#1 [00:00] <Kealper> i had to google all sorts of stuff to make that icon D:
#2 [00:00] <Jovet> hah
#3 [00:01] <Chaos_Theorist> Creeper + magic want?
#4 [00:01] <Kealper> i'm not sure where i got the creeper face... i can't remember if that was just one of my backgrounds that i shrunk down or if i actually found that face already in icon-form
#5 [00:01] <Chaos_Theorist> wand*
#6 [00:01] <Kealper> because i have a background with an eerily similar look...
#7 [00:01] <Jovet> you should change the schema to operate as highest privledge
#8 [00:02] <Kealper> yeah, i've already made it request admin privs in this one i'm working on now
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#10 [00:02] <Chaos_Theorist> Or run a check to see if they are running as admin
#11 [00:02] <Jovet> The server it downloaded works
#12 [00:03] <Chaos_Theorist> What's a good beginner programmer language to learn?
#13 [00:03] <Kealper> Chaos_Theorist: depends, what did you want the language to do?
#14 [00:03] <Jovet> yeah it depends.
#15 [00:03] <Chaos_Theorist> I don't know... stuff I guess.
#16 [00:03] <uhhhhhhh> Can someone help with username retrieval? I've requested notification from minecraft.net am yet to receive and email
#17 [00:03] <Chaos_Theorist> How long ago did you request?
#18 [00:03] <uhhhhhhh> but am yet*
#19 [00:04] <uhhhhhhh> 20 mins
#20 [00:04] <Chaos_Theorist> Correct email?
#21 [00:04] <uhhhhhhh> I've gone through this a few weeks ago and waited for so long I forgot about it
#22 [00:04] <uhhhhhhh> yeah, it's accepted my email
#23 [00:04] <Kealper> AutoIt is not bad to learn on, it's good for making little Windows utilities and such... it's downside is BASIC-like syntax and it's Windows-only
#24 [00:05] <Chaos_Theorist> ok
#25 [00:05] <Kealper> but Python isn't bad either
#26 [00:05] <Chaos_Theorist> Hmm
#27 [00:05] <|Kiikun|> ok.. i hate routers that lock administration :/
#28 [00:05] <|Kiikun|> and dont actually confirm theres someoen administering still
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#30 [00:05] <Chaos_Theorist> My router has 2 types of accounte :/
#31 [00:05] <Chaos_Theorist> accounts*
#32 [00:06] <Kealper> mine has.... the root account lol
#33 [00:06] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: authorized and 'fcskwiththeirnet'?
#34 [00:06] <Kealper> running linux on routers ftw!
#35 [00:06] <Jovet> uhhhhhhh: you did check spam folders right?
#36 [00:06] <uhhhhhhh> :) yeah
#37 [00:06] <Chaos_Theorist> So you can't remember your username?
#38 [00:06] <uhhhhhhh> nope. it's been a while since i played
#39 [00:07] <|Kiikun|> :senduser
#40 [00:07] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#41 [00:07] <uhhhhhhh> I've done that. And don't get an email
#42 [00:07] <Jovet> do you have your purchase receipt/email?
#43 [00:08] <Jovet> I would hope you'd save that, but...
#44 [00:08] * |Kiikun| does as test
#44 [00:08] * Chaos_Theorist does a barrel roll
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#45 [00:08] <uhhhhhhh> I'll have to hunt for it. must of been 8+ months
#46 [00:08] <uhhhhhhh> brb I'll look
#47 [00:08] * |Kiikun| likes gmail for that :P
#47 [00:08] <Chaos_Theorist> You might have been sent an email for that, yeah.
#48 [00:08] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes, gmail FTW.
#49 [00:09] <|Kiikun|> and just got the email
#50 [00:09] <Jovet> that's about how long ago I bought it
#51 [00:09] <|Kiikun|> * Sennyotai (Premium!)
#52 [00:09] <|Kiikun|> That is all, happy mining.
#53 [00:09] <|Kiikun|> :D
#54 [00:10] <Chaos_Theorist> Is that japanese?
#55 [00:10] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: yes :P and im not.
#56 [00:10] <Chaos_Theorist> せんよたい
#57 [00:10] <Jovet> ooo a brown sheep
#58 [00:10] <|Kiikun|> hai :P
#59 [00:10] <Chaos_Theorist> Unless it's katakana or something
#60 [00:10] <|Kiikun|> and its se n nyo ta i
#61 [00:12] <Chaos_Theorist> せんにょたい
#62 [00:12] <Chaos_Theorist> Ｒｉｇｈｔ．
#63 [00:12] <Chaos_Theorist> Gotcha
#64 [00:12] <uhhhhhhh> is there any other way to do this without the receipt email? it looks like this will take a while
#65 [00:12] <|Kiikun|> uhhhhhhh: remembering your username>?
#66 [00:12] <Chaos_Theorist> Hehehe
#67 [00:12] <uhhhhhhh> yes
#68 [00:12] * |Kiikun| hopes he didnt break scotty o.o;
#68 [00:13] <Jovet> don't think so... hopefully you get that email soon
#69 [00:13] <|Kiikun|> uhhhhhhh: got any guesses?
#70 [00:13] <uhhhhhhh> so this isn't minecraft support?
#71 [00:13] <Jovet> right, this is not Mojang
#72 [00:14] <uhhhhhhh> gottit
#73 [00:14] <Jovet> that's why right at the top it says "We are not affiliated with Mojang"
#74 [00:14] <|Kiikun|> uhhhhhhh: we are not mojang and have no access to the auth servers beyond 'is this user premium?'
#75 [00:14] <uhhhhhhh> just read that :)
#76 [00:14] <Jovet> grr found a bug in Minecraft. hah
#77 [00:14] <Chaos_Theorist> Which one?
#78 [00:14] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: dont stre directly at the bugs!
#79 [00:14] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: silverfish?
#80 [00:14] <Chaos_Theorist> www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs
#81 [00:14] <uhhhhhhh> do you know where I can get live/email based support for lost username no email?
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#83 [00:15] <|Kiikun|> uhhhhhhh: this is the closest you can get to live support :P
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#85 [00:15] <uhhhhhhh> ok. thanks for your efforts. I'll have to hunt through my cache mail :/
#86 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> mojang is not a multimilion dollar company with thousands of employees.... they have made one lone game and have like... 12 people on staff
#87 [00:16] <Chaos_Theorist> Happy hunting.
#88 [00:16] <uhhhhhhh> ty
#89 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> uhhhhhhh: if you have a few guesses you can msg AuBot with !paid <username>
#90 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> or not.
#91 [00:16] <Chaos_Theorist> !paid Chaos_Theorist
#92 [00:16] <Jovet> 14 people
#93 [00:16] <Chaos_Theorist> !paid kaos_theorist
#94 [00:16] * Chaos_Theorist shrugs
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#95 [00:17] <Pappycat> Hi. So, tried to log into the minecraft main site after ages (before 1.9) and it keeps telling me i have the wrong username or password. ask for my username through email, get it, change my password through email, but its still telling me its wrong. any help?
#96 [00:17] <Kealper> i can't watch a 1080p video on youtube with out it lagging on my main computer...
#97 [00:17] <Chaos_Theorist> You changed your password through your email?
#98 [00:17] <Kealper> ....when i have Folding@Home's GPU client running D:
#99 [00:17] <|Kiikun|> Pappycat: the website keeps going wonky lately. do they work in the client?
#100 [00:17] <puncheroftrees> Hey guys, everytime i log into minecraft, i get this: Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- B
#101 [00:17] <Kealper> puncheroftrees: Please put the whole thing on http://pastebin.com and then give the URL to that paste in here.
#102 [00:17] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin > puncheroftrees
#103 [00:17] <WugBot> puncheroftrees: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar. http://pastebin.com
#104 [00:18] <Chaos_Theorist> puncheroftrees, have you tried giving Minecraft a force-update? (under options when you login)
#105 [00:18] <Pappycat> Kiikun: i dont know. was trying to log in, then download (force of habit to log in first >.<) will try now
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#108 [00:19] <oh> its uhhhhh again :)
#109 [00:19] <|Kiikun|> oh hi :P
#110 [00:19] <oh> can you guys send feedback?
#111 [00:19] <oh> or tell me where to do it myself ?
#112 [00:20] <|Kiikun|> um... they have a getsatisfaction page.
#113 [00:20] <|Kiikun|> ?? mojang/twitter
#114 [00:20] <VoxelHead> mojang/twitter: There is a compilation of the Twitter feeds of all Mojang staff at http://www.twitter.com/DopeGhoti/mojang
#115 [00:21] <oh> cool. ty
#116 [00:21] <Chaos_Theorist> lol bot
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#118 [00:21] <kalmboy> hi
#119 [00:22] <Jovet> hi
#120 [00:22] <Chaos_Theorist> hi
#121 [00:22] <kalmboy> i have a problem with my minecraft
#122 [00:22] <Chaos_Theorist> No kidding
#123 [00:22] <Chaos_Theorist> What is it?
#124 [00:22] <kalmboy> when i connect to server downloading terrain and error
#125 [00:22] <Chaos_Theorist> Might be servers fault
#126 [00:23] <kalmboy> no
#127 [00:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Are you and the server both running 1.0?
#128 [00:23] <kalmboy> all servers says
#129 [00:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Does it say that when connecting to a- oh, okay.
#130 [00:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Do you have any mods installed?
#131 [00:23] <kalmboy> no
#132 [00:23] <|Kiikun|> kalmboy: server ip so i can test?
#133 [00:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Have you unblocked Minecraft from your firewals?
#134 [00:24] <kalmboy> i have firewall off
#135 [00:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Hmm.
#136 [00:24] <kalmboy> where did u download the minecraft?
#137 [00:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Minecraft.net
#138 [00:24] <kalmboy> when i want to make force update is doesnt work
#139 [00:25] <Jovet> what does it say when it dosen't work?
#140 [00:25] <kalmboy> it doesnt download
#141 [00:25] <puncheroftrees> http://pastebin.com/nkZf7rTD Here. This is what I get when I log in. I tried deleting my bin folder, and forcing it to update.
#142 [00:25] <|Kiikun|> kalmboy: does it stall out? sits there doing nothing
#143 [00:26] <|Kiikun|> puncheroftrees: got any mods installed? or hd texturepacks?
#144 [00:26] <kalmboy> no
#145 [00:27] <Chaos_Theorist> puncheroftrees: delete your options file
#146 [00:27] <kalmboy> 85.25.100.194:25585
#147 [00:27] <kalmboy> try
#148 [00:27] <kalmboy> to connect plz
#149 [00:27] <Jovet> puncheroftrees: you might also try updating Java
#150 [00:27] <puncheroftrees> Thanks, I will try to update my java. I think that is the problem.
#151 [00:27] <Kealper> !check 85.25.100.194:25585
#152 [00:28] <Kealper> kalmboy: works
#153 [00:28] <Jovet> Server is outdated.
#154 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> kalmboy: its not a minecraft 1.0.0 server.
#155 [00:28] <Kealper> oh
#156 [00:28] <Kealper> hmm...
#157 [00:28] <Kealper> i wonder if there is a way for aubot to be able to tell that O.o
#158 [00:28] <Chaos_Theorist> It could check if it was outdated
#159 [00:28] <Jovet> packet spy the connection protocol ;) hah
#160 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: it must send a version conf.
#161 [00:29] <kalmboy> how to update java?
#162 [00:29] <Kealper> i'll look in to it later
#163 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> ??> kalmboy java/version
#164 [00:29] <VoxelHead> kalmboy: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#165 [00:29] <VoxelHead> kalmboy: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#166 [00:29] <Jovet> kalmboy: if you're trying to connect to your server with a 1.0.0 client it obviously won't work... so update the server to 1.0.0
#167 [00:30] <Jovet> (the error report said Java 1.6.20)
#168 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> u20 shoud lstill work...
#169 [00:32] <Jovet> it should but the "[failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]" message alarms me a bit
#170 [00:32] <Wug> thats normal
#171 [00:32] <Jovet> it is? oh.
#172 [00:32] <Wug> does that on windows unless run as admin
#173 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> yes. nullpointer means a class was never instantiated...
#174 [00:33] <Wug> |kiikun| system properties are for some reason restricted
#175 [00:33] <Jovet> that makes sense (no system properties w/o privledges)
#176 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> ah.
#177 [00:33] <Wug> so trying to get them without admin rights means you get nothing back
#178 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> i can see it from the java coders point of view... most java apps wont NEED to know about the system outside the vm.
#179 [00:34] <Wug> ... unless something breaks
#180 [00:34] <Jovet> that's the VM itself generating that error right?
#181 [00:34] <Wug> I have no idea what idiot made it restricted
#182 [00:34] <Wug> but if I knew
#183 [00:34] <Wug> I would walk to their house
#184 [00:34] <Wug> and wake them up in the middle of the night
#185 [00:34] <Wug> and scream and rant about how nothing ever "NEEDS" anything
#186 [00:35] <Kealper> lol
#187 [00:35] <Wug> and how restricting it for no reason just makes people angry
#188 [00:35] <Jovet> hah microsoft would then send in their SWAT team and take you out
#189 [00:35] <Jovet> and send the bill to Sun
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#191 [00:35] <Wug> I'd send them a ping of death and they'd bsod
#192 [00:36] <Kealper> if only the ping of death still worked lol
#193 [00:36] <helponmac> hey how can i play the older version of minecraft on a mac?
#194 [00:37] <Jovet> use the backup .jar files you saved
#195 [00:37] <Wug> which you almost certainly didnt do
#196 [00:37] <Wug> so you can't.
#197 [00:37] <helponmac> what files? i clicked on the link to play the older version and said it popped up 3 different windows saying it needed to run java
#198 [00:37] <Jovet> what link? where?
#199 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: you need java to play minecraft.
#200 [00:38] <helponmac> on minecraft.net
#201 [00:38] <helponmac> play minecraft classic
#202 [00:38] <helponmac> it says
#203 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: and Classic is 0.30
#204 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: you shoudl just beable to run it by saying yes to all ther 'java wants to do stuff!' promts
#205 [00:39] <helponmac> ok well when i click on it it says switching applet
#206 [00:39] <helponmac> i clicked on yes
#207 [00:39] <helponmac> and it's just a black screen
#208 [00:40] <helponmac> the java logo pops up when it starts and does the loading thing with the bars
#209 [00:40] <|Kiikun|> then its supposed to the the Generating Level
#210 [00:40] <|Kiikun|> then BOOM! Classic! :D
#211 [00:41] <Jovet> I'm afraid I don't know Macs that well so I can't offer suggestions.
#212 [00:41] <helponmac> but it stays like that for a few mins?
#213 [00:41] <Jovet> yeah it shouldn't be a black spot for a few minutes.
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#215 [00:41] <Jovet> do you have the latest Java?
#216 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: if the bars still moving
#217 [00:42] <ub3r> Anone here that can help me?
#218 [00:42] <helponmac> it's checking right now
#219 [00:42] <|Kiikun|> ub3r: not if your relying on our telepathy.
#220 [00:42] <Jovet> only if you have problems with minecraft.
#221 [00:42] <ub3r> IS there a 1.0.0 server client out yet?
#222 [00:42] <Kealper> !server
#223 [00:42] <Jovet> server client is an oxymoron
#224 [00:43] <ub3r> I downloaded one from the minecraft website but thats not 1.0.0
#225 [00:43] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: actually it isnt. its just ignorance of what the words mean
#226 [00:43] <Jovet> download ^^^^ that one
#227 [00:43] <|Kiikun|> ub3r: that is the 1.0.0 server :/
#228 [00:43] <ub3r> thanks, il give it ago right now
#229 [00:43] <Jovet> (if server is an adjective it isn't, but then it means the same as "client")
#230 [00:44] <|Kiikun|> ok classic crashed :P
#231 [00:44] * |Kiikun| done
#231 [00:44] <ub3r> oh okay i got it too work :)
#232 [00:44] <Wug> so I got a dragon egg from the end
#233 [00:45] <|Kiikun|> Wug: piston jockey
#234 [00:45] <Wug> you can break it into a block with a piston
#235 [00:45] <Jovet> make an omlet.
#236 [00:45] <Wug> lol dragon omlette
#237 [00:45] <Wug> how the hell do you spell omlett
#238 [00:45] <Jovet> I can't remember.
#239 [00:45] <Wug> omelette*
#240 [00:45] <Wug> the internet says that is correct ^
#241 [00:45] <Jovet> that looks good. sounds good too.
#242 [00:45] <|Kiikun|> omle du fromage!
#243 [00:46] <Jovet> are you in Quebec, Kiikun? hah
#244 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> no.
#245 [00:46] <SinZ> http://mca.uk.to/img/SinZNew.png
#246 [00:46] * |Kiikun| likes Dexter's Lab
#246 [00:47] <Kealper> SinZ: now just transcribe it on to a computer D:
#247 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: want that Ilustratored?
#248 [00:47] <Jovet> or rendered?
#249 [00:48] <Jovet> I'm picturing gold and silver and dragony colored with lots of anime influence
#250 [00:49] <Wug> |kiikun| you are STEEEUUUUUUUUPID
#251 [00:49] <|Kiikun|> Wug: possibly :D
#252 [00:49] * Jovet chuckles.
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#253 [00:51] <Jovet> I knew that wasn't the real bob.
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#255 [00:52] <Jovet> wb helponmac
#256 [00:52] <helponmac> hey so i checked and i have the latest version of java and it won't work on chrome or safari or firefox
#257 [00:52] <helponmac> i just get 4 popups asking to run app and i click ok on all 4 and nothing happens
#258 [00:52] <Jovet> 4? I'd like to see a screen shot of that
#259 [00:53] <helponmac> ok h/o
#260 [00:53] <|Kiikun|> i thought it was 2 or 3 o.o;
#261 [00:54] * |Kiikun| blames mac for not working. *troll at Scott*
#261 [00:54] <Jovet> I wouldn't know, I don't use Macs.
#262 [00:54] <Scott> /kickban
#263 [00:54] <helponmac> well it turned out to be 4
#264 [00:54] <Jovet> hah, he's awake
#265 [00:54] <helponmac> 3 pop up quick
#266 [00:54] <helponmac> and the 4th comes a few seconds later
#267 [00:55] <helponmac> how do i show the pic?
#268 [00:55] <Scott> I'm really tired and just talking to my fiancé we're about to go pass out I think.
#269 [00:55] <Jovet> fiance? uh oh, I've heard about those
#270 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> Scott: ok go to bed :P
#271 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: imagur works
#272 [00:55] <Jovet> helponmac: an image hosting site usually works.
#273 [00:56] <Chaos_Theorist> e.g imgur.com
#274 [00:56] <Chaos_Theorist> http://www.imgur.com
#275 [00:56] <Jovet> like imgur.com
#276 [00:56] <Chaos_Theorist> ^
#277 [00:56] <Scott> Is this guy trying to play classic?
#278 [00:56] <Jovet> yes
#279 [00:57] <Scott> I do not think it's compatible.
#280 [00:57] <Scott> I never got it working on snow leopard or lion.
#281 [00:57] <Chaos_Theorist> Tried running webbrowser in WINE?
#282 [00:57] <Jovet> Java not compatible? hmm
#283 [00:58] <Scott> Chaos_Theorist: You're joking right?
#284 [00:58] <helponmac> wait
#285 [00:58] <helponmac> not compatible with a mac?
#286 [00:58] <Chaos_Theorist> I don't know, am I?
#287 [00:58] <Chaos_Theorist> You could try downloading WoM
#288 [00:58] <Chaos_Theorist> WoM client*
#289 [00:59] <Scott> Yes, helponmac. I don't think classic is compatible.
#290 [00:59] <Scott> I would suggest you try using the WoM client as well.
#291 [00:59] <helponmac> what is that?
#292 [00:59] <helponmac> what's WoM
#293 [00:59] <Scott> http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Game_Client
#294 [01:00] <Scott> Or you could buy the new Minecraft.
#295 [01:00] <Scott> Classic is dead and won't be updated anymore.
#296 [01:00] <Chaos_Theorist> Curse my dialup speed internet
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#298 [01:00] <AndrewPH> Scott: one of my admins has a mac and used to only be able to use the web client
#299 [01:00] <AndrewPH> [/nothelpingyourcase]
#300 [01:00] <AndrewPH> :p
#301 [01:00] <Scott> AndrewPH: On classic?
#302 [01:00] <AndrewPH> yes
#303 [01:00] <AndrewPH> on classic
#304 [01:00] <Scott> Well that's odd.
#305 [01:00] <AndrewPH> hence one of my admins
#306 [01:00] <Scott> It never works for me.
#307 [01:00] <Scott> never worked*
#308 [01:00] <Chaos_Theorist> Might have been different versions of Mac
#309 [01:00] <Scott> I don't bother messing with it anymore.
#310 [01:01] <helponmac> i want to play classic first so i know if i want to buy the new one
#311 [01:01] <Scott> Well, that's not going to help.
#312 [01:01] <Jovet> the Demo is PC only right?
#313 [01:01] <Scott> The game is very different.
#314 [01:02] <Jovet> I played with the Classic version for a long time before I finally decided to buy it
#315 [01:02] <|Kiikun|> cant the pc demo be finagled onto mac?
#316 [01:02] <Wug> |kiikun| not willingly
#317 [01:02] <Wug> but I did do it
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#319 [01:03] <Scott> I wish they would keep an up to date demo
#320 [01:03] <Jovet> I wish a lot of things :-/
#321 [01:03] <|Kiikun|> or atleast a 2-month-old-version demo
#322 [01:03] <Jovet> it's still a lot newer than Classic though
#323 [01:03] <Chaos_Theorist> www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/+
#324 [01:03] <Chaos_Theorist> www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#325 [01:04] <kendle> can you play minecraft on a visio tablet
#326 [01:04] <Jovet> helponmac: Are you creative? Do you enjoy timesinks? If so you'll like Minecraft.
#327 [01:04] <helponmac> can i build a plane?
#328 [01:04] <Scott> visio tablet?
#329 [01:04] <Chaos_Theorist> Right. Reinstalling Morrowind for the third time today.
#330 [01:05] <helponmac> i saw people building boats
#331 [01:05] <Scott> does it run… linux/mac os x/windows?
#332 [01:05] <Jovet> helponmac: you can build what looks like a plane, sure. but it won't fly.
#333 [01:05] <Scott> There are plane mods though
#334 [01:05] <|Kiikun|> helponmac: you can build a visual facimilie of a plane that wont actually move
#335 [01:05] <|Kiikun|> ^
#336 [01:05] <helponmac> well wait you can make boats that float
#337 [01:05] <Jovet> true
#338 [01:05] <helponmac> i saw a rollercoaster mod
#339 [01:05] <|Kiikun|> minecarts dont need a mod :P
#340 [01:05] <Jovet> there are all sorts of mods; some work beter than others
#341 [01:06] <Jovet> yeah they are not a mod because they're supposed to be used for carrying mining loot. though they're kinda crap in that regard
#342 [01:07] <Chaos_Theorist> Here's a couple month old demo: www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#343 [01:07] <Jovet> it won't work on a mac though, not w/o fanagaling
#344 [01:07] <Chaos_Theorist> Meh
#345 [01:08] <Jovet> yeah
#346 [01:08] <|Kiikun|> as in ..cracking it open and beating ti with a stick til it works :P
#347 [01:08] <Scott> well i'm going to sleep
#348 [01:08] <Scott> byeee!
#349 [01:08] <Jovet> "sleep" ;) nite
#350 [01:08] * Kealper waves
#350 [01:08] <helponmac> hey WoM works
#351 [01:08] <helponmac> thank you
#352 [01:08] <Jovet> yay
#353 [01:09] <Chaos_Theorist> Okay, you're welcome.
#354 [01:09] <Jovet> just remember, Classic is as Minecraft was a year and a half ago or so
#355 [01:10] * Kealper messes with protocol-level UPnP
#355 [01:10] * Jovet can't watch.
#355 [01:11] <Jovet> you know, "UPn" makes me need to go to the bathroom....
#356 [01:11] <Kealper> lol
#357 [01:11] <Kealper> when i see UP i think yooper :/
#358 [01:11] <Kealper> because i'm just a hardcore Michigander like that
#359 [01:12] <Jovet> meh @ Michigan ;)
#360 [01:12] <Jovet> where do you live Wug?
#361 [01:12] <|Kiikun|> theyre all hands :P
#362 [01:12] * |Kiichan|Schala| [|Kiichan|Schala|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#363 [01:12] * Wug looks at host
#363 [01:12] <Wug> I'll give you a hint
#364 [01:13] <Jovet> oh
#365 [01:13] <|Kiikun|> herp derp
#366 [01:13] <Wug> did I mention
#367 [01:13] <Jovet> I've no idea what that means.
#368 [01:13] <Kealper> somewhere in a school lol
#369 [01:13] <Wug> that there is a goddanm flying squirrel in this room with me
#370 [01:13] <Wug> ;host
#371 [01:13] <WugBot> Hostname of Wug is: wugserv.student.rit.edu
#372 [01:13] <Wug> >rit.edu
#373 [01:13] <Jovet> I had to look up with RIT is
#374 [01:14] <Jovet> now I know.
#375 [01:14] <Wug> you can pin me on google maps within 1/2 a mile
#376 [01:14] <Kealper> Wug: they let you have your own subdomains? lol
#377 [01:14] <Wug> no Kealper, they use a single IP address for each student. at a tech school.
#378 [01:14] <|Kiikun|> its technicly a sub subdomain...
#379 [01:14] <Jovet> Wug is on some interesting channels
#380 [01:14] <Wug> you shouldve seen it before I restarted my bouncer
#381 [01:15] <Jovet> that's what She said
#382 [01:15] <Wug> Kealper: yes, we get our own. we get to pick them and everything
#383 [01:15] <Jovet> Wug must be your age.
#384 [01:15] * Jovet suddenly feels old again.
#384 [01:15] <Kealper> Wug: fancy
#385 [01:15] <Kealper> Jovet: don't worry, you are lol
#386 [01:15] <Jovet> I know :-/
#387 [01:15] <Wug> Jovet: how old are you
#388 [01:16] <Jovet> 53
#389 [01:16] <Wug> yep, you;re old
#390 [01:16] <Wug> ;)
#391 [01:16] <Jovet> or 35
#392 [01:16] <Jovet> I'm lysdexic.
#393 [01:16] <Kealper> lol
#394 [01:16] <Wug> ... thats not as old
#395 [01:16] <Wug> but its still almost twice as old as I am
#396 [01:17] * Jovet cries into his manboobs.
#396 [01:17] <|Kiikun|> lol
#397 [01:17] <Kealper> Wug: you're only 18? youngin'
#398 [01:17] * |Kiikun| is close.
#398 [01:17] <|Kiikun|> 29 :/
#399 [01:17] * |Kiikun| likes being 3^3!!
#399 [01:17] <Wug> I'm not 18, who told you that
#400 [01:17] <Kealper> either 18 or 19 D:
#401 [01:17] <Wug> when I said "almost"
#402 [01:17] <|Kiikun|> 35/2
#403 [01:17] <Jovet> but she looked like she was 18
#404 [01:18] <Wug> I meant "almost" as in "within 5 years"
#405 [01:18] <Wug> I'm 20
#406 [01:18] <Kealper> oh... so you still can't go to the bar D:
#407 [01:18] <Jovet> I knew it.
#408 [01:18] <Jovet> Bars are overrated.
#409 [01:19] <Jovet> unless they're jail bars
#410 [01:19] <Kealper> yes, drinking at home with a forever alone face on is the way to go!
#411 [01:19] <Jovet> and you don't have to drive after
#412 [01:19] <Kealper> now the question at hand is...
#413 [01:19] * Wug actually has 0 interest in drinking
#413 [01:20] <Jovet> that's coz you're nerdy, Wug. you go to RIT for god's sake ;)
#414 [01:20] <Kealper> lol
#415 [01:20] <Jovet> if you had no future you'd be a lush and a half.
#416 [01:20] <Wug> lul
#417 [01:20] * Jovet wonders, by that logic, why he isn't drinking right now?
#417 [01:21] * Wug wonders how old kealper is
#417 [01:21] <Jovet> he's older than me
#418 [01:21] <Wug> kealper is an old coot then :3
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#420 [01:21] <Jovet> old cooties maybe
#421 [01:22] * mib_q5dr2n [mib_q5dr2n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#422 [01:22] <Chaos_Theorist> Back
#423 [01:22] <Wug> keaaaaaaallper :3
#424 [01:22] <Jovet> fast eater
#425 [01:22] <Wug> how old is?
#426 [01:22] <Chaos_Theorist> Yeah
#427 [01:22] <Chaos_Theorist> It was good
#428 [01:22] <Jovet> that's what mommys are for ;)
#429 [01:22] <Wug> also sqozza is 15
#430 [01:23] <Jovet> umm okay? who's that?
#431 [01:23] <Wug> hes an op in #minecraft
#432 [01:23] <Jovet> oh
#433 [01:23] <Wug> you wouldnt know it though, he behaves like he's older
#434 [01:23] <Wug> Kealper: stop pretending to be afk
#435 [01:23] <Jovet> yeah he acts like an old man, like me
#436 [01:24] <Kealper> do what
#437 [01:24] <Wug> how old are you
#438 [01:24] <Kealper> i was afk deciding if i wanted alcohol or ice cream
#439 [01:24] <Kealper> 21
#440 [01:24] <Wug> and out of curiosity, how old did you think I was
#441 [01:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Ice cream
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#443 [01:24] <Jovet> I vote ice cream.
#444 [01:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Jovet is an old man
#445 [01:24] <Kealper> i voted ice cream too D:
#446 [01:24] <Chaos_Theorist> woman*
#447 [01:24] <Wug> Kealper: mix them :3
#448 [01:24] <Kealper> Wug: uhh... somewhere between 18 and 21
#449 [01:24] <|Kiikun|> bacon icecream!
#450 [01:24] <Wug> iced booze
#451 [01:24] <Kealper> Wug: nooooooooooooo
#452 [01:24] <Kealper> i've done that before
#453 [01:24] <Kealper> dpm
#454 [01:24] * Wug kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
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#456 [01:24] <Kealper> don't*
#457 [01:25] <Wug> ....
#458 [01:25] <Wug> umm
#459 [01:25] <Chaos_Theorist> Eh?
#460 [01:25] <|Kiikun|> ... wtf? vox banned gv?
#461 [01:25] <Wug> goddamnit
#462 [01:25] <Kealper> wat
#463 [01:25] <Wug> he said a certain website earlier
#464 [01:25] <Wug> one that vox autobans for
#465 [01:25] <|Kiikun|> ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
#466 [01:25] <Wug> I'd remove it but I cant seem to dcc
#467 [01:25] <Kealper> let me take a guess
#468 [01:26] <|Kiikun|> and aubot ignores
#469 [01:26] <Wug> dont.
#470 [01:26] <Kealper> i was going to sacrifice aubot rofl
#471 [01:26] * |Kiikun| tries to mute kealper!!
#471 [01:26] <Wug> wouldnt work anyway since hes an op
#472 [01:26] <|Kiikun|> i know :P
#473 [01:26] <Chaos_Theorist> What's q mode?
#474 [01:26] <Kealper> quiet
#475 [01:26] <|Kiikun|> the qs! they do nothing!
#476 [01:26] <Kealper> mutes non-awesome people
#477 [01:26] <Wug> cant send to channel
#478 [01:26] <Jovet> no talkie
#479 [01:27] <|Kiikun|> see? :D
#480 [01:27] <Kealper> lol
#481 [01:27] <Wug> hrrm
#482 [01:27] * |Kiikun| diddles
#482 [01:27] <Jovet> I've had to relearn all my IRC knowledge. it's been a while for me. *embarassed*
#483 [01:27] <Wug> .....
#484 [01:27] <Chaos_Theorist> Danke.
#485 [01:27] * Wug disables windows firewall
#485 [01:27] <Jovet> omg no!! not that, anything but that!
#486 [01:27] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: its technicly a nonstandard mode.
#487 [01:28] <Wug> ... its not on anyway
#488 [01:28] <Kealper> Jovet: it's ok, +q is sort of unique to this network, a lot of others have +q as channel owner
#489 [01:28] * Wug disables norton
#489 [01:28] * |Kiikun| disables Spybot
#489 [01:28] <Jovet> that would be why I didn't remember that yesterday
#490 [01:28] * Chaos_Theorist opens all ports
#490 [01:28] <Jovet> you guys are undressing your computers
#491 [01:29] * Kealper takes his computer's side off
#491 [01:29] <Jovet> I can't help but look
#492 [01:29] <Jovet> I like seeing computhers naked.
#493 [01:29] * Chaos_Theorist douses his pc in lighter fluid
#493 [01:29] * |Kiikun| decases laptop
#493 [01:29] <Jovet> uhh keep your pants on please :P
#494 [01:29] <Chaos_Theorist> I'm not sure whether or not that is a word and the correct word that I used
#495 [01:29] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: what pants? :P
#496 [01:29] <Chaos_Theorist> These pants.
#497 [01:29] * Jovet bangs head on desk.
#497 [01:29] * Wug rips computer out of wall and plugs directly into modem
#497 [01:30] <Kealper> i'd take some nudes of it with it's side off and fancy bits hanging in the breeze, but i don't have a camera with flash
#498 [01:30] * Chaos_Theorist holds up Kiikun's pants
#498 [01:30] <Jovet> no wonder I feel at home here, you guys are freaky
#499 [01:30] <Kealper> lol
#500 [01:30] <Kealper> irc: it's addicting
#501 [01:30] <Chaos_Theorist> Weeeee.
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#503 [01:31] <Wug> lul
#504 [01:31] <Jovet> no, porn is addicting. IRC is just entertaining.
#505 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: got you covered for compporn: http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/sennyotai/computer/Windam/
#506 [01:31] <Chaos_Theorist> I wonder if there's a subreddit for PC porn
#507 [01:31] <Kealper> :o
#508 [01:31] <Tharalo> Greetings....
#509 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> Tharalo: ellos :D
#510 [01:31] <Kealper> Tharalo: ROFL.... hi
#511 [01:31] <Chaos_Theorist> G'day.
#512 [01:32] <Kealper> you might have came in here durring a slow spot in activity :P
#513 [01:32] <Tharalo> Is anybody here who runs RedPower on a Bukkit server ?
#514 [01:32] <Wug> dickboobs
#515 [01:32] <Chaos_Theorist> http://www.reddit.com/r/computerporn
#516 [01:32] <Kealper> Tharalo: no, but #bukkit might have someone who does
#517 [01:32] <Wug> :bukkit > Tharalo
#518 [01:32] <WugBot> Tharalo: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#519 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> Tharalo: or #smp
#520 [01:33] <Wug> just out of curiosity...
#521 [01:33] <Tharalo> ah, ok...
#522 [01:33] <Wug> test: Is anybody here who runs RedPower on a Bukkit server
#523 [01:33] * Wug baps bot
#523 [01:33] <Chaos_Theorist> :bukkit > me
#524 [01:33] <WugBot> me: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#525 [01:33] <Kealper> autofactoid, where are thou?
#526 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> WugBot: where server for bukkit and redpoer playingness?
#527 [01:33] <Wug> ;module autofactoid add bukkit Is anybody here who runs RedPower on a Bukkit server
#528 [01:33] <WugBot> "is anybody here who runs redpower on a bukkit server" added to entry for "bukkit".
#529 [01:34] <Wug> I'm glad I added that
#530 [01:34] <Wug> test: Is anybody here who runs RedPower on a Bukkit server
#531 [01:34] <WugBot> Wug: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#532 [01:34] <Wug> its like direct brain access
#533 [01:34] <Kealper> it still makes my head hurt thinking how that works
#534 [01:34] <Kealper> unless you cheated
#535 [01:34] <Kealper> and are actually doing it some super ghetto way lol
#536 [01:34] <Wug> its fairly sophisticated
#537 [01:34] <TheNoodle> lol
#538 [01:35] <Chaos_Theorist> Is there anybody here who runs RedPower on a Bukkit server?
#539 [01:35] <WugBot> Chaos_Theorist: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
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#541 [01:35] <Kealper> hmm
#542 [01:35] <Chaos_Theorist> Alright then.
#543 [01:35] <Kealper> lemme test it
#544 [01:35] <Wug> is there anyone here who runs some random stupid plugin on a Bukkit server
#545 [01:35] <WugBot> Wug: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#546 [01:35] <Kealper> hey, does anyone run the bukkit plugin redpower?
#547 [01:35] * Kealper wins
#547 [01:35] <Wug> not close enough
#548 [01:36] <Wug> :bukkit > Kealper
#549 [01:36] <WugBot> Kealper: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#550 [01:36] <WugBot> Kealper: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#551 [01:36] * Tharalo [Tharalo@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#552 [01:36] <Wug> hey, does anyone run the bukkit plugin redpower?
#553 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> who has a bukkit server with plugins?
#554 [01:36] * Wug punts bot
#554 [01:36] <Chaos_Theorist> Is there anybody here who Kealper while riding a motorcycle in Taiwan in Bukkit server?
#555 [01:36] <Chaos_Theorist> I think you broke it
#556 [01:36] <Wug> it seems lately to be not picking up stuff when it should be
#557 [01:36] <Chaos_Theorist> Or I broke it
#558 [01:36] * Jovet catches up.
#558 [01:36] <Wug> I probably just broke the database logic a little bit or something
#559 [01:37] <Kealper> Jovet: wugbot does some voodoo to try and answer people's questions before we can, but it's being dumb right now
#560 [01:37] <Wug> but its ok because I can just forcibly add it
#561 [01:37] <Wug> we're no strangers to love
#562 [01:37] <Wug> ;+ astley1 you know the rules and so do I
#563 [01:37] <WugBot> Done.
#564 [01:37] <Wug> we're no strangers to love
#565 [01:37] <WugBot> Wug: (astley1) you know the rules and so do I
#566 [01:37] <Wug> heh
#567 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> Artificial Retardity
#568 [01:37] <Wug> ;- astley1
#569 [01:37] <WugBot> Done.
#570 [01:38] <Chaos_Theorist> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of?
#571 [01:38] <Wug> also narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
#572 [01:38] <Wug> :narwhals
#573 [01:38] <Chaos_Theorist> Causing a commotion?
#574 [01:38] <Wug> :<
#575 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> what's new pussycat wooowowooooo
#576 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#578 [01:38] <Wug> I deleted all those
#579 [01:38] <Wug> I mustve been pissed or soemthing
#580 [01:38] <Kealper> lol
#581 [01:38] <Chaos_Theorist> :help
#582 [01:38] <Wug> Chaos_Theorist: ;help
#583 [01:38] <Chaos_Theorist> Needs a list of commands
#584 [01:38] <Chaos_Theorist> Or something
#585 [01:39] <|Kiikun|> ;help
#586 [01:39] <Wug> but its broken, the list of commands overruns the line length
#587 [01:39] <Chaos_Theorist> Ah.
#588 [01:39] <Wug> so it only shows about 1/2 of them
#589 [01:39] <Wug> factoid database can be searched with ;search though
#590 [01:39] <Wug> ;search java
#591 [01:39] <WugBot> Matches for "java": check/java j7 java java/archive java/reg java/version/cmd
#592 [01:39] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search boobs
#593 [01:39] <WugBot> Matches for "boobs": No results
#594 [01:39] <Chaos_Theorist> Aww.
#595 [01:39] <Kealper> lol
#596 [01:39] <Wug> ;+ boobs boobs
#597 [01:39] <WugBot> Done.
#598 [01:39] <Wug> ;search boobs
#599 [01:39] <WugBot> Matches for "boobs": boobs
#600 [01:39] <Jovet> ;search Notch
#601 [01:39] <WugBot> Matches for "Notch": No results
#602 [01:39] <Wug> ;- boobs
#603 [01:39] <WugBot> Done.
#604 [01:40] <Wug> :wugbot
#605 [01:40] <WugBot> wugbot: Wugbot is wug's bot. It's still actively in development. It is written in c++ with no external libraries (only STL). Its source code is about 305kB, in 143 files, and compiles to an executable 834kB in size.
#606 [01:40] <Wug> general info
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#608 [01:40] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search astley
#609 [01:40] <WugBot> Matches for "astley": No results
#610 [01:40] <Kealper> Wug: how long is compile time?
#611 [01:40] <Wug> Kealper: oh god
#612 [01:40] <Jovet> who needs comp porn when you guys got all your docile bot girls
#613 [01:40] <Wug> forever, but thats because I compile it on the computer its running on
#614 [01:40] <Wug> :specs
#615 [01:40] <Wug> ;search specs
#616 [01:40] <WugBot> Matches for "specs": No results
#617 [01:41] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search spec
#618 [01:41] <WugBot> Matches for "spec": ! bukkit hamachi mc/defaultport win/key
#619 [01:41] <|Kiikun|> ;flags
#620 [01:41] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search
#621 [01:41] <WugBot> Matches for "": ! 1.0 1.9 10.5.8 ;+ ar avira beep bondedi bondedix bongame bonirc bonvps bonweb bot browsers bukkit cantconnect changenick check check/java client daw debug directions doop dx firefox flood/protection flying forceupdate fu game/online google greyvulpine hamachi hims j j7 java java/archive java/reg java/version/cmd login/manual mc/defaultport mc/stats mcedit mch/stats mch/webchat mclol minequery mods moreram mu name/change newegg
#622 [01:41] <|Kiikun|> :<
#623 [01:41] <Wug>
specs

#624 [01:41] <Jovet> I test out the newegg one.
#625 [01:41] <Wug> -WugBot- 1GHz pentium II, 384MB RAM, Voodoo Banshee 3 AGP graphics processor, runs minecraft
#626 [01:42] <Chaos_Theorist> :hamachi
#627 [01:42] <WugBot> hamachi: Hamachi is sofrware designed to emulate a local area network over the internet. It can be used in specific situations to allow software that only works over such a local network to work over the internet.
#628 [01:42] <WugBot> hamachi: Minecraft Servers work fine over the internet without hamachi (if they're set up correctly). Hamachi does nothing that minecraft does not already do, except add extra complications.
#629 [01:42] <Wug> ;ctcp-resp derp herp
#630 [01:42] <WugBot> CTCP response for DERP set to: herp
#631 [01:42] <Wug> ;ctcp-resp herp derp
#632 [01:42] <WugBot> CTCP response for HERP set to: derp
#633 [01:42] <Chaos_Theorist> Herp
#634 [01:42] <Chaos_Theorist> :herp
#635 [01:42] <Chaos_Theorist> What
#636 [01:42] <|Kiikun|> lol
#637 [01:42] <Wug> use /ctcp wugbot derp
#638 [01:43] <Chaos_Theorist> Annnd what?
#639 [01:43] <Jovet> I'm such a renewb.
#640 [01:43] <Chaos_Theorist> What is supposed to happen?
#641 [01:43] <Wug> and it replies with herp
#642 [01:43] <Chaos_Theorist> But it didn't
#643 [01:43] <|Kiikun|> [01:42] -> [WugBot] DERP
#644 [01:43] <|Kiikun|> [01:42] [WugBot herp reply]
#645 [01:43] <Wug> what was I doing
#646 [01:43] <Wug> OH YEAH
#647 [01:44] <Wug> ...crap
#648 [01:44] <|Kiikun|> Wug: being easilyl distracted?
#649 [01:44] <Chaos_Theorist> :j7
#650 [01:44] <WugBot> j7: You can try java 7 here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-7u1-download-513652.html
#651 [01:44] <Chaos_Theorist> Oh, that's where it's hiding
#652 [01:44] <Jovet> I wondered that meself
#653 [01:44] * Wug attempts to break into other computer to get saved website passwords from browser data
#653 [01:44] <Chaos_Theorist> Good luc
#654 [01:44] <Chaos_Theorist> k
#655 [01:44] <Chaos_Theorist> You can get browser addons for that type of thing
#656 [01:45] <|Kiikun|> ;hug Chaos_Theorist
#657 [01:45] * WugBot hugs Chaos_Theorist
#657 [01:45] <Jovet> ;hug God
#658 [01:45] * WugBot hugs God
#658 [01:45] <Chaos_Theorist> lol
#659 [01:45] <Jovet> ;help
#660 [01:45] <Chaos_Theorist> You have to ;search stuff
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#662 [01:45] <Chaos_Theorist> !paid ooga
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#664 [01:46] <ooga> hello
#665 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> Sup
#666 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> ooga: hi. ignore the peons
#667 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> :(
#668 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> :P
#669 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> But we're here to help
#670 [01:46] <ooga> is there any admins that can lookup accounts?
#671 [01:46] * Wug opens putty and types obnoxiously long password
#671 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> Sort of not really
#672 [01:46] * Jovet is now known as peon82634
#672 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> ?? accounts
#673 [01:46] <VoxelHead> accounts: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#674 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> ;mojang
#675 [01:46] <Wug> ooga: no, but you can recover them if you know the email address associated with them
#676 [01:46] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search mojang
#677 [01:46] <WugBot> Matches for "mojang": No results
#678 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> :senduser
#679 [01:46] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#680 [01:47] <ooga> that is the prob
#681 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> :resetpass
#682 [01:47] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#683 [01:47] <Chaos_Theorist> We are not associated with Mojang.
#684 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> ooga: lost the email?
#685 [01:47] <Wug> well, we're associated, but we dont work for
#686 [01:47] <ooga> i dont know if the ooga account is the one i created years ago
#687 [01:47] <ooga> ok
#688 [01:47] <Chaos_Theorist> Well it says the account ooga has not paid for Minecraft
#689 [01:47] <Wug> ooga: what do you think it is
#690 [01:47] <Wug> and have you paid for it
#691 [01:47] <ooga> nope
#692 [01:48] <ooga> i made a free account a long time ago and just wanted to keep the name
#693 [01:48] <|Kiikun|> !paid nope
#694 [01:48] <|Kiikun|> :P
#695 [01:48] <Kealper> oh gosh
#696 [01:48] <Wug> HOLY DICKBOOBS
#697 [01:48] <Wug> I can run chrome over ssh
#698 [01:48] <Kealper> i just borked my screen session
#699 [01:48] <Wug> router password, you are mine
#700 [01:48] <|Kiikun|> .... lol
#701 [01:49] <Kealper> don't try pasting in ascii char 001 into a screen session....
#702 [01:49] <Jovet> what are dickboobs?
#703 [01:49] <Chaos_Theorist> ;search a
#704 [01:49] <WugBot> Matches for "a": ! 1.0 ;+ ar avira bondedi bondedix bongame bonirc bonvps bonweb bot browsers bukkit cantconnect changenick check check/java client daw debug directions dx firefox flood/protection flying forceupdate fu game/online google greyvulpine hamachi hims j j7 java java/archive java/reg java/version/cmd login/manual mc/defaultport mc/stats mcedit mch/stats mch/webchat mclol minequery mods moreram name/change notjustops offline old/mac ome
#705 [01:49] <Chaos_Theorist> ;google
#706 [01:49] <Chaos_Theorist> :google
#707 [01:49] <WugBot> google: Google has this really cool search engine that can find information really fast. http://google.com
#708 [01:50] <Chaos_Theorist> Niiice.
#709 [01:50] <Jovet> Chaos: open a query window
#710 [01:50] <Chaos_Theorist> To what?
#711 [01:50] <Wug> Jovet: you're sure you want to know
#712 [01:50] <Chaos_Theorist> Oh, right
#713 [01:50] <Jovet> to WugBot. we don't need to read all that ;)
#714 [01:50] <Chaos_Theorist> Ok
#715 [01:50] <SinZ> http://snpr.cm/awQCPN.png
#716 [01:50] <SinZ> feedback plz
#717 [01:50] <ooga> there
#718 [01:50] <|Kiikun|> :flying <
#719 [01:50] <WugBot> flying: To fly in 1.8 make sure that your single player or server is set to creative mode. You can tell when it is by the absence of a health bar. To enter fly mode double tap space (your jump key). Once you are flying use space to ascend and shift to descend.
#720 [01:51] <ooga> found the account is not mine :\ oh well
#721 [01:51] <|Kiikun|> oh :P
#722 [01:51] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: you dont want to know.
#723 [01:51] <Jovet> yes I do
#724 [01:51] <Jovet> yes I do
#725 [01:51] * ooga [ooga@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#726 [01:51] <Jovet> I'm an expert with both after all
#727 [01:52] <SinZ> Im invisible, arnt I =P
#728 [01:52] * TheNoodle nods
#728 [01:52] <SinZ> thought so
#729 [01:52] <Jovet> try #opinionsneeded
#730 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dickboob
#731 [01:52] <SinZ> meh, here is easier
#732 [01:52] <Wug> SHIT I mustve deleted it
#733 [01:52] <Jovet> Wug == |Kiikum|
#734 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> :P
#735 [01:52] <Kealper> ok... disaster averted....
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#737 [01:53] <Kealper> almost had to restart irssi
#738 [01:53] <Jovet> whew, I'm so relieved it didn't come to that!
#739 [01:53] <Kealper> also, please keep the excessive not-PG-13 content to a minimum
#740 [01:53] <Wug> Kealper:

#741 [01:53] <SinZ> Kealper: http://snpr.cm/awQCPN.png Feedback please!
#742 [01:54] <Kealper> SinZ: :o
#743 [01:54] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: too dark.
#744 [01:54] <Chaos_Theorist> I'm waiting for it to load SinZ
#745 [01:54] <Kealper> SinZ: das nais
#746 [01:54] <Chaos_Theorist> 12 KB/s internet ain't doing it for me
#747 [01:54] <Kealper> Chaos_Theorist: want some of my 3MB/s internet?
#748 [01:54] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes.
#749 [01:55] <SinZ> |Kiikun|: well, SinZ tends to be dark, since its meaning is a bad deed =P
#750 [01:55] <Wug> chrome over ssh is slow as balls
#751 [01:55] * Kealper tries to give Chaos_Theorist some internets
#751 [01:55] * Chaos_Theorist tries to recieve some internets
#751 [01:55] <Jovet> DCC fail.
#752 [01:55] <Kealper> ^
#753 [01:55] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: im just lookign at it from a Graphic Design POV. the red and black are ok.. its the backgroudn that needs to be just a few tweeks lighter to make it stand out more
#754 [01:56] <Kealper> * DCC SEND timeout to Chaos_Theorist
#755 [01:56] <SinZ> so slightly brighter backround
#756 [01:56] <Wug> you know what fine.
#757 [01:56] <Chaos_Theorist> And what be that Kealper?
#758 [01:56] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: thats... 80% grey?
#759 [01:56] <Kealper> Chaos_Theorist: it was an IRC joke lol.. a DCC Send is how you transfer files to people via IRC
#760 [01:57] <SinZ> |Kiikun| 17171717
#761 [01:57] <Chaos_Theorist> Okay then.
#762 [01:57] <Jovet> files, or, innernets, whichever.
#763 [01:57] <SinZ> #17171717, close enough
#764 [01:57] <Jovet> alpha of 0x17? :-?
#765 [01:57] <Kealper> i'm actually... kind of tired
#766 [01:58] <SinZ> #171717
#767 [01:58] <Jovet> let me guess, you have a headache too? you promised!
#768 [01:58] <Kealper> ^
#769 [01:58] <Wug> god damnit
#770 [01:58] <SinZ> and the Z is bloodred #610000
#771 [01:58] <Jovet> try #333333
#772 [01:59] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: seriously.. thats darker than 90%...
#773 [01:59] <Jovet> it's 11%
#774 [02:00] <|Kiikun|> yeah. #333333 looks good.
#775 [02:00] <SinZ> http://snpr.cm/b28JQ9.png
#776 [02:00] <Wug> shboobs
#777 [02:00] <Wug> you know what, fine
#778 [02:00] * Wug VNCs into bouncer computer, starts xchat, and dccs voxelhead
#778 [02:00] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: looks nice :D
#779 [02:00] <SinZ> now to use this for a school project =P
#780 [02:00] <Jovet> if it were me I'd tint the bg red a bit
#781 [02:00] <SinZ> as a logo
#782 [02:01] <Jovet> but that's me
#783 [02:01] <|Kiikun|> logo? :D http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/sennyotai/Untitled-1.png
#784 [02:02] <Chaos_Theorist> How do you get WugBot to direct a message at someone?
#785 [02:02] <Jovet> real men make .svg logos
#786 [02:02] <|Kiikun|> :derp > Chaos_Theorist
#787 [02:02] <Chaos_Theorist> ok
#788 [02:02] <Wug> ;+ derp With this syntax: :factoid > person
#789 [02:02] <WugBot> Done.
#790 [02:03] * Jovet wonders if stdin works too ;)
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#791 [02:03] <Wug> <Chaos_Theorist> How do you get WugBot to direct a message at someone?
#792 [02:03] <Wug> bad wugbot
#793 [02:03] <|Kiikun|> lol
#794 [02:04] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: imma add some antialiasing to your logo
#795 [02:04] <Chaos_Theorist> :troll > Wug
#796 [02:04] <WugBot> Wug: (troll) hurr durr
#797 [02:04] <WugBot> Wug: (troll) herp derp
#798 [02:04] <Wug> god boob damnit
#799 [02:04] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: yeah i know :P i got the original in Illustrator though so i can resize it for eternity
#800 [02:05] <NotWug> vox is a boob.
#801 [02:05] <|Kiikun|> wug is obsessed with boobs... and dickboobs.
#802 [02:05] <Chaos_Theorist> Should invest in dickbutts
#803 [02:05] <Jovet> not a surprsie, he's 20.
#804 [02:05] <Kealper> http://i.imgur.com/U9eY7.png my OCD can live with this
#805 [02:05] <Jovet> those are fun Chaos
#806 [02:06] <Kealper> wait
#807 [02:06] <|Kiikun|> lol
#808 [02:06] <Kealper> my OCD can't live with that
#809 [02:06] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: OCD this http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/sennyotai/Minecraft/World-in-Hand.jpg
#810 [02:06] <|Kiikun|> :P
#811 [02:06] <Chaos_Theorist> Can I borrow some internet to see that?
#812 [02:06] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: i can slo give you the .AI for the guild logo
#813 [02:06] * NotWug last resorts
#813 [02:06] <Kealper> ANTIALIAS ALL THE THINGS
#814 [02:07] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: and that image is epic...
#815 [02:07] * |Kiikun| likes Eric Fullerton's songs :P
#815 [02:08] <SinZ> |Kiikun|: do mine =D
#816 [02:08] <SinZ> http://mca.uk.to/SinZNew.png
#817 [02:08] <SinZ> http://mca.uk.to/img/SinZNew.png
#818 [02:08] <SinZ> was the raw one before I messed with it
#819 [02:08] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: i wouldnt beable to get the dirty edge you got :P
#820 [02:09] <SinZ> "Dirty"
#821 [02:09] <SinZ> ?
#822 [02:09] <|Kiikun|> well.. unless i used a stroke edge
#823 [02:09] <SinZ> you mean the layers?
#824 [02:09] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: the bloodsplatter effect
#825 [02:10] <SinZ> where?
#826 [02:10] <NotWug> hmm. I dont seem to have admin privilages on vox anymore anyway
#827 [02:10] <|Kiikun|> alogn the edges o.o
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#829 [02:10] <|Kiikun|> in your colored version
#830 [02:10] <SinZ> Oh that
#831 [02:10] * |Kiikun| loading it in photoshop and AI anyway
#831 [02:10] <SinZ> That was a horrible magic wand to do the backround =P
#832 [02:11] <Kealper> http://i.imgur.com/7Va9K.png NOW my OCD can live with that
#833 [02:11] <Kealper> had to wait for Paint.NET to apply an update before i could fix it lol
#834 [02:11] <|Kiikun|> >>>
#835 [02:11] <Chaos_Theorist> lul
#836 [02:11] <Jovet> uhh what's the difference Kealper?
#837 [02:11] <Chaos_Theorist> I don't like that
#838 [02:11] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: you did hear when i said i have it as an illustrator file, right?
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#840 [02:12] * |Kiikun| can make it bilboard sized without care! :D
#840 [02:12] <Wug> oh wait. derp
#841 [02:12] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: but knowing that image wasn't antialiased bugged me D:
#842 [02:12] <Wug> ugh this font is fugly
#843 [02:12] <|Kiikun|> lol. okok
#844 [02:12] <Jovet> stop using Comic Sans Wug
#845 [02:13] <Kealper> so
#846 [02:13] <NotWug> its not comic sans
#847 [02:13] <Chaos_Theorist> Stop using wingdings
#848 [02:13] <NotWug> its whatever font xming picked
#849 [02:13] <Kealper> i'm using Firefox 11
#850 [02:13] <NotWug> wugdugs*
#851 [02:13] <Kealper> and with this past update that was just applied
#852 [02:13] <Kealper> all of my addons that were disabled because they didn't support my version just started working
#853 [02:14] <Kealper> and these are like... addons i haven't touched or could enable for like a year...
#854 [02:14] <Jovet> neat story!
#855 [02:14] <SinZ> |Kiikun| want the .psd?
#856 [02:14] <SinZ> for SinZNew
#857 [02:14] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: trying to vectorize it in illustrator first :3
#858 [02:15] * Kealper thinks something drastic might have changed with how Firefox handles addons that some how makes them just magically work D:
#858 [02:15] <Jovet> I plead ignorance because I know Mozilla is insane but I've never heard of FF 11.
#859 [02:16] <Chaos_Theorist> Victory.
#860 [02:16] <Wug> hrrm what else
#861 [02:16] <Kealper> Jovet: nightly development builds
#862 [02:16] <Kealper> features people are just now "wowing" about i've had for ages now </hipster>
#863 [02:16] <Kealper> lol
#864 [02:17] <SinZ> ff11?!
#865 [02:17] <SinZ> It was ff4 at the start of the year
#866 [02:17] <Wug> Kealper: bt you had them before they were cool too
#867 [02:17] <Kealper> ^
#868 [02:17] <Jovet> I'm just totally speechless.
#869 [02:17] <Wug> do you remember how to add a recognized host to voxelhead
#870 [02:17] <Wug> because it hates me
#871 [02:17] <Kealper> i don't even know how to use anything with vox lol
#872 [02:17] <Wug> guess thats a no then
#873 [02:18] <Jovet> my distaste for the Mozilla foundation can't even be formed into words.
#874 [02:18] <Chaos_Theorist> Wug, why does WugBot recomment Oprah?
#875 [02:19] <Wug> I dont like firefox much
#876 [02:19] <Chaos_Theorist> recommend*
#877 [02:19] <rymate1234> Kealper: link to nightly builds? :3
#878 [02:19] <NotWug> because its not internet explorer
#879 [02:19] <Jovet> I liked it until they made it look like Chrome with version numbers like IE.
#880 [02:19] <NotWug> and hell, its an ok browser
#881 [02:19] <Chaos_Theorist> I suppsoe
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#883 [02:19] <Kealper> http://nightly.mozilla.org be warned... i hope you like Firefox updating like once a day
#884 [02:19] <Chaos_Theorist> But I like FF and Chrome better
#885 [02:20] <NotWug> I use exclusively chrome, and have since chrome beta version 2
#886 [02:20] * Jovet won't use FF 4+
#886 [02:20] <rymate1234> Kealper: I can always turn off updates xD
#887 [02:20] * Jovet won't use Chrome either.
#887 [02:20] <NotWug> Jovet: do you use ... what?
#888 [02:20] <NotWug> what does that even leave
#889 [02:20] <NotWug> lynx?
#890 [02:20] <Chaos_Theorist> Hehe
#891 [02:20] <NotWug> telnet?
#892 [02:20] <Chaos_Theorist> I use lynx sometimes
#893 [02:20] <Jovet> FF 3.6
#894 [02:20] <NotWug> facebook works on lynk
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#896 [02:20] <NotWug> lynx
#897 [02:21] <NotWug> Jovet: try chrome
#898 [02:21] <moor41> Hello
#899 [02:21] <NotWug> its sweet
#900 [02:21] <Chaos_Theorist> ^
#901 [02:21] <Jovet> NotWug: nope. it's not.
#902 [02:21] * Chaos_Theorist slaps Jovet around a bit with a large trout
#902 [02:21] <Kealper> if anything Firefox 4+ looks more like Opera
#903 [02:21] <rymate1234> Jovet: y u use ff3
#904 [02:21] <amphiboly> what are the latest lynx features?
#905 [02:21] <Chaos_Theorist> Ha, I remember ff3
#906 [02:21] <Kealper> and yes, Fx3.6 is slow and nasty compared to Fx4+
#907 [02:21] <Jovet> anyone seeen the southpark where Stan turns 11 and everything sounds like crap to him?
#908 [02:21] <Chaos_Theorist> Lynx can bookmark stuff I thnk
#909 [02:21] <NotWug> WugBot: raw NS ghost wug
#910 [02:21] <moor41> I've a question, when I try to update minecraft to 1.0.0 it gets stuck by downloading the first .jar file and giving a fatal error (4)
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#912 [02:22] * |Kiikun| grarghs at illustrator
#912 [02:22] <|Kiikun|> im forgetting how to properly trace stuff :/
#913 [02:22] <moor41> I'm a little hopeless beacuse I am also not able to update via my browser
#914 [02:22] <Chaos_Theorist> :fu
#915 [02:22] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#916 [02:22] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#917 [02:22] <amphiboly> way cool. lynx has bookmarks now
#918 [02:23] <Wug> lol fu
#919 [02:23] <Chaos_Theorist> NOU
#920 [02:23] <Wug> I remember lolling to myself when I set that one
#921 [02:23] <moor41> I already tried do delete all the minecraft files and then reinstall it. But gonna try the force option now!
#922 [02:23] <Chaos_Theorist> If that doesn't work
#923 [02:23] <Chaos_Theorist> :client > moor41
#924 [02:23] <WugBot> WugBot!~Wug@wugserv.student.rit.edu PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp
#925 [02:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Wait
#926 [02:24] <Chaos_Theorist> That's not the minecraft.jar I was looking for
#927 [02:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Disregard that, I suck metaphoric cocks.
#928 [02:24] <Jovet> (yes it is)
#929 [02:24] <Chaos_Theorist> A cock being a rooster
#930 [02:24] <moor41> Hmm, still getting the error: fatal error occurred (4): null Retrieving: lwjgl.jar 18%
#931 [02:25] <moor41> and said: Failed to Launch
#932 [02:25] <Chaos_Theorist> Might have something to do with your firewalls
#933 [02:25] <Wug> moor41: try disabling antivirus programs?
#934 [02:25] <Jovet> disable antivirus and try again
#935 [02:25] <moor41> Ok gonna try
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#937 [02:26] <Wug> GreyVulpine: stop pretending to be afk
#938 [02:27] <moor41> I don't now why.. but that fixed it! Thanks :D
#939 [02:27] <Chaos_Theorist> You're welcome
#940 [02:27] <Jovet> it fixed it because your anti-virus was being over-protective
#941 [02:27] <Jovet> which is a good thing, I guess.
#942 [02:27] <Wug> the word for it is "snobular"
#943 [02:27] <Chaos_Theorist> Well, that depends if it actually stops viruses
#944 [02:27] <moor41> Yes.. but a little strange that it was able to update with previous versions
#945 [02:27] <SinZ> |Kiikun|: http://snpr.cm/1e2Wmr.png
#946 [02:27] <moor41> hehe
#947 [02:27] <Chaos_Theorist> Yeah
#948 [02:27] <Wug> "whats this? jar files? IN MY COMPUTER? NOPENOPENOPE"
#949 [02:28] <Jovet> Virus programs change all the time, it's called "updates"
#950 [02:28] <moor41> ;)
#951 [02:28] <|Kiikun|> SinZ: ooh... spotlight looks good :3
#952 [02:28] <Chaos_Theorist> @Wug you might want to remove :rc
#953 [02:28] <Wug> ;- rc
#954 [02:28] <WugBot> Done.
#955 [02:28] <|Kiikun|> ;- rc... damnit
#956 [02:28] <WugBot> That factoid doesn't exist.
#957 [02:28] <SinZ> |Kiikun| There is actually 3 spotlights =P for the 3 layers
#958 [02:29] <Jovet> the Z need some sheen on it if the BG is gonna have it.
#959 [02:29] <|Kiikun|> sinz: indeed :3
#960 [02:30] <Chaos_Theorist> Ahaha, :old/mac then :1.9
#961 [02:30] <amphiboly> the latest minecraft almost runs well on my laptop, after installing the 64bit version of the latest java( why didn't the java installer know to do that?) I still can't do combat with 2 hostile mobs at the same time. the display goes gimble lock and stares stupidly at the sky when any action happens. why? halflife and gta don't do that. swimming causes the same
#962 [02:31] <Chaos_Theorist> Are you using the trackpad?
#963 [02:31] <amphiboly> try to kill a swimminf cow and suddenly I'm drowning
#964 [02:32] <Kealper> amphiboly: one second
#965 [02:32] <Kealper> amphiboly: you're a Comcast customer... did you install something from them called Constant Guard?
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#967 [02:32] <amphiboly> err swimming makes me look straight up when I never said to look up
#968 [02:33] <amphiboly> I never heard of Constant Guard
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#970 [02:33] <Kealper> amphiboly: hmm...
#971 [02:34] <Kealper> not sure then, and my brain is being derp because it's quite late here :/
#972 [02:34] <Chaos_Theorist> Looks like a job for... GOOGL!
#973 [02:34] <Chaos_Theorist> GOOGLE*
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#976 [02:37] <calatalee> i need help when i login it loads and the screen turns all black and i cant play and a white page pops up and says minecraft failed to load
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#978 [02:37] <Chaos_Theorist> :fu
#979 [02:37] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#980 [02:37] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#981 [02:38] <Chaos_Theorist> @Wug, I love you.
#982 [02:38] <amphiboly> the new minecraft is better
#983 [02:38] <Chaos_Theorist> :fu > calatalee
#984 [02:38] <WugBot> calatalee: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#985 [02:38] <WugBot> calatalee: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#986 [02:39] <calatalee> it didnt work and a screen popped up and said bad vidio card driver
#987 [02:40] <Chaos_Theorist> You will need to update your video driver
#988 [02:40] <calatalee> how do you update it
#989 [02:41] <Chaos_Theorist> What card do you have?
#990 [02:41] <Chaos_Theorist> Video card, that is
#991 [02:41] <amphiboly> it still seems unfair that when 2 spiders and a skeleton attack me, suddenly I am staring at the the sun and I can't say to use my sword
#992 [02:41] <calatalee> a visa
#993 [02:41] <Chaos_Theorist> calatalee, what video card do you have?
#994 [02:42] <amphiboly> the controls and display freeze in crisis
#995 [02:42] <Jovet> start with what computer does he have. PC? Mac?
#996 [02:42] <Chaos_Theorist> He said video driver error
#997 [02:42] <Chaos_Theorist> I know what I'm doing
#998 [02:42] <calatalee> a pc
#999 [02:42] <Chaos_Theorist> Okay
#1000 [02:42] <Chaos_Theorist> :dx calatalee
#1001 [02:42] <WugBot> dx: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1002 [02:42] <WugBot> dx: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1003 [02:44] <calatalee> im sorry i dont understand all of that
#1004 [02:44] <|Kiikun|> ??> calatalee win/key
#1005 [02:44] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1006 [02:47] <Chaos_Theorist> hehe
#1007 [02:47] <Chaos_Theorist> I think we overloaded him/her with jargon
#1008 [02:47] <|Kiikun|> no. just wanted us to magicly do it for them
#1009 [02:48] <amphiboly> java install won't detect that my computer is can run 64bit, minecraft 1.0.0 warned me of that, although the usual updating software said I was perfectly up to date
#1010 [02:48] <|Kiikun|> which i why im always hesitent to offer teamviewering
#1011 [02:48] <|Kiikun|> :j > amphiboly
#1012 [02:48] <WugBot> amphiboly: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1013 [02:49] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: your browser is 32bit most likely, and java is checkign throguh the browser. you need ot download the 64bit manually
#1014 [02:49] <|Kiikun|> via that link :D
#1015 [02:49] <Chaos_Theorist> And if that doesn't work You can try java 7 here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-7u1-download-513652.html
#1016 [02:49] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: no.
#1017 [02:49] <Chaos_Theorist> Well, you can try Java 7 there.
#1018 [02:50] <Chaos_Theorist> I didn't say that he should
#1019 [02:50] <|Kiikun|> java 7 causes alot of people problems. if you get java 6 working fine, then you can try 7.
#1020 [02:50] <Chaos_Theorist> lolk
#1021 [02:50] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: person sees higher number, thinks its better, goes there instead ~.~
#1022 [02:50] <Jovet> Java 7 is really 1.7 right?
#1023 [02:50] <|Kiikun|> yes.
#1024 [02:51] <|Kiikun|> java 6 ia 1.6
#1025 [02:51] <amphiboly> I had to uninstall the recommended latest java and explicitly seek out the latest 64bit java for my laptop -- that helped almost as much as ramdisk
#1026 [02:51] <Chaos_Theorist> What will they call java 2, 20?
#1027 [02:51] <Jovet> that's silly to me. if it's 1.6 then people should call it that.
#1028 [02:51] <Jovet> grrrrr *hates*
#1029 [02:51] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: indeed.
#1030 [02:51] <|Kiikun|> or they never evolve java past 1.x :D
#1031 [02:51] <|Kiikun|> sooo... Java 47 = 1.47
#1032 [02:52] <amphiboly> ramdisk is a pain in the butt -- you have to go through this ordeal every reboot
#1033 [02:53] * |Kiikun| sees no reason for a ramdisk, ever
#1033 [02:53] <amphiboly> nut it helps
#1034 [02:53] <|Kiikun|> well... if your on a plane and listening to music... thats it :/
#1035 [02:54] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: your exchanging active memory for storage space...
#1036 [02:54] <|Kiikun|> yes, things load faster.. but thats just loading them into memory faster... double footprint
#1037 [02:55] <amphiboly> Kiikun| sees no reason for a ramdisk, ever <= minecraft is unplayable on my laptop without ramdisk, and barely playable with it
#1038 [02:56] <amphiboly> with ramdisk I can combat individual hostile mobs
#1039 [02:56] * |Kiikun| uninstalls java 7 and reverts to 6
#1039 [02:57] <Jovet> there is a time and a place for a RamDisk but Minecraft isn't it.
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#1041 [02:58] <Jovet> what kind of computer do you have amphiboly?
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#1043 [02:58] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: laptop :P probably an older one like mine
#1044 [02:58] * |Kiikun| can barely do anything in MC on laptop... so usually doesnt!
#1044 [02:59] <amphiboly> the ramdisk speed up makes minecraft playable on my laptop unless you got a better idea
#1045 [02:59] <Jovet> most laptops aren't made for games or other graphics-intensive stuff.
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#1048 [03:00] <Gliderboy> Hi, my minecraft landscape is all see through, although some blocks (cobble) are the normal texture. This only happened when I updated the game. Any thoughts?
#1049 [03:00] <Jovet> amphiboly: what are your computer's specifications?
#1050 [03:00] <Wug> do you use the default texture pack?
#1051 [03:00] <Gliderboy> yes
#1052 [03:00] <Chaos_Theorist> :fu > Gliderboy
#1053 [03:00] <WugBot> Gliderboy: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1054 [03:00] <WugBot> Gliderboy: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1055 [03:01] <Gliderboy> I have tried that, it did not work
#1056 [03:01] <Chaos_Theorist> Hmm
#1057 [03:01] <Chaos_Theorist> Do you use the default texture pack?
#1058 [03:01] <Gliderboy> yes
#1059 [03:02] <Gliderboy> Also, some blocks are purple
#1060 [03:02] <amphiboly> purple is not hard to render, is it?
#1061 [03:02] <Gliderboy> Paredon
#1062 [03:02] <Gliderboy> Pardon?
#1063 [03:03] <|Kiikun|> ??> Gliderboy win/reinst
#1064 [03:03] <VoxelHead> Gliderboy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1065 [03:03] <VoxelHead> Gliderboy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1066 [03:03] <Gliderboy> I have a mac
#1067 [03:03] <|Kiikun|> ??> Gliderboy mac/reinst
#1068 [03:03] <VoxelHead> Gliderboy: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1069 [03:03] <VoxelHead> Gliderboy: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1070 [03:03] <Gliderboy> I ahve tried that, I was on here yesterday
#1071 [03:03] <Wug> what version of osx do you have
#1072 [03:03] <Gliderboy> Sorry I will give that a go
#1073 [03:04] <Gliderboy> One moment
#1074 [03:04] <|Kiikun|> oh.. then i have no idea. that should fix it :/ and anythign else id sugest cant be done on macs
#1075 [03:04] <Jovet> part of me wants to see a screen shot of what is happening
#1076 [03:04] <amphiboly> how do you say %AppData% in MacSpeak?
#1077 [03:04] <Gliderboy> I will try to upload a screen shot, how do I do it?
#1078 [03:04] <Jovet> same way as in Linuxese.
#1079 [03:04] <Wug> ~/ApplicationSupport/minecraft or something
#1080 [03:05] <|Kiikun|> Wug: just dropped to java 6u29 and can run stuff nicely now :D Release buggers on 7 for me
#1081 [03:05] <Wug> linux's is ~/.minecraft
#1082 [03:05] <|Kiikun|> ~/Library/Application Support/.minecraft
#1083 [03:05] <|Kiikun|> erm.. no dot
#1084 [03:05] <|Kiikun|> !check
#1085 [03:05] <Jovet> If you don't know, you can press F2 to take a screen shot in Minecraft. It's saved in the "screenshots" folder. You can then upload that to a site like http://www.imgur.com
#1086 [03:06] <Gliderboy> Thanks
#1087 [03:06] <Jovet> I'm assuming that'd be ~/Library/Application Support/.minecraft/screenshots on a Mac, but...
#1088 [03:07] <Gliderboy> Right!
#1089 [03:07] <amphiboly> ~/.minecraft is a lot nicer than c:\user\myname\application data\roaming\.minecraft
#1090 [03:08] <Jovet> roaming?
#1091 [03:08] <Gliderboy> I am uploading image now, will post adress
#1092 [03:08] <Jovet> MC does have some quirks where things can seem transparent, but they should go away
#1093 [03:08] <amphiboly> roaming is some MS crazy idea
#1094 [03:09] <Jovet> and by quirks I mean bugs
#1095 [03:09] <Jovet> I've never seen a Roaming folder.
#1096 [03:09] <Wug> Jovet: its vista+
#1097 [03:09] <Wug> do if you have xp, you wouldnt see it
#1098 [03:09] <Jovet> since "Application Data" is supposed to be roaming, whereas "Local Settings" is not.
#1099 [03:09] <Gliderboy> http://imgur.com/a/biioS
#1100 [03:10] <Gliderboy> here is the image
#1101 [03:10] <amphiboly> you got a Roaming folder on vista and win7
#1102 [03:10] <Jovet> news to me
#1103 [03:10] <Jovet> and that's a pretty funky screen shot
#1104 [03:10] <Gliderboy> Not good!
#1105 [03:10] <|Kiikun|> that looks like an xray pack to me...
#1106 [03:11] <Gliderboy> No, is default
#1107 [03:11] <Gliderboy> i ahhhve no texture packs installed at all
#1108 [03:11] <Gliderboy> have
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#1110 [03:11] <Jovet> any mods installed?
#1111 [03:11] <Gliderboy> nope
#1112 [03:11] <Jovet> how long ago did you buy the game?
#1113 [03:11] <amphiboly> %appdata% is so much cooler than unix ~
#1114 [03:12] <Jovet> long live the DOS enviroment :P
#1115 [03:12] <Gliderboy> Before 1.8, about 6 months ago
#1116 [03:12] <Gliderboy> In july
#1117 [03:12] <Jovet> and it just started doing this with 1.0.0?
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#1119 [03:12] <Jovet> wb Chaos
#1120 [03:12] <|Kiikun|> Gliderboy: humor me and delete the texturepacks folder?
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#1122 [03:12] <Gliderboy> Ok
#1123 [03:12] <Jovet> that's a good idea
#1124 [03:13] <Chaos_Theorist> Thanks
#1125 [03:13] * |Kiikun| thinks the purple is a symptom of 'texture pack doesnt contain this data'
#1125 [03:13] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes
#1126 [03:14] <Gliderboy> still looks clear
#1127 [03:14] <|Kiikun|> Gliderboy: closed and reopened minecraft completely?
#1128 [03:14] <Gliderboy> yep
#1129 [03:14] <Chaos_Theorist> Restarted PC?
#1130 [03:14] <Chaos_Theorist> Err, mac
#1131 [03:14] <Wug> that looks an awful lot like something intentional
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#1133 [03:14] <Gliderboy> no, but resart hasen't helped in the past
#1134 [03:14] <|Kiikun|> especially since cobnble is normal
#1135 [03:15] <pyman> How can I modify the time in 1.0?
#1136 [03:15] <amphiboly> I bought the game after 30 days of upgrading my Visa account -- it meant standing in line at the DMV for hours to get photographed and finger printed
#1137 [03:15] <Wug> you're absolutely positive that this isnt a texture pack?
#1138 [03:15] <|Kiikun|> pyman: on server? /time set 0
#1139 [03:15] <Gliderboy> Noyt intentional, I want my game back, trust me
#1140 [03:15] <Jovet> pyman: modify the time how, in what situation?
#1141 [03:15] <Gliderboy> No texture pack!!!!!
#1142 [03:15] <Jovet> Gliderboy: this started with 1.0.0 right?
#1143 [03:15] <Gliderboy> yep
#1144 [03:15] <pyman> Please don't whisper me because I won't take the time to type /whisper <name> to everyone, and now I just look like I'm talking to myself.
#1145 [03:15] <Chaos_Theorist> What's your Minecraft username?
#1146 [03:16] <pyman> Haha, but no in singleplayer
#1147 [03:16] <Gliderboy> me?
#1148 [03:16] <pyman> And modify as in change to daytime.
#1149 [03:16] <Wug> pyman: /query
#1150 [03:16] <Chaos_Theorist> Pyman: you will probably need a mod like TMI or SPC
#1151 [03:16] <Jovet> yeah you can't change the time in single player except by sleeping in a bed or with a Mod
#1152 [03:16] <pyman> Right, but none of these are 1.0 compatible yet.
#1153 [03:16] <|Kiikun|> TMI actually has time ability now if i remember right
#1154 [03:16] <Wug> also sleeping sets time to morning
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#1156 [03:17] <pyman> yea, but i just started the map
#1157 [03:17] <Gliderboy> My username is Gliderboy
#1158 [03:17] <Wug> but Jovet said that.
#1159 [03:17] <Chaos_Theorist> TMI is 1.0 compatible
#1160 [03:17] <|Kiikun|> pyman: err. wrong. toomanyitems is up to date
#1161 [03:17] <MisteriosM> I bought two minecraft gift codes to give them to my brothers at cristmas but they got redeemt from two users: redeemed by lakiluki redeemed by Deduction What can I do? Pls Help!!!
#1162 [03:17] <Wug> !paid Gliderboy
#1163 [03:17] <Gliderboy> I already have paid
#1164 [03:17] <Jovet> MisteriosM: someone stole your gift codes?
#1165 [03:17] <MisteriosM> yes
#1166 [03:17] <pyman> I just have been interacting with my crafting table so I can alt tab and the time passes.
#1167 [03:18] <amphiboly> any texture pack is ok by me, I wish minecraft did not gimble lock in action scenes, suddenly I stare up when I'm running away
#1168 [03:18] <Jovet> MisteriousM: you'll have to contact Mojang support
#1169 [03:18] <Wug> do the brothers have access to your email account
#1170 [03:18] <pyman> Thanks though, I will download TMI.
#1171 [03:18] <MisteriosM> no
#1172 [03:18] <Wug> you're quite sure
#1173 [03:18] <MisteriosM> they do not even know i had them
#1174 [03:18] <MisteriosM> how do I contact the support?
#1175 [03:18] <Wug> ask them what their minecraft usernames were
#1176 [03:18] <amphiboly> I paid for minecraft
#1177 [03:18] <Jovet> I think Gilerboy should delete or rename his minecraft.jar and try forcing its update again
#1178 [03:18] <pyman> One more question, is there a texture pack that is HQ like LB photorealism that doesn't cause as many problems, such as crashes.
#1179 [03:19] <Chaos_Theorist> Get MCPatcher and search minecraftforums.net for texture packs
#1180 [03:19] <Jovet> pyman: all HD texture packs require a Mod and thus can have problems.
#1181 [03:19] <pyman> I know this, but I was seeing what other people liked.
#1182 [03:19] <Gliderboy> Mixcraft is a good one
#1183 [03:19] <MisteriosM> ok and than
#1184 [03:19] <Chaos_Theorist> Pyman, try Ovo's Rustic
#1185 [03:19] <Gliderboy> Ok, i will
#1186 [03:19] <Wug> hopefully it will get fixed, if not, theres nothing we can do here
#1187 [03:20] <pyman> Alright, thanks for the advice guys.
#1188 [03:20] <Chaos_Theorist> It's not quite HQ, it's 64x64
#1189 [03:20] <MisteriosM> Thx
#1190 [03:20] <Gliderboy> Thanks for peoples help, I really apreciate it
#1191 [03:20] <pyman> The 256's seem to crash a lot anyways
#1192 [03:20] <Jovet> MisteriousM: http://www.minecraft.net/support
#1193 [03:20] <pyman> Maybe it was just the adaptation method that caused problems, like Jovet said.
#1194 [03:20] <|Kiikun|> pyman: the game was designed to run with 16x16s.
#1195 [03:21] <Jovet> anything > 16x16 is "HD"
#1196 [03:21] <amphiboly> iI hate it when I type w and it takes 20 seconds to go forward
#1197 [03:21] <Jovet> amphiboly: it sounds like you need a better computer.
#1198 [03:21] <Jovet> my computer is 5 years old and doesn't do stuff like that.
#1199 [03:21] <pyman> That's strange. For a highly modifiable package one would think that they would have attempted to be a bit more lenient with textures.
#1200 [03:22] <Jovet> before 1.0.0 it was laggy when in single-player it was generating new chunks (Terrain) but it stopped once it was finishedwith that.
#1201 [03:22] <Chaos_Theorist> Minecraft is made to deter modders
#1202 [03:22] <|Kiikun|> pyman: its only modable because people have decompiled it repeatedly'
#1203 [03:22] <Jovet> pyman: I agree, especially since texturing is usually done with floating point numbers, not fixed pixels
#1204 [03:22] <amphiboly> is there a fix for when I type w and it takes 20 seconds to go forward? I'm not the only person wiyh that problem
#1205 [03:22] <Jovet> (texture packs aren't a mod)
#1206 [03:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Aye, but anything higher than 16x16 is
#1207 [03:23] <Chaos_Theorist> Also, MysteriousM*
#1208 [03:23] <pyman> That just seems like semantics.
#1209 [03:23] <Jovet> amphiboly: what kind of computer do you have?
#1210 [03:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Uninstall java and install java.
#1211 [03:24] <Chaos_Theorist> :j
#1212 [03:24] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#1213 [03:24] <Gliderboy> My minecraft options says" A 64 bit Java installation is recommended for 'far' render distance, (you have 32 bit)
#1214 [03:24] <Jovet> that is normal Gilderboy
#1215 [03:24] <Chaos_Theorist> Yeah, but 64 bit has a few problems
#1216 [03:24] <Gliderboy> Ok
#1217 [03:24] <Chaos_Theorist> can cause a few problems*
#1218 [03:24] <amphiboly> is it semantics? -- I type w and it takes 20 seconds to go forward? I'm not the
#1219 [03:24] <|Kiikun|> user 64bit if you can.
#1220 [03:24] <amphiboly> only person with that problem
#1221 [03:25] <Gliderboy> How do I get it/
#1222 [03:25] <Gliderboy> ?
#1223 [03:25] <Jovet> amphiboly: how do you know you're not the only one?
#1224 [03:25] <amphiboly> <|Kiikun|> user 64bit if you can -- did that
#1225 [03:26] <Jovet> he was talking to Gilderboy
#1226 [03:26] <Gliderboy> THanks for the hep folks, I have to get Dinner cooking.
#1227 [03:27] <Jovet> bring us some, nobody ever feeds us.
#1228 [03:27] <Gliderboy> I will be on tommorow evening
#1229 [03:27] <Gliderboy> Why not?
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#1231 [03:27] <Jovet> I was kidding ;)
#1232 [03:27] <Gliderboy> Anyway, see ya
#1233 [03:27] <Chaos_Theorist> Bye.
#1234 [03:27] <Chaos_Theorist> :troll
#1235 [03:27] <WugBot> troll: hurr durr
#1236 [03:27] <WugBot> troll: herp derp
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#1238 [03:29] <WarWolf> I change my password but i still can't log in.Im 100% sure i write my username and password correctly.
#1239 [03:29] <WarWolf> I change my password but i still can't log in.Im 100% sure i write my username and password correctly.
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#1241 [03:30] <Jovet> ...
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#1243 [03:30] <Chaos_Theorist> Checked you email?
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#1245 [03:33] <amphiboly> I was getting exploded lately by not placing torches rigoroudly at distance 8
#1246 [03:33] <amphiboly> err rigorously
#1247 [03:34] <Jovet> ? eh?
#1248 [03:35] <amphiboly> 7 or 7.73 don't work
#1249 [03:35] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: light doesnt repell mob.. just doesnt let them spawn. and they can see 16 blocks away and wander
#1250 [03:37] <Jovet> I think apmhiboly is in his own little world
#1251 [03:38] <|Kiikun|> eh.
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#1253 [03:38] * |Kiikun| wishes notch woudl stop turning glowstone into glass :/
#1253 [03:39] <Jovet> it should kinda be its own thing, somewhere between glass and stone
#1254 [03:39] <amphiboly> I hot this large flat dark underground space and I didn't put torches in a perfect 7x8 arrat and ceeoers spawned
#1255 [03:39] * Jovet goes to getsatisfaction and promptly suggests that.
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#1256 [03:41] <amphiboly> err.. in a perfect 8x8 array and creepers spawned in the darker places
#1257 [03:42] <Jovet> Yeah, they do that.
#1258 [03:42] <Jovet> light level 7 or less.
#1259 [03:43] <amphiboly> you gotta obey the light level 8 law rigorously
#1260 [03:43] <Jovet> my question is why is there a shortcut to null in minecraft.jar?
#1261 [03:44] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: the only reason i care is that you cant put buttons and stuff on glass :/
#1262 [03:45] <Jovet> heh, I know
#1263 [03:45] <Jovet> it's kinda funny how they keep changing their mind on that
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#1265 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> its called 'lightgem' in the code... the only glasslike quality is seethroughness...
#1266 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> its called 'lightgem' in the code... the only glasslike quality is seethroughness...
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#1268 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> yet its no transparent
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#1270 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> mmm BBQed Hoax...
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#1272 [03:50] <amphiboly> in a 45 degree up/down mineshaft, do 8 steps per torch prevent hodtile mob spawns?
#1273 [03:51] <Jovet> I'd do 4-6
#1274 [03:51] <Jovet> depends also on how "wide" the mineshaft is
#1275 [03:52] <OMGWTFBBQHOAX> Is it possible to get the server software for another version then 1.0?
#1276 [03:52] <Jovet> nope
#1277 [03:52] <amphiboly> my guess would be int(8/sqrt(2))
#1278 [03:52] <amphiboly> my guess would be int(8/sqrt(2))
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#1280 [03:54] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: actually... only bukkit :P you can get older versions of bukkit
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#1282 [03:54] <amphiboly> for a 45 degree up/down mineshaft,
#1283 [03:54] <Jovet> true but he didn't mention bukkit and this isn't #bukkit ;)
#1284 [03:57] <Gliderboy> on my other computer (also a mac) minecraft also dosen't work. The game, when ever I try to run it, downloads the file then stops halfway, saying could not find Library/application support/minecraft folder
#1285 [03:57] <Gliderboy> Any thoughts?
#1286 [03:58] <amphiboly> I hate making this safe place and suddenly I'm attacked by a horde of zombies and spiders
#1287 [03:58] <Jovet> none here.
#1288 [03:58] <|Kiikun|> Gliderboy: o.o; nope. no idea.
#1289 [03:58] <Gliderboy> It also happened on my friends computer
#1290 [03:58] <Jovet> amphiboly: you have to light up everything if you want to keep the monsters at bay
#1291 [03:58] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: even ledges :D
#1292 [03:59] <Gliderboy> You all must be sick of me by now!
#1293 [03:59] <Jovet> not at all Gilderboy, we're jsut sorry we can't really help
#1294 [03:59] <Jovet> the Mac guy(s) aren't here right now.
#1295 [03:59] <Gliderboy> ah well never mind
#1296 [03:59] <Gliderboy> right
#1297 [03:59] <Gliderboy> Who are they?
#1298 [04:00] <Gliderboy> GreyVulpine?
#1299 [04:00] <Jovet> Scott is a mac guy
#1300 [04:00] <|Kiikun|> scott is the resident mac guru
#1301 [04:00] <Jovet> he might be, I dunno
#1302 [04:00] <Gliderboy> When is scott around?
#1303 [04:00] <|Kiikun|> grey is everything usually :P
#1304 [04:00] <Jovet> have you tried playing it in browser?
#1305 [04:00] <|Kiikun|> Gliderboy: he just went to bed with his girlie :P
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#1307 [04:01] <Jovet> well not "just" that was like 3 hours ago.
#1308 [04:01] <Jovet> he might still be awake. haha
#1309 [04:01] <Gliderboy> Ahh, a worthy idea, but my browser dosen't cope for some reason
#1310 [04:01] <Jovet> try a different one?
#1311 [04:01] <Jovet> same thing doesn't happen in browser as when you try it standalone, does it?
#1312 [04:01] <Gliderboy> I have three, but Java dosen't cope
#1313 [04:01] <amphiboly> crude wood chunks no longer burn forever in the new minecraft, or so it seems to me
#1314 [04:02] <Gliderboy> I can't open it in browser, game never loads
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#1316 [04:02] <Gliderboy> I'll give it another try
#1317 [04:03] <Jovet> which browser?
#1318 [04:03] <Kyotsumi> hey i got abit of an issue anyone who can help please do so
#1319 [04:03] <Gliderboy> Camino, Firefox, Safari
#1320 [04:03] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: are you calling Eddie a girl? D:
#1321 [04:03] <Jovet> we can try Kyotsumi
#1322 [04:03] <Kyotsumi> ever since i have updated to 1.0.0 my server has been odd telling my my key is invalid an such
#1323 [04:03] * |Kiikun| heard 'fiancee' <.<
#1323 [04:04] <Jovet> it's a known bug Kyotsumi
#1324 [04:04] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: you heard right.......lol
#1325 [04:04] <Kyotsumi> i could still get in after afew trys but tonight now my server on my PC cant befound
#1326 [04:04] <Jovet> there's a workaround you could try
#1327 [04:05] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: im being a derp?
#1328 [04:05] <Jovet> but only if your server isn't public or advertised.
#1329 [04:05] <Kyotsumi> no its just me mad afew freind
#1330 [04:05] <Kyotsumi> friends
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#1332 [04:05] <Kealper> |Kiikun|: i think it's time i told you about the birds and the bees, except in this case, it's bees and the bees
#1333 [04:06] <pheleas_frog> hello
#1334 [04:06] <|Kiikun|> ah. ok. get it :P
#1335 [04:06] * |Kiikun| oesnt pay attention to that usually
#1335 [04:06] <pheleas_frog> please tell me how I can contact the admin at minecraft
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#1337 [04:06] <Jovet> the admin of minecraft? Notch? hah
#1338 [04:06] <Kyotsumi> LOL
#1339 [04:06] <Kyotsumi> yeah its funny whne you pay for a game and support is limited
#1340 [04:06] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: you may sit in the long line of fanboys in sweeden. be prepared for a week long wait :P
#1341 [04:07] <pheleas_frog> i cannot download the game for my son
#1342 [04:07] <pheleas_frog> he paid £16 & has no game :0(
#1343 [04:07] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: or you can describe your issue here and we can give a shot at fixing it
#1344 [04:07] <Kyotsumi> so whats this work around you spoke of?
#1345 [04:07] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: these links dont work?
#1346 [04:07] <amphiboly> just ask notch when he visits
#1347 [04:07] <|Kiikun|> !client
#1348 [04:07] <pheleas_frog> do you guys know if i can get a refund?
#1349 [04:07] <|Kiikun|> ?? support
#1350 [04:08] <VoxelHead> support: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1351 [04:08] <TheNoodle> And you can't pheleas_frog.
#1352 [04:08] <Kyotsumi> this is my first time hosting a server and upuntill the update not a care in the world now bam
#1353 [04:08] <TheNoodle> The exact details are on that page ^ :p
#1354 [04:08] <pheleas_frog> thanks
#1355 [04:08] <|Kiikun|> under 'payemnt' 'refund'
#1356 [04:08] <|Kiikun|> we are 'the friendly people' :D
#1357 [04:09] <Jovet> how long ago did you buy it pheleas_frog?
#1358 [04:09] <pheleas_frog> oh yes, NO REFUND!!
#1359 [04:09] <pheleas_frog> bought it yesterday
#1360 [04:09] <pheleas_frog> tried all sorts to get it to run, with no luck
#1361 [04:09] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: can you log into minecraft.net okay?
#1362 [04:09] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: have you tried askign US?
#1363 [04:09] <pheleas_frog> not tried that
#1364 [04:09] <TheNoodle> Since you seem to be ignoring our efforts to help you.
#1365 [04:10] <pheleas_frog> im not ignoring you, i have tried the links & they dont work for me
#1366 [04:10] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: you cant download anything?
#1367 [04:10] <pheleas_frog> nope
#1368 [04:10] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: can you log into minecraft.net okay?
#1369 [04:10] <pheleas_frog> yes, can get onto minecraft net
#1370 [04:11] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: what happens when you go to the download page and try to download it?
#1371 [04:11] <pheleas_frog> it seems to download, but then I cant find it??
#1372 [04:11] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: which web browser are you using?
#1373 [04:11] <pheleas_frog> vista
#1374 [04:11] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: in your browser press CTRL+J
#1375 [04:11] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: Internet Explorer, then?
#1376 [04:12] <amphiboly> pheleas_frog did you pay money? I know that can be hard to do
#1377 [04:12] <pheleas_frog> yes int expl
#1378 [04:12] <Chaos_Theorist> :browser
#1379 [04:12] <|Kiikun|> [04:11] <+|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: in your browser press CTRL+J
#1380 [04:12] <Chaos_Theorist> :browsers
#1381 [04:12] <WugBot> browsers: Don't use Internet Explorer or Safari, each has a set of irritating issues that interfere with minecraft. Use one of the following instead:
#1382 [04:12] <WugBot> browsers: Firefox: http://mozilla.org/en-US/ -- Chrome: http://google.com/chrome -- Opera: http://www.opera.com/
#1383 [04:13] <pheleas_frog> ok, will try now
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#1385 [04:13] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: that brings up the window showing all recent downloads
#1386 [04:13] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: I was going to say, try right-clicking the link to download minecraft.exe and doing "Save File As..." and then select to save it to your Desktop.
#1387 [04:13] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: you can roghtlcick on any opf them and click 'open containgin folder' and BAM all your downloads
#1388 [04:14] <pheleas_frog> ok, will try
#1389 [04:14] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: woudl also be best to put the client on the desktop so you dont lose it.
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#1391 [04:15] <pheleas_frog> seems my anti virus is stopping it, i think
#1392 [04:15] <|Kiikun|> OMGWTFBBQHOAX: wb :P
#1393 [04:15] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: very well could be. that's a common problem.
#1394 [04:15] <pyman> Why is it the trend that every high res pack must make ore practically indistinguishable from other blocks?
#1395 [04:16] <pheleas_frog> oh...thats a pain then
#1396 [04:16] <OMGWTFBBQHOAX> :P
#1397 [04:16] <pheleas_frog> wish i could just get a refund, or better still wish i hadnt bought it
#1398 [04:16] <|Kiikun|> pyman: because even the regular does it? :P iron is a PAIN to see in the dark
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#1400 [04:17] <|Kiikun|> pheleas_frog: if your REALLY that adamant about it and dont even want to bother tryign to get it working, call your bank and do a chargeback.
#1401 [04:17] <pyman> No, what is a pain is when you are trying to find coal at night. I swear some angles make cobble look like coal constantly when it's dark.
#1402 [04:17] <amphiboly> it's crazy to play minecraft in the browser. I have to kill the browser first. and any other application
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#1404 [04:18] <Jovet> you can tell the Anti-Virus to except minecraft.exe
#1405 [04:18] <Jovet> so you don't have to turn it off all the time
#1406 [04:18] <Fang> Hey, I've been getting a bug in placing objects in minecraft.
#1407 [04:18] * |Kiikun| wonders what AV it is.. since its usuallt lwjgl that gets the falsepositive
#1407 [04:20] <Fang> one of the objects won't place. it just destroys itself and i have to pick it up again
#1408 [04:20] <Jovet> which object?
#1409 [04:20] <|Kiikun|> Fang: what is it and where are you placing it?
#1410 [04:20] <|Kiikun|> and if you say shrooms im laughing
#1411 [04:20] <Fang> k, so I have 3 grass blocks against a wooden wall
#1412 [04:20] <pheleas_frog> think im gonna give up, wasted money
#1413 [04:21] <Fang> I have trap doors on the edges of the grass blocks
#1414 [04:21] <pheleas_frog> im too busy to try and sort this
#1415 [04:21] <Fang> and i'm trying to place flowers on the grass
#1416 [04:21] <Fang> but the last one destroys itself
#1417 [04:21] <Jovet> pheleas_frog: I am pretty sure we could get you up and running, but it does require some patience on your part. Sorry we can't help.
#1418 [04:22] <|Kiikun|> Fang: screenshot it?
#1419 [04:22] <Fang> sure, hold on
#1420 [04:22] <|Kiikun|> flowers shoudl only ever pop if the block theyre on it turned invalad...
#1421 [04:23] <amphiboly> placing flowers is an art
#1422 [04:23] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: no Flower Aranging is an art.
#1423 [04:23] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: plus that was a complete and utter tangent.
#1424 [04:24] <Fang> http://s1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc447/SpiritedFang/?action=view¤t=2011-11-21_012308.png
#1425 [04:24] <|Kiikun|> Fang: ok i get that. the trapdoors simulate a potter.
#1426 [04:25] <|Kiikun|> are you flipping the trapdoors at any point?
#1427 [04:25] <Fang> yep
#1428 [04:25] <Fang> no, i'm not flipping them
#1429 [04:25] <Fang> they just stay up
#1430 [04:25] <|Kiikun|> and why does one look like its in the glass....
#1431 [04:26] <Jovet> that's a neat idea w/the trapdoors
#1432 [04:26] <Fang> the one looks like it's in the glass because it popped off
#1433 [04:26] <amphiboly> mibecraft won't let me place them sideways or upside down
#1434 [04:26] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: i like the look of trapdoors as lanterncovers
#1435 [04:27] <|Kiikun|> Fang: it just pops off ater placing it?
#1436 [04:27] <Fang> yep
#1437 [04:27] <Fang> and it does it randomly.
#1438 [04:27] <Fang> like, i can do that exact set up
#1439 [04:28] <Fang> and it'll work somewhere else
#1440 [04:28] <Fang> just random blocks that i set up like this do it.
#1441 [04:28] <Jovet> maybe it's a N-S/E-W thing
#1442 [04:28] <Fang> and i don't understand way
#1443 [04:28] <Fang> why*
#1444 [04:28] <Fang> it could be. idk
#1445 [04:28] <|Kiikun|> Fang: do you have the area lit?
#1446 [04:28] <Fang> yeah
#1447 [04:28] <Jovet> it looks lit to me in the SS
#1448 [04:29] <|Kiikun|> i dotn see any lights, that the only reason i ask
#1449 [04:29] <Fang> they're behind me
#1450 [04:29] <|Kiikun|> flowers pop when theres light below 8
#1451 [04:30] <|Kiikun|> and im asumign theres something between the potter and sky verticly
#1452 [04:30] <Fang> yeah
#1453 [04:30] <Fang> i'm in a cave.
#1454 [04:30] <Fang> lol
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#1456 [04:30] <|Kiikun|> Fang: try putting a light closer and see if it keeps happening
#1457 [04:31] <Fang> ahh, it works when it's light!
#1458 [04:31] <|Kiikun|> :3 http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Flowers
#1459 [04:31] <Fang> thanks =]
#1460 [04:31] <|Kiikun|> wiki knows all~~~
#1461 [04:31] <|Kiikun|> :P
#1462 [04:31] <|Kiikun|> amphiboly: ok you can resume randoming
#1463 [04:32] <|Kiikun|> Fang: no prob :D have fun caving
#1464 [04:32] <Jovet> hah it still looks light enough to me
#1465 [04:32] <Jovet> maybe the texture pack is throwing me off
#1466 [04:32] <|Kiikun|> yes, but he coudl have brightness turned up
#1467 [04:32] <|Kiikun|> that too
#1468 [04:32] <Jovet> that's true
#1469 [04:33] * |Kiikun| asumes NOTHING
#1469 [04:33] <Jovet> uh huh :P
#1470 [04:34] * |Kiikun| doesnt even asume who had danglies or bouncies! Everone is AFGNCAAP!
#1470 [04:35] <GreyVulpine> o.O
#1471 [04:35] <|Kiikun|> lol hi GreyVulpine :D
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#1473 [04:35] * |Kiikun| is a bit loopy and needs to go to sleep
#1473 [04:36] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1473 [04:36] <Jovet> what's a bouncie?
#1474 [04:36] <|Kiikun|> again.. you got one and are askign what the other is?
#1475 [04:37] <Jovet> you leave my man-bouncies out of this
#1476 [04:37] <Jovet> lol
#1477 [04:37] <|Kiikun|> :P
#1478 [04:40] <Wug> dear god
#1479 [04:40] <Jovet> yes?
#1480 [04:40] <Wug> I leave for 15 minutes and this is what come back to
#1481 [04:40] <Wug> man bouncies
#1482 [04:40] <Wug> I'm going to bed
#1483 [04:40] <Jovet> I should too
#1484 [04:40] <Wug> |Kiikun|: I hope you're happy
#1485 [04:41] <|Kiikun|> Wug: *laughing to death*
#1486 [04:41] <Jovet> just coz I'm old doesn't mean I can't speak child. ;)
#1487 [04:42] <|Kiikun|> ok yeah. bed time for me before i start thinkign about how cotton canty can become some sort of evil monster.
#1488 [04:42] <|Kiikun|> night!
#1489 [04:42] <Jovet> good night
#1490 [04:43] <Jovet> LOL what a host name...
#1491 [04:45] <Kealper> >herpes
#1492 [04:46] <Jovet> indeed.
#1493 [04:47] <Kealper> so liek
#1494 [04:47] <Kealper> mai laptop
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#1496 [04:47] <Kealper> can play 1080p videos/youtubes fullscreen just fine
#1497 [04:47] <Kealper> and it's got a GMA950 on it ._.
#1498 [04:48] * Jovet gives Kealper the Laptop medal.
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#1500 [04:56] <kalmboy> hi
#1501 [04:56] <Jovet> hello
#1502 [04:56] <kalmboy> jovet remember me?
#1503 [04:57] <Jovet> vaugely
#1504 [04:57] <kalmboy> i have a roblem with minecraft
#1505 [04:57] <kalmboy> problem
#1506 [04:58] <kalmboy> when i connect its says downloadng terrain and so oon
#1507 [04:58] <Jovet> pull up a chair and tell us about it
#1508 [04:59] <kalmboy> when i connect its says downloadng terrain and so oon
#1509 [05:00] <Jovet> and then?
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#1511 [05:02] <Jovet> Nick, nock?
#1512 [05:03] <kalmboy> its then
#1513 [05:03] <kalmboy> it doesmt
#1514 [05:03] <kalmboy> go to game
#1515 [05:03] <Jovet> it just hangs there, then?
#1516 [05:04] <kalmboy> yes
#1517 [05:06] <Jovet> so you're joining a multiplayer server...?
#1518 [05:06] <kalmboy> yes
#1519 [05:08] <Jovet> does the server register you being on it to other players? (someone else on the server can press Tab)
#1520 [05:08] <kalmboy> i need to go
#1521 [05:08] <kalmboy> now
#1522 [05:08] <kalmboy> im at school
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#1524 [05:08] <kalmboy> i will come back today
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#1534 [05:53] <leaper> ok um i need help to get multiplayer
#1535 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#1536 [05:53] <leaper> ok
#1537 [05:53] <leaper> er
#1538 [05:55] <leaper> i downlaod mine craft and the server pops up with a blank thing with words saying, saving chunks, starting server, sever number is 433564
#1539 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> You downloaded the minecraft server application then
#1540 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> That's for running a server, not playing
#1541 [05:55] <leaper> how do u get multiplayer then?
#1542 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Have you paid for minecraft?
#1543 [05:56] <leaper> yes
#1544 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Then all you need to do, is download the client from minecraft.net/download, run it, and go to the multiplayer option there
#1545 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Do you have any particular server you want to join?
#1546 [05:56] <leaper> i did, its blank, idont know how to get to servers
#1547 [05:57] <leaper> it has no servers to play on
#1548 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> The server list doesn't populate itself, you need to enter in servers yourself
#1549 [05:57] <leaper> o.0?
#1550 [05:57] <leaper> ok
#1551 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> There's no central repository of servers, there's no main list of servers.
#1552 [05:57] <leaper> then how do i find one?
#1553 [05:57] <blip2> google?
#1554 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> All the lists, are maintained by the community. You can find servers by going to one of these sites:
#1555 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> leaper smp/servers
#1556 [05:57] <VoxelHead> leaper: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1557 [05:57] <VoxelHead> leaper: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1558 [05:58] <GreyVulpine> Once you find a server, you can enter its address into the multiplayer field of your client
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#1560 [05:58] <leaper> ok thanks!
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#1562 [06:00] <needhelp> umn i need help
#1563 [06:00] <needhelp> can anyone here help me?
#1564 [06:00] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#1565 [06:00] <needhelp> well when i go to play minecraft offline
#1566 [06:00] <needhelp> it says inder it not downloaded
#1567 [06:00] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for a minecraft account?
#1568 [06:00] <needhelp> under*
#1569 [06:00] <needhelp> no
#1570 [06:00] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft offline is not free. YOu need to pay for an account to play minecraft, period
#1571 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> The classic version of minecraft, the outdated version, is free
#1572 [06:01] <needhelp> but ive downloaded it before..
#1573 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Then you pirated it
#1574 [06:01] <needhelp> no
#1575 [06:01] <needhelp> from the actual site
#1576 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> There is no way of getting the minecraft files without a premium, paid for account
#1577 [06:01] <needhelp> okay then thank you
#1578 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> The files don't download from the launcher until you log in with a premium account
#1579 [06:05] <Demonen> What's the skin URL again?
#1580 [06:05] <Demonen> I want to fetch a user's skin :)
#1581 [06:05] <GreyVulpine> s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/usernamehere.png
#1582 [06:05] <GreyVulpine> Remember that it is caps sensitive
#1583 [06:06] <Demonen> Thanks
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#1585 [06:06] <leaper> hello
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#1587 [06:06] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1588 [06:06] <leaper> its me again
#1589 [06:06] <scotty> grey your back :D
#1590 [06:06] <scotty> i ummm let some other admin teamview me and then he changed my ip and MY INTERNET DIDNT WORK!!!!
#1591 [06:07] <GreyVulpine> Ruh-roh
#1592 [06:07] <scotty> huh?
#1593 [06:07] <leaper> i got the websites for multiplayer but i put there port in the search box it doesnt work, and the IDs make it say its a invald server
#1594 [06:07] <GreyVulpine> Uh-oh
#1595 [06:07] <scotty> but my older brother fixed it
#1596 [06:07] <GreyVulpine> leaper, the format goes as such, ip.add.ress.here:port
#1597 [06:07] <scotty> still want to have a try of fixing my portfoward?
#1598 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> If the port is 25565, you don't need to include it
#1599 [06:08] <leaper> ummm whut i dont get it still
#1600 [06:08] <leaper> Hmmm.
#1601 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> What server were you looking at leaper?
#1602 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> scotty - Hmm...
#1603 [06:08] <leaper> Er.
#1604 [06:09] <leaper> Ok. wait
#1605 [06:09] <scotty> want to have a try pelase :(? :D
#1606 [06:09] <pyman> Vulpine never explain ip addresses in that way again.
#1607 [06:09] <leaper> 83.222.240.30
#1608 [06:10] <pyman> That was the most confusing thing.
#1609 [06:10] <leaper> thats i ip address
#1610 [06:10] <leaper> the
#1611 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> pyman - Bwah?
#1612 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> !check 83.222.240.30
#1613 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Is it running on a custom port?
#1614 [06:10] <leaper> custom?
#1615 [06:11] <Demonen> !check minecraft.webkonsept.com
#1616 [06:11] <pyman> What is the link to the description of the server you are getting the ip from?
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#1618 [06:11] <Demonen> Wow, that's nice. Thanks, AuBot
#1619 [06:11] <leaper> small 8-player max (at moment), smoth playing style, evil mobs. Mods:towny,stargates,vaults,Hmod(134) and iConomy. Come and have a little fun
#1620 [06:11] <leaper> thats wut it says
#1621 [06:11] <pyman> No
#1622 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> leaper - What page is this from?
#1623 [06:11] <pyman> What web page are you at.
#1624 [06:11] <pyman> *?
#1625 [06:11] <leaper> ummm
#1626 [06:11] <pyman> Paste the link.
#1627 [06:12] <leaper> http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/server/?id=335
#1628 [06:12] <leaper> ooooooooo
#1629 [06:12] <pyman> Server Port: 26165
#1630 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> !check 83.222.240.30:26165
#1631 [06:12] <scotty> greyvulpine so can u help me?
#1632 [06:12] <leaper> no one is there?
#1633 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> Nope. To make it easy on you, try the server, "s.nerd.nu"
#1634 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> It should be running 1.0.0
#1635 [06:13] <leaper> http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/server/?id=2
#1636 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> scotty - Bah, kinda in the middle of a game right now
#1637 [06:13] <leaper> ok can u check this one? ill leave after this
#1638 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Try s.nerd.nu for a server
#1639 [06:14] <leaper> ok
#1640 [06:14] <scotty> thats fine
#1641 [06:15] <scotty> greyvulpine is there anyone else that can help me and not stuff my internet up?
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#1643 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> The majority of helpers around here are from the US. It's anywhere from 3-6 in the morning right now
#1644 [06:16] <pyman> 6
#1645 [06:20] <scotty> :(
#1646 [06:20] <scotty> grey u sure u cant help me been trying for days and i trust u :)
#1647 [06:21] <Boreeas> scotty: What's your problem?
#1648 [06:21] <scotty> i need to portfoward but i cant :(
#1649 [06:21] <scotty> not sure how
#1650 [06:21] <scotty> another admin teamvied me but stuffed my internet up
#1651 [06:22] <Boreeas> scotty: Sorry, I have no experience with portforwarding. Try this site: http://portforward.com/
#1652 [06:22] <scotty> im not sure how
#1653 [06:22] <scotty> dont want to reck my computer
#1654 [06:22] <Boreeas> Sorry then, I've never done it myself
#1655 [06:23] <scotty> thats fine
#1656 [06:24] <Basuro> scotty: does your router have a web interface or do you need to edit a config file?
#1657 [06:24] <scotty> u sure nobody can help me:( everyone says it takes 5min but no one can help me *crys*
#1658 [06:24] <scotty> basuro im not to sure?
#1659 [06:25] <Basuro> what brand is it?
#1660 [06:25] <scotty> ill pm u the info
#1661 [06:25] <Boreeas> scotty: try accessing 192.168.0.1 or 192.168.1.1 in your browser
#1662 [06:25] <scotty> there
#1663 [06:26] <Basuro> 192.168.2.1 would be the address you need to access
#1664 [06:26] <GreyVulpine> scotty's network is doubly-NATted
#1665 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> His computer is 192.168.2.8, going to a belkin router of 192.168.2.1. His modem is a combination modem/router, iconnect 622, with an ip address of 192.168.1.254
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#1667 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> His modem's giving his router an ip of 192.168.1.101
#1668 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> (basically, he needs to have two port forwards done)
#1669 [06:27] <Basuro> oh boy
#1670 [06:27] <scotty> huh? :(?
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#1672 [06:28] <Basuro> sorry scotty, that's a little too complicated for me right now :/
#1673 [06:28] <scotty> thats fine
#1674 [06:29] <Boreeas> why would you ever have two routers :O
#1675 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Many ISPs give out combination modem/routers these days.
#1676 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Horrid little things
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#1678 [06:31] <mib_ab3tex> anyone here?
#1679 [06:31] <GreyVulpine> Only the undead and the willing
#1680 [06:31] <mib_ab3tex> i have a quick question
#1681 [06:31] <Basuro> i'd just deactivate the routing functions on one of the routers, making it a simple modem... that would make things a lot easier
#1682 [06:31] <GreyVulpine> We have quick answers..
#1683 [06:31] <mib_ab3tex> Can a multiplayer server be on "Hardcore" mode?
#1684 [06:31] <scotty> yes
#1685 [06:31] <GreyVulpine> The vanilla server does not have the hardcore function
#1686 [06:32] <Boreeas> mib_ab3tex: Not by default, no
#1687 [06:32] <GreyVulpine> You would need to look for a modded server that does that
#1688 [06:32] <mib_ab3tex> oh
#1689 [06:32] <Boreeas> mib_ab3tex:Try the bukkit server wrapper and it's plugins: #bukkit
#1690 [06:32] <mib_ab3tex> Well then
#1691 [06:32] <mib_ab3tex> how do i set a survival server to be on hard then?
#1692 [06:32] <GreyVulpine> Set difficulty in server.properties to uh..
#1693 [06:33] <Boreeas> Open the configuration file, set difficulty to 3
#1694 [06:33] <GreyVulpine> ^
#1695 [06:33] <mib_ab3tex> 1 = calm?
#1696 [06:33] <GreyVulpine> 0 = peaceful
#1697 [06:33] <Boreeas> peaceful
#1698 [06:33] <mib_ab3tex> then whats 1?
#1699 [06:33] <Boreeas> easy, medium, hard
#1700 [06:33] <GreyVulpine> easy
#1701 [06:33] <GreyVulpine> See http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Server.properties
#1702 [06:33] <mib_ab3tex> whats the difference between easy and hard ?
#1703 [06:33] <Basuro> i'm inclined to say "rtfm"
#1704 [06:34] <Boreeas> Easy: Mo ,onsters at all
#1705 [06:34] <Boreeas> *Peaceful
#1706 [06:34] <Boreeas> Easy: Some monsters,less damage
#1707 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> Just see http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Difficulty
#1708 [06:34] <mib_ab3tex> At difficulty 1 there were monsters
#1709 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> best breakdown there
#1710 [06:34] <Boreeas> mib_ab3tex: Yes, 1 = easy
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#1712 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> The wiki covers all this in an excellent, searchable format
#1713 [06:35] <mib_ab3tex> oh yes i see
#1714 [06:35] <mib_ab3tex> i've been using 1 for months and i thought it was still hard to die
#1715 [06:35] <kenneth5345> why is my minecraft not working? when i try to update it dont go further then downloading packages
#1716 [06:35] <Boreeas> kenneth5345: Using avira as anti virus program?
#1717 [06:35] <kenneth5345> im using avast
#1718 [06:36] <Boreeas> See if your av program blocks downloads from minecraft
#1719 [06:36] <Basuro> kenneth5345: i have the same problem... ljwgl.jar stops at 18%
#1720 [06:37] <GreyVulpine> That usually occurs because some AVs report lwjgl as a false positive, and stop the download
#1721 [06:37] <GreyVulpine> Has been happening with multiple AV suites for the past year or so
#1722 [06:38] <Basuro> funny... i updated this machine several times and now is the first time it fails
#1723 [06:38] <Basuro> and i can't disable that stupid av thingie
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#1725 [06:39] <kenneth5346> its me again my nick name fucked:S
#1726 [06:39] * AuBot kicked kenneth5346 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enneth5346 :Please keep it civil.)
#1727 [06:39] <Basuro> ..short visit :D
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#1729 [06:40] <kenneth> meh/
#1730 [06:40] <kenneth> ok its not my antivirus
#1731 [06:41] <GreyVulpine> kenneth - When does it stop? How far in the bar do you get?
#1732 [06:41] <Tanics> sorry came in a bit late to this but have you tried another browser kenneth?
#1733 [06:41] <kenneth> it gets to the update dont even start just says downloading packages and dont go further
#1734 [06:42] <GreyVulpine> kenneth - Has minecraft worked before?
#1735 [06:42] <kenneth> yes. always
#1736 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, usually is some sort of security software. What AV package do you use? Do you have any program like a firewall or an internet protection suite?
#1737 [06:44] <kenneth> im using avast free antivirus and it have always been working
#1738 [06:44] <kenneth> i can play the game i just cant update
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#1740 [06:45] <GreyVulpine> Most, if not all, AV packages update on their own, which can change their detection at any time.
#1741 [06:45] <GreyVulpine> Are you running anything other than Avast free?
#1742 [06:46] <kenneth> nope
#1743 [06:46] <Tanics> it's true, our AVG updated at work today, stopped people from saving files through explorer., had to uninstall it to get updates working again, AVG wouldn't even update itself :S
#1744 [06:47] <GreyVulpine> Gah, don't get me started on AVG around here..
#1745 [06:47] <Tanics> yeah learning the hard way why nobody uses it
#1746 [06:48] <kenneth> oo i get it now
#1747 [06:48] <kenneth> i just needed to run it as admin
#1748 [06:48] <kenneth> :S
#1749 [06:49] <Basuro> lol?!
#1750 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#1751 [06:49] <Basuro> hm. didn't work for me :(
#1752 [06:50] <scotty> grey have any ideas for me
#1753 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> Basuro - If yours is stopping on lwjgl, I'd definitely look at your AV
#1754 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> scotty - You just need somebody competent to do port forwarding for you..
#1755 [06:50] <kenneth> i got it updated now:S i just ran it as administrator
#1756 [06:50] <Basuro> yeah... that's my guess too... but i can't disable my av
#1757 [06:50] <Tanics> scotty what are you trying to do mate?
#1758 [06:51] <GreyVulpine> scotty wants to host a server on his home connection, needs to do port forwarding, but is doubly-NATed
#1759 [06:51] <scotty> yeah and i have no idea what the heck to do
#1760 [06:52] <scotty> all i want to do is play with my friends :D
#1761 [06:52] <scotty> but i cant :(
#1762 [06:53] <Tanics> lemme have a look Scotty gimme 2 mins
#1763 [06:53] <scotty> ok
#1764 [06:54] <scotty> the last person who tried to do it for me name |kiikun| stuffed my internet up dont want that happining again :(
#1765 [06:56] <scotty> brb 2min
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#1767 [07:02] <scotty> back
#1768 [07:03] <scotty> tanics u there?
#1769 [07:04] <mib_ab3tex> i have another question.
#1770 [07:04] <Tanics> yeah mate, just private messaged you
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#1772 [07:04] <mib_ab3tex> Is there a way to make it so even when people login to your server, they have to somehow do "/login <username> <password>" to build anything
#1773 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_ab3tex - Only with a modded servef
#1774 [07:05] <mib_ab3tex> So a plugin cant do that?
#1775 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> Is what I meant, you would need to find a plugin for a modded server to do that
#1776 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> Tanics - Some info you might need: 192.168.2.8 -> 192.168.2.1/192.168.1.101 -> 192.168.1.254 (user/password root/0P3N)
#1777 [07:05] <mib_ab3tex> do you know any? :p
#1778 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> That's a question for #bukkit
#1779 [07:06] <Tanics> cheers GV
#1780 [07:06] <scotty> soeey went afk
#1781 [07:06] <scotty> back now
#1782 [07:08] <scotty> Tanics u there?
#1783 [07:08] <scotty> i pmed u
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#1787 [07:11] <gUni2002> So I guess Minecraft auth is down
#1788 [07:11] <gUni2002> >try to log in
#1789 [07:11] <gUni2002> >Reset password
#1790 [07:11] <gUni2002> >Input password
#1791 [07:11] <gUni2002> >"Wrong effing password"
#1792 [07:12] <gUni2002> Anyone got anything on this?
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#1794 [07:12] <zenon> http://jabbon.minitroopers.com
#1795 [07:12] <zenon> http://jabbon.minitroopers.com
#1796 [07:12] <zenon> http://jabbon.minitroopers.com
#1797 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> !kb zenon
#1798 [07:12] * GreyBot kicked zenon from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enon :<Kicks:856>)
#1799 [07:12] <gUni2002> pwned
#1800 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> gUni2002 - Pretty common issue we've seen, no fix that I know of
#1801 [07:12] <gUni2002> Danit
#1802 [07:12] <gUni2002> Damnit*
#1803 [07:13] <gUni2002> (Blargh, university keyboards)
#1804 [07:13] <gUni2002> I guess I just wait for them to fix it?
#1805 [07:14] <GreyVulpine> Pretty much, unless you can figure something out
#1806 [07:14] <gUni2002> ff..
#1807 [07:14] <gUni2002> okay
#1808 [07:14] <gUni2002> thanks
#1809 [07:14] * gUni2002 slaps VoxelHead
#1809 [07:14] <gUni2002> mm, I need to spend time here again
#1810 [07:15] <gUni2002> Maybe I'll take some time out of coding later :P
#1811 [07:17] <gUni2002> oh look, I logged in
#1812 [07:17] <gUni2002> weird
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#1814 [07:17] <kalmboy> hi im back:)
#1815 [07:18] <kalmboy> someone here?
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#1817 [07:18] <kalmboy> cna help me?
#1818 [07:18] <kalmboy> can*
#1819 [07:19] <kalmboy> can somone help me?
#1820 [07:19] <Boreeas> ??> kalmboy ask
#1821 [07:19] <VoxelHead> kalmboy: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1822 [07:19] <VoxelHead> kalmboy: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1823 [07:20] <kalmboy> my minecraft doesnt work
#1824 [07:22] <kalmboy> this is the error
#1825 [07:23] <kalmboy> Internet exception: java.net.SocketEceception: Connection reste by peer: socket write error
#1826 [07:24] <kalmboy> when i connect says downloading terrai nand this error
#1827 [07:24] <kalmboy> terrain*
#1828 [07:24] <Boreeas> kalmboy: When do you get this error?
#1829 [07:25] <kalmboy> yesterday
#1830 [07:25] <Boreeas> kalmboy: What where you doing right before you got this error?
#1831 [07:25] <kalmboy> i was playing another game
#1832 [07:26] <Boreeas> kalmboy: Sorry, let me rephrase that: What did you do in Minecraft when you got that error?
#1833 [07:27] <kalmboy> i was try to connect to a server
#1834 [07:28] <Boreeas> What is the IP of that server?
#1835 [07:28] <Boreeas> What is the IP of that server?
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#1838 [07:29] <Calinou> kalmboy: reconnect to the server
#1839 [07:30] <kalmboy> 85.25.100.194:25585
#1840 [07:31] <kalmboy> reconnect doesnt work
#1841 [07:31] <kalmboy> same error
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#1843 [07:32] <GreyVulpine> Try s.nerd.nu -- if that works, it's something on their end
#1844 [07:32] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, a corrupt player.dat file
#1845 [07:33] <mib_1nvr3z> Just bought Minecraft, but when I run it I can play for about 3-4 mins then it crashes and say Java error, any ideas please?
#1846 [07:33] <gUni2002> didn't s.nerd.nu ban Doridia?
#1847 [07:33] <gUni2002> Doridian*
#1848 [07:33] <kalmboy> grey ur talking to me?
#1849 [07:33] * gUni2002 checks
#1849 [07:33] <gUni2002> kalmboy: yes he is
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#1851 [07:34] <kalmboy> it desont work
#1852 [07:34] <gUni2002> oh, it was c.nerd
#1853 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> kalmboy - Do you get the same error?
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#1855 [07:36] <kalmboy> yes
#1856 [07:37] <GreyVulpine> Then you've got something on your computer, probably a firewall, filtering traffic
#1857 [07:37] <kalmboy> my firewall is off
#1858 [07:37] <kalmboy> and my internet speed is 700 kb sec
#1859 [07:38] <gUni2002> kb or kB?
#1860 [07:39] <kalmboy> kB
#1861 [07:39] <gUni2002> hmm
#1862 [07:39] <kalmboy> that error is only with that server now
#1863 [07:39] <kalmboy> :(
#1864 [07:39] <gUni2002> if it's just with the one server then its their problem
#1865 [07:39] <kalmboy> can someone give me survival cracked server ip?:)
#1866 [07:39] <gUni2002> Nope.
#1867 [07:39] <GreyVulpine> ...
#1868 [07:40] <GreyVulpine> Leave. Now.
#1869 [07:40] <gUni2002> ^
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#1871 [07:40] <gUni2002> We don't support piracy here.
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#1877 [07:51] <aljorub> i have a problam with the mouse on minecraft
#1878 [07:52] <aljorub> when the cross icon is not level with my mouse so i have to click the dirt with the top of the cross
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#1882 [08:08] <DevilEmil> Minecraft is closing itself after max. 5mins of playing... Can you help me ? [I don´t know where to upload the error report "hs_err_pid"]
#1883 [08:11] <DevilEmil> Errr guys ?
#1884 [08:19] <DevilEmil> I dont want to start to spamm - but is someone here ?
#1885 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> Could you share them via www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL to it?
#1886 [08:20] <TheNoodle> Anyone know of a way to check if a minecraft account exists? (premium or not)
#1887 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> Just for premium, not overall
#1888 [08:21] <DevilEmil> http://pastebin.com/dR4KMHHp
#1889 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> DevilEmil - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#1890 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> ??> DevilEmil win/dxdiag
#1891 [08:21] <VoxelHead> DevilEmil: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1892 [08:22] <VoxelHead> DevilEmil: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
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#1894 [08:24] <DevilEmil> http://pastebin.com/PetEhh2c
#1895 [08:28] <aljorub> i have a problam with the mouse on minecraft
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#1897 [08:28] <aljorub> when the cross icon is not level with my mouse so i have to click the dirt with the top of the cross
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#1899 [08:38] <DevilEmil> So, any solutions yet ?
#1900 [08:38] <DevilEmil> [Or is the only solution ot get a new Notebook ? :D]
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#1902 [08:44] <Aratsi> DevilEmil: get a new desktop computer! ;)
#1903 [08:45] <DevilEmil> desktop computer ? Why ...?
#1904 [08:45] <Aratsi> why notebook if you want to play games? :p
#1905 [08:46] <DevilEmil> Because I want to be flexible...
#1906 [08:46] <DevilEmil> [Ok, skype works, too...]
#1907 [08:47] <Aratsi> if you want to be flexible you should start stretching.... ok i'll shut up now
#1908 [08:48] <DevilEmil> I don´t need to stretch, I AM already flexible... [But I didn´t mean that with being flexible lol]
#1909 [08:54] <Aratsi> DevilEmil: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/802458-closes-minecraft/
#1910 [08:55] <Aratsi> the helper there suggests to update video card drivers, which would not be a bad idea as yours are from 2007
#1911 [08:56] <DevilEmil> Where did you see that my Driver is from 2007 ?
#1912 [08:57] <Aratsi> from the dxdiag info
#1913 [08:57] <Aratsi> Card name: ATI MOBILITY FIRE GL T2
#1914 [08:57] <Aratsi> Driver Date/Size: 2/6/2007 22:38:48, 227328 bytes
#1915 [08:57] <DevilEmil> Oh, I didn´t see the Driver Date...
#1916 [08:57] <TheNoodle> lol
#1917 [09:00] <DevilEmil> How can I update it ? Google gave me links of the driver from 2007 :/
#1918 [09:02] <DevilEmil> http://www.driverboost.com/lp/de/drivers/update/ati-video-treiber.php?gclid=COOLoo3yx6wCFcyIDgodQxNGqQ
#1919 [09:02] <DevilEmil> Will this help ?
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#1921 [09:03] <Aratsi> that looks scary
#1922 [09:04] <Micky2506> Can you add multi-directory (.minecraft) support?
#1923 [09:05] <clarjon1> huh
#1924 [09:05] <Micky2506> When is the mod support coming out
#1925 [09:05] <Micky2506> ?
#1926 [09:05] <clarjon1> Micky2506: We dont' know
#1927 [09:05] <clarjon1> we're just a bunch of volunteers who play the game a lot, and try to help other users
#1928 [09:05] <Micky2506> I see.
#1929 [09:06] <DevilEmil> I installed that DriverBoost, maybe it will help something. Or - I hope so because Google have only 2007 versions...
#1930 [09:06] <clarjon1> Micky2506: One thing i'd love to be able to see added to Minecraft is the ability to connect to older servers lol
#1931 [09:07] <clarjon1> Micky2506: You'd think it wouldn't be that difficult to do, unless old block IDs got replaced, right?
#1932 [09:07] <Micky2506> Definetly! And newer seervers too. Like partial update
#1933 [09:07] <clarjon1> nah
#1934 [09:07] <Micky2506> Why not
#1935 [09:07] <clarjon1> newer servers would cause problems, because of potential new items
#1936 [09:07] <Micky2506> true
#1937 [09:07] <clarjon1> bug going backwards would be safe
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#1939 [09:07] <clarjon1> after all, it's the server that tells the client what to render
#1940 [09:08] <clarjon1> and it's the server that manages crafting, etc.
#1941 [09:08] <Micky2506> twhat about obtaining new items
#1942 [09:08] <Micky2506> twhat about obtaining new items
#1943 [09:08] * Web|mongo [Web|mongo@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1944 [09:08] <Micky2506> in creative
#1945 [09:08] <clarjon1> Like i said, it's the server that manages items.
#1946 [09:08] <TheNoodle> Maybe not...
#1947 [09:08] <TheNoodle> What about new client packets?
#1948 [09:08] <Micky2506> Right
#1949 [09:08] <TheNoodle> for example, sprinting.
#1950 [09:09] <clarjon1> TheNoodle: I mean, connecting to 1.8 servers with 1.0.0
#1951 [09:09] <TheNoodle> You know, I think spoutcraft can do that.
#1952 [09:09] <clarjon1> mhm, so why can't the native client?
#1953 [09:10] <Micky2506> bye
#1954 [09:10] <clarjon1> if they program the client so it's a bit more modular, they can just poll the server upon connection for what version, then temporarily disable the unsupported features in the client
#1955 [09:11] <clarjon1> I mean, after a huge change ( new lighting system etc ) i don't expect a 1.8/1.9/1.0.0 client to be very compatible with a 1.7.3 server
#1956 [09:12] <clarjon1> But, it's just been version numbers change, there's not been THAT big of a backend/packet change, other than new crafting, and new block-ids, and such
#1957 [09:12] <clarjon1> stuff that the server manages showing to the client.
#1958 [09:12] * mib_yft8me [mib_yft8me@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1959 [09:12] <DevilEmil> Aratsi, my driker IS the newest driver...
#1960 [09:17] <DevilEmil> So will someone give me a solution ? (http://pastebin.com/dR4KMHHp hs_err_pid) (http://pastebin.com/PetEhh2c DxDiag)
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#1962 [09:20] <guacamole> hola algien habla español
#1963 [09:20] <guacamole> ???
#1964 [09:25] <Basuro> solo ingles
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#1966 [09:38] <verkon> Hi, i need help with reseting my password for my account
#1967 [09:39] <verkon> the email gives me the username and the reset password link, but it does not reset my password
#1968 [09:42] <mib_yft8me> Hello, I just started playing minecraft and I purchased the full game, however I am having a few problems. Every time I start the game it runs and starts fine, no lag or problems with graphics but for some reason after about ten to fifteen minutes of play the screen goes black and my pc is forced to restart and I dont receive a error message.
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#1970 [09:43] <mib_yft8me> please help, thanks.
#1971 [09:44] <Boreeas> mib_yft8me: How much RAM do you have?
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#1974 [09:46] <Amonchakad> hello, could someone explain to me how resolution and FOV work within minecraft?
#1975 [09:46] <Amonchakad> hello, could someone explain to me how resolution and FOV work within minecraft?
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#1977 [09:50] <Amonchakad> could anyone help me?
#1978 [09:52] <mib_yft8me> I have 2GB memory and a 600GB 2x30 SATA NCU Disc Drive, A PentiumD 950 (P) DC 3.4 GHz base processor and a GeForce 7500LE graphics card. And i have updated all the drivers.
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#1980 [09:54] <AndroUser> hi@all
#1981 [09:55] <mib_yft8me> Any Ideas why its forcing my computer to restart?
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#1984 [10:00] <Amonchakad> is anyone active here?:)
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#1986 [10:03] <mib_yft8me> Hmm anyone?
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#1988 [10:04] <wosie> hi
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#1990 [10:05] <wosie> i have a problem i got a new pc and i instalet the game mc amd java but when i run mc in some time its getting mega lags so i nearly can't move plzz help
#1991 [10:06] <clarjon1> hmm
#1992 [10:07] <clarjon1> yo xales, shouldn't the topic be updated to say "1.0.0" instead of "1.9"?
#1993 [10:07] <mib_yft8me> Boreeas: any ideas?
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#1995 [10:08] <|Kiikun|> clarjon1: topic does say 1.0 you mean one of the bot notices?
#1996 [10:10] <dado6612> if anyone is familiar with buildcraft on some higher level, please PM me
#1997 [10:10] <mib_yft8me> hmm it seems like no one can help me....
#1998 [10:11] <|Kiikun|> ??> dado6612 mods
#1999 [10:11] <VoxelHead> dado6612: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2000 [10:11] <VoxelHead> dado6612: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#2002 [10:12] <dado6612> ah, just hoped someone uses it and could try to help with some problem, thanks anyway
#2003 [10:12] <|Kiikun|> wosie: new comp have intel video card where old one had an ati or nvidia?
#2004 [10:12] <leaper> hello.can someone tell me why i cant buy minecraft with elv?
#2005 [10:12] <|Kiikun|> mib_yft8me: minecraft shouldnt force you to restart...
#2006 [10:13] <|Kiikun|> leaper: whats elv? and you can buy minecraft with any form of payment supported by moneybookers or paypal.
#2007 [10:14] <wosie> so i can't play minecraft kiikun?
#2008 [10:14] <mib_yft8me> Kiikun: I know right? that's why I am confused, it has happened a few times now and I'm pretty sure my computer should handle it...
#2009 [10:16] <mib_yft8me> Its been extremely frustrating and I am confused lol.
#2010 [10:16] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: no, the topic
#2011 [10:16] <clarjon1> oh, wait, the bot notice
#2012 [10:16] <clarjon1> derp
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#2014 [10:16] <clarjon1> Be nice, VoxelHead, i'm not fully awake yet... lol
#2015 [10:16] <obi_wan> hey
#2016 [10:16] <obi_wan> who can help me
#2017 [10:17] <clarjon1> sup, kenobi?
#2018 [10:17] <|Kiikun|> ??> wosie win/dxdiag
#2019 [10:17] <VoxelHead> wosie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2020 [10:17] <VoxelHead> wosie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#2021 [10:17] * |Kiikun| isnt even awake yet...
#2021 [10:17] <clarjon1> ??> obi_wan ask
#2022 [10:17] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2023 [10:17] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2025 [10:18] <obi_wan> i had minecraft 1.8.1 and would play offline with hamachi and my friend
#2026 [10:18] <obi_wan> but my server ist outdated O.o
#2027 [10:18] <clarjon1> you updated to 1.0.0
#2028 [10:18] <clarjon1> the server didn't
#2029 [10:18] <clarjon1> also, ew, hamachi
#2030 [10:18] <obi_wan> yes
#2031 [10:18] <clarjon1> ?? hamachi
#2032 [10:18] <clarjon1> hm
#2033 [10:19] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: 1: hamachi conflicts with the internet new. use proper port forwarding.
#2034 [10:19] <obi_wan> my hamachi number is 5.38.47.93 but no Password
#2035 [10:19] <clarjon1> ;hamachi
#2036 [10:19] <|Kiikun|> ?? fubar/hamachi
#2037 [10:19] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2038 [10:19] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2039 [10:19] <clarjon1> there we go
#2040 [10:19] <obi_wan> what what?
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#2042 [10:19] <clarjon1> Yeah, Hamachi is essentially voiding your warranty on the internet
#2043 [10:19] <obi_wan> in youtube therer are vids
#2044 [10:19] <clarjon1> Noone will touch you here
#2045 [10:19] <obi_wan> but that dont get by me >.<
#2046 [10:19] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: 2: you need to download the new server from minecraft.net
#2047 [10:20] <obi_wan> had ..
#2048 [10:20] <obi_wan> and the exe too..
#2049 [10:20] <clarjon1> the minecraft_server.exe?
#2050 [10:20] <obi_wan> of course..
#2051 [10:20] <obi_wan> yes
#2052 [10:20] <mib_yft8me> So can anyone help me with the force restart that Mincraft has been doing to my computer?
#2053 [10:20] <obi_wan> www.minecraft.net/downloads
#2054 [10:20] <clarjon1> obi_wan: and you did stop the server first, right?
#2055 [10:20] <clarjon1> obi_wan: Before downloading?
#2056 [10:21] <obi_wan> no i closed my server
#2057 [10:21] <obi_wan> and
#2058 [10:21] <obi_wan> i take a new oder
#2059 [10:21] <obi_wan> but i think
#2060 [10:21] <obi_wan> i must
#2061 [10:21] <obi_wan> delet my old
#2062 [10:21] <obi_wan> or?
#2063 [10:21] <clarjon1> obi_wan: Delete all copies of minecraft_server.exe, then download a new copy
#2064 [10:21] <clarjon1> and get rid of hamachi, and learn to use the port forwarding feature on your router -_-
#2065 [10:21] <obi_wan> okei
#2066 [10:21] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: you stop and close the server, replace the serverexe with the new one, then start it again
#2067 [10:22] <obi_wan> wait a moment please ;)
#2068 [10:22] <obi_wan> must i install hamachi against too?
#2069 [10:22] <|Kiikun|> hamachi = bad. dont use it :/
#2070 [10:22] <clarjon1> hamchi is crud
#2071 [10:22] <clarjon1> it slows down computers, opens MANY security vulnerabilities, and other 'fun' stuff
#2072 [10:23] <clarjon1> Good god, the number of virus infested computers i've had to clean, due to hamachi....
#2073 [10:23] <clarjon1> you pretty much open every single port on your computer ( including file sharing! ) with that software, you know.
#2074 [10:23] <|Kiikun|> clarjon1: from unsecured hamachi?
#2075 [10:23] <obi_wan> no
#2076 [10:23] <obi_wan> i dont know
#2077 [10:23] <obi_wan> wait please
#2078 [10:23] <wosie> VoxelHead: http://pastebin.com/aNra92bR
#2079 [10:23] <obi_wan> i downloading the server and exe
#2080 [10:23] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: Well, it does make the computer think it's on a LAN
#2081 [10:24] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: It is a VPN software after all
#2082 [10:24] <obi_wan> so..
#2083 [10:24] <obi_wan> what i did do know?
#2084 [10:24] <obi_wan> now*
#2085 [10:24] <obi_wan> i have ut
#2086 [10:24] <obi_wan> put
#2087 [10:24] <obi_wan> minecraft exe
#2088 [10:24] <obi_wan> and server exe
#2089 [10:24] <obi_wan> in a new
#2090 [10:25] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: enter key is not a punctuation mark
#2091 [10:25] <obi_wan> order*
#2092 [10:25] <clarjon1> wtf do you mean, order?
#2093 [10:25] <clarjon1> folder?
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#2095 [10:25] <obi_wan> yes
#2096 [10:25] <obi_wan> folder
#2097 [10:25] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: off-topic, but for the lulz: http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-win-photos-bathroom-revelation-win.jpg
#2098 [10:25] <|Kiikun|> clarjon1: he was muted.
#2099 [10:25] <obi_wan> im from russian sry
#2100 [10:25] <mib_brienr> wIE KANN ICH WAS ANSEHEN DAS DAN ZU WEIZEN WIRD?
#2101 [10:26] <mib_yft8me> I have 2GB memory and a 600GB 2x30 SATA NCU Disc Drive, A PentiumD 950 (P) DC 3.4 GHz base processor and a GeForce 7500LE graphics card. And i have updated all the drivers. But the game crashes and my comp force restarts? any ideas?
#2102 [10:26] <wosie> you got it voxelhead?
#2103 [10:26] <clarjon1> wosie: voxelhead is a bot.
#2104 [10:26] <obi_wan> #Minecraft server properties #Mon Nov 21 16:25:38 CET 2011 allow-nether=true level-name=world allow-flight=false enable-query=false server-port=25565 enable-rcon=false level-seed= server-ip=5.38.47.9 white-list=false spawn-animals=true online-mode=fals pvp=true difficulty=1 gamemode=0 max-players=20 spawn-monsters=true view-distance=10 motd=A Minecraft Server
#2105 [10:26] <obi_wan> right?
#2106 [10:26] <wosie> lol
#2107 [10:26] <obi_wan> online-mode:false
#2108 [10:26] <wosie> i gonna kill my self
#2109 [10:26] <|Kiikun|> wosie: was looking at it. nothing hardware wise shoudl be causing you lag. you have alot of stuff open?
#2110 [10:27] <wosie> i don't have?
#2111 [10:27] <clarjon1> wosie: Pretty decent system :)
#2112 [10:28] <|Kiikun|> wosie: also just confirmed you have the latest video driver, which was what i thought might be the issue... you have 64 bit java 6 update 29 installed?
#2113 [10:29] <obi_wan> WTF!! -.- Oudated Client against -.-
#2114 [10:29] <|Kiikun|> wosie: NOT java 7. i just uninstalled 7 myself and its running better on 6 for me
#2115 [10:29] <wosie> yh i have 64 bit java
#2116 [10:29] <obi_wan> What can i do? <.<
#2117 [10:29] <clarjon1> obi_wan: what happens if you stop the server and try to connect
#2118 [10:29] <mib_brienr> Wie kan ich weizen machen?
#2119 [10:29] <obi_wan> i must stop the server
#2120 [10:29] <obi_wan> then connect?
#2121 [10:29] <clarjon1> obi_wan: give that a try.
#2122 [10:30] <obi_wan> on multiplayer mode?
#2123 [10:30] <clarjon1> yes
#2124 [10:30] <obi_wan> Can't reach server
#2125 [10:30] <clarjon1> ok, so you do control it
#2126 [10:30] <obi_wan> Connection refused
#2127 [10:30] <mib_brienr> Kennt jemand einen multiplayer server?
#2128 [10:30] <mib_yft8me> I have a HP Pavilion Media Center TV m7567c Desktop PC... if that helps?
#2129 [10:30] <clarjon1> mib_brienr: English Please
#2130 [10:30] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: english please.
#2131 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> If you looked at obi_wan's server.properties, you'll see server-ip=5.38.47.9
#2132 [10:30] <obi_wan> mib brienier?
#2133 [10:31] <wosie> kiikun: it don't lag when im on power saving mode
#2134 [10:31] <GreyVulpine> Means the server only accepts connections from that IP
#2135 [10:31] <obi_wan> ich kann deutsch ^^
#2136 [10:31] <clarjon1> oooo
#2137 [10:31] <clarjon1> hah
#2138 [10:31] <obi_wan> WTF!!
#2139 [10:31] <obi_wan> he let see me
#2140 [10:31] <obi_wan> Oudated client!-.-
#2141 [10:31] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_brienr smp/servers
#2142 [10:31] <VoxelHead> mib_brienr: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2143 [10:31] <VoxelHead> mib_brienr: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2144 [10:31] <obi_wan> lease help ..
#2145 [10:32] <obi_wan> i dont know <.<
#2146 [10:32] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: and wheat can be grown from seeds on farmland.
#2147 [10:32] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Wheat
#2148 [10:32] <mib_brienr> mit weelchen seeds?
#2149 [10:32] <clarjon1> morning, GreyVulpine
#2150 [10:32] * GreyVulpine waves
#2150 [10:32] <obi_wan> which verison is better 1.0.0 or 1.8.1
#2151 [10:32] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.0
#2152 [10:32] <obi_wan> version*
#2153 [10:32] <clarjon1> obi_wan: 1.0.0
#2154 [10:32] <Boreeas> 1.0.0
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#2156 [10:32] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: punch some tall grass :D
#2157 [10:32] <Boreeas> :P
#2158 [10:33] <obi_wan> sure 1.0.0?
#2159 [10:33] <Boreeas> Yes
#2160 [10:33] <Boreeas> 1.8.1 was beta
#2161 [10:33] <obi_wan> and who like ot help my on my 1.0.0 server?
#2162 [10:33] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: Beta 1.8.1 updated to 1.0.0
#2163 [10:33] <mib_yft8me> :( im turning into the hulk over here....
#2164 [10:33] <clarjon1> obi_wan: 1.8.1 is Beta, 1.0.0 is Full.
#2165 [10:33] <clarjon1> oh
#2166 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes. Minecraft went from 1.8.1 Beta -> 1.0.0 Final
#2167 [10:33] <|Kiikun|> note the lack of beta
#2168 [10:33] <clarjon1> wait
#2169 [10:33] <Boreeas> 1.0.0 is the full version
#2170 [10:33] <obi_wan> who like help me? ^^
#2171 [10:33] <Boreeas> Lol, spam of version numbers :P
#2172 [10:33] <clarjon1> obi_wan: Restart the minecraft Client, and when it asks if you want to update, say Yes.
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#2174 [10:34] <clarjon1> He's trying to connect to his 1.0.0 server with a 1.8.1 client
#2175 [10:34] <clarjon1> I'll bet you.
#2176 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> Also betting that obi_wan doesn't exactly have a legal version of minecraft?
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#2178 [10:35] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: minecraft username?
#2179 [10:35] <mib_yft8me> does anyone have any ideas at all as to why it is being ridiculous and malicious and or evil?
#2180 [10:35] <clarjon1> mib_yft8me: it could be a java issue, what version of Java do you have
#2181 [10:36] <obi_wan> yeh!!
#2182 [10:36] <obi_wan> yeah!! minecraftz 1.0.0 is working^^
#2183 [10:36] <obi_wan> wohi like help me?
#2184 [10:36] <mib_yft8me> clarjon1: let me check.
#2185 [10:36] <obi_wan> name: world id: 5.38.47.93
#2186 [10:36] <clarjon1> obi_wan: no.
#2187 [10:36] <clarjon1> obi_wan: Nobody here will help you with Hamachi.
#2188 [10:36] <obi_wan> 20 players
#2189 [10:36] <clarjon1> ugh
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#2191 [10:37] <wosie> |Kiikun| i still don't get how to make minecraft work normal btw it works fine on power saving mode but on fps or balanced it make a sound in my pc and i dosen't work normal
#2192 [10:37] <clarjon1> wosie: Have you tried cleaning your computer? It could be related to Dust buildup...
#2193 [10:37] <mib_yft8me> clarjon1: Java 6 update 29.
#2194 [10:37] <|Kiikun|> wosie: wait.. your computer itself makes odd sounds? not the speakers?
#2195 [10:37] <wosie> clarjon1: its a new pc
#2196 [10:38] <clarjon1> wosie: so?
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#2198 [10:38] <clarjon1> wosie: do you have any pets?
#2199 [10:38] <wosie> clarjon1: its 3 days old
#2200 [10:38] <clarjon1> well then
#2201 [10:38] <clarjon1> if it's a hardware problem
#2202 [10:38] <|Kiikun|> wosie: also make sure your not using java7. 7 seems to have issues with 1.0.0 moreso than the betas
#2203 [10:38] <clarjon1> you should get that checked out under warranty.
#2204 [10:38] <Alien_616> oh herro.
#2205 [10:39] <clarjon1> mib_yft8me: I'm not sure what to tell ya :s
#2206 [10:40] <wosie> |Kiikun|: oh ok but can i get a link to java 6 then i can't find it on the webside
#2207 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> :j
#2208 [10:40] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#2209 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2210 [10:40] <mib_cg9eg2> i have avira internet security & minecraft 1 - downloading new client is ok when web protect is turned off - but when i am running minecraft server (1.0) - the client on the same machine as the server is OK (localhost) - but on the other client (in the local netwok) - it doesnt work - shall i call avira ß
#2211 [10:40] * |Kiikun| gots greyja'd!
#2211 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> Avira and minecraft have a hate-hate relationship
#2212 [10:40] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_cg9eg2 virus/avira
#2213 [10:40] <VoxelHead> mib_cg9eg2: (virus/avira) To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#2214 [10:40] <VoxelHead> mib_cg9eg2: (virus/avira) Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2215 [10:41] <mib_cg9eg2> OK - i will try - thxs
#2216 [10:42] <mib_yft8me> clarjon1 hmm, would my anti virus software cause problems? Know anything about Trend Micro internet security?
#2217 [10:43] <clarjon1> Never used that software.
#2218 [10:43] <GreyVulpine> Can't say I've had, or heard about, any problems with Trend and minecraft here.
#2219 [10:43] <wosie> |Kiikun| i can see i all ready have java 64 bit 6 update 29 on it
#2220 [10:43] <GreyVulpine> And I've been here a while now
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#2222 [10:43] <|Kiikun|> wosie: ok then im stumped as to whats wrong. describe the sound your computer is making? it might actually be hardware buggering out
#2223 [10:44] <wosie> |Kiikun| its like a bip tone or somthing
#2224 [10:44] <|Kiikun|> wosie: and its coming from the computer case itself, not the speekers?
#2225 [10:45] <wosie> |Kiikun| yh
#2226 [10:46] <wosie> |Kiikun| if it help its going difrend whne i press singelplayer
#2227 [10:46] <mib_brienr> "Wo bekomme ich weizen samen her?
#2228 [10:46] <mib_yft8me> ok good to know, question i am running Java 6 update 29 but I just noticed when i enter options in Minecraft and set render to far it says i am using a 32 bit Java not 64 and that 64 is recommended... should i try un-installing then re-installing the software?
#2229 [10:46] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: break tall grass.
#2230 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> That would be a good idea.
#2231 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Completely remove java from your system before reinstalling 64 bit java. Ensures you're getting a fresh copy
#2232 [10:47] <mib_brienr> Ich muss zum pflanzen die erde mit der hoe umgraben dan planze ich und der samen ist wieder weg
#2233 [10:47] <|Kiikun|> wosie: if theres fairly high pitched beeps similar to when you turn the computer on going off during use.... thats the motherboard crying out for help.
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#2235 [10:48] <wosie> |Kiikun| some how its stop i reinstaled the java system and its not saying eny sounds
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#2237 [10:49] <|Kiikun|> wosie: still being laggy?
#2238 [10:49] <mib_yft8me> sounds like a plan, and also i purchased minecraft from http://www.minecraft.net and also installed the game from here and was wondering if there was any news of this being faulty?
#2239 [10:49] <wosie> |Kiikun| so i thing it have somthing to do whit the instalition of java and im gonna see if its gonna lagg now
#2240 [10:49] <wosie> |Kiikun| give me 5 min
#2241 [10:50] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: you hoe the grass/dirt to become farmland, place the seed and wait a bit, use bonemeal to make it instantly grow if you want.
#2242 [10:50] <mib_yft8me> i wasn't sure if this was the correct site :/ lol
#2243 [10:50] <wosie> |Kiikun| oh shit is still saying the sound
#2244 [10:50] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: dont walk on the farmland if you can help it. and try and have water nearby on the same level to accelerate its growth.
#2245 [10:51] <mib_yft8me> |Kiikun| or you can use bone meal if its available.
#2246 [10:52] <|Kiikun|> mib_yft8me: already said that.
#2247 [10:52] <mib_brienr> ok
#2248 [10:52] <mib_yft8me> ok!
#2249 [10:52] <mib_yft8me> :)
#2250 [10:52] <mib_brienr> wie hoch wachst zuckerrohr?
#2251 [10:52] <Tobie> Hello everyone, i got a large problem (Mac OSX). Since update to 1.0.0 from beta. i got a failure updating minecraft, and i couldnt start minecraft. after that i just uninstalled minecraft including deleted folder in application support and tried to download it agian, the problem is now that within the new download i can't start it at all
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#2253 [10:53] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: sugar cane grows itself :P you have to find some and place it on either dirt, grass, or sand directly adjacent to water.
#2254 [10:54] <mib_brienr> Danke
#2255 [10:54] <mib_yft8me> Anyway thanks for the help. Goodbye!
#2256 [10:57] <Tobie> so is there anyone at all that have been noticed or know any kind of update failure or running failure for OSX after final release
#2257 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Tobie - Does the launcher run at all for you?
#2258 [10:58] <Tobie> GreyVulpine: i do double click it and the animation starts that i staring up minecraft. but nothing happens after that.
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#2260 [10:59] <technikfischer> hallo
#2261 [10:59] <Tobie> i think that it may b a java faliure but it worked fine before the update
#2262 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, could you pull up your terminal, type in "open" then drag the minecraft app over?
#2263 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> Pretty sure it's just a permissions issue, but want to make sure
#2264 [11:00] <technikfischer> can you give me an adress of an minecraft server in creative mode, where i am allowed to build something(sorry for my bad english, i am from austria)
#2265 [11:00] <GreyVulpine> Try c.nerd.nu?
#2266 [11:00] <technikfischer> port?
#2267 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> Default I believe
#2268 [11:01] <technikfischer> thanks
#2269 [11:01] <Tobie> GreyVulpine: open terminal and then what?
#2270 [11:01] <wosie> |Kiikun| ty ist not laggin eny more but i don't knowh how i did it but nm ty eny way
#2271 [11:01] <Tobie> oh
#2272 [11:01] <|Kiikun|> wosie: was probably java derping out then
#2273 [11:02] <Tobie> GreyVulpine: LSOpenURLsWithRole() failed with error -10810 for the file /Applications/Minecraft.app.
#2274 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> Yup, as I thought
#2275 [11:02] <wosie> |Kiikun| yh i ges so
#2276 [11:02] <wosie> bye
#2277 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> Tobie - Type in: chmod +x
#2278 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> Then click and drag the app over, then add:
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#2280 [11:02] <mib_brienr> Braucht weizen wasser
#2281 [11:02] <mib_brienr> ?
#2282 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> /Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#2283 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> Then enter, and see if you can run minecraft now
#2284 [11:03] <Issith> does anyone know if it's possible to setup a SMP hardcore server?
#2285 [11:03] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: water hydrates farmland and doubles growth rate.
#2286 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> Issith - Not in vanilla
#2287 [11:03] <mib_brienr> hydrat ackerland?
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#2289 [11:03] <Tobie> so it should bee in one line chmod +x /applications/minecraft.app /contents/macOS/JavaApplicationStub
#2290 [11:03] <Tobie> ?
#2291 [11:04] <Issith> grayvulpine I sopose there's a mod then?
#2292 [11:04] <TheNoodle> Issith, what aspects of hardcore do you want?
#2293 [11:04] <|Kiikun|> mib_brienr: a MrPixelTech video that does alot of explaining of wheat farming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uadai7C1Das :D
#2294 [11:04] <Issith> permanent death and hard setting
#2295 [11:04] <Issith> with starvation and all
#2296 [11:05] <Issith> well I guess hard would suffice
#2297 [11:05] <TheNoodle> There's plugins that ban users on death yes.
#2298 [11:05] <mib_brienr> danke
#2299 [11:05] <Issith> since I will be playing with friends
#2300 [11:05] <|Kiikun|> Issith: you can just set difficulty to hard.
#2301 [11:05] <Issith> I tried changinf the Difficulty setting in the server properties to =2 but that didn't do it
#2302 [11:05] <|Kiikun|> Issith: byt beyond that its all servermods
#2303 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> difficulty = 2 is normal mode
#2304 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> 3 is hard
#2305 [11:06] <Issith> oh
#2306 [11:06] <|Kiikun|> 0 = peaceful 1 = easy :D
#2307 [11:06] <Issith> ahh
#2308 [11:06] <|Kiikun|> Arrays FTW!
#2309 [11:06] <Issith> so its easy on default :S
#2310 [11:06] * GreyVulpine nods
#2310 [11:06] <Issith> thanks for the help then guys :)
#2311 [11:07] <Tobie> GreyVulpine: eh, feeling like a noob here, come agian, i tried to do as u said but it said that /Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub: no such file or directory O.o
#2312 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> No, follow exactly what I'm saying, this is all on one line
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#2314 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> type in: "chmod +x", then click and drag the minecraft.app over, then add in: "/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub" at the end
#2315 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> Then press enter
#2316 [11:08] <Tobie> i tried.
#2317 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> Where do you have minecraft.app?
#2318 [11:09] <Tobie> in my applications folder
#2319 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> ?? mac/permissions
#2320 [11:09] <VoxelHead> mac/permissions: You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#2321 [11:09] <VoxelHead> mac/permissions: chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#2322 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> Put that into your terminal ^
#2323 [11:09] <mib_brienr> kennt jemand einen mod der alles zerschlagen kann?
#2324 [11:09] <Tobie> tyvm
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#2327 [11:13] <Crystalwolf> Hey has anybody here ran a dedicated minecraft server on linux before?
#2328 [11:14] * TheNoodle nods
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#2329 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> Many have
#2330 [11:14] <mib_brienr> Hat jemand einen minecraft server von euch?
#2331 [11:15] <TheNoodle> Typ /join #smp
#2332 [11:15] <TheNoodle> dort fragen.
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#2334 [11:16] <mib_brienr> Ich komm jicht rein wurde gebannt obwohle ich nie drin war
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#2337 [11:21] <Crystalwolf> I was thinking of setting-up a dedicated Minecraft server and heard Linux would be the way to go?
#2338 [11:22] <|Kiikun|> Crystalwolf: linux is what people usually use for their any standalone server
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#2340 [11:22] <|Kiikun|> 1: free os. 2: can basicly run forever once setup
#2341 [11:22] <Crystalwolf> SO how would i go about doing it? Very minimal?
#2342 [11:23] <|Kiikun|> Crystalwolf: probably get a 'server' build and just install the minecraft server.
#2343 [11:24] * |Kiikun| 's server runs gentoo setup without a GUI...
#2343 [11:24] <Crystalwolf> BUt I heard there was a way of making it very minamilisticOS?
#2344 [11:24] <Crystalwolf> Im new to Linux
#2345 [11:25] <|Kiikun|> and im no linux master :P
#2346 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> Could always try out MineOS. http://minecraft.codeemo.com/
#2347 [11:26] <|Kiikun|> ...w ait what!?
#2348 [11:26] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;
#2349 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> Nix distro that does nothing but serve up Minecraft
#2350 [11:26] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2351 [11:26] <|Kiikun|> entirely not surprised that exists
#2352 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> Been around since before bukkit..
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#2355 [11:27] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: my server couldnt run minecraft for more than a half person
#2356 [11:27] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2356 [11:27] <clarjon1> My net connection gives out at about 3 ppl connected lol
#2357 [11:28] <Crystalwolf> SO wait thats a OS?
#2358 [11:28] <|Kiikun|> :os
#2359 [11:28] <MateO> hello I have a problem, I started an account on WP wcozraj and still niedostałem news of the assumption of your account. What to do?
#2360 [11:28] <|Kiikun|> ..
#2361 [11:28] <|Kiikun|> ?? os
#2362 [11:28] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#2363 [11:28] <MateO> hello I have a problem, I started an account at the post office yesterday and still niedostałem WP.pl news of the assumption of your account. What to do?*
#2364 [11:28] <Crystalwolf> BAh why is this so confusing
#2365 [11:29] <Crystalwolf> You go Mate0
#2366 [11:30] <MateO> how to change the post ?
#2367 [11:30] <|Kiikun|> MateO: minecraft forums question? o.o
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#2369 [11:31] <poxnora2> hello
#2370 [11:31] <poxnora2> anyone know what this means? Java-plugin 1.6.0_29 Använder JRE-version 1.6.0_29-b11 Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM Användarens hemkatalog = C:\Users\h-hherman! ---------------------------------------------------- c: töm systemfönster f: slutför objekt i slutföringskö g: skräpinsamling h: visa det här hjälpmeddelandet l: dumpa classloader-lista m: skri
#2371 [11:31] <|Kiikun|> ??> poxnora2 pastebin
#2372 [11:32] <VoxelHead> poxnora2: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2373 [11:32] <|Kiikun|> ??> poxnora2 !
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#2375 [11:32] <poxnora2> Exception in thread "Thread-12" java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError at hj.<clinit>(SourceFile:5) at ny.<clinit>(SourceFile:31) at acy.<clinit>(SourceFile:253) at yy.<clinit>(SourceFile:249) at gk.<init>(SourceFile:14) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.<init>(SourceFile:176) at nm.<init>(SourceFile:35) at net.minecraft.client.MinecraftApplet.init(Sou
#2376 [11:32] <Crystalwolf> o.o
#2377 [11:32] <MateO> a have a creat account a WP.pl and I did not receive the activation message
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#2384 [11:33] <|Kiikun|> MateO: what makes you think we have any control over wp.pl?
#2385 [11:33] * |Kiikun| cant even READ it!
#2385 [11:34] <poxnora2> http://pastebin.com/UsLWBa4T
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#2387 [11:34] <|Kiikun|> ??> poxnora2 win/!
#2388 [11:34] <VoxelHead> poxnora2: (win/!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file:
#2389 [11:34] <VoxelHead> poxnora2: (win/!) Special Character Workaround: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/WindowsProfileFix.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk. Must be run as an Administrator.
#2390 [11:34] <MateO> who speaks in Polish ?
#2391 [11:36] <poxnora2> thx so much
#2392 [11:37] <Crystalwolf> Ja Nie
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#2397 [11:45] <bellows> hello
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#2399 [11:46] <bugweiser> so i just installed minecraft and when i start the game it shows the download screen then goes black it was working fine this morning
#2400 [11:47] <oldtopman> ??> bugweiser win/reinst/bat
#2401 [11:47] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2402 [11:47] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#2404 [11:49] <bugweiser> VoxelHead u rock bro thanks it worked like a charm
#2405 [11:49] <bellows> when i start client its loading world and is says is some drivers bad whuot i need do?
#2406 [11:50] <peru__> yep VoxelHead is a piece of nicely written software
#2407 [11:50] <bugweiser> lol
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#2409 [11:50] <oldtopman> ??> bellows gpu/update
#2410 [11:50] <VoxelHead> bellows: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#2411 [11:50] <oldtopman> ??> bugweiser bot
#2412 [11:50] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (bot) I just type quickly.
#2413 [11:53] <bugweiser> ok question 2 the game runs good for the first few minutes then starts to lag out and eventually will shut the game down im running to my knowledge a 64 bit system but it says i need i have a 32 bit
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#2415 [11:54] <clarjon1> bugweiser: you need 64bit java if you're using the downloaded client, and 32bit java instaled if you're running from the browser.
#2416 [11:54] <Morrolan> 32bit Java works for the downloaded client just as well.
#2417 [11:54] <clarjon1> Morrolan: But it's recommended to use the 64bit one so you can allocate more ram, if available :)
#2418 [11:54] <Morrolan> And 64bit java works for the browser, assuming it's a 64bit browser.
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#2420 [11:55] <Morrolan> That's true I guess, but I sure hope that Minecraft'll never reach the limit of 32bit in RAM allocation.
#2421 [11:55] <clarjon1> Morrolan: you'd be surprised!
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#2423 [11:55] <mib_941lvf> Hello I have a problem whit my minecraft I can´t it patch there stay Fatal error occured (4):null who can help me pls ??
#2424 [11:56] * clarjon1 blinks
#2424 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_941lvf - Do you run Avira as an antivirus?
#2425 [11:57] <Morrolan> "WARNING: Found unknown Windows version: Windows 7", well done Minecraft, well done.
#2426 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> Alright then
#2427 [11:57] <clarjon1> Morrolan: i believe that's a message from Java.
#2428 [11:57] <Morrolan> Yea, I guess so. ;)
#2429 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> (fatal error 4:null's been a recent problem, avira blocking connection to amazonaws)
#2430 [11:57] <Morrolan> I was just kind of... surprised.
#2431 [11:58] <Morrolan> Not talking about that one, though good ot know for future reference.
#2432 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> ?? virus/avira
#2433 [11:58] <VoxelHead> virus/avira: To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#2434 [11:58] <VoxelHead> virus/avira: Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2435 [11:58] * GreyVulpine points ^
#2435 [11:58] * Morrolan nods
#2435 [11:58] <clarjon1> Morrolan: The Java website doesn't mention windows 7 in it's download page -- only XP
#2436 [11:59] <Morrolan> clarjon1: Huh? Oh well, there'll be a reason for that I assume.
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#2439 [12:05] <ddosbot> I've been trying to play MC for about 2 months now, and I can't. It says back video cards (or something) I've tried everything I possibly can, (i think) can someone help me out please
#2440 [12:06] <clarjon1> Have you tried upgrading your video card?
#2441 [12:06] <ddosbot> apparently i have the updated version
#2442 [12:06] <ddosbot> I've tried downgrading didn't work
#2443 [12:08] <ddosbot> I really want to play it, but it's just not happening
#2444 [12:08] <ddosbot> I cant even play the classic on the website, says pixels not something
#2445 [12:09] <clarjon1> ?? directx
#2446 [12:09] <clarjon1> hm
#2447 [12:09] <clarjon1> ?? index
#2448 [12:09] <VoxelHead> index: See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#2449 [12:09] <clarjon1> ??> ddosbot win/dxdiag
#2450 [12:09] <VoxelHead> ddosbot: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2451 [12:09] <VoxelHead> ddosbot: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
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#2453 [12:13] <ddosbot> you want the link ?
#2454 [12:14] <clarjon1> yes
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#2457 [12:15] <ddosbot> http://pastebin.com/LGjzyXRQ
#2458 [12:15] <assclown> hello
#2459 [12:15] <assclown> i have a question before a purchase the game
#2460 [12:15] <assclown> will i recieve lifetime updates?
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#2462 [12:16] <assclown> or will i receive lifetime updates?
#2463 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> bug fixes, yes.
#2464 [12:17] <assclown> and how do i register my nickname to talk in #minecraft
#2465 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> /ns help register
#2466 [12:17] <assclown> bug fixes, but no other updates?
#2467 [12:17] <XManofwarX> Can anybody help me figure out why I can't purchase a 2nd copy of the game? I bought the game for $21.95 the night before it went into full release, and now I can't use the same card to buy it again for my wife AFTER the release!?!?!?
#2468 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> assclown - Right
#2469 [12:17] <TheNoodle> XManofwarX, have you created a new account on minecraft.net for the purchase?
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#2471 [12:18] <assclown> i think that is a rip off
#2472 [12:18] <XManofwarX> Yes, I have.
#2473 [12:18] <assclown> so i probably won't purchase the game
#2474 [12:18] <TheNoodle> Well assclown, if you bought it in the past year+ you'd be fine.
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#2476 [12:18] <TheNoodle> XManofwarX, what error are you recieving when you attempt to purchase the game?
#2477 [12:18] <inference> what an assclown
#2478 [12:18] <assclown> but if i bought it now then i wouldn't be ok?
#2479 [12:18] <TheNoodle> ...lol
#2480 [12:19] <TheNoodle> If you buy it now you get buxfixes etc.
#2481 [12:19] <assclown> buxfixes?
#2482 [12:20] <XManofwarX> Several. The first attempt said something along the lines of not being able to use this card at this time, when I tried to redo it, it said that deposits/purchases were on hold for 24 hours and that i couldn't use my card. When i tried to use paypal, it just said "we cannot complete your purchase at this time"
#2483 [12:20] <TheNoodle> Bug fixes assclown.
#2484 [12:20] <XManofwarX> I even went to my bank on Saturday to see if there was any issues with my card, and they said there were no holds or freezes on the account.
#2485 [12:20] <assclown> is there bug fixes AND game updates being released in the future?
#2486 [12:21] <TheNoodle> XManofwarX, sounds like it may be having an issue with purchasing multiple times in a short period. May want to try waiting for a day.
#2487 [12:21] <TheNoodle> assclown, we do not have that information afaik.
#2488 [12:21] <XManofwarX> TheNoodle, this is the 4th day. :(
#2489 [12:21] <assclown> who has that information?
#2490 [12:21] <clarjon1> XManofwarX: this sounds like a paypal/bank issue.
#2491 [12:21] <inference> assclown, youll have to buy massive expansion esque updates seperately possibly
#2492 [12:21] <TheNoodle> In that case XManofwarX we have a problem :P
#2493 [12:21] <TheNoodle> assclown, mojang would.
#2494 [12:21] <ddosbot> clarjon1 you see the problem I have ? ideas on how to fix it
#2495 [12:21] <assclown> what is mojang
#2496 [12:22] <assclown> a channel
#2497 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> Mojang is the company that makes Minecraft
#2498 [12:22] <clarjon1> SiS Mirage 3 Graphics? hm.
#2499 [12:22] <ddosbot> yup
#2500 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> When you purchase minecraft right now, for the price, you get the full final product, as well as bug fixes that are rolled out for the client and server
#2501 [12:23] <XManofwarX> clarjon1, The same errors are occurring when I purchase with my debit card, paypal, or a prepaid visa, OR a separate paypal that I setup to connect to the prepaid visa. All 4 methods of payment have been rejected for 4 days.
#2502 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> What you don't get are expansions/DLCs, those you need to pay extra for
#2503 [12:23] <clarjon1> ddosbot: It looks like that card doesn't work with minecraft -- you will most likely need to upgrade your computer hardware.
#2504 [12:24] <assclown> there is no official support for this game?
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#2506 [12:24] <assclown> that i can find
#2507 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> We're basically it.
#2508 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> Community run.
#2509 [12:24] <assclown> hmmm
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#2511 [12:25] <assclown> well its still unclear to me if i'll be able to get updates in the future
#2512 [12:25] <TheNoodle> We're...sorta official :P
#2513 [12:25] <reedlepee> hello`?
#2514 [12:25] <clarjon1> reedlepee: Hi!
#2515 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> assclown - Define 'Updates"
#2516 [12:25] <TheNoodle> assclown, you'll get bugfixes, but you won't get major game updates.
#2517 [12:25] <reedlepee> Err
#2518 [12:25] <ddosbot> clarjon1 is it possible to just uninstall my current card and add another one, or does it need to be specific ?
#2519 [12:25] <assclown> i've heard answers "buxfixes" "bug fixes" and "no"
#2520 [12:25] <clarjon1> ddosbot: Your current graphics card is part of the motherboard.
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#2522 [12:25] <reedlepee> can i try minecraft for free like a month or week`?
#2523 [12:25] <clarjon1> ddosbot: Do you have a laptop or desktop?
#2524 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> ?? demo
#2525 [12:25] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2526 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2527 [12:25] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2528 [12:25] <ddosbot> laptop :(
#2529 [12:26] <clarjon1> ddosbot: Ouch. Sorry :s
#2530 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> assclown - What exactly do you mean by "updates"?
#2531 [12:26] <reedlepee> hello?
#2532 [12:26] <XManofwarX> assclown you're getting rather repetitive.
#2533 [12:26] <reedlepee> can i?
#2534 [12:26] <reedlepee> hellO?
#2535 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Yes
#2536 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Yes
#2537 [12:26] <reedlepee> really?
#2538 [12:26] <clarjon1> ??> reedlepee demo
#2539 [12:26] <VoxelHead> reedlepee: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2540 [12:26] <reedlepee> how?
#2541 [12:26] <ddosbot> kinda sucks thanks anyway :)
#2542 [12:26] <VoxelHead> reedlepee: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2543 [12:26] <XManofwarX> Can anybody help with my problem?
#2544 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> rEAD
#2545 [12:26] <assclown> definition of updates: like if you add a new feature or something, like if the game version advances to something above the current version
#2546 [12:26] <reedlepee> where?
#2547 [12:26] <clarjon1> ....
#2548 [12:26] <TheNoodle> ....Read what VoxelHead is saying reedlepee.
#2549 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#2550 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Read
#2551 [12:26] <inference> assclown just dont buy the game
#2552 [12:26] <clarjon1> *le face palm*
#2553 [12:26] <reedlepee> is the demo online?
#2554 [12:26] <assclown> wow
#2555 [12:27] <inference> its too good for you
#2556 [12:27] <TheNoodle> assclown, you don't get new features, you get bug fixes.
#2557 [12:27] <assclown> ok
#2558 [12:27] <reedlepee> i don't think i buy the game if i can't try online
#2559 [12:27] <XManofwarX> *drums fingers*
#2560 [12:27] <clarjon1> reedlepee: We just gave you a link to try it online.
#2561 [12:27] <assclown> that is how you plan to aquire new customers?
#2562 [12:27] <reedlepee> is it online?
#2563 [12:27] <TheNoodle> assclown, we don't aquire anything.
#2564 [12:27] <assclown> by treating them like this
#2565 [12:27] <clarjon1> assclown: we're just volunteers -- getting new customers is Mojang's job :)
#2566 [12:27] <XManofwarX> If you guys can't help me, where do I go to get help? 4 days in a row of not being able to purchase the game is just.... not cool.
#2567 [12:28] <TheNoodle> Remember? we're community support, not mojang.
#2568 [12:28] <clarjon1> ??> XManofwarX support
#2569 [12:28] <VoxelHead> XManofwarX: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2570 [12:28] <clarjon1> reedlepee: click here =====>> http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ <=== click here
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#2572 [12:28] <assclown> i see a cheaper version of the game on bitgamer
#2573 [12:28] <assclown> should i just get that?
#2574 [12:29] <clarjon1> hah
#2575 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> Sure, if you want to get scammed
#2576 [12:29] <TheNoodle> No assclown, you'll get scammed.
#2577 [12:29] <clarjon1> They be scammin'
#2578 [12:29] <assclown> scammed?
#2579 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#2580 [12:29] <assclown> how so
#2581 [12:29] <clarjon1> assclown: There are ssooo many people who come in here after their minecraft codes are revoked
#2582 [12:29] <XManofwarX> clarjon1 that does not help me. All that says about anything relating to my problem is that my card is not supported, which I know is not true because I've already purchased one copy of the game with the same card.
#2583 [12:29] <clarjon1> here's how the scam works:
#2584 [12:29] <clarjon1> 1) Scammer purchases minecraft gift codes
#2585 [12:29] <clarjon1> 2) Scammer sells codes at reduced price
#2586 [12:30] <clarjon1> 3) Scammer reverses transaction to Mojang, invalidating the gift code
#2587 [12:30] <assclown> bitgamer is free
#2588 [12:30] <TheNoodle> XManofwarX, email support@mojang.com
#2589 [12:30] <TheNoodle> assclown, you're an idiot.
#2590 [12:30] <assclown> i don't think they sell anything
#2591 [12:30] <clarjon1> Well, good luck with bitgamer
#2592 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> If you want to torrent minecraft, go for it
#2593 [12:30] <XManofwarX> Thenoodle, I'll try that, thank you.
#2594 [12:30] <clarjon1> I mean, you'd think that the people who MAKE the game would have the lowest price
#2595 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> Just don't come cry back here when you get a virus
#2596 [12:30] <assclown> you told me not to buy the game
#2597 [12:30] <TheNoodle> Good luck XManofwarX.
#2598 [12:31] <clarjon1> assclown: No, we were giving you options
#2599 [12:31] <clarjon1> your options are: Buy the game, Don't buy the game.
#2600 [12:31] <assclown> then you tell me not to get it free
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#2602 [12:31] <xMcOx> hi i have a question about my Minecraft Account
#2603 [12:31] <TheNoodle> You have a third option, leave this channel.
#2604 [12:31] <clarjon1> xMcOx: sup?
#2605 [12:31] <TheNoodle> xMcOx, how can we help you?
#2606 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> Pirating games is your own personal choice, assclown. We do not provide support for cracked/pirated copies of minecraft here
#2607 [12:32] <clarjon1> Heh
#2608 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> If you want to do it, so be it. We can't stop you
#2609 [12:32] <clarjon1> GreyVulpine: The more he talks, the more accurate his nick is...
#2610 [12:32] <assclown> still, i have not received an answer as how to contact the official minecraft support
#2611 [12:32] <xMcOx> i bought the game at the wedding bonus i think but no 2 keys are send
#2612 [12:32] <clarjon1> assclown: support@mojang.com
#2613 [12:32] <|Kiikun|> xMcOx: if you baught a giftcode, it wasnt part of the sale.
#2614 [12:32] <TheNoodle> xMcOx, you'll need to email support@mojang.com, we can't help you with that.
#2615 [12:33] <xMcOx> thank you
#2616 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> xMcOx: the sale was 'buy the game and get a giftcode free!'
#2617 [12:33] <xMcOx> yes i do this
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#2619 [12:33] <xMcOx> but no giftcode were send
#2620 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> xMcOx: 'buying the game' meant purchasingf the account, not a giftcode
#2621 [12:33] <clarjon1> xMcOx: Check in your minecraft profile
#2622 [12:34] <mib_r643cb> i have an integrated intel graphics card and know nothing about computers, can i run minecraft
#2623 [12:34] <clarjon1> mib_r643cb: that depends on which integrated card it is :)
#2624 [12:34] <mib_r643cb> hold on i know how to check
#2625 [12:34] <clarjon1> mib_r643cb: you can find out if you can run it by using the minecraft demo :)
#2626 [12:34] <clarjon1> ??> mib_r643cb demo
#2627 [12:34] <VoxelHead> mib_r643cb: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2628 [12:34] <VoxelHead> mib_r643cb: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2629 [12:35] <clarjon1> You'll have an hour and 30 minutes to test the performance of Minecraft on your computer ^_^
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#2631 [12:35] <TheDevoure> When i click on the site on Single player (minecraft classic) i will get this error: Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack How can i fix this problem?
#2632 [12:35] <clarjon1> xMcOx: Once you log into minecraft.net, go to http://www.minecraft.net/profile -- at the bottom of the page, you'll see available gift codes.
#2633 [12:36] <|Kiikun|> clarjon1: it lock the world, not the game
#2634 [12:36] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: Still more than enough time to test what we're lookin' for :)
#2635 [12:36] <xMcOx> yep, but there is no one
#2636 [12:36] <mib_r643cb> ah sweet righ ill try the demo, cheers pal
#2637 [12:36] <clarjon1> xMcOx: Ah, you'll need to email support@mojang.com
#2638 [12:36] <xMcOx> mkay
#2639 [12:36] <|Kiikun|> xMcOx: what, exactly, took you so long to notice this?
#2640 [12:37] <xMcOx> thanks
#2641 [12:37] <xMcOx> i tried the game but don,t like it
#2642 [12:37] <xMcOx> but now i play with friends
#2643 [12:37] <xMcOx> and now i like it :D
#2644 [12:37] <assclown> this company called mojang, is it just basically modern slavery?
#2645 [12:37] <TheDevoure> When i click on the site on Single player (minecraft classic) i will get this error: Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack How can i fix this problem?
#2646 [12:38] <TheNoodle> No assclown.
#2647 [12:38] <clarjon1> ok
#2648 [12:38] <assclown> do you know who abraham lincoln is?
#2649 [12:38] <TheNoodle> Of course.
#2650 [12:38] <clarjon1> assclown: That doesn't really apply to Sweden.
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#2652 [12:38] <TheNoodle> lolclarjon :P
#2653 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> assclown - Do you have any other further minecraft related questions?
#2654 [12:38] <clarjon1> you know, there are other countries that make games, other than America.
#2655 [12:38] <assclown> thats what it says on the website
#2656 [12:39] <|Kiikun|> assclown: you do realize mojang is only a dozenish people... very relaxed people :P
#2657 [12:39] <assclown> do you believe oppression is a viable option for a workforce?
#2658 [12:39] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: he hasa point onthat one
#2659 [12:39] <|Kiikun|> assclown: dont take it literally
#2660 [12:39] * clarjon1 hmms.
#2660 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> I'm not here against my own will, I willingly spend hours on end here, helping others
#2661 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> His analogy doesn't apply
#2662 [12:40] <clarjon1> http://solutionproblem.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/cant-tell-if-trolling.jpg
#2663 [12:40] <clarjon1> Wrong window
#2664 [12:40] <TheDevoure> When i click on the site on Single player (minecraft classic) i will get this error: Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack How can i fix this problem?
#2665 [12:40] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: no. seriously... support page About Mojang Company :P
#2666 [12:40] <reedlepee> Thanks guys
#2667 [12:40] <clarjon1> TheDevoure: What antivirus software do you use?
#2668 [12:40] <reedlepee> Really helpful
#2669 [12:40] <reedlepee> bye
#2670 [12:40] <assclown> GreyVulpine you have equal rights you know
#2671 [12:40] <TheNoodle> !kick assclown
#2672 [12:40] * AuBot kicked assclown from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ssclown :Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#2673 [12:40] <TheNoodle> ^_^
#2674 [12:40] <TheDevoure> Norton
#2675 [12:41] <clarjon1> TheDevoure: Have you tried temporarily disabling Norton, then playing?
#2676 [12:41] <|Kiikun|> but yeah.. name liek that measn troll :P
#2677 [12:41] <TheNoodle> yeah :p
#2678 [12:41] <TheDevoure> yes i Have
#2679 [12:41] <clarjon1> TheDevoure: I don't really play the old classic much, i'm afraid.
#2680 [12:42] <TheDevoure> I've never actually played MineCraft
#2681 [12:42] <TheDevoure> I've never actually played MineCraft
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#2685 [12:43] <TheDevoure> But I've Seen some videos and i really want to play
#2686 [12:43] <assclown> power to the people!
#2687 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> !kb assclown
#2688 [12:43] * GreyBot kicked assclown from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ssclown :<Kicks:857>)
#2689 [12:44] * GreyVulpine waves
#2689 [12:45] * |Kiikun| just told the troll to go troll in #troll :P
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#2690 [12:45] <Spirit117> hi
#2691 [12:45] <TheDevoure> GreyVulpine can you help
#2692 [12:45] <TheDevoure> ?
#2693 [12:45] <|Kiikun|> ellos
#2694 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> With?
#2695 [12:46] <TheDevoure> When i click on the site on Single player (minecraft classic) i will get this error: Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack How can i fix this problem?
#2696 [12:46] <Spirit117> i have a problem
#2697 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> Usually means either one of two things, java's at fault (uninstall/reinstall java), or your security software is blocking the download of lwjgl
#2698 [12:47] <|Kiikun|> Spirit117: with? *immitated grey :P*
#2699 [12:47] <Spirit117> i have the same problem
#2700 [12:47] <TheDevoure> How Can I stop My security software from doing so
#2701 [12:47] <TheDevoure> ?
#2702 [12:48] <clarjon1> ??> Spirit117 telepathy
#2703 [12:48] <VoxelHead> Spirit117: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#2704 [12:48] * mib_kefosm [mib_kefosm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2705 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> There's probably hundreds of different security software/suites out there, each with their own GUI/interface
#2706 [12:48] <mib_kefosm> hi
#2707 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> Nobody here knows all of them
#2708 [12:48] <Spirit117> ok my game just start
#2709 [12:48] <|Kiikun|> this is where google is your friend :P
#2710 [12:49] <Spirit117> and i have turn my securiti off
#2711 [12:49] <mib_kefosm> what do I need to run the game in ubuntu 11.10?
#2712 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> java
#2713 [12:49] <|Kiikun|> mib_kefosm: and opengl
#2714 [12:49] <clarjon1> mib_kefosm: Sun/oracle java, not hte openjdk stuff that it comes with
#2715 [12:49] <Spirit117> i can allready play the game
#2716 [12:49] <Spirit117> thx for help
#2717 [12:49] <mib_kefosm> good
#2718 [12:49] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2718 [12:49] <mib_kefosm> where could I find it ?
#2719 [12:50] <clarjon1> mib_kefosm: Check the software center that ubuntu gives ya
#2720 [12:50] * |Kiikun| catches the plushie that he had balanced on GreyVulpine's hat!
#2720 [12:50] <mib_kefosm> thanks
#2721 [12:51] * Spirit117 say thx at the people how help me
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#2723 [12:52] <GROMOR_RUS> where can i find some server list for latest wertion of minecraft&
#2724 [12:52] <GROMOR_RUS> ?
#2725 [12:52] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#2726 [12:52] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2727 [12:52] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2728 [12:52] <GROMOR_RUS> TY
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#2730 [12:54] <mrmann> after my mincreaft loads i just get a black screen after it say saving chunks..help please
#2731 [12:56] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: are there any hs_err_pid files on your desktop?
#2732 [12:57] <mrmann> no
#2733 [12:57] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: also, did you mod the game or install any texture packs?
#2734 [12:57] <mrmann> yes installed texture pack
#2735 [12:57] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: and then this started?
#2736 [12:58] <mrmann> well minecraft itself did a update and now i cant see anything
#2737 [12:58] <mrmann> after saving chunks
#2738 [12:58] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: ok first try removing the texture pack to see if thats the cause.
#2739 [12:59] <Chaos_Theorist> delete options.txt or the texture pack and try again
#2740 [12:59] <mrmann> this is what i get
#2741 [12:59] * |Kiikun| prefers deleting/moving the packs.. resetting all game settings is annoying :P
#2741 [12:59] <mrmann> Bad video card drivers!
#2742 [12:59] <mrmann> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#2743 [12:59] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: THAT is more important than 'saving chunks' :P update your video drivers
#2744 [13:00] <|Kiikun|> mrmann: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Altimit OS, or FreeDOS?
#2745 [13:01] <mrmann> windows xp
#2746 [13:01] <|Kiikun|> :dx > mrmann
#2747 [13:01] <WugBot> mrmann: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2748 [13:01] <WugBot> mrmann: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2749 [13:01] <GROMOR_RUS> once i tryed to create server as it is told in http://www.minecraft.net/download i created it i can join it buy typing ip localhost but my friends cannt what shall i do? help plz
#2750 [13:01] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: thats because you need to portforward so your friends can join
#2751 [13:01] <|Kiikun|> :pf > GROMOR_RUS
#2752 [13:01] <WugBot> GROMOR_RUS: (pf) You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#2753 [13:01] <WugBot> GROMOR_RUS: (pf) Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#2754 [13:03] <Chaos_Theorist> Also you need to give them your external ip, www.whatmyip.com
#2755 [13:03] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: thats what ;ip is... its also shown on pfcom
#2756 [13:03] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: also... skip the pfconfig ad.
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#2758 [13:03] <Chaos_Theorist> Oh is it?
#2759 [13:04] <|Kiikun|> ;ip
#2760 [13:04] <WugBot> IP address of |Kiikun| is: 75.9.132.57
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#2762 [13:04] <Chaos_Theorist> ;ip > GROMOR_RUS
#2763 [13:04] <WugBot> Unable to determine IP address of >. Are you sure you typed it right?
#2764 [13:05] <Chaos_Theorist> ;ip GROMOR_RUS
#2765 [13:05] <WugBot> IP address of GROMOR_RUS is: 188.32.28.158
#2766 [13:05] <|Kiikun|> !check Chaos_Theorist
#2767 [13:05] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2768 [13:05] <GROMOR_RUS> sry but i didnt find monel of my modem on http://goo.gl/DsVIL it is trend net TEW-651BR where can i know how to open port on it?
#2769 [13:05] <edv> We just bought minecraft to our son but we can´t get it working
#2770 [13:06] <GROMOR_RUS> *model
#2771 [13:06] <mib_kefosm> should I use java 64bit ?
#2772 [13:06] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: look at the other trednet ones that have a similar webinterface. http://192.168.0.1
#2773 [13:06] <|Kiikun|> mib_kefosm: if your os is 64bit
#2774 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> edv - Could you elaborate?
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#2776 [13:07] <Chaos_Theorist> :ar > edv
#2777 [13:07] <WugBot> edv: (ar) Ask a question, receive an answer.
#2778 [13:07] <|Kiikun|> oooh. like that one
#2779 [13:07] <edv> the computer says that the video card is not working correct
#2780 [13:07] <|Kiikun|> edv: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Altimit OS, or Jesux?
#2781 [13:08] <edv> Windows Xp
#2782 [13:08] <|Kiikun|> :dx > edv
#2783 [13:08] <WugBot> edv: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2784 [13:08] <WugBot> edv: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2785 [13:08] <|KiiBOT|> :P
#2786 [13:08] <GROMOR_RUS> well cant i open port without buying that programm?
#2787 [13:08] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes
#2788 [13:08] <|KiiBOT|> GROMOR_RUS: i said skip the ad
#2789 [13:08] <Chaos_Theorist> Skip that ad
#2790 [13:09] <edv> Thank you WugBot. The mother will try agin : )
#2791 [13:10] <|KiiBOT|> edv: that wasnt a solution. that was to give us info so we can give you the correct drivers.
#2792 [13:10] <edv> ok : ) I am not so fast
#2793 [13:13] <edv> I have a security blocking
#2794 [13:14] <XManofwarX> So, is there anything I can do BESIDES emailing support@mojang.com?
#2795 [13:15] <Chaos_Theorist> XManofwarX, what's your problem?
#2796 [13:16] <|KiiBOT|> edv: were you able to open dxdiag?
#2797 [13:16] <XManofwarX> Purchasing problems. I've spent 4 days using several different methods of payment, and they all have been rejected.
#2798 [13:17] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes, best to email Mojang support.
#2799 [13:17] <XManofwarX> The most frustrating part of my problem, is that I've already purchased a copy of the game with my bank account-linked Visa debit card. But that same method of payment has now been rejected for 4 days straight when I try to buy the game for my wife.
#2800 [13:18] <XManofwarX> And yes, the obvious assumption would be "not enough funds available", but I can assure you that is not the case.
#2801 [13:18] <Chaos_Theorist> Borrow your wife's card?
#2802 [13:18] <|KiiBOT|> XManofwarX: maybe its your bank blockign it? they could have changed policies since you got the game
#2803 [13:18] <XManofwarX> We have a joint bank account xD
#2804 [13:18] <edv> no I not so good working fast on a computer
#2805 [13:19] <Chaos_Theorist> XManofwarX, it might work *shrugs*
#2806 [13:19] <|KiiBOT|> XManofwarX: call your bank and ask if they block international transfers and that you with to authorise the one to mojang.
#2807 [13:20] <Chaos_Theorist> We need an easier way of getting people to find their graphics card.
#2808 [13:20] <XManofwarX> We went to the bank on Saturday, and they haven't put any holds on the account, and my bank account already shows the approval of the original purchase.
#2809 [13:20] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: i woudl say gpuz... but theyd still just go 'huh? whazzis?'
#2810 [13:20] <XManofwarX> Chaos_Theorist, usually the part of the computer that your monitor plugs into? :P
#2811 [13:20] <GROMOR_RUS> that doesnt work(
#2812 [13:21] <|Kiikun|> :tv > GROMOR_RUS
#2813 [13:21] <WugBot> GROMOR_RUS: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2814 [13:21] <WugBot> GROMOR_RUS: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#2815 [13:21] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: ill do it if you want
#2816 [13:21] <XManofwarX> I love teamviewer. I fix my friend's computers from across the country with that pretty little program :D
#2817 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> We use it quite often, many of us trip the commercial warning because we've logged so many users with it
#2818 [13:22] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: plus DX gives us more useful info :D like if someone is having trouble with the game and we go to update video... and see he has 300mb ram :P
#2819 [13:22] <Chaos_Theorist> I see
#2820 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> I can't teamviewer for more than 5 minutes at a time, on all three of my computers.
#2821 [13:22] <GROMOR_RUS> shall i tell id and password you or someone elce?
#2822 [13:22] <XManofwarX> 300mb? People still have that?!?! lmao
#2823 [13:23] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: /msg |Kiikun| id pass
#2824 [13:23] <|Kiikun|> XManofwarX: my server has ~375mb :P
#2825 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> 300?
#2826 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> This dxdiag was a recent one: http://pastebin.com/azAYc5Uh
#2827 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> I direct you to the RAM and video card
#2828 [13:24] <XManofwarX> ROFL!!!
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#2830 [13:25] <Chaos_Theorist> Anyone want a link to TeamViewer Manager?
#2831 [13:25] <Chaos_Theorist> + crack
#2832 [13:25] * GreyVulpine coughs
#2832 [13:26] <XManofwarX> I'll stop bugging you lovely people.... I guess I just have to wait for Mojang to email me back. Anybody have an estimate for the time it takes to get a response?
#2833 [13:26] * Morrolan thmps Chaos_Theorist
#2833 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Mojang's probably still flying back to Sweden from Minecon right now
#2834 [13:26] <Morrolan> thumps, even.
#2835 [13:26] <Chaos_Theorist> Ow.
#2836 [13:27] <XManofwarX> Hmm, good point. And I bet they have quite a large back-log of problems... so it could be days/weeks then =/
#2837 [13:27] <Morrolan> I guess if TV wasn't that expensive I had bought a private license by now.
#2838 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> Gah, same
#2839 [13:28] <Morrolan> But >600$ for the cheapest license? no way.
#2840 [13:28] * GreyVulpine almost wants to bug Mojang for some licenses..
#2840 [13:29] <Chaos_Theorist> ad.ly links to everylink we give people?
#2841 [13:29] <Morrolan> That would actually be pretty fair, considering they direct people to this channel when getting a support request per mail now.
#2842 [13:29] <Morrolan> The ration of annoyance / income would be awful I think, Chaos_Theorist.
#2843 [13:30] <Morrolan> Especially since many users here are fairly inexperienced with PC, don't want them downloading any malware.
#2844 [13:30] <Morrolan> computers*
#2845 [13:30] <Chaos_Theorist> Well, yes.
#2846 [13:30] <Chaos_Theorist> It was but a silly suggestion.
#2847 [13:32] <Chaos_Theorist> How much bandwidth does TV use?
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#2849 [13:34] <Morrolan> Google says ~30 kB/s
#2850 [13:34] <Morrolan> No idea how reliable that is though.
#2851 [13:34] <Chaos_Theorist> Hmm, okay.
#2852 [13:34] <Chaos_Theorist> Thanks
#2853 [13:35] <Morrolan> Could always run a test or two, ofcourse.
#2854 [13:35] <Nuguid> Hey there. (Sorry for my bad english. I´m from Germany). My question: I bought Minecraft about 2 hours ago. But there is no Emai. How long i have to wait until i can play?
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#2856 [13:35] <Morrolan> It can take up to three days for your payment to get processed, Nuguid.
#2857 [13:35] <Nuguid> ok
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#2859 [13:35] <|Kiikun|> !check GROMOR_RUS
#2860 [13:35] <Morrolan> If you did not get a premium account by then, and your account got charged the money you can send Mojang a mail. FOr now I advise you to wait though. :)
#2861 [13:35] <|Kiikun|> ...
#2862 [13:36] <|Kiikun|> ;ip GROMOR_RUS
#2863 [13:36] <WugBot> IP address of GROMOR_RUS is: 188.32.28.158
#2864 [13:36] <|Kiikun|> !check 188.32.28.158
#2865 [13:36] <Nuguid> That sucks.... i want to play
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#2867 [13:36] <Morrolan> Most likely it'll work within a day, Nuguid. It rarely takes up to three days.
#2868 [13:37] <elcanna> whu cant i update?
#2869 [13:37] <Chaos_Theorist> What's your Minecraft username?
#2870 [13:37] <elcanna> why cant i update
#2871 [13:37] <Morrolan> elcanna: You tell me? What does it say when you try to update?
#2872 [13:37] <elcanna> wait a sec
#2873 [13:37] <|Kiikun|> !check 188.32.28.158
#2874 [13:38] <elcanna> fatal error occured (4): null
#2875 [13:38] <Morrolan> Are you using Avira, elcanna?
#2876 [13:38] <elcanna> yes
#2877 [13:39] <Morrolan> ??> elcanna virus/avira
#2878 [13:39] <VoxelHead> elcanna: (virus/avira) To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#2879 [13:39] <VoxelHead> elcanna: (virus/avira) Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2880 [13:39] <Morrolan> Follow the instructions VoxelHead provided you with please, elcanna.
#2881 [13:39] <Morrolan> Seems Avira is disallowing Minecraft from updating.
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#2883 [13:39] <elcanna> thank so mutch
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#2889 [13:42] <mib_rrp5r2> hi i have the black screen problem and cant play minecraft, i get this error -
#2890 [13:43] <mib_rrp5r2> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x0000000060bef5bf, pid=8568, tid=9516 # # JRE version: 7.0-b147 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (21.0-b17 mixed mode windows-amd64 compressed oops) # Problematic frame: # C [aticfx64.dll+0x2f5bf] # # Failed to write core dump. Min
#2891 [13:43] <WugBot> mib_rrp5r2: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar. http://pastebin.com
#2892 [13:44] <Chaos_Theorist> Oh cool, it has an automatic responce to that.
#2893 [13:46] <|Kiikun|> !check 188.32.28.158
#2894 [13:46] <|Kiikun|> :3
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#2896 [13:47] <|Kiikun|> forwarded and firewall rule added :D
#2897 [13:47] <|Kiikun|> wheeee
#2898 [13:47] <mib_rrp5r2> any ideas
#2899 [13:47] <|Kiikun|> mib_rrp5r2: update your ati drivers.
#2900 [13:47] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_rrp5r2 gpu/amd
#2901 [13:47] <VoxelHead> mib_rrp5r2: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#2902 [13:48] <mib_rrp5r2> thanks
#2903 [13:48] <elcanna> where should i put the url
#2904 [13:48] * GROMOR_RUS [GROMOR_RUS@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2905 [13:48] <|Kiikun|> elcanna: elcanna: (virus/avira) Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2906 [13:49] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: hi :3
#2907 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> i have 1 problem
#2908 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> i cant join
#2909 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> my server)
#2910 [13:49] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: try using localhost
#2911 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> i tryed
#2912 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> doesnt work
#2913 [13:49] <GROMOR_RUS> it has a mistake
#2914 [13:49] <mib_rrp5r2> i have intel hd graphics which i heard wasnt good with minecraft
#2915 [13:49] <elcanna> yeah but when i do it it just stand invalid file name
#2916 [13:49] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: do you get an error message?
#2917 [13:49] <|Kiikun|> !check 188.32.28.158
#2918 [13:50] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: its his server. just set it up
#2919 [13:50] <Morrolan> GROMOR_RUS: In case you're getting the "Invalid server key error" - that one's pretty common since 1.0
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#2921 [13:50] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: tried using your external ip? the one i just !checked
#2922 [13:50] <GROMOR_RUS> (the server responded with invalid server key)
#2923 [13:50] <|Kiikun|> ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. that one
#2924 [13:50] <GROMOR_RUS> )
#2925 [13:51] <Jovet> worked okay for me. keep trying it and it will work eventually. it's a bug in 1.0
#2926 [13:51] <GROMOR_RUS> maybe it is a stupid question but how to fix it?!)
#2927 [13:51] * poptop89 [poptop89@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2928 [13:51] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: just wait a min and it shodul fix itself
#2929 [13:51] <poptop89> How do i port forward?
#2930 [13:51] <elcanna> why does it says invalid file name
#2931 [13:51] <GROMOR_RUS> k
#2932 [13:52] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: its part of player identification via the authserver
#2933 [13:52] <|Kiikun|> ouch...
#2934 [13:52] <|Kiikun|> zombie beating on meeeee ;_;
#2935 [13:52] * mib_brv65g [mib_brv65g@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2936 [13:52] <GROMOR_RUS> how to tpe private massage?
#2937 [13:52] <Jovet> same here Kiikum. lol
#2938 [13:52] <|Kiikun|> but yeah it works.
#2939 [13:53] <GROMOR_RUS> well i did it
#2940 [13:53] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: /msg nick message
#2941 [13:53] <Jovet> poptop89: it just depends on what router you have
#2942 [13:53] <poptop89> Excuse me
#2943 [13:53] <mib_brv65g> Hey quick question. How do you put a turn in your rail lines
#2944 [13:53] <GROMOR_RUS> now my minecraft crashed
#2945 [13:53] <elcanna> why does it says invalid file name
#2946 [13:53] <poptop89> can someone help with port forward
#2947 [13:53] <GROMOR_RUS> !!black screen!!
#2948 [13:53] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: Goto http://goo.gl/DsVIL and click on your router model, skip the PFConfig Ad, and follow the instructions to set up port forwarding! :D
#2949 [13:53] <GROMOR_RUS> ha ha ha
#2950 [13:54] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: you blackscreened?
#2951 [13:54] <Jovet> this client really needs a filter function
#2952 [13:54] <poptop89> thanks dude
#2953 [13:54] <elcanna> why does it says invalid file name, kiikun
#2954 [13:54] <poptop89> but
#2955 [13:54] <GROMOR_RUS> when i die i cant respawn
#2956 [13:54] <GROMOR_RUS> i press respawn and minecraft creshes
#2957 [13:54] <poptop89> i tried my routers not on that list
#2958 [13:55] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: whats your router?
#2959 [13:55] <mib_brv65g> When building a rail line how do you make a turn piece
#2960 [13:55] <|Kiikun|> mib_brv65g: just place a piece at a 90 decgree angle.
#2961 [13:55] <poptop89> Comtrend 5631
#2962 [13:56] <elcanna> why does it says invalid file name when i file in the url, kiikun
#2963 [13:56] <GROMOR_RUS> can someone help me)
#2964 [13:56] <WugBot> GROMOR_RUS: (ww) Help you with what?
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#2966 [13:56] <Jovet> elcanna: did you find the "URLs Skipped by Web Protection" area?
#2967 [13:56] <poptop89> I could only find COmtrend 5621
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#2969 [13:56] <GROMOR_RUS> crashes after respawn and than i cant join my own server
#2970 [13:56] <Jovet> poptop89: they're probably very similar so try the 5621's instructions
#2971 [13:56] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: use the 5621. if you casnt access the router similarly i can help
#2972 [13:57] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: waht's the last message on the server console?
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#2974 [13:57] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: you have a good computer? didnt really look at your cpu/ram and stuff.
#2975 [13:57] <elcanna> it stands file objects to omitted bu the scaner
#2976 [13:57] <|Kiikun|> and i was lagging with java7 :P
#2977 [13:57] <GROMOR_RUS> (the server responded with invalid server key)
#2978 [13:57] <|Kiikun|> ??> elcanna virus/avira
#2979 [13:57] <VoxelHead> elcanna: (virus/avira) To stop Avira from reporting Mincraft as a false-positive, please do the following:
#2980 [13:57] <VoxelHead> elcanna: (virus/avira) Open Avira, open the Extras menu, and click Configuration. Then, set the switch to 'Expert' and open the 'Internet Protection' sub-menu, and open 'Web Protection', and then 'Scan'. Click 'Exceptions', and at 'URLs Skipped by Web Protection', enter 'http://s3.amazonaws.com/*', and click Add, then Apply.
#2981 [13:57] <poptop89> Kay
#2982 [13:57] <|Kiikun|> elcanna: noteise it says 'URLs Skipped' not ' files skipped'
#2983 [13:58] <Jovet> elcanna: that's the wrong section, make sure you follow those directions above exactly
#2984 [13:58] <GROMOR_RUS> damnit;]
#2985 [13:59] <GROMOR_RUS> it would be great if someone tells me how to install mods on this server
#2986 [13:59] <GROMOR_RUS> )
#2987 [13:59] <elcanna> its called web gard is that internet protction beacouse thats all i can find
#2988 [14:00] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: the vanilla server doesnt do mods. you need bukkit or somethign else.
#2989 [14:00] <GROMOR_RUS> k
#2990 [14:00] <|Kiikun|> www.bukkit.org and #bukkit
#2991 [14:00] <GROMOR_RUS> but how to dix crashes after respawn
#2992 [14:00] <GROMOR_RUS> and bug with invalid server key
#2993 [14:01] <|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: im not sure whats causing it to crash :/ try updating java and forceupdating minecraft?
#2994 [14:01] <elcanna> ok i did everything right what do i do now?
#2995 [14:01] <|Kiikun|> or a reboot! but your gone :P
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#2997 [14:01] <|Kiikun|> [14:01] <+|Kiikun|> GROMOR_RUS: im not sure whats causing it to crash :/ try updating java and forceupdating minecraft?
#2998 [14:01] <|Kiikun|> [14:01] <+|Kiikun|> or a reboot
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#3000 [14:01] <poptop89> nope nothing canyouseeme.org still says closed
#3001 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: is server running?
#3002 [14:02] <elcanna> ok i did everything right what do i do now?
#3003 [14:02] <poptop89> No
#3004 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: start server.
#3005 [14:02] <poptop89> kay
#3006 [14:02] <elcanna> ok i did everything right what do i do now?
#3007 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> !check 216.218.82.185
#3008 [14:03] <poptop89> kay?
#3009 [14:03] <poptop89> Now what?
#3010 [14:03] <|Kiikun|> !check 216.218.82.185
#3011 [14:03] <poptop89> On canyouseeme?
#3012 [14:03] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: you good :P
#3013 [14:03] <poptop89> or in minecraft
#3014 [14:03] <elcanna> ok i did everything right what do i do now?
#3015 [14:03] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: !check is a command for aubot to check someones server :P
#3016 [14:04] <|Kiikun|> elcanna: try updating/downloading/whatever?
#3017 [14:04] <poptop89> So how do i know if ti worked?
#3018 [14:04] <elcanna> ok thanks
#3019 [14:04] <poptop89> Im confused
#3020 [14:04] <poptop89> i know im a noob
#3021 [14:04] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: aubot says 'great news!' and spews info :P
#3022 [14:04] <poptop89> So it worked?
#3023 [14:04] <|Kiikun|> yes :P
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#3025 [14:05] <Blu3> uh... I need some help with the minecraft forum
#3026 [14:05] <poptop89> OH
#3027 [14:05] <poptop89> I see
#3028 [14:05] <poptop89> The server needed to be running
#3029 [14:05] <|Kiikun|> Blu3: #minecraftforums
#3030 [14:05] <TheNoodle> Blu3, join #minecraftforums
#3031 [14:05] <Blu3> no one is there...
#3032 [14:05] <poptop89> for it to read that the port was open
#3033 [14:05] <Blu3> last I checked
#3034 [14:05] <|Kiikun|> Blu3: we cant do anythign fopr the forums :P
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#3036 [14:06] <elcanna> it still just says the same thing
#3037 [14:06] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: what it was doing was before forward, the router was sayign 'nothing here!' then once forwarded if was your computer saying 'nothing here!' because the server was off.
#3038 [14:06] <|Kiikun|> poptop89: what it was doing was before forward, the router was sayign 'nothing here!' then once forwarded if was your computer saying 'nothing here!' because the server was off.
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#3040 [14:07] <elcanna> it still just says the same thing
#3041 [14:08] <|Kiikun|> elcanna: tryign to download the client?
#3042 [14:09] <Jovet> elcanna: can you not find the "URLs Skipped by Web Protection" section in the Avira settings?
#3043 [14:10] <elcanna> it worked thanks so mutch
#3044 [14:10] <Jovet> elcanna: what is the name of your Avira product?
#3045 [14:10] <Jovet> okay good to hear
#3046 [14:10] <elcanna> you are awesome
#3047 [14:11] <Jovet> yes he is. hah
#3048 [14:11] * |Kiikun| hasnt even done anything besides making vox say stuff :P
#3048 [14:11] <Jovet> but those secret incantations are magic!
#3049 [14:12] <|Kiikun|> ??> Jovet index
#3050 [14:12] <VoxelHead> Jovet: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#3051 [14:12] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3052 [14:12] <|Kiikun|> theres the codex :P
#3053 [14:12] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3053 [14:12] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: silly idea... parse the faqlist out in SGA?
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#3055 [18:47] <putty> C:\Users\USERNAMEHERE\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft aka %appdata%
#3056 [18:47] <putty> windows 7 ^
#3057 [18:47] * Guesssssssst [Guesssssssst@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3058 [18:48] <Loki775_> Right putty. I am there. Where is the program I have to run to play!
#3059 [18:48] <putty> The launcher?
#3060 [18:49] <Guesssssssst> :client
#3061 [18:49] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#3062 [18:49] <Loki775_> Yes Putty
#3063 [18:49] <putty> The launcher doesnt install anywhere it simply downloads the files minecraft needs
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#3065 [18:49] <Loki775_> .
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#3067 [18:49] <Guesssssssst> launcher = client = 'the game'
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#3069 [18:49] <Loki775_> Oh
#3070 [18:49] <Loki775_> oops lopl
#3071 [18:50] <Loki775_> ol
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#3073 [18:50] <moses> got an hs_err_pid java error
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#3075 [18:51] <Guesssssssst> :pastebin > moses
#3076 [18:51] <WugBot> moses: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar. http://pastebin.com
#3077 [18:51] <Loki775_> ♥
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#3079 [18:51] <shmoo> My login keeps saying "LOGIN FAILED" when I put in my info. I want the 1.0 update but I can't get it.
#3080 [18:52] <Guesssssssst> shmoo: loginfailed means your username or pass are typed incorrect or have changed. fix on website.
#3081 [18:52] <Jovet> shmoo: if you're sure your username and password are right, just keep trying it once in a while.
#3082 [18:52] <putty> Try logging in at minecraft.net also
#3083 [18:52] <Guesssssssst> Jovet: 'cant connect' is the 'keep trying man!!' error :P
#3084 [18:52] <Jovet> shmoo: if you can log in one place and not another, then it's a server error
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#3086 [18:53] <Jovet> Guesssssssst: with all the U/P problems lately, I am not sure about that.
#3087 [18:53] <moses> http://pastebin.com/PhcTqvbG
#3088 [18:53] <shmoo> also my other computer wont run it becuase it says the java runtime enviornment is wrong or something
#3089 [18:53] <putty> I would reinstall java
#3090 [18:53] * Guesssssssst is evil and makes vox mute people. mwahahaa
#3090 [18:54] <shmoo> ive reinstalled java
#3091 [18:54] <Jovet> lol I thought it did that on its own
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#3093 [18:54] <Guesssssssst> shmoo: the actual error message or a log woudl be helpful there
#3094 [18:54] <Guesssssssst> Jovet: yessssssss VoxelHead likesssssssss to mute people randomlyssssss
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#3096 [18:55] <Loki775> Okay so now I am back to the reason I uninstalled in the first place. it says updating minecraft and it says done loading and the progress bar is near done and it doesn't move
#3097 [18:55] <moses> gettin a hs_err_pid error log file http://pastebin.com/PhcTqvbG
#3098 [18:55] <Jovet> Loki775: did you disable your anti-virus?
#3099 [18:55] <Loki775> Yes
#3100 [18:55] <putty> Run as admin maybe o.O
#3101 [18:56] <Guesssssssst> ??> moses gpu/amd
#3102 [18:56] <VoxelHead> moses: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#3103 [18:56] <shmoo> it says THE REGISTRY REFERS TO A NONEXSISTENT java runtime enviorment installation or the file is corrupted
#3104 [18:56] <Loki775> Ok puttty I will try
#3105 [18:56] <Guesssssssst> moses: update your drivers
#3106 [18:56] <shmoo> ILL TRY THAT
#3107 [18:56] <Guesssssssst> ??> shmoo win/javara
#3108 [18:56] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3109 [18:56] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3110 [18:56] <Jovet> Guesssssssst beat me to it
#3111 [18:56] <Loki775> Oh lord. Now there is just a black screen in my minecraft window
#3112 [18:57] <putty> Sounds like video card now
#3113 [18:57] <moses> have tried, but doesn't seem to work
#3114 [18:57] <Loki775> ........
#3115 [18:57] <Guesssssssst> Loki775: black screen is a step in the right direction. sorta. forceupdate or reinst
#3116 [18:57] <Loki775> Lol okay. how do I force update?
#3117 [18:58] <Loki775> okay
#3118 [18:58] <Loki775> wait
#3119 [18:58] <Loki775> no black screen now. Just the updating minecraft thing and done loading
#3120 [18:58] <Loki775> aaaaaaaaand back to black
#3121 [18:58] <putty> I'm still saying video/java
#3122 [18:59] <putty> Why is minecraft coded in java its misery
#3123 [18:59] <Jovet> so it can run on multiple platforms "natively"
#3124 [18:59] <SennyoAtSchool> putty: transportability!!!
#3125 [18:59] <Loki775> Argh
#3126 [18:59] <putty> Not very transportable if it takes 4gigs of ram
#3127 [19:00] <Jovet> it requirse enough system specific support files I'd say it's not portable anyways.
#3128 [19:01] <moses> my graphics cards are up to date but still get this error
#3129 [19:01] <SennyoAtSchool> ??< java/version
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#3131 [19:02] <moses> 6.29
#3132 [19:02] <SennyoAtSchool> moses: the error is java crashing on your ati drivers.
#3133 [19:02] <moses> i think
#3134 [19:02] <Loki775_> Now I am sad D:
#3135 [19:02] <putty> Loki delete system32
#3136 [19:02] <moses> i don't have an ati graphics card though
#3137 [19:02] * SennyoAtSchool shouldnt be troubleshooting in class :P
#3137 [19:03] <moses> its Intel(R) HD
#3138 [19:03] <SennyoAtSchool> moses: then why is it crashing into ati video.. wait... you on a toshiba c660 laptop?
#3139 [19:03] <moses> yes
#3140 [19:03] <putty> Laptop + Minecraft = Crash
#3141 [19:03] <SennyoAtSchool> ok. im not home and dont have the c660 link
#3142 [19:03] <moses> balls
#3143 [19:04] * Kealper digs through his email
#3143 [19:04] <SennyoAtSchool> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#3144 [19:04] <SennyoAtSchool> google!
#3145 [19:04] <Kealper> oh, or that
#3146 [19:04] * Kealper closes Thunderbird
#3146 [19:04] * SennyoAtSchool cant even just do /g! or /os!!! ;_;
#3146 [19:04] * putty ...
#3146 [19:05] <moses> ill give it a go
#3147 [19:06] <SennyoAtSchool> :c660
#3148 [19:06] <SennyoAtSchool> ?? index
#3149 [19:06] <VoxelHead> index: See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
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#3152 [19:07] <Jovet> ;c660
#3153 [19:08] <putty> ?c660
#3154 [19:08] <SennyoAtSchool> ;win/c660
#3155 [19:08] <moses> yep
#3156 [19:08] <SennyoAtSchool> :win/c660
#3157 [19:08] <WugBot> win/c660: You apparently have a Toshiba Satelite C660. They have a known and fixable issue with video drivers. Follow these instructions please: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#3158 [19:08] <SennyoAtSchool> :D
#3159 [19:08] <putty> BINGO
#3160 [19:08] * SennyoAtSchool just added it :P
#3160 [19:08] <moses> going through now
#3161 [19:09] <Jovet> you guys and your secret incantations *rolls eyes*
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#3163 [19:09] <SennyoAtSchool> Jovet: shall i send you the codex again :P
#3164 [19:10] <SennyoAtSchool> mecha lech high mecha hiney ho!
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#3166 [19:10] <putty> :smp
#3167 [19:10] <SennyoAtSchool> ?? smp
#3168 [19:10] <putty> hax
#3169 [19:10] <VoxelHead> smp: Survival Multi-Player
#3170 [19:10] <putty> -.-
#3171 [19:10] <Jovet> no need, I won't read it. I have a life. lol ;)
#3172 [19:10] <putty> is that even worth it?
#3173 [19:11] <Jovet> actually I might read it someday , but....
#3174 [19:11] <SennyoAtSchool> its just a list of keywords :P
#3175 [19:11] <SennyoAtSchool> such as....
#3176 [19:11] <SennyoAtSchool> ?? dont/pebcak
#3177 [19:11] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#3178 [19:11] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#3179 [19:12] <putty> ?? balls
#3180 [19:12] <SennyoAtSchool> :P
#3181 [19:12] <putty> ahh shit
#3182 [19:12] <Jovet> we could have used that one earlier.
#3183 [19:12] <SennyoAtSchool> i resist the urge usually
#3184 [19:12] <Jovet> she certianly wasn't worth typing all that but she definitely needed to hear it. (I assume it was a woman. lol)
#3185 [19:12] <SennyoAtSchool> ?? attitude
#3186 [19:12] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3187 [19:12] <putty> That was my sister >.>
#3188 [19:12] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3189 [19:13] <SennyoAtSchool> is better :P
#3190 [19:13] <Jovet> change it to: treat us like a charity organization, because we are one.
#3191 [19:13] <Jovet> lol no it wasn't putty
#3192 [19:13] <SennyoAtSchool> ??< error
#3193 [19:13] <putty> Dont look at my IP like that
#3194 [19:13] * SennyoAtSchool stabs Understudy
#3194 [19:14] <SennyoAtSchool> ??< gpu/amd/solution
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#3196 [19:19] <TheNytangel> Kealper, you're playing minecraft too? :D
#3197 [19:20] <Kealper> updating my server
#3198 [19:20] <TheNytangel> But you're playing minecraft ;)
#3199 [19:20] <TheNytangel> Steam said so
#3200 [19:20] <Kealper> and i'm a derp and shouldn't have updated my client
#3201 [19:20] <Kealper> (yay for having jar backups)
#3202 [19:20] <SennyoAtSchool> Kealper: hows the upnp thing coming along? still waiting to try it :P
#3203 [19:21] <Kealper> i gave up on it
#3204 [19:21] <SennyoAtSchool> :/
#3205 [19:21] <Kealper> the method i used doesn't work on most computers and i've realized i don't care enough to make my own UPnP thing
#3206 [19:21] <Kealper> i've just got too much other things to do as of late :/
#3207 [19:21] <SennyoAtSchool> Kealper: may i give it a shot? :P have it act as a server-wrapper
#3208 [19:22] <Kealper> a server wrapper for what/how? D:
#3209 [19:22] <SennyoAtSchool> Wug[zzzz]: did you just eat a whole turkey?!
#3210 [19:23] <moses> gonna restart back in a tick
#3211 [19:23] <TheNytangel> Kealper, you're playing minecraft again?
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#3213 [19:24] <Kealper> yes, now that i've got 1.8.1 i can get on my server and just type /update lol
#3214 [19:24] * SennyoAtSchool goes home
#3214 [19:28] <Jovet> this place is like a fast food resturant: one moment it's mayhem and the next you've cleaned everything andare falling asleep.
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#3216 [19:28] <moses> IT WORKS
#3217 [19:28] <Jovet> good to hear
#3218 [19:29] <moses> i fixed it, srsly though toshiba why the hell did i have ati drivers on my laptop?
#3219 [19:30] <Jovet> we don't get paid enough to know such things.
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#3221 [19:36] <amphiboly> win7 tells me my java installation is proper when I got 32bit java and my machine is 64bit
#3222 [19:36] <xales> Download the 64-bit Java manually from java.com then
#3223 [19:37] <Jovet> amphiboly: that's because there's nothing wrong with having a 32-bit java version.
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#3225 [19:37] <Jovet> wb Chaos
#3226 [19:37] <amphiboly> thinstalling the proper java improves minecraft
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#3228 [19:38] <Chaos_Theorist> Thanks
#3229 [19:38] <amphiboly> minecraft 1.0.0 warns you about this
#3230 [19:38] <Jovet> amphiboly: using 64-bit Java when you can provides for some technical improvements. but it has been problematic for some, too.
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#3233 [19:40] <Jovet> amphiboly: that "warning" is simply a suggestion, not a prophecy that your system will melt down or something.
#3234 [19:40] <amphiboly> I wish I could eliminate the 3 second lag when I push any key or mouse click
#3235 [19:41] <amphiboly> ramdisk helps a bit
#3236 [19:41] <Chaos_Theorist> Have you tried making a bat file to allocate more RAM for Minecraft?
#3237 [19:42] <amphiboly> this monster is beating me up and it seems to take hours to switch equipment to sword
#3238 [19:43] <Jovet> amphiboly: what are your computer's specifications?
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#3240 [19:43] <amphiboly> I could post dxdiag to paste.bin
#3241 [19:43] <Chaos_Theorist> Do so please.
#3242 [19:43] <Jovet> then do it
#3243 [19:44] <bearlindo> hi why cant i logg in on minecraft.net i have newly changed my password but i cant logg in
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#3245 [19:46] <amphiboly> http://pastebin.com/PyhGbMf8
#3246 [19:49] <Eearslya> Just going to throw my issue in here instead of flood the channel: http://pastebin.com/e0s7kDh5
#3247 [19:49] <amphiboly> I don't know the optimal ramdisk size in my case. I got 4gb memory, and the youtube said .25gb suffices
#3248 [19:49] <Jovet> thanks Earslya
#3249 [19:50] <bearlindo> no @ here that can help me
#3250 [19:50] <Jovet> doesn't take a @ to help you
#3251 [19:51] <bearlindo> but ehy cant i log in on the site and how do i register my nick so i can talk in the main channel
#3252 [19:51] <Eearslya> bearlindo: I'll tell you how to register in PM.
#3253 [19:52] <Jovet> amphiboly: right-click the Windows Taskbar and choose "Task Manager"
#3254 [19:52] <bearlindo> sure
#3255 [19:52] <amphiboly> the some say ramdisk is not very helpful, but it makes a notcible difference for me
#3256 [19:53] <amphiboly> ok
#3257 [19:54] <Jovet> Eearslya: I'm afraid I can't help with that one, I'm neither experienced with Ubuntu or client mods.
#3258 [19:54] <Eearslya> It's so wierd, because it happened out of the blue. One day it's working, the next it isn't.
#3259 [19:54] <Chaos_Theorist> What mod?
#3260 [19:54] <Chaos_Theorist> (s)
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#3262 [19:55] <Jovet> that "next day" wasn't around the 18th of Novemeber was it? ;)
#3263 [19:55] <Eearslya> Jovet: Nope. I mean today.
#3264 [19:55] <amphiboly> wiwhy run taskmgr?
#3265 [19:55] <Chaos_Theorist> Have you installed any antiviruses since then?
#3266 [19:55] <Eearslya> ModLoader, ModLoaderMP, MCForge, RedPower, BuildCraft, Somnia, Treecapitator, and Risu's RecipeBook.
#3267 [19:55] <Eearslya> Chaos_Theorist: No.
#3268 [19:55] <Jovet> Eearslya: you had 1.0.0 working just fine, then?
#3269 [19:56] <Jovet> Eearslya: before you installed mods?
#3270 [19:56] <Chaos_Theorist> Do any of those mods check for updates?
#3271 [19:56] <Jovet> amphiboly: switch to the "Performance" tab. Does your CPU usage stay low and sometimes spike up, or is it 50-100% all the time?
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#3273 [19:56] <Eearslya> Jovet: These mods are all installed on a 1.8.1 jar.
#3274 [19:56] <Eearslya> Chaos_Theorist: Not that I know of.
#3275 [19:57] <helpmewithteamviewer> hello?
#3276 [19:57] <Jovet> hi
#3277 [19:57] <Jovet> Eearslya: oh. I grasp your predicament but don't know what to tell 'ya.
#3278 [19:57] <helpmewithteamviewer> can one of u help me portforward?
#3279 [19:57] <Chaos_Theorist> :PF
#3280 [19:57] <WugBot> pf: You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#3281 [19:57] <WugBot> pf: Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#3282 [19:57] <helpmewithteamviewer> ?
#3283 [19:58] <helpmewithteamviewer> not that site again it never helps me :(
#3284 [19:58] <Jovet> :pf > helpmewithteamviewer
#3285 [19:58] <WugBot> helpmewithteamviewer: (pf) You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#3286 [19:58] <WugBot> helpmewithteamviewer: (pf) Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#3287 [19:58] <helpmewithteamviewer> lol :pf
#3288 [19:58] <Chaos_Theorist> You need to skip the ads
#3289 [19:58] <Jovet> it will help, just scroll down on the page to find the router you have. Then click on it. Then on the next page click "Skip Advertisement" at the top. And you should be good.
#3290 [19:59] <helpmewithteamviewer> i did but the steps didnt work
#3291 [19:59] <Jovet> which router do you have?
#3292 [19:59] <Chaos_Theorist> ;ip helpmewithteamviewer
#3293 [19:59] <WugBot> IP address of helpmewithteamviewer is: 67.252.115.107
#3294 [19:59] <helpmewithteamviewer> Ubee
#3295 [19:59] <Chaos_Theorist> !check 67.252.115.107
#3296 [19:59] <helpmewithteamviewer> ?! :(
#3297 [19:59] <helpmewithteamviewer> i have a server but no one can get in
#3298 [19:59] <helpmewithteamviewer> but me
#3299 [20:00] <Eearslya> Wow. I won't lie. Kinda creepy how you can just grab anyone's IP in this room. XD
#3300 [20:00] <Jovet> helpmewithteamviewer: do you have the same model of router it lists or a different model?
#3301 [20:00] <Chaos_Theorist> helpmewithteamviewer, what router/modem do you have?
#3302 [20:00] <Jovet> Eearslya: that's the internet, it's not just this chat room.
#3303 [20:00] <helpmewithteamviewer> i need help through teamviewer a guy last night said to ask u guys to do that 2day
#3304 [20:00] <amphiboly> I'm watching. it only spikes up when I do something,otherwise about 10%
#3305 [20:00] <Jovet> helpmewithteamviewer: we could do that but if we teach you how to do it you'll be better off in the long run.
#3306 [20:01] <Eearslya> Oh. Apparently esper doesn't have +x. That would explain it, then.
#3307 [20:01] <Jovet> helpmewithteamviewer: so please answer my question: is your model Router the same as on that site, or a different one?
#3308 [20:01] <helpmewithteamviewer> im just doing what some guy last night said to do..
#3309 [20:01] <helpmewithteamviewer> erm idk
#3310 [20:02] <helpmewithteamviewer> idts
#3311 [20:02] <helpmewithteamviewer> i dont think it is :(
#3312 [20:02] <helpmewithteamviewer> or it would have worked.
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#3315 [20:06] <amphiboly> Chaos_Theorist what next?
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#3317 [20:06] <Chaos_Theorist> What was the last thing you did?
#3318 [20:06] <Jovet> I was helping him with his laggy minecraft
#3319 [20:06] <Eearslya> So my issue seems doomed until someone else shows up.
#3320 [20:07] <Chaos_Theorist> amphiboly, run Minecraft, open task manager, right click minecraft.exe and change run priority to high. (If you're using Windows)
#3321 [20:07] <amphiboly> it only spikes up when I do something,otherwise about 10%
#3322 [20:08] <Jovet> actually, find javaw.exe (or similar) and set its priority to high.
#3323 [20:08] <Eearslya> Chaos_Theorist: Wouldn't it be javaw--Dangit. Ninja'd.
#3324 [20:08] <Chaos_Theorist> Okay, javaw.exe then
#3325 [20:08] <Chaos_Theorist> :mods
#3326 [20:08] <WugBot> mods: This channel provides support for the vanilla (unmodded) version of minecraft. If you are having trouble playing one of the first things we'll ask you to do is remove any texture packs or mods.
#3327 [20:08] <WugBot> mods: Support for client modifications such as TooManyItems can be found in #risucraft while support for bukkit plugins can be found in #bukkit
#3328 [20:09] <Eearslya> Is that supposed to be pointed at me?
#3329 [20:09] <amphiboly> I tried setting priority to high long ago. it's not as effective as ramdisk
#3330 [20:10] <Chaos_Theorist> Err, yes Eearslya.
#3331 [20:10] <Chaos_Theorist> Amphibody, did you change priority of javaw.exe as well as minecraft.exe?
#3332 [20:10] <|Kiikun|> Eearslya: yeah. we can get ther base game running. but mods we dont help with
#3333 [20:10] <amphiboly> I'll do it again
#3334 [20:10] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: minecraft.exe just opens javaw :P
#3335 [20:10] <Jovet> we can help if we are famliar with them, but no promises
#3336 [20:10] <amphiboly> it's the first trick I ever tried
#3337 [20:11] <Eearslya> Alright, what's the name for the modding channel?
#3338 [20:11] <Jovet> there isn't one.
#3339 [20:11] <Chaos_Theorist> One or more of your mods might be colliding, Eearslya.
#3340 [20:11] <|Kiikun|> Eearslya: atleast no modding help channel.
#3341 [20:11] <Jovet> for server modding there's #bukkit but for client modding you're kinda on your own.
#3342 [20:11] <|Kiikun|> Eearslya: reinstall minecraft clean then install the mods one at a time
#3343 [20:12] <Chaos_Theorist> Or with modloader
#3344 [20:12] <Jovet> I'd suggest searching the minecraft forums for clues to help you
#3345 [20:12] <Eearslya> Chaos_Theorist: I doubt that, because like I said, this very jar worked only yesterday, and it's crashing before minecraft.jar is even loaded.
#3346 [20:12] <|Kiikun|> specificly.. the pages you got the mods from :P
#3347 [20:13] <Chaos_Theorist> Eearslya, you might need to update to 1.00 and then wait for mods to update
#3348 [20:13] <Jovet> aphiboly sounds like he has a really laggy minecraft, not sure what to tell him
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#3350 [20:14] <Eearslya> I really hope it doesn't come to that.
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#3352 [20:14] <Chaos_Theorist> I usually run Minecraft with one or two gameplay-unaltering mods.
#3353 [20:14] <Eearslya> 'Cause most of them are big, game-changing mods which will take some time to update..
#3354 [20:14] <Chaos_Theorist> Yes well, nothing we can do I'm afraid.
#3355 [20:15] <|Kiikun|> Eearslya: have you tried just rebooting the computer? if it worked before and nothings changed since yesterday then something might have justy gone wonky that a reboot woudl fix
#3356 [20:16] <amphiboly> Chaos_Theorist simple tricks like setting priority high don't help much
#3357 [20:16] <Chaos_Theorist> You have got to find a way of increasing CPU and RAM usage for Minecraft
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#3359 [20:17] <Eearslya> |Kiikun|: Yep. I've done every little tweaky trick I know of; rebooting (several times), force updating then modding again, deleting my bin folder, deleting the entire .minecraft folder, re-downloading the launcher..Nothing helped.
#3360 [20:17] <|Kiikun|> Chaos_Theorist: part of the problem is that amphiboly is using the ram as storage space.
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#3362 [20:17] <Chaos_Theorist> amphiboly: see what you can get from this: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/343030-minecraft-speedoptimization-guide-v-22-updated-on-nov-6/
#3363 [20:18] <amphiboly> combat and swimming in water always leave me stupidly staring at the sky in gimble lock.
#3364 [20:18] <amphiboly> ok
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#3366 [20:19] <Chaos_Theorist> Optifine isn't updated yet, unfortunately
#3367 [20:20] <speedy550> how do i start playing online? i just bought the online game and cant figure out how to start playing
#3368 [20:20] <Jovet> speedy550: have you logged into minecraft.net and downloaded it?
#3369 [20:20] <amphiboly> I hate drowning just because I tried to kill a cow in water
#3370 [20:21] <amphiboly> the keys don't respond fast enough to swim
#3371 [20:21] <Chaos_Theorist> speedy550: download and minecraft.exe, login, update, click multiplayer, find a server from here: http://mcserverlist.net/
#3372 [20:21] * mib_jw5ull [mib_jw5ull@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3373 [20:21] <Chaos_Theorist> *download and run
#3374 [20:24] <mib_jw5ull> minecraft crashed after I try to download a testure pack
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#3376 [20:25] <amphiboly> the drowning bubbles appear while I'm screaming dammit, I pressed spacebar 5 minutes ago. why amn't I swimmuing yet?
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#3378 [20:25] <TheSheps03> hello
#3379 [20:26] <Chaos_Theorist> Hello
#3380 [20:26] * xDalton1997x [xDalton1997x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3381 [20:26] <TheSheps03> I'm having some issues with my account
#3382 [20:26] <WugBot> TheSheps03: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#3383 [20:26] <Chaos_Theorist> Ahaha
#3384 [20:26] <Chaos_Theorist> Ignore WugBot.
#3385 [20:26] <xDalton1997x> My client won't load.
#3386 [20:26] <TheSheps03> i shall
#3387 [20:26] <TheSheps03> lol
#3388 [20:26] <TheSheps03> chaos are you an admin?
#3389 [20:27] <Chaos_Theorist> No
#3390 [20:27] <Chaos_Theorist> What's wrong with your account?
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#3392 [20:27] <TheSheps03> my friend has been trying to buy the game
#3393 [20:27] <TheSheps03> multiple credit cards have failed
#3394 [20:27] <TheSheps03> and results in the 24hr. dissablement
#3395 [20:27] <Chaos_Theorist> Do they support overseas transactions?
#3396 [20:27] <Jovet> TheSheps03: people with @ at the start of their nicknames are channel operators (in charge) but nonoe of us are affiliated iwth Mojang
#3397 [20:28] <TheSheps03> the first card we used was the one that bought the game for me the night before
#3398 [20:28] <TheSheps03> and thanks Jovet
#3399 [20:28] <speedy550> the servers keep just saying they lose connection
#3400 [20:28] <Chaos_Theorist> Jovet, what about mollstam?
#3401 [20:28] <Jovet> TheSheps03: that is to say, none of us work for Mojang and so can't help with account stuff gone wrong.
#3402 [20:28] <amphiboly> Chaos_Theorist my laptop isn't macho. but from the dxdiag I pasted, shouldn't it be fast enough to play minecraft?
#3403 [20:29] <TheSheps03> well perhaps some of u have experienced this issue
#3404 [20:29] <TheSheps03> or it is a known issue
#3405 [20:29] <TheSheps03> ?
#3406 [20:29] <Chaos_Theorist> amphiboly: Yes, probably. But Minecraft doesn't seem to be using enough CPU.
#3407 [20:30] <Jovet> amphiboly: yes but I didn't notice what kind of graphics hardware you have. If you have crapy graphics hardware (as most laptops do) you'll be stuck with symptoms like yours.
#3408 [20:31] <Jonz00r> So for some reason my minecraft likes to freeze (image only)
#3409 [20:31] <Jonz00r> it responds to commands but the screen is frozen so i can open the menu and quit, but i have to do it by feel
#3410 [20:31] <Jonz00r> windows 7 x64
#3411 [20:32] <Chaos_Theorist> :dx > Jonz00r
#3412 [20:32] <WugBot> Jonz00r: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3413 [20:32] <WugBot> Jonz00r: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3414 [20:33] <speedy550> help - i cant connect to any server - it just keeps saying connection lost. i am just trying to start to play minecraft online
#3415 [20:33] <Jonz00r> http://pastebin.com/Wk91bsCF
#3416 [20:34] <Jonz00r> oh shi. don't tell me its fraps
#3417 [20:34] <amphiboly> I got a radeon mobility ati hd 4650, it can do halflife and gta
#3418 [20:35] <Jonz00r> what
#3419 [20:35] <amphiboly> "mobility" means lame
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#3421 [20:35] <Chaos_Theorist> 'mobility' means laptop
#3422 [20:35] <speedy550> it keeps telling me connection lost - bad login
#3423 [20:35] <Jonz00r> do you own MC speedy550?
#3424 [20:36] <HandOfCode> Is anybody having trouble logging into the main site? I can log into my account just fine
#3425 [20:36] <HandOfCode> in the client
#3426 [20:36] <speedy550> yes - i just bought it tonight
#3427 [20:36] <Jonz00r> ah
#3428 [20:36] <speedy550> havent been able to figure out how to start playing on line
#3429 [20:37] <Jonz00r> chaos_Theorist: if you have any suggestions email me jonz00r@gmail.com I have forced an update once
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#3431 [20:38] <Chaos_Theorist> Ok
#3432 [20:39] <Chaos_Theorist> Jonz00r, if you try this channel later, there might be someone else who can help
#3433 [20:42] <amphiboly> Chaos_Theorist I was already advised to do most of the things in that list, eliminate viruses/malware, upgrade video drivers and install OS upgrades, kill other applications, set video distance to tiny, set priority to high, use ramdisk etc. but I don't think the optifine mod has been relrased for 1.0.0 yet
#3434 [20:42] <amphiboly> err released
#3435 [20:43] <Chaos_Theorist> No, Optifine isn't released for 1.0.0 yet :/
#3436 [20:43] <amphiboly> 1.0.0 seems to incorporate some features of optifine
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#3439 [20:45] <amphiboly> maybe increase ramdisk to .5 gig?
#3440 [20:46] <amphiboly> it crashes if I keep too many worlds
#3441 [20:46] <Chaos_Theorist> amphiboly: right-click on javaw.exe and hover over Affinity. Select all CPUs.
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#3443 [20:46] <Chaos_Theorist> I'm not sure what ramdisk is
#3444 [20:46] <amphiboly> all CPUs already selected
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#3446 [20:47] <amphiboly> did that long ago
#3447 [20:47] <Chaos_Theorist> ok
#3448 [20:48] <amphiboly> ramdisk is an ordeal every reboot
#3449 [20:49] <amphiboly> all the minecraft disk files kept in ram.
#3450 [20:49] <Jovet> amphiboly: whining about your problems every 30 seconds will not solve them.
#3451 [20:49] <Chaos_Theorist> sounds weird
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#3454 [20:50] <Jovet> amphiboly: A ram disk isn't the solution to your problem, it's only masking the syptoms of it.
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#3456 [20:50] <amphiboly> Jovet I got good advice #here before by asking
#3457 [20:50] <Jovet> asking is one thing, whining is another
#3458 [20:50] <Chaos_Theorist> Anyway, the only things I can suggest to you now are Google the problem or fiddle around with it yourself.
#3459 [20:51] <Jovet> if you've alerady been advised to do everything we're advising you then you'll be better off trying to seek help elsewhere
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#3466 [20:53] <amphiboly> Jovet I googled for 30 days and tried all I discovered. some minecraft wizards here have helped too, I bet others have the same problem
#3467 [20:53] <Jovet> yesterday you were sure others had the same problem
#3468 [20:53] <Jovet> my only suggestion is search the minecraft forms and/or make a bug report on getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#3469 [20:53] <Chaos_Theorist> If they have encountered this problem, they probably haven't fixed it.
#3470 [20:54] <amphiboly> I don't know what is the problem
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#3473 [20:55] <amphiboly> if I knew I'd be a minecraft wizard like you
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#3478 [20:58] <amphiboly> I'll have to wait until optifine for 1.0.0 is released
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#3480 [21:00] <Jovet> we're not wizards
#3481 [21:00] <Chaos_Theorist> Well, you might not be.
#3482 [21:00] <Jovet> :P
#3483 [21:00] <Jovet> wizards have magic wands. you telling me you have a magic wand? lol
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#3485 [21:01] <amphiboly> the problem is making minecraft run on slower machines that can run halflife and gta
#3486 [21:01] <Chaos_Theorist> No, magicians have magic wands. I have a staff.
#3487 [21:01] <wippler> when i try to open the game on my macbook pro it just bounces and doesnt open
#3488 [21:02] <wippler> what do i do?
#3489 [21:02] <Chaos_Theorist> Are you using the minecraft.jar launcher?
#3490 [21:02] <Chaos_Theorist> or minecraft.exe?
#3491 [21:02] <wippler> i dont know
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#3493 [21:03] <Chaos_Theorist> Are you running it from your browser?
#3494 [21:03] <wippler> no
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#3496 [21:09] <wippler> it runs fine on my macmini. cant get it to work on my macbook
#3497 [21:09] <Chaos_Theorist> Might have something to do with OpenGL
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#3500 [21:13] <person550> how do i make a minecraft server
#3501 [21:13] <person550> ?
#3502 [21:13] <Jovet> person550: go to the Wiki and read all about it
#3503 [21:13] <person550> k ty
#3504 [21:13] <Jovet> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Server
#3505 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> ?? smp/serversetup
#3506 [21:14] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: Lots of information here:
#3507 [21:14] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#3509 [21:18] <Jovet> this sure does take a lot of attention span
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#3512 [21:26] <Wug> bad bot
#3513 [21:26] <Rye> After
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#3515 [21:27] <Jovet> Rye: could be a few reasons
#3516 [21:28] <Jovet> did it ever work?
#3517 [21:28] <Rye> no
#3518 [21:28] <Jovet> Rye: bought the game in the last week, then?
#3519 [21:28] <Rye> yes
#3520 [21:29] <Jovet> Rye: so you went to "Download" on minecraft.net after buying the game, downloaded it, and then ran it?
#3521 [21:29] <Rye> yes
#3522 [21:31] <Jovet> Rye: have you tried 1) closing Minecraft 2) disabling your Anti-Virus 3) opening Minecraft, logging in, and trying again?
#3523 [21:32] <Rye> ive tried closing minecraft and trying again.
#3524 [21:32] <Rye> but not disabling the Anti-Virus
#3525 [21:32] <Jovet> try that next
#3526 [21:33] <Rye> i will try that next thanks
#3527 [21:33] <Jovet> or, you could try it right now and see if it works...
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#3531 [21:40] <Jovet> it's already pretty silent in here...
#3532 [21:41] <Silent> Jovet y u ping ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#3533 [21:42] <Jovet> ?
#3534 [21:42] <Jovet> speak English please
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#3536 [21:45] <Silent> Never mind...
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#3539 [21:49] <frogaincia> how do you start a server to play the game after downloading it
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#3543 [22:15] <SpiffyDrummah> I have a question if no one minds answering it.
#3544 [22:17] <Jovet> shoot
#3545 [22:18] <SpiffyDrummah> I bought an account May 29th, and suddenly, it says I'm not premium in August. I've emailed support a couple times, but no response. I was wondering if there was a way, or if I just have to wait.
#3546 [22:19] <SpiffyDrummah> a way to fix it*
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#3549 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: did you buy your accoutn from somewhere besides www.minecraft.net?
#3550 [22:22] <SpiffyDrummah> Nope. Straight from Minecraft's website.
#3551 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: you still have the email confirmations? woudl help them speed things along
#3552 [22:23] <TheNytangel`> Well aren't you a sharp one
#3553 [22:23] <Jovet> what's your account name, Spiffy?
#3554 [22:23] <SpiffyDrummah> SpiffyDrummah.
#3555 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> !paid SpiffyDrummah
#3556 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> yeah ok.
#3557 [22:23] <Jovet> hmmmm
#3558 [22:23] <SpiffyDrummah> Weird. I did.
#3559 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: any chance it was a different account name?
#3560 [22:24] <Jovet> yeah you're going to have to contact mojang support. http://www.minecraft.com/support answer the questions and hopefully they get back to you
#3561 [22:25] <SpiffyDrummah> I contacted at least 5 times. Maybe it's because I emailed them right before they released 1.8 and after Minecon.
#3562 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: the emails are a bit overloaded.
#3563 [22:25] <SpiffyDrummah> And no Kiikun, no chance.
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#3565 [22:26] <SpiffyDrummah> It says I don't have the correct password, and I've changed it twice.
#3566 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: the websites been derping out since 1.0's release with 'oops wrong username or password'
#3567 [22:28] <Jovet> ...even though they're fine
#3568 [22:28] <SpiffyDrummah> Okay. Just making sure it wasn't another problem. I wouldn't be upset if it was a different game, but the fact that I paid 21 dollars for it kind of gets me mad.
#3569 [22:28] <Jovet> yeah we can understand that
#3570 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> SpiffyDrummah: so you wouldnt be upset if it was skyrim or assassin's creed? :P
#3571 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> or Steam? :P
#3572 [22:29] <SpiffyDrummah> Good point. :P Lol. Now it lets me log in.
#3573 [22:29] <Jovet> it may be flaky lately because of MineCon (the convention) and the flood of new users, but it will smooth out
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#3577 [22:30] <sprog> why is my minecraft download being interupted?
#3578 [22:30] <meeeee> hey wug you there
#3579 [22:30] <Jovet> sprog: it could be your anti-virus software, try disabling that
#3580 [22:31] <Wug> yes
#3581 [22:31] <Wug> but I'm busy with something
#3582 [22:33] <sprog> I have downloaded it before, but it got messed up. I tried re-downloading it, but it was interrupted some how.
#3583 [22:33] <Jovet> have you tried "Options" and then Force update?
#3584 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> sprog: the client.. or what the client is downloading?
#3585 [22:34] <meeeee> hay you know how you said to install that thing well it didnt work and ok im kind of giving up on minecraft im sure its a fun game but im spent 50 bucks trying to run this game and nothing is working so yeah this is probably the last time im coming to this help sight but its posible i could come back
#3586 [22:34] <sprog> I cant try options, because i cant download it.
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#3588 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> !client
#3589 [22:35] <Jovet> sprog: can you log-in to minecraft.net?
#3590 [22:36] <sprog> yes i can log-in just fine.
#3591 [22:36] <|Kiikun|> sprog: if your browser keeps derping out, try a different opne. it coudl also be your antivirus like Jovet says, or the acompanying firewall
#3592 [22:36] <Jovet> what happens when you log in and go to "Download" and right-click on the link and do a "Save File As..." or "Save Target As.." or the like?
#3593 [22:36] <Wug> meeeee: ok
#3594 [22:37] <meeeee> hay you know how you said to install that thing well it didnt work and ok im kind of giving up on minecraft im sure its a fun game but im spent 50 bucks trying to run this game and nothing is working so yeah this is probably the last time im coming to this help sight but its posible i could come back but sorry for wasting your time wug im sorry :(
#3595 [22:37] <Wug> dont worry about it
#3596 [22:37] <Wug> dont forget your login info, you can still play from other computers
#3597 [22:37] <meeeee> yeah i know
#3598 [22:38] <meeeee> i just have to save up money to get a new computer insted of the old xp
#3599 [22:38] <Jovet> I'm using XP jsut fine
#3600 [22:39] <Wug> Jovet: I think he meant xp as in the face
#3601 [22:39] <Wug> not xp as in the os
#3602 [22:40] <Wug> colon pee
#3603 [22:40] * Jovet sighs.
#3603 [22:40] <meeeee> yeah but i have a computer case that cant hold a graphic card
#3604 [22:40] <sprog> thanks jovet it is working. thank you so much
#3605 [22:40] <Jovet> no prob sprog
#3606 [22:40] <meeeee> so i cant play any games on my computer
#3607 [22:41] <Wug> meeeee: thats why I told you to consult with someone first
#3608 [22:41] <Jovet> if you have any more problems, remember to try disabling your Anti-Virus first, if that doens't work come back here
#3609 [22:41] <Wug> because stuff like that is an issue
#3610 [22:41] <meeeee> i did and they barely even helped me
#3611 [22:41] <Wug> tell them they suck
#3612 [22:42] <Jovet> what was your problem, meee?
#3613 [22:42] <meeeee> i should but that would be mean
#3614 [22:42] <Wug> meeeee's computer couldn't run it, so he tried to get a new graphics card, but if I understand correctly, it doesnt fit in his case
#3615 [22:42] <Jovet> it doesn't fit the case or doesn't fit the slot?
#3616 [22:42] <Wug> the case
#3617 [22:43] <meeeee> exactly
#3618 [22:43] <Jovet> what kind of case is that?!
#3619 [22:43] <Wug> probably one of those micro tower things or something
#3620 [22:43] <meeeee> the case isnt fit for a graphic card
#3621 [22:43] <Jovet> what type of computer is it? I'm curious
#3622 [22:43] <Wug> I believe that it was a dell dimension something
#3623 [22:43] * |Kiikun| calls an HP.
#3623 [22:43] <Wug> though I could be totally wrong
#3624 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> aw.
#3625 [22:44] <Wug> I see waaaaaay too many computers here -.-
#3626 [22:44] <Jovet> what's the exact model, meee?
#3627 [22:44] <meeeee> a windows xp dc7600 (small form facter)
#3628 [22:44] <meeeee> *factor*
#3629 [22:44] <Jovet> ahh, you need a SFF graphics card then
#3630 [22:45] <Wug> nope, kiikun was right, it is an hp
#3631 [22:45] <Jovet> 240W power supply is not impressive though, so you're pretty limited on that
#3632 [22:45] <meeeee> what about a ati radeon
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#3634 [22:46] <Wug> meeeee: your options are pretty limited, and you'd probably be better off saving up for a whole new computer
#3635 [22:46] <Wug> it will take a little longer but you'll enjoy it more
#3636 [22:46] * Jovet agrees with Wug.
#3636 [22:46] <meeeee> ok then so shold i buy a laptop or desktop
#3637 [22:47] <meeeee> *should*
#3638 [22:47] <Jovet> Desktop would be cheaper and upgradable
#3639 [22:47] <Jovet> Laptop is portable and more expensive. It's up to you.
#3640 [22:47] <meeeee> oh ok so what would you recomend
#3641 [22:47] <meeeee> i mean what desktop would you recomend
#3642 [22:48] <Jovet> don't ask me, I get paid to give that advice out
#3643 [22:49] <meeeee> really come on give a kid with a disability a break
#3644 [22:49] <Jovet> LOL
#3645 [22:49] <meeeee> iom not kidding jerk :(
#3646 [22:49] <Jovet> someone who actually knows you and can talk iwth you would be best to answer those questions. find a computer-nerdy friend around you
#3647 [22:50] <meeeee> im like the only one not kidding
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#3649 [22:50] <Jovet> I would explain why I laughed but I don't think you'd get it.
#3650 [22:50] <meeeee> plus i was born with disibility i was born with a clef lippin pallet
#3651 [22:51] <Jovet> that's a disability how?
#3652 [22:51] <meeeee> now my teethe are all messed up
#3653 [22:52] <meeeee> and my parents arnt makeing allot of money and they have to pay for retainers and all that
#3654 [22:52] <Wug> meeeee: if you're going to come to us for advice then dont play cards like the disability card
#3655 [22:52] <Wug> and we provide support for minecraft
#3656 [22:52] <Wug> not every little thing that has to do with computers.
#3657 [22:52] <Jovet> that's why I laughed
#3658 [22:53] <Jovet> a cleft palette is not a disability
#3659 [22:53] <Jovet> and the disabled persons I know don't want to be treated any differently from non-disabled people
#3660 [22:53] <Wug> so sorry but you might be in the wrong place. if you need advice on a computer thats good
#3661 [22:53] <Jovet> right now I'm on the phone with my father who is blind. that's a disability.
#3662 [22:53] <Wug> you can go to newegg.com, browse around the desktop section, and look at the reviews.
#3663 [22:53] <meeeee> well ok it isnt but its bad ok
#3664 [22:54] <meeeee> oh im sorry im so sorry is he ok tell him a kid said high :(
#3665 [22:54] <Jovet> he's been blind for 60 years so yes he's fine :P
#3666 [22:54] <meeeee> oh and thanks wug
#3667 [22:55] <meeeee> oh
#3668 [22:55] <Wug> sorry I couldnt get it working.
#3669 [22:56] <meeeee> k bye
#3670 [22:56] * Jovet shakes his head.
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#3671 [22:56] <Chris> ??< fubar/hamachi
#3672 [22:57] * Wug fumes
#3672 [22:58] <Jovet> why Wug?
#3673 [22:58] <Wug> people like that irritate me
#3674 [22:58] <Jovet> all we can do is tell him how it is, hopefully he'll learn
#3675 [22:58] <Wug> yes its unfortunate that minecraft doesnt work
#3676 [22:59] <Wug> yes its unfortunate that the graphics card you bought didnt fi
#3677 [22:59] <clarjon1> heh
#3678 [22:59] <Jovet> hopefully he can return it
#3679 [22:59] <clarjon1> I'm autistic, but I don't let that be an excuse
#3680 [22:59] <Wug> t* no, I dont feel sorry because I explicitly told you to be very careful when getting one
#3681 [22:59] <Wug> no, I am not going to help you buy / buy you a computer
#3682 [22:59] <Jovet> you knew it was a SFF?
#3683 [22:59] <Wug> I didnt
#3684 [23:00] <Wug> I knew the model of the computer but nothing about it
#3685 [23:00] <Wug> didnt know what it looked like, or what was already in it, or even whether it was pci or agp
#3686 [23:00] <Wug> so I told him "seek the advice of someone who can ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY INSPECT IT"
#3687 [23:01] <Jovet> lol which is what I tried to tell him
#3688 [23:01] <Wug> apparently he half assed it, and guess what, it didnt work
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#3690 [23:01] <Wug> yes?
#3691 [23:02] <meeeee> what computer do you guys have
#3692 [23:02] <Jovet> I have 5, pick one.
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#3694 [23:03] <Jovet> the ones I really care about I build myself, but, that's me.
#3695 [23:03] <meeeee> how can pick one if i dont know ...... wait whaaa!!!!
#3696 [23:03] <clarjon1> meeeee: you take the computer in to a local computer repair shop
#3697 [23:03] <Jovet> like I said... otto find a friend local
#3698 [23:03] <clarjon1> meeeee: Ask them to look at it, and recommend a card type
#3699 [23:03] <Jovet> it'd be really best to find a friend local to you to help you ou
#3700 [23:04] <meeeee> how much does it cost to build one
#3701 [23:04] <Jovet> don't try to build one
#3702 [23:04] <clarjon1> dude
#3703 [23:04] <clarjon1> you are so not ready to build one lol
#3704 [23:04] <meeeee> ok fine
#3705 [23:04] <Jovet> it isn't hard to do, but not everyone has the degree of common sense
#3706 [23:05] <clarjon1> aint that the truth.
#3707 [23:05] <meeeee> clarjon1 who are you
#3708 [23:05] <clarjon1> I'm me
#3709 [23:05] <clarjon1> and you're you
#3710 [23:05] <|Kiikun|> meeeee: building a computer from parts requires above average technichal skill and a fair degree of knowledge of the components. it is NOT for a novice to do unguided.
#3711 [23:05] <Jovet> and that's all fine and good if it works... if it doens't work and you don't know how to troubleshoot it you're really up a creek
#3712 [23:05] <clarjon1> meeeee: a very quick litmus test to see if you are ready to build your own computer:
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#3714 [23:06] <|Kiikun|> doing so will likely lead to you destroying your own components uninentionally
#3715 [23:06] <Jovet> soldering motherboards isn't fun even for me
#3716 [23:06] <clarjon1> meeeee: If you don't know what kind of graphics card type your current computer has, then you're not ready.
#3717 [23:06] <clarjon1> You need to be able to fearlessly and successfully be able to upgrade/update your current PC, with ease and comfort.
#3718 [23:06] <meeeee> an ati radeon
#3719 [23:06] <clarjon1> That's nice
#3720 [23:07] <clarjon1> Is your card slot PCMCIA, PCI, PCI-e?
#3721 [23:07] <|Kiikun|> meeeee: agp? pci? pcie?
#3722 [23:07] <clarjon1> or AGP?
#3723 [23:07] <|Kiikun|> and what Xage?
#3724 [23:08] <meeeee> ok fine i dont know so what all i want to do is learn more about computers k
#3725 [23:08] <clarjon1> Then learn
#3726 [23:08] <clarjon1> find someone who knows
#3727 [23:08] <clarjon1> or start googling
#3728 [23:08] <clarjon1> In here, we won't know, we don't have physical access to your computer
#3729 [23:08] <clarjon1> if you dont' know what's in it, then how will we? :P
#3730 [23:10] <|Kiikun|> meeeee: i learned by looking at what was in the computer i had at the time, getting a new computer, and dismembering the old one :P
#3731 [23:10] <|Kiikun|> admitedlyy it was a 286...
#3732 [23:10] <Jovet> I've been working on computers for almost 30 years, all self-taught
#3733 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> meeeee: big rule #1 static electricity is your enemy.
#3734 [23:11] <meeeee> and if you were here earlier than you would know that iv given up on the computer i have i swear i have gone every where and nobody helps me iv gone to the local computer people best buy office max and iv done a whole bunch of research
#3735 [23:12] <clarjon1> meeeee: did you actually take the computer in, physically, and say "Tell me what kind of graphics card i can use in this"
#3736 [23:12] <clarjon1> and put the computer on the counter.
#3737 [23:12] <clarjon1> ( pro-tip: keep away from bestbuy. waaaaaaaaaay too many horror stories. )
#3738 [23:12] <|Kiikun|> yes. bestbuy's repair strategy is 'buy this!'
#3739 [23:12] <meeeee> yes and they looked at it for about 30 minutes and said we cant help you
#3740 [23:13] <clarjon1> I seriously doubt Staples would say that.
#3741 [23:13] <|Kiikun|> was it here or in class i heard the story about the store than held a lady's data hostage because her drive died?
#3742 [23:13] <meeeee> we dont have a staple where do you live
#3743 [23:14] <meeeee> *staples*
#3744 [23:14] <clarjon1> ah, right, you don't have that brand in the US
#3745 [23:14] * oldtopman researches best buy horror stories
#3745 [23:14] <clarjon1> meeeee: Look for the smaller computer repair shops then
#3746 [23:14] * oldtopman lurves funny idiots being exploited
#3746 [23:14] <meeeee> no not in my town
#3747 [23:14] <clarjon1> oldtopman: oh
#3748 [23:14] <|Kiikun|> clarjon1: staples is here. as is office max.
#3749 [23:14] <Jovet> we have Staples around here
#3750 [23:14] <clarjon1> |Kiikun|: ahhh, good.
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#3752 [23:15] <meeeee> so where do you live i live in a small town in texas
#3753 [23:15] <clarjon1> oldtopman: I forget whom, but someone did an expose -- they unplugged the HDD data cable, took it in, w/ hidden camera in PC....
#3754 [23:15] <clarjon1> oldtopman: the smaller mom/pop shops all caught it right away
#3755 [23:15] <Jovet> I'm in South Dakota
#3756 [23:15] <TheNytangel`> I'm in North Dakota
#3757 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> im in ct :P
#3758 [23:15] <clarjon1> oldtopman: More than one best buy did not even open the case, and told the undercover news guy that it was either a bad data cable, or a VIRUS
#3759 [23:16] <oldtopman> heh
#3760 [23:16] <Jovet> best buy probably reuiqres you to sign a non-fault form if they are goingto open the case, so if you don't sign that they won't
#3761 [23:16] <oldtopman> Someone I knew: Best Buy sold them an 8GB Sony MS Pro Duo Micro for a cheap canon
#3762 [23:16] <oldtopman> Canon uses SD cards.
#3763 [23:16] <clarjon1> rofl
#3764 [23:17] <oldtopman> This was when that sony card was worth $70
#3765 [23:17] <oldtopman> And a comprable SD was $20
#3766 [23:17] <|Kiikun|> tech store highly untechnical :P
#3767 [23:17] <oldtopman> She told me and I asked "Where'd you get it, best buy?"
#3768 [23:17] <Jovet> no, non-tech store hires non-tech morons and parades them to be tech people.
#3769 [23:17] <oldtopman> "erm, yes >.>"
#3770 [23:17] <oldtopman> XD
#3771 [23:18] * oldtopman wonders what it would be like to work there as a techie
#3771 [23:18] <Jovet> Geek Squad was actualluy respectable before BestBuy bought them
#3772 [23:18] <clarjon1> oldtopman: i dont' recommend it.
#3773 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> oldtopman: they tell you to NOT fix things. and to try and push sales
#3774 [23:18] <oldtopman> clarjon1: Did you work there?
#3775 [23:18] <clarjon1> oldtopman: i almost did
#3776 [23:18] <Jovet> Bestbuy is a fine place to buy most things at, but never ask anyone for any help or advice there.
#3777 [23:18] <clarjon1> oldtopman: I left after the 'training' session
#3778 [23:18] <oldtopman> derp
#3779 [23:18] <clarjon1> I got morals.
#3780 [23:18] <oldtopman> What was so wrong with it?
#3781 [23:19] <clarjon1> oldtopman: <|Kiikun|> oldtopman: they tell you to NOT fix things. and to try and push sales
#3782 [23:19] <meeeee> well buy
#3783 [23:19] <oldtopman> feh
#3784 [23:19] <clarjon1> they do
#3785 [23:19] <clarjon1> they seriously do
#3786 [23:19] * oldtopman thinks they would be upset if I reinstalled all OS's with Linux
#3786 [23:19] <clarjon1> not to mention the training bit where they say that microsoft is God
#3787 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> liek i said.. they held some lady's data hostage because the drive died after they backed it up.
#3788 [23:19] <oldtopman> You read my mind there.
#3789 [23:19] <Jovet> microsoft IS god there. lol
#3790 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> i bet the drive wasnt even fully dead.. they just wanted to force her to buy the new laptop
#3791 [23:20] <oldtopman> dear linus why
#3792 [23:20] <oldtopman> also, gtg
#3793 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> cya top
#3794 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> and i claim the sea!
#3795 [23:20] <oldtopman> er
#3796 [23:20] <oldtopman> good luck with that.
#3797 [23:20] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3798 [23:23] * |Kiikun| is debating makign the house fully levitating... or makign support trunks.
#3798 [23:24] <Jovet> I read that as "fully Leviton" hah
#3799 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> ive got a workbase for the moment :3 just need to decide if im just building out from a central point in units with no ground-connectage.... or making supports.
#3800 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> supports woudl let me hide and secure dropshafts :P
#3801 [23:25] <Jovet> are you talking about minecraft? hha
#3802 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> yup
#3803 [23:26] <Jovet> okay good, whew
#3804 [23:26] <Jovet> I wish my bf would get off of the phone, grrrrrrrrrrrr
#3805 [23:26] <Jovet> /msg VoxelHead oh it's not rude in all circumstances :P
#3806 [23:33] <Jovet> something
#3807 [23:34] <|Kiikun|> nothing
#3808 [23:35] <Jovet> how is CT tonite?
#3809 [23:36] <|Kiikun|> ticking away.
#3810 [23:38] <Jovet> cold and quiet here :(
#3811 [23:38] <Jovet> same for the channel I guess. hah
#3812 [23:40] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: go watch youtube vids :P
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#3814 [23:43] <O_RLY> I seem to have an unusual problem. I'm not able to add a server or do any typing at all at the splash screen. Clicking buttons works fine. Running Fedora
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#3816 [23:45] <scotty> hey
#3817 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> scotty: welcome back. thought i brokwe you last night
#3818 [23:45] <scotty> i think u did :(
#3819 [23:45] <scotty> my brother had to fix my internet
#3820 [23:46] <|Kiikun|> scotty: sorry. ^^; was just setting the tcp stuff back to auto, right?
#3821 [23:46] <scotty> thats fine i didnt think u ment it
#3822 [23:47] <scotty> tanics said that my router turned the server on but the port itself and my ip was stuffed
#3823 [23:47] <|Kiikun|> did you have him try and set the port forwarding up or give you a static ip?
#3824 [23:47] <scotty> like 4 people have tryed to teamveiw me and help and all fails :(
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#3826 [23:47] <|Kiikun|> scotty: your forwarding was setup. what i was tryign to do was give you a fixed ip outside the dchp server's random range so your local ip doesnt change.
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#3828 [23:48] <scotty> to be honnest im not to smart about that stuff so im just lost and cant play minecraft with my friends :(
#3829 [23:49] <mib_6r8r7j> I cannot run the ninecraft because it says I have bad video drivers
#3830 [23:50] <mib_6r8r7j> How do I fix this?
#3831 [23:50] <scotty> mib_6r8r7j u have to download catalyst control
#3832 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> scotty: you can set your forwarding in the Virtual Servers section. just make sure the ip there is the one for your comp
#3833 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> mib_6r8r7j: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Magical Lunar OS, or OS-tan?
#3834 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> scotty: not everyone has ati :P
#3835 [23:51] <mib_6r8r7j> windows xp
#3836 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> :dx > mib_6r8r7j
#3837 [23:51] <WugBot> mib_6r8r7j: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3838 [23:51] <WugBot> mib_6r8r7j: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3839 [23:52] <scotty> so kiikun im not to sure how to fix the virtual servers and stuff...?
#3840 [23:52] <|Kiikun|> scotty: wanna teamviewer one more time? i can show you the quick way
#3841 [23:52] <scotty> kk
#3842 [23:52] <|Kiikun|> of finding your ip :P
#3843 [23:53] <Jovet> or you could just quit
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#3846 [23:56] <|Kiikun|> !check 211.26.183.114
#3847 [23:58] <Silent> Hey its scotty and Scott :D
#3848 [23:58] <scotty> !check
#3849 [23:59] <scotty> !check