#MinecraftHelp > 2011-10-23
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#2 [00:03] <somanyissues> hi there, i'm having a lot of problems getting minecraft to run on my PC
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#5 [00:03] <WindowsXP> hi
#6 [00:03] <fait> Anyone here?
#7 [00:03] <somanyissues> hi! i get a message that says "cannot connect to server"
#8 [00:04] <WindowsXP> and what was the reason?
#9 [00:04] <somanyissues> i don't know-- i bought the game, then when i went through the steps of downloading it i could never connect to the server
#10 [00:05] <somanyissues> and if i tried to play in offline mode
#11 [00:05] <somanyissues> the screen would just go black
#12 [00:05] <Ketsueki> somanyissues: did you at any point in the past play the game /without/ paying for it?
#13 [00:05] <somanyissues> no
#14 [00:05] <Ketsueki> Does your windows account name have a '!' in it?
#15 [00:05] <bre> yes
#16 [00:06] <bre> money
#17 [00:06] <somanyissues> actually, i think it does
#18 [00:06] <WindowsXP> well if anyone has experience with mods, i hve a problem with that concept
#19 [00:06] <Ketsueki> somanyissues: Please create a windows account that does not have a ! in it.
#20 [00:06] <Ketsueki> Try the game again under that.
#21 [00:07] <somanyissues> haha ok, i'll try that, thank you
#22 [00:07] <WindowsXP> this is what it says: ! Can not rename __rzi_42.4182144 to C: \ Documents and Settings \ User \ Application Data \. Minecraft \ bin \ minecraft.jar ! Can not create C: \ Documents and Settings \ User \ Application Data \. Minecraft \ bin \ minecraft.jar The process can not access the file because it is being used by another process.
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#24 [00:09] <WindowsXP> anyone have any ideas?
#25 [00:10] <WindowsXP> ....
#26 [00:10] <WindowsXP> fine ill solve it myself
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#29 [00:12] <frogaincia> can any1 tell me ahy my minecraft is lagging so much?
#30 [00:12] <frogaincia> why
#31 [00:13] <frogaincia> anyone?
#32 [00:14] <frogaincia> wtf how is ths minecraft help?
#33 [00:14] <frogaincia> no1 is helpingme
#34 [00:14] <frogaincia> i need help?
#35 [00:14] <frogaincia> help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#36 [00:14] <VoxelHead> frogaincia: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#37 [00:15] <frogaincia> minecraft is lagging soooo much
#38 [00:16] <frogaincia> voxelhead
#39 [00:16] <frogaincia> hello?
#40 [00:16] <frogaincia> i need help
#41 [00:16] <frogaincia> i need help
#42 [00:16] <frogaincia> i need help
#43 [00:16] <frogaincia> i need help
#44 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
#45 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
#46 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
#47 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
#48 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
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#50 [00:17] <frogaincia> i need help
#51 [00:17] <frogaincia> any1
#52 [00:18] <frogaincia> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#53 [00:18] <frogaincia> wtf?
#54 [00:18] <frogaincia> y am i being ignored
#55 [00:18] <frogaincia> fffffuuuccckkkk
#56 [00:18] <frogaincia> fuck
#57 [00:18] * AuBot kicked frogaincia from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rogaincia :Please keep it civil.)
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#59 [00:19] <frogaincia> some1 help me
#60 [00:20] <frogaincia> fuk u all
#61 [00:20] <frogaincia> j
#62 [00:20] <frogaincia> tyjkyuk
#63 [00:20] <frogaincia> yu,k
#64 [00:20] <frogaincia> yj,
#65 [00:21] <frogaincia> ku
#66 [00:21] <frogaincia> '
#67 [00:21] <frogaincia> '
#68 [00:21] <frogaincia> '
#69 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> !k frogaincia
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#74 [00:31] <bobbean> hello
#75 [00:31] <bobbean> is anyone on?
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#77 [00:35] <bobbean> http://mibpaste.com/c5akIj
#78 [00:36] <bobbean> that is my error report
#79 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Update your video drivers
#80 [00:36] <bobbean> ok
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#82 [00:39] <Rob_> Hi
#83 [00:40] <Oobie> Anyone about?
#84 [00:41] <Thrae> Oobie: Not anymore!
#85 [00:41] <Oobie> guess not!
#86 [00:41] <Oobie> I'll repost my question anywy...
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#207 [00:42] <Oobie> Ah IRC... same as ever... good times
#208 [00:42] * Kealper hugs AuBot
#208 [00:42] <Oobie> OK here's my problem: Minecraft classic on a mac running snow leopard, all software updates applied.
#209 [00:43] <Oobie> Minecraft won't start, instead I get five or six authorization windows and then a black Minecraft UI...
#210 [00:43] <Oobie> log is at http://pastebin.com/mt5MVmvV
#211 [00:43] <Scott> I don't think it will work on OS X.
#212 [00:43] <Oobie> I
#213 [00:43] <Oobie> '
#214 [00:43] <Oobie> I've flushed java and browser caches, but it's the same behavior with the caches empty
#215 [00:43] <Oobie> not sure where to go next
#216 [00:44] <Scott> You might try a third party classic client.
#217 [00:44] <Oobie> do tell!
#218 [00:44] <Scott> world of minecraft, perhaps
#219 [00:44] <Oobie> My 9-year-old son is jonesin' for some minecraft
#220 [00:47] <Oobie> alas, WoM has no single player
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#222 [00:48] <Jckf> Do you guys use any client mods? If so, which and why?
#223 [00:48] <Scott> ?? mods
#224 [00:48] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#225 [00:48] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#226 [00:48] <Jckf> I'm not asking for support. Just wondering what people use
#227 [00:49] <Jckf> Oobie: Is this 1.8.1? Try 1.9pre4
#228 [00:51] <Oobie> It's the "Single Player" (Outdated, but free) link off the minecraft.net home page
#229 [00:51] <Jckf> Ah
#230 [00:51] <Oobie> www.minecraft.net/classic/play
#231 [00:51] <Jckf> Lemme try running it on my Mac. Hang on
#232 [00:51] <Oobie> which doesn't announce its version number that I can directly see
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#234 [00:54] <Oobie> @Jckf what do you see on your mac?
#235 [00:54] <Jckf> I see that the wifi here sucks >.>
#236 [00:55] <Oobie> h8 the bad WiFi bad bad bad
#237 [00:57] <Jckf> I get black screen
#238 [00:57] <Jckf> All it does it capture the mouse
#239 [00:57] <Oobie> I am teh sad
#240 [00:57] <Oobie> so it's not just me or my three macs
#241 [00:57] <Oobie> PC's run OK, but I'm not handing a PC to my kid.
#242 [00:57] <Jckf> This is OS X 10.6.8
#243 [00:58] <Oobie> me too
#244 [00:59] <Jckf> Why do you want to play classic, Oobie?
#245 [00:59] <Oobie> It's no-cost and offline
#246 [00:59] <Oobie> meets my wife's criteria for immersive games
#247 [00:59] <Jckf> Beta is also singleplayer
#248 [00:59] <Jckf> And not that expensive really
#249 [00:59] <Jckf> But I can understand
#250 [00:59] <Oobie> she won't cut the 20 bux loose
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#252 [01:00] <_Hanz0_> Hello... I need help with something please
#253 [01:01] <Jckf> We can't help you unless you tell us what you need help with
#254 [01:01] <_Hanz0_> I´m trying to buy the game at the website but this shows up "Your account is locked for outgoing transfers and credit/debit card payments therefore we cannot complete this transaction."
#255 [01:01] <_Hanz0_> and I dont know why
#256 [01:01] <Jckf> Reat the topic
#257 [01:01] <Jckf> *Read
#258 [01:02] <_Hanz0_> oh! sorry
#259 [01:02] <Jckf> Try #minecraft
#260 [01:02] <Thrae> _Hanz0_: You'll have to either use Paypal or register for a Moneybookers account.
#261 [01:02] <Thrae> Jckf: Don't send people to #minecraft for account issues
#262 [01:02] <Jckf> Really?
#263 [01:02] <Jckf> I thought it was the official channel
#264 [01:03] <Thrae> Mojang doesn't offer account help on IRC, period
#265 [01:03] <Thrae> This is the official help channel, staffed by volunteers
#266 [01:03] <Jckf> Assholes =P
#267 [01:03] <_Hanz0_> but is there a reason about that msg? cause I dont understand why I´m being blocked
#268 [01:03] <Thrae> _Hanz0_: Moneybookers can't verify your credit/debit card's authenticity
#269 [01:03] <_Hanz0_> :(
#270 [01:04] <_Hanz0_> ok.. I´ll try paypal
#271 [01:04] <Thrae> They may be able to verify it if you register
#272 [01:04] <_Hanz0_> ty for ur help guys
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#276 [01:12] <Oobie> LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated?
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#278 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> Update video drivers
#279 [01:17] <scar67> how can i be whitlisted?
#280 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> Ask the server admin(s) to add your name to the whitelist of the server
#281 [01:20] <scar67> how do i do that?
#282 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> You'd need to find a way to contact them, either through a website, or a forum post, or their email
#283 [01:21] <scar67> ok,thanks
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#285 [01:22] <Jckf> GreyVulpine: You're very patient with people =)
#286 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> Worked in tech support for way too long.
#287 [01:23] <scar67> #lobby
#288 [01:23] * Jckf holds it in
#288 [01:23] <Jckf> When people are being stupid I just kick them. Problem solved =D
#289 [01:24] <Jckf> For me anyway
#290 [01:25] <GreyVulpine> Don't get me wrong, take advantage of the awesome volunteers here, I'll kick them out so fast, they wouldn't know what hit them.
#291 [01:25] <Jckf> x)
#292 [01:29] <Oobie> I guess we'll just have to pay for the beta if we want in... no mac love that I can see and my Win8 laptop won't run it either
#293 [01:30] <Oobie> good night, and thank you all
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#298 [01:40] <mib_m7abvi> my minecraft wont run at all. I have no idea how to get it working again. I installed it, it worked fine. then i installed mods. i got a black screen. i fixed the black screen with the help of youtube. then i installed another mod. trains. i got black screen again. i couldnt fix. i just decided to delete the bin folder and run it again. now i get a mix of
#299 [01:41] <mib_m7abvi> getting fatal error 4, done loading screen freezes, or black screen. ive even completely deleted minecraft from my mac. how do i fix this?
#300 [01:43] <mib_m7abvi> does that attention OS X 10.5.8 mean that all macs like that are experiencing my problem? that ill just have to wait until 1.9?
#301 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#302 [01:43] <mib_m7abvi> thats a HUGE relief. thanks a lot guys.
#303 [01:43] <mib_m7abvi> when does the official 1.9 come out?
#304 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> We hear around Minecon.
#305 [01:44] <mib_m7abvi> cool. i can wait. thanks a lot. i was pretty worried there for a while.
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#308 [01:45] <frogzilla> ok so.. my game keeps crashing and saying its out of memory
#309 [01:46] <Jckf> Give it more memory =D
#310 [01:47] <_Hanz0_> Got it! Paypal worked :)
#311 [01:54] <frogzilla> this is so stupid
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#314 [02:02] <Silent_Samurai> O.o
#315 [02:03] <morton> Hello?
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#331 [02:53] <Hawkhead> hello
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#333 [02:59] <Hawkhead> anyone there
#334 [03:00] <almostroot> ?? ask
#335 [03:00] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#336 [03:00] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#340 [03:02] <ineedhelp> quick question
#341 [03:03] <almostroot> Mhmm?
#342 [03:03] <ineedhelp> earlier my minecraft was working fine but just all of the sudden it crashes when i start it up yet i didnt change anything in my file...
#343 [03:04] <Hawkhead> minecraft does not work but spoutcraft does for 5 minutes the stops. after a while of playing spoutcraft it stops in like 10 seconds
#344 [03:05] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Does it provide an error message? And no mods or new texture packs?
#345 [03:05] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Same questions. ^
#346 [03:05] <ineedhelp> well i got mods
#347 [03:05] <ineedhelp> and texture packs
#348 [03:05] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Mods tend to break things. Have you tried reinstalling?
#349 [03:05] <ineedhelp> but i had all the same ones as i had this morning tho...
#350 [03:06] <ineedhelp> nothing changed...
#351 [03:06] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Does it provide an error message?
#352 [03:06] <ineedhelp> i can read it fast enough it just disappears
#353 [03:06] <almostroot> ineedhelp: I recommend a fresh installation. Using Windows?
#354 [03:07] <ineedhelp> yeah but i made so much progress i kinda dont want too :/
#355 [03:07] <ineedhelp> i got like 500 diamonds
#356 [03:07] <almostroot> ineedhelp: You don't have to lose your worlds.
#357 [03:07] <almostroot> ??> ineedhelp win/reinst/bat
#358 [03:07] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#359 [03:07] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#361 [03:08] <ineedhelp> so what do i do after i download it?
#362 [03:09] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Close minecraft if it is open, run the script, then run the Minecraft launcher after it's done and allow it to re-download the files.
#363 [03:10] <ineedhelp> it dosent re-download the files tho...
#364 [03:11] <almostroot> ineedhelp: If you run that file while Mineraft is closed, then run Minecraft afterwards, it will.
#365 [03:11] <ineedhelp> i am thoo
#366 [03:17] <ineedhelp> i used the thing and made sure minecraft was closed when i did it and then i ran minecraft yet it didnt redownload the files
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#368 [03:17] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Did you see the message in a black box saying that it completed successfully and to press enter to continue?
#369 [03:17] <ineedhelp> yes
#370 [03:18] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Try the manual instructions then...
#371 [03:18] <almostroot> ??> ineedhelp win/reinst
#372 [03:18] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#373 [03:18] <VoxelHead> ineedhelp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#374 [03:19] <Hawkhead> ....
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#376 [03:26] <Hawkhead> minecraft does not work
#377 [03:26] <almostroot> [02:05:18] <almostroot> ineedhelp: Does it provide an error message? And no mods or new texture packs?
#378 [03:26] <almostroot> [02:05:26] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Same questions. ^
#379 [03:27] <Hawkhead> no and i have no mods
#380 [03:28] <almostroot> Hawkhead: So what happens exactly and in detail when you run Minecraft.
#381 [03:28] <almostroot> ?
#382 [03:29] <Hawkhead> it loads sometimes it updates but after it loads it goes black
#383 [03:30] <almostroot> Hawkhead: What version of Java is installed? Has it worked before?
#384 [03:30] <almostroot> ??> Hawkhead java/version
#385 [03:30] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#386 [03:30] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#387 [03:33] <Hawkhead> version six. it has worked but not for long
#388 [03:33] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Version 6, what update?
#389 [03:34] <Hawkhead> 29
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#391 [03:34] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Try reinstalling the files that Minecraft downloads.
#392 [03:34] <almostroot> ??> Hawkhead win/reinst/bat
#393 [03:34] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#394 [03:35] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#395 [03:36] <Hawkhead> what do i do with the minecraft reinstall tool
#396 [03:36] <|Kiikun|> Hawkhead: run it
#397 [03:40] <Hawkhead> same thing it goes black
#398 [03:40] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Run a dxiag so we can get a better idea of your system.
#399 [03:41] <almostroot> ??> Hawkhead win/dxdiag
#400 [03:41] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#401 [03:41] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#403 [03:45] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/VuL9LL9a
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#406 [03:47] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Download, and install these graphics drivers, rebooting when prompted. http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
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#408 [04:03] <syntaqx> Anyone willing to help me finish up a project? Need help doing some of the detailing, the major stuff is done though.
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#410 [04:04] <MatthewsTech> Minecraft Project? Sure.
#411 [04:04] <syntaqx> Yeah, it's a coke can :P
#412 [04:04] <syntaqx> domain: syntaqx.com
#413 [04:05] <Chris> pm next time please
#414 [04:05] <syntaqx> Sorry.
#415 [04:05] <Chris> its good, i'm not admin in this channel, an admin probably wouldn't be particularly happy xD
#416 [04:05] <Hawkhead> hello
#417 [04:08] <almostroot> Just take it to #smp next time pleas.
#418 [04:08] <almostroot> please*
#419 [04:10] <Hawkhead> im back
#420 [04:12] <Hawkhead> almostroot what do i do now
#421 [04:17] <Hawkhead> i just installed catalyst
#422 [04:19] <Hawkhead> hello
#423 [04:24] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/NMPkcrMg
#424 [04:25] <Hawkhead> i will wait here
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#426 [04:29] <applejack> "You can not use your credit/debit card for the next 24 hours"
#427 [04:29] <GreyVulpine> Try paypal
#428 [04:29] <applejack> i dont have a pay pal
#429 [04:29] <GreyVulpine> Don't need to have an account to use it
#430 [04:29] <applejack> i got a visa gift card from a friend
#431 [04:29] <applejack> and i wanted to buy minecraft with it
#432 [04:29] <applejack> and it doesnt work
#433 [04:30] <GreyVulpine> Gift cards are notorious for not working for minecraft purchases
#434 [04:30] <applejack> can i transfer the money onto a paypal account?
#435 [04:30] <GreyVulpine> Has to do with the international transaction that minecraft takes.
#436 [04:30] <GreyVulpine> applejack - You can try
#437 [04:30] <applejack> okay thanks
#438 [04:30] <applejack> ill come back if i have problems
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#442 [04:38] <applejack> Okay paypal is rejecting it too if you can believe that
#443 [04:38] <applejack> not sure what to do
#444 [04:38] <applejack> is there a way i can pay with this card?
#445 [04:38] <GreyVulpine> You may need to call the customer support number on the back of the card, see if they have a block for international purchases or the like
#446 [04:38] <GreyVulpine> Say you want to use it with Paypal or online purchases.
#447 [04:39] <applejack> ill do that but heres the thing
#448 [04:39] <applejack> ive already used it to buy MS points on my xbox
#449 [04:39] <applejack> worked just fine
#450 [04:39] <Geno> So, I tried downloading a mod. Now, after I log in, all I get is a black screen. Does anyone know how to fix it?
#451 [04:39] <GreyVulpine> Geno - Force Update in the launcher's options menu
#452 [04:40] <applejack> thanks for the help
#453 [04:40] <applejack> ill try and solve this problem
#454 [04:40] <GreyVulpine> applejack - Prepaid cards are the black sheep of online purchases, we've seen the vast majority of them not working for minecraft purchases
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#456 [04:40] <applejack> gotcha
#457 [04:40] <GreyVulpine> Many of them, you need to call them up and see
#458 [04:40] <applejack> ill try again with a real card later
#459 [04:41] <applejack> maybe make a deal with a friend
#460 [04:41] <applejack> thanks anyway
#461 [04:41] <Thrae> Yeah, I think Moneybookers usually requires registration to use it with them at least.
#462 [04:43] <Geno> Sweet. The Force Update worked. Thanks!
#463 [04:52] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/NMPkcrMg
#464 [04:52] <almostroot> ??> Hawkhead win/dxdiag
#465 [04:52] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#466 [04:52] <VoxelHead> Hawkhead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#468 [04:56] <Hawkhead> http://pastebin.com/tdWKGiMH
#469 [04:57] <Thrae> Hawkhead: First off your computer is horribly out of date. You don't even have Service Pack 3 which was released ~8 years ago. http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com
#470 [04:59] <almostroot> Hawkhead: Also, the graphics drivers I recommended were not properly installed.
#471 [04:59] <Thrae> Hawkhead: Second your graphics driver is very old. Here's an update from 2010 (they stopped making driver updates for this chipset) -- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#472 [05:00] <Thrae> Ah sorry didn't check the logs...hmm, maybe try installing the "ATI WDM Integrated Driver" separately or use DriverSweeper...
#473 [05:00] <Thrae> Nevermind, the WDM is for All-In-Wonder chipsets.
#474 [05:01] * Thrae shuts up.
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#476 [05:02] <guest-830728-95118> anyone here?
#477 [05:03] <Thrae> guest-830728-95118: Ask away
#478 [05:03] <guest-830728-95118> i have le problem with bukkit.
#479 [05:03] <Thrae> ?? bukkit
#480 [05:03] <Thrae> ?? mods
#481 [05:03] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#482 [05:03] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#483 [05:03] <huddler> my minecrat stops at the update when idont even want to update it goes to the just about end and says done loading then stops!!!!!!!!!! please help
#484 [05:03] <guest-830728-95118> hm?
#485 [05:04] <Thrae> guest-830728-95118: For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#487 [05:04] <guest-830728-95118> oh ok thanks
#488 [05:04] <Thrae> huddler: Are you using Windows?
#489 [05:04] <guest-830728-95118> uh how do i join a dif channel?
#490 [05:04] <huddler> no i use mac
#491 [05:04] <Thrae> guest-830728-95118: /j #bukkit
#492 [05:04] <guest-830728-95118> thanks
#493 [05:04] <Thrae> huddler: OK, what version?
#494 [05:05] <reedlepee> yo how do u register an account if it goes back 2 d registry page every time u fill in the details
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#496 [05:06] <huddler> idont know and im not really sure how to find ut!!!?/
#497 [05:07] <reedlepee> yeah i checked a help vid and it showed me how 2 but the page is different on my cpu then in the tutorial
#498 [05:07] <Thrae> reedlepee: Works for me. Try a different browser? Once you register it'll automatically login you in and place you back at minecraft.net home page.
#499 [05:07] <reedlepee> yeah d probs is i can't even register lol
#500 [05:08] <Thrae> reedlepee: Try a different browser.
#501 [05:08] <reedlepee> cheers
#502 [05:08] <Thrae> huddler: https://www.apple.com/support/mobileme/en/os_version.html
#503 [05:09] <huddler> its 10.6.6
#504 [05:10] <Thrae> huddler: OK, does http://www.minecraft.net/play work?
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#508 [05:15] <CeramicTitan> hello
#509 [05:18] <Chris> hello
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#512 [05:20] <CeramicTitan> hahaha
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#514 [05:22] <FrontRow> Gday everyone! Can somebody help me with a Fatal error (4) : null error ? everything was just fine 2 days ago , i just deleted the minecraft folder to get a fresh and clean version and now i cant even download it.
#515 [05:22] <lemon-rev> FrontRow goto minecraft.net login click in broswer
#516 [05:23] <FrontRow> i get the same there
#517 [05:23] <lemon-rev> FrontRow is your java updated ?
#518 [05:23] <FrontRow> http://s14.directupload.net/file/d/2686/cyelnve2_jpg.htm
#519 [05:23] <FrontRow> yes
#520 [05:23] <FrontRow> java is fine
#521 [05:23] <FrontRow> gfx drivers too
#522 [05:23] <FrontRow> firewall checked
#523 [05:24] <FrontRow> all is like before and fine
#524 [05:25] <FrontRow> i havent changed anything on my system , just wanted a fresh version and now it wont even download ... i googled my ass of for a solution , but cant find any
#525 [05:26] <FrontRow> its rly rly weird
#526 [05:26] <almostroot> FrontRow: You can;t get to the minecraft.net site at all?
#527 [05:26] <FrontRow> i can connect to the HP
#528 [05:26] <FrontRow> thats np
#529 [05:26] <almostroot> HP?
#530 [05:26] <FrontRow> but i cant play in browser
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#532 [05:26] <CeramicTitan> the computer brand
#533 [05:26] <FrontRow> homepage
#534 [05:26] <lemon-rev> sorry mirc froze
#535 [05:27] <lemon-rev> :(
#536 [05:27] <lemon-rev> frontrow what was the last thing you did before you uninstalled mc and what was the cause of the null error ?
#537 [05:28] <FrontRow> well i tried the tecnic pack , downgraded MC to 1.7.3 - after that i got a fresh version by deleting all as usual , got a new 1.8.1 installed the tec pack 4 - all was fine
#538 [05:29] <FrontRow> deleted the minecraft folder again
#539 [05:29] <FrontRow> to get a fresh vanilla version
#540 [05:29] <FrontRow> and tadahhh , nothing works
#541 [05:29] <almostroot> FrontRow: Are you or have you evert used a cracked/pirated version of minecraft?
#542 [05:30] <lemon-rev> are you sure yu dont still have files from the mod installed somewhere else ie on minecraft , and can you get it to do a force update ?
#543 [05:30] <FrontRow> nope
#544 [05:30] <almostroot> FrontRow: How did you "downgrade"?
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#546 [05:31] <FrontRow> okey, no pirated version , all legit
#547 [05:31] <almostroot> FrontRow: How did you "downgrade"?
#548 [05:31] <FrontRow> i downgraded with MCnostalgia
#549 [05:31] <Calinou> are you sure you deleted the actual .minecraft folder
#550 [05:32] <Calinou> and not just the launcher?
#551 [05:32] <FrontRow> jup
#552 [05:32] <Calinou> aka, clicking "force update"
#553 [05:32] <FrontRow> .minecraft is empty
#554 [05:32] <FrontRow> did that as well
#555 [05:32] <almostroot> FrontRow: Have you deleted and downloaded a new launcher?
#556 [05:32] <FrontRow> brings me the same eroor msg
#557 [05:32] <FrontRow> yes
#558 [05:32] <FrontRow> *error
#559 [05:32] <almostroot> ??> FrontRow win/hosts
#560 [05:32] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#561 [05:32] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#563 [05:34] <FrontRow> oki , one sec
#564 [05:35] <FrontRow> there u go
#565 [05:35] <FrontRow> http://pastebin.com/7pwVpTkk
#566 [05:35] <FrontRow> thx for ya help btw
#567 [05:35] <FrontRow> =)
#568 [05:36] <CeramicTitan> can someone help me set up a vps
#569 [05:36] <almostroot> FrontRow: That's not the issue... Please run a dxdiag so that I can see your system specs, then I may suggest uninstalling Java and using a special tool.
#570 [05:36] <almostroot> ??> FrontRow win/dxdiag
#571 [05:36] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#572 [05:36] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#573 [05:37] <CeramicTitan> someone plz
#574 [05:38] <FrontRow> http://pastebin.com/ZtHQKr9b
#575 [05:38] <FrontRow> done
#576 [05:39] <CeramicTitan> nice computer
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#578 [05:39] <CeramicTitan> pretty descent
#579 [05:40] <almostroot> FrontRow: Try uninstalling all versions of Java form your system, then removing old/broken versions of Java using a tool called JavaRA.
#580 [05:40] <almostroot> ??> FrontRow win/javara
#581 [05:40] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#582 [05:40] <VoxelHead> FrontRow: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#583 [05:41] <almostroot> FrontRow: Also, there are updated drivers for your video card available. You may want to download, install and restart. http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#584 [05:41] <FrontRow> oki , i give it a try =)
#585 [05:42] <CeramicTitan> almostroot
#586 [05:42] <almostroot> Mhmm?
#587 [05:42] <CeramicTitan> i have a problem but im not sure im im in the right place
#588 [05:42] <CeramicTitan> ill ask anyway
#589 [05:42] <CeramicTitan> ok
#590 [05:42] <CeramicTitan> so i have a vps
#591 [05:43] <CeramicTitan> and everything works fine
#592 [05:43] <CeramicTitan> installation wise
#593 [05:43] <FrontRow> almostroot , you stay here for a bit ?
#594 [05:43] <CeramicTitan> i have problems connecting
#595 [05:43] <almostroot> FrontRow: Maybe. Getting tired.
#596 [05:43] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: To the server or to Minecraft?
#597 [05:43] <CeramicTitan> the server
#598 [05:43] <FrontRow> oki , i try to hurry and get back on , if ya gone - thx mate , any help is welcome
#599 [05:43] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: Has it worked before?
#600 [05:44] <CeramicTitan> and i can only stay in for about 2 mins and i cant rejoin
#601 [05:44] <CeramicTitan> no
#602 [05:44] <CeramicTitan> it hasnt worked before
#603 [05:44] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: Does it happen on other servers?
#604 [05:44] <CeramicTitan> no
#605 [05:44] <CeramicTitan> only mine
#606 [05:44] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: Are you using Bukkit or another non-stock server? Was the server set up by your VPS host or you?
#607 [05:45] <CeramicTitan> set up by me
#608 [05:45] <almostroot> ??> CeramicTitan smp/serversetup
#609 [05:45] <VoxelHead> CeramicTitan: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#610 [05:45] <VoxelHead> CeramicTitan: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#611 [05:45] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: Follow through those instructions and make sure everything was set up correctly,
#612 [05:46] <CeramicTitan> im running craftbukkit
#613 [05:46] <almostroot> CeramicTitan: Follow through those instructions. If everything is correct there, try asking in #bukkit for more detailed support.
#614 [05:46] <CeramicTitan> and ive done everything correct
#615 [05:46] <CeramicTitan> thanks anyway
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#621 [06:08] <Front> back again ... almostroot , no change
#622 [06:08] <Front> still get the dam fatal error 4
#623 [06:08] <Front> xD
#624 [06:08] <Front> new gfx drivers are up , old java files are gone , java is updated to newest version
#625 [06:09] <Front> i got no clue anymore
#626 [06:09] <almostroot> ??> Front win/reinst/bat
#627 [06:09] <VoxelHead> Front: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#628 [06:09] <VoxelHead> Front: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#629 [06:12] <Front> done
#630 [06:12] <Front> then do a normal start and update(download) ?
#631 [06:12] <Front> i still get the error
#632 [06:12] <almostroot> Try disabling anyt antivirus and security software.
#633 [06:13] <Front> omg
#634 [06:13] <Front> its downloading
#635 [06:13] <Front> woot
#636 [06:14] <Front> you sir , are the hore of the day !
#637 [06:14] <Front> omg
#638 [06:14] <Front> *HERO
#639 [06:14] <almostroot> -_-
#640 [06:14] <Front> lol
#641 [06:14] <Front> hero mate
#642 [06:14] <Front> not hore
#643 [06:14] <Front> so sorry
#644 [06:14] <almostroot> S'oksy. Glad we found the issue.
#645 [06:14] <Front> thx a lot for youre help mate
#646 [06:15] <Front> that was a nasty typo
#647 [06:15] <Front> :D
#648 [06:15] <almostroot> Welcome. No worries.
#649 [06:16] <Front> as i saw , there are a lot of ppl with the same problem
#650 [06:16] <Front> is it ok when i post your solution in the minecraft forums ?
#651 [06:17] <almostroot> Sure.
#652 [06:17] <Front> cool
#653 [06:17] <Front> thx again , have a wonderfull sunday mate
#654 [06:17] <Front> bye
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#657 [06:35] <CeramicTitan> chris
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#663 [07:06] <mib_th5shb> my minecraft wont run. it says i need new drivers. where can i get these?
#664 [07:06] <Thrae> mib_th5shb: Are you on Windows?
#665 [07:06] <mib_th5shb> yes.
#666 [07:06] <Thrae> ??> mib_th5shb win/dxdiag
#667 [07:06] <VoxelHead> mib_th5shb: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#668 [07:06] <VoxelHead> mib_th5shb: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#669 [07:07] <Thrae> Follow those instructions and we can direct you to the right place.
#670 [07:07] <mib_th5shb> okay. i will give that a go.
#671 [07:07] <mib_th5shb> thank you
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#673 [07:09] <mib_th5shb> im sorry but win+r keys???
#674 [07:10] <Thrae> ?? win/key
#675 [07:10] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#676 [07:10] <whalegun> I have just installed Minecraft and it isnt working
#677 [07:10] <whalegun> can anyone help ?
#678 [07:10] <Thrae> whalegun: If you have an error to copy, put it on www.pastebin.com and give us the direct link.
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#680 [07:11] <whalegun> It does give an error message however it only flashes it onto the screen for a moment , then the screengoes blank
#681 [07:12] <Thrae> whalegun: Running Windows?
#682 [07:12] <whalegun> yes
#683 [07:12] <whalegun> XP
#684 [07:13] <Thrae> whalegun: Download and use http://mc.kealper.com/mchelp/mcdebug.exe to launch and play Minecraft. When it crashes we'll get an automatic error report submitted to PasteBin and AuBot will automatically notify us.
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#687 [07:16] <Thrae> !paid whalegun5000
#688 [07:16] <Thrae> whalegun: OK, does http://www.minecraft.net/play work?
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#691 [07:19] <skull> Hi i keep getting thus error on mylauncher http://mibpaste.com/ho8wPg
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#693 [07:20] <Thrae> skull: This is a Windows 2000 computer? I guess check www.amd.com for driver updates for your ATI video card but I don't think it's going to work...
#694 [07:20] <whalegun> no its not loading
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#696 [07:20] <Thrae> ??> whalegun win/dxdiag
#697 [07:20] <VoxelHead> whalegun: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#698 [07:20] <VoxelHead> whalegun: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#699 [07:21] <Thrae> skull: If this really is a Windows 2000 computer you probably don't have the RAM nor the CPU to reasonably run a modern game.
#700 [07:21] <Thrae> It's the year 2011 now
#701 [07:21] <skull> i had a temporary fix when some guy gave me the link to the MCH-launcher jar file which worked and by the way it's XP
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#703 [07:22] <Thrae> ??> skull win/dxdiag
#704 [07:22] <VoxelHead> skull: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#705 [07:22] <VoxelHead> skull: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#708 [07:25] <mikecraft> hey can any1 help me
#709 [07:25] <mikecraft> ?
#710 [07:25] <Thrae> ?? ask
#711 [07:25] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#712 [07:25] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#714 [07:25] <mikecraft> does minecraft exist on htc touch pro?
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#716 [07:26] <Thrae> mikecraft: No, it only has an Android version so far. Next up is probably iOS. The HTC Touch Pro is Windows Mobile.
#717 [07:27] <skull> http://pastebin.com/86XeJ5wx
#718 [07:27] <mikecraft> OK,tnx btw
#719 [07:27] <Thrae> mikecraft: The only way would be to use Android on it -- http://xdandroid.com/wiki/Main_Page
#720 [07:27] <Thrae> mikecraft: http://xdandroid.com/wiki/Supported_Devices
#721 [07:28] <skull> :voxelhead here is the dxdiag http://pastebin.com/86XeJ5wx
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#723 [07:28] <whalegun> http://pastebin.com/MsHxxtGW
#724 [07:28] <mikecraft> im not gonna buy it a friend of mine will give it to me i just wanted to know if ican play minecraft on this
#725 [07:29] <Thrae> skull: Yeah your machine is ancient. AMD stopped driver updates for that video card back in 2006. This is the latest -- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
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#727 [07:30] <skull> yeah but it's worked on my computer before
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#729 [07:30] <Thrae> skull: You can also try putting this batch file in the same location as Minecraft.exe and see if using this batch file works -- http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft256.bat
#730 [07:31] <Thrae> whalegun: Minecraft is not going to work on your system, the one you gave us a DxDiag for. You only have 256MB of RAM total with 64MB used by an integrated SiS video chipset.
#731 [07:31] <Jones> Hi, could anyone answer this question please? I'd like to buy a premium account and I'd like to know if I have to buy 2 accounts in order to play the game on my PC and on my Mac, thanks
#732 [07:32] <Thrae> whalegun: You need a dedicated video card, preferably Nvidia or ATI, and at least 1GB of RAM total to have an assured chance of running Minecraft.
#733 [07:32] <whalegun> thanks
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#735 [07:33] <Thrae> whalegun: Considering the age of the computer with a Pentium 4 2.6GHz processor you may consider just getting a new computer.
#736 [07:33] <whalegun> thanks again for the advise
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#743 [07:54] <mortisha> t
#744 [07:55] <Thrae> mortisha: q
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#758 [08:45] <dylanbarberdude> Helo
#759 [08:47] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: Konbanwa
#760 [08:47] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae what?
#761 [08:49] <Thrae> dylanbarberdude: It means good morning in Japanese
#762 [08:50] <dylanbarberdude> Thrae, Konbanwa to you to! :P
#763 [08:50] <dylanbarberdude> but more like good evening...
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#765 [08:53] <Renzokuken> does anyone know how to fix error: Could not create virtual java machine?
#766 [08:53] <dylanbarberdude> yep
#767 [08:53] <Renzokuken> i made that batch file and it still doesn't work
#768 [08:53] <dylanbarberdude> yep
#769 [08:54] <dylanbarberdude> your allocating too much mem
#770 [08:54] <Renzokuken> what should i do D:
#771 [08:56] <Renzokuken> im in java environment settings
#772 [08:56] <Renzokuken> and i added but what do i type in the path section
#773 [08:57] <dylanbarberdude> edit bat
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#777 [09:00] <Renzokuken> i have a new error with it now as well a fatal error exception program will shut down
#778 [09:00] <Renzokuken> -_-''
#779 [09:00] <Renzokuken> im terrible at fixing these things eh
#780 [09:03] <dylanbarberdude> run mc normally using exe
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#782 [09:04] <Renzokuken> yeh i did that the first tiem and got that virtuall machine error
#783 [09:08] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#784 [09:08] <Thrae> Renzokuken: Paste the contents of your batch file to www.pastebin.com and give us the link
#785 [09:08] <dylanbarberdude> it a bug wait to full r
#786 [09:08] <dylanbarberdude> realese
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#799 [09:55] <dylanbarberdude> hello
#800 [09:56] <Skyrider> Hi
#801 [09:59] <dylanbarberdude> im notch in disguase do NOT tell anyone! please
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#803 [10:00] <Skyrider> zomg
#804 [10:00] <Skyrider> !
#805 [10:01] <Skyrider> Notch ... !
#806 [10:01] <Skyrider> Is over there :o *points*
#807 [10:01] * |Kiikun| smack you both with a dozen trouts
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#808 [10:02] <dylanbarberdude> Skyrider you can not be trusted
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#810 [10:02] <Skyrider> Aw, dammit :(
#811 [10:02] <Skyrider> I can't trust myself either..
#812 [10:03] <Skyrider> Indeed it is
#813 [10:04] <dylanbarberdude> Skyrider this it no laughing matter
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#815 [10:05] <Skyrider> Yes it is :o
#816 [10:05] <Skyrider> Who's notch anyway.
#817 [10:07] <dylanbarberdude> If not know you sould not here
#818 [10:07] <Skyrider> :?
#819 [10:07] <WugBot> is not set.
#820 [10:08] <Skyrider> You don't happen to be russian, right?
#821 [10:08] <dylanbarberdude> I am from Sweden
#822 [10:09] <Skyrider> Ah.
#823 [10:09] <Skyrider> Alright.
#824 [10:10] <pheleas_frog> Notch created the game this chat room is about
#825 [10:11] <dylanbarberdude> Yes
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#827 [10:12] <pheleas_frog> Does minecraft.net host older versions of the game? I'm asking because the new one won't run for me
#828 [10:12] <TheNoodle> It does not.
#829 [10:12] <TheNoodle> You need a tool such as MCNostalgia.
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#833 [10:19] <mcfishman> multiplayer won't work. Help?
#834 [10:20] <mcfishman> when i join a server i can't move, and i get timed out after 15 seconds
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#836 [10:22] <dylanbarberdude> slow internet
#837 [10:22] <mcfishman> fixed now :-)
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#840 [10:27] <mib_iyi1rl> hey
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#843 [10:31] <mib_szszzf> hello?
#844 [10:33] <mib_szszzf> i need some help
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#846 [10:34] <mib_szszzf> hello?
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#848 [10:35] <mib_szszzf> i need some help on setting up a 24/7 bukkit server
#849 [10:37] <TheNoodle> #bukkit
#850 [10:37] <mib_szszzf> yes. i want to set up a 24/7 bukkit server
#851 [10:38] <TheNoodle> No, go to #bukkit
#852 [10:38] <mib_szszzf> o. they will have a tutorial on it?
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#854 [10:38] <frdmn> hello
#855 [10:41] <frdmn> i got a problem when i try to log into minecraft 1.8.1. error msg: too many failed logins
#856 [10:41] <frdmn> i saved my password all the time in the launcher
#857 [10:41] <frdmn> and since yesterday night the message appears
#858 [10:42] <pheleas_frog> maybe someone's trying to hack your account
#859 [10:46] <TheNoodle> It's a known problem frdmn. Just wait.
#860 [10:49] <frdmn> okay
#861 [10:49] <frdmn> thank you @TheNoodle, but how long do i have to wait?
#862 [10:50] <TheNoodle> no idea, try in a few hours.
#863 [10:52] <frdmn> i did waiting for about 7 hours, in the meantime =P
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#866 [11:10] <krebbit> hello?
#867 [11:11] <TheNoodle> Hello krebbit.
#868 [11:12] <krebbit> hi. i was the guy who needed help setting up a 24 7 bukkit server. i went to bukkit but they wouldnt help me
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#870 [11:14] <krebbit> so do you think you can help me?
#871 [11:15] <|Kiikun|> ??> krebbit smp/serversetup
#872 [11:15] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#873 [11:15] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#874 [11:15] <|Kiikun|> krebbit: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bukkit+wiki+server+setup
#875 [11:15] <krebbit> umm yea. i went there before. really confusing. ill take another look at it real quick
#876 [11:16] <|Kiikun|> if its too confusing... dont even try runing a server :/
#877 [11:17] <krebbit> well ive done it before but mine just crashed so i wanted to start a new one but have it 24/7
#878 [11:20] <|Kiikun|> 24/7 just means you never turn it off. if your own internet isnt on all the time then your opnly option is to buy hosting from someone.
#879 [11:21] <krebbit> ok then. is it possible that once i start the new server i take the world files from the last one and put them in the new one
#880 [11:23] <|Kiikun|> yes. just copy the world folder over
#881 [11:23] <krebbit> ok cool
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#884 [11:28] <Cruxsky> anyone else get this problem? i need to log in a few times because it says login failed
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#886 [11:29] <Morrolan> Yea, the login servers seem to have some troubles atm, Cruxsky.
#887 [11:29] <krebbit> i have the same problem
#888 [11:30] <Morrolan> I assume we'll have to wait for them to recover, or for mollstam to poke them.
#889 [11:32] <krebbit> ok im going to see if my server works
#890 [11:33] <Morrolan> Actually, looking at the channel's topic it seems there were issues earlier already.
#891 [11:34] <Cruxsky> does mollstam ever participate in irc chat?
#892 [11:34] <krebbit> ok its looking good. im leaving now because this lags my computer
#893 [11:35] <Morrolan> Rarley, Cruxsky. Every now and then he says something though.
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#898 [11:44] <Olli120> Is it working?
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#902 [11:47] <Olli120146> hello?
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#907 [11:55] <kendle> hello
#908 [11:56] <kendle> can i get some help
#909 [11:56] <TheNoodle> Hello kendle. What do you need help with?
#910 [11:56] <kendle> have you seen or herd of skyblock
#911 [11:57] <kendle> thenoodle
#912 [11:57] <Calinou> ...and?
#913 [11:57] <Calinou> it is a custom map
#914 [11:57] <almostroot> kendle: What about it?
#915 [11:57] <Calinou> install it as usual
#916 [11:58] <kendle> do you now if winrar casts anything
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#918 [11:58] <Calinou> uh?
#919 [11:58] <Calinou> use 7-zip, winrar kinda sucs
#920 [11:58] <Calinou> sucks* ;)
#921 [11:58] <almostroot> kendle: http://www.7-zip.org/download.html
#922 [11:58] <kendle> can i find that under the winrar achive thing
#923 [11:59] * |Kiikun| agrees
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#924 [12:05] <JohnEBH> Fix kinda to is.
#925 [12:05] <JohnEBH> Or does.
#926 [12:05] <JohnEBH> or just remove kinda...
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#938 [12:27] <Unnheulu> When trying to run minecraft I get the following error: Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from
#939 [12:27] <Unnheulu> minecraft(1).jar
#940 [12:28] <Unnheulu> Anyone know what causes that?
#941 [12:30] <frdmn> check your minecraft.jar in the /bin/ folder
#942 [12:32] <Unnheulu> I should put minecraft.jar in /bin/?
#943 [12:32] <Unnheulu> I've always just been running it out of ~/Downloads
#944 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> the client jar you can run from anywhere.
#945 [12:33] <frdmn> on windows: %appdata%/.minecraft/bin/
#946 [12:33] <frdmn> on mac: ~/Library/Application Support/minecraf/bin
#947 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> the minecraft.jar thats the ACTUAL game (downloaded by the client, or as a prerelease) gies in .minecraft/bin/
#948 [12:34] <Unnheulu> That's not marked as executable...
#949 [12:34] <Unnheulu> So making that executable would make it work?
#950 [12:35] * |Kiikun| goes to work now
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#951 [12:35] <Unnheulu> Marked that as executable and tried running it, same error
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#954 [12:41] <Ackmey> Hey guys, how close to the player can hostile mobs spawn?
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#957 [12:42] <mib_237pxi> hell?
#958 [12:42] <mib_r2cqtr> have a mac and getting black screen/crash at load. what to do?
#959 [12:42] <mib_237pxi> hello?
#960 [12:42] <mib_237pxi> does minecraft work on mac?
#961 [12:42] <mib_237pxi> please awnswer.
#962 [12:42] <mib_r2cqtr> don't know?
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#964 [12:43] <mib_237pxi> does minecraft work on apple!
#965 [12:43] <mib_r2cqtr> it should as they allow for mac download
#966 [12:43] <mib_237pxi> mac?
#967 [12:44] <Scott> It works just fine for me on my Mac :)
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#969 [12:45] <mib_r2cqtr> did you have initial probs that got fixed?
#970 [12:45] <bellows> how do i install the mod that fixes 1.8.1 to work on my computer?
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#972 [12:46] <hekma> my minecraft keeps failing to launch and gives this error message: failed to launch fatal error occured (4): /users/maherfarrukh/library/application Support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar, any ideas how I fix it?
#973 [12:46] <mib_r2cqtr> it literally crashes with load of terrain
#974 [12:46] <bellows> hekma you modded incorrected
#975 [12:46] <bellows> ly
#976 [12:46] <Scott> ??> hekma mac/reinst
#977 [12:46] <VoxelHead> hekma: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#978 [12:46] <VoxelHead> hekma: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#979 [12:47] <Scott> Minecraft worked out of the box on my Mac.
#980 [12:47] <bellows> how do i install the mod to fix 1.8.1
#981 [12:48] <hekma> thanks I'll try
#982 [12:48] <Scott> ??> bellows
#983 [12:48] <Scott> ??> bellows mods
#984 [12:48] <VoxelHead> bellows: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#985 [12:48] <VoxelHead> bellows: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#986 [12:50] <hekma> that did the trick, thank you
#987 [12:51] <Calinou> Ackmey: 24 blocks (diameter)
#988 [12:51] <Ackmey> Thanks. Does height have an effect?
#989 [12:51] <Calinou> no mobs can spawn 24 blocks away (diamter) from the spawn point also
#990 [12:51] <Calinou> spherical - 3D, yes
#991 [12:51] <Calinou> the distance also affects passive mobs. ANY mobs
#992 [12:52] <Ackmey> Alright, and up to how far away can they spawn?
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#994 [12:56] <mib_4orz6n> hello
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#997 [12:58] <mib_4orz6n> I#Ve bought minecraft for about an hour, and i get no mail... can someone help me?
#998 [12:59] <techdude> I was downloading my game and it froze
#999 [13:00] <mib_r2cqtr> removed all bins/resources and reloaded. Still crashes at initial lauch
#1000 [13:00] <mib_4orz6n> When I click to buy again, I have to pay for it twice?
#1001 [13:00] <techdude> how do you remove all bins
#1002 [13:01] <clarjon1> techdude: windows?
#1003 [13:01] <techdude> yes
#1004 [13:01] <mib_r2cqtr> In mac, follow instructions above,
#1005 [13:01] <clarjon1> open the Run Dialog box, and type in %AppData%
#1006 [13:01] <clarjon1> Enter the .minecraft folder
#1007 [13:01] <clarjon1> delete the folder named "bin"
#1008 [13:01] <clarjon1> Start the launcher to begin downloading a fresh copy of the game
#1009 [13:02] <clarjon1> mib_4orz6n: It can sometimes take up to 48 hrs for a confirmation email to be sent, or even longer depending on your payment method.
#1010 [13:03] <mib_4orz6n> When I click to buy again, I have to pay for it twice? I don't get a mail yet.
#1011 [13:03] <clarjon1> mib_4orz6n: How did you pay
#1012 [13:04] <mib_4orz6n> Direct Debit
#1013 [13:04] <mib_4orz6n> and i don't get a mail
#1014 [13:04] <techdude> I do not know how to get to the run dialog box
#1015 [13:04] <mib_4orz6n> i've bought it at 17:37
#1016 [13:04] <clarjon1> techdude: Winkey+R
#1017 [13:04] <clarjon1> mib_4orz6n: This room is full of volunteers -- none of us work for mojang
#1018 [13:05] <mib_4orz6n> where can i speak to one of mojang?
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#1020 [13:05] <clarjon1> mib_4orz6n: http://www.minecraft.net/support to answer your question.
#1021 [13:05] <Calinou> nowhere
#1022 [13:05] <Calinou> they're such a big company now...
#1023 [13:05] <mib_4orz6n> thanks
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#1025 [13:08] <RobinJ24> I get "Too many failed logins", why`?
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#1029 [13:10] <imHexoon> My Mc Multiplayerss Coming up with a Blank screen any elp
#1030 [13:10] <imHexoon> help*
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#1032 [13:11] <drakkarnoir> can anyone help me? i tried playing the game and this popped up...
#1033 [13:11] <drakkarnoir> Bad video card drivers!
#1034 [13:14] <Jammy> anyone know of a good tutorial for a vertical double piston with stone/non-gravity effected material?
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#1038 [13:19] <RobinJ24> is anyone here at all?
#1039 [13:19] <Jammy> doesn't look like it :P
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#1041 [13:19] <ChRiiS> hey can someone help meeee?
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#1043 [13:20] <ChRiiS> Ello Mate? Is there a Kind gentleman to help me?
#1044 [13:20] <RobinJ24> ?? ask
#1045 [13:20] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1046 [13:20] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1047 [13:21] <ChRiiS> ok. ive been having a LOT of lag and need sum help on how to fix it
#1048 [13:21] <RobinJ24> on multiplayer or singleplayer?
#1049 [13:21] <ChRiiS> both
#1050 [13:22] <RobinJ24> Your ram/video card might suck
#1051 [13:22] <Jammy> lol
#1052 [13:22] <ChRiiS> how do i check what my ram and/or video crad is
#1053 [13:22] <RobinJ24> Windows key + R and type dxdiag
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#1055 [13:23] <ChRiiS> i did it, now what
#1056 [13:23] <mib_2i2pq2> I keep getting this error , what can I do # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x4903292c, pid=1632, tid=1816
#1057 [13:24] <ChRiiS> nvm nobody is any help her
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#1059 [13:31] <Jammy> If someone see's my message about 2 vertical pistons with a non-gravity effected block on top tutorial please make sure you stick "Jammy" infront of message so i pick it up will be back in a while though :)
#1060 [13:31] <mib_2i2pq2> can anybody help about my java problem?
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#1066 [13:38] <TheNoodle> jammy.
#1067 [13:38] * TheNoodle giggles
#1067 [13:38] * TheNoodle leaves
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#1068 [13:46] <CrusaderDeleters> noodle, I need help D:
#1069 [13:47] <CrusaderDeleters> loljk
#1070 [13:47] <CrusaderDeleters> aw, he isnt here :L
#1071 [13:48] <Ryladine> What do you need crusader?
#1072 [13:48] <Ryladine> CrusaderDeleters: What do you need?
#1073 [13:48] <CrusaderDeleters> <13:47:00> <CrusaderDeleters> loljk
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#1075 [13:49] <CrusaderDeleters> Since he was bored, I wnated to play around
#1076 [13:49] <Ryladine> Ah
#1077 [13:49] <Ryladine> lol
#1078 [13:49] <CrusaderDeleters> It does seem desolate right now.
#1079 [13:49] <Ryladine> Sorry... I was up until 7AM I actually didn't mean to open mIRC lol
#1080 [13:49] <CrusaderDeleters> and I'm pretty sure that I'd be bringing a harder question then usual :P
#1081 [13:49] <CrusaderDeleters> it's kk
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#1083 [13:56] <weirdo> any mac users out there?
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#1086 [14:02] <weirdo> When I try to play in browser, I get a message saying that the igital signature cannot be verified and do I want to run it? I press run, and then I just get this white screen. Im a mac on OS X 10.6.8
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#1089 [14:03] <skankstro> hey can i get some help
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#1091 [14:05] <DeeOrigins> Hello
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#1093 [14:07] <Jammy> TheNoodle is mean :<
#1094 [14:07] <DeeOrigins> I'm getting "Too many failed logins" When I attempt to login on the minecraft client. The Site works fine when I login though. I tried to delete my .minecraft, then reinstall the exe, then when I tired to login, it was still coming up with the error.
#1095 [14:08] <DeeOrigins> Anyone know what to do?
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#1097 [14:11] <weirdo> When I try to play in browser, I get a message saying that the digital signature cannot be verified and do I want to run it? I press run, and then I just get this white screen. Im a mac on OS X 10.6.8
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#1100 [14:15] <Howsya> hi everyone
#1101 [14:15] <weirdo> Seriously. I need help. When I try to play in browser, I get a message saying that the digital signature cannot be verified and do I want to run it? I press run, and then I just get this white screen. Im a mac on OS X 10.6.8
#1102 [14:16] <Howsya> not sure if i have joined the right channel or not but are there any people here with experience setting up servers?
#1103 [14:17] <TheNytangel> Mmhm
#1104 [14:19] <Howsya> can anyone explain to me why i am unable to take crafted items from a workbench?
#1105 [14:19] <TheNytangel> You're clicking the wrong thing..?
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#1107 [14:19] <Howsya> definetly not that
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#1116 [14:37] <mr_pants> hi could someone help me with a downloading issue?
#1117 [14:37] <almostroot> mr_pants: What is your issue?
#1118 [14:37] <TheNytangel> Everything..
#1119 [14:37] <mr_pants> ok so here goes......
#1120 [14:38] <TheNytangel> Walkin' round town, walkin' round town. Walkin' round town with mr_pants on the ground
#1121 [14:38] <mr_pants> i downloaded a minecraft torrent and liked the game so i purchased it
#1122 [14:38] <mr_pants> but when i try to download the official minecraft its says minecraft.exe didnt work and to retry
#1123 [14:39] <mr_pants> i have my ppurchase i.d number still as proof.
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#1125 [14:40] <mr_pants> anybody?
#1126 [14:40] <Spyri> Anyone here ?
#1127 [14:40] <Spyri> Anyone care to take a look on a connection issue I'm having ?
#1128 [14:41] <Spyri> Made a post on the minecraft forum, linked as http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/735596-connection-issue-ping/
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#1130 [14:44] <handsomedave> Is there an issue with the login servers? I am getting "Too many failed login attempts" error
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#1133 [14:45] <Deadfire813> hello when i try to login to my minecraft i get the error too many failed logins
#1134 [14:45] <handsomedave> same here
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#1136 [14:46] <Deadfire813> really?
#1137 [14:46] <handsomedave> yes
#1138 [14:46] <handsomedave> Must be a server issue?
#1139 [14:46] <Deadfire813> are they having problems at the login servers
#1140 [14:46] <handsomedave> Thats what I was thinking
#1141 [14:46] <almostroot> Fails first time for me, works when I try again.
#1142 [14:47] <handsomedave> Was hoping someone here would know what was up
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#1144 [14:47] <Deadfire813> yah
#1145 [14:47] <Owen> I'm able to log into multiplayer about 20% of the time. The rest of the time I'm getting a "took too long to login" error.
#1146 [14:48] <Owen> On the plus side, I'm being much more productive IRL when I can't get into minecraft. :-D
#1147 [14:48] <handsomedave> I am getting the Too many failed logins almost immediately
#1148 [14:48] <handsomedave> But there are blocks to break. Whatever shall we do!
#1149 [14:48] <bananaman> I know that there were issues with the login servers Friday night, but I thought that had been taken care of.
#1150 [14:50] <bananaman> You might read this, if you have not already: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/724318-too-many-failed-logins-info/
#1151 [14:50] <handsomedave> Logs filled all available disk space? ;)
#1152 [14:51] <bananaman> The linked forums thread offers several solutions to the "too many logins" error.
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#1154 [14:52] <leaper> how do i fix the spawning in 1.9 pre release 4?
#1155 [14:52] <leaper> hello?
#1156 [14:54] <bananaman> spawning?
#1157 [14:54] <bananaman> Are you referring to mobs spawning on a Peaceful map?
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#1159 [14:55] <Helpmeploxx> Hi.
#1160 [14:56] <Helpmeploxx> I'm getting mad, I have MC but everytime I log in it says "Too many failed log in attempts"
#1161 [14:56] <bananaman> Please read the forums post here for solutions: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/724318-too-many-failed-logins-info/
#1162 [14:56] <Helpmeploxx> Thanks
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#1165 [15:00] <handsomedave> tried everything in the forum post except waiting for 24 hours. My life has no meaning without minecraft :(
#1166 [15:01] <Kyle> My frekin minecraft wont even load for multiplayer T.T
#1167 [15:01] <bananaman> You may wish to seek counseling, then, Dave. ;)
#1168 [15:01] <bananaman> What error are you getting, Kyle?
#1169 [15:01] <Kyle> One sec ill read wht it says
#1170 [15:02] <almostroot> Is it working in a web browser for anyone?
#1171 [15:02] <Kyle> Internal Client Error: java.net.socket.exception: Unexpected end of file from server
#1172 [15:03] <Kyle> ?.?
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#1174 [15:04] <Kyle> :(
#1175 [15:04] <Ketsueki> Oh great, again? Guess it's back to single player for a bit
#1176 [15:04] <bananaman> I have been able to get into multiplayer through persistence, but only about a 10% or so success rate.
#1177 [15:05] <bananaman> Which is a little silly, since the server I'm playing on is hosted on my computer. :P
#1178 [15:05] <Kyle> My multiplayer wont even work =P
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#1181 [15:05] <Esporrr> Hello
#1182 [15:05] <Esporrr> I cannot access Minecraft
#1183 [15:05] <almostroot> bananaman: If the server is not accessible to the outside world, you can change it to offline mode. If it is, I would NOT recommend changing it.
#1184 [15:05] <Esporrr> It keeps getting stuck at "Updating Minecraft"
#1185 [15:06] <almostroot> Esporrr: Multiplayer is down. We don;t know anymore at this time.
#1186 [15:06] <Esporrr> Hmm
#1187 [15:06] <almostroot> Esporrr: Has it worked before?
#1188 [15:06] <Esporrr> Well ok
#1189 [15:06] <Kyle> This morning
#1190 [15:06] <Esporrr> Of course
#1191 [15:06] <Esporrr> It suddenly stopped
#1192 [15:06] <Kyle> ^
#1193 [15:06] <bananaman> My friends play on my server as well, so I need to keep it in online mode. Thanks for the suggestion, though!
#1194 [15:06] <Esporrr> I thought that it was my minecraft
#1195 [15:06] <Esporrr> So I reset it
#1196 [15:06] <almostroot> Esporrr: I'm still able to download files from Minecraft. Try a full reinstallation. Using Windows?
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#1198 [15:07] <Esporrr> What?
#1199 [15:07] <Kyle> Almostroot. Does multiplayer work for you.
#1200 [15:07] <almostroot> Esporrr: Are you using Windows?
#1201 [15:07] <Esporrr> Yes
#1202 [15:07] <Esporrr> Windows 7
#1203 [15:07] <almostroot> Kyle: I am unable to connect, either receiving a "too long" error message of server error 500.
#1204 [15:07] <almostroot> ??> Esporrr win/reinst/bat
#1205 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Esporrr: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1206 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Esporrr: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#1208 [15:08] <Esporrr> What?
#1209 [15:08] <Kyle> Im getting a error that doesnt even fit the hole page xD
#1210 [15:08] <Esporrr> Do I click the link?
#1211 [15:08] <almostroot> Esporrr: Yes. And follow the instructions.
#1212 [15:08] <Kyle> Should i too??
#1213 [15:09] <almostroot> Kyle: No. Won;t help.
#1214 [15:09] <Esporrr> What instructions?
#1215 [15:09] <Kyle> Dang it...
#1216 [15:09] <echo12e> I can't even get it to start
#1217 [15:09] <almostroot> Esporrr: From VoxelHead.
#1218 [15:09] <Esporrr> How do I run the .bat?
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#1220 [15:09] <almostroot> Esporrr: Double click it.
#1221 [15:10] <Kyle> Stupid multiplayer T.T
#1222 [15:10] <Kyle> Unexpected end of file from server!?
#1223 [15:11] <handsomedave> They must be working on it my errors are changing
#1224 [15:11] <Esporrr> Ok well it is downloading
#1225 [15:11] <almostroot> I just got in...
#1226 [15:11] <Esporrr> We'll see if it works
#1227 [15:11] <Esporrr> How do I check if the MInecraft servers are down?
#1228 [15:12] <handsomedave> I got logged in but when I try to connect to my server it's timing out
#1229 [15:12] <Esporrr> I remember there was a site to check
#1230 [15:12] <almostroot> !check c.nerd.nu
#1231 [15:12] <Esporrr> Hm
#1232 [15:12] <Esporrr> Wtf?
#1233 [15:12] <almostroot> !check s.nerd.nu
#1234 [15:12] <Esporrr> Now I keep getting frozen at "Logging In"
#1235 [15:12] <echo12e> when i use the downloaded game, i can sign in, but when i try loading a world it loads, then sends me to a black screen
#1236 [15:12] <echo12e> on a mac
#1237 [15:13] <almostroot> echo12e: What version of OS X?
#1238 [15:13] <Esporrr> I can't play Minecraft anymore?
#1239 [15:13] <Esporrr> :(
#1240 [15:13] <handsomedave> hooray! I'm in
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#1242 [15:13] <Esporrr> I keep getting stuck at "Logging in" now
#1243 [15:13] <Kyle> im freezing when i Logging in..
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#1245 [15:13] <Esporrr> Lol
#1246 [15:13] <echo12e> are you all on multiplayer?
#1247 [15:13] <Malvisk> how long has MP been down?
#1248 [15:14] <Kyle> This is worse than talking to a indian person on the phone for directions...
#1249 [15:14] <Esporrr> Yeah
#1250 [15:14] <almostroot> Kyle: Excuse me?
#1251 [15:14] <Esporrr> LOL Kyle
#1252 [15:14] * almostroot kicked Kyle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: yle :Borderline racism. This is your ONLY warning!)
#1253 [15:14] <echo12e> nice
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#1255 [15:14] <Malvisk> well deserved
#1256 [15:14] <Kyle> o.o
#1257 [15:15] <echo12e> watch yourself dude
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#1259 [15:15] <bananaman> MP has been spotty for a while now. It was down for chunks of Friday night, up mostly on Saturday, and now spotty again.
#1260 [15:15] <echo12e> what would you guys advise for single player issues?
#1261 [15:15] <bananaman> Some folks are getting logged in alright, others are timing out or having issues with too many logins.
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#1263 [15:16] <echo12e> i've redownloaded it, i've restarted my computer...
#1264 [15:16] <almostroot> echo12e: I had asked what version of OS X are you using. You never answered.
#1265 [15:16] <Kyle> Anyone freezing in Logging In T.T
#1266 [15:16] <echo12e> sorry
#1267 [15:16] <echo12e> 10.5.8
#1268 [15:17] <almostroot> ??> echo12e mac/10.5.8
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#1270 [15:17] <VoxelHead> echo12e: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#1271 [15:17] <VoxelHead> echo12e: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
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#1273 [15:18] <nicky> is the MC server having issues?
#1274 [15:18] <almostroot> nicky: Yes.
#1275 [15:18] <echo12e> so i should just get the 10.9 update?
#1276 [15:18] <nicky> ok, thanks, just so I know
#1277 [15:18] <Kyle> Do you guys know whats happening?
#1278 [15:18] <nicky> now I wont smash my monitor in rage mode
#1279 [15:19] <almostroot> echo12e: Follow the instructions in the solution provided at your own risk, or upgrade to Snow Leopard. You can then upgrade to Lion if you want, but you can;t skip Snow Leopard.
#1280 [15:20] <echo12e> alright
#1281 [15:20] <echo12e> thanks
#1282 [15:21] <Scott> You can too skip Snow Leopard
#1283 [15:21] <Scott> You can get a DVD or USB of Lion and do a fresh install.
#1284 [15:22] <almostroot> Scott: But you have to restore your information from a Time Machine backup. There's no upgrade path. How about that?
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#1286 [15:22] <Scott> I wouldn't advise you upgrade anyways.
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#1288 [15:22] <Scott> Upgrades are typically messy. :s
#1289 [15:23] <almostroot> Scott: And technically, unless you have an agreement with Apple, the only way to get Lion is through the USB drive or the App Store. Any other method is against terms and conditions.
#1290 [15:23] <Scott> The download from the app store has an image in it that can burned to a DVD.
#1291 [15:23] <Scott> I have done such and Apple can kiss my arse if they don't like it.
#1292 [15:24] <almostroot> Scott: I'm aware, but to get the App store, you have to be on Snow Leopard or later.
#1293 [15:24] <Kyle> Im so confuzzled...
#1294 [15:24] <TheNoodle> The auth servers appear to be having problems again.
#1295 [15:24] <Scott> Get it from another computer and buy it on the app store later then?
#1296 [15:24] <almostroot> TheNoodle: See topic.
#1297 [15:24] <bananaman> TheNoodle: that is correct.
#1298 [15:24] <TheNoodle> I just checked the topic :P
#1299 [15:24] <TheNoodle> ahh, missed the line above
#1300 [15:24] <TheNoodle> nvm :3
#1301 [15:25] <Zw> is minecraft bugged now or is it my server? Cant connect http:....
#1302 [15:25] <almostroot> Zw: See the topic.
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#1307 [15:27] <findow> When I try to play in browser, I get a message saying that the digital signature cannot be verified and do I want to run it? I press run, and then I just get this white screen. Im a mac on OS X 10.6.8
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#1310 [15:28] <almostroot> findow: What happens when playing the downloaded version?
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#1313 [15:30] <Scott> findow: Classic or Beta/
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#1315 [15:30] <Ackmey> Hey guys what's the furthest away from the player a hostile mob will spawn?
#1316 [15:31] <findow> beta
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#1318 [15:31] <Ketsueki> Ackmey: furthest depends on chunks loaded
#1319 [15:31] <Ketsueki> IIRC the nearest is something like 24
#1320 [15:31] <Kyle> Is it possible to make a Glowstone Maker or Machine??
#1321 [15:32] <Ackmey> Thanks
#1322 [15:32] <bananaman> Kyle: do you mean some mechanism which produces Glowstone?
#1323 [15:32] <Kyle> Yes.
#1324 [15:32] <Kyle> Without a mod.
#1325 [15:32] <bananaman> Not that I am aware of, no.
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#1327 [15:32] <Kyle> Dang.
#1328 [15:32] <mib_6205g2> 9 uhm...http://session.minecraft.net/game/joinserver.jsp?user=narutoninja6969...i get this error...what happens?
#1329 [15:32] <Ketsueki> see topic
#1330 [15:33] <mib_6205g2> wut topic?
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#1332 [15:33] <Kyle> Multiplyaer is unreliable bud.
#1333 [15:33] <echo12e> i'm back
#1334 [15:33] <Kyle> *Multiplayer
#1335 [15:33] <mib_6205g2> and that means
#1336 [15:33] <bananaman> The one about "Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later."
#1337 [15:33] <echo12e> i got a "failed to launch" page
#1338 [15:33] <mib_6205g2> oh..sorry
#1339 [15:33] <Kyle> It means it doesnt work at the moment
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#1341 [15:33] <bananaman> Folks are experiencing issues with accessing multiplayer servers at the moment.
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#1344 [15:34] <montezuma> is mc multiplayer down?
#1345 [15:34] <bananaman> *sigh* Yes.
#1346 [15:34] <findow> You started to help me last time, scott, but then you became idle.
#1347 [15:34] <montezuma> so whats up /
#1348 [15:34] <mib_6205g2> actually no..i can only connect cracked servers..but no premium
#1349 [15:34] <montezuma> Why is it down
#1350 [15:34] <mib_6205g2> lol im in
#1351 [15:34] <mib_6205g2> a premium sv
#1352 [15:34] <Scott> My internet probably died.
#1353 [15:34] <Scott> We had a fibre cut a few days ago.
#1354 [15:35] <mib_6205g2> think its back people
#1355 [15:35] <Kyle> ope.
#1356 [15:35] <Kyle> *nope
#1357 [15:35] <montezuma> no its not - http://www.isminecraftdown.net/
#1358 [15:35] <mib_6205g2> lo..but im connected
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#1360 [15:36] <Kyle> Made by WedTM so people would stop bitching in #minecraft. Lmao
#1361 [15:36] <findow> ah. that would stink. yeah, but it isnt just beta that doesnt work. when i try to play classic i get the same error too.
#1362 [15:36] <gretchen> How do I delet the XP orbs from multiplayer, it keeps freezing the server
#1363 [15:36] <gretchen> and it's not leting anyone on
#1364 [15:36] <montezuma> use bukkit and get a plugin
#1365 [15:37] <montezuma> then you have no problem
#1366 [15:37] <gretchen> that will get rid of the xp orbs?
#1367 [15:37] <montezuma> if you find the correct plugin
#1368 [15:37] <gretchen> ok, thanks
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#1370 [15:38] <felinoel> Hey can MC Edit not be used on server worlds or something? I edited mine and now when I try to log on it keeps giving me an internal client error or disconnected by server because it took too long to log in
#1371 [15:39] <bananaman> That's probably not MC edit's fault -- Multiplayer is spotty right now.
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#1374 [15:40] <felinoel> Ah ok it is just coincidence then that I edited it and uploaded the new save when smp is being spotty? lol I see
#1375 [15:40] <felinoel> Nice timing then <.<;
#1376 [15:40] <bananaman> indeed. :)
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#1378 [15:41] <mib_6205g2> good night too all of ya..or good mornirn
#1379 [15:41] <felinoel> I've got the afternoon
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#1381 [15:42] <mib_6205g2> good day to all
#1382 [15:42] <mib_6205g2> :)
#1383 [15:42] <MeTaLhEd> hiya all
#1384 [15:42] <felinoel> lol
#1385 [15:42] <felinoel> Anyways thanks and bye.
#1386 [15:42] <mib_6205g2> am i allowed to promote a server btw?
#1387 [15:42] <MeTaLhEd> anyone able to help with crashing problems?
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#1389 [15:43] <Chucknorrispain> Can anyone else log into servers? it wont let me and is giving me a wierd error. :|
#1390 [15:43] <almostroot> Chucknorrispain: See topic.
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#1392 [15:45] <rymate1234> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. - Multiplayer was ever reliable
#1393 [15:45] <rymate1234> ?
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#1396 [15:46] <chris0744_> ah
#1397 [15:46] <chris0744_> I can't join any server
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#1399 [15:47] <weirdo> hello
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#1402 [15:51] <Mark_Execution> Help
#1403 [15:52] <VoxelHead> Mark_Execution: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#1404 [15:52] <Mark_Execution> Who can help with compters?
#1405 [15:53] <Mark_Execution> Im going to buy things to make Minecraft run faster but I dont know what to buy and what my crappy PC can handle
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#1409 [15:55] <Chocolate_skylord> Someone help!
#1410 [15:55] <Chocolate_skylord> I cannot log into ANY servers. :O
#1411 [15:55] <Mark_Execution> No ones even talking :<
#1412 [15:55] <hookertiitysqueese14> my server ses im not connected as a client
#1413 [15:55] <clarjon1> Chocolate_skylord: we can't do anything...
#1414 [15:55] <Chocolate_skylord> Can anyone else?
#1415 [15:56] <clarjon1> Chocolate_skylord: same issue here
#1416 [15:56] <Chocolate_skylord> Oh, its for everyone?
#1417 [15:56] <clarjon1> Chocolate_skylord: it's another auth server derp problem
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#1419 [15:56] <Chocolate_skylord> Ok good.
#1420 [15:56] <hookertiitysqueese14> yer shittin me, wy cant we use servers
#1421 [15:56] <Chocolate_skylord> I thought i jcked sumthing up.
#1422 [15:56] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: Cuz the auth servers are derping.
#1423 [15:56] <Chocolate_skylord> xD
#1424 [15:56] <hookertiitysqueese14> GAY
#1425 [15:56] <Chocolate_skylord> Lulz.................
#1426 [15:56] <clarjon1> Took me like 10 tries to just log into the client.
#1427 [15:56] <hookertiitysqueese14> damn
#1428 [15:56] <hookertiitysqueese14> well this sucks ass
#1429 [15:56] <JonesyBoppa> I just bought it too, and every server i try dont work, says summat about session.minecraft.com
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#1431 [15:57] <hookertiitysqueese14> how else am i soposted to play
#1432 [15:57] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: oh calm down.... You bought an unfinished game, there's gonna be issues like this.
#1433 [15:57] <Mark_Execution> Who here is good with computers I dont know what my PC can handle ive been searching for how much watts im using but idk
#1434 [15:57] <tigerstar186> Hello, is anyone available to help me? I can wait if you're busy.
#1435 [15:57] <clarjon1> tigerstar186: Just ask your question :)
#1436 [15:58] <Mark_Execution> tiger im with nno
#1437 [15:58] <Mark_Execution> you*
#1438 [15:58] <hookertiitysqueese14> has this servr problem ever happen before
#1439 [15:58] <Mark_Execution> The site is down and so is Minecraft in general so if anyone here has problems with logging in thats why just play offline
#1440 [15:58] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: yes
#1441 [15:58] <hookertiitysqueese14> when
#1442 [15:59] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: many many times lol
#1443 [15:59] <clarjon1> i remember the 'free weekend' event
#1444 [15:59] <hookertiitysqueese14> wow
#1445 [15:59] <Mark_Execution> Yea
#1446 [15:59] <hookertiitysqueese14> this sucls
#1447 [15:59] <tigerstar186> Alright, I'm having a problem whenever I try to connect to a server, it says Logging in... and it'll sit on that screen and not let me access anything else on the computer until I go into the system manager and end the process java.exe32 or whatever it is, and this happens in both the website and the launcher. I only started having this problem a few days ag
#1448 [15:59] <clarjon1> where it got so popular so fast the auth server failed completely :)
#1449 [15:59] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: You bought a game that's not been finished yet....
#1450 [15:59] <hookertiitysqueese14> ha
#1451 [15:59] <hookertiitysqueese14> man, that swedish notch person needs to finish it, i need a reliable game
#1452 [16:00] <tigerstar186> It's out next month with Minecon, I believe.
#1453 [16:00] <hookertiitysqueese14> sweet
#1454 [16:00] <clarjon1> And he's trying to, hookertiitysqueese14...
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#1456 [16:00] <hookertiitysqueese14> well, looks like im fucked, anyone wanna play sum terraria
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#1458 [16:01] <Samtheman146> i wish i could but i dont have it
#1459 [16:01] <Samtheman146> im saving for it
#1460 [16:01] <Mark_Execution> SOMEONE HELP
#1461 [16:01] <Mark_Execution> plz
#1462 [16:01] <hookertiitysqueese14> its only 10 bucks
#1463 [16:01] <Samtheman146> but why is multiplayer fucked up again
#1464 [16:01] <Samtheman146> yesh but i dont get an allowance
#1465 [16:02] <Samtheman146> and i dont have a job
#1466 [16:02] <hookertiitysqueese14> cuss swedish people should notbe designing games
#1467 [16:02] <Samtheman146> obviously they should stick to music
#1468 [16:02] <clarjon1> Samtheman146: the auth servers are derping again
#1469 [16:02] <hookertiitysqueese14> you dont need to get a job tyo get money, i would go around my school and sell gum and shit, it works great
#1470 [16:02] <tigerstar186> The game is good anyways...do single player?
#1471 [16:02] <clarjon1> yeah
#1472 [16:02] <Samtheman146> damnitt notch
#1473 [16:03] <hookertiitysqueese14> stupid italian
#1474 [16:03] <Samtheman146> stop having sex on teh auth server
#1475 [16:03] <clarjon1> Samtheman146: It's not his fault that there's millions of people trying to log in at once...
#1476 [16:03] <hookertiitysqueese14> lol
#1477 [16:03] <hookertiitysqueese14> oh yes it is
#1478 [16:03] <tigerstar186> Don't hate on them, they give you a great game for barely any cost at all .-.
#1479 [16:03] <clarjon1> mhm
#1480 [16:03] <Samtheman146> ik
#1481 [16:03] <hookertiitysqueese14> any one no any good mods
#1482 [16:03] <tigerstar186> *know
#1483 [16:03] <clarjon1> ?? > hookertiitysqueese14 mods
#1484 [16:03] <Samtheman146> but 2 times in 1 weekend theres something goin on here
#1485 [16:03] <hookertiitysqueese14> yes
#1486 [16:03] <clarjon1> hm
#1487 [16:03] <Samtheman146> ITS TEH RUSSIANS
#1488 [16:03] <clarjon1> anyways.
#1489 [16:04] <clarjon1> hookertiitysqueese14: try them all
#1490 [16:04] <hookertiitysqueese14> yoyur shitin me, minecraft is a rip off ,of a rippof
#1491 [16:04] <clarjon1> Really?
#1492 [16:04] <tigerstar186> ?
#1493 [16:04] <hookertiitysqueese14> yeah
#1494 [16:04] <clarjon1> I've yet to see a game with exploding green suicide bombers
#1495 [16:04] <hookertiitysqueese14> wtf
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#1497 [16:04] <tigerstar186> There have been similar games like Infiniminer, but it's a better version as Minecraft anyways.
#1498 [16:05] <hookertiitysqueese14> ANY ONE HERE WANNA SELL ME A TUBA
#1499 [16:05] <tigerstar186> No.
#1500 [16:05] <hookertiitysqueese14> why
#1501 [16:05] <clarjon1> hey GreyVulpine you there?
#1502 [16:05] <tigerstar186> This is a minecraft help server, that's why .-.
#1503 [16:05] <hookertiitysqueese14> oh weel
#1504 [16:05] <tigerstar186> What's a weel?
#1505 [16:06] <clarjon1> it's 'well' with an accent
#1506 [16:06] <hookertiitysqueese14> well
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#1508 [16:06] <tigerstar186> What accent?
#1509 [16:06] <hookertiitysqueese14> tahnkyou
#1510 [16:06] <tigerstar186> Internet?
#1511 [16:06] <tigerstar186> While, I'm heading off now. Thanks for your help.
#1512 [16:06] <hookertiitysqueese14> wat to do...
#1513 [16:07] <hookertiitysqueese14> ...
#1514 [16:07] <hookertiitysqueese14> ...
#1515 [16:07] <hookertiitysqueese14> ...
#1516 [16:07] <clarjon1> Finally
#1517 [16:08] <clarjon1> awh.
#1518 [16:08] <hookertiitysqueese14> zwat
#1519 [16:08] <hookertiitysqueese14> what
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#1523 [16:09] <hookertiitysqueese14> any yall wanna join my server wen the server shit works
#1524 [16:10] <Dillon1005> my minecraft is acting up it wont log into my server it just says logging in and says that till it runs out
#1525 [16:10] <hookertiitysqueese14> the shits havin a spasm
#1526 [16:10] <Dillon1005> my minecraft is acting up it wont log into my server it just says logging in and says that till it runs out
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#1529 [16:10] <hookertiitysqueese14> the shits a havin a spams
#1530 [16:11] <Dillon1005> the server having spams
#1531 [16:11] <hookertiitysqueese14> spasms
#1532 [16:11] <Dillon1005> my minecraft is acting up it wont log into my server it just says logging in and says that till it runs out
#1533 [16:11] <hookertiitysqueese14> same here
#1534 [16:11] <Dillon1005> what type of server i have a bukkit server
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#1536 [16:12] <hookertiitysqueese14> hamachi, but its the acctual MC site, its down
#1537 [16:13] <hookertiitysqueese14> nsnsnsnsnsnsnsns
#1538 [16:13] <rambo5575> Can someone help me??
#1539 [16:13] <hookertiitysqueese14> yes
#1540 [16:13] <ericliu> why is it that when i try to join a server, it tells me 500 for url and then a bunch of numbers?
#1541 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> See topic
#1542 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> MP auth server's down
#1543 [16:13] <hookertiitysqueese14> the minecraft sie is jacked up right noe
#1544 [16:13] <hookertiitysqueese14> now
#1545 [16:13] <ericliu> oh
#1546 [16:14] <hookertiitysqueese14> yep
#1547 [16:14] <hookertiitysqueese14> whats a keyboard
#1548 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> !kb hookertiitysqueese14
#1549 [16:14] * VoxelHead kicked hookertiitysqueese14 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ookertiitysqueese14 :Banned)
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#1551 [16:15] <leaper> hello
#1552 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#1554 [16:17] <leaper> ?
#1555 [16:17] <leaper> I got a couple questions
#1556 [16:17] <leaper> first, when is the release date for the full game/
#1557 [16:17] <leaper> ?|
#1558 [16:18] * xXInvincibleXx [xXInvincibleXx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1559 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> Around minecon
#1560 [16:18] <leaper> hellllo???
#1561 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1562 [16:18] <xXInvincibleXx> Is There A Solution To This Problem?
#1563 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> xXInvincibleXx - The multiplayer thing? No. Just be patient and wait
#1564 [16:18] <xXInvincibleXx> Okay.
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#1566 [16:20] <leaper> greyvulpine
#1567 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1568 [16:20] <Jackson413> so notch had an orgy on his auth server again?
#1569 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> Jackson413 - Yes
#1570 [16:20] <Jackson413> oh god
#1571 [16:20] <Jackson413> 2nd time in a week
#1572 [16:20] <Jackson413> someone please buy him a bed
#1573 [16:20] <leaper> Whens the full release date for mc
#1574 [16:21] <Jackson413> isnt it 11-11-11
#1575 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> No, they moved it up to 18-19
#1576 [16:21] <Jackson413> 11-18-11?
#1577 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> Too many AAA-title games were releasing on 11-11-11
#1578 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#1580 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> Or, just around minecon
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#1582 [16:22] <leaper> Oh wow will they make server makeing easier
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#1585 [16:22] <mib_wlghkr> Hello
#1586 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> leaper - "easier"?
#1587 [16:22] <byun> !help
#1588 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> making a server is already pretty easy
#1589 [16:22] <mib_wlghkr> I need help
#1590 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_wlghkr - With?
#1591 [16:22] <leaper> i dont think so'
#1592 [16:22] <leaper> lol
#1593 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Actually, it pretty is
#1594 [16:22] <mib_wlghkr> Minecraft
#1595 [16:22] <byun> i need help
#1596 [16:23] <mib_wlghkr> can you help me?
#1597 [16:23] <GreyVulpine> If you tell us what you need help with, we will
#1598 [16:23] <mib_wlghkr> My uh game wont run
#1599 [16:23] <GreyVulpine> Just saying "I need help", tells us nothing about your problem
#1600 [16:23] <leaper> Well the beginning is easy but when i try port forwarding it thats the problem
#1601 [16:23] <mib_wlghkr> I baught it!
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#1603 [16:23] <mib_wlghkr> *bought
#1604 [16:23] <Samtheman146> I need help
#1605 [16:23] <wippler> Hello, I've just bought minecraft and downloaded it. It works for about 2 minutes (if that) and then the window/program just shuts off and disappears randomly. Any ideas on how I can improve this?
#1606 [16:23] <Keji> Me two
#1607 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Do you get any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid?
#1608 [16:24] <byun> i need help, i start my minecraft log in and go to join any server as soon as i join i crash (all servers)
#1609 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> byun - See topic. Auth servers for servers are down
#1610 [16:24] <Samtheman146> i need help
#1611 [16:24] <Keji> Trying to play with a buddy, but I can't connect to him. Tried making my own server thingy, can't connect to it either
#1612 [16:24] <Samtheman146> oh
#1613 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> See topic. Auth servers for servers are down
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#1615 [16:24] <wippler> No reports no. It literally just disappears and that's it.
#1616 [16:24] <mib_wlghkr> I need help. I bought Minecraft, And i've waited about a frickin' year now. But it wont run, it says "User Not Premium" PLEASE HELP ME!!!
#1617 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_wlghkr - Did you buy minecraft from minecraft.net?
#1618 [16:25] <mib_wlghkr> yeah
#1619 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_wlghkr - Then fill out a support ticket at minecraft.net/support
#1620 [16:25] <mib_wlghkr> im sorry?
#1621 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> There's an option for "I paid for minecraft but my account is still regular" at minecraft.net/support
#1622 [16:25] <mib_wlghkr> ill look it up. THANKS!
#1623 [16:25] <byun> what do you mean auth servers are down my friend and 8 other people are in one of the servers
#1624 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> That'll send a support ticket to mojang
#1625 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> byun - See /topic
#1626 [16:25] <byun> ok
#1627 [16:26] <byun> :
#1628 [16:26] <leaper> greyvulpine can you give me a link to make my own server
#1629 [16:26] <leaper> I'll give it one last try here...
#1630 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> You will not see any server software that doesn't make you do at least port forwarding
#1631 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> If you do not understand port forwarding, or do not know how to do it, we can help
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#1634 [16:27] <leaper> please explain
#1635 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> We can also provide port forwarding assistance over a remote program called Teamviewer, where we connect to your computer, and assist you with it
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#1637 [16:28] <wippler> I know this is a busy chat room, but have you got any solutions for me? :)
#1638 [16:28] <leaper> ehhh i dont feel to comfortable with that
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#1640 [16:28] <dk221> I can connect to server in my contry but not otherss
#1641 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Then you'll want to look at portforward.com
#1642 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> dk221 - See /topic
#1643 [16:28] <Jackson413> leaper, I would trust him, he's helped me a couple times
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#1645 [16:29] <leaper> ehh
#1646 [16:30] <leaper> do I have to give out any information to do it?
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#1648 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Nothing personal
#1649 [16:30] <dk221> is it internet thing? the problem?
#1650 [16:30] <Ryladine> leaper, anyone with a @ is 100% trustworthy, and anyone with a + is trusted by the people with @'s.
#1651 [16:31] <leaper> ummm ok then\
#1652 [16:31] <almostroot> wippler: What version and update of Java do you have installed?
#1653 [16:31] <almostroot> ??> wippler java/version
#1654 [16:31] <VoxelHead> wippler: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1655 [16:31] <VoxelHead> wippler: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#1658 [16:32] <melton365> when will the multiplayer be back up and running
#1659 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> melton365 - Soon™
#1660 [16:33] <melton365> will it be later today?
#1661 [16:33] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: You could sure EVERYONE with that trademark. Completely end all patent wars.
#1662 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> We have no ETA on that
#1663 [16:33] <almostroot> sure/sue
#1664 [16:33] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1664 [16:33] <leaper> Does anyone know if you will be able to make your own militia in future mc updates?
#1665 [16:33] <melton365> ok, thanks
#1666 [16:33] <wippler> VoxelHead: It won't show me. I think I need to update my Java now. Cheers!
#1667 [16:34] <leaper> Just wondering...
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#1676 [16:38] <guest-0-03972> Hey, I'm getting a 'Disconnected by Server, took to long to connect' error, any help?
#1677 [16:38] <DarkVampire> hello
#1678 [16:38] <guest-0-03972> Everyone on the server's getting it...
#1679 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> See /topic
#1680 [16:38] <Samtheman146> Guest-0-03972 teh auth server is down so no multiplayer
#1681 [16:38] <guest-0-03972> For how long?
#1682 [16:39] <DarkVampire> thx for the information i had the same question
#1683 [16:39] <DarkVampire> ;)
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#1685 [16:39] <Black4117> this happened yesterday
#1686 [16:39] <Ryladine> Black4117: Yes, it did. It also happened today.
#1687 [16:39] <rymate1234> mollstam, y u no fix login
#1688 [16:40] <Black4117> i know
#1689 [16:40] <DarkVampire> ok switch server to offline mode than it works ^^
#1690 [16:40] <guest-0-03972> Sooo, how long for then? :/
#1691 [16:40] <rymate1234> not just put a plaster through another hole
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#1693 [16:40] <Ryladine> It may happen tomorrow, and the next day.
#1694 [16:40] <guest-0-03972> Got scared I lost all my progress D:
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#1696 [16:40] <JonesyBoppa> Is it still down then :/
#1697 [16:40] <Coolkid> Will someone wake up notch
#1698 [16:40] <rymate1234> Coolkid: notch doesn't sort out the servers
#1699 [16:41] <rymate1234> thats mollstams job
#1700 [16:41] <Coolkid> ok....
#1701 [16:41] <Coolkid> wake him up!
#1702 [16:41] <dk221> he doesnt twittes anything
#1703 [16:41] <Black4117> this sucks
#1704 [16:41] <minilem> anyone know how to fix the fatal error 4 null?
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#1709 [16:43] <Keji> any suggestions how to make connecting with a buddy easier? we keep getting errors
#1710 [16:44] <Keji> like lost connection, or Took too long to log in
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#1712 [16:44] <Keji> both our firewalls are down I think, and we're using hamachi
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#1714 [16:44] <DarkVampire> set in the server config on online mode false than it works
#1715 [16:44] <DarkVampire> ^^
#1716 [16:44] <Ryladine> Keji: Better net, propper settings, waiting for the auth servers to be back, and not using hamachi ever,
#1717 [16:44] <Keji> hamachi bad?
#1718 [16:44] <Caleb> Is multiplayer down?
#1719 [16:44] <DarkVampire> hamachi is gay not bad
#1720 [16:44] <Ryladine> ??> keji fubar/hamachi
#1721 [16:44] <VoxelHead> keji: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#1722 [16:45] <VoxelHead> keji: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#1723 [16:45] <Ryladine> Hamachi is both gay AND bad.
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#1725 [16:45] <Ryladine> lol
#1726 [16:45] * Coolkid mad at notch
#1726 [16:45] <Ryladine> Caleb: The auth servers are down.
#1727 [16:45] <dk221> Create bat file in .minecraft folder
#1728 [16:45] <dk221> start javaw -Xmx512M -Djava.library.path=bin/natives -cp bin/minecraft.jar;bin/jinput.jar;bin/lwjgl.jar;bin/lwjgl_util.jar net.minecraft.client.Minecraft USERNAME PASSWORD
#1729 [16:46] <dk221> it is sepose to work but i havent tested it yet
#1730 [16:46] <Caleb> Ryladine: would you mind explaining what that means?
#1731 [16:46] <dk221> should make smp possible
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#1733 [16:46] <syntaqx> Login server is down again?
#1734 [16:46] <Ryladine> It means the servers used to connect your client to servers and verify you have bought minecraft are currently down. Meaning no multiplayer.
#1735 [16:47] <[z]2> No, because it expects the login token, and not the password, to be passed to it
#1736 [16:47] <syntaqx> Does putting a server in offline mode fix the issue?
#1737 [16:47] <Ryladine> IT should, yes.
#1738 [16:47] <Caleb> Is there a way to find out/be notified when the auth servers will be back up?
#1739 [16:47] <syntaqx> I'll just do that then, at least temporarily.
#1740 [16:47] <dk221> the problem with verifyng names with servers
#1741 [16:47] <Caleb> OH, how do you put a server in offline mode?
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#1743 [16:47] <Ryladine> Try try again. It's the only way that I know of caleb.
#1744 [16:48] <dk221> if you tuen it off it can join players
#1745 [16:48] <Ryladine> Caleb, it's an option in server.properties.
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#1747 [16:48] <[z]2> And it means anyone can join with any name
#1748 [16:48] <Ryladine> Yeah. But for a temp fix it works.
#1749 [16:48] <Caleb> Ok, thanks
#1750 [16:49] <Caleb> Did a hacker crash the servers or something?
#1751 [16:49] <mib_xserfj> hi guys - question, what does "multiplayer unreliable" mean?
#1752 [16:49] <Ryladine> Nah, they are just unstable.
#1753 [16:49] <OspoonylegsO> help minecraft doesnt suport pixel things?!
#1754 [16:49] <Caleb> Ok
#1755 [16:49] <Caleb> thanks so much
#1756 [16:49] <Ryladine> OspoonylegsO: Update your video drivers.
#1757 [16:49] <OspoonylegsO> how?
#1758 [16:50] <Ryladine> OspoonylegsO: Find out your card type, and get them from your manufacturer.
#1759 [16:50] <Ryladine> OspoonylegsO: Or ask for help with it and I can help you retrieve them.
#1760 [16:50] <OspoonylegsO> ok
#1761 [16:51] <Coolkid> 8)
#1762 [16:51] <Keji> disabled hamachi now ._.
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#1765 [16:53] <Chicken> Hi, I've just bought minecraft and downloaded it. Every time I go to play it, it lasts like 3 minutes and then just shuts down randomly. Well annoyed! Can any of you wonderful people help please?
#1766 [16:53] <Zemedelphos> Any clue why minecraft freezes when I try connecting to a server?
#1767 [16:53] <almostroot> Chicken: Does it display an error or create an error file with the name of hrr_pid??? in the same location as the Minecraft launcher?
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#1769 [16:54] <almostroot> Zemedelphos: See topic
#1770 [16:54] <Zemedelphos> Okay.
#1771 [16:54] <Waffles> So i just got Minecraft last night. after logging in and building the terrain all i get is a black screen and sometimes a message saying it crashed. wtf is up with this? I needs the helps
#1772 [16:54] <Ryladine> Waffles: Do you run a MAC?
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#1774 [16:54] <almostroot> Waffles: Are you trying to connect to a server or single player?
#1775 [16:55] <Waffles> yep
#1776 [16:55] <Waffles> even in single player
#1777 [16:55] <Ryladine> Waffles: 10.5.8?
#1778 [16:55] <Waffles> no go
#1779 [16:55] <Chicken> almostroot: no not at all. it just disappears and that's it!
#1780 [16:55] <Waffles> 10.4.11
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#1782 [16:55] <almostroot> Waffles: Please put the error message on pastebin.com and share the url with us
#1783 [16:55] <almostroot> ??> Waffles pastebin
#1784 [16:55] <VoxelHead> Waffles: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1785 [16:56] <almostroot> Chicken: Using Windows?
#1786 [16:56] <Klownicle> "'Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE!" Well that answers that question :(
#1787 [16:56] <Chicken> almostroot: yeah I am
#1788 [16:56] <almostroot> Chicken: What version of JAva is installed?
#1789 [16:56] <almostroot> ??> Chicken java/version
#1790 [16:56] <VoxelHead> Chicken: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1791 [16:56] <VoxelHead> Chicken: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1792 [16:57] <Chicken> I believe it's the latest one as I've just downloaded it then
#1793 [16:57] <Chicken> Almostroot: I believe it's the latest one as I've just downloaded it then
#1794 [16:57] <almostroot> Chicken: Please go to that site and tell me the actual version and update number.
#1795 [16:58] <Chicken> almostroot: 1.6.0-oem
#1796 [16:58] <almostroot> Chicken: What version of Windows do you have? 64-bit or 32-bit?
#1797 [16:58] <OspoonylegsO> ???? it not support the pixel things
#1798 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> OspoonylegsO - What operating system are you on? Windows?
#1799 [16:59] <OspoonylegsO> uuhhmm
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#1801 [16:59] <Chicken> almostroot: I don't have a clue. How can I find out?
#1802 [16:59] <Ryladine> OspoonylegsO: I was waiting for you to tell me if you wanted help getting your drivers...
#1803 [16:59] <almostroot> ??> Chicken win/dxdiag
#1804 [16:59] <VoxelHead> Chicken: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1805 [16:59] <VoxelHead> Chicken: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1806 [16:59] <OspoonylegsO> windows xp
#1807 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> OspoonylegsO - Could you follow VoxelHead's instructions on giving us a dxdiag?
#1808 [16:59] <frogmella> my mulitplayer wont let me get it... what do i do???
#1809 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - Nothing you can do, servers are down
#1810 [17:00] <OspoonylegsO> ?
#1811 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> ??> OspoonylegsO win/dxdiag
#1812 [17:00] <VoxelHead> OspoonylegsO: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1813 [17:00] <VoxelHead> OspoonylegsO: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1814 [17:00] <OspoonylegsO> ok
#1815 [17:00] <frogmella> okay thank you
#1816 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's instructions OspoonylegsO
#1817 [17:02] <JonesyBoppa> Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
#1818 [17:02] <Chicken> VoxelHead: Nice one, I've saved it. Is the IRC channel this chat room?
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#1820 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> Chicken - Yes
#1821 [17:02] <almostroot> Chicken: Yes, and VoxelHead is a bot.
#1822 [17:02] <JonesyBoppa> yeah#
#1823 [17:03] <Chicken> almostroot: Nice one, I'll do that now...
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#1826 [17:04] <Waffles> So now i dont even get a crash message, just the black screen
#1827 [17:04] <Waffles> weak
#1828 [17:04] <almostroot> Waffles: What version of Java is installed?
#1829 [17:04] <Chicken> almostroot: http://pastebin.com/tUc4B2QJ
#1830 [17:04] <JonesyBoppa> anyone here have a server ?
#1831 [17:04] <almostroot> ??> Waffles java/version
#1832 [17:04] <VoxelHead> Waffles: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1833 [17:04] <VoxelHead> Waffles: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1834 [17:04] <confusedkid> ido
#1835 [17:04] <almostroot> JonesyBoppa: Many people do.
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#1837 [17:05] <JonesyBoppa> almostroot: do you ?
#1838 [17:05] <almostroot> A few.
#1839 [17:05] <JonesyBoppa> can i pm you a sec?
#1840 [17:05] <confusedkid> so does anyone know WHY the multiplayer is unreliable?
#1841 [17:05] <almostroot> JonesyBoppa: Just ask your question here.
#1842 [17:05] <OspoonylegsO> is somebody dutch?
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#1844 [17:05] <fault> i set up an offline server that works for people who are suffering from minecraft cold turky
#1845 [17:05] <fault> *turkey
#1846 [17:05] <fault> well, that's bad
#1847 [17:06] <fault> regardlessly, anyone interested.
#1848 [17:06] <Tyki> I wanna play with a buddeh :( we can't
#1849 [17:06] <Chicken> almostroot: Did you get the link I sent mate?
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#1851 [17:06] <JonesyBoppa> almostroot: When im setting up my server - It says the port is already there, but it isn't - what do i do ?
#1852 [17:06] <fault> that was a terrible analogy(/)
#1853 [17:06] <xMasterCheif15x> guys I need help
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#1855 [17:06] <xMasterCheif15x> On all servers I try to connect I get errors like : Unexpected end of file from server
#1856 [17:06] <fault> it wasn't even an analogy
#1857 [17:06] <fault> READ THE TPOIC.
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#1859 [17:06] <fault> *TOPIC.
#1860 [17:07] <Luso> Hello.
#1861 [17:07] <xMasterCheif15x> Im a legit user and all servers I try to connect I get errors ( online mode servers )
#1862 [17:07] <Jackson413> did you try restarting your computer?
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#1864 [17:07] <Klownicle> MasterChef. Minecraft.net is expierencing issues.
#1865 [17:07] <Klownicle> Thus you can't login properly.
#1866 [17:07] <Jackson413> try shaking your computer as hard as you can
#1867 [17:07] <fault> offline mode temp server: 184.172.43.171:25567
#1868 [17:07] <JonesyBoppa> lmao
#1869 [17:07] <xMasterCheif15x> I guessed so, its from their authentification servers
#1870 [17:07] <Waffles> the java site said to check my software update for the most recent version. I apparently have the most up to date verstion
#1871 [17:07] <fault> it works!
#1872 [17:07] <Waffles> *version
#1873 [17:07] <Jackson413> im coming fault
#1874 [17:08] <xMasterCheif15x> offline works but online no
#1875 [17:08] <Tyki> what's the difference between the two?=
#1876 [17:08] <almostroot> JonesyBoppa: That means that there's already a server running. It may be stalled in the background.
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#1878 [17:08] <JonesyBoppa> almostroot: It cant be, I just downloaded it fromm MC website
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#1881 [17:08] <Luso> Here to ask a question about mah Minecraft. Ever since I got it, I've had problems with it randomly shutting off. I've tried multiple times to reinstall it, but I believe it has something to do with my Java, yet when I google the problem, no one else seems to be having quite the same issue. So, is there any way I can fix my random closings? It's sparrotic, it'll play fine, but I'll be
#1882 [17:08] <Luso> wandering around or something (sometimes if I get in closed quarters it'll do it a lot more often) and it'll just snap closed, I could be playing for 5 minutes, or 15 or an hour, it just does it without warning.
#1883 [17:09] <maltee_h> Is it right, that all Minecraft Servers are down?
#1884 [17:09] <Luso> Anyone know how to fix it?
#1885 [17:09] <Luso> :o
#1886 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> maltee_h -Yes
#1887 [17:09] <fault> yeah, you won't be able to connect.
#1888 [17:09] <xMasterCheif15x> @Tyki its that offline server dont authentificate usernames to mojang so people can't fake usernames etc
#1889 [17:09] <Klownicle> Luso what version of java and what bit?
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#1891 [17:09] <almostroot> Chicken: Download and install these graphics card drivers: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#1892 [17:09] <Luso> one moment.
#1893 [17:09] <maltee_h> @GreyVulpine : Do you habe mor Informations?
#1894 [17:10] <almostroot> Waffles: What is the exact version it reports?
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#1896 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> maltee_h - The server on Mojang's side that authenticates users connecting to MC servers is experiencing issues
#1897 [17:11] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. |
#1898 [17:11] <kiugetski> lol
#1899 [17:11] <xMasterCheif15x> you can play on offline mode servers for now...
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#1901 [17:11] <Chicken> almostroot: it's just downloading now. It aint gonna destroy my computer is it? ;)
#1902 [17:11] <Waffles> it didnt, but i believe its 5. the most recent one is 6 isnt it
#1903 [17:11] <almostroot> Chicken: It will warn you if the driver is incompatible.
#1904 [17:12] <mib_v71y4j> my launcher keeps asking me to update. if i click yes it freezes minecraft. if i click no it still freezes it
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#1906 [17:12] <almostroot> ??> Waffles java/version
#1907 [17:12] <VoxelHead> Waffles: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1908 [17:12] <fault> OPs, would it be appropriate for me to advertise my temporary offline server while multiplayer's being strange?
#1909 [17:12] <VoxelHead> Waffles: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1910 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> fault - Not here.
#1911 [17:12] <fault> #smp, then?
#1912 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> Yes please
#1913 [17:12] <maltee_h> GreyVulpine - Do you know, when we can play online again?
#1914 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> maltee_h - We have no ETA on that
#1915 [17:12] <fault> why'd i even have to ask. silly me.
#1916 [17:12] <Waffles> it doesnt tell me because im using a mac
#1917 [17:13] <maltee_h> GreyVulpine - ETA??
#1918 [17:13] <Luso> so, according to my java thinger, it says I'm running the latest version... Java 6 or something, and I believe it's the 64bit one
#1919 [17:13] <Waffles> it just says use software update
#1920 [17:13] <Klownicle> Lusu, what about your video card. What brand ati or nvidia and are you using the latest driver?
#1921 [17:13] <almostroot> Waffles: Are you using a Mac?
#1922 [17:13] <Waffles> yup
#1923 [17:13] <almostroot> Waffles: What version of OS X are you using?
#1924 [17:13] <Waffles> 10.4.11
#1925 [17:14] <almostroot> Waffles: You will need to update to Snow Leopard or later for Minecraft to work currently. This may be fixed in a future update.
#1926 [17:14] <Samtheman146> PPL SAID STUFF?
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#1928 [17:14] <Waffles> damn, thanks yo
#1929 [17:14] <fault> snow leopard doesn't work on ppc, do you know if leopard would work?
#1930 [17:14] <Luso> using an NVidoa
#1931 [17:14] <Luso> Nvidia*
#1932 [17:15] <Klownicle> And is it the latest driver?
#1933 [17:15] <Luso> I believe so
#1934 [17:15] <Klownicle> Don't believe check ;)
#1935 [17:15] <almostroot> fault: Not at this time.
#1936 [17:15] <Klownicle> It can make a difference.
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#1939 [17:17] <michael> is this server up michaelsloan.zapto.org
#1940 [17:17] <Luso> Ou maah.
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#1942 [17:17] <almostroot> michael: See the topi.
#1943 [17:17] <almostroot> topic*
#1944 [17:17] <michael> o ok ty
#1945 [17:17] <Luso> one second. I'm downloading one from August...
#1946 [17:17] <Chicken> almostroot: what do I do once I've downloaded those drivers?
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#1949 [17:18] <Shoeswitch> This is not a big deal, but I thought I'd ask. On the Minecraft Launcher screen; the two buttons in the lower-right appear to be transperant, so that the buttons have a 'dirt' texture. It just makes the text on the buttons, ('Options' and 'Login') hard to read. Anybody else have this (small) problem? There are no other 'graphic' problems to speak of.
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#1951 [17:18] <kiugetski> this login methode is just badass
#1952 [17:19] <rev-lemon> yea same
#1953 [17:19] <kiugetski> they should convert to google instead
#1954 [17:19] <rev-lemon> had it since like the launcher update
#1955 [17:19] <fault> I'm getting a blackscreen whenver I try to play Minecraft classic on mac os 10.6.8 with firefox and safari. Any fix for that?
#1956 [17:19] <kiugetski> google is stable and safe against hackers
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#1959 [17:20] <maltee_h> Hmmm..
#1960 [17:20] * simzee [simzee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1961 [17:20] <maltee_h> There are a few servers, that are running
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#1963 [17:20] <maltee_h> And there are a few servers, taht aren't running
#1964 [17:20] <maltee_h> Any solution?
#1965 [17:20] <kiugetski> when people buy a game they dont fucking want to be pissed on loggin ....
#1966 [17:21] * mib_4sgpna [mib_4sgpna@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1967 [17:21] <fault> Just save the password. Get over it.
#1968 [17:21] <kiugetski> fault you are non sense XD
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#1970 [17:22] <fault> You're making even less sense.
#1971 [17:22] * Caliboon [Caliboon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1972 [17:22] <kiugetski> not my fault if your i.q. is too low
#1973 [17:22] <kiugetski> go back to school
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#1975 [17:23] <wanna> WHATS WRONG WITH MINECRAFT.NET
#1976 [17:23] <wanna> TROLOLOLOL
#1977 [17:23] <|8bitben|> >.<
#1978 [17:23] <fault> read the topic.
#1979 [17:23] <kiugetski> il chie
#1980 [17:23] <wanna> whats wrong with it
#1981 [17:24] <wanna> lawl lawl lawl lawl help me help me help me help me
#1982 [17:24] <kiugetski> its being flooded i guess
#1983 [17:24] <wanna> its not working
#1984 [17:24] <fault> shit's down, yo
#1985 [17:24] <wanna> trolololollololololo l fix it mollstam
#1986 [17:24] <fault> wait for it go to back up
#1987 [17:24] <wanna> i cant wait
#1988 [17:24] <wanna> shit is hitting the fan
#1989 [17:24] <wanna> trolololololololololololol
#1990 [17:24] <wanna> trololololololololololololololol im angry
#1991 [17:25] <wanna> troloololololol
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#1993 [17:25] <maltee_h> stop it, wanna!
#1994 [17:25] <fault> then join my offline server, details in #smp
#1995 [17:25] * almostroot kicked fault from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ault :Still advertising.)
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#1998 [17:27] <guest-832488-75960> When trying to connect to multiplayer servers I'm getting Connection lost, end of stream, or took to long to log in
#1999 [17:27] <guest-832488-75960> Something wrong on my end?
#2000 [17:28] <rev-lemon> guest-0-03972 its a matter of mojangs ident server not connecting people to the net its not your end
#2001 [17:28] <guest-832488-75960> oh ok great
#2002 [17:28] <guest-832488-75960> how long has this been an issue?
#2003 [17:28] <rev-lemon> almost a week
#2004 [17:28] <guest-832488-75960> oh, thats not so great
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#2006 [17:29] <Luke> Hello?
#2007 [17:29] <guest-832488-75960> Is there a thread regarding this issue?
#2008 [17:29] <rev-lemon> i dont know
#2009 [17:29] <Luke> I came here to ask if anyone else is having the 500 for URL code appearing?
#2010 [17:29] <guest-832488-75960> I am
#2011 [17:29] <Luke> I can't seem to connect, but my friend can :/
#2012 [17:30] <guest-832488-75960> Weird
#2013 [17:30] <guest-832488-75960> I'm getting 3 errors
#2014 [17:30] <guest-832488-75960> connecti0on lost, end of stream, took to long to log in, and te 500 error
#2015 [17:30] <rev-lemon> guest-0-48562 what errors
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#2017 [17:31] <maltee_h> Do you know an official Mojang IRC Channel?
#2018 [17:31] <rev-lemon> yea all relaated to not being able to connect becuase of lagg issues and ident dont worry about it just keep trying or play something else
#2019 [17:31] <Luke> Aye, I'm getting the exce[topm retirmed HTTP response code: 500 for URL:
#2020 [17:31] <kiugetski> if your friend can
#2021 [17:31] <rev-lemon> there isnt one
#2022 [17:31] <kiugetski> its cuz they are allready in a game
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#2024 [17:31] <kiugetski> before the login server crash
#2025 [17:31] <Luke> Ah, I see.
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#2027 [17:32] <scuba> is this IRC the place to ask questions regarding low FPS and such?
#2028 [17:32] <Chicken> almostroot: I got half way through downloading those drivers you sent me, and my screen went black for AGES. I pressed the switch off button on my computer and after 5 minutes, my computer came back to life but didn't shut down because some program I had running wasn't letting it...but it shut down the rest of the installation process. Suggestions?
#2029 [17:32] <rev-lemon> scuba we can only surgest things about fps issues
#2030 [17:33] <scuba> ah. According to some stuff i've looked up I should be able to run minecraft fine but I'm getting pretty low FPS, after turning all gfx down to the bare minimum.
#2031 [17:33] <scuba> I can post specs if needed
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#2033 [17:34] <Balee> Hi.
#2034 [17:34] <boobbe> anyone who can help me? i cant connect to my own local server sometimes. almost 1 of 50 times. is there a problem with the 1.8.1 update, it has been working before..
#2035 [17:34] <Balee> Guys, does anyone experience some weird client behaviour?
#2036 [17:34] <Balee> As in...
#2037 [17:34] <kiugetski> guys
#2038 [17:34] <Balee> The client seemingly freezing for half a minute or so when trying to connect a server?
#2039 [17:34] <kiugetski> read blue text on entering the chat
#2040 [17:34] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. |
#2041 [17:35] <Balee> There is no blue text.
#2042 [17:35] <kiugetski> ...
#2043 [17:35] <syntaqx> Any update on the login server?
#2044 [17:35] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. | Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.9-pre4 is released. We will not support it until its stable release. | RIP Dennis Ritchie | MC is available for Android http://tiny.cc/zaf25
#2045 [17:35] <kiugetski> this was the blue text
#2046 [17:35] <rev-lemon> guys stick around you might find when servers are up by some person but atm there ARE ALL DOWN JUST WAIT IT OUT
#2047 [17:35] <kiugetski> you must have seen it
#2048 [17:35] <boobbe> tnx, didnt see that.. do u know where it will work 100% againg?
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#2050 [17:35] <Luke> That's fine, I don't mind waiting
#2051 [17:35] <Luke> I'm just glad it just wasn't me.
#2052 [17:35] <Luke> :3
#2053 [17:35] <Balee> kiugetski: Still, it's not blue, don't generalize like that. But, I have read the topic when you mentioned it.
#2054 [17:36] <kiugetski> at the top of this chat room
#2055 [17:36] <kiugetski> the text is blue
#2056 [17:36] <kiugetski> -_-
#2057 [17:36] <Balee> No it is not.
#2058 [17:36] * mib_4ycqta [mib_4ycqta@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2059 [17:36] <Balee> For me, it is not. For you, it is.
#2060 [17:36] <kiugetski> its the welcome text
#2061 [17:36] <Balee> Ever heard of different IRC clients?
#2062 [17:36] <rev-lemon> its the client your useing
#2063 [17:37] <kiugetski> ah
#2064 [17:37] <Balee> Sheesh, talk about having your head bit off.
#2065 [17:37] <kiugetski> web service :P
#2066 [17:37] <mib_4ycqta> my login says too many failed logins, how do i fix it?
#2067 [17:37] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. | Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.9-pre4 is released. We will not support it until its stable release. | RIP Dennis Ritchie | MC is available for Android http://tiny.cc/zaf25
#2068 [17:37] <scuba> Well anywhosel, I have a 2.3ghz AMD processor, 3gb of ram, and a Nvidia Geforce 6150 SE nForce 430, I'm thinking this should be good enough to at least run on medium but my fps is garbage. any suggestions?
#2069 [17:37] <kiugetski> read mib
#2070 [17:37] <Jacksite> It was down yesterday...
#2071 [17:37] <Jacksite> lol
#2072 [17:37] <mib_4ycqta> whats mib
#2073 [17:37] <kiugetski> its you
#2074 [17:38] <kiugetski> ...
#2075 [17:38] * mib_b17snz [mib_b17snz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2076 [17:38] <mib_b17snz> !! paid V1vek
#2077 [17:38] <mib_4ycqta> what am i supposed to read?
#2078 [17:38] <mib_b17snz> !!paid Vivek
#2079 [17:38] <fault> !paid V1vek
#2080 [17:38] <mib_b17snz> balls
#2081 [17:38] <mib_b17snz> thanks fault
#2082 [17:38] <kiugetski> !paid kiugetski
#2083 [17:38] <Balee> I am compelled to try that.
#2084 [17:38] <mib_b17snz> :'(
#2085 [17:38] <Luke> what about me?
#2086 [17:38] <Luke> tell him to do me
#2087 [17:38] <Luke> ;D
#2088 [17:39] <guest-832488-75960> !paid
#2089 [17:39] * Prebuiltslicer [Prebuiltslicer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2090 [17:39] <Luke> !paid
#2091 [17:39] <Luke> lD
#2092 [17:39] <mib_b17snz> !paid luke
#2093 [17:39] <guest-832488-75960> !paid chads2600
#2094 [17:39] <Prebuiltslicer> hello?
#2095 [17:39] <Balee> Anyhow.
#2096 [17:39] <fault> Hello, Prebuiltslicer. If you have a question, ask.
#2097 [17:39] <scuba> Can anyone help with some suggestions for my FPS issues?
#2098 [17:39] <Prebuiltslicer> im haveing MAJOR! lag!:(
#2099 [17:39] <kiugetski> scuba
#2100 [17:39] <Prebuiltslicer> any help?
#2101 [17:39] <Balee> It's weird that the multiplayer would suddenly break like that.
#2102 [17:39] <kiugetski> mc is a java game
#2103 [17:39] <kiugetski> fps on JAVA suck
#2104 [17:39] <Balee> I mean, there were no updates.
#2105 [17:40] <Prebuiltslicer> well is there a way to fix it?
#2106 [17:40] <Prebuiltslicer> since java sucks?
#2107 [17:40] <scuba> Well yes, Java blows, but most people can get more than say, 7fps yeah?
#2108 [17:40] <fault> Prebuiltslicer, have you updated your graphics card drivers?
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#2110 [17:40] <Luso> Balee, Minecraft is Notch's life support system... it failed... now he's dead. With him, Minecraft died.
#2111 [17:40] <Luke> yeah man, Java blows
#2112 [17:40] <kiugetski> lol not yet
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#2114 [17:40] <Luke> just because your PC can't handle Java
#2115 [17:40] <kiugetski> java is a web based
#2116 [17:40] <Luke> Java blows, yeah?
#2117 [17:40] <Prebuiltslicer> how i do that?
#2118 [17:40] <kiugetski> so you wont fix it
#2119 [17:40] <Luke> Idiots.
#2120 [17:40] <kiugetski> download java 7
#2121 [17:40] <Balee> Luso: You mistake me for a newbie.
#2122 [17:40] <fault> Java blows, this isn't the place to whine about it. It's a support chat for a java game.
#2123 [17:40] <kiugetski> and its a bit faster
#2124 [17:40] <Luso> No I don't.
#2125 [17:40] <Prebuiltslicer> iv been playing then i moved and i lag a lot now
#2126 [17:40] <Luso> I was making a joke.
#2127 [17:41] <maltee_h> bye
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#2129 [17:41] <Luso> Excuuuuuuse me, Princess.
#2130 [17:41] <Balee> In which case that wasn't funny.
#2131 [17:41] <Balee> Now THAT was.
#2132 [17:41] <Luke> Actually
#2133 [17:41] <Luke> I've been working on a project
#2134 [17:41] <scuba> I'm not whining about Java just in case that was directed towards me
#2135 [17:41] <Jacksite> !!paid Jacksite
#2136 [17:41] <Luke> making a C++ version of Minecraft Server
#2137 [17:41] <Luke> it's been coming along nicely
#2138 [17:41] <Luke> one problem is the lighting D:
#2139 [17:41] <Prebuiltslicer> i have the newest java and im haveing lag since i moved
#2140 [17:41] <Samtheman146> PPL SAID ALOT OF STUFF
#2141 [17:41] <Prebuiltslicer> any way to fix?
#2142 [17:41] <scuba> I'm asking for issues with my frames not because "fps on java sucks"
#2143 [17:41] <Luke> Yeah, what Operating system are you on prebuilt?
#2144 [17:42] <Luke> tbh it's probably your PC
#2145 [17:42] <fault> Samtheman146: Yes, indeed. Don't post about it.
#2146 [17:42] <Prebuiltslicer> Windows7
#2147 [17:42] <Luke> going "oh no, new technology, can't handle it"
#2148 [17:42] <Luke> ;D
#2149 [17:42] <Luke> tbh, every 4/5 months you should reinstall your OS
#2150 [17:42] <Luke> have you done that?
#2151 [17:42] <Ratzerna> that's a bit extreme
#2152 [17:42] <Prebuiltslicer> IDK? im on parents PC
#2153 [17:42] <Luke> because desktop environments can fudge up quite nicely.
#2154 [17:42] <kiugetski> luke ... too much porn ?
#2155 [17:43] <Balee> That's probably the worst advice I have heard in quite some time.
#2156 [17:43] <scuba> lolirl
#2157 [17:43] <Luso> I gots some pohnoh on mah desktawp.
#2158 [17:43] <Ratzerna> I ran the same OS for over 10 years (Just updates and manual cleaning)
#2159 [17:43] <Prebuiltslicer> ios there something i can download to help?
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#2162 [17:43] <Luso> It's called Recycle Bin
#2163 [17:43] <Balee> Unless you rape your OS, there's nothing to worry about.
#2164 [17:44] <Luke> Kiugetski
#2165 [17:44] <Luke> nah
#2166 [17:44] <Prebuiltslicer> but im still haveing lag
#2167 [17:44] <fault> Prebuiltslicer: try optifine, that might fix a few problems. We can't help you install it, though.
#2168 [17:44] <Luke> I have CACHE for that ;D
#2169 [17:44] <Prebuiltslicer> well ok brb
#2170 [17:44] <kiugetski> then you dont need to reformat computer each 4 to 5 mounth
#2171 [17:44] <Luke> tbh Java 7 hasn't worked on some Motherboard Flash'
#2172 [17:44] <kiugetski> only when you have too many virus
#2173 [17:44] <Luke> Try flashing your mobo to the latest edition
#2174 [17:44] <kiugetski> or too many torrent
#2175 [17:44] <Balee> O_o
#2176 [17:44] <Luke> LOL
#2177 [17:44] <Balee> What does torrenting have to do with this, I have no idea.
#2178 [17:45] <fault> Hahah, what the hell are you talking about
#2179 [17:45] <Luke> even bill gates said reinstalling your OS every 5 months is recommended
#2180 [17:45] <mib_ixc2jt> i'm getting the fatal error 4 null thing and ive tried uninstalling mc with a thin i found on the web but it didnt help
#2181 [17:45] <Balee> Bill Gates said a lot of things.
#2182 [17:45] <Luke> Aye
#2183 [17:45] <Balee> Like "Buy Windows Vista, it's better than XP!"
#2184 [17:45] <Luke> I've seen his quotes of 1996
#2185 [17:45] <fault> Install gentoo
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#2187 [17:45] <kiugetski> luke this is why when you buy official window you can only install it 3 time
#2188 [17:45] <Luke> Official windows?
#2189 [17:45] <kiugetski> so its why he said reilstall many time
#2190 [17:45] <Balee> In what country?
#2191 [17:45] <Luke> (insert meme here)
#2192 [17:45] <kiugetski> so you have to buy a new one
#2193 [17:46] <Balee> No you don't.
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#2195 [17:46] <Balee> That's bull's.
#2196 [17:46] <Balee> What country do you live in?
#2197 [17:46] <fault> Since when? I've been easily able to install windows 7 on at least 5+ computers, with one upgrade license.
#2198 [17:46] <mib_ixc2jt> can someone help me?
#2199 [17:46] <kiugetski> balee
#2200 [17:46] <kiugetski> are you on win xp XD
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#2202 [17:46] <fault> Stop talking out of your ass.
#2203 [17:46] <Balee> Yes.
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#2205 [17:46] <Luke> why windows 7?
#2206 [17:46] <Luke> why not get windows 8
#2207 [17:46] <kiugetski> go on microsoft web site
#2208 [17:46] <Luke> which is free anyway
#2209 [17:46] <kiugetski> and read
#2210 [17:46] <Balee> I don't need to.
#2211 [17:46] <Grim_Reaper> Now now.. lets keep it... civil
#2212 [17:46] <fault> kiugetski: It's easy to work around, just call it in.
#2213 [17:46] <kiugetski> yes you have to
#2214 [17:46] <RichardG> before i can go exploring
#2215 [17:46] <Balee> I already installed this very same XP at least 7 times.
#2216 [17:46] <RichardG> can someone confirm the supposed bug
#2217 [17:47] <RichardG> where cave spiders spawn on peaceful on SMP?
#2218 [17:47] <kiugetski> i have xp hacker
#2219 [17:47] <Balee> I don't.
#2220 [17:47] <fault> >2011, using xp
#2221 [17:47] <kiugetski> and i can install it infinitly
#2222 [17:47] <Balee> I just installed.
#2223 [17:47] <kiugetski> and never installed a new one in 10 years
#2224 [17:47] <Balee> I know, fault, I know.
#2225 [17:47] <kiugetski> and no lags
#2226 [17:47] <fault> you do realize that you're running a 10 year old OS
#2227 [17:47] <Balee> [23:47:55] <Balee> I know, fault, I know.
#2228 [17:47] <kiugetski> lol
#2229 [17:47] <kiugetski> fault
#2230 [17:48] <kiugetski> if you could know why
#2231 [17:48] <kiugetski> you would understand
#2232 [17:48] <DarkVampire> im using xp to whats the problem
#2233 [17:48] <Balee> Granted, XP has problems.
#2234 [17:48] <rev-lemon> fault i dont care as long as its not like 95 or 98 who gives a toss dude, im still running xp and its doing everything for me, so stop telling people of for there os :P
#2235 [17:48] <Balee> Like, being old.
#2236 [17:48] <fault> All operating systems has serious flaws, I guess it doesn't really matter.
#2237 [17:48] <DarkVampire> i have no problems with xp
#2238 [17:48] <Balee> Win 98. <3
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#2240 [17:48] <Luke> Mac
#2241 [17:48] <Luke> doesn't have flaws
#2242 [17:48] <kiugetski> only when you dont know hacking
#2243 [17:48] <fault> NOOOPE
#2244 [17:48] * Balee lols.
#2244 [17:48] <Jackson413> i think minecraft is down
#2245 [17:49] <Luke> just people who can't be bothered to develop for them
#2246 [17:49] <kiugetski> all hackers fix the leak
#2247 [17:49] * Jackson413 hides
#2247 [17:49] <kinggoliath> Hey guys having some trouble logging into servers, can someone give me a hand?
#2248 [17:49] <DarkVampire> my xp was better than my WD Harddrive the harddrive goes down XP not ^^
#2249 [17:49] <kiugetski> king
#2250 [17:49] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. | Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.9-pre4 is released. We will not support it until its stable release. | RIP Dennis Ritchie | MC is available for Android http://tiny.cc/zaf25
#2251 [17:49] <fault> Jackson413: O RLY? the topic doesn't give you any hint
#2252 [17:49] <Balee> It seems to be a glbal problem, kinggoliath.
#2253 [17:49] <Balee> *global
#2254 [17:49] <Grim_Reaper> Windows XP <3
#2255 [17:49] <kiugetski> read welcome text
#2256 [17:49] <Grim_Reaper> Only thing though is the support for new features x-x
#2257 [17:49] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later.
#2258 [17:49] <kinggoliath> Glad to hear it.
#2259 [17:49] <fault> Windows XP </3
#2260 [17:50] <DarkVampire> I Have XP on my chat pc on my Notebook win7
#2261 [17:50] <fault> I don't love xp anymore :(
#2262 [17:50] <kiugetski> lol
#2263 [17:50] <Grim_Reaper> Im using vista =\
#2264 [17:50] <Balee> I still love it, but wanna get 7.
#2265 [17:50] <kiugetski> on my ipad its only ipad os XD
#2266 [17:50] <DarkVampire> vista sucks
#2267 [17:50] <Grim_Reaper> I seriously need to get windows 7
#2268 [17:50] <DarkVampire> ^^
#2269 [17:50] <kinggoliath> I've reinstalled Java, Minecraft, reset my internet and reset my server to no avail.
#2270 [17:50] <fault> Vista sucks if you're trying to upgrade. They fixed most of the issues soon after launch.
#2271 [17:50] <Balee> Because when I do, it'll mean I have a new PC too.
#2272 [17:50] <Balee> Which is yay.
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#2274 [17:51] <DarkVampire> i have one vista pc nothing works like with XP
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#2276 [17:51] <Prebuiltslicer> its better TYVM ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ ( you need a face like this :) for this ^_^)
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#2278 [17:51] <Balee> But for the time being, I don't have serious problems with XP, so it's fine. :)
#2279 [17:51] <DarkVampire> my quadcore is slower than my dualcore
#2280 [17:51] <DarkVampire> ^^
#2281 [17:51] <Zixt> Ello.
#2282 [17:51] <desired239> Need Help!
#2283 [17:51] <kiugetski> the only way to have problem with xp
#2284 [17:51] <Balee> Pentacore for the win.
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#2286 [17:51] <kiugetski> is porn site and torrents
#2287 [17:51] <desired239> Im Getting error http://i53.tinypic.com/2yxi1l3.jpg
#2288 [17:51] <frogzilla> my minecraft is acting up it wont log into my server it just says logging in and says that till it runs out
#2289 [17:52] <kiugetski> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later.
#2290 [17:52] <Balee> kiugetski: Hahahahaha-no.
#2291 [17:52] <Zixt> yeah
#2292 [17:52] <fault> XP, Vista and 7 have worked near flawless for me when I used them.
#2293 [17:52] <desired239> Help Me Please
#2294 [17:52] <desired239> .http://i53.tinypic.com/2yxi1l3.jpg.
#2295 [17:52] <Zixt> Auth servers are all ballsed
#2296 [17:52] <fault> desired239: frogzilla: Minecraft.net is down, try again later.
#2297 [17:52] <desired239> Hmm
#2298 [17:52] <frogzilla> when will it be back up
#2299 [17:52] <fault> There's nothing else to say. We don't know when it'll be back up.
#2300 [17:52] <Balee> An OP should try Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later.
#2301 [17:53] <Balee> That works on a lot of clients.
#2302 [17:53] <kiugetski> !info
#2303 [17:53] <fault> !help
#2304 [17:53] <kiugetski> lolll
#2305 [17:53] <fault> ??< faq
#2306 [17:53] <byun> !server
#2307 [17:53] <kiugetski> !server
#2308 [17:53] <kiugetski> !check
#2309 [17:54] <fault> !check mc.vanillasurvival.com
#2310 [17:54] <Balee> Mmmm, vanilla.
#2311 [17:54] <Balee> Dammit I had dinner half hour ago!
#2312 [17:54] <kiugetski> ok ill go play the new duke nukem then
#2313 [17:55] <kinggoliath> So any news on why and when it's gonna be fixed?
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#2315 [17:55] <fault> None. Try again later.
#2316 [17:55] <Balee> Aaaw, I wanted to tell him off about that fixed number of reinstalls. :(
#2317 [17:55] <kinggoliath> lol
#2318 [17:55] <fault> It's probably best that he's gone. He was annoying as hell.
#2319 [17:56] <Balee> No kiddin'.
#2320 [17:56] <Balee> I'm here for what, 15 minutes?
#2321 [17:56] <Balee> And already I wish him as far away as possible.
#2322 [17:56] <fault> He went from complaining about logging in, to insulting my intelegence.
#2323 [17:56] <TheNoodle> Who's this?
#2324 [17:56] <fault> I shit you not.
#2325 [17:56] <Balee> Meh.
#2326 [17:56] <Balee> Seemed like a true omigod1337haxxorz.
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#2328 [17:57] <Balee> Regardless.
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#2330 [17:57] <Balee> Any moderators/ops online, perchance?
#2331 [17:57] <yort> hello can i have some assistance with a problem?
#2332 [17:57] <fault> yort: yes, minecraft.net is down, try again late.r
#2333 [17:57] <Balee> Some coloring wouldn't have negative effects on the topic.
#2334 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Nobody reads the topic anyways
#2335 [17:58] <yort> Regarding singleplayer*
#2336 [17:58] <fault> 'tis true.
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#2338 [17:58] <Balee> They do when it's RED AND BOLD AND UPPERCASE.
#2339 [17:58] <[z]2> A message whenever anyone joins?
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#2341 [17:58] <[z]2> A /notice or something, to them..
#2342 [17:58] <Balee> Although in my case, that's not bold. Silly font.
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#2344 [17:59] <pudgetta> my minecraft is acting up it wont log into my server it just says logging in and says that till it runs out
#2345 [17:59] <Balee> Yes, pudgetta.
#2346 [17:59] <fault> pudgetta: read the topic.
#2347 [17:59] <Balee> It seems to be a global problem.
#2348 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> Like I said, nobody reads the topic
#2349 [18:00] * Balee is tempted.
#2349 [18:00] * fault slaps all the Mibbit users around with a rainbow trout.
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#2350 [18:00] <pudgetta> is it just doing it for 1.9 prerelese
#2351 [18:00] <fault> No, it's for everything.
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#2353 [18:01] <pudgetta> ok
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#2356 [18:01] <Balee> Okay, someone say server
#2357 [18:01] <Balee> .
#2358 [18:01] <Klownicle> server
#2359 [18:01] <Balee> There is something going on with multiplayer servers globally, we don't know what's going on either. Please try again later.
#2360 [18:01] <Balee> Ha!
#2361 [18:01] <Balee> Now I just need to make it more specific.
#2362 [18:02] <Klownicle> We will make a mirc scripter out of you before no time :)
#2363 [18:02] <fault> Have it say that whenever a mibbit user joins
#2364 [18:02] <Klownicle> Balee add in the errors that happen
#2365 [18:02] <fault> should fix the problem fast
#2366 [18:03] <jangley> I'm looking for a way to use MC's built-in world generator to generate worlds to a specified size outside of minecraft. Are there any programs out there that can do this?
#2367 [18:03] <Balee> How about...
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#2369 [18:04] <Lolod> I cannont acces any multiplayer server
#2370 [18:04] <Lolod> It keeps freezing at logging in
#2371 [18:04] <fault> Lolod: read the topic
#2372 [18:04] <Lolod> What?
#2373 [18:04] <Balee> Could someone part and rejoin?
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#2376 [18:04] <fault> MULTIPLAYER IS UNRELIABLE
#2377 [18:04] <Balee> In case you wonder, multiplayer servers seem not to work on a global level. Please try again later.
#2378 [18:04] <Balee> I'm awesome.
#2379 [18:04] <Balee> Oh, no, I'm not yet.
#2380 [18:04] <Klownicle> Balee sad part is no one will read that :-p
#2381 [18:05] <Lolod> So all I can do is wait?
#2382 [18:05] <Balee> Wait, wait.
#2383 [18:05] <Klownicle> It gets lost in the topic and AuBot
#2384 [18:05] <Klownicle> Set a delay to it.
#2385 [18:05] <Lolod> But how come some of my friends can access?
#2386 [18:05] <fault> Yeah, did you miss the part where it says try again later?
#2387 [18:05] <Klownicle> "/timer"
#2388 [18:05] <[z]2> Have it /notice them.. In caps.. And colours.. And bold..
#2389 [18:05] <Lolod> DS
#2390 [18:05] <Lolod> DFEF
#2391 [18:05] <Lolod> EPENIS
#2392 [18:05] * Kealper kicked Lolod from #minecrafthelp (Reason: olod :Spam.)
#2393 [18:05] <fault> penisland
#2394 [18:05] <fault> pen island
#2395 [18:05] <fault> pervert.
#2396 [18:06] * Kealper kicked fault from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ault :Spam.)
#2397 [18:06] <Klownicle> Wow lol
#2398 [18:06] <Balee> Okay, how about now?
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#2403 [18:06] <Balee> Balls.
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#2405 [18:06] <Klownicle> Lalal ?
#2406 [18:06] <Klownicle> Fail
#2407 [18:06] <Klownicle> lol
#2408 [18:06] <Kealper> Balee: don't push your luck
#2409 [18:06] <Balee> Hm?
#2410 [18:07] * Klownicle is affrid to talk now.
#2410 [18:07] <Balee> This is silly.
#2411 [18:07] <Balee> The /timer breaks it.
#2412 [18:07] <Balee> Apparently.
#2413 [18:07] <fault> Kealper? sounds familiar
#2414 [18:07] <Klownicle> Timer should not break it, how are you using it
#2415 [18:07] <Kealper> fault: hmm?
#2416 [18:07] <Balee> on 1:JOIN:#:/timer 1 2 /msg $chan In case you wonder, $nick , multiplayer servers seem not to work on a global level. Please try again later.
#2417 [18:07] <fault> oh wait, i'm thinking of kepler
#2418 [18:07] <Balee> Ooops, additional enter.
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#2420 [18:08] <Klownicle> no / needed btw, for that
#2421 [18:08] <fault> nevermind.
#2422 [18:08] <Klownicle> msg will work fine.
#2423 [18:08] <Balee> Saved like so.
#2424 [18:08] <fault> They still won't see it.
#2425 [18:08] <Kealper> fault: i've had this nickname longer than NASA used Kepler for their telescope....i call trademark infringement!
#2426 [18:08] <fault> Johannes begs to differ.
#2427 [18:09] <Balee> Kealper: Did you also had this nick longer than Kepler himself? :P
#2428 [18:09] <Balee> *have
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#2430 [18:09] <Kealper> well, most people don't know the guy that the Kepler telescope is named from, and he's long-dead anyways
#2431 [18:09] <Alto> hey
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#2433 [18:09] <Klownicle> Alto, servers down.
#2434 [18:09] <Mageor> hello
#2435 [18:09] <Klownicle> lol
#2436 [18:09] <Alto> thanks ^^^
#2437 [18:09] <Balee> Good thing I'm not most people!
#2438 [18:09] <fault> are you 200 years old, then?
#2439 [18:09] <Mageor> i cannot get on to any server
#2440 [18:09] <[z]2> Mageor: Servers down
#2441 [18:09] <Klownicle> :-D
#2442 [18:09] <Kealper> fault: darn, ya caught me
#2443 [18:09] <Balee> Klownicle: Doesn't work for me.
#2444 [18:09] <Mageor> but how come it says that people are online?
#2445 [18:09] <Alto> quick answet klownicle :D faster then my question XD
#2446 [18:09] <Balee> Was that a script from you?
#2447 [18:09] <Alto> answer*
#2448 [18:09] <Mageor> some people can get on but i cannot
#2449 [18:10] <Kealper> Mageor: trouble logging in to smp servers?
#2450 [18:10] <[z]2> They may have been on from before the server went down
#2451 [18:10] <Mageor> yes
#2452 [18:10] <Mageor> it gets stuck at logging in
#2453 [18:10] <Kealper> !isdown session.minecraft.net
#2454 [18:10] <Balee> I wonder if it's the formatting.
#2455 [18:10] <GreyBot> Kealper: It's not just you! http://session.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#2456 [18:10] <fault> Mageor: /topic
#2457 [18:10] <Balee> Someone hop please. :3
#2458 [18:10] <Kealper> still down
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#2461 [18:11] <Balee> Yay, nothing.
#2462 [18:11] <Balee> Thanks.
#2463 [18:11] <Mageor> so the servers are down
#2464 [18:11] <Mageor> so i must wait?
#2465 [18:11] <[z]2> Correct
#2466 [18:11] <Mageor> sigh
#2467 [18:11] <Mageor> this has been lasting for 3 hours
#2468 [18:11] <Mageor> :(
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#2470 [18:11] <[z]2> And was like this yesterday too
#2471 [18:11] <Dardewan> hello
#2472 [18:11] <Tyki> Know any links on setting up an offline server?
#2473 [18:11] * Kealper pokes mollstam with a stick
#2473 [18:11] <fault> Tyki: linking to them would be against the rules.
#2474 [18:12] <Kealper> Tyki: open server.properties and change online-mode to false, restart server
#2475 [18:12] <Tyki> oh
#2476 [18:12] <Kealper> fault: it isn't...that is a feature in vanilla Minecraft
#2477 [18:12] <Tyki> how to open the properties?
#2478 [18:12] <Kealper> Tyki: notepad words
#2479 [18:12] <fault> the channel rules, it'd be advertising.
#2480 [18:12] <[z]2> But then anyone can connect with any name. Not good
#2481 [18:12] <Tyki> I'm a total boob when it comes to these things
#2482 [18:12] <Kealper> works*
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#2484 [18:12] <Dardewan> i can't connect to any server
#2485 [18:12] <Alto> rightclick and open with notepad ^^^
#2486 [18:12] <fault> Dardewan: read the topic.
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#2489 [18:13] <fault> ??< faq
#2490 [18:13] <fault> ??< index
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#2493 [18:13] <Balee> In case you wonder, Klownicle, multiplayer servers seem to not work on a global level. Please try again later.
#2494 [18:13] <Klownicle> :)
#2495 [18:14] <Klownicle> Thoe honestly, the ops might not like you doing that to every user.
#2496 [18:14] <viking667> Oh. I thought that was just me...
#2497 [18:14] <callumhall> I can't boot my minecraft were can i get the Offline verision
#2498 [18:14] <Tyki> Any way to alter stuff for the server, like how much of what spawns or such?
#2499 [18:14] <mibbit> Hi, I'm trying to play minecraft but it keeps on crashing. I've downloaded it and every time I play it, it freezes and then saves the chunks and says that it's either encountered a bug or it's not got enough memory. How can I fix it?
#2500 [18:14] <Klownicle> So I got a minecraft question. Whats the best way to go about destorying a mountain lol
#2501 [18:14] <fault> worldedit.
#2502 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> Offline, MCedit. in-game, worldedit or loads of TNT
#2503 [18:15] <callumhall> were can i find offline veriusion?
#2504 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> callumhall - You can only get the offline version with a paid for, premium account
#2505 [18:15] <Klownicle> Tnt doesn't seem very accurate.
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#2508 [18:16] <callumhall> i've paid for it about a year ago...
#2509 [18:16] <Balee> In case you wonder, djrick2005, multiplayer servers seem to not work on a global level. Please try again later.
#2510 [18:16] <fault> WorldEdit, then! Look into single player commands, it comes iwth it.
#2511 [18:16] <Balee> I'll probably disable it in a few minutes.
#2512 [18:16] <[z]2> Balee: Just have it msg them instead
#2513 [18:16] <Balee> Or that, yes.
#2514 [18:16] <[z]2> Then it won't spam everyone else
#2515 [18:17] <Klownicle> I wouldn't use privmsg.
#2516 [18:17] <Klownicle> Becuase some clients don't show a pm nicely.
#2517 [18:17] <[z]2> But probably people won't notice the other window or whatever..
#2518 [18:17] <Klownicle> A notice will at least appear in the channel window also.
#2519 [18:17] <djrick2005> yea. was seeing my players in skype complaining about that Balee. I just woke up about an hour ago and haven't been on my server yet.
#2520 [18:17] <[z]2> Yeah.. Same with notice, might end up in server window..
#2521 [18:17] <Klownicle> Only if its a server notice
#2522 [18:17] <Klownicle> Priv Notice appear in the channel or active window.
#2523 [18:18] <Balee> Yup.
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#2526 [18:18] <Balee> Did it work?
#2527 [18:18] <Klownicle> Yes
#2528 [18:18] <Balee> Yay!
#2529 [18:19] <Klownicle> But it blends into the other messages imho
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#2532 [18:19] <Klownicle> I would delay it by 5
#2533 [18:19] <Balee> Even with coloring?
#2534 [18:19] <Klownicle> Notices don't support color
#2535 [18:19] <Klownicle> You may be able to bold it thoe.
#2536 [18:19] <Balee> Ah, right.
#2537 [18:19] <[z]2> Yeah, needs CAPS
#2538 [18:19] <Klownicle> assuming you haven't already
#2539 [18:19] <Balee> Done.
#2540 [18:19] <Klownicle> Caps are useless if it gets lost
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#2545 [18:20] <[z]2> That's better
#2546 [18:20] <Klownicle> I didn't get the notice
#2547 [18:20] <Klownicle> lol
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#2549 [18:20] <Balee> You were too fast.
#2550 [18:20] <Klownicle> Too fast?
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#2554 [18:20] <Balee> [z]2 rejoined at the same time.
#2555 [18:20] <Klownicle> Two people joining at the same time doesn't make a difference.
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#2557 [18:20] <Klownicle> Mirc can handle that
#2558 [18:21] <Klownicle> Im still not getting the notice :)
#2559 [18:21] <Balee> Since when is Mibbit a sign up thingy? D:
#2560 [18:21] <Balee> Ah.
#2561 [18:21] <fault> It's not.
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#2564 [18:21] <fault> It's a cancer thingy.
#2565 [18:21] <fault> Avoid it.
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#2567 [18:21] <kole> how come the servers are not working
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#2569 [18:21] <Themarioman> How'd you know? o_o
#2570 [18:21] <Themarioman> lol.
#2571 [18:21] <Balee> Yay.
#2572 [18:22] <Superion> It worked. :)
#2573 [18:22] <Balee> fault: I needed it to try the notice.
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#2575 [18:22] <Superion> Yeah, don't blame Balee!
#2576 [18:23] <Patrickk90> help?
#2577 [18:23] <VoxelHead> Patrickk90: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#2578 [18:23] <kole> how come the servers are not working
#2579 [18:23] <Balee> No idea, kole.
#2580 [18:23] <Balee> Try again later.
#2581 [18:23] <kole> kk thanks
#2582 [18:23] <Patrickk90> Sorry. I did not know . if anyone was here.
#2583 [18:23] <Balee> There's probably good reason behind it.
#2584 [18:23] <Balee> :)
#2585 [18:23] <Patrickk90> So world Wide Servers are down ? or ?
#2586 [18:24] <Klownicle> yeah sucks don't it
#2587 [18:24] <Klownicle> The end is near
#2588 [18:24] <kole> yep
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#2590 [18:24] <Patrickk90> o.o
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#2592 [18:24] <Klownicle> Was this what the rapture meant
#2593 [18:24] <[z]2> Duct tape holding the auth server together came unstuck again
#2594 [18:24] <Patrickk90> No. Not My Minecraft !!1
#2595 [18:24] <Balee> Or maybe the cleaning lady tripped in a cable.
#2596 [18:24] <Patrickk90> lol
#2597 [18:24] <Balee> Or someone pressed the Magic button, if anyone's familiar with that story.
#2598 [18:25] <Patrickk90> When Anyone tries to log in into a server does it say ? Timed out. or ? took to long ?
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#2600 [18:25] <Balee> Yes.
#2601 [18:25] <fault> yes.
#2602 [18:25] <Jammy> I should of looked here first... looks like minecraft server it dieing in many ways... i've told it to force an update and it may as well not be downloading at all the speed it is reporting
#2603 [18:25] <kole> yes
#2604 [18:25] <kinggoliath> I kno, thx.
#2605 [18:25] <Patrickk90> Thank You.
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#2607 [18:26] <desired239> OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK OPK FUCK
#2608 [18:26] * AuBot kicked desired239 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: esired239 :Please keep it civil.)
#2609 [18:26] <Balee> kinggoliath: I know you know, it's automatic.
#2610 [18:26] <sockmister> hello?
#2611 [18:26] <Balee> Yo.
#2612 [18:26] <djrick2005> out of curioisity. didn't they have somewhat the same type of problem with the auth server about a year ago?
#2613 [18:26] <Patrickk90> Yo ho yo ho
#2614 [18:26] <kinggoliath> Red and bold was a great idea.
#2615 [18:26] <sockmister> can some on help me to instal survival island ?
#2616 [18:26] <[z]2> Every few weeks more like
#2617 [18:26] <fault> Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE.
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#2619 [18:26] <kinggoliath> If only you could increase the font size lol
#2620 [18:27] <Kealper> fault: it's usually quite reliable
#2621 [18:27] <Kealper> just not right now
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#2623 [18:27] <Balee> Multiplayer is undeniable.
#2624 [18:27] <Patrickk90> Ahh.
#2625 [18:28] <Jammy> Kealper we got any ETA on when things will be back to normal? :P
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#2627 [18:28] <Patrickk90> I whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth
#2628 [18:28] <Balee> Jammy: Probably between now and next week. Somewhere.
#2629 [18:28] <Balee> :3
#2630 [18:28] <Jammy> :P
#2631 [18:28] <Balee> Okay, okay, that was too sarcastic.
#2632 [18:28] <viking667> ...sigh...
#2633 [18:28] <kinggoliath> O_o
#2634 [18:28] <Patrickk90> :o
#2635 [18:28] <Patrickk90> -_-
#2636 [18:28] <kole> guys if the servers ever come back on try the server Krona Survival ip:176.31.225.193:25566 its a awesome server
#2637 [18:28] <Patrickk90> :/
#2638 [18:28] <Kealper> Jammy: if i had to guess...tomorrow at-latest, as Mollstam is the webserver guy at Mojang, so things won't get fixed until he notices it
#2639 [18:28] <Patrickk90> :D
#2640 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> !k kole
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#2644 [18:29] <Patrickk90> lol
#2645 [18:29] <Balee> Lol.
#2646 [18:29] <Patrickk90> Hello ! * you have been kicked
#2647 [18:29] <Jammy> shall we all pm mollstam till he notices? ;)
#2648 [18:29] <Balee> Was that manual? That !k kole. :o
#2649 [18:29] <kinggoliath> News from Mojang? And where would I go to get updastes?
#2650 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> No news from Mojang, and the client updates itself
#2651 [18:29] <Kealper> Jammy: he is "disconnected" from this chat right now, as it is rather late where he is and he's most likely sleeping
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#2653 [18:29] <Patrickk90> PIng
#2654 [18:29] <Patrickk90> ping ping ping
#2655 [18:30] <Jammy> oh ok :)
#2656 [18:30] <Balee> Apparently it was.
#2657 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> And yes, we do not tolerate advertising here
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#2659 [18:30] <Balee> Nice reflexes there.
#2660 [18:30] <mr_evil> FUCK THIS SITE
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#2662 [18:30] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2662 [18:30] <Kealper> aubot is certainly getting a workout today
#2663 [18:30] <Jammy> he's been afk 23 hours >.>
#2664 [18:30] <kinggoliath> I mean updates on this current situation. They got a blog or something?
#2665 [18:30] <guest-0-89460> :( multiplayer not workin
#2666 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> kinggoliath - Twitter
#2667 [18:30] <Kealper> Jammy: it's the weekend, and they don't work on weekends :P
#2668 [18:30] <Jammy> true
#2669 [18:31] <Balee> The bastards! How dare they!
#2670 [18:31] <Patrickk90> minecraft minecraft mineeecraft mineeeecraft.
#2671 [18:31] <Kealper> but since it's very near to the end of the weekend, it should not be much longer
#2672 [18:31] <guest-0-89460> Minecraft Multiplayer Down!!!!!!! This Sucks :(
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#2674 [18:31] <Jammy> where does mollstam live? from his cttp reply it would suggest america and it's only 3:30pm where he is :P
#2675 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> The Mojang team all live in Sweden
#2676 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> So.. yeah.
#2677 [18:31] <Jammy> weird
#2678 [18:31] <Balee> Good ol' Sweden.
#2679 [18:31] <Balee> 0:32 there.
#2680 [18:31] <Jammy> cttp lies :]
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#2682 [18:32] <guest-0-89460> im mad at minecraft
#2683 [18:32] <Kealper> Jammy: he is using what is known as a bouncer, it keeps him connected when he does not have his computer on
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#2685 [18:32] <guest-0-89460> this sucks
#2686 [18:32] <Jammy> yeah but normally you'd use a moderately local bnc :)
#2687 [18:33] <Jammy> guess it doesn't really matter where it's based though :)
#2688 [18:33] <Balee> I feel Nickoborges got his answer quick.
#2689 [18:33] <guest-0-89460> evil multiplayer not workin
#2690 [18:33] <Blacklyte> Hey, I was wondering if anyone had any issues buying Minecraft?
#2691 [18:33] <Blacklyte> I keep getting rejected.
#2692 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the issue
#2693 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> If you're using moneybookers, we recommend paypal
#2694 [18:33] <Blacklyte> Even though I have more than enough funds in my account.
#2695 [18:33] <Blacklyte> I am using my card.
#2696 [18:33] <guest-0-89460> i want multiplayer back up
#2697 [18:33] <Balee> guest-0-89460: Yes, we know. You could read the topic, or read what I already sent you. Most likely.
#2698 [18:34] <Jammy> GreyVulpine based on everything else it may well have a back end thats also being effected by everything else thats having issues atm
#2699 [18:34] <guest-0-89460> what topc?
#2700 [18:34] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2700 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> See the topic of this channel
#2701 [18:34] <Balee> The great text you see when you join.
#2702 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> !topic info 1
#2703 [18:34] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 1 = Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later. ] ... set by [ almostroot | Sun Oct 23 12:24:37 MST 2011 ]
#2704 [18:34] <Balee> It's on the top of the text.
#2705 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2706 [18:34] <kole> this sucks i wantt to work on my mine
#2707 [18:34] <Patrickk90> Guess. i have to play. crossfire.
#2708 [18:34] <guest-0-89460> ugh
#2709 [18:34] <Patrickk90> ugh ugh.
#2710 [18:35] <Balee> Multiplayer is unsatiable.
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#2712 [18:35] <Patrickk90> Their is nothing that these guys can do,
#2713 [18:35] <Jammy> anyway i'm off nn all, hopefully things are working tomorrow
#2714 [18:35] <cryptix> i know i was just curious what was up
#2715 [18:35] <Balee> Auto messages for the win.
#2716 [18:35] <Patrickk90> Bye everyone .. !!1
#2717 [18:35] <Balee> GreyVulpine, do you think I'll get excess flood? D:
#2718 [18:36] <Balee> Or not at this rate?
#2719 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Not at this rate
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#2721 [18:36] <Balee> Good to hear.
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#2723 [18:36] <kermit> anynews?!
#2724 [18:36] <Balee> Nnnope.
#2725 [18:36] <Balee> [/BigMacintosh]
#2726 [18:36] <kermit> ):
#2727 [18:36] <Alto> still down`?
#2728 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2729 [18:36] <Alto> okey^^
#2730 [18:37] <kole> how long do u guys think it will be
#2731 [18:37] <Balee> As long as it takes to fix it.
#2732 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Mojang usually shows up about 6-7 hours from now
#2733 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> So, bit after that?
#2734 [18:37] <Balee> Maybe I should add something regarding this too.
#2735 [18:37] <kole> k
#2736 [18:37] <Balee> Like "We don't know when will this be fixed, so be patient."
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#2739 [18:38] <Balee> Thar.
#2740 [18:38] <Alto> yea
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#2742 [18:38] <Alto> wonder if notch is awake now
#2743 [18:38] <Alto> and what hes doing
#2744 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> He isn't
#2745 [18:38] <Puddles> java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out at java.net.SocketInputStream.socketRead0(Native Method) at java.net.SocketInputStream.read(SocketInputStream.java:129) at java.net.SocketInputStream.read(SocketInputStream.java:182) at java.io.FilterInputStream.read(FilterInputStream.java:66) at in.a(SourceFile:135) at ma.h(SourceFile:190) at ma.c(Source
#2746 [18:38] <Puddles> anyone know what this means for my server?
#2747 [18:38] <mib_we3xju> could i speak with a mojang employee
#2748 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> Puddles - Yes, we know, the mp servers are down
#2749 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_we3xju - There are none here
#2750 [18:39] <Puddles> Ok thank you.
#2751 [18:39] <Alto> who knows, maybe hes watchin a movie :o
#2752 [18:39] <Alto> or playing terraria
#2753 [18:39] <Balee> Well he's certainly offline.
#2754 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> He lives on twitter.. last tweet from him is 8 hours ago
#2755 [18:39] <Balee> Lol.
#2756 [18:39] <Alto> hehe
#2757 [18:39] <Balee> As a semi-related sidenote...question...thingy.
#2758 [18:40] <Blacklyte> It wont let me pay though paypal...
#2759 [18:40] <Balee> When I post on the... what's that called, bug tracker?
#2760 [18:40] <Balee> It's not a bug tracker.
#2761 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> getsatisfaction?
#2762 [18:40] <Balee> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/
#2763 [18:40] <Balee> There.
#2764 [18:40] <Balee> Yes.
#2765 [18:40] * GreyVulpine nods
#2765 [18:40] <Balee> Lol.
#2766 [18:40] <Balee> Can you blame me for typing fast?
#2767 [18:40] <Balee> D:
#2768 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2769 [18:41] * GreyVulpine blames
#2769 [18:41] * Balee dodges.
#2769 [18:41] <Balee> Anyhow.
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#2771 [18:41] <megabassdk> set online mode to false in server.properties on Minecraft server so you can play again :)
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#2773 [18:42] <wanna> hello
#2774 [18:42] <Balee> Should I expect some acknowledgement of things I post there, like a "Checked" or something, or is it random?
#2775 [18:42] <Blacklyte> All I want is for Notch to take my money so I can play Minecraft...
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#2777 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> Blacklyte - We have no control over how Paypal or Moneybookers do transactions, you'll either need to contact them, or your credit card
#2778 [18:42] <wanna> lol
#2779 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> Balee - Honestly, no.
#2780 [18:42] <wanna> nice little bot you have there
#2781 [18:42] <wanna> hey grey
#2782 [18:42] <Balee> I posted two probable SMP bugs which might be hiding some bigger things.
#2783 [18:43] <wanna> is minecraft.net having a denial of service attack on it or something?
#2784 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Balee - Getsatisfaction isn't really highly managed by Mojang. They'll look at it, but it's rare for them to reach every report there
#2785 [18:43] <Balee> No idea.
#2786 [18:43] <Balee> Mmhmm, I see.
#2787 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> wanna - Server doing authentication is down
#2788 [18:43] <Balee> I was told to post there.
#2789 [18:43] <wanna> but is there a reason
#2790 [18:43] <wanna> such as a ddos?
#2791 [18:43] <Jackson413> still down?
#2792 [18:43] <Balee> Instead of posting on the forums.
#2793 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> wanna - No ddos
#2794 [18:43] <wanna> ok
#2795 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Balee - If you want Mojang to notice, try tweeting Notch or jeb.
#2796 [18:44] <Balee> I don't have a Twitter account.
#2797 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Post on the wiki as well
#2798 [18:44] <Balee> Although my sister has.
#2799 [18:44] <wanna> LOL I do
#2800 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Make an account, it's free.
#2801 [18:44] <Balee> I'll bug her tomorrow.
#2802 [18:44] <Balee> But!
#2803 [18:44] <wanna> lol lol who
#2804 [18:44] <wanna> im so bored
#2805 [18:44] <wanna> nothing to do
#2806 [18:44] <Balee> If I get hooked on another social site, I won't quit sitting in front the PC! D:
#2807 [18:45] <wanna> abosuletly nothing
#2808 [18:45] <Jackson413> has minecraft been ddos'd?
#2809 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Just follow @notch and @_jeb
#2810 [18:45] <Balee> Relax, Balee, don't overreact.
#2811 [18:45] <wanna> nah
#2812 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Jackson413 - Probably not
#2813 [18:45] <wanna> jeb isnt owrth it
#2814 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Website's still up
#2815 [18:45] <Jackson413> have they though?
#2816 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> You're joking, right, wanna?
#2817 [18:45] <wanna> lol
#2818 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Jackson413 - They have in the past, yeah
#2819 [18:45] <Kealper> wanna: is there anything you need help with or are you just here to waste time?
#2820 [18:45] <Balee> Er...
#2821 [18:46] <wanna> lol i want to stay so ik when it is fixed
#2822 [18:46] <wanna> cause when i try to connect everything freezes and screws my comp
#2823 [18:46] <Balee> Is the Full Name part gonna be my Twitter name? D:
#2824 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> Erm, there should be a username part
#2825 [18:46] <Balee> There's a Full Name, Email and Pass.
#2826 [18:47] <Balee> When I sign up.
#2827 [18:47] <Balee> I daren't continue yet.
#2828 [18:47] <wanna> lol
#2829 [18:47] <Balee> Gonna be a pain if I register with my name.
#2830 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> No, but it'll show up the full name in your account at twitter
#2831 [18:47] <Balee> I shee.
#2832 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> See http://twitter.com/#!/notch
#2833 [18:48] <wanna> isnt it @jeb_?
#2834 [18:48] <Balee> Oooh!
#2835 [18:48] <Balee> I shee indeed.
#2836 [18:48] <wanna> yes im right found it
#2837 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, it's jeb_
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#2839 [18:48] <Balee> Silly people, taking my username.
#2840 [18:49] <wanna> no i just toke it
#2841 [18:49] <Balee> *usernames
#2842 [18:49] <wanna> right before you
#2843 [18:49] <wanna> lawl
#2844 [18:49] <Balee> Oh no you di'nt!
#2845 [18:49] <wanna> lol umadbro?
#2846 [18:49] <Balee> No.
#2847 [18:49] <wanna> lol i was joking
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#2850 [18:49] <Balee> Alphanumerics only. Darn.
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#2852 [18:50] <wanna> *troll face*
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#2854 [18:50] <Paramore> I know balee :P
#2855 [18:50] <Wug> GreyVulpine: ##wugbot-dev again?
#2856 [18:50] <wanna> im inccredibly bored
#2857 [18:50] <Balee> Ah slag.
#2858 [18:51] <Balee> Now everyone's gonna think I'm an Unreal Tournament fan. I should have thought this through again.
#2859 [18:51] <Ieatpwnage> So you guys cannot help with account issues?
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#2861 [18:51] <Balee> Nope.
#2862 [18:51] <Balee> Sorry!
#2863 [18:51] <wanna> yes
#2864 [18:51] <Ieatpwnage> Where could I find help for account issues.
#2865 [18:51] <wanna> i was helped with account issues before
#2866 [18:51] <wanna> it was over the summer
#2867 [18:51] <wanna> i had bad logins
#2868 [18:51] <Ieatpwnage> Because its been 4 months since I sent the email for my account back.
#2869 [18:51] <wanna> they fixed it ;)
#2870 [18:51] <Ieatpwnage> And no response...
#2871 [18:52] <MrT> I aint gonna ask that Balee :P
#2872 [18:52] <Balee> http://twitter.com/#!/UT_Balee
#2873 [18:52] <Balee> Sorry, MrT, auto-notice.
#2874 [18:52] <Balee> Thanks for the idea, GreyVulpine.
#2875 [18:52] <Balee> :)
#2876 [18:52] * GreyVulpine denies everything
#2876 [18:52] <MrT> Oh, no worries ;)
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#2878 [18:53] <Hikyuuri> How long has the authentication server been down?
#2879 [18:53] <Illford_Baker> helpfull ^^ thanky
#2880 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> Hikyuuri - Few hours
#2881 [18:53] <Ieatpwnage> So again, Is there any way I could get help with my account issue?
#2882 [18:53] <MrT> Is anybody up for a challenge in helping me with a minecraft challenge? :)
#2883 [18:53] <MrT> oops...I said challenge twice...
#2884 [18:54] <Balee> Now to figure out how this works. D:
#2885 [18:54] <Illford_Baker> "in case you wonder" something sething seems wrong about that....
#2886 [18:54] <Illford_Baker> something seems wrong*
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#2888 [18:55] <Balee> Do I just go on his profile and tweet him?
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#2890 [18:55] <gretchen> i know
#2891 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes Balee
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#2893 [18:55] <Balee> I am disappointed.
#2894 [18:55] <gretchen> me to wanted to play on my server
#2895 [18:56] <Hikyuuri> looks like the Minecraft.net website is now down as well
#2896 [18:56] <Balee> I'll need to put my good manners away for this one. D:
#2897 [18:56] <Hikyuuri> There is a way to make your multiplayer servers work during the downtime
#2898 [18:56] <gretchen> yup just tryed to get on website but its down
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#2901 [18:57] <wanna> yes there is
#2902 [18:57] <wanna> offline mdoe
#2903 [18:58] <MrT> I've just bought this game and I can't even stay on offline mode for 5 minutes without it shutting down and saying that there's not enough memory or something!
#2904 [18:58] <almostroot> MrT: How much memory is installed in your system?
#2905 [18:58] <Balee> How much memory do... what he said.
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#2908 [18:59] <MrT> almostroot: Well, my hard disk drive has 28 GB left...
#2909 [18:59] <Balee> That's not the point.
#2910 [18:59] <Balee> We are talking about RAM memory.
#2911 [18:59] <almostroot> MrT: Using Windows?
#2912 [18:59] <MrT> Yeah
#2913 [18:59] <almostroot> ??> MrT win/dxdiag
#2914 [19:00] <VoxelHead> MrT: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2915 [19:00] <VoxelHead> MrT: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2916 [19:00] <wanna> windows rocks
#2917 [19:00] <wanna> \type format C in command prompt
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#2919 [19:00] <wanna> jk
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#2921 [19:00] * almostroot kicked wanna from #minecrafthelp (Reason: anna :None of that. )
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#2923 [19:00] <Balee> Thank you.
#2924 [19:00] <wanna> u seem a bit annoyed
#2925 [19:01] <almostroot> wanna: Between that and the spam earlier, you're lucky I didn;t ban you.
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#2927 [19:01] <wanna> what spam
#2928 [19:01] <wanna> i never spammed
#2929 [19:01] <Hikyuuri> I would like to know why Minecraft sometimes complains about not enough memory myself
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#2931 [19:01] <Hikyuuri> I have never had the problem, but a lot of my friends do
#2932 [19:01] <Hikyuuri> And most of them have comparable systems to my desktop
#2933 [19:01] <Balee> Hikyuuri: Well, how much memory do they have?
#2934 [19:01] <Balee> Or you, in that case.
#2935 [19:01] <Hikyuuri> I have 8GB in my desktop and laptop
#2936 [19:01] <wanna> almost what are you talking about
#2937 [19:01] <Balee> I rest my case.
#2938 [19:01] <Balee> Lol.
#2939 [19:01] <wanna> i never spammed
#2940 [19:02] <MrT> almostroot: http://pastebin.com/0sHDHG5N
#2941 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> My friends have between 2GB and 6GB
#2942 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> But they all have problems
#2943 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Hikyuuri - The problem goes away if you install 64 bit java on 64 bit OSs.
#2944 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> Ah
#2945 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> We see the problem quite frequently with 32 bit java
#2946 [19:02] <wanna> hello?
#2947 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> And I do have 64 bit java on my desktop
#2948 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> So, ill recomend that to my friends
#2949 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> if you're running a 32 bit OS, you're kinda screwed.
#2950 [19:02] <Hikyuuri> Thanks!
#2951 [19:02] <Balee> I know I'm not.
#2952 [19:02] <Balee> With 2GB RAM.
#2953 [19:03] <Balee> Or did I miss something.
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#2955 [19:03] <almostroot> MrT: Looks like something is using almost all of your physical memory. Do you have a lot of running programs?
#2956 [19:03] <Hikyuuri> Like I said, its never happened to me
#2957 [19:03] <Hikyuuri> Just my friends
#2958 [19:03] <Balee> Yes, that's clear.
#2959 [19:04] <Hikyuuri> And I figured while I sat here waiting for multiplayer status updates, I would ask
#2960 [19:04] <Balee> :)
#2961 [19:04] <wanna> .color
#2962 [19:05] <wanna> test
#2963 [19:05] <Balee> wanna, could you be less annoying, please?
#2964 [19:05] <MrT> almostroot: not many
#2965 [19:06] <Balee> MrT: You should check the amount of RAM your running applications use.
#2966 [19:06] <Balee> Do you know how to do that?
#2967 [19:06] <wanna> i was testing i thought i was messed up
#2968 [19:06] <wanna> im sorry
#2969 [19:06] <Hikyuuri> Balee, you talking to me?
#2970 [19:06] <Balee> No, I was talking to MrT.
#2971 [19:06] <MrT> almostroot: Not got a clue! :) I've just shut down all the programs apart from this browser and minecreaft
#2972 [19:07] <Hikyuuri> Ah
#2973 [19:07] <Balee> What system do you use again?
#2974 [19:07] <MrT> I'll see how it goes now...cheers :)
#2975 [19:07] <Balee> Windows...?
#2976 [19:07] <MrT> Yes :)
#2977 [19:07] <Balee> What kind?
#2978 [19:07] <MrT> Vista...which isn't great I know
#2979 [19:07] <Balee> I'm not judging you.
#2980 [19:08] <Balee> Try pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del, then selecting the... what's it called it in English...
#2981 [19:08] <Balee> Process manager, maybe?
#2982 [19:08] <Hikyuuri> Hey, im trying to talk in the #minecraft channel, but it says I need to register first
#2983 [19:08] <Hikyuuri> How do I do that?
#2984 [19:08] <wanna> task manger
#2985 [19:08] <Balee> Task manager, yes.
#2986 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> /ns register password email
#2987 [19:08] <almostroot> Balee: CTRL+SHIFT+ESC goes straight to the task amanger.
#2988 [19:08] <Hikyuuri> Thanks Grey
#2989 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> or /ns help register for more information
#2990 [19:08] <wanna> you can also press Ctrl+Shift+Esc to get to it
#2991 [19:08] <Balee> I didn't know that!
#2992 [19:09] <Balee> D:
#2993 [19:09] <MrT> Processes...83, CPU Usage...around 70%, Physical Memory...76%
#2994 [19:09] <Balee> Not that it matters anymore, I have my task manager set to the processes tab anyways.
#2995 [19:09] <Balee> Is that with or without MC?
#2996 [19:10] <MrT> With
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#2998 [19:10] <Balee> Seems legit.
#2999 [19:10] <almostroot> MrT: Using any texture packs or mods?
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#3001 [19:10] <MrT> Not at the moment. I have done...but it dies even when I don't use them.
#3002 [19:10] <SlimJim> I cannot get on any server
#3003 [19:11] <SlimJim> Oh
#3004 [19:11] <Hikyuuri> SlimJim
#3005 [19:11] <Hikyuuri> Servers are down
#3006 [19:11] <MrT> It's just died on me again!
#3007 [19:11] <SlimJim> Mmm
#3008 [19:11] <SlimJim> Ok
#3009 [19:11] <Hikyuuri> MrT what does it say when it "dies"
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#3011 [19:12] <Tiba666> need a bit tech support do you guys think you can help me?
#3012 [19:12] <MrT> 'This could be caused by a bug in the game or by the Virtual Java Machine not being allocated enough memory.' Then it says I should download it and go offline...but I'm using the downloaded one anyway :P
#3013 [19:13] <Jackson413> still down???
#3014 [19:13] <Tiba666> i cant even connect to localhost but on like 7 other server i can lol
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#3016 [19:13] <Balee> What the hay.
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#3023 [19:14] <Coolkid> So
#3024 [19:14] <MrT> Hikyuuri: Did you see my reply mate?
#3025 [19:15] <Coolkid> Who is raging about the servers
#3026 [19:15] <Balee> A lot of people.
#3027 [19:15] <Hikyuuri> MrT yeah, sorry I was AFK
#3028 [19:15] <MrT> No worries
#3029 [19:15] <Hikyuuri> Do you have the latest version of Java installed on your machine?
#3030 [19:15] <Balee> (Yay, my Twitter avatar is win.)
#3031 [19:15] <Ieatpwnage> Doo doo da doo...
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#3033 [19:16] <MrT> Yeah I do
#3034 [19:16] <Hikyuuri> Ok
#3035 [19:16] <Hikyuuri> Did I see you say you were running Vista?
#3036 [19:16] <Balee> He is.
#3037 [19:16] <MrT> Unfortunately! :)
#3038 [19:16] <Hikyuuri> Do you know how much RAM you have?
#3039 [19:16] <WoM-Guest> can someone help me get basic minecraft modding tools
#3040 [19:16] <MrT> Not a clue Hikyuuri
#3041 [19:16] <Coolkid> ssda
#3042 [19:17] <wanna> hello im back
#3043 [19:17] <Hikyuuri> Ok, here is how to check. Click the STart menu, right click Computer (or My Computer) and select Properties
#3044 [19:17] <wanna> i just made the mistake of doing /list
#3045 [19:17] <Hikyuuri> Somewhere in there, it should say something like "Installed memory"
#3046 [19:18] <MrT> I found...
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#3049 [19:18] <MrT> Memory (RAM): 2046 MB
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#3051 [19:18] <MrT> That help?
#3052 [19:18] <Hikyuuri> Yeah
#3053 [19:18] <Hikyuuri> Thats what I was looking for
#3054 [19:19] <MrT> great stuff (:
#3055 [19:19] <Hikyuuri> So, you have 2GB of RAM installed, which is pretty typical for a Vista machine.
#3056 [19:19] <Hikyuuri> Granted, its not a lot, and that may be part of your problem
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#3059 [19:19] <Hikyuuri> Did I see someone walk you through how to check what programs are using what RAM in Task Manager?
#3060 [19:20] * guest-91348-06362 [guest-91348-06362@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3061 [19:20] <MrT> No not to do that specifically
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#3063 [19:20] <guest-91348-06362> Hey, how do i change my nickname
#3064 [19:20] <Hikyuuri> Right click the task bar (the bar across the bottom of the screen) and select Start Task Manager
#3065 [19:21] <Hikyuuri> Guest: /nick [new name here]
#3066 [19:21] <guest-0-21714> Does anyone know how to fix the Minecraft Client(first window you get when you have the game downloaded) if its having trouble logging in?
#3067 [19:21] <MrT> I've done that much :)
#3068 [19:21] <guest-0-21714> and wont join servers says communication error
#3069 [19:21] <Hikyuuri> Guest, its a server issue, it will be fixed when its fixed
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#3071 [19:21] <guest-0-21714> oh so its nothing wrong with my server or computer?
#3072 [19:21] <Hikyuuri> MrT, what does it say your RAM and CPU useage is with Minecraft NOT running?
#3073 [19:21] <sometimestommy> i think im good now
#3074 [19:21] <Hikyuuri> Guest, no its something on Minecraft.net's end
#3075 [19:21] <guest-0-21714> oh ok tyvm
#3076 [19:21] <MrT> CPU 14%
#3077 [19:22] <MrT> Physical Memory 38%
#3078 [19:22] <bayoucougar> balee how did u know?
#3079 [19:22] <MrT> I assume physical memory is the RAM?
#3080 [19:22] <sometimestommy> yes
#3081 [19:22] <Hikyuuri> Yeah
#3082 [19:22] <Hikyuuri> But, I believe that Vista measures it weirdly...
#3083 [19:22] <Hikyuuri> Still, you should have enough to run without too many issues...
#3084 [19:23] <Hikyuuri> How long between you starting Miencraft and it crashing?
#3085 [19:23] <MrT> Can be 30 seconds to 5 minutes
#3086 [19:23] <Hikyuuri> Ok
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#3088 [19:23] <Hikyuuri> I assume you are trying single player?
#3089 [19:23] <sponge> how long is it gonna be till it is back up
#3090 [19:23] <MrT> Yeah I am
#3091 [19:23] <Hikyuuri> Sponge, not sure
#3092 [19:24] <Hikyuuri> MrT, ok
#3093 [19:24] <Hikyuuri> Lets try this
#3094 [19:24] <Balee> Gotta love hoe people think I'm psychic. :3
#3095 [19:24] <Balee> *how
#3096 [19:24] <Hikyuuri> Keep task manager open, load Miencraft and play around. When it crashes, look at the Memory useage graph.
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#3098 [19:24] <Hikyuuri> Let me know how full it was
#3099 [19:24] <MrT> Ok shall do
#3100 [19:25] <MrT> One sec...
#3101 [19:25] <guest-0-33686> server are down ?
#3102 [19:25] <guest-0-33686> oh ok xD
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#3104 [19:26] <Coolkid> thenoodle
#3105 [19:26] <sponge> how long is it gonna be till it is back up did u say again
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#3107 [19:27] <MrT> Hikyuuri: It reached about 80%
#3108 [19:27] <charlie81dbz> thanks balee
#3109 [19:28] <MrT> I think it reached 82% then crashed
#3110 [19:28] <MrT> It gradually got higher as I walked around
#3111 [19:28] <Balee> You are most welcome!
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#3113 [19:29] <sponge> boured wana play minecraft
#3114 [19:30] <Balee> Don't we all?
#3115 [19:30] <MrT> sponge: play offline?
#3116 [19:30] <PcJamesy> there is always SP
#3117 [19:30] <Scott> or you can turn off authentication.
#3118 [19:30] * mib_gdboqz [mib_gdboqz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3119 [19:30] <sponge> i know but i wana play on may amazing server
#3120 [19:31] <Balee> Don't we all?
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#3122 [19:32] <mib_gdboqz> Y is SMP not working?
#3123 [19:32] <kermit> why are some servers working now?
#3124 [19:32] <Balee> Y r u no read notice.
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#3126 [19:32] <sponge> some r working?
#3127 [19:32] <almostroot> "Multiplayer is UNRELIABLE! Try again later." Unreliable, not broken completely.
#3128 [19:33] <mib_gdboqz> no none of my 12 serevers
#3129 [19:33] <mib_gdboqz> Is it down?
#3130 [19:33] <megabassdk> set online mode to false in server.properties on Minecraft server so you can play again
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#3132 [19:33] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: Donb;t tell people to do that without warning them on the consequences.
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#3134 [19:33] <mib_gdboqz> wat consequenses?
#3135 [19:33] <almostroot> megabassdk: Don't tell people to do that without warning them on the consequences.
#3136 [19:34] <mib_gdboqz> wat r they?
#3137 [19:34] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. Someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server.
#3138 [19:34] <mib_gdboqz> wat if the admin isn't online to reset the server any other fix?
#3139 [19:35] <MrT> hikyuuri: You still there mate?
#3140 [19:35] <mib_gdboqz> ya
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#3142 [19:36] <Perdog> @balee I figured as much
#3143 [19:36] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: Has to be changed by the admin.
#3144 [19:36] <almostroot> ;offline
#3145 [19:36] <MrT> bollocks he's gone
#3146 [19:36] <almostroot> :offline
#3147 [19:36] <WugBot> offline: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. This means that if the authentication servers that are used to verify usernames are down, you can still play on a amp server. It also means that someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
#3148 [19:36] <Balee> Auto-message, don't hate me.
#3149 [19:36] * mib_lhct4l [mib_lhct4l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3150 [19:36] <Perdog> I don't hate you :P
#3151 [19:36] <mib_gdboqz> does the server save?
#3152 [19:36] <mib_lhct4l> When Does Minecraft Multiplayer Work..?
#3153 [19:36] <Balee> I hope so!
#3154 [19:36] <Perdog> I actually came here too inquire about it
#3155 [19:37] <Balee> :)
#3156 [19:37] <mib_gdboqz> so it won't work?
#3157 [19:37] <Perdog> Just wondered if anyone knew at all what was causing it
#3158 [19:37] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: Depends on how the server is set up.
#3159 [19:37] <Balee> Not really, no.
#3160 [19:37] <Balee> Only that it's the auth server that's misbehaving.
#3161 [19:37] <mib_gdboqz> why is this happening?
#3162 [19:37] <Balee> ^
#3163 [19:37] <mib_gdboqz> wat does that mean?
#3164 [19:38] <Balee> Well...
#3165 [19:38] <mib_gdboqz> ?
#3166 [19:38] <Perdog> Darnn, Oh well, I figured it was the same type of thing that happened last night
#3167 [19:38] <zyxep> is there any new status for the auth server?
#3168 [19:38] <Balee> As far as I know that means you are not recognized by the game, online.
#3169 [19:38] <Klownicle> Hard to imagine this has been down most of the day without a fix.
#3170 [19:39] <Balee> It was?
#3171 [19:39] <mib_gdboqz> why don't they reset the main server and re load all the user names? there aren't to many
#3172 [19:39] <Klownicle> Let alone any hard information.
#3173 [19:39] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: You're kidding, right?
#3174 [19:39] <Klownicle> Yeah Balee
#3175 [19:39] <Perdog> Theres millions of names lol
#3176 [19:39] <[z]2> No.. It was down yesterday, then back up earlier, now down again
#3177 [19:39] <Balee> mib_gdboqz: Because the people who'd do that are asleep.
#3178 [19:39] <Balee> I never noticed it being down. Strange.
#3179 [19:39] <almostroot> Over 15 million usernames exist.
#3180 [19:39] <Perdog> I think yesterday was a different problem though
#3181 [19:39] <mib_gdboqz> but only 3 million own the game
#3182 [19:40] <mib_gdboqz> so just reboot those
#3183 [19:40] <Balee> <Insert over 9000 joke here>
#3184 [19:40] <mib_gdboqz> ?
#3185 [19:40] <Perdog> ahahaha
#3186 [19:40] <Balee> That's not how things work, mib_gdboqz.
#3187 [19:41] <Perdog> To fix the problem I'm pretty sure they have to shut everything down
#3188 [19:41] <Perdog> then do what they have to do
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#3190 [19:41] <mib_gdboqz> Why not, must have all the usernames on a document so reboot the server and give permissions back to those players
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#3192 [19:41] <Balee> Again.
#3193 [19:41] <Balee> That's not how things work.
#3194 [19:41] <icetea> i know
#3195 [19:41] <mib_gdboqz> what ever so thy should shut it down
#3196 [19:41] <icetea> i was here befor but diff name'
#3197 [19:41] <Perdog> This isn't like a small yml file on bukkit
#3198 [19:42] <Balee> icetea: Auto-message.
#3199 [19:42] <Perdog> tthis is a giant database
#3200 [19:42] <icetea> whatrs that
#3201 [19:42] <Klownicle> Why point fingers at the database to begin with
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#3203 [19:42] <almostroot> mib_gdboqz: Unless you have experience running a large, public-facing database, stop complaining.
#3204 [19:42] <mib_gdboqz> of 3 million names not to big for an up-to-date server
#3205 [19:42] <Klownicle> Whos to say this isn't a local routing issue at the server room.
#3206 [19:42] <Perdog> it could even be that
#3207 [19:42] <Balee> icetea: It's what you reacted to with "i know".
#3208 [19:42] <mib_gdboqz> just reboot the damn thing
#3209 [19:42] <Klownicle> Is there any hard evidence or response on there end yet?
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#3211 [19:43] <TheNoodle> mib_gdboqz, I believe an operator asked you to stop complaining.
#3212 [19:43] <Perdog> All anyone knows is that its the auth server
#3213 [19:43] <Balee> mib_gdboqz: What needs to be rebooted is your attitude.
#3214 [19:43] <mib_gdboqz> What did i say bro
#3215 [19:43] <icetea> what reacted to with "i know"
#3216 [19:43] <kyuzu> Darn servers not working :(
#3217 [19:44] <Balee> icetea: I'm afraid I can't follow. Why did you say "i know" back then?
#3218 [19:44] <Balee> *you can't follow
#3219 [19:44] <Balee> Darn it's late.
#3220 [19:44] <TheNoodle> you're late ;)
#3221 [19:44] <icetea> because i know that thair was a problem because i was here befor
#3222 [19:44] <Balee> Yes.
#3223 [19:45] <Balee> But to which line did you react like so?
#3224 [19:45] <Balee> TheNoodle: I know, you people ninja me all the time!
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#3226 [19:45] <TheNoodle> ikr?
#3227 [19:45] <Balee> Erm...?
#3228 [19:46] <TheNoodle> I'm actually watching your computer, when you're about to answer we quickly write a response instead
#3229 [19:46] <TheNoodle> ikr = I know right?
#3230 [19:46] <Balee> Ah.
#3231 [19:46] <Balee> Darn, I guess KRD has competition now.
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#3233 [19:47] <PumpkinEater> i know balee
#3234 [19:47] <Balee> I'm gonna end up hated for that auto-message. :(
#3235 [19:47] * AndreOfStonemarche [AndreOfStonemarche@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3236 [19:48] <Balee> Or maybe I should set up another auto-message for when people say "i know".
#3237 [19:48] <PumpkinEater> lol
#3238 [19:48] <Balee> Okay, modified.
#3239 [19:49] <Balee> Should spare me the beeps.
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#3241 [19:49] <Hiphop03199> Anyone know anything at all bout the downtime?
#3242 [19:49] <almostroot> Hiphop03199: No.
#3243 [19:50] <Hikyuuri> Hiphip03199: All we know is that it is down.
#3244 [19:50] <djrick2005> auth server down again. oh well. good time to do a fullrender on my dynmap
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#3246 [19:50] <Hikyuuri> We do not know when it will be back up
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#3248 [19:50] <Hiphop03199> Anyone know of similar issues in the past?
#3249 [19:50] <Hikyuuri> Several times
#3250 [19:51] <Hikyuuri> Someone probably was trying to make an update, and messed it up
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#3252 [19:51] <Torbunt> So relieved it´s not just me...
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#3254 [19:51] <Hikyuuri> Yeah, its global
#3255 [19:51] <Balee> almostroot: Couldn't you add some colors to that?
#3256 [19:51] <Marythemango> Thank you. :)
#3257 [19:51] <almostroot> Balee: I'm colorblind.
#3258 [19:52] <Balee> So it says in your medical file.
#3259 [19:52] * Balee puts intel away.
#3259 [19:53] <djrick2005> intel toys or matel toys. lol
#3260 [19:53] <Balee> Ayewhat?
#3261 [19:53] <Hiphop03199> lol how many people here have just bee killing time twiddling their thumbs till MC is up
#3262 [19:54] <charlie81dbz> hehe, most of us probably
#3263 [19:54] * GreyVulpine has been playing other games
#3263 [19:54] <Balee> I'm farming!
#3264 [19:54] <almostroot> Too many. There's #minecraft for general Minecraft talk and #mcchatter for off-topic discussion.
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#3266 [19:54] * almostroot is grading.
#3266 [19:54] <Torbunt> I just keep trying
#3267 [19:54] <Hiphop03199> I've just been checking every 5 minutes whispering to myself "This time... It's gonna be this time..."
#3268 [19:54] <djrick2005> the question should really be. How many of us is going through mc withdraws. lol
#3269 [19:54] <Hiphop03199> I'm gettin the shakes
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#3271 [19:55] <almostroot> This is giving my mapping program time to catch up.
#3272 [19:55] <Balee> I should probably also use this time wise.
#3273 [19:55] <Balee> Like starting my texture pack. >_>
#3274 [19:55] <djrick2005> mine too almostroot. I'm updateing my dynmap world map. the nether is hardly used.
#3275 [19:56] <kermit> ME TO hiphop ):
#3276 [19:56] <kermit> lol
#3277 [19:56] <Jackson413> is it back yet?
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#3280 [19:58] <yogurtwheel> Can someone help me? I got this error report: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/33882-video-card-driver-problem/
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#3282 [19:59] <yogurtwheel> Please! I really want to play!
#3283 [19:59] <Balee> Isn't there 3 pages worth of discussion there already?
#3284 [19:59] <Balee> -there
#3285 [19:59] <yogurtwheel> ...
#3286 [19:59] <almostroot> yogurtwheel: Update your java installation. Uninstall all old versions first.
#3287 [19:59] <djrick2005> you could play in single player mode but can't while the auth server is down for multiplayer
#3288 [19:59] <Balee> Was it something I said? D:
#3289 [19:59] <TheNoodle> lol
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#3291 [20:01] <ferminter> hello
#3292 [20:02] <Balee> Hola.
#3293 [20:02] <Hiphop03199> Minecraft is back up!
#3294 [20:02] <ferminter> who can help me
#3295 [20:02] <Torbunt> not for me
#3296 [20:02] <Torbunt> still down
#3297 [20:02] <almostroot> ferminter: What is your issue.
#3298 [20:02] <almostroot> Hiphop03199: It's sporadic,
#3299 [20:02] <Hiphop03199> I'm sorry lol, I'm a horrible, horrible person :/
#3300 [20:03] <Balee> Torbunt: I think he's just trying to strike up a conversation, lol.
#3301 [20:03] <almostroot> Hiphop03199: Were you lying..?
#3302 [20:03] <Hiphop03199> no, it got to a different point
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#3304 [20:03] <Hiphop03199> I thought it was client side
#3305 [20:03] <Torbunt> that´s not back up
#3306 [20:03] <djrick2005> hiphop wanted to see how many will jump on mc and flood the auth server. lol
#3307 [20:03] <Hiphop03199> Right, but I thought it had connectted but crashed at an unrelated issue
#3308 [20:04] <Balee> A human error to make.
#3309 [20:04] <Balee> Stop it or I will bury you alive in a box.
#3310 [20:04] <Balee> [/MadTV]
#3311 [20:05] <ferminter> when i get on minecraft and go to multiplayer and click on the servers the game freezes
#3312 [20:05] <Balee> Yes.
#3313 [20:06] <Hiphop03199> ferminter, multiplayer services are buggered atm
#3314 [20:06] <Hiphop03199> MC's end
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#3316 [20:06] <ferminter> what does that mean
#3317 [20:06] <Jackson413> what the fuck is mojang doing
#3318 [20:06] * AuBot kicked Jackson413 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ackson413 :Please keep it civil.)
#3319 [20:06] <[z]2> Nothing
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#3321 [20:06] <Balee> That means the multiplayer isn't working well.
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#3323 [20:06] <Jackson413> derp
#3324 [20:06] <umbridge> got a fatal error :S
#3325 [20:06] <umbridge> i need help
#3326 [20:06] <Jackson413> thats silly, autokicker
#3327 [20:07] <ferminter> when should it start working
#3328 [20:07] <almostroot> ferminter: Read the topic.
#3329 [20:08] <Alto> still down eh?
#3330 [20:08] <Perdog> yuupp
#3331 [20:08] <Alto> oh well
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#3333 [20:08] <Alto> might aswell go to sleep then
#3334 [20:08] <Perdog> Just gotta wait it out, it is still a beta
#3335 [20:09] <Balee> That reminds me.
#3336 [20:09] <Alto> yea i know
#3337 [20:09] <Balee> This might count as "help".
#3338 [20:09] <Alto> but i live in sweden and its 2am ^^
#3339 [20:09] <Alto> got class tomorrow
#3340 [20:09] <Balee> So, code freeze is in place, huh?
#3341 [20:09] <Alto> hehe
#3342 [20:09] <Perdog> lol yyyaaaaa might aswell sleep then :P
#3343 [20:09] <Balee> Alto: Same time here.
#3344 [20:09] <Balee> Hungary. :3
#3345 [20:09] <Alto> ah :)
#3346 [20:09] <Balee> Although no uni tomorrow. \o/
#3347 [20:09] <Alto> good 4 u
#3348 [20:09] <Balee> So, as for code freeze.
#3349 [20:10] <Balee> Is there any information about whether this means no 1.9 until Minecon?
#3350 [20:10] <Alto> code freeze for a month to sort out all the bugs and stuff
#3351 [20:10] <Alto> what date is minecon?
#3352 [20:10] <Balee> Yes, I know the why, but I don't know the how.
#3353 [20:10] <Balee> November something.
#3354 [20:10] <Balee> I mean...
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#3356 [20:11] <Balee> It'd make sense to release 1.9, then issue the code freeze.
#3357 [20:11] <Alto> maybe they will release it on minecon?
#3358 [20:11] <Balee> Unless 1.9 is the finalized version.
#3359 [20:11] <Perdog> Yes actually
#3360 [20:11] <Perdog> notchs blog stated something about this
#3361 [20:11] <Balee> I see.
#3362 [20:11] <Balee> That's both good news and bad news.
#3363 [20:11] <Alto> how is it bad news?
#3364 [20:11] <Balee> Well...
#3365 [20:12] <Balee> 1) We won't have 1.9 for quite some time.
#3366 [20:12] <Perdog> What I read was, They will NOT be doing any more updates to minecraft until the actual minecraft release
#3367 [20:12] <izzd> it is kind of released
#3368 [20:12] <Alto> 3 weeks :P
#3369 [20:12] <Perdog> notch will keep doing the pre-releases but no more updates
#3370 [20:12] <Balee> 2) Most things it includes will probably not get even more things in a while after the release.
#3371 [20:12] <Perdog> I mean like retail release :P
#3372 [20:13] <Perdog> I'll go fetch the link for you guys, 1 second
#3373 [20:13] <Balee> Although I can understand them.
#3374 [20:13] <Balee> Wanting to have a bigger update to be the final version.
#3375 [20:14] <Alto> im pretty sure that most of the "idea code" for 1.9 is done, and all they are working on now is to fix all bugs for all of minecraft including all 1.9 stuff
#3376 [20:14] <Balee> But it's not gonna fly well if it's released and people find bugs, with Mojang team going on vacations.
#3377 [20:14] <Balee> IF that happens.
#3378 [20:14] <Alto> yea, but i have faith :p
#3379 [20:15] <Balee> Obviously the pre-releases are there to minimise the chance of that happening, but still.
#3380 [20:15] <Balee> I think you get my point.
#3381 [20:15] <djrick2005> kinda makes you wonder if they were on vacation when they were doing the newest update.
#3382 [20:15] <Balee> Newest being 1.8?
#3383 [20:15] <Balee> *1.8.1
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#3385 [20:16] <Perdog> The pre-releases are to find the bugs :P
#3386 [20:16] <Perdog> http://notch.tumblr.com/post/11309884313/pre-releases-and-adventure-updates
#3387 [20:16] <Perdog> There's the link to what I saw
#3388 [20:16] <djrick2005> yea. but even 1.8.1 still has some bugs. They went on vacation after a vacation. lol
#3389 [20:16] <Balee> Yay, Minecraft Gamma. :P
#3390 [20:16] <kermit> ):
#3391 [20:16] <kermit> i wanna play!
#3392 [20:17] <Alto> thanks perdog :)
#3393 [20:17] <Alto> good reading
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#3395 [20:17] <Balee> Nice.
#3396 [20:18] <Balee> Ehh, might as well ask here.
#3397 [20:18] <|Kiikun|> 42.
#3398 [20:18] <Balee> No.
#3399 [20:18] <Coolkid> sooooo
#3400 [20:19] <|Kiikun|> 8675309?
#3401 [20:19] <Alto> im pretty sure its 42
#3402 [20:19] <Balee> Does anyone notice bugs like this...
#3403 [20:19] <Balee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YuKYcQoTE8
#3404 [20:19] <Perdog> Alto: No prob :) The owner of a server I'm on posted that on his forum
#3405 [20:19] <Balee> Or this...
#3406 [20:19] <Balee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb_GDOb5gog
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#3408 [20:19] <Balee> (More vids in the description for the latter one.)
#3409 [20:19] <|Kiikun|> Balee: that looks liek server lag to me o.o;
#3410 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> or mods
#3411 [20:20] <Perdog> YES
#3412 [20:20] <Balee> That's what I thought too.
#3413 [20:20] <Coolkid> welll
#3414 [20:20] <Coolkid> this sucks
#3415 [20:20] <Balee> But I tried on a local server, and still happened.
#3416 [20:20] <Balee> I shouldn't get lags from myself.
#3417 [20:20] <Balee> Also, I could control when it happens.
#3418 [20:20] <Balee> The water thing.
#3419 [20:20] <Coolkid> I wish the servers were back up
#3420 [20:20] <Perdog> I've seen that issue a bit, also sometime water flow will create new source blocks
#3421 [20:21] <Balee> Is that a new thing?
#3422 [20:21] <Perdog> and lava seems to be behaving weirdly aswell
#3423 [20:21] <Balee> I remember it happening long time ago.
#3424 [20:21] <djrick2005> yea! balee I seen those bugs happen on my server.
#3425 [20:21] <Balee> Yay.
#3426 [20:21] <|Kiikun|> Perdog: water flows create new sources when theres 2 sources immediately adjacent
#3427 [20:21] <Balee> I'll tweet Notch tomorrow then.
#3428 [20:21] <Perdog> I don't know if it's new or not, but it's been happening more frequently
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#3430 [20:22] <Alto> ive noticed in SMP servers
#3431 [20:22] <Balee> (Lol this sounds so wrong. My gentleman genes are tickling.)
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#3433 [20:22] <Alto> if u pick and place water many times in one place
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#3435 [20:22] <Alto> eventually the bucket will show full when its really empty
#3436 [20:22] <Perdog> Kiikun: I know that, What I mean by creates new source blocks is, when a flow of water is going down hill, from one source block only, every now and then it'll create a new source down that stream
#3437 [20:22] <Balee> Er...
#3438 [20:22] <djrick2005> I've even made a post how water just disapears in the bottum of a pit
#3439 [20:22] <Balee> And can you pick that source up?
#3440 [20:23] <Balee> djrick2005: Link please. :)
#3441 [20:23] <djrick2005> looking for it now.
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#3443 [20:23] <|Kiikun|> Perdog: the new 'source' stays when you remeove the old?
#3444 [20:23] <djrick2005> frack even mincraft.net is either laggy or times out.
#3445 [20:24] <Alto> djrick minecraft server is down
#3446 [20:24] <Alto> the authentication server
#3447 [20:24] <Alto> so no SMP for you tonight
#3448 [20:24] <Alto> sorry about that
#3449 [20:24] <Balee> He was referring to the forums, though.
#3450 [20:24] <Balee> AFAIK.
#3451 [20:25] <Alto> sounds like its time for me to go sleep XD
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#3453 [20:25] <Perdog> Kiikun: Yup, can even pick it up too, don't know if that's just a glitch from that particular server or not, I know it's supposed to do that with lava, but I thought something was weird when it did it with water. Also sorry I don't know how to pm on irc's :/
#3454 [20:25] <Balee> Yeah, dude, you are, like, way behind!
#3455 [20:25] <Balee> :P
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#3457 [20:25] <guest-767196-96951> thanks this is amazing
#3458 [20:25] <Balee> Perdog: I'd be glad if you could make a few screenshots about it.
#3459 [20:25] <Alto> farewell, minecrafters
#3460 [20:25] <Balee> Maybe I can reproduce it.
#3461 [20:25] <Balee> Bye!
#3462 [20:25] <guest-767196-96951> here, i'll give you the error code
#3463 [20:26] <Perdog> Next time it happens I'll be sure to get some for you
#3464 [20:26] <Balee> Thankies!
#3465 [20:26] <guest-767196-96951> All it does is freeze at "loading" when you try to connect
#3466 [20:26] <Balee> Yes, guest-767196-96951.
#3467 [20:26] <Balee> It's like that for all of us.
#3468 [20:26] <guest-767196-96951> it freezes minecraft, and in terminal it says unexpected data file or something
#3469 [20:27] <guest-767196-96951> Ah. thanks for the support glad to know that it's not just me
#3470 [20:27] <Perdog> It might have just been a crap load of server lag or something causing it, as there was a ton of activity going on when that happened
#3471 [20:27] <|Kiikun|> Perdog: the ONLY time a new liquid source shodul be created is when 2 water streams right off a source water meet over a block. new lava sources never get created.
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#3473 [20:27] <Balee> |Kiikun|: That's why this could be a bug.
#3474 [20:27] <guest-767196-96951> Yeah my server had about 67 people on and then I got disconnected, through end of stream. Then the freezing happened.
#3475 [20:27] <|Kiikun|> that or server mod
#3476 [20:27] <Balee> Because it *could* be.
#3477 [20:28] <guest-767196-96951> when will this be fixed?
#3478 [20:28] <Balee> Well I have no idea about that, |Kiikun|.
#3479 [20:28] <Perdog> Oh wait.... The server I was on is using bukkit (Hoping you know what that is) It could be a bukkit bug
#3480 [20:28] <Balee> All I know if I can reproduce it, it's there.
#3481 [20:28] <guest-767196-96951> It's not bukkit, no errors in console thru bukkit
#3482 [20:28] <DIllon> but my bukkit not working
#3483 [20:28] <Balee> Perdog: What is bukkit?
#3484 [20:28] <Perdog> that wasn't to you guest lol
#3485 [20:28] <DIllon> a server
#3486 [20:29] <|Kiikun|> bukkit = custom server with pluginability
#3487 [20:29] <Balee> I know our server is on Bukkit. Oslt.
#3488 [20:29] <Balee> But.
#3489 [20:29] <Perdog> Balee: Bukkit is an api to allow modding on minecraft servers
#3490 [20:29] <guest-767196-96951> What server do you play on balee?
#3491 [20:29] <Perdog> Via plugins
#3492 [20:29] <Balee> When I made myself an own server, on my PC, I probably didn't use Bukkit.
#3493 [20:29] <Balee> guest-767196-96951: A private one, with a few of my friends. Why?
#3494 [20:29] <guest-767196-96951> My internet is to slow to contain a server, had one running using all 16 gigs of ram for me
#3495 [20:30] <Balee> My net is also slow, I can only cater one user besides me.
#3496 [20:30] <Balee> And it's laggy a bit.
#3497 [20:30] <guest-767196-96951> Balee, you should come see my server when the servers work, the IP is at minecraftservers.net/server/7849
#3498 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Please don't advertise here
#3499 [20:30] <guest-767196-96951> Sorry
#3500 [20:30] <Balee> Why, is there something buggy to check there?
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#3502 [20:31] <guest-767196-96951> No, just wanted you to see if it was possible for you to connect
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#3504 [20:31] <no_smd> i got on a multiplayer server than when i loged i couldent get back on
#3505 [20:31] <guest-767196-96951> yes me to smd
#3506 [20:31] <Perdog> its minecraft itself
#3507 [20:31] <Cyansn0w> yes
#3508 [20:31] <Cyansn0w> most likely
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#3510 [20:32] <no_smd> i was the only 1 there for like 3 hours lol
#3511 [20:32] <Balee> I was about to ask you change name, lol.
#3512 [20:32] <Balee> *you to
#3513 [20:32] <Perdog> Its weird though
#3514 [20:32] <Perdog> It's impossible to connect
#3515 [20:32] <Perdog> but if you were connect before the problem occured you were okay
#3516 [20:32] <Balee> Yeah.
#3517 [20:32] <Cyansn0w> I know, seems like its minecraft ITSELF because I've added about 25 of the biggest servers and all of them are desolate
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#3519 [20:33] <Balee> Cyansn0w: It *is* MC itself.
#3520 [20:33] <Cyansn0w> Great
#3521 [20:33] <Balee> Or to be more specific, the authentication server.
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#3523 [20:33] <Ophelia> very quick question if anyone has time to answer, can you have more than one single player save on minecraft 1.8?
#3524 [20:33] <Cyansn0w> yes
#3525 [20:33] <Cyansn0w> of course
#3526 [20:33] <Perdog> I decided to disconnect to check and see if it was MC ... bad idea :P Should have just kept at what I was doing lol
#3527 [20:33] <DIllon> yes
#3528 [20:34] <Cyansn0w> great time to isntall plugins right now see ya thanks for the help
#3529 [20:34] <Balee> Np.
#3530 [20:34] <Ophelia> good good now to start my husbit off on minecraft yays
#3531 [20:34] <Perdog> Ophelia: .... Have you ever played single player?
#3532 [20:34] <Balee> You clearly overestimate people.
#3533 [20:35] <izzd> try the skyblock map
#3534 [20:35] <Balee> You idealistic you!
#3535 [20:35] <izzd> it made me mad :D
#3536 [20:35] <Balee> I don't wanna. D:
#3537 [20:35] <Perdog> Well ... I figured most people could see the buttons pertaning to creating new worlds in SSP :P
#3538 [20:35] <Balee> It looks so yummy.
#3539 [20:35] <djrick2005> looks like they've got rid of my post on getsatifaction.com
#3540 [20:35] <Perdog> I try sky block for about an hour ...
#3541 [20:35] <Balee> But it'd take my focus off of my SMP projects.
#3542 [20:36] <Perdog> Then had to wait over 30 minutes for my next tree to grow lol that's when I said screw it, this is a pain in the rear
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#3544 [20:36] <Balee> Well that's certainly not for the unpatient ones.
#3545 [20:37] <Perdog> It really isn't :p
#3546 [20:37] <Balee> Although you could have made a mob trap.
#3547 [20:37] <Balee> Like, second thing after a cobble generator.
#3548 [20:37] <izzd> i made a basic mob area near the sand
#3549 [20:37] <Perdog> This was within the very first hour of playing
#3550 [20:38] <Perdog> tI just couldn't stand around waiting for my trees to grow lol
#3551 [20:38] <Balee> Just a quick estimate, it probably takes you 10 minutes to do so.
#3552 [20:38] <Balee> And then BAM! Skelly parade.
#3553 [20:38] <Perdog> ahaha
#3554 [20:39] <Balee> At least that's what I suppose.
#3555 [20:39] <izzd> i fell in my lava and lost my bucket lol
#3556 [20:39] <Balee> Lol.
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#3558 [20:39] <Balee> That's probably why I didn't try it.
#3559 [20:40] <Balee> I know I would have burned up myself, or the tree, or something.
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#3562 [20:41] <Balee> I'll have to make these channels autojoin.
#3563 [20:42] <Balee> It'd be silly of me not to come here.
#3564 [20:42] <Balee> So my new faces.
#3565 [20:42] <Balee> *many
#3566 [20:42] <GreyVulpine> Save your sanity, don't
#3567 [20:42] * TheBadShepperd [TheBadShepperd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3568 [20:42] * almostroot almost remembers what sanity is like.
#3568 [20:42] <Balee> GreyVulpine: You assumed I had that.
#3569 [20:42] <Balee> Your assumption is wrong.
#3570 [20:43] <kermit> anything?
#3571 [20:43] <Balee> *have
#3572 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> Whatever faith you had left in humanity, I assure you, #minecrafthelp will rid you of any traces of that thought
#3573 [20:43] <Balee> Something, kermit. Something.
#3574 [20:43] * su [su@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3575 [20:43] <Balee> There's always Faith of the Heart.
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#3577 [20:44] <Balee> Does someone wanna take over this mIRC script?
#3578 [20:44] <Balee> I might go to sleep soon.
#3579 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> Eh, turn it off, one of us will take over
#3580 [20:44] <Balee> Do you need the code?
#3581 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> Nah, shouldn't be hard
#3582 [20:45] <Balee> :)
#3583 [20:45] <Balee> Tell me when you're ready, I'll check. :3
#3584 [20:46] <Balee> Also, silly question, but...
#3585 [20:46] <Balee> Is it wrong of me to assume you're a girl?
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#3587 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> There are no women on the innernets.
#3588 [20:46] <Balee> So I assume.
#3589 [20:46] <Balee> Sorry, though.
#3590 [20:46] <Balee> That "Vulpine" part confused me.
#3591 [20:46] <frogaincia> does any1 know how to download 1.9 prerelease 4?
#3592 [20:47] <Balee> Collided with my Latin knowledge.
#3593 [20:47] <TheNoodle> GreyVulpine is sexy no matter what sex he/she is.
#3594 [20:47] <[1]Jackson413> is it up yet?
#3595 [20:47] <TheNoodle> :3
#3596 [20:47] <frogaincia> yeah
#3597 [20:47] <[1]Jackson413> it is?
#3598 [20:47] <Balee> No.
#3599 [20:47] <[1]Jackson413> herpderp
#3600 [20:47] <frogaincia> um yeah lol
#3601 [20:47] <frogaincia> yes it is
#3602 [20:47] <frogaincia> i gt it
#3603 [20:47] <[1]Jackson413> !isdown
#3604 [20:47] <GreyBot> [1]Jackson413: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3605 [20:47] <frogaincia> but i dont know how 2 upload it minecraft
#3606 [20:48] <Balee> [1]Jackson413: What are you referring to. Servers, or 1.9 PR4?
#3607 [20:48] <frogaincia> 1.9 PR4
#3608 [20:48] <Balee> I wasn't asking you.
#3609 [20:48] <frogaincia> soz
#3610 [20:48] <frogaincia> lol
#3611 [20:48] <frogaincia> wow
#3612 [20:48] <frogaincia> ummmmm
#3613 [20:49] <frogaincia> can any1 help
#3614 [20:49] <Balee> Make up your mind!
#3615 [20:49] <Balee> You can probably find it on the forums.
#3616 [20:49] <Balee> In one of the previous news posts.
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#3618 [20:50] <Balee> Also.
#3619 [20:50] <Balee> [02:48:30] <[1]Jackson413> !isdown
#3620 [20:50] <Balee> I need that script. D:
#3621 [20:51] <Balee> Can I specify custom URLs?
#3622 [20:51] <Balee> !isdown http://google.com
#3623 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> !isdown google.com
#3624 [20:51] <GreyBot> Balee: It's just you. http://google.com is up.
#3625 [20:51] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://google.com is up.
#3626 [20:51] <Balee> Ninja'd.
#3627 [20:51] <Balee> This script is win.
#3628 [20:52] <Balee> Is it a custom script, or can I find it on the interwebs?
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#3630 [20:52] <InTheLittleWood> hello?
#3631 [20:52] <Balee> Hi.
#3632 [20:52] <|Kiikun|> ..ello ..ello.. lo..
#3633 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> All it does, is query isitdownorjustme.com
#3634 [20:52] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3635 [20:52] <InTheLittleWood> oh servers arent working?
#3636 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> I'm sure you can find it on the innernets somewhere
#3637 [20:52] <Balee> Yup.
#3638 [20:52] <InTheLittleWood> thats y i was here LOL
#3639 [20:52] <Balee> I knew you'd come!
#3640 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> oh when will they be back?
#3641 [20:53] <Balee> No idea.
#3642 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> u knew whod come?
#3643 [20:53] <[1]Jackson413> are auth servers up and nobody bothered to changer the topic yet?
#3644 [20:53] <Balee> You!
#3645 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> me?
#3646 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> how?
#3647 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> what?
#3648 [20:53] <Balee> Jackson: Not they are not.
#3649 [20:53] <Balee> InTheLittleWood: I'm psychic!
#3650 [20:53] <Jackson413> yeah they seem to be
#3651 [20:53] <InTheLittleWood> ??
#3652 [20:53] <Balee> I can read minds.
#3653 [20:53] <Balee> I read yours before you joined.
#3654 [20:54] <InTheLittleWood> ?? psychic
#3655 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> ??> Balee telepathy
#3656 [20:54] <VoxelHead> Balee: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3657 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3658 [20:54] <InTheLittleWood> they r running at the same time?
#3659 [20:54] <Balee> What now?
#3660 [20:54] <Balee> |Kiikun|: They can't, but I can!
#3661 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> your being telepathic.. so i had to snag youwith the telepathy faqlet :P
#3662 [20:54] <InTheLittleWood> u need to get a special face for ^_^
#3663 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> !auth down
#3664 [20:55] <InTheLittleWood> ??
#3665 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> !authdown
#3666 [20:55] <InTheLittleWood> auth down?
#3667 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#3671 [20:55] <InTheLittleWood> WTF?!
#3672 [20:55] <Balee> Why...
#3673 [20:55] <Balee> Why do I get an auto-message from myself? D:
#3674 [20:55] <Prebuiltslicer> MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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#3676 [20:56] <gayford> GROG!
#3677 [20:56] <Balee> GreyBot: Nice, but.
#3678 [20:56] <Balee> Most people won't know what "auth" means.
#3679 [20:56] <Jackson413> MINECRAFT IS BACK UP!!!
#3680 [20:56] <Jyro> Help!
#3681 [20:56] <YSERVERSY> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHAHAJAJAJAJA
#3682 [20:56] <YSERVERSY> it is
#3683 [20:56] <YSERVERSY> servers?!
#3684 [20:56] <Jackson413> YEAH DUUD
#3685 [20:57] <Jyro> Anyone?
#3686 [20:57] <Balee> Good. Just in time for me to big farewell.
#3687 [20:57] <YSERVERSY> YESS im trying to geton in thelittlewoods server
#3688 [20:57] <YSERVERSY> CYA!^_^
#3689 [20:57] <Balee> Jyro: It's pretty hard to help without you telling us what your problem is.
#3690 [20:57] <Jyro> Well just seeing if someone was here.
#3691 [20:57] <Balee> Oh, I'm not here.
#3692 [20:58] <Balee> This is my fridge speaking.
#3693 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> Balee: thats why ?? telepathy was made :P
#3694 [20:58] <Jackson413> Jyro, take your computer, shake it really really really hard
#3695 [20:58] <Jackson413> come back when its fixed
#3696 [20:58] <Balee> |Kiikun|: Yes, but it was pointless.
#3697 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> ??> Jyro ask
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#3700 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Jyro: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3701 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Jyro: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3702 [20:58] <Jackson413> relax guys i helped him
#3703 [20:58] * ALifer Is trying out emotes for the first time and is very sorry everyone cans see its thoughts.
#3703 [20:59] <Balee> I was just trying to convince him.
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#3705 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> !auth up
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#3708 [20:59] <Jackson413> AUTH IS BACK UP!!!
#3709 [20:59] <Jackson413> jk
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#3711 [20:59] * almostroot kicked Jyro from #minecrafthelp (Reason: yro :Jyro)
#3712 [20:59] * ALifer does a happy dance.
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#3714 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> !auth down
#3715 [21:00] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#3718 [21:00] * |Kiikun| logged into game... cant connect to server
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#3719 [21:00] <Balee> Good, good!
#3720 [21:01] <Jyro> My problem is when ever I try to run Minecraft it crashes and sends a error file to my desktop.
#3721 [21:01] <Balee> Maybe if it was "...is down, which affects connecting to multiplayer servers."
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#3723 [21:01] <Balee> Just trying to think with a newbie's mind here.
#3724 [21:01] <|Kiikun|> Jyro: copy the contents of the file and pastebin it
#3725 [21:01] <|Kiikun|> ?? pastebin
#3726 [21:01] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3727 [21:01] <Jyro> Kay.
#3728 [21:02] <Balee> "okay, funny-names thingamajig is down, BUT I CANT JOIN ONLINE HELP PLZ!"
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#3730 [21:03] <Jyro> http://mibpaste.com/H2yOky
#3731 [21:03] <mr_wibble> whats wrong with minecraft right now?
#3732 [21:03] <Balee> You got two automated messages regarding that.
#3733 [21:04] <Balee> Yes, flee!
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#3735 [21:04] <Balee> Meh, I'm getting tired.
#3736 [21:04] <Balee> Best if I went to sleep.
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#3739 [21:04] <Balee> Had to see that one again. :3
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#3741 [21:04] <|Kiikun|> Jyro: update or reinstall your video drivers.
#3742 [21:05] <Jyro> http://mibpaste.com/H2yOky
#3743 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> ??> Jyro gpu/ati
#3744 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> ??> Jyro gpu/amd
#3745 [21:05] <VoxelHead> Jyro: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#3746 [21:05] <Balee> Hmmm...
#3747 [21:05] <Balee> Okay, I wonder if that disabled it.
#3748 [21:05] <Jyro> I did several times. nothing
#3749 [21:05] <Jackson413> actaully i was trolling
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#3752 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> Jyro: also.. if your comp happens to be a dell or something.. go to there site
#3753 [21:05] <Balee> It did. Yay!
#3754 [21:05] <Balee> Good night, people!
#3755 [21:05] <Jackson413> just to see how many people would be like, "no way!!!"
#3756 [21:06] <Jyro> It is a custom built machine.
#3757 [21:06] <|Kiikun|> Jyro: also.. unuinstall java 7 and use java 6.
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#3759 [21:07] * |Kiikun| doesnt see anything else obvious.
#3759 [21:09] <Hiphop03199> Why can't mojang test a change after making one?
#3760 [21:09] * |Kiikun| gets 1631fps! :D
#3760 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> Hiphop03199: pertaining to...?
#3761 [21:10] <Hiphop03199> The auth servers right now
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#3763 [21:12] <AndreOfStonemarche> My server will still not work. Same error.
#3764 [21:13] <almostroot> AndreOfStonemarche: See topid.
#3765 [21:13] <almostroot> topic*
#3766 [21:13] <kermit> ughhhhhhhhhhh
#3767 [21:13] <AndreOfStonemarche> Yes, just updating status.
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#3770 [21:13] <wanna> rawr rawr fix it
#3771 [21:14] <wanna> damn it mollstam
#3772 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> ??> wanna attitude
#3773 [21:14] <VoxelHead> wanna: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3774 [21:14] <djrick2005> oh eeh ooh aah ahh ting tang wall wall bing bang.
#3775 [21:14] <VoxelHead> wanna: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3776 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#3778 [21:14] <tesco2> molstam is sleeping
#3779 [21:14] <patheros> hey there
#3780 [21:14] <patheros> anyone having issues playing minecraft right now?
#3781 [21:15] <Klownicle> Nope your the only one.
#3782 [21:15] <Klownicle> Yes we all are.
#3783 [21:15] <Klownicle> Its globally down.
#3784 [21:15] <patheros> :-)
#3785 [21:15] <Klownicle> No one is playing minecraft :(
#3786 [21:15] * |Kiikun| is playing :P
#3786 [21:15] <patheros> :-(
#3787 [21:15] <wanna> i am
#3788 [21:15] <wanna> on my local server
#3789 [21:15] * |Kiikun| is setting up for makin video
#3789 [21:15] <djrick2005> and everyone here is going through mc withdraws
#3790 [21:15] <wanna> i blaim it on billy mayes
#3791 [21:16] <Klownicle> Yeah but nothing multiplayer
#3792 [21:16] <lemon-rev> hahahah and thats the funny part, you guys cant surivive on your own, you need to make a world and go bugger your self up on mc :P
#3793 [21:16] <|Kiikun|> wanna: no. steve jobs.
#3794 [21:16] * ALifer agrees with minecraft withdrawals
#3794 [21:16] <tesco2> there are two servers that i can still connect to, but the rest i can't
#3795 [21:16] <wanna> im playing on my server
#3796 [21:16] <djrick2005> I blame the poloticians. lol
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#3798 [21:16] * ALifer has em bad
#3798 [21:16] <b0xxy> if u wanna play now, disable online mode in server.properties altho this is not recommended and may trash your map/configs
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#3800 [21:16] <mermi> hello
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#3802 [21:17] <ALifer> hello
#3803 [21:17] <Klownicle> Why would it trash it?
#3804 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> b0xxy: its not recomended because anyone can connect with any name they want.
#3805 [21:17] <b0xxy> i heard it will trash your map aswell
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#3807 [21:17] <ALifer> even if there is a whitelist?
#3808 [21:17] <djrick2005> good time to do a full render of the world map in dynmap.
#3809 [21:17] <alowlife> hello
#3810 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> b0xxy: ittll be the grief-hackers trashing it
#3811 [21:17] <alowlife> i love griefing
#3812 [21:17] <b0xxy> oh ok
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#3814 [21:17] <Cusped> is it still down?
#3815 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> ALifer: whitelist only matches names.. match a name on whitelist and they in
#3816 [21:18] <b0xxy> awt about permissions
#3817 [21:18] <b0xxy> guests login as guests unless added to permissions file
#3818 [21:18] <alowlife> griefing is so fun
#3819 [21:18] <b0xxy> i guess your name matches you in real life almostroot
#3820 [21:18] <b0xxy> alowlife
#3821 [21:18] <|Kiikun|> b0xxy: againh.. does it match hostnames? or just the username?
#3822 [21:18] <b0xxy> your a low life
#3823 [21:18] <b0xxy> just username so true
#3824 [21:18] <alowlife> lol i made it that way
#3825 [21:18] <Klownicle> Screw that ill play offline *modifies server config*
#3826 [21:18] * almostroot kicked b0xxy from #minecrafthelp (Reason: 0xxy :Be nice.)
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#3828 [21:18] <alowlife> lol thx man
#3829 [21:19] <b0xxy> i was just stating the obviouse
#3830 [21:19] <b0xxy> obvious*
#3831 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> b0xxy - Are you here just to troll, or do you actually have a problem?
#3832 [21:20] <b0xxy> i made a suggestion id you read up...
#3833 [21:20] <b0xxy> "[12:16:42] [b0xxy]: if u wanna play now, disable online mode in server.properties altho this is not recommended and may trash your map/configs"
#3834 [21:20] <almostroot> ;offline
#3835 [21:20] <almostroot> :offline
#3836 [21:20] <WugBot> offline: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. This means that if the authentication servers that are used to verify usernames are down, you can still play on a smp server. It also means that someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
#3837 [21:21] <b0xxy> well i was not aware of that cmd
#3838 [21:21] <almostroot> I just added it a bit ago.
#3839 [21:21] <|Kiikun|> ooh :P *makes mental note*
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#3844 [21:23] <guest-810081-43309> thanks bro. whats up with the server
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#3846 [21:23] <nobody> hello
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#3849 [21:24] <guest-810081-43309> anyone? noone wants to tell me whats up with the sever
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#3852 [21:25] <Tiba666> why cant i join my localhost server o.O ?
#3853 [21:25] <guest-810081-43309> auth. server down
#3854 [21:25] <guest-810081-43309> no idea why tho
#3855 [21:25] <abw2021> hey when me and my bro try to join my server it says logging in forever or internal client error 500. plz help
#3856 [21:26] <ALifer> The authentication servers are down.
#3857 [21:26] <guest-810081-43309> auth serv down broski. no idea why. all of minecraft nation is in the dark
#3858 [21:26] <almostroot> Please see the channel topic.
#3859 [21:26] <abw2021> no servers work?
#3860 [21:26] <Jyro> okay now when i use it crashes and doesnt put an error file on the desktop
#3861 [21:26] <ALifer> correct
#3862 [21:27] <abw2021> but i run mine on my desktop not on a server provider
#3863 [21:27] <abw2021> and i port forwarded
#3864 [21:27] <ALifer> it still authenticates . unless in offline mode.
#3865 [21:28] <|Kiikun|> abw2021: server checks with the authservers to ensure usernames logging in are ACTUALLY the users, and not a hacker
#3866 [21:28] <|Kiikun|> :offline
#3867 [21:28] <WugBot> offline: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. This means that if the authentication servers that are used to verify usernames are down, you can still play on a smp server. It also means that someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
#3868 [21:28] <|Kiikun|> abw2021: offline mode is a setting in server.properties... as it says USE AT OWN RISK
#3869 [21:29] <abw2021> i know about offline mode
#3870 [21:29] <|Kiikun|> and best to put it back when autshervers stop being finnicky
#3871 [21:29] <abw2021> thats what people who stole game use to play
#3872 [21:29] <|Kiikun|> yes
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#3875 [21:30] <Jyro> I run it and it crashes but does not put an error file no more.
#3876 [21:30] <tesco2> why is it that i can connect to login.protocraft.org and 98.145.77.102:25565 but no other servers
#3877 [21:30] <ALifer> I cant be sure but if your both in same house you could play offline mode, and NOT port forward.
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#3879 [21:30] <|Kiikun|> ALifer: he left :P
#3880 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> tesco2: maybe they are in offline mode?
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#3882 [21:31] <almostroot> :offline
#3883 [21:31] <WugBot> offline: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. This means that if the authentication servers that are used to verify usernames are down, you can still play on a smp server. It also means that someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!You can change your server to offline mode by locating online-mode in your server.properties and changing its value to false.
#3884 [21:31] <tesco2> oh, could be, i'll go ask them
#3885 [21:31] <Tiba666> but that dont make any sence if i cant connect to my localhost server ALifer
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#3887 [21:32] <sloid32> So, is this the place to ask where I might start to fix a '[SEVERE] Unexpected exception java.lang.NullPointerException
#3888 [21:32] <sloid32> ' error?
#3889 [21:33] <almostroot> sloid32: Put the entire text of the error on pastebin please.
#3890 [21:33] <almostroot> ??> sloid32 pastebin
#3891 [21:33] <VoxelHead> sloid32: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#3893 [21:34] <almostroot> ALifer: The server sends an http request to verify a username on connect.
#3894 [21:35] <slide> There really needs to be an ip auth cacher. Basically if in the past you have logged in at this same IP, when mojangs servers are down you can still access the servers
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#3896 [21:35] <almostroot> sloid32: Leaves chance for exploitation.
#3897 [21:35] <slide> is there anything like that already?
#3898 [21:36] <mr_sticky> Hey D=
#3899 [21:36] <mr_sticky> Can I ask something?
#3900 [21:36] <slide> almostroot, how? i mean only if you are on the same internet connection as someone else
#3901 [21:36] <sloid32> almostroot: Here is the link http://pastebin.com/2epr3Z9d
#3902 [21:36] <mr_sticky> Im trying to by the game but it doesn't send me the Verication code to my fone
#3903 [21:36] <slide> which has no less chance then normal heh
#3904 [21:36] <almostroot> mr_sticky: Try using PayPal.
#3905 [21:36] <mr_sticky> Is there a problem because I've been getting alot of errors lately
#3906 [21:37] <almostroot> mr_sticky: Using mods?
#3907 [21:37] <mr_sticky> But paypal sucks D=
#3908 [21:37] <almostroot> sloid32: Using mods*
#3909 [21:37] <almostroot> mr_sticky: You can pay with a credit card and not make an account.
#3910 [21:37] <slide> almostroot, how does a mod give you someone elses ip address?
#3911 [21:37] <almostroot> sloid32: I wash;t talking to you.
#3912 [21:37] <Thrae> mr_sticky: You can also try having the verification code resent. It's sent by Moneybookers, one of two payment options, and it can take over an hour sometimes. Paypal is also a good option as said before.
#3913 [21:37] <almostroot> GAH
#3914 [21:37] <slide> uh, you said slide heh
#3915 [21:37] <almostroot> Too many similar usernames.
#3916 [21:38] <mr_sticky> Ah okay, I'lll guess I'l just be patiant
#3917 [21:38] <almostroot> sloid32: Are you using any mods?
#3918 [21:38] <mr_sticky> thanks =D
#3919 [21:39] <sloid32> almostroot: Some of my friends are using texture packs and have patched their client with mcpatcher 2.2
#3920 [21:39] <almostroot> sloid32: But is that error from a client with mods installed?
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#3922 [21:39] <slide> who the hell is sloid32
#3923 [21:39] <slide> er nm
#3924 [21:39] <slide> wow there are too many similar nicks lol
#3925 [21:40] <almostroot> sloid32: Exactly what I said. -_-
#3926 [21:40] <almostroot> slide*
#3927 [21:40] <almostroot> See?
#3928 [21:40] <slide> lol
#3929 [21:41] <sloid32> almostroot: No this is on the server when I try to start it.
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#3932 [21:42] <almostroot> sloid32: Are you using the official Minecraft server or bukkit?
#3933 [21:42] <sloid32> Official server 1.8.1
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#3935 [21:43] <sloid32> It was working fine until I had to reboot the PC cause it had locked up.
#3936 [21:43] <augie> aw ok so this is why I keep taking too long to connect to my own server?
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#3939 [21:44] <mr_sticky> what are mods?
#3940 [21:45] <sloid32> I have to go out for 10-15 mins or so but I'll be back after that
#3941 [21:45] <mr_sticky> Complete n00b here =D
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#3943 [21:48] <mib_2gwm75> I need help
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#3946 [21:50] <Zimsky> mollstam: get auth back up!
#3947 [21:51] <ALifer> Zimsky these folks are not in control of the servers :P
#3948 [21:51] <Zimsky> I know, but he fixed it earlier
#3949 [21:52] <Zimsky> :|
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#3956 [22:05] <guest-0-34209> hey guys! The game is shutting down for me after a minute, whether in browser or download
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#3958 [22:05] <guest-0-34209> I don't know what to do, can anyone help me?
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#3961 [22:07] <kermi> hey andrew u on?
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#3963 [22:07] <kermi> It is ShadowFire_11
#3964 [22:07] <guest-0-34209> Guys?
#3965 [22:07] <kermi> ye \s
#3966 [22:07] <mib_ji5stq> For some reason I can't sign into my login anyone else having that problem?
#3967 [22:08] <kermi> yes i think most are
#3968 [22:08] <kermi> i cant
#3969 [22:08] <guest-0-34209> I'm having a problem with the game, it keeps freezing on me
#3970 [22:08] <kermi> yep same with everyone
#3971 [22:08] <guest-0-34209> Wait, really?
#3972 [22:08] <kermi> yes it is everyone
#3973 [22:08] <guest-0-34209> Minecraft has been freezing on everyone?
#3974 [22:08] <kermi> huge thing
#3975 [22:08] <guest-0-34209> ...Wow.
#3976 [22:08] <kermi> u bet
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#3978 [22:09] <guest-0-34209> That's... comforting, but at the same time, really awful.
#3979 [22:09] <kermi> ye i know
#3980 [22:09] <kermi> archie u having the problem?
#3981 [22:09] <guest-0-34209> How long has this been happening?
#3982 [22:09] <Coolkid> are the servers working again?
#3983 [22:09] <Archie> I am.
#3984 [22:09] <kermi> i dk?
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#3986 [22:09] <Coolkid> ?
#3987 [22:09] <Archie> It was going on 9 hours ago.
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#3989 [22:10] <guest-0-34209> I've been using single player, survival mode. And it's been happening there.
#3990 [22:10] <Coolkid> Are the servers working again?
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#3992 [22:10] <Archie> Still out for me.
#3993 [22:10] <Coolkid> ok
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#3996 [22:11] <kermit> they wokr~!
#3997 [22:12] <kermit> i lied )"
#3998 [22:12] <kermit> http://isminecraftdown.net/
#3999 [22:12] <Gazionetadmin> so whats wrong with minecraft login?
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#4001 [22:12] <mr_sticky> So has the recent update absolutely fucked the whole system up?
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#4004 [22:13] <guest-0-34209> It's not the login for me, I can log in fine, it just freezes and dies after a couple of minutes
#4005 [22:13] <Gazionetadmin> yeah it crashers people when they try going into my server
#4006 [22:13] <Gazionetadmin> it crashers there client lol
#4007 [22:14] <Gazionetadmin> im unsure why at this point
#4008 [22:14] <almostroot> See the topic.
#4009 [22:14] <guest-0-34209> almostroot, what topic?
#4010 [22:14] <almostroot> guest-0-34209: When you joined the channel.
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#4012 [22:15] <hatman> I am getting communication errors all day when trying to login via multiplayer mode. version 1.8.1 Single player works fine.
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#4014 [22:16] <almostroot> hatman: Read the topic.
#4015 [22:16] <hatman> First time on here. What is the topic?
#4016 [22:17] <almostroot> hatman: message displayed when you joined the channel.
#4017 [22:17] <Gazionetadmin> is there suppost to be another prerelease?
#4018 [22:17] <hatman> Oh my... The Greybot. I'm bad
#4019 [22:18] <guest-0-34209> I'm reading the topic on the bwod, and it tells me to create some kind of shortcut?
#4020 [22:18] <guest-0-34209> I don't speak Java.
#4021 [22:18] <almostroot> guest-0-34209: No idea what a bwod is.just type /topic
#4022 [22:18] <guest-0-34209> black window of death
#4023 [22:19] <guest-0-34209> That's the issue I'
#4024 [22:19] <guest-0-34209> *I've been having
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#4026 [22:19] <guest-0-34209> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/bwod_black_window_of_death
#4027 [22:19] <handsomedave> login servers hosed?
#4028 [22:19] <guest-0-34209> They say the solution is to create some sort of shortcut within java?
#4029 [22:19] <guest-0-34209> But I don't know how to do that
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#4031 [22:20] <almostroot> guest-0-34209: No idea. Try reinstalling Minecraft. Using Windows?
#4032 [22:20] <guest-0-34209> Yeah, I am. And I just installed it on this computer tonight. It's been happening in-browser too.
#4033 [22:20] <handsomedave> I can login to minecraft. The problem I'm having is when it does the login when joining my server
#4034 [22:20] <almostroot> handsomedave: Read the topic.
#4035 [22:21] <handsomedave> oops sorry
#4036 [22:22] <handsomedave> Does trying over and over have any chance of working or should I just give up?
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#4038 [22:22] <kiugetski> so the problem is always on ?
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#4042 [22:27] <pudgetta> anyone on?
#4043 [22:27] <westjgames> yes i am on
#4044 [22:28] <pudgetta> well can u use minecraft?
#4045 [22:28] <westjgames> yes
#4046 [22:28] <pudgetta> how what about muti?
#4047 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> !blarg
#4048 [22:28] <GreyBot> The problem right now is the minecraft authentication server that the MC servers query to authenticate users that connect. It is currently experiencing technical difficulties.
#4049 [22:29] <pudgetta> does that mean that the suvers are not working?
#4050 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4051 [22:29] <pudgetta> does anyone know how long?
#4052 [22:29] <Gazionetadmin> inless in offline mdoe?
#4053 [22:29] <Gazionetadmin> *mode?
#4054 [22:29] <pudgetta> till it is good?
#4055 [22:29] <westjgames> till tomorrow, my sources tell me
#4056 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> pudgetta - Until it is back up
#4057 [22:29] <pudgetta> oh how long will that be :)
#4058 [22:29] <Gazionetadmin> we don't know
#4059 [22:30] <slide> Have any of the mojangles said anything on twitter?
#4060 [22:30] <pudgetta> ok thx but u know andrewkm he is my suvers owner
#4061 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> No
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#4063 [22:31] <pudgetta> so mutiplayer does not work for anyone
#4064 [22:31] <pudgetta> ?
#4065 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> Right
#4066 [22:31] <Steve> yea it won't let me log on either
#4067 [22:31] <westjgames> it does if u can find "offline" servers
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#4069 [22:31] <westjgames> this one is up for offline use
#4070 [22:31] <pudgetta> what is a offline suver?
#4071 [22:31] <westjgames> tanelorn.jestservers.com
#4072 [22:31] <westjgames> try that one
#4073 [22:31] <pudgetta> so will no one be on?
#4074 [22:31] <westjgames> they're known as "pirated" servers
#4075 [22:32] <pudgetta> but will people be there?
#4076 [22:32] <slide> huh what?
#4077 [22:32] <slide> pirated has nothing to do with it
#4078 [22:32] <pudgetta> oh what does it have?
#4079 [22:32] <Guest46240> Does anyone know if we can set up our own server, without logging into the main MineCraft server?
#4080 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> :offline
#4081 [22:32] <WugBot> offline: Setting a server to offline mode allows anyone to log in using any username. This means that if the authentication servers that are used to verify usernames are down, you can still play on a smp server. It also means that someone could log in with the admin username and destroy the server. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
#4082 [22:32] <WugBot> offline: You can change your server to offline mode by locating online-mode in server.properties and changing its value to false.
#4083 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> ^
#4084 [22:33] <pudgetta> ye how do u make a suver?
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#4086 [22:33] <Guest46240> GreyVulpine - Thank you!
#4087 [22:33] <pudgetta> ??
#4088 [22:33] <pudgetta> how do u make a sever
#4089 [22:34] <pudgetta> server*
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#4091 [22:35] <fysics> pudgetta
#4092 [22:35] <Steve> I have a technical issue: When I play Minecraft, a few minutes in, my screen freezes, but the game is still going, and when I hit CTRL+ALT+DEL, the game goes to the back to game, options, video settings, quit screen, and i can resume the game. This repeats a couple of times until the game is completely frozen and I have to restart it. What should I do?
#4093 [22:35] <guest-0-34004> is there an easy way we can keep track of when multiplayer will be bk up?
#4094 [22:35] <fysics> the easiest way is to rent one from a host such as craftnode
#4095 [22:36] <guest-0-34004> asumes since no answer thats a no
#4096 [22:36] <pudgetta> i dont think guest
#4097 [22:37] <guest-0-34004> so they wont post anywhere when they r up?
#4098 [22:37] <pudgetta> u could say tons of peeps are working on it :)
#4099 [22:37] <pudgetta> becuase they dont want to raise anyones hopes
#4100 [22:37] <guest-0-34004> no i dont mean to rush them i just mean a way of knowing when they r up
#4101 [22:37] <guest-0-34004> when they do come bk
#4102 [22:37] <pudgetta> it could be 1 hour, or 6 weeks it does depend
#4103 [22:37] <pudgetta> on how they do
#4104 [22:37] <pudgetta> with 1.9
#4105 [22:37] <pudgetta> probably :)
#4106 [22:38] <guest-0-34004> your misunderstanding me i dont mean an eta i mean without just periodically trying to pull up minecraft how will we know when the servers r up?
#4107 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-34004 - Only way is to keep tryinhg
#4108 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> trying*
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#4110 [22:38] <guest-0-34004> Q_Q ok
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#4113 [22:43] <PerfectPhoenix> Funny, I was just here to see what was wrong with the Multiplayer problem. Thanks
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#4119 [22:50] <guest-832488-75960> Dang, just bought the game today, and multiplayer is down, my luck
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#4122 [22:54] <NinjaPig> Minecraft Multiplayer is not working
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#4124 [23:01] <viking667> meh. still can't log in... and I see the /topic agrees
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#4127 [23:05] <Stalinized> Hey. Anyone around for a quick question?
#4128 [23:05] <ALifer> Sure but I know nothing
#4129 [23:06] <Stalinized> This Minecraft Authentication server being down, does it effect the login process or servers as a whole?
#4130 [23:06] <ALifer> if you mean world wide yes
#4131 [23:06] <Stalinized> Alright, that would explain why I can't connect to any of my servers. Thank you!
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#4135 [23:09] <Sokar> that would be the session servers not the auth ones
#4136 [23:09] <Sokar> oh, too slow
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#4139 [23:12] <Charles> Woah! I have no idea how this works...
#4140 [23:12] <Charles> Should I state my problem?
#4141 [23:13] <Sokar> yes
#4142 [23:14] <ALifer> yes type away
#4143 [23:15] * Sokar suspects mollstam beat Charles to fixing the problem
#4143 [23:15] <ALifer> me agrees
#4144 [23:15] <zyxep> it is up, i got into my server
#4145 [23:15] <ALifer> darn slashes ... lol
#4146 [23:16] <Sokar> yea, someone with the access can change the topic back now
#4147 [23:17] <viking667> woo hoo. Works, at least at the moment. Can't say if it'll CONTINUE to work...
#4148 [23:17] * ALifer thinks it is always too long to wait for games ....
#4148 [23:17] <[L]> !paid dicks
#4149 [23:17] * ALifer but does the happy dance anyway
#4149 [23:17] <[L]> Hm..
#4150 [23:17] <Sokar> one of their login servers is still hozed, you might have to try authing a few times
#4151 [23:17] <[L]> !Paid LG_LEgacy
#4152 [23:17] <Sokar> but you'll get there
#4153 [23:17] <viking667> !paid brickviking
#4154 [23:18] <viking667> nup... doesn't seem to reply, at least not at the moment.
#4155 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Is it up?
#4156 [23:19] <ALifer> should be
#4157 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Can anybody else confirm?
#4158 [23:19] <viking667> I logged into a multiplayer server, so I'm good.
#4159 [23:19] <Charles> Hello! Sorry, I was AFK.
#4160 [23:19] <Charles> I found myself having to force quit the program.
#4161 [23:19] <Charles> Command + Q is not working.
#4162 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> That's two, looks good, anybody else?
#4163 [23:19] <Charles> This is going to screw with my computer internally, eh?
#4164 [23:19] <Charles> Brb xD
#4165 [23:20] <Sokar> it's up, logged in to my server now
#4166 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Ah, mollstam tweeted. Thanks mollstam!
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#4168 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> !topic undo
#4169 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> ffs
#4170 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 1
#4171 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> !auth up
#4172 [23:20] <saul> still down?
#4173 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Just went up
#4174 [23:20] <[L]> We have topic shit now?
#4175 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4176 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> We have way too many bots in here
#4177 [23:21] * Keltinray [Keltinray@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4178 [23:21] <[L]> We have four ... No five bots in here
#4179 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> I can bet you we have more than that
#4180 [23:21] <[L]> Heh
#4181 [23:22] <Charles> I'm back. Ok, so how do I make it so that I don't have to force quit every time?
#4182 [23:22] <[L]> What
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#4184 [23:24] <Charles> I have to force quit every time I want to quit Minecraft.
#4185 [23:24] <Charles> What do I do so I can just regularly quit?
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#4187 [23:25] <ALifer> sorry I for one dont know the answer
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#4189 [23:25] <Connie> Hello guys
#4190 [23:25] <Charles> I asked on the Facebook page, apparently it happens to everyone.
#4191 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Nothing you can do there, there's no Quit Minecraft button
#4192 [23:25] <Connie> I need help.
#4193 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> With?
#4194 [23:26] <guest-0-66257> go to work mojang ! ;(
#4195 [23:26] <Connie> My minecraft wont load ...
#4196 [23:26] <Charles> Is fullscreen mode available for Mac?
#4197 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Connie - What's happening exactly?
#4198 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Charles - Yes, for those running mac 10.6 and later
#4199 [23:26] <Connie> Well my java wont even load the menu anymore on browser
#4200 [23:27] <Connie> and on client it wont let me join my server
#4201 [23:27] <Charles> I'm on 10.7.2 and I can't go into Fullscreen.
#4202 [23:27] <Connie> since I'm an addicted player I'm kinda in need XD
#4203 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Try again, the auth server just got back up Connie
#4204 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Charles - What happens?
#4205 [23:27] <Charles> There just isn't an option to go into fullscreen mode.
#4206 [23:28] <Charles> I can only go into windowed mode.
#4207 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> In.. browser?
#4208 [23:28] <Connie> well normaly it's f11
#4209 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> ^
#4210 [23:28] <Charles> I use Mycraft.
#4211 [23:28] <Charles> Here, let me try.
#4212 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Ah, we don't support modded clients here
#4213 [23:28] <Connie> even in browser f11 work.
#4214 [23:28] <Charles> F11 makes my pages move away xD
#4215 [23:28] <Charles> fn + f11
#4216 [23:28] <Connie> yea mac suck for minecraft
#4217 [23:28] <Charles> >_<
#4218 [23:28] <Connie> well not really
#4219 [23:29] <Connie> but mac suck for fullscreen.
#4220 [23:29] <Charles> Why isn't there a fullscreen option?
#4221 [23:29] <Connie> can't fullscreen my replay on finalcut
#4222 [23:29] <Charles> There is no file.
#4223 [23:29] <Connie> because mac is too stupid to think about it
#4224 [23:29] <Connie> like why there's no control on volume on a iphone lol
#4225 [23:29] <Charles> I mean, there is no file in the toolbar above.
#4226 [23:29] <Connie> I know
#4227 [23:29] <viking667> Heh. I'm gone...
#4228 [23:30] <viking667> oh, actually, I forgot to ask...
#4229 [23:30] <Connie> imagine I can't change the volume of my microphone on my iphone.
#4230 [23:30] <viking667> has anyone built a big cobbie maker?
#4231 [23:30] <Charles> xD
#4232 [23:30] <viking667> my one's creating 720 per run from one lava block, one water block...
#4233 [23:31] <Connie> I just became an Uncle today =D
#4234 [23:31] <Charles> Minecraft has run out of memory -.-?
#4235 [23:31] <ALifer> the classic apple formula less options equals works more often.
#4236 [23:31] <viking667> Ahh. The good old X.X error.
#4237 [23:31] <Connie> charles
#4238 [23:31] <Charles> Yes, connie?
#4239 [23:31] <Connie> you can fix that issue easly depending on your ram.
#4240 [23:32] <[L]> ??faq
#4241 [23:32] <Charles> 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3
#4242 [23:32] <Connie> http://www.buxville.net/archive/index.php/t-6239.html
#4243 [23:32] <Charles> Am I giving you the right information?
#4244 [23:32] <Connie> yes
#4245 [23:32] <Connie> 4gb is enough
#4246 [23:32] <Connie> just set your minecraft memory asset to 2gig
#4247 [23:33] <Charles> Connie, everything is fine now :O
#4248 [23:33] <Charles> I quit, and re-opened.
#4249 [23:33] <Connie> yea but I mean you might get it again
#4250 [23:33] <Connie> depending on if you're using high demanding mat like water/lava.
#4251 [23:33] <Connie> if you are using texture pack
#4252 [23:33] <Connie> and stuff like that
#4253 [23:34] <Connie> YEA MY MINECRAFT WORK !
#4254 [23:34] <Connie> TIME TO DIG
#4255 [23:34] <kermit> ?!
#4256 [23:34] <kermit> its up?
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#4258 [23:34] <Charles> Servers are up!?
#4259 [23:35] <kermit> im asking lol
#4260 [23:35] <Charles> YES!
#4261 [23:35] <Charles> THEY ARE UP!
#4262 [23:35] <kermit> damn it
#4263 [23:35] <Charles> well, mine is
#4264 [23:35] <kermit> right when i have to go to bed ):
#4265 [23:35] <Charles> 68.48.94.4:25565 is up. I'm gonna try other ones.
#4266 [23:35] <Charles> Yeah, servers are up.
#4267 [23:36] <Connie> I'm on a small server of 20 slot
#4268 [23:36] <Connie> but very nice to play.
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#4272 [23:45] <Connie> is there anybody here to teach me how to use piston+red stone ?
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#4274 [23:45] <Crazy> hello
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#4276 [23:46] <PcJamesy> Connie try youtube
#4277 [23:46] <Connie> youtube don't help me XD
#4278 [23:46] <patheros> I still can't login to the game, much less a server
#4279 [23:47] <Connie> have you tried now ?
#4280 [23:47] <Connie> me it work.
#4281 [23:47] <Connie> else your server is down it should work.
#4282 [23:47] <Crazy> can someone help
#4283 [23:47] <patheros> im not even getting to the server point, the game won't take my credentials
#4284 [23:47] <patheros> still says too many login attempts
#4285 [23:47] <Crazy> Someone keeps hacking minecraft classi
#4286 [23:48] <Crazy> can i please ask he be banned, he's wrecking minecraft classic for alot of ppl
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#4289 [23:55] <westjgames> !isdown login.minecraft.net
#4290 [23:55] <GreyBot> westjgames: It's just you. http://login.minecraft.net is up.
#4291 [23:55] <westjgames> hmm
#4292 [23:55] <PcJamesy> i don't think that checker works anymore
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#4294 [23:55] <Crazy> Someone keeps hacking on minecraft classic
#4295 [23:55] <Crazy> can someone plz ban him
#4296 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> Login server's up for me westjgames
#4297 [23:56] <PcJamesy> just can't get on servers
#4298 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> server auth is also up
#4299 [23:56] <Connie> anybody is willing to teach me how to use redstone and piston ?
#4300 [23:57] <westjgames> C0LL3CT1V cant login on anywhere except Minecraft site, can you check if im premium plz?
#4301 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> !paid C0LL3CT1V
#4302 [23:57] <westjgames> Why cant I login then?
#4303 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> Would help if we knew what the error was
#4304 [23:57] <westjgames> Login Failed
#4305 [23:57] <Connie> retype your password
#4306 [23:58] <westjgames> The password was correct and everything
#4307 [23:58] <Connie> the auto password filling is bugged
#4308 [23:58] <westjgames> i typed it 7 times
#4309 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means one of two things, either your username/password is wrong, or you're using an old launcher
#4310 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Change it on the site
#4311 [23:58] <westjgames> just did that, now it worx, wtf?
#4312 [23:58] * GreyVulpine nods
#4312 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, you were entering it wrong on the launcher
#4313 [23:59] <westjgames> i logged into site using the same password I typed 7 times in the launcher
#4314 [23:59] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#4314 [23:59] <westjgames> whatever, its fixed now, thanks
#4315 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> You're not the only person to have that same issue...
#4316 [23:59] <westjgames> how ong was the auth servers down for?
#4317 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Better part of a day