#MinecraftHelp > 2011-10-26
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#7 [00:19] <GreyVulpine> !weather hell
#8 [00:19] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: From Cobblestone Creek, Pinckney, Michigan (12:14a Oct 26 11) temp(57.6 F / 14.2 C) cond(Overcast) wind(South at 1.0 mph / 1.6 km/h) hu(71%) dewpnt(48 F / 9 C) bp(29.81 in / 1009.4 hPa (Falling)) clouds(Overcast (OVC) : 8000 ft / 2438 m) vis(10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
#9 [00:19] <GreyBot> Rest of Tonight: Cloudy. Rain with a chance of thunderstorms developing. Lows 45 to 49. South winds 10 to 15 mph...becoming light and variable late. Chance of rain 80 percent.
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#13 [00:27] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go =[
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#19 [00:50] <rev-lemon> !weather bah
#20 [00:50] <GreyBot> rev-lemon: Please narrow your search or search by INTL station ID
#21 [00:50] <rev-lemon> !weather aus/ACT
#22 [00:50] <GreyBot> rev-lemon: City not found
#23 [00:50] <rev-lemon> !weather act
#24 [00:50] <GreyBot> rev-lemon: From Waco, Texas (10:51p Oct 25 11) temp(74 F / 23 C) cond(Clear) wind(South at 14 mph / 22 km/h) hu(57%) dewpnt(58 F / 14 C) bp(29.94 in / 1014 hPa (Rising)) clouds(Clear (CLR)) vis(10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
#25 [00:50] <GreyBot> Rest of Tonight: Partly cloudy. Lows in the mid 60s. South winds around 15 mph.
#26 [00:50] <rev-lemon> !weather AU
#27 [00:52] <almostroot> ACT?
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#29 [00:53] <rev-lemon> australia, has an acrt
#30 [00:53] <rev-lemon> act*
#31 [00:53] <rev-lemon> australian captial territory :P
#32 [00:53] <almostroot> Ah.
#33 [00:53] <almostroot> How does ACT == Waco, TX? O.o
#34 [00:54] <rev-lemon> lol i dont know,
#35 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> Probably weather station
#36 [00:54] <rev-lemon> yup
#37 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/hdfForecast?query=act
#38 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> Waco Tx, has weather station of KACT
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#40 [00:56] <almostroot> Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_Regional_Airport
#41 [00:58] <rev-lemon> http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/94767.html < closest i can get to where i am
#42 [01:00] <almostroot> rev-lemon: Can;t read the weather data. It's all upside down.
#43 [01:00] <rev-lemon> yup
#44 [01:00] <rev-lemon> we are on other side of plannet :P
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#46 [01:01] <almostroot> Was working with someone at UQ. When an unexpected bug was popping up in compiling code, the dev told me it was because I was compiling it upside down.
#47 [01:02] <rev-lemon> hm, you know you really cant do that, you could be doing it back to front but not upsidedown :)
#48 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> ǝnɹʇ = ǝpoɯ‾uʍop-ǝpısdn
#49 [01:04] <almostroot> That ^
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#51 [01:05] <The_Prog> hello is everbody here
#52 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> No, only the undead and the willing.
#53 [01:06] <The_Prog> haha ;-)
#54 [01:06] <almostroot> Braaaaaaains...
#55 [01:06] <The_Prog> My Minecraft start not
#56 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Do you get any errors The_Prog?
#57 [01:06] <The_Prog> When i log in then close minecraft and comes a hs_err_pidXXX
#58 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the contents of that hs_err_pid file to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#59 [01:07] <The_Prog> i have err 4525,1632,440,9284,1100,9464,9184
#60 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Just give us whatever is the latest one
#61 [01:08] <The_Prog> 9184
#62 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> Sure.
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#64 [01:09] <The_Prog> http://pastebin.com/jjT9pcfB
#65 [01:09] <The_Prog> its the last error
#66 [01:09] <almostroot> The_Prog: Run this: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
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#68 [01:11] <The_Prog> Wait
#69 [01:12] <almostroot> The_Prog: C [ig4dev32.dll+0x4a6d] ig generally means Intel Grphics issue.
#70 [01:14] <The_Prog> thanks but i must go ;-)
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#72 [01:14] <VoxelHead> Mmm The_prog.
#73 [01:22] * |Kiikun| got knocked into the void... again... in skyblock :/
#73 [01:28] <mauC> i do that all the time
#74 [01:30] <mauC> :s
#75 [01:30] <almostroot> |Kiikun|: Knocking on the sky?
#76 [01:30] <|Kiikun|> more like terminal velocity out of it.
#77 [01:32] <VoxelHead> Bye klownicle.
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#80 [02:11] <Senzuri_> Hello fellow minecrafters
#81 [02:11] <Senzuri_> Does anyone know where I can find a suitable tutorial for developing your first minecraft mod?
#82 [02:12] <Senzuri_> I've been looking in the modding section but no luck so far
#83 [02:12] <Chris> #risucraft
#84 [02:12] <GreyVulpine> http://mcp.ocean-labs.de/index.php/MCP_Mod_System:_Basic_Block_Tutorial
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#86 [02:12] <Senzuri_> thanks Chris & GreyVulpine
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#88 [02:16] <Calinou> IRON
#89 [02:16] <Calinou> oops, wrong channel
#90 [02:16] <VoxelHead> "Good" work.
#91 [02:16] <Calinou> Senzuri_: on the minecraft forum there is a reasonable amount of tutorials
#92 [02:16] <Calinou> also, #risucraft sucks.
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#94 [02:17] <blink> So what is this "Curse" bullcrap on minecraftforum?
#95 [02:17] <Calinou> uh?
#96 [02:17] <Calinou> MCF/MCW is run by curse
#97 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> It's crap, is what it is
#98 [02:18] <blink> I have an account on there, I don't think I signed up with curse
#99 [02:18] <blink> but, it says my username and email exist there
#100 [02:19] <blink> and when I try to go through the password recovery process, it fails
#101 [02:19] <blink> :<
#102 [02:19] <blink> (it's MCF)
#103 [02:21] <blink> I'll probably need to talk to an admin or some crap. It sends me the email, and it's all "derp, click dis link to send new passwurd" so I click that, and it fails. I also try the other one where it gives you the user ID and verification code, and I input both of those with the captchas, click proceed. still fails.
#104 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> Try asking in #minecraftforums
#105 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> We have no affiliation with the forums here
#106 [02:22] <blink> ;__;
#107 [02:23] * GreyVulpine would rather stay far away from the mcf as possible.
#107 [02:24] <blink> haha
#108 [02:24] <blink> just had to migrate the account :V
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#117 [03:14] * SinZ agrees with GreyVulpine
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#118 [03:22] <Silent_Samurai> GreyVulpine, At least you didn't do the singular.
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#124 [03:31] <figaro> i have installed minecraft but i dont have it in my laptop
#125 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#126 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> Okay then
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#128 [03:34] <TheNoodle> lol
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#134 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9221165/New_DOS_tool_overloads_SSL_servers_with_ease
#135 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> "A newly released denial-of-service (DOS) tool can be used to bring down SSL servers using an average laptop computer and a standard DSL connection."
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#141 [03:50] <r3m_1994> yo
#142 [03:50] <r3m_1994> does anyone know when 1.9 will come out?
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#144 [03:51] <VoxelHead> Mmm mib_t2t3qc.
#145 [03:53] <GreyVulpine> We have no ETA. Many have heard around Minecon
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#147 [03:53] <r3m_1994> tnks
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#150 [04:08] <rev-lemon> GreyVulpine ^ scary thought
#151 [04:08] <VoxelHead> sleep well mauc
#152 [04:08] <mauC|Zzz> thanks?
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#154 [04:10] <VoxelHead> i like them =D
#155 [04:16] <texasrussian> :O
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#163 [04:58] <Silent_Samurai> texasrussian, Lol weird nick is weird.
#164 [04:59] <texasrussian> lol whaa?
#165 [04:59] * Silent_Samurai points at your nick.
#165 [04:59] * texasrussian points at your nick back.
#165 [04:59] <texasrussian> :O
#166 [05:00] <texasrussian> ya' know silent_samurai... you're not so silent. so your nick is weird. HA!
#167 [05:00] <TheNoodle> :O
#168 [05:00] <TheNoodle> he's got you there.
#169 [05:00] <Somefellow> Better?
#170 [05:00] <texasrussian> which fellow said that?
#171 [05:01] * Somefellow points at a random direction.
#171 [05:01] <Somefellow> He did it!
#172 [05:01] <texasrussian> all I know is some fellow said something to me.
#173 [05:01] <texasrussian> who!?
#174 [05:01] <Somefellow> Him,
#175 [05:01] <Somefellow> .
#176 [05:02] <texasrussian> ... >:[
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#178 [05:03] <Somefellow> Don't give me the vampire look.
#179 [05:03] <texasrussian> Who said that?!?!? I'm so confused *Hides in corner sucking thumb while rocking back and forth*
#180 [05:06] <texasrussian> Oh what? now the damned voice is silent?
#181 [05:12] <Somefellow> texasrussian, Boo
#182 [05:12] <texasrussian> AHh FUCK!
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#184 [05:13] <Somefellow> :3
#185 [05:13] <TheNoodle> lolled
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#187 [05:17] <texasrussian> :O
#188 [05:18] <Somefellow> Pwnd
#189 [05:18] <texasrussian> :(
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#192 [05:29] <texasrussian> fourfire? really?
#193 [05:30] <FiveFire> :D
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#195 [05:32] <Silent_Samurai> FiveFire, Joke in other channel.
#196 [05:32] <Silent_Samurai> Learn2ignore
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#197 [05:32] <FiveFire> mmmk
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#204 [05:54] <jk3425> hey
#205 [05:55] <jk3425> one question, if i buy minecraft now, will i get futur updates for free?
#206 [05:55] <mauC> yes.
#207 [05:56] <mauC> or all the updates in the beta, obviously.
#208 [05:56] <jk3425> yeah, that of course
#209 [05:56] <jk3425> but also the updates after the full version is released?
#210 [05:56] <jk3425> i remember reading something about the game when it was in the alpha stage
#211 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> ?? premium
#212 [05:56] <VoxelHead> premium: Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#213 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> ^
#214 [05:57] <jk3425> oh
#215 [05:57] <jk3425> okay
#216 [05:57] <jk3425> thanks
#217 [05:57] * GreyVulpine nods
#217 [05:57] <mauC> y bot so good >:\
#218 [05:58] <GreyVulpine> Only a short step behind world domination.
#219 [05:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> because its been spoonfed information for over a year? :P
#220 [05:58] <GreyVulpine> All hail our robot overlords.
#221 [05:58] <mauC> lol
#222 [05:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. and its a prototype for SkyNet.
#223 [05:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#224 [05:59] <jk3425> i should've gotten the game while it was still in the alpha stage. D:
#225 [05:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jk3425: i probably wouldve too if id heard about it :/
#226 [06:00] <mauC> frickin notch
#227 [06:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mauC: get raped by enderdragon?
#228 [06:01] <mauC> not yet. i'm still covering my ass though.
#229 [06:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> heh
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#231 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jk3425: what youre PMing me is fairly in topic for the channel <.<
#232 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and there was mention of selling adventure or puzzle maps
#233 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or you cna quit :"P
#234 [06:06] <mauC> lol
#235 [06:06] <Chris> !paid mauC
#236 [06:06] <Chris> you should buy it under that name xD
#237 [06:06] <mauC> try anonymau5ie
#238 [06:06] <mauC> :d
#239 [06:06] <Chris> lol
#240 [06:07] <Chris> !paid anonymau5ie
#241 [06:07] <mauC> and shadowmelodi
#242 [06:07] <mauC> :d
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#250 [06:22] <Rilena> Almostroot, Thanks so much for helping last night with my problem, apparently when I was playing in the highest quality my game ran out of memory, I reduced it and its working perfectly now :) THANKS!
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#260 [07:03] <puddles> any one need help? :)
#261 [07:04] <Calinou> "RIP John McCarthy" > who is this guy?
#262 [07:04] <Calinou> tell me who he is, the only thing I need. :P
#263 [07:04] <puddles> one in the beatles
#264 [07:04] <puddles> lol
#265 [07:04] <Calinou> ok
#266 [07:04] <puddles> just kidding with ya
#267 [07:04] <puddles> dunno :/
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#269 [07:04] <Calinou> probably...
#270 [07:05] <puddles> google it ;)
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#272 [07:07] <puddles> JohnEBH are u here? :)
#273 [07:07] <puddles> from epicminiman :D
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#275 [07:10] <puddles> need help
#276 [07:10] <puddles> ?
#277 [07:11] <puddles> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee then
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#283 [07:33] <spazmum> Could someone give me a hand. I'm a mum who has just purchased Minecraft for my son. I'm on Mac OSx 10.6.8. I've downloaded it, unzipped it, put it into Applications and opened it. But when I put the username and password in says login failed and says not downloaded.
#284 [07:33] <spazmum> What have I done?
#285 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means the username/password is wrong
#286 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Or your password has special characters in it
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#289 [07:41] <spazmum> thanks, but the username and password are totally correct. I set it up myself. My son was using someone elses account on our Mac before I downloaded it, so when I opened the new one, the old username and password came up. Could that have anything to do with it?
#290 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> Yes, please retype it manually again
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#292 [07:45] <spazmum> I did that but it still didn't work???????
#293 [07:46] <spazmum> Came up with the same msg
#294 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> Could you log in at the website?
#295 [07:47] <felixp771> Does someone know why I got One of my three worlds that runs extra slow but the others are all corect ?
#296 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> Possibly corrupt world?
#297 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> Did you have any mods, any special things you did to it?
#298 [07:47] <felixp771> no mods, just a normal world
#299 [07:48] <felixp771> it worked perfectly yesterday but today no
#300 [07:48] <GreyVulpine> spazmum - If you can login to the website under that account, try doing a password change at the profile page (you can use the same password), then log in again with the client
#301 [07:48] <GreyVulpine> No idea then
#302 [07:49] <felixp771> Well its ok
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#305 [08:11] <spazmum> Thanks, I'm giving that a shot. Will let you know how I get on.
#306 [08:13] <spazmum> This is getting ridiculous. I got a new password set, then tried to re login, it bumped me off and said no username or login valid, so I said forgot username and typed in the previous email address and it didn't recognise that when it recognised it only moments ago? WTF?
#307 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> Something's screwy then.. Could you try a password reset using: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#308 [08:18] <spazmum> Thanks so much for your patience. That's what I did in the first place. I'll give it one more go and let you know.
#309 [08:22] <spazmum> What do you mean login again with the client?
#310 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft can either be played through the browser at minecraft.net, or downloaded as a seperate application from minecraft.net/download
#311 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> The latter, is what I meant by the client
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#313 [08:24] <go_blin> Please, answer, who are using xAuth 2.0 & MySQL DB on your own server?
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#315 [08:25] <spazmum> Ok, I have got in with the client finally. It then asked if I wanted to download updates, I said yes, but then came up with "Failed to Lauch Fatal error occured (4)?? What now????????
#316 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> spazmum - What's the full error? What does it say after fatal error (4)?
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#318 [08:27] <spazmum> the directory address on my computer ending in Application Support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar.
#319 [08:30] <spazmum> any clues???
#320 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> Could you go to %appdata%/.minecraft, delete everything there except for the saves folder, and try logging in again?
#321 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, try launching minecraft as an admin on the computer.
#322 [08:31] <spazmum> where do I find that?? Sorry, I'm a total spaz at this stuff.
#323 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> I assume you're running windows vista or 7?
#324 [08:32] <spazmum> No, I'm on a Mac
#325 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> Oh right, bleh. Too early in the morning
#326 [08:33] <GreyVulpine> Go to your mac's hard drive. Go to /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft/ folder
#327 [08:33] <spazmum> No worries, its getting late here.
#328 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> This is where minecraft stores its local files, including the actual game itself, and the saved games. Move everything inside the minecraft folder (except for saves) to the trash
#329 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> When you launch minecraft again, and log in, it'll redownload all the files
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#331 [08:35] <The_Cre8r> hi i can open Minecraft in my browser but the program will not start...takes really long time to load then makes an empty box minutes if not hours later
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#333 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - Classic or beta?
#334 [08:35] <Feliciana> hi
#335 [08:35] <The_Cre8r> beta
#336 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - Has it ever worked before?
#337 [08:35] <The_Cre8r> nope
#338 [08:36] <spazmum> You're a star. I'll give that a shot.
#339 [08:36] <Feliciana> all the servers i registered are : "Cant reach server", something happened or is it me ?
#340 [08:36] <The_Cre8r> running windows 7 x64
#341 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> Feliciana - Don't think so... try s.nerd.nu
#342 [08:36] <The_Cre8r> java is 7 and installed both x64 and x86 versions
#343 [08:36] <Feliciana> s.nerd.nu : cant reach
#344 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - Hmm, could you try uninstalling java completely, and reinstalling it from java.com?
#345 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> Ah, java 7 has been known to cause problems with minecraft
#346 [08:36] <The_Cre8r> have tried
#347 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> I'd recommend java 6
#348 [08:36] <The_Cre8r> so should i use java 6 ok
#349 [08:36] * GreyVulpine nods
#349 [08:36] <clarjon1> Java 7 isn't quite ready for primetime
#350 [08:37] <The_Cre8r> ..i will uninstall 7 and keep 6 then
#351 [08:37] <The_Cre8r> :D
#352 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> Feliciana - Got any security software or firewall on your computer that may be blocking minecraft?
#353 [08:37] <Feliciana> nop. i'm in a hotel but i played minecraft often with no problems last days
#354 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - To be sure, I'd recommend removing java entirely from your computer, and reinstalling java 6 fresh
#355 [08:37] <The_Cre8r> the process starts just makes my computer really slow
#356 [08:38] <The_Cre8r> thx gret
#357 [08:38] <The_Cre8r> grey*
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#359 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> Feliciana - Something's blocking the connection to those servers then.
#360 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> Give me a minute.. but I'm pretty sure s.nerd.nu is up and running..
#361 [08:38] <leaper> video card rivers wont run minecraft :(
#362 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Update them?
#363 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I can confirm that s.nerd.nu is up and running.
#364 [08:39] <Feliciana> yup i cannot reach any srv on a list of 10
#365 [08:40] <Feliciana> but internet is working well
#366 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> If it's not some security software on your computer, that hotel may be blocking traffic then
#367 [08:40] <The_Cre8r> is there an official app for the classic minecraft?
#368 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - There is not.
#369 [08:40] <Feliciana> worked well last days :-(
#370 [08:40] <The_Cre8r> k
#371 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> World of minecraft is a fan-made app, but it's unofficial
#372 [08:40] <clarjon1> The_Cre8r: no, but the latest beta has a creative mode that acts like ti built-in :)
#373 [08:40] <spazmum> GreyVulpine - I'm sending you big high fives. Thanks so much. My son will be stoked tomorrow. Now, any advice on downloading Mods? he's been going on about. Portal something?
#374 [08:41] <clarjon1> heh
#375 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> Mods is a whole other story. Quite frankly, it's a pain in the rear to do on a mac, you'll definitely want to read up on tutorials for it.
#376 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> It has to do with opening the /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft/minecraft.jar file in a compression program of your choice, and moving the mod's files into it
#377 [08:42] <The_Cre8r> and question 3, can your run mods from the browser because it seems like there is a checksum.
#378 [08:42] <clarjon1> not from browser, you'll need to use the launcher app.
#379 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - You cannot
#380 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> Mods will not work in the browser, at all.
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#382 [08:42] <clarjon1> To add the mod, you need to remove the checksum that allows it to work in-browser
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#384 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> I don't believe mods ever worked in the browser?
#385 [08:43] <atomprompen> Anyone here who can answer a q?
#386 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> atomprompen - Only if you ask it
#387 [08:43] <spazmum> Are there on youtube? Or is there somewhere else more reliable I can get them?
#388 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> spazmum - You can find a short tutorial on modding on a mac here: http://mcyukon.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/modding-minecraft-in-mac-os-10-5/
#389 [08:43] <atomprompen> Is there any point using a ssd to run the mc bukkit server? Or is it just RAM and CPU that is importent?
#390 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> Be aware that these are just general modding instructions, and each mod can have its own unique installation instructions as well
#391 [08:44] <clarjon1> SSD will improve chunk load times
#392 [08:44] <clarjon1> Drastically
#393 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> ^
#394 [08:44] <atomprompen> Because my server seems to load it really slowly now, and complain about "cant keep up" all the time
#395 [08:44] <spazmum> thanks again. This Mum is not feeling so spaz now. Now get to bed, all of you! Nite nite.
#396 [08:44] <clarjon1> I've yet to see a server that didn't have "can't keep up" all the time lol
#397 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> spazmum - Good night :)
#398 [08:45] <clarjon1> atomprompen: how much ram does your server have?
#399 [08:45] <The_Cre8r> i really think this program should be coded in C#.....just me...
#400 [08:45] <atomprompen> 2gb,
#401 [08:45] <clarjon1> ooo
#402 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> Then you run into compatibility problems. Java's easy to run on multiple platforms. C# isn't
#403 [08:46] <clarjon1> atomprompen: There's your problem, it's most likely hitting that and using swap.
#404 [08:46] <The_Cre8r> i realized that as soon as i hit enter...
#405 [08:46] <atomprompen> am running a win homeserver 2003 and its loading realllly slow.. got a dual core and one core is running at 100% and the other at 0.. :/
#406 [08:46] <The_Cre8r> i just dont like java's dependence on the framework :S
#407 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> The MC server doesn't take advantage of multiple cores
#408 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> The_Cre8r - You're not the only one.
#409 [08:47] <clarjon1> aaaack
#410 [08:47] <clarjon1> windows server >.<
#411 [08:47] <atomprompen> hehe.. linux lover or what? :P
#412 [08:47] <clarjon1> Well, seeing how you can set up a linux server with less overhead...
#413 [08:47] <Thrae> Yeah I think Java can take advantage of multiple cores through OS's intelligent use of multiple cores/processors and multiple threads, but not by much
#414 [08:47] <clarjon1> You don't HAVE to give up ram for a GUI if you don't want to...
#415 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> Java's built to have multiple threads and multi-core usage.
#416 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> The MC server just isn't built to take advantage of any of that
#417 [08:48] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: I was specifically thinking of heap management
#418 [08:48] <atomprompen> am running bukkit with the hole premade .bat file to optimize
#419 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> Eh, yeah.
#420 [08:48] <atomprompen> but is 2gb ram too little even when am only 1 player on the server?
#421 [08:49] <clarjon1> one player? oh, that should be fine
#422 [08:49] <clarjon1> what else is running on that box, btw
#423 [08:49] <GreyVulpine> Depends on how you set up java's garbage collector. 2gb should be more than enough
#424 [08:50] <atomprompen> http, ftp, torrent ++ but none of that is beeing used(is running but no one connected)
#425 [08:50] <Thrae> atomprompen: Is it using a ton of CPU after it finishes loading? It'll use a ton at the start due to needing to load the level.
#426 [08:50] * Thrae hugs rtorrent
#426 [08:50] <atomprompen> Think its infected or something... Its running C1 at 0% and c2 at 100% no matter what i run at the server
#427 [08:51] <GreyVulpine> That's.. not normal
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#429 [08:51] <Thrae> atomprompen: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896653
#430 [08:51] <atomprompen> windows, windows, windows... uff
#431 [08:52] <Thrae> Windows just leaves more room for user error as there are more users :D
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#433 [08:53] <clarjon1> I've been spoiled by Linux lol
#434 [08:53] <clarjon1> My biggest pet peeve about windows is how it decides for me where my audio goes :P
#435 [08:54] <clarjon1> I don't want everything going to my headset, i only want SOME things... try telling it that tho...
#436 [08:55] <atomprompen> but isnt there any cheap solutions to be able to run the server from a SSD kinda storage device, only not as large as a SSD? i dont need 40gb. I only want to run the bukkit server from a ssd!
#437 [08:56] <atomprompen> might as well just spend 100$ on a 80gb ssd and run the OS and bukkitserver from it? :P
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#439 [08:57] <Thrae> clarjon1: Windows Vista/7 has two main outputs -- "Communications" and "Everything Else". But the purpose of DirectSound is to allow overriding things like that to communicate with audio hardware directly.
#440 [08:57] <clarjon1> DirectSound, eh?
#441 [08:58] <Thrae> A lot of it just has to do with lazy programmers. If you buy better audio cards then the drivers allow you to change outputs through their mixers.
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#443 [08:58] <clarjon1> Thrae: it's just that everything wants to use my USB headset for noise -- including windows notifications -_-
#444 [08:59] <Thrae> Yeah, the whole point of DirectX is to eliminate OS abstraction -- same with its open-source counterpart, OpenGL/AL/CL
#445 [09:00] <atomprompen> thanks for the help! might drop by to ask some more later.. ;)
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#448 [09:02] <Thrae> clarjon1: Well if you use a decently coded app then you can manually set the output device in the app (most multimedia programs with audio can do this), then you just switch your default device to your Speakers
#449 [09:02] <Thrae> I do this myself, allowing me dual-use of both my Speaker setup and my headset
#450 [09:03] <Thrae> clarjon1: Can't argue there are mixers on Linux that make this easier ;)
#451 [09:04] <clarjon1> Thrae: I sure can :)
#452 [09:04] <Thrae> I mean, I can't argue that it's better on Windows with the default apps :)
#453 [09:04] <clarjon1> Pulse audio -- right click on playback stream, select output device, done.
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#455 [09:05] <[twisti]> say i want the looting enchantment, silk touch, do i need a level 33 enchantment table ? and how do i select it ?
#456 [09:07] <Thrae> [twisti]: This sounds like a mod, and we don't help with mods here....
#457 [09:07] <Thrae> clarjon1: Well to Windows credit, Pulse Audio is available on Windows too
#458 [09:07] <[twisti]> no, minecraft vanilla
#459 [09:07] <clarjon1> no, it's a 1.9 thing
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#461 [09:07] <[twisti]> only mod i use is height mod
#462 [09:08] <Thrae> Ohhh....we don't help with 1.9 either
#463 [09:08] <clarjon1> Thrae: but it doesn't work with multiple soundcards yet :<
#464 [09:08] <Thrae> clarjon1: That sucks since Windows Vista/7 supports dynamic switching
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#466 [09:09] <kozhaa> hi, i have a question, if someone can help me, i purchased the game the 04.03.11, but i'm still not prenium, i sent some mail to "payment@mojang.com" but no answers what can i do ?
#467 [09:10] <Thrae> kozhaa: Did you confirm with your bank or card issuer that payment was actually made?
#468 [09:10] <GreyVulpine> Did you purchase it from minecraft.net or a third-party site?
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#471 [09:23] <kozhaa> from minecraft.net
#472 [09:25] <kozhaa> with credit card, before, paypal was the only way to pay the game
#473 [09:25] <kozhaa> on my bank account it's written ACHAT CB WWW.MINECRAFT. 04.03.11 EUR 14,95 CARTE NO 315
#474 [09:26] <kozhaa> achat is french word for purchase
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#476 [09:31] <almostroot> kozhaa: What account did you purchase the game on?
#477 [09:32] <Thrae> kozhaa: Did you just send an email directly to payment@mojang.com or did you go to http://www.minecraft.net/support , select Account, select Premium, then finally "I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular" ?
#478 [09:33] <kozhaa> yep i sent 4 mails to this
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#480 [09:33] <kozhaa> it's for my own account, "kozhaa"
#481 [09:33] <Thrae> !paid kozhaa
#482 [09:34] <kozhaa> is it a request to their data base?
#483 [09:35] <Thrae> kozhaa: We can try contacting Mojang for you but there's no guarantee as we're just volunteers, not directly affiliated with them.
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#485 [09:36] <kozhaa> i saw it, what i don't understand is, why no answer from their payment support?
#486 [09:36] <Thrae> Don't know =/
#487 [09:36] <rymate1234> kozhaa: because mojang are rubbish with customer support
#488 [09:36] <rymate1234> xD
#489 [09:37] <Thrae> Yeah I have no idea what their average turnaround time is for payment issues.
#490 [09:39] <Thrae> kozhaa: Maybe one of the ops like GreyVulpine , Opeth, etc. could try contacting them for you but I have no idea if that would be effective.
#491 [09:39] <kozhaa> since the beginning of my request, they have a lot of request, my requests mail to mojang was ("requests #4197,#6444,#10495,#35041) and the last today the #166835
#492 [09:40] <Opeth> Responses to emails sent to mojang can take a few days unfortunately.
#493 [09:40] <Thrae> Opeth: He's been waiting since April.
#494 [09:40] <Opeth> Oh bloody hell.
#495 [09:41] <Opeth> mollstam - You active?
#496 [09:41] <Thrae> Yeah, I sometimes see people come in here saying Mojang is slow responding to payment problems
#497 [09:41] <Thrae> (Actual payment problems when their bank confirms the payment)
#498 [09:42] <kozhaa> it was just before they stop direct payment with credit card, because they had some problems
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#500 [09:43] <Thrae> kozhaa: So you paid with a credit card directly to Mojang? They switched to Moneybookers for credit/debit payments a while ago.
#501 [09:43] <kozhaa> i search my bank statement for this month
#502 [09:43] <Thrae> kozhaa: Wait, was the payment THIS month or in April?
#503 [09:44] <kozhaa> march
#504 [09:44] <kozhaa> the 4th
#505 [09:44] <Thrae> Oh yeah, silly American me and my silly month-day-year formats
#506 [09:44] <kozhaa> arf k
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#508 [09:46] <kozhaa> my bank account was deducted, the 7
#509 [09:46] <Thrae> Does anyone know who handled credit/debit transactions back in March? Since Moneybookers/Skrill took over just in August.
#510 [09:47] <Thrae> I can't remember since I used Paypal.
#511 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> Should have been just paypal
#512 [09:47] <Thrae> kozhaa: Did you use Paypal?
#513 [09:47] <kozhaa> i should used paypal -_-'
#514 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> Was either that, or their DIBS credit card system they had before moneybookers
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#517 [09:50] <Thrae> kozhaa: You may want to try contacting DIBS Payment Services then -- http://www.dibspayment.com/about/contact/ , to see if Mojang ever actually got the money
#518 [09:50] <kozhaa> so u know how i can contact them and have an answer? or there is no other solution than wait an other year XD
#519 [09:50] <kozhaa> ok
#520 [09:52] <kozhaa> it was there system when we paid directly the game? because it was not specified on the payement statement
#521 [09:52] <kozhaa> about dibs thing
#522 [09:53] <Thrae> kozhaa: Yeah the www.minecraft.net site is setup that it shows "this is Moneybookers" in small text so people get confused. I bet it was the exact same way with DIBS, and DIBS does have a Swedish branch.
#523 [09:54] <Thrae> kozhaa: Google confirms they did indeed use DIBS back in March
#524 [09:55] <Thrae> It pays to trust GreyVulpine
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#526 [09:58] <kozhaa> ok so i have to send a mail to dibs to ask if the have a trace of the transaction
#527 [09:58] <kozhaa> then if they actually have one ?
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#532 [10:03] <Philtux> Hello everybody
#533 [10:04] <Philtux> i got a problème with my account ==> Too many failed logins
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#536 [10:07] <oygreggers> hi all
#537 [10:07] <oygreggers> need some technical advice - my brother-in-law has bought minecraft, but can't get it to run, he's getting a java error after he tries to log in
#538 [10:07] <oygreggers> "# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5263b517, pid=188, tid=1780"
#539 [10:07] <oygreggers> any ideas?
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#541 [10:07] <Relptica> i need help my minecraft allways cloes himself please help
#542 [10:07] <oygreggers> it's a decent machine, 1.6GM RAM or so, Radeon 9200
#543 [10:07] <oygreggers> win XP
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#545 [10:08] <oygreggers> that was partly aimed at you abacus :)
#546 [10:08] <Relptica> i have windows 7
#547 [10:08] <abacus707> oygreggers: did you try reinstalling java?
#548 [10:08] <abacus707> I would try that first. java.com
#549 [10:09] <HelloAll> wait, have u tried holding enter down?
#550 [10:09] <oygreggers> yup, uninstalled java and reinstalled most recent version
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#552 [10:09] <oygreggers> and updated graphics card drivers
#553 [10:09] <oygreggers> tried holding enter down?
#554 [10:09] <HelloAll> there is a launch error that you can fix if you keep opening minecraft
#555 [10:09] <Relptica> no i haven't try reinstall java
#556 [10:09] <Relptica> thx
#557 [10:10] <oygreggers> serious? how does that work?!
#558 [10:10] <HelloAll> is it could not find main class: framework ?
#559 [10:11] <HelloAll> is the error "Could not find the main class: net.minecraft.LaunchFrame"?
#560 [10:11] <Liquidator> german here?
#561 [10:11] <oygreggers> nope
#562 [10:11] <Liquidator> damn
#563 [10:11] <HelloAll> ok, nvm then
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#565 [10:11] <Liquidator> cant connect to minecraft server use Minecraft 1.9 Rev 4
#566 [10:12] <oygreggers> Current thread (0x48fad400): JavaThread "Minecraft main thread" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=1780, stack(0x4a080000,0x4a0d0000)]
#567 [10:12] <oygreggers> and some stuff about register to memory mapping - "is an unknown value"
#568 [10:12] <HelloAll> maybe a screenshot is gd
#569 [10:12] <oygreggers> I have a log file
#570 [10:13] <oygreggers> http://alsnotepad.com/files/hs_err_pid188.log
#571 [10:14] <oygreggers> the log in screen loads up ok, and it says logging in, but then he says it closes down and this log file appears
#572 [10:14] <abacus707> oygreggers, did you try deleting .minecraft folder and forcing the minecraft.exe to redownload the program?
#573 [10:15] <oygreggers> good idea, I'll get him to try that
#574 [10:15] <oygreggers> any other ideas I should also mention?
#575 [10:15] <abacus707> the specs for the computer is not that hot....
#576 [10:16] <abacus707> especially Radeon 9200 part. I wonder what kind of experience he will have even if the install is successful
#577 [10:16] <abacus707> that's not helpful statement... sorry
#578 [10:17] <oygreggers> it's ok
#579 [10:17] <oygreggers> but it should at least run shouldn't it?
#580 [10:18] <abacus707> perhaps.
#581 [10:18] <abacus707> Did you say 1.6 GB of RAM? How do you get that?
#582 [10:19] <abacus707> 2 GB of ram on the system with shared video memory?
#583 [10:19] <oygreggers> I can't remember exactly what he said, it was somewhere between 1 and 2, but I think that should be enough
#584 [10:19] <abacus707> good luck anyways
#585 [10:19] <Aion88> anyone here have experience with Flans Moods Mod for 1.8.1
#586 [10:19] <oygreggers> thanks for the help
#587 [10:20] <Thrae> oygreggers: Laptop or desktop? And what version of Windows and what video card?
#588 [10:21] <oygreggers> desktop
#589 [10:21] <oygreggers> winxp, and radeon 9200
#590 [10:21] <HelloAll> ever tried, restart the computer? = =
#591 [10:21] <oygreggers> yep, tried that :)
#592 [10:21] <Relptica> now its run out of memory or java works no more
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#594 [10:22] <Thrae> oygreggers: We've seen problems with Radeon 9xxx series in the past and OpenGL. It's because AMD no longer makes drivers for that particular video chipset (stopping back in 2004). Your best bet is a modded driver, but I can't really help you there.
#595 [10:22] <oygreggers> ah
#596 [10:22] <oygreggers> thanks for the advice
#597 [10:23] <Relptica> what must i do???
#598 [10:23] <HelloAll> how old is your pc?
#599 [10:23] <Thrae> Relptica: How much RAM does your system have?
#600 [10:23] <Relptica> where can i see that???
#601 [10:25] <HelloAll> still want to check RAM?
#602 [10:25] <Relptica> yes
#603 [10:26] <HelloAll> click start
#604 [10:26] <HelloAll> right click my computer
#605 [10:26] <HelloAll> click properties
#606 [10:27] <Relptica> i have 4 gb ram
#607 [10:28] <HelloAll> that's the same as me *high-five*
#608 [10:28] <Relptica> *high-five*
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#610 [10:30] <Relptica> now why my minecraft run out of memory or java works no more ???
#611 [10:31] <HelloAll> dont move faster than minecraft can render world
#612 [10:31] <HelloAll> give minecraft time to render/create chunks
#613 [10:31] <Relptica> ok thx
#614 [10:31] <HelloAll> or simply your java is too slow
#615 [10:32] <HelloAll> there is a method to give java more memory, check forum
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#617 [10:32] <mib_4cf7bk> hi
#618 [10:34] <Relptica> now came there this message : A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
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#621 [10:36] <Relptica> where can can i see how i make my java faster??
#622 [10:37] <HelloAll> try search function in forum
#623 [10:38] <Relptica> which forum???
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#626 [10:40] <HelloAll> minecraft forum
#627 [10:41] <Relptica> where can i serch there???
#628 [10:41] <HelloAll> have you been on the forum?
#629 [10:42] <Relptica> you mean minecraft.net???
#630 [10:42] <HelloAll> minecraft forum
#631 [10:42] <HelloAll> use google
#632 [10:43] <Relptica> aahh this forum
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#636 [10:46] <The_Prog> Hello is everybody here to help me
#637 [10:46] <The_Prog> Hello`?
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#648 [11:24] <POTTERYGIRL> I AM USING MACBOOK AND GETTING BLACK SCREEN WHEN TRYING TO LOGIN. HOW CAN I FIX THIS?
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#663 [11:54] <guest-0-05556> does anyone know when the official 1.9 is supposed to be released?
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#665 [11:56] <Koeky> hey
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#667 [11:56] <Koeky> is there anyone who might be able to help me?
#668 [11:56] <Skull_bounche> Hello
#669 [11:56] <Koeky> I'm trying to run my wom client
#670 [11:56] <Skull_bounche> Whit what =
#671 [11:57] <Koeky> but whenever I try to join a server it says "incorrect authentication, please try again"
#672 [11:57] <Skull_bounche> srry cant help you ...
#673 [11:57] <Skull_bounche> GreyVulpine !!!
#674 [11:57] <Koeky> thanks anyway, skull :p
#675 [11:57] <Skull_bounche> ;P
#676 [11:57] <Koeky> anyone else whou could help?
#677 [11:57] <Koeky> who*
#678 [11:58] <guest-0-05556> srry im not super good with acronyms wom means?
#679 [11:58] <Koeky> world of minecraft
#680 [11:58] <Koeky> it's that thing that allows you to fly and speed and all that :p
#681 [11:59] <guest-0-05556> oh i havent messed with mods....had enough issues without them XD
#682 [11:59] <Koeky> It's for minecraft creative
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#684 [11:59] <Guest43548> WoM is not an official minecraft client
#685 [12:00] <Koeky> yes, I know
#686 [12:00] <Koeky> but I thought someone in this channel might be able to help me
#687 [12:00] <Vector> this channel is only for the official minecraft client
#688 [12:01] <Koeky> oh sorry, I didn't know that
#689 [12:01] <Vector> yeah
#690 [12:01] <Vector> WoM is just an emulated minecraft classic client, not even alpha, or beta :P
#691 [12:01] <Skull_bounche> I have a problem see this ....
#692 [12:01] <Koeky> lets see, does wom have a help channel...
#693 [12:02] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/rzf3br ¨
#694 [12:02] <Skull_bounche> I cant wait for 1.9 ....
#695 [12:02] <guest-0-05556> does anyone know if the servers will likely get more stable with 1.9? ive had all kinds of issues that ive had to do special stuff to fix
#696 [12:03] <Skull_bounche> Can anyone help me ?
#697 [12:04] <Skull_bounche> http://mibpaste.com/WI75hV this is my problem
#698 [12:05] <guest-0-05556> AuBot do you know what other issues are fixed in 1.9?
#699 [12:05] <Wug> guest-0-05556: the instability of bukkit servers is mostly caused by plugins
#700 [12:06] <Wug> and vanilla servers are very stable
#701 [12:06] <guest-0-05556> mine isnt a bukkit server
#702 [12:06] <Wug> so the answer is we need more stable plugins
#703 [12:06] <guest-0-05556> i used hamachi to set it up
#704 [12:06] <Wug> well thats probably your problem
#705 [12:06] <Wug> hamachi is yucky
#706 [12:06] <Wug> port forward properly
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#708 [12:06] <guest-0-05556> is there a good tutorial on how to do that?
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#710 [12:08] <Skull_bounche> wug
#711 [12:08] <Skull_bounche> Is there a other way then wait for the 1.9 to fix this problem ? http://mibpaste.com/uCx89t ?
#712 [12:09] <Wug> Skull_bounche: you could try the prerelease
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#714 [12:12] <Skull_bounche> ok
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#716 [12:17] <westjgames> Hello!
#717 [12:17] <westjgames> Is this where I can get support for Minecraft Server?
#718 [12:17] <westjgames> Or is it just Minecraft?
#719 [12:18] <westjgames> ok then
#720 [12:18] <westjgames> 150GB bandwidth/month is this enough for a 10slot player server?
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#724 [12:20] <sunshine12321> On oct 20th I´ve paid for this game. Paymen treference515364548. HOWEVER i still can not play online!!!!!! I have not received any confirmation email from you. Please can you give me a reply for what to do????
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#730 [12:29] <humor4fun> is there a way to download the world from a server?
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#732 [12:33] <humor4fun> is anybody actually here right now?
#733 [12:35] <Thrae> humor4fun: Only if you have access to the server's files.
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#735 [12:36] <MagicReload> hello
#736 [12:37] <MagicReload> one question how many chunks are active at one moment in mc single player?
#737 [12:37] <MagicReload> is a grid of 21x21 right?
#738 [12:38] <humor4fun> there isn't a way that my client can "record" the chunks that I encounter?
#739 [12:39] <Thrae> humor4fun: AFAIK no
#740 [12:39] <VoxelHead> morning
#741 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Today's episode: A Bird in the Hand
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#744 [12:48] <ferminter> browser game didnt work help xD
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#750 [12:58] <nyahaha> Umm
#751 [12:58] <mib_wtadxg> HELP! minecraft is very laggy and slow
#752 [12:58] <nyahaha> Is this the place to ask for help?
#753 [12:58] <nyahaha> Because I am in need of it. -w-
#754 [12:58] <mib_wtadxg> yes it is nyahaha
#755 [12:58] <VoxelHead> Yes yes... i'm a master of comedy, now what's this plan.
#756 [12:59] <mib_wtadxg> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME
#757 [12:59] <mib_wtadxg> please
#758 [12:59] <nyahaha> Me as well?
#759 [12:59] <nyahaha> I'm having trouble with multiplayer...
#760 [12:59] <mib_wtadxg> im having trouble with single player...
#761 [13:01] <username> hello
#762 [13:01] <username> ?
#763 [13:01] <nyahaha> Whenever I enter any multiplayer server, I immediately am dropped into a black pit and just keep falling
#764 [13:01] <username> dont know mate can you help me?
#765 [13:02] <nyahaha> I probably wouldn't be of much help...I don't know much.
#766 [13:02] <username> my minecraft keeps lagging in singleplayer
#767 [13:02] <nyahaha> Did you try messing with the video settings?
#768 [13:02] <username> or slow
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#770 [13:02] <username> yup
#771 [13:02] <nyahaha> Lowered render distance, took off bobble effect, etc etc?
#772 [13:03] <username> let me seee
#773 [13:03] <username> let me see
#774 [13:03] <nyahaha> So, um
#775 [13:03] <nyahaha> Can somebody help me please?
#776 [13:03] <username> i can help you
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#778 [13:03] <nyahaha> With my multiplayer issue?
#779 [13:04] <username> have you typed the address in right?
#780 [13:04] <nyahaha> Yes I have
#781 [13:04] <nyahaha> This exact thing has happened on two different servers
#782 [13:04] <username> try loads of different recomended servers then
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#784 [13:05] <nyahaha> The server I wanted to go onto is run by my friend though, and we were all gonna go through it together
#785 [13:05] <nyahaha> And i just think there's something really wrong with my game
#786 [13:06] <username> have you tried installing and reinstalling?
#787 [13:06] <nyahaha> Yepp
#788 [13:06] <humor4fun> after another 30 minutes of searching I find that it would be TOTALLY possible to 'record' chunks to save a SMP world to the client
#789 [13:06] <username> What model is your pc/mac
#790 [13:06] <humor4fun> there is a mod called WorldDownloader that has implemented something like this. FYI
#791 [13:06] <nyahaha> Umm
#792 [13:07] <nyahaha> I'm using Windows Vista
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#794 [13:07] <username> Have u updated java/adobe?
#795 [13:07] <nyahaha> I don't believe I have...
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#797 [13:08] <username> DO THAT THEN! mine hasnt worked, its worked a bit but its still lagging can u help me?
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#799 [13:09] <nyahaha> How do I do that? And I'm sorry but I don't think I can help you other than what I said..
#800 [13:09] <username> :-(
#801 [13:11] <mib_f472et> aaaaaaagh. like many other parents, we've opened an account for our kid but minecraft won't play on his laptop. it seems that it's the usual open gl problem, but after spending 7 (YES BLOODY SEVEN!!!) hours at the weekend trying to sort it out, it's still not happening. suggestions please.
#802 [13:12] <HelloAll> dont play minecraft, problem solved
#803 [13:13] <Wug> mib_f472et: I'm assuming its a crash
#804 [13:13] <Wug> right after logging in? maybe you see the mojang screen for a second"?
#805 [13:14] <mib_f472et> no it's just saying that there's an open gl prob and that updating the drivers for the vid card should do it....they didn't. and HELLO ALL, when i want constructive comments like yours, i'll ask. until that point kindly effin do one.
#806 [13:15] <Wug> what video card is it
#807 [13:16] <Wug> I have to go
#808 [13:16] <Wug> GreyVulpine: doop
#809 [13:16] <Wug> can you help mib_f472et
#810 [13:17] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: doop ^
#811 [13:18] <mib_f472et> it's archaic:intel(r) 915gm/gms, 910 gml express chipset....the british museum asked if they could have it next.
#812 [13:18] <Wug> you might be better off selling it to them -.-
#813 [13:18] <Wug> is this on windows xp
#814 [13:18] <mib_f472et> yeh
#815 [13:19] <Wug> because you say youve tried updating them though
#816 [13:20] <mib_f472et> i've tried but the last update was years ago
#817 [13:20] <Wug> has minecraft ever worked before
#818 [13:21] <mib_f472et> no. this is the nu thang...never tried it before.
#819 [13:21] <Wug> ??> mib_f472et teamviewer
#820 [13:21] <VoxelHead> mib_f472et: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#821 [13:21] <VoxelHead> mib_f472et: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#822 [13:21] <mib_f472et> or was that a rhetorical question :o)
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#824 [13:21] <Wug> please hurry, I'm short on time
#825 [13:22] <Wug> once you've downloaded teamviewer, send me the id and pass
#826 [13:22] <Wug> once you've downloaded and after you've run **
#827 [13:23] <mib_f472et> nice one wug.
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#829 [13:24] <Wug> I have to leave like now
#830 [13:24] <mib_f472et> ok all set.
#831 [13:24] <Wug> id and pass are in main window
#832 [13:24] <Wug> a 9 digit number and a 4 digit one
#833 [13:24] <mib_f472et> ok how do i get them to you with some degree of privacy?
#834 [13:24] <Wug> /msg wug id pass blah blah blah
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#836 [13:26] <Wug> havent gotten it yet
#837 [13:26] <evoke> hi
#838 [13:26] <Wug> hello
#839 [13:26] <evoke> i just bought the game but i cant logg in
#840 [13:26] <evoke> the 264kb programm says "login failed" all time
#841 [13:26] <evoke> can u help me? (;
#842 [13:27] <Wug> evoke: try a few times
#843 [13:27] <evoke> i did
#844 [13:27] <Wug> try a few more times
#845 [13:27] <evoke> ok
#846 [13:27] <Wug> mib_f472et: still waiting
#847 [13:27] <evoke> wtf thank you (;
#848 [13:28] <mib_f472et> just sortin wug
#849 [13:28] <evoke> see ya (;
#850 [13:28] <Wug> I very much mean to rush you
#851 [13:28] <Wug> I have projects I need to work on. this is volunteer work. school comes first
#852 [13:30] <Wug> mib_f472et: if I don't get that ID and pass in 15 seconds I'm leaving and you'll have to wait
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#868 [14:27] <favour6> hi
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#873 [14:31] <Helgrind> Hello !
#874 [14:33] <Helgrind> I'm here because I have a big problem with my Minecraft account (Helgrind444). The email of the minecraft account finish by gmail.fr (i'm french) but my email finish by gmail.com . So I want to change my email because gmail.fr dosn't exist, it is possible ? Because I can't recuperate my password. Thanks (and excuse my language).
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#877 [14:40] <vikernes666> hello :) is anyone here who can help me?
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#879 [14:42] <Helgrind> nobody speak here, but maybe i can :)
#880 [14:43] <vikernes666> my minecraft doesn update to 1.8 :(
#881 [14:44] <vikernes666> i have a special launcher from here, because i have a ! in my pc-name
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#883 [14:45] <evoke> hi again^^
#884 [14:45] <evoke> how can i install a texture pack i downloaded? ^^
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#888 [15:00] <sprocket> wug tried to help earlier with a prob about video drivers. he updated and i still get the same message.
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#890 [15:04] <Calinou> Helgrind: http://minecraft.net/support
#891 [15:04] <Calinou> even though I also speak french, this is a english channel
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#893 [15:04] <Calinou> "How can I change my email/I would like to change my email" or such
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#895 [15:09] <sprocket> ha! that's typical. even the support page times out. i read and followed the advice for 7 hrs on sunday and still nada. is there anywhere that lists system reqs?
#896 [15:09] <Calinou> no
#897 [15:09] <Calinou> you better not use Intel GMAs for gaming
#898 [15:09] <sprocket> got intel gms.....give me the bad news....
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#903 [15:33] <Gravypod> Is there an admin on?
#904 [15:33] <Gravypod> Or a mod?
#905 [15:34] <sprocket> doesn't look like it.
#906 [15:34] <almostroot> Gravypod: for what?
#907 [15:35] <Gravypod> Ill pm you
#908 [15:35] <almostroot> Gravypod: No PM.
#909 [15:35] <almostroot> ??> Gravypod dont/pm
#910 [15:35] <VoxelHead> Gravypod: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#911 [15:35] <Gravypod> I want to report someone
#912 [15:35] <almostroot> Gravypod: Report someone on what?
#913 [15:35] <Gravypod> For telling people to bump his post
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#915 [15:36] <Gravypod> Can i send the link here? Where he tells people to bump. I was also a admin and he told us we had to bump to stay staff
#916 [15:36] <almostroot> Gravypod: These are not the forums.
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#919 [15:36] <almostroot> Gravypod: We don't know, nor care.
#920 [15:37] <Kane_f> anyone know y you can't register on minecraft site?
#921 [15:37] <Gravypod> Ok, do you know a forum admin
#922 [15:37] <sprocket> any chance you could do some tech help?
#923 [15:37] <almostroot> sprocket: Windows?
#924 [15:37] <sprocket> yeh xp. ancient laptop
#925 [15:38] <almostroot> ??> sprocket win/dxdiag
#926 [15:38] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#927 [15:38] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#929 [15:38] <Darko> Can anyone here help me with something
#930 [15:39] <Darko> hello?
#931 [15:40] <Darko> anyone?
#932 [15:41] <mib_ai2but> how can i fix a minecraft error? LWJGL
#933 [15:42] <sprocket> irc channel?
#934 [15:42] <Darko> can anyone help
#935 [15:42] <Kane_f> how am i meant to buy minecraft when the site's down?
#936 [15:42] <Kane_f> pfft
#937 [15:44] <mib_ai2but> hello?
#938 [15:44] <mib_ai2but> the mainecraft site is back up
#939 [15:44] <Thrae> !isdown
#940 [15:45] <GreyBot> Thrae: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#941 [15:45] <almostroot> ??> sprocket irc
#942 [15:45] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#943 [15:45] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#944 [15:45] <mib_ai2but> HELP!!!!!
#945 [15:45] <VoxelHead> mib_ai2but: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#946 [15:45] <almostroot> ??> sprocket irc/channel
#947 [15:45] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (irc/channel) You're in one.
#948 [15:46] <sprocket> thanx.
#949 [15:46] <mib_ai2but> i am on the minecraft site its working
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#951 [15:51] <sprocket> right. i've joined heklp. pasted the link as asked. what now. what kind of timescale am i looking at for a reply.
#952 [15:54] <Thrae> sprocket: We need the link in this channel, not the #help channel.
#953 [15:55] <sprocket> ah...not what i was told. here goes : http://pastebin.com/Sc20K0Fe
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#955 [15:58] <Thrae> sprocket: "Direct3D functionality not available. You should verify that the driver is a final version from the hardware manufacturer."
#956 [15:58] <sprocket> done that. it is.
#957 [15:58] <Thrae> sprocket: Then the driver is messed up. One sec.
#958 [16:00] <Thrae> sprocket: Download http://downloadmirror.intel.com/9506/a08/win2k_xp1417.zip and follow the instructions on http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/sb/CS-022355.htm to use the Driver Update Wizard.
#959 [16:01] <sprocket> thanks a mill thrae. will give it a go. will come back if it goes bad.
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#961 [16:05] <Darko> I need help plz
#962 [16:05] <Darko> hello?
#963 [16:06] <Darko> can someone help
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#966 [16:06] <Kane_f> fkin minecraft 404ing again
#967 [16:06] <Kane_f> cant even buy the thing
#968 [16:07] <Darko> help plz
#969 [16:07] <leelam> Does anyone know how to reset the controls to the original, I changed them and now it won't work, please help
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#972 [16:09] <Darko> can someone help
#973 [16:10] <Kane_f> ?
#974 [16:10] <VoxelHead> mmm Morrolan
#975 [16:11] <leelam> If I delete the entire download and re do it will it still be on my account, sorry guys i'm new to this game
#976 [16:11] <ryl2> aLRIGHT...
#977 [16:11] <Darko> voxel could you help
#978 [16:12] <ryl2> Voxel is a bot
#979 [16:12] <Darko> oh
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#981 [16:12] <Ryladine> So, what as your problem Darko?
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#983 [16:13] <Darko> well i tired to use mcpatcher to use a mod, optifine, but when i took it off the sound started fading and fading until nothing was left
#984 [16:13] <Ryladine> Hmm
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#986 [16:14] <Ryladine> Not much help with mods here. All I can tell you is to force-update.
#987 [16:14] <Darko> i tired that
#988 [16:14] <Ryladine> Mm Try it with this.
#989 [16:14] <Ryladine> ?? Darko win/reinst
#990 [16:14] <Darko> i even followed other tutorials to fix it like openal, s + f3
#991 [16:15] <Ryladine> Hmm
#992 [16:15] <Ryladine> Your sound has nothing to do with openGL
#993 [16:15] <Darko> oh ok
#994 [16:16] <Ryladine> Alright, give me a moment I need to get the right FAQ entry...
#995 [16:16] <Ryladine> I knew that was the right entry...
#996 [16:16] <Ryladine> I forgot the > though lol.
#997 [16:17] <Ryladine> ??> Darko win/reinst
#998 [16:17] <VoxelHead> Darko: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#999 [16:17] <VoxelHead> Darko: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1000 [16:17] <Ryladine> Try doing it that way, just in case the force-update function of minecraft missed something.
#1001 [16:18] <Ryladine> ??< win/nodxdiag
#1002 [16:19] <Darko> now it says i deleted minecraft.exe and it wants me to restore it
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#1004 [16:19] <Ryladine> Hmm
#1005 [16:19] <Ryladine> How are you launching the game exactly?
#1006 [16:19] <Darko> mincraft shortcut
#1007 [16:19] <Ryladine> Ah.....
#1008 [16:20] <Ryladine> Go get the .exe again. If you were using a shortcut you probably left the .exe in your .minefraft folder.
#1009 [16:20] <Ryladine> Simply re-download it from minecraft.net
#1010 [16:22] <Darko> still wont work
#1011 [16:22] <Ryladine> Darko are you pirating the game?
#1012 [16:22] <Darko> no
#1013 [16:23] <Ryladine> Hm
#1014 [16:23] <Ryladine> ??> Darko Teamviewer
#1015 [16:23] <VoxelHead> Darko: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1016 [16:23] <VoxelHead> Darko: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1017 [16:23] <Ryladine> If you wouldn't mind I would like to try using that to assist you further.
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#1019 [16:23] <Darko> ok
#1020 [16:23] <hagarack> Hi guys. Having an issue with Minecraft store, hope this is the right place. Seems there's no security on the shop website at all, bit worried it's not a legit instance of the site. Any info on that?
#1021 [16:23] <Ryladine> Once you have it use /msg to send me the ID and PASS privately.
#1022 [16:24] <Ryladine> Shop website?
#1023 [16:24] <Ryladine> Hmm I can give you a small bit of advice but thats it.
#1024 [16:24] <Darko> 130 251 342 id 2162 pass
#1025 [16:25] <Ryladine> You cannot "spoof" a website url, though you can use symbols to make it look as similar as possible. Ensure that the URL is Exactly minecraft.net
#1026 [16:25] <Ryladine> It may have a something. infront of minecraft, but that just means it is a sub-domain.
#1027 [16:25] <Ryladine> Darko, you just gave everyone here access to your computer.
#1028 [16:26] <Darko> oops
#1029 [16:26] <Ryladine> Please restart the program and use /msg to send me the information privately.
#1030 [16:26] <Ryladine> Restarting it will reset the password.
#1031 [16:29] <hagarack> Yup, just www.minecraft.net. Do you know if it's normal for the paying part of the site to be totally unencrypted? Maybe I should come back when it's been sorted.
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#1033 [16:32] <Ryladine> hagarack: I'm not certain, let me look at the website myself.
#1034 [16:32] <hagarack> Ok, thanks for that.
#1035 [16:32] <TheNoodle> How is everyone this morning?
#1036 [16:32] <Ryladine> Fine.
#1037 [16:32] <Ryladine> Noodle, do you know if the minecraft shop is supposed to be encrypted?
#1038 [16:32] <TheNoodle> The shop?
#1039 [16:33] <Ryladine> Yea
#1040 [16:33] <Ryladine> Teah*
#1041 [16:33] <Sardonicus> so vine only grows on spawn trees?
#1042 [16:33] <TheNoodle> Logic dictates it should be. But then, it is mojang.
#1043 [16:33] <Ryladine> Lol thats what I was thinking.
#1044 [16:33] <Sardonicus> so vine only grows on spawn trees?
#1045 [16:34] <Ryladine> Pfftt My net is being unbearably slow today...
#1046 [16:34] <Sardonicus> so vine only grows on spawn trees?
#1047 [16:35] <Sardonicus> can somebody answer pls...
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#1049 [16:37] <Sardonicus> TheNoodle, so vine only grows on spawn trees?
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#1051 [16:39] <TheNoodle> Haven't the foggiest.
#1052 [16:39] <Ryladine> hagarack: Its fine. I just took a look at it and the store is just a link to a bunch of third-party retailers like thinkgeek. Those sites should be https when you go to buy the items.
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#1054 [16:39] <Sardonicus> Is there anybody here who knows something about Minecraft?
#1055 [16:40] <Ryladine> There are alot of people here that know a good deal about minecraft.
#1056 [16:40] <Sardonicus> But they all can't answer my question lol
#1057 [16:40] <Ryladine> It just depends if they know the answer to your question.
#1058 [16:40] <Sardonicus> it's not that difficult to find out so I thought it would be known
#1059 [16:41] <hagarack> I think the link to ThinkGeek etc. is for the merchandise but I was trying to buy the game. It seems to go to a different site, if you could have a look. Appreciate the help.
#1060 [16:41] <Ryladine> Oh, tha game.
#1061 [16:41] <Ryladine> the*
#1062 [16:41] <Ryladine> Yeah. Give me a moment.
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#1065 [16:42] <Ryladine> Hm
#1066 [16:42] <Ryladine> I'm getting a 500 internal server error when i try to register to try buying it...
#1067 [16:43] <Ryladine> I would wait and see for a bit, just in case.
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#1069 [16:43] <Ryladine> Now, I'm afraid I have to go. Bye guys/
#1070 [16:43] <hagarack> Yeah, I was getting that sometimes as well. Best to wait til tomorrow. Funny cos I've been putting this off for ages since it may be detrimental to my college work :p Help much appreciated. Have a good evening.
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#1072 [16:44] <hagarack> Goodnight guys.
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#1074 [16:46] <VoxelHead> i like them :o)
#1075 [16:47] <Sardonicus> VoxelHead, does vine grow on trees after you planted them?
#1076 [16:47] <VoxelHead> Lots and lots of tea.
#1077 [16:48] <Sardonicus> um ok
#1078 [16:48] <Sardonicus> Is that supposed to be an answer to my question :D
#1079 [16:48] <Sardonicus> ?
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#1082 [16:52] <TheNoodle> Yep
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#1084 [17:00] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :(
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#1086 [17:02] <mr_evil> every time I try to login, it crashes.
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#1088 [17:03] <Darren> .net down?
#1089 [17:03] <mr_evil> mo, I can login, it just crashes when I try to run it
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#1091 [17:04] <Darren> Anyone? Minecraft.net login servers up or down?
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#1094 [17:07] <Domovoi91> Hello is anyone here that can help me?
#1095 [17:07] <[twisti]> Domovoi91: no, because we cant read your mind to guess your question
#1096 [17:07] <Domovoi91> okay
#1097 [17:07] <Domovoi91> lol
#1098 [17:07] <[twisti]> this entire channel is full of people who came here to not help
#1099 [17:07] <Domovoi91> uhm i want to use a texture pack
#1100 [17:07] <Domovoi91> but i dont have a .jar file
#1101 [17:07] <Domovoi91> i have a minecraft.jar file
#1102 [17:07] <Domovoi91> but nothing named .jar
#1103 [17:08] <[twisti]> you dont need something named just .jar
#1104 [17:08] <Domovoi91> okay
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#1106 [17:08] <Domovoi91> so which .jar file is the one i should put the texture pack into
#1107 [17:08] <Domovoi91> im asuming its either WorldEdit or the Minecraft one
#1108 [17:08] <Domovoi91> in the bin folder
#1109 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Mmm mib_abif95.
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#1111 [17:09] <[twisti]> i dont think texture packs go into jars
#1112 [17:09] <Domovoi91> really?
#1113 [17:09] <Domovoi91> thats what it said on a texture pack website i think
#1114 [17:09] <Awale> I can't run minecraft when I log in.
#1115 [17:09] <Domovoi91> there's a folder for them, but it doesn't load them into the game
#1116 [17:09] <[twisti]> can you link me ?
#1117 [17:09] <Domovoi91> i only have a choice for default
#1118 [17:10] <Domovoi91> the website? or what?
#1119 [17:10] <[twisti]> whereever it said that
#1120 [17:10] <Domovoi91> ill try to find it
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#1122 [17:10] <Domovoi91> give me a bit
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#1124 [17:12] <Domovoi91> k here it is
#1125 [17:12] <Domovoi91> http://minecraftsandbox.com/how-to-load-minecraft-texture-packs/
#1126 [17:12] <[twisti]> does anyone know how enchantments work ?
#1127 [17:12] <Domovoi91> it says i put it in the minecraft.jar file
#1128 [17:14] <Domovoi91> i tried putting them in the minecraft.jar file
#1129 [17:14] <Domovoi91> so ima run minecraft and try it...
#1130 [17:15] <[twisti]> i see no mentioning of a file just called ".jar"
#1131 [17:15] <Domovoi91> well idk where i heard that
#1132 [17:15] <Domovoi91> but someone told me
#1133 [17:15] <[twisti]> i can only assume they want you to put it in the minecraft.jar
#1134 [17:15] <Domovoi91> that
#1135 [17:15] <Domovoi91> kk
#1136 [17:15] <Domovoi91> well i jsut did that
#1137 [17:15] <Domovoi91> just*
#1138 [17:15] <Domovoi91> so
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#1141 [17:24] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go ):
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#1144 [17:26] <Jaaaaaames> Can anyone help me with account problems?
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#1146 [17:27] <Jaaaaaames> Is anyone even active here
#1147 [17:27] <Jaaaaaames> ?
#1148 [17:28] <Thunder7102> Anyone have a remote idea when they will update Minecraft PE?
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#1150 [17:31] <Jaaaaaames> There's like 15 mods and not one is active
#1151 [17:32] <TheNoodle> hmmm?
#1152 [17:34] <Jaaaaaames> Are you a moderator?
#1153 [17:34] <TheNoodle> I'm a helper..
#1154 [17:34] <TheNoodle> IRC doesn't really have moderators.
#1155 [17:35] <Jaaaaaames> Okay
#1156 [17:35] <Jaaaaaames> Well
#1157 [17:35] <Jaaaaaames> Maybe you can help me
#1158 [17:35] <TheNytangel> Maybe we can't help you..
#1159 [17:36] <Jaaaaaames> I bought a version of Minecraft beta a while back, but remained inactive for a period of time
#1160 [17:36] <TheNoodle> mmhm
#1161 [17:36] <TheNytangel> And...
#1162 [17:36] <TheNytangel> Let me guess, user not permium?
#1163 [17:36] <Jaaaaaames> I go to update the game today and find out that my account has been deactivated
#1164 [17:36] <TheNytangel> I guessed right
#1165 [17:36] <Jaaaaaames> The account name doesn't exist
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#1167 [17:36] <Jaaaaaames> all my emails disabled as well
#1168 [17:37] <TheNytangel> Jaaaaaames, then we can't help
#1169 [17:37] <TheNytangel> Jaaaaaames, if you read the topic: We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannont help with account issues
#1170 [17:37] <TheNytangel> Right TheNoodle?
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#1172 [17:38] <Jaaaaaames> Okay, then can you suggest me somewhere that I can get help on the matter?
#1173 [17:39] <TheNoodle> mmhm
#1174 [17:39] <TheNoodle> http://minecraft.net/support
#1175 [17:39] <Jaaaaaames> Cool, thanks
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#1184 [18:07] <VoxelHead> mmm Conejogamer
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#1186 [18:07] <mkmaster91> ello
#1187 [18:08] <mkmaster91> anyone here can help whit a minecraft problem O.o?
#1188 [18:08] <VoxelHead> Yesyesyesyesyesyes*
#1189 [18:08] <VoxelHead> *=no, i think.
#1190 [18:09] <mkmaster91> evry time i start minecraft and go into singel player and mutliplayer, i get like 1 min and 36 sec and then it runs out of memoire
#1191 [18:09] <mkmaster91> memorie*
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#1193 [18:09] <mkmaster91> and yes i have alot of space on my pc
#1194 [18:09] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 ignore vox its a bot,
#1195 [18:09] <mkmaster91> ah
#1196 [18:09] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 is java uptodate ?
#1197 [18:10] <xarcus> minecraft wont let me play it in browser or on the desktop shortcut anyone know why?
#1198 [18:10] <mkmaster91> it should be i think
#1199 [18:10] <lemon-rev> can you check ?
#1200 [18:10] <mkmaster91> sure
#1201 [18:10] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, just wait until you make vox give him insturctions
#1202 [18:10] <lemon-rev> oh, that mean vox has changed ?
#1203 [18:10] <lemon-rev> lol
#1204 [18:10] <mkmaster91> how do i find out if its updated or not ?
#1205 [18:11] <lemon-rev> goto java.com and click download it should tell you if its uptodate or not
#1206 [18:11] <mkmaster91> oky
#1207 [18:11] <lemon-rev> ?? bot
#1208 [18:11] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#1209 [18:11] <TheNytangel> ??> lemon-rev win/reinst
#1210 [18:11] <lemon-rev> hahahaha, ok then fine :P
#1211 [18:11] <VoxelHead> lemon-rev: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1212 [18:11] <VoxelHead> lemon-rev: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1213 [18:11] <VoxelHead> time for another amazing plan from me... VoxelHead!
#1214 [18:12] <lemon-rev> hm,
#1215 [18:14] <TheNoodle> I love vox sometimes.
#1216 [18:14] <VoxelHead> Hehe, want to go out on a date someplace? :)
#1217 [18:14] <TheNytangel> Vox, what is a date?
#1218 [18:14] <VoxelHead> A yiff.
#1219 [18:14] <TheNytangel> Vox, what is a yiff?
#1220 [18:14] <VoxelHead> a creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating
#1221 [18:15] <TheNytangel> Vox, are you a yiff?
#1222 [18:15] <VoxelHead> i was feeling horny
#1223 [18:15] <lemon-rev> it think that speeks for it self lol
#1224 [18:16] <VoxelHead> master?
#1225 [18:16] <TheNytangel> Vox, master died
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#1227 [18:18] <lemon-rev> vox, whos TheNytangel ?
#1228 [18:18] <VoxelHead> Purple dildos.
#1229 [18:18] <lemon-rev> hahahahahah
#1230 [18:18] <TheNytangel> vox, whos lemon-rev ?
#1231 [18:18] <VoxelHead> What is your favourite colour?
#1232 [18:19] <TheNytangel> Vox, blue.
#1233 [18:19] <lemon-rev> see :P
#1234 [18:19] <TheNytangel> vox, whos lemon-rev ?
#1235 [18:19] <VoxelHead> you should ask Domilijn :)
#1236 [18:19] <TheNytangel> vox, whos lemon-rev ?
#1237 [18:19] <VoxelHead> You want the answer? you can't handle the answer!
#1238 [18:19] <TheNytangel> GIMMEH ANSWER
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#1240 [18:20] <IceGuest_77> Hello anyone there?
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#1242 [18:21] <mkmaster91> looks like i did not have the latest version, but when i installed it, the same problem is there anyways :/
#1243 [18:21] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 windows / mac ?
#1244 [18:21] <IceGuest_77> I forgot my password and the email I used for my account...
#1245 [18:21] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go =[
#1246 [18:22] <mkmaster91> windows
#1247 [18:22] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 thats going to be bad, goto minecraft.net goto help section and hopefully find that place to email them or to give them a messge at leaset
#1248 [18:22] <lemon-rev> least*
#1249 [18:22] <lemon-rev> ??> mkmaster91 win/dxdiag
#1250 [18:22] <VoxelHead> mkmaster91: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1251 [18:22] <VoxelHead> mkmaster91: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1252 [18:23] <IceGuest_77> There is not help section where you can email them directly
#1253 [18:23] <mkmaster91> i tought it was a bot
#1254 [18:23] <TheNoodle> Incorrect IceGuest_77.
#1255 [18:24] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 possible https://www.facebook.com/minecraft if you have an account
#1256 [18:24] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 it is
#1257 [18:24] <IceGuest_77> but that's just a fan page
#1258 [18:24] <mkmaster91> so the bot's informasjon is a lie ?
#1259 [18:25] <TheNytangel> Bleh
#1260 [18:25] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 theres not a lot we can do when you have lost your login and email address
#1261 [18:25] <TheNytangel> I just threw up a little
#1262 [18:25] <lemon-rev> :(
#1263 [18:25] <IceGuest_77> like is there anyway I can retrieve which email I used?
#1264 [18:25] <lemon-rev> TheNytangel get some stomace aniacid stuff and take it, possible ?
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#1266 [18:25] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, it was just a baby barf..
#1267 [18:25] <Shroom> In Version 1.81 can you get to Nether realms and stuff?
#1268 [18:26] <Shroom> Or w/e it is?
#1269 [18:26] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 when you retieve your password and email its normally from the email that you have forgotten
#1270 [18:26] <TheNytangel> Shroom, yes
#1271 [18:26] <Shroom> How do I get there?
#1272 [18:26] <TheNytangel> Shroom, a nether portal
#1273 [18:26] <Shroom> Where would I be likely to find one?
#1274 [18:26] <TheNytangel> Shroom, where you make it
#1275 [18:26] <IceGuest_77> is there someone in charge of accounts that could tell me my email?
#1276 [18:27] <Shroom> OH. Ok you make them...
#1277 [18:27] <Shroom> Gonna go look this up now
#1278 [18:27] <Shroom> :D
#1279 [18:27] <mkmaster91> do i may have to restart my pc after updating it maybe ?
#1280 [18:27] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 maybe but we have no control or who mojang is in for that email thing your asking after
#1281 [18:27] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 i just got you to give me a dxdiag theres no need to restart unless you have installed something ?
#1282 [18:28] <mkmaster91> ah i was sure the bot was like a ling thing thingy xD
#1283 [18:28] <IceGuest_77> I tried emailing notch but I knew I wouldn't get a reply...
#1284 [18:28] <lemon-rev> IceGuest_77 worst case senerio is that you have to purchase a another account and have an email you can acually remeber
#1285 [18:29] <IceGuest_77> man...
#1286 [18:29] <lemon-rev> mkmaster91 its a pastebin.com < and dxdiag should be already on your pc
#1287 [18:29] <IceGuest_77> anyone know mojang support email?
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#1295 [18:44] <Ry-Guy> I have no idea what operating system i have, but minecraft keeps freezing at the "Updating Minecraft" Screen it says done loading but there's still 1/8 of the bar left and it stays stuck like that. HELP!
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#1297 [18:45] <Legorek> hi
#1298 [18:45] <Ry-Guy> help
#1299 [18:45] <VoxelHead> Ry-Guy: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#1300 [18:46] <Legorek> i need help with...compatability
#1301 [18:46] <Ry-Guy> My screen freezes at the "Updating Minecraft" screen
#1302 [18:47] <Legorek> im trying to download mc for Parted Magic (AKA Linux)
#1303 [18:47] <Legorek> but i cant run it
#1304 [18:47] <Legorek> can i hav a diff ver
#1305 [18:47] <Legorek> not.exe
#1306 [18:47] <Ry-Guy> Also i don't have premium membership so I can't play online
#1307 [18:48] <Ry-Guy> Hello? Can Anyone help us?
#1308 [18:48] <Legorek> i used the pired version to try it out...then i bought it coz i liked it
#1309 [18:48] <Ry-Guy> Maybe indian call center people?
#1310 [18:49] <Legorek> just for a week or so anyway
#1311 [18:49] <Ry-Guy> :(
#1312 [18:49] <Legorek> is anyone there evan there to help?
#1313 [18:49] <Ry-Guy> idk
#1314 [18:49] <Legorek> gawd the service here is ussless
#1315 [18:49] <TheNoodle> lolled.
#1316 [18:49] <TheNoodle> ?? attitude
#1317 [18:49] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1318 [18:50] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1319 [18:50] <Ry-Guy> sorry
#1320 [18:50] <Legorek> well i dont see u helping voxel
#1321 [18:50] <Ry-Guy> oh snap
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#1323 [18:50] <TheNoodle> Wait a minute, you want help for a game you haven't bought ry-guy.
#1324 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Legorek, you realise Voxelhead is a bot right?
#1325 [18:51] <VoxelHead> no I'm not
#1326 [18:51] <mib_lrxeck> Bad video card driver, what do I do?
#1327 [18:51] <Legorek> lol
#1328 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Bah.
#1329 [18:51] <Legorek> some are bots
#1330 [18:51] <Legorek> otherss are not
#1331 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Okay Legorek, what's your problem?
#1332 [18:51] <Legorek> MC On linux
#1333 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Ry-Guy, since you don't seem to have bought the game you probably won't recieve help here.
#1334 [18:51] <Legorek> =(
#1335 [18:51] <Ry-Guy> boo
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#1337 [18:52] <Legorek> I HAVE!
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#1339 [18:52] <TheNoodle> Legorek, that's not 'the problem'
#1340 [18:52] <VoxelHead> :o
#1341 [18:52] <Legorek> iv got the full game
#1342 [18:52] <TheNoodle> I know.
#1343 [18:52] <Legorek> it mis
#1344 [18:52] <Legorek> it is*
#1345 [18:52] <TheNoodle> Now, What. Is. Your. Problem.
#1346 [18:52] <Legorek> CM on linux
#1347 [18:52] <Legorek> MC
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#1349 [18:52] <Legorek> AKA minecraft
#1350 [18:52] <TheNoodle> ffs.
#1351 [18:52] <kendle> halllo?
#1352 [18:52] <TheNoodle> Telling me you're using minecraft on linux isn't 'a problem'
#1353 [18:53] <TheNoodle> I'm gonna go back to studying. cya guys.
#1354 [18:53] <Legorek> JUST TELL ME HOW TO PLAY MC ON LINUX
#1355 [18:53] <TheNoodle> Download it, and play it.
#1356 [18:53] <TheNoodle> And no caps kthx.
#1357 [18:53] <Legorek> IM LINUX
#1358 [18:53] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE LINUX? feel these nipples!
#1359 [18:53] <TheNoodle> #winning
#1360 [18:53] <Legorek> linux dosent support exe's
#1361 [18:54] <TheNoodle> Did you actually read the download page for minecraft?
#1362 [18:54] <TheNoodle> Did you notice the section entitled LINUX
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#1364 [18:54] <Legorek> hahaha voxel NOT
#1365 [18:54] <VoxelHead> you're after my robot bee%percent$^@**
#1366 [18:54] <Legorek> thats a fail
#1367 [18:54] <charmander> Hello?
#1368 [18:55] <TheNoodle> Hello charmander.
#1369 [18:55] <charmander> can you help me with minecraft?
#1370 [18:55] <TheNoodle> Maybe...
#1371 [18:55] <Legorek> it says download exe on mine
#1372 [18:55] <kendle> So I'm trying to play minecraft on my win7 64 bit machine, and I get a "Can't connect o minecraft.net" error. I've logged into the minecraft.net site, verified I'm using the same login info, logged out, then tried to log into minecraft again without successs.... any suggestions?
#1373 [18:55] <TheNoodle> Legorek, you're retarded.
#1374 [18:55] <TheNoodle> End of story.
#1375 [18:55] <Legorek> can i hav the link to the .jar or smthin
#1376 [18:55] <TheNoodle> !kick Legorek scoll down.
#1377 [18:55] * AuBot kicked Legorek from #minecrafthelp (Reason: egorek :I love you too! <3 (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: scoll down.))
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#1379 [18:56] <TheNoodle> kendle, when you login to your computer does your username have any special characters? like a !
#1380 [18:56] <charmander> I go to play minecraft on singleplayer and it says an error occurred while uploading the applet
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#1382 [18:56] <Legorek> no need to kick me
#1383 [18:56] <kendle> no
#1384 [18:56] <kendle> no special characters that is
#1385 [18:57] <TheNoodle> In that case kendle, is there anything blocking minecraft from accessing the internet? Like a firewall?
#1386 [18:57] <Legorek> i dont want minecraft server.jar
#1387 [18:57] <Legorek> i WANT MINECRAFT.jar
#1388 [18:57] <charmander> I go to play minecraft on singleplayer and it says an error occurred while uploading the applet
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#1390 [18:57] <kendle> well i do have a router, i don't have anything specifically set up to block minecraft
#1391 [18:57] <TheNoodle> kendle, I'm talking about on your computer.
#1392 [18:58] <TheNoodle> Legorek, you're not actually looking on the download page are you?
#1393 [18:58] <charmander> I go to play minecraft on singleplayer and it says an error occurred while uploading the applet
#1394 [18:58] <TheNoodle> charmander, we heard you.
#1395 [18:58] <TheNoodle> Legorek, have you noticed a link on that page? something about all platforms?
#1396 [18:58] <charmander> please help ive alredy downloaded it for windows
#1397 [18:58] <kendle> just a sec, turning off security suite.
#1398 [18:58] <Legorek> ok linux wont run .jar iether
#1399 [18:59] <Legorek> =(
#1400 [18:59] <TheNoodle> ...
#1401 [18:59] <TheNoodle> You're retarded.
#1402 [18:59] <Legorek> WHAT!
#1403 [18:59] <Legorek> how i\am i
#1404 [18:59] <Legorek> ???
#1405 [18:59] <TheNoodle> You either 1) haven't installed java
#1406 [18:59] <Legorek> oops
#1407 [18:59] <charmander> please help ive alredy downloaded it for windows
#1408 [18:59] <Legorek> CTRL was stuck
#1409 [18:59] <TheNoodle> or 2) haven't installed it correctly.
#1410 [18:59] <TheNoodle> charmander, stop repeating your message.
#1411 [18:59] <Legorek> ...
#1412 [18:59] <charmander> sorry
#1413 [18:59] <Legorek> ill try and use open with
#1414 [19:00] <Legorek> brb
#1415 [19:00] <TheNoodle> Open the terminal and type java -version
#1416 [19:00] <kendle> I turned off my security suite and looks like windows firewall is turned off. still no luck.
#1417 [19:00] <TheNoodle> Anyway, back to study.
#1418 [19:02] <Legorek> ok i i can only see Java Controll Pannel
#1419 [19:02] <Legorek> Control*
#1420 [19:02] <Legorek> damn keyboard
#1421 [19:04] <Legorek> im the Java Folder where is java located?
#1422 [19:04] <kendle> ?
#1423 [19:04] <Legorek> im trying to open with java on linux....
#1424 [19:05] <Legorek> noodle u there?
#1425 [19:06] <Legorek> mibbit?
#1426 [19:06] <Legorek> :S
#1427 [19:06] <Legorek> Noodle
#1428 [19:08] <Legorek> voxel
#1429 [19:08] <Legorek> anybody?
#1430 [19:08] * Legorek was Muted
#1430 [19:08] * Legorek was Un-Muted
#1430 [19:09] <Legorek> ...
#1431 [19:11] <Legorek> anybody there
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#1433 [19:21] <VoxelHead> i like them -_-
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#1439 [19:37] <onix> my computers retarted
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#1443 [19:40] <guest-254911-20916> Hi
#1444 [19:41] <flabbergaster> so my computer says its my video card driver i say no thats not it. so whats the problem?
#1445 [19:41] <guest-254911-20916> When I click multiplayer, it says that I can't connect to any of the servers
#1446 [19:41] <guest-254911-20916> what is wrong?
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#1448 [19:43] <flabbergaster> they are dead i think?
#1449 [19:43] <guest-254911-20916> no, they are all online
#1450 [19:43] <guest-254911-20916> It's every server that I try, not just a few
#1451 [19:44] <flabbergaster> then why arent they telling us
#1452 [19:44] <DopeGhoti> try connecting to the following server: ghoti.dyndns.org
#1453 [19:44] <stomper> can anyone help me with a question on minecraft
#1454 [19:44] <guest-254911-20916> ok
#1455 [19:44] <guest-254911-20916> I'm running 1.8
#1456 [19:44] <guest-254911-20916> Ok, I can connect to ghoti.dyndns.org
#1457 [19:44] <stomper> it keeps running out of memory every 10 seconds any suggestions'
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#1459 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> But even my own server, which is online, I can't connect to
#1460 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> ??> stomper win/dxdiag
#1461 [19:45] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1462 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> the IP is correct, as is port
#1463 [19:45] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1464 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> guest-254911-20916: what is your server's IP?
#1465 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> I have two
#1466 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> First is
#1467 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> 176.31.223.100
#1468 [19:45] <guest-254911-20916> Other one is
#1469 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> !check 176.31.223.100
#1470 [19:46] <guest-254911-20916> !check 95.154.56.245
#1471 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> the problem is that your server is not actually as up as you think it is.
#1472 [19:46] <guest-254911-20916> Ok, looks like something's wrong with McMyAdmin then
#1473 [19:46] <guest-254911-20916> thanks :)
#1474 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> that'll be $8 (:
#1475 [19:46] * guest-254911-20916 pays DopeGhoti $7.99
#1475 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> \o/
#1476 [19:47] * DopeGhoti can funally upgrade from Ramen to Mac 'n Cheese!
#1476 [19:47] <guest-254911-20916> :D
#1477 [19:47] <VoxelHead> ;)
#1478 [19:49] <guest-254911-20916> Unless...
#1479 [19:49] <guest-254911-20916> hmm
#1480 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> bye, then.
#1481 [19:49] <Shroom> I can't find blazes or magma cubes either one in the nether.
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#1483 [19:50] <stomper> voxellhead i did it but it seems to be struggling now
#1484 [19:52] <flabbergaster> i need help
#1485 [19:52] <stomper> i saved it to the desk top what should i do now?
#1486 [19:52] <stomper> @ voxxelhead
#1487 [19:53] <stomper> are you there?
#1488 [19:53] <Shroom> Are they released yet?
#1489 [19:54] <stomper> are what released yet?
#1490 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> the hounds?
#1491 [19:54] <stomper> ?????
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#1493 [19:58] <BoloMan> hey ive had problems running minecraft
#1494 [19:59] <Shroom> The magma cubes
#1495 [19:59] <Shroom> And blazes.
#1496 [19:59] <Shroom> In the nether
#1497 [19:59] <Shroom> Ok and I have a big problem. lol
#1498 [19:59] <BoloMan> can i get some health
#1499 [19:59] <Shroom> The floating squids knocked out my nether portal
#1500 [20:00] <BoloMan> help*
#1501 [20:00] <Shroom> And I have nothing with me to relight it
#1502 [20:00] <VoxelHead> BoloMan: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#1503 [20:00] <flabbergaster> so why is my minecraft download not working? i downloaded it and it says card driver error?
#1504 [20:00] <DopeGhoti> ??> flabbergaster error
#1505 [20:00] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#1506 [20:00] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#1507 [20:01] <BoloMan> ok i start to run it and i get to the loading screen then it turns black and something is flashed infront of me
#1508 [20:01] <flabbergaster> then i dont know what i did wrong i downloaded the game
#1509 [20:01] <Shroom> Voxel, I have two questions. 1) Are the blazes and magma cubes released in the Nether yet? 2) If my portal went out and I have no bucket or flint with me is there anything I can use to relight it in the Nether.
#1510 [20:02] * VoxelHead flips a coin
#1510 [20:02] <VoxelHead> shroom: flint
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#1512 [20:02] <BoloMan> it looks like a error message
#1513 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> The only creatures currently in the Nether are the Ghasts and the Zombie Pigmen.
#1514 [20:02] <Shroom> Kk
#1515 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> (and visitors through portals)
#1516 [20:02] <flabbergaster> ok so im trying to play again and i will type what it says.
#1517 [20:03] <BoloMan> ok i start to run it and i get to the loading screen then it turns black and something is flashed infront of me
#1518 [20:03] <BoloMan> can someone help or should i go somewhere else
#1519 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> BoloMan: what operating system is your computer running? What video card have you got?
#1520 [20:04] <mib_6sh7nm> i just bought the game for 21.95 and when i log on to minecraft its saying user not premium can someone help
#1521 [20:04] <flabbergaster> Bad Card Driver/ this can usually be fix bu updating you driver.
#1522 [20:04] <DopeGhoti> mib_6sh7nm: what is your account name?
#1523 [20:04] <DopeGhoti> flabbergaster: have you tried updating your GPU drivers?
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#1525 [20:05] <flabbergaster> no i dont know were to find it?
#1526 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> flabbergaster win/dxdiag
#1527 [20:05] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1528 [20:05] <BoloMan> i got a mac s im running osx 10+
#1529 [20:05] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1530 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> BoloMan: is it running OX X 10.5.8?
#1531 [20:05] <flabbergaster> ok
#1532 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> BoloMan: you can find out by going to the Apple menu, and selecting About This Mac
#1533 [20:05] <BoloMan> hold up
#1534 [20:07] <BoloMan> yes it is
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#1537 [20:07] <BoloMan> 10.5.8
#1538 [20:08] <BoloMan> why
#1539 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> ?? mac/10.5.8
#1540 [20:08] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#1541 [20:08] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#1542 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> in short, it's a known bug that will be fixed with 1.9
#1543 [20:08] <BoloMan> ok so i can or cant run is all im asking
#1544 [20:08] <BoloMan> i can fix it ?
#1545 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> you can if you follow the instructions in one of the links VoxelHead just gave us.
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#1547 [20:11] <BoloMan> which one?
#1548 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> BoloMan: the first explains; the second demonstrates.
#1549 [20:12] <BoloMan> when will 1.9 be out im f***ing pissed
#1550 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> We are not privy to Mojang's release plans.
#1551 [20:12] <BoloMan> thankyou
#1552 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> There is a prerelease available, but it's not supported per se as of yet
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#1554 [20:14] <zach> hi
#1555 [20:15] <zach> my mine craft gets a white screen like 10 seconds when i play single player and multyplayer
#1556 [20:15] <zach> does any one know why this happened
#1557 [20:16] <zach> any one there
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#1560 [20:18] <mib_ucnwpp> PLZ HELP ME
#1561 [20:18] <mib_ucnwpp> tMY screen goes white when i play mine craft
#1562 [20:19] <mib_ucnwpp> IS THERE ANY ONE ON HERE
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#1564 [20:19] <mauC> lol'd.
#1565 [20:19] <Shroom> Woah, you can tame wolves?
#1566 [20:19] <mauC> ._. yes...
#1567 [20:19] <Shroom> Never seen any.
#1568 [20:19] <Chris> ... *facepalms*
#1569 [20:19] <Shroom> lol
#1570 [20:19] <mauC> right click with a bone.
#1571 [20:20] <Chris> you may need like 20 bones xD
#1572 [20:20] <mauC> right click = tame. left click = piss it off.
#1573 [20:20] <Shroom> Guess I'll go look for a wolf.
#1574 [20:20] <mauC> i forget what light level they spawn in @.@ anyone know off the top of their head?
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#1576 [20:21] <Shroom> Wiki says any.
#1577 [20:21] <mauC> Ah.
#1578 [20:22] <Shroom> I haven't explored much tbh
#1579 [20:22] <Shroom> Found me an island today on top of a cave.
#1580 [20:22] <Shroom> Built a house on it and went exploring
#1581 [20:22] <Shroom> lol
#1582 [20:24] <mauC> I spent the morning dropping out of the sky over and over again.
#1583 [20:24] <mauC> Skyblock Challenge ftw.
#1584 [20:25] <Shroom> Challenge?
#1585 [20:26] <mauC> Mhm.
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#1589 [20:45] <Spectob> hello>
#1590 [20:45] <Spectob> ?
#1591 [20:46] <fault> hi there
#1592 [20:46] <Spectob> i need help
#1593 [20:46] <fault> ask
#1594 [20:46] <Spectob> i start MC launcher i log in but it turns black and exits
#1595 [20:46] <Spectob> Has happend before
#1596 [20:46] <fault> What operating system are you using?
#1597 [20:46] <Spectob> windows
#1598 [20:47] <fault> ??> Spectob win/reinst
#1599 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Spectob: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1600 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Spectob: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1601 [20:47] <Spectob> ok
#1602 [20:48] <Spectob> how do i keep the servers?
#1603 [20:48] <Spectob> can i?
#1604 [20:51] <Spectob> here i go
#1605 [20:51] <fault> leave the server.dat files
#1606 [20:51] <Spectob> darn..
#1607 [20:51] <fault> grab it out of your recycle bin and put it back
#1608 [20:52] <Spectob> oh yeah! thnx
#1609 [20:52] <Spectob> im kinda tech impared:/
#1610 [20:52] <fault> it's alright, at least you know what the windows key is :)
#1611 [20:53] <Spectob> yeah lol
#1612 [20:53] <Spectob> and i know what an operating system is
#1613 [20:54] <Spectob> !
#1614 [20:54] <Spectob> dangit
#1615 [20:54] <VoxelHead> Well slap my ass and call me a piss-pants.
#1616 [20:55] <Spectob> it didnt work
#1617 [20:55] <Dan> hey psspants
#1618 [20:55] <Spectob> voxel i think is a bot
#1619 [20:55] <fault> i must go, my people need me.
#1620 [20:56] <fault> someone else will probably be able to help you
#1621 [20:56] <fault> ??faq bot
#1622 [20:56] <fault> ?? bot
#1623 [20:56] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#1624 [20:56] <Spectob> ok:( thnx thoug
#1625 [20:56] <Spectob> sooooo
#1626 [20:56] <VoxelHead> bye fault
#1627 [20:56] <Spectob> voxel
#1628 [20:56] <Spectob> i have a problem
#1629 [20:57] <Spectob> voxelhead
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#1632 [21:02] <xion2_> can anyone help me with a crash?
#1633 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> perhaps, with more details.
#1634 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> !topic -5
#1635 [21:02] <xion2_> ok, i have a regular minecraft and one day (yesterday) i got a crash repert
#1636 [21:02] <xion2_> 1.8 no mods
#1637 [21:03] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, what was 5? RIP guy guy?
#1638 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> could you pastebin the crash log and put the link here?
#1639 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: Jorn McCarthy was the inventor of LISP and an AI pioneer. He even invented the term 'AI'.
#1640 [21:03] <xion2_> wait... paste bin?
#1641 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> xion2_ pastebin
#1642 [21:03] <VoxelHead> xion2_: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1643 [21:03] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, he had a lisp? :o
#1644 [21:04] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programming_language)
#1645 [21:04] <xion2_> here
#1646 [21:04] <xion2_> http://pastebin.com/Cw1D1jqV
#1647 [21:05] <xion2_> i think that will work
#1648 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> xion2_: I see the problem
#1649 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> xion2_ java/1.7
#1650 [21:05] <VoxelHead> xion2_: (java/1.7) Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#1651 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> Try uninstalling 1.7 and installing the latest release of 1.6
#1652 [21:06] <xion2_> but i did not update at anytime and i have ran minecraft just fine with it
#1653 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/64bitjava
#1654 [21:06] <VoxelHead> win/64bitjava: Because Oracle's dumb web site is dumb, here is where to get the 64-bit JRE for Windows: http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/7/jre-7-windows-x64.exe
#1655 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> wait
#1656 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> damn it, that's java 7 :p
#1657 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6/jre-6-windows-x64.exe
#1658 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> (I think)
#1659 [21:06] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp
#1660 [21:07] <xion2_> well, my crash report sais its 6.1
#1661 [21:07] <xion2_> said*
#1662 [21:07] <DopeGhoti> xion2_: line two of your crash report says: Java: 1.7.0
#1663 [21:08] <xion2_> oh nvm, looked right before that
#1664 [21:08] <xion2_> XP
#1665 [21:08] <xion2_> so i download java 6 and im good?
#1666 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> yep
#1667 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> get it here: javascript:%20void(0)
#1668 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> ..damn Oracle's site
#1669 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6u29-b11/jre-6u29-windows-x64.exe
#1670 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> ??~ win/64bitjava|Because Oracle's dumb web site is dumb, here is where to get the 64-bit JRE for Windows: http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6u29-b11/jre-6u29-windows-x64.exe
#1671 [21:10] <DopeGhoti> (Oracle makes the 64-bit downloads nigh-impossible to find)
#1672 [21:12] <xion2_> thanks guys
#1673 [21:12] <DopeGhoti> \o
#1674 [21:12] <DopeGhoti> happy crafting!
#1675 [21:12] <xion2_> :)
#1676 [21:12] <DopeGhoti> ..that'll be $8 (:
#1677 [21:12] <xion2_> :(
#1678 [21:13] <xion2_> well i guess nothings free
#1679 [21:13] <xion2_> ...
#1680 [21:13] <xion2_> but im broke
#1681 [21:13] <DopeGhoti> ah well; it was worth a try (:
#1682 [21:13] <xion2_> XP
#1683 [21:15] <PcJamesy> lol DopeGhoti
#1684 [21:16] <Scott> Only $8?
#1685 [21:16] <xion2_> lol
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#1687 [21:16] <DopeGhoti> Scott: it adds up with all the traffig we get here
#1688 [21:17] <DopeGhoti> besides, hourly based on xion2_, that workes aout to something like $192/hr
#1689 [21:17] * Scott charges a minimum 1 hour billed at $60/hour.
#1689 [21:17] <Scott> Works out well.
#1690 [21:17] * DopeGhoti is charitable.
#1690 [21:17] <xion2_> ... error 1723 problem with installer package?
#1691 [21:17] <Scott> I want to work for a non-profit.
#1692 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Java's screwed up
#1693 [21:17] <DopeGhoti> my friends-and-family discount is simple: first one's free; the rest are invoiced.
#1694 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Reinstall java fresh
#1695 [21:18] <Scott> DopeGhoti: I don't know how to fix that.
#1696 [21:18] <Scott> That's what I say.
#1697 [21:18] <xion2_> and thats what i am doing?
#1698 [21:18] <xion2_> what do you mean
#1699 [21:18] <xion2_> b/c
#1700 [21:18] <Scott> I ran into someone a few days ago while shopping who inquired about their dial up modem.
#1701 [21:18] <Scott> I honestly didn't know what to suggest in that case xD
#1702 [21:19] <xion2_> danm
#1703 [21:19] <xion2_> how do i do this now?
#1704 [21:19] <xion2_> cause im ****
#1705 [21:19] <xion2_> ed
#1706 [21:19] <xion2_> lol
#1707 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - Uninstall java completely from your system, and reinstall it fresh
#1708 [21:21] <xion2_> well, you mean delete the folder java?
#1709 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> No. Uninstall
#1710 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> start -> control panwl -> Programs -> Add/remove
#1711 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> find it, click uninstall
#1712 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> then go to the link above, download the 1.6 installer, and you're good to go (:
#1713 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> if the uninstaller doesn't work..
#1714 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/javara
#1715 [21:22] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1716 [21:22] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#1719 [21:25] <xion2_> and how do you do this?
#1720 [21:26] <xion2_> VoxelHead
#1721 [21:26] <xion2_> well... gtg
#1722 [21:26] <xion2_> c ya
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#1729 [21:40] <PYCHON> hey is there going to be a prerelease 5?
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#1731 [21:41] <shmoo> hey
#1732 [21:41] <PYCHON> hey is there going to be a prerelease 5?
#1733 [21:41] <shmoo> im havving a problem staring the minecraft game
#1734 [21:41] <shmoo> its constantly crashing when i log in
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#1737 [21:44] <shmoo> hello?
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#1740 [21:49] <PYCHON> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLO
#1741 [21:51] <mauC> hello
#1742 [21:52] <CrusaderDeleters> hi
#1743 [21:52] <TheNoodle> Hello mauC, how can we help you today?
#1744 [21:52] <mauC> :d
#1745 [21:52] <VoxelHead> =)
#1746 [21:52] <TheNoodle> :P
#1747 [21:52] <CrusaderDeleters> pychon, we don't know XD
#1748 [21:52] <CrusaderDeleters> shmoo, you here/
#1749 [21:52] <TheNoodle> PyChon?
#1750 [21:57] <CrusaderDeleters> shmoo? :o
#1751 [21:57] <mauC> "shmoo!Mibbit@ool-43525ff4.dyn.optonline.net left the room. (Quit: http:/​/​www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)"
#1752 [22:03] <CrusaderDeleters> I didnt get that message. :L
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#1757 [22:17] <ShadowKnight07> can someone help me on the minecraft.net classic server
#1758 [22:17] <ShadowKnight07> how do i add like flat lands, ranks, color chat?
#1759 [22:18] <lemon-rev> ShadowKnight07 i know in beta if you use mcedit yu can do stuff but not sure about classic
#1760 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> you need a different server client.
#1761 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> I perfer MCForge for building.
#1762 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> it's simple to set up.
#1763 [22:18] <ShadowKnight07> like i have the server made like OpticCraft like that kind of server
#1764 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> NEver heard of it.
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#1766 [22:19] <ShadowKnight07> well like go to minecraft.net and go to like multiplayer
#1767 [22:19] <CrusaderDeleters> portforward.com
#1768 [22:19] <CrusaderDeleters> you havent forwarded your port, right?
#1769 [22:19] <ShadowKnight07> ? i have it set up already like join
#1770 [22:19] <ShadowKnight07> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/11cae20a10e825a4d13f5ff0fa0387bb
#1771 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Yeah, I cannot join.
#1772 [22:20] <ShadowKnight07> why?
#1773 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> you do needa forward your port, that's one of your problems
#1774 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> so then your other problem is adding in ranks and all that stuffz?
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#1776 [22:20] <ShadowKnight07> ?? i have it? i already port forward it
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#1778 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> I cannot join :o
#1779 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> welll, on a different note
#1780 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> the problems are like with ranks and that kinda stuff?
#1781 [22:21] <ShadowKnight07> ok then let me try port forwarding then? how do i do it
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#1784 [22:21] <ShadowKnight07> yeah like i wanna add those stuff
#1785 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> portforward.com. it helps you out.
#1786 [22:21] <guest-573995-60406> hi im having some major trouble with mods -___- anyone here care to help. its becoming a pain
#1787 [22:21] <guest-94573-30649> any pros on here about servers and internet related problems?
#1788 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> go to the opticcraft forums and look around :)
#1789 [22:22] <schnozzle> it says my pixels arent accelorated...and it wont let me start the game. what do i do?
#1790 [22:22] <ShadowKnight07> what do i do in portfoward
#1791 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> damn, 4 people at once
#1792 [22:22] <octorox> i can wait
#1793 [22:22] <octorox> :3
#1794 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> shadow, read around, Currently I cannot help-
#1795 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> craap
#1796 [22:22] <schnozzle> you can do it crusader
#1797 [22:22] <VoxelHead> "craaaaap"
#1798 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> Currently I cannot help you as much
#1799 [22:22] <ShadowKnight07> team viewer?
#1800 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> vox, help? :)
#1801 [22:22] <guest-573995-60406> as can i crusader
#1802 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Xhchnozz, you need to update your vid driver
#1803 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> good it
#1804 [22:23] <guest-573995-60406> ill wait till you have finished with everyone else :D
#1805 [22:23] <schnozzle> how do i do that?
#1806 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> guest-573995-60406, Goto #risucraft or #mcp-modding for help on mods
#1807 [22:23] <ShadowKnight07> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/11cae20a10e825a4d13f5ff0fa0387bb
#1808 [22:23] <ShadowKnight07> can anyone join it?
#1809 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> schnozzle: Google it*
#1810 [22:23] <guest-573995-60406> ok thanks
#1811 [22:23] <schnozzle> ok
#1812 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> and then about guest-94573-30649:
#1813 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Whats the prob?
#1814 [22:24] <guest-573995-60406> #mcp-modding
#1815 [22:24] <guest-573995-60406> fuck i forgot join
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#1817 [22:24] <ShadowKnight07> does simple portfoward work
#1818 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> Okay, I guess I'll help someone else.
#1819 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> schnozzle
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#1821 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> shadow: http://portforward.com/, look for your router within the list below, and follow the instructions, k?
#1822 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> :P)
#1823 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> schnozzle, you here?
#1824 [22:25] <ShadowKnight07> crusader do you have team viewer?
#1825 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> lemme check
#1826 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> yep
#1827 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> And I need to know what kind of modem you actually had XD
#1828 [22:26] <ShadowKnight07> ok can you use it on me to see if you can help and its a Cisco Linkseys
#1829 [22:26] <PYCHON> 8===================================D <======= your penis xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#1830 [22:27] <octorox> I just wondering someone can walk through with me what i need to have and not have, network wise.
#1831 [22:27] <octorox> having major problems connection to servers.
#1832 [22:27] <PYCHON> would 4 gig of ram be enough to ran a minecraft 4
#1833 [22:28] <PYCHON> *server
#1834 [22:28] <PYCHON> *run
#1835 [22:28] <ShadowKnight07> could you help me on mine?
#1836 [22:28] <ShadowKnight07> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/11cae20a10e825a4d13f5ff0fa0387bb
#1837 [22:28] <octorox> lets rephrase. Having major problems connecting to servers.
#1838 [22:28] <ShadowKnight07> try joining it
#1839 [22:28] <ShadowKnight07> ugh
#1840 [22:29] <ShadowKnight07> PYSHCON can you try to join
#1841 [22:29] <PYCHON> whos that
#1842 [22:29] <schnozzle> yes
#1843 [22:29] <ShadowKnight07> i mean PYCHON**
#1844 [22:29] <octorox> I failed to connect "its probably down"
#1845 [22:29] <schnozzle> im here
#1846 [22:29] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!
#1847 [22:30] <ShadowKnight07> try again
#1848 [22:30] <schnozzle> nice and firm
#1849 [22:30] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh dang.
#1850 [22:30] <schnozzle> says i have to get a driver finder and pay 29.95
#1851 [22:30] <schnozzle> im not gonna do it
#1852 [22:30] <CrusaderDeleters> Wot? :o
#1853 [22:30] <ShadowKnight07> what??
#1854 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> You don't need a damn driver finder
#1855 [22:31] <octorox> Same thing, ShadowKnight
#1856 [22:31] <schnozzle> im not gonna do itmy son wants to [play
#1857 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> goto mycomputer
#1858 [22:31] <ShadowKnight07> ugh its the port foward then i need dang help
#1859 [22:31] <ShadowKnight07> then?
#1860 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> erm wait
#1861 [22:31] <schnozzle> ok go to my computer
#1862 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> *talking to schnozzle(
#1863 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> *
#1864 [22:31] <octorox> Shadow, what kind of router to you have?
#1865 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> goto desktop
#1866 [22:31] <schnozzle> uh huh
#1867 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> right click comp, open props
#1868 [22:32] <schnozzle> ok
#1869 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> xp, right?
#1870 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Well, anyways, click the hardware tab
#1871 [22:32] <ShadowKnight07> Cisco Linksys WRT54G V8
#1872 [22:32] <schnozzle> vista
#1873 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> then device manager
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#1875 [22:33] <CrusaderDeleters> lol. Idk if that's how it goes for vista
#1876 [22:33] <schnozzle> well i can always try it
#1877 [22:33] <CrusaderDeleters> "To access Device Manager, go to Start start menu | Control Panel | System and Maintenance | System | Device Manager (Device Manager is located under "Tasks" in the left hand column of the "System" menu). A list of hardware will display like the one shown below."
#1878 [22:34] <schnozzle> maybe its the same
#1879 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> That's how to get there
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#1881 [22:34] <schnozzle> ok
#1882 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> then within the display adapters area, you should see your graphics card
#1883 [22:34] <ShadowKnight07> it says invalid ip adress when i port foward it ;O
#1884 [22:34] <ShadowKnight07> what do i do!!!
#1885 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> get a static IP
#1886 [22:35] <CrusaderDeleters> they have a program that actually does it for you'
#1887 [22:35] <ShadowKnight07> who and how
#1888 [22:35] <CrusaderDeleters> who: Portforward.com
#1889 [22:35] <CrusaderDeleters> how: just click and run
#1890 [22:35] <octorox> did you look at this guide? http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Linksys/WRT54G/Minecraft_Server.htm
#1891 [22:35] <ShadowKnight07> no like me?
#1892 [22:36] <ShadowKnight07> TY
#1893 [22:36] <schnozzle> thanx crusader
#1894 [22:36] <VoxelHead> thanx crusader... thusader
#1895 [22:36] <ShadowKnight07> thanks man
#1896 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> np, schnozzle
#1897 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> np, shadow
#1898 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> o hwait
#1899 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1900 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> why you thanking me, voxel? XP
#1901 [22:36] <octorox> is it my turn, crusader? :3c
#1902 [22:36] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#1903 [22:36] <octorox> Yay!
#1904 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> well, gotta log
#1905 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> yall get all the praise you guys want :#
#1906 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> :3
#1907 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> Auf Wiedersehen, Tschus, and Goodbye.
#1908 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> oh, see ya later.
#1909 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> there were 4 ppl :3
#1910 [22:37] <octorox> What!? ;_;
#1911 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Auf wiedersehen: german for cya. Tschus: german for bye.
#1912 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> :3
#1913 [22:38] <octorox> i got that, but are you leaving?
#1914 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#1915 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> <22:36:48> <CrusaderDeleters> well, gotta log
#1916 [22:38] <ShadowKnight07> octorox ty i
#1917 [22:38] <octorox> even when i was waiting for help?
#1918 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> :O
#1919 [22:38] <VoxelHead> wtf
#1920 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> oh, I thought you were helping
#1921 [22:38] <CrusaderDeleters> whats yo prob? :3
#1922 [22:39] <CrusaderDeleters> quick, plox, I gotta eat :<
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#1924 [22:39] <octorox> can't connect to servers. get constant end of stream. had servers tell me the health was great, but minecraft doesn't bother connecting and send me back to main menu.
#1925 [22:40] <ShadowKnight07> im eating to
#1926 [22:40] <octorox> I'm running vanilla client, freshly downloaded today.
#1927 [22:40] <octorox> as well as java.
#1928 [22:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Ahh man. You remind me of the days my computer was trying to crap on me. Before I reformatted my computer, it never connected.
#1929 [22:40] <octorox> i was able to connect three days ago, thats the thing
#1930 [22:40] <CrusaderDeleters> That's the only fix that I know of, is reformat. Try to see if there are any other fixes first, though. Don't want you to waste time.
#1931 [22:41] <CrusaderDeleters> Still, that also happened to me.
#1932 [22:41] <octorox> people on the forums are ruthless
#1933 [22:41] <octorox> why i came here.
#1934 [22:41] <octorox> i don't want to reformat again. i just did two weeks ago.
#1935 [22:41] <CrusaderDeleters> I could connect, then it just stopped. But no really, don't reformat yet. Unless you went through a lot more help, then don't reformat :3
#1936 [22:41] <octorox> ;_;
#1937 [22:41] <CrusaderDeleters> Q_Q
#1938 [22:41] <CrusaderDeleters> saddens us, don't it?
#1939 [22:42] <octorox> i feel like crying.
#1940 [22:42] <octorox> no joke
#1941 [22:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Ppl on forums can be ruthless.
#1942 [22:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Try to ask around a bit more.
#1943 [22:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Voxelhead? Can you handle this dude's problem more than what I know about it? :o
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#1945 [22:42] <butkicker12> Anyone know I good program to convert a .pdf to a .txt or word?
#1946 [22:42] <octorox> acrobat
#1947 [22:43] <CrusaderDeleters> also, but, that aint anything to do with mc. Bye all :3
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#1949 [22:44] <schnozzle> doesnt have a device card listed in there
#1950 [22:47] <schnozzle> i will try to search for it in systems
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#1952 [22:57] <ShadowKnight07> i still need help
#1953 [22:58] <ShadowKnight07> pychon
#1954 [22:58] <ShadowKnight07> my thing to port forward still says invalid ip?
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#1957 [23:20] <marino9> anyone here?
#1958 [23:20] <PYCHON> No
#1959 [23:21] <marino9> my single player world broke and i can't play it anymore :(
#1960 [23:23] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go =(
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#1965 [23:27] <mib_g3e1np> i need help
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#1967 [23:28] <CREEPER> hi
#1968 [23:29] <mib_g3e1np> when i play the game it lags a lot i was wanting to know how i could speed it up
#1969 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> Turn down video settings in the client
#1970 [23:30] <mib_g3e1np> what video settings
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#1972 [23:30] <CREEPER> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/11cae20a10e825a4d13f5ff0fa0387bb
#1973 [23:30] <CREEPER> can people see if this work
#1974 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_g3e1np - Press esc in the game, go to options -> video settings
#1975 [23:31] <CREEPER> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/11cae20a10e825a4d13f5ff0fa0387bb
#1976 [23:32] <CREEPER> can you guys check if it workds
#1977 [23:32] <CREEPER> works
#1978 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> It works
#1979 [23:34] <CREEPER> hey do you know how to add stuff like members, builders, creaters, flatlands n the server
#1980 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> Can only do that if you have a modded classic server
#1981 [23:34] <CREEPER> how do you do that? i really want that
#1982 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> See http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Custom_servers
#1983 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you're looking at the Classic section
#1984 [23:36] <CREEPER> do you know were to download it?
#1985 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> There's a dozen different flavors of custom server software for classic. Pick one
#1986 [23:37] <CREEPER> do you know the server awesome+protected xander ortiz?
#1987 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> No. I haven't dealt with classic servers in about a year
#1988 [23:37] <CREEPER> oh well in that server i want to get stuff like that one it is cool
#1989 [23:39] <CREEPER> check it out its like they have members, builders, engineers, creaters, and they have different world, different chat colors and they have like lava and water D:
#1990 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> I know what you're talking about. There's been custom classic servers with those features for a while
#1991 [23:40] * GreyVulpine would rather play on his paid-for, premium beta copy
#1991 [23:40] <CREEPER> i want one like that! do you know how
#1992 [23:40] <CREEPER> and i have the paid one 2
#1993 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> All you gotta do, is download and set up a custom server, just like how you set up your current server.
#1994 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> Only with a modified servers software
#1995 [23:41] <CREEPER> awww :'( i dont know what that is....
#1996 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> Alright. Go here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Custom_servers#Classic
#1997 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> DO you see the list of custom server software listed there? fcraft? icraft? mcsharp?
#1998 [23:42] <CREEPER> yeah
#1999 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> Pick one. Go to their page. It'll offer a download for their server there
#2000 [23:42] <CREEPER> which one is good?
#2001 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> They're all good
#2002 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> All depends on what you want to set up
#2003 [23:42] <CREEPER> which one would you recommend
#2004 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Scroll down a bit more on that page, you'll see a feature comparison
#2005 [23:44] <CREEPER> is one with all yes good
#2006 [23:44] <CREEPER> what is block tracking?
#2007 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> Back when I kinda cared about classic, I'd help set up a couple dozen mclawl servers for people
#2008 [23:44] <CREEPER> oh ok then
#2009 [23:44] <CREEPER> wait McLawl isnt available :o
#2010 [23:45] <PYCHON> classic is pointless why does he not just get rid of it
#2011 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> It's free. People still are cheap, and don't want to pay for minecraft?
#2012 [23:45] <CREEPER> its fun though
#2013 [23:45] <PYCHON> why don't they want too
#2014 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Block tracking = every block that's placed and destroyed is tracked, so you can undo/redo changes
#2015 [23:45] <CREEPER> is McForge good?
#2016 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Helps in cases of griefing
#2017 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> They're all good.
#2018 [23:46] <CREEPER> yes im getting that one
#2019 [23:46] <PYCHON> ill just use worldedit for that
#2020 [23:46] <CREEPER> but how do you add world edit ;p
#2021 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> worldedit doesn't exist in classic
#2022 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> It's a beta only plugin/mod
#2023 [23:46] <CREEPER> exactly
#2024 [23:46] <PYCHON> yeah classic sucks
#2025 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> To each their own
#2026 [23:47] <PYCHON> hey when was the first indev update
#2027 [23:47] <PYCHON> and what was added
#2028 [23:47] <CREEPER> ok so i download one now how do i put it on the server like the one you went into?
#2029 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> You'd have to look back a couple years for that
#2030 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> CREEPER - How did you set up your current server?
#2031 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> Download software, run it
#2032 [23:47] <PYCHON> and what was the first ore added?
#2033 [23:48] <CREEPER> no like will i have to do evrythng again? port foward and all that'
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#2035 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> No
#2036 [23:48] <CREEPER> so
#2037 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> Pick a custom server, download it, run it. You should be good to go
#2038 [23:48] <CREEPER> yay thats good
#2039 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> It'll already run on Port 25565, so no more port forwarding needed
#2040 [23:48] <CREEPER> and easy!!
#2041 [23:49] <GreyVulpine> (provided the custom server doesn't need Mysql, or any other software)
#2042 [23:50] <CREEPER> i dont get it because i dont know what to do?
#2043 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> You said you were looking at mcforge?
#2044 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Go to MCforge's website, download page is here: http://www.mcforge.net/downloads/1
#2045 [23:50] <CREEPER> this one has MySql.Data.dll and you are correct
#2046 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Download the latest version. Run it
#2047 [23:51] <CREEPER> no i already downloaded it
#2048 [23:51] <CREEPER> but what do i run...
#2049 [23:51] <CREEPER> team viewer?
#2050 [23:52] <Wug> poor auth servers :(
#2051 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> teamviewer?
#2052 [23:52] <Wug> logging in from browser, I'm seeing either a correct response, too many failed logins, or bad login, in no particular arrangement :/
#2053 [23:52] <CREEPER> do you have that?
#2054 [23:52] <Wug> CREEPER: we all do
#2055 [23:52] <CREEPER> exatcly
#2056 [23:53] <CREEPER> i need help because i dont know how to put it into my server
#2057 [23:53] <Wug> its out preferred method of troubleshooting
#2058 [23:53] <Wug> if its a windows server, I'd use remote desktop instead
#2059 [23:53] <Wug> its much more secure
#2060 [23:53] <CREEPER> no its for a modded classic server
#2061 [23:54] <Wug> wait, you need help because you dont know how to put WHAT in your server?
#2062 [23:54] <Wug> teamviewer or the minecraft server
#2063 [23:54] <Wug> you confuzzled me
#2064 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> He wants to run a modded classic server, but doesn't know how he did his vanilla classic server
#2065 [23:54] <CREEPER> like the modded classic server
#2066 [23:55] <Wug> if it runs on the same ports cant you just stop running the old one and start the new onw
#2067 [23:55] <GreyVulpine> He downloaded MCforge (derivative of MClawl), which needs MySQL installed alongsides it
#2068 [23:55] <Wug> one*
#2069 [23:55] <CREEPER> so im going to download another one which one though D:
#2070 [23:55] <GreyVulpine> If I remember correctly, you'll need to port forward 25565, and whatever port MySQL uses, (5000-ish)?
#2071 [23:56] <CREEPER> nah it was 2 complicated im going to get a new one
#2072 [23:56] <Wug> you wont need to forward the mysql one if the sql server is local
#2073 [23:56] <Wug> I think
#2074 [23:57] <CREEPER> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Custom_servers#Classic
#2075 [23:57] <CREEPER> choose one for me please
#2076 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> I remember setting up a ton of MClawl/mczall servers a year ago, needed two ports opened
#2077 [23:58] <CREEPER> so can you choose one for me?