 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> IceGuest_77 - Yes
#1802 [14:51] <IceGuest_77> @Grey I have reinstalled to that version of Java, I'll see if I can run Minecraft for a prolonged time now.
#1803 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> onix - Moment.
#1804 [14:53] <onix> ok
#1805 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> Alright. This'll be pretty long..
#1806 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> Go here, download this: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&ProdId=1764&DwnldID=12531&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Desktop+graphics+controllers&ProductProduct=Intel%c2%ae+82915G%2f82910GL+Express+Chipset+Family&lang=eng
#1807 [14:55] <onix> ok
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#1809 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Once you download that, please unzip to a folder where you can get to. Head to your Start menu, go to your control panel, then system. There, you should see the Device Manager, head there.
#1810 [14:56] <stomper> GreyVulpine i bought my account awhile ago and i still dount have it please help
#1811 [14:56] <onix> ok
#1812 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Look for Display Adapters, then your Intel chipset. Right click on it, choose Update drivers. Click on "Browse my computer for drivers", ""Let me pick from a list of drivers", and then the "Have disk" button
#1813 [14:57] <onix> ok
#1814 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> This is where you'll go to the folder you extracted the driver you downloaded earlier to. In that folder will be a folder named "Graphics". Select the .inf file inside that to start the driver installation process
#1815 [14:57] <stomper> where u talking to me
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#1817 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Reboot when you're done.
#1818 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> stomper - No.
#1819 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, I will be back in a few..
#1820 [14:57] <stomper> ok. now help me
#1821 [14:57] <stomper> please
#1822 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> stomper - If you haven't gotten a confirmation email, call your bank/credit card and confirm payment was made to mojang AB for minecraft
#1823 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Some banks block international transactions for fear of fraud.
#1824 [14:58] <stomper> i got the bill and it said i paid for it
#1825 [15:00] <stomper> so is there some way i can get it
#1826 [15:02] <Pixelkraft> Sorry, I'm french and my english is bad, When I enter my passworld and my user name, the website say : "sorry, wrong username or Passworld" and when I make a message for my inbox...
#1827 [15:02] <Pixelkraft> ... There is write : "Success! An e-mail has been dispatched and should make it's way to your inbox momentarily. " But I've never got this email
#1828 [15:03] <IceGuest_77> After playing for a bit, it seems that it's not locking up anymore. I'm going to try it with my texture pack now.
#1829 [15:03] <IceGuest_77> ^-6
#1830 [15:03] <Pixelkraft> ... Help me please
#1831 [15:05] <Pixelkraft> Has someone have a solution for my probleme ???
#1832 [15:05] <stomper> im sorry i cant help
#1833 [15:06] <stomper> o go cheack ur email
#1834 [15:06] <stomper> grey r u ack
#1835 [15:06] <mib_up3ubm> Yes, i've do that but never
#1836 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, I'm back now
#1837 [15:06] <mib_up3ubm> Anfd i'm think to, i've benne hack
#1838 [15:06] <mib_up3ubm> *Been
#1839 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> Pixelkraft - Check all the emails you usually use.
#1840 [15:07] <stomper> it ok. do i have to buy a new account to get mc
#1841 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> stomper - You've been charged before?
#1842 [15:07] <stomper> yes
#1843 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Did you purchase minecraft from minecraft.net?
#1844 [15:07] <stomper> yes
#1845 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Did you do a http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename on all the emails you normally use?
#1846 [15:08] <stomper> yes
#1847 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> It'll allow you to see what usernames have been associated with what email
#1848 [15:08] <mib_up3ubm> Is there a nothe's box for send a email for tell him about my situation ?
#1849 [15:08] <stomper> yes and i have been on all of the ones i have
#1850 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> stomper - The only reasons why an account would not be premium, is if you've mistakenly used a user account that's not been paid for, you paid for a gift code, or somebody reversed payment on that account
#1851 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_up3ubm - www.minecraft.net/support
#1852 [15:09] <stomper> o ok. so what do i have to do
#1853 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Were you able to play minecraft before at all?
#1854 [15:10] <stomper> yes
#1855 [15:10] <IceGuest_77> After playing for a while on my HD texture pack, I've received no memory errors or lockups!
#1856 [15:10] <IceGuest_77> Thanks grey. <3
#1857 [15:10] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1857 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Feel free to install 32 bit java so that you can use java on 32 bit browsers
#1858 [15:11] <IceGuest_77> I'm only using Chrome.
#1859 [15:11] <IceGuest_77> I don't feel I need it.
#1860 [15:11] * GreyVulpine shrugs.
#1860 [15:11] <IceGuest_77> Thanks, best of luck to you in helping the rest of these guys out.
#1861 [15:11] <IceGuest_77> Bye.
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#1864 [15:14] <stomper> ok but i do have another problem
#1865 [15:14] <IceGuest_77> And immediately after I see no issues, it locks up for another ten seconds.
#1866 [15:14] <IceGuest_77> :(
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#1868 [15:21] <stomper> when i try to run y mc it says " The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Enviroment installation or the runtime is corrupted. The system cannot find the path specified."
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#1871 [15:21] <IceGuest_77_> Reinstall java bud.
#1872 [15:21] <stomper> o ok thenx
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#1874 [15:25] <mib_avkm84> i need help. every time i log in it sais login failed
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#1880 [15:42] <Ida> anybody who speak swedish??
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#1884 [15:48] <Ida> one of my worlds has crashed...the screen is all black...can anyone help me??
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#1886 [15:49] <guest-788262-61319> I need help badly
#1887 [15:49] <guest-788262-61319> I was trying to send a world to a friend
#1888 [15:49] <guest-788262-61319> And I put the folders the world is made up of in to one folder
#1889 [15:50] <guest-788262-61319> I logged in to MC and the world was
#1890 [15:50] <guest-788262-61319> gone
#1891 [15:50] <guest-788262-61319> IF I CANT FIX IT IM SCREWED!!!!!
#1892 [15:50] <guest-788262-61319> Please help!
#1893 [15:50] <guest-788262-61319> Anyone here?
#1894 [15:51] <guest-788262-61319> ANYONE!!!!!!??????!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????!!!!!
#1895 [15:52] <guest-788262-61319> I DESPERATELY NEED HELP
#1896 [15:52] <Ida> im here but i cant help you...sorry...need help to..
#1897 [15:58] <Ida> hello...is there anybody here who can help me???
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#1904 [16:12] <Kelash> HI I just bought minecraft via direct debit. But they have nothing yet lifted off the account, there was an error message. Now I do not know yet is whether or not charged. how do I know if I've now bought minecraft or not.
#1905 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> Most likely it wasn't completed. Call your bank to make sure though.
#1906 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> Ask them if they have a record of a transaction going to Mojang AB for minecraft
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#1908 [16:15] <guest-65132-03229> Hello
#1909 [16:15] <Bman214> I have question about mob spawning behavior.
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#1911 [16:16] <Bman214> Hello? can anyone help?
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#1913 [16:16] <hugo2dog> ill try bman214
#1914 [16:16] <Bman214> Okay. Thank you.
#1915 [16:17] <hugo2dog> Whats the problem?
#1916 [16:17] <Bman214> Mobs spawn outside of 24 blocks around you, correct?
#1917 [16:17] <Bman214> you meaning the player
#1918 [16:18] <hugo2dog> yes
#1919 [16:18] <hirsty> hey guys
#1920 [16:18] <hirsty> still gett ing kicked off weith the error :(
#1921 [16:18] <Bman214> So, will they spawn 24+ blocks above or below you? (Focusing more an above, because I made a gravity mob trap and it isn't spawning anything.)
#1922 [16:18] <hugo2dog> i think so
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#1924 [16:19] <hugo2dog> as long as its dark enough
#1925 [16:19] <Bman214> The spawning area of the trap is 33 blocks above the point I stand at.
#1926 [16:19] <Bman214> I once read an article with a study a guy had done on whether or not mobs spawn above or below you.
#1927 [16:19] <Bman214> His conclusion was that they do.
#1928 [16:20] <hugo2dog> yes they do
#1929 [16:20] <obi_wan> I was wondering, what stops you from downloading minecraft to 30 computers
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#1931 [16:20] <hugo2dog> nothing
#1932 [16:20] <Bman214> obi, it requires a login to play. unless you play offline but then you can't play smp
#1933 [16:20] <obi_wan> can you plat it without internet
#1934 [16:20] <hugo2dog> but you cant play minecraft on the same account on multiplayer
#1935 [16:20] <Bman214> Yes.
#1936 [16:21] <obi_wan> what is smp
#1937 [16:21] <hugo2dog> survival multiplayer
#1938 [16:21] <Bman214> Anyway, back to my question... so they DO spawn 24+ blocks above or below you? or not?
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#1940 [16:21] <hugo2dog> more like survival-Multi0player
#1941 [16:21] <hugo2dog> yes i think so
#1942 [16:21] <Bman214> I just need to know if I need to like.... worldedit my mob trap to somewhere else or not.
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#1945 [16:22] <Bman214> I've gotten nothing to spawn.
#1946 [16:22] <hugo2dog> is it dark enough
#1947 [16:22] <Bman214> Well, at night, yes.
#1948 [16:23] <Bman214> Do mobs spawn on cobblestone?
#1949 [16:23] <Bman214> I thought they did...
#1950 [16:24] <hugo2dog> the 24+ blocks is true
#1951 [16:24] <Bman214> Well, think of it this way.
#1952 [16:24] <hugo2dog> ok
#1953 [16:24] <hugo2dog> the cobblestone,
#1954 [16:24] <Bman214> Think of the no-spawn area as a large glass dome around me. Expanding to 24 blocks in every direction.
#1955 [16:25] <hugo2dog> give me a min to research
#1956 [16:25] <Bman214> Is this no-spawn zone a cylinder that goes from skybox to bedrock? Or is it a perfect 48-block diameter sphere?
#1957 [16:26] <hugo2dog> 24 diameter sphere
#1958 [16:26] <hugo2dog> i think#
#1959 [16:26] <hirsty> gUYS IVE MADE A CLASSIC MAP 512 X 128 X 512 AND I GET AN ERROR IN THE WOM CLIENT
#1960 [16:26] <hirsty> woops :/
#1961 [16:27] <Bman214> So, a dark floating cobblestone structure of about... 24x24 (I forget the actual dimensions) and 32 blocks above me will spawn things?
#1962 [16:27] <almostroot> hirsty: We don;t support WoM. Only the official clients.
#1963 [16:28] <almostroot> Bman214: The only thing restricting monster spawning is the amount of light.
#1964 [16:28] <Bman214> Well, they should be spawning at night.
#1965 [16:29] <hirsty> almostroot : errors on official client too
#1966 [16:30] <Bman214> Almostroot: they should spawn at night, right?
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#1969 [16:33] <almostroot> hirsty: Classic does't have a client. Only the web version.
#1970 [16:33] <umbridge> Hi. I had a really old version of minecraft and I just updated to the newest version only now all I get is a black screen. I have updated java and still no luck
#1971 [16:33] <umbridge> Anyone know what I should do?
#1972 [16:33] <almostroot> Bman214: Anywhere that light is low enough assuming the world is not on peacefull.
#1973 [16:33] <almostroot> umbridge: Using Windows?
#1974 [16:33] <umbridge> mac
#1975 [16:33] <umbridge> ox
#1976 [16:34] <umbridge> yes 10.5.8
#1977 [16:34] <almostroot> ??> umbridge mac/10.5.8
#1978 [16:34] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#1979 [16:34] <umbridge> *os x
#1980 [16:34] <Bman214> It isn't on peaceful. I know, because a creeper scared the living *^#$ out of me by coming up to my wall and I saw it when I turned around
#1981 [16:34] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
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#1983 [16:34] <Bman214> Do you think maybe there's nothing spawning because of caves and other places for mobs to spawn in the area?
#1984 [16:35] <umbridge> thanks, I'll try it
#1985 [16:35] <Bman214> So if I place torches in the surrounding area, would it help? Or do I have to go explore all the caves too?
#1986 [16:37] <Bman214> AuBot: Am I right? ^
#1987 [16:37] <almostroot> Bman214: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spawn#Mob_Spawning
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#1989 [16:37] <Bman214> thank you. give me a min
#1990 [16:39] <hirsty> root: sorry thats what i meant
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#1992 [16:40] <Bman214> When they say chunk, they mean a 16x16 area right?
#1993 [16:40] <Bman214> Can mobs spawin within the same chunk as a player? Even 24+ blocks above or below?
#1994 [16:40] <almostroot> Bman214: There's a link. Read it.
#1995 [16:41] <Bman214> I am.
#1996 [16:42] <Bman214> I think maybe there isn't enough spawning room. I need there to be a whole chunk worth of area in every (horizontal) direction of the water.
#1997 [16:43] <Bman214> My spawn point (my bed) and myself are NOT under 24 blocks spherically to the trap. So it cannot be that.
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#1999 [16:49] <Bman214> There are three things I should do, in THIS order. (1) Expand the spawning area on the trap. (2) Put a roof over the spawning areas so they can spawn during the day, so not ALL the spawns go to caves. (3) I need to put torches all around the area and maybe in caves.
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#2001 [16:49] <mr_boo> Hello?
#2002 [16:49] <Bman214> Hello
#2003 [16:49] <mr_boo> Hi! Finally.
#2004 [16:50] <mr_boo> My minecract name needs to be changed, there was an error when I was prompted to change it.
#2005 [16:50] <mr_boo> I was in the wrong channe;l/
#2006 [16:50] <almostroot> mr_boo: You cannot change your username at this time.
#2007 [16:50] <Bman214> Oh. I dunno what to do about that.
#2008 [16:50] <mr_boo> Umm...
#2009 [16:50] <mr_boo> Then I cant login?
#2010 [16:50] <mr_boo> Surely I can't be the only one this has happened to.
#2011 [16:50] <almostroot> mr_boo: Log in with the name you registered with.
#2012 [16:50] <mr_boo> I had a period in my name
#2013 [16:50] <mr_boo> so the site told em to change it
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#2015 [16:50] <mr_boo> And there was an error
#2016 [16:51] <mr_boo> Now the old name doesn't work
#2017 [16:51] <Bman214> Is this for the minecraft.net or minecraftforum.net?
#2018 [16:51] <mr_boo> Minecraft.
#2019 [16:51] <{unimatrix}> www.livestream.com/worldofterra?t=628205
#2020 [16:51] <adf> i cant join my multiplayer server
#2021 [16:51] <mr_boo> minecraft.net served me a page. That allowed me to change my username.
#2022 [16:51] <{unimatrix}> www.livestream.com/worldofterra?t=628205
#2023 [16:52] <umbridge> OK I went to the YouTube tutorial and he said I need to locate the JavaApplication Stub by clicking command shift g and then putting the link in the description. However there is no link that appears when I do that. What is the link that I should put in?
#2024 [16:52] <Iridium> will pistons push mobs?
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#2028 [16:53] <adf> i cant join my muultiplayer server
#2029 [16:53] <umbridge> I am trying to make minecraft work on my mac
#2030 [16:53] <mr_boo> localhost?
#2031 [16:53] <mr_boo> Anyway, No one here that can help me besides telling me to login using a name that doesn't exsist anymore?
#2032 [16:54] <almostroot> mr_boo: Usernames aren't deleted.
#2033 [16:54] <mr_boo> Alrighty, Well it says that one's not registered anymore.
#2034 [16:54] <adf> local host works but the ip doesnt
#2035 [16:54] <mr_boo> And it has a . in it, so I can't re-register for it.
#2036 [16:54] <mr_boo> Router Firewall
#2037 [16:54] <mr_boo> or windows firewall
#2038 [16:54] <mr_boo> ports.
#2039 [16:55] <adf> it just happened today
#2040 [16:55] <Iridium> is it somebody else trying to connect to your server?
#2041 [16:55] <adf> before today it worked
#2042 [16:55] <Iridium> have you checked your ip hasn't changed?
#2043 [16:55] <mr_boo> Ok, later guys.
#2044 [16:56] <Iridium> sometimes when you reboot your pc your internal ip will change so you'll need to adjust your ports
#2045 [16:57] <adf> can i reset my router
#2046 [16:57] <Iridium> are you asking if you're able to?
#2047 [16:57] <adf> yea
#2048 [16:58] <adf> no
#2049 [16:58] <adf> will it work
#2050 [16:58] <Iridium> i don't think so
#2051 [16:58] <adf> ill go check my ports
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#2057 [17:27] <mib_pe6u5t> hey im trying to play the free outdated version of minecraft but it wont let me. it says that the pixelation is not excelerated.
#2058 [17:27] <oldtopman> ??> mib_pe6u5t gpu/driver
#2059 [17:27] * guest-0-94599 [guest-0-94599@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2060 [17:27] <oldtopman> ??< index
#2061 [17:27] <mib_pe6u5t> ?
#2062 [17:27] <username> Anyone around
#2063 [17:28] <oldtopman> ??> mib_pe6u5t gpu/update
#2064 [17:28] <VoxelHead> mib_pe6u5t: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#2065 [17:28] <oldtopman> ??> username ask
#2066 [17:28] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2067 [17:28] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2068 [17:28] <username> I was just seeing if anyone was available first ;p
#2069 [17:28] <username> ok
#2070 [17:28] <username> so heres the deal
#2071 [17:28] <username> I got my first server had it working a volounteer form here joined it
#2072 [17:29] <username> i somhow managed to change my ip i think this is the issue but i also redled the server to 1.8 and dled a map ( skyblock)
#2073 [17:29] <username> and now no one can join
#2074 [17:29] <username> I have opened all ports excepted program yadyada
#2075 [17:29] <username> portchecker says it sclosed
#2076 [17:29] <username> but for th elife of me i dont know why
#2077 [17:30] <username> but when i check here
#2078 [17:30] <username> bot says it works but does not appear to be a minecraft server
#2079 [17:30] <oldtopman> username: You need to open an exception in your physical firewall
#2080 [17:30] <username> i did that as well
#2081 [17:30] <username> it did used to work
#2082 [17:30] <oldtopman> hrm
#2083 [17:30] <username> i had it running
#2084 [17:31] <oldtopman> Does a new map do anything, and is the server bukkit?
#2085 [17:31] <username> no its just the sites server
#2086 [17:31] <username> and the new map works fine
#2087 [17:31] <username> well not anymore i mucked it up to trying to fix it
#2088 [17:31] <username> i can delete everything and retry but I think its a conenction issue
#2089 [17:31] <username> a bloc ksomwhere or improper path
#2090 [17:32] <username> but on my modem page it looks right
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#2092 [17:32] <mib_pe6u5t> so what do i do? i cant play and it says that the pixelation is not excelerated. im trying to use the free outdated version. pleas help.
#2093 [17:32] <username> !ip
#2094 [17:32] <username> whats the command for public ip
#2095 [17:32] <mib_pe6u5t> ?
#2096 [17:33] <Thrae> username: ;ip
#2097 [17:33] <username> theres a command on voxel to shop public ip
#2098 [17:33] <username> ;ip
#2099 [17:33] <WugBot> IP address of username is: 64.231.222.77
#2100 [17:33] <username> ty
#2101 [17:33] <mib_xymcxh> Can anybody help with running minecraft? I had my computer debugged but I didnt lose the game but it won't let me play it
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#2103 [17:33] <mib_pe6u5t> can i get an answer
#2104 [17:33] <mib_pe6u5t> im new to this
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#2106 [17:34] <oldtopman> ??> mib_pe6u5t gpu/update
#2107 [17:34] <VoxelHead> mib_pe6u5t: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#2108 [17:34] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh what exactly does it do ?
#2109 [17:34] <username> 17:33] <AuBot> It works username, but that did not seem like a Minecraft server...
#2110 [17:34] <mib_xymcxh> i doble click and it acts like it will run but it wont go to the log in page
#2111 [17:35] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh have you got a av = antivirus ?
#2112 [17:35] <pudgetta> how can i get minecraft to work when i click play Beta in browser?
#2113 [17:35] <mib_xymcxh> microsoft security essentails
#2114 [17:35] <mib_pe6u5t> im sorry, i feel like a kid in a company meeting, i have no idea what your talking about
#2115 [17:35] <username> lets pretend im an idiot and can't find the proper spot to port forward on my modem and the port site page for my modem is outdated
#2116 [17:36] <username> how would i rectify this
#2117 [17:36] <lemon-rev> username / portforward.com <
#2118 [17:36] <username> i tried it but it doese not look the same as my modem site page
#2119 [17:36] <username> its outdated
#2120 [17:36] <mib_xymcxh> i tried downloading it again
#2121 [17:37] <username> o and also my modem page doesen't work anymore haha i forgot
#2122 [17:37] <lemon-rev> username look for google.com and type the model number of your modem and also your model brand and type manuel, it should tell you in a pdf
#2123 [17:37] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh i ment does you antivirus scanner block minecraft.exe
#2124 [17:37] <mib_pe6u5t> can u explain to me on how to update my video drivers, i feel like im lost here
#2125 [17:37] <mib_xymcxh> it asks me if i want to still run it and i click yes
#2126 [17:38] <lemon-rev> mib_pe6u5t windows ? / mac
#2127 [17:38] <lemon-rev> ?
#2128 [17:38] <mib_xymcxh> and then it usually does run
#2129 [17:38] <mib_pe6u5t> windows
#2130 [17:38] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_pe6u5t win/dxdiag
#2131 [17:38] <VoxelHead> mib_pe6u5t: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2132 [17:38] <VoxelHead> mib_pe6u5t: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2133 [17:38] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh what did you do to minecraft before it stoped working ?
#2134 [17:39] <username> anyone know how I can fix my router page haha
#2135 [17:39] <username> i got mad last night and destroyed it D:
#2136 [17:39] <mib_xymcxh> nothing. it was working fine till my laptop started messing up and then it started acting weird after i got it fixed
#2137 [17:39] <lemon-rev> username do as i told you about the google and the router / modem
#2138 [17:39] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_xymcxh win/reinst
#2139 [17:39] <VoxelHead> mib_xymcxh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2140 [17:40] <VoxelHead> mib_xymcxh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2141 [17:40] <username> yes but i cant use my 192.168.2.1 to make the changes
#2142 [17:40] <username> until i fix it
#2143 [17:40] <username> so i can google away and find what to do but my page still no work
#2144 [17:40] <mib_xymcxh> i did that. i have only the log in file thing
#2145 [17:40] <mib_xymcxh> and it still wont let me run it
#2146 [17:40] <lemon-rev> username that manuel online should be the one that came with the orgional / router / modem and if you cant get that page to work then only way you can fix it is to get a new one
#2147 [17:41] <username> like physically a new one ?
#2148 [17:41] <pudgetta> when i do click on play beta or sigle or multi player on alpha it responds by saying that there is a problem. something about data execution prevention??
#2149 [17:41] <username> its my Bell internet servers modem page..... I just clicked a bunch of random crap on the 192.168.2.1 page and now it cant be accessed
#2150 [17:41] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh download the latest client from minecraft.net < and you might have to rename it to minecraft.exe after you download it, sometimes it doesnt download as a exe
#2151 [17:42] <lemon-rev> username thats what you get for playing around with delicate stuff, if you can get it to reset then good luck other wise i cant help
#2152 [17:42] <mib_xymcxh> ok let me try and ill let you know. do i have to delete the shortcut?
#2153 [17:42] <username> kk
#2154 [17:42] <lemon-rev> hm, if its just a shortcut then you can , but if its from the site then delete it as well
#2155 [17:42] <username> well the server shouldent make it so difficult to host. its their fault i pay good money for this to be idiot proof.
#2156 [17:43] <username> lol
#2157 [17:43] <username> ill cal lthem and see if they can reset it
#2158 [17:43] <mib_xymcxh> i dont have the .minecraft folder anymore. could that be a problem?
#2159 [17:43] <lemon-rev> username its your stupid fault for not knowing before playing around with something like this, and it happens to those who always want to make something allowed though there computer, its just a matter of things that happen once you get more technology
#2160 [17:43] <username> facepalm.
#2161 [17:44] <mib_pe6u5t> is it safe to just send my info like that? im a little cautious
#2162 [17:44] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh yes, thats why its not playing
#2163 [17:44] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh that exe file im trying to get you to run should update files again
#2164 [17:44] <username> i wasent playing around I was following peoples directions on here who REFUSED to team me and show me what to do because they said I NEEDED to learn for myself so i tried everything and eventually mucked it up
#2165 [17:45] <lemon-rev> mib_pe6u5t all its going to tell me is your system info not your ip or anything so dont worry about me like hacking or whatnot , and we dont do that here
#2166 [17:45] <username> so sorry for not being born a professional computer programmer
#2167 [17:45] <username> i did everything by the book it was working
#2168 [17:45] <lemon-rev> username it is best to learn your self and that is why i have gotten you to look up the manuel online
#2169 [17:45] <username> th eip change messed everything
#2170 [17:45] <clarjon1> ...
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#2172 [17:46] <lemon-rev> username end of story i will and can not help you alone on this, if you wish to make a server then you need to learn how to make it work, you know what port to forward if you can make it happen though your router then best of luck and good luck, but end stop bugging me, i have told you all i can on this
#2173 [17:47] <Miner49r> I need tech help
#2174 [17:47] <lemon-rev> ?? ask
#2175 [17:47] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2176 [17:47] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2177 [17:47] <lemon-rev> hm
#2178 [17:47] <mib_pe6u5t> ok i pasted the info, now what
#2179 [17:48] <clarjon1> username: you changed your router's IP? you'll need to reset your router back to factory defaults if it's inaccessable :s
#2180 [17:48] <lemon-rev> how so kealper if you wish to talk do it on channel
#2181 [17:48] <lemon-rev> i have tryed telling him to do so
#2182 [17:48] <Miner49r> When I hit play in browser I dont get a black screen or anything all I see is the background
#2183 [17:49] <oldtopman> Miner49r: Try the downloaded version.
#2184 [17:49] <username> dont bother clar ty though apparently this is not a help IRC it's a spot for people who know about computers to feel big by bashing others who need help/ Ill figure it out eventually
#2185 [17:49] <Kealper> lemon-rev: matters such as that are better kept in more private locations
#2186 [17:49] <mib_xymcxh> it said i downloaded it but it still wont run. there still isnt a .minecraft file showing and i renamed it minecraft..exe
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#2188 [17:49] <mib_xymcxh> minecraft.exe
#2189 [17:49] <mib_pe6u5t> i have sent the info, now what do i do
#2190 [17:49] <lemon-rev> kealper then pm me and not such red messages because i dont know how to respond to them ie / < comand
#2191 [17:49] <Miner49r> Well i try to download it and it says i cant
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#2193 [17:50] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh can you login to minecraft.net and click in broswer
#2194 [17:50] <clarjon1> lemon-rev: try /notice username message here
#2195 [17:50] <lemon-rev> i see
#2196 [17:51] <Miner49r> yes but all i see is the background no window or anything
#2197 [17:51] <mib_xymcxh> ok i did but nothing is happening
#2198 [17:51] <lemon-rev> Miner49r did you try login with the broswer as well ?
#2199 [17:51] <lemon-rev> mib_xymcxh java.com < please make sure you have latest version
#2200 [17:51] <Miner49r> yes
#2201 [17:52] <lemon-rev> Miner49r could you do same thing
#2202 [17:52] <BenX116> If you also displays that do not have Minecraft premum?
#2203 [17:52] <mib_pe6u5t> where is the guy that was helping me
#2204 [17:52] <mib_pe6u5t> ....
#2205 [17:52] <lemon-rev> hm
#2206 [17:52] <lemon-rev> BenX116 what you mean minecraft is telling you its not premium ?
#2207 [17:53] <Miner49r> Like i said every time i hit in browser all i see is the background
#2208 [17:53] <BenX116> yes
#2209 [17:53] <mib_pe6u5t> some on
#2210 [17:53] <mib_pe6u5t> some one help....
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#2212 [17:54] <mib_pe6u5t> nobody is going to help....
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#2214 [17:55] <Miner49r> how do you leave
#2215 [17:55] <Miner49r> ??
#2216 [17:55] <Marvel> hello?
#2217 [17:56] <mib_xymcxh> ill have to come back. i have to restart browser
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#2219 [17:56] <Miner49r> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2220 [17:56] <Marvel> Has anyone ever seen a "java platform SE binary has stopped working" error
#2221 [17:56] <oldtopman> Marvel: Yep, The solution is to reinstall java.
#2222 [17:56] <mib_pe6u5t> head i still need you here
#2223 [17:56] <Miner49r> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
#2224 [17:56] <Marvel> Aha. Thx
#2225 [17:57] <oldtopman> ;kick Miner49r SPAAAAAM
#2226 [17:57] * WugBot kicked Miner49r from #minecrafthelp (Reason: iner49r :SPAAAAAM)
#2227 [17:57] <BenX116> Anyone can't help me?
#2228 [17:57] <oldtopman> ??> BenX116 account
#2229 [17:57] <VoxelHead> BenX116: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#2230 [17:57] <VoxelHead> BenX116: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#2231 [17:57] <mib_pe6u5t> head i need your help
#2232 [17:58] <mib_pe6u5t> i sent the info, what do i do now
#2233 [17:58] <mib_pe6u5t> hello?
#2234 [17:59] <mib_pe6u5t> some one help me
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#2236 [18:00] <mib_pe6u5t> i sent the info that was asked of me, what was the link i need to coppy
#2237 [18:01] <mib_pe6u5t> VoxelHead can u help me
#2238 [18:01] <[L]> Herp
#2239 [18:02] <[L]> ??> mib_pe6u5t bot
#2240 [18:02] <VoxelHead> mib_pe6u5t: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
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#2242 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> ok
#2243 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> but
#2244 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> what do i do
#2245 [18:02] <[L]> He's a Bot
#2246 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> i sent the info
#2247 [18:02] <[L]> He can't help you
#2248 [18:02] <[L]> :l
#2249 [18:02] <[L]> Also
#2250 [18:02] <[L]> What?
#2251 [18:02] <[L]> Shut up vox
#2252 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> im not a damn bot
#2253 [18:02] <[L]> I meant Voxel
#2254 [18:02] <mib_pe6u5t> .....
#2255 [18:03] <mib_62kw8q> Is lemon still here?
#2256 [18:03] <mib_pe6u5t> great
#2257 [18:03] <clarjon1> mib_pe6u5t: Voxelhead is a bot lol
#2258 [18:03] <mib_pe6u5t> this has bin a huge wast of time then...
#2259 [18:03] <[L]> lemon-rev
#2260 [18:04] <[L]> Ring ring
#2261 [18:04] <mib_62kw8q> lemon-rev i tired updating java but there was a problem. what now?
#2262 [18:04] <oldtopman> ??> mib_62kw8q win/javara
#2263 [18:04] <VoxelHead> mib_62kw8q: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2264 [18:04] <VoxelHead> mib_62kw8q: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2265 [18:05] <lemon-rev> l?
#2266 [18:05] <lemon-rev> sorry
#2267 [18:05] <mib_pe6u5t> is it still a bot...
#2268 [18:05] <lemon-rev> i was cought up talking to kealper
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#2270 [18:05] <mib_pe6u5t> i hate dealing with machines.....
#2271 [18:05] <BenX116> so, I bought gift code 1 month ago, and all was working, but today it's telling me it's not premium
#2272 [18:06] <mib_pe6u5t> too much of a hassle
#2273 [18:06] <mib_62kw8q> so VoxelHead which one should i download
#2274 [18:06] <lemon-rev> BenX116 dude, only thing i belive we can do is point you to minecraft.net / help and find a way to contract them about it
#2275 [18:06] <oldtopman> mib_62kw8q: People only ask 5 questions here. We wrote a script so we don't have to type out all of them.
#2276 [18:06] <hoppis> why does minecraft consume so much ram?
#2277 [18:06] <oldtopman> ??> hoppis retro
#2278 [18:06] <VoxelHead> hoppis: (retro) Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#2279 [18:06] <VoxelHead> hoppis: (retro) Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#2280 [18:07] <mib_pe6u5t> fuck this im just going to get a laptop. i hate bots!
#2281 [18:07] <mib_62kw8q> oldtopman. look im just trying to get answers to make minecraft work again
#2282 [18:08] <oldtopman> ;kick mib_pe6u5t Keep it civil.
#2283 [18:08] * WugBot kicked mib_pe6u5t from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_pe6u5t :Keep it civil.)
#2284 [18:08] <oldtopman> heh
#2285 [18:08] <oldtopman> He was kicked by a bot, how ironic.
#2286 [18:08] <Kealper> aubot....
#2287 [18:08] <Kealper> why arn't you op'd
#2288 [18:08] <oldtopman> ;op AuBot
#2289 [18:08] <oldtopman> >.>
#2290 [18:08] <oldtopman> mib_62kw8q: Download the javara file.
#2291 [18:08] <oldtopman> Run it.
#2292 [18:09] <Kealper> .hop
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#2295 [18:09] <oldtopman> o.o
#2296 [18:09] <Kealper> hmm...
#2297 [18:09] <oldtopman> Kealper: It isn't authed to NS
#2298 [18:10] <oldtopman> Flags for AuBot in #minecrafthelp are +AOVfiortv.
#2299 [18:10] <Kealper> i noticed...
#2300 [18:10] <Kealper> and i'm confused as to why D:
#2301 [18:10] <oldtopman> Eggdrop?
#2302 [18:10] <Kealper> AuBot...lol
#2303 [18:11] <oldtopman> \o/
#2304 [18:11] <oldtopman> fuckin sensour ought to work now
#2305 [18:11] * AuBot kicked oldtopman from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ldtopman :Please keep it civil.)
#2306 [18:11] <Kealper> \o/
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#2308 [18:12] * oldtopman high fives Kealper
#2308 [18:12] <Kealper> no idea why it didn't ident the first time though
#2309 [18:13] <oldtopman> Is it an eggdrop bot?
#2310 [18:13] <Kealper> nope
#2311 [18:13] <Kealper> it's literally an AuBot lol.../version it :P
#2312 [18:13] * Kealper stuffs aubot back in to all it's seeeekrit channels
#2312 [18:13] <Kealper> !load mod_chan
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#2314 [18:14] <TheNytangel> Kealper = Ken Piper?
#2315 [18:14] <Kealper> might be, might not be
#2316 [18:14] <TheNytangel> You are..
#2317 [18:14] <mib_62kw8q> VoxelHead i need to remove old version and then look for more updates correct>
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#2319 [18:16] <guest-0-19967> hello?
#2320 [18:16] <guest-0-19967> anyone in here?
#2321 [18:16] <Kealper> nope, not at all
#2322 [18:16] <guest-0-19967> hi
#2323 [18:17] <guest-0-19967> game crashed, cited java error; reinstalled java, same problem
#2324 [18:17] <Kealper> can you put said Java error on to http://pastebin.com and give the URL to that paste in here?
#2325 [18:17] <guest-0-19967> sure
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#2329 [18:23] <Dashkin> Hello was just wondering if anyone could help me.. i started playing minecraft and after playing it for about 5 mins i suddenly get lag spikes :S like my FPS dropped to about 5
#2330 [18:23] <guest-0-19967> Hi again. Minecraft problem with Java on Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0GeQTJQW
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#2333 [18:25] <Netharian> Ok who could i ask for a minecraft issue i haz?
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#2335 [18:34] <Habstinat> Hello. I'm unable to run Minecraft. I'm running Arch Linux x64 and have Sun's jre installed. When I try to run it, I get to the login screen and am able to enter in my info, but when I click "login" I get "Updating Minecraft" "Done loading" with the green bar about 31/32nds of the way through and the game just hangs there. Here's the terminal output: (con't)
#2336 [18:35] <Habstinat> http://pastie.org/2702838 and here's the output of java -version: http://pastie.org/2702842
#2337 [18:35] <Habstinat> Thanks ahead of time for any responses.
#2338 [18:37] <Wug> Habstinat: use java 6
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#2340 [18:38] <Wug> also thats weird, this is after logging in? that error looks like it results from improper invocation
#2341 [18:38] <Wug> try the following command instead:
#2342 [18:38] <Habstinat> Wug: I seem to get a comment like this every time I ask for help with Minecraft, and then I downgrade and it still doesn't work. Do you really think this is what is causing the issue? I don't mind downgrading, but only if there is proof that it will help.
#2343 [18:39] <Wug> Habstinat: loads of people have issues with java 7 and then 6 works fine
#2344 [18:39] <Wug> used to be in the topic but isnt anymore
#2345 [18:39] <Wug> anyway before you do that
#2346 [18:40] <Habstinat> Wug: Ah. Alright. I'll give it a shot if the command doesn't work.
#2347 [18:40] <Wug> try: java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
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#2352 [18:42] <Habstinat> Wug: I'm still getting the same hang. Unfortunately downgrading Java will require me to log out and back in, so I'll see y'alls in a bit.
#2353 [18:42] <Wug> wait
#2354 [18:43] <Habstinat> Wug: Ok.
#2355 [18:43] <Wug> is there any error output
#2356 [18:44] <Habstinat> Wug: Looks the same. http://pastie.org/2702884
#2357 [18:44] <Wug> yeah, try downgrading
#2358 [18:44] <Habstinat> Wug: What exactly is the reccommended version?
#2359 [18:45] <Wug> most recent version of 6, which is 6u27 I believe
#2360 [18:45] <Wug> :j
#2361 [18:45] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#2362 [18:45] <Wug> most recent version appears to still be 6u27
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#2364 [18:49] <Ked1215> Hi, ive been trying to make a minecraft 1.9 server to play with some friends i can run a server in 1.8 but everytime i try a 1.9 it says not enough ram how do i fix this?
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#2368 [18:53] <Ked1215> anyone?
#2369 [18:53] <DualDigit> Hello guys!
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#2371 [18:55] <Habstinat> Wug: Alright, time for the moment of truth...
#2372 [18:55] <Ked1215> ?
#2373 [18:56] <woder> Ked, normaly you can just ignore that message unless stuff starts going really wrong
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#2375 [18:56] <seth> ok ive tried 100 times to play minecraft when i go to play it says an update is available and i click update now and it gets through a little bit and stops the it says retrieving minecraft.jar and it stays there and does nothing can i please get some help ???!!!
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#2377 [18:57] <Habstinat> Wug: ...Same error D: I have some test worlds and whatnot already in .minecraft, would it be better if I just made a backup and deleted that folder?
#2378 [18:57] <Wug> Habstinat: what minecraft.jar are you running, the one from the website?
#2379 [18:57] <seth> yes
#2380 [18:57] <Habstinat> Wug: Yup. Completely unmodded.
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#2382 [18:58] <fte1980> hello
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#2384 [18:58] <Wug> Habstinat: is your home environment variable set
#2385 [18:58] <DualDigit_> Hey guys
#2386 [18:59] <seth> ok ive tried 100 times to play minecraft when i go to play it says an update is available and i click update now and it gets through a little bit and stops the it says retrieving minecraft.jar and it stays there and does nothing can i please get some help ???!!!
#2387 [18:59] <Wug> seth: try the force update button
#2388 [18:59] <Wug> and dont repeat yourself, the message is still right there, we can still see it
#2389 [18:59] <seth> i did it does the same thing
#2390 [18:59] <Wug> seth: you're running windows, right
#2391 [18:59] <seth> yep
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#2393 [19:00] <Wug> has it worked before, and when did it stop
#2394 [19:00] <woder> when that happens to me, i normaly just delete the bin folder
#2395 [19:00] <woder> and it works
#2396 [19:00] <seth> ok let me try that
#2397 [19:00] <DualDigit_> I've tried to change my password via the "forgot password" service on the website. It doesn't send me an email (I've been waiting for 2 weeks now). Anything related to that?
#2398 [19:00] <DualDigit_> Anything related to that bug known?*
#2399 [19:00] <Ked1215> It says the server cant keep up over and over again but not that much lag going on
#2400 [19:01] <Habstinat> Wug: I got it to work. It has been installed and working on this computer before, and I guess some remnants in .minecraft didn't want it to run.
#2401 [19:01] <woder> Ked, that is a quite old thing, just ignore it
#2402 [19:01] <fte1980> how do i get 1.9?
#2403 [19:01] <guest-0-58143> can somone please tell me how to tell if my server is working?
#2404 [19:02] <woder> you try to connect to it
#2405 [19:02] <seth> ok tried that and it gets to retrieving minecraft.jar and freezes ?
#2406 [19:02] <Ked1215> Do u think it will be fixed when 1.9 actually comes out?
#2407 [19:04] <woder> Ked, its caused by the way its coded, ive found it to have not much difrence on the actually game play
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#2409 [19:04] <zucchini> hello?
#2410 [19:04] <Ked1215> alright
#2411 [19:04] <woder> seth, id say your best bet is to redownload the whole luncher if it does that
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#2413 [19:05] <guest-0-58143> well it runs for me
#2414 [19:05] <woder> what runs?
#2415 [19:05] <zucchini> I download mine craft, but then i says'cannot connect to minecraft.net and it says (not downloaded) under play offline,Help?
#2416 [19:06] <woder> If it can't connect it will say that
#2417 [19:06] <zucchini> but then i dowloaded it on my friends laptop, and it loggs into the account, it doesnt make sence, help?
#2418 [19:07] <seth> ive redownloaded it 100 times same thing happens it just gets irritating to know that im too stupid to figure out how to fix it lol
#2419 [19:07] <zucchini> ?
#2420 [19:07] <Wug> zucchini: have you ever pirated minecraft before
#2421 [19:07] <zucchini> No?
#2422 [19:07] <Wug> seth: has it worked before, and when did it stop
#2423 [19:07] <Wug> zucchini: you're sure?
#2424 [19:08] <Wug> nobody else who uses that computer has?
#2425 [19:08] <Wug> whats your account name
#2426 [19:08] <zucchini> ya , what is pirated? like copy it? im positive
#2427 [19:08] <woder> iligaly download it
#2428 [19:08] <mib_fvll23> whenever i try to run my server, i get some error, but i can't see what it is because i can't scroll up to see it because it keeps repeating "at qs.a(SourceFile:29) at qs.b(SourceFile:37)
#2429 [19:09] <mib_fvll23> my server worked fine until the 1.8
#2430 [19:09] <Wug> mib_fvll23: map might be corrupted, backup the old map and try a different one. if it goes away, than its an issue with the map
#2431 [19:09] <Wug> then*
#2432 [19:09] <zucchini> It wont connect, it doesnt make sence.
#2433 [19:09] <Wug> zucchini: whats your account name
#2434 [19:09] <mib_fvll23> thanks
#2435 [19:09] <zucchini> Why?
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#2437 [19:10] <seth> when i first downloaded it when i bought it it worked then out of nowhere it says an update is available and i click on to download it and it doesnt do it it freezes when it gets to retrieving minecraft.jar or something jlwul or sumthin like that it freezes
#2438 [19:11] <Wug> seth: has it worked before, and when did it stop
#2439 [19:11] <Wug> third time I've asked
#2440 [19:12] <seth> yes it has worked before and it stoped like a day or 2 ago ???
#2441 [19:13] <zucchini> It still will not work, even if i Reinstall it, it says:Will not connect to minecraft.net and it says i didnt download it? :s.
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#2443 [19:14] <Will> Hello
#2444 [19:15] <seth> tried to play the in browser on the site gets to 1% and completely stops soo idk whats wrong ??
#2445 [19:15] <zucchini> ?
#2446 [19:15] <seth> lwjgl.jar is what it stops at ?
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#2448 [19:16] <Wug> zucchini: whats your account name
#2449 [19:17] <Wug> third time I've asked
#2450 [19:17] <Planck> Looks like lwjgl's 32-bit vs 64-bit detection is broken in Java 7
#2451 [19:17] <zucchini> KeanLeMammoth
#2452 [19:17] <Planck> (On linux)
#2453 [19:17] <Wug> Planck: wouldnt doubt it
#2454 [19:17] <Will> I need some help. When I try to join my friend's server it says that I have an outdated client. I've reinstalled it a few times with no luck.
#2455 [19:17] <mib_fvll23> now when i try to run the server it says not enough ram, and to launch it as "java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar" to start with more ram, how do i do that?
#2456 [19:17] <Wug> Will: its probably a prerelease server
#2457 [19:17] <guest-0-58143> my server is running and i can connect to it but the aubot says it is not a minecraft server?
#2458 [19:17] <Wug> mib_fvll23: open a command prompt and use that command
#2459 [19:18] <Will> Yes, it's 1.9. Is there any way to connect to it?
#2460 [19:18] <mib_fvll23> thanks
#2461 [19:18] <Wug> guest-0-58143: what ip address
#2462 [19:18] <Wug> Will: you have to manually update to 1.9
#2463 [19:18] <guest-0-58143> 70.53.72.17
#2464 [19:18] <guest-0-58143> thats my public ip
#2465 [19:18] <Will> Where can I do that Wug?
#2466 [19:18] <Wug> guest-0-58143: you probably have a firewall of some sort
#2467 [19:18] <Wug> Will: read the topic
#2468 [19:19] <zucchini> KeanLeMammoth Wug
#2469 [19:19] <Wug> ... except theres no link
#2470 [19:19] <guest-0-58143> hmm i allowed port 25565 through on my moodem and my firewall ;/
#2471 [19:19] <Wug> search the minecraft forum
#2472 [19:19] <Wug> guest-0-58143: make sure the internal ip is correct
#2473 [19:19] <Wug> you have to specify it in the router's settings
#2474 [19:19] <guest-0-58143> CA Security Centre is my only anti virus i dont think I have a firewal lon it
#2475 [19:19] <guest-0-58143> its just a scanner
#2476 [19:19] <Wug> make sure you're forwarding to the correct ip address
#2477 [19:20] <seth> it says fatal error occured (4): connection reset
#2478 [19:20] <guest-0-58143> how do I make sure of that?
#2479 [19:20] <Wug> !paid KeanLeMammoth
#2480 [19:20] <Wug> seth: do you have a program installed on your computer called "relevant knowledge"
#2481 [19:21] <zucchini> See,But thats not the problem, it says: Cannot connect to minecraft.net. and says i have not downloaded it? AuBot
#2482 [19:21] <Will> Wug are you trying to point out that you won't support 1.9.pre4? Or am I simply missing the link on how to download it?
#2483 [19:21] <guest-0-58143> where do I see what ip my port is forwarding to ?
#2484 [19:21] <Wug> Will: I don't have a link on me and we dont support prereleases
#2485 [19:21] <Will> Understood. Thank you.
#2486 [19:21] <Wug> theres a topic on the forums
#2487 [19:21] <Wug> has the download links there
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#2489 [19:21] <Wug> guest-0-58143: wherever you forwarded it the first time
#2490 [19:22] <mib_i4we6f> hello?
#2491 [19:22] <Wug> make sure the ip address you specified as the internal address is the machine the server is running on
#2492 [19:22] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: ask your question
#2493 [19:22] <zucchini> Wug?
#2494 [19:22] <guest-0-58143> im sorry I dont know what you mean by forward* i just put the port 25565 in to exceptions in my firewall and modem it didnt ask for an ip to except it to
#2495 [19:22] <mib_i4we6f> i like, just paid for mine craft and everything yeah,
#2496 [19:22] <seth> no i do not
#2497 [19:22] <mib_i4we6f> and i've downloaded it and extracted it and all that
#2498 [19:23] <mib_i4we6f> for windows, and launched it, then it just comes up as black.
#2499 [19:23] <Wug> ??> mib_i4we6f win/dxdiag
#2500 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_i4we6f: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2501 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_i4we6f: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2502 [19:23] <guest-0-58143> wug?
#2503 [19:23] <Wug> guest-0-58143: do you have a router
#2504 [19:23] <mib_i4we6f> yeah..
#2505 [19:23] <guest-0-58143> umm if its built inot my modem?
#2506 [19:23] <guest-0-58143> in
#2507 [19:23] <mib_fvll23> when i tried to put the "java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar" command in the command prompt it's not being recongnize
#2508 [19:24] <Wug> mib_fvll23: you might need to use java's full path
#2509 [19:24] <guest-0-58143> i dont have a router seperate but my modem probly has one
#2510 [19:24] <guest-0-58143> i dunno
#2511 [19:24] <Wug> its in program files somewhere
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#2513 [19:24] <mib_fvll23> how do i use java's full path?
#2514 [19:24] <Wug> probably something like c:\program files\java\jre6\bin\java.exe
#2515 [19:24] <zucchini> It Says: cannot connect to minecraft.net and I download minecraft,but it says i have not downloaded even the play offline, Help??
#2516 [19:24] <Wug> enclose the name in quites
#2517 [19:24] <Wug> quotes*
#2518 [19:25] <Wug> ??> zucchini teamviewer
#2519 [19:25] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2520 [19:25] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2521 [19:25] <mib_i4we6f> I've bought minecraft, downloaded it for windows, extracted files and launched, the open window is just pure black, help?!
#2522 [19:25] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: I gave you a direction
#2523 [19:25] <zucchini> What is teamviewer?
#2524 [19:25] <Wug> please do it
#2525 [19:25] <mib_i4we6f> what was it again
#2526 [19:25] <Wug> zucchini: read the text
#2527 [19:25] <Wug> the very first thing it says is what teamviewer is
#2528 [19:26] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: its right up there, you can still read it
#2529 [19:26] <guest-0-58143> a router is what lets multiple computers hook together in one physical conected network right?
#2530 [19:26] <zucchini> So i download it?
#2531 [19:27] <guest-0-58143> my modem has multiple outputs for ethernet to physically add other computers to it ... does that count as a router ?? lol
#2532 [19:27] <Wug> zucchini: follow the directions
#2533 [19:27] <Wug> (yes, download it)
#2534 [19:27] <guest-0-58143> ok nevermind ty
#2535 [19:27] <Wug> (the directions for that one are vague and it needs to be changed)
#2536 [19:27] <Wug> guest-0-58143: it might be
#2537 [19:27] <guest-0-58143> i have to go i will try back later
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#2539 [19:28] * Wug kicks mau5ie
#2539 [19:28] <seth> how do i download a fresh new launcher ?
#2540 [19:28] <zucchini> Ok i downloaded it
#2541 [19:29] <Wug> :ts/launcher > seth
#2542 [19:29] <WugBot> seth: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#2543 [19:29] <WugBot> seth: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2544 [19:29] <mib_i4we6f> was the thingy you told me to do the... win r keys?
#2545 [19:29] <Wug> and that link is broken
#2546 [19:29] <Wug> http://wugserv.student.rit.edu/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2547 [19:29] <Wug> use this one instead seth ^
#2548 [19:29] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: yep
#2549 [19:30] <mib_i4we6f> okay, rad
#2550 [19:30] <zucchini> wait wug, im not on the laptop were it did not work, should i go on that one then rejoin.?>.<
#2551 [19:30] <Wug> you dont have to rejoin
#2552 [19:30] <Wug> just open teamviewer on that computer instead of the one you're on
#2553 [19:30] <zucchini> what do i do then
#2554 [19:30] <zucchini> ohh ok
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#2556 [19:31] <Iridium> how doi explain to my friend that minecraft.jar isn't a zip folder?
#2557 [19:31] <Iridium> because i've told him 4 times
#2558 [19:31] <Iridium> that it's a java executable and not a zip folder
#2559 [19:31] <Wug> Iridium: its both
#2560 [19:31] <Iridium> and i've told him 3 times that it's probably just set up to open as a zip by default
#2561 [19:32] <Wug> is he installing mods?
#2562 [19:32] <seth> y would i use the illegal verson?
#2563 [19:32] <Wug> tell him to stop and just use regular minecraft
#2564 [19:32] <Wug> seth: its just a link
#2565 [19:33] <Iridium> no
#2566 [19:33] <Iridium> he's failing to install the pre4
#2567 [19:33] <Iridium> for some reason
#2568 [19:33] <Wug> then leave him on 1.8
#2569 [19:33] <Iridium> when i download it it's a .jar
#2570 [19:33] <seth> im too dang stupid to get it to open lol
#2571 [19:33] <Iridium> but when he follows the same link it gives him a .zip
#2572 [19:34] <Iridium> he insisted it was pre4
#2573 [19:34] <Wug> Iridium: what link
#2574 [19:34] <Iridium> https://bitly.com/nhxmDe
#2575 [19:34] <Wug> dont use url shortener links
#2576 [19:34] <Wug> I'm not clicking on it even
#2577 [19:34] <Wug> just use the regular link
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#2579 [19:34] <Wug> its like 15 letters longer
#2580 [19:34] <Iridium> that was the link that was on minecraft.net
#2581 [19:34] <Iridium> hold on
#2582 [19:34] <mib_i4we6f> whats an irc channel? :S
#2583 [19:35] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: this is
#2584 [19:35] <mib_cwbel7> hi guys
#2585 [19:35] <Wug> mib_cwbel7: hello
#2586 [19:35] <Iridium> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/709838-19-pre-release-4-is-out/
#2587 [19:35] <Iridium> and click the first link
#2588 [19:35] <mib_cwbel7> im new at minecraft and i wonder if you could help me out
#2589 [19:35] <mib_i4we6f> So confused
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#2591 [19:35] <Wug> Iridium: its probably ok then
#2592 [19:35] <Iridium> you'll notice that link is the same one that i just pasted
#2593 [19:35] <Wug> I hate shortened urls
#2594 [19:35] <mib_cwbel7> i downloaded the game and installed it, but i cant get it working :/
#2595 [19:35] <Iridium> yeah i understand
#2596 [19:35] <zucchini> Sorry wug,his computer is really slow.
#2597 [19:36] <Wug> zucchini: I can wait
#2598 [19:36] <mib_cwbel7> do i have to download a special java or what?
#2599 [19:36] <mib_i4we6f> i dont get what an irc channel is, im dumb so use small words!
#2600 [19:36] <Wug> seth: if you double click it it should open minecraft
#2601 [19:36] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: this is an irc channel
#2602 [19:36] <mib_i4we6f> so i paste that link in here?
#2603 [19:36] <Wug> mib_cwbel7: what version do you have
#2604 [19:36] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: yes
#2605 [19:36] <mib_i4we6f> http://pastebin.com/u4RUvd7D
#2606 [19:36] <mib_i4we6f> OHHH
#2607 [19:37] <mib_i4we6f> now what?
#2608 [19:37] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: you probably need to update your graphics drivers
#2609 [19:37] <Wug> its been 5 years, theyve probably never been updated
#2610 [19:37] <mib_i4we6f> oh dear lord
#2611 [19:37] <seth> it puts it winrar and it opens a file when i do that
#2612 [19:38] <mib_i4we6f> how do i do that?
#2613 [19:38] <Wug> seth: right click and open it with java
#2614 [19:38] <mib_cwbel7> i have the version 1.6.6
#2615 [19:38] <zucchini> Ok wug, it is downloaded, and is up. what now?
#2616 [19:39] <Wug> zucchini: send me the id and password
#2617 [19:39] <mib_i4we6f> how do i update my graphic drivers? :S
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#2619 [19:39] <Wug> mib_cwbel7: of java? java is several versions past that
#2620 [19:39] <zucchini> ID:109 098 847 Pass:8671
#2621 [19:39] <mib_cwbel7> lol
#2622 [19:39] <mib_cwbel7> sorry
#2623 [19:39] <mib_cwbel7> i have java 7
#2624 [19:39] <Wug> mib_cwbel7: uninstall the one you have and install the most recent version from this link:
#2625 [19:39] <seth> when i right click there is no open with option ?
#2626 [19:39] <Wug> :j
#2627 [19:39] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#2628 [19:40] <Wug> minecraft and java 7 don't get along very well, use java 6
#2629 [19:40] <mib_cwbel7> kk
#2630 [19:40] <mib_cwbel7> ty
#2631 [19:40] <Wug> mib_cwbel7: whats your minecraft username
#2632 [19:40] <zucchini> now what wug?
#2633 [19:40] <johndoe> Hello? I have a question. I clicked on Force Update, and the game downloaded the update, and now the game won't load at all, black screens when I select a world to load.
#2634 [19:40] <Wug> zucchini: hang on
#2635 [19:40] <mib_i4we6f> how do i uprade my graphic driver? :( i wanna build a house
#2636 [19:40] <zucchini> Sound good, thanks :)
#2637 [19:41] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: I'm not sure theres a driver available for that chipset for vista
#2638 [19:41] <Wug> which is a problem
#2639 [19:41] <Wug> zucchini: I'm connected, show me what its doing
#2640 [19:41] <zucchini> ok
#2641 [19:41] <mib_i4we6f> so its basically i need to buy another laptop to be able to play it?
#2642 [19:41] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: probably :/
#2643 [19:41] <zucchini> its slow sorry.
#2644 [19:42] <mib_i4we6f> can i get my money back then?
#2645 [19:42] <johndoe> Can I revert to 1.8 the way it's available now somehow?
#2646 [19:42] <Wug> they dont usually give refunds
#2647 [19:42] <Wug> johndoe: force updating reverts to the current officially provided version
#2648 [19:42] <Wug> you can make a backup and restore it
#2649 [19:43] <mib_i4we6f> well its quite misleading that it let me pay for it and didnt mention anywhere it wouldnt work..
#2650 [19:43] <mib_i4we6f> for my laptop.
#2651 [19:43] <zucchini> Wug , That
#2652 [19:44] <johndoe> So what do I make a backup of? I tried to Force Update again and it hasn't affected the blackscreen unplayability.
#2653 [19:44] <Iridium> i swear to god
#2654 [19:44] <Iridium> my mate tells me to run 1.9 pre4 on my server
#2655 [19:45] <Wug> Iridium: do it yourself with teamviewer
#2656 [19:45] <Iridium> i wish i had've
#2657 [19:45] <zucchini> Sorry Wug, his laptop is very slow..
#2658 [19:45] <Wug> and if possible destroy his computer when next you have access to it
#2659 [19:45] <Iridium> taken me 40 mins of copy pasting the same instructions to him
#2660 [19:45] <mib_i4we6f> so i've paid for it and cant use it?
#2661 [19:45] <Iridium> oh god
#2662 [19:45] <Iridium> it hasn't worked
#2663 [19:46] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: you can use it, just not on that computer, the account does not expure
#2664 [19:46] <Iridium> would i be a bad friend if i just logged out now?
#2665 [19:46] <Wug> expire*
#2666 [19:46] <Wug> zucchini: you need something other than internet explorer
#2667 [19:46] <johndoe> I'm looking at the application support for minecraft and the force update button has been clicked, I am waiting to login. Anyway I can get the game working again?
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#2669 [19:47] <mib_i4we6f> but this is my only computer so kind have just wasted my money..
#2670 [19:47] <mib_i4we6f> awesome.
#2671 [19:47] <zucchini> Ok Like?
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#2673 [19:47] <Wug> chrome or firefox or something
#2674 [19:48] <zucchini> There is google chrome on his laptop.?
#2675 [19:48] <zucchini> iv tryed to download it from there though , i think.
#2676 [19:48] <Wug> huh, so there is
#2677 [19:49] <mib_i4we6f> so right, if this is my only laptop, then i wont need my account so i should be okay to get a refund?
#2678 [19:49] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: you might as well just keep it, you'll get a better computer sometime in the future
#2679 [19:49] <Wug> and they still dont give refunds usually
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#2681 [19:49] <zucchini> yes i think.
#2682 [19:50] <zucchini> Wug, the seesion stoped?..
#2683 [19:50] <Wug> zucchini: seems that way
#2684 [19:50] <Wug> I'm waiting for it to stop so I can reconnect
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#2686 [19:50] <zucchini> I only got a trial.
#2687 [19:50] <zucchini> Ok
#2688 [19:50] <zucchini> its still just dowlading
#2689 [19:50] <zucchini> downloading*
#2690 [19:50] <zucchini> and ok ur back i see. Aha
#2691 [19:51] <IIIZincIII> hey can some one help me with my question
#2692 [19:51] <johndoe> So I guess I got my answer. Thanks
#2693 [19:51] <johndoe> don't bother zincil
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#2695 [19:51] <mib_i4we6f> well i cant afford a new computer especially as i've just lost 13.95, so there's no point me having this account untill i do get a new computer..
#2696 [19:51] <IIIZincIII> y not?
#2697 [19:51] <zucchini> ask your question Zinc
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#2699 [19:52] <Wug> zucchini: the version of java is horribly out of date
#2700 [19:52] <mib_i4we6f> so can i get a refund please
#2701 [19:52] <Wug> in case you handt noticed I'm updating it
#2702 [19:52] <IIIZincIII> ok so i have a running server and it works but server lists online wont let me post my server and it says server offline when i have it up
#2703 [19:52] <zucchini> Yes, Thank you very much :).
#2704 [19:52] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: we're volunteers, I cant do anything for you
#2705 [19:53] <mib_i4we6f> who can then?
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#2707 [19:53] <Wug> as I've now said 3 or 4 times, I'm not sure they will refund it
#2708 [19:53] <Wug> they don't generally do refunds
#2709 [19:53] <mib_i4we6f> worth a try though,
#2710 [19:54] <Wug> try the support site, you might be able to get to an email address
#2711 [19:54] <IIIZincIII> wug
#2712 [19:54] <Wug> yes
#2713 [19:54] <mib_i4we6f> whats the link to that then?
#2714 [19:54] <IIIZincIII> can you read what iv posted
#2715 [19:54] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: go to the minecraft website and click suppotry
#2716 [19:54] <Wug> support*
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#2718 [19:55] <Wug> IIIZincIII: this doesnt seem like a feature that vanilla minecraft has
#2719 [19:55] <IIIZincIII> o srry'
#2720 [19:55] <Wug> we don't support mods, client or server, here
#2721 [19:56] <mib_i4we6f> theres nothing on the homepage that says support..
#2722 [19:57] <zucchini> Enter everything?
#2723 [19:57] <zucchini> wug.
#2724 [19:58] <Wug> zucchini: login and such
#2725 [19:58] <mib_i4we6f> theres no support option on the minecraft website.
#2726 [19:58] <zucchini> Wug = the best support.
#2727 [19:58] <zucchini> :)
#2728 [19:58] <mib_i4we6f> not even a contact page.
#2729 [19:58] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: I'm looking for it >.<
#2730 [19:59] <Wug> http://www.minecraft.net/support
#2731 [19:59] <Wug> lots of paths tell you to come back here
#2732 [19:59] <zucchini> Wug, you did it!!!!
#2733 [19:59] <zucchini> :)
#2734 [19:59] <Wug> we cant help you with a refund, so dont do that
#2735 [19:59] <Wug> zucchini: np
#2736 [20:00] <mib_i4we6f> so what do i click to speak to someone who can do something for me..
#2737 [20:00] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: let me be perfectly clear
#2738 [20:00] <Wug> I cannot give you a refund
#2739 [20:00] <Wug> and I highly doubt anyone who can, will.
#2740 [20:01] <Wug> you might as well hold onto the account until you have a more modern machine
#2741 [20:01] <Wug> or you could sell it to a friend or something
#2742 [20:01] <mib_i4we6f> well it didnt say my pc wouldnt be unsuitable for this game and i've paid my money for nothing essentially, if theres no-one who i can speak to who i can discuss a refund then its a bit of a shambles in my opinion
#2743 [20:02] <zucchini> Wug, Do u help making servers aswell? and Thank you again, is it posssible i can like rate u 6 out of 5 stars? Haha
#2744 [20:02] <Wug> well, the support page clearly says "We do not issue refunds for purchased games and/or services."
#2745 [20:03] <mib_i4we6f> well thats my money wasted,
#2746 [20:03] <Wug> mib_i4we6f: are you done
#2747 [20:03] <mib_i4we6f> i'd make sure theres something on your site to say some laptops/pc's arent suitable before you take money off other people.
#2748 [20:04] <zucchini> Wug, Do u help making servers aswell? and Thank you again, is it posssible i can like rate u 6 out of 5 stars? Haha
#2749 [20:04] * Wug kicked mib_i4we6f from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_i4we6f :what part of volunteer did you not understand? come back when you're ready to deal civilly with people who have no control nor responsibility for your actions)
#2750 [20:04] <Wug> zucchini: I can probably help you set it up
#2751 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Things going alright on here?
#2752 [20:04] <zucchini> I want to make my own server so i can play with my friend you just helped, aha
#2753 [20:04] <Wug> GreyVulpine: yeah
#2754 [20:05] <Wug> just a "I want a refund and I will not take no for an answer" guy
#2755 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Ah, okay
#2756 [20:05] <Wug> zucchini: are you on the same lan
#2757 [20:06] <Wug> if so you dont need to worry about port forwarding or anything
#2758 [20:06] <Wug> just start a server and connect to it via the machines local ip
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#2760 [20:07] <zucchini> No, different one.
#2761 [20:07] <zucchini> Im not sure how to even start. haha .
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#2763 [20:08] <Wug> well, whichever of you has the faster computer should host the server
#2764 [20:08] <Wug> i'd assume its you -.-
#2765 [20:08] <zucchini> Yeah, Mine
#2766 [20:08] <Wug> !server
#2767 [20:08] <zucchini> Haha , sorry about that, mines faster.
#2768 [20:08] <Wug> ^ get the server here
#2769 [20:08] <zucchini> First Or Second?
#2770 [20:08] <Wug> windows or mac?
#2771 [20:09] <zucchini> Windows. So first:P, sorry a stupid question.
#2772 [20:09] <zucchini> Iv done this, But nothing happens after the white screen thing.
#2773 [20:09] <Wug> after that you connect to it
#2774 [20:09] <zucchini> How so ?
#2775 [20:10] <Wug> same way you connect to any other server
#2776 [20:10] <Wug> pull up teamviewer on your computer and I'll help you set it up
#2777 [20:10] <zucchini> Im not sure im following :s.
#2778 [20:10] <zucchini> Ok thank you Again..
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#2780 [20:10] <zucchini> ID:109 092 071 Pass:8632
#2781 [20:12] <Wug> you can connect to 127.0.0.1 from the computer the server is running on
#2782 [20:12] <zucchini> Ok, so other people can connect to it?
#2783 [20:12] <Wug> they have to connect to a different address
#2784 [20:12] <zucchini> if they put in :
#2785 [20:12] <Wug> ;ip zucchini
#2786 [20:12] <WugBot> IP address of zucchini is: 24.36.58.167
#2787 [20:12] <zucchini> So they put in that?
#2788 [20:13] <Wug> if you're both on the same lan you can use that address
#2789 [20:13] <Wug> 192.168.0.101
#2790 [20:14] <Wug> otherwise, you'll have to set up port forwarding and use 24.36.58.167
#2791 [20:14] <zucchini> Ok, im not sure how u found this but thanks :).
#2792 [20:14] <Wug> I magically know everything
#2793 [20:14] <zucchini> ok so , he wants to join in, what does he use?
#2794 [20:14] <Wug> is he on a lan
#2795 [20:14] <zucchini> Hes on mine, but tommorow he wont be.
#2796 [20:14] <zucchini> hes on mine right now yeah.
#2797 [20:14] * Wug doesnt really want to set up port forwarding
#2797 [20:15] <Wug> do you know the account info for your router
#2798 [20:15] <Wug> if not I can't help you
#2799 [20:15] <zucchini> Nope :p. but if i figure it out i put that in?
#2800 [20:15] <zucchini> then give him the number?
#2801 [20:15] <Wug> theres a bit more to it
#2802 [20:16] <zucchini> Hmm.
#2803 [20:16] <Wug> you have to change the settings to let the internet see the server
#2804 [20:16] <Wug> and you obviously need to login to it to do that
#2805 [20:17] <Wug> come back when you can get logged in to it, we'll sort it out then
#2806 [20:17] <Wug> for now, you can just use 192.168.0.101
#2807 [20:17] <zucchini> Ok. Well, ill fav this site and maybe another person can help me later, but fornow i use?
#2808 [20:17] <zucchini> ur a mind reader lol
#2809 [20:17] <Wug> I've been doing this for a while :P
#2810 [20:17] <zucchini> i see that, did u say u volenteer?
#2811 [20:17] <zucchini> volunteer?
#2812 [20:17] <Wug> everyone here is
#2813 [20:18] <Wug> except m0llstam, who is mojang staff
#2814 [20:18] <Wug> he runs the website and is usually afk
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#2816 [20:18] <zucchini> oh , why ?
#2817 [20:18] <zucchini> if i may ask
#2818 [20:19] <Wug> idk
#2819 [20:19] <Wug> I handle minecraft a lot, I write mods
#2820 [20:19] <zucchini> you do it for fun?
#2821 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Fans of minecraft are rabid. If they see anybody active from Mojang, they'll pounce on them.
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#2823 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> "Implement this.." "Fix that.." "I have an idea.."
#2824 [20:19] <Wug> GreyVulpine: mollstam's bouncer doesnt care wololo
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#2826 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> zucchini - I do it for fun.
#2827 [20:20] <zucchini> Wow, good for you :D. u help alottt
#2828 [20:20] <SarahSlayer> Can someone help me? My user name and password are valid but I cannot log into Minecraft with them.
#2829 [20:20] <Wug> he should set up a bouncer from minecraft.net so everyone can see his hostname and freak out
#2830 [20:20] <SarahSlayer> It makes me play offline.
#2831 [20:20] <Wug> also, it would be really easy to tell when the website was having issues
#2832 [20:21] <SarahSlayer> Please guys I'm really tired of playing as a boy. I want my naked girl avatar back.
#2833 [20:21] <Wug> "is anyone having trouble connecting to minecraft.net?" "no, it seems to be ..." * mollstam has quit (ping timeout: 186 seconds) "... yeah, its down"
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#2835 [20:21] <Wug> SarahSlayer: reset your password
#2836 [20:22] <zucchini> Wug, do servers somtimes have houses and stuff built into them?
#2837 [20:22] <SarahSlayer> Thank you I really appreciate it.
#2838 [20:22] <Wug> zucchini: not vanilla ones
#2839 [20:22] <zucchini> my friends server has a bumch of stuff on it? houses and planted stuff
#2840 [20:22] <Wug> GreyVulpine: has the support page vanished? you can still dlink to it but I cant seem to find a link on the homepage
#2841 [20:22] <Wug> zucchini: they probably built it
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#2843 [20:23] <zucchini> he just made it :P, haha whatever, its cool.Thank you so much again
#2844 [20:23] <firestorm21> hello?
#2845 [20:24] <firestorm21> Hullo?
#2846 [20:24] <firestorm21> someone help me
#2847 [20:24] * guest-154886-67805 [guest-154886-67805@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2848 [20:24] <firestorm21> FRICKIN HELP ME
#2849 [20:24] <zucchini> Calm down.
#2850 [20:24] <firestorm21> ok
#2851 [20:24] <SarahSlayer> I reset my password and it's working on the website but not on Minecraft online. Does anyone know of a good toubleshooter I could use or something?
#2852 [20:24] <Insadesu> Erm.. can anyone help me? I need a program that can change X, Y & Z coordinates on any level.dat inside /saves/.
#2853 [20:24] <SarahSlayer> Damn that guy is freakin out...
#2854 [20:25] <zucchini> Haha.
#2855 [20:25] <Wug> firestorm21: state your emergency
#2856 [20:25] <Wug> why do people spam "help me"
#2857 [20:25] <Wug> its a totally useless statement
#2858 [20:25] <firestorm21> i have all of my drivers updated and my minecraft client wont open. im on windows 7
#2859 [20:25] <SarahSlayer> Indeedc.
#2860 [20:25] <Wug> everyone here except the helpers needs help
#2861 [20:25] <Insadesu> Hello?
#2862 [20:26] <Wug> someone comes here, its implied that they need help
#2863 [20:26] <SarahSlayer> Man this is beginning to drive me crazy...
#2864 [20:26] <Wug> Insadesu: see that thing I said
#2865 [20:26] <Wug> SarahSlayer: has it worked before
#2866 [20:26] <Insadesu> Wug: Is it going to solve my problem? nope.
#2867 [20:27] <Wug> umm.
#2868 [20:27] <Wug> you mean move yourself?
#2869 [20:27] <Wug> change your ingame position?
#2870 [20:27] <Insadesu> Yep.
#2871 [20:27] <Wug> mcedit
#2872 [20:27] <Wug> google it
#2873 [20:27] <Insadesu> I thought that program was for changing the mpa.
#2874 [20:27] <Insadesu> map**.
#2875 [20:27] <SarahSlayer> Wug- Yes it was working until recently.
#2876 [20:27] <Wug> can move player too
#2877 [20:27] <SarahSlayer> Yes sir
#2878 [20:28] <SarahSlayer> I just can't login to my own account... it makes me play offline.
#2879 [20:28] <Insadesu> [1.8] This turns it off.
#2880 [20:28] <Insadesu> I'm on pre4.
#2881 [20:28] <firestorm21> hello dar
#2882 [20:28] <SarahSlayer> I downloaded the game before it came in Beta, do you think that has something to do with it?
#2883 [20:28] <Wug> Insadesu: mcedit
#2884 [20:28] <SarahSlayer> I don't know if I need to update it or how that works... I just play
#2885 [20:28] <Wug> the map format is the same
#2886 [20:28] <Insadesu> Wug: pre4
#2887 [20:28] <Insadesu> Oh.
#2888 [20:28] <Insadesu> So I won't have any problems?
#2889 [20:28] <Wug> SarahSlayer: did you install any firewalls or anything? update java?
#2890 [20:28] <Wug> Insadesu: please just do it
#2891 [20:29] <zucchini> Wug, his laptop is so laggy , minecraft is horrible on his house :P
#2892 [20:29] <SarahSlayer> I've updated java since and my anti-virus has never caused me problems with it
#2893 [20:29] <zucchini> his laptop.*
#2894 [20:29] <Wug> zucchini: I cant fix that >.>
#2895 [20:29] <Insadesu> How do you know I have a laptop?
#2896 [20:29] <Wug> its a really old laptop
#2897 [20:29] <Insadesu> How do you know it's laggy?
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#2899 [20:29] <Insadesu> You just described my laptop... ;-;
#2900 [20:29] <firestorm21> hi im still here
#2901 [20:29] <SarahSlayer> Be patient
#2902 [20:29] <Wug> Insadesu: he was talking about something else
#2903 [20:29] <SarahSlayer> They're helping a lot of people
#2904 [20:30] <SarahSlayer> Plus I was here first
#2905 [20:30] <SarahSlayer> ..
#2906 [20:30] <Insadesu> Wug: I noticed, I decided to interrupt.
#2907 [20:30] <firestorm21> ok
#2908 [20:30] <SarahSlayer> Thank you.
#2909 [20:30] <SarahSlayer> Wug-Should I try updating Java?
#2910 [20:30] <Wug> :tv > SarahSlayer
#2911 [20:30] <WugBot> SarahSlayer: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2912 [20:30] <WugBot> SarahSlayer: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /pm user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#2913 [20:31] <Wug> firestorm21: update java
#2914 [20:31] <firestorm21> i did
#2915 [20:31] <zucchini> i know haha , Tahnks again Wug :).
#2916 [20:31] <Wug> to what version
#2917 [20:31] <SarahSlayer> Okay I appreciate Wug. Hopefully I'll find out what's wrong... thanks guys!
#2918 [20:31] <Wug> SarahSlayer: do that thing
#2919 [20:31] <SarahSlayer> Oh I'm gonna
#2920 [20:31] <zucchini> Sarah, it works, he just did it for me :D
#2921 [20:31] <SarahSlayer> I hope it'll work. I'm tired of playing as a boy.
#2922 [20:32] <SarahSlayer> I want my naked chick who sounds like a boy when she gets hurt, back.
#2923 [20:32] <Insadesu> Well this is confusing.
#2924 [20:32] <Insadesu> This thing says it got installed.
#2925 [20:32] <Wug> Insadesu: there should be a player move option in the toolbar
#2926 [20:32] <Wug> has a little minecraft dudes head on it or something
#2927 [20:32] <Insadesu> Wug: I haven't finished..
#2928 [20:32] <firestorm21> thanks it works now. u r awesome!
#2929 [20:32] <Insadesu> I can't find the app.
#2930 [20:33] <Wug> ??
#2931 [20:33] <Wug> Insadesu: the "app"?
#2932 [20:33] <Wug> what app
#2933 [20:33] <Wug> are you on a mac >.>
#2934 [20:34] <Insadesu> No.
#2935 [20:34] <Insadesu> LOL
#2936 [20:34] <Insadesu> the .exe
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#2938 [20:34] <Wug> the exe for what
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#2940 [20:34] <Wug> mcedit?
#2941 [20:34] <Insadesu> That crap says it installed.
#2942 [20:34] <Insadesu> BUT IT'S NOWHERE.
#2943 [20:35] <Wug> is there a shortcut in the start menu or something
#2944 [20:35] <Insadesu> I didn't check those..
#2945 [20:35] <Insadesu> `.`
#2946 [20:35] <Insadesu> Oh, installed it again.
#2947 [20:35] <Zemedelphos> If someone's got the time, I need a little help. The site's not letting me upload a skin I just made. It's a .png, there's no transparency where there shouldn't be, and the site TELLS ME my skin's been chaned, but upon logging into the game, it isn't.
#2948 [20:35] <Insadesu> This time I checked them.
#2949 [20:36] <SarahSlayer> How do you send a private message? Sorry I'm a noob in this forum.
#2950 [20:36] <Wug> Zemedelphos: its kind of failure prone
#2951 [20:36] <SarahSlayer> nevermind just figured it out
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#2953 [20:36] <Insadesu> SarahSlayer: Derp.
#2954 [20:36] <Wug> just try a few more times
#2955 [20:36] <HIPEEPS> hi
#2956 [20:36] <Zemedelphos> Alright.
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#2958 [20:37] <Wug> havent gotten that pm yet
#2959 [20:37] <HIPEEPS> /f
#2960 [20:37] <Wug> :pm
#2961 [20:38] <HIPEEPS> :)
#2962 [20:38] <Wug> ;+ pm /msg <user> <message goes here>
#2963 [20:38] <WugBot> Done.
#2964 [20:38] <keret> Every time i try to login on the launcher, i get "cannot connect to minecraft.net. :C
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#2966 [20:38] <Wug> keret: does the web client work
#2967 [20:38] <Zemedelphos> ffffff
#2968 [20:38] <HIPEEPS> i get same as keret
#2969 [20:38] <SarahSlayer> I sent my PM to WugBug
#2970 [20:38] <keret> nope, it just shows a white screen.
#2971 [20:38] <SarahSlayer> I mean bot
#2972 [20:38] <SarahSlayer> dur
#2973 [20:39] <keret> i need help, i cant play online. /:
#2974 [20:39] <HIPEEPS> can i show u the error?
#2975 [20:39] <SarahSlayer> Keret-I'm having that issue also
#2976 [20:39] <Zemedelphos> Wug: would i have a better chance of it working if I were to use some other site that has a skin uploading tool or whatnot?
#2977 [20:39] <keret> its just, "cannot connect to minecraft.net on the launcher.
#2978 [20:40] <Wug> keret: is java up to daye
#2979 [20:40] <Wug> date*
#2980 [20:40] <Wug> SarahSlayer: I need the id and pass, yes
#2981 [20:40] <keret> yes sir. everything is, down to the lwjgl.
#2982 [20:41] <HIPEEPS> my in browser dosent work either
#2983 [20:41] <HIPEEPS> test
#2984 [20:42] <Planck> My in browser has never worked. But downloaded minecraft does work for me!
#2985 [20:42] <keret> this sucks so bad. /:
#2986 [20:42] <keret> same here. its been fine, untill just now.
#2987 [20:43] <Insadesu> Wug:
#2988 [20:43] <Zemedelphos> Grrr...
#2989 [20:43] <Insadesu> Nope I need something that lets me type in the coordinates.
#2990 [20:43] <HIPEEPS> i cant play offline either it says (not downloaded)
#2991 [20:43] <Insadesu> This just helps me move the spawn point manually, which is harder than typing numbers.
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#2993 [20:44] <Wug> Insadesu: hit 0 for coordinate of highlighted block
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#2995 [20:46] <HIPEEPS> hey!
#2996 [20:47] <mib_uh3fki> can somebody help me with my problem? I'm trying to play minecraft but when i try running it gets about 2 inches away and BAM it stops loading and SAYS the load has complete. Im not frickin paying 20 bucks angain and got ripped off last time.
#2997 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_uh3fki win/reinst
#2998 [20:47] <VoxelHead> mib_uh3fki: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2999 [20:47] <VoxelHead> mib_uh3fki: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3000 [20:48] <HIPEEPS> im still here
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#3002 [20:50] <mib_uh3fki> wait... can u say that again... in english? Im not an expert at the computer
#3003 [20:52] <HIPEEPS> people!
#3004 [20:52] <Ryladine> Please be patient as the volunteer's assist other people, we are here to help you out of the goodness of our hearts, not because we are payed, or we have any kind of obligation.
#3005 [20:52] <Planck> Just as a note, why is the in-browser minecraft applet signed with a certificate that expired 2 years ago?
#3006 [20:53] <Planck> Not only that, but a useless self-signed cert.
#3007 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_uh3fki - What part don't you understand?
#3008 [20:53] <Ryladine> Planck: Probably because notch has been too lazy to do it right.
#3009 [20:53] <mib_uh3fki> i dont understand wat to delete
#3010 [20:54] <mib_uh3fki> bin
#3011 [20:54] <mib_uh3fki> resources
#3012 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_uh3fki - Everything but the saves folder
#3013 [20:55] <mib_uh3fki> ok now ill see if that worked
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#3015 [20:56] <mib_uh3fki> THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH
#3016 [20:56] <mib_uh3fki> UR A LIFESAVER!!!!!
#3017 [20:56] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3017 [20:56] <mib_uh3fki> THANK YOUUUUUU
#3018 [20:56] <HIPEEPS> ...
#3019 [20:57] <Wug> lol wugbug
#3020 [20:57] <Wug> HIPEEPS: what was wrong?
#3021 [20:58] <HIPEEPS> i just get -cannot connect to minecraft.net and at the bottom it says (not downloaded)
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#3024 [21:00] <HIPEEPS> ...
#3025 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - Has it ever worked before?
#3026 [21:00] <HIPEEPS> yes i got mc in 1.6.6
#3027 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - What operating system are you on?
#3028 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked on this computer?
#3029 [21:01] <HIPEEPS> windows 7 google chrome
#3030 [21:01] <mib_da2jma> I bought the game 2 hours ago, and did not get a email, what should I do?
#3031 [21:01] <HIPEEPS> it worked on this cpu
#3032 [21:01] <TheNytangel> Is an orange a fruit?
#3033 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_da2jma - It has been known to take several hours, I'd wait a little while longer, then call your credit card/bank and see if they have a history of a transaction going to Mojang AB
#3034 [21:02] <TheNytangel> mib_da2jma, wait, it can take up to two days
#3035 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - Are you able to connect to https://login.minecraft.net ? What does it say?
#3036 [21:02] <HIPEEPS> hang on
#3037 [21:02] <Zemedelphos> I've tried uploading this skin over and over and over again, and it still didn't take.
#3038 [21:02] <HIPEEPS> it says [bad login]
#3039 [21:02] <Zemedelphos> So brb, jumping off of room
#3040 [21:02] <Zemedelphos> roof*
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#3042 [21:03] <BelieveMe> hi
#3043 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - Have you done a complete reinstall of the minecraft files, went to %appdata%/.minecraft and deleted everything but "saves" there, as well as your launcher
#3044 [21:03] <HIPEEPS> yes
#3045 [21:03] <BelieveMe> how can i change mail on my minecraft account?
#3046 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> BelieveMe - Not possible at this time
#3047 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - What security software do you run?
#3048 [21:03] <HIPEEPS> norton
#3049 [21:03] <BelieveMe> when it is possible?
#3050 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> BelieveMe - Official answer, "Soon"
#3051 [21:04] <BelieveMe> -.-
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#3053 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> HIPEEPS - AV or security suite?
#3054 [21:04] <HIPEEPS> i have no idea
#3055 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Do you know if java is blocked with it? Could you either set it up to allow traffic from java through, or disable it to test?
#3056 [21:06] <mib_f7ursv> when you download minecraft, do you have to do anything, or can you get right into it
#3057 [21:06] <HIPEEPS> i have latest version of java 1.6.0_27, and it still says out of date plugin
#3058 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_f7ursv - You need to have a paid for, premium account
#3059 [21:06] <mib_f7ursv> I know that
#3060 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_f7ursv - Other than that, you just need to have java installed beforehand.
#3061 [21:07] <mib_f7ursv> i know that
#3062 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_f7ursv - Then you can just jump right in
#3063 [21:07] <mib_f7ursv> okay
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#3065 [21:10] <HIPEEPS> here is my error for browser
#3066 [21:10] <HIPEEPS> Detected from bootclasspath: C:\\PROGRA~2\\Java\\jre7\\lib\\deploy.jar
#3067 [21:10] <HIPEEPS> any idea?
#3068 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> You have java 7 installed.
#3069 [21:11] <HIPEEPS> yes i have java 7 installed
#3070 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> Java 7 has been known to cause problems. Uninstall all versions of java completely from your system. Install only the latest java 6
#3071 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> You can get java 6 from:
#3072 [21:11] <HIPEEPS> ok
#3073 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> ?? java
#3074 [21:11] <VoxelHead> java: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u27-download-440425.html (Java SE Runtime Environment Version 6 Update 27)
#3075 [21:11] <VoxelHead> java: Other versions of java: Version 6: ?? getjre/6u27, ?? getjdk/6u27 | Version 7: ?? getjre/7u1, ?? getjdk/7u1
#3076 [21:11] <HIPEEPS> should i get 64 bit?
#3077 [21:12] <Wug> if possible yes
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#3079 [21:14] <HIPEEPS> should i just delete the Java Folder in Program Files (x86)?
#3080 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> No, uninstall it via your control panel
#3081 [21:15] <Insadesu> I wish my nickname was also colored..
#3082 [21:15] <Insadesu> It's just grey.. darn it.
#3083 [21:15] <HIPEEPS> oh ok
#3084 [21:16] <HIPEEPS> can u guide me?
#3085 [21:17] <HIPEEPS> its telling me to close chrome. thx anyway
#3086 [21:17] <Insadesu> I heard ctrl+w makes rainbows appear from nowhere on your screen. /obvioustrick
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#3088 [21:21] <emanfman> hi, just a quick question
#3089 [21:21] <emanfman> can primed tnt be destroyed by falling on a torch, like other block entities?
#3090 [21:22] <Wug> no
#3091 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> Don't believe so..
#3092 [21:22] <Wug> it works with sand/gravel because when the entity hits the ground it tries to become a block
#3093 [21:22] <emanfman> whereas tnt remains as an entity?
#3094 [21:22] <Wug> yeah, tnt just eventually explodes
#3095 [21:22] <emanfman> right
#3096 [21:23] <Wug> welp im going to bed
#3097 [21:23] <emanfman> so in other words, primed tnt does not become a block
#3098 [21:23] <emanfman> it can noclip into torches?
#3099 [21:23] <Wug> yep
#3100 [21:23] <Wug> its an entity, like a mob
#3101 [21:23] <emanfman> can it noclip into me?
#3102 [21:23] <Wug> it just behaves differently
#3103 [21:23] <Wug> it can
#3104 [21:24] <emanfman> but why can't i (as an entity) noclip into a mob?
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#3106 [21:25] <Wug> normal mobs have collision
#3107 [21:25] <HIPEEPS> hello
#3108 [21:25] <emanfman> wheras tnt is a non-mob entity... so it is classed differently
#3109 [21:25] <emanfman> ?
#3110 [21:25] <emanfman> hello, hipeeps
#3111 [21:26] <HIPEEPS> hello
#3112 [21:26] <HIPEEPS> hey wug
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#3114 [21:27] <HIPEEPS> is greyvulpine here?
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#3116 [21:28] <emanfman> careful when pinging people, hipeeps
#3117 [21:28] <emanfman> you might PO them
#3118 [21:28] <emanfman> just sayin
#3119 [21:28] <emanfman> me,
#3120 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#3121 [21:28] <asdfghjkl> everytime i try to login in the minecraft launcer i get "Cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#3122 [21:28] <emanfman> i can help asdfhjkl
#3123 [21:29] <asdfghjkl> lol. Please. im really frustrated.
#3124 [21:29] <emanfman> make sure your firewall isnt blocking it
#3125 [21:29] <emanfman> make sure minecraft is "up"
#3126 [21:29] <asdfghjkl> it shouldnt be, this just happened randomly.
#3127 [21:29] <HIPEEPS> minecraft is up
#3128 [21:29] <emanfman> it was working before?
#3129 [21:29] <HIPEEPS> it works right now
#3130 [21:29] <HIPEEPS> for the other cpu
#3131 [21:29] <emanfman> i mean the client
#3132 [21:29] <asdfghjkl> yes it was, i got off for a few hours cam back and not i can login.
#3133 [21:29] <HIPEEPS> at myhouse
#3134 [21:30] <emanfman> hm
#3135 [21:30] <emanfman> is your client hacked or legitimate?
#3136 [21:30] <asdfghjkl> legit.
#3137 [21:30] <emanfman> and you've tried a few times?
#3138 [21:30] <asdfghjkl> many. /:
#3139 [21:30] <emanfman> hm.
#3140 [21:30] <emanfman> and this only happened now?
#3141 [21:30] <asdfghjkl> my other pc isnt working either.
#3142 [21:30] <emanfman> you haven't encountered this problem before?
#3143 [21:30] <asdfghjkl> no i havent. /:
#3144 [21:31] <emanfman> perhaps it's your account.
#3145 [21:31] <emanfman> but most likely
#3146 [21:31] <asdfghjkl> i can login on the site. /:
#3147 [21:31] <emanfman> you could be using a proxy
#3148 [21:31] <emanfman> are you?
#3149 [21:31] <asdfghjkl> yes, i think its proxy.
#3150 [21:31] <emanfman> try redownloading the launcher.
#3151 [21:31] <asdfghjkl> i have.
#3152 [21:31] <emanfman> if that doesn't work, ill walk you through on how to turn off a proxy.
#3153 [21:32] <asdfghjkl> okay, thank you.
#3154 [21:32] <emanfman> hold on one second, I will be afk for a minute or two
#3155 [21:32] <asdfghjkl> alright.
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#3157 [21:43] <HIPEEPS> can i get help?
#3158 [21:43] <HIPEEPS> ne1?
#3159 [21:43] <asdfghjkl> i still need help.
#3160 [21:45] * mib_yqp3xv [mib_yqp3xv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3161 [21:46] <mib_yqp3xv> how long does it take to receive the email saying you bought the game
#3162 [21:47] <asdfghjkl> a few minutes.
#3163 [21:48] <Aross> So nobody can play minecraft now?
#3164 [21:48] <asdfghjkl> huh?
#3165 [21:48] <Aross> I try to play in Browser but all i get is a blank white screen
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#3167 [21:48] <Aross> I download it and run it, i get a black screen.
#3168 [21:48] <firestorm21> hello
#3169 [21:48] <asdfghjkl> same, and my launcher says cannot connect to minecrat.net
#3170 [21:48] <firestorm21> me too!
#3171 [21:48] <Planck> I get a white screen in browser, but it runs fine when downlaoded (provided I don't use java 7)
#3172 [21:49] <asdfghjkl> i cant play online at all. /:
#3173 [21:49] <Aross> Im trying to play singleplayer.
#3174 [21:49] <emanfman> sorry about that
#3175 [21:49] <emanfman> back
#3176 [21:49] <asdfghjkl> okay.
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#3178 [21:49] <emanfman> so, what do you use for your proxy?
#3179 [21:50] <firestorm21> i cant play at all
#3180 [21:50] <emanfman> do you use a program, or isp
#3181 [21:50] <firestorm21> idk
#3182 [21:50] <asdfghjkl> i have no idea.. I just know when i look up my ip it says its proxy. :o
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#3184 [21:50] <emanfman> lol
#3185 [21:50] <Planck> asdfghjkl: Are you using a recent launcher?
#3186 [21:50] <emanfman> ok, so do you know if you installed a program for it?
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#3188 [21:51] <asdfghjkl> yes, i am. i tried to redownload it just now.
#3189 [21:51] <emanfman> i mean your proxy
#3190 [21:51] <asdfghjkl> still the same issue for both of my comtupers.,
#3191 [21:51] <emanfman> did you download a proxy program?
#3192 [21:51] <asdfghjkl> i dont think so.
#3193 [21:51] <mib_2ll769> minecraft will go to a black screen after loadinh
#3194 [21:51] <Aross> I am just trying to run the damn singleplayer, i cant run it in brower or with downloading
#3195 [21:52] <mib_2ll769> loading
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#3197 [21:52] <emanfman> aross, buy it
#3198 [21:52] <Aross> i get a black screen when i download it
#3199 [21:52] <mib_2ll769> yeah me too
#3200 [21:52] <Aross> No i bought it already.
#3201 [21:52] <emanfman> so download it
#3202 [21:52] <emanfman> the launcher is on minecraft.net/download
#3203 [21:52] <emanfman> sorry asdf
#3204 [21:52] <Aross> And i get a black screen lol
#3205 [21:52] <mib_2ll769> same aross
#3206 [21:53] <asdfghjkl> its okay, this just happened, and i need it to go away.
#3207 [21:53] <emanfman> aross, you get a black screen from the launcher?
#3208 [21:53] <emanfman> or broser?
#3209 [21:53] <emanfman> *browser
#3210 [21:53] <firestorm21> i cant get to black screen...
#3211 [21:53] <Aross> white screen from browser, black from launcher
#3212 [21:53] <emanfman> aross, i'm afraid your isp is providing a proxy
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#3214 [21:53] <emanfman> but there is one more thing
#3215 [21:53] <emanfman> what browser do you use, aross
#3216 [21:54] <Aross> just regular ol' internet explorer lol
#3217 [21:54] <emanfman> which version?
#3218 [21:54] <emanfman> asdf what browser do you use?
#3219 [21:54] <Aross> how do you check xD
#3220 [21:54] <emanfman> um... do you update your internet explorer regularly?
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#3222 [21:55] <Aross> Probably not.
#3223 [21:55] <emanfman> you are using windows 7 i presume?
#3224 [21:55] <asdfghjkl> google chrome
#3225 [21:55] <Aross> Yes.
#3226 [21:56] <emanfman> asdf, here is one last option. wrench menu, options.
#3227 [21:56] <asdfghjkl> yes. ive been there.
#3228 [21:56] <emanfman> aross, does windows updates do thing automatically?
#3229 [21:56] <Aross> yes
#3230 [21:56] <emanfman> asdf, the proxy setting are in "under the hood"
#3231 [21:56] * mib_2vzbxz [mib_2vzbxz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3232 [21:56] <mib_2vzbxz> hello
#3233 [21:57] <asdfghjkl> i know, i messed with them, its on direct connect.
#3234 [21:57] <mib_2vzbxz> i have minecraft for mac and it is suck on Updating Minecraft, Done Updating screen what do i do?
#3235 [21:57] <emanfman> mib, there are known issues in the latest version for mac OS X.
#3236 [21:58] <emanfman> notch is working on it ;)
#3237 [21:58] <emanfman> fl
#3238 [21:58] <emanfman> *gl
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#3240 [21:58] <mib_2vzbxz> i dont think i have the latest version of mac
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#3242 [21:58] <mib_2vzbxz> i have 10.6.8
#3243 [21:58] <emanfman> it doesnt matter
#3244 [21:59] <asdfghjkl> i still cannot connect to minecraft.net. /:
#3245 [21:59] <mib_2vzbxz> I love Minecraft so much and i have this awesome world ive been working on for a while and really wanna play
#3246 [21:59] <emanfman> stability for the latest version isnt great. try elsewhere, or backdate your version.
#3247 [21:59] <mib_2vzbxz> and i have like the early beta of minecraft
#3248 [21:59] <mib_2vzbxz> its like 1.3 i think
#3249 [21:59] <emanfman> asdf, did you try clicking "change proxy setting"
#3250 [21:59] <mib_2vzbxz> where do i find that
#3251 [22:00] <mib_2vzbxz> nvm
#3252 [22:00] <asdfghjkl> yes, and it is selected as direct internet connection.
#3253 [22:00] <emanfman> mib, you should update your minecraft client
#3254 [22:00] <mib_2vzbxz> how do i do that
#3255 [22:01] <emanfman> hm... it seems your chrome is outdated, asdf
#3256 [22:01] <emanfman> mib, go to http://www.minecraft.net/download
#3257 [22:01] <asdfghjkl> poop. well, its doing the same on my other computer and its using firefox
#3258 [22:01] <emanfman> hm.
#3259 [22:01] <mib_2vzbxz> i like deleted minecraft then downloaded it from there and it still does the same thing
#3260 [22:02] <emanfman> asdf, im sorry, but i think i ran out of advice
#3261 [22:02] <emanfman> i did my best, maybe trying later should help.
#3262 [22:02] <JohnEBH> Eh?
#3263 [22:02] <asdfghjkl> alright, its fine. This like JUST happened. randomly. so, maybe its just something notch is doing to linux launchers? lol
#3264 [22:02] <emanfman> maybe you should try downloading the 1,9 prerelease, mib
#3265 [22:03] <emanfman> you use linux? D:
#3266 [22:03] <asdfghjkl> or launchers in general? and yesss.. :o
#3267 [22:03] <emanfman> omg. linux is so lol
#3268 [22:03] <mib_yqp3xv> I bought minecraft a couple hours ago, and got no email
#3269 [22:03] <JohnEBH> mib_yqp3xv- Can take up to 3 days
#3270 [22:03] <JohnEBH> mib_yqp3xv- Be patient
#3271 [22:03] <emanfman> ah, so you see mib, the problem is different.
#3272 [22:03] <emanfman> it can take a while, so be patient
#3273 [22:03] <asdfghjkl> i know. i know. i deal with it.
#3274 [22:04] <JohnEBH> asdfghjkl- Tried a reinstall?
#3275 [22:04] <JohnEBH> ??> asdfghjkl linux/reinst
#3276 [22:04] <VoxelHead> asdfghjkl: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3277 [22:04] <VoxelHead> asdfghjkl: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#3278 [22:04] <asdfghjkl> yes i have. ans thank you. ill try it.
#3279 [22:04] <emanfman> lol. so, asdf, I will leave this channel pretty soon. if you want to contact me further, email me: emanfman@gmail.com
#3280 [22:05] <asdfghjkl> alright.
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#3282 [22:05] <emanfman> is voxelhead a bot?
#3283 [22:05] <JohnEBH> ??> emanfman bot
#3284 [22:05] <VoxelHead> emanfman: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#3285 [22:05] <emanfman> omg
#3286 [22:05] <emanfman> thanks, john XD
#3287 [22:06] <Insadesu> oh hey guys
#3288 [22:06] <JohnEBH> ??> emanfman JohnEBHisaBot
#3289 [22:06] <JohnEBH> lol
#3290 [22:06] <JohnEBH> Jks Np!
#3291 [22:06] <emanfman> lol
#3292 [22:06] <asdfghjkl> it didnt do anthing. :o but it didnt say it was an unknown command.
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#3294 [22:06] <JohnEBH> Hai there!
#3295 [22:06] <JohnEBH> asdfghjkl- Tried launching MC yet? xD
#3296 [22:06] <emanfman> so voxelhead is your bot, john?
#3297 [22:06] <JohnEBH> Nope =P
#3298 [22:07] <emanfman> so... he is a bot under your control?
#3299 [22:07] <mib_qdujjg> heey
#3300 [22:07] <JohnEBH> Nope, I'm just voiced here xD
#3301 [22:07] <mib_qdujjg> Voice
#3302 [22:07] <asdfghjkl> yesss.. still.. "Cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#3303 [22:07] <mib_qdujjg> ?
#3304 [22:07] <emanfman> how do I get voiced?
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#3306 [22:07] <emanfman> (bot response for $10)
#3307 [22:07] <JohnEBH> asdfghjkl- Hmmm... Turnoff firewall and antivirus temporarily?
#3308 [22:07] <JohnEBH> emanfman- you help out
#3309 [22:07] <mib_qdujjg> John , i need help with my sever.
#3310 [22:07] <emanfman> ah.
#3311 [22:07] <asdfghjkl> alright.
#3312 [22:08] <JohnEBH> emanfman- If we see that you've been helping out for a while, we'll randomly voice you.
#3313 [22:08] <emanfman> well, i did my best tonight.
#3314 [22:08] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- Which part?
#3315 [22:08] <emanfman> i might be back soon.
#3316 [22:08] <JohnEBH> ??> emanfman index
#3317 [22:08] <VoxelHead> emanfman: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#3318 [22:08] <JohnEBH> If you're interested =P
#3319 [22:08] <emanfman> lol thanks
#3320 [22:08] <asdfghjkl> I WILL NOT REST UNTILL I CAN PLAY MY SERVER. D:
#3321 [22:08] <emanfman> (lol thats almost bot abuse)
#3322 [22:08] <mib_qdujjg> ?
#3323 [22:08] * JohnEBH happily plays on his on server
#3323 [22:09] <mib_qdujjg> JohnEBH
#3324 [22:09] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- What do you need help with? (repeat)
#3325 [22:09] * emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable can use /me too!
#3325 [22:09] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- I understand it's about servers, but what about them?
#3326 [22:10] <Aross> I click minecraft beta "In browser" it shows a white screen, then a quick flash of minecraft saying "Done loading" at 98%, then im stuck at a white screen forever. -_-
#3327 [22:11] <JohnEBH> Aross- Tried using the launcher/client?
#3328 [22:11] <JohnEBH> !client
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#3330 [22:12] <Aross> Yes, but when i run that it just pops a black screen, no loading or nothing
#3331 [22:12] <JohnEBH> ??> Aross win/reinst/bat
#3332 [22:12] <VoxelHead> Aross: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3333 [22:12] <Aross> I can at least log in, after i do that it goes straight to a black screen
#3334 [22:12] <VoxelHead> Aross: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat (stop changing the link)
#3335 [22:13] <mib_qdujjg> Make Sure Ur Java Is Up too Date.
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#3337 [22:13] <LemonSkin> Hey guys
#3338 [22:13] <Aross> VoxelHead- that link you posted doesnt work for me.
#3339 [22:14] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- That doesn't help
#3340 [22:14] <JohnEBH> Aross- Woops sorry
#3341 [22:14] <JohnEBH> Aross- Forgot we're having issues with that
#3342 [22:14] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> ooh voxelhead is not botty... i think
#3343 [22:14] <JohnEBH> ??> Aross win/reinst
#3344 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Aross: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3345 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Aross: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3346 [22:14] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- Hello!
#3347 [22:14] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> never mind...
#3348 [22:14] <mib_qdujjg> Can Anyone Help Me Find My Sever Number?
#3349 [22:14] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- You mean IP?
#3350 [22:15] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- Did you rent or are you hosting it yourself?
#3351 [22:15] <mib_qdujjg> Hosting
#3352 [22:15] <JohnEBH> :ip mib_qdujjg
#3353 [22:15] <JohnEBH> !ip mib_qdujjg
#3354 [22:15] <LemonSkin> Hey, anyone know how to boot Minecraft with more RAM?
#3355 [22:15] <JohnEBH> Bleh...
#3356 [22:15] <JohnEBH> :moreram
#3357 [22:15] <WugBot> moreram: http://pastebin.com/YhRXMsEU (Thanks go to the super sexy GreyVulpine!)
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#3359 [22:16] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- Above ^
#3360 [22:16] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> lol
#3361 [22:16] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- Whatsmyip.org
#3362 [22:16] <LemonSkin> Thanks <3
#3363 [22:16] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- <3
#3364 [22:16] <LemonSkin> Ah, nice. It's the same as running a server with more RAM
#3365 [22:16] <LemonSkin> I thought it would be. :)
#3366 [22:16] <JohnEBH> Yup
#3367 [22:16] <JohnEBH> lol
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#3369 [22:16] <JohnEBH> Just that you need the linux jar rather than the windows .exe
#3370 [22:16] <LemonSkin> Just had to make sure before I screwed around with folders xD
#3371 [22:16] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> wait a minute... so ??> triggers vox, : triggers wugbot, and ! triggers who?
#3372 [22:16] <mib_qdujjg> Ok thanks John :)
#3373 [22:16] <JohnEBH> ! - aubot
#3374 [22:17] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> ah ok
#3375 [22:17] <JohnEBH> !check MPG.JHServers.net
#3376 [22:17] <JohnEBH> Example^
#3377 [22:17] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> lol
#3378 [22:17] <Aross> I am trying to delete everything in that folder VoxelHead but it wont let me delete the bin folder, keeps saying its in use.
#3379 [22:17] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> thats aweseomsauce
#3380 [22:17] <JohnEBH> Aross- Make sure you're not on the beta page or have launcher running
#3381 [22:18] <emanfman|kindofawaybutpingable> are any of the bots here conversational?
#3382 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Well...
#3383 [22:19] <Aross> ran the download again, saysits updating
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#3385 [22:19] <Aross> Looks like it works
#3386 [22:19] <mib_qdujjg> JohnEBH, its not working ... How Do i Get my own sever, it worked before , but idk , Wug helped me before.
#3387 [22:20] <guest-808171-86595> youtube?
#3388 [22:20] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- Use localhost as your IP?
#3389 [22:20] <mib_qdujjg> Yeah
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#3391 [22:20] <mib_qdujjg> i went too the site, but it still didnt work.
#3392 [22:20] <JohnEBH> Aross- Make sure you're on the latest Java update and graphics drivers
#3393 [22:20] <Aross> So i opened a new world that was on there, and it isnt my world lol
#3394 [22:20] <JohnEBH> guest-808171-86595- eh?
#3395 [22:20] <mib_qdujjg> i want one that two ian minecraft can use.
#3396 [22:20] <LemonSkin> Hey, John. It's saying that 'java' is not a recognized internal or external command.
#3397 [22:20] <JohnEBH> Aross- Lol Someone elses?
#3398 [22:21] <Aross> got no clue
#3399 [22:21] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- replace Java with the path to java.exe then
#3400 [22:21] <Aross> it has items and things on it, but not mine!
#3401 [22:21] <JohnEBH> Aross- Leave a lone then ^.^"Could be a friends
#3402 [22:21] <LemonSkin> Mmmmkay
#3403 [22:22] <JohnEBH> mib_qdujjg- Hmmm if Wug helped you before, he can again. Wait for him to come on/back? xD
#3404 [22:22] <mib_qdujjg> lmao , i dont want to wait xD. idk how do i make my own multi sever ? XD
#3405 [22:22] <mib_qdujjg> For the same lan
#3406 [22:22] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_qdujjg smp/serversetup
#3407 [22:22] <VoxelHead> mib_qdujjg: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3408 [22:22] <VoxelHead> mib_qdujjg: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3409 [22:23] <emanfman> or just download it
#3410 [22:23] <emanfman> from http://www.minecraft.net/download
#3411 [22:23] <mib_qdujjg> Lol.
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#3413 [22:23] <mib_qdujjg> No clue....
#3414 [22:24] <mib_qdujjg> ill wait for Wug i guess lol.
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#3417 [22:25] <sbdtech> Hello
#3418 [22:25] <emanfman> hi
#3419 [22:26] <sbdtech> I am attempting to get some assistance to get minecraft to run
#3420 [22:26] <emanfman> np
#3421 [22:26] <emanfman> whats your question?
#3422 [22:26] <emanfman> you want a walkthrough?
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#3424 [22:27] <LemonSkin> John- After putting in the path to java, it still doesn't recognize 'java' as a command.
#3425 [22:27] <sbdtech> sorry, browser crashed for something
#3426 [22:27] <emanfman> np
#3427 [22:27] <Aross> What is with the epic sadness music that the game is playing xD
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#3429 [22:28] <emanfman> its more "uplifting" in my opinion
#3430 [22:29] <LemonSkin> Er
#3431 [22:29] <LemonSkin> Hello? XD
#3432 [22:29] <emanfman> hi
#3433 [22:29] <LemonSkin> Any idea what's wrong with this? :
#3434 [22:29] <LemonSkin> @echo off path=%PATH%;%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Java\jre6\bin java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame pause
#3435 [22:29] <LemonSkin> Er
#3436 [22:29] <LemonSkin> Should be on different lines
#3437 [22:29] <LemonSkin> @echo off
#3438 [22:29] <LemonSkin> path=%PATH%;%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Java\jre6\bin
#3439 [22:30] <LemonSkin> java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3440 [22:30] <LemonSkin> pause
#3441 [22:30] <emanfman> um, what should it do?
#3442 [22:30] <emanfman> im no expert on shell scripting XD
#3443 [22:30] <LemonSkin> Boot Minecraft with 1gb of RAM
#3444 [22:30] <emanfman> hm
#3445 [22:31] <emanfman> maybe your path is wrong?
#3446 [22:31] <LemonSkin> It's saying that 'java' is not a recognized command
#3447 [22:31] <emanfman> this is in a .bat file, right?
#3448 [22:31] <emanfman> OH!
#3449 [22:31] <emanfman> i know that one
#3450 [22:31] <LemonSkin> Yeah
#3451 [22:31] <LemonSkin> :D
#3452 [22:31] <emanfman> um
#3453 [22:31] <emanfman> i forgot the answer
#3454 [22:31] <LemonSkin> Oh
#3455 [22:31] <LemonSkin> xD
#3456 [22:31] <emanfman> hold on
#3457 [22:31] <emanfman> let me think
#3458 [22:31] <LemonSkin> K
#3459 [22:31] <emanfman> (and check some resources online)
#3460 [22:31] <LemonSkin> God's speed, boy
#3461 [22:32] <emanfman> last time i checked, "java" is not a command
#3462 [22:32] <LemonSkin> s
#3463 [22:32] <emanfman> BUT you can launch java
#3464 [22:32] <emanfman> by going into the path for it
#3465 [22:32] <emanfman> i don't know where you keep it
#3466 [22:32] <emanfman> but imagine this
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#3468 [22:33] <LemonSkin> Uhhh, java is just in the default directory for me
#3469 [22:33] <LemonSkin> path=%PATH%;%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Java\jre6\bin
#3470 [22:33] <LemonSkin> Should be in that
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#3473 [22:33] <emanfman> C:\program files (x86)\java\java.exe -xmx1024m...
#3474 [22:33] <emanfman> something like that
#3475 [22:33] <JohnEBH> Yup ^
#3476 [22:33] <JohnEBH> I'm gone playing MC for a while
#3477 [22:33] <emanfman> java should be ran not as "java"
#3478 [22:33] <JohnEBH> And this happens xD
#3479 [22:34] <LemonSkin> Oh mah gawd
#3480 [22:34] <LemonSkin> Wait
#3481 [22:34] <JohnEBH> It works too though emanfman
#3482 [22:34] <emanfman> but as a path
#3483 [22:34] <LemonSkin> I just fixed it
#3484 [22:34] <LemonSkin> There was a space in it
#3485 [22:34] <LemonSkin> FML
#3486 [22:34] <emanfman> ah lovely
#3487 [22:34] <emanfman> lol
#3488 [22:34] <JohnEBH> loool
#3489 [22:34] <LemonSkin> Except, it's not fixed
#3490 [22:34] <emanfman> oh :(
#3491 [22:34] <emanfman> and i thought i was a shell scripting genius for a sec there
#3492 [22:34] <LemonSkin> net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3493 [22:34] <LemonSkin> That part isn't recognized
#3494 [22:34] <emanfman> what about it?
#3495 [22:34] <emanfman> hm
#3496 [22:34] <seeeebastian> i have crazy lag spikes on MC anyone know a way to help me incrase FPS
#3497 [22:35] <LemonSkin> Get a better computer :\
#3498 [22:35] <emanfman> change graphics to fast seeeeebastian
#3499 [22:35] <seeeebastian> i have the settings on fast
#3500 [22:35] <emanfman> lower your render distance
#3501 [22:35] <emanfman> hm
#3502 [22:35] <emanfman> lemonskin, did you write that .bat yourself?
#3503 [22:36] <seeeebastian> i have it on the lowest settings possible
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#3505 [22:36] <Mitch> Uhm hi
#3506 [22:36] <LemonSkin> emafman Nah
#3507 [22:36] <Mitch> ...?
#3508 [22:36] <emanfman> seeeebastian, don't expect minecraft to run well with less than 2GB of ram. how much do you have?
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#3510 [22:36] <LemonSkin> I compiled it from places around the net
#3511 [22:36] <LemonSkin> xD
#3512 [22:36] <LemonSkin> Hey, Mitch.
#3513 [22:36] <seeeebastian> I think 4
#3514 [22:36] <emanfman> so lemonskin, maybe find a thread on it in the minecraft forums
#3515 [22:36] <emanfman> or wait...
#3516 [22:36] <Mitch> How do i fix my minecraft...
#3517 [22:36] <emanfman> ill do that for you
#3518 [22:37] <emanfman> gimme a sec
#3519 [22:37] <emanfman> and mitch, ill be right with you
#3520 [22:37] <seeeebastian> yea its 4.0GB
#3521 [22:37] <Mitch> Alright thz
#3522 [22:37] <Mitch> Thx*
#3523 [22:37] <LemonSkin> I might be able to help. Mitch, what's wrong?
#3524 [22:37] <emanfman> hm
#3525 [22:37] <Mitch> Uh my minecraft loads up then it'll get to the main page and it'll just freeze
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#3528 [22:37] <emanfman> seeeebastian, you may have other programs stealing your ram
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#3530 [22:38] <emanfman> mitch, you have any mods?
#3531 [22:38] <Mitch> Yup
#3532 [22:38] <Mitch> Tried installing fly mod
#3533 [22:38] <Mitch> Then bam it stopped working
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#3535 [22:38] <LemonSkin> Wrong button pressed X_X
#3536 [22:38] <Mitch> Really making me mad...
#3537 [22:38] <LemonSkin> What was the issue, Mitch?
#3538 [22:38] <emanfman> so mitch
#3539 [22:38] <emanfman> easy answer
#3540 [22:39] <emanfman> you didnt delete metainf
#3541 [22:39] <emanfman> most likely
#3542 [22:39] <seeeebastian> i usually clode most of my programs
#3543 [22:39] <seeeebastian> slose*
#3544 [22:39] <emanfman> hm
#3545 [22:39] <seeeebastian> Close**
#3546 [22:39] <Mitch> K deleted...
#3547 [22:39] <emanfman> well, 'bastian, use taskmgr.exe to see what processes are hogging your memory
#3548 [22:40] <emanfman> now close 7-zip and try again mitch
#3549 [22:40] <LemonSkin> emanfman, figured out that bat?
#3550 [22:40] <LemonSkin> Silly batch files X_X
#3551 [22:40] <emanfman> still ooking
#3552 [22:40] <emanfman> *looking
#3553 [22:40] <LemonSkin> Mmmkay, thanks man
#3554 [22:41] <seeeebastian> all of my proceses are under 2000 except for google chrome and explorer.exe
#3555 [22:42] <seeeebastian> 2000kb
#3556 [22:44] <emanfman> hm
#3557 [22:44] <emanfman> ok so sorry lemonskin, couldnt find anything
#3558 [22:44] <emanfman> best bet: daniweb.com
#3559 [22:44] <emanfman> great it forum
#3560 [22:44] <emanfman> and for you bastian
#3561 [22:44] <emanfman> turn your advanced opengl OFF
#3562 [22:45] <seeeebastian> tried that :(
#3563 [22:45] <LemonSkin> Ok, thanks anyways, eman
#3564 [22:45] <LemonSkin> I'm sure I'll work it out at some point xD
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#3567 [22:45] <emanfman> hm
#3568 [22:46] <emanfman> well seeeebastian... I'm not sure. maybe you have mods on?
#3569 [22:46] <emanfman> which ones, if you do?
#3570 [22:46] <seeeebastian> none
#3571 [22:47] <JohnEBH> seeeebastian- Try installing Optifine if you can install mods, otherwise look up spoutcraft
#3572 [22:47] <emanfman> hm
#3573 [22:47] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- Also if you're still trying to give MC more RAM
#3574 [22:48] <emanfman> well seeeebastian, try to start minecraft using more ram
#3575 [22:48] <emanfman> with a .bat script
#3576 [22:48] <JohnEBH> LemonSkin- Try using HD Patcher. In the advanced section there is an option for that.
#3577 [22:48] <seeeebastian> how do i install optifine?
#3578 [22:48] <emanfman> which lemonskin can't get working lol
#3579 [22:48] <JohnEBH> seeeebastian- That's why i said if you know how to install mods
#3580 [22:48] <LemonSkin> Ahhh, ok
#3581 [22:48] <emanfman> and lemonskin, im still looking
#3582 [22:48] <emanfman> because i have nothing better to do
#3583 [22:48] <LemonSkin> Thanks heaps, both John and eman
#3584 [22:48] <LemonSkin> xD
#3585 [22:48] <emanfman> np
#3586 [22:48] <emf818> Why wont the free version of minecraft (yeah im cheap) load my game? I Saved one and when i click load game it says getting list then says failed to load but i clicked load file but the think to load like browse you know Don't open till im out of the load level menu and it doesn't load
#3587 [22:48] <LemonSkin> Well, I'll check out HD Patcher
#3588 [22:48] <JohnEBH> As for Mitch... If he's still here, read up instructions on installing the mod
#3589 [22:49] <JohnEBH> emf818- World could be dead, wouldn'tknow how to recover it.
#3590 [22:50] <emf818> FUUUUUUU
#3591 [22:51] <emanfman> java -Xms512M -Xmx1024M -jar minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3592 [22:51] <emanfman> try that lemonskin
#3593 [22:51] <emanfman> you are using -cp
#3594 [22:51] <emanfman> try -jar
#3595 [22:52] <emanfman> lemonskin, you still there?
#3596 [22:56] * emanfman|mibbit [emanfman|mibbit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3598 [22:56] <emanfman|mibbit> test
#3599 [22:56] <emanfman> self ping to test this client... emanfman|mibbit
#3600 [22:57] <emanfman> emanfman|mibbit
#3601 [22:59] <LemonSkin> Here now
#3602 [22:59] <emanfman> hey
#3603 [22:59] <LemonSkin> Ah, ok. I'll try using -jar
#3604 [22:59] <emanfman> check that
#3605 [22:59] <emanfman> not sure... but worth a shot
#3606 [23:00] <emanfman> because you ARE launching a .jar, right?
#3607 [23:00] <LemonSkin> Yeah
#3608 [23:00] <LemonSkin> xD
#3609 [23:00] <LemonSkin> invalid or corrupt file
#3610 [23:00] <LemonSkin> QQ
#3611 [23:01] <emanfman> i dont even know if java can use -cp
#3612 [23:01] <emanfman> hm
#3613 [23:01] <emanfman> well
#3614 [23:01] <emanfman> how about that path to minecraft.jar?
#3615 [23:01] <LemonSkin> What do you mean?
#3616 [23:02] <emanfman> is it %appdata%\bin\minecraft.jar?
#3617 [23:02] <LemonSkin> Yup
#3618 [23:02] <emanfman> hm
#3619 [23:02] <emanfman> invalid file...
#3620 [23:02] <LemonSkin> And regardless, the .bat is in the same folder as the .jar
#3621 [23:02] <emanfman> try launching the LAUNCHER from the .bat
#3622 [23:03] <emanfman> with 1GB of ram
#3623 [23:03] <LemonSkin> As in minecraft.exe?
#3624 [23:03] <emanfman> yes
#3625 [23:03] <emanfman> maybe that will work
#3626 [23:03] <emanfman> (i don't know, i'm going out on a limb here)
#3627 [23:03] <LemonSkin> Ok, it opened up
#3628 [23:03] <emanfman> ok...
#3629 [23:04] <emanfman> now see if minecraft will load with 1GB RAM or just the launcher
#3630 [23:04] <LemonSkin> Er
#3631 [23:04] <emanfman> use taskmgr.exe to check
#3632 [23:04] <LemonSkin> Yeah, thought so
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#3634 [23:05] <emanfman> thought what?
#3635 [23:05] <LemonSkin> taskmanager
#3636 [23:05] <LemonSkin> xD
#3637 [23:05] <LemonSkin> Er, the launcher isn't even showing up in processes
#3638 [23:05] * clarjon1 [clarjon1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3639 [23:05] <LemonSkin> Ah, never mind
#3640 [23:05] <LemonSkin> It's running as java.exe
#3641 [23:05] <LemonSkin> And it's using 66,000 K
#3642 [23:06] <emanfman> >.<
#3643 [23:06] <LemonSkin> So uhh
#3644 [23:06] <LemonSkin> No, it's not using 1GB
#3645 [23:06] <LemonSkin> xD
#3646 [23:06] <emanfman> maybe it isnt USING it, but has it allocated
#3647 [23:07] <LemonSkin> QQ
#3648 [23:07] <LemonSkin> Ohhh, new error now
#3649 [23:07] <LemonSkin> I have just vanilla clean install of Minecraft
#3650 [23:07] <LemonSkin> With the .bat
#3651 [23:07] <LemonSkin> I now get the error
#3652 [23:07] <LemonSkin> 'Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from minecraft.jar
#3653 [23:07] <LemonSkin> '
#3654 [23:08] <emanfman> which means...
#3655 [23:08] <LemonSkin> Absolutely no idea
#3656 [23:08] <emanfman> well
#3657 [23:08] <emanfman> netiher do I :D
#3658 [23:08] <LemonSkin> xD
#3659 [23:08] * josaaaaaa [josaaaaaa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3660 [23:09] <Chris> !paid chris
#3661 [23:09] <josaaaaaa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlo
#3662 [23:09] <Chris> aw :-( I want that account
#3663 [23:09] <josaaaaaa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlo HELp Anybody!!!
#3664 [23:09] <josaaaaaa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlo
#3665 [23:09] <josaaaaaa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlo
#3666 [23:10] <LemonSkin> !paid LemonSkin
#3667 [23:10] <LemonSkin> Awh
#3668 [23:10] <LemonSkin> Doesn't work
#3669 [23:10] <LemonSkin> xD
#3670 [23:10] <LemonSkin> Oh, I lied
#3671 [23:10] <LemonSkin> xD
#3672 [23:10] <emanfman> !paid emanfman
#3673 [23:10] <emanfman> ouch
#3674 [23:10] <emanfman> YEAH!
#3675 [23:10] <Chris> :p
#3676 [23:10] <LemonSkin> :O
#3677 [23:10] <emanfman> thats how i roll!
#3678 [23:10] <LemonSkin> xD
#3679 [23:10] <josaaaaaa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spb5YQIQhlo
#3680 [23:10] <LemonSkin> 1337 h4x?
#3681 [23:11] <josaaaaaa> help my!
#3682 [23:11] <emanfman> !paid josaaaaaa
#3683 [23:11] <LemonSkin> With what? D:
#3684 [23:11] <emanfman> wait
#3685 [23:11] <emanfman> the username on that video is pipoxel
#3686 [23:11] <emanfman> !paid pipoxel
#3687 [23:12] <emanfman> AHA!
#3688 [23:12] <emanfman> and thats why!
#3689 [23:12] <LemonSkin> ohlul
#3690 [23:12] <emanfman> lol
#3691 [23:12] <LemonSkin> !paid Notch
#3692 [23:12] * AuBot kicked LemonSkin from #minecrafthelp (Reason: emonSkin :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
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#3694 [23:12] <emanfman> lol
#3695 [23:12] <LemonSkin> Awh
#3696 [23:12] <emanfman> that was hilarious
#3697 [23:12] <Chris> that happened to me once xD
#3698 [23:12] <LemonSkin> Why does it do that? QQ
#3699 [23:12] <emanfman> why do you think
#3700 [23:12] <emanfman> well
#3701 [23:12] <Chris> cause its kinda obvous
#3702 [23:13] <Chris> obvious**
#3703 [23:13] <LemonSkin> QQ
#3704 [23:13] <emanfman> everyone knows notch got it for free...
#3705 [23:13] <LemonSkin> EXACTLY
#3706 [23:13] <LemonSkin> DIDN'T PAY
#3707 [23:13] <LemonSkin> >: (
#3708 [23:13] <emanfman> he made it!
#3709 [23:13] <emanfman> ouch
#3710 [23:13] <emanfman> temporary mute
#3711 [23:13] <Chris> I bet you he paid a lot to start up mojang, get minecraft started etc. I think that he technically did pay for it
#3712 [23:13] <LemonSkin> !paid AuBot
#3713 [23:13] <emanfman> meh
#3714 [23:14] <emanfman> OUCH!
#3715 [23:14] <Chris> Aussie <3
#3716 [23:14] <LemonSkin> Oh wow
#3717 [23:14] <emanfman> owned
#3718 [23:14] <LemonSkin> The robot has paid
#3719 [23:14] <Chris> haha
#3720 [23:14] <LemonSkin> Jah boi, Australia is awesome xD
#3721 [23:14] <emanfman> !paid YOU
#3722 [23:14] <LemonSkin> :O
#3723 [23:14] <emanfman> BOOM!
#3724 [23:14] <LemonSkin> !paid dogofrhy
#3725 [23:14] <emanfman> !paid me
#3726 [23:14] <LemonSkin> !paid Xephos
#3727 [23:15] <emanfman> !paid spamspamspam
#3728 [23:15] <LemonSkin> !paid Honeydew
#3729 [23:15] <emanfman> yogscast?
#3730 [23:15] <LemonSkin> :O
#3731 [23:15] <emanfman> really?
#3732 [23:15] <LemonSkin> Yeah, I love the Yogscast xD
#3733 [23:15] <emanfman> !paid me
#3734 [23:15] <emanfman> rather
#3735 [23:15] <emanfman> OH!
#3736 [23:15] <LemonSkin> !paid Jews
#3737 [23:15] <emanfman> damn i meant "i"
#3738 [23:15] <emanfman> HEY!
#3739 [23:15] <emanfman> thats mean
#3740 [23:15] <LemonSkin> ^ classic
#3741 [23:16] <LemonSkin> THE SERVER SAID IT
#3742 [23:16] <LemonSkin> NOT ME
#3743 [23:16] <LemonSkin> D:
#3744 [23:16] * guest-0-15353 [guest-0-15353@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3745 [23:16] <emanfman> racist bastards
#3746 [23:16] <emanfman> on the server
#3747 [23:16] * BlackGyver [BlackGyver@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3748 [23:16] <emanfman> !paid mexicans
#3749 [23:16] <LemonSkin> :O
#3750 [23:16] <emanfman> lol
#3751 [23:16] <LemonSkin> THEY HAVEN'T EITHER
#3752 [23:16] <guest-0-15353> lol
#3753 [23:16] <emanfman> and btw
#3754 [23:16] <LemonSkin> !paid AfroAmericans
#3755 [23:16] <emanfman> im jewish
#3756 [23:16] <emanfman> FOR THE RECORD!
#3757 [23:16] <LemonSkin> O naice
#3758 [23:16] <guest-0-15353> can anyone tell me where I check what ip im portforwarded to
#3759 [23:16] <LemonSkin> Take it out on the bot xD
#3760 [23:16] <emanfman> I generally do not like racist comments
#3761 [23:17] <emanfman> but ill let that one go
#3762 [23:17] <emanfman> and guest
#3763 [23:17] <LemonSkin> guest, go portforward.com
#3764 [23:17] <emanfman> no clue
#3765 [23:17] <emanfman> lol
#3766 [23:17] <LemonSkin> And download the port checker
#3767 [23:17] * mib_y28oow [mib_y28oow@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3768 [23:17] <emanfman> but lemonskin obviously know
#3769 [23:17] <Chris> guest, google what's my ip
#3770 [23:17] <LemonSkin> http://portforward.com/help/portcheck.htm
#3771 [23:17] <emanfman> no hamachi, you are port 25565
#3772 [23:17] <LemonSkin> !paid Moist
#3773 [23:17] <emanfman> OR you can just edit your server.properties
#3774 [23:18] <emanfman> !paid yourmom
#3775 [23:18] <LemonSkin> Mmmkay
#3776 [23:18] <LemonSkin> So
#3777 [23:18] <LemonSkin> !paid GTFO
#3778 [23:18] <mib_y28oow> how do i get the free version of minecraft
#3779 [23:18] <Chris> I bet yourmum has paid for it xD
#3780 [23:18] <emanfman> !paid yourmom
#3781 [23:18] <LemonSkin> Ew, get out, mib
#3782 [23:18] <Chris> mib, there is only creative mode online
#3783 [23:18] <guest-0-15353> it sys if its open it doesent say where its open to
#3784 [23:18] <LemonSkin> Free version of Minecraft
#3785 [23:18] <emanfman> argh
#3786 [23:18] <LemonSkin> It's like $20
#3787 [23:18] <guest-0-15353> o nvrmnd im dumb
#3788 [23:18] <emanfman> im mad... it wont tell me if yourmom has paid
#3789 [23:18] <mib_y28oow> ya lemonskin
#3790 [23:19] <emanfman> !paid yomamma
#3791 [23:19] <LemonSkin> Er
#3792 [23:19] <LemonSkin> Guest
#3793 [23:19] <LemonSkin> O.O
#3794 [23:19] <guest-0-15353> how can I change what ip its forwarded to?
#3795 [23:19] <emanfman> bam
#3796 [23:19] <LemonSkin> You need to change router settings
#3797 [23:19] <LemonSkin> And the settings change, depending on your router
#3798 [23:19] <guest-0-15353> o man this is where i mess things up D:
#3799 [23:19] <LemonSkin> Yeah, pretty much
#3800 [23:19] <emanfman> dont bother
#3801 [23:19] <LemonSkin> xD
#3802 [23:19] <LemonSkin> What router do you have?
#3803 [23:19] <emanfman> !I
#3804 [23:19] <emanfman> !paid I
#3805 [23:19] <guest-0-15353> 2701HG-G Gateway
#3806 [23:20] <emanfman> haha
#3807 [23:20] <LemonSkin> ^ got him
#3808 [23:20] <LemonSkin> xD
#3809 [23:20] <guest-0-15353> lol
#3810 [23:20] <LemonSkin> Well
#3811 [23:20] <guest-0-15353> Aubot how could you!
#3812 [23:20] <LemonSkin> I got no idea what router that is
#3813 [23:20] <LemonSkin> xD
#3814 [23:20] <guest-0-15353> it smy modem lol
#3815 [23:20] <emanfman> !paid YourDick
#3816 [23:20] <emanfman> lol
#3817 [23:20] <mib_y28oow> i need minecraft for free
#3818 [23:20] <LemonSkin> -.-
#3819 [23:20] <emanfman> you cant get it
#3820 [23:20] <Chris> mib, no you may not have it for free
#3821 [23:20] <guest-0-15353> i dont have a seperate router
#3822 [23:20] <LemonSkin> Pay for it
#3823 [23:21] <emanfman> !paid mib
#3824 [23:21] <LemonSkin> It's $20, you stingey bastard.
#3825 [23:21] <mib_y28oow> i dont have money
#3826 [23:21] <LemonSkin> You don't have $20?
#3827 [23:21] <emanfman> there you go
#3828 [23:21] <Chris> mib, save up then
#3829 [23:21] * gerzel [gerzel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3830 [23:21] <mib_y28oow> im 11
#3831 [23:21] <emanfman> lol
#3832 [23:21] <LemonSkin> Oh my god
#3833 [23:21] <Chris> nag your parents?
#3834 [23:21] <emanfman> ask your parnets
#3835 [23:21] <guest-0-15353> haaalp
#3836 [23:21] <emanfman> *parents
#3837 [23:21] <Chris> whats up guest
#3838 [23:21] <mib_y28oow> u are all fags
#3839 [23:21] * AuBot kicked mib_y28oow from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_y28oow :Please keep it civil.)
#3840 [23:21] <guest-0-15353> how do i change what port im forwarded t
#3841 [23:21] <guest-0-15353> to
#3842 [23:21] <guest-0-15353> err
#3843 [23:21] <guest-0-15353> what ip
#3844 [23:22] <guest-0-15353> im port forwarded to rather
#3845 [23:22] <Chris> ??< index
#3846 [23:22] <emanfman> !paid Thatlosernextdoor
#3847 [23:22] <Chris> you can't change your i
#3848 [23:22] <Chris> p
#3849 [23:22] <LemonSkin> xD
#3850 [23:22] <guest-0-15353> im dynamic
#3851 [23:22] * mib_y28oow [mib_y28oow@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3852 [23:22] <LemonSkin> guest, do you know what port forwarding is?
#3853 [23:22] * Chris buys thatlosernextdoor
#3853 [23:22] <emanfman> !paid do spaces work?
#3854 [23:22] <guest-0-15353> i dunno lol
#3855 [23:22] <guest-0-15353> all i know is noone can access my server
#3856 [23:22] <guest-0-15353> and the ip on portchecker is wrong
#3857 [23:23] <LemonSkin> Yeah, port forwarding is essentially allowing packets through a certain defined port
#3858 [23:23] <emanfman> go into your server.properties
#3859 [23:23] <emanfman> and make it 25565
#3860 [23:23] <LemonSkin> Ports are usually closed to protect the router/network
#3861 [23:23] <LemonSkin> BRB, getting food
#3862 [23:23] <emanfman> OR make it whatever you want
#3863 [23:23] <guest-0-15353> well i allowed 25565 through my firewall and modem
#3864 [23:23] <emanfman> but to get ppl to connect
#3865 [23:23] <mib_y28oow> gay
#3866 [23:23] <emanfman> they should put <yourserverip>:25565
#3867 [23:23] <Chris> mib, gtfo
#3868 [23:24] <guest-0-15353> can you try to join it ?
#3869 [23:24] <Chris> guest, type !check
#3870 [23:24] <guest-0-15353> !check
#3871 [23:24] <emanfman> !check <ip>
#3872 [23:24] <guest-0-15353> 70.53.72.17
#3873 [23:24] <Chris> port forwarding may not have been done
#3874 [23:24] <guest-0-15353> i duno hwo to lol
#3875 [23:24] <emanfman> use !check then your ip
#3876 [23:24] <Chris> efman, if you don't type the ip it looks you up then checks it
#3877 [23:24] <guest-0-15353> i did al lthe junk in my 192.168.2.2
#3878 [23:24] <emanfman> !check 70.53.72.17:25565
#3879 [23:25] <emanfman> ouch
#3880 [23:25] <emanfman> !check 70.53.72.17
#3881 [23:25] <emanfman> mhm
#3882 [23:25] <emanfman> so your server is offline
#3883 [23:25] <Chris> if it works, you'll get this
#3884 [23:25] <Chris> !check mc.fizzcraft.com
#3885 [23:25] <guest-0-15353> its running right now im in it in minecraft ><
#3886 [23:25] <Chris> it's a problem with the port forwarding
#3887 [23:25] <guest-0-15353> i joined through multiplayer
#3888 [23:25] <emanfman> so whats your port
#3889 [23:25] <guest-0-15353> aggh
#3890 [23:25] <guest-0-15353> isnt this it ?
#3891 [23:25] <guest-0-15353> 70.53.72.17
#3892 [23:25] <emanfman> !check localhost
#3893 [23:26] <emanfman> yeah, thanks for showing my server IP to eveyone!
#3894 [23:26] <Chris> baha, ip's are as easy as cr*p to find on IRC
#3895 [23:26] <emanfman> !ip chris
#3896 [23:26] <emanfman> ??>ip chris
#3897 [23:27] <emanfman> :ip chris
#3898 [23:27] <Chris> ./whois chris
#3899 [23:27] <Chris> then whois.domaintools.com/my domain name here
#3900 [23:27] <emanfman> aha
#3901 [23:27] <emanfman> 62.143.46.202
#3902 [23:27] <emanfman> is that your server?
#3903 [23:27] <emanfman> can i join?
#3904 [23:27] <Chris> my server is mc.fizzcraft.com
#3905 [23:27] <emanfman> ah
#3906 [23:27] <emanfman> and im assuming its online hosted
#3907 [23:27] <emanfman> so my client is no good
#3908 [23:28] <Chris> yes
#3909 [23:28] <emanfman> i use a special client :(
#3910 [23:28] * seang96 [seang96@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3911 [23:28] <guest-0-15353> um so
#3912 [23:28] <emanfman> good for mods, legal,
#3913 [23:28] <guest-0-15353> ARGH
#3914 [23:28] <Chris> if it can connect to a standard 1.8 server it should work
#3915 [23:28] <emanfman> but always a "bad login" bullcrap
#3916 [23:29] <Chris> ah okay :P
#3917 [23:29] <guest-0-15353> 70.53.72.17 is what comes up when i go to whatis myip.com
#3918 [23:29] <emanfman> but you CAN let me on...
#3919 [23:29] <seang96> oh hey chris remember me? XD
#3920 [23:29] <emanfman> guest, you need to check your port in the server.properties
#3921 [23:29] <guest-0-15353> in my server file?
#3922 [23:29] <LemonSkin> Back
#3923 [23:29] <emanfman> chris, you can let me on by changing the server.properties onlinehosting to false
#3924 [23:30] <emanfman> yse
#3925 [23:30] <emanfman> *yes guest
#3926 [23:30] <emanfman> server.properties
#3927 [23:30] <guest-0-15353> the port is no ip is though
#3928 [23:30] <emanfman> open it up in notepad
#3929 [23:30] <emanfman> what does it say?
#3930 [23:30] <guest-0-15353> #Minecraft server properties
#3931 [23:31] <Chris> guest I'm looking up your ip now
#3932 [23:31] <LemonSkin> guest, an ip and a port are two different things
#3933 [23:31] <guest-0-15353> server-ip=
#3934 [23:31] <guest-0-15353> server-port=25565
#3935 [23:31] <emanfman> !check 70.53.72.17:25565
#3936 [23:31] <Chris> 70.53.72.17 is your ip, guest
#3937 [23:31] <emanfman> hm
#3938 [23:31] <guest-0-15353> yea
#3939 [23:31] <emanfman> try changing the server port
#3940 [23:31] <guest-0-15353> port checker is checking an old ip
#3941 [23:31] <LemonSkin> !check 110.32.53.152:25565
#3942 [23:32] <emanfman> change server-port= to something else
#3943 [23:32] <emanfman> like 11111
#3944 [23:32] <guest-0-15353> !check
#3945 [23:32] <emanfman> and ill check it once you save and clost it
#3946 [23:32] <Chris> then the port forwarding won't work
#3947 [23:32] <guest-0-15353> i changed it
#3948 [23:32] <guest-0-15353> same thing
#3949 [23:32] <guest-0-15353> !check
#3950 [23:32] <emanfman> 70.53.72.17:11111
#3951 [23:32] <emanfman> !check 70.53.72.17:11111
#3952 [23:33] <emanfman> hm
#3953 [23:33] <emanfman> im stumped
#3954 [23:33] <emanfman> ill self check my server, lemme start it
#3955 [23:33] <guest-0-15353> damn lol
#3956 [23:33] <emanfman> !check
#3957 [23:33] <guest-0-15353> i dont think its connecting to the right ip or somthing
#3958 [23:33] <emanfman> hm
#3959 [23:33] <emanfman> well, mine is up and running
#3960 [23:33] <emanfman> !check localhost
#3961 [23:34] <guest-0-15353> but you get the same message
#3962 [23:34] <Chris> eman, !check
#3963 [23:34] <emanfman> !check 24.141.108.243:25565
#3964 [23:34] <emanfman> strange
#3965 [23:34] <Chris> eman, you don't need to type your IP if it's localhost
#3966 [23:34] <guest-0-15353> hmm you get the same thing
#3967 [23:34] <Chris> just !check
#3968 [23:34] <emanfman> i guarantee its up
#3969 [23:34] <emanfman> you can connect if you want
#3970 [23:34] <guest-0-15353> is it cause i have th eip as 127.0.0.1 in minecraft?
#3971 [23:34] <emanfman> no
#3972 [23:34] <guest-0-15353> blah
#3973 [23:34] <emanfman> thats a localhost ip
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#3975 [23:35] <guest-0-15353> i dunno what else it can be
#3976 [23:35] <emanfman> and its 172.0.0.1 for the record
#3977 [23:35] <emanfman> im not sure
#3978 [23:35] <emanfman> sorry
#3979 [23:35] <Chris> eman, it's 127.0.0.1
#3980 [23:35] <wikkit> Hey i have a question about the sound can anyone help me?
#3981 [23:35] <emanfman> hm
#3982 [23:35] <guest-0-15353> Theres no place like 127.0.0.1
#3983 [23:36] <emanfman> its 172 for me
#3984 [23:36] <wikkit> ?
#3985 [23:36] <guest-0-15353> should i put my ip in the properties file instead of it being blank ?
#3986 [23:36] <Chris> wikkit?
#3987 [23:36] <Chris> I recommend changing that before I nickserv ghost you
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#3989 [23:36] <wikkit> ok i installed minecraft and the sound will not work (im on a mac) any ideas?
#3990 [23:36] <guest-0-15353> O.o
#3991 [23:36] <Chris> wikkit /nick <somehting else please>
#3992 [23:36] <emanfman> turn on your speakers
#3993 [23:37] <Chris> you have 30 seconds
#3994 [23:37] <wikkit> yeah there on
#3995 [23:37] <guest-0-15353> whats wrong with wikkit?
#3996 [23:37] <Chris> its not his name to use
#3997 [23:37] <guest-0-15353> o
#3998 [23:37] <Chris> I will nickserv ghost you if you don't change it
#3999 [23:37] <guest-0-15353> shouldent it be taken then..
#4000 [23:37] <Chris> I can nickserv ghost him becaues I know the password
#4001 [23:37] <Chris> can't say I didn't warn him
#4002 [23:37] <guest-0-15353> lol
#4003 [23:37] <guest-0-15353> true
#4004 [23:38] * pat [pat@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4005 [23:38] <guest-0-15353> anyone got any ideas what i can do to get this dang port working
#4006 [23:38] <guest-0-15353> is it possible to ru serve ron another port?
#4007 [23:38] <guest-0-15353> run*
#4008 [23:38] <Chris> just for peoples info, wikkit is an IRC bot for #bukkitwiki, it should be running, no idea why not...
#4009 [23:38] <emanfman> well thats what i tried to do guest
#4010 [23:39] <emanfman> but i guess it just doesnt work
#4011 [23:39] <guest-0-15353> dang it makes no sense i had it working before ><
#4012 [23:39] <guest-0-15353> Ryadine had it working for me ><
#4013 [23:39] <guest-0-15353> then i got ip changed and it all fell apart ><
#4014 [23:39] <pat> does anyone have any ideas on the sound problem?
#4015 [23:39] <Chris> !paid wikkit
#4016 [23:39] <guest-0-15353> lawl
#4017 [23:40] <guest-0-15353> he was legit
#4018 [23:40] <guest-0-15353> hahaha
#4019 [23:40] <Chris> idk xD
#4020 [23:40] <Chris> its taken on nickserv, I know the password, I ghost xD
#4021 [23:40] <emanfman> pat, are your speakers on?
#4022 [23:40] <pat> can anyone help me or not?
#4023 [23:40] <Chris> efman, lol
#4024 [23:40] <emanfman> im being serious!
#4025 [23:40] <pat> yes they are
#4026 [23:41] <emanfman> and are they plugged into the jack?
#4027 [23:41] <guest-0-15353> well ima go cry for a bit cyas lol
#4028 [23:41] <pat> i am on a laptop the speakers on in the computer
#4029 [23:41] <emanfman> and is your sound muted?
#4030 [23:41] <emanfman> on minecraft?
#4031 [23:41] <emanfman> on the system?
#4032 [23:41] <pat> no it is 100%
#4033 [23:41] <emanfman> and your volume is all the way up?
#4034 [23:41] <pat> yeah
#4035 [23:42] <emanfman> you are using a mac, right?
#4036 [23:42] <pat> yes
#4037 [23:42] <emanfman> hm
#4038 [23:42] <emanfman> when you walk, do you hear anything?
#4039 [23:42] <pat> nope
#4040 [23:42] <pat> no sound at all
#4041 [23:42] <emanfman> hm
#4042 [23:42] <emanfman> well
#4043 [23:43] <emanfman> there are some known issues with the lastest version of minecraft for mac OS X
#4044 [23:43] <pat> ok
#4045 [23:43] <pat> is there any known way to fix it
#4046 [23:43] <emanfman> im not sure
#4047 [23:44] <emanfman> check the mincraft forums
#4048 [23:44] <pat> ok thanks
#4049 [23:44] <Chris> sorry about the ghost pat
#4050 [23:44] <Chris> I did warn you though
#4051 [23:44] <pat> yeah
#4052 [23:46] * nilesr|iPod [nilesr|iPod@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4053 [23:47] <LemonSkin> Oh wow. So, I finally worked out how to run the game with more RAM
#4054 [23:47] <LemonSkin> And the problem did not get fixed.
#4055 [23:48] <emanfman> ooh.
#4056 [23:48] <emanfman> how?
#4057 [23:48] <emanfman> and what?
#4058 [23:49] <LemonSkin> Well, I currently have two errors going on
#4059 [23:49] <LemonSkin> The one I tried tackling first was 'Minecraft out of memory' crash
#4060 [23:49] <LemonSkin> You know how it saves everything and then exits?
#4061 [23:50] <LemonSkin> I figured if it booted with more RAM, and thus more memory, it wouldn't screw up and do that
#4062 [23:50] <LemonSkin> Joke's on me, it still does that
#4063 [23:50] <LemonSkin> The other error I have is when I play online. The screen will suddenly turn to the dirt menu backdrop and if I try clicking anything, the game window turns to black and crashes
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#4065 [23:53] <emanfman> oh noes
#4066 [23:53] <guest-0-15353> o thats the rickrolled file that notch installed in the backfiles
#4067 [23:53] <emanfman> well
#4068 [23:53] <emanfman> good luck with that
#4069 [23:53] <emanfman> i wanna sleep
#4070 [23:53] * EricReitz [EricReitz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4071 [23:53] <guest-0-15353> i wanna host ><
#4072 [23:53] <emanfman> maybe well go over it tomorrow?
#4073 [23:53] <guest-0-15353> im stumped though
#4074 [23:53] <guest-0-15353> its not using the right ip thats the only possibility
#4075 [23:54] <guest-0-15353> but its being told to use it so idk ugh
#4076 [23:54] * emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE [emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4077 [23:54] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> good night
#4078 [23:54] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> i will be accepting to pings though
#4079 [23:55] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> I will wake up
#4080 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> night
#4081 [23:55] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> it just better be for a GOOD reasion
#4082 [23:55] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> *reason
#4083 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> dude
#4084 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> did you hear
#4085 [23:55] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> good night everybody!
#4086 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> that whole particles faster then light thing just got bigger
#4087 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> theyve found particles that phase from anti matter to matter
#4088 [23:55] <guest-0-15353> in and out
#4089 [23:55] <Chris> emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE, sorry, temptation was too high
#4090 [23:56] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> RAGE!
#4091 [23:56] <Chris> xD
#4092 [23:56] * emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE kills chris
#4092 [23:56] * Chris dies
#4092 [23:56] <guest-0-15353> lol
#4093 [23:56] <guest-0-15353> o wait this is urgent i need a d3 beta key!
#4094 [23:57] <guest-0-15353> i probly blew 200 bucks on fakes already ><
#4095 [23:57] * Chris wakes up...
#4095 [23:57] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> emanfman
#4096 [23:57] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> RAGE!
#4097 [23:57] * emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE commits suicide
#4097 [23:58] <guest-0-15353> you guys know of any legit d3 beta keys for sale?
#4098 [23:58] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> wait how do i get other names to ping me?
#4099 [23:58] <guest-0-15353> i unno
#4100 [23:58] <guest-0-15353> ima go play stupid dota now though cause at least i can host wqc3 ><
#4101 [23:58] <guest-0-15353> wc3*
#4102 [23:58] <Chris> eman, which client you running
#4103 [23:58] <guest-0-15353> cyas
#4104 [23:58] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> irc.esper.net
#4105 [23:58] <Chris> client not server
#4106 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> i was using mibbit, but it doesnt play soind
#4107 [23:59] <Chris> which program do you use
#4108 [23:59] <Chris> ew mibbit xD
#4109 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> and can therefore not wake me up
#4110 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> i use the webclient
#4111 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> http://esper.net/publicirc.php
#4112 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> it beeps
#4113 [23:59] <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE> <emanfman|zZz|PINGMEYOUDIE>