#MinecraftHelp > 2011-10-20
#1 [00:01] <Thrae> mr_evil: Try asking for it again and wait a couple of hours.
#2 [00:01] <mr_evil> will do
#3 [00:07] <mr_evil> well i may be back later
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#7 [00:25] <Sidaithe> Hello! Is there someone here that can help me with a technical support issue I've been having?
#8 [00:26] <TheNytangel> Is it with minecraft?
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#10 [00:28] <NikostratosX_> Hey hey, so guess what I did? I broke my mc :) now I'm here like a noob to ask y'all what the heck to do because it's one weird break.
#11 [00:28] <Sidaithe> Yea, it's with minecraft.
#12 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> Borked how?
#13 [00:29] <NikostratosX_> Well for starters...
#14 [00:29] <Sidaithe> The launcher keeps telling me, that it "Failed to update news" and it can't connect.
#15 [00:29] <NikostratosX_> Clicking "video settings" crashes my mc..
#16 [00:29] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, you wern't around to pick stuff out for my computer.. I feel like DopeGhoti and JohnEBH and |Kiikun| made me spend 10x more than I needed to
#17 [00:30] <NikostratosX_> My primary issue is blackness. Not totally black, that's the weird part. It shows the hud and my hand when I start a new world (or load any other)
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#19 [00:30] <NikostratosX_> The rest is pitch black.
#20 [00:32] <NikostratosX_> Well?
#21 [00:33] <NikostratosX_> Ahhhh I fixed it :)
#22 [00:34] <TheNytangel> NikostratosX_, I fixed it
#23 [00:34] <NikostratosX_> I modified the options view distance earlier
#24 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Specs?
#25 [00:34] <NikostratosX_> Hah
#26 [00:34] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, email address? I'll email you the shopping cart :P
#27 [00:34] <Sidaithe> Do you know how to fix the problem I'm having?
#28 [00:35] <TheNytangel> Sidaithe, is it connected to the internet?
#29 [00:36] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I haven't actually bought it yet
#30 [00:36] <Sidaithe> How do I check that? I'm connected to the internet. (obviously lol I'm chatting right now)
#31 [00:37] <TheNytangel> Well
#32 [00:37] <TheNytangel> I'm sure other people will go more into detail with things like "java isn't allowed access to the internet" and other stuff, but I'm feeling lazy tonight and am waiting for GreyVulpine to notice or pm me his email address
#33 [00:37] <TheNytangel> Otherwise I would be in bed right now
#34 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> Can't you just give me a URL?
#35 [00:38] <Sidaithe> That's a good start. How do I check if java is allowed access to the internet?
#36 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> Sidaithe - What firewall do you have?
#37 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> It's most likely that. Try disabling it to test
#38 [00:38] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I'm afraid my cart link is the same as anyone else's would be
#39 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#40 [00:39] <Iridium> if a texture pack says i need to stick it in the mc.jar does that mean i can't stick it in the texture pack folder and will it work with smp?
#41 [00:39] <Sidaithe> Windows firewall, and I have disabled it. It didn't work.
#42 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: save as wishlist then share it
#43 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Sidaithe - What other security software do you run?
#44 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> and in my defence i never got any sort of limit to what you wanted :P
#45 [00:39] <Sidaithe> Avg, that's the only thing that is always running.
#46 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> AVG the AV or the security suite?
#47 [00:40] <Iridium> nm looks like i can stick it in the texture pack folder
#48 [00:40] <Sidaithe> AVG free.
#49 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> What's the full error you're getting in the news part of the launcher?
#50 [00:42] <Sidaithe> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Invalid argument: connect</center></font></body></html>
#51 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> Invalid argument?
#52 [00:42] <Sidaithe> Um, that's just what it says. I'm not sure what it means.
#53 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> What version of java are you running? has it worked before?
#54 [00:44] <Sidaithe> I've tried running both java 1.6 (64 bit) and 1.7 (64 bit) neither worked. Got the same error both times.
#55 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Could you uninstall java completely and install only 64 bit 1.6?
#56 [00:44] <Sidaithe> Let me try
#57 [00:45] <NikostratosX_> If I were to post a pastebin link about my mc crashing as a result of using a modded block, would that be persay, not allowed/help able?
#58 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> If it's a modded item, we won't really be able to help.
#59 [00:46] <Chris> ??< aubot
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#61 [00:47] <Chris> ??< index
#62 [00:48] <server_test> anyone available for a server lag check? testing new internet connection.
#63 [00:49] <Chris> server, get more players, don't need us
#64 [00:49] <Sidaithe> It worked! Why is it that just disabling java 1.7 didn't work, but uninstalling it did?
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#70 [01:14] <mr_trouser> how
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#72 [01:14] <mr_trouser> How can I restart my graphic card on linux
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#74 [01:22] <mib_892psk> o.o
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#79 [01:51] <Aet> So how does one demo Minecraft in a web browser before buying? It never properly loads for me.
#80 [01:51] <tyteen4a03> ??> Aet demo
#81 [01:51] <VoxelHead> Aet: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#82 [01:51] <VoxelHead> Aet: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#83 [01:51] <tyteen4a03> If it doesn't run, come back :)
#84 [01:51] <Aet> Yeah, only problem is that won't run on a mac.
#85 [01:51] <tyteen4a03> Aet: What version of Mac are you using?
#86 [01:51] <Aet> 10.6.8
#87 [01:52] <tyteen4a03> Are you trying to play classic or beta?
#88 [01:52] <Aet> Classic presented itself as the only demo, I tried that in-browser.
#89 [01:53] <tyteen4a03> Then I have no idea, sorry, maybe GreyVulpine does?
#90 [01:53] <Thrae> I've had people be able to play Beta via the launcher on Mac OS X 10.6.8 but not Classic in-browser and I'm not sure why.
#91 [01:53] <Aet> I can run the beta fine.. I think. It just won't let me actually play because I'm not premium yet.
#92 [01:53] <tyteen4a03> Aet: Beta shouldn't run
#93 [01:53] <Aet> Not even to the login screen point? Odd.
#94 [01:54] <Thrae> Aet: Just getting the login screen doesn't mean much since that's still just the launcher, not the actual game engine.
#95 [01:54] <Aet> True.
#96 [01:54] <Aet> Are you saying that game won't run period for me
#97 [01:54] <Aet> ?
#98 [01:54] <tyteen4a03> Aet: Not until 1.9, or if you install a patch
#99 [01:54] <Thrae> Aet: Do you have friends that have Minecraft? If they trust you, then you can try Beta via the launcher....
#100 [01:55] <Thrae> Like I said, I've had 10.6.8 users be able to run Beta but not Classic
#101 [01:55] <Aet> As I understand it, the game would auto-install upon the first login and download the necessary before playing...
#102 [01:55] <tyteen4a03> yes
#103 [01:55] <Aet> Hm, alright. I'll ask a friend.
#104 [01:55] <Aet> Pity they don't have a running demo for us new folks though. :(
#105 [01:56] <Aet> Thanks for your suggestions!
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#107 [01:59] <Old_Peculier> Hello Heroes!
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#109 [01:59] <Old_Peculier> Anyone here?
#110 [01:59] <tyteen4a03> hi
#111 [02:00] <Old_Peculier> Hi, im Old_Peculier, Whats your name?
#112 [02:00] <tyteen4a03> tyteen4a03, as you can see ;)
#113 [02:00] <Old_Peculier> Are you a Yognaut??
#114 [02:01] <tyteen4a03> I don't know what a Yognaut is
#115 [02:01] <Old_Peculier> Ok, let me tell you
#116 [02:02] <Old_Peculier> A yognaut is a fan of Bluexephos. Their first Minecraft video is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdEFmxRmNE&feature=channel_video_title
#117 [02:03] <Old_Peculier> Ive been watching them since they had 100,000k subscribers
#118 [02:03] <Old_Peculier> Now they have 1 million and counting :D
#119 [02:04] <Old_Peculier> Are you stll there?
#120 [02:06] <Old_Peculier> Are you there?
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#122 [02:06] <Old_Peculier> Anyone?
#123 [02:07] <Old_Peculier> Hello?
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#127 [02:10] <Jolterhanember> Hi
#128 [02:11] <Jolterhanember> Anyone there?
#129 [02:11] <Jolterhanember> v
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#132 [02:15] <Ryladine> Anyone still waiting here for assistance?
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#135 [02:35] <Iridium> if i want a button to open a door and keep it open i want to use a t flip-flop right?
#136 [02:35] <Iridium> (just 1 button)
#137 [02:40] <GreyVulpine> That sounds right
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#140 [02:50] <Iridium> ok and the piston t flip-flop is the smallest one?
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#144 [02:56] <mib_208lk0> :/:P:si cant put this seed on and i cant make a folder help me!!!!!!!1
#145 [02:56] <mib_208lk0> i dont know why the 1 was there
#146 [03:00] <mib_208lk0> hello?
#147 [03:00] <Thrae> mib_208lk0: What seed? What folder? What are you talking about?
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#149 [03:04] <Iridium> so i'm making an ops room kinda thing
#150 [03:05] <Iridium> it's surrounded by bedrock with a 6 lever combination lock with a button
#151 [03:05] <Iridium> what kind of door should i have?
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#155 [03:14] <mib_4xc3h7> Hello
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#157 [03:15] <mib_4xc3h7> Hello
#158 [03:15] <Thrae> mib_4xc3h7: Yes? Do you have a problem? Please be specific.
#159 [03:15] <mib_4xc3h7> I have a question
#160 [03:15] <mib_4xc3h7> this is my question
#161 [03:16] <mib_4xc3h7> Do you know when Minecraft beta 1.9 will be released?
#162 [03:16] <Thrae> mib_4xc3h7: During or after Minecon.
#163 [03:17] <mib_4xc3h7> When is Minecon?
#164 [03:17] <Thrae> Minecon has already started.
#165 [03:17] <mib_4xc3h7> really
#166 [03:17] <stomper> hey guys my minecraft has stuffed up bad can u guys help?
#167 [03:17] <stomper> hey
#168 [03:17] <stomper> i try to connect to any server and it comes up with and upside down ! and GUID for Images -------->
#169 [03:17] <mib_4xc3h7> ok cya thanks for your help
#170 [03:18] <Thrae> stomper: Paste the error to www.pastebin.com and give us the link
#171 [03:18] <stomper> i am running 1.8.1 and i have tried reinstalling the game and restarting my pc but nothing will work
#172 [03:20] <stomper> how do i do that
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#174 [03:22] <mib_gmhg6s> Hello
#175 [03:22] <stomper> thrae do i take a screenshot of the error?
#176 [03:23] <Thrae> stomper: Sure that would help.
#177 [03:23] <Thrae> username: Yes?
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#179 [03:24] <mib_bxqfng> Hello
#180 [03:25] <username> hello
#181 [03:26] <username> are you there?
#182 [03:27] <username> HELLO IS ANY BODY THERE?
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#187 [03:32] <Stomper> threa i didnt work i cant put image or the error
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#193 [04:07] <Hawkhead> hello
#194 [04:08] <Hawkhead> any one there?
#195 [04:09] <Hawkhead> any one?
#196 [04:11] <Hawkhead> i bought minecraft 3 days ago and it wont play
#197 [04:12] <Hawkhead> i dont understand
#198 [04:14] <lemon-rev> ill be there shortly
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#200 [04:16] <mr_pants> hello
#201 [04:16] <mr_pants> Anyone?
#202 [04:16] <Hawkhead> hello
#203 [04:16] <lemon-rev> ill be there shortly
#204 [04:16] <mr_pants> hello
#205 [04:17] <lemon-rev> im eat6ing
#206 [04:17] <mr_pants> cool, dinner?
#207 [04:17] <lemon-rev> yes
#208 [04:17] <Hawkhead> i see
#209 [04:17] <mr_pants> What arwe you eating?
#210 [04:17] <lemon-rev> called chicken chips, but anyway
#211 [04:18] <lemon-rev> hawkhead whats exaactly the trouble
#212 [04:18] <mr_pants> Can you ship them via airplane?
#213 [04:18] <mr_pants> So I can have some of your delicious food?
#214 [04:18] <Hawkhead> i bought the game on tuesday
#215 [04:19] <lemon-rev> lol, mr_pants not sure, but you should beable to find them sometimes there called fish chips, there like a crumbed fish
#216 [04:19] <lemon-rev> hawkhead i just need to know how the game isnt working and what it does
#217 [04:19] <mr_pants> Are you an Australian? or Newzealander?
#218 [04:19] <lemon-rev> aussie
#219 [04:19] <Hawkhead> and it wont work
#220 [04:20] <Hawkhead> oh
#221 [04:20] <mr_pants> STUPID WALLABIES LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA
#222 [04:20] <Hawkhead> it loads
#223 [04:20] <Hawkhead> it stops
#224 [04:20] <mr_pants> no
#225 [04:20] <lemon-rev> what do you mean it loads , ok so do you see a green bar loading across the screen ?
#226 [04:20] <mr_pants> sorry
#227 [04:21] <lemon-rev> mr_pants np
#228 [04:21] <Hawkhead> yes
#229 [04:21] <lemon-rev> ok hawkhead black or white screen ?
#230 [04:22] <mr_pants> So, uhh. The wallabie lost the rugby world cup to the all blacks
#231 [04:22] <lemon-rev> mr_pants if i gave a rat about sports down here i would be playing it and not on the pc, i think sport heres for wank'rs
#232 [04:23] <mr_pants> Well, i guess im a "wank'r" then
#233 [04:23] <lemon-rev> lol
#234 [04:23] <Hawkhead> after it loads it goes black
#235 [04:23] <lemon-rev> well mr_pants i just cant watch the sport i dont follow it, and i dont care for it, ok :)
#236 [04:23] <lemon-rev> ok hawkhead can you goto java.com < and make sure java is uptodate please
#237 [04:24] <Hawkhead> ok
#238 [04:24] <Hawkhead> im there
#239 [04:25] <lemon-rev> hawkhead click the buttom download, and see what happens
#240 [04:25] <mr_pants> But still, the ALLBLACKS has beaten the Wallabies
#241 [04:26] <lemon-rev> mr_pants theres better things in life than worrying about what side wins here or there seriousally its no brainer look for something else to care for, like watch game your going to play next :P
#242 [04:27] <mr_pants> lemon-rev your country's national sport is Rugby. You shouldn't ignore it
#243 [04:27] <lemon-rev> lol
#244 [04:27] <lemon-rev> you think, and you really think i should care for a sport thats national hahahahahhaha
#245 [04:27] <Hawkhead> it says recommended Version 6 Update 29 (filesize: ~ 11 MB)
#246 [04:27] <mr_pants> yup
#247 [04:28] <lemon-rev> hawkhead ok, can you install it ?
#248 [04:28] <Hawkhead> yes
#249 [04:29] <mr_pants> :D
#250 [04:29] <lemon-rev> mr_pants just so you can care a little more my dad use to play football and has a couple of troghys but its none of my business what he did i dont follow and im not fussed
#251 [04:30] <Hawkhead> but i already have java
#252 [04:30] <mr_pants> ok, ok. Im not asking you to play rugby or anything
#253 [04:30] <lemon-rev> hawkhead its always best to be uptodate on these things
#254 [04:30] <lemon-rev> lol, yea i know, i acually would rather be out playing it than watching it, but im more baseball than anything else lol
#255 [04:30] <Hawkhead> ok
#256 [04:31] <mr_pants> :D Ohh yes
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#258 [04:32] <DIeter1991> hey i got some problems with my java my minecraft close always after some mins and say it dont get enoughe memory.. i got 8gb ram... anyone can help me?
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#260 [04:33] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 have you made sure java is uptodate ?
#261 [04:34] <DIeter1991> i just reinstalled the newst version
#262 [04:34] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 and mc still does the same thing ?
#263 [04:34] <DIeter1991> ye
#264 [04:34] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 windows / mac
#265 [04:34] <lemon-rev> ?
#266 [04:34] <DIeter1991> win 7
#267 [04:34] <lemon-rev> ??> DIeter1991 win/dxdiag
#268 [04:34] <VoxelHead> DIeter1991: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#269 [04:35] <VoxelHead> DIeter1991: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#270 [04:35] <Hawkhead> it says i have to close browsers
#271 [04:35] <lemon-rev> hm, you shoulnt have to for a dxdiag
#272 [04:36] <DIeter1991> daxfiag cant be founded..
#273 [04:36] <DIeter1991> daxdiag*
#274 [04:36] <lemon-rev> dxdiag*
#275 [04:36] <lemon-rev> type it in the start menu the blank box
#276 [04:37] <Hawkhead> am i meant to say good bye?
#277 [04:37] <DIeter1991> still not found
#278 [04:37] <lemon-rev> hawkhead did you get it to work
#279 [04:37] <lemon-rev> ??> DIeter1991 win/nodxdiag
#280 [04:37] <VoxelHead> DIeter1991: (win/nodxdiag) In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#281 [04:37] <VoxelHead> DIeter1991: (win/nodxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#282 [04:38] <Hawkhead> i think so
#283 [04:38] <Hawkhead> i am only 10
#284 [04:38] <lemon-rev> hawkhead what exactly you mean, i see well test the game sit in here if you have any more trouble you can ask
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#286 [04:40] <DIeter1991> have to regestri @ pastebin.com?
#287 [04:40] <lemon-rev> no
#288 [04:40] <lemon-rev> just goto pastebin.com and paste teh info you need into the box and submit it,
#289 [04:40] <lemon-rev> it should give you a http: link
#290 [04:41] <Hawkhead> for the java setup thing what does close browsers mean
#291 [04:42] <DIeter1991> just the first info side from the system or all info sites?
#292 [04:42] <lemon-rev> hawkhead exactly what it means whatever your useing ie firefox / internet explorer you need to close in order to install
#293 [04:42] <Hawkhead> oh
#294 [04:42] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 whatever gives us the info like graphi driver / windows version and sound card info
#295 [04:42] <Hawkhead> do i say good bye
#296 [04:43] <Hawkhead> hello
#297 [04:43] <DIeter1991> http://pastebin.com/699P39g8
#298 [04:43] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead you can say whatever close the broswer then come back
#299 [04:43] <lemon-rev> ty DIeter1991
#300 [04:44] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 ok that was good but i need your graphic card and info about it, also sound and info about it please
#301 [04:45] <DIeter1991> 1sec
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#303 [04:46] <Hawkhead> im back
#304 [04:46] <lemon-rev> k
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#306 [04:48] <Hawkhead> not working!!
#307 [04:48] <lemon-rev> hawkhead windows / mac ?
#308 [04:49] <Hawkhead> mac no windows yes
#309 [04:49] <Hawkhead> ???????
#310 [04:49] <lemon-rev> hawkhead so your on a mac ?
#311 [04:49] <lemon-rev> yes ?
#312 [04:49] <DIeter1991> http://pastebin.com/7k8k7Niw
#313 [04:49] <Hawkhead> no
#314 [04:49] <lemon-rev> ok, sorry my mis understanding give me tick
#315 [04:50] <Hawkhead> what is mac?
#316 [04:50] <Hawkhead> ?!?!?!LOL
#317 [04:52] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 http://www.nvidia.co.uk/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver-uk.html < could you get those drivers and install them ?
#318 [04:52] <lemon-rev> macintosh,
#319 [04:52] <lemon-rev> ??> Hawkhead win/dxdiag
#320 [04:52] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#321 [04:52] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#322 [04:53] <Hawkhead> slow down!!!!!
#323 [04:53] <lemon-rev> take your time
#324 [04:54] <Hawkhead> win key?
#325 [04:54] <lemon-rev> windows key between alt + ctrl
#326 [04:55] <Hawkhead> oh
#327 [04:58] <Hawkhead> what do i do after dxdiag
#328 [04:58] <lemon-rev> save the file on say the desktop goto pastebin.com and paste it there
#329 [04:58] <lemon-rev> and follow rest of instructions
#330 [04:58] <DIeter1991> the update was for the wrong system... i did downloade now for the right one
#331 [04:59] <lemon-rev> oh
#332 [04:59] <lemon-rev> ok, sorry i thought it was correct :(
#333 [04:59] <DIeter1991> np^^
#334 [05:00] <DIeter1991> hope it works after but i think my system is evreywer on the news version becouse i did make my pc new befor 1month
#335 [05:02] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 it should be good if you did an update so cross fingers
#336 [05:03] <lemon-rev> brb
#337 [05:04] <DIeter1991> i try to play :) thanks
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#339 [05:05] <lemon-rev> back
#340 [05:05] <lemon-rev> np
#341 [05:07] <Hawkhead> i got this white page with lots of words on it
#342 [05:07] <DIeter1991> again
#343 [05:08] <lemon-rev> hawkhead on pastebin.com that should be correct after that you scroll page down and submit it
#344 [05:08] <lemon-rev> and give us the http link
#345 [05:10] <Hawkhead> there is no submit
#346 [05:11] <lemon-rev> hawkhead there should be a box with all your text that you paste
#347 [05:11] <lemon-rev> under that big box there should be a small grey button to submit it
#348 [05:14] <Hawkhead> it wont let me paste
#349 [05:14] <DIeter1991> yo :S again down
#350 [05:14] <lemon-rev> again down ?
#351 [05:14] <Hawkhead> BMW s are cool!
#352 [05:14] <DIeter1991> minecraft not enoughe memory
#353 [05:15] <lemon-rev> hm
#354 [05:15] <Hawkhead> delete some worlds
#355 [05:15] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 i forget the command for it, but theres a java command you can use to have minecraft running under something
#356 [05:15] <lemon-rev> ??> DIeter1991 bat
#357 [05:15] <lemon-rev> ??> DIeter1991 win/bat
#358 [05:15] <lemon-rev> bah
#359 [05:16] <Hawkhead> BMW
#360 [05:16] <lemon-rev> ?? bat
#361 [05:16] <lemon-rev> ??< index
#362 [05:16] <TheNoodle> lol
#363 [05:16] <DIeter1991> idk ;S i did know befor 2years some comand to control java but i did forgot it
#364 [05:17] <DIeter1991> to give him ram from ur pc 1-2-4gb
#365 [05:17] <Hawkhead> i am a female..........................BMW's are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#366 [05:18] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 your ram is cerficant < cant spell but the command is what you need
#367 [05:18] <Iridium> sufficient
#368 [05:19] <Hawkhead> BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW BMW
#369 [05:19] <lemon-rev> close :P
#370 [05:20] <Hawkhead> i love BMW's!!!!!
#371 [05:20] <DIeter1991> i think i found the problem
#372 [05:20] <Hawkhead> cool
#373 [05:21] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 and ?
#374 [05:21] <DIeter1991> doing a test game now
#375 [05:22] <DIeter1991> faild x.x
#376 [05:22] <lemon-rev> oh :(
#377 [05:22] <Hawkhead> hello lemon dude
#378 [05:22] <DIeter1991> closed by breaking my bed x.x
#379 [05:22] <Hawkhead> :D
#380 [05:23] <Iridium> what's with the troll?
#381 [05:23] <DIeter1991> java version 7.1
#382 [05:23] <Hawkhead> ME?
#383 [05:23] <Iridium> nah the other guy that's trolling
#384 [05:23] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 ok
#385 [05:24] <DIeter1991> maybe need 32bit version for minecraft?
#386 [05:24] <lemon-rev> DIeter1991 you need to remove java 7.1 and install 6.29 or whatever the latest version is not the 7.1
#387 [05:24] <Hawkhead> oh
#388 [05:24] <TheNoodle> .27
#389 [05:24] <lemon-rev> so i thought,
#390 [05:25] <DIeter1991> had java 6 update 27 befor x.x
#391 [05:25] <DIeter1991> i upgraded after i did get the problem
#392 [05:26] <DIeter1991> well i reinstall complett java
#393 [05:26] <lemon-rev> hm
#394 [05:26] <DIeter1991> cya
#395 [05:26] <lemon-rev> kk
#396 [05:29] <Hawkhead> i like helicopters mi 35 hind
#397 [05:29] <Hawkhead> what about me?!
#398 [05:30] <Hawkhead> bbnbnbnghfgvfddvgdgbffgnnb
#399 [05:30] <Hawkhead> ghghghghghghgnbnbnhrndrrdtyrfnjy
#400 [05:30] <Hawkhead> kl
#401 [05:30] <Hawkhead> l'
#402 [05:30] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead what about you ?
#403 [05:30] <Iridium> did you forget to take your medication?
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#405 [05:32] <Hawkhead> i don't know what im doing
#406 [05:32] <lemon-rev> i can see that, hawkhead did you get that submit button
#407 [05:32] <Iridium> you're in an irc channel for minecraft hep
#408 [05:32] <Iridium> help*
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#411 [05:34] <Hawkhead> yes but how do u paste the file into the paste box thing
#412 [05:35] <Hawkhead> ??????????????
#413 [05:35] <lemon-rev> hawkhead thats all you needed to ask
#414 [05:35] <Hawkhead> red
#415 [05:35] <lemon-rev> the file you get from dxdiag should be a txt file
#416 [05:36] <lemon-rev> hawkhead open that with notepad, goto edit tell it to select all / goto edit tell it to copy
#417 [05:36] <Hawkhead> it is
#418 [05:36] <lemon-rev> goto pastebin.com and right click on the big space and on the menu that comes up say paste
#419 [05:37] <Iridium> is there any way i can reduce some of the delay i have on these doors? http://i.imgur.com/yFqEL.png
#420 [05:38] <lemon-rev> Iridium look at the minecraft wiki and look for repeaters
#421 [05:39] <Iridium> as in the item?
#422 [05:39] <Hawkhead> it wont let me paste
#423 [05:39] <Iridium> i don't think they'll help either way
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#425 [05:39] <lemon-rev> basicly its the block that has two little like torces that you can move
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#427 [05:40] <Iridium> i know what they are
#428 [05:40] <lemon-rev> Iridium they slow down the time for things to do it
#429 [05:40] <Iridium> i want to speed up my circuit though not slow it down
#430 [05:40] <Hawkhead> i crashed my BMW
#431 [05:40] <lemon-rev> Iridium if you could make it smaller then you would be all good
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#433 [05:41] <Iridium> damn dc
#434 [05:42] <Iridium> as i was saying
#435 [05:42] <Iridium> the button push takes 2 ticks to get through the and gate, 1 tick (i think) to get through the flip-flop another tick to get through the or gate and then a final tick to get through that inverter torch/repeater
#436 [05:43] <lemon-rev> Iridium i have really no use on this, you could try asking in #minecraft < or #bukkit i think for mods , they might help
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#440 [05:48] <gretchen> can I get a mod or something to PM for help
#441 [05:48] <lemon-rev> ?? mod
#442 [05:48] <lemon-rev> ?? mods
#443 [05:48] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#444 [05:48] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#445 [05:48] <Hawkhead> got it!
#446 [05:48] <lemon-rev> hawkhead ty, now you just need to paste the link in here
#447 [05:48] <Hawkhead> now what?
#448 [05:49] <lemon-rev> can you find the submit button
#449 [05:49] <Hawkhead> what do i copy
#450 [05:50] <lemon-rev> the http: link
#451 [05:50] <lemon-rev> and copy and paste it in here
#452 [05:50] <gretchen> I just want to figure out why servers dont load when I log in
#453 [05:50] <Hawkhead> oh
#454 [05:51] <lemon-rev> gretchen what you mean servers theres servers that either are online or off / the two we cant control
#455 [05:52] <gretchen> when I login to play multiplayer no servers are listed for me jin
#456 [05:52] <gretchen> join
#457 [05:52] <lemon-rev> gretchen are you talking beta or classic ?
#458 [05:52] <gretchen> beta
#459 [05:52] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/9L2GU3UN that one?
#460 [05:52] <lemon-rev> gretchen ok you need to goto the minecraft fourms and look there, sorry i cant help you pick a server to join type the ip address and all good
#461 [05:53] <lemon-rev> ill try Hawkhead
#462 [05:53] <gretchen> thanks lemon
#463 [05:53] <lemon-rev> np
#464 [05:53] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead how old is that computer ?
#465 [05:53] <TheNoodle> gretchen, There are a few different places you can use to find minecraft servers because there is no central list. One such place is the minecraft forums, another would be a site such as http://minestatus.net or http://mcserverlist.net
#466 [05:54] <TheNoodle> There's a factoid about it somewhere...
#467 [05:54] <TheNoodle> ??> gretchen smp/servers
#468 [05:54] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#469 [05:54] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#470 [05:54] <TheNoodle> \o/
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#472 [05:54] <gretchen> wow, thanks so much info to copy down
#473 [05:54] <gretchen> thankyou all
#474 [05:55] <Hawkhead> pentum 4
#475 [05:55] <Hawkhead> old
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#478 [05:55] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English < right down the bottem download and install
#479 [05:55] <westjgames> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#480 [05:55] <lemon-rev> please
#481 [05:55] <GreyBot> westjgames: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#482 [05:56] <Hawkhead> it has a good video card
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#484 [05:56] <lemon-rev> just a little out dated
#485 [05:56] <westjgames> what card is this???
#486 [05:57] <MinerSteve> hi all...
#487 [05:57] <lemon-rev> RADEON X800 PRO
#488 [05:57] <westjgames> D:
#489 [05:57] <westjgames> really
#490 [05:57] <westjgames> thats ancient, bro
#491 [05:57] <lemon-rev> ??> MinerSteve ask
#492 [05:57] <VoxelHead> MinerSteve: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#493 [05:57] <VoxelHead> MinerSteve: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#495 [05:58] <Iridium> !check
#496 [05:58] <westjgames> I gots a HD6870 for AU$250 the other day
#497 [05:58] <Iridium> haha! :D
#498 [05:58] <Iridium> that thing only checks port 25565?
#499 [05:59] <MinerSteve> Question: I tried to login to minecraft today (using the minecraft.exe) and it says "Too many failed logins" ... what does it mean and do you know how to fix that? I was online today already and it worked fine... No illegal copy, I paid for Minecraft and using it since months already, but that message is new to me... Password is not easy to find out, it's
#500 [05:59] <MinerSteve> a complicated mix of letters and numbers
#501 [06:00] <lemon-rev> MinerSteve it just means the login servers where hammered by how many people where trying to log in too quickly and spitting that error
#502 [06:00] <MinerSteve> (and of course, it is correct entered)
#503 [06:00] <MinerSteve> okay, so I don't have to worry about it and can login again later? It's the first time that this happens
#504 [06:00] <Hawkhead> i have played a cracked version but it has a time limit of 2 mins and after a while of playing the time limit is like 2 seconds
#505 [06:01] <lemon-rev> hawkhead can the files of that craccked version still be on your pc ?
#506 [06:02] <Hawkhead> i think so
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#508 [06:05] <lemon-rev> ??> Hawkhead win/reinst
#509 [06:05] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#510 [06:05] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#511 [06:06] <Hawkhead> every time i played it on the desktop a file called hs_err_pid3168.log came up
#512 [06:06] <lemon-rev> hawkhead did those drivers download and install ?
#513 [06:07] <Hawkhead> reinst?????????
#514 [06:07] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead just as it says not windows just minecraft
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#516 [06:08] <Hawkhead> :/
#517 [06:08] <Hawkhead> ??????????????
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#519 [06:13] <Hawkhead> done
#520 [06:14] <lemon-rev> ok, once installed can you try and run minecraft again
#521 [06:15] <Hawkhead> install what
#522 [06:15] <lemon-rev> that link i gave you eariler
#523 [06:15] <Hawkhead> oh
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#525 [06:21] <Hawkhead> i am lost
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#527 [06:22] <lemon-rev> hm
#528 [06:23] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#529 [06:24] <Hawkhead> how do i install?
#530 [06:24] <lemon-rev> down the bottem of the page theres a smaller 26 meg file i belive, press download
#531 [06:24] <lemon-rev> once done double click the file and install it
#532 [06:25] <Hawkhead> 21.3 MB
#533 [06:25] <lemon-rev> yea that one
#534 [06:26] <Hawkhead> now what
#535 [06:26] <lemon-rev> hawkhead where are you up to ????
#536 [06:27] <lemon-rev> i dont want to keep asking stupid questions
#537 [06:27] <lemon-rev> what did you just do, download the file ???
#538 [06:27] <Hawkhead> do you want to run
#539 [06:27] <lemon-rev> did you install it
#540 [06:27] <lemon-rev> yes
#541 [06:27] <lemon-rev> install it,
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#543 [06:29] <Hawkhead> custom or express
#544 [06:30] <lemon-rev> Hawkhead im going to say express
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#546 [06:31] <Hawkhead> done
#547 [06:32] <lemon-rev> ok, hawkhead if it hasnt told you to reboot, can you try minecraft please
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#550 [06:32] <lemon-rev> hawkhead eailer i told you to reinstall miencraft did you do so ?
#551 [06:33] <Hawkhead> yes
#552 [06:33] <Hawkhead> i think
#553 [06:34] <Buster> good morning, i have a little problem when i want to login into my minecraft account i got the error "Too many logins". The day before everything works fine. The login on minecraft.net works, i changend my password and deleted the local minecraft resources and tried again, but it failed to. Someone here who can help me?
#554 [06:35] <lemon-rev> buster just keep on trying to log in just dont do it too quickly
#555 [06:36] <Buster> ah ok, now i'm playing via browser. I think i try it again in 2 hours...
#556 [06:36] <Hawkhead> i deleted all the files but not saves
#557 [06:37] <lemon-rev> hawkhead ok now try and get the files back from the laun cher please
#558 [06:37] <lemon-rev> buster up to you , just not completely stright away
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#561 [06:40] <Buster> i have deleted all completly cause i got no relevant saves
#562 [06:40] <YaMeZ> Does anyone know if you can choose your enchantment based on the name of the spell?
#563 [06:41] <lemon-rev> buster np, if you manage to login then you can and should get those files back
#564 [06:41] <AndrewsPanda> Hey anyone on here use Residence?
#565 [06:42] <Buster> i there a feature where i can change my mail adress?
#566 [06:42] <Hawkhead> lemon dude i am thankful for what you did but i need to go to sleep my dad said that one day he would get a powerful computer. goodnight!:);)
#567 [06:42] <lemon-rev> night night
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#571 [07:09] <IceWave04> Hello
#572 [07:10] <IceWave04> Uhh i was wondering where i request permission to use a certain name for a mod/application (if any is required)
#573 [07:11] <Chris> what's the name?
#574 [07:11] <IceWave04> "Multicraft"
#575 [07:11] <Chris> hmm...
#576 [07:12] <Chris> let me research for a minute
#577 [07:12] <IceWave04> Yeah you can see why i thought i should ask
#578 [07:12] <Chris> there is a minecraft related thing with the name multicraft...
#579 [07:12] <Chris> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Multicraft
#580 [07:13] <IceWave04> Well that takes care of that
#581 [07:13] <IceWave04> >_> probably should of researched that first
#582 [07:13] <Chris> so I'd suggest either a new name or contacting them
#583 [07:13] <Chris> xhost.ch
#584 [07:14] <IceWave04> I already have 2 back up names, which shouldn't cause issues
#585 [07:14] <IceWave04> Thanks
#586 [07:14] <Chris> sure
#587 [07:14] <Chris> just google them first xD
#588 [07:14] <Chris> google is your friend :3
#589 [07:15] <Silent_Samurai> I wanna get psycho!!!
#590 [07:15] <IceWave04> yeah according to results my 2nd name is some sort of danish collectors.. thing
#591 [07:15] <IceWave04> I don't know, but since its unrelated it should be fine.
#592 [07:15] <Chris> bahaha should be xD
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#596 [07:40] <gamakichi> is there a known issue with playing in the website's browser not working? I can play on the desktop icon, but not in the browser at Minecraft.net
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#601 [07:45] <guest-0-67934> I cannot login with my username and password on www.minecraft.net please help!
#602 [07:45] <JohnEBH> MC Username?
#603 [07:45] <guest-0-67934> yeah
#604 [07:46] <JohnEBH> I'm asking for it.
#605 [07:46] <guest-0-67934> HorridBen
#606 [07:46] <JohnEBH> !piad HorridBen
#607 [07:46] <JohnEBH> !paid HorridBen
#608 [07:46] <JohnEBH> What's the error you get?
#609 [07:46] <guest-0-67934> It says Oops, unknown username or password
#610 [07:47] <JohnEBH> Can you login via the launcher?
#611 [07:47] <guest-0-67934> Ill check now.
#612 [07:48] <guest-0-67934> I can only play Offline on launcher
#613 [07:48] <JohnEBH> try again in a few hours
#614 [07:48] <JohnEBH> Could be a temporary problem
#615 [07:48] <guest-0-67934> When i go to multiplayer, it says "Bad Login"
#616 [07:48] <guest-0-67934> When i join my friends server.
#617 [07:49] <JohnEBH> because you're on offline mode
#618 [07:49] <guest-0-67934> Oh.
#619 [07:49] <guest-0-67934> So ill try again in 2 hours time?
#620 [07:49] <JohnEBH> Your friends server has Authentication on =P
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#622 [07:49] <JohnEBH> Yeah, if it still doesn't work, hope that someone here who knows how to contact Mojang helps you =P
#623 [07:50] <guest-0-67934> :P okay thanks for your help anyhow.
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#625 [07:51] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Try re-downloading the launcher from www.minecraft.net/download , and note login bans can last up to 24 hours.
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#627 [07:52] <charmander> When i try to play the game offlone it says offline not downloaded even do i have downloaded it
#628 [07:53] <Thrae> charmander: Need to be able to login at least once to download it.
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#630 [07:53] <charmander> I have logged in several times
#631 [07:54] <charmander> All my friends have it they ha
#632 [07:54] <charmander> havent bought the game
#633 [07:54] <Thrae> charmander: Re-download the launcher from http://www.minecraft.net/download and then select "Force Update" from "Options" before you login. Then login.
#634 [07:54] <charmander> thanks
#635 [07:54] <Thrae> charmander: What's your Minecraft username?
#636 [07:54] <charmander> why do you need to know
#637 [07:55] <Thrae> To check your Premium status.
#638 [07:55] <charmander> i dont have premium
#639 [07:55] <Thrae> So you're playing Minecraft Classic?
#640 [07:55] <guest-0-67934> Thrae : It said it was a Bad Login, Not Ban login ^_^
#641 [07:55] <charmander> nope
#642 [07:55] <charmander> im trying to play offline
#643 [07:56] <Thrae> charmander: Well then please purchase the game. You are not allowed to play the game offline without purchasing.
#644 [07:56] <Thrae> charmander: http://www.minecraft.net/buy
#645 [07:56] <charmander> works for my friends, they havent bought the game
#646 [07:56] <Thrae> charmander: They stole it.
#647 [07:56] <charmander> nope
#648 [07:56] <Thrae> Yes, they pirated the game.
#649 [07:56] <charmander> how do you know
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#651 [07:57] <Thrae> Because Minecraft REQUIRES you to be able to login as a Premium account to download the game. Without doing that, you cannot legally download the game.
#652 [07:57] <Thrae> If you want to try out Beta there's a demo for Windows:
#653 [07:57] <Thrae> !demo
#654 [07:57] <Thrae> ?? demo
#655 [07:57] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#656 [07:57] <charmander> BTW i cant even play classic
#657 [07:57] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#658 [07:58] <Thrae> Try the demo if you're using Windows.
#659 [07:58] <charmander> i think my pc is to old
#660 [07:59] <charmander> i cant play the classic!
#661 [07:59] <Thrae> So try the demo.
#662 [08:03] <guest-0-67934> How come i can only play offline via through the launcher?
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#664 [08:03] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: What do you mean?
#665 [08:03] <charmander> I cant play the demo or minecraft classic
#666 [08:04] <guest-0-67934> I log into the launcher and It says "Try Again" and "Play Offline"
#667 [08:04] <charmander> it says my video card drivers are bad
#668 [08:04] <Chris> guest, what does it say above that
#669 [08:04] <Thrae> charmander: If I helped you get Minecraft working, would you buy Minecraft?
#670 [08:04] <charmander> yeah
#671 [08:04] <charmander> probably
#672 [08:04] <Thrae> ??> charmander win/dxdiag
#673 [08:04] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#674 [08:04] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#675 [08:05] <Thrae> charmander: Follow those instructions and I'll look at what's wrong with your system's hardware. It just shows us your hardware.
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#678 [08:05] <charmander> wheres the win key
#679 [08:06] <Thrae> ?? win/key
#680 [08:06] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#681 [08:07] <charmander> can i trust you?
#682 [08:07] <Thrae> The + next to my name means I'm an official volunteer helper.
#683 [08:08] <Chris> Thrae is the best person you can get help from in this channel
#684 [08:08] <Thrae> There's nothing in your DxDiag that anyone can use against you.
#685 [08:08] <charmander> theres no + next to your name
#686 [08:08] <Thrae> I guess your client doesn't show user modes...it's means I'm "voiced".
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#688 [08:11] <charmander> You now what? I'll just go find another game to play, maybe I'll buy minecraft when my pc crashes and ill have to buy a new one. Until then, I'll just play FC
#689 [08:12] <charmander> Fortress Craft
#690 [08:12] <guest-0-67934> When i log into the Launcher too, it says "Login Failed"
#691 [08:12] <charmander> Im just kidding, I dont actually have Fortress Craft
#692 [08:13] <Thrae> charmander: If you're concerned whether I'm telling the truth or not, see the official channel rules here -- http://minecraftirc.net/thread-2.html . This is the official help channel for Minecraft and you're welcome back if your intent is to purchase the game.
#693 [08:13] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: And you can login to www.minecraft.net fine?
#694 [08:13] <guest-0-67934> Nope
#695 [08:13] <guest-0-67934> Says Oops, unknown username or password
#696 [08:14] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Aha, well, can you reset your password?
#697 [08:14] <guest-0-67934> Ehh, how can i do that?
#698 [08:14] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: There's a link on the site when you get errors like this, the direct link is http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#699 [08:16] <charmander> http://mibpaste.com/rBHTUU
#700 [08:16] <Thrae> charmander: Make sure you copy ALL the information (CTRL+A or Edit->Select All) before you do the Copy, otherwise you'll just get a small sliver of information like what you gave me. Also use www.pastebin.com as mibpaste has a small limit of number of characters pasted.
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#702 [08:17] <Thrae> charmander: From what you already pasted it seems unlikely Minecraft will ever run very well on your laptop, if at all, but your paste didn't include your video card information. I'd need that to make a diagnosis.
#703 [08:18] <guest-0-67934> How long does the email take?
#704 [08:19] <guest-0-67934> To arrive
#705 [08:19] <Chris> guest, can take a couple days or so
#706 [08:19] <Chris> shouldn't be that long though
#707 [08:19] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Check your Spam folder, make sure you have @minecraft.net whitelisted, might still take up to 15 minutes.
#708 [08:19] <Thrae> Chris: A couple of days for a password reset?
#709 [08:19] <Chris> ohh...
#710 [08:19] <Chris> xD
#711 [08:19] <guest-0-67934> >.>
#712 [08:19] <guest-0-67934> xd
#713 [08:20] <Chris> derp
#714 [08:20] <Chris> man I really gotta stay out of this channel
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#716 [08:20] <TheNoodle> lol
#717 [08:20] <guest-823759-42650> anybody able to help me with http://pastebin.com/3xvpwmkY
#718 [08:20] <TheNoodle> also.
#719 [08:20] <TheNoodle> :notjustops
#720 [08:20] <WugBot> notjustops: Within #minecrafthelp users can recieve help from other users, not just ops and voiced users.
#721 [08:20] <charmander> http://pastebin.com/hS5yNpLv
#722 [08:21] <charmander> there
#723 [08:21] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: If you don't get one within 15 minutes then go to http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename and enter in the email address you expect to receive the password reset to make sure that email address IS tied to the username you think it is.
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#725 [08:22] <TheNoodle> charmander, I'll be suprised if you get minecraft to run on that system.
#726 [08:22] <Thrae> charmander: "Display Tab 1: The system is using the generic video driver. Please install video driver provided by the hardware manufacturer. Direct3D functionality not available. You should verify that the driver is a final version from the hardware manufacturer."
#727 [08:22] <Thrae> charmander: The generic driver isn't going to be able to get any 3D game working.
#728 [08:22] <guest-0-67934> Okay.
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#730 [08:23] <charmander> and... what to do
#731 [08:23] <charmander> ??
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#733 [08:23] <Thrae> charmander: Lemme check drivers for a LIFEBOOK S7010.
#734 [08:24] <Thrae> guest-823759-42650: Hmm, seems like either a problem with Java or a problem with your network chipset drivers.
#735 [08:24] <findow> how do you update to 1.9
#736 [08:24] <alm1983> hello, i need help
#737 [08:24] <guest-0-67934> So far i dont have anything.
#738 [08:24] <Thrae> guest-823759-42650: Uninstall all versions of Java in Programs and Features, then install both "Windows x86 Offline" and "Windows x64" Java from WugBot's link....
#739 [08:24] <Thrae> :j
#740 [08:24] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#741 [08:24] <charmander> You mean ill have to buy a new pc?
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#743 [08:25] <Thrae> charmander: Let's try fixing your computer before you conclude that.
#744 [08:25] <Thrae> findow: 1.9 isn't released yet. When it's released the launcher will auto-update to it.
#745 [08:25] <findow> thanks
#746 [08:26] <alm1983> I need help
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#748 [08:26] <charmander> That's a little more than the 14,99 the game actually costs
#749 [08:26] <mib_rio25v> what do i run minecraft wiff
#750 [08:27] <Thrae> charmander: Right now your computer can't run ANY 3D game.
#751 [08:27] <mib_rio25v> how not
#752 [08:27] <Thrae> charmander: Try installing this Intel graphics chipset driver your laptop manufacturer provides -- http://www.fujitsupc.com/downloads/mobile/S7010,S7010D_VIDEO_INTEL_V6.14.10.3691_2KXP.EXE
#753 [08:27] <charmander> i really dont wanna install some more crap to my dinosaur computer
#754 [08:28] <Thrae> mib_rio25v: What problem are you having? Please be specific. If you have an error, paste it on www.pastebin.com and give us the link.
#755 [08:28] <guest-0-67934> Still nothing, what was the link to do the other thing you suggsted Thrae?
#756 [08:28] <Thrae> charmander: Do you understand what I'm saying when I tell you your computer doesn't currently recognize your video card? This is basic stuff that comes with the laptop. Some how the driver got uninstalled.
#757 [08:28] <mib_rio25v> wat thing do i run mindcraft wiff
#758 [08:28] <Thrae> charmander: It's part of the basic Windows XP image.
#759 [08:29] <Thrae> mib_rio25v: You mean Java? Minecraft uses Java.
#760 [08:29] <charmander> It says here on the computer that my pc whas designed for Windows XP
#761 [08:30] <Thrae> charmander: Yes, and somehow one of the drivers required for your laptop's hardware, that Windows needs to be able to understand your video card, was uninstalled/removed.
#762 [08:30] <Thrae> charmander: Fujitsu made this laptop, and I linked you to a driver they provide for this laptop.
#763 [08:32] <mib_rio25v> i am downloading java
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#765 [08:32] <charmander> "the program can not be verified by the publisher"
#766 [08:32] <Thrae> charmander: Your laptop's hardware also appears to be around 10 years old, making the laptop anywhere from 10 to 5 years old.
#767 [08:33] <charmander> its about five years oold
#768 [08:33] <Thrae> charmander: Yeah, but the *hardware* is about 10 years old.
#769 [08:34] <charmander> yeah, i know that, mostly because you just sayd it
#770 [08:34] <mib_rio25v> so will it work now
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#772 [08:35] <Thrae> charmander: OK, download http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/Win2000.zip and extract the contents. Follow the instructions on Intel's website (you have an Intel graphics chipset) to use the Update Driver Wizard for Windows XP -- http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/sb/CS-022355.htm
#773 [08:36] <Thrae> charmander: That zip just contains the files that were in the archive I had you download earlier.
#774 [08:36] <charmander> Screw this shit, minecraft isnt that good of a game anyway
#775 [08:36] <Thrae> mib_rio25v: Try and see.
#776 [08:36] <Thrae> charmander: OK. Good luck getting any game working without video card drivers.
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#779 [08:37] <TheNoodle> What now charmander?
#780 [08:38] <charmander> i will, with my playstation three!
#781 [08:38] <TheNoodle> ...
#782 [08:38] <dylanbarberdude> haha
#783 [08:38] <TheNoodle> Those silly norwegians.
#784 [08:38] <dylanbarberdude> hi Noodle
#785 [08:39] * TheNoodle waves
#785 [08:39] * dylanbarberdude waves back
#785 [08:39] <guest-0-67934> I havnt got a email from the Password reset, what should i do?
#786 [08:39] * mib_ja0toe [mib_ja0toe@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#787 [08:40] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Put the email address you're waiting for in http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
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#789 [08:40] <dylanbarberdude> guest-0-67934 i have came to the answer that...
#790 [08:41] <mib_ja0toe> When we try to download a mode, it isn't opening in list
#791 [08:41] <mib_ja0toe> any ideas?
#792 [08:41] <mib_ja0toe> Can't find subject in forum
#793 [08:41] <dylanbarberdude> I have no idea!
#794 [08:42] <dylanbarberdude> Very Professional
#795 [08:42] <Thrae> mib_ja0toe: Download a mode? What?
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#800 [08:42] <Morrolan> mib_ja0toe: You can not install mods through the "texture pack" menu item, you will have to follow the mod's instructions.
#801 [08:42] <mib_ja0toe> when you download a mode, what options does it give you, open or save?
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#803 [08:42] <mib_ja0toe> aether mode
#804 [08:42] <guest-0-67934> What happens if i dont get anything from that email?
#805 [08:42] <Morrolan> mib_ja0toe: You will have to save it somewhere, and then follow its instructions.
#806 [08:43] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Did it work?
#807 [08:43] <Thrae> mib_ja0toe: That's a "mod".
#808 [08:43] <mib_ja0toe> so save file, then open? then there will be instructions...
#809 [08:43] <mib_ja0toe> let me try that
#810 [08:43] <dylanbarberdude> Why is the texture packs button named "Mods And Texture Packs"?
#811 [08:43] <Morrolan> mib_ja0toe: There will be instructions in its forum thread. If not, ask in #aethermod
#812 [08:43] <Morrolan> dylanbarberdude: Because derp, that's why.
#813 [08:44] <Morrolan> I assume it was a feature which he wanted to add a long time ago, but never got around to do it. And somehow none could be bothered to rename that menu button so far. :S
#814 [08:44] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#815 [08:45] <dylanbarberdude> Morrolan, make a mod were the button says "Texture Packs"
#816 [08:45] <dylanbarberdude> pointless but funny
#817 [08:46] <Morrolan> :P
#818 [08:46] <Morrolan> I think Spoutcraft actually renamed that button. But seriously, wouldn't be that hard for Mojang to "fix" it.
#819 [08:47] <dylanbarberdude> yeah
#820 [08:47] <dylanbarberdude> i want the moving background in the main menu to be not blurred
#821 [08:47] <guest-0-67934> NO Trae it didnt work
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#823 [08:48] <Morrolan> guest-0-67934: Check your spam folder, make sure that you're checking the correct mail address.
#824 [08:48] <mib_ja0toe> ok i opened file and there are only class files and png files no instruction file
#825 [08:48] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: When I asked you if it worked, I meant if going to http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename and entering in the email address worked or not.
#826 [08:48] <Morrolan> mib_ja0toe: As I sad, READ the instructions on Aethermod's forum thread, or ask in #aethermod
#827 [08:48] <Thrae> mib_ja0toe: The instructions are on the forum post. If you need further help /j #aethermod
#828 [08:48] <mib_ja0toe> is there a mode loader I need to have?
#829 [08:48] <guest-0-67934> I did put in my email in the retrivename and i havnt got a email from that.
#830 [08:49] <mib_ja0toe> or what am I doing wrong? help!!
#831 [08:49] <Thrae> mib_ja0toe: It's a MOD. The word "mode" is wrong.
#832 [08:49] <Morrolan> mib_ja0toe: Look, if you can't read what we're telling you - don't bother
#833 [08:49] <dylanbarberdude> ---Message from AuBot---
#834 [08:49] <dylanbarberdude> External Message Override test
#835 [08:49] <dylanbarberdude> WTF!?
#836 [08:50] <Morrolan> Uhm, if it were Vox then it'd be normal, but AuBot?
#837 [08:50] * Morrolan pokes Kealper
#837 [08:50] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: OK, I did it too, lemme see if I get an email.
#838 [08:50] <Morrolan> Maybe someone's just messing with you, dylanbarberdude. :P
#839 [08:50] <dylanbarberdude> but how
#840 [08:50] <dylanbarberdude> its me
#841 [08:50] <dylanbarberdude> how
#842 [08:51] <dylanbarberdude> i didn't type it
#843 [08:51] <Morrolan> Hmm? Didn't you get this as a notice or query? I assumed you just copy-pasted it?
#844 [08:51] <dylanbarberdude> ?
#845 [08:51] <dylanbarberdude> no
#846 [08:52] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: No email yet. Maybe their email server is clogged or something. Come back in ~30 minutes? I'll be here.
#847 [08:53] <guest-0-67934> Okay sure.
#848 [08:53] <mib_ja0toe> thanks for being a jerk... wth? I am just trying to get my kid setup, sorry I don't know mod vs. mode it is spelled on the website... geez
#849 [08:53] <guest-0-67934> Ill stay idle here .
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#851 [09:04] <dylanbarberdude> !help
#852 [09:05] <dylanbarberdude> !check mc.gazamo.com
#853 [09:05] <dylanbarberdude> !check mc.gazamo.com:25565
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#855 [09:06] <dylanbarberdude> !check one.yogiverse.com
#856 [09:06] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: That means the port is open but whatever is responding (if anything) isn't a Minecraft server.
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#858 [09:06] <Thrae> !check mc.matts-hosting.com:1024
#859 [09:06] <Thrae> !check mc.matts-hosting.com
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#861 [09:07] <fear_sharingan> I have a Question about payment of the game and why it wont allow me to purchase it
#862 [09:07] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae, im not an idiot
#863 [09:08] <Thrae> fear_sharingan: The payment options are Moneybookers or Paypal. What's happening?
#864 [09:08] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae, what server is that
#865 [09:08] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: Sorry, just trying to be helpful. Keapler recently fixed a problem with AuBot where it was giving out that error message if the port was closed.
#866 [09:08] <dylanbarberdude> ok
#867 [09:08] <fear_sharingan> I Have money in my account..My debit card works.. i put in all the correct information and it still denied my card. So i called my bank, they said my account and card are fine. Now im blocked for 24 hours from playing the game
#868 [09:09] <Thrae> fear_sharingan: You can either register for a Moneybookers account or use Paypal, either with an account or without an account.
#869 [09:09] <fear_sharingan> hmm, do either of those incur a fee?
#870 [09:09] <Thrae> fear_sharingan: None of those incur a fee.
#871 [09:10] <fear_sharingan> Which do you prefer to use?
#872 [09:10] <Thrae> I prefer Paypal by far.
#873 [09:10] <dylanbarberdude> The Duck Song- SongDrops.com
#874 [09:10] <fear_sharingan> Is it a quick process , as in i register then im good to go?
#875 [09:10] <dylanbarberdude> !help
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#877 [09:11] <dylanbarberdude> !myip
#878 [09:11] <Thrae> fear_sharingan: You don't have to register for a Paypal account to use them. There's a link when you select to pay via Paypal to use it without an account.
#879 [09:11] <dylanbarberdude> !serverfaq
#880 [09:12] <fear_sharingan> Cool, so since my debit/credit card actions are blocked useing a paypal would allow me to buy the game?
#881 [09:12] <dylanbarberdude> !paid X
#882 [09:12] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: Please use #aubotdevchan if you want to play with AuBot, or /msg the commands directly to it.
#883 [09:12] <gamakichi> is there a known issue with playing in the website's browser not working? I can play on the desktop icon, but not in the browser at Minecraft.net
#884 [09:12] <dylanbarberdude> !paid Xephos
#885 [09:12] <Thrae> fear_sharingan: Possibly. Doesn't hurt to try.
#886 [09:13] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae ok
#887 [09:13] <Thrae> gamakichi: No. Try using a different browser like Firefox -- www.getfirefox.com
#888 [09:13] <gamakichi> got firefox
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#890 [09:13] <gamakichi> so no
#891 [09:14] <Thrae> gamakichi: Usually it's something like Internet Security settings or software. Try a different browser.
#892 [09:14] <gamakichi> it has always worked until 1.8
#893 [09:15] <dylanbarberdude> i wish i was going to minecon
#894 [09:17] <dylanbarberdude> 72.14.191.81 is the same as irc.esper.net
#895 [09:18] <dylanbarberdude> brb testing
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#900 [09:19] <dylanbarberdude> 72.14.191.81 works
#901 [09:21] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae can we talk in private pm please
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#905 [09:25] <dylanbarberdude> !check localhost.man.com
#906 [09:26] <dylanbarberdude> !check assets.minecraft.net
#907 [09:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#908 [09:26] <Keltinray> ..really?
#909 [09:26] <guest-0-67934> thrae
#910 [09:27] <guest-0-67934> I havnt got anything still.
#911 [09:27] <dylanbarberdude> omg
#912 [09:27] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: As I said, please /j #aubotdevchan if you want to play with AuBot. Or do it in private messages to AuBot.
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#914 [09:27] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Neither have I. I'll alert the other helpers there may be a problem.
#915 [09:28] <guest-0-67934> okay, thanks
#916 [09:28] <dylanbarberdude> i have to do thiss here
#917 [09:28] <dylanbarberdude> !motd
#918 [09:28] <Kamidor_> Hello, have bought Minecraft, but there is no email confirming for the payment ore something...is that normal?
#919 [09:28] <Kamidor_> *confirmation
#920 [09:29] <dylanbarberdude> whats your ign
#921 [09:29] <Kamidor_> ign?
#922 [09:29] <dylanbarberdude> in game name
#923 [09:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i asume he means mc username
#924 [09:29] <TheNoodle> IGN= In game name, the account name you used when you bought minecraft.
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#926 [09:29] <Kamidor_> kamidor
#927 [09:29] <dylanbarberdude> !paid kamidor
#928 [09:30] <WolfyCole910> o.o
#929 [09:30] <dylanbarberdude> theres you confirmation
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#931 [09:30] <dylanbarberdude> didnt go thoug
#932 [09:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kamidor_: did you JUST pay?
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#934 [09:30] <Kamidor_> i pay thursday
#935 [09:30] <Thrae> ??> Kamidor_ payment
#936 [09:31] <VoxelHead> Kamidor_: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#937 [09:31] <Kamidor_> i think
#938 [09:31] <VoxelHead> Kamidor_: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#939 [09:31] <Thrae> Kamidor_: Today's Thursday.
#940 [09:31] <Kamidor_> öhmm...tuesday i mean
#941 [09:31] <dylanbarberdude> timezones Thrae timezones
#942 [09:31] <Kamidor_> sorry
#943 [09:32] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: There is no timezone where Thursday would be something in the past.
#944 [09:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kamidor_: check with you bank to see if pament was taken yet.
#945 [09:32] <dylanbarberdude> !paid kamidor_
#946 [09:32] <Thrae> *past week
#947 [09:34] <dylanbarberdude> bye
#948 [09:34] <guest-0-67934> Thrae, i tried loggin in still says "Oops Unkown Username or Password
#949 [09:34] <Kamidor_> is there no email confirmation or something? i enter my payment informationm, proceed checkout and then nothing happen? how should i know that the process is succsesfull?
#950 [09:34] <TheNoodle> How did you pay?
#951 [09:34] <Kamidor_> ec
#952 [09:35] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: Yeah you need to reset your password. I'm thinking there may be something wrong with the email server handling these requests, which I've reported to the other helpers here.
#953 [09:35] <TheNoodle> Check with them and see if a payment was made to Mojang AB
#954 [09:35] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#955 [09:35] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#956 [09:35] <Sleepy_Sleepy_Dwarf> Night All
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#958 [09:35] <Thrae> guest-0-67934: As we're not directly affiliated with Mojang it may take some time to get anything like a confirmation, if any.
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#960 [09:36] <Thrae> TheNoodle: He's been trying for like 3 hours, and I can't get emails from my non-Premium account either.
#961 [09:36] <Thrae> (After an hour of waiting for resetpassword and retrievename)
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#963 [09:37] <charJH> http://pastebin.com/hS5yNpLv what is wrong?
#964 [09:37] <charJH> with my pc
#965 [09:37] <Thrae> Kamidor_: When you payed through either Moneybookers or Paypal you were asked for an email address, and the payment processing service sent a confirmation email of payment to that address. When Mojang processes your payment and makes your account Premium, then you'll get an email from them *too*.
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#967 [09:38] <guest-0-67934> Grr I really wanna play minecraft but i cant :(
#968 [09:38] <Thrae> charJH: I told you -- you don't have video card drivers properly installed on your machine. Do you want me to try troubleshooting it again?
#969 [09:38] <guest-0-67934> I GOT THE EMAIL
#970 [09:38] <guest-0-67934> XD
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#972 [09:39] <charmander> What was the program to install again?
#973 [09:39] <charmander> to play Minecraft¨
#974 [09:39] <Kamidor_> what if I pay now with paypal? I pay twice? paypal is indeed faster.
#975 [09:39] <charmander> http://pastebin.com/hS5yNpLv
#976 [09:40] <Thrae> Kamidor_: You don't have to PM me, as I'm not directly affiliated with Mojang. Confirm with your card issuer if the payment has actually gone through or not. If it hasn't pay with Paypal. If it has you'll have to do a chargeback to void the payment, or you'll be paying twice.
#977 [09:40] <Thrae> charmander: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/Win2000.zip , extract the contents and follow the instructions for Windows XP on http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/sb/CS-022355.htm to use the Update Driver Wizard. This should get your video drivers installed.
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#980 [09:43] <studioexit> Question about playing Minecraft in a browser? i have a macbook pro yes I have tried in safari, firefox and google chrome. So my problem is....When I open Minecraft classic which is free now online, it downloads all packages, asks permission for access to my computer, and then has a security thing that says "the applications digital signature has been verified. Do you want to run the application?" so i press yes, and then it asks a
#981 [09:44] <studioexit> game should be. Do i need a program or to download something? PLZ HELP.
#982 [09:45] <studioexit> somebody????
#983 [09:45] <studioexit> are you alive people ?
#984 [09:45] <Thrae> studioexit: A good deal of Macbook Pros have buggy Intel graphics chipsets drivers. What version of OS X are you running specifically?
#985 [09:46] <Thrae> ?? paitience
#986 [09:46] <charmander> wasnt there a easier way?
#987 [09:46] <Thrae> ?? patience
#988 [09:46] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#989 [09:46] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
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#991 [09:46] <Thrae> charmander: Well when you tried running setup before it gave an error. So this is the 2nd way to update drivers.
#992 [09:46] <studioexit> macbook pro 7.1
#993 [09:47] <charmander> i didnt try the first one
#994 [09:47] <studioexit> 2.66 ghz intel core 2 duo
#995 [09:47] <Thrae> studioexit: You have a brand new Macbook Pro? It's not an old one?
#996 [09:47] <Thrae> ??> studioexit mac/lion/java
#997 [09:47] <VoxelHead> studioexit: (mac/lion/java) Apple’s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.
#998 [09:47] <VoxelHead> studioexit: (mac/lion/java) Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#999 [09:49] <studioexit> voxelhead thank you very much
#1000 [09:49] <Thrae> ?? bot
#1001 [09:49] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, unless I'm not. I may or may not be a sock-puppet. Or a deity. No one really knows.
#1002 [09:49] <studioexit> if this works i hope megan fox is your girlfriend :)
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#1005 [09:51] <studioexit> voxelhead i have macbook pro 10.6.8 version
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#1007 [09:53] <Thrae> studioexit: VoxelHead is a computer. I'm not sure what is wrong with 10.6.8 and Classic, but I've had people run Beta on 10.6.8 and said that's successful where Classic isn't. Unfortunately I'm no Mac guru.
#1008 [09:53] <Thrae> studioexit: If you have friends with Minecraft Beta maybe you can get their help to try out Beta and see if it works.
#1009 [09:53] <studioexit> http://imgur.com/QdAt5 here is a pic if it is of any help
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#1011 [09:55] <studioexit> first is starst loading.... then it asks for this permision is say run and then it asks like 4 more times and black screen shows up
#1012 [09:55] <Thrae> studioexit: Yeah that's common for Macs. There's some way to change or disable that, but I don't think it's what's causing your problem.
#1013 [09:56] <studioexit> i am so frustrated that i am thinking of instaling ubuntu :)
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#1015 [09:59] <Thrae> studioexit: Sorry; you can try waiting for a Mac guru like Scott or GreyVulpine.
#1016 [10:00] <studioexit> ufff i need to go in 15 minutes if you are so kind here is my email peda.misimovic@gmail.com and if you are here when they come can you ask them about this problem and give them my email so they can send some help or something
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#1021 [10:09] <sockmister> hi
#1022 [10:09] <sockmister> i have a quastion
#1023 [10:09] <sockmister> ???
#1024 [10:11] <TheNytangel> Ask it
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#1027 [10:16] <clarjon1> heh
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#1036 [10:37] <Kamidor__> Hello I wanted to pay with paypal, but the payment order was not successful. I now get a warning or something, because I have not paid? Sorry for Google Translator....
#1037 [10:39] <Kamidor__> I called Paypal and they said that it could happen, because I have not completed the contractual payment that I receive an admonition
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#1039 [10:42] <Kamidor__> is anybody out there? :D
#1040 [10:44] <almostroot> Just shout if you can hear me!
#1041 [10:44] <almostroot> Is there anyone at home?
#1042 [10:45] <almostroot> (Nods don't work in IRC very well without a /me in there)
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#1044 [10:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi root
#1045 [10:51] <almostroot> Hola. Como est as?
#1046 [10:52] * |Kiikun|Janus| turns off almostroot's translation
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#1048 [10:52] <almostroot> Hello. How are you?
#1049 [10:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> im purple
#1050 [10:53] * almostroot turns off |Kiikun|Janus|'s gibberish.
#1050 [10:53] <mr_fribble> my minecraft keeps saying ......... the required plug in is not installed ?
#1051 [10:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mr_fribble getjava
#1052 [10:54] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#1055 [10:55] <TheNytangel`> |Kiikun|Janus|, why don't you know what "Como est as" means?
#1056 [10:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i do :P i just dont speak any more mexican then that
#1057 [10:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. and that 'cake' is a bad word :P
#1058 [10:56] <almostroot> Mexican, eh?
#1059 [10:58] <TheNytangel> Spanish
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#1061 [10:58] <TheNytangel> Mexican.. isn't a language
#1062 [10:58] * |Kiikun|Janus| is being ani-PC
#1062 [10:59] <almostroot> TheNytangel: You should group your alt nick with your primary using nickserv.
#1063 [10:59] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#1064 [11:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> he's to lazy to.
#1065 [11:00] <almostroot> I could always just assume it was an imposter and MURD.... arm, kick it.
#1066 [11:02] <mr_fribble> it said it again wen i downloded java
#1067 [11:02] <mr_fribble> ?
#1068 [11:03] <mr_fribble> ???
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#1070 [11:03] <almostroot> mr_fribble: Have to install it.
#1071 [11:03] <mr_fribble> i did
#1072 [11:04] <almostroot> Check what version of Java your browser reports.
#1073 [11:04] <almostroot> ??> mr_fribble java/version
#1074 [11:04] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1075 [11:04] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1076 [11:05] <mr_fribble> got it working thanks
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#1078 [11:08] <TheNytangel> almostroot, happy?
#1079 [11:08] <almostroot> No. v.v
#1080 [11:08] <almostroot> I am going to shower and head into work. It is 10AM already.
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#1082 [11:10] <Lykkepillen> I need to get a lot of sheep to spawn, what do i do?
#1083 [11:11] <TheNytangel> Lykkepillen, grass and light
#1084 [11:11] <Lykkepillen> Can i stare at the spot?
#1085 [11:14] <Morrolan> You just have to be near it, so these chunks are active. And yes, you can stare there if you want.
#1086 [11:14] <Morrolan> Oh, not too close though, lemme dig up the numbers.
#1087 [11:14] <TheNytangel> >.>
#1088 [11:14] <TheNytangel> Stupid dog chewed on the aglet of my sweat pants
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#1091 [11:17] <Morrolan> Lykkepillen: If I remember correctly it's an area of 272x272 around you where mobs spawn, excluding an area of 16x16 around you.
#1092 [11:17] <Morrolan> However, mob spawning changed drastically with 1.9, so once that one is released (or once you try out a preview vesrion) it might be completely different.
#1093 [11:17] <Morrolan> version*
#1094 [11:17] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Haha, I can imagine how your dog looks like now. :D
#1095 [11:18] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?
#1096 [11:18] * TheNytangel switches to breakroom
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#1097 [11:23] <Lykkepillen> Wait.. Excluding?
#1098 [11:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mobs dont spawn within 24 blocks of you
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#1100 [11:24] <Lykkepillen> So thats why..
#1101 [11:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and quickly despawn outside of 32
#1102 [11:24] <Hamster> What's the proximity radius to activating a mob spawner?
#1103 [11:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> they can spawn anywhere in loaded chunks.
#1104 [11:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Hamster: 16.
#1105 [11:24] <Hamster> Thank you
#1106 [11:24] * TheNytangel is hungry
#1106 [11:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> passive spawning changed... dont think agro spawning did.
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#1109 [11:26] <Morrolan> |Kiikun|Janus|: Yea, but did it already change in 1.8?
#1110 [11:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> passive changed in 1.8
#1111 [11:26] <Morrolan> If yes them I missed out on quite a lot it seems.
#1112 [11:26] <Morrolan> Oh, well, thanks for the info then.
#1113 [11:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> passives dont despawn.
#1114 [11:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and they spawn with chunk gen i believe
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#1116 [11:27] <Morrolan> Oh. What if you were to kill all of them? Will some respawn?
#1117 [11:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> they rarely spawn 'normally' now.
#1118 [11:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> like 1/400th of what it used to be
#1119 [11:27] * TheNytangel is too lazy to even make a bowl of cereal
#1119 [11:27] <TheNytangel> I will never survive on my own
#1120 [11:27] <Morrolan> That's kinda inconvenient then, sounds as if maps might begin to suffer from mob-shortenss then.
#1121 [11:28] <Morrolan> shortness*
#1122 [11:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and they can spawn anywhere.
#1123 [11:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Morrolan: thats what breeding is for :P
#1124 [11:28] <Morrolan> Gah, guess I'll go and read through the wiki then. ^^
#1125 [11:28] <Morrolan> Yea, I guess so. But that's so much hassle just for some stupid mobs. :P
#1126 [11:29] <Morrolan> Shit, I now know where all the mobs have gone. -.-
#1127 [11:29] <Morrolan> Some people on our server have access to /butcher. XD
#1128 [11:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1129 [11:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> burry some shepowken spawners?
#1130 [11:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> she/p/ow/ken :P
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#1134 [11:36] <Zeith> Bonjour
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#1137 [11:40] <mib_3ub3lf> hi, immer wenn ich minecraft spielen will, dann kommt die meldung bad video card drivers, bitte um hilfe
#1138 [11:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_3ub3lf: english please... and update your video drivers.
#1139 [11:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or just quit
#1140 [11:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> that will SURELY fix it
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#1142 [11:47] <Guest20393> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on )S X 10.6
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#1144 [11:50] <mib_zqgcii> my minecraft wont work my user is :devon8911
#1145 [11:50] <mib_zqgcii> can anyone help me ?
#1146 [11:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check devon8911
#1147 [11:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> erm
#1148 [11:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid devon8911
#1149 [11:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: ok. so whats the prob since it isnt 'not premium' obviously
#1150 [11:52] <mib_zqgcii> i cant open my minecraft.
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#1152 [11:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the client doesnt open at all? dont see news?
#1153 [11:53] <mib_zqgcii> noo it doesent open at all it messes up when i open it .
#1154 [11:53] <mib_zqgcii> well try to open it .
#1155 [11:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so 'no client opens and i see news but it doesnt open'.... yeah...
#1156 [11:54] <mib_zqgcii> yea
#1157 [11:54] <mib_zqgcii> nothing open i tryed lots of stuff to open minecraft .
#1158 [11:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so the client opens. you put in your login and pass and then what happens?
#1159 [11:54] <mib_zqgcii> i try to play but the page go on a error page.
#1160 [11:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> OH. you use the webpage.
#1161 [11:55] <mib_zqgcii> yes.
#1162 [11:55] <mib_zqgcii> and i download it and it dont work too .
#1163 [11:55] <mib_zqgcii> maybey i have windows vista?
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#1165 [11:55] <mib_zqgcii> maybey cuz i have windows vista it wont work?
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#1167 [11:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: you open the page, java pops up askign to run 'net.minecraft.Launcher' ?
#1168 [11:56] <guest-712997-17492> how do i set up a skyblock server
#1169 [11:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: start a server, close it, replace map with skyblock map
#1170 [11:56] <mib_zqgcii> yes it opens and i click yes a then nothing happens
#1171 [11:57] <guest-712997-17492> ye but it just genrates more land
#1172 [11:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_zqgcii java/version
#1173 [11:57] <VoxelHead> mib_zqgcii: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1174 [11:57] <VoxelHead> mib_zqgcii: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1175 [11:57] <guest-712997-17492> 7
#1176 [11:57] <mib_zqgcii> ok i will BRB
#1177 [11:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: then your not putting the skyblock map in correctly to the server.
#1178 [11:58] <mib_zqgcii> humm the web page wont open ..
#1179 [11:58] <mib_zqgcii> ...
#1180 [11:58] <guest-712997-17492> its only small land
#1181 [11:58] <mib_zqgcii> maybey cuz i have vista it wont work?
#1182 [11:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: i know what skyblock challenge map is :/
#1183 [11:59] <mib_zqgcii> lol
#1184 [11:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: i have minecraft rinnign now on this xp laptop
#1185 [11:59] <mib_zqgcii> survival island ?
#1186 [11:59] <mib_zqgcii> oh im on a computer windows vista.
#1187 [11:59] <guest-712997-17492> ok ill try agin
#1188 [11:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: take survival island.. and stick it in the void
#1189 [12:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: if you cant even open the java page then you have more problems than just minecraft.
#1190 [12:00] <mib_zqgcii> yea possible
#1191 [12:00] <mib_zqgcii> well thanx for the help
#1192 [12:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: try the site again
#1193 [12:00] <mib_zqgcii> i might have to get windows 7 :/
#1194 [12:00] <mib_zqgcii> ok
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#1196 [12:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> minecraft works on vista :/ it woudl work on windows 95 i bet if i coudl get drivers for it
#1197 [12:01] <mib_zqgcii> maybey heres the problem
#1198 [12:01] <art> help
#1199 [12:01] <mib_zqgcii> i got on java
#1200 [12:01] <mib_zqgcii> then i click it
#1201 [12:02] <mib_zqgcii> and i pop up on a error page.
#1202 [12:02] <mib_zqgcii> ...
#1203 [12:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and what is the error?
#1204 [12:02] <mib_zqgcii> when i click on it the page wont open .
#1205 [12:02] <guest-712997-17492> it spawend more land i cant get the server up
#1206 [12:03] <mib_zqgcii> i have a question ahh nvm i might get banned :/
#1207 [12:03] <mib_zqgcii> ..
#1208 [12:04] <mib_zqgcii> for asking this .
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#1210 [12:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? ask
#1211 [12:04] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1212 [12:04] <RobinJ24> nope
#1213 [12:04] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1215 [12:04] <mib_zqgcii> ok
#1216 [12:04] <RobinJ24> I ws thinking of doing that command too
#1217 [12:04] <mib_zqgcii> is roblox and minecraft having a fight ?
#1218 [12:05] <guest-712997-17492> how do i set up skyblock server because i try to do it and it spanws more land?
#1219 [12:05] <mib_zqgcii> or somthing??
#1220 [12:05] <RobinJ24> No why?
#1221 [12:05] <mib_zqgcii> cuz when i go just for fun on roblox
#1222 [12:05] <mib_zqgcii> and i make a guy call minecraftrocks
#1223 [12:05] <mib_zqgcii> he gets banned and terminated..
#1224 [12:05] <mib_zqgcii> :/
#1225 [12:06] <art> i got on java then i click it and i pop up on a error page when i click on it the page wont open
#1226 [12:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> .... i get the feelign they banned 'minecraft' in names because of trolls
#1227 [12:06] <mib_zqgcii> ohh.
#1228 [12:06] <mib_zqgcii> art im having the same problem
#1229 [12:06] <mib_zqgcii> ya have windows vista?
#1230 [12:06] <art> yes
#1231 [12:06] <mib_zqgcii> ahh me too .
#1232 [12:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: you take the contents of the folder you would put into your saves and place it into the world folder for the server
#1233 [12:07] <mib_zqgcii> and can you runminecrafT?
#1234 [12:07] <guest-712997-17492> i did that now i just fall off the land
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#1237 [12:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: because you respawn in void :P fall a few times and it shoudl put you on the land
#1238 [12:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i think
#1239 [12:08] <guest-712997-17492> ok
#1240 [12:09] <guest-712997-17492> i have spaned now for 6 th time and no lucj
#1241 [12:09] <guest-712997-17492> luck*
#1242 [12:10] <Starlight> Why do I always get this text in my server? 2011-10-20 16:12:23 [INFO] Attempted to place a tile entity (net.minecraft.server.TileEntityFurnace@da0348) at 12,69,8 (GRASS) where there was no entity tile!
#1243 [12:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: log off the server, delete your player file from the server, and log back in? i think it will retry to place you on land....
#1244 [12:10] <guest-712997-17492> ok
#1245 [12:10] <mib_zqgcii> umm windows 96 dont work i still cant open minecraft.
#1246 [12:11] <mib_zqgcii> :/
#1247 [12:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_zqgcii: not surprised... since windows 96 doesnt exist
#1248 [12:11] <mib_zqgcii> we cant download java.
#1249 [12:11] <mib_zqgcii> oops lol
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#1251 [12:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and i was making asumptions :P
#1252 [12:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> noone supports win95 anymore :p
#1253 [12:12] <mib_zqgcii> lol
#1254 [12:12] <mib_zqgcii> but i cant download java too .
#1255 [12:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> but minecraft is coded in java, so it shoudl be platform independent.
#1256 [12:12] <mib_zqgcii> i just bought mionecraft.
#1257 [12:13] <mib_zqgcii> no i cant download java.
#1258 [12:13] <mib_zqgcii> oopsa
#1259 [12:13] <mib_zqgcii> minecraft.
#1260 [12:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so long as the os supports java, and is properly set up and has good hardware it shodul run minecraft.
#1261 [12:13] <guest-712997-17492> ok i spawned on land but my mate cabt
#1262 [12:13] <guest-712997-17492> cant
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#1264 [12:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: skyblock only gives you.. what... 27ish places you CAN spawn... out of a 40x40 grid
#1265 [12:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-712997-17492: wait for your buddy to spawn on land then go build a spawning pad out of cobble
#1266 [12:15] <mib_zqgcii> i gtg thx for the help.
#1267 [12:16] <guest-712997-17492> iits sorted now but we cant touch the land like replace blocks?
#1268 [12:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> make yourselves ops with /op username
#1269 [12:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> in the server console
#1270 [12:17] <Starlight> Why do I always get this text in my server? 2011-10-20 16:12:23 [INFO] Attempted to place a tile entity (net.minecraft.server.TileEntityFurnace@da0348) at 12,69,8 (GRASS) where there was no entity tile!
#1271 [12:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Starlight: tried googling it?
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#1273 [12:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wait... furnace... on grass... ?
#1274 [12:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Starlight: this a server with mods?
#1275 [12:21] <Starlight> Let me try a Vanilla bukkit..
#1276 [12:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> it might be a bukkit bug
#1277 [12:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> since it got mentioned in bukkit
#1278 [12:23] <oldtopmanserver> ??> Starlight mods
#1279 [12:23] <VoxelHead> Starlight: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1280 [12:23] <VoxelHead> Starlight: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#1282 [12:23] <Creeper> Hello guys
#1283 [12:23] * |Kiikun|Janus| flips the pit trap under Creeper by reflex
#1283 [12:23] <Starlight> I know how to install it..
#1284 [12:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Starlight: it more that we dont offer support for mods or bukkit here
#1285 [12:24] <Iain994> can anyone help my minecraft crashes every time i enter the world after about 5 seconds
#1286 [12:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> then again one of the posts in bukkit forum claims it a vanilla bug.
#1287 [12:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Creeper: hi :P
#1288 [12:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Iain994: does it give you any error or hs_err_pid file?
#1289 [12:26] <Iain994> yes
#1290 [12:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Iain994 pastebin
#1291 [12:26] <VoxelHead> Iain994: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1292 [12:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Iain994 telepathy
#1293 [12:26] <VoxelHead> Iain994: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
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#1295 [12:28] <Creeper> Guys, i cant load my world, another worlds can be loaded, can you help me?
#1296 [12:29] <Creeper> Its starting to load, but freezing
#1297 [12:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Creeper: what did you do last in that world? and did you leave it by crashing? also, any mods?
#1298 [12:30] <Iain994> http://mibpaste.com/nZzf8X
#1299 [12:30] <Creeper> No modes. Im leaves it by pressing escape, save and quit
#1300 [12:31] <Starlight> Man, you guys are weird.. If you run a Vanilla Bukkit.. It is the server code from Notch that makes the error not Bukkit.. A vanilla bukkit is like using a Vanilla Minecraft without Bukkit.. This bug is Minecraft related, not Bukkit..
#1301 [12:31] <Starlight> But I will test and see with only the Minecraft files and see then..
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#1304 [12:32] <Creeper> Can you download my world and watch why it cant load?
#1305 [12:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Creeper: so you closed it normally and now you try and load it and it just locks up?
#1306 [12:32] <billing_issue> Ok why does mincraft REFUSE to accept any method of payment i attempt to use?
#1307 [12:33] <Creeper> |Kiikun|Janus|, yes, it is! I played in this world so long, and now....
#1308 [12:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> billing_issue: its not minecraft, but Moneybookers, the payment processor. and its probably your bank blockign it as part of fraud protection. call them and tell them you wish to allow the payment to Mojang AB through Moneybookers
#1309 [12:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Creeper: hmm... try this...
#1310 [12:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Creeper nullsave
#1311 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Creeper: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#1312 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Creeper: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#1313 [12:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Creeper: if it doesnt work by just a resave... see if theres alot of entities around you...
#1314 [12:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mcedit shows them by red
#1315 [12:36] <billing_issue> Ive tried useing my debit/credit card , it refused..then blocked me for 24 hours. So then i made a paypal tried to purchase through my debit/credit card, it refused. I called my bank, nothing wrong with my card. So i transfered funds onto my paypal account, so that now there is not card involved its cash credited to my paypal and it still refuses....
#1316 [12:36] <oldtopman> ??> billing_issue account
#1317 [12:36] <VoxelHead> billing_issue: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1318 [12:36] <VoxelHead> billing_issue: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
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#1320 [12:37] <reedlepee> hi
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#1323 [12:37] <Creeper> VoxelHead I dont know what is it, but I will try it
#1324 [12:38] <billing_issue> hmm that doesnt help much but thanks.. i just think god is trying to save me from an addiction... lol
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#1327 [12:47] <Puppeteer> erp. When I try to run Minecraft Classic single player mode, nothing happens. I have java installed. :V
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#1329 [12:51] <Creeper> |Kiikun|Janus| so I resaved world and move player to another coordinates and now I can load the world, but its lagging terrible
#1330 [12:52] <|Kiikun|> Creeper: it sounds like you got the 'OMGWTFBBQEntities!!!' problem.. was there a large field of red somewhere nearby in the map?
#1331 [12:54] <Creeper> Kiikun| there are a lot of red blocks arround the whole map underground!
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#1334 [12:57] <SkullBounche> Hi
#1335 [12:57] <|Kiikun|> Creeper: yeah you did hit the 'too many things spawned' bug. try deleting them
#1336 [12:57] * |Kiikun| isnt sure how with mcedit.
#1336 [12:57] <SkullBounche> Can anyone help me whit an error ?
#1337 [12:58] <RobinJ24> No this is the #cookiesandcoffee channel
#1338 [12:58] <SkullBounche> ?
#1339 [12:58] <|Kiikun|> ?? ask
#1340 [12:58] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1341 [12:58] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1342 [12:59] <SkullBounche> After like 10-20 secs ingame i get a hs_err_pid and a number in the back on my desktop and a big error on it ! and does anyone know how to get it away ?
#1343 [13:00] <SkullBounche> Like i dont fall out of mc !
#1344 [13:00] <Puppeteer> When I start minecraft classic, it just doesn't work. Any help? :B
#1345 [13:00] <|Kiikun|> SkullBounche: copy the contents of the hs_err_pid to www.pastebin and give us the link.
#1346 [13:00] <SkullBounche> ok
#1347 [13:00] <|Kiikun|> Puppeteer: asks to open net.minecraft.Launcher?
#1348 [13:01] <SkullBounche> http://mibpaste.com/RVeb8V
#1349 [13:01] <Puppeteer> Nope. Nothing happens. 8I
#1350 [13:01] <SkullBounche> -.-
#1351 [13:01] <SkullBounche> Is it fixed on the 1.9 beta ?
#1352 [13:01] <SkullBounche> xD
#1353 [13:01] <SkullBounche> I wanna play ! xD
#1354 [13:02] <|Kiikun|> there is a mod that might help. its usually macs with this problem though
#1355 [13:02] <|Kiikun|> ?? mac/10.5.8
#1356 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#1357 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#1358 [13:03] <SkullBounche> I have a old comp but im getting a new one to christmas ;P
#1359 [13:03] <SkullBounche> Okay im gonna try this :) Thanks
#1360 [13:05] * |Kiikun| is REALLY LIKING worldedit right now :P
#1360 [13:05] <Creeper> |Kiikun| again cant load world
#1361 [13:06] <Puppeteer> Wellp. I'll just buy minecraft instead of playing the classic mode 8D
#1362 [13:06] <|Kiikun|> Puppeteer: update/reinstall java
#1363 [13:07] <Puppeteer> I just installed it. Literally half an hour ago.
#1364 [13:07] <|Kiikun|> Creeper: did you kill the entities?
#1365 [13:07] <|Kiikun|> Puppeteer: updated video drivers?
#1366 [13:07] <Puppeteer> yyup
#1367 [13:08] <westjgames> whats the CPU you got?
#1368 [13:08] <Puppeteer> I have NO idea. 8D
#1369 [13:08] <Creeper> Kiikun| no, I cant select it! And I found red boxes in the other worlds I have
#1370 [13:08] <westjgames> If its old, you may have trouble running Minecraft
#1371 [13:09] <|Kiikun|> Creeper: red boxes = entities. mobs, boats, minecarts, etc.
#1372 [13:09] <Puppeteer> Ohh. Then. I'll just play it on my other computer. Why didn't I think of that earlier.. lD
#1373 [13:09] <westjgames> You need a minimum of 1GB RAM, and a 2Ghz Dual-Core CPU
#1374 [13:09] <|Kiikun|> ??> Puppeteer dx
#1375 [13:09] <VoxelHead> Puppeteer: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1376 [13:09] <Starlight> VoxelHead: I have now done exactly the same in Minecraft Vanilla.. (not Bukkit), and I still get the error..
#1377 [13:09] <VoxelHead> Puppeteer: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1378 [13:09] <|Kiikun|> :P or try on your other comp :P
#1379 [13:09] * |Kiikun| resumes tests!
#1379 [13:10] * westjgames grabs Handheld portal Device
#1379 [13:10] <Puppeteer> Yeah I'm just going to try on my other computer.
#1380 [13:10] <Puppeteer> c:
#1381 [13:11] <|Kiikun|> westjgames: these tests involve boats and water :P
#1382 [13:11] <SkullBounche> same error :(
#1383 [13:12] <SkullBounche> But i did play more this time xD
#1384 [13:12] <SkullBounche> OMG
#1385 [13:13] <SkullBounche> http://mibpaste.com/23VlFV
#1386 [13:13] <Creeper> |Kiikun| I cant select that chicken!
#1387 [13:15] <|Kiikun|> SkullBounche: try updating java... and video drivers.
#1388 [13:15] <SkullBounche> How to update video drivers ?
#1389 [13:15] <|Kiikun|> ??> SkullBounche gpu/nvidia
#1390 [13:15] <VoxelHead> SkullBounche: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#1391 [13:16] <|Kiikun|> if you have a dell or hp computer, you might want oto go to their site instead
#1392 [13:16] <SkullBounche> I have fujitsu simens
#1393 [13:17] <Starlight> I still get: Attempted to place a tile entity where there was no entity tile!
#1394 [13:17] <Starlight> I'm running Minecraft server with no mods..
#1395 [13:19] <SkullBounche> Where are u guys from ?
#1396 [13:19] <|Kiikun|> SkullBounche: Sol 3.
#1397 [13:19] <SkullBounche> ?
#1398 [13:20] <|Kiikun|> i believe the locals call it 'Earth'
#1399 [13:20] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#1401 [13:20] <SkullBounche> lol
#1402 [13:20] <Starlight> The real name of the Earth is actually "Shan"
#1403 [13:20] <Starlight> I live in Norway!
#1404 [13:20] <SkullBounche> But on the NVIDIA side what must i put in the bars ?
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#1406 [13:21] <|Kiikun|> SkullBounche: if you dont know what video card you have, use option 2 below those to autodetect the drivers
#1407 [13:21] <Starlight> What does the string really mean.. The: Attempted to place a tile entity where there was no entity tile!?
#1408 [13:22] <SkullBounche> Omg i have to use Internet Explorer xD
#1409 [13:22] <Starlight> I only use Firefox... Forever and ever..
#1410 [13:23] <SkullBounche> I use Google Chrome
#1411 [13:23] <Starlight> Chrome is monitored..
#1412 [13:23] <Starlight> Google is scanning the whole internet, plus all E-mails at Gmail... Plus search statistics and ads.. And they are into genetic research..
#1413 [13:24] <|Kiikun|> Starlight: it attempted to place a tile entity (block properties like chest contents, furnace contents and time, etc..) where there was no block there that accepts the tile etity
#1414 [13:25] <Starlight> Soooo... The games tries to do something it is not coded to do.. Clever..
#1415 [13:25] <SkullBounche> Omg IE is sloooooooow
#1416 [13:25] <Starlight> I use the game server from Minecraft.net with no mods.. Why do the game try todo the impossible? Must be a severe bug..
#1417 [13:26] <SkullBounche> lyse.net ?
#1418 [13:26] <SkullBounche> Thats norwegian
#1419 [13:26] <Starlight> Lyse sounds like a Norwegian company..
#1420 [13:26] <SkullBounche> haha
#1421 [13:26] <SkullBounche> I am from norway xD
#1422 [13:26] <Starlight> Me too.. If you read my response earlier..
#1423 [13:27] <SkullBounche> O i dident see that xD
#1424 [13:27] <SkullBounche> Lol i remember the name starlight from habbo xD
#1425 [13:27] <Starlight> habbo?
#1426 [13:27] <SkullBounche> Yea
#1427 [13:28] <SkullBounche> But i got radeon x600 series
#1428 [13:28] <SkullBounche> No updates avaible
#1429 [13:28] <SkullBounche> i can check java version
#1430 [13:29] <Starlight> I have never been playing habbo..
#1431 [13:29] <SkullBounche> haha
#1432 [13:29] <SkullBounche> The owner of habbo.no is Lady Starlight
#1433 [13:29] <SkullBounche> I got java6 update 26
#1434 [13:30] <Starlight> lol
#1435 [13:30] <SkullBounche> ?
#1436 [13:31] <Starlight> I just love the stars.. Actually my older nick was bluelight since I love blue light.. And before that, I was Infernus.. Somewhat negative.. :P
#1437 [13:32] <SkullBounche> |Kiikun| i got the newest java and the video drivers
#1438 [13:34] <SkullBounche> Now im gonna check ;P
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#1440 [13:35] <SkullBounche> OH NO
#1441 [13:35] <SkullBounche> Dident work
#1442 [13:35] <SkullBounche> Starlight do u know when 1.9 is out ?
#1443 [13:36] <Starlight> No, I have no idea..
#1444 [13:36] <samyverner> my minecraft doesn't work :'(
#1445 [13:36] <Starlight> Can't wait for it though..
#1446 [13:36] <SkullBounche> sam whats the prob ?
#1447 [13:36] <samyverner> whenever it gets to the home page it stops responding
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#1449 [13:37] <samyverner> and whenever I close it after that said moment, it says that the java script stopped responding.
#1450 [13:37] <|Kiikun|> 1.9 is set for release with minecon. *is off doing stuff now*
#1451 [13:38] <SkullBounche> So when mincon starts ?
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#1454 [13:41] <samyverner> so... any troubleshooting help?
#1455 [13:41] <samyverner> or not?
#1456 [13:42] <samyverner> or were you just asking to be polite?
#1457 [13:43] <|Kiikun|> samyverner: try a different browser if you having trouble with the website. or update your browser
#1458 [13:43] <Creeper> I still trying to select that damn red box-chicken )))
#1459 [13:44] <samyverner> well i don't play on the website, i downloaded it
#1460 [13:44] <SkullBounche> Does minecraft 1.9 come when minecon starts ?
#1461 [13:44] <|Kiikun|> samyverner: then you shou;dnt be having any javascript issues.
#1462 [13:45] <|Kiikun|> SkullBounche: i'd guess either after minecon or in the middle of it
#1463 [13:45] <samyverner> well it has to do with the binary
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#1465 [13:45] <SkullBounche> ok im gonna try the pre realese
#1466 [13:45] <|Kiikun|> samyverner: the exe is java
#1467 [13:46] <samyverner> Well I have no idea, but before, I also had problems with the exe where it'd open up the box with the code and would say "could not save" over and over until i closed minecraft
#1468 [13:47] <SkullBounche> bye
#1469 [13:47] <samyverner> bye
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#1473 [13:51] <dude> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
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#1477 [14:02] <Guest45591> Hello?
#1478 [14:02] <Creeper> yep
#1479 [14:03] <Guest45591> so i did some research. apparently someone else had my problem
#1480 [14:03] <Guest45591> they couldnt figure it out eithr
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#1482 [14:05] <mib_cehba7> :o it still wont work i just instaled java.
#1483 [14:05] <Guest45591> Yeah. I reinstalled java and mine wont work either
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#1485 [14:05] <mib_cehba7> i know .
#1486 [14:05] <Guest45591> You on a mac?
#1487 [14:05] <Guest45591> or pc?
#1488 [14:06] <mib_cehba7> im a pc .
#1489 [14:06] <Guest45591> Yeah, I cant figure it out.
#1490 [14:06] <mib_cehba7> me too i wonder is yours a vista or windows 7 ?
#1491 [14:07] <Guest45591> whenever I try to play in browser all i get is a white screen
#1492 [14:07] <mib_cehba7> mee well the hole game wont open :o.
#1493 [14:07] <Guest45591> supposedly i should be able to play it since i have osx 10.6
#1494 [14:07] <mib_cehba7> ya.
#1495 [14:07] <mib_cehba7> you should.
#1496 [14:08] <trap> I ordered a game and it was paid for on my paypal account Aug 12 and i have not received my product. I have sent many messages and get a statement that it will be checked out. It hasn't been fixed. Idon't type so I am slow and i ordered it for my grandson.
#1497 [14:09] <mib_cehba7> minecraft or a other game ?
#1498 [14:09] <trap> minecraft
#1499 [14:10] <Guest45591> Idk. It says that the digital signature cant be verified and asks if I want to run it anyways. I say run it then get a white screen
#1500 [14:10] <Guest45591> dude. minecraft is a downloadable game. i dont think youd get it in the mail
#1501 [14:10] <mib_cehba7> guest45591 ya i know it happens to me too
#1502 [14:10] <mib_cehba7> noo not realy ... lol
#1503 [14:10] <trap> so how do I get this fixed?
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#1505 [14:11] <studioexit> hello is here any mac guru ?
#1506 [14:12] <Guest45591> It really isnt broken. Go to minecraft.net and just click on play in browser. or you can download it to your computer from there also. If you want it on your grandsons computer, just give him the username and password you used when you ordered the game, and he can get it on his computer
#1507 [14:12] <Iridium> so how do i make an order sensitive button combination lock?
#1508 [14:13] <Guest45591> Agreed. We need a mac guru up in here.
#1509 [14:14] <studioexit> i really need help anyone ? mac guru hunter here :)))
#1510 [14:14] <Creeper> Yahoo! I finally selected and deleted that damn red box-chicken and game works correctly! :D
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#1512 [14:15] <trap> He used a user name and password that day and does not remember it so how can I get it fixed to have control of it in my name where i always have to write things down. LOL
#1513 [14:15] <mib_m4scv0> hi i need help my minecraft isnt working its saying to update drivers please help
#1514 [14:16] <Guest45591> I think you can say you forgot your username and have an email with both username and password sent to whatever email you registered with. Just go to the login page. It should be there.
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#1516 [14:17] <|Kiikun|> :senduser
#1517 [14:17] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1518 [14:17] <|Kiikun|> :resetpass
#1519 [14:17] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1520 [14:17] <trap> i did that and couldn't get it to work
#1521 [14:18] <|Kiikun|> yeah... the email sender might be sorta borked... took someone 1.5 hours to get it.. thrae still hadnt gotten it after 3
#1522 [14:18] <studioexit> Question about playing Minecraft in a browser? i have a macbook pro yes I have tried in safari, firefox and google chrome. So my problem is....When I open Minecraft classic which is free now online, it downloads all packages, asks permission for access to my computer, and then has a security thing that says "the applications digital signature has been verified. Do you want to run the application?" so i press yes, and then it asks a
#1523 [14:18] <studioexit> the game should be. Do i need a program or to download something? PLZ HELP.
#1524 [14:19] <Guest45591> same here. exact same problem.
#1525 [14:19] <trap> I have been on the computer for 2 hrs and I am not good with them as I am in a totaly different generation.
#1526 [14:20] <studioexit> guest45591---- i was searching like whole interent and nothing i am frustrated as never
#1527 [14:20] <|Kiikun|> studioexit: as youre on a mac, you probably already have java installed.
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#1529 [14:20] <studioexit> yes i have java instaled
#1530 [14:20] <Guest45591> same
#1531 [14:20] <studioexit> i have a macbook pro 10.6.8
#1532 [14:20] <Guest45591> once again. same.
#1533 [14:21] <trap> help help
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#1535 [14:22] <trap> is any one there?
#1536 [14:22] <|Kiikun|> studioexit: your playing on www.minecraft.net/classic/play ?
#1537 [14:23] <studioexit> yes
#1538 [14:23] <Guest45591> No. But it doesnt work either. Im on beta. tried em both
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#1540 [14:23] <trap> so do I have to start all over?
#1541 [14:24] <|Kiikun|> i have a feelign this is a macbook issue. if both classic and beta are having problems
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#1544 [14:24] <|Kiikun|> trap: either wait for the username request/pass reset emails... or try guessing them
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#1546 [14:24] <Guest45591> Ok. Yeah. So any idea how to fix it?
#1547 [14:25] <bugweiser> hello ihave a question
#1548 [14:25] <mib_cehba7> yes?
#1549 [14:25] <studioexit> so any suggestions kiikun ???
#1550 [14:25] <|Kiikun|> i dont know how to fix macs sorry :P
#1551 [14:25] <|Kiikun|> hang around till Scott comes on? he may have a few ideas.
#1552 [14:25] <Guest45591> When does he get on?
#1553 [14:25] <Scott> You don't fix macs.
#1554 [14:25] <Scott> They don't break. :)
#1555 [14:25] * GreyVulpine pffts
#1555 [14:26] <Guest45591> Yeah? Mine sure aint workin.
#1556 [14:26] * GreyVulpine kicks Scott's mac till it breaks.
#1556 [14:26] <Scott> User error!
#1557 [14:26] <|Kiikun|> Scott: sure. tell that to studioexit and Guest45591 :P
#1558 [14:26] <bugweiser> minecraft dont run
#1559 [14:26] <trap> I have tried for 3 mo. and have not been able to solve this problem
#1560 [14:26] <bugweiser> it stopped by done loading
#1561 [14:26] <Scott> If you want to explain your issue, i'll tell you how to resolve it if I know how.
#1562 [14:26] <Guest45591> They serve the users.
#1563 [14:26] <Guest45591> allrighty friend.When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
#1564 [14:27] <studioexit> Question about playing Minecraft in a browser? i have a macbook pro yes I have tried in safari, firefox and google chrome. So my problem is....When I open Minecraft classic which is free now online, it downloads all packages, asks permission for access to my computer, and then has a security thing that says "the applications digital signature has been verified. Do you want to run the application?" so i press yes, and then it asks a
#1565 [14:27] <studioexit> we have the exact same problem :)
#1566 [14:27] <bugweiser> also what i have to do and could you scribe itin german
#1567 [14:27] <studioexit> 10.6.8 macbook pro
#1568 [14:27] <Guest45591> yes. same except i have beta but classic wont work either
#1569 [14:28] <Scott> As far as I know, classic doesn't work on OS X.
#1570 [14:28] <Scott> I never bothered to figure out why but it never worked for me.
#1571 [14:28] <Scott> Now as for beta, it should work.
#1572 [14:28] <studioexit> soo no minecraft for me :((((
#1573 [14:29] <Scott> Guest45591: You have beta?
#1574 [14:29] <Guest45591> Ah, but it does not
#1575 [14:29] <bugweiser> it workes at me one day and then it dont run anytime
#1576 [14:29] <studioexit> no i dont have beta i try to play classic but nothing
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#1578 [14:29] <Guest45591> Yessir
#1579 [14:30] <Guest45591> Same problem as studioexit.
#1580 [14:30] <Guest45591> Want me to post details again?
#1581 [14:31] <trap> scott do you guys have some one that can contact me personally? I am sick of spending so much time on this and 3 mo. I really just want my money back if some one can"t fix this last three mo. of hell
#1582 [14:31] <Scott> We don't work for Mojang.
#1583 [14:31] <Scott> Mojang does not provide refunds to my knowledge.
#1584 [14:32] <Scott> Guest45591: Click the apple menu > about this mac
#1585 [14:32] <Guest45591> trap. You can wait for the email or try to remember the password.
#1586 [14:32] <Guest45591> ok.
#1587 [14:32] <Scott> What version?
#1588 [14:32] <Guest45591> 10.6.8
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#1590 [14:32] <Scott> Okay
#1591 [14:32] <Scott> click on software update under the same menu
#1592 [14:32] <Scott> install any updates
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#1594 [14:33] <Guest45591> Already have
#1595 [14:33] <Scott> Okay
#1596 [14:33] <shmoo> my minecraft shuts down all the time can anybody help me?
#1597 [14:33] <Scott> open finder
#1598 [14:33] <trap> well that is what I have been told no refund but we want the game just can't get any one to replay other than the same stupid replay
#1599 [14:33] <Guest45591> ok.
#1600 [14:33] <Scott> Press command + shift + g and type the following in the prompt: ~/Library/Application Support/
#1601 [14:33] <Scott> Do you see a minecraft folder?
#1602 [14:33] <Mahabu> Hey can i get some help? My minecraft wont work after the update screen >.<
#1603 [14:34] <shmoo> my minecraft shuts down all the time
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#1605 [14:34] <Guest45591> yes
#1606 [14:35] <trap> I don't know that much about the computer and that is why I need help
#1607 [14:36] <Guest45591> I found the folder
#1608 [14:37] <Mahabu> My minecraft was working just two days ago, i have ZERO ideas why its doing this to me now >.<
#1609 [14:37] <trap> by watching this screen the last 2 days seems I am not the only one that is scruded
#1610 [14:37] <Mahabu> Oh other ppl have been having issues too?
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#1612 [14:39] <Guest45591> Scott!! What do I do now?
#1613 [14:40] <Mahabu> Is there only one person here helping?
#1614 [14:40] <Guest45591> Well, since I'm a mac, this dude has been the only one who can help me.
#1615 [14:40] <Vlam> Hello, I've got a big problem with my account, anyone know how to contact Notch or a programer of his team please?
#1616 [14:40] <Guest45591> But yeah. pretty much.
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#1618 [14:41] <Vlam> hum... noone can help me?
#1619 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> Vlam - Haven't told us exactly what your problem is
#1620 [14:42] <Vlam> ok, it's a bit long
#1621 [14:42] <Vlam> I bought the game when it was in pre-alpha
#1622 [14:42] <Vlam> then, I stopped playing for few months
#1623 [14:42] <Vlam> and I want to connect back
#1624 [14:43] <Vlam> but my account isn't recognized
#1625 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> What error(s) do you get?
#1626 [14:43] <Guest45591> Scott. What do I do now? Don't give me false hope man. What dost I clicketh now?
#1627 [14:43] <Vlam> and I've got an error message when I try to connect
#1628 [14:43] <Vlam> oups an error occured with an id
#1629 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Vlam - If it's an error report, please paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#1630 [14:43] <studioexit> scott ? are you alive :)
#1631 [14:44] <Vlam> ok
#1632 [14:44] <Vlam> it's an application error
#1633 [14:44] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, wishlist?
#1634 [14:44] <Vlam> and "this exception has been loged with id..."
#1635 [14:45] <Vlam> each time I try to connect, the error change -.-
#1636 [14:45] <Mahabu> The issue i'm having is that my Minecraft wont do anything after the update screen, it just goes blank and sits there.
#1637 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> Vlam - Try uninstalling java completely and reinstalling it fresh from java.com?
#1638 [14:46] <Vlam> it's not even Java, it's when I try to connect on minecraft.net =/
#1639 [14:46] <Vlam> and this on all my device
#1640 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> I need to know what exactly the error says
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#1642 [14:47] <Skull_bounche> Hi
#1643 [14:47] <Mahabu> I'll login fine and the updates work, but nothing happens afterward.
#1644 [14:47] <Mahabu> i have tried uninstalling and reinatalling too
#1645 [14:47] <Vlam> http://pastebin.com/VLJamNAE
#1646 [14:47] <Vlam> but it change each time
#1647 [14:47] <Skull_bounche> can anyone give me the Gl 1.3 mod ?
#1648 [14:47] <Vlam> it's after clicking on forgot my password and entering my account
#1649 [14:47] <Vlam> try it yourself please
#1650 [14:48] <Vlam> click on forgot my password and enter DarkVlam
#1651 [14:48] <Vlam> you'll see =/
#1652 [14:49] <Vlam> GreyVulpine so ^^"?
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#1654 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> PM coming your way
#1655 [14:50] <Vlam> PM? Excuse me I'm not english
#1656 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> private message.
#1657 [14:51] <Vlam> understood, ty
#1658 [14:51] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/Ce6byc Can anyone help me whit this ?
#1659 [14:51] <Skull_bounche> wait
#1660 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> There's.. nothing there
#1661 [14:51] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/TagCRL This
#1662 [14:52] <Skull_bounche> srry
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#1665 [14:52] <shmoo> how do i light dynamite
#1666 [14:52] <robinj244> Flint and steel
#1667 [14:53] <shmoo> how
#1668 [14:53] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpin can u help me whit that ?
#1669 [14:53] <RobinJ24> Flint and iron
#1670 [14:53] <shmoo> thnx
#1671 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Yes, uninstall java 7, uninstall all versions of java from your system. Reinstall 6
#1672 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> 7 has been known to cause problems
#1673 [14:53] <Skull_bounche> ok
#1674 [14:54] <shmoo> how do yu know that?
#1675 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Also, may want to look at updating windows XP with SP3 as well
#1676 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> You're a bit behind
#1677 [14:54] <Skull_bounche> I have tryed to download SP3 But i never find the right file...
#1678 [14:55] <Skull_bounche> I have many problems whit that ....
#1679 [14:55] <Guest45591> Will 7 cause problems on mac?
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#1681 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> I don't believe apple's released any java 7 for macs
#1682 [14:56] <Skull_bounche> Must i uninstall J2SE Runtime Environment 5.0 update 4 ?
#1683 [14:56] <jdkman> im trying to run minecraft on luinx mint 11 but it keeps crashing. help?
#1684 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> At least, not in the apple updater, and lion doesn't come with any java at all
#1685 [14:56] <Guest45591> ok. crap. i have no idea what to do. this guy started to help me. and then got off.
#1686 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - I would recommend uninstalling all versions of java
#1687 [14:56] <studioexit> guest45591 did you get any help ???
#1688 [14:56] <Skull_bounche> ok
#1689 [14:56] <Guest45591> nope.
#1690 [14:56] <jdkman> i should re install java?
#1691 [14:56] <Guest45591> scott is still idle.
#1692 [14:57] <studioexit> i am thinking of instaling ubuntu :)
#1693 [14:57] <Guest45591> Got me into the minecraft folder. Then left.
#1694 [14:57] <studioexit> in my minecraft folder there is no single file nothing
#1695 [14:58] <Guest45591> I got a bunch of stuff. But no idea how to fix the problem.
#1696 [14:58] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine can u help me get SP3 ?
#1697 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Try doing the java thing first
#1698 [14:58] <Skull_bounche> ok
#1699 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> The SP3 isn't needed, just something nice to have updated
#1700 [14:59] <Skull_bounche> I need SP3 to tortoiseSVN
#1701 [14:59] <jdkman> im trying to run minecraft on luinx mint 11 but it keeps crashing. help?
#1702 [14:59] <Sardonicus> :P *Einstein* :P
#1703 [15:00] <jdkman> i have it set as an exicutable, and it opens. but it crashes
#1704 [15:00] <Skull_bounche> Dident work GreyVulpine
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#1706 [15:01] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/gSZhKO GreyVulpine this time i got this
#1707 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - You've reinstalled java 6 fresh?
#1708 [15:01] <Skull_bounche> I hav reinstalled
#1709 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> I still see java 5 installed on that. Could you look into that.
#1710 [15:02] <jdkman> i have it installed
#1711 [15:02] <jdkman> minecraft opens but crashes
#1712 [15:02] <Skull_bounche> I have to reboot comp i think ...
#1713 [15:04] <Skull_bounche> brb must reboot computer
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#1715 [15:07] <jdkman> im trying to run minecraft on luinx mint 11 but it keeps crashing. help?
#1716 [15:07] <jdkman> i really need help asap
#1717 [15:07] <jdkman> im trying to run a minecraft club
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#1719 [15:10] <luke> Bought and downloaded Minecraft and keep getting kicked off after a minute or so. I have tried re-downloading and updating Java and getting rid of old games that were just taking up space... Nothing seems to make a difference. I would really like help to figure this out and not have wasted my money.
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#1721 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> luke - Got any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid that generate?
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#1724 [15:11] <mib_1hxli1> hello
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#1726 [15:11] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpie
#1727 [15:11] <mib_1hxli1> can someone help
#1728 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1729 [15:11] <mib_1hxli1> my mc doesn't work it comes up with an error message on desktop
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#1731 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_1hxli1 - Could you please copy the contents of that, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it so that we may read it?
#1732 [15:12] <mib_1hxli1> called pic then random numbers
#1733 [15:12] <Karmareaper1103> Uhm can someone help me...?
#1734 [15:12] <Guest45591> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
#1735 [15:12] <mib_1hxli1> pastebin
#1736 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Yes, pastebin
#1737 [15:12] <Skull_bounche> Error when pressing minecraft: The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupted
#1738 [15:13] <Karmareaper1103> I keep getting my minecraft screen then it'll freeze... Can someone help me?
#1739 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Yeah, java's at fault, try completely uninstalling java again. Something's still there.
#1740 [15:13] <Skull_bounche> omg
#1741 [15:14] <mib_1hxli1> http://pastebin.com/uwNrcktH
#1742 [15:14] <Karmareaper1103> Hello?
#1743 [15:14] <mib_1hxli1> my computer is about 3 years old
#1744 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Your computer is not 3 years old
#1745 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> It's more like 10.
#1746 [15:15] <luke> yes, it says error minecraft has been disconnected. and then it kicks me off.
#1747 [15:15] <mib_1hxli1> but its got preaty beast ghz
#1748 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> luke - But do you get any error reports?
#1749 [15:15] <Skull_bounche> I got java 7 back lol ?
#1750 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_1hxli1 - I doubt it, give us a dxdiag
#1751 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_1hxli1 win/dxdiag
#1752 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mib_1hxli1: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1753 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mib_1hxli1: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1755 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - I wouldn't recommend it, install 6 only
#1756 [15:15] <mib_1hxli1> ?
#1757 [15:16] <Karmareaper1103> Can anyone help???
#1758 [15:16] <Skull_bounche> i cant delete it :O
#1759 [15:16] <luke> thats all it says
#1760 [15:16] <mib_1hxli1> so is that issue being fixed in 1.9..?
#1761 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Not for your computer.
#1762 [15:16] <Karmareaper1103> So can someone help me?
#1763 [15:16] <mib_1hxli1> why?
#1764 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - You haven't told us what your problem is at all
#1765 [15:16] <Karmareaper1103> Yes i have
#1766 [15:16] <Karmareaper1103> Twice
#1767 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_1hxli1 - Your computer is much too old to run minecraft
#1768 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Which is?
#1769 [15:17] <mib_1hxli1> 1.7.3 worked perfectly
#1770 [15:17] <mib_1hxli1> on far and everything else
#1771 [15:17] <Karmareaper1103> I can get to my minecraft screen with the options as in - ''Multiplayer Single Player'' etc. and then it just freezes
#1772 [15:17] <Skull_bounche> mib gets the same error as me
#1773 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> mib's error is a bit different from yours Skull_bounche
#1774 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - What do you mean it "freezes"?
#1775 [15:18] <mib_1hxli1> does your's crash once you get into a game (like 10 sec-1 min after)
#1776 [15:18] <Karmareaper1103> It just freezes up at the main screen
#1777 [15:18] <Karmareaper1103> Can't click ANYTHING
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#1779 [15:18] <Skull_bounche> o
#1780 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Could you try uninstalling java using a program called JavaRA
#1781 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> Skull_bounche win/javara
#1782 [15:18] <VoxelHead> Skull_bounche: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1783 [15:18] <VoxelHead> Skull_bounche: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1784 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Has it worked before?
#1785 [15:19] <Karmareaper1103> Yes it worked 2 days ago
#1786 [15:19] <luke> no error report besides the disconnection.
#1787 [15:19] <Karmareaper1103> I mean i've had it for abt 3 months now
#1788 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Could you try a force update using the launcher? If that doesn't work, reinstall minecraft completely
#1789 [15:19] <Karmareaper1103> Yup
#1790 [15:19] <Karmareaper1103> Tried the force update
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#1792 [15:20] <mib_1hxli1> is their a release date for 1.9 yet?
#1793 [15:20] <Karmareaper1103> But how do I uninstall minecraft?
#1794 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_1hxli1 - Nov 19
#1795 [15:20] <Skull_bounche> What am i gonna press on javara
#1796 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - What OS are you on?
#1797 [15:20] <mib_1hxli1> ok thanks
#1798 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Uninstall older versions
#1799 [15:20] <Karmareaper1103> ...?
#1800 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Windows? Mac? Linux?
#1801 [15:20] <Karmareaper1103> Windows 7
#1802 [15:20] <Guest45591> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
#1803 [15:20] <Guest45591> HELP
#1804 [15:20] <Skull_bounche> need to close explorer
#1805 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1806 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Look for the .minecraft folder. Go inside, delete everything but the saves folder
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#1808 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Delete the launcher that you use to launch minecraft, and redownload it from minecraft.net/download
#1809 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Once you run minecraft again, it should redownload fresh files for you
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#1811 [15:22] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/uNFxGL This came Grey
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#1814 [15:22] <Karmareaper1103> Ok now what?
#1815 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Looks good, now reinstall java 6
#1816 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Run minecraft?
#1817 [15:22] <Skull_bounche> ok
#1818 [15:22] <luke> hello
#1819 [15:23] <mib_1hxli1> skull what OS are you on?
#1820 [15:23] <mib_1hxli1> im on XP
#1821 [15:23] <thatguy> Help! All my friends are able to play the game offline but I cant, what to do?
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#1823 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - Did you buy minecraft?
#1824 [15:23] <thatguy> no
#1825 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - Minecraft beta is not free
#1826 [15:23] <Karmareaper1103> Still doesn't work
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#1828 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> If your friends are playing minecraft without paying, they're pirating minecraft. We will not assist with pirating minecraft here
#1829 [15:24] <Karmareaper1103> ...
#1830 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Same error?
#1831 [15:24] <Karmareaper1103> Yup
#1832 [15:24] <Skull_bounche> Grey when is 1.9 coming out ?
#1833 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Could I get a dxdiag from you?
#1834 [15:24] <mib_1hxli1> 19 nov
#1835 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Minecon, about Nov 19
#1836 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> Karmareaper1103 win/dxdiag
#1837 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Karmareaper1103: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1838 [15:24] <Skull_bounche> ok
#1839 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Karmareaper1103: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1840 [15:25] <Skull_bounche> java 6 download now im trying
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#1842 [15:25] <Guest45591> seriously. will someone help me, or am I just going to be ignored?
#1843 [15:25] <mib_1hxli1> skull what OS are you on?
#1844 [15:25] <Skull_bounche> XP
#1845 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> Guest45591 - Sorry, I don't know much about macs. not many people here are.
#1846 [15:26] <mib_1hxli1> can you change your password on MC?
#1847 [15:26] <Skull_bounche> Grey the same error
#1848 [15:26] <Guest45591> Yeah. I figured that. Suck. I wonder if 1.9 will fix this bug if that's what it is.
#1849 [15:26] <Skull_bounche> Now i cant get on mc -.-
#1850 [15:27] <Karmareaper1103> Same error
#1851 [15:27] <Guest45591> That scott guy was helping but then got off.
#1852 [15:27] <Skull_bounche> Guest whats your problem ?
#1853 [15:27] <Guest45591> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
#1854 [15:27] <mib_1hxli1> im just going to hope 1.9 will fix all our errors
#1855 [15:27] <thatguy> ok heres what they do: Create a user, click download game, log in again when it tells you to, then it says user not premium and under there it says play offline. then they click there and play the game, thats not pirating
#1856 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - That's pirating. They don't get the files without a paid for, premium account
#1857 [15:28] <Karmareaper1103> GreyVulpine Getting the same error
#1858 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - The only way to get the offline files, is by logging in with a premium account. Or pirating
#1859 [15:28] <mib_1hxli1> par'd
#1860 [15:28] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine i got the same error
#1861 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Sec
#1862 [15:28] <Karmareaper1103> Greyvulpine dude nothing's working
#1863 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Could i get the latest error report from you?
#1864 [15:29] <thatguy> im 100 percent shure they didnt pirate it try with a new account
#1865 [15:29] <mib_1hxli1> Grey your really smart :)
#1866 [15:29] <mib_1hxli1> helping everybody
#1867 [15:29] <Skull_bounche> The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installatin or the runtime is corrupted
#1868 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - I will bet you money that if they go to the launcher, and press "force Update" in the options menu, that "play offline" button will not be lit
#1869 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - That's still java.. hmm
#1870 [15:30] <thatguy> well it is lit now
#1871 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - Could you get teamviewer?
#1872 [15:30] <thatguy> and they play 1.8.1
#1873 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> ??> Skull_bounche teamviewer
#1874 [15:30] <VoxelHead> Skull_bounche: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1875 [15:30] <VoxelHead> Skull_bounche: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1876 [15:30] <mib_1hxli1> mine isnt but i had to change the propertys for minecraft to get it to work thats why (i've brought the game)
#1877 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> thatguy - You have my answer. They're pirating it.
#1878 [15:30] <Skull_bounche> ok grey
#1879 [15:31] <Karmareaper1103> Grey!
#1880 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, one sec.
#1881 [15:31] <Karmareaper1103> :p
#1882 [15:31] <thatguy> then you have a lousy defence against piraters when kids can pirate it without even knowing it
#1883 [15:32] <Guest45591> Well now you know
#1884 [15:32] <Guest45591> so dont do it
#1885 [15:32] <mib_1hxli1> you can get arrested for pirecy
#1886 [15:32] <mib_1hxli1> *piracy
#1887 [15:32] <Guest45591> Or more likely fined.
#1888 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Once you ran minecraft again, you're still getting the same error at the main menu?
#1889 [15:33] <mib_1hxli1> propably didnt spell that right :P
#1890 [15:33] <Karmareaper1103> Yezzir
#1891 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - And you deleted everything in .minecraft except for saves?
#1892 [15:33] <Karmareaper1103> Yup
#1893 [15:33] <thatguy> also i cant even play the classic one, my pc to old
#1894 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Could you try a java uninstall/reinstall?
#1895 [15:33] <Karmareaper1103> Meh , I'll try
#1896 [15:34] <TheNytangel`> GreyVulpine, LIST
#1897 [15:34] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#1897 [15:34] <TheNytangel`> :)
#1898 [15:35] <Guest45591> Hey, you. TheNytangel. you know anything bout macs?
#1899 [15:35] <TheNytangel> I'm a windows person
#1900 [15:35] <Guest45591> SUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
#1901 [15:35] <TheNytangel> What do you need help with
#1902 [15:35] <Guest45591> nobody can help me
#1903 [15:35] <Guest45591> When i try to play in browser on my mac, it says the applications digital signature cannot be verified and do i want to run the application. after clicking run, all i get is a white screen where the game should be. Im on OS X 10.6
#1904 [15:36] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine i did pm you
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#1907 [15:36] <TheNytangel> Again, I know nothing about macs :P
#1908 [15:36] <Guest45591> Well, then why did you ask about my problem?
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#1911 [15:41] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, list? -_-
#1912 [15:41] <wazzup> I dont know if i should buy the game, my pc cant even handle the classic one
#1913 [15:41] <wazzup> its a five year old fujutsi designed for Windows XP
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#1915 [15:42] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine
#1916 [15:42] <Karmareaper1103> GreyVulpine NOW It won't open at all
#1917 [15:42] <Skull_bounche> haha
#1918 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> bleh
#1919 [15:42] <Skull_bounche> Grey are u from norway ?
#1920 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> I am not.
#1921 [15:42] <Karmareaper1103> Pleaaase help
#1922 [15:43] <wazzup> still it cant handle the old one so i doubt it can handle the new
#1923 [15:43] <wazzup> i am from norway
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#1925 [15:44] <wazzup> hello?
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#1927 [15:45] <ebonicmaser> afternoon
#1928 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Do you get any error reports?
#1929 [15:46] <ebonicmaser> how do I enable the error log. The game runs stable for me for roughly 15-20 min and the ctd soon after that. it happens everytime I play on this machine
#1930 [15:46] <Karmareaper1103> No it doesnt even opeN
#1931 [15:46] <ebonicmaser> and the system is more than suffcient to run mc
#1932 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - You should see a file named hs_err_pid that generates when minecraft ctds
#1933 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Did you reinstall java?
#1934 [15:47] <ebonicmaser> does minecraft install, or is it only run from the exe?
#1935 [15:48] <ebonicmaser> thanks for the help grey, I got a ton of the error files. Anyone here that could read it?
#1936 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - Upload one to pastebin.com
#1937 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> Give us the URL to it
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#1939 [15:49] <ebonicmaser> http://pastebin.com/bQsE222K
#1940 [15:49] <Iridium> when i try to take a screeny i get an error message
#1941 [15:50] <Iridium> failed to save: java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: number of reamaining buffer elements is 2047032, must be at least 4979520
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#1943 [15:51] <mib_eli76t> i get an error message when i tried to launch it for the first time
#1944 [15:51] <Karmareaper1103> GreyVulpine I uninstalled it and reinstalled it
#1945 [15:52] <Iridium> nm i fixed it by restarting the client
#1946 [15:52] <mib_eli76t> "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode."
#1947 [15:53] <mib_eli76t> i tried everything
#1948 [15:54] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine
#1949 [15:54] <Grim_Reaper> mib_cehba7 what have you tried?
#1950 [15:54] <Grim_Reaper> mib_eli76t *
#1951 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> Karmareaper1103 - Check that you've reinstalled java correctly
#1952 [15:54] <mib_eli76t> its installed
#1953 [15:55] <mib_eli76t> i did it multiple times
#1954 [15:55] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine what if i turn my pc off and on ?
#1955 [15:56] <Skull_bounche> I gives it a try¨
#1956 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> Sure
#1957 [15:56] <mib_eli76t> i tried reinstalling java, reinstalling minecraft, turning my computer on and off
#1958 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_eli76t - How about updating your video drivers?
#1959 [15:57] <mib_eli76t> did that
#1960 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> How?
#1961 [15:58] <ebonicmaser> mib look at this article http://tinyurl.com/3dfu5ye
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#1963 [16:00] <ebonicmaser> did you by chance look at my error log grey?
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#1965 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - Are you running a program called xpslit by any chance?
#1966 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> or xplitgamesource?
#1967 [16:02] <mib_eli76t> thank you
#1968 [16:02] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine!!!
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#1970 [16:02] <TheNytangel> Is it that hard?
#1971 [16:03] <ebonicmaser> sometimes, not always
#1972 [16:03] <Puddles> Hello?/
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#1975 [16:04] <Tanrex> hey, can anybody help me with buildcraft?
#1976 [16:04] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine i can just give up now the minecraft.exe will not open....
#1977 [16:05] <Tanrex> it crashes my MC
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#1980 [16:05] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine
#1981 [16:06] <Skull_bounche> Can anyone help me ?
#1982 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> Skull_bounche - There's still something screwy with java on your system.
#1983 [16:06] <ebonicmaser> have some paitence
#1984 [16:06] <Tanrex> have you reinstalled MC?
#1985 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - I believe that xsplit is something that's causing your problem
#1986 [16:06] <Skull_bounche> But What ?
#1987 [16:07] <ebonicmaser> thank you grey. I'll run the game without xs running and see what results I get.
#1988 [16:07] <Skull_bounche> I cant uninstall java
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#1990 [16:08] <Tanrex> may i have some help with buildcraft?
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#1992 [16:09] <Hawkhead> minecraft not working
#1993 [16:11] <Hawkhead> BMW
#1994 [16:12] <Hawkhead> BMW's are cool!
#1995 [16:13] <Hawkhead> school
#1996 [16:14] <Hawkhead> BMW BMW BMW
#1997 [16:15] <Hawkhead> HELLO:D?
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#1999 [16:16] <Hawkhead> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#2000 [16:18] <TheNytangel> ...
#2001 [16:18] <Hawkhead> !?!?!?
#2002 [16:18] <TheNytangel> Stop
#2003 [16:19] <Hawkhead> stop what?
#2004 [16:19] <TheNytangel> Spammin
#2005 [16:19] <TheNytangel> Spamming*
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#2007 [16:19] <Hawkhead> i am only 10
#2008 [16:19] <TheNytangel> So?
#2009 [16:20] <TheNytangel> Doesn't mean you can spam
#2010 [16:20] <Hawkhead> ?
#2011 [16:20] <TheNytangel> ?? dont/spam
#2012 [16:20] <Hawkhead> bye
#2013 [16:21] <TheNytangel> VoxelHead...
#2014 [16:21] <mib_cehba7> what spam?
#2015 [16:21] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine
#2016 [16:22] <mib_cehba7> minecraft dont work..
#2017 [16:23] <TheNytangel> AuBot, you are either Kealper right now, or Kealper got you GS
#2018 [16:23] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine Now all java stuff has been fucked up on my comp
#2019 [16:23] * AuBot kicked Skull_bounche from #minecrafthelp (Reason: kull_bounche :Please keep it civil.)
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#2021 [16:24] <Kealper> ?? bots
#2022 [16:24] <Kealper> Understudy: arn't you supposed to be learning from Vox? sheesh
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#2024 [16:25] <mib_cehba7> umm my minedraft dont work can anyone help me ?
#2025 [16:26] <mib_cehba7> yea its a question
#2026 [16:26] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2027 [16:26] <Kealper> dangit
#2028 [16:26] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2029 [16:26] <Kealper> woh, vox is LAGGY
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#2031 [16:27] <mib_cehba7> im asking you to help me cuz my minecraft wont open at all and java dony work.....
#2032 [16:27] <mib_cehba7> dont
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#2034 [16:27] <TheNytangel`> Kealper, could have invited Nano into the channel :P
#2035 [16:28] <Kealper> TheNytangel`: meh, vox seems to be "working" so that's good enough
#2036 [16:28] <mib_cehba7> ask:
#2037 [16:28] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: saying "it doesn't open" doesn't give me much to go on
#2038 [16:28] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: have you tried reinstalling Java?
#2039 [16:28] <mib_cehba7> can i have help my minecraft wont work on vista.
#2040 [16:28] <mib_cehba7> yes and java dont work
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#2042 [16:29] <mib_cehba7> my minecraft user is : Devon8911. i payed and everything..
#2043 [16:29] <Kealper> hmm...vox is probably going to go down again
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#2045 [16:29] <Kealper> anyways....
#2046 [16:29] <mib_cehba7> kealper yes i tryed .
#2047 [16:30] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: does it show any errors or anything? or does it just not do anything at all?
#2048 [16:30] <mib_cehba7> i click minecraft and it does nothing ..
#2049 [16:30] <Kealper> are you trying to play the downloaded version or the one in the browser?
#2050 [16:30] <mib_cehba7> i have a pc vista .
#2051 [16:30] <mib_cehba7> download.
#2052 [16:31] <mib_cehba7> downloaded version
#2053 [16:31] <Kealper> try http://www.minecraft.net/game
#2054 [16:31] <mib_cehba7> ok brb
#2055 [16:31] <Kealper> if it doesn't work, leave it right there and tell me
#2056 [16:31] <bblewitt> can anyone help me because my account is not premium when I have receipt to prove that I have bought a premium account.
#2057 [16:32] <Kealper> bblewitt: how long ago did you buy it?
#2058 [16:32] <mib_cehba7> kealper im on the page now .
#2059 [16:32] <mib_cehba7> and im loged in .
#2060 [16:32] <bblewitt> 1/11/2010
#2061 [16:33] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: is it working? or is it just a black/white box?
#2062 [16:33] <mib_cehba7> its working .
#2063 [16:33] <Kealper> bblewitt: 2010? that's kind of a while back..are you sure you are using the correct account information?
#2064 [16:33] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: ok, so it works fine inside the browser?
#2065 [16:33] <bblewitt> yes I am to login to the client
#2066 [16:33] <mib_cehba7> the game or >?
#2067 [16:34] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: the game
#2068 [16:34] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: the one that is on that website
#2069 [16:34] <mib_cehba7> on the internet or downloaed one ?
#2070 [16:34] <mib_cehba7> ok brb
#2071 [16:34] <mib_cehba7> let me try.
#2072 [16:34] <mib_cehba7> kealper nope it doesent work...
#2073 [16:34] <bblewitt> I even clicked on forgot user name and password to make sure that I have got the correct user name and password
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#2075 [16:35] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: ok, look in the bottom right of your screen, by the computer clock, there should be a little white coffee cup icon, do you see it?
#2076 [16:35] <mib_cehba7> noo i dont have that.
#2077 [16:36] <Kealper> bblewitt: unfortunately it sounds like an issue that only Mojang can solve, and we're just volunteers here...might be worth it to email daniel@mojang.com and tell him what's happening, and give proof of purchase and the username
#2078 [16:36] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: ok then, would you like to try a simple program that can help get some information on why it is not working?
#2079 [16:37] <mib_cehba7> sure i guess.
#2080 [16:37] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: also, i assume it has not worked before...right?
#2081 [16:37] <mib_cehba7> could help
#2082 [16:37] <bblewitt> ok thanks for the help
#2083 [16:37] <mib_cehba7> no it never worked ...
#2084 [16:37] <mib_cehba7> i bought it 3 days ago ..
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#2087 [16:38] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: download this, save it somewhere, and then run it: http://mc.kealper.com/mchelp/mcdebug.exe
#2088 [16:38] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2089 [16:38] <mib_cehba7> brb
#2090 [16:38] <bblewitt> sorry again i clicked the red X by acident so can u send me the email again please
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#2092 [16:38] <hutt132> Does this freeze mean that 1.9 wont come out for a while?
#2093 [16:38] <skippydippy> I can log in to the website, but the actual program installed on my computer has said it can't connect for several days. Thoughts?
#2094 [16:39] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: just click the "Run Minecraft" button, and when it opens Minecraft, log in and wait for it to stop working..when it stops follow the instructions in a little window that will pop up
#2095 [16:39] <mib_cehba7> Kealper ok its open .
#2096 [16:39] <Kealper> bblewitt: daniel@mojang.com
#2097 [16:39] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2098 [16:39] <Kealper> hutt132: no, a "feature freeze" means that all features they plan to add have been added, and they will spend the remaining time working on bugs
#2099 [16:40] <hutt132> So is there an ETA on when it will be released?
#2100 [16:40] <mib_cehba7> kealper i sent it
#2101 [16:40] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: one moment
#2102 [16:40] <Kealper> hmm...
#2103 [16:40] <mib_cehba7> what?
#2104 [16:40] <Kealper> hutt132: i've heard that 1.9 will be released at MineCon next month
#2105 [16:41] <Kealper> skippydippy: have you checked to make sure no firewall or antivirus software is blocking it?
#2106 [16:41] <hutt132> A whole month....
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#2108 [16:41] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2109 [16:41] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: it seems that your client is not outputting any information that could help debug the issue :/
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#2112 [16:42] <mib_cehba7> kealper what how ?
#2113 [16:42] <mib_cehba7> i have a good windows vista computer.
#2114 [16:42] <Kealper> follow what VoxelHead is about to tell you
#2115 [16:43] <Kealper> ??> mib_cehba7 win/dxdiag
#2116 [16:43] <VoxelHead> mib_cehba7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2117 [16:43] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2118 [16:43] <VoxelHead> mib_cehba7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2119 [16:43] <mib_cehba7> whats win/dxdiag?
#2120 [16:43] <mib_cehba7> :o
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#2122 [16:44] <Kealper> it's a command to make that VoxelHead program say what it said
#2123 [16:44] <mib_cehba7> how do i open it ?
#2124 [16:44] <Kealper> that user named VoxelHead just told you what to do
#2125 [16:44] <mib_cehba7> i dont have a win key :...
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#2127 [16:45] <Kealper> ??> mib_cehba7 win/key
#2128 [16:45] <VoxelHead> mib_cehba7: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2129 [16:45] <Kealper> VoxelHead makes life easier for the helpers in here :P
#2130 [16:46] <mib_cehba7> ohh ok
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#2132 [16:47] <mib_cehba7> kealper i opened it .
#2133 [16:47] <mib_cehba7> now what?
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#2135 [16:48] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: you've opened dxdiag and saved that log file VoxelHead told you to?
#2136 [16:48] <mib_cehba7> i saved it now i put it on the desktop?
#2137 [16:48] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: where ever is easy for you to remember, since you will need to open it in a few seconds
#2138 [16:49] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2139 [16:49] <Kealper> got it saved now?
#2140 [16:49] <mib_cehba7> yes and now its on my desktop
#2141 [16:50] <mib_cehba7> hello
#2142 [16:50] <mib_cehba7> ?
#2143 [16:50] <Kealper> ok now, open it up in something like Notepad or whatever, and right click, then click Select All, then copy it. after doing that, go to http://pastebin.com and paste it into that website, click Submit, then give me the URL that it sent you to
#2144 [16:50] <mib_cehba7> ok.
#2145 [16:51] <RobinJ24> Gone ghoting
#2146 [16:52] <Kealper> ghoting lol
#2147 [16:52] <mib_cehba7> kealper ok i pasted it now whaT?
#2148 [16:52] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: did you click the Submit button on that site?
#2149 [16:52] <mib_cehba7> wait what lol brb
#2150 [16:53] <mib_cehba7> there i clicked submit.
#2151 [16:54] <Kealper> what's the URL of that paste you just did? i can't find it on pastebin
#2152 [16:54] <mib_cehba7> what you mean ?
#2153 [16:54] <Hawkhead> hi
#2154 [16:54] <mib_cehba7> url like the name ?
#2155 [16:54] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: yes, in the address bar, the http://pastebin.com/somespamhere
#2156 [16:54] <Kealper> Hawkhead: hi
#2157 [16:55] <Hawkhead> :D
#2158 [16:55] <mib_cehba7> ok brb.
#2159 [16:55] <mib_cehba7> like is this what you mean ? :http://pastebin.com/NUs8J92V
#2160 [16:55] <Kealper> yes
#2161 [16:55] <mib_cehba7> ok there you go lol
#2162 [16:56] <Kealper> hmm...
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#2164 [16:56] <mib_cehba7> what ?
#2165 [16:56] <Kealper> that most definitely should not be having trouble...time to go over the usual culprits
#2166 [16:56] <mib_cehba7> ok.
#2167 [16:57] <mib_cehba7> i click on minecraft and nothing happens ..
#2168 [16:57] <mib_cehba7> is it cuz i have windows vista?
#2169 [16:57] <Kealper> well i meant usual culprits for why it isn't working
#2170 [16:57] <Kealper> no, that isn't the reason
#2171 [16:57] <mib_cehba7> ok
#2172 [16:58] <Kealper> first thing's first, have you updated your graphics drivers? if not, i'll give you a link to download and do so
#2173 [16:58] <mib_cehba7> umm i duno can i have the link just to make sure./\
#2174 [16:59] <Kealper> ok, one second
#2175 [16:59] <mib_cehba7> thx .
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#2177 [16:59] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: ok, download this and install it http://www.geforce.com/Drivers/Results/35052
#2178 [16:59] <mib_cehba7> ok brb.
#2179 [17:00] <Kealper> since you're on vista, you might need to restart your computer after it installs though
#2180 [17:00] <mib_cehba7> ok ..
#2181 [17:01] <mib_cehba7> kealper im downloading it right now ..
#2182 [17:01] <Hawkhead> :/
#2183 [17:02] <mib_cehba7> and now its instaling .
#2184 [17:02] <mib_cehba7> brb
#2185 [17:05] <Hawkhead> minecraft is not working
#2186 [17:05] <Kealper> Hawkhead: ok, care to be more specific? that doesn't give me much to go on
#2187 [17:07] <Hawkhead> it loads after it loads it turns into a black screen
#2188 [17:07] <mib_cehba7> lol just like me
#2189 [17:07] <Hawkhead> isee
#2190 [17:07] <Kealper> Hawkhead: has it always done this or has it worked before?
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#2192 [17:08] <mib_cehba7> Kealper almost done downloading./
#2193 [17:09] <Hawkhead> i bought the game on Tuesday and it has always done that
#2194 [17:09] <mib_cehba7> Kealper its done downloading now what?
#2195 [17:09] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: run it to install the latest graphics drivers
#2196 [17:09] <mib_cehba7> run it ? its done it finished.
#2197 [17:10] <mib_cehba7> lol
#2198 [17:10] <Kealper> ??> Hawkhead win/dxdiag
#2199 [17:10] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2200 [17:10] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2201 [17:10] <mib_cehba7> we know that lol
#2202 [17:10] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: oh, you already ran it once it was done downloading?
#2203 [17:10] <mib_cehba7> yes.
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#2205 [17:11] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: and it didn't ask you to restart? odd...i didn't think vista could do that...meh, try running Minecraft now then?
#2206 [17:11] <mib_cehba7> ok brb
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#2208 [17:12] <mib_cehba7> Kealper nope it doesent work .
#2209 [17:13] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: are you 120% sure you installed it after downloading it? as in...a setup program came up and you had to click next a ton of times, etc?
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#2211 [17:13] <mib_dwucaa> I tried to play minecraft classic online but it says fatal error. How to play it?
#2212 [17:14] <Kealper> mib_dwucaa: what sort of "fatal error"?
#2213 [17:14] <mib_cehba7> doesn't install at all. minecraft.exe file not letting me run it
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#2215 [17:15] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: i meant the graphics driver thing you just downloaded, not Minecraft
#2216 [17:15] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/GsMKpXWp that one
#2217 [17:15] <mib_cehba7> i instaled it .
#2218 [17:15] <mib_dwucaa> Hold on I'll check
#2219 [17:17] <Kealper> Hawkhead: one second
#2220 [17:17] <mib_cehba7> Kealper?
#2221 [17:17] <mib_cehba7> i instaled it
#2222 [17:17] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: then i'm not sure what it could be, it should be working on your computer :/
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#2224 [17:18] <mib_cehba7> .....
#2225 [17:18] <mib_cehba7> i duno i might have to get a new computer like windows 7 ..
#2226 [17:18] <Kealper> Hawkhead: download and install this: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#2227 [17:18] <mib_cehba7> oh wait maybey cuz i have no java?
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#2229 [17:19] <Kealper> Hawkhead: make sure to get the full "Catalyst Software Suite" and NOT the "WDM Integrated Driver", that software suite has the full driver that you need
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#2231 [17:19] <yoshi> can anyone help me?
#2232 [17:19] <findow> It's me again as findow
#2233 [17:19] <mib_cehba7> kealper is it cuz i have no java?
#2234 [17:19] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: uhh...you appear to have Java installed...although now that i think about it, that could be broken
#2235 [17:19] <mib_cehba7> broken?
#2236 [17:19] <mib_cehba7> :o
#2237 [17:20] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: go in to the Control Panel, and click on Programs and Features in there...wait for that list to build, then uninstall anything that has "Java" in it's name....then tell me when you are done
#2238 [17:20] <mib_cehba7> yea its posible,,
#2239 [17:20] <mib_cehba7> ok
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#2241 [17:21] <username> I am having lag in the multiplayer. but a week ago, I was fine. any ideas??
#2242 [17:21] <findow> It's saying fatal error(1):Unable to load logo and progressbar images
#2243 [17:21] <Kealper> username: what sort of lag? really choppy movement? or is everything (like talking or breaking blocks) delayed?
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#2245 [17:22] <Kealper> findow: O.o...that's...something i haven't heard of before...
#2246 [17:22] <Scott> Well...
#2247 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> findow - Classic?
#2248 [17:22] <Kealper> findow: i would say try clearing your browser's cache but i'm not sure if that would make a difference
#2249 [17:22] <Scott> I was going to help that guy earlier
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#2251 [17:22] <Scott> but I have no internet.
#2252 [17:22] <findow> Yeah
#2253 [17:22] <Scott> I'm tethering on 4G at the moment.
#2254 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> That's a common issue in classic kealper
#2255 [17:22] <Scott> Fiber cut ._.
#2256 [17:22] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: is it? i don't really keep up on Classic anymore
#2257 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> And yeah, clearing the cache would be the solution
#2258 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2259 [17:23] <Kealper> Scott: ouch
#2260 [17:23] <Hawkhead> it says i have to restart my computer so see you soon!
#2261 [17:23] <Scott> I couldn't even use dial up if I wanted now :(
#2262 [17:23] <Kealper> Hawkhead: good luck lol
#2263 [17:23] <Scott> We dumped the landline.
#2264 [17:23] <Kealper> Scott: lol, do the dial up nodes use that fiber, too?
#2265 [17:23] <Kealper> oh
#2266 [17:24] <Scott> Thankfully, AT&T doesn't use this fiber.
#2267 [17:24] <Scott> I think it's actually Quest/CenturyLink fiber.
#2268 [17:24] <findow> Any other suggestions?
#2269 [17:24] <Scott> Qwest*
#2270 [17:24] <Kealper> findow: clear browser cache, should work again so i'm told
#2271 [17:24] <Grim_Reaper> Hi scott :3
#2272 [17:25] <Scott> hi
#2273 [17:25] <Grim_Reaper> How are you?
#2274 [17:25] <mib_cehba7> Kealper: it says to i have to close my browser so that java can update
#2275 [17:25] <findow> Alright,I'll see if it works
#2276 [17:25] <Kealper> mib_cehba7: well, stop by here again once it's done lol
#2277 [17:26] <Litmeuplol> Hi, My minecraft cuts too a black screen in browser and if i try it in download every time i try to loging it says login failed, any help guys?
#2278 [17:27] <Litmeuplol> Anybody?
#2279 [17:27] * Kealper frolics off into the distance
#2279 [17:28] <Litmeuplol> Can anybody help me with my problem?
#2280 [17:28] <Ryladine> Whats your problem?
#2281 [17:29] <Litmeuplol> My minecraft cuts too a black screen inbrowser and if i try it in download every time i try to loging it says login failed, any help guys?
#2282 [17:29] * mib_kshjw5 [mib_kshjw5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2283 [17:29] <Ryladine> What version of java are you running?
#2284 [17:29] <Litmeuplol> emm
#2285 [17:29] <Ryladine> ?? java/version
#2286 [17:29] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2287 [17:29] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2288 [17:29] <Litmeuplol> how do i check?
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#2290 [17:29] <Stazz> [java.lang.IllegalStateException: Function is not supported] crash, anybody got any solutions?
#2291 [17:30] <LaoTzu> hi all
#2292 [17:30] <Ryladine> Stazz, what version of java are you running?
#2293 [17:30] <LaoTzu> just bought the game a few days ago
#2294 [17:30] <Ryladine> ?? java/versopm
#2295 [17:30] <Ryladine> ?? java/version
#2296 [17:30] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2297 [17:30] <Stazz> Hang on Ryladine let me check
#2298 [17:30] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2299 [17:30] <LaoTzu> and was looking for the address to a multiplayer survival server
#2300 [17:30] <Litmeuplol> what should i do for my problem?
#2301 [17:30] <Stazz> Version 6 Update 27
#2302 [17:31] <Ryladine> LaoTzu: This is a support channel, try in #smp
#2303 [17:31] <LaoTzu> ok, thanks
#2304 [17:31] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: You naver told me what version of java you were running.
#2305 [17:31] <Litmeuplol> how do i check?
#2306 [17:31] <Ryladine> ??> Litmeuplol java/version
#2307 [17:31] <VoxelHead> Litmeuplol: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2308 [17:31] <VoxelHead> Litmeuplol: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2309 [17:31] <Stazz> Version 6 Update 27
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#2311 [17:31] <Stazz> is that out of date
#2312 [17:31] <hutt132> Is there a mod that lets you control mods like taking endermen and creepers out?
#2313 [17:32] <Ryladine> No, thats the correct version stazz
#2314 [17:32] <hutt132> for the default mc server software?
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#2316 [17:32] <Stazz> So any idea why I crash?
#2317 [17:32] <Ryladine> hutt: This is not a channel for modding.
#2318 [17:32] <Litmeuplol> Version 6 Update 26
#2319 [17:32] <Ryladine> ??> hutt132 mods
#2320 [17:32] <VoxelHead> hutt132: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2321 [17:32] <VoxelHead> hutt132: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2322 [17:32] <Ryladine> I know stazz, give me a moment please.
#2323 [17:32] <Stazz> Sure.
#2324 [17:32] <Ryladine> stazz: Can you post the entire error report on pastebin for me please?
#2325 [17:32] <hutt132> ryladine where do i go to get help?
#2326 [17:33] <Litmeuplol> ehm, my java version is Version 6 Update 26
#2327 [17:33] <Ryladine> hutt132: Read voxel's message to you.....
#2328 [17:33] <Litmeuplol> ?
#2329 [17:33] <Stazz> http://mibpaste.com/Omcyoo
#2330 [17:33] <hutt132> i did there is no irc link in it
#2331 [17:33] <Litmeuplol> any ideas guys?
#2332 [17:33] <Ryladine> hutt132: Yes, there is at least one IRC link. You can also try #risucraft
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#2334 [17:34] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Try disabling any AV/Firewall software.
#2335 [17:34] <mib_2exxt7> ummm kealper?
#2336 [17:34] <mib_2exxt7> kealper?
#2337 [17:34] <Litmeuplol> is my java outdated?
#2338 [17:34] <Litmeuplol> its Version 6 Update 26
#2339 [17:34] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: No
#2340 [17:34] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Try disabling any AV/Firewall software.
#2341 [17:34] <Jammy> http://i55.tinypic.com/nv5xt3.png can someone help me out with how to get this door to work? :P i've given up on it :<
#2342 [17:34] <mib_2exxt7> weres kealper?
#2343 [17:34] <Ryladine> mib_2exxt7: Please do not ping the helpers multiple times.
#2344 [17:34] <Jammy> and i know my drawing skills are poor :P
#2345 [17:35] <mib_2exxt7> sorry i was taking to him earlyer an dhe ask me to come back and talk to him ..
#2346 [17:35] <mib_2exxt7> ryladine can you get him ?
#2347 [17:35] <Ryladine> mib_2exxt7: Be patient, he will notice he was pinged in time, if he does not come right away he may be away.,
#2348 [17:35] <mib_2exxt7> ok ..
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#2350 [17:36] <mib_2exxt7> ryladine i was doing somthing he told me to do
#2351 [17:36] <mib_2exxt7> he asked me to uninstal java
#2352 [17:36] <mib_2exxt7> abd now im lost ...:o
#2353 [17:36] <Ryladine> lol.
#2354 [17:36] <mib_2exxt7> lol
#2355 [17:37] <mib_2exxt7> waiting for meh buddy waiting being patient lol
#2356 [17:38] <Ryladine> mib_2exxt7: I don't know for certain, but the next step would probably be reinstalling java from java.com Be sure to get the correct version for your OS, you might want to try that if you wait for more than 30 minutes. But I would wait for him as long as you can just to be sure.
#2357 [17:38] <Ryladine> Ahh!
#2358 [17:38] <Ryladine> stazz: There we go. Your problem is drivers.
#2359 [17:38] <Ryladine> stazz: Please follow the dirrections voxelhead gives you.
#2360 [17:38] <mib_2exxt7> ok .... ryladine do you know him or ..
#2361 [17:38] <Stazz> Ok.
#2362 [17:39] <Ryladine> I do not know him out of this channel no.
#2363 [17:39] <Ryladine> ??> stazz win/dxdiag
#2364 [17:39] <VoxelHead> stazz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2365 [17:39] <mib_2exxt7> oh ok
#2366 [17:39] <VoxelHead> stazz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2367 [17:39] <mib_2exxt7> voxelhead?
#2368 [17:39] <mib_2exxt7> you know were kealper is lol?
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#2370 [17:39] <Ryladine> Voxelhead is a bot.
#2371 [17:40] <mib_2exxt7> oh ok lol
#2372 [17:40] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Do you have what I asked for?
#2373 [17:41] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: sorry getting people confused, did you try what I asked*
#2374 [17:41] <Litmeuplol> ehm, i turned the firewall on kaspersky and deleted .minecraft and ran it again in download mode. It re-downloaded .minecraft and then closed on itself
#2375 [17:41] <Kealper> ok baclk
#2376 [17:41] <Kealper> back*
#2377 [17:41] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: got Java uninstalled and stuff now?
#2378 [17:41] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Kasperksy is likely your problem, please try to disable it completely and try again.
#2379 [17:41] <Ryladine> I mean all anti virus features as well as the firewall.
#2380 [17:42] <Litmeuplol> and if i restart minecraft and login the window goes to like 99% percent loading then closes
#2381 [17:42] <Stazz> Ryladine, information is too large for PasteBin, any particular part you want?
#2382 [17:42] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Did you completely disable kaspersky.
#2383 [17:42] <Ryladine> stazz: Not mibpaste, just pastebin.
#2384 [17:42] <Ryladine> pastebin.com
#2385 [17:42] <Ryladine> An entire dxdiag should fit there.
#2386 [17:43] <Stazz> I sent it to your PM box.
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#2388 [17:43] <Litmeuplol> i guess that works
#2389 [17:43] <Litmeuplol> now what?
#2390 [17:44] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Do you know how to make exceptions for it? If not I can see if anyone else here can help you.
#2391 [17:44] <Litmeuplol> what do you mean?
#2392 [17:45] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: The next step is making an exception rule to kaspersky so you can play minecraft with it on.
#2393 [17:45] <Litmeuplol> i cant even play minecraft with it off though!
#2394 [17:46] <Ryladine> stazz: Your drivers are not too old... but give me a bit of time to see if I can find a newer version for you.
#2395 [17:46] <mib_2exxt7> kealper i can play minecraft now ..
#2396 [17:46] <mib_2exxt7> remember me ?
#2397 [17:46] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: oh, getting Java fixed worked?
#2398 [17:46] <Ryladine> Why did you say <Litmeuplol> i guess that works Then?
#2399 [17:46] <mib_2exxt7> kealper
#2400 [17:46] <mib_2exxt7> kealper yes but now i open the game and a error ..
#2401 [17:46] <Litmeuplol> i mean closing kaspersky because i didnt know you could jsut exit it
#2402 [17:46] <Litmeuplol> sorry for misleading
#2403 [17:46] <Ryladine> mmm...
#2404 [17:46] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: what's the error say?
#2405 [17:47] <mib_2exxt7> kealper hold on ..
#2406 [17:47] <Ryladine> Alright, since that didn't fix it, I''ll ignore the can't login error for now and focus on your black screens in the browser. can you give me a dxdiag please?
#2407 [17:47] <Ryladine> ??> Litmeuplol win/dxdiag
#2408 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Litmeuplol: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2409 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Litmeuplol: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2410 [17:47] <Litmeuplol> what?
#2411 [17:48] <Ryladine> Read voxelheads message and follow the directions.
#2412 [17:48] <Ryladine> Fff flirefox crashed
#2413 [17:48] <mib_2exxt7> Kealper it says this:ai error occured (2): access denied (java.util.propertypermission user.home etc
#2414 [17:49] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: right click Minecraft.exe and select "Run as Administrator"
#2415 [17:49] <Litmeuplol> saved it, now what?
#2416 [17:49] <mib_2exxt7> ok brb
#2417 [17:50] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: read the entire message please....
#2418 [17:50] <mib_2exxt7> Kealper OMG THX YOUR THE BEST!!!!!
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#2420 [17:50] <g> Kealper: Wtf is up with DopeGhoti?
#2421 [17:50] <mib_2exxt7> Kealper IT WORKS
#2422 [17:50] <montezuma> ??
#2423 [17:50] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: before you go off, i want to tell you how to always run it as administrator by default
#2424 [17:50] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: right click Minecraft.exe and select Properties
#2425 [17:51] <mib_2exxt7> ok
#2426 [17:51] <mib_2exxt7> thx.
#2427 [17:51] <g> Click the compatibility tab
#2428 [17:51] <Kealper> mib_2exxt7: click on the Compatibility tab at the top of that window that came up, and look for a check box that says "Run this program as an administrator" and check it..click OK and try it out
#2429 [17:51] <g> And check the box that says "Run as an Administrator"
#2430 [17:51] <g> blargh
#2431 [17:51] <Kealper> g: also, dunno, but he is DCing a ton lol
#2432 [17:52] <mib_2exxt7> ok thx kealper i wana go play now lol buy
#2433 [17:52] <mib_2exxt7> bye
#2434 [17:52] * Kealper waves
#2434 [17:52] <mib_2exxt7> oops
#2435 [17:52] <Ryladine> stazz: download and isntall these drivers, then restart your computer and try again.
#2436 [17:52] <g> needs less op more +q
#2437 [17:52] <Ryladine> stazz: http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/280.26/280.26-desktop-win7-winvista-32bit-english-whql.exe
#2438 [17:52] <g> then he r not nick
#2439 [17:52] <Ryladine> stazz: nvm
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#2441 [17:53] <Stazz> Hm?
#2442 [17:53] <Litmeuplol> ------------------
#2443 [17:53] <Kealper> baddascii: normally with a name like that i would say change it as it could be offensive, but since very few people will actually get it....i'll allow it
#2444 [17:53] <baddascii> Anyone good at making minecraft work?
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#2446 [17:53] <baddascii> lol
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#2450 [17:54] <baddascii> ya it is a unique name have had it for 20 years
#2451 [17:54] <baddascii> :)
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#2454 [17:54] <Kealper> lol
#2455 [17:54] <Kealper> Litmeuplol: playing with the revolving door?
#2456 [17:54] <TheNytangel> Kealper, I get it
#2457 [17:54] <Litmeuplol> sorry.
#2458 [17:54] <Litmeuplol> http://pastebin.com/ntksfyG9
#2459 [17:54] <Kealper> baddascii: what's the issue?
#2460 [17:54] <Ryladine> alright,. one moment Litmeuplol
#2461 [17:55] <baddascii> ok, so this is my delema... I can not log in to the game
#2462 [17:55] <Ryladine> stazz: Alright, after fighting with nvidia's site a bit more, here are the correct drivers.
#2463 [17:55] <Ryladine> stazz: http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/280.26/280.26-desktop-win7-winvista-64bit-english-whql.exe
#2464 [17:55] <baddascii> it keeps saying that I need to check my internet access
#2465 [17:55] <Litmeuplol> when i ran DXDIAG i had kaspersky off FYI.
#2466 [17:55] <Stazz> Thanks.
#2467 [17:55] <Kealper> baddascii: have you tried both the downloaded client and the web version?
#2468 [17:55] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Thats fine, kaspersky shouldn't effect the dxdiag
#2469 [17:55] <baddascii> just the DL version
#2470 [17:56] <Litmeuplol> okay.
#2471 [17:56] <baddascii> the trial works
#2472 [17:56] <Kealper> baddascii: try http://www.minecraft.net/game
#2473 [17:56] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Hmmm Your drivers aren't that old... Before I have you do that were any error files being generated?
#2474 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> what?
#2475 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> oh
#2476 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> in minecraft?
#2477 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> no...
#2478 [17:57] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: were any files called something like hs_err_pad being generated when you tried running MC?
#2479 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> you know the darker shade of computer black right?
#2480 [17:57] <baddascii> ok this is what I get..
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#2482 [17:57] <baddascii> load: class net.minecraft.Launcher not found. java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.Launcher
#2483 [17:57] <Litmeuplol> when this bug happens.
#2484 [17:58] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: I'm not certain what you mean.
#2485 [17:58] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Ah.
#2486 [17:58] <Litmeuplol> the minecraft screen goes to a lighter shade and freezes
#2487 [17:58] <Thrae> baddascii: What OS are you using? Windows? Mac? Linux?
#2488 [17:58] <Kealper> baddascii: this is going to sound odd, but i'm fairly certain there is a "!" inside your windows user profile
#2489 [17:58] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Yeah, the screen goes black on the browser version, and your client refuses to connect to minecraft.net.
#2490 [17:58] <Litmeuplol> i guess so
#2491 [17:58] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Is all of that information still correct?
#2492 [17:58] <Litmeuplol> it does not show me the login screen
#2493 [17:59] <baddascii> Windows 7
#2494 [17:59] <Litmeuplol> what information
#2495 [17:59] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: ....
#2496 [17:59] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: You never see the login screen at all?
#2497 [17:59] <Litmeuplol> in the browser version i dont
#2498 [17:59] <Kealper> baddascii: is there or has there ever been an exclamation mark inside your windows user profile name?
#2499 [17:59] <baddascii> "!" ??
#2500 [17:59] <Thrae> baddascii: Yeah, then I agree with Kealper. Must be a "!" in your Windows username, like a username named "Hithere!"
#2501 [17:59] <baddascii> no..
#2502 [18:00] <baddascii> it is craig
#2503 [18:00] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: In the browser you login on the site, there is no login screen to see.
#2504 [18:00] <Thrae> baddascii: Did you ever change it from something else?
#2505 [18:00] <Litmeuplol> oh right
#2506 [18:00] <Litmeuplol> i forgot
#2507 [18:00] <baddascii> let me check on a couple things...
#2508 [18:00] <baddascii> brb
#2509 [18:00] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Did minecraft ever work for you? Sorry if you already answered this but I've been helping several different people, I need to line out which issues were youres.
#2510 [18:01] <Litmeuplol> it worked for a long time and just stopped tonight
#2511 [18:01] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Just tonight? Did you make any system changes?
#2512 [18:01] <Litmeuplol> not really.
#2513 [18:01] <Litmeuplol> i deleted items think it was another stupid memory error.
#2514 [18:01] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: You didn't try updating java, or modify your video drivers/settings?
#2515 [18:01] <Litmeuplol> eh
#2516 [18:01] <Litmeuplol> not yet no.
#2517 [18:03] <Litmeuplol> oh wait.
#2518 [18:03] <Litmeuplol> i got an eroor notepad
#2519 [18:03] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Ahh, Good please paste it on pastebin for me.
#2520 [18:03] <Litmeuplol> i only get error notepads from the downloadable version though?
#2521 [18:04] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: I don't know for certain. I can check the date to make sure it is for this error though.
#2522 [18:04] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Copy the contents of this error to www.pastebin.com and give us the link.
#2523 [18:04] <Litmeuplol> http://pastebin.com/m3qJiPLc
#2524 [18:05] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Go to http://www.java.com/en/download and update Java. You'll probably also have to update your video card drivers unless this is a Toshiba Satellite C660.
#2525 [18:06] <Litmeuplol> unless this is a what?
#2526 [18:07] <Litmeuplol> sorry, i dont understand that
#2527 [18:07] <Litmeuplol> do i update my java to the highest pssible?
#2528 [18:07] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Is this computer a Toshiba Satellite C660? I'm guessing no since it's a Windows XP machine.
#2529 [18:07] <Litmeuplol> its a custom built computer....
#2530 [18:07] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Yes, you want Java 6 Update 27. You currently have Update 26.
#2531 [18:08] <Litmeuplol> im prompted for update 29 though?
#2532 [18:08] <Litmeuplol> will it work?
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#2534 [18:08] <mohawk> i need help
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#2537 [18:10] <baddascii> ok... there has never been a "!" in any user names on this computer
#2538 [18:10] <Thrae> :j
#2539 [18:10] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#2540 [18:10] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Alright, now that I'm back on the right window.....
#2541 [18:10] <freefree> i would like to know if there is someone that can help me with the downloading of mods for minecraft
#2542 [18:10] <baddascii> ]any other ideas?
#2543 [18:10] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Yeah, Update 29 is fine
#2544 [18:10] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Give me a moment to locate your drivers, because it seems to be an opengl error.
#2545 [18:10] <Litmeuplol> okay, can i put kaspersky secruity back on again now?
#2546 [18:10] <mohawk> i have the null error problem anyone know what to do
#2547 [18:11] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Yeah, it should be fine on.
#2548 [18:11] <baddascii> I struggled to install Java on this computer it kept telling me
#2549 [18:11] <freefree> can someone HELP me Please
#2550 [18:11] <Ryladine> Hmm The radeon x series is legacy now right?
#2551 [18:11] <baddascii> i had no internet connection
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#2553 [18:13] <pacogutierrez> Hello
#2554 [18:13] <Thrae> baddascii: Install the Offline versions of both "Windows x86 Offline" and "Windows x64" with WugBot's link....
#2555 [18:13] <freefree> can someone in here help me or can they direct me to someone that can help?
#2556 [18:13] <Thrae> :j
#2557 [18:13] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#2558 [18:13] <pacogutierrez> I'm getting the Savin Chuncks gitch.
#2559 [18:13] <pacogutierrez> How do I fix it?
#2560 [18:13] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: What glitch? I'm unaware of any glitch like that.
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#2562 [18:14] <pacogutierrez> I play ad after a min or so, i says Saving Chuncks and ten itcrashes
#2563 [18:14] <Ryladine> Yeah... Thats a legacy driver now..
#2564 [18:14] <mohawk> how do i fix the null error
#2565 [18:14] <pacogutierrez> and it*
#2566 [18:14] <Thrae> freefree: No one can help you until you tell us what's wrong.
#2567 [18:14] <freefree> i have downloaded both aether and the tales of the kings and i did what they said in the videos to install but they are not working on my minecraft can someone help me
#2568 [18:14] <Thrae> mohawk: Do you have an error report you can paste to www.pastebin.com and give us the link?
#2569 [18:14] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Let me check the dates on the drivers but you may have the most up to date. It's psosible your card does not support dirextx 1.3 .....
#2570 [18:14] <Thrae> ??> freefree mods
#2571 [18:14] <VoxelHead> freefree: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2572 [18:14] <VoxelHead> freefree: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2573 [18:15] <Thrae> freefree: Also try #aethermod
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#2576 [18:15] <mohawk> no
#2577 [18:15] <pacogutierrez> The problem is that the error report is shown for one second then the screen turns black.
#2578 [18:15] <baddasciiBACK> ok locked up sorry
#2579 [18:15] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Beta or Classic?
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#2581 [18:15] <mohawk> beta
#2582 [18:15] <baddasciiBACK> please repeat what you said
#2583 [18:15] <pacogutierrez> Beta
#2584 [18:15] <Thrae> baddascii: Install the Offline versions of both "Windows x86 Offline" and "Windows x64" with http://goo.gl/h2OEh
#2585 [18:15] <mohawk> ok
#2586 [18:16] <pacogutierrez> I tried reinstalling it and no luck
#2587 [18:16] <Thrae> mohawk: I'm not talking to you unless I say "mohawk", your current nickname
#2588 [18:16] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: OK, are you using it through the launcher? And are you on Windows?
#2589 [18:16] <mohawk> ik
#2590 [18:16] <pacogutierrez> I tried both. Browser will just not load ANY world
#2591 [18:16] <pacogutierrez> Windows will load and then crash
#2592 [18:17] <baddasciiBACK> will try now thanks
#2593 [18:17] <baddasciiBACK> brb
#2594 [18:17] <mohawk> ......
#2595 [18:17] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: Alright... I can't guarantee this will fix it, these drivers are a whopping 14 days newer....
#2596 [18:17] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: go ahead and try this though: https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_dd_ccc.exe
#2597 [18:18] <Litmeuplol> ill try an upgraded java first
#2598 [18:18] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: You are on the correct version of java.
#2599 [18:18] <Litmeuplol> im on update 26
#2600 [18:18] <Litmeuplol> its upgrading to 29
#2601 [18:18] <Litmeuplol> ehm
#2602 [18:18] <pacogutierrez> I tried both. Browser will just not load ANY world
#2603 [18:18] <pacogutierrez> Windows will load and then crash
#2604 [18:18] <mohawk> i hate this null error
#2605 [18:19] <pacogutierrez> I am using a win vista
#2606 [18:19] <Litmeuplol> the update is kinda stuck at 99%...
#2607 [18:19] <Ryladine> Hmm I wasn't aware a newer version had been released than 26, go ahead and try it though.
#2608 [18:19] <Litmeuplol> oh wait
#2609 [18:19] <pacogutierrez> v1.9 is out?
#2610 [18:19] <Ryladine> Litmeuplol: ?
#2611 [18:19] <Litmeuplol> if firefox would stop derping
#2612 [18:19] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Please be patient for a moment.
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#2614 [18:20] <Thrae> Litmeuplol: Install the Offline versions of "Windows x86 Offline" with http://goo.gl/h2OEh
#2615 [18:21] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Download and use http://mc.kealper.com/mchelp/mcdebug.exe to launch and play Minecraft. When it crashes we'll get an automatic error report submitted to PasteBin.
#2616 [18:21] <pacogutierrez> Ok
#2617 [18:21] <mohawk> ........
#2618 [18:21] <Thrae> mohawk: Thanks for being patient. I want you to copy your error report to www.pastebin.com and give us the link after submit.
#2619 [18:22] <mohawk> how do i do that
#2620 [18:22] <Litmeuplol> i updated java do i need to delete .minecraft again?
#2621 [18:22] <Thrae> mohawk: Well, where are you getting this "Null" error?
#2622 [18:23] <mohawk> when i try to launch minecraft it said would you like to update and i did and it sadi fatul null error
#2623 [18:23] <pacogutierrez> I will close the IRC due to lck of RA
#2624 [18:23] <pacogutierrez> lack of RAM*
#2625 [18:24] <Litmeuplol> My minecraft works now
#2626 [18:24] <Litmeuplol> thnk you for taking your time to help me./
#2627 [18:24] <Litmeuplol> :D
#2628 [18:25] <Thrae> mohawk: What's the full error?
#2629 [18:26] <mohawk> its just not letting me play
#2630 [18:26] <Thrae> mohawk: Copy the full error message down and give it to us.
#2631 [18:27] <mohawk> guys im new to this how do i do that please
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#2634 [18:29] <lacrosse> hello, i just bought minecraft and when i go to download it, it says video disc driver error
#2635 [18:29] <Thrae> mohawk: Well there's two ways. Either you select the error message and then copy it using CTRL+C then paste it to www.pastebin.com using CTRL+V , or you physically type out the error message to someplace like Notepad (or just write it down).
#2636 [18:29] <Thrae> lacrosse: That's "Bad Video Card Drivers". There's no "Discs" involved. Are you on Windows?
#2637 [18:29] <mohawk> ok brb
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#2639 [18:30] <lacrosse> yes i am on windows
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#2642 [18:30] <Thrae> ??> lacrosse win/dxdiag
#2643 [18:30] <VoxelHead> lacrosse: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2644 [18:30] <pacogutierrez> It crashed
#2645 [18:30] <VoxelHead> lacrosse: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2646 [18:31] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Yeah I know. You're using Java 7, uninstall that in Add/Remove Programs or Programs and Features and install Java 6 (both x86 and x64) from WugBot's link:
#2647 [18:31] <Thrae> :j
#2648 [18:31] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#2649 [18:31] <lacrosse> okill try that java installation
#2650 [18:31] <Thrae> lacrosse: I asked you to give us your DxDiag information (well, VoxelHead asked you)
#2651 [18:31] <pacogutierrez> Ok I'll do that but, what is the diffrence?
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#2653 [18:32] <lacrosse> what is that?
#2654 [18:32] <baddascii> ok, back did not work
#2655 [18:32] <Thrae> lacrosse: I'm only talking to you when I say your nickname.
#2656 [18:32] <pacogutierrez> Wait, 64 and 86? I have a 16bit.
#2657 [18:32] <lacrosse> oh ok
#2658 [18:32] <baddascii> this is what I get load: class net.minecraft.Launcher not found. java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.Launcher
#2659 [18:33] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: You either have 32-bit or 64-bit.
#2660 [18:33] <lacrosse> what is the DxDiag information?
#2661 [18:33] <pacogutierrez> 16bit PC is what it says in Computer>Properties
#2662 [18:33] <Thrae> ??> lacrosse win/dxdiag
#2663 [18:33] <VoxelHead> lacrosse: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2664 [18:33] <VoxelHead> lacrosse: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2666 [18:34] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: To have a 16-bit version of Windows you'd have to have a version of Windows prior to Windows XP.
#2667 [18:34] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: What's your version of Windows?
#2668 [18:34] <pacogutierrez> It started off as a windows 95 hen 9 ten vista
#2669 [18:34] <pacogutierrez> I curently have vista SP1
#2670 [18:35] <pacogutierrez> Then 98 then vista*
#2671 [18:35] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Windows Vista only has 32-bit and 64-bit versions.
#2672 [18:35] <pacogutierrez> Really weird
#2673 [18:35] <pacogutierrez> I can send you a picture of Computer>Properties
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#2675 [18:36] <Thrae> pacogutierrez: Just uninstall Java 7 from Programs and Features and install both of those Java 6 versions.
#2676 [18:36] <pacogutierrez> Prepareing to remove...
#2677 [18:46] <baddascii> ok... come to the conclusion it is not java but a network problem
#2678 [18:46] <baddascii> anyone help?
#2679 [18:48] <Thrae> baddascii: What do you mean a network problem?
#2680 [18:50] <baddascii> because It keeps saying to check settings
#2681 [18:50] <baddascii> Something is not right with the computer
#2682 [18:51] <baddascii> just loaded it on another laptop and it worked fine]
#2683 [18:51] <Thrae> baddascii: Is this the Beta launcher or browser?
#2684 [18:52] <baddascii> both
#2685 [18:52] <baddascii> :(
#2686 [18:53] <baddascii> I have updated windows 7(64 bit) to sp 1
#2687 [18:56] <baddascii> beta launcher says "failed to update news" "java.net.SocketException:permission denied:connect "
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#2691 [18:58] <CrusaderDeleters> are you able to connect and play with mc?
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#2693 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> baddascii - That's because of your firewall/security software
#2694 [19:00] <baddascii> no
#2695 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> I'm 90% sure of it
#2696 [19:00] <clarjon1> baddascii: have you tried disabling your firewall?
#2697 [19:00] <baddascii> disabled firewall... hidden one?
#2698 [19:00] <clarjon1> i mean
#2699 [19:00] <clarjon1> baddascii: It's being blocked from connecting to a web page...
#2700 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> Either that, or you're running java 7
#2701 [19:01] <baddascii> 6- 29
#2702 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> Then it's your firewall
#2703 [19:02] <clarjon1> It can't be a network problem since your laptop
#2704 [19:02] <baddascii> ya, they are both laptops
#2705 [19:03] <baddascii> :(
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#2707 [19:04] <yoshi> Can anyone help me? Every time I try to buy the game it says you can't use your credit card for 24 hours, but its been 3 days.
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#2709 [19:05] <Thrae> yoshi: Sometimes people get this error message because Moneybookers can't verify your credit card / debit card authenticity without you first making a Moneybookers account. You can also use Paypal without an account to pay.
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#2716 [19:06] <Reloque> Where can I go to get help with account issues?
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#2719 [19:07] <yoshi> k
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#2722 [19:08] <Reloque> Does anybody know how I can contact Mojang?
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#2724 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> Concerning?
#2725 [19:08] <Reloque> Payment issues.
#2726 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.net/support
#2727 [19:08] <Reloque> It doesn't give a contact number.
#2728 [19:09] <Reloque> I have a valid credit card, I know for a fact (It is used all the time)
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#2741 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Why would it?
#2742 [19:09] <Reloque> Well, I don't know. There isn't any official way for me to get help.
#2743 [19:10] <Reloque> -I would like to pay for the game though-
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#2745 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> What are you using to pay for the game?
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#2747 [19:11] <Reloque> Amex card
#2748 [19:11] <Reloque> Not pre-paid.
#2749 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried paypal?
#2750 [19:12] <Reloque> Erm... no, but my card was suspended by moneybooks.
#2751 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> Then use paypal
#2752 [19:12] <Reloque> Let me see if I can.
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#2754 [19:14] <Reloque> -Have to wait a while, my dad is doing something
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#2763 [19:28] <Reloque> It worked.
#2764 [19:28] <Reloque> Thanks :)
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#2766 [19:32] <oldtopman> NetSplits FTW
#2767 [19:33] <oldtopman> I'm sure that there's someone on the other side dealing with 400mibbits :P
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#2770 [19:33] <otiuss> hi
#2771 [19:34] <otiuss> My premium account to purchase a gift code, was running normal, then she has returned to a normal account, please where do I contact to fix this? grateful
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#2773 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> otiuss - Did you buy this gift code?
#2774 [19:38] <otiuss> yes
#2775 [19:39] <otiuss> a friend send me the code, activities and were playing as premium normally, suddenly when I entered the account it was normal again
#2776 [19:39] <Thrae> ?? scam
#2777 [19:39] <VoxelHead> scam: If you bought from or were given a gift code that was bought from anywhere but minecraft.net it's a scam. Mojang does not give out discounts for purchasing gift codes so there's absolutely no profit to be made.
#2778 [19:39] <VoxelHead> scam: DO NOT purchase minecraft from any site other than minecraft.net, under any circumstances, period.
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#2780 [19:43] <otiuss> I do not know where the code was purchased, it happened to be on the official website birthday I got the code, tried to put him again, but says that this code has already been used, but I used but disappeared
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#2790 [19:47] <Thrae> otiuss: In 99.9% of the cases, an account made Premium with a gift code turns back to Normal due to scamming. Because of this Proof of Purchase of the gift code is required to contest the account change.
#2791 [19:48] * Sardonicus poops into Thrae's Nose
#2791 [19:48] <Sardonicus> eeeew
#2792 [19:49] <otiuss> how is this done?
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#2794 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Say I bought a minecraft gift code with my credit card for 15 euros. I turn around and sell it online for 10 euros. Am I out 5 euros? Where's my profit? Nope. I call my credit card, file a dispute on the purchase. I get the 15 euros back, and I'm up the 10 euros on the sell.
#2795 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> The person that purchased the gift code no longer has a valid premium account.
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#2800 [20:00] <ebonicmaser> could some explain to me how to increast JVM memory?
#2801 [20:00] <ebonicmaser> mc seems to stop working due to not enough jvm memory
#2802 [20:00] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: If you're using Windows you can use a batch file.
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#2804 [20:01] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: I can link you to a batch file you can use if you're using Windows.
#2805 [20:02] <ebonicmaser> how would I go about that, and doe this work like VM? using HDD space as memory or will it used my systems memory?
#2806 [20:02] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Virtual Memory is up to the operating system, not Java.
#2807 [20:02] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Are you using 32-bit Windows or 64-bit?
#2808 [20:03] <ebonicmaser> 64
#2809 [20:03] <ebonicmaser> win7 sp1
#2810 [20:03] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: One moment.
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#2814 [20:12] <ebonicmaser> that an awfully long moment :P
#2815 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - Have you installed 64 bit java?
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#2817 [20:14] <ebonicmaser> I believe so
#2818 [20:14] <mib_b6pscr> it says it cant upload 21.95 usd
#2819 [20:14] <mib_b6pscr> y?
#2820 [20:15] <mib_b6pscr> minecraft people?
#2821 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - Would you be willing to either uninstall java completely and install only the 64 bit java... or run
#2822 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/YhRXMsEU
#2823 [20:15] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Try using http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat in the same location as Minecraft.exe.
#2824 [20:16] <mib_b6pscr> when i try to buy minecraft it says it can not upload 21.95 USD
#2825 [20:16] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Try using http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat , placing it in the same location as Minecraft.exe.
#2826 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_b6pscr - What's the exact error? What service are you using? What are you using to pay?
#2827 [20:16] <mib_b6pscr> a credit crad
#2828 [20:16] <mib_b6pscr> card
#2829 [20:16] <ebonicmaser> one moment grey
#2830 [20:16] <mib_b6pscr> ok
#2831 [20:17] <ebonicmaser> 64 and 32 bit java are installed
#2832 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> ebonicmaser - Try Thrae's .bat
#2833 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> the exact error is it says 21.95 cant be uploaded and some other stuff and i am using a debt crad
#2834 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> card
#2835 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> Visa
#2836 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_b6pscr - Are you using minecraft.net?
#2837 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> yes
#2838 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_b6pscr - Could you try paying via paypal?
#2839 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> idk
#2840 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> i will rty
#2841 [20:19] <mib_b6pscr> try
#2842 [20:23] <mib_b6pscr> one question can i upload money to paypal using a debt card??
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#2844 [20:24] <ebonicmaser> ran the bat file and it tells me it cant find java 6 or 7 jre
#2845 [20:24] <mib_b6pscr> one question can i upload money to paypal using a debt card??
#2846 [20:25] <ebonicmaser> yes mib, you can like your paypal account to your debit card
#2847 [20:26] <ebonicmaser> http://pastebin.com/v1ABdiQn here is what I get in the cmd window
#2848 [20:27] * GreyVulpine pokes thrae
#2848 [20:28] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, no java?
#2849 [20:29] <TheNytangel> I dunno, but on line 12 they have ( but they don't have an ) afterwords
#2850 [20:29] <mib_b6pscr> how do you put money in paypal from card?
#2851 [20:29] <mib_b6pscr> so i can buy minecraft
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#2853 [20:30] <Faint> Help! I typed & then a and I crashed!
#2854 [20:30] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Hmm, I just made a new batch file, try http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat
#2855 [20:30] <Faint> Cool
#2856 [20:30] <Faint> BUT WHY DID I CRASH
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#2859 [20:31] <bletch> i need help
#2860 [20:31] <bletch> hello
#2861 [20:31] <Ryladine> Bletch: We're not telepaths, what do you need help with?
#2862 [20:31] <ebonicmaser> now it flashes the cmd window and closes
#2863 [20:32] <bletch> ok i went to the thing on the minecraft.net stuff
#2864 [20:32] <bletch> and i tried to log in to my account but my account was bought off ebay
#2865 [20:32] <Ryladine> ....
#2866 [20:33] <bletch> so can i have notches email?
#2867 [20:33] <Ryladine> Never buy accounts anywhere but minecraft.net it is almost always a scam.
#2868 [20:33] <Ryladine> Notch can't do anything for you because you have no proof of purchase.
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#2871 [20:33] <bletch> wht about the seller?
#2872 [20:33] <Ryladine> You wanted to buy it cheaper and made a big mistake.
#2873 [20:33] <bletch> ill get the resipt
#2874 [20:33] <Ryladine> Report them on ebay. It was a scam so they aren't going to do anything for you.
#2875 [20:34] <Ryladine> You bought the account, and they changed the pass to steal your money. End of story.
#2876 [20:34] <ebonicmaser> Thrae bat file only closed itself out
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#2878 [20:34] <bletch> yea... so u cant help me at all
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#2880 [20:34] <Ryladine> Besides telling you to buy it off minecraft.net... Nope.
#2881 [20:34] <Thrae> ebonicmaser: Blargh OK I'll try to fix it myself, until then, use http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft64bit.bat (just updated it)
#2882 [20:34] <ebonicmaser> contact ebay
#2883 [20:34] <bletch> yea i will there all f********
#2884 [20:34] <Ryladine> ??< index
#2885 [20:35] <Thrae> bletch: The only people that can help you are eBay and the escrow service you used -- Mojang got scammed as well as you.
#2886 [20:35] <Thrae> ?? scam
#2887 [20:35] <VoxelHead> scam: If you bought from or were given a gift code that was bought from anywhere but minecraft.net it's a scam. Mojang does not give out discounts for purchasing gift codes so there's absolutely no profit to be made.
#2888 [20:35] <VoxelHead> scam: DO NOT purchase minecraft from any site other than minecraft.net, under any circumstances, period.
#2889 [20:35] <Ryladine> Ah, I was looking to see if there was one of those XD
#2890 [20:35] <bletch> ok i wont eny more but its gone
#2891 [20:35] <ebonicmaser> that one worked thanks Thrae
#2892 [20:35] <ebonicmaser> this runs mc in 64bit I assume?
#2893 [20:35] <Ryladine> Whats the channel vox is in alone so I can go through the FAQ entries?
#2894 [20:36] <bletch> it was kinda my falt tho ill message the dude i got it from cus he is a close friend in rl he just needed some paypal monry
#2895 [20:36] <bletch> bye
#2896 [20:36] <ebonicmaser> wow some people ....
#2897 [20:37] <ebonicmaser> if you can't afford 20$ for a game maybe you should be gaming heh
#2898 [20:38] <mib_8hvhk2> so I bought minecraft in alfa and I used to get on it frequently untill beta came out but I haven't gotten on in forever. Now when I tried logging in the launcher said that I couldn't connect to the server. My internet connection is fine
#2899 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_8hvhk2 - Redownload the launcher from minecraft.net/download
#2900 [20:38] <mib_8hvhk2> ok thanks
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#2903 [20:39] <ebonicmaser> thanks for the help today Grey and Thrae
#2904 [20:39] <tmix> Hey guys. Yesterday I was asking for help regarding bad video card drivers. I received good help but non of it worked. I was set up with downloads for different video card drivers but my computer did not fix accept the download.
#2905 [20:41] <ebonicmaser> what card are you using?
#2906 [20:41] <tmix> How do I get to my dxdiag again, then I'll link you with the pastebin
#2907 [20:41] <ebonicmaser> click start
#2908 [20:42] <ebonicmaser> then type dxdiag
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#2910 [20:43] <tmix> http://pastebin.com/Z3ZRUL3C
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#2913 [20:44] <mr_wibble> not exactly sure what im doing, i purchased minecraft (os x) and when i try to log in i get a "user not premium" and a (not downloaded) message
#2914 [20:45] <Thrae> tmix: Yeah there's a possibility Minecraft won't work on this laptop due to Intel not properly supporting OpenGL. One sec.
#2915 [20:45] <tmix> I'm on a desktop
#2916 [20:46] <Thrae> tmix: Hmm for a desktop you have the option of putting a video card in there, which is required for most games.
#2917 [20:46] <tmix> I've been able to run all other games, first time this issue ever came up
#2918 [20:47] <Thrae> tmix: Try downloading http://downloadmirror.intel.com/12531/a08/win2k_xp142550.zip and follow the instructions on http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/sb/CS-022355.htm to use the Update Driver Wizard.
#2919 [20:48] <ebonicmaser> http://tinyurl.com/3bjceb7 is also a link to drivers
#2920 [20:48] <Thrae> tmix: You must not run many modern games, or rather casual games then. Any modern 3D game is going to run horribly, if at all, without a dedicated video card.
#2921 [20:48] <tmix> I've ran runescape, WOW, and a lot of other mmorpgs too
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#2923 [20:50] <Thrae> tmix: Runescape specifically has an old engine and isn't very graphically intensive. WoW is actually pretty good at being playable at the lowest settings without a dedicated video card, if you use DirectX. If you switched WoW to use OpenGL I bet it would fail.
#2924 [20:50] <tmix> Gotcha
#2925 [20:50] <mr_wibble> FFFFFFUUUUUUU someone halp
#2926 [20:52] <Ryladine> Wibble: no one can help you if they don't know what you need
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#2929 [20:56] <tmix> I have to restart my computer, then I'm going to test Minecraft. But I did not get an error on driver install this time. I'll be back to let you know if it worked.
#2930 [20:57] <mib_trkdp1> how do i continue installing it said there is an error?
#2931 [20:58] <mib_trkdp1> on minecraft
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#2940 [21:25] <cheez117> hello?
#2941 [21:25] * Thrae waves to cheez117
#2941 [21:26] <cheez117> my minecraft wont work D:
#2942 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> And why is that?
#2943 [21:26] <cheez117> when i sign it it goes to a crash report
#2944 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Would you be willing to share that crash report? Paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#2945 [21:27] <cheez117> alright
#2946 [21:27] <cheez117> http://pastebin.com/mrx7PX1f
#2947 [21:28] <cheez117> that should be the crash report
#2948 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> Could you completely uninstall java and reinstall it from java.com?
#2949 [21:29] <cheez117> cant do that without crashing alot of vauble stuff on the comp
#2950 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> No?
#2951 [21:30] <cheez117> yea no
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#2953 [21:30] <xXS3PH1R0THG0KUXx> um
#2954 [21:30] <xXS3PH1R0THG0KUXx> cheez117: ignoring the irony that is my name, there's next to no danger in uninstalling java
#2955 [21:30] <cheez117> ...
#2956 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate on why that is? I'm not telling you to completely uninstall java and forget about it.
#2957 [21:31] <cheez117> you know what
#2958 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Uninstalling java ensures that the install of java is clean.
#2959 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> And that there's no lingering files that would cause problems like this
#2960 [21:31] <cheez117> i may find some help somewere else now. that guy who is using my name is being a jerk
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#2962 [21:32] <AndrewPH> cheez117: I wasn't being a jerk
#2963 [21:32] <AndrewPH> cheez117: My name implied I was either stupid or very young. I was telling you to ignore that.
#2964 [21:32] <cheez117> then why say what you said andrew, that was rude
#2965 [21:33] <cheez117> good day to all you andrew ruined my help
#2966 [21:33] * GreyVulpine blinks
#2966 [21:33] <AndrewPH> ...what?!
#2967 [21:33] <Vin_> lol
#2968 [21:33] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2968 [21:33] <AndrewPH> I... what
#2969 [21:33] <Vin_> troll?
#2970 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> I.. don't know
#2971 [21:33] <AndrewPH> I feel like I just got violated
#2972 [21:34] <Vin_> you was publicly slandered
#2973 [21:34] <Vin_> was funny though
#2974 [21:35] <AndrewPH> <xXS3PH1R0THG0KUXx> um
#2975 [21:35] <AndrewPH> is um a bad word?
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#2979 [21:39] <mib_qyqgi1> why is it when i am playing that it keeps freezing and whenever i try and hit a tree to take it down it does not do anything. doesnt matter how many times i hit it
#2980 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> hold down your left mouse button
#2981 [21:43] <mib_qyqgi1> what would that do?
#2982 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Will allow you to break blocks
#2983 [21:45] <Scott> There is some guy being a massive troll. He has rogers. He appears to have a dynamic IP address. He may come here. ;)
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#2985 [21:46] <mib_09x1d7> h
#2986 [21:46] <mib_09x1d7> can someone help me?
#2987 [21:47] <mib_09x1d7> hello?
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#2989 [21:49] <mib_qyqgi1> why is it that when i am playing it is so slow and freezes. is there any way to fix that
#2990 [21:49] <Thrae> mib_qyqgi1: Are you using Windows, Mac, Linux? And are you playing Beta in your browser or via the launcher?
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#2992 [21:50] <dason> Hi guys, i purchased the game.. and i am unable to play it.. when i open the browser version it loads it up.. and ask me if i want to update or not.... i select either and it would just hang
#2993 [21:51] <dason> in my java console.. i tried checking for an error message... and this is what i find:
#2994 [21:51] <dason> java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.client.MinecraftApplet at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source) at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method) at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(Unknown Source) at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.G
#2995 [21:52] <dason> anybody here?
#2996 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Could you paste the entire console log at pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#2997 [21:53] <dason> http://pastebin.com/pEyuGMQN
#2998 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> When does this happen, are you trying classic or beta?
#2999 [21:55] <dason> Beta - in browser & even when i download client
#3000 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> What operating system? Has minecraft worked before?
#3001 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Has you tried the downloadable launcher?
#3002 [21:56] <dason> when i load, it will tell me New Update Available - Yes / Not Now
#3003 [21:56] <dason> if i click either. it will show a loading bar, and just hang there...
#3004 [21:56] <dason> i am running on a Windows 7 PC... a very high end pc
#3005 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#3006 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for "saves", then try minecraft again
#3007 [21:57] <dason> i have managed to play minecraft from the playable demo from PCG
#3008 [21:57] <mib_qyqgi1> i am using windows and i dont know what beta or via the launcher is
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#3011 [21:59] <dason> Still cannot.. i deleted as you mentioned.. and i try to load the game in browser
#3012 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> What happens when you try to run minecraft with the downloadable launcher that you get from minecraft.net/download?
#3013 [22:00] <dason> it automatically goes to updating minecraft, downloading packages... and hangs there with a loading bar
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#3015 [22:01] <mib_qyqgi1> Thrae i am using windows and i dont know what beta or via the launcher is
#3016 [22:01] <IIIZincIII> could some one get this question
#3017 [22:01] <dason> same issue.... login... then updating minecraft... and hangs
#3018 [22:01] <dason> hangs at downloading packages
#3019 [22:02] <IIIZincIII> hello?
#3020 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> dason - How far in the progress bar? Does it stop at a filename?
#3021 [22:02] <IIIZincIII> greyvulpine
#3022 [22:02] <dason> what i see if
#3023 [22:02] <dason> Updating Minecraft
#3024 [22:02] <dason> Downloading packages
#3025 [22:02] <dason> ===-------------------------------------------------
#3026 [22:03] <dason> that's it that i see.. and it hangs... the bar is around that long completed
#3027 [22:03] <IIIZincIII> hello?
#3028 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> dason - Do you have any security software or firewall application on your computer that may be blocking java?
#3029 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - You've never told us what your question was.
#3030 [22:04] <IIIZincIII> o
#3031 [22:04] <IIIZincIII> well on my server in the minecraft server list people say when its up and people can get on it says it has no conection
#3032 [22:05] * |Kiikun| keeps seeing zinc and thinking he's zinic :/
#3032 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - IP?
#3033 [22:05] <IIIZincIII> the ip works
#3034 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> What are people using to connect to your server?
#3035 [22:06] <dason> My pc has panda cloud antivirus & defender
#3036 [22:06] <IIIZincIII> 50.81.173.232:25565
#3037 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> !check 50.81.173.232:25565
#3038 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Server running?
#3039 [22:07] <IIIZincIII> yep
#3040 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't seem like it is.
#3041 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Or you haven't done port forwarding
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#3043 [22:08] <IIIZincIII> you helped me remember on that?
#3044 [22:08] <IIIZincIII> team veiwer
#3045 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: did kealper fix aubot giving the 'it works' when theres no connection?
#3046 [22:08] <dason> GreyVulpine... i turned off Windows Firewall and the game started immediately...
#3047 [22:09] <dason> thanks for the help...
#3048 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| = I have no idea
#3049 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> dason - Glad you got it figured out
#3050 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> !check 75.17.32.42:8675
#3051 [22:09] <dason> Thanks alot.. it was a great help...
#3052 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Erm, could you recheck your port forwarding?
#3053 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> !check 75.17.32.42
#3054 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> ok maybe he did
#3055 [22:10] <IIIZincIII> id think its the port forwarding because people on here say the port forwarding was good
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#3057 [22:10] <nalydnosbig> whenever i move in the game everything turns blue except animals, water, and fire. help?
#3058 [22:11] <Gazionetadmin> hey why when you reach the 25000 blocks from spawn mark it starts lagging like crazy how do i fix it?
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#3060 [22:11] <IM> hello?
#3061 [22:11] <IIIZincIII> any thing?
#3062 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Can I do a teamviewer session with you again?
#3063 [22:12] <IIIZincIII> ok
#3064 [22:12] <IM> i was going to make an adventure map but i wanted part of it in the ocean how do i get rid of the water fast and easily??
#3065 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> MCedit
#3066 [22:13] <IIIZincIII> greyvulpine
#3067 [22:13] <IM> any other way? it confuses me and it lags so much!
#3068 [22:13] <Gazionetadmin> %4hey why when you reach the 25000 blocks from spawn mark it starts lagging like crazy how do i fix it?%4
#3069 [22:13] <IIIZincIII> do you have it?
#3070 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - No, you need to PM me your Teamviewer info
#3071 [22:13] <Gazionetadmin> hey why when you reach the 25000 blocks from spawn mark it starts lagging like crazy how do i fix it?
#3072 [22:13] <IIIZincIII> how?
#3073 [22:14] <mib_qyqgi1> i am using windows and i dont know what beta or via the launcher is. why is it that when i am playing it freezes up a bunch
#3074 [22:14] <IM> is ther a way to get rid of some water fast besides mc edit???
#3075 [22:15] <IIIZincIII> how do i pm stuff
#3076 [22:15] <IIIZincIII> grey
#3077 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> /msg playername stuff you want to say in private
#3078 [22:15] <IM> any one have some suggestions of programes?
#3079 [22:16] <IM> besides MCEdit?
#3080 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> IM: worldedit for in game. if its singleplayer SPC has wordledit in it
#3081 [22:16] <IM> how i get?
#3082 [22:16] <IM> forums?"
#3083 [22:17] <IIIZincIII> did you get it?
#3084 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> IM: for server or sp?
#3085 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Yes, moment
#3086 [22:17] <IM> client
#3087 [22:17] <IM> sigalplayer
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#3089 [22:17] <Gazionetadmin> hey GreyVulpine
#3090 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> IM: http://bit.ly/spcmod
#3091 [22:17] <IM> tyvm brb
#3092 [22:17] <Gazionetadmin> how do i stop lag when i reach block 25000
#3093 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> IM: and the worldedit commands are here http://wiki.sk89q.com/wiki/WorldEdit/Reference
#3094 [22:18] <TheNytangel> Gazionetadmin, the far lands?
#3095 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: WAY too close to farlands.. plus 'farlands' doesnt have that bug anymore
#3096 [22:19] <TheNytangel> Aww
#3097 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: i bet theres a crazy number of mobs spawning nearby
#3098 [22:19] <Gazionetadmin> its 1.8 -_-
#3099 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: also.. 'farlands' no longer exist
#3100 [22:20] <mib_qyqgi1> why does it keep lagging while i am playing.
#3101 [22:20] <Gazionetadmin> the Farlands used to be Further then that
#3102 [22:20] <Gazionetadmin> so how do i fix the lag
#3103 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: and i repeat. press f3 and tell me what the right side of E says
#3104 [22:21] <nalydnosbig> whenever i move or look around in the game,everything turns blue except animals, water, and fire. how do i fix?
#3105 [22:21] <Gazionetadmin> whats E?
#3106 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: E = Entities.
#3107 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: the E on the thrid line
#3108 [22:22] <IIIZincIII> go on agin
#3109 [22:23] <IIIZincIII> idk what happened
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#3111 [22:24] <IM> it dosent say how to install it and i cant find the auto installer
#3112 [22:24] <IIIZincIII> greyvulpine?
#3113 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> - The server works, you may just need to edit the ip address, and either use your public ip or loopback
#3114 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> teamviewer just disconnected me
#3115 [22:24] <IM> please help?
#3116 [22:24] <IIIZincIII> ik
#3117 [22:24] <IIIZincIII> whats loopback?
#3118 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> 127.0.0.1
#3119 [22:25] <IIIZincIII> ty
#3120 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> IM: scroll down. or click the Downloads link near the top of the post to jump down to it
#3121 [22:26] <IM> ??
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#3123 [22:26] <IM> k brb
#3124 [22:27] <nalydnosbig> nobody?? ok
#3125 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> instructions are below downloads if you do manual.
#3126 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> ??> nalydnosbig forceupdate
#3127 [22:27] <VoxelHead> nalydnosbig: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3128 [22:27] <VoxelHead> nalydnosbig: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#3130 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> nalydnosbig: no idea besides minecraft or java borking.
#3131 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> nalydnosbig: it SOUNDS like your land isnt rendering.
#3132 [22:30] <nalydnosbig> thank you
#3133 [22:33] <Gazionetadmin> 326 enitys
#3134 [22:33] <Gazionetadmin> for E
#3135 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: this a server or ssp?
#3136 [22:33] <Gazionetadmin> server
#3137 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> ok... 300-odd isnt INSANE for a server..
#3138 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: is it still generating chunks?
#3139 [22:35] * |Kiikun| asumes you TPed out there... since even nether travel... thats sorta far.
#3139 [22:35] <mib_qyqgi1> what is beta?
#3140 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> mib_qyqgi1: beta is a testing phase of application development aimed at adding features and clearing up bugs before full release.
#3141 [22:35] <Gazionetadmin> hey will there be a prerelease 5?
#3142 [22:36] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: only Notch (and Jeb) know.
#3143 [22:38] <Gazionetadmin> also are they still making minecraft beta 1.10
#3144 [22:39] <mib_qyqgi1> okay well do i download it. and if i do will it make it to where when i play its not always lagging all the time?
#3145 [22:42] <IM> hello?
#3146 [22:42] <|Kiikun|> mib_qyqgi1: now since i asume you are talking about Minecraft Beta.. you can play it via website or download the client from the same site so long as you have purchased it
#3147 [22:42] <IM> im haveing problems installing singalplayer commands
#3148 [22:42] <IM> any help?
#3149 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> IM: thers instruction videos on the post :/
#3150 [22:43] <IM> ok but i cant use sound right now
#3151 [22:43] <IM> and i have about 5mins or so
#3152 [22:43] <IM> :/
#3153 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> IM: even thoguh i sugested it as an alternative to McEdit...
#3154 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> ?? mods
#3155 [22:44] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3156 [22:44] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#3157 [22:44] <IM> ?? WTF
#3158 [22:44] <IM> lol hes a bot?!
#3159 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> IM: *pints at the modinstall link.. or the readme file thats probably included with spc*
#3160 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> ?? bot
#3161 [22:45] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, unless I'm not. I may or may not be a sock-puppet. Or a deity. No one really knows.
#3162 [22:45] <IM> ?? ROFL
#3163 [22:45] <IM> realllly?!
#3164 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#3165 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> ok who edited that ~.~
#3166 [22:45] <IM> no ROFL
#3167 [22:45] <Gazionetadmin> is there a mod or something to load terrain quicker
#3168 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> Gazionetadmin: not that i know of
#3169 [22:46] <IM> :( can anyone here help ?
#3170 [22:46] <IM> teamviewer?
#3171 [22:46] <IM> advice?
#3172 [22:46] <IM> anything?
#3173 [22:46] <IM> i have less than 5mins
#3174 [22:46] <Gazionetadmin> let me
#3175 [22:46] <Gazionetadmin> do it
#3176 [22:46] <Gazionetadmin> for you
#3177 [22:47] <|Kiikun|> IM: seriously.. rtfp
#3178 [22:47] <IM> u can help?
#3179 [22:47] <mib_qyqgi1> yes thats what i am talking about. but what i am trying to figure out is why is it that when i am playing minecraft it is always lagging on me?
#3180 [22:47] <Thrae> Blargh stupid Mac OS X
#3181 [22:47] <IM> Gazionetadmin u can help?
#3182 [22:47] <Gazionetadmin> yes
#3183 [22:48] <Gazionetadmin> ive got teamviewer
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#3185 [22:48] <|Kiikun|> mib_qyqgi1: that woudl be your computer probably. close down other applications, update java and video drivers. lower graphic settings in game.
#3186 [22:48] <Gazionetadmin> i also run a bukkit server
#3187 [22:48] <IM> cool
#3188 [22:48] <IM> il pm u
#3189 [22:48] <Gazionetadmin> you want mcmemo
#3190 [22:48] <mib_qyqgi1> Thrae i am using windows and i dont know what beta or via the launcher is
#3191 [22:48] <Gazionetadmin> *Mcmmo
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#3193 [22:48] <mib_qyqgi1> |Kiikun| so it wouldnt have to do with the internet?
#3194 [22:49] <|Kiikun|> mib_qyqgi1: nope. not unless your playign a server. then its either your connection, the servers connection.. or just plain od ping
#3195 [22:49] <|Kiikun|> *old
#3196 [22:50] <Thrae> mib_qyqgi1: Did you buy Minecraft? And are you playing it through a browser?
#3197 [22:54] <mib_qyqgi1> Thrae yes i did buy it. and yes i am playing through browser.
#3198 [22:54] <mib_qyqgi1> Thrae and if i play it through download it still laggs
#3199 [22:55] <Thrae> mib_qyqgi1: Does it lag playing Single Player or just Multiplayer?
#3200 [22:56] <mib_qyqgi1> no i am playing single player
#3201 [22:56] <Thrae> ??> mib_qyqgi1 win/dxdiag
#3202 [22:56] <VoxelHead> mib_qyqgi1: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3203 [22:56] <VoxelHead> mib_qyqgi1: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3204 [22:58] <mib_qyqgi1> it lags in single player
#3205 [22:58] <Thrae> mib_qyqgi1: Follow those instructions so we can take a look at your computer's hardware.
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#3208 [23:01] <mib_qyqgi1> i have no idea on how to do that. is there any easier way u can just tell me on what it might be?
#3209 [23:01] <Planck> mib_qyqgi1: It might be your crappy drivers for your awful ghipset.
#3210 [23:02] <Planck> chipset*
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#3212 [23:02] <Planck> In the absence of any information to the contrary (like what dxdiag would tell us) I'm going to assume that.
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#3220 [23:11] <frogaincia> how do i fix fatal error code 4 on the classic version?
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#3222 [23:13] <frogaincia> how do i fix fatal error code 4 on the classic version?
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#3226 [23:15] <infernalWAVE> can someone tell me why my minecraft keep saying "Minecraft has crashed!" right after i try to log in
#3227 [23:17] <lemon-rev> infernalWAVE i cant stick around but try updateing java
#3228 [23:18] <infernalWAVE> how? sorry ima nub xD
#3229 [23:18] <obi_wan> I need help. Every time I try to even open Minecraft, I get a .txt file named "hs_err_pid6940" My Java is up to date, my Minecraft isn't modded. I don't know what to do.
#3230 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> obi_wan - Paste that error report at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#3231 [23:22] <obi_wan> http://pastebin.com/cpicBFEa
#3232 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> It's Java, uninstall it completely from your system and reinstall it from java.com
#3233 [23:22] <obi_wan> I've done that 3 times. Same message every time.
#3234 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> Try uninstalling it via your windows control panel as well as using JavaRA
#3235 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> ?? javara
#3236 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> bleh
#3237 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/javara
#3238 [23:23] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3239 [23:23] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#3241 [23:24] <Gazionetadmin> hey i wish there is a plugin to generate terrain to stop the lag
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#3243 [23:32] <infernalWAVE> can someone tell me why my minecraft keep saying "Minecraft has crashed!" right after i try to log in
#3244 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> infernalWAVE - Paste that error report at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
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#3246 [23:35] <infernalWAVE> http://pastebin.com/D3C15tWz
#3247 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> ??> infernalWAVE win/reinst
#3248 [23:36] <VoxelHead> infernalWAVE: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3249 [23:36] <VoxelHead> infernalWAVE: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3250 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3251 [23:36] <infernalWAVE> i did both of those
#3252 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> Update your video drivers
#3253 [23:37] <infernalWAVE> how?
#3254 [23:38] <sconig> Is there a place where you can go to get the 1.9 pre release?
#3255 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> ?? 1.9
#3256 [23:38] <VoxelHead> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre4/minecraft.jar
#3257 [23:38] <VoxelHead> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre4/minecraft_server.jar
#3258 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> infernalWAVE - All depends on what video card you have in the computer
#3259 [23:39] <sconig> thanks
#3260 [23:39] <infernalWAVE> sooo... xD how do i find that... lol im not good with comps
#3261 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> infernalWAVE win/dxdiag
#3262 [23:39] <VoxelHead> infernalWAVE: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3263 [23:39] <VoxelHead> infernalWAVE: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3264 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag, itll tell us what your computer's specs are
#3265 [23:40] <infernalWAVE> kk
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#3267 [23:42] <infernalWAVE> http://pastebin.com/4QU5MVs1
#3268 [23:44] <almostroot> infernalWAVE: Download and install these graphics drivers. Reboot when prompted.
#3269 [23:44] <almostroot> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20190&ProdId=3048&lang=eng
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#3271 [23:44] <infernalWAVE> ok tysm
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#3274 [23:59] <Gazionetadmin> hey Ive Noticed at snow biomes it seems to lag
#3275 [23:59] <Gazionetadmin> because there's so many animals