#1 [00:00] <mib_fiaxyu> cools
#2 [00:00] <Jovet> elliotbay: yes. Just keep trying and it should work. Only try resetting your password again if you're not sure that it's right.
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#4 [00:00] <mib_fiaxyu> what the hell are ncps for? they dont do anything
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#6 [00:01] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: they'll do something eventually.
#7 [00:01] <mib_fiaxyu> hope
#8 [00:01] <mib_fiaxyu> how come minecraft doesnt have a server thing for like tarria , where u can make a server in 5 sec , in minecraft u have to go through a sht ton of codings and crap
#9 [00:02] <Sennoytai> terreria is simple code i think?
#10 [00:02] <mib_fiaxyu> simple code?
#11 [00:02] <Sennoytai> plus its standard to have server and client seprate o.o
#12 [00:02] <Sennoytai> simpler
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#14 [00:02] <CrusaderDeleters> actually
#15 [00:03] <mib_fiaxyu> what
#16 [00:03] <CrusaderDeleters> Terraria's server-client mix is horrible.
#17 [00:03] <CrusaderDeleters> the server being hosted from the client that you play is bad.
#18 [00:03] <mib_fiaxyu> god ddamit i wanna play with a bud but dont wanna go though all that sht
#19 [00:03] <mib_fiaxyu> god ddamit i wanna play with a bud but dont wanna go though all that sht
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#21 [00:03] <CrusaderDeleters> You do not have these good settings.
#22 [00:03] <CrusaderDeleters> Hamachi.
#23 [00:03] <mib_fiaxyu> hamachi?
#24 [00:03] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#25 [00:04] <almostroot> ?? fubar/hamachi
#26 [00:04] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#27 [00:04] <mib_fiaxyu> wat that?
#28 [00:04] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#29 [00:04] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: making a minecraft server is actually pretty simple. A computer savvy person can do it in a few minutes.
#30 [00:04] <Sennoytai> dont. use. hamachi ~.~
#31 [00:04] <mib_fiaxyu> stop spazing voxehead, why sennoytai
#32 [00:05] <CrusaderDeleters> lol, vox is a bot.
#33 [00:05] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: read what vox said.
#34 [00:05] <mib_fiaxyu> well i am not a computer expert
#35 [00:05] <almostroot> mib_fiaxyu: Because of the explanation put forth by VoxelHead.
#36 [00:05] <mib_fiaxyu> eh
#37 [00:05] <Sennoytai> and...
#38 [00:05] <Sennoytai> :pf
#39 [00:05] <WugBot> pf: You need to set up port forwarding on your router for people outside of your network to access your Minecraft server. First, find out your public ip address by issuing this command in this channel: ;ip
#40 [00:05] <WugBot> pf: Then, locate the make and model of your router on this site for detailed instructions: http://goo.gl/DsVIL
#41 [00:05] <mib_fiaxyu> i read it and got lost
#42 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> omg omg, too much text, I don't know how to read anymore!
#43 [00:05] <mib_fiaxyu> wugbot jesus spaz much?
#44 [00:05] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: Hamachi conflicts with the internet. we wont help you with it.
#45 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> explain it to me in 1 syllable words!
#46 [00:06] <mib_fiaxyu> FINE I WONT USE HAMACHI
#47 [00:06] <Sennoytai> GreyVulpine: Eff Yuu?
#48 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> Way too many words!
#49 [00:06] <Sennoytai> :P
#50 [00:06] <mib_fiaxyu> f
#51 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> Write simpler!
#52 [00:06] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: <3
#53 [00:06] <CaelThunderwing> ummm. i just noticed something . the world's "world" folder name changed.. woul dThat cause it to regenerate the level.dat?
#54 [00:06] <mib_fiaxyu> can i make a server on my netbook and just play on that server on my better computer?
#55 [00:07] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: if one of the bots is sayign a 'wall of text' theyre not spazzing.. theyre tellign you very pertinent info
#56 [00:07] <Sennoytai> CaelThunderwing: possibly
#57 [00:07] <mib_fiaxyu> meh
#58 [00:07] <mib_fiaxyu> can i make a server on my netbook and just play on that server on my better computer??
#59 [00:07] <mib_fiaxyu> can i make a server on my netbook and just play on that server on my better computer???
#60 [00:07] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: you can, but laptops generally dont make good servers <.<
#61 [00:07] <Sennoytai> and dont spam
#62 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> Too many words, I have no idea what you're talking about mib_fiaxyu.
#63 [00:07] <mib_fiaxyu> eplian?
#64 [00:07] <CaelThunderwing> spamming your questions only going to tick others off mib_fiaxyu
#65 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> Stop spazzing mib_fiaxyu.
#66 [00:08] <mib_fiaxyu> sorry
#67 [00:08] <mib_fiaxyu> lol
#68 [00:08] <Sennoytai> oh gods.... grey has entered troll mode... *hides!*
#69 [00:08] <mib_fiaxyu> can i make a server on my netbook and just play on that server on my better computer??? is what i asked but why would it not make good servers?
#70 [00:08] <Jovet> CaelThunderwing: I don't think so.
#71 [00:08] <Jovet> CaelThunderwing: re: world folder changed, altered level.dat
#72 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> Server. Netbook. Bad.
#73 [00:09] <mib_fiaxyu> WAIT!!! DO I NEED THE netbook running? in order to play on its server created ob that netbook?
#74 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> Server. computer. good.
#75 [00:09] <Sennoytai> laptops overheat. can kill the drive. dont have much memory of processing power.. and generally use wifi, which is SLOW
#76 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> Wait. Computer needs to be running to have a server running?
#77 [00:09] <mib_fiaxyu> why though i wont understanbd
#78 [00:09] <Sennoytai> ....
#79 [00:09] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: you just asked "does my computer have to be on for it to do stuff?"
#80 [00:09] <CaelThunderwing> ok let me say it in caveman terms Netbook slow. .. netbook overheat..
#81 [00:09] <mib_fiaxyu> greayvilpine right?
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#83 [00:10] <CaelThunderwing> netbook overheat.. netbook die.
#84 [00:10] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: running a server inherently requires some basic understanding of how computers work. If you don't have that, it's okay, but don't blunder into trying to host a server if you don't really know what you're doing.
#85 [00:10] <mib_fiaxyu> ok hold on i though u just make a server on a computer and just use its ip
#86 [00:10] * CaelThunderwing Double facepalms
#86 [00:10] <mib_fiaxyu> woah oke jovet
#87 [00:11] <mib_fiaxyu> u mad bro? jesus
#88 [00:11] <CaelThunderwing> we've trie dto explain why
#89 [00:11] <Jovet> nobody here is mad.
#90 [00:11] <mib_fiaxyu> look i just have a quation
#91 [00:11] <CaelThunderwing> the laptop/netbook would haveto work thrice as hard.
#92 [00:11] <CaelThunderwing> because of CPU,Ram and cooling restrictions
#93 [00:11] <mib_fiaxyu> u make a server, now for the server to be running it need to have the hosts computer on?
#94 [00:12] <TheNoodle> Of course.
#95 [00:12] <CaelThunderwing> the hotter it gets the Slower it will get.. then eventually you got a fire in your paws
#96 [00:12] <GreyVulpine> If you drive a car, do you need to have the engine running?
#97 [00:12] <elliotbay> Thanks, just continuing to try did work, though still not on the website. Now, once I've logged in and updated, I get dinged with a couple of exceptions, the most interesting message seeming to be [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]
#98 [00:12] <GreyVulpine> Obviously not, right?
#99 [00:12] <mib_fiaxyu> OH okey u know what fk this whole server stuff gosh dammit :(
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#101 [00:12] <Jovet> elliotbay: update your Java? to 1.6.29
#102 [00:12] <mib_fiaxyu> i am not reading all that
#103 [00:13] <CaelThunderwing> i cant make it any simpler. a Netwbook or laptop would not only overheat fast.
#104 [00:13] <mib_fiaxyu> so yeah i gotta take a pis
#105 [00:13] <CaelThunderwing> you'd have alot of lag.
#106 [00:13] <elliotbay> Jovet: I'll try that. It's currently 1.6.0_23
#107 [00:13] <mib_fiaxyu> OK OK i get it now
#108 [00:13] <walter> I have a quick question
#109 [00:13] <Jovet> elliotbay: that should be good enough, but 'ya never know.
#110 [00:13] <mib_fiaxyu> i though its just somehting u make and it there, but u need it running with the hosts computer its how it runs i get it now
#111 [00:13] <mib_fiaxyu> i thought something else far esle
#112 [00:14] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: like I said, some computer knowledge required. you can learn, of course. :) But don't try jumping in head first without learning first.
#113 [00:14] <CaelThunderwing> yes indeed the Software is Just that Easy but you haveto choose Wisely the hardware.. the PC itself it runs on.
#114 [00:14] <hazeover> If my email is cancelled/deleted, am i sitll able to log onto minecraft?
#115 [00:14] <Jovet> hazeover: yes
#116 [00:14] <mib_fiaxyu> hazeover yes
#117 [00:15] <mib_fiaxyu> GINKS
#118 [00:15] <Jovet> hazeover: but you won't be able to retrieve your password if you forget it.
#119 [00:15] <hazeover> alright
#120 [00:15] <CaelThunderwing> its like trying to play a brandnew High quality PC gam eon a PC thats 5 years old.
#121 [00:15] <hazeover> thanks
#122 [00:15] * Jovet has a PC 5 years old. :P
#122 [00:15] <elliotbay> Jovet: Looks like I'd have to go outside Ubuntu's package manager to get higher than what I have. On second look, I think this line might be more important: "org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: X Error - disp: 0x861a7b0 serial: 36 error: BadRequest (invalid request code or no such operation) request_code: 136 minor_code: 14"
#123 [00:15] <mib_fiaxyu> wow cealthunderwing that was like 5 years ago u still tlaking about it lol
#124 [00:15] <hazeover> is there any possible way to change the email on my minecraft account?
#125 [00:15] <Jovet> elliotbay: oh didn't know you're using Linux. Hmmmm are there alternate lwjgles for Linux? anyone? hah
#126 [00:15] <mib_fiaxyu> not reaking what evers on top o
#127 [00:16] <mib_fiaxyu> reading*
#128 [00:16] <Jovet> hazeover: not currently.
#129 [00:16] <hazeover> thank you
#130 [00:16] <mib_fiaxyu> should i get an elianware laptop to play minecraft or a destop?
#131 [00:16] <almostroot> ??> elliotbay linux/ubuntu/sun-java
#132 [00:16] <VoxelHead> elliotbay: (linux/ubuntu/sun-java) http://www.ubuntugeek.com/install-jre-in-ubuntu-11-04-natty-using-ppa.html
#133 [00:16] <almostroot> ??< linux/ubuntu/java
#134 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> can i get a powerfull computer for around 1.3k?
#135 [00:17] <almostroot> elliotbay: Or try this one...
#136 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> yes or noo
#137 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> can i get a powerfull computer for around 1.3k??
#138 [00:17] <almostroot> ??> elliotbay linux/ubuntu/java
#139 [00:17] <VoxelHead> elliotbay: (linux/ubuntu/java) Go here for directions for installing Oracle Java on recent Ubuntu releases: http://is.gd/mKiYMt
#140 [00:17] * Jovet changes his mind about the "troll" status...
#140 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> 1.3k... carrots? pennies?
#141 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> lol
#142 [00:17] <almostroot> kilos?
#143 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> wat
#144 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> $
#145 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> dollars
#146 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> idk
#147 [00:17] <almostroot> Square kilometers of land?
#148 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> i am getting my check soon
#149 [00:17] <mib_fiaxyu> Lol
#150 [00:18] <mib_fiaxyu> canadian DOLLARS!
#151 [00:18] <mib_fiaxyu> :)
#152 [00:18] <almostroot> Looneys? Tooneys?
#153 [00:18] <elliotbay> almostroot: I'll try adding the ferramroberto PPA
#154 [00:18] <mib_fiaxyu> i am just asking here cuz i dont have any friends with this kind of knowlage
#155 [00:18] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: you need to make some! Your life will be easier.
#156 [00:18] <mib_fiaxyu> so idk i am just asking since u guys prob know best ?
#157 [00:18] <Wug> GreyVulpine: megapixels
#158 [00:19] <Jovet> LOL
#159 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> GUYs
#160 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> can i get a powerfull computer for around 1.3k???
#161 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> gaming
#162 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> for gaming*
#163 [00:19] <Wug> this is not a general computer help channel
#164 [00:19] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: yes. but don't build it yourself, please.
#165 [00:19] <Wug> mine was about that much
#166 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> LOL DONT worry i dont
#167 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> wont(
#168 [00:19] <mib_fiaxyu> *
#169 [00:19] <CaelThunderwing> noo infact please Buil dit yourself and Please wire the PSU by yourself >:3
#170 [00:19] * Wug is updating his mods
#170 [00:20] <mib_fiaxyu> no comments?
#171 [00:20] <almostroot> mib_fiaxyu: You can build a mid-range gaming machine for around 650 USD. 1,300 in Canadian currency should be plenty.
#172 [00:20] <mib_fiaxyu> i shall not build
#173 [00:20] <mib_fiaxyu> one
#174 [00:20] <mib_fiaxyu> wow great help u guys are
#175 [00:20] <Sennoytai> mib_fiaxyu: www.dell.com
#176 [00:20] <Wug> like I said
#177 [00:20] <Sennoytai> good starting place for prices.
#178 [00:20] <Wug> this is minecrafthelp
#179 [00:20] <mib_fiaxyu> ill just go to best buy or future shop or something
#180 [00:20] <Wug> not generalcomputerbuildingadvice
#181 [00:20] <almostroot> mib_fiaxyu: http://www.peeweepc.com/
#182 [00:20] <Jovet> mib_fiaxyu: this is help for minecraft and people who can't get it to work, you've kinda exhausted the topic a bit.
#183 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> yeah but u guys have like no one to help 50% oh the time
#184 [00:21] <Jovet> okay kick him.
#185 [00:21] <Wug> that is SO not true
#186 [00:21] <CaelThunderwing> we are Minecraft Suport not "Help me build a PC" support
#187 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> lol
#188 [00:21] * Sennoytai wants to kick...
#188 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> this place is so empty somethings
#189 [00:21] * Sennoytai SO wants to kick
#189 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> somethimes*
#190 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> ok
#191 [00:21] <Wug> Sennoytai: I call id
#192 [00:21] <Wug> it*
#193 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> RAGE QUIT!!!!!!
#194 [00:21] <mib_fiaxyu> FUCKKKK!!!!! YOU!!!! RAGE QUIT!!!
#195 [00:21] * AuBot kicked mib_fiaxyu from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_fiaxyu :Please keep it civil.)
#196 [00:21] <Jovet> he was fired before he quit.
#197 [00:22] <almostroot> That was an auto-kick, not a rage quit.
#198 [00:22] <Sennoytai> aubot ninjaed ya :P
#199 [00:22] <Wug> oh well, I guess I lose
#200 [00:22] <Wug> I'm far too patient
#201 [00:22] <CaelThunderwing> why does it feel like most of us Just had a tumor removed just now?
#202 [00:22] <almostroot> So, from now on, I only recommend PeeWeePC for computers for people.
#203 [00:22] <Sennoytai> CaelThunderwing: i still feel it twitching
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#205 [00:23] <Jovet> oh, that was me, Sennoytai... sorry.
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#207 [00:23] <Sennoytai> lol
#208 [00:24] * Jovet gasps.
#208 [00:24] <|Kiikun|> :P
#209 [00:25] <Jovet> are "Rage quits" supposed to be intimidating or something?
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#211 [00:25] <|Kiikun|> nope. just pathetic..
#212 [00:26] <Jovet> funny how "people" do things to make them look so silly. "Hi everyone, I'm childish and I want to throw a tantrum! *quit!*"
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#214 [00:28] <mib_nw22vc> Hey, so my friend's launcher isn't able to connect to minecraft.net, is there anything he can do about this?
#215 [00:28] <Jovet> mib_nw22vc: is his time/date set correctly?
#216 [00:28] <Jovet> and time zone
#217 [00:29] <mib_nw22vc> and if it wasn't would that effect it?
#218 [00:29] <Jovet> yes.
#219 [00:29] <mib_nw22vc> ok any other things he could do just in case?
#220 [00:30] <mib_nw22vc> or is that the main reason?
#221 [00:30] <Jovet> mib_nw22vc: sure. He could re-download the Launcher, just to make sure it's okay. Disable Anti-Virus software. Update Java. Just depends.
#222 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> Redownload the launcher, make sure if he's running java 6, and not 7. If he's running windows, make sure his windows username has no ! mark in it. Also, firewall/security software
#223 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> there are many reasons. does hios windows username have an ! in it?
#224 [00:30] <CaelThunderwing> restoring the old level.dat DID restore the changed spawnpoint . so i'm making a "Fixed" backup.
#225 [00:31] <Jovet> CaelThunderwing: changing the spawn point is pretty easy with MCEDit, if you ever need to.
#226 [00:31] <mib_nw22vc> hmm so he's gone afk but ill copy and paste all the things u guys said
#227 [00:31] <mib_nw22vc> and get back if theres still problems
#228 [00:31] <mib_nw22vc> thanks
#229 [00:31] <Jovet> or just tell him to come in here.
#230 [00:31] <Jovet> or just tell him to come in here.
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#232 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: cael's prob was the world seed changed. made the snow region no longer snow :P
#233 [00:32] <CaelThunderwing> my brother did report when he notced the changed weather that day it starte dup w/ saying "unable to find spawn point"
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#236 [00:33] <Chris> !check mudkipz.ws
#237 [00:33] <neersighted> Hello, Chris
#238 [00:34] <neersighted> lol new ip
#239 [00:34] <neersighted> XD
#240 [00:34] <neersighted> >:)
#241 [00:34] <neersighted> derp?
#242 [00:35] <tyteen4a03> neersighted: derp!
#243 [00:36] <neersighted> :p
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#245 [00:39] <Poketoa> Trying to make a Lava Retrieval Trap. Does a room have to be a certain size to spawn mobs?
#246 [00:39] * cheesecakegood [cheesecakegood@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#247 [00:39] <CrusaderDeleters> nope.
#248 [00:39] <CrusaderDeleters> IT can be any size.
#249 [00:39] <Poketoa> Weird
#250 [00:39] <Poketoa> I haven't had one mob spawn in there
#251 [00:40] <CrusaderDeleters> lol.
#252 [00:40] <Poketoa> I'll leave it alone for days and nothing spawns in there at all
#253 [00:40] <CrusaderDeleters> is it at least 2 tall?
#254 [00:40] <Poketoa> I've even walked up to it
#255 [00:40] <Poketoa> Yes
#256 [00:40] <Jovet> Poketoa: well it has to be large enough to hold a mob. Mobs don't spawn on certain blocks, like slabs or glass.
#257 [00:40] <neersighted> You have to be ~30 blocks away for it to work
#258 [00:40] <neersighted> Or have spawners
#259 [00:40] <CrusaderDeleters> 20
#260 [00:40] <Poketoa> It's out of cobblestone
#261 [00:40] <Jovet> Poketoa: The room has to be dark enough. And you can't be within like 24 blocks.
#262 [00:40] <CrusaderDeleters> It's 20.
#263 [00:40] <Poketoa> And it's 50 blocks away from the house
#264 [00:40] <Poketoa> and I made a stupid long dark tunnel
#265 [00:40] <neersighted> O_o
#266 [00:40] <Poketoa> But even if I leave it for days
#267 [00:40] <Poketoa> And come in the back of the tunnel
#268 [00:40] <Poketoa> Not a thing was spawned
#269 [00:41] <Poketoa> And it's 2 high inside
#270 [00:41] <Poketoa> Would it matter if it's above ground or not
#271 [00:41] <cheesecakegood> hey i've got a weird problem; the classic "can't connect to minecraft.net" but persists even after redownload. First time this has happened, since MC RC1 version
#272 [00:42] <cheesecakegood> any ideas?
#273 [00:42] <CrusaderDeleters> is it classic mode?
#274 [00:42] <CrusaderDeleters> oh wait
#275 [00:42] <CrusaderDeleters> I was thinking of a different issue.
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#277 [00:42] <CrusaderDeleters> !login
#278 [00:42] <CrusaderDeleters> It's up.
#279 [00:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Are you going to play just single player, or multi?
#280 [00:43] <cheesecakegood> multi
#281 [00:43] <CaelThunderwing> an odd thought poppe dinto my head, in theory, Minecraft would work on any OS that supported lastest v6 Java, and Supported OpenGL?
#282 [00:43] <cheesecakegood> but it won't let me force update
#283 [00:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Hrm. Try it with the web.
#284 [00:44] <CrusaderDeleters> in browser.
#285 [00:44] <Jovet> cheesecakegood: is your system time and date and time zone set correctly?
#286 [00:44] <cheesecakegood> i believe so
#287 [00:44] <cheesecakegood> on a mac; automatic from apple
#288 [00:44] <cheesecakegood> correct timezone
#289 [00:45] <cheesecakegood> and i can't do my classic trick of wiping contents of bin folder and having it autoredownload
#290 [00:45] <cheesecakegood> b/c it will only do that when it has a connection
#291 [00:45] <b0xxy> Anyone use http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/unsupported-tp-stargate-v0-6-10-the-bukkit-port-a-portal-plugin-1317.3927/
#292 [00:46] <cheesecakegood> yet obviously my internet is working
#293 [00:47] <almostroot> cheesecakegood: You own the internet?
#294 [00:47] <cheesecakegood> all of it
#295 [00:47] <almostroot> cheesecakegood: Oh, and make sure there is an exception in the system firewall for Java and Minecraft.
#296 [00:47] <cheesecakegood> so watch your step
#297 [00:47] <Scott> The firewall isn't enabled by default.
#298 [00:47] <Scott> and it only blocks incoming connections.
#299 [00:48] <cheesecakegood> any idea how i would make sure of that? It used to work fine...
#300 [00:48] <almostroot> Scott: Could have been turned on though.
#301 [00:48] <elliotbay> Jovet: upgrading Java to 1.6.0_29 didn't help
#302 [00:49] <Jovet> elliotbay: I figured as much. Need to find a Linux guru in here, I'm not one, I'm afraid.
#303 [00:56] <Scott> well it doesn't block outgoing connections anyways almostroot
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#306 [01:02] <CriticalBacon> Can someone help me with my problem?
#307 [01:02] <Jovet> not if you don't tell us what it is.
#308 [01:03] <tyteen4a03> Jovet: are you the new helper around?
#309 [01:03] <CriticalBacon> Well, I opened my Minecraft with a batch file and the batch file just turns off by itself.
#310 [01:03] <Jovet> tyteen4a03: yeah I'm kinds new.
#311 [01:03] <CriticalBacon> I tried to get a glimpse of what it said before it turned off and all I got was the word crashed
#312 [01:03] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: open the batch file for editing. Add a new line at the end that says: pause
#313 [01:04] <CriticalBacon> in notepad you mean?
#314 [01:04] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: aye
#315 [01:04] <CriticalBacon> Okay.
#316 [01:04] <CriticalBacon> no space?
#317 [01:04] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: you mean blank line? it doesn't matter. just make sure it's on its own line at the end of the file.
#318 [01:04] <CriticalBacon> kk.
#319 [01:05] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: save and then run it again and see what it says.
#320 [01:06] <CriticalBacon> The batch file keeps turning off.
#321 [01:06] <CriticalBacon> Can you give me the format of the code you want me to use, please?
#322 [01:07] <CriticalBacon> :D
#323 [01:07] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: how about this. Select all of the batch file's text in Notepad (Ctrl+A), Copy it (Ctrl+C), and go to http://pastebin.com and Paste it (Ctrl+V) and click Submit. Give us the address of the page it takes you to.
#324 [01:08] <CriticalBacon> The errors or the copy and paste I put into notepad?
#325 [01:08] <CriticalBacon> Because I also get errors that I get in my desktop when my Minecraft Batch turns off.
#326 [01:08] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: the contents of the batch file as you currently have it.
#327 [01:08] <CriticalBacon> kk.
#328 [01:09] <CriticalBacon> http://pastebin.com/23f6qYg5 Here.
#329 [01:10] <Jovet> okay, put the caret (insertion point) on the "p" of "pause" and press Enter.
#330 [01:10] <Jovet> <+Jovet> Add a new line at the end that says: pause
#331 [01:11] <CriticalBacon> I'm only 11, dear sir..
#332 [01:11] <CriticalBacon> Eh heh, sorry.
#333 [01:11] <Jovet> don't matter, if you were 11 or 61, I'd still tell 'ya to make sure you read and follow directions as well as possible. ;)
#334 [01:11] <CriticalBacon> Is there any possible way that you can just type the prompt out so i can just copy and paste?
#335 [01:11] <CriticalBacon> Well, I'll try my best.
#336 [01:11] <CriticalBacon> :)
#337 [01:11] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: did you press Enter like I told you to?
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#339 [01:12] <CriticalBacon> I don't get what you mean..
#340 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> CriticalBacon - The file you had, has java -Xms650m -jar "C:\Documents and Settings\Jared\Desktop\minecraft.exe pause
#341 [01:12] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: change the batch file to look like this: http://pastebin.com/gxLwQR2D
#342 [01:13] <CriticalBacon> Okay!
#343 [01:13] <CriticalBacon> I got it.
#344 [01:14] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: that's what I meant by "Add a new line at the end that says: pause
#345 [01:14] <CriticalBacon> Oh thank you.
#346 [01:14] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: save and run and see what error shows up.
#347 [01:14] <CriticalBacon> :D
#348 [01:15] <CriticalBacon> "A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:"
#349 [01:15] <CriticalBacon> and all this random stuff that I don't understand.
#350 [01:15] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: are you getting "hs_err_pid###" files on your Desktop?
#351 [01:15] <CriticalBacon> Yes.
#352 [01:15] <CriticalBacon> except that the #'s are replaced with numbers.
#353 [01:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Jovet.
#354 [01:16] <CrusaderDeleters> after you are done with him.
#355 [01:16] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: Right. Hold down the Windows key (between Ctrl and Alt), tap the "R" key, and let go of the Windows key. In the box that pops up, enter: %homepath%\desktop
#356 [01:16] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: what do 'ya need?
#357 [01:17] <CrusaderDeleters> I think I found out why minecraft crashes a lot.
#358 [01:17] <CriticalBacon> I got it.
#359 [01:17] <CriticalBacon> Now what?
#360 [01:17] <CrusaderDeleters> I think the thing is about the mob spawners.
#361 [01:17] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: on the View menu, click Details.
#362 [01:18] <CriticalBacon> Now?
#363 [01:18] <CriticalBacon> What now?
#364 [01:18] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: do you see a "Modified Date" column?
#365 [01:18] <CriticalBacon> Yes.
#366 [01:19] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: click the column header so that the little arrow inside points down.
#367 [01:19] <CriticalBacon> Huh.
#368 [01:20] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: if you click the "Modified Date" column, a little arrow will appear inside the column header. Click it until the arrow points down.
#369 [01:20] <CriticalBacon> Oh.
#370 [01:20] <CriticalBacon> I see it.
#371 [01:20] <CriticalBacon> Now?
#372 [01:21] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: you're sorting the list of files by the date they were last modified. Scroll to the top of the list of files (if you need to) and open the first hs_err_pid### file in the list by dbl-clicking it. It should open in Notepad.
#373 [01:21] <CriticalBacon> then?
#374 [01:21] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: got the file open?
#375 [01:21] <CriticalBacon> Yes.
#376 [01:22] <CriticalBacon> Should I paste into pastebin?
#377 [01:22] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: good. yep.
#378 [01:22] <CriticalBacon> kk.
#379 [01:23] <CriticalBacon> http://pastebin.com/Za4j0XZy
#380 [01:23] <Jovet> hmmmm
#381 [01:24] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: how old is your computer, do you know?
#382 [01:24] <CriticalBacon> 2007.
#383 [01:24] <CriticalBacon> I already updated my drivers.
#384 [01:24] <CriticalBacon> I tried reinstalling MC.
#385 [01:24] <CriticalBacon> Didn't work.
#386 [01:24] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: you updated the graphics card drivers?
#387 [01:24] <CriticalBacon> Well, MC worked for me for the past year and day etc.
#388 [01:25] <CriticalBacon> Grey helped me with this prob. once.
#389 [01:25] <CriticalBacon> But he isn't responding.
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#391 [01:25] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: not sure I follow you?
#392 [01:25] <CrusaderDeleters> Alright, I think the reason behind the constant crashing is because of the Dungeons.
#393 [01:26] <CrusaderDeleters> It took a few maps to realize this, because not every map I played on had a dunny.
#394 [01:26] <CrusaderDeleters> But I noticed, everytime I was around a dungeon, I kept crashing.
#395 [01:26] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: *shrug* if so that's a new one to me.
#396 [01:26] <|Kiikun|> all maps have dungeons. newer maps have strongholds as well
#397 [01:27] <Jovet> yeah I was wondering if he meant "Stronghold" versus Dungeon... ?
#398 [01:27] <CrusaderDeleters> I was talking about anything with mobspawners.
#399 [01:27] <CrusaderDeleters> lol.
#400 [01:27] <|Kiikun|> yeah. so your comp cant handle the spawner code?
#401 [01:27] <CrusaderDeleters> Idk.
#402 [01:27] <CrusaderDeleters> Idk what is wrong with it, but now I have a new hatred of minecraft.
#403 [01:28] <CriticalBacon> :c
#404 [01:28] <CriticalBacon> me sad.
#405 [01:28] <Jovet> CriticalBacon: do 'ya remember what GreyVulpine had you do? I find it unlikely your graphics card drivers reverted to an earlier version or something, but...
#406 [01:28] <CriticalBacon> No..
#407 [01:28] <CriticalBacon> This was WAAY back in 1.8.1..
#408 [01:28] <CriticalBacon> When I had the same problem..
#409 [01:29] <CrusaderDeleters> 1.8.1 wasn't waaaay back.
#410 [01:29] <|Kiikun|> CriticalBacon: any chance you remember the date? or were you using the same name?
#411 [01:29] <CriticalBacon> I do not remember.
#412 [01:29] <CriticalBacon> I was a guest at the time.
#413 [01:30] <Jovet> I haven't been coming in here that long... but I do show 'ya in here the first day I came in here. heh
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#415 [01:30] <|Kiikun|> CriticalBacon: oct 17th? and named yourself derp atleast once?
#416 [01:30] <CriticalBacon> Yes.
#417 [01:30] <CrusaderDeleters> I wonder, is my battery dieing?
#418 [01:31] <CrusaderDeleters> When I hold my button to break a block, it's not holding down all the way D:
#419 [01:31] <Jovet> Kiikun's got alll the logs.
#420 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> KEALPER has all the logs :P
#421 [01:31] <Jovet> oh, he would.
#422 [01:32] <|Kiikun|> http://kealper.com/IRCLogs/index.a3w?date=2011-10-16 and http://kealper.com/IRCLogs/index.a3w?date=2011-10-17
#423 [01:32] * Jovet makes it his mission in life to help Kealper get a life. or a wife. lol
#423 [01:32] * almostroot does as well, with the exception of a week when they were doing maintenance on the central chiller plant.
#423 [01:32] * |Kiikun| looking
#423 [01:32] <Jovet> I guess there is a point to idling in here 24/7/52/365, but I still don't care to do it. hah
#424 [01:32] <CrusaderDeleters> lol.
#425 [01:33] <CrusaderDeleters> there's no point to the 365. :P
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#427 [01:33] <amphibulus> hi
#428 [01:33] <Jovet> hi
#429 [01:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Ohai.
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#431 [01:33] <amphibulus> what's good
#432 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> Jovet: actually... *points at Statistics*
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#434 [01:34] <GreyVulpine> We probably have no less than a dozen people who log here
#435 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> amphibulus: bananas are good... sos cake
#436 [01:34] <WoM-Guest> Hello could you help me with a prob.
#437 [01:34] <amphibulus> absolutely
#438 [01:34] <rymate1234> possibly
#439 [01:34] <rymate1234> ?? just/ask
#440 [01:34] <rymate1234> O_o
#441 [01:34] <almostroot> What are these logs you speak of? I just memorize everything said.
#442 [01:34] <WoM-Guest> ok theres a mod and i edited the block ids but they go back to the same ones before i changed them
#443 [01:35] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: what was the first thing you yelled at me for then? :D
#444 [01:35] <rymate1234> WoM-Guest: We no support mods here
#445 [01:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Almostroot: What was the first thing you said to me?
#446 [01:35] <rymate1234> Go bug the mod developer
#447 [01:36] <AndrewPH> please i'm the logmaster.
#448 [01:36] <WoM-Guest> ok
#449 [01:36] <almostroot> >.> You have to submit a Freedom of Information Act request.
#450 [01:37] <CriticalBacon> :c
#451 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: supply me with the form please :D
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#453 [01:38] <almostroot> http://transition.fcc.gov/foia/#reqform
#454 [01:39] <CriticalBacon> Someone please help?
#455 [01:39] <WugBot> CriticalBacon: (ww) Help you with what?
#456 [01:39] <CriticalBacon> T_T
#457 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: youre the FCC?
#458 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> bot being bot
#459 [01:40] <almostroot> |Kiikun|: I outsource?
#460 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> I knew it! almostroot is fed!
#461 [01:40] * GreyVulpine closes down shop
#461 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> rofl grey.
#462 [01:40] <almostroot> <.<
#463 [01:40] <almostroot> Naw man!
#464 [01:40] <almostroot> I'm legit yo.
#465 [01:40] <CriticalBacon> Grey!
#466 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> It's me, the guest who needed help with MC.
#467 [01:41] <|Kiikun|> CriticalBacon: scanngin the log... all i see so far is you askign to use iri's server
#468 [01:41] <almostroot> I ain't no pig.
#469 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> "It's me, the guest who needed help with MC."
#470 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> Iridium?
#471 [01:41] <almostroot> Lmao
#472 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> That describes... thousands
#473 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> Yeah I remember him.
#474 [01:41] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: over a month ago :P
#475 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> ikr?
#476 [01:41] <almostroot> CriticalBacon: Are you everyone who comes in here?
#477 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> :d
#478 [01:41] <AndrewPH> :d
#479 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> Yeah.
#480 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> PROBLEM?
#481 [01:41] <CriticalBacon> D:
#482 [01:41] <AndrewPH> :d
#483 [01:41] * almostroot considerings banning...
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#485 [01:41] * |Kiikun| remembers this day!
#485 [01:41] <AndrewPH> :d
#486 [01:42] <|Kiikun|> i helped iri fix his doors :D
#487 [01:42] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: I may not be fed, but I just applied for a position that is directly funded by the NSF.
#488 [01:42] <trey> I decided I needed a fresh start, so I deleted minecraft.jar from my desktop, and my .minecraft folder.
#489 [01:42] <trey> I redownloaded from the website, and now it is saying Login failed (Not Downloaded)
#490 [01:42] <trey> relevant: I'm running ubuntu
#491 [01:42] <almostroot> I'll probably have to file a report about this conversation. v.v
#492 [01:43] <|Kiikun|> trey: reender your login details. also confirm they are correct by logging in to the website
#493 [01:43] * GreyVulpine pffts
#493 [01:44] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: bombegranite.
#494 [01:44] * |Kiikun| waits to get banned from international travel now :P
#494 [01:44] <trey> |Kiikun|: Hm.. it's not working on the website either >.<
#495 [01:44] <almostroot> |Kiikun|: You were already on our lists.
#496 [01:45] <|Kiikun|> trey: whats your username? sure your usign the right one?
#497 [01:45] <trey> |Kiikun|: Definitely, I use one for all my accounts
#498 [01:45] <trey> And the reset password link isn't working.
#499 [01:45] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: pbbbt.. if i was above 'anonymous' on government radars id be worried.
#500 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> :resetpass
#501 [01:46] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#502 [01:46] * |Kiikun| uses
#502 [01:46] <trey> |Kiikun|: It goes to the login page...
#503 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> Forgot Password
#504 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> Success! An e-mail has been dispatched and should make its way to your inbox momentarily.
#505 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> seems fine for me... your browser derping out?
#506 [01:47] <trey> Possibly... Let me try firefox
#507 [01:47] * |Kiikun| just got the reset email too
#507 [01:48] <almostroot> |Kiikun|: You're right above that guy who opened a link to a bomb making site "on accident".
#508 [01:48] <trey> Haha, that worked
#509 [01:48] <trey> I thought Chromium was supposed to be awesem
#510 [01:48] <trey> awesome*
#511 [01:48] <|Kiikun|> almostroot: for what? :P out of curiosity.
#512 [01:49] <WoM-Guest> fixed my prob
#513 [01:49] <CrusaderDeleters> well, I gtg.
#514 [01:49] <CrusaderDeleters> bye all
#515 [01:49] <WoM-Guest> cya
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#517 [01:54] <Icomey> Anyone here know why a texture pack would show up with a grey preview?
#518 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> pack.png is grey or not existant?
#519 [01:56] <Icomey> Where would pack.png be? I don't see it
#520 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> in the base folder of the .zip
#521 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> If it's not there, that would be why the preview box is grey
#522 [01:56] <Icomey> http://minecraftsandbox.com/minecraft-texture-packs/simplest-ever-texture-pack/
#523 [01:56] <Icomey> For reference, that's the one I downloaded
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#525 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> First off, that's a 1.7.3 pack, it doesn't have any of the newer textures.
#526 [01:58] <GreyVulpine> 2nd, ugh, it's made on a mac, so it has the _macosx folder in the root, screwing up the texture pack
#527 [01:58] <GreyVulpine> 3rd, it has no pack.png for the thumbnail at all
#528 [01:58] <Icomey> Ah. I know nothing about the directory structure of a texture pack
#529 [01:58] <Calinou> pack.png/.txt are _not_ required for a texture pack to work.
#530 [01:58] <GreyVulpine> No, just for the preview picture
#531 [01:58] <Calinou> files such as terrain.png are supposed to go directly in the .zip file
#532 [01:59] <Calinou> not another folder before.
#533 [01:59] <Icomey> That would be why it's not working then
#534 [01:59] <Calinou> like, you open the zip, it's "terrain.png" and not "mypack/terrain.png"
#535 [01:59] <Icomey> Gotcha, thanks!
#536 [01:59] <Calinou> GreyVulpine: BTW about topic, you should specify that Minecraft 1.0.1 is a server-only update
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#538 [01:59] <Calinou> no problem
#539 [02:00] <Icomey> <upvote>
#540 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> !topic
#541 [02:00] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: topic [ Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft 1.0.1 has been released. ] ... changed [ GreyVulpine | Thu Nov 24 09:22:42 MST 2011 ] ... undo [ yes ]
#542 [02:00] <elliotbay> Jovet: For future reference, it ended up being that I needed to update my graphics card driver. Thanks for the help
#543 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 4
#544 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft client 1.0.0 is out. Server is 1.0.1
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#547 [02:10] <Fizzy> I Need Help Running it on Minecraft
#548 [02:11] <Jovet> Fizzy: it=?
#549 [02:11] <Fizzy> Ive Installed it But How do i get it up and running?
#550 [02:12] <Jovet> Fizzy: You logged into the website, bought the game, downloaded the "Launcher", and ran it?
#551 [02:12] <Fizzy> Yes
#552 [02:13] <Fizzy> "Launhcer" As in The social Mining?
#553 [02:14] <Jovet> Fizzy: the Launcher is what starts Minecraft.
#554 [02:14] <Fizzy> Git That
#555 [02:14] <Fizzy> tgot*
#556 [02:15] <Jovet> Fizzy: are you running Windows or ?
#557 [02:15] <Fizzy> Windows 7
#558 [02:15] <Jovet> Fizzy: okay, that's fine... so what happens when you start the launcher? (minecraft.exe)
#559 [02:15] <Fizzy> Normal, Comes up with log in.
#560 [02:16] <Jovet> Fizzy: good so far... then you log in and...?
#561 [02:16] <Fizzy> Its NOT Cracked Version
#562 [02:17] <Fizzy> came up with single player, multi player, options and quit game
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#564 [02:17] <Scott> Well there you go?
#565 [02:17] <Scott> play the game and be happy!
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#567 [02:18] <Jovet> Fizzy: I guess I'm not sure what problem you're having. Are you wondering how to play the game in general?
#568 [02:18] <Fizzy> NO, i have been playing minecraft for 1-2 years now
#569 [02:18] <Fizzy> i know how to play
#570 [02:18] <Jovet> <Fizzy> Ive Installed it But How do i get it up and running?
#571 [02:19] <Fizzy> ive downloaded "Social Mining" but it doesnt work?
#572 [02:19] <Jovet> Fizzy: ahhh, you'r trying to install a Mod?
#573 [02:19] <Fizzy> Ya
#574 [02:19] <Scott> ?? mods
#575 [02:19] <Wug> :mods
#576 [02:19] <WugBot> mods: This channel provides support for the vanilla (unmodded) version of minecraft. If you are having trouble playing one of the first things we'll ask you to do is remove any texture packs or mods.
#577 [02:19] <WugBot> mods: Support for client modifications such as TooManyItems can be found in #risucraft while support for bukkit plugins can be found in #bukkit
#578 [02:19] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#579 [02:19] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#580 [02:19] <Wug> oh god
#581 [02:19] <Jovet> Fizzy: well we generally don't help with those here, we try to focus more on people who can't get the game to run at all.
#582 [02:19] <Wug> botsplosion
#583 [02:19] <Fizzy> :(
#584 [02:19] <Fizzy> plz
#585 [02:20] <Scott> Wug: #risucraft doesn't want us to send people there anymore.
#586 [02:20] <Jovet> Fizzy: where did you download it from?
#587 [02:20] <Fizzy> PlanetMinecraft
#588 [02:20] <Jovet> Fizzy: Contact the person that made the Mod for help.
#589 [02:20] <Wug> Scott: I'm perfectly aware
#590 [02:21] <Scott> Then why leave it in the FAW?
#591 [02:21] <Jovet> Fizzy: Or search the Minecraft Forums for informaiton on how to get help with it.
#592 [02:21] <Scott> FAQ*
#593 [02:21] <Fizzy> ive done that
#594 [02:21] <Wug> :?mods
#595 [02:21] <WugBot> mods was set by: thenoodle
#596 [02:21] <Wug> because thenoodle changed it >:|
#597 [02:21] <Scott> Well remove it or delete the FAQ entirely?
#598 [02:21] * Scott doesn't like having multiple FAQ bots.
#598 [02:21] <Wug> I'm changing it, hang on
#599 [02:22] <Fizzy> Jovet, Ive Looked On Minecraft fourms
#600 [02:22] <Wug> I should add factoid history
#601 [02:22] <Jovet> Fizzy: if someone here has experience with it they're welcome to step up and help, but most of us can't help with Mods.
#602 [02:22] <Wug> Fizzy: try youtube
#603 [02:22] <Fizzy> k
#604 [02:22] <Wug> and reread the instructions
#605 [02:22] <Scott> Fizzy: We really don't help with mods here. :(
#606 [02:22] <Jovet> Fizzy: or try Google.
#607 [02:22] <Jovet> Fizzy: or try Google.
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#609 [02:23] * Jovet suggests adding "we try to focus more on people who can't get the game to run at all" to the botsponse.
#609 [02:23] <Wug> ;~ mods This channel provides support for the vanilla (unmodded) version of minecraft. If you are having trouble playing one of the first things we'll ask you to do is remove any texture packs or mods.;;Support for bukkit can be found in #bukkit. Most usually come with instructions, make sure you read them. Also, you can try youtube for video tutorials.
#610 [02:23] <WugBot> Done.
#611 [02:23] <Wug> ;lock mods
#612 [02:23] <WugBot> Done.
#613 [02:24] <Wug> I wonder if I can lock an unset factoid
#614 [02:24] <Wug> ;lock derpnotreal
#615 [02:24] <WugBot> Done.
#616 [02:24] <Jovet> hah
#617 [02:25] <Wug> Jovet: ;+ derpnotreal something
#618 [02:25] <Wug> like do that -.-
#619 [02:26] <Wug> ;+ derpnotreal something
#620 [02:26] <Jovet> ;+ derpnotreal Wug told me to
#621 [02:26] <WugBot> That factoid already exists.
#622 [02:26] <Wug> uhh
#623 [02:26] <Jovet> ;+ derpnotreal Wug told me to again, he's mean.
#624 [02:26] <WugBot> That factoid already exists.
#625 [02:26] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#626 [02:26] <Wug> ;unlock derpnotreal
#627 [02:26] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#628 [02:27] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#629 [02:27] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#630 [02:27] <Wug> ;unlock derpnotreal
#631 [02:27] <WugBot> Done.
#632 [02:27] <Wug> I guess that does work
#633 [02:27] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#634 [02:27] <Wug> ;+ derpnotreal lol
#635 [02:27] <WugBot> Done.
#636 [02:27] <Wug> :derpnotreal
#637 [02:27] <WugBot> derpnotreal: lol
#638 [02:27] <Wug> cool
#639 [02:28] <Wug> I wasnt sure if that would actually work
#640 [02:28] <Wug> ;- derpnotreal
#641 [02:28] <WugBot> Done.
#642 [02:28] <Wug> ;save
#643 [02:29] <dewiemax> hello all. i might be in the wrong room but i have a problem. i when away for thanksgiving and now that i'm back minecraft says it can't connect to minecraft.net. anyone know how to fix it?
#644 [02:30] <Wug> dewiemax: does the news load
#645 [02:30] <dewiemax> yes
#646 [02:30] <Wug> you're using the same account on the same computer and it worked before
#647 [02:30] <Wug> ?
#648 [02:31] <dewiemax> yes and i reset my password after trying a couple of times
#649 [02:31] <Wug> does the client in the browser work?
#650 [02:31] <Wug> :play/online
#651 [02:31] <Wug> ;search minecraft.net
#652 [02:31] <WugBot> Matches for "minecraft.net": game/online login/manual loginurl name/change onlyminecraft rc resetpass scam senduser skin tos
#653 [02:31] <Wug> :game/online
#654 [02:31] <WugBot> game/online: To play the game in browser, click this link: http://www.minecraft.net/play
#655 [02:32] <dewiemax> i never played in browser before. i always used the client. i can try tho
#656 [02:35] <Jovet> dewiemax: are your system time and date and time zone correct still?
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#658 [02:35] <GreyVulpine> [dewiemax TIME reply]: 01-01-2007 14:21:51
#659 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> Nope.. no it isn't
#660 [02:36] <Wug> lol
#661 [02:36] <dewiemax> yes i can ply in browser. no they are not. i never really set them.
#662 [02:36] <Wug> set them to the correct time
#663 [02:36] <Wug> thats why it isnt connecting from the download launcher
#664 [02:36] * Jovet hasn't figured out /ctcp time yet.
#664 [02:37] <Wug> Monday, November 28 2011 02:36 AM
#665 [02:37] <Wug> ^ correct time where I live
#666 [02:37] <Wug> which is EST
#667 [02:37] <Wug> adjust for time zones accordingly
#668 [02:37] <dewiemax> ok i set it.
#669 [02:38] <Jovet> dewiemax: try it again with the Launcher
#670 [02:38] * Wug builds note to self
#670 [02:39] <Wug> browser version working + news loading + client cannot connect to minecraft.net == incorrect system time
#671 [02:41] <dewiemax> ok it's working. thanks guys. i didn't know it was as simple as that. i never set the clock on my compuer before and it never gave me problems. i guess there is always a 1st time.
#672 [02:42] <Jovet> no problem dewiemax, glad it's working
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#678 [02:51] <N1CK22> I keep getting the Failed to verify username! [internal error java.net.SocketException: Connection reset] error, any fixes?
#679 [02:51] <Jovet> N1CK22: using Windows or Mac or?
#680 [02:51] <N1CK22> Windows
#681 [02:51] <N1CK22> 7
#682 [02:51] <Jovet> what's your minecraft account name?
#683 [02:52] <N1CK22> N1CK22
#684 [02:52] <Jovet> !paid N1CK22
#685 [02:52] <Jovet> press the Windows key (between Ctrl and Alt) and R at the same time. In the box that appears, enter: cmd (and press Enter)
#686 [02:53] <N1CK22> alright
#687 [02:54] <Jovet> N1CK22: did you get a "dos prompt" window?
#688 [02:54] <N1CK22> mhmm
#689 [02:54] <N1CK22> im in the cmd.exe window
#690 [02:54] <Jovet> N1CK22: now enter: java -version (space before the dash!)
#691 [02:55] <N1CK22> 1.7 62bit
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#693 [02:55] <Jovet> N1CK22: Go to the Control Panel, "Programs and Features" or wahtever it's called. You need to Uninstall all versions of Java (such as 1.7).
#694 [02:56] <Jovet> N1CK22: Remove any "Java Runtime" entries you see in the list of installed programs.
#695 [02:57] <N1CK22> Including the Java 6 Update 26?
#696 [02:57] <Jovet> N1CK22: yes
#697 [02:58] <N1CK22> alright I need to close Firefox to continue
#698 [02:58] <N1CK22> ill brb
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#700 [02:59] <N1CK22> k im back, boom its all uninstalled
#701 [02:59] <Wug> :
#702 [02:59] <Wug> :j
#703 [02:59] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#704 [02:59] <Wug> grab the most recent version of java from there
#705 [02:59] <WugBot> Wug: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#706 [03:00] <Wug> ...
#707 [03:00] <Wug> ;af-removestring j grab the most recent version of java from there
#708 [03:00] <WugBot> "grab the most recent version of java from there" removed from entry for "j".
#709 [03:00] <Jovet> N1CK22: go to the page http://goo.gl/h2OEh . Click "Accept License Agreement" and then download the "Windows x64" versino of Java on that page.
#710 [03:02] <N1CK22> Jovet: Its installed
#711 [03:02] <Jovet> N1CK22: Try Minecraft again.
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#713 [03:03] <N1CK22> Jovet: It works! Thank you so very much!
#714 [03:03] <N1CK22> <3
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#724 [03:31] <|Kiikun|> derpy derpy derplestein
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#730 [03:55] <xales> oh my lord
#731 [03:55] <xales> it is quiet in here
#732 [03:55] <xales> this NEVER happens
#733 [03:55] <[W]> it gets like that late at night
#734 [03:55] <xales> I shall celebrate by going to bed
#735 [03:58] <b0xxy> DOES ANYONE USE [TP] Wormhole X-Treme - Multi-World capable Stargates
#736 [03:59] <TheNoodle> -_-
#737 [03:59] <TheNoodle> Pretty sure you've been around long enough b0xxy :p
#738 [03:59] <TheNoodle> ??> b0xxy mods
#739 [03:59] <VoxelHead> b0xxy: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#740 [03:59] <VoxelHead> b0xxy: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#742 [04:00] <[W]> that sounds like a question for
#743 [04:00] <[W]> :bukkit
#744 [04:00] <WugBot> bukkit: #minecrafthelp does not support bukkit. It you are having issues with it, join #bukkit. If you're having issues with a specific plugin, it might have its own channel. If you're unsure, join #bukkit.
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#746 [04:02] <reedle> hey um i tried playing minecraft for first time and it wont work
#747 [04:02] <reedle> it goes to a grey screen
#748 [04:02] <reedle> ...
#749 [04:02] <reedle> ...
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#755 [04:33] <sdousley> am I still +q?
#756 [04:33] <sdousley> seems not :)
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#762 [05:00] <WarTheCar> Staff
#763 [05:01] <WarTheCar> I'm not going to stop this
#764 [05:01] <WarTheCar> I'm waiting for my premium for a long time
#765 [05:01] <WarTheCar> As I see
#766 [05:01] <WarTheCar> I bought the game 3 times a row in the same account
#767 [05:01] <WarTheCar> so now I'm going to point at mojan
#768 [05:01] <WarTheCar> mojang*
#769 [05:01] <WarTheCar> and say
#770 [05:02] <WarTheCar> Mojang are money stealers!
#771 [05:02] <TheNoodle> Why did you buy it three times?
#772 [05:02] <WarTheCar> I don't want my money to be wasted in a game that doesn't has the offer
#773 [05:02] <WarTheCar> Because It wasn't working
#774 [05:02] <TheNoodle> See the thing is WarTheCar, it doesnt' seem to be mojangs fault.
#775 [05:02] <WarTheCar> Who's fault?!
#776 [05:02] <TheNoodle> I bought an account 30 minutes ago, got it 29 minutes ago.
#777 [05:03] <WarTheCar> Hmm
#778 [05:03] <TheNoodle> I'm gonna blame the payment method, since paypal is just awesome.
#779 [05:03] <WarTheCar> You want me to try buying it again!?
#780 [05:03] <WarTheCar> I really can do that for sure
#781 [05:03] <WarTheCar> But what if it doesn't work?
#782 [05:03] <TheNoodle> ....don't do it again >.>
#783 [05:03] <WarTheCar> Money is not even free
#784 [05:04] <clone1018> wait
#785 [05:04] <clone1018> what are you trying to do
#786 [05:04] <WarTheCar> TheNoodle : ' ....don't do it again >.> ' Are you smart? It's a waste of money
#787 [05:04] <TheNoodle> Buy the game it seems.
#788 [05:04] <TheNoodle> WarTheCar, not quite sure what you're getting at there.
#789 [05:05] <WarTheCar> 19.95x3 = 300 DHS
#790 [05:05] <TheNoodle> You paid for the game three times instead of waiting, I wouldn't suggest questioning the intelligence of others.
#791 [05:06] <WarTheCar> Look
#792 [05:06] <WarTheCar> I'm going ot buy it one more time
#793 [05:06] <WarTheCar> If it doesn't work
#794 [05:06] <clone1018> Look
#795 [05:06] <clone1018> We're not official staff
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#797 [05:06] <Sqozza> I came as fast as I could
#798 [05:06] <clone1018> You're wasting your fucking time because we can't help you with billing problems
#799 [05:06] * AuBot kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: lone1018 :Please keep it civil.)
#800 [05:06] <WarTheCar> There is no one to talk to
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#802 [05:06] <TheNoodle> lol Sqozza
#803 [05:06] <clone1018> what so cussing gets me kicked?
#804 [05:06] <TheNoodle> clone1018, it's automatic :p
#805 [05:06] <Sqozza> yes it fucking does
#806 [05:06] * AuBot kicked Sqozza from #minecrafthelp (Reason: qozza :Please keep it civil.)
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#808 [05:07] <clone1018> what the fuck
#809 [05:07] * AuBot kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: lone1018 :Please keep it civil.)
#810 [05:07] <Sqozza> just sayin
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#812 [05:07] <TheNoodle> ...
#813 [05:07] <clone1018> thats fucking stupid
#814 [05:07] * AuBot kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: lone1018 :Please keep it civil.)
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#816 [05:07] <Sqozza> hi.
#817 [05:07] <TheNoodle> You guys suck lol
#818 [05:07] <Sqozza> PLEASE KEEP IT CIVIL
#819 [05:07] <TheNoodle> ??> WarTheCar payment
#820 [05:07] <VoxelHead> WarTheCar: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#821 [05:07] <VoxelHead> WarTheCar: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#822 [05:08] <WarTheCar> VoxelHead : It has been more then 4 days
#823 [05:08] <Sqozza> VoxelHead is a bot, WarTheCar
#824 [05:08] <TheNoodle> If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#825 [05:08] <WarTheCar> ..
#826 [05:08] <TheNoodle> Which part of that sentance tells you to come complain at us.
#827 [05:08] <WarTheCar> Bots are nice though
#828 [05:08] <WarTheCar> Better then humans ._.
#829 [05:09] <WarTheCar> Some people says
#830 [05:09] <WarTheCar> <+TheNoodle> I bought an account 30 minutes ago, got it 29 minutes ago.
#831 [05:09] <WarTheCar> In this way
#832 [05:09] <WarTheCar> and some people say
#833 [05:09] <WarTheCar> said*
#834 [05:10] <WarTheCar> I'm waited 13 days
#835 [05:10] <WarTheCar> and got it after that
#836 [05:10] <TheNoodle> WarTheCar, I was informing you that mojangs paymetn system isn't at fault.
#837 [05:10] <TheNoodle> Well, account system.
#838 [05:10] <WarTheCar> Why the hell do they automatically take the money?
#839 [05:10] <Sqozza> they don't.
#840 [05:10] <Sqozza> ._.
#841 [05:11] <WarTheCar> Hmm..
#842 [05:11] <TheNoodle> WarTheCar, the payment vendors do.
#843 [05:11] <WarTheCar> I'll make sure that buying something online
#844 [05:11] <WarTheCar> is something really a bad idea
#845 [05:11] <WarTheCar> I really like minecraft
#846 [05:11] <TheNoodle> You may want to reword that.
#847 [05:11] <TheNoodle> You know, so it makes sense.
#848 [05:12] <WarTheCar> TheNoodle : You want me to buy it again?
#849 [05:12] <WarTheCar> Not a problem, I'll do that
#850 [05:12] * TheNoodle facepalms
#850 [05:13] <TheNoodle> !kick WarTheCar I appear to make you do stupid things
#851 [05:13] * AuBot kicked WarTheCar from #minecrafthelp (Reason: arTheCar :I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: I appear to make you do stupid things))
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#853 [05:13] <WarTheCar> Kicking for no reason?
#854 [05:13] <TheNoodle> Kicking because you're a derp >.>
#855 [05:14] <WarTheCar> I'm telling you what I feel
#856 [05:14] <WarTheCar> I'm not joking here
#857 [05:14] <TheNoodle> ??> WarTheCar attitude
#858 [05:14] <VoxelHead> WarTheCar: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#859 [05:14] <VoxelHead> WarTheCar: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
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#861 [05:14] <TheNoodle> We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#862 [05:14] <WarTheCar> Who to blame ?!
#863 [05:14] <WarTheCar> ..I'm stupid
#864 [05:14] <Keltinray> Why do you need to blame?
#865 [05:15] <Keltinray> A problem occured. Find out how to fix it, not who to blame.
#866 [05:15] <WarTheCar> Because I payed money
#867 [05:15] <TheNoodle> How did you pay WarTheCar?
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#869 [05:15] <WarTheCar> By visa?
#870 [05:16] <TheNoodle> Then blame whoever mojang used to process the transaction.
#871 [05:16] <TheNoodle> Have you emailed support@mojang.com
#872 [05:16] <WarTheCar> No I email payment@mojang.com
#873 [05:16] <lahwran_> don't hurt me but
#874 [05:16] <WarTheCar> emailed*
#875 [05:16] <lahwran_> I wonder if I can just fu​ck my way on over like this
#876 [05:16] <lahwran_> doop :D
#877 [05:16] <TheNoodle> So long as you've emailed *@mojang.com
#878 [05:16] <TheNoodle> lol lahwran_.
#879 [05:16] <lahwran_> Sqozza: ^
#880 [05:17] <TheNoodle> You and your whitelists.
#881 [05:17] <lahwran_> [W]: I broke your bot
#882 [05:17] <lahwran_> no whitelist
#883 [05:17] <lahwran_> zero-width space
#884 [05:17] <TheNoodle> ahk.
#885 [05:17] <TheNoodle> hmmm
#886 [05:17] <TheNoodle> not sure if aubot kicks people like me...
#887 [05:17] <TheNoodle> fuck.
#888 [05:17] <TheNoodle> heh.
#889 [05:17] <WarTheCar> :/
#890 [05:18] <TheNoodle> Okay, enough bad language.
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#892 [05:18] <WarTheCar> I'll mention when I buy minecraft the 5th time.
#893 [05:18] <TheNoodle> STOP BUYING MINECRAFT
#894 [05:19] <WarTheCar> Why?
#895 [05:19] <Keltinray> Because you still don't know why you didn't get it the first time?
#896 [05:19] <TheNoodle> Because buying it again doesn't help.
#897 [05:19] <Keltinray> Find out where the problem occured, and fix it.
#898 [05:20] <WarTheCar> You're the problem
#899 [05:20] <Keltinray> Check that the credit card charge went through. If it did, contact mojang.
#900 [05:20] <TheNoodle> WarTheCar, how are we the problem?
#901 [05:20] <WarTheCar> I didn't say we
#902 [05:20] <WarTheCar> I said YOU
#903 [05:20] <Keltinray> ...
#904 [05:20] <TheNoodle> ...gg.
#905 [05:20] <TheNoodle> !kick WarTheCar
#906 [05:20] * AuBot kicked WarTheCar from #minecrafthelp (Reason: arTheCar :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
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#908 [05:21] <WarTheCar> I'm sorry.
#909 [05:21] <WarTheCar> I think I just wasted time being a jerk
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#920 [06:42] <ReFiRnE> Hello! I have 2days in row problem with updating minecraft
#921 [06:42] <ReFiRnE> While it downloading packages it show like download somthing but no moving %
#922 [06:43] <ReFiRnE> After couple minutes clients show disconnect
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#925 [06:44] <Nightmare> Hi I need help
#926 [06:45] <Nightmare> Hello?
#927 [06:46] <ReFiRnE> I waiting too for answear
#928 [06:46] <ReFiRnE> ;p
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#930 [06:51] <AG_Clinton> With?
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#932 [06:52] <Nightmare> I own a minecraft classic server, and Im running it with IRC aswell but when I try to /kick or /ban it says I need to be an OP but I don't know how to OP myself.
#933 [06:52] <TheNoodle> Didn't realise people still ran classic servers >.>
#934 [06:53] <Grim_Reaper> Add yourself in the op file the server made
#935 [06:53] <Grim_Reaper> Or in the server, type the /op namehere command
#936 [06:53] <Nightmare> Umm
#937 [06:53] <Nightmare> For IRC
#938 [06:54] <Nightmare> Im OP ingame
#939 [06:54] <Nightmare> This is classic btw
#940 [06:54] <Nightmare> I cant get OP on iRC
#941 [06:54] <TheNoodle> Which irc server/channel ?
#942 [06:54] <Nightmare> #badcraft
#943 [06:54] <Nightmare> esper.net
#944 [06:55] <TheNoodle> Nightmare, I can help either in the channel or #help
#945 [06:55] <TheNoodle> Chose one :p
#946 [06:56] <Nightmare> In the channel
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#948 [06:58] <TheNoodle> Okay, rejoin and start the server Nightmare.
#949 [06:59] <Nightmare> k
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#963 [07:58] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheCar
#964 [07:58] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheBar
#965 [07:58] <WarTheCar> !paid WarTheBar
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#969 [08:06] <Cenvix> I need help
#970 [08:07] <Cenvix> Hello
#971 [08:07] <Cenvix> :D
#972 [08:07] <Cenvix> ...
#973 [08:07] <Cenvix> zw
#974 [08:07] <Cenvix> w
#975 [08:07] <Cenvix> asd
#976 [08:07] <Cenvix> wdsdf
#977 [08:07] <Cenvix> Help...
#978 [08:08] <Cenvix> plssssss
#979 [08:08] <Cenvix> hello
#980 [08:09] <Cenvix> Help
#981 [08:09] <Cenvix> I can't break blocks in multiplayer
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#983 [08:10] <mortisha> When do people who purchased in Alpha get their FREE ios VERSIONS of minecraft?
#984 [08:11] <Cenvix> you get free Ios????
#985 [08:11] <Cenvix> NO SHIZ!!!
#986 [08:11] <Cenvix> and alpha is a version of a game
#987 [08:12] <mortisha> we were promised when buying in alpha to get all future versions of minecraft for free
#988 [08:12] <mortisha> minecraft ios pocket edition is a version of minecraft
#989 [08:12] <Cenvix> noooooo
#990 [08:12] <Cenvix> version of PC minecraft
#991 [08:12] <Cenvix> like if you bought it before... if it gets updated
#992 [08:12] <mortisha> never stated PC
#993 [08:13] <Cenvix> you get free version...
#994 [08:13] <Cenvix> XD
#995 [08:13] <Cenvix> yeah
#996 [08:13] <Cenvix> ...
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#998 [08:15] <Cenvix> I need help
#999 [08:15] <Cenvix> plsss :3
#1000 [08:17] <Cenvix> THIS PLACE NEVER HELPS!!!
#1001 [08:17] <CaelThunderwing> ever cinsider most are just waking up or asleep at this hour or..
#1002 [08:17] <CaelThunderwing> Maybe Playing the game?
#1003 [08:17] <CaelThunderwing> *consider
#1004 [08:18] * CaelThunderwing yawns as she just woke up.
#1004 [08:18] <Cenvix> hello
#1005 [08:18] <Cenvix> I need help
#1006 [08:18] * TheNytangel just woke up and is about to go to school
#1006 [08:18] <CaelThunderwing> Are you at or Right next to the spawnpoint?
#1007 [08:18] <Cenvix> hello
#1008 [08:19] <CaelThunderwing> in SMP maps you cannot move blocks there unless in creative Mode,
#1009 [08:19] <Cenvix> i'm nor near the spawn point
#1010 [08:19] <CaelThunderwing> if the Server is in Survival mode , you cannot be set to creative mode unless an Server operator places you in gamemode 1
#1011 [08:20] <Cenvix> no... I mean in every multiplayer map
#1012 [08:20] <Cenvix> I can't seem to do anything
#1013 [08:20] <CaelThunderwing> what happens when you try?
#1014 [08:20] <CaelThunderwing> the blocks re appear?
#1015 [08:20] <Cenvix> yeah
#1016 [08:21] <CaelThunderwing> that susally lag on your part.
#1017 [08:21] <Cenvix> the internet is fast beacause I can chat
#1018 [08:21] <Cenvix> *because
#1019 [08:21] <Cenvix> btw sorry :3
#1020 [08:22] <CaelThunderwing> i can chat on a server on 56k (i keep that aroun dfor the dreamcast) but i digress. try hosting your own server within your home network, if you Still have that problem, try forcing a update or Reinstall Minecraft,
#1021 [08:22] <Cenvix> I did make my own server and same thing happens
#1022 [08:23] <CaelThunderwing> and your connection doesnt play the only factor in MC lag. hardware on the server (if its low end) the server location, its net conditions , how many are on it etc all play a part,
#1023 [08:23] <Cenvix> I'll try re updating :D
#1024 [08:23] <Cenvix> 2
#1025 [08:23] <Cenvix> 2 players, me and my friend
#1026 [08:24] <CaelThunderwing> i run a Mirror Server for my friends incase his PC goes pffft. but because it's got low end hardware outside the net you really feel the Lag sting . again offtopic but. i've only had the game myself but a few hours Before it went 1.0.0,
#1027 [08:25] <CaelThunderwing> best time to get help is mid-day.
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#1029 [08:26] <CaelThunderwing> i noramlly just Now get to sleep at this hour a si'm usally a Night owl but i fell asleep earily ^^;;. no one here's paid to do support so it's all done in their spare time so . when looking for help here in the weee hours of the US Hours. Patience is key.
#1030 [08:26] <Cenvix> ok thanks :D
#1031 [08:26] <Cenvix> I love you :D
#1032 [08:26] <Cenvix> <3
#1033 [08:27] <CaelThunderwing> ((dont forget Voxel's a bot it does that on it own ^^;; )
#1034 [08:27] <Cenvix> thanks for the help... and sorry for bothering you :D
#1035 [08:27] <Cenvix> I'm a night owl also XD
#1036 [08:27] <Cenvix> ok :D
#1037 [08:27] <CaelThunderwing> np
#1038 [08:28] <Cenvix> once again thanks and bye :D
#1039 [08:28] <CaelThunderwing> Take Care and happy Crafting
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#1043 [08:38] <WarTheCar> Hi tyteen
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#1048 [08:58] <sdousley> omg, this is cool, (but not finished) using pistons, a cobblestone generator that completely automatically fills a 12x12x10 cube with cobblestone
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#1066 [09:32] <quaddle> I have installed and downloaded minecraft, but I cannot open it and play.
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#1068 [09:36] <quaddle> you speak french?
#1069 [09:37] <quaddle> guys
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#1093 [11:06] <mib_abg009> When i download the official minecraft game download two error codes come up, Error:could not create java virtual machine and Error:a fatal exception has occurred. the program will exit. Help!
#1094 [11:06] <CaelThunderwing> reinstall Java,
#1095 [11:06] <mib_abg009> how?
#1096 [11:07] * CaelThunderwing facepalms,
#1096 [11:07] <CaelThunderwing> http://java.com/en/
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#1098 [11:10] <mib_abg009> i have the latest version of java installed
#1099 [11:10] <mib_abg009> Help?
#1100 [11:11] <CaelThunderwing> ohh yeds master i'll quit playing a game to help you w/o knowing anything else...
#1101 [11:12] <CaelThunderwing> try reinstalling minecraft but to get a clean nstall of java, uninstall java, restart then reinstall.
#1102 [11:12] <Drace> Hello, I got a problem with my Minecraft Launcher. It can't connect to minecraft.net. I bought the game and I'm able to log in on the minecraft.net website. I'm quite sure my Firewall allows Minecraft to run and I already tried to redownload the minecraft.exe. It didn't help, so I'm not able to play Minecraft online.
#1103 [11:13] * CaelThunderwing sighs " i give up on playing a game .."
#1103 [11:14] <CaelThunderwing> not sure how to solve that issue Drace.
#1104 [11:14] <Drace> :(
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#1106 [11:20] <sdousley> Miclee: is it Java 7 you have?
#1107 [11:20] <sdousley> oh, he logged
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#1109 [11:21] <HELPME> hi
#1110 [11:21] <HELPME> i have problem with minecraft
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#1112 [11:22] <HELPME> someone here and can help?
#1113 [11:22] <CaelThunderwing> would be better if we knew What kind of problem,
#1114 [11:23] <TheNoodle> HELPME, you need to buy a new mouse, that's the source of your problem.
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#1120 [11:28] <xarcus> I can't host a server, why not?
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#1123 [11:37] <NICKNAME> Hello
#1124 [11:39] <TheNoodle> Hello NICKNAME.
#1125 [11:39] <TheNoodle> You can't host a server because you're impatient.
#1126 [11:39] <CaelThunderwing> Nick quitting/changing names wont get you help faster Hower it'd be better if we knew details
#1127 [11:39] <CaelThunderwing> OS, Java vers, if you paid or not (if not .. walk teh plank)
#1128 [11:40] <NICKNAME> TheNoodle
#1129 [11:40] <NICKNAME> CaelThunderwig
#1130 [11:40] <NICKNAME> I only quit because you guys were idle
#1131 [11:41] <NICKNAME> Anyway
#1132 [11:41] <NICKNAME> Would you like to see the error message I got?
#1133 [11:41] <NICKNAME> Here it is
#1134 [11:41] <CaelThunderwing> and exciuuuse us for having lives/other desires than 24/hr'ing support
#1135 [11:41] <TheNoodle> You left less than a minute after you asked a question. A question, I might add, that didn't provide anything more than 'it's broken'
#1136 [11:42] <NICKNAME> Failed to connect to server. java.net.SocketException: Network is unreachable: connect
#1137 [11:42] <CaelThunderwing> we need Details to help we cant read minds ya know
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#1139 [11:42] <TheNoodle> Looks like you haven't portforwarded.
#1140 [11:42] <NICKNAME> Cael there is the error thing i got
#1141 [11:43] <NICKNAME> tportforwarded?
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#1143 [11:43] <NICKNAME> What be that?
#1144 [11:43] <CaelThunderwing> is this connecting from outside your network or inside?
#1145 [11:43] <NICKNAME> What do you mean?
#1146 [11:44] <NICKNAME> What do you mean? cael
#1147 [11:44] <TheNoodle> NICKNAME, where is the server hosted?
#1148 [11:44] <NICKNAME> idk
#1149 [11:44] <CaelThunderwing> outside = Not in your home , Inside = from tyour own pc's at your house
#1150 [11:44] <NICKNAME> outside
#1151 [11:44] <TheNoodle> NICKNAME, where are you hosting the server?
#1152 [11:44] <TheNoodle> we need more than 'outside'
#1153 [11:45] <NICKNAME> Oh I am not hosting, that was a mistake
#1154 [11:45] <NICKNAME> I am trying to JOIN a server oops lol
#1155 [11:45] <TheNoodle> You idiot.
#1156 [11:45] <CaelThunderwing> ok the person hosting hasnt port forwarded
#1157 [11:45] <NICKNAME> dude.
#1158 [11:45] <NICKNAME> I am no idiot
#1159 [11:45] <TheNoodle> That's their problem, go talk to whoever runs the server.
#1160 [11:45] <CaelThunderwing> nothing YOU can do.
#1161 [11:45] <NICKNAME> well I cant host a server either
#1162 [11:45] <TheNoodle> NICKNAME, there's a big difference between hosting a server and joining one.
#1163 [11:45] <NICKNAME> and I have bought the game
#1164 [11:46] * CaelThunderwing facepalms Patrick Stuard style
#1164 [11:46] <NICKNAME> Would you like my os?
#1165 [11:46] <TheNoodle> You're not listening.
#1166 [11:46] <NICKNAME> I am.
#1167 [11:46] <TheNoodle> +TheNoodle : That's their problem, go talk to whoever runs the server.
#1168 [11:46] <NICKNAME> I am listening
#1169 [11:46] <NICKNAME> No dude I am trying to say I cant host a server either
#1170 [11:46] * CaelThunderwing loads a Shotgun and aims it at NICKNAME "you got the count of 10 to listen..."
#1170 [11:46] <NICKNAME> Can you help me with that?
#1171 [11:47] <TheNoodle> No.
#1172 [11:47] <NICKNAME> Ok I will listen cael
#1173 [11:47] <TheNoodle> your only clue: http://portforward.com
#1174 [11:47] <NICKNAME> Ok I will listen cael
#1175 [11:47] <NICKNAME> I mean"..."
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#1177 [11:48] <NICKNAME> NICKNAME needs help with making my own servers
#1178 [11:48] <CaelThunderwing> you need basic understanding of how computers work and a lil networking to host
#1179 [11:48] <NICKNAME> I know how computers work
#1180 [11:48] <CaelThunderwing> if thats too hard then stick to Singleplayer.
#1181 [11:49] <CaelThunderwing> and your still being vauge to why You cant even Host,
#1182 [11:49] <NICKNAME> It says under my hosted servers(or atleast tried to host) COMMUNICATION ERROR
#1183 [11:49] <Puppekop> Hey guys, I've got a problem with playing MCC in my browser. I keep getting "Fatal error Occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack"
#1184 [11:49] <TheNoodle> Puppekop, does the problem occur with downloaded client?
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#1186 [11:50] <CaelThunderwing> Puppekop you have Java 6 ot Java 7 installed?
#1187 [11:50] <Puppekop> Idk, wanted to buy it, but first play classic
#1188 [11:50] <Puppekop> Idk, wanted to buy it, but first play classic
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#1190 [11:50] <Puppekop> wait, ill check
#1191 [11:50] <Puppekop> I got Java 6
#1192 [11:50] <CaelThunderwing> TheNoodle watch he'll be back...
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#1194 [11:51] <CaelThunderwing> told you
#1195 [11:51] <TheNoodle> CALIFORNIARULES1123, we know it's you.
#1196 [11:51] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> I just need help
#1197 [11:51] <CaelThunderwing> Nick we can see your IP everytime you rage quit.. chaning your nick aint gonna solve crap.
#1198 [11:51] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> can you just help and I will go away and not bother you again.
#1199 [11:51] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> And I am not ragequitting
#1200 [11:51] <CaelThunderwing> and Puppekop hmmm what browser you using and what OS?
#1201 [11:52] <Kealper> i'm pretty sure i could make you go away and not bother anyone in here again, too
#1202 [11:52] <TheNoodle> lol
#1203 [11:52] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> I just need help with a problem
#1204 [11:52] <Puppekop> I tried it in Chrome and IE (eeeeewww :P) And I got Win7/64bit
#1205 [11:53] <CaelThunderwing> i've yet to try Classic, so not sure how to help ya there,
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#1207 [11:53] <CaelThunderwing> maybe someone else can,
#1208 [11:53] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> CaelThunderwing, please, I will not come back here if you just help
#1209 [11:54] <Kealper> CALIFORNIARULES1123: good job waiting 25 seconds before considering this place idle
#1210 [11:54] <Kealper> CALIFORNIARULES1123: what's your issue?
#1211 [11:54] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> I wanna host a server but every time i try, it says: connection error
#1212 [11:55] <Kealper> CALIFORNIARULES1123: host your own server or join someone else's server?
#1213 [11:55] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> Hsot
#1214 [11:55] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> I mean host
#1215 [11:55] <Puppekop> Is there a downloadable version of classic available then?
#1216 [11:55] <CaelThunderwing> and theres nothing we can do to fix your issue w/ your friend's server he hasto port forward
#1217 [11:55] <TheNoodle> CALIFORNIARULES1123, change your nick using /nick <name>
#1218 [11:55] <CALIFORNIARULES1123> Change it to what?
#1219 [11:55] <Kealper> something not all-caps
#1220 [11:56] <Kealper> all-caps is ugly
#1221 [11:56] <Me> There
#1222 [11:56] <Me> LOL
#1223 [11:56] <Kealper> i'll be very surprised if that name isn't registered...
#1224 [11:56] <TheNoodle> there you go.
#1225 [11:56] <Kealper> called it
#1226 [11:56] <Kealper> i'm probably about to call that one too
#1227 [11:56] <P> There
#1228 [11:56] <P> lol
#1229 [11:57] <TheNoodle> Actually no, p is fine >.>
#1230 [11:57] <MineCraftLova> there
#1231 [11:57] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: anywho
#1232 [11:57] <MineCraftLova> Ok, lets continue
#1233 [11:57] <Puppekop> TheNoodle (don't know how to link name), is there a downloadable version of MCC?
#1234 [11:57] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: first... is the server program running when you are trying to connect to it?
#1235 [11:57] <MineCraftLova> Nope.
#1236 [11:57] <Puppekop> Oh, it links by itself :P
#1237 [11:58] <MineCraftLova> And I am trying to host it
#1238 [11:58] <TheNoodle> Puppekop, there's the WoM client
#1239 [11:58] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: the server program has to be running for people to join it
#1240 [11:58] <TheNoodle> WoM - World of Minecraft
#1241 [11:58] <MineCraftLova> ok brb
#1242 [11:58] <Puppekop> TheNoodle thnx, I'll try it ;)
#1243 [11:59] <TheNoodle> You're welcome :p
#1244 [11:59] <CaelThunderwing> and a tip when you try to join a self hosted server dont use your external IP if its on the same PC you enter "localhost" if not you use the router assigned IP.
#1245 [11:59] <MineCraftLova> It nowork
#1246 [11:59] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: the minecraft server.exe is running now?
#1247 [11:59] <MineCraftLova> Kealper it didnt work
#1248 [12:00] <MineCraftLova> Yup
#1249 [12:00] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: what IP are you trying to connect to?
#1250 [12:00] <MineCraftLova> None
#1251 [12:00] <CaelThunderwing> ..
#1252 [12:00] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#1253 [12:00] <MineCraftLova> I am trying to HOST a server LOL
#1254 [12:00] <CaelThunderwing> No one cabn be this Oblivious can there?
#1255 [12:00] <MineCraftLova> I said that a while ago.
#1256 [12:00] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: are you.... starting the game and connecting?
#1257 [12:01] <MineCraftLova> No, cuz it wont work
#1258 [12:01] <nipper> auth servers go down?
#1259 [12:01] <Kealper> !login
#1260 [12:01] <MineCraftLova> Still sez connection error
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#1262 [12:01] <TheNoodle> Not sure if troll or just...
#1263 [12:01] <nipper> Failed to verify username! [internal error java.net.UnknownHostException: session.minecraft.net] on my server.
#1264 [12:01] <CaelThunderwing> do Not set an ip in your server.properties
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#1267 [12:02] <CaelThunderwing> it'll bind to All IPs on the default port
#1268 [12:02] <Kealper> nipper: is that your server or someone else's?
#1269 [12:02] <nipper> My own.
#1270 [12:02] <nipper> console copy and past
#1271 [12:02] <Murry1> When is minecraft 1.0.1 out?
#1272 [12:02] <Kealper> nipper: hosted out of your house? or somewhere else?
#1273 [12:02] <nipper> dedicated.
#1274 [12:02] <CaelThunderwing> 1.0.1 Server side Is out,
#1275 [12:03] <Kealper> nipper: linux?
#1276 [12:03] <nipper> Yes, CentOS
#1277 [12:03] <nipper> 5.7
#1278 [12:03] <MineCraftLova> What does server thing have to be?
#1279 [12:03] <MineCraftLova> Server pass
#1280 [12:03] <Kealper> nipper: type this into a terminal: nslookup session.minecraft.net
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#1282 [12:03] <Kealper> nipper: tell me what IP nslookup returns
#1283 [12:03] <Murry1> CaelThunderwing:When is ssp side out?
#1284 [12:03] <MineCraftLova> Kealper what does pass have to be?
#1285 [12:04] <nipper> ;; connection timed out; no servers could be reached
#1286 [12:04] <Kealper> nipper: try nslookup google.com
#1287 [12:04] <CaelThunderwing> theres no client side 1.0.1 yet
#1288 [12:04] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: pass? are you trying to play on Classic?
#1289 [12:04] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderWing
#1290 [12:04] <CaelThunderwing> server side 1.0.1 was Just a Bugfix
#1291 [12:04] <MineCraftLova> nvm
#1292 [12:04] <MineCraftLova> No beta
#1293 [12:04] <CaelThunderwing> ...
#1294 [12:04] <MineCraftLova> Kealper beta
#1295 [12:05] <nipper> same
#1296 [12:05] * Kealper is parsing "beta" as Minecraft 1.0
#1296 [12:05] <nipper> might be my server then odd.
#1297 [12:05] <Kealper> nipper: yeah, your server's DNS is being dumb
#1298 [12:05] <MineCraftLova> 1.0.0
#1299 [12:05] <CaelThunderwing> MineCraftLova Did you Purchase Minecraft or "Download " it?
#1300 [12:05] <Kealper> nipper: one sec
#1301 [12:05] <MineCraftLova> Purchase :)
#1302 [12:05] <MineCraftLova> :D
#1303 [12:06] <CaelThunderwing> and Nipper if your using your ISP's DNS, try using google's public DNS (8.8.8.8 / 8.8.4.4 )
#1304 [12:06] <nipper> Going to try that as soon as I figure out how to set it.
#1305 [12:06] <Murry1> CaelThunderwing:thanks
#1306 [12:06] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing I purchased it :) :D
#1307 [12:06] <Kealper> nipper: that'
#1308 [12:06] <CaelThunderwing> whats the name you registered as when you "Paid" ?
#1309 [12:06] <Kealper> whoops
#1310 [12:06] <Kealper> nipper: that's what i was just looking how to do lol
#1311 [12:06] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing it is NintendoGamer Boy
#1312 [12:06] <MineCraftLova> Oops no spaces
#1313 [12:06] <TheNoodle> !paid nintendogamerboy
#1314 [12:07] <MineCraftLova> NintendoGamerBoy
#1315 [12:07] <nipper> you would think a Cogent backbone would not have issues.
#1316 [12:07] * TheNoodle shrugs
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#1317 [12:07] <TheNoodle> nipper, the backbone won't affect it most time.
#1318 [12:07] <TheNoodle> times even.
#1319 [12:07] <MineCraftLova> Dies
#1320 [12:07] <CaelThunderwing> wow that i haveto applogise you were commin off like a pirate lookin for help MineCraftLova
#1321 [12:07] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing ??
#1322 [12:08] <Murry1> how do you do this:* TheNoodle shrugs
#1323 [12:08] <Kealper> bah
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#1325 [12:08] <MineCraftLova> Whatcha mean CaelThunderwing?
#1326 [12:08] <TheNoodle> lolwat Murry1.
#1327 [12:08] <Kealper> i have no idea how to set that stuff up...
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#1329 [12:08] <CaelThunderwing> at the Most i can suggest for your Issue as its not java is reinstall minecraft
#1330 [12:08] <TheNoodle> I was shrugging becasue I, like CaelThunderwing, didn't believe he'd paid :p
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#1332 [12:08] <Murry1> how do you do it - TheNoodle
#1333 [12:08] <Superduper> Hi.. my game crash. I had try java 6 and 7
#1334 [12:08] <MineCraftLova> ok brb
#1335 [12:08] <MineCraftLova> Actually I cant
#1336 [12:09] <CaelThunderwing> if that dont work as a last resort Reinstall your OS,
#1337 [12:09] <MineCraftLova> Cuz it usually breakas
#1338 [12:09] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing it started working
#1339 [12:09] <TheNoodle> Murry1, ohhh, /me
#1340 [12:09] * Kealper says /me your message here
#1340 [12:09] * Murry1 Thanks TheNoodle andKealper
#1340 [12:10] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing but now it says Can't resolve hostname
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#1343 [12:10] * MineCraftLova shoots self
#1343 [12:10] <CaelThunderwing> use "localhost" when connecting
#1344 [12:10] <MineCraftLova> ??
#1345 [12:10] <CaelThunderwing> if your self hosting.
#1346 [12:10] <MineCraftLova> Localhost?
#1347 [12:10] <MineCraftLova> Sorry, I sometimes a nub >.<
#1348 [12:10] <CaelThunderwing> i'm not going to explain networking
#1349 [12:11] <Murry1> Is there any channel for bukkit
#1350 [12:11] <CaelThunderwing> i think they have one But i'm not sure Murry1
#1351 [12:12] <MineCraftLova> They will not work CaelThunderwing
#1352 [12:12] <TheNoodle> Murry1, #bukkit
#1353 [12:12] <MineCraftLova> Does it have to be a specific server adress CaelThunderwing?
#1354 [12:13] <MineCraftLova> CaelThunderwing...
#1355 [12:13] * CaelThunderwing lights a whole bunch of tnt and swallows.. saying "Check please!"
#1355 [12:14] <Kealper> MineCraftLova: my suggestion to you is to play on someone else's server, as you don't seem to understand even the very basics of hosting your own server
#1356 [12:14] * Murry1 Laugh's @ CaelThunderwing
#1356 [12:15] <Superduper> It crashes when Im playing on the server
#1357 [12:15] <Kealper> laughs*
#1358 [12:16] <CaelThunderwing> i hate to be blunt MineCraftLova, but your enough to make Furries Cry,
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#1360 [12:18] <Kealper> CaelThunderwing: not sure if inappropriate
#1361 [12:19] <CaelThunderwing> ?
#1362 [12:19] <TheNoodle> Kealper </3 furries.
#1363 [12:19] <TheNoodle> :p
#1364 [12:21] <CaelThunderwing> minecraftlova was enough to make everyone in http://tinyurl.com/7k266ep Cry, Never make a Flammie cry!
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#1366 [12:21] <SimenOlai> will/does minecraft.net support email change? :P
#1367 [12:22] <TheNoodle> It does not.
#1368 [12:22] <SimenOlai> you could have said will
#1369 [12:22] <SimenOlai> lol
#1370 [12:22] <TheNoodle> And it probably wont' for a while.
#1371 [12:22] <SimenOlai> aw
#1372 [12:23] <SimenOlai> ohhhhh i never saw that
#1373 [12:23] <SimenOlai> [22:57:23] * You have been kicked from #minecrafthelp by Kealper (Come back in one hour)
#1374 [12:23] <SimenOlai> i didnt see this xD (Come back in one hour)
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#1376 [12:23] * Kealper doesn't even remember why he did that
#1376 [12:24] <Kealper> infact...i don't even remember removing the ban
#1377 [12:24] <SimenOlai> me did or you?
#1378 [12:24] <nipper> hey Kealper any idea on how to change it. All google is giving me is the GUI and it has none.
#1379 [12:24] <SimenOlai> lol, i got banned because of 1.0.0
#1380 [12:24] <Kealper> nipper: lemme poke around, it's probably something in resolv.conf but let me confirm before telling you anything
#1381 [12:24] <TheNoodle> ??< smp/servers
#1382 [12:25] <Murry1> Superduper, is it your server
#1383 [12:25] <SimenOlai> [22:57:16] <SimenOlai> ITS OUT!!!!!! IT ASKS FOR UPDATE
#1384 [12:25] <SimenOlai> ,,,,,,,,,,,, [22:57:22] * Kealper sets ban on *!*@204.81-166-174.customer.lyse.net
#1385 [12:25] <nipper> Kealper I was thinking the same thing.
#1386 [12:25] <SimenOlai> wtf, i removed that tab!!! i did!
#1387 [12:25] <Murry1> is 1.0.1 out?
#1388 [12:25] <SimenOlai> no
#1389 [12:25] <SimenOlai> why should it?
#1390 [12:25] <Murry1> whats update out for so?
#1391 [12:25] <Kealper> Murry1: the server is version 1.0.1, but the client is supposed to be 1.0.0
#1392 [12:25] <SimenOlai> it was 1.0.0
#1393 [12:26] <CaelThunderwing> 1.0.1 is just a server side bugfix to the nul pointer and invalid key bugs
#1394 [12:26] <Murry1> Ok
#1395 [12:26] <Kealper> Murry1: the server had to have a small update to fix an important bug in it
#1396 [12:26] <Superduper> Hi
#1397 [12:26] <Murry1> Is there any program for putting text on minecraft maps?
#1398 [12:27] <Superduper> The game freezing. So I have to ctrl+alt+delete the game
#1399 [12:27] <CaelThunderwing> you can do it yourself out of any block . Murry1
#1400 [12:27] <Superduper> I have tried 2 diffrent servers
#1401 [12:27] <Murry1> How?
#1402 [12:27] <Superduper> I have tried java 7 and 6
#1403 [12:27] <Superduper> I tried 64 and 32bits
#1404 [12:27] <CaelThunderwing> Heck we got someone on my brothers server to wrire Sandwhich in Netherrack
#1405 [12:27] <CaelThunderwing> Superduper dont use Java 7
#1406 [12:28] <Superduper> I dont
#1407 [12:28] <Superduper> just test it with that if it should work
#1408 [12:28] <CaelThunderwing> Minecraft and Java 7 Dont mix
#1409 [12:28] <Kealper> Superduper: does it work on single player?
#1410 [12:28] <Kealper> Superduper: do you have any mods installed?
#1411 [12:28] <Superduper> but now I use the latest java 6
#1412 [12:28] <Superduper> I bought the game yesterday... So I dont have anything
#1413 [12:28] <Kealper> CaelThunderwing: depends... some people can use it just fine, others it completely screws up
#1414 [12:28] <Superduper> not even a house :P
#1415 [12:29] <SimenOlai> java 7 works fine on minecraft
#1416 [12:29] <Kealper> Superduper: so... have you tried it on single player?
#1417 [12:29] <Kealper> SimenOlai: some people have issues with it, others don't
#1418 [12:29] <Superduper> I got a computer who can play Battlefield 3 on MAX... so my computer should work for this game :P
#1419 [12:29] <SimenOlai> not me :P
#1420 [12:29] <SimenOlai> cause im awesome :) :)
#1421 [12:29] <Kealper> Superduper: so i'll ask again... have you tried it on single player>
#1422 [12:29] <Kealper> ?*
#1423 [12:30] <Superduper> I tried it before and it seems to work
#1424 [12:30] <SimenOlai> it sounds like a java problem to me
#1425 [12:30] <SimenOlai> does it happen after some minutes?
#1426 [12:30] <Superduper> It didnt happen anything and I played about 5 min
#1427 [12:30] <SimenOlai> ah ha
#1428 [12:30] <SimenOlai> i had that problem
#1429 [12:30] <Superduper> I just need to play like 30seconds when it crashed in multiplayer
#1430 [12:31] <Kealper> ??> Superduper win/dxdiag
#1431 [12:31] <VoxelHead> Superduper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1432 [12:31] <SimenOlai> i just bought a new computer x)
#1433 [12:31] <VoxelHead> Superduper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#1434 [12:31] <Kealper> Superduper: follow what VoxelHead said, please
#1435 [12:31] <CaelThunderwing> the next thing i feel like trying to make on my own mirror server... a pixel - style Floppydisk, seing i got a 20pack irl sitting ontop of my old Dos Game PC
#1436 [12:31] <Superduper> Im in DXDIAG
#1437 [12:31] <SimenOlai> is 0.25 Mbit upload worth to have a server?
#1438 [12:32] <Kealper> Superduper: so continue following what VoxelHead said?
#1439 [12:32] <Superduper> saved
#1440 [12:32] <SimenOlai> answer is NO
#1441 [12:32] <SimenOlai> 0.25 Mbit upload as in internet speed
#1442 [12:32] <Kealper> SimenOlai: well... you could have yourself and probably one other person on there lol
#1443 [12:33] <Superduper> done
#1444 [12:33] <Superduper> http://pastebin.com/ddp2hWJp
#1445 [12:33] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1446 [12:33] <Superduper> =)
#1447 [12:33] <SimenOlai> but i dont have that bad internet
#1448 [12:33] <SimenOlai> :D
#1449 [12:33] <Superduper> @VoxelHead http://pastebin.com/ddp2hWJp
#1450 [12:33] <Kealper> Superduper: VoxelHead is a bot, i made it say what it told you
#1451 [12:34] <Kealper> Superduper: and yes, you are completely right.... on that sort of computer you should not be having any issues at all with Minecraft
#1452 [12:34] <SimenOlai> realtek ftw
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#1454 [12:34] <Kealper> SimenOlai: huh?
#1455 [12:34] <SimenOlai> realtek :P
#1456 [12:35] <SimenOlai> its a microphone and,,, uhmm,,,, whats it called?...
#1457 [12:35] <Kealper> Superduper: out of curiosity, is your graphics card a 6950, 6970, or a 6990? lol
#1458 [12:35] <Superduper> Ok.. so its you who got the same problem?
#1459 [12:35] * SimenOlai goes to google translate
#1459 [12:35] <Murry1> CaelThunderwing, I mean putting text on minecraft map(the item)
#1460 [12:35] <Superduper> Is it my graphic card 6950?
#1461 [12:35] <SimenOlai> speaker.......
#1462 [12:35] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1463 [12:35] <Kealper> Superduper: that isn't the issue, i was just wondering lol
#1464 [12:36] <Superduper> ok
#1465 [12:36] <SimenOlai> microphone and speaker software :P its fu***** awesome
#1466 [12:36] <Superduper> 6950 2GB
#1467 [12:36] <Kealper> SimenOlai: realtek is a networking and audio chipset manufacturer
#1468 [12:36] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1469 [12:36] <SimenOlai> i was close
#1470 [12:36] <SimenOlai> close enough!
#1471 [12:36] <Kealper> Superduper: anyways... how long have you left Minecraft there while it was stuck?
#1472 [12:37] <SimenOlai> Superduper, whats ur java version?
#1473 [12:37] <Kealper> Superduper: because a lot of the times if it gets stuck like that it will eventually show a "Minecraft has crashed!
#1474 [12:37] <Kealper> bah
#1475 [12:37] <Superduper> Yeah.. it says everytime that java crashed
#1476 [12:37] <SimenOlai> or java en.... something has stopped working
#1477 [12:37] <Murry1> Does anyone know how to put text on a map in minecraft(the item
#1478 [12:37] <SimenOlai> not responding or something
#1479 [12:37] <Kealper> Superduper: oh, it comes up saying something to the effect of "Java SE Binary has stopped working"?
#1480 [12:37] <Superduper> it not saying anything about that minecraft crash
#1481 [12:38] <Superduper> yeah.. something like that
#1482 [12:38] <Kealper> hmm
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#1484 [12:38] <Kealper> Superduper: To run the game like the browser does, try the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/u9K9WD3a
#1485 [12:39] <Superduper> I have test 6,7 and 32 and 64 bit of jave
#1486 [12:39] <Kealper> Superduper: that might not fix the issue but it might provide more insight in to why that is happening
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#1488 [12:39] <SimenOlai> superduper
#1489 [12:39] <Superduper> yeah
#1490 [12:39] <SimenOlai> it should work fine in browser
#1491 [12:39] <curmet> hey guys i need help i have a minecraft problem
#1492 [12:39] <Superduper> ok.. cause I play it not in browser
#1493 [12:39] <Superduper> :P
#1494 [12:39] <SimenOlai> sounds like mod
#1495 [12:39] <SimenOlai> :P
#1496 [12:40] <Kealper> actually yes
#1497 [12:40] <Kealper> Superduper: you are 120% positive you didn't install any mods?
#1498 [12:40] <SimenOlai> curmet, which problem
#1499 [12:40] <SimenOlai> uhm, mods shouldnt affect that
#1500 [12:40] <SimenOlai> i ment like, sounds like mod,,, he dont want / cant play in browser
#1501 [12:41] <curmet> when i run minecraft then gets my window blue and there is bad driver card
#1502 [12:41] <curmet> what can i do?
#1503 [12:41] <SimenOlai> update drivers
#1504 [12:41] <SimenOlai> or buy new computer/get new graphic card
#1505 [12:42] <SimenOlai> your turn kealper
#1506 [12:42] <curmet> i search a update for my driver card i have a vga but i don't find any updates
#1507 [12:42] <SimenOlai> then get new pc / new graphic card :P
#1508 [12:42] <SimenOlai> or ask kealper
#1509 [12:42] <SimenOlai> kealper?
#1510 [12:42] <curmet> i think he ist the mod or admin right ?
#1511 [12:43] <AlphaBlend> is it the most recent java version he has?
#1512 [12:43] <SimenOlai> he is op in irc channel
#1513 [12:43] <SimenOlai> SUPERDUPER
#1514 [12:43] <SimenOlai> hmm, sounds like a song abba made
#1515 [12:43] <SimenOlai> super duper
#1516 [12:43] <curmet> i downloaded the newest java version i downloaded it today
#1517 [12:43] <SimenOlai> :P
#1518 [12:43] <AlphaBlend> haha
#1519 [12:43] <AlphaBlend> yes
#1520 [12:43] <AlphaBlend> yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss
#1521 [12:44] <Superduper> I just remember that I dowloaded the latest AMD drivers yesterday
#1522 [12:44] <SimenOlai> gaaaah
#1523 [12:44] <Superduper> it was beta drivers for BF3
#1524 [12:44] <SimenOlai> people take wrong doings
#1525 [12:44] <SimenOlai> :P
#1526 [12:44] <SimenOlai> 173
#1527 [12:44] <SimenOlai> O:O:O:
#1528 [12:44] <AlphaBlend> WTF, VOXEL WHAT IS UP WITH YOU
#1529 [12:44] <Superduper> so it might not working correctly
#1530 [12:44] * AlphaBlend punches voxelhead
#1530 [12:44] <SimenOlai> alphablend, say this ...... and 10 more .'s
#1531 [12:44] <TheNoodle> AlphaBlend, you talked to much.
#1532 [12:44] <AlphaBlend> lol
#1533 [12:45] <AlphaBlend> no i kept repeating characters
#1534 [12:45] <Superduper> Kealper: no mods.. dont know how to do that
#1535 [12:45] <SimenOlai> superduper
#1536 [12:45] <SimenOlai> whats ur java version
#1537 [12:45] <AlphaBlend> Super: Do you have the latest java version?
#1538 [12:45] <SimenOlai> ANSWER
#1539 [12:45] <Superduper> 6.0 update 19
#1540 [12:45] <AlphaBlend> hah
#1541 [12:45] <SimenOlai> there is no 6.0
#1542 [12:45] <AlphaBlend> JRE 7 is out
#1543 [12:45] <Superduper> the latest from the website
#1544 [12:45] <AlphaBlend> 1.6 he means
#1545 [12:45] <SimenOlai> there is no 1.6
#1546 [12:46] <AlphaBlend> uhm
#1547 [12:46] <SimenOlai> sounds like mac then
#1548 [12:46] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1549 [12:46] <AlphaBlend> that's what we use for our plugin version
#1550 [12:46] <Superduper> I try to uninstall drivers.. BRB :)
#1551 [12:46] <AlphaBlend> meh i'll check my version
#1552 [12:46] <AlphaBlend> lol
#1553 [12:46] <SimenOlai> NO
#1554 [12:46] <SimenOlai> .....
#1555 [12:46] <SimenOlai> why drivers???
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#1557 [12:46] <AlphaBlend> version 7 update 1
#1558 [12:46] <SimenOlai> thats old
#1559 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> no
#1560 [12:47] <SimenOlai> yes
#1561 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> that's not even available as an automatic download
#1562 [12:47] <SimenOlai> i know
#1563 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> i just got it a week or so ago....
#1564 [12:47] <SimenOlai> java 6 is in automatic
#1565 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> latest
#1566 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> so it's not old
#1567 [12:47] <SimenOlai> i got java 7 for 4 months ago
#1568 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> oh
#1569 [12:47] <SimenOlai> older than 1 week = OLD
#1570 [12:47] <AlphaBlend> so you like to keep up to date
#1571 [12:47] <SimenOlai> it automatics update
#1572 [12:48] <SimenOlai> automatic updates*
#1573 [12:48] <AlphaBlend> ya
#1574 [12:48] <SimenOlai> checking version now
#1575 [12:48] <SimenOlai> ooo
#1576 [12:48] <SimenOlai> lalallala
#1577 [12:48] <SimenOlai> i didnt say something
#1578 [12:49] <SimenOlai> :) :)
#1579 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> then look
#1580 [12:49] <SimenOlai> java 7 update 1 D
#1581 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> tell me what you have!
#1582 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> HAH
#1583 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> OLD
#1584 [12:49] <SimenOlai> xD *
#1585 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> !
#1586 [12:49] <curmet> is kealper online ?
#1587 [12:49] <SimenOlai> no its not old
#1588 [12:49] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1589 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> you just said mine was old...
#1590 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> and i said what version i had
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#1592 [12:49] <SimenOlai> it updated 1 week ago???????????? i had 1.7_01 for 2 weeks ago
#1593 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> same as yours, so that is a paradox my friend
#1594 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> NO
#1595 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> i got it a week or so ago
#1596 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> ahh
#1597 [12:49] <AlphaBlend> so it is old ;p
#1598 [12:50] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1599 [12:50] <SimenOlai> i hate you voxel
#1600 [12:50] <SimenOlai> :)
#1601 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> On July 7, 2011
#1602 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> O_O
#1603 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> so wow
#1604 [12:50] <SimenOlai> voxelhead?? you Alright today?
#1605 [12:50] <SimenOlai> whats up?
#1606 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> it is months old....
#1607 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> LOL
#1608 [12:50] <AlphaBlend> but they haven't made an update to it yet, it must be that good XD
#1609 [12:51] <CaelThunderwing> AlphaBlend You do realise VoxelHead Is a bot.
#1610 [12:51] * SimenOlai is forever alone so he speaks to a bot
#1610 [12:51] <SimenOlai> sup voxelhead?
#1611 [12:51] <SimenOlai> alright?
#1612 [12:51] <SimenOlai> want a soup? or a cake?
#1613 [12:51] <AlphaBlend> wow....
#1614 [12:51] <AlphaBlend> it seems like it took a lot of hard work
#1615 [12:51] <SimenOlai> what?
#1616 [12:51] <SimenOlai> OH SHIT
#1617 [12:51] <BadcraftHelp> Don't Cuss or you will be muted.
#1618 [12:51] <AlphaBlend> Cael: I do, I've realized this for a long time
#1619 [12:52] <SimenOlai> i have a presentation for tomorrow!
#1620 [12:52] * lukegb [lukegb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1621 [12:52] <SimenOlai> and i havent started on it!!!
#1622 [12:52] <SimenOlai> what do i do?!?
#1623 [12:52] <AlphaBlend> start it?
#1624 [12:52] <AlphaBlend> lol
#1625 [12:52] <SimenOlai> NO
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#1627 [12:52] <SimenOlai> end it
#1628 [12:52] <SimenOlai> :D
#1629 [12:53] <SimenOlai> what???
#1630 [12:53] <SimenOlai> itslearning has a blog?
#1631 [12:53] <SimenOlai> voxelhead timed out once, [20:23:18] * VoxelHead has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
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#1633 [12:54] * CaelThunderwing cracks out her Kindle and reads relaxing that MineCraftLova is Long gone. " i swear he was actually that stupid or was just trollin"
#1633 [12:54] <Murry1> How do I put text on maps in minecraft (item)
#1634 [12:54] <SimenOlai> what?
#1635 [12:55] <SimenOlai> what text
#1636 [12:55] <CaelThunderwing> i've saved the Recipie list for most common things in MC stored on it for quick ref,
#1637 [12:55] <SimenOlai> on a map?
#1638 [12:55] <SimenOlai> its not possible murry1
#1639 [12:55] <Murry1> It is because ive seen custom maps with them
#1640 [12:55] <Murry1> im looking for a software
#1641 [12:55] <SimenOlai> software
#1642 [12:55] <SimenOlai> ok...
#1643 [12:55] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1644 [12:56] <SimenOlai> shut up voxelhead
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#1646 [12:57] <AlphaBlend> zzzz
#1647 [12:59] <CaelThunderwing> Murry1 like this? http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9226/20111128125807.png
#1648 [12:59] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1649 [13:00] <SimenOlai> CaelThunderwing, he ment a MAP
#1650 [13:00] <SimenOlai> the ITEM MAP
#1651 [13:00] <SimenOlai> map the item
#1652 [13:00] <SimenOlai> map the movie
#1653 [13:00] <SimenOlai> lol i just felt for it
#1654 [13:00] <AlphaBlend> heh
#1655 [13:01] <SimenOlai> xD
#1656 [13:01] <SimenOlai> map the movie
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#1658 [13:03] <Murry1> CaelThunderwing: No i mean this:http://i.imgur.com/tpUQm.png
#1659 [13:03] <SimenOlai> http://i.imgur.com/tpUQm.png *
#1660 [13:04] <SimenOlai> lol?
#1661 [13:04] <SimenOlai> think its just terrain
#1662 [13:04] <CaelThunderwing> probbly edited it client side
#1663 [13:04] <SimenOlai> wrote in terrain, so it shows on map
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#1665 [13:05] <nicoxxl> Hi everybody!
#1666 [13:05] <SimenOlai> bye everybody should you say
#1667 [13:06] <SimenOlai> we dont want you here
#1668 [13:06] <SimenOlai> :D :D lol jk
#1669 [13:06] <SimenOlai> france?
#1670 [13:06] <nicoxxl> I? Yes
#1671 [13:06] <SimenOlai> :O
#1672 [13:06] <SimenOlai> i have french on school! :D
#1673 [13:06] <nicoxxl> _o/
#1674 [13:06] <SimenOlai> (not very good at it)
#1675 [13:07] <SimenOlai> shit i should start on my english presentation now
#1676 [13:07] <nicoxxl> SimenOlai: for the map I see a plugin who allow to watch youtube on minecraft
#1677 [13:07] <nicoxxl> (But I'm not here for that)
#1678 [13:07] <SimenOlai> uhm
#1679 [13:07] * JPSnuffy [JPSnuffy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1680 [13:07] <SimenOlai> thats not possible
#1681 [13:07] <SimenOlai> give me link
#1682 [13:07] <SimenOlai> it must be totally fake
#1683 [13:07] <nicoxxl> I tried to connect on minecraft.net, but it don't work.
#1684 [13:08] <SimenOlai> LINK
#1685 [13:08] <nicoxxl> http://www.geekosystem.com/minecraft-youtube-map/
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#1687 [13:09] <SimenOlai> that
#1688 [13:10] <SimenOlai> must be fake
#1689 [13:10] <TheNoodle> No, spout.
#1690 [13:10] <SimenOlai> no, FAKE
#1691 [13:10] <SimenOlai> :D
#1692 [13:12] * montezuma [montezuma@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1693 [13:12] <nicoxxl> And for my problem, another one get it?
#1694 [13:12] <nicoxxl> (sorry for my VERY bad english)
#1695 [13:17] <nicoxxl> Ow, it work again, cool!
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#1698 [13:21] <Kata> hey all
#1699 [13:22] * Kataclysmic [Kataclysmic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1700 [13:23] <Kataclysmic> i have a question
#1701 [13:23] <TheNoodle> I have an answer.
#1702 [13:24] <Kataclysmic> i just registered my gift code on minecraft.net, i downlaoed the launcher, i can log in, i hit multiplayer and i dont see any servers or when i hit refresh. are servers suppose to pop up or?
#1703 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> The server list doesn't populate itself, it's there for you to populate
#1704 [13:25] <Kataclysmic> ah
#1705 [13:25] <Kataclysmic> ok
#1706 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> To find lists of servers, try one of these fan-made lists
#1707 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#1708 [13:25] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1709 [13:25] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1710 [13:25] <Kataclysmic> anyone have a server i cna connect to to test?
#1711 [13:25] <Kataclysmic> alright
#1712 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> s.nerd.nu should be up
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#1714 [13:36] * mib_3qxmzq [mib_3qxmzq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1715 [13:37] <mib_3qxmzq> I've got a problem with my Minecraft Server. I create a new network with Hamachi and my friends joined. Now i copy the ip4 adress from my Hamachi and paste in server.properties. Now I can join the Server, but ,my friends from the Hamachi Network cant join. They got the massage: Cant reach server. But I can. Whats wrong?
#1716 [13:37] <mib_3qxmzq> Can someone help me?
#1717 [13:37] <WugBot> mib_3qxmzq: (ww) Help you with what?
#1718 [13:38] <mib_3qxmzq> I've got a problem with my Minecraft Server. I create a new network with Hamachi and my friends joined. Now i copy the ip4 adress from my Hamachi and paste in server.properties. Now I can join the Server, but ,my friends from the Hamachi Network cant join. They got the massage: Cant reach server. But I can. Whats wrong?
#1719 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> First off, we don't really support servers run on hamachi
#1720 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> second, the server-ip line in server.properties doesn't do what you think it does
#1721 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> Putting an ip in server-ip, means the server only accepts connections from that ip address
#1722 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> thus, putting your hamachi ip in there, only you can join (from hamachi)
#1723 [13:39] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1724 [13:39] <SimenOlai> first: dont use hamachi
#1725 [13:39] <SimenOlai> second: learn how to portforward
#1726 [13:39] <SimenOlai> third: eat snacks
#1727 [13:40] <SimenOlai> fifth: say thanks to GreyVulpine
#1728 [13:40] * GreyVulpine coughs
#1728 [13:40] <SimenOlai> sixth: watch your friends play
#1729 [13:40] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1730 [13:40] <Boreeas> seventh: ???
#1731 [13:40] <SimenOlai> seventh: watch simenolai get kicked
#1732 [13:40] <Boreeas> eighth: PROFIT!
#1733 [13:40] <SimenOlai> nineth??
#1734 [13:40] <SimenOlai> lol
#1735 [13:40] <Boreeas> ;kick SimenOlai Requested
#1736 [13:40] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Requested)
#1737 [13:41] <Boreeas> <.<
#1738 [13:41] * SimenOlai [SimenOlai@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1739 [13:41] <SimenOlai> tenth: watch him come back
#1740 [13:41] <TheNoodle> lol
#1741 [13:41] <SimenOlai> :)
#1742 [13:41] <mib_3qxmzq> what should i do?my friends are in the same hamachi network like me..
#1743 [13:41] <SimenOlai> CLEAR THAT LINE
#1744 [13:41] <TheNoodle> Not sure hamanchi.
#1745 [13:41] <Boreeas> mib_3qxmzq: Did you actually listen?
#1746 [13:41] <SimenOlai> hamanchi ?
#1747 [13:41] <SimenOlai> whats that
#1748 [13:41] <Boreeas> mib_3qxmzq: Don't use hamachi
#1749 [13:41] <SimenOlai> [19:39:37] <SimenOlai> first: dont use hamachi
#1750 [13:41] <Boreeas> ??> mib_3qxmzq protforward
#1751 [13:41] <mib_3qxmzq> what else?
#1752 [13:42] <Boreeas> ??> mib_3qxmzq portforward
#1753 [13:42] <SimenOlai> [19:39:46] <SimenOlai> second: learn how to portforward
#1754 [13:42] <SimenOlai> :P
#1755 [13:42] <Boreeas> ;add forward http://portforward.com
#1756 [13:42] <SimenOlai> kinda, fail
#1757 [13:42] <Boreeas> ;+ portforward http://portforward.com
#1758 [13:42] <WugBot> Done.
#1759 [13:42] * Pleasehelpme [Pleasehelpme@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1760 [13:42] <SimenOlai> use portforward
#1761 [13:42] <Boreeas> :D
#1762 [13:42] <SimenOlai> ag
#1763 [13:42] <SimenOlai> ah/
#1764 [13:42] <SimenOlai> ah**
#1765 [13:42] <Boreeas> :portforward > mib_3qxmzq
#1766 [13:42] <WugBot> mib_3qxmzq: (portforward) http://portforward.com
#1767 [13:42] <Boreeas> Do that
#1768 [13:42] <Pleasehelpme> Can someone help me?
#1769 [13:42] <WugBot> Pleasehelpme: (ww) Help you with what?
#1770 [13:42] <SimenOlai> eleventh: kick VoxelHead
#1771 [13:43] <TheNoodle> It doesn't do anything >.>
#1772 [13:43] <Pleasehelpme> well i forgot my password
#1773 [13:43] <TheNoodle> !kick VoxelHead
#1774 [13:43] <SimenOlai> ...
#1775 [13:43] <Pleasehelpme> and then i cant get onto my email so i cant change my password
#1776 [13:43] <TheNoodle> wait, aubot doesn't love me :p
#1777 [13:43] <Boreeas> ;kick VoxelHead
#1778 [13:43] * WugBot kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
#1779 [13:43] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1780 [13:43] <Boreeas> :O
#1781 [13:43] <SimenOlai> aw
#1782 [13:43] * Boreeas pokes GreyVulpine
#1782 [13:43] <SimenOlai> he came back
#1783 [13:43] <TheNoodle> I use aubot, which whitelists people that shouldn't be kicked :p
#1784 [13:43] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: I broke it :(
#1785 [13:44] * GreyVulpine pffts
#1785 [13:44] <SimenOlai> ;kick Boreeas
#1786 [13:44] <Pleasehelpme> can someone help me?
#1787 [13:44] <WugBot> Pleasehelpme: (ww) Help you with what?
#1788 [13:44] <SimenOlai> :)
#1789 [13:44] <Boreeas> SimenOlai: :D
#1790 [13:44] <Pleasehelpme> with my account
#1791 [13:44] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: Sorry
#1792 [13:44] <SimenOlai> GreyVulpine,
#1793 [13:44] <SimenOlai> he need password, regret? reset?
#1794 [13:44] <SimenOlai> something like that
#1795 [13:44] <Pleasehelpme> i forgot my password, then i cant get on to my email
#1796 [13:44] <SimenOlai> RECOVERY
#1797 [13:45] <SimenOlai> first: read topic
#1798 [13:45] <Pleasehelpme> so i cant change it, is there any customer support telephone number?
#1799 [13:45] <SimenOlai> second: ask mojang
#1800 [13:45] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Do you have any failsafes for your e-mail account?
#1801 [13:45] <SimenOlai> third: go to bed
#1802 [13:45] <Boreeas> SimenOlai: His issues is his mail account
#1803 [13:45] <SimenOlai> and??
#1804 [13:45] <SimenOlai> this is not #emailhelp
#1805 [13:45] <Boreeas> SimenOlai: Mojang can't help him there
#1806 [13:45] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1807 [13:45] <SimenOlai> i sent it before i read it
#1808 [13:45] <SimenOlai> lol
#1809 [13:46] <Pleasehelpme> yes but is there anyway i can get someone to change my password without having to sign into email
#1810 [13:46] <SimenOlai> NO YOU CANT
#1811 [13:46] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: No
#1812 [13:46] <SimenOlai> now ask Boreeas
#1813 [13:46] <Pleasehelpme> i just wanted to change a skin..... :(
#1814 [13:46] <TheNoodle> Doesn't change the fact there isn't :p
#1815 [13:46] <SimenOlai> uhm
#1816 [13:46] <SimenOlai> that
#1817 [13:46] <SimenOlai> sounds,, weird
#1818 [13:46] <SimenOlai> you wanna change skin?
#1819 [13:46] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Do you have your password remembered on the client
#1820 [13:46] <Pleasehelpme> yes
#1821 [13:46] <SimenOlai> he must have that
#1822 [13:46] <SimenOlai> lol
#1823 [13:46] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Copy it
#1824 [13:46] <SimenOlai> copy that
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#1826 [13:47] <SimenOlai> lol
#1827 [13:47] <SimenOlai> dk ????+
#1828 [13:47] <SimenOlai> skole ?
#1829 [13:47] <SimenOlai> at school? evening?
#1830 [13:47] <SimenOlai> quer is lying!!!!!
#1831 [13:47] <Pleasehelpme> it copies it but like a hundred times xD
#1832 [13:47] <quer> ??
#1833 [13:47] <SimenOlai> Pleasehelpme,
#1834 [13:48] <SimenOlai> first: go out of hot-tub
#1835 [13:48] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Wait, wut? Can you take a screenshot?
#1836 [13:48] <SimenOlai> second: come back
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#1838 [13:48] <Boreeas> ;kick SimenOlai 3rd: Stop it
#1839 [13:48] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :3rd: Stop it)
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#1841 [13:48] <Pleasehelpme> no i cant tak a print screen
#1842 [13:48] <Pleasehelpme> no i cant tak a print screen
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#1844 [13:48] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Why not?
#1845 [13:48] <SimenOlai> ;kick Boreeas stop kicking me
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#1847 [13:48] <SimenOlai> xD
#1848 [13:48] <Pleasehelpme> i cant paste it onto this forum thing
#1849 [13:49] <SimenOlai> ....
#1850 [13:49] <SimenOlai> troll or just stupid?
#1851 [13:49] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Upload the screenshot to http://tinypic.com
#1852 [13:49] <SimenOlai> !seen notch
#1853 [13:49] <GreyBot> I last saw notch (Mibbit@S010600508de122e7.vf.shawcable.net) 3wks 18hrs 7mins 56secs ago, changing their nickname to Guest38634.
#1854 [13:50] <Boreeas> lolololol
#1855 [13:50] <[W]> :ts/launcher
#1856 [13:50] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#1857 [13:50] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#1858 [13:50] <[W]> Pleasehelpme: download that
#1859 [13:50] <SimenOlai> WHAT
#1860 [13:50] <SimenOlai> ILLEGAL ??
#1861 [13:50] <[W]> :illegal
#1862 [13:50] <WugBot> illegal: its in a folder called illegal because its legal status is questionable since its a modded launcher and distributing minecraft code is against the tos (including the launcher)
#1863 [13:50] <Boreeas> [W]: How is that going to help?
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#1865 [13:50] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1866 [13:50] <[W]> under options, click show my password
#1867 [13:50] <SimenOlai> good answer
#1868 [13:50] <w> aaaagh
#1869 [13:50] <SimenOlai> then tell me password
#1870 [13:50] <Boreeas> Ah
#1871 [13:50] <SimenOlai> :D
#1872 [13:51] <[W]> ;kick SimenOlai no
#1873 [13:51] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :no)
#1874 [13:51] <Boreeas> ;kick SimenOlai Shaddup, he might actually do that
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#1876 [13:51] <SimenOlai> lol
#1877 [13:51] <Boreeas> Pleasehelpme: Don't tell us
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#1879 [13:51] <Boreeas> ;kick SimenOlai Shaddup, he might actually do that
#1880 [13:51] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :Shaddup, he might actually do that)
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#1883 [13:51] <SimenOlai> nobody is that dumb
#1884 [13:51] <Boreeas> SimenOlai: I have seen people pasting their password plaintext in here
#1885 [13:51] <[W]> ;kick SimenOlai we see some real winners
#1886 [13:51] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :we see some real winners)
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#1888 [13:52] <[W]> ;kick SimenOlai now cut it out and we'll stop bouncing you, K?
#1889 [13:52] <SimenOlai> one more time and i join back
#1890 [13:52] * WugBot kicked SimenOlai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai :now cut it out and we'll stop bouncing you, K?)
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#1892 [13:52] <SimenOlai> i came back
#1893 [13:52] <SimenOlai> xD
#1894 [13:52] <Boreeas> :D
#1895 [13:52] * SimenOlai puts on autorejoin
#1895 [13:52] * Boreeas kicks with AuBot
#1895 [13:52] <SimenOlai> lol?
#1896 [13:52] <SimenOlai> hahhha
#1897 [13:52] * [W] puts on mode +b
#1897 [13:52] <Boreeas> SimenOlai: AuBot bns you before kicking you
#1898 [13:52] <Grim_Reaper> ...
#1899 [13:53] <SimenOlai> :O
#1900 [13:53] <Grim_Reaper> Thats alot of kicks
#1901 [13:53] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1902 [13:53] <SimenOlai> im proud :)
#1903 [13:53] <Boreeas> Grim_Reaper: That's a silly SimenOlai We have there. s/silly/stupid/
#1904 [13:53] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh I see
#1905 [13:53] <Grim_Reaper> Do you own it or?
#1906 [13:53] <Grim_Reaper> Did it make itself at hom e:p
#1907 [13:53] <SimenOlai> HEY WUG!
#1908 [13:53] <Wug> I've been kicked most from this channel
#1909 [13:53] <Boreeas> Grim_Reaper: WugBot is owned by {W]
#1910 [13:54] <SimenOlai> lol
#1911 [13:54] <Grim_Reaper> I meant SimenOlai :p
#1912 [13:54] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#1913 [13:54] <SimenOlai> who is {W]
#1914 [13:54] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh ok
#1915 [13:54] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#1916 [13:54] <Wug> :mch/stats
#1917 [13:54] <WugBot> mch/stats: http://statistics.minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp.html
#1918 [13:54] <Wug> Wug wasn't very popular, getting kicked 31 times! For example, like this: *** Wug was kicked by Wug
#1919 [13:54] <SimenOlai> 15 Graversimen
#1920 [13:54] <SimenOlai> lolol
#1921 [13:55] <Jovet> oh I'm actually on there now. And I have the highest Words/Line yay
#1922 [13:55] <Grim_Reaper> Oh hi Jovet
#1923 [13:55] <Grim_Reaper> Finally rid of the Grim_Reaper in your replies to people lol?
#1924 [13:55] <SimenOlai> Poor Wug, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 20 times.
#1925 [13:55] <SimenOlai> wugbot slap me
#1926 [13:55] <Wug> ;act slaps SimenOlai
#1927 [13:55] <SimenOlai> slap me
#1928 [13:55] * WugBot slaps SimenOlai
#1928 [13:55] <SimenOlai> lol
#1929 [13:56] <Jovet> Wug: it's like playing with a toddler
#1930 [13:56] <SimenOlai> ;act slaps simenolai
#1931 [13:56] <Boreeas> I am top 1 of those that didn'T make it on the top :D
#1932 [13:56] <Boreeas> foreveralone.jpg
#1933 [13:56] * Wug is now in second place for using /me
#1933 [13:56] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#1934 [13:56] * Wug will never overtake gravy though because he abuses it so much :/
#1934 [13:56] * Boreeas has to talk some more
#1934 [13:56] <SimenOlai> Graversimen seemed to be hated too: 16 kicks were received.
#1935 [13:57] * GreyVulpine kicks wug
#1935 [13:57] * SimenOlai kicks wug
#1935 [13:58] * SimenOlai kicks wug again
#1935 [13:58] * Grim_Reaper slaps GreyVulpine around a bit with a large rainbow trout
#1935 [13:58] * Boreeas kicks Wug
#1935 [13:58] * SimenOlai kicks wug another time
#1935 [13:58] * SimenOlai shuts up
#1935 [13:58] * Jovet rolls his eyes.
#1935 [13:58] <Boreeas> !kick SimenOlai Too late
#1936 [13:58] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1937 [13:58] * AuBot kicked Boreeas from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oreeas :No. Just...No.)
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#1939 [13:58] <Grim_Reaper> Hehehe
#1940 [13:58] <SimenOlai> lolol
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#1942 [13:58] <Boreeas> Aww, when did I lose that privileague?
#1943 [13:58] <SimenOlai> i thought i was kicked o.O
#1944 [13:58] * Boreeas has too use ;kick Again
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#1945 [13:58] <Grim_Reaper> Just make an alias Boreeas
#1946 [13:59] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you sealed your own fate
#1947 [13:59] <Boreeas> Grim_Reaper: Acutally, !kick uses a whitelist
#1948 [13:59] <Boreeas-the-pro> :)
#1949 [13:59] <Wug> when you joined as GreyV
#1950 [13:59] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh ok
#1951 [13:59] <Grim_Reaper> But was meaning
#1952 [13:59] <SimenOlai> xD
#1953 [13:59] * GreyVulpine pffts and punts Wug
#1953 [13:59] <Grim_Reaper> Make an alias for ;kick
#1954 [13:59] * Wug sails through the air
#1954 [13:59] <SimenOlai> ;k all
#1955 [13:59] <Boreeas> Wug Wait, I did?
#1956 [14:00] <Wug> Boreeas: no, GreyVulpine did
#1957 [14:00] <Boreeas> Ah
#1958 [14:00] <Wug> and as such he is now forever gravy
#1959 [14:00] <Wug> </ed>
#1960 [14:00] <Grim_Reaper> mmmgravy
#1961 [14:01] <Grim_Reaper> Nyan ~
#1962 [14:01] <Wug> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RHL_8Jsa5c
#1963 [14:01] <Grim_Reaper> lold
#1964 [14:02] <Wug> since nobody needs help with minecraft >.>
#1965 [14:02] <Wug> you know whats fun
#1966 [14:02] <Grim_Reaper> Games?
#1967 [14:02] <Wug> that, and
#1968 [14:03] <Grim_Reaper> Hugs?
#1969 [14:03] <Jovet> girls?:P
#1970 [14:03] <Wug> being better with computers than people you go to school with
#1971 [14:03] <Wug> as in, I wrote a bot to register for classes for me
#1972 [14:03] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#1973 [14:03] <Wug> now I sleep in to like 11:00 on registration days and troll everyone else because they had to get up at like 5
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#1975 [14:04] <Grim_Reaper> Lol
#1976 [14:04] <Wug> Kealper:
#1977 [14:04] <Wug> inb4 rawr
#1978 [14:05] <Wug> are you alive
#1979 [14:06] <Wug> Kealper: how do you enable people to kick with aubot
#1980 [14:06] <Wug> is it just .auth <blah> 1
#1981 [14:06] <SimenOlai> LOOOOL
#1982 [14:06] <Kealper> no
#1983 [14:06] <Wug> or will that do too much
#1984 [14:06] <SimenOlai> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUopdejgAJ0&feature=related
#1985 [14:06] <SimenOlai> WORST video ever
#1986 [14:06] <Kealper> that does way too much, and wrong module
#1987 [14:08] <Kealper> the !kick is in a module that is too ghetto to have the ability to grant/revoke powers, it's a hard-coded list :/
#1988 [14:08] <Wug> lul
#1989 [14:08] <Wug> AuBot: yuso ghetto (If I'm calling wug ghetto, disregard this message)
#1990 [14:09] <Wug> oh yeah, thats only /me
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#1994 [14:13] <Jovet> test $me
#1995 [14:14] <Kealper> Jovet: nope
#1996 [14:14] <Jovet> :P
#1997 [14:14] <Hamsterman> I build some blocks in water and removed them again and now the water is all weird, not filling the hole again. Any way to reset the water ?
#1998 [14:15] <Wug> Hamsterman: put a block directly under the derpy spot
#1999 [14:15] <Hamsterman> will try
#2000 [14:15] <Jovet> Hamsterman: pile sand up in the "hole" and then take them off top to bottom one at a time and they should fill in.
#2001 [14:15] <Wug> water will regenerate if it's bordered on 2 sides by water and there is a solid block under it
#2002 [14:17] <Hamsterman> Okay
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#2004 [14:18] <Jovet> Hamsterman: that didn't make much sense lol but just stack up sand to fill the hole and then remove it
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#2007 [14:19] <twef20> my client keeps crashing as i'm trying to update to 1.0 any ideas how to sort this out? I have tried force update and a fresh install of the client
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#2010 [14:22] <twef20> my client keeps crashing as i'm trying to update to 1.0 any ideas how to sort this out? I have tried force update and a fresh install of the client
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#2012 [14:22] <Jovet> twef20: do you get any error messages when it crashes?
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#2014 [14:23] <Weedrazz0r> hi
#2015 [14:23] <twef20> no it just stops retrieving files, normally at about 17%
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#2017 [14:23] <Weedrazz0r> i have a problem
#2018 [14:23] <Jovet> twef20: what are you using for anti-virus software?
#2019 [14:24] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: we have a solution
#2020 [14:24] <twef20> AVG free
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#2022 [14:26] <Weedrazz0r> crashes from my minecraft always have the original version have the new graphics cards latest drivers installed java version and already new minecraft
#2023 [14:26] <Jovet> twef20: That could cause a problem. try completey disabling it, including any "link scanning" it does. Restart the Minecraft client and then try updating.
#2024 [14:26] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: what version of Java?
#2025 [14:26] <Weedrazz0r> the latest
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#2027 [14:27] <twef20> It has updated now, thanks a lot :D
#2028 [14:27] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: some may say 1.6.29 is the latest. Others may say 1.7 is the latest. One will cause problems. The other won't. Now, which version do you have?
#2029 [14:27] <Jovet> twef20: good to hear.
#2030 [14:27] <Jovet> twef20: good to hear.
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#2033 [14:28] <Weedrazz0r> wait im look
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#2035 [14:28] <Weedrazz0r> Version 6 Update 29
#2036 [14:28] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: okay that's good.
#2037 [14:29] <Weedrazz0r> and no?
#2038 [14:29] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: when does it crash? in the middle of playing? or right after you log-in? or?
#2039 [14:29] <Weedrazz0r> in the middle of playing
#2040 [14:29] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: Windows? or Mac or?
#2041 [14:30] <Weedrazz0r> windows 7
#2042 [14:30] <Weedrazz0r> 32bit
#2043 [14:31] <Weedrazz0r> i have Windows 7 on 32 bit
#2044 [14:31] <Weedrazz0r> windows
#2045 [14:31] <Weedrazz0r> Windows
#2046 [14:32] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: you're SURE it's 32-bit Windows? Hold down the "Windows" key (between Ctrl and Alt) and then tap the "Pause" key. Does it say 64 or 32-bit there?
#2047 [14:32] <Weedrazz0r> yes im sure its 32-bit
#2048 [14:32] <Wug> minecraft has out of memory issues on 32 bit systems
#2049 [14:32] <Wug> there probably isnt much you can do about it
#2050 [14:32] <Grim_Reaper> I wuv 64bit
#2051 [14:32] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: what Wug said. Try setting the Render Distance to Normal, not Far.
#2052 [14:33] <Weedrazz0r> 32-bit
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#2054 [14:33] <Weedrazz0r> wair
#2055 [14:33] <Weedrazz0r> wait
#2056 [14:33] <Weedrazz0r> wait
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#2058 [14:34] <Weedrazz0r> so now it is normal
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#2060 [14:35] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: see if the crashes improve. If they don't, look for some "hs_err_pid" files in the same folder where you keep Minecraft.exe. Put the latest one on http://pastebin.com and give us the link to it.
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#2062 [14:37] <Weedrazz0r> i dont find the folder
#2063 [14:37] <GROMOR_RUS> Hi guys
#2064 [14:37] <Jovet> hey there Gromor, how goes it?
#2065 [14:37] <GROMOR_RUS> fine
#2066 [14:37] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: do you know where you have Minecraft.exe on your computer?
#2067 [14:37] <GROMOR_RUS> practically
#2068 [14:38] <Weedrazz0r> yes
#2069 [14:38] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: no files there starting with "hs_err_pid" ?
#2070 [14:38] <GROMOR_RUS> id like to get and advice but i dunno whom to contact you or bukkit
#2071 [14:38] <Weedrazz0r> i dont have the folder
#2072 [14:39] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: if you're using Bukkit, go contact them. Try #bukkit
#2073 [14:39] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense to me. You don't have what folder?
#2074 [14:39] <Weedrazz0r> no i cant find "hs_err_pid"
#2075 [14:40] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: ahh okay. Well play Minecraft for a day or two and see if the crashing is better. If it's not, come back.
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#2077 [14:40] <CaelThunderwing> the joys of jury duty
#2078 [14:40] <Weedrazz0r> the game crash every time when i play
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#2081 [14:40] <CaelThunderwing> i got my service date delayed atleast ( got no ride and no $$ for dress clothes(
#2082 [14:40] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: you've tried it since you changed the Render Distance?
#2083 [14:41] <GROMOR_RUS> noone onswers
#2084 [14:41] <Weedrazz0r> yes
#2085 [14:41] <Weedrazz0r> i change
#2086 [14:41] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: I said, if you're using Bukkit, go contact them. Try #bukkit
#2087 [14:41] <Nikchen> how can i write a support ticket to mojang?
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#2089 [14:41] <Weedrazz0r> me render distance is normal
#2090 [14:41] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: how long does the game play, on average, before it crashes?
#2091 [14:41] <GROMOR_RUS> i asked
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#2093 [14:41] <CaelThunderwing> GROMOR_RUS this is support for "Vanilla" (orginal) MC client and "Vanilla" Server
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#2095 [14:41] <Weedrazz0r> 5-15minutes
#2096 [14:42] <Jovet> Nikchen: you can try http://minecraft.net/support but you might have to wait for a response. Is there something we can try to help you with here?
#2097 [14:42] <GROMOR_RUS> vanilla?
#2098 [14:42] <schnozzle> my minecraft has an error where it shuts down, it ses- hs_err-pd1223 help?
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#2100 [14:42] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: vanilla = plain, un-Modded, original
#2101 [14:42] <CaelThunderwing> vanilla in pc terms means "Orginal untouched source"
#2102 [14:42] <Nikchen> i was at minecraft.net/support but where can i write a ticket?
#2103 [14:42] <schnozzle> my minecraft has an error where it shuts down, it ses- hs_err-pd1223 help?
#2104 [14:42] <schnozzle> my minecraft has an error where it shuts down, it ses- hs_err-pd1223 help?
#2105 [14:42] <schnozzle> my minecraft has an error where it shuts down, it ses- hs_err-pd1223 help?
#2106 [14:42] <espadrine> Hello, quick question. Can someone confirm that Minecraft works on the latest Mac OS X?
#2107 [14:42] * Kealper kicked schnozzle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: chnozzle :schnozzle)
#2108 [14:43] <GROMOR_RUS> thats exactly where me question is in
#2109 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> espadrine - It does
#2110 [14:43] <Jovet> Nikchen: answer the questions on that page and it should eventually get you to a form, depending on what problem you're having.
#2111 [14:43] <espadrine> GreyVulpine: thanks
#2112 [14:43] <Weedrazz0r> its crashed every 5-15minutes
#2113 [14:43] <CaelThunderwing> TL;DR for me i had to deal w/ re-arranging my Jury duty date but all i saw comming back was " who should i talk to you or Bukkit?"
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#2115 [14:44] <CaelThunderwing> so only thing i can think of is your using the bukkit server mod
#2116 [14:44] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: you did try it since you changed the setting, right?
#2117 [14:44] <Jovet> GROMOR_RUS: you need help with Bukkit?
#2118 [14:44] <GROMOR_RUS> so... i have a server and id like to find a good hosting could you tell me some?
#2119 [14:44] <CaelThunderwing> Weedrazz0r how old is your vid card oddly?
#2120 [14:44] <Nikchen> i have a problem with my account
#2121 [14:44] <Weedrazz0r> yes i have tried and the game is crasehd
#2122 [14:45] <Weedrazz0r> crashed*
#2123 [14:45] <CaelThunderwing> and GROMOR_RUS in theory and web hosting service that allows Java apps can run a server
#2124 [14:45] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: search your computer for files named: hs_err_pid*
#2125 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> GROMOR_RUS - xenonservers, multiplay, allgamer..
#2126 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> GROMOR_RUS - xenonservers, multiplay, allgamer..
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#2129 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> There's probably at least a few dozen minecraft hosters out there
#2130 [14:46] <TheNoodle> ...bad CaelThunderwing.
#2131 [14:46] <CaelThunderwing> but w/ minecraft memory req. on a server (1GB ram minimum) your not going to find ultra cheap deals,
#2132 [14:46] <Weedrazz0r> i search the file but me pc cant find it
#2133 [14:47] * Jovet defers to GreyVulpine. lol
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#2135 [14:48] <Jovet> Weedrazz0r: I'm not sure what to tell you if you have no crash reports.
#2136 [14:49] <Jovet> Nikchen: what problem is that?
#2137 [14:51] <Weedrazz0r> i cant find the crash reports yes
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#2141 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - Where do you have the launcher?
#2142 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> When minecraft crashes, it closes completely, yes?
#2143 [14:52] <Weedrazz0r> on me desktop
#2144 [14:52] <Weedrazz0r> yes
#2145 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> and there are no error files on the desktop at all?
#2146 [14:53] <Weedrazz0r> yes no error files
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#2148 [14:53] <GROMOR_RUS> i think tht can be a conflict brtween mods try force update if it doesnt work delite .minecraft and use force update
#2149 [14:53] <GROMOR_RUS> *that
#2150 [14:54] <Nikchen> my email that linked to my minecraft account is deleted for 5 months and now i must change my pw
#2151 [14:54] <GROMOR_RUS> but im not sure
#2152 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - Could you attempt to run minecraft with http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#2153 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - When minecraft crashes, it'll output an error to the cmd prompt. Share that with us via pastebin.com
#2154 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Nikchen - If you still remember the old password, you can change it in the profile page at minecraft.net
#2155 [14:56] <Jovet> Nikchen: if you're sure what your password is and haven't already tried to change it, the messages on the site about bad username/password may be wrong. Keep trying it.
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#2159 [15:01] <Nikchen> i tried a few times but still wrong password :(
#2160 [15:02] <Nikchen> and i played yesterday :(
#2161 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Nikchen - What is the exact error you're getting?
#2162 [15:02] <Jovet> yeah it's probably not your username or password, it's the site. keep trying it.
#2163 [15:02] <Weedrazz0r> so its crasehd and i see the cmd there stay codes
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#2165 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - Please right click, choose "mark", click and drag the whole text, right click again to copy. Go to http://www.pastebin.com, and paste it there
#2166 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> Submit it, then give us the http:// URL
#2167 [15:04] <Nikchen> in Client it says " Login Failed "
#2168 [15:04] <Nikchen> and at website im logged in but cant change pw
#2169 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> You can't change the password at the site?
#2170 [15:05] <Nikchen> nop there it says bad password :(
#2171 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> Entering in the wrong password then
#2172 [15:06] <Jovet> Nikchen: did you already start the "recover password" procedure?
#2173 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> no access to email
#2174 [15:06] <Nikchen> cant recover, delete email 5 months ago :(
#2175 [15:08] <Jovet> Nikchen: tried re-creating it?
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#2178 [15:09] <Jovet> that sounds good :(
#2179 [15:09] <Nikchen> how to re creating?
#2180 [15:10] <guacamole> I tired to buy minecraft and it just went to a money brookers page after I hit pay and continue.
#2181 [15:10] <Jovet> Nikchen: if you got rid of that email account 5 months ago, and it was a free email service, you could try to re-create it.
#2182 [15:10] <guacamole> help?
#2183 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - moneybookers is one of the payment solutions Mojang uses for minecraft
#2184 [15:11] <guacamole> But it just sets on a page and it says somthing, i havnt got a conformation email or anything after it goes to that pave
#2185 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - Did you put in your credit card info?
#2186 [15:12] <guacamole> Yes
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#2188 [15:12] <Sardo> So.
#2189 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> By, "it says something", what exactly does it say?
#2190 [15:12] <Sardo> Anyone have a clue what's up with the lwjgl.jar update error?
#2191 [15:12] <Jovet> I think he meant 'nothing'
#2192 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Sardo - Blame your antivirus
#2193 [15:12] <guacamole> Says somthing about accounts being sht off for protaction if it is inactive
#2194 [15:12] <Jovet> Sardo: anti-virus programs may block that.
#2195 [15:12] <Sardo> It's turned off.
#2196 [15:12] <guacamole> shut*
#2197 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Sardo - It obviously isn't.
#2198 [15:13] <Jovet> Sardo: absolutely completely turned off?
#2199 [15:13] <Sardo> Every single module off.
#2200 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - Then moneybookers or your credit card is denying the transaction
#2201 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - Try paying with paypal, it's been known to be more reliable
#2202 [15:13] <Silma> hi, can someone help me about a mod installation problem ?N
#2203 [15:13] <guacamole> I have money in my bank and everything. Do I have to have a moneybrookers account?
#2204 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with mod installation here
#2205 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - No. It's a rather common issue with moneybookers and some credit cards/banks
#2206 [15:14] <Nikchen> cant re create email :(
#2207 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - Try paypal to pay for minecraft
#2208 [15:15] <guacamole> I don't have a paypal I was hoping i could figure it out or find someone to buy minecraft for me but I don't know anyone that would :(
#2209 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - You don't need to have a paypal account to pay via paypal
#2210 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> You can use paypal to put in your credit card info, and paypal will draw from that to pay for minecraft
#2211 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> You can use it the same way as moneybookers.
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#2214 [15:17] <Gocamole> So I don't have to have a paypal to use paypal?
#2215 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Right
#2216 [15:17] <Gocamole> just put in my credit card information in the paypal thing on minecraft.net?
#2217 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2218 [15:18] <Gocamole> Might have to try that. Thanks :)
#2219 [15:18] <Gocamole> If it don't work i don't know what ima do
#2220 [15:18] <Weedrazz0r> grey here is the
#2221 [15:18] <Weedrazz0r> pastbein
#2222 [15:18] <Weedrazz0r> http://pastebin.com/2t2Qy6MS
#2223 [15:18] <Nikchen> how can i delete my minecraft account? im sick of it. i create a new and buy minecraft again. :(
#2224 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Nikchen - There's no way to delete an account
#2225 [15:19] <Silma> @GreyVulpine where can I found help about mods ?
#2226 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Silma - There isn't much you can try. Ask for help where you got the mod, in the forum thread, or try google.
#2227 [15:20] <Weedrazz0r> greyVulpine http://pastebin.com/2t2Qy6MS
#2228 [15:20] <Nikchen> :(
#2229 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> The people that normally help out, got sick and tired of the same beginner-type questions
#2230 [15:20] <Silma> the risugami's irc is quite .... aggressive. :D
#2231 [15:20] * GreyVulpine nods
#2231 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> After a couple years of "Why won't x mod work" or "how do I install y", got to them
#2232 [15:20] <Silma> I understand
#2233 [15:21] <Weedrazz0r> GreyVulpine here is the pastbin http://pastebin.com/2t2Qy6MS
#2234 [15:21] <Weedrazz0r> from the crashed
#2235 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> If you clearly stated exactly what sort of problem you have, I might be able to help out..
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#2237 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - Minecraft crashes when you try to connect to a server? Nowhere else?
#2238 [15:22] <Weedrazz0r> no when i play
#2239 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - Does single player work for you?
#2240 [15:23] <Weedrazz0r> singel player works and multiplayer too
#2241 [15:23] <Weedrazz0r> and in few minutes crash the multiplayer
#2242 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Does it do this on all servers you try, or just that one?
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#2244 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Could you try it on another server?
#2245 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Could you try it on another server?
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#2247 [15:23] <Weedrazz0r> yes on all servers
#2248 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Running any mods?
#2249 [15:24] <Weedrazz0r> no i dont have mods
#2250 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Any HD texture packs?
#2251 [15:25] <Weedrazz0r> no texture packs
#2252 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Have you attempted to remove all files from %appdata%/.minecraft (saving saves), as well as redownloading the launcher from minecraft.net/download?
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#2254 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> This ensures you have clean, updated minecraft files.
#2255 [15:26] <Weedrazz0r> yes i have do this
#2256 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.. I think I might know what it is. You're pressing the middle mouse button, right?
#2257 [15:28] <Silma> Is your computer simply old ?
#2258 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> The middle mouse button is bugged in minecraft. It'll crash minecraft
#2259 [15:28] <TheNoodle> :o
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#2261 [15:28] <Silma> ?
#2262 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> In 1.0.0, pressing the middle mouse button will crash minecraft.
#2263 [15:29] <armed_troop> there's no mod that fixes that?
#2264 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> Not currently, no
#2265 [15:29] <Nikchen> now i cant login at website :( so i wait for my gift code so i can play minecraft legally
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#2268 [15:29] <Silma> well, I just pressed the middle button a few times and nothing happened ..
#2269 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Silma - In MP
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#2271 [15:30] <Weedrazz0r> grey do you mean me with the middle mouse button
#2272 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Weedrazz0r - yes
#2273 [15:30] <mib_0m2bfk> my minecraft crashes while "simulating world for a bit" what can i do
#2274 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_0m2bfk - Try a different world. If that works, then the world is corrupt
#2275 [15:30] <Silma> ok
#2276 [15:31] <mib_0m2bfk> no it is all worlds
#2277 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_0m2bfk - Running any mods?
#2278 [15:31] <mib_0m2bfk> none at all
#2279 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_0m2bfk - Do a "Force Update" through your launcher?
#2280 [15:31] <mib_0m2bfk> already did still no results
#2281 [15:32] <Weedrazz0r> ok when the game grash again i came again
#2282 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_0m2bfk - What version of minecraft are you on?
#2283 [15:34] <mib_0m2bfk> minecraft 1.0.0
#2284 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> And java?
#2285 [15:35] <mib_0m2bfk> hold on ill chack
#2286 [15:35] <mib_0m2bfk> check
#2287 [15:35] <mib_0m2bfk> java 6
#2288 [15:36] <mib_0m2bfk> standard edition
#2289 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. Do you get any error messages? Any files named hs_err_pid where your launcher is?
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#2292 [15:38] <mib_0m2bfk> yes after the game crashes an icon is created on the desktop labeled hs_err_pid
#2293 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> Alright. Could you go to the latest one, copy everything inside. Paste it at www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the address to it?
#2294 [15:39] <mib_0m2bfk> hold on one sec
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#2299 [15:43] <mib_0m2bfk> http://pastebin.com/SBfUMRVj ok that is the link
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#2301 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> I think your computer may be too old for minecraft. You have less than a gig of ram, and apparently a VIA/S3G video chipset?
#2302 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> You're also running windows XP with service pack 1.
#2303 [15:45] <mib_0m2bfk> is there any way to run it
#2304 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> Don't think so, not on that computer
#2305 [15:46] <mib_0m2bfk> thanks fuck head
#2306 [15:46] * AuBot kicked mib_0m2bfk from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_0m2bfk :Please keep it civil.)
#2307 [15:46] <Jovet> what a nice guy.
#2308 [15:46] * GreyVulpine sighs and shrugs
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#2310 [15:46] <mib_gs6t38> thanks asshole
#2311 [15:47] <mib_gs6t38> i wanna lick balls
#2312 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_gs6t38
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#2316 [15:47] * TheNoodle sighs
#2316 [15:48] <TheNoodle> Thanks GreyVulpine, it's a shame my computer is to old to run minecraft. I really appreciate you helping me though :)
#2317 [15:48] <TheNoodle> :P
#2318 [15:48] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#2318 [15:49] * GreyVulpine has thicker skin than that, too many years of customer service will do that.
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#2321 [15:51] <AJwr> Hello, I have a problem with logging in
#2322 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> What problem would that be?
#2323 [15:51] <AJwr> You see, I tried logging in at minecraft.net, but it said my username/password was wrong
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#2325 [15:51] <AJwr> So, I just sent an EMAIL to my address
#2326 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> Unknown username or password?
#2327 [15:51] <AJwr> to reset my password
#2328 [15:51] <AJwr> yes
#2329 [15:51] <AJwr> So i reset it
#2330 [15:51] <AJwr> And tried the new one
#2331 [15:51] <AJwr> Still doesnt work
#2332 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, known issue, to fix it, clear your browser's cache/temp files
#2333 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> It'll work then
#2334 [15:52] <AJwr> Ok thanks!
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#2338 [15:58] <scribbles22> Hi all, when I try to log in I see this message: Oops, unknown username or password.
#2339 [15:59] <scribbles22> This is after resetting my password
#2340 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> Clear your browser's cache/temp files
#2341 [15:59] <scribbles22> ok, i'll give that a try
#2342 [16:03] <scribbles22> no dice - any other suggestions?
#2343 [16:07] <scribbles22> oh actually, i just tried again and it worked, weird
#2344 [16:08] <scribbles22> thanks vulpine
#2345 [16:10] <scribbles22> Now i'm having a new issue: my game client is telling me "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
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#2349 [16:13] <scribbles22> java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://session.minecraft.net/game/getversion.jsp?
#2350 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> scribbles22 - Erm, where are you getting htat from?
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#2352 [16:18] <scribbles22> That is the exception message I see in my error log on my OS
#2353 [16:18] <scribbles22> when I try to connect with the client
#2354 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> Does the inbrowser client work at all?
#2355 [16:20] <scribbles22> attempting inbrowser now...
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#2358 [16:23] <scribbles22> inbrowser client is updating to latest version
#2359 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> Then most likely, you have some sort of firewall/security software blocking the downloaded client from connecting to the login server
#2360 [16:25] <Sennyotai> JFrame frame = new JFrame("GreyVulpine Doesn't Like Java"); frame.add(new JLabel("T___T"); frame.pack(); frame.setVisible(true);
#2361 [16:26] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#2361 [16:26] <Sennyotai> hehe
#2362 [16:26] <Sennyotai> sorry... stuck writing out the gui on something for class and driving myself nuts
#2363 [16:26] * GreyVulpine yays, just got a call back from a company for an interview tomorrow
#2363 [16:27] <Sennyotai> woo!
#2364 [16:27] <Jovet> Nooooo .... they'll take you away from us! haha
#2365 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#2366 [16:28] <Sennyotai> sadly, we cant put advertisements on irc like you can on youtube videos :P
#2367 [16:28] <Jovet> "what, I can't be a 'consultant' forever??!"
#2368 [16:28] <Sennyotai> otherwise i think grey would be makign a fair bit of change for this :D
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#2370 [16:29] <Jovet> I think Mojang is saving a lot of money :P
#2371 [16:29] <sprog> i baught minecraft friday morning and still not being able to play
#2372 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> Hah, I wish #minecrafthelp could bring in some income
#2373 [16:29] <TheNoodle> They really are >.>
#2374 [16:30] * Sennyotai has idea...
#2374 [16:30] <sprog> anyone know why this is?
#2375 [16:30] * Sennyotai speaks in the 'other place'
#2375 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> sprog - From where did you purchase minecraft, and with what?
#2376 [16:30] <sprog> from the minecraft.net website and with a credit card
#2377 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> sprog - Did you get any emails confirming payment?
#2378 [16:31] <sprog> no. not yet
#2379 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> sprog - Hmm, I'd call your credit card's customer support number, see if there's a record of a transaction to Mojang AB for minecraft.
#2380 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> If there isn't, you'll want to see why the transaction was blocked or denied on their end
#2381 [16:32] <sprog> i checked about a day or two ago and it was still pending. ill check again
#2382 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> It shouldn't take that long. Try talking to your credit card.
#2383 [16:33] <sprog> alright, ill call now. whats the next step after getting it verified?
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#2385 [16:34] <sprog> or getting the verification email?
#2386 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> The process of payment on Mojang's end is automatic. Mojang gives you premium status automatically when they receive confirmation of payment using a payment provider. The issue usually stems from a credit card or bank denying/stopping payment
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#2389 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> See if your credit card is denying payment because of fraud protection. Since Mojang is based in Sweden, most payments are considered international transactions, which are subject to automatic fraud protection by some.
#2390 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> If the payment is blocked or denied, all you can do is reverse/stop the payment, then try again, making sure to tell your bank that you're making an approved purchase to Mojang AB for minecraft.
#2391 [16:37] <sprog> so i just call and tell them to not block it?
#2392 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> If they are blocking it on account of being an international purchase, yes. If it's some other reason, you'll have to deal with them on that issue.
#2393 [16:38] <sprog> alrighty. ill try it now.
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#2395 [16:40] <Gurkenglas> Whats the blast resistance of iron bars?
#2396 [16:40] <Sennyotai> Gurkenglas: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Iron_Bars
#2397 [16:41] <Gurkenglas> thanks, that doesnt stand on the blast resistance page
#2398 [16:41] <Sennyotai> huh, the blast resistance is suuposed to be taken for mthe blast resistance page anyway...
#2399 [16:42] <Sennyotai> atleast i though so..
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#2403 [16:43] <Sennyotai> oh i see... table on page != template values actually stored in,
#2404 [16:43] <aljorub> hi i got error code a1dce528
#2405 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> aljorub - Could you pastebin.com the entire error report? Give us the URL?
#2406 [16:44] <aljorub> yes
#2407 [16:44] * Sennyotai got greyja'd ;_;
#2407 [16:44] <aljorub> http://pastebin.com/mtw879zD
#2408 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> aljorub - Has minecraft worked before for you?
#2409 [16:46] <aljorub> yes with loads of errors
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#2411 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> aljorub - Could you head to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#2412 [16:47] <Jovet> "errors" don't usually indicate something is working
#2413 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder, remove everything but the saves folder. then try minecraft again
#2414 [16:47] <aljorub> ok
#2415 [16:47] <_Effect> Lmfao Jovet
#2416 [16:47] <aljorub> done
#2417 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, uninstall/reinstall java, update video drivers, and (possibly) try updating lwjgl
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#2421 [16:51] <cornelius> opps microsoft cant load page
#2422 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> For?
#2423 [16:51] <cornelius> minecraft
#2424 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> Try a different web browser?
#2425 [16:51] <Sennyotai> use a better browser then?
#2426 [16:51] <cornelius> tryed fiefox didnt work
#2427 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - What version of windows are you on?
#2428 [16:52] <cornelius> windows 7
#2429 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Head to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: cmd
#2430 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> at the black command prompt window, type in: nslookup minecraft.net
#2431 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Tell me what the last line says
#2432 [16:53] <cornelius> just asecond on another laptop
#2433 [16:54] * Sennyotai has a feeling the laptop that cant connect to anything isnt... well.. connected to anything.
#2433 [16:54] * GreyVulpine has a feeling it's the hosts file
#2433 [16:54] <cornelius> address 50.16.203.217
#2434 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - How about nslookup www.minecraft.net ?
#2435 [16:55] <cornelius> yes
#2436 [16:55] <Sennyotai> GreyVulpine: thats was my first feeling. until he said he was on another laptop.
#2437 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - Same thing?
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#2439 [16:55] <cornelius> want let me enter any minecraft help
#2440 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - What does the last line say, of: nslookup www.minecraft.net
#2441 [16:56] <cornelius> my son had a cracked version now wants to buy
#2442 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Yup, that's why
#2443 [16:56] <_Effect> Lmfao, there's the problem
#2444 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Give us the contents of the hosts file. the cracked version modified it.
#2445 [16:56] <cornelius> deleted files and host
#2446 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Head to your c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc folder
#2447 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> There, you'll find the hosts file.
#2448 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Rename it to something else.
#2449 [16:57] <Sennyotai> _Effect: when we mention 'hosts file' its synonimous with 'cracked/pirated'
#2450 [16:58] <Boreeas> ^
#2451 [16:58] <_Effect> yeah, that wasmy first hunch. But i didn't feel like speaking up, risking being wrong :P
#2452 [16:58] <Boreeas> I remember helping someone with TeamViewer. I asked him if he priated Minecraft and he said "no", whie I was looking at the MinecraftSP.jar on his desktop :P
#2453 [16:59] <_Effect> xD
#2454 [16:59] <cornelius> drivers give me one sec
#2455 [16:59] <_Effect> So to pirate the game now you actually have to modify your hosts? It WAS excessively easy to pirate it earlier.
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#2457 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> _Effect - It's been like this since I've been here, in early alpha
#2458 [17:00] <Sennyotai> Boreeas: thats when i'd say 'well... since i see the pirated copy on your desktop, and your sayign you didnt pirate it, i cant help you since this is a problem caused by piract, which you didnt do..'
#2459 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> _Effect - Modifying the hosts file prevents authentication to the right login server, which many cracked versions do
#2460 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> The really obnoxious ones redirect login to a third-party login server
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#2462 [17:01] <Sennyotai> and when you og legit.. they steal your account :P
#2463 [17:01] <Essande> Um, this is my first time on here so I'm not sure exactly what to do here, but I'm having a mystifying sort of half-issue?
#2464 [17:01] <_Effect> GreyVulpine: I see. I just used a separate launcher that bypassed that a long time ago. Would that be a version that's multiplayer compatible or close to it?
#2465 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Essande - Just tell us what your issue is
#2466 [17:01] <Sennyotai> Essande: explain the issue and we'll see what we can do to help...
#2467 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> _Effect - Nope.
#2468 [17:02] <Sennyotai> except me.. bexause i have to go to class o.o;
#2469 [17:02] <Essande> I have absolutely no .jar files. When I download Minecraft I get the .app file for it and that's it. Absolutely nothing else
#2470 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> _Effect - To play on MP servers, cracked, the server needs to be set up to either online-mode=false, or use a third-party login site
#2471 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> The hosts file only affected single player login
#2472 [17:03] <Scott> So you're on a Mac, Essande?
#2473 [17:03] <Essande> yes
#2474 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Essande - On macs, the files for minecraft are located at ~/Library/Application support/minecraft
#2475 [17:03] <Essande> My friend who also has a mac is telling me I should have, you know, more files. The game runs fine but, yeah, nothing
#2476 [17:03] <Scott> Right
#2477 [17:03] <Essande> No file appears there, nothing.
#2478 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> If you want to modify minecraft.jar, it'll be located in /minecraft/bin/
#2479 [17:03] <Scott> Open Finder and press command + shift + g
#2480 [17:03] <Scott> then type ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/
#2481 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> make sure you're putting in the tilde symbol.
#2482 [17:04] <Essande> Whoa, there we go
#2483 [17:04] <Sennyotai> the ~ is critical
#2484 [17:04] <Essande> Thank you so much
#2485 [17:04] <Scott> This coffee is freaking awful. It was $1, I should know better. ._.
#2486 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Vending machine coffee?
#2487 [17:05] <Sennyotai> stop buying gas station coffee then :D
#2488 [17:05] <Scott> There was not a starbucks near.
#2489 [17:05] <Scott> GreyVulpine: No, sonic.
#2490 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Ew
#2491 [17:06] <Scott> It's snowing. I didn't want to get out of the car.
#2492 [17:06] <Sennyotai> or fastfood coffee....
#2493 [17:06] <Sennyotai> unless its green mountain :P
#2494 [17:06] <Scott> Before I looked at the menu, I asked for a pumpkin spice soy latte
#2495 [17:06] <Scott> and they're like HUH?
#2496 [17:06] <Sennyotai> ..... rofl
#2497 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - You still around? Did that work?
#2498 [17:07] <Sennyotai> Scott: i woulda given you the same look. and then probably asked "Would you like a caramochafrapachino as well?"
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#2500 [17:08] <TheNytangel> Sennyotai, I'll take one :D
#2501 [17:08] * Sennyotai throws a brick at TheNytangel
#2501 [17:08] <krebbit> It said it will download after 1 hour but it never did
#2502 [17:08] * Jovet is boring, and loves delicious plain coffee that doesn't taste like use brake fluid.
#2502 [17:09] <krebbit> never downloaded
#2503 [17:09] <Sennyotai> Jovet: i think plain coffee tastes like brake fluid... french vanilla :D
#2504 [17:09] <krebbit> help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2505 [17:09] * Sennyotai goes!
#2505 [17:09] <Scott> Sennyotai: I drink 2 things during the winter. Pumpkin spice and peppermint mocha lol
#2506 [17:10] <krebbit> Please help me!
#2507 [17:10] <Sennyotai> ??> krebbit patience
#2508 [17:10] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2509 [17:10] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2510 [17:11] <krebbit> Ok. I bought the game and it said it will download in 1 hour but it never did.
#2511 [17:11] <Scott> Where did you buy it?
#2512 [17:11] <Scott> I have no idea where you would see that.
#2513 [17:11] <krebbit> At minecraft.net
#2514 [17:12] <Scott> What is your username there?
#2515 [17:12] <krebbit> Drewseph14
#2516 [17:12] <Scott> !paid Drewseph14
#2517 [17:12] <Scott> What operating system do you use?
#2518 [17:12] <krebbit> mac
#2519 [17:12] <Scott> Excellent.
#2520 [17:12] <Scott> Download this and unzip it: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip
#2521 [17:12] <Jammy> Anyone know how many blocks from a torch a monster can spawn?
#2522 [17:13] <Scott> Drag Minecraft.app to your Applications folder.
#2523 [17:13] <Scott> Then open it. Login and it will download the game.
#2524 [17:14] <|Kiikun|> Jammy: torch = light level 14. monsters can spawn below 8. level drops 1 each block distance.
#2525 [17:14] <krebbit> it still won't work. it says try again (not downloaded)
#2526 [17:14] <Jammy> so 7 blocks from torch :)
#2527 [17:15] * |Kiikun| cant find keys! ;_;
#2527 [17:15] <Scott> krebbit: Does it login fine?
#2528 [17:15] <krebbit> no
#2529 [17:15] <krebbit> or idk
#2530 [17:15] <Scott> Press command + spacebar and then type Terminal
#2531 [17:16] <Scott> Then enter
#2532 [17:16] <Scott> Did a white window pop up?
#2533 [17:16] <krebbit> no
#2534 [17:16] <Scott> Okay well open the Terminal from the Applications > Utilities folder then
#2535 [17:17] <Scott> now do you see it?
#2536 [17:17] <krebbit> and then type what?
#2537 [17:17] <Scott> cat /etc/hosts
#2538 [17:17] <Scott> it will spit out some information, do you see minecraft anywhere?
#2539 [17:18] <krebbit> it says no such file in directory
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#2541 [17:18] <Scott> Did you type it exactly as I wrote it?
#2542 [17:18] <Scott> That file /has/ to exist or the system wouldn't work.
#2543 [17:19] <krebbit> it spit information but not minecraft
#2544 [17:19] <Scott> Okay.
#2545 [17:19] <krebbit> so what now
#2546 [17:20] <Scott> I need to take a look remotely.
#2547 [17:20] <_Effect> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkmZ8Zb6CVo&feature=related
#2548 [17:20] <Scott> Can you download this? http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS.dmg
#2549 [17:20] <krebbit> ya
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#2551 [17:21] <Scott> Run the app inside it and send a message with the ID and password by typing /msg Scott info here in this window
#2552 [17:22] <krebbit> how do i run the app inside it?
#2553 [17:22] <Scott> Just mount the .dmg and then run it. It will show up in Finder
#2554 [17:23] <krebbit> i have no idea what you mean
#2555 [17:23] <Boreeas> _Effect: wut
#2556 [17:23] <_Effect> Yep.
#2557 [17:23] <Boreeas> _Effect: What the fuck did I just see
#2558 [17:23] * AuBot kicked Boreeas from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oreeas :Please keep it civil.)
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#2560 [17:24] <Boreeas> Damit AuBot >:(
#2561 [17:24] <_Effect> You just witnessed the glory of god.
#2562 [17:24] <Boreeas> That's just wrong
#2563 [17:24] <krebbit> scott, you there?
#2564 [17:25] <_Effect> krebbit, you'll want to message Scott with your ID and password
#2565 [17:25] <_Effect> Boreeas: There's nothing wrong with a little carmelldansen.
#2566 [17:25] <Boreeas> krebbit: But /msg him, don't post it publicaclly
#2567 [17:26] <krebbit> how do i do that?
#2568 [17:26] <Boreeas> _Effect: But it's... Actually, I have no idea what that just was
#2569 [17:26] <Boreeas> krebbit: /msg Scott Hey Scott, my ID is <id> and my pass is <pass>
#2570 [17:26] <_Effect> Boreeas: Did you watch the entire thing?
#2571 [17:27] <Jovet> Boreeas: I want my 49 seconds back. Don't you? ;)
#2572 [17:27] <Boreeas> _Effect: Apparently I did, but I thnk my brain shut off halfway throuh
#2573 [17:27] <Boreeas> Scott Scott Scott Scott Scott Scott
#2574 [17:27] <Boreeas> Guess what
#2575 [17:28] <_Effect> fuck i lost my introduction when my computer restart-.-
#2576 [17:28] * AuBot kicked _Effect from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Effect :Please keep it civil.)
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#2578 [17:28] <_Effect> Grr.
#2579 [17:30] <Jovet> it isn't necessary to swear, 'ya know.
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#2581 [17:30] <Jovet> Go watch the SouthPark Movie :P
#2582 [17:30] <Boreeas> Fuck yes it is
#2583 [17:30] <_Effect> I don't like southpark :P
#2584 [17:30] <Boreeas> :O
#2585 [17:30] <Boreeas> I didn't get kicked
#2586 [17:30] <_Effect> You're v, you don't get kicked if you have an extra mode on you,
#2587 [17:30] <Boreeas> Heh, let me guess, it checks case sensitive
#2588 [17:30] <Boreeas> _Effect: I did earlier
#2589 [17:30] <Boreeas> fuck
#2590 [17:31] <Boreeas> Huh
#2591 [17:31] * _Effect isn't really surprised.
#2591 [17:31] <holt96> is their a server help page?
#2592 [17:31] <_Effect> Yes, there is actually.
#2593 [17:31] <Boreeas> holt96: Running bukkit?
#2594 [17:31] <holt96> i'm trying to log on a server
#2595 [17:31] <_Effect> ??< help
#2596 [17:31] <Boreeas> ??>> _Effect index
#2597 [17:32] <_Effect> that's the one I wanted! thank you!
#2598 [17:32] <Boreeas> np
#2599 [17:32] <Boreeas> holt96: What error do you get?
#2600 [17:32] <holt96> it says cant find hostname
#2601 [17:32] <Boreeas> holt96: Ever pirated Minecraft?
#2602 [17:32] <holt96> nope
#2603 [17:32] <Boreeas> ??< index
#2604 [17:32] <Scott> Well that was easy.
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#2606 [17:33] <_Effect> 216.185.240.209
#2607 [17:33] <Scott> krebbit was typing the wrong password.
#2608 [17:33] <_Effect> Try this holt96.
#2609 [17:33] <Boreeas> Scott: His minecraft password?
#2610 [17:33] <Scott> yes lol
#2611 [17:33] <Boreeas> Scott: Heh, someone once posted his password and username in here
#2612 [17:33] <Boreeas> Like, public for everyone to see
#2613 [17:34] <_Effect> [17:32] <@Scott> Well that was ea
#2614 [17:34] <_Effect> -.-
#2615 [17:34] <_Effect> !check 216.185.240.209
#2616 [17:34] <holt96> it worked
#2617 [17:35] <holt96> now what..
#2618 [17:35] <_Effect> There you go. You now know you can connect. Your problem earlier is with the server itself.
#2619 [17:35] <_Effect> So unless it's your own server you're running, you can't fix the problem.
#2620 [17:37] <holt96> ok thx
#2621 [17:37] <TheNytangel> !ping
#2622 [17:37] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 1.341 seconds.
#2623 [17:38] <Scott> sex and the city the movie is on E! o:
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#2625 [17:38] <poozer> I have a problem. I bought a copy of the game Minecraft for my kids for Christmas but did not download it yet because I didn't want them to find it on the PC. Then one of my kids decided to buy it herself. Now I have a worthless copy that has never been used. I've emailed the company but they have not responded and I cannot find a phone number or any way to c
#2626 [17:38] <_Effect> Scott: Serious? I still have to finish this report -.-
#2627 [17:38] <Scott> ya lol
#2628 [17:38] <Scott> poozer: you cannot get a refund
#2629 [17:38] <Scott> sorry
#2630 [17:39] <TheNytangel> _Effect, that's what procrastinating is for
#2631 [17:39] <poozer> can I resell the unused code?
#2632 [17:39] <Scott> The gift code?
#2633 [17:39] <Wug> poozer: you could
#2634 [17:39] <_Effect> poozer: You may find that multiple accounts can be useful in one household, if you have more than one child or if you're interested in playing yourself.
#2635 [17:39] <Wug> or if there are any other people who need presents
#2636 [17:39] <poozer> I don't know if it's a "gift code" it's the number that came in my email after I payed.
#2637 [17:39] <TheNytangel> *wink wink8
#2638 [17:39] <Jovet> poozer: ...but it will still be indefinately linked to your email address you registered with.
#2639 [17:39] <TheNytangel> Like me :D
#2640 [17:40] <Scott> Oh
#2641 [17:40] <Scott> Then no. Unless you bought a gift code, you bought an account.
#2642 [17:40] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: :P
#2643 [17:40] <TheNytangel> Boreeas, you can get me a present too if you like :)
#2644 [17:40] <TheNytangel> So can you Wug, and Scott, and now I'm just pushing it :D
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#2646 [17:40] <poozer> I thought that the worlds the kids play in on the computer are linked to the computer itself so having a second account would make no differense.
#2647 [17:41] <TheNytangel> poozer, but they have a name to call their own
#2648 [17:41] <Scott> Multiple people can use the same account but if they play online, they will have the same username.
#2649 [17:41] <Wug> poozer: which means they cant use the same server at the same time
#2650 [17:41] <Xborn> I was on here earlier... what if I am in USA and the paypal says it is euros. Does it still work for USA?
#2651 [17:41] <_Effect> poozer: A second account would come in most handy for multiplayer. If you have two computers, only one person can play online at a time.
#2652 [17:41] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: I will give you a new minecraft if you buy me the new intel 6-core
#2653 [17:41] <TheNytangel> >.>
#2654 [17:41] <_Effect> Xborn: Your transaction will be converted automatically.
#2655 [17:42] <Wug> TheNytangel: what Boreeas said
#2656 [17:42] <Scott> Xborn: Paypal will convert your payment to euros.
#2657 [17:42] <TheNytangel> Doesn't sound like a fair trade
#2658 [17:43] <TheNytangel> How about something like a school gift exchange... under $5 :)
#2659 [17:43] <Xborn> Okay thanks
#2660 [17:43] <Xborn> Ily you peoples ;)
#2661 [17:43] <_Effect> Haha, no problem. Happy mining! ;)
#2662 [17:44] <poozer> Is there no way to change the email attached to an account then?
#2663 [17:44] <Scott> TheNytangel: I will buy you 10 gift codes if you buy me this: http://pastebin.com/fyFLiUSX
#2664 [17:44] <Scott> poozer: not at this time
#2665 [17:44] <poozer> ok, ty
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#2667 [17:45] <_Effect> I like it when people come in with a hint of common sense, and can handle not being able to transfer. <3
#2668 [17:46] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: How about you buy me the AMD Opteron 6282 SE?
#2669 [17:46] <Boreeas> 16 cores <3
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#2671 [17:47] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#2672 [17:47] <Boreeas> [23:46] Boreeas TheNytangel: How about you buy me the AMD Opteron 6282 SE?
#2673 [17:47] <Boreeas> [23:46] Boreeas 16 cores <3
#2674 [17:47] <TheNytangel> Or not
#2675 [17:47] <Boreeas> Pretty please? o.o
#2676 [17:47] <TheNytangel> How much does it cost?
#2677 [17:47] <Boreeas> Ah, only $1000
#2678 [17:48] <Boreeas> <.<
#2679 [17:49] <TheNytangel> How about something $50 or under...
#2680 [17:50] <Boreeas> What, you don't get $10000 pocketmoney per month?
#2681 [17:50] <Boreeas> I thought that was normal
#2682 [17:50] <TheNytangel> I don't even have a job
#2683 [17:50] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: Me neither :D
#2684 [17:50] <TheNytangel> Well then buy it for yourself
#2685 [17:51] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: Geez, I was kidding <,<
#2686 [17:51] * _Effect needs a job..
#2686 [17:52] * _Effect has already applied to more places than he has fingers. Good thing he doesn't take it personally.
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#2687 [17:53] <TheNytangel> This internet is crap...
#2688 [17:53] <_Effect> Can't run irc? ;)
#2689 [17:54] <TheNytangel> Can't run 4 tabs and skype and IRC
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#2691 [17:54] <TheNytangel> Connection keeps getting reset
#2692 [17:55] <_Effect> ewwie. I want to get IRC on my phone. But i don't have a data plan and I don't want to pay $1.00 for the app.
#2693 [17:56] <TheNytangel> I have a 3.3 GPA
#2694 [17:56] <_Effect> I'm from Canada.
#2695 [17:56] <TheNytangel> And that means you don't have grade point adverages?
#2696 [17:56] <TheNytangel> Eh?
#2697 [17:56] <_Effect> Yeppers.
#2698 [17:57] <_Effect> We have percentiles to compare our sledding skill though.
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#2700 [17:57] <TheNytangel> And we got 107 inches of snow last year... and we live in Florida
#2701 [17:58] <_Effect> We don't get snow. It's always been snow.
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#2703 [17:58] <TheNytangel> And I'm sure Wug missed me last year when I was living off of thawed frozen waffles and grilled meat loaf for 4 days when the power was out
#2704 [17:58] <_Effect> Lmfao, that's genuine.
#2705 [17:59] <TheNytangel> Don't forget jarred pairs
#2706 [17:59] <_Effect> I'd die. I wouldnt be able to charge my phone.
#2707 [17:59] <TheNytangel> All of our electronics died within the first two days :P
#2708 [18:00] <TheNytangel> I couldn't finish reading my book on my Nook
#2709 [18:00] <_Effect> Mine doesn't last a day. I'll need to start hording batteries..
#2710 [18:00] <_Effect> How widespread was this outage? :P
#2711 [18:00] <TheNytangel> The whole city
#2712 [18:00] <_Effect> How large of a city is this?
#2713 [18:01] <TheNytangel> Go look at it on Google maps. Williston, North Dakota
#2714 [18:01] <_Effect> I'd rather not. I'm gonna go with medium size, cos I don't recognize the name.
#2715 [18:01] <_Effect> I'd just peace for the few days. I have another place to go :P
#2716 [18:02] <TheNytangel> We are 4 hours away from Canada...
#2717 [18:03] <TheNytangel> We had 12000 people before the oil boom
#2718 [18:03] <TheNytangel> Now we are probably 20000+
#2719 [18:03] <_Effect> Ah, that's not bad
#2720 [18:03] <_Effect> My "village" has like 40 people ;)
#2721 [18:04] <TheNytangel> I just googled how many people we have and got distracted by "3 registered sex offenders"
#2722 [18:04] <_Effect> lmfao, that's fun
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#2724 [18:05] <_Effect> Theree is NO way there are 2,000 people here. There are less than 20 houses.
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#2726 [18:05] <_Effect> Must be including the county xD
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#2728 [18:08] <Scott> TheNytangel: are you one of them?
#2729 [18:09] <TheNytangel> Maybe....
#2730 [18:09] <TheNytangel> No
#2731 [18:09] <TheNytangel> I'm 14 for god's sake
#2732 [18:09] <clarjon1> o.O
#2733 [18:09] <_Effect> TheNtyangel: Your point?
#2734 [18:10] <TheNytangel> I don't have enough time on my hands to be one
#2735 [18:10] <_Effect> Sitting in IRC for 6 hours a day.. ;)
#2736 [18:11] <Jovet> Being nerdy with style.
#2737 [18:11] <_Effect> My friend was molested when he was 10, by his 11 year old cousin. Lol. Nyt, your age means nothing ;)
#2738 [18:13] <TheNytangel> So... you're saying you want me to be a sex offender?
#2739 [18:13] <_Effect> no. brb
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#2741 [18:17] <helpmeplskthnx> hello, i am having an issue running mc
#2742 [18:17] <helpmeplskthnx> when i run the exe and login it crashes to desktop immediately
#2743 [18:18] <helpmeplskthnx> i can answer any questions to get this solved.
#2744 [18:18] <Jovet> helpmeplskthnx: has it ever worked or is this the first time you've tried to use Minecraft?
#2745 [18:18] <Scott> goddammit
#2746 [18:18] <Scott> i just fell down thanks to so someone mopping the floor
#2747 [18:18] <helpmeplskthnx> i am on a different computer (older) than the one i was using before. never tried running it on this computer
#2748 [18:19] <Scott> helpmeplskthnx: It just crashes?
#2749 [18:19] <Jovet> Scott: watch where you're going. lol
#2750 [18:20] <helpmeplskthnx> yes. if i force update it d/ls the appropriate files and then crashes to desktop. java makes a .txt file which i guess is a log.
#2751 [18:20] <Scott> my ass hurts now lol
#2752 [18:20] <Scott> Okay
#2753 [18:20] * Jovet bites his tounge @ Scott :)
#2753 [18:20] <helpmeplskthnx> if i just login it crashes immediatley
#2754 [18:20] <Scott> Can you open that log and paste it on pastebin.com?
#2755 [18:20] <helpmeplskthnx> sure one second
#2756 [18:20] <Scott> My arm too :(
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#2758 [18:21] <_Effect> Scott, tile floor?
#2759 [18:21] <Scott> yes .-.
#2760 [18:21] <helpmeplskthnx> http://pastebin.com/Y0zahknj
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#2762 [18:21] <_Effect> Once upon a time, I was running really fast while on vacation, and i slipped in a puddle of water on tile, fell backwards and smashed my head on the ground. I couldnt vacation for the day :P
#2763 [18:22] <Scott> ??> helpmeplskthnx win/dxdiag
#2764 [18:22] <VoxelHead> helpmeplskthnx: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2765 [18:22] <VoxelHead> helpmeplskthnx: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's
#2766 [18:23] <mib_dkz05i> I really don't know if I'm in the right place but I have been trying to play minecraft on a mac for about a week now and I never get past a black screen. The game is running because it will capture my mouse and act like I'm playing, but I can never see anything
#2767 [18:23] <helpmeplskthnx> dxdiag: http://pastebin.com/ETyaNSKi
#2768 [18:24] <Scott> mib_dkz05i: the classic free version?
#2769 [18:24] <mib_dkz05i> Yep, I wanted to try it out before I buy it
#2770 [18:24] <Scott> ??> mib_dkz05i mac/classic
#2771 [18:25] <VoxelHead> mib_dkz05i: (mac/classic) Minecraft Classic does not work on Mac OS X. You can however use the World of Minecraft client: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Game_Client. Minecraft (the paid version) works just fine on Mac OS X.
#2772 [18:25] <Scott> Classic is very different anyways.
#2773 [18:25] <mib_dkz05i> Ahh. Alright
#2774 [18:25] <mib_dkz05i> Thanks guys
#2775 [18:26] <Scott> helpmeplskthnx: download and install this: https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/6-11-pre-r300_xp-2k_dd_ccc_wdm_38185.exe
#2776 [18:27] <helpmeplskthnx> is that the latest driver? i believe i already have it but i will do so.
#2777 [18:28] <Scott> yes it is
#2778 [18:29] <Scott> but it doesn't appear that you have it
#2779 [18:29] <helpmeplskthnx> how odd. installing now.
#2780 [18:29] <helpmeplskthnx> brb gotta restart
#2781 [18:32] <_Effect|WORK> I really need to finish this physics
#2782 [18:32] <Jovet> phun physics?
#2783 [18:33] <_Effect|WORK> Polarization(y)
#2784 [18:33] <_Effect|WORK> Lab report. Honestly, when we did the lab it was as if it was a fifth grade class playing with polaroids.
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#2786 [18:33] <helpmeplskthnx-2> i am back
#2787 [18:34] <helpmeplskthnx-2> just tried minecraft.exe, login and crash to desktop :(
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#2789 [18:35] <Hi> t/nick MEMELOVA
#2790 [18:35] <_Effect|WORK> Scott: He is having a java error.. correct? Maybe that's what needs fixing
#2791 [18:36] <MineCraftLover> _Effect|WORK
#2792 [18:36] <_Effect|WORK> Yes?
#2793 [18:36] <helpmeplskthnx-2> i have uninstalled and reinstalled ver. 6 of java today
#2794 [18:36] <Scott> helpmeplskthnx-2: Ok. You can try removing java and installing it again.
#2795 [18:36] <Scott> Oh.
#2796 [18:36] <MineCraftLover> I am habing trouble setting up a server _Effect|WORK
#2797 [18:36] <Scott> I'm not sure. You might want to wait around until someone can help. I don't usually help with Windows.
#2798 [18:36] <_Effect|WORK> Servers are easy sir! :D
#2799 [18:37] <MineCraftLover> Well I know how but I get a message every time I try
#2800 [18:37] <MineCraftLover> And it wont connect
#2801 [18:37] <helpmeplskthnx-2> ok :( someone on the forum said my card cannot run OpenGL 1.4. could that be it?
#2802 [18:37] <MineCraftLover> Would you like to know what it says _Effect|WORK?
#2803 [18:37] <TheNytangel> MineCraftLover, you put 127.0.0.1 into the IP address spot
#2804 [18:37] <_Effect|WORK> MineCraftLover: What is the problem? What are your errors? Is the server launching correctly?
#2805 [18:38] <MineCraftLover> The error message is... Cant Resolve Hostname
#2806 [18:38] <TheNytangel> MineCraftLover, you put 127.0.0.1 into the IP address spot
#2807 [18:38] <MineCraftLover> There is no IP spot
#2808 [18:38] <Scott> quite possibly helpmeplskthnx-2, i'm not familiar with windows in this area. I'm a mac guy. ;p
#2809 [18:38] <MineCraftLover> Do you mean server adress?
#2810 [18:38] <TheNytangel> MineCraftLover, yeah that
#2811 [18:38] <MineCraftLover> ok
#2812 [18:38] <_Effect|WORK> MineCraftLover, when you're connecting to your own server, use "localhost"
#2813 [18:38] <_Effect|WORK> It's the easiest.
#2814 [18:38] <TheNytangel> No it isn't
#2815 [18:39] <MineCraftLover> What is localhost? 127.0.0.1
#2816 [18:39] <MineCraftLover> I mean what is localhost?
#2817 [18:39] <Jovet> MineCraftLover: yes
#2818 [18:39] <TheNytangel> MineCraftLover, the local host
#2819 [18:39] <_Effect|WORK> Localhost will find any server running on your computer, yes.
#2820 [18:39] <Scott> localhost is loop back
#2821 [18:39] <MineCraftLover> _Effect|WORK does the server adress have to be specific?
#2822 [18:40] <_Effect|WORK> MineCraftLover: Are you referring to in your client, or in your properties file for the server?
#2823 [18:40] <MineCraftLover> ?
#2824 [18:40] <_Effect|WORK> Is your server running?
#2825 [18:40] <MineCraftLover> What _Effect|WORK?
#2826 [18:41] <MineCraftLover> No, it wont run
#2827 [18:41] <MineCraftLover> _Effect it gives me an error message
#2828 [18:41] <_Effect> I opened another conversation with you, look up for my name flashing in red. open that
#2829 [18:41] <MineCraftLover> ?
#2830 [18:41] <MineCraftLover> ok
#2831 [18:43] <Jovet> effect: try to help people here when you can, so everyone can benefit.
#2832 [18:43] <helpmeplskthnx-2> ok it seems my card would have run minecraft in beta 1.9 and before. a change in 1.0 seems to have invalidated my card. i will try mc nostalgia and report back.
#2833 [18:44] <_Effect> I didn't even do anything :P
#2834 [18:44] <_Effect> NOW. to work
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#2837 [18:46] <Scott> !paid jkitchen
#2838 [18:46] <Scott> !paid jkitchen
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#2842 [18:47] <mikaelrocks1231> Hello. Can someone help me?
#2843 [18:47] <WugBot> mikaelrocks1231: (ww) Help you with what?
#2844 [18:47] <rumpler> i have a technical question
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#2846 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> We have technical answers
#2847 [18:47] <Jovet> rumpler: we have a tehnobabble answer.
#2848 [18:48] <Jovet> darn it, Grey beat me to it
#2849 [18:48] <TheNytangel> But not too technical
#2850 [18:48] * GreyVulpine grins
#2850 [18:48] <mikaelrocks1231> Hey uhm. I have downloaded a schematic from mcschematics.net or w/e But how do i open it so that it can SHOW me where and how to build it. I dont want it like MCedit where you do /paste and it does it for you. Because i want to build it in a minecraft server.
#2851 [18:48] <TheNytangel> mikaelrocks1231, MCEdit
#2852 [18:48] <Scott> !paid kitchenwtf
#2853 [18:48] <Kealper> Jovet: you can't win an ninja'ing grey
#2854 [18:48] <mikaelrocks1231> But HOW? i dont know how to use it
#2855 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> You'll either need mcedit, or a modded server with worldedit
#2856 [18:48] <rumpler> whenever i play minecraft it crashes after it says mojang. whenever i want to play i have to press force update\
#2857 [18:48] <rumpler> what should i do
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#2859 [18:49] <mikaelrocks1231> Can someone show me how to use MCedit
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#2861 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - You can import schematics with the "import" command, found at the bottom of the toolbar in MCedit
#2862 [18:49] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: are you attempting to mod your minecraft? Are you getting a black screen?
#2863 [18:49] <rumpler> im not getting a black scree
#2864 [18:49] <rumpler> it just quits on it own
#2865 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> All you need to do, is look for the .schematic file
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#2867 [18:49] <helpmeplskthnx-2> well i tried rolling back mc to 1.8 and it still crashes so i guess i am sol
#2868 [18:50] <rumpler> i want to mod my minecraft but i need modloader, itsa just my minecraft wants to crash on its own
#2869 [18:50] <mib_1kv0np> i can't log on at minecraft.net
#2870 [18:50] <xorcon> help. I am dumb at computers. How in the heck to I set up multi player? I have windows and did not download.
#2871 [18:50] <rumpler> i always have to update it
#2872 [18:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - The website, or the downloaded client?
#2873 [18:51] <mib_1kv0np> website
#2874 [18:51] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: you crash after applying modloader?
#2875 [18:51] <rumpler> yah...
#2876 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - Clear your browser's cache/temp files, it'll work then
#2877 [18:51] <rumpler> other people say it works foer them, and i follow the tutorial exactly
#2878 [18:51] <mikaelrocks1231> Where does it say import?
#2879 [18:51] <mib_1kv0np> do what
#2880 [18:51] <mikaelrocks1231> I dont see anything that says import
#2881 [18:51] <rumpler> its risugami's
#2882 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - It'll say, Import in the bottom panel, somewhere in the middle
#2883 [18:52] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: Make sure you're using the correct version of the mod, and that the video is for the right version of minecraft.
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#2885 [18:52] <rumpler> the video says its 1.0.0
#2886 [18:52] <mib_1kv0np> do what?
#2887 [18:52] <mikaelrocks1231> Nope. Clostest thing is OPEN A WOLRD.
#2888 [18:52] <rumpler> i can try again... i guess, i have 4 copies of it
#2889 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Then open a world
#2890 [18:52] <_Effect|WORK> Is the risugami's modloader version also 1.0.0?
#2891 [18:53] <rumpler> it said it was in the vid, ill make sure real quick
#2892 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Once you open a world, "Import" is a command along the bottom toolbar, 4th from the right
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#2894 [18:53] <mikaelrocks1231> Okay i put my latios.schematic at my desktop. But i cannot open the file.
#2895 [18:54] <rumpler> it says its everything updated 1.0.0
#2896 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Did you open a world first?
#2897 [18:54] <mikaelrocks1231> Open a level?
#2898 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> yes
#2899 [18:54] <mib_1kv0np> when i try to update it on the downloaded one it dosnt do any thing
#2900 [18:54] <rumpler> exacly says it
#2901 [18:54] <mikaelrocks1231> i did that. Then it said to lget a file.
#2902 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - What do you mean?
#2903 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Do you have any saved worlds?
#2904 [18:54] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: I'd recommend you look for another video guide
#2905 [18:55] <mikaelrocks1231> Yes. But thats not what i want. I want to learn how to make a schematic
#2906 [18:55] <rumpler> kk :(
#2907 [18:55] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: Do you have any experience with installing mods?
#2908 [18:55] <rumpler> ill be back soonprobably
#2909 [18:55] <rumpler> yah
#2910 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Alright then. Open a world where you have something you want to make a schematic with
#2911 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Tell me when you have that world open
#2912 [18:55] <_Effect|WORK> It should be the same as most others then, unless you're attempting to put modloader in a server.
#2913 [18:55] <mib_1kv0np> when i click the blue button that says minecraft 1.0 nothing happens
#2914 [18:55] <mikaelrocks1231> How do i do that? I cant open my /schematic file?
#2915 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - In the news feed of the launcher?
#2916 [18:55] <rumpler> i had the too many items, the xray (only used to for single player), and the single player commands
#2917 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Do you have any single player worlds?
#2918 [18:55] <mib_1kv0np> yeah
#2919 [18:56] <mikaelrocks1231> Yes
#2920 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - That's not a link to download a version, that's just the header of the version history
#2921 [18:56] <rumpler> im not doing it in a server
#2922 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - All you need to do to update, is to log in
#2923 [18:56] <mikaelrocks1231> Uhm i cant click anything on MCedit.
#2924 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Open a level, point it to a world in your .minecraft/saves folder
#2925 [18:56] <mikaelrocks1231> Its not letting me click load
#2926 [18:56] <mib_1kv0np> how do i download 1.0
#2927 [18:56] <wippler> can someone help me?
#2928 [18:56] <WugBot> wippler: (ww) Help you with what?
#2929 [18:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - It does it automatically, or you can go to the launcher's options menu, to choose "Force update"
#2930 [18:57] <rumpler> 95% of people say it works for them, but mine doesn't, 2 other comments said it doesnt work for them
#2931 [18:57] <TheNytangel> mikaelrocks1231, have you opened up a world yet?
#2932 [18:57] <mikaelrocks1231> I cant. It wont let me.
#2933 [18:57] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Do you have teamviewer?
#2934 [18:57] <Jovet> wippler: what do you need?
#2935 [18:57] <TheNytangel> Do you have any saved worlds?
#2936 [18:57] <mikaelrocks1231> Ill try downloading for mac
#2937 [18:57] <mikaelrocks1231> If thats possible
#2938 [18:57] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: I'm not entirely sure what your problem is. You may just need another guide, or another download.
#2939 [18:58] <mib_1kv0np> but it just says will force and nothing happens
#2940 [18:58] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: Unfortunately mods can be spotty, and aren't the easiest to troubleshoot with. I'd help you set it all up, but unfortunately I'm rather busy right now.
#2941 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - Then log in as normal
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#2943 [18:58] <rumpler> kk, ty ur a really nice person, u helped me out alot :)
#2944 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - It'll download the 1.0.0 files
#2945 [18:58] <_Effect|WORK> rumpler: Haha, no problem! Happy minecrafting, and good luck :)
#2946 [18:58] <rumpler> u2
#2947 [18:59] <TheNytangel> mib_1kv0np, you need to login after you have clicked that
#2948 [18:59] <mib_1kv0np> my wifi is working but it says login has failed
#2949 [18:59] <Jovet> wippler: we do not really offer assistance for Mods here. Try the website or forum where you got it,
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#2951 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> login failed in the downloaded client means your username/password is wrong
#2952 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> try re-entering it
#2953 [19:00] <mikaelrocks1231> Kk i downloaded it
#2954 [19:00] <mikaelrocks1231> Grey i downloaded teamviewer shall i give you my ID and pass?
#2955 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> mikaelrocks1231 - Please do, /msg me
#2956 [19:02] <mib_1kv0np> my wifi is working but it says login has failed
#2957 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> login failed in the downloaded client means your username/password is wrong. Try reentering it
#2958 [19:02] <mikaelrocks1231> So what now upione?
#2959 [19:03] <mib_1kv0np> it still failed
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#2962 [19:04] <wippler> jovet
#2963 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_1kv0np - Do a recover password using http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#2964 [19:04] <mikaelrocks1231> So vulpine. Now i just look at that and do it right?
#2965 [19:04] <mikaelrocks1231> right
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#2967 [19:06] <Wayo> hello?
#2968 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#2969 [19:07] <_Effect|WORK> Good day, Wayo!
#2970 [19:07] <Wayo> good day are u guys aloud to help with mods?
#2971 [19:07] * mib_7d9nut [mib_7d9nut@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2972 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> Considering there are thousands of mods out there, we don't force our helpers to know each and every mod. We don't prohibit them from help if they can though.
#2973 [19:08] <Jovet> wippler: we do not really offer assistance for Mods here, there are too many for us to try and support them all. Try the website or forum where you got the Mod from.
#2974 [19:08] <Wayo> ?
#2975 [19:08] <mib_7d9nut> I am trying to connect to a friend's server. I keep getting an error message that says "kicked by admin"....Is the problem at my end or my friend's server
#2976 [19:08] <TheNytangel> Wayo, what do you need help with?
#2977 [19:08] <_Effect|WORK> Shoot. If we can't help you, we can't. If we can, we will c:
#2978 [19:08] <Wayo> a mod
#2979 [19:09] <TheNytangel> Wayo, yeah, I noticed. What about it?
#2980 [19:09] * _Effect|WORK wanted more detail.
#2980 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Wayo - Can you be more specific? There's thousands of mods out there
#2981 [19:09] <Wayo> ok well im trying to install the aether mod
#2982 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, that hasn't been updated for 1.0.0
#2983 [19:09] <Wayo> really?
#2984 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> yes
#2985 [19:10] <TheNytangel> Looks like 1.7.3 to me
#2986 [19:10] <_Effect|WORK> That's what I'm seeing too.
#2987 [19:10] <Wayo> i see v1.01
#2988 [19:10] <TheNytangel> Wayo, that's the version of the mod. Not minecraft.
#2989 [19:10] <_Effect|WORK> Unfortunately, that's the version of Aether, not Minecraft it supports.
#2990 [19:10] <Wayo> well that sucks
#2991 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> Go yell at them in #aethermod
#2992 [19:11] <TheNytangel> Geez.. they even have a CD
#2993 [19:11] <Wayo> why?
#2994 [19:11] <TheNytangel> DVD-ROM*
#2995 [19:11] <_Effect|WORK> That's just a mock case. :P
#2996 [19:12] <TheNytangel> Well they should have a DVD-ROM >.>
#2997 [19:12] <_Effect|WORK> It's not that difficult to install :P
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#2999 [19:13] <JerTheSmartAlek> Howdy, I've been here before, but I forget if there's a specific channel for server related helps.
#3000 [19:14] <TheNytangel> Us
#3001 [19:14] <JerTheSmartAlek> Cool.
#3002 [19:14] <_Effect|WORK> ME.
#3003 [19:14] <TheNytangel> _Effect|WORK, I have a voice for a reason...
#3004 [19:15] <TheNytangel> So that I can keep talking when someone +q's me :D
#3005 [19:15] <mib_7d9nut> How about interpreting "kicked by admin" when I attempt to connect to a friend's server?
#3006 [19:15] <JerTheSmartAlek> Alright, current progress: Have server software running. Person on server computer able to connect. When putting in the local ip for server computer into my client for the server I get the cannot find server error on polling.
#3007 [19:15] <TheNytangel> mib_7d9nut, does he have a whitelist?
#3008 [19:15] <mib_7d9nut> dont know
#3009 [19:15] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, you need to connect to the "Default Address"
#3010 [19:16] <mib_7d9nut> he just started it....is the default address his IP address
#3011 [19:16] <JerTheSmartAlek> Where can I find that?
#3012 [19:16] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, if you go to the start menu and type in 'cmd' and push enter, it should bring up the command prompt
#3013 [19:16] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, in there, you can type 'ipconfig' and then it should have a list of IP addresses, one of them being the Default Address
#3014 [19:17] <JerTheSmartAlek> Still running XP on the server computer, this machine is linux.
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#3016 [19:17] <TheNytangel> Yeah, do that on the server computer
#3017 [19:17] <TheNytangel> Correction: Default Gateway, not Default Address
#3018 [19:17] <Guest32752> minecraft classic won't load on a mac
#3019 [19:18] <Scott> ??> Guest32752 mac/classic
#3020 [19:18] <JerTheSmartAlek> When we ran ipconfig it only gave us three things IP Address, Subnet Mask, & Default Gateway.
#3021 [19:18] <VoxelHead> Guest32752: (mac/classic) Minecraft Classic does not work on Mac OS X. You can however use the World of Minecraft client: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Game_Client. Minecraft (the paid version) works just fine on Mac OS X.
#3022 [19:18] <Guest32752> java has been updated
#3023 [19:18] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, yeah, the default gateway
#3024 [19:18] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, that's the one
#3025 [19:18] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay, I thought I tried that, lemme check...
#3026 [19:18] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, the host computer uses 127.0.0.1 or localhost, and any other computers on the same network use the default gateway, and any other computers use your IP address
#3027 [19:19] <JerTheSmartAlek> Do i need to add the :25565 for the port?
#3028 [19:19] <TheNytangel> JerTheSmartAlek, no, it is the default port. If you changed it to anything else, you would do that
#3029 [19:20] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay, on the server list with Default Gateway ip set, it still gives me the "Can't Reach Server" error.
#3030 [19:20] <JerTheSmartAlek> Trying direct connection.
#3031 [19:21] <JerTheSmartAlek> Connection refused.
#3032 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - What IP address are you using?
#3033 [19:21] <JerTheSmartAlek> Default gateway.
#3034 [19:21] <TheNytangel> Well I'm going to go eat, I'll be back in a couple minutes
#3035 [19:22] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay.
#3036 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Default gateway is the IP address to your router
#3037 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> You'll want to use the internal ip address, or ipv4 address of the computer running the server
#3038 [19:23] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay.
#3039 [19:24] <JerTheSmartAlek> We set server-ip in the server.properties file to that address which is local 192.168.1.7
#3040 [19:24] <JerTheSmartAlek> My sister is on said computer and is presently connected successfully to the server.
#3041 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Don't fill in the server-ip
#3042 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> Leave it blank
#3043 [19:25] <_Effect|REALLYWORKING> ^ That's the kicker.
#3044 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> (filling in the server.ip means the server only accepts connections from that ip address)
#3045 [19:26] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay, done
#3046 [19:26] <JerTheSmartAlek> So Now default gateway should work?
#3047 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> Now try connecting to 192.168.1.7 using another computer
#3048 [19:27] <JerTheSmartAlek> Hang on, router crud.
#3049 [19:29] <JerTheSmartAlek> Okay, looks like its sitting on the connecting to server screen
#3050 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> Is.. the server running?
#3051 [19:30] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yes, sis is back on again.
#3052 [19:30] <JerTheSmartAlek> With numerous saplings.
#3053 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> Did you restart the server after changing server-ip?
#3054 [19:30] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yes.
#3055 [19:30] <JerTheSmartAlek> Back to blank.
#3056 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> That.. should've worked then
#3057 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> Running any security software or firewall on that machine?
#3058 [19:32] <JerTheSmartAlek> Don't know, let me check.
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#3060 [19:32] <tzakrajsek> Hi all.
#3061 [19:32] <Jovet> hi
#3062 [19:32] <tzakrajsek> I am having an issue with my account. I originally purchased the game with an e-mail address I have no access to. Is it still possible to recover access to it?
#3063 [19:33] <GreyVulpine> tzakrajsek - Email tobias@mojang.com or daniel@mojang.com
#3064 [19:33] <tzakrajsek> Thanks :-D
#3065 [19:33] <GreyVulpine> Either of them should be able to help
#3066 [19:34] <JerTheSmartAlek> Hmm, what's a quick way to check if there is a firewall?
#3067 [19:34] <nipper> http://i.imgur.com/a8mO7.png
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#3069 [19:34] <JerTheSmartAlek> My dad did weird stuff on this machine, so I'm uncertain.
#3070 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - Not really a way to check in a LAN... see what programs are running on the machine
#3071 [19:35] <username> when i load the classic version on minecraft on my pc an error came up and told me to ask support
#3072 [19:35] <username> *of
#3073 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> username - What error?
#3074 [19:36] <username> unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#3075 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> username - Points to a security software/firewall/antivirus issue. It's most likely blocking it
#3076 [19:38] <_Effect|REALLYWORKING> what the balls!
#3077 [19:38] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, your first sentence had no subject :o
#3078 [19:38] <JerTheSmartAlek> Digital Defender Anti-virus is the only thing that seems likely, at all.
#3079 [19:38] <JerTheSmartAlek> Or wait, the standard stuff that pops up when we first installed the server... could taht be causing problems?
#3080 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - Nope
#3081 [19:38] <JerTheSmartAlek> Hi _Effect, welcome back.
#3082 [19:38] <JerTheSmartAlek> Hmmm...
#3083 [19:39] <JerTheSmartAlek> I don't think there is then.
#3084 [19:39] <_Effect> I'm working on validating my account!
#3085 [19:39] <JerTheSmartAlek> _Effect: With Mojang?
#3086 [19:40] <_Effect> Noo, with this irc xD
#3087 [19:40] <JerTheSmartAlek> GreyVulpine: I have access to both the server computer & the router, what should I check?
#3088 [19:40] <_Effect> I didn't know i had t validate. I dint have to in lesser IRC channels:P
#3089 [19:40] <JerTheSmartAlek> Lawl.
#3090 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - Make sure 192.168.1.7 is the ip address of the computer running the server?
#3091 [19:40] <JerTheSmartAlek> How long have you been using IRC?
#3092 [19:40] <JerTheSmartAlek> How long have you been using IRC?
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#3094 [19:40] * TheNytangel thinks GreyVulpine should apply to deal with account issues at Mojang ;)
#3094 [19:40] <JerTheSmartAlek> It is indeed.
#3095 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> Nah, I'd like to get paid someday TheNytangel.
#3096 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - Hmm, are you able to run the server on the linux machine at all?
#3097 [19:42] <TheNytangel> We need a help wiki...
#3098 [19:43] <_Effect> Longer than I should be w/o registering :P
#3099 [19:43] <JerTheSmartAlek> Mojang's got lots of money.
#3100 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> This channel hasn't seen any of it
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#3102 [19:44] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I bet Notch has a big vault in the back of his closet with the $4 million in it
#3103 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> Probably rolls in it daily.
#3104 [19:45] <TheNytangel> I was thinking that he sleeps in there or something
#3105 [19:45] <JerTheSmartAlek> No, it is a lowly netbook.
#3106 [19:45] * JerTheSmartAlek waves to a fellow michigan person.
#3106 [19:45] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine and Kealper live in michigan
#3107 [19:46] <TheNytangel> Just... stating the obvious
#3108 [19:46] * JerTheSmartAlek doesn't live in Michigan anymore though.
#3108 [19:46] <TheNytangel> I should probably do my science homework...
#3109 [19:47] <_Effect|BUSY> I've attempted at mine for the past 4 hours.
#3110 [19:47] <_Effect|BUSY> Fcking female and #minecrafthelp.
#3111 [19:47] <TheNytangel> _Effect|BUSY, and what are you doing in "science"
#3112 [19:47] <JerTheSmartAlek> ...
#3113 [19:47] <_Effect|BUSY> I'm doing physics. Light acting as waves and particles. Currently working on polarization.
#3114 [19:48] <JerTheSmartAlek> Females are definitely strong distractions away from science homework.
#3115 [19:48] <TheNytangel> Couldn't help... we are balancing chemical equations
#3116 [19:48] <JerTheSmartAlek> Ah, photons, statistically defined as waves.
#3117 [19:48] <_Effect|BUSY> Indeed they are. Skype conversation with her-.-
#3118 [19:48] <JerTheSmartAlek> You guys in high school or something?
#3119 [19:49] <TheNytangel> I'm a freshman, yes :P
#3120 [19:49] * GreyVulpine is done with school altogether, is out looking for jobs in Michigan.
#3120 [19:49] <_Effect|BUSY> Senior
#3121 [19:49] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, build computers and/or repair them?
#3122 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Freaking MI's job market sucks
#3123 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> That's kinda what I'm aiming for
#3124 [19:50] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, you can come here and work in the oil field, we have a ton of jobs :D
#3125 [19:50] <_Effect|BUSY> My asshole friend stole my part time job working at the computer place nearby.
#3126 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> oil field?
#3127 [19:50] <TheNytangel> Hell, don't even have to work in the oil field, all the other businesses need tons of help
#3128 [19:50] <_Effect|BUSY> Cause yknow, I'm the one with 5 computer class awards-.-
#3129 [19:50] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yeah that's whhy I'm in Oregon, not much better here though.
#3130 [19:50] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, yeah, oil field workers get like, $2000+ a month or something
#3131 [19:51] * GreyVulpine blinks
#3131 [19:51] * JerTheSmartAlek is older than _Effect|BUSY & TheNytangel.
#3131 [19:51] * JerTheSmartAlek is in college.
#3131 [19:51] * GreyVulpine is out of college
#3131 [19:51] <JerTheSmartAlek> Grey is obviously the boss.
#3132 [19:51] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, http://www.minimum-wage.org/states.asp?state=North%20Dakota
#3133 [19:51] * _Effect|BUSY disregards JerTheSmartAlek because he doesn't really care. Physics and this female are the top of his priorities right now.
#3133 [19:52] * JerTheSmartAlek raspberries at _Effect|BUSY.
#3133 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - What are you majoring in?
#3134 [19:52] <_Effect|BUSY> I don't understand the use of raspberries as a verb.
#3135 [19:52] <JerTheSmartAlek> Mechatronics Engineering, basically Electrical & Mechanical Engineering.
#3136 [19:53] <TheNytangel> Oh god.. too much stuff happening D:
#3137 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Ah, interesting.
#3138 [19:53] <JerTheSmartAlek> Google it kiddo.
#3139 [19:53] <TheNytangel> I'm about to get reset
#3140 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Never heard of that field before
#3141 [19:53] <JerTheSmartAlek> Still need the helps with server grey. It's the industry term for Robotics.
#3142 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> JerTheSmartAlek - Any way you can attempt to host the server on your *nix machine?
#3143 [19:54] <JerTheSmartAlek> _Effect|BUSY: Raspberrying is when you do that tongue vibration thing pbbbt is the onomatopeia.
#3144 [19:54] <JerTheSmartAlek> GreyVulpine: Cannot, is a netbook, limited resources.
#3145 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Ah, crap.
#3146 [19:55] <JerTheSmartAlek> Sorry.
#3147 [19:55] <_Effect|BUSY> Got it :P
#3148 [19:55] <JerTheSmartAlek> R2-D2 is described in subtitles as raspberrying quite frequently.
#3149 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Well then, um. Could you attempt to disable that previous security software, see if you can connect then?
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#3151 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> And just because it's a simple question, your netbook also has a 192.168.1.x address as well, right?
#3152 [19:57] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yeah.
#3153 [19:57] <JerTheSmartAlek> It's 1.5
#3154 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Then connecting with 1.7 to that computer running the server should work, provided there's no firewall software blocking the connecting on either machine
#3155 [19:58] <JerTheSmartAlek> Hmm, that thing I suggested wasn't active anyhow.
#3156 [19:58] <JerTheSmartAlek> WTF then?
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#3158 [19:59] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, $30+ an hour...
#3159 [19:59] <JerTheSmartAlek> Holy smoke.
#3160 [20:00] <JerTheSmartAlek> Would windows firewall block it?
#3161 [20:00] <|Kiikun|> if its blockign java, yes
#3162 [20:00] <TheNytangel> And I just found this: Now he makes six-figures working on an oil rig, 80 hours a week. He figures this time, with more experience and plenty of overtime, he'll take home $4,000 to $5,000 a week.
#3163 [20:00] <TheNytangel> That is a crap-load of money
#3164 [20:01] <TheNytangel> I could buy so many computers with that :o
#3165 [20:01] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yes, that's it!!! THANK YOU!!!
#3166 [20:01] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: and how much money do the guys on Deadliest Catch draw home per trip?
#3167 [20:01] <JerTheSmartAlek> I knew dad did some lame stuff on there, but mannnn...
#3168 [20:01] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, but 4-5 thousand dollars a week?
#3169 [20:02] <JerTheSmartAlek> That worked.
#3170 [20:02] <JerTheSmartAlek> Yay!!!
#3171 [20:02] <|Kiikun|> agreed. knowledge > labor
#3172 [20:02] <_Effect|BUSY> How much do you guys in the america get off your income in tax?
#3173 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> Depends
#3174 [20:03] <_Effect|BUSY> By price range?
#3175 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> There isn't a straight cut across all income brackets.
#3176 [20:03] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I bet you want that job :P
#3177 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> There's different income tax when you make 20k, than when you make 80k..
#3178 [20:03] <|Kiikun|> if grey worked 80hr/wk we'd never see him again ;_;
#3179 [20:03] <_Effect|BUSY> yeah, each bracket is different. What are the %ages on each bracket?
#3180 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Changes each year
#3181 [20:04] <_Effect|BUSY> approx.. >.<
#3182 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Single, married, seperated?
#3183 [20:04] <_Effect|BUSY> Fuu-, nevermind.
#3184 [20:05] <_Effect|BUSY> I don't want to know this badly.
#3185 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> The book on income tax is several inches thick each year
#3186 [20:05] <|Kiikun|> _Effect|BUSY: im checkign my income right now
#3187 [20:05] * _Effect|BUSY looks at his statement. 0$ income. 0$ tax.
#3187 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> horrid system. You honestly need somebody to look over your withholding if you want to get it back
#3188 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> it's not that bad, really
#3189 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> Income up to $x is taxed at y%
#3190 [20:06] * GreyVulpine nods
#3190 [20:07] <|Kiikun|> ive earned $10,000 taken out thus far... and had about $750 taken in taxes.
#3191 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> so if you have $500,000 of income, you have to divvy it into each income bracket
#3192 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> multiply by the tax rate for that bracked, and take your total, then deduct your decuctions and credits for which you qualify
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#3194 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> But is different in marital status, whether or not you had any education credits, plus any other deductions.
#3195 [20:07] <|Kiikun|> wait... $1,600 in taxes.
#3196 [20:08] * |Kiikun| looked at wrong line
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#3197 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> The form 1040 is not that diffucult to fill out; married or otherwise
#3198 [20:08] <|Kiikun|> 1040ez isnt...
#3199 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> the 1040 is even easier, that's why it's called the 'EZ'.
#3200 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> You take your W2, and do some arithmetic
#3201 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> done and done.
#3202 [20:09] * |Kiikun| meant it wasnt difficult
#3202 [20:09] <_Effect|BUSY> Taxes aren't that difficult :P
#3203 [20:09] <|Kiikun|> its trying to get them back :D
#3204 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> "most Americans suck at arithmetic, which is why Taxes are so vaunted as a terribly painful ordeal."
#3205 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Hey DG, could you fix the win/dxdiag entry for Vox?
#3206 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> ??< win/dxdiag
#3207 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Missing the ending
#3208 [20:10] <DopeGhoti> sure, let will do once I'm back.
#3209 [20:10] <_Effect|BUSY> Soph year I had to write some garbage in microsoft office to calculate your tax after entering your income.
#3210 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Thanks DG
#3211 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Thanks DG
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#3213 [20:10] <_Effect|BUSY> Took 15minutes.
#3214 [20:10] <Scott> Like… in excel?
#3215 [20:10] <DopeGhoti> note to self: make vox manually re-link to Understudy every so often.
#3216 [20:10] <Scott> a formula? lol
#3217 [20:10] <_Effect|BUSY> In an excel spreadsheet.
#3218 [20:10] <Scott> That's easy.
#3219 [20:11] <_Effect|BUSY> That's what I said. :P
#3220 [20:14] * |Kiikun| shuffles Jovet's keys aroudn while theyre away
#3220 [20:14] <|Kiikun|> Dvorak GO!
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#3225 [20:22] <Xborn> When I try to buy minecraft with paypal it goes to minecraft.net after I clicked pay on paypal page but on minecraft.net it said error processing help?
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#3227 [20:23] <_Effect|BUSY> Xborn: What is your account name?
#3228 [20:23] <Xborn> For minecraft.net?
#3229 [20:23] <_Effect|BUSY> Yes
#3230 [20:23] <Xborn> Deerassassin53
#3231 [20:23] <_Effect|BUSY> !paid Deerassassin53
#3232 [20:24] <Xborn> It said there was a error processing the paypal thing
#3233 [20:24] <_Effect|BUSY> Hrmm. Has the payment gone through on paypal?
#3234 [20:25] <Xborn> Um. I dont know but it says error processing the payment when it went back to minecraft.net
#3235 [20:25] <_Effect|BUSY> You may want to try again in a few minutes
#3236 [20:25] <Xborn> I waited like 3 mins after I did it once and then did it again and it still says error processing
#3237 [20:26] <_Effect|BUSY> Error processing is the most information it gives you?
#3238 [20:26] <Xborn> Yep it says it above buy for this account in red
#3239 [20:26] <_Effect|BUSY> Hrmm. You have enough money?
#3240 [20:26] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3241 [20:26] <Xborn> yeah
#3242 [20:26] * Poketoa [Poketoa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3243 [20:27] <_Effect|BUSY> Because the euro is larger than the dollar, so you're looking at an extra $5 or so
#3244 [20:27] <Xborn> I know it was 27$
#3245 [20:27] <_Effect|BUSY> Okay
#3246 [20:27] <Poketoa> Infinite lava doesn't work on 1.0.0 anymore does it
#3247 [20:27] <Xborn> but I have enough money
#3248 [20:27] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: nope.
#3249 [20:27] <_Effect|BUSY> Xborn, I'm not entirely sure what's wrong with it. I'm not experienced with Paypal. Maybe someone else here can help you.
#3250 [20:27] <Poketoa> well looks like I'll be building a nether portal soon
#3251 [20:27] <Poketoa> lol
#3252 [20:27] * _Effect|BUSY rally's the pros.
#3252 [20:28] <Xborn> It would be easier for me to find someone to buy a code for me but I cant find anyone
#3253 [20:28] <_Effect|BUSY> LOL. No way.
#3254 [20:28] <_Effect|BUSY> Someone came here with an extra code looking for a refund earlier today. :P
#3255 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: FAQ entry fixed.
#3256 [20:28] <Xborn> Im not asking you to duh
#3257 [20:28] <Xborn> :O
#3258 [20:29] * _Effect|BUSY is simply laughing at the mistimed coincidence. So close, yet so far.
#3258 [20:29] <|Kiikun|> Xborn: you'd have to find somneone youd be willign to send the money to first. :P
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#3260 [20:29] <Xborn> I just wish paypal wourl work for me -_-
#3261 [20:29] <|Kiikun|> Xborn: also... check to see if the momney is gone from your paypal/bank account
#3262 [20:29] <TheNytangel> Xborn, I'll buy a code for you if you send me the money
#3263 [20:30] <|Kiikun|> Xborn: and i take it moneybookers doesnt work for you?
#3264 [20:30] <Xborn> Nope moneybrookers dont work
#3265 [20:31] <Xborn> Nothing ever works for me :(
#3266 [20:31] <_Effect|BUSY> Ever try a prepaid visa?
#3267 [20:31] <Xborn> yep
#3268 [20:31] <_Effect|BUSY> Didnt work?
#3269 [20:31] <Xborn> nope
#3270 [20:31] <|Kiikun|> _Effect|BUSY: dont work. fraud prevention.
#3271 [20:32] <_Effect|BUSY> I see.
#3272 [20:32] <Xborn> goes to moneybrookers and just sets on a blank page
#3273 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> and most prepaids just flat out dont allow international
#3274 [20:33] <TheNytangel> Xborn, if you send me money over paypal, then I'll buy you a code
#3275 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#3276 [20:33] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, you don't trust me?
#3277 [20:33] <Xborn> Idk if I can my account doesn't work anymore for it
#3278 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> the fauk? This account and/or Internet address has been temporarily blocked to make purchases due to several fraudulent attempts. Please try again in 24 hours.
#3279 [20:33] <_Effect|BUSY> Good job Kii.
#3280 [20:34] <_Effect|BUSY> Thats what you get for being fraudulent!
#3281 [20:34] <|Kiikun|> but.. ive done NOTHING!
#3282 [20:34] <Xborn> Mine did that thursday when I tried to buy minecraft _._
#3283 [20:34] <Xborn> -._
#3284 [20:34] <Xborn> ah keyboard lag
#3285 [20:34] <|Kiikun|> i think someone needs to go wake up mollstam...
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#3287 [20:35] * |Kiikun| thinks the site is going buggy
#3287 [20:35] <Xborn> I think paypal needs to work for me :/
#3288 [20:35] <Scott> The site is being stpid
#3289 [20:35] <Scott> Oops, unknown username or password.
#3290 [20:35] <|Kiikun|> Scott: got that before
#3291 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Scott - clear cache/temp
#3292 [20:35] <Scott> yeah
#3293 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> It's been a common issue
#3294 [20:36] <Xborn> Anyone good with paypan in here?
#3295 [20:36] <Xborn> paypal*
#3296 [20:36] <Scott> well that isn't even working GreyVulpine
#3297 [20:36] * Scott tries Safari
#3297 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Eep, try again
#3298 [20:37] <|Kiikun|> http://kiichan.is-a-geek.net/If-Browsers-Were-Guns.jpg
#3299 [20:37] * |Kiikun| snickers
#3299 [20:38] <Scott> Safari isn't that bad.
#3300 [20:38] <_Effect> LMFAO
#3301 [20:38] <Xborn> AH!
#3302 [20:38] <_Effect> I geeked so hard.
#3303 [20:38] <Scott> Okay
#3304 [20:38] <Scott> WTH
#3305 [20:38] <Scott> It won't let me login in safari either
#3306 [20:38] <Xborn> Im bout to say screw minecraft cuz it isnt working!!!!!!!
#3307 [20:38] <Scott> I've never even visited the site in safari
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#3309 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> Erm, well..
#3310 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> reboot?
#3311 [20:39] <meetdaninja> i have an error
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#3313 [20:39] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin > meetdaninja
#3314 [20:39] <WugBot> meetdaninja: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#3315 [20:40] <meetdaninja> its not long though its a failed to launch
#3316 [20:40] <|Kiikun|> apparently the 'flag' i got was in my cookies as well
#3317 [20:40] <meetdaninja> how do i reinstall mine craft
#3318 [20:40] <|Kiikun|> ??> meetdaninja forceupdate
#3319 [20:40] <VoxelHead> meetdaninja: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3320 [20:40] <VoxelHead> meetdaninja: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3321 [20:41] <meetdaninja> but i get a failed to launch when i do
#3322 [20:41] <|Kiikun|> meetdaninja: the client wont even open? reinstall java.
#3323 [20:42] * mib_iwg7a6 [mib_iwg7a6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3324 [20:42] <mib_iwg7a6> Hello can anyone help me?
#3325 [20:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwg7a6 - With?
#3326 [20:42] <Scott> Closing firefox worked which makes little sense
#3327 [20:42] <mib_sarqyk> hey guys i need to know!!!!! in the version 1.0 ... there is on the 'hub' hearts a green bar and some meat chomps!!! what is the description of the green bar and the meat chomps!!! can someone tell me please!!!!
#3328 [20:43] <mib_iwg7a6> Im running a mc server and i want to now how much memory its using
#3329 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> green bar = experience
#3330 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> meat chomps = hunger
#3331 [20:43] <_Effect> Meat chomps = food
#3332 [20:43] <mib_sarqyk> like porck chops
#3333 [20:43] <mib_sarqyk> ???
#3334 [20:43] <_Effect> Yep!
#3335 [20:43] <mib_sarqyk> ok ok thx
#3336 [20:43] <_Effect> You can get beef and chicken now too
#3337 [20:43] <|Kiikun|> mib_sarqyk: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Hunger
#3338 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwg7a6 - If you're running the minecraft_server.exe, it runs minecraft with a gig of RAM
#3339 [20:43] <mib_sarqyk> and there is exp too#
#3340 [20:44] <mib_iwg7a6> no im using a bukkit server i set a launcher on .bat
#3341 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwg7a6 - Then what is your launch command in your .bat file?
#3342 [20:44] <mib_iwg7a6> "%ProgramFiles%\Java\jre7\bin\java.exe" -Xms1024M -Xmx12288M -jar craftbukkit-1.0.0-SNAPSHOT.jar
#3343 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> Then that's.. holy
#3344 [20:44] <mib_iwg7a6> but i want to know if its using all this memory i assigned
#3345 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> starts with a gig of RAM, and grows to 12 gigs
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#3347 [20:45] <mib_iwg7a6> that rights?
#3348 [20:45] <mib_iwg7a6> right
#3349 [20:45] <Xborn2> Lol now my minecraft thing says too many fraudrent attempts
#3350 [20:45] <mib_iwg7a6> or it should 4>12?
#3351 [20:45] <meetdaninja> i reinstalled java and it didn't work how do i reinstall MINECRAFT
#3352 [20:45] <|Kiikun|> Xborn: clear youer cache... and close the other mibbit
#3353 [20:45] <TheNytangel> Mine is "%programFiles%\Java\jre6\bin\java.exe" -Xincgc _Xmx12G -jar craftbukkit-1.0.0-SNAPSHO.jar
#3354 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwg7a6 - Don't know, what are you trying to do?
#3355 [20:45] <meetdaninja> do i have to buy it
#3356 [20:45] <Xborn2> lol my other nickname is still on
#3357 [20:45] <TheNytangel> -*
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#3359 [20:45] <mib_iwg7a6> i wanted to set it with 12Gb
#3360 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - You need to buy minecraft in order to play it
#3361 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwg7a6 - Then use -Xmx12G like TheNytangel's
#3362 [20:46] <meetdaninja> i did but i want to reinstall it cus mine keeps getting an error
#3363 [20:46] <smg> tring to install but keep gettin cant connect to minecraft.net
#3364 [20:46] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I got mine from the bukkit server startup wiki page thing
#3365 [20:46] <mib_iwg7a6> ok i ll try that thanks GreyVulpine and TheNytangel
#3366 [20:46] <TheNytangel> Don't copy and paste mine... loads of typos :P
#3367 [20:46] <mib_iwg7a6> ah yea just noticed xD
#3368 [20:47] <mib_iwg7a6> -Xincgc _Xmx12G this part is correct?
#3369 [20:47] <TheNytangel> SNAPSHOT spelled wrong, didn't capitalize Program, the _ should be a -
#3370 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> -Xmx12G
#3371 [20:47] <TheNytangel> :P
#3372 [20:47] <meetdaninja> HOW DO I REINSTALL MINECRAFT CUS I BOUGHT IT BUT WHEN I KEEP OPENING I GET ERRORS
#3373 [20:47] <mib_iwg7a6> ah ok
#3374 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - WHAT ERRORS DO YOU GET
#3375 [20:47] <|Kiikun|> meetdaninja: whats your minecraft username?
#3376 [20:47] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, that has nothing to do with it...
#3377 [20:48] <meetdaninja> MeetDaNinja and failed to launch
#3378 [20:48] <smg> badboyedward
#3379 [20:48] <|Kiikun|> !paid meetdaninja
#3380 [20:48] <TheNytangel> Until we get errors >:D
#3381 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - What is exact error you get?
#3382 [20:48] <|Kiikun|> i wass just confirming because he asked if he had to pay
#3383 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - There are quite a few different "Failed to launch" errors
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#3385 [20:48] <smg> i inputuser name and password the get message cant connect to minecraft.ne
#3386 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> smg - Has it ever worked before?
#3387 [20:49] <TheNytangel> mib_iwg7a6, http://pastebin.com/VC7222u0 is my full start.bat file
#3388 [20:49] <smg> it works in browser
#3389 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Then look into your security software, smg, it's likely blocking the downloaded client
#3390 [20:50] <smg> i turned off firewall already - no change - I tried prot forwarding but no luck
#3391 [20:50] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I might get kicked for this.... but why is BrainFuck a pastebin syntax and what does it look like? O.o
#3392 [20:50] * AuBot kicked TheNytangel from #minecrafthelp (Reason: heNytangel :Please keep it civil.)
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#3394 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - Still waiting on the full error you're getting?
#3395 [20:50] <Scott> TheNoodle|zzz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
#3396 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> smg - Shouldn't need to port forward if you're just playing minecraft. What security software do you run?
#3397 [20:50] * AuBot kicked Scott from #minecrafthelp (Reason: cott :Please keep it civil.)
#3398 [20:50] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: google it.
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#3400 [20:50] <Scott> lol
#3401 [20:50] <TheNytangel> Scott, I'm not TheNoodle|zzz
#3402 [20:50] <Scott> TheNytangel*
#3403 [20:51] <Scott> tabfail ;p
#3404 [20:51] <meetdaninja> error occurred (4): /Users/Michol.Mini/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin Retrieving: lwjgl_util.jar 29%
#3405 [20:51] <meetdaninja> that is my error
#3406 [20:51] <mib_iwg7a6> test
#3407 [20:51] <Scott> Kealper: you there?
#3408 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - Disable your antivirus
#3409 [20:51] <meetdaninja> its a mac i don't know how
#3410 [20:51] <AG_Scott> .set mode AG_Scott +o
#3411 [20:51] * GreyVulpine prods Scott
#3411 [20:52] <Scott> He has it set on AG_Scott
#3412 [20:52] <Scott> so I have to change nicks, op, and then change again lol
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#3415 [20:52] <Xborn> Yo can you see if xborn2besnip3rx has minecraft?
#3416 [20:53] <meetdaninja> hello?
#3417 [20:53] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, pastebin doesn't have a batch file syntax?
#3418 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> !paid xborn2besnip3rx
#3419 [20:53] <TheNytangel> !paid xborn2besnip3rx
#3420 [20:53] <Xborn> AWAH
#3421 [20:53] <TheNytangel> >.>
#3422 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Nope
#3423 [20:53] <Xborn> why isnt it working -_-
#3424 [20:53] <_Effect> University page doesn't even work to register.
#3425 [20:53] <meetdaninja> help me?
#3426 [20:53] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, they should get it...
#3427 [20:53] <Xborn> god damn paypal sucks balls!
#3428 [20:53] <_Effect> Balls to you, pieceof garbage.
#3429 [20:53] <smg> windows vista firewall and a dlink router firewall
#3430 [20:54] <meetdaninja> GUYS HELP
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#3432 [20:54] <Xborn> how y'alls reply to peeople?
#3433 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - You have no antivirus software?
#3434 [20:54] <_Effect> What do you need, commander meetdaninja?
#3435 [20:54] <meetdaninja> GreyVulpine no i dont
#3436 [20:54] <meetdaninja> GreyVulpine no i dont
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#3438 [20:55] <meetdaninja> _effect i get this error occurred (4): /Users/Michol.Mini/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin Retrieving: lwjgl_util.jar 29%
#3439 [20:55] <Xborn> _Effect
#3440 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> meetdaninja - Head to your /Users/Michol.Mini/Library/Application Support/minecraft/ folder, delete everything inside except for /saves/, then try minecraft again
#3441 [20:55] <meetdaninja> k
#3442 [20:55] <_Effect> Yes Xborn?
#3443 [20:56] <Xborn> I have 2 minecraft accounts on one email that I use for my credit card. Would that affect anything?
#3444 [20:56] <Xborn> Ive tried both to see if they worked but they dont
#3445 [20:56] <_Effect> I doubt it.
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#3447 [20:56] <smg> thanks - I give up
#3448 [20:57] <TheNytangel> Wait, when did I change that to 12GB for my server.. I thought it was at 8 or something
#3449 [20:57] <meetdaninja> _Effect i love you thanks <333333333333333
#3450 [20:57] <Xborn> -_- im bout done trying to buy minecraft.. if its this complicated for a good game.. ima stick to xbox360
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#3452 [20:57] <TheNytangel> Xborn, buy it for XBox 360 then
#3453 [20:58] <Xborn> i might.. but it looks better for computer cuz computer games are better with the mouse
#3454 [20:58] <_Effect> Xborn, minecraft's one of the most troublesome games :P
#3455 [20:58] <TheNytangel> _Effect, no it isn't...
#3456 [20:58] <Xborn> Then why is it so complicated for me??
#3457 [20:58] <TheNytangel> Not when it isn't troublesome
#3458 [20:58] <Xborn> LOL I got an idea
#3459 [20:58] <_Effect> I still can't get my framerate from dying sometimes :P
#3460 [20:58] <Xborn> ima have my grandma get it for me ;)
#3461 [20:59] <_Effect> !ping
#3462 [20:59] <GreyBot> _Effect Your Ping time was 0.453 seconds.
#3463 [20:59] <_Effect> :ping
#3464 [20:59] <TheNytangel> !ping
#3465 [20:59] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 0.578 seconds.
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#3468 [21:00] <Xborn> _Effect- Your helping a bit but still paypal isn't working for me :/
#3469 [21:00] <Xborn> SHIT
#3470 [21:00] <Xborn> ooops
#3471 [21:00] <gretchen> can someone tell me why my minecraft doesnt work?
#3472 [21:00] <Xborn> _Effect
#3473 [21:00] <TheNytangel> Xborn, try joining #paypalhelp that doesn't even exist probably...
#3474 [21:00] <Xborn> :D
#3475 [21:01] <gretchen> It just freezes
#3476 [21:01] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: #paypalhelp exists..
#3477 [21:01] <_Effect> Yes?
#3478 [21:01] <gretchen> HELLO?
#3479 [21:01] <_Effect> Idk how to work paypal. :s
#3480 [21:02] <_Effect> I used my credit card :)
#3481 [21:02] <Xborn> There isnt a #paypalhelp :(
#3482 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> lol
#3483 [21:02] <Xborn> I just searched
#3484 [21:02] <gretchen> MY MINECRAFT DOESNT WORK IT JUST FREEZES AND THE ICON IS BLACKED OUT TOO
#3485 [21:02] <_Effect> gretchen: are you trying to mod your minecraft?
#3486 [21:02] <Xborn> _Effect I tried using the Visa option to buy but it freezes on a moneybrookers page
#3487 [21:02] <CaelThunderwing> owww my ears tone down the cap Shouting
#3488 [21:02] <gretchen> no
#3489 [21:03] <_Effect> Xborn: I don't even recall how I did it. It took me 25 seconds
#3490 [21:03] <gretchen> its not workin!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3492 [21:03] <Xborn> _Effect well it is just freezing on the page and paypal says error and stuff when it goes back to the minecraft.net page
#3493 [21:04] <CaelThunderwing> lol rage quit.
#3494 [21:04] <CaelThunderwing> but man it's colder than the witch's teet here in Michigan,
#3495 [21:05] <_Effect> woopsies
#3496 [21:05] <_Effect> Ooh, got it.
#3497 [21:05] <Poketoa> Whoa. Does obsidian not mine underwater anymore? O_O
#3498 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa: water mining in slow. especially when swimming
#3499 [21:06] <Poketoa> figures
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#3503 [21:10] <meetdaninja> My sprint doesn't work when i play:(
#3504 [21:10] <meetdaninja> how do i fix
#3505 [21:11] <meetdaninja> helloOo!
#3506 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> meetdaninja: doubletap W to run. and have over 3 food
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#3508 [21:16] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, I bet you right now he's holding 3 pieces of uncooked chicken yelling "WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING"
#3509 [21:16] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: please allow me to have SOME hope left for humanity...
#3510 [21:17] <TheNytangel> Nah
#3511 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Wait.. you still have some, after being here??
#3512 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> We shall have to remedy that
#3513 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: not much :P
#3514 [21:17] * GreyVulpine hehs
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#3516 [21:21] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: can we use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIinLHULRYk for people who need more/less memory? :D
#3517 [21:21] <Patolord> nice ^
#3518 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> If you must.
#3519 [21:22] * |Kiikun| thinks doc explains it well...
#3519 [21:22] <Patolord> but why he does like 4gb>2gb
#3520 [21:22] <Patolord> instead of 2 to 4
#3521 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> Don't know if I like some of his examples.. but meh
#3522 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> To each their own
#3523 [21:23] <|Kiikun|> Patolord: he uses 4gb and expands to 8gb.
#3524 [21:24] <|Kiikun|> Xmx= max Xms= start
#3525 [21:24] <|Kiikun|> Xmx= max Xms= start
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#3527 [21:24] <Patolord> ah ok
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#3530 [21:26] * |Kiikun| stabs google for logging him out
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#3531 [21:27] <TheNytangel> We should make our own video tutorial minecraft help series of videos :o
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#3533 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Too much work
#3534 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Too little gain
#3535 [21:28] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, me and |Kiikun| could do it, you don't have to
#3536 [21:28] * |Kiikun| doesnt have a 'help series'
#3536 [21:29] * |Kiikun| has an 'i make crap!' series
#3536 [21:29] * GreyVulpine has an inherent hatred of youtube tutorial videos..
#3536 [21:29] <_Effect> So i told my math teacher to fck himself today. to his face. twice.
#3537 [21:29] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#3538 [21:29] <TheNytangel> Why?
#3539 [21:30] <_Effect> Because I'm gone for a day because of crap weather, I come back and he makes me do this quiz on what I missed
#3540 [21:30] <_Effect> ANd he's like "It's review from last year, only in radians."
#3541 [21:30] <TheNytangel> And you got detention?
#3542 [21:30] <_Effect> How the hell am I supposed to remember that? And he wouldnt even give me a run through
#3543 [21:30] <_Effect> No.
#3544 [21:30] <_Effect> He didn't do anything
#3545 [21:30] <|Kiikun|> HAH! *cough*
#3546 [21:30] <TheNytangel> HAH! *cough*
#3547 [21:30] <_Effect> Hah! *cough&
#3548 [21:31] <SinZ> well, it is your responcibility to keep up with work when you miss it
#3549 [21:31] <_Effect> I'm well aware sweetheart
#3550 [21:31] <TheNytangel> I am one of the few passing my science class
#3551 [21:31] <_Effect> So I tore the teacher to pieces and learned it on my own tonight
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#3553 [21:31] <TheNytangel> _Effect, the teacher or the test?
#3554 [21:32] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: video helps those who fail with understanding words :P meaning half the people who come here. a side effect is it ties them up for a few minutes so you dont have to deal with them :D
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#3556 [21:32] <_Effect> Teacher.
#3557 [21:32] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, fine. I'll make the video series on my own :(
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#3559 [21:32] <TheNytangel> _Effect, you might go to jail for that
#3560 [21:33] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: you have video editing experience? :P
#3561 [21:33] <_Effect> It's all good. He was unphased:P
#3562 [21:33] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, yeah
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#3564 [21:33] <|Kiikun|> editing and capture tools of choice? :D
#3565 [21:33] <TheNytangel> Some
#3566 [21:34] <ExpyMC> I need help getting myself set premium. I've paid for the game (twice, due to site glitches), it's been a week, and still nothing. How long do I need to wait for this? I'm used to stuff like this being instant.
#3567 [21:34] <TheNytangel> ExpyMC, it can take up to 3 days
#3568 [21:34] <ExpyMC> It's been 8
#3569 [21:34] <TheNytangel> I'm just trolling you.. geez
#3570 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> ExpyMC: have you checked with the bank to see if the payment was actuallt taken?
#3571 [21:34] <_Effect> ExpyMC: What method have you paid with?
#3572 [21:34] <ExpyMC> Visa.
#3573 [21:35] <TheNytangel> ExpyMC, hi
#3574 [21:35] <ExpyMC> And yes, they told me I had two charges on my card.
#3575 [21:35] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|: I fixed it :D
#3576 [21:35] <TheNytangel> Now it is a : instead of a comma
#3577 [21:35] <meetdaninja> yeah just send a report to them
#3578 [21:35] <Scott> ExpyMC: I'm going to send a PM to you.
#3579 [21:35] <_Effect> Interesting... and you can't log in? What's your username?
#3580 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> ExpyMC: did you get confirmation emails from moneybookers?
#3581 [21:35] * |Kiikun| steps back and lets scot handle it
#3581 [21:36] <ExpyMC> No emails.
#3582 [21:36] <TheNytangel> _Effect: real helpers go to the website to check
#3583 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: whats fixed now?
#3584 [21:36] <ExpyMC> Sec, going to call my CC company again and see.
#3585 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> oh.. tabcomp
#3586 [21:36] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|: it was a comma after everyones name.. yeah
#3587 [21:39] <ExpyMC> Would it be moneybookers on the CC statement?
#3588 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> ExpyMC: moneybookers and mojang show up on mine
#3589 [21:41] <|Kiikun|> NETWORK POS PURCHASE MERCHANT PURCHASE TERMINAL [REDACTED] MB*MOJANG MONEYBOOK GB [REDACTED]
#3590 [21:42] <_Effect> TheNytangel: People with lives have other things to attend to.
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#3593 [21:42] <TheNytangel> Hmm
#3594 [21:43] <TheNytangel> I had another idea :D
#3595 [21:43] <sproing> Wtf is this?
#3596 [21:43] <sproing> This isnt minecraft help?
#3597 [21:43] <ExpyMC> Well, damn. Neither of those charges are on my CC account now. :P
#3598 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> sproing: yes. comgin in with a 'wtf is this' probably wont get you any help though
#3599 [21:43] <sproing> ah
#3600 [21:44] <ExpyMC> I suppose I'll just start over, but I'm going to use paypal this time.
#3601 [21:44] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|: I should use my limited C++ knowledge and make a program for us to check the "secret" haspaid link to minecraft, so we can just type in a username and click "Check" and it will say true or false :D
#3602 [21:45] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: too much work to use a seprate widnow
#3603 [21:45] <TheNytangel> .........
#3604 [21:45] <TheNytangel> Fu Vox
#3605 [21:46] <ExpyMC> That's weird, though. I wonder what happened. For the record, the website told me twice that my card had been rejected, but it also said "thank you for purchasing minecraft" or something along those lines. My CC showed two pending charges at the time, but it seems both of them were canceled by somebody other than me or Visa.
#3606 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> sproing: so.. do you HAVE.... an... yeah ok
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#3608 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> ExpyMC: the minecraft page lies. it ALWAYS says 'thanks' after goign throguh the site unless you click cancel
#3609 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> ExpyMC: its possible the visa card is rejectign the pruchases because its an international purchase. youll need to talk to the bank to confirm
#3610 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> they will also be the ones able to allow said purchase through
#3611 [21:48] <ExpyMC> I'm just going to use paypal. That should be quick 'n' easy.
#3612 [21:48] <TunaMan345> Hello. Every time I try to download the 1.0 update, an error shows up saying: C:\users\TuNaMaN\appdata\roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (access denied) how do I undeny this?
#3613 [21:48] <Patolord> goddamn! minecraft costs 20€
#3614 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> TunaMan345: uninstall and reinstall java
#3615 [21:48] <ExpyMC> See you all later, thanks for the help. :)
#3616 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> Patolord: duh? thats why i purchased in beta :P
#3617 [21:49] <Patolord> i did in alpha like i think i paid 5€
#3618 [21:49] <Patolord> i should had bought more accs!
#3619 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> lol
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#3621 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> and the advantage woudl be youd have a ton of gift codes that probably got bruteforce hacked
#3622 [21:50] <_Effect> People, I'm about to bestow upon you something incredible.
#3623 [21:50] * |Kiikun| is always checkign the one he hasnt given out yet <.<
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#3624 [21:50] <_Effect> http://that-nintendo-nerd.tumblr.com/post/12352506746/woody-el-pervertido
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#3626 [21:51] <Poketoa> do Nether Portals work sideways
#3627 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> Poketoa huh?
#3628 [21:51] <Poketoa> Like
#3629 [21:52] <Poketoa> If I build one on its side instead of straight up
#3630 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> oh, no
#3631 [21:52] <Poketoa> ...of course
#3632 [21:52] <Firewind> Does anyone by any chance have a clean beata1.8.1 server jar that I could get? I didn't grab one before 1.0.0 came out.
#3633 [21:52] <Poketoa> *goes back into there*
#3634 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> myst be vertical. cant do the end portal-like nether portal :P
#3635 [21:52] <Poketoa> *to get his Diamond pickaxe*
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#3637 [21:53] <frogzilla> when's is there going to be a new update?
#3638 [21:53] <frogzilla> when's is there going to be a new update?
#3639 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> When Mojang releases one
#3640 [21:53] <Patolord> not soon i guess
#3641 [21:53] <TheNytangel> When they find a bug to fix
#3642 [21:53] <TheNytangel> Like spam
#3643 [21:53] <frogzilla> when is mojang going to release one?
#3644 [21:53] <TheNytangel> They need spam protection
#3645 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> When they feel like minecraft needs one
#3646 [21:54] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: we don't know, we aren't them
#3647 [21:54] <Firewind> Frog, go ask Notch
#3648 [21:54] <frogzilla> k whats his #
#3649 [21:54] <Patolord> >.>
#3650 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> 555-IGDAF
#3651 [21:54] <frogzilla> well when do u think thell be one?
#3652 [21:54] <Patolord> its #notch
#3653 [21:55] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: in the future
#3654 [21:55] <frogzilla> when is it going to be out? month?
#3655 [21:55] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: as a matter of fact.. I think there is one coming out on Friday
#3656 [21:55] <JohnEBH> frogzilla- Why do you ask? Do you want a patch? What's the problem?
#3657 [21:55] <frogzilla> nothin
#3658 [21:56] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: now just go on your merry way and hope for friday to come sooner :)
#3659 [21:56] <JohnEBH> frogzilla- Don't quit asking cause you've been given an answer.
#3660 [21:56] <frogzilla> hey how the hell do i find an npc village
#3661 [21:56] <Firewind> So anyway, is it possible for me to acquire the 1.8.1 server jar or am I hosed on fixing my server?
#3662 [21:56] <frogzilla> wait there on on friday?
#3663 [21:56] <JohnEBH> Woops, Then*
#3664 [21:56] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: if you google it, I think there is a tool
#3665 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Firewind - Not really possible
#3666 [21:56] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: yeah, friday
#3667 [21:57] <Firewind> :(
#3668 [21:57] <frogzilla> wel
#3669 [21:57] <|Kiikun|> Firewind: you COULD get the bukkit jar... its not vanilla.. but dont mod it and its close
#3670 [21:57] <frogzilla> whats on it?
#3671 [21:57] <TheNytangel> frogzilla: probably some bug fixes
#3672 [21:57] <frogzilla> k idr about that anymoh , how do i find an npc village
#3673 [21:57] <Firewind> I'm trying to update some mods on my server but I don't have a clean jar to work with, and something tells me I'm gonna need one.
#3674 [21:57] <|Kiikun|> frogzilla: wander. explore.
#3675 [21:58] <frogzilla> i have for 30 min
#3676 [21:58] <frogzilla> and no luck
#3677 [21:58] <frogzilla> i mean there have to be some cords to where they might spawn in?
#3678 [21:58] * |Kiikun| doesnt find villages often either.
#3678 [21:58] <Patolord> its a random world man how can it have coordinates
#3679 [21:58] <Poketoa> Pretty sure it's just random
#3680 [21:58] <Firewind> Frog: just about anywhere on the surface I think. Keep looking
#3681 [21:59] <frogzilla> no i am tired , fk it i am going creative
#3682 [21:59] <TheNytangel> HE LEFT
#3683 [21:59] <TheNytangel> Party time :D
#3684 [21:59] <Patolord> *clap *clap *clap
#3685 [21:59] <Firewind> And there was much rejoicing
#3686 [21:59] <TheNytangel> I'm going to bed
#3687 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> hmmm....
#3688 [22:01] <TheNytangel> But first
#3689 [22:01] <TheNytangel> I'll scan a picture of something I made in school and show you guys ;)
#3690 [22:03] <TunaMan345> |Kiikun| I uninstalled java and then installed it again. and an error came up saying: installer : Wrapper.createfile Failed with error 5: access is denied how do I undeny this as well?
#3691 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> ??> TunaMan345 win/reinst
#3692 [22:03] <VoxelHead> TunaMan345: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3693 [22:03] <VoxelHead> TunaMan345: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3694 [22:04] <TheNytangel> Brb
#3695 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> the 'access denied' stuff is usually java derping out and windows isolating the files from it. deleting them and reinstallign java shoudl fix it.
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#3697 [22:08] <TheNytangel> http://imgur.com/Gn4Mw
#3698 [22:08] <TheNytangel> Might need to tilt your head
#3699 [22:08] <_Effect> Niice! :P
#3700 [22:08] <TunaMan345> what are the +Rkeys haha
#3701 [22:09] <TheNytangel> Now I'm going, bye
#3702 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/key
#3703 [22:09] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3704 [22:09] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|: any comments before I go? :)
#3705 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel its sideways.
#3706 [22:10] <TheNytangel> I got to burn wood in one of my classes, and that's what I did
#3707 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> lacking the fuse...
#3708 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> and lackign the depth on the logo :P
#3709 [22:10] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|: I would have done more detail, but didn't have enough time to do that and the stuff we were doing in class
#3710 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> heh
#3711 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> otherwise its ok :3
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#3713 [22:10] <langkid1> :O I didn't know this chanel existed
#3714 [22:10] <TheNytangel> Ok, I'm going
#3715 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> and you somehow multiplied the lineson the top
#3716 [22:11] <langkid1> thought that it was just #mchelpp
#3717 [22:11] <langkid1> thought that it was just #mchelpp
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#3721 [22:14] <ecksohh> hi, so i have an issue logging in with the .exe - i put in my password and username and click login, then i get 'logging in...' and it just hangs
#3722 [22:14] <ecksohh> username and password are correct, they work on minecraft.net
#3723 [22:14] <_Effect> ecksohh: Try deleting and redownloading the .exe
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#3725 [22:15] <Patolord> wait give me your username and pass
#3726 [22:15] <Patolord> i ll try to fiz that
#3727 [22:15] <Patolord> fix
#3728 [22:15] <_Effect> Don't do that.
#3729 [22:15] <Patolord> xD
#3730 [22:15] <Patolord> man it was a joke ,it would be such an obvious scam
#3731 [22:15] <ecksohh> lol
#3732 [22:15] <ecksohh> _Effect: done that, no luck
#3733 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> Patolord: do i need to kick you for trolololing?
#3734 [22:15] <Patolord> just a joke..
#3735 [22:16] <_Effect> You never know what kind of idiots we get in here Patolord :P Some people are serious about that.
#3736 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> pat.. there are people stupid enough to do it.
#3737 [22:16] <Patolord> xD ok sorry
#3738 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> and theres lurkers here waiting for the chance to trololololol
#3739 [22:16] * |Kiikun| looks at Wug
#3739 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3740 [22:17] <Patolord> lol
#3741 [22:17] <Patolord> how do i look at someone?
#3742 [22:18] <ecksohh> /me
#3743 [22:18] * _Effect looks at Patolord.
#3743 [22:18] * _Effect thinks Patolord's question was rather cute.
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#3744 [22:19] * Patolord looks at _effect
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#3745 [22:19] * ecksohh claps
#3745 [22:19] * _Effect is insulted by the lack of capitals in his name.
#3745 [22:19] * Patolord facepalm
#3745 [22:20] * AndrewPH /me /me
#3745 [22:20] <ecksohh> lol
#3746 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> yay! KiiTabComp v2 is complete and working! :D
#3747 [22:20] <sammmy> For some reason I keep getting an error when I try to login to my minecraft account. It says, "Oops, unknown username or password." even though I reset my password. :\
#3748 [22:20] <Alexis> My friend has a problem with minecraft, when he signs in, his username or password doesn't work, and he reset his password, but it isn't working...could you please help us?
#3749 [22:21] * sammmy is her ^ friend. XD
#3749 [22:21] <Alexis> It's my friend Sam, right up there
#3750 [22:21] <Wug> Patolord: protip #10: tab completion
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#3752 [22:21] * Wug is keeping track of the number of protips dispensed but not what they are
#3752 [22:22] <Wug> I need to write a protip tracker
#3753 [22:22] <TunaMan345> alrighty so i deleted all the stuff in the.minecraft directory and reinstalled java and the errors are still showing up
#3754 [22:22] <_Effect> I second that Wug
#3755 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> have wugbot spew random protips?
#3756 [22:22] <Wug> I'll have to dig through my znc logs for all of the protips
#3757 [22:22] <Wug> |Kiikun|: lol
#3758 [22:22] <Wug> that would be funny
#3759 [22:22] <|Kiikun|> ;protip
#3760 [22:22] <sammmy> Anyone know what could be wrong with my minecraft account?! D:
#3761 [22:23] <_Effect> It's broken!!
#3762 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> sammmy - Clear browser's cache/temp files, then try again
#3763 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> <WugBot> Protip #42: ALWAYS knwo where your towel is.
#3764 [22:23] <Wug> ;+ protip-10 tab completion is really useful especially when you're dealing with a bunch of miblets.
#3765 [22:23] <WugBot> Done.
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#3767 [22:24] <TunaMan345> |kiikun| the errors are still appearing after i deleted the files and reinstalled java
#3768 [22:24] <montezuma> I installed a mod, it crashed my minecraft so I deleted my .minecraft folder because this has happened before now it says "Could not find the main class: net.minecraft.MinecraftLauncher. Program will exist. Help.
#3769 [22:25] <sammmy> GreyVulpine: cleared out my coookies and that did it. Thanks. ;P
#3770 [22:26] <montezuma> Help ):
#3771 [22:26] * |Kiikun| has gone afk <.<
#3771 [22:27] <_Effect> montezuma: do you run with the website?
#3772 [22:29] <Patolord> what is protip #10 i was afk
#3773 [22:29] <_Effect> [22:21] <@Wug> Patolord: protip #10: tab completion
#3774 [22:29] <Patolord> and what that means? xD
#3775 [22:30] <ecksohh> tab complete
#3776 [22:30] <ecksohh> type ecks then press tab, it will autocomplete to my name
#3777 [22:30] <ecksohh> for example
#3778 [22:30] <montezuma> _Effect yeah I do.
#3779 [22:31] <Patolord> ecksohh: oh
#3780 [22:31] <Patolord> ok thanks
#3781 [22:31] <_Effect> montezuma: you'll want to run the .exe to reinstall your minecraft.
#3782 [22:32] <montezuma> _Effect Minecraft.exe?
#3783 [22:32] <_Effect> Yes!
#3784 [22:32] <montezuma> I tried that ..
#3785 [22:32] <montezuma> ):
#3786 [22:32] <_Effect> You deleted your .minecraft from your appdata, correct?
#3787 [22:33] <montezuma> Yes.
#3788 [22:33] <_Effect> And when you log in with your minecraft.exe, it DOES download something?
#3789 [22:35] <montezuma> Yeah im on google chrome and it give me the option to download it but I click okay then it brings up this thing that says "Could not find the main class: net.minecraft.MinecraftLauncher. Program will exist."
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#3791 [22:36] <DireZyre> Hello? can someone please help me?
#3792 [22:36] <WugBot> DireZyre: (ww) Help you with what?
#3793 [22:36] <DireZyre> it's not a minecraft problem it's actually a site problem
#3794 [22:36] <_Effect> Shoot
#3795 [22:36] <Wug> sammmy: the download launcher is generally better anyway
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#3797 [22:36] <Wug> :client
#3798 [22:36] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#3799 [22:36] <DireZyre> I have recieved over 200 emails from them when i usually onle get 4, its for the watched topics, they keep spamming the hell out of me
#3800 [22:37] <montezuma> _Effect yeah |:
#3801 [22:37] <DireZyre> I even stopped watching them and it keeps spamming me
#3802 [22:37] <_Effect> montezuma: Your client SHOULD work. I don't understand why it wouldnt.
#3803 [22:37] <Wug> DireZyre: if this is a minecraft forum issue then you'd want to ask in #minecraftforums
#3804 [22:38] <Wug> montezuma: you're sure you're downloading the right thing?
#3805 [22:38] <montezuma> _Effect wait whats a client ? lol
#3806 [22:38] <DireZyre> kk ty
#3807 [22:38] <Wug> its supposed to be trying to run from net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3808 [22:38] <_Effect> Client = .exe file
#3809 [22:38] <_Effect> Client = .exe file
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#3811 [22:38] <sammmy> Wug: downwoad wauncher? o.O
#3812 [22:38] <montezuma> Ohh, Yeah I dont know how to re download it.
#3813 [22:38] <_Effect> :client
#3814 [22:38] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#3815 [22:39] <Wug> sammmy: ^
#3816 [22:39] <_Effect> Click the link for the correct one montezuma, download it and run it.
#3817 [22:39] <_Effect> Anyways, I'm out for the night. Night everyone, good luck :)
#3818 [22:40] <montezuma> Okay thanks for the help
#3819 [22:40] <sammmy> Wug: oh you mean the downloaded client
#3820 [22:40] * DireZyre [DireZyre@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3821 [22:40] <sammmy> Wug: well what's wrong with the embeded client
#3822 [22:41] <DireZyre> no one in that room is active...
#3823 [22:41] <Wug> sammmy: it doesnt let you use mods
#3824 [22:41] <Wug> and it forces you to keep a browser open
#3825 [22:41] <sammmy> oh right
#3826 [22:41] <sammmy> but if I use mods than some servers wont work
#3827 [22:42] <Wug> depends on the mods
#3828 [22:42] <sammmy> Wug: I might download it though anyway
#3829 [22:42] <sammmy> however, I HAVE to go
#3830 [22:42] <sammmy> ...play minecraft
#3831 [22:42] <sammmy> XD
#3832 [22:42] <Wug> its exactly the same as the browser one except it doesnt include the browser
#3833 [22:42] <DireZyre> can someone please help me with a forum issue? no one in the other chat is active
#3834 [22:42] <Wug> and it has this neato login screen
#3835 [22:43] <sammmy> Wug: yeah I know, my friend has the downloaded one
#3836 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> DireZyre - Noone here is affiliated with the forums, or hold any sort of authority in it
#3837 [22:43] <sammmy> Wug: true true
#3838 [22:43] <sammmy> I'll do it latter bro
#3839 [22:43] <sammmy> fo sho
#3840 [22:43] <sammmy> ;P
#3841 [22:43] <Wug> GreyVulpine: well
#3842 [22:43] <Wug> GreyVulpine: well
#3843 [22:43] * DireZyre [DireZyre@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3844 [22:44] <Wug> we have maybe 4 forum mods in here
#3845 [22:44] * GreyVulpine coughs and kicks Wug
#3845 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> We have nobody!
#3846 [22:44] <sammmy> peace
#3847 [22:44] <sammmy> peace
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#3849 [22:44] * Wug pokes opeth for seemingly no reason
#3849 [22:44] * Wug pokes lahwran_ for seemingly no reason
#3849 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> The other guy left..
#3850 [22:45] <Wug> yeah I know
#3851 [22:45] <Wug> I'm just poking people for no reason
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#3853 [22:56] <Patolord> how do i download irc to desktop
#3854 [22:58] <zkxs> http://tinyurl.com/68kph4
#3855 [22:58] <Patolord> loooooool
#3856 [22:59] <zkxs> irc is a protocol, like http. I assume you are looking for an irc client.
#3857 [22:59] <Patolord> yea thats what i meant
#3858 [22:59] <Patolord> do you know one?
#3859 [23:00] <zkxs> chatzilla is a free firefox addon
#3860 [23:00] <zkxs> it is pretty decent
#3861 [23:01] <zkxs> xchat is free, but not on windows
#3862 [23:01] <zkxs> mirc is the big one, but you have to buy it
#3863 [23:01] <zkxs> I use xchat on ubuntu
#3864 [23:02] <Patolord> aah ok thanks im using windows firefox so i think i ll try the addon
#3865 [23:02] <zkxs> I used chatzilla for quite a while and didn't have any problems with it.
#3866 [23:02] <zkxs> If for some reason you don't like using your mouse, irssi is completely terminal based
#3867 [23:03] <oldtopman> Patolord: Use xchat-wdk
#3868 [23:03] <Patolord> gosh i like my mouse :)
#3869 [23:03] <Patolord> that works on windowns?
#3870 [23:04] <zkxs> lol, he went poof
#3871 [23:04] <Patolord> xD
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#3873 [23:06] <Patolord> chatzilla restarded my browser -.-'
#3874 [23:06] <Patolord> ted*
#3875 [23:07] <zkxs> addons tend to do that. it is normal
#3876 [23:07] <Patolord> so how the hell i connect to #minecrafthelp with that thing
#3877 [23:07] <zkxs> :) have you figured out how to start it?
#3878 [23:07] <Patolord> i went tools>chatzilla
#3879 [23:07] <Patolord> xD
#3880 [23:08] <zkxs> use the command /server irc.esper.net
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#3882 [23:08] <zkxs> Patolord: after you connect to the server, type /join #minecrafthelp
#3883 [23:08] <IvoryVinyl> Hey I need a little help.
#3884 [23:08] <Patolord> ok and them
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#3886 [23:09] <zkxs> IvoryVinyl: just ask, and someone will help you
#3887 [23:09] <Patolord2> worked?
#3888 [23:09] <zkxs> yep
#3889 [23:09] <Patolord> oh xD
#3890 [23:09] <Patolord> ok i will close this one
#3891 [23:09] <IvoryVinyl> I'm trying to run the .exe file, but nothing happens but a failure noise.
#3892 [23:10] <zkxs> try this:
#3893 [23:10] <zkxs> :ts/launcher > IvoryVinyl
#3894 [23:10] <WugBot> IvoryVinyl: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#3895 [23:10] <WugBot> IvoryVinyl: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#3896 [23:10] <IvoryVinyl> It worked thanks.
#3897 [23:11] <Patolord> what is exactly the diference between web and client chat
#3898 [23:11] <zkxs> Using an actual client gives you more control
#3899 [23:11] <zkxs> You can tweak options, customize stuff, etc
#3900 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Have actual scripts you can write up
#3901 [23:12] <zkxs> chatzilla is kind of weird, cause it is stuck to firefox. But you can close firefox and chatzilla will stay running.
#3902 [23:12] <Patolord> ah ok
#3903 [23:13] * GreyVulpine likes having a dedicated IRC client, so that he can have several networks connected at once, with a few dozen channel windows open
#3903 [23:14] <zkxs> Also, it lets you change your username. A surefire way of detecting IRC noobs is if they are Mibbit@*
#3904 [23:14] <Patolord> aah yea xD
#3905 [23:16] <ecksohh> mirc ftw
#3906 [23:16] <ecksohh> still hanging on logging in :(
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#3908 [23:18] <Patolord> i pinged myself and it took longer than other people o.o
#3909 [23:18] <zkxs> !ping
#3910 [23:18] <GreyBot> zkxs Your Ping time was 0.406 seconds.
#3911 [23:19] <onix> i just bought minecraft and I tried several times to download the game but it keeps telling me that ''Failed to launch", I also downloaded the Java 6 but still can't open the game. Please HELP!!!!!
#3912 [23:20] <zkxs> :ts/launcher > onix
#3913 [23:20] <WugBot> onix: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#3914 [23:20] <WugBot> onix: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#3915 [23:20] <Wug> onix: uninstall any versions of java you have and install only the recommended one
#3916 [23:20] <Wug> :j
#3917 [23:20] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#3918 [23:21] <zkxs> Wug: I find it humorous that about half the people I tell to install the ts/launcher leave happily after it works with no errors ;)
#3919 [23:21] <Wug> btw I have mentioned to jerb that the client would be better if it had an option to save a log and he has agreed
#3920 [23:21] <Wug> so we might be able to expect that in the next week or two
#3921 [23:21] <zkxs> that would be awfully nice
#3922 [23:22] <Wug> <zkxs> Also, it lets you change your username. A surefire way of detecting IRC noobs is if they are Mibbit@*
#3923 [23:22] * Wug uses mibbit sometimes
#3923 [23:22] <Wug> usually to troll
#3924 [23:22] <zkxs> lol
#3925 [23:22] <Wug> I pretended to be a miblet the other day and fooled gravy and jovet at the same time
#3926 [23:22] * Wug is a good troll
#3926 [23:22] <zkxs> lol, they are new though
#3927 [23:23] <Wug> gravy is not new
#3928 [23:23] <Wug> he's been here longer than I have
#3929 [23:23] <zkxs> oh, jovet is. guilty by association
#3930 [23:23] <Wug> considerably longer in fact
#3931 [23:23] <Wug> jovet is new here but I suspect he has been using IRC for years
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#3933 [23:24] <zkxs> "Back in my day, we didn't have clients. We used telnet. PONG"
#3934 [23:25] <Wug> I connect with telnet for the lulz
#3935 [23:25] <zkxs> I was fooled by a clone once, then I installed a (rather poorly written) clone detecting script
#3936 [23:25] <Wug> I'm going to add that to wugbot
#3937 [23:25] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug
#3937 [23:26] <Wug> does gravy ping you or something
#3938 [23:26] <Wug> or are you just diligent :P
#3939 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Wug had a different hostmask, didn't trigger my clone detection script
#3940 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> I'm always here...
#3941 [23:26] <Wug> no you're not
#3942 [23:26] * GreyVulpine ninja-vanishes again
#3942 [23:26] <Wug> theres plenty of times I ding you and you're sleeping or summat
#3943 [23:26] <Wug> usually at 5:30am
#3944 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Pfft.
#3945 [23:27] <Wug> feh.
#3946 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Though I should probably head off here pretty soon
#3947 [23:27] <Jovet> how old are 'ya Grey?
#3948 [23:27] <Wug> you need a bouncer
#3949 [23:27] <zkxs> I use IRC over telnet from school sometimes. Mainly just to mess with the people sitting next to me. Of course, I do 'color 0a' first.
#3950 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Out of college, looking for work.
#3951 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Actually got a job interview in the morning.
#3952 [23:27] <Jovet> so mid 20s?
#3953 [23:27] * GreyVulpine nods
#3953 [23:27] <Jovet> you don't need to sleep, then. pugh.
#3954 [23:27] <Wug> then go to bed. those are importants.
#3955 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> I really should. Don't want to be all zombie like at this interview.
#3956 [23:28] <Wug> sleeeeeeeeeep
#3957 [23:28] <zkxs> WHAT!? You don't have to sleep when you get older?
#3958 [23:28] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3958 [23:28] <Wug> what,vox didnt quiet me
#3959 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Hah!
#3960 [23:28] <Wug> ... lol
#3961 [23:28] <Jovet> I always wondered what the Zombies in minecraft were muttering...
#3962 [23:28] <Wug> when was that set
#3963 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> I have no cluuuuuuuuuuue
#3964 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Guess vox still works
#3965 [23:29] <Wug> I've apparently been +q for hours
#3966 [23:29] <Wug> you know what
#3967 [23:29] <onix> thanks a lot Wug, but I still cannot download the game, I'll keep trying tomorrow
#3968 [23:29] <zkxs> I'm angry at notch for changing all of the sounds. I miss Steve's damage grunt
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#3970 [23:30] <Wug> onix: wait
#3971 [23:30] <Wug> you used the launcher that zkxs told you about right?
#3972 [23:30] <zkxs> we should have a log for him now
#3973 [23:30] <Wug> yeah
#3974 [23:30] <JAD77_> So are there any recipes for the lily pads?
#3975 [23:31] <onix> yeah
#3976 [23:31] <Wug> will vox autoremove that
#3977 [23:31] <Wug> it appears not
#3978 [23:31] * Wug runs to tell dopeghoti
#3978 [23:32] * GreyVulpine kicks wug
#3978 [23:32] <zkxs> onix, that version saves a log that should tell us what is wrong.
#3979 [23:32] <zkxs> ?? win/.minecraft
#3980 [23:32] <VoxelHead> win/.minecraft: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3981 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> JAD77_ - No recipe exists.
#3982 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> JAD77_ - It's only available in the swamp biomes
#3983 [23:33] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I'm trying to trick voxelhead into not setting and clearing +q on helpers every 4 minutes
#3984 [23:33] <zkxs> onix: in the .minecraft directory there should be a file called minecraft.log. open that with notepad and give us the contents using pastebin.com
#3985 [23:33] <JAD77_> GreyVulpine - Ok, just ran into them for the first time.
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#3987 [23:33] <Wug> if you were to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you'd be unquieted but not quieted
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#3989 [23:34] <Wug> I asked in ##vox if dopeghoti would make it sticky so it never was set or unset
#3990 [23:35] <zkxs> on non ops, they wouldn't be able to unset themselves using vox, because they would be muted
#3991 [23:36] <Wug> voiced users could speak anyway
#3992 [23:36] <Wug> and you don't have to have op to be able to use voxelhead, you just have to ask DopeGhoti
#3993 [23:36] <Wug> and of course he has to grant you access
#3994 [23:37] <zkxs> Oh, I thought the reason you wanted it to be sticky is so a muted user couldn't have vox unmute them.
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#3996 [23:38] <zkxs> well, I'm not 20 yet so I need to sleep
#3997 [23:38] <Jovet> the young are the ones that don't need sleep :-P
#3998 [23:39] * zkxs runs
#3998 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> ˙sʞןoɟ ʇɥƃıu ˙ɥɐɹɯ
#3999 [23:41] * oldtopmanserver pries GreyVulpine off of the ceiling
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