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#2 [00:03] <benyx> Hi i just buy the game.. but when i try to play offline on a private server.. the server detect with a username Player
#3 [00:04] <Wug> :user? > benyx
#4 [00:04] <WugBot> benyx: (user?) What is your minecraft username?
#5 [00:04] <benyx> benyx31
#6 [00:04] <Wug> !pain benyx31
#7 [00:04] <Wug> ...
#8 [00:05] <Wug> AuBot: doop
#9 [00:05] <Wug> Kealper: aubot is derped
#10 [00:05] <Kealper> you typed !paid
#11 [00:05] <Kealper> derp
#12 [00:05] <Kealper> !pain*
#13 [00:05] <Wug> rthdtyjfkyu
#14 [00:05] <Wug> !paid benyx31
#15 [00:06] <benyx> yup paid!
#16 [00:06] <Wug> benyx: thats normal, if you want to use your username, login
#17 [00:06] <Wug> it wont show up in offline mode
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#19 [00:07] <benyx> but.. the server is down now?
#20 [00:08] * TheBadShepperd [TheBadShepperd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#21 [00:09] <Wug> the login server you mean?
#22 [00:10] <Sawrge> I'm not sure if anyone can help with this, but I can't log in to minecraft.net. Trying with my username says that I have the wrong user/password. Using my e-mail redirects me to minecraft.net after a lot of lag except the log in and profile links are broken. Just to confirm my account wasn't deleted or anything, I signed in fine to the client and got my username from the forgot username email. Upon trying fo
#23 [00:10] <Grim_Reaper> What is your username Sawrge
#24 [00:10] <Wug> if you signed in with the client you're still fine
#25 [00:10] <Sawrge> Sawrge.
#26 [00:10] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#27 [00:11] <benyx> Wug, yes..
#28 [00:11] <Wug> !paid Sawrge
#29 [00:11] <meowtech> Is this where I complain
#30 [00:11] <Wug> though
#31 [00:11] <meowtech> When is the new system getting fixed to work with haspaid.jsp
#32 [00:11] <Sawrge> Um, I did pay.
#33 [00:11] <Wug> meowtech: we'd rather you didnt
#34 [00:11] <Grim_Reaper> No idea meowtech
#35 [00:11] <meowtech> Because I'm getting "_ isn't premium" alerts everywhere
#36 [00:11] <Wug> Sawrge: call your bank and ask them about it
#37 [00:11] <Sawrge> I sent me the "Forgot Username" email and it says (Premium)
#38 [00:12] <Sawrge> And I can get in the client, go online, use skins etc.
#39 [00:12] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#40 [00:12] <Sawrge> I just can't log into Minecraft.net at all.
#41 [00:12] <Wug> Sawrge: youre sure its not another username?
#42 [00:12] <Sawrge> Certain.
#43 [00:12] <Grim_Reaper> Odd
#44 [00:12] <Sawrge> I double-checked the client because it's all saved and the like.
#45 [00:12] <meowtech> So which idiot broke haspaid?
#46 [00:12] <Wug> Sawrge: log into s.nerd.nu please
#47 [00:12] <Wug> meowtech: haspaid works fine
#48 [00:12] <meowtech> !paid mbaxter
#49 [00:12] <Wug> !paid GreyVulpine
#50 [00:12] <meowtech> that's a paid account
#51 [00:13] <Wug> !paid GreyVulpine
#52 [00:13] <meowtech> !paid niwith
#53 [00:13] <meowtech> that's a paid account
#54 [00:13] <Sawrge> Just did.
#55 [00:13] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Wug
#56 [00:13] <Wug> are these your acconts?
#57 [00:13] <Grim_Reaper> GASP!
#58 [00:13] <meowtech> no
#59 [00:13] <meowtech> those are users on my online mode server
#60 [00:13] <Wug> then maybe it is broken
#61 [00:13] * CrusaderDeleters [CrusaderDeleters@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#62 [00:13] <meowtech> theres a new login server or something
#63 [00:13] <Wug> no idea
#64 [00:13] <meowtech> users that migrate to it show up as nonpremium
#65 [00:13] <benyx> why i cannot play online.. when http://isminecraftdown.net/ say that all server are up?
#66 [00:14] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Grimster101
#67 [00:14] <Wug> meowtech: have them close minecraft and log in again and try again
#68 [00:14] <meowtech> its not that lol
#69 [00:14] <meowtech> there's a new server that you can change to
#70 [00:14] <meowtech> and it acts as if you haven't paid to haspaid.jsp when you have
#71 [00:15] <Wug> "a new server"?
#72 [00:15] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#73 [00:15] <Grim_Reaper> Sounds... like a yar har fiddle dee dee case to me o_O
#74 [00:15] <Wug> this sounds like ^
#75 [00:15] <Sawrge> If it helps at all, I just bought Cobalt and I had to verify my email and stuff.
#76 [00:15] <Wug> !paid cobalt
#77 [00:15] <Sawrge> could that be messing with it?
#78 [00:15] <Wug> uhh
#79 [00:16] <Kealper> derp
#80 [00:16] <Kealper> Cobalt = game
#81 [00:16] <Wug> hurr\
#82 [00:16] <Grim_Reaper> Lol wug..
#83 [00:16] <Wug> Sawrge: I have no idea
#84 [00:16] <benyx> !paid benyx
#85 [00:16] <benyx> !paid benyx31
#86 [00:16] <Kealper> he's probably talking about the centralized "Mojang" account instead of a "Minecraft" account
#87 [00:16] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah
#88 [00:16] <Grim_Reaper> Dont think that exists yet does it?
#89 [00:16] <Grim_Reaper> Isn't it still being worked on
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#91 [00:17] <Sawrge> The problem is that my Sawrge account seems gone to the website.
#92 [00:17] <benyx> !paid benyx31
#93 [00:17] <Sawrge> It acts as though there is no account.
#94 [00:17] <meowtech> so yes wug
#95 [00:17] <meowtech> https://account.mojang.com/
#96 [00:18] <meowtech> if you flick the switch there
#97 [00:18] <meowtech> you'll be "nonpremium"
#98 [00:18] <meowtech> !paid jamietech
#99 [00:18] <Grim_Reaper> Cant you not maybe.. flick back then?
#100 [00:18] <meowtech> !paid jamietech
#101 [00:18] <meowtech> ya
#102 [00:18] <meowtech> explain dat
#103 [00:19] <meowtech> EXPLAIN DAT
#104 [00:19] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#105 [00:19] <Grim_Reaper> Now that IS interesting
#106 [00:19] <benyx> why my friend can login on minecraft.. and i can't?
#107 [00:19] <meowtech> thats probably why Sawrge is showing up as unpaid
#108 [00:19] <Grim_Reaper> Guess it aint linked yet then
#109 [00:19] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah
#110 [00:19] <meowtech> because he bought cobalt
#111 [00:19] <meowtech> which would use that
#112 [00:19] <Grim_Reaper> Sawrge go to https://account.mojang.com/ and see if you can use the non global account setting
#113 [00:20] <Grim_Reaper> Also nice find meowtech
#114 [00:20] <meowtech> ya
#115 [00:20] <Sawrge> how do i do that
#116 [00:20] <meowtech> Wug: I TOLD YOU SO
#117 [00:20] <Sawrge> Settings is just all the info I put in.
#118 [00:21] <Sawrge> the rest is a picture of minecraft
#119 [00:21] * mib_ahs9ax [mib_ahs9ax@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#120 [00:21] <Wug> I'll try to tell mojang about it
#121 [00:21] <meowtech> i will too lol
#122 [00:21] <meowtech> bc its annoying as fuck
#123 [00:21] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#124 [00:22] <Sawrge> so where's the non global account thing then?
#125 [00:22] <mib_ahs9ax> what does a bad video driver mean
#126 [00:22] <meowtech> that you have a bad video driver
#127 [00:22] <Grim_Reaper> https://account.mojang.com/ somewhere there. I would tell you exactly but I haven't dabbled there
#128 [00:23] <Grim_Reaper> mib_ahs9ax it means your graphics card driver software is outdated or something
#129 [00:23] <Sawrge> So far I just see the picture and then my name, email, etc.
#130 [00:23] <Wug> :dx > mib_ahs9ax
#131 [00:23] <WugBot> mib_ahs9ax: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#132 [00:23] <WugBot> mib_ahs9ax: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#133 [00:23] <mib_ahs9ax> i got a real computer expert to update everything and it didnt work
#134 [00:24] <Wug> can you follow those instructions
#135 [00:24] <Grim_Reaper> Follow the instructions from WugBot and we'll see if we can find something
#136 [00:25] <mib_ahs9ax> what are the Win+R keys
#137 [00:26] <Wug> :win/key
#138 [00:26] <WugBot> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#139 [00:27] <Grim_Reaper> Or mib_ahs9ax if you're running windows vista/7 you can click start > and in the search area type dxdiag and press enter.| If you're running xp you can click start > click run> type in dxdiag and press enter
#140 [00:28] <mib_ahs9ax> its loading
#141 [00:28] <Sawrge> Meowtech, are you still there?
#142 [00:28] <meowtech> hi
#143 [00:28] <Sawrge> where do I find the thing to switch my global account setting?
#144 [00:29] <meowtech> to... what...
#145 [00:29] <Sawrge> on the website
#146 [00:29] <Sawrge> https://account.mojang.com/
#147 [00:29] <meowtech> i dont know what a global account setting is lol
#148 [00:29] <Grim_Reaper> meowtech that is for Sawrge not you :p
#149 [00:29] <Sawrge> oh wait that was grim_reaper
#150 [00:29] <Sawrge> sorry
#151 [00:29] <Sawrge> my mistake
#152 [00:29] <meowtech> Sawrge: what error are you getting when you try to login to Minecraf
#153 [00:29] <meowtech> t
#154 [00:30] <Sawrge> on the site, if I use my account name it doesn't recognize it.
#155 [00:30] <meowtech> lol
#156 [00:30] <meowtech> gonna see if it does it to me too
#157 [00:30] <Sawrge> If I sign in with my e-mail it takes me back as if I haven't logged in, but I can't access the login page or progile page.
#158 [00:30] <meowtech> since im on the new account thing
#159 [00:30] <meowtech> ya
#160 [00:30] <meowtech> i get unknown username too
#161 [00:31] <meowtech> pester mojang directly via email
#162 [00:31] <mib_ahs9ax> i couldnt find the link
#163 [00:31] <meowtech> that their accounts.mojang.com breaks minecraft.net login
#164 [00:32] <Sawrge> what email do i send it to?
#165 [00:32] <meowtech> im trying to find the contact link on the site lol
#166 [00:32] <Sawrge> yeah i was looking for it
#167 [00:33] <Sawrge> then i just saw this and said what the heck maybe they can help
#168 [00:33] <meowtech> these people are idiots
#169 [00:33] <meowtech> to put it simply
#170 [00:33] <Sawrge> this chat?
#171 [00:33] <meowtech> no
#172 [00:33] <meowtech> mojang
#173 [00:33] <Sawrge> oh
#174 [00:33] <meowtech> I think you have to make a new account to login with
#175 [00:34] <meowtech> to be able to get the contact link
#176 [00:34] <Sawrge> great
#177 [00:34] <meowtech> ya
#178 [00:34] <mib_ahs9ax> where mugbot
#179 [00:34] <Sawrge> oh well.
#180 [00:34] <meowtech> cool
#181 [00:34] <meowtech> register takes me to login link
#182 [00:34] <Sawrge> hopefully they'll have it fixed some time next week
#183 [00:35] <Wug> wt
#184 [00:35] <Wug> f
#185 [00:35] <meowtech> woo!
#186 [00:35] <meowtech> so i can't register or logon!
#187 [00:35] <meowtech> Mojang so great!
#188 [00:36] <Sawrge> Did you sign in with your email?
#189 [00:36] <meowtech> I can't
#190 [00:36] <meowtech> it just hangs
#191 [00:36] <Sawrge> oh
#192 [00:36] <Sawrge> for me it takes me back to the homepage
#193 [00:36] <Sawrge> just a bunch of links are borken
#194 [00:36] <Sawrge> like log in or profile
#195 [00:36] <meowtech> if you go to /register
#196 [00:37] <meowtech> does it take you straight to /login
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#198 [00:37] <Sawrge> one sec
#199 [00:37] <pudgetta> what does it mean to have a bad video driver
#200 [00:37] <meowtech> Wug fix it :[
#201 [00:37] <Wug> meowtech: I'm not mojang staff, nobody here is
#202 [00:38] <meowtech> Who do I email :3
#203 [00:38] <meowtech> notch will do nothing lol
#204 [00:38] <meowtech> mollstam is on holiday
#205 [00:38] <Wug> it would be best if you dont email, they'll just back up account issues
#206 [00:38] <Wug> we'll make sure they find out
#207 [00:38] <meowtech> they'll just what...
#208 [00:38] <Wug> they visit frequently
#209 [00:38] <Wug> meowtech: theyll compete with emails about account issues for traffic
#210 [00:38] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#211 [00:38] <pudgetta> what does it mean to have a bad video driver
#212 [00:39] <Wug> pudgetta: it means you need to update your graphics drivers
#213 [00:39] <Grim_Reaper> You either have outdated software for your graphics card drivers
#214 [00:39] <pudgetta> help me wug
#215 [00:39] <Grim_Reaper> ??> pudgetta win/dxdiag
#216 [00:39] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#217 [00:39] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#218 [00:39] <Sawrge> meow: yeah, i cant get to register at all now.
#219 [00:39] <Wug> pudgetta: you were here a minute ago. I never got your dxdiag
#220 [00:40] <Wug> Sawrge: on minecraft.net?
#221 [00:40] <Sawrge> yes.
#222 [00:40] <meowtech> Wug: he bought cobalt
#223 [00:40] <Sawrge> after trying to sign in with my email
#224 [00:40] <meowtech> which uses account.mojang
#225 [00:40] <meowtech> so he can't login
#226 [00:40] <meowtech> and is marked as unpaid
#227 [00:40] <meowtech> like me
#228 [00:40] <Sawrge> because i merged my accounts
#229 [00:40] <Wug> Sawrge: clear your cookies
#230 [00:40] <meowtech> no wug lol
#231 [00:40] <meowtech> you *can't* login
#232 [00:40] <Wug> I can still get to the register page
#233 [00:40] <meowtech> until they fix it
#234 [00:41] <Sawrge> I tried completely clearing my cookies for minecraft.net twice.
#235 [00:41] <Wug> and you cant get to the register page at all?
#236 [00:41] <Sawrge> Seems like a problem with some of the mojang accounts
#237 [00:41] <meowtech> no
#238 [00:41] <Sawrge> oh
#239 [00:41] <Sawrge> no i just cant log in
#240 [00:41] <meowtech> Sawrge: you have to wait until they fix it :P
#241 [00:41] <Wug> bleh
#242 [00:41] <Sawrge> if i try to log in i cant get to the register page
#243 [00:42] <meowtech> wug until it's fixed
#244 [00:42] <meowtech> we can't login to minecraft.net
#245 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> No one can log in at minecraft.net new
#246 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> This is a known issue
#247 [00:42] <meowtech> good time for a holiday mollstam
#248 [00:42] * Frag|Nickbuc [Frag|Nickbuc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#249 [00:42] <pudgetta> wug what uis the irc channel
#250 [00:42] <Sawrge> oh
#251 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> Logging into account.mojang.com; Minecraft itself; and Cobalt all wrok.
#252 [00:42] <Frag|Nickbuc> hey guys
#253 [00:42] <Frag|Nickbuc> can i get some help?
#254 [00:42] <Sawrge> but not minecraft.net
#255 [00:42] <Grim_Reaper> Mollstam <3
#256 [00:42] <Wug> pudgetta: thats this
#257 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> Sawrge: correcT: not the website itself.
#258 [00:42] <Frag|Nickbuc> I need help making a minecraf tplugin
#259 [00:42] <pudgetta> ok
#260 [00:42] <Sawrge> bluh, so much for my christmas skin.
#261 [00:43] <meowtech> DopeGhoti: i got into minecraft.net before i merged my account
#262 [00:43] <meowtech> like
#263 [00:43] <meowtech> 10 minutes ago
#264 [00:43] <DopeGhoti> meowtech: indeed, all merged accounts are the ones that cannot log into mc.net
#265 [00:43] <DopeGhoti> this is a known issue.
#266 [00:43] <meowtech> you just said noone can login
#267 [00:43] <meowtech> ._.
#268 [00:43] <Wug> stop bandying words
#269 [00:43] <DopeGhoti> no one who has merged/migrated their accounts.
#270 [00:43] <DopeGhoti> I sit corrected.
#271 [00:43] <meowtech> wug, 15:41.53 (@DopeGhoti) No one can log in at minecraft.net new
#272 [00:44] <Wug> meowtech: yes I know thats what he said
#273 [00:44] <pudgetta> Wug http://pastebin.com/jju7wkuJ
#274 [00:44] <meowtech> so im not "bandying" words
#275 [00:44] <Wug> pudgetta: you might be out of luck
#276 [00:44] <Wug> meowtech: you
#277 [00:44] <Wug> you're arguing over the wording of something
#278 [00:44] <Wug> thats "bandying words"
#279 [00:45] <pudgetta> Wug what do i do now
#280 [00:45] <Wug> pudgetta: you might be out of luck
#281 [00:45] <DopeGhoti> bandying (v): To pass on or discuss in a casual way
#282 [00:45] <pudgetta> y
#283 [00:45] <DopeGhoti> I don't think that means what you think it means.
#284 [00:45] <pudgetta> Wug y
#285 [00:46] <DopeGhoti> Anywho, meowtech was accurate and I have amended my statement.
#286 [00:46] <DopeGhoti> Can we move on now? (:
#287 [00:46] <meowtech> this channel
#288 [00:46] <Grim_Reaper> Yes you may move on DopeGhoti
#289 [00:46] <Grim_Reaper> But first
#290 [00:46] <Grim_Reaper> You give meowtech a cookie!
#291 [00:46] <Wug> pudgetta: you have a really old graphics chip, and one that has been known to not work
#292 [00:46] <meowtech> Grim_Reaper: your enter key is not punctuation
#293 [00:46] <Wug> try this driver though: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&keyword=%22Intel+82915G%2f82910GL+Express+Chipset+Family%22&lang=eng
#294 [00:46] <Grim_Reaper> What meowtech o.o?
#295 [00:46] <DopeGhoti> Vox, make meowtech an oatmeal rasin cookie
#296 [00:46] <meowtech> The bot will mute you
#297 [00:46] * VoxelHead lovingly crafts an oatmeal rasin cookie out of wanna for meowtech
#297 [00:47] <Grim_Reaper> It's ok meowtech. :3
#298 [00:47] <meowtech> out of... wanna... ?
#299 [00:47] <Wug> ... what is wanna
#300 [00:47] <DopeGhoti> Vox, what is wanna?
#301 [00:47] <DopeGhoti> Vox, what is wanna?
#302 [00:47] * Frag|Nickbuc [Frag|Nickbuc@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#303 [00:47] <VoxelHead> cold
#304 [00:47] <meowtech> so i have a cookie made of cold
#305 [00:47] <meowtech> i hate you all too <3
#306 [00:47] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#307 [00:47] <Wug> D: I dont want cold cookies
#308 [00:47] <Grim_Reaper> :(
#309 [00:47] * Grim_Reaper gives wug warm freshly baked cookies
#309 [00:48] <Wug> :D
#310 [00:48] <VoxelHead> =D
#311 [00:48] * Wug lovingly consumes them
#311 [00:48] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#312 [00:49] <pudgetta> now will it work wug
#313 [00:49] <meowtech> poor sawrge
#314 [00:50] <Grim_Reaper> AFK wanna lay down
#315 [00:50] <pudgetta> hello wug
#316 [00:50] <Wug> pudgetta: maybe
#317 [00:50] <meowtech> Grim_Reaper: pix
#318 [00:50] <Wug> try it again
#319 [00:50] <pudgetta> ok
#320 [00:51] <pudgetta> nope didnt work
#321 [00:52] <pudgetta> wug i dont think i downloaded it right
#322 [00:53] <pudgetta> hello Wug
#323 [00:54] <Wug> pudgetta: theres a download link on that page
#324 [00:54] <Wug> it downloads a driver update
#325 [00:54] <Wug> you did download it, right?
#326 [00:54] <pudgetta> i clicked download.
#327 [00:54] <pudgetta> then it went down to the botom in the downloads section
#328 [00:55] <pudgetta> then i said to open it and nothing happened
#329 [00:55] <Wug> nothing at all?
#330 [00:55] <pudgetta> no
#331 [00:55] <pudgetta> i have google chrome
#332 [00:55] <Wug> it didnt open another window that you just dont see?
#333 [00:55] <pudgetta> positive
#334 [00:56] <Wug> ugh
#335 [00:56] <Wug> protip
#336 [00:56] <Wug> dont eat pretzels in bed
#337 [00:56] <Wug> the crumbs
#338 [00:56] <Wug> they are so sharp
#339 [00:56] <pudgetta> what
#340 [00:56] <pudgetta> lol
#341 [00:56] <Wug> >.> nothing
#342 [00:57] <Wug> umm
#343 [00:57] <Wug> can you open your downloads folder and try running it from there
#344 [00:57] <pudgetta> ok ill try
#345 [00:57] <Wug> ctrl+j opens downloads in chrome
#346 [00:57] <Wug> should be at top of list
#347 [00:57] <pudgetta> ya
#348 [00:59] <pudgetta> no didnt download
#349 [00:59] <Wug> can you try downloading it again
#350 [00:59] * Frag|Nickbuc_ [Frag|Nickbuc_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#351 [01:00] <Frag|Nickbuc_> anyone here willing to help me finish a plugin?
#352 [01:00] <pudgetta> i tried 11 times
#353 [01:00] <pudgetta> to Wug
#354 [01:01] <Wug> pudgetta: I cant do anything if you cant download the fie
#355 [01:01] <Wug> file*
#356 [01:01] <pudgetta> ok
#357 [01:01] <Wug> try turning off antivirus programs
#358 [01:02] <pudgetta> r u going to be on tommorow
#359 [01:02] <Frag|Nickbuc_> anyone here know how to make a plugin?
#360 [01:02] <pudgetta> Wug r u going to be on tommorow
#361 [01:04] <pudgetta> hello
#362 [01:04] <pudgetta> Wug
#363 [01:04] <meowtech> pudgetta
#364 [01:04] <pudgetta> yes or no
#365 [01:04] <meowtech> people don't reply instantly
#366 [01:04] <meowtech> just wait
#367 [01:04] <VoxelHead> just wait... jait
#368 [01:04] <DopeGhoti> ?? patience
#369 [01:04] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#370 [01:04] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#371 [01:04] <pudgetta> fine
#372 [01:05] <Wug> :mods > Frag|Nickbuc_
#373 [01:05] <WugBot> Frag|Nickbuc_: (mods) This channel provides support for the vanilla (unmodded) version of minecraft. If you are having trouble playing one of the first things we'll ask you to do is remove any texture packs or mods.
#374 [01:05] <WugBot> Frag|Nickbuc_: (mods) Support for bukkit can be found in #bukkit. Most usually come with instructions, make sure you read them. Also, you can try youtube for video tutorials.
#375 [01:05] <Wug> pudgetta: other people can help too
#376 [01:05] <Wug> and I will probably be here then
#377 [01:06] <pudgetta> alright byew
#378 [01:06] <pudgetta> *byw
#379 [01:06] <pudgetta> *bye
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#384 [01:23] <mohawk> the mincraft thing shows that i have a bad video disk thing how can i fix it?
#385 [01:24] <mohawk> hello?
#386 [01:24] <mohawk> hello?
#387 [01:24] <mohawk> hello?
#388 [01:24] <mohawk> anyone there?
#389 [01:24] <mohawk> Bad video card drivers!
#390 [01:24] <mohawk> failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#391 [01:24] <WugBot> mohawk: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#392 [01:24] <WugBot> mohawk: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#393 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> Did you try updating your video drivers?
#394 [01:25] <mohawk> yes but still not working
#395 [01:25] <mohawk> i have windows 7
#396 [01:26] <mohawk> ok wug bot, doing it
#397 [01:28] <mohawk> http://pastebin.com/M29vnP6C
#398 [01:28] <mohawk> here is the link
#399 [01:28] <mohawk> please help me
#400 [01:28] <WugBot> mohawk: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#401 [01:28] <DopeGhoti> please stand by.
#402 [01:28] <mohawk> ok
#403 [01:29] <DopeGhoti> Your video driver is from 2009.
#404 [01:29] <DopeGhoti> ?? gpu/amd
#405 [01:29] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#406 [01:29] <mohawk> yes
#407 [01:29] <mohawk> so what do i have to do ther
#408 [01:29] <mohawk> e
#409 [01:29] <DopeGhoti> Go there and get the latest drivers
#410 [01:29] <DopeGhoti> install them, and see if MC is still being twitchy.
#411 [01:29] <mohawk> ok wait please
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#413 [01:33] <mohawk> is it free?
#414 [01:38] <mohawk> YES!!!! THank you SOOOO mch!!! it's working now!!!!
#415 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> Yes, GPU drivers are free.
#416 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> Glad to be of service!
#417 [01:39] <mohawk> Thank you if i need help again i will ask you again thank you very much!
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#419 [01:50] <VoxelHead> mmm Frag|Nickbuc_
#420 [01:50] <DopeGhoti> morning, TW
#421 [01:51] <TrueWolves> Hia
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#427 [02:31] <flabbergaster> I keep getting an out of memory message. Any ideas?
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#429 [02:36] <Matthew> if you try to hit LOGIN on minecraft.net/, does it redirect you back to the homepage without doing anything?
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#438 [03:27] <clarjon1> oh shiiiiiiii
#439 [03:28] <clarjon1> [Distributions] Posted Dec 16, 2011 15:09 UTC (Fri) by corbet
#440 [03:28] <clarjon1> Ubuntu has sent out an announcement that it will be pushing a security update that disables the Sun JDK browser plugin on all machines. It seems that there are several security issues with this plugin, but, due to a change in licensing by Oracle, it is no longer possible to create packages with the fixes. The best solution appears to be to switch to OpenJDK.
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#443 [03:44] <calatalee> i cant go on minecraft.net
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#456 [04:23] <Laugh> Hi! What should I do if I get the message "publisher could not be verified" when I try to download the game? (Ive downloaded the newest java and graphics, and have ofcouse bought the game)
#457 [04:24] <liz> Laugh
#458 [04:25] <liz> It's nothing to worry about
#459 [04:25] <liz> Just say you want to continue
#460 [04:25] <Laugh> If I tries to continue, and press "run", nothing happends
#461 [04:26] <liz> Huh
#462 [04:26] <liz> That's strange
#463 [04:26] <Laugh> Ye :)
#464 [04:26] <liz> Did you download the client?
#465 [04:26] <liz> !client
#466 [04:28] <Laugh> Thats when the problem ocour
#467 [04:28] <Laugh> When I try to download it from minecraft.net
#468 [04:29] <liz> Uh
#469 [04:29] <liz> Strange...
#470 [04:29] <liz> Does it give you an error?
#471 [04:30] <Laugh> After I click run, it gives the general error noise for windows, and then shuts down
#472 [04:31] <Laugh> But no, no popups or something
#473 [04:31] <liz> Have you tried downloading the jar and running that?
#474 [04:31] <liz> !jar
#475 [04:31] <liz> Uh
#476 [04:31] <liz> I..
#477 [04:32] <liz> The jar should be on the downloads page (it says its for linux)
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#479 [04:32] <Guest> I'm compltely confused by switches
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#481 [04:32] <Laugh> Yeah, I can see it.. But I have windows
#482 [04:33] <johnii> I need to put a switch on both sides of the door
#483 [04:33] <johnii> but it seems to only want a switch on one side. This seems like a useless thing. I must be missing something
#484 [04:33] <johnii> pressure plates work
#485 [04:34] <liz> Laugh, it works on win aswell
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#488 [04:35] <Laugh> ok
#489 [04:35] <Laugh> I will try it then
#490 [04:35] <liz> Johnii, dunno about that \o/
#491 [04:35] <johnii> liz, thanks, I may just resort to much les fancy wood doors
#492 [04:35] <johnii> lol
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#494 [04:37] <Laugh> Strange, when I try to "save file" (The jar-file), the same errornoise comes up, and nothing then happends
#495 [04:37] <Laugh> rather
#496 [04:37] <Laugh> I can download it, but when I click it, the sound comes up
#497 [04:37] <Laugh> same as with the .exe file
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#500 [04:44] <johnii> omg….I just learned about redstone
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#502 [04:44] <johnii> *headdesk*
#503 [04:47] <q3hardcore> People currently cannot login at www.minecraft.net : that is untrue!!
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#506 [05:08] <mathisca> The mojang team is here ?
#507 [05:08] <mathisca> i have a big problem
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#509 [05:12] <q3hardcore> mathisca: What is your problem?? I might be able to help.
#510 [05:20] <mathisca> I cant log in
#511 [05:20] <mathisca> my username is incorrect
#512 [05:21] <Razinao> If you migrated your account from a minecraft.net to a mojang.com account [converted to emails], yes, you will have problems.
#513 [05:22] <mathisca> I logged on colbat and now I no longer able to connect Minecraft.net.
#514 [05:22] <mathisca> ps: sorry but i am french ...
#515 [05:22] <Razinao> Use your email address to log into minecraft
#516 [05:22] <Razinao> It still won't work but thats how it does.
#517 [05:22] <mathisca> ok
#518 [05:23] <mathisca> I will try ..
#519 [05:23] <mathisca> Erreur 324 (net::ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE)
#520 [05:23] <mathisca> The minecraft serveurs are out ?
#521 [05:23] <Razinao> You need to wait for that to be fixed.
#522 [05:23] <Razinao> Then it all works.
#523 [05:23] <mathisca> ok
#524 [05:24] <mathisca> J'espère que cela remarchera
#525 [05:24] <mathisca> I hope this walk again
#526 [05:27] <mathisca> thanks for your reponse !
#527 [05:27] <mathisca> good bye !
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#529 [05:34] <SPECKERpl> I have problem witch login on page minecraft.net and my account has been deleted as if
#530 [05:35] <SPECKERpl> I can't Forgott password
#531 [05:37] <meowtech> SPECKERpl: did you login to account.mojang
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#535 [05:39] <mathisca> yes
#536 [05:39] <mathisca> i have this problem
#537 [05:40] <mathisca> ps: sorry i am french...
#538 [05:42] <meowtech> mathisca: There is an issue with the account migration blocking access to minecraft.net logins
#539 [05:43] <meowtech> mathisca: You will need to wait for this to be remedied before you can login to minecraft.net
#540 [05:43] <meowtech> mathisca: You will need to wait for this to be remedied before you can login to minecraft.net
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#542 [05:43] <meowtech> mathisca: You can still login to Minecraft in your client, though.
#543 [05:44] <SPECKERpl> i can't too
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#545 [05:44] <SPECKERpl> by client i can but page no
#546 [05:45] <meowtech> SPECKERpl: there's an issue with the account.mojang thing
#547 [05:45] <meowtech> SPECKERpl: it will block you from logging directly into minecraft.net
#548 [05:45] <meowtech> Mojang should be fixing :3
#549 [05:45] <SPECKERpl> aaa ok thx
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#554 [06:11] <TensaZangetsu> Hi!
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#555 [06:11] <TensaZangetsu> I need some help about bukkit plugins.
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#557 [06:13] <TensaZangetsu> I have a server, I use it only myself yet.
#558 [06:13] <blueBAT> Hello, I where here yesterday becouse I werent able to log in with my minecrfat account, And you told me to wait a few hours, I still can't log in.
#559 [06:14] <TensaZangetsu> When I'll be ready with my map, I would like to not allow the players to destroy / build in some areas.
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#562 [06:19] <TensaZangetsu> Plugins that I use: EpicZones, Essentials, Citizens, Worldedit. What I need: Creepers need to be able to explode, but not damage the blocks.
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#564 [06:25] <meowtech> TensaZangetsu: #bukkit
#565 [06:25] <TensaZangetsu> OK :)
#566 [06:25] <TensaZangetsu> OK :)
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#571 [06:37] <Aska> hello
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#573 [06:37] <Aska> anyone knows how to fix stuck keys on Linux ?
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#577 [06:51] <mib_gtstyl> Hi, i bought minecraft but i am having some trouble running the game, can someone help?
#578 [06:53] <mib_gtstyl> Can someone help me pls?
#579 [06:53] <WugBot> mib_gtstyl: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#580 [06:54] <mib_gtstyl> when i run the game, it starts to update, then a black window appears.
#581 [06:54] <mib_gtstyl> and thats it i cant play
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#583 [06:56] <mib_gtstyl> are you there?
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#587 [07:03] <mib_2m6yhe> Hi, my PC crash and now minecraft won't start. I dont get the login screen or aything, though it says its running in task manager
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#589 [07:05] <mib_2m6yhe> anyone able to help pls
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#593 [07:15] <avatar999> i have a problem
#594 [07:16] <avatar999> as i start minecraft than my laptops fan wams up
#595 [07:16] <avatar999> i think it is danger
#596 [07:16] <avatar999> so what can i do?
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#599 [07:22] <Boreeas> avatar999: Try cleaning your fan
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#601 [07:27] <L4ff3n> DOes anyone know why curse auth never works? i've been trying to register on minecraft forums every now and then for half a year
#602 [07:28] <L4ff3n> "There was an error adding the user to CurseAuth"
#603 [07:28] <avatar999> oke thx
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#605 [07:29] <avatar999> but can i play mc on a lower graphic
#606 [07:30] <L4ff3n> Huh?
#607 [07:31] <TrueWolves> Though i'm proubly supposuted to be neutral on it, Curse kinda sucks <.<
#608 [07:31] <TrueWolves> And l4ff, he just had his question answered before you joined.
#609 [07:31] <L4ff3n> Oh, i thought so
#610 [07:31] <TrueWolves> Unfortantly I can't help you on the forum thing, do they have something you can email to them about it?
#611 [07:32] <L4ff3n> And dont get me started on Curse, its a curse.
#612 [07:32] <L4ff3n> They probably do, but Emailing services can take weeks
#613 [07:33] <TrueWolves> We don't really have any way to contact them ourselves here. >.O (I don't think..)
#614 [07:33] <L4ff3n> I'll just dox the creator and call him ^.^
#615 [07:33] <tyteen4a03> TrueWolves: try WedTM or Quatroking or citricsquid
#616 [07:34] <tyteen4a03> L4ff3n: Please raise your problems over at #minecraftforums
#617 [07:34] <tyteen4a03> That's where some curse staff idle
#618 [07:35] <L4ff3n> I will, thanks guysh.
#619 [07:36] <tyteen4a03> np
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#621 [07:41] <johannesg00> hello
#622 [07:41] <johannesg00> i have an minecraft premium account
#623 [07:42] <johannesg00> but when i try to log in, i get an "can't connect to minecraft.net" error message
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#625 [07:53] <tyteen4a03> johannesg00: Try turning off your firewall and your security software
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#627 [07:54] <johannesg00> i'm running linux
#628 [07:54] <tyteen4a03> try turning off your firewalls
#629 [07:54] <johannesg00> some days ago everything was working well
#630 [07:55] <xales> johannesg00: Check your hosts file.
#631 [07:55] <tyteen4a03> did it happen all the time today?
#632 [07:55] <xales> !login
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#634 [07:56] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: hi
#635 [07:56] <johannesg00> yes, it happens all the day
#636 [07:57] <xales> johannesg00: Are you able to visit minecraft.net in a web browser?
#637 [07:57] <johannesg00> with windows it doesn't work either
#638 [07:57] <johannesg00> xales: yes, and i can login on minecraft.net
#639 [07:57] <Morrolan> 'lo tyteen4a03 and xales.
#640 [07:58] <xales> johannesg00: You are downloading minecraft from minecraft.net, correct?
#641 [07:58] <johannesg00> yes
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#643 [07:59] <liz> johannesg00
#644 [07:59] * xales pokes Morrolan
#644 [07:59] <liz> What country are you from?
#645 [07:59] <johannesg00> germany
#646 [07:59] <thms> Poland
#647 [07:59] <liz> Ok
#648 [08:00] <xales> liz: you can find that out quite easily with whois
#649 [08:00] <gPad2002> xales: It's more polite to ask
#650 [08:00] <thms> can anyone tell me what are minimal system requirements for minecraft? I can't find it enywhere
#651 [08:01] <xales> thms: It's easier if you give tell us what you would like to run it on, as specific requirements aren't as easy as with other games
#652 [08:01] <xales> gPad2002: You pretty much broadcast it when you join :p
#653 [08:01] <gPad2002> Well
#654 [08:01] <gPad2002> If you look at an Asian girl
#655 [08:02] <gPad2002> And presume she's Chineese
#656 [08:02] <xales> that's not the same thing
#657 [08:02] <xales> at all
#658 [08:02] <gPad2002> You might not be right :P
#659 [08:02] <gPad2002> Yes it is
#660 [08:02] <gPad2002> Proxies
#661 [08:02] <xales> a proxy on a home connection that's in another country than you
#662 [08:02] <xales> that's not very frequent
#663 [08:02] <xales> (if it was an open proxy, it wouldn't be connected)
#664 [08:02] <liz> Just
#665 [08:02] <liz> Stop arguing
#666 [08:03] <liz> I made a mistake, sorry
#667 [08:03] <liz> No need to yiff about it
#668 [08:03] <xales> liz: g likes to argue with me
#669 [08:03] <gPad2002> liz: We're just debating :P
#670 [08:03] <gPad2002> It's all good
#671 [08:03] <gPad2002> And ^
#672 [08:03] <liz> Okay then
#673 [08:03] * gPad2002 hugs xales
#673 [08:03] * xales dissolves
#673 [08:03] <thms> i have 3GB Intel Core 2 Duo 1,5 GHz and I work on Ubuntu Linux
#674 [08:03] * liz slaps g
#674 [08:03] <liz> Get away from my xales! >:c
#675 [08:03] <xales> thms: What graphics card?
#676 [08:03] <gPad2002> xD
#677 [08:04] <thms> 256 mb
#678 [08:04] <Wug> Morning everyone
#679 [08:04] <Wug> what have I missed
#680 [08:04] * gPad2002 hugs liz instead
#680 [08:04] <gPad2002> Morning Wyg
#681 [08:04] * Wug reads 10 lines of scrollback
#681 [08:04] <gPad2002> Wug*
#682 [08:04] <xales> thms: Specifically, what model
#683 [08:04] * Wug is now known as Wug[Hyperspace]
#683 [08:04] <liz> Nicely done, g
#684 [08:04] <gPad2002> Heh
#685 [08:04] <gPad2002> I envy his WugBot
#686 [08:04] <gPad2002> It's very well made
#687 [08:04] <thms> GeForce 8600 GS
#688 [08:05] <thms> sorry it's 512 mb
#689 [08:05] <Wug> lul
#690 [08:05] <Wug> yeah, its ok I guess
#691 [08:05] <xales> thms: It should run on low settings, but it may not run well on anything higher
#692 [08:05] <xales> the CPU is going to be the bottleneck
#693 [08:05] <Wug> ^ pretty much this
#694 [08:06] <thms> what is bottleneck?
#695 [08:06] <xales> thms: The thing that is making it slow
#696 [08:06] <Wug> I have a similar setup, and the debug information indicates that the tick (a CPU operation) takes up about 70% of the frame time
#697 [08:06] <xales> Wug: In pure GHz/core count, my phone almost matches that CPU
#698 [08:06] <xales> >.>
#699 [08:07] <Wug> wheras on my desktop, the tick usually takes somewhere between 10 and 20 %
#700 [08:07] <Wug> xales: me too
#701 [08:07] <Wug> its a 1GHz dual core
#702 [08:07] <thms> so I will be able to play minecraft but on low graphic settings?
#703 [08:08] <xales> Wug: Mine is 1.2
#704 [08:08] <xales> :P
#705 [08:08] <xales> thms: Most likely, yes
#706 [08:08] <Wug> you'll be able to run it, but dont expect more than about 20-30 fps
#707 [08:08] <thms> ok, thank you guys
#708 [08:08] <Wug> you might get a little higher than that if you turn all of the options all the way down
#709 [08:08] <gPad2002> Wug: Your bot can execute python from IRC right?
#710 [08:08] <Wug> gPad2002: no, thats crow
#711 [08:08] <gPad2002> Ah right
#712 [08:08] <thms> bye
#713 [08:08] <Wug> its a feature I might add though
#714 [08:08] <gPad2002> Whose is crow then
#715 [08:09] <Wug> lahwrans
#716 [08:09] <gPad2002> I wonder how to make that safe
#717 [08:09] <Wug> its actually done on a server somewhere
#718 [08:09] <Wug> accessed by web queries
#719 [08:09] <gPad2002> It'd be useful for miniscripts for user upload on our classic
#720 [08:09] <Wug> thats how crow does it
#721 [08:09] <gPad2002> Hmm
#722 [08:09] <gPad2002> I know you can pass crap to eval to make it safer but..
#723 [08:10] <Wug> if I did it with wugbot it would very likely either work the same way, or use this thing lahwran_ likes banging on about called a "pypy sandbox"
#724 [08:10] <gPad2002> Hmm
#725 [08:10] * gPad2002 writes that down
#725 [08:10] <Wug> I should teach it to google things
#726 [08:10] <gPad2002> Heh
#727 [08:11] <gPad2002> My bot has a dictionary
#728 [08:11] <gPad2002> I also wrote an MCBans bot
#729 [08:12] <xales> Wug: actually, I have done research and python is a terrible language to use for embedding to run untrusted code
#730 [08:12] <xales> because python isn't actually multithreadable, nor secure
#731 [08:12] <Wug> xales: wololo
#732 [08:12] <xales> Lua however, while it may have shitty syntax, is very good at both of those
#733 [08:12] <xales> otherwise I wouldn't use it, I hate it's syntax
#734 [08:13] <xales> but the whitespace-doesn't-mean-shit stuff is nice
#735 [08:13] <gPad2002> We're thinking of LUA for user-made scripts
#736 [08:13] <gPad2002> About*
#737 [08:13] <Wug> I dont like the whitespace naziism that python does
#738 [08:13] <gPad2002> I do
#739 [08:13] <Wug> but thats the only thing
#740 [08:13] <xales> Lua can be 100% sandboxed with great ease
#741 [08:13] <xales> Wug: lua can do really obnoxious shit like
#742 [08:13] <gPad2002> Very difficult to have messy code when fluent in python
#743 [08:13] <Wug> xales: you should read about pypy
#744 [08:13] <xales> Wug: doesn't solve this problem, lahwran has tried
#745 [08:14] <Wug> xales: he cant get it to work then?
#746 [08:14] <xales> function doop() if herp then derp else if gerp then verp end end
#747 [08:14] <xales> Valid lua
#748 [08:14] <xales> >.>
#749 [08:14] <xales> Wug: it can't do what we want it to
#750 [08:14] <xales> it still has GIL, and the sandboxing doesn't work that well
#751 [08:14] <Wug> I like removing all unquoted spaces and line breaks from programs
#752 [08:14] <Wug> its funny
#753 [08:14] <xales> lol
#754 [08:15] <Wug> I actually wrote a program that reparses horrible no-whitespace stuff like that into nice, readable, indented code
#755 [08:16] <Wug> this was back before I tended to use an ide wherever possible
#756 [08:16] <tyteen4a03> IDEs seemed heavy to me
#757 [08:16] <Wug> they did and still do
#758 [08:16] <gPad2002> I like IDEs
#759 [08:16] <xales> Wug: I like Go's Fmt thing
#760 [08:16] <Wug> I have a feeling eclipse wastes tons of cpu cycles doing stupid shit
#761 [08:16] <tyteen4a03> ^
#762 [08:16] <xales> it's really fancy, wraps into :Fmt in vim, reformatting and tabbing and everything
#763 [08:16] <tyteen4a03> that's my first feeling about that
#764 [08:17] <Wug> if it didnt seem so slow constantly, I'd actually enjoy using it
#765 [08:17] <Wug> thats my primary complaint about it is that its slow
#766 [08:17] <L4ff3n> Well, any thing that has any thing to do with java does waste a ton of cpu
#767 [08:17] <Wug> heh
#768 [08:17] <Wug> >minecraft
#769 [08:17] * Wug hides
#769 [08:17] <L4ff3n> dman right
#770 [08:17] <Wug> omgxales
#771 [08:17] <L4ff3n> and my typing sucks today
#772 [08:17] <gPad2002> Minecraft?
#773 [08:17] <tyteen4a03> all IDEs being slow is my drawback to learning java
#774 [08:17] <liz> omgwug
#775 [08:17] <gPad2002> What is this Minecraft you speak of?
#776 [08:17] <Wug> did I mention that I installed some more ram into my desktop on friday
#777 [08:18] <Wug> 1) my old overclock wasnt stable with 2x as much ram so I'll have to fiddle with it to get it fast again
#778 [08:18] <gPad2002> Wug: How much you got now then? :P
#779 [08:18] <Wug> 2) I'm home for christmas break and I cant overclock w/o physical access >:S
#780 [08:19] <Wug> 3) I PULLED LIKE A HANDFUL OF COBWEBBY DEADMOTHY NASTYNESS OUT
#781 [08:19] <Wug> it was horrible
#782 [08:19] <Wug> I need to install vacuum bags over the fans or something
#783 [08:19] <gPad2002> lol
#784 [08:19] <Wug> the cpu fan was basically caked solid with linty grungy fuzzy stuff
#785 [08:19] <Wug> no wonder it makes so much noise when I run 2 minecrafts at once -.-
#786 [08:19] <gPad2002> Fun.
#787 [08:20] <Wug> it now has 12GB
#788 [08:20] <gPad2002> Woah nice
#789 [08:20] <gPad2002> I have 8GB in mine
#790 [08:20] * Wug has a nice desktop
#790 [08:20] * gPad2002 also does
#790 [08:20] <gPad2002> i7
#791 [08:20] <Wug> ^
#792 [08:20] <Wug> did you build it yourself?
#793 [08:20] <Wug> probably
#794 [08:20] <gPad2002> <3 the i-series cores
#795 [08:20] <gPad2002> No, it's a dell unfortunately
#796 [08:20] <Wug> I want to get a 3960x
#797 [08:20] <Wug> but theyre like $1k
#798 [08:20] <tyteen4a03> i7 is not for non-overclockers like me <- quoted by some friend of mine
#799 [08:20] <gPad2002> ^
#800 [08:21] <tyteen4a03> so I stick with i5
#801 [08:21] <Wug> but they're OMGfast
#802 [08:21] <gPad2002> Can't overclock dell hardware anyways
#803 [08:21] <xales> I have an i7, but I'm afraid to overclock it right now
#804 [08:21] <xales> because it's in my fucking laptop
#805 [08:21] <xales> and it's stable right now
#806 [08:21] <Wug> not just regular fast, they're OMGfast
#807 [08:21] <Wug> xales: well, you dont generally overclock laptops :S
#808 [08:21] <xales> Wug: my laptop is not a normal laptop
#809 [08:21] <xales> >.>
#810 [08:21] <Wug> but you could probably get 500mhz out of it easy at least
#811 [08:21] <xales> it has an i7 and a 580m and plays Portal 2 maxed at around 68C
#812 [08:22] <Wug> yeah you're probably fine
#813 [08:22] <Wug> I ran mine with about a 500mhz increase
#814 [08:22] <tyteen4a03> I only have this laptop borrowed from my relative :<
#815 [08:22] <Wug> Its my first overclock, and I only have stock cooling
#816 [08:23] <Wug> so I figured I'd not accidentally blow up my $300 processor lol
#817 [08:23] <xales> supposedly
#818 [08:23] <xales> with aftermarket cooling, you can get 1.5->2 GHz out of those
#819 [08:23] <TrueWolves> laptops are not for overclocking
#820 [08:23] <xales> TrueWolves: mine is
#821 [08:23] <TrueWolves> xP
#822 [08:23] <xales> http://shit.inafire.com/lappy.txt
#823 [08:23] <xales> >.>
#824 [08:24] <Wug> tyteen4a03: as soon as you get money, buy a desktop
#825 [08:24] <Wug> you can use said desktop remotely from laptop
#826 [08:24] <Wug> its like you have a desktop that you can use anywhere
#827 [08:24] <tyteen4a03> Wug: I already use my laptop remotely
#828 [08:24] <Wug> o.o
#829 [08:24] <TrueWolves> i've had my laptop overheat a number of times just for running the dual processors to max for longer then a half an hour before, no overclocking needed. XD
#830 [08:24] <tyteen4a03> my relative doesn't let me take her laptop outside, so I had to teamviewer in
#831 [08:24] <Wug> TrueWolves: mine overheats on its own too
#832 [08:25] <tyteen4a03> I don't turn off my laptop unless needed :P
#833 [08:25] <Wug> arent laptops wonderful
#834 [08:25] <L4ff3n> no.
#835 [08:25] <xales> Wug: mine has a flakey PSU or something similar :\
#836 [08:25] <xales> it fried two drives so far
#837 [08:25] <xales> one was a vertex 3
#838 [08:25] <xales> ;_;
#839 [08:25] <xales> the other drive is only -partially- messed up
#840 [08:26] <Wug> it idles at like 65 degrees
#841 [08:26] <Wug> whats the unicode character for the degrees symbol
#842 [08:26] <Wug> I know that on windows its alt+248
#843 [08:26] <xales> get a compose key!
#844 [08:26] <Wug> xales: I'll just graft it onto my laptop with supergluw
#845 [08:26] <Wug> that will look fabulous~~
#846 [08:27] <xales> Wug: I had a random question for you, actually
#847 [08:27] * xales hops into another channel
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#851 [08:30] <zelda> hi
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#853 [08:31] <zelda> i have question to minecraft
#854 [08:32] <pasiman> wer kann mir helfen wenn ich modloader 1.0.0 installiere kommt immer minecraft has crahsed was soll ich machen
#855 [08:32] <pasiman> @zelda hi
#856 [08:33] <pasiman> hallo??
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#859 [08:36] <pasiman> hi
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#861 [08:36] <pasiman> wer kann mir helfen?
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#866 [09:03] <napoleon> Hi I tried to install something onto minecraft and now when I click on my world it takes me to a black screen.
#867 [09:04] <Wug> :fu > napoleon
#868 [09:04] <WugBot> napoleon: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#869 [09:04] <WugBot> napoleon: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#870 [09:05] <napoleon> Thank you
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#872 [09:07] <Wug> I love easy ones like that
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#877 [09:46] <Grim_Reaper> [16:07] <@Wug> I love easy ones like that
#878 [09:46] <Grim_Reaper> Me too
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#882 [09:59] <Magg> hi there
#883 [09:59] <Magg> i cant join #smp
#884 [09:59] <Magg> #smp Cannot join channel (+b) - you are banned
#885 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> Use a different IRC client
#886 [10:00] <Magg> but im new on this irc
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#888 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> webchat and mibbit are banned from there
#889 [10:00] <Magg> ah ok
#890 [10:00] <Magg> thx
#891 [10:00] * GreyVulpine nods
#891 [10:01] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: I gave away a minecraft code yesterday...
#892 [10:02] <TheNytangel> *whistle whistle*
#893 [10:02] * GreyVulpine gives a thumbs up.
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#894 [10:02] <Muffins> well, that's nice
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#896 [10:03] <TheNytangel> This guy was livestreaming and giving away like, 3 copies of minecraft, 3 copies of terraria, and a copy of saints row the third, but didn't have a donate button.. so I just gave him a minecraft code
#897 [10:04] <drivec> hi iam trying to figure out which java download works best with the minecraft download.
#898 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> We recommend Java 6
#899 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> :j
#900 [10:04] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#901 [10:04] <TheNytangel> Java version 6 update 29
#902 [10:04] <TheNytangel> 30? :o
#903 [10:04] <TheNytangel> Where have I been?
#904 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Doing the time warp
#905 [10:04] <TheNytangel> Oh yeah.. addicted to mods and 1.8.1
#906 [10:04] <drivec> sorry does the 64bit version of that work with it
#907 [10:04] <Muffins> so, I have a bsod when I launch minecraft. I've reinstalled java, and I have a dxdiag if anybody wants me to link it
#908 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> drivec - Yes
#909 [10:04] <drivec> thankyou
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#911 [10:05] <gPad2002> . o O (derp)
#912 [10:06] <Muffins> hm?
#913 [10:06] <Muffins> why the derp?
#914 [10:07] <gPad2002> Why not?
#915 [10:07] <gPad2002> :P
#916 [10:07] <Muffins> true.
#917 [10:07] <Muffins> anybody else here?
#918 [10:08] <Muffins> guess not.
#919 [10:09] <TobMia> hi
#920 [10:10] <Morrolan> "CTCP TIME-Antwort von DopeGhoti [~DopeGhoti@vps.dope.ghoti.me]: It's morning on half the planet; just round up." Yea, _very_ helpful Dope. :P
#921 [10:11] <Morrolan> Atleast it also told me that he's afk, so that's fine I guess.
#922 [10:12] <gPad2002> :P
#923 [10:12] <gPad2002> lol
#924 [10:12] <gPad2002> Mine is spoofed, I think
#925 [10:12] <gPad2002> As is my version
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#928 [10:16] <Muffins> anyone here?
#929 [10:16] * gPad2002 eats Muffins
#929 [10:17] <Muffins> Good thing there are several muffins in my brain, you cant eat them all. *smugface*
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#931 [10:17] <gPad2002> x
#932 [10:17] <gPad2002> XD*
#933 [10:17] * gPad2002 eats all Muffins
#933 [10:17] <TobMia> O.O
#934 [10:17] <Morrolan> Meh, ofcourse I disconnected just before muffins were given out it seems.
#935 [10:18] <gPad2002> XD
#936 [10:18] <Muffins> yep, bad luck mate, sorry...
#937 [10:18] <Omega_Guardian> virtual muffins: zero calories
#938 [10:19] <Muffins> Muffins- 0% fat, 100% delicious
#939 [10:19] <Muffins> and 1% urine
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#941 [10:19] <gPad2002> Lolwut
#942 [10:20] <Muffins> Anyways, anybody want to help me with my problems?! *high five*
#943 [10:20] <gPad2002> Well
#944 [10:20] <gPad2002> Depends on the problems
#945 [10:20] <gPad2002> Are we talking mental, physical..
#946 [10:20] <gPad2002> Sexual..
#947 [10:20] <gPad2002> XD
#948 [10:20] <Muffins> All three. and also I cant run minecraft
#949 [10:21] <gPad2002> :P
#950 [10:21] <Muffins> I log in, see the mojang logo, then recieve a lovely bsod
#951 [10:21] <gPad2002> Oh jeez
#952 [10:21] <Muffins> I've reinstalled java already
#953 [10:21] <gPad2002> Ok, it seems like a driver problem
#954 [10:21] <Muffins> I havewindows 7 with over 800GB left on the hard drive
#955 [10:21] <Muffins> a new desktop
#956 [10:21] <gPad2002> Drivers
#957 [10:21] <gPad2002> Drivers drivers
#958 [10:22] <gPad2002> ?? Win/dxdiag
#959 [10:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#960 [10:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#961 [10:22] <Muffins> I have the dxdiag
#962 [10:22] <Muffins> http://pastebin.com/auSr5ev2
#963 [10:23] <Muffins> I did this all yesterday, but I ran out of time
#964 [10:23] <gPad2002> Gut instinct is driverars
#965 [10:23] <Muffins> ok, here's the part where I look like a moron
#966 [10:24] <Muffins> I dont exactly know how to reinstall my drivers
#967 [10:24] <gPad2002> Go to the Intel site
#968 [10:25] <gPad2002> And find the download for your intel HD graphics chip
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#971 [10:25] <Muffins> alright.
#972 [10:26] <Grim_Reaper> My friends think Im delusional. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my unicorn
#973 [10:27] <Muffins> what's your unicorns name,phillip?
#974 [10:27] <Grim_Reaper> Her name is Lucy :3
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#976 [10:29] <freaky[t]> hi all, suddenly nobody can craft arrows anymore. does anybody know what this can be caused by?
#977 [10:29] <Muffins> I think I found the page, gPad2002
#978 [10:29] <gPad2002> A bug? :P
#979 [10:29] <gPad2002> Muffins: Good
#980 [10:31] <Muffins> so....now what?
#981 [10:31] <Muffins> please excuse my stupidity in this matter
#982 [10:32] <gPad2002> Find the installer
#983 [10:32] <gPad2002> Download, install
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#987 [10:38] <OzoneBuu> How do people put the word that is spazzed out in the End Credits in chat?
#988 [10:38] <Muffins> what?
#989 [10:39] <OzoneBuu> When you go into the End Credits, there is a word that the Endermen say that is blocked, and is replaced by blue and black randomly changing text
#990 [10:40] <Muffins> I wouldnt know, Im trying to fix my minecraft
#991 [10:40] <gPad2002> OzoneBuu: You shouldn't be able to
#992 [10:40] <OzoneBuu> Im just on a server and someone did it
#993 [10:40] <Muffins> Is the download center the right place to look?
#994 [10:41] <gPad2002> Hmm
#995 [10:41] <gPad2002> Muffins: Yes
#996 [10:41] <Muffins> im just trying to narrow down the results
#997 [10:43] <Muffins> so, I have 4 results. what would happen if I picked the wrong one?
#998 [10:43] <gPad2002> It just won't install
#999 [10:44] <Muffins> okay then
#1000 [10:45] <Muffins> I can just leave this while it downloads, right?
#1001 [10:46] <Morrolan> OzoneBuu: The whole idea behind these credits is that even though you've reached a higher state now you still are not able to understand the whole situation you're in.
#1002 [10:46] <Muffins> please dont spoil too much, I havent read the end credits
#1003 [10:46] <Morrolan> Not gonna spoil what's in them, no worries.
#1004 [10:47] <OzoneBuu> Here is what i mean http://imgur.com/n6LiR
#1005 [10:48] * Grim_Reaper sits quietly next to Morrolan
#1005 [10:48] <Morrolan> Oh, I see what you mean now, OzoneBuu.
#1006 [10:49] <Morrolan> Does that text actually change inside the chat window? Or is it just coloured and gibberish?
#1007 [10:49] <Morrolan> Since coloured chat can be achieved with a modified client pretty easily. (Or with a server mod & a normal client)
#1008 [10:49] <OzoneBuu> Actually change
#1009 [10:50] <Morrolan> Then I've got no clue whatsoever.
#1010 [10:50] <Morrolan> You might want to ask in #bukkit , there might be ap luign which does that.
#1011 [10:50] <Morrolan> a plugin*
#1012 [10:50] <OzoneBuu> kk thanks for your help
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#1016 [11:01] <erran86> any moderators here that can help me PLZ?
#1017 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1018 [11:01] <erran86> i bought minecraft like 3 weeks ago now
#1019 [11:01] <erran86> i have a bank statement that shows my purchase
#1020 [11:01] <erran86> and my account STILL hasnt upgraded
#1021 [11:02] <erran86> ive been trying to message mojang and tweeted everyone and still no responces
#1022 [11:02] <erran86> im getting annoyed :/
#1023 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> Send an email to help@mojang.com with a description of your problem, as well as a copy of that receipt.
#1024 [11:02] * Morrolan wonders how much that mail address is in backlog already
#1024 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> Seeing as how daniel no longer does support, probably a few thousand, at the very least.
#1025 [11:04] <Morrolan> If Mojang were in the US they would have a proper support system, since they'd have been sued several times by now I guess.
#1026 [11:05] <Morrolan> Oh well, it doesn't really bother me, but it seems kinda unfair. *shrug*
#1027 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> For the most part, purchasing problems lie with either the credit card/bank, or the payment solution provider.
#1028 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> Mojang's part of flipping a little boolean switch for the account is automatic when they receive confirmation of payment
#1029 [11:07] <Morrolan> I see.
#1030 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> Other causes include multiple accounts, and forgetting which one premium was purchased under, or them forgetting the difference between an account and gift code
#1031 [11:07] <Morrolan> Could be that there are some cases of PEBCAK, true.
#1032 [11:08] <Morrolan> PEBKAC*
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#1034 [11:10] <shurikeno> hi i forgor my password and when i enter my nickname on the fiel the page load and im on minecraft homepage....
#1035 [11:10] <shurikeno> on the field*
#1036 [11:11] <shurikeno> oh crap........
#1037 [11:12] <erran86> im just sick of all my friends and WoW guildies talking about minecraft and i cant play
#1038 [11:13] <erran86> ive emailed some other adress and tweeted notch
#1039 [11:13] <erran86> but nothing
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#1041 [11:13] <GreyVulpine> Notch doesn't do technical support.
#1042 [11:14] <gPad2002> I've noticed
#1043 [11:14] <gPad2002> I bought cobalt
#1044 [11:14] <gPad2002> And since I converted my MC to a Mojang account
#1045 [11:14] * GreyVulpine winces
#1045 [11:14] <gPad2002> I can't log in on the MC website, it can't find my user
#1046 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> Use the email address instead of just your username
#1047 [11:14] <Wug> yeah, thats a known issue
#1048 [11:14] <gPad2002> Yet SMP in the dl'd client is good
#1049 [11:14] <gPad2002> Yeah I tried that
#1050 [11:14] <gPad2002> It returns me to the homepage and doesn't log me in
#1051 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> Also, make sure your password contains only alphanumeric characters
#1052 [11:14] <Wug> after converting your account you can no longer login to minecraft.net
#1053 [11:14] <gPad2002> It does
#1054 [11:15] <Wug> its an urgent issue
#1055 [11:15] <Wug> though iirc you should still be able to login to the client
#1056 [11:15] <gPad2002> I can
#1057 [11:15] <gPad2002> Mojang is aware of the issue?
#1058 [11:16] <gPad2002> I tweeted mollstam and emailed them last night to be sure
#1059 [11:16] <GreyVulpine> They should be by now.. mollstam's got some tweets since them
#1060 [11:16] <GreyVulpine> then
#1061 [11:16] <Wug> I do believe so
#1062 [11:16] <Wug> mollstam probably has 60000 tweets about it
#1063 [11:16] <gPad2002> Heh
#1064 [11:16] <Wug> I've been telling people don't email, dont tweet, its a known issue
#1065 [11:16] <gPad2002> Ah, okay
#1066 [11:17] <gPad2002> I asked and nobody responded yesterday so yeah :P
#1067 [11:17] <Morrolan> I wonder how something like this can happen, since it seems to affect everyone.
#1068 [11:18] <erran86> lol ive been tweeting them for weeks
#1069 [11:18] <Wug> ;search account
#1070 [11:18] <WugBot> Matches for "account": classic/! cookies mc/register onlyminecraft play/classic resetpass scam senduser
#1071 [11:18] <erran86> tweets dont always work
#1072 [11:19] <erran86> Morr are u a developer?
#1073 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> Nobody here works for Mojang.
#1074 [11:19] <erran86> oh
#1075 [11:20] <Wug> ;+ account/mojang If you have migrated your minecraft account to a mojang account you may not be able to login to minecraft.net using your Minecraft username and password.;;This is a known issue and something is being done about it. In the mean time, haspaid will not show you as premium, but you will still be able to login and play from the downloadable client. (see :client)
#1076 [11:20] <WugBot> Done.
#1077 [11:20] <Wug> thar be factoids
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#1080 [11:23] <gPad2002> !paid arbot
#1081 [11:23] <gPad2002> What is it?
#1082 [11:23] <gPad2002> :C
#1083 [11:23] <gPad2002> Damn databases
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#1085 [11:24] <erran86> haspaid?
#1086 [11:24] <erran86> whats that
#1087 [11:24] <gPad2002> Says if you've paid or not
#1088 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> Only if you changed to a Mojang account, haspaid doesn't work anymore
#1089 [11:25] <erran86> ive paid and i cant play
#1090 [11:25] <gPad2002> Minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp
#1091 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> erran86 - Why can't you?
#1092 [11:25] <erran86> i payed for the game 3 weeks ago
#1093 [11:25] <gPad2002> User?
#1094 [11:25] <erran86> and my account still says i dont have the game
#1095 [11:25] <gPad2002> Lets test
#1096 [11:26] <gPad2002> !paid erran86
#1097 [11:26] <erran86> my minecraft username?
#1098 [11:26] <gPad2002> Yeah
#1099 [11:26] <erran86> YES i have
#1100 [11:27] <TheNoodle> erran86, have you happened to have merged your minecraft account?
#1101 [11:27] <erran86> merge?
#1102 [11:27] <erran86> didnt know i could
#1103 [11:27] <TheNoodle> nevermind.
#1104 [11:27] <erran86> my minecraft username is Erran86
#1105 [11:28] <erran86> i dont now how ur able to find out if i paid or now
#1106 [11:28] <Morrolan> "<@GreyVulpine> Send an email to help@mojang.com with a description of your problem, as well as a copy of that receipt." that is still valid, erran86. ;)
#1107 [11:28] <erran86> not*
#1108 [11:28] <erran86> its kinda creeping me out
#1109 [11:28] <Morrolan> There's no use in asking more than once.
#1110 [11:28] <erran86> i know
#1111 [11:28] <erran86> i wasnt asking
#1112 [11:28] <Morrolan> Fair enough.
#1113 [11:29] <erran86> i just thought it was creepy that someone said they were able to see if i paid or not
#1114 [11:29] <GreyVulpine> !paid GreyVulpine
#1115 [11:29] * GreyVulpine pokes aubot
#1115 [11:29] * GreyVulpine pffts
#1115 [11:29] <Morrolan> Oh, it's pretty useful I think. :)
#1116 [11:29] <erran86> see ^
#1117 [11:29] <erran86> what it that
#1118 [11:30] <erran86> how can u tell
#1119 [11:30] <Morrolan> It's a script made available by Mojang.
#1120 [11:30] <Omega_Guardian> useful for multiplayer stuff I think
#1121 [11:30] <Morrolan> "http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=<username>", erran86.
#1122 [11:30] <Morrolan> For example "http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=MorroBot"
#1123 [11:30] <Wug> haspaid is supposed to not be shared
#1124 [11:31] <Wug> especially lately
#1125 [11:31] <Morrolan> Hmm?
#1126 [11:31] <Wug> for reasons of:
#1127 [11:31] <Wug> people use it on everyone they meet, and its really annoying
#1128 [11:31] <erran86> well ur wrong AuBot i HAVE paid for the game
#1129 [11:31] <Wug> ^ this is compounded by the fact that its now unreliable
#1130 [11:31] <Morrolan> That has been an "issue" since the very beginning, Wug.
#1131 [11:32] <Morrolan> And yes, it's unreliable now. HOwever he asked how it's done, so he got told.
#1132 [11:32] <Wug> Morrolan: and so, public overuse of it has been discouraged since the very beginning.
#1133 [11:32] <Morrolan> Fair enough, don't share it if you think it's better not to.
#1134 [11:33] <Wug> but with the mojang account migration thing, haspaid is no longer 100% reliable for the time being
#1135 [11:33] <Morrolan> I got that, yes.
#1136 [11:34] <Wug> posting it on the forums (for a while anyway) used to be warnable because people would go through every thread and find people whos minecraft username field wasnt paid for
#1137 [11:34] <Wug> it drove everybody up the wall
#1138 [11:34] <Morrolan> Wug, thanks for the history lesson, but I've been there as well.
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#1140 [11:34] <Wug> yeah, I spose
#1141 [11:34] <dankala> hello everyone
#1142 [11:34] <Wug> are you or have you ever been a forum mod?
#1143 [11:34] <dankala> im trying to install the planes mod on a vanilla bukkit
#1144 [11:34] <dankala> i can build the items, but the plane it self cant be draged out
#1145 [11:34] <Morrolan> I have not.
#1146 [11:35] <Wug> I know we have a few here but can never remember who they are
#1147 [11:35] <Wug> :mods > dankala
#1148 [11:35] <WugBot> dankala: (mods) This channel provides support for the vanilla (unmodded) version of minecraft. If you are having trouble playing one of the first things we'll ask you to do is remove any texture packs or mods.
#1149 [11:35] <WugBot> dankala: (mods) Support for bukkit can be found in #bukkit. Most usually come with instructions, make sure you read them. Also, you can try youtube for video tutorials.
#1150 [11:35] <Morrolan> I was just a pretty active user back then. Now, not so much.
#1151 [11:36] <Wug> I have like 1.2k posts or so. at this point, all I do is update my mod thread every so often
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#1153 [11:38] <dankala> hmm
#1154 [11:38] <dankala> hmm
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#1157 [11:42] <erran86> ok email sent
#1158 [11:43] <Wug> uhh email?
#1159 [11:43] <Wug> sent where?
#1160 [11:43] <erran86> to mojang
#1161 [11:43] <Wug> mojang doesnt help with mods
#1162 [11:43] <Wug> did you read the instructions?
#1163 [11:43] <erran86> mods?
#1164 [11:43] <Wug> ... crap
#1165 [11:43] <Wug> you're not that other guy
#1166 [11:43] <Wug> never mind
#1167 [11:43] <dankala> wug? could you help me?
#1168 [11:43] <erran86> lol no
#1169 [11:43] <erran86> ima chick :P
#1170 [11:43] <Wug> dankala: read the directions
#1171 [11:44] <Wug> ^ they're half a screen up
#1172 [11:44] <Kealper> guy a in a figurative sense, like saying "sup guys?!" when walking in to a room of people
#1173 [11:44] <erran86> lol i know :P
#1174 [11:44] <Wug> erran86: mojang knows about the issues with accounts caused by migrating to mojang accounts, its best not to flood them with emails about ti
#1175 [11:44] * Kealper always has to cover all the bases
#1175 [11:44] <Wug> Kealper is a chickdude
#1176 [11:45] * Wug hides :o
#1176 [11:45] <Kealper> :o
#1177 [11:45] <erran86> i didnt migrate tho
#1178 [11:45] <erran86> i have a minecraft.net account
#1179 [11:45] <Wug> erran86: ok, give me a second to read your issue and stop making a fool of myself :
#1180 [11:45] <Wug> :P
#1181 [11:45] <erran86> i didnt even know u could merge till one of yas told me today
#1182 [11:46] <erran86> i purchased minecraft on december 2nd
#1183 [11:46] <erran86> k?
#1184 [11:46] <erran86> its now December 19th
#1185 [11:46] <erran86> err 18th**
#1186 [11:46] <Wug> you purchased via credit card?
#1187 [11:46] <erran86> and when i log on to my minecraft account it still says i have to buy the game
#1188 [11:46] <erran86> yes a credit card
#1189 [11:47] <erran86> my credit card has been charged
#1190 [11:47] <Wug> a lot of people seem to be having issues like this lately, the charge will show up on the card but premium status will not be granted
#1191 [11:47] <Wug> started happening a month ago or so
#1192 [11:47] <erran86> i have proof on a bank statement in front of me
#1193 [11:47] <Wug> do you have a confirmation email?
#1194 [11:47] <erran86> yup
#1195 [11:47] <Wug> from mojang?
#1196 [11:47] <erran86> thats exactly whats wrong
#1197 [11:47] <erran86> nope
#1198 [11:47] <erran86> never got that either
#1199 [11:48] <erran86> :( sad face
#1200 [11:48] <Kealper> erran86: email help@mojang.com and explain what happened, they should be able to just confirm that you did make the payment and then just set you as premium
#1201 [11:48] <erran86> i did
#1202 [11:48] <Wug> then payment never got to them. have you tried following up with moneybookers about it?
#1203 [11:48] <Kealper> how long ago/
#1204 [11:48] <erran86> thats what i just did
#1205 [11:48] <Kealper> ?*
#1206 [11:48] <Wug> Kealper: just now
#1207 [11:48] <erran86> no i didnt
#1208 [11:48] <erran86> but that will be my next thing
#1209 [11:48] <Wug> <erran86> ok email sent
#1210 [11:49] <Wug> wasnt this what you were talking about?
#1211 [11:49] <erran86> it says Moneybookers right on the recipt
#1212 [11:49] <erran86> it was yes
#1213 [11:49] <Wug> oh, you mean you havent followed up with moneybookers but are about to.
#1214 [11:49] <Wug> ok.
#1215 [11:49] <erran86> i could i suppose
#1216 [11:49] <erran86> what should i tell them?
#1217 [11:49] <Wug> well, tbh, I'm not sure
#1218 [11:50] <Wug> I've never recommended following up with them before
#1219 [11:50] <Wug> it doesnt usually make sense because most of the time people have no record of a successful transaction on their end
#1220 [11:50] <Wug> I'm not sure if you can view transaction history or the status of previous payments
#1221 [11:51] <erran86> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/paid_for_game_but_no_email_and_no_game?utm_content=topic_link&utm_medium=email&utm_source=reply_notification
#1222 [11:51] <Wug> but if you can request those records you might be able to figure out where the payment seems to have been dropped
#1223 [11:51] <Kealper> you shouldn't need to email MB or anyone else, once Mojang reads your email you sent them they will fix your account up (it is Sunday right now, so it might take until tomorrow to get a response)
#1224 [11:51] <erran86> heres the post i read before
#1225 [11:51] <erran86> im not the only one with the issue
#1226 [11:51] <Kealper> no, it is an issue we see in here a lot, unfortunately :/
#1227 [11:52] <erran86> yeah it sucks
#1228 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Again, nothing we can do about it here.
#1229 [11:52] <erran86> a few guildies from WoW play
#1230 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Those getsatisfaction posts really aren't looked at by Mojang anyways.
#1231 [11:52] <erran86> they keep talking about their farm and the treehouse they made
#1232 [11:52] <erran86> it makes me /jelly
#1233 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Those that do post a problem, also never follow up when their problem is solved
#1234 [11:53] <dankala> could someone help me installing the plane mod on a vanilla v1.0.1 server??
#1235 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with mods here
#1236 [11:53] <Wug> dankala: we dont help with mods here
#1237 [11:53] <dankala> yeah, but maybe someone is in the channel
#1238 [11:53] <dankala> who knows about it
#1239 [11:54] <Kealper> dankala: this channel does not assist with mods
#1240 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> You'll be better off asking in the forum thread where you got the mod.
#1241 [11:54] <Wug> ^
#1242 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Or even contacting the mod's creator
#1243 [11:54] <Wug> flans on esper, his name is flan
#1244 [11:54] <Wug> /query flan
#1245 [11:54] <Wug> though he doesnt seem to be online now
#1246 [11:55] <Wug> try again later
#1247 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> /memoserv then
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#1249 [11:55] <Wug> GreyVulpine: flan wont be able to reply unless dankala has an account
#1250 [11:55] <Wug> ;account dankala
#1251 [11:55] <WugBot> dankala is not logged in.
#1252 [11:56] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#1252 [11:56] <Wug> dankala: it would be better for you to reply to the thread.
#1253 [11:56] <dankala> hmm
#1254 [11:57] <dankala> thanks
#1255 [11:59] <erran86> hmmmm so whats everyone up to?
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#1257 [12:00] <erran86> anyone wanna help me woith the stupid weather outside lol
#1258 [12:01] <TheNytangel> erran86: 2 things. 1. You can't change it without a mod.. 2. Don't go outside if you don't like it?
#1259 [12:02] <erran86> lol!
#1260 [12:02] <erran86> believe me im staying inside
#1261 [12:02] <erran86> anyways ty guys for the help im out
#1262 [12:06] <Kealper> rymate1234: having fun?
#1263 [12:06] <rymate1234> ye
#1264 [12:06] <rymate1234> :P
#1265 [12:08] <TheNytangel> Kick! Kick! That's 5!
#1266 [12:08] <rymate1234> technically
#1267 [12:08] <rymate1234> its 6
#1268 [12:08] <TheNytangel> Kick! Kick! That's 6!
#1269 [12:08] <TheNytangel> Better? :P
#1270 [12:08] <rymate1234> I'll kick myself
#1271 [12:08] <rymate1234> I'll kick myself
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#1274 [12:08] <rymate1234> der
#1275 [12:09] <rymate1234> TheNytangel: happy? :P
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#1277 [12:09] <TheNytangel> Vox should have done it..
#1278 [12:09] <TheNytangel> Sure
#1279 [12:10] <lilybet22222> my minecraft dont work
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#1281 [12:12] <lilybet22222> when i want to start, there is a black screen and then it close
#1282 [12:14] <lilybet22222> omg thats bullshit
#1283 [12:16] <Morrolan> Windows, Mac or Linux, lilybet22222?
#1284 [12:18] <lilybet22222> windows
#1285 [12:18] <lilybet22222> 7 64 bit
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#1287 [12:19] <Morrolan> Does your WIndows username happen to contain a "!" or similar?
#1288 [12:19] <lilybet22222> no
#1289 [12:19] <Wug> :fu
#1290 [12:19] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1291 [12:19] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1292 [12:21] <lilybet22222> dont help
#1293 [12:22] <TheNytangel> ??> lilybet22222 win/reinst
#1294 [12:22] <VoxelHead> lilybet22222: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1295 [12:22] <VoxelHead> lilybet22222: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1296 [12:23] <lilybet22222> there is just a "bin" folder
#1297 [12:23] <Morrolan> Seems as if it doesn't download all of it. :S
#1298 [12:23] <lilybet22222> yes i think so
#1299 [12:23] <TheNytangel> *gasp*
#1300 [12:23] <Morrolan> http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh try these instructions. When it then blackscreens it'll give you an error in the console. Paste that one on www.pastebin.com
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#1302 [12:24] <hiltzer> Any ides when MCServer.exe 1.0.1 will be out?
#1303 [12:24] <hiltzer> I noticed the GUI-less 1.0.1 is out
#1304 [12:25] <clarjon1> It already is...
#1305 [12:25] <TheNytangel> It is out...
#1306 [12:25] <hiltzer> downloading from: http://www.minecraft.net/download gives the 1.0.0
#1307 [12:25] <TheNytangel> It is for 1.0.0
#1308 [12:25] <Kealper> hiltzer: 1.0.0 server is the latest, 1.0.1 client works on 1.0.0 server, 1.0.1 client was just a small client bug fix
#1309 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#1310 [12:25] <clarjon1> wait what
#1311 [12:25] <clarjon1> no no other way around
#1312 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.1 is the latest server
#1313 [12:25] <hiltzer> Ah I was just confused when: [INFO] Starting minecraft server version 1.0.0
#1314 [12:25] * GreyVulpine kicks kealper
#1314 [12:25] <Kealper> wait, what
#1315 [12:26] <clarjon1> Kealper: Your facts are backwards.
#1316 [12:26] <hiltzer> Yeah I have the new .exe too
#1317 [12:26] <clarjon1> Latest client is 1.0.0
#1318 [12:26] <clarjon1> latest server is 1.0.1
#1319 [12:26] <Kealper> yeah, that
#1320 [12:26] <TheNytangel> Kealper: server 1.0.1, client 1.0 :P
#1321 [12:26] * Kealper isn't paying much attention to this chat right now
#1321 [12:26] <Kealper> doing other things, brain not fully here :o
#1322 [12:26] <hiltzer> Ah derp!
#1323 [12:26] <TheNytangel> It even says in the topic
#1324 [12:27] <Kealper> completely disregard everything i say, i can't be trusted at
#1325 [12:27] <Kealper> atm*
#1326 [12:27] <hiltzer> I checked the version number on .exe (Properties) but they dont fill in that field.
#1327 [12:27] <hiltzer> Thanks for the help guys!
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#1332 [12:33] <hiltzer> Yeah ok I just double checked
#1333 [12:33] <hiltzer> the .jar is 1.0.1
#1334 [12:34] <hiltzer> What is the difference between the .exe and the .jar . they both seem to have a GUI
#1335 [12:34] <TheNytangel> With the jar you can allocate more ram
#1336 [12:34] <TheNytangel> The exe is for lazy people
#1337 [12:35] <hiltzer> Yeah I am lazy! : P nah I didnt want to use the cmd line since I have n00bs remote in
#1338 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> IE, windows
#1339 [12:35] <Grim_Reaper> Good lord IE
#1340 [12:35] <Grim_Reaper> Run!
#1341 [12:35] <hiltzer> Will throwing the jar into the same dir as the .exe fuck it all up?
#1342 [12:35] <TheNytangel> No
#1343 [12:36] <hiltzer> ok cool, Ill just do that then. I have the JRE installed anyways and can call it from the command line
#1344 [12:36] <hiltzer> I just never bothered. Any way to let them know the .exe is outdated>?
#1345 [12:36] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: I have a question
#1346 [12:36] <TheNytangel> With the jar, if you put "nogui" at the end, it makes the white screen not pop up, right?
#1347 [12:36] <TheNytangel> Just the command prompt
#1348 [12:37] <TheNytangel> Right?
#1349 [12:37] <GreyVulpine> Right
#1350 [12:37] <TheNytangel> Is there a way to have the so called "gui" pop up, but not the command prompt?
#1351 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, don't know, haven't tried
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#1353 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps call javaw?
#1354 [12:38] <TheNytangel> I like how you think I know what that is and how to do it...
#1355 [12:38] <hiltzer> GUI Graphical User Interface
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#1358 [12:39] <alex33> Hello GreyVulpine can you helpå me, all my servers is closed.
#1359 [12:39] <TheNytangel> Hey GreyVulpine, I need help. I want to know how to do that :)
#1360 [12:40] <alex33> help*
#1361 [12:40] <Grim_Reaper> Hey GreyVulpine I also need help. I cant find my picture of my cat =\
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#1363 [12:40] <lilybet22222> when i start minecraft i get blackscreen and then it close but there is a file now
#1364 [12:40] <clarjon1> TheNytangel: instead of calling 'java.exe' call 'javaw.exe'
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#1367 [12:41] <curmet> We are trying to purchase the Minecraft game, but the payment webpage will not display properly in our browser - data feilds are on top of each other
#1368 [12:41] <lilybet22222> no
#1369 [12:41] <Muffins> hello?
#1370 [12:41] <Grim_Reaper> What browser are you using curmet?
#1371 [12:41] <Muffins> what browser are you using?
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#1373 [12:41] <curmet> Internet Explorer
#1374 [12:41] <hiltzer> what version
#1375 [12:42] <alex33> lilybet22222 go in "Start" and "%appdata%" and enter you come in to a map delete .minecraft
#1376 [12:42] <curmet> IE version 7
#1377 [12:42] <hiltzer> Current verison is 9, I would reccomend upgrading
#1378 [12:42] <lilybet22222> i did it already
#1379 [12:42] <lilybet22222> 4 times
#1380 [12:42] <Grim_Reaper> Try use another browser
#1381 [12:42] <lilybet22222> now there is a file
#1382 [12:42] <lilybet22222> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # #
#1383 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 -Copy the contents of the file to pastebin.com and submit it
#1384 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the URl
#1385 [12:43] <clarjon1> curmet: Current version for Windows XP is IE8, current version for VIsta and Win7 is IE9 -- It is recommended you update for security fixes and better web rendering.
#1386 [12:43] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: that worked, but a black screen still popped up that I needed to close..
#1387 [12:43] <curmet> So it wont dislay properly with IE v7?
#1388 [12:43] <clarjon1> curmet: APparently not.
#1389 [12:43] <alex33> GreyVulpine can you help me, all my servers is closed.
#1390 [12:44] <lilybet22222> how do send a file on that page?
#1391 [12:44] <Muffins> so, I get a bsod when trying to run minecraft, I've reinstalled both java and my drivers, any ideas?
#1392 [12:44] <curmet> OK, thanks - I guess we are out of luck
#1393 [12:46] <clarjon1> out of luck? how on earth...
#1394 [12:47] <lilybet22222> http://pastebin.com/SkkQGDNs
#1395 [12:48] <lilybet22222> thats the content
#1396 [12:48] <alex33> HALLO
#1397 [12:49] <lilybet22222> hallo
#1398 [12:49] <alex33> http://cbe004.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.esper.net&channel=%23minecrafthelp
#1399 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - Do you happen to have a Toshiba C660 laptop?
#1400 [12:49] <lilybet22222> no
#1401 [12:49] <lilybet22222> a
#1402 [12:50] <lilybet22222> asus g73jh
#1403 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us a dxdiag, lilybet22222?
#1404 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> lilybet22222 win/dxdiag
#1405 [12:50] <VoxelHead> lilybet22222: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1406 [12:50] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: how do you get rid of the black command prompt when I start it with javaw instead? D:
#1407 [12:50] <VoxelHead> lilybet22222: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#1409 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Don't believe you can
#1410 [12:50] <alex33> GreyVulpine can you help me, all my servers is closed.
#1411 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> Nothing I can do about that here. Yell at the people running the server
#1412 [12:51] <Muffins> *cough* *are
#1413 [12:52] <alex33> GreyVulpine Can you not help me??
#1414 [12:53] <Wug> alex33: wha?
#1415 [12:53] <Muffins> no, GreyVulpine cannot help you, alex33
#1416 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> His servers aren't online
#1417 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> He wants us to fix it
#1418 [12:54] <Grim_Reaper> ._.
#1419 [12:54] <lilybet22222> http://pastebin.com/XDzyZ7xJ
#1420 [12:54] <lilybet22222> here it is
#1421 [12:54] <Wug> alex33: we cant magically make your servers come online
#1422 [12:54] <Wug> contact the admins or something
#1423 [12:55] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - Download and install these updated video drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx
#1424 [12:55] <alex33> Ok
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#1427 [12:58] <TheNytangel> 8 CPUs.. 1.7GHz
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#1429 [12:58] <TheNytangel> Well then
#1430 [12:58] <Kealper> derp.
#1431 [12:58] <mib_2mpjcm> can anyone help me?
#1432 [12:59] <mib_2mpjcm> "/hiperson"
#1433 [13:00] <Wug> TheNytangel: its a laptop. the mobile i7s clock down pretty far
#1434 [13:00] <TheNytangel> Right...
#1435 [13:00] <Kealper> it also isn't 8 cores
#1436 [13:00] <TheNytangel> Kealper: I didn't say cores, did I?
#1437 [13:00] <Wug> Kealper: its 8 logical
#1438 [13:01] <Wug> which is close enough
#1439 [13:01] <Wug> :ww > mib_2mpjcm
#1440 [13:01] <WugBot> mib_2mpjcm: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#1441 [13:01] <Kealper> that only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and small nuclear devices, not in computing ._.
#1442 [13:01] <Wug> Kealper: noep
#1443 [13:02] <Kealper> intel hyperthreading is a marketing scam D:
#1444 [13:02] <Wug> its not as bad as it used to be
#1445 [13:02] <Kealper> does it actually do something now?
#1446 [13:02] <Wug> yeah, at least on the core i series processors
#1447 [13:02] <Wug> pentiums ... bleh
#1448 [13:03] <mib_2mpjcm> when i load minecraft the log in screen comes up and than it loads and than its just a black screne for ever
#1449 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#1450 [13:03] <mib_2mpjcm> no
#1451 [13:03] <Kealper> Wug: that's where my hate for HT originated ._.
#1452 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Operating system?
#1453 [13:03] <Wug> Kealper: do you also hate all 3GHz processors lol
#1454 [13:03] <Kealper> Wug: only the 3ghz pentium 4s
#1455 [13:03] <Wug> wololo
#1456 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Kealper also hates people that hate audiophiles.
#1457 [13:04] <mib_2mpjcm> it only brings up the log in screne
#1458 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - Operating system?
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#1460 [13:04] <mib_2mpjcm> windos
#1461 [13:04] * Kealper glares at his old 1.8ghz cpu that ran faster than 3ghz p4s
#1461 [13:04] * Wug kicked wololo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ololo :BAM)
#1462 [13:04] <mib_2mpjcm> windows
#1463 [13:04] <Wug> Kealper: one thing I learned about that
#1464 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - Do you get any error messages? Any files named hs_Err_pid?
#1465 [13:04] <Wug> the pentium 4s had a new internal architecture
#1466 [13:05] <Wug> as a result, programs that had been optimized for previous processors ran poorly on them
#1467 [13:05] <mib_2mpjcm> well it use to say something about a bad video card
#1468 [13:05] <lilybet22222> i get those grey vulpine
#1469 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - And it'll be fixed when you update your video drivers
#1470 [13:05] <mib_2mpjcm> but now the screen is shades of white to black
#1471 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - Do you know how to update your video drivers?
#1472 [13:05] <mib_2mpjcm> how do i update them?
#1473 [13:05] <Wug> they werent as bad as it looked like. they still burned watts, but they were slightly less crippled than unupdated benchmarks would leave you to believe
#1474 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - Give us a dxdiag
#1475 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_2mpjcm win/dxdiag
#1476 [13:05] <VoxelHead> mib_2mpjcm: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1477 [13:05] <VoxelHead> mib_2mpjcm: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1478 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1479 [13:06] <mib_2mpjcm> whats that
#1480 [13:06] <mib_2mpjcm> ok
#1481 [13:06] <lilybet22222> i update but it wont work
#1482 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - Did you run the installer?
#1483 [13:06] <Kealper> Wug: i didn't go by benchmarks, every single P4 i've used.... my 700mhz p3 felt much faster...
#1484 [13:06] <lilybet22222> yes
#1485 [13:07] <mib_2mpjcm> whats the win/dxdiag?
#1486 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - Did the installer give you any error messages? Did you reboot at the end?
#1487 [13:07] <Kealper> mib_2mpjcm: follow what VoxelHead said just a few seconds ago
#1488 [13:07] <Wug> I have a 1GHz pentium 2 in this box. its slower than death
#1489 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_2mpjcm - It shows us more information about your system
#1490 [13:07] <Kealper> Wug: p3s were nice :o
#1491 [13:07] <mib_2mpjcm> ok thanks
#1492 [13:08] <lilybet22222> there were no error messages
#1493 [13:08] <Kealper> infact iirc the core/core2/core i* are built off the p3
#1494 [13:08] <Wug> lol yeah
#1495 [13:08] <GreyVulpine> lilybet22222 - Did you reboot your machine after you finished installing?
#1496 [13:08] <Wug> because the p4 architecture pretty much was a flop
#1497 [13:08] <Wug> its the bulldozer of 5 years ago
#1498 [13:08] <Wug> +/- a few years
#1499 [13:13] <lilybet22222> i deiinstal the driver now then restart my pc install them again and then i try again minecrat
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#1503 [13:25] <mib_cgabgl> Hello, we paid for mindcraft and have version 1.8.1 world. Just started in the summer and now having problems getting back in. Read through hundreds of forums and can't find answers.
#1504 [13:25] <mib_cgabgl> Hello, we paid for mindcraft and have version 1.8.1 world. Just started in the summer and now having problems getting back in. Read through hundreds of forums and can't find answers.
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#1506 [13:26] <Wug> miblets y u have no patience
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#1508 [13:27] <mad_junebug> Hello, we paid for mindcraft and have version 1.8.1 world. Just started in the summer and now having problems getting back in. Read through hundreds of forums and can't find answers.
#1509 [13:27] <TheNytangel> Lol
#1510 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> What problems
#1511 [13:28] <mad_junebug> I have a server question and creative mod question
#1512 [13:28] <mad_junebug> 1)Had my server running great for 2 months. then all of a sudden can use it an niether can my friends. got the message ".....invalid server key" when attempted several times to go back in like it stated on the forum, it then gives me another message that the server is outdated. So I went through the whole set up process again and saved under folder 2 as per
#1513 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.1 of the server binary fixes the invalid server key problem
#1514 [13:29] <mad_junebug> wiki setting up a server instructions. Ports and IP working and connected(port tested). Server is the same number as the original.
#1515 [13:29] <TheNytangel> mad_junebug: did you download the server for 1.0?
#1516 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> the invalid server key is a 1.0.0 problem
#1517 [13:29] <mad_junebug> I know we are at 1.8.1 this should be fixed
#1518 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> 1.8.1? Are you sure?
#1519 [13:30] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1520 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> You're still using a buggy beta release of the client and server? Why?
#1521 [13:30] <Grim_Reaper> mad_junebug are you from the past by any chance :p?
#1522 [13:30] <mad_junebug> Thats what it says when we sign into mindcraft
#1523 [13:30] <Grim_Reaper> Try using force update
#1524 [13:30] <mib_2mpjcm> gray vulpine this is the browzer http://pastebin.com/rPPU0SS9
#1525 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> Why aren't you using the latest version of the client and server?
#1526 [13:31] <mad_junebug> just new to this , only 15yrs old
#1527 [13:31] <TheNytangel> 704MB of RAM?
#1528 [13:31] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: eek
#1529 [13:31] <TheNytangel> Wow
#1530 [13:31] <mib_2mpjcm> what wug?
#1531 [13:31] <mad_junebug> can you help me get updated
#1532 [13:31] <TheNytangel> mib_2mpjcm: you don't even have a GB of ram....
#1533 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Did you pay for minecraft?
#1534 [13:31] <mad_junebug> yes\
#1535 [13:31] <Wug> mad_junebug: whats your minecraft account name?
#1536 [13:32] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: your computer is ... old
#1537 [13:32] <TheNytangel> Integrated graphics...
#1538 [13:32] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1539 [13:32] <TheNytangel> Wug, and bad
#1540 [13:32] <mib_2mpjcm> yea i kmow lol
#1541 [13:32] <mad_junebug> mad_junebug
#1542 [13:32] <Grim_Reaper> !paid mad_junebuf
#1543 [13:32] <Grim_Reaper> !paid mad_junebug
#1544 [13:32] <Grim_Reaper> !paid mad_junebug
#1545 [13:32] <mad_junebug> mad_junebug
#1546 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> Using windows?
#1547 [13:33] <mib_2mpjcm> how can u fix that? Wug?
#1548 [13:33] <mad_junebug> Thats what I ment
#1549 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Are you using windows?
#1550 [13:33] <mad_junebug> yes windows 7
#1551 [13:33] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: Fix the fact that your computer is old? ....
#1552 [13:33] <Wug> We don't do miracles here
#1553 [13:33] <TheNytangel> Lol
#1554 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1555 [13:33] <Wug> we might be able to make it run minecraft though
#1556 [13:33] <mib_2mpjcm> so i need a new computer
#1557 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Press enter, find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for "Saves"
#1558 [13:33] <Wug> if nvidias stupid website will work
#1559 [13:33] <TheNytangel> Wug: HAHAHA
#1560 [13:34] <TheNytangel> *cough* Sorry..
#1561 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Then redownload the launcher from minecraft.net/download and use that to run minecraft again
#1562 [13:35] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: download and install the driver from this page: http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_2k_93.71_2.html
#1563 [13:35] <mib_2mpjcm> k
#1564 [13:35] <Wug> your last driver update was 5 years ago, so there is some hope that it will work after this
#1565 [13:35] <mad_junebug> okay just deleted files except saves. going to the next step
#1566 [13:35] <Wug> It probably wont work well though, for that you'd want to invest in a newer computer.
#1567 [13:36] <mib_2mpjcm> ok
#1568 [13:36] <mib_2mpjcm> its almost done
#1569 [13:36] <mib_2mpjcm> k its done
#1570 [13:36] <mad_junebug> Grey do you want me to save or run exe?
#1571 [13:36] <Wug> mad_junebug: save
#1572 [13:36] <GreyVulpine> Save it to a place
#1573 [13:37] <Wug> Somewhere you will be able to find it
#1574 [13:37] <mib_2mpjcm> Wug do i install it
#1575 [13:37] <TheNytangel> Hmm.. that piece of centelope tasted like cotton candy
#1576 [13:37] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: yep
#1577 [13:37] <mib_2mpjcm> k
#1578 [13:37] <Wug> TheNytangel: mustve been the mold
#1579 [13:37] <TheNytangel> But this says sell by december 21st..
#1580 [13:37] <mad_junebug> saved to a folder on my desktop
#1581 [13:38] <mad_junebug> whats next?
#1582 [13:38] <TheNytangel> Run it
#1583 [13:38] <mib_2mpjcm> ok what now?
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#1585 [13:39] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: did it ask you to restart your computer?
#1586 [13:39] <Daws> no
#1587 [13:40] <mib_2mpjcm> ummm not yet
#1588 [13:40] <Wug> Daws: if we're talking to you, we'll say your name
#1589 [13:40] <mib_2mpjcm> it isent responding...
#1590 [13:40] <TheNytangel> I wonder why..
#1591 [13:40] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: the driver installer stopped working?
#1592 [13:41] <mib_2mpjcm> its not responding. it should load after a few
#1593 [13:41] <mib_2mpjcm> k its loading again
#1594 [13:41] <mad_junebug> grey are you still there?
#1595 [13:41] <mib_2mpjcm> ok it asked to restart. should i?
#1596 [13:41] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: yep
#1597 [13:41] <TheNytangel> Ja
#1598 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes, I'm still here
#1599 [13:42] <mib_2mpjcm> tham rejoin this chat?
#1600 [13:42] <TheNytangel> Sure
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#1602 [13:42] <Wug> mib_2mpjcm: sure
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#1604 [13:42] <Wug> mad_junebug: run the file you downloaded
#1605 [13:42] <Wug> it will prompt you to login, do so
#1606 [13:42] <mad_junebug> not everything saved to the folder I think I have to try it again. But that is what I did in the first place. Is this how you get the updated versions?
#1607 [13:43] <Wug> minecraft is supposed to automatically update
#1608 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - This ensures that everything minecraft is deleted from your computer.
#1609 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> When you run minecraft again, it'll download new, unmodified minecraft files
#1610 [13:44] <TheNytangel> This fruit tastes.. sparkling
#1611 [13:45] <mad_junebug> Thats what got me in the middle of the ocean or something with no land or food. okay, but before we go any further I would really like to get a the creative server
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#1613 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Do you run the server yourself?
#1614 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> First off, when you deleted everything from .minecraft except for saves, then redownloaded and ran minecraft again, did you see that you were running 1.0.0?
#1615 [13:46] <mad_junebug> yes how do we get the most recent version?
#1616 [13:47] <TheNytangel> ...
#1617 [13:47] <TheNytangel> 1.0.0 is the most recent version
#1618 [13:47] <Wug> mad_junebug: the most recent version of the server can be found here:
#1619 [13:47] <Wug> :server
#1620 [13:47] <WugBot> server: You can download the server by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft_Server.exe ) (For Linux and OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft_server.jar )
#1621 [13:47] <Wug> you'd want the windows one
#1622 [13:48] <TheNytangel> Wug.. lazy
#1623 [13:48] <Wug> I am lazy
#1624 [13:48] <Wug> if I put 100% effort into solving every problem I found here I'd have failed out of college
#1625 [13:48] <mad_junebug> grey what do you think?
#1626 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> Think?
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#1628 [13:49] <kermi> Wug i am back i restarted the computer
#1629 [13:50] <Wug> kermi: check if it works then
#1630 [13:50] <kermi> minecraft?
#1631 [13:50] <Wug> yes
#1632 [13:50] <kermi> k
#1633 [13:51] <mad_junebug> I don't know where I got 1.8.1 before but now I have 1.0.0 version. How do I get the next version. 1.0.1?
#1634 [13:51] <TheNytangel> There is no 1.0.1
#1635 [13:51] <Grim_Reaper> Pre release?
#1636 [13:52] <Wug> mad_junebug: 1.0.0 is the most recent version of the client
#1637 [13:52] <Wug> 1.0.1 is server only, downloading the server from minecraft.net will give you 1.0.1
#1638 [13:52] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine: why does the topic say we cannot login at minecraft.net? I can login just fine
#1639 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Erm, huh, what
#1640 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> !topic
#1641 [13:53] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: topic [ Rules: http://goo.gl/bmDxr | Bug tracker: http://goo.gl/GZWrJ | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues. | Minecraft client 1.0.0 is out. Server is 1.0.1 | People currently cannot login at www.minecraft.net ] ... changed [ DopeGhoti | Sat Dec 17 17:51:06 MST 2011 ] ... undo [ yes ]
#1642 [13:53] <Grim_Reaper> Oh lordy D:
#1643 [13:53] <kermi> it didnt work:(
#1644 [13:53] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: People who signed up for Mojang's global account solution can't.
#1645 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Oh, if you were foolish enough to update to.. ^
#1646 [13:53] <TheNytangel> Right...
#1647 [13:53] <Morrolan> Foolish enough? And there I was, thinking that Mojang would have actually tested this before releasing it into the public.
#1648 [13:53] <TheNytangel> I have no idea what that is
#1649 [13:53] * GreyVulpine coughs
#1649 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - account.mojang.com
#1650 [13:54] <mad_junebug> so does this mean my server will always be outdated?
#1651 [13:54] <TheNytangel> DON'T MAKE ME
#1652 [13:54] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: GLobal login to Minecraft and all their other games.
#1653 [13:54] <Morrolan> That is, Cobalt & Scrolls
#1654 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - You always have to update your server manually when it updates
#1655 [13:54] <clarjon1> mad_junebug: 1.8.1 is "Minecraft Beta"
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#1657 [13:54] <clarjon1> mad_junebug: 1.0.1 is "Minecraft Final Release"
#1658 [13:54] <clarjon1> mad_junebug: They changed the numbering now that it's out of beta :)
#1659 [13:55] <kermi> Wug it didnt work
#1660 [13:55] <Morrolan> Back in a bit
#1661 [13:55] <Wug> kermi: it has never worked before on that computer right?
#1662 [13:55] <kermi> right
#1663 [13:55] <Wug> it probably isnt going to then
#1664 [13:55] <kermi> ok. thank you for ur time
#1665 [13:56] <Wug> sorry :P
#1666 [13:56] <kermi> its ok
#1667 [13:56] <TheNytangel> Ugh
#1668 [13:56] <mad_junebug> that is what we had 1.8.1 beta. how can I get the most current if this is outdated already?
#1669 [13:56] <TheNytangel> I just used the bathroom, now I need to go again -_-
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#1672 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - For the server? Download it again from minecraft.net/download
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#1674 [13:58] <Morrolan> Very well, SSL connection seems to work. :)
#1675 [14:00] <mad_junebug> grey when I run it this is what I get. Do i need to restart my laptop?-Perhaps a server is already running on that port?**** FAILED TO BIND TO PORT!
#1676 [14:00] <kermie> I can't get on to the old (free edition) every time Iry to go on it just shows the Java icon and then goes to a 'black screen', but I was able to get on and play just a few days ago no problem. I also updated my version of Java Which I got only a few days ago does anyone know what is worng?
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#1678 [14:02] <Wug> mad_junebug: if the server is running, you need to stop it before running it again
#1679 [14:02] <Wug> also, if you have a firewall, you may have to make an exception, though you shouldnt if you have been running a server before
#1680 [14:03] <Wug> kermie: if you updated to java 7 you might have to roll back to java 6
#1681 [14:03] <Wug> :j
#1682 [14:03] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1683 [14:04] <kermie> when I try to play the old minecraft (free edition) it just gives me a black screen, what should I do?
#1684 [14:06] <Wug> kermie: if you updated to java 7 you might have to roll back to java 6
#1685 [14:06] <mad_junebug> Okay its running now should I have a look in mind craft? By the way how do I get "creative"? I will be back in a second...
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#1689 [14:10] <mib_s43xyx> how do fix having bad video card drivers
#1690 [14:12] <mad_junebug> I am in the middle of a large body of water and can't find any land. Same as before. can anyone help? I see GreyVulpine is idling.
#1691 [14:12] <Gibbi> Hi, I need help with the launcher. Can someone help me?
#1692 [14:12] <WugBot> Gibbi: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#1693 [14:12] <Wug> mad_junebug: to enter creative mode use /gamemode <yourname> 1
#1694 [14:13] <Gibbi> The launcher gives me a grey screen where the launcher shows the internet page and I can't click anything on the launcher window, so I can't log and play.
#1695 [14:13] <Wug> to leave it, use 0 instead of 1
#1696 [14:13] <mib_s43xyx> Wug how do u fix having bad video crad
#1697 [14:13] <Wug> :dx > mib_s43xyx
#1698 [14:13] <WugBot> mib_s43xyx: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1699 [14:13] <WugBot> mib_s43xyx: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1700 [14:15] <Wug> Gibbi: has it worked before
#1701 [14:16] <mad_junebug> Okay WugBot. I will need at least 3 entries so please follow. i will let you know when I am done. Wug. once we get the water issue sorted we will diffenitily try the creative game mode thanks.
#1702 [14:16] <mib_s43xyx> wugbot http://pastebin.com/hZVTDDF4
#1703 [14:17] <mad_junebug> 1)Had my server running great for 2 months. then all of a sudden can use it an niether can my friends. got the message ".....invalid server key" when
#1704 [14:17] <mib_s43xyx> did u get it wugbot
#1705 [14:17] <mad_junebug> attempted several times to go back in like it stated on the forum, it then gives me another message that the server is outdated. So I went through the whole set up process again and saved under folder 2 as per wiki setting up a server instructions. Ports and IP working and connected(port tested). Server is the same number as the original.
#1706 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Are you running the old server?
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#1708 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Redownload minecraft_server.exe, save it to a completely new folder.
#1709 [14:18] <Wug> mib_s43xyx: download and install drivers from here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&keyword=%2282915G+windows+xp%22&lang=eng
#1710 [14:19] <mad_junebug> Server properties are the same. I ran the server, went into mindcraft browser, multiplayer and directly connected to my server. Got in but I am in the middle of a very large body of water. No land to be seen for over 10 minutes in each direction. I can't get a map and or food. So I die. Where is my original city that I built when I first got started?
#1711 [14:19] <mad_junebug> Grey is back..
#1712 [14:19] <Gibbi> @Wug nope, never worked. I bought it and I runned the launcher but it didn't worked. Java is ok and also the video card and his drivers.
#1713 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> The original city you built was in the other folder with the old server files
#1714 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> In the /world folder
#1715 [14:20] <mad_junebug> yes thats correct which I deleted. I will run again and save to a new folder. give me a minute
#1716 [14:20] <mib_s43xyx> Wug it says i have to restart the computer should i
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#1718 [14:21] <mib_s43xyx> ?
#1719 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_s43xyx - You should
#1720 [14:22] <mib_s43xyx> ok
#1721 [14:23] <Wug> alright, I'm going to get food
#1722 [14:23] <Wug> I'm dying of hunger.
#1723 [14:24] <mad_junebug> Wug while I am waiting to run exe again. when you mean /gamemode is that in the mind craft fold in server properties or when we finally get into the game?
#1724 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - In the game.
#1725 [14:25] <Gibbi> Can anyone help me with my launcher problem?
#1726 [14:25] <WugBot> Gibbi: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#1727 [14:26] <kermie> alri thanks guys
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#1731 [14:32] <mr_boo> wugbot i asked u before how to update the video card and i did and restarted thre computer but it still doesnt work
#1732 [14:33] <Morrolan> WugBot is, as you can judge by his name, a bot. He won't really be able to help you on his own.
#1733 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Were you the one with the geforce4 card?
#1734 [14:33] <Morrolan> You better ask whoever was helping you besides WugBot back then. :)
#1735 [14:34] <mr_boo> wug bot isnt a bot
#1736 [14:34] <mr_boo> he is a person
#1737 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> WugBot is a a bot
#1738 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Hence, WugBot
#1739 [14:34] <Morrolan> ALlow me to have some doubts, mr_boo.
#1740 [14:34] <mr_boo> can somebody help me then
#1741 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> Let's see...
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#1743 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> You were the one with a gig of RAM, and an intel video chipset..
#1744 [14:35] <Wug> wugbot is a stupid bot that occasionally does smart things
#1745 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Try running minecraft with these instructions: http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#1746 [14:36] <mr_boo> ill try
#1747 [14:38] <mr_boo> greyvulpine it just opened up... it didnt let me save it anywhere
#1748 [14:38] <GreyVulpine> Follow the instructions in the pastebin exactly
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#1753 [14:43] <mr_boo> how do u change tghe file type to all files
#1754 [14:43] <mr_boo> greyvulpine
#1755 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Do you have notepad open?
#1756 [14:44] <mr_boo> whats notepad
#1757 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Did you make a new text file?
#1758 [14:44] <mad_junebug> Grey I am back, the ocean is gone !! I found land!!. Thanks However, The commands don't work for the game mode {creative} and for spawning items.
#1759 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Did you op yourself on the server?
#1760 [14:45] <mad_junebug> Whats "op yourself"?
#1761 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> Did you make yourself an admin by using either the op command, or by adding your name to the ops.txt file?
#1762 [14:46] <mr_boo> grey when i go to save as you can only say where to save it and change the file type and the name
#1763 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Then change the file type. There should be an option for "All files"
#1764 [14:47] <mad_junebug> Grey thanks for remindig me. I "op"ed myself ! in the ops file in my folder
#1765 [14:47] <mr_boo> no there isnt.
#1766 [14:47] <mr_boo> the closest one is unofied office text
#1767 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Then in the filename field, put in "run.bat" with quotes
#1768 [14:47] <mr_boo> *unified
#1769 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> Save it in the place where you downloaded minecraft.jar to
#1770 [14:48] <mr_boo> ok
#1771 [14:48] <mr_boo> wait run.bat with the qoutes
#1772 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1773 [14:48] <mad_junebug> Q- in the server properties can we change game mode from 0 to 1 to make it creative mode?
#1774 [14:48] <mr_boo> ok
#1775 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Only when making a new world
#1776 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> If the world is already created, that field does nothing
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#1779 [14:49] <Bens_Dream> Can someone experienced in Bukkit use TeamViewer to fix my server please?
#1780 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> mad_junebug - Once you op yourself, use /gamemode yourname 1
#1781 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> This will switch you to creative mode
#1782 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Bens_Dream - For bukkit questions, use #bukkit or #bukkithelp
#1783 [14:49] <frogaincia> can anyone help me
#1784 [14:49] <WugBot> frogaincia: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#1785 [14:50] <Bens_Dream> I'm banned from #bukkit for no reason
#1786 [14:50] <frogaincia> i start the game up and i cant move
#1787 [14:50] <frogaincia> :(
#1788 [14:50] <Morrolan> Grey - It might be easier to change the instructions so it tells them to call the file "run.bat" instead of using the "all files" options anyway.
#1789 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Yeah..yeah.
#1790 [14:51] <Morrolan> ??< index
#1791 [14:51] <frogaincia> can you help me i cant move
#1792 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> Bens_Dream - You were banned from #bukkit on Oct 26th
#1793 [14:51] <Bens_Dream> For what reason?
#1794 [14:51] <Morrolan> ?? phantominput
#1795 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> One moment, let me pull up those logs for that day
#1796 [14:51] <VoxelHead> phantominput: If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#1797 [14:51] <Bens_Dream> TY
#1798 [14:51] <mr_boo> grey i tried to open it but nothing happens
#1799 [14:51] <Morrolan> frogaincia: You don't happen to have that piece of software installed?
#1800 [14:51] <mr_boo> i double clicked
#1801 [14:51] <Morrolan> "Constant guard by comcast", that is?
#1802 [14:52] <frogaincia> yes i do
#1803 [14:52] <Morrolan> That's your issue then, uninstall this and you should be fine.
#1804 [14:52] <frogaincia> i already tried that
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#1806 [14:53] <mr_boo> greyvulpine
#1807 [14:53] <mr_boo> what should i do
#1808 [14:53] <Morrolan> Patience, mr_boo.
#1809 [14:54] <mr_boo> can u help me morrolan
#1810 [14:54] <Morrolan> Bens_Dream: You pretty much spammed the channel that day.
#1811 [14:54] <Bens_Dream> o.O I did?!
#1812 [14:54] <Morrolan> mr_boo: Just wait for Greyvulpine, since he knows what your exact issue is and all.
#1813 [14:54] <Bens_Dream> I don't spam on IRCs
#1814 [14:54] <Morrolan> Bens_Dream: I can provide you with a log, give me a moment.
#1815 [14:54] <Bens_Dream> TY
#1816 [14:54] <mr_boo> ok morrolan
#1817 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo has 1 gig of RAM, and an intel video card.
#1818 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> I sent him instructions on how to launch minecraft with the batch file
#1819 [14:55] <mr_boo> i followed the instruction percisily
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#1821 [14:56] <mr_boo> and then i tried to open it and nothing haoppened
#1822 [14:56] <mr_boo> *happened
#1823 [14:56] <mad_junebug> GreyV , thanks very much for helping me out I am back in the game in creative mode !!! you are the best.
#1824 [14:56] <frogaincia> can any one help me I cont move
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#1826 [14:56] <frogaincia> *cant
#1827 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Did you then double click on Run.bat?
#1828 [14:56] <mr_boo> yes
#1829 [14:56] <mr_boo> then a black screen comes on for a mili second
#1830 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Did you put Run.bat in the same place where you had minecraft.jar downloaded to?
#1831 [14:57] <mr_boo> yes same folder
#1832 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Right click on Run.bat, choose edit
#1833 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Tell me what is inside
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#1835 [14:58] <mr_boo> run.bat, minecraft(1).jar, and new open document
#1836 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Rename minecraft(1).jar to minecraft.jar
#1837 [14:59] <mr_boo> i didnt change anything
#1838 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Again
#1839 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Rename minecraft(1).jar to minecraft.jar
#1840 [14:59] <mr_boo> a black screen still comes on for a milisecond
#1841 [15:00] <mr_boo> i changed the name
#1842 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> Right click on Run.bat, do you get a list of options?
#1843 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> Choose "Edit"
#1844 [15:01] <mr_boo> i am in edit
#1845 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> What are the two lines in Run.bat?
#1846 [15:02] <mr_boo> there are a bunch of random letters and symbols
#1847 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Did you copy exactly what was in the instuctions?
#1848 [15:02] <mr_boo> yup
#1849 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Tell me exactly what you put in
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#1851 [15:03] <mr_boo> java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#1852 [15:03] <mr_boo> i put that in the text document
#1853 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> Alright. Did you put in pause in the second line as the instructions told you to?
#1854 [15:03] <Bens_Dream> Where'd Morrolan go?
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#1856 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> I think he's busy looking at logs for you
#1857 [15:03] <Morrolan> Sorry, had some issues with my client's logviewer.
#1858 [15:04] <Morrolan> Sent you a pastebin file in a notice.
#1859 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Looks like you spammed the chat, ignored instructions, and was being rather uncooperative
#1860 [15:04] <Bens_Dream> Ah right, ty
#1861 [15:04] <Morrolan> Had to first find out where my client saved the logs, since its logviewer doesn't support ctrl-a. :S
#1862 [15:04] <Asdf> Hi, i recently bought minecraft, i downloaded it but when i click it, nothing happens. Can anyone help?
#1863 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Asdf - What operating system?
#1864 [15:04] <Asdf> Windows 7
#1865 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Do you have java installed asdf?
#1866 [15:05] <Asdf> yep
#1867 [15:05] <Bens_Dream> That's not me.
#1868 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> Asdf - you downloaded minecraft.exe from minecraft.net/download?
#1869 [15:05] <Asdf> Java 7 SE
#1870 [15:05] <Bens_Dream> Tat's someone else.
#1871 [15:05] <Bens_Dream> *That's
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#1873 [15:05] <Asdf> yes.
#1874 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> Asdf - Java 7 has been known to cause problems with minecraft. we recommend 6 around here
#1875 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> Bens_Dream - They're using the same IP address as you were
#1876 [15:05] <Morrolan> Bens_Dream: He's got the same hostmask and nick?
#1877 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> With the same name, "Ben"
#1878 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> I have no idea, but I can promise you that's not me.
#1879 [15:06] <Asdf> But i can perfectly play minecraft from the browser, but minecraft.exe just doesnt work. Is it really something to do wit java?
#1880 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1881 [15:06] <Morrolan> Well, say it were your brother or so, chances are still slim that the bukkit guys will unban you, since that would allow whoever it was to come back as well.
#1882 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> OH WAIT
#1883 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> Sorry
#1884 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> I was looking at the wrong name
#1885 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> I'm JIMCRICKET on there
#1886 [15:06] <Bens_Dream> Not Ben.
#1887 [15:06] <mr_boo> greyvulpine the same thing still happens
#1888 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> [03:56.47pm] <JIMCRICKET> Wow
#1889 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> [03:56.48pm] <JIMCRICKET> You guys are cunts
#1890 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> [03:56.49pm] <JIMCRICKET> Fuck yo
#1891 [15:07] * GreyVulpine points ^
#1891 [15:07] <Morrolan> Bens_Dream: YOu changed your name several times during that log.
#1892 [15:07] <Bens_Dream> Yep
#1893 [15:07] <Bens_Dream> That were me.
#1894 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - When you put in pause...
#1895 [15:07] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#1895 [15:08] <Bens_Dream> How appreciative of him
#1896 [15:08] <Bens_Dream> So how do I appeal that ban?
#1897 [15:08] <Morrolan> There might be a section on bukkit's forum you could try.
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#1899 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> You were banned by EvilSeph sets mode: +b *!*@cpc6-slam5-2-0-cust260.2-4.cable.virginmedia.com
#1900 [15:08] <Morrolan> If there is not then you could (politely) query the guy who banned you.
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#1902 [15:09] <Bens_Dream> Ah right
#1903 [15:09] <Bens_Dream> Thanks.
#1904 [15:10] <mib_5irnp6> hello
#1905 [15:10] <Bens_Dream> Hi
#1906 [15:10] <Bens_Dream> Hi
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#1909 [15:12] <Luann> Help! My son bought Minecraft in September, and now it's saying he has to buy it again and he can't play. What should he do?
#1910 [15:12] <blzbubdub> Hi I am getting a black screen on the launch - running XP sp3
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#1912 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> Luann - Do a http://www.minecraft.net/sendemailverification on all email addresses he normally uses.
#1913 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> Luann - It'll send back a email with all MC usernames linked to that account, including which one(s) are premium
#1914 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - Has it ever worked before?
#1915 [15:14] <blzbubdub> nope my son just bought it the other day
#1916 [15:14] <mib_9zonfi> Hey something is up with my openGL. The error says this: Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an acceleration OpenGL mode
#1917 [15:14] <WugBot> mib_9zonfi: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1918 [15:14] <WugBot> mib_9zonfi: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1919 [15:14] <Luann> Yes, it worked until about a month ago, then nothing.
#1920 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Luann - Please do a http://www.minecraft.net/sendemailverification on all email addresses he normally uses.
#1921 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, he just forgot what username he used to pay for premium under
#1922 [15:17] <blzbubdub> have checke dJava - is up to date - have tried removing the .minecraft folder in %appdata% but still wont load
#1923 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - Does your windows username happen to contain a ! mark in it?
#1924 [15:18] <blzbubdub> no it doesent
#1925 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - What version of Java are you running?
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#1927 [15:20] <Bens_Dream> It's not that link, Grey.
#1928 [15:20] <Bens_Dream> It's this: https://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1929 [15:20] <blzbubdub> 1.6
#1930 [15:20] <Bens_Dream> I think o.O
#1931 [15:21] <Carl> Does anyone know how to fix the OpenGL mode error?
#1932 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Carl - Update your video drivers
#1933 [15:21] <Carl> should i update it again if i updated java?
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#1935 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - Could you attempt to run minecraft through the inbrowser client at minecraft.net? When the applet starts to run, you'll see a white coffee cup icon in your system tray, by your clock. Click on that, then open the Java console.
#1936 [15:22] <Carl> because yesterday either i failed to update the video drivers or it didnt work
#1937 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - Copy everything in the console to pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL to it
#1938 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Carl - What video card do you have?
#1939 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Carl - Or better question, how did you try updating the video drivers?
#1940 [15:22] <Carl> Well i didnt, my friend tried to.
#1941 [15:23] * GreyVulpine sighs
#1941 [15:23] <Carl> Im trying to get him here so you could help him update the drivers
#1942 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Is this on your computer, or his?
#1943 [15:23] <Carl> this computre
#1944 [15:24] <Carl> and i was just asking if there was any other ways to go at it
#1945 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> There's only one correct way of solving that error, and it's updating the video drivers
#1946 [15:24] <Carl> so i just wanted to make sure that updating cideo drivers was the way
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#1948 [15:24] <Carl> *video
#1949 [15:25] <blzbubdub> what do you mean in the console?
#1950 [15:25] <Carl> Well thanks for the help!
#1951 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - When you run minecraft using the inbrowser client at minecraft.net, in your browser, a java applet plugin icon will show up in your system tray, by the clock.
#1952 [15:25] <Morrolan> Should look like a cup of coffee.
#1953 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - It'll appear as a white coffee cup icon, right click on it
#1954 [15:26] <blzbubdub> ah ok will do
#1955 [15:26] <Morrolan> Fuck, that reminds me that I've still got one on the stove.
#1956 [15:27] <Bens_Dream> Java can be an orange/white box too.
#1957 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> The applet's plugin icon is white
#1958 [15:27] <Bens_Dream> o.O Not for me D:
#1959 [15:30] <blzbubdub> URL - http://pastebin.com/h5KcJud2 java causing sys to hang - using 98% of CPU power
#1960 [15:30] <Bens_Dream> Set java.exe's priority to high and end any unnecessary processes
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#1966 [15:34] <madalynn> Hello, can i get some help running a Bukkit server? having problems launching one
#1967 [15:34] <blzbubdub> done - just getting a grey box in the browser - though sys not hangin anymore
#1968 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> Something's screwy with Java.. Hmm.
#1969 [15:34] <madalynn> GreyVulpine :D
#1970 [15:34] <madalynn> <3 :D
#1971 [15:34] <madalynn> im madalyyn?
#1972 [15:34] <madalynn> wtf D: IM MANNY D:
#1973 [15:35] <blzbubdub> should I just completely uninstall and reinstall?
#1974 [15:35] <madalynn> GreyVulpine
#1975 [15:35] <madalynn> Can i PM u?
#1976 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> blzbubdub - Did you go to c:\Documents and Settings/Colm.CB/Application Data/.minecraft/ and delete everything there except for saves
#1977 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> Then try uninstalling and reinstalling java
#1978 [15:35] <blzbubdub> yes
#1979 [15:36] <Guest77537> okay, I asked this question a couple of minutes ago but couldn't read the answer on my phone. My son bought Minecraft in September, but a month ago he couldn't plany anymore online or do anything more with the game. What do we do?
#1980 [15:36] <blzbubdub> ok will do - thatnks for help - hopefully this will resolve it
#1981 [15:37] <madalynn> .
#1982 [15:37] <Bens_Dream> Ah
#1983 [15:37] <Bens_Dream> Ok, guest77537 could you change your name to something please?
#1984 [15:37] <Guest77537> (I meant he couldn't play anymore...)
#1985 [15:37] <Bens_Dream> ./nick (NICKNAME)
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#1987 [15:38] <Manny> :D
#1988 [15:38] <Manny> there :)
#1989 [15:39] <Manny> GreyVulpine. Can u help me when ur done?
#1990 [15:39] <Bens_Dream> ^ I'm here, I can try.
#1991 [15:39] <Manny> i bug too much -_-
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#1993 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1994 [15:40] <Guest77537> I don't know how to change my name on here! I'm Luann
#1995 [15:40] <GreyVulpine> /nick Luann
#1996 [15:41] <Manny> GreyVulpine, Can u help me re-make my bukkit server?
#1997 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1998 [15:41] <Manny> Just to get it running. ive been trying for 3 days. no luck
#1999 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> What's the problem exactly?
#2000 [15:41] <Bens_Dream> Grey if you're busy I'll help Manny.
#2001 [15:41] <Manny> i spent all day yesterday figuring it out.
#2002 [15:42] <Manny> It's just not going up. keep's giving me errors, dont know how to fix it
#2003 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com the server.log?
#2004 [15:42] <Manny> im not even gettiing a server log... it's just not working
#2005 [15:42] <Bens_Dream> Manny, TeamViewer?
#2006 [15:42] <Guest77537> What should my son do to be able to play online again and not have to pay for the game again?
#2007 [15:43] <Bens_Dream> Luann, click my PM tab up the top
#2008 [15:43] <Bens_Dream> I'll send you a link through there
#2009 [15:43] <Manny> GreyVulpine has helped me numerous times. i trust him :l
#2010 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> Download minecraft.exe from minecraft.net/download
#2011 [15:43] <Bens_Dream> Haha, you can trust me :P
#2012 [15:44] <Guest77537> where do I find your PM tab?
#2013 [15:44] <Bens_Dream> Look up the top of the IRC Window
#2014 [15:44] <Manny> can i really? haha im on mac. but i trust him :3
#2015 [15:45] <Bens_Dream> There should be a status tab, a minecraft help tab, and a bens_Dream tab
#2016 [15:45] <Bens_Dream> Click the bens_Dream tab
#2017 [15:45] <Bens_Dream> And yes, Manny, you can :P
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#2019 [15:45] <Bens_Dream> You can see what I'm doing the whole time and cancel the session if you're feeling nervous :P
#2020 [15:45] <Manny> haha. gosh. i dont know. lol
#2021 [15:47] <Manny> I knew GreyVulpine would be busy :(
#2022 [15:47] <Bens_Dream> I'm happy to help.
#2023 [15:47] <Manny> Ill pm u the info
#2024 [15:48] <Bens_Dream> Ok
#2025 [15:48] <zkxs> Manny, I wouldn't worry too much. Even if something were to go wrong, you have the all-powerful physical power button.
#2026 [15:49] <zkxs> But teamviewer is safe software. It can't be used to do things to your PC behind your back, and there is a big 'X' you can press to end the session
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#2028 [15:54] <Jackson413> any ops on?
#2029 [15:55] <TheNoodle> Probably, any reason for an op in particular?
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#2031 [15:59] <Opeth> ??
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#2036 [16:24] <Manny> Hello, is GreyVulpine back? ;-;
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#2039 [16:34] <usernameinuse> Hi. Is there a way to change the Minecraft controls BESIDES the ones you can change in the options menu? Specifically: I want to replace 3rd person view (F5) to the F key.
#2040 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> There is not
#2041 [16:34] <Boreeas> Only with mods, usernameinuse
#2042 [16:34] <usernameinuse> which mod?
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#2045 [16:37] <monky> Minecraft tells me to get java 64....I cant find where to dl it
#2046 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> Do you have a 64 bit Operating system?
#2047 [16:38] <monky> yes
#2048 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> Then go here:
#2049 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> :j
#2050 [16:38] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2051 [16:40] <Gomayeah> Hey there. I just decided to buy minecraft but notch does not want my money :D i tried to use paypal but i says i can't pay via paypal, then i tried to use giropay but it says my bank account is already used..of course it is,..can anyone offer some help please
#2052 [16:40] <monky> erm which one? i have windows 7 64 bit, do I get offline one or the online one?
#2053 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> monky - You want the Windows x64 download
#2054 [16:40] <monky> so the bottom one
#2055 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2056 [16:41] <monky> ok ty
#2057 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> Gomayeah - You'll probably want to talk to your bank or credit card, see why they may be denying the transaction.
#2058 [16:42] <Gomayeah> it works fine i used both payment method today and yesterday too
#2059 [16:42] <Jackson413> hey Grey
#2060 [16:42] <Jackson413> you familiar with php at all?
#2061 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, nope
#2062 [16:43] <Jackson413> crap
#2063 [16:43] <Gomayeah> i thought that minecraft had a problem maybe and someone would have heard about it
#2064 [16:43] <Jackson413> trying to enable DOM thru webmin
#2065 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> Gomayeah - With over 4 milliion paid accounts of minecraft?
#2066 [16:44] <monky> It Worked! doesnt tell me to get 64 anymore :D thanks
#2067 [16:45] <Gomayeah> of course, every business has its problems. and as i can see via google many others have the same too, most poeple around the release of the final version
#2068 [16:46] <usernameinuse> Gomayeah: I had the same iddue.
#2069 [16:46] <usernameinuse> *issue
#2070 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Gomayeah - Most of the problems we see around here, lie with either the customer's banking institution, or the payment provider that they choose to go with. Mojang has no control over either of those.
#2071 [16:46] <usernameinuse> at least similiar.
#2072 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Mojang only flips a boolean switch on their end, automatically, when the payment provider sends them a "xxx has paid"
#2073 [16:47] <usernameinuse> I called PayPal because the transaction couldn't complete and I would have to reset my Safety questions.
#2074 [16:47] <usernameinuse> They said PayPal regarded the money transfer for some algorithmic reason as unsafe and therefore denied it. She cleared it up on her computer and it worked afterwards.
#2075 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, automatic fraud protection since it's an international payment going to sweden
#2076 [16:48] <Gomayeah> ok thanks i give it a try
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#2078 [16:50] <AG_Clinton> PayPal holds payments occasionally.
#2079 [16:51] <leaper> whats goin on when i try to start up minecraft then it says done loading and then it just stays at blackscreen
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#2086 [17:09] <hawkhead> whats the Shadow-Craft address?
#2087 [17:10] <hawkhead> whats the Shadow-Craft address?
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#2089 [17:12] <spottedhead> hello
#2090 [17:12] <spottedhead> whats the shadow craft address
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#2093 [17:15] <mib_xzx52m> whats the shadowcraft address
#2094 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> i have a minecraft account and i bought the pr
#2095 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> omg
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#2097 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> the
#2098 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> suck
#2099 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> fsda
#2100 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> f
#2101 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> sdaf
#2102 [17:16] <mib_6t3wez> asd
#2103 [17:17] <mib_6t3wez> sdfg
#2104 [17:17] <mib_6t3wez> sdf
#2105 [17:17] <mib_6t3wez> 4g
#2106 [17:17] <mib_6t3wez> searg
#2107 [17:17] <mib_xzx52m> do you know the shadow craft address
#2108 [17:17] <mib_xzx52m> whats the shadow craft address
#2109 [17:18] <mib_xzx52m> ijdughf
#2110 [17:19] <mib_6t3wez> hello
#2111 [17:20] <mib_6t3wez> someone help
#2112 [17:20] <Scott> errr
#2113 [17:20] <mib_6t3wez> scott
#2114 [17:20] <mib_6t3wez> please help
#2115 [17:20] * Scott kicked mib_6t3wez from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_6t3wez :Don't spam.)
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#2117 [17:20] <mib_6t3wez> hello scott can you help me please
#2118 [17:21] <Scott> No.
#2119 [17:21] <mib_6t3wez> omg
#2120 [17:21] <Scott> State your problem and wait for someone to help you.
#2121 [17:21] <Scott> If you spam and act like a total idiot, you will be banned rather than helped.
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#2123 [17:22] <mib_6t3wez> ok i bought a full account on minecraft but when i go to log in it says oppppssss username or password wrong and then i change it and it still says the same dam thing
#2124 [17:22] <AshtonK> Hello guys, im having an issue I would appreciate help with.
#2125 [17:22] <Scott> ??> AshtonK ask
#2126 [17:22] <mib_6t3wez> ash dont bother
#2127 [17:22] <VoxelHead> AshtonK: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2128 [17:22] <VoxelHead> AshtonK: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2129 [17:22] <mib_6t3wez> theere all idoits
#2130 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_6t3wez
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#2132 [17:22] <Scott> you beat me :(
#2133 [17:23] <AshtonK> K , so iv started my serer, and it says starting your server on *:25565 , and it says failed to bind to port.
#2134 [17:23] <Scott> Then you have something already running on that port
#2135 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> AshtonK - Is a minecraft server already running?
#2136 [17:23] <Scott> make sure you don't have other instances running
#2137 [17:23] <AshtonK> java.net.bind.exception : address already in jvm_bind
#2138 [17:23] <AshtonK> No because I was running the server smooth yesterday, everything has been restarted, comp and all .. And it says that ?
#2139 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Operating system?
#2140 [17:24] <AshtonK> W7 64bit.
#2141 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Check your task manager's processes list for any java that's running
#2142 [17:24] <AshtonK> Alright.
#2143 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> End Process them all, then run minecraft_server again
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#2145 [17:27] <aljorub> how do you get 1.0.1
#2146 [17:27] <aljorub> greyvulpine
#2147 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> For.. the server?
#2148 [17:29] <aljorub> no for single player
#2149 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Latest version for the client is 1.0.0
#2150 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> 1.0.1 was a server update only
#2151 [17:30] <aljorub> ok and i want to build a christmas tree what are the leaf blocks that you can see threw them
#2152 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Are you on fancy or fast on your graphics options?
#2153 [17:30] <aljorub> fast
#2154 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Leaf blocks are opaque on fast.
#2155 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> On fancy, you can see through them
#2156 [17:31] <aljorub> thankyou how can i view fancy without lag
#2157 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> If your system isn't powerful enough to handle fancy without lag, there's no way to do it.
#2158 [17:31] <izzd> new pc
#2159 [17:32] <aljorub> thanx for your help
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#2163 [17:34] <mib_sf1t9e> Trying to help my 10 yr old get connected to the server I've downloaded 15 times...
#2164 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> What IP are you connecting with?
#2165 [17:34] <mib_sf1t9e> ??
#2166 [17:34] <mib_sf1t9e> Computer illiterate
#2167 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> How are you trying to connect to the server?
#2168 [17:34] <kermi> Hi when i start up minecraft all i get instead of all of the information that should come up is this "<html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out: connect</center></font></body></html>" i have removed everything and reinstalled the game but the same thing happen
#2169 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Usually means you have a security software blocking minecraft
#2170 [17:35] <mib_sf1t9e> I downloaded the server and then he's logging in...
#2171 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Logging in.. how?
#2172 [17:35] <kermi> Thanks ill have a look into it :)
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#2174 [17:35] <mib_sf1t9e> we click "multiplayer" and it gives us the "direct"
#2175 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Alright. And what are you putting into the "Direct connect" field?
#2176 [17:36] <mib_7g226r> i bought minecraft and it will not run on my computer. it just sits at a black screen and in online(minecraft.net) it just loads and sits there at the loading screen.
#2177 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Does it stop on a particular file?
#2178 [17:36] <mib_sf1t9e> that's what we don't know
#2179 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Are you running the server on the same computer?
#2180 [17:37] <mib_7g226r> no, it loads then black screens
#2181 [17:37] <mib_sf1t9e> we only have one computer
#2182 [17:37] <WugBot> mib_sf1t9e: (senduser) You can retrieve all minecraft accounts registered using your email address using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#2183 [17:37] <mib_sf1t9e> :)
#2184 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Then run the server, in the game, put in 127.0.0.1
#2185 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Has it ever worked before?
#2186 [17:38] <mib_7g226r> no
#2187 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - What operating system are you on?
#2188 [17:38] <mib_sf1t9e> "Can't resolve host name"
#2189 [17:38] <mib_sf1t9e> No
#2190 [17:38] <mib_sf1t9e> Windows??
#2191 [17:38] <mib_7g226r> windows 7
#2192 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, there's two of you with names starting with mib_
#2193 [17:39] <mib_sf1t9e> Windows 7 Home Premium
#2194 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r, you need to run the server, and in the "direct connect" field, put in 127.0.0.1
#2195 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - I need to know, if your Windows username happens to contain a ! mark in it
#2196 [17:39] <mib_sf1t9e> "failed to connect to server"
#2197 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, I have that switched, don't I
#2198 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e -Do you have the server running?
#2199 [17:40] <mib_7g226r> i cant even do that!!!!!
#2200 [17:40] <mib_sf1t9e> Call me Braden... 1t9e
#2201 [17:40] <mib_7g226r> :(
#2202 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> Somebody, change your name:
#2203 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> /nick newname
#2204 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> Hello?
#2205 [17:41] <mib_7g226r> could it be that it just wont work w? windows 7
#2206 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft works on Windows XP, Vista, 7, as well as various other platforms
#2207 [17:42] <mib_7g226r> well then... thats frustrating!!
#2208 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - What version of Java are you on?
#2209 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> ?? java/version
#2210 [17:43] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2211 [17:43] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2212 [17:43] <mib_7g226r> do u know a support number i can call....if any
#2213 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> There are none
#2214 [17:43] <mib_7g226r> dammit
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#2216 [17:43] <mib_sf1t9e> ...and we're back... got the stupid survey that wouldn't let me go..
#2217 [17:44] <mib_7g226r> i am on the latest version of java
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#2219 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - I'm not asking if you're on the latest version of java. I'm asking what version of Java you're running
#2220 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> THe latest version of java is java 7, which has been known to cause problems with minecraft.
#2221 [17:44] <buddy1987> how can I fix out of memory issues in minecraft? I just got a brand new laptop and put MC on it, and I am getting knocked off with these out of memory issues
#2222 [17:44] <mib_sf1t9e> apparently I'm too stupid to change my name
#2223 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> I want to know what version of java you're on.
#2224 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> buddy1987 - Got a 64 bit OS?
#2225 [17:44] <mib_7g226r> hang on a second
#2226 [17:44] <buddy1987> ys
#2227 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> buddy1987 - Then install 64 bit java from:
#2228 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> :j
#2229 [17:45] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2230 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> If you're on Windows, use the "Windows x64" download
#2231 [17:45] <buddy1987> thanks
#2232 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Did you download minecraft_server.exe from minecraft.net/download
#2233 [17:45] <mib_sf1t9e> yes
#2234 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Where did you download it to?
#2235 [17:46] <mib_7g226r> ok, im on version 6, update 27
#2236 [17:46] <mib_sf1t9e> I just told it to run and save
#2237 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - It would be best if you placed the minecraft_server in its own folder and ran it
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#2239 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Are you absolutely sure your windows username does not have a ! mark in it? Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %userprofile%
#2240 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Make sure that the folder it goes to after you press enter, does not contain any ! symbols
#2241 [17:47] <buddy1987> oh quick question, will this replace the incorrect java version? or do I need to manually install, leave alone or what? :)
#2242 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> buddy1987 - You can install 64 bit java over your current 32 bit installation
#2243 [17:47] <buddy1987> ah great thanks :)
#2244 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> buddy1987 - 64 bit java can address more memory than what 32 can.
#2245 [17:48] <buddy1987> so just install and I should be good to play correct? :)
#2246 [17:48] * GreyVulpine nods
#2246 [17:48] <mib_7g226r> it has a ! in it
#2247 [17:48] <mib_sf1t9e> working on it
#2248 [17:48] * buddy1987 smiles and thanks everyone and waves goodbye
#2248 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Then that's why minecraft is doing that for you
#2249 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - You basically have two options at this point:
#2250 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> One: Make a NEW windows account, one that doesn't have a ! symbol in it,
#2251 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> Or Two: Use our workaround:
#2252 [17:49] <mib_7g226r> kk thanks so where should i put it
#2253 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/!
#2254 [17:49] <VoxelHead> win/!: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file:
#2255 [17:49] <VoxelHead> win/!: Special Character Workaround: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/WindowsProfileFix.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk. Must be run as an Administrator.
#2256 [17:50] <mib_7g226r> is that link for me
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#2258 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2259 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_7g226r - Those are your two options, if you want minecraft to work
#2260 [17:51] <mib_sf1t9e> "Can't reach server"
#2261 [17:51] <mib_7g226r> ok thanks
#2262 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - What exactly are you putting in?
#2263 [17:52] <mib_sf1t9e> 127.0.0.1
#2264 [17:52] <Calinou> -.-
#2265 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - And the minecraft_server is running?
#2266 [17:53] <mib_sf1t9e> as far as I know... I created a new folder... saved it in the folder and "run"
#2267 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Okay, do you see a white window that pops up?
#2268 [17:53] <mib_sf1t9e> no
#2269 [17:55] <mib_sf1t9e> It's saying "connection refused" now
#2270 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - When you run minecraft_server.exe, it should pop this window up: http://i.imgur.com/rEyyW.png
#2271 [17:58] <mib_sf1t9e> what you are trying to show me just shows as a red x... maybe we are missing a program?
#2272 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> http://i.imgur.com/rEyyW.png -- should be a link to a picture
#2273 [18:00] <mib_sf1t9e> okay... yes I have seen that but its not doing that now
#2274 [18:00] <mib_sf1t9e> it's going directly to minecraft launcher
#2275 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> Do you have minecraft_server.exe running right now?
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#2277 [18:01] <mib_sf1t9e> yes
#2278 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> Okay. Does the console of the server say exactly what I've posted from the picture above?
#2279 [18:03] <mib_sf1t9e> It showed me that screen one time earlier... but no longer
#2280 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> Okay. Leave the server running. Launch the game client. Go to Multiplayer -> direct connect -> put in: 127.0.0.1 on the same computer
#2281 [18:04] <kermi> Thanks it worked
#2282 [18:04] * GreyVulpine tips hat at kermi
#2282 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Just out of curiousity, what security software do you run?
#2283 [18:05] <mib_sf1t9e> Norton
#2284 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - That question was directed at Kermi, not you.
#2285 [18:05] <kermi> zone alarm and avast
#2286 [18:05] <mib_sf1t9e> sorry
#2287 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Ah, betting it was zonealarm that did it
#2288 [18:05] <kermi> yeah
#2289 [18:05] <kermi> Thanks for the help
#2290 [18:05] * GreyVulpine nods
#2290 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Did you get my instructions from earlier?
#2291 [18:06] <mib_sf1t9e> I deleted the server and ran it again..
#2292 [18:06] <mib_sf1t9e> the white screen came up, but it does not have the "spawn" lines on it
#2293 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> That's fine
#2294 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> As long as the server is running.
#2295 [18:06] <mib_sf1t9e> everything else is the same
#2296 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Go to your minecraft game, the client. Log in. Go to multiplayer -> direct connect
#2297 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Then use the ip: 127.0.0.1
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#2299 [18:08] <mib_sf1t9e> "invalid server key'
#2300 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, keep trying
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#2302 [18:15] <Shadow386> Not sure if it's a dos or what, but I'm getting spammed "Sending!" on my server log
#2303 [18:15] <Shadow386> And it suddenly stopped
#2304 [18:16] <mib_sf1t9e> WE ARE IN!! ... and my son now worships us!!!
#2305 [18:16] <Shadow386> |8bitben|, how is cobalt? Worth the $18?
#2306 [18:17] <|8bitben|> It's only 12 dollars
#2307 [18:17] <mib_sf1t9e> Thank you!
#2308 [18:17] <Shadow386> er, yeah sorry
#2309 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_sf1t9e - Glad we could help
#2310 [18:17] <|8bitben|> And yes, I would say so
#2311 [18:17] <Shadow386> miscalculated
#2312 [18:17] <|8bitben|> It's a great game for an alpha
#2313 [18:17] <|8bitben|> Lots of slow-mo action stuff
#2314 [18:17] <|8bitben|> real fun
#2315 [18:17] <Shadow386> I'll see if I can get it for myself for christmas then
#2316 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> That took, way more effort than was really needed to set up a windows server
#2317 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> on a localhost even
#2318 [18:17] <Shadow386> GreyVulpine, how do I server?
#2319 [18:18] * GreyVulpine stabs Shadow386
#2319 [18:18] * Shadow386 trololol's away
#2319 [18:18] * GreyVulpine releases the daVinci virus on Shadow386's server
#2319 [18:18] * Shadow386 eats it
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#2320 [18:31] <clarjon1> Heh
#2321 [18:31] <clarjon1> i got java 7 to work with MC :3
#2322 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Lucky you
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#2324 [18:33] <aljorub> i am making a bank on minecraft aby idea how i can make a lock
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#2326 [18:44] <jacque> hey minecraft isn't loading, it asks for permission and then goes black
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#2328 [18:46] <mib_vpaq6k> Need help
#2329 [18:46] <Calinou> <clarjon1> i got java 7 to work with MC :3
#2330 [18:46] <Calinou> don't use java 7 for MC, it should only be used for testing purposes
#2331 [18:46] <mib_vpaq6k> My server failed to bind port
#2332 [18:46] <clarjon1> Calinou: a mod i wanna use requires J7
#2333 [18:46] <Calinou> aljorub: there is no real use in making a lock - however, check the wiki if you want
#2334 [18:47] <Calinou> |8bitben|: what game...?
#2335 [18:47] <|8bitben|> Cobalt
#2336 [18:47] <Calinou> -.-
#2337 [18:47] <Calinou> thing that doesn't even natively work on mac/linux I guess, using closed source stuff as hell
#2338 [18:47] <jacque> any help here in minecraft please?
#2339 [18:48] <Calinou> (like using directx/xna/net framework)
#2340 [18:48] <Calinou> jacque: yes?
#2341 [18:48] <|8bitben|> Calinou, it works on WINE and will work on Linux natively
#2342 [18:48] <jacque> its not loading (see above)
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#2344 [18:49] <Calinou> run minecraft as administrator
#2345 [18:49] <jacque> ???
#2346 [18:49] <Calinou> if you are on windows, right click the .exe file, click Properties then tick the checkbox to run it as administrator
#2347 [18:50] <jacque> on mAC
#2348 [18:50] <jacque> java updated and all
#2349 [18:51] <Calinou> ...are you using java 7?
#2350 [18:51] <Calinou> are your video drivers up-to-date?
#2351 [18:51] <jacque> yes
#2352 [18:52] <Calinou> ??< index
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#2354 [18:52] <jacque> oh well.....
#2355 [19:00] <Scott> Someone need mac help? :/
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#2357 [19:03] <bo> i am new to minecraft. have played on a friends. when they left click you destroy and right click will build. i just bought it and loaded onto my computer and now when i right and left click it destroys. it will not build.
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#2360 [19:10] <madalynn> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/18/11 4:45 PM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_
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#2362 [19:12] <madalynn> I get bad video card drivers, and can't find drivers on line
#2363 [19:13] <madalynn> I'm wondering if my computer is too old to have updated drivers
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#2365 [19:14] <Beatlynx> hello. I am trying to update Minecraft so I can get spawner eggs in Item Selection in Creative Mode. How do i do that?
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#2368 [19:14] <Muffins> hello?
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#2370 [19:16] <Scott> ??> madalynn win/dxdiag
#2371 [19:16] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2372 [19:16] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2373 [19:17] <Muffins> anybody want to have a go at my problem?
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#2376 [19:23] <Scott> Muffins: you never stated your problem.
#2377 [19:23] <Scott> We are great but we are not mind readers.
#2378 [19:24] <Muffins> I didnt know anyone was here
#2379 [19:25] <Muffins> When I attempt to launch minecraft, I get a bsod. I run windows 7, a new desktop with plenty of memory. I've reinstalled java and my drivers
#2380 [19:26] <Scott> Windows is not my area of interest.
#2381 [19:26] <Scott> Hang around and someone will help.
#2382 [19:26] <Beatlynx> my question hasnt been addressed...
#2383 [19:26] <Muffins> alright.
#2384 [19:27] <Scott> Beatlynx: 1.0.0 is the latest version. you can press force update.
#2385 [19:27] <Scott> I don't really know what you're talking about.
#2386 [19:27] <Beatlynx> havent you heard about the minecraft weekly updates?
#2387 [19:28] <Beatlynx> oh nvm i fixed it
#2388 [19:28] <Scott> and this would be why...
#2389 [19:28] <Scott> A Spawner Egg is an item added in the weekly Pre-release 11w49a, which is only accessible in Creative Mode.
#2390 [19:28] <Scott> We don't support pre-releases.
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#2392 [19:34] <|Kiikun|> lol... mollstam goes on vacation... and auth borks again
#2393 [19:35] <Muffins> vacations are fun
#2394 [19:35] <Boreeas> mollstam is on vacation?
#2395 [19:35] <Scott> My mac sounds like a jet engine right now and I have no idea why.
#2396 [19:35] <Muffins> because the spinning beach ball is spinning too fast?
#2397 [19:36] <Scott> umm no.
#2398 [19:36] <Scott> it quit.
#2399 [19:36] <Boreeas> So it comes, the great mibbit influx of our time :P
#2400 [19:36] <Scott> activity monitor didn't show anything weird either :/
#2401 [19:37] <|Kiikun|> i heard he was takign a vacation...
#2402 [19:37] <Scott> Do they all take vacations like once a month?
#2403 [19:37] <Muffins> Who doesn't?
#2404 [19:38] <|Kiikun|> Muffins: people who dont get 12 vacations weeks a year?
#2405 [19:38] <Muffins> true
#2406 [19:38] <Scott> Granted, I could go on vacation any time as I work remotely but jeez.
#2407 [19:39] <Scott> I'd get tired of the traveling.
#2408 [19:39] <|Kiikun|> http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam/status/148060172202426368
#2409 [19:39] <|Kiikun|> ok.. i consider a vacation 'not going to work and getting paid to'
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#2411 [19:39] <Muffins> well, I'm off
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#2415 [20:00] <lahwran_> Wug[Hyperspace]: I what?
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#2417 [20:04] <aa> hi
#2418 [20:05] <aa> how do i conect to the server channel thing?
#2419 [20:05] * mib_4i1w81 [mib_4i1w81@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2420 [20:05] <aa> heeelp!!!
#2421 [20:05] <aa> help!!!!
#2422 [20:05] <DreadLindwyrm> What server channel thing?
#2423 [20:06] <mib_4i1w81> Got an error saying my drivers need to be updated. How can I fix it?
#2424 [20:06] <DreadLindwyrm> Update them?
#2425 [20:06] <DreadLindwyrm> I'd recommend going to the website of your graphics card manufacturer and seeing if there are updated ones there.
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#2427 [20:13] <aa> hey
#2428 [20:13] <aa> whats the channel for servers
#2429 [20:15] <aa> wow s anyone there?
#2430 [20:15] <aa> smp
#2431 [20:16] <aa> the fffk
#2432 [20:16] <aa> heeeeeeeeeeeelp
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#2434 [20:19] <Enty_> Hello?
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#2436 [20:22] <Enty_> I cant log into Minecraft.net
#2437 [20:22] <Scott> aa: type /join #smp
#2438 [20:22] <aa> yay
#2439 [20:23] <Enty_> I was thinking it was to do with linking my Minecraft account with my mojang...
#2440 [20:23] <Scott> Enty_: Login is broken I think.
#2441 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> It is, when you merge accounts with Mojang's new system
#2442 [20:23] <Enty_> :O
#2443 [20:24] <Enty_> i was scared becuse my brother tryed and he could login
#2444 [20:24] <Enty_> but like you said.. i have linked my account
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#2446 [20:24] <Enty_> do you know when it will be fixed?
#2447 [20:24] <Scott> We do not.
#2448 [20:25] <Enty_> ok, do you know any way i could upload a skin then?
#2449 [20:26] <Scott> You need to use the site so nope.
#2450 [20:26] <Enty_> damn thats a bummer! :'(
#2451 [20:26] <Enty_> but thanks for the help
#2452 [20:26] <Enty_> now i can get some sleep...
#2453 [20:30] <mib_4i1w81> Do you know where I can update my video card drivers or get a refund at all? Please help me.
#2454 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> Tell us what operating system you're on?
#2455 [20:39] <mib_4i1w81> an hp laptop on windows 7
#2456 [20:40] <mib_4i1w81> sorry about the late response
#2457 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us a dxdiag? It'll show us more information about your system, including what video card is inside
#2458 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_4i1w81 win/dxdiag
#2459 [20:40] <VoxelHead> mib_4i1w81: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2460 [20:41] <VoxelHead> mib_4i1w81: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#2462 [20:41] <mib_4i1w81> I'm looking now
#2463 [20:42] <kermi> hello
#2464 [20:42] <mib_4i1w81> It didn't work
#2465 [20:43] <mib_4i1w81> Is there anyone who can give me a refund at all?
#2466 [20:44] <DreadLindwyrm> What do you mean it didn't work?
#2467 [20:45] <mib_4i1w81> I couldn't find the keys
#2468 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> The keys?
#2469 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> Let's start from the beginning of the dxdiag instructions.
#2470 [20:45] <DreadLindwyrm> The "win" key probably has the microsoft flag on it. - the 4 coloured thing?
#2471 [20:46] <mib_4i1w81> Oh!
#2472 [20:46] <mib_4i1w81> next
#2473 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> Run command pop up? Put in: dxdiag
#2474 [20:47] <mib_4i1w81> I don't see it.
#2475 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> Did you press the Windows and the R keys at the same time?
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#2477 [20:49] <mib_4i1w81> Uhh.. nothing came up when i hit the windows key and the r key
#2478 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> Alright. Go to your start menu, in your search bar, type in: dxdiag
#2479 [20:51] <mib_4i1w81> k, then what
#2480 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> directx diagnostic console open?
#2481 [20:52] <mib_4i1w81> did it. It's checking
#2482 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Do you see a button labeled "Save all information"?
#2483 [20:53] <mib_4i1w81> i see it
#2484 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> Press it. Save the dxdiag.txt on your desktop
#2485 [20:53] <mib_4i1w81> click it?
#2486 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> When you have the dxdiag.txt saved, go to your desktop and open it up.
#2487 [20:54] <mib_4i1w81> kk
#2488 [20:54] <mib_4i1w81> what do i click after that?
#2489 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com/ and paste it all in the text box below "Create new paste"
#2490 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Press the submit button, then give us the address of the page.
#2491 [20:58] <mib_4i1w81> did u get it?
#2492 [20:58] <GreyVulpine> You need to give us the address
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#2494 [20:59] <mib_flvlas> i need a refund my sony vaio doesnt have enogh memeory to play
#2495 [21:00] <mib_4i1w81> where do i do that
#2496 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_4i1w81 - When you went to pastebin.com, then pasted in the text. did you press the submit button?
#2497 [21:01] <mib_4i1w81> yes. it's on a private paste
#2498 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> What is the http:// address now?
#2499 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Ah, if it's a private paste, only you can see it
#2500 [21:02] <mib_4i1w81> pfft. can i take it down?
#2501 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> No need.
#2502 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> Could you please paste it again. Make it a public paste, and give us the http:// address to it
#2503 [21:02] <mib_4i1w81> no one else would see it?
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#2506 [21:05] <mib_4i1w81> Hello?
#2507 [21:05] <shroomz> since mincraft has updated to 1.0 i have had trouble placing blocks in smp. i have to log in and out several times and then it still doesnt always work. im havign to resort to using cuboid for all my work
#2508 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> shroomz: that sounds liek server lag to me.
#2509 [21:05] <shroomz> also i have tried forcing update and then reinstalling everything. doesnt work for me
#2510 [21:06] <shroomz> not lag at all
#2511 [21:06] <|Kiikun|> mib_4i1w81: anyone with the link can see it. thats sort of the point of putting it on pastebin and giving us the link.
#2512 [21:06] <|Kiikun|> mib_4i1w81: theres nothing personally identifyable in a DXDiag
#2513 [21:07] <shroomz> i have no idea what that means
#2514 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> welll excemp if you named your computer JoeSmithOfWaterburyCTsPC
#2515 [21:07] <shroomz> iv even tried playing with vanilla minecraft and it hasnt fixed it
#2516 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> shroomz: its either lag, or your server derping out. you the admin?
#2517 [21:07] <shroomz> no.
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#2519 [21:07] <mib_4i1w81> can someone take over my computer with the info grey vulpine?
#2520 [21:07] <shroomz> i honestly think its bukkitt
#2521 [21:07] <|Kiikun|> mib_4i1w81: no.
#2522 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> No
#2523 [21:08] <mib_4i1w81> kk. thanks.
#2524 [21:08] <shroomz> cuz iv never had this problem before 1.0
#2525 [21:08] <shroomz> ever
#2526 [21:08] <bernard> how can i play minecraft offline on singleplayer
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#2528 [21:08] <|Kiikun|> bernard: login with the client and play o.o;
#2529 [21:09] <|Kiikun|> bernard: you have to login atleast once while online for the game files to download.
#2530 [21:09] <Leal9001> does anyone here have a 1.8.1 server jar?
#2531 [21:09] <bernard> it says java required
#2532 [21:09] <|Kiikun|> :j > bernard
#2533 [21:09] <WugBot> bernard: (j) Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2534 [21:09] <mib_4i1w81> u know what vulpine, thanks but is there any other option?
#2535 [21:09] <mib_k96uk4> is there a verson 4 windowes ce ?
#2536 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_4i1w81 - I can try walking you through it?
#2537 [21:09] <bernard> so i need to download java
#2538 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> mib_k96uk4: doubt it.
#2539 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_4i1w81 - Open up the dxdiag.txt, look in the video/graphics card section. I need the manufacturer and the card name
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#2541 [21:10] <Wug> shroomz: sounds like something bukkit would do
#2542 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> mib_k96uk4: theres an iOS version and a droid version... but dont think windows ce was a platform considered
#2543 [21:10] <Leal9001> no one?
#2544 [21:10] <mib_4i1w81> I don't feel comfortable putting out my info. It was a waste to put into an empty session anyway.
#2545 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> Wug: i KNOW its something bukkit would do.. .happened to me alot on nyt's server
#2546 [21:11] <Wug> Leal9001: state your problem
#2547 [21:11] <Leal9001> does anyone here have a 1.8.1 server jar?
#2548 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> Leal9001 - It's against the Terms of service to distribute minecraft files
#2549 [21:11] <Leal9001> hmmm...
#2550 [21:11] <Leal9001> ok.
#2551 [21:11] <bernard> do i need to download java to play single player offline?!
#2552 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> bernard: yes. minecraft runs on java
#2553 [21:11] <mib_4i1w81> It's fine. I'll keep looking thanks.
#2554 [21:11] <Wug> mib_4i1w81: you dont want to share your computer specs?
#2555 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_4i1w81 - Hold on
#2556 [21:11] <Leal9001> thanks anyway.
#2557 [21:11] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2557 [21:11] <Eddie> You need Java to complete your life.
#2558 [21:12] <Wug> what nonsense
#2559 [21:12] <bernard> thanks
#2560 [21:12] <|Kiikun|> yes
#2561 [21:12] <mib_k96uk4> just got a lil note book 4 my son and he wants the game ?
#2562 [21:12] <|Kiikun|> mib_k96uk4: you mean a NETbook?
#2563 [21:12] <|Kiikun|> mib_k96uk4: i seriously doubt it has the hardware capabilitys for minecraft...
#2564 [21:13] <shroomz> my laptop barely does.
#2565 [21:14] <aa> heeeey
#2566 [21:14] <|Kiikun|> aa: hello fonzie
#2567 [21:14] <aa> anyoone heh wanna play Co-op survival , if u gots a server
#2568 [21:15] <|Kiikun|> aa: go ask in #minecraft and #smp
#2569 [21:15] <aa> i did
#2570 [21:15] <aa> now one is there
#2571 [21:15] <aa> i asked if they wanted to play together and theres like one person there and its wug
#2572 [21:15] <|Kiikun|> this is a help channel.. not a multiplayer recruiting channel.
#2573 [21:16] <aa> :(
#2574 [21:16] <aa> :(
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#2576 [21:16] <|Kiikun|> lol wug
#2577 [21:16] <shroomz> would me not running 64bit java have anything to do with my block issues?
#2578 [21:17] <DreadLindwyrm> shroomz: depends - are you on a 64 bit OS? If you are you need 64 bit java. If you're on 32bit you need 32 bit java.
#2579 [21:17] <shroomz> i think i am. im on win 7
#2580 [21:19] <Wug> win 7 can be either 32 or 64
#2581 [21:19] <Wug> and 32 bit java should work on 64 bit windows 7
#2582 [21:19] <shroomz> where would i check?
#2583 [21:19] <Wug> but 64 bit java would work better
#2584 [21:19] <Wug> hit win+pause
#2585 [21:20] <shroomz> im currently running 64bit and its fine in ssp but hasnt fixed my smp problem
#2586 [21:20] * |Kiikun| resumes blaming the server
#2586 [21:20] <shroomz> i dont have a pause key :/
#2587 [21:20] <shroomz> wait nvm...
#2588 [21:20] <|Kiikun|> shroomz: its up in the top right
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#2590 [21:21] <|Kiikun|> its one of those 'we arnt used anymore except as hotkeys for random things' keys :P
#2591 [21:21] <shroomz> ya im runnin 64 bit
#2592 [21:21] <shroomz> yeah. well im on a lappy so its got the modifier key for that...
#2593 [21:22] <shroomz> im on the server gazamo... if anybody has had the same issue there...
#2594 [21:23] <Wug> anyway, 64 bit java
#2595 [21:23] <Wug> :j
#2596 [21:23] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2597 [21:23] <Wug> 64 bit is the last one in the list
#2598 [21:23] <shroomz> yeah i just downloaded it earlier
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#2600 [21:24] <huddler> what is the best mine
#2601 [21:24] <huddler> minecraft server?
#2602 [21:24] <shroomz> ....
#2603 [21:24] <|Kiikun|> huddler: go ask in #smp
#2604 [21:24] <shroomz> ANYWAYS
#2605 [21:24] <huddler> it says i am banned
#2606 [21:24] <shroomz> i know its probly server lag
#2607 [21:25] <shroomz> but i still dont understand why it never did it before 1.0
#2608 [21:25] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - go register your nickname, and then you should be able to get in.
#2609 [21:25] <huddler> where do i get good servers?
#2610 [21:25] <shroomz> ....
#2611 [21:26] <|Kiikun|> huddler: your banned from smp because youre using mibbit. this isnt an advertizing or recruiting channel.
#2612 [21:26] <|Kiikun|> ?? smp/servers
#2613 [21:26] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2614 [21:26] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
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#2620 [21:34] <conrad> hello?
#2621 [21:34] <dustdawg> so i tried to play but it cant get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack what do i do
#2622 [21:34] <conrad> uh...
#2623 [21:34] <bernard> i just updated java and the singleplayer mode still doesnt work
#2624 [21:34] <conrad> oh. mines the same problem.
#2625 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> bernard: whats your minecraft account name?
#2626 [21:35] <conrad> conrad
#2627 [21:35] <bernard> u mean my username
#2628 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> bernard: yes :P
#2629 [21:35] <conrad> oh.
#2630 [21:35] <bernard> snake_eyes8032
#2631 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> !paid snake_eyes8032
#2632 [21:35] <|Kiikun|> bernard: thats why it wont work. you have to buy the game to beable to play it
#2633 [21:36] <bernard> i did pay for it
#2634 [21:36] <conrad> um.... does anyone know how 2 fix the "java(tm) platform se binary has stopped working" thing?
#2635 [21:36] <dustdawg> cant you play singleplayer on the classic version for free
#2636 [21:36] <|Kiikun|> conrad: put the entire error log onto pastebin.com please?
#2637 [21:36] <bernard> it took moneyout of my account!!!!!!!!!!
#2638 [21:36] <conrad> classic is SO boring.
#2639 [21:37] <|Kiikun|> dustdawg: classic is different from the release version.. and classic is online only
#2640 [21:37] <conrad> ok.
#2641 [21:37] <Wug> |Kiikun|: remember, haspaid is not reliable atm
#2642 [21:37] <dustdawg> cuz i tried to play it but it says there is an error
#2643 [21:37] <conrad> Problem signature: Problem Event Name: APPCRASH Application Name: javaw.exe Application Version: 6.0.290.11 Application Timestamp: 4e897ca0 Fault Module Name: ntdll.dll Fault Module Version: 6.0.6000.16386 Fault Module Timestamp: 4549bdf8 Exception Code: c0000005 Exception Offset: 00062aad OS Version: 6.0.6000.2.0.0.256.1 Locale ID: 1033
#2644 [21:37] <|Kiikun|> bernard: where did you puy the game? what...
#2645 [21:37] <|Kiikun|> Wug: didnt know that
#2646 [21:37] * |Kiikun| checks its validity
#2646 [21:37] <bernard> at minecraft .net
#2647 [21:38] <Wug> its because of the mojang account thing
#2648 [21:38] <conrad> ?
#2649 [21:38] <|Kiikun|> ah, because the website logins are borked?
#2650 [21:38] <conrad> ?
#2651 [21:38] <Wug> thats related, yes
#2652 [21:38] <conrad> ???
#2653 [21:38] <bernard> hello?
#2654 [21:38] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin > conrad
#2655 [21:38] <WugBot> conrad: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#2656 [21:39] <conrad> hi. how are u today?
#2657 [21:39] <DreadLindwyrm> bernard: sometimes the servers can take time to process the purchase
#2658 [21:39] <Wug> :account/mojang
#2659 [21:39] <WugBot> account/mojang: If you have migrated your minecraft account to a mojang account you may not be able to login to minecraft.net using your Minecraft username and password.
#2660 [21:39] <WugBot> account/mojang: This is a known issue and something is being done about it. In the mean time, haspaid will not show you as premium, but you will still be able to login and play from the downloadable client. (see :client)
#2661 [21:39] <Wug> |Kiikun|: ^
#2662 [21:39] <bernard> it has been 6 weeks!!!!
#2663 [21:39] <conrad> uh...
#2664 [21:39] <conrad> brb
#2665 [21:39] <Wug> bernard: contact moneybookers
#2666 [21:40] <bernard> i did they said that i bought it and the money went through
#2667 [21:41] <bernard> hello?
#2668 [21:41] <Wug> you bought your account from minecraft.net?
#2669 [21:41] <conrad> um... so... wat do i do about my problem?
#2670 [21:41] <bernard> hello?
#2671 [21:42] <Wug> bernard: you bought your account from minecraft.net?
#2672 [21:42] <bernard> yes
#2673 [21:42] <conrad> me too.
#2674 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> conrad: you havent given us the pastebin link yet.
#2675 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> conrad: you just attempted to flood the channel with the error log.
#2676 [21:42] <conrad> oh... he he... oops.
#2677 [21:42] <conrad> http://pastebin.com/RsFVX7zS
#2678 [21:42] <conrad> tht?
#2679 [21:43] <bernard> hello? someone please help me
#2680 [21:43] <WugBot> bernard: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#2681 [21:43] <Wug> bernard: umm
#2682 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> conrad: what version of java do you have?
#2683 [21:43] <Wug> did you get a confirmation email?
#2684 [21:43] <Wug> I'd assume not
#2685 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> conrad: also, do you use any mods or texture packs?
#2686 [21:43] <conrad> uh... 6 update 29.
#2687 [21:44] <Wug> conrad: should run it fine
#2688 [21:44] <conrad> uh... one, but the problem started b4 tht.
#2689 [21:44] <conrad> wug: nope.
#2690 [21:44] <bernard> i bought minecraft it took money out of my account and i got a confirmation email i just want to play singleplayer offline!!!!
#2691 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> conrad: it was crashing... so you installed a mod?
#2692 [21:44] <conrad> tbeen having the same probelm fro 3 weeks.
#2693 [21:45] <Wug> bernard: you DID get a confirmation email?
#2694 [21:45] <bernard> yes
#2695 [21:45] <bernard> YES
#2696 [21:45] <conrad> ti have 2 play on my bros computer, which susks.
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#2698 [21:45] <Wug> :client > bernard
#2699 [21:45] <WugBot> bernard: (client) You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#2700 [21:45] <conrad> *sucks
#2701 [21:45] <Kage> Anyone available to help me figure out how to construct some redstone logic?
#2702 [21:45] <|Kiikun|> conrad: ok... try this first...
#2703 [21:45] <|Kiikun|> ??> conrad forceupdate
#2704 [21:45] <VoxelHead> conrad: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2705 [21:45] <VoxelHead> conrad: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2706 [21:45] <Wug> you have the launcher for your os
#2707 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> Kage: i can in a minute.
#2708 [21:46] <conrad> kiikun: yes i installed a mod, but the problem occured 2 weeks b4 tht.
#2709 [21:46] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Ok, thanks
#2710 [21:46] <conrad> the same problem.
#2711 [21:46] <|Kiikun|> conrad: but it worked between the crashes?
#2712 [21:46] <conrad> the mod? yes.
#2713 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> conrad: i mean the game.
#2714 [21:47] <conrad> i hve an auto install program.
#2715 [21:47] <|Kiikun|> conrad: i dont think its minecraft... its java or something crashing into java.
#2716 [21:47] <conrad> oh. yeah tht too.
#2717 [21:47] <bernard> it says username not premium
#2718 [21:48] <conrad> uh, java crashing into java?
#2719 [21:48] <bernard> hello
#2720 [21:48] <conrad> wats tht mean?
#2721 [21:48] <Wug> bernard: you're sure youre trying use the account you paid for? you dont have any other account?
#2722 [21:48] <bernard> noooooooo
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#2724 [21:48] * conrad is mad at the game
#2724 [21:48] <|Kiikun|> conrad: have you tried reinstallign java? uninstall completely then reinstall it.
#2725 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> conrad: its java, not the game.
#2726 [21:49] <conrad> hmm. ill try. 1 sec.
#2727 [21:49] <conrad> how do i uninstall java?
#2728 [21:49] <bernard> hello
#2729 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> conrad: Programs and Features
#2730 [21:49] <conrad> ok.
#2731 [21:49] <Wug> hello bernard
#2732 [21:49] <Wug> you dont have to reassert your presence every 15 seconds
#2733 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> conrad: uninstall all Java[tm] entries
#2734 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> conrad: also note if you have 64bit versions (so i dont have to get you to check if you need 64bit java :P)
#2735 [21:51] <conrad> ok.
#2736 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> Kage: ok so whats up? :3 *likes messing with redstone... and water...*
#2737 [21:52] <conrad> um.. i have a 64 bit computer... and i dont know how 2 get rid of java logs.
#2738 [21:52] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Well, here's what I want to do.. effectively a double trapdoor
#2739 [21:52] <conrad> entries
#2740 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> conrad: i just meant all the times Java appears in the Programs and Features list :P as in an entry in a list.
#2741 [21:53] <Wug> conrad: uninstall them from the control panel
#2742 [21:53] <conrad> oh.
#2743 [21:53] <Kage> |Kiikun|, So, I have a 10-block drop. Two blocks at the top, one above another: First one is the actual trapdoor, second one below it blocks off a lava flow. Down a few blocks is a cut-off that stops the lava flow from entering an area.
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#2745 [21:54] <Kage> |Kiikun|, So here's how I want it to work: User presses a button. Lava-flow block stops the flow, wait 5 seconds, lowest cut-off opens simultaneously with the trapdoor. One second passes, trapdoor and cutoff close and lava-flow opens.
#2746 [21:54] <conrad> it only appears once. and it doesnt tel me if its 64 bit.
#2747 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> Kage: these are moved by pistons i asume?
#2748 [21:54] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Yep
#2749 [21:54] <conrad> yeah.
#2750 [21:55] <conrad> of course.
#2751 [21:55] <Kage> |Kiikun|, I can't figure the logic of how I want it to work, though. I'd also like it so the user can't "break" it by repeatedly pressing the button, either
#2752 [21:55] * conrad is waiting for a responce
#2752 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> conrad: once its uninstalled, redownload java from the link wugbot's about to spew
#2753 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> :j
#2754 [21:55] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2755 [21:56] <conrad> ok.
#2756 [21:56] <Wug> grab the last one in the list (for 64 bit windows)
#2757 [21:56] <conrad> :D
#2758 [21:57] <conrad> i know.
#2759 [21:57] <|Kiikun|> Kage: ok.. so from top the 'floor'/trapdoor, then lavastoppers (which i asume are default open so the flows are out), then a fall.
#2760 [21:57] <conrad> downloading now.
#2761 [21:57] <|Kiikun|> and the area the lava flows down cant be too deep.. you fall VERY slow in lava.
#2762 [21:57] <conrad> kage, go on to mine craft wiki and look up redstone. thtl also help alot
#2763 [21:58] <conrad> brb
#2764 [21:58] <Kage> conrad, I have, but this is a bit more complex than some gates
#2765 [21:58] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Sort of, yes
#2766 [21:58] <conrad> oh.
#2767 [21:58] <|Kiikun|> conrad: yes its a bit complex.. hes making a trap.
#2768 [21:59] <|Kiikun|> Kage: this is 'press button, fall through lava into pit and die by fire so i can have your stuff?'
#2769 [21:59] <conrad> look up traps very helpfull stuff.
#2770 [21:59] <conrad> tim trying to help.
#2771 [21:59] <conrad> *im
#2772 [21:59] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Not exactly
#2773 [21:59] <conrad> :D
#2774 [21:59] <|Kiikun|> conrad: if everyone used the same traps.. then none of them would work :P
#2775 [22:00] <notconrad> ikr
#2776 [22:00] <conrad> lol
#2777 [22:00] <Kage> It's supposed to be an inescapable trap. The interior of the complex is bedrock-lined, and since bedrock cannot be moved, I'm using a lava flow to prevent people from mining away at the trapdoor portion
#2778 [22:00] <conrad> ok, its almost finished installing.
#2779 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> Kage: oooh. ok.
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#2781 [22:01] <TheNytangel> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1656544089.png
#2782 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> Kage: no redstone needed at lower level?
#2783 [22:01] <TheNytangel> Not even a .4 download speed
#2784 [22:01] <conrad> well, bedrock can be mined in dreative.
#2785 [22:01] <Kage> |Kiikun|, You mean inside the bedrock room?
#2786 [22:01] <Kage> No
#2787 [22:01] <conrad> *creative
#2788 [22:01] <Kage> |Kiikun|, I can invite you to the server to have a look, if you like
#2789 [22:01] <Kage> I'll need your MCID so I can whitelist you
#2790 [22:02] <conrad> conrad812 i wanna see.
#2791 [22:02] <|Kiikun|> Kage: gimme a minute to think it through.
#2792 [22:02] <conrad> omg my install thing is taking sooo long
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#2794 [22:02] <ferminter> suup
#2795 [22:02] <TheNytangel> |kiikun|: .31 download speed.......
#2796 [22:02] <ferminter> hey guys u should try playing runescape
#2797 [22:02] <ferminter> https://secure.runescape.com/m=friend-referral/?ref=5VqtRKsJmAPSUTF-YTNg4A
#2798 [22:02] <|Kiikun|> Kage: how big is the trap opening?
#2799 [22:02] <conrad> yay! i faved this page.
#2800 [22:03] * WugBot kicked ferminter from #minecrafthelp (Reason: erminter :Kicked by |Kiikun|) (Because.)
#2801 [22:03] <Kage> 1 block
#2802 [22:03] <conrad> can i gt on ur server? i have 0 bans, and im good at building.
#2803 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> Kage: there any surroundings? or is the groudn flat except the button?
#2804 [22:04] * |Kiikun| is thinkign redstone hiding places
#2804 [22:04] <Wug> conrad: there is a server at mc.minecraftirc.net
#2805 [22:05] <conrad> ok.
#2806 [22:05] <Wug> it's not completely configured, but I believe its open to the public
#2807 [22:05] <Kage> |Kiikun|, It's a 1-block room
#2808 [22:05] <Wug> Scott: tell me if I'm wrong
#2809 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> Kage: i mean the place where the trapdoor is. where you fall from.
#2810 [22:05] <conrad> i might get on.
#2811 [22:05] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Yes, 1-block room
#2812 [22:06] <Scott>
#2813 [22:06] * xales
#2813 [22:06] <conrad> hmm...
#2814 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> Kage: and you DONT want the people to be setaflame by the lava, correct?
#2815 [22:07] <Kage> |Kiikun|, No, it's just to prevent them from escaping through the drop tunnel
#2816 [22:08] <conrad> yay! i think it worked! lol water in the nether.
#2817 [22:08] * conrad is happy
#2817 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> Kage: ok. youll need to 'kill' the lava flow each time you want to open it by crushign it with pistons.
#2818 [22:08] <Kage> Correct
#2819 [22:08] * |Kiikun| is currently testing out wirings
#2819 [22:08] <conrad> bye for now! ~conrad was here
#2820 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> Kage: the lava-killers can probably be run on a downward travel repeater-toer.
#2821 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> *tower
#2822 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> the trapdoor can be run from another side.
#2823 [22:12] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Ok, well, like I said, if you'd like to help me design this, PM me your MCID and I can whitelist you
#2824 [22:12] <|Kiikun|> Kage: im sennyotai :P
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#2826 [22:13] <|Kiikun|> and im building it in my testing age first so im not fiddling too much
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#2828 [22:13] <Kage> |Kiikun|, Server address PM'd
#2829 [22:14] <Kage> |Kiikun|, You can fiddle with it on this server, it's fine
#2830 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> 'fiddle' with me means massive holes :P
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#2834 [22:34] <mib_jr7cfh> hi
#2835 [22:34] * |Kiichan|Schala| [|Kiichan|Schala|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2836 [22:34] <mib_jr7cfh> i have a probleme i just bought minecraft but it wont load
#2837 [22:35] <mib_jr7cfh> it say finish loading but there is still a bit left
#2838 [22:35] <mib_jr7cfh> screen froze
#2839 [22:35] <mib_jr7cfh> anybody can help ?
#2840 [22:36] <nolimit> anybody here ?
#2841 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> nolimit - What operating system?
#2842 [22:37] <nolimit> vista
#2843 [22:37] <nolimit> windows
#2844 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it
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#2846 [22:38] <nolimit> just chek but no
#2847 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> Are you absolutely sure?
#2848 [22:38] <nolimit> u mean the name i register on minecraft ?
#2849 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> No, I mean, the username you use to log into windows
#2850 [22:39] <nolimit> yes it has
#2851 [22:39] <nolimit> ! this
#2852 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Then that's why it doesn't work. You have two options at this point
#2853 [22:39] <nolimit> why , it important ?
#2854 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Make a new windows account, one that doesn't have a ! symbol...
#2855 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> ... or try our workaround here:
#2856 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/!
#2857 [22:39] <VoxelHead> win/!: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file:
#2858 [22:40] <VoxelHead> win/!: Special Character Workaround: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/WindowsProfileFix.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk. Must be run as an Administrator.
#2859 [22:40] <nolimit> whats best u think ?
#2860 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Probably the workaround
#2861 [22:41] <nolimit> cue it say may not break all part of minecraft ....
#2862 [22:41] <nolimit> cuz*
#2863 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> Just a disclaimer
#2864 [22:41] <nolimit> cant i just change this name ? i dont want to create another account
#2865 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> You cannot
#2866 [22:41] <nolimit> ah
#2867 [22:42] <nolimit> ok i try workaround , thx for help
#2868 [22:43] <nolimit> its not a virus ? lol
#2869 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> No
#2870 [22:44] <nolimit> cuz it say window dont run that often it could damage ur computer
#2871 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> It won't
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#2873 [22:46] <nolimit> so it said delete programe i just did , it should b ok now ?
#2874 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#2875 [22:47] <nolimit> still not working
#2876 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> What did you delete?
#2877 [22:49] <nolimit> when i dowload it , it saiy to me , filtre smart screen didnt recognize this programe so i have 2 choice
#2878 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Don't delete it?
#2879 [22:49] <nolimit> dont run it or delete , i tried delete
#2880 [22:49] <nolimit> lol
#2881 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> If you don't want to use that program, then your only other choice is to make a new windows user account
#2882 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> The choice is yours.
#2883 [22:50] <nolimit> its not that i dont want to use it ....
#2884 [22:50] <nolimit> but thx anyway
#2885 [22:51] <nolimit> cant minecraft fix ffs
#2886 [22:51] <nolimit> fix this*
#2887 [22:51] <GreyVulpine> No, minecraft can't.
#2888 [22:51] <GreyVulpine> You need to use a windows username that doesn't end in !
#2889 [22:52] <nolimit> well they know how to get ur credit card number thats for sure ....
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#2891 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Not minecraft's fault. You've been shown two solutions
#2892 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Up to you which one you choose to implement
#2893 [22:53] <nolimit> yeah but creating another account take place on my hard drive , and the second solution , idk how to do it ....
#2894 [22:54] <nolimit> ill try again
#2895 [22:55] <bargiest> hey guys, im trying to join a server which my cousin has set up two days ago where it worked fine. When im trying to connect at home now it cant find the server. I know this is silly but im really stuck and would appricate any help. Thx
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#2898 [22:55] <`Kelby> how do i make a dispenser fire eggs?
#2899 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> Put eggs into the dispenser?
#2900 [22:55] <sprog> just had a quick question. who can help?
#2901 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> bargiest - When you were able to join his server, were you in his house at the same time?
#2902 [22:56] <DreadLindwyrm> depends on the question.
#2903 [22:56] <`Kelby> the eggs are in there. how do i make it fire?
#2904 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - redstone signal?
#2905 [22:56] <bargiest> yes i was at his house when we played. also he makes it so we have to be connected to hamachi network to be able
#2906 [22:57] <`Kelby> how do i make a redstone signal?
#2907 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> bargiest - Then he needs to have the server running, and both you and him need to be on hamachi as well
#2908 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - Got a server?
#2909 [22:57] <`Kelby> yes
#2910 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> Want me to show you on there?
#2911 [22:57] <Scott> Hamachi is the devil.
#2912 [22:57] <sprog> ok well, I am trying to host a server. I have everything setup however I cannot find the IP to let both me and my friend play together. any help?
#2913 [22:57] <`Kelby> sure@
#2914 [22:57] <`Kelby> how do i find out the number to let you in?
#2915 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> sprog - Whatismyip.com
#2916 [22:57] <Scott> !check 68.102.114.60
#2917 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - Forget it, hop onto mc.minecraftirc.net
#2918 [22:57] <sprog> tried that, doesnt work
#2919 [22:57] <Scott> You haven't portforwarded.
#2920 [22:57] <bargiest> we were on the phone, he was currently on the server at this time and both of us were logged into hamachi and talking on that to make sure the connection was fine yet i was still unable to locate his server
#2921 [22:57] <Scott> sprog ^
#2922 [22:58] <Scott> bargiest: We don't help with networking issues when hamachi is being used here.
#2923 [22:58] <nolimit> hey grey it worked , there was a litlle arrow with one more option wich said : run it anyway , and it work
#2924 [22:58] <nolimit> thx for help
#2925 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> nolimit - Glad to hear it
#2926 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - Can you connect to mc.minecraftirc.net?
#2927 [22:59] <bargiest> so scott would you have any advice, do we get rid of hamachi or such and if so will we be able to run this from different locations?
#2928 [22:59] <sprog> any other options?
#2929 [23:00] <`Kelby> no
#2930 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> No?
#2931 [23:00] <sprog> any other help?
#2932 [23:00] <Scott> bargiest: Yes, setup proper portforwarding.
#2933 [23:00] <bargiest> ok
#2934 [23:00] <sprog> I do not know how to do that
#2935 [23:00] <bargiest> thankyou
#2936 [23:00] <`Kelby> i tried copy and pasting that, but it doesn't open anything.
#2937 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - It's a minecraft server address
#2938 [23:00] <`Kelby> <--- EXTREMELY computer stupid.
#2939 [23:00] <`Kelby> oh.
#2940 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> Connect to it via your client
#2941 [23:00] <`Kelby> join a new world?
#2942 [23:00] <`Kelby> ok
#2943 [23:00] <bargiest> on both computers sorry
#2944 [23:01] <sprog> GreyVulpine - are you talking to me?
#2945 [23:01] <Scott> If your friend wants a working server, he should come here. I can't help you help him.
#2946 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> sprog - No
#2947 [23:01] <sprog> ok
#2948 [23:01] <`Kelby> can't resolve hostname
#2949 [23:01] <bargiest> ok thanks scott
#2950 [23:02] <sprog> what should I do?
#2951 [23:02] <GreyVulpine> `Kelby - mc.minecraftirc.net
#2952 [23:02] <GreyVulpine> Type it into the direct connect box
#2953 [23:05] <sprog> does anyone know how to use logmein Hamachi?
#2954 [23:07] <sprog> Hello?
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#2956 [23:11] <DreadLindwyrm> sprog - we don;t deal with hamachi on here
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#2959 [23:16] <Godiva> I'm completely failing at installing ModLoader on Mac OS X 10.5.8 :(
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#2961 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> We don't exactly help with modding on here.
#2962 [23:17] <Godiva> oh
#2963 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> Could you tell us exactly what you're doing though?
#2964 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> Or how you're attempting to install modloader?
#2965 [23:17] <frogonia> Is there any who can help me with port forwarding?
#2966 [23:19] <Godiva> I followed the instructions to make it a .zip / open / replace class files / compress, I followed the instructions to use command line to open the jar / replace class files / recompress, and I tried using MCPatcher
#2967 [23:19] <Godiva> I found a post somewhere saying that I had to change something in my java preferences, so I did that to
#2968 [23:19] <Godiva> still get a black screen
#2969 [23:19] <WugBot> Godiva: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2970 [23:19] <WugBot> Godiva: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2971 [23:19] <Godiva> did that
#2972 [23:19] <Godiva> every time
#2973 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, ignore the bot, it triggers on black screen
#2974 [23:19] <Godiva> ah
#2975 [23:19] <Godiva> good call
#2976 [23:19] <Godiva> lol
#2977 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Alright. What you're supposed to do is this:
#2978 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Head to your /users/username/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin/ folder. rename the minecraft.jar to minecraft.zip, uncompress it. Put the modloader's files into the folder. Delete the meta-inf folder (very important).
#2979 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> Do not recompress the folder itself, but go into the folder, select all the files, and compress that back to a minecraft.jar
#2980 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> er, zip -> jar
#2981 [23:22] <frogonia> GreyVulpine, could you help me with port forwarding after your done helping Godiva?
#2982 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Are you running the server yourself?
#2983 [23:23] <frogonia> Yes sir.
#2984 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#2985 [23:23] <frogonia> Windows vista, 32 bit.
#2986 [23:23] <Godiva> nope :( that time I got the blue error screen that crashes out before I can read it
#2987 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> Godiva - Hm. Force update so you get fresh files this time, and try again
#2988 [23:24] <Godiva> yeah, I've done this like a dozen times before coming in here, lol
#2989 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Alright. I assume you've already downloaded minecraft_server.exe from minecraft.net/download, and saved it to a folder somewhere?
#2990 [23:25] <Godiva> thanks tho
#2991 [23:25] <Godiva> thanks tho
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#2993 [23:26] <frogonia> I'm working on a Freebuild server,
#2994 [23:27] <frogonia> I'm using fCraft Software.
#2995 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> freebuild.. ah, classic
#2996 [23:27] <frogonia> Yes
#2997 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Alright then, just a simple matter of port forwarding your router then. Could you please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: cmd
#2998 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Press enter, a black command prompt window will pop up.
#2999 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> There, type in: ipconfig--- give us the ipv4 address and default gateway address.
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#3001 [23:28] <frogonia> I know how to port. But the real problem is My Port opens Then closes
#3002 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#3003 [23:29] <frogonia> I've sent you a pm
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#3007 [23:56] <frogonia> Lol, grey I just got my first real guest
#3008 [23:56] * GreyVulpine gives a thumbs up.
#3008 [23:56] <frogonia> Thank you again.
#3009 [23:57] <zenon> When I try to do password recovery on minecraft.net it says user not found
#3010 [23:58] <zenon> Greyvulpine?
#3011 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> zenon - Did you link/merge your account to Mojang's new account system at account.mojang.com?
#3012 [23:59] <zenon> Wow I am dumbass
#3013 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> If you didn't, don't
#3014 [23:59] <zenon> Just noticed the log in message on here
#3015 [23:59] <zenon> I think I may have when trying to get cobalt