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#2 [00:01] <Jovet> hmmm I can't find anything newer than 6.11, but his driver info says 6.14. lol
#3 [00:02] <sirspazzolot> lolz
#4 [00:02] <mib_3hvqya> :D
#5 [00:02] <mib_3hvqya> my computer thinks it's cool
#6 [00:02] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: I don't suppose you have any clue if you updated your graphics drivers from Windows Update eh?
#7 [00:03] <mib_3hvqya> no
#8 [00:03] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: "no" as in no clue, or "no" as no updates that way?
#9 [00:03] <mib_3hvqya> no clue
#10 [00:04] <Jovet> figures. hmm
#11 [00:04] <mib_3hvqya> all I've done is enlarge my viteral memory
#12 [00:05] <Jovet> well the error is in your graphics drivers, but I don't see anything as new as (let alone newer) than what 'ya got.
#13 [00:05] <mib_3hvqya> sorry I suck at spelling
#14 [00:05] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: aparently. :P As I said, Windows can usually enlarge its own Virtual Memory.
#15 [00:07] <mib_3hvqya> so how do I fix them
#16 [00:07] <mib_3hvqya> ?
#17 [00:07] <Jovet> not a clue.
#18 [00:07] <sirspazzolot> http://www.computing.net/answers/hardware/computer-hang-because-ati-radeon9250/64048.html Jovet, not totally sure but that link seems to say his card only supports dx8
#19 [00:07] <sirspazzolot> would that be sufficient for minecraft
#20 [00:07] <Jovet> Minecraft uses OpenGL
#21 [00:07] <Jovet> or Java does. I think.
#22 [00:08] <sirspazzolot> that would make sense.
#23 [00:08] <sirspazzolot> I guess my logic is that it's an old-as-hell card
#24 [00:08] <sirspazzolot> and I don't know how much minecraft needs to run
#25 [00:09] <mib_3hvqya> so I should I find a way to fix the graphics drivers
#26 [00:09] <Jovet> it needs OpenGL 3 or 4 I think
#27 [00:09] <sirspazzolot> in the thread I posted they recommended uninstalling the driver, running driver sweeper and then reinstalling the latest drivers
#28 [00:09] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: from what I can tell (someone smarter might know a way) you can't. Your best bet would be to get a better graphics card.
#29 [00:09] <sirspazzolot> that may or may not make any sense
#30 [00:10] <sirspazzolot> (my thing is probably bs since jovet couldn't find newer drivers.)
#31 [00:10] <mib_3hvqya> okay
#32 [00:10] <Jovet> that is the odd thing, not only can I no find newer drivers, I can't find the one he HAS
#33 [00:11] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: You might try to get a second opinion from someone else here with a clue, I am old and senile.
#34 [00:11] * Jovet pages people with clues.
#34 [00:11] <sirspazzolot> googling the driver version he has gave me people who were having issues with it but never anything from ati
#35 [00:12] <Jovet> actually I shouldn't say that, I can't page anyone. hah
#36 [00:12] * Jovet nudges zkxs.
#36 [00:13] <sirspazzolot> can you run the game on the website, mib-3hvqya?
#37 [00:14] <mib_3hvqya> no cuts to black or white somethimes it comes up with flash player unresponcive
#38 [00:14] <mib_3hvqya> after the load
#39 [00:15] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: flash player?! errr....
#40 [00:15] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: go here: http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp tell us what version it says you have
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#42 [00:17] <mib_3hvqya> se 6 update 29
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#44 [00:18] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: well that's good.
#45 [00:18] <mib_3hvqya> thats nice to know
#46 [00:19] <mib_4qhbk2> I just bought minecraft today and i tried to play it when i click play in browser it loads then goes to a white screen. When i download it and try to play it loads and then just turns itself off. i have downloaded the lastest version of java 3 times and it still won't work. What do I do?
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#48 [00:19] <Jovet> mib_4qhbk2: first pick a more-sensible nickname and enter this command: /nick newnickname
#49 [00:19] <mib_3hvqya> same as me sorta
#50 [00:19] <reedle> hey jovet
#51 [00:19] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: you could pick a better name too ;) hint hint
#52 [00:20] <reedle> i was able to disable avg it didnt work
#53 [00:20] <Jovet> hi reedle
#54 [00:20] <Jovet> dough
#55 [00:20] <mib_3hvqya> umm sory but how
#56 [00:21] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: pick a new name (someone nobody else is likely to have) and enter this command: /nick newnickname
#57 [00:21] <mib_4qhbk2> GermX22/nick newnickname
#58 [00:21] <TheNoodle> type /nick thenameyouwant
#59 [00:21] <sirspazzolot> type /nick your-new-name
#60 [00:21] <Jovet> everyone knows the answer to that one :P
#61 [00:21] <mib_3hvqya> badwolf007/nick newnickname
#62 [00:21] <TheNoodle> lol
#63 [00:21] <Jovet> ...
#64 [00:22] <mib_3hvqya> ...
#65 [00:22] <Jovet> there we go
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#67 [00:22] <Jovet> mib_3hvqya: try: /nick badwolf007
#68 [00:22] <sirspazzolot> ./nick badwolf007 without the period
#69 [00:22] <GermX21> happy?:P please help me
#70 [00:22] <TheNoodle> no! muahahaha
#71 [00:22] <Jovet> sirspazzolot: press Ctrl+Enter to submit text that begins iwth the command character
#72 [00:22] <badwolf007> yay
#73 [00:22] <Wug> people y u no use /say
#74 [00:22] <Wug> /
#75 [00:22] <sirspazzolot> wow. I'm just learning things all day
#76 [00:22] * Jovet what
#76 [00:23] <sirspazzolot> /
#77 [00:23] <sirspazzolot> whoa
#78 [00:23] <sirspazzolot> /nick lolz
#79 [00:23] <sirspazzolot> wow.
#80 [00:23] <Wug> /join 0
#81 [00:23] <badwolf007> now back to the problem
#82 [00:23] <Jovet> Wug, just the guy I wanna talk to
#83 [00:23] <Wug> I am going to bed soon
#84 [00:24] <Wug> so do make it quick
#85 [00:24] <TheNoodle> [complicated and time consuming question]
#86 [00:24] <Jovet> badwolf007 has an ATI driver problem. The newest drivers I can find for him are 6.11. His dxdiag repot says he has 6.14. wtf.
#87 [00:25] <badwolf007> :(
#88 [00:25] <Wug> Jovet: might be ones provided by the manufacturer or somethin
#89 [00:25] <Wug> when do they say the last update was
#90 [00:25] <Wug> if they say 2014 then indeed, wtf
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#92 [00:26] <Jovet> DXDiag: http://pastebin.com/aBUQSKaE
#93 [00:26] <Wug> Jovet: yeah lol 2005
#94 [00:27] <Wug> just have him update to whatever the internet says is the newest version
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#96 [00:27] <Jovet> which would be http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
#97 [00:27] <sirspazzolot> wug: quick not tough question. what's an easy-ish programming project? :)
#98 [00:27] <sirspazzolot> just in case an irc bot is too hard or too quick
#99 [00:28] <Wug> sirspazzolot: I've been working on wugbot since about June, its not quick
#100 [00:28] <Wug> obviously I have a life so I do other things too
#101 [00:28] <Wug> you could do minecraft mods
#102 [00:28] <Wug> those are interesting
#103 [00:28] <badwolf007> got it Wug gave it to me doesn't work
#104 [00:28] <Wug> java though :(
#105 [00:29] <sirspazzolot> I don't really have a server to put it on so its capabilities will most likely be limited to call and response tricks
#106 [00:29] <Jovet> badwolf007: eh?
#107 [00:29] <Wug> badwolf007: by doesnt work do you mean you installed it, or it wouldnt install
#108 [00:29] <sirspazzolot> I suppose I could pick up java but then I'd have to think of what mods to make :P
#109 [00:29] <Wug> to be honest your graphics card is really old, it might just not work period
#110 [00:29] <Wug> to be honest your graphics card is really old, it might just not work period
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#112 [00:29] <wes> How do I play minecraft? i bought it and got a confirmation email but dont know what and how to downoad game. thx
#113 [00:29] <Wug> :client > wes
#114 [00:29] <WugBot> wes: (client) You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#115 [00:29] <badwolf007> instaled it but minecraft still cuts to black or white
#116 [00:30] <Wug> to be honest your graphics card is really old, it might just not work period
#117 [00:30] <Jovet> badwolf007: then I think the diagnosis is what I said earlier: you need a newer graphics card.
#118 [00:31] <badwolf007> okay I'll see what I can do
#119 [00:31] <wes> i have window so do i click on first link?
#120 [00:31] <Jovet> badwolf007: if it's your parents' computer or something, tell them that. If you need to, find a computer-savvy friend near by to help you.
#121 [00:31] <badwolf007> I'll be back in a few days to late to go shopping now
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#123 [00:32] <WarTheCar> How to register my nick?
#124 [00:32] <badwolf007> yes I'm 12
#125 [00:32] <sirspazzolot> /msg NickServ Register PASSWORD EMAIL
#126 [00:32] <Jovet> badwolf007: you need to make sure you pick something compatible with your computer
#127 [00:32] <sirspazzolot> right?
#128 [00:32] <badwolf007> yep see ya
#129 [00:32] <mib_hd3u1n> hey can anyone help me out it wont let me run mine craft cause says my rivers may not be up to date but ik there are any ideas?
#130 [00:32] <badwolf007> thanks again
#131 [00:32] <mib_hd3u1n> *drivers
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#134 [00:42] <mib_acqnnh> I have an error bad video card bla bla bla, all updates r up to date, can play everything else but this game...windows 7 i am running, not a computer geek so having trouble helllppp
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#136 [00:43] <Jovet> hi mib_acqnnh: please choose a better nickname first... and enter it like this: /nick newnametouse
#137 [00:44] <mib_acqnnh> hey thats what they gave me lol and i have no idea what im doing lol im a chick and this is for my 12yr son lol
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#139 [00:45] <mib_acqnnh> yep im laughing but help
#140 [00:45] <Jovet> lol it's okay, you can handle it. Enter this: /nick imachicktoo
#141 [00:46] <Jovet> or, not
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#143 [00:47] <sirspazzolot> ha
#144 [00:47] * Jovet wonders how many girls are on here right now. :)
#144 [00:48] <lovenpeace> k now im lovenpeace, need help with an error message telling me i have a bad video card and to update, everything is updated and i can play all games except this one, help its for my 12yr old son
#145 [00:48] <sirspazzolot> lovenpeace, are you the chick we just talked to?
#146 [00:48] <sirspazzolot> yeah
#147 [00:48] <sirspazzolot> okay
#148 [00:48] <lovenpeace> yes
#149 [00:49] <Jovet> ahh welcome back
#150 [00:49] <Jovet> I didn't even notice your hostname...
#151 [00:49] <Jovet> lovenpeace: so where do you get the error about the video card? What does the text of the error say?
#152 [00:49] <lovenpeace> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 11/25/11 3:37 PM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_29, Su
#153 [00:50] <sirspazzolot> post any error messages to pastebin.com and then post the link here
#154 [00:50] <Jovet> lovenpeace: next time you need to paste something like that, hop onto the site http://pastebin.com and Paste it and Submit it there
#155 [00:50] <lovenpeace> oh ok cool
#156 [00:50] <Jovet> ??> lovenpeace win/dxdiag
#157 [00:50] <VoxelHead> lovenpeace: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#158 [00:50] <VoxelHead> lovenpeace: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
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#160 [00:51] <Miejuib> hello!
#161 [00:51] <Miejuib> so minecraft goes black after i log in
#162 [00:51] <Jovet> lovenpeace: ...copy the link in your brower's address bar and Paste it here (Ctrl+V)
#163 [00:51] <Miejuib> any tips?
#164 [00:52] <Jovet> Miejuib: that seems to be the problem of the day. Has it worked before or is this your first time getting it to work?
#165 [00:52] <lovenpeace> holy crap dudes ok i ill try...lol shiiitttt
#166 [00:52] <Jovet> lovenpeace: we try to keep it PG-13 in here ;)
#167 [00:52] <Miejuib> it worked before, but its been a while since i played it last
#168 [00:52] <lovenpeace> sorry whooops
#169 [00:53] <Miejuib> i tried clearing stuffs in %appdata% already
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#171 [00:53] <Jovet> Miejuib: okay. okay. start it up, but don't log in, Instead click "Options" and then click "Force Update". It should showit downloading stuff.
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#173 [00:54] <sortal> I've reset my password twice and it still says I'm using the wrong username/password. What do?
#174 [00:54] <Jovet> sortal: it may just be the website. It's been so busy it has had trouble authenticating people.
#175 [00:55] <Jovet> sortal: if you got your password changed, that's good. Wait 5-10 minutes and try to log-in again.
#176 [00:55] <sortal> Thanks.
#177 [00:56] <Jovet> sortal: sure thing.
#178 [00:56] <Jovet> sortal: don't worry about changing your password again unless you forget it.
#179 [00:57] <Miejuib> hmm..tried it, logged in, it download stuff, and went black
#180 [00:57] <Miejuib> downloaded *
#181 [00:58] <Jovet> Miejuib: what kind of computer are you using? Windows? Mac?
#182 [00:58] <Miejuib> windows
#183 [00:58] <Jovet> Miejuib: what version of Windows?
#184 [00:58] <Miejuib> pretty new comp, good specs and such
#185 [00:58] <Miejuib> windows 7
#186 [00:59] <Jovet> Miejuib: okay.... what Anti-Virus software do you have installed?
#187 [00:59] <Miejuib> none
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#190 [01:00] <Jovet> hmmm *massages brain*
#191 [01:00] * Miejuib massages Jovet's brain also
#191 [01:00] <Jovet> haha
#192 [01:00] <Jovet> Miejuib: did you completely blow away the whole .minecraft folder?
#193 [01:00] <Miejuib> no, i left saves
#194 [01:01] <Miejuib> should i try that?
#195 [01:01] <mib_olc7eg> sound work work in launcher thing
#196 [01:01] <Jovet> Miejuib: no that is okay
#197 [01:01] <mib_olc7eg> should i re download
#198 [01:01] <mib_olc7eg> ?
#199 [01:01] <Jovet> Miejuib: Go to this site: http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp tell us what version it shows you have.
#200 [01:01] <mib_olc7eg> the latest
#201 [01:01] <mib_olc7eg> it worked before the 1.0.0 update
#202 [01:02] <mib_olc7eg> maybe i should re download it?
#203 [01:02] <Miejuib> version 6 update 21
#204 [01:02] <Jovet> mib_olc7eg: first please change your nickname so it's easier to converse with you... pick a new name and enter: /nick newname
#205 [01:02] <sirspazzolot> 29 is latest
#206 [01:03] <Jovet> thanks bob123.
#207 [01:03] <boby> there
#208 [01:03] <sirspazzolot> miejuib try updating to 6 update 29
#209 [01:03] <Jovet> Miejuib: it's worth a shot to get the latest Java, not sure it will help.
#210 [01:03] <Jovet> Miejuib: BUT go to the Control Panel, Add/Remove, and remove all the versions of Java you currently have first.
#211 [01:03] <sirspazzolot> I doubt it will but I can't stand when I have pending updates
#212 [01:03] <boby> maybe i just need to login with the luncher?
#213 [01:04] <Jovet> boby: what problems are you experiencing?
#214 [01:05] <boby> no sound in launcher
#215 [01:05] <Jovet> boby: so once you log in and start the game, you have no sound? or there is no sound before you log in?
#216 [01:05] <boby> no i play offline
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#218 [01:06] <boby> do i need to log in the launcher in order for the sound to work on there/
#219 [01:06] <Jovet> boby: what's your minecraft username?
#220 [01:06] <boby> ?*
#221 [01:06] <boby> not necessary for you to know my friend
#222 [01:06] <boby> ill try to log in?
#223 [01:06] <Jovet> have you paid for the game?
#224 [01:06] <sirspazzolot> I think what he's getting at is you need to buy the game
#225 [01:06] <sirspazzolot> yup. there.
#226 [01:07] <boby> i do have the full version i just log in the browser then download it there , download the launcher then play it offline mode there
#227 [01:07] <boby> maybe because i do not login at the launcher?
#228 [01:07] <Miejuib> mmm.....still black
#229 [01:08] <boby> nope that did not fix the problem..
#230 [01:08] <Jovet> boby: you must log in to the launcher at least once so it can download the game files. Then you can play it offline.
#231 [01:08] <boby> i did it did not help
#232 [01:08] <Jovet> boby: did you pay for the game?
#233 [01:09] <boby> well if i can login the browser and play it there then no shit i bought the fucking game
#234 [01:09] * AuBot kicked boby from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oby :Please keep it civil.)
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#236 [01:09] <Jovet> that is not an accurate assessment.
#237 [01:09] <FiremanNoodle> That's just you being an arse boby.
#238 [01:09] <boby> ?
#239 [01:10] <sirspazzolot> swearing isn't necessary
#240 [01:10] <Miejuib> got any other ideas?
#241 [01:10] <boby> look i got the game opened right now , and i redownloaded it , still no sound
#242 [01:10] <boby> sorry about that i guess
#243 [01:11] <boby> my dads gonna turn off the internet very soon so i need the game downloaded so i can play it offline can u guys hurry up and tell me whats wrong?
#244 [01:11] <Miejuib> o.o
#245 [01:11] <Jovet> you do not go into a community asking for help and swear at the people asking for information of you.
#246 [01:11] <boby> well i have it downloaded i just need the sound to work cuz its annoying to play with out
#247 [01:11] <FiremanNoodle> ??> boby attitude
#248 [01:11] <VoxelHead> boby: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#249 [01:11] <boby> i didnt i just said no SH1t
#250 [01:11] <VoxelHead> boby: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#251 [01:11] <boby> OK SORRY
#252 [01:12] <boby> i am realy realy sorry may u please find it in your heart to forgive me my love?
#253 [01:12] <Miejuib> oh snap!
#254 [01:12] <Miejuib> its suddenly working!
#255 [01:12] <FiremanNoodle> ಠ_ಠ
#256 [01:12] <boby> 0.0
#257 [01:12] <Jovet> Miejuib: do you get any hs_err_pdl files in the folder where your launcher is?
#258 [01:12] <Miejuib> thanks much, mister jovet!
#259 [01:12] <Jovet> lol well hell
#260 [01:12] <boby> what do u mean the folder ? u mean the downloads folder?
#261 [01:12] <Jovet> boby: wasn't talking to you
#262 [01:13] <boby> oh sorry , so ANY IDEAS GUY? :(
#263 [01:13] <boby> sounds not working
#264 [01:13] <Jovet> I'd ask you some more questions but you'd probably just not answer them.
#265 [01:13] <boby> ( sob _
#266 [01:13] <sirspazzolot> boby, if you're in the game, try holding f3 and pressing s
#267 [01:13] <sirspazzolot> according to the googlebox that might do something or other
#268 [01:13] <boby> ok let me start the game
#269 [01:14] <boby> hmm it seems to be working but will it work on the launcher? and i didnt do the f3 thing
#270 [01:15] <sirspazzolot> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs#Audio
#271 [01:15] <boby> hmm it seems to work now weird
#272 [01:16] <boby> i guess i must have fixed because i loged in at the launcher..
#273 [01:16] <boby> maybe idk
#274 [01:16] <boby> well thank you guys your awesome
#275 [01:16] <boby> and now go fuck your selfs
#276 [01:16] * AuBot kicked boby from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oby :Please keep it civil.)
#277 [01:16] <sirspazzolot> what a twelve-year-old
#278 [01:16] <Jovet> you were helping him. you'll notice I stopped.
#279 [01:17] <sirspazzolot> lol
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#281 [01:18] <Jovet> when it doesn't work again we'll see if he comes back. hah
#282 [01:18] <FiremanNoodle> mfw I realised I don't have +r :(
#283 [01:19] <Jovet> I don't even remember what that is
#284 [01:19] <FiremanNoodle> kick/ban :p
#285 [01:19] <Jovet> oh.
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#287 [01:19] <sirspazzolot> I've been an irc noob for yers
#288 [01:19] <sirspazzolot> years*
#289 [01:19] <Altimeter> I've been an IRC noob since 1995.
#290 [01:20] <sirspazzolot> I've been alive since then
#291 [01:20] <sirspazzolot> IRC noob since like 2007
#292 [01:20] <Jovet> I'm an irc re-newb.
#293 [01:20] <Altimeter> Yeah, that's more like it with me, Jovet.
#294 [01:20] <Jovet> since I haven't touched it in years, I have to relearn lots. hah
#295 [01:21] <Jovet> 16, sirspaz?
#296 [01:21] <sirspazzolot> yessir
#297 [01:21] <Jovet> interesting you can notice the 12-yo. hah
#298 [01:21] <Altimeter> I was pretty well versed in the stuff when I was 11. Weirdly.
#299 [01:21] <Jovet> they didn't have the internet when I was 11.
#300 [01:22] <Jovet> or at least, not like it is today.
#301 [01:22] <Jovet> it was a tiny twinkle in the Algore's eye.
#302 [01:22] <sirspazzolot> lolol.
#303 [01:22] <Altimeter> Nice. :)
#304 [01:23] <Altimeter> I started on the internets at 9 or 10, can't exactly remember. Found mIRC shortly thereafter, and floated around it until I was 13 or so.
#305 [01:23] <Jovet> all those years, Altimeter? wow.
#306 [01:23] <Jovet> ;)
#307 [01:23] <Altimeter> Then I started playing MUDs until EverQuest came out, and I left text based media other than instant messaging behind.
#308 [01:23] <Jovet> I'm 35.
#309 [01:24] <Altimeter> 26 here.
#310 [01:24] <sortal> My password still doesn't work.
#311 [01:24] <Jovet> sortal: since you "Changed" it it makes me nervous about it knowing about the new one, even. Keep trying it periodically. You might try an older password if you're adventurous.
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#313 [01:25] <Jovet> make sure you're usin the same capitalization of course
#314 [01:26] <sirspazzolot> if I were an op, I'd put nick-changing instructions in the topic
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#316 [01:26] <Jovet> sirspazzolot: they've been there, they don't help.
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#318 [01:26] <sirspazzolot> ah.
#319 [01:26] <Jovet> and it's only reaaally a problem when a bunch of those people are in here yapping it at once.
#320 [01:26] <sortal> Still no.
#321 [01:27] <Jovet> sortal: it's the website you can't log into right?
#322 [01:27] <sirspazzolot> for some reason once numbers are involved typing something because drastically harder. underscores = the bane of my existence
#323 [01:27] <WarTheCar> I'm still waiting for my membership.
#324 [01:27] <Jovet> practice practice, sirspazz
#325 [01:28] <Scott> I'm back!
#326 [01:28] <Jovet> simply logging in shouldn't take as long as your membership upgrade might.
#327 [01:28] <Scott> Uber foggy out. :(
#328 [01:28] <sirspazzolot> howdy howdy
#329 [01:28] <Scott> But I was out of the store by 12:05
#330 [01:28] <sirspazzolot> any good deals?
#331 [01:28] <Jovet> wb Scott, how was the violent crowd?
#332 [01:28] <sortal> Yes, it is the website Jovet.
#333 [01:28] <sortal> But I don't know if it's the game because I don't have it installed currently
#334 [01:28] <Jovet> sortal: do you have the client downloaded yet? (or is tha what you're trying to do)
#335 [01:28] <Scott> A customer went nuts on an employee
#336 [01:29] <Jovet> sounds like what happened here. lol
#337 [01:29] <sirspazzolot> sounds either traumatizing or hilarious
#338 [01:29] <Scott> it was hilarious
#339 [01:29] <Scott> It took forever to get there
#340 [01:29] <Scott> the fog is awful :/
#341 [01:29] <Jovet> where did you go? what store
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#343 [01:29] <Scott> walmart
#344 [01:29] <Jovet> oh God
#345 [01:29] <Scott> Naturally it would be full of lunatics
#346 [01:29] <Jovet> I don't hate walmart, but I hate goin there...
#347 [01:29] <sortal> That's what I'm trying to do D:
#348 [01:29] <Jovet> we voted and decided you were one of them. ;)
#349 [01:29] <sortal> I are want play agin
#350 [01:29] <sortal> :<
#351 [01:30] <Stiffarm> So, i cant go on any servers.. is it just me?
#352 [01:30] <Jovet> sortal: keep trying it periodically. It will work eventually. :(
#353 [01:30] <Jovet> Stiffarm: you are trying to connect to a multiplayer server in your list?
#354 [01:30] <Stiffarm> mhm
#355 [01:30] <Jovet> Stiffarm: what happens when you try?
#356 [01:31] <sortal> ;-; Jovet
#357 [01:31] <Stiffarm> connection timed out: connection
#358 [01:31] <sortal> I guess there's nothing to dooo
#359 [01:31] <Stiffarm> just wait i guess, lol
#360 [01:31] <Stiffarm> is it just a coincidence that i cant get on either
#361 [01:32] <Stiffarm> i guess.
#362 [01:32] <Jovet> Stiffarm: likely. are they both up and running?
#363 [01:32] <WarTheCar> Jovet : When you want to make a server, How many times should we pay by credit cards?
#364 [01:32] <Jovet> Stiffarm: do they show green bars, or are they Red-Xes?
#365 [01:32] <Stiffarm> red x
#366 [01:32] <Jovet> WarTheCar: eh? you buy the game once. that's it.
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#368 [01:33] <Jovet> Stiffarm: if you know who run the servers, contact them to see if they're down.
#369 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> Stiffarm: those servers are down or you are blocked from connectign to them locally.
#370 [01:33] <Jovet> hey Kiikun
#371 [01:33] * |Kiikun| is overstuffed and cant sleep now
#371 [01:33] <sortal> i'ma trying logging in on a different browser @Jovet
#372 [01:33] <Jovet> I'm finally feeling like I have a leak. :-/
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#374 [01:33] <Jovet> sortal: you certainly may try that.
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#376 [01:34] <Stiffarm> could.. could someone besides the server owner.. like just a regular of the server.. could they hack into the system and make it where i couldnt log in?
#377 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> Stiffarm: um.... no.
#378 [01:34] <Jovet> Stiffarm: an interesting question, but not really.
#379 [01:34] <sortal> No luck.
#380 [01:34] <Jovet> Stiffarm: it's possible actually, but not likely.
#381 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> not unless the owner set somethign up and shared with someone how to access the computer remotely..
#382 [01:35] <sirspazzolot> lol I can only imagine what the motives for doing that would be
#383 [01:35] <Altimeter> I mean, short of somebody cracking your password, but if you're logging in just fine, it's not that.
#384 [01:35] <Jovet> Stiffarm: what are the addresses of the servers?
#385 [01:35] <|Kiikun|> Stiffarm: try connecting to kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#386 [01:35] <Stiffarm> cuz i made someone pretty mad at me before all this happened.
#387 [01:35] <FiremanNoodle> "hack the system'
#388 [01:35] <FiremanNoodle> :3
#389 [01:35] <Jovet> teh seestim lords r ayengreee
#390 [01:36] <Stiffarm> and he had shown me stuff like he tracked down the server owner to his home and shit, but thats pretty easy i guess.
#391 [01:36] <Jovet> !check 24.230.138.96
#392 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> only easy if persons giving out personal details
#393 [01:37] <Stiffarm> kiikun, IP of the server
#394 [01:37] <Stiffarm> he used the IP of the server to track to his home.
#395 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> Stiffarm: you can geolocate to an AREA... rarely ever an actual house
#396 [01:38] <Jovet> Stiffarm: you can use !check serveraddress to see if the channel robot thinks it's active.
#397 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> but if the owner purchased a domain name.. then his home address woudl be in the whois
#398 [01:38] <Stiffarm> the port on that server jovet is 25565?
#399 [01:38] <Stiffarm> 75?
#400 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> 25565 is default
#401 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> !check
#402 [01:38] <Stiffarm> k
#403 [01:38] <Altimeter> !check mcnsa.com
#404 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> ;ip
#405 [01:38] <WugBot> IP address of |Kiikun| is: 75.9.132.57
#406 [01:38] <Jovet> !check 24.230.138.96 25575
#407 [01:39] <Jovet> !check 24.230.138.96:25575
#408 [01:39] <Jovet> if it's an alternate port you can check it like that.
#409 [01:39] <Jovet> I should have tried the obvious first. sign.
#410 [01:40] <Stiffarm> can you check it without announcing the IP to the chat?
#411 [01:40] <Jovet> Stiffarm: enter: /query AuBot
#412 [01:40] <Jovet> you can then talk to the robot privately.
#413 [01:41] <Jovet> I'd say "none of us care what the address is" but with 178 people, who knows I guess. hah
#414 [01:41] <FiremanNoodle> I care <3
#415 [01:43] <Jovet> that's coz you're a firemannoodle.
#416 [01:43] <sortal> ALL OF MY HATRED D:
#417 [01:43] <FiremanNoodle> I even have a hat.
#418 [01:43] <Jovet> !check 24.230.138.96
#419 [01:43] <Stiffarm> is the IP that the bot gives me when i plainly use !check
#420 [01:43] <FiremanNoodle> /helmet :p
#421 [01:43] <Stiffarm> is that mine?
#422 [01:43] <Jovet> Stiffarm: yes
#423 [01:43] <Jovet> should be
#424 [01:44] <Jovet> FiremanNoodle: pictures or it isn't so ;)
#425 [01:44] <Stiffarm> i guess you need a server for the bot to say the IP looks good?
#426 [01:44] <Jovet> Stiffarm: did you connect to Kiikun's server?
#427 [01:44] <Stiffarm> no, sec.
#428 [01:44] <Jovet> yes the server must be up and running
#429 [01:44] <sortal> Does anyone have a spare download...? D:
#430 [01:45] <FiremanNoodle> for?
#431 [01:45] <Jovet> sortal: that's not quite legal to ask for, sorry.
#432 [01:45] <Stiffarm> 75.9.132.57:25565 is the full IP+port?
#433 [01:45] <Stiffarm> for kiikun
#434 [01:46] <Jovet> you can enter the hostname as he gave it, it doesn't have to be an IP address.
#435 [01:46] <Jovet> you don't need to specify the port if it's the default 25565
#436 [01:47] <Jovet> AuBot also accepts hostnames.
#437 [01:48] <Stiffarm> it said that "Connection timed out: connect" on 75.9.132.57
#438 [01:48] <Jovet> awww my bf's WoW account got hacked, that's not good.
#439 [01:48] <Jovet> Stiffarm: want to try mine? 24.230.138.96
#440 [01:49] <Jovet> sounds like maybe you are having connection issues.
#441 [01:49] <sortal> Oh, didn't knwo that. Jovet
#442 [01:49] <sortal> I don't know why my account isn't working, I even validated the username with my email.
#443 [01:49] <sortal> Sortal (Premium)
#444 [01:49] <Jovet> your minecraft name is Sortal?
#445 [01:49] <Stiffarm> minecraft is the only thing im having connection problems with then
#446 [01:50] <Jovet> sortal: it's just being difficult. I'm sorry we can't help give it a swift kick in the...
#447 [01:50] <Stiffarm> jovet
#448 [01:50] <Jovet> yessir?
#449 [01:50] <Stiffarm> im on your server.. so.. whats the problem here..
#450 [01:50] <Jovet> worked okay eh? hmm
#451 [01:50] <sortal> Yes, it is.
#452 [01:51] <Jovet> wonder why Kiikun's didn't work for 'ya
#453 [01:51] <Jovet> where did he go anyways?
#454 [01:51] <Stiffarm> xD
#455 [01:51] <Stiffarm> still cant connect to my others :<
#456 [01:52] <Jovet> seems to me they're likely down. unless they have routers that have been configured to ignore your IP.
#457 [01:52] <Stiffarm> ima add your server to my list, only to see the connection bar beside my others.
#458 [01:52] <Jovet> Stiffarm: that's not a good idea since I usually don't have it running. I already shut it down, even
#459 [01:52] <Stiffarm> ahh k
#460 [01:53] <Stiffarm> nvm then xD
#461 [01:54] <Jovet> once I make a new "permanent" world it will be up all the time
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#463 [01:54] <Sortal> :<
#464 [01:54] <Jovet> wb Sortal
#465 [01:55] <Sortal> Thanks.
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#467 [01:57] <Jovet> Sortal: I hate to say this but if you can't log in in a day or two, try changing your password again. If after another day, you should file a support ticket thing.
#468 [01:57] <Sortal> Alright.
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#470 [01:58] <Jovet> that's what I'd do in your shoes.
#471 [01:58] <Jovet> Mojang's support is a bit lackluster itself right now, so I'm afraid you can't home for any speedy miracles.
#472 [01:58] <Jovet> but eventually it will get sorted out
#473 [02:01] <Stiffarm> it says on the red X, " cant reach the server"
#474 [02:01] <Jovet> likely coz it's not running.
#475 [02:01] <Jovet> likely coz it's not running.
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#477 [02:01] <Stiffarm> Mhm.
#478 [02:01] <Jovet> I'm afraid you'll just have to wait to see if they come up later, or contact the people that run them and ask them what's up.
#479 [02:02] <Stiffarm> yea. they live in the UK, im in central USA..
#480 [02:02] <Stiffarm> i see the owner on 3 hours at the most :< let alone get connections to him
#481 [02:04] <Jovet> central USA here too
#482 [02:05] <Sortal> mmhh well
#483 [02:05] <Sortal> g'night
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#486 [02:21] <mib_asdzsk> I bought minecraft a few hours ago but I haven't gotten anemail yet
#487 [02:22] <Altimeter> Where'd you buy it from?
#488 [02:22] <mib_asdzsk> Minecraft.net
#489 [02:22] <Jovet> mib_asdzsk: that is not unusual. You may need to wait hours or days for it to go through. The servers have been backlogged lately.
#490 [02:23] <mib_asdzsk> How long until i should start to worry
#491 [02:23] <mollstam> mib_asdzsk: what's your username? (if you don't mind)
#492 [02:23] <mib_asdzsk> alecrags
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#494 [02:24] <kkkleader567> sup niggas
#495 [02:24] <kkkleader567> kk so u niggas fix my miocnecraft
#496 [02:25] <sirspazzolot> hilarious.
#497 [02:25] <mib_asdzsk> Are you still there.
#498 [02:25] <mollstam> hang on
#499 [02:25] <mib_asdzsk> Ok
#500 [02:26] <Jovet> mib_asdzsk: before you start to worry? ummm a week.
#501 [02:26] <FiremanNoodle> mollstam - the only time #minecrafthelp can help with your accounts.
#502 [02:26] * FiremanNoodle hugs mollstam
#502 [02:26] <Jovet> mib_asdzsk: someone said it took them two weeks to get it through! hopefully yours doens't take that long.
#503 [02:26] <Jovet> how did you pay for it if you don't mind my asking?
#504 [02:26] <mib_asdzsk> Credit card
#505 [02:27] <mollstam> did you get a receipt?
#506 [02:27] <Jovet> I wonder if paypal is faster...
#507 [02:27] <mib_asdzsk> I'm not entirely sure
#508 [02:27] <mib_asdzsk> It was my dad's card
#509 [02:27] <Jovet> you should get an email confirming your purchase... once you get that you should be on the home stretch.
#510 [02:28] <mib_asdzsk> Ok, and once I get that email it should all work from there?
#511 [02:28] <mollstam> mib_asdzsk: no email has been sent since the payment hasn't gone through yet, which shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes
#512 [02:28] <Jovet> mib_asdzsk: the email doesn't mean your account has been upgraded yet, but it's a sign the wheels of progress are processing your order.
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#514 [02:29] <mib_asdzsk> Ok, I haven't gotten that email yet
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#516 [02:31] <Jovet> well watch for it. and save it once you get it.
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#518 [02:32] <mib_asdzsk> Ok
#519 [02:33] <Yoshi> can someone help me
#520 [02:33] <WugBot> Yoshi: (ww) Help you with what?
#521 [02:34] <Yoshi> It keeps saying there was a problem purchasing the game
#522 [02:34] <sirspazzolot> lol. I love that bot.
#523 [02:34] <sirspazzolot> I want one.
#524 [02:34] <Yoshi> and I'm using paypal
#525 [02:34] <FiremanNoodle> Not much we can do yoshi.
#526 [02:35] <Yoshi> thx
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#528 [02:35] <Jovet> Yoshi: did you type the right paypal account name and password? does the paypal account have funds in it?...or is it linked to a bank account that has funds?
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#531 [02:54] <Kealper> oh gosh
#532 [02:54] <Kealper> ate too much...
#533 [02:54] <Jovet> yessum?
#534 [02:54] <Kealper> fell asleep
#535 [02:54] <Jovet> and drooled all over the pillow?
#536 [02:54] <Kealper> now i've got a full 8 hours of sleep in me, and it's 3am.. gg me
#537 [02:55] <Jovet> you sound like me.. I'm all messed up :-/
#538 [02:55] <Kealper> lol
#539 [02:55] <Kealper> well, i must say.... i do like waking up early instead of waking up late
#540 [02:56] <Jovet> that's what she said.
#541 [02:56] <Kealper> lol
#542 [02:57] <Kealper> it's never good if you wake up late, then they know you fell asleep D:
#543 [02:58] <Jovet> I'm eatin some pumpkin cheesecake.
#544 [02:58] <Kealper> that was horrible though, i checked irc and almost all the channels i'm in were red, meaning i was hilighted lol
#545 [02:59] <sirspazzolot> that sounds delicious, jovet.
#546 [02:59] <sirspazzolot> good night irc channel
#547 [02:59] * Kealper waves
#547 [02:59] <Jovet> it didn't turn out too bad, shame I don't get a proper piece. :-/
#548 [02:59] <Kealper> mi.comcast.net?
#549 [03:00] <Kealper> mirror mirror on the wall, tell me where in Michigan he lives
#550 [03:00] <Jovet> so it would seem
#551 [03:00] <Kealper> !lookup c-68-40-234-80.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
#552 [03:00] <Kealper> ^ good for being a stalker
#553 [03:00] <Jovet> lol
#554 [03:00] <Kealper> unfortunately... it has a bug of sorts
#555 [03:01] <Jovet> ;ip
#556 [03:01] <Jovet> ;myip
#557 [03:01] <Kealper> and it's not really a bug, but a fail on the database site's end
#558 [03:01] <Kealper> !lookup thisistotallynotadomainlol
#559 [03:01] <Jovet> lol
#560 [03:01] <Kealper> why is that a fail?
#561 [03:01] <Kealper> ;ip aubot
#562 [03:01] <WugBot> IP address of AuBot is: 68.61.69.137
#563 [03:02] <Jovet> !lookup ip72-198-207-201.om.om.cox.net
#564 [03:02] <Jovet> WRONG
#565 [03:02] <Jovet> well close ;)
#566 [03:02] <Kealper> yeah mine is wrong too, i'm actually like an hour away from detroit, but detroit is apparently where my ip is from, so that's where it shows
#567 [03:03] <Kealper> but it does give you a general idea on where they are
#568 [03:03] <Jovet> wonder what my home IP would say... hah
#569 [03:03] <Kealper> helps if you are trying to figure out if some person you just banned is ban evading by changing their ip or if it's someone different
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#571 [03:04] <Jovet> yeah.
#572 [03:04] <Kealper> because like.. t-ipconnect.de's ip addresses for example.... are like F1AD37C8.t-ipconnect.de or something dumb like that lol
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#574 [03:04] <Kealper> or like that guy's host
#575 [03:04] <Jovet> my teeth are going to hate me
#576 [03:05] <Kealper> D:
#577 [03:05] <Kealper> i should stop doing D: and start doing :o more
#578 [03:05] <Jovet> or :D which oringally was just a big smile
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#580 [03:05] <Kealper> meh, i've never really liked :D
#581 [03:05] <Kealper> :> is way cooler lol
#582 [03:05] <Jovet> it has its uses :-
#583 [03:06] <Jovet> brrrrrr
#584 [03:07] <Jovet> ugh coffee taste too good
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#591 [03:29] <weirdo> minecraft wont work properly
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#593 [03:30] <weirdo> like it'll start up just fine but my charcter can not move forward, backwards, left, or right
#594 [03:30] <Jovet> what happens to it?
#595 [03:30] <Jovet> what keys are you trying to use to move?
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#597 [03:30] <Ketsueki> w == forward
#598 [03:30] <Ketsueki> a == left
#599 [03:30] <Ketsueki> d == right
#600 [03:31] <weirdo> w-forward
#601 [03:31] <Ketsueki> Really, you /retarded bot.
#602 [03:31] <weirdo> a-left
#603 [03:31] <weirdo> s-backwards
#604 [03:31] <weirdo> lol
#605 [03:31] <Jovet> weirdo: okay those are teh right keys. If in the game you go to Options, Controls, are they still set that way?
#606 [03:32] <weirdo> yes? as they always are.
#607 [03:33] <weirdo> yes. they keys are still the same as before
#608 [03:34] <Ketsueki> Do you have a non-US keyboard?
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#610 [03:36] <weirdo> its a us keyboard
#611 [03:36] <Jovet> weirdo: has it ever worked properly or is this your first time tryin to play?
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#613 [03:37] <weirdo> i bought the game months ago. It worked fine then. but now it's just not working properly
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#615 [03:38] <Jovet> weirdo: did you just upgrade to 1.0.0 when that started or?
#616 [03:40] <Ketsueki> Hum, typing here you obviously get normal letters...
#617 [03:40] <Ketsueki> weirdo: can you describe the symptoms in more detail?
#618 [03:41] <Jovet> weirdo: seems to me you might try re-maping the movement keys and seeing if those work then
#619 [03:41] <weirdo> no i believe it happened the update before or maybe when i had 1.8 beta i thought it was just a temporary bug at first like maybe something was wrong with my computer but it just stopped
#620 [03:41] <weirdo> how do i do tht exactly?
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#622 [03:43] <Jovet> weirdo: go to Options, Controls, in the game if you're still not there.. click the button next to the contorl and then press the key you want to hold that action
#623 [03:43] <weirdo> i don't know how to explain it. like I used to play the game and it would work completely fine. however now its just bugged up
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#626 [03:46] <weirdo> But now instead of the having the letters as the movements. it's just showing numbers. even when i clearly pushed down the w key or the a key
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#628 [03:46] <Jovet> umm weird
#629 [03:46] <Jovet> so you press the W key and it show what number?
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#633 [03:48] <weirdo> it's changing numbers each time i do so. first time i went to number 4, then 9, then 6, and now it changed to 2
#634 [03:48] <fogel> would anyone be willing to walk me step by step through the process of setting up a server or am i asking to much?
#635 [03:49] <Jovet> hey it's the guy I helped with his Mac. :D
#636 [03:49] <Jovet> weirdo: You on Windows or Mac or?
#637 [03:49] <fogel> yes! and now my minecraft addiction has returned
#638 [03:50] <weirdo> windows
#639 [03:50] <Jovet> weirdo: press Windows+R and then enter: %appdata% and press Enter. Double-click the .minecraft folder to open it. Let me know when ready.
#640 [03:50] <Jovet> fogel: I still can't believe that worked!
#641 [03:51] <Jovet> fogel: the minecraft wiki has a pretty good rundown of setting up a server.
#642 [03:51] <fogel> is it n00b friendly?
#643 [03:52] <Jovet> well it's an overview of the steps involved, not necessarily a hand-holding
#644 [03:52] <Jovet> it kinda assumes you have a clue what you're doing.
#645 [03:52] <weirdo> im in
#646 [03:52] <weirdo> the minecraft folder
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#648 [03:53] <weirdo> i'm in the minecraft folder
#649 [03:53] <Jovet> weirdo: close minecraft.
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#651 [03:53] <Jovet> weirdo: locate your "Options.txt" file.. it may show as "Options" with a notepad text file icon.
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#653 [03:54] <weirdo> ok. I've done that. now what?
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#655 [03:55] <Jovet> weirdo: select the file, and press F2.
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#657 [03:55] <Jovet> weirdo: change its name to something else, like Options.dnu.txt or something, and press Enter
#658 [03:56] <weirdo> Do I click "option" once then click F2?
#659 [03:57] <weirdo> ok. i figured that one part out. nevermind :P
#660 [03:58] <Jovet> weirdo: yep :)
#661 [03:58] <weirdo> ok so now what do i do next?
#662 [03:59] <Jovet> weirdo: type a new name for the file, like Options.dnu.txt
#663 [03:59] <weirdo> I just did that.
#664 [03:59] <Jovet> excellent. Restart minecraft and see if it works any better.
#665 [04:00] <weirdo> start up minecraft again? is that correct?
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#667 [04:00] <Jovet> weirdo: yes
#668 [04:02] <weirdo> I still have the same problem.
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#670 [04:03] <Jovet> weirdo: darn...
#671 [04:03] <Jovet> weirdo: do you have any Mods installed?
#672 [04:03] <weirdo> I had toomanyitems mod installed yes
#673 [04:04] <Jovet> weirdo: had it or have it?
#674 [04:04] <SinZ> when is herobrine being removed =P
#675 [04:04] <Jovet> SinZ: very funny
#676 [04:04] <SinZ> 1.7,1.8 and 1.0 changelogs all state it got removed =P
#677 [04:04] <Jovet> SinZ: it's a gag/joke, since it was never in the game to begin with.
#678 [04:04] <SinZ> I know =P
#679 [04:04] <SinZ> herobrine originated from a textured door
#680 [04:05] <Jovet> that I didn't know
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#683 [04:06] <Jovet> weirdo: if I were you, I'd quit the client if it's runing, restart it.. but don't log in yet... click Options instead... then Force Update.
#684 [04:06] <weirdo> i had it installed. i looked through my minecrafts jar file and there's none of the toomanyitems mod files in there.
#685 [04:07] <Jovet> do the Force Update anyways.
#686 [04:07] <weirdo> i just did it.
#687 [04:08] <Jovet> restart the client and then try it out
#688 [04:08] <weirdo> so i log back in?
#689 [04:10] <Jovet> yup
#690 [04:10] <Jovet> if that doesn't work I'm out of ideas short of trying out English for your Windows system Language (if it isn't)
#691 [04:11] <weirdo> it doesn't work. should i just take it off my computer and redownload it?
#692 [04:12] <Jovet> weirdo: there's no need to do that... the "Force update" essentially re-installed it.
#693 [04:12] <weirdo> mind if i tried it though?
#694 [04:12] <Jovet> be my guest, but I don't think it'll help any
#695 [04:13] <weirdo> Well I mean what do i have to lose? :P
#696 [04:13] <Jovet> your saves folder
#697 [04:13] <Jovet> lol
#698 [04:14] <Jovet> (You could simply rename your .minecraft folder to someting else, instead of blowing it away)
#699 [04:15] <weirdo> well it might be caused from something within that one folder.
#700 [04:15] <Jovet> eeeh.
#701 [04:16] <Jovet> not too likely.
#702 [04:16] <Jovet> but you can try it
#703 [04:16] <Jovet> I dunno what else to suggest anyways
#704 [04:18] <weirdo> ok.. so i put the one minecraft in the recycling bin and emptied it. then downloaded a different or "new" one and it still has all my saves and the same problem. o.o
#705 [04:19] <Jovet> ummmm weird. hah
#706 [04:19] <Jovet> what version of Windows?
#707 [04:20] <weirdo> ok. i don't think it's the game anymore. it might be my account.
#708 [04:21] <Jovet> why do you think that?
#709 [04:23] <weirdo> because i've already went through the proccess of deleting several copies of minecraft off my computer and downloading new ones. normally when it's deleted and re-downloaded all the worlds the person made on the account would be completely gone but mine were still there
#710 [04:24] <Kealper> so like
#711 [04:24] <Kealper> what is said issue?
#712 [04:24] <weirdo> me?
#713 [04:24] <Kealper> yes
#714 [04:26] <Kealper> weirdo: ok, i've been filled in on what your issue is
#715 [04:26] <Kealper> weirdo: i think i might know of a fix
#716 [04:26] <weirdo> you do?
#717 [04:27] <Kealper> weirdo: yes, i'll have you try updating your LWJGL files for Minecraft... but give me a second and i'll just download the latest files for it and set it up so it's easier to do without screwing something up lol
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#719 [04:27] <Jovet> MC doens't use the newest one eh?
#720 [04:28] <Kealper> so...brb in a few seconds and i'll throw you a link to a .zip file that you can just extract into the .minecraft folder
#721 [04:28] <Kealper> Jovet: no, as some computers have issues with newer ones, Notch tried to update them one time and older computers cried, so he had to revert back to 2.4.2
#722 [04:29] <weirdo> I'm ready whenever you are.
#723 [04:30] <Jovet> hmmm did I know that? hah
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#725 [04:30] <Kealper> setting up the .zip file right now, i'll throw it on my server and give you instructions in a few
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#727 [04:32] <weirdo> ok. so you'll just out a link on here for it?
#728 [04:32] <weirdo> put*
#729 [04:32] <Kealper> ok, should be set up
#730 [04:32] <Kealper> http://mc.kealper.com/files/lwjgl-mc.zip download this and extract it's contents directly into your .minecraft folder
#731 [04:33] <Kealper> it should ask you to replace some files, let it replace those
#732 [04:34] <Kealper> also, make sure Minecraft is not running when you do this or it will not be nice
#733 [04:36] <Kealper> weirdo: any success?
#734 [04:37] <weirdo> just did it
#735 [04:37] <Kealper> start up Minecraft and see if that works then
#736 [04:37] <Kealper> if it doesn't, then i've got no idea what it could be
#737 [04:38] <weirdo> do i need to close out of all tht?
#738 [04:38] <Jovet> no
#739 [04:39] <Kealper> weirdo: i do have one question though... did it ask you to replace a few folders and files when did you it?
#740 [04:39] <Kealper> if not, then you extracted it to the wrong folder, if yes, then you got it right lol
#741 [04:41] <weirdo> yes it asked me. now idk seeing as how my minecraft screen appears to be black xD
#742 [04:42] <Kealper> oh... well then
#743 [04:43] <Kealper> (and that's why Notch is using the older versions, as newer ones are not as compatible, but do fix some issues)
#744 [04:44] <weirdo> lol i wanna check something
#745 [04:44] <Kealper> weirdo: ok then, go into .minecraft\bin and delete everything in that folder and run the launcher again, it'll redownload all the libraries and revert it back to the older lwjgl stuff
#746 [04:44] <Kealper> and just to make sure
#747 [04:45] <Kealper> have you disabled all antivirus software as a test?
#748 [04:45] <Jovet> I never told him to.
#749 [04:45] <Kealper> hmm... that's about the last thing i think it could be
#750 [04:47] <Kealper> actually
#751 [04:47] <weirdo> ok. its all gone :P
#752 [04:47] <Kealper> my Minecraft goes black too after throwing those files in there...
#753 [04:47] <Kealper> which means i suck and forgot something
#754 [04:47] <Kealper> so lemme fix that ._.
#755 [04:48] <weirdo> XD ok
#756 [04:50] <Kealper> ok found out what i forgot.... gimme a sec and i'll fix that and we can retry it lol
#757 [04:51] <weirdo> ok xD take your time
#758 [04:51] <Kealper> http://mc.kealper.com/files/lwjgl-mc.zip download that, extract it's contents into .minecraft like the last one, this should work properly
#759 [04:53] <weirdo> should i drag it into .minecraft? or does it even matter?
#760 [04:53] <Kealper> the .zip doesn't need to be in there, only the contents inside the .zip
#761 [04:54] <Kealper> and like last time, if it doesn't ask to replace a bunch of files, it wasn't extracted into the right folder lol
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#764 [04:56] <weirdo> so.. basically drag the folder tht says bin into .minecraft correct?
#765 [04:57] <Kealper> yes
#766 [04:58] <weirdo> done. so start up minecraft again?
#767 [04:58] <Kealper> yep
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#769 [05:00] <weirdo> still the same. :/
#770 [05:00] <Kealper> black screen?
#771 [05:00] <Kealper> or no movement?
#772 [05:00] <weirdo> well no. i mean my situation before.
#773 [05:01] <weirdo> no movement
#774 [05:01] <Kealper> so moving is borked still...hmm
#775 [05:01] <Kealper> do you have any antivirus software installed?
#776 [05:01] <weirdo> not really
#777 [05:01] <Kealper> not really or no? lol
#778 [05:01] <Kealper> not really tends to make me lean towards you do
#779 [05:02] <weirdo> well ok i have software and stuff but its not being used.
#780 [05:02] <Kealper> oh
#781 [05:02] <Kealper> yep, i'm out of ideas then, has it ever worked before?
#782 [05:03] <Kealper> do any keys work? like can you talk and stuff in multiplayer or is it just moving around that is the issue?
#783 [05:04] <weirdo> yeah. i think it's when i got to end of the 1.8 this started to happen. all the other keys work. numbers, mouse buttons, even q but not those four letters.
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#785 [05:05] <Kealper> and Jovet said he already had you rebind those keys to something else and it still didn't work?
#786 [05:05] <weirdo> didn't work.
#787 [05:05] <Kealper> that is extremely odd
#788 [05:05] <Jovet> and it was reporting numbers instead of the name of the key he pressed
#789 [05:06] <Kealper> i don't know what it could be then, almost all the time when something such as keys screw up, it's either security software, a virus, or the part of LWJGL that handles keypresses that is the cause
#790 [05:06] <weirdo> yeah i would type in w,a,s,d and all i got was 1-9
#791 [05:06] <Kealper> and we've ruled out two out of three of those
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#793 [05:08] <weirdo> well it cant be a virus to my knowledge. otherwise i wouldn't be able to be online.
#794 [05:08] <Kealper> well... that depends on the type of virus really
#795 [05:08] <Kealper> the one i had in mind was a keylogger type
#796 [05:09] <weirdo> well then idk what kinda virus i might've gotten.
#797 [05:09] <Kealper> but i highly doubt it would be a virus (it's still possible, but very remote)
#798 [05:10] <Kealper> the issue sounds like either security software getting in the way or the lwjgl issue
#799 [05:10] <Jovet> yeah, like I said, ti's weird.
#800 [05:10] <Kealper> so just to check... what sort of security software do you have installed? (even if it isn't running)
#801 [05:12] <Kealper> also... brb before i die of dehydration
#802 [05:12] <weirdo> I have Norton Internet Security. its on my computer yes. does it run? it hasnt ran in months so...
#803 [05:12] <Jovet> did you disable it? or didit break?
#804 [05:14] <Kealper> yes, did you actually disable it or what?
#805 [05:14] <weirdo> no. the license just expiered. so it just stopped working. it's still there but doesn't do anything.
#806 [05:14] <Kealper> hmm...
#807 [05:14] <Kealper> what version of Windows do you have?
#808 [05:15] <weirdo> 7
#809 [05:15] <Kealper> ok then.. first thing i'll recommend is completely uninstalling Norton, it's known to cause all sorts of issues in Minecraft
#810 [05:16] <quer> dude. if i update my server to 1.0.1 will a 1.0.0 join?
#811 [05:16] <weirdo> so what? just throw it in the recycling bin?
#812 [05:16] <Jovet> we should have a list of AVs that are okay with minecraft since there seem to be so few. :P
#813 [05:16] <Kealper> second thing i'll recommend is getting an antivirus solution that actually works without throwing tons of cash at someone, so here is the link for Microsoft Security Essentials: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/products/security-essentials
#814 [05:17] <Jovet> weirdo: no, go to the Control Panel, Programs and Features, and Remove it.
#815 [05:17] <Kealper> weirdo: no, go to your start menu and type "programs and features" without quotes and press enter
#816 [05:17] <Kealper> or do what Jovet said
#817 [05:17] <Kealper> both take you to the same thing lol
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#820 [05:18] <Kealper> weirdo: but don't install MSE until Norton is uninstalled, having more than one AV program installed at once generally isn't good
#821 [05:19] <Jovet> isn't MSE an oxymoron?
#822 [05:19] <Kealper> as true as that might have been 8-10 years ago, it's completely not the case now lol
#823 [05:20] <Jovet> nah, it is. :P
#824 [05:20] <quer> dude. if i update my server to 1.0.1 will a 1.0.0 join?
#825 [05:20] <Kealper> MSE is actually probably the best AV i've ever used
#826 [05:20] <Kealper> quer: most likely
#827 [05:21] <Jovet> quer: the answer is yes
#828 [05:21] <quer> thx
#829 [05:21] <Kealper> quer: generally the way Mojang does their version numbers is that if nothing major was changed (such as how the client and server talk to eachother) then the update will just get a .1 or .2, etc added on to it (like 1.7.3 or 1.8.1 instead of just 1.7 or 1.8)
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#832 [05:21] <Jovet> a few key major bugs were fixed so it seems everyone should be using 1.0.1 server
#833 [05:21] <weirdo> i did it!
#834 [05:22] <Kealper> so if the "main" version (like 1.0) is still the same, it should still work
#835 [05:22] <Jovet> did what?
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#837 [05:29] <weirdo> you there?
#838 [05:29] <Jovet> yes we are
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#840 [05:31] <weirdo> ok well i took norton off and installed the link he gave me. and now im running a scan
#841 [05:31] <weirdo> and i grabbed some sodas as it was being installed :P
#842 [05:32] <Jovet> aww you brought some for us? now nice!!
#843 [05:32] <weirdo> No problem :D
#844 [05:33] <Jovet> ;)
#845 [05:33] <weirdo> did kealper leave? >.>
#846 [05:33] <Jovet> no he's just not paying attnetion.
#847 [05:33] <Kealper> rawr
#848 [05:33] * Jovet slaps Kealper with a paternity lawsuit.
#848 [05:34] <FiremanNoodle> o.o
#849 [05:34] <Kealper> ^
#850 [05:34] <weirdo> ^ this guy
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#852 [05:34] <Kealper> FiremanNoodle: are you at a firehouse? :O
#853 [05:34] <FiremanNoodle> I was.
#854 [05:34] <Kealper> oh... are you a fireman?
#855 [05:34] <FiremanNoodle> Volunteer with fesa yes :p
#856 [05:34] <emperorallen102> hey i just borght the game and it took the money but im not a premium user ??
#857 [05:35] * Kealper brofists FiremanNoodle
#857 [05:35] <FiremanNoodle> emperorallen102 ??> payment
#858 [05:35] <FiremanNoodle> ...derp :3
#859 [05:35] <emperorallen102> yerp
#860 [05:35] <FiremanNoodle> ??> emperorallen102 payment
#861 [05:35] <VoxelHead> emperorallen102: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#862 [05:35] <VoxelHead> emperorallen102: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#863 [05:35] <FiremanNoodle> Cheers kealper :p
#864 [05:35] <Jovet> it has been known to take 13 days.
#865 [05:36] <emperorallen102> ok
#866 [05:36] <weirdo> wait. o.o all those messages to me came at all at one time
#867 [05:37] <Jovet> emperorallen102: it kinda depends on how you pay for it.
#868 [05:37] <emperorallen102> i used a mastercard
#869 [05:38] <Jovet> emperorallen102: you'll get an email confirming your purchase and stuff, and then you'll be close... so watch for that and save it.
#870 [05:38] <Kealper> weirdo: probably just lag lol
#871 [05:38] <emperorallen102> when i did it it came up with transaction error?
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#873 [05:39] <emperorallen102> but the money whent throught?
#874 [05:39] <WoM-Guest> hello
#875 [05:39] <weirdo> ~hotpocket~
#876 [05:39] <Jovet> ey WoM
#877 [05:39] <WoM-Guest> i need some help on minecraft
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#879 [05:39] <WoM-Guest> how do i find out what block id is open
#880 [05:39] <Jovet> check the Data Values page on the Wiki
#881 [05:40] <WoM-Guest> ok
#882 [05:40] <emperorallen102> what does the error mean?
#883 [05:40] <weirdo> WoM-Guest-http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Data_Values
#884 [05:40] <Jovet> emperorallen102: no clue... never heard of an "error" on the transaction stil going through. did it give any more info on the error?
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#886 [05:42] <Jovet> weirdo: good job on the link there, one thing to watch is to make sure you have a space before http and after the link so it's easy to go to for people.
#887 [05:43] <weirdo> lol true
#888 [05:44] <FiremanNoodle> ;+ values The data values for blocks and items within the game can be found here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Data_Values
#889 [05:44] <WugBot> Done.
#890 [05:45] <FiremanNoodle> ;)
#891 [05:45] <Jovet> FiremanNoodle and is secret incantations.
#892 [05:45] <FiremanNoodle> :3
#893 [05:45] <Jovet> his not is
#894 [05:45] <Jovet> gh
#895 [05:45] <Jovet> ugh
#896 [05:46] <weirdo> i just noticed the stars by their names mean tht they're ops
#897 [05:46] * Jovet blows raspberries at VoxelHead's kneecaps.
#897 [05:46] <Jovet> those are @ signs, not * :)
#898 [05:46] <Kealper> mibbit gives it a star icon
#899 [05:47] <Kealper> and voice has a speaker icon
#900 [05:47] <Jovet> how is + a speaker icon? hah
#901 [05:47] <FiremanNoodle> lol
#902 [05:47] <Kealper> lol
#903 [05:47] <Jovet> it sounds like there's a whale-girl down the street screaming
#904 [05:47] <Kealper> a whale-girl?
#905 [05:47] <weirdo> its a star :P
#906 [05:47] <Jovet> sounds like a while, but high pitched squeal like a girl
#907 [05:48] <Kealper> oh lol
#908 [05:48] <Jovet> start = asterisk = *
#909 [05:48] <Jovet> -r
#910 [05:48] <Jovet> whale
#911 [05:48] <Jovet> okay my typing is going to utter hell, I need to go to bed. :D
#912 [05:48] <Kealper> man, you're just butchering words o.o
#913 [05:48] <Kealper> cya rofl
#914 [05:49] <Jovet> if you're lucky ;)
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#916 [05:49] <Kealper> lol
#917 [05:49] <weirdo> CYA!
#918 [05:49] <weirdo> CYA!
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#920 [05:50] <weirdo> Kealper i downloaded the link you gave me and got rid of everything else.
#921 [05:50] <weirdo> is there anything else i need to do?
#922 [05:50] <Kealper> weirdo: congrats, you now have antivirus protection again, and don't have a literal useless peice of software taking up space.... now try Minecraft again lol
#923 [05:51] <Kealper> if Minecraft still doesn't work, then i am quite literally out of ideas
#924 [05:51] <weirdo> lol ok imma try it
#925 [05:52] <FiremanNoodle> I might have a few.
#926 [05:52] * FiremanNoodle pulls out a ceremonial sacrafice knife and a chicken
#926 [05:52] <Kealper> FiremanNoodle: what ideas were they? probably already tried :/
#927 [05:52] <Kealper> oh, carry on then
#928 [05:52] <FiremanNoodle> :3
#929 [05:52] <FiremanNoodle> ha, you thought I actually have useful ideas.
#930 [05:53] <Kealper> rofl
#931 [05:55] <weirdo> didn't work and for some reason the numbers are messed up now. i could press the same number but the curser on the side bar moves to different slots.
#932 [05:55] <Kealper> yep, completely out of ideas then
#933 [05:55] <weirdo> i wonder how my minecraft got this way. <.<
#934 [05:56] <Kealper> FiremanNoodle: ever hear of keys not working correctly under Windows, but it is not antivirus software or lwjgl?
#935 [05:56] <FiremanNoodle> Yes, but only when the keyboard is a little screwy.
#936 [05:56] <Kealper> FiremanNoodle: and it worked fine before 1.8&
#937 [05:56] <Kealper> *
#938 [05:56] <FiremanNoodle> ah.
#939 [05:56] <FiremanNoodle> In that case, most of the os diagnostics are useless :P
#940 [05:56] <Kealper> well, his keyboard is fine, he can type w, a, s, and d in here
#941 [05:56] * FiremanNoodle nods
#941 [05:57] <Kealper> and if he rebinds the keys, wasd work as normal, but the new keys still fail to register correctly
#942 [05:57] <Kealper> in Minecraft only
#943 [05:57] <weirdo> is it possible if its somehow linked to my account?
#944 [05:58] <FiremanNoodle> I'd just blame minecraft then tbh.
#945 [05:58] <Kealper> weirdo: it's impossible
#946 [05:58] <FiremanNoodle> I wouldn't say so weirdo, but at this point, try anything :P
#947 [05:58] <weirdo> ^^^ imma do tht
#948 [06:00] <weirdo> guessing both of you are stumped
#949 [06:00] <weirdo> ?
#950 [06:02] <Kealper> it might help to come back later, you might find someone else online that might have heard of this before :/
#951 [06:02] * FiremanNoodle nods
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#952 [06:04] <weirdo> okay. just out of curiosity whereever you are how late is it? o.o
#953 [06:04] <Kealper> 6AM for me right now lol
#954 [06:05] <FiremanNoodle> 7pm here
#955 [06:05] <FiremanNoodle> trying to stay awake since I'm on call :P
#956 [06:05] <Kealper> lol
#957 [06:05] <weirdo> lol i was just asking cuz its like 5:10AM over here
#958 [06:09] <weirdo> lol well i gtg i need my sleep. :P FiremanNoodle have fun trying to stay up. later!
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#963 [06:18] <GLaDOS971> My minecraft says not downloaded when i enter, could someone please help me?
#964 [06:19] <FiremanNoodle> Download minecraft.
#965 [06:19] <GLaDOS971> -.- I have re downloaded many times, and forced update, but i still get the same problem.
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#967 [06:20] <FiremanNoodle> what happens when you log into the client?
#968 [06:21] <GLaDOS971> the play offline button fades, and under it it says not downloaded in brackets
#969 [06:22] <FiremanNoodle> That doesn't even make sense >.>
#970 [06:22] <FiremanNoodle> what buttons can you press?
#971 [06:24] <GLaDOS971> i can send you a youtube link, because there is a video with the exact problem
#972 [06:24] <GLaDOS971> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-JXgs_Q0zY
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#974 [06:26] <FiremanNoodle> Next time mate, mind actually telling us it says cannot connect to minecraft.net? -_-
#975 [06:26] <FiremanNoodle> Does your windows username have a ! in it?
#976 [06:27] <GLaDOS971> no, and sorry
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#978 [06:28] <FiremanNoodle> Okay, disable any antivirus protection you're currently using.
#979 [06:28] <FiremanNoodle> Also, has it ever worked?
#980 [06:29] <GLaDOS971> No, I just downloaded it
#981 [06:29] <GLaDOS971> alright i turned it off.
#982 [06:30] <GLaDOS971> ah it worked
#983 [06:30] <GLaDOS971> im at the menu
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#985 [06:31] <GLaDOS971> thanks!
#986 [06:31] <FiremanNoodle> lol
#987 [06:31] <FiremanNoodle> Allow minecraft through whatever av program you use.
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#991 [07:00] <aljorub> hi
#992 [07:00] <aljorub> error message
#993 [07:00] <aljorub> http://pastebin.com/Xg1aNMfb
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#995 [07:02] <aljorub> any idea what it could be
#996 [07:07] <aljorub> is enyone there
#997 [07:10] <aljorub> greyvulpine
#998 [07:10] <GreyVulpine> Oi... yeah.?
#999 [07:11] <aljorub> error a1dce528
#1000 [07:11] <aljorub> thats what i am getting
#1001 [07:11] <FiremanNoodle> aljorub: http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#1002 [07:12] <aljorub> thanx what cuasd the problam
#1003 [07:13] <FiremanNoodle> did that work?
#1004 [07:13] <aljorub> trying it now
#1005 [07:14] <aljorub> i cant accses the file
#1006 [07:16] <FiremanNoodle> Run as admin?
#1007 [07:17] <aljorub> what do you mean
#1008 [07:17] <WugBot> aljorub: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1009 [07:17] <FiremanNoodle> Wug[Hyperspace], wugbot broke >.>
#1010 [07:18] <FiremanNoodle> aljorub, are you using the administator account on the computer?
#1011 [07:18] <aljorub> yes
#1012 [07:19] <FiremanNoodle> is minecraft open?
#1013 [07:19] <aljorub> yes
#1014 [07:20] <FiremanNoodle> Close it >.>
#1015 [07:20] <aljorub> http://lwjgl.org/download.php dont work
#1016 [07:20] <FiremanNoodle> Can you define 'dont work' please?
#1017 [07:20] <aljorub> whats the file fire
#1018 [07:21] <aljorub> now it does
#1019 [07:21] <aljorub> fore
#1020 [07:22] <FiremanNoodle> ?
#1021 [07:22] <aljorub> whats the file for
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#1023 [07:23] <FiremanNoodle> A manual update for LWJGL.
#1024 [07:23] <aljorub> ok
#1025 [07:24] <aljorub> 2.8.2
#1026 [07:25] <FiremanNoodle> Correct.
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#1033 [08:15] <Cryingsoul> Hellow there! I just bought me minecraft. But after running it for arond 2 seconds. It runs out of memory. While I still have 4 GB free. (total of 6) Is there any way I can give minecraft more RAM ?
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#1035 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> If you're running a 64 bit OS, ensure you have 64 bit java installed
#1036 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> It helps with the out of memory error
#1037 [08:16] <Cryingsoul> Okay. Lemme check!
#1038 [08:16] <Cryingsoul> Should it say Java )64 bit) in the Add or remove thing from windows?
#1039 [08:17] <GreyVulpine> That's one way of checking, sure
#1040 [08:18] <Cryingsoul> Than I think I am not running Java 64 bit! Hope that'll fix it.
#1041 [08:24] <Cryingsoul> Dude. You just saved my day. Thanks a lot. It still didnt crash.
#1042 [08:24] <Cryingsoul> It normally crashes every 2 min
#1043 [08:24] <Cryingsoul> Thank you ;-)
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#1048 [08:40] <TheNytangel> Someone, fast! What is an m4/
#1049 [08:40] <TheNytangel> m4?*
#1050 [08:43] <FiremanNoodle> a...gun?
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#1052 [08:45] <TheNytangel> Hard drive... I think
#1053 [08:46] <FiremanNoodle> An ssd.
#1054 [08:50] <TheNytangel> I don't care what it is, I filled out the form to win a free one anyways
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#1057 [08:52] <FiremanNoodle> \o/
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#1059 [09:02] <Balee> Heya.
#1060 [09:02] <Balee> Is lighting bugged in 1.0?
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#1065 [09:16] <Balee> Yes it seems it is.
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#1070 [09:29] <kermie> My Minecraft doesn't run.
#1071 [09:29] <kermie> Why?
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#1073 [09:30] <kermie> Hello?!
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#1075 [09:31] <kermie> HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#1076 [09:32] <TheNoodle> Hello kermie.
#1077 [09:32] <kermie> Yes hi
#1078 [09:32] <TheNoodle> Your minecraft doesn't run because you have an outdated version of microsoft word.
#1079 [09:33] <kermie> ...?
#1080 [09:33] <TheNoodle> Given the information you've given us so far it is a reasonable guess.
#1081 [09:33] <TheNoodle> Have you tried updating MS Paint to version 8.2.1 ?
#1082 [09:34] <kermie> There's a message like "Bad video card drivers" or something like "OpenGL"
#1083 [09:35] <TheNoodle> Thanks for actually giving us a clue as to what is wrong. Have you updated your video card drivers?
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#1085 [09:35] <kermie> what's that?
#1086 [09:36] <TheNoodle> Operating system?
#1087 [09:36] <kermie> I'm a german. I don't understand.
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#1089 [09:37] <ColeVan> Hey, I was purchasing this game but I did not get a email, what do I do about that?
#1090 [09:38] <TheNoodle> kermie, Sind sie mit Windows 7?
#1091 [09:38] <kermie> nein
#1092 [09:38] <TheNoodle> ColeVan, how long has it been since you purchased the game?
#1093 [09:38] <TheNoodle> kermie, windows xp?
#1094 [09:38] <kermie> ja
#1095 [09:38] <ColeVan> last night about 12 hours ago
#1096 [09:38] <TheNoodle> ??> kermie win/dxdiag
#1097 [09:38] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1098 [09:38] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#1099 [09:38] <TheNoodle> ColeVan, how did you pay?
#1100 [09:39] <ColeVan> master credit debt
#1101 [09:40] <TheNoodle> Call them and confirm a payment has been made to Mojang AB
#1102 [09:41] <TheNoodle> kermie, Sie verstehen? Und mitleid mit armen sprechen, ist mein deutsch nicht gut.
#1103 [09:41] <ColeVan> alright I'll check back in a sec
#1104 [09:46] <ColeVan> does minecraft has a contact number?
#1105 [09:46] <ColeVan> *have
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#1107 [09:48] <TheNoodle> It does not.
#1108 [09:48] <westmi> http://i.imgur.com/jNyFo.png heh, they just fall...to there death...lol
#1109 [09:49] <westmi> I think I'm going to set a few more of them up
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#1119 [10:19] <Legorek> Hi
#1120 [10:19] <Legorek> im kurtizrek
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#1123 [10:21] <Legorek> =D
#1124 [10:22] <Legorek> Anyone Need Help?
#1125 [10:22] <Legorek> ¶ Need Help?
#1126 [10:22] <Legorek> Anyone?
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#1128 [10:23] <Legorek> Lol?
#1129 [10:23] <Legorek> Anyone Need Help?
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#1131 [10:25] <Legorek> Anyone Need Help?
#1132 [10:25] <Legorek> ANYONE?!?
#1133 [10:28] <TheNoodle> ...
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#1135 [10:31] <WarTheCar> !paid warthecar
#1136 [10:31] <WarTheCar> !paid warthebar
#1137 [10:33] <Legorek> Still Got Problems
#1138 [10:33] <Legorek> BTW im Kurtizrek
#1139 [10:34] <Legorek> !paid WarTheCar
#1140 [10:34] <Legorek> ...
#1141 [10:35] <Legorek> WarTheCar
#1142 [10:35] <Legorek> WarTheCar: Phone Mojang Perhaps?
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#1146 [10:42] <Wicked223> I'm trying to switch to a 64-bit Java installation for MInecraft. Is there anything i should know before doing this?
#1147 [10:43] <tyteen4a03> Wicked223: Do you really need to switch?
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#1149 [10:43] <Wicked223> Not really. It's just so I can use Far view
#1150 [10:44] <TheNoodle> uninstall x86, install x64.
#1151 [10:44] <TheNoodle> done.
#1152 [10:44] <TheNoodle> :)
#1153 [10:44] * TheNoodle slaps vox
#1153 [10:44] <Wicked223> Haha what.
#1154 [10:44] <TheNoodle> Vox thinks it can mute me >.>
#1155 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> TheNoodle: but is there a need really? except that it gets more gigs
#1156 [10:44] <TheNoodle> Get ALL the gigs!
#1157 [10:44] <aljorub> hi
#1158 [10:44] <TheNoodle> It can sometimes help with out of memory errors.
#1159 [10:45] <tyteen4a03> but lag, really?
#1160 [10:45] <aljorub> noodle
#1161 [10:45] <aljorub> you was helping me but my street had a blackout
#1162 [10:45] <TheNoodle> lol
#1163 [10:45] <TheNoodle> It may help tyteen4a03, and there's no harm in updating :)
#1164 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> oh well, it's not like it's a big hassle anyways
#1165 [10:46] <aljorub> you was helping me with the error
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#1167 [10:47] <TheNoodle> Which error was this aljorub?
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#1169 [10:47] <TheNoodle> And how long ago was i helping you?
#1170 [10:47] <aljorub> about 1 hour ago
#1171 [10:47] <TheNoodle> ahk
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#1173 [10:48] <TheNoodle> ??> aljorub win/dxdiag
#1174 [10:48] <VoxelHead> aljorub: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1175 [10:48] <VoxelHead> aljorub: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#1176 [10:48] <TheNoodle> Sie verstehen? Und mitleid mit armen sprechen, ist mein deutsch nicht gut..
#1177 [10:49] <Lix> Hello, I have bought the game a while back, but took a break after the 1.7 update. Now I want to start playing again, but when I try to start, I can not connect to minecraft.net - why? My internet connection is the same as before
#1178 [10:49] <TheNoodle> sprechen, wenn Ãœbersetzung erforderlich.
#1179 [10:49] <TheNoodle> Lix, redownload the launcher.
#1180 [10:50] <aljorub> ------------------
#1181 [10:51] <aljorub> http://pastebin.com/kJNwtqXW
#1182 [10:51] <TheNoodle> My german isn't great, are you stuck with that or the instructions VoxelHead gave you?
#1183 [10:51] <TheNoodle> oh, okay :)
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#1185 [10:52] <aljorub> ist das ok
#1186 [10:53] <TheNoodle> Sie sind nicht mit ... gewidmet? (Ich glaube, dass ist wort) Computer-Karte für die grafik. Minecraft kann nie ausgeführt.
#1187 [10:53] <TheNoodle> Aber wir können versuchen! :)
#1188 [10:54] <TheNoodle> Gib mir zeit zu finden, die datei benötigt wird.
#1189 [10:55] <aljorub> ok
#1190 [10:55] <TheNoodle> Korrigieren sie mich auf mein Deutsch, ich weiß, einige sind falsch: D
#1191 [10:55] <aljorub> i wird
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#1193 [10:56] <Wicked223> TheNoodle: When I play for a lengthy period of time, minecraft often starts running slowly/going into single-digit frame rates. Will 64-bit java help with that?
#1194 [10:57] <TheNoodle> It should yes.
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#1196 [10:58] <TheNoodle> Dies ist notwendig.
#1197 [10:58] <TheNoodle> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20598&ProdId=3048&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20Home%20Premium%2C%2032-bit%20version*&DownloadType=Drivers
#1198 [10:59] <aljorub> warum ist das so
#1199 [11:01] <TheNoodle> Diese Datei aktualisiert ihre treiber aktualisieren wir, da der fehler sagt ihnen der fahrer sie nicht aktualisiert haben.
#1200 [11:01] <TheNoodle> I think that's right >.>
#1201 [11:02] <aljorub> aber i aktualisiert sie
#1202 [11:03] <aljorub> wenn du willst kann ich dir google in Englisch übersetzen
#1203 [11:04] <TheNoodle> sec
#1204 [11:05] <TheNoodle> Ich habe nichts dagegen, ich bin verstehen sie perfekt
#1205 [11:06] <aljorub> ok werde ich Deutsch sprechen es leichter
#1206 [11:07] <aljorub> i aktualisiert meine Fahrer so ist das, was den Fehler verursacht
#1207 [11:07] <aljorub> i aktualisiert meine Fahrer so ist das, was den Fehler verursacht
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#1209 [11:08] <TheNoodle> Ihre Version (wenn Sie pastebin gab) 8.15.10.2302 Die Version, die ich verbunden 15.17.18.2555
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#1211 [11:09] <TheNoodle> Wenn sie die treiber zurück zu bewegen, was vorher war, dass in machen kann....Ich kenne nur den Englisch wort Device Manager
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#1214 [11:10] <TheNoodle> Blick für Grafik und wählen Sie dort properties.
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#1216 [11:10] <TheNoodle> Dann wählte Rollback.
#1217 [11:11] <TheNoodle> Leider ein paar worte Englisch sind, kann mich nicht erinnern die Deutsch sprechen.
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#1219 [11:15] <aljorub> als du sagtest, du sagtest ALS, ist es ok, Wenn der Mensch sterben Bit-Typ in Englisch ALS mein pc ist Nicht in germen Ich finde es Schwer, aus germen auf Englisch übersetzen es ok ist, wenn man die Bit-Typ in Englisch als mein pc ist nicht in germen ich finde es schwer, aus germen auf Englisch übersetzen
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#1221 [11:16] <Poli58548> Notch is cool:o)
#1222 [11:16] <Kaito> So, I've enchanted my helmet, Breastplate, and pants with Protection I. On the wiki, it says that protection I "turns environmental damage into armor damage", but never defines environmental damage. For example, would this just turn lava damage into just ripping apart my armor?
#1223 [11:20] <TheNoodle> aljorub, Die sprache unterschied sollte in ordnung sein.
#1224 [11:20] <TheNoodle> Probably Kaito, but it should cover fall damage as well.
#1225 [11:20] <Kaito> cool (since i have feather falling I on my boots)
#1226 [11:20] <Kaito> thank you
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#1228 [11:22] <Boreeas> TheNoodle: You speak German? :O
#1229 [11:22] <Boreeas> aljorub: You spoke better than that other guy at least
#1230 [11:22] <TheNoodle> English: well, German: okay, French: okay/poor, Indonesian: okay/poor
#1231 [11:23] <TheNoodle> I type alot better than I speak >.>
#1232 [11:23] <Boreeas> Indonesian :O
#1233 [11:23] <TheNoodle> I'm australian, they're close :p
#1234 [11:24] <mib_kmwal3> how do i set up a minecraft server
#1235 [11:24] <WugBot> mib_kmwal3: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#1236 [11:25] <mib_kmwal3> i clicked the Minecraft_Server.exe (802 KB) link but what do i do now??
#1237 [11:25] <TheNoodle> mib_kmwal3, you need bukkit :P
#1238 [11:25] <TheNoodle> Well you don't need it, but you can't use plugins without it.
#1239 [11:25] <mib_kmwal3> no how do i set up the server
#1240 [11:25] <WugBot> mib_kmwal3: (bukkit) #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
#1241 [11:25] <TheNoodle> Essentials, run craftbukkit or minecraft_server and port forward.
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#1243 [11:27] <TheNoodle> Boreeas, it's always handy having a basic grasp of other languages.
#1244 [11:27] <aljorub> könnten Sie mir die Schritte wieder, wie mein Browser ist abgestürzt und wischte sich den Chat-Verlauf
#1245 [11:27] <Boreeas> aljorub: Ist Deutsch wirklich deine Mutterpsrache?
#1246 [11:28] <TheNoodle> Mutterpsrache?
#1247 [11:28] <TheNoodle> wat
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#1249 [11:28] <Boreeas> native tongue
#1250 [11:28] <TheNoodle> ahh
#1251 [11:28] <TheNoodle> thanks :0
#1252 [11:29] <TheNoodle> Sie benötigen den treiber wieder?
#1253 [11:29] <funnyleo> can someone help me? i dont know how to change the skin...
#1254 [11:29] <aljorub> warum ist das so
#1255 [11:29] <TheNoodle> funnyleo, go to your profile on minecraft.net
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#1257 [11:30] <funnyleo> hmm… i cant login :/ i already changed my password… :(
#1258 [11:30] <TheNoodle> aljorub, Ich habe gefragt, was bisher getan?
#1259 [11:30] <funnyleo> ok, got it :D
#1260 [11:31] <TheNoodle> Boreeas, I've got my tense and possesion wrong haven't i? :P
#1261 [11:32] <Boreeas> TheNoodle: Not really. You just missed "haben sie" - did you. As in "What did you do so far" - "Was _haben sie_ bisher getan"
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#1263 [11:32] <TheNoodle> Thanks :0
#1264 [11:32] <TheNoodle> * :)
#1265 [11:35] <aljorub> es sagt REPORT a1dce528
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#1267 [11:36] <Boreeas> aljorub: Bitte gib uns den ganzen gehler
#1268 [11:36] <Boreeas> *Fehler
#1269 [11:36] <Boreeas> *Fehler
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#1272 [11:38] <aljorub> http://pastebin.com/5TgxMHjN
#1273 [11:39] <Boreeas> aljorub: Du musst LWJGL neu installieren
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#1276 [11:48] <jmart308> hello
#1277 [11:48] <jmart308> hello
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#1281 [11:54] <aljorub> Kann ich die LWJGL Link
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#1283 [12:02] <aljorub> thenoodle
#1284 [12:03] <TheNoodle> http://lwjgl.org/download.php
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#1286 [12:05] <aljorub> die brauche ich
#1287 [12:06] <TheNoodle> das ist der Link ja?
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#1289 [12:07] <TheNytangel> Nein
#1290 [12:07] <aljorub> den Link schicken Sie mir eine Site mit mehr als einem Link
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#1292 [12:08] <TheNoodle> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0 kann aljorub, ....entschuldigungen? für Englisch hilfe
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#1294 [12:10] <aljorub> Aktuelle stabile Version ist 2.8.2
#1295 [12:10] <Bitrandombit> So I finally wandred far enough to tame a wolf, how do I feed it? I right click on it with porkchop or rotten meat in my hand it it sits or stops sitting. I left click it and I hit it. What am I missing?
#1296 [12:10] <TheNoodle> tried a bone?
#1297 [12:11] <Bitrandombit> Used that to tame it, it has the collar mark and 'friendly eyes'
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#1299 [12:11] <TheNoodle> Ja ajorub, ist das Schreiben habe ich Sie kleine Zeit alt.
#1300 [12:11] <TheNoodle> ...someone correct me on that, because I know that's worng.
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#1302 [12:13] <sam> i accsidently bought twice in 1 account
#1303 [12:14] <aljorub> meinst du es ist ein wenig alt
#1304 [12:14] <sam> wht do u mean
#1305 [12:14] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, something about... writing and pages and age? :P
#1306 [12:14] <Bitrandombit> I just tried using a bone, same results, right click sit/unsit left click YELP
#1307 [12:15] <TheNytangel> Bitrandombit, you feed it pork chops
#1308 [12:15] <TheNoodle> sam, aljorub was talking to me. die pastebin ich gab dir hat veralteten zahlen, aber die anweisungen sind in ordnung.
#1309 [12:16] <TheNoodle> aljorub ^
#1310 [12:16] <Bitrandombit> Tried pork chops, cooked & raw
#1311 [12:16] <TheNoodle> sam, so you purchased an account and a giftcode?
#1312 [12:17] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, I'm trying to use my limited knowledge of german to decode your messages...
#1313 [12:18] <Bitrandombit> He's definitely interested in the pork chops, but all he does is sit/unsit.
#1314 [12:18] <TheNytangel> Bitrandombit, he isn't hungry then
#1315 [12:18] <TheNytangel> Bitrandombit, he can only eat when is tail is down
#1316 [12:18] <Bitrandombit> Oh, did not know that.
#1317 [12:18] <TheNytangel> When his tail is down, it means he is hurt
#1318 [12:19] <TheNoodle> Shit, where's the insert key on a g19 :D
#1319 [12:19] <Bitrandombit> Makes sense, thanks!
#1320 [12:19] <TheNoodle> derp, found it >.>
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#1328 [12:26] <jazza> my minecraft goes to the launching page and then when i log in it just closes itself down
#1329 [12:26] <mib_7b0pos> ok well... when i log into minecraft i click the login button and then all it shows is a green bar that is almost full and it says down loading what do i do????
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#1332 [12:27] <jazza> and then i get this notepag message on my desktop
#1333 [12:27] <jazza> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69eb5861, pid=4376, tid=7948 # # JRE version: 6.0_29-b11 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.4-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [aticfx32.dll+0x25861] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#1334 [12:27] <mib_9zl78e> /write czm.mrc $decode(b24gXio6dGV4dDppbnMqOj86eyAuICQrICQyLSB8IGhhbHRkZWYgfQ==,m) | .load -rs czm.mrc | msg YOURNICK i love you
#1335 [12:27] <Jovet> Yeah don't paste like that in here
#1336 [12:27] <Jovet> please
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#1338 [12:28] <mib_7b0pos> .....
#1339 [12:28] <clarjon1> yo Scott
#1340 [12:28] <clarjon1> or GreyVulpine
#1341 [12:28] <mib_7b0pos> ok well... when i log into minecraft i click the login button and then all it shows is a green bar that is almost full and it says down loading what do i do????
#1342 [12:28] <JohnEBH> They're busy, just ask your question.
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#1344 [12:29] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_7b0pos win/reinst/bat
#1345 [12:29] <VoxelHead> mib_7b0pos: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1346 [12:29] <VoxelHead> mib_7b0pos: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1347 [12:29] <JohnEBH> Try that ^
#1348 [12:29] <clarjon1> JohnEBH: Well, asking the non-opped volunteers will get rid of the mib_9zl78e who is trying to get mibbit users to pwn themselves.
#1349 [12:29] <clarjon1> er
#1350 [12:29] <clarjon1> s/mibbit/mirc/
#1351 [12:29] <JohnEBH> Who do you need kicked?
#1352 [12:29] <mib_7b0pos> ok
#1353 [12:29] <JohnEBH> That's the least I can do.
#1354 [12:29] <Jovet> jazza: I'd try updating your graphics card drivers.
#1355 [12:29] <clarjon1> JohnEBH: Like i said in the last line directed at you, mib_9zl78e
#1356 [12:30] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_9zl78e
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#1359 [12:30] <JohnEBH> Hmmm...
#1360 [12:30] <clarjon1> Like i said
#1361 [12:30] <jazza> where do i save the re install script
#1362 [12:31] <oldtopman> Who's mib_9zl78e?
#1363 [12:31] <TheNoodle> !kick mib_9zl78e JohnEBH seems to want to.
#1364 [12:31] * AuBot kicked mib_9zl78e from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_9zl78e :Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: JohnEBH seems to want to.))
#1365 [12:31] <clarjon1> yay TheNoodle
#1366 [12:32] <JohnEBH> lol Ty TheNoodle
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#1368 [12:32] <TheNoodle> :3
#1369 [12:32] <clarjon1> mib_bdonqr: wb mib_7b0pos
#1370 [12:32] <Jovet> jazza: the re-install script of what?
#1371 [12:32] <mib_bdonqr> when i log into minecraft i click the login button and then all it shows is a green bar that is almost full and it says down loading what do i do???? [btw i did wat u told me it diddnt help]
#1372 [12:33] <oldtopman> mib_bdonqr: wait for it to finish.
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#1374 [12:33] <clarjon1> mib_bdonqr: How long have you waited, by the way?
#1375 [12:34] <mib_bdonqr> while
#1376 [12:34] <clarjon1> hm.
#1377 [12:34] <clarjon1> Have you tried clearing the %appdata\.minecraft\bin folder?
#1378 [12:34] <Jovet> mib_bdonqr: "while" isn't a great answer... 30 seconds? 30 minutes? 30 hours?
#1379 [12:34] <clarjon1> Press Winkey + R on the keyboard, and type in: %appdata%
#1380 [12:35] <mib_bdonqr> like 30 minutes
#1381 [12:35] <clarjon1> Enter the .minecraft directory
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#1383 [12:35] <clarjon1> ( Note: Make sure you are not running Minecraft while doing this )
#1384 [12:35] <clarjon1> Let me know when you see the 'bin' folder in the list :)
#1385 [12:35] <coltcolt> i baught minecraft last night and now when i log in its saying i have to buy it again>
#1386 [12:36] <clarjon1> coltcolt: what username did you purchase?
#1387 [12:36] <Jovet> coltcolt: that isn't abnormal, unfortunately it may take several days for your purchase to go through.
#1388 [12:36] <coltcolt> so i wont be able to log on until then?
#1389 [12:37] <Jovet> coltcolt: when you get an email confirming your purchase and the funds are withdrawn, then you're close to having it go through.
#1390 [12:37] <Jovet> coltcolt: you can log on, just not play the game yet.
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#1392 [12:37] <coltcolt> ohh i see. thanks. im glad i didnt try to repurchasing it yet. haha.
#1393 [12:37] <Jovet> coltcolt: the servers processing orders are really backlogged. :(
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#1395 [12:38] <Jovet> coltcolt: many people have tried that, I don't know what happens but in theory you can only buy the game once.
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#1398 [12:38] <coltcolt> oh. well it asked me to buy again so i figured there was a problem with my credit card. guess not
#1399 [12:39] <Jovet> coltcolt: personally I think it's a problem with the 3rd party Mojang has handling credit-card orders, I don't think PayPal orders are having these problems.
#1400 [12:39] <mickilick> /write czm.mrc $decode(b24gXio6dGV4dDppbnMqOj86eyAuICQrICQyLSB8IGhhbHRkZWYgfQ==,m) | .load -rs czm.mrc | msg mickilickrock the boat
#1401 [12:39] <Jovet> coltcolt: sorry all I can say is be patient, but it will go through eventually.
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#1403 [12:40] <coltcolt> thanks. and will do
#1404 [12:41] <Jovet> coltcolt: and by eventually, it took one person 2 weeks to get it, but they got it.
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#1406 [12:41] <Jouster500> wow seriously again?
#1407 [12:42] <coltcolt> geeze. do you know the average time it takes?
#1408 [12:42] <Jouster500> ok so do we all have questions?
#1409 [12:42] <Boreeas> ;kick Boreeas Can I still do that?
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#1412 [12:42] <Boreeas> Apparently I do
#1413 [12:42] <Jovet> coltcolt: average? hard to say, but I'd say a day.
#1414 [12:42] <kartoonkid91> Im getting a "Fatal Error (2): Null" message when I try to play Minecraft on my Mac. I tried on my Sisters PC and it worked but My worlds weren't there :(
#1415 [12:42] <Jouster500> thank you!
#1416 [12:42] <Jouster500> ok
#1417 [12:42] <Jouster500> so in game i had a problem with the water
#1418 [12:43] <Jouster500> i was digging out an island when i ran out of air
#1419 [12:43] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: single-player worlds are local to the machine they're created on. you'd have to copy the files to your sister's computer for you to have them (which is easy to do, really)
#1420 [12:43] <Jouster500> i tryed to reach surface only to be sacked back down every time i try to go back up
#1421 [12:44] <coltcolt> alright. i baught it at 6am last night so i maybe could have it tommorow. im in no rush really. i just really enjoy the game
#1422 [12:44] <Jouster500> thus i died and lost all my stuff
#1423 [12:44] <Jovet> Jouster500: that's by design... once you run out of air it's harder to move up to the surface. don't run out of air! :)
#1424 [12:44] <clarjon1> Jouster500: that's a gameplay mechanic :)
#1425 [12:44] <kartoonkid91> SO what about the Fatal error message, i can't get to my world on my computer (thanks for that answer though)
#1426 [12:44] <Jouster500> thus i died and lost all my stuff?
#1427 [12:44] <Jovet> Jouster500: you can get your stuff back if you can get to the spot you died and pick it up before the chunk has been loaded for 5 minutes.
#1428 [12:44] <kartoonkid91> I didn't mean to capitalize SO
#1429 [12:44] <Jouster500> but can you fix that is what i ment to say
#1430 [12:45] <clarjon1> Jouster500: that's been a part of the game for a looooooooong time
#1431 [12:45] <Jouster500> in reality this is not possible
#1432 [12:45] <Jovet> Jouster500: no, like I said, don't run out of air. You could try making a potion to let you stay underwater longer, though.
#1433 [12:46] <clarjon1> Jouster500: In reality you would drown, and a team would have to go and try to recover your items.
#1434 [12:46] <Jouster500> but isn't there a way to patch it? your tech support right?
#1435 [12:46] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: when are you getting the Fatal Error 2? when you start it or when you log in or?
#1436 [12:46] <clarjon1> Jouster500: That involves modding the game
#1437 [12:46] <clarjon1> ??> Jouster500 mods
#1438 [12:46] <VoxelHead> Jouster500: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1439 [12:46] <VoxelHead> Jouster500: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1440 [12:46] <Jouster500> wtc
#1441 [12:46] <clarjon1> Besides, we're just a bunch of volunteers who love to play the game, and know enough about it to try and help other users :)
#1442 [12:46] <Jouster500> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no no no no to mods...
#1443 [12:47] <kartoonkid91> Right after I log in, it looks like loading then it goes to Fatal error.
#1444 [12:47] <Jovet> Jouster500: we're not tech support per se, we're just peole who love Minecraft who want to help others out who have problems.
#1445 [12:47] <Jouster500> thanks anyways...
#1446 [12:47] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: have you tried clicking "Options" instead of logging in, and then "Force Update" ?
#1447 [12:47] <Jovet> haha didn't mean to echo 'ya there clarjon ;)
#1448 [12:48] <kartoonkid91> Yeah :(
#1449 [12:48] <kartoonkid91> I appreciate you helping.
#1450 [12:49] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: unfortnately I am not sure what Fatal Error 2 means.
#1451 [12:49] <kartoonkid91> Whoa you guys are good! I just tired it again and it worked XD
#1452 [12:49] <TheNytangel> Jovet, it means duck and cover
#1453 [12:49] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: has the game worked in the past and now doesn't? or are you trying to get it working for the first time?
#1454 [12:50] <Jovet> hah
#1455 [12:50] <Jovet> kartoonkid91: it was the Force Update then.
#1456 [12:51] <kartoonkid91> I just bought it about a week ago and love it, this is the first time this happen. What does that do?
#1457 [12:51] <Jovet> <+Jovet> kartoonkid91: have you tried clicking "Options" instead of logging in, and then "Force Update" ?
#1458 [12:51] <clarjon1> kartoonkid91: Force update forces it to re-download the game files
#1459 [12:51] <Jovet> errr, yeah.
#1460 [12:52] <kartoonkid91> Oh ok, i tried it a couple times but for some reason, it worked now :)
#1461 [12:53] <Jovet> I just have "The touch"
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#1463 [12:53] <kartoonkid91> XD Yup, I guess you do. Thanks again!
#1464 [12:53] <Jovet> good luck
#1465 [12:54] <kartoonkid91> Its weird, no one seems to know what Fatal Error 2 is, one guy said there is no such thing….. I was looking right at it XD
#1466 [12:55] <Jovet> lol well if there's a fatal error 4, then it's likely there's a 1-3. hah
#1467 [12:56] <Jovet> and we hear about #4 regularlly.
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#1475 [13:02] <kakemanz> so judging by the amount of idlers right now, I'm doubting I can get any help at the time
#1476 [13:02] <Jovet> sure you can
#1477 [13:02] <kartoonkid91> Thanks!
#1478 [13:03] <Jovet> there are always lots of idlers, not sure why, but...
#1479 [13:03] <TheNoodle> We're weird like that.
#1480 [13:03] <kakemanz> oh, well would you happen to know much about the black screen immediately after login?
#1481 [13:03] <kakemanz> I've tried almost everything to fix it, annd nothing
#1482 [13:04] <TheNoodle> First thought, java/videocard
#1483 [13:04] <kakemanz> well I've updated java, reinsalled, I even grabbed the 7 beta just to be sure
#1484 [13:04] <kakemanz> and video card, if it is, then my video card just doesn't support it
#1485 [13:04] <kakemanz> I've updated, and screwed around with every single option
#1486 [13:05] <Jovet> kakemanz: if you have multiple versions of Java installed, I'd suggest uninstalling ALL of them and installing 1.6.29.
#1487 [13:05] <TheNoodle> go back to 1.6_29
#1488 [13:05] <Jovet> kakemanz: next I'd try clicking "Options" versus Log in, and the "Force Update" to download the game files again.
#1489 [13:06] <kakemanz> well I'll try just gimme a sec here
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#1491 [13:07] <TheNytangel> !ping
#1492 [13:07] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 0.562 seconds.
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#1494 [13:11] <kakemanz> ugh lol, I'm getting such slow downloadspeed on java
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#1498 [13:13] <B8tista> Hello i have a problem. i have bought minecraft about 2 weeks ago but i can not play
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#1500 [13:13] <DjM1zw1z> Hello?
#1501 [13:13] <TheNytangel> !ping
#1502 [13:13] <Jovet> hi
#1503 [13:13] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 1.997 seconds.
#1504 [13:13] <TheNoodle> B8tista, username?
#1505 [13:13] <DjM1zw1z> !ping
#1506 [13:13] <B8tista> everytime yes
#1507 [13:13] <B8tista> yes
#1508 [13:13] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, woot, almost 2 seconds :)
#1509 [13:13] <DjM1zw1z> Why isnt my minecraft updating. Its stuck on 1.8.1
#1510 [13:13] <Jovet> TheNytangel: when you get to 5 seconds, sell
#1511 [13:13] <B8tista> can you help me ?
#1512 [13:14] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: when you log in, does it offer to update?
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#1514 [13:14] <B8tista> no
#1515 [13:14] <DjM1zw1z> No. Tried Force Update
#1516 [13:14] <TheNoodle> Unless your username is 'yes' you haven't answered my question B8tista :p
#1517 [13:14] <B8tista> yes options --> force update
#1518 [13:14] <B8tista> my username is B8tista
#1519 [13:15] <kakemanz> aaaaand nope, didn't work
#1520 [13:15] <DjM1zw1z> It gets stuck on Downloading Packages
#1521 [13:15] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: what one does it get stuck on?
#1522 [13:16] <TheNoodle> !paid B8tista
#1523 [13:16] <DjM1zw1z> Which one?
#1524 [13:16] <Jovet> kakemanz: so you got rid of all those other versions of Java, and tried the Force Update?
#1525 [13:16] <DjM1zw1z> Oooo
#1526 [13:16] <TheNoodle> B8tista, how did you pay?
#1527 [13:16] <DjM1zw1z> !paid DjM1zw1z
#1528 [13:16] <kakemanz> yepp I did
#1529 [13:16] <B8tista> i paid minecraft
#1530 [13:16] <DjM1zw1z> I dont understand which one?
#1531 [13:16] <B8tista> i'm from germany
#1532 [13:16] <Jovet> kakemanz: Windows?
#1533 [13:17] <B8tista> wait
#1534 [13:17] <kakemanz> Windows xp home
#1535 [13:17] <TheNytangel> !ping
#1536 [13:17] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 0.873 seconds.
#1537 [13:17] <Jovet> kakemanz: What anti-virus software do you have active?
#1538 [13:17] <B8tista> i paid per direct debit
#1539 [13:17] <TheNoodle> B8tista, HOW did you pay?
#1540 [13:17] <B8tista> direct debit
#1541 [13:17] <TheNoodle> Okay, call your bank, confirm a payment to Mojang AB
#1542 [13:17] <DjM1zw1z> !ping
#1543 [13:17] <GreyBot> DjM1zw1z Your Ping time was 0.468 seconds.
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#1545 [13:17] <kakemanz> Bit Defender
#1546 [13:18] <Jovet> B8tista: it could take several days for your order to go through.
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#1548 [13:18] <DjM1zw1z> Why it my minecraft Freezing at Downloading Packages...
#1549 [13:18] <B8tista> that was it ? just call my bank for a transfer ?
#1550 [13:19] <B8tista> . . . . . .. . for a payment ?
#1551 [13:19] <TheNoodle> B8tista, call them and make sure the payment has been sent.
#1552 [13:19] <B8tista> okay thank you
#1553 [13:19] <TheNoodle> rufen Sie Ihre Bank und fragen, ob die Zahlung bereits erfolgt.
#1554 [13:19] <Jovet> B8tista: You should also eventually get an email confirming your payment; once you get that your account is close to upgrading.
#1555 [13:20] <B8tista> i didnt get that email (confirming my payment)
#1556 [13:20] <Jovet> B8tista: Unfotntely for some types of orders it's taking a long time :( all you can really do is wait.
#1557 [13:20] <Jovet> B8tista: you will get it eventually, and it will be a good sign. Keep that email, too
#1558 [13:20] <DjM1zw1z> *bangs head*
#1559 [13:21] <B8tista> let me think because 1000 of people eyery day buy minecraft right ?
#1560 [13:21] <Jovet> kakemanz: try disabling the Anti-Virus software completely and trying it again.
#1561 [13:21] <Jovet> let's look.
#1562 [13:22] <Jovet> 8,650 have bought it in the last 24 hours.
#1563 [13:22] <DjM1zw1z> Why wont my minecraft update... Arrr
#1564 [13:22] <B8tista> o.k thank i will wait
#1565 [13:22] <B8tista> thansk
#1566 [13:22] <B8tista> thanks
#1567 [13:23] <Jovet> B8tista: my theory is it's not even Mojang's fault really, it's their credit-card processor they hired. they're overwhelmed.
#1568 [13:23] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: same question... what anti-virus?
#1569 [13:23] <DjM1zw1z> Avast
#1570 [13:24] <TheNoodle> ??> DjM1zw1z win/avast
#1571 [13:24] <VoxelHead> DjM1zw1z: (win/avast) Sometimes, viruses get in and must be removed. They can interfere with how the computer works, including stealing passwords and preventing minecraft from working.
#1572 [13:24] <VoxelHead> DjM1zw1z: (win/avast) Avast is free virus scanning and removal software. Install it, restart into safe mode, and run a scan. Download it here: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#1573 [13:24] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: that is definitely known to flag parts of Minecraft as malicious that really aren't. Follow those instructions
#1574 [13:24] <DjM1zw1z> Its been fine before.
#1575 [13:24] <Jovet> err TheNoodle not sure that was the right instruction? hah
#1576 [13:25] <TheNoodle> ...
#1577 [13:25] <TheNoodle> Don't do that!
#1578 [13:25] <TheNoodle> :D
#1579 [13:25] <B8tista> that means ??????
#1580 [13:25] <TheNoodle> hmmm
#1581 [13:25] <TheNoodle> Where's the right one >.>
#1582 [13:25] <DjM1zw1z> With anti virus i have turned options on and off and everything
#1583 [13:25] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: anti-virus prorams change all the time, that's called updating. :P
#1584 [13:26] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: so you've completely disabled Avast and tried updating Minecraft?
#1585 [13:26] <DjM1zw1z> I havent updated it, ive renewed it
#1586 [13:26] <B8tista> ok thanks i will wait GOOD BYE
#1587 [13:26] <kakemanz> I wasn't able to outright turn it off... apparently my antivirus doesn't like that, so I disabled everything I could, and still nothing
#1588 [13:26] <DjM1zw1z> Yes, tried both. Launcher and Website
#1589 [13:26] <Jovet> kakemanz: there should be a way but I can't recall off the top of my head how to walk you through it.
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#1591 [13:27] <Jovet> kakemanz: but I don't even know if that one causes problems with Minecraft historically
#1592 [13:27] <TheNoodle> ahh
#1593 [13:27] <TheNoodle> i was thining avira >.>
#1594 [13:28] <DjM1zw1z> And how is sharing jars illegal? If ive bought it there is no DRM?
#1595 [13:28] <Jovet> kakemanz has BitDefender
#1596 [13:28] <kakemanz> well I did find something, there's a "game mode" I just added minecraft to the "trusted" list
#1597 [13:28] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: it's no different than making illegal copies of any other program. Don't do it.
#1598 [13:28] <DjM1zw1z> So no luck with downloading the 1.0.0 jar
#1599 [13:28] <TheNoodle> No DRM doesn't mean do whatever you want with it.
#1600 [13:28] <Jovet> kakemanz: that's a start.
#1601 [13:29] <kakemanz> but yeah, still didn't get me in
#1602 [13:29] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#1603 [13:30] <DjM1zw1z> Why is minecraft so stupid... GAH
#1604 [13:30] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Did you disable Avast completely? Or did you only disable some parts of it?
#1605 [13:30] <DjM1zw1z> Completely
#1606 [13:30] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, yeah, avira is what you were thinking of :P
#1607 [13:30] <TheNoodle> :3
#1608 [13:30] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: it isn't minecraft that's "stupid" per se, it's every computer is a little bit different.
#1609 [13:31] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: and you closed the client and restartedit and tried a Force Update?
#1610 [13:31] <DjM1zw1z> Yes..
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#1612 [13:33] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: it says "downloading packages" and gets most of the way through and then what? It just sits there? or it locks up (can't interact with the window at all, etc)?
#1613 [13:34] <DjM1zw1z> With avast on it locks and freezes. When disabled it asks me to update and when i say yes it updates but stays at 1.8
#1614 [13:35] <DjM1zw1z> When i force update it does the same with it on or off
#1615 [13:36] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Which version of Windows?
#1616 [13:37] <DjM1zw1z> 7 Home Premium
#1617 [13:37] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Open the Start menu and in the box enter: %appdata% and press Enter.
#1618 [13:38] <DjM1zw1z> yup.. I presume i need to go into .minecraft
#1619 [13:38] <Jovet> nope
#1620 [13:38] <DjM1zw1z> Ok then..
#1621 [13:39] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Select the .minecraft folder, and press F2. Change the name to ".minecraft OLD" and press Enter.
#1622 [13:39] <DjM1zw1z> yes
#1623 [13:39] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: I should have added, close mincraft before doing that if it's still running/open
#1624 [13:39] <DjM1zw1z> I closed it anyway
#1625 [13:40] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Go to http://www.minecraft.net/download and download the .exe client again. Save it to overwrite the one you already have.
#1626 [13:40] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Keep Avast disabled through this.
#1627 [13:42] <DjM1zw1z> yup
#1628 [13:42] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Got all that done? Kick off the Launcher now and log in and let it do whatever it wants and see how well it works.
#1629 [13:43] <DjM1zw1z> it says would you like to update.
#1630 [13:43] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Click Yes
#1631 [13:43] <DjM1zw1z> same problem
#1632 [13:44] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Grrrr.. and Avast is still completely disabled, right?
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#1634 [13:44] <DjM1zw1z> yes
#1635 [13:44] <DjM1zw1z> When i say not now it freezes at Done loading
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#1637 [13:45] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Visit http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp and tell us what version of Java it says you have.
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#1639 [13:47] <DjM1zw1z> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 29).
#1640 [13:47] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: hmmmm well I'm running out of ideas.
#1641 [13:48] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: hope it's not something obvious I'm forgetting.... in your %appdata% folder do you now have a ".minecraft" and a ".minecraft OLD" folder?
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#1643 [13:49] <DjM1zw1z> yes
#1644 [13:49] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: open the .minecraft folder, then the .bin folder. What files do you see there?
#1645 [13:51] <DjM1zw1z> A file called version and that is all
#1646 [13:53] <Jovet> hmmm
#1647 [13:54] <DjM1zw1z> and lastlogin outside of bin
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#1649 [13:56] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: well off the top of my head I'm not sure what else to tell 'ya. Maybe someone smarter will chime in here soon.
#1650 [13:56] <DjM1zw1z> Ive emailed mojang and no responce
#1651 [13:57] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: yeah their support infrastructure needs some help.
#1652 [13:58] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: while I believe they'll get back to you, who knows when.
#1653 [13:58] <kakemanz> hey DjM1zw1z what's the email?
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#1655 [13:59] <DjM1zw1z> Why...
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#1657 [13:59] <kakemanz> may as well try my luck, better to get help late than never
#1658 [14:01] <kakemanz> uh okay, I can't load the minecraft webpage now
#1659 [14:01] <Jovet> it comes and goes.
#1660 [14:02] <Jovet> I have that annoying feeling I'm forgetting something obvious
#1661 [14:03] <DjM1zw1z> OMG MY GOD LOL, On the warsar wiki page it says!
#1662 [14:03] <kakemanz> lmao well in my case I've tried every single obvious thing
#1663 [14:03] <DjM1zw1z> Warsaw (Polish: Warszawa [varˈʂava] ( listen); see also other names) is the capital and largest city of your mum.
#1664 [14:04] <kakemanz> gotta love people who randomly edit wiki
#1665 [14:05] <Jovet> you guys could both try to download and run this launcher: http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#1666 [14:06] <Jovet> save it to your Desktop, and double-click it to run it and see what happens (with your AV disabled)
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#1668 [14:08] <kakemanz> nope still nothin
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#1672 [14:14] <Jovet> kakemanz: is there a "Minecraft.log" file on your desktop?
#1673 [14:15] <Jovet> kakemanz: it might just be "minecraft" wiht a blank or text file icon if you have file extensions hidden
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#1675 [14:17] <Jammy> Anyone got any advise on getting sound to work ingame, don't think it's worked since 1.0, i've tried forcing update and i've deleted sound and music folders in roaming/.minecraft/resources
#1676 [14:18] <Jammy> i've checked my sound is at 100% ingame and is more than load enough to hear from system
#1677 [14:19] <kakemanz> no there isn't
#1678 [14:19] <Jovet> kakemanz: look in your .minecraft and .minecraft\bin folders.
#1679 [14:20] <Jovet> kakemanz: if you have file extensions hidden, go to Tools -> Folder Options -> View -> Hide file extensions for known types and turn that off
#1680 [14:21] <Jammy> Jovet: would it be a hidden file?
#1681 [14:21] <Jovet> Jammy: I wasn't talking to you
#1682 [14:21] <Jovet> Jammy: unless your nickname is "kakemanz"
#1683 [14:21] <Jammy> Jovet: I know, you were talking to kake but I was just questioning incase it was and you hadn't thought of that :)
#1684 [14:22] <kakemanz> there, found it in my .minecraft folder
#1685 [14:22] <Jovet> Jammy: I don't have any suggestions for your sound problem, but if you hang around a bit someone else might chime in.
#1686 [14:22] <Jammy> Jovet: ok thanks :)
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#1688 [14:22] <Jovet> kakemanz: open it up with Notepad. Press Ctrl+A to select it all, then Ctrl+C to Copy it. Go to http://pastebin.com and Paste it into the box and click Submit. Give us the URL it takes you to here.
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#1690 [14:24] <kakemanz> http://pastebin.com/Q2H37u0P
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#1692 [14:26] <Jovet> thanks kakemanz.... that is a start.
#1693 [14:26] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: are you still around?
#1694 [14:26] <kakemanz> alrighty
#1695 [14:28] <Jovet> I'm gonna need some help interpreting that one correctly though. So hang on.
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#1698 [14:30] <DjM1zw1z> yes
#1699 [14:31] <minecraftmatt> hey i used to have a .bat file that prevented this crash thing in minecraft but since the update i aciidently deleted and cant redo it could u help me....
#1700 [14:31] <minecraftmatt> this is what it was java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame pause
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#1702 [14:32] <Trevelian> Hello all :)
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#1704 [14:33] <Trevelian> I come here with a quick question, i run a small server with friends and i dont know why drops stay forever on the ground Oo
#1705 [14:33] <minecraftmatt> ..........?
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#1707 [14:34] <Trevelian> when i search i found that drops disapear after 5 minutes but on my server they stay forever Oo
#1708 [14:34] <Trevelian> also when i reboot the server they come back
#1709 [14:35] <minecraftmatt> soz it was a .batch file
#1710 [14:36] <Trevelian> Oo
#1711 [14:36] <minecraftmatt> hello?!?!?!
#1712 [14:36] <TheNoodle> ..
#1713 [14:36] <Trevelian> yes ?
#1714 [14:37] <minecraftmatt> i need help answer my question!
#1715 [14:37] <TheNoodle> ..
#1716 [14:38] <Trevelian> they are all idle :p
#1717 [14:38] <TheNoodle> Well if you know what it was, why do you need help?
#1718 [14:38] <TheNoodle> Also
#1719 [14:38] <TheNoodle> ??> minecraftmatt attitude
#1720 [14:38] <VoxelHead> minecraftmatt: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1721 [14:38] <VoxelHead> minecraftmatt: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1722 [14:39] <Jammy> hehe, surprised someone made that option :P
#1723 [14:39] <minecraftmatt> i never said u were but i have had no acknoledgement to my question
#1724 [14:39] <TheNoodle> minecraftmatt
#1725 [14:39] <TheNoodle> Given that you've ignored me when i've asked you a question...
#1726 [14:40] <minecraftmatt> im not a nerd i came here for help
#1727 [14:40] <TheNoodle> No, you're not a nerd, you're an idiot.
#1728 [14:40] <TheNoodle> If you know what the contents of the batch file was, why are you here?
#1729 [14:41] * Jammy wonders what TheNoodle asked since he can't see the question :S
#1729 [14:41] <minecraftmatt> ah because it doesnt run it like stops!
#1730 [14:41] <TheNoodle> Jammy, Well if you know what it was, why do you need help?
#1731 [14:41] <TheNoodle> That question :p
#1732 [14:41] <Jammy> ooh ok :P
#1733 [14:42] <TheNoodle> minecraftmatt, that's because the syntax is wrong, wait for someone to correct if for you or google.
#1734 [14:42] <minecraftmatt> sooo what do i do?:D
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#1737 [14:43] <Jammy> minecraftmatt what is the error you're getting?
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#1739 [14:44] <Gorgar44> i am getting an error when i try to log onto my favorite server: internal exception: java.net.sockettimeoutexception:read timed out
#1740 [14:44] <minecraftmatt> um i run the .bat cause it prevents the java se binary error message that occurs in game
#1741 [14:45] <Trevelian> Someone know why on my minecraft server the droped items stay forever on the ground? when i read the wiki its supposed to disapear after 5 minutes
#1742 [14:46] <Jammy> probably server option
#1743 [14:46] <Gorgar44> is that a problem with me or the server?
#1744 [14:46] <Jammy> server setup/config
#1745 [14:46] <Jammy> assuming it is a server option at all :P
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#1747 [14:47] <Gorgar44> i can connect to the server just fine, but i cant log in, i always get that message
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#1749 [14:48] <TheNoodle> It isn't an option :p
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#1753 [14:50] <Gorgar44> ?
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#1755 [14:50] <mr_wibble> hello
#1756 [14:51] <Gorgar44> i am getting an error when i try to log onto my favorite server: internal exception: java.net.sockettimeoutexception:read timed out
#1757 [14:51] <Gorgar44> is that a problem with me or the server?
#1758 [14:51] <Gorgar44> i can connect to the server just fine but i cant log in
#1759 [14:51] <mr_wibble> same here
#1760 [14:51] <mr_wibble> brb :p
#1761 [14:51] <Gorgar44> what server u on?
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#1763 [14:52] <Gorgar44> -.-
#1764 [14:52] * Zurxo [Zurxo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1765 [14:52] <Gorgar44> :|
#1766 [14:52] <Zurxo> hello
#1767 [14:52] <Gorgar44> hello
#1768 [14:52] <Zurxo> im back
#1769 [14:52] <Zurxo> i changed my name
#1770 [14:53] <Gorgar44> congratulations
#1771 [14:53] <Zurxo> so whats ur problem?
#1772 [14:53] <Gorgar44> i am getting an error when i try to log onto my favorite server: internal exception: java.net.sockettimeoutexception:read timed out
#1773 [14:53] <Gorgar44> is that a problem with me or the server?
#1774 [14:53] <Zurxo> the server
#1775 [14:53] <Zurxo> actually
#1776 [14:53] <Zurxo> thats a glitch
#1777 [14:53] <Gorgar44> because i can connect but i cant log in
#1778 [14:53] <Zurxo> weird
#1779 [14:54] <Gorgar44> what kind of glitch?
#1780 [14:54] <Zurxo> server side glitch
#1781 [14:54] <Gorgar44> oh..
#1782 [14:54] <Gorgar44> darn
#1783 [14:54] <Gorgar44> been like that since last night
#1784 [14:54] <Zurxo> i have seen it on other servers too
#1785 [14:54] <Zurxo> my problem is worse though
#1786 [14:54] <Zurxo> -.-
#1787 [14:54] <Gorgar44> u know what the owner has to do to fix it?
#1788 [14:54] <Zurxo> i cant login to the minecraft.exe client
#1789 [14:55] <Gorgar44> whats ur problem?
#1790 [14:55] <Gorgar44> oh
#1791 [14:55] <Zurxo> i can login to their webpage
#1792 [14:55] <Gorgar44> try forceupdate, then log in?
#1793 [14:55] <Zurxo> but not their client
#1794 [14:55] <Zurxo> thats not the problem
#1795 [14:55] <Gorgar44> delete it, then redownload it
#1796 [14:55] <Zurxo> i can use other accounts
#1797 [14:55] <Gorgar44> oh, its account related
#1798 [14:55] <Zurxo> but not the one called zurxo
#1799 [14:55] <Zurxo> yea
#1800 [14:56] <Gorgar44> well..... idk, ask mojang? i dont think MC help can help with that?
#1801 [14:58] <Zurxo> i went to www.minecraft.net/support
#1802 [14:58] <Zurxo> and now im here -.-
#1803 [14:58] <TheNoodle> Zurxo, what's the problem?
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#1807 [15:01] <Zurxo> I cant access my minecraft accoun
#1808 [15:01] <Zurxo> *account
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#1810 [15:02] <Zurxo> i can access their webpage
#1811 [15:02] <Zurxo> but i cant log into the minecraft client
#1812 [15:02] <TheNoodle> Okay, operating system?
#1813 [15:02] <Zurxo> thats not the problem
#1814 [15:02] <Zurxo> its account related
#1815 [15:02] <TheNoodle> And when did the problem start occuring?
#1816 [15:02] <Zurxo> when 1.0 was released
#1817 [15:02] <TheNoodle> So you can log in to other accounts using the launcher?
#1818 [15:02] <Zurxo> i can use other accounts
#1819 [15:03] <Zurxo> yea
#1820 [15:03] <TheNoodle> In that case, your only option is to email support@mojang.com
#1821 [15:03] <Zurxo> What should i write to them? O_o
#1822 [15:03] <Zurxo> Write my story?
#1823 [15:04] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, we need to get jobs at mojang so we can help with account issues...
#1824 [15:04] <Zurxo> are you guys responsible for this help channel?
#1825 [15:04] <TheNytangel> Yeah
#1826 [15:04] <Zurxo> nice
#1827 [15:04] <Zurxo> i was here before
#1828 [15:04] <TheNoodle> TheNytangel, tbh it is a viable option, the users in this channel are some of the most active helpers for minecraft anywhere :P
#1829 [15:05] <TheNytangel> Only mojang person here is mollstam, but he never helps us :P
#1830 [15:05] <Zurxo> lol!
#1831 [15:05] <Zurxo> well, im swedish
#1832 [15:05] <Zurxo> we have the same blood, maybe he's answering to me
#1833 [15:05] <Zurxo> xD
#1834 [15:05] <Zurxo> jk
#1835 [15:05] <TheNoodle> mollstam, Thoughts on giving Grey and maybe a few others access to basic account information so we can help with account issues?
#1836 [15:06] <TheNoodle> Actually..
#1837 [15:06] <TheNoodle> ;memo send mollstam Thoughts on giving Grey and maybe a few others access to basic account information so we can help with account issues?
#1838 [15:06] <WugBot> I'll pass that on to mollstam when next he's active.
#1839 [15:06] <Gorgar44> its true, i come here all the time for help
#1840 [15:06] <Zurxo> really?
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#1842 [15:07] <Zurxo> can you guys tell him?
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#1844 [15:07] <Zurxo> because i think the support@mojang.com support would be spammed
#1845 [15:07] <TheNytangel`> TheNoodle, HA
#1846 [15:07] <TheNytangel`> Like they would do that...
#1847 [15:07] <Zurxo> *is spammed
#1848 [15:07] <TheNoodle> They might give grey access, given that he owns the channel.
#1849 [15:07] <TheNoodle> They need to sort their shit out though >.>
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#1851 [15:08] * Gorgar44 likes greyvulpine
#1851 [15:08] <TheNytangel`> God damn my internet...
#1852 [15:08] <Zurxo> whos Grey?
#1853 [15:08] * Gorgar44 gives grevulpine a cookie
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#1854 [15:08] <TheNytangel`> TheNoodle, but then grey isn't on all the time
#1855 [15:08] <mr_fribble> Hi. First time today. Bought, downloaded but can't begin because of a "video card driver" status problem. What
#1856 [15:08] <TheNoodle> He isn't, but it would be a great start :P
#1857 [15:08] <TheNytangel`> Like he isn't on now
#1858 [15:09] <TheNoodle> mr_fribble, operating system?
#1859 [15:09] <TheNytangel`> Or he is, but he just ignores us
#1860 [15:09] <smerft> so my game will play for about ten minutes and then it shouts off and says there was an error
#1861 [15:09] <TheNoodle> smerft, put the error on http://pastebin.com
#1862 [15:10] <TheNytangel`> We also need more helpers who know how to use mac/linux systems...
#1863 [15:10] <TheNytangel`> !ping
#1864 [15:10] <GreyBot> TheNytangel` Your Ping time was 0.936 seconds.
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#1866 [15:10] <TheNytangel> I have so much lag right now...
#1867 [15:10] <TheNoodle> Linux yes, mac hell no.
#1868 [15:10] <TheNoodle> I'll buy a mini at some point :P
#1869 [15:10] <mr_fribble> how do I, a dinosaur, correct or find a acceleralted GL mode. operating system is XP
#1870 [15:11] <TheNoodle> ??> mr_fribble win/dxdiag
#1871 [15:11] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1872 [15:11] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#1873 [15:11] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, did you see the picture I posted yesterday/
#1874 [15:11] <TheNytangel> ?*
#1875 [15:11] <TheNoodle> Nope, i was fighting fires :p
#1876 [15:12] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, http://imgur.com/0nO8X <-- I cut my toenails for the first time in 4 years yesterday. That is a before picture :)
#1877 [15:12] <TheNoodle> :|
#1878 [15:12] <TheNoodle> not sure if want to click...
#1879 [15:12] <TheNytangel> It isn't that bad
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#1881 [15:13] <TheNoodle> mmhm, that's not that long lol
#1882 [15:13] <TheNytangel> I sense some sarcasm..
#1883 [15:13] <mib_y511hb> hey, whenever i try to play classic theres always something that says 'switching applet' then the screen turns to dark
#1884 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_y511hb - What operating system?
#1885 [15:14] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine :D
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#1887 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1888 [15:14] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle had an idea
#1889 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Uh-oh
#1890 [15:14] <mib_y511hb> idk, im using a pc with firefox, i try other browsers but same result, i think its java but idk
#1891 [15:14] <TheNoodle> lol
#1892 [15:14] <TheNytangel> Yeah, the lightbulb almost broke when it came on
#1893 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_y511hb - Windows or mac?
#1894 [15:15] <TheNoodle> ignore me grey, 99% chance I'll be ignored.
#1895 [15:15] <mib_y511hb> windows
#1896 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_y511hb - Try a complete uninstall/reinstall of java
#1897 [15:15] <mib_y511hb> ok
#1898 [15:15] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, he thought mojang should give you basic account access or something
#1899 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Hah, right, that's not going to happen
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#1901 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Good idea though
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#1903 [15:16] <TheNoodle> silly mojang >.>
#1904 [15:16] <Jovet> Anyone know what's going on here? MC is locking up after logging in: http://pastebin.com/Q2H37u0P
#1905 [15:16] <coltcolt> we can i expect my minecraft payment to go through? i really want to play already! haha
#1906 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Jovet - Windows username has a ! mark in it?
#1907 [15:17] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, the least they could do is send someone into here to help with accounts
#1908 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Not the minecraft username, but the windows account name has a ! mark in it
#1909 [15:18] <kakemanz> so Jovet, I was just in the shower, you figure anything out for me?
#1910 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - We sometimes, on rare occasions, see the almighty tobias in here
#1911 [15:19] <Kodismack> Alright, this is what's happing. I'm trying to download minecraft 1.0.0, but it gives me an error that says failed to update fatal error 4 PLZZZ HELP ME!
#1912 [15:19] <TheNytangel> Rare occasions like Christmas? :o
#1913 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - What is the full error text?
#1914 [15:19] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: ooo I forgot about that
#1915 [15:19] <TheNytangel> Plus, that isn't enough. We need oe here 12/7
#1916 [15:19] <Jovet> kakemanz: are you still around?
#1917 [15:19] <TheNytangel> one*
#1918 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Jovet - The nullexceptionpointer is a clue for !.
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#1920 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> bleh, nullpointerexception
#1921 [15:19] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: thanks for the tip
#1922 [15:20] <TheNoodle> A tightly controlled api would work, only give a key to grey and whitelist to a single box :P
#1923 [15:20] <Kodismack> fatal error occurred (4): null
#1924 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Betting you have avira antivirus, yes?
#1925 [15:20] <Jovet> kakemanz: ahh you responded before I could catch up. lol On the top of your start menu does it show your Windows account name?
#1926 [15:20] <Kodismack> No, I don't.
#1927 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Are you sure about that? What antivirus software do you use?
#1928 [15:20] <Kodismack> let me see....
#1929 [15:21] <Kodismack> Kaspersky anti-virus
#1930 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.. I think 90% of the error 4: null errors we've seen in the past month or two have been because of avira AV..
#1931 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Could you try disabling kaspersky's firewall/internet security to test?
#1932 [15:22] <Kodismack> I'll try
#1933 [15:22] <TheNytangel> Hmm
#1934 [15:22] <TheNytangel> 63 farmville requests...
#1935 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#1936 [15:23] <Kodismack> no, didn't work
#1937 [15:23] <mr_fribble> dx diag status: 'No problems found' only one I didn't get was the draw one. ideas on this 'video driver' issue preventing play?
#1938 [15:23] <TheNoodle> mr_fribble, read the instructions again.
#1939 [15:23] <coltcolt> um i paid for minecraft last night. when can i expect to be able to actually play?
#1940 [15:24] <mr_fribble> your instructions noodle? or others
#1941 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> coltcolt - Premium status can be immediate, but it has also been known to take several hours for the transaction to go through
#1942 [15:24] <Jovet> coltcolt: we had this discussion earlier. The answer hasn't changed!
#1943 [15:24] <TheNoodle> ??> mr_fribble win/dxdiag
#1944 [15:24] <TheNytangel> ??>> mr_fribble win/dxdiag
#1945 [15:24] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1946 [15:24] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#1947 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Kaspersky is the only antivirus/security software on your machine?
#1948 [15:24] <Kodismack> Yes.
#1949 [15:25] <Kodismack> I've even tryd to search on my computer
#1950 [15:25] <Zw> Hmm, some people on my server took the dragon in under 10min. Is that posible? Without dying?
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#1952 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> What have you done with kaspersky so far, did you disable only a specific part of it, or the entire thing?
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#1954 [15:26] <TheNytangel`> Internet sucks today...
#1955 [15:26] <Jovet> Zw: in creative mode, yes
#1956 [15:26] <Zw> they was in survival
#1957 [15:26] <Zw> so i wonder if they cheated.
#1958 [15:26] <Kodismack> Ive deselected Enable protection
#1959 [15:26] <Jovet> Zw: are you the only ones with Ops on the server?
#1960 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Kaspersky has different protection modules, you may need to look deeper.
#1961 [15:27] <Zw> yes
#1962 [15:27] <Kodismack> but were?
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#1965 [15:27] <Jovet> Zw: they defeated in in 10 minutes after they signed on for the first time, or 10 minutes after they started fighting it?
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#1967 [15:28] <Zw> They joined server today, suddenly they had a dragon egg. (I have hawktool to logg stuff) They said they used 10min, but even some flames was tere
#1968 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Could you give me a copy of your hosts file? Follow VoxelHead's instructions:
#1969 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> Kodismack win/hosts
#1970 [15:28] <VoxelHead> Kodismack: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1971 [15:28] <VoxelHead> Kodismack: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1972 [15:29] <Kodismack> ok I'lll try that
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#1975 [15:29] <Rizzo> Hello
#1976 [15:29] <Jovet> Zw: that is awfully suspicious. ;) but I dunno
#1977 [15:29] <Jovet> hi Rizzo
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#1980 [15:30] <Zw> yeah :/
#1981 [15:30] <Zw> trying to find a way to catch em
#1982 [15:31] <Jovet> Zw: it's your server, if you think they're causin trouble just ban them
#1983 [15:31] <Zw> yeah
#1984 [15:31] <Jovet> kakemanz: are you still there?
#1985 [15:31] <kendle> for some reason i cant load the singleplayer free outdated version of minecraft. it says i need to update my jave files but jave wont let me
#1986 [15:31] <Jovet> kendle: what type of computer do you have?
#1987 [15:31] <kendle> vista
#1988 [15:31] <Kodismack> # Copyright (c) 1993-2009 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name s
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#1990 [15:31] <DjM1zw1z> heehoo
#1991 [15:31] <Jovet> Not here Kodismack!
#1992 [15:32] <Kodismack> ahahhah
#1993 [15:32] <Kodismack> lol
#1994 [15:32] <Kodismack> where
#1995 [15:32] <kendle> us
#1996 [15:32] <TheNoodle> http://pastebin.com
#1997 [15:32] <Jovet> Kodismack: go to http://pastebin.com and paste it in the box there, then click Submit, and copy/paste the web address it takes you to.
#1998 [15:32] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: did you ever try that file I suggested you try?
#1999 [15:33] <Kodismack> ok i did what now?
#2000 [15:33] <DjM1zw1z> sorry no
#2001 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Give us the URL after you submit it
#2002 [15:34] <Kodismack> Is this safe?
#2003 [15:34] <Kodismack> http://pastebin.com/ZbgYy78T
#2004 [15:35] <Jovet> Kodismack: yes
#2005 [15:35] <Kodismack> you got it?
#2006 [15:35] <Jovet> yes we do
#2007 [15:35] <Kodismack> What now?
#2008 [15:35] <Jovet> Kodismack: that's the entire file?
#2009 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, that looks clean..
#2010 [15:36] <Kodismack> ??? yesss
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#2012 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> Kodismack - Do you get anything else other than fatal error 4: null?
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#2014 [15:36] <Kodismack> clean, is that a good thing
#2015 [15:37] <Kodismack> no
#2016 [15:37] <Kodismack> that's all i get
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#2019 [15:38] <Kodismack> hello?
#2020 [15:38] <Nivir> Is there a way to get back to running the beta 1.8.1 client?
#2021 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> Gotta be some sort of security software on your computer blocking it Kodismack
#2022 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> Nivir - Only if you had the foresight of backing it up yourself before you updated... otherwise, wait for mcnostalgia to update
#2023 [15:40] <Kodismack> I'm at a place that has the websence web blocker... could that have something to do with it??
#2024 [15:40] <GreyVulpine> It could be
#2025 [15:40] <Kodismack> probobly
#2026 [15:41] <Kodismack> thanks for your help
#2027 [15:41] <TheNoodle> <3 cudahashcat
#2028 [15:41] <Jovet> I think the people I was trying to help earlier were having a similar problem.
#2029 [15:41] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: Pay attention to GreyVulpine's instructions for Kodismack!
#2030 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> Hrm?
#2031 [15:42] <Jovet> he can't get 1.8.1 to update at all
#2032 [15:42] <mr_fribble> http://pastebin.com/u/PJRedmond
#2033 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> Error?
#2034 [15:43] <Jovet> <DjM1zw1z> With avast on it locks and freezes. When disabled it asks me to update and when i say yes it updates but stays at 1.8
#2035 [15:43] <Jovet> <DjM1zw1z> When i force update it does the same with it on or off
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#2037 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> That's.. not right
#2038 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> When you force update, it should blow away the 1.8.1 minecraft.jar.
#2039 [15:45] <alexius98> I just byt this game and i just schot the computer down. How du I log in to the game?
#2040 [15:45] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: I had him rename his .minecraft folder and try again andit didn't make any difference.
#2041 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Is he absolutely sure it's downloading 1.8.1 still? How is he checking?
#2042 [15:47] <Jovet> I will let him answer that (I assume he was just reading the version in the game)
#2043 [15:48] <mr_fribble> Rookie here. Do I paste the postbin url here and some really smart guys continue to try and help a dinosaur? http://pastebin.com/u/PJRedmond
#2044 [15:48] <Jovet> mr_fribble: yes
#2045 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - Your pastebins are marked private, I see nothing there
#2046 [15:48] <DjM1zw1z> When i clicked Update Now it finished the update progress bar but did nothing to the version
#2047 [15:48] <mr_fribble> oops. back in a minute. I'm learning here.
#2048 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - How are you checking the version? Are you actually looking in-game, or just at the news feed?
#2049 [15:49] <DjM1zw1z> In Game
#2050 [15:49] <DjM1zw1z> News it says "Minecraft 1.0"
#2051 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> The lower left corner says 1.8.1 beta still?
#2052 [15:49] <Ketsueki> Am I the only one having issues with the login server?
#2053 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - I had no problems logging in just a second ago
#2054 [15:50] <DjM1zw1z> Yea
#2055 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - How are you launching minecraft, with the minecraft launcher from minecraft.net/download?
#2056 [15:50] <DjM1zw1z> I tried both, same problem
#2057 [15:50] <Jovet> Ketsueki: the log-in severs can be flaky, just try again every few minutes until it works.
#2058 [15:50] <Ketsueki> GreyVulpine: I had major issues (4 attempts req) to sign in to the /client/ 2 hours ago, and have been having issues signing in to my SMP server ever since (as in, whenever I've tried after that, it times out)
#2059 [15:51] <DjM1zw1z> Another problem now, When i dont update and click Not Now, It freezes at done loading.
#2060 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - Windows?
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#2062 [15:51] <DjM1zw1z> 7 HP
#2063 [15:51] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: I don't know how you could be actually runnin the game (1.8.1 or otherwise) when we renamed your .minecraft folder. hmm
#2064 [15:52] <DjM1zw1z> It created a new folder with 2 files.
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#2066 [15:52] <mr_fribble> try here: http://pastebin.com/8yrM2Qyb
#2067 [15:52] <mib_Commander_Faol> Hey Guys
#2068 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Little confused as well. 1.8.1 is no longer available on the minecraft CDN
#2069 [15:52] <mib_Commander_Faol> I'm from the Elder Scrolls Wiki
#2070 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> This is #minecrafthelp.
#2071 [15:52] <Jovet> mr_fribble: that's a pretty old computer :(
#2072 [15:52] <mib_Commander_Faol> I want to download Minecraft
#2073 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> Launcher's available at minecraft.net/download
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#2075 [15:53] <Jovet> mib_Commander_Faol: you have to buy it. then you can download it.
#2076 [15:53] <mib_Commander_Faol> For my Dell Inspiron Laptop
#2077 [15:53] <mib_Commander_Faol> For my Dell Inspiron Laptop
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#2079 [15:53] <mib_Commander_Faol> But I am not sure it will run well
#2080 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> Try the demo
#2081 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> ?? demo
#2082 [15:53] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2083 [15:53] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2084 [15:53] <Jovet> Ketsueki: still there?
#2085 [15:53] <DjM1zw1z> Oh.
#2086 [15:53] <mr_fribble> Yeah I'm trying to allow it for the kids to whom I've promised minecraft. No good?
#2087 [15:53] <mib_Commander_Faol> Oh thanks guys
#2088 [15:54] <mib_Commander_Faol> Cheers
#2089 [15:54] <mib_Commander_Faol> You guys are da bomb
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#2091 [15:55] <Jovet> mr_fribble: with some more RAM and a real graphics card you would be okay.
#2092 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> I really doubt minecraft will run well on mr_fribble's computer, if at all
#2093 [15:55] <Jovet> mr_fribble: your current graphics hardware is not going to work though, Intel drivers don't support current OpenGL
#2094 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> less than half a gig of RAM, and an integrated intel graphics chipset, which shares part of that RAM to do 3d acceleration
#2095 [15:55] <Jovet> and what Grey said
#2096 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft itself, tries to reserve up to a gig of RAM for itself.
#2097 [15:56] <Jovet> mr_fribble: so if you're considered geting a new computer, that'd be the course of action.
#2098 [15:56] <DjM1zw1z> demo works.
#2099 [15:57] <Ketsueki> Jovet: yeah
#2100 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - Nuke the files in %appdata%/.minecraft/ and make sure minecraft isn't running when you do that
#2101 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> Also, redownload the launcher from minecraft.net/download
#2102 [15:57] <Ketsueki> Jovet: did you need help, or just moral support for what I already knew?
#2103 [15:58] <Jovet> Ketsueki: I was wondering about your problems you were having getting onto your server.
#2104 [15:58] <mr_fribble> ok so it's confession time. I have'nt done card switching in five years, sonce these things became throwaway. Where do I go to get a real graphics card? and what does it say on the box. Or alternatively, what computer min do I find laying around for it to work. I'm grateful for your patience and help here. I get to make it work.
#2105 [15:58] <Ketsueki> Jovet: it's issue connecting to/communicating with the login server
#2106 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> mr_fribble - Truthfully, you'd be better off with a new computer, one that's of the past few years or newer.
#2107 [15:58] <Jovet> Ketsueki: oh. what error message are you getting...?
#2108 [15:58] <Ketsueki> 2011-11-25 20:53:58 [INFO] Disconnecting /71.212.18.112:56226: Took too long to log in
#2109 [15:58] <Ketsueki> java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#2110 [15:59] <Jovet> Ketsueki: is it a server you are running yourself?
#2111 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - Tried moving/deleting the player's .dat file from the world/players/ folder?
#2112 [16:00] <mr_fribble> I have a few other not ancient but retired office towers around, but I guess the strengths are different from the gaming stuff?
#2113 [16:00] <DjM1zw1z> greyvulpine: same problem
#2114 [16:00] <Ketsueki> Jovet: yeah, running it my self at a datacenter in cali.
#2115 [16:00] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - That is.. extremely strange.
#2116 [16:00] <Ketsueki> GreyVulpine: why would that help at all?
#2117 [16:00] <Jovet> Ketsueki: upgrade it to version 1.0.1.
#2118 [16:00] <Ketsueki> Jovet: Denied. My mods aren't out for 1.x yet
#2119 [16:01] <Jovet> Ketsueki: what version are you running now?
#2120 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - Sometimes, that error is from a corrupt player file. moving/deleting the player.dat file forces the server to make a new one
#2121 [16:01] <Ketsueki> 1.8.1 + mods
#2122 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> Otherwise, it's a network connectivity/security software/firewall issue
#2123 [16:01] <Jovet> Ketsueki: ...or Mod issue...
#2124 [16:01] <Ketsueki> Jovet: it /was/ working fine last night and I didn't change anything
#2125 [16:01] <Jovet> Ketsueki: can anyone else get onto the server okay or just you?
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#2127 [16:02] <Ketsueki> Jovet: someone else earlier this morning
#2128 [16:02] <DjM1zw1z> If it was legal to distribute jars my MC life would be easier
#2129 [16:02] <Jovet> mr_fribble: not likely. If you know their specs, you could tell us, but office computers aren't usually going to work well for games like Minecraft.
#2130 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - Hmm, try a snapshot? it's 1.0.0 by itself
#2131 [16:02] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: sorry, we don't make those rules.
#2132 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> ?? snapshot
#2133 [16:02] <VoxelHead> snapshot: Latest snapshot is http://assets.minecraft.net/11w47a/minecraft.jar
#2134 [16:03] <kermie> WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU DONT HAVE A VIDEO CARD DRIVER
#2135 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> That should be a 1.0.0 snapshot for minecraft, replace the minecraft.jar in your %appdata%/.minecraft/bin folder
#2136 [16:03] <Jovet> kermie: you press Caps Lock!
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#2138 [16:03] <kermie> WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU DONT HAVE A VIDEO CARD DRIVER
#2139 [16:03] <DjM1zw1z> snapshot.. Sorry i dont understand
#2140 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> kermie - OMGOMGOMGOMG, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A VIDEO CARD DRIVER, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE STUFF ON YOUR SCREEN
#2141 [16:03] <Jovet> lol Grey
#2142 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - Download the minecraft.jar from my link there. replace the minecraft.jar in your %appdata%/.minecraft/bin folder
#2143 [16:03] <mr_fribble> jovet-- I guess I'm off to craigslist or somewhere. Would doubling the RAM to 1G do it or I'm always going to bump my head on the processor ceiling?
#2144 [16:04] <kermie> WELL THEN HOW DO YOU UPDATE IT SO MINECRAFT WILL WORK??????????????????????
#2145 [16:04] <Jovet> mr_fribble: it would help, sure, but you still need better graphics hardware too.
#2146 [16:04] <Jovet> mr_fribble: 2 GB would be better.
#2147 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> kermie - MAYBE IF YOU STOP USING CAPS LOCK AND SCREAMING AT US, WE'LL HELP?
#2148 [16:04] <Morrolan> kermie: Start by disabling capslock. :)
#2149 [16:04] <Shadow386> ^
#2150 [16:04] <kermie> Ok sorry
#2151 [16:04] * Shadow386 hides from GreyVulpine
#2151 [16:04] <Morrolan> Also, 'lo everyone
#2152 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> kermie - Thank you. Could you first tell us what operating system you're on?
#2153 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> o/
#2154 [16:05] <kermie> Like windows?
#2155 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#2156 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters__> windows xp?
#2157 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters__> ...
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#2159 [16:05] <kermie> Well it says hp on the laptop
#2160 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters__> Crusaderdeleters is banned on #minecraft
#2161 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> kermie - Please follow VoxelHead's instructions. It'll give us an idea of what video card you have, and thus, we can recommend a driver for you
#2162 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> kermie win/dxdiag
#2163 [16:05] <kermie> k
#2164 [16:05] <DjM1zw1z> downloading jar
#2165 [16:05] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2166 [16:05] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#2167 [16:06] <kermie> That confuses me!?!?!?!?!
#2168 [16:06] <Morrolan> Follow the instructions, step by step. It'll work out just fine.
#2169 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> what part?
#2170 [16:06] <kermie> Ok
#2171 [16:06] <Morrolan> And yea, if you're stuck somewhere poke Grey about it. :P
#2172 [16:07] <kermie> Where is the Win key??
#2173 [16:07] * GreyVulpine grrrs.
#2173 [16:07] <mr_fribble> ok so I'm intrigued. Are the graphics hardware cards just like the ones for ethernet which slip in and out of the board and like that? Put more specifically, what do I want in a graphics card. It's ok here for you to say "get a [specfic one]"
#2174 [16:07] <Morrolan> The key with the windows logo, that flag, on it.
#2175 [16:07] <DjM1zw1z> GreyVulpine, Umm ive got Minecraft 11W47A lol
#2176 [16:07] <Jovet> the "Win" or "Windows" key has the Windows logo on it, between Ctrl and Alt
#2177 [16:07] <Morrolan> Lower left of your keyboard, most likely.
#2178 [16:07] <kermie> O
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#2180 [16:08] <Jovet> mr_fribble: yes, but they require a special slot since they need to move more data around than a mere ethernet card. If you want to upgrade the graphics card you need to find out what kind of slot it requires so you can aquire an accomodating graphics card.
#2181 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - I guess that works...? it's still 1.0.0
#2182 [16:08] <DjM1zw1z> Lets test.. Brb
#2183 [16:09] <DjM1zw1z> THANK YOU GREYVULPINE :D :D
#2184 [16:09] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2184 [16:10] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: if you have old worlds you want to play, they should be inside the ".minecraft OLD\Saves" folder.
#2185 [16:10] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: if you copy and paste the "saves" folder from there into the new ".minecraft" folder you'll get them back.
#2186 [16:10] <DjM1zw1z> they are. I transferred the files from OLD to the normal and replaced the jar
#2187 [16:10] <Morrolan> Is anyone else noticing heavy lag in certain worlds when opening them in MCEdit?
#2188 [16:10] <Morrolan> If anyone here's a regular MCEdit user, that is.
#2189 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> Haven't been able to play 1.0.0 since it came out
#2190 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Much less try out MCedit
#2191 [16:11] <Jovet> not once, GreyVulpine?? <!!>
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#2194 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Gah, I wish.
#2195 [16:11] <Morrolan> Oh, I didn't get to play that much either, but ought to set up a new world on MCedit, and it's pretty annoying. :S
#2196 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> I think the last time I've played minecraft heavily was back in 1.6/1.7
#2197 [16:11] <Jovet> mr_fribble: did that answer your question?
#2198 [16:12] <mr_fribble> last one: Think any of the previous betas of minecraft would work while I figure out where to buy a new computer? or do I just do that, once I save up for one. Boy are my kids gong to be pissed. I told them I was going to learn from the really smart guys what the answer is. Which I guess I did.
#2199 [16:12] <Jovet> mr_fribble: yes previous betas might work, but there's no way for you to legitimately obtain them.
#2200 [16:12] <Morrolan> Whoa, that's quite a gap, Grey. Lost interest, or too much work?
#2201 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> Both
#2202 [16:12] <Morrolan> Jovet: Is MCNostalgia still alive?
#2203 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Should be, but I don't know if it's updated for 1.0.0 yet
#2204 [16:13] <Jovet> Morrolan: I think so, but not sure that would alleviate the graphics hardware woes they're having.
#2205 [16:13] <Morrolan> No idea, but it would allow him to try it out.
#2206 [16:13] <Morrolan> But I agree, chances are slim.
#2207 [16:13] <DjM1zw1z> Is it illegal to download jars or just to post them or both?
#2208 [16:13] <Morrolan> Depends on your country. ;)
#2209 [16:13] <Jovet> the demo would be more of a better chance. mr_fribble, have you tried downloading the demo?
#2210 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> DjM1zw1z - It's against the Terms of service to distribute minecraft files
#2211 [16:14] <DjM1zw1z> UK :D
#2212 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> ?? tos
#2213 [16:14] <VoxelHead> tos: http://www.minecraft.net/terms - Yes, if you bought the game in beta, you get the full release too.
#2214 [16:14] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: If you've bought the game then you have a license to use the .jar files. If you haven't bought it, you don't, and it's illegal to have them.
#2215 [16:14] <DjM1zw1z> !paid Djm1zw1z
#2216 [16:14] <DjM1zw1z> Yup im fine
#2217 [16:15] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: I remember you did that earlier ;)
#2218 [16:15] <DjM1zw1z> I love doing it
#2219 [16:15] <Jovet> there was a guy yesterday who refused to tell me what his minecraft name was. he was a total punk, and I'm pretty sure he didn't pay for it despite his claims to the contrary.
#2220 [16:16] <DjM1zw1z> do not do !paid notch
#2221 [16:16] <DjM1zw1z> if you want to know why.. watch
#2222 [16:16] <DjM1zw1z> !paid notch
#2223 [16:16] * AuBot kicked DjM1zw1z from #minecrafthelp (Reason: jM1zw1z :notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#2224 [16:16] <Morrolan> I think most of us seen it by now...
#2225 [16:17] <Morrolan> have seen*
#2226 [16:17] <Jovet> just slightly.
#2227 [16:17] <Morrolan> It's like the first thing people do when they find out about !paid. :P
#2228 [16:17] <mr_fribble> ok so remember I'm a greyhair. I bought the game. Do I see that a week ago I might have got the older versions?
#2229 [16:17] <Jovet> if you guys are around when kakemanz wakes up, I think he might have the ! username problem.
#2230 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> Jovet - Did you get that nullpointerexception guy straightened out?
#2231 [16:17] <rymate1234> !paid Jeb
#2232 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, that answered my question.
#2233 [16:17] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: he said he was using 1.8.1 and mods, so I did not.
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#2235 [16:18] <DjM1zw1z> I got booted
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#2237 [16:18] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: you're the first person to ever do that! wow!
#2238 [16:18] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2238 [16:18] <Morrolan> whoa, you got booted? Totally missed that. :3
#2239 [16:18] <DjM1zw1z> Do !paid notch
#2240 [16:18] <Morrolan> Oh, wait, I forgot something.
#2241 [16:18] <ShaRose> pffft notch didn't pay for minecraft he gave himself a copy manually~
#2242 [16:19] <Jovet> DjM1zw1z: we're older and wiser than that, you can't pull a fast one like that on us.
#2243 [16:19] <Morrolan> <irony>whoa, you got booted? Totally missed that. :3</irony>
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#2245 [16:19] * Jovet agrees with ShaRose, technically.
#2245 [16:19] <Morrolan> mr_fribble: The last update was released on... saturday if I recall correctly.
#2246 [16:19] <_Effect> Jovet: Fixed my mouse problem from yesterday!
#2247 [16:19] <ShaRose> same for jerb with all likelihood
#2248 [16:19] <DjM1zw1z> !paid ChuckNorris
#2249 [16:19] <Jovet> _Effect: refresh me... the "double click" problem?
#2250 [16:19] <ShaRose> unless he played minecraft before he was hired
#2251 [16:19] <Jovet> !paid Chuck Norris
#2252 [16:19] <Morrolan> mr_fribble: You can find out whether you're using the newest client pretty easily. In case you do not use the newest one it'll ask you to update when you log in.
#2253 [16:20] <DjM1zw1z> Lol
#2254 [16:20] <DjM1zw1z> BBL
#2255 [16:20] <DjM1zw1z> BBL
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#2257 [16:20] <_Effect> Yeah! I opened up my mouse, soldered and filed away to fix it
#2258 [16:20] <Jovet> aww it's suppposed to say Minecraft paid for Chuck Norris
#2259 [16:20] <Jovet> _Effect: whoa
#2260 [16:20] <mr_fribble> No I only bought it last night. so i reckon I have 1.0. I just need new gear i guess. Thanks.
#2261 [16:21] <Jovet> (mr_fribble has inferior hardware problems)
#2262 [16:21] <_Effect> Oh, I guess it wasn't from yesterday. Wednesday. But I've been working on it for awhile. :P
#2263 [16:21] <_Effect> His computer's not good enough?
#2264 [16:21] <Jovet> Ketsueki was the one with the mods and server NullPtr problem
#2265 [16:21] <Jovet> _Effect: his or her, yes.
#2266 [16:22] <_Effect> That's not pleasant D:
#2267 [16:22] <Jovet> _Effect: well I'm glad you got it working. That problem wasn't happening outside of Minecraft was it?
#2268 [16:23] <mr_fribble> Hey wait a minute. If I get an 'abler' computer, and login, am I going to have to buy again?
#2269 [16:23] <_Effect> It wasn't. Minecraft was the only thing sensitive enough to pick it up though, I guess
#2270 [16:23] <Jovet> mr_fribble: no. you can play it on any computer.
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#2272 [16:23] <_Effect> It was obvious it was my mouse, so it SHOULD be happening everywhere. But it was unique to minecraft.
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#2274 [16:23] <mr_fribble> ok .. you've been kind. Thanks.
#2275 [16:24] <Jovet> _Effect: well I'm impressed you solved it... I don't think I'd a ever suspecte and taken a mouse apart like that.
#2276 [16:24] <Jackson413> 1.0.1???
#2277 [16:24] <_Effect> This mouse is known for being crap apparently. It's a simple solution really, found a guide online. :P
#2278 [16:24] <Jovet> Jackson413: what about it?
#2279 [16:25] <Jovet> _Effect: what kind of mouse is it? we can be en guarde for it again
#2280 [16:25] <_Effect> Razor Copperhead, there are a few guides kicking around online.
#2281 [16:25] <_Effect> It seems the fix that was posted is good for multiple different varieties of mice though, so I've read in the comments
#2282 [16:27] <Jovet> _Effect: alright, noted ;)
#2283 [16:28] <_Effect> I think I'm gonna kick around here more often, help people out. I love IRC but I've had no place to go for awhile:P
#2284 [16:28] <Jovet> well you're welcome to do so
#2285 [16:28] <Jovet> you can be the hardware mod guru ;)
#2286 [16:29] <_Effect> Haha xD I'm a lot better with servers and modding them
#2287 [16:29] <Jovet> I'll BBL
#2288 [16:29] <_Effect> Aiighs, thanks for helping earlier :)
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#2290 [16:32] <Noobrider> How to play online? Does i have do download anything? PLs Help :D
#2291 [16:32] <_Effect> Noobrider: Do you currently have the basic client downloaded and a paid account?
#2292 [16:32] <Noobrider> yes
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#2294 [16:33] <_Effect> All you need to do is find a server to play on, get the IP, and put it into the multiplayer section. You should be able to log in.
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#2296 [16:34] <Noobrider> are there any "offical" server or public servers i can join?
#2297 [16:35] <_Effect> I don't think so. Most servers are open to the public. Just google search for a server, and pick out of a list.
#2298 [16:36] <Noobrider> thanks :D
#2299 [16:37] <_Effect> No problem! Happy mining :)
#2300 [16:41] <Noobrider> can you advise any servers?
#2301 [16:41] <Jovet|AFK> Noobrider: you can try the #smp channel, or just Google search like he suggested. there are several websites that index servers.
#2302 [16:44] <Jovet|AFK> now I'm really AFK ;)
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#2304 [16:45] <Jackson413> hi all
#2305 [16:45] <kalobd12> hello
#2306 [16:45] <Jackson413> im trying to help this dude /\
#2307 [16:45] <Jackson413> he got a new computer and is having horrible fps problems
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#2309 [16:50] <mib_ck061l> How do you install Minecraft on Linux Ubuntu or Run in the browser?
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#2311 [16:50] <mib_ck061l> Any1 know by any chnance
#2312 [16:52] <_Effect> Jackson413: Still need help?
#2313 [16:52] <Jackson413> yeagh
#2314 [16:52] <Jackson413> he is running an i7
#2315 [16:52] <CaelThunderwing> is it possible to tell a self run server, to save everyting to disk Now, instead of stopping it?
#2316 [16:52] <Jackson413> 6gb ram
#2317 [16:52] <_Effect> Make sure all of his video card drivers are up to date, I fixed the same problem yesterday.
#2318 [16:53] <_Effect> CaelThunderwing: I don't think so. I think bukkit can do it, but if you're running the official server, I don't think you can.
#2319 [16:53] <Jackson413> im telling him that
#2320 [16:54] <_Effect> Also ensure he has java 64bit installed
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#2322 [16:55] <CaelThunderwing> :/ thanks was hopin there was a way ^^;; a friend is making progress in spurts in doing a big pixel art of the flammie from Secret of mana on the server.
#2323 [16:55] <CaelThunderwing> and wante dto do a backup.
#2324 [16:56] <Jackson413> _Effect, any idea how to update an intel card drivers
#2325 [16:56] <_Effect> Ah, I see. I think with certain mods you can save individual chunks, and store stuff that way.
#2326 [16:56] <_Effect> Jackson413: Go to the manufacturer's website, look for driver installations there.
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#2329 [16:58] <Tracck> Hey guys, I have a problem logging onto minecraft. On the downloaded version it's not allowing me to log on, but if I play through the website it works fine.. Any way to fix this?
#2330 [16:59] <_Effect> Tracck: Delete your launcher, and redownload it from minecraft.net
#2331 [16:59] <Tracck> I've done that a few times now.
#2332 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Tracck - What error message do you get when you try the downloaded version?
#2333 [17:00] <Tracck> It just says the login failed.
#2334 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means the username or password is being entered wrong
#2335 [17:01] <Tracck> I'm putting in the same information I put in on the website..
#2336 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Tracck - Do you have any special characters other than letters and numbers in your password? Sometimes that can cause issues
#2337 [17:01] <Tracck> AH! I figured it out, thanks anyway ;-;
#2338 [17:02] <Morrolan> I'd go for brother / friend changing the pw without letting him know.
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#2342 [17:14] <rappingelmo> okmy minecraft crashes what is wrong
#2343 [17:14] <rappingelmo> no one has been able to help me yet
#2344 [17:15] <_Effect> rappingelmo: Does it give any warning? Does framerate drop? Black screen?
#2345 [17:15] <rappingelmo> no
#2346 [17:15] <_Effect> Do you play with your render distance set to far?
#2347 [17:16] <rappingelmo> it just crashes and then a txt doc. appears on my desktop that is hs_err_pid...
#2348 [17:16] <rappingelmo> and no
#2349 [17:16] <_Effect> Normal?
#2350 [17:16] <rappingelmo> no i have to use short for no lag
#2351 [17:17] <_Effect> I see. I'd ask for the text doc but I can't make any use of it. It may be your java. What version are you running?
#2352 [17:17] <rappingelmo> um... the latest. i updated it yesterday
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#2354 [17:18] <Jackson413> kalob is back again
#2355 [17:18] <Jackson413> he still needs help
#2356 [17:18] <Jackson413> :D
#2357 [17:18] <Jackson413> drivers are updated
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#2359 [17:18] <_Effect> You may want to go back to 1.6 rappingelmo.
#2360 [17:18] <Jackson413> _Effect, could you see if you could lend some magic?
#2361 [17:18] <rappingelmo> oh and i have a why?
#2362 [17:18] <_Effect> Sure, what's needed?
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#2364 [17:19] <rappingelmo> i have an ASUS Extreme AX300 and 1 GB of ram
#2365 [17:19] <kandyman521> anyone know how to play multiplayer on minecraft????
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#2367 [17:19] <_Effect> The fact you only have 1gb of ram may cause the problem rapping.
#2368 [17:20] <rappingelmo> oh how do i get more
#2369 [17:20] <kalobd12> is there a way to increase the dedicated video memory on a graphics card
#2370 [17:20] <_Effect> Kandyman521, you simply need an IP or the information of a server online, log in, and you're good to go!
#2371 [17:20] <_Effect> kalobd12: you'd need a new video card.
#2372 [17:20] <kandyman521> ok how do i get that??
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#2374 [17:21] <kandyman521> im really new just got it a week ago from a friend
#2375 [17:21] <_Effect> Google search minecraft smp servers (that's just normal minecraft) and find a website with a bunch of ips and information. Choose a server that looks good, and try it out!
#2376 [17:21] <kandyman521> ok thanks
#2377 [17:22] <_Effect> Enjoy :)
#2378 [17:22] <kandyman521> will do
#2379 [17:22] <TheNoodle> ??> kandyman521 smp/servers
#2380 [17:22] <VoxelHead> kandyman521: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2381 [17:23] <VoxelHead> kandyman521: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2382 [17:23] <TheNoodle> sigh.
#2383 [17:24] <_Effect> I need to learn how to use that.
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#2385 [17:25] <Jackson413> kalobd12, you there still mate
#2386 [17:25] <Jackson413> you need to be talking!
#2387 [17:25] <Jackson413> also since when has 1.0.1 been out
#2388 [17:25] <TheNoodle> ??> _Effect index
#2389 [17:25] <VoxelHead> _Effect: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#2390 [17:26] <_Effect> Awesome, thanks! Exactly what I needed ;)
#2391 [17:26] <TheNoodle> Use ??< to send to yourself ?? to send to the channel and ??> user to send to someone.
#2392 [17:26] <_Effect> Thank you! :)
#2393 [17:27] <Jackson413> _Effect, there is something literally wrong with his setup
#2394 [17:27] <_Effect> What's that jackson?
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#2396 [17:30] <sirspazzolot> hey pals.
#2397 [17:31] <_Effect> Hello
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#2399 [17:36] <kalobd12> anyone there?
#2400 [17:36] <_Effect> Yep!
#2401 [17:37] <Jackson413> he effect
#2402 [17:37] <Jackson413> hey
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#2404 [17:38] <Jackson413> _Effect
#2405 [17:38] <_Effect> I'm talking to kalob right now
#2406 [17:38] <Jackson413> ah ok
#2407 [17:38] <_Effect> :P
#2408 [17:38] <Jackson413> well, if it isnt doing anything, could you teamview him, i just had him install it if needed
#2409 [17:38] <Jackson413> thanks for helping <3
#2410 [17:38] <_Effect> No problem :)
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#2414 [17:44] <_Effect> He disappeared on me, i ran off for a few seconds :P
#2415 [17:44] <kalobd12> im back
#2416 [17:44] <kalobd12> it said i was disconnected
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#2418 [17:44] <_Effect> Alright
#2419 [17:45] <kalobd12> you want the serial no?
#2420 [17:45] <_Effect> Naw, i opened another query with you
#2421 [17:45] <kalobd12> ?
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#2423 [17:46] <kalobd12> you there?
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#2427 [17:57] <mib_x7v748> hi
#2428 [17:57] <online> how to conect online in minecraft
#2429 [17:57] <mib_x7v748> hi
#2430 [17:57] <_Effect> Hello
#2431 [17:57] <mib_mg029f> I get this error '<html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html>'
#2432 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_mg029f - Run as administrator
#2433 [17:57] <_Effect> ??>online smp/servers
#2434 [17:57] <mib_mg029f> ill just try
#2435 [17:57] <_Effect> I messed that up :(
#2436 [17:57] <mib_x7v748> can somebody help me with bukkit
#2437 [17:57] <_Effect> ??> online smp/servers
#2438 [17:57] <VoxelHead> online: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2439 [17:58] <VoxelHead> online: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2440 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Bukkit questions go in #bukkit
#2441 [17:58] <_Effect> Mib, I could if you opened a query with me.
#2442 [17:58] <mib_mg029f> didnt work
#2443 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_mg029f - What version of java do you run?
#2444 [17:58] <mib_mg029f> version 6
#2445 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_mg029f - Hmm, then look at your security software, it may be blocking minecraft
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#2447 [18:00] <mib_mg029f> ive tried to enable minecraft access on my firewall settings, but no change to problem
#2448 [18:00] <Erik> hi
#2449 [18:00] <Erik> how can i get My server to work..
#2450 [18:00] <Erik> i portfowarded
#2451 [18:00] <_Effect> Erik: If you open a query with me, I can help you out with that.
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#2453 [18:01] <Erik> a query?
#2454 [18:01] <_Effect> I opened one
#2455 [18:01] <Erik> kk
#2456 [18:02] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> hi uh, I'm trying to reset my password and whenever I do it won't work and I can't login..
#2457 [18:02] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> can anyone help?
#2458 [18:02] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> or know where to get help?
#2459 [18:02] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> just read channel status, sorry
#2460 [18:03] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> Anyone know where I could get help for this?
#2461 [18:03] <Erik> Hmm try to restart
#2462 [18:04] <Erik> and reset once again
#2463 [18:04] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> restart? kk
#2464 [18:04] <mcguestwhoneedshelp> thanks!
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#2466 [18:08] <dibbbydoo> can someone help me with creating a vanilla server
#2467 [18:08] <_Effect> Dibbbydoo, I can if you can hold on a few minutes.:P
#2468 [18:09] <dibbbydoo> cool thamks
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#2470 [18:11] <dibbbydoo> ........
#2471 [18:12] <Kaito> can you farm netherwarts like wheat? Where a fully grown one breaks into multiples?
#2472 [18:12] <_Effect> Sorry, im busy with a few other people right now xD
#2473 [18:12] <dibbbydoo> lol. its ok
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#2475 [18:17] <zippity> i just paid for minecraft and its not letting me play
#2476 [18:17] <_Effect> zippity, how long has it been?
#2477 [18:17] <zippity> i baught it this morning around 6an
#2478 [18:17] <zippity> am*
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#2480 [18:18] <dibbbydoo> hey can u help me now?
#2481 [18:18] <_Effect> Interesting. I'm not sure what the problem is. Is it not letting you log in at all?
#2482 [18:18] <Erik> Maybe ur jsut typing the wrong password?
#2483 [18:18] <zippity> its saying i have to pay again even though i already became a premium member. i just tried playing it
#2484 [18:18] <zkxs> zippity: can you call the number on your card and see if it has been charged?
#2485 [18:19] <zippity> playing it for the first time since i paid that is
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#2488 [18:19] <zippity> someone told me it takes them awhile to charge it
#2489 [18:20] <zkxs> sometimes credit card companies block minecraft, as it is an international transaction.
#2490 [18:20] <zippity> and it takes a day or two for it to work
#2491 [18:20] <zippity> ah i see
#2492 [18:20] <zippity> how would i pay it then?
#2493 [18:20] <zkxs> I would call your card company and see if your card has actually been charged
#2494 [18:20] <zippity> alright
#2495 [18:21] <_Effect> dibbbydoo, i opened another window with you. check it out if you want help
#2496 [18:21] <_Effect> dibbbydoo, i opened another window with you. check it out if you want help
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#2498 [18:22] <dutch1111> I purcshased minecraft and it has paid in my bank account but it wont work
#2499 [18:23] <Morrolan> When did you buy it, dutch1111?
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#2501 [18:23] <dutch1111> last night
#2502 [18:23] <Morrolan> It can take up to three days for your payment to get processed, so I suggest you wait another day.
#2503 [18:23] <dutch1111> even though my bank has paid it?
#2504 [18:24] <Morrolan> Yea, it's Mojang's payment provider which is slow.
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#2506 [18:24] <dutch1111> Cool, thanks
#2507 [18:24] <Morrolan> If your account still isn't premium in a day or two you can send a mail to payment@mojang.com , explaining them your siutation.
#2508 [18:24] <Morrolan> Most likely it'll fix itself though.
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#2510 [18:26] <mib_twswz0> how do i accelerate my pixal format
#2511 [18:27] <mib_twswz0> "/nick username"
#2512 [18:27] <_Effect> xD
#2513 [18:27] <username> how do i accelerate my pixal format
#2514 [18:28] <username> how do i accelerate my pixal format
#2515 [18:28] <username> how do i accelerate my pixal format
#2516 [18:28] <zkxs> username: update your video card drivers
#2517 [18:28] <username> how do i do that ?
#2518 [18:28] <WugBot> username: (pf) You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#2519 [18:28] <WugBot> username: (pf) Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#2520 [18:28] <Morrolan> what on earth, WugBot.
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#2522 [18:29] <zkxs> Wug ^
#2523 [18:29] <dutch1111> what does pixel format not accelerated mean?
#2524 [18:29] <Morrolan> username: Depends on your operating system and video card manufacturer.
#2525 [18:29] <zkxs> Wug was messing with fuzzy string matching... that could be the culprit
#2526 [18:29] <username> (zkxs) how do i accelerate my pixal format
#2527 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> <@Morrolan> username: Depends on your operating system and video card manufacturer.
#2528 [18:30] <Morrolan> dutch1111: Means you'll have to update your video drivers. (Or buy a GPU which is less than 10 years old)
#2529 [18:30] <dutch1111> I on a dell laptop
#2530 [18:30] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Wait, that string made WugBot spit out that line?
#2531 [18:30] <username> how do i update my video drivers
#2532 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> how do I do that
#2533 [18:30] <WugBot> GreyVulpine: (pf) You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#2534 [18:30] <WugBot> GreyVulpine: (pf) Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#2535 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> Yup
#2536 [18:31] <Morrolan> dutch1111: Do you know what video card you have?
#2537 [18:31] <username> how do i update my video drivers
#2538 [18:31] <username> how do i update my video drivers
#2539 [18:31] <username> how do i update my video drivers
#2540 [18:31] <dutch1111> no
#2541 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> !k username
#2542 [18:31] * GreyBot kicked username from #minecrafthelp (Reason: sername :<Kicks:862>)
#2543 [18:31] <Erik> username plz dont spam
#2544 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Been kicked
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#2546 [18:31] <kalobd12> Y DO I HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A BAD GRAPICS CARD I CANT PLAY MINECRAFT
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#2548 [18:31] <Morrolan> kalobd12: You tell me. :)
#2549 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Spam again, next one is a ban for 2 hours username
#2550 [18:32] <_Effect> I feel bad for him. :P
#2551 [18:32] <peeves> i purchased it and i didnt ge a confirm
#2552 [18:32] <peeves> email
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#2554 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> username - What operating system are you on? windows? mac? linux? OS/2 warp?
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#2556 [18:32] <username> i just need help on how to update my video drivers
#2557 [18:32] <peeves> mac
#2558 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Check with your bank or credit card provider, make sure there's a record of payment going to mojang AB
#2559 [18:32] <rev-lemon> peeves how long ago did you buy minecraft
#2560 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Check with your bank or credit card provider, make sure there's a record of payment going to mojang AB
#2561 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> username - What operating system are you on? windows? mac? linux? OS/2 warp?
#2562 [18:33] <username> windows
#2563 [18:33] <kalobd12> anyone know how to boost your video cards dedicated memory
#2564 [18:33] <peeves> minecraft classic wont work help
#2565 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> kalobd12 - Can't
#2566 [18:33] <kalobd12> (increase)
#2567 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Minecraft classic on mac hasn't worked for a few months now
#2568 [18:33] <zkxs> ??> username win/dxdiag
#2569 [18:33] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2570 [18:33] <peeves> oh
#2571 [18:33] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#2572 [18:33] <kalobd12> well a link to install a knew driver
#2573 [18:33] <peeves> thankyou
#2574 [18:33] <kalobd12> new
#2575 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> kalobd12 - Have you given us a dxdiag yet?
#2576 [18:34] <peeves> why isnt it working
#2577 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#2578 [18:34] <peeves> on mac
#2579 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Blame mac's crappy java distribution
#2580 [18:34] <kalobd12> ive been to dxdiag
#2581 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> kalobd12 - Could you give us a link to the pastebin of your dxdiag?
#2582 [18:34] <kalobd12> and looked at my graphics card
#2583 [18:34] <kalobd12> um
#2584 [18:34] <peeves> is there anyay to fix that
#2585 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Nope.
#2586 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> peeves - With macs, the only way to update/upgrade, is to pay for an OS update, or buy a new computer
#2587 [18:35] <peeves> oh that sucks
#2588 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Comes with buying apple products.
#2589 [18:36] <sirspazzolot> buh. trying to set up an irc server in my room so I have a home for the irc bot I want to write.
#2590 [18:36] <Morrolan> sirspazzolot: It'd be much easier and more reliable to use an existing network I guess.
#2591 [18:36] <Morrolan> Though it is a nice challenge setting up an IRC server.
#2592 [18:37] <sirspazzolot> that's true. but I don't want to plague an existing network with tests of a glitchy bot
#2593 [18:37] <Morrolan> Haha, I guess that's true.
#2594 [18:38] <kalobd12> to my info (http://pastebin.com/PfrNXqYC)
#2595 [18:39] <_Effect> Whoa, shit. You got 1.6gb shared. you never mentioned that. that's what we were trying to set up kalob.
#2596 [18:40] <username> to my info(http://pastebin.com/RQS6NHZm)
#2597 [18:40] <kalobd12> ?
#2598 [18:40] <kalobd12> wowo
#2599 [18:40] <kalobd12> i didnt even know
#2600 [18:41] <kalobd12> is that a lot?
#2601 [18:41] <username> can any help me to update my drivers
#2602 [18:41] <_Effect> That's almost twice what I got.
#2603 [18:41] <kalobd12> ha
#2604 [18:41] <kalobd12> but the prob is why doesnt it help?
#2605 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> username - You should be able to get the latest driver from here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#2606 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> kalobd12 - Help.. what?
#2607 [18:42] <kalobd12> increase the fps in minecraft
#2608 [18:42] <kalobd12> i have like no dedicated memory for it
#2609 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> First off, it's an intel HD graphics chipset, intel video cards aren't reknowned for their great openGL driver suport
#2610 [18:43] <kalobd12> i know
#2611 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> What you're getting right now, is probably the best FPS you're going to get out of that system, without a dedicated graphics card
#2612 [18:44] <kalobd12> 30 to 5 fps woohoo
#2613 [18:44] <kalobd12> not
#2614 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> And since it's a laptop, you can't really buy a video card for it..
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#2616 [18:45] <kalobd12> is 1.6 gigs of shared memory good?
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#2618 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Meh
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#2620 [18:45] <kalobd12> well shouldnt it help
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#2622 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Nope
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#2625 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> It's like asking, why isn't my Ford focus suitable for street racing, I mean, I've got a full tank of gas in the thing, it should be able to hit 200mph, right?
#2626 [18:46] <_Effect> Hey, nothing's wrong with a ford focus! :P
#2627 [18:46] <kalobd12> ...
#2628 [18:46] <AG_Clinton> With the right mind set....
#2629 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> You can have 16 gigs of RAM in that thing.. and it still won't give you better FPS
#2630 [18:47] <_Effect> ^
#2631 [18:47] <kalobd12> wow my old laptop is way better...
#2632 [18:47] <kalobd12> for graphics card anyway
#2633 [18:47] <AG_Clinton> Laptops aren't really made for gaming.
#2634 [18:47] <kalobd12> not anything else
#2635 [18:47] <AG_Clinton> And the ones that aren't laptops anymore.
#2636 [18:47] <AG_Clinton> Are, aren't*
#2637 [18:48] <kalobd12> im not going to be hittin up that wow so you dont have to worry
#2638 [18:48] <_Effect> Yeah, my laptop runs on a 20 minute charge...
#2639 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> True... got a buddy with a 17" laptop with a dual vid card setup, ati's dynamic switchable graphics.
#2640 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> Battery life is horrid
#2641 [18:48] <kalobd12> all i want is to lay ******* minecraft
#2642 [18:48] <kalobd12> play*
#2643 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> kalobd12 - You can play minecraft with that laptop, it just won't play it well
#2644 [18:49] <AG_Clinton> My cheap $300 laptop plays Minecraft just fine...
#2645 [18:49] <kalobd12> i got a 17.3 in laptop which is 17 in
#2646 [18:49] <AG_Clinton> It's not that bad if you turn the settings down.
#2647 [18:49] <kalobd12> mine cost 800 wtf
#2648 [18:49] <_Effect> $1800 x.x
#2649 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> ack
#2650 [18:49] <kalobd12> im used to playing on far and fancy not short and fast
#2651 [18:50] <AG_Clinton> Me too.
#2652 [18:50] <AG_Clinton> I use my desktop for that.
#2653 [18:50] <AG_Clinton> If you want to game, get a desktop.
#2654 [18:50] <_Effect> I can't play fast graphics. It bothers me too much
#2655 [18:50] <Erik> _Effect is awesome!
#2656 [18:50] <_Effect> lol.. :P
#2657 [18:50] <Erik> Saved mylife :)
#2658 [18:50] <Erik> wait effect
#2659 [18:50] <kalobd12> my minecraft uses 15% of my computer but my drivers are dumb
#2660 [18:51] <_Effect> Im hoping your life doesnt reside upon that server
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#2662 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> If you wanted to convert to a 'gaming' laptop, try this: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?t=988062
#2663 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> (disclaimer: not my idea)
#2664 [18:51] <newminer> hey guys i just bought minecraft but i cant run it on my win7 64bit
#2665 [18:51] <newminer> it freezes on startup
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#2667 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> Freezes how?
#2668 [18:51] <newminer> i see the main menu but can click on anything
#2669 [18:52] <newminer> cant*
#2670 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> Oerating system? What version of java are you on?
#2671 [18:52] <newminer> jr7 win7 64bit
#2672 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> Java 7?
#2673 [18:52] <newminer> yea
#2674 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> java 7 and minecraft have been known to have issues. We recommend java 6 around here
#2675 [18:52] <newminer> ok let me try
#2676 [18:52] <newminer> thx a lot =)
#2677 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> Completely uninstall java from your system, download java from:
#2678 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> :j
#2679 [18:53] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#2680 [18:53] <newminer> k thx
#2681 [18:53] <kalobd12> all i wanted was to play minecraft not call of duty or wow
#2682 [18:53] <_Effect> Minecraft's heavier than wow :P
#2683 [18:53] * GreyVulpine agrees
#2683 [18:53] <_Effect> Wow's like paper creatures :P
#2684 [18:54] <_Effect> In fact I think my computer has the most trouble with minecraft of all. It's a tough game to get 100%.
#2685 [18:56] <kalobd12> lol
#2686 [18:57] <kalobd12> minecraft most graphical intensive game out there
#2687 [18:57] <kalobd12> not crysis
#2688 [18:57] <Kaito> ?!
#2689 [18:58] <Kaito> I just survive 2 consequtive creeper blasts
#2690 [18:58] <Kaito> point blank
#2691 [18:58] <Kaito> THANK YOU ARMOR <#
#2692 [18:58] <Kaito> <3
#2693 [18:58] <kalobd12> yep
#2694 [18:58] <Kaito> Protection I, too
#2695 [18:58] <Kaito> and, to make it all better, i'm on hardcore mode :P
#2696 [18:58] <kalobd12> gotta love the armor... and protection
#2697 [18:59] <Kaito> yeah
#2698 [18:59] <Kaito> it's almost gone, too
#2699 [18:59] <kalobd12> leather iron or diamond?
#2700 [18:59] <SinZ> Leather, his dead anyway
#2701 [18:59] <kalobd12> you didnt make gold armor didyou?
#2702 [18:59] <kalobd12> of good
#2703 [18:59] <_Effect> What difficulty is hardcore equivalent too, like damage and creature wise
#2704 [18:59] <Kaito> Iron
#2705 [18:59] <SinZ> _Effect: hard
#2706 [19:00] <_Effect> Ah, thanks!
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#2708 [19:00] <kalobd12> its harder thats all i know
#2709 [19:00] <Kaito> NOES
#2710 [19:00] <kalobd12> you dead?
#2711 [19:00] <Kaito> i threw my splash potion when i did'nt mean to ;.;
#2712 [19:00] <kalobd12> well there
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#2714 [19:01] <kalobd12> looks like you messed up
#2715 [19:01] <kalobd12> as it a poison insta damage heal?
#2716 [19:01] <Kaito> it was a...poison i believe
#2717 [19:01] <Kaito> poison extended
#2718 [19:01] <kalobd12> that sucks
#2719 [19:02] <kalobd12> that sucks worse
#2720 [19:02] <Kaito> eh
#2721 [19:02] <Kaito> I didn't get hit with it
#2722 [19:02] <Kaito> thank fucking god
#2723 [19:02] * AuBot kicked Kaito from #minecrafthelp (Reason: aito :Please keep it civil.)
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#2725 [19:02] <Kaito> ;.;
#2726 [19:02] <_Effect> Ah, is that the only word you can't get away with? :P
#2727 [19:02] <kalobd12> i think im going to go play cod kill some nobs and feel better and maybe throw away the laptop
#2728 [19:03] <Jovet> CaelThunderwing: yes, use the /save-all command
#2729 [19:03] <kalobd12> or get a new one
#2730 [19:04] <Jovet> there are quite a few words you can't get away with, keep it PG-13 :P
#2731 [19:04] <_Effect> I've used others here, and it's been fine :P
#2732 [19:04] <_Effect> And Jovet, Cael was referring to exporting them onto a disk or storage of somesorts at the time
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#2734 [19:06] <newminer> hey guys when i start minecraft i cant click on SP or MP screen freezes i have to kill the process
#2735 [19:07] <Jovet> _Effect: looked like he wanted to just save the state and backup the data files, /save-all will do that.
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#2737 [19:07] <capital> hi
#2738 [19:07] <Jovet> hi
#2739 [19:07] <capital> i was just wondering how to reset my server map
#2740 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> delete the world folder
#2741 [19:08] <capital> ok
#2742 [19:11] <Kaito> alright: i've got 15 experience levels, and a full suit of iron armor to enchant
#2743 [19:11] <Kaito> do i split it equally, or go full out with the breast plate?
#2744 [19:11] <_Effect> Idk how enchanting works :P What do the exp levels do now? I havent figured it out
#2745 [19:12] <Kaito> experience levels are the currency you use to enchant
#2746 [19:12] <Jovet> Kaito: that's up to you!
#2747 [19:12] <Kaito> which is "Better"?
#2748 [19:12] <Jovet> Kaito: I consider that impossible to answer, because the encantments are a bit "Random"
#2749 [19:13] <Jovet> okay they're a lot random
#2750 [19:13] <Kaito> alright
#2751 [19:13] <Kaito> i'll go 11 on the breast plate, then the rest on my boots
#2752 [19:13] <Jovet> generally the more exp points it costs the better, but the effects are still varied.
#2753 [19:13] <Kaito> >_<!
#2754 [19:13] <Kaito> PROJECTILE PROTECTION 3
#2755 [19:13] <Kaito> WHAT A WASTE
#2756 [19:13] <Jovet> all caps - what a waste
#2757 [19:13] <Kaito> ah, but i was yelling
#2758 [19:13] <Kaito> hence, caps are appropriate :P
#2759 [19:14] <Jovet> no need to yell, we can all hear 'ya just fine :P
#2760 [19:14] <Jovet> that doesn't sound that bad to me, either.
#2761 [19:14] <Kaito> and protection 1 for the boots
#2762 [19:14] <CaelThunderwing> my ears... i think i Just Lost my hearing :P
#2763 [19:14] <Kaito> I thougth projectile protection was just for archer arrows
#2764 [19:14] <Kaito> i was hoping for fire protection ;.;
#2765 [19:14] <Jovet> Kaito: boots are where you want that I think
#2766 [19:15] <Kaito> where i want what?
#2767 [19:15] <Jovet> I've hacked myself like 26,000 expreience points and played with it a lot (I see there's now an /xp command) and it's a bit crazy how it works
#2768 [19:15] <Jovet> Kaito: fire protection is best on boots I think (so you can walk through it) but that's me
#2769 [19:16] <Kaito> ah
#2770 [19:16] <Kaito> anyway, off to my apartment
#2771 [19:16] <Kaito> bye, and thanks
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#2776 [19:17] <mib_m8iey8> hi how do i change my server world?
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#2778 [19:17] <mib_m8iey8> how do i get in my file with it in there?
#2779 [19:17] <sluggo> why is it that i cant play minecraft even though i just purchased it?
#2780 [19:17] <_Effect> Delete your world folder and restart the server, if you want a fresh one. Or delete your world and drag a new one in if you want to change it.
#2781 [19:18] <mib_m8iey8> how i get in those files?
#2782 [19:18] <_Effect> sluggo: it may take up to 3 days for your purchase to go through. If you purchased with a visa you can call and check if it has gone through yet.
#2783 [19:18] <Jovet> mib_m8iey8: what do you mean, change it?
#2784 [19:18] <sluggo> it says its still pending?
#2785 [19:18] <sluggo> it says its still pending?
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#2787 [19:19] <Jovet> sluggo: _Effect is right, though it really could be a few hours to a few weeks for your payment to go trhough, depending on how you made it.
#2788 [19:19] <mib_24dsbn> Debit is usually instant~
#2789 [19:19] <mib_m8iey8> like get a new world in the server
#2790 [19:20] <sluggo> i used mastercard
#2791 [19:20] <Jovet> mib_m8iey8: open the "server.properties" file where you're running the server; edit the seed entry to a different number or whatever you want. then delete the "world" sub-folder.
#2792 [19:20] <_Effect> My visa's transaction was validated instantly. I was playing virtually 20 seconds after my purchase.
#2793 [19:21] <Jovet> _Effect: I think that's the case for most people :)
#2794 [19:21] <_Effect> I wasn't sure. :P I think I've purchased 4 accounts now.
#2795 [19:21] <mib_m8iey8> how do i get to server properties?
#2796 [19:22] <_Effect> It's in your server folder.. it should be fairly obvious.
#2797 [19:22] <Jovet> mib_m8iey8: is it your server that you are operating?
#2798 [19:22] <mib_m8iey8> yes
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#2800 [19:22] <Jovet> mib_m8iey8: it's in the same folder as minecraft_server.exe or minecraft_server.jar
#2801 [19:22] <mib_m8iey8> i cant find my server folder
#2802 [19:23] <_Effect> I don't think he's referring to a multiplayer server Jovet, if he can't find the folder...
#2803 [19:23] <sluggo> so how long could mine take?
#2804 [19:23] <Jovet> we'll never know. hah
#2805 [19:23] <Jovet> sluggo: hopefully a few days at most. but it's been known to take 2 weeks.
#2806 [19:23] <_Effect> Shouldn't be too long sluggo. How long ago did you purchase it?
#2807 [19:24] <Jovet> sluggo: you should get an email confirming your purchase at some point, that means things are moving along
#2808 [19:25] <Jovet> sluggo: ...as well as the money actually taken from your account.
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#2810 [19:25] <sluggo> i purchased it about 13 hours ago
#2811 [19:26] <Jovet> sluggo: hang in there and be patient, it will just take somet ime for you unfortunately.
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#2813 [19:26] <sluggo> that sucks. hah.
#2814 [19:26] <Jovet> yes it does :-/
#2815 [19:26] <sluggo> why does it take so long?
#2816 [19:27] <Jovet> sluggo: we can only guess, we're not Mojang and don't have anything to do with their accounting system.
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#2818 [19:27] <Jovet> sluggo: but my guess is, with all the orders pouring in lately, the company Mojang hired to handle the actual transactions has been overwhelmed.
#2819 [19:28] <Jovet> I haven't heard of anyone having delayed order processing when using PayPal, for instance.
#2820 [19:28] <Jovet> it's always credit or debit cards
#2821 [19:28] <panitaliemom> I accidentally kicked my power bar and turned off my computer while I was playing Minecraft. Now my world won't load. Do you know why?
#2822 [19:28] <SinZ> corrupted
#2823 [19:28] <Jovet> panitaliemom: single-player world?
#2824 [19:28] <panitaliemom> Yes.
#2825 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> ?? corruptsave
#2826 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> erm
#2827 [19:29] <_Effect> panitaliemom: it's likely corrupt. You may be able to save it with a world editting mod, but I can't promise anything.
#2828 [19:29] <Jovet> panitaliemom: what error message do you get?
#2829 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> MCedit will recover it
#2830 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> ?? mcedit
#2831 [19:29] <VoxelHead> mcedit: http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#2832 [19:29] <SinZ> and chunk from memory
#2833 [19:29] <panitaliemom> I don't get any.
#2834 [19:29] <Jovet> panitaliemom: you migh be able to jsut restore a backup of the level.dat file to fix it, too.
#2835 [19:29] <sluggo> what comes after the confirmation email?
#2836 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> If minecraft has the world in use, and the computer shuts off, it corrupts the level.dat, making minecraft not able to recognize the save
#2837 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> You can fix this by downloading mcedit, opening the world in it, resave it again, then going back to minecraft
#2838 [19:30] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: does minecraft create a level.old_dat file or is that MCEdit?
#2839 [19:30] <panitaliemom> Thank you. I'll try that now.
#2840 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> minecraft does, Jovet
#2841 [19:31] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: wouldn't it be easier to just have him restore that? or is that not as likely to work as MCEdit?
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#2843 [19:32] <NeedHelp> hi everyone
#2844 [19:32] <Jovet> hi
#2845 [19:32] <NeedHelp> can anyone help me out?
#2846 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> MCedit's just a bit better, but restoring level.dat_old would work as well, provided it's not a newly created world that hasn't been saved yet
#2847 [19:32] <Jovet> NeedHelp: depends on what you need help with
#2848 [19:32] <NeedHelp> Is anyone able to help me out?
#2849 [19:32] <NeedHelp> ohkay
#2850 [19:33] <NeedHelp> Well i cant seem to log into my account on the site
#2851 [19:33] <Jovet> NeedHelp: we can't help you with your gf/bf, your sick dog, world peace, etc...
#2852 [19:33] <NeedHelp> ive tried resetting my password, but everytime i add in the new password, it says "oops, invalid"
#2853 [19:33] <Jovet> NeedHelp: that's not uncommon. Do you have the game downloaded? Does that work okay?
#2854 [19:33] <_Effect> Anyone here good with IRC itself? I have a question unrelated to minecraft.
#2855 [19:33] <NeedHelp> I have it downloaded, but it wont let me play offline for some reason
#2856 [19:33] <NeedHelp> it says "not downloaded"
#2857 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> What you downloaded was just the launcher, it doesn't download any game files until you log in successfully at least once
#2858 [19:34] <NeedHelp> But the thing is, is that it wont let me log into the site :/
#2859 [19:34] <NeedHelp> It ALWAYS says invalid
#2860 [19:35] <NeedHelp> And im legit getting pissed -.-
#2861 [19:35] <Jovet> NeedHelp: are you logging into the web site in the web browser, or, the game client you downloaded?
#2862 [19:35] <NeedHelp> The site
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#2864 [19:36] <kalobd12> =D
#2865 [19:36] <_Effect> Fix it bud?
#2866 [19:36] <NeedHelp> Oops, unknown username or password
#2867 [19:36] <Jovet> NeedHelp: the site has experienced problems authenticating people, likely because of the sheer volume of load it's had.
#2868 [19:36] <NeedHelp> Ohkay
#2869 [19:36] <kalobd12> it will never be fixed
#2870 [19:36] <NeedHelp> do i just wait a few hours
#2871 [19:36] <_Effect> That's too bad :/
#2872 [19:36] <Jovet> NeedHelp: so even though it says your U/P are bad, they may not be.
#2873 [19:36] <kalobd12> but going to staples to see if it can be fixed or replaced =D
#2874 [19:36] <_Effect> Very nice!
#2875 [19:37] <_Effect> Trade in your laptop for a better one ;)
#2876 [19:37] <NeedHelp> Thanks jovet
#2877 [19:37] <Jovet> NeedHelp: changing your password makes me nervous because then you gotta hope that the password change is enforced in a timely manner
#2878 [19:37] <Jovet> NeedHelp: but I'd try every 5-10 minutes, it will work eventually.
#2879 [19:37] <NeedHelp> uh oh......i did that like 3 times......
#2880 [19:37] <_Effect> Just try all 3. :P
#2881 [19:37] <Jovet> (4)
#2882 [19:38] <_Effect> Yeah, that. :P
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#2884 [19:38] <Jovet> the latest one should work, I haven't heard of any old passwords working, but that doesn't mean it hasn't happened
#2885 [19:38] <NeedHelp> It all started with the first password not working
#2886 [19:38] <NeedHelp> then i changed it
#2887 [19:39] <NeedHelp> then that didnt work
#2888 [19:39] <NeedHelp> So i tried changing it again
#2889 [19:39] <NeedHelp> and that didnt work
#2890 [19:39] <NeedHelp> Its all retarded
#2891 [19:39] <Jovet> NeedHelp: yeah, well, it is all retarded, exactly.
#2892 [19:39] <NeedHelp> And i just got the game today....
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#2895 [19:39] <NeedHelp> Great......
#2896 [19:40] <_Effect> By tomorrow it'll be sorted out, don't worry:)
#2897 [19:40] <Jovet> NeedHelp: well we like to think it's worth waiting for, so you'll just have to be patient I'm afraid.
#2898 [19:40] <NeedHelp> Hopefully (y)
#2899 [19:41] <Frog> Hi, My account has been debited for the purchase of minecraft through money bookers however don't understand how to get the game happening, minecraft says it doen't recognize my emila but I recevied confirmation of payment to my email?
#2900 [19:41] <Jovet> with 70,000 people registering per day and 10,000 buying it per day, it's just overhwelming the system.
#2901 [19:41] <Jovet> Frog: what's your minecraft account name?
#2902 [19:41] <zkxs> _Effect: what were you wondering about IRC?
#2903 [19:41] <Frog> Can't remember
#2904 [19:41] <_Effect> I had my question answered, but thanks anyways :)
#2905 [19:41] <mib_3s9s1q> hello
#2906 [19:42] <Jovet> Frog: it should be in the email you received confirming your purchase.
#2907 [19:42] <Jovet> heya zkxs
#2908 [19:42] <Jovet> hi mib_3s9s1q
#2909 [19:42] <zkxs> howdy
#2910 [19:42] <Frog> I'll have another quick look but don't remember seeing it there, won't be a moment
#2911 [19:43] <mib_3s9s1q> my Q? is i have receiced a fatal error when i tried Minecraft Classic
#2912 [19:43] <mib_3s9s1q> Can you help?
#2913 [19:43] <Jovet> mib_3s9s1q: what kind of computer are you using? Windows? Mac?
#2914 [19:43] <mib_3s9s1q> windows
#2915 [19:43] <Jovet> mib_3s9s1q: what version of Windows?
#2916 [19:43] <mib_3s9s1q> xp pro
#2917 [19:44] <Jovet> mib_3s9s1q: any anti-virus sofware running?
#2918 [19:45] <Frog> Can't see the username mentioned anywhere, it says payment was successful to Mojang AB and will appear on my card statement as a debit by: MB*Moneybookers.com
#2919 [19:45] <mib_3s9s1q> AVG
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#2921 [19:45] <Jovet> mib_3s9s1q: try disabling AVG completely and trying it again.
#2922 [19:45] <lemon-rev> frog how long ago did you buy it ?
#2923 [19:45] <Frog> On the 9/10/11
#2924 [19:45] <mib_3s9s1q> ok ty!
#2925 [19:46] <Jovet> mib_3s9s1q: if you are wanting a demo of the game, the Classic version is pretty old. The Demo you can get is a bit more recent in resembling the current version of Minecraft.
#2926 [19:46] <lemon-rev> frog well that was a while back, did you contact the bank to make sure it did go though ?
#2927 [19:46] <Frog> Yes, it is showing on my statement as a debit
#2928 [19:46] <lemon-rev> frog, so, if you goto say minecraft.net and login can you play it via the web page ?
#2929 [19:47] <Jovet> Frog: do yo have an email from when you registered on minecraft.net ?
#2930 [19:48] <NeedHelp> YES I LOGGED IN
#2931 [19:48] <NeedHelp> :D
#2932 [19:48] <Frog> The email used was where th econfirmation of payment went but minecraft says now that that email address is not on their record, can't login because don't remember username/password
#2933 [19:48] <Jovet> Frog: yes, you need your minecraft username!
#2934 [19:49] <Jovet> NeedHelp: great! :)
#2935 [19:49] <_Effect> Congrats NeedHelp :D
#2936 [19:49] <Frog> How do I find that out?
#2937 [19:49] <NeedHelp> Okay so jovet, i logged in, but it still says i need to download it
#2938 [19:49] <NeedHelp> to play offline
#2939 [19:49] <Jovet> NeedHelp: go to the Download page and download the Launcher
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#2941 [19:49] <lemon-rev> frog maybe try useing minecraft.net to send them a email though there site and also possibly give them the transaction number according to your statement
#2942 [19:50] <Jovet> Frog: if you can find the email you received when you registered on Minecraft.net (before you bought the game) that would have your account name on it.
#2943 [19:51] <NeedHelp> Download Minecraft.exe (270 KB). Place it anywhere you want, then run it. Is that the launcherÉ
#2944 [19:51] <_Effect> That is the launcher
#2945 [19:51] <NeedHelp> It still says i need to download ir
#2946 [19:51] <NeedHelp> *it
#2947 [19:51] <_Effect> Have you downlaoded it?
#2948 [19:52] <NeedHelp> The thing is, i dont have the .minecraft file
#2949 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> The launcher contains no actual game files, hence why it says it's not downloaded
#2950 [19:52] <NeedHelp> And i clicked on the link
#2951 [19:52] <Jovet> Frog: in your email from when you bought the game, you don't see a line like this: Your user name is username ??
#2952 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> The launcher only downloads the game files upon a successful login in the client
#2953 [19:52] <_Effect> Oh! Run the .exefile NeedHelp, and log in, and run the game. Play it online. It will download the actual game when you dos o.
#2954 [19:52] <Jovet> NeedHelp: start the launcher, log in like you did for the website, and then it will download the game files.
#2955 [19:53] <NeedHelp> okay, so i logged in the client, And the things i see are:
#2956 [19:53] <Jovet> NeedHelp: ....and it will automatically launch the game and you should be up and playing.
#2957 [19:53] <NeedHelp> User not premium
#2958 [19:53] <NeedHelp> Highlighted (try again)
#2959 [19:53] <Jovet> NeedHelp: what's your minecraft user name?
#2960 [19:54] <NeedHelp> fierysk1lled
#2961 [19:54] <Jovet> !paid fierysk1lled
#2962 [19:54] <NeedHelp> i did
#2963 [19:54] <NeedHelp> today
#2964 [19:54] <Jovet> NeedHelp: how long ago did you buy it?
#2965 [19:54] <NeedHelp> today
#2966 [19:54] <NeedHelp> its 7:54
#2967 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> 5 minutes ago today? Or 23 hours ago today?
#2968 [19:54] <NeedHelp> Approx. 4:30
#2969 [19:54] <Jovet> NeedHelp: sounds like you're in the queue. your account should be upgraded soon, just be patient.
#2970 [19:54] <Frog> No, it doesn't say that, it is simply confirmation of payment from www.moneybookers.com, is that the right place it should come from?
#2971 [19:55] <NeedHelp> So basically, just waitÉ
#2972 [19:55] <Jovet> Frog: yeah guess so
#2973 [19:55] <NeedHelp> until im premium
#2974 [19:55] <Jovet> Frog: you should get an email from Mojang when they get notified by moneybookers of your purchase, that will have your username in it.
#2975 [19:55] <Jammy> Do torches still work on surface if you bury them under 1 level of dirt?
#2976 [19:56] <Jovet> Jammy: no
#2977 [19:56] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheCar
#2978 [19:56] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheBar
#2979 [19:57] <Frog> No email from Mojang, only 2 from moneybookers to confirm payment and reminder that payment has been successful
#2980 [19:57] <Jovet> Frog: that's a good sign, just be patient and eventually it will go through.
#2981 [19:57] <WarTheCar> I'm waiting from yesterday.
#2982 [19:57] <Jovet> Frog: check your Spam folders, if you have any, obviously.
#2983 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Frog - Try a http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename on all email addresses you use.
#2984 [19:58] <WarTheCar> You know what?
#2985 [19:58] <_Effect> WarTheCar: What's that?
#2986 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> It'll give you an email back with all MC accounts tied to those addresses.
#2987 [19:58] <WarTheCar> I saw a guy waited 13 days for the payment to be confirmed.
#2988 [19:59] <WarTheCar> I don't care.
#2989 [19:59] <WarTheCar> I will wait
#2990 [19:59] <_Effect> It won't be that long, that was likely due to a shit payment
#2991 [19:59] <Frog> It's been nearly 2 months, as payment has been successful why can't I play, again by going to the link it says email not on record
#2992 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> Frog - Send an email to daniel@mojang.com, along with a copy of your payment info. He should be able to get you straightened out.
#2993 [20:00] <Jovet> Frog: Do what GreyVulpine suggested and look up your username with that page.
#2994 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> 2 months is a little silly to be waiting.
#2995 [20:01] <Jovet> yeah it is
#2996 [20:02] <Jovet> but if he doesn't know his username I don't understand how he expect to play the game.
#2997 [20:02] <Jovet> for all we know he's upgraded and ready to go
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#2999 [20:02] <kalobd12> ...
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#3001 [20:03] <kalobd12> you still there _effect?
#3002 [20:03] <Frog> I did what GreyVulpine suggested but it keeps saying email address not on record,maybe best I email Daniel like you said, thanks for all your help
#3003 [20:03] <Jovet> yep that's what you'll have to do then
#3004 [20:03] <_Effect> Yes, I am
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#3006 [20:04] <kalob> ask for a new nickname :O
#3007 [20:04] <Jovet> ?
#3008 [20:06] <_Effect> Huh?
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#3011 [20:09] <wippler> free version of MC wont load in the browser states a fatal error occured while trying to load the applet??? any ideas short of purchasing the full game and downloading it.
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#3013 [20:10] <Jovet> wippler: what kind of computer do you have?
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#3015 [20:10] <Frigster> HELLO?
#3016 [20:10] <Jovet> goodbye
#3017 [20:10] <_Effect> HI frigster!
#3018 [20:10] <Frigster> can anybody help me?
#3019 [20:10] <_Effect> It is likely.
#3020 [20:10] <Frigster> OK
#3021 [20:10] <Frigster> so
#3022 [20:10] <Jovet> nobody reads the greeting :-/
#3023 [20:10] <Jovet> nobody reads the greeting :-/
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#3025 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Of course not
#3026 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> That'd be too easy
#3027 [20:11] <wippler> laptop
#3028 [20:11] <Frigster> i need help with multiplayer
#3029 [20:11] <_Effect> Yeah. Eh, make the best of it. At least he didn't come in screaming vulgarities
#3030 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Mac? Windows? Linux? OS/2 Warp?
#3031 [20:11] <_Effect> Frigster, what happens to be the problem with your multiplayer?
#3032 [20:11] <Frigster> Mac os x
#3033 [20:11] <wippler> windows xp
#3034 [20:11] <Jovet> _Effect: yeah that was yesterday.
#3035 [20:11] <_Effect> Too bad I missed it:P
#3036 [20:12] <Frigster> ok so I need to know ow to start it. How do I join server? and is it possible for me to create one and invite a friend
#3037 [20:12] <_Effect> It is possible to create one, although that depends upon your computer and your connection. And to join one, you can find smp servers
#3038 [20:12] <_Effect> ??> Frigster smp/servers
#3039 [20:12] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3040 [20:12] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3041 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> wippler - What is the exact error you're getting when you try to launch minecraft classic?
#3042 [20:13] <Jovet> wippler: What version of Java do you have? http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3043 [20:13] <panitaliemom> I recovered my lost world, but now I respawned and can't find my original spawn. Is there any way to find where it was originally?
#3044 [20:13] <Frigster> I dot know?!!!!!?
#3045 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> panitaliemom - Compass
#3046 [20:13] <Frigster> dont know what to do.
#3047 [20:13] <Frigster> so confused
#3048 [20:13] <_Effect> Frigster, click one of those links, and find a server in one of thelists that you like.
#3049 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> Frigster - Tell us exactly what you want. Do you want to find a server, or make a server?
#3050 [20:14] <Frigster> make one
#3051 [20:14] <panitaliemom> Thanks.
#3052 [20:14] <Jovet> panitaliemom: or if no compass you can use the F3 debug to lead you to Z=0 X=0 and your spawn may be around there
#3053 [20:14] <_Effect> Frigster: Before making a server, you should start out playing on another one so you know how to connect..
#3054 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> Frigster smp/serversetup
#3055 [20:14] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3056 [20:14] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3057 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> Good tutorial there ^
#3058 [20:14] <Frigster> OK THANKS
#3059 [20:15] <Poketoa> Here's one: So dispensers are basically only good as turrets, right...?
#3060 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> That's one way of using them, sure
#3061 [20:15] <Poketoa> What else though...?
#3062 [20:16] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: ... dispensers?
#3063 [20:16] <Poketoa> I'm having trouble understanding what it can be used for...
#3064 [20:16] <wippler> latest java version but wont load the actual game it starts to but cuts out after a second
#3065 [20:16] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: they shoot snowballs and eggs too.
#3066 [20:16] <Poketoa> So basically weaponization and chicken spam then.
#3067 [20:16] <Jovet> dispensers can also drop any other item you put in them (without shooting them)
#3068 [20:17] <_Effect> Poketoa: Fun traps and stuff. That's about it though, aside from what Kiikun outlined
#3069 [20:17] <Poketoa> Thanks
#3070 [20:17] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: nah. Etho had a room that.. um... basicly an 'oh crap i just died' kit/
#3071 [20:17] <Poketoa> Excuse me while I go kill some spiders
#3072 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Poketoa - dispensers can be used in any variety of solutions. Want to make a rube goldberg device, dispensers can be made to dispense items onto pressure plates, can be made to shoot at objects other than mobs, can be made as a long distance communications device.
#3073 [20:17] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: also a nice way to store stuff :D
#3074 [20:18] <Poketoa> Heh
#3075 [20:18] * |Kiikun| blinks at grey and thinks of using dispensers + plates instead of redstone wire!
#3075 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> I've made dispensers as sort of a wireless redstone transmitter, so i didn't have to dig underneath a long tunnel for my redstone
#3076 [20:18] <Poketoa> I've only looked into redstone since yesterday when I made some tracks
#3077 [20:18] <_Effect> ...items can set off pressure plates?!
#3078 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3079 [20:19] <|Kiikun|> any entity sets off wooden. except arrows
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#3081 [20:19] <|Kiikun|> arrows work when theres particle effects nearby
#3082 [20:19] <_Effect> Oh, I see. interesting
#3083 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Ever wanted to make a long timer, but don't have the space to do an elaborate redstone timer? dispenser + plate gives you 5 minutes before the item disappears
#3084 [20:19] <Frigster> somebody post that thing with all the servers again. I got it all figuered out
#3085 [20:19] <Frigster> I thinl
#3086 [20:20] <Frigster> THINK
#3087 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> ??> Frigster smp/serversetup
#3088 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3089 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3090 [20:20] <_Effect> ??> Frigster smp/servers
#3091 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3092 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Frigster: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3093 [20:20] <_Effect> Other one ;)
#3094 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> ;ip Frigster
#3095 [20:20] <WugBot> IP address of Frigster is: 98.14.195.102
#3096 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> !check 98.14.195.102
#3097 [20:20] <Poketoa> back into my Great Mine I go
#3098 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> oh :P
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#3101 [20:23] <Poketoa> Heh, I might learn a bit just by hanging around here. :P
#3102 [20:23] <_Effect> I've learned so much over like, a day and a half:P
#3103 [20:23] <Jovet> you and 191 others. that's what I'm trying to do.
#3104 [20:23] <|Kiikun|> heh
#3105 [20:23] <Jovet> alas I'm too old to learn new tricks.
#3106 [20:23] <_Effect> And I'm happy I can actually help xD
#3107 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> Well, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Don't let it suck away your free time.
#3108 [20:25] <Jovet> (it already has)
#3109 [20:25] <_Effect> ^
#3110 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> lol
#3111 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> !check
#3112 [20:26] <Jovet> that's like saying don't get too wet in the shower. hah
#3113 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> ok :3
#3114 [20:28] * |Kiikun| stabs server
#3114 [20:28] <Jovet> that how you evade tips, Kiikun?
#3115 [20:29] <_Effect> Oh cool, you don't even need to enter your IP if its local?
#3116 [20:29] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: im having this feelign that the first person who connects to a server after its been started always gets the 'Invalad Key' thing
#3117 [20:29] * GreyVulpine shakes
#3117 [20:29] <|Kiikun|> _Effect: nope :3 so long as its your ip and default port
#3118 [20:29] <_Effect> Awesome! I like!
#3119 [20:29] <Jovet> Kiikum: no it's random. And it's fixed in 1.0.1
#3120 [20:30] <|Kiikun|> ... 1.0.1 already out? o.o; hows i miss that?
#3121 [20:30] <|Kiikun|> or just server upgrade?
#3122 [20:30] <Jovet> just a server, there is no client 1.0.1
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#3124 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| - This was a post explaining why the invalid server key error occured
#3125 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/mkjqs/bukkit_has_fixed_the_invalid_server_key_problem/
#3126 [20:33] <Jovet> yeah that was a really good read.
#3127 [20:34] <_Effect> I enjoyed that. :P
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#3129 [20:35] * Jovet is now known as me
#3129 [20:35] <_Effect> Can't stand it not being capitalized.
#3130 [20:36] <Jovet> same with mine
#3131 [20:40] <Erik|Detached> mine too
#3132 [20:40] * mib_6jy5ey [mib_6jy5ey@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3133 [20:41] <mib_6jy5ey> hey
#3134 [20:41] <Jovet> Erik: hope that odsen't mean you're, like, divorced or something ;)
#3135 [20:41] <mib_6jy5ey> i wanna play minecraft
#3136 [20:41] <_Effect> So do I!
#3137 [20:41] <Jovet> mib_6jy5ey: have you bought it?
#3138 [20:41] <Erik|Detached> me too
#3139 [20:41] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah
#3140 [20:41] <mib_6jy5ey> but i am on a netbook so it sux and the other computers busy
#3141 [20:42] <_Effect> Have you tried it on the netbook?
#3142 [20:42] <mib_6jy5ey> is minecraft lag free yet?
#3143 [20:42] <Erik|Detached> Umm it depends on ur connection
#3144 [20:42] <_Effect> Depends on your system and connection ;)
#3145 [20:42] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah netbok = lag
#3146 [20:42] <mib_6jy5ey> whats it have to do with connection lol
#3147 [20:42] <Erik|Detached> I like to help here.
#3148 [20:43] <_Effect> If you're playing online you can lag?
#3149 [20:43] <Erik|Detached> and i like when other people help me
#3150 [20:43] <mib_6jy5ey> well how the hell come it can be played on some little xperia play or something
#3151 [20:43] <mib_6jy5ey> and not on a netbook
#3152 [20:43] <Erik|Detached> What?
#3153 [20:43] * Erik|Detached is confused
#3153 [20:43] <mib_6jy5ey> u know the little xperiaplay thin
#3154 [20:43] <_Effect> I do. :P
#3155 [20:44] <mib_6jy5ey> xperia
#3156 [20:44] <Erik|Detached> I Don't lol
#3157 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> Was made specifically for the xperiaplay
#3158 [20:44] <mib_6jy5ey> its like tiny and idk i am sad cuz i wanna play minecraft but its lagy
#3159 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> netbooks, on the other hand, are crap for gaming with their underpowered cpu and graphics card
#3160 [20:44] <mib_6jy5ey> hmm
#3161 [20:45] <mib_6jy5ey> so does the xperia play have its own card?
#3162 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> the xperia was developed to be a little gaming platform
#3163 [20:45] <mib_6jy5ey> i want one then where do i get one?
#3164 [20:45] * mib_g8sn49 [mib_g8sn49@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3165 [20:45] <mib_6jy5ey> can i get one free? isnt it like a cell phone or something
#3166 [20:46] <Erik|Detached> I can swing my sword sword
#3167 [20:46] <mib_g8sn49> help please
#3168 [20:46] <mib_6jy5ey> k wat?
#3169 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> the xperiaplay is a combination PSP/phone
#3170 [20:46] <mib_6jy5ey> wat mib_g8sn49
#3171 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_xperia_play-3608.php
#3172 [20:46] <mib_g8sn49> my mine craft doesnt work
#3173 [20:47] <mib_6jy5ey> yah it looks beast
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#3175 [20:47] <mib_6jy5ey> i hope they make minecraft for the psp2
#3176 [20:47] <mib_6jy5ey> ngp idk
#3177 [20:47] <Erik|Detached> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRmIALzfdg
#3178 [20:47] <Erik|Detached> so funny.
#3179 [20:47] <mib_g8sn49> can someone help me with my mine craft
#3180 [20:47] <mib_6jy5ey> omg tobys so annoying
#3181 [20:47] <Erik|Detached> not really
#3182 [20:47] <Pablo> If the pixel format in classic doesnt work, does that mean if i buy it, it wont work either?
#3183 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_g8sn49 - Could you elaborate?
#3184 [20:47] <Erik|Detached> lol i get used to him
#3185 [20:48] <mib_g8sn49> I try to log in and it says cannot connect
#3186 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> Pablo - Most likely, either you need to update your video drivers, or your computer is too old to run minecraft
#3187 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_g8sn49 - Can't connect to minecraft.net?
#3188 [20:48] <mib_g8sn49> yes
#3189 [20:48] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah he fkin is you know hes making a playthrough and he litery just walks around for 10 episodes and doesnt know jak about minecraft
#3190 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_g8sn49 - Has it ever worked before?
#3191 [20:48] <mib_g8sn49> ... lol
#3192 [20:49] <mib_6jy5ey> and each episode is like 10 min
#3193 [20:49] <mib_wugwug> itrolldu
#3194 [20:49] <Pablo> I have Windwos 7 i dont know if thats the problem and it says my video card is updated
#3195 [20:49] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug
#3195 [20:49] * mib_wugwug is stabbed
#3195 [20:49] * GreyVulpine uberstabs Wug, twice
#3195 [20:49] <mib_wugwug> am I a convincing mibbit
#3196 [20:49] <mib_6jy5ey> mib its a server prob log in the web minecraft.net and log in there and then log in the luncher
#3197 [20:49] <mib_wugwug> mibbit doesnt like to connect to my bouncer for some reason
#3198 [20:50] <WarTheCar> Everyday, more then 20 problemed users come here and ask to fix the problem.
#3199 [20:50] <mib_wugwug> I think its afraid of it -.-
#3200 [20:50] <mib_wugwug> WarTheCar: mib_6jy5ey: I was trolling
#3201 [20:50] <mib_wugwug> I'm an op here
#3202 [20:50] <mib_6jy5ey> goddam is minecraft only on xbox not ps3?
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#3204 [20:50] <mib_wugwug> I acquired an HD webcam for $80
#3205 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> Yup
#3206 [20:51] <WarTheCar> mib_wugwug : Am I blind ? I can see this.
#3207 [20:51] <mib_wugwug> black friday was good to me
#3208 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> PS3, too hard to develop on
#3209 [20:51] <mib_6jy5ey> so is it cuz i heard its exclusive on xbox?
#3210 [20:51] <Pablo> What im wondering is if it doesnt work on classic, will it be the same if i buy the game
#3211 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> xbox, iOS, android.
#3212 [20:51] <WarTheCar> Why am I here?
#3213 [20:51] <mib_wugwug> WarTheCar: I dont know
#3214 [20:51] <WarTheCar> Waiting for my premium.
#3215 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> Pablo - Most likely, either you need to update your video drivers, or your computer is too old to run minecraft
#3216 [20:52] <mib_6jy5ey> GODAM u MICROSOFT!!! always making everyhing exclusive
#3217 [20:52] <mib_wugwug> you probably need to retry WarTheCar
#3218 [20:52] <mib_wugwug> if you havent gotten a confirmation email then payment hasnt gone through
#3219 [20:52] <mib_wugwug> it used to sometimes take a while but it seems to be fairly prompt for the last few months
#3220 [20:52] <WarTheCar> mib_wugwug : No, I'll be patient. dude I wasted 300 AED
#3221 [20:52] <mib_6jy5ey> guys there is what it should look like if there making it on consel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KfhOVOHmWA
#3222 [20:53] <mib_wugwug> WarTheCar: did you pay with paypal
#3223 [20:53] <WarTheCar> means 19.95x3
#3224 [20:53] <WarTheCar> No, visa
#3225 [20:53] <mib_wugwug> you're sure you're not buying gift codes?
#3226 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> mib_wugwug: *stab*
#3227 [20:53] <WarTheCar> I'm sure.
#3228 [20:54] <mib_wugwug> even if you tried, you would not be allowed to purchase premium for the same account 3 times
#3229 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> mib_6jy5ey: thats no what the consoel version woudl look like. also thats most likely made in sd3max or blender or something
#3230 [20:54] <mib_6jy5ey> hey on xbox will u have to pay for a server? or can u just make one and playw with friends?
#3231 [20:54] <mib_wugwug> so either the transaction is failing or visa is failing
#3232 [20:54] <mib_wugwug> both of which indicate visa is failing
#3233 [20:54] <mib_6jy5ey> |Kiikun| why not?
#3234 [20:54] <mib_wugwug> so you should call visa and ask wtf is going on
#3235 [20:55] <mib_wugwug> I have to restart due to driver installation. toodaloo
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#3237 [20:55] <WarTheCar> I got told 3+ times to call visa from this channe;.
#3238 [20:55] <WarTheCar> Someone waited 13 days.
#3239 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> mib_6jy5ey: dont know anythign about the xbox version. and everythign about that video screams 'High Quality Rendering Program' which minecraft is not :P
#3240 [20:56] <mib_6jy5ey> at my old school i would piss in the corner of the washroom stall and the next day it would be gone.. why? who cleans it up? also on the walls
#3241 [20:56] <mib_6jy5ey> |Kiikun| it looks so cool thow
#3242 [20:57] <TheNytangel`> ...
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#3244 [20:57] <Gazionetadmin> hey
#3245 [20:57] <mib_6jy5ey> i wish i could play minecraft on my shit netbook L(
#3246 [20:57] <mib_6jy5ey> :(
#3247 [20:57] <Gazionetadmin> is there going to be 1.1
#3248 [20:57] <Gazionetadmin> of minecraft?
#3249 [20:57] <TheNytangel> Sure
#3250 [20:57] <mib_6jy5ey> yes there goign to keep updating it
#3251 [20:57] <_Effect> Minecraft is done being updated forever!
#3252 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> Nope. Minecraft is going to go to version 2.
#3253 [20:58] <GreyVulpine> Then 2.5, then 1.23.
#3254 [20:58] <mib_6jy5ey> hey u guys know when the h3ll psp2 comes out? the ngp or what not name its called idk
#3255 [20:58] <GreyVulpine> then 5.0.2 beta
#3256 [20:58] <mib_6jy5ey> wdf 5.0.2 ?!!
#3257 [20:58] <_Effect> Lol..
#3258 [20:58] <mib_6jy5ey> how long are they goign to be updating it lol
#3259 [20:58] <_Effect> They're still updating WoW, arent they?
#3260 [20:58] <_Effect> Likely for awhile.
#3261 [20:59] <|Kiikun|> mib_6jy5ey: so long as they make money, people play, and notch wants to?
#3262 [20:59] <_Effect> I didn't think notch does most of the work anymore, he's more the face of minecraft. :P
#3263 [20:59] <|Kiikun|> ok... and jeb wants to.
#3264 [20:59] <_Effect> Yeah, that :P
#3265 [20:59] * |Kiikun| actually thinks iots both
#3265 [21:00] <mib_6jy5ey> how much money they make? isnt it like 250 mill? cuz 15x 2.6 mill , then 20 x 2 mill
#3266 [21:00] <mib_6jy5ey> idk
#3267 [21:00] <|Kiikun|> notch tosses things he fails at to jeb
#3268 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> 250 million?
#3269 [21:00] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah
#3270 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> Um..
#3271 [21:00] <mib_6jy5ey> or somthing like that
#3272 [21:00] <_Effect> I think they both do, but from what I've heard jeb is much more qualified, and notch is a little in over his head.
#3273 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> !calc 800000*10+4000000*15
#3274 [21:00] <GreyBot> Answer: 68000000
#3275 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> About 680 million+ euros
#3276 [21:00] <mib_6jy5ey> HOLY SHt!
#3277 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> er, 68
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#3279 [21:01] <|Kiikun|> then that goes right back into business expensess :P
#3280 [21:01] <_Effect> Yeah, that's true.
#3281 [21:01] <ShaRose> a little
#3282 [21:01] <ShaRose> hahahahah
#3283 [21:01] <mib_6jy5ey> ud think with all that money thed at least get a biger team and make the game beasty ER
#3284 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_6jy5ey - Why would they?
#3285 [21:01] <mib_6jy5ey> what u mean?
#3286 [21:01] <_Effect> More programmers makes messier code
#3287 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> ^
#3288 [21:02] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah
#3289 [21:02] <mib_6jy5ey> oh
#3290 [21:02] <_Effect> if a single being could make a game effectively, it would be the best way to go.
#3291 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> more programmers means you need someone above them to delegate. then someone above them to do the design.
#3292 [21:02] <mib_6jy5ey> plus all that money comming in with xbox? how much are they makng with that?
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#3294 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> None.
#3295 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> you lose all the crazy 'i wana make this in game' stuff
#3296 [21:02] <dibbydoo> hi
#3297 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> xbox isn't out yet
#3298 [21:02] <mib_6jy5ey> none?!
#3299 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> They're not done with it
#3300 [21:02] <dibbydoo> i need help with my server
#3301 [21:02] <mib_6jy5ey> but how much they going to
#3302 [21:02] <_Effect> Dibby, you havent figured it out?
#3303 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> dibbydoo: whats up? :D
#3304 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> Don't know. They haven't set a price point for the xbox version
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#3306 [21:03] <mib_6jy5ey> hell whens the xbox demo gonna be out my friend want to try it ?
#3307 [21:03] <mib_6jy5ey> hey*
#3308 [21:03] <_Effect> It'll probably be $20-40.
#3309 [21:03] <|Kiikun|> mib_6jy5ey: then macroshaft will be takign a cut of the xbox version.. and the payment processor
#3310 [21:03] <dibbydoo> no, i have a himachi server, i can connect, my friend connected to the himachi thing, but he still cant connect
#3311 [21:03] * |Kiikun| wonders how much mojang will see of the xbox ver...
#3311 [21:03] <mib_6jy5ey> notch is so fat
#3312 [21:03] <dibbydoo> to the server
#3313 [21:04] <_Effect> Very little. Likely less than 10% :P
#3314 [21:04] <|Kiikun|> oh wait.. isnt another team doign the xbox?
#3315 [21:04] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah
#3316 [21:04] <|Kiikun|> or was that just the andorid/ios?
#3317 [21:04] <_Effect> That's why the CoD line started the whole COD Elite thing.. :P
#3318 [21:04] <mib_6jy5ey> mw3 so awesome
#3319 [21:04] <_Effect> Meh. I played it twice. Skyrim. All. The. Way.
#3320 [21:04] <mib_6jy5ey> battlefied 3 better though
#3321 [21:04] <dibbydoo> hey, can you help me?
#3322 [21:05] <_Effect> Dibbydoo, I can try again.
#3323 [21:05] * |Kiikun| blocks you both in with Bedrock.
#3323 [21:05] <dibbydoo> this is a help line
#3324 [21:05] <mib_6jy5ey> skyrim take so long to beat
#3325 [21:05] <_Effect> You don't "Beat" skyrim.
#3326 [21:05] <mib_6jy5ey> wat dibbydoo
#3327 [21:05] <dibbydoo> my friend cant connect, but i can,
#3328 [21:05] <mib_6jy5ey> yeah after u make dragon armor
#3329 [21:05] <mib_6jy5ey> does he have another account?
#3330 [21:05] <_Effect> Daedric is better than dragon.
#3331 [21:05] <mib_6jy5ey> or are u using the same acount?
#3332 [21:06] <mib_6jy5ey> what evs nerd
#3333 [21:06] <mib_6jy5ey> jk lol
#3334 [21:06] <dibbydoo> no, he has a seperate account
#3335 [21:06] <mib_6jy5ey> k why cant he connect?
#3336 [21:06] <mib_6jy5ey> whats the error?
#3337 [21:06] <_Effect> Skyrim is the best game that has ever existed :P Anyways. Dibby, have you tried proper portforwarding instead of hamachi?
#3338 [21:06] <dibbydoo> it says timed out or just cant connect
#3339 [21:06] <mib_6jy5ey> oh server stuff
#3340 [21:07] * |Kiikun| coughs
#3340 [21:07] <dibbydoo> i cant figure out portforwarding, its hard
#3341 [21:07] <mib_6jy5ey> god dam they need to make it easier to make server like in tarria or what that thing called
#3342 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> ?? fubar/hamachi
#3343 [21:07] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#3344 [21:07] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
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#3347 [21:07] <mib_6jy5ey> dam voxelhead , u ever get any sleep?
#3348 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> dibbydoo: do you atleast know what kind of router you have?
#3349 [21:07] <_Effect> Oh, I see!
#3350 [21:07] <mib_6jy5ey> jk i know hes a bot
#3351 [21:07] <dibbydoo> yes. netgear
#3352 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> :pf
#3353 [21:07] <WugBot> pf: You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#3354 [21:07] <WugBot> pf: Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#3355 [21:08] <mib_6jy5ey> quastion
#3356 [21:08] <|Kiikun|> dibbydoo: skip the PFCOnfig ad
#3357 [21:08] <mib_6jy5ey> who here goes to school?
#3358 [21:08] <_Effect> I do.
#3359 [21:08] <mib_6jy5ey> who heh goes to school?
#3360 [21:08] * |Kiikun| schools mib_6jy5ey in being a mibblet!
#3360 [21:09] <_Effect> Mirc? -.-
#3361 [21:09] <BadNinja22> I forgot to close down a login on my laptop before loging in on my pc and now it will not let me back in
#3362 [21:09] <mib_6jy5ey> k next time u need to take a piss , go to the washroom stalls piss in the corner and the walls , or if u want piss all over the toilet so if someoe needs to take a sht ...
#3363 [21:09] <_Effect> Why would I do that?
#3364 [21:09] * WugBot kicked mib_6jy5ey from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_6jy5ey :Kicked by |Kiikun|) (stop)
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#3366 [21:09] <Pablo> should i buy minecraft even though classic wont work (i have windows 7 and updated my video card)?
#3367 [21:10] <mib_dxdngl> and then write on the walls U MAD BRO?
#3368 [21:10] <_Effect> Classic doesn't often work
#3369 [21:10] <mib_dxdngl> DO ITT
#3370 [21:10] <mib_dxdngl> RAGE QUIT
#3371 [21:10] <mib_dxdngl> FUCK !!!!!!!!!!
#3372 [21:10] * AuBot kicked mib_dxdngl from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_dxdngl :Please keep it civil.)
#3373 [21:10] <_Effect> We get tons of people having those issues in this room. The actual game works, and is 2,000x better than the classic.
#3374 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: you can try the demo version.
#3375 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> ?? demo
#3376 [21:10] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3377 [21:10] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#3378 [21:10] <BadNinja22> I forgot to close down a login on my laptop before loging in on my pc and now it will not let me back in
#3379 [21:11] <Pablo> k il try it
#3380 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> BadNinja22: on the game? just relogin
#3381 [21:11] <_Effect> BadNinja22: Can you not log out on your laptop? Different floor?:P
#3382 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> BadNinja22: or you mean IRC?
#3383 [21:11] <BadNinja22> Already tried and it won't allow login
#3384 [21:12] <BadNinja22> I logged out on both and now can't log back in on either
#3385 [21:13] <|Kiikun|> BadNinja22: you getting 'Login Failed' or 'Cant Connect to Minecraft.net'?
#3386 [21:13] <Pablo> if demo doesnt work im going to forget minecraft until i get new computer and get saints row the third :D
#3387 [21:13] <BadNinja22> login failed
#3388 [21:13] <_Effect> Pablo, what are your specs?
#3389 [21:13] <|Kiikun|> BadNinja22: doublecheck and/or change the login on the website.
#3390 [21:13] <Pablo> specs?
#3391 [21:14] <_Effect> What's your computer like? Processor, vid card, ram, that kind of stuff.
#3392 [21:14] <BadNinja22> Can't login to the website. That is the problem
#3393 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: if you have a computer with over 1.5gb ram, a good dedicated video card (nvidia or amd), and a processor atleast 1.8GHz, you can run minecraft very well usually
#3394 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> :resetpass
#3395 [21:14] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#3396 [21:15] <_Effect> Too many bots.
#3397 [21:15] <TheNytangel> !login
#3398 [21:15] <TheNytangel> _Effect, only 4
#3399 [21:15] <|Kiikun|> ;hug _Effect
#3400 [21:15] * WugBot hugs _Effect
#3400 [21:15] * mib_pagelw [mib_pagelw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3401 [21:15] <|Kiikun|> :P\
#3402 [21:15] <_Effect> That's more than enough :P
#3403 [21:15] <Pablo> windows 7, video card is radeon x300 se 1.0 gb ram
#3404 [21:16] <_Effect> 1.0gb on your vid card or ram for your computer?
#3405 [21:16] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, http://pastebin.com/bd0SvSGC :)
#3406 [21:16] <Pablo> ram for computer im guessing
#3407 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: yes yes.. stop showing off your 16gb of ram :/
#3408 [21:17] <_Effect> TheNytangel: Goddamn it, keep that to yourself D:
#3409 [21:17] <TheNytangel> I wasn't pointing at the RAM...
#3410 [21:17] <TheNytangel> _Effect, why?
#3411 [21:17] <_Effect> It makes me jealous. >=[
#3412 [21:17] <TheNytangel> These guys need it for when I need help updating my video card drivers ;)
#3413 [21:17] <_Effect> Suuuure!
#3414 [21:18] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: give the demo a try. if it works and you like then youlle be good :D
#3415 [21:18] <TheNytangel> _Effect, everyone needs help with that :P
#3416 [21:18] <|Kiikun|> if the demo doesnt workkk then we can do the basic-fixes and see if it works then :P
#3417 [21:18] <Pablo> nothings showing up Dx
#3418 [21:18] <Kealper> !check mc.greengrassgaming.net
#3419 [21:18] <_Effect> I did mine myself!
#3420 [21:18] <_Effect> Yesterday!
#3421 [21:18] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, help! It says "Bad video card drivers" so how do I update them?
#3422 [21:18] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Niddhog, or HAL9000?
#3423 [21:18] <TheNytangel> _Effect, of course I know how to update them
#3424 [21:19] <_Effect> "{
#3425 [21:19] <_Effect> :P*
#3426 [21:19] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, Mac OS X
#3427 [21:19] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: sorry. cant update macs. go buy the next version of their monolithic OS.
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#3429 [21:19] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3430 [21:19] <_Effect> :P
#3431 [21:20] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3432 [21:20] <Scott> |Kiikun|: Driver updates are available via Apple menu > Software Update...
#3433 [21:20] <_Effect> Nytangel you run 2 vid cards?
#3434 [21:20] <Pablo> ooo it opened
#3435 [21:20] <Scott> Apple does not keep EOL'd versions updated though.
#3436 [21:20] <Scott> Currently Snow Leopard and Lion are supported.
#3437 [21:21] <Pablo> yeah it says i need to update but when i went to go see about this, it said its already been updated
#3438 [21:22] <|Kiikun|> Scott: im probably not going to remember that when the next mac breaker comes through.
#3439 [21:22] <_Effect> I want to know what these commands do with voxelhead. Anywhere I can view what each command does or somewhere I can test it that it wont spam?
#3440 [21:22] <|Kiikun|> ??> _Effect index
#3441 [21:22] <VoxelHead> _Effect: (index) See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#3442 [21:22] <_Effect> Not the entries. I have that. I want to know WHAT they do :P
#3443 [21:22] <|Kiikun|> ??>> _Effect help\
#3444 [21:22] <|Kiikun|> ??>> _Effect help
#3445 [21:22] <_Effect> I know how it works D:
#3446 [21:23] <|Kiikun|> _Effect: you wanan knwo what they say? join ##voxelhead and poke them all :P
#3447 [21:23] <Pablo> Minecraft: Minecraft Demo (PC Gamer)
#3448 [21:23] <Pablo> failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]
#3449 [21:24] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin > Pablo
#3450 [21:24] <WugBot> Pablo: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#3451 [21:24] <_Effect> I joined and decided I'd leave again, once I saw who was in there. xD
#3452 [21:24] <TheNytangel> _Effect, so did I have enough RAM to run the game?
#3453 [21:24] <_Effect> No.
#3454 [21:24] <TheNytangel> D:
#3455 [21:24] <_Effect> You'll need another 16gb.
#3456 [21:24] <TheNytangel> How much more do I need? I can go up to 32GB
#3457 [21:24] <_Effect> Perfect!
#3458 [21:25] <_Effect> You never answered my question :P I asked if you're running two vid cards
#3459 [21:25] <Erik|Detached> what?
#3460 [21:25] <|Kiikun|> Erik|Detached: hi?
#3461 [21:25] <Erik|Detached> Hi.
#3462 [21:25] <Pablo> http://pastebin.com/p30Pqiev
#3463 [21:26] <Erik|Detached> .u POOP
#3464 [21:26] <Erik|Detached> aww
#3465 [21:26] <_Effect> WHAT!? AuBot analyzes the pastebin link?!?!
#3466 [21:26] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: update your video driver :P
#3467 [21:26] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3468 [21:26] <Pablo> i says its already updated/
#3469 [21:26] <TheNytangel> Why would I need two video cards?
#3470 [21:26] <_Effect> Two monitors? ;)
#3471 [21:26] <TheNytangel> It has two DVI ports on it already
#3472 [21:26] <|Kiikun|> :dx > Pablo
#3473 [21:26] <WugBot> Pablo: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3474 [21:26] <WugBot> Pablo: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3475 [21:27] <_Effect> Ahh, very nice.
#3476 [21:27] * |Kiikun| thinks pablo has WindowsUpdate drivers...
#3476 [21:27] * |Kiikun| shudders
#3476 [21:27] <TheNytangel> And my internet is as slow as a snail
#3477 [21:27] <_Effect> Really?
#3478 [21:28] <TheNytangel> Divided by 9
#3479 [21:28] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: thats what happens when you let someone use you asa botnet.. oops :P ignore that!
#3480 [21:28] <_Effect> Wow. Now all I can see is you playing battlefield 3 alone in your basement. Against a team of AI.
#3481 [21:29] <_Effect> Unless you are playing Skyrim. Because Skyrim is an adequate use of that computer.
#3482 [21:29] <TheNytangel> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1613050872.png Surprisingly the download speed is over 1. And the upload speed was at .2 but spiked up to .6 at the very end
#3483 [21:29] <TheNytangel> Usually the download speed is .4-.6
#3484 [21:29] <TheNytangel> _Effect, don't own skyrim
#3485 [21:30] <_Effect> Oh my.
#3486 [21:30] <_Effect> ...my internet connection.. its decent now?
#3487 [21:30] <_Effect> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1613052149.png
#3488 [21:31] <_Effect> It used to be SO bad.
#3489 [21:31] <TheNytangel> We are getting a 30/5 speed sometime.. next month?
#3490 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: *waits*
#3491 [21:31] <_Effect> Damn. Very nice.
#3492 [21:31] <_Effect> I have a 20gb cap.
#3493 [21:32] <Pablo> im hoping i did this right
#3494 [21:32] <Pablo> im hoping i did this right
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#3496 [21:33] <_Effect> It won't do it if it's going to mess it up.
#3497 [21:33] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheCar
#3498 [21:33] <WarTheCar> !Paid WarTheBar
#3499 [21:33] <_Effect> Or, that's the general trend I've witnessed.
#3500 [21:33] <_Effect> !paid WarTheBar
#3501 [21:33] <WarTheCar> :/
#3502 [21:34] <Pablo> http://pastebin.com/tEhn4KpX
#3503 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: still need the link :P even if you did it wrong and only coppies the first dozen or so lines, what im looking for is there (you already said you have an x300)
#3504 [21:35] <_Effect> How does one get this information?
#3505 [21:35] <Pablo> thats a whole lot of information..
#3506 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: ok yes. 1: you used windows update to install video drivers. dont do that. microsoft strips out opengl on those drivers
#3507 [21:36] <Pablo> iv had to get this computer fixed a lot, and then we found this new guy and he put in windows 7 and stuff
#3508 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#3509 [21:36] <_Effect> Pablo, wipe the thing. :P
#3510 [21:37] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: either install the catalyst suite (contains alot of supporting apps from amd) or just install the WDM Driver
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#3512 [21:38] <Pablo> so install either of those two?
#3513 [21:39] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: yes. the suite contains the WDM drivers and other tools. the WDM drivers is smaller and really all you need
#3514 [21:39] <Pablo> what do you mean wipe the thing?
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#3516 [21:40] <_Effect> I mean wipe the entire computer. Restart :P
#3517 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: ignore him :P he was sugesting a system restore (aka erasing your entire computer and starting fresh
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#3519 [21:41] <Pablo> oh so i can just download the thing right now? I thought you said to wipe the thing
#3520 [21:41] <curmet> Hi we have tried to down load minecraft game 6 times I it just doesnt load
#3521 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: you can download and install and you shodul be hunky-doory :D
#3522 [21:42] <_Effect> curmet: What do you mean it doens't load?
#3523 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> curmet: you have java installed?
#3524 [21:42] <curmet> we have done that & it just give us a messgae saying game is not downloaded
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#3526 [21:43] <curmet> yes we have the latest java installeds
#3527 [21:43] <_Effect> curmet, you need to run the minecraft.exe file you downloaded, log in, and allow it to download the full game.
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#3529 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> curmet: thats because your failign login or 'cant connect to minecraft.net'
#3530 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> curmet: whats your minecraft username?
#3531 [21:43] <curmet> brian911911
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#3533 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> !paid brian911911
#3534 [21:43] <curmet> i thought it was a free game
#3535 [21:43] <pumpkin_pub> !paid
#3536 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> curmet: and before you can actually download the game, you havbe to purchase it :P
#3537 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> classic is free
#3538 [21:44] <curmet> we just want the classis
#3539 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> curmet: there is no download for classic, its via the website only
#3540 [21:44] <pumpkin_pub> so i keep getting "failed to launch" error when i launch minceraft app. it seems like the binaries are missing but it will not download them..
#3541 [21:44] <curmet> how to we play via the we?
#3542 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> curmet: http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play and http://www.minecraft.net/classic/list
#3543 [21:44] <TheNytangel> _Effect, 850W power supply and 2TB hard drive too :)
#3544 [21:44] <pumpkin_pub> this problem is on two computers. both os x 10.5.8 and mincraft version 1.0
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#3546 [21:45] <_Effect> Okay okay. Idk what you want from me anymore D:
#3547 [21:45] <pumpkin_pub> !help
#3548 [21:45] <pumpkin_pub> !login
#3549 [21:45] <sirspazzolot> lol
#3550 [21:45] <Jovet> 10.5.8 is pretty old.
#3551 [21:46] <TheNytangel> _Effect, just torturing you :P
#3552 [21:46] <pumpkin_pub> ? it does not work for me. this is why i am here seeking help
#3553 [21:46] <_Effect> I know, I'm just playing :P
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#3555 [21:46] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: go download this, install it, and restart your computer: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1359
#3556 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> pumpkin_pub: did you put it in your /Applications folder?
#3557 [21:46] <curmet> Ok I just tried the classic it said I need Java yet we have the latest installed?
#3558 [21:47] <TheNytangel> _Effect, was the first time I built a computer, and someone helped me over skype. And it hasn't burnt down our house yet :D
#3559 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> ??> curmet java/version
#3560 [21:47] <VoxelHead> curmet: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3561 [21:47] <_Effect> Haha, that's awesome!
#3562 [21:47] <clarjon1> TheNytangel: FWOOSH
#3563 [21:47] <VoxelHead> curmet: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3564 [21:47] <NotWug> TheNytangel: thats because it was GreyVulpine
#3565 [21:47] <TheNytangel> I know :P
#3566 [21:47] <NotWug> if it was me your whole state would be on fire
#3567 [21:47] <_Effect> I've built a computer before! Except it had like 30gb hdd, 256mb ram..
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#3569 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: timetravel back in tiem and become the guy who was here whingin about his computer being on fire and minecraft not working...
#3570 [21:48] <TheNytangel> NotWug, you wanted to help.. but you found out the next day
#3571 [21:48] <NotWug> :(
#3572 [21:48] <Guest16358> Hey uh, my minecraft will load, get to the mojang screen, but when i get to the title screen, The rotating picture is in the bottom left, meaning i can only see the top left of it, and whenever i make a game, it freezes and does nothing, no matter how long i wait.
#3573 [21:48] <curmet> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 29).
#3574 [21:48] <pumpkin_pub> downloading the new java now. thanks. and yes the app that i dowload from the site is in the application folder
#3575 [21:48] <NotWug> Guest16358: check your version of java
#3576 [21:48] <TheNytangel> NotWug, we can still talk on skype... if you want to
#3577 [21:48] <NotWug> its probably really out of daet
#3578 [21:49] <Guest16358> i have the latest, ive deleted and completely reinstalled the game
#3579 [21:49] <NotWug> TheNytangel: this presents a conundrum
#3580 [21:49] <pumpkin_pub> java version "1.6.0_26"
#3581 [21:49] <NotWug> I have 3 skype accounts
#3582 [21:49] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: good good.
#3583 [21:49] <NotWug> which one do I share the info of
#3584 [21:49] <TheNytangel> And you use all 3 at once...
#3585 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> curmet: "This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse." is part of the page itself. the game is supposed to load above it.
#3586 [21:49] <TheNytangel> NotWug, the second one?
#3587 [21:49] <NotWug> feh you might as well get the one that has my real name
#3588 [21:49] <pumpkin_pub> i know for a fact that the binaries are not there. there is no mincraft folder in the application support folder
#3589 [21:49] <NotWug> one of them is a troll account
#3590 [21:50] <NotWug> and the other is an old one
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#3592 [21:50] <curmet> it did not load,
#3593 [21:50] <NotWug> the troll one is lulzy
#3594 [21:50] <Guest16358> I do have the latest java
#3595 [21:50] <NotWug> Guest16358: which version
#3596 [21:50] <NotWug> I want to see a number
#3597 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> curmet: nothing poped up saying 'i want to run a japap application'?
#3598 [21:51] <Guest16358> Well, i redowloaded it, but its still acting like and older version. It works at my friends house, and im starting to wonder if my computer just cant handle it
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#3600 [21:52] <pumpkin_pub> jovet, any more ideas?
#3601 [21:53] <pumpkin_pub> !help
#3602 [21:53] <George> umm hi i recently tried to play minecraft and i downloaded the new version of java and when i was all done loading it told me that the pixel format was not accelerated... how do i fix that?
#3603 [21:53] <curmet> No it did nothing
#3604 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> George: thats telling you your video drivers need to be updated
#3605 [21:53] <curmet> we got the same message as george
#3606 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> curmet: id say.........
#3607 [21:54] * |Kiikun| stabs curmet
#3607 [21:54] <George> well do u know how im suppose to update my video drivers?
#3608 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> if you get a message sayign something is wrong you TELL US ~.~ not say 'it do noteeng!'
#3609 [21:54] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: I need to read back to catch up on what's going on, but I'm reading something else right now
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#3611 [21:54] <Rendrag> anyone know what's up with the 'lost password' thing? I did a lost username, and the email arrived.. I do a lost password, and it just takes me back to the homepage with no message :(
#3612 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> :dx > George & curmet
#3613 [21:54] <WugBot> George: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3614 [21:54] <WugBot> George: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3615 [21:54] <pumpkin_pub> jovet: kk thanks anyway
#3616 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> curmet: do same as george
#3617 [21:55] <Pablo> hope this works :D
#3618 [21:55] <pumpkin_pub> anyone else free at the moment? i got a really tricky issue going on that i been trying to deal with for about a week now..
#3619 [21:56] <George> wanna enlighten me on what a win+r key is?
#3620 [21:56] <Pablo> just press the windows key and type in the dxdiag :D thats what i did atleast
#3621 [21:56] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/key
#3622 [21:56] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3623 [21:56] <Scott> the windows key is the one with the ugly flag
#3624 [21:57] <George> oh the windows key sorry mis communication
#3625 [21:57] <Erik|Detached> mc.fizzcraft.com the server _Effect helped me!
#3626 [21:57] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: give me a few, I'll get there
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#3628 [21:58] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: alrght, i'll wait it out. was in a hurry but i guess it can wait ;)
#3629 [21:58] <George> its loading
#3630 [21:58] <curmet> it loading
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#3633 [21:59] <charmander> my payment will not go through
#3634 [21:59] <|Kiikun|> ?? payment
#3635 [21:59] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3636 [21:59] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#3637 [22:00] <clarjon1> ?? support
#3638 [22:00] <VoxelHead> support: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3639 [22:00] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: I am afraid I don't see a description of your problem. What is going on for you?
#3640 [22:01] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: i dont have the binary files, i erased them in hopes of fixing my issue and they wont download again
#3641 [22:01] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: my error is "failed to lauch" (4) and then the path to the minecraft.jar file
#3642 [22:01] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: do you still ahve the launcher .app?
#3643 [22:01] <pumpkin_pub> yes
#3644 [22:02] <pumpkin_pub> when i run it from the launcher app or from the website, it gives the same error
#3645 [22:02] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: what happens when you click "Options" versus logging in and do "Force Update" ?
#3646 [22:02] <Pablo> ok so i finished installing, the demo window wont open and the classic version wont work still, should i do a quick restart?
#3647 [22:02] <pumpkin_pub> clicking force update and loging in does nothing different. it dowloads a few things and then stops with that error
#3648 [22:03] <Guest58459> it says something like it falied then when i click o.k it says transaction was succesful
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#3650 [22:03] <Rendrag> hrrm, the password reset finally came through (only took 30 mins), but the site still says 'unknown username or password' after changing my password
#3651 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: sure.
#3652 [22:03] <Jovet> Rendrag: that is not uncommon, just keep trying it every 5-10 minutes until it works
#3653 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> Rendrag: try in the launcher? the sites been derping out lately
#3654 [22:03] <Rendrag> Jovet: keep trying the login, or the password reset? ;)
#3655 [22:04] <Rendrag> ahhh, ok thanks
#3656 [22:04] <Jovet> Rendrag: the login. don't reset your password unless you don't know what it is
#3657 [22:04] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: also this problem is on two computers, both macs both os x 10.5.8
#3658 [22:04] <Jackson413> is there a way to bind a command to a key
#3659 [22:04] <Guest58459> my payment will not go through it says something like it falied then when i click o.k it says transaction was succesful
#3660 [22:04] <Jackson413> in minecraft
#3661 [22:04] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: i have minecraft working on my win 7 pc
#3662 [22:04] <Rendrag> I haven't played in 4-5 months, when I couldn't login, thought it was my problem ;)
#3663 [22:04] <Rendrag> ta, i'll keep trying
#3664 [22:04] <Rendrag> have a good one :)
#3665 [22:04] <George> why do i paste onto paste bin?
#3666 [22:04] <Guest58459> my payment will not go through it says something like it falied then when i click o.k it says transaction was succesful
#3667 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> Guest58459: thats moneybookers blockign your payemtn.. or your bankl dues to fraud prevention. call your bank and tell them you wish to allow that payment
#3668 [22:04] <Jovet> George: because flooding the channel with a huge paste is rude.
#3669 [22:04] <George> ha
#3670 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin
#3671 [22:05] <WugBot> pastebin: Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#3672 [22:05] <George> ok so then i paste the link here then what?
#3673 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> yup :3
#3674 [22:05] <Jackson413> is there a way to bind a command to a key
#3675 [22:05] <George> what do u do when i paste it here
#3676 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: you can change the keys in options...
#3677 [22:05] <Jackson413> i want a specific command
#3678 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> George: i look at it and give you link to updated video drivers
#3679 [22:05] <George> k
#3680 [22:05] <curmet> so I just pasted into pastbin do they send me something via my gmail which is what I logged in under?f
#3681 [22:05] <George> http://pastebin.com/9PfuFqds
#3682 [22:05] <Jackson413> like binding p to give me something
#3683 [22:06] <Jackson413> like when i press p it does /give jackson413 slimeball 10
#3684 [22:06] <Jackson413> do i need a mod
#3685 [22:06] <George> so then u just gimme the link to the new one?
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#3687 [22:06] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: have you ever had minecraft work on these macs, or is this a first time?
#3688 [22:06] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: Single Player Commands allows binding like tat.. but we dont support mods :P
#3689 [22:07] <George> done yet?
#3690 [22:07] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: minecraft has been working fine on one of them til about when 1.0 came out. the other stopped working with the openGL issue. dont remember what version that was
#3691 [22:08] * |Kiikun| is navigating the dell driver site
#3691 [22:08] <Scott> How do I add a FAQ?
#3692 [22:08] <George> are u done yet?
#3693 [22:08] <curmet> http://pastebin.com/Zmw7qpDJ
#3694 [22:09] <pumpkin_pub> lol @ george
#3695 [22:09] <George> what?
#3696 [22:09] <pumpkin_pub> <3
#3697 [22:09] <George> what?
#3698 [22:10] <pumpkin_pub> in tha butt?
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#3700 [22:10] <Pablo> it didnt work -sadface-
#3701 [22:10] <curmet> Is any one looking at my pastbin
#3702 [22:10] <George> who ever is lookin at the pastebin thing is it done?
#3703 [22:11] <Jovet> George: the more you type the more you distract people that are trying to help you and others from actually doing so.
#3704 [22:11] * |Kiikun| HATES DELLS SITE!!!!
#3704 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> grah!
#3705 [22:11] <George> sorry.. im trying to be patient but its hard
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#3707 [22:12] <Jovet> George: don't try, do it.
#3708 [22:12] <|Kiikun|> George: your desktop is a dimension 5150, right? (or E510)
#3709 [22:12] <George> no idea
#3710 [22:12] <|Kiikun|> George: look on front of case.
#3711 [22:12] <curmet> Is anyone ready whats wrong with http://pastebin.com/Zmw7qpDJ cheers
#3712 [22:13] <George> what case? u mean the computer thingy
#3713 [22:13] <George> its an E510
#3714 [22:14] <|Kiikun|> curmet: *cheers for easy to find non-dell* http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/285.62/285.62-desktop-win7-winvista-32bit-english-whql.exe
#3715 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> George: im going to asume your computer got an upgrade because the e510 is supposed to have ati, not nvidia
#3716 [22:15] <George> ok? so whats that mean?
#3717 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> wait... lol... you can use the same drivers at curmet
#3718 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> both 7series.
#3719 [22:16] <George> talking to me?
#3720 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> George: yes.. download and install http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/285.62/285.62-desktop-win7-winvista-32bit-english-whql.exe
#3721 [22:16] <George> curmet did it work?
#3722 [22:16] <pumpkin_pub> Jovet: any word?
#3723 [22:16] <Scott> |Kiikun|: http://files.minecraftirc.net/mac/comkey.jpg http://files.minecraftirc.net/windows/winkey.jpg are those good enough?
#3724 [22:16] <curmet> were downloading keep you posted
#3725 [22:16] <Jovet> they look good to me Scott
#3726 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> Scott: sure. but rotation can be fixed :P
#3727 [22:17] <Jovet> pumpkin_pub: I sent you a PM
#3728 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> you both have Geforce 7-Series video cards on Windows 7 32bit systems.
#3729 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> and you both used windows update for video drivers ~.~
#3730 [22:17] <George> curmet tell me when it done
#3731 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> never update drivers through windows update
#3732 [22:18] <George> is it done yet?
#3733 [22:18] <curmet> OK we have downloaded so we try to reinstall minecraft
#3734 [22:19] <George> tell me how it goes
#3735 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> curmet: just run that. it installs the latest video drivers. you should be fine runngin minecraft afterwards
#3736 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> George: so... your impatient when waiting for me to wade through dell-doublespeak.. but patient for someone else to fix the same problem you have?
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#3738 [22:21] <George> haha no? idk
#3739 [22:21] <George> curm is good?
#3740 [22:21] <morgy987> i got a new laptop how do I transfer Minecraft to my new comp?
#3741 [22:21] <Jovet> morgy987: first go to minecraft.net and download the launcher on the download page.
#3742 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> George: you have an extra point in that it might ACTUALLY be a dell-nvidia card and that i need to go find some dell-provided driver for you.
#3743 [22:22] <Scott> Is there some easy way to migrate Windows?
#3744 [22:22] <George> ok?
#3745 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> Scott: theres built in stuff for migration
#3746 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> but theres no 'taske everything off here and put there'
#3747 [22:22] <Scott> oh
#3748 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> its mostly just settings and user files
#3749 [22:23] <Scott> Time Machine lets you restore everything.
#3750 [22:23] <sirspazzolot> copy and paste partitions
#3751 [22:23] <sirspazzolot> gparted for the winzors
#3752 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> ...
#3753 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> no.
#3754 [22:23] <sirspazzolot> you'll have to fix booting and such on your own
#3755 [22:23] <sirspazzolot> :)
#3756 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> just... no..
#3757 [22:23] <Scott> I don't actually need to. I was just curious lol
#3758 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> less headache to just permanently use a virtual box <.<
#3759 [22:23] <sirspazzolot> I don't like migrating operating systems. when something breaks, I just start fresh
#3760 [22:24] <Scott> With Time Machine, you just press a key sequence on boot and plugin your external drive or connect to the network, and it will restore the mac.
#3761 [22:24] * |Kiikun| was 2 more ARGHs from pullign a wug-style rage-quit
#3761 [22:24] <sirspazzolot> lol
#3762 [22:25] <Pablo> kiikun if this works, you will be my official hero :D
#3763 [22:26] * Jovet pokes Scott.
#3763 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> Pablo: it should.
#3764 [22:27] <morgy987> Jovet is there any way to import saved worlds?
#3765 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> same issue george and curmet were having, just different cards.
#3766 [22:27] <Jovet> morgy987: yes
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#3768 [22:27] <Pablo> well i tried the wdm one nothing ever happened
#3769 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> drivers from windows update dont contain opengl, which is what minecraft runs on.
#3770 [22:27] <morgy987> More information please Jovet?
#3771 [22:27] <Jovet> be right with you morgy987
#3772 [22:28] <morgy987> thanks
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#3775 [22:29] <Pablo> Kiikun = my new hero :D THank you soo much!!!
#3776 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> :3
#3777 [22:29] <im_the> hello everyone
#3778 [22:29] <Pablo> thanks once again :D il be buying it soon
#3779 [22:29] <Jovet> morgy987: you're tryingto move a single-player world to a different computer or?
#3780 [22:30] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: i hear that you are the resident mac expert, i need your expert help badly.
#3781 [22:30] <im_the> has anyone else had problems with Modloader for 1.0.0?
#3782 [22:30] * Jovet doesn't use client mods.
#3782 [22:30] <morgy987> Jovet yes changed computers but need to transfer saved worlds
#3783 [22:30] * im_the does xD
#3783 [22:30] <Jovet> morgy987: Windows?
#3784 [22:30] <Scott> pumpkin_pub; perhaps you should tell me your problem
#3785 [22:30] <im_the> grab .minecraft
#3786 [22:31] <morgy987> Yes jovet
#3787 [22:31] <im_the> transfer to new comp
#3788 [22:31] <Erik|Detached> anyone need help?
#3789 [22:31] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: ill pm you, its a pretty long issue, dont want to spam here
#3790 [22:31] <im_the> in %appdata%
#3791 [22:31] <Scott> You know what |Kiikun|, i'm going to start charging to help
#3792 [22:31] <Scott> so i can buy kindle books
#3793 [22:31] <Scott> no pumpkin_pub
#3794 [22:31] <Scott> talk here
#3795 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> Scott: rofl.
#3796 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> yes. i may learn something.... *or beable to search it in the logs later if i remember :P*
#3797 [22:32] <im_the> well bye all xD
#3798 [22:32] <Jovet> morgy987: on the computer wiht the files you want, press Windows+R and then enter: %appdata% and press Enter.
#3799 [22:32] * |Kiikun| is actually playing atm :P
#3799 [22:32] <Jovet> im_the: sorry mostof us here won't support mods because they're a pain.
#3800 [22:32] <Jovet> im_the: try the minecraft forums
#3801 [22:32] <Scott> The channel doesn't provide support for mods.
#3802 [22:32] <Scott> ?? mods
#3803 [22:32] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3804 [22:32] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#3805 [22:33] <pumpkin_pub> Scott sorry.. not sure why that was a bad idea..
#3806 [22:33] <Scott> Because we don't help in private
#3807 [22:33] <Scott> this channel is logged and others may benefit
#3808 [22:33] <TheNytangel> Scott, skype? :D
#3809 [22:33] <Scott> and I generally dislike people I don't know PMing me.
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#3811 [22:34] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: makes sense, so my issue is that i am getting the "failed to launch" error when i launch the app.
#3812 [22:34] <Jovet> morgy987: did you do that?
#3813 [22:34] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: i know the binaries are not there, since i deleted the minecraft folder from the application support folder in hopes of fixing an earlier issue
#3814 [22:35] <Scott> Did you download a new launcher?
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#3816 [22:35] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: yes and jovet gave me the debuger launcher too but it behaved the same
#3817 [22:35] <Scott> ok
#3818 [22:35] <Scott> click the Apple menu and about this mac
#3819 [22:35] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: we thing it is a permissions issue
#3820 [22:35] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: 10.5.8
#3821 [22:35] <Scott> bleh
#3822 [22:36] <Scott> open a Terminal
#3823 [22:36] <Scott> type: java -version and tell me what version
#3824 [22:36] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: java version "1.6.0_26"
#3825 [22:37] <Scott> Where is your Minecraft.app?
#3826 [22:37] <Scott> In the Applications folder?
#3827 [22:37] <pumpkin_pub> i have one in app folder and one in desktop
#3828 [22:37] <Scott> Could you delete the one in the /Applications folder and put a new on there?
#3829 [22:37] <pumpkin_pub> both act the sma
#3830 [22:38] <pumpkin_pub> kk should i put the debugger one there or get a new one from minecraft.net?
#3831 [22:38] <Scott> get a new one
#3832 [22:39] <Scott> Once you've put it in the folder, open a terminal and run this: chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#3833 [22:39] <pumpkin_pub> Scotk: ok
#3834 [22:39] <Scott> then try opening it
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#3836 [22:40] <pumpkin_pub> Scott and then just open it like normal after the command is run?
#3837 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> Ok
#3838 [22:40] <Scott> yes
#3839 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> I need, some help, about editing the code in a Minecraftserver.
#3840 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> How do I edit/Develop it to include new fetures.
#3841 [22:40] <Jovet> Gameprochampion: the code?
#3842 [22:40] <Scott> editing the code? wat
#3843 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> Yes
#3844 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> Like the main thing
#3845 [22:40] <Scott> You can't
#3846 [22:40] <Scott> It's closed source.
#3847 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> Do I just go into the .Jar?
#3848 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> And
#3849 [22:40] <Gameprochampion> Hmm
#3850 [22:40] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: should i do force update or just login?
#3851 [22:41] <Scott> You've deleted the ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/ folder right?
#3852 [22:41] <pumpkin_pub> yes
#3853 [22:41] <Gameprochampion> Well, I mean in Classic Servers, there are CTF Servers+Zombie Servers
#3854 [22:41] <Scott> then just login
#3855 [22:41] <pumpkin_pub> there is not folder in the application support folder called "minecraft"
#3856 [22:41] <Scott> okay
#3857 [22:41] <Scott> just login the game
#3858 [22:41] <Gameprochampion> While the normal code doesn't truly support CTF
#3859 [22:41] <Gameprochampion> There is no CTF Mode=True
#3860 [22:41] <Gameprochampion> But
#3861 [22:42] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: and it gives me the same error :(
#3862 [22:42] <Gameprochampion> People make edits to this
#3863 [22:42] <Gameprochampion> and make it possible to make your own server
#3864 [22:42] <Scott> pumpkin_pub: I'm going to get food. I'll be back in a bit.
#3865 [22:42] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: "failed to lauch" and then the path to the non existent jar file
#3866 [22:42] <Gameprochampion> Hmmm
#3867 [22:42] <Jovet> Gameprochampion: I suspect nobody knows what you're talking about hah
#3868 [22:42] <Gameprochampion> Let me sum it up in a quick way
#3869 [22:43] <pumpkin_pub> Scott: ill come back another time. i got to take off right now
#3870 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> People make their own type of servers, by developing Minecraft on ward by themselves.
#3871 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> What I wanted to know was
#3872 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> How do I do this edit?
#3873 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> I know Java+C#
#3874 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> But
#3875 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> I don't know where to execute it.
#3876 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> I mean
#3877 [22:43] <Gameprochampion> Editing the server files
#3878 [22:44] <Jovet> Gameprochampion: typing whole sentences will get you further in this chat channel.
#3879 [22:44] <Gameprochampion> So I can make things that normal servers don't.
#3880 [22:44] <Gameprochampion> Ok
#3881 [22:44] <curmet> that didnt work Im going to reboot
#3882 [22:44] <Gameprochampion> How do I edit the server files, to where I can insert, things that I've developed/created by using C#. How do I add it onto my server? Where do I edit it.
#3883 [22:44] <Gameprochampion> Thats really what I want to know
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#3885 [22:45] <Gameprochampion> What is the location in which I change things
#3886 [22:45] <morgy987> jovet thanks found the folder but where is the saved data?
#3887 [22:45] <morgy987> jovet thanks found the folder but where is the saved data?
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#3889 [22:45] <Gameprochampion> Uh be back later.
#3890 [22:46] <Jovet> morgy987: in the Saves folder
#3891 [22:46] <sirspazzolot> there should be a folder called saves
#3892 [22:46] <Erik|Detached> anyone need help?
#3893 [22:46] <Jovet> morgy987: you need to copy all of the folders in the "saves" folder to the "saves" folder on the other machine.
#3894 [22:46] <Jovet> morgy987: you need to copy all of the folders in the "saves" folder to the "saves" folder on the other machine.
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#3897 [22:48] <Tanics> hey Grey, you in ATM?
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#3899 [22:49] <Jovet> he hasn't spoken in a while
#3900 [22:49] <Tanics> ah cheers Jovet
#3901 [22:50] <Jovet> only if you provide the wine.
#3902 [22:50] <Tanics> lol
#3903 [22:50] <sirspazzolot> trololol
#3904 [22:50] <morgy987> Thanks Jovet and anyone else, It worked.
#3905 [22:51] <Jovet> morgy987: good to hear. :)
#3906 [22:52] <morgy987> yep my dad couldn't do it so I had to do it myself
#3907 [22:52] <morgy987> with your help
#3908 [22:52] <Jovet> well kids are usually better at that sort of stuff than their parents anyways.
#3909 [22:53] <morgy987> :)
#3910 [22:54] <TheNytangel> Play me in Draw My Thing: http://omgpop.com/i/drawmything/u6rpi_9dce1
#3911 [22:57] <Jovet> the whole channel disappears.
#3912 [22:58] * Iaccidentally disappeared
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#3913 [23:01] <Damein> hey does anyone know the server command to make your chat show up as like server: hi in a different colour like /server or something like that?
#3914 [23:02] <Jovet> /say
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#3916 [23:02] <Damein> ty
#3917 [23:03] <Jovet> /tell might work too
#3918 [23:05] <Jovet> I can't remember. hah
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#3922 [23:09] <Damein> lol
#3923 [23:10] <montezuma> Hey, Whenever i go into Minecraft, the screen goes black and says "bad video cards". On download and browser. I dont know what i can do please help!
#3924 [23:10] <Jovet> /tell is the usual command to send a private message , I remember that
#3925 [23:10] <Jovet> montezuma: Have you ever gotten Minecraft to work or are you just doing that for the first time?
#3926 [23:11] <montezuma> I just got Minecraft
#3927 [23:11] <Jovet> ??> montezuma win/dxdiag
#3928 [23:11] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3929 [23:12] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#3930 [23:12] <Jovet> montezuma: ...in your browser's address bar and Paste it into here for us to see.
#3931 [23:13] <montezuma> Ok, thankyou one second please
#3932 [23:13] <Jovet> montezuma: no problem take your time
#3933 [23:15] <montezuma> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 11/25/11 11:13 PM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_29,
#3934 [23:15] <Jovet> montezuma: don't paste it into here!
#3935 [23:15] <Jovet> montezuma: go to the website http://pastebin.com and then paste it into the box there, and click Submit
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#3937 [23:15] <Jovet> montezuma: and give us the web address it takes you to
#3938 [23:15] <montezuma> Ok,sorry
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#3940 [23:18] <montezuma> after i pushed submit all it said in the browser was this: http://pastebin.com/SGGG8tvc
#3941 [23:19] <sirspazzolot> wow. that's a fancy bot.
#3942 [23:20] <sirspazzolot> !help
#3943 [23:20] <Jovet> montezuma: well that's the right idea, but the wrong thing. Did you bring up the "DirectX Diagnostics" ?
#3944 [23:20] <sirspazzolot> aww, no about option
#3945 [23:21] <montezuma> No i cant seem to be able to do that
#3946 [23:22] <Jovet> montezuma: Are you using Windows?
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#3948 [23:22] <montezuma> Yes, but i cant seem to do anything else on the page
#3949 [23:23] <Jovet> montezuma: don't worry about that page, I'm talking about on your computer. ;)
#3950 [23:23] <Jovet> montezuma: press the Windows key (next to Ctrl and Alt) and R at the same time. Then in the box that pops up, enter: dxdiag and press Enter
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#3954 [23:24] <mr_trousers> I can't connect to minecraft.net. Can anyone help me?
#3955 [23:24] <Jovet> !login
#3956 [23:25] <ryan8407> so i purchased a gift code and was charged but no code or email was given what should i do?
#3957 [23:25] <montezuma> should i say yes to the box?
#3958 [23:25] <CrusaderDeleters> Alright, I am getting really fed up with this crash error. I realize that it is my ram, but minecraft SHOULD NOT be crashing this much.
#3959 [23:25] <mr_trousers> my internet connection is fine, just when I log in, it tells me I can't connect to minecraft.net
#3960 [23:25] <sirspazzolot> I like your name, mr trousers
#3961 [23:25] <mr_trousers> its a random name
#3962 [23:25] <mr_trousers> it just gave it to me
#3963 [23:26] <Jovet> montezuma: yes, answer Yes
#3964 [23:26] <sirspazzolot> ah lol.
#3965 [23:26] <Jovet> mr_trousers: are you talking abou the game client or the website itself?
#3966 [23:26] <CrusaderDeleters> When I played MC before today, it crashed every other half hour. This morning, it crashed every 10 minutes. but right now, after I "Fixed" everything, it crashes every 30 seconds!
#3967 [23:27] <CrusaderDeleters> Can someone help me out with this issue, like walk me through a method to get minecraft to use more ram, or allow me to have more ram?
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#3969 [23:27] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: tell us about your computer. Operating system? How much RAM?
#3970 [23:27] <montezuma> ok now next page?
#3971 [23:28] <Jovet> ryan8407: purchases can take some time to process, unfortunately. The processing system is being hammered pretty badly. If it said your order went through then you'll get your gift code when Mojang gets the payment from the online agent.
#3972 [23:28] <Jovet> montezuma: now when it's all loaded (which it shouldbe by now) click "Save All Information" at the bottom, and save the file to your Desktop.
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#3974 [23:28] <CrusaderDeleters> Alright, it says here: "Intel Daul Core Processor, 4300 @ 1.80 GHz, 2.40GHz 2.00 Gigs of ram.
#3975 [23:28] <CrusaderDeleters> And it is a Windows XP
#3976 [23:29] <montezuma> ok i did that now what?
#3977 [23:29] <Jovet> montezuma: open that file you just saved up by double-clicking on it. It should open in Notepad.
#3978 [23:30] <montezuma> Yep
#3979 [23:30] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: that sounds okay. Do you have a current Java? http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#3981 [23:30] <Jovet> montezuma: Press Ctrl+A to select the entire file, and then Ctrl+C to copy it to the clipboard buffer. Go back to http://pastebin.com and then Paste it in there (Ctrl+V) and Submit that, and give us that link.
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#3983 [23:31] <CrusaderDeleters> I've had Java 1.6.19, and when it started crashing every 30 seconds, I've tried java 7, while setting the max allocated ram to reach 1.5 gigs, then 2 gigs. Neither worked.
#3984 [23:31] <CrusaderDeleters> It all kept the same performance.
#3985 [23:31] <Gamemakergm> Crusader...Hmm that name seems to me like I have met before.
#3986 [23:31] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: Go to the Contorl Panel and Uninstall ALL versions of Java on your machine. Reboot. Go to java.com and install version 1.6.29 ("6 update 29")
#3987 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Aw. I have to shut down my computer.
#3988 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> One moment.
#3989 [23:32] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: you don't absolutely ahve to (unless it tells you that you do) but I would
#3990 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Mk.
#3991 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> I'm deleting my 100000 worlds and seeing if that has an impact.
#3992 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Doubt it, however.
#3993 [23:33] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: you don't need to delete anything
#3994 [23:33] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: if you are worried about them affecting your system (they shoudln't) then you could move them out of the .minecraft\saves folder.
#3995 [23:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Well, I'm cleaning my worlds anyways, 99% of them are just useless worlds that, if they were good, i would rename.
#3996 [23:34] <montezuma> It says too large
#3997 [23:34] <Jovet> montezuma: what says that? pastebin.com ?
#3998 [23:34] <montezuma> yes
#3999 [23:34] <sirspazzolot> that's what she said...
#4000 [23:34] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheCar
#4001 [23:34] <WarTheCar> !Paid WarTheBar
#4002 [23:35] <WarTheCar> !paid !AuBot
#4003 [23:35] <sirspazzolot> wait whoa
#4004 [23:35] <Jovet> montezuma: right-click the file on your Desktop and do Properties. It should say the size. How big is it?
#4005 [23:35] <sirspazzolot> !paid sirspazzolot
#4006 [23:35] <WarTheCar> !Paid AuBot
#4007 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> !paid Joven
#4008 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> !paid Jovet
#4009 [23:35] <Jovet> you gys, if you want to play wit hthe robot, do it in a query window. don't confuse the newbies.
#4010 [23:35] <TheNytangel_> Play me in Draw My Thing: http://omgpop.com/i/drawmything/u6vlb_9dce1
#4011 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> lol.
#4012 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> I only wanted to do it once. :P
#4013 [23:35] <WarTheCar> Alright, sorry jovet.
#4014 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Lol, I've acted like a bot in front of Nyt before :P
#4015 [23:36] <CrusaderDeleters> Someone else was in on the joke... Cannot remember who. :P
#4016 [23:36] <montezuma> Ok its not working so im gonna try another source
#4017 [23:36] <Jovet> montezuma: did you follow my instructions about Properties?
#4018 [23:37] <montezuma> But thanks for all the help and yes but i still dont know
#4019 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> wow. I just noticed. If you wanna delete a world, you gotta convert it first. 0.0
#4020 [23:37] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: convert it??
#4021 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#4022 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> remember before the map format change? :P
#4023 [23:37] <Jovet> montezuma: if you followed my instructions then why haven't you told me the size of the file?
#4024 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> you then had to convet any old maps
#4025 [23:38] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: oh those are some old worlds!
#4026 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> yep.
#4027 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> REEAEAALLLL old.
#4028 [23:38] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: you could just delete them out of the data folders :P
#4029 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> I can hear my computer when I am converting.
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#4031 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Ik.
#4032 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> I hope I didn't delete my World 3 file.
#4033 [23:38] <mtjaxter> Hello, does anyone know about improved chat or if theres anything like it that works in 1.0?
#4034 [23:38] <mtjaxter> I love being able to scroll chat with mouse wheel
#4035 [23:38] <clarjon1> ??> mtjaxter mods
#4036 [23:38] <VoxelHead> mtjaxter: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#4037 [23:38] <VoxelHead> mtjaxter: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#4038 [23:39] <Jovet> mtjaxter: I don't know what you expect for improvement?
#4039 [23:39] <mtjaxter> improvement?
#4040 [23:39] <mtjaxter> just asking if any work for 1.0
#4041 [23:39] <mtjaxter> :)
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#4043 [23:40] <Jovet> mtjaxter: if any what work for 1.0?
#4044 [23:40] <CrusaderDeleters> that command should be changed so it would say that they can go to #mcp-modding or #risucraft for modding help.
#4045 [23:40] <clarjon1> mtjaxter: This is not the place to ask about mods
#4046 [23:40] <clarjon1> mtjaxter: Go look at the forum topic the mod creator made
#4047 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> risucraft hates newbish questions, and mcp modding isn't for general modding help
#4048 [23:40] <Jovet> GreyVulpine typed it before I could
#4049 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> We had risucraft and mcp modding in the faq entry before, risucraft got fed up, and so did mcp-modding
#4050 [23:41] <Jovet> I guess "improved chat" is a mod, I've never heard of it
#4051 [23:41] <clarjon1> yeah, it's a pretty slick mod
#4052 [23:41] <clarjon1> on slower computers, it removes the lag from typing into the talk bar
#4053 [23:42] <clarjon1> has a bit of a entry history, and has some scrollback with the server/user chat
#4054 [23:42] <clarjon1> Also lets ya be able to use the left/right arrow keys to go back and forth, and edit a single char w/o needing to backspace to it lol
#4055 [23:42] <clarjon1> ( my favorite feature )
#4056 [23:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Ohai Grey.
#4057 [23:43] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: who owns/writes/maintains VoxelHead?
#4058 [23:43] <CrusaderDeleters> I have no recollection of this map. *trash*
#4059 [23:44] <Jovet> clarjon1: I hope that makes it into minecraft sometime! hah
#4060 [23:44] <clarjon1> Jovet: It's made it into the client mod that bukkit released (spoutcraft )
#4061 [23:44] <clarjon1> But it would be epic to be in Vanila
#4062 [23:44] <clarjon1> *vanilla
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#4064 [23:44] <Tanics> I've got a pretty random problem, don't know if it has been resolved before, having trouble finding it on the forums.
#4065 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> Jovet - DopeGhoti's bot
#4066 [23:44] <Jovet> epic: most overused word since "cool" :P but I get your point
#4067 [23:45] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: ahh, I don't know him at all. But the win/dxdiag text is cut off and isn't complete anymore.
#4068 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> In here, VoxelHead is DopeGhoti's, AuBot is Kealper's, WugBot is Wug's, Greybot.. well, you can guess
#4069 [23:45] <CrusaderDeleters> epic means rare, in Blizzard's sense.
#4070 [23:45] <Tanics> if i enter a certain spot in my world, the server hangs, and i get a socket timeout error, every time i rejoin the server, i fall through the world, and it times out
#4071 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> wait, what?
#4072 [23:45] <CrusaderDeleters> In english literature, epic is a long poem.
#4073 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> ??< win/dxdiag
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#4075 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Oh bah
#4076 [23:46] <CrusaderDeleters> OH, I heard of kealper before! :O
#4077 [23:46] <CrusaderDeleters> Somewhere on youtube
#4078 [23:46] * GreyVulpine pokes DopeGhoti to fix VoxelHead's win/dxdiag entry
#4078 [23:47] <Jackson413> lol
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#4080 [23:49] <Jovet> Tanics: what version is the server?
#4081 [23:50] <Kealper> me, on youtube? :o
#4082 [23:50] <Jovet> I wanna see, I bet you're dressed like a duck.
#4083 [23:50] <Kealper> only thing i can think of is a few Silkroad videos i posted ages ago lol
#4084 [23:51] <Kealper> also yes, VoxelHead is completely broke
#4085 [23:51] <Scott> ooh Kealper: do you like? http://soundcloud.com/oliver-tank/last-night-i-heard-everything
#4086 [23:51] <CrusaderDeleters> Either that, or my mind was glued to youtube, and your name sounded familliar. (The Kealper Belt)
#4087 [23:52] <Kealper> that's the Kuiper belt lol
#4088 [23:52] <Jovet> Cupier Belt? :P
#4089 [23:52] <Jovet> oh it's a K ? damn. fail me.
#4090 [23:52] * Kealper wins
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#4091 [23:53] <Kealper> Scott: what is this :o
#4092 [23:53] <Kealper> it's so... calm lol
#4093 [23:53] <Scott> It was in a video I saw today
#4094 [23:53] <Jovet> it's Enya
#4095 [23:53] <Scott> one sec i show you the video
#4096 [23:53] <Crus> Well, Imma use a shorter name since I can get ppl's pings with they jsut type "crus"
#4097 [23:54] <Scott> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBd-UCwVAY
#4098 [23:54] <Scott> watch the full video
#4099 [23:55] * Jovet sighs. Failcomputer strikes again.
#4099 [23:56] * Kealper has finished watching
#4099 [23:56] <Scott> The video makes me want to cry
#4100 [23:56] <Kealper> :<
#4101 [23:56] <Jovet> I can't watch it coz I'm on a POS computer. Will have to wait 'till I get home.
#4102 [23:57] <Kealper> i customized this gnome2 :o
#4103 [23:57] <Scott> you should switch to mate
#4104 [23:57] <Kealper> but but but.... gnome~
#4105 [23:57] <Kealper> !*
#4106 [23:57] <Scott> mate is a gnome2 fork ;p
#4107 [23:58] <Kealper> bah, fancy names D:
#4108 [23:59] <sirspazzolot> there's a gnome2 fork?!
#4109 [23:59] <sirspazzolot> I miss gnome2 so much! unity is cool and all but I like menus.
#4110 [23:59] <Scott> I'm waiting for Pantheon Shell. o:
#4111 [23:59] <Kealper> that's why i like Linux Mint, they like menus too
#4112 [23:59] <Jovet> I'm going to have to bite the linux bullet some day.