#1 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> ??< mcedit
#2 [00:00] <Inzane> my minecraft says i dont have enough memory minnimum how do i fix it
#3 [00:00] <zkxs> Inzane, how much RAM do you have?
#4 [00:00] <Pickles> How?
#5 [00:00] <zkxs> Pickles, your computer came with an install cd and a product key. if you find those you can reinstall
#6 [00:00] <Inzane> how d i chck it zkxs
#7 [00:01] <|Kiikun|> Pickles: OS Reinstall is usually a long drawn out process... :P
#8 [00:01] <zkxs> Inzane, Windows?
#9 [00:01] <|Kiikun|> Pickles: alos means your deleting EVERYTHING currently on the drive.
#10 [00:01] <zkxs> including 4 yrs of accumulated viruses i suspect you are harboring...
#11 [00:02] <Inzane> zkxs, windows what does that mean
#12 [00:02] <Pickles> ew
#13 [00:02] <Pickles> well I ran something
#14 [00:02] <zkxs> Inzane, what operating system do you have?
#15 [00:02] <Pickles> said I hd over 500 problems. :3
#16 [00:02] <zkxs> skippydippy, how old is your computer?
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#18 [00:03] <|Kiikun|> Pickles: what is this 'something'. there are alot of 'somethings'. and some of those 'somethings' are actually viruses that claim lots of problems that dont exist
#19 [00:03] <skippydippy> not too old
#20 [00:03] <Inzane> zkxs
#21 [00:03] <zkxs> skippydippy, it isn't a netbook, is it?
#22 [00:03] <zkxs> Inzane, what.
#23 [00:03] <skippydippy> no
#24 [00:03] <skippydippy> x58cseries asus
#25 [00:05] <zkxs> skippydippy, have you tried turning down the video settings in minecraft?
#26 [00:06] <Pickles> zkxs: I forgot.it was recommended by someone else when I tried to fix Minecraft.
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#28 [00:06] <skippydippy> wat kind of settings should i run ? would you happen to know ?
#29 [00:06] <Inzane> zkxs, i dont know what you mean by operating system
#30 [00:07] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Copland OS Enterprise, or LCARS?
#31 [00:07] <zkxs> skippydippy, for starters, change Fancy to Fast, change Render distance to Tiny
#32 [00:07] <skippydippy> ok done
#33 [00:07] <zkxs> skippydippy, also, turn off smooth lighting
#34 [00:08] <skippydippy> yus
#35 [00:08] <Inzane> windows xp
#36 [00:08] <|Kiikun|> adv opengl on or off might help.
#37 [00:08] <zkxs> and turn off view bobbing and turn performance to power saver
#38 [00:08] <skippydippy> okies all done
#39 [00:08] <Inzane> zkxs, windows xp
#40 [00:08] <skippydippy> now game will have less lag?
#41 [00:08] <zkxs> skippydippy, try it out, does it still lag?
#42 [00:09] <skippydippy> well im kinda afraid to press start it crashed my com last time
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#44 [00:09] <|Kiikun|> ??> Inzane win/dxdiag
#45 [00:09] <VoxelHead> Inzane: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#46 [00:09] <VoxelHead> Inzane: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#47 [00:09] <skippydippy> let me try ... i will be back if i have to restart thank you for the help so far
#48 [00:10] <zkxs> skippydippy, if you want to try everything you can also update java and your video drivers.
#49 [00:11] <zkxs> Pickles, I would look into AVG free if I were you
#50 [00:11] * |Kiikun| likes Avast
#50 [00:11] <|Kiikun|> and malwarebytes antimalware as a secondary layer :P
#51 [00:11] <|Kiikun|> and sandboxie for 'questionable content' :P
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#53 [00:15] <zkxs> hmm, that's not looking good ^ :P
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#55 [00:15] <Pickles> zkxs: I'm not gonna pay $40 for it.
#56 [00:15] <zkxs> Pickles, what?
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#59 [00:16] <zkxs> Pickles, you own minecraft. It is yours forever. Buying it again won't make it work.
#60 [00:16] <Inzane> zkxs, http://pastebin.com/m5yXx9cg
#61 [00:16] <Pickles> sais I gotta pay $40 for AVG
#62 [00:16] <CosmicVoyager> Hello. Where can I find Minecraft errorlog please?
#63 [00:16] <zkxs> Pickles, big green button: http://download.cnet.com/AVG-Anti-Virus-Free-Edition-2012/3000-2239_4-10320142.html?part=dl-avg_free_us&subj=dl&tag=button
#64 [00:17] <fuogo> Hi, I recently bought the game, I installed the Yogbox mod, and I can't play online, is there a reason for that?
#65 [00:17] <zkxs> fuogo, probably the mod screwing with things
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#67 [00:18] <zkxs> CosmicVoyager, do you use the launcher or the browser applet?
#68 [00:18] <fuogo> How do I get rid of it?
#69 [00:18] <zkxs> ??> fuogo win/reinst
#70 [00:18] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#71 [00:18] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#72 [00:18] <CosmicVoyager> launcher
#73 [00:18] <BloodBlight> So, what do you do if the reset password function doesn't work? Is there anyone we can contact? I still have my original conf letter, but it looks like the forum has changed hands.
#74 [00:19] <fuogo> the browser
#75 [00:19] <BloodBlight> This is for the forum
#76 [00:19] <zkxs> CosmicVoyager, you could check %appdata%\.minecraft for HS_ERR files
#77 [00:19] <Inzane> zkxs, i understand that you are the master and thats why every one asks you for help, no kidding man youre awesome, but i need your help man
#78 [00:20] <fuogo> VoxelHead, how will that help me in the browser?
#79 [00:20] <zkxs> i'm not the master, the men with the @'s are the masters here
#80 [00:20] <zkxs> ??> fuogo only/you
#81 [00:20] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#82 [00:20] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#83 [00:20] <Inzane> then why dont you have an @
#84 [00:20] <CosmicVoyager> zkxs where is that? i am on a mac.
#85 [00:20] <Pickles> zkxs: Basic protection or full protection?
#86 [00:21] <zkxs> CosmicVoyager, ooh, sorry, i assumed windows
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#88 [00:21] <zkxs> Pickles, idk, if full is free too go with it
#89 [00:21] <Inzane> zkxs, you should have an @
#90 [00:21] <|Kiikun|> the real master guru here is GreyVulpine :P
#91 [00:21] <skippydippy> well that crashed again
#92 [00:21] <fuogo> Which is what i did, i responded to what you said to me VoxelHead
#93 [00:21] <zkxs> @'s are for people who are always here
#94 [00:21] <skippydippy> i will try update jave now
#95 [00:21] <|Kiikun|> wug is the wizard :D... wugzard!
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#97 [00:21] <CosmicVoyager> right before minecraftt crashes, i see breifly see an error report. is isaved somewhere?
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#99 [00:22] <|Kiikun|> op is for people trusted not to abuse it :P
#100 [00:22] <zkxs> fuogo, oh, i'm sorry. there are around 3 or 4 people i'm helping, i got confused
#101 [00:22] <Inzane> zkxs, http://pastebin.com/m5yXx9cg
#102 [00:22] <SinZ> anyone got a 1.9pre4+ server I can test query with (that has players on it)
#103 [00:22] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: and your computer only has 500mb.... minecratf can use up to a gig...
#104 [00:23] <zkxs> Inzane, you don't have enough RAM, and there is no way around that
#105 [00:23] <fuogo> I thought I was talking to Vocelhead
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#107 [00:23] <SinZ> VoxelHead is a bot
#108 [00:23] <fuogo> sorry VoxelHead
#109 [00:23] <|Kiikun|> ??> SinZ bot
#110 [00:23] <VoxelHead> SinZ: (bot) I just type quickly.
#111 [00:23] <|Kiikun|> :P
#112 [00:23] <zkxs> fuogo, what don't you get about vox's reinstall instructions?
#113 [00:23] <BloodBlight> Can anyone here help with access to the forums? :/
#114 [00:24] <Inzane> [kiikun], is it just easier to get a new laptop
#115 [00:24] <CosmicVoyager> Anyone know where Minecraft error reports are on Mac?
#116 [00:24] <fuogo> Zkxs: I don't get how that will help my playimg online, In Google Crome
#117 [00:24] <zkxs> CosmicVoyager, if you start the launcher from a console, it will output errors to it
#118 [00:24] <zkxs> fuogo, it will uninstall the mod
#119 [00:25] <fuogo> *Chrome
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#121 [00:25] <zkxs> i believe the mod is the probelm
#122 [00:25] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: it can be... especially since thats sorta old. minecratf wont run really well on it even if you add more ram
#123 [00:25] <CosmicVoyager> zkxs i am launching with a file
#124 [00:25] <fuogo> Duh, sometimes i can be so stupid
#125 [00:25] <fuogo> Thank you
#126 [00:26] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, it doesnt have yo not lag as long as i can run it for more than 30 sec
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#130 [00:27] <zkxs> skippydippy, i assume your disconnect means that you crashed again?
#131 [00:27] <skippydippy> yes :/
#132 [00:27] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, were can i get more ram for free
#133 [00:27] <SinZ> `mcquery sinz.uk.to 25565
#134 [00:27] <SinZBot> Server: : running on
#135 [00:27] <skippydippy> i updated java now
#136 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: your local recyclign center?
#137 [00:28] <zkxs> skippydippy, did that change anything? you can also try updating your video drivers.
#138 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> doube youll find the RIGHT ram for your laptop.
#139 [00:28] <skippydippy> wat were you saying about video drivers? would the java update so it being so laggy and crashing when i open inventory?
#140 [00:28] <skippydippy> java stop* lag
#141 [00:29] <skippydippy> how would i go about about updating video driver?
#142 [00:29] <BloodBlight> lame.
#143 [00:29] <BloodBlight> lame.
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#145 [00:29] <zkxs> ??> skippydippy win/dxdiag
#146 [00:29] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#147 [00:29] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#148 [00:29] <skippydippy> wut
#149 [00:29] <Inzane> whts double |Kiikun
#150 [00:29] <fuogo> But I have that Millarane village thingy installed, and I want that
#151 [00:30] <zkxs> skippydippy, if you do that we can find a link for you to update the video drivers
#152 [00:30] <zkxs> fuogo, try the launcher instead of the browser applet
#153 [00:31] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, whats double
#154 [00:31] <fuogo> I can play with the launcher, I want to play online!
#155 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: doubt
#156 [00:31] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, whats doubt
#157 [00:31] <Inzane> is it a site
#158 [00:31] <skippydippy> ok gimme a min
#159 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: sory. i typo when i dont pay attention :P *is messing in mcedit to create a testing world*
#160 [00:32] <zkxs> fuogo, if online doesn't work in the launcher, it sounds like the mod is making problems, so i recommend uninstalling it.
#161 [00:32] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, hunh lol no prob
#162 [00:32] <zkxs> !dictionary doubt
#163 [00:32] <fuogo> But how will I keep the villages
#164 [00:32] <zkxs> -.-
#165 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/doubt
#166 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> :P
#167 [00:33] <zkxs> KiikunBot to the rescue
#168 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> lol
#169 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> zkxs: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Playstation 3, or S.H.O.D.A.N.?
#170 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> :P
#171 [00:33] <zkxs> lol, ps3? I use ubuntu
#172 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> the last two are from a jokeos file
#173 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> always random :D
#174 [00:34] <zkxs> although, you can get on IRC from TIOS
#175 [00:34] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, oh i get it now lol i thought you were telling me a website were you serious about the hole recycling plant thing kinda slow today though so...
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#177 [00:34] <skippydippy> zkxs can i pm you this link ?
#178 [00:35] <Inzane> zkxs, to get ram?
#179 [00:35] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: you cant get computer parts for free except from a recycling center and if your really lucky to find a comp with the right part before they well... recycle it.
#180 [00:35] <zkxs> skippydippy, it doesn't contain anything sensitive, please post it in this channel
#181 [00:35] <zkxs> that way others can learn from it
#182 [00:35] <skippydippy> http://pastebin.com/DiH4ChWP
#183 [00:35] <Jaqs> Hey, I note that you can't help with account issues directly but you might know -- does Mojang recover account info if you've lost it but have the original transaction info?
#184 [00:36] <zkxs> skippydippy, what OS do you run, and is it 32/64 bit?
#185 [00:37] <skippydippy> says on the link xp 32bit
#186 [00:37] <skippydippy> down the bottom :/
#187 [00:37] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, wht would the part be called
#188 [00:39] <zkxs> skippydippy, I found this driver: http://download.cnet.com/SiS-VGA-driver-3-78-00-zip/3000-2108_4-164001.html
#189 [00:39] <skippydippy> will anything i do stop it laggin and crashing when i open my inventory .. i mean opening an inventory on a game i spent 15 bucks on crashing my comp . i mean that cant be common right
#190 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Jaqs - YEs
#191 [00:40] <skippydippy> wat will this driver do ?
#192 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Jaqs - Send an email to daniel@mojang.com with your info, he'll take care of you.
#193 [00:40] <Jaqs> GreyVulpine: any idea on how long it takes for them to get back to you? I've been waiting since Oct 6....
#194 [00:40] <Jaqs> Oh, awesome!
#195 [00:41] <zkxs> skippydippy, http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch000546.htm#12
#196 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: *looks on newegg... but isnt sure if you need ddr 533 or 667...
#197 [00:41] * GreyVulpine blehs and just finished MW3
#197 [00:41] <Jaqs> Thanks, GreyVulpine
#198 [00:41] * GreyVulpine nods
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#199 [00:42] <|Kiikun|> Inzane: this is what you woudl need http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231116
#200 [00:42] <Richy> ....
#201 [00:42] <skippydippy> oh ok so once this downloads i just open in winrar and then ? it will run ?
#202 [00:42] * |Kiikun| doesnt hink 25 bucks for 2gigs of ram is all that bad :P
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#203 [00:43] <Vin_> you could do twice as good
#204 [00:43] <skippydippy> really hope this sorts the issue :/ ty for the help zkxs
#205 [00:43] <Richy> hello
#206 [00:43] <Vin_> 50 for 8 gigs
#207 [00:43] <|Kiikun|> Richy: hi. elipses dont count as explinations of problems :P
#208 [00:43] <Richy> elipses?
#209 [00:43] <zkxs> skippydippy, I hope it works too. I ought to go now, but I am sure someone else here can pick up where I left off.
#210 [00:43] <skippydippy> thank you
#211 [00:44] <Richy> skippydippy u doin a mod?
#212 [00:44] <skippydippy> no sir just trying to get the game to work for my kid without it crashing when the inventory is opened
#213 [00:44] <zkxs> Richy, ellipsis = ...
#214 [00:44] <Richy> just nrmal game with no mods?
#215 [00:44] <Richy> oh sorry zkxs
#216 [00:45] <|Kiikun|> :P
#217 [00:46] <Inzane> |Kiikun|, thanx man ill get right on that thanx again
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#219 [00:46] <skippydippy> yes
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#221 [00:46] <Richy> hmm, it shouldnt be doin that..
#222 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Do you get any error reports when it crashes?
#223 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> Any files named hs_err_pid### generated where the launcher is skippydippy?
#224 [00:48] <skippydippy> i dont know
#225 [00:48] <skippydippy> where would i see it
#226 [00:48] <skippydippy> i do get error report when i restart comp
#227 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - What operating system are you on?
#228 [00:48] <skippydippy> xp
#229 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Where do you have minecraft.exe downloaded to?
#230 [00:49] <Richy> has minecraft 1.9 prerelease 6 come out?
#231 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Yes
#232 [00:49] <CosmicVoyager> If there are error reports on the Mac. I can't find them.
#233 [00:49] <skippydippy> hmm i dont know
#234 [00:49] <skippydippy> my desktop i supose i click the block to launch
#235 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Alright then. Are there any files named hs_err_pid on the desktop?
#236 [00:50] <skippydippy> do you know how or where i could find them ?
#237 [00:50] <Richy> skippydippy have u tried getting a fresh .minecraft?
#238 [00:50] <GreyVulpine> It would be on the desktop as well, if you have the block there
#239 [00:51] <CosmicVoyager> Anyone know where to find Minecraft error reports on the Mac please?
#240 [00:51] <|Kiikun|> ~.~ pr6 already!?
#241 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Error reports generate whereever you have the launcher
#242 [00:51] * |Kiikun| wants a proper release!!!
#242 [00:52] <Richy> wat?
#243 [00:52] <CosmicVoyager> GreyVulpine the muacher is in the Applications folder and none there.
#244 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Then none generated CosmicVoyager.
#245 [00:52] <CosmicVoyager> I saw an error report right before crash.
#246 [00:52] <Richy> so mine is saved in ma folder in my documents and i have one on my task bar, where would my error report be?
#247 [00:53] <skippydippy> i see nothing saying hs err pid on my desktop
#248 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Could you launch minecraft using your terminal then, any errors would pop up in there as well
#249 [00:53] <Richy> WOW, thats a lota error reports
#250 [00:53] <CosmicVoyager> i dont know ho.
#251 [00:53] <Richy> cool
#252 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - You said minecraft.app was in your applications folder?
#253 [00:54] <CosmicVoyager> yes
#254 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Go to your finder, type in "terminal" without quotes to launch the terminal
#255 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> Click and drag the minecraft.app from your applications folder over to the terminal window, then enter to launch
#256 [00:54] <Richy> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#257 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - How exactly does it crash?
#258 [00:54] <Richy> is that bad?
#259 [00:55] <skippydippy> i updated my video driver updated java .. changed settings. now i must restart computer one last time and retry launching ... wish me luck guys and thank you for the help . if this doesnt work im pretty stumped
#260 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Please copy the contents of it to www.pastebin.com and submit it, then copy the address in your browser here, so that we may read it
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#263 [00:55] <skippydippy> well grey .. i started it and was supper laggy couldnt even hit a cow .. then i try opening inventory and the whole game froze ... but it was my entire computer
#264 [00:55] <Richy> ok i get the first part but the adress to my browser?
#265 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Once you hit the submit button, your browser should've taken you to a new page address. Look at your browser's address bar for the new address.
#266 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Copy that here.
#267 [00:56] <CosmicVoyager> Is says "-bash: /Applications/Minecraft.app: is a directory"
#268 [00:56] <Richy> ok
#269 [00:56] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/KCobMo
#270 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Type in: chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app
#271 [00:57] <Richy> it appeared in my text thingy where i type
#272 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Then try launching minecraft again
#273 [00:57] <Richy> btw thats one of em
#274 [00:57] <Richy> theres 5 of em
#275 [00:57] <CosmicVoyager> it still says -bash: /Applications/Minecraft.app: is a directory
#276 [00:57] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/MKPekg
#277 [00:58] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/T8Rujw
#278 [00:58] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/2o5IAl
#279 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Easy there..
#280 [00:59] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/uRHijH
#281 [00:59] <Richy> thats the last one
#282 [00:59] <Richy> i just found out about these so
#283 [00:59] <Richy> thats why theres so many
#284 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Seems like this is an old computer, windows XP sp2? 1 gig of RAM. Possible cause is that your system is running an intel video chipset, and you don't have enough RAM.
#285 [01:00] <Richy> i have 1 gb of ram
#286 [01:00] <Richy> im using a netbook
#287 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Intel chipsets share system memory. Minecraft itself, tries to reserve a gig of RAM.
#288 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Try open /Applications/Minecraft.app ?
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#290 [01:01] <Richy> sorry wrong button
#291 [01:02] <Richy> i missed everything after "it looks like ur on an old..."
#292 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Seems like this is an old computer, windows XP sp2? 1 gig of RAM. Possible cause is that your system is running an intel video chipset, and you don't have enough RAM.
#293 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Intel chipsets share system memory. Minecraft itself, tries to reserve a gig of RAM.
#294 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Richy - You may want to try running minecraft with reduced memory requirements. Do you know how to do that?
#295 [01:03] <Richy> no
#296 [01:03] <CosmicVoyager> GreyVulpine ok thats launched it
#297 [01:03] <Richy> and i am on a netbook with 1 gb of ram
#298 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> CosmicVoyager - Play until it crashes, once it does, the terminal should also give you the error report as well
#299 [01:03] <CosmicVoyager> GreyVulpine thx
#300 [01:03] <Richy> my average fps is 8
#301 [01:04] <Richy> but with optifine its become 13
#302 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Yeah, netbooks in general aren't suited for gaming.
#303 [01:04] <Richy> on a multiplayer surver with lots o mobs
#304 [01:04] <Richy> it does better than u think
#305 [01:05] <Richy> hmm, thers this sticker on it "intel atom inside"
#306 [01:05] * GreyVulpine nods
#306 [01:05] * Richy wonders why hes nodding
#306 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Low-powered CPU for netbooks. Saves power, but is suited for everyday tasks.. not gaming.
#307 [01:06] <Richy> ya its all i got
#308 [01:06] <Richy> been playin minecraft for a year on it and its worked pretty well
#309 [01:07] <CosmicVoyager> GreyVulpine you are on irc so much. when do you play?
#310 [01:07] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> he is alwase playing, and everything else alwase
#311 [01:08] <Richy> so how can i increase my performance with minimum changes to game quality
#312 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Not much you can do.
#313 [01:09] <Richy> hmm
#314 [01:09] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> if there was a way i'd have figgured it out after all my years on such old old ass pc's
#315 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> If you've already turned down the graphics settings in minecraft, as well as used optimine, there's no other options
#316 [01:10] <Richy> GreyVulpine Richy - You may want to try running minecraft with reduced memory requirements. Do you know how to do that
#317 [01:10] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, your minecraft is crashing because of how little RAM you have on that computer.
#318 [01:11] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> 1 gig i figgured would not play at all
#319 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> It does, just not well
#320 [01:11] <Richy> well how do i do wat u said, running minecraftwith reduced memory requirements?
#321 [01:11] <Richy> again, a lot better than ud think
#322 [01:12] <Richy> i am usually on 13 fps
#323 [01:12] <Richy> thats high right?
#324 [01:12] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> my lappy with 3 gigs of ram used to get around that or 6-7 much of the time lol, probly due to crappy intel integrated gfx
#325 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> You can usually see stutters below 30. my laptop can handle it at 50+.
#326 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> My desktop, I can get over 100 fps
#327 [01:13] <Richy> now i feel sad
#328 [01:13] <Richy> my highest is 30
#329 [01:13] <Richy> that was so cool
#330 [01:13] <Richy> for the second it lastend
#331 [01:13] <Richy> *lasted
#332 [01:14] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> no idea what my new pc's framerate for mc is but all i know is even outside with max gfx its as smooth as a razor's edge
#333 [01:14] <Richy> gfx?
#334 [01:14] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i forgot
#335 [01:14] <Richy> hmm
#336 [01:14] <Richy> welll i guess i should come up wid a nother question
#337 [01:15] <Richy> hmm
#338 [01:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> mc makes 70-73 fps
#339 [01:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> outside max gfx
#340 [01:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> that good?
#341 [01:16] <Richy> how do u make a mod/edit a class
#342 [01:16] <Richy> ur makin me jealous
#343 [01:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i know how you feel man
#344 [01:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> for sooo long i've known
#345 [01:18] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i guess to make a mod you'd need to know JAVA pretty well
#346 [01:18] <Richy> all i know about java is it runs minecraft and is named after a coffe bean
#347 [01:19] <Richy> i dont think ill be too good at that
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#349 [01:20] <Richy> ok well my best bet for a question is the IRC
#350 [01:20] <Richy> wat all can i do with it?
#351 [01:21] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> well you can talk to me
#352 [01:21] <Richy> this is the firs channel ive been to other than the irc for the minecraft server i play on
#353 [01:22] <Richy> wats minify url do?
#354 [01:22] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> sounds like tinyurl to me
#355 [01:22] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> probably a way to shorten ( or spoof) a url
#356 [01:23] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> and welcome to IRC
#357 [01:23] <Richy> awts a url?
#358 [01:23] <clarjon1> Universal Resource Locator
#359 [01:23] <clarjon1> example: http://www.minecraft.net/
#360 [01:23] * GreyVulpine coughs
#360 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> 'uniform' resource locator
#361 [01:23] <clarjon1> ah, uniform
#362 [01:23] <clarjon1> ty
#363 [01:24] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> clarjon1 i never knew thats what it stood for
#364 [01:24] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> learn somethin new everyday
#365 [01:25] <CosmicVoyager> When I set render distance to "Far" it says I should use 64 bit java, but I already have 64 bit java on my Mac.
#366 [01:26] <Richy> wats advancedopengl
#367 [01:26] <Richy> that option in videosettings
#368 [01:26] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> well if mac used path settings like windows does i'd make sure the 64 bit version of java was in my path not the 32
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#371 [01:27] <Pickles> Well
#372 [01:29] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> Richy i'd like to know aswell, i didnt notice a change to myself, the neighbor said his fps increased but then later he said it was slow until he turned it off, so i dunno
#373 [01:32] <Richy> wats canary?
#374 [01:34] <GreyVulpine> Basically advanced OpenGL does occlusion culling. Work is done on the CPU to have the GPU render only what is visible on the screen. Takes the load off the GPU a bit.
#375 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> canary is one of the community-run modded server packages.
#376 [01:35] <Richy> and wats voice \the irc)
#377 [01:36] <Richy> *(the irc)
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#379 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> Voice is a channel mode for a user. If +m (moderated) is set on a channel, only people with +v (voice) and +o (operator) can talk
#380 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> Unofficially, it can denote VIPs, or noted users in a channel.
#381 [01:37] <SinZ> anyone got a 1.9pre4+ server I can test query with (that has players on it)
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#383 [01:40] <CosmicVoyager> I found that the client is 32 bit java by default not 64 bit. What about the server?
#384 [01:41] <SinZ> same I would guess
#385 [01:41] <Disturbed> 1. ONly have 64bit.
#386 [01:41] <Disturbed> Now it will use 64bit.
#387 [01:42] <Disturbed> Any ops around? Topic needs changing. pre6 is out.
#388 [01:43] <SinZ> GreyVulpine: ^
#389 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#390 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> !topic
#391 [01:45] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: topic [ Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.9-pre5 is released. We will not support it until its stable release. | 1.9 will be released at minecon http://goo.gl/TquMK| ] ... changed [ * | Sat Nov 05 20:02:13 MST 2011 ] ... undo [ yes ]
#392 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 4
#393 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> !topic insert 4 Minecraft 1.9-pre6 is released. We will not support it until its stable release.
#394 [01:46] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#394 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> !topic undo
#395 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 4
#396 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft 1.9-pre6 is released. We will not support it until its stable release.
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#398 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft 1.0 will be out during Minecon (Nov 18-19) http://goo.gl/TquMK'
#399 [01:47] <Richy> !op
#400 [01:47] <Richy> just experimenting
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#402 [01:50] <Richy> well im bored
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#404 [01:53] <CosmicVoyager> Ricky did you change your Minecraft meory reuqirement/
#405 [01:53] <CosmicVoyager> It requires 1gig bu default
#406 [01:54] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/kCfvpO
#407 [01:54] <Richy> no
#408 [01:54] <Richy> i dont know how
#409 [01:54] <Richy> hmm pic didnt work
#410 [01:54] <Richy> eh well
#411 [01:55] <Richy> how do i change it?
#412 [01:56] <Richy> cosmic?
#413 [01:57] <CosmicVoyager> im on a mac. inside the minecraft package is an info.plist file. you edit that
#414 [01:58] <Richy> minecraft package
#415 [01:58] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Less_than_1GB_free_RAM this link tells how to change the ram on the server, but the same applies to the client just change the name of the jar
#416 [01:58] <Richy> ...
#417 [01:58] <Richy> client means?
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#419 [01:59] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> its as simple as making a shortcut to minecraft.jar with "java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar
#420 [01:59] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> client means your games main file
#421 [01:59] <CosmicVoyager> on the mac. the file called minecraft can be opened by rightclicking and choosing show package contents. i dont know what it is like on windows
#422 [02:00] <CosmicVoyager> ntist do you know where the file with the settingis to not have to use terminal?
#423 [02:00] <Richy> u mean .minecraft?
#424 [02:00] <CosmicVoyager> can you find info.plist
#425 [02:00] <Pickles> Is there a way to get my minecraft to not be so slow?
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#427 [02:01] <Richy> pickles try optifine
#428 [02:01] <Pickles> ?
#429 [02:01] <Pickles> How?
#430 [02:01] <Richy> its a mod
#431 [02:01] <Pickles> ?
#432 [02:02] <CosmicVoyager> "minecraft" is whar a click to luanch minecraft. i can open it instead of laucmnhing and info.plist is indie
#433 [02:02] <CosmicVoyager> Does anyone using Windows know where the file is containing the client memeroy settings please?
#434 [02:02] <Pickles> Explain.
#435 [02:03] <Richy> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/75440-v18119p5-risugamis-mods-everything-updated-prerelease-included
#436 [02:03] <Richy> scroll down to optifine
#437 [02:03] <Richy> click it
#438 [02:03] <Richy> itl explain
#439 [02:03] <CosmicVoyager> ntist so you do not have to be in any particular diectory to type "java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar"?
#440 [02:04] <SinZ> need to be in the directory with minecraft.jar
#441 [02:04] <Richy> found it cosmic
#442 [02:04] <CosmicVoyager> well there. not so simple
#443 [02:04] <Richy> COSMIC FOUND IT
#444 [02:04] <CosmicVoyager> thats why i am trying to find the file and not use terminal
#445 [02:04] <Richy> i searched java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar
#446 [02:04] <Richy> and found it
#447 [02:04] <Richy> guys?
#448 [02:05] <Richy> i feel smart
#449 [02:05] <SinZ> which minecraft.jar you talking about
#450 [02:05] <SinZ> the linux launcher, or the one in %APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\
#451 [02:05] <CosmicVoyager> Richy its set to 512 max already...hmm mine is 1024
#452 [02:05] <Richy> ?
#453 [02:05] <Richy> ok ill open the java first
#454 [02:06] <CosmicVoyager> you said you found the file Richy?
#455 [02:06] <Richy> sorta
#456 [02:06] <Richy> i searched "java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar" in the start menus search bar, and found a java file
#457 [02:07] <Richy> it wont open
#458 [02:07] <CosmicVoyager> the file is not is app bin for me...it is inside the launcher file
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#460 [02:07] <SinZ> you need to run the launcher, from http://minecraft.net/download
#461 [02:07] <Richy> it makes a black screen eith text appear and then diaspears
#462 [02:07] <TheAngrySock> does anybody know the planned release date for minecraft?
#463 [02:07] * GreyVulpine points at topic
#463 [02:07] <SinZ> read the topic
#464 [02:08] * TheAngrySock just failed
#464 [02:08] * SinZ agrees
#464 [02:08] * TheAngrySock facepalms
#464 [02:08] <Richy> COSMIC I HIT OPE FILE LOCATION
#465 [02:09] <Richy> computer/c:/system32...
#466 [02:09] <Richy> ...
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#468 [02:10] <Richy> it says java
#469 [02:10] <Richy> its called java
#470 [02:10] <CosmicVoyager> if i can find the file on my mac, i would expect someone here using winodws could find it..it is the file with this in it <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!DOCTYPE plist SYSTEM "file://localhost/System/Library/DTDs/PropertyList.dtd"><plist version="1.0"><dict><key>CFBundleDevelopmentRegion</key> <string>en</string> <key>CFBundleName</key> <string>Minecr
#471 [02:11] <CosmicVoyager> you set how much ram is used, java bit, etc
#472 [02:11] <Richy> oh i made a mistake, computer/c:/windows/system32...
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#474 [02:13] <Richy> ok cosmic voyager give me a file name i can search
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#476 [02:14] <CosmicVoyager> i guess it is called something else on windows
#477 [02:14] <CosmicVoyager> im surpised nonone here knows what it is
#478 [02:14] <Richy> java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar came up wid something
#479 [02:14] <Richy> i found a file called java -xms512m -xmx512m minecraft.jar
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#481 [02:16] <pickles> Can I have a straight forward answer on how to speed up my Minecraft.
#482 [02:16] <pickles> not a link.
#483 [02:16] <Richy> optifine is a mod that increases ur fps
#484 [02:16] <Richy> by changing fog and stuff
#485 [02:16] <pickles> Well I couldn't find it.
#486 [02:16] <Richy> ok
#487 [02:16] <CosmicVoyager> pickles set your minecraft video options to the least demanding
#488 [02:17] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> pickles, you need to build/buy a new pc with more power
#489 [02:18] <CosmicVoyager> this shows what each setting does http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Options
#490 [02:19] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> on my older pc i've noticed that if you hold f3 and hit f now and then to change fog distance it realy speeds it up temporarily
#491 [02:19] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> like its clearing some kiinda cache or something
#492 [02:19] <Richy> ya pickles, i gave u the wrong link sorry
#493 [02:19] <Richy> cosmic
#494 [02:19] <Richy> i found a file called java -Xms1024M -Xmx1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#495 [02:20] <Richy> wat now?
#496 [02:20] <CosmicVoyager> Richy im sory i dont know if that is the file...somoene with windows needs to help you
#497 [02:20] <Richy> scientist
#498 [02:21] <Richy> i got this from ur link
#499 [02:21] <Richy> java -Xms1024M -Xmx1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#500 [02:21] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> ricky you could change those numbers 1024 to something lower, but i think you should not simply change them to ANY lower number but cut it in half
#501 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> That isn't the right thing you download
#502 [02:21] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> or somethinglike that
#503 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> That's for the server, not the client
#504 [02:21] <Richy> PICKLES http://adf.ly/3ZFGY
#505 [02:22] <Richy> so wat do i do?
#506 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> Just, stop what you're doing. Go to http://www.minecraft.net/download
#507 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the link to "Show all platforms" beneath the minecraft.exe link?
#508 [02:23] <Richy> yes i clicked it
#509 [02:23] <GreyVulpine> Do you see "minecraft.jar" as a link under the linux heading?
#510 [02:23] <GreyVulpine> Please download it to your desktop
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#512 [02:24] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> notch should add an option to increase/reduce ram in mc options
#513 [02:24] <Richy> now wat
#514 [02:24] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> so ppl dont mess with arguments
#515 [02:25] <Richy> its on my desktop
#516 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> What if they're running 32 bit Java? What if their system already can't run minecraft?
#517 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Please right click on your desktop, choose new -> text document
#518 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't matter what name you give the file right now, just open up the file in notepad
#519 [02:25] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> 32 bit java cant run mc?
#520 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Gobblox_ChickenScientist - No, but it has a max limit of RAM it can address.
#521 [02:26] <Richy> ok
#522 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Non-techy people don't know that it is, nor do they know what the limit is.
#523 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Richy - Got the text file open?
#524 [02:26] <Richy> yes
#525 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Richy - In notepad, put in: java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#526 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> This starts minecraft with 256 megs for java's heap sizze.
#527 [02:27] <Richy> ok now wat
#528 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> Now. Go up to File -> Save as.
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#530 [02:27] <Richy> yeah
#531 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you name it anything that ends in ".bat", like launcher.bat -- save it on your desktop
#532 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> Also.
#533 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you change the file type from Text file (.txt) to All files
#534 [02:28] <GreyVulpine> Now, run minecraft by double clicking on the .bat file
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#536 [02:29] <Richy> little black box
#537 [02:29] <Richy> ttext in it
#538 [02:29] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#539 [02:29] <Richy> now what
#540 [02:29] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> =D
#541 [02:29] <GreyVulpine> What does it say?
#542 [02:30] <Richy> i cant copy it
#543 [02:30] <Richy> but
#544 [02:30] <Richy> a minecraft launcher appeared
#545 [02:30] <GreyVulpine> Ah, then you're all good.
#546 [02:30] <GreyVulpine> Just log in, play as normal
#547 [02:30] <Richy> ?
#548 [02:31] <Richy> so do i now use the .bat to play minecraft?
#549 [02:31] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#550 [02:31] <Richy> hmm
#551 [02:31] <Richy> will it change where my error messages go?
#552 [02:32] <GreyVulpine> If any error reports generate, it'll be where minecraft.jar is, on your desktop
#553 [02:32] <Richy> ok and is there any way i can make the bat the same as the original launcher?
#554 [02:32] <GreyVulpine> Not really, no
#555 [02:33] <Richy> and if i open with the original launcher it will not have the changes?
#556 [02:33] <GreyVulpine> It will not
#557 [02:33] <Richy> hmm
#558 [02:35] <pickles> Richy: How do I do this opti-thing?
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#560 [02:35] <Richy> do u have winrar?
#561 [02:35] <pickles> ?
#562 [02:35] <Richy> or 7-zip?
#563 [02:36] <pickles> so conused.
#564 [02:36] <pickles> confused*
#565 [02:36] <Richy> grey
#566 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#567 [02:36] <Richy> can u help him out
#568 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> You're the one that suggested it.
#569 [02:36] * GreyVulpine bows out.
#569 [02:36] <Richy> he is installin optifine
#570 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> I don't do mods.
#571 [02:37] <Richy> all it is is movin the contents into minecraft.jar
#572 [02:37] <rymate1234> ye
#573 [02:37] <Richy> ...ok so pickle
#574 [02:37] <pickles> I just need to know the easiest ways to make minecraft as fst as i can be right now because it's laggin a bit.
#575 [02:37] <pickles> it*
#576 [02:37] <rymate1234> pickles: whats your pc specs
#577 [02:38] <Richy> trust me optifine works well
#578 [02:38] <pickles> rymate1234: WHat do you mean?
#579 [02:38] <rymate1234> ignore that
#580 [02:38] <rymate1234> well, don't
#581 [02:39] <rymate1234> like how much ram do you have
#582 [02:39] <rymate1234> ND YOUR PROCESSOR
#583 [02:39] <rymate1234> lol caps fail
#584 [02:40] <Richy> ok vulpine so it seems to be helpin
#585 [02:40] * GreyVulpine nods
#585 [02:40] <Richy> the onlything im unhappy with is the black box that opens and the icon for the .bat
#586 [02:40] <GreyVulpine> Small price to pay
#587 [02:40] <Richy> if i close black box i close minecrraft
#588 [02:41] <rymate1234> well ye
#589 [02:41] <rymate1234> the black box is what minecraft is started from
#590 [02:41] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> could alwase make a shortcut to the jar file and add those args in that, then set the icon to whatever and name the shortcut to whatever
#591 [02:42] <pickles> rymate1234: Its a Inspiron and I use Windows Vista.
#592 [02:43] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> my dell studio was too weak for mc
#593 [02:43] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> gonna assume yours is doomed aswell
#594 [02:43] <rymate1234> lol
#595 [02:44] <Richy> well the server i play on is back up, ill watch irc but mention my name if u wan me to look
#596 [02:44] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> strange how i can play HL2 smooth but mc chugs
#597 [02:44] <pickles> rymate1234: If that helps at all because I'm a tech tard.
#598 [02:44] <rymate1234> mc needs to do a lot of processing
#599 [02:44] <rymate1234> ??> index
#600 [02:45] <rymate1234> ??faq rymate1234 index
#601 [02:45] <rymate1234> ??> rymate1234 index
#602 [02:45] <VoxelHead> rymate1234: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#603 [02:45] <rymate1234> ??> pickles win/dxdiag
#604 [02:45] <VoxelHead> pickles: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#605 [02:45] <VoxelHead> pickles: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#606 [02:45] <rymate1234> plz follow information
#607 [02:46] <rymate1234> that way i can see your full specs :)
#608 [02:46] <pickles> rymate1234: I've already done that before.
#609 [02:46] <rymate1234> oic
#610 [02:46] <Scott> By the way, if you get their service tag, you can lookup the specs on dell's site.
#611 [02:46] <pickles> Damn
#612 [02:47] <pickles> give me a sec.
#613 [02:47] <rymate1234> I don't suppose you still have the link? :P
#614 [02:47] <rymate1234> Scott: But then I have to google something! \o/
#615 [02:51] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> and thats against regulation for the askee
#616 [02:52] <rymate1234> Gobblox_ChickenScientist: y so long user
#617 [02:52] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> some guys are blessed
#618 [02:54] <Richy> HOLY CRAP
#619 [02:54] <Richy> I Just got attacked by a jockey
#620 [02:54] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> skeleton riding a spider ? lol
#621 [02:54] <Richy> ya
#622 [02:55] <Richy> im lucky i had armour and a diamond sword
#623 [02:55] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i wonder if the spider damages you aswell as the seleton?
#624 [02:55] <Richy> spawned on my roof
#625 [02:55] <Richy> hell yes
#626 [02:55] <Richy> i know that for a fact
#627 [02:56] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> ouch
#628 [02:56] <Richy> it dropped onto me
#629 [02:56] <Richy> ya
#630 [02:56] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> aw hell wtf
#631 [02:56] <Richy> i killed the spider first
#632 [02:56] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> bottom of my beer can was dented and soon as i set it down it topples over
#633 [02:57] <TheNoodle> :'(
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#635 [02:59] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> and i'm the kinda guy who could fall down the stairs and not spill a drop i <3 my beer
#636 [03:02] <pickles> rymate1234: http://pastebin.com/GAhEGLJ5
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#638 [03:03] <rymate1234> pickles:those specs seem fine to me :P
#639 [03:03] <GreyVulpine> 900 megs of RAM, radeon xpress card/
#640 [03:03] <GreyVulpine> ?
#641 [03:03] * GreyVulpine coughs
#641 [03:03] <|Kiikun|> runable.. not good.. but runable
#642 [03:04] <Richy> like me
#643 [03:04] <rymate1234> lol
#644 [03:04] <Richy> although
#645 [03:04] <Richy> way worse
#646 [03:04] <|Kiikun|> nah.. inz was bad...
#647 [03:04] <Richy> wow
#648 [03:05] <|Kiikun|> Inzane has an x700 and 500mb ram...
#649 [03:05] <pickles> rymate1234: sooooo...
#650 [03:05] <rymate1234> erm
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#652 [03:05] <rymate1234> pickles: not the best tbh
#653 [03:05] <rymate1234> xD
#654 [03:05] * |Kiikun| has a hilarious trap idea for MC based looselt on goonies...
#654 [03:06] <rymate1234> I suggest optifine
#655 [03:06] <pickles> rymate1234: I know.
#656 [03:06] <Richy> i already did
#657 [03:06] <Richy> he has it
#658 [03:06] <rymate1234> OIC
#659 [03:06] <Richy> not installed he dont know how
#660 [03:06] <pickles> rymate1234: It's over 4 yrs old. My bro's old comp. he was davoid of Anti virus software.
#661 [03:07] <rymate1234> pickles: read instructions for installing optifine on forum post
#662 [03:07] <|Kiikun|> sand/gravel floor... sections fall way if you press the wrong buttons :P
#663 [03:12] <Disturbed> Minecraft needs Havok.
#664 [03:13] <|Kiikun|> havok?
#665 [03:15] <|Kiikun|> Disturbed: nah. you want actual physics? go playsomething else!
#666 [03:15] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> if you suggest it needs a third party physics engine why not take the extra steps and say it needs Enlighten and Bink and SpeedTree
#667 [03:16] <|Kiikun|> abnormal physics = fun :D
#668 [03:16] <|Kiikun|> on top of the fact i doube havok runs in java :P
#669 [03:16] <|Kiikun|> *doubt
#670 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> Pfft. Minecraft needs to be in space instead. http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/09/22/blockade-runner-minecraft-in-space-with-spaceships/
#671 [03:16] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> a replacement for planetstorm
#672 [03:17] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> sweet
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#682 [04:32] <Nikushimi> is it normal, that a full wired double piston circuit stays powerd after removing the the RS power source?
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#687 [04:51] <Chris|AFK> ??< fubar/hamachi
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#689 [05:01] <sluggo> how do i install the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack?
#690 [05:01] <sluggo> how do i install the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack?
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#693 [05:03] <sluggo> then where do i go on here?
#694 [05:03] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> sluggo!
#695 [05:03] <sluggo> yes
#696 [05:04] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> same name of a local drug dealer in my town
#697 [05:04] <sluggo> i dont know how to install the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack could you help me through this please
#698 [05:04] <sluggo> well im not it?
#699 [05:06] <sluggo> i dont know how to install the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack could you help me through this please?
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#702 [05:09] <Critmaschine> when I press the button of Minecraft (to start the game) (<--on the desktop) nothing happens, so I can't start the game... what should I do?
#703 [05:09] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Make sure you have java installed on your machine
#704 [05:10] <Critmaschine> I have:D I played mch times
#705 [05:10] <Critmaschine> but one day nothing happend when I tried to start the game...
#706 [05:10] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried redownloading the launcher for minecraft from minecraft.net/download?
#707 [05:11] <Critmaschine> yes
#708 [05:11] <Critmaschine> few times
#709 [05:11] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#710 [05:11] <sluggo> what does lwjgl_applet.jar.pack mean?
#711 [05:11] <Critmaschine> windows 7 64-bit
#712 [05:11] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - It's one of the files that is streamed by minecraft down to your computer.
#713 [05:12] <sluggo> i dont have that so how do i install it ?
#714 [05:12] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - You don't. The minecraft client does it for you.
#715 [05:12] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Alright. Could you do this for me. Go to http://www.minecraft.net/download -- Click on "Show all platforms" under minecraft.exe, look for minecraft.jar
#716 [05:13] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Download minecraft.jar to your desktop.
#717 [05:13] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i just googled lwjgl_applet.jar.pack and it took me to a third party site trying to install an applet pressumably to play mc
#718 [05:13] <Critmaschine> k
#719 [05:13] <sluggo> it wont let me play it because it said that i dont have the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#720 [05:13] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - No, most likely, your computer is blocking the download of lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#721 [05:14] <GreyVulpine> Check your security software sluggo
#722 [05:14] <Critmaschine> i got it on the Computer
#723 [05:14] <Critmaschine> and now?
#724 [05:14] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Alright. Right click on your desktop. Choose New -> "New text document"
#725 [05:14] <GreyVulpine> Open that file up in notepad. Write this in:
#726 [05:14] <sluggo> so how can i unblock it im on an acer core i5 windows 7
#727 [05:14] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - All depends on what security software you run
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#729 [05:15] <GreyVulpine> •Critmaschine• In the first line, put in: java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#730 [05:15] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - In the second line, put in: pause
#731 [05:15] <sluggo> norton?
#732 [05:15] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Yes
#733 [05:15] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Got those two lines in?
#734 [05:15] <sluggo> i run on norton
#735 [05:15] <Critmaschine> no:
#736 [05:15] <Critmaschine> :D
#737 [05:15] <Critmaschine> mom
#738 [05:16] <Critmaschine> its not possible to put everything in 1 line:D
#739 [05:16] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Then configure norton to let minecraft/java onto its exceptions list
#740 [05:16] <Critmaschine> from java to Frame
#741 [05:16] <sluggo> and how do i do that
#742 [05:16] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Widen the window
#743 [05:16] <Critmaschine> it makes 2 lines:D
#744 [05:16] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: Is s.nerd.nu in public mode?
#745 [05:16] <GreyVulpine> Thrae - Should be..
#746 [05:17] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - It's just text wrapping, make your window wider
#747 [05:17] <Critmaschine> I have
#748 [05:17] <Critmaschine> ok
#749 [05:17] <Thrae> Oh, so if there's a problem with login.minecraft.net or session.minecraft.net, that's no test then
#750 [05:17] * GreyVulpine blinks
#750 [05:17] <Critmaschine> ok now?
#751 [05:17] <Thrae> Someone was saying they're down
#752 [05:17] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Go up to file -> save as.
#753 [05:17] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Save that file on your desktop as launcher.bat -- choose All Files as your file type beneath the filename
#754 [05:18] <GreyVulpine> Then, double click on launcher.bat
#755 [05:18] * Gobblox_ChickenScientist bows to GreyVulpine
#755 [05:19] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> i'da gave up on this job long ago
#756 [05:19] <GreyVulpine> This isn't a job.
#757 [05:19] <GreyVulpine> I don't get paid for this.
#758 [05:19] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> even more reason i bow to you sir
#759 [05:19] <Critmaschine> don`t know how to save it.
#760 [05:20] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Look up in the upper left corner of notepad, Do you see File?
#761 [05:20] <Critmaschine> do u understand german?
#762 [05:20] <GreyVulpine> Um, no.
#763 [05:20] <Critmaschine> i have wordpad but yes
#764 [05:20] <Critmaschine> ok
#765 [05:20] <sluggo> how do i configure norton to let minecraft/java onto its exceptions list
#766 [05:20] <Critmaschine> but there is just save and save under... ;)
#767 [05:21] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - I don't use Norton. Don't know. Try google.
#768 [05:21] <sluggo> ok
#769 [05:21] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - What's beneath "Save" in File?
#770 [05:21] <Critmaschine> I cant save it as something...
#771 [05:21] <Critmaschine> I can give it another name
#772 [05:22] <Critmaschine> Save in or so :D
#773 [05:22] <GreyVulpine> Then select that
#774 [05:22] <Critmaschine> Save under...
#775 [05:22] <Critmaschine> k
#776 [05:22] <Critmaschine> but there is just
#777 [05:22] <Critmaschine> RTF-text
#778 [05:22] <Critmaschine> just textdokument
#779 [05:23] <Critmaschine> office document
#780 [05:23] <Critmaschine> and others...
#781 [05:23] <Critmaschine> should i take other formates?
#782 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. That's inconvenient. Could you just close wordpad and open it in notepad instead?
#783 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> Would be a whole lot easier
#784 [05:24] <Critmaschine> i don`t have notepad
#785 [05:24] <Critmaschine> but i think i did it
#786 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> Yes you do.
#787 [05:24] <Critmaschine> i mean
#788 [05:25] <Critmaschine> i have launcher(.bat)
#789 [05:25] <bernard> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment is the error messege i keep getting. i have tried everything. reinstalling java, updating the driver. is there a way you could fix this.
#790 [05:25] <GreyVulpine> bernard - Please copy the entire contents of that error report to www.pastebin.com and submit it, then give us the address to it.
#791 [05:25] <Critmaschine> that to do with it?
#792 [05:25] <bernard> ok
#793 [05:25] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Are you able to double-click it?
#794 [05:25] <Critmaschine> then it opens
#795 [05:26] <Critmaschine> yes
#796 [05:26] <GreyVulpine> The document opens?
#797 [05:26] <Critmaschine> no document
#798 [05:26] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft?
#799 [05:26] <Critmaschine> cmd.exe
#800 [05:26] <GreyVulpine> Ah, I see. Does the black cmd window say anything?
#801 [05:26] <Critmaschine> of course
#802 [05:26] <Critmaschine> its at pause
#803 [05:26] <bernard> the url is http://pastebin.com/pGJhAXGT
#804 [05:26] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - Does it say anything above pause?
#805 [05:27] <Critmaschine> yes
#806 [05:27] <GreyVulpine> Does it look like an error
#807 [05:27] <Critmaschine> what i should have written in the document
#808 [05:27] <Critmaschine> FoundEroor(in the end): java/lang/Object
#809 [05:27] <Critmaschine> Error*
#810 [05:28] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - That would be a java error. Uninstall java from your system, reinstall java 6 fresh from java.com
#811 [05:28] <Critmaschine> k
#812 [05:28] <Critmaschine> and then u mean I can open Minecraft as usual?
#813 [05:28] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine -Yes
#814 [05:29] <Critmaschine> hope so ;)
#815 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> bernard - You have java 7 installed on your machine. Minecraft has a known problem problem with java 7. Please uninstall all versions of java, and install java 6 from java.com
#816 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> Critmaschine - It will.
#817 [05:29] <bernard> Ok thank you
#818 [05:32] <Critmaschine> but was it so, that Minecraft just did nothing and di not say: Java error or so?
#819 [05:32] <Critmaschine> just nothing happened
#820 [05:32] <Critmaschine> :D
#821 [05:32] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that's java's fault
#822 [05:32] <Critmaschine> ahh ok :) thanks
#823 [05:33] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> poor java, got the hardest job and takes the most heat
#824 [05:37] <GreyVulpine> pfft, should see some of the computers people try to run minecraft on
#825 [05:38] <GreyVulpine> Then complain that minecraft's graphics look simplistic, so should run on their 10 year old computers with no problem.
#826 [05:42] <GreyVulpine> "Good morning, twitter! I have some sad, sad news... Breaking obsidian at 4s / block is unfortunately a bug in pre-6, and will be nerfed =)"
#827 [05:42] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/135305941091495936
#828 [05:43] <Gobblox_ChickenScientist> hahah
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#839 [06:28] <pasha10> i pay for the minecraft with paypal!and i dont have a password on amail
#840 [06:32] <SimenOlai> wtf
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#845 [07:03] <Guest_> hey guys, i have a problem. if i want to buy minecraft via ec elv then there appears the following note: "Unfortunately we are unable to process this transaction. You may cancel your payment or choose another payment method. "
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#847 [07:06] <SimenOlai> hi Iguana
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#852 [07:23] <private_meta> can someone here tell me how to get the minecraft source for mod development? I read you should apply, but no further information.
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#856 [07:34] <manicmantis> I'm having trouble running Minecraft on my laptop. I am not playing on a browser, I have set draw distance and graphics in the game to their lowest settings, and everything is up to date on my computer. Can anyone help me?
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#859 [07:41] <own2all> I have a problem
#860 [07:42] <own2all> when i log in on the downloaded minecraft I get this: Bad video card drivers!
#861 [07:42] <own2all> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#862 [07:43] <own2all> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
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#870 [08:05] <Toxic> hey
#871 [08:05] <Toxic> is here some kind of support admin ?
#872 [08:06] <Toxic> ??
#873 [08:08] <Toxic> someone ?
#874 [08:08] <Toxic> hello ?
#875 [08:08] <Toxic> irgendjemand ?
#876 [08:10] <Nikushimi> i'm here... but no admin
#877 [08:11] <Toxic> well maybe u can help me, but i really dont know ... i try to login and i can't but my pw is right to 100%, in addition the system cant find my email o.O ??? but i'm 100% sure everything is right since its saved by my firefox from my last login ...
#878 [08:13] <Toxic> so ? ^^
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#880 [08:14] <Nikushimi> soo... u bought the game and got an email that confirmes your payment was successful?
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#882 [08:14] <Toxic> well yea thats like 1 year ago
#883 [08:15] <Nikushimi> quite some time.... were u able to log in before?
#884 [08:15] <Toxic> yea
#885 [08:16] <Toxic> we got our own server for like 5 months and now i didnt play for like 2 month... got a new pc... and dl the new mc.exe... try to login with my logs and
#886 [08:16] <Nikushimi> did u do sth. since that? like installing or so?
#887 [08:16] <Toxic> nothing
#888 [08:16] <Toxic> not so i know
#889 [08:20] <Nikushimi> hum... well, i have no clue what the problem is...
#890 [08:20] <Toxic> well welcome to the club ^^
#891 [08:20] <Toxic> anyway thanks = )
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#893 [08:21] <Nikushimi> np ^^
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#899 [08:50] <Toxic> any admins here ?
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#902 [08:51] <rymate1234> !paid Minecrafr
#903 [08:51] <rymate1234> !paid Minecrafr
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#905 [08:52] <rymate1234> !paid Serverreviewer1
#906 [09:03] <SimenOlai> !paid rymate
#907 [09:03] <SimenOlai> !paid rymate1234
#908 [09:04] <rymate1234> :P
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#913 [09:22] <Toxic> hey is here any support admin ?
#914 [09:24] <TheNytangel_> What do you need
#915 [09:25] <Toxic> i try to login and i can't but my pw is right to 100%, in addition the system cant find my email o.O ??? but i'm 100% sure everything is right since its saved by my firefox from my last login ...
#916 [09:25] <TheNytangel> Trying to login to what
#917 [09:25] <Toxic> minecraft.exe
#918 [09:25] <TheNytangel> You use your username, not your email
#919 [09:26] <Toxic> i did use my name
#920 [09:26] <Toxic> i start the exe use my name and pw
#921 [09:26] <TheNytangel> What's your minecraft username
#922 [09:26] <Toxic> but cant login
#923 [09:26] <Toxic> ToxicMerlin
#924 [09:26] <TheNytangel> And you're using that for the username?
#925 [09:27] <Toxic> yes
#926 [09:27] <TheNytangel> And what does it say when you try to login
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#928 [09:28] <Toxic> login failed
#929 [09:29] <TheNytangel> Can you log in to minecraft.net?
#930 [09:29] <Toxic> nop
#931 [09:30] <TheNytangel> You can't login to the website?
#932 [09:30] <Toxic> nop cant login to the page
#933 [09:30] <TheNytangel> Are you sure you're using the correct password?
#934 [09:30] <fuogo> my grandson pd.for his game last night an it told him that my card was not accepted then he hit ok to retry an it came up to say it was an would start would be updated an that was last night an still is not on
#935 [09:31] <Toxic> yes i use the correct pw 100%
#936 [09:31] <TheNytangel> fuogo, it can take up to 3 days for a payment to go through. Have you gotten a confirmation email yet?
#937 [09:31] <TheNytangel> Toxic, try this: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#938 [09:32] <Wug> I've been poked
#939 [09:33] * TheNytangel pokes Wug
#939 [09:33] <fuogo> it is a prepaid visa card PLEASE HELP NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
#940 [09:33] <TheNytangel> Wug, do prepaids work for minecraft?
#941 [09:33] <fuogo> NO
#942 [09:33] <Wug> nope
#943 [09:33] <TheNytangel> fuogo, prepaid cards don't work to buy minecraft
#944 [09:33] <Wug> because its an international transaction
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#946 [09:33] <fuogo> so what do i need to get
#947 [09:34] <Wug> just use an ordinary credit card
#948 [09:34] <TheNytangel> fuogo, a credit card or paypal account
#949 [09:34] <TheNytangel> You can use paypal, right?
#950 [09:34] <fuogo> what is a paypal acc and where can i get one
#951 [09:35] <TheNytangel> Wug, CAN you use paypal?
#952 [09:35] <Wug> you can
#953 [09:35] <Wug> www.paypal.com
#954 [09:35] <fuogo> i do not want to use my card from my main acc.
#955 [09:35] <fuogo> ok ty
#956 [09:36] <TheNytangel> fuogo, but you still need to put money on it somehow
#957 [09:37] <Wug> fuogo: you should just use your primary credit card
#958 [09:37] <Wug> even then you may run into complications arising from the international transaction and may have to call the card company and approve the transaction
#959 [09:38] <Wug> but I think it would be easier for you to do that than it would be for you to set up a paypal account
#960 [09:38] <TheNytangel> A paypal account you need to link to your bank account to activate it, that takes 3-5 days
#961 [09:38] <fuogo> i do not trust giving my number out
#962 [09:38] <TheNytangel> Then it takes 3-5 days to transfer money to it
#963 [09:39] <Wug> fuogo: millions of people have done it
#964 [09:39] <Wug> its perfectly safe to pay with a credit card
#965 [09:39] <TheNytangel> Wug, Minecraft 1.0 will be out during minecon?
#966 [09:39] <TheNytangel> Wug, Minecraft 1.0 will be out during minecon?
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#968 [09:39] * TheNytangel thinks it should be 2.0
#968 [09:40] <Wug> 11/18/11
#969 [09:40] <Wug> its sans beta
#970 [09:40] <fuogo> ok thank you will try a different credit card
#971 [09:41] <TheNytangel> Wug, http://www.jinx.com/p/minecraft_periodic_table_premium_tee.html <-- want
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#973 [09:43] <Toxic> well thenytangel that is a problem with this page
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#975 [09:43] <Toxic> i try to send that to my email, but it wont let me send it -.-"
#976 [09:44] <TheNytangel> Toxic, you put your username in that box
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#978 [09:45] <TheNytangel> Toxic, go check your email
#979 [09:45] <Toxic> yea if i do that it will send it to an email i dont own probably, otherway it would send it also to my email or ?
#980 [09:46] <TheNytangel> Toxic, go check the email you used to register for minecraft
#981 [09:46] <Toxic> well thats the problem its probably not my main email ... cause the system seams to dont know that email = (
#982 [09:46] <TheNytangel> Toxic, go check that email
#983 [09:47] <Toxic> is there a way to check the email-adress when i just on the name ?
#984 [09:47] <Wug> not completely, it shows it in your profile page with *s for most of the digits
#985 [09:47] <TheNytangel> Toxic, if you don't know the email address then...
#986 [09:47] <Toxic> wait
#987 [09:47] <Toxic> i check something
#988 [09:47] <TheNytangel> Wug, he can't login
#989 [09:48] <Wug> hmm, you're right
#990 [09:48] * Wug derp
#990 [09:48] <Wug> Toxic: did you use a fake email address to sign up for it
#991 [09:49] <Toxic> lol
#992 [09:49] <Toxic> as i enter my email into the "nickname" box, it send me the pw reset to my mail with the right name o.O
#993 [09:49] <Toxic> *confused*
#994 [09:50] <TheNytangel> Toxic, you put your username in the "nickname" box
#995 [09:50] <Toxic> i puted the email into that box
#996 [09:50] <Toxic> and i got the email to reset my pw
#997 [09:51] <Wug> well, whatever
#998 [09:51] <TheNytangel> Ok, then reset your password
#999 [09:51] <Wug> you managed to get it to work :P
#1000 [09:51] <Toxic> did it
#1001 [09:51] <Toxic> thx ^^
#1002 [09:51] <Toxic> problem solved :D
#1003 [09:52] <cyph> mornin
#1004 [09:52] <cyph> i have yet another quick question
#1005 [09:52] <cyph> my server keeps posting this
#1006 [09:52] <cyph> 09:36 AM [INFO] CButD: Version can't check use check-File
#1007 [09:53] <TheNytangel> Seems like a mod or something
#1008 [09:54] <cyph> its a 1.9 server, craftbukkit is the only plugin
#1009 [09:54] <Keltinray> CButD = CraftBukkit up to Date
#1010 [09:55] <cyph> ahh
#1011 [09:55] <Keltinray> check your plugin-directory
#1012 [09:55] <cyph> lol it checks an awful lot
#1013 [09:56] <cyph> well its working fine then i suppose
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#1015 [09:57] <TheNytangel> Wug, for two players, how much RAM should I use
#1016 [09:57] <Wug> for a server?
#1017 [09:57] <Wug> you'll be ok with 512
#1018 [09:57] <Wug> idk if the server will start with 256 but it might be worth a shot
#1019 [09:57] <Keltinray> I was fine with 4-5 people at 512MB
#1020 [09:57] <TheNytangel> Wug, how about 4GB? :)
#1021 [09:58] <Wug> seems like too much
#1022 [09:58] <cyph> are you running a proper 64bit os?
#1023 [09:59] <TheNytangel> Wug, I have 16GB of RAM.. I'm sure the other 12 will suffice for minecraft and anything else I'm running
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#1025 [10:01] <TheNytangel> And cyph, yes
#1026 [10:01] <TheNytangel> And cyph, yes
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#1035 [10:27] <Skelanth> Hi, can someone help with a bug in 1.8.1? Whenever I click Options from the pause menu, the game crashes, corrupts my save file and a bug report thing (with the blue bg and textbox) flashes on screen momentarily then goes away and leaves me with a blank, black screen. I'm running mc with two mods installed, optifine/mine (so that i get more than 0 fps :P) and zans minimap.
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#1039 [10:30] <Tanjoodo> Skelanth: What are the specs of your system?
#1040 [10:30] <mvegan> I have a question about running a minecraft server, namely wondering if there is a discount for an enterpize to purchase an account for each computer in a internet cafe?
#1041 [10:31] <mvegan> also not sure if the above ^^^ question is appropriate for this channel
#1042 [10:32] <Skelanth> tanjoodo - intel core i3 processor @ 2.13ghz, 3gb ram, and windows 7 64bit but i dont know the video card im afraid :(
#1043 [10:32] <Tanjoodo> mvegan: I don't think there are any enterprise offers at the moment.
#1044 [10:32] <Tanjoodo> Skelanth: Are you sure you have 64 bit Java?
#1045 [10:33] <mvegan> Tanjoodo ok cool thanks :)
#1046 [10:33] <Tanjoodo> No problem.
#1047 [10:33] <Tanjoodo> mvegan: But maybe you should contact Mojang about it.
#1048 [10:33] <mvegan> Tanjoodo actually the 64 bit java is a question i'd like to see how to check that
#1049 [10:34] <Skelanth> tanjoodo - lemme check
#1050 [10:34] <mvegan> Tanjoodo oh very good point
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#1052 [10:36] <Skelanth> how do i find whether it's x64 or x32?
#1053 [10:36] <Skelanth> i have the java control panel up atm
#1054 [10:36] <Tanjoodo> Skelanth, mvegan, go here http://www.java.com/en/download/help/testvm.xml
#1055 [10:37] <Skelanth> oh, x86 is installed
#1056 [10:37] <Skelanth> i'll go upgrade that :P
#1057 [10:37] <Tanjoodo> There you go :)
#1058 [10:38] <Skelanth> thanks tanjoodo :)
#1059 [10:38] <Tanjoodo> You're welcome, Skelanth.
#1060 [10:38] <Skelanth> one last thing, should i uninstall the current java install first?
#1061 [10:38] <Tanjoodo> Skelanth: It would be best if you do.
#1062 [10:38] <Skelanth> ok
#1063 [10:38] <Skelanth> thanks a lot :D
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#1065 [10:43] <mvegan> Tanjoodo: ok I got that site to give me amd64 info
#1066 [10:43] <Tanjoodo> mvegan: Then you have 64 bit Java!
#1067 [10:44] <mvegan> yay ok cool...I guess one thing that i notice from time to time is that on a server like ghostmuffin or linuxoutlaws that has a lot of constructed things at spawn that the screen runs slow til I get out of the center of the area
#1068 [10:45] <mvegan> but I never notice that on singleplayer when I have built a lot in one area
#1069 [10:46] <Tanjoodo> mvegan: Gameplay quality can degrade in multiplayer mode.
#1070 [10:46] <Tanjoodo> It's normal.
#1071 [10:46] <mvegan> hmm ok cool to know
#1072 [10:47] <mvegan> well thanks for the help I'll contact Mojang
#1073 [10:47] <mvegan> bye bye
#1074 [10:47] <Tanjoodo> Bye!
#1075 [10:50] <Tanjoodo> Everytime I want to feel productive/helpful, I go to #minecrafthelp. :D
#1076 [10:55] <SimenOlai> lol
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#1079 [11:00] <zeckarai> I got a problem running minecraft
#1080 [11:00] <zeckarai> Everytime I log in
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#1082 [11:00] <zeckarai> the client goes black
#1083 [11:00] <zeckarai> Doesn't matter if I play offline or not :P
#1084 [11:03] <Tanjoodo> zeckarai: Looks like a video driver problem, or maybe incompatible mods.
#1085 [11:03] <zeckarai> I have no mods
#1086 [11:03] <Tanjoodo> Do you have any mods installed?
#1087 [11:04] <zeckarai> And I don't think there is something wrong with my video drivers
#1088 [11:04] <zeckarai> I got no mods
#1089 [11:04] <Tanjoodo> zeckarai: Try updating them, maybe they're just out of date.
#1090 [11:04] <zeckarai> I can play any other games, Starcraft 2, LoL, HoN, tf2 etc :P
#1091 [11:04] <zeckarai> I updated them 2days ago :P
#1092 [11:04] <Tanjoodo> Try reinstalling the game.
#1093 [11:05] <zeckarai> I can't find the bin file
#1094 [11:05] <zeckarai> And how do you propose I reinstall minecraft?
#1095 [11:05] <Tanjoodo> ??> reinst
#1096 [11:05] <Tanjoodo> ...
#1097 [11:05] <zeckarai> I've tried redownloading the game alot of times
#1098 [11:05] <Tanjoodo> I forgot the command
#1099 [11:06] <zeckarai> But the same problem accurs
#1100 [11:06] <zeckarai> you never install minecraft?
#1101 [11:06] <zeckarai> It's a java program :P
#1102 [11:06] <Tanjoodo> ??> zechari reinst/windows
#1103 [11:06] <Tanjoodo> I know how to install it.
#1104 [11:06] <zeckarai> I am not going to reinstall windows xd
#1105 [11:07] <Tanjoodo> I'm just trying to figure out the command which will walk you through the reinstallation proccess
#1106 [11:07] <Tanjoodo> >?? Tanjoodo index
#1107 [11:07] <zeckarai> okay
#1108 [11:07] <Tanjoodo> >.<
#1109 [11:07] <Tanjoodo> ??> Tanjoodo index
#1110 [11:07] <VoxelHead> Tanjoodo: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#1111 [11:07] <zeckarai> Well, wait I think it might work now :P
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#1113 [11:09] <Tanjoodo> zeckarai: Do you have a 64 bit system?
#1114 [11:09] <zeckarai> yes
#1115 [11:09] <Wug> I suspect graphics drivers
#1116 [11:09] <zeckarai> Minecraft worked when I last played it, about a week ago
#1117 [11:09] <Wug> minecraft uses opengl, so it might still not work if other games do
#1118 [11:09] <zeckarai> I can play any other game than minecraft :P
#1119 [11:09] <Tanjoodo> Okay.
#1120 [11:10] <zeckarai> okey, I'll check :P
#1121 [11:10] <Wug> have you tried force updating
#1122 [11:10] <zeckarai> I got it working now :P
#1123 [11:10] <Wug> k then
#1124 [11:10] <zeckarai> My wonderfull brother is fucking awsome
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#1130 [11:28] <deamon> hey i have an question. i don''t really like 1.8 and my server lags on it, does it matter for my account if i put it back to 1.7.3. an frend of mine told me ur account get deleted if u dont update
#1131 [11:30] <Wug> you can use 1.7.3 if you want
#1132 [11:30] <deamon> ok thnx
#1133 [11:30] <Wug> but you can't un-update, you have to have a backup of it
#1134 [11:32] <hatman> i have a question too, i have windows xp 5.1 and i really want to play minecraft but everytime i try to log on an icon appears on my desktop and it says hs_err_pid6084. i downloaded the latest version of java but it still doesnt work. please help?
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#1136 [11:34] <Wug> hatman: update your video drivers
#1137 [11:34] <Wug> you probably have a laptop with an intel graphics chip
#1138 [11:35] <Wug> and the drivers probably havent been updated since like 2005 :P
#1139 [11:36] <hatman> haha yeah and thanx
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#1141 [11:39] <TheNytangel> Wug, I got my Yak-40 to work :)
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#1143 [11:39] <Wug> what is a yak40
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#1145 [11:45] <paul> helo?
#1146 [11:45] <Wug> helo
#1147 [11:46] <paul> how do i make my minecraft not lagg
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#1149 [11:48] <Wug> paul: have you tried a prereleae
#1150 [11:48] <Wug> prerelease
#1151 [11:48] <Wug> :1.9
#1152 [11:48] <WugBot> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#1153 [11:48] <WugBot> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre5/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre5/minecraft_server.jar
#1154 [11:48] * GreyVulpine pokes wug
#1154 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> pre6 release is out
#1155 [11:49] <Wug> uhh. yeah it is, isnt it
#1156 [11:49] <Wug> ;+ 1.9 The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:;;1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#1157 [11:49] <WugBot> That factoid already exists.
#1158 [11:49] <Wug> ;~ 1.9 The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:;;1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#1159 [11:49] <WugBot> Done.
#1160 [11:49] <Wug> fix't
#1161 [11:54] <TheNytangel> Wug, it's a plane...
#1162 [11:55] <SimenOlai> wut
#1163 [11:55] <SimenOlai> whats a plane
#1164 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> yak-40?
#1165 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> Wasn't that a russian-made plane?
#1166 [11:56] <TheNytangel> Well the work "Yakovlev" seems russian
#1167 [11:57] <TheNytangel> So probably
#1168 [11:58] <Wug> TheNytangel: its not a computer, I know nothing about it
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#1172 [12:05] <Doblez> Wug?
#1173 [12:06] <Wug> hello
#1174 [12:06] <Wug> you need to stop getting it reset
#1175 [12:07] <Doblez> How was it that i got a session key? Because i would like to play other places too :D
#1176 [12:07] <Doblez> I just need the link :)
#1177 [12:07] <popoman> hello my minecraft refuses to open, creating fatal java crash can anyone help ?
#1178 [12:07] <Doblez> reinstall java
#1179 [12:07] <Wug> Doblez: http://login.minecraft.net/?user=<username>&password=<password>&version=13
#1180 [12:07] <popoman> ok i try
#1181 [12:08] <Doblez> Thanks wug :D
#1182 [12:08] <Doblez> Youre my man :)
#1183 [12:08] <Wug> get the number on the right and replace the number in the batch file with that
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#1185 [12:09] <Alto> heya, just wondering if MC is down
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#1187 [12:09] <zkxs> Alto, what country are you in?
#1188 [12:09] <shmoo> USA
#1189 [12:09] <Alto> sweden
#1190 [12:10] <shmoo> im confused are u supposed to help me run minecraft or is this a chat website?
#1191 [12:10] <Alto> well, obviously minecraft isnt down for everyone or else this chat would be spammed :)
#1192 [12:11] <Alto> whats your problem shmoo
#1193 [12:11] <zkxs> Alto, you're right. I'm in the USA and I don't have any issues.
#1194 [12:11] <shmoo> i cant get minecraft to work
#1195 [12:11] <shmoo> and i REELY want to plat it
#1196 [12:11] <Alto> okay, where do you get stuck shmoo? in the log in ?
#1197 [12:11] <zkxs> shmoo, what, specifically, is your issue?
#1198 [12:12] <shmoo> when i click on the outdaded version that is free it just shows the instrutions and it says it uses java
#1199 [12:13] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1200 [12:13] <Alto> you need to download java
#1201 [12:13] <zkxs> ?? java/version
#1202 [12:13] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1203 [12:13] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1204 [12:13] <shmoo> i did do that and installed it but the same thing comes up
#1205 [12:13] <zkxs> what url are you at?
#1206 [12:13] <shmoo> right now
#1207 [12:14] <zkxs> Well, what url do you go to to try and play minecraft classic?
#1208 [12:14] <shmoo> www.minecraft.net
#1209 [12:14] <SimenOlai> lol
#1210 [12:14] <SimenOlai> shmoo
#1211 [12:14] <shmoo> what?
#1212 [12:14] <SimenOlai> is it a popup window appearing?
#1213 [12:15] <shmoo> no
#1214 [12:15] <SimenOlai> are you sure you have newest java?
#1215 [12:15] <shmoo> it sais 32 bit and it will remind me if there is a newer version
#1216 [12:15] <shmoo> out now
#1217 [12:16] <SimenOlai> wooohooo, new java update
#1218 [12:16] <shmoo> ???
#1219 [12:16] <SimenOlai> for the beta version
#1220 [12:16] <SimenOlai> new update, woohoo!
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#1222 [12:17] <rakor> Hi there!
#1223 [12:17] <shmoo> hi
#1224 [12:17] <Alto> wazaa
#1225 [12:17] <SimenOlai> bye there!
#1226 [12:17] <SimenOlai> lol
#1227 [12:17] <zkxs> shmoo, what browser do you use?
#1228 [12:17] <shmoo> internet explorer 9
#1229 [12:17] <SimenOlai> get rid of that terrible browser
#1230 [12:17] <shmoo> HAy!
#1231 [12:17] <Alto> lol
#1232 [12:17] <SimenOlai> ?? ie
#1233 [12:17] <SimenOlai> ?? win/ie
#1234 [12:17] <rakor> Do you know how I could talk to some official member of the Minecraft Team?
#1235 [12:17] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#1236 [12:17] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#1237 [12:18] <Alto> download firefox ^^^
#1238 [12:18] <SimenOlai> you cant rakor, not right now
#1239 [12:18] <SimenOlai> alto
#1240 [12:18] <Alto> yup
#1241 [12:18] <SimenOlai> firefox is terrible at loading websites :P
#1242 [12:18] <SimenOlai> using 4 seconds to open :O
#1243 [12:18] <shmoo> do internet explorer is the problem?
#1244 [12:18] <Alto> been working fine for me for years
#1245 [12:18] <SimenOlai> yeah shmoo
#1246 [12:18] <rakor> damn... Ok, thank you
#1247 [12:18] <zkxs> shmoo, could be
#1248 [12:18] <Alto> though ive started having problems since summer :/
#1249 [12:19] <Alto> might download GC
#1250 [12:19] <shmoo> ...
#1251 [12:19] <SimenOlai> alto, there is a difference from working, and is awesome
#1252 [12:19] <SimenOlai> google chrome and firefox works
#1253 [12:19] <Alto> yea yea
#1254 [12:19] <SimenOlai> but google chrome is awesome
#1255 [12:19] <SimenOlai> :P
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#1257 [12:19] <shmoo> hang on a minute
#1258 [12:19] <SimenOlai> also i found out firefox takes over 30 minutes to download something at 1GB
#1259 [12:20] <SimenOlai> when google chrome uses like 6 minutes to download 1GB
#1260 [12:20] <shmoo> im istalling goolechrome right now
#1261 [12:20] * SimenOlai highfives shmoo
#1261 [12:21] <shmoo> :D
#1262 [12:21] <SimenOlai> wait a minute
#1263 [12:21] <SimenOlai> what is goolechrome ?
#1264 [12:21] <shmoo> what?
#1265 [12:21] <Alto> a browser
#1266 [12:21] <SimenOlai> no its not
#1267 [12:21] <shmoo> u dnt know
#1268 [12:21] <SimenOlai> i have never heard of it
#1269 [12:22] <shmoo> do u know what google is?
#1270 [12:22] <SimenOlai> it sounds like, THEY ARE COPYING GOOGLE CHROME
#1271 [12:22] <shmoo> WHAT?
#1272 [12:22] <SimenOlai> i have never heard of goolechrome
#1273 [12:22] <shmoo> Who?
#1274 [12:22] <Alto> -.-
#1275 [12:22] <Alto> hes making fun of u
#1276 [12:22] <SimenOlai> no i dont
#1277 [12:22] <shmoo> oh
#1278 [12:22] <Alto> cause u spelled google like goole
#1279 [12:22] <SimenOlai> i mean it, i have never heard of goolechrome
#1280 [12:23] <shmoo> ooohh
#1281 [12:23] <shmoo> sry
#1282 [12:23] <Alto> mr funnyguy right here
#1283 [12:23] <SimenOlai> weut
#1284 [12:23] <shmoo> ok m going on the minecraft website right now using google chrome?
#1285 [12:24] <Alto> yea
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#1287 [12:25] <shmoo> you better be right about this
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#1289 [12:25] <Alto> nah we just trollin
#1290 [12:25] <Alto> ;)
#1291 [12:25] <shmoo> AHHHHHHHHHHH IS STILL DOESNT WORK!!!
#1292 [12:25] <SimenOlai> wall
#1293 [12:25] <SimenOlai> well*
#1294 [12:25] <SimenOlai> what does it say
#1295 [12:26] <SimenOlai> could you give us a screenshot of it?
#1296 [12:26] <shmoo> it sais it cant display the webpage
#1297 [12:26] <Alto> do you have java installed?
#1298 [12:27] <shmoo> YES
#1299 [12:27] <SimenOlai> shmoo
#1300 [12:27] <SimenOlai> do you have teamviewer?
#1301 [12:27] <Alto> okayu
#1302 [12:27] <shmoo> what
#1303 [12:27] <TheNytangel> ?? teamviewer
#1304 [12:27] <SimenOlai> ??>shmoo tv
#1305 [12:27] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1306 [12:27] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1307 [12:27] <shmoo> so, theres no hope for me?
#1308 [12:27] <SimenOlai> yes there is
#1309 [12:28] <SimenOlai> just download teamviewer
#1310 [12:28] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#1311 [12:28] <Nikushimi> i have a problem with redstone circuits... if i set power to one and then remove the source for it (RS torch, lever, ...) the circuit is still activatet and glowing o_O
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#1313 [12:28] <Alto> nik, a repeater is involved?
#1314 [12:29] <shmoo> it doesnt soynd liken it all you people are doing is going to different websites and to download different things
#1315 [12:29] <Nikushimi> abou 4 are involved
#1316 [12:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Nikushimi: probably a bug or repeater.. screenshot?
#1317 [12:29] <SimenOlai> shmoo, just download it
#1318 [12:29] <SimenOlai> then i can help you
#1319 [12:29] <popoman> java update ok, when i try minecraft i get A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5240b4c7, pid=784, tid=3188
#1320 [12:30] <SimenOlai> popoman paste the error at pastebin
#1321 [12:30] <SimenOlai> ??pastebin
#1322 [12:30] <shmoo> ye sthats it what he said
#1323 [12:30] <SimenOlai> ?? pastebin
#1324 [12:30] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1325 [12:30] <shmoo> no
#1326 [12:30] <popoman> cool
#1327 [12:30] <SimenOlai> shmoo, downloaded teamviewer yet?
#1328 [12:30] * mib_ttcjdf [mib_ttcjdf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1329 [12:30] <shmoo> ill get help somewhere else. sory bu tgoodby
#1330 [12:31] <SimenOlai> what you say?
#1331 [12:31] <SimenOlai> i am trying to help you
#1332 [12:31] <SimenOlai> lol?
#1333 [12:31] <SimenOlai> bet he was 6 or 7
#1334 [12:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: or he just doesnt like teamviewer.
#1335 [12:32] <SimenOlai> he didnt say he didnt like it
#1336 [12:32] <SimenOlai> he just said i didnt try to help him
#1337 [12:33] <Nikushimi> screenshot for redstone thingy: http://gbimg.org/p.php?q=P3ha1
#1338 [12:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> what was his problem?
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#1340 [12:33] <SimenOlai> ...
#1341 [12:33] <SimenOlai> up there, its a circuit which last forever
#1342 [12:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Nikushimi: you looped the redstone around a repeater.
#1343 [12:34] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1344 [12:34] <SimenOlai> as i said :P
#1345 [12:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the one on the right
#1346 [12:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> on top level.
#1347 [12:34] <SimenOlai> why do you need that anyway?
#1348 [12:34] <TheRNN13> ill tell you what is says when i try to play the oudated version of minecraft for free
#1349 [12:35] <TheRNN13> This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse.
#1350 [12:35] <Nikushimi> it is for a 3*3 piston door
#1351 [12:35] <TheRNN13> in exact words
#1352 [12:35] <zkxs> TheReddeH, that doesn't mean anything. That is part of the html of the page, and it is even shown when the game is working.
#1353 [12:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> TheRNN13: um... this game requires java.... so go get java
#1354 [12:35] <TheReddeH> WHAT
#1355 [12:36] <zkxs> drat, i tabb completed wrong, i'm sorry
#1356 [12:36] <TheRNN13> i did
#1357 [12:36] <TheReddeH> i didnt say anything
#1358 [12:36] <TheReddeH> leave me be
#1359 [12:36] <SimenOlai> lol
#1360 [12:36] <zkxs> ^ sorry
#1361 [12:36] <SimenOlai> <TheRNN13>
#1362 [12:36] <TheRNN13> what
#1363 [12:36] <SimenOlai> go do what i said, download teamviewer
#1364 [12:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> TheReddeH: no need to get beligerent on a mis-tab...
#1365 [12:36] <TheReddeH> OMG you did it again|!
#1366 [12:37] <SimenOlai> lol
#1367 [12:37] <TheRNN13> how did you know its still me
#1368 [12:37] <TheReddeH> im so going to report you all!
#1369 [12:37] <SimenOlai> i got magical powers
#1370 [12:37] <TheRNN13> ...
#1371 [12:37] <SimenOlai> wtf thereddeh
#1372 [12:37] <zkxs> TheRNN13, lol, it is IRC. We can do that.
#1373 [12:37] <|Kiichan|Schala|> TheReddeH: no. i ment to use your name. :P
#1374 [12:37] <TheReddeH> yeah yeah Youre all on the list now!
#1375 [12:37] <SimenOlai> ban him for overreacting
#1376 [12:37] <SimenOlai> lol
#1377 [12:37] <TheReddeH> just u wait
#1378 [12:37] <SimenOlai> kick*
#1379 [12:37] <TheRNN13> ...
#1380 [12:38] <TheRNN13> hmm
#1381 [12:38] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ... im more inclined to just mute.. and repeatedly ping him...
#1382 [12:38] <SimenOlai> TheRNN13 either download teamviewer, or go bug someone else
#1383 [12:38] <SimenOlai> :P
#1384 [12:38] * mr_trousers [mr_trousers@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1385 [12:38] <TheRNN13> fine, ill go bug someone else
#1386 [12:38] <mr_trousers> hi
#1387 [12:38] <SimenOlai> why dont you like teamvieweR?
#1388 [12:38] <mr_trousers> i need some help
#1389 [12:38] <SimenOlai> too late....
#1390 [12:39] <SimenOlai> ok, with what?
#1391 [12:39] <SimenOlai> minecraft? :D
#1392 [12:39] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: hello pantaloons.
#1393 [12:39] <mr_trousers> yes
#1394 [12:39] <mr_trousers> im trying to get on my buddys server
#1395 [12:39] <SimenOlai> ok
#1396 [12:39] <mr_trousers> but it keeps saying timed out
#1397 [12:39] * |Kiichan|Schala| bets his buddy didnt set it up right.
#1397 [12:39] <SimenOlai> or
#1398 [12:39] <SimenOlai> he has bad internet
#1399 [12:40] <zkxs> he is on IRC...
#1400 [12:40] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: server ip? you can pm it to me if you want.
#1401 [12:40] <Nikushimi> well thx for helping me, circuit is going out now^^
#1402 [12:40] <SimenOlai> zkxs i talked about the other guy
#1403 [12:40] <zkxs> ahh
#1404 [12:40] <SimenOlai> :P
#1405 [12:41] <mr_trousers> the error massege its self is dissconected from server took to long to login
#1406 [12:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: what is the server address your friend gave you.
#1407 [12:41] <zkxs> mr_trousers, does the server show up as online in your server list?
#1408 [12:41] <mr_trousers> uhh no
#1409 [12:41] <mr_trousers> he made the server
#1410 [12:41] <mr_trousers> so i dout it 0_0
#1411 [12:41] <SimenOlai> lol
#1412 [12:42] <SimenOlai> best answer ever
#1413 [12:42] <zkxs> mr_trousers, try to connect to the minecraft server s.nerd.nu
#1414 [12:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: this is better <poo> on minecraft classic how do you update from 0.30. to 1.8.1.
#1415 [12:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#1416 [12:43] <SimenOlai> lol
#1417 [12:43] <SimenOlai> wait a minute
#1418 [12:43] <SimenOlai> thanks for the idea
#1419 [12:43] <mr_trousers> 0_0
#1420 [12:43] <SimenOlai> im going to have 1.8.1 in classic! :D
#1421 [12:43] <SimenOlai> if it works, which i bet doesnt
#1422 [12:43] <zkxs> mr_trousers, try to join the minecraft server s.nerd.nu
#1423 [12:43] <SimenOlai> ICECREAMCAR!!!
#1424 [12:43] <mr_trousers> whats the ip for that 0_0
#1425 [12:44] <SimenOlai> ...
#1426 [12:44] <SimenOlai> lol
#1427 [12:44] <zkxs> s.nerd.nu IS the ip
#1428 [12:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: wont. unless you edit the jar just so it says 1.8.1 :P
#1429 [12:44] <TheReddeH> i reported you all, the fbi said they will look into it!
#1430 [12:44] <mr_trousers> o 0_0
#1431 [12:44] <TheReddeH> hah!
#1432 [12:44] <SimenOlai> lol
#1433 [12:44] <SimenOlai> brb, someone just kicked my door down
#1434 [12:44] * WugBot kicked TheReddeH from #minecrafthelp (Reason: heReddeH :Kicked by |Kiichan|Schala|) (ok you can shut up now)
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#1436 [12:44] <mr_trousers> connection lost faild to login 0_0
#1437 [12:44] * zkxs sets bear traps in his lawn
#1437 [12:44] <SimenOlai> FBI!! OH NO
#1438 [12:44] <SimenOlai> heeeeelp!
#1439 [12:45] <SimenOlai> they took my coke !
#1440 [12:45] <TheReddeH> now ur just being silly :>
#1441 [12:45] <SimenOlai> says you
#1442 [12:45] <SimenOlai> lol
#1443 [12:45] <SimenOlai> back to work
#1444 [12:45] <TheReddeH> yeah well i was born an idiot, ur just pretending to be one
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#1447 [12:46] <SimenOlai> yeah, its very hard to be an idiot :D
#1448 [12:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i have no problems with the Female Breast Inspectors. i neither have breasts or am female. :D
#1449 [12:46] <SimenOlai> me too
#1450 [12:46] <mr_trousers> uhh
#1451 [12:46] <SimenOlai> i just got man boobs
#1452 [12:46] <zkxs> mr_trousers, in your server list, does either your friends server or s.nerd.nu show up as online?
#1453 [12:46] <SimenOlai> :D
#1454 [12:46] <mr_trousers> any way it says faild to login
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#1456 [12:46] <SimenOlai> FBI= Female Body Inspector
#1457 [12:46] <mr_trousers> no 0_0
#1458 [12:46] <SimenOlai> he has bad internet then
#1459 [12:46] <mr_trousers> uhh wait
#1460 [12:47] <SimenOlai> could you go to speedtest.net and take the test?
#1461 [12:47] <mr_trousers> wares the server list'0_0
#1462 [12:47] <SimenOlai> ...
#1463 [12:47] <zkxs> mr_trousers, it comes up when your press the multiplayer button
#1464 [12:47] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: the server list is when you click multiplayer and add servers to it
#1465 [12:47] <SimenOlai> what version of minecraft do you have
#1466 [12:47] <mr_trousers> 1.7.3
#1467 [12:47] <SimenOlai> i knew it
#1468 [12:48] <mr_trousers> ?
#1469 [12:48] <mr_trousers> ?
#1470 [12:48] * Flavorzoul [Flavorzoul@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1471 [12:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: . . . minecratf username?
#1472 [12:48] <SimenOlai> update it, i bet the other servers is 1.8.1
#1473 [12:48] <mr_trousers> XD
#1474 [12:48] <SimenOlai> !paid XD
#1475 [12:48] <mr_trousers> why?
#1476 [12:48] <SimenOlai> lol
#1477 [12:48] <mr_trousers> i have
#1478 [12:48] <TheReddeH> !paid thereddeh
#1479 [12:48] <SimenOlai> !paid SimenOlai
#1480 [12:48] <SimenOlai> :O
#1481 [12:48] <TheReddeH> pirates!
#1482 [12:48] <TheReddeH> booo
#1483 [12:48] <mr_trousers> will telling you my user name conferm that i have paid for it?
#1484 [12:49] <SimenOlai> mr
#1485 [12:49] <zkxs> yes
#1486 [12:49] <mr_trousers> ok
#1487 [12:49] <blha303> i wonder....
#1488 [12:49] <SimenOlai> we know you have bought
#1489 [12:49] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: if your username on minecraft is XD then you have not paid for it
#1490 [12:49] <blha303> !paid Notch
#1491 [12:49] * AuBot kicked blha303 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: lha303 :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1492 [12:49] <mr_trousers> my name is blockuser666
#1493 [12:49] <SimenOlai> hahaha
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#1495 [12:49] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !paid blockuser666
#1496 [12:49] <TheReddeH> lol
#1497 [12:49] <blha303> ahahahahaha
#1498 [12:49] <SimenOlai> see
#1499 [12:49] <SimenOlai> mr
#1500 [12:49] <SimenOlai> just update to 1.8.1
#1501 [12:49] <mr_trousers> see :3
#1502 [12:49] <blha303> of course Notch has paid for Minecraft
#1503 [12:49] <mr_trousers> but i forgot my password....
#1504 [12:49] <SimenOlai> wu
#1505 [12:49] <SimenOlai> se
#1506 [12:49] <SimenOlai> ...
#1507 [12:49] <mr_trousers> lol
#1508 [12:49] <SimenOlai> how did you get in last time?
#1509 [12:49] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :resetpass
#1510 [12:49] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1511 [12:50] <mr_trousers> call me fail if you like
#1512 [12:50] <mr_trousers> ye but the thin gis
#1513 [12:50] <mr_trousers> is*
#1514 [12:50] <mr_trousers> some bi**** has my email -_-
#1515 [12:50] <SimenOlai> lol
#1516 [12:50] <SimenOlai> why
#1517 [12:50] <mr_trousers> idk my email isant taking my password anymore
#1518 [12:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> then do pasword request there... or call whoever you have it with
#1519 [12:51] <zkxs> mr_trousers, has it occurred to you that whoever has your email could have reset your password?
#1520 [12:51] <SimenOlai> now, back to wor
#1521 [12:51] <SimenOlai> work
#1522 [12:52] <mr_trousers> what? from minecraft.net or from my email thing
#1523 [12:52] <zkxs> mr_trousers, both
#1524 [12:52] <mr_trousers> maby thay dont know the password?
#1525 [12:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: if someone has locked you out from your email, and knew you had minecraft....
#1526 [12:52] <mr_trousers> i mean that i know
#1527 [12:52] <mr_trousers> thay know i have minecraft
#1528 [12:52] <zkxs> all you need to reset your minecraft password is your email address
#1529 [12:53] <SimenOlai> uhm
#1530 [12:53] <mr_trousers> ik
#1531 [12:53] <SimenOlai> schala
#1532 [12:53] <SimenOlai> ive forgot which folder minecraft.net was in (classic)
#1533 [12:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: then a password reset request would allow them to hijack minecraft as well
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#1535 [12:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: %temp% ?
#1536 [12:53] <SimenOlai> oh right
#1537 [12:53] <SimenOlai> i tried %tempdata%
#1538 [12:53] <SimenOlai> lol
#1539 [12:54] <zkxs> mr_trousers, in layman's terms, you're pretty much screwed. Don't let your next email account get stolen.
#1540 [12:54] <mr_trousers> is there away to update it on my side?
#1541 [12:54] <mr_trousers> that the mc owner is ok with
#1542 [12:54] <zkxs> mr_trousers, if you don't have your password, you can't play online anyways.
#1543 [12:55] <zkxs> offline mode won't cut it.
#1544 [12:55] <mr_trousers> i have to play offline
#1545 [12:55] <mr_trousers> i use hamachi
#1546 [12:55] <mr_trousers> 0_0
#1547 [12:55] <zkxs> that doesn't matter.
#1548 [12:55] <mr_trousers> :/
#1549 [12:56] <zkxs> the whole point of offline mode is you cannot play online.
#1550 [12:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: 1. hamachi fails. 2. multiplayer cant be used in client offline mode
#1551 [12:56] <mr_trousers> if i find the **** who stole my email il kill him
#1552 [12:56] <zkxs> good luck. Don't lose your next email account.
#1553 [12:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: what is the part of your email address to the right of the @?
#1554 [12:57] <SimenOlai> OK!
#1555 [12:57] <mr_trousers> umm
#1556 [12:57] <SimenOlai> time to test
#1557 [12:57] <mr_trousers> .co.uk?
#1558 [12:57] <zkxs> mr_trousers, for example, @yahoo.com, @gmail.com, @aol.com
#1559 [12:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mr_trousers: a bit more...
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#1561 [12:57] <mr_trousers> ow
#1562 [12:57] <mr_trousers> its live
#1563 [12:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> live.co.uk... as in windows live?
#1564 [12:57] <mr_trousers> yup
#1565 [12:58] <zkxs> mr_trousers, when you make a new email address, I recommend going with gmail.
#1566 [12:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> you shoudl beable to contact their support on your email address getting hacked o.o;
#1567 [12:58] <SimenOlai> ITS WORKING
#1568 [12:58] <SimenOlai> loading a world
#1569 [12:58] <SimenOlai> eroding
#1570 [12:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: did you.... edit the jar?
#1571 [12:59] <SimenOlai> yep
#1572 [12:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol.
#1573 [12:59] <SimenOlai> soiling
#1574 [12:59] <SimenOlai> carving
#1575 [12:59] <SimenOlai> growing
#1576 [12:59] <SimenOlai> so many words, lol
#1577 [12:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> reticulating splines
#1578 [12:59] <SimenOlai> planting
#1579 [13:00] <SimenOlai> eyyy
#1580 [13:00] <zkxs> lol kiichan
#1581 [13:00] <SimenOlai> it just downloaded new files......
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#1583 [13:00] <SimenOlai> btw, why does classic lag more than beta
#1584 [13:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SimenOlai: because classic is old and decrepid?
#1585 [13:01] <SimenOlai> it even crashed my browser
#1586 [13:01] <SimenOlai> lol
#1587 [13:02] <mr_trousers> lol
#1588 [13:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i wouldnt be surprised if there were major optimiziations between Classic and Beta... infact id be sad if there wernt
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#1590 [13:02] <alla2442ahd> hi
#1591 [13:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lo
#1592 [13:02] <alla2442ahd> why doesnt my minecraft work!??!?
#1593 [13:03] <alla2442ahd> when i log in it says user not premium
#1594 [13:03] <alla2442ahd> and it worked yesterday
#1595 [13:03] * mib_ft6e8g [mib_ft6e8g@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1596 [13:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> alla2442ahd: minecraft username?
#1597 [13:03] <alla2442ahd> same as this
#1598 [13:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> alla2442ahd: also, did you purchase the account from somewhere BESIDES minecraft.net?
#1599 [13:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid alla2442ahd
#1600 [13:04] <alla2442ahd> yeah, on getminecraftcheaper.com
#1601 [13:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> alla2442ahd: congradulations. you got scammed.
#1602 [13:04] <alla2442ahd> screw you guys, why dont you help me?!?!
#1603 [13:04] <alla2442ahd> screw you guys, why dont you help me?!?!
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#1605 [13:04] <SimenOlai> wtf?
#1606 [13:04] <SimenOlai> he was weird
#1607 [13:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> well.. if he stuck around i could have told him somethign that woudl help...
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#1609 [13:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ....
#1610 [13:05] <asfauihuisd> HELP ME!
#1611 [13:05] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Kicked by |Kiikun|Janus|) (haha)
#1612 [13:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1613 [13:05] <asfauihuisd> ey
#1614 [13:05] <asfauihuisd> why did you do that, lol
#1615 [13:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> having fun Simen? :P
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#1617 [13:05] <asfauihuisd> lol
#1618 [13:05] <asfauihuisd> lol
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#1620 [13:05] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1621 [13:05] <SimenOlai> im having fun
#1622 [13:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> * asfauihuisd (SimenOlai@204.
#1623 [13:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1624 [13:06] <SimenOlai> i know :P
#1625 [13:06] <SimenOlai> i saw it after
#1626 [13:06] <mr_trousers> wow did someone really fall for that 0_0
#1627 [13:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dont usually read hostmasks
#1628 [13:06] <SimenOlai> just like,, F***
#1629 [13:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_trousers: we get that actual problem alot.
#1630 [13:06] <SimenOlai> ill get a cool ip
#1631 [13:06] <SimenOlai> ill get back!
#1632 [13:07] <mr_trousers> i wood find some thing calld get mindecraft for cheaper wuild just scream SCAM
#1633 [13:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_trousers: oh.. you mean that? alla2442ahd was SimenOlai :P
#1634 [13:07] <zkxs> yep
#1635 [13:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> he was trolling
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#1637 [13:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and then got boot to ass :P
#1638 [13:07] <mr_trousers> 0_o
#1639 [13:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_trousers: we DO get people comign in here after getting scammed though.
#1640 [13:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? scam
#1641 [13:08] <VoxelHead> scam: If you bought from or were given a gift code that was bought from anywhere but minecraft.net it's a scam. Mojang does not give out discounts for purchasing gift codes so there's absolutely no profit to be made.
#1642 [13:08] <VoxelHead> scam: DO NOT purchase minecraft from any site other than minecraft.net, under any circumstances, period.
#1643 [13:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#1644 [13:08] <mr_trousers> i wonder what steam is gonna do as a sorry we feked up to the ppl who got there info stolen XD
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#1647 [13:09] <SimenOlai> wut da
#1648 [13:09] <SimenOlai> ban him! lol
#1649 [13:09] <mr_trousers> ?
#1650 [13:09] <mr_trousers> who
#1651 [13:09] <DONTBANME> DONT BAN ME
#1652 [13:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> SimenOlai: a proxy?
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#1654 [13:09] <SimenOlai> what?
#1655 [13:09] <DONTBANME> Fndkffjjf
#1656 [13:10] <SimenOlai> thats not me
#1657 [13:10] <DONTBANME> Cjwfjjejrirdfd
#1658 [13:10] <zkxs> !kb
#1659 [13:10] <SimenOlai> finger
#1660 [13:10] <SimenOlai> wtf?
#1661 [13:10] <DONTBANME> Bye
#1662 [13:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> a ctcp info
#1663 [13:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> was checkign to see if that was you before i booted :P
#1664 [13:11] <zkxs> the ip was from norway
#1665 [13:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes..... proxys tend to do that
#1666 [13:11] <mib_zd8o8j> can you play minecraft solo without a premium
#1667 [13:11] <SimenOlai> no
#1668 [13:11] <SimenOlai> not legally
#1669 [13:11] <mib_zd8o8j> dam
#1670 [13:12] <SimenOlai> only minecraft classic
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#1672 [13:12] <SimenOlai> but there is a
#1673 [13:12] <SimenOlai> ?? demo
#1674 [13:12] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1675 [13:12] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1676 [13:12] <SimenOlai> :D
#1677 [13:12] <hello7728jd> Sup
#1678 [13:13] <hello7728jd> Ill be your nightmare today
#1679 [13:13] <zkxs> *@tmi.telenormobil.no
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#1681 [13:13] * |Kiikun|Janus| wraps *!*@*.77.19.29.189.tmi.telenormobil.no's head in ducttape
#1681 [13:13] <hello7728jd> Sup
#1682 [13:14] <hello7728jd> Xu
#1683 [13:14] <SimenOlai> ??
#1684 [13:14] * |Kiikun|Janus| wraps *!*@*.tmi.telenormobil.no's head in ducttape
#1684 [13:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oops :P
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#1686 [13:14] <SimenOlai> where he get all that ip's from?
#1687 [13:15] <zkxs> some proxy service or other
#1688 [13:15] <SimenOlai> haha, he is muted
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#1691 [13:17] <zkxs> is it time for !kb yet?
#1692 [13:17] <SimenOlai> for who?
#1693 [13:18] <zkxs> our mystery troll?
#1694 [13:18] <SimenOlai> the sup guy?
#1695 [13:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the guy using an android.
#1696 [13:19] <SimenOlai> ok
#1697 [13:19] <SimenOlai> android guy
#1698 [13:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and probably IS from norway.
#1699 [13:19] <SimenOlai> :O
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#1701 [13:19] <SimenOlai> same as me! :O
#1702 [13:20] * |Kiikun|Janus| is gonna kick SimenOlai...
#1702 [13:20] <SimenOlai> me?
#1703 [13:20] <SimenOlai> why?
#1704 [13:20] <zkxs> why do you think?
#1705 [13:20] <SimenOlai> why not just /ban *!*@norway
#1706 [13:20] <SimenOlai> lol
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#1708 [13:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !kb hello7728jd
#1709 [13:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !k hello7728jd
#1710 [13:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> meh. aubot....
#1711 [13:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !kick hello7728jd
#1712 [13:21] * AuBot kicked |Kiikun|Janus| from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Kiikun|Janus| :No. Just...No.)
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#1714 [13:21] <SimenOlai> lol
#1715 [13:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yup... still hates me
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#1717 [13:21] * WugBot kicked hello7728jd from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ello7728jd :Kicked by |Kiikun|Janus|) (Because.)
#1718 [13:21] <SimenOlai> just /ban *!*@*.tmi.telenormobil.no
#1719 [13:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or i can call down the people who wield the banhammers :P
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#1721 [13:23] <SimenOlai> lol
#1722 [13:23] <SimenOlai> just /ban *!*@*.tmi.telenormobil.no !! before he spams us more
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#1726 [13:25] <SimenOlai> :D
#1727 [13:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kealper... wug...
#1728 [13:25] <SimenOlai> xchat <3
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#1730 [13:28] <SimenOlai> almostroot dopeghoti greyvulpine kealper mollstam morrolan opeth
#1731 [13:28] <SimenOlai> help us
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#1733 [13:28] <Morrolan> Derp
#1734 [13:28] <Opeth> ??
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#1736 [13:28] <Morrolan> Not that polite to highlight everyone in reach, my friend. ;)
#1737 [13:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi Morrolan :P and Opeth we have .... yeah... him
#1738 [13:29] <SimenOlai> could you guys /ban *!*@*.tmi.telenormobil.no
#1739 [13:29] * VoxelHead kicked Guest33798 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uest33798 :Banned)
#1740 [13:29] * VoxelHead kicked hello7728jd from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ello7728jd :Banned)
#1741 [13:29] <Morrolan> Yea, right, I was going to read through the chatlog, but I guess that works too. :P
#1742 [13:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thanks :D
#1743 [13:29] <SimenOlai> :P
#1744 [13:29] <SimenOlai> yay! no more spam
#1745 [13:30] <Morrolan> Oh, yea, I see, that guy was busy. ^^
#1746 [13:30] <SimenOlai> lol
#1747 [13:30] <SimenOlai> kiikun, thats why always nick spam
#1748 [13:31] <SimenOlai> the help comes faster :P
#1749 [13:32] <SimenOlai> im so cold at my hands
#1750 [13:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> SimenOlai: i was targeting the people who dont mind being bothered if it means wielding the banhammer :P
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#1752 [13:36] <supersnake> hi my minecraft cant install
#1753 [13:38] <zkxs> supersnake, are you using the launcher or are you in browser? What OS are you on?
#1754 [13:38] <supersnake> can help me anyone ? always there stand fatal error occurred 4 : (null) and i dont know why
#1755 [13:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> supersnake: the client loads?
#1756 [13:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> supersnake: the client loads?
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#1759 [13:40] <supersnake> please help me i cant start minecraft on browser and i cant start it on launcher
#1760 [13:41] <cornelius> hi. anyone here?
#1761 [13:41] * |Kiikun|Janus| thumbs up to Opeth :D
#1761 [13:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cornelius: yes there are people here corny.
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#1763 [13:41] <SimenOlai> what did opeth do?
#1764 [13:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> he's doing @eth stuff :P
#1765 [13:42] <mib_xgil6m> how do i get a good fps like 40 fps
#1766 [13:42] <supersnake> sorry but wath is opeth?
#1767 [13:42] <SimenOlai> lol
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#1769 [13:42] <cornelius> so I have a question. I am running a Minecraft server on ubuntu. All the sudden I am getting this error message on my world "[WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?" . So I create another world, and I dont get this error. I load the old world, same thing. Something is wrong with my world. Any suggestions?
#1770 [13:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> supersnake: he is a person :P
#1771 [13:42] <supersnake> no not lol this is my first time on this page
#1772 [13:43] <zkxs> he is the one who is wondering why we keep talking about him
#1773 [13:43] <grinning> hello
#1774 [13:43] <grinning> I cannot login to my minecraft client
#1775 [13:43] <grinning> cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1776 [13:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> supersnake: try updating your java first. at www,java.com
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#1778 [13:43] <mib_xgil6m> so how do i get a good fps?
#1779 [13:43] * Opeth flails.
#1779 [13:43] <grinning> did it switch to SRE07?
#1780 [13:43] <SimenOlai> mib_xgil6m, get a better computer
#1781 [13:43] <SimenOlai> lol
#1782 [13:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_xgil6m: lower settings or a better computer
#1783 [13:43] <supersnake> i have already done to check my java
#1784 [13:43] <Diablodoct0r> Streaming Skyrim LIVE in a few minutes, at http://livestream.com/diablodoc - 18 hour long footage already coming on YouTube under "Diablodoc".
#1785 [13:43] <cornelius> @kiikun - java up to date
#1786 [13:43] <grinning> guys
#1787 [13:43] <grinning> i mean
#1788 [13:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> supersnake: then do what vox said
#1789 [13:43] <grinning> like
#1790 [13:44] <grinning> cannot login
#1791 [13:44] <grinning> with my client
#1792 [13:44] * WugBot kicked Diablodoct0r from #minecrafthelp (Reason: iablodoct0r :Kicked by |Kiikun|Janus|) (Because.)
#1793 [13:44] <zkxs> grinning, have you been able to connect on this computer before?
#1794 [13:44] <mib_xgil6m> I cant get a better computer and what will i change my settings to
#1795 [13:44] <supersnake> vox?
#1796 [13:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> supersnake forceupdate
#1797 [13:44] <VoxelHead> supersnake: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1798 [13:44] <VoxelHead> supersnake: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1799 [13:45] <cornelius> so I have a question. I am running a Minecraft server on ubuntu. All the sudden I am getting this error message on my world "[WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?" . So I create another world, and I dont get this error. I load the old world, same thing. Something is wrong with my world. Any suggestions?
#1800 [13:45] <grinning> should i force update?
#1801 [13:45] <grinning> and lose my mods
#1802 [13:45] <supersnake> yes i have already do it but then the problem is coming
#1803 [13:45] <mib_xgil6m> i have tried that before but it doesnt help
#1804 [13:45] <grinning> or should i backup my mods first
#1805 [13:45] <grinning> xD
#1806 [13:45] <zkxs> cornelius, that generally means your computer isn't fast enough
#1807 [13:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cornelius: if its the world.. maybe you got overloaded with mobs. open it in mcedit and erase them?
#1808 [13:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> cornelius mcedit
#1809 [13:45] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
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#1811 [13:46] <SimenOlai> what are good games?
#1812 [13:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> SimenOlai: Syberia
#1813 [13:46] <zkxs> SimenOlai, go play Dwarf Fortress
#1814 [13:46] <grinning> minecraft semiolai...
#1815 [13:46] <mib_xgil6m> the best i will get is 20 fps
#1816 [13:46] <grinning> durr
#1817 [13:46] <mib_xgil6m> it will go random
#1818 [13:46] <grinning> xD
#1819 [13:46] <SimenOlai> something i dont have :P
#1820 [13:46] <cornelius> @Kiikun - computer should be plenty fast enough with 3G and 64 bit CPU. so you suggest deleting all mobs?
#1821 [13:46] <mib_xgil6m> it could be 16 fps then the next 4
#1822 [13:46] <zkxs> mib_xgil6m, there is only so much you can do to boost FPS short of getting better hardware.
#1823 [13:47] * TheNytangel needs GreyVulpine
#1823 [13:47] <mib_xgil6m> is it best to keep my game on peacful then
#1824 [13:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cornelius: too many entities is the only thing i can think of.. except maybe too many automated piston contraptions? but those would stop on restart of server.
#1825 [13:48] <grinning> I cannot connect to mc.net
#1826 [13:48] <grinning> Can anyone please help
#1827 [13:48] <grinning> like with my client
#1828 [13:48] <TheNytangel> ??> grinning error/cantconnect
#1829 [13:48] <VoxelHead> grinning: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1830 [13:48] <VoxelHead> grinning: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#1831 [13:48] <grinning> Voxel
#1832 [13:49] <grinning> I have been connecting in the past
#1833 [13:49] <grinning> system time is correct
#1834 [13:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> grinning: whats does this page say to you? https://login.minecraft.net/?user=notch&password=notreal&version=13
#1835 [13:49] <grinning> Bad login
#1836 [13:49] <mib_xgil6m> well should i keep my game mode on peaceful
#1837 [13:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok so the sites nto blocked.
#1838 [13:49] <grinning> is minecraft auth broken for me?
#1839 [13:49] <zkxs> grinning, no.
#1840 [13:50] <cornelius> VoxelHead - well it works on a brand new world just fine so I think that eliminates the java, time issues, mameory, etc. I think
#1841 [13:50] <grinning> my account works
#1842 [13:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> grinning: have you tried clickign 'try again' a few times?
#1843 [13:50] <grinning> yes
#1844 [13:50] <grinning> of course
#1845 [13:50] <grinning> I came on here as a last resort
#1846 [13:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> otherwise im thinking it might be you got java blocked by something
#1847 [13:50] <grinning> what?
#1848 [13:50] <grinning> I have a mac
#1849 [13:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or java just borked :P
#1850 [13:50] <grinning> so virus
#1851 [13:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... ew.
#1852 [13:50] <grinning> is
#1853 [13:51] <grinning> lets put it this way
#1854 [13:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> possible.
#1855 [13:51] <grinning> I have very good antivirus OS and Software installed and running on my computer
#1856 [13:51] <grinning> lets put it that way
#1857 [13:51] <zkxs> what if your antivirus/firewall is TOO good?
#1858 [13:51] <grinning> It's not
#1859 [13:51] <grinning> I was playing MC yesterday
#1860 [13:51] <grinning> and have been playing for over a year now
#1861 [13:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> grinning: no. you have a very proprietary os that very few people write viruses for and if any essential breaks you have to reinstall then entire os instead of whatever broke.
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#1863 [13:52] <grinning> that's good
#1864 [13:52] <grinning> But trust me
#1865 [13:53] <grinning> My AntiVirus is very good.
#1866 [13:53] <grinning> lets leave it at that
#1867 [13:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and the enter key is not a punctuation mark
#1868 [13:53] <grinning> Thanks for clarifying that
#1869 [13:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and.... SCOTT! WE GOT A MAC USER FOR YOU TO HELP!
#1870 [13:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1871 [13:53] <grinning> Imma try to reboot again
#1872 [13:54] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt know macs
#1872 [13:54] <hahaha> hello, i need an updated video card driver for my laptop in order to play minecraft but i dont know how to update it
#1873 [13:54] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|Janus|, guess what? Steve Jobs was my next door neighbor for years
#1874 [13:54] <zkxs> hahaha, do you use windows?
#1875 [13:54] <TheNytangel> Jk
#1876 [13:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNytangel: i doubt that.
#1877 [13:55] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|Janus|, that's why I said "jk"
#1878 [13:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i was slow :P
#1879 [13:55] <hahaha> hello?
#1880 [13:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hahaha: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Yggdrasil, or Atari 2600?
#1881 [13:55] <hahaha> windows XP
#1882 [13:56] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|Janus|, what the hell is Yggdrasil?
#1883 [13:56] <zkxs> ??> hahaha win/dxdiag
#1884 [13:56] <VoxelHead> hahaha: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1885 [13:56] <VoxelHead> hahaha: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1886 [13:56] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|Janus|, I don't think Minecraft is supported on that system
#1887 [13:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNytangel: the world tree :D or the computer than runs the universe :P
#1888 [13:56] <hahaha> win/dxdiag?
#1889 [13:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hahaha: do what VoxelHead just told you
#1890 [13:57] <hahaha> ok
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#1892 [13:57] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|Janus|, let's pray to god he doesn't own that computer then
#1893 [13:57] <grinning> Ya didn't work...
#1894 [13:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TheNytangel: the only person who 'Owns' Yggdrasil is God. all the rest just administrate it :P
#1895 [13:58] <zkxs> @God has joined #Yggdrasil
#1896 [13:59] <TheNytangel> zkxs, &, not @
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#1898 [13:59] <grinning> well it didn't work
#1899 [13:59] <grinning> lol
#1900 [13:59] <grinning> gawd
#1901 [13:59] <grinning> I have everything backed up now
#1902 [14:00] <hahaha> thats a virus
#1903 [14:00] <grinning> ?
#1904 [14:00] <grinning> really
#1905 [14:00] <grinning> hmm
#1906 [14:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hahaha: whats a virus? dxdiag?
#1907 [14:00] <hahaha> yea
#1908 [14:00] <grinning> well
#1909 [14:00] <grinning> I'm Scanning mac for virus's as we speak
#1910 [14:00] <grinning> with virus scanner
#1911 [14:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hahaha: um.. no... its a diagnostics tool... thus the diag
#1912 [14:01] <grinning> in depth
#1913 [14:01] <grinning> very in depth
#1914 [14:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hahaha: so unless you know what graphics card you have (which i doubt)..
#1915 [14:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> johnny cash.....
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#1920 [14:15] <kort> Hey guys, I've bought minecraft with Digital Debit, but it did not work :/ Could you help me ?
#1921 [14:16] <zkxs> kort: Can you check your card to see if the payment actually went through?
#1922 [14:16] <kort> not today :/
#1923 [14:17] <zkxs> sometimes cards will block the purchase of minecraft because it is an international transaction. (mojang is based in sweden)
#1924 [14:17] <zkxs> kort, what is your minecraft username?
#1925 [14:17] <kort> marlin1993
#1926 [14:17] <zkxs> !paid marlin1993
#1927 [14:17] <kort> okey thanks :)
#1928 [14:18] <zkxs> That generally means that mojang hasn't received payment yet.
#1929 [14:18] <kort> so i will use pay pal ;)
#1930 [14:18] <zkxs> kort: err...
#1931 [14:19] <zkxs> kort, make sure the payment on your card is canceled before you use paypal, or you might end up paying for two copies...
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#1933 [14:19] <kort> yea i will check it first
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#1935 [14:21] <SimenOlai> dinner
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#1937 [14:25] <sooi11> Does anyone know how to fix the hs_err_pid:"number" thing for minecraft?
#1938 [14:26] <zkxs> sooi11: could you give us the contents of your HS_err file using pastebin?
#1939 [14:26] <sooi11> sure
#1940 [14:26] <sooi11> http://pastebin.com/kQwSD9GS
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#1944 [14:28] <zkxs> sooi11: it looks to be an openGL issue. You should try updating your video drivers.
#1945 [14:28] <sooi11> I did try that
#1946 [14:28] <zkxs> sooi11: what operating system do you use?
#1947 [14:28] <sooi11> Windows 7 64 bit
#1948 [14:29] <zkxs> what version of java are you running?
#1949 [14:29] <sooi11> 6 29
#1950 [14:29] <sooi11> or something
#1951 [14:29] <sooi11> i tried alot of versions
#1952 [14:29] <zkxs> 6.29 is the most recent
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#1956 [14:31] <zkxs> sooi11: are you running in compatibility mode?
#1957 [14:31] <sooi11> Heres what I get when I enter my driver stuff http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx#1 what exactly do i have to download to update it?
#1958 [14:31] <sooi11> and what do you mean?
#1959 [14:31] <zkxs> at the bottom of http://pastebin.com/kQwSD9GS it says you're running XP SP3
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#1961 [14:33] <sooi11> :o?
#1962 [14:33] <zkxs> sooi11: the top one is the driver
#1963 [14:33] <frogaincia> When trying to run Minecraft, get a message "bad video card drivers" Can anyone help?
#1964 [14:33] <zkxs> ??> frogaincia win/dxdiag
#1965 [14:33] <VoxelHead> frogaincia: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1966 [14:33] <VoxelHead> frogaincia: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1967 [14:34] <sooi11> (for me Minecraft worked perfectly before)
#1968 [14:34] <zkxs> sooi11: wait, you used to be able to run minecraft on your PC?
#1969 [14:35] <sooi11> yep
#1970 [14:35] <sooi11> Just 1 day it dicided to not work anymore
#1971 [14:35] <zkxs> sooi11: did you change anything before minecraft broke?
#1972 [14:36] <sooi11> A guy came to look why btfld 3 didnt work
#1973 [14:36] <sooi11> maybe he did something with the driver thing,
#1974 [14:36] <zkxs> well, from the log it looks to be an opengl issue
#1975 [14:37] <sooi11> and updating my driver should help?
#1976 [14:37] <zkxs> it could
#1977 [14:37] <zkxs> I need to go eat now, but there are other people here who can help you.
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#1979 [14:38] <sooi11> K thnx
#1980 [14:38] <frogaincia> http://pastebin.com/1hK9qq00
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#1983 [14:41] <grinning> I still cannot get into my minecraft
#1984 [14:41] <grinning> any help?
#1985 [14:41] <grinning> virus scan says nad
#1986 [14:41] <grinning> nada
#1987 [14:41] <question> Ok I am trying to run minecraft on a mac
#1988 [14:42] <grinning> Easy
#1989 [14:42] <grinning> drag to applications folder
#1990 [14:42] <grinning> i have mac to
#1991 [14:42] <question> but when i try to play a world it
#1992 [14:42] <question> fails
#1993 [14:42] <grinning> ?
#1994 [14:42] <question> and closes out
#1995 [14:42] <grinning> ok
#1996 [14:42] <sooi11> Thank you very much zkxs it works :)
#1997 [14:42] <grinning> hmm
#1998 [14:42] <grinning> Idea
#1999 [14:42] <grinning> Is your java good
#2000 [14:42] <grinning> ?
#2001 [14:43] <question> Let me check
#2002 [14:43] <question> I am chatting on another computer
#2003 [14:43] <frogaincia> When I try to download Minecraft, I get the "Bad video card drivers!" error message. I followed VoxelHead's instructions and got this information: http://pastebin.com/1hK9qq00
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#2005 [14:44] <Pickles> How can I get my Minecraft to not be so laggy? I can't even fend of those creepers. :,(
#2006 [14:45] <grinning> easy
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#2008 [14:45] <grinning> render dsistance
#2009 [14:45] <grinning> down to normal
#2010 [14:45] <grinning> Advanced OpenGL
#2011 [14:45] <grinning> on
#2012 [14:45] <grinning> MaxFPS settings on
#2013 [14:45] <grinning> and
#2014 [14:45] <grinning> No improved light
#2015 [14:46] <Pickles> Thanks I'll try it out.
#2016 [14:46] <question> It says the java is up to date?
#2017 [14:46] <grinning> o and
#2018 [14:46] <grinning> Graphics
#2019 [14:46] <grinning> Fast
#2020 [14:46] <grinning> Fancy is really laggy
#2021 [14:46] <question> So what should I do now?
#2022 [14:46] <grinning> hmm
#2023 [14:47] <grinning> You should be good question
#2024 [14:47] <Pickles> Play Minecraft :D
#2025 [14:47] <question> So when I do new world
#2026 [14:47] <question> It turns black
#2027 [14:47] <question> and says "Minecraft error
#2028 [14:48] <frogaincia> When I try to download Minecraft, I get the "Bad video card drivers!" error message. I followed VoxelHead's instructions and got this information: http://pastebin.com/1hK9qq00
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#2030 [14:49] <mib_bmva4z> hi
#2031 [14:50] <mib_bmva4z> what are the requirements to run the game?
#2032 [14:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? requirements
#2033 [14:52] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#2034 [14:52] <frogaincia> When I try to download Minecraft, I get the "Bad video card drivers!" error message. I followed VoxelHead's instructions and got this information: http://pastebin.com/1hK9qq00 Can someone please help?
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#2036 [14:54] <mib_nvx0dm> ok so minecraft single player wont run on my laptop, and the minecraft beta wont run either, in goes to a blank screen and there is a little peice of paper with a red X on it, how do i fix that
#2037 [14:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> frogaincia: download and install this http://downloadmirror.intel.com/18774/a08/winxp_14374.exe
#2038 [14:55] <mib_nvx0dm> and what does that do?
#2039 [14:56] <frogaincia> What are the minimum requirements?
#2040 [14:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_nvx0dm: it updates frogaincia's video drivers. as you are NOT frogaincia they probably wont do anything for you
#2041 [14:57] <frogaincia> It exited the setup because I did not meet the minimum requirements.
#2042 [14:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#2043 [14:57] <mib_nvx0dm> ok, idk the requirements, i just know this laptop is old and my PC is new..but on my pc it runs slow when i put the veiw on "far" and after a while it crashes
#2044 [14:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> frogaincia: um...
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#2046 [14:58] <mib_nvx0dm> it just pauses and i have to turn off my pc
#2047 [14:59] <frogaincia> I just purchased the beta and have not been able to play through my browser or the download.
#2048 [14:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> frogaincia: ok forget that one... just go here. http://www.intel.com/support/detect.htm?iid=dc_iduu
#2049 [14:59] <frogaincia> OK.
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#2051 [15:00] <something> Whenever I attempt to open the Minecraft download nothing comes up, just some error log on my desktop. I suspect it may be that Minecraft should be running in 64-bit, just not sure how to do that.
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#2053 [15:01] <mib_nvx0dm> something, it may be because your cmputer doesnt know the creater of the game, try playing it in browser
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#2055 [15:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> something: if an error log appears on desktop... put it on www.pastebin.com and give us the link
#2056 [15:01] <something> I've tried playing it in the browser as well, it never fully loads.
#2057 [15:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? pastebin
#2058 [15:01] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#2060 [15:02] <hystereak> hello !
#2061 [15:02] <hystereak> is there someone?
#2062 [15:02] <kermi> Hey I can't play Minecraft on my computer because I don't have Java; I don't have enough space on my computer for it. Any help with getting rid of unwanted files?
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#2064 [15:03] <kermi> Any help?
#2065 [15:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kermi: you can check your downloads and documents folders for stuff you dont need.. and empty recycle bins
#2066 [15:03] <dfgd> hey i bought minecraft with debit and its been about almost an hour and it still is saying it isnt premium
#2067 [15:04] <hystereak> delete the films that you have ever watch or buy a external hard drive
#2068 [15:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kermi: and windows has a tool to clean up disk space..
#2069 [15:04] <kermi> Thanks...but just in case are there any other ways?
#2070 [15:04] <mib_nvx0dm> ohhi hystereak i can attempt to hlp
#2071 [15:04] <something> Here: http://pastebin.com/v7378wn2
#2072 [15:04] <dfgd> kermi how long should a debit card take to process? im in the U.S.
#2073 [15:04] <mib_nvx0dm> does anyone know where and how i can download beta 1.0 pre?
#2074 [15:04] <hystereak> thanks! mib_nvx0dm
#2075 [15:05] <dfgd> .........
#2076 [15:05] <kermi> Yeah I'm in the US too but what do you mean
#2077 [15:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> something: yeah. its crashing into your nvidia drivers. go and upsate them at www.nvidia.com
#2078 [15:05] <dfgd> i was saying that do you know how long it should take with a debit card for it to process my premium account
#2079 [15:05] <something> Oh, okay. Thanks.
#2080 [15:05] <clarjon1> dfgd: It can sometimes take up to 48 hrs, depending on which payment method you used.
#2081 [15:05] <clarjon1> eg, paypal, or other service
#2082 [15:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> dfgd payment
#2083 [15:06] <VoxelHead> dfgd: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2084 [15:06] <VoxelHead> dfgd: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#2085 [15:06] <dfgd> i used debit
#2086 [15:06] <clarjon1> dfgd: You should also check with your bank
#2087 [15:06] <hystereak> ok so i have a little question about update, i'm running minecraft1.8.1 on OSX 10.6.8 (premium account) and i would like to update it with the 1.9 is it possible? how?
#2088 [15:06] <dfgd> it sai did
#2089 [15:06] <clarjon1> dfgd: Perhaps they are putting a hold on the transaction
#2090 [15:06] <dfgd> hmmm
#2091 [15:06] <dfgd> they said it charged me 3 times but it didnt go through
#2092 [15:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dfgd: did the payment site say it? or just the minecraft site when you got back to it?
#2093 [15:06] <clarjon1> You know how some banks are being helfpul, and putting 'suspicious transactions' into a hold queue
#2094 [15:06] <kermi> VoxelHead when I got my account, I wanted to use paypal but it was in a European language. Do you know why?
#2095 [15:07] <dfgd> yeah they might have done that
#2096 [15:07] <clarjon1> perhaps your bank is delaying the payment, in case you want to cancel a 'suspicious' one
#2097 [15:07] <dfgd> k
#2098 [15:07] <dfgd> hold on
#2099 [15:07] <hystereak> if its in french i can help you
#2100 [15:08] <kermi> ok thx |Kiikun|Janus| bye
#2101 [15:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the paypal site? the language menu is in the top right
#2102 [15:10] <frogaincia> |Kilkun|Janus| I downloaded the drivers I did not have from the Intel website. It said I need to restart my computer for the new drivers to work. Should I do that next?
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#2104 [15:10] <hystereak> someone knows for my update questions?
#2105 [15:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> frogaincia: yes.
#2106 [15:10] <frogaincia> Ok. Thank you. Should the download work afterwards?
#2107 [15:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hystereak: we dont support prerelase stuff in here.. but you just download the prerelease jar and put it in your .minecraft/bin/ folder
#2108 [15:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> hystereak mac/.minecraft
#2109 [15:11] <VoxelHead> hystereak: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#2110 [15:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hystereak: also a good idea to backup your current minecraft.jar so you can go back if you want.
#2111 [15:12] <rymate1234> lol mac
#2112 [15:13] <SimenOlai> lol mac!
#2113 [15:13] <SimenOlai> lol
#2114 [15:13] * |Kiikun|Janus| has almost a dozen copies between vanilla and modded of each version :P
#2114 [15:13] <SimenOlai> fuck yeah, just downloaded mw3
#2115 [15:13] * AuBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Please keep it civil.)
#2116 [15:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HAH!
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#2118 [15:13] * |Kiikun|Janus| coughs
#2118 [15:13] <SimenOlai> why is it bad saying fuck?
#2119 [15:13] * AuBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Please keep it civil.)
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#2121 [15:13] <SimenOlai> lol
#2122 [15:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... lol
#2123 [15:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes. aubot autokick :P
#2124 [15:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and i has go now
#2125 [15:14] <pico> will animals stay in smp after the new patch with the animal breeding?
#2126 [15:14] <rymate1234> fuck just said fuck
#2127 [15:14] * AuBot kicked rymate1234 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ymate1234 :Please keep it civil.)
#2128 [15:14] <SimenOlai> fu.ck yeah, just downloaded mw3
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#2130 [15:14] <hystereak> i have 3 minecraft.jar on my folder :)
#2131 [15:14] <SimenOlai> haha
#2132 [15:14] <SimenOlai> use fu.ck
#2133 [15:14] <SimenOlai> wut
#2134 [15:14] <SimenOlai> thats not possible
#2135 [15:14] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Kicked by |Kiikun|Janus|) (kickbypass kick)
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#2137 [15:14] <SimenOlai> what+
#2138 [15:14] <SimenOlai> ?
#2139 [15:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#2140 [15:15] <SimenOlai> wait
#2141 [15:15] <SimenOlai> mw3 was 33% done :(
#2142 [15:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i rename mine to like.. minecraft.Van181.jar
#2143 [15:15] <SimenOlai> ahh
#2144 [15:15] <dfgd> grrr i dont wants to wait for minecraft
#2145 [15:15] <hystereak> ah no i see sorry XD
#2146 [15:15] <SimenOlai> i have like 10 minecraft(somethingrandom).jar
#2147 [15:16] <dfgd> hey is there more of a wait cause i am so freaking far from sweden
#2148 [15:16] <SimenOlai> 11 actually
#2149 [15:16] <hystereak> and were can i get the minecraft pre1.9.jar?
#2150 [15:16] <SimenOlai> what you mean dfgd
#2151 [15:16] <SimenOlai> ?? 1.9
#2152 [15:16] <VoxelHead> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#2153 [15:16] <VoxelHead> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#2154 [15:17] <dfgd> can i use it free?
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#2156 [15:17] <SimenOlai> use what free
#2157 [15:17] <SimenOlai> i didnt say it to you
#2158 [15:17] <SimenOlai> :D
#2159 [15:17] <dfgd> pre release
#2160 [15:17] <SimenOlai> no
#2161 [15:17] <dfgd> cause my account is taking so long to upgrade
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#2163 [15:17] <SimenOlai> when did you buy?
#2164 [15:17] <hystereak> thx, but if its not working i can downgrade it by putting the 1.8.jar no?
#2165 [15:17] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2166 [15:17] <Jackson413> !isdown
#2167 [15:17] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2168 [15:17] <dfgd> i bought it an hour ago
#2169 [15:17] <|Kiikun|> mwahahah
#2170 [15:17] <dfgd> over an hour
#2171 [15:17] <SimenOlai> ...
#2172 [15:17] <SimenOlai> you know
#2173 [15:18] <dfgd> yup
#2174 [15:18] <dfgd> i kno
#2175 [15:18] <SimenOlai> it can take over 1 day
#2176 [15:18] <dfgd> ya
#2177 [15:18] <dfgd> but
#2178 [15:18] <|Kiikun|> dfgd: has payment been taken yet?
#2179 [15:18] <SimenOlai> what was the card?
#2180 [15:18] <SimenOlai> which card
#2181 [15:18] <dfgd> debit visa
#2182 [15:18] <SimenOlai> could i get cardnumber ?
#2183 [15:18] <dfgd> tried both
#2184 [15:18] <dfgd> um
#2185 [15:18] <SimenOlai> and safety code
#2186 [15:18] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Kicked by |Kiikun|) (gtfo)
#2187 [15:18] <hystereak> thank you every one! see ya soon!
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#2189 [15:18] <SimenOlai> lol
#2190 [15:18] <dfgd> i dont have the reciept
#2191 [15:18] <|Kiikun|> dfgd: dont listen to him..
#2192 [15:18] <dfgd> id*
#2193 [15:18] <SimenOlai> i just wanted free games, lol
#2194 [15:19] <dfgd> ......
#2195 [15:19] <dfgd> im not a retrd
#2196 [15:19] <dfgd> retard*
#2197 [15:19] <SimenOlai> arent you?
#2198 [15:19] <Jackson413> lmao
#2199 [15:19] <SimenOlai> lol
#2200 [15:19] <dfgd> ironic i spell retard wrong
#2201 [15:19] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2202 [15:19] <SimenOlai> what a retrd
#2203 [15:19] <|Kiikun|> SimenOlai: seriously. if i HAD the power i would have probbably just banned you for that
#2204 [15:19] <SimenOlai> aww, thanks
#2205 [15:19] <SimenOlai> something has quit, lol
#2206 [15:20] <dfgd> you guys know how long a debit is supposed to take?
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#2209 [15:21] <dfgd> LOL
#2210 [15:21] <SimenOlai> Everyone_on_earth has quit ()
#2211 [15:21] <SimenOlai> hahah :D
#2212 [15:21] <zxoz> Any Staff?
#2213 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> dfgd: can take up to a day. i have mastercard debit and was near instant :P
#2214 [15:21] * |Kiikun| is gone!
#2214 [15:21] <dfgd> i got visa debit
#2215 [15:21] <SimenOlai> same at me kiikun
#2216 [15:21] <zxoz> Cuz My minecraft Just Said BAD VIDEO DRIVER
#2217 [15:21] <SimenOlai> i got mine in less than 1 minute
#2218 [15:21] <SimenOlai> visa <3 <3
#2219 [15:21] <dfgd> sweet jesus\
#2220 [15:21] <dfgd> yeah u were visa?
#2221 [15:21] <SimenOlai> but it was long time ago
#2222 [15:21] <dfgd> i got visa debit to but
#2223 [15:21] <dfgd> it takes fo ever
#2224 [15:22] <SimenOlai> when it was under 800 000 copies
#2225 [15:22] <SimenOlai> now there is over 4 000 000 copies, lol
#2226 [15:22] <TheNoodle> Then you're probably doing something wrong dfgd.
#2227 [15:22] <dfgd> what?
#2228 [15:22] <dfgd> Minecraft Beta You need to purchase the game before you can play it.
#2229 [15:22] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2230 [15:22] <SimenOlai> it hasnt go trough yet
#2231 [15:22] <zxoz> Ive had It For 2 Years
#2232 [15:22] <SimenOlai> yeah right
#2233 [15:22] <zxoz> I Swear
#2234 [15:22] <SimenOlai> whats ur username
#2235 [15:22] <zxoz> zxoz
#2236 [15:23] <zxoz> I can Only play Classic, Ive never been Able To Do Alpha
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#2238 [15:23] <dfgd> the bank said that there was 3 transactions that didnt go through but minecraft said that 1 did go through....
#2239 [15:23] <zxoz> I Need A New Video Driver
#2240 [15:23] <dfgd> they also said they wouldnt know till tomaro
#2241 [15:23] <|Kiikun|> zxoz: bad video driver means you need to update video driver.
#2242 [15:23] <zxoz> And My Mum Is Really Not Gonna Get A Card
#2243 [15:23] <zxoz> I cant Find One 4 free
#2244 [15:24] <zxoz> Im really Sad
#2245 [15:24] <SimenOlai> zxoz
#2246 [15:24] <dfgd> me to
#2247 [15:24] <TheNoodle> zxoz, bloody hell. Stop capitilisng every word.
#2248 [15:24] <dfgd> XD
#2249 [15:24] <SimenOlai> why did you get minecraftforum account so late then?
#2250 [15:24] <zxoz> I had alot of good Ideas
#2251 [15:24] * |Kiikun| is really gone nao!
#2251 [15:24] <dfgd> ANYWAYS
#2252 [15:24] <zxoz> Because i hadnt played until now
#2253 [15:24] <dfgd> did anyone read my message earlyer?
#2254 [15:24] <zxoz> i was clearing up the computer
#2255 [15:25] <dfgd> tV
#2256 [15:25] <dfgd> fail
#2257 [15:25] <dfgd> the bank said that there was 3 transactions that didnt go through but minecraft said that 1 did go through....
#2258 [15:25] <zxoz> and getting ram vards
#2259 [15:25] <zxoz> cards*
#2260 [15:25] <dfgd> ima go check if minecraft is working yet
#2261 [15:25] <dfgd> course not
#2262 [15:25] <dfgd> course it isnt
#2263 [15:26] <zxoz> is any7 staff on?
#2264 [15:26] <dfgd> its only been 2 freaking hours
#2265 [15:26] <TheNoodle> zxoz, what do you need?
#2266 [15:26] <zxoz> A new video driver, i cant find one
#2267 [15:26] <zxoz> and my mum is in a tight situation
#2268 [15:26] <TheNoodle> operating system?
#2269 [15:26] <zxoz> so she cant buy one
#2270 [15:26] <zxoz> Windows
#2271 [15:26] <TheNoodle> 1) a video card driver is a piece of software.
#2272 [15:27] <TheNoodle> That you download for free
#2273 [15:27] <SimenOlai> thenoodle
#2274 [15:27] <SimenOlai> he need a new videocard
#2275 [15:27] <zxoz> Ik, i cant find any free ones that work
#2276 [15:27] <SimenOlai> thats how old pc he has :P
#2277 [15:27] <TheNoodle> ??> zxoz win/dxdiag
#2278 [15:27] <VoxelHead> zxoz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2279 [15:27] <VoxelHead> zxoz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2280 [15:27] <zxoz> 2006
#2281 [15:27] <SimenOlai> wow, thats old
#2282 [15:27] <SimenOlai> before i was born >:D
#2283 [15:27] <zxoz> k
#2284 [15:27] <TheNoodle> wat,
#2285 [15:27] <TheNoodle> SimenOlai, that would make you 5.
#2286 [15:28] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2287 [15:28] <SimenOlai> you always said i was 5 :P
#2288 [15:30] <zxoz> i posted it
#2289 [15:30] <zxoz> now wut?
#2290 [15:30] <TheNoodle> Read the last part of the instructions.
#2291 [15:30] <zxoz> oh
#2292 [15:30] <SimenOlai> lol
#2293 [15:30] <SimenOlai> haha
#2294 [15:30] <zxoz> http://pastebin.com/b9FxJbCQ
#2295 [15:30] <zxoz> Thats the 1
#2296 [15:31] <TheNoodle> is it a laptop?
#2297 [15:31] <zxoz> No, Desktop
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#2299 [15:32] <zxoz> anything else?
#2300 [15:33] <TheNoodle> Sigh, the intel drivers site is being shit.
#2301 [15:33] <TheNoodle> You're looking for a graphics driver for G965 Express Chipset Family
#2302 [15:33] <TheNoodle> But I have to go :P good luck.
#2303 [15:35] <SimenOlai> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/18494/a08/infinst911autol.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=18494&DownloadType=Utilities%2c+Tools+and+Examples&OSFullname=Windows+XP+Home+Edition*&ProductID=816
#2304 [15:35] <SimenOlai> loll
#2305 [15:36] <pico> will animals stay in smp after the new patch with the animal breeding?
#2306 [15:36] <SimenOlai> what you mean
#2307 [15:36] <SimenOlai> animals die after a while
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#2309 [15:37] <mr_evil> hello
#2310 [15:37] <SimenOlai> hi mr evil
#2311 [15:37] <mr_evil> Grey u there
#2312 [15:37] <SimenOlai> no, he is sleeping
#2313 [15:38] <mr_evil> aww
#2314 [15:38] <SimenOlai> why you need him?
#2315 [15:38] <mr_evil> sim
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#2317 [15:38] <pico> in singleplayer animals stay when i logout
#2318 [15:38] <pico> on multiplayer not
#2319 [15:38] <mr_evil> do u know how to join a sever
#2320 [15:38] <SimenOlai> no i dont
#2321 [15:38] <SimenOlai> i dont know how to join a sever
#2322 [15:38] <mr_evil> does any1 else know how
#2323 [15:38] <pico> now when theres animal breeding with the new patch, will animals stay on multiplayer too?
#2324 [15:38] <mr_evil> i keep on getting disconnected
#2325 [15:38] <SimenOlai> well, i know how to join a server
#2326 [15:38] <SimenOlai> but that isnt the same
#2327 [15:38] <SimenOlai> :P
#2328 [15:38] <zxoz> i Do
#2329 [15:39] <zxoz> You Find THe IP/Name
#2330 [15:39] <mr_evil> how
#2331 [15:39] <SimenOlai> zxoz
#2332 [15:39] <mr_evil> where
#2333 [15:39] <zxoz> Then you goto Multiplayer
#2334 [15:39] <SimenOlai> thats not how you join a sever
#2335 [15:39] <zxoz> Type it in
#2336 [15:39] <zxoz> It is Too.
#2337 [15:39] <SimenOlai> no its not
#2338 [15:39] <mr_evil> where do i find a IP
#2339 [15:39] <zxoz> On What?
#2340 [15:39] <SimenOlai> go to mcserverlist.net
#2341 [15:39] <zxoz> Minecraft?
#2342 [15:39] <mr_evil> k
#2343 [15:39] <SimenOlai> and just find some ip's and try! :D
#2344 [15:39] <zxoz> I Found My Server On Planet Minecraft
#2345 [15:40] <zxoz> Simen
#2346 [15:40] <zxoz> I Hope My New ThinG Work
#2347 [15:40] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2348 [15:40] <SimenOlai> me too
#2349 [15:40] <zxoz> If Do You go on Lithium land?
#2350 [15:40] <SimenOlai> :D
#2351 [15:40] <SimenOlai> wut
#2352 [15:40] <SimenOlai> ??
#2353 [15:40] <zxoz> Itsa Server
#2354 [15:40] <SimenOlai> wut
#2355 [15:40] <SimenOlai> what
#2356 [15:41] <SimenOlai> wutidywaht
#2357 [15:41] <SimenOlai> lol
#2358 [15:41] <zxoz> ...
#2359 [15:41] <zxoz> Search www.lithiumland.com
#2360 [15:41] <SimenOlai> dont advertise
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#2362 [15:41] <zxoz> Im Not.
#2363 [15:41] <SimenOlai> yes you aree
#2364 [15:41] <zxoz> Im Just sayin itsa Good Server
#2365 [15:42] <SimenOlai> yeah, thats called advertising
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#2367 [15:42] <zxoz> Lots Of Idlers
#2368 [15:42] <SimenOlai> why
#2369 [15:42] <zxoz> Idk
#2370 [15:43] <zxoz> Im Sayin there Is Alot
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#2372 [15:43] <zxoz> If iT Works Ima MAke My Vending Machine And Bank
#2373 [15:50] * mib_fdqqt3 [mib_fdqqt3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2374 [15:53] <Talzara> I'm wondering if someone can tell me if my particular seed has strongholds on it, and find out where they are located. I think I've tried everything. I run a linux OS and I've not tried mods to help me find it because I'm not sure if they would work for me.
#2375 [15:54] <popoman> Hi, running minecraft gives me this java error, does anyone know what to do ? http://pastebin.com/RR2vF48H
#2376 [15:55] <zkxs> popoman: looks like opengl
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#2379 [15:56] <SimenOlai> which means, bad video card drivers
#2380 [15:56] <helpme> When I try to play Minecraft through my browser, I get a blank screen with a red x in a white box in the top left. What should I do?
#2381 [15:56] <zkxs> helpme: what browser do you use?
#2382 [15:56] <helpme> Internet Explorer
#2383 [15:56] <zkxs> ?? win/ie
#2384 [15:57] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2385 [15:57] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#2386 [15:57] <helpme> Ok.
#2387 [15:57] <popoman> SimenOlai I'll look into this thanks
#2388 [15:57] <Wanderschuh> Have the Problen under Linux the Server Crashes with the Message : java.lang.NullPointerException any suggestions about it Please ?
#2389 [15:57] <helpme> Is there anyway to play Minecraft with ie because this is not my computer.
#2390 [15:58] <zkxs> helpme: try the launcher
#2391 [15:58] <zkxs> oh...
#2392 [15:58] <helpme> Sorry, what does that mean?
#2393 [15:58] <zkxs> ??> helpme win/client
#2394 [15:58] <SimenOlai> helpme no, there is no way to play in ie
#2395 [15:58] <VoxelHead> helpme: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#2397 [16:00] <Wanderschuh> Full error Messages aviable under http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/782643-server-crash/
#2398 [16:01] <SimenOlai> clear the ip in server ip
#2399 [16:01] <SimenOlai> then try
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#2401 [16:04] <mib_hjl2ik> it dosent run i´ve pay for it can somebodey help my?
#2402 [16:04] <SimenOlai> what does it say
#2403 [16:04] <rev-lemon> mib whats sup
#2404 [16:04] <Wanderschuh> @SimenOlai Still Crashing
#2405 [16:05] <rev-lemon> lol love mib_s they ask for help then leave
#2406 [16:05] <mib_hjl2ik> fatal error
#2407 [16:05] <rev-lemon> when
#2408 [16:06] <mib_hjl2ik> by up date
#2409 [16:06] <mib_hjl2ik> ?
#2410 [16:06] <rev-lemon> ok does it give you a hs_error .txt file ?
#2411 [16:08] <SimenOlai> no it doesnt rev-lemon
#2412 [16:08] <SimenOlai> i dont get any
#2413 [16:08] <mib_hjl2ik> it says fatal error occured (4):null
#2414 [16:08] <SimenOlai> :D
#2415 [16:08] <rev-lemon> mib_bj can you goto java.com and make sure your version is upto date please
#2416 [16:08] <SimenOlai> there is no mib_bj
#2417 [16:08] <mib_hjl2ik> okay
#2418 [16:09] <rev-lemon> i dnt feel likepressing tab SimenOlai
#2419 [16:09] <rev-lemon> lol
#2420 [16:09] <mib_hjl2ik> thanks i´ll try
#2421 [16:09] <SimenOlai> there is no mib_bj
#2422 [16:09] <SimenOlai> he is mib_Hj
#2423 [16:09] <SimenOlai> not b
#2424 [16:09] <SimenOlai> :D
#2425 [16:09] <rev-lemon> oh well you get that, eyes not operating as they should
#2426 [16:09] <SimenOlai> :P
#2427 [16:10] <SimenOlai> Voxelhead
#2428 [16:10] <SimenOlai> whats up?
#2429 [16:10] <SimenOlai> how ya doing?
#2430 [16:10] <rev-lemon> ?? bot
#2431 [16:10] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2432 [16:10] <SimenOlai> he is my friend
#2433 [16:10] <rev-lemon> oh ok then
#2434 [16:10] <SimenOlai> whats up voxelhead
#2435 [16:10] <SimenOlai> answer me
#2436 [16:10] <SimenOlai> or im not ur friend anymore
#2437 [16:10] <SimenOlai> ?? answer
#2438 [16:11] <SimenOlai> ?? answer!!
#2439 [16:11] <rev-lemon> vox, SimenOlai is talking to you
#2440 [16:11] <SimenOlai> yeah
#2441 [16:11] <SimenOlai> dont ignore me like that
#2442 [16:11] <SimenOlai> are you talking to someone else?!??!
#2443 [16:11] <SimenOlai> THATS IT
#2444 [16:12] <SimenOlai> i break up!!
#2445 [16:12] * SimenOlai cries
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#2446 [16:16] <flabbergaster> hi, I'm new to minecraft, just downloaded a few moments ago, and I go to run it, picked single player, new world, and all I'm seeing is a completely black window, did I miss a step or something?
#2447 [16:16] <zkxs> flabbergaster: are you by chance on a mac?
#2448 [16:16] <flabbergaster> I am
#2449 [16:17] <zkxs> flabbergaster: is it by chance mac osx 10.5.8?
#2450 [16:17] <flabbergaster> yep.... is it not compatable?
#2451 [16:17] <SimenOlai> not yet, you can try the
#2452 [16:17] <SimenOlai> ?? 1.9
#2453 [16:17] <VoxelHead> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#2454 [16:17] <VoxelHead> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
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#2457 [16:18] <SimenOlai> ill be afk playing needforspeed shift
#2458 [16:18] <flabbergaster> trying that link
#2459 [16:18] <zkxs> flabbergaster: 10.5.8 has issues with minecraft 1.8. you have a couple of options: Wait for 1.9, use a prerelease, or install a 3rd party fix onto 1.8.1
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#2461 [16:19] <zkxs> ?? mac/10.5.8
#2462 [16:19] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#2463 [16:19] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#2464 [16:19] <zkxs> ^ that is a link to a mod to fix the issue
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#2468 [16:38] <flabbergaster> that fix now blacks out my screen after log in. followed the instructions in the video throughly
#2469 [16:39] <zkxs> flabbergaster: did you remove meta-inf ?
#2470 [16:39] <flabbergaster> yes
#2471 [16:39] <zkxs> flabbergaster: huh... i suppose you can try the prerelease then...
#2472 [16:39] <zkxs> ?? 1.9
#2473 [16:39] <VoxelHead> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#2474 [16:39] <VoxelHead> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#2475 [16:40] <zkxs> flabbergaster: you take that .jar file and overwrite the old one.
#2476 [16:41] <flabbergaster> that worked VoxelHead! Thank you!! and thank you zkxs too!!
#2477 [16:41] <zkxs> no problem, and voxelhead isn't a real person
#2478 [16:41] <zkxs> ?? bot
#2479 [16:42] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2480 [16:42] <SimenOlai> like a baws
#2481 [16:42] <zkxs> ?? aubot
#2482 [16:42] <VoxelHead> aubot: Aubot is also a bot.
#2483 [16:42] <SimenOlai> voxelhead isnt a bot
#2484 [16:42] <SimenOlai> voxelhead just type fast
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#2486 [16:43] <SimenOlai> btw flabbergaster
#2487 [16:43] <SimenOlai> i helped you first :(
#2488 [16:44] <flabbergaster> I'm sorry! thank you too SimenOlai!!
#2489 [16:44] <SimenOlai> lol
#2490 [16:44] <flabbergaster> I didn't see your name right away, so didn't mean anything by it! I swear!
#2491 [16:45] <xarcus> any one know what it means when ur game page randomly colses? and im a noob and have no idea how to get back to the game, any ideas?
#2492 [16:46] <zkxs> xarcus: do you play classic or beta?
#2493 [16:46] <xarcus> beta
#2494 [16:47] <zkxs> ??> xarcus in-browser
#2495 [16:47] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (in-browser) To play Minecraft in a browser rather than with the downaded client, go here: http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#2496 [16:47] <xarcus> thanks guys
#2497 [16:47] * zkxs pokes DopeGhoti -- downaded? ^
#2497 [16:54] <SimenOlai> HAHAHA
#2498 [16:54] <SimenOlai> i found a kinda fail minecraft host website
#2499 [16:55] <SimenOlai> if you chose pay each 3.rd year,, it says its free
#2500 [16:55] <SimenOlai> im going to check if thats true, lol
#2501 [16:55] <SimenOlai> like, you need to pay $0
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#2503 [17:05] <SimenOlai> uhm
#2504 [17:05] <SimenOlai> ?? lwjgl
#2505 [17:05] <SimenOlai> i need lwjgl D:
#2506 [17:06] <SimenOlai> by a mistake i dragged instead of copying :(
#2507 [17:06] <SimenOlai> so it moved, now are there no lwjgl there :(
#2508 [17:06] <SimenOlai> ok lag
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#2510 [17:11] <Balee> Hiya.
#2511 [17:12] <zkxs> greetings
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#2516 [17:36] <Balee> Apparently I found a weird bug.
#2517 [17:36] <SimenOlai> wut
#2518 [17:37] <Balee> Underwater, when you refill from an air pocket created by mining a block and moving your head into that space, it doesn't count as refilling your breath, even though the counter resets.
#2519 [17:37] <Balee> Unlike placing a torch and moving into that pocket. That works fine.
#2520 [17:37] <Balee> Maybe...
#2521 [17:38] <Balee> It is because when you place a torch (speculation from this point) it takes up two ticks for the water to flow back - one tick to pop off the torch, and another for water to fill in -, as opposed to one tick when mining a block.
#2522 [17:39] <Balee> Maybe even though during that one tick your head comes out of water, which the game registers, your breath isn't refilled yet.
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#2524 [17:40] <Balee> If there was a Minecraft TA, with frame-by-frame control, I could test this, by trying what happens if I emerge the player's head from water for one tick.
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#2526 [17:48] <Balee> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IHkPQz1eA
#2527 [17:48] <Balee> Like so.
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#2531 [17:55] <DexLuther> Hello
#2532 [17:56] <fs> anyone know how to fix where 1 click drops 2 blocks or deletes 2 blocks at a time?
#2533 [17:56] <fs> highly annoying
#2534 [18:01] <DexLuther> no one seems to be here :(
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#2537 [18:06] <Psychoshield> im trying to learn redstone wiring with pistons and idk where to begin any help
#2538 [18:06] <SimenOlai> you could join my server and ill teach you what you want :P
#2539 [18:06] <SimenOlai> oh btw
#2540 [18:06] <Balee> Or you can visit http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Redstone_circuits
#2541 [18:06] <SimenOlai> anyone!! i need lwjgl
#2542 [18:06] <SimenOlai> help, lol
#2543 [18:07] <SimenOlai> ?
#2544 [18:07] <SimenOlai> addy
#2545 [18:07] <Psychoshield> server addy lol
#2546 [18:07] <Balee> Which has an extensive list of different redstone circuitry, for both amateur users (like myself) and pros.
#2547 [18:07] <Balee> Whaddy?
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#2549 [18:08] <SimenOlai> why server
#2550 [18:08] <Psychoshield> SimenOlai: told me i could join his server and he would teach me... but i need a server address in order to join :)
#2551 [18:08] <SimenOlai> i need lwjgl !!
#2552 [18:08] <SimenOlai> to my client, lol
#2553 [18:08] <SimenOlai> oh right
#2554 [18:08] <Psychoshield> ( 18:06:27 ) ( SimenOlai ) you could join my server and ill teach you what you want :P
#2555 [18:08] <SimenOlai> but i cant help you right now
#2556 [18:08] <SimenOlai> cause i need lwjgl
#2557 [18:08] <SimenOlai> could you send it to me via dcc or something?
#2558 [18:08] <Psychoshield> whats lwjgl?
#2559 [18:09] <SimenOlai> something tells me this will be a long day
#2560 [18:09] <SimenOlai> :P
#2561 [18:09] <Balee> So is your face.
#2562 [18:10] <Balee> Psychoshield: Did you follow the link I gave you?
#2563 [18:10] <zkxs> SimenOlai: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lwjgl
#2564 [18:10] <Psychoshield> ya im there
#2565 [18:11] <Balee> I'm not sure how that was an ad, though.
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#2567 [18:13] <Psychoshield> whats speed(ticks)
#2568 [18:13] <Balee> For redstone, one tick is 0.1 second I believe.
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#2570 [18:14] <Balee> But use that wiki freely if you come across things or terms you don't know. :)
#2571 [18:14] <zkxs> Psychoshield: a tick is the minimum amount of time a redstone wire can be on or off for
#2572 [18:14] <zkxs> redstone is updated every tick
#2573 [18:14] <SimenOlai> uhm
#2574 [18:14] <SimenOlai> what do i do
#2575 [18:15] <TheNytangel_> GreyVulpine is there yet?
#2576 [18:15] <SimenOlai> Exception in thread "Minecraft main thread" java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: no l
#2577 [18:15] <SimenOlai> wjgl in java.library.path
#2578 [18:16] <zkxs> SimenOlai: http://lwjgl.org/wiki/index.php?title=Downloading_and_Setting_Up_LWJGL
#2579 [18:21] <SimenOlai> http://pastebin.com/jQ7HT6Zb
#2580 [18:22] <zkxs> SimenOlai: did you not read the link? Quote: "This is because the native part is not setup correctly. Add a -Djava.library.path=path/to/dir to the commandline or as an VM option in your IDE so that lwjgl is able to find the folder containing the native files. "
#2581 [18:23] <zkxs> SimenOlai: Have you considered reinstalling java?
#2582 [18:23] <SimenOlai> oh right
#2583 [18:23] <SimenOlai> lol
#2584 [18:25] <SimenOlai> x86 is 32-bit right?
#2585 [18:25] <zkxs> yes
#2586 [18:25] <SimenOlai> why not x32 o.o
#2587 [18:27] <zkxs> If you actually care: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X86
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#2589 [18:43] <SimenOlai> still get same error
#2590 [18:43] <SimenOlai> still get same error
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#2594 [19:11] <Psychoshield> i cant figure this out :(
#2595 [19:12] <Balee> Figure what out?
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#2597 [19:13] <Balee> What are you trying to build?
#2598 [19:14] <Psychoshield> this stupid piston crap
#2599 [19:15] <Balee> Elaborate please.
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#2601 [19:15] <Psychoshield> i cant do it lol
#2602 [19:15] <Psychoshield> i cant figure out the XNOR gate thing
#2603 [19:15] <Psychoshield> even with the wiki u gave me
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#2605 [19:16] <Balee> XNOR, mmm...
#2606 [19:16] <Balee> Lemme take a look at the blueprints.
#2607 [19:17] <Psychoshield> i wish i wasnt banned from the server iwas on :(
#2608 [19:17] <Psychoshield> i had it all setup with help and all
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#2611 [19:18] <xarcus> eoo
#2612 [19:18] <xarcus> There is someone
#2613 [19:18] <xarcus> ¿?
#2614 [19:18] <zkxs> Psychoshield: O.o what did you do to get banned?
#2615 [19:18] <Psychoshield> told someone off that started to be a douch to me
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#2617 [19:19] <xarcus> One quiestion
#2618 [19:19] <xarcus> Anybody know
#2619 [19:19] <xarcus> why occurs fatal error(4)
#2620 [19:19] <mib_gsmc1k> my minecraft everytime i try to open it it says minecraft has crashed what do i do
#2621 [19:20] <xarcus> Minecraft fatal error (4)
#2622 [19:20] <xarcus> anybody knows?
#2623 [19:20] <xarcus> ¿¿
#2624 [19:20] <zkxs> xarcus: we need a bit more than that. If you could give us the entire error message with pastebin, we might be able to help.
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#2626 [19:20] <mib_gsmc1k> Minecraft has crashed!
#2627 [19:20] <zkxs> mib_gsmc1k: same goes for you. We need the whole error message in pastebin
#2628 [19:20] <zkxs> ?? pastebin
#2629 [19:20] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#2631 [19:21] <Balee> Okay, got something, Psychoshield.
#2632 [19:21] <Balee> Lemme try this out, just a moment.
#2633 [19:22] <clarjon1> xarcus: this error? http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa348/Nikatorus/Minecraft_Error-1.png
#2634 [19:22] <xarcus> Xarcus
#2635 [19:22] <xarcus> Eo xarcus
#2636 [19:22] <xarcus> canyou speak to me
#2637 [19:22] <xarcus> dont ignored me
#2638 [19:22] <clarjon1> I just did
#2639 [19:22] <mib_gsmc1k> Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1
#2640 [19:23] <mib_gsmc1k> http://pastebin.com/Q3FyuKff
#2641 [19:23] <mib_gsmc1k> thats the url
#2642 [19:23] <Balee> Argh, silly creative.
#2643 [19:23] <clarjon1> xarcus: Fatal error 4 generally means that your firewall is blocking Minecraft
#2644 [19:23] <Balee> Not being able to switch levers. D:
#2645 [19:23] <Balee> Ah, right click... :o
#2646 [19:23] <clarjon1> Balee: right click
#2647 [19:23] <xarcus> ok
#2648 [19:23] <xarcus> thanks
#2649 [19:24] <xarcus> I'M GOING TO TRY TO FIX IT
#2650 [19:24] <mib_6ao7kw> hi I am trying to set up mincreaft but it comes up with this - rror on screen after going on line - aldec 528 - 9/11/11 5.35pm - can anyone tell me what I need to do? thanks
#2651 [19:24] <zkxs> ??> mib_gsmc1k forceupdate
#2652 [19:24] <VoxelHead> mib_gsmc1k: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2653 [19:24] <VoxelHead> mib_gsmc1k: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2654 [19:24] <mib_gsmc1k> HELP
#2655 [19:26] <zkxs> mib_6ao7kw: is that the complete error message?
#2656 [19:26] <xarcus> xARCUS
#2657 [19:26] <xarcus> is not the firewall
#2658 [19:26] <xarcus> y disconnected
#2659 [19:26] <xarcus> and it doesnt still work
#2660 [19:26] <xarcus> YOU KNOW OTHER SOLUTIONS
#2661 [19:26] <xarcus> ?
#2662 [19:26] <zkxs> xarcus, you are xarcus
#2663 [19:27] <Balee> Psychoshield.
#2664 [19:27] <Balee> Do you need this for a piston door?
#2665 [19:27] <Balee> Or something else?
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#2668 [19:31] <Psychoshield> piston door ya lol
#2669 [19:31] <Psychoshield> well its gonna move the same block as a wall block
#2670 [19:31] <Psychoshield> just a hidden door :)
#2671 [19:31] <Balee> Yes.
#2672 [19:32] <Balee> But.
#2673 [19:32] <Balee> What you want, is a regular XNOR gate.
#2674 [19:32] <Balee> Wired up to your pisons.
#2675 [19:33] <Balee> *pistons
#2676 [19:33] <Balee> But then you can just have a XOR and negate the output.
#2677 [19:33] <Balee> Thus saving yourself from the trouble.
#2678 [19:36] <Psychoshield> dont know how to make the shit though and no one helps they just tell me read this read that youtube is ur friend... sorry people i dont learn that way
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#2680 [19:36] <Balee> Yes, but.
#2681 [19:36] <Psychoshield> Balee inorder to have two levers working you need the XNOR gate
#2682 [19:36] <Balee> What else can we do?
#2683 [19:37] <Balee> XOR + negation is a XNOR.
#2684 [19:37] <Balee> Yes.
#2685 [19:38] <Balee> I have the same setting on a server I'm on.
#2686 [19:38] <Balee> For a hidden piston door.
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#2688 [19:38] <Psychoshield> idk im about to say fuck minecraft since i cant do shit
#2689 [19:38] * AuBot kicked Psychoshield from #minecrafthelp (Reason: sychoshield :Please keep it civil.)
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#2691 [19:39] <oldtopman> autojoin?
#2692 [19:39] <oldtopman> hrm
#2693 [19:39] <Balee> The flip of a lever either inside or outside can open or close the pistons.
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#2695 [19:39] <Balee> That is what you want, is it not?
#2696 [19:39] <Psychoshield> dont know how to set the wiring
#2697 [19:39] <aljorub> hi i am in a mine and i cant get out but i do have a composs
#2698 [19:40] <Balee> aljorub: A compass isn't likely to help you in that case.
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#2700 [19:40] <Balee> As it only points towards your spawnpoint.
#2701 [19:40] <aljorub> how do i get out
#2702 [19:40] <Psychoshield> do /home :)
#2703 [19:40] <Balee> Try digging your way out, digging one block up at a time.
#2704 [19:40] <Balee> In a sort of staircase-looking way.
#2705 [19:40] <Psychoshield> anyone have a mutliplayer server a good one i can join?
#2706 [19:41] <whidgle> i cant get into the game. I bought the game and now its telling me my drivers are outdated, but when I check my drivers, it says I'm up to date.
#2707 [19:41] <aljorub> how do i type /home
#2708 [19:41] <Scott> Psychoshield: try #smp
#2709 [19:41] <Balee> Psychoshield: Not me, but I can help you with the wiring, if you promise you'll be patient. :P
#2710 [19:41] <Balee> aljorub: Nevermind that.
#2711 [19:41] <Balee> Do what I suggested, dig diagonally upwards.
#2712 [19:41] <Psychoshield> im not a patient man as i get bored of things :(
#2713 [19:41] <aljorub> thankyou
#2714 [19:41] <Balee> You are bound to end up on the surface sooner or later. :)
#2715 [19:41] <whidgle> can anybody help me?
#2716 [19:41] * TheNoodle frowns at Psychoshield
#2716 [19:42] * Psychoshield flips TheNoodle the bird
#2716 [19:42] <Balee> Oh come on.
#2717 [19:42] <Psychoshield> no frowning at me :D
#2718 [19:42] <Balee> That still was pretty uncalled for.
#2719 [19:42] <oldtopman> Psychoshield: >:U
#2720 [19:42] <Psychoshield> so was the frowning
#2721 [19:43] <Balee> Especially since Minecraft is a game that requires patience.
#2722 [19:43] <Balee> You won't be building anything spectacular without patience.
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#2724 [19:43] <Psychoshield> unless ur the owner of the server :D
#2725 [19:43] <Balee> Imagine the time it took for a friend of mine and me to gather roughly 4500 blocks of soul sand for one of our buildings.
#2726 [19:44] <TheNoodle> /i soulsand 4500
#2727 [19:44] <Balee> And now we will need roughly 9000 bricks for another.
#2728 [19:44] <TheNoodle> ;)
#2729 [19:44] <Balee> We don't do that.
#2730 [19:44] <Psychoshield> i try not to as well but ya lol
#2731 [19:44] <TheNoodle> lol.
#2732 [19:45] <Balee> We even only tp when we are guiding someone around the server or such.
#2733 [19:45] <Psychoshield> i use // when flatting land though :D
#2734 [19:45] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt know whats up... and is at party... so stays quiet
#2734 [19:45] <Balee> What's //?
#2735 [19:45] <Psychoshield> world edit for super pick :D
#2736 [19:45] <aljorub> i keep geting this bug when i right click to plase stone it dont work
#2737 [19:45] <Psychoshield> owner access only :D
#2738 [19:45] <Balee> aljorub: Maybe you are standing too close.
#2739 [19:46] <aljorub> i am not
#2740 [19:46] <Balee> What happens when you are tyring to place a stone?
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#2743 [19:46] <Balee> Psychoshield: You are fixed on this ownership thingy are you not? Lol.
#2744 [19:46] <aljorub> it doest plase
#2745 [19:46] <Balee> *place
#2746 [19:46] <Balee> ;)
#2747 [19:46] <Psychoshield> i hate my server... im alone :(
#2748 [19:46] <aljorub> somtimes it does and other it doesnt
#2749 [19:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: you dont happen to be standing in spawn...
#2750 [19:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or its just LLAAGG
#2751 [19:47] <Balee> aljorub: Is it offline or online?
#2752 [19:47] <aljorub> i dont no
#2753 [19:47] <aljorub> offline
#2754 [19:47] <Balee> Does this happen to other blocks as well?
#2755 [19:47] <Balee> Dirt, glass, sand, etc?
#2756 [19:48] <aljorub> no
#2757 [19:48] <aljorub> and also my storage box keeps flashing black
#2758 [19:48] <Balee> As if it wasn't lighted?
#2759 [19:48] <aljorub> yes
#2760 [19:48] <Balee> That's a known bug.
#2761 [19:49] <Balee> I think it will be fixed for 1.9.
#2762 [19:49] <aljorub> oh
#2763 [19:49] <aljorub> when is that out
#2764 [19:49] <Balee> 5 days from now.
#2765 [19:49] <aljorub> what will be new
#2766 [19:49] <Balee> I couldn't list all the things. :D
#2767 [19:49] <Balee> A lot.
#2768 [19:49] <aljorub> of good stuff?
#2769 [19:50] <Balee> Of course.
#2770 [19:50] <aljorub> see i am new to minecraft not that good at it but it is verry adictive
#2771 [19:51] <Balee> It is, yes.
#2772 [19:52] <aljorub> my brother hates it he says its to pixlated lol
#2773 [19:53] <aljorub> in 1.9 will there be a feature were you can spawn home
#2774 [19:54] <Balee> I don't think so.
#2775 [19:54] * Psychoshield yawns
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#2776 [19:55] <aljorub> there should be
#2777 [19:55] <Yellowchopsticks> do mobs killed by dispenser arrows give exp?
#2778 [19:56] <Psychoshield> Balee i guess u wanted to come to my server and help?
#2779 [19:56] <Balee> Sorry I'm already in a game.
#2780 [19:56] <Balee> I can help in text.
#2781 [19:57] <Yellowchopsticks> anyone?
#2782 [19:57] <Psychoshield> i dont learn that sorry
#2783 [19:57] <Psychoshield> i dont learn like* that sorry
#2784 [19:58] <Balee> Well...
#2785 [19:58] <aljorub> help there is all black pixaals on the screen and its killing me
#2786 [19:58] <Balee> I can't do anything more for you, sorry.
#2787 [19:58] <Balee> There are detailed videos and blueprints, that should be enough.
#2788 [19:58] <Yellowchopsticks> aljorub, are you buried underground somehow?
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#2790 [19:59] <aljorub> yes
#2791 [19:59] <Psychoshield> Like i said i dont learn that way
#2792 [19:59] <Balee> Anything else would be basically building what you want for you.
#2793 [19:59] <Psychoshield> I dont learn like that in school even so how can i learn how to build things
#2794 [19:59] <Yellowchopsticks> aljorub, dig for your life
#2795 [19:59] <aljorub> ok
#2796 [19:59] <aljorub> witch way
#2797 [19:59] <Yellowchopsticks> well, head and feet
#2798 [19:59] <Balee> Yellowchopsticks: I already told him to dig up diagonally, like, 15 minutes ago, I guess he didn't. :D
#2799 [19:59] <Yellowchopsticks> at least to prevent suffocation
#2800 [19:59] <Yellowchopsticks> then...up
#2801 [20:00] <Yellowchopsticks> Balee, do you know the answer to my earlier question?
#2802 [20:00] <aljorub> i did
#2803 [20:00] <aljorub> but
#2804 [20:00] <Balee> I don't think they do, Yellowchopsticks.
#2805 [20:00] <Balee> But I haven't tried.
#2806 [20:00] <Balee> At least not controllably.
#2807 [20:01] <aljorub> i died
#2808 [20:01] <aljorub> whats the safest way to mine
#2809 [20:01] <Balee> Well at least you are back on the surface. D:
#2810 [20:02] <aljorub> tru and lost loads of dimonds and gold
#2811 [20:02] <Yellowchopsticks> does landing on a pressure plate affect fall damage in any way?
#2812 [20:02] <Balee> What do you mean? Safest way to mine in a cave, or through dirt and stone and such?
#2813 [20:02] <aljorub> cave
#2814 [20:02] <Balee> Take signs with yourself.
#2815 [20:02] <Balee> Or at least a lot of wood to make signs.
#2816 [20:02] <Yellowchopsticks> and torches
#2817 [20:02] <Balee> And torches, yes.
#2818 [20:02] <aljorub> thanx
#2819 [20:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Yellowchopsticks: i dont think it does.
#2820 [20:03] <Yellowchopsticks> and dont dig straight down
#2821 [20:03] <Balee> Yes, it probably doesn't.
#2822 [20:03] <aljorub> i want
#2823 [20:03] <aljorub> what happens when you make your own server
#2824 [20:04] <Psychoshield> if ur wheat farm is outside u dont need torches right?
#2825 [20:05] <Balee> You don't *need*.
#2826 [20:05] <Balee> But it doesn't hurt to have.
#2827 [20:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Psychoshield: you have the m means mobs cant spawn on it... and they can grow overnight
#2828 [20:06] <Psychoshield> that means i gotta redo my farm then
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#2830 [20:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Psychoshield: just toss some torches or glowstone :P
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#2832 [20:08] <aljorub> any ideas what i can make as a beguiner is surviaval mode
#2833 [20:08] <aljorub> mind my spelling
#2834 [20:08] <Balee> What do you mean what can you make?
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#2836 [20:09] <aljorub> build
#2837 [20:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: you need wood to make tools.
#2838 [20:09] <Lennifer> I cannot connect to minecraft.net no matter what I try, been going on for months
#2839 [20:09] <aljorub> i have mad all stone tools and got 57 pixaxe
#2840 [20:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lennifer: what does https://login.minecraft.net say to you?
#2841 [20:10] <aljorub> any idea
#2842 [20:10] <Lennifer> It isn't loading
#2843 [20:11] <Lennifer> I know my account is valid, I can download the game and play on other computers
#2844 [20:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: no idea... a house? a mob farm? a water ride?
#2845 [20:11] <Balee> A castle.
#2846 [20:11] <Balee> You can find stone everywhere.
#2847 [20:11] <Lennifer> Mermaid castle!
#2848 [20:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lennifer: sorry.. this link https://login.minecraft.net/?user=notch&password=notreal&version=13
#2849 [20:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lennifer: whats that one say?
#2850 [20:12] <Lennifer> bad login
#2851 [20:12] <Wug> people y u poke wug and no leave memo ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#2852 [20:12] <Yellowchopsticks> Lennifer, are you using the launcher?
#2853 [20:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lennifer: ok not a hosts issue
#2854 [20:12] <Yellowchopsticks> or a web browser?
#2855 [20:12] <Lennifer> Launcher, though web browser doesn't work either
#2856 [20:12] <aljorub> i have filled 57 spaces and each has 64 stone in it
#2857 [20:12] <Yellowchopsticks> does the web browser show the news?
#2858 [20:12] <Yellowchopsticks> errr
#2859 [20:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;y wug
#2860 [20:12] <WugBot> wug y u ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#2861 [20:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :D
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#2863 [20:12] <Yellowchopsticks> does the launcher show the news
#2864 [20:13] <Yellowchopsticks> like, the login fields, is it right in the center of the launcher window, or in the lower right corner
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#2866 [20:13] <Lennifer> Hold on, don't have it up atm
#2867 [20:13] <Lennifer> It's the new launcher, news feed, etc.
#2868 [20:13] <Yellowchopsticks> not a clue then
#2869 [20:13] <Psychoshield> woot used gold blocks to incase my farm ;)
#2870 [20:14] <Lennifer> This problem only started with the new laucher, though I have tried installing the old one (possibly incorrectly) and that didn't help either
#2871 [20:14] <aljorub> how do you make glass
#2872 [20:14] <Yellowchopsticks> i had the old launcher for months, and that quit working like in september, didnt even know there was a new one
#2873 [20:14] <Yellowchopsticks> i dont know then =/
#2874 [20:14] <Yellowchopsticks> aljorub, put sand in the furnace, add fuel
#2875 [20:14] <Lennifer> I'm completely stumped, this has been going on for months and nothing I've tried has worked :/
#2876 [20:14] <aljorub> thanx
#2877 [20:15] <mib_2awrhc> Anybody have help on how to make Minecraft run?
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#2879 [20:16] <AlsoLennifer> Sorry, new to this chat form, got locked out of old session
#2880 [20:17] <AlsoLennifer> Any idea what I could try
#2881 [20:23] <Balee> [02:14:17] <Psychoshield> woot used gold blocks to incase my farm ;)
#2882 [20:23] <Balee> You mean "encase"?
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#2884 [20:23] <Richy> hello?
#2885 [20:23] <Balee> Yes, hello.
#2886 [20:23] <Richy> greyvulpine?
#2887 [20:23] <Wug> grey is afk
#2888 [20:24] <Richy> damn
#2889 [20:24] <Wug> need something?
#2890 [20:24] <Disturbed> Then why didn't he /away :|
#2891 [20:24] <Richy> anyone good with computer file types and taskbarthings
#2892 [20:24] <Wug> I dont think he ever does
#2893 [20:24] <Disturbed> Oh well hehe
#2894 [20:24] <Balee> Who does anyways.
#2895 [20:24] <Wug> Richy: me
#2896 [20:24] <Wug> Balee: my client does
#2897 [20:24] <Richy> i want to know how to make a shortcut not have that shortcut icontt (the little arrow)
#2898 [20:25] <Wug> Richy: you cant
#2899 [20:25] <Balee> Mmmh, okay, fine, who *else* does?
#2900 [20:25] <Richy> crap.
#2901 [20:25] <Richy> are u on a windows?
#2902 [20:25] <Wug> right now, yes I am
#2903 [20:25] <aljorub> you can
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#2905 [20:25] <Richy> ok how can i pin a shortcut to the taskbar
#2906 [20:26] <aljorub> are you on windows 7
#2907 [20:26] <Richy> i dont know how do i check?
#2908 [20:26] <Richy> wait..yeah windows 7 STARTER
#2909 [20:26] <Wug> ....
#2910 [20:26] <aljorub> right click on my computer and the click propities
#2911 [20:27] <aljorub> right dowload it
#2912 [20:27] <Richy> ?
#2913 [20:27] <Richy> download?
#2914 [20:27] <Wug> you should just be able to drag the shortcut to the start bar
#2915 [20:27] <aljorub> its on the minecraft website
#2916 [20:27] <Wug> aljorub: you dont seem to have any idea whatyou're talking about
#2917 [20:28] <aljorub> i do
#2918 [20:28] <Richy> oh i see wat hes talkin about
#2919 [20:28] <Richy> right click on my computer and the click propities = to see what i have for windows
#2920 [20:28] <aljorub> the click save not run otherwise it wont download it
#2921 [20:28] <Richy> ya...
#2922 [20:29] <Wug> or just dont use internet explorer
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#2924 [20:29] <aljorub> am i able to post the link
#2925 [20:29] <Richy> aljiorub
#2926 [20:30] <Richy> thats not my problem
#2927 [20:30] <aljorub> http://www.minecraft.net/download
#2928 [20:30] <Richy> i have the downloaded version
#2929 [20:30] <Richy> and no i cant pin a shortcut to my taskbar
#2930 [20:30] <aljorub> how did you download it
#2931 [20:30] <Richy> oooh i htink i know why
#2932 [20:30] <aljorub> you can i am a techntion
#2933 [20:30] <aljorub> why
#2934 [20:31] <Wug> aljorub: you dont seem to have any idea whatyou're talking about
#2935 [20:31] <aljorub> i do
#2936 [20:31] <TheNoodle> lol.
#2937 [20:31] <Wug> then stop teaching people how to download minecraft when they ask how to stick a shortcut on the task bar
#2938 [20:31] <Wug> because theyre not the same thing -.-
#2939 [20:31] <Richy> see like i can pin a .exe to my taskbar
#2940 [20:32] <Richy> but not a .exes shortcut
#2941 [20:32] <Wug> I can put shortcuts on mine
#2942 [20:32] <Richy> ...
#2943 [20:32] <TheNoodle> As can I.
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#2945 [20:32] <Wug> idk why you cant
#2946 [20:32] <Richy> are u on windows 7?
#2947 [20:32] <Balee> As can all of us.
#2948 [20:32] <Wug> win7 pro x64
#2949 [20:32] <TheNoodle> win7 ult x64.
#2950 [20:32] <Richy> WHO HERE IS ON WINDOWS STARTER?
#2951 [20:32] <TheNoodle> ..
#2952 [20:32] <FraverCo> Could right clicking on an empty area of your taskbar, & uncheck [Lock the Taskbar] help?
#2953 [20:32] <Richy> WINDOWS 7 STARTER VERSION
#2954 [20:32] <TheNoodle> Stop with the caps brah.
#2955 [20:33] <Wug> ^
#2956 [20:33] <mib_5uv34u> i have paid and can't get minecraft to work...Keeps telling me I am not a premium user
#2957 [20:33] <Richy> i didi that fraver
#2958 [20:33] <Richy> hmmm
#2959 [20:33] <Wug> mib_5uv34u: payment probably didnt go through then
#2960 [20:33] <aljorub> sorry i missed reasd i didnt read the full question as i was on mine craft
#2961 [20:33] <mib_5uv34u> it did go through
#2962 [20:33] <Wug> mib_5uv34u: whats your username
#2963 [20:33] <Richy> something musta went wrong while u were paying
#2964 [20:33] <aljorub> sorry wug
#2965 [20:33] <mib_5uv34u> trickstorms
#2966 [20:33] <Wug> !paid trickstorms
#2967 [20:34] <Richy> ...
#2968 [20:34] <Wug> doesnt look like it went through to me
#2969 [20:34] <mib_5uv34u> okay i will go back and try again
#2970 [20:34] <Richy> ok mib_5uv34u
#2971 [20:34] <Richy> nvm
#2972 [20:35] <aljorub> also i cant read the screen as need glasses
#2973 [20:35] <mib_5uv34u> if i have charged my card and it says to come back in an hour and I do that will it continue to charge my card each time
#2974 [20:35] <Richy> i can pin it to soemthin already pinned on my taksbar
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#2976 [20:35] <Wug> mib_5uv34u: if you didnt get a confirmation email then payment did not go through
#2977 [20:35] <mib_5uv34u> okay thx
#2978 [20:36] <Wug> you might have to call the credit card company to approve the transaction
#2979 [20:38] <Richy> ok i can pin it to somethin already on the taskbar but it opens the thing already on the taskbar instead of the shortcut
#2980 [20:39] <Wug> Richy: google it or something
#2981 [20:39] <FraverCo> Pin to Taskbar is an option, when I right click the Minecraft application.. Win 7
#2982 [20:39] <Wug> I have that option for any shortcut
#2983 [20:39] <aljorub> i am thinking of getting Intel Core i5-2320 quad core with 8gb of ram and 1tb hdd Intel HD 2000 just for minecraft
#2984 [20:40] <Wug> you're sure its not like already there?
#2985 [20:40] <Wug> aljorub: intel integrated graphics suck
#2986 [20:40] <FraverCo> Dirt Cube with grass on top?
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#2988 [20:40] <PMGAdmin> I have a question about Privat Minecraft Server and Donate, my englisch is very bad....
#2989 [20:40] <aljorub> ino but its the best i can aford
#2990 [20:40] <PMGAdmin> Can me help anyone?
#2991 [20:41] <Richy> ok wug
#2992 [20:41] <Richy> it there any way i can change a bat file into a .exe
#2993 [20:41] <Richy> or have an exe launch a bat file
#2994 [20:41] <Wug> aljorub: get a smaller hard drive and a decent gpu
#2995 [20:41] <Richy> im trying to get a bat file into my taskbar so
#2996 [20:41] <Wug> Richy: wtf are you even doing
#2997 [20:42] <Wug> batch files are not shortcuts
#2998 [20:42] <PMGAdmin> Can anyone speak German? My Englisch is ......
#2999 [20:42] <Wug> PMGAdmin: its good enough
#3000 [20:42] <Wug> I can't speak german, sorry
#3001 [20:43] <Wug> but mibbit has a built in translator if you need it
#3002 [20:43] <oldtopman> Was ist dein Problem?
#3003 [20:43] <Richy> ok wug, greyvulpine told me how to reduce the memory requirements on myminecraft by making a .bat file that launches minecraft with lower memory requirements
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#3005 [20:43] <PMGAdmin> juhu ein Deutscher :D
#3006 [20:43] <oldtopman> :P
#3007 [20:43] <Wug> Richy: you can make a shortcut that does the same thing
#3008 [20:43] <eric1934678910> HEY PPL
#3009 [20:43] <Wug> but a bat file isnt a shortcut
#3010 [20:43] <oldtopman> PRESS CAPS
#3011 [20:43] <Richy> ?
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#3013 [20:43] <PMGAdmin> also ich hab im Internet überall geschaut um zu erfahren ob man mit einem eigenem P-Server SPenden einnehmen darf... So weißt du ob ja / nein und wie ich das Rechtens mache?
#3014 [20:43] <Richy> i made a shortcut of a bat file
#3015 [20:43] <eric1934678910> CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS I <3 CAPS
#3016 [20:43] <eric1934678910> jk
#3017 [20:44] <eric1934678910> bye
#3018 [20:44] <Wug> eric1934678910: cool it
#3019 [20:44] <Wug> eric1934678910: cool it
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#3021 [20:44] <Wug> Richy: make a new shortcut
#3022 [20:44] <Wug> make the target the longest line in the bat file
#3023 [20:44] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Sie sind berechtigt, Spenden für runnig ein minecraft Server zu erhalten. Diese Funktion ist nicht in minecraft gebaut, so müssen Sie einen anderen Service (PayPal) verwenden, um es zu tun.
#3024 [20:45] <Richy> wug how?
#3025 [20:45] <Richy> a shortcut of minecraft.bat
#3026 [20:45] <Wug> Richy: can you google this or something
#3027 [20:45] <Wug> I should not have to teach you how to create shortcuts
#3028 [20:45] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Verstehst du? Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht, sorry.
#3029 [20:45] <Richy> well i mean do u want a shortcut to minecraft.bat
#3030 [20:46] <PMGAdmin> ja ich verstehe nur ein Wort nicht das runnig
#3031 [20:46] <Wug> no, like I said, make the target the longest line in the bat file
#3032 [20:46] <Richy> oldtop man u can use the translator
#3033 [20:46] <PMGAdmin> Du kannst auch gerne Englische Wörter mit in den Text schreiben ein bisschen Englisch kann ich ja
#3034 [20:46] <Wug> its probably something like "java -Xmx2G minecraft.exe" or something
#3035 [20:46] <Richy> the translator makes u speak german
#3036 [20:46] <Richy> es ist nicht so schwer
#3037 [20:47] <PMGAdmin> The google Translator is not good, the Grammatik is fail :D
#3038 [20:47] <Wug> Richy: we know how translators work, but most of us use clients that are not mibbit
#3039 [20:47] <Richy> Ich habe absolut keine Ahnung, wie man spricht Deutsch
#3040 [20:47] <PMGAdmin> lol
#3041 [20:47] <quaddle> I need help with my Minecraft launcher.
#3042 [20:48] <Wug> quaddle: whats wrong with it
#3043 [20:48] <PMGAdmin> Your Text is right so: Ich habe absolut keine Ahnung wie man Deutsch spricht.
#3044 [20:48] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Oh well. Ein wenig Englisch wird hilfreich sein.
#3045 [20:48] <aljorub> is there a minecraft book
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#3047 [20:48] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: lol
#3048 [20:48] * frogaincia [frogaincia@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3049 [20:48] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: :D Also wie sieht es mit dem Finanzamt aus? Muss ich dies irgendwie anmelden?
#3050 [20:48] <quaddle> I'm running Windows 7 and I can't click on anything in it. I can't type, log in, or even close the window without closing it from the taskbar. I just fixed a similar issue with my Firefox where the max/min/close buttons did nothing, but the solution didn't work for the launcher.
#3051 [20:48] <Wug> ;+ wiki Minecraft Wiki: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#3052 [20:48] <WugBot> Done.
#3053 [20:49] <Wug> quaddle: is java up to date
#3054 [20:49] <quaddle> I just updated it a few minutes ago.
#3055 [20:49] <aljorub> any idea
#3056 [20:49] <Richy> ok wug make thae target the longest line in the bat file wat does that mean? do i right click the .bat and hit create shortcut?
#3057 [20:49] <quaddle> And I removed all outdated versions
#3058 [20:50] <Wug> Richy: do you know how to create a new shortcut
#3059 [20:50] <aljorub> lol
#3060 [20:50] <Richy> no.
#3061 [20:50] <Wug> you know what, just get teamviewer
#3062 [20:50] <Richy> ?
#3063 [20:50] <Wug> do you know how to use google?
#3064 [20:50] <aljorub> lol
#3065 [20:50] <Richy> yes
#3066 [20:51] <Wug> then google "create shortcut windows 7"
#3067 [20:51] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Your english is probably better thatn my german+google
#3068 [20:51] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: You want to know how to get donations?
#3069 [20:51] <aljorub> i cant stop laughing at do you no how to use google
#3070 [20:52] <Richy> old top man your german is just fine
#3071 [20:52] <Yellowchopsticks> i think i have a weird question to ask
#3072 [20:52] <Richy> its translating perfectly
#3073 [20:52] <Wug> Yellowchopsticks: I've seen worse
#3074 [20:52] <aljorub> ask
#3075 [20:52] <TheNoodle> ;)
#3076 [20:52] <Wug> whatever it is
#3077 [20:52] <Yellowchopsticks> well, bear with me a little as i try to explain it :P
#3078 [20:52] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: Ehm jes. mom i must use the google translator :D
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#3080 [20:53] <Richy> ok WUG
#3081 [20:53] <Richy> ...
#3082 [20:53] <Richy> ok WUG
#3083 [20:53] <Yellowchopsticks> i have a 2x2 hole that mobs are dropping down, if i put a layer of water some place in the middle, held up by signs, do mobs fall straight through it or do they just end up floating in that layer fo water?
#3084 [20:53] <Richy> why is it doin that
#3085 [20:53] <Richy> aparently ok wug is polish...
#3086 [20:54] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: Richtig, muss ich dies beim FInanzamt anmelden? Und ist es seitens Mojang Rechtens? Auf der Homepage steht zwar etwas mit Geld verdienen jedoch verstehe ich dies nicht ganz
#3087 [20:54] <PMGAdmin> oh fail mom :D
#3088 [20:54] <Wug> Yellowchopsticks: if teyre falling quickly theyll fall through it
#3089 [20:54] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: Right, I must register it with the tax office? And it is by Mojang law? Is on the homepage with a little money but I do not quite understand this
#3090 [20:54] <Richy> any way i need a yes or a no do you want me to right click the .bat file and click create shortcut OR NOT?
#3091 [20:54] <Wug> if its a few blocks deep it will stop them
#3092 [20:54] <Wug> Richy: no
#3093 [20:54] <Wug> make a new one
#3094 [20:54] <Yellowchopsticks> how much of a drop do they already need to have to fall through it? :P
#3095 [20:54] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Haben Sie kaufte minecraft? Sind Sie versuchen, minecraft kaufen?
#3096 [20:55] <Yellowchopsticks> or do i need to trial and error it :P
#3097 [20:55] <Richy> ok i am on the wron page
#3098 [20:55] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: I have buy Minecraft two times
#3099 [20:55] <aljorub> how do you make roof tile
#3100 [20:55] <Wug> Richy: http://cloud.addictivetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/newshortcutwindows7.png
#3101 [20:55] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: For my Admin on the Server and als normal Player
#3102 [20:56] <oldtopman> oyea
#3103 [20:56] <aljorub> anyone
#3104 [20:57] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: Is my Englisch for our Chat good enough? :D
#3105 [20:57] <FraverCo> Roof? Wood steps looks nice..
#3106 [20:57] <PMGAdmin> English*
#3107 [20:57] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Sie müssen nichts mit dem Finanzamt zu registrieren. Erste Spenden ist nicht normal.
#3108 [20:57] <Wug> PMGAdmin: its good.
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#3110 [20:57] <Richy> wug would it not be that hard to say right click the desktop and hit new, anyway thank you
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#3112 [20:57] <Richy> ok now wat
#3113 [20:57] <PMGAdmin> Jeah :D i was never good in English at School :D:D:D
#3114 [20:58] <Wug> I already said that too
#3115 [20:58] <Richy> it says type the location of the file
#3116 [20:58] <Wug> use the line from the bat file as the target
#3117 [20:58] <oldtopman> PMGAdmin: Both you and I are using Google Translate. At least I can read german
#3118 [20:58] <aljorub> how do you make wood stepps
#3119 [20:58] <quaddle> When I use ctrl+A all the text in the launcher is highlighted so it is working...but I can't actually click anything.
#3120 [20:58] <Yellowchopsticks> Wug, basically, my problem is: ive set it up so that the mobs fall and take 9.5 damage, but as of right now, standing where they land (to finish them off) makes it so that im too close to their spawning areas and they dont spawn
#3121 [20:59] <FraverCo> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Stairs
#3122 [20:59] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: at the last 5 Minutes i dont have used the translator :D:D:D
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#3124 [20:59] <Yellowchopsticks> if they fall further, they die, so i have to figure out how to lower the starting point of their fall, and thus lower their landing point, while still keeping them just barely alive from fall damage
#3125 [20:59] <aljorub> thanx
#3126 [21:00] <FraverCo> anytime..
#3127 [21:00] <PMGAdmin> oldtopman: So I can lawfully take donations and they need not notify the IRS?
#3128 [21:00] <oldtopman> I believe so.
#3129 [21:00] * oldtopman is not a german Tax Code Expert
#3129 [21:01] <PMGAdmin> :D
#3130 [21:01] <oldtopman> afk
#3131 [21:01] <Richy> shiiihhhiiiit
#3132 [21:03] <Richy> well i have the shortcut
#3133 [21:03] <Richy> the problem is
#3134 [21:03] <PMGAdmin> Ausgangssprache: Deutsch Geben Sie Text oder eine Website-Adresse ein oder lassen Sie ein Dokument übersetzen. Abbrechen Übersetzung von Deutsch nach Englisch Deutsch Englisch Französisch Can anyone else tell his opinion about my question? Can I get donations without problems? Pay for a server alone is just a little expensive but ... : D
#3135 [21:03] <Richy> when i open it it makes the java text box thingy appear, a bunch of words in it, and then disappears in a second
#3136 [21:04] <PMGAdmin> grrr fail...
#3137 [21:04] <PMGAdmin> Can anyone else tell his opinion about my question? Can I get donations without problems? Pay for a server alone is just a little expensive but ... : D
#3138 [21:04] <Richy> but
#3139 [21:04] <Richy> i can pin it to my taskbar!
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#3141 [21:04] <PMGAdmin> so its the Translation right :D:D:D
#3142 [21:04] <PMGAdmin> so its the Translation right :D:D:D
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#3144 [21:05] <Richy> yaaaaahaaaaaahahahahahwaaa
#3145 [21:05] <Richy> so what now?
#3146 [21:06] <zucchini> Can anybody tell me if Trickstorms has bout the game with a capital T in Trickstorms
#3147 [21:06] * mib_nvvgz0 [mib_nvvgz0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3149 [21:06] <blakeman1> hello
#3150 [21:06] <PMGAdmin> hi
#3151 [21:06] <Richy> wug?
#3152 [21:06] <mib_nvvgz0> On a mac computer how do you use right mouse button
#3153 [21:07] <Wug> what
#3154 [21:07] <blakeman1> i came here to help people ;)
#3155 [21:07] <Richy> when i open it it makes the java text box thingy appear, a bunch of words in it, and then disappears in a second
#3156 [21:07] <Richy> i cant read the text it disapears to fast
#3157 [21:07] <Yellowchopsticks> arg, screw it, im tired of tweaking my mob farm
#3158 [21:07] <Richy> but i can se the word exeption
#3159 [21:07] <blakeman1> text on what?
#3160 [21:07] <zucchini> when i try to launsh the game it says user not preuim but i bout the acount and game wahts up with that
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#3162 [21:08] <Wug> just get teamviewer
#3163 [21:08] <blakeman1> zucc try and buy the game -_-
#3164 [21:08] <Richy> the little text bx that appears when i click a shortcut to a java file
#3165 [21:08] <zucchini> i did buy the game ! that the prob i bought it and it wont let me launch!
#3166 [21:08] <Richy> OOOH ITS A COMMAND PROMPT
#3167 [21:09] <Wug> Richy: just. get. teamviewer.
#3168 [21:09] <Richy> i just saw it in my start menu
#3169 [21:09] <blakeman1> zucc r u on the browser of the .exe?
#3170 [21:09] <Richy> its a command prompt that opens
#3171 [21:09] <mib_nvvgz0> On a mac computer how do you use right mouse button/ separate your goods like wood into two colums for sticks and such
#3172 [21:09] <Richy> wats teamviewer?
#3173 [21:09] <Wug> I thought you said you knew how to google >:(
#3174 [21:09] <blakeman1> mib, idk
#3175 [21:10] <mib_nvvgz0> Teamviewer is a program used to romotely control a computer.
#3176 [21:10] <aljorub> how do you use wooden steps to make roof tiles
#3177 [21:10] <Richy> i am both hating u and thanking u at the same time
#3178 [21:10] <blakeman1> like LogMeIn
#3179 [21:10] <mib_nvvgz0> haha
#3180 [21:10] <blakeman1> alj u place it down
#3181 [21:10] <mib_nvvgz0> lol i know it sounds technical
#3182 [21:10] <Wug> yeah well
#3183 [21:11] <mib_nvvgz0> DOse anyone know how???
#3184 [21:11] <aljorub> i do but it goes around the wrong way
#3185 [21:11] <zucchini> How do you launch the account if it wont let you.
#3186 [21:11] <Wug> mib_nvvgz0: theres probably a setting for it, google it
#3187 [21:11] <FraverCo> Minecraft Roof Tutorial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVKheih6hw
#3188 [21:11] <mib_nvvgz0> thank tou
#3189 [21:12] <mib_nvvgz0> bye thanks all
#3190 [21:12] <Wug> blakeman1: l2tabcomplete
#3191 [21:12] <aljorub> thanx
#3192 [21:12] <Wug> saying "mib" doesnt help anyone
#3193 [21:12] <Wug> theres usually 4 or 5 of them
#3194 [21:12] <Wug> and naturally, they'll all think you're talking to them
#3195 [21:13] <blakeman1> bored
#3196 [21:13] <Richy> ok wug now what?
#3197 [21:13] <Wug> Richy: run it, send me id and password
#3198 [21:13] <blakeman1> anyone need help?
#3199 [21:13] <quaddle> I do
#3200 [21:14] <blakeman1> what u need?
#3201 [21:14] <Richy> wat just happened
#3202 [21:15] <blakeman1> quaddle what do u need help with?
#3203 [21:15] <quaddle> I can't click on anything on my launcher, including the min/max/close buttons, and I can't type anything. I fixed a similar problem with firefox but the solution didn't seem to help with the launcher issue. I just updated Java less than 2 hours ago and removed previous versions
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#3205 [21:15] <blakeman1> ?
#3206 [21:15] <blakeman1> is ur computer frozen?
#3207 [21:15] <blakeman1> rofl
#3208 [21:15] <quaddle> No
#3209 [21:15] <blakeman1> :P
#3210 [21:16] <quaddle> The launcher is working fine, otherwise. I just can't click on anything.
#3211 [21:16] <Mureaux> Sup guys. Anyone here know how to deal with the random minecraft just shuts down entirely, sometimes windows tells me java crashed? I've updated and uninstalled and reinstalled on both minecraft and java T..T
#3212 [21:16] <quaddle> I can highlight everything with Ctrl+A, but nothing more
#3213 [21:16] <blakeman1> what happens when u open it?
#3214 [21:16] <quaddle> It opens fine
#3215 [21:16] <quaddle> I just can't click on anything
#3216 [21:16] <Mureaux> Seems the new update makes what was a bi-hourly crash now a 5 minute crash
#3217 [21:16] <quaddle> Or type anything.
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#3219 [21:16] <blakeman1> try reintalling it
#3220 [21:16] <quaddle> I did.
#3221 [21:16] <blakeman1> or if u have to, play in the browser
#3222 [21:16] <quaddle> Browser doesn't work
#3223 [21:16] <quaddle> *In-Browser doesn't work
#3224 [21:17] <blakeman1> then it might be ur computer
#3225 [21:17] <quaddle> Well the minecraft has worked perfectly on this computer since I got it
#3226 [21:18] <blakeman1> do u have any saves or texture packs?
#3227 [21:18] <quaddle> Until this happened. It can't have been like this more than a week or two.
#3228 [21:18] <Yami> Hi, can someone hel me with an minecraft start crash ?
#3229 [21:18] <quaddle> Yes but I removed them and it's still happening.
#3230 [21:18] <blakeman1> i can help yami
#3231 [21:18] <Mureaux> seems everyone is busy yami
#3232 [21:18] <blakeman1> whats happening yami?
#3233 [21:18] <quaddle> I removed the old .exe and removed all the appdata
#3234 [21:18] <Mureaux> wait, why is mine ignored then?
#3235 [21:18] <Mureaux> T..T
#3236 [21:18] <blakeman1> rofl max
#3237 [21:18] <blakeman1> not max
#3238 [21:18] <blakeman1> mureaux
#3239 [21:19] <blakeman1> tiny names r tiny
#3240 [21:19] <blakeman1> XD
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#3242 [21:19] <Mureaux> makes me a sad panda :(
#3243 [21:19] <Yami> @blakeman1: Just bought Minecraft, tried runnig it and it crashed after downloading the files
#3244 [21:19] <blakeman1> *feeds panda sugar canes*
#3245 [21:20] <blakeman1> in-browser or launcher?
#3246 [21:20] <Mureaux> dont suppose anyone knows how to fix the java crashes? :3
#3247 [21:20] <quaddle> I'm gonna try a few other ideas and see if those work. If they don't I'll be back.
#3248 [21:20] <Mureaux> Happens to me and my friend,
#3249 [21:20] <quaddle> Thank you for your time though.
#3250 [21:20] <Yami> launcher(minecraft.exe)
#3251 [21:20] <blakeman1> try reinstalling java
#3252 [21:20] <Yami> i just installed it today ^^
#3253 [21:21] <blakeman1> or go into the .exe, hit the options button, and hit force update
#3254 [21:21] <blakeman1> cool!
#3255 [21:21] <blakeman1> and login after that
#3256 [21:21] <Yami> i tried this too, but the same error ocures
#3257 [21:21] <blakeman1> my friend just got it too
#3258 [21:21] <blakeman1> hmmm.
#3259 [21:21] <blakeman1> so u just bought it, right?
#3260 [21:22] <blakeman1> no saves or anything?
#3261 [21:22] <Yami> jep, no saves or mods
#3262 [21:22] <blakeman1> what computer u have?
#3263 [21:22] <Yami> a Laptop, Win7 homepremium 64bit
#3264 [21:23] <blakeman1> it could be ur RAM or graphics card
#3265 [21:23] <TheNoodle> ??> yami win/dxdiag
#3266 [21:23] <VoxelHead> yami: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3267 [21:23] <VoxelHead> yami: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3268 [21:24] <blakeman1> or what he said /\
#3269 [21:24] <blakeman1> :3
#3270 [21:24] <Yami> normal diag or the 64bit one ? ^^
#3271 [21:26] <TheNoodle> wat.
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#3273 [21:28] <Yami> well, after startin the dxdiag you get the 32bit version, but you can press a button and you get the 64bit version of the dxdiag
#3274 [21:28] <Richy> thanks
#3275 [21:29] <blakeman1> brb
#3276 [21:29] <TheNoodle> It shouldn't matter.
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#3279 [21:29] <Richy> hey wug
#3280 [21:29] <ArmouredLemming> hello?
#3281 [21:30] <Wug> .......
#3282 [21:30] <Richy> if i move minecraft.bat to a folder in my documents will it still work?
#3283 [21:30] <Wug> you can delete it
#3284 [21:30] <Yami> here it is : http://pastebin.com/05A5FQP6
#3285 [21:30] <ArmouredLemming> oh i see, this is like a big chatroom thing.. right?
#3286 [21:31] <TheNoodle> Correct ArmouredLemming.
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#3288 [21:31] <eric1934678910> HELP
#3289 [21:31] <blakeman1> need anything armor?
#3290 [21:31] <blakeman1> yes eric?
#3291 [21:31] <Wug> eric1934678910: cut the caps
#3292 [21:31] <Wug> you were warned last time
#3293 [21:31] <blakeman1> last time?
#3294 [21:31] <TheNoodle> And the numbers -_-
#3295 [21:32] <blakeman1> ;O
#3296 [21:32] <eric1934678910> i need a WoM Realms staff
#3297 [21:32] <blakeman1> eric...
#3298 [21:32] <blakeman1> this is minecraft -_-
#3299 [21:32] <ArmouredLemming> aaah great! well im having a bit of a problem.. i purchased minecraft for 13.95.. then went to install it on the website.. clicked the download for windows, saves and run and... nothing..
#3300 [21:32] <Wug> eric1934678910: we're vanilla support only
#3301 [21:32] <ArmouredLemming> so i tried to run on the browser instead and... nothing loaded there either
#3302 [21:32] <Wug> ArmouredLemming: stop using internet explorer
#3303 [21:32] <blakeman1> for 13.95?
#3304 [21:32] <blakeman1> how?
#3305 [21:32] <Wug> ArmouredLemming: and its probably a java issue
#3306 [21:33] <TheNoodle> Blacker47, different currencies.
#3307 [21:33] <Wug> :j > ArmouredLemming
#3308 [21:33] <WugBot> ArmouredLemming: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#3309 [21:33] <ArmouredLemming> 13.95 GBp :P
#3310 [21:33] <Wug> grab the most recent version and uninstall any other ones you have
#3311 [21:33] <TheNoodle> Exactly :P
#3312 [21:33] <blakeman1> oh
#3313 [21:33] <Yami> i try to reinstall too ^^
#3314 [21:34] <ArmouredLemming> okay, ill try that, though im not really tech savvy...
#3315 [21:35] <ArmouredLemming> okay installing the java update
#3316 [21:35] <ArmouredLemming> done!.. i think ^^
#3317 [21:35] <blakeman1> going to play some happy wheels while i talk ;)
#3318 [21:35] <Richy> hey wug
#3319 [21:37] <ArmouredLemming> oooh! i clicked run on the download option and its actually loaded somthing! now were getting somewhere, thanks for far Wug :)
#3320 [21:37] <ArmouredLemming> so far*
#3321 [21:37] <Yami> ôO now it doesnt crash, a fatal error occured
#3322 [21:37] <blakeman1> on minecraft?
#3323 [21:38] <blakeman1> talking to armor
#3324 [21:38] <Yami> yeah
#3325 [21:38] <ArmouredLemming> erm, i think so, i just downloaded it again with the java update wug linked
#3326 [21:40] <Richy> ok wug
#3327 [21:40] <ArmouredLemming> oooh, i think im playing! awesome! some odd static noices on the options menues but in the actual work its working smooth, thank you very much :)
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#3329 [21:41] <Yami> .....may i need the 32 bit Java Version for minecraft ? ^^
#3330 [21:41] <blakeman1> bye armor
#3331 [21:41] <blakeman1> hi yoshi
#3332 [21:41] <Wug> Yami: 64 bit invariably performs better on 64 bit systems
#3333 [21:41] <yoshi> I tried to download the magic wands mod, but did it wrong. I replaced my misc. folder too. when i opened it, it had an error help me?
#3334 [21:42] <Wug> :fu
#3335 [21:42] <blakeman1> have u seen Mario XD (Worst joke ever)
#3336 [21:42] <Wug> lolnope
#3337 [21:42] <Wug> :forceupdate > yoshi
#3338 [21:42] * Wug punts bot
#3338 [21:42] <Wug> ?? forceupdate
#3339 [21:42] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3340 [21:42] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3341 [21:42] <yoshi> what does that mean wug?
#3342 [21:42] <Richy> nvm i got it
#3343 [21:43] <Wug> ;+ forceupdate You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.;;To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3344 [21:43] <WugBot> Done.
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#3346 [21:43] <yoshi> oh ok i'll try it
#3347 [21:43] <Wug> ;+ fu You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.;;To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3348 [21:43] <WugBot> Done.
#3349 [21:43] <blakeman1> wtf
#3350 [21:43] <Wug> :fu <
#3351 [21:43] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3352 [21:43] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3353 [21:43] <Wug> nope, I guess I didnt make it do that
#3354 [21:44] <yoshi> when i did that, it said "fail to aunch"
#3355 [21:44] <yoshi> launch*
#3356 [21:44] <Wug> yoshi: whats your account name
#3357 [21:44] <yoshi> garretthasswag
#3358 [21:44] <Wug> !paid garretthasswag
#3359 [21:44] <yoshi> ?
#3360 [21:45] <Wug> try force updating again
#3361 [21:45] <blakeman1> wug stop the bots
#3362 [21:45] <Wug> disable any anti virus programs you may have
#3363 [21:45] <Wug> ?? bot
#3364 [21:45] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#3365 [21:45] <Wug> see? they're not bots
#3366 [21:45] <yoshi> its not workng...
#3367 [21:45] <Wug> yoshi: you disabled your anti virus programs?
#3368 [21:46] <yoshi> im a loser i don't know how:(
#3369 [21:46] <Wug> do you know what you have?
#3370 [21:46] <Wug> probably something like norton, mcafee, kaspersky, avast?
#3371 [21:47] <yoshi> it starts and goes to 32% and it shows failed to launch
#3372 [21:47] <yoshi> i think norton
#3373 [21:48] <Yami> okay i reinstalled java and turned off my antivir, but it chrashed again and again ...
#3374 [21:48] <Wug> try disabling norton. right click the tray icon and open the control panel, then disable the firewall and autoprotect
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#3376 [21:49] <yoshi> is there anyway i can just reintsall it
#3377 [21:50] <Wug> yoshi: force updating is reinstalling
#3378 [21:50] <yoshi> i've tried already but it didn't work.
#3379 [21:50] <Wug> something is interfering with it
#3380 [21:50] <Wug> GreyVulpine: are you alive
#3381 [21:52] <yoshi> it says "failed to launch" then where its located and then "Retrieving: lwjgl_util.jar"
#3382 [21:52] <Wug> :tv > yoshi
#3383 [21:52] <WugBot> yoshi: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3384 [21:52] <WugBot> yoshi: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#3385 [21:53] <username> I bought the game, i clicked install, and when i went to the open screen and i logged on, it said (not downloaded)
#3386 [21:53] <yoshi> im not sure i want to do that though
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#3388 [21:54] <yoshi> hi
#3389 [21:55] <Wug> sweriously
#3390 [21:55] <Wug> I've done it so many hundreds of times that teamviewer restricts my sessions on every computer I use
#3391 [21:56] <gamakichi> ok, i installed the game, typed in my user/pass and then it said (not downloaded), i just installed it and it doesn't work? What should i do
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#3393 [21:56] <Wug> gamakichi: what else did it say
#3394 [21:56] <gamakichi> User not premium
#3395 [21:56] <gamakichi> Thats all
#3396 [21:56] <Wug> have you paid for minecraft?
#3397 [21:57] <gamakichi> yes, thats how i got my account
#3398 [21:57] <Wug> account name please
#3399 [21:57] <gamakichi> Coolkid49
#3400 [21:57] <Wug> !paid Coolkid49
#3401 [21:57] <Wug> doesnt look premium to me
#3402 [21:57] <gamakichi> ? how do i make it premium
#3403 [21:57] <Wug> you pay
#3404 [21:58] <Wug> minecraft beta costs money
#3405 [21:58] <Wug> you can play classic for free
#3406 [21:58] <gamakichi> i did that
#3407 [21:58] <Wug> did you get a payment confirmation email
#3408 [21:58] <gamakichi> yahh, but i deleted it
#3409 [21:58] <blakeman1> rofl
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#3411 [21:59] <Wug> sounds an awful lot like you just didnt pay
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#3413 [21:59] <blakeman1> hi mermi
#3414 [22:00] <mermi> I have just purchased minecraft but it will not download so that I can play in browser
#3415 [22:00] <gamakichi> i did i also play it on another computer, maybe thats why?
#3416 [22:00] <Wug> gamakichi: there is no limit to how many computers you can play minecraft on
#3417 [22:00] <person> i cannot play multiplayer it just exits after 1 minute
#3418 [22:00] <Wug> mermi: make sure you have the latest version of java
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#3420 [22:01] <Wug> uninstall any versions you have and get the most recent here:
#3421 [22:01] <Wug> :j > mermi
#3422 [22:01] <WugBot> mermi: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#3423 [22:01] <mib_lrme4v> How do you get off a horse/
#3424 [22:01] <mib_lrme4v> ?
#3425 [22:01] <Wug> person: do you have a 64 bit computer
#3426 [22:01] <Wug> mib_lrme4v: whats a horse? (this isnt a mod support channel)
#3427 [22:01] <person> i cant play multi player it exits after 1 minute
#3428 [22:02] <person> i dont know
#3429 [22:02] <mib_lrme4v> what is the mod support channel
#3430 [22:02] <person> i dont know what bit computer
#3431 [22:03] <Wug> :dx > person
#3432 [22:03] <WugBot> person: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3433 [22:03] <WugBot> person: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3434 [22:03] <Wug> mib_lrme4v: have you tried right clicking something
#3435 [22:03] <Wug> or googling it
#3436 [22:04] <person> whats the win button
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#3438 [22:04] <blakeman1> hi jester
#3439 [22:04] <Yami> hmmm what can cause the minecraft crash when java is the right version and grafic and ram show no errors ?
#3440 [22:04] <Wug> :win/key
#3441 [22:04] <Wug> ?? win/key
#3442 [22:04] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3443 [22:04] <person> ok
#3444 [22:05] <Wug> ;+ win/key Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3445 [22:05] <WugBot> Done.
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#3447 [22:07] <person> its 32 bit
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#3449 [22:08] <Wug> person: not much you can do then
#3450 [22:08] <Wug> try a prerelease, theyre less ram heavy than 1.8
#3451 [22:09] <person> how do i install pre release where doi put it
#3452 [22:09] <Wug> search the forum and find the thread with installation instructions
#3453 [22:10] <person> ok see ya
#3454 [22:16] <Yami> *grml* i cant figure it out today ....
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#3457 [22:19] <Yami> good night ^^
#3458 [22:22] <blakeman1> bye guys
#3459 [22:31] <Richy> http://mibpaste.com/YEXHLo ok this was in my command prompt for minecraft wat does the class not present things mean?
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#3461 [22:35] <Wug> it means dont install mods
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#3463 [22:36] <Richy> ...
#3464 [22:37] <Richy> well it didnt hurt anything my minecfraft runs fine
#3465 [22:37] <Wug> I dont know what it means
#3466 [22:37] <Wug> ask the mod creator
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#3468 [22:39] <emanfman> been a while since i was last here.
#3469 [22:39] <emanfman> !paid emanfman
#3470 [22:39] <emanfman> ah.
#3471 [22:39] <emanfman> !paid c0l3ct1v
#3472 [22:40] <emanfman> !paid c0ll3ct1v
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#3474 [22:41] <emanfman> seeing as no one appears to need help...
#3475 [22:42] <emanfman> ciao!
#3476 [22:42] <emanfman> ciao!
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#3479 [22:44] <Retik> can someone help do me a favor and try connecting to my MC server?
#3480 [22:46] <Retik> anybody?
#3481 [22:47] <Wug> ;check Retik
#3482 [22:47] <WugBot> static-50-43-33-13.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net:25565 seems to host a minecraft server: RACE FOR WOOL #02: DIRECT FIRE (0/20)
#3483 [22:47] <Wug> looks ok to me
#3484 [22:47] <Retik> but can you connect to it
#3485 [22:47] <Wug> I'm not going to try.
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#3487 [22:48] <Josh_MC> hello :)
#3488 [22:48] <Wug> but I surmise probably
#3489 [22:48] <Wug> but I surmise probably
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#3491 [22:48] <Josh_MC> can one get help for a mod installation/error here?
#3492 [22:48] <Josh_MC> *that doesnt already have its won irc channel?
#3493 [22:48] <Josh_MC> own*
#3494 [22:48] <Wug> we dont support mods here, ask in #risucraft
#3495 [22:49] <Josh_MC> erg, i did they couldnt help =/
#3496 [22:49] <Wug> if #risucraft couldn't help you you're boned
#3497 [22:49] <Josh_MC> its a modloader-used mod as well..
#3498 [22:49] <Josh_MC> i know, this sucks
#3499 [22:49] <Josh_MC> i followed everything exaclty, and this
#3500 [22:49] <Josh_MC> ughh
#3501 [22:49] <Josh_MC> its so weird
#3502 [22:49] <Josh_MC> have you seen the little blocks mod?
#3503 [22:50] <Wug> I have not
#3504 [22:50] <Josh_MC> hmm its cool
#3505 [22:50] <Josh_MC> i installed it correctly, supposededly, and when i place the "little blcoks" they are invisile =/
#3506 [22:50] <Josh_MC> so appearently i did somehting wrong :P
#3507 [22:50] <Josh_MC> invisible*
#3508 [22:51] <Josh_MC> is there a channel for things a little more broader, like mods in genreal, or is that it?
#3509 [22:51] <Wug> if there are no errors or anything, than I cant help
#3510 [22:51] <Wug> maybe find the forum thread and ask the mod creator
#3511 [22:51] <Josh_MC> yeah theres not :( not sure if thats a good thing or bad thing
#3512 [22:52] <Josh_MC> okay that works, i need a to make a forum login first XD
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#3518 [23:35] <Disturbed> This is bloody hilarious! https://imgur.com/gallery/GUQoK
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#3520 [23:38] <kimikim> Friends said they have 1.9 but I don't know how to get it
#3521 [23:39] <Disturbed> 1. Download 1.8
#3522 [23:39] <Wug> :1.9
#3523 [23:39] <WugBot> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#3524 [23:39] <WugBot> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#3525 [23:39] <Disturbed> 2. Replace .minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar with the 1.9 jar.
#3526 [23:39] <Disturbed> 3. Play
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#3528 [23:45] <kimikim> Thanks wugbot
#3529 [23:45] <texFTW> Ello.
#3530 [23:46] <texFTW> So uh. I have a serious question...
#3531 [23:46] <texFTW> Oh, wait, nevermind
#3532 [23:47] <Disturbed> LOL
#3533 [23:47] <Disturbed> At texFTW
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#3537 [23:59] <Wug[telnet]> lol