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#3 [00:01] <Matthew> Welcome back Armed
#4 [00:03] <Matthew> Does the minecraft.net Login button redirect you to the main page, without loggin in?
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#7 [00:24] <XxJoJoRoxX> ... I can't log into my launcher D:
#8 [00:25] <Matthew> Try retyping yuour passowrd
#9 [00:26] <XxJoJoRoxX> I have the correct username and password, but it says that my login failed...
#10 [00:26] <Matthew> restart the client
#11 [00:26] <XxJoJoRoxX> How?
#12 [00:26] <Matthew> I mean exit out, and re-run it
#13 [00:27] <XxJoJoRoxX> ... Still the same result.
#14 [00:28] <Matthew> I don't know tehn. sorry
#15 [00:28] <XxJoJoRoxX> It's okie dokie :3
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#20 [00:36] <AlphaDad> I'm trying to determine if my Mac has enough video processing to handle Minecraft. Anyone know how to sort that out with me?
#21 [00:39] <xales> AlphaDad: What model is it, and in which year did you purchase it?
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#23 [00:43] <Hawkhead> what`s the Shadow-Craft address?
#24 [00:44] <Matthew> you mean for the ip address
#25 [00:44] <Matthew> to go to the server
#26 [00:45] <Hawkhead> i've already done that i just need the address
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#28 [00:47] <QueenofClovers> Um, hi. Can you help me? My minecraft window is, like, zoomed in. The edges are cut off of the game.
#29 [00:47] <Matthew> Press F11
#30 [00:47] <Hawkhead> whats the address for shadowcraft?
#31 [00:47] <Matthew> The serveR?
#32 [00:47] <Hawkhead> yes
#33 [00:47] <Matthew> smp.shadow-craft.net
#34 [00:47] <QueenofClovers> F11 didn't fix it.
#35 [00:48] <AlphaDad> iMAc 7. It runs OSX 10.5.8. Intel Core 2 Duo, 2.8 GHz, 2 GB memory. Under "Graphics/Displays" is says it has 256 MB VRAM.
#36 [00:48] <Hawkhead> thanks
#37 [00:48] <Matthew> Hm... Try resising the window, Drag the corners so it can fit, then restart your client
#38 [00:48] <QueenofClovers> It's normal when the window's smaller, but when I try to go fullscreen or even just drag it a little bigger it zooms in.
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#41 [00:49] <Matthew> hm.... Maybe in the settings, try adjusting the GUI Size
#42 [00:50] <QueenofClovers> Ah! I think that fixed it. Thank you!
#43 [00:50] <Matthew> No problem!
#44 [00:52] <QueenofClovers> And by fixed it, I mean no wait that didn't actually fix it I just thought it did because I'm dumb.
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#47 [00:58] <Hawkhead> how do i register for shadow craft
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#49 [00:59] <Matthew> What do you mean? Are you even on the server?
#50 [01:00] <Matthew> Hawkhead, you have to go to their websitem click on survival registration, fill out the two fields, and click submit
#51 [01:03] <AlphaDad> xales - still there? My reply above.
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#53 [01:21] <AlphaDad> I'll try again: I've got an iMAc 7. It runs OSX 10.5.8. Intel Core 2 Duo, 2.8 GHz, 2 GB memory. Under "Graphics/Displays" is says it has 256 MB VRAM. Can I run Minecraft, or not? Anyone know?
#54 [01:21] <TheNoodle> :old/mac
#55 [01:21] <WugBot> old/mac: As of the 1.8 update minecraft will not work on Mac OSX 10.5.8, due to an update in the version of OpenGL it uses. This is a known issue and will be corrected as soon as 1.9 is released. Please be patient, as this is not the fault of Mojang. Blame instead apple, becuse they cannot keep their OS's running the latest version of important software.
#56 [01:21] <WugBot> old/mac: A fan made fix can be found here: http://goo.gl/ae0jx and a tutorial here: http://goo.gl/IWLwN
#57 [01:22] <TheNoodle> heh, nvm.
#58 [01:22] <TheNoodle> May have been fixed, may not.
#59 [01:22] <TheNoodle> But yes, it will work.
#60 [01:24] <AlphaDad> TheNoodle & WugBot: Thanks. Aside from the operating system issue, do you think I have enough video processing firepower to get the job done?
#61 [01:36] <TheNoodle> Yeah, you should be fine.
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#68 [02:36] <Balbados> hello?
#69 [02:37] <xales> Hi.
#70 [02:38] <Balbados> nvm. it's an account log issue... I am not sure who to talk too about it. Possible the forums is the only help then?
#71 [02:43] <xales> The forums are *less* help
#72 [02:43] <xales> If it's an account issue, use the support page on minecraft.net
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#83 [03:42] <huddler> Hi
#84 [03:43] <huddler> Some1 who is good at mac
#85 [03:44] <Scott> I will help you if you promise to never use 'Some1' in place of 'someone' for as long as you live.
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#87 [03:48] <Grim|Bed> [10:45] <@Scott> I will help you if you promise to never use 'Some1' in place of 'someone' for as long as you live.
#88 [03:48] <Grim|Bed> Lold
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#91 [04:00] <huddler> Okay :)
#92 [04:00] <huddler> someone who is good at mac?
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#94 [04:06] <Spar53> Please help everytime i go into my enventory in minecraft for more that 3 seconds my entire computer freezes!
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#97 [04:07] <Spar53> *inventory
#98 [04:09] <Spar53> Helllo??
#99 [04:09] <Spar53> ill come back later :(
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#103 [04:29] <blinky> Can someone help me with my minecraft it Lags reaaaaalllly badly
#104 [04:29] <WugBot> blinky: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#105 [04:29] <blinky> My minecraft lags so much
#106 [04:30] <blinky> and when im playing survival when i go into my inventory the whole computer freezes PLEASEE HELP
#107 [04:30] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Windows?
#108 [04:30] <blinky> Yes
#109 [04:31] <tyteen4a03> ??> blinky win/dxdiag
#110 [04:31] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#111 [04:31] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#112 [04:31] <blinky> there i pasted it up
#113 [04:32] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Can you give me the link?
#114 [04:32] <blinky> http://pastebin.com/SJGu0N6H
#115 [04:33] <tyteen4a03> blinky: hang on
#116 [04:33] <blinky> ok :)
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#118 [04:34] <abe> Someone who is good at mac?
#119 [04:35] <tyteen4a03> abe: You can try asking
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#121 [04:35] <tyteen4a03> blinky: I am looking up your graphics card, it's not common
#122 [04:35] <blinky> ok
#123 [04:36] <tyteen4a03> blinky: You can try this driver: http://download.cnet.com/SiS-VGA-driver-3-78-00-zip/3000-2108_4-164001.html
#124 [04:37] <tyteen4a03> But since I have never seen this kind of graphics card, your best bet is to get a better display card
#125 [04:37] <blinky> how do i do that?
#126 [04:37] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Do you have any computer friends that can help you?
#127 [04:37] <abe> How do i compeltly delete minecraft?
#128 [04:38] <blinky> no sorry :/
#129 [04:38] <tyteen4a03> blinky: If you don't have an idea, try to find a computer store and tell them you need a new display card
#130 [04:38] <tyteen4a03> abe: Just wondering, why would you like to delete minecraft completely?
#131 [04:38] <blinky> okay im downloading this driver what do i do then?
#132 [04:39] <tyteen4a03> blinky: After that, unzip it and install the driver
#133 [04:39] <abe> Cause my minecraft wont connect to servers, so i have to reinstall it
#134 [04:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> abe mac/reinst
#135 [04:39] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#136 [04:39] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#137 [04:39] <tyteen4a03> Although I don't think reinstalling will solve the problem, espicially if you have never installed a mod
#138 [04:40] <tyteen4a03> blinky: unzip all of the content to a folder, then run setup.exe
#139 [04:40] <abe> I cant fin library
#140 [04:40] <blinky> what do you mean by unzip?
#141 [04:40] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Do you have softwares like WinRAR installed?
#142 [04:40] <blinky> yes
#143 [04:41] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Double-click the file, select the SiS VGA... directory, press Extract To.., select the Desktop and hit enter
#144 [04:43] <blinky> ok
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#146 [04:45] <blinky> double click what file?
#147 [04:45] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Have you extracted the files?
#148 [04:45] <tyteen4a03> abe: Hm, I don't know much about mac..
#149 [04:45] <abe> okay
#150 [04:45] <tyteen4a03> abe: Are you running Lion?
#151 [04:46] <tyteen4a03> or whatever that is
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#153 [04:47] <tyteen4a03> ??> abe mac/.minecraft/lion
#154 [04:47] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/.minecraft/lion) Run this command in Terminal: chflags nohidden ~/Library
#155 [04:47] <blinky> I havent extracted the files yet
#156 [04:47] <blinky> i dont know what to do!!
#157 [04:47] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Can you extract them?
#158 [04:47] <blinky> i dont know how
#159 [04:47] <tyteen4a03> okay
#160 [04:48] <tyteen4a03> ??> blinky teamviewer
#161 [04:48] <VoxelHead> blinky: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#162 [04:48] <VoxelHead> blinky: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#163 [04:48] <tyteen4a03> Can you get TeamViewer?
#164 [04:48] <blinky> just tell me what to do
#165 [04:49] <tyteen4a03> blinky: I don't know much about your computer, so can you please download TeamViewer?
#166 [04:49] <blinky> are you sure they wont hack my computer?
#167 [04:49] <tyteen4a03> blinky: It will not
#168 [04:50] <blinky> ok
#169 [04:50] <blinky> what is going to happen?
#170 [04:51] <tyteen4a03> blinky: You will download TeamViewer on the main page, and on the setup, select Run, and agree to the ToS. Once you see the Teamviewer panel, select the ID and the Password, and on here type "/query tyteen4a03 id and password here" (without quotes)
#171 [04:51] <tyteen4a03> then I will connect to your computer to help you install the driver
#172 [04:52] <blinky> the panel hasent popped up yet?
#173 [04:52] <tyteen4a03> blinky: just wait
#174 [04:52] <tyteen4a03> it will in a moment
#175 [04:53] <blinky> how do i want to use teamviewer?
#176 [04:53] <blinky> which one do i click?
#177 [04:53] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Run
#178 [04:53] <TheNoodle> lol
#179 [04:53] <tyteen4a03> TheNoodle: :P
#180 [04:54] <abe> That just reenameeed my program folder to applications
#181 [04:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> abe mac/reinst
#182 [04:54] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#183 [04:54] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#184 [04:54] <tyteen4a03> is the library still missing?
#185 [04:54] <abe> yes
#186 [04:55] <blinky> OK the panel has came up where do i go ?
#187 [04:55] <tyteen4a03> ??> abe mac/.minecraft/lion
#188 [04:55] <VoxelHead> abe: (mac/.minecraft/lion) Run this command in Terminal: chflags nohidden ~/Library
#189 [04:55] <tyteen4a03> abe: How to open terminal: http://www.fixkb.com/2011/08/missing-library-folder-in-mac-os-x-lion.html
#190 [04:56] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Copy the ID and the password, and go back here, type "/query tyteen4a03 ID and password here" without quotes, and send it
#191 [04:56] <blinky> OK the panel has came up what do i do now??
#192 [04:56] <tyteen4a03> blinky: Copy the ID and the password, and go back here, type "/query tyteen4a03 ID and password here" without quotes, and send it
#193 [04:57] <abe> i still cant find library
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#195 [04:59] <tyteen4a03> abe: Hmm... did you run the command in terminal? Else I've got no idea, sorry
#196 [05:00] <abe> okay
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#200 [05:10] <tyteen4a03> ?? java/transplant
#201 [05:10] <VoxelHead> java/transplant: Sometimes a java installation may become so damaged that it cannot be uninstalled without first repairing it. In order to repair it, you need to receive a Java Transplant. Someone with a functional copy of your version sends you the files from their installation and replaces yours with them.
#202 [05:10] <VoxelHead> java/transplant: The java version must be EXACTLY THE SAME. This is typically done over teamviewer by an expert, ask an op to assist you.
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#204 [05:18] <tyteen4a03> ?? 1.9/snow
#205 [05:18] <VoxelHead> 1.9/snow: falling snow, in the 1.9 pre-release, destroys torches, redstone and rails. the snow cap block over rides torches, rails, and redstone.
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#207 [05:22] <rymate1234_mobile> .chech rymate.dyndns.org
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#209 [05:22] <rymate1234_mobile> .check rymate.dyndns.org
#210 [05:23] <rymate1234_mobile> lol
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#214 [05:49] <Iridescent> Hello, who can I contact when I want to do correction of localisation for my language?
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#216 [05:52] <benny> hello?
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#218 [06:01] <Shere_Khan> Hello
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#226 [06:37] <Compodulator> hello, i'd like to replace to gibberish in the enchantment table with readable english. according to the wiki, i need to replace the alternative.png with... something...
#227 [06:37] <Compodulator> i'd like some help obtaining that something >_<
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#229 [06:45] <[L]> Compodulator
#230 [06:45] <Thisisdog> How to upgrade my minecraft and have realistic stuff? I dont think cube dirt is realistic and graphics are not good
#231 [06:45] <[L]> Those files are already in the minecraft.jar
#232 [06:45] <Thisisdog> How to get better?
#233 [06:45] <[L]> Thisisdog: That sucks then. Consider a texture pack
#234 [06:45] <Thisisdog> xD
#235 [06:46] <[L]> Also
#236 [06:46] <[L]> DOG
#237 [06:46] <[L]> COME IN
#238 [06:46] <[L]> Shut up vox
#239 [06:46] * libraryaddict wanders on back out
#239 [06:46] <libraryaddict> Hmm.
#240 [06:46] <libraryaddict> If I lagged when I changed to a 256x texture pack
#241 [06:46] <libraryaddict> I just got another 4gb ram and solid state harddrive
#242 [06:46] <[L]> I need to up my OS before I run a 256
#243 [06:46] <libraryaddict> Would that change anything or do I need a better graphics card?
#244 [06:46] <[L]> I can only run 64x
#245 [06:47] <[L]> Because my OS doesn't recognize my 8GB Ram
#246 [06:47] <Compodulator> [L] yes, but i don't have a font.png
#247 [06:47] <[L]> Compodulator: The wiki states perfectly what to replace
#248 [06:47] <Compodulator> i'm using the 11w50 prerelease since in w49 the sheep don't eat grass
#249 [06:47] <Compodulator> By replacing the alternate.png with a copy of the font.png renamed to match the original file, you can read the enchantments in English.
#250 [06:47] <Compodulator> no font.png
#251 [06:47] <[L]> :l
#252 [06:47] <Compodulator> hence the confusion
#253 [06:47] <[L]> Get old .jar with font.png
#254 [06:48] <Compodulator> ok, lessee, forcing update...
#255 [06:49] <Compodulator> just for future, where do i download old jars?
#256 [06:49] <Compodulator> i'd like an official source
#257 [06:49] <[L]> You can't.
#258 [06:49] <[L]> Mojang doesn't distribute the older jars
#259 [06:49] <[L]> Backup ALL the jars
#260 [06:49] <Compodulator> ok, less then official source? >_<
#261 [06:50] <[L]> It's illegal to distribute the minecraft.jar
#262 [06:50] <[L]> Or any work by Mojang without their permission
#263 [06:50] <[L]> Zuriki got in trouble for that
#264 [06:51] <Compodulator> oic... didn't see it earlier
#265 [06:51] <Compodulator> in the wiki, they should replace font.png with default.png
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#267 [06:55] <mib_21p9j6> when i try to play this comes up Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 17/12/11 11:28 Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_24, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpo
#268 [06:56] <mib_21p9j6> hello?
#269 [06:56] <mib_21p9j6> this doesnt help on bit stupid minecraft people
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#272 [07:13] <schk> I need som help with a help file that won't work. Nothing happens when i type /help. Anyone know what the reason might be?
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#274 [07:14] <z33k|SemperFi> hi guys :)!
#275 [07:14] <z33k|SemperFi> I have a question
#276 [07:14] <z33k|SemperFi> anyone here ?
#277 [07:15] <z33k|SemperFi> ?
#278 [07:18] <Chris> whatre you after z33k
#279 [07:20] <z33k|SemperFi> Well
#280 [07:20] <z33k|SemperFi> my minecraft isnt dling :(
#281 [07:23] <z33k|SemperFi> Its stuck @ retrieving lwjgl.jar
#282 [07:25] <z33k|SemperFi> I found the solution
#283 [07:25] <z33k|SemperFi> thx anyways
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#285 [07:26] <GalaxyMiner> Hi everyone
#286 [07:26] <TrueWolves> \o
#287 [07:29] <GalaxyMiner> Thus here is I have a small problem since today when I try to connect on minecraft.net one say to me Unknow Username
#288 [07:29] <GalaxyMiner> Thus I ask to see my pen name by e-mail to has the whole is well but when I bring in it with the one-liner of pass always the same thing please help (Sorry for my english i'm french)
#289 [07:30] <GalaxyMiner> Some Help please ?
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#291 [07:33] <GalaxyMiner> Anyone french ?
#292 [07:33] <GalaxyMiner> Anyone french ?
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#294 [07:34] <tyteen4a03> TrueWolves: is \o itself an emotion?
#295 [07:34] <Chris> yes
#296 [07:35] <Chris> \o or o/ is a wave
#297 [07:35] <tyteen4a03> oh
#298 [07:35] <tyteen4a03> I always thought \o/ is a complete emotion
#299 [07:35] <Chris> like if someone interesting joins the channel, wave at them :P
#300 [07:35] <tyteen4a03> or /o\
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#303 [07:41] <Compodulator> ok then, something else on my mind...
#304 [07:41] <Compodulator> where to i find the ETA for the 11w50a update? >_<
#305 [07:43] <Boreeas> Compodulator: There is none
#306 [07:43] <Boreeas> Compodulator: They are released whenever mojang thinks they are ready
#307 [07:43] <Compodulator> well, that's not good >_<
#308 [07:43] <Compodulator> 11w50 makes sheep eat grass
#309 [07:44] <Compodulator> and thus, able to reproduce properly
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#320 [08:22] <majk21_1> hello
#321 [08:22] <majk21_1> hello
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#325 [08:25] <tyteen4a03> ?? win/dxdiag
#326 [08:25] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#327 [08:25] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#328 [08:28] <Fredusiek> Hi. I have a problem with Minecraft. When you turn the game gives me an error: Could not create the Java virtual machine. I did everything I could. Install the new java and Minecraft. Please help ... Thanks in advance.
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#333 [08:32] <Faron> Hi. My son's MC account seems to have been hacked. I have the receipt for buying the game. Is there any way to get the account back?
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#335 [08:33] <Chris|ZzZ> Faron, http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#336 [08:33] <Faron> Chris: E-mail is unknown.
#337 [08:34] <Chris|ZzZ> Sorry, do you mean, you don't know which email you signed up with, or you no longer have access to that email?
#338 [08:34] <Manni2048> Hello, how can i delete my Minecaft account and could i get my money back (i purchased minecraft 1 week ago.)
#339 [08:35] <Chris|ZzZ> Why would you want to do that?
#340 [08:35] <Manni2048> because i dont want to lay minecraft anymore...
#341 [08:35] <Chris|ZzZ> for what reason
#342 [08:35] <Manni2048> *play
#343 [08:36] <Faron> Chriz: Either he can't remember what e-mail he signed up with, or it has been changed (if that is even possible). As far as I know all his mailadresses end up in the same inbox, but nothing shows up there now.
#344 [08:37] <Chris|ZzZ> Faron, as far as I know the email cannot be changed. There is a way to find what email you signed up with, give me just a minute to find it
#345 [08:38] <Manni2048> i dont want to tell you the reason because it is privat..
#346 [08:39] <Chris|ZzZ> I'm pretty sure Minecraft doesn't have a change of mind policy.
#347 [08:39] <Chris|ZzZ> Unless Minecraft broke your computer, and can be proved to have done so, I don't think it'd be possible for you to get your money back
#348 [08:40] <tyteen4a03> ??> Manni2048 telepathy
#349 [08:40] <VoxelHead> Manni2048: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#350 [08:40] <tyteen4a03> finally, a chance to use this faq :P
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#352 [08:41] <GTkills> Help i cant login anymore on the minecraft website but i can in the client ?
#353 [08:41] <Manni2048> i dont know the laws in sweden, but i think you have a 14- day return because it is a EU-Country...
#354 [08:42] <tyteen4a03> Manni2048: You can always try emailing help@mojang.com with your receipt etc, but I dunno about their policy
#355 [08:42] <tyteen4a03> GTKills: You mean you can login in Minecraft.exe but not the website?
#356 [08:43] <GTkills> yes i try to recover my password (i got minecraft i buyed it) it says no user found like i no longer have a account but i playing now minecraft ..
#357 [08:43] <tyteen4a03> did you type your username and password correctly?
#358 [08:44] <GTkills> Yes..
#359 [08:44] <tyteen4a03> Type the username and password out in your address bar of the browser, and copy them in
#360 [08:45] <GTkills> well den evrybody see's it? i dont want to get hacked..
#361 [08:45] <Chris|ZzZ> not into irc
#362 [08:45] <GTkills> orite
#363 [08:45] <Chris|ZzZ> into the username/password fields
#364 [08:45] <tyteen4a03> :P
#365 [08:46] <GTkills> nope same error Oops, unknown username or password.
#366 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> GTkills: username please?
#367 [08:46] <GTkills> GTkills
#368 [08:46] <GTkills> xD
#369 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> !paid GTkills
#370 [08:46] <GTkills> WHAT
#371 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> have you paid for it, just wondering
#372 [08:46] <GTkills> I did
#373 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> hm
#374 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> !paid gtkills
#375 [08:46] <GTkills> well i did get a gift code..
#376 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> !paid GTKills
#377 [08:46] <tyteen4a03> did you enter it?
#378 [08:46] <GTkills> yah like 3 months ago
#379 [08:47] <tyteen4a03> please email help@mojang.com with your problem, your username and possibly the gift code if you still have it
#380 [08:47] <GTkills> thnx :l
#381 [08:47] <Chris|ZzZ> wait...
#382 [08:47] <Chris|ZzZ> GTkills, where did you get the gift code
#383 [08:47] <GTkills> form a friend
#384 [08:48] <Chris|ZzZ> did he buy it himself from minecraft.net?
#385 [08:48] <GTkills> he gaved me while he buhyed minecraft form the wedding thing 1 buy 1 free :D
#386 [08:48] <GTkills> yah
#387 [08:49] <tyteen4a03> Chris|ZzZ: he could login before, just not now
#388 [08:49] <Chris|ZzZ> I am unaware of any buy one get one free... are you sure it was from minecraft.net
#389 [08:49] <Chris|ZzZ> I am aware tyteen, this is why I suspect this
#390 [08:49] <tyteen4a03> Chris|ZzZ: Yes, there was an offer like this
#391 [08:49] <GTkills> yes.
#392 [08:49] <Chris|ZzZ> ah okay then
#393 [08:49] <Chris|ZzZ> help@mojang.com it is
#394 [08:50] <tyteen4a03> yup
#395 [08:50] <GTkills> kk thnx :l
#396 [08:50] <Faron> I suppose help@mojang.com would be my best bet as well...
#397 [08:50] <Chris|ZzZ> best of luck Faron
#398 [08:51] <Faron> Thank you. :)
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#407 [09:36] <mib_0r1fay> Ann is my username, don't know where to put it.
#408 [09:36] <mib_0r1fay> is anyone there?
#409 [09:36] <Dystopia> Hello.
#410 [09:37] <mib_0r1fay> I have a question about Minecraft.net with error report.
#411 [09:37] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay, what is the error you have encountered?
#412 [09:37] <mib_0r1fay> I have 2 computers which are the same. my son uses the one downstairs and was using minecraft for months
#413 [09:38] <mib_0r1fay> now he cannot play it because after you log in, there is an error report with the drivers.
#414 [09:38] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay, The Enter Button is not punctuation, if you have a large message please send it in one. Could you please paste-bin the Error Report to me?
#415 [09:39] <mib_0r1fay> so I brought the computer to the shop for repair, (mistake) he says my computer a few years old, does not support this game. (even though he was playing for months)
#416 [09:39] <Dystopia> ??> dxdiag
#417 [09:39] <mib_0r1fay> After he told me that, I told him that the other SAME computer of mine, that it works perfectly.
#418 [09:39] <Dystopia> ??> win/dxdiag
#419 [09:40] <Dystopia> I hate the robot. >_> ANYWAY. Can you give me a dxdiag, mib_0r1fay?
#420 [09:40] <mib_0r1fay> what is a dxdiag
#421 [09:41] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay, what is your operating system? (Windows. Mac. ect?)
#422 [09:41] <mib_0r1fay> windows xp
#423 [09:41] <mib_0r1fay> can I give you the error report?
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#425 [09:42] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay, Good, good. Go to your START menu, and hit RUN. Once you've done that, type in; dxdiag, after that is done loading, hit "SAVE INFORMATION" And copy and paste that information into Pastebin, and give me the link.
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#427 [09:42] <mib_0r1fay> my computer is still in the shop because he is going to give it a go again to see if he can fix it.
#428 [09:43] <Dystopia> Hm. Go ahead and post the Error Report in Pastebin.com
#429 [09:43] <Muffins> what's your problem, mib_0r1fay?
#430 [09:44] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay cannot play Minecraft, on his computer, which apparently he has the exact same computer, but on that computer, it works fine.
#431 [09:44] <Muffins> I have a somewhat similar problem.
#432 [09:45] <Muffins> I got a quite new desktop, and I get a bsod when I try to run minecraft
#433 [09:45] <Dystopia> What problem have you encountered, Muffins?
#434 [09:45] <Muffins> but I could play it on an old laptop of the same kind
#435 [09:45] <mib_0r1fay> have 2 computers that are the same and minecraft works only on one now, getting error report saying "Bad video card drivers! Mindcraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL Mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#436 [09:46] <Muffins> the second line of the bsod is SYSTEM_SERVICE_EXCEPTION. I was told before that could help with something.
#437 [09:47] <mib_0r1fay> dystopia, are you there?
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#439 [09:47] <Muffins> his name is red, he's typing
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#441 [09:47] <Dystopia> Muffins: BSoD can be caused by a few things, and if your computer is relatively new compared to your elder computer, it may be overheating. Have you tried closing a few programs? Maybe shutting off some things on your taskbar? And in the Minecraft Settings, you could also turn down the quality, that could help you.
#442 [09:48] <Mr_Pryor> Anyone know how to fix blackscreen when i press f11?
#443 [09:48] <Dystopia> Mr_Pryor, why are you hitting f11 whilst you play minecraft?
#444 [09:48] <Muffins> I dont even get to the settings menu.
#445 [09:48] <Muffins> I get the mojang logo and a bsod
#446 [09:48] <Mr_Pryor> Well i want to go fullscreen when i try it crashs
#447 [09:49] <Dystopia> Muffins, you could try searching your computer for virus's?
#448 [09:49] <Dystopia> Mr_Pryor, while playing minecraft you can just Maximize the page?
#449 [09:49] <Muffins> I'll scan it now.
#450 [09:49] <Muffins> Trend Micro didnt find any threats
#451 [09:50] <Mr_Pryor> http://pastebin.com/3x1aCxrd
#452 [09:50] <Dystopia> mib_0r1fay, if you have sent the computer in for repairs, I can not be any help to you. If you had the computer I could suggest updating your video card drivers, but if you do not have your computer, NOR able to do a dxdiag, then I can not be any help.
#453 [09:50] <Mr_Pryor> I start mc i login i press f11 and i crash.
#454 [09:51] <Muffins> then dont press f11
#455 [09:51] <Mr_Pryor> How can i get into fullscreen then :/
#456 [09:51] <Dystopia> Maximize the page, instead of hitting f11.
#457 [09:51] <mib_0r1fay> Dystopia, the computer guy already updated the drivers and it still doesn't work.
#458 [09:51] <Muffins> I know there's a very simple way, I just cant remember. its been a while since I played minecraft]
#459 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Pryor - Do you get an actual error log when it crashes?
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#461 [09:51] <mib_0r1fay> I will paste the error report in pastebin
#462 [09:52] <Mr_Pryor> I get hs_err_pid3324
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#464 [09:52] <Mr_Pryor> I posted it in pastebin already.
#465 [09:52] <Muffins> wait a minute, something's different than last time.
#466 [09:52] <GreyVulpine> Give us the URL?
#467 [09:52] <Mr_Pryor> http://pastebin.com/3x1aCxrd
#468 [09:52] <Muffins> I have 4 folders in .minecraft instead of just the bin
#469 [09:53] <Dystopia> It might be his java? I'm unsure with reports such as his.
#470 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> It's Mr_Pryor's intel video drivers
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#472 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Pryor - Have you attempted to update your video drivers before?
#473 [09:53] <Muffins> Im going to attempt running mineceraft again.
#474 [09:54] <Mr_Pryor> I havent updated it for like 6+ months
#475 [09:54] <Mr_Pryor> Guess i could try that.
#476 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Pryor - I would recommend updating it from intel's site to see if it will fix it
#477 [09:54] <Muffins> ok, so I'll probably crash soon.
#478 [09:55] <Dystopia> Muffins, what operating system are you running on?
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#480 [09:56] <mib_0r1fay> anymore suggestions for minecraft that has the error report? scanned error report but can't copy and paste in pastebin, sorry
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#482 [09:57] <Muffins_> ok, so that was unsuccessful...
#483 [09:57] <Dystopia> Muffins_ What operating system are you running on?>
#484 [09:57] <Dystopia> running it on*
#485 [09:57] <Muffins_> Windows 7
#486 [09:58] <Dystopia> Muffins_ And how much memory do you have left on your computer?
#487 [09:59] <Muffins_> 843 GB
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#489 [09:59] <Dystopia> Holy. Muffins_ I'm unsure why you're receiving BSOD, the only reason I used to get it was from doing too much at once.
#490 [10:00] <Dystopia> Anyone care to take Muffins_ over? :(
#491 [10:00] <Muffins_> All Im running extra is steam and hamachi...
#492 [10:00] <Dystopia> Have you tried closing those programs?
#493 [10:00] <Muffins_> I've closed steam, but not hamachi
#494 [10:01] <Dystopia> Close Steam, Hamachi, and your browser, and give it a try.
#495 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> BSODs usually have to deal with bad drivers, or programs accessing memory that it shouldn't be doing
#496 [10:01] <Muffins_> alright.
#497 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> Try a wipe and reinstall of java, followed by a reinstall of video drivers.
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#499 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> Those are the two main causes of problems with minecraft
#500 [10:01] <Muffins_> ok, so wipe and reinstall java. then reinstall video drivers
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#504 [10:21] <rymate1234> !check rymate.dyndns.org
#505 [10:21] <rymate1234> lol wat
#506 [10:22] <Muffins_> it's spelled 'what'
#507 [10:23] <Muffins_> ok, so to run minecraft, I was told to reinstall java and my video drivers. I reinstalled java, is it worth trying again before reinstalling video drivers?
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#509 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> Sure
#510 [10:26] <Muffins_> ok, im going to try that
#511 [10:26] <Muffins_> ok, im going to try that
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#514 [10:29] <Notch-> can i have help?
#515 [10:29] <libraryaddict> :\
#516 [10:29] <libraryaddict> If you use your real username
#517 [10:29] <Notch-> ?
#518 [10:30] <libraryaddict> Else you will get a ban for impersenation
#519 [10:30] <libraryaddict> Pretending to be a staff
#520 [10:30] <Notch-> oh ok
#521 [10:30] <TheDiamondGuy> happy?
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#523 [10:30] <libraryaddict> Yes
#524 [10:30] <TheDiamondGuy> ok
#525 [10:30] <libraryaddict> What did you have a problem with?
#526 [10:31] <TheDiamondGuy> when i ry to paly on aw world or a server when i click join i get an error
#527 [10:31] <libraryaddict> You need to say the error?
#528 [10:31] <TheDiamondGuy> ok ill tell u it
#529 [10:32] <TheDiamondGuy> hs_err+pid5540
#530 [10:32] <Morrolan> Waait, if it's longer than a few lines use www.pastebin.com please.
#531 [10:33] <Morrolan> Also, do you get this error on any server, or on this specifc one only?
#532 [10:33] <TheDiamondGuy> wht that
#533 [10:33] <TheDiamondGuy> any server and singleplayer
#534 [10:34] <Morrolan> Ok, then please paste the contents of this error file on www.pastebin.com
#535 [10:34] <libraryaddict> You could try this
#536 [10:34] <libraryaddict> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/171044-hs-err-pid-error-fix/
#537 [10:34] <TheDiamondGuy> not black screen
#538 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the contents of the hs_err_pid file to www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL so that we can read it
#539 [10:35] <TheDiamondGuy> just ok when i copy it in there wht next
#540 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> Submit it, then give us the URL
#541 [10:36] <TheDiamondGuy> http://pastebin.com/9DyJAQ99
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#543 [10:37] <TheDiamondGuy> grey can i work?
#544 [10:37] <TheDiamondGuy> *ut
#545 [10:37] <TheDiamondGuy> *it
#546 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> Do you run any HD texture packs?
#547 [10:38] <TheDiamondGuy> no
#548 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> Any texture packs that are different from default?
#549 [10:38] <TheDiamondGuy> nope
#550 [10:38] <TheDiamondGuy> mods tho
#551 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> What mod?
#552 [10:38] <TheDiamondGuy> x-ray
#553 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> That may be it.
#554 [10:39] <TheDiamondGuy> ahh ill try but it work befour
#555 [10:39] <Muffins> so. Grey, I still got the bsod. reinstalling video drivers may help?
#556 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> Muffins - Yes.
#557 [10:39] <Muffins> okay.
#558 [10:40] <TheDiamondGuy> nope still no work
#559 [10:40] <TheDiamondGuy> shall i delate .minecraft
#560 [10:40] <TheDiamondGuy> ?
#561 [10:40] <Muffins> how else did you delete the mod?
#562 [10:41] <TheDiamondGuy> deleated bin
#563 [10:41] <Muffins> are there any other pieces of the mod in other folders?
#564 [10:41] <TheDiamondGuy> no
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#566 [10:41] <TheDiamondGuy> ill cheak
#567 [10:41] <Muffins> you might just want to backup your saves and wipe .minecraft
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#569 [10:45] <TheDiamondGuy> thanks!
#570 [10:46] <Muffins> ok, so, I admittedly don't know what I'm doing...
#571 [10:47] <Dystopia> Your help is appreciated but don't try and get out of your league. Like me; If I don't know what I'm doing, I'll turn it over to someone who does.
#572 [10:47] <Muffins> oh, I mean with my problem.
#573 [10:47] <Dystopia> What is your problem?
#574 [10:47] <Muffins> I've wiped my .minecraft plenty of times
#575 [10:48] <Muffins> when I used it on my laptop
#576 [10:48] <Muffins> I dont really know what im doing with reinstalling video drivers
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#581 [10:52] <handyplayer13> hi?
#582 [10:52] <Muffins> hello.
#583 [10:53] <handyplayer13> Do you know Cobalt?
#584 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> We do not
#585 [10:53] <Muffins> I've only seen a video or two of it
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#587 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> We're just #minecrafthelp
#588 [10:54] <Muffins> Grey, how much do you know about reinstalling video drivers?
#589 [10:54] <handyplayer13> I know, but I can´t find anything about Cobalt! ^^
#590 [10:55] <JohnEBH> Youtube.
#591 [10:55] <Muffins> maybe because its in its first release?
#592 [10:55] <JohnEBH> Cobalt wiki.
#593 [10:55] <Morrolan> handyplayer13: I assume that, as soon as it's released, there'll be stuff for it as well.
#594 [10:55] <Morrolan> It is released already?
#595 [10:55] <Muffins> in alpha
#596 [10:55] <Muffins> like minecraft was
#597 [10:55] <handyplayer13> I dont have a problem with the game itself.
#598 [10:55] <Morrolan> Oh, yea, good to know. :P
#599 [10:56] <Morrolan> Ah, yesterday, so I'm not all that late to the party.
#600 [10:56] <handyplayer13> The problem is I wanted to pay with bank transfer and it said I schould type in my account number but there isn´t any field for it?!
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#602 [10:56] <Muffins> I havent even checked the cobalt website yet, so....cant help
#603 [10:57] <Muffins> I would prefer to get minecraft working before I get another game involving Mojang...
#604 [10:57] <handyplayer13> You don´t like Cobalt, do you?
#605 [10:57] <Muffins> It looks interesting, I just want to wait before I get it.
#606 [10:58] <handyplayer13> Okay, bye guys.
#607 [10:58] <handyplayer13> Okay, bye guys.
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#609 [10:58] <Morrolan> Muffins: I assume you get these bluescreens with Minecraft only?
#610 [10:58] <Muffins> Yes.
#611 [10:59] <Muffins> When I attempt to run minecraft, I see the mojang logo, then the bsod
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#613 [11:00] <JohnEBH> ??> muffins win/dxdiag
#614 [11:00] <VoxelHead> muffins: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#615 [11:00] <VoxelHead> muffins: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#616 [11:01] <Muffins> alright.
#617 [11:03] <langkid1> :D this channel has no bans
#618 [11:03] <Muffins> http://pastebin.com/auSr5ev2
#619 [11:03] <Muffins> there you go.
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#621 [11:04] <Morrolan> langkid1: As far as I know they're managed by Vox.
#622 [11:04] <Morrolan> The permanent ones atleast.
#623 [11:04] <langkid1> o.o
#624 [11:04] <langkid1> but the /ban CMD says no bans
#625 [11:04] <Morrolan> As I said, managed by Vox. So if a banned user joins he'll get kicked.
#626 [11:04] <langkid1> ah
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#628 [11:05] <langkid1> ic
#629 [11:05] <Morrolan> Reason being that this way ban reasons can be set I beleive.
#630 [11:05] <Morrolan> believe*
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#633 [11:07] <frogmella> my minecraft wont update. i have disabled all firewalls and mircrosoft securty essentuals and forced pdated and ran as adminastrator. help!
#634 [11:07] <Matthew> click force update
#635 [11:07] <Muffins> what happens when you try to update?
#636 [11:07] <frogmella> iwjgl stops
#637 [11:08] <Muffins> did you force update?
#638 [11:08] <frogmella> ive been on here tring to get help for a month
#639 [11:08] <frogmella> yes
#640 [11:08] <Muffins> ./shrug
#641 [11:08] <langkid1> /shrug
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#643 [11:09] <mib_lvv6kt> hello
#644 [11:09] <mib_lvv6kt> i have a problem
#645 [11:09] <frogmella> forceing dosent help
#646 [11:09] <Muffins> care to explain your problem?
#647 [11:10] <langkid1> mib_lvv6kt, don't ask to ask
#648 [11:10] <langkid1> :)
#649 [11:10] <frogmella> my minecraft wont update simplely iwjgl sticks
#650 [11:10] <langkid1> frogmella, fix lwjgl then I guess
#651 [11:10] <mib_lvv6kt> emm i have dowloaded minecraft again and i try and log in ad it says (not dowloaded) ? any help?
#652 [11:10] <frogmella> how
#653 [11:10] <langkid1> mib_lvv6kt, what do you mean 'downloaded'?
#654 [11:11] <langkid1> frogmella, hm....
#655 [11:11] <langkid1> frogmella, stick on the channel, someone who knows will answer eventually
#656 [11:11] <mib_lvv6kt> to start playing it again and it wont let me
#657 [11:11] <langkid1> mib_lvv6kt, what won't let you?
#658 [11:12] <mib_lvv6kt> the game em i have tried clicking force update and when i go to log in it doesnt update it just comes up "(not downloaded)"
#659 [11:13] <frogmella> matthew can you help?
#660 [11:14] <langkid1> mib_lvv6kt, yes, Click "Options" then "Force Update", login and it should update, I'll go get a windows Batch file to help determine your error
#661 [11:15] <Muffins> so, how does the dxdiag help?
#662 [11:15] <ohHay> yes i have tried the force update thing but it simply wont work
#663 [11:15] <frogmella> langki1 can you do the same to me i have the same problem
#664 [11:15] <frogmella> langkid1
#665 [11:16] <langkid1> http://goo.gl/pBUuK
#666 [11:16] <langkid1> use that application, then use http://PASTEBIN.com to post the error
#667 [11:17] <langkid1> do not post the output of that application directly in the channel, thank you!
#668 [11:17] <ohHay> ok thanks
#669 [11:17] <ohHay> Incorrect referer, either your browser messed up or you got the link somewhere other than the Minecraft Forum thread. To fix this problem just click on the link to my thread and download from there, please note that this is a beta and may not work 100% on all browsers. If it continues not to work after clicking the link then message medsouz on minecraftforum
#670 [11:17] <ohHay> that what just camw up when i clicked the link
#671 [11:17] <langkid1> weird
#672 [11:17] <langkid1> one sec
#673 [11:18] <Muffins> just go to the thread?
#674 [11:18] <frogmella> langkid1?
#675 [11:18] <langkid1> http://bit.ly/pyNqkT try this one, sorry the maker of it is a control freak
#676 [11:18] <Muffins> still denies
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#678 [11:18] <ohHay> same thing happened again
#679 [11:19] <langkid1> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/533027-tool-minecrafterror/
#680 [11:19] <langkid1> if the link that says 'DOWNLOAD' in there doesn't work, then I'll have a word with the guy who makes it
#681 [11:19] <Muffins> ok, so...
#682 [11:19] <Muffins> I guess I quit for the day.
#683 [11:19] <langkid1> okbai
#684 [11:20] <frogmella> any help?
#685 [11:20] <langkid1> frogmella, hm? go to the forum post and click DOWNLOAD
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#687 [11:20] <mudpit> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Address family not supported by protocol family: connect</center></font></body></html>
#688 [11:21] <mib_kf4r65> i timed out so any help
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#690 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> mudpit - Means you've got a piece of malware on your computer
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#692 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> Do you have anything like Malwarebytes, or spybot search and destroy?
#693 [11:21] <mathisca> Minecraft.net can't find my username ...
#694 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: really? I have always thought it was just firewall
#695 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> tyteen4a03 - Really, give me just a second to pull up URL
#696 [11:21] * langkid1 walks away
#696 [11:21] <mathisca> Can you help me please
#697 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> tyteen4a03 - Read: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/587899-failed-to-launch-fatal-error-occured-4/
#698 [11:22] <mib_kf4r65> minecraft wont update iwjgl.jar. help please
#699 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Look for screenshot of malwarebytes
#700 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Means you have an antivirus blocking minecraft from downloading lwjgl.
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#702 [11:22] <mudpit> it says my news for minecraft hasnt updated i have run it as admin but it gets annoying what can i do?
#703 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> mudpit - Huh? Do you get a ..
#704 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> :P
#705 [11:23] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#705 [11:23] <mib_kf4r65> it aint i have disabled it forced update deleted it and tried to reinstall
#706 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: look at topic of breakroom
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#708 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> it's even more hilarious
#709 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Do you run AVG or Avast, or another similar AV?
#710 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> tyteen4a03 - heh
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#712 [11:24] <synder99> hey it says my news for minecraft hasnt updated
#713 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Hello?
#714 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - What does it say exactly?
#715 [11:24] <synder99> what do i do
#716 [11:25] <mib_kf4r65> microsoft securty essentuals. 3 months ago it worked ever since 1.81 ive been fine now 1.00 and 1.01 are out im stuck
#717 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - We don't know what you mean by "Minecraft hasn't updated"
#718 [11:25] <synder99> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Address family not supported by protocol family: connect</center></font></body></html>
#719 [11:25] <synder99> thats what
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#721 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - Means you have malware on your computer
#722 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - Read: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/587899-failed-to-launch-fatal-error-occured-4/
#723 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> I recommend downloading and installing malwarebytes to get rid of it
#724 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - You don't have any other antivirus on your computer?
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#726 [11:26] <mib_kf4r65> malwarebytes thats all
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#729 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Any firewall software?
#730 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Any firewall software?
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#732 [11:28] <mib_kf4r65> just the basic microsoft (its off aswell)
#733 [11:29] <synder99> cleaning...
#734 [11:29] <mib_yy6ck7> hello, i got charged multiple times 4 to be exact, i did not get a transaction code, and it wont let me play th game. could any one help
#735 [11:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Hmm. the download being stopped on lwjgl has always been a security software issue. Look into what other security software you have installed.
#736 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_yy6ck7 - We're not Mojang, we're community-run support, and thus, cannot help with account or payment issues. You'll want to talk to your bank or credit card to get that straightened out.
#737 [11:31] <synder99> how long does malwarebytes take for full scan?
#738 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - Up to a few hours, depending on the speed of your computer
#739 [11:31] <mib_kf4r65> none greyvulpine ps u know me from before that guy who got wug to do something on teamviewer but since then i deleted minecraft in a failed atempt to fix it
#740 [11:31] <mib_yy6ck7> thanks anyway
#741 [11:31] <synder99> well i have ccleaner will that help?
#742 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> ccleaner doesn't do malware
#743 [11:32] <synder99> only viruses?
#744 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> no, it does neither
#745 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> ccleaner doesn't do virii either.
#746 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> It cleans up rogue entries in your registry
#747 [11:32] <synder99> then what does it do?
#748 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: virii... hmm
#749 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> Plural of virus is virii
#750 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> learnt yet another new word
#751 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> I have always thought it was viruses
#752 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Nope. If it ends in -us, it's ii
#753 [11:33] <mib_kf4r65> help?
#754 [11:33] * tyteen4a03 jots it down
#754 [11:33] <synder99> WHATS THE BEST MOD FOR MINECRAFT
#755 [11:33] <synder99> ????
#756 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - NONE AT ALL
#757 [11:34] <mib_kf4r65> none greyvulpine ps u know me from before that guy who got wug to do something on teamviewer but since then i deleted minecraft in a failed atempt to fix it
#758 [11:34] <mib_kf4r65> idi u get that or am i lagging
#759 [11:34] <mib_kf4r65> did
#760 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - I think you're better off waiting for Wug to come on here.
#761 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - I think you're better off waiting for Wug to come on here.
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#763 [11:34] * GreyVulpine prods wug
#763 [11:35] * Grim_Reaper prods GreyVulpine
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#764 [11:35] <mib_kf4r65> i havent seen him in ages
#765 [11:37] <mib_kf4r65> cant u help please!
#766 [11:37] <synder99> when my minecraft server meen streem is too long what does it mean?
#767 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> synder99 - Can be any number of issues, from mods, to bad networking, to a security software/firewall filtering traffic, to a bad player profile
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#769 [11:39] <mib_ehebwj> I'm running win 7 and won't load
#770 [11:39] <mib_ehebwj> just installed it
#771 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Won't 'load' how?
#772 [11:39] <Grim_Reaper> Do you have java installed?
#773 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Does the launcher run?
#774 [11:39] <mib_ehebwj> After I launch it, just downloaded it, it says there is a java error, i have java updated
#775 [11:39] <synder99> well i just got minecraft yester day so
#776 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_ehebwj - Copy the contents of that error, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL after you submit it
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#778 [11:40] <mib_kf4r65> at least tell me how to get iwjgl for 1.01
#779 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_kf4r65 - Doesn't work like that.
#780 [11:41] <mib_ehebwj> http://pastebin.com/1UBjRxRn
#781 [11:41] <mib_kf4r65> when might wug be on ps i know u r all volenteers
#782 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> Even if we give you the manual download link for lwjgl, the way minecraft checks to see if files are downloaded, it'll download lwjgl again
#783 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_ehebwj - Update your ATI video drivers from:
#784 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ehebwj gpu/amd
#785 [11:41] <VoxelHead> mib_ehebwj: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#786 [11:42] <synder99> mib_ehe run it as admin
#787 [11:42] <mib_ehebwj> I'll try, last time I did though I got a fatal error
#788 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Running minecraft as admin won't fix video driver issues
#789 [11:42] <synder99> reinstall minecraft
#790 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Also won't fix driver issues
#791 [11:43] <mib_ehebwj> thanks I'll give it a go with the drivers
#792 [11:44] <mib_kf4r65> well... i guess im doomed until the notorious wug gets back or whatever
#793 [11:44] <synder99> malwarebytes how long does quick scan take?
#794 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> Just run malware bytes
#795 [11:45] <mib_kf4r65> thanks...
#796 [11:45] <mib_kf4r65> alot...
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#798 [11:46] <mib_kf4r65> ill be on until hes on...
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#800 [11:47] <ferdinand> how do i play multiplayer?
#801 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Go to multiplayer, find a server IP
#802 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> enter it in
#803 [11:48] <ferdinand> wait whats a IP
#804 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> 66.237.5.133 is an ip
#805 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> In fact, it's your IP address.
#806 [11:49] <ferdinand> i am really confused
#807 [11:49] <Grim_Reaper> ..
#808 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> It's like an address on the internet
#809 [11:49] <Grim_Reaper> yeah
#810 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Enter it in to connect to a comptuer
#811 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> computer, even
#812 [11:50] <ferdinand> were do i enter it in
#813 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> Got minecraft?
#814 [11:50] <ferdinand> ya
#815 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> Launch minecraft, go to "Multiplayer"
#816 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> Then "Direct connect"
#817 [11:50] <ferdinand> ok
#818 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> Try entering in the server address: mc.minecraftirc.net
#819 [11:50] <ferdinand> k 1 sec i want to see if it works
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#821 [11:51] <Grim_Reaper> !check 95.143.193.99
#822 [11:53] <ferdinand> hey thanks it works
#823 [11:53] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#824 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> There's thousands of servers out there. try one of these sites for a listing of servers
#825 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#826 [11:53] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#827 [11:53] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#828 [11:54] <Grim_Reaper> Whenever I see the number 127 I always think of localhost/127.0.0.1. Anybody else like that :o?
#829 [11:54] * GreyVulpine snrks
#829 [11:55] <Grim_Reaper> ._.
#830 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> Some of us are normal
#831 [11:55] * Morrolan looks around
#831 [11:55] <Grim_Reaper> :<
#832 [11:55] * Grim_Reaper stares at Morrolan sadly
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#834 [12:09] <zundik> hello
#835 [12:16] <zundik> who can help me?
#836 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> With?
#837 [12:16] * Muffins [Muffins@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#838 [12:17] <Muffins> hello?
#839 [12:18] <zundik> i bought minecraft.
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#841 [12:19] <zundik> and played for 2 months and now writes users not premium (((((
#842 [12:20] <zundik> help please
#843 [12:20] <GreyVulpine> You didn't purchase minecraft from minecraft.net, did you?
#844 [12:21] <zundik> I bought the resource plati.ru
#845 [12:21] <JohnEBH> Derp
#846 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> Then you were scammed
#847 [12:22] <zundik> but how can I play 2 months
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#849 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> You were given a legit gift code, then the person who bought the gift code, did a chargeback on their card, invalidating the code
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#851 [12:24] <sockmister> My minecraft wont work
#852 [12:24] <sockmister> My minecraft wont work
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#854 [12:24] <Compodulator> any idea where to find a complete what enchantment does what list?
#855 [12:24] <Compodulator> can't seem to find it on the wiki =\
#856 [12:25] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Specifics...
#857 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanting
#858 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> It's al there Compodulator
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#860 [12:25] <sockmister> how do you get rid of the white/black screen on the loading screen
#861 [12:25] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Try updating video drivers
#862 [12:26] <zundik> and what can I do?
#863 [12:26] <sockmister> how do i do that
#864 [12:26] <Compodulator> oh
#865 [12:26] <JohnEBH> zundik- Buy Minecraft from minecraft.net
#866 [12:26] <Compodulator> -facepalms-
#867 [12:26] <JohnEBH> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#868 [12:26] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#869 [12:26] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#870 [12:27] <blueBAT> I can't seem to be able to log in on minecraft.net , but i can in the browser and when I press the "Forgot username?" button the username IS sent to my email.
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#872 [12:28] <zundik> thank you
#873 [12:28] <sockmister> WHATS THE WIN KEY AND WHERE IS IT LOCATED
#874 [12:28] <zundik> ((((
#875 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> BETWEEN THE CTRL AND ALT KEYS
#876 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> BETWEEN THE CTRL AND ALT KEYS
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#878 [12:29] <blueBAT> Hello?
#879 [12:29] <JohnEBH> blueBAT- You can't log in via launcher?
#880 [12:29] <blueBAT> I can.
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#882 [12:30] <blueBAT> But not in minecraft.net
#883 [12:30] <mermi> h
#884 [12:30] <blueBAT> ITSELF
#885 [12:30] <mermi> why does it say bad login when i try to connect to a server
#886 [12:30] <JohnEBH> So you can't login at the website?
#887 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Did you purchase a minecraft account?
#888 [12:30] <mermi> yes
#889 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> Log out of minecraft, relaunch minecraft, and log back in
#890 [12:31] <blueBAT> Thats right
#891 [12:31] <mermi> wait ...on the website or o the launcher itself?
#892 [12:31] <blueBAT> But I can at the downloaded launcher
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#895 [12:32] <JohnEBH> Hmmm
#896 [12:32] <ClashMaxx> Greetings!
#897 [12:32] <JohnEBH> Website seems to be having issues
#898 [12:32] <JohnEBH> Doesn't work for me either.
#899 [12:32] <JohnEBH> blueBAT- Try again in a few hours =P
#900 [12:32] <mermi> well i bought a premium now its crashing
#901 [12:32] <JohnEBH> ClashMaxx- Hello
#902 [12:32] <blueBAT> OK... thanks!
#903 [12:32] <ClashMaxx> What does it mean "Server responded with an invald server key"?
#904 [12:33] <mermi> and it says Failed: bad login
#905 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx - Means that server is still running 1.0.0
#906 [12:33] <JohnEBH> Yeah ^
#907 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> Have that server admin update to 1.0.1
#908 [12:33] <mermi> how do i get 1.0.1 i dont have that and i bought the game ast night
#909 [12:33] <ClashMaxx> We downloaded it off minecraft.net last night
#910 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.1 is a server update only
#911 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.0 is the latest client version
#912 [12:34] <mermi> oh ok
#913 [12:34] <GreyVulpine> ClashMaxx - Then you've mistakenly ran a 1.0.0
#914 [12:34] <ClashMaxx> I played it just a few moments ago
#915 [12:34] <sockmister> i have pasted everything into pastebin and its still loading. what do i do now?
#916 [12:34] <JohnEBH> Check the logs, it should say what version the server is running
#917 [12:34] <mermi> y does minecraft say Failed Bad login
#918 [12:34] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Look over the instructions
#919 [12:34] <JohnEBH> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#920 [12:34] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#921 [12:34] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#922 [12:35] <mermi> HEY, WHY DOES IT SAY fAILED: bAD lOGIN?\
#923 [12:35] <JohnEBH> mermi- it's been 30 seconds since you last asked.
#924 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> We've answered you multiple times
#925 [12:35] <mermi> no you havent told me y it says that
#926 [12:35] <sockmister> http://pastebin.com/
#927 [12:35] <JohnEBH> [12:30] <GreyVulpine> Log out of minecraft, relaunch minecraft, and log back in
#928 [12:36] <mermi> that doesnt work
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#930 [12:36] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Uhhh... That isn't right.
#931 [12:37] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Should look something like this: http://pastebin.com/FdwK4Wtf
#932 [12:37] <sockmister> oh its still loading sorry
#933 [12:37] <JohnEBH> lol
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#935 [12:37] <quaddle> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 12/17/11 1
#936 [12:37] <WugBot> quaddle: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#937 [12:37] <Andy92> hello i convinced to my friend to get mine craft on his brand new pc with windows7 but he has 6gb of ram and still it runs slow on his pc and when he uses the crafting table he just has a white window any ideas ?
#938 [12:37] <sockmister> http://pastebin.com/XidNTv1P
#939 [12:38] <JohnEBH> Andy92- Would you happen to know what graphics card he's running?
#940 [12:38] <quaddle> why is minecraft crashing in my browser
#941 [12:38] <Andy92> ill ask be 1 second
#942 [12:39] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Gimme a few minutes... Also, you don't seem to have a lot of RAM, that could als obe why
#943 [12:39] <JohnEBH> sockmister- We recommend 1.5GB
#944 [12:39] <quaddle> why is minecraft crashing in my browser
#945 [12:39] <sockmister> what do i do then?
#946 [12:39] <JohnEBH> quaddle- A number of a reasons, not enough ram, old hardware and such
#947 [12:39] <JohnEBH> sockmister- I'm getting you your latest drivers to install.
#948 [12:40] <quaddle> then what doi do???
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#950 [12:41] <Sam_> I need help!
#951 [12:41] <Compodulator> sup
#952 [12:41] <quaddle> hey how do i fix the problem Failed: Bad Login
#953 [12:41] <JohnEBH> sockmister- https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_dd_ccc.exe Download and Install.
#954 [12:42] <Sam_> i keep gettinf "would you like to update" and it gets stuck at lwghi
#955 [12:42] <JohnEBH> Sam_- Have you tried wiping minecraft completely then installing it?
#956 [12:42] <Sam_> yes
#957 [12:42] <JohnEBH> quaddle- Relog into minecraft
#958 [12:42] <Sam_> i need an update inst all for this
#959 [12:42] <Sam_> Mobile Intel(R) 45 Express Chipset Family
#960 [12:43] <Sam_> but ive looked everywhere
#961 [12:43] <Andy92> wow your busy and im back he is running the intel hd graphics card im not sure if that is a good enough answer though
#962 [12:43] <JohnEBH> Sam_- Hmmm Alright gimme a moment, OS?
#963 [12:43] <Sam_> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 45 Express Chipset Family (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM 1.1)
#964 [12:43] <JohnEBH> Sam_- Operating system (XP, Vista, 7)
#965 [12:44] <Sam_> 7
#966 [12:44] <JohnEBH> 32 or 64 Bit?
#967 [12:44] <sockmister> what do i do after its finished
#968 [12:44] <Sam_> 32
#969 [12:44] <Sam_> 32
#970 [12:44] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Try minecraft again
#971 [12:44] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Unless you have to restart
#972 [12:44] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Do that first.
#973 [12:44] <JohnEBH> Sam_- Try these: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20598&ProdId=2991&lang=eng
#974 [12:45] <JohnEBH> Andy92- So he's using desktop or laptop?
#975 [12:45] <sockmister> ok
#976 [12:45] <Andy92> he is on a desktop
#977 [12:45] <JohnEBH> That is one crappy video card for a desktop...
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#979 [12:46] <JohnEBH> Andy92- OS?
#980 [12:46] <Andy92> oh dear ... and windows 7
#981 [12:47] <JohnEBH> He better be running 64 bit with that much RAM
#982 [12:47] <sockmister> what is this download going to do?
#983 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> sockmister - Update your video drivers
#984 [12:47] <JohnEBH> sockmister- Update your video drivers
#985 [12:47] <Andy92> yeah he says he has the 64 bit
#986 [12:47] <JohnEBH> ...
#987 [12:48] <JohnEBH> Andy92- Somehow send him this http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20676&ProdId=3231&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20%2864-bit%29*&DownloadType=Drivers
#988 [12:48] <sockmister> ok thanks what if it doesnt work
#989 [12:48] <JohnEBH> sockmister- You come back and tell us it doesn't work xD
#990 [12:48] <Andy92> okay i will do
#991 [12:48] <sockmister> ok
#992 [12:48] <sockmister> hi
#993 [12:50] <Andy92> i am guessing as you advised it this wont have any risk to his pc right ?
#994 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> It's what he needs to fix his problem
#995 [12:51] <Andy92> thank you
#996 [12:51] <sockmister> why do my video drivers need updating
#997 [12:53] <JohnEBH> sockmister- it usually fixes black/white screen issues
#998 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> sockmister - your pastebin of your dxdiag shows video drivers from: 2/23/2005
#999 [12:53] <JohnEBH> And that ^ xD
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#1001 [12:53] <sockmister> ok thanks soooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1009 [12:58] <alastova> i'm debating on buying the game, what are the system requirements? I have a crappy dell laptop
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#1011 [12:58] <bernard> my Minecraft gives me Blac Screen when I try to play Minecraft
#1012 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> We recommend a system with at least 1-1.5 gigs of RAM and a dedicated graphics card is preferred
#1013 [12:58] <alastova> shucks okay thanks
#1014 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> bernard - Has it ever worked before?
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#1016 [12:58] <bernard> yes
#1017 [12:59] <sockmister> ive downloaded it and minecraft still doesnt work
#1018 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> bernard - Did you attempt to install any mods or HD texture packs?
#1019 [12:59] <bernard> no
#1020 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> bernard - What operating system are you on?
#1021 [12:59] <bernard> what doyou mean?
#1022 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> bernard - Are you running windows? MacOS? Linux? AmigaOS?
#1023 [13:00] <bernard> windows
#1024 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> bernard - What version of windows? XP? Vista? 7?
#1025 [13:00] <bernard> vista i think
#1026 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> bernard - Head to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
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#1028 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for saves
#1029 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#1030 [13:01] <sockmister> im having the same problem as bernard
#1031 [13:01] <TheNytangel> You didn't tell him to push enter...
#1032 [13:01] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#1032 [13:01] <TheNytangel> "GreyVulpine, all that comes up is a roaming folder"
#1033 [13:02] * GreyVulpine kicks TheNytangel
#1033 [13:02] <TheNytangel> :P
#1034 [13:02] <TheNytangel> :P
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#1038 [13:13] <bernard> thank you that helped now i can play MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!1
#1039 [13:14] <JohnEBH> ^ That took a while
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#1042 [13:18] <Compodulator> AHA!
#1043 [13:18] <Compodulator> i found the 11w49 update which makes sheep eat grass
#1044 [13:19] <lisa> hi i just purchased mindcraft for my son and when we log in all we are getting is a black screen could you please tell me
#1045 [13:19] <Compodulator> http://mojang.com/
#1046 [13:19] <lisa> why this
#1047 [13:19] <Compodulator> that thing is official, apparently...
#1048 [13:19] <lisa> i don't understand
#1049 [13:20] <lisa> how do i fix this i just spent 30 on a game and he can't play it I'm on the right page for this answer?
#1050 [13:21] <Compodulator> hmm... lemme think...
#1051 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> lisa - When does it black screen? Has it ever worked before?
#1052 [13:22] <Compodulator> it might be out of date java
#1053 [13:22] <lisa> It worked once and now we try to log on and it is black...I went and updated Java
#1054 [13:23] <lisa> ???? can you give me a number to call and speak to someone if you can not help me thanks
#1055 [13:23] <Compodulator> lol
#1056 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> There is no number to call.
#1057 [13:23] <Compodulator> well, you can call Notch's home number. lol
#1058 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> lisa - When you updated Java, what version did you update to?
#1059 [13:23] <lisa> 6
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#1061 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Sure.. if you want to incur a long distance charge to Sweden
#1062 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> lisa - What operating system are you on?
#1063 [13:24] <Compodulator> i'm on java 7 and it works good
#1064 [13:24] <Compodulator> i think it's 7...
#1065 [13:24] <Compodulator> yes, java 7
#1066 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Compodulator - If you stick around here, you'll find we get quite a few people having tons of problems with Java 7
#1067 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> We usually recommend java 6 around here
#1068 [13:25] <Compodulator> well, it didn't work with java 6 for me >_>
#1069 [13:25] <Compodulator> i'm probably doing something wrong as it works great with java 7
#1070 [13:25] * Compodulator shrugs
#1070 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> lisa - Hello? What operating system are you on?
#1071 [13:25] <lisa> it is 6
#1072 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> Are you on Windows? MacOS? Linux?
#1073 [13:26] <lisa> windows
#1074 [13:26] <Compodulator> what windows?
#1075 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> lisa - What version of windows? XP? Vista? 7?
#1076 [13:26] <Ketsueki> lisa: does your OS have a start menu or windows logo menu? Is it a Mac, or is it linux? Ok
#1077 [13:26] <Compodulator> 7? vista?
#1078 [13:26] <Ketsueki> lisa: lets try something basic
#1079 [13:26] <Ketsueki> ??> lisa win/dxdiag
#1080 [13:26] <VoxelHead> lisa: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1081 [13:26] <VoxelHead> lisa: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1082 [13:26] * GreyVulpine kicks Ketsueki
#1082 [13:26] <Ketsueki> that should collect all the other information besides java.
#1083 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Simple first, clear .minecraft
#1084 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> It's worked before, so it's most likely a corrupt file
#1085 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> lisa - What version of Windows are you on?
#1086 [13:27] <lisa> wow are o
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#1088 [13:27] <Ketsueki> GreyVulpine: I find it unlikely that a file would corrupt... unless update failed.
#1089 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - Mods?
#1090 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> HD texture packs?
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#1092 [13:27] <mib_r9u9d2> when i open minecraft it opens with a black screen. why?
#1093 [13:27] <Ketsueki> GreyVulpine: Ok yeah, I forgot normal users wouldn't know to confess that.
#1094 [13:28] <lisa> he can't play the game and I'm sorry I am not great on the computer when computer crashes at work I call the help desk
#1095 [13:28] <mib_r9u9d2> i just installed the clay soldier mod and now when i load minecraft is has a black screen! why is this happening?
#1096 [13:28] <Ketsueki> we're a rag tag, unpaid, un-official helpdesk of sorts... sorry for ... well everything but esp the confusion I caused
#1097 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_r9u9d2 - Because you installed the mod wrong
#1098 [13:28] <lisa> government help desk I just don't understand they credited my account and he played one day and then hasn't been able to play anymore is this a scam
#1099 [13:28] <mib_r9u9d2> can i un do it?
#1100 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_r9u9d2 - Go to your .minecraft folder. Delete everything but the saves folder
#1101 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_r9u9d2 - Then run minecraft again
#1102 [13:29] <mib_r9u9d2> but i want the mod
#1103 [13:29] <Ketsueki> mib_r9u9d2: do what GreyVulpine said, make sure it works, then try installing the mod again from scratch double-checking you're doing it correctly with the right versions.
#1104 [13:29] * GreyVulpine sighs
#1104 [13:29] <Compodulator> lisa: try deleting the minecraft folder except for minecraft.exe and running it again
#1105 [13:29] <lisa> okay
#1106 [13:30] <Compodulator> er... wait
#1107 [13:30] <Compodulator> don't delete the saves folder
#1108 [13:30] <lisa> so what do i do
#1109 [13:30] <Ketsueki> lisa, can you get either the 'run' box OR that search textbox when you click the start/windows logo menu? Put %appdata%\.minecraft\ in there, that will take you to the place to do what Compodulator just instructed (delete everything but the saves folder)
#1110 [13:31] <Compodulator> one sec, i'll try to find the manual path
#1111 [13:31] <Ketsueki> Compodulator: that's the %appdata%\.minecraft thing I just stated.
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#1113 [13:31] <shanty> hi
#1114 [13:32] <shanty> i need help
#1115 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1116 [13:32] <Compodulator> C:\Users\<whatever user name you put on your computer\Appdata\.minecraft\
#1117 [13:32] <mib_lfk74w> this is my first time playing i bought it today and it wont let me play
#1118 [13:33] <shanty> when i try to run mc a error report comes up
#1119 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> shanty - Please copy the contents of the error report. Paste it at www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL so that we may read it
#1120 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_lfk74w - Could you elaborate? Why won't it let you?
#1121 [13:34] <lisa> okay deleted all files but saves now what do i do
#1122 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> lisa - Now run minecraft
#1123 [13:34] <Ketsueki> lisa: try launching minecraft again
#1124 [13:35] <Compodulator> lisa: run minecraft.exe and wait till it finished downloading all that stuff again
#1125 [13:35] <lisa> ok
#1126 [13:35] <mib_lfk74w> it gives me just the background wit a red x at the top left hand corner
#1127 [13:35] <Ketsueki> shanty: did it ever work before?
#1128 [13:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_lfk74w - Means java is either corrupt or not installed on your computer
#1129 [13:36] <mib_lfk74w> i just instalde it whene it asked
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#1131 [13:38] <mib_lfk74w> so i need to instal witch java
#1132 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> :j
#1133 [13:39] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1134 [13:39] <mib_lfk74w> thanks
#1135 [13:39] <lisa> black screen
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#1137 [13:39] <lisa> i dont get it
#1138 [13:40] <Compodulator> ok, next attempt...
#1139 [13:40] <shanty> k im back
#1140 [13:40] <Compodulator> do you know what version of java do you have, lisa?
#1141 [13:40] <lisa> 6\
#1142 [13:40] <Compodulator> ah, right
#1143 [13:41] <Compodulator> how about you give me your email and i'll send you a java 7 installation?
#1144 [13:41] <Ketsueki> O.o
#1145 [13:41] <Ketsueki> er, why don't we try peeking at GPU drivers/etc now?
#1146 [13:41] <Ketsueki> That win/dxdiag thing from before
#1147 [13:42] <lisa> omg guys its working must of just had to take a minute to complete downloading thanks for the help lol
#1148 [13:42] <Compodulator> or we can do that before i potentially mess up your computer, yes xD
#1149 [13:42] <Compodulator> yay!
#1150 [13:42] <mib_lfk74w> ok
#1151 [13:42] <Ketsueki> lisa: good to hear
#1152 [13:43] <mib_lfk74w> so i install it and it should work
#1153 [13:48] <mib_lfk74w> it says it was allready instaled
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#1155 [13:51] <mib_hwb2jg> I cant connect to minecraft.net from the launcher. Anyone run into this before?
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#1157 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked before?
#1158 [13:51] <mib_hwb2jg> Yeah it was working good two days ago
#1159 [13:52] <mib_hwb2jg> Launcher shows some jacked up html on a grey screen
#1160 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Did you update to Java 7 or install any security software?
#1161 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Share the contents of that html please
#1162 [13:52] <mib_hwb2jg> Sure
#1163 [13:52] <mib_hwb2jg> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Loading update news..</center></font></body></html>
#1164 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Is there any more?
#1165 [13:52] <mib_hwb2jg> nope thats it
#1166 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> I'm betting it's your security software blocking minecraft then
#1167 [13:53] <mib_hwb2jg> been updated to java 7 and been running it through a host based firewall for some time
#1168 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Java 7 has been known to cause problems with minecraft. We recommend java 6 around here
#1169 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Also, we've come across a whole host of security suites that have been known to block minecraft
#1170 [13:54] <mib_hwb2jg> i see.
#1171 [13:54] <mib_hwb2jg> Ill double check the security and put on Java 6 to see if it helps at all.
#1172 [13:54] <mib_hwb2jg> Thanks Grey
#1173 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> G'luck
#1174 [13:55] <Dystopia> I myself actually encountered that, but I thought it was just a lag. o.o
#1175 [13:55] <Dystopia> That messed html.
#1176 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> Typically java 7's been known to do that with Minecraft's launcher
#1177 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Other times, if we see an actual connection reset/refused/blocked error, it's the security sotware
#1178 [13:57] <Dystopia> That happens, and then I got that Java Runtime error. But what is messed, is that I can play the outdated free Minecraft Version. But I can't play with my premium xD
#1179 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> The outdated free minecraft version has much less intensive graphical requirements than premium
#1180 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> Premium's gone through so many graphical iteration engines that it can't be compared with classic anymore, if you look at the backend.
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#1183 [14:04] <vladde> hello?
#1184 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> Hello.
#1185 [14:04] <vladde> hi :D
#1186 [14:06] <vladde> i live in Sweden and I want to do work experience with Mojang. where can i contact them bout it?
#1187 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?hl=en_US&pli=1&formkey=dGVqbjRidUw5VFVuYW5QSE93YVdtbnc6MQ#gid=0
#1188 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> http://notch.tumblr.com/post/13970838905/were-hiring-you-should-work-here
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#1192 [14:10] <pheleas_frog> Quick question, where do i go to paste my computer components or however it's called into here?
#1193 [14:11] <GreyVulpine> pastebin.com
#1194 [14:11] <pheleas_frog> i wanna know if i can play minecraft properly
#1195 [14:11] <tyteen4a03> ??> pheleas_frog demo
#1196 [14:11] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1197 [14:11] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1198 [14:11] <tyteen4a03> If you would like to test out if your computer can play MC before you buy it, consult the demo
#1199 [14:11] <pheleas_frog> oh didn't know there was one, thanks a bunch all
#1200 [14:12] <tyteen4a03> np
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#1203 [14:15] <shrtct> can anyone help on a giftcode i purchased on ebay
#1204 [14:16] <TheNoodle> Not really
#1205 [14:16] <TheNoodle> You probably got scammed, only buy from minecraft.net
#1206 [14:16] <shrtct> the code worked for a few days
#1207 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> As TheNoodle said, you were scammed.
#1208 [14:17] <TheNoodle> Yeah, then they performed a chargeback on the payment, the code got revoked and the seller made some money.
#1209 [14:17] <shrtct> well he logs in it states not premium
#1210 [14:17] <shrtct> i know nothing about the game
#1211 [14:17] <TheNoodle> We've just told you.
#1212 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> The only legit place to buy minecraft is from minecraft.net. You risk being scammed by purchasing it from anywhere else.
#1213 [14:18] <shrtct> thanks for nothing a game this large i am surprised you guy allow it to be sold on ebay
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#1215 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> well...
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#1217 [14:23] <Guest4557> Hi, i just bought minecraft but i cant play it, neither on browser or via download. I just see a black window after the game updates. Can anyone help?
#1218 [14:23] <Ryladine> Guest, do you know what version of java you are running?
#1219 [14:24] <Guest4557> No, how can i cheack it?
#1220 [14:24] <Ryladine> Please follow these next instructions.
#1221 [14:24] <Ryladine> ??> Guest4557 java/version
#1222 [14:24] <VoxelHead> Guest4557: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1223 [14:24] <VoxelHead> Guest4557: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1224 [14:26] <Guest4557> Hmm its still trying to detect, i guess my java is not up to date.
#1225 [14:26] <Ryladine> I would guess not.
#1226 [14:27] <Guest4557> Yes, its not updated
#1227 [14:27] <Guest4557> how can i update it?
#1228 [14:27] <Ryladine> What version does it say?
#1229 [14:27] <Ryladine> Oh well.
#1230 [14:27] <Guest4557> Java SE 6
#1231 [14:27] <Ryladine> Uninstall java through control panel, and go to java.com and download the latest version for your OS.
#1232 [14:28] <Ryladine> Be sure to get the 64bit version if you run a 64bit OS
#1233 [14:28] <Guest4557> ok ty
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#1236 [14:33] <crashdownx> Kealper?
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#1243 [14:35] <Sam_> HELP!
#1244 [14:36] <Sam_> ahh , i updated my video card and everything else , chipset audio ect...
#1245 [14:36] <Ryladine> ...
#1246 [14:36] <Sam_> what will make it work D:
#1247 [14:36] <Ryladine> Can you be more specific about what your problem is?
#1248 [14:36] <Sam_> okay i press minecraft.exe
#1249 [14:36] <Sam_> it opens up
#1250 [14:36] <Sam_> i press login
#1251 [14:37] <Sam_> it says "would you like to update?"
#1252 [14:37] <Sam_> i press no *chrashes
#1253 [14:37] <Sam_> i press yes *stops downloading at lwgji*
#1254 [14:37] <Ryladine> Ahhhhh
#1255 [14:38] <Ryladine> Disable your AV
#1256 [14:38] <Ryladine> AV/firewall
#1257 [14:38] <Ryladine> lwgji can be detected as a false-positive and cause crashes and update freezes
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#1260 [14:40] <Sam_> k
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#1262 [14:41] <mib_cl3bc8> can you halp me
#1263 [14:41] <mib_cl3bc8> can you help me
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#1265 [14:41] <mib_cl3bc8> can you help me
#1266 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> only if you tell us with what
#1267 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> only if you tell us with what
#1268 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> only if you tell us with what
#1269 [14:43] <mib_cl3bc8> i cant play minecraft because all i se when i logg in to play is a black screen
#1270 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
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#1272 [14:43] <mib_cl3bc8> yes many times or all the time
#1273 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_cl3bc8 - What operating system are you on? Windows? MacOS? Linux? AmigaOS?
#1274 [14:43] <mib_cl3bc8> windows
#1275 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> XP? Vista? 7?
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#1277 [14:44] <mib_cl3bc8> 7
#1278 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1279 [14:44] <mib_cl3bc8> ok
#1280 [14:44] <Sam_> it didnt work
#1281 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Press enter. Find the .minecraft folder. Go inside. Delete everything but "saves"
#1282 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft agian
#1283 [14:45] <mib_cl3bc8> im gonna try
#1284 [14:45] <Ryladine> sam, does it still freeze when you try to update it/
#1285 [14:45] <TallNinja> How do you rollback a server?
#1286 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> TallNinja - Define, "Rollback"
#1287 [14:46] <|Kiikun|> TallNinja: restore the backup?
#1288 [14:46] <Sam_> yea , but im already on 1.0.0
#1289 [14:46] <TallNinja> Rollback means you had an accident on a server and want to put it back to before the accident happened
#1290 [14:46] <Sam_> and i updated my graphic driver 2 nights ago
#1291 [14:47] <mib_cl3bc8> it worked
#1292 [14:47] <mib_cl3bc8> thanks
#1293 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> TallNinja - Can't, unless you had the foresight to do regular map backups
#1294 [14:47] <TallNinja> oh ok
#1295 [14:48] <Sam_> now it gets stuck at jinput
#1296 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Sam_ - Do you run AVG?
#1297 [14:48] <TallNinja> also, I have planes mod for my single player. It works just fine by itself but when I add OptiFine like the mod creator said after planes, it doesnt load minecraft
#1298 [14:48] <Sam_> yea
#1299 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Sam_ - It likes to do this. Disable AVG's linkscanner
#1300 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> TallNinja - We don't really assist with mods around here.
#1301 [14:49] <TallNinja> ok
#1302 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> TallNinja - Generally, you'll want to make sure that you're running the latest version of the mod, and follow those mod's instructions carefully.
#1303 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> Some mods can and do cause bad interactions.
#1304 [14:50] <Sam_> Thank You So Much , Have a youtube bc i will sub :D
#1305 [14:50] <TallNinja> the owner said it would work with optifine
#1306 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> I don't youtube, sorry. Glad you got it figured out though
#1307 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> TallNinja - That's something you'll need to take up with the mod's creator then
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#1309 [15:02] <Dystopia> Everyones Idle, how unfortunate.
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#1312 [15:07] <JohnEBH> ?
#1313 [15:07] <JohnEBH> What's up?
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#1315 [15:09] <redsolocup> can i use a prepaid card i buy in the store
#1316 [15:10] <tyteen4a03> redsolocup: Do you mean PayPal credits?
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#1319 [15:11] <redsolocup> no there like cards in the store that you can buy they say master card but they are already prepaid but they are not paypal
#1320 [15:11] <TheBadShepperd> He means a VISA/MasterCard prepaid.
#1321 [15:11] <Dystopia> Redsolocup: You can.
#1322 [15:11] <Dystopia> It's what I did.
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#1324 [15:12] <redsolocup> ok thanks but does it work the same
#1325 [15:13] <Dystopia> Redsolocup - Yes, it works the exact same.
#1326 [15:14] <samb> I paid for minecraft for my son and have attempted to download but although minecraft appears in my applications folder (I have mac os x) nothing happens when I open it. Every time we try to run minecraft from the browser my internet crashes. PLease help!
#1327 [15:15] <Morrolan> Nothing happens? You could try this here:
#1328 [15:15] <Morrolan> ??> samb mac/permissions
#1329 [15:15] <VoxelHead> samb: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#1330 [15:15] <VoxelHead> samb: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1331 [15:16] <Dystopia> The robot never works for me! :((
#1332 [15:16] <Morrolan> Wrong keywords or syntax. ;)
#1333 [15:16] <Dystopia> Lets try it.
#1334 [15:16] <Dystopia> ??> Morrolan win/dxdiag
#1335 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1336 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1337 [15:16] <Dystopia> WOW. ;-; Now it works?
#1338 [15:16] <Morrolan> Heh.
#1339 [15:17] <Dystopia> I was trying to explain DXDIAG to someone, and I tried the robot and it didn't work. I was like "FFS"
#1340 [15:17] <|Kiikun|> Dystopia: :dx works too...
#1341 [15:18] <|Kiikun|> :dx
#1342 [15:18] <WugBot> dx: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1343 [15:18] <WugBot> dx: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1344 [15:18] <Dystopia> I'm learning so much today. :(
#1345 [15:18] <Morrolan> Bah, WugBot smells.
#1346 [15:18] * Morrolan hugs VoxelHead
#1346 [15:18] <|Kiikun|> lol
#1347 [15:19] <samb> eek. I'm a bit computer illiterate. DO I just cut and paste the chmod +x thing? that didn't work......
#1348 [15:20] <g> I have a really weird problem
#1349 [15:20] <g> We're running bukkit on a Fedora box
#1350 [15:21] <g> it's been fine since like yesterday
#1351 [15:21] <samb> Ah it just worked but still won't let me login to minecraft...
#1352 [15:21] <Morrolan> samb: Theoretically yes. What error did it spit out?
#1353 [15:21] <g> Updated to the rb, and now the box completely dies when we hit 1.34gigs of ram
#1354 [15:21] <Morrolan> Ok, now what do you get, samb?
#1355 [15:21] <Morrolan> Like, what does it say when you try to log in now? :)
#1356 [15:22] <samb> it just says can't login so tried playing offline and this happened: Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error o
#1357 [15:22] <WugBot> samb: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#1358 [15:23] <Morrolan> Yea, this is normal since it didn't download the files yet.
#1359 [15:23] <Morrolan> However, does it say nothing apart from "Can't login"? That is unforunate.
#1360 [15:24] <samb> says can't connect to minecraft.net.
#1361 [15:26] <Morrolan> Hmm, my experience with macs is pretty limited to be honest.
#1362 [15:26] * Morrolan pokes GreyVulpine
#1362 [15:26] <samb> getting a bit fed up of it tbh. any way I can get my money back from them? very hard to get support from minecraft website!
#1363 [15:28] <Morrolan> Yea, just leave then.
#1364 [15:28] <Morrolan> Whenever such a guy ragequits I very much doubt that he's actually the father of someone.
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#1366 [15:28] <Morrolan> Ah, there you are, already thought you decided to leave.
#1367 [15:28] <samb> computer crashed!
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#1370 [15:28] <Morrolan> Now that is inconvenient.
#1371 [15:28] <clarjon1> At least your computer starts quick.
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#1373 [15:29] <Morrolan> Regarding a refund - Mojang generally does not give out refunds, so your best bet is to wait here for someone to help you further.
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#1375 [15:29] <Morrolan> Well, we could try this one thing I can think of right now.
#1376 [15:29] <Morrolan> ?? mac/hosts
#1377 [15:29] <VoxelHead> mac/hosts: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1378 [15:29] <VoxelHead> mac/hosts: From the finder toolbar, search for the following item: "/private/etc/hosts". Open that file in the text editor, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#1380 [15:30] <Morrolan> In the file VoxelHead told you where to find, check whether there are any lines containing "minecraft.net". If there are, remove them
#1381 [15:31] <samb> can't find the item you suggested
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#1384 [15:34] <samb> really appreciate your help guys but this thing doing my head in. thank you anyway
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#1386 [15:38] <conorj6> minecraft crashes when i try to change video settings ho can i fix this?
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#1388 [15:40] <conorj6> any one?
#1389 [15:40] <tyteen4a03> cnonrj6: change render distance?
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#1391 [15:41] <conorj6> ye ct and it lags my computer
#1392 [15:41] <Skiggitus_> Hey has anyone been experiencing client crashes today?
#1393 [15:41] <conorj6> yes
#1394 [15:41] <tyteen4a03> Skiggitus_: it would be your computer's problem
#1395 [15:41] <tyteen4a03> conorj6: When did you get this computer?
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#1397 [15:42] <mib_jfxzxc> Why do I always get the black screen lockup when I try to run minecraft anymore
#1398 [15:42] <conorj6> about two years ago
#1399 [15:42] <tyteen4a03> mib_jfxzxc: Did you just install a mod?
#1400 [15:42] <tyteen4a03> conorj6: Windows?
#1401 [15:42] <conorj6> yes
#1402 [15:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> conorj6 win/dxdiagh
#1403 [15:42] <Skiggitus_> normally i would agree , its just most of the people i know on my server are having the same problem , there MC goes black screen and nothing comes up in the console
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#1405 [15:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> conorj6 win/dxdiag
#1406 [15:42] <VoxelHead> conorj6: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1407 [15:42] <VoxelHead> conorj6: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#1409 [15:43] <mib_jfxzxc> no mods -just won't run anymore
#1410 [15:43] <tyteen4a03> Skiggitus_: Everybody, at the same time?
#1411 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> conorj6 - Many times, this has to do with mods or HD texture packs on the computer
#1412 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> er sorry, that was directed at Skiggitus_
#1413 [15:43] <tyteen4a03> mib_jfxzxc: try a forceupdate
#1414 [15:43] <Skiggitus_> no not always at the same time
#1415 [15:44] <krio> the automatics doors with presure plate still work in the last version?
#1416 [15:44] <mib_jfxzxc> did this too and get the same thing - running xp sp3
#1417 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> krio - Yes
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#1419 [15:44] <quiggle> hello, i tried downloading a mod the other day however when ever i go to load up minecraft now it comes up with a grey background with weird text and states that i have not downloaded it
#1420 [15:44] <JohnEBH> krio- Why wouldn't they? xD
#1421 [15:44] <krio> then i dont know what im doing wrong...
#1422 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - Did you purchase a minecraft account?
#1423 [15:45] <JohnEBH> krio- Are you on multiplayer? =P
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#1425 [15:45] <krio> i tried on multiplayer and solo
#1426 [15:45] <quiggle> yes i have purchased the premium acount
#1427 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - What does the red error say to the left of "not downloaded"?
#1428 [15:46] <krio> i cant desactivate the red torch with the presure plate
#1429 [15:46] <quiggle> yes, it says it under where the pasword should go
#1430 [15:46] <JohnEBH> Want to show me an example? MPG.JHServers.net ><
#1431 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> krio - Got a screenshot of how you're trying to do this?
#1432 [15:46] <conorj6> who and i cant see to install some mods likethe timber mod and equivalent exchange
#1433 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - What does the error say?
#1434 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - Do you get Login Failed, Can't connect to minecraft.net, or something else?
#1435 [15:47] <krio> give me a sec
#1436 [15:48] <quiggle> i just cant log into it, it used to say cant connect to minecraft.net but now it just says not downloaded
#1437 [15:49] <mib_jfxzxc> minecraft hasn't run for months - tried a force update which downloads the jars & then goes to a blank black screen - this is getting rediculous
#1438 [15:49] <krio> there is http://s3.subirimagenes.com:81/imagen/previo/thump_72465662011121721.png
#1439 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> quiggle - are you able to log into the inbrowser client at minecraft.net/play?
#1440 [15:50] <quiggle> i am able to log into the website, however the game does not work on the website either
#1441 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> What happens there?
#1442 [15:52] <mib_jfxzxc> my son's minecraft hasn't run for months. We tried a force update. The jars download & then the screen goes black. He spent his own allowance on this & is very frustrated. I see this is a rampant problem! Please someone help!
#1443 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_jfxzxc - Did he install any mods or texture packs?
#1444 [15:53] <conorj6> any way i could do something about the mods
#1445 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_jfxzxc - What operating system are you on?
#1446 [15:53] <mib_jfxzxc> Help - minecraft won't run!
#1447 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> Could you answer my question mib_jfxzxc?
#1448 [15:54] <tyteen4a03> conorj6: If they are not installed correctly it makes minecraft not run
#1449 [15:54] <mib_jfxzxc> Help - minecraft won't run!
#1450 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_jfxzxc - What operating system are you on?
#1451 [15:54] <mib_jfxzxc> xp sp3
#1452 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_jfxzxc - Go to your start menu, hit the Run command. There, type in: %appdata%
#1453 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> Hit enter. Find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for "saves"
#1454 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> Then Run minecraft again
#1455 [15:55] <mib_jfxzxc> done
#1456 [15:56] <conorj6> no mincraft runs fine but just fail at mod installing
#1457 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with mods around here.
#1458 [15:56] <conorj6> ok thanks any way
#1459 [15:57] <mib_jfxzxc> bin & resources will not delete
#1460 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> Don't have minecraft running
#1461 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> Close down minecraft before deleting those files
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#1463 [15:57] <claude> hi
#1464 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#1466 [15:58] <mib_jfxzxc> i did & they still won't delete
#1467 [15:58] <claude> i tried to play minecraft
#1468 [15:58] <claude> but
#1469 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_jfxzxc - Hit ctrl+shift+esc
#1470 [15:58] <claude> it sys error to connect to server
#1471 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> In the task manager, go to the processes tab. Look for javaw.exe
#1472 [15:58] <claude> how di i fix it
#1473 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> End process it
#1474 [15:58] <claude> ?
#1475 [15:58] <tyteen4a03> claude: Connect to minecraft.net?
#1476 [15:58] <jhannah> Is the credit card processor down? I can't seem to buy my son a copy. I've tried 3 credit cards.
#1477 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> claude - Are you trying to connect to a multiplayer server?
#1478 [15:58] <claude> yeh
#1479 [15:58] <tyteen4a03> jhannah: Did you receive any error messages?
#1480 [15:59] <claude> yeh
#1481 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - We are not associated with the payment processor. We're community-run support
#1482 [15:59] <claude> it says error to connect
#1483 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> claude - Then the server you're trying to connect to, is down
#1484 [15:59] <claude> yeh exactly
#1485 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> claude - Try connecting to mc.minecraftirc.net
#1486 [15:59] <claude> ive tried so many
#1487 [15:59] <claude> kk
#1488 [15:59] <claude> brb
#1489 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> Known server that's up
#1490 [15:59] <jhannah> tyteen4a03: yes, something about credit/debit cards being disabled
#1491 [15:59] <tyteen4a03> jhannah: You will need to call your credit card provider then about this probklem
#1492 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - That's either the payment processor not accepting it, or your credit card refusing the payment
#1493 [16:00] <tyteen4a03> *problem
#1494 [16:00] <quiggle> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center >failed update news<br>java.net.unknownhostexception:update.tumblr.com</center></font></body></html> this is what it says on the start up screen if it help
#1495 [16:00] <jhannah> uh huh. i've used these cards several times today. the cards are fine.
#1496 [16:00] <claude> i went onto minecraftirc.net now what?
#1497 [16:00] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - Have you used them in international payments? This is what minecraft is. Paying for minecraft means you're making a payment internationally
#1498 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> claude - I mean, try "mc.minecraftirc.net" in your minecraft game's multiplayer
#1499 [16:01] <claude> o ok
#1500 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> If it works, then your game isn't at fault.
#1501 [16:01] <jhannah> GreyVulpine: ya, I bought my own copy on the same card last week, worked fine
#1502 [16:01] <claude> brb
#1503 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - Try Paypal.
#1504 [16:01] <jhannah> yup, trying that now
#1505 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - We usually see better reliability from purchasing minecraft through paypal around here
#1506 [16:02] <claude> ther is no mc.minecraft.net server on minecraft multiplayer
#1507 [16:02] <mib_jfxzxc> this is rediculous - my son paid his 22 bucks for this thing that won't work & no way to contact the company who made it - have to pick through forums & delet files & run these cryptic commands - what a joke!
#1508 [16:02] <claude> lol
#1509 [16:02] <claude> lol
#1510 [16:02] <jhannah> mib_jfxzxc: working fine on my computers, once I can buy it.
#1511 [16:03] <claude> hey vulpine
#1512 [16:03] <claude> there is no mc.minecraftirc.net server
#1513 [16:03] <mib_jfxzxc> look through the forums - there are a lot of irritated people out there that have the same problem
#1514 [16:03] <claude> lol screw that
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#1516 [16:04] <claude> btw wtf is mibbit?
#1517 [16:04] <mib_jfxzxc> we have a standard dell dimension with xp sp3 & nothing fancy
#1518 [16:04] <jhannah> there we go. paypal worked (same credit card, laugh)
#1519 [16:04] <claude> ok
#1520 [16:04] <claude> now leave
#1521 [16:04] <claude> lol
#1522 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> jhannah - Glad to hear it
#1523 [16:04] <jhannah> :)
#1524 [16:05] <claude> omg
#1525 [16:05] <claude> nobbody responding
#1526 [16:05] <claude> there is no mc.minecraftirc.net server damnit
#1527 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> Yes, there is
#1528 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> !check mc.minecraftirc.net
#1529 [16:05] <claude> kk
#1530 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, off for a bit.
#1531 [16:06] <mib_jfxzxc> anybody know how to get a minecraft refund for this piece of junk - I just want out - what a scam!
#1532 [16:06] <claude> lol
#1533 [16:07] <claude> where do i find mc.minecraftirc.net???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/?????
#1534 [16:07] <mib_jfxzxc> claude - is that all you know? 'lol'
#1535 [16:07] <claude> bhjgjh
#1536 [16:07] <claude> jbkjbn
#1537 [16:07] <claude> bhj
#1538 [16:08] <claude> mib_jfxzxc-stfu
#1539 [16:08] <Morrolan> Keep it nice, claude.
#1540 [16:08] <mib_jfxzxc> wow - so much for getting 'real' help from anyone in here - out
#1541 [16:08] <claude> lol
#1542 [16:08] <Morrolan> This is nothing to laugh about.
#1543 [16:08] <claude> now wut
#1544 [16:08] <claude> pomg
#1545 [16:08] <claude> omfg*
#1546 [16:09] <claude> there is something to laugh bout so i will laugh
#1547 [16:09] <claude> hah
#1548 [16:09] <Morrolan> Do you need help with anything, or are you only here to make stink? :)
#1549 [16:09] <claude> lol
#1550 [16:09] <claude> ive been waiting for 5 mins
#1551 [16:09] <claude> i cant get onto a server
#1552 [16:09] <Morrolan> Oh, jesus? FIVE minutes? what bad support. D:
#1553 [16:09] <claude> because "connecting to the server failed, perhaps it is down"
#1554 [16:10] <claude> :p
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#1556 [16:10] <claude> rotfl
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#1558 [16:11] <Morrolan> And you did make sure that the server in question is not actually, well, down?
#1559 [16:11] <claude> ok is there anyone here that can answer a question?
#1560 [16:11] <claude> yeh
#1561 [16:11] <claude> i did
#1562 [16:11] <claude> i tried like 10 diff servers
#1563 [16:11] <Morrolan> Ok. Tried mc.minecraftirc.net ?
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#1565 [16:12] <claude> where do i go to get that?
#1566 [16:12] <Morrolan> Ah, chatlog seems to say something along the lines of "yes"
#1567 [16:12] <Morrolan> Oh, so no.
#1568 [16:12] * HiddenLeprechaun [HiddenLeprechaun@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1569 [16:12] <Morrolan> Put it in the IP field, like any other server.
#1570 [16:12] <Morrolan> Put it in the IP field, like any other server.
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#1572 [16:12] <HiddenLeprechaun> T~T
#1573 [16:12] <claude> ok............
#1574 [16:12] <HiddenLeprechaun> I cant log in to minecraft website
#1575 [16:13] <Morrolan> What does it say if you try, HiddenLeprechaun?
#1576 [16:13] <claude> bhhjgfhjfjf
#1577 [16:13] <HiddenLeprechaun> Oops, unknown username or password.
#1578 [16:13] <HiddenLeprechaun> And its the right UN and pass
#1579 [16:14] <claude> the right "UN"?
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#1581 [16:14] <HiddenLeprechaun> username
#1582 [16:14] <claude> kk
#1583 [16:14] <Morrolan> claude: Did you try to connect to that server now? Yes or no?
#1584 [16:14] <claude> yes
#1585 [16:14] <claude> but i cant find it
#1586 [16:14] <Morrolan> Why can't you find it?
#1587 [16:15] <claude> i went onto minecraft.net
#1588 [16:15] <claude> logged in
#1589 [16:15] <claude> multiplyer
#1590 [16:15] <claude> searched for it
#1591 [16:15] <Morrolan> That is... classic you're talking about.
#1592 [16:15] <claude> didnt find
#1593 [16:15] <claude> yeh
#1594 [16:15] <claude> classic
#1595 [16:15] <Morrolan> That server Grey gave you is Beta. That pretty much explains it...
#1596 [16:15] <HiddenLeprechaun> And when i try to change my password i type my name and says User not found
#1597 [16:15] <Morrolan> HiddenLeprechaun: Did you sign up for Cobalt with your Minecraft account?
#1598 [16:15] <claude> ok so what shud i do on the classic then?
#1599 [16:15] <HiddenLeprechaun> yea, is that bad?
#1600 [16:15] <Morrolan> I've got no clue, my experience with classic is neraly zero.
#1601 [16:16] <claude> hiddenLeprechaun-------------------make a new acc
#1602 [16:16] <Morrolan> !k Claude DOn't trick users
#1603 [16:16] * GreyBot kicked claude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: laude :<Kicks:871>)
#1604 [16:16] <Morrolan> HiddenLeprechaun: Nope, but from now on you will have to use your mail address to login to minecraft.ent
#1605 [16:16] <Morrolan> minecraft.net*
#1606 [16:16] * claude [claude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1607 [16:16] <claude> its mee
#1608 [16:16] <claude> who kicked me?
#1609 [16:16] <Morrolan> Figured.
#1610 [16:16] <claude> tell me
#1611 [16:17] * Morrolan raises hand
#1611 [16:17] <claude> omg
#1612 [16:17] <claude> thanks a lot
#1613 [16:17] <claude> lol
#1614 [16:17] <HiddenLeprechaun> Did that.. and sends me back to the homepage where it tells me to sign in again
#1615 [16:17] <claude> omfg that was hilarious tho
#1616 [16:17] <Morrolan> HiddenLeprechaun: Hmm. Did you try to use a different webbrowser?
#1617 [16:18] <claude> i used to have the same problem bout logging in
#1618 [16:18] <claude> i just made a new acc
#1619 [16:18] <claude> and it worked
#1620 [16:18] <cam336366> On a macbook pro, if I try to open the Minecraft zip file, It fails and I get the message: "Cannot launch Minecraft; there are no compatible versions of Java 1.5+ available
#1621 [16:18] <Morrolan> Yes, claude. OR you can use your mail address.
#1622 [16:18] <HiddenLeprechaun> I like my name...
#1623 [16:18] <claude> yay
#1624 [16:18] <claude> do i get an A+?
#1625 [16:18] <claude> lol
#1626 [16:18] <Morrolan> cam336366: Make sure that Java is updated through the Update center or however it's called. :/
#1627 [16:18] <claude> add a "0" to your New* Name
#1628 [16:19] <HiddenLeprechaun> yeah, no thanks
#1629 [16:19] <claude> this websites name is weird
#1630 [16:19] <Morrolan> claude: I am getting slightly annoyed. There is no need to him to create a new account, so don't try to make him believe this.
#1631 [16:19] <claude> "mibbit"
#1632 [16:19] <claude> omg
#1633 [16:19] <claude> kk
#1634 [16:19] <Morrolan> HiddenLeprechaun: Back to topic - try a different browser, and try to clear cookes & cache.
#1635 [16:20] <cam336366> Ok, this is my daughter's Mac and I'm not too familiar with this platform; would you know where the 'update center' might on these machines?
#1636 [16:20] <Morrolan> Sorry, I never owned a Mac, but googling for "Update Java on OSX" might help. :/
#1637 [16:20] <claude> macs are nnoying
#1638 [16:20] <claude> annoying*
#1639 [16:20] <cam336366> Will do. Thanks!
#1640 [16:21] <claude> HiddenLeprechaun
#1641 [16:21] <HiddenLeprechaun> Same thing with different browser
#1642 [16:21] <claude> wats ur username?
#1643 [16:21] <Morrolan> You will have to find out what version of OSX you're on, so you grab the correct update. If you don't succeed you could also come back later, cam336366, when someone with Mac experience might be here.
#1644 [16:21] <HiddenLeprechaun> guess.... lol
#1645 [16:21] <claude> ummmmm.............HiddenLeprechaun??
#1646 [16:21] <Morrolan> Wug , you there?
#1647 [16:22] <claude> njkgbd
#1648 [16:22] <claude> wug?
#1649 [16:22] <Morrolan> Oh, seems he isn't even on IRC. *sigh*
#1650 [16:22] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti - got an instant?
#1651 [16:22] <claude> lmfao
#1652 [16:23] <DopeGhoti> you rang?
#1653 [16:23] <claude> HiddenLeprechaun---------------------------------------> am i right?
#1654 [16:23] <Morrolan> I did. HiddenLeprechaun gets, after login into minecraft.net, redirected to the main site, without actually being logged in. Any thoughts?
#1655 [16:23] <Morrolan> after logging into*
#1656 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> Which browser?
#1657 [16:24] <Morrolan> He tried two so far, don't know which ones exactly.
#1658 [16:24] <Boreeas> Flush cache? idk
#1659 [16:24] <HiddenLeprechaun> Google Chrome and IE
#1660 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> Also, it could be related to all of the login changes due to Cobalt.
#1661 [16:24] <claude> mozzila firefox
#1662 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> Try an Incognito Chrome window?
#1663 [16:24] <claude> internet explore 9
#1664 [16:24] <Boreeas> HiddenLeprechaun: For your sake, I hope that Chrome is your default <.<
#1665 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> There is no IE9 on Bac.
#1666 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> er, Mac
#1667 [16:24] <claude> on windows*
#1668 [16:24] <Morrolan> Yea, his first issue was using the username instead of the mail address, but now he gets that one.
#1669 [16:24] <HiddenLeprechaun> I'll try Incognito
#1670 [16:25] <Morrolan> But it could very well be some issue with their login server, true.
#1671 [16:25] <claude> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
#1672 [16:25] <Morrolan> claude, would you mind NOT writing random stuff all the time?
#1673 [16:25] <claude> kk
#1674 [16:25] <HiddenLeprechaun> Same thing happens incognito
#1675 [16:25] <Boreeas> ;kick claude That were 20 as too much
#1676 [16:25] * WugBot kicked claude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: laude :That were 20 as too much)
#1677 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> try logging in at http://account.mojang.com ?
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#1679 [16:25] <Boreeas> Morrolan: Ninja :(
#1680 [16:25] <claude> 1 more random thing plz?
#1681 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> No.
#1682 [16:26] <Morrolan> denied
#1683 [16:26] <claude> i like runescape
#1684 [16:26] <claude> i thinks it is better..................................................
#1685 [16:26] <Morrolan> !k claude Nope
#1686 [16:26] * GreyBot kicked claude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: laude :<Kicks:872>)
#1687 [16:26] <HiddenLeprechaun> Logged in DopeGhoti, now what?
#1688 [16:26] * claude [claude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1689 [16:26] <Morrolan> Last chance, claude.
#1690 [16:26] <claude> ok
#1691 [16:27] <claude> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#1692 [16:27] * VoxelHead kicked claude from #minecrafthelp (Reason: laude :Banned: Constant spamming. Come back in three days.)
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#1694 [16:28] <Morrolan> Oh, I so wanted to do that myself.
#1695 [16:28] <Boreeas> :P
#1696 [16:28] <Morrolan> How dare you, Dope. :(
#1697 [16:28] <DopeGhoti> I dare by the powers vested in my by my magic @.
#1698 [16:28] <Morrolan> But.. but.. :(
#1699 [16:28] <HiddenLeprechaun> o.O
#1700 [16:29] <Morrolan> Seriously though, if you !kb someone, for how long is that ban?
#1701 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> 2 hours
#1702 [16:29] <Morrolan> Ok.
#1703 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> Unless you get somebody with vox-powers to set a manual ban
#1704 [16:29] <DopeGhoti> That wasn't a KB though, that was a VoxelBan
#1705 [16:29] <Boreeas> DopeGhoti: (TM)
#1706 [16:29] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: you have a magic @; I'll have to give you a Vox 101 course.
#1707 [16:30] <Morrolan> That would be nice, yea.
#1708 [16:30] <DopeGhoti> HiddenLeprechaun: okay, so you are able to log in at account.mojang.com but not minecraft.net?
#1709 [16:30] <HiddenLeprechaun> Yes Dope
#1710 [16:30] <Omega_Guardian> I've had weirdness there too, as if every time the page changes, it forgets I logged in :P
#1711 [16:31] <DopeGhoti> Sounds like there might be a sitewide issue then
#1712 [16:31] <DopeGhoti> let me try to repro
#1713 [16:31] <corn217> Whenever i try to run minecraft, it says Java Se binary has stopped working. any ideas on how to fix it?
#1714 [16:31] <Morrolan> Oh, I get it too.
#1715 [16:31] <HiddenLeprechaun> All i want to do is change my skin.
#1716 [16:31] <Morrolan> Sorry HiddenLeprechaun, should have tried that first. :S
#1717 [16:32] <Morrolan> Seems as if it were a site-wide issue indeed.
#1718 [16:32] <DopeGhoti> Confirming I ahve the same problem
#1719 [16:32] <DopeGhoti> corn217: that sounds like a problem with Java itself.
#1720 [16:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> corn217 win/javara
#1721 [16:32] <VoxelHead> corn217: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1722 [16:32] <VoxelHead> corn217: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software and you can download it from http://sourceforge.net/projects/javara/files/
#1723 [16:32] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Known problems with login at www.minecraft.net
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#1725 [16:32] <corn217> Thanks! I'll try it
#1726 [16:32] <DopeGhoti> corn217: good luck!
#1727 [16:33] <HiddenLeprechaun> maybe i shouldnt have signed up for cobalt :X
#1728 [16:34] <Morrolan> Nah, that issue shouldn't last all too long.
#1729 [16:34] <Morrolan> It does work with an account which is not in their "global account solution" though.
#1730 [16:34] * mib_1tr7dy [mib_1tr7dy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1731 [16:35] <HiddenLeprechaun> Ah.
#1732 [16:35] <DopeGhoti> one moment please.
#1733 [16:35] <DopeGhoti> okay, I can still log into Minecraft _itself_; it's just the minecraft.net web site that's janky
#1734 [16:35] <mib_1tr7dy> my minecraft says registey refers to a nonexastrant java run time
#1735 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> Uninstall and reinstall java
#1736 [16:36] <HiddenLeprechaun> I can log into Minecraft, but not the site
#1737 [16:36] <mib_1tr7dy> i tryed abd it didnt work
#1738 [16:37] <DopeGhoti> mib_1tr7dy: re-run javara
#1739 [16:37] <Omega_Guardian> there is sites that I think have buttons to upload automatically some skin you pick
#1740 [16:37] <Morrolan> They also require username & pw though, Omega_Guardian. And I guess that won't work now.
#1741 [16:37] <Omega_Guardian> doh
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#1744 [16:38] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: let me reboot real quick and I'll get you set up with Vox.
#1745 [16:39] <Morrolan> Go ahead. :)
#1746 [16:39] <Deman92> My account is lost in the database. It is not getting found after I linked it to the mojang site. I can retrieve my password from minecraft and mojang site but when I enter it I get an error that the username does not exists. Please help!!
#1747 [16:39] <Deman92> My account name is Deman
#1748 [16:39] <Morrolan> You will have to use your mail address from now on, Deman.
#1749 [16:39] <HiddenLeprechaun> sounds familiar :P
#1750 [16:39] <Deman> oh?! :O
#1751 [16:40] <JohnEBH> Website has issues...
#1752 [16:40] <Deman> but it does asks for username
#1753 [16:40] <Morrolan> However there is an issue currently which prevents your from logging in, you will have to wait fro Mojang to fix that.
#1754 [16:40] <Deman> how weird, let me try it
#1755 [16:40] <Morrolan> Yea, after signing up for Mojang's global account system the mail address is the new username.
#1756 [16:41] <Deman> omfg it actually worked
#1757 [16:41] <corn217> No luck!
#1758 [16:41] <Deman> well I would like to issue a suggestion :) Change the "username" to "email"
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#1760 [16:42] <Morrolan> Nothing we can do about this, but I agree, Deman.
#1761 [16:42] <Morrolan> I guess sooner or later Mojang will think of that as well. :p
#1762 [16:42] <DopeGhoti> !topic -1
#1763 [16:42] <Morrolan> The problem would obviously be that they would then have to make the mail adress work for all the people as a login name.
#1764 [16:43] <DopeGhoti> I think that Mojang probably needs a DBA.
#1765 [16:43] <tyteen4a03> I think Mojang's current DB structure sucks
#1766 [16:43] <tyteen4a03> or is still using that DB structure from 2009
#1767 [16:43] <DopeGhoti> Hence the need for a DBA.
#1768 [16:43] <Deman> well im off again to watch tv. thx a lot for the help :)
#1769 [16:43] <tyteen4a03> Mojang needs: DBA, Proper website in PHP, better login servers, customer support
#1770 [16:43] <Morrolan> A DBA?
#1771 [16:43] <Omega_Guardian> how about username that isn't the same as account name? Thats a security nightmare :P
#1772 [16:43] <Morrolan> Database admin?
#1773 [16:43] <tyteen4a03> yup
#1774 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> exactly.
#1775 [16:44] <Deman> thx, bb :)
#1776 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: "Proper site written in PHP"? No such thing.
#1777 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Omega_Guardian - How about username that's a primary key for the database
#1778 [16:44] <tyteen4a03> okay, forget the written in PHP part
#1779 [16:44] <Morrolan> A customer support would be pretty useful, yea. ;)
#1780 [16:44] <tyteen4a03> but a proper site
#1781 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, that's why Mojang can't do username changes.
#1782 [16:45] <Morrolan> It is.
#1783 [16:45] <Morrolan> It's somewhat strange of a DB design.
#1784 [16:45] <tyteen4a03> well, Notch designed the database
#1785 [16:45] <tyteen4a03> I think
#1786 [16:45] <Morrolan> Yea, but you would think that by now someone (Mollstam) would have changed that. :/
#1787 [16:45] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: were there downtimes during the update?
#1788 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Kinda hard now, with how convoluted the database is now.
#1789 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: easily resolved with views.
#1790 [16:46] <tyteen4a03> a SQL ALTER statement could takes hours
#1791 [16:46] <Morrolan> Sure, now it'll be one heck of a job to change. But back when it was just becoming popular that would have worked.
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#1793 [16:47] <Morrolan> Unless Mollstam joined when it was already too late I guess. Oh well. *shrug*
#1794 [16:47] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03: Hmm?
#1795 [16:47] <DopeGhoti> no,don't alter
#1796 [16:47] <DopeGhoti> no,don't alter
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#1798 [16:47] <DopeGhoti> create a new schema, import the data, and create legacy views that look like the old DB for not-yed-updated interfaces
#1799 [16:48] <Morrolan> Ok, I'll just part the discussion here, never did any but the most basic work with databases. ;)
#1800 [16:48] <Morrolan> I can more or less imagine what you're talking about thoug,
#1801 [16:48] <Morrolan> though*
#1802 [16:49] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: how often does your hostmask change?
#1803 [16:49] <Morrolan> I don't think it does.
#1804 [16:49] <mib_1tr7dy> thanks for the help now it works
#1805 [16:50] <JohnEBH> Who here wants to/is trying out Cobalt? =O
#1806 [16:50] <DopeGhoti> JohnEBH: it's kinda neat.
#1807 [16:51] <JohnEBH> Watching the video, I don't quite understand it xD
#1808 [16:51] <Omega_Guardian> I don't know what it is. Far as I know it is old programming language
#1809 [16:51] <JohnEBH> Video(s)
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#1811 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> JohnEBH: it's a platform shooter, in short.
#1812 [16:55] * tyteen4a03 [tyteen4a03@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1813 [16:55] <Omega_Guardian> armed dude enters church, starts firing. "pew pew pew"
#1814 [16:56] <JohnEBH> Have you paid for alpha DopeGhoti? :O
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#1816 [16:56] <blankvid> hello
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#1818 [16:57] <blankvid> i got some problem with my minecraft-account, if i try to log in i get the message user not premium
#1819 [16:57] <JohnEBH> blankvid- What's your username?
#1820 [16:57] <Omega_Guardian> many peeps having that issue atm
#1821 [16:57] <blankvid> user: FreakeyLPs
#1822 [16:57] <JohnEBH> !paid FreakeyLPs
#1823 [16:58] <JohnEBH> blankvid- has it worked before?
#1824 [16:58] <blankvid> yes
#1825 [16:58] <blankvid> i got it since 24.11.
#1826 [16:58] <JohnEBH> blankvid- Did you purchase it from minecrat.net?
#1827 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Minecraft.net*
#1828 [16:58] <blankvid> no its a gift-code
#1829 [16:58] <JohnEBH> blankvid- So you purchased from a third party?
#1830 [16:59] <JohnEBH> blankvid- In short you were probably scammed
#1831 [16:59] <blankvid> yes but normaly paid 20 EUR for it
#1832 [16:59] <Omega_Guardian> not sure how giftcode thing works for Minecraft
#1833 [17:00] <blankvid> me also :)
#1834 [17:00] <JohnEBH> blankvid- Where did you purchase MC?
#1835 [17:01] <blankvid> on ebay, it was a big account with many sells and positive rates
#1836 [17:01] <JohnEBH> You can still get scammed.
#1837 [17:01] <Boreeas> ^
#1838 [17:01] <Dystopia> Is there even a point to buying Minecraft from a thirdparty?
#1839 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Positive rates don't mean "I won't scam you" it just means "You've got small chance that I'll scam you"
#1840 [17:02] <Boreeas> Dystopia: People might think that they will get it cheaper
#1841 [17:02] <DopeGhoti> Dystopia: only if you're looking to get scammed.
#1842 [17:02] <blankvid> but why does it work
#1843 [17:02] <blankvid> btw. worked :)
#1844 [17:02] <JohnEBH> blankvid- They cancelled the payment and made your gift code invalid =P
#1845 [17:03] <DopeGhoti> ??+ fraud|DO NOT buy Minecraft from any third parties! http://mojang.com/2011/04/26/achtung-uwaga-attention/
#1846 [17:03] <Dystopia> Yes, but even if it works. And you happen to not get scammed. What is the point? XD You buy it for like 5 dollars more on the actual Minecraft website. How dumb.
#1847 [17:03] <blankvid> im just asking for someone, my account still working :)
#1848 [17:03] <blankvid> and i bought it on mc.net
#1849 [17:03] <DopeGhoti> Good luck with that.
#1850 [17:03] <DopeGhoti> ah, you're ok then (:
#1851 [17:03] <HiddenLeprechaun> Im going to go, thanks for helping me
#1852 [17:03] <DopeGhoti> HiddenLeprechaun: ciao!
#1853 [17:04] <Omega_Guardian> long as you know the exact account name, !paid accountname should work here I think
#1854 [17:04] <JohnEBH> !paid FreakeyLPs
#1855 [17:04] <blankvid> !paid blankvidmoviez
#1856 [17:04] <blankvid> ?
#1857 [17:04] <JohnEBH> !paid blankvidmoviez
#1858 [17:04] <blankvid> ahh ok
#1859 [17:04] <Omega_Guardian> maybe the use of capitals messes it up
#1860 [17:05] <blankvid> many thanks for the fast support !
#1861 [17:07] <blankvid> gn8 and many thanks
#1862 [17:07] <DopeGhoti> it's why we're her e(:
#1863 [17:07] <DopeGhoti> it's why we're her e(:
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#1865 [17:09] <Dystopia> Why is everyone elses little guy beside our names blue but mines Green? It's catching my eye and bugging me....
#1866 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> Denotes status in the channel
#1867 [17:09] <Dystopia> Everyone has status but me. :(
#1868 [17:09] <oldtopman> Me too!
#1869 [17:09] <Omega_Guardian> I got everything in shades of blue black and grey so all looks the same to me
#1870 [17:10] <JohnEBH> In x-chat you're all colourful...
#1871 [17:11] <DopeGhoti> irssi ftw \o/
#1872 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> > sı nɟ-ɔɹı ʎɯ ˙ןıɐɟ ןןɐ noʎ ˙ʇɟɟd
#1873 [17:12] <DopeGhoti> ˙ʎɐs oʇ noʎ ɟı 0Ɩ0ᄅ ʍoH
#1874 [17:12] <Boreeas> G̨̭̼̮̲̼ͧ̒̎̉̈̔͛͜r̴̶̡̛̭̮͖͈͉͒̄̽͒́̽̌͛͗ͥ̾̊̚̚e̝̥̜̘̥̬̻̠̺͑͆̒ͣͫ̄ͦ̇̓ͩ̆̍̒͗ͨͧͭ̏͞y̵ͯ̀ͪͯ̋̓̉̏͏̶̢̩̗̜͖̞͓̜̜̬̪̩͎̥̠̘͉͖͘ͅV̸̸̛̑̌ͮ͠҉̠̜͎̥u̢͎͓͙̺̞̤͈͖͇͎̼̖̦͚̮̰͓̓ͯ͒ͤ̐ͬ̽ͮ̐͆̆͝l̶͎̮̩͍͎̟̳̘̺̱͙̱̈͌̆ͫ͠͡p̵͆͐͆͐͜͏̣̙̬̤̘̖̝ͅͅi̧̯̪͈̤̥̱̮̥̮̺̒̈̒̈͂ͫ̚n͊̒͊ͪ
#1875 [17:12] <Boreeas> ̀ͥ̿̽̇̃ͮ̂̆̀̉̊҉͝͡҉̳͚̰̩͔͚̹̰̗̰̫̥͖e̦̖͉̘ͪͫ̏͊̉̍͟,̥͔͕̬͍̉ͫ́͗̌̕̕ ̽ͤ̃͊ͮ̏ͪͣ̀̈̿͛͐͊͋͏̷͚̟̹͓̠y̷͙̰̞͍͙͆ͮͨ̉ͮ̔̀ͥͨ̆͟͞͠͞o̡̨̢̙̥̼̼͙̩̣̬̹͈͓͖̙̞̟̽ͣ̓̋̆̇ͬ̇̃͂͗̈́̑͌ͥ̂ͣ̈̀̚͞ͅͅṳ͙̰͍̫͉͑͐̇͌ͮ̄͑͐̒̏ͨͮͯͨ̕͝͠r̵̙̣͉̫̥̩̝̮̣̱͓̋͑̒̽ͪ̈́͆̈̿̿̆̊ͦ̅ ͭ̉͌
#1876 [17:12] <Boreeas> ̧̛͖̭̘̟̲̪̠̤̠̞̯̳̝̱͑̑̊̋̄̊ͣ͂̾̅͝w̷̧̢̱̺̣̯̟̑̽ͧͫ͑͌̐͊͌̂̿͑̓̀́e̸ͮͫ͌͋ͭͣͪ̋ͥͤ͊ͦ̃͠͠͏̼̞̠̝̼̼͕̘͓̜͇a̵̧̖̬͍̠͎̠͙͉͂̈́̄͊ͧ̅ͮ̀̾ͤͨͭͦ̀k̵̶̵̼̯̟̼̰̲͇͈̙͙̮̿̃̒̋ͯ͗̉͜͠ ̨̺̪̠̖̭̻͎̩̜͍͚̮͐͒̓̏ͦ̽ͦ̉̂͐̏̾̾̔̏̽ͦ̔͡m̴̛̓͂ͧ̒͐͗̽ͥͮ̋̈͂ͩ̽̿̐̽̚͏͉͎̭͓̮̣iͧ̈́̾͐̂̌͌̽͗ͧ͌͠�
#1877 [17:12] <Boreeas> �̫̪̥̻̜n̊͒̔ͥ̑͐̋ͣ̓ͯ͛̑͋̏̌̌͒̀̕͝͏̭̟͔̩̘̼̻͓̣̻͕d̼̫̖̲͍̙̲̜͍̳̘̦̺̱̗ͪ̽͗̋̉̔ͩ́͑̉̄͒̋̽̚͢ ̬͕̫̜͚̫̫̥̟̦͖̱̙̝̮͎̳ͧͤ͒̇̓̏ͥͪͫ̋̕͝c̵̢̧̣̫̤̰̙͓̼̼̦͖̘̩ͧ̍̌ͨ̆͊͂ͤ̂̃͂̓ͬͨͦ̔ͪ̿͜͟å̴ͫ̿ͦ̊ͯ͂̇͌͏̨̜̙͙͍͖͓͙̀n̈̎̎ͤ͐ͬ̈͋͑̋ͥ̔̃͐̈́ͥ́͏͙͕̞͙͓͇͝'ͯ̈ͮ̽̿ͣ̈́ͧ̊̈́ͮ̄
#1878 [17:13] <Boreeas> ̢̡̡̹̟̗͕̹͓̩͈̭̭̗̋ͮͦ̐͛t̐ͯ͆ͤ͊̿̀҉̳̝̞͈̯̫̺̮̜̳̻̘͍̰̲̕ͅͅ ̵̥̰̳̺͚̳̪̫̭̫̬͙̝͕̝͐̑͒ͩ̏̆̉ͨ͊͜b̨̢̾̋̃̄͋ͫ̐͑́͡҉̙̻̖͓̳ȩ̴͎͙͈͓͎̫̠͖̝͕͍̗̲̫͇̎ͤ̈̃̄ͤ͊͑͑̉͌̋ͦ̅ͩͤͨ͌̚͜͜g̷̸̴̡̢̮͎̗̫̬̳̰̼̯̮̮͔̹͔ͯ̂̓̓̍ͅi̷̢̮̳̻͔̼̥̞̠̹̤̜͎͈̜̺ͧͦ̊̒̐̋͑ͤ̌͒̒̈̅̾̊͟͜͟n̆́̽͛̇̆͌̏̂�
#1879 [17:13] <Boreeas> �҉̘̳͖̞̺̟͍̠̳̲̰̦̪̻̟̜͎ ̧̧̗̺͖͕̤̲̘̙̱̙̏̅ͨ̇͗́͗͜ṭ̗̺̗͖̦̦̭̣̪̖̺ͯ̍͆͂̾͆͛͗̒̏̽͛̚͜͞͝ỏ̸̰̼͇͍̱̪̹̩̤̞̳̰̫̫̆̔ͬ̊͒ͣ͆̈̈́͐ͮ͝ ̞̺̮͉̺̂̿͑̃̓ͮͦ͋͜ů̧̟̩͖̹͍̘̯͍͉̣͇͇͔͉̬͇ͩͧͮͧ̀͊̀͂ͭ̈̇̅̑͢͢͡͠ṉ̶͓͕̩͕͔̲̰͎͖̦̩̪͇̥̬̏̋̅̿͂ͣ͟͡͠d̃̉͆̎̄̏̿̄̈̊ͯ͟͏̞̗̜̼̩̥e
#1880 [17:13] <Boreeas> ̻̪̳͍̦͍͉̰̬̙̞͍͍̤͑ͩ̆̅̈́͑ͯ͆ͦ͋ͥ̓ͤ̽̀̚͢͝͡r̷͋͆̈́̂̂̀̈́́͏̢͕̫̜̹͎̘̤̯͕̫͕̞͎̺͜͜ͅͅs̴̨̺̜̼̄̾ͮ̊͝ṫ̷ͣ̈́͛̅͒̈́̉̄ͩ͏̨̯̰̩̜̮̳̕͠ȧ̴̛͉̺̰̜̼͊̃̂̄ͦ̇͛ͯ̂͋̀͜n̴̸̷̬̤̰̜͔̾ͤ̾̄ͮͣͥḋ̢̨̘̪͔̲͑ͯͦ͒̍ͣͩ̍ͪ̇̂̋̈̃̿̓͢ ̸̎ͦ̋ͫ͐́͋̌ͭ̑ͭ҉̛͏̘̦̮͚̯͉̺̘̙w̉͋ͪ̄̿ͤ̽ͮ̏ͫͬͫ̾̓͏̵̛̛̰͟
#1881 [17:13] <Boreeas> ̩̯̯͔͚̠̙ͅh̶̜̲̻̦̟̖͈̻͚̝̤̲̉͛̋̔̏̂̉̐ͧͭͤa̵̷̢̖̟͍̪̩͖̫̗̭͓̗̜̲͖̥͓͖ͬ͒̏̃̃͗ͪ̐̇̎͡͞t͓͙̗̤̲ͣ͗̈̿ͫ̇̀̊̇͛͘͡ ͑͊̀̊̅͜҉͍̝͇͇̞̕r̢̺̬̫̰̜̗̠̭̞̥͈͇͙͇̤̙̣̹͗ͯ̉̉͊̾ͤ̕͞ȩ̦͉̥̹͎̪͔͈̞͎̭̪̮̰̳̼ͪͮ̍ͦͥ̽ͯ͑͌̉̂ͬ̎̊́̚͟͠a̡̡̛̪̙̙̟͈̣͚̖̲̭̳̾̄̒̍̈́ͥ̓̔ͤ̃ͬ̿͗̈͜l̓̍
#1882 [17:13] <Boreeas> ̵̗̘̱̦͇̳̮̖͔̟͉͈͕ͪ͐̑̓ͪ̈́̚͟͟͜͠l̨͓̩̤͉̥̞͛ͤ̏̽̈́ͫ̓͗̀̐ͨ͌ͩ͊̊̀͞y̡̒ͦͪ̍̿̽͌͐̽̓͌̄ͧ̊͝͠҉̰͈̲͍͙͍̜͍͉̥̻͚ ̵̲̙͔͍͎̖͖̼̖̭͎̦͕̼̉̿̈́̂̑ͧ̏ͩ̋ͪ̒ͬ͞i͆̄́̉̃͆ͧ͏̝̩̫̪͉͓͔͍̟̥̟͢͠ş̵̴̤̲̹̇͑̐̾͂͡͞ͅ ̊̄̔̍̎ͨ͆̇ͯ̍̽̌́̅ͥ̍͋ͥ̃͞҉̥̗̱̹̮̼̠̘͎̖͖̗ͅo͗̉͛̾̓ͤ͂͞҉̺̲͈͈̖͢uͣ̊̋ͦ͂
#1883 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> Oh god.
#1884 [17:13] <Boreeas> ͑̏̂ͧͪ̾̍̋̃̃ͬ̓ͥ҉̯̞̻̫̲̙̭̬́̕͡ͅt̷̳͉͉̲̝̩̬̩̭̳̩͙̭̦͖͚̤̂ͦͮ́ͅ ̹̮̫̱͌͐̿͊̑͂̈́͊͋̃ͬ̀̊̓́͝t̘͈̤̪̲͇̞̱ͭ̍ͣ̏̍ͦ̏̑̓͘̕h̢̛̜̩̖͉̙̘̼͙̮̙̻̯̳̪ͬ̆̉̊̌̅ͩͥ̚͘ͅe͇̦̼̖̺͔͖̹̥͚̫̫͇̮̪̺̘̥͚̓̉̋́̾ͣͥ̋͌̾ͨ̔̓ͮ̑̒ͪ̽́̀r͐̑̈́̌̔͌ͯ͝͏̪̯͖͓̗̼̪̗͇̼̝̗̘̰̤̮͠ͅͅe̾͑͋̓ͤͥ̚
#1885 [17:13] <Boreeas> ̵̲̮̝͚͔͈̦̻̝͔̬̯̺̙͇ͦ͋ͯͪ̅̒̎ͤ̈́̚͠
#1886 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> dammit
#1887 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> dammit
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#1889 [17:13] <Boreeas> Geez, Vox
#1890 [17:13] <Dystopia> What is going on?! D: I'm scared.
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#1892 [17:13] <rymate1234_away> O_o
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#1895 [17:13] <Omega_Guardian> I...I don;t know lol
#1896 [17:13] <Boreeas> I didn't mean it to be on mutliple lines <.<
#1897 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> (was that me spamming?)
#1898 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> (if so, I apologize)
#1899 [17:13] <Dracolich> I could use some help with my account, saw a link to here saying this might be the place
#1900 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> That was Boreeas
#1901 [17:13] <Boreeas> ^
#1902 [17:13] <Dystopia> That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
#1903 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> With his ascii magic
#1904 [17:14] <DopeGhoti> Dracolich: what's the problem, sir?
#1905 [17:14] <DopeGhoti> (or ma'am, or other?)
#1906 [17:14] <Boreeas> > other
#1907 [17:14] <Dystopia> LOL other
#1908 [17:14] <Dracolich> Well, I bought into minecraft October 2010. It's been probably 6 or 7 months since I've done anything with it.
#1909 [17:15] <DopeGhoti> mm-hmm?
#1910 [17:15] <Dracolich> I saw the new game Mojang was publishing and thought i'd buy into that as well but now I can't get into my account.
#1911 [17:15] <Dystopia> Thats.... thats precarious sir.
#1912 [17:15] <DopeGhoti> Dracolich: try http://account.mojang.com
#1913 [17:15] <Dracolich> All of the emails I would usually use say they are 'not registered' but now I can't remember if I had to register one back that long ago.
#1914 [17:16] <Dracolich> I've got the paypal receipt and I'm fairly certain what my userID would be (the nick I'm using here)
#1915 [17:16] <DopeGhoti> If it was 6-7 months ago, you should have gotten an account creation confirmation email when you set the accoutn up
#1916 [17:16] <DopeGhoti> !paid dracolich
#1917 [17:16] <Dracolich> I bought the game in october last year.
#1918 [17:16] <Dracolich> I haven't played it in 6 or 7 months.
#1919 [17:16] <DopeGhoti> that should not matter.
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#1921 [17:17] <Dystopia> !paid Dystopia
#1922 [17:17] <Dracolich> I was just being clear. It's been ages since I've used the account, not sure if the accounts had changed since then.
#1923 [17:17] <Dystopia> ;w; Robots hate me.
#1924 [17:17] <Dystopia> YES I HAVE. D;
#1925 [17:17] <Dystopia> YES I HAVE. D;
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#1927 [17:18] <DopeGhoti> !paid DopeGhoti
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#1929 [17:18] <DopeGhoti> Dystopia: if you have merged your account with Cobalt, '!paid' gives a _false_ negative.
#1930 [17:18] <Dystopia> I've paid though. ;-;
#1931 [17:18] <Dystopia> I didn't though.. D:
#1932 [17:18] <Dystopia> I play minecraft just fine (Till I broke my computer.. D:)
#1933 [17:18] <Dracolich> Was there a point in 2010 where email addresses weren't required?
#1934 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy, what did Mollstam do to the account stuff now?
#1935 [17:19] <DopeGhoti> Dracolich: no, an email address was always required.
#1936 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> And I'm going to kill aubot
#1937 [17:19] <Dracolich> Shooot
#1938 [17:19] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Mind if we continue tomorrow, when the firewall actually won't eat all the connection attempts?
#1939 [17:19] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: certainly
#1940 [17:20] <Morrolan> Very well.
#1941 [17:20] <DopeGhoti> meantime, I'll whip up a non-DCC-based set of admin comands
#1942 [17:20] <Dracolich> So am i just hosed then?
#1943 [17:20] <Morrolan> Ah, no need to do that unless you feel like it. :)
#1944 [17:20] <DopeGhoti> Dracolich: no, you'll just have to either remember the password, or dig up the email address that you'd used.
#1945 [17:20] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: It's been waiting for me to get a round tuit, and I just got a small shipment.
#1946 [17:21] <Dracolich> Unfortunatley the paypal receipt doesn't say anything on it concerning account name or email address I registered with... I only have two I use regularly. I can't think of anything else I would have used
#1947 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 3
#1948 [17:21] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 3 = We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. ] ... set by [ Wug | Thu Dec 15 08:20:50 MST 2011 ]
#1949 [17:21] <Morrolan> Heh, ok. ;)
#1950 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> ?? account
#1951 [17:21] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1952 [17:21] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1953 [17:21] <Dracolich> Voxel: Okay, cool. Thanks. I just saw a link to here saying someone might be able to help.
#1954 [17:22] <Dracolich> I'll try the support route.
#1955 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> We can, but only so much (:
#1956 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> good luck ☻
#1957 [17:22] <Morrolan> Oooh, that play is so awesome. :D
#1958 [17:22] <Morrolan> play on words*
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#1960 [17:22] <Dracolich> Thanks Dope
#1961 [17:22] <Morrolan> Never heard of it before, took me a while to get it. ^^
#1962 [17:23] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: it's an oldie but a goodie (:
#1963 [17:23] <Morrolan> It sure is.
#1964 [17:24] <DopeGhoti> it's usually used as "A new shipment of round tuits has arrived. And projects which have been waiting for their developers to get a round tuit should now make rapid progess."
#1965 [17:24] <DopeGhoti> s/And/Any/
#1966 [17:24] <Morrolan> Heh, cute, really. :D
#1967 [17:29] <Boreeas> DopeGhoti: The account part should be !topic info 2, though ;)
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#1970 [17:36] <mib_me1rhw> what is a good survival sever for multiplayer?
#1971 [17:37] <Calinou> http://mcserverlist.net
#1972 [17:37] <Calinou> http://list.mcmyadmin.com
#1973 [17:37] <Calinou> just check those lists
#1974 [17:37] <Calinou> there is no "good" server as some people prefer "this" kind of server and some people prefer "that" kind of servers. ;)
#1975 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> There's no server like 127.0.0.1
#1976 [17:38] <mib_me1rhw> how do u make your own server?
#1977 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> Download the server at minecraft.net/download
#1978 [17:39] <mib_me1rhw> ?
#1979 [17:40] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: I actually prefer 192.168.0.1
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#1981 [17:43] <mib_me1rhw> Boreeas what is the Ip address for that server?
#1982 [17:43] <Boreeas> mib_me1rhw: It is a joke. 192.168.0.1 would always point to your router, which probably wouldn't host a minecraft server
#1983 [17:43] <Boreeas> mib_me1rhw: You might want to look in #smp
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#1994 [18:32] <gAme2002> So,
#1995 [18:32] <gAme2002> Trying to set up my friend's PC for MC
#1996 [18:33] <gAme2002> Getting this: http://pastebin.com/gkDzYR3c
#1997 [18:33] <gAme2002> Anyone has ideas?
#1998 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> looks potentially like a video card issue
#1999 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> try reinstalling the GPU drivers?
#2000 [18:34] <gAme2002> Yeah, tried that
#2001 [18:34] <gAme2002> She has an integrated card though
#2002 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/profile
#2003 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Please don't tell me she has a toshiba C660?
#2004 [18:34] <VoxelHead> win/profile: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2005 [18:34] <VoxelHead> win/profile: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2006 [18:34] <gAme2002> ..
#2007 [18:35] <gAme2002> Is is a toshiba
#2008 [18:35] <gAme2002> hang on
#2009 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Is it a C660?
#2010 [18:35] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: is there a FAQ for the C660 yet? :p[
#2011 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2012 [18:35] <gAme2002> Where might it say? :P
#2013 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> dxdiag for us
#2014 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> It'll say there, in the manufacturer
#2015 [18:35] <gAme2002> alright, one sec
#2016 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> C660 fix: http://minecraftirc.net/thread-12.html
#2017 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Last post
#2018 [18:36] <gAme2002> uno momento
#2019 [18:36] <gAme2002> yeah it's a c660
#2020 [18:36] <gAme2002> lol
#2021 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Long story short, download intel HD graphics from intel's website. Use device manager to install manually
#2022 [18:37] <gAme2002> Gtocha
#2023 [18:37] <gAme2002> will do
#2024 [18:37] <gAme2002> gotcha*
#2025 [18:37] <gAme2002> thanks :3
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#2038 [19:15] <froglegstew> Im trying to purchase Minecraft and it said my credit card was not accepted and i tried multiple time and now it says that my credit card is disabled for the next 24 hours, so is there another way to purchase minecraft( i already tried pay pal aslo)
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#2040 [19:16] <froglegstew> :s
#2041 [19:17] <Boreeas> froglegstew: Except credit card and paypal, there is no way I know of to buy minecraft
#2042 [19:19] <froglegstew> because it is an international purchase is that making a problem with my credit/debit card or pay pal account?
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#2044 [19:20] <TJB1> l;'
#2045 [19:20] <TJB1> Can anyone explain this better? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/812227-sorting-chickens/page__p__10485376__fromsearch__1#entry10485376 I don't understand the XX, XO
#2046 [19:22] <Boreeas> TJB1: He is using it as a replacement for blocks
#2047 [19:22] <Boreeas> X being any block you can't walk through
#2048 [19:22] <TJB1> Yeah I know, I don't get how to apply it in mine craft though or how that is going to sort the chickens
#2049 [19:22] <Boreeas> O being an iron bar
#2050 [19:22] <Boreeas> No idea
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#2052 [19:24] <TJB1> Ok maybe this will help, is that looking from above or from the side?
#2053 [19:26] <Boreeas> I would guess that is's from the side
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#2055 [19:27] <TJB1> The more I look at it, the less I see how its going to sort chickens
#2056 [19:27] <TJB1> Creative mode it is...
#2057 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> Have no idea what that design's supposed to do
#2058 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> It's certainly not going to sort chickens
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#2060 [19:33] <TJB1> it looks like it will work…but it doesnt
#2061 [19:33] <TJB1> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3090951/2011-12-17_19.33.07.png
#2062 [19:33] <TJB1> They can't get through…but it looks like they would
#2063 [19:34] <g> uh
#2064 [19:34] <g> tried to login on the minecraft.net site
#2065 [19:34] <g> -> user not found
#2066 [19:34] <g> what?
#2067 [19:35] <g> I bought this pre-indev :<
#2068 [19:35] <TJB1> I got on fine, but I have had it before where it was telling me my password was wrong even when it worked on the client.
#2069 [19:35] <auscompgeek> g: try using email instead of username on site
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#2072 [19:39] <Boreeas> g: Login on minecraft.net is broken right now, I heard
#2073 [19:39] <farmerboy> hey.....uhh every time i try to run minecraft it shutsdown my computer.......even on a browser it just closes my browser
#2074 [19:39] <Boreeas> farmerboy: Where did you download the game from?
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#2076 [19:41] <Calinou> you can't sort them TJB1, period
#2077 [19:41] <Calinou> you can't sort them TJB1, period
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#2079 [19:41] <Calinou> they have the _same_ hitbox
#2080 [19:42] <TJB1> Sucks…I had a farm where I collect eggs and throw them in a pit but it was hard to go in to the pit and selectively kill all the full-size without killing any baby chickens
#2081 [19:43] <TJB1> Would a dispenser hit a baby chicken?
#2082 [19:44] <Omega_Guardian> chickies are all one block size, so can't filter them
#2083 [19:47] <Calinou> chickens don't fit in a slab I think
#2084 [19:47] <Calinou> unlikely baby chickens will fit
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#2087 [19:51] <TJB1> Cant fit through a half block either...
#2088 [19:51] <Calinou> nothing to do then
#2089 [19:51] <Calinou> hire someone :P
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#2091 [19:51] <TJB1> lol
#2092 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> !topic /4/Known problems with/People current cannot/
#2093 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> oops
#2094 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> !topic /5/Known problems with/People current cannot/
#2095 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> !topic /5/current/currently/
#2096 [19:52] <mib_pvoxdt> hello im tristandude a regular player and my minecraft has crashed while i was downloading minecolony can anyone help me???
#2097 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_pvoxdt mods
#2098 [19:52] <VoxelHead> mib_pvoxdt: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2099 [19:52] <VoxelHead> mib_pvoxdt: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2100 [19:53] <mib_pvoxdt> i sent a e-mail and they told me to ask somone here?
#2101 [19:53] <TJB1> Any like secure trade mods out? Like where a chest shows nothing or can not be opened unless by owner?
#2102 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2103 [19:54] <mib_pvoxdt> plz i want to get back on i deleted all the mod files and it still crashes everytime i go on
#2104 [19:54] <TJB1> Cant you just force update of the client?
#2105 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_pvoxdt - Go to your .minecraft folder. Delete everything but the "saves" folder.
#2106 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#2107 [19:55] <mib_pvoxdt> okay brb i wil try that
#2108 [19:55] <TJB1> Grey, what is the name of this mod?
#2109 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Are you running a bukkit server?
#2110 [19:56] <g> Just some feedback from earlier
#2111 [19:56] <g> It worke dperfectly
#2112 [19:56] <g> thanks :3
#2113 [19:56] <TJB1> Im not the one running the server, I was going to recommend it to them.
#2114 [19:56] * g sits on VoxelHead
#2114 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> g - Glad to hear it
#2115 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> TJB1 - Well, they'll need to mod their server, and be running bukkit to have these work.
#2116 [19:57] <Calinou> TJB1: what do you mean by that
#2117 [19:57] <Calinou> oh, bukkit plugins
#2118 [19:57] <Calinou> several plugins exist for that, such as LWC, Lockette, etc
#2119 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/chestlock/
#2120 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/sec-lockette-v1-4-4-1-4-8-beta-simple-chest-and-door-lock-no-databases-556-1317.4336/
#2121 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/secure-chests/
#2122 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> To name a few
#2123 [19:59] <auscompgeek> There's also BlockLock if you want something simple.
#2124 [19:59] <TJB1> Lockette looks pretty cool with the signs
#2125 [20:00] <TJB1> The doors wouldn't really mean much because you could just mine around the door...
#2126 [20:00] <Calinou> spotted, auscompgeek is devloping BlockLock :P
#2127 [20:00] <auscompgeek> Calinou: what
#2128 [20:00] <Calinou> kinda hate lockette, mostly about my usual home design
#2129 [20:00] <auscompgeek> it's on dev.bukkit.org :P
#2130 [20:00] <Calinou> it's... asymetric. D:, OCD kicking in
#2131 [20:01] <TJB1> haha, I will have to see what they use on the server.
#2132 [20:02] <TJB1> Don't really have problems with people stealing stuff or anything but would like to have this so you can do trading without worrying about someone else taking the stuff.
#2133 [20:02] <Calinou> I like LWC best, simple to use
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#2135 [20:04] <TJB1> I really hate redstone
#2136 [20:04] <TJB1> So difficult to use on simple things...
#2137 [20:04] <Calinou> ...no?
#2138 [20:05] <Calinou> sorting those mobs isn't a redstone-related thing
#2139 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> not really, it's prettyl simple boolean logic
#2140 [20:05] <TJB1> Im talking about something different.
#2141 [20:05] <TJB1> Like to wire two pistons side by side you either have to offset the wires or use repeaters
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#2144 [20:08] <Calinou> piston direct-connectivity was considered for 1.0, but not added
#2145 [20:09] <Calinou> since "it's part of certain piston designs" Jeb�
#2146 [20:11] <TJB1> Would be cool to be able to run redstone side by side as two different wires or maybe put lapis lazuli in a crafting block with redstone and make like a 2 piece wire.
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#2148 [20:11] <Calinou> yeah, lapis that could be placed
#2149 [20:11] <Calinou> lapis would finally have more use. :(
#2150 [20:12] <Omega_Guardian> even just making different repeaters could work. like pieces that are a 90 degree turn but click to rotate
#2151 [20:12] <Calinou> lapis torches/repeaters also available. :)
#2152 [20:12] <TJB1> Yeah kinda worthless now
#2153 [20:12] <TJB1> Or even make gold usable for wiring
#2154 [20:12] <Omega_Guardian> new items is nice, but when theres little/no use such a bummer :P
#2155 [20:13] <TJB1> Potions suck
#2156 [20:13] <Calinou> how true
#2157 [20:13] <Calinou> finally someone agreeing with me "shiny eyes"
#2158 [20:13] <Calinou> same as enchants/repairing/parrying
#2159 [20:13] <TJB1> Yeah, I spent 47 on a diamond pick…got efficiency 5
#2160 [20:13] <TJB1> Complete waste of time
#2161 [20:13] <Calinou> http://pastebin.com/HSJTgu3E
#2162 [20:14] <Calinou> this - @ freenode's #minecraft
#2163 [20:14] <Calinou> TJB1: read it
#2164 [20:15] <TJB1> Yeah
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#2166 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> are you kidding?
#2167 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> Repairing is a godsend
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#2169 [20:16] <DopeGhoti> finally, I can do something with all those diamond tools with one pixel of durability left
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#2171 [20:16] <Calinou> well, it adds 150 uses at most
#2172 [20:16] <Calinou> better not bother. haha, good word game
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#2177 [20:16] <TJB1> I like to make the fire resistance powder…you need blaze rod
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#2180 [20:16] <TJB1> Spent all that time making potions and enchantments and they are completely worthless as far as gameplay
#2181 [20:16] <Calinou> yeah
#2182 [20:16] <Calinou> people say splash potions are very useful against players/mobs
#2183 [20:17] <Calinou> they hardly affect them and suck hard.
#2184 [20:17] <TJB1> I hate wasting exp on something stupid.
#2185 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> what else would you use XP on?
#2186 [20:17] <Calinou> also, since beta 1.3 mining is slower in multiplayer - there is a crappy click-mining fix, which is a trick allowing you to mine a bit faster. I said trick, not exploit
#2187 [20:17] <TJB1> They are hard to make some of them too
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#2189 [20:17] <Calinou> I made a mod to remove that fix - I prefer being banned from time to time and mining at SP speed.
#2190 [20:17] <TJB1> Let me pick upgrades
#2191 [20:19] <TJB1> The server I play on we don't attack each other so splash potions really have no use for me
#2192 [20:19] <TheJimNicholson> Anyone else seeing a java.lang.VerifyError after installing modloader?
#2193 [20:19] <Calinou> I don't use modloader
#2194 [20:19] <Calinou> (I have no content mods and see no use for it)
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#2196 [20:20] <TJB1> Way too much redstone on the map for its limited use.
#2197 [20:21] <TJB1> For as rare as Lapis Lazuli is, you would think it would have a better use than dyeing wool
#2198 [20:21] <Calinou> redstone being common is ok
#2199 [20:21] <Calinou> lapis being rare is ok too, however it should have special properties
#2200 [20:21] <Calinou> make it able to be placed on walls, but not redstone
#2201 [20:21] <Omega_Guardian> no way to stack redstone into compressed form is kinda lame though
#2202 [20:21] <Omega_Guardian> then again 99% of peeps wouldn't need much of it
#2203 [20:22] <Calinou> "Redstone and Coal should be able to be made into blocks."
#2204 [20:22] <TJB1> Yep.
#2205 [20:22] <Calinou> "Not a bug /jeb". hate that. -.-
#2206 [20:22] <Calinou> and they will not add those blocks (mojang)
#2207 [20:22] <Calinou> and they will not add those blocks (mojang)
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#2209 [20:22] <TJB1> Links for minecarts.
#2210 [20:23] <TJB1> the end is stupid easy...
#2211 [20:23] <TJB1> Nothing in the nether really...
#2212 [20:23] <Calinou> yeah. :/
#2213 [20:24] <Calinou> copper-tin-silver would be awesome to see in the nether
#2214 [20:24] <Calinou> the end isn't easy
#2215 [20:24] <Calinou> even with a fly mod, it takes lots of time and effort to kill the dragon
#2216 [20:24] <TJB1> Take a bow, break all the crystals and just shoot the dragon
#2217 [20:24] <Calinou> legitimately... it's very hard
#2218 [20:24] <Calinou> you need lots of accuracy
#2219 [20:24] <TJB1> I didnt
#2220 [20:24] <TJB1> I waited until the dragon came to hit me and shot it
#2221 [20:25] <TJB1> Once you shoot it, it flys away
#2222 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> and if it were otherwise, "quack quack The End is too easy quack quack"
#2223 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> there ain't no pleasing everyone.
#2224 [20:25] <TJB1> The hardest part was getting high enough to break the crystals
#2225 [20:25] <Calinou> use cobble :P
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#2227 [20:25] <TJB1> Dragon kept hitting me
#2228 [20:26] <DopeGhoti> potion of flight?
#2229 [20:26] <Calinou> there is no potion of flight
#2230 [20:26] <Calinou> unfortuantely
#2231 [20:26] <Calinou> someone asking about modding MC:
#2232 [20:26] <Calinou> "<DigiDuncan> SO I should go learn Java?
#2233 [20:26] <Calinou> <Calinou> yea."
#2234 [20:26] <TJB1> All the exp I got from the dragon is already gone and the enchanted items have already broke
#2235 [20:27] <TJB1> Egg is just another thing filling my inventory
#2236 [20:27] <Calinou> you can egg in your inventory?
#2237 [20:27] <Calinou> get the egg in your inventory*
#2238 [20:27] <TJB1> Yeah
#2239 [20:27] <TJB1> Dig a block under it and place a torch and then dig the block the egg is on and it will become an item
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#2241 [20:28] <Calinou> ahah, cool. now I'm going, bye, good night
#2242 [20:28] <TJB1> good night
#2243 [20:29] <TJB1> eyes of ender have no use after getting to the end...
#2244 [20:29] <quiggle> Minecraft will not load on my compaq pc running windows 2000 with the newest firefox browser
#2245 [20:29] <TJB1> Do you have all the java updated/installed?
#2246 [20:30] <Boreeas> TJB1: I did it once with a friend in creative mode one a server. Still took us about 15 minutes with bows
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#2248 [20:30] <quiggle> I think so
#2249 [20:30] <Boreeas> Err, scroll fail
#2250 [20:30] <TJB1> Boreeas: it just took time, wasn't really hard…I died more getting the ender pearls to find/activate it
#2251 [20:30] <quiggle> Q
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#2254 [20:43] <TJB1> hmm….
#2255 [20:43] <mib_1or5ex> i need help
#2256 [20:43] <TJB1> I thought there was more than 1 stronghold
#2257 [20:43] <TJB1> with?
#2258 [20:44] <mib_1or5ex> when i start mincraft on download
#2259 [20:44] <mib_1or5ex> it says bad video card
#2260 [20:44] <Omega_Guardian> in world chunks made after I think the first 2-3 patchs with strongholds, far as I know should be popping up occasionally
#2261 [20:45] <TJB1> Your on Windows?
#2262 [20:45] <mib_1or5ex> xp
#2263 [20:45] <mib_1or5ex> yes
#2264 [20:45] <TJB1> Do you have Nvidia?
#2265 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what video card you have?
#2266 [20:46] <mib_1or5ex> i tried to install it but it didnt work and i dont
#2267 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_1or5ex - Could you please give us a dxdiag? It'll show us what video card is installed on your system.
#2268 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_1or5ex win/dxdiag
#2269 [20:46] <VoxelHead> mib_1or5ex: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2270 [20:46] <VoxelHead> mib_1or5ex: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2271 [20:46] <TJB1> If you have Nvidia, go here and try to get the latest driver. - http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
#2272 [20:46] <TJB1> I would recommend option 2.
#2273 [20:47] <mib_1or5ex> whats option 2
#2274 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> Don't assume somebody has an nvidia card. They may also have ATI, or intel, or an SIS, or one of many other card brands
#2275 [20:47] <mib_1or5ex> i have intel
#2276 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_1or5ex - Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#2277 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> Or not
#2278 [20:49] <TJB1> I said if he had Nvidia :)
#2279 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> The majority of people that pass through here don't know what a video card is..
#2280 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> Much less who makes their particular card
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#2282 [20:52] <qw2100> ?/join #mchatter
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#2288 [21:05] <dankonen> Hello! I'm having huge trouble with very frequent crashes ever since patch 1.0 I tried to read the help section but it isn't much help :P
#2289 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Got any error reports?
#2290 [21:06] <dankonen> Reinstalled the game and updated my Java client
#2291 [21:06] <dankonen> loads of em.
#2292 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Please post one of them to pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL?
#2293 [21:07] <dankonen> sure thing!
#2294 [21:07] <dankonen> Oh and thanks for helping me out!! :D
#2295 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Don't thank me yet, let's figure this one out first.
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#2297 [21:08] <dankonen> http://pastebin.com/iw5XNHtf
#2298 [21:08] <dankonen> There we go
#2299 [21:08] <dankonen> The time is allready appreciated ;)
#2300 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> Looks like your nvidia video drivers are to blame. Do you know how to update them?
#2301 [21:09] <dankonen> yup
#2302 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> Please download the latest from nvidia.com
#2303 [21:09] <dankonen> Thought it does that with windows update... :/
#2304 [21:09] <dankonen> Appearantly not...
#2305 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> windows update will never give you the latest video drivers
#2306 [21:09] <dankonen> ah!
#2307 [21:09] <TJB1> http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
#2308 [21:09] <dankonen> So updating my video drivers should solve my problem?
#2309 [21:09] <TJB1> I get to post it now :)
#2310 [21:09] * GreyVulpine nods
#2310 [21:10] <dankonen> Awesomecookie!
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#2312 [21:10] <dankonen> Thanks again!
#2313 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> G'luck
#2314 [21:10] <dankonen> Thanks (again and again) XD
#2315 [21:11] <mib_5ecyf8> we payed for the game and dont know how to get into it
#2316 [21:11] <TJB1> I downloaded one for my desktop, was installing it…then it told me no applicable driver could be found. lol
#2317 [21:12] <mib_5ecyf8> need help getting into the game
#2318 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ecyf8 - Did you download the launcher from minecraft.net/download?
#2319 [21:13] <mib_5ecyf8> i dont know.my grandson was doing it
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#2321 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Alright, well, after you purchase a minecraft account, you can download the game from www.minecraft.net/download
#2322 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Run the launcher, log in, and you should be able to play minecraft.
#2323 [21:15] <mib_5ecyf8> tyvm
#2324 [21:16] * dankonen raises hand
#2324 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#2325 [21:16] <dankonen> Is it okay to help people out even though your not officially part of the crew or would that make the chat messy=
#2326 [21:16] <dankonen> ?
#2327 [21:17] <DopeGhoti> Volunteers are always welcome.
#2328 [21:17] <dankonen> your= You're
#2329 [21:17] <dankonen> Awesome!
#2330 [21:17] <dankonen> I'll check in every once in a while see if I can chip in :)
#2331 [21:17] <TJB1> I can help on Mac 10.7 :)
#2332 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> We can use all the mac help we can get.
#2333 [21:18] <dankonen> Hehe I remember when I had to reboot a computer to install drivers.
#2334 [21:18] <TJB1> Heres what I can tell you about drivers, if apple hasn't approved it…you can't download it :P
#2335 [21:19] <dankonen> I mean really reboot... it would say: "press the off switch on your computer to reboot"
#2336 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Don't think we've had any problems with drivers on Apple.
#2337 [21:19] <TJB1> They are pretty stable, just my MBP runs really hot.
#2338 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Plenty of times when Java's at fault, and you can't simply just uninstall and reinstall on Macs.
#2339 [21:20] <dankonen> Probably a lot of linux problems...
#2340 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> A few.
#2341 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Majority of users come here with Windows and MacOS problems.
#2342 [21:24] <langkid1> BitTorrent has a "Plus" version now, just a matter of time before people start pirating the thing they use to pirate with
#2343 [21:25] <DopeGhoti> BitTorrent is a _protocol_
#2344 [21:25] <DopeGhoti> you can't pirate a protocol.
#2345 [21:26] <dankonen> Peer2Peer is the protocol I think...
#2346 [21:26] <dankonen> I might be thinking weird here...
#2347 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Erm..
#2348 [21:26] <langkid1> DopeGhoti, there's also a program called BitTorrent
#2349 [21:27] <dankonen> BitTorrent is a program that is used to convert torrents into a peer2peer based network through multiple servers.
#2350 [21:27] <langkid1> no not through servers
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#2352 [21:28] <dankonen> Than who keeps track of all the peers ;)
#2353 [21:28] <langkid1> the torrent system works by getting a list of users from a tracker, then the client connects to the users and starts downloading
#2354 [21:28] <langkid1> the tracker
#2355 [21:28] <DopeGhoti> No, BitTorrent is a progrem which implements the BitTorrent protocol to establish a peer-to-peer (which is a paradigm, not a protocol) file transfer network.
#2356 [21:28] <langkid1> but the files themselves don't get sent through the server
#2357 [21:28] <langkid1> DopeGhoti, yes, and now there's a "BitTorrent Plus" it costs money
#2358 [21:29] <dankonen> Meh leave me at php and I'll be happy!
#2359 [21:29] <langkid1> geez, download speeds 5x faster on the torrent than direct download (humble bundle #4 legal torrent)
#2360 [21:29] <dankonen> SQL php html css VBA those are my homes...
#2361 [21:29] <langkid1> dankonen, why you no mention JAVA
#2362 [21:29] <langkid1> that stuff useless without JAVA
#2363 [21:30] <dankonen> Not really... I build databases for small to medium sized companies... don't need java for that.
#2364 [21:31] <dankonen> 9/10 times I only use sql php and html... sometimes for forms or bills a little css and VBA.
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#2367 [21:33] <dankonen> Besides I'm old school when it comes to programming. I like structure and discipline in my code. Java can get a bit messy when it comes to coding from what I understand...
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#2369 [21:34] <dankonen> But that's just me...
#2370 [21:34] <dankonen> oh and by the way...
#2371 [21:34] <dankonen> Works like a charm!
#2372 [21:34] <dankonen> Still gonna test it tomorrow if you don't mind ;)
#2373 [21:36] <TJB1> Does anyone play on the prison server?
#2374 [21:37] <langkid1> TJB1, this isn't #smp
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#2376 [21:41] <dankonen> anyways I oughta catch some sleep
#2377 [21:41] <dankonen> ciall lata
#2378 [21:42] <TJB1> GreyVulpine: Do you know how to install optifine?
#2379 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, mods is one thing I don't do.
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#2386 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> TJB1: follow the instructions. i havent used optifine in awhile but i think its mostly 'drop everything from the zip into the jar'
#2387 [22:09] <TJB1> Yeah I got it
#2388 [22:09] <TJB1> That prison map is weird...
#2389 [22:09] <TJB1> Sorry, server...
#2390 [22:10] <TJB1> Everyone has different color chat and everything
#2391 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> TJB1: thats server mods.
#2392 [22:11] <TJB1> When you go from a server with no mods to that...wow.
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#2395 [22:17] <jasper> won't work free version frezes computer it's old what do i do
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#2398 [22:18] <jasper> any ideas anybodys advice will help
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#2401 [22:23] <YoYoYoDude> Help
#2402 [22:23] <DopeGhoti> With?
#2403 [22:23] <mib_reyys2> my minecraft wont connect to minecraft server
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#2405 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> What server would that be?
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#2407 [22:31] <leaper> i cant buy minecraft
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#2410 [22:32] <Zeebra> ummm....hello to anyone who is here i guess? If there IS anyone here i have a question i need help with....
#2411 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Ask away
#2412 [22:32] <TJB1> Shoot.
#2413 [22:32] <leaper> im here to
#2414 [22:32] <leaper> lol
#2415 [22:33] <Zeebra> When i try to log into my minecraft game it keeps telling me that it "Can't connect to minecraft.net" and tells me to either play offline or try again (which doesnt work)
#2416 [22:33] <Zeebra> any suggestions? :D
#2417 [22:34] <Zeebra> i haven't played in a long time so i'm not sure if an update got corrupted or something...should i try re-downloading it perhaps?
#2418 [22:34] <DopeGhoti> Are you able to go to www.minecraft.net?
#2419 [22:34] <DopeGhoti> (don't try logging in there, that's kinda broken at the moment)
#2420 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> If you haven't downloaded the launcher since 1.8 beta, I'd recommend redownloading it
#2421 [22:34] <leaper> I put my card info in to buy minecraft and it tells my card not accepted but the the minecraft page says thanks for purchasing minecraft so i dont know if i paid or not lol
#2422 [22:34] <Zeebra> yes i am able to log in the website
#2423 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> leaper - You haven't. The second page always returns a success message
#2424 [22:35] <DopeGhoti> leaper: call the phone number on the back of your CC and ask.
#2425 [22:35] <leaper> okay thank you any reason why?
#2426 [22:35] <leaper> it is a visa
#2427 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Prepaid?
#2428 [22:36] <Zeebra> is there a way to "uninstall' minecraft or should i just go onto the site and download it again while the other one is still on my computer?
#2429 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Zeebra - What operating system?
#2430 [22:36] <leaper> no credit union bank card
#2431 [22:36] <DopeGhoti> ??> Zeebra win/reinst
#2432 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Zeebra: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2433 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Zeebra: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2434 [22:36] <DopeGhoti> only delete it all (:
#2435 [22:36] <Zeebra> lol windows vista i'm afraid
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#2437 [22:37] <Zeebra> ok so i just need to delete EVERYTHING in the folder Except for the one titled 'saves'? correct?
#2438 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2439 [22:38] <Zeebra> delete bin, resources, stats, texturepacks, lastlogin and options.txt?
#2440 [22:38] <DopeGhoti> Yep. Deleting the files is the "uninstall" process.
#2441 [22:38] <Zeebra> mmkay here goes D: *one of those people who is afraid to delete things*
#2442 [22:39] <Zeebra> ok and now i just try to run minecraft again?
#2443 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Remember to delete and redownload the launcher too.
#2444 [22:39] <Zeebra> from the website? wheres the launcher?
#2445 [22:40] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/client
#2446 [22:40] <VoxelHead> win/client: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#2447 [22:41] <Zeebra> :D :D :D You people are Wonderful!!!
#2448 [22:42] <Zeebra> thank you guys so much!!!!
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#2450 [22:43] <leaper> visa bills from the unitid kingdom and cards from credit union atomatically reject things being bill from outside of the united states wow have to wait till tomorrow for my bank to open to get them to unlock my csrd sucks
#2451 [22:43] * |Kiikun| watches notch's LD...
#2451 [22:43] * |Kiikun| recognizes Eclipse...
#2451 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;;
#2452 [22:46] <Chris> ??< fubar/hamachi
#2453 [22:48] <TJB1> ??
#2454 [22:50] <|Kiikun|> TJB1: what you ??ing about?
#2455 [22:50] * mib_k966sm [mib_k966sm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2456 [22:50] <TJB1> nothing.
#2457 [22:51] <mib_k966sm> how do you set up a server?
#2458 [22:51] <Wug> doooop
#2459 [22:51] <Wug> mib_k966sm: its hard
#2460 [22:51] <TJB1> Well you can buy one or host your own
#2461 [22:51] <TJB1> Either way, its pretty hard.
#2462 [22:51] <|Kiikun|> ?? smp/serversetup
#2463 [22:51] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: Lots of information here:
#2464 [22:51] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2465 [22:51] <|Kiikun|> thats also asuming your internet connection isnt made of suck and fail
#2466 [22:52] <TJB1> If you are gonna host your own, you need a decent computer too
#2467 [22:52] * GreyVulpine prods Wug
#2467 [22:52] * Wug is prod'd
#2467 [22:52] * |Kiikun| hands GreyVulpine a Wuggus Prod.
#2467 [22:53] * Wug sets it to 'maths'
#2467 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> That RIT MC admin wanted to pass along a message to you saying that the server was being restarted
#2468 [22:53] <Wug> wonderful
#2469 [22:53] <Wug> I'm still probably not going back
#2470 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I've told him I haven't talked to you since.
#2471 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Also, we've been getting a particular mibbit that you've helped before, come back for more help. Seems he's having lwjgl download issues, but insists he's only using windows firewall and MSE.
#2472 [22:54] <TJB1> How long does it take minecraftforum to approve a post
#2473 [22:54] * GreyVulpine shrugs and hasn't used minecraftforum in many many months
#2473 [22:54] <Wug> TJB1: that would be a question for #minecraftforums
#2474 [22:55] <Wug> I had an away message from frogmella
#2475 [22:55] <Wug> that sounds like a mibbit name
#2476 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#2477 [22:56] <|Kiikun|> it is
#2478 [22:59] <Wug> well it would be a lie to say I remember how i fixed it last time
#2479 [23:00] <Wug> I'd check for relevant knowledge and install avast or something and see if a scan shows anything
#2480 [23:01] <Wug> if that fails you can manually download the jar and lwjgl files
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#2482 [23:02] <Wug> also
#2483 [23:02] <Wug> wugbot has a command ;mcjar
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#2485 [23:02] <Wug> which provides the download location of the actual game jar
#2486 [23:03] <Wug> replies via pm and is privileged, so only those I've given an actual raised userlevel will be able to use it
#2487 [23:03] <|Kiikun|> aws :P
#2488 [23:03] <Wug> which means some people who can use ;kick wont be able to
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#2490 [23:07] * Kealper is listening to his vinyl copy of Beethoven's Last Night by TSO that he purchased tat hte TSO concert
#2490 [23:08] <Wug> Kealper: you arent one of dem audiophiles are you
#2491 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> Deny Everything!
#2492 [23:08] * Kealper denies that
#2492 [23:08] <Wug> i might have to pick on you
#2493 [23:08] <Kealper> idk, i like that album and it was $20... so i was like hell, why not
#2494 [23:10] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;; PHANTOM MUSIC!!!
#2495 [23:10] * |Kiikun| stabs speakers
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#2496 [23:14] <flabbergaster> im playing minecraft 1.0 and have a premium account, my problem is i have all the materials to craft a enchanting table however it will not let me after attempting to do so,, am i doing something wrong or missing something please help
#2497 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> screenshot what you're putting into the crafting table?
#2498 [23:15] <flabbergaster> 4 obisdian 2 dimonds and 1book
#2499 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> flabbergaster: bottom row is obsidian, middle row is diamonds on sides and obsidian in middle, top is single book in middle. screenshow
#2500 [23:15] <flabbergaster> just as it shows in guide but it wont make the table or even show option
#2501 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> *screenshot woudl let us confirm your doign it right as well :P
#2502 [23:16] <Wug> stick it on imgur.com
#2503 [23:17] <flabbergaster> brb';
#2504 [23:17] <Wug> people y u no use tabs
#2505 [23:17] <Wug> ;y people no use tabs
#2506 [23:17] <WugBot> people y u no use tabs ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#2507 [23:17] <|Kiikun|> because mibbits are dumb and have not learned the fine art of browser tabs?
#2508 [23:18] <Wug> more like the fine art of computer
#2509 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> and the prior art of multiple browser windows.
#2510 [23:18] <Kealper> wow.... records sound amazing lol... nothing like those old worn-out ones i've always heard o.o
#2511 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> Kealper: thats because the one you have hasnt has its peaks rounded off yet
#2512 [23:19] * Wug mercilessly picks on kealper
#2512 [23:19] <|Kiikun|> also probably made better
#2513 [23:19] <Kealper> this is its first time playing \o/
#2514 [23:19] <Wug> and its quality will degrade with each playback
#2515 [23:19] <Wug> :o
#2516 [23:19] <Kealper> indeed
#2517 [23:20] <Wug> you should rip it quick while its still good
#2518 [23:20] <Kealper> also... TIL my mom's old record player has a diamond-tip needle
#2519 [23:20] <Kealper> yeah, i'm going to as soon as i can ghetto-botch a way to get the record player's output going directly to my sound card's mic
#2520 [23:20] <Kealper> mic input*
#2521 [23:20] <DopeGhoti> nonono
#2522 [23:21] <DopeGhoti> don't use the mic input
#2523 [23:21] <Wug> that will probably sound terrible
#2524 [23:21] <DopeGhoti> use the *line* input
#2525 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> use the spdif if you can :P
#2526 [23:21] <Wug> or just download a rip
#2527 [23:21] <Kealper> i will if i can find an amplifier for it that will work lol
#2528 [23:21] <DopeGhoti> From a record player? SPDIF?
#2529 [23:21] <Kealper> ^
#2530 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> Wug: *cough*
#2531 [23:21] <DopeGhoti> Do you realize how ridiculous that is?
#2532 [23:21] <Wug> use the hdmi
#2533 [23:21] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: YUP!
#2534 [23:21] * Wug rofls
#2534 [23:22] * GreyVulpine thwaps |Kiikun| over the head
#2534 [23:22] <|Kiikun|> :D
#2535 [23:22] <Wug> grab a rca -> hdmi upscaler
#2536 [23:22] <DopeGhoti> *snrk*
#2537 [23:22] <Wug> monster sells them for $1400/ft
#2538 [23:22] <DopeGhoti> Seriously, though: use the line in.
#2539 [23:22] <Kealper> meh, i'll burn that bridge when i cross it lol
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#2542 [23:33] <kashyap> any1 here to help?
#2543 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Only the undead.
#2544 [23:34] <kashyap> my mindcraft has someting saying fatal error (4) when im installing how i fiz?
#2545 [23:34] <kashyap> fix*
#2546 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> What does the full error say?
#2547 [23:35] <kashyap> it says fatal error occured (4) : failed to download lwjgl.jar retrieving lwjgl.jar 18% @ 437.41 KB/sec
#2548 [23:36] <kashyap> wait let me retype it didnt send for some reason
#2549 [23:36] <kashyap> w
#2550 [23:36] <kashyap> its not letting me speak
#2551 [23:36] <kashyap> its not letting me speak
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