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#5 [00:44] <RavenL> hi, I'm very very new to minecraft and am having some technical difficulties in game play. I have made some crafting tables and cannot figure out how or where I'm suppose to right click to change my work space from the default 2x2 to the 3x3
#6 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> When you press E to bring up your inventory, that's your 2x2 crafting
#7 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> To get your 3x3 crafting table, you need to harvest wood from trees, convert it to planks, then use 4 planks in your 2x2 crafting window to make a workbench
#8 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> When you place your workbench and right click on it, it'll give you your 3x3 crafting table
#9 [00:47] <RavenL> I have the work bench, I've placed it everywhere I can think of it to go, and right clicked, no dice.... so do I place it on the ground and is it suppose to float?
#10 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> You can place it anywhere in the world
#11 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Wait, do you have the workbench placed with a right click, or did you drop it?
#12 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> You need to place your workbench in your quick select bar at the bottom of your inventory to be able to select and place it
#13 [00:49] <RavenL> i can only drop it, I right click on areas and it doesn't do anything
#14 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Do you not have a two button mouse?
#15 [00:50] <RavenL> i have it on the quick select, and it is selected, nothing happens
#16 [00:50] <RavenL> yep
#17 [00:50] <RavenL> I am running on a mac, but do have a plain old mouse hooked up to it
#18 [00:50] <GreyVulpine> Press esc, go to your controls, for "Use", what button is it set to?
#19 [00:50] <RavenL> u
#20 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> Then that's what you need to use to place and use blocks
#21 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> "U" is not the default keybind for use. It's normally the right click
#22 [00:54] <kimikim> I keep getting an error message when I try to find my "jar"...failed to load main-class manifest...help
#23 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> kimikim - How are you launching, or trying to launch minecraft?
#24 [00:55] <kimikim> from a desktop icon...is that what you mean?
#25 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> What desktop icon?
#26 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> From where did you get this icon?
#27 [00:55] <kimikim> downloaded minecraft
#28 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> From?
#29 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> What is the exact filename you're trying to launch? Where did you download it from? How are you trying to launch it?
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#31 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Hello?
#32 [00:58] <kimikim> I'm trying to add mods. went to start entered %appdata%, double clicked minecraft, double clicked, bin, then minecraft is there, but I get error message
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#34 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> Ah, right. You need to open minecraft.jar in a compression program like winrar or 7zip. You cannot run minecraft.jar from the /bin/ folder like that
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#37 [01:00] <kimikim> is that something I need to buy?
#38 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Nope. In fact, 7zip is free.
#39 [01:00] <Chung> Hi, I had to reboot my PC and start from scratch reloading software. Can I download Minecraft again as I already bought it?
#40 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Chung - Yes, www.minecraft.net/download
#41 [01:01] <Chung> thanks
#42 [01:01] <DexLuther> Is it normal that when I change to paypal as my method of payment, it switches to Euros?
#43 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> That's normal
#44 [01:03] <DexLuther> There's no way to pay in USD or CAD?
#45 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Paypal does conversions to your host country's currency automatically
#46 [01:03] <DexLuther> yeah, but they also charge you for the conversion
#47 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> Nope, the fee is charged to the seller
#48 [01:05] <DexLuther> isn't the buyer charged anything?
#49 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> https://cms.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/?cmd=_render-content&content_ID=marketing_us/fees
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#51 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> "PayPal is free whenever you use it to buy something. The seller pays us a small fee to securely handle your payment. As a buyer, you never pay a fee to use PayPal."
#52 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> As I said. No fee to the buyer
#53 [01:06] <Lennifer> Haven't been able to play in months, have tried nearly everything, still getting "cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#54 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Lennifer - Has it ever worked before?
#55 [01:06] <Lennifer> Yes
#56 [01:06] <DexLuther> so I just have to figure out how much to add to my paypal to get 14.95 Euros exactly
#57 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> DexLuther - Conversion rates change all the time. Google 15 euros to your country's currency. Add a couple dollars to pad
#58 [01:07] <Lennifer> It has worked on this computer before, but I got a new hard drive and I believe it hasn't worked since then, though that was also around when the new launcher became mandatory
#59 [01:07] <Lennifer> I can use my account to play on other computers
#60 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Lennifer - Did you download the new launcher from minecraft.net/download?
#61 [01:07] <Lennifer> I have the new launcher, yes
#62 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Lennifer - What operating system are you on?
#63 [01:07] <Lennifer> Windows 7
#64 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> Lennifer - When you got the new hard drive, I assume you reinstalled windows 7 then?
#65 [01:08] <Lennifer> Yes
#66 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> Lennifer - When you reinstalled, did you make an entirely new windows user account, one that happened to contain an exclaimation mark (!) in it?
#67 [01:09] <Lennifer> ...yes?
#68 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> That would be why.
#69 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Try making a new windows user account, one that doesn't contain a (!) mark in it. Don't rename your current one, it won't fix it
#70 [01:09] <Lennifer> Is that really what fucked it up :|
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#77 [01:31] <carty> I can't download the game I bought. When I enter the account info it says 'user not premium'
#78 [01:31] <zkxs> carty: how long ago did you pay for minecraft?
#79 [01:32] <carty> about 4 months ago
#80 [01:32] <xales> carty: Are you sure you are using the correct username?
#81 [01:32] <zkxs> carty: Was you credit card charged?
#82 [01:32] <xales> And that, too
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#84 [01:33] <carty> yes, we downloaded it fine. Then recently my computer crashed and I had to reboot from scratch and I have to reload my software.
#85 [01:34] <xales> You are either using the wrong username, or you never actually bought it
#86 [01:34] <zkxs> carty: what is the name of your account?
#87 [01:34] <carty> Ethan6868
#88 [01:34] <zkxs> !paid Ethan6868
#89 [01:35] <zkxs> carty: Did you purchase minecraft from minecraft.net?
#90 [01:35] <carty> Ethan6868 is my kid, but I paid for it
#91 [01:35] <xales> Did you pay for it on that account...?
#92 [01:35] <carty> I paid for it by paypal I think
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#94 [01:36] <xales> carty: Yes, but is that the account that you bought it for?
#95 [01:36] <carty> yes
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#98 [01:38] <zkxs> carty: Was you credit card charged? Do you have a receipt?
#99 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> carty - We have seen many users with multiple minecraft user accounts, that they couldn't keep straight which account was paid for, or not. Could you try a http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename on all the email addresses you normally use? It'll tell you what user accounts are registered under those email addresses, and which ones are marked as premium/paid for.
#100 [01:39] <carty> ok, he realises that's the wrond username. Sorry, thanks.
#101 [01:40] <mmic> hey all, I'm having an issue with both sound and music options. whenever i try to enable it the app freezes and then crashes... makes it very difficult to hear creepers haha..
#102 [01:40] <zkxs> mmic: what operating system do you use?
#103 [01:40] <mmic> vista
#104 [01:41] <mmic> SP1 x32
#105 [01:41] <zkxs> mmic: Does sound work for other java applications?
#106 [01:42] <zkxs> mmic: or just other applications in general?
#107 [01:42] <mmic> yeah, all except for minecraft
#108 [01:42] <zkxs> mmic: What version of java are you running?
#109 [01:42] <zkxs> ??> mmic java/version
#110 [01:42] <VoxelHead> mmic: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#111 [01:42] <VoxelHead> mmic: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#112 [01:42] <mib_ddptr9> "Fatal error(4): null" What is it and how can I solve it?
#113 [01:43] <mmic> would you like me to send the .log file for the error?
#114 [01:43] <mib_ddptr9> yes
#115 [01:43] <zkxs> mmic: yes, that would be great. Please use pastebin.
#116 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_ddptr9 - Do you run avira?
#117 [01:45] <mmic> http://pastebin.com/1Kdm1eqd
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#119 [01:48] <zkxs> I'm not sure what to think of that... It looks like minecraft is trying to open a sound device, and then ntdll.dll crashes.
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#121 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Looks like java. Try an uninstall/reinstall of java
#122 [01:49] <mmic> kk will do, ty for tryin :)
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#126 [01:59] <mib_ddptr9> What is fatal error?
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#128 [01:59] <zkxs> mib_ddptr9: it is a type of error to serious to ignore, so the game crashes.
#129 [01:59] <zkxs> *too
#130 [02:00] <mib_ddptr9> what can i do about it?
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#132 [02:01] <zkxs> mib_ddptr9: we need a bit more to go on than 'fatal error'... could you be more specific?
#133 [02:02] <mib_ddptr9> Fatal error(4): null
#134 [02:02] <Heimo> Hey there, i´m not sure but can you also help me with problems about about the purchase and payment of the game?
#135 [02:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_ddptr9 - You haven't answered my question from before. Do you run Avira?
#136 [02:03] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - Depends on the question.
#137 [02:03] <mib_ddptr9> Yes
#138 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_ddptr9 - Follow these directions
#139 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ddptr9 virus/avira
#140 [02:04] <VoxelHead> mib_ddptr9: (virus/avira) To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#141 [02:04] <VoxelHead> mib_ddptr9: (virus/avira) Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#142 [02:05] <Heimo> Well i purchased a gift code but my profile says: "You currently haven't bought any gift codes, click here to buy one."
#143 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - Did you purchase a gift code from minecraft.net?
#144 [02:05] <Heimo> yeah?
#145 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - Are you logged into the account that you purchased the code under?
#146 [02:06] <Heimo> yes i am
#147 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - Did you receive any errors during payment? Did you receive any confirmation emails, confirming payment?
#148 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - What did you use to pay for the gift code?
#149 [02:07] <Heimo> ELV
#150 [02:07] <Heimo> but no email came
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#153 [02:15] <mib_ddptr9> I tried but th Fatal error is still there.
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#155 [02:17] <mib_ddptr9> the*
#156 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Heimo - I'd check with your bank, make sure there's a record of transaction going to Mojang AB
#157 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_ddptr9 - Tell me exactly what you've done.
#158 [02:20] <mib_ddptr9> I tried to apply 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*' to the 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection'
#159 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> Was the URL pasted correctly? Is it added to the list?
#160 [02:21] <mib_ddptr9> yes
#161 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Any way to disable the web protection entirely to check?
#162 [02:26] <mib_ddptr9> Maybe
#163 [02:29] <mib_ddptr9> Nope it dont work
#164 [02:30] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#165 [02:34] <mib_ddptr9> Can you be more specific please
#166 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> Are you running windows? Mac? Linux?
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#168 [02:41] <Scott> GreyVulpine don't forget OS faq o:
#169 [02:41] <tyteen4a03> ??< os
#170 [02:42] <mib_ddptr9> Windows
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#172 [02:48] <Wug> tyteen4a03: y u keep flood quitting
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#174 [03:15] <tyteen4a03> Wug: because esper
#175 [03:15] <Wug> everyones on freenode
#176 [03:15] <Wug> I'm not really surprised
#177 [03:16] <tyteen4a03> Wug: I go to freenode because of the many channels related to softwares and languages
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#179 [03:17] <wippler> ok I need help, my problem is that I bought minecraft and it has never worked what do I do
#180 [03:17] <tyteen4a03> wippler: What happens when you try to run it?
#181 [03:18] <wippler> in the standalone it just says "can't connect to minecraft.net" and in the browser it just goes black and never loads
#182 [03:18] <tyteen4a03> wippler: Do you have any security software installed?
#183 [03:18] <tyteen4a03> (Anti-virus, firewalls)
#184 [03:18] <tyteen4a03> ??< error/cantconnect
#185 [03:19] <wippler> I've had them on and off, it doesn't work either way
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#187 [03:20] <tyteen4a03> wippler: can you try uninstalling and reinstalling java?
#188 [03:20] <wippler> I guess but how :C
#189 [03:21] <tyteen4a03> wippler: Control Panel -> Add/Remove programs (XP) / Programs and features (Vista/7) -> Find Java and click uninstall
#190 [03:22] <wippler> ok llet me try
#191 [03:23] <tyteen4a03> wippler: Then go to java.com/download and install java
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#193 [03:28] <WIPPLER01> hi, I was just here asking questions? I uninstalled and reinstalled Java and same problems.
#194 [03:30] <WIPPLER01> hello?????
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#196 [03:30] <WIPPLER01> :( I was just looking for some help
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#201 [03:51] <Diablodoct0r> Gonna attempt Skyrim livestreaming in a few minutes! (If the stream fails, I will fix it tomorrow.) http://livestream.com/diablodoc for nao
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#213 [04:54] <mib_bpxhrl> i bought the game and tried to download it, but instead of downloading onto my computer it wen to the game browser. why is this?
#214 [04:55] <SimenOlai> what
#215 [04:56] <SimenOlai> did you press the download link?
#216 [04:56] <mib_bpxhrl> ta but it went to the game that ran off the internet instead of dowloading
#217 [04:57] <SimenOlai> i dont understand you, lol
#218 [04:57] <mib_bpxhrl> lol
#219 [04:57] <SimenOlai> how would you like to play it?
#220 [04:57] <SimenOlai> in browser or in launcher
#221 [04:58] <mib_bpxhrl> launcher
#222 [04:58] <SimenOlai> did you go to the ''download site'' ?
#223 [05:00] <mib_bpxhrl> ya but it just opened a browser page wen i clicked "run" never downloaded any thing.
#224 [05:00] <SimenOlai> are you sure you didnt press the In browser instead of download?
#225 [05:01] <mib_bpxhrl> ya, iv tried downloading it about 7 or 8 times now
#226 [05:01] <SimenOlai> do you have teamviewer? so i can see how it happens
#227 [05:02] <mib_bpxhrl> no
#228 [05:02] <SimenOlai> could you download teamviewer?
#229 [05:03] <mib_bpxhrl> k
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#233 [05:09] <mib_j5lpge> hola
#234 [05:09] <mib_j5lpge> hellow
#235 [05:10] <mib_bpxhrl> should be rdy simen
#236 [05:10] <mib_j5lpge> hi can you help me
#237 [05:11] <rymate1234> no
#238 [05:11] <rymate1234> ??> mib_j5lpge ask
#239 [05:11] <VoxelHead> mib_j5lpge: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#240 [05:11] <VoxelHead> mib_j5lpge: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#241 [05:13] <mib_j5lpge> giving an overview Minecraft could help me?
#242 [05:14] <mib_j5lpge> sorry
#243 [05:14] <mib_j5lpge> Minecraft could help me on?
#244 [05:14] <mib_j5lpge> ??
#245 [05:14] <rymate1234> O_o
#246 [05:14] <rymate1234> erm
#247 [05:14] <SimenOlai> what
#248 [05:14] <SimenOlai> ?
#249 [05:14] <rymate1234> ^
#250 [05:15] <mib_bpxhrl> sim its rdy wen you are.
#251 [05:16] <SimenOlai> well, first you need to do /msg SimenOlai (id to teamviewer) (password to teamviewer)
#252 [05:17] <mib_j5lpge> vale gracias ayer me compre el pack de minecraft nose cual fue creo que la beta 1.8.1 pero no puedo descargarmela y al jugar el modo survival no puedo romper los arboles pero yo juego sindecargarlo o algo asi le doy a descargar se me abre una ventana en la que meto mi cuenta y empiezo a jugar o algo asi
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#254 [05:18] <mib_j5lpge> I bought it yesterday because the pack of Nose Minecraft which was I think the beta 1.8.1 but I can not download them and play survival mode I can not break the trees but I sindecargarlo game or something to download it give me a window where I put my account and start playing or something
#255 [05:18] <SimenOlai> of Nose Minecraft
#256 [05:18] <SimenOlai> lol
#257 [05:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_j5lpge - Usted necesidad de mantener pulsado el botón izquierdo del ratón
#258 [05:19] <mib_j5lpge> of minecraft
#259 [05:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_j5lpge - No sólo tiene que pulsar el botón izquierdo del ratón, lo que necesita para mantenerlo cerca de romper
#260 [05:19] <mib_j5lpge> Minecraft only
#261 [05:19] <mib_j5lpge> aaa
#262 [05:19] <mib_j5lpge> español?
#263 [05:19] <GreyVulpine> Non
#264 [05:20] <mib_j5lpge> pero me entiende
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#266 [05:20] <mib_j5lpge> hola
#267 [05:20] <mib_j5lpge> hellow
#268 [05:20] <mib_j5lpge> ?
#269 [05:21] <GreyVulpine> No se puede simplemente pulse el botón. Usted necesidad de mantener pulsado el botón para romper el árbol.
#270 [05:21] <mib_j5lpge> pero que boton el derecho o el izquierdo
#271 [05:21] <GreyVulpine> izquierda
#272 [05:22] <mib_j5lpge> y mantengo pulsado el izquierdo y ago click varias veces en e derecho?
#273 [05:23] <GreyVulpine> No hace clic varias veces. Hacer clic una vez y manténgalo.
#274 [05:23] <mib_j5lpge> vale gracias y para descargarmelo
#275 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> Con el fin de descargarlo, tienes que ir a: http://www.minecraft.net/download
#276 [05:24] <mib_j5lpge> mire me meti en minecraft.net seguidamente en mi cuenta y luegole di a store y me compre el minecraft con la tarjeta pero no pued descargarmelo
#277 [05:25] <GreyVulpine> ¿Fuiste a http://www.minecraft.net/download?
#278 [05:25] <mib_j5lpge> no solo
#279 [05:25] <mib_j5lpge> www.minecraft.net
#280 [05:25] <GreyVulpine> uso http://www.minecraft.net/download
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#282 [05:29] <mermi> i just bought minecraft and am running mac osx and all i get is bwod after i login i cant get the game to run help!!
#283 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> mermi - What version of Mac OSX are you running?
#284 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> If it's 10.5.8 or earlier, there's a known problem that is addressed in a later version of minecraft coming out later this month
#285 [05:29] <mermi> os x v.10.5.8
#286 [05:30] <mermi> thank you any idea when tho ?
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#288 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> Nov 18-19 is what we hear. Mojang will release Minecraft 1.0, out of beta, during Minecon at that time
#289 [05:31] <mermi> cheers
#290 [05:31] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#295 [05:44] <TheBigMaxx> hi
#296 [05:44] <TheBigMaxx> can someone please answer my question?
#297 [05:45] <TheBigMaxx> Can you buy minecraft in the US with a credit card using paypal as a guest?
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#304 [06:21] <SimenOlai> uhm guys
#305 [06:21] <SimenOlai> can i get help?
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#307 [06:21] <SimenOlai> it says: no lwjgl in java.library.path,,,, what do i do??
#308 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> Oi, could you check back a little later, it's kinda quiet in here, and I'm about to just head off
#309 [06:23] <SimenOlai> but i need help :(
#310 [06:23] <SimenOlai> i cant play minecraft :'( :'(
#311 [06:27] <SimenOlai> anyone, if nobody helps me ill start ''nick spam'' :P
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#313 [06:27] <c0sm1c> Evening All
#314 [06:27] <c0sm1c> Kids got me to try and install MineCraft today, but had a bevy of problems. Primarily the client crashing after a minute or two with Out of Memory type problems. Watching memory usage, after about 1 minute Minecraft/Java rise quickly to just under 1gb of mem then the program crashes. Added the -Xmx1g -Xms1g to the java env variable but made no difference. Am Running Windows 7 (64bit)
#315 [06:27] <c0sm1c> / Java 7.1 JRE. Any suggestions ?
#316 [06:28] <SimenOlai> try 2gb
#317 [06:28] <SimenOlai> 2g
#318 [06:30] <c0sm1c> hmm ok ... Also worth noting that when I press f3, watching that graph thing (sorry new to the game so not 100% sure what Im looking at yet), the graph runs along normally for about the first minute or so, then the game becomes so laggy as to be unplayable and the graph line litrally start shooting off the top of the game screen, till eventualy the game crashes.
#319 [06:30] <SimenOlai> :P
#320 [06:31] <SimenOlai> looks like you like writing long sentences :)
#321 [06:32] <c0sm1c> lol just got some message from a bot saying "enter is not punctuation - put everything in one line" (or something to that effect :D )
#322 [06:32] <SimenOlai> yeah
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#324 [06:34] <c0sm1c> hmm trying 2g and I get the message 'Could not create the Java virtual Machine' ?!
#325 [06:35] <SimenOlai> oooook
#326 [06:36] <SimenOlai> how much ram do you have?
#327 [06:36] <c0sm1c> Running 6GB on an I7 ...
#328 [06:36] <SimenOlai> hmmm
#329 [06:37] <SimenOlai> do you have any other open programs?
#330 [06:37] <c0sm1c> nothing substancial ... memory usage is only at about 29% before trying to run MC
#331 [06:38] <c0sm1c> was googling round before I came here and saw a few tid-bits suggesting that latest Vers of MC may have a memory leak or something when running under java 7.1 ... any cred to that or is that old info ?
#332 [06:39] <c0sm1c> suggesting to install an older version of java (not something I really wanted to do) ?
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#336 [06:55] <mib_ceg4eb> Why fatal error 4 occured an how to fixed it?
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#339 [06:56] <mib_ceg4eb> Why fatal error 4 occured an how to fixed it?
#340 [06:56] <Guest> good evening sirs and madames. I need your help.
#341 [06:58] <c0sm1c> doesnt seem to be a lot around at the moment answering unfortunatly ... am also here for crash help
#342 [06:58] <Raggmopp> i use minecraft 1.8.1 and it keeps crashing after a few minutes, closes itself without warning...
#343 [06:58] <Raggmopp> ah, shoot.
#344 [06:58] <mib_ceg4eb> Why fatal error 4 occured an how to fixed it?
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#346 [06:59] <Raggmopp> i use minecraft 1.8.1 and it keeps crashing after a few minutes, closes itself without warning... properly deleted, I have reinstalled, updated java. to no help...
#347 [06:59] <c0sm1c> same problem here
#348 [07:00] <mib_ceg4eb> Why fatal error 4 occured an how to fixed it? dont ignore me you know how to fixed
#349 [07:01] <Raggmopp> Being a total noob, i think its a java problem, perhaps... it was fine yesterday untill 20:00 (GMT +1)
#350 [07:01] <c0sm1c> not that it helped me but have you added the Environment Variable _JAVA_OPTIONS = -Xmx1g -Xms1g
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#352 [07:02] <Raggmopp> I never coded java so i dont know how to, i will look at the link. Thank you.
#353 [07:02] <Raggmopp> my bad that was a log in. XD
#354 [07:02] <c0sm1c> link ?
#355 [07:02] <Raggmopp> as I said, a bit noobish here.
#356 [07:04] <pico> Animal breeding - will animals on a farm (fences, gates) despawn from a multi-player SERVER when no one is around?
#357 [07:04] <c0sm1c> ah lol ... nah one page i came across said to go to "System Properties" - "Environment Variable" - User Variables - New ... and add '_JAVA_OPTIONS' in the first box and '-Xmx1g -Xms1g' in the second box (without the quotes)
#358 [07:04] <Raggmopp> I use minecraft 1.8.1 and it keeps crashing after a few minutes, closes itself without warning... I have properly deleted, I have reinstalled, updated java. to no help.
#359 [07:04] <c0sm1c> which apparently alocates more ram for the JAVA JRE
#360 [07:05] <Raggmopp> I dont know how to do it, i usually just install and play but, never mod and mess in codes.
#361 [07:05] <c0sm1c> not that it helped me anyway... still crashes with out of mem error after a few mins
#362 [07:06] <Raggmopp> So i guess that means no i havent aded a ; enviroment variable
#363 [07:06] <Raggmopp> So i guess that means no i havent aded a ; enviroment variable
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#365 [07:06] <Raggmopp> But is this an option in the game or in the java programme?
#366 [07:09] <c0sm1c> You are creating an "environment variable" under windows that java uses when its started... ie above is describing windows dialogs ... ie, control panel - advanced system settings - Environment Variables - User Variables
#367 [07:10] <Raggmopp> ok, ill have to translate that, my windows is norwegian. :) thanks. I shall try.
#368 [07:11] <c0sm1c> Kids got me to try and install MineCraft today, but had a bevy of problems. Primarily the client crashing after a minute or two with Out of Memory type problems. Watching memory usage, after about 1 minute Minecraft/Java rise quickly to just under 1gb of mem then the program crashes. Added the -Xmx1g -Xms1g to the java env variable but made no difference. Am Running Windows 7 (64bit)
#369 [07:11] <c0sm1c> / Java 7.1 JRE. Any suggestions ?
#370 [07:15] <SimenOlai> raggmopp
#371 [07:15] <Raggmopp> yes SimenOlai
#372 [07:16] <c0sm1c> hmm just saw someone saying that we might need to uninstall java 7.1 and reinstall one of the 6.x versions ( http://sbnc.khobbits.co.uk/log/logs/old/minecrafthelp_%5B2011-10-20%5D.htm )
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#374 [07:16] <c0sm1c> search for the term "remove java 7.1" on that page ...
#375 [07:16] <SimenOlai> whats up?
#376 [07:17] <Raggmopp> I use minecraft 1.8.1 and it keeps crashing after a few minutes, closes itself without warning... I have properly deleted, I have reinstalled, updated java. to no help. (VISTA)
#377 [07:17] <SimenOlai> vista
#378 [07:17] <SimenOlai> says it self
#379 [07:17] <SimenOlai> :D
#380 [07:17] <SimenOlai> teamviewer?
#381 [07:17] <Raggmopp> teamviewer? no?
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#383 [07:19] <c0sm1c> no further suggestions anyone (other than possibly downgrading to a 6.x version of java) ?
#384 [07:19] <SimenOlai> download it :P
#385 [07:19] <SimenOlai> ??>> raggmopp tv
#386 [07:19] <SimenOlai> ??> raggmopp tv
#387 [07:19] <SimenOlai> wow i lagged
#388 [07:19] <Raggmopp> What do i need teamwiewer for?
#389 [07:20] <SimenOlai> so i can help you :P
#390 [07:20] <SimenOlai> ?? teamviewer
#391 [07:20] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#392 [07:20] * c0sm1c raises an eyebrow
#392 [07:20] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#393 [07:20] <c0sm1c> lol ... yes I will give a complete stranger access to my computer ;-) ROFLMAO !!!
#394 [07:21] <Raggmopp> And im not going to let a comleate stranger do that thank you sir. but i cannot trust your good intentions, its not you. its me. healty paranoia. :P
#395 [07:21] <SimenOlai> eg er ikke helt ukjent
#396 [07:21] <SimenOlai> lol
#397 [07:21] <Raggmopp> norwegian; javel? hæ?
#398 [07:21] <SimenOlai> :D
#399 [07:22] <c0sm1c> Well considering the number of people idling in this chan, this was a bust :/ ... heh.. oh well good luck guys...
#400 [07:22] <c0sm1c> Well considering the number of people idling in this chan, this was a bust :/ ... heh.. oh well good luck guys...
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#402 [07:24] <Raggmopp> Haugli92?
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#404 [07:24] <SimenOlai> ?
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#406 [07:24] <Raggmopp> ikke det nei, hvem da?
#407 [07:24] <SimenOlai> wut u mean
#408 [07:25] <SimenOlai> stoler du ikke på en som er norsk? :'( :'(
#409 [07:25] <Raggmopp> there are norwegian hackers too you know... but im downloading it now...
#410 [07:25] <SimenOlai> im no hacker :P
#411 [07:26] * SimenOlai har lygekryss bak ryggen
#411 [07:26] <Raggmopp> How would i know? its IRC everyone could be everything by just say so.
#412 [07:26] <SimenOlai> lol
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#416 [07:29] <Carltron> hi people...I was wondering if I could get a hand with a piston problem
#417 [07:30] <SimenOlai> ok
#418 [07:30] <mr_trousers> how do i download the game to play with out internet
#419 [07:30] <SimenOlai> you download it, download the launcher
#420 [07:30] <SimenOlai> you must also have bought the game
#421 [07:30] <Raggmopp> did its running. did its MINE harr harr
#422 [07:31] <mr_trousers> i have bought the game
#423 [07:31] <SimenOlai> whats your name
#424 [07:31] <Raggmopp> teamspeak? 170 283 803
#425 [07:32] <SimenOlai> ./msg SimenOlai (password to teamviewer)
#426 [07:33] <Carltron> I am following a tute for building a digital clock but when I try to test one of the piston arrays only a few of the pistons fire. I dont know what is wrong as i have followed the tute exactly but my pistons dont fire like his do in the tute....any help would be much appreciated
#427 [07:36] <mr_trousers> when i am in launcher i click login and i can play but i don't know how to download to play with out internet
#428 [07:38] <Carltron> is the "play offline" button available to click?
#429 [07:38] <mr_trousers> no is not
#430 [07:39] <Carltron> then it would say in red "game not downloaded yes?
#431 [07:40] <Carltron> http://www.minecraftdl.com/pre-released-1-9-download/
#432 [07:41] <Carltron> Try downloading the 1.9 .jar file from there and replace the .jar file with that one
#433 [07:42] <mr_trousers> ok willl try thanks lots
#434 [07:42] <Carltron> np
#435 [07:42] <Carltron> that method worked for me
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#438 [07:50] <Kamlotton> Hello, I have a question about gift codes. If I buy one today, will it still be usable at 21st december?
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#440 [07:54] <SimenOlai> yeah
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#442 [07:54] <SimenOlai> you got 5-6 days on you before the price goes up
#443 [07:54] <SimenOlai> :P
#444 [07:55] <Kamlotton> so no expiration time and it will still work with "minecraft"?
#445 [07:55] <Kamlotton> awesome :d
#446 [07:56] <SimenOlai> yeah
#447 [07:56] <Carltron> damn this redstone circuitry is driving me nuts!!
#448 [07:56] <SimenOlai> lol
#449 [07:56] <Kamlotton> redstone circuits are awesome :D
#450 [07:56] <Carltron> they are but it is really hard to get the hang of
#451 [07:57] <SimenOlai> not hard
#452 [07:58] <Kamlotton> you just have to understand how logic gates work
#453 [07:58] <Carltron> i wired up a clock array using 8 pistons and now not all the pistons work and i have followed a tutorial
#454 [07:58] <Kamlotton> that's like 1st year of college only :P
#455 [07:58] <SimenOlai> not that much
#456 [07:59] <Kamlotton> maybe some bug in wiring
#457 [07:59] <Carltron> i did everything the same as the guy in the tut but mine doesnt work like his
#458 [07:59] <SimenOlai> lol
#459 [07:59] <Kamlotton> thats... weird :D
#460 [08:00] <SimenOlai> almostroot mollstam scott wug xales kealper? could you guys help me with a lwjgl problem?
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#462 [08:01] <Kamlotton> lwjgl?
#463 [08:01] <Carltron> i even demolished the first one just in case it was something i missed or did wrong but the second one even less pistons work
#464 [08:01] <SimenOlai> yeah
#465 [08:01] <SimenOlai> lwjgl
#466 [08:01] <Kamlotton> if it's something about redstones I might be able to help but I have no clue what lwjgl is o.0
#467 [08:01] <Carltron> lmao
#468 [08:02] <Kamlotton> Carl, I'd have to see it to be able to help
#469 [08:02] <Carltron> heres the tut im following http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gb8aKCzGig&feature=BFa&list=PL56BC40A21679BAB0&lf=results_video
#470 [08:03] <SimenOlai> i never need help with redstone
#471 [08:03] <SimenOlai> i know everything about redstone
#472 [08:03] <Kamlotton> I'm good only with redstone, that's why I rold that :P
#473 [08:03] <Kamlotton> told*
#474 [08:03] <SimenOlai> lol
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#476 [08:04] <Carltron> redstone is awesome when you can get the shit to work properly lol
#477 [08:07] <Kamlotton> yeah :P
#478 [08:08] <Carltron> how can i record my gameplay to show whats happening with my wiring?
#479 [08:10] * mib_g8jw0k [mib_g8jw0k@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#480 [08:10] <Kamlotton> set up server / record with fraps / do some screenshots / send a map
#481 [08:10] <SimenOlai> you dont need to set up a server
#482 [08:10] <Kamlotton> or set up a stream
#483 [08:11] <SimenOlai> why
#484 [08:11] <SimenOlai> just record then load it up somewhere, and give link to someone
#485 [08:11] <Kamlotton> recording is the heaviest way though :P
#486 [08:12] <mib_g8jw0k> Hey, sorry to but in, hope im not interrupting but im having an issue. I downloaded minecraft and have yet to install any mods at all but for some reason I'm getting a black screen, any ideas as to why?
#487 [08:12] <Carltron> ok im going to record a video of my prob if you guys could help
#488 [08:13] <SimenOlai> did you delete meta-inf inside minecraft.jar ?
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#490 [08:13] <Carltron> open your minecraft.jar file with winrar and delete META-INF
#491 [08:13] <mib_g8jw0k> Yep, did that.
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#493 [08:14] <barul> hey
#494 [08:14] <SimenOlai> sure you dont have any old mods?
#495 [08:14] <barul> did anyone managed to play minecraft with java7 on linux?
#496 [08:15] <mib_g8jw0k> I deleted my entire .minecraft folder and forced update to make sure I didnt, and then deleted the META-INF as well after
#497 [08:15] <Carltron> #barul Not yet
#498 [08:16] <barul> Carltron: do you know if it planned to make it compatible?
#499 [08:16] <Carltron> no i dont mate
#500 [08:18] <mib_g8jw0k> I've no mods installed, have deleted META-INF, and even refreshed the entire .minecraft folder and forced update to make sure I have no mods, I still have a black screen when I go to play.
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#502 [08:21] <Carltron> go and download a fresh copy of the minecraft.jar file and replace the one in your minecraft folder with the one you downloaded
#503 [08:22] <mib_g8jw0k> Done that as well already, but I'll try it again.
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#506 [08:24] <zippity> why is the game runing slow in my computer?
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#508 [08:25] <zippity> even the music cut's in and out some time.
#509 [08:25] <zippity> there is a lag abit
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#511 [08:27] <mib_g8jw0k> zippity: Tried lowering the video options? Also, for my problem. It goes to a black screen after "Saving Chunks" and "Simulating world for a bit" then flashes to a smaller in window white screen for half a second and goes completely black.
#512 [08:27] <mib_ai3b9y> just tried to connect to classic mindcraft an it says fatal error occured unable to load logo an progessbar an images have never tried classic
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#514 [08:30] <zippity> done that. could it be my security?
#515 [08:30] <Insanity> When I try to use Minecraft online, it won't load?
#516 [08:31] <Insanity> ???
#517 [08:32] <mib_g8jw0k> zippity: Doubt it would be your security causing it to lag, probably to much for it to keep up with, have you tried defragging your comp and trying it then to see if your comp is just being a little slow?
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#520 [08:34] <Volki|Mine|Craft> Hello, i have the known problem with hs_err_pid2284 can some1 help me :P
#521 [08:37] <Chris> the problem is not the file itself, but what is contained within
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#523 [08:39] <Volki|Mine|Craft> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#524 [08:39] <mib_cool> same here
#525 [08:41] <Chris> ?? pastebin
#526 [08:41] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#527 [08:41] <mib_cool> are any moderators here?
#528 [08:42] <Volki|Mine|Craft> http://pastebin.com/Vuch2UYs
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#530 [08:43] <Chris> try updating your video card drivers from nvidia
#531 [08:43] <mib_cool> the exact words it says on the last line is an error occurred(1) unable to load logo images and progressbar images
#532 [08:44] <mib_cool> for minecraft classic
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#534 [08:45] <mib_cool> so....?
#535 [08:45] <mib_cool> help...
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#537 [08:45] <Volki|Mine|Craft> kk newest update, should it work now?
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#539 [08:47] <mib_cool> Hello somebody, can i get help?!
#540 [08:49] <mib_cool> help pastebin doesnt work!!!!!!
#541 [08:50] <Chris> try pastie.org then
#542 [08:53] <mib_cool> now what?
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#544 [08:53] <mib_cool> cant i get some HELP?!
#545 [08:53] <Carltron> hey guys could i get a hand with a redstone prob?
#546 [08:54] <Tanjoodo> mib_cool: <Chris> try pastie.org then
#547 [08:54] <rymate1234> yay
#548 [08:54] <rymate1234> I have a very weird bug
#549 [08:54] <mib_cool> i did.....
#550 [08:54] <Chris> can you gimme the link/
#551 [08:55] <mib_cool> http://www.pastie.org/
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#553 [08:55] <Chris> ._.
#554 [08:56] <Chris> that is reeeaaallly helpful
#555 [08:56] <Carltron> Got a redstone build prob if anyone could help
#556 [08:56] <mib_cool> wat?
#557 [08:58] <mib_cool> tell me...
#558 [08:59] <mib_cool> what is it?
#559 [08:59] <Carltron> im building a clock but not all pistons are working
#560 [09:00] <Carltron> i have followed a tutorial exactly but when he tests his all pistons work without problem
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#562 [09:01] <Carltron> I have made a vid and put a link to the tutorial i am following http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqhPpd-SMsA&list=HL1321192169&feature=mh_lolz
#563 [09:01] <Chris> is it laggy or just not working
#564 [09:01] <Carltron> both
#565 [09:01] <Carltron> both
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#567 [09:01] <Chris> Id try fixing the lag and see what happens
#568 [09:02] <Carltron> it dosent work then it will but not in time
#569 [09:02] <Chris> making a new user account is highly effective for that as most background proccesses don't run
#570 [09:02] <mib_cool> They should be. just destroy them and make more
#571 [09:02] <mib_cool> But why is this a REDSTONE problem?
#572 [09:02] <mib_cool> im not allowed on youtube
#573 [09:02] <mib_cool> i have a solution. not trying to be rude but dont you have a clock on your computer screen
#574 [09:02] <mib_cool> ?
#575 [09:03] <Carltron> what does that have to to with ujilding a clock in minecraft
#576 [09:03] <mib_cool> l_l
#577 [09:03] <mib_cool> i dont know...
#578 [09:04] <mib_cool> what does building a clock in minecraft have to do with your computers clock?
#579 [09:04] <Chris> mib, how old are you exactly?
#580 [09:04] <mib_cool> me? 14
#581 [09:05] <mib_cool> why?
#582 [09:05] <Chris> just wondering...
#583 [09:06] <mib_cool> what about YOU?
#584 [09:06] <Carltron> Chris could you go and check out my vid and see if you can find the prob?
#585 [09:06] <Chris> can't on my phone sorry
#586 [09:07] <Carltron> ok no prob
#587 [09:07] <Chris> is it just out of sync or totally broken?
#588 [09:08] <Carltron> well its 4 seperate rows of pistons cycling round wool blocks using a 12 array but only 1 or 2 pistons on each line is working so i would say its broken
#589 [09:08] <mib_cool> and WHY are you wondering. dont lie
#590 [09:08] <mib_cool> ya what she said
#591 [09:08] <mib_cool> jk
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#593 [09:10] <mib_cool> can somebody help ME!?!?!?!?!?!?
#594 [09:10] <mib_cool> please?
#595 [09:10] <Chris> depends, did you give me the link to your error? nope
#596 [09:11] <mib_cool> on what site pastie?
#597 [09:12] <Chris> or pastebin, but yes
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#599 [09:13] <mib_cool> well how do i give you the link... i dont have a problem on anything else but MINECRAFT
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#601 [09:13] <Chris> simple, copy and paste -.-
#602 [09:14] <mib_cool> http://www.pastie.org/
#603 [09:14] <Chris> -______________-
#604 [09:14] <mib_cool> so i copied and pasted.
#605 [09:16] <mib_cool> i copy adn paste minecraft?
#606 [09:17] <Chris> copy and paste the hs_err_pid, click submit, gimme the URL
#607 [09:18] <mib_cool> hs err pid?
#608 [09:18] <mib_cool> wuzzat
#609 [09:20] <Chris> ._.
#610 [09:20] <Chris> okay lets start again... what is your problem exactly?
#611 [09:21] <mib_cool> it says fatal error occurred(1) unable to load logo images and progressbar images
#612 [09:22] <Chris> beta or classic
#613 [09:22] <mib_cool> classic
#614 [09:22] <Chris> have you bought beta?
#615 [09:23] <mib_cool> no i cant see what i type because i ignored myself
#616 [09:23] <Chris> lolwut
#617 [09:23] <mib_cool> i ignored myself
#618 [09:24] <mib_cool> i cant see whrt i type
#619 [09:24] <mib_cool> *what*
#620 [09:24] <Chris> me detects a troll
#621 [09:24] <mib_cool> ?
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#623 [09:24] <mib_cool> now i can see myself
#624 [09:24] <Chris> you can't ignore yourself unless you are either really fail or really awesome, I suspect neither
#625 [09:25] <mib_cool> wuzza troll?
#626 [09:25] <mib_cool> lets get back to work ok?
#627 [09:26] <Silenzium90> hi all, i have a problem with paying minecraft ... can someone help me?
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#630 [09:27] <mib_cool> dont use international from kroger silenz
#631 [09:28] <mib_cool> or kroger at all. already tried it doesnt work
#632 [09:28] <Silenzium90> my problem is i cant pay without using moneybookers
#633 [09:28] <mib_cool> money bookers?
#634 [09:28] <Silenzium90> yes
#635 [09:28] <mib_cool> moneyhbookers
#636 [09:29] <Silenzium90> anyways which method i chose it always leads me to moneybookers
#637 [09:29] <mib_cool> what is that
#638 [09:29] <Silenzium90> dunno lol
#639 [09:29] <kermi> hello! every once in a while my game crashes and says"Minecraft crashed!" even though i just refresh the page and continue playing, is this a serious problem?
#640 [09:29] <Silenzium90> but i dont want it >.<
#641 [09:29] <Chris> try using another computer?
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#643 [09:30] <kermi> the only other computor i have is an old one that cant run the game.
#644 [09:30] <mib_cool> so kermi, not really a serious problem. just refresh every time
#645 [09:30] <kermi> it might be this computer though
#646 [09:30] <kermi> it only doesit every 6 or 7 days
#647 [09:31] <Silenzium90> so theres no way to pay by online banking or smth like that WITHOUT moneybooker?
#648 [09:31] <Chris> I used paypal I believe
#649 [09:31] <mib_cool> ya there is paypal
#650 [09:31] <Silenzium90> i dont have paypal
#651 [09:31] <mib_cool> make an acc.
#652 [09:31] <Silenzium90> :/
#653 [09:31] <mib_cool> accounts are FREE
#654 [09:31] <mib_cool> for paypal
#655 [09:32] <Silenzium90> yes but ... in what kind of world do we live? soon we need accounts to go on public toilets ...
#656 [09:32] <mib_cool> ya rite.............................
#657 [09:34] <mib_cool> mrnugget if your'e not gonna talk, youre not gonna stalk
#658 [09:34] <MrNugget> yeah
#659 [09:35] <mib_cool> so whats youre PROBLEM?
#660 [09:36] <MrNugget> i have no problem i just hang out here
#661 [09:36] <mib_cool> well can you please go to a different server?
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#663 [09:37] <MrNugget> what's your problem?
#664 [09:37] <mib_cool> what got in your corn flakes?
#665 [09:38] <Chris> wait you don't need an account for paypal, wtf?
#666 [09:38] <mib_cool> ?
#667 [09:38] <mib_cool> ?
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#669 [09:39] <mib_cool> dont say that
#670 [09:39] <Chris> you've never needed an account to use paypal
#671 [09:40] <mib_cool> oh,...................... my grandmau was going to sign up for paypal and buy me minecraft
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#674 [09:41] <Hafniz> Hello. i cant log into my minecraft account
#675 [09:41] <Chris> you can put details straight into paypal on the checkout screen without signing up, small button to the left under the cart...
#676 [09:42] <Voxell-lead> hey chris i just met you i was mib cool
#677 [09:42] <Voxell-lead> remember?
#678 [09:42] <Chris> ._.
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#680 [09:42] <Chris> (Chris) you can put details straight into paypal on the checkout screen without signing up, small button to the left under the cart...
#681 [09:42] <Chris> cause you missed it
#682 [09:42] <Voxell-lead> so can i get some help?
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#686 [09:43] <obi_wan> hello? can i get help plz?
#687 [09:44] <Voxell-lead> MrNugget back out.
#688 [09:44] <obi_wan> hello?
#689 [09:44] <Voxell-lead> I ORDER YOU MRNUGGET
#690 [09:44] <obi_wan> i need help downloading a plane mod on my mac???????????
#691 [09:45] <obi_wan> i need help downloading a plane mod on my mac???????????
#692 [09:45] <SimenOlai> obi_Wan shut up stop spaming
#693 [09:45] <clarjon1> ??> obi_wan mods
#694 [09:45] <Voxell-lead> Mrnugget back out1
#695 [09:45] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#696 [09:45] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#697 [09:45] <clarjon1> hm
#698 [09:45] <clarjon1> ?? > obi_wan mods
#699 [09:46] <clarjon1> ?? mods
#700 [09:46] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#701 [09:46] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#702 [09:46] <SimenOlai> clarjon1 dont spam
#703 [09:46] <clarjon1> not spamming
#704 [09:46] <clarjon1> i just couldn't remember the syntax
#705 [09:46] <SimenOlai> you did remember it
#706 [09:46] <clarjon1> no
#707 [09:47] <SimenOlai> it was ok the first time
#708 [09:47] <clarjon1> oh
#709 [09:47] <SimenOlai> its still spamming
#710 [09:47] <clarjon1> Alright
#711 [09:47] <SimenOlai> fdsdf
#712 [09:47] <SimenOlai> dsfs
#713 [09:47] <clarjon1> somehow my mind borked.
#714 [09:47] <SimenOlai> oh, i didnt know enter worked
#715 [09:47] <SimenOlai> same as you did, just another example, lol
#716 [09:47] <clarjon1> SimenOlai: Now look who's spamming ;)
#717 [09:47] <SimenOlai> you bot spammed
#718 [09:47] <clarjon1> I didn't mean to -- I had a derp moment
#719 [09:48] <Voxell-lead> Voxelhead
#720 [09:48] <SimenOlai> then go be derp somewhere else
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#722 [09:48] <Voxell-lead> can i get some help?
#723 [09:48] <SimenOlai> voxell-lead, gtfo go be talking to bots somewhere else
#724 [09:48] <SimenOlai> lol
#725 [09:48] <TheNytangel> SimenOlai, and you go test your hotkeys somewhere else...
#726 [09:48] <TheNytangel> :P
#727 [09:48] <SimenOlai> what hotkeys?
#728 [09:48] <TheNytangel> Enter?
#729 [09:48] <SimenOlai> lol
#730 [09:48] <clarjon1> lol
#731 [09:49] <clarjon1> Voxell-lead: what's the issue?
#732 [09:49] <Voxell-lead> i know what gtfo is
#733 [09:49] <SimenOlai> then do, lol
#734 [09:49] <clarjon1> Hm
#735 [09:50] <clarjon1> Voxell-lead: what's the issue that brought you here today?
#736 [09:50] <TheNytangel> Impersonating VoxelHead...
#737 [09:50] <clarjon1> ...
#738 [09:51] <clarjon1> no, impersonating voxelhead would be choosing the name VoxeIHead
#739 [09:51] <Chris> or Voxe1Head
#740 [09:51] <clarjon1> Or even Voxe|Head
#741 [09:52] <clarjon1> Chris: Teamwork, woo.
#742 [09:53] <Chris> Lol
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#745 [10:00] <SimenOlai> clarjoin1
#746 [10:01] <SimenOlai> it is impersonating voxelhead
#747 [10:01] <SimenOlai> voxell-lead
#748 [10:01] <Voxell-lead> ya
#749 [10:01] <SimenOlai> l-l =H
#750 [10:01] <SimenOlai> so its like voxelhead
#751 [10:01] <clarjon1> ...
#752 [10:01] <SimenOlai> you hear that GreyVulpine
#753 [10:02] <Voxell-lead> no voxel is in lead so voxel dash lead
#754 [10:02] <SimenOlai> yeah right
#755 [10:02] <SimenOlai> we all believe that
#756 [10:02] <Voxell-lead> voxel=lead
#757 [10:02] <clarjon1> SimenOlai: stfu. Seriously.
#758 [10:03] <clarjon1> Ever since I woke up, i've not seen you attempt to help anyone, only boss people around, troll, harass, and so forth.
#759 [10:03] <clarjon1> That kind of behaviour is not conductive to the atmosphere the ops are attempting to provide to the users that are requiring assistance.
#760 [10:03] <SimenOlai> lol
#761 [10:03] <clarjon1> As Thumper said in the disney classic, "If ya aint got nothin' nice to say, then don't say anythin' at all"
#762 [10:04] <SimenOlai> i got much nice to say
#763 [10:04] <Tanjoodo> lol, there's a hadeeth that says practically the same thing.
#764 [10:04] <Voxell-lead> no i didnt... and clarjon sme 2 u
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#766 [10:05] <clarjon1> Voxell-lead: I've been trying to help ya, i asked you 2 or 3 times what you needed help with...
#767 [10:05] <Voxell-lead> i was afk
#768 [10:05] <Tanjoodo> ಠ_ಠ
#769 [10:05] <Voxell-lead> im doing homework
#770 [10:05] <Voxell-lead> i have homework on weekends
#771 [10:06] <SimenOlai> hahahah
#772 [10:06] <Voxell-lead> afk
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#774 [10:10] <Guest> My TNT Explosion sound is wrong.
#775 [10:10] <Tanjoodo> Explain, please.
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#777 [10:14] <TheNytangel> Huh
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#780 [10:15] <Tanjoodo> netsplit :O
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#785 [10:16] <mib_l5n7ue> the minecraft wont run on my system because it say i need to update driver i need help
#786 [10:17] <Tanjoodo> You need to update the driver.
#787 [10:17] <mib_l5n7ue> i know but how
#788 [10:17] <Tanjoodo> ??> mib_l5n7ue dxdiag
#789 [10:17] <Tanjoodo> >:|
#790 [10:18] <Tanjoodo> Can you please-
#791 [10:18] <Tanjoodo> :?
#792 [10:18] <WugBot> is not set.
#793 [10:18] <Tanjoodo> :/
#794 [10:18] <Tanjoodo> Damn.
#795 [10:18] <Tanjoodo> I should really memorize these commands.
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#800 [10:22] <mib_s6o0dy> Pls help me! My minecraft client always changes the sound of the doors (open+ close) and the sound of the chests (also open+ close)! Whats the problem with my client???
#801 [10:24] <ThHe_M> is anyone online?
#802 [10:24] <ThHe_M> please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#803 [10:25] <ThHe_M> :(
#804 [10:25] <Tanjoodo> ThHe_M: Explain further, please.
#805 [10:25] <ThHe_M> Okay,
#806 [10:26] <ThHe_M> the client is mute for 1-5 seconds, then the sound is changed
#807 [10:26] <Tanjoodo> ThHe_M: Are you running Windows?
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#809 [10:27] <ThHe_M> yes win XP SP3
#810 [10:27] <Tanjoodo> ??> ThHe_M win/reinst
#811 [10:27] <mib_x1vv5b> how do i download thw 1.9 prerelease
#812 [10:27] <VoxelHead> ThHe_M: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#813 [10:27] <VoxelHead> ThHe_M: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#815 [10:27] <ThHe_M> Chaned nothing! :(
#816 [10:28] <Tanjoodo> Already done?
#817 [10:28] <ThHe_M> yes
#818 [10:28] <ThHe_M> afk for a minute
#819 [10:28] <mib_x1vv5b> how do i download the prerelease?
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#822 [10:29] <ThHe_M> back
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#825 [10:29] <Tanjoodo> ThHe_M: Are you sure it's not a known bug?
#826 [10:30] <blakeman1> heyo
#827 [10:30] <ThHe_M> Yes.
#828 [10:30] <blakeman1> im back
#829 [10:30] <ThHe_M> Yesterday everything was normal, but today...
#830 [10:30] <blakeman1> whats wrong thhe?
#831 [10:30] <Tanjoodo> <mib_s6o0dy> Pls help me! My minecraft client always changes the sound of the doors (open+ close) and the sound of the chests (also open+ close)! Whats the problem with my client???
#832 [10:30] <ThHe_M> The client changes the sound of doors and chests
#833 [10:30] <Tanjoodo> * mib_s6o0dy is now known as ThHe_M
#834 [10:31] <Tanjoodo> Just to clarify things :D
#835 [10:31] <ThHe_M> ???
#836 [10:31] <blakeman1> tanjoodo i reset my .jar and it still has the same sound
#837 [10:31] <blakeman1> i guess notch added sounds with no update?
#838 [10:31] <ThHe_M> yesterday it was normal.
#839 [10:31] <Tanjoodo> I really don't know what's wrong.
#840 [10:31] <blakeman1> i know
#841 [10:32] <blakeman1> notch has did something
#842 [10:32] <blakeman1> i freaked out too'
#843 [10:32] <blakeman1> it should be on the forums soon
#844 [10:32] <ThHe_M> Why???
#845 [10:32] <ThHe_M> the doors are so ******
#846 [10:32] <blakeman1> post it in the forums if u want to complain'
#847 [10:32] <blakeman1> we arent Mojang
#848 [10:33] <ThHe_M> okay, okay!
#849 [10:33] <ThHe_M> thx at all! now i know that my client ist still working!
#850 [10:33] <blakeman1> i guess notch did a "update" with the client
#851 [10:35] <blakeman1> ya people are talking about new sounds
#852 [10:35] <blakeman1> new enderman sounds in the .jar
#853 [10:35] <Wug> sounds arent stored in the jar
#854 [10:36] <DieFi> so whats up with the doors in the new pre-release?
#855 [10:36] <Wug> they are also checked for integrity against a list downloaded from minecraft.net
#856 [10:37] <Wug> if the local sounds are different from the ones on the website the client redownloads them
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#864 [10:47] <mib_3np4zl> It says that I cant play the game because the plug in isnt installed
#865 [10:48] <mib_3np4zl> hello
#866 [10:48] <mib_3np4zl> hello???
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#868 [10:48] <Tanjoodo> mib_3np4zl: Install java
#869 [10:48] <Tanjoodo> From www.java.com
#870 [10:48] <mib_3np4zl> i did twice
#871 [10:49] <Tanjoodo> mib_3np4zl: Try refreshing the page.
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#873 [10:49] <mib_3np4zl> i tried that too
#874 [10:49] <Tanjoodo> Restarting the browser?
#875 [10:49] <blakeman1> then u didnt install it right
#876 [10:49] <mib_3np4zl> i did but ill try restarting the browser
#877 [10:49] <mib_3np4zl> bye
#878 [10:49] <Mattyman> what do i do with error of bad video card driver
#879 [10:50] <Tanjoodo> Mattyman: You can install/update your video card drivers
#880 [10:50] <blakeman1> get a better one
#881 [10:50] <blakeman1> oh
#882 [10:53] <Mattyman> how do you install/update
#883 [10:53] <Tanjoodo> Mattyman, first, I want you to do a dxdiag.
#884 [10:53] <Tanjoodo> ??> Mattyman win/dxdiag
#885 [10:53] <VoxelHead> Mattyman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#886 [10:53] <VoxelHead> Mattyman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#888 [10:54] <blakeman1> hi End
#889 [10:54] <blakeman1> need help?
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#891 [10:55] <blakeman1> hi filip
#892 [10:56] <CrusaderDeleters> Anyone in need of help?
#893 [10:56] <CrusaderDeleters> I am capable of running on my head just to find the solution to all your problems. :P
#894 [10:56] <Tanjoodo> CrusaderDeleters: My boiler isn't working.
#895 [10:56] <Tanjoodo> IRL
#896 [10:57] <CrusaderDeleters> then heat it up. Lol
#897 [10:57] <Tanjoodo> I can't get any hot water.
#898 [10:57] <CrusaderDeleters> go outside, put rocks in a circle
#899 [10:57] <Tanjoodo> It runs and everything but no hot water arrives.
#900 [10:57] <Tanjoodo> Done.
#901 [10:57] <Tanjoodo> (I have a small house)
#902 [10:57] <CrusaderDeleters> put wood in the middle :P
#903 [10:57] <CrusaderDeleters> head it up
#904 [10:57] <CrusaderDeleters> burn it*
#905 [10:57] <Tanjoodo> Done.
#906 [10:58] <CrusaderDeleters> and put a pot of water in the middle :P
#907 [10:58] <CrusaderDeleters> when it's boiling, pour it on ya. (loljk)
#908 [10:58] <Tanjoodo> :P
#909 [10:58] <CrusaderDeleters> :P
#910 [10:58] <Tanjoodo> I'd like to see you run on your head.
#911 [10:58] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#912 [10:58] <CrusaderDeleters> me too.
#913 [10:59] <blakeman1> stop
#914 [10:59] <blakeman1> this is minecraft'
#915 [10:59] <blakeman1> not helping people cooking their food in real life
#916 [11:00] <Tanjoodo> blakeman1: Relax, I'm just passing the time as I wait for Mattyman.
#917 [11:00] <Tanjoodo> ಠ_ಠ
#918 [11:00] <blakeman1> ...
#919 [11:00] <blakeman1> fail
#920 [11:00] <blakeman1> :3
#921 [11:00] <Tanjoodo> I agree.
#922 [11:01] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#923 [11:02] <CrusaderDeleters> but no really, anyone needs help?
#924 [11:02] <CrusaderDeleters> F
#925 [11:02] <CrusaderDeleters> my jaw is screwed up
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#927 [11:03] <Tanjoodo> CrusaderDeleters: Just sit here and wait.
#928 [11:03] * Tanjoodo pulls a chair for CrusaderDeleters
#928 [11:07] <CrusaderDeleters> why thank you fellow man.
#929 [11:07] <Tanjoodo> :)
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#931 [11:08] <sprocket> i can't download minecraft; any suggestions?
#932 [11:08] <blakeman1> what happens when u log in to the browser?
#933 [11:09] <sprocket> nothing; just a white page is displayed
#934 [11:09] <blakeman1> do u have java installed?
#935 [11:09] <sprocket> i tried downloading it too and it just never start;
#936 [11:09] <Wug> uninstall any version of java you have installed
#937 [11:09] <Wug> then download the most recent version from here:
#938 [11:09] <Wug> :j
#939 [11:09] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#940 [11:10] <blakeman1> thx
#941 [11:10] <sprocket> yes, I have java
#942 [11:10] <blakeman1> do u have a mac?
#943 [11:11] <blakeman1> ?
#944 [11:11] <blakeman1> what computer do u have?
#945 [11:11] <sprocket> no i have windows 2007
#946 [11:11] <sprocket> dual
#947 [11:11] <sprocket> dell
#948 [11:11] <Tanjoodo> Windows 2007? :o
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#950 [11:11] <Tanjoodo> Do you mean Windows Vista?
#951 [11:12] <blakeman1> try and download the .exe
#952 [11:12] <sprocket> no I mean windows 2010
#953 [11:12] <blakeman1> oh
#954 [11:12] <blakeman1> \rofl
#955 [11:12] <Tanjoodo> sprocket: Windows 7?
#956 [11:12] <sprocket> yes,
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#958 [11:13] <Tanjoodo> It was released in late 2009, and the name has nothing to do with its release date.
#959 [11:13] <sprocket> ok
#960 [11:13] <Tanjoodo> :)
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#963 [11:15] <sprocket> have you ever had this issue?
#964 [11:20] <Wug> prerelease just updated
#965 [11:20] <Wug> :1.9
#966 [11:20] <WugBot> 1.9: The 1.9 releases are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#967 [11:20] <WugBot> 1.9: 1.9 prerelease Minecraft client: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft.jar -- 1.9 prerelease Minecraft server: http://assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre6/minecraft_server.jar
#968 [11:21] <Wug> ;- 1.9
#969 [11:21] <WugBot> Done.
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#971 [11:22] <Wug> ;+ rc The 1.9 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow: Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc1/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc1/minecraft_server.jar
#972 [11:22] <WugBot> Done.
#973 [11:23] <Wug> ;+ 1.9 Mojang has released a Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate, see :rc for details
#974 [11:23] <WugBot> Done.
#975 [11:24] <oldtopman> Wug: Could I have the ability to make those? And is ther a list of ones you have in already?
#976 [11:24] <Wug> anyone can make them
#977 [11:24] <Wug> and theres no list, but if you know what you're looking for you can search
#978 [11:24] <Wug> ;search release
#979 [11:24] <WugBot> Matches for "release": 1.9 old/mac rc
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#981 [11:26] <oldtopman> ;+ oldtopman oldtopman is epic, and he made this entry
#982 [11:26] <WugBot> Done.
#983 [11:26] <oldtopman> ;oldtopman
#984 [11:26] <oldtopman> :oldtopman
#985 [11:26] <WugBot> oldtopman: oldtopman is epic, and he made this entry
#986 [11:26] <oldtopman> \o/
#987 [11:26] <oldtopman> ;- oldtopman
#988 [11:26] <WugBot> Done.
#989 [11:26] <oldtopman> waitwat
#990 [11:26] <oldtopman> Wug: Anyone can *delete* entries too?
#991 [11:27] <Wug> mmhm
#992 [11:27] <oldtopman> Mebbe you want to fix that.
#993 [11:27] <Wug> :?dx
#994 [11:27] <WugBot> dx was set by: wug
#995 [11:27] <Wug> ;lock dx
#996 [11:27] <WugBot> Done.
#997 [11:27] <Wug> :?dx
#998 [11:27] <WugBot> dx was set by: wug
#999 [11:28] <Wug> try to delete dx
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#1002 [11:33] <su> My doors and hatches broke
#1003 [11:33] <su> they sound different
#1004 [11:33] <su> and there was no update
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#1009 [11:41] <Wug> :rc
#1010 [11:41] <WugBot> rc: The 1.9 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow: Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc1/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc1/minecraft_server.jar
#1011 [11:42] <Wug> ;~ rc The 1.9 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:;;Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft_server.jar
#1012 [11:42] <WugBot> Done.
#1013 [11:43] <clarjon1> wooden swords are HIGHLY nerfed o.o
#1014 [11:46] <Wug> clarjon1: it was a bug, check the new version
#1015 [11:46] <oldtopmanserver> ;- dx
#1016 [11:46] <WugBot> That factoid is locked, and you cannot change it.
#1017 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> Wug: Nice job
#1018 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> ;+ oldtopman oldtopman is epic
#1019 [11:47] <WugBot> Done.
#1020 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> :oldtopman
#1021 [11:47] <WugBot> oldtopman: oldtopman is epic
#1022 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> ;lock oldtopman
#1023 [11:47] <WugBot> You cannot lock that factoid.
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#1025 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> :<
#1026 [11:47] <oldtopmanserver> ;- oldtopman
#1027 [11:47] <WugBot> Done.
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#1029 [11:56] <shunne> does anyone know why the game crashes direct after login for me?
#1030 [11:57] <Opeth> xales - You there?
#1031 [11:58] <shunne> ive updated java and all drivers for gfx and sound
#1032 [11:58] <shunne> running on a laptop with win xp
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#1035 [11:59] <SimenOlai_> there
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#1040 [12:16] <Andynmorrison> Hi, my account seems to have been deleted and I can't recover from email!
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#1042 [12:18] <Andynmorrison> Any suggestions?
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#1044 [12:19] <blakeman1> im back guys
#1045 [12:19] <Andynmorrison> Where do you get account support? I can't see it on the website.
#1046 [12:19] <Wug> Andynmorrison: try specifying the email address instead of the username
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#1048 [12:20] <Andynmorrison> Wug: Thanks for the tip. I tried that and failed. I tried username recovery and that failed too.
#1049 [12:20] <Wug> what was your username
#1050 [12:20] <blakeman1> what happened andy?
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#1053 [12:22] <Andynmorrison> blakeman1: I stopped playing for a while and, when I tried to log on recently, I was presented with a log in error. I thought that maybe my password was wrong, so I went to perform password recovery; that didn't work.
#1054 [12:22] <Wug> what was your username
#1055 [12:22] <Andynmorrison> blakeman1: I then went to username recovery (username: Andynmorrison) and that failed too.
#1056 [12:23] <Wug> !paid Andynmorrison
#1057 [12:23] <Wug> was the password saved on any computers
#1058 [12:23] <Andynmorrison> I use 1password, so I assume that the original p/w was correct.
#1059 [12:23] <Wug> what was the email address associated with the account
#1060 [12:24] <blakeman1> ya
#1061 [12:24] <Andynmorrison> morrison.a.n@gmail.com
#1062 [12:24] <Wug> its not just ending up in your spam folder or something?
#1063 [12:25] <Andynmorrison> Just checked, nothing there.
#1064 [12:25] <Wug> you probably used a different email address
#1065 [12:25] <Wug> check every email address you have
#1066 [12:25] <Andynmorrison> I'll check the others now.
#1067 [12:26] <Andynmorrison> tks brb
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#1069 [12:27] <blakeman1> hello stella
#1070 [12:27] <blakeman1> need help?
#1071 [12:28] <Stella> Yes ! My son has purchased Minecraft some time ago and been playing on our home pc. We bought him a Toshiba laptop for birthday. He loaded Minecraft and everytime he logs in it just closes any ideas?
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#1074 [12:30] <blakeman1> hmm...
#1075 [12:30] <blakeman1> in browser?
#1076 [12:30] <Thrae> Stella: Is this a Toshiba Satellite C660 or C6xx?
#1077 [12:31] <Stella> It is a Toshiba C660. We have loaded Java. Doesn't run in browser or from loaded game
#1078 [12:31] <Thrae> Satellite C660 has a bug with the drivers, one sec
#1079 [12:32] <Wug> Stella: thrae's fetching updated drivers for you to use
#1080 [12:32] <Thrae> Stella: Assuming this is the cheaper one, without switchable graphics, here you go -- http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#1081 [12:33] <Thrae> Stella: Follow those instructions and you should be good
#1082 [12:33] <Wug> .....
#1083 [12:33] <Wug> we should just ban mibbit forever
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#1085 [12:33] <Wug> ^ stella
#1086 [12:33] <blakeman1> why?
#1087 [12:34] <Wug> mib_1q23a6: use /nick Stella
#1088 [12:34] <Thrae> mib_1q23a6: Assuming this is the cheaper one, without switchable graphics, here you go -- http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem . follow those instructions
#1089 [12:36] <SimenOlai> http://pastebin.com/6qTR5y5C
#1090 [12:36] <SimenOlai> what do i do?
#1091 [12:38] <Wug> what did you do
#1092 [12:39] <Thrae> SimenOlai: What's your OS? Windows, etc.?
#1093 [12:39] <Wug> force updating would probably fix it
#1094 [12:40] <SimenOlai> i dont want to loose my mods D:
#1095 [12:40] <Thrae> It's probably caused by a mod
#1096 [12:40] <SimenOlai> no its not
#1097 [12:41] <SimenOlai> its lwjgl
#1098 [12:41] <SimenOlai> thats not a mod, lol
#1099 [12:41] <Thrae> Try http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Update_LWJGL , if that doesn't work, it's a mod tainting LWJGL
#1100 [12:41] <Thrae> (This happens all the time, mods can cause crashes anywhere)
#1101 [12:41] <SimenOlai> dude
#1102 [12:42] <SimenOlai> i installed the mods months ago
#1103 [12:42] <SimenOlai> end of september
#1104 [12:42] <Thrae> Dude, follow our instructions if you want troubleshooting assistance.
#1105 [12:42] <SimenOlai> lol
#1106 [12:42] <Thrae> We don't normally help with modded minecraft JARs, nor pre-releases. It's a common troubleshooting step to put you back down to vanilla.
#1107 [12:43] <Thrae> It's TROUBLESHOOTING when you eliminate everything that could possibly be wrong step-by-step.
#1108 [12:43] <SimenOlai> the mods cant be the problem, cause it has worked fine for months, lol
#1109 [12:45] <SimenOlai> wut da
#1110 [12:45] <SimenOlai> for some reason, there was no bin/natives
#1111 [12:46] <Thrae> Backup the minecraft.jar, then force update
#1112 [12:47] <SimenOlai> why
#1113 [12:47] <SimenOlai> the problem is solved
#1114 [12:47] <SimenOlai> lol
#1115 [12:47] <SimenOlai> there was no natives folder in bin for some reason, lol
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#1122 [13:06] <mib_tx1er5> when i start op minecraft it just crashes
#1123 [13:16] <SimenOlai> wtf is spamming me with sound!
#1124 [13:19] <Jackson413> http://pastebin.com/rgK6ByBc
#1125 [13:19] <Jackson413> what is wrong?
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#1127 [13:24] <HeXas> Hello
#1128 [13:24] <HeXas> I need help on acc recovery for my little brother, which actually forgot his email
#1129 [13:24] <Jackson413> anyone?
#1130 [13:25] <HeXas> Oh not affiliated with mojang :(
#1131 [13:29] <Jackson413> GreyVulpine, you here buddy?
#1132 [13:29] <Jackson413> Kealper?
#1133 [13:29] <Jackson413> xales?
#1134 [13:31] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: tried redownloading the server?
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#1137 [13:35] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: also.. googling part of it... you using bukkit?
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#1139 [13:38] <Volki|Mine|Craft> hey, one question i've got the newest update on my graficcard treiber, now i have enomous laggs on minecraft like every 2 secs for about 20secs does anybody know why?
#1140 [13:38] <Volki|Mine|Craft> anyone*
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#1142 [13:39] <Andynmorrison> Wug & blakeman1: Thanks for your help. I've sent an email to support@mojang.com Hopefully they'll be able to reactivate my account or whatever they need to do.
#1143 [13:40] <Jackson413> |Kiikun|, yeah I am, but i thought it was minecraft related
#1144 [13:40] <Calinou> Volki|Mine|Craft: autosave on singleplayer
#1145 [13:40] <Calinou> install optifine and/or play multiplahyer
#1146 [13:40] <Calinou> player*
#1147 [13:40] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: from searchign the bukkit forums.. its a bukkit mod doing it... you using xray detection?
#1148 [13:41] <Jackson413> antixray
#1149 [13:41] <Jackson413> oh wait not anymore
#1150 [13:41] <Volki|Mine|Craft> single
#1151 [13:41] <Jackson413> i just reset my map today
#1152 [13:41] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: try removing it and see if it still happens... also the bukkit channel is #bukkit
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#1155 [13:43] <Jackson413> found the plugin
#1156 [13:43] <George> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#1157 [13:44] <Volki|Mine|Craft> Calinou its single
#1158 [13:45] <George> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem I followed this link but when it told me to look for a file called igdlh64.inf it wasnt there... Help?
#1159 [13:46] <George> Help? anyone?
#1160 [13:48] <Thrae> George: It's there in the download.
#1161 [13:49] <George> thrae Its not there for me i tried to search for it in the file but it didnt exsist
#1162 [13:50] <Volki|Mine|Craft> hey, one question i've got the newest update on my graficcard treiber, now i have enomous laggs on minecraft like every 2 secs for about 20secs does anybody know why?
#1163 [13:50] <Volki|Mine|Craft> anyone*
#1164 [13:51] <Thrae> George: Does the driver update wizard not find it, or you can't actually view it in the folder?
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#1166 [13:51] <MoNeYINPHX> When I run Minecraft, I can't log in and the news
#1167 [13:51] <MoNeYINPHX> "page" doesn't show up
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#1169 [13:52] <MoNeYINPHX> I can post a screenshot if it helps
#1170 [13:52] <Levoni> Hello
#1171 [13:52] <MoNeYINPHX> hey
#1172 [13:52] <Levoni> I need help with running minecraft
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#1174 [13:52] <Eni5000> hey
#1175 [13:52] <Eni5000> where can i find the rc2 server.jar
#1176 [13:52] <Levoni> When I open Minecraft
#1177 [13:52] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Can you login through http://www.minecraft.net ?
#1178 [13:52] <MoNeYINPHX> Yes
#1179 [13:52] <MoNeYINPHX> http://gyazo.com/ed3285722971a25e6b3203268f9ed718
#1180 [13:53] <MoNeYINPHX> That is the screenshot
#1181 [13:53] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Screenshot is not required.
#1182 [13:53] <MoNeYINPHX> But if it helps
#1183 [13:53] <Thrae> It doesn't.
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#1185 [13:53] <George> thrae i cant find it in the folder
#1186 [13:53] <Levoni> When I open minecraft, and logs in
#1187 [13:53] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Running on Windows?
#1188 [13:53] <Levoni> It turns black
#1189 [13:53] <MoNeYINPHX> Yes
#1190 [13:54] <Levoni> And then my computer laggs friggin hard
#1191 [13:54] <Levoni> And it takes 5 min to close it
#1192 [13:54] <Thrae> George: igdlh64.inf ? Re-download the ZIP file, as it's there.
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#1194 [13:54] <Thrae> Levoni: Running Windows?
#1195 [13:54] <Levoni> Yup
#1196 [13:54] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Disable your Anti-Virus
#1197 [13:54] <Eni5000> where can i download the rc2 server.jar?
#1198 [13:54] <Levoni> Windows XP
#1199 [13:55] <Thrae> ??> Levoni win/dxdiag
#1200 [13:55] <VoxelHead> Levoni: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1201 [13:55] <VoxelHead> Levoni: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1202 [13:55] <Levoni> Wow
#1203 [13:55] <Levoni> Ok
#1204 [13:55] <Levoni> I'll write that down
#1205 [13:55] <MoNeYINPHX> Same, even if I disable my anti
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#1207 [13:55] <Thrae> ??> MoNeYINPHX win/hosts
#1208 [13:55] <VoxelHead> MoNeYINPHX: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1209 [13:55] <VoxelHead> MoNeYINPHX: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1210 [13:56] <Volki|Mine|Craft> hey, one question i've got the newest update on my graficcard treiber, now i have enomous laggs on minecraft like every 2 secs for about 20secs does anyone know why?
#1211 [13:56] <Thrae> Volki|Mine|Craft: The 1.9 pre-release?
#1212 [13:56] <Thrae> Volki|Mine|Craft: Or you mean you updated your graphics card drivers?
#1213 [13:56] <Volki|Mine|Craft> my drivers
#1214 [13:56] <Thrae> Volki|Mine|Craft: Sometimes updating drivers can make performance worse.
#1215 [13:57] <Thrae> Volki|Mine|Craft: All you can do is go back to older drivers or wait until the next update.
#1216 [13:57] <Volki|Mine|Craft> yea but berfore i got that kick
#1217 [13:57] <Thrae> "kick"?
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#1219 [13:58] <Levoni> wHAT'S THE irc CHANNEL?
#1220 [13:58] <Wug> this is
#1221 [13:58] <Levoni> Caps
#1222 [13:58] <Levoni> Ooooooh
#1223 [13:58] <Levoni> Ok
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#1225 [13:58] <MoNeYINPHX> http://pastebin.com/riRJSDyg
#1226 [13:58] <Volki|Mine|Craft> yea that 1 mom
#1227 [13:58] <clarjon1> This is the #minecrafthelp IRC channel, Levoni
#1228 [13:58] <Levoni> Oki
#1229 [13:58] <Eni5000> where can i dwonload the rc2 server .jar????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#1230 [13:58] <Levoni> So... I should start by opening minecraft?
#1231 [13:59] <Levoni> ^_^
#1232 [13:59] <Wug> Eni5000: keep your head screwed on
#1233 [13:59] <Thrae> Levoni: Follow the instructions.
#1234 [13:59] <Thrae> Eni5000: We generally don't support pre-releases / release-candidates here.
#1235 [13:59] <Wug> and if you cant find it you probably shouldnt be hosting servers anyway
#1236 [13:59] <MoNeYINPHX> Here is my PasteBin of my hosts file: http://pastebin.com/riRJSDyg
#1237 [13:59] <Levoni> I should do it here...
#1238 [13:59] <Levoni> I'm a bit dizzy about this
#1239 [14:00] <Thrae> Levoni: Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1240 [14:00] <Thrae> ??> Levoni win/dxdiag
#1241 [14:00] <VoxelHead> Levoni: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1242 [14:00] <VoxelHead> Levoni: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1243 [14:00] <Levoni> win/dxdiag what's that
#1244 [14:00] <Thrae> Levoni: Read what Voxelhead is telling you and follow the instructions.
#1245 [14:01] <Levoni> ok
#1246 [14:01] <Levoni> I answered yes in the whql
#1247 [14:01] <Biber89> Hello i hope someone can help me. i cant play minecraft with the client on a server i can only in the browser on a server its really strange..? someone may have a solution for me? :)
#1248 [14:02] <MoNeYINPHX> I'm still waiting.
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#1250 [14:03] <Thrae> ?? patience
#1251 [14:03] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1252 [14:03] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1253 [14:03] <Levoni1> So
#1254 [14:03] <Levoni1> Ill copy it all
#1255 [14:03] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Your hosts file looks fine. Try re-downloading the launcher from http://www.minecraft.net/download
#1256 [14:03] <Levoni1> no
#1257 [14:03] <Levoni1> w
#1258 [14:03] <MoNeYINPHX> Allready did. Same problem present.
#1259 [14:04] <Thrae> ??> MoNeYINPHX win/reinst
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#1261 [14:04] <VoxelHead> MoNeYINPHX: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1262 [14:04] <VoxelHead> MoNeYINPHX: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1263 [14:05] <Levoni1> Thrae
#1264 [14:05] <Levoni1> Or voxel
#1265 [14:05] <MoNeYINPHX> Same issue
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#1267 [14:05] <Thrae> Levoni: Yes, I'm waiting for the pastebin.com link.
#1268 [14:05] <Levoni1> Should I make an account for pastebin
#1269 [14:05] <Levoni1> Or what
#1270 [14:05] <Thrae> Levoni: Unnecessary
#1271 [14:05] <George> thrae they arent there
#1272 [14:05] <DieFi> is it normal that the brewing stand get completely destroyed when hitting it?
#1273 [14:05] <Thrae> George: Not sure how to help you, the file is there for me
#1274 [14:06] <Thrae> DieFi: RIGHT-click
#1275 [14:06] <DieFi> ...
#1276 [14:06] <Thrae> MoNeYINPHX: Uninstall all versions of Java from Programs and Features, then install the x86 and x64 versions from WugBot's link
#1277 [14:06] <Levoni1> So
#1278 [14:06] <Thrae> :j
#1279 [14:06] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1280 [14:06] <DieFi> i tried to move it to an other place
#1281 [14:06] <Levoni1> I named it Someting
#1282 [14:06] <Levoni1> Something
#1283 [14:07] <Thrae> Levoni: We need the LINK
#1284 [14:07] <DieFi> so i hit it with left
#1285 [14:07] <Levoni1> Oooh
#1286 [14:07] <Levoni1> http://pastebin.com/9mb64KnQ
#1287 [14:07] <DieFi> still shouldn't it drop the item like with the bench?
#1288 [14:08] <Thrae> Levoni1: Yeah Minecraft is going to lag on your machine, as you only have 512MB of RAM total.
#1289 [14:08] <Levoni1> It was used as a 3D modelling computer
#1290 [14:08] <Levoni1> sO
#1291 [14:08] <Thrae> Levoni1: That must be some ancient 3D modeling....
#1292 [14:08] <Levoni1> What can I do to get more RAM? New Ghrapics card
#1293 [14:08] <Levoni1> Graphics
#1294 [14:08] <Volki|Mine|Craft> Thrae sry i dont find it anymore
#1295 [14:09] <Levoni1> Well it was using CATIA
#1296 [14:09] <Levoni1> CATIA V5R14
#1297 [14:09] <Volki|Mine|Craft> this when u get kicked and on ur screen is a .txt data
#1298 [14:09] <Levoni1> Quite adavanced
#1299 [14:09] <Levoni1> Advanced
#1300 [14:09] <Levoni1> So
#1301 [14:09] <Thrae> Levoni1: Maybe 5+ years ago, yes
#1302 [14:09] <Thrae> 5 years in in the computer world is "ancient"
#1303 [14:10] <Levoni1> What should I do to prevent this lagattack
#1304 [14:10] <Levoni1> Should I buy a new graphics card
#1305 [14:10] <Thrae> Levoni1: Specifically your computer's hardware is around 10 years old. Personally I would go for a new computer.
#1306 [14:10] <Leviathan-117> Good evening. Sorry for the interruption. I come here because I can't buy Minecraft from minecraft.net. Every time a "Please log with your Money Bookers account" page appears. (I'm french, my apologies for mistakes)
#1307 [14:10] <Levoni1> But that's very expensive
#1308 [14:10] <Thrae> Leviathan-117: Use Paypal instead
#1309 [14:10] <Thrae> Levoni1: So is a graphics card and more RAM for an old computer, generally
#1310 [14:11] <Levoni1> Will ruin everythin g else
#1311 [14:11] <Leviathan-117> Thrae : I can'r use Paypal too.
#1312 [14:11] <Leviathan-117> (can't)
#1313 [14:11] <Levoni1> everythingÄ
#1314 [14:11] <Thrae> Levoni1: You want at least 2GB of RAM total to run modern games well
#1315 [14:11] <Levoni1> Mhm..
#1316 [14:12] <Levoni1> To make things clear, should I go for a new graphics card that will fit this system good with about 2GB ram?
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#1319 [14:12] <Levoni1> I have no clue
#1320 [14:12] <mib_6c9twp> :o
#1321 [14:12] <Deathranger999> Hello.
#1322 [14:12] <Deathranger999> I'm new here.
#1323 [14:12] <mib_6c9twp> Can someone help me with something?
#1324 [14:12] <Deathranger999> I have a problem with Minecraft.
#1325 [14:12] <mib_6c9twp> So do I
#1326 [14:12] <Deathranger999> I was wondering who could help me.
#1327 [14:12] <Thrae> Leviathan-117: You don't need a Paypal account to pay with Paypal. If you still can't pay with Paypal, you'll have to make a Moneybookers account so they can verify your payment method.
#1328 [14:13] <Thrae> Levoni1: No, the RAM is part of the system, not the graphics card.
#1329 [14:13] <Wug> Levoni1: You need both equally badly
#1330 [14:13] <Levoni1> Oh
#1331 [14:13] <mib_6c9twp> Ok, when I play minecraft, after a while it shuts down and an error icon come up on my desktop, please help!
#1332 [14:13] <Levoni1> Should I upgrade the computer with new graphics card and motherboard
#1333 [14:13] <Thrae> Levoni1: Here in the US upgrading that old of a system's RAM to 2GB and getting an AGP graphics card would probably set you back at least $100-$200 USD
#1334 [14:13] <Wug> Levoni1: it might just be worth it to buy a whole newer computer since that one is probably not very upgradable
#1335 [14:13] <Levoni1> And all that
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#1337 [14:13] <mib_6c9twp> its a java error
#1338 [14:14] <mib_6c9twp> Can someone please help
#1339 [14:14] <Wug> :dx > mib_6c9twp
#1340 [14:14] <WugBot> mib_6c9twp: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1341 [14:14] <WugBot> mib_6c9twp: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1342 [14:14] <Levoni1> But still it will end up cheaper than buying a new
#1343 [14:14] <Biber89> My Client cant connect to minecraft.net and I can't play on a private server, but when I'm playing in the browser it just works fine? Why can't i play with the client?
#1344 [14:14] <Thrae> Levoni1: Not really, not unless there's some weird pricing scheme over in Sweden
#1345 [14:14] <Deathranger999> For some reason, when I log into my Minecraft account, and play on my singleplayer file, if I move in any way (Arrow keys or even look around) Minecraft just randomly goes to the "Saving chunks" screen, then goes to a black screen, at which point I have to exit. It effectively keeps me from doing anything on Minecraft. Please help.
#1346 [14:14] <Leviathan-117> Thrae : I can't use Paypal and MoneyBookers. The payment system can't verify without a third system ?
#1347 [14:15] <mib_6c9twp> Can someone help me with my problem?
#1348 [14:15] <Levoni1> Okay
#1349 [14:15] <Levoni1> Thanks for the help
#1350 [14:15] <mib_6c9twp> Hello?
#1351 [14:15] <Wug> :dx > mib_6c9twp
#1352 [14:15] <WugBot> mib_6c9twp: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1353 [14:15] <WugBot> mib_6c9twp: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1354 [14:15] <Thrae> Levoni1: The parts for a new computer can easily be ~$500 USD if you add in a graphics card and decent amount of RAM, while a new computer can be less than that
#1355 [14:15] <Deathranger999> Did anybody read what I said?
#1356 [14:15] <Deathranger999> Can anyone help me with my problem?
#1357 [14:15] <Levoni1> Okay
#1358 [14:15] <Wug> Deathranger999: try updating java
#1359 [14:15] <Wug> :j > Deathranger999
#1360 [14:15] <WugBot> Deathranger999: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1361 [14:15] <Deathranger999> How?
#1362 [14:15] <Thrae> Leviathan-117: Minecraft.net has no payment system. They use Moneybookers and Paypal for that.
#1363 [14:15] <Levoni1> I'll try to find a cheap computer
#1364 [14:16] <Levoni1> ._.
#1365 [14:16] <Deathranger999> Thank you.
#1366 [14:16] <Deathranger999> I'll try that.
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#1369 [14:16] <Thrae> Leviathan-117: Specifically they have no payment processing system.
#1370 [14:16] <Leviathan-117> Thrae : Arf :s Thanks for your help and sorry for the waste of time.
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#1372 [14:16] <Deathranger999> Um...which one on that page do I download, WugBot?
#1373 [14:17] <Thrae> Levoni1: Just make sure it has a DEDICATED Nvidia or ATI Graphics Card -- do NOT get one with only Intel
#1374 [14:17] <Deathranger999> There are many different downloads. Which should I use?
#1375 [14:17] <mib_abz6pq> What i must do when i install it but it dont finisch
#1376 [14:17] <mib_abz6pq> What i must do when i install it but it dont finisch
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#1378 [14:17] <Thrae> Deathranger999: Windows x86 == Windows 32-bit, Windows x64 == Windows 64-bit. If you have 64-bit, get both.
#1379 [14:17] <Deathranger999> OK.
#1380 [14:17] <Deathranger999> Um..
#1381 [14:17] <Thrae> mib_abz6pq: Disable your Anti-Virus
#1382 [14:18] <Deathranger999> How do I find out what bit I have?
#1383 [14:18] <Deathranger999> I feel really stupid now. ._.
#1384 [14:18] <Wug> :dx > Deathranger999
#1385 [14:18] <WugBot> Deathranger999: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1386 [14:18] <WugBot> Deathranger999: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1387 [14:18] <Levoni1> So I shouldn't get one with only intel what
#1388 [14:18] <Thrae> Deathranger999: Start Menu, right-click on Computer, go to Properties. Or follow WugBot's instructions.
#1389 [14:18] <Wug> Levoni1: no, get one with a discrete graphics card
#1390 [14:19] <Levoni1> I've found one
#1391 [14:19] <Thrae> Levoni1: Don't get one with only Intel graphics, only Nvidia or ATI discrete graphics, if you plan on gaming or doing anything 3D.
#1392 [14:19] <Levoni1> For about 200$
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#1394 [14:19] <Compodulator> evening, ladies and gents
#1395 [14:19] <Levoni1> NVIDA GeForce 8400 GS 512 MB
#1396 [14:19] <Compodulator> i'm wondering if i can treat zombie meat so it doesn't hurt me
#1397 [14:19] <Thrae> Levoni1: If it's running Windows XP you want at least 2GB of RAM, if it's running Vista or 7 you want at least 3GB of RAM, preferably 4GB.
#1398 [14:19] <Compodulator> i'm assuming it gives diahreah xD
#1399 [14:20] <mib_abz6pq> What i must do when the is written "Fatal error occured (4) : null ?
#1400 [14:20] <Thrae> mib_abz6pq: Disable your Anti-Virus
#1401 [14:20] <Levoni1> Intel Core 2 Duo E4600 2.40 GHz
#1402 [14:20] <Levoni1> Okay
#1403 [14:20] <Deathranger999> Here you go, WugBot. http://pastebin.com/aqP0mzMK
#1404 [14:20] <Thrae> <mib_abz6pq> What i must do when the is written "Fatal error occured (4) : null ? <-- disable your Anti-Virus
#1405 [14:20] <Wug> Deathranger999: youre on 32 bit
#1406 [14:21] <mib_abz6pq> ok thx
#1407 [14:21] <Wug> Thrae: 7 runs fine on 2GB, even 1GB
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#1409 [14:21] <Wug> I've seen vista run on 512 before
#1410 [14:21] <Deathranger999> Ugh. Mozilla just randomly quit. Sorry.
#1411 [14:21] <Wug> it was ugly but it did run
#1412 [14:22] <Thrae> Wug: We're talking about lag-free gaming, especially Minecraft
#1413 [14:22] <Deathranger999> So WugBot, I should get the x86 version?
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#1415 [14:22] <Thrae> Deathranger999: WugBot is a machine. And yes, get the x86 Offline version.
#1416 [14:23] <mr_boo> right after i log into minecraft it crashes
#1417 [14:23] <Deathranger999> Oh. Thank you. Like I said before, I'm new, so I'm a bit confused.
#1418 [14:23] <Levoni1> So I cannot play Minecraft on this?
#1419 [14:23] <Thrae> Levoni1: How much RAM does it have?
#1420 [14:23] <mr_boo> me?
#1421 [14:23] <Levoni1> 512 I think
#1422 [14:23] <Levoni1> mb
#1423 [14:23] <Thrae> Levoni1: It'll be the same speed as your current machine.
#1424 [14:23] <Levoni1> It did run once,
#1425 [14:24] <Wug> Deathranger999: think about what you
#1426 [14:24] <Levoni1> for 15 sec
#1427 [14:24] <Wug> 're saying for a second
#1428 [14:24] <Levoni1> Then it crahsed
#1429 [14:24] <Levoni1> Crashed
#1430 [14:24] <Wug> you're talking to WugBot
#1431 [14:24] <Wug> does that make any sense
#1432 [14:24] <Levoni1> Okay...
#1433 [14:24] <Thrae> Levoni1: Minecraft can run on less than 1.5GB total, but it's not recommended.
#1434 [14:24] <mr_boo> right after i log into minecraft it crashes
#1435 [14:24] <Wug> :mclol
#1436 [14:24] <WugBot> mclol: http://wug.me/minecraft/mclol.png
#1437 [14:24] <Levoni1> Mhm..
#1438 [14:25] <Wug> :dx > mr_boo
#1439 [14:25] <WugBot> mr_boo: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1440 [14:25] <WugBot> mr_boo: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1441 [14:25] <Thrae> Levoni1: Now if you're looking into old machines, I suggest sticking with Nvidia graphics cards, as old ATI cards sometimes have problems due to not having updated drivers.
#1442 [14:25] <clarjon1> Wug: 371mb of ram? *wince*
#1443 [14:25] <Wug> its really 384
#1444 [14:25] <Levoni1> I got 510
#1445 [14:25] <Levoni1> ._:
#1446 [14:26] <Wug> 3 128 sticks
#1447 [14:26] <Thrae> Levoni1: For low-lag gaming, if it's running Windows XP you want at least 2GB of RAM, if it's running Vista or 7 you want at least 3GB of RAM, preferably 4GB.
#1448 [14:26] <mr_boo> wugbot: win+r keys?
#1449 [14:26] <Levoni1> Mhm
#1450 [14:26] <clarjon1> i have 6 gigs
#1451 [14:26] <Wug> mr_boo: eho?
#1452 [14:26] <Wug> who? *
#1453 [14:26] <Deathranger999> Nope, Minecraft is still doing that same thing. D:
#1454 [14:26] <Levoni1> Is there any recommended graphicscard for my computer?
#1455 [14:26] <Deathranger999> Any other suggestions?
#1456 [14:26] <Wug> Deathranger999: try a prerelease
#1457 [14:27] <mr_boo> wugbot: what are the win+r keys?
#1458 [14:27] <Deathranger999> How?
#1459 [14:27] <Wug> its running out of memory, theres nothing that can be done except get more
#1460 [14:27] <Thrae> Levoni1: Nvidia 8 series or higher
#1461 [14:27] <clarjon1> mr_boo: are you on a Windows computer, or a Mac?
#1462 [14:27] <Levoni1> Ok thrae
#1463 [14:27] <mr_boo> clarjon1: mac
#1464 [14:27] <Wug> Deathranger999: you download the updated jar file and replace the one in %appdata%\.minecraft\bin
#1465 [14:27] <Deathranger999> And if I use the prerelease, will it still have my same files and mods?
#1466 [14:27] <Wug> no, you'll lose all of the mods
#1467 [14:28] <Wug> you'll keep your saves though
#1468 [14:28] <Deathranger999> Hmm...
#1469 [14:28] <Levoni1> I found some
#1470 [14:28] <Deathranger999> I don't know.
#1471 [14:28] <Wug> :rc > Deathranger999
#1472 [14:28] <WugBot> Deathranger999: (rc) The 1.9 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#1473 [14:28] <WugBot> Deathranger999: (rc) Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft_server.jar
#1474 [14:28] <Wug> RC2 is very stable
#1475 [14:28] <Levoni1> nVidia P162 GeForce FX 52000
#1476 [14:28] <Levoni1> Is that good?
#1477 [14:28] <Wug> we just dont want to have to baby every single person through installing it ._.
#1478 [14:29] <Levoni1> I am not good with computer hardware
#1479 [14:29] <Levoni1> Not with software either
#1480 [14:29] <Deathranger999> The thing is, if I'm on 1.9, I won't be able to get onto most servers.
#1481 [14:29] <Wug> Levoni1: 52000 or 5200?
#1482 [14:29] <Levoni1> 5200
#1483 [14:29] <Wug> Deathranger999: lots of servers keep up to date with the prereleases
#1484 [14:29] <Levoni1> I wrote wron
#1485 [14:29] <Levoni1> g
#1486 [14:29] <Wug> Levoni1: 5200 is quite old
#1487 [14:29] <Levoni1> Oh
#1488 [14:29] <mr_boo> oh i have not updated to 1.9 if that affects it?
#1489 [14:29] <Levoni1> Explains why they sell it for 10$
#1490 [14:30] <Wug> if you google the name and go to the wikipedia page you can see all of the technical info, as well as stuff like the release date
#1491 [14:30] <Levoni1> GeCube ATI Radeon 9250 PCI7VGA
#1492 [14:30] <Levoni1> PCI/VGA*
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#1494 [14:31] <Wug> thats old too
#1495 [14:31] <clarjon1> for a second, i thoguht he said Gamecube lol
#1496 [14:31] <Levoni1> Okay
#1497 [14:31] <Wug> are you looking for anb upgrade or browsing new computers
#1498 [14:31] <Levoni1> Both
#1499 [14:32] <Wug> if you're upgrading you need an AGP card
#1500 [14:32] <Levoni1> But I wont get financial help with a new computer
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#1502 [14:32] <Levoni1> So I'd rather upgrade
#1503 [14:32] <Wug> they havent made any new ones in a while so the ones that are out are rather dated
#1504 [14:32] <Levoni1> AGP what
#1505 [14:32] * HeeeroYuy94 [HeeeroYuy94@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1506 [14:32] <mr_boo> clarjon1: mac
#1507 [14:33] <Thrae> Levoni1: You want "Geforce 6xxx" or higher for modern games, as Nvidia still releases drivers for those chipsets. So Nvidia Geforce 6, 7, 8, 9, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500.
#1508 [14:33] <Levoni1> I will only play Minecraft and then browse internet on this
#1509 [14:33] <Levoni1> on*
#1510 [14:34] <Levoni1> But I wan't to keep all the programs here rightnow
#1511 [14:34] <Levoni1> That I have
#1512 [14:34] <Thrae> And I'm talking about maximum Minecraft compatibility. The Geforce 6 series is as old as your current computer
#1513 [14:34] <Levoni1> Is 1GB DDR good?
#1514 [14:35] <Thrae> For the computer? Yes, if it runs Windows XP, it's better than your current one, just not much of an upgrade
#1515 [14:35] <HeeeroYuy94> so i just bought minecraft and when i opened the launcher it had a green loading bar, and after that bar was gone the screen turned black and then nothing happened, i closed the launcher and tried to play again but i got the same result, just a black screen with absolutely nothing happening,can anyone help me?
#1516 [14:35] <Wug> :j > HeeeroYuy94
#1517 [14:35] <WugBot> HeeeroYuy94: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1518 [14:36] <HeeeroYuy94> i already got that update
#1519 [14:36] <HeeeroYuy94> before i tried to play
#1520 [14:36] <Wug> :dx > HeeeroYuy94
#1521 [14:36] <WugBot> HeeeroYuy94: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1522 [14:36] <WugBot> HeeeroYuy94: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1523 [14:36] <HeeeroYuy94> ok.. i try
#1524 [14:36] <Levoni1> ASUS Crosshair V Formula, Socket-AM3?Motherboard
#1525 [14:37] <Levoni1> ?Motherboard*
#1526 [14:37] <Levoni1> ?Motherboard*
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#1528 [14:37] <Wug> mr_boo: I dont work with macs, sorry
#1529 [14:37] <Wug> I dont know how they work :S
#1530 [14:37] <Wug> Scott:
#1531 [14:37] <Levoni1> AMD Phenom II X4 980 Black Edition
#1532 [14:37] <mr_boo> wug: do you know someone who does?
#1533 [14:37] <Wug> thats a fairly good processor
#1534 [14:38] <Wug> mr_boo: Scott does, I pinged him
#1535 [14:38] <Levoni1> Wug you ment me?
#1536 [14:38] <mr_boo> wug: thanks
#1537 [14:38] <Wug> Levoni1: you're the only one posting processors
#1538 [14:38] <Thrae> Levoni1: You can always upgrade the RAM further, it's probably the easiest piece of hardware to upgrade as long as you get the right RAM
#1539 [14:38] <Levoni1> Yes
#1540 [14:38] <Levoni1> That's what I want
#1541 [14:38] <Wug> you should maybe get 1 2GB stick
#1542 [14:38] <Levoni1> to do
#1543 [14:38] <Wug> you can get another later if you need to
#1544 [14:38] <Levoni1> What's a 2GB stick
#1545 [14:39] <Thrae> A "stick" of RAM
#1546 [14:39] <Wug> a stick of ram with a 2GB capacity
#1547 [14:39] <Levoni1> Oooh
#1548 [14:39] <Levoni1> Now we're talking
#1549 [14:39] <Wug> do you have any experience building a computer
#1550 [14:39] <Levoni1> No, but I have contacts
#1551 [14:40] <Levoni1> I foudn some
#1552 [14:40] <Levoni1> Blue sticks
#1553 [14:40] <Levoni1> HyperX
#1554 [14:40] <Levoni1> 4x Kingston DDR2 HyperX PC6400 2GB CL5
#1555 [14:40] <Levoni1> Owait
#1556 [14:41] <Wug> you should ask your "contacts" for help
#1557 [14:41] <Levoni1> I found DDR3 HyperX T1 2000MHz 6GB
#1558 [14:41] * mib_zf754r [mib_zf754r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1559 [14:41] <Levoni1> He only build his own computer
#1560 [14:41] <Wug> especially if you can actually speak to them face to face
#1561 [14:41] <Levoni1> Hihi
#1562 [14:41] <mib_zf754r> Is this mincraft help?
#1563 [14:41] <Wug> 2000MHz ram is unnecessary and will cost more than you're willing tospend
#1564 [14:42] <Levoni1> It costs about 80$
#1565 [14:42] <Wug> also your motherboard doesnt support 2000MHz ram
#1566 [14:42] <Levoni1> Oh
#1567 [14:42] <Levoni1> What does mine support?
#1568 [14:42] <Wug> you'd only bother spending the extra money on it if you plan to overclock a lot
#1569 [14:42] <Wug> it probably supports 1333MHz
#1570 [14:42] <Wug> maybe 1666
#1571 [14:42] <Levoni1> ok
#1572 [14:43] <Levoni1> Around 14-1500?
#1573 [14:43] <mib_zf754r> Is this Minecraft help?
#1574 [14:43] <Wug> the faster ram will work slower but its not worth it
#1575 [14:43] <Wug> mib_zf754r: yes
#1576 [14:43] <Wug> also Levoni1 if youre getting an amd processor get 4GB
#1577 [14:44] <Levoni1> AMD 4GB Processor?
#1578 [14:44] <Wug> no, 4GB ram
#1579 [14:44] <Levoni1> Ok
#1580 [14:44] <Levoni1> Ah
#1581 [14:44] <HeeeroYuy94> WugBot: ok here it is http://pastebin.com/hbKGzzHD
#1582 [14:44] <HeeeroYuy94> i think this is what u where looking for
#1583 [14:45] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: why do people not get it
#1584 [14:45] <Wug> I'm Wug
#1585 [14:45] <Wug> it is WugBot
#1586 [14:45] <Wug> WugBot is not a person
#1587 [14:45] <Levoni1> A bot
#1588 [14:45] <Levoni1> He is
#1589 [14:45] <Wug> as specified by the 'Bot'
#1590 [14:45] <Wug> Levoni1: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231421
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#1592 [14:45] <Levoni1> Nice
#1593 [14:46] <Levoni1> I'll save that link
#1594 [14:46] <mib_zf754r> I recently uninstalled a mod pack called the yogbox, and ever time I start up minecraft it will say Updating Minecraft and Done Loading, and the bar is stuck in the ninety percent range and it won't open. Can anyone tell me how to fix this?
#1595 [14:46] <HeeeroYuy94> ok so Mr. "bot" did i do it right?
#1596 [14:46] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: the bot will not answer you
#1597 [14:47] <HeeeroYuy94> sigh T_T
#1598 [14:47] <Wug> http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_169.21_whql.html
#1599 [14:47] <Wug> download and install
#1600 [14:47] <Levoni1> Wug will that work with my computer
#1601 [14:47] <Wug> Levoni1: will what work
#1602 [14:47] <Levoni1> The stick
#1603 [14:47] <Wug> that ram stick? with your current computer? probably not
#1604 [14:48] <Wug> but if you were to buy a new one, that would be a fairly good deal
#1605 [14:48] <Levoni1> Buy a new computer?
#1606 [14:49] <Levoni1> So that stick will not work with my current computer
#1607 [14:50] <HeeeroYuy94> i hope all i have to do is just re-open my launcher after i finish downloading this for it to work
#1608 [14:50] <Levoni1> But it would work probably if I bought a new computer
#1609 [14:50] <Levoni1> Right?
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#1611 [14:51] <Wug> as long as it was compatible
#1612 [14:51] <george> hi can anyone help with something
#1613 [14:51] <Levoni1> Ok
#1614 [14:51] <Wug> you need to consult with your "contacts"
#1615 [14:51] <george> sweet gimme a minuite
#1616 [14:51] <Wug> there are a lot of things to consider when building computers
#1617 [14:51] <Wug> george: fire away
#1618 [14:51] <Levoni1> Ok
#1619 [14:52] <Levoni1> My uncle knows all this, and he will come over soon and he will probably fix it
#1620 [14:52] <Levoni1> So yeah :_:
#1621 [14:53] <HeeeroYuy94> wug: the link you gave me "terminated" because it says its only for use on windows 2000 or XP
#1622 [14:53] <george> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem could you donload the file on this then send the igdlh64.INF to me as it doesnt exsist to me
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#1624 [14:53] <Levoni1> GTX 580 x.x
#1625 [14:54] <HeeeroYuy94> i think i have windows vista, not sure if thats good or bad
#1626 [14:55] <george> wug plz???
#1627 [14:55] <HeeeroYuy94> george: wug is a "bot"
#1628 [14:55] <Biber891> what permissions does mincraft.exe need? it seems i cant play with the client hasn't the right permissions? my system is windows 7
#1629 [14:55] <Levoni1> WugBot is a bot
#1630 [14:55] <Levoni1> Wug is a guy
#1631 [14:55] <Levoni1> or girl
#1632 [14:55] <Levoni1> Idk
#1633 [14:55] <Wug> george: I'm not going to download a 60MB file so I can send you the 5kb file in it
#1634 [14:56] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: .......
#1635 [14:56] <iPixeli> lol
#1636 [14:56] <Levoni1> Probably guy, right?
#1637 [14:56] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: are you on 32 bit or 64 bit
#1638 [14:56] <HeeeroYuy94> sorry wug, just repeting what i was told
#1639 [14:56] <george> delete it afterwards? takes like 1 min
#1640 [14:56] <Wug> I'm a dude.
#1641 [14:56] <Levoni1> mhm
#1642 [14:56] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: no, I told you that of the two of us, Wug and WugBot, one of us was a bot
#1643 [14:56] <HeeeroYuy94> i am not sure what a "32 bit" or a "64 bit" is
#1644 [14:57] <Wug> and I figured you'd be able to tell
#1645 [14:57] <HeeeroYuy94> my b. wug
#1646 [14:57] <Wug> you have windows 7 x64
#1647 [14:57] <Wug> http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-285.62-whql-driver.html
#1648 [14:57] <george> yup
#1649 [14:57] <Wug> sorry about giving the wrong link
#1650 [14:58] <Wug> george: just download it
#1651 [14:58] <george> -_- lol
#1652 [14:58] <HeeeroYuy94> ty wug, u the bomb
#1653 [14:58] <Wug> the file is definitely there
#1654 [14:58] <george> who me!?
#1655 [14:58] <Wug> it might not have the .inf extension for you but its there
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#1657 [14:58] <Wug> you're the only george
#1658 [14:58] <george> lol cool but is that the right link???
#1659 [14:59] <Wug> george: the file you already have I mean
#1660 [14:59] <gunther> how do you play the classic version for free
#1661 [14:59] <george> oh ok cheers
#1662 [14:59] <Wug> gunther: register an account and play
#1663 [14:59] <gunther> i know but thire was an error
#1664 [14:59] <Levoni1> Damn I wanna be a Alienware Commander
#1665 [15:00] <HeeeroYuy94> I love alienware, i wish i had one so bad
#1666 [15:00] <gunther> how do i fix the error?
#1667 [15:00] <Levoni1> Specially at Dreamhack
#1668 [15:00] <Levoni1> If you win a competition for Dreamhack
#1669 [15:00] <Levoni1> You get VIP Pass
#1670 [15:00] <HeeeroYuy94> my computer suxz
#1671 [15:00] <Levoni1> Free food and stuff
#1672 [15:00] <Levoni1> They pimp you placr
#1673 [15:00] <Levoni1> place*
#1674 [15:00] <Wug> gunther: you never said there was an error, how were we supposed to know
#1675 [15:00] <Levoni1> And you loan the absolutely best Alienware
#1676 [15:00] <Wug> :j > gunther
#1677 [15:00] <WugBot> gunther: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1678 [15:00] <Levoni1> The whole time at dreamhack
#1679 [15:01] <Wug> alienware is meh
#1680 [15:01] <Levoni1> And you get free stuff and stuff and stuff
#1681 [15:01] <Levoni1> But Wug you get it for free
#1682 [15:01] <Wug> any decent home build computer is better and usually much cheaper
#1683 [15:01] <Levoni1> Hihi
#1684 [15:01] <Levoni1> Yeah I know
#1685 [15:01] <HeeeroYuy94> ok then what computer do u use wug?
#1686 [15:01] <Wug> I built my own
#1687 [15:01] <clarjon1> Wug: I've a 3ghz i3 dualcore, 6 gigs ram, 1tb HDD for ~$400 :)
#1688 [15:02] <Levoni1> It's like buying a Lamborghini with a engine from a vacuum cleaner (spelling)
#1689 [15:02] <Levoni1> It's cheaper and faster to buy a Volvo from Craigslist
#1690 [15:02] <Levoni1> or something
#1691 [15:02] <clarjon1> heh
#1692 [15:02] <clarjon1> more like buying the parts to make a souped up car, and building it yourself
#1693 [15:02] <Levoni1> But alienware is schmexi
#1694 [15:02] <clarjon1> or making home made pizza
#1695 [15:02] <Wug> I have 6GB ram, upgrading to 12 in a week or so, an i7 (x4 +HT) running at 3.2GHz and like 4TB of hdd space
#1696 [15:03] <Wug> also the timings on my ram kick ass
#1697 [15:03] <clarjon1> Wug: how much that set you back?
#1698 [15:03] <Wug> which is something most people dont consider
#1699 [15:03] <Levoni1> I wan't to have a homemade computer with all that
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#1701 [15:03] <Wug> clarjon1: like $1300
#1702 [15:03] <Levoni1> BUT I DONT HAVE THE FINANCIAL ABILITY X.X
#1703 [15:03] <Wug> the ram timings are 7-7-7-18
#1704 [15:03] <clarjon1> ooooo
#1705 [15:03] <clarjon1> damn nice
#1706 [15:03] <HeeeroYuy94> i have no idea what that means T_T
#1707 [15:03] <Levoni1> 7-7-7-18 what
#1708 [15:03] <Wug> its overclocked a little bit
#1709 [15:04] <Biber891> what permissions does mincraft.exe need? it seems i cant play with the client hasn't the right permissions? my system is windows 7
#1710 [15:04] <Wug> Biber891: you should just be able to play without any special permissions, try running as admin and tell us if it works better though
#1711 [15:04] <HeeeroYuy94> hey wug, how u get so smart with computers?
#1712 [15:04] <Wug> lots and lots of time and experience
#1713 [15:05] <Biber891> i tried it doesn't work :(
#1714 [15:05] <Wug> Biber891: does it give you an error of some sort
#1715 [15:05] <HeeeroYuy94> that was trippy
#1716 [15:06] <HeeeroYuy94> i'm downloading that thing u gave me and then everything got really really big
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#1718 [15:06] <HeeeroYuy94> then it went back to normal
#1719 [15:06] <Biber891> cant connect to minecraft.net dont try to login
#1720 [15:07] <Wug> Biber891: disable any firewalls you may have running and try again
#1721 [15:07] <Biber891> in the brower it works
#1722 [15:07] <Levoni1> At Dreamhack, you get access to 20 Gbit internet
#1723 [15:07] <Levoni1> Like wtf I want that at home
#1724 [15:07] <Levoni1> :c
#1725 [15:08] <HeeeroYuy94> do i still need the "DX diagnostic tool" or the "Dxdiag notepad"
#1726 [15:08] <Wug> I have a 100mb/s connection
#1727 [15:08] <Wug> HeeeroYuy94: no you can close them
#1728 [15:08] <Levoni1> Nice
#1729 [15:08] <Levoni1> I think I got 200
#1730 [15:08] <Levoni1> I don't know
#1731 [15:08] <Levoni1> But it works
#1732 [15:08] <Biber891> doesnt't work
#1733 [15:09] <Wug> I very much doubt you have 200mb/s internet
#1734 [15:09] <tomkkkk> i cant play it says my minecraft has crashed this is what it said [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]
#1735 [15:09] <Wug> you might have 20mb/s
#1736 [15:09] <Wug> tomkkkk: that isnt why it crashed
#1737 [15:09] <Wug> and use pastebin
#1738 [15:09] <Wug> Biber891: is java up to date
#1739 [15:09] <Levoni1> The company we use can give up to 200
#1740 [15:10] <tomkkkk> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 11/13/11 7:55 AM Minecraft:
#1741 [15:10] <Wug> tomkkkk: pastebin
#1742 [15:10] <Wug> use it
#1743 [15:10] <HeeeroYuy94> HAZA!!!!!! ty wug its working now ^_^ i is so happy â—˜_â—˜ so freakin happy
#1744 [15:10] <TheNytangel> ??> tomkkkk pastebin
#1745 [15:10] <VoxelHead> tomkkkk: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1746 [15:11] <tomkkkk> http://mibpaste.com/laas8i
#1747 [15:11] <HeeeroYuy94> talk to yall l8ter
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#1749 [15:12] <tomkkkk> http://mibpaste.com/xbSONk
#1750 [15:12] <rymate1234> we can see
#1751 [15:13] <a123adamh> hello can any one tell me if there was an update in the mine craft sounds
#1752 [15:13] <rymate1234> ye
#1753 [15:13] <a123adamh> when was it because my doors and chest sound diffrent
#1754 [15:14] <rymate1234> erm
#1755 [15:14] <a123adamh> and it dont say 1.8.2 or somthing
#1756 [15:14] <Biber891> i'am running java 1.7?
#1757 [15:14] <tomkkkk> TheNytangel
#1758 [15:15] <tomkkkk> well
#1759 [15:15] <tomkkkk> ?
#1760 [15:15] <TheNytangel> tomkkkk, try updating java..
#1761 [15:15] <rymate1234> ^
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#1763 [15:16] <clarjon1> Biber891: are you running java 1.7? o.lo
#1764 [15:16] <tomkkkk> thanks
#1765 [15:16] <tomkkkk> :)
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#1767 [15:16] <TheNytangel> clarjon1, let me guess.. you look at it from it's right side and it looks like it's picking its nose?
#1768 [15:16] <lilybet> heyy
#1769 [15:16] <TheNytangel> Its*
#1770 [15:16] <clarjon1> lol
#1771 [15:16] <Biber891> yes 1.7 update 1?
#1772 [15:16] <clarjon1> i typo'd
#1773 [15:16] <lilybet> i installed modloader & now my minecraft has crashed...
#1774 [15:17] <clarjon1> Biber891: Minecraft and Java 1.7 do not get along yet.
#1775 [15:17] <TheNytangel> Biber891, get java 1.6 update 29 or whatever the latest 6 is
#1776 [15:17] <TheNytangel> ??> lilybet forceupdate
#1777 [15:17] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1778 [15:17] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1779 [15:17] <lilybet> how do i do that?
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#1781 [15:17] <TheNytangel> lilybet, it just told you
#1782 [15:17] <Biber891> but i can play in the browser normally how does that work?
#1783 [15:17] <sproing> We have just purchased mincraft for our son but cannot get the reference skin. When we click on the link it just shows a small pic in the top left hand side of the screen. Can anyone help please? Janiene
#1784 [15:18] <TheNytangel> sproing, right click it and click "Save picture as"
#1785 [15:18] <lilybet> ok thanx
#1786 [15:18] <lilybet> i hope it works
#1787 [15:18] <TheNytangel> sproing, then you can upload that to minecraft.net or.. paint it or somethinng
#1788 [15:18] <TheNytangel> Something*
#1789 [15:18] <Biber891> i try remove java 7
#1790 [15:19] <lilybet> ok but now
#1791 [15:19] <lilybet> where is my mod?
#1792 [15:19] <lilybet> i loaded it in modloader
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#1794 [15:20] <TheNytangel> lilybet, you will have to reinstall it
#1795 [15:21] <TheNytangel> ??> TOMKKKK java/version
#1796 [15:21] <VoxelHead> TOMKKKK: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1797 [15:21] <VoxelHead> TOMKKKK: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1798 [15:21] <TheNytangel> Tell me what that says
#1799 [15:23] <Biber891> it doesn't work wit 1.6 update 29
#1800 [15:23] <lilybet> ok now i have black screen...
#1801 [15:23] <TheNytangel> lilybet, force an update again, you are installing the mod wrong
#1802 [15:23] <lilybet> how do i install it then?
#1803 [15:24] <TheNytangel> We don't help with mods here, but follow the instructions on the forum or go to one of these channels:
#1804 [15:24] <TheNytangel> ??> lilybet mods
#1805 [15:24] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1806 [15:24] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1807 [15:25] <TheNytangel> Biber891, did you uninstall java 1.7 correctly?
#1808 [15:25] <Biber891> i checked if with: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp and it says 1.6 29
#1809 [15:26] <TheNytangel> Biber891, did you uninstall 1.7 correctly?
#1810 [15:27] <TheNytangel> I'll brb, I have to po... use the bathroom
#1811 [15:27] <Biber891> 1.7 has been removed correctly
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#1813 [15:33] <mib_r0aczx> i already paid for my minecraft account and i have been playing on it for about 5 months but now it says that i haven't paid and need to buy it. help meee
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#1819 [15:45] <Famous> f
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#1821 [15:50] <Famous> Hello
#1822 [15:50] <Famous> Anyone here alive
#1823 [15:50] <Wug> no
#1824 [15:51] <Famous> Wug how do i register on #minecraft
#1825 [15:51] <Wug> read the topic
#1826 [15:52] <Wug> ...
#1827 [15:52] <Wug> not very descriptive is it
#1828 [15:52] <Wug> use /ns register <password> <email address>
#1829 [15:52] <Wug> then /ns help
#1830 [15:53] <eggy> heh
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#1832 [15:55] <Famous> Thanks
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#1835 [15:57] <Guest> Hello
#1836 [15:57] <Guest> is anyone actually here?
#1837 [15:57] <Guest> Im having massive issues with my game
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#1856 [16:42] <Boreeas> Wait a second, so they _entirely_ skipped the 1.9 updates except for the test version, and now moved on to 1.0 test version?
#1857 [16:42] <Boreeas> Wtf
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#1860 [16:44] <sYs> evrey once in a while my game says its out memory. is this a serious problem?
#1861 [16:44] <sYs> plz hurry i need 2 go
#1862 [16:45] <Boreeas> sYs: Upgrade your RAM
#1863 [16:45] <sYs> k g2g bye
#1864 [16:45] <Boreeas> bye
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#1867 [17:02] <bugcraft> hey
#1868 [17:02] <bugcraft> i'aim french
#1869 [17:02] <bugcraft> i have a big problème whit the lancher minecraft
#1870 [17:03] <bugcraft> everyone ?
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#1872 [17:05] <bugcraft> everyone ?
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#1875 [17:10] <mr_fribble> How come my minecraft wont launch
#1876 [17:11] <mr_fribble> Hello?
#1877 [17:11] <mib_8p18z9> When I try to play the classic version, it says, ";Fatal error occurred (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_appletjar.pack. What should I do?
#1878 [17:12] <mr_fribble> My minecraft just says Updating forever
#1879 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_8p18z9 - Uninstall/reinstall java, try a different browser. If that doesn't work, look at your security software
#1880 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - Where does it stop?
#1881 [17:13] <bugcraft> hey
#1882 [17:13] <bugcraft> i'iam french
#1883 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> Bonjour. Ca va?
#1884 [17:13] <bugcraft> I have a problem
#1885 [17:13] <bugcraft> non :p
#1886 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> quel probleme?
#1887 [17:13] <bugcraft> Mon lancherMinecraft marche plus
#1888 [17:14] <mr_fribble> About from there [ ] is all thats left
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#1890 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - What Operating system are you on?
#1891 [17:14] <mr_fribble> then it stops
#1892 [17:14] <bugcraft> XP
#1893 [17:14] <mr_fribble> Internet Explorer
#1894 [17:14] <Wug> lol
#1895 [17:14] <Wug> well, windows it is
#1896 [17:14] <Wug> well, windows it is
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#1899 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - Please go to your start menu, go to your Run command. Type in: %appdata%
#1900 [17:15] <mr_fribble> k
#1901 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for saves. Then run minecraft again
#1902 [17:15] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you should update to 1.0 RC2
#1903 [17:15] <mr_fribble> k
#1904 [17:15] <bugcraft> J'ai fait un fichier batch : java -cp minecraft.jar[.....] -Xmx768M -Xms512M net.minecraft.client.Minecraft
#1905 [17:15] <bugcraft> And my password and my login ?
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#1907 [17:16] <Wug> 2 iguanas -.-
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#1909 [17:16] <mr_fribble> Do i delete Bin
#1910 [17:16] <Wug> mr_fribble: yes
#1911 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - Yes
#1912 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> bugcraft - Avez-vous des erreurs?
#1913 [17:17] <bugcraft> My problem : dooble click to Minecraft.exe -> java error Could not create the java virtual machine
#1914 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> bugcraft - When you run with the batch file, does it say anything?
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#1916 [17:19] <bugcraft> No, minecraft run normaly
#1917 [17:19] <bugcraft> but, i hava not login and password to online game
#1918 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> bugcraft - Then, most likely, your computer doesn't have enough RAM free.
#1919 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> bugcraft - Did you pay for an account at minecraft.net?
#1920 [17:19] <bugcraft> my computer : +3go ram
#1921 [17:20] <bugcraft> Yes i have pay
#1922 [17:20] <Wug> whats your account name?
#1923 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> bugcraft - Do you not remember what login/password you have?
#1924 [17:20] <bugcraft> APLV_Anael
#1925 [17:20] <Wug> !paid APLV_Anael
#1926 [17:20] <Wug> thats your login name
#1927 [17:20] <Wug> you just need your password now
#1928 [17:20] <bugcraft> APLV_Anael
#1929 [17:20] <bugcraft> APLV_Anael
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#1931 [17:20] <|Kiikun|> :resetpass
#1932 [17:20] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1933 [17:21] <bugcraft> nono i not a probleme
#1934 [17:21] <mr_fribble> Thank you
#1935 [17:21] <mr_fribble> GreyVulpine
#1936 [17:22] <bugcraft> My batch file lanch minecraft but without the login window
#1937 [17:24] <Wug> bugcraft: that means its not launching properly
#1938 [17:24] <Wug> download the linux client and make sure its in the same folder as the batch file
#1939 [17:24] <Wug> :client
#1940 [17:24] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
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#1942 [17:26] <bugcraft> this is my batch file :
#1943 [17:26] <bugcraft> java -cp "C:\Documents and Settings\xxx\Application Data\.minecraft\bin/minecraft.jar;C:\Documents and Settings\xxx\Application Data\.minecraft\bin/lwjgl.jar;C:\Documents and Settings\xxx\Application Data\.minecraft\bin/lwjgl_util.jar;C:\Documents and Settings\xxx\Application Data\.minecraft\bin/jinput.jar;" "-Djava.library.path=C:\Documents and Setting
#1944 [17:26] <bugcraft> "-Djava.library.path=C:\Documents and Settings\xxx\Application Data\.minecraft\bin\natives" -Xmx768M -Xms512M net.minecraft.client.Minecraft
#1945 [17:26] <Wug> use pastebin
#1946 [17:27] <Wug> dont flood the channel
#1947 [17:27] <Wug> :pastebin
#1948 [17:27] <Wug> ?? pastebin
#1949 [17:27] <bugcraft> sorry
#1950 [17:27] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1951 [17:27] <eggy> Wug, ohai
#1952 [17:27] <Wug> hello good eggy
#1953 [17:27] <bugcraft> http://pastebin.com/n6yJagFQ
#1954 [17:28] * Wug scrambles eggy
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#1955 [17:28] <Pieisownage> Hey guys I have a question im making a mod using a program and idk what template to use to make a texture. im making tools (pick,sword,shovel)
#1956 [17:28] <Wug> :tv > bugcraft
#1957 [17:28] <WugBot> bugcraft: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1958 [17:28] <WugBot> bugcraft: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#1959 [17:28] <TheNytangel> ??> Pieisownage mods
#1960 [17:28] <VoxelHead> Pieisownage: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1961 [17:28] <VoxelHead> Pieisownage: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1962 [17:29] <Pieisownage> Oh ok thanks
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#1965 [17:30] <bugcraft> En français : donc comment lancé minecraft ? depuis le fichier batch en ajoutant mon login et mot de passe ?
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#1967 [17:31] <Wug> bugcraft: no, its not quite that simple, it would be best if you'd let me look at it, I might be able to make it start normally
#1968 [17:31] <Wug> bugcraft: no, its not quite that simple, it would be best if you'd let me look at it, I might be able to make it start normally
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#1970 [17:32] <bugcraft> Wug ... the trust?
#1971 [17:33] <Wug> its safe. just follow the directions.
#1972 [17:34] <bugcraft> I have already teamviewer i 'am helpdesk
#1973 [17:34] <Wug> start it up then
#1974 [17:35] <bugcraft> ok whait please
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#1976 [17:36] <xales> Kealper or Wug
#1977 [17:36] <xales> hi
#1978 [17:36] <Wug> ?
#1979 [17:37] <xales> I will pm you
#1980 [17:37] <Wug> mmk
#1981 [17:37] <Wug> *receiving incoming transmission*
#1982 [17:37] * Wug makes modem noise
#1982 [17:37] <xales> Wug: I pmed you on freenode because I had that window open
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#1986 [17:39] <bugcraft> wug
#1987 [17:39] <bugcraft> ?
#1988 [17:39] <Wug> send me the id and password
#1989 [17:39] <bugcraft> private msg ?
#1990 [17:44] <xales> Kealper:
#1991 [17:44] <xales> Kealper:
#1992 [17:44] <xales> Kealper:
#1993 [17:44] <xales> Kealper:
#1994 [17:44] <xales> wug told me to ding you repeatedly
#1995 [17:44] <Kealper> O.o
#1996 [17:44] <xales> hi
#1997 [17:44] <Kealper> hi
#1998 [17:45] <Wug> Kealper: xales done blowed up his computer
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#2000 [17:48] <mib_yurk9c> help
#2001 [17:49] <bugcraft> :j
#2002 [17:49] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
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#2005 [17:51] <Articuler> Can somebody here help me
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#2007 [17:52] <Articuler> Hello?
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#2047 [18:31] <Boreeas> :D
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#2062 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> !topic
#2063 [19:01] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: topic [ Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 is out. We will not support it until its stable release. | Minecraft 1.0 will be out during Minecon (Nov 18-19) http://goo.gl/TquMK' ] ... changed [ Wug | Sun Nov 13 09:40:39 MST 2011 ] ... undo [ yes ]
#2064 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> ??< index
#2065 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> ??< 1.9
#2066 [19:02] <Wug> :rc > GreyVulpine
#2067 [19:02] <WugBot> GreyVulpine: (rc) The 1.9 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:
#2068 [19:02] <WugBot> GreyVulpine: (rc) Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft_server.jar
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#2070 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> \o
#2071 [19:02] <Wug> ;~ rc The Minecraft 1.0 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:;;Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft_server.jar
#2072 [19:02] <WugBot> Done.
#2073 [19:03] <Wug> :o
#2074 [19:03] <Wug> ;+ o what did you break this time?
#2075 [19:03] <WugBot> Done.
#2076 [19:04] <JJ007> i lost my entire world in creative mode and can't get it back. can anyone help me?
#2077 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> ??+ rc|The Minecraft 1.0 release candidates are not supported as they are known to be buggy and unstable. If you want to use them anyhow:;;Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Client: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft.jar -- Minecraft 1.0 Release Candidate 2 Server: http://assets.minecraft.net/rc2/minecraft_server.jar
#2078 [19:04] * GreyVulpine steals for vox
#2078 [19:04] <CrusaderDeleters> whats the release canditates?
#2079 [19:04] <Wug> I gave them similar syntax for a reason sort of
#2080 [19:05] <CrusaderDeleters> :o
#2081 [19:05] <WugBot> o: what did you break this time?
#2082 [19:05] <Wug> lol
#2083 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> 1.9 beta pre1-6 -> 1.0 Release candidate 1 -> RC2
#2084 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> -> Minecraft 1.0 Final
#2085 [19:05] <CrusaderDeleters> oh
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#2087 [19:05] <CrusaderDeleters> so 2.0 beta will be the release?
#2088 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> No. No more beta
#2089 [19:06] <CrusaderDeleters> oh
#2090 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> 1.0 will be the release
#2091 [19:06] <CrusaderDeleters> 1.9 is 1.0
#2092 [19:06] <Wug> no, the release will be ^
#2093 [19:06] <Wug> guis: http://c418.bandcamp.com/album/seven-years-of-server-data
#2094 [19:07] <Wug> ^ free c418 stuff
#2095 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> doesn't exist for me
#2096 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> Oh, never mind, now it works
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#2098 [19:12] <GLOW> What is the first tile on the 1.9.6 Terrain.png?
#2099 [19:12] <zkxs> GLOW: is it grey?
#2100 [19:12] <GLOW> Yeah
#2101 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> Probably grass, if I remember correctly
#2102 [19:13] <Wug> http://c418.bandcamp.com/track/another-weird-ambient-tune
#2103 [19:13] <Wug> I'm modding this into minecraft
#2104 [19:13] <Wug> its just ... so minecrafty
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#2106 [19:14] <GLOW> buggy?
#2107 [19:14] <Wug> no, its not buggy
#2108 [19:14] <Wug> songs arent buggy
#2109 [19:14] <GLOW> Right, so what's the texture next to the chest tiles.
#2110 [19:15] <GLOW> Because I thought that was grass
#2111 [19:15] <Wug> might be tall grass
#2112 [19:15] <GLOW> The one next to that
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#2114 [19:16] <ayui> hello?
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#2116 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Huh, um, that looks just like grass as well
#2117 [19:16] <TheNoodle> Hello ayui.
#2118 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> er, wait, lemme check
#2119 [19:16] <ayui> my mine craft wont download
#2120 [19:16] <zkxs> leaf will also be gray
#2121 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> leaves are next to the repeater block
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#2123 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> or redstone
#2124 [19:17] <GLOW> and cactus
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#2126 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> Wiki says Grass, with a question mark
#2127 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> Wiki says Grass, with a question mark
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#2129 [19:22] <GLOW> :I
#2130 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> Texture's exactly like grass, so I don't know
#2131 [19:23] <GLOW> Not on mine
#2132 [19:23] <GLOW> Oh well
#2133 [19:23] <GLOW> I'll give it a weird doodle and let it go
#2134 [19:28] <Parash> >:-)
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#2139 [19:33] <busymother> what are the minimum system requirements to run minecraft?
#2140 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> We recommend a computer with at least 1.5 gigs of RAM, a dedicated graphics card is preferred.
#2141 [19:35] <busymother> what about processor speed minimum
#2142 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> Processor's not as important. As long as you've got a computer of the latter part of this decade.
#2143 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us an idea of what kind of computer you're looking at that you want to know if it'll run minecraft?
#2144 [19:36] <busymother> toshiba laptop 1.30 ghz and 4 gb ram
#2145 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> There's a demo out that'll let you know how well the paid for version of minecraft will likely run.
#2146 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> ??> busymother demo
#2147 [19:37] <VoxelHead> busymother: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2148 [19:37] <VoxelHead> busymother: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
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#2150 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> If it'll run the demo, chances are good that it'll run the final release of minecraft
#2151 [19:38] <busymother> the issue is that i don't own the computer yet. getting a replacement for a broken one and want to know before buying it if it will run minecraft
#2152 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what kind of video card it has?
#2153 [19:39] <busymother> AMD Radeon HD 6310
#2154 [19:39] <GreyVulpine> Dedicated graphics card then. That's good.
#2155 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> I assume this is a fairly new laptop then. Multi-core processor?
#2156 [19:41] <busymother> http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Toshiba+-+Satellite+Laptop+/+AMD+E-Series+Processor+/+15.6%26%2334%3B+Display+/+4GB+Memory+-+Black/3438577.p?skuId=3438577&id=1218402124648
#2157 [19:42] <busymother> easier that way lol
#2158 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> Heh, much.
#2159 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I see no reason why that shouldn't run minecraft.
#2160 [19:43] <busymother> awesome
#2161 [19:44] <busymother> thanks a bunch
#2162 [19:44] <GLOW> I would have figured minecraft would eat processor cycles
#2163 [19:45] <[JD]> i only see a 1.3Ghz cpu on that (according to comments)
#2164 [19:45] <zkxs> minecraft's favorite dish is RAM
#2165 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2166 [19:45] <GLOW> I know that
#2167 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Around here, we see RAM, and video card be the primary culprits. CPU, not so much
#2168 [19:46] <GLOW> Updating Java helps a lot
#2169 [19:46] <busymother> i tried to run it on my netbook...didn't work so well lol
#2170 [19:47] <[JD]> it takes up ~34% of my 10ghz cpu
#2171 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, netbooks typically have anemic, underpowered CPUs, as well as integrated video cards.
#2172 [19:47] <[JD]> just saying :P
#2173 [19:47] * GreyVulpine coughs
#2173 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> I assume you're on a multi-core processor
#2174 [19:47] <busymother> netbook got smashed by brother in law, mother in law is now replacing and that laptop is the same price as the replacement netbook
#2175 [19:47] <[JD]> quad core, yes
#2176 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> 10ghz processors don't exist :P -- also, minecraft doesn't take advantage of multiple cores
#2177 [19:48] <GLOW> Tower>laptop>netbook
#2178 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> If you check java while minecraft is running, it'll typically only run on one core
#2179 [19:48] <[JD]> its 2.5 x 4 cores
#2180 [19:48] <GLOW> 12 core processors exist
#2181 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Sure, just not a 10ghz core.
#2182 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Is what I meant.
#2183 [19:48] <[JD]> in task man it says 34%
#2184 [19:49] <GLOW> I think in about 10 years processors will probably stop getting smaller
#2185 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> We'll see.
#2186 [19:50] <GLOW> you can only have so few microns
#2187 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> the manufacturing process has kept getting smaller and smaller for decades, we're down to what, 22?
#2188 [19:50] <GLOW> I thought it was 32
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#2190 [19:51] <GLOW> and a couple years before that my friend was at 42
#2191 [19:51] <GLOW> so maybe less
#2192 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Well, ivy bridge, the successor for sandy bridge, will be out on 22
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#2194 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> So we're well on our way for 18 and smaller.
#2195 [19:52] <GLOW> it can only get so small
#2196 [19:52] * GreyVulpine nods and doesn't disagree
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#2197 [19:53] <GLOW> Maybe not ten years
#2198 [19:53] <GLOW> It's going to plateau though
#2199 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> They're projecting 16nm by 2013, 11 by 2015
#2200 [19:54] <GLOW> I'll just save my money for a great computer till 2020 then
#2201 [19:54] <TheNoodle> lol
#2202 [19:55] * GreyVulpine snrks
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#2203 [19:59] <newton> hi is there anyone who might know how to fix a bug in minecraft
#2204 [19:59] <GLOW> Probably
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#2206 [20:00] <nicfer> hi
#2207 [20:00] <nicfer> I'm having issues with minecraft, lwjgl and ubuntu
#2208 [20:00] <nicfer> I upgraded lwjgl to 2.8.2 and now when I enter a world the 'ESC' menu is stuck and can't return to the game
#2209 [20:00] <newton> Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.8.1 OS: Mac OS X (x86_64) version 10.6.8 Java: 1.6.0_26, Apple Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Apple Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: NVIDIA GeForce 9400M OpenGL Engine version 2.1 NVIDIA-1.6.36, NVIDIA Corporation java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: BaseModMp at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) at
#2210 [20:00] <newton> Glow this is the error message
#2211 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> newton - Please paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2212 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the URL to it
#2213 [20:01] <newton> k
#2214 [20:01] <TheNoodle> Just a guess...
#2215 [20:01] <TheNoodle> ??> newton mods
#2216 [20:01] <VoxelHead> newton: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2217 [20:01] <VoxelHead> newton: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#2219 [20:02] <zkxs> He isn't having mod issues.
#2220 [20:02] <TheNoodle> I assumed from "BaseModMp" :P sorry :3
#2221 [20:02] <zkxs> Well, at least he didn't mention mods....
#2222 [20:05] <nicfer> hi
#2223 [20:05] <nicfer> I'm having issues with minecraft, lwjgl and ubuntu
#2224 [20:05] <nicfer> I upgraded lwjgl to 2.8.2 and now when I enter a world the 'ESC' menu is stuck and can't return to the game
#2225 [20:09] <newton> hi i think i did it right its pasted at pastebin and i put paste under newton
#2226 [20:09] <newton> thankyou
#2227 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> newton - give us the URL to it
#2228 [20:09] <TheNoodle> You need to give us the url of the page it took you to when you pressed submit.
#2229 [20:10] <newton> ok
#2230 [20:10] <TheNoodle> Fine grey, be all efficent :P
#2231 [20:10] <TheNoodle> :3
#2232 [20:10] <newton> http://pastebin.com/index.php?e=2
#2233 [20:10] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#2233 [20:11] <newton> there it is
#2234 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> That's.. not the right URL
#2235 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Try pastebin again, submit it, and look at the address bar again
#2236 [20:12] <newton> http://pastebin.com/K49mqBFU
#2237 [20:13] <newton> i hope this is right i really am not a that good with computers
#2238 [20:13] * |Kiikun| sees modloader.
#2238 [20:13] <newton> yeah, a mod messed it up
#2239 [20:14] <newton> portal mod
#2240 [20:14] <newton> portal mod
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#2242 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> newton mac/reinst
#2243 [20:15] <VoxelHead> newton: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2244 [20:15] <VoxelHead> newton: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2245 [20:15] <newton> thnx
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#2248 [20:17] <newton> im gonna try it
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#2250 [20:18] <Newton> YAY! it worked!
#2251 [20:19] <TheNoodle> \o/
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#2253 [20:20] <nicfer> anyone knows what can be happening to me?
#2254 [20:20] <nicfer> ouch wrong channel
#2255 [20:21] <nicfer> wait, it was the right channel
#2256 [20:21] <nicfer> lmao
#2257 [20:21] <nicfer> lmao
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#2261 [20:22] * zkxs just read back and found that noodle was right about the mods
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#2262 [20:23] <nicfer> can you see my messages?
#2263 [20:23] <zkxs> yep
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#2265 [20:25] <Heckfool> Hello I need Minecraft help :(
#2266 [20:26] <zkxs> nicfer: why did you update lwjgl?
#2267 [20:26] <Heckfool> Someone can help me ?
#2268 [20:26] <zkxs> Heckfool: ask and ye shall receive
#2269 [20:26] <Heckfool> Ok so
#2270 [20:26] <Heckfool> I cannot log-in minecraft at all
#2271 [20:26] <Heckfool> i get
#2272 [20:26] <Heckfool> Can't reach minecraft.net
#2273 [20:26] <Heckfool> But I can log on the webstie
#2274 [20:27] <Heckfool> I'm on Mac OS 10.5.8
#2275 [20:27] <zkxs> Heckfool: do you have mods installed?
#2276 [20:27] <Heckfool> I don't even have the game installed D:
#2277 [20:28] <Heckfool> I just donwloaded it on this computer
#2278 [20:28] <Heckfool> downloaded*
#2279 [20:28] <zkxs> Heckfool: What happens if you use the launcher?
#2280 [20:29] <Heckfool> I just redownloaded it so I'll try
#2281 [20:30] <Heckfool> I enter my logs and it says Can't reach minecraft.net
#2282 [20:30] <Heckfool> And the play offline button is off because it says (not downloaded)
#2283 [20:30] <zkxs> ??> Heckfool error/cantconnect
#2284 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Heckfool: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2285 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Heckfool: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2286 [20:31] <Heckfool> Do you know how I can uninstall/reinstall java on a mac ?
#2287 [20:32] <zkxs> ?? mac/java
#2288 [20:32] <VoxelHead> mac/java: Go here for a Mac-specific Java installer: http://support.apple.com/downloads/DL1421/en_US/JavaForMacOSX10.7.dmg
#2289 [20:32] <Heckfool> thx i'll check this out
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#2293 [20:36] <nicfer> I updated it because I had issues with 'blocked keys'
#2294 [20:37] <nicfer> eg, sometimes after I press W, it keeps me moving even after I release it
#2295 [20:38] <zkxs> nicfer: i'm also on ubuntu (10.04) and it happens to me too
#2296 [20:38] <zkxs> I just switched to Sun Java, and i'll see if that helps
#2297 [20:39] <zkxs> is there any way you could downgrade? derpy minecraft is better than no minecraft...
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#2299 [20:54] <Wug> nicfer: try updating lwjgl
#2300 [20:57] <Parash> Hello
#2301 [20:57] <zkxs> greetings
#2302 [20:57] <Parash> Can you do something for me
#2303 [20:58] <Parash> I was afk for like 3 hours on #minecraft
#2304 [20:58] <Parash> and when I came back I was banned
#2305 [20:58] <Parash> Why am I banned>?
#2306 [20:58] <zkxs> I suppose I can go ask
#2307 [20:58] <Parash> ok Thanks
#2308 [20:59] <Wug> Parash: identify
#2309 [20:59] <Scott> I am a #minecraft op
#2310 [20:59] <Scott> hold on
#2311 [20:59] <Wug> its probably that
#2312 [20:59] <Scott> Yes, you aren't identified with services.
#2313 [21:00] <Parash> Yes
#2314 [21:00] <Parash> Im registered
#2315 [21:00] <Scott> No, you are not logged in.
#2316 [21:00] <Parash> With nickname Famous
#2317 [21:00] <Parash> it changed somehow
#2318 [21:00] <Scott> You need to login to speak.
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#2320 [21:00] <Parash> I need to change my nick
#2321 [21:00] <Parash> so I typed /nick Famous
#2322 [21:00] <Wug> Parash: /ns help
#2323 [21:01] <Scott> Try this: /ns identify Famous passwordhere
#2324 [21:01] <Parash> Famous #minecraft Cannot change nickname while banned on channel
#2325 [21:01] <Scott> Once you do that, you can speak and/or change your name.
#2326 [21:01] <Guest72706> everytime i go to play the free version i keep gettin error code 4
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#2328 [21:01] <Famous> It works
#2329 [21:02] <Guest72706> what works?
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#2331 [21:04] <mib_9fm4oo> my mindcraft says cant connect to mindcraft.net how do i fix
#2332 [21:04] <zkxs> ??> mib_9fm4oo error/cantconnect
#2333 [21:04] <VoxelHead> mib_9fm4oo: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2334 [21:04] <VoxelHead> mib_9fm4oo: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#2338 [21:12] <mr_boo> hey I just paid for the game and want to play it what now
#2339 [21:12] <zkxs> mr_boo: how long ago did you pay?
#2340 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> Download the launcher at minecraft.net/download, or use the inbrowser version
#2341 [21:13] <mr_boo> 10 min maybe
#2342 [21:13] <mr_boo> how do I download the launcher?
#2343 [21:15] <zkxs> mr_boo: I suppose you are using windows?
#2344 [21:17] <mr_boo> No mac
#2345 [21:17] <Famous> http://www.minecraft.net/download
#2346 [21:17] <mr_boo> thx
#2347 [21:19] <Famous> No Problem
#2348 [21:22] <nicfer> I'm using openjdk, can that be the issue?
#2349 [21:23] <nicfer> if so, is there any way to have installed both interpreters?
#2350 [21:23] <zkxs> yes, i have them both installed
#2351 [21:24] <zkxs> https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Java
#2352 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> It could be, and you can configure your linux flavor to prefer another install of jav
#2353 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> If you're on ubuntu, check out sudo update-alternatives --config java
#2354 [21:25] <TheNytangel> Bob!!!
#2355 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Uh-oh
#2356 [21:25] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2357 [21:25] <nicfer> what should I use, version 6 or 7?
#2358 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> nicfer - We recommend 6
#2359 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Java 7's been known to cause problems with minecraft
#2360 [21:29] <TheNytangel> So Bob...
#2361 [21:30] <Wug> TheNytangel: :o
#2362 [21:30] <Wug> you're not supposed to do that in public
#2363 [21:30] <Wug> its bad netique4tte
#2364 [21:30] <TheNytangel> ?
#2365 [21:30] <Wug> >bob
#2366 [21:30] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine = Bob
#2367 [21:31] <TheNytangel> He told me
#2368 [21:31] <Wug> ^ you're not supposed to do that in public
#2369 [21:31] <TheNytangel> Too bad..
#2370 [21:31] <Wug> this is why I dont tell people my name
#2371 [21:31] <TheNytangel> Can't undo it ow
#2372 [21:31] <TheNytangel> now*
#2373 [21:31] <Wug> because then they go ahead and tell everyone
#2374 [21:31] <TheNytangel> Wug, his name really isn't Bob
#2375 [21:31] <TheNytangel> He told me I can call hiim that
#2376 [21:32] <Wug> lol its probably fred
#2377 [21:32] <TheNytangel> :o
#2378 [21:32] <WugBot> o: what did you break this time?
#2379 [21:32] <Fred> WHO SUMMONED ME
#2380 [21:32] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2381 [21:32] <Wug> ... oops
#2382 [21:32] <Scott> notch
#2383 [21:32] <Wug> soz
#2384 [21:32] <Wug> OH GREAT FRED
#2385 [21:32] <zkxs> Oh, as long as bob isn't his real name... now we can't steal his soul...
#2386 [21:32] <Fred> WHY HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED
#2387 [21:33] <zkxs> they want to sacrifice a goat to you
#2388 [21:33] <Wug> WE ARE IN NEED OF A MORTAL BEING OF THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT THE GREAT GALAHAD THE DERPY
#2389 [21:33] <Fred> GALAHAD IS MY NEMESIS
#2390 [21:33] <Fred> WHAT HAS HE DONE TO WRONG YOU THIS DA
#2391 [21:34] <Fred> DAY*
#2392 [21:34] <Wug> ALL THE THINGS.
#2393 [21:34] <Fred> ALL OF THEM?!
#2394 [21:34] <Wug> YOU MUST AVENGE US FOR THE HORRORS UNLEASHED UPON US BY THE EVIL GALAHAD
#2395 [21:34] <Wug> HE SHAVED MY CAT AND TRAPPED ME IN THE INTERWEBS
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#2398 [21:35] <Fred> I WILL AVENGE YOU... USING ONLY MY LITTLE FINGER
#2399 [21:35] * GreyVulpine walks in.. looks around, and walks back out.
#2399 [21:35] <Wug> >:O
#2400 [21:35] <Fred> DOES THIS PLEASE THE ONE CALLED WUG
#2401 [21:35] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine :D
#2402 [21:35] <Wug> THE ONE CALLED WUG IS MOST PLEASED
#2403 [21:35] * GALAHAD walks in.. looks around, and walks back out.
#2403 [21:36] <Wug> YOU HAVE SCARED AWAY THE EVIL GALAHAD WITH YOUR LITTLE FINGER!1
#2404 [21:36] <Wug> I HOLD YOUR OATH FULFILLED, OH GREAT FRED.
#2405 [21:36] <Fred> Dont do drugs kids :)
#2406 [21:36] <Fred> hahaha
#2407 [21:36] <Wug> lol
#2408 [21:37] <Wug> someone should put that on bash
#2409 [21:37] <TheNytangel> Was I just hallucinating?
#2410 [21:37] <TheNytangel> From all the drugs?
#2411 [21:37] <Wug> the chat logs of 160 people and numerous bots indicate otherwise
#2412 [21:37] <Fred> group hallucination
#2413 [21:37] <Fred> doing it right
#2414 [21:37] <zkxs> What are you talking about TheNytangel? Nothing has happened here for the past 5 minutes!
#2415 [21:38] <TheNytangel> Schwans drugged my ice cream cone....
#2416 [21:38] * Wug sqozzs TheBadShepperd
#2416 [21:39] * TheBadShepperd contains said sqozz in a airtight cryostatus type for later examination
#2416 [21:39] <TheNytangel> They're onto your murder of Kealper, Wug
#2417 [21:40] <Wug> ...crap
#2418 [21:40] <TheBadShepperd> TheNytangel: We found out a long, long time ago.
#2419 [21:40] * TheBadShepperd glasses.
#2419 [21:40] <TheBadShepperd> YEAAAAAAAHH
#2420 [21:40] <Wug> AuBot: he was
#2421 [21:40] <Wug> hes playing WoWCraft
#2422 [21:41] <Wug> World of MineStarWoWCraft ... of Legends
#2423 [21:41] <Wug> Elder Scrolls VI: World of MineStarWoWCraft ... of Legends even
#2424 [21:41] <Wug> I forgot the online suffix
#2425 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Part Deux, the reckoning.
#2426 [21:42] <Kealper> lol
#2427 [21:42] <TheNytangel> Ghost!
#2428 [21:42] <Kealper> i mean
#2429 [21:42] <Kealper> grrrrrr
#2430 [21:42] <Wug> so we're up to "Elder Scrolls VI: World of MineStarWoWCraft of Legends Online: The Reckoning" then
#2431 [21:42] <TheNytangel> Wug, don't forget the 3 at the end
#2432 [21:43] <Wug> "Elder Scrolls VI: Call of World of MineStarWoWCraft of Legends Online: The Reckoning 3"
#2433 [21:43] <Wug> I'm so going to make a game and call it that
#2434 [21:43] <Wug> it will be a tower defense flash game
#2435 [21:43] <Kealper> rofl
#2436 [21:43] <zkxs> wug's blog: guess who's suing us now?
#2437 [21:43] <Wug> all the developers!
#2438 [21:44] <Wug> :3
#2439 [21:44] <TheNytangel> The people playig will be like "What happened to 1-5 and then the other two?
#2440 [21:44] <TheNytangel> "
#2441 [21:44] <nicfer> using java 6, still the same issue
#2442 [21:44] <TheNytangel> Playing*
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#2444 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Also is an expansion pack/DLC
#2445 [21:46] <Wug> .msg kealper WugModule:Command "setmode" present; "setmode" active; "setmode" AI:enabled;
#2446 [21:46] <Wug> oops, that was supposed to be a pm
#2447 [21:46] <Wug> >.>
#2448 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#2449 [21:46] <Kealper> wat
#2450 [21:46] * Wug takes over everyone else's brains too
#2450 [21:46] <TheNytangel> O.o
#2451 [21:46] <weirdo> my minecraft game wont start up when i dont update it it dosnt go past where it says done loading but if i do try to update it it says there was a fatel error. What should i do?
#2452 [21:46] * Wug formats the last 30 seconds of conversation
#2452 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - What fatal error?
#2453 [21:47] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, that's not nice, calling him a weirdo
#2454 [21:47] <TheNytangel> Wug,166 people have chat logs of that
#2455 [21:47] <Wug> ... crap
#2456 [21:47] <zkxs> At least two of those logs can be found with google
#2457 [21:47] <weirdo> i dont know it just says there was a fatel error then it dosnt do anything i just stops the update
#2458 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Do you get an actual error report?
#2459 [21:48] <nicfer> downgraded to lwjgl 2.4.2 and issue is gone
#2460 [21:48] * Wug radios the mothership and arranges for a quantum universe permutation where I sent it as a PM
#2460 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Heh, well then
#2461 [21:48] <weirdo> no it just said on the screen fatel error accured (4) null and thats it
#2462 [21:48] <zkxs> nicfer: glad to hear it's working
#2463 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> But there was a quantum universe permutation that stopped the transmission
#2464 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Do you run Avira
#2465 [21:49] <nicfer> but at the cost of having again the 'sticky' movement issue
#2466 [21:49] <weirdo> yeah i ran everything it just would not go to the title screen of the game
#2467 [21:49] <zkxs> nicfer: are you trying sun java?
#2468 [21:49] <nicfer> yes
#2469 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Avira gives the fatal error (4): null error
#2470 [21:50] <zkxs> hmm
#2471 [21:50] <nicfer> now I'm trying with sun's java
#2472 [21:50] <nicfer> if it happens again, is lwjgl's issue
#2473 [21:50] <weirdo> well does that mean that avira is what is making it not work
#2474 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Yes
#2475 [21:51] <weirdo> ok well im going to try that so thanks for the help :)
#2476 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> To fix:
#2477 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> ?? virus/avira
#2478 [21:51] <VoxelHead> virus/avira: To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#2479 [21:51] <VoxelHead> virus/avira: Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2480 [21:58] <TheNytangel> :<
#2481 [21:58] <WugBot> <: -______________-
#2482 [21:59] <weirdo> my security system on my computer says that the game is not a valid pulisher so it wont let me use it i need help
#2483 [21:59] <zkxs> add an exception
#2484 [22:02] <TheNytangel> Thanks vox
#2485 [22:07] <weirdo> how do i fix the video card driver
#2486 [22:07] <weirdo> how do i fix the video card driver
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#2488 [22:16] <nicfer> yup, still hanging keys with sun's java
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#2490 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Shh
#2491 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Everyone quiet
#2492 [22:16] <nicfer> I fell off a cliff and almost kill myself
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#2494 [22:24] <mib_5nwew4> my game is slow i change my video setting. could it be my firewall?
#2495 [22:25] <Iaccidentally> probably not
#2496 [22:25] <mib_5nwew4> what can i do?
#2497 [22:25] <Iaccidentally> allocate more memory to java?
#2498 [22:25] <mib_5nwew4> ok
#2499 [22:26] <mib_5nwew4> how do i do it?
#2500 [22:26] <Iaccidentally> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
#2501 [22:26] <Iaccidentally> that should walk you through it
#2502 [22:27] <mib_5nwew4> thanks a lot you are lot's of help
#2503 [22:27] <mib_5nwew4> thanks again
#2504 [22:27] <Iaccidentally> i do my best ;)
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#2507 [22:30] <speed6868> I can't find my saved game!
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#2509 [22:35] <zkxs> speed6868: is it still in minecraft?
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#2513 [22:40] <speed6868> I can't find my saved game!
#2514 [22:40] <speed6868> Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
#2515 [22:41] <fault> ??< index
#2516 [22:41] <fault> ??> speed6868 smp/savefiles
#2517 [22:41] <fault> smp/server-ip
#2518 [22:41] <fault> smp/servers
#2519 [22:41] <fault> smp/serversetup
#2520 [22:41] <fault> smp/servers/specific
#2521 [22:41] <VoxelHead> speed6868: (smp/savefiles) Yes, you can use your single-player world as a mutliplayer map (or vice versa). Just make the world= line in server.properties match the name of the directory the world you want to use is in.
#2522 [22:41] <VoxelHead> speed6868: (smp/savefiles) To use an SMP save in single-player, copy or rename the world directory to "world#" (where '#' is a number from one to five), and use that save slot in single-player.
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#2524 [22:41] <fault> oh fuck
#2525 [22:41] * AuBot kicked fault from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ault :Please keep it civil.)
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#2527 [22:42] <speed6868> I can't find my saved game!
#2528 [22:42] <fault> herp
#2529 [22:42] <Iaccidentally> derp?
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#2531 [22:43] <speed6868> u guys asleep?
#2532 [22:43] <zkxs> speed6868: does the map show up in minecraft's map list?
#2533 [22:44] <Iaccidentally> no. did you delete it?
#2534 [22:44] <speed6868> checking
#2535 [22:44] * zkxs falls asleep
#2535 [22:45] * Iaccidentally twiddles thumbs
#2535 [22:45] <fault> falling asleep? i'll just accidentally flood the channel again and wake everyone up
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#2537 [22:45] * Iaccidentally flooded the channel with pr0n
#2537 [22:45] <zkxs> lol, good use of nick
#2538 [22:46] <Iaccidentally> my name is comedy gold, i tell you!
#2539 [22:46] <fault> . ...
#2540 [22:46] <fault> .""." . ".
#2541 [22:46] <fault> . "" '.".:I:.".. ".
#2542 [22:46] <fault> .".:.:....:II:".".".. ".
#2543 [22:46] <fault> .":."::.:::.:II:".".".".. ".
#2544 [22:46] <fault> ."."."."::.:.:.:I:".".".". . .
#2545 [22:46] <fault> ..".".".:.:I::.:II:."..".".. .
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#2547 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> Don't do that..
#2548 [22:46] <fault> you asked for it
#2549 [22:46] <fault> you asked for it
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#2551 [22:47] <zkxs> ... is that... asciipr0n?
#2552 [22:47] <Iaccidentally> PLEASE SAY YES!
#2553 [22:48] <Iaccidentally> http://www1.zkm.de/~wvdc/ascii/java/
#2554 [22:48] <Iaccidentally> there you go. a work of acsii mastery
#2555 [22:50] <zkxs> I can't tell what is happening... car ride?
#2556 [22:50] <Iaccidentally> shhhh...its deffinately not a old school porno
#2557 [22:50] <speed6868> so i sign in and get the box about singlplayer, multiplayer.., click singleplayer and there is no saved world. dunno about map. This is on behalf of my eager 9 yr old.
#2558 [22:51] <zkxs> speed6868: looks like it has been deleted
#2559 [22:51] <zkxs> speed6868: unless you are on the wrong account
#2560 [22:52] <speed6868> ok
#2561 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> speed6868 - Was he playing on the same computer as when he first created the world?
#2562 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Single player worlds are stored locally on the machine they were created on. It's not stored online
#2563 [22:53] <zkxs> speed6868: minecraft saves things on a per-user level, so if you log into a different account from where the level was originally created, it won't show up.
#2564 [22:53] <zkxs> Iaccidentally: WTF
#2565 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> You might also want to check the .minecraft/saves/ folder. Sometimes worlds get corrupted, and don't necessarily show up in the world list
#2566 [22:54] <Iaccidentally> LOL
#2567 [22:55] <speed6868> we downloaded the game on my PC but it's not showing on my desktop. What'v I not done?
#2568 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> speed6868 - Where did you download minecraft to?
#2569 [22:59] <zkxs> Unlike other software that likes to install many shortcuts and toolbars and stuff, minecraft doesn't do any of that automatically, leaving you to do it yourself if you want a desktop or start menu shortcut
#2570 [23:00] <speed6868> good question. We just ran it instead of saving it. Thanks for helping us figure it out. Great work.
#2571 [23:01] <speed6868> think we're sorted.
#2572 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> How about that lost world?
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#2575 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> whens the
#2576 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> eh
#2577 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> thing
#2578 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> minecon
#2579 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> The "thing"?
#2580 [23:08] <|Kiikun|> the eh thing?
#2581 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> yeah
#2582 [23:08] <mib_pi42yp> minecon
#2583 [23:08] <|Kiikun|> mib_pi42yp: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=when+is+minecon
#2584 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> Lasa Vegas
#2585 [23:09] <GreyVulpine> Oh, when.. Nov 18-19
#2586 [23:09] <mib_pi42yp> LOL
#2587 [23:09] <mib_pi42yp> hey how u do that?
#2588 [23:09] <|Kiikun|> what i just did? :P
#2589 [23:09] <mib_pi42yp> eh over ot
#2590 [23:09] <mib_pi42yp> it
#2591 [23:10] <mib_pi42yp> so whats new in the released version
#2592 [23:10] <mib_pi42yp> that there releasing
#2593 [23:10] <mib_pi42yp> u pepz know?
#2594 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> Check the wiki
#2595 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> "
#2596 [23:10] <mib_pi42yp> nah
#2597 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> "Upcoming Features"
#2598 [23:10] <mib_pi42yp> just tell me
#2599 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> New swamp features, new end game, dragon end boss.
#2600 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> New blocks, bug fixes.
#2601 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> mib_pi42yp: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+wiki+upcoming+features
#2602 [23:11] <mib_pi42yp> the whole rpg thing getting annoying
#2603 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> Then switch to creative mode.\
#2604 [23:11] <mib_pi42yp> stfu kitun
#2605 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> Easy there mib_pi42yp.
#2606 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> :P nah.
#2607 [23:11] <mib_pi42yp> so they gonna make it more fun?
#2608 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Already is fun.
#2609 [23:12] <zkxs> Todo: add more fun
#2610 [23:12] <mib_pi42yp> no its not challenging at all
#2611 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Well, it isn't, if you don't like the RPG thing.
#2612 [23:13] <mib_pi42yp> and the whole hardcore thing retarded, they should have just made it so u cant swith back, but it delets the whole save, ...i learned that the hard way..
#2613 [23:13] <Wug> mib_pi42yp: hardcore mode then
#2614 [23:13] <Wug> then play regular mode
#2615 [23:13] <Wug> nobody told you you had to ever wib
#2616 [23:13] <Wug> win*
#2617 [23:13] <mib_pi42yp> well
#2618 [23:14] <mib_pi42yp> the whole incest breeding things fucked up
#2619 [23:14] * AuBot kicked mib_pi42yp from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_pi42yp :Please keep it civil.)
#2620 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#2621 [23:14] <|Kiikun|> HAH!
#2622 [23:14] <Kealper> huh...just what i was thinking of doing anyways
#2623 [23:14] <Wug> good riddance
#2624 [23:16] <|Kiikun|> does lightning cause explotions when it hits a player?
#2625 [23:17] * |Kiikun| cant thing of why things were exploding otherwise :/
#2625 [23:17] <zkxs> it ignites them, but no explosions
#2626 [23:17] <zkxs> could it be endermen stealing your blocks?
#2627 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> no. it was an explotion... had to fix the damage.
#2628 [23:18] <zkxs> skeleton shot a creeper?
#2629 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> the reason im so confused is that its a testing map i made in mcedit. layer 0 = bedrock everythiong up is sandstone. and surface is halfslabs
#2630 [23:19] <zkxs> ... how can anything spawn?
#2631 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> it MAY have been a creeper the second time...
#2632 [23:19] <Kealper> what zkxs said
#2633 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> i was makign a teap :P
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#2635 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> so there was a region of wool-floor
#2636 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> without lighting
#2637 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> just the damage center was where i was.. not on the floor
#2638 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> and a creeper would have fallen into my pit before exploding...
#2639 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> thats why im so confused o.o
#2640 [23:21] * zkxs blames notch physics
#2640 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> the time before there was no damage... but i mioned up throgu hthe sandstone.. through a wire and the explosion sound and anim went.
#2641 [23:22] * |Kiikun| pokes Pix|Off
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