#1 [00:00] <maestrojed> Jovet do you know where you find the seed number in singleplayer games? I don't see a server.properties file.
#2 [00:00] <Jovet> maestrojed: the seed is stored inthe "level.dat" file. You'll need a "Seed viewer" program, or better still, fire up the game and load that world and press F3 and voila. You can then press F2 to take a screen shot which you'll find in the "Screenshots" folder.
#3 [00:01] <maestrojed> Jovet you rock, thx
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#5 [00:01] <sockmister> hi there i cant run minecraft
#6 [00:02] <Jovet> I have my moments, thanks.
#7 [00:02] <sockmister> what
#8 [00:02] <Jovet> kendle: I can't remember off the top of my head how, but if you go into the options panel there should be a setting for it. I can't remember if that's the one with "link scanning" but if you see that shut it off too.
#9 [00:03] <Jovet> sockmister: eggzacktlee.
#10 [00:03] <kendle> ok
#11 [00:03] <sockmister> can someone help me run minecraft
#12 [00:03] <WugBot> sockmister: (ww) Help you with what?
#13 [00:04] <Jovet> sockmister: Please elaborate on what problems you're experiencing. Be as specific as possible.
#14 [00:04] <sockmister> it says it cant find an open GL or something
#15 [00:04] <Jovet> sockmister: please follow these instructions you're about to see.
#16 [00:04] <Jovet> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#17 [00:04] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#18 [00:04] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#19 [00:05] <kendle> yes, i did all of that but it still has the black screen, some people say to delete my bin folder is that true
#20 [00:05] <sockmister> yeah i dont know how to do that
#21 [00:06] <Jovet> kendle: well I suppose you can try but I'm betting you don't have much in there yet.
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#23 [00:06] <Jovet> sockmister: follow the instructions, one at a time. Hold down the Windows key, tap R and then in the box enter: dxdiag (and press Enter)
#24 [00:08] <sockmister> ok i have done that
#25 [00:08] <Jovet> sockmister: did it ask you "yes" or "no" ? if so click Yes.
#26 [00:09] <sockmister> yeah i have done that
#27 [00:09] <Jovet> sockmister: alright once it's all loaded, click "Save All Information..." and save the file to your Desktop.
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#29 [00:09] <kendle> what ever happened to that other windows download where it said that if that doesn't work try the .exe one.
#30 [00:09] <Jovet> kendle: eh?
#31 [00:10] <kendle> there was 2
#32 [00:10] <Jovet> kendle: do 'ya mean the other way around? the .exe one works for most people.
#33 [00:10] <kendle> yeah
#34 [00:10] <kendle> that 1
#35 [00:10] <kendle> but i cant find it anymore
#36 [00:10] <kendle> theres only just 1
#37 [00:10] <sockmister> i did that
#38 [00:11] <Jovet> kendle: if you click "show all platforms" on the download page, it'll be there.
#39 [00:11] <kendle> is it still available?
#40 [00:11] <kendle> alright
#41 [00:11] <Jovet> sockmister: okay, open up that file you just created on your Desktop by dbl-clicking it.
#42 [00:11] <sockmister> ok
#43 [00:12] <sockmister> i have done that
#44 [00:12] <Jovet> sockmister: press Ctrl+A to select the whole file, and then Ctrl+C to Copy it.
#45 [00:13] <kendle> theres just Minecraft_server.exe
#46 [00:13] <kendle> and the windows one
#47 [00:13] <sockmister> ok i have done that
#48 [00:13] <kendle> its just the same 1
#49 [00:13] <kendle> theres no other 1
#50 [00:13] <kendle> wait let me tell that again
#51 [00:14] <Jovet> sockmister: now point your web browser at http://pastebin.com
#52 [00:14] <sockmister> do i open that website
#53 [00:14] <Jovet> sockmister: yes
#54 [00:15] <sockmister> ok i have opened that now what
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#56 [00:15] <Jovet> sockmister: Once there, click on the big box on that screen, and press Ctrl+V. Then click the Submit button below. Once it takes you to the next page, go to the Addrses bar, select it, press Ctrl+C again, and then in this chat window press Ctrl+V and Enter.
#57 [00:15] <DSdavidDS> I am looking for a site for my server where I can make a quiz for users to take and if they get a certain amount correct, they get password
#58 [00:15] <kendle> when I clicked on the show all playforms there was still no sight of the .exe in the windows section. then i scrolled down on the multiplayer section and there was the Minecraft_server.exe
#59 [00:15] <Jovet> DSdavidDS: code it yourself.
#60 [00:15] <DSdavidDS> I am here to ask for suggestions...not to code it myself...
#61 [00:16] <sockmister> http://pastebin.com/SPMbiw2K
#62 [00:16] <Jovet> DSdavidDS: I don't have any suggestions. If you stick around someone else might.
#63 [00:16] <DSdavidDS> okay
#64 [00:16] <sockmister> there i put the website up
#65 [00:17] <Jovet> sockmister: thanks, I'm looking at it
#66 [00:17] <sockmister> ok
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#68 [00:18] <Jovet> kendle: download this Launcher to your Desktop and then dbl-click it to run it: http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#69 [00:18] <sockmister> what do i do know
#70 [00:18] <DSdavidDS> anyone? quiz service
#71 [00:18] <Jovet> sockmister: you wait for me to get back to you.
#72 [00:18] <Jovet> sockmister: is this a laptop by chance?
#73 [00:19] <sockmister> yes why
#74 [00:19] <Jovet> sockmister: just wondering. Desktops are easier to upgrade. :P
#75 [00:19] <sockmister> ok
#76 [00:20] <sockmister> but will u still be able to upgrade this
#77 [00:20] <kendle> it still does not work
#78 [00:21] <Jovet> kendle: that is okay; did it do the same thing?
#79 [00:21] <kendle> yes
#80 [00:22] <Jovet> sockmister: not likely. It looks like there may be a slightly newer graphics driver you could try, but I'm a bit skeptical it will make much difference. Your computer is probably just too old to run Minecraft. If you want to try it, you can download this: http://tinyurl.com/7pol7ry
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#82 [00:23] <Jovet> kendle: Look in your %appdata%\.minecraft folder for a file called "Minecraft.log" . If you have file extensions hidden, turn them on by going to "Tools" and then "Folder Options..." and then the "View" tab and turning off "Hide file extensions..." and then OK.
#83 [00:23] <sockmister> ok i will try that
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#85 [00:24] <sockmister> ok it is downloading now
#86 [00:25] <rikitycrikt> I'm sure you get this a million times a day...I just purchased minecraft but when I try to login it says, "Login failed" and only gives me the option to play offline. The website says I have premium. Ideas?
#87 [00:25] <Jovet> sockmister: don't install that quite yet, but it's okay to let it download
#88 [00:25] <kendle> yes, im sorry but i cant find it
#89 [00:25] <kendle> im up to the bit
#90 [00:25] <Jovet> kendle: look in the bin folder, I forget where it is supposed to go.
#91 [00:26] <sockmister> yes its downloading but i havent installed it it might take 1hr to download
#92 [00:26] <Jovet> rikitycrikt: make sure your username and password you're entering are correct.
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#94 [00:27] <Har_Har> !check muslimcraft.no-ip.org
#95 [00:27] <Har_Har> Yess :)
#96 [00:27] <Har_Har> no-ip works :)
#97 [00:28] <Jovet> ...
#98 [00:28] <kendle> i did all that and checked in the bin but nothing
#99 [00:28] <kendle> i have not played the game yet
#100 [00:28] <Jovet> hmmmm
#101 [00:28] <kendle> im still on the run part
#102 [00:28] <kendle> i click run the it comes up with login page
#103 [00:28] <kendle> then i click login... then black screen'
#104 [00:29] <Jovet> kendle: what happens when you click "Options" instead of "Log in" and then click on "Force Update" ?
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#106 [00:29] <rikitycrikt> I'm so sorry, I'm an idiot. I had my email address in the username...
#107 [00:29] <kendle> i have done that but still nothing
#108 [00:30] <Jovet> rikitycrikt: LOL... it's okay
#109 [00:30] <rikitycrikt> Next question and then I'm out of your hair. What's the quickest way to find a fun multiplayer map to play with others?
#110 [00:30] <xizuo123> does any1 know why no pokemobs are spawning naturally in my old minecraft world? (ive watched vids and pokemobs are meant to spawn in old worlds)
#111 [00:31] <xizuo123> *arent
#112 [00:31] <Jovet> ??> rikitycrikt smp/serverlist
#113 [00:31] <rikitycrikt> smp/serverlist
#114 [00:31] <xizuo123> ?
#115 [00:31] <Jovet> ?? smp/serverlist
#116 [00:31] <xizuo123> wat?
#117 [00:31] <Jovet> grrrr that used to work
#118 [00:31] <xizuo123> ????????
#119 [00:32] <Jovet> rikitycrikt: you can try the #smp channel by entering: /join #smp in this text box. There are also several websites you can find by Googling.
#120 [00:32] <kendle> do u have that second download for windows that you could send me coz i cant find it
#121 [00:32] <Jovet> kendle: hang on please
#122 [00:32] <xizuo123> r u talking to me?
#123 [00:32] <sockmister> when it downloads what will it do
#124 [00:33] <rikitycrikt> Thanks so much for the help!
#125 [00:33] <kendle> ok
#126 [00:33] <Jovet> xizuo123: when I prefix a message with your username :P
#127 [00:34] <Jovet> sockmister: it won't do anything until you tell it to.
#128 [00:34] <xizuo123> does any1 know why no pokemobs are spawning naturally in my old minecraft world? (ive watched vids and pokemobs are meant to spawn in old worlds)
#129 [00:35] <Jovet> kendle: right-click an empty spot on your Desktop and select "New" then "Text Document". Name it "Minecraft.bat" (without quotes). Once that's created, dbl-click it to open it and put this text in the file: http://pastebin.com/AJuppZNv
#130 [00:35] <Jovet> kendle: (the text on that page, that is)
#131 [00:35] <Jovet> xizuo123: what is a pokemob? Some Mod that puts friggin Pokemon in Minecraft?
#132 [00:35] <xizuo123> r u talking to me the whole time jovet?
#133 [00:36] * Jovet bangs head on desk.
#133 [00:36] <xizuo123> me?
#134 [00:36] <xizuo123> YES JOVEZT
#135 [00:36] <xizuo123> Soory didnt cap know
#136 [00:37] <Jovet> xizuo123: Sorry we don't really help with Mods here. If you need help try contacting the person who made the Mod or looking at its homepage or forum page.
#137 [00:37] <xizuo123> OMG
#138 [00:37] <xizuo123> dam
#139 [00:37] <xizuo123> sorry
#140 [00:37] <xizuo123> bYe -_-
#141 [00:37] <xizuo123> bYe -_-
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#143 [00:38] <Jovet> next person that talks to me in txtspk gets /ignored
#144 [00:38] <kendle> it didnt work...
#145 [00:39] <Jovet> kendle: "it" = ?
#146 [00:39] <kendle> would it be easier if i just buy a new machine
#147 [00:39] <kendle> the text document
#148 [00:40] <sockmister> i mean after i install it and stuff
#149 [00:40] <Jovet> kendle: I haven't told you to do anything with it other than Paste that contents into it. Did you save it? Did you try to run it?
#150 [00:40] <kendle> yes i saved it
#151 [00:41] <kendle> nd yes it does not work
#152 [00:41] <Jovet> kendle: what happens when you double-click on it?
#153 [00:41] <kendle> it comes up with the info i typed in
#154 [00:42] <Jovet> kendle: ahh, I guess you didn't see my thing about making file extensions visible. Hang on.
#155 [00:42] <kendle> ok
#156 [00:43] <Jovet> kendle: Go to "File" then "Save As..." and save it to your Desktop with the name: "Minecraft.bat" (WITH quotes!)
#157 [00:44] <Jovet> sockmister: hopefully it puts newer graphics card drivers on there. But don't run it without checking with me first.
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#159 [00:45] <sockmister> ok sweet well its got 51 mins left
#160 [00:45] <Jovet> sockmister: is your internet connection slow?
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#163 [00:47] <Kodiac> Hi everyone, i would like to know if craftbukkit 0.0.1 is recommended to use/stable?
#164 [00:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kodiac: /join #bukkit
#165 [00:48] <Kodiac> ok thanks
#166 [00:49] <Jovet> how are you tonight Kiikun?
#167 [00:49] <sockmister> yeah kinda why
#168 [00:49] <Jovet> sockmister: just wondered since I downloaded it in 40 seconds.
#169 [00:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Jovet: im grumbling at the uplink bbs for not having enough jobs for me to do :/
#170 [00:50] <Jovet> Kiikun: uplink BBS jobs eh? wha?
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#172 [00:50] <sockmister> hahahah sorry
#173 [00:51] <Jovet> sockmister: are you on dialup?
#174 [00:51] * |Kiikun|Janus| DOESNT want to hack social security database!
#174 [00:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Jovet: uplink = hacker simulation game in the current humble bundle
#175 [00:51] <Jovet> Kiikun: sorry that went way over my head. haha
#176 [00:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Jovet: http://www.humblebundle.com/ Get!
#177 [00:52] <sockmister> i dont know it has a little box
#178 [00:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sockmister: does the box plug into the tv cable or the telephone line? or no line at all?
#179 [00:53] <sockmister> none
#180 [00:53] <Jovet> sockmister: are you in a metropolitan area or bush country?
#181 [00:53] * |Kiikun|Janus| thinks its metro-wifi
#181 [00:54] <sockmister> bush
#182 [00:54] <Jovet> sockmister: ahh that explains it. (The middle of nowhere. ;) )
#183 [00:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ooooooooooohhhh...
#184 [00:54] * |Kiikun|Janus| hacks VoxelHead and installs Revelation v1.0
#184 [00:55] <sockmister> hahahah yeah
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#186 [00:56] <Jovet> sockmister: well remember, I don't think that download will help much, but I could be wrong. I think your computer is just too old.
#187 [00:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Jovet: ati drivers? just havign him gett the driver or the whole suite?
#188 [00:57] <Jovet> Kiikun: http://pastebin.com/SPMbiw2K
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#190 [00:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ew.... gma...
#191 [00:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bleh.. 1gb... useable... but the 1.33ghz is probably gonna hurt
#192 [00:58] <Jovet> yeah :-/
#193 [00:58] <Jovet> yeah :-/
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#196 [00:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> now who went an made a cricket out of wood, then let it get all rickety?
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#199 [01:25] <PerfectPhoenix> There's a slight problem I have with my Minecraft. I cannot connect to a friend's server. I've connected multiple times, and now it won't even find anything on the server. Why is this?
#200 [01:26] <Jovet> PerfectPhoenix: if your friend setup port forwarding to his computer's IP on his internal network, it's possible his computer's IP has changed.
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#202 [01:28] <PerfectPhoenix> It connected before though
#203 [01:29] <Jovet> PerfectPhoenix: yeah, and your IP can change when he restarts his computer or it naturally expires.
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#206 [01:32] <Jovet> PerfectPhoenix: so have him check that first.
#207 [01:33] <PerfectPhoenix> Oh, okay then
#208 [01:33] <PerfectPhoenix> Thanks
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#214 [01:40] <sockmister> i need help
#215 [01:41] <sockmister> jovet
#216 [01:42] <Jovet> sockmister: didit finish?
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#218 [01:43] <sockmister> nearly it has downloaded 20 out of 29 i just wanted to get u so when it does
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#220 [01:47] <sockmister> what are the chances that it will work
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#222 [01:48] <PiggyJJz> erm anyone here?
#223 [01:49] <Jovet> aye
#224 [01:50] <Jovet> sockmister: less than 10%
#225 [01:50] <PiggyJJz> my friend and i was trying to play this mod http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/780480-100-invasion-mod-v075-so-you-think-your-base-is-tough-do-you/ on a minecraft server but whenever we tried crafting the stuffs .. the moment we pick up it ,we dc
#226 [01:51] <PiggyJJz> oh and we are using the minecraft_server from minecraft.net
#227 [01:51] <PiggyJJz> not sure if it works .. its our first time hosting server with mod
#228 [01:51] <sockmister> ohhh dam it
#229 [01:51] <PiggyJJz> so..anyone know why it the mod did not work? or do i need to use bukkit?
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#231 [01:53] <PiggyJJz> anyone? :(
#232 [01:53] <Jovet> hi
#233 [01:53] <PiggyJJz> jovet, do u know how to run this http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/780480-100-invasion-mod-v075-so-you-think-your-base-is-tough-do-you/ mod on a server?
#234 [01:54] <PiggyJJz> coz its seems to me that whenever i put the server files into minecraft_server.jar .. the server somewhat did not like "activate" the mod
#235 [01:56] <Jovet> PiggyJJz: nope, I don't.
#236 [01:56] <Jovet> PiggyJJz: This channel does not usually offer support for Mods. Try asking in #bukkit.
#237 [01:56] <PiggyJJz> oh ok thanks
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#239 [01:56] <Jovet> PiggyJJz: If that doens't help, post for help on the forum where you got it.
#240 [02:02] <sockmister> hey its nearly done
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#242 [02:04] <sockmister> jovet its done
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#244 [02:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> PiggyJJz: your tryign to use a mod... did you mod the server atleast?
#245 [02:06] <PiggyJJz> yes i did
#246 [02:06] <sockmister> its done jovet
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#248 [02:06] <PiggyJJz> the i donwloaded the sdk's modleadersmp server and ivnasion mod server and extracted them into minecrafT_server.jar
#249 [02:07] <Jovet> sockmister: do you know how to create a Restore point?
#250 [02:07] <PiggyJJz> but the it seems to me that the server is not "activating" the mod
#251 [02:07] <PiggyJJz> its like the files are in there but the server did not run it
#252 [02:07] <sockmister> nope
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#254 [02:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> PiggyJJz: ok so you atleast followed the directions. you shoudl do as Jovet sugested then. read more of the thread or ask for help in it. we dont provide mod support.
#255 [02:10] <sockmister> do u need to do that
#256 [02:10] <PiggyJJz> the thing is .. my minecraft forum's acc isint actiavted
#257 [02:10] <PiggyJJz> i cant find where to put the activation code
#258 [02:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> PiggyJJz: what code? you just register.
#259 [02:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> holy fcsk! bill nye on stargate atlantist!
#260 [02:11] <Jovet> PiggyJJz: if you get an email saying to confirm your activation, click the link.
#261 [02:12] <PiggyJJz> i clicked and it sent me to the main page of mc forums
#262 [02:12] <PiggyJJz> but my acc is still not activated
#263 [02:12] <PiggyJJz> and when iclicked resend activation code .. it sends me to the registration page
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#265 [02:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> PiggyJJz: /join #minecraftforums and ask them about getting your account reged
#266 [02:21] <Jovet> meow.
#267 [02:22] * |Kiikun|Janus| gets the shaver.
#267 [02:22] <Jovet> ...
#268 [02:22] <Jovet> 30 days up? hah
#269 [02:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
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#271 [02:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 30 days?
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#273 [02:23] <Jovet> thought maybe you were doing the "not shaving the whole month of November in support of guys wiht prostate cancer" thing. whatever that's called, I forget.
#274 [02:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no. :P
#275 [02:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> im just a lazyass shaver.
#276 [02:23] <Jovet> hah, me too.
#277 [02:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i shave when it starts bugging me
#278 [02:24] <Jovet> do what I do, grow a beard. hah
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#280 [02:28] <sockmister> jovet im back
#281 [02:28] <Jovet> wb
#282 [02:28] <Jovet> remember the dxdiag thing we did before?
#283 [02:28] <sockmister> yea
#284 [02:28] <Jovet> I want 'ya to do it again
#285 [02:28] <sockmister> ok
#286 [02:29] <Jovet> remember how?
#287 [02:29] <sockmister> yep
#288 [02:29] <sockmister> i have done it
#289 [02:29] <Jovet> good good
#290 [02:29] <sockmister> now wat
#291 [02:30] <Jovet> do the "Save all Information" and save to the desktop and copy/paste it to PAsteBin again all like before
#292 [02:31] <sockmister> how do u select it all
#293 [02:31] <Jovet> Ctrl+A
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#295 [02:32] <sockmister> http://pastebin.com/nTrz185h there is the link
#296 [02:33] <Jovet> alright, it did upgrade it. Try MC again, and see if it says something different.
#297 [02:34] <sockmister> ok
#298 [02:34] <Chris> !check mc.fizzcraft.com
#299 [02:34] <Chris> o.O
#300 [02:36] <sockmister> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/1/11 5:36 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.2_01 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_
#301 [02:37] <Jovet> sockmister: yeah please don't paste into the chat channel like that. That's what we use PasteBin for. :)
#302 [02:37] <sockmister> oh sorry why
#303 [02:38] <Jovet> sockmister: several reasons, main one being if everyone pastes their life story then nobody will be able to read anything because it will scroll too fast.
#304 [02:38] <Jovet> sockmister: and yeah, I'm afraid you're out of luck.... your laptop is too old. Do you have access to a newer computer?
#305 [02:38] <sockmister> oh sorry but yeah that wat it comes up with
#306 [02:39] <sockmister> i am getting a new one soon
#307 [02:40] <sockmister> ok thx anyway
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#309 [02:46] <Chris> !check mc.fizzcraft.com
#310 [02:46] <Chris> thats better :P
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#313 [02:50] <dheatess> heya, my minecraft speeds up, I dunno why, I run it on firefox
#314 [02:51] <Jovet> dheatess: speeds up? like, you're playing, and all of a sudden it gets faster and you run fast and etc?
#315 [02:51] <dheatess> yes, exactly
#316 [02:51] <Jovet> dheatess: are you using version 1.0.0?
#317 [02:51] <dheatess> of what? minecraft or firefox?
#318 [02:51] <dheatess> or java?
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#320 [02:52] <Jovet> dheatess: Minecraft
#321 [02:52] <dheatess> erm, I dont know where to look for it =/
#322 [02:53] <Jovet> dheatess: on the main menu of Minecraft, lower left corner. OR in teh middle of the game, press F3.
#323 [02:54] <dheatess> I'm using firefox, minecraft classic
#324 [02:54] <Jovet> dheatess: ahh. well that's a bug when the computer's clock is changed while the game is running.
#325 [02:54] <dheatess> so how do I solve it?
#326 [02:55] <Jovet> dheatess: well, don't let your computer's time change while you're playing the game. Or buy it, that is fixed in the released version.
#327 [02:55] <Jovet> dheatess: it shoudln't be a big deal though, the effect should fade away after a few seconds.
#328 [02:55] <dheatess> effects last til I restart my pc
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#330 [03:01] <dheatess> thanks jovet, I disabled the online sync of my clock, and it worked
#331 [03:01] <Jovet> grrr hate when I don't press Enter
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#345 [04:00] <_303> ops: Defecado is the mexican racist spammer of old
#346 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> !kb Defecado
#347 [04:01] * GreyBot kicked Defecado from #minecrafthelp (Reason: efecado :<Kicks:865>)
#348 [04:01] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#349 [04:01] <_303> \o/
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#353 [04:09] <Chris> !check 204.145.81.114:25571
#354 [04:11] <Chris> !check 204.145.81.114
#355 [04:14] <CaelThunderwing> chris, so irt doesnt come to spamming. you can PM AuBot and still use !check
#356 [04:14] <CaelThunderwing> *it
#357 [04:14] <Chris> sorry xD
#358 [04:15] <CaelThunderwing> s'ok
#359 [04:15] <Chris> I always forget which of the numerous bots do it :P
#360 [04:15] <CaelThunderwing> i just had to replace my server's Hard drive,
#361 [04:16] <CaelThunderwing> woke up to family here saying " your server's making a weird noise" got out and i heard both 200GB HDD's clicking ;-;
#362 [04:17] <Chris> that sucks
#363 [04:17] <CaelThunderwing> the Joys of older hardware,
#364 [04:17] <CaelThunderwing> slapped a new 750GB HDD.
#365 [04:18] <CaelThunderwing> which is a bonus, as it's a WDS Server,
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#367 [04:21] <CaelThunderwing> only if i could afford monthly hosting..
#368 [04:22] * CaelThunderwing has a *angry face* FFFFFFFF moment
#368 [04:22] <CaelThunderwing> hopefully i can still retrie my Keys from dreamspark X_X
#369 [04:23] <CaelThunderwing> i must of deleted the text file that had the OS's CD Key, this is turning out to be a wonderfull morning X_X
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#371 [04:25] <CaelThunderwing> Phew..
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#379 [05:00] <JavaGuest117> hello
#380 [05:00] <Felix3008> im felix3008
#381 [05:00] <Felix3008> i think i was hacked
#382 [05:01] <Felix3008> can you please help me
#383 [05:01] <WugBot> Felix3008: (ww) Help you with what?
#384 [05:01] <TheNoodle> Felix3008, how so?
#385 [05:02] <Felix3008> my account on minecrafat.net was hacked, i cant l,ogin anymore
#386 [05:02] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#387 [05:02] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#388 [05:03] <Felix3008> yes but the hacker also changed the e-mail adrress
#389 [05:04] <TheNoodle> Given that it is currently impossible to change the email address associated with the account through minecraft.net...
#390 [05:04] <TheNoodle> Meh, go through http://minecraft.net/support
#391 [05:05] <Felix3008> ok i had panic
#392 [05:06] <Felix3008> i think its a serverwide lag that i cant login, because my friend cant login either
#393 [05:07] <Felix3008> on both of his accounts
#394 [05:07] * TheNoodle shrugs
#394 [05:07] * |Kiikun|Janus| just logged in.
#394 [05:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> also.. funny: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/637
#395 [05:08] * |Kiikun|Janus| goes to SLEEP now!!!!
#395 [05:08] <Felix3008> its 11 am at my place
#396 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 5am. alarms at 7. work at 8
#397 [05:09] <Felix3008> wow arent you hung over then?
#398 [05:12] <TheNoodle> ...wat.
#399 [05:12] <Felix3008> wat da fak?
#400 [05:12] <Felix3008> whatever.
#401 [05:13] <Felix3008> im off, thx for the help. ;)
#402 [05:13] <Felix3008> im off, thx for the help. ;)
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#410 [05:32] <mib_0lr1oz> Hellooo. Just bought mine craft. But when i play the game, i cant seem to dig anything.. ? Not even earth, wood etc. :s
#411 [05:33] <rymate1234> hold down left button
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#413 [05:34] <rymate1234> by that i mean left mouse button
#414 [05:34] <mib_0lr1oz> Hold it down? aha. Let me try.
#415 [05:34] <mib_0lr1oz> Aha! I feel like an idiot.
#416 [05:34] <mib_0lr1oz> : > Thanks!
#417 [05:34] <sdousley> hehe we all start somewhere ;)
#418 [05:35] <rymate1234> ye
#419 [05:35] <rymate1234> i remember my first night
#420 [05:35] <sdousley> remember you will need a pickaxe before you start hitting stone, else you'll get nothing from it ;)
#421 [05:35] <rymate1234> it was in a hole
#422 [05:37] <sdousley> did you cover the hole?
#423 [05:39] <sdousley> guess that answered his question then
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#426 [05:43] <rymate1234> sdousley - ye i covered it
#427 [05:43] <rymate1234> with sand
#428 [05:44] <rymate1234> i learnt that sand fell that night
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#431 [05:56] <Felix3008> hello again
#432 [05:56] <Felix3008> -.-
#433 [05:56] <Felix3008> i still cant login to minecraft.net
#434 [05:57] <rymate1234> lol
#435 [05:57] <Felix3008> i want to change my password, but have a lot of e-mail adresses and i dont know which i used to register on minecraft.net
#436 [05:58] <Felix3008> ;(
#437 [05:59] <Felix3008> please ;( someone
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#439 [06:01] <TheNoodle> :senduser
#440 [06:01] <WugBot> senduser: You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#441 [06:02] <CaelThunderwing> Felix, this isnt for account support the mods/ops/mini-ops and chan op (except if notch ever pops in?) have NO access to Anyone's account,
#442 [06:02] <CaelThunderwing> TheNoodle thats the prob.
#443 [06:02] <CaelThunderwing> he cant recall Which email.
#444 [06:03] <TheNoodle> Not quite true :P
#445 [06:03] * TheNoodle points at mollstam
#445 [06:04] <Felix3008> who can help me / does anyone know notches email-adress :D
#446 [06:06] <TheNoodle> Felix3008, we can't help you. Keep track of your email addresses next time.
#447 [06:06] <Felix3008> that means i have to buy minecraft again and lose my alpha key?
#448 [06:07] <TheNoodle> No, you have to keep track of your email accounts, or go through http://minecraft.net/support
#449 [06:07] <TheNoodle> and even then, not sure it'll help.
#450 [06:08] <Felix3008> it sure wont, im depressed and emo ;(
#451 [06:09] <TheNoodle> /wrists
#452 [06:10] <Felix3008> what is /wrists ?
#453 [06:13] <TheNoodle> think about it :p
#454 [06:16] <Felix3008> im off, german lessons :o
#455 [06:16] <Felix3008> im off, german lessons :o
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#465 [06:39] <sdousley> rymate1234: d'oh
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#467 [06:40] <rymate1234> lol
#468 [06:43] <sdousley> I cant really remember my first night, think I just dug into a mountain somewhere and went nuts with a pickaxe
#469 [06:43] <rymate1234> lol
#470 [06:46] <sdousley> bthen went on top of the mountain to build my house the next morning.
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#498 [09:02] <clem> hi
#499 [09:02] <clem> i need help purchasing minecraft
#500 [09:04] <tyteen4a03> clem: Yes?
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#504 [09:13] <flabbergaster> hi my minecraft game ive played it many times before java andupdate comes up all the time but no mojang and then it just turns black
#505 [09:16] <clem> people i need help buying minecraft!!
#506 [09:16] <clem> anyone?
#507 [09:17] <rymate1234> evryone is afk
#508 [09:20] <flabbergaster> hello clem are you there
#509 [09:20] * TheNoodle hides
#509 [09:21] <flabbergaster> any one plz tell me why thats happening ill give 1$
#510 [09:22] <DreadLindwyrm> Sorry, I was in another channel.
#511 [09:22] <flabbergaster> plz
#512 [09:22] <flabbergaster> dread
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#514 [09:22] <DreadLindwyrm> I can't give you much advice beyond forcing an update of minecraft and trying to update java to the latest 1.6 version
#515 [09:22] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? getjava
#516 [09:22] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#517 [09:23] <DreadLindwyrm> If that doesn't work, then you'd need someone who can help you with a check of your drivers.
#518 [09:23] <flabbergaster> i have java ill try agian c u soon
#519 [09:23] <clem> yeah
#520 [09:23] <clem> i have tried 3 credit cards
#521 [09:23] <clem> and all of them doesnt work
#522 [09:24] <clem> i tried paypal as well
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#524 [09:24] <clem> is there any other place i can purchase minecraft?
#525 [09:24] <TheNoodle> clem, what country do you live in?
#526 [09:24] <clem> australia
#527 [09:24] <TheNoodle> And no, there is no where else to purchase minecraft where you won't get ripped off.
#528 [09:24] <flabbergaster> no other place
#529 [09:24] <TheNoodle> Which bank?
#530 [09:24] <clem> there is no limit on all credit cards
#531 [09:24] <clem> commonwealth
#532 [09:24] <TheNoodle> Debit or credit?
#533 [09:24] <clem> i tried both
#534 [09:24] <clem> doesnt work
#535 [09:25] <TheNoodle> Their credit cards have a block on international transactions.
#536 [09:25] <clem> errr really?
#537 [09:25] <clem> how do i unblock them
#538 [09:25] <TheNoodle> I'd suggest creating a paypal account: http://paypal.com.au and linking your debit card to the account.
#539 [09:25] <clem> yeah thats what i did
#540 [09:25] <clem> but it still didnt work
#541 [09:25] <clem> wtf right
#542 [09:25] <TheNoodle> You linked the account?
#543 [09:25] <clem> yeap
#544 [09:26] <flabbergaster> if this works im goana hack those who wana hack minecraft
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#546 [09:26] <TheNoodle> flabbergaster, stop embarrasing yourself.
#547 [09:27] <TheNoodle> In that case clem I'd contact paypal support.
#548 [09:27] <clem> umm
#549 [09:27] <clem> yeah okay
#550 [09:27] <clem> you mind buying them for me?
#551 [09:27] <clem> XD we can get an admin
#552 [09:27] <TheNoodle> Clem, that's your client screwing up, you're actually getting muted.
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#554 [09:27] <TheNoodle> (For writing over too many lines)
#555 [09:28] <TheNoodle> While I can purchase minecraft accounts and sell giftcodes, I do not advise doing so.
#556 [09:28] <clem> sorry - -
#557 [09:28] <clem> where else can i at least purchase gift codes
#558 [09:28] <TheNoodle> You can't
#559 [09:29] <TheNoodle> That's the problem, if you purchase a giftcode the selling can reverse the transaction
#560 [09:29] <TheNoodle> Which means they get the money back and you lose the account.
#561 [09:29] <clem> oh i get it now
#562 [09:29] <nickfromgreek> they are calle scammers :P
#563 [09:29] <nickfromgreek> called8
#564 [09:29] <TheNoodle> So while you can buy a giftcode from me you're essentially trusting me.
#565 [09:29] <clem> ..
#566 [09:30] <clem> can we get like an admin to middleman this transaction?
#567 [09:30] <TheNoodle> Still, I've been here for around 4 and a half months, I'm not about to ruin my rep here for such a small amount of money.
#568 [09:31] <TheNoodle> While I won't use a middleman because of the transfer fees and hassle they're welcome to ban me if I screw you.
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#574 [09:34] <DreadLindwyrm> You'd also have to trust the admin.
#575 [09:34] <TheNoodle> True :p
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#579 [09:44] <DrDubstep> I need some help
#580 [09:44] <DrDubstep> I ve bought a Minecraft about 3mounths ego
#581 [09:44] <DrDubstep> now I am loged in and I don't have My minecraft
#582 [09:44] <DrDubstep> why?
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#584 [09:44] <TheNoodle> Where have you logged in?
#585 [09:45] <DrDubstep> on search engine
#586 [09:45] <bobberwobber> hi all
#587 [09:45] <TheNoodle> DrDubstep, log in here: http://minecraft.net
#588 [09:45] <TheNoodle> And learn2internet >.>
#589 [09:45] <TheNoodle> Hello bobberwobber.
#590 [09:46] <DrDubstep> i am saing that i've been loged on official website
#591 [09:46] <DrDubstep> and i have no more my premium account
#592 [09:47] <bobberwobber> hey, just insted minecraft, and ive updated everything i know of, and i still get a BWOD :-( any ideas?
#593 [09:47] <TheNoodle> So when you log into that site, why do you believe you do not have a premium account? Also, what is your account name?
#594 [09:48] <TheNoodle> bobberwobber, what's the error?
#595 [09:48] <DrDubstep> my username is apap_mrciol
#596 [09:48] <TheNoodle> !paid apap_mrciol
#597 [09:48] <TheNoodle> Where did you purchase minecraft?
#598 [09:48] <bobberwobber> my java enviro says it "failed to get system properties"
#599 [09:49] <TheNoodle> I mean the blue screen error.
#600 [09:49] <DrDubstep> fuck... i've paid and i've played for about mounth
#601 [09:49] * AuBot kicked DrDubstep from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rDubstep :Please keep it civil.)
#602 [09:49] <TheNoodle> I hate people.
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#604 [09:50] <TheNoodle> DrDubstep, just answer the question.
#605 [09:50] <DrDubstep> what question?
#606 [09:50] <TheNoodle> +TheNoodle : Where did you purchase minecraft?
#607 [09:50] <DrDubstep> on official website
#608 [09:50] <TheNoodle> So let's be clear on minecraft.net?
#609 [09:50] <DrDubstep> yes
#610 [09:51] <TheNoodle> Okay, do you proof of purchase?
#611 [09:51] <DrDubstep> how?
#612 [09:51] <TheNoodle> How did you pay for minecraft?
#613 [09:51] <DrDubstep> i should have email that i've bought?
#614 [09:51] <DrDubstep> by card
#615 [09:51] <bobberwobber> no blue screen error, im on ubuntu. sorry, i should of said
#616 [09:52] <TheNoodle> Sorry bobberwobber, I misread bwod, I'm not even sure how :D
#617 [09:52] <DrDubstep> i didn't log in for a while....i want to back and i can't
#618 [09:52] <DrDubstep> meybe they took away?
#619 [09:53] <TheNoodle> DrDubstep, can you find the credit card statement with a payment to Mojang AB on it?
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#621 [09:54] <bobberwobber> lol it kl, sorry yeah black screen of death and the client gives me a error message after about 40 seconds of nothingness
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#625 [09:55] <TheNoodle> bobberwobber, I can't really help troubleshoot linux errors, I'd suggest pastebinning te error and waiting for someone to come online who can.
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#627 [09:56] <Steven> I can most definitely help with linux errors.
#628 [09:56] <bobberwobber> awwww *expletive* ill keep trawling the fourms then..... cheers anyway, have a good'un
#629 [09:57] <TheNoodle> -_-
#630 [09:57] <Steven> Guess not...
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#632 [10:01] <DrDubstep> i have transaction ID
#633 [10:02] <DrDubstep> is itt ebought?
#634 [10:02] <DrDubstep> enought*
#635 [10:03] <DrDubstep> hallo... is there anyone?
#636 [10:04] <TheNoodle> Okay DrDubstep, from there you need to go to http://minecraft.net/support and answer the questions as if your account has been hacked.
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#639 [10:06] <DrDubstep> but with tto choose? account,payment?
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#642 [10:06] <Steven> Account->hacked
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#646 [10:09] <DrDubstep> and now i have to wait?
#647 [10:09] <DrDubstep> for what? email?
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#649 [10:11] <TheNoodle> Yes.
#650 [10:11] <TheNoodle> This is as much as we can do.
#651 [10:11] <DrDubstep> thx a lot
#652 [10:12] <DrDubstep> u don't know how long i have to wait?
#653 [10:13] <DrDubstep> i've done a mistake... I had a two accounts
#654 [10:13] <DrDubstep> and on this right one there is my bought minecraft
#655 [10:13] <DrDubstep> but what I have to do now?
#656 [10:13] <DrDubstep> because they re thinking that my account is hacked
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#658 [10:16] <DrDubstep> they will not do anything right? if everythink is ok?
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#663 [10:17] <Steven> I am new to the IRC but TheNoodle did say that this is all they can do for now. I would advise you to monitor your inbox for the next 24hrs and see what the E-mail tells you to do.
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#666 [10:22] <Steven> Is pasting outside links allowed?
#667 [10:22] <Steven> Didnt see anything about it in the rules.
#668 [10:23] <DreadLindwyrm> It should be fine provided they're appropriate to what you're doing.
#669 [10:23] <TheNoodle> Assuming it isn't advertising, you're fine.
#670 [10:23] <TheNoodle> SFW content preferrably.
#671 [10:23] <Steven> This is Epic:http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/geeks-lose-minds-recreate-first-level-of-super-mario-land-with/
#672 [10:23] <Steven> Creating mario with MC
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#677 [10:37] <weirdo> please help me
#678 [10:37] <WugBot> weirdo: (ww) Help you with what?
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#681 [10:44] <Wug> ;+ ftgsp Failed to get System Properties: If you see this message, rest assured that it is normal and will not stop minecraft from working properly. Minecraft simply didn't have permission to read your hardware info.;;If it really bugs you that much, run minecraft as an administrator/with sudo.
#682 [10:44] <WugBot> Done.
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#697 [11:27] <bobberwobber> hi all
#698 [11:28] <bobberwobber> anyone who can help with ubuntu errors?
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#700 [11:28] <Shroom> Is anyone having trouble logging in to MineCraft?
#701 [11:31] <RLintz_FSver> Servers, or actual game?
#702 [11:32] <Shroom> The actual game.
#703 [11:32] <Shroom> I keep getting login fails.
#704 [11:32] <Shroom> O.o
#705 [11:32] <Shroom> Says, "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#706 [11:32] <bobberwobber> same here
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#708 [11:41] <sdousley> yeh, I cant get in either
#709 [11:42] <clarjon1> heh
#710 [11:42] <clarjon1> the auth servers are derping again
#711 [11:42] <clarjon1> Just be patient, guys, it'll sort itself out
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#713 [11:43] <Guest59869> hello is the server down again?
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#716 [11:44] <bobberwobber> looks like it guest
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#718 [11:46] <Guest59869> is the the server access regional locked?
#719 [11:46] <Guest59869> i mean can the server be down in gemany and us have access?
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#721 [11:47] <Wug> ;check login.minecraft.net:80
#722 [11:47] <WugBot> login.minecraft.net:80 does not host a minecraft server.
#723 [11:47] <Wug> doesnt look down to me
#724 [11:47] <Wug> NY, US
#725 [11:48] <Guest59869> ok i can't reach this adress i'm from austria
#726 [11:49] <Shroom> I can't reach it and I'm from NC, US.
#727 [11:49] <Guest59869> ok thx now i undestood
#728 [11:50] <Kalijav> hello, are you guys talking about having issue to log in ? :)
#729 [11:50] <Shroom> Yes.
#730 [11:50] <Guest59869> yeah
#731 [11:50] <Kalijav> oh, i'm not the only one then :)
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#733 [11:50] <Guest59869> no its temporary unreachable
#734 [11:50] <mib_37ca6f> I can't connect to minecraft.net
#735 [11:51] <Kalijav> Guest59869: is there some maintenance ?
#736 [11:51] <Guest59869> does anyone know about the official bukkit update?
#737 [11:51] <Wug> probably something of the sort
#738 [11:51] <yh> why cant i connect to minecraft.net?
#739 [11:51] <Wug> it goes down for a while every here and there, check back later today
#740 [11:52] <Wug> yh: because it seems to be down
#741 [11:52] <yh> why wont it work?
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#743 [11:52] <Guest59869> i dont know about i only recognized that its down @kalijav
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#745 [11:53] <Wug> yh: because it seems to be down
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#748 [11:53] <Shroom> I got logged in.
#749 [11:53] <Shroom> Then my flymod and F7 would neither work.
#750 [11:53] <Shroom> So I log back out.
#751 [11:53] <Shroom> And fail again.
#752 [11:53] <yh> Lol
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#754 [11:54] <Hello> Hello
#755 [11:54] <ferdinand> hello?
#756 [11:54] <Guest59869> oh i could login
#757 [11:54] <Hello> why is it down?
#758 [11:54] <Wug> no idea
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#760 [11:54] <ferdinand> is it down cause i cant login?
#761 [11:54] <Hello> how do we play?
#762 [11:54] <Wug> no, you can't login because its down :)
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#764 [11:55] <Wug> play offline
#765 [11:55] <buz_mihai> _hy
#766 [11:55] <ferdinand> i tried to install mods
#767 [11:55] <skull_bounche> When is it coming online again ?
#768 [11:55] <Hello> k
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#770 [11:55] <Seen> Aha, useful channel :) They shoul put that on the bloody site :P
#771 [11:55] <Wug> ferdinand: should still be able to play offline
#772 [11:55] <Kalijav> too bad i foolishely decided to delete my local files, i can't event play offline now XD
#773 [11:55] <ferdinand> i cant even login to minecraft.exe
#774 [11:55] <Wug> ferdinand: play offline
#775 [11:55] <mib_qp734v> why cant i sign in?
#776 [11:55] <buz_mihai> same problem :((
#777 [11:55] <Wug> mib_qp734v: /topic
#778 [11:55] <Wug> buz_mihai: /topic
#779 [11:56] <mib_qp734v> minecraft is down?
#780 [11:56] <Wug> mib_qp734v: /topic
#781 [11:56] <napoleon> i am trying to log in to my premium account and it come's up with 'cant connect to minecraft.net , i try to click play offline and it always says underneath it '(not downloaded)'
#782 [11:56] <buz_mihai> i can't login i delete all and reinstal and don't worck
#783 [11:56] <ferdinand> i cant i deleted minecraft. to re install my mods?
#784 [11:56] <nickfromgreek> http://www.minecraftstatus.net/ here is says minecraft auth server online
#785 [11:56] <Wug> napoleon: /topic
#786 [11:56] <Wug> ferdinand: wait then
#787 [11:56] <ferdinand> ok
#788 [11:56] <Seen> there it says online
#789 [11:56] <Wug> nickfromgreek: it doesnt seem to actually be working
#790 [11:56] <Seen> hehe
#791 [11:56] <Guest59869> ok it works again in austria so ill log out
#792 [11:57] <mib_qp734v> is minecraft down??? please help
#793 [11:57] <Seen> Silly question than, why if I choose play offline and than mp i still see a lot of peeps on servers?
#794 [11:57] <Wug> mib_qp734v: /topic
#795 [11:57] <nickfromgreek> works in euro>greece
#796 [11:57] <Seen> only authenticate server down?
#797 [11:57] <nickfromgreek> to me it works
#798 [11:57] <Wug> Seen: anyone who was already online doesnt get kicked off
#799 [11:57] <Steven> works in US
#800 [11:58] <Wug> it seems to work for me now, perhaps its been fixed
#801 [11:58] <Seen> snif
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#804 [11:58] <skull_bounche> When is it back ?
#805 [11:58] <Seen> well at least a new error now (Login failed) instead of (cant connect to minecraft)
#806 [11:59] <Seen> O, changed PW, my bet, now it works :)
#807 [11:59] <napoleon> how long has it been down for?
#808 [12:00] <nickfromgreek> guys is there a way i can change e-mail because if i get hacked bye bye window
#809 [12:00] <Seen> I cant say, at least 15 minutes for me
#810 [12:00] <skull_bounche> It works for me
#811 [12:00] <skull_bounche> It works for me
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#813 [12:00] <skull_bounche> It's up in norway:D
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#817 [12:04] <mr_sticky> anyone knows a way i can change my e-mail
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#819 [12:05] <dan_jeff> hey im having a problem with the downloaded version of minecraft on my pc it will only let me play offline can anyone help??
#820 [12:05] <Boreeas> mr_sticky: Nope
#821 [12:05] <Boreeas> dan_jeff: What error message do you get?
#822 [12:07] <dan_jeff> it says cannot connect to minecraft.net and i get an option to play offline or try again everytime i try again it keeps saying the same thing
#823 [12:07] <armed> dan_jeff: The login servers are acting up
#824 [12:07] <mr_sticky> dan minecraft is offline
#825 [12:07] <dan_jeff> its been happening eversince i tried to log in a month or two ago while i was working in holland
#826 [12:07] <mr_sticky> a mouth ???
#827 [12:07] <mr_sticky> !!!!
#828 [12:08] <dan_jeff> yea i got back the otherday and dug out all my transaction ids incase i need them
#829 [12:08] <Wug> do you have java 7 installed
#830 [12:08] <dan_jeff> driving me crazy lol yea i got java 7 on
#831 [12:09] <Wug> uninstall it and install java 6
#832 [12:09] <Wug> :j
#833 [12:09] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
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#835 [12:09] <xMattey> Hello
#836 [12:09] <Hello> it back on?
#837 [12:09] <dan_jeff> cheers man ill go and give it a try now
#838 [12:09] <Steven> What texture packs would you guys recommend?
#839 [12:09] <Hello> its anoying
#840 [12:09] <Hello> lb photo realism
#841 [12:09] <Wug> Steven: I use the default one
#842 [12:10] <Hello> minecraft for kids
#843 [12:10] <armed> Sphax
#844 [12:10] <Chat_Owner> hey uys
#845 [12:10] <Chat_Owner> they!
#846 [12:10] <Chat_Owner> they!
#847 [12:10] * Wug >.> ----> Chat_Owner
#847 [12:10] <Chat_Owner> yh?
#848 [12:10] <Chat_Owner> gtg
#849 [12:11] <Boreeas> ;kick Chat_Owner Liar >:(
#850 [12:11] * WugBot kicked Chat_Owner from #minecrafthelp (Reason: hat_Owner :Liar >:()
#851 [12:11] <Shroom> Baaah.
#852 [12:11] <dan_jeff> awesome seems to have sorted again thanks for the help guys
#853 [12:11] <dan_jeff> take it easy
#854 [12:11] <Shroom> I logged out for nothing.
#855 [12:11] <dan_jeff> :)
#856 [12:11] <Shroom> I know why my flymod didn't work now.
#857 [12:11] <Shroom> v.v
#858 [12:12] <Shroom> I did a force update and it recreated the META-INF folder.
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#861 [12:13] <Wug> ;alias new imwatchingyou
#862 [12:13] <WugBot> Blank alias imwatchingyou created.
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#864 [12:14] <Wug> ;alias add imwatchingyou tell %t %n ಠ_ಠ ----> &0
#865 [12:14] <Wug> ;imwatchingyou Boreeas
#866 [12:14] <WugBot> Wug ಠ_ಠ ----> Boreeas
#867 [12:14] <Wug> teehee
#868 [12:15] <keret> Hi. Tries to purchase minecraft for friend on 24th Nov. Got confirmation e.mail and money out of my account but cant get it working. He has put in gift code but it says not valid.
#869 [12:15] <Wug> make sure he'
#870 [12:16] <Wug> make sure he's typing the code exactly as it
#871 [12:16] <Wug> dammit -.-
#872 [12:16] <Wug> make sure he's typing the code exactly as it's written on minecraft.net
#873 [12:16] <keret> he is
#874 [12:16] <Wug> you can view your unused gift codes on your profile page
#875 [12:16] <Wug> what's his account name
#876 [12:17] <keret> jwith4cats
#877 [12:17] <Wug> !paid jwith4cats
#878 [12:17] <Wug> :profile
#879 [12:17] <Wug> ;search profile
#880 [12:17] <WugBot> Matches for "profile": name/change skin
#881 [12:18] <Wug> keret: go here and check the code: http://www.minecraft.net/profile
#882 [12:18] <keret> money has been taken out of my account not his
#883 [12:18] <Wug> ;+ profile Minecraft Account Profile Page: http://www.minecraft.net/profile
#884 [12:18] <WugBot> Done.
#885 [12:18] <Wug> keret: the gift code should be on your profile page then
#886 [12:18] <Wug> if someone has used it it will also say who
#887 [12:19] <Wug> dont tell anyone else the code
#888 [12:19] <keret> ok
#889 [12:19] <Wug> if you posted it somewhere public, then someone may have stolen it
#890 [12:19] <keret> no didnt do that
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#893 [12:22] <keret> got the gift code and type it in ok then when he cloicks redeem it says invalid gift code
#894 [12:22] <Wug> keret: I pm
#895 [12:22] <Wug> FFFUUUU
#896 [12:22] <Wug> keret: I pm'd you, send send something back
#897 [12:23] <Wug> stupid ' being right next to enter key
#898 [12:23] <keret> what does that mean?
#899 [12:23] <Wug> :pm
#900 [12:23] <WugBot> pm: Private messages, or PM's, are sent from one person to another directly, and prevent the main chat from getting clogged. PM's appear, in Mibbit, in tabs on the upper left, labelled by the nickname of the sender.
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#902 [12:27] <mib_9m0pfs> minecraft will always load but then say error (4) fatal null
#903 [12:27] <mr_sticky> mib_9m0pfs try reinstalling it
#904 [12:27] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: Check your firewall
#905 [12:28] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: Do you use avira?
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#907 [12:28] <mib_9m0pfs> i have installed it multiple times is it due to the fact that i have windows xp? I dont know what avira is
#908 [12:29] <Wug> :webchat
#909 [12:29] <Wug> ;search webchat
#910 [12:29] <WugBot> Matches for "webchat": No results
#911 [12:30] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: Avira is an antivirus program
#912 [12:30] <Wug> ;+ webchat http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=#minecrafthelp
#913 [12:30] <WugBot> Done.
#914 [12:30] <mib_9m0pfs> no i dont use avira
#915 [12:30] <Wug> ;~ webchat You can use this link to come back here: http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=#minecrafthelp
#916 [12:30] <WugBot> Done.
#917 [12:30] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: Do you connect to the internet via a proxy server
#918 [12:30] <mib_9m0pfs> yes
#919 [12:31] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: You have to configure that proxy to allow connections to minecraft.net
#920 [12:31] <mib_9m0pfs> oh ok how do you do that???
#921 [12:31] <Boreeas> mib_9m0pfs: Depends. Best if you ask your network administrator
#922 [12:31] <mib_9m0pfs> thank you.
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#924 [12:31] <Boreeas> Np
#925 [12:32] <Boreeas> inb4 he is at school :P
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#929 [12:36] <Wug> :tv N>> keret
#930 [12:37] <mr_sticky> !pay crazy_shooter
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#932 [12:41] <BigB> is it possible to have a seed without snow?, i guess i have one
#933 [12:44] <BigB> hello?
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#935 [12:49] <LUCKYX> Hi , Since i done the upload , my game is verry laggy. And after 5 minutes of playing , i've got a freeze for 5 seconds , every 10 seconds , how can i do to have a normal game experience?
#936 [12:49] <Boreeas> LUCKYX: How much RAM do you have? How much of that is in use if not running minecraft?
#937 [12:50] <LUCKYX> I've got 3GM of Ram. before using Minecraft , i have 25% of ram loaded , in the game -> 70%
#938 [12:50] <LUCKYX> I running windows 7 64 bits edition
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#940 [12:52] <LUCKYX> After the Update it was a bit laggy , but playable
#941 [12:53] <LUCKYX> Don't u think is the 64 bits edition who make the mess?
#942 [12:54] <Steven> I'm also running Win7 x64 as well as Slackware Linux x64 and I only get about 10-20 fps on both OS's. I'm thinking its my video card tho
#943 [12:54] <Wug> Steven: probably
#944 [12:55] <LUCKYX> My video card is a GTX 275
#945 [12:55] <LUCKYX> I think it's enough for minecraft
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#947 [12:55] <Wug> should be sufficient
#948 [12:55] <Wug> LUCKYX: do you have 64 bit java installed?
#949 [12:55] <Steven> Specs: Intel Core 2 duo, 8gigs ddr2, intel HD graphics :/
#950 [12:56] <LUCKYX> Hum i think
#951 [12:56] <LUCKYX> Were i can dl it?
#952 [12:56] <Wug> Steven: yup, gpu limited
#953 [12:56] <Steven> java.com
#954 [12:56] <Wug> :j
#955 [12:56] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#956 [12:56] <Wug> 64 bit version for windows is the last in the list
#957 [12:56] <Wug> I think
#958 [12:56] <LUCKYX> I got , Q9400 , 3GB of rame and GTX 275
#959 [12:57] <LUCKYX> I download 64 bits version
#960 [12:57] <LUCKYX> I try , then i tell you
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#962 [12:57] <Wug> ok
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#964 [12:59] <Wug> 'lo Morrolan
#965 [12:59] <Morrolan> 'lo
#966 [13:00] <Wug> howsa gosa
#967 [13:00] <Morrolan> Not too bad.
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#969 [13:02] <LUCKYX> Seems to work
#970 [13:02] <LUCKYX> Ty :)
#971 [13:02] <LUCKYX> Have a good evening
#972 [13:04] <Steven> Any of you have any colsoles?
#973 [13:04] <Steven> (PS3, 360, etc...)
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#979 [13:15] <Wug> Steven: I have a 360
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#981 [13:20] <Mciscool> Hi In minecraft I mdded it but my minecraft played up WHEN I change the Advance my computers settings PAth Directory *Required to mod... Help Please'
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#984 [13:22] <Mciscool> Hi In minecraft I mdded it but my minecraft played up WHEN I change the Advance my computers settings PAth Directory *Required to mod... Help Please
#985 [13:23] <mib_yn4vcy> what????(confused)
#986 [13:23] <nickfrmgreek> nick nickfromgreek
#987 [13:23] <Mciscool> Hi In minecraft I mdded it but my minecraft played up WHEN I change the Advance my computers settings PAth Directory *Required to mod... Help Please
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#989 [13:24] <nickfromgreek> looking 1m
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#991 [13:27] <Mciscool> Hello
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#993 [13:27] <Mciscool> Hi In minecraft I mdded it but my minecraft played up WHEN I change the Advance my computers settings PAth Directory *Required to mod... Help Please'
#994 [13:28] <nickfromgreek> Mciscool try reinstalling minecraft
#995 [13:29] <Mciscool> I have
#996 [13:29] <Mciscool> i think its my path in enviromental variables
#997 [13:29] <Mciscool> Can you tell e what your path name is
#998 [13:30] <nickfromgreek> C:\Users\(user)\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft
#999 [13:34] <Mciscool> Imn Mycomputer look up advance setiings then enviroment variables: Control Panel\All Control Panel Items\System... tHEN Look at the Temp name and look 4 path?
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#1007 [14:01] <mib_tzzc3p> !paste
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#1009 [14:02] <weirdo> please help me
#1010 [14:02] <WugBot> weirdo: (ww) Help you with what?
#1011 [14:02] <weirdo> i lost 56 iron and 42 ladder pieces when my minecraft froze
#1012 [14:03] <Wug> cant do anything about that
#1013 [14:03] <weirdo> what!
#1014 [14:03] <weirdo> it took me forever toget all hta t iron
#1015 [14:04] <weirdo> i was building a iron shovel and the screen froze, turned black and quit
#1016 [14:04] <weirdo> i went back on to find all my iron and and ladder pieces gone
#1017 [14:05] <weirdo> help me
#1018 [14:05] <Wug> cant do anything about that
#1019 [14:05] <weirdo> why not
#1020 [14:05] <TheNoodle> Because we/you can't.
#1021 [14:06] <weirdo> your game crashed on me and i lost my materials!
#1022 [14:06] <Wug> its not our game
#1023 [14:06] <Wug> we're volunteers
#1024 [14:06] <[L]> I was going to say that
#1025 [14:06] <weirdo> oh where can i contact real minecraft people
#1026 [14:07] <[L]> Snrrk
#1027 [14:07] <Wug> they cant help you either
#1028 [14:07] <weirdo> why
#1029 [14:07] <[L]> It's called a rollback, right?
#1030 [14:07] <Wug> because its already happened and no amount of magic will bring it back unless you made a backup
#1031 [14:07] <[L]> Save more often :P
#1032 [14:07] <weirdo> crap
#1033 [14:07] <[L]> Besides
#1034 [14:07] <[L]> It's just materials
#1035 [14:07] <weirdo> how do i make a back up
#1036 [14:07] <Wug> pause
#1037 [14:08] <Wug> or quit to main menu
#1038 [14:08] <weirdo> but all that iron, it took me a week to get it all
#1039 [14:08] <Jammy> Anyone got any idea's why i need to hold f3 and press s every time i start minecraft to get sound to work? >.>
#1040 [14:08] <Wug> Jammy: I havent the faintest idea
#1041 [14:08] <Wug> but I'll look into it
#1042 [14:11] <[L]> Push the button.
#1043 [14:12] <[L]> Also
#1044 [14:12] <[L]> He was..
#1045 [14:12] * [L] puts on sunglasses
#1045 [14:12] <[L]> A weirdo.
#1046 [14:12] <[L]> Shut up VoxelHead
#1047 [14:12] <[L]> Bastard
#1048 [14:12] * Wug disglassesifies [L]
#1048 [14:12] <[L]> :l
#1049 [14:12] <[L]> Wait, do the bots still kick you for saying fuck?
#1050 [14:12] * AuBot kicked [L] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: L] :Please keep it civil.)
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#1052 [14:12] <Wug> yep
#1053 [14:12] <[L]> Hm.
#1054 [14:13] <[L]> I'll yell at whoever owns the bot
#1055 [14:13] <Wug> actually you should just ask
#1056 [14:13] <[L]> I should just yell
#1057 [14:13] <Wug> he'll give you permissions and whatever
#1058 [14:13] <TheNoodle> mmhm
#1059 [14:13] <TheNoodle> becuase fuck.
#1060 [14:13] <Wug> they only kick people who dont have permissions
#1061 [14:13] <TheNoodle> \o/
#1062 [14:13] <[L]> Your sarcasm meter is pretty borken today
#1063 [14:13] * TheNoodle stabs VoxelHead
#1063 [14:13] <Wug> vox on the other hand -.-
#1064 [14:13] <[L]> VoxelHead: Fuck you
#1065 [14:13] * AuBot kicked [L] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: L] :Please keep it civil.)
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#1067 [14:13] <[L]> :)
#1068 [14:13] <Wug> hates anyone and everyone
#1069 [14:13] <[L]> Anyways
#1070 [14:13] <[L]> Who owns AuBot?
#1071 [14:13] <Wug> Kealper: ^
#1072 [14:14] <[L]> k
#1073 [14:14] <Wug> inb4 rawr
#1074 [14:14] <[L]> GreyVulpine
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#1077 [14:15] <Ivan1914> hello
#1078 [14:15] <[L]> Hi
#1079 [14:15] <Ivan1914> i am in need of help with minecart-tracks
#1080 [14:16] <[L]> Normally we're support for issues, but in-game? Hm..
#1081 [14:16] <[L]> Whats the issue?
#1082 [14:16] <JasonBreen> im trying to join my minecraft hamachi server, i run the server and i get a message in the game that says the server has returned with a invalid key, how do i fix this?
#1083 [14:16] <[L]> Update the server
#1084 [14:16] <[L]> There was a fix
#1085 [14:16] <Ivan1914> oh, this IS an ingame question, i should change the channel then, right?
#1086 [14:16] <[L]> Or
#1087 [14:16] <JasonBreen> i did
#1088 [14:16] <[L]> Continue rejoining
#1089 [14:16] <[L]> Ivan1914: No
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#1091 [14:17] <[L]> Ivan1914: What is the issue?
#1092 [14:17] <Ivan1914> okok :) i need help with a junction "problem"/"want to build" with minecarts
#1093 [14:17] <JasonBreen> now it says communication error
#1094 [14:17] <[L]> JasonBreen: You connected too fast
#1095 [14:17] <[L]> Wait 10 Seconds
#1096 [14:18] <[L]> Ivan1914: Liikkee?
#1097 [14:18] <JasonBreen> ok
#1098 [14:18] <JasonBreen> fixed thanks
#1099 [14:18] <Ivan1914> i have the following setup i'd like to build (3 stations, a) b) and c), set up as a Y - with a) on bottom, b) & c) on top of the Y)
#1100 [14:19] <[L]> I'm not your person
#1101 [14:19] <[L]> I suck at building
#1102 [14:19] <[L]> :l
#1103 [14:19] <Ivan1914> right now i have 2 seperate tracks, one leading from a) to b), the other one from a) to c)
#1104 [14:19] <[L]> I'm working on a few days without sleep, thinking of how to build is not a good idea. Hopefully someone tells you how
#1105 [14:20] <Ivan1914> ok, got that. ill find another chat then :) thanks anyway [L]
#1106 [14:20] <[L]> I suggest
#1107 [14:20] <[L]> Staying here
#1108 [14:20] <[L]> Maybe someone will help you
#1109 [14:21] <Ivan1914> oh, really? thought idle = not available
#1110 [14:21] <Ivan1914> ok, then ill describe some more
#1111 [14:21] <Ivan1914> what i want to build is a single track from a) to b) or c) till the junction
#1112 [14:22] <Ivan1914> there is a switch at station a) that (if i enter my cart there - its my mainstation) sets the junction to either b) or c)
#1113 [14:23] <Ivan1914> lets say i set the switch at station a) to reach c)
#1114 [14:23] <Ivan1914> i exit my cart @ c)
#1115 [14:23] <Ivan1914> walk over to station b)
#1116 [14:23] <Ivan1914> enter a cart and want to get back to a)
#1117 [14:24] <Ivan1914> as said above, i only have one switch to change the junction (which is at a) )
#1118 [14:25] <Ivan1914> is there any way, i can enter at b), drive my cart to the junction - at which in some way the track (with pressure plates or any other way) switches for the cart to get back on track to a) ?
#1119 [14:25] * TheNoodle explodes
#1119 [14:26] <Ivan1914> best way to explain the "problem" would be a free-build server to show it
#1120 [14:27] <Ivan1914> i just cant find any in multiplayer (must say i'm a noob to minecraft)
#1121 [14:28] <TheNoodle> ??> Ivan1914 smp
#1122 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Ivan1914: (smp) Survival Multi-Player
#1123 [14:28] <TheNoodle> ...
#1124 [14:28] <TheNoodle> ??> Ivan1914 smp/servers
#1125 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Ivan1914: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1126 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Ivan1914: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1127 [14:28] <TheNoodle> There's some :p
#1128 [14:28] <[L]> :l
#1129 [14:29] <Ivan1914> survival mode <> great to explain the problem
#1130 [14:29] <Ivan1914> is there a "creative mode" help-mp-server as well?
#1131 [14:30] <[L]> Heh
#1132 [14:30] <[L]> Not a bad idea
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#1134 [14:32] <Ivan1914> now i feel smart, but still it doesnt help me that much :)
#1135 [14:33] <[L]> Hm?
#1136 [14:33] <Ivan1914> is there no creative-mode server at all?
#1137 [14:33] <[L]> There might be
#1138 [14:34] <Wug> hang on
#1139 [14:35] <Wug> Ivan1914: aquinas.student.rit.edu:25566
#1140 [14:35] <Wug> I "found" one
#1141 [14:35] <Ivan1914> invalid serverkey?
#1142 [14:35] <Wug> reconnect
#1143 [14:36] <Wug> and by that I mean restart client
#1144 [14:36] <Wug> um oops
#1145 [14:36] <Ivan1914> ah, kk
#1146 [14:36] <Wug> hang on
#1147 [14:36] <Ivan1914> np
#1148 [14:38] <Wug> Ivan1914: try again, same address
#1149 [14:38] <Ivan1914> kk
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#1151 [14:39] <Wug> [L]: aquinas.student.rit.edu:25566
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#1153 [14:39] <[L]> What
#1154 [14:39] <[L]> Why am I being linked a ip
#1155 [14:39] <mothership808> herro
#1156 [14:39] <Eddie> Thomas Aquinas
#1157 [14:39] <[L]> I'm not helping the kid
#1158 [14:39] <[L]> I suck at building
#1159 [14:40] <[L]> Wug
#1160 [14:40] <[L]> Why that IP?
#1161 [14:40] <Wug> [L]: because its mine
#1162 [14:40] <[L]> aquinas.student.rit.edu:25566 is yours?
#1163 [14:40] <Wug> mmhm
#1164 [14:41] <Wug> Ivan1914: sure. I'm doing some modding and have to go to class soon
#1165 [14:42] <[L]> Wug: Omgcreativemodekthxbai
#1166 [14:42] <Wug> [L]: way ahead of yoy
#1167 [14:42] <Wug> you*
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#1170 [14:44] <[L]> Wug
#1171 [14:44] <[L]> One more
#1172 [14:44] <Gurkenglas> How long is the delay after you mined a cobblestone block before you can mine the next one?
#1173 [14:44] <Wug> [L]: you're an op
#1174 [14:44] <Wug> op him and gamemode 1 him'
#1175 [14:44] <Gurkenglas> Cant find anything on that on the wiki
#1176 [14:45] <TheNoodle> There is no delay.
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#1178 [14:45] <Wug> Gurkenglas: check pickaxes
#1179 [14:46] <Gurkenglas> I did
#1180 [14:46] <Gurkenglas> It just says how long it takes to mine a block, not actually how long the cycle between starting to mine a cobblestone block and being able to start to mine the next cobblestone block is
#1181 [14:47] <Gurkenglas> Just between starting to mine and disappearing of the block
#1182 [14:47] <Wug> its maybe 1/4 second
#1183 [14:48] <TheNoodle> Gurkenglas, if you're holding down the button it's one hit, if you click mine there delay is purely human generated.
#1184 [14:48] <Wug> smp does not allow click mining
#1185 [14:48] <TheNoodle> When did that change?
#1186 [14:48] <Gurkenglas> How long does one hit take?
#1187 [14:48] <TheNoodle> When I last played minecraft, it did.
#1188 [14:49] <Wug> Gurkenglas: about 1/4 second
#1189 [14:49] <Wug> TheNoodle: like 1.6 or something
#1190 [14:49] <Gurkenglas> I minded the maybe ^^ kthx
#1191 [14:49] <TheNoodle> ah, I stopped playing around there :D
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#1195 [14:55] <W33dFurBy> hey guys can anybody say where i can find the mod for the command /set home and so on?
#1196 [14:56] <TheNoodle> W33dFurBy, few different plugins that can do that.
#1197 [14:56] <TheNoodle> Essentials being one, commandbook being another.
#1198 [14:56] <TheNoodle> ??> W33dFurBy mods
#1199 [14:56] <VoxelHead> W33dFurBy: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1200 [14:56] <VoxelHead> W33dFurBy: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1201 [14:56] <TheNoodle> ask in #bukkit or #essentials
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#1203 [14:57] <mothership808> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Rails use this for rail help
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#1210 [15:10] <mothership808> ...
#1211 [15:13] <Murry1> is there any off-topic irc chat channel?
#1212 [15:13] <Murry1> Wrong channel :)
#1213 [15:13] <Murry1> Wrong channel :)
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#1225 [15:24] <Morrolan> Seems the auth server disappeared, so prepare for loads of people joining.
#1226 [15:24] <Morrolan> Seems the auth server disappeared, so prepare for loads of people joining.
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#1228 [15:24] <Morrolan> ??< login
#1229 [15:25] <Davidsmart> hello
#1230 [15:25] <Morrolan> Wait, no, it just doesn't show "bad login" anymore if you don't provide any arguments.
#1231 [15:25] <Morrolan> 'lo Davidsmart
#1232 [15:25] <Morrolan> Unless it's my web browser's cache interfering.
#1233 [15:26] <mothership808> k well...
#1234 [15:26] <mothership808> derp
#1235 [15:26] <Davidsmart> i came here to find out how to make those error messages that appear when minecraft crashes go to a specific folder
#1236 [15:26] <Davidsmart> .
#1237 [15:26] <Davidsmart> .
#1238 [15:27] <Davidsmart> .
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#1240 [15:27] <Vega001> Hey, can anybody tell me how to fix "cant connect to minecraft.net" ?
#1241 [15:27] <mothership808> got to keep trying
#1242 [15:27] <Davidsmart> thats either the internet connection or minecraft itself
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#1244 [15:27] <Morrolan> Right now the auth server seems to be busy, you might have to wait a bit for it to get resources again.
#1245 [15:28] <mothership808> its internet connection or minecraft.net is down
#1246 [15:28] <Cruxsky> is anyone else having troubles connecting to the client
#1247 [15:28] <Morrolan> Yes, Cruxsky.
#1248 [15:28] <Davidsmart> just wait for a few hours to a day
#1249 [15:28] <mothership808> lolz, just keep trying
#1250 [15:28] <Morrolan> Davidsmart: Sorry, what exactly do you want?
#1251 [15:28] <glowie8> is there a fix for (jave virtual machine error) ???
#1252 [15:28] <Vega001> but i can connect via browser, and i have this error since the release of the official 1.0
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#1254 [15:29] <Morrolan> Vega001: Ah, then it might be either your security software blocking it, or a messed up HOSTS file.
#1255 [15:29] <Davidsmart> im trying to find out how to make those error message notebook readme files that appear when minecraft crashes go to a specific folder
#1256 [15:29] <Davidsmart> instead of my desktop
#1257 [15:29] <Morrolan> Ah, that is not possible, Davidsmart. It will always create them in the folder the launcher is in.
#1258 [15:29] <Davidsmart> so i can delete them easily
#1259 [15:29] <Davidsmart> :-O
#1260 [15:29] <Morrolan> You could put the launcher in a folder, and add a shortcut to it on your desktop.
#1261 [15:29] <Davidsmart> OHHhhhhhhhhh
#1262 [15:29] <Vega001> my firewall isnt blocking and i dont think avast does, the hosts file could be true
#1263 [15:29] <Vega001> but how do i edit the host file "back"
#1264 [15:30] <Morrolan> Then the logfiles would go into the folder, and you can still start it from your desktop. :)
#1265 [15:30] <Morrolan> ??> Vega001 win/hosts
#1266 [15:30] <VoxelHead> Vega001: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1267 [15:30] <VoxelHead> Vega001: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1268 [15:30] <glowie8> I get minecraft error java cant make virtual machine is there a fix for this?
#1269 [15:30] <Morrolan> In the file VoxelHead told you where to find, look for any line containing "minecraft.net" and remove it, if there are some.
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#1271 [15:30] <Morrolan> glowie8: Do you get any further information about that error?
#1272 [15:30] <glowie8> nope
#1273 [15:30] <glowie8> it juat says that
#1274 [15:31] <Vega001> you mean by pasting the content in here?
#1275 [15:31] <glowie8> its say could not create java virtual machine when i try and running it
#1276 [15:32] <Davidsmart> ok im gonna wait until minecraft crashes hopefully this works!
#1277 [15:32] <Morrolan> Vega001: Nah, you can just remove any line containing "Minecraft.net" for now.
#1278 [15:33] <Vega001> but there is nothing with minecraft.net inside
#1279 [15:33] <Morrolan> glowie8: Try to download the .jar launcher from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp (Listed under "Linux/Other"), and try that one.
#1280 [15:33] <Morrolan> Vega001: Then that's not the cause either.
#1281 [15:33] <Vega001> i reinstalled twice
#1282 [15:33] <glowie8> Ive tried every sigle 1
#1283 [15:33] <Vega001> reinstalled java and all that
#1284 [15:33] <Morrolan> Vega001: Normally I'd ask you to connect to https://login.minecraft.net in your browser now, but since the auth server is kinda down that's not really an option.
#1285 [15:33] <glowie8> they dont work
#1286 [15:34] <Davidsmart> wtf now its not logging in
#1287 [15:34] <Vega001> im signed in
#1288 [15:34] <Vega001> i mean in browser
#1289 [15:34] <Davidsmart> ah there we go
#1290 [15:34] <Cruxsky> i log in fine now.
#1291 [15:35] <Morrolan> glowie8: Then create a new textfile, put it in the same folder as the launcher, and put these lines in it: first line: "java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame" second line: "pause". Then save it as "run.bat" (note the .bat extension)
#1292 [15:35] <Morrolan> glowie8: Once you did that, doubleclick the file. It will then start the launcher, and give you a detailed error report in a console window. paste that one on www.pastebin.com
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#1294 [15:36] <Vega001> i checked my firewall too
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#1296 [15:37] <Vega001> could it be because of 1.0 ? since the day 1.0 is released i cant log on
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#1298 [15:40] <glowie8> o.o it says (now) Could not reserver enough space for object
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#1300 [15:43] <glowie8> .
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#1302 [15:43] <lern> Excuse me.
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#1304 [15:44] <lern> Is the minecraft server unavailable or am I having personal issues?
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#1306 [15:44] <lern> chat topic answered my question
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#1310 [15:51] <CrusaderDeleters> I wish it'd stop raining in mc XD
#1311 [15:51] <Steven> haha
#1312 [15:52] <CrusaderDeleters> one it stops- BAM! it comes back, and it lasts for DAYS ON END. I cannot even find and kill an enderman! Q)Q
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#1315 [15:53] <clarjon1> CrusaderDeleters: sleep in a bed at night
#1316 [15:54] <CrusaderDeleters> lol, i just got done with a 1000 block trip just to find 3 sheep
#1317 [15:54] <Cruxsky> is there a way to get all the music discs
#1318 [15:54] <Cruxsky> from vanilla
#1319 [15:54] <clarjon1> Cruxsky: no
#1320 [15:54] <clarjon1> not yet
#1321 [15:54] <Cruxsky> Oh because this mod http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/830642-100update-2nd-dec-morecreative-12-creative-mode-categories-extras/ has them in the mob drops section
#1322 [15:54] <clarjon1> other than creative.
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#1324 [15:55] <clarjon1> Cruxsky: that mod has the discs in the "houseware" section
#1325 [15:55] <clarjon1> according to the screenshot :P
#1326 [15:55] <Cruxsky> lol..
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#1328 [15:56] <Cruxsky> does anyone know the ids for all the potions + splash potions?
#1329 [15:56] <Cruxsky> i want to get infinite stacks but this mod doesn't allow me to stack potions
#1330 [15:56] <clarjon1> allow me to introduce you to your new best friend....
#1331 [15:57] <Cruxsky> ...google..?
#1332 [15:57] <clarjon1> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Brewing
#1333 [15:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> data: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/values
#1334 [15:57] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1335 [15:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> erm: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/data_values
#1336 [15:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#1337 [15:57] <mothership808> http://www.minecraftinfo.com/IDList.htm
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#1340 [15:58] <Cruxsky> ohhh
#1341 [15:59] <Cruxsky> thanks!
#1342 [16:00] <Steven> Anyone else running MC on linux?
#1343 [16:00] <mothership808> no, srry
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#1345 [16:01] <Steven> no surprise there.
#1346 [16:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :mclol
#1347 [16:02] <WugBot> mclol: http://wug.me/minecraft/mclol.png
#1348 [16:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ^ linux :P
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#1352 [16:03] <Cruxsky> i get 100% cpu usage on the menu in 1.8
#1353 [16:03] <Cruxsky> and abov
#1354 [16:03] <mothership808> k..
#1355 [16:03] <Steven> lol are you using ubuntu?
#1356 [16:04] <Cruxsky> os
#1357 [16:04] <Cruxsky> x
#1358 [16:04] <x> what.
#1359 [16:04] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1360 [16:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Cruxsky: 100% cpu usage isnt strange...anywhere..
#1361 [16:04] <Cruxsky> wht
#1362 [16:04] <Cruxsky> what
#1363 [16:04] <CrusaderDeleters> yep
#1364 [16:04] <CrusaderDeleters> play some pacman. :P
#1365 [16:05] <mothership808> play pong
#1366 [16:05] <Cruxsky> oh wait i have 106 cpu usage in game
#1367 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters> play.... mathematics?
#1368 [16:05] <Steven> my cpu sits around 20% on mc 1.0 in game.
#1369 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters> 2+2?
#1370 [16:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Cruxsky: you fail at percentaged.
#1371 [16:05] <Cruxsky> ?
#1372 [16:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and i fail at spelling properly :P
#1373 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters> my computer sit at my desk
#1374 [16:06] <Cruxsky> it says '%CPU ###"
#1375 [16:06] <CrusaderDeleters> cpu usage cannot exceed 100% :P
#1376 [16:07] <Cruxsky> one time it had 150
#1377 [16:07] <mothership808> then you being trolled
#1378 [16:08] <Cruxsky> http://i.imgur.com/5NJnC.png
#1379 [16:09] * |Kiichan|Schala| thinks your mac is trolling you...
#1379 [16:09] * |Kiichan|Schala| finds it hilarious
#1379 [16:10] <CrusaderDeleters> LAWL
#1380 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> It's stealing processor cycles from the ether.
#1381 [16:10] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1382 [16:10] <|Kiichan|Schala|> wheee! its grey!
#1383 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> Your Mac is haunted.
#1384 [16:11] <|Kiichan|Schala|> by steve jobs
#1385 [16:11] * |Kiichan|Schala| wonders if that happens to be an Core I-series...
#1385 [16:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> only thing i can think of where it can suddenly gain more cpu power... and mac probably doesnt update for it
#1386 [16:13] <Cruxsky> its weird how i can run a server.. with 15 people on at once... while minecraft is running
#1387 [16:13] <Cruxsky> on my macbook (core 2 duo) (2gb ram)
#1388 [16:13] <Cruxsky> and no lag at all
#1389 [16:14] <CrusaderDeleters> I have the same thing, but my bandwidth cannot hold 15 ppl
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#1391 [16:14] <CrusaderDeleters> it can hold 2, then it is iffy on 3
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#1393 [16:18] <Cruxsky> so mac's intel chip can exceed 100%
#1394 [16:18] <Cruxsky> http://macsolvers.wordpress.com/2008/08/22/cpu-exceeds-100/
#1395 [16:18] <Cruxsky> ???
#1396 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> that's, I guess, why
#1397 [16:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> even though minecraft isnt coded for multicore af far as i know
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#1399 [16:21] <CrusaderDeleters> lol. Well, I don't know much about cpu works
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#1402 [16:21] <mib_fdb2su> hello
#1403 [16:22] <mib_fdb2su> is wug on
#1404 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> He is not.
#1405 [16:23] <mib_fdb2su> oh
#1406 [16:23] <mib_fdb2su> hes probly the only one who can help
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#1408 [16:24] <mib_fdb2su> i cant go on minecraft cus the java thing has a update
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#1411 [16:32] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I fixed my mod if you care to redownload it
#1412 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> Meep?
#1413 [16:32] <Wug> you'd only need to download wugapi, and if you feel like being very specific the only file I changed is BlockPortalX.class
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#1417 [16:38] <errorlogin> is it down again??
#1418 [16:39] <errorlogin> someone here?
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#1421 [16:41] <errorlogin> is minecraft not rechanle to anyone?
#1422 [16:41] <errorlogin> reachable sorry
#1423 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> See /topic
#1424 [16:42] <errorlogin> i dont understand where can i see this
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#1426 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> /topic #minecrafthelp
#1427 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> Or look at the top of the channel
#1428 [16:43] <reebis> hello, my downloaded minecraft cannot connect online, and i cannot play offline because its not downloaded yet (i deleted everything then reinstalled it all and it still wont work)
#1429 [16:43] <errorlogin> ok you must only know where to look thx
#1430 [16:44] <reebis> (oh and i let it through my firewall)
#1431 [16:44] <TheNoodle> reebis, type /topic #minecrafthelp
#1432 [16:44] <mollstam> Servers are currently struggling
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#1434 [16:44] <mollstam> minecraft.net is 70% up, login servers not so much
#1435 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Eep, thanks mollstam.
#1436 [16:45] <errorlogin> sill offline in austria
#1437 [16:46] <reebis> lol, i was literaly just on there not two mins ago
#1438 [16:46] <errorlogin> still why am i writing things wrong todayy?
#1439 [16:47] <reebis> anywho, the problem i tyepd has be reoccuring since yesterday, and minecraft was not down yesterday, so any ideas?
#1440 [16:47] <TheNoodle> reebis, we can't troubleshoot your problem when the auth servers are being dopey.
#1441 [16:47] <errorlogin> no sorry ask someone other
#1442 [16:47] <reebis> he dopey, okay
#1443 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 1
#1444 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> !topic insert MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN. WEBSITE/AUTH SERVERS CURRENTLY OVERLOADED.
#1445 [16:48] <errorlogin> !topic del 1
#1446 [16:48] <errorlogin> !topic del 1
#1447 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, g'luck with that
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#1449 [16:49] <TheNoodle> errorlogin, you're not an operator.
#1450 [16:49] <errorlogin> ok i understood
#1451 [16:49] <iPixeli> can anyone login to minecraft.net via client?
#1452 [16:49] <Gurrick> not me
#1453 [16:49] <Gurrick> that's what i came here for
#1454 [16:49] <errorlogin> i'll try again
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#1456 [16:50] <iPixeli> its not working for me either =]
#1457 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> Login servers are down
#1458 [16:50] <iPixeli> web is fine
#1459 [16:50] <iPixeli> again?
#1460 [16:50] <iPixeli> man =]
#1461 [16:50] * GreyVulpine nods
#1461 [16:50] <errorlogin> no not working
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#1463 [16:51] <Gurrick> man, i was in the middle of setting up a server
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#1465 [16:52] <errorlogin> why are they so often down. is there to much traffic or are they working on something
#1466 [16:52] <iPixeli> errorlogin probally because lots of people are hatin D:
#1467 [16:52] <Gurrick> who's hatin on MC?
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#1470 [16:53] <mib_lbo5um> yes i was wondering, can minecraft run on a netbook computer? Like a Samsung NF210
#1471 [16:53] <TheNoodle> ehhh
#1472 [16:54] <Gurrick> i'm sure it could run.. it would just be slow
#1473 [16:54] <mollstam> errorlogin: mostly because of traffic, and people trying to obrute force passwords, but also due to imperfect code (permanent state more or less)
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#1475 [16:54] <mib_lbo5um> like how slow? slow enough that I could not be able to play it?
#1476 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_lbo5um - Doubtful. Netbooks are underpowered and aren't designed for gaming. If it does work, it'll be slow and laggy
#1477 [16:55] <Gurrick> you wouldn't want to try and play on a netbook
#1478 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> You'll be lucky to get any more than 10-30 FPS on a netbook.
#1479 [16:55] <lildrummerdrew> So Grey, why's my bro able to play on his server even though minecraft.net's down???
#1480 [16:55] <Gurrick> besides minecraft is terribly coded for performance on any computer.
#1481 [16:55] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, sooo true.
#1482 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> lildrummerdrew - online-mode=false?
#1483 [16:55] <Gurrick> @ lildrummer: is his server locally hosted?
#1484 [16:55] <mib_lbo5um> ok thank you
#1485 [16:55] <lildrummerdrew> GreyVulpine, I don't believe so...
#1486 [16:56] <LRWerewolf> mib_lbo5um: Depends, does your netbook have intel integrated graphics or something better? Likely ... yeah, it's intel, and no, it would be worthless.
#1487 [16:56] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, on the same computer
#1488 [16:56] <lildrummerdrew> Yet he could log in?
#1489 [16:56] <TheNoodle> Or he's already logged in.
#1490 [16:56] <lildrummerdrew> Noodle, nope.
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#1492 [16:56] <TheNoodle> In that case no idea.
#1493 [16:56] <TheNoodle> *care level drops to zero*
#1494 [16:56] <Gurrick> if its on his computer (i.e. localhost) it won't matter if he can connect to servers
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#1496 [16:56] <LRWerewolf> lildrummerdrew: The issue is server overload. Occasionally, some requests will manage to get through.
#1497 [16:56] <Chucknorrispain> Oh, its all down? :/
#1498 [16:56] <lildrummerdrew> First try?... xD
#1499 [16:57] <lildrummerdrew> Odd...
#1500 [16:57] <TheNoodle> lildrummerdrew, what do you want us to say?
#1501 [16:57] <Chucknorrispain> Well the auth is down. that takes forever. D:
#1502 [16:57] <reebis> haha joy
#1503 [16:57] <LRWerewolf> lildrummerdrew: Put 1000 slips of paper in a bag -- 1 red, 999 blue. Let enough people (say.... enough to overload the auth server) draw and replace, and eventually one will draw that red one on the first try.
#1504 [16:57] <lildrummerdrew> Unsure. I just don't know if it would be a matter of, can I play using the same router (ip too probably) or not.
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#1506 [16:58] <lildrummerdrew> LRWerewolf, err. I guess.
#1507 [16:58] <Gurrick> Lildrummer you said it's on the same computer right
#1508 [16:58] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, he's hosting it on the comp he plays on
#1509 [16:58] <reebis> how long to fix?
#1510 [16:58] <Chucknorrispain> So its possible to play online, but it takes a while?
#1511 [16:58] <JasonBreen> is anyone else having trouble connecting to minecraft.net in the client?
#1512 [16:58] <TheNoodle> We don't have an eta reebis.
#1513 [16:58] <Chucknorrispain> Yes, the auth is down
#1514 [16:58] <TheNoodle> Yes JasonBreen, read the topic.
#1515 [16:58] <Gurrick> if he is hosting off the computer he is playing on, he will be able to connect regardless of the servers, because its at a local level
#1516 [16:58] <JasonBreen> crap
#1517 [16:58] <reebis> estimite? should i jsut give up for tonight?
#1518 [16:59] <LRWerewolf> reebis: There is no ETA.
#1519 [16:59] <TheNoodle> Gurrick, people are failing at logging in, not connecting to servers.
#1520 [16:59] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, but he logged in instantly...? That just luck then?
#1521 [16:59] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#1522 [16:59] <TheNoodle> Yes, just luck.l
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#1525 [16:59] <Gurrick> Oh.. well yeah i guess i agree with you noodle
#1526 [16:59] <SmellMyPinkie> hi all
#1527 [16:59] <Chucknorrispain> Si we can log in if we try over and over?
#1528 [16:59] <Chucknorrispain> So*
#1529 [16:59] <lildrummerdrew> So odd... I'll try to get him to log off as a horrible joke xD
#1530 [16:59] <errorlogin> offline playing is no opinion. there are so much problems appearing
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#1532 [17:00] <lildrummerdrew> Chuck, unlikely
#1533 [17:00] <lildrummerdrew> I'm persistant...
#1534 [17:00] <LRWerewolf> Chucknorrispain: Yes, but, then, you're just contributing to the problem.
#1535 [17:00] <CoolxMax135> hello
#1536 [17:00] <Chucknorrispain> Ah
#1537 [17:00] <Chucknorrispain> So basically do nothing
#1538 [17:00] <SmellMyPinkie> Can someone help me i am getting a bit irritated while i am playing the game....
#1539 [17:00] <lildrummerdrew> Also, this persistance is the main problem :/
#1540 [17:00] <SmellMyPinkie> It keeps vrashing...
#1541 [17:00] <LRWerewolf> Chucknorrispain: Preferably.
#1542 [17:00] <SmellMyPinkie> crashin *
#1543 [17:00] <Chucknorrispain> hat are we supposed to do, go OUTSIDE?!?! Lol jk. XD
#1544 [17:00] <lildrummerdrew> You could sleep. xD
#1545 [17:00] <LRWerewolf> Chucknorrispain: I recommend old fashioned MUDs or MUCKs.
#1546 [17:01] <Chucknorrispain> Mu- whats?
#1547 [17:01] <Gurrick> Everyone just play on your singleplayer worlds for a day? lol
#1548 [17:01] <LRWerewolf> Chucknorrispain: Or Second Life. It's a creative platform too.
#1549 [17:01] <Chucknorrispain> ......
#1550 [17:01] <Chucknorrispain> Mkay....
#1551 [17:01] <Chucknorrispain> Byethen.
#1552 [17:01] <lildrummerdrew> ? O.O
#1553 [17:01] <SmellMyPinkie> any one ?
#1554 [17:01] <mib_xoz97t> Hey, im having trouble downloading minecraft, once i click download I save it. Then once its saved I double click it then it says run. I run it then it comes up with the login screen i log in then it loads then stops with a black screen and freezes. Im running firefox, and i can play brower just fine with other people just the download is stuffing me up
#1555 [17:01] <SmellMyPinkie> help pleas :P
#1556 [17:01] <reebis> sooo since minecraft is down ill ask a quesition about my laptop battery *whenver i unplug my laptop just shuts off (new battery) *happend on old one two
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#1559 [17:02] <Jackson413> ah at least it isnt me
#1560 [17:02] <SmellMyPinkie> no one wanna help me ?? :P
#1561 [17:02] <Gurrick> @Smell what is your problem?
#1562 [17:02] <lildrummerdrew> reebis, we're minecrafthelp, not laptophelp
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#1564 [17:02] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1565 [17:02] <reebis> haha i know i was kidding
#1566 [17:02] <SmellMyPinkie> my game keeps crashing
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#1568 [17:02] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ Ow.
#1569 [17:02] <SmellMyPinkie> even if i play Single player
#1570 [17:02] <lildrummerdrew> Well duh. java?
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#1572 [17:02] <reebis> its down
#1573 [17:02] <SmellMyPinkie> after 3 - 5 min play
#1574 [17:02] <blaphmat> you can login multiplayer?
#1575 [17:02] <lildrummerdrew> Mhm...
#1576 [17:02] <Gurrick> what type of computer are you playing on?
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#1578 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> gaming pc
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#1580 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> Windows
#1581 [17:03] <xorcon> o so minecraft.net is down
#1582 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> al system requirments are meet.
#1583 [17:03] <Gurrick> 64 or 32 bit OS?
#1584 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> 64
#1585 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> don't understand it
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#1587 [17:03] <MarcusPotNinja> is the site down cos i cant log on :/
#1588 [17:03] <lildrummerdrew> Newest version java? Haha. that seems a problem...
#1589 [17:03] <lildrummerdrew> Or 32 bit on a 64 computer?
#1590 [17:03] <mr_boo> How do you pay for minecraft
#1591 [17:03] <Gurrick> make sure you have the 64 bit java
#1592 [17:03] <xorcon> is minecraft.net down?
#1593 [17:03] <errorlogin> @reebis install al required plugins for your laptop
#1594 [17:03] <lildrummerdrew> MarcusPotNinja: yes
#1595 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> i have
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#1597 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> i downloaded it 3 times now :P
#1598 [17:03] <blaphmat> Ivé i like to login in the game they say cant connect to minecraft.net but why????
#1599 [17:03] <Gurrick> and like drummerdrew said, make sure its newest
#1600 [17:03] <SmellMyPinkie> still keeps crashing
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#1602 [17:04] <mr_boo> How do you pay for minecraft
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#1605 [17:04] <lildrummerdrew> blaphmat: cause people keep trying. It's like a fat guy getting stuck in a tunnel and everyone pushing him to get out. doesn't work.
#1606 [17:04] <SmellMyPinkie> already have. trust me on this i did every thing that can be found online.
#1607 [17:04] <SmellMyPinkie> nothing helps
#1608 [17:04] <SmellMyPinkie> maybe any of you ?
#1609 [17:04] <mr_boo> How do you pay for minecraft?
#1610 [17:04] <mib_xoz97t> Hey, im having trouble downloading minecraft, once i click download I save it. Then once its saved I double click it then it says run. I run it then it comes up with the login screen i log in then it loads then stops with a black screen and freezes. Im running firefox, and i can play brower just fine with other people just the download is stuffing me up
#1611 [17:04] <errorlogin> credit card!!mr_boo
#1612 [17:04] <blaphmat> minecraft server down?
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#1614 [17:04] <Gurrick> Anybody questioning why they can't log in... Look at title bar of this window
#1615 [17:05] <SmellMyPinkie> yes minecraft server is down people.....
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#1618 [17:05] <lildrummerdrew> or type /topic
#1619 [17:05] <Tony_KrXe> Hello?
#1620 [17:05] <SmellMyPinkie> wait...
#1621 [17:05] <blaphmat> ahh kk thanks guys ;D
#1622 [17:05] <LRWerewolf> mib_xoz97t: Since the server's down, your client can't download the files it needs to run.
#1623 [17:05] <frogmella> oooo when willl it b back up
#1624 [17:05] <lildrummerdrew> To know about minecraft.net being down, type /topic, then read!!!
#1625 [17:05] <SmellMyPinkie> how caqn you see if you run 32 or 64 ?
#1626 [17:05] <Tony_KrXe> So is that why I can't log in?
#1627 [17:05] <LRWerewolf> No ETA available.
#1628 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Tony_KrXe - Yes
#1629 [17:05] <pure_michigan> Hi my clients buttons look wierd, can someone point me to what dependencies I need to correct this? Here is a screenshot
#1630 [17:05] <lildrummerdrew> SmellMyPinky, OS?
#1631 [17:05] <pure_michigan> :http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/mc1v.jpg/
#1632 [17:05] <mib_xoz97t> No, its been happening for about 2 days now
#1633 [17:05] <Tony_KrXe> Woot, I really need my fix :(
#1634 [17:05] <mib_xoz97t> i cant download
#1635 [17:05] <SmellMyPinkie> don't know what that means :P
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#1637 [17:06] <lildrummerdrew> Operating System? Windows, Mac, Linux...?
#1638 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> whats OS ?
#1639 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> og
#1640 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> windows
#1641 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> XD
#1642 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> srry
#1643 [17:06] <errorlogin> omg
#1644 [17:06] <mib_xoz97t> i can go into browser but i cant download
#1645 [17:06] <lildrummerdrew> Hm. Try looking under start menu, control panel, java... etc.
#1646 [17:06] <claude> i can't use minecraft it says "can't connect to minecraft.net" y?
#1647 [17:06] <SmellMyPinkie> ill try 1 sec
#1648 [17:06] <Mabosaha> Hi everyone. So reading the starting news here, I guess MC is really down?
#1649 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> claude - Login servers are down
#1650 [17:06] <LRWerewolf> mib_xoz97t: What OS, what bit-ness is your OS, how much memory, what type of processor, what version of java are you running?
#1651 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> Mabosaha - Yes
#1652 [17:06] <Mabosaha> ok
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#1655 [17:06] <Mabosaha> Thank you
#1656 [17:07] <claude> minecraft is down?!?!?!
#1657 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy, here comes the flood of people asking why minecraft is down
#1658 [17:07] <lildrummerdrew> np hun.
#1659 [17:07] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1660 [17:07] <errorlogin> thanks to all who are asking if the server is down. YES it is
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#1662 [17:07] <izd> k thx
#1663 [17:07] <claude> y is minecraft down?
#1664 [17:07] <lildrummerdrew> How should we know?
#1665 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Servers are overloaded.
#1666 [17:07] <izd> overload
#1667 [17:07] <Gurrick> haha is the channel this busy normally?
#1668 [17:07] <lildrummerdrew> I'm not notch... xD
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#1670 [17:07] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, not THIS bad
#1671 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Only when servers are down
#1672 [17:07] <poizen_ace> is that why i get the message cannot connect to minecraft.net?
#1673 [17:07] <claude> lol
#1674 [17:08] <lildrummerdrew> Unless the site crashes or an update is out
#1675 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> poizen_ace - yes
#1676 [17:08] <mib_268g6y> same here
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#1678 [17:08] <darrow> Anyone is getting "Can't connect to minecraft.net"?
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#1680 [17:08] <claude> tes
#1681 [17:08] <lildrummerdrew> poizen_ace: yes...
#1682 [17:08] <Mabosaha> Yes, poizen
#1683 [17:08] <mib_268g6y> i am
#1684 [17:08] <Frozeninsect> Yes!
#1685 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> darrow - yes
#1686 [17:08] <Gurrick> that's funny. I feel sorry for you guys, I'll stay on here more often
#1687 [17:08] <lildrummerdrew> EVERYBODY xD
#1688 [17:08] <Mabosaha> Darrow we all are:D
#1689 [17:08] <claude> ti can't
#1690 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Hah.
#1691 [17:08] <frogmella> when will it b back up
#1692 [17:08] <darrow> thank goodness I'm not the only
#1693 [17:08] <Frozeninsect> Why it this happening!
#1694 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - In 300 million cycles of a cesium-135 atom
#1695 [17:08] <poizen_ace> lildrummerdrew thnx
#1696 [17:08] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> Gurrick index
#1697 [17:08] <lildrummerdrew> mhm...
#1698 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Frozeninsect - Servers are down
#1699 [17:08] <claude> tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggg
#1700 [17:09] <frogmella> when will they be back up
#1701 [17:09] <Mabosaha> Thats a second!
#1702 [17:09] <mib_268g6y> i see people on servers
#1703 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - In 300 million cycles of a cesium-135 atom
#1704 [17:09] <reebis> the half life of uranium
#1705 [17:09] <Mabosaha> lol
#1706 [17:09] <pure_michigan> lol
#1707 [17:09] <claude> me 2mib
#1708 [17:09] <LRWerewolf> mib_268g6y: And some kid saw dead people, yes?
#1709 [17:09] <lildrummerdrew> Gurrick, to use the index terms, type ??> username indextermhere... or ?? indextermhere... or for a more private one, ??>> username indextermhere, to not spam the channel
#1710 [17:09] <claude> ....
#1711 [17:09] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#1712 [17:09] <mib_268g6y> well i did offline mode
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#1714 [17:09] <claude> me 2
#1715 [17:10] <Gurrick> sorry what? i'm new to mIRC completely
#1716 [17:10] <mib_268g6y> and i saw people on a server
#1717 [17:10] <LRWerewolf> mib_268g6y: Yes, so?
#1718 [17:10] <claude> ME 2!!
#1719 [17:10] <frogmella> as soon as i got on my friends server it started screwin up could this be my fault?
#1720 [17:10] <darrow> is there a way to connect to a server with offline mode?
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#1722 [17:10] <lildrummerdrew> I saw people on a server. they were my friends xD
#1723 [17:10] <lildrummerdrew> darrow, sorry no.
#1724 [17:10] <claude> no
#1725 [17:10] <Maccy> so minecraft is unplayable at the moment for me, i deleted my bin folder, and went to get a new one then oh noes D:
#1726 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> darrow - Only if the server is running in offline mode.
#1727 [17:10] <cocoremy> quelqun parle français svp
#1728 [17:10] <lildrummerdrew> frogmella: yep.
#1729 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Maccy - Sorry, nope.
#1730 [17:10] <darrow> ok thx
#1731 [17:10] <LRWerewolf> I rarely see people on my server. But then... could have to do with being the onlyone on the white list...
#1732 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> cocoremy - Non, desole
#1733 [17:10] <lildrummerdrew> Maccy, sorry :
#1734 [17:10] <claude> lol
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#1736 [17:11] <claude> bye
#1737 [17:11] <Mabosaha> I tried to log in for the first time in weeks:D
#1738 [17:11] <cocoremy> j'ai un probleme avec minecratf quelqun peut m'aider svp
#1739 [17:11] <Maccy> its alright, i have skyrim to play, it's got nothing on minecraft but still
#1740 [17:11] <blaphmat> i buy me a server and now i dont can play :(
#1741 [17:11] <Maccy> anyone got any idea as to how long it'll be down for?
#1742 [17:11] <MarcusPotNinja> is the system down? cos its fucked for me....
#1743 [17:11] * AuBot kicked MarcusPotNinja from #minecrafthelp (Reason: arcusPotNinja :Please keep it civil.)
#1744 [17:11] <Mabosaha> @Marcus yeah
#1745 [17:11] <LRWerewolf> parlez en anglais, si vous plait.
#1746 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Maccy - Nope
#1747 [17:12] <cocoremy> I have a problem with my Minecraft you can help me please
#1748 [17:12] <Maccy> damn, was just about to get the turrets mod
#1749 [17:12] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: is my internet annoying?
#1750 [17:12] <Maccy> that thing looks sick
#1751 [17:12] <LRWerewolf> cocoremy: Possibly. What's your problem?
#1752 [17:13] <frogmella> ahhaahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
#1753 [17:13] <lildrummerdrew> haha.
#1754 [17:13] <cocoremy> I installed it is when I double click on it to make me anything
#1755 [17:13] <badblade3719> when will server be up?
#1756 [17:13] <TheNoodle> frogmella, less spam.
#1757 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> badblade3719 - Soon™
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#1760 [17:14] <TheNoodle> lol
#1761 [17:14] <Selonianth> umm...
#1762 [17:14] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: answer me >:(]
#1763 [17:14] <Mabosaha> Yep its down:D
#1764 [17:14] <LRWerewolf> cocoremy: The authentication servers are currently overloaded and there is no Estimated Time To Repair (ETR).
#1765 [17:14] <SmellMyPinkie> OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
#1766 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up
#1767 [17:14] <frogmella> penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
#1768 [17:14] <Selonianth> ...
#1769 [17:14] <TheNoodle> !kick frogmella
#1770 [17:14] <Selonianth> bugger
#1771 [17:14] * AuBot kicked frogmella from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rogmella :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#1772 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> !k frogmella
#1773 [17:14] <TheNoodle> :3
#1774 [17:14] * GreyVulpine pffts
#1774 [17:14] <LRWerewolf> gratzi, TheNoodle.
#1775 [17:14] <lildrummerdrew> xD damn.
#1776 [17:14] <Mabosaha> Do some of you actually work for Mojang?
#1777 [17:14] <Eddie> !k Eddie
#1778 [17:14] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: is my internet annoying?
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#1780 [17:14] <SmellMyPinkie> guys ow do i change my system from 32 bit to 64 bit ?
#1781 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> Mabosaha - We're all volunteers here.
#1782 [17:14] <LRWerewolf> Mabosaha: Doubtful.
#1783 [17:15] <TheNytangel> Mabosaha: no
#1784 [17:15] <Mabosaha> Nice
#1785 [17:15] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: Reinstall your OS.
#1786 [17:15] <SmellMyPinkie> maybe than minecraft wont stop crashing
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#1788 [17:15] <badblade3719> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1789 [17:15] <bellows> dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls
#1790 [17:15] <TheNoodle> !kick badblade3719
#1791 [17:15] * AuBot kicked badblade3719 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: adblade3719 :Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#1792 [17:15] <TheNoodle> !kick bellows
#1793 [17:15] <Jc0a> Hi again
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#1796 [17:15] <cocoremy> I can not help me not even start the game
#1797 [17:15] <SmellMyPinkie> i have a non registered version...
#1798 [17:15] <lildrummerdrew> ya know what, we need an autokicker for people who mention the site being down xD
#1799 [17:15] <reebis> ha, thankyou to all the voulentiers putting up with this
#1800 [17:15] <TheNoodle> SmellMyPinkie, buy the game.
#1801 [17:15] <Gurrick> cocoremy - si tu vuex d'aider, je peux essayer de t'aider
#1802 [17:15] <Bejaro> Bah, is this happening to everybody?
#1803 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> reebis - We deal with this all the time.
#1804 [17:15] <Bejaro> Classic doesn't seem to start up for me
#1805 [17:15] <cocoremy> oui svp
#1806 [17:15] <SmellMyPinkie> i bought the game
#1807 [17:15] <Bejaro> Just black screens
#1808 [17:15] <lildrummerdrew> SmellMyPinkie: We don't support pirates. Arrgghhh.
#1809 [17:15] <SmellMyPinkie> i didn't bought windows
#1810 [17:15] <TheNoodle> Then you have a registered version.
#1811 [17:15] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: You'll need to get new install media anyways.
#1812 [17:15] <reebis> ha, well still thank you
#1813 [17:15] <Mathemagician> Pinkie Do you have a paid account?
#1814 [17:15] <lildrummerdrew> jk haha
#1815 [17:15] <Tony_KrXe> Grrrr need minecraft
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#1817 [17:16] <SmellMyPinkie> srry m8 :P
#1818 [17:16] <Selonianth> so minecraft is down for an undetermined amount of time...
#1819 [17:16] <cocoremy> je peut faire comment pour te parler mp parce que la j'ai du mal
#1820 [17:16] * mib_g9csr5 [mib_g9csr5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#1822 [17:16] <Mathemagician> Just download the installer again
#1823 [17:16] <Jc0a> someone has login issues
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#1825 [17:16] <Bejaro> Ugh, great -.-
#1826 [17:16] <lildrummerdrew> Everyone does
#1827 [17:16] <lildrummerdrew> xD
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#1829 [17:16] <gj> i had login issue
#1830 [17:16] <Bejaro> Shame.
#1831 [17:16] <Gurrick> cocoremy - pouvez-vous me chatter en private?
#1832 [17:16] <Jc0a> so im not the only
#1833 [17:16] <Selonianth> can't download anything, because it won't let anyone log in
#1834 [17:16] <SmellMyPinkie> well
#1835 [17:16] <gj> is minecraft down
#1836 [17:16] <Selonianth> yes
#1837 [17:16] <SmellMyPinkie> how did you reinstel your OS ?
#1838 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> gj - Yes
#1839 [17:16] <SmellMyPinkie> XD
#1840 [17:16] <gj> ok
#1841 [17:16] <badblade3719> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1843 [17:16] <cocoremy> on fait comment svp
#1844 [17:16] <Bejaro> Wow, guess so.
#1845 [17:16] <SmellMyPinkie> if you also didn;t pay for windows ?
#1846 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> !kb badblade3719
#1847 [17:16] <TheNoodle> !kick badblade3719
#1848 [17:16] * AuBot kicked badblade3719 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: adblade3719 :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#1849 [17:16] <Bejaro> Read the stop of the page people.
#1850 [17:16] <stomper> minecraft is down?
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#1852 [17:17] <TheNoodle> GreyVulpine ban perms? :D
#1853 [17:17] <lildrummerdrew> type /topic and read, if your minecraft isn't connecting.
#1854 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Yes
#1855 [17:17] <mib_g9csr5> dick in yo ass dick in yo ass dick in yo ass dick in yo ass dick in yo ass dick in yo ass
#1856 [17:17] <Dalkonzar> is the minecraft login server down?
#1857 [17:17] <Bejaro> MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN. WEBSITE/AUTH SERVERS CURRENTLY OVERLOADED.
#1858 [17:17] * mib_rs3uie [mib_rs3uie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1859 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> Dalkonzar - Yes
#1860 [17:17] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: You get the CDs/DVDs for the new version and install it. You cannot migrate an OS from 32bit to 64bit.
#1861 [17:17] <stomper> ooohhh
#1862 [17:17] <stomper> ooohhh
#1863 [17:17] * Selonianth [Selonianth@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1864 [17:17] <stomper> ok
#1865 [17:17] <TheNoodle> !kick mib_g9csr5
#1866 [17:17] * AuBot kicked mib_g9csr5 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_g9csr5 :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
#1867 [17:17] <Mabosaha> ffs
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#1869 [17:17] <stomper> c ya
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#1871 [17:17] <mib_rs3uie> when will it be up
#1872 [17:17] <SmellMyPinkie> sigh* no other way eh ??
#1873 [17:17] <SmellMyPinkie> :P
#1874 [17:17] <lildrummerdrew> Leavin'. Later.
#1875 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, this happens every time the servers go down
#1876 [17:17] <SmellMyPinkie> i really need to buy windows XD
#1877 [17:17] <SmellMyPinkie> shame.
#1878 [17:17] <Bejaro> Well, glad I can read.
#1879 [17:17] <Mabosaha> What OS u on now?
#1880 [17:17] <LRWerewolf> mib_rs3uie: How many times we gotta say "NO ESTIMATED TIME TO REPAIR"
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#1882 [17:18] <SmellMyPinkie> windwos.
#1883 [17:18] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: Can I use !kb, too? :O
#1884 [17:18] <mib_rs3uie> when will minecraft be up
#1885 [17:18] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: I take it you're on Windows 7 Starter then?
#1886 [17:18] <Mabosaha> lol ok
#1887 [17:18] <mib_rs3uie> ok
#1888 [17:18] <mib_rs3uie> lol
#1889 [17:18] <SmellMyPinkie> nope XP
#1890 [17:18] <SmellMyPinkie> i run on windows xp
#1891 [17:18] <mib_rs3uie> nope
#1892 [17:18] <atucker88> so i havent played minecraft in months and now i try to get on and it wont connect me to the minecraft server. i can play in browser but my computer cant keep up when the browser is open
#1893 [17:18] <cornelius> poop. that stinks.
#1894 [17:18] <Cruxsky> so the new minecraft snapshot contains apples that drop from trees
#1895 [17:18] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: Uh... there was no freeware version of that that I recall... o.O
#1896 [17:18] <Mabosaha> Just don't get Vista and you will be just fine.
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#1898 [17:18] <SmellMyPinkie> well i have one :P
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#1900 [17:19] <Mabosaha> Anyone tried out the trial 8 yet?
#1901 [17:19] <DJ_Amos123> Hello
#1902 [17:19] <SmellMyPinkie> so apparently XD
#1903 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.
#1904 [17:19] <SmellMyPinkie> can i not just download windows 7 and install it to 64 bit ?
#1905 [17:19] <mib_rs3uie> are the skins down
#1906 [17:19] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: Need some help here?
#1907 [17:19] <Dalkonzar> does anyone have an estimate of when it will be up (based off previous instances of this)
#1908 [17:19] <Mabosaha> @Grey, you have that on copy-paste, eh?
#1909 [17:19] <Mabosaha> Nope
#1910 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Boreeas - Hah, nah, we're good here.
#1911 [17:19] <DJ_Amos123> Ohh so the serevrs are down!
#1912 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Mabosaha - Pfft. /alias-ed
#1913 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.
#1914 [17:19] <Boreeas> ;+ down Yes, the login servers are down. Please be patient and try again later.
#1915 [17:19] <WugBot> Done.
#1916 [17:20] <Boreeas> There :P
#1917 [17:20] <LRWerewolf> *hrms* Outta curiosity, shouldn't admitting to criminal activity be grounds for a ban?
#1918 [17:20] <Dalkonzar> grey i know you dont know but could u take a guess?
#1919 [17:20] <nipper> are the login servers down?
#1920 [17:20] <DJ_Amos123> Yes
#1921 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Dalkonzar - The web admin of Mojang is working on it. Could be a few hours.
#1922 [17:20] <SmellMyPinkie> nope why ?
#1923 [17:20] <Dalkonzar> Q_Q ok tnx
#1924 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> I can't give you any exact time.
#1925 [17:20] <SmellMyPinkie> just wanna know :P
#1926 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> If you want to keep up to date. Try https://twitter.com/#!/mollstam
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#1928 [17:20] <Dalkonzar> <<<addicted to minecraft i think im gona suffer withdrawals o.o
#1929 [17:21] <nipper> GreyVulpine did you piss on the servers again? I mean last time you were drunk but no shame on you.
#1930 [17:21] <Boreeas> Dalkonzar: Play offline?
#1931 [17:21] <nipper> lol
#1932 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> nipper - Hah, no. I'm thousands of miles away from the servers
#1933 [17:21] <nipper> I'm screwing with you.
#1934 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> I gathered that
#1935 [17:21] <quiggle> i need help i cant connection to Minecraft.net when i want play
#1936 [17:21] <Mabosaha> Grey, about 40.000km?
#1937 [17:22] <Boreeas> <.<
#1938 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.
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#1940 [17:22] <TheNoodle> :down > quiggle
#1941 [17:22] <WugBot> quiggle: (down) Yes, the login servers are down. Please be patient and try again later.
#1942 [17:22] <Mabosaha> Sooo you still could technically... piss on the... servers
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#1945 [17:22] <Mabosaha> I'm sorry just a joke.
#1946 [17:22] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1946 [17:22] <KushStarBadFish> HELP PLEASE! I dont know how to change my current password, someones hacked my account and changed my password on me
#1947 [17:22] <Boreeas> Mabosaha: GryVulpine sits on the moon
#1948 [17:22] <mib_6v2l9t> anyone having problems signing in on mc?
#1949 [17:22] <TheNoodle> :resetpass
#1950 [17:22] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1951 [17:22] <LRWerewolf> SmellMyPinkie: Ah, my bad, Windows 7 Starter is OEM only. Sorry. Looks like you'll need to buy a copy of the OS.
#1952 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_6v2l9t - Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.
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#1954 [17:22] <Boreeas> :down > mib_6v2l9t
#1955 [17:22] <WugBot> mib_6v2l9t: (down) Yes, the login servers are down. Please be patient and try again later.
#1956 [17:22] <Mabosaha> On minecraft.net you can click Forgot password?
#1957 [17:22] <quiggle> ok thanks for the answer, goodnight
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#1959 [17:22] <SmellMyPinkie> To bad.
#1960 [17:22] <DJ_Amos123> mollstam Tobias Mollstam
#1961 [17:22] <DJ_Amos123> 100 000 logins per minute, vroom vroom!
#1962 [17:22] <DJ_Amos123> Insane
#1963 [17:22] <SmellMyPinkie> TY for the help werewolf
#1964 [17:22] <is33> yeah so
#1965 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> is33 - Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.
#1966 [17:23] <mib_6v2l9t> ok thanks just checking to make sure its not only me :)
#1967 [17:23] <is33> oh
#1968 [17:23] <is33> damn
#1969 [17:23] <SmellMyPinkie> see ya'lll
#1970 [17:23] <is33> well thanks
#1971 [17:23] <is33> well thanks
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#1973 [17:23] <ADrunkFoxX> so the login servers are down because i tried redownloading and it says its not downloaded is that whats happening to everyone?
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#1975 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> ADrunkFoxX - yes
#1976 [17:23] <ADrunkFoxX> alright thank you :)
#1977 [17:24] <ADrunkFoxX> does anyone know when it will be back up?
#1978 [17:24] * done929 [done929@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1979 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> No
#1980 [17:24] <Frozeninsect> """""Servers are down. yes. Mojang knows about it. No, we don't know when it'll be up.""""""
#1981 [17:24] <Quackie> someone else hawing problems with their seeds ? Mine seems to get bugged over and over and it keeps on spawning massive areas of only water
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#1983 [17:24] <TheNytangel> !ping
#1984 [17:24] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 1.981 seconds.
#1985 [17:24] <Mabosaha> Nope, Quackie
#1986 [17:24] <TheNytangel> Almost to 2 :D
#1987 [17:24] <ADrunkFoxX> ok well do mods work offline?
#1988 [17:24] <done929> i need help with servers
#1989 [17:24] <LRWerewolf> ---->>>>> If you are coming in because you are having trouble with LOGIN, DOWNLOAD, WEB ACCESS --- Please READ THE CHANNEL TOPIC and all will be made clear! (Except that NO, we DON'T know when it will be fixed, someone might add that to the topic too) <<<<<-----
#1990 [17:25] <done929> im trying to get online but i cant
#1991 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> ADrunkFoxX - They should
#1992 [17:25] <mib_6v2l9t> mods work offline yes
#1993 [17:25] <is33> so, basicaly there s no way of playing minecraft right now?
#1994 [17:25] <done929> oh i see
#1995 [17:25] <ADrunkFoxX> ok sweet thanks
#1996 [17:25] <DJ_Amos123> Minecraft.net Servers ARE down, please wait!
#1997 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> is33 - You can try playing offline, if you have the files downloaded
#1998 [17:25] <TheNytangel> is33: offline mode
#1999 [17:25] <Mabosaha> is33, singleplayer or offline server
#2000 [17:25] <Boreeas> is33: Offline
#2001 [17:25] <done929> but i see 7 people online on a server
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#2003 [17:25] <Boreeas> Bam, 4 answers XD
#2004 [17:25] <done929> q
#2005 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#2006 [17:25] <TheNytangel> !ping
#2007 [17:25] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 0.734 seconds.
#2008 [17:25] <is33> lol thanks
#2009 [17:25] <DJ_Amos123> !ping
#2010 [17:25] <done929> hows that possible?
#2011 [17:25] <Boreeas> done929: They were probably logged in before the login servers wenrt down
#2012 [17:25] <TheNytangel> Down to .7 >.>
#2013 [17:25] <Boreeas> !ping
#2014 [17:25] <done929> oh
#2015 [17:25] <GreyBot> Boreeas Your Ping time was 0.827 seconds.
#2016 [17:25] <gateSmalls> its saying my username and such is not there
#2017 [17:26] <Frozeninsect> "mollstam Tobias Mollstam Login servers soon up, sorry for the delay. Wanted to repair a tad more than just tape it."\
#2018 [17:26] <ADrunkFoxX> !ping
#2019 [17:26] <GreyBot> ADrunkFoxX Your Ping time was 0.577 seconds.
#2020 [17:26] <Boreeas> :down > gateSmalls
#2021 [17:26] <WugBot> gateSmalls: (down) Yes, the login servers are down. Please be patient and try again later.
#2022 [17:26] <gateSmalls> ok
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#2024 [17:26] <TheNytangel> Frozeninsect: you didn't have to highlight him a billion times...
#2025 [17:26] <Mabosaha> If some of you are checking on various mc server lists, it takes a while for them to change (aka list noone playing).
#2026 [17:26] <gateSmalls> i was frecking out a bit there
#2027 [17:26] <Unicornsteak> I've had this "Can't connect to minecraft.net" problem for 6 months now... think I've tried everything... Minecraft can't be down every single time I try.. and it works for my friends so I don't get it. I've checked my firewall, I got the latest Java, I've tried the new log-in server and the old, it's the same. I can play on the browserversion tho. Help pls?
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#2029 [17:27] <ADrunkFoxX> will the title of the chat change when the servers are up?
#2030 [17:27] <Mabosaha> Incompatible java?
#2031 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Unicornsteak - Right now, the login servers are down, but usually that problem is because you have an older launcher.
#2032 [17:27] <Boreeas> ADrunkFoxX: Yes
#2033 [17:27] <Omelette> ahh
#2034 [17:27] <TheNytangel> Unicornsteak: 1. The login servers are down right now. 2. You need the latest launcher for 1.0.0
#2035 [17:27] <Mabosaha> Oh sorry misread about what you said.
#2036 [17:27] <Omelette> so its the login servers
#2037 [17:27] <ADrunkFoxX> sweet thanks!
#2038 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Omelette - Yes
#2039 [17:27] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: I was so mad when I had to change launchers when 1.7 came out
#2040 [17:27] <Frozeninsect> TheNytangel: im sorry im new to this i just copied and pasted it and thats what came out.
#2041 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Boreeas - Gah, tell me about it
#2042 [17:27] <Omelette> well
#2043 [17:27] <Omelette> thatnks for the help
#2044 [17:27] <LRWerewolf> Unicornsteak: What firewall are you using? Have you added the launcher, the minecraft.jar and java.exe files to your firewall's trusted/white list?
#2045 [17:27] <Unicornsteak> I got the latest launcher but it doesn't work even when the servers are up
#2046 [17:27] <Omelette> ill play someother time
#2047 [17:27] <Omelette> bye
#2048 [17:27] <is33> so is it an overload or a DDoS
#2049 [17:27] <ADrunkFoxX> who knows a good mc skin editer
#2050 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> is33 - Overload
#2051 [17:28] <is33> ah
#2052 [17:28] <Boreeas> is33: Or just mollstam messing around
#2053 [17:28] <Boreeas> :P
#2054 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> ADrunkFoxX - Offline or online?
#2055 [17:28] <ADrunkFoxX> both
#2056 [17:28] <is33> lol
#2057 [17:28] <is33> well there goes my break from coding
#2058 [17:28] <ADrunkFoxX> lol idk what u mean
#2059 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> SkinEdit is a good program you can download: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/3796-skinedit-new-version-13-april-alpha-3-pre-7/
#2060 [17:29] <Unicornsteak> Yes I have put them on the trusted list
#2061 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Online, there's multiple website, like Novaskin (currently down though).
#2062 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> http://minecraft.novaskin.me/
#2063 [17:29] <ADrunkFoxX> great ty and how do u make mods?
#2064 [17:29] <Mabosaha> Anyone here using a unique skin?:)
#2065 [17:29] <Unicornsteak> I'm just using the windows firewall
#2066 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> ADrunkFoxX - Look into: http://mcp.ocean-labs.de/index.php/MCP_Releases
#2067 [17:29] <is33> http://minecraftcustomizer.net has a great flash skin editor
#2068 [17:29] <LRWerewolf> Unicornsteak: Very likely we won't be able to help you further diagnose until the login servers come back up then. And please, for the sake of the internet, get a real firewall.
#2069 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Decompiled source for minecraft
#2070 [17:29] <ADrunkFoxX> sweet ty for links u guys rock!
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#2072 [17:30] <DJ_Amos123> mollstam Tobias Mollstam
#2073 [17:30] <DJ_Amos123> Login servers soon up, sorry for the delay. Wanted to repair a tad more than just tape it.
#2074 [17:30] <Unicornsteak> Okey. Any good firewall you can recomend then?
#2075 [17:30] <is33> avast has an all in one
#2076 [17:30] <DJ_Amos123> i have Advast
#2077 [17:30] <DJ_Amos123> :D
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#2079 [17:30] <LRWerewolf> Unicornsteak: I cannot offer a recommendation (legal reasons) BUT I can say that I use Comodo's Firewall. It's free.
#2080 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> DJ_Amos123 - Easy there... Please don't repeat tobias's name here
#2081 [17:30] <TheNytangel> DJ_Amos123: you can stop saying that now...
#2082 [17:30] <Boreeas> ;kick DJ_Amos123 Stop highlighting him, it pings him
#2083 [17:30] * WugBot kicked DJ_Amos123 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: J_Amos123 :Stop highlighting him, it pings him)
#2084 [17:31] <Unicornsteak> okey thanx
#2085 [17:31] <Colin0912> Hey guys is mine craft down as can log on online
#2086 [17:31] <TheNytangel> Boreeas: we gave him warnings :P
#2087 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Colin0912 - Yes, It's down
#2088 [17:31] <Colin0912> cant*
#2089 [17:31] <Boreeas> :down > Colin0912
#2090 [17:31] <WugBot> Colin0912: (down) Yes, the login servers are down. Please be patient and try again later.
#2091 [17:31] <LRWerewolf> ---->>>>> If you are coming in because you are having trouble with LOGIN, DOWNLOAD, WEB ACCESS --- Please READ THE CHANNEL TOPIC and all will be made clear! (Except that NO, we DON'T know when it will be fixed, someone might add that to the topic too). YES, we know you can see people on servers -- they were logged in before the problem started or got lucky and hit the auth server at the exact right mic
#2092 [17:31] <LRWerewolf> rosecond <<<<<-----
#2093 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Gah.
#2094 [17:31] <Boreeas> LRWerewolf: Don't spam, c'mon
#2095 [17:31] <Colin0912> ok thank you does anyone know when be back up?
#2096 [17:31] <TheNytangel> Colin0912: no
#2097 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Colin0912 - Soon™
#2098 [17:31] <Boreeas> TheNytangel: I was typing before even looking what you guys said :P
#2099 [17:31] <Gurrick> there shouldn't be a problem playing on an XP computer should there? a guy says when he launches the game, nothing happens, not even a login screen
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#2101 [17:32] <Mabosaha> No
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#2103 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Usually means either java's not installed, or he doesn't have enough RAM free
#2104 [17:32] <Boreeas> Gurrick: Having any mods installed?
#2105 [17:32] <Colin0912> thanks everyone
#2106 [17:32] <Gurrick> nope he cant launch the game at all. first time launch
#2107 [17:32] <ADrunkFoxX> i i dont use a firewall because i had to diasble it so i could host boot people on xbox
#2108 [17:32] <Mabosaha> I could play just fine on my XP
#2109 [17:32] <Boreeas> ??> Gurrick win/javara
#2110 [17:32] <Boreeas> Err
#2111 [17:32] <VoxelHead> Gurrick: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2112 [17:32] <VoxelHead> Gurrick: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software and you can download it from http://sourceforge.net/projects/javara/files/
#2113 [17:32] <Boreeas> Gurrick: Disregard that
#2114 [17:32] <holt96> my game told my that minecraft.net cannot be found
#2115 [17:32] <LRWerewolf> ADrunkFoxX: If you're doing anything (other than running an Oracle Database) that requires you not to use a firewall, you're either a.) Not using your firewall right, or, b.) doing something you shouldn't.
#2116 [17:32] <Gurrick> okay. is there a 64 bit version of XP? and thanks voxel
#2117 [17:32] <Boreeas> ??> Gurrick java/version
#2118 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Gurrick: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2119 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> holt96 - Login servers are down
#2120 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Gurrick: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2121 [17:33] <Boreeas> Gurrick: Disregard what voxel told you about javara
#2122 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - There is, yes.
#2123 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> Usually the majority of people run 32 bit Windows XP though
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#2125 [17:33] <holt96> do you know when they will be back up?
#2126 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> holt96 - No
#2127 [17:33] <Boreeas> holt96: Nope, sorry
#2128 [17:33] <Gurrick> okay. thanks. its this french guy and i'm trying to translate for him lol i'm a 5 year french student so trying to explain computer terms is hard
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#2131 [17:34] <LRWerewolf> Can we just add the "no we don't know when" to the topic and start kicking people who don't read the topic? Or would htat be too draconian?
#2132 [17:34] <Boreeas> LRWerewolf: Yes
#2133 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Appreciate the help. Have him uninstall/reinstall java, and check how much RAM/memory he has
#2134 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Appreciate the help. Have him uninstall/reinstall java, and check how much RAM/memory he has
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#2138 [17:34] <ADrunkFoxX> LRWerewolf its called cane and able and its hacking software so my firewall blocks it
#2139 [17:35] <Mathemagician> 64 bit win7 FTW
#2140 [17:35] <Boreeas> ADrunkFoxX: Stop hacking wifis ;)
#2141 [17:35] <LRWerewolf> ADrunkFoxX: Familiar with it. Add the relevant entries to your firewall to allow it.
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#2143 [17:35] <Gurrick> okay. will do
#2144 [17:35] <SpacemanAlec> Hello....I just downloaded the game and now I can't play....what do i need to do?
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#2146 [17:35] <dkong> does this websit error happens alot?
#2147 [17:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Win XP! :D Too bad it can only go to 16 gig ram. :(
#2148 [17:35] <ssddr> Servers down?
#2149 [17:35] <dkong> does minecraft.net goes down alot?
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#2151 [17:36] <CrusaderDeleters> not recently
#2152 [17:36] <rymate1234> SpacemanAlec: error?
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#2154 [17:36] <Angrycheese> Whenever I try to login t minecraft it says that i cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2155 [17:36] <LRWerewolf> The servers are overloaded. This is why you cannot log in, download, or even at times browse the minecraft.net site. Mojang knows about it. Mojang has not told us when the issue will be fixed.
#2156 [17:36] <Mabosaha> Cheese, its down
#2157 [17:36] <CrusaderDeleters> !login
#2158 [17:36] <SpacemanAlec> it only said error when we tried to upgrade java
#2159 [17:36] <Angrycheese> shoot
#2160 [17:37] <Angrycheese> this stinks
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#2162 [17:37] <Mabosaha> Has anyone played on finchson's server (not advertizing, it doesn't exist anymore)
#2163 [17:37] <CrusaderDeleters> I'm sure this is just something that will pass by quick
#2164 [17:37] <ADrunkFoxX> lol ok thanks man because id like to have firewall on
#2165 [17:37] <Angrycheese> so this is not a problem on my computer?
#2166 [17:37] <Quackie> Minecraft is up
#2167 [17:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Have you played on Delbunks? :P I miss delbunk. :(
#2168 [17:38] <Mabosaha> no cheese
#2169 [17:38] <CrusaderDeleters> !login
#2170 [17:38] <CrusaderDeleters> orly?
#2171 [17:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Yay. I was right, it passed by fast.
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#2173 [17:38] <Angrycheese> haha!
#2174 [17:38] <Angrycheese> it works
#2175 [17:38] <Mabosaha> worksworks
#2176 [17:38] <Mabosaha> Hell yeah:)
#2177 [17:38] <Angrycheese> thanks guys
#2178 [17:38] <cornelius> mine works. thanks guys. :-)
#2179 [17:38] <Angrycheese> bye
#2180 [17:39] <Mabosaha> Yep, thanks:) Bye
#2181 [17:39] <CrusaderDeleters> lol, I don't know if we should get the thanks. :P
#2182 [17:39] <Gurrick> This guy has java version 1.6.0_29... I have 1.7 so does that mean he should update?
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#2186 [17:39] <CrusaderDeleters> Update to 1.0 is a good idea...
#2187 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> No. Java 7 (1.7) has been known to cause problems for some
#2188 [17:39] * srsfiter [srsfiter@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2189 [17:39] <srsfiter> Hello
#2190 [17:39] <CrusaderDeleters> It caused me problems with connection on classic mc.
#2191 [17:40] <CrusaderDeleters> hi.
#2192 [17:40] <srsfiter> I have reset my password TWICE
#2193 [17:40] <srsfiter> and I still cannot login to my account?
#2194 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> srsfiter - What happens when you try?
#2195 [17:40] <srsfiter> Oops unknown username or password
#2196 [17:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Does it exactly say "Failed to login"?
#2197 [17:40] <ADrunkFoxX> yay it worked!
#2198 [17:40] <Gurrick> hmm...
#2199 [17:40] <dkong> Mojang look anf learn http://d3s.co/5/the-infrastructure-of-minecraft-net/
#2200 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> srsfiter - Clear your browser's cookies
#2201 [17:40] <ADrunkFoxX> what kind of skin should i make guys?
#2202 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> It'll work then
#2203 [17:40] <srsfiter> It just worked randomly
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#2205 [17:41] <CrusaderDeleters> maybe you used the right credentials
#2206 [17:41] <CrusaderDeleters> (this time... :P)
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#2208 [17:41] <srsfiter> I was using them
#2209 [17:41] <ADrunkFoxX> hey what skin should i make?
#2210 [17:42] <Gurrick> make a link from Legend of zelda, that would be original
#2211 [17:42] <ADrunkFoxX> anyone there?
#2212 [17:42] <ADrunkFoxX> o ok sick
#2213 [17:42] <CrusaderDeleters> srsfiter, the password field is censored, so noone can copy it. maybe you mistyped on accedent.
#2214 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> ADrunkFoxX - There's thousands of skins out there. Minecraftskins.com is one such database
#2215 [17:42] <Gboiboy> hello...my account have some bug... it alway write uknown username or unknown pasword.. i change it trhu the link and email, and it still not work.. i bought the game before few months ago
#2216 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Find one that somebody hasn't made... or that you can make better
#2217 [17:42] <Gurrick> java version 1.6, 2.00GB RAM and the launcher doesn't do anything when executed, not even a black screen, anyone have any ideas?
#2218 [17:43] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: I'm up to 579 :D
#2219 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Gurrick - Know anything about cmd prompt?
#2220 [17:43] <Gurrick> yeah
#2221 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#2222 [17:43] <ADrunkFoxX> GreyVulpine im makeing a skin
#2223 [17:43] <CrusaderDeleters> gboiboy, using client?
#2224 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Will launch minecraft through a batch file, you'll be able to get any errors through the cmd prompt
#2225 [17:43] <Gboiboy> downloaded form page
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#2228 [17:43] <CrusaderDeleters> maybe you mistyped you password. Sometiems that happens to be, since I type so damn fast.
#2229 [17:44] <chucknorrispain> It working for anyone yet?
#2230 [17:44] <CrusaderDeleters> (see, I had a typo)
#2231 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> chucknorrispain - Nope
#2232 [17:44] <chucknorrispain> :/
#2233 [17:44] <Gboiboy> nono...i tried so many times and i was patient
#2234 [17:44] <CrusaderDeleters> hrm. I guess try changing the password?
#2235 [17:44] <chucknorrispain> me wants it! Oh well. back to skyrim. :/
#2236 [17:44] <Gboiboy> i did...two time
#2237 [17:45] <CrusaderDeleters> oblivion > skyrim in my opinion
#2238 [17:45] <chucknorrispain> NO!
#2239 [17:45] <chucknorrispain> skyrim is better
#2240 [17:45] <CrusaderDeleters> When I saw skyrim, it looked a little... odd.
#2241 [17:45] <CrusaderDeleters> a little imbalanced.
#2242 [17:45] <Gboiboy> i cant to conect to minecraft net
#2243 [17:45] <chucknorrispain> No, everyone says it looks dumb, and is beast
#2244 [17:45] <CrusaderDeleters> mc is down
#2245 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Gboiboy - See /topic
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#2247 [17:46] <CrusaderDeleters> wow. Minecraft is yet a clogged drain again.
#2248 [17:46] <chucknorrispain> :P
#2249 [17:46] <CrusaderDeleters> I've only seen this happen... like 10 times.
#2250 [17:46] <Gboiboy> Insufficient arguments for command.
#2251 [17:46] <Gboiboy> :-)
#2252 [17:46] <CrusaderDeleters> Ahh, I remember the first time I seen this error.
#2253 [17:46] <Gurrick> Everyone, thanks for all your help but i g2g. If anyone knows french and would like to try and help this guy, send me a message
#2254 [17:46] <chucknorrispain> I think that old people should play skyrim. only old people.
#2255 [17:46] <CrusaderDeleters> I remember waiting oh, so patiently.
#2256 [17:46] <chucknorrispain> :O
#2257 [17:47] <chucknorrispain> :I
#2258 [17:47] <chucknorrispain> :|
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#2260 [17:47] <chucknorrispain> Soz, i bye bye now
#2261 [17:47] <chucknorrispain> t:D
#2262 [17:47] <chucknorrispain> t:D*
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#2264 [17:47] <CrusaderDeleters> cya, spammah.
#2265 [17:47] <CrusaderDeleters> lol :P
#2266 [17:47] <dkong> this explain why minecraft server crash alot: http://d3s.co/5/the-infrastructure-of-minecraft-net/
#2267 [17:48] <Gboiboy> one time i conect to online server thru the single game menu...but there were no my account and i had nothing,,,just the Player
#2268 [17:48] <Gboiboy> i dont know what to do
#2269 [17:49] <CrusaderDeleters> ...what? Sorry, I just didn't understand. XD
#2270 [17:49] <Gboiboy> me?
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#2272 [17:50] <LRWerewolf> Sweeet.... I just managed to dump ten cows straight into my cow farm... muhahaha... talk about a head start
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#2274 [17:50] <aljorub> oh i came on to say about minecraft.net
#2275 [17:50] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#2276 [17:51] <aljorub> when is it back up
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#2278 [17:51] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2279 [17:51] <CrusaderDeleters> *shrug*
#2280 [17:51] <CrusaderDeleters> just hope and pray.
#2281 [17:51] <aljorub> same
#2282 [17:51] <aljorub> when i do get on the hole thing crashes
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#2284 [17:52] <aljorub> they need beter servers
#2285 [17:52] <aljorub> they need beter servers
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#2287 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> Be glad this isn't still in alpha, when they had ONE server running login/website/auth/skins.
#2288 [17:53] <aljorub> realy
#2289 [17:53] <aljorub> realy
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#2291 [17:53] * GreyVulpine nods
#2291 [17:53] <aljorub> are some people on it
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#2293 [17:53] <LRWerewolf> I am, aljorub
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#2295 [17:54] <Sylar6281> Any idea when auth servers are coming back online
#2296 [17:54] <aljorub> i am going to play it oflinw
#2297 [17:55] <aljorub> i cant
#2298 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Sylar6281 - No ETA
#2299 [17:56] <mollstam> login is pretty good now
#2300 [17:56] <aljorub> greyvulpine
#2301 [17:56] <aljorub> how do you play ofline
#2302 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> aljorub - Just log in, minecraft will download its files
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#2304 [17:57] <Jackson413> !isdown (still?(
#2305 [17:57] <Jackson413> !isdown
#2306 [17:57] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2307 [17:58] <clarkievon12> i can't connect to re-add the jar
#2308 [17:58] <aljorub> greyvulpine i have got that error again
#2309 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> aljorub - What error?
#2310 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 1
#2311 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> !topic insert Minecraft.net is UP
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#2314 [18:00] <clarkievon12> when i run minecraft i get a little colorful box that says enter Playername
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#2316 [18:00] <mollstam> wait a minute
#2317 [18:00] <mollstam> :D
#2318 [18:00] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2319 [18:00] <whatup> why cant i get on??
#2320 [18:00] <mollstam> that's what I meant
#2321 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> Hah. fair enough
#2322 [18:00] <CrusaderDeleters> what was the difference?
#2323 [18:01] <CrusaderDeleters> besides the double space
#2324 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> site/login
#2325 [18:01] <CrusaderDeleters> oh
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#2327 [18:02] <sockmister> Hello... I'll start by asking if it's possible to play any version other than Classic Minecraft, for free.
#2328 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> sockmister - Only classic is fre
#2329 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> free*
#2330 [18:03] <sockmister> Is it really $27? I thought it was $8?
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#2332 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> It is 27 dollars USD, yes
#2333 [18:04] <sockmister> So it isn't possible for me to download the Alpha version of Minecraft, without purchasing the full game?
#2334 [18:04] <CrusaderDeleters> nope. :)
#2335 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> Alpha is no longer available. Alpha became beta in December of last year. Beta became final just a couple weeks ago
#2336 [18:04] <CrusaderDeleters> the demo, however is free (go figure)
#2337 [18:05] <sockmister> Well that's no good. I was wanting to play what people on the Youtube videos are calling Alpha. Most everyone thinks it was way better back then, so that's what I was after...
#2338 [18:05] * TheNytangel got beta in 1.2
#2338 [18:05] <clarkievon12> when i try to open minecraft it says its not installed in the right directory
#2339 [18:06] * CrusaderDeleters got minecraft before the 7th secret friday update.
#2339 [18:06] <CrusaderDeleters> That'
#2340 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> sockmister - Alpha was extremely buggy back in the day
#2341 [18:06] <CrusaderDeleters> woops. That's going WAAAAYYYY back
#2342 [18:06] <CrusaderDeleters> oh yeah.
#2343 [18:06] <CrusaderDeleters> I can tell you stories of my first time in multiplayer.
#2344 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Tons of game breaking features back in alpha, redstone and minecarts were notorious for breaking hte server
#2345 [18:06] <sockmister> I watched a 57-video Minecraft series on Youtube. X's Adventures in Minecraft. Took me 11 hours... but he played the game in Alpha. And that's the version I want.
#2346 [18:06] <CrusaderDeleters> and boats
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#2348 [18:07] <CrusaderDeleters> boats have ALWAYS been broken in multiplayer.
#2349 [18:07] <CrusaderDeleters> today, they just don't turn correctly.
#2350 [18:08] <CrusaderDeleters> before, they caused server-crashing lag.
#2351 [18:08] <CrusaderDeleters> Seeing minecraft progress was actually the first game I have seen go from just a pile of coding to a well-written game.
#2352 [18:08] <sockmister> Well I'm really disappointed. I at least wanted to play -some- version of Minecraft. I was considering doing the thing where I get a Wal-Mart card and use that to pay... but I didn't see that in the payment options. And that was when I thought it was like $8.
#2353 [18:09] <clarkievon12> im gonna play the oldest minecraft possible excluding classic
#2354 [18:09] <CrusaderDeleters> you can play minecraft! :D It's called classic. :D
#2355 [18:09] <sockmister> Classic is not worth playing. -_-
#2356 [18:09] <CrusaderDeleters> clark: it was taken down. :(
#2357 [18:09] <CrusaderDeleters> classic actually is. Just look for good multiplayer servers.
#2358 [18:09] <CrusaderDeleters> They have all kinds of stuff
#2359 [18:09] <CrusaderDeleters> from lava survival to mazes.
#2360 [18:10] <clarkievon12> lol i think i just downgraded my minecraft jar to classic :p
#2361 [18:10] <sockmister> I don't want to play in multiplayer servers. I want to build a shelter that actually serves as a shelter. I want to build pickaxes and mine down and hit a cave, and use torches to light it up. And yeah...
#2362 [18:10] <CrusaderDeleters> lol, mcnostalgia? :P
#2363 [18:10] <CrusaderDeleters> then use your 27 leftover $. It's worth it.
#2364 [18:10] <TheNytangel> sockmister: you can do that already...
#2365 [18:10] <clarkievon12> yah. wow inventory is I instead of E
#2366 [18:11] <sockmister> You can't do that in Classic, @ Nytangel
#2367 [18:11] <TheNytangel> sockmister: then just buy the game?
#2368 [18:11] <TheNytangel> Any other way is illegal, except for the demo
#2369 [18:11] <CrusaderDeleters> I've been told that it's worth it. Then I just bought it, and consumed by fun.
#2370 [18:11] <sockmister> I don't think I have any payment options. I heard there's no physical version in Wal-Mart or anywhere, and I know my mom won't want to use a credit card, even if I give her my real cash.
#2371 [18:12] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah, I mentioned the demo earlier. :P
#2372 [18:12] <clarkievon12> why did the 3rd person not stay over the shoulder?!
#2373 [18:12] <TheNytangel> sockmister: the only way is by credit card or paypal
#2374 [18:12] <clarkievon12> i would always be in 3rd person then
#2375 [18:12] <clarkievon12> and you can only use paypal if your in sweden :p
#2376 [18:12] <CrusaderDeleters> actually
#2377 [18:12] <CrusaderDeleters> I'm in us and it accepted it.
#2378 [18:13] <sockmister> Alright, about the demo?
#2379 [18:13] <clarkievon12> [:< wouldn't let me use mine
#2380 [18:13] <TheNytangel> ??>> sockmister demo
#2381 [18:13] <CrusaderDeleters> geeooogle. :D
#2382 [18:13] <CrusaderDeleters> it's your best friend.
#2383 [18:13] <clarkievon12> who you talkin to?
#2384 [18:13] <CrusaderDeleters> sock
#2385 [18:14] <clarkievon12> ah
#2386 [18:14] <TheNytangel> CrusaderDeleters: but I already told him about it
#2387 [18:14] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
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#2389 [18:14] <clarkievon12> ok i don't like this :/
#2390 [18:15] <CrusaderDeleters> I actually used it more than 1 year ago, who knows what coulda changed.
#2391 [18:15] <clarkievon12> ah
#2392 [18:16] <clarkievon12> a1.1.0 :D
#2393 [18:16] <CrusaderDeleters> clark: mcnostalgia?
#2394 [18:17] <clarkievon12> yes
#2395 [18:17] <CrusaderDeleters> ahhh. Memories. :)
#2396 [18:17] <clarkievon12> lol
#2397 [18:17] <clarkievon12> i give up. just gonna play 1.8.1
#2398 [18:18] <clarkievon12> what is RC1/RC2?
#2399 [18:18] <TheNytangel> Why not 1.0
#2400 [18:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Release Client 1 and 2
#2401 [18:18] <clarkievon12> cause the server i play on is still 1.8.1 cause bukkit isnt stable
#2402 [18:18] <CrusaderDeleters> its like a candidate for release.
#2403 [18:18] <clarkievon12> ah
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#2405 [18:20] <clarkievon12> idk how to make an S :/
#2406 [18:20] <Eddie> You can certainly type it
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#2408 [18:21] <clarkievon12> i meant on minecraft
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#2411 [18:26] <gitterrost4> Hey. I just switched to the dvorak keyboard layout and was wondering if i
#2412 [18:26] <TheNytangel> Huh
#2413 [18:26] <TheNytangel> I'm not trying to do this to beat Thrae or anything
#2414 [18:26] <TheNytangel> But, Thrae, don't talk :)
#2415 [18:27] <TheNytangel> I just need like, 2 more lines to beat you/tie with you
#2416 [18:27] <gitterrost4> can rebind the number keys in minecraft
#2417 [18:27] <TheNytangel> gitterrost4: the number keys are always for your hotbar
#2418 [18:28] <gitterrost4> TheNytangel: I know, but u
#2419 [18:28] <TheNytangel> I what?
#2420 [18:29] <gitterrost4> The Nytangel: Sorry I accidentally hit enter... what I was going to say: I know, but the numbers are not in order on the dvorak keyboard...
#2421 [18:29] <TheNytangel> Well..... get a new keyboard? :)
#2422 [18:29] <TheNytangel> I don't think there's a way to change them
#2423 [18:30] <gitterrost4> Hmm... That's bad...
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#2425 [18:32] <gitterrost4> I really like this layout... But I would hate to have to switch to qwerty everytime I start minecraft
#2426 [18:32] <TheNoodle> d.d
#2427 [18:33] <TheNoodle> ydco co a ,.cpe nafrgy VvV
#2428 [18:33] <Henley77> Can Spiders swim? or are they like slimes and only sink?
#2429 [18:33] <TheNoodle> Yd.f jab o,cmv
#2430 [18:33] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle: now you're just trying to beat me, right?
#2431 [18:33] <clarkievon12> how do i make an S in minecraft?
#2432 [18:33] <TheNytangel> Henley77: they can swim
#2433 [18:33] <Henley77> thanks
#2434 [18:33] <TheNoodle> What, no I was in dvork typing qwerty style :p
#2435 [18:33] <TheNytangel> clarkievon12: no idea, trial and error
#2436 [18:33] <clarkievon12> bleh
#2437 [18:33] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle: stop the spam or I'll kick you >:(
#2438 [18:33] <TheNoodle> gitterrost4, you can set keyboard shortcuts to do that.
#2439 [18:33] <TheNoodle> TheNytangel what spam? :P
#2440 [18:34] <TheNytangel> HA! I'm beating Thrae now
#2441 [18:34] <TheNytangel> <TheNoodle> ydco co a ,.cpe nafrgy VvV
#2442 [18:34] <TheNoodle> Go and look at a dvork layout next to qwerty, that actually makes perfect sense.
#2443 [18:34] <TheNytangel> Spam!
#2444 [18:35] <clarkievon12> how you change layout?
#2445 [18:35] <TheNoodle> Nc.ov
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#2447 [18:35] <TheNoodle> Control panel - keyboard layouts - add dvork - select from the language bar (typicaly on the taskbar)
#2448 [18:35] <pink123> can people with pc join a mac server?
#2449 [18:35] <TheNoodle> Yes.
#2450 [18:36] <gitterrost4> The Noodle: what do you mean by keyboard shortcuts?
#2451 [18:36] <pink123> because mt friend has a mac and he thinks its not possible for me to join
#2452 [18:36] <TheNoodle> A keyboard shortcut is like ctrl+A to select all the text on a page.
#2453 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> pink123 - It's possible
#2454 [18:36] <TheNytangel> pink123: you can. He just needs to port forward
#2455 [18:36] <clarkievon12> i don't see keyboard layout
#2456 [18:36] <TheNoodle> Which he needs to do for anyone outside his own network to join anyway.
#2457 [18:37] <pink123> okay cool and is there a way for me to make a minecraft server without messing with my router because my dad dosent let me ;/
#2458 [18:37] <gitterrost4> I know what a keyboard shortcut is... I just don't know how you would accomplish this with keyboard shortcuts o.O
#2459 [18:37] <TheNoodle> control panel - change keyboards or other input methods
#2460 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> pink123 - There is not
#2461 [18:37] <TheNytangel> pink123: yeah, but anyone outside your house can't join
#2462 [18:37] <pink123> oh okay thanx i think there sahould be! :D
#2463 [18:37] <TheNoodle> Click the tab 'advanced key settings'
#2464 [18:37] <gitterrost4> TheNoodle: Now I think you are talking about Windows... I am on linux here...
#2465 [18:37] <clarkievon12> where is Dvork?
#2466 [18:37] <TheNoodle> Ah.
#2467 [18:38] <TheNytangel> pink123 is now going to invent a router that is already port forwarded :P
#2468 [18:38] <gitterrost4> The Noodle: oh well... I think I will write a script which changes layouts everytime i start minecraft
#2469 [18:38] <TheNoodle> clarkievon12, under english.
#2470 [18:38] <is33> anyone good with c++?
#2471 [18:38] <TheNoodle> gitterrost4, that would actually be easier imo.
#2472 [18:38] <DopeGhoti> is33: FCVO 'good'.
#2473 [18:38] <TheNoodle> is33, #coders
#2474 [18:38] <clarkievon12> sweet
#2475 [18:38] <gitterrost4> It is still not good that these keys are not customizable...
#2476 [18:38] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti: they're only foreign until they are #defined or #included ;D
#2477 [18:39] <gitterrost4> Maybe this will be added eventually
#2478 [18:39] <clarkievon12> how do i activate it?
#2479 [18:39] <is33> apparently i am banned for some reason or another from #coders....
#2480 [18:39] <TheNytangel> Mibbit...
#2481 [18:39] <TheNoodle> clarkievon12, look for the language bar, it should be on your taskbar now.
#2482 [18:40] <is33> im just having a symbol reference error
#2483 [18:40] <pink123> Do you have to have winwar to get mods?
#2484 [18:40] <clarkievon12> i found it'
#2485 [18:40] <TheNoodle> lolled
#2486 [18:40] <clarkievon12> urgbe cy
#2487 [18:40] <clarkievon12> :D
#2488 [18:40] <pink123> Do you have to have winwar to get mods?
#2489 [18:40] <TheNytangel> Time to get ready for my concert...
#2490 [18:41] <TheNytangel> pink123: or win7
#2491 [18:41] <TheNytangel> pink123: 7zip*
#2492 [18:41] <is33> nytangel what band/dj
#2493 [18:41] <clarkievon12> hmmm
#2494 [18:41] <TheNytangel> is33: concert band
#2495 [18:41] <pink123> okay
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#2497 [18:42] <clarkievon12> can i get one that automatically changes my text to a different language?
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#2499 [18:44] <clarkievon12> hmmm
#2500 [18:44] <is33> cout<<"all my why"<<endl;
#2501 [18:44] <clarkievon12> c ydcbt cm irbba hgoy yant cb ydco nabigai.
#2502 [18:44] <TheNoodle> No clarkievon12.
#2503 [18:44] <krebbit> need help installing it keeps saying bad video cards
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#2505 [18:45] <clarkievon12> awww
#2506 [18:46] <clarkievon12> er.o mf nabigai. jdabi. urp mcb.jpauyZ
#2507 [18:48] <clarkievon12> ok i will stop now
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#2509 [18:48] <clarkievon12> you know how hard that was with the Dvorak keyboard?
#2510 [18:49] <btz0> Anyone here able to help me with minecraft installation?
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#2512 [18:49] <clarkievon12> ugjt mf ncu.
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#2514 [18:50] <clarkievon12> jab abfrb. ypabonay. ydcoZ
#2515 [18:50] <clarkievon12> sE
#2516 [18:51] <clarkievon12> rrlo
#2517 [18:51] <clarkievon12> oops
#2518 [18:56] <TheNytangel> There... already
#2519 [18:56] <TheNytangel> All ready*
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#2524 [19:07] <mollstam> I'm not sure if it is known here, but not being able to log in on website with correct credentials is a known bug
#2525 [19:08] <mollstam> unknown cause though, and can be bypassed by just trying again, preferably by clearing cookies
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#2527 [19:10] * GreyVulpine nods
#2527 [19:10] <GreyVulpine> Clearing Cookies is a solution we pass around here as well
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#2530 [19:13] <Trel> Quick question, if I leave the level-seed directive blank in server.properties, will it use the seed in level.dat?
#2531 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2532 [19:14] <Trel> Excellent, thanks.
#2533 [19:14] <Trel> Excellent, thanks.
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#2535 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> The level-seed arguement in server.properties is only used on world generation
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#2543 [19:48] <sluggo> hey can someone help me?
#2544 [19:48] <WugBot> sluggo: (ww) Help you with what?
#2545 [19:49] <sluggo> i bought minecraft 2 days ago and i cant login still
#2546 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> What happens when you try?
#2547 [19:50] <DreadLindwyrm> What username did you choose?
#2548 [19:50] <sluggo> cyanidedc
#2549 [19:51] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid cyanidedc
#2550 [19:51] <sluggo> let me try really quick and ill tell u
#2551 [19:51] <sluggo> it says username not premeum
#2552 [19:52] <DreadLindwyrm> That suggests Mojang's servers don't recognize that you've paid. Check with your bank/paypal that the payment has gone through.
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#2555 [19:52] <sluggo> its been over 48 hours can i email someone or something?
#2556 [19:52] <frogmella> what is hamachi
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#2558 [19:53] <frogmella> because my friend told me to just make a a server with hamachi cuz it take like 5 min and not 2 hours
#2559 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> We don't support servers running on Hamachi. Adds a needless level of complexity.
#2560 [19:54] <sluggo> the credit card statement said it went through and it was charged $26.something
#2561 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Did you get any emails confirming payment at all?
#2562 [19:54] <frogmella> greyvulpine i dont understand? WHAT IS hamachi why not?
#2563 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - Hamachi is a VPN software.
#2564 [19:54] <sluggo> not from minecraft
#2565 [19:54] <DreadLindwyrm> It would be from mojang
#2566 [19:54] <frogmella> k whats vpn lol?
#2567 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - I assume you're on a home connection?
#2568 [19:55] <frogmella> Yeah
#2569 [19:55] <frogmella> i use wifi telus high speed
#2570 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - A VPN software is a piece of software you run, that allows anybody to connect to your computer, imitating a computer on your network, or inside your house
#2571 [19:55] <frogmella> how is this relevant?
#2572 [19:56] <frogmella> hmm
#2573 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Some people prefer hamachi, over trying to port forward/set up their router
#2574 [19:56] <frogmella> stil dont get it
#2575 [19:56] <frogmella> but i only want to lpay with 1 friend?
#2576 [19:56] <frogmella> are u saying he can hack my network or something?
#2577 [19:56] <frogmella> also ill make a pass and all
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#2579 [19:56] <frogmella> explaiiin
#2580 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Alright. Let me put it simply. Pretend your house is inside a gated community with a guard at the gatehouse. There's only one address.
#2581 [19:57] <frogmella> k
#2582 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Anybody that wants to talk to you, needs to pass through the guard at the gatehouse.
#2583 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> That's your modem.
#2584 [19:57] * Jovet pops some popcorn.
#2584 [19:57] <frogmella> yeah
#2585 [19:57] <geraldbrent> Gtg to walmart, bai!
#2586 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> If you were running a server at your house, nobody would know exactly how to get to it, because the guard doesn't let them through
#2587 [19:58] <frogmella> so whats hamachi do?
#2588 [19:58] <frogmella> uhuh
#2589 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Port forwarding, is like telling the guard at the gatehouse, "If somebody's coming through with pizza, let them through to my house"
#2590 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> If you're running a minecraft server, you need to create a rule in your modem/router to let in minecraft traffic from the modem to your own computer inside your house
#2591 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> This is called, port forwarding
#2592 [19:59] <frogmella> so hamachi just lets anyone through?
#2593 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi, is like somebody tunneling underneath the wall, and pretending to live besides you.
#2594 [19:59] <frogmella> right
#2595 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> They have full access to your computer, as well as any other computer on your network
#2596 [20:00] <frogmella> dawm
#2597 [20:00] <frogmella> but only the poeple who know the ip can do that?
#2598 [20:00] <frogmella> wait watt?
#2599 [20:00] <frogmella> i though this is for minecraft not my whole network
#2600 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi isn't used simply for minecraft.
#2601 [20:01] <frogmella> omgg
#2602 [20:01] <frogmella> why do so many poeple use it?
#2603 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> People are dumb/lazy?
#2604 [20:01] <frogmella> K so your saying that hamachi is a virus?
#2605 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi is not a virus.
#2606 [20:01] <frogmella> so ill just turn it off after i am done playing with my friend?
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#2608 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> Again, it's a VPN software. It allows the access of a LAN through tunneling.
#2609 [20:02] <frogmella> k so is doesnt get to the guard so the only people that can go through that fuking tunnel are the poeple i tell the ip thing to isnt it? : (?
#2610 [20:03] <Jovet> frogmella is 50.98.135.66.
#2611 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> Yes. Anybody that wants to access that tunnel, needs to not only have hamachi, but also join the VPN hamachi network that you set up
#2612 [20:03] <frogmella> jovet ??
#2613 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> as well as your hamachi-specific IP address
#2614 [20:03] <frogmella> BOOM so hows it not safe?
#2615 [20:04] <frogmella> greyvulpine hows it not safe then? my friend is so dumb he doesnt know shit about hackin
#2616 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Anybody on the hamachi network, can access anything on your computer.
#2617 [20:04] <frogmella> OK HOW!!
#2618 [20:04] <TheNoodle> frogmella, it's worse if your friend is dumb.
#2619 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> It's as simple as right clicking on a computer, and choosing "open computer"
#2620 [20:04] <TheNoodle> Becuase chances are he or she will click on links around the internet that aren't exactly nice.
#2621 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Letting them have access to your files, without you even knowing
#2622 [20:04] <frogmella> OMFg so could he change setting delete stuff?
#2623 [20:04] <Jovet> frogmella: what GreyVulpine is trying to say is Hamachi makes a kind of "mini internet" and all someone needs is your IP on *that* "internet" to try to hack you out.
#2624 [20:04] <TheNoodle> Yes.
#2625 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> He could very easily delete stuff
#2626 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Even inadvertedly.
#2627 [20:05] <frogmella> wow
#2628 [20:06] <frogmella> Whay the hell does that feature EXIST IN HAMAchi?
#2629 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Hence why we recommend a proper port forwarding solution.
#2630 [20:06] <frogmella> was it created by a fkin troll?
#2631 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi, again, is a VPN. It's set up to do that.
#2632 [20:06] <Jovet> Using Hamachi for Minecraft is like building a can-opener factory to make a can opener when you could just go buy a manual one.
#2633 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> People use Hamachi, because they like the ease of access without having to port forward
#2634 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi's used much more than just to host servers.
#2635 [20:06] <frogmella> so there friends can just hack eachother when ever they fkin want?!!
#2636 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> If they wish, on a hamachi network, sure. Local computer file access is enabled by default.
#2637 [20:07] <Jovet> frogmella: if the "friends" don't know what they're doing and how to secure their systems, sure.
#2638 [20:08] <frogmella> well isnt there a way to turn off that feature of friends hacking friends?
#2639 [20:08] <DreadLindwyrm> frogmella: It's essentially like making it so your friend is sat at the side of your computer.
#2640 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> There is. Again, I abhor Hamachi. Hate it with a passion. If you want to run a server off of hamachi, good luck.
#2641 [20:09] <frogmella> -.- i am amazed rightnow
#2642 [20:10] <Jovet> I'm amazed that you're still trying to find excuses to use it for Minecraft.
#2643 [20:10] <Jovet> there is a time and a place for it I suppose but Minecraft is NOT one of them.
#2644 [20:10] <frogmella> it was clearly a depressed 30 year old man trolling by making that retarded shit, from lack of social contact with humans and sociaty
#2645 [20:10] <Jovet> making what retarded stuff?
#2646 [20:11] <frogmella> the featute to acces other poeples shit
#2647 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Probably talking about Hamachi
#2648 [20:11] <Jovet> what's wrong with depressed 30-year old men? :P
#2649 [20:11] <frogmella> cant i just block that option ?
#2650 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Sure. Do you know what else Hamachi allows?
#2651 [20:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> frogmella: its actually part of what VPN is used for.. just people using hamachi for servers never even think that far.
#2652 [20:12] <frogmella> wat
#2653 [20:12] <DreadLindwyrm> frogmella: it's designed for technically adept people to make secure links to each other, or to work from one computer as if they were at another. That's the point of it.
#2654 [20:12] <Cruxsky> does anyone hate the new youtube layou
#2655 [20:12] <Cruxsky> t
#2656 [20:12] <frogmella> i dont mind
#2657 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> If I didn't tell you that hamachi gave file access. You wouldn't have an inkling that your friend could've deleted/accessed files off your computer
#2658 [20:12] <CrusaderDeleters> me
#2659 [20:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> its due to lazyness. too lazy to set up port forwarding means too lazy to learn how to secure themselves while using hamachi
#2660 [20:12] <CrusaderDeleters> EVERYONE hates it.
#2661 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi does quite a few other things as well.
#2662 [20:13] <frogmella> WHAT
#2663 [20:13] * Jovet hasn't noticed a difference.
#2663 [20:13] <frogmella> what does it do
#2664 [20:13] <Cruxsky> i was "hacked" with hamachi once
#2665 [20:13] <frogmella> let me guess it can send viruses?
#2666 [20:13] <Cruxsky> they can get into your computer
#2667 [20:13] <Cruxsky> .
#2668 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> you can edit another's computer with it
#2669 [20:13] <|Kiichan|Schala|> frogmella: that woudl be your 'friend' giving you the viruses :P
#2670 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah.
#2671 [20:14] <frogmella> wait so greyvilpine u say u can turn off the option to let friends to your files?
#2672 [20:14] <CrusaderDeleters> when I found out this one person (thank god trustworthy) said that she could see my desktop
#2673 [20:14] <CrusaderDeleters> I quit the software forecer XD
#2674 [20:14] <CrusaderDeleters> forever*
#2675 [20:14] <Cruxsky> there should be an option to change to the old at http://www.youtube.com/t/new
#2676 [20:14] <frogmella> yeh
#2677 [20:14] <frogmella> ?
#2678 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - Sure.
#2679 [20:15] <frogmella> //
#2680 [20:15] <frogmella> ...
#2681 [20:15] <frogmella> k so theres an option to just turn off that feature?
#2682 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi's laden with features like local file access. You'll just have to figure out what to turn off, and where.
#2683 [20:16] <DreadLindwyrm> You would need to know exactly what you are doing in order to do so though.
#2684 [20:16] <Jovet> Those features are handy in the right hands, but a curse if you're an ignorameous and don't know what the hell you're doing.
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#2686 [20:16] * GreyVulpine nods
#2686 [20:16] <frogmella> ..
#2687 [20:16] <frogmella> are u all just trolling me?
#2688 [20:16] <CrusaderDeleters> no
#2689 [20:16] <TheNoodle> No.
#2690 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> Nope. What we're all saying is true
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#2692 [20:16] <CrusaderDeleters> some people are stupid enough to actually not be able to hack you.
#2693 [20:16] <frogmella> -.-
#2694 [20:16] <Jovet> we're telling you how it is hoping we can scare you enough into ditching software you don't understand.
#2695 [20:17] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2696 [20:17] <frogmella> eh
#2697 [20:17] <frogmella> k is there anything else ?
#2698 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Port forwarding doesn't take 2 hours, and is much more secure than hamachi
#2699 [20:17] <frogmella> i can use i mean
#2700 [20:17] <mib_79p39v> on minecraft i try to run it but its just a black screen and its not because of mods... i rebooted internet and force updated but it wont work
#2701 [20:17] <mib_79p39v> please help
#2702 [20:17] <Scott> and port fowarding doesn't break well respected standards.
#2703 [20:17] <mib_79p39v> anyone?
#2704 [20:17] * GreyVulpine nods
#2704 [20:17] <Scott> Nor does it block access to an entire /8.
#2705 [20:18] <frogmella> mib_79p39v is your computer a rock?
#2706 [20:18] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_79p39v: Try updating java
#2707 [20:18] <fenster> Paid for minecraft, not login doent work, select to reset password & do, still can not even log in. any advise
#2708 [20:18] <mib_79p39v> mine?
#2709 [20:18] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? getjava
#2710 [20:18] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2711 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> fenster - If you're getting "oops, unknown username or password" in your browser, clear your browser's cookies
#2712 [20:19] <frogmella> so
#2713 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> So. Port forward, yes. Hamachi, no.
#2714 [20:19] <frogmella> heard theres a update on friday
#2715 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Friday?
#2716 [20:19] <frogmella> nah to lazy
#2717 [20:19] <frogmella> Yrah
#2718 [20:19] <fenster> cleared brower, tried another browser. sometime reset password works but once reset cant log in. most of time reset password does not even work, enter id and it just goes back to the main screen.
#2719 [20:19] <mib_79p39v> im getting flash
#2720 [20:19] <mib_79p39v> i mean java
#2721 [20:20] <CrusaderDeleters> fenster: maybe you mistyped your password?
#2722 [20:20] <frogmella> who has the best computer here?
#2723 [20:20] <mib_79p39v> me i have a macbook pro
#2724 [20:20] * CrusaderDeleters looks away.
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#2725 [20:20] <Jovet> ?? what kind of question is that.
#2726 [20:20] <frogmella> wat?
#2727 [20:20] <Jovet> LOL Voxel, you silly goose.
#2728 [20:20] <frogmella> who has the best computer here?
#2729 [20:21] <TheNoodle> Not mib_79p39v.
#2730 [20:21] <Jovet> "Best computer here" that's like walking into a lesb...errrr nevermind.
#2731 [20:21] <fenster> not mistyped (even though mistyping things here). reset it 4x and it never worked once. like I said, most of time when even try to reset the minecraft site doesnot even appear to work
#2732 [20:21] <frogmella> ?
#2733 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> fenster - What happens when you try to log in? What error message do you get?
#2734 [20:21] <frogmella> jovet u use a mac from the 19s right?
#2735 [20:21] <Jovet> wrong
#2736 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> windows xp 32 bit 2 gig memory.
#2737 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> liol.
#2738 [20:22] * Jovet high-fives CrusaderDeleters.
#2738 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> I only remember cuz It's the same exact thing I have. :P
#2739 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> Intel core duo 2
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#2741 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> 1.8 ghz.
#2742 [20:22] <fenster> the opps wrong user/password. the times it allowed to reset password, got the email to reset, clicked onthe link, reset it and it would not work right after reset it. always worked in past with free minecraft accout then when paid last nihgt, it stopped and noting but problems
#2743 [20:23] <CrusaderDeleters> it's exactly what it says. :P
#2744 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> fenster - And you're absolutely positive you were able to clear your browser's cache/cookies/temp files correctly?
#2745 [20:23] <Jovet> my rule of thumb is don't reset your password unless you're not certain it's right. That will just confuse things even more.
#2746 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> I get the "oops unknown username/password" as well.
#2747 [20:23] <J_Forerunner> Excuse me?
#2748 [20:23] <frogmella> guyes i use an Alienware Aurora owned?
#2749 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> Clearing cookies has always fixed it
#2750 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - Hello
#2751 [20:24] <TheNoodle> lolno frogmella.
#2752 [20:24] <frogmella> yeah
#2753 [20:24] * Jovet wonders if J_Forerunner farted.
#2753 [20:24] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine I tried to run the free version of the game in my browser, but it has a problem
#2754 [20:24] <frogmella> wow do i have the best computer here?
#2755 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - What problem would that be?
#2756 [20:24] <Jovet> frogmella: this isn't a "Best computer" contest.
#2757 [20:24] <TheNoodle> No frogmella.
#2758 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> frogmella - Yes, you totally have the best computer
#2759 [20:24] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine
#2760 [20:24] <frogmella> Alienware Aurora
#2761 [20:24] <fenster> I cleared it in the borwser, also ran a utility (revo) to clear everything off computer, tried different browser, etc.
#2762 [20:24] <J_Forerunner> Sorry
#2763 [20:25] <frogmella> YAY
#2764 [20:25] <TheNoodle> lolled.
#2765 [20:25] <frogmella> u guys prob all use mac u
#2766 [20:25] <frogmella> make
#2767 [20:25] <frogmella> me
#2768 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> !k frogmella
#2769 [20:25] * GreyBot kicked frogmella from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rogmella :<Kicks:868>)
#2770 [20:25] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2770 [20:25] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2771 [20:25] <Jovet> thank you
#2772 [20:25] * mib_4z8h7w [mib_4z8h7w@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2773 [20:25] <mib_4z8h7w> i got rage kicked
#2774 [20:25] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine "An error occured while loading this applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue. Fatal error occured (4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack"
#2775 [20:25] <mib_4z8h7w> u mad bro?
#2776 [20:26] <mib_4z8h7w> RAGE QUIT!!!!!
#2777 [20:26] <mib_4z8h7w> FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2778 [20:26] * AuBot kicked mib_4z8h7w from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_4z8h7w :Please keep it civil.)
#2779 [20:26] <CrusaderDeleters> Even after I mentioned that Jovet and I use win xp 32 XD
#2780 [20:26] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2781 [20:26] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine Sorry it took me a while to get that out there, but it was quite a bit to write out...
#2782 [20:26] <TheNoodle> lolled
#2783 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - Usually, that error is because of your security software blocking lwjgl, because of a false positive detection
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#2785 [20:27] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine I don't see any security programs running. Do you know what specifically I have to shut off to get this message away?
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#2787 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - I'm sorry, I don't. There's hundreds of security software packages around. What antivirus do you run? What firewall/security software/internet protection software do you have installed?
#2788 [20:28] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine - Norton Antivirus...
#2789 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> Each one has their own interface and options
#2790 [20:28] <CrusaderDeleters> kik
#2791 [20:28] <CrusaderDeleters> lol*
#2792 [20:28] <CrusaderDeleters> norton
#2793 [20:28] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: you can look at your list of Removable programs to spot anti-virus software, etc.
#2794 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - Would you be willing to turn off norton antivirus to test?
#2795 [20:28] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine Checking Control Panel for Removable Programs...
#2796 [20:28] * GreyVulpine hasn't used Norton in probably over a decade.
#2796 [20:28] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine Yes I would. Let me try...
#2797 [20:29] * Jovet assures GreyVulpine he is not missing much.
#2797 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> I bet.
#2798 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> Even back then, it was a piece of crap.
#2799 [20:29] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine I switched it off, but nothing...Sorry. It might have to do with Java, but I'm not sure
#2800 [20:29] <CrusaderDeleters> you know how norton is getting it's money?
#2801 [20:29] * Jovet loved his Norton DOS utilities, but after that...
#2801 [20:30] <CrusaderDeleters> I don't even know XD
#2802 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - What browser do you run?
#2803 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine I plucked this from Java Console: "Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2804 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> java.lang.Exception: Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2805 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> at org.lwjgl.util.applet.AppletLoader.getJarInputStream(AppletLoader.java:933)
#2806 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> at org.lwjgl.util.applet.AppletLoader.downloadJars(AppletLoader.java:823)
#2807 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> at org.lwjgl.util.applet.AppletLoader.run(AppletLoader.java:625)
#2808 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> Norton's been no good since 1996 or so
#2809 [20:30] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: please don't Paste in here like that, use PasteBin.com
#2810 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> Jovet I'm still learning IRC. Sorry.
#2811 [20:30] <CrusaderDeleters> MSE, Malware Bytes.
#2812 [20:30] <CrusaderDeleters> :)
#2813 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine Anyway; let me try again...
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#2815 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> "Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2816 [20:30] <J_Forerunner> java.lang.Exception: Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2817 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - It's alright
#2818 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> I saw the error
#2819 [20:31] <J_Forerunner> at org.lwjgl.util.applet.AppletLoader.getJarInputStream(AppletLoader.java:933)
#2820 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> Please stop that
#2821 [20:31] <J_Forerunner> at org.lwjgl.util.applet.AppletLoader.downloadJars(AppletLoader.java:823)
#2822 [20:31] <J_Forerunner> OLk
#2823 [20:31] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: it is alright, but don't repeat it one line at a time.
#2824 [20:31] <J_Forerunner> I am confused.
#2825 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/flood
#2826 [20:31] <VoxelHead> dont/flood: Please do not paste large globs of text into the IRC channel. This is called 'flooding' and is considered _very_ rude.
#2827 [20:31] <VoxelHead> dont/flood: If you have an error log or other information to share that is more then one or two lines, use pastebin.com. see pastebin for more information.
#2828 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> J_Forerunner - How exactly did you turn off Norton antivirus?
#2829 [20:31] <CrusaderDeleters> http://www.pastebin.com
#2830 [20:32] <J_Forerunner> GreyVulpine Well, it has its own control panel apparently, which lets me flick its antivirus and antispyware on or off.
#2831 [20:32] <J_Forerunner> Right now, both are off.
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#2834 [20:32] <J_Forerunner> Let me try firewall...
#2835 [20:34] <J_Forerunner> Minecraft isn't listed as a program in firewall.
#2836 [20:34] <CrusaderDeleters> disable the firewall?
#2837 [20:34] <J_Forerunner> Let's try that...
#2838 [20:35] <J_Forerunner> No luck. Sorry.
#2839 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> What browser do you use?
#2840 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> What browser do you use?
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#2842 [20:36] <J_Forerunner> Firefox
#2843 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Did you say you tried other browsers as well?
#2844 [20:36] <J_Forerunner> Let me try Internet Explorer...
#2845 [20:37] <Jovet> ....said the fly to the spider...
#2846 [20:37] <J_Forerunner> Sorry, same error on Internet Explorer.
#2847 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> Only other thing I can suggest is to try completely uninstalling and reinstalling java 6
#2848 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> But usually, that error stems from an AV/security software
#2849 [20:38] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: what version of Windows?
#2850 [20:38] <J_Forerunner> Windows 7, 64-bit
#2851 [20:39] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: and you have Java 64-bit as well?
#2852 [20:39] <J_Forerunner> wasn't sure there were distinct versions; researching...
#2853 [20:39] <CrusaderDeleters> J_F, you should get Windows Securities Essential and Malware bytes, both to replace norton anyway. :)
#2854 [20:39] <CrusaderDeleters> well, he knows the power of google :D
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#2856 [20:41] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: executive summary: a 64-bit machine should 64-bit Java. If you wish to use a 32-bit web browser then you'll also likely need 32-bit Java. They are separate.
#2857 [20:42] <J_Forerunner> OK, so let me look for installing 64-bit Java (assuming that's not what I already have)...
#2858 [20:42] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: we can give 'ya a link
#2859 [20:43] <J_Forerunner> I'm downloading 64-bit Java
#2860 [20:43] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: you can also find out what you ahve a few different ways.
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#2862 [20:43] <J_Forerunner> At this point, I can't rush the computer.
#2863 [20:43] <J_Forerunner> But, I'd still like the tip.
#2864 [20:43] <jjmahj> howdy, quick question
#2865 [20:43] <jjmahj> a friend purchased me a gift code
#2866 [20:43] <TheNoodle> mmhm.
#2867 [20:44] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: going to Java.com will give you a link to a page that will tell you what Java you have installed. You can open a command prompt and enter teh command: java -version You can also go to the Control Panel and open the Control Panel applet.
#2868 [20:44] <jjmahj> but i haven't received an email.. can i enter it earlier?
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#2870 [20:44] <jjmahj> or do I need to wait for the confirm email?
#2871 [20:44] <sean_> hi john
#2872 [20:44] <jjmahj> hi sean
#2873 [20:44] <jjmahj> sean = person who bought me gift code
#2874 [20:45] <J_Forerunner> I'm at the front page of Java.com, but I don't see where it tells me what Java I have.
#2875 [20:45] <Jovet> jjmahj: I'm not 100% sure what difference it makes but I'd be willing to bet it should be ready to go once it's purchased.
#2876 [20:45] <TheNoodle> sean_, go to your profile on minecraft.net and look under giftcodes.
#2877 [20:45] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: (Click "Do I have Java")
#2878 [20:45] <TheNoodle> private message jjmahj the code on that page.
#2879 [20:45] <sean_> TheNoodle: did it
#2880 [20:45] <TheNoodle> Do NOT put it in the channel.
#2881 [20:45] <TheNoodle> Okay, sec.
#2882 [20:45] <sean_> and gave him it
#2883 [20:45] <J_Forerunner> Thank you
#2884 [20:46] <J_Forerunner> It only says "You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 29)."
#2885 [20:46] <jjmahj> the problem: I can't find where to enter the code lol
#2886 [20:46] <TheNoodle> jjmahj, the page you're looking for is here: http://www.minecraft.net/user/redeem
#2887 [20:46] <J_Forerunner> could this relate? http://java.com/en/download/help/minecraft_error.xml
#2888 [20:46] <jjmahj> thank you!!!!
#2889 [20:47] <sean_> TheNoodle: how are people supposed to find that link?
#2890 [20:47] <sean_> also thanks for helping!\
#2891 [20:47] <TheNoodle> It's on the site somewhere :p
#2892 [20:47] <TheNoodle> and listed here: http://minecraft.net/support
#2893 [20:47] <jjmahj> redeemed
#2894 [20:47] <jjmahj> yay
#2895 [20:48] <sean_> >implying minecraft has support
#2896 [20:48] <sean_> :P
#2897 [20:52] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: nope
#2898 [20:52] <J_Forerunner> Could it be related to my video driver?
#2899 [20:52] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Error 4 you're getting is a failure to download component files of Minecraft. Minecraft hasn't even started yet so you can't be having a video driver conflict.
#2900 [20:53] <J_Forerunner> OK...
#2901 [20:53] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Open the Start menu and in the box enter: cmd (and press Enter)
#2902 [20:53] <J_Forerunner> Then?
#2903 [20:53] <Jovet> enter: java -version
#2904 [20:54] <J_Forerunner> Java HotSpot 64-Bit Server UM
#2905 [20:54] <J_Forerunner> Does that help, or should I read more?
#2906 [20:54] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: At the top left of the black window is a little graphic, click that. Then on the menu, click "Edit" then "Mark".
#2907 [20:55] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Drag the mouse across the black window from the top-left of the black to the bottom-right of the black. It should all turn white. Press Enter.
#2908 [20:55] <J_Forerunner> OK...
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#2910 [20:55] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Go to http://pastebin.com and click the box on that page and press Ctrl+V. Then click Submit below. Copy/Paste the address it takes you to.
#2911 [20:55] <Demonnachos3> wth?
#2912 [20:55] <Demonnachos3> it didnt post what i asked lol
#2913 [20:55] <Jovet> Demonnachos3 ?
#2914 [20:56] <Demonnachos3> whatw as up with minecraft.net earlier
#2915 [20:56] <Jovet> it was struggling. *shrugs*
#2916 [20:56] <Demonnachos3> good enough answer for em bye
#2917 [20:56] <Demonnachos3> *me
#2918 [20:56] <J_Forerunner> Got it
#2919 [20:56] <J_Forerunner> With this text blurp, how do I send it without flooding?
#2920 [20:56] <J_Forerunner> It's 4 lines
#2921 [20:56] <TheNoodle> http://pastebin.com
#2922 [20:56] <TheNoodle> or just paste it slowly.
#2923 [20:57] <J_Forerunner> C:\Users\Owner>java -version
#2924 [20:57] <J_Forerunner> java version "1.6.0_29"
#2925 [20:57] <J_Forerunner> (like this?)
#2926 [20:57] <J_Forerunner> Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_29-b11)
#2927 [20:57] <J_Forerunner> Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 20.4-b02, mixed mode)
#2928 [20:58] * TheNoodle nods
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#2929 [20:59] <Jovet> I think I explained how to properly post that, J_Forerunner. Read again from what I said at "Go to http://pastebin..."
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#2931 [20:59] <mib_cmpf9l> i got a qu?
#2932 [20:59] * Jovet doesn't know what a qu is.
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#2933 [21:00] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> HOW DO I JOIN THE GAME OF MINECRAFT
#2934 [21:00] <napoleon> i usually use 2 different servers but now i keep getting cant reach server messages any idea why?
#2935 [21:00] <J_Forerunner> Well, with Pastebin, I put the 4 lines into the text box, but...How does that get it into chat?
#2936 [21:01] <mib_cmpf9l> do you know about the CPU village with the cup players
#2937 [21:01] <napoleon> any info would be appreciated greatly
#2938 [21:02] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> PLEASE HELP ME
#2939 [21:02] <WugBot> CRAZYJAYBIRD: (ww) Help you with what?
#2940 [21:02] <napoleon> I keep getting cant reach server messages on more than one server but dont knwo why
#2941 [21:03] <TheNoodle> CRAZYJAYBIRD, buy the game, downoad the game, log into the game, play the game.
#2942 [21:03] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> HOW DO I JOIN THE GAME OF MINECRAFT
#2943 [21:03] <J_Forerunner> But that's beside the point...Based on my collected Java information, what must I do to open the free Minecraft version in my browser?
#2944 [21:03] <Jovet> mib_cmpf9l: yes, what about them?
#2945 [21:03] <J_Forerunner> CRAZYJAYBIRD - http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play Have you visited here? (Sorry if I'm stepping in to try and help)
#2946 [21:03] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> NO
#2947 [21:04] <TheNoodle> CRAZYJAYBIRD, sto with the caps please.
#2948 [21:04] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME
#2949 [21:04] <J_Forerunner> CRAZYJAYBIRD - Go there, and if you still have problems (like me), come back.
#2950 [21:04] <Jovet> CRAZYJAYBIRD: Please also do not write in all capital letters.
#2951 [21:04] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> pk
#2952 [21:04] <CRAZYJAYBIRD> ok
#2953 [21:04] <Jovet> thank you
#2954 [21:04] <napoleon> any idea about the cant reach server messages?
#2955 [21:05] <Jovet> napoleon: it's likely the server isn't currently operational. Do you know who runs it? contact them?
#2956 [21:06] <napoleon> well i figured that actually so i went and started playing on a different server last about 10 mins then i get the same message on it on thier site it says that the server is up lol
#2957 [21:06] <Jovet> napoleon: were you kicked/banned from these servers by any chance?
#2958 [21:06] <J_Forerunner> TheNoodle - Excuse me, but does my given information help any?
#2959 [21:07] <napoleon> not that i know of only been playing almost a week dont really talk to anyone
#2960 [21:07] <napoleon> not that i know of only been playing almost a week dont really talk to anyone
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#2962 [21:07] <TheNoodle> J_Forerunner, I haven't been paying attention to your problem :P
#2963 [21:07] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: you apear to have the same version of JAva that you should.
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#2965 [21:07] <J_Forerunner> Then...If my Java is OK, then why can I not load the game?
#2966 [21:07] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: You could try uninstalling it and reinstalling it but we're skeptical that will fix your problem. It still seems you have some internet protection software active.
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#2968 [21:08] <napoleon> wierd but aight ill see what i can figure out thank you and hopefully i can figure it out lol
#2969 [21:08] <Jovet> napoleon: contact the people who run those servers for help.
#2970 [21:08] <napoleon> ty again
#2971 [21:09] <dgibbs3196> do u all know about the CUP people on minecraft
#2972 [21:09] <J_Forerunner> Jovet Would "Spybot" be one of those kinds of internet protection?
#2973 [21:10] <dgibbs3196> no
#2974 [21:11] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: yes, though I've heard of no problems with it, you can disable it if it's running.
#2975 [21:11] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: yes, though I've heard of no problems with it, you can disable it if it's running.
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#2977 [21:12] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - But it wasn't running...not until I got it up now, just to check if there is a way to disable it. If not, I'll uninstall it...
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#2979 [21:12] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: depending on the version, it may run all the time, but it usually doesn't.
#2980 [21:13] <J_Forerunner> OK
#2981 [21:13] <J_Forerunner> Wait - it wants me to restart my computer.
#2982 [21:14] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: hmmm... well then let it. come back here when you're back up.
#2983 [21:14] <J_Forerunner> Got it!
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#2986 [21:17] <J_Forerunner> OK, I restarted
#2987 [21:18] <Jovet> wb. any difference with MC?
#2988 [21:18] <J_Forerunner> No, sorry
#2989 [21:18] <J_Forerunner> Same fatal error (4)
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#2991 [21:18] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: open that command prompt back up. (Start, "cmd", Enter)
#2992 [21:18] <J_Forerunner> OK
#2993 [21:19] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: does the end of your prompt end with Desktop> ?
#2994 [21:19] * mib_091pqt [mib_091pqt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2995 [21:19] <J_Forerunner> No; it's "Users\Owner"
#2996 [21:20] <mib_091pqt> my minecraft wont work
#2997 [21:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> cd desktop
#2998 [21:20] <J_Forerunner> Done. Next, please?
#2999 [21:20] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: enter: cd desktop
#3000 [21:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> hehehehe
#3001 [21:20] <Jovet> oh you arleady did that :P
#3002 [21:20] <mib_091pqt> my minecraft wont work
#3003 [21:20] <mib_091pqt> a
#3004 [21:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> mib_091pqt telepathy
#3005 [21:20] <VoxelHead> mib_091pqt: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3006 [21:21] <J_Forerunner> Jovet I'm at Desktop on cmd...What next?
#3007 [21:21] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: enter this command: tasklist /v > tasklist.txt
#3008 [21:21] <J_Forerunner> Oh my!
#3009 [21:21] <mib_091pqt> when i run it some jar has a problem and has an error
#3010 [21:21] <J_Forerunner> Notepad pulled up a dump of applications
#3011 [21:21] <J_Forerunner> It reminds me of what I can see in one window for Ctl-Alt-Del
#3012 [21:22] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Pastebin that.
#3013 [21:22] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: (that's exactly what it is)
#3014 [21:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> mib_091pqt forceupdate
#3015 [21:22] <VoxelHead> mib_091pqt: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3016 [21:22] <J_Forerunner> Jovet It's in the pastebin box, so what do I do with it that won't end up flooding all of us?
#3017 [21:22] <VoxelHead> mib_091pqt: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3018 [21:22] <mib_091pqt> its doent work
#3019 [21:23] <J_Forerunner> wait -
#3020 [21:24] <J_Forerunner> Jovex - I think this is what you're talking about; http://pastebin.com/Gyj9trX1
#3021 [21:24] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: yep, you got it.
#3022 [21:24] <mib_091pqt> when will u help meh
#3023 [21:24] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Yay! Now let's see what you (I mean we) can dissect from this...
#3024 [21:24] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> mib_091pqt java/version
#3025 [21:24] <VoxelHead> mib_091pqt: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3026 [21:24] <VoxelHead> mib_091pqt: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3027 [21:25] <mib_091pqt> i have the lastest
#3028 [21:25] <mib_091pqt> oh screw this
#3029 [21:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_091pqt: what version.
#3030 [21:26] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3030 [21:26] * |Kiichan|Schala| shrugs
#3030 [21:26] <Jovet> the version of death it seems.
#3031 [21:26] * J_Forerunner mocks mib_091pqt
#3031 [21:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> 'it no work! fix it!' 'whats wrong?' 'it no work fix it!!!'
#3032 [21:26] * Jovet hopes J_Forerunner has an Epson printer.
#3032 [21:26] <J_Forerunner> Sorry that's harsh, but...Well, I don't like quitters.
#3033 [21:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> yeaahhh..
#3034 [21:26] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - I do!
#3035 [21:27] <J_Forerunner> It also scans and copies; an all-in-one. ;p
#3036 [21:27] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Two questions: What do I do with it, and what does that have to do with all this?
#3037 [21:28] * |Kiichan|Schala| grumbles at state taxes!! taking 50 out of paychck ;_;
#3037 [21:28] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I'm analayzing all the running process you have.
#3038 [21:28] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Sometimes viruses and trojans like to masquerade as "known" filenames for other things, like Printer Monitors.
#3039 [21:29] <J_Forerunner> Then one day, I must be taught how to spot them...But that's a lesson for a future night. Right now, my only concern is Minecraft. I want the free version to work before leaping to the paying version.
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#3042 [21:31] <Spectob> ok i need help
#3043 [21:31] <Spectob> helooooooooooooooooooooo
#3044 [21:31] <napoleon> okay when i try to direct connect it says " connection refused: connect"
#3045 [21:31] <TheNoodle> ...
#3046 [21:31] <J_Forerunner> spectob - Ya?
#3047 [21:31] <Spectob> itgtg
#3048 [21:32] <TheNoodle> ....
#3049 [21:32] * J_Forerunner snickers
#3049 [21:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ..it?
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#3051 [21:32] <J_Forerunner> Type
#3052 [21:32] <J_Forerunner> Typo*
#3053 [21:33] * J_Forerunner waits impatiently for the results of analyzing the Processes...
#3053 [21:33] <napoleon> i emailed the owner of the server waiting that reply would anyone else like to try to connect to that server for me and see if it lets u on?
#3054 [21:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: ummm.... ip?
#3055 [21:33] <napoleon> 66.85.176.10:25569
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#3059 [21:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !check 66.85.176.10:25569
#3060 [21:35] * |Kiichan|Schala| pokes aubot
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#3061 [21:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Kealper: aubot laggy!
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#3063 [21:35] <napoleon> yes so its not connecting for you either?
#3064 [21:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: the server is not set up, running, or at that ip or port
#3065 [21:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !check 66.85.176.10
#3066 [21:36] <J_Forerunner> Man, Jovet must be seriously gnawing away...
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#3068 [21:36] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I don't see anything odd running on your computer, but I don't see anything that could be blocking the Minecraft updater either.
#3069 [21:36] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I'm really tempted to suggest you completely uninstall Norton.
#3070 [21:36] <J_Forerunner> Is there any installation prerequisite for Minecraft itself I must perform before leaping head-first into the online client?
#3071 [21:36] * |Kiikun| [|Kiikun|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3072 [21:37] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: checked hosts? :P
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#3074 [21:37] <Jovet> Kiichan: good idea.
#3075 [21:37] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: not really.
#3076 [21:37] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oh.. wait.. hes playing classic isnt he
#3077 [21:37] <J_Forerunner> Ya I am
#3078 [21:37] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: at that command prompt, enter this command: cd \windows (**make sure you use a backslash, not a / )
#3079 [21:37] <J_Forerunner> Or trying to, at least...for tonight
#3080 [21:38] <J_Forerunner> Done'
#3081 [21:38] <Jovet> Kiichan: true, he is, good point.
#3082 [21:38] <Jovet> lol
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#3084 [21:38] <J_Forerunner> What's supposed to be in Windows?
#3085 [21:39] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: hang on
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#3087 [21:40] <mib_k9wc89> anyone help
#3088 [21:40] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_k9wc89 ask
#3089 [21:40] <VoxelHead> mib_k9wc89: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3090 [21:40] <VoxelHead> mib_k9wc89: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3091 [21:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: the hosts file is a core config file for networking that viruses and cracks like to alter. it basicly tells yotu computer what addresses (ex: www.minecraft.net) to go to what specific IP, overriding normal name resolution.
#3092 [21:41] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: well it shoudln't matter but we'll try it anyways. enter: cd system32\drivers\etc
#3093 [21:42] <mib_k9wc89> what do i do when my minecraft crashed because of mods
#3094 [21:42] <Jovet> mib_k9wc89: start the Client, go to Options, then Force Update.
#3095 [21:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_k9wc89: forceupdate and read the mod instructions fully if you plan on usng them
#3096 [21:42] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Sorry, but what comes in the place of "etc"?
#3097 [21:42] <Jovet> mib_k9wc89: if your Mods you installed added non-vanilla features then be sure to not try to load your worlds until you re-install the mods.
#3098 [21:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: its actually etc
#3099 [21:42] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I meant it literally.
#3100 [21:43] <J_Forerunner> Done
#3101 [21:43] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: now enter: start hosts.
#3102 [21:43] <Jovet> actually don't enter that
#3103 [21:43] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: now enter: notepad hosts.
#3104 [21:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol
#3105 [21:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> cat hosts... oh wait, not linux :P
#3106 [21:43] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - It's crazy long!
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#3108 [21:44] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Pastebin it just like you did the tasklist.txt file.
#3109 [21:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: oook. long != good.
#3110 [21:44] <Jovet> Kiichan: not automatically
#3111 [21:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> usually.
#3112 [21:44] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - But I did that through highlighting the whole document...Have a more convenient way, a hotkey maybe, to highlight everything?
#3113 [21:44] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Ctrl+A
#3114 [21:45] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: or Edit, Select All
#3115 [21:45] * |Kiichan|Schala| was ninjad!
#3115 [21:45] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Super! Thanks
#3116 [21:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ctrl+a ctrl+c ctrl+v
#3117 [21:45] <napoleon> well im gettign closer i found thier temp server site but when i try it says bad login?
#3118 [21:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :D
#3119 [21:45] <Jovet> napoleon: temp server site?
#3120 [21:45] <mib_k9wc89> ok i use mcpatcher but when i add some mods it says minecraft crashed but it also says that some of the mods worked like modloader,too many items,mod_SpawnerGUI but the other didnt work
#3121 [21:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: um... link?
#3122 [21:45] <napoleon> yeah their server is down its moving so it said use this temp server site
#3123 [21:45] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Here: http://pastebin.com/A73ybmv3
#3124 [21:45] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_k9wc89 mods
#3125 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_k9wc89: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3126 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_k9wc89: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#3127 [21:46] <napoleon> 76.73.1.34
#3128 [21:46] <napoleon> is the temp server link
#3129 [21:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oh... spybot
#3130 [21:47] <Jovet> Kiichan: yeps
#3131 [21:47] <napoleon> huh?
#3132 [21:47] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: were talkign about JF's hosts file..
#3133 [21:47] <napoleon> oh lol
#3134 [21:48] <mib_k9wc89> does any one know where i can talk about how minecraft crashed because of mods
#3135 [21:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !check 76.73.1.34
#3136 [21:48] <napoleon> what the hell lol
#3137 [21:48] <napoleon> arghhh lol
#3138 [21:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: what was the port?
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#3140 [21:48] <napoleon> let me give u the link to the webpage so u can see maybe im missing something
#3141 [21:48] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Hmmm well I don't notice anything that would be blocking Minecraft for you.
#3142 [21:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !check 76.73.1.34:25569
#3143 [21:49] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: But I might miss something, I don't know everything. hah
#3144 [21:49] <napoleon> http://middleagesmc.com/
#3145 [21:49] <mib_k9wc89> does any one know where i can talk about how minecraft crashed because of mods
#3146 [21:49] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - I can't believe it took so short time for you to read all 5000+ lines.
#3147 [21:49] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I didn't, I just searched for specific things.
#3148 [21:49] <|Kiichan|Schala|> napoleon: i think they just havent got the server up yet. you can connect to their ventrillo and ask.
#3149 [21:50] <napoleon> aight thank you ill give that a shot im just not very computer savvy lol but im trying
#3150 [21:50] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: aslo since that was spybot adding those... it was alphabetical :D
#3151 [21:50] <TheNytangel> O.o
#3152 [21:50] <J_Forerunner> I wish error messages told me why there was a problem, and not just that there's a problem. :X
#3153 [21:51] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: if only it were that simple.
#3154 [21:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: its nice to have it tell WHERE. :3
#3155 [21:51] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: and that's actually a worse idea when you realy think about it.
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#3157 [21:51] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Wait - how is it worse to know the roots of the problems?
#3158 [21:51] <TheNytangel> That.. doesn't look good
#3159 [21:52] <napoleon> yeah cuz then peeps like me would try to fix it and we can figure out where that would go
#3160 [21:52] <Jovet> Process X wants to access the Internet. Process Y is a firewall so X has to go through Y to get to the internet.
#3161 [21:52] <J_Forerunner> What is Y?
#3162 [21:52] <Jovet> Process Y can tell Process X "hey! This is ______ firewall, and you're effing denied!!!"
#3163 [21:53] <Jovet> or it can say "Uhh sorry the internet seems to have vanished, sry"
#3164 [21:53] <Jovet> Process V comes along and wants access to the internet. Process V is a virus. If Process X says "Hey! This is ___ firewall" Process V can be programed to say "oh yeah? well I know how to get around You..." and schazam.
#3165 [21:53] <wippler> Ok my question is how to fix my problem. I log into the server that and everything is grey and then i see particles flying up as it looks like i am falling through the world, any ideas or anything
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#3167 [21:54] <Jovet> wippler: you're falling into the void.
#3168 [21:54] <|Kiichan|Schala|> wippler: thats you falling into the void because rhe servere hasnt sent yoy the map yet
#3169 [21:54] <Jovet> wippler: That has happened to a few people and I don't know why.
#3170 [21:54] <wippler> ok is there anyway to fix it at all?
#3171 [21:54] <|Kiichan|Schala|> its usualy a server or internet issue
#3172 [21:55] <Jovet> never solved that problem taht girl was having. Strange thing too.
#3173 [21:55] <wippler> well i have done it one 3 different computers, and 3 different internet connections
#3174 [21:55] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Well.. do you want to remove Norton completely? It's ummm...not a straightforward procedure.
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#3176 [21:55] <mib_bgjyxx> hey guys my minecraft wont run
#3177 [21:56] <J_Forerunner> Is that even the problem? If so, then definitely, particularly if there are *ahem* "better" products out there. I mean, the ends will justify the means!
#3178 [21:56] <Jovet> mib_bgjyxx: please enter this text: /nick mcwontrun
#3179 [21:56] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: I hear there are A/V solutions that still cause problems even when they're disabled. I don't know which ones off the top of my head, but that could be what's happening here.
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#3181 [21:56] <wippler> So any suggestions further then Jovet?
#3182 [21:57] <Jovet> wippler: wish I had some, but we never figured it out.
#3183 [21:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: i dont think norton was one. avira was
#3184 [21:57] <mcwontrun> i mean i logged in earlyier
#3185 [21:57] <Jovet> mcwontrun: what happens when you try to start it?
#3186 [21:57] <wippler> damn ok i will keep on trying things on my own then i guess
#3187 [21:57] <J_Forerunner> I'm uninstalling it anyway...
#3188 [21:57] <wippler> thanks for the help
#3189 [21:57] <Jovet> wippler: Keep an eye on the Wiki, bugs page.
#3190 [21:57] <mcwontrun> its just stops on the mojang or screen page
#3191 [21:57] <wippler> ok
#3192 [21:58] <Jovet> wippler: I would check there right now but I'm a bit busy at the moment. :P
#3193 [21:58] <J_Forerunner> Keeping settings and preferences behind for when I boot it up. I'm worried if paid days go down the drain if I uninstall
#3194 [21:58] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: They won't go down the drain simply from uninstalling, but they will if you stop using it.
#3195 [21:58] <J_Forerunner> And again, it asks me to restart my computer, so I'll get back to you with an update.
#3196 [21:58] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: (i.e. if you don't put it back)
#3197 [21:58] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: once you restart you may need to take additional steps to remove it. We'll see.
#3198 [21:59] <Jovet> mcwontrun: You using Windows or a Mac or?
#3199 [21:59] <mcwontrun> Windows
#3200 [22:00] <Jovet> mcwontrun: has it ever worked for you or is this yoru first time playing?
#3201 [22:00] <mcwontrun> Its always worked for me
#3202 [22:00] <Jovet> mcwontrun: but suddenly today it won't?
#3203 [22:01] <mcwontrun> Yea it worked earlier today its been happing after i close out of minecraft
#3204 [22:01] <Jovet> mcwontrun: restarted your computer?
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#3206 [22:01] <Jovet> wb J_Forerunner
#3207 [22:02] <mcwontrun> ok i will try but i think ive done that before
#3208 [22:02] <J_Forerunner> Nope
#3209 [22:02] <J_Forerunner> I got back after rebooting for the second time, and same problem.
#3210 [22:03] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: http://tinyurl.com/5vf9hak
#3211 [22:04] <J_Forerunner> Something about a Norton key?
#3212 [22:04] <J_Forerunner> Norton Removal Tool
#3213 [22:05] <J_Forerunner> Wait - now it wants me to reinstall it?!
#3214 [22:05] <wippler> just an fyi, the wiki doesn't have anything on it either for my problem
#3215 [22:06] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: errrrr... it shouldn't, I don't think? hah
#3216 [22:06] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - :/ Not sure what's next...Third reboot?
#3217 [22:07] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: if you were merely checking into how to save your "product key" then you don't need to reinstall it.
#3218 [22:07] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: did the removal tool finish?
#3219 [22:07] <J_Forerunner> Yes
#3220 [22:08] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: then yeah that's what I'd do.
#3221 [22:08] <J_Forerunner> O
#3222 [22:08] <J_Forerunner> OK
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#3226 [22:11] <J_Forerunner> Sorry; still not working...even though it felt like it lasted a second longer...:P
#3227 [22:11] <CrusaderDeleters> what's the problem?
#3228 [22:11] <CrusaderDeleters> :o
#3229 [22:12] <J_Forerunner> No Norton, No Spybot, Java seems perfectly correct...And no Minecraft!
#3230 [22:12] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: he's getting Error #4 with Mincraft Classic.
#3231 [22:12] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Did you do anything with your JAva before? you talked about it
#3232 [22:12] <CrusaderDeleters> what's error #4? XD
#3233 [22:13] <CrusaderDeleters> I think I had something like that before.
#3234 [22:13] <J_Forerunner> Nothing until tonight. It was working A-OK throughout.
#3235 [22:13] <CrusaderDeleters> j_f, do you have java 7?
#3236 [22:13] <J_Forerunner> No Java 7. Would that make a difference?!
#3237 [22:13] <CrusaderDeleters> could.
#3238 [22:13] <|Kiichan|Schala|> no. java 7 tends to break minecraft.
#3239 [22:13] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah
#3240 [22:13] <J_Forerunner> What?!
#3241 [22:13] <J_Forerunner> But it's already broken for me!
#3242 [22:13] <Jovet> lol
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#3244 [22:13] <CrusaderDeleters> we don't recommend j7
#3245 [22:14] <J_Forerunner> Got it
#3246 [22:14] <CrusaderDeleters> we suggest the newest update of java 1.6
#3247 [22:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: you can always try a complete uninstall of java and reinstall it.
#3248 [22:14] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: taht's whatI think he should try next.
#3249 [22:14] <J_Forerunner> Ok...
#3250 [22:14] <CrusaderDeleters> that should have been tried from the near start.
#3251 [22:14] <CrusaderDeleters> XD
#3252 [22:14] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: err, you. Remove all "Java" entries in the control panel whatever the name of that thing is
#3253 [22:14] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: eeeh :P
#3254 [22:15] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: personally i consider 3 things before messing ith others. java, video drivers, and clean minecraft.
#3255 [22:15] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Add/Remove Programs (XP) or Programs and Features (Vista/7)
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#3257 [22:15] <Jovet> two of those don't apply in this instance. hah
#3258 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#3259 [22:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: video drivers still applies :P
#3260 [22:16] <J_Forerunner> So to uninstall Java, is it just delete it out of the System/Windows folder (or whatever), or is there a special process here as well?
#3261 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> yeah.
#3262 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> no.
#3263 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> never.
#3264 [22:16] <mib_pu10k1> hey noob question. I somehow made the buttons smaller and now everything is sooooooooooooo small. How can I change it back?
#3265 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> mib: resize the frame? :D
#3266 [22:16] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: uninstall it from the Control Panel, "Programs and Features"
#3267 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> (client, right?)
#3268 [22:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_pu10k1: the gui size in options
#3269 [22:16] <mib_pu10k1> I hit some button while on a menu screen
#3270 [22:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> video options
#3271 [22:16] <J_Forerunner> uninstalling...
#3272 [22:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> probably clicked it and it now says 'small' :P
#3273 [22:17] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: that's what you did first for Norton, right?
#3274 [22:17] <J_Forerunner> I first uninstalled it through its enclosed uninstall bit in the "All Programs" list, then I used the special removal thing.
#3275 [22:18] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: alright
#3276 [22:18] <J_Forerunner> I'm installing both versions, my original Java and the recently downloaded 64-bit one.
#3277 [22:18] <mib_pu10k1> Ok I looked on the video options but there is nothing on making my buttons bigger or smaller
#3278 [22:18] <J_Forerunner> when that's all clean and done (and probably gone through a forth reboot), which one should I stick with?
#3279 [22:18] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: no.
#3280 [22:19] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Only install this one:
#3281 [22:19] <CrusaderDeleters> I don't think you need to go through a reboot after installing java
#3282 [22:19] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u29-download-513650.html
#3283 [22:19] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: Downlaod the "Windows x64" one. That's it.
#3284 [22:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_pu10k1: Options > Video Settings > GUI Scale
#3285 [22:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_pu10k1: left side, just above the brightness slider
#3286 [22:20] <Jovet> CrusaderDeleters: correct, though I don't think it hurts to reboot after removing it.
#3287 [22:20] <J_Forerunner> Excuse me for a few minutes...
#3288 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Still don't need to reboot. :P
#3289 [22:20] <J_Forerunner> no; something in real life end
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#3291 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> @jove*
#3292 [22:21] <mib_pu10k1> gui scale doesn't effect my button size
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#3294 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> what do you mean by "button size"?
#3295 [22:22] <Jovet> mib_pu10k1: drag the window so it's larger??
#3296 [22:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_pu10k1: then you have some other problem because that changed the buttons and gui res
#3297 [22:22] <mib_pu10k1> like when you hit esc it gives you options. I was on that screen and I hit something and everything got smaller
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#3299 [22:22] <CrusaderDeleters> oh those.
#3300 [22:22] <mib_pu10k1> so when I pull stuff up I can't see anything cause its tiny tiny
#3301 [22:23] * Jovet could SO say something...
#3301 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> then why dont ya?
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#3303 [22:23] <Jovet> trying to be polite :P
#3304 [22:24] <J_Forerunner> Sorry for the delay
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#3306 [22:24] <J_Forerunner> Anyway, I followed that link, and...there's a list, so let me check through it...
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#3309 [22:25] <J_Forerunner> I see a few for Windows, but I'm not sure what's the difference between x64 and x86.
#3310 [22:25] <Shy> I get an error when I try to play the classic version
#3311 [22:25] <|Kiichan|Schala|> 64bit and 32bit
#3312 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> x84 is 32 bit
#3313 [22:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> get both
#3314 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> shy: why is it?
#3315 [22:26] <J_Forerunner> Downloading Windows x64 (at total bottom of list)...
#3316 [22:26] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: doesn't matter, I said get the x64 one, so that's what you should do.
#3317 [22:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> browser cant use the 64bit vedr unles its a 64 bit browser
#3318 [22:26] <J_Forerunner> Jovet - Thus I am.
#3319 [22:27] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: but for the record, x64=64-bit, x86=32-bit
#3320 [22:27] <Shy> Unable to get stream for Iwhjl_applet.jar.pack
#3321 [22:27] <Shy> Thats the error I get
#3322 [22:27] <mib_pu10k1> So nobody knows how I can make my menu options bigger again?
#3323 [22:27] <Jovet> Shy: are you on a Mac or Windows?
#3324 [22:27] <Shy> Windows
#3325 [22:28] <Jovet> mib_pu10k1: there is a solution.
#3326 [22:28] <Jovet> mib_pu10k1: First quit Minecraft.
#3327 [22:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> not the irc channel..
#3328 [22:29] <Jovet> lol
#3329 [22:29] <Shy> So is there a solution to my problem?
#3330 [22:30] <TheNoodle> lolled
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#3332 [22:30] <Jovet> Shy: First disable any anti-virus software you're running.
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#3334 [22:31] <J_Forerunner> OK done'
#3335 [22:31] <J_Forerunner> I installed the 64-bit version, but now I need a 64-bit Firefox...To run it in.
#3336 [22:31] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: does it work now?
#3337 [22:31] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: you can use IE to test if you want.
#3338 [22:32] * |Kiichan|Schala| doesnt think theres a 64bit firefox...
#3338 [22:32] <J_Forerunner> No
#3339 [22:32] * Jovet assumes IE is 64-bit on a 64-bit Os.
#3339 [22:32] * |Kiichan|Schala| isnt sue though
#3339 [22:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: not default i dont think
#3340 [22:32] <Jovet> hmmm
#3341 [22:32] <J_Forerunner> No
#3342 [22:33] <J_Forerunner> 64-bit IE, 64-bit Java...Error 4!
#3343 [22:33] <J_Forerunner> other browsers are just blank instead...
#3344 [22:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: try deleting the www.minecraft.net folder from your temp folder?
#3345 [22:33] <CrusaderDeleters> well, Im logging. cya all.
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#3347 [22:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> closing ie64
#3348 [22:34] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: hmmm.
#3349 [22:34] <J_Forerunner> I should cleanse the temp folder...wherever I can find it
#3350 [22:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> %temp%
#3351 [22:35] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: you should be able to go to Start and in the box enter: %temp%
#3352 [22:35] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: but that is something most effective in Safe Mode.
#3353 [22:35] <J_Forerunner> owner\appdata\local\temp
#3354 [22:35] <J_Forerunner> I think that's it...
#3355 [22:36] <J_Forerunner> So, I'm supposed to boot the computer up in Safe Mode...Then nuke everything in this folder?
#3356 [22:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> no.. just delete the www.minecraft.net folder
#3357 [22:37] <J_Forerunner> Done
#3358 [22:37] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: what happens when you log out of minecraft.net and log back in?
#3359 [22:37] <J_Forerunner> Same thing
#3360 [22:38] <Jovet> ??> J_Forerunner win/dxdiag
#3361 [22:38] <VoxelHead> J_Forerunner: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3362 [22:38] <VoxelHead> J_Forerunner: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3363 [22:40] <J_Forerunner> Shouldn't I run 64-bit DxDiag?
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#3365 [22:41] <J_Forerunner> Anyway, here's one readout...
#3366 [22:41] <J_Forerunner> http://pastebin.com/TJsVyJZa
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#3369 [22:41] <sgfrjusr> * Wug says hi
#3370 [22:41] <sgfrjusr> :j
#3371 [22:41] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://goo.gl/h2OEh (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 29)
#3372 [22:42] * |Kiichan|Schala| pokes sgfrjusr
#3372 [22:42] <J_Forerunner> http://pastebin.com/Q3mWnf4u Here's the 64-bit DxDia
#3373 [22:42] <J_Forerunner> DxDiag*
#3374 [22:42] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: hmmm. Have you tried to play the Demo?
#3375 [22:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? demo
#3376 [22:43] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3377 [22:43] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#3378 [22:43] <rat732> how do you install minecraft 1.0 andi i allready have 1.8.1
#3379 [22:43] <J_Forerunner> holdon
#3380 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> rat732 - "Force Update" in the downloadable launcher's options menu
#3381 [22:43] <Jovet> rat732: have you started the Client and then clicked "Options" and then "Force Update" ?
#3382 [22:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rat732: 1.8.1 is the beta. 1.0.0 is release. just update when it asks
#3383 [22:44] <Jovet> GreyVulpine: every heard of anyone logging onto a server and getting no terrain or anything, just falling down into the void indefinitely?
#3384 [22:45] <J_Forerunner> Downloading Minecraft "Demo"...
#3385 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> Jovet - Yes, usually points to network. Either a firewall/security software on either client or server, or insufficient bandwidth on either end
#3386 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> (provided you make sure they're running the latest MC software with no mods)
#3387 [22:47] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: the demo is beta 1.5 and is a better test of if the full game will run than classic is :3
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#3389 [22:48] <J_Forerunner> Internet's flaking
#3390 [22:48] <J_Forerunner> Anyway, the demo does work!
#3391 [22:49] <Jovet> J_Forerunner: well that's good. Kiichan just got done saying it's a better "demo" of Minecraft than Classic anyways. It's newer.
#3392 [22:49] <J_Forerunner> Cool; thanks!
#3393 [22:49] <J_Forerunner> I guess I need my own music, anyway, huh?
#3394 [22:50] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the ambience/bgm is sorta randomized
#3395 [22:50] <J_Forerunner> Now I need to get my antivirus stuff back!
#3396 [22:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> whee :D
#3397 [22:51] <J_Forerunner> The game doesn't even have sound effects...Is that natural for the main game?
#3398 [22:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> J_Forerunner: chck the options to see if the sound is all the way down
#3399 [22:51] <J_Forerunner> it's 100%
#3400 [22:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> h mm.. its not normal...
#3401 [22:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> might be sound system bug..
#3402 [22:53] * |Kiichan|Schala| hungry~~
#3402 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> F3 + S to reload sounds
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#3404 [22:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> GreyVulpine: never heard that shortfut before... works in all vers?
#3405 [22:53] <Gurrick> I know this question might not pertain to you guys... but do any of you host a server though LethalDrive?
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#3408 [22:54] <Poketoa> Quick question: Does Silk Touch work on mob spawners?
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#3410 [22:54] <Poketoa> This is for 1.0.0
#3411 [22:54] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Poketoa: no.
#3412 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> |Kiichan|Schala| - I haven't needed to use it since late alpha/early beta
#3413 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> It should still work
#3414 [22:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Poketoa: it used to in a prerelease, but that was a bug.
#3415 [22:55] <Poketoa> Kthx
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#3417 [22:56] <J_Forerunner> Thanks. Bye now!
#3418 [22:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Poketoa: and doesnt work on ice either anymore... so no more nether-water :P
#3419 [22:57] <Poketoa> knew that abous ice lol
#3420 [22:57] <Poketoa> Thanks
#3421 [22:58] <Jovet> sad
#3422 [22:59] <Poketoa> well
#3423 [22:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanting#cite_note-silkTouch2-10 :D
#3424 [22:59] <kermie> anyone know how to fix the downloading terrain error?
#3425 [22:59] <Poketoa> Good think I just *happened* to dig up a mob spawner DIRECTLY ABOVE THE ROOM I was going to use my trap in
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#3427 [23:00] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P lol
#3428 [23:01] <tar> cant seem to play the free version anyone know why
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#3430 [23:03] <Jovet> sure are a lot of peeps coming in with that problem today
#3431 [23:04] <tar> yeah it was telling me the web site have a sever error earlier
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#3433 [23:10] <Jovet> yeah, it was acting goofy. seems to be okay lately though.
#3434 [23:10] <Jovet> tar: what happens when you try to play the Classic versino?
#3435 [23:11] <tar> a box will come up but it has a white box with a red x in the top left
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#3438 [23:15] <Jovet> tar: Windows?
#3439 [23:16] <tar> yeah
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#3441 [23:19] <is33> ah the minecrafts
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#3444 [23:21] <Allison> I don't remember my nickserv password.
#3445 [23:21] <Allison> I just made it like, a week ago too.
#3446 [23:21] <Allison> :S
#3447 [23:21] <Allison> Scott, could you please help me?
#3448 [23:21] <Jovet> tar: I'd suggest removing Java and downloading it and reinstalling it. http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u29-download-513650.html
#3449 [23:22] <Jovet> tar: You can remove it from the Control Panel, Add/Remove PRograms or Programs and Features (Depending on the version of Windows)
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#3451 [23:23] <Allison> !help
#3452 [23:24] <tar> Jovet: thanks ill try that and see if it will help
#3453 [23:25] <clarjon1> Allison: This is not the place for nickserv help
#3454 [23:26] <clarjon1> Allison: Try joining #help for nickserv and Espernet related issues :)
#3455 [23:31] <Scott> Allison: #help is where you need to go.
#3456 [23:31] <Allison> zanks scott
#3457 [23:34] <almostroot> No thanks for clarjon1. :(
#3458 [23:35] <clarjon1> :s
#3459 [23:35] * clarjon1 cries
#3459 [23:35] <Jovet> this is a thankless job
#3460 [23:36] <clarjon1> mhm
#3461 [23:36] <Jovet> of course I've been playing Minecraft Classic for the last hour.
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#3463 [23:39] <Chris|Devving> ??< fubar/hamachi
#3464 [23:39] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? fubar/zonealarm
#3465 [23:39] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :D
#3466 [23:39] <VoxelHead> fubar/zonealarm: Don't use ZoneAlarm. It's bloated, resource-heavy software that does more harm than good, and in fact is known to cause problems with Minecraft specifically, such as connecting to servers and falling endlessly through the void, or even crashing servers entirely.
#3467 [23:39] <VoxelHead> fubar/zonealarm: Official report thread about ZA-induce server crashes is here: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_crashes_in_multiplayer_socketexception_if_firewa
#3468 [23:40] <xales> What firewall *doesn't* fit that description?
#3469 [23:40] <|Kiichan|Schala|> xales: a good one?
#3470 [23:40] <xales> Such as?
#3471 [23:40] <Jovet> Dezoneunalarmed.
#3472 [23:40] <xales> Also, why would anyone use a "personal" firewall, anyway
#3473 [23:41] <almostroot> xales: iptables
#3474 [23:41] <xales> NAT is a far better firewall.
#3475 [23:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> xales: because they dont have a router?
#3476 [23:41] <xales> almostroot: iptables is technically routing chains, not a firewall :D
#3477 [23:41] <almostroot> xales: NAT using iptables
#3478 [23:41] <xales> |Kiichan|Schala|: Who *doesn't* have a router, these days? Derp
#3479 [23:41] <xales> DSL is cheaper than dialup.
#3480 [23:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> people on unsecured public wifi!
#3481 [23:41] <DreamingInsane> Who even has DSL or dialup :P
#3482 [23:42] <xales> DreamingInsane: ALSO an excellent question!
#3483 [23:42] <almostroot> xales: Firewall is a device or software that permits of denies transmissions using a set of rules. iptables fits that description
#3484 [23:42] * |Kiichan|Schala| stabs DreamingInsane and absorbs his internet!
#3484 [23:42] <Jovet> they still exist. I know people still on Dialup.
#3485 [23:42] <xales> almostroot: iptables is *more* than just a firewall, so I consider it as not a shitty firewall, because it's a firewall+
#3486 [23:42] <almostroot> DreamingInsane: DSL is popular in dual areas since the transmissions distances are very far and normally phone lines have already been run.
#3487 [23:42] <xales> you know what I mean ;_;
#3488 [23:43] <almostroot> dual==rural
#3489 [23:43] <gerzel> Is there anyway to figure out what kind of enchantments are going to go on a particular item before you click the runes?
#3490 [23:43] <DreamingInsane> Well yeah, But mainly everything is ran through cable providers. You don't see Dialup and DSL being advertised as much anymore.
#3491 [23:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and its an alternative to people who have heard how bad verison fios is... and have personal issues with the cable company... yet att uverse hasnt arrived...
#3492 [23:43] <Jovet> gerzel: if there is I haven't figured it out.
#3493 [23:44] <almostroot> xales: Should check out OpenWave. Amazing stuff. Puts the device hardware as available on a network, so the devices don't have to manage policies and rules.
#3494 [23:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> because effin idiots nearby dont want a box on a pole!
#3495 [23:44] <DreamingInsane> Pole?
#3496 [23:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> telephone pole
#3497 [23:44] <almostroot> OpenFlow, not OpenWave.
#3498 [23:44] <DreamingInsane> Underground Wiring bro.
#3499 [23:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> not here broham
#3500 [23:45] <DreamingInsane> Well where's here?
#3501 [23:45] * Jovet offers free brohugs.
#3501 [23:45] <xales> almostroot: I want a 10gbit switch ;_;
#3502 [23:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> CT
#3503 [23:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> USA
#3504 [23:45] <almostroot> xales: I got to play with 100gbit switches. Mwuahahahaha!
#3505 [23:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Waterbury/Litchfied
#3506 [23:45] <xales> >:|
#3507 [23:45] <almostroot> Switches. Plural.
#3508 [23:45] <Jovet> almostroot: yeah they were parallelled ;)
#3509 [23:45] * xales shoots almostroot with a box of FDDI cards
#3509 [23:46] <DreamingInsane> Ah. California doesn't have that many poles anymore. Everything has changed to underground mainly.
#3510 [23:46] <almostroot> Jovet: Nope. Different connections. The only routed 100gig connection in the world.
#3511 [23:46] <Jovet> I was making a yoke.
#3512 [23:46] <Jovet> wondering if we could get xales's head to splode
#3513 [23:46] <almostroot> Jovet: A wooden beam? ;P
#3514 [23:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: do you yust go nuts at christmas?
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#3516 [23:47] <almostroot> xales: Fancy yourself a networking person?
#3517 [23:47] <Jovet> nuck.
#3518 [23:47] <Jovet> I'm nuts all year 'round.
#3519 [23:47] <xales> almostroot: Not particularly, I'm more of an "everything" person
#3520 [23:47] <xales> Networking is easier than software development, which is most of what I do...
#3521 [23:47] <xales> ...except for the users part.
#3522 [23:47] <xales> Users. >:|
#3523 [23:48] <almostroot> So I'm spreading a term for horrible user actions.
#3524 [23:48] <almostroot> UIDDOS
#3525 [23:48] <xales> Dynamic Allocation of Extra Heap and the Transient Intuitive Hardware Standard
#3526 [23:48] <almostroot> User Initiated Distributed Denial of Service
#3527 [23:48] <Jovet> hah
#3528 [23:48] <almostroot> As in, a user submits a job that required each node in a 512 node cluster to grab a 13GB file from the same panasa file share.
#3529 [23:49] <xales> almostroot: DAEHTIHS, or, if you like to read in the wrong direction, SHITHEAD
#3530 [23:49] <almostroot> At the same time.
#3531 [23:49] <Jovet> doesn't sound like a problem to me.
#3532 [23:49] <almostroot> Panasas*
#3533 [23:49] <xales> almostroot: I don't see what is so bad about that!
#3534 [23:49] <almostroot> Jovet: Funny.
#3535 [23:50] <xales> almostroot: bofh.ntk.net <3
#3536 [23:50] <Jovet> as long as one of them gets it, what's the big deal, bro? it's only 13 gigs...
#3537 [23:50] <Jovet> times 512
#3538 [23:50] <|Kiichan|Schala|> NIDDOS = Notch Initiated DDOS (whenever he twitters a link :P)
#3539 [23:50] <xales> almostroot: also http://www.chpc.utah.edu/~davidr/humor/pricelist.html
#3540 [23:51] <almostroot> Tht's 6.6 petabytes of data transfer! From the same disk! Referencing the same files!
#3541 [23:51] <xales> Nothing a bit of RAID couldn't fix!
#3542 [23:51] * Jovet waves it off as not a big deal, almostroot is overreacting.
#3542 [23:51] <almostroot> PETABYTES!
#3543 [23:51] <Jovet> not RAID, USB3!
#3544 [23:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Jovet: can i store a few exobytes in your brain for a bit? :D
#3545 [23:51] * almostroot hates you guys. "Just as bad as the $%^ing user."
#3545 [23:52] <Jovet> lol yeah but we can be silly on purpose.
#3546 [23:52] <Jovet> users have no choice. "What Browser are you using?" "Vista."
#3547 [23:52] <xales> Jovet: WYSIWYG upgrades
#3548 [23:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> yes... btw jov...
#3549 [23:52] <xales> They see: Nothing
#3550 [23:52] <xales> They get: Nothing
#3551 [23:52] <xales> \o/
#3552 [23:52] <almostroot> Noooooo, these people are PhDs. I can;t implying that they are $%^ing idiots.
#3553 [23:53] <almostroot> can't go off implying*
#3554 [23:53] <Jovet> PhD = Piled Higher & Deeper
#3555 [23:53] <Jovet> if you won't imply it than I will. I have known too many people educated completely beyond their intelligence. :D
#3556 [23:53] <almostroot> I may let the government pay for my PhD. Just have to sell my soul one year for each year during grad school.
#3557 [23:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> being a phd doesnt mean you know computer :P
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