#1 [00:00] <conrad> lol. k bye:D
#2 [00:00] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> lol
#3 [00:00] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> i kinda like this irc
#4 [00:00] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> kinda fun
#5 [00:00] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#5 [00:01] <Kealper> it's .set motd some motd here
#6 [00:01] * Kealper is back
#6 [00:01] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> lol
#7 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> grahgrumblebah!
#8 [00:01] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> good do know
#9 [00:01] * GreyVulpine stabs Kealper
#9 [00:01] <Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind> tobad i cant use it
#10 [00:01] * Bored_Out_Of_His_Mind laughs
#10 [00:01] <Kealper> lemme guess, i'm going to scroll up and see that you already did that, grey?
#11 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> No, couldn't figure out the command
#12 [00:01] <IDK> lol
#13 [00:01] <IDK> .set motd
#14 [00:01] <Kealper> oh
#15 [00:01] <IDK> lol
#16 [00:02] <IDK> .set motd lulz
#17 [00:02] <IDK> xD
#18 [00:02] <Kealper> i should redo the motd command.. i don't like the way it is right now
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#20 [00:02] <IDK> what is wrong with that>
#21 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#22 [00:02] <IDK> seems fine to me
#23 [00:02] <Zombassasin> hey i have a question
#24 [00:02] <IDK> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#25 [00:02] <mib_26wbaf> ~
#26 [00:02] <Zombassasin> is anyone on?
#27 [00:02] <IDK> ?
#28 [00:02] <snee> better
#29 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Nope, just us chat bots
#30 [00:03] <snee> yeah
#31 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> chatting away
#32 [00:03] <Kealper> IDK: i'd like it to have more control, like being able to undo MOTDs an such
#33 [00:03] <IDK> lol
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#35 [00:03] <IDK> oh makes sense
#36 [00:03] <Zombassasin> im having smp block lag any ideas?
#37 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Block lag?
#38 [00:03] <Zombassasin> dissapearing and reapearing blocks
#39 [00:03] <IDK> that is the server lagging
#40 [00:03] <Zombassasin> its a really fast server
#41 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Are you near or in spawn?
#42 [00:03] <Zombassasin> no and im op on it
#43 [00:04] <Kealper> "really fast" is a subjective term
#44 [00:04] <IDK> is it a bukkit server?
#45 [00:04] <Zombassasin> ya it is
#46 [00:04] <IDK> do you have permissions?
#47 [00:04] <Zombassasin> but i have admin status and im an op
#48 [00:04] <wannabemac> still do you have a permissions plugi
#49 [00:04] <wannabemac> plugin*
#50 [00:04] <Kealper> wannabemac: so... Ubuntu?
#51 [00:04] <Kealper> lol
#52 [00:04] <wannabemac> lol
#53 [00:04] <aj211> do you guys know how to fix the 502 error?
#54 [00:04] <Zombassasin> i believe so
#55 [00:04] <wannabemac> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#56 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> aj211 - Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#57 [00:05] <wannabemac> did you give yourself permission to build?
#58 [00:05] <wannabemac> what permissions plugin is it?
#59 [00:05] <aj211> so no one can connet to any server?
#60 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> aj211 - That's right
#61 [00:05] <aj211> =/
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#63 [00:05] <Zombassasin> yes im admin and op and as far as i know admin is set to build wherever
#64 [00:05] <wannabemac> Zombassasin What permissions plugin do you use?
#65 [00:06] <Kealper> Zombassasin: when you type in to the chat to say something... does it ever show you said it?
#66 [00:06] <Zombassasin> hmm idk i dont have access to the console and the owner hasnt told me is there a way to find out?
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#68 [00:06] <Zombassasin> yes
#69 [00:06] <Kealper> Zombassasin: /plugins
#70 [00:06] <Zombassasin> one sec
#71 [00:06] <aj211> Well thx for the help guys =]
#72 [00:06] <Kealper> Zombassasin: it'll be one with "permissions" in the name
#73 [00:06] <Zombassasin> ok
#74 [00:06] <wannabemac> It could be groupmanager
#75 [00:06] <conrad> um.... wait.... how r servers down if there r 4 peepl on mine?
#76 [00:07] <snee> ^
#77 [00:07] <wannabemac> they were one before it went down
#78 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> conrad - They were already there before the sessions server went down
#79 [00:07] <snee> ah
#80 [00:07] <Zombassasin> its just called permissions
#81 [00:07] <conrad> oh... so if they leave, theyll get a 502?
#82 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#83 [00:07] <Kealper> conrad: right
#84 [00:07] <conrad> oh.
#85 [00:07] <wannabemac> Is there one called PermissionsBukkit by any chance?
#86 [00:08] <Zombassasin> hmm it just said permissions but i can check again
#87 [00:08] <wannabemac> Or Groupmanager or bPermissions?
#88 [00:08] <Zombassasin> one sec
#89 [00:08] <conrad> will it take more than a few hours for the server session 2 start back?
#90 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> conrad - We do not know
#91 [00:08] <aj211> So what server u guys talking about?
#92 [00:08] <conrad> uh... minecraft town.
#93 [00:09] <conrad> mine.minecrafttown.com:25565
#94 [00:09] <Zombassasin> theres xauth
#95 [00:09] <wannabemac> Okay.
#96 [00:09] <wannabemac> I am going to guess that you do not have the correct permission node to be able to build.
#97 [00:09] <Zombassasin> permissionsplus
#98 [00:09] <aj211> I'll try it when sessions are back up
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#100 [00:09] <wannabemac> Yep.
#101 [00:09] <aj211> \
#102 [00:09] * ROOKIE99 [ROOKIE99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#103 [00:09] <conrad> u can come on. no whitelist. just know tht griefers die.
#104 [00:09] <Zombassasin> well im an admin and the other admins can build
#105 [00:10] <wannabemac> You more than likely do not have the permission node to build.
#106 [00:10] <wannabemac> That does not matter.
#107 [00:10] <Zombassasin> and an op
#108 [00:10] <ROOKIE99> hi i need help
#109 [00:10] <WugBot> ROOKIE99: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#110 [00:10] <WugBot> ROOKIE99: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#111 [00:10] <aj211> Oh.
#112 [00:10] <conrad> not on our server. on urs maybe.
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#114 [00:10] <aj211> Do you guys know how to reduce minecraft lag?
#115 [00:10] <guacamole> OO
#116 [00:10] <conrad> uh. try /lagfix
#117 [00:10] <guacamole> ??
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#119 [00:10] <Zombassasin> so no ideas how to fix it i do have permissions to build
#120 [00:10] <ROOKIE99> i cant play on Multiplayer for some reason
#121 [00:10] <guacamole> TRY DOING NOTHING
#122 [00:11] <conrad> works on some servers.
#123 [00:11] <guacamole> GO AWAY MONSTERS!!
#124 [00:11] <conrad> hmm.
#125 [00:11] <Zombassasin> and im an op aswell
#126 [00:11] <thensman> Apparenlty all servers are down?
#127 [00:11] <Kealper> guacamole: TRY PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY
#128 [00:11] <Zombassasin> no mines up
#129 [00:11] <conrad> op,mod and admin are exactly the same thing.
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#132 [00:11] <guacamole> MMM INTERESTING IDEA, I MIGHT JUST TRY IT
#133 [00:11] <guacamole> there
#134 [00:11] <thensman> server is up but not connecting giving error 502
#135 [00:11] <Valor91> is anyone else getting Returned HTTP response code: 500 for URL: http://session.minecraft.net/gamejoinserver.jsp
#136 [00:11] <ROOKIE99> everytime i try to go on a server it says Logging in but then it gives me a long message?
#137 [00:11] <wannabemac> Then your server is running in offline mode Zombassasin
#138 [00:11] <wannabemac> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#139 [00:11] <conrad> same for me.
#140 [00:12] <Zombassasin> i know but op has different permissions then admin on my server
#141 [00:12] <guacamole> well im bored pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
#142 [00:12] <aj211> the Ip is incorrect it says cant resolve host name
#143 [00:12] <Zombassasin> tmaybe thats why? the MC servers are down?
#144 [00:12] <wannabemac> Zombassasin, that does not matter.
#145 [00:12] <Valor91> theres nothing to do on single player!!!!
#146 [00:12] <Kealper> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#147 [00:12] <conrad> uh?
#148 [00:12] <conrad> ikr
#149 [00:12] <Zombassasin> wait the minecraft servers are down?
#150 [00:12] <wannabemac> Zombassasin, yes the session servers.
#151 [00:12] <Zombassasin> anyways thanks for trying to help
#152 [00:13] <Zombassasin> session servers?
#153 [00:13] <conrad> single player sux. esp since my mod isnt working either.
#154 [00:13] <aj211> guys what the ip of the server u were talkin' bout
#155 [00:13] <Kealper> Zombassasin: handle the logging in for when you want to get on a game server
#156 [00:13] <conrad> mine.minecrafttown.com:25565
#157 [00:13] <Kealper> Zombassasin: they make sure that you are actually you, and not someone trying to pretend to be you
#158 [00:13] <Zombassasin> what?
#159 [00:13] <Kealper> conrad: this is not the channel for advertising, unless you were asking to see if others have that issue as well...
#160 [00:14] <Kealper> Zombassasin: the session servers, that is
#161 [00:14] <Zombassasin> Oh i get it so like a cracked client
#162 [00:14] <Kealper> Zombassasin: basically
#163 [00:14] <conrad> a hacker pretended 2 be me, and used tht to nearly get me thrown off the server.
#164 [00:14] <Zombassasin> tif a cracked client logs in as my name they can get in without the bad login message?
#165 [00:14] <wannabemac> Kealper, how do I become a member of this channel?
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#167 [00:14] <Zombassasin> hmm well i better leave
#168 [00:14] <wannabemac> If the server is in offline mode Zombassasin.
#169 [00:14] <Kealper> Zombassasin: unless they do some serious voodoo, no, it will not let them on the server
#170 [00:14] <Zombassasin> ok
#171 [00:15] <wannabemac> voodoo=hacking
#172 [00:15] <Zombassasin> ok im heading out
#173 [00:15] <Zombassasin> i know
#174 [00:15] <aj211> I really appreciate your help guys thanks again
#175 [00:15] <Zombassasin> thanks for the help guys
#176 [00:15] <conrad> hmm. gonna go 2 bed and check teh server 2morrow.
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#178 [00:15] <ROOKIE99> how can all serers be down on my server list it says ppl r on?
#179 [00:15] <conrad> tnight.
#180 [00:15] <Kealper> wannabemac: uh...this is a community-driven support chat so basically just being here and being helpful lol
#181 [00:15] <ROOKIE99> servers*
#182 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> They were on before the sessions server went down
#183 [00:15] <wannabemac> Okay lol.
#184 [00:15] <Kain_Dragoon> hmmm
#185 [00:15] <ROOKIE99> so it still works for them?
#186 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> Until they log out, yes
#187 [00:16] <ROOKIE99> wierd XD
#188 [00:16] <Kain_Dragoon> well answers that question... I was coming here to ask..
#189 [00:16] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#190 [00:16] <Kain_Dragoon> so its not just me...
#191 [00:16] <wannabemac> My client crashed right before it went down.
#192 [00:16] <GreyVulpine> It's not just you
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#194 [00:16] <wannabemac> Well guys I need to go soon.
#195 [00:16] <GreyVulpine> Take care
#196 [00:16] <Kain_Dragoon> excellent ty for the information
#197 [00:16] <wannabemac> Bye!
#198 [00:17] <langkid1> >:O Minecraft.net's down again
#199 [00:17] <Inferno> Okay i have a problem: i get a Code 502 for Url: when attempting to connect to any server
#200 [00:17] <langkid1> Mojang really needs to get some better hosting
#201 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#202 [00:17] <ROOKIE99> Notch seriously should get a better server soon
#203 [00:17] <langkid1> Inferno, the login server is down
#204 [00:17] <Kealper> you'd think with them running on EC2 that it would just laugh at the face of web traffic
#205 [00:17] <langkid1> EC2?
#206 [00:17] * GreyVulpine pffts
#206 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft's hosted on amazon's EC2 cloud
#207 [00:17] <Inferno> it is well i feel better now
#208 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> It's not just one server
#209 [00:17] <langkid1> yeah I know it's on amazon's S3
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#211 [00:17] <Kealper> ROOKIE99: minecraft.net is hosted on some of the best servers you can get... it's just the way they have it set up that creates a HUGE bottleneck that can clog up really easily
#212 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> It's several clustered servers.
#213 [00:18] <langkid1> that's scary, that one popular guy is taking down Amazon servers
#214 [00:18] <ROOKIE99> oh ok ty
#215 [00:18] <Kealper> langkid1: not really amazon's servers
#216 [00:18] <langkid1> or, servers "rented by amazon"
#217 [00:18] <GreyVulpine> A few weeks back, mollstam said the login server gets what, 100,000 login requests per minute?
#218 [00:19] <Kealper> the issue is that they have a bunch of servers acting as one giant one, but they have one server that tries to manage all connections, and evenly distribute connections across all the actual minecraft.net servers
#219 [00:19] <Inferno> any clue when it will get back on?
#220 [00:19] <GreyVulpine> We have no ETA for that
#221 [00:19] <Inferno> kk thanks
#222 [00:19] <Kealper> and that one load-balencing server is the point that fails, it gets all of it's connections completely full and makes it so no other computers can connect
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#224 [00:20] <ROOKIE99> at first when it didnt work i thought i got hacked lol
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#226 [00:20] <Kealper> (since there is a hard-limit of 65535 connections that a single computer can have open at any given time)
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#228 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#229 [00:21] <Tahg> hmk
#230 [00:21] <Valor91> how long has it been down?
#231 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> About an hour or so now
#232 [00:21] <Mcsquizzy> ten minutes maybe?
#233 [00:21] <Mcsquizzy> oh
#234 [00:21] <Valor91> dam
#235 [00:21] <Mcsquizzy> Do they know the cause?
#236 [00:21] <Gazionetadmin> http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad59/pokemonharley/Untitled.png
#237 [00:21] <Mcsquizzy> Software, hardwaRE?
#238 [00:21] <Gazionetadmin> whats
#239 [00:21] <Tahg> I know I missed the start of this conversation, but why is there a hard limit of 65535 connections?
#240 [00:21] <Gazionetadmin> wrong with it
#241 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> Sessions server is down
#242 [00:22] <Gazionetadmin> why?
#243 [00:22] <Mcsquizzy> Yes we know
#244 [00:22] <Mcsquizzy> I want to know why
#245 [00:22] <Mcsquizzy> And when it might be fixed
#246 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> We have no bloody clue
#247 [00:22] <ROOKIE99> is Notch or Jeb working on it?
#248 [00:22] <Tahg> we don't know why
#249 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> We're not Mojang
#250 [00:22] <Gazionetadmin> when will it be back up
#251 [00:22] <Mcsquizzy> Notch isnt in minecraft really
#252 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> Go yell at them
#253 [00:22] <Kealper> Gazionetadmin: we don't know, stop asking
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#255 [00:22] <Tahg> it's 6:22 in Sweden, wait for normal office hours at least
#256 [00:23] <Kealper> so.... it'll be fixed when they get to the office at like 8am or so
#257 [00:23] <GreyVulpine> Give mollstam time to grab the fire extinguisher.
#258 [00:23] <Kealper> lol
#259 [00:23] <Tahg> actually, not to cause too much FUD, but he's on vacation till the new year
#260 [00:24] <Tahg> hoping leo can fix it
#261 [00:24] <Kealper> hmm...so that's where mollstam has been
#262 [00:24] <GreyVulpine> Yeah.. we're boned.
#263 [00:24] <ROOKIE99> well since i cant get on Minecraft Servers its off to bed night
#264 [00:24] * GreyVulpine waves
#264 [00:24] * Kealper waves
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#265 [00:26] <GreyVulpine> There are days when Mojang doesn't pay us enough to do this.
#266 [00:26] <Kealper> lol
#267 [00:26] <{unimatrix}> oh we get payed enough
#268 [00:26] <{unimatrix}> by mojang
#269 [00:26] <{unimatrix}> each account we ban we get 5 dolla
#270 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> Pfft.
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#272 [00:27] * Kealper sets mode +b *!*@*
#272 [00:27] <Kealper> did i win?
#273 [00:27] <Kealper> did i win?
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#275 [00:27] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#275 [00:27] <{unimatrix}> account
#276 [00:27] <{unimatrix}> not irc
#277 [00:27] <Kealper> oh, damn
#278 [00:27] * GreyVulpine configures DROP on *
#278 [00:27] <{unimatrix}> cause of mcbans mojang is making a fortune
#279 [00:27] <{unimatrix}> :p
#280 [00:28] * Kealper logs in with the username DROP TABLE "accounts"
#280 [00:28] <{unimatrix}> try it
#281 [00:28] <{unimatrix}> we even have backups of our backups
#282 [00:28] <Kealper> if there is any site sql injection that severe actually works on, i will be a sad panda :/
#283 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> you think we would allow such blatent sql leaks
#284 [00:29] <[L]> So why is Mcban making mojang a fortune?
#285 [00:29] <Kealper> and i was talking about Minecraft lol
#286 [00:29] * gorgar44 [gorgar44@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#287 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> in a website thats constant under attack by griefing teams
#288 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> :p
#289 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> 1.5k servers
#290 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> if your perm banned
#291 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> you cant connect to
#292 [00:29] * skudster13 [skudster13@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#293 [00:29] <{unimatrix}> thats active servers :p
#294 [00:29] <gorgar44> hello, need help, i try to join a server, but i get a long error code or something
#295 [00:29] <[L]> Heh
#296 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#297 [00:30] <skudster13> anyone have any idea when the servers are coming back up?
#298 [00:30] <{unimatrix}> 500.000 connections every 24 hours :p
#299 [00:30] * GreyVulpine points to previous statement
#299 [00:30] <Kealper> "Hey! You've currently got AdBlock enabled which is blocking the adverts that should be displayed here!"
#300 [00:30] <Kealper> yes, yes i do
#301 [00:30] <skudster13> sry lold
#302 [00:30] <gorgar44> oh thank god, lol thought i was hacked or something lol
#303 [00:30] <Valor91> dam that means i gotta play runescape for now
#304 [00:30] <{unimatrix}> and [L] i am trolling , mojang doesnt pay us
#305 [00:30] <{unimatrix}> :p
#306 [00:30] <[L]> Heh
#307 [00:31] <[L]> They get money possibly though
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#309 [00:31] <gorgar44> :D i used to play runescaoe
#310 [00:31] <[L]> Ban evasion and all of that
#311 [00:31] <{unimatrix}> ofc they get money
#312 [00:31] <lol> is minecraft dwn?
#313 [00:31] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#314 [00:31] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: are the ads on mcbans super annoying or can i actually set that site to my whitelist?
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#316 [00:31] <gorgar44> but then i ran out of money :\
#317 [00:31] <gorgar44> but then i ran out of money :\
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#319 [00:31] <{unimatrix}> they are harmless
#320 [00:31] <{unimatrix}> and they pay for the server :p
#321 [00:31] <gorgar44> thankyou! bye
#322 [00:31] <Kealper> i'll shun you if i whitelist it and hear "CONGRADGULATIONS!"
#323 [00:32] * GreyVulpine snrks
#323 [00:32] <{unimatrix}> i wont make that spelling mistake :p
#324 [00:32] <Kealper> mc server hosting ad... i'll allow it
#325 [00:32] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: but 3rd party ad companies do :o
#326 [00:32] <{unimatrix}> 5 Connections Per Hour
#327 [00:32] <{unimatrix}> LOL
#328 [00:33] <{unimatrix}> hahah
#329 [00:33] <{unimatrix}> there is gona be hell to pay when those servers work again
#330 [00:33] * downer3d [downer3d@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#331 [00:33] <{unimatrix}> gona lag a bit :p
#332 [00:33] <Kealper> rofl
#333 [00:33] * Kealper pokes around the mcbans site for some sort of api
#333 [00:33] <{unimatrix}> there is an api
#334 [00:34] * wazubgu [wazubgu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#335 [00:34] <{unimatrix}> http://wiki.mcbans.com/display/MCBans/API+Documentation
#336 [00:34] <Gazionetadmin> it needs too hurry up and get back up -.-
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#338 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Give mojang more money.
#339 [00:34] <Kealper> ohmai, api keys and everything... fancy :o
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#342 [00:35] <langkid1> What level does bedrock start at ?
#343 [00:35] <{unimatrix}> 0
#344 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> 0-3
#345 [00:35] <{unimatrix}> haha
#346 [00:36] <TPest> what is the 502 error?
#347 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#348 [00:36] <langkid1> also, great news, my nose is bleeding
#349 [00:36] * Kealper makes a pure AutoIt ban checker
#349 [00:36] <{unimatrix}> autoit?
#350 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> !wiki autoit
#351 [00:36] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoIt
#352 [00:36] <GreyBot> AutoIt (pronounced aw-tow-it) is a freeware automation language for Microsoft Windows. In its earliest release, the software was primarily intended to create automation scripts (sometimes called macros) for Microsoft Windows programs but has since grown to include enhancements in both programming language design and overall functionality.
#353 [00:36] <Kealper> a language you've probably never heard of until you've talked to me for a bit lol
#354 [00:36] <auscompgeek> heh.
#355 [00:36] <auscompgeek> heh.
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#357 [00:36] <{unimatrix}> its for windows
#358 [00:36] <{unimatrix}> thx but no thx
#359 [00:36] <langkid1> so I get to find out how well I can type with one hand
#360 [00:36] <{unimatrix}> i rather listen to 10 hours of friday
#361 [00:36] <TPest> how can u fix the 502 error for minecraft?
#362 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> TPest - You cannot
#363 [00:37] <{unimatrix}> you dont
#364 [00:37] * bu3ouf91 [bu3ouf91@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#365 [00:37] <TPest> really? then what do u do?
#366 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> Wait for Mojang to fix their servers
#367 [00:37] * S [S@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#368 [00:37] <langkid1> ^
#369 [00:37] <bu3ouf91> hello guy , I need help, my minecraft not allowing me to join any online server, its give me Internal error 502
#370 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#371 [00:37] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: the best way i can explain AutoIt is like saying AutoIt is to Windows as Python is to Linux
#372 [00:37] <[L]> Sigh.
#373 [00:37] <[L]> People
#374 [00:37] <{unimatrix}> its windows
#375 [00:37] <langkid1> god d***it, don't you people read the /TOPIC
#376 [00:37] <[L]> Read the topic
#377 [00:38] <{unimatrix}> all i need to know
#378 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> Nobody reads the topic
#379 [00:38] <bu3ouf91> LOL
#380 [00:38] <langkid1> prolly 'cuz they use mibbit
#381 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> mibbit has the topic as well
#382 [00:38] <TPest> sry D:
#383 [00:38] <S> hey i'm using mibbit!
#384 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> Nobody reads it
#385 [00:38] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: well i use Windows so it works well for me, and generally works under Wine :P
#386 [00:38] <Kealper> S: yes, yes you are
#387 [00:39] <langkid1> GreyVulpine, so they stare at the porn ad on the mibbit page, then they DON'T LOOK at the toipc directly below it, and then they chat
#388 [00:39] <{unimatrix}> if you need a ban chcker
#389 [00:39] <{unimatrix}> we got a python bot
#390 [00:39] <{unimatrix}> :p
#391 [00:39] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: meh, i wasn't making it to actually be useful, i was just doing it to say i did it lol
#392 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Vox doesn't like your python bot
#393 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> It feels threatened
#394 [00:39] <{unimatrix}> the source code of the bot is on github
#395 [00:39] <{unimatrix}> you can easely add it to vox
#396 [00:39] <langkid1> link or you're lying
#397 [00:40] * mib_g22529 [mib_g22529@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#398 [00:40] <{unimatrix}> i cant help it both bots use the same trigger
#399 [00:40] <mib_g22529> Does anybody know what error code 502 means? Its only for multi player and a number of ppl are having it on the server
#400 [00:40] <langkid1> mib_g22529, the 502 error means the minecraft servers are down
#401 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#402 [00:41] * MCBans_Helpbot [MCBans_Helpbot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#403 [00:41] <langkid1> let's just say the SAME THING to every mib_ that joins
#404 [00:41] <{unimatrix}> dont p�nic
#405 [00:41] <{unimatrix}> ill have it leave
#406 [00:41] <Gazionetadmin> WHENS IT GETTING FIXED'
#407 [00:41] <mib_g22529> ok tysm guys
#408 [00:41] <{unimatrix}> just wanna show what it does
#409 [00:41] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, no bots without OP permissions
#410 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> SOON
#411 [00:41] <langkid1> Gazionetadmin, I DON'T KNOW
#412 [00:41] <{unimatrix}> GreyVulpine type .lookup yourign
#413 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> VERY VERY SOON™
#414 [00:41] <Gazionetadmin> because its pissing me right off
#415 [00:41] <langkid1> Gazionetadmin, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, THAT WE CAN USE THE CAPS BUTTON
#416 [00:41] <{unimatrix}> GreyVulpine type .lookup yourign all
#417 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> .lookup Greyvulpine
#418 [00:41] <MCBans_Helpbot> Reputation for Greyvulpine: 10.00/10
#419 [00:41] <MCBans_Helpbot> Total bans: 0
#420 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> Yay
#421 [00:42] <{unimatrix}> ill make it leave now
#422 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> type in blue waffles in google but don't tell me about it i don't want too know
#423 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> type in blue waffles in google but don't tell me about it i don't want too know
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#425 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> lawl
#426 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> while
#427 [00:42] <{unimatrix}> simple bot
#428 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> i install
#429 [00:42] <{unimatrix}> does what it needs to do
#430 [00:42] <Gazionetadmin> vb.net
#431 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> stop
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#433 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> talking
#434 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> one
#435 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> words
#436 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> per
#437 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> lines
#438 [00:42] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, many channel OPs don't like bots in their channels without perms
#439 [00:42] <langkid1> o
#440 [00:42] <langkid1> m
#441 [00:43] * GreyVulpine snrks
#441 [00:43] <Kealper> lol
#442 [00:43] <langkid1> SinZ!
#443 [00:43] <{unimatrix}> that voxelbot is more annoying the rebecca black
#444 [00:43] <langkid1> no
#445 [00:43] <langkid1> it's not'
#446 [00:44] <{unimatrix}> yes it is
#447 [00:44] <langkid1> nothing is more annoying than rebecca black except rick perry, according to YouTube
#448 [00:44] <Kealper> oh, also... Gazionetadmin i don't want to see another thing like what you said above... this is a more family-friendly-oriented channel, we prefer to keep things rated PG-13
#449 [00:44] <{unimatrix}> how about justin bieber?
#450 [00:44] <langkid1> Kealper, porn site?
#451 [00:44] <Kealper> langkid1: almost
#452 [00:44] <{unimatrix}> or twilight?
#453 [00:44] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, how old are you?
#454 [00:44] <{unimatrix}> old enough to remember windows 98
#455 [00:45] * Kealper shudders
#455 [00:45] * langkid1 used to use Win98
#455 [00:45] <langkid1> on a old laptop
#456 [00:45] <langkid1> or should I say, craptop
#457 [00:45] <Kealper> installing 98 = one fun day
#458 [00:45] <Kealper> and i use the term fun loosely
#459 [00:45] <{unimatrix}> fixing 98 = weeks of fun
#460 [00:45] <langkid1> installing debian 6, one fun week
#461 [00:46] <langkid1> just joking
#462 [00:46] <Kealper> even Gentoo is easy to install now :/
#463 [00:46] <langkid1> but netinstall is taking a while thanks to my bad internet speeds
#464 [00:46] <{unimatrix}> ok cause i was about to hire chuck norris to come kick your ass
#465 [00:46] <Kealper> !chuck
#466 [00:46] <GreyBot> Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
#467 [00:46] <{unimatrix}> with a debian manual
#468 [00:46] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, chuck norris lives in #bukkit
#469 [00:46] <Kealper> oh my
#470 [00:47] <reedlepee> whenever i try to join an online minecraft multiplayer server it says something like.... bad 502 gateway?
#471 [00:47] * langkid1 gets scared
#471 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#472 [00:47] <Kealper> Hey! You've currently got AdBlock enabled which is blocking the adverts that should be displayed here!
#473 [00:47] <Kealper> whoops
#474 [00:47] <langkid1> Kealper, eh?
#475 [00:47] <Kealper> thought i still had the server issue disclaimer in my clipboard lol
#476 [00:47] <{unimatrix}> surfing the pron again?
#477 [00:47] <langkid1> you complaining to some a--hole that made a AD FLY like service?
#478 [00:47] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: that was the thing that was displayed on mcbans when you have adblock on :P
#479 [00:47] <Gazionetadmin> why don't you like genital herpies
#480 [00:48] <{unimatrix}> i dont use adblock
#481 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> Kealper LOL
#482 [00:48] <langkid1> /kickban Gazionetadmin
#483 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> no
#484 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> i was board
#485 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> thats a bit harsh
#486 [00:48] <Kealper> Gazionetadmin: i'm serious. PG-13 or you get a 24 hour ban from the channel
#487 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> ill stop
#488 [00:48] <{unimatrix}> dont they get sex ad at 13 ?
#489 [00:48] <reedlepee> thx for the help :)
#490 [00:48] <Kealper> i've been wanting to try out my /dayban command, but i'd prefer if i wasn't given a reason to try it
#491 [00:48] <Gazionetadmin> so will there be more minecraft updates?
#492 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> Gazionetadmin - Yes
#493 [00:48] <Omega_Guardian> the fake ad in one ep of Supernatural was way funny. Apparently many changed channels thinking it was real
#494 [00:49] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, they say it's not sex ed. In my school it's just STD ed
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#496 [00:49] <{unimatrix}> you must be american
#497 [00:49] <{unimatrix}> :p
#498 [00:49] <Gazionetadmin> when will they come out will there be another minecon nextyear?
#499 [00:49] <langkid1> and there's also puberty videos
#500 [00:49] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: can't have none of that political incorrectness over here, now :P
#501 [00:49] <langkid1> I won't go into that :P
#502 [00:49] <{unimatrix}> Gazionetadmin , are you stupid naturaly or are you trying to be stupid?
#503 [00:49] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, he's trolling
#504 [00:50] <Kealper> now now, no need to get violent
#505 [00:50] <Gazionetadmin> no im Autistic with adhd
#506 [00:50] <{unimatrix}> thats violent to you?
#507 [00:50] * langkid1 smashes a lamp
#507 [00:50] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, yeah, that's like how me tapping my hand against a wall is good enough reason for him to call the police on me
#508 [00:50] * {unimatrix} screams this is the internet while bashing Gazionetadmin's head in with his keyboard
#508 [00:50] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: i don't feel like having the channel degrade into a fight ._.
#509 [00:51] <{unimatrix}> ofc i understand
#510 [00:51] <{unimatrix}> plz ignore the above statement
#511 [00:51] <langkid1> Kealper, I'm sure everything will be fine when the net Mib_derp comes in and asks 'halp i cn't connect to a server 'cuz of the 503 eror'
#512 [00:51] <{unimatrix}> ill use my HD :p
#513 [00:51] <{unimatrix}> carries a bigger punch , namely 2TB
#514 [00:52] <langkid1> no offense to the people that know how to use IRC and use mibbit :)
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#516 [00:52] <{unimatrix}> one uses mibbit?
#517 [00:52] <{unimatrix}> isnt mibbit like hypno toad ?
#518 [00:52] <Kealper> holy crap Christmas is in 5 days
#519 [00:52] <{unimatrix}> jingle bomb jongle bomb
#520 [00:52] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, mibbit isn't a good client, it has porn ads and other stuff
#521 [00:52] <Kealper> and i still have yet to finish my mom's present... i was making her a website for her business lol
#522 [00:52] <sluggo> i click download then windows download and then click save file then run and when i type in my username it says not downloaded!
#523 [00:52] <{unimatrix}> how dare you state mibbit is a client
#524 [00:53] <Kealper> langkid1: what are ads?
#525 [00:53] <{unimatrix}> i refer to it as an STD
#526 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Have you paid for minecraft?
#527 [00:53] <sluggo> yes
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#529 [00:53] <{unimatrix}> i always have the urge to give antibiotics to mibbit users
#530 [00:53] <Omega_Guardian> evil achivement? The Binding of Isaac. "I killed mom." (kill mom)
#531 [00:53] <Gazionetadmin> i did not i cracked minecraft trollface :P
#532 [00:53] <Gazionetadmin> nah
#533 [00:53] <Gazionetadmin> i paid for it
#534 [00:53] <langkid1> Kealper, the ads like say "there are 4 women in your area! Click here to chat! *pic of sexy woman in bikini*"
#535 [00:53] <sluggo> i paid then click save file then run and it doesnt show on my desktop and it says i didnt download it
#536 [00:53] <Malicious_Mike> anyone not able to connect to servers?
#537 [00:54] <langkid1> Malicious_Mike, yeah
#538 [00:54] <langkid1> they're dwon
#539 [00:54] <langkid1> down*
#540 [00:54] <{unimatrix}> langkid1 its prolly a 40 year old guy from texas
#541 [00:54] <langkid1> read the /TOPIC
#542 [00:54] <Gazionetadmin> type /paid Gazionetadmin
#543 [00:54] <{unimatrix}> trying to lure you in
#544 [00:54] <Kealper> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#545 [00:54] * MrHappyOne [MrHappyOne@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#546 [00:54] <langkid1> * paid :Unknown command
#547 [00:54] <Gazionetadmin> !paid Gazionetadmin
#548 [00:54] <Malicious_Mike> bummer man, any idea why the session server quit?
#549 [00:54] <Gazionetadmin> see ^^
#550 [00:54] <{unimatrix}> !paid unimatrix999
#551 [00:54] <langkid1> Malicious_Mike, it's overloaded again
#552 [00:54] * mib_a4tbux [mib_a4tbux@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#553 [00:54] <sluggo> i paid then click save file then run and it doesnt show on my desktop and it says i didnt download it. anyone know y it doesnt work
#554 [00:54] <MrHappyOne> is anyone getting a 502 bad gateway error when trying to connect to a server?
#555 [00:54] <langkid1> notch tends to break whatever he links to :P
#556 [00:54] <Kealper> Session server is down. Yes, you cannot connect to a server right now, nobody can. No, we do not know when it'll be up. Try again later.
#557 [00:54] <Malicious_Mike> yep
#558 [00:54] <langkid1> MrHappyOne, the servers are down
#559 [00:55] <mib_a4tbux> yeah i get a damn 502 erreur to
#560 [00:55] <{unimatrix}> cant you just notice the channel on join?
#561 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Have you paid for minecraft?
#562 [00:55] <mib_a4tbux> well my friend is playing right now
#563 [00:55] <{unimatrix}> Kealper
#564 [00:55] <langkid1> !paid sluggo
#565 [00:55] <sluggo> yes i have paid for minecraft
#566 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - What does it say to the left of "Not downloaded"?
#567 [00:55] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: yeah, i guess i could change that over... i was hoping it would not be down as long as it is but i guess it's worth doing now, we seem to be in for the long haul
#568 [00:55] <{unimatrix}> on 1:join::#minecrafthelp:{ /notice # its bloody down }
#569 [00:55] <mib_a4tbux> its not down... only ther crappy authentication server, my friend is playing but i do receive a 502
#570 [00:56] <sluggo> when it pulls up the java where it has Minecraft news i type in my username and password and it says "not downloaded"
#571 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_a4tbux - If your friend disconnects, he'll get a 502 as well
#572 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_a4tbux - He's only on, because he joined before the session server went down
#573 [00:56] <{unimatrix}> you should kick him , it will be funny
#574 [00:56] <mib_a4tbux> lol oh well... i kinda hate that paying for something and being kinda a slave of THER server moods lol
#575 [00:57] <sluggo> when it pulls up the java where it has Minecraft news i type in my username and password and it says "not downloaded". anybody know what im doing wrong or whats going on?
#576 [00:57] <{unimatrix}> you paid for your client , not the server
#577 [00:57] <mib_a4tbux> it's my friends server basically
#578 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Oi...
#579 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Which one of these do you see? http://i.imgur.com/V1pYh.png
#580 [00:57] <Gazionetadmin> how long now -.-
#581 [00:57] <{unimatrix}> can i get curtain 4 GreyVulpine ?
#582 [00:57] <Kealper> mib_a4tbux: so if you own the server, change "online-mode" to false in server.properties and restart the server for the time-being
#583 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> The error I need to know, is what it says to the left of "not downloaded"
#584 [00:58] <sluggo> the middle one
#585 [00:58] <langkid1> anyone else want a reason why mibbit is a bad client?: when you get quieted on esper with +q, it says that you received owner status
#586 [00:58] <sluggo> It says the middle one cant connect to minecraft.net and not downloaded
#587 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Has it ever worked before?
#588 [00:58] <mib_a4tbux> nah im not the owner lol so i guess i will go to bed but thanks, at least i know im not alone lol
#589 [00:58] <{unimatrix}> i can auth to mcnet
#590 [00:58] <sluggo> no it has not worked before i just bought it and it hasnt
#591 [00:58] <Kealper> also, changed aubot's on-join motd
#592 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - What operating system are you on?
#593 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> !motd
#594 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> !motd
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#597 [00:58] <{unimatrix}> perfect
#598 [00:58] <sluggo> windows
#599 [00:58] * Renagade [Renagade@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#600 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Does your Windows username happen to contain a ! mark in it?
#601 [00:59] <sluggo> no but it has a _
#602 [00:59] <{unimatrix}> Kealper you should add , asking in channel will get you a free ticket to banland
#603 [00:59] <Renagade> why is the servers down?
#604 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> I blame santa
#605 [00:59] * {unimatrix} facepalms
#605 [00:59] <langkid1> someone needs to make a bot to +q people for 10 seconds when they join and make them read the topic, only if the servers are down
#606 [00:59] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: nah, people barely read that notice either
#607 [00:59] <Renagade> I read the topic
#608 [00:59] <sluggo> it does not have a ! in it but it does have a _ in it
#609 [00:59] <langkid1> Renagade, because Minecraft is insanely popular
#610 [00:59] <Renagade> it doesnt say why it was down
#611 [01:00] <{unimatrix}> you should let it notice them
#612 [01:00] <{unimatrix}> 4 times or so
#613 [01:00] <langkid1> Renagade, there's no definite reason, sorry :(
#614 [01:00] <{unimatrix}> that will get the message over
#615 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - What version of windows are you on?
#616 [01:00] <Renagade> Thanks langkid1 for a real awnser
#617 [01:00] <sluggo> it does not have a ! in it but it does have a _ in it. does anyone know y its doing that>
#618 [01:00] <langkid1> {unimatrix}, that's what I meant
#619 [01:00] <Renagade> Well if they wernt so cheap they could buy propper servers
#620 [01:00] <{unimatrix}> rule 1 of internet support , users are naturaly dumb
#621 [01:01] <langkid1> Renagade, it's part of amazon's S3 service
#622 [01:01] <{unimatrix}> rule 2 : when they fail , use teamviewer
#623 [01:01] <{unimatrix}> :p
#624 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> They do have proper servers.
#625 [01:01] <Kealper> Renagade: it's best if you didn't argue about something you don't understand
#626 [01:01] <sluggo> GreyVulpine
#627 [01:01] <langkid1> Renagade, they're actually, very, powerful servers
#628 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - What version of windows are you on
#629 [01:01] <Renagade> I do understand, there using amazon server for the auth, sessions and mySQL database
#630 [01:01] <sluggo> windows 7
#631 [01:01] <sluggo> GreyVulpine Windows 7
#632 [01:01] <{unimatrix}> there is your problem right there
#633 [01:01] <Renagade> which is stupid due to the fact he could use his own servers which would stay up.
#634 [01:01] <{unimatrix}> windows
#635 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Renagade - He did have his own server. I doubt you were here last year
#636 [01:02] <Kealper> Renagade: then you'll also understand it's not the servers that are the weakness, it is HOW they use their servers that is the weakness
#637 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Could you go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %userprofile%
#638 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Press enter, tell me if the folder name there contains a ! mark in it
#639 [01:02] <Renagade> I've been playing since early alpha
#640 [01:02] <{unimatrix}> Renagade , it could be a failure in the cloud or some techinical problem or simple maintenance
#641 [01:02] <Renagade> his stupid server didnt have DDOS protection
#642 [01:02] <Kealper> Renagade: and yeah, if you hate this, you should have been here durring early Alpha when he was running his own server... it was horrid
#643 [01:02] <Renagade> which is easy to set up
#644 [01:02] <{unimatrix}> im sure mojang knows what they are dooing
#645 [01:02] <sluggo> GreyVulpine when i click on the windows button then search that?
#646 [01:02] <{unimatrix}> and im quite positive they are ordering the lemmings to fix it
#647 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Yes
#648 [01:03] <Renagade> Alpha he was ddos'd because he cant set up DDOS protection, Notch has no idea what he's doing
#649 [01:03] <sluggo> GreyVulpine nothing came up
#650 [01:03] <{unimatrix}> Renagade , you have no idea about servers do you
#651 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Did you put in %userprofile%
#652 [01:03] <Renagade> ofc I do
#653 [01:03] <Renagade> DDOS protection is easy as piss
#654 [01:03] <{unimatrix}> uhu
#655 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh
#656 [01:03] <sluggo> GrayVulpineyes. nothing came up. its like it never even downloaded but ive tried multiple times
#657 [01:03] <Kealper> Renagade: not to sound like a douche, but it doesn't look like you know what you are talking about
#658 [01:04] <{unimatrix}> he doesnt
#659 [01:04] <{unimatrix}> only thing you can do with ddos is nullroute it
#660 [01:04] <sluggo> GrayVulpine yes. nothing came up. its like it never even downloaded but ive tried multiple times
#661 [01:04] <{unimatrix}> and wait it out
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#663 [01:04] <Kealper> Renagade: and this is not the Mojang complaint department
#664 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Did you press enter after putting in %userprofile%?
#665 [01:04] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: yep :/
#666 [01:04] <sluggo> GreyVulpine yes i did but nothing came up
#667 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> geez
#668 [01:05] <Renagade> ahhh no you retard, you can use IPtables to block ips that connection to many times
#669 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> uhu
#670 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Hah!
#671 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> so a botnet of 5 mil pc
#672 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> and you wanna block each one
#673 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> Go for it !
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#675 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> people these days , know how to use facebook and all of a sudden they are sysadmins
#676 [01:05] <{unimatrix}> ffs
#677 [01:05] <sluggo> GreyVulpine it cmae up with a pop up window that says downloads contacts and such
#678 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - Yes, what is the folder's name?
#679 [01:06] <Tahg> *sigh*
#680 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Opeth - Run! Save yourself!
#681 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Opeth - Run! Save yourself!
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#684 [01:06] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: basically... he probably found "iptables" via a quick google search 30 seconds before saying that
#685 [01:06] <{unimatrix}> yep
#686 [01:06] <{unimatrix}> very likely
#687 [01:06] * Opeth jumps into the..
#687 [01:06] <{unimatrix}> i dont wanna go to work
#688 [01:06] <sluggo> GreyVulpine DarowsMinecraftBeta1.8-Prerealease
#689 [01:06] <{unimatrix}> we gotta use powershell
#690 [01:06] <Opeth> Its too early for me to think.
#691 [01:06] <Tahg> what's a mcholic like me supposed to do tonight
#692 [01:06] <{unimatrix}> to do crap :(
#693 [01:06] <sluggo> GreyVulpine DarowsMinecraftBeta1.8-Prerealease
#694 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> ...
#695 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> You pirated minecraft, didn't you?
#696 [01:07] <sluggo> no! i payed for it and thats all that came up
#697 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh
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#699 [01:07] <Malicious_Mike> SHAME
#700 [01:07] <{unimatrix}> try downloading it from www.minecraft.net
#701 [01:07] <Kealper> sluggo: what's your Minecraft username?
#702 [01:07] <SephirothSG> Why hello thar
#703 [01:07] <{unimatrix}> and see if that works
#704 [01:07] <sluggo> GreyVulpine i waited since 5 for my dad to get home to use the credit card
#705 [01:07] <Kealper> wait, didn't he already show us he paid?
#706 [01:07] <{unimatrix}> https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe
#707 [01:07] <{unimatrix}> sluggo
#708 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> No, he didn't
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#710 [01:07] <{unimatrix}> go download that
#711 [01:07] <Omega_Guardian> the server has been having issues for hours
#712 [01:08] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: there is just !client in here, gives links to all OSes :P
#713 [01:08] <sluggo> GreyVulpine i waited since 5 for my dad to get home to use the credit card. and i bought it and thats all that comes up!
#714 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> Kealper , you guys are getting lazy
#715 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> :p
#716 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> back in my day we didnt even have google
#717 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> :p
#718 [01:08] <Gazionetadmin> how much longer untill minecraft is up
#719 [01:08] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: you haven't met VoxelHead i take it? lol
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#721 [01:08] <sluggo> GreyVulpine i waited since 5 for my dad to get home to use the credit card. and i bought it and thats all that comes up!
#722 [01:08] <Renagade> y
#723 [01:08] * GreyVulpine walks.. away
#723 [01:08] <Renagade> Alright im back
#724 [01:08] <SephirothSG> So I heard you guys think that the only way to mitigate a ddos attack is to null the ip address, Well you would be inccorrect I personally use a software based and hardware based firewall and find that it works quite well to mitigate a ddos attack
#725 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> sluggo , https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe go download that and it will work
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#727 [01:08] <{unimatrix}> im quite positive about it
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#729 [01:09] <Malicious_Mike> so... what does that luancher do?
#730 [01:09] <Malicious_Mike> bypass the session requirment?
#731 [01:09] <buddy1987> hey I found a temporary way to make servers work
#732 [01:09] <{unimatrix}> he went to get reinforcements
#733 [01:09] <{unimatrix}> hahaha
#734 [01:09] <buddy1987> until this gets fixed
#735 [01:09] <Renagade> unimatix want to share you knowledge of stopping a DDOS attack on ts?
#736 [01:09] <Kealper> Malicious_Mike: lets you log in?
#737 [01:09] <buddy1987> yes
#738 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> SephirothSG - Meet Renagade, he thinks DDOS protection means a DROP iptable rule on ips connecting too frequently
#739 [01:09] <Kealper> buddy1987: is your fix setting something in server.properties to false?
#740 [01:09] <sluggo> {unimatrix} i tried that and it didnt work
#741 [01:09] <{unimatrix}> Renagade , if i didnt have to get ready for work id whipe the floor with you
#742 [01:09] <buddy1987> ya
#743 [01:10] <SephirothSG> Har har har
#744 [01:10] <sluggo> {unimatrix} i tried that and it didnt work. Thats the one i got from the website after i bought it also
#745 [01:10] <buddy1987> Kealper ya why?
#746 [01:10] <Malicious_Mike> yep
#747 [01:10] <{unimatrix}> then try logging in on the website sluggo
#748 [01:10] <Kealper> buddy1987: we already know :P
#749 [01:10] <buddy1987> oh lol ok
#750 [01:10] <God_Fear> sorry if it's been asked 1000 times already, but any idea on the 502s errors?
#751 [01:10] <Renagade> unimatrix join ts.sinfulgaming.net
#752 [01:10] <{unimatrix}> nope
#753 [01:10] <GreyVulpine> God_Fear - See topic
#754 [01:10] <sluggo> unimatrix} i can sign in on the website but what will that do>
#755 [01:11] <buddy1987> well back to server then lol
#756 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> and give you my ip?
#757 [01:11] <Kealper> buddy1987: but it's not something that will work for larger servers, as it lets anyone connect, so they can fake server op names and get power
#758 [01:11] <Renagade> ohh come off it
#759 [01:11] <Renagade> use a VPS
#760 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> play in browser
#761 [01:11] <buddy1987> oooh ok
#762 [01:11] <Renagade> or dont you know what that is?
#763 [01:11] <sluggo> {unimatrix} i can sign in on the website but what will that do
#764 [01:11] <God_Fear> thanks GreyVulpine
#765 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> !kb Renagade
#766 [01:11] * GreyBot kicked Renagade from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enagade :<Kicks:874>)
#767 [01:11] <SephirothSG> VPN*
#768 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> its not a vps idiot
#769 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> :p
#770 [01:11] * GreyVulpine twitches
#770 [01:11] <Kealper> rofl
#771 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> its a vm on my dedi
#772 [01:11] <sluggo> unimatrix} i can sign in on the website but what will that do
#773 [01:11] <God_Fear> Someone trip over the network wire for the session server and didn't notice it? LOL
#774 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> God_Fear - It's in flames.
#775 [01:11] <{unimatrix}> that means you got a premium account
#776 [01:12] <buddy1987> well see you guys later, thought I was on to something rofl
#777 [01:12] <Kealper> God_Fear: basically
#778 [01:12] * buddy1987 waves
#778 [01:12] <{unimatrix}> there he goes
#779 [01:12] * Kealper waves
#779 [01:12] <God_Fear> LOL how about a backup server
#780 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> Also in flames
#781 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> Also, somebody poured thermite into the mix
#782 [01:12] <Malicious_Mike> so.... any way to bypass the 502?
#783 [01:12] <{unimatrix}> they lended it out to skyrim God_Fear
#784 [01:12] <God_Fear> i mean ppl gotta be able to build some blawks... hahaha
#785 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> Malicious_Mike - If you run the server, turn online-mode to false
#786 [01:13] <Malicious_Mike> nope
#787 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> Then no way around it
#788 [01:13] <{unimatrix}> Malicious_Mike i do not recommend that
#789 [01:13] <Malicious_Mike> wait...
#790 [01:13] <God_Fear> what does online-mode to false do for the server?
#791 [01:13] <{unimatrix}> disabled auth
#792 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft servers authenticate to the session server
#793 [01:13] <{unimatrix}> i could login as the owner then
#794 [01:13] <God_Fear> ahh
#795 [01:13] <God_Fear> i see
#796 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> If you turn off online-mode, anybody can join with any name
#797 [01:13] <SephirothSG> not true if the server has i believe its called xauth installed
#798 [01:14] <Kealper> yeah... so it works for personal servers where everyone can be trusted and not many people know about said server, but it is bad for big servers
#799 [01:14] <{unimatrix}> + if you are running mcbans
#800 [01:14] <{unimatrix}> the plugins shuts itself down
#801 [01:14] <{unimatrix}> when in offline mode
#802 [01:14] <SephirothSG> yup
#803 [01:14] <God_Fear> ah so that could get us up now, until it's back.. ya we be a small group
#804 [01:14] <{unimatrix}> go to server.properties
#805 [01:14] <{unimatrix}> youll find the option there
#806 [01:15] <Kealper> God_Fear: yeah that would probably work if it's just a server of friends
#807 [01:15] <SephirothSG> Advertising wouldnt happen to be allowed here
#808 [01:15] <{unimatrix}> google.com
#809 [01:15] <SephirothSG> ?*
#810 [01:15] <SephirothSG> would it*
#811 [01:15] <Kealper> as a side note.. why is my laptop's cpu running at like 78C :o
#812 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> It is not
#813 [01:15] <{unimatrix}> not even to rick roll?
#814 [01:15] <Kealper> firefox....
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#816 [01:16] <{unimatrix}> oh its back
#817 [01:16] <Renagade> Hey
#818 [01:16] <Renagade> How is every one?
#819 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> !kb Renagade
#820 [01:16] * GreyBot kicked Renagade from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enagade :<Kicks:875>)
#821 [01:16] <{unimatrix}> australian
#822 [01:16] <{unimatrix}> figures
#823 [01:16] <SephirothSG> Hey hey hey im australian
#824 [01:16] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: you had a really crappy flash ad on mcbans btw... was running one of my cores at 100% just having the page open sitting there
#825 [01:17] <{unimatrix}> oh blame firestar
#826 [01:17] <{unimatrix}> im just an admin
#827 [01:17] <God_Fear> thanks for the offline-mode tip... I'm guessing you'll update the topic when session servers come back online?
#828 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> Probably
#829 [01:17] <God_Fear> thanks
#830 [01:17] <Kealper> aww, how cute, renagade changed his ip to ban-evade
#831 [01:18] <Gazionetadmin> how long untill its up
#832 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Can I ban all of .au yet?
#833 [01:18] <{unimatrix}> wow how leet of him
#834 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Please?
#835 [01:18] <{unimatrix}> no big loss GreyVulpine
#836 [01:18] <langkid1> for some reason I love the sound of a dial-up modem connecting to the internet
#837 [01:18] <{unimatrix}> owned
#838 [01:19] <Tahg> prolly wasn't even a purposefully changed ip
#839 [01:19] <Kealper> that's 65,535 potential australians we won't be seeing
#840 [01:19] <{unimatrix}> its xmas already ?
#841 [01:19] <Tahg> soon
#842 [01:19] <Scott> I almost said you banned more than you should have but then I remembered ipv4 is 32bit.
#843 [01:20] <{unimatrix}> i wish bukkit plugins would update faster
#844 [01:20] <Kealper> Tahg: if i had to guess, he probably just unplugged his modem and plugged it back in to get a new IP from the pool
#845 [01:20] <{unimatrix}> im gona have to go strangle some plugin dev
#846 [01:20] <Kealper> Scott: ban ALL the things!
#847 [01:20] <Tahg> anyone in particular?
#848 [01:20] <{unimatrix}> the guy who made dynamicmarket
#849 [01:20] <Kealper> (but don't actually, vox will start autokicking)
#850 [01:20] <{unimatrix}> love that plugin
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#852 [01:21] <Tahg> the bot autokicks if you ban too much?
#853 [01:21] <{unimatrix}> hostile takeover protection
#854 [01:21] <{unimatrix}> havent seen one of those on irc in ages
#855 [01:21] <Tahg> how would said hostile get op in the first place?
#856 [01:21] <Kealper> Tahg: vox has some dumb thing that if you just type /ban somemaskhere it will kick all users who match the banmask
#857 [01:22] <Tahg> ah
#858 [01:22] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: if anything, it'd assist in a takeover
#859 [01:22] * GreyVulpine does /clearusers
#859 [01:22] <langkid1> lawl
#860 [01:22] <Kealper> just have to ban *!*@* and vox would probably go nuts until it got booted for flooding the irc server
#861 [01:23] * GreyVulpine revels as a million voices screamed out.. and was suddenly silenced
#861 [01:23] <Kealper> or kicked itself, in which case it would use chanserv to unban itself, rejoin the channel, and continue the kickfest
#862 [01:23] <langkid1> LOL
#863 [01:23] <Kealper> and it really does do that....
#864 [01:23] <langkid1> :O
#865 [01:23] * Kealper kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
#866 [01:23] <Kealper> watch
#867 [01:23] <langkid1> :O
#868 [01:23] * Kealper plays jeopardy music
#868 [01:23] <langkid1> when does it murder us?
#869 [01:23] <Kealper> or not? shit
#870 [01:24] <langkid1> lol
#871 [01:24] * GreyVulpine snrks
#871 [01:24] <Tahg> lol
#872 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> Nice going kealper
#873 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> You broke the bot.
#874 [01:24] <Tahg> whose bot is it?
#875 [01:24] * CaelThunderwing plays a tiny violin for Kealper
#875 [01:24] * langkid1 has problems not laughing quietly this late at night
#875 [01:24] <Kealper> sure, vox does it any time i need to ragekick it for doing something dumb, but has no problem not working when i want to show it's annoyance off
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#879 [01:25] <langkid1> Kealper, so it's just like all other technology?
#880 [01:25] <Kealper> stupid bot
#881 [01:25] <Kealper> langkid1: basically
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#883 [01:26] <Kealper> guess DG must have finally disabled that thing... it used to wait like 5 seconds and then use chanserv to unban itself, then it would rejoin, and then chanserv would op it again
#884 [01:27] <NaeNae> Is there someone here who can help me with my minecraft...?
#885 [01:28] <Gazionetadmin> How much longer do we have too wait guys
#886 [01:28] <Gazionetadmin> its annoying
#887 [01:28] <NaeNae> I just bought it but it doesnt load all the way..
#888 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Where does it stop?
#889 [01:29] <NaeNae> when I hit update but when I hit not yet and go straight to loading window it says done but its not.
#890 [01:29] <langkid1> Gazionetadmin, no one knows
#891 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - What operating system are you on?
#892 [01:29] <langkid1> Anyone up for a round of Thermonuclear Warfare?
#893 [01:29] <langkid1> I know that oldtopman is :)
#894 [01:29] <NaeNae> Windows.
#895 [01:30] <oldtopman> langkid1: Too late for me to start one.
#896 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Does your Windows username happen to contain an exclaimation mark in it?
#897 [01:30] <langkid1> :(
#898 [01:30] <NaeNae> Nope.
#899 [01:30] <NaeNae> Just letters.
#900 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Could you go to your start menu, in the search bar or Run command, type in: %appdata%
#901 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> Look for the .minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for "saves"
#902 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Try minecraft again?
#903 [01:32] <Gazionetadmin> Why taking so long
#904 [01:32] <Gazionetadmin> its pissing me off
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#906 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> Gazionetadmin - Mojang is not a 24/7 operating. They have to sleep too
#907 [01:33] <langkid1> Gazionetadmin, no, one, knows
#908 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> er, operation
#909 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> Gazionetadmin - Cut them some slack
#910 [01:33] <NaeNae> I dont have any saves, I havent gotten to play yet.
#911 [01:33] <langkid1> GreyVulpine, but it's probably daytime in sweden
#912 [01:33] <langkid1> NaeNae, that doesn't matter :)
#913 [01:33] <{unimatrix}> he hasnt been back yet
#914 [01:33] <{unimatrix}> aaah he doesnt know about proxies
#915 [01:33] <{unimatrix}> :p
#916 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Alright. Go to your start menu, in the search bar/Run command, type in: %userprofile%
#917 [01:34] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Tell me the name of the folder it takes to you after you press enter
#918 [01:34] <{unimatrix}> you know what you guys need
#919 [01:34] <{unimatrix}> a second line
#920 [01:35] <wippler> does anyone know how to get the screenshots?
#921 [01:35] <NaeNae> Anime/AppData/Roaming
#922 [01:35] <{unimatrix}> prt src$
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#924 [01:35] <{unimatrix}> its above your big delete button
#925 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Do you know what version of java you're running?
#926 [01:35] <{unimatrix}> then open paint
#927 [01:35] <{unimatrix}> paste & save
#928 [01:36] <{unimatrix}> and TADA
#929 [01:36] <{unimatrix}> screenshot ftw
#930 [01:36] <NaeNae> No. How do you check?
#931 [01:36] <{unimatrix}> you use your eyes
#932 [01:36] <NaeNae> 2 sec
#933 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - What version of windows are you on?
#934 [01:36] <{unimatrix}> they see me trolling !
#935 [01:37] <NaeNae> 7
#936 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Go to your start menu, hit the control panel. Go to Programs and features.
#937 [01:37] <{unimatrix}> they see me hating :p
#938 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> Look to see if you have Java 6 or 7 in there.
#939 [01:37] <{unimatrix}> GreyVulpine wuldnt it be easyer to just give him the java7 link to dl
#940 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> No, because java 7's been known to cause problems like this
#941 [01:38] <{unimatrix}> then you are sure and you dont have to force the poor chap to find out
#942 [01:38] <wippler> where do screenshots save to?
#943 [01:38] <{unimatrix}> doesnt anyone know the prt scr button these days?
#944 [01:38] * {unimatrix} goes to work to deal with a bloody windows server
#944 [01:38] <{unimatrix}> god i hate powershell :(
#945 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Are you talking about the screenshots you take using F2 in minecraft?
#946 [01:39] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: i don't have one of those, i have Prnt Scrn on one computer and prc sc on the other :o
#947 [01:39] <wippler> yes
#948 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> wippler - What operating system are you on?
#949 [01:39] <{unimatrix}> Kealper , beeing a smartass isnt fun
#950 [01:39] <{unimatrix}> its amusing
#951 [01:39] <wippler> idk
#952 [01:39] <{unimatrix}> but not fun !
#953 [01:39] <wippler> windows
#954 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Windows? MacOS? Linux? AmigaOS?
#955 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> wippler - What version of Windows?
#956 [01:39] <{unimatrix}> dos?
#957 [01:39] <Kealper> [insert better than being a dumbass joke here]
#958 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> XP? Vista? 7?
#959 [01:39] <wippler> uhh
#960 [01:40] <{unimatrix}> [insert thats what your momma said joke here ]
#961 [01:40] <wippler> 2000
#962 [01:40] <NaeNae> What next..
#963 [01:40] <{unimatrix}> 98 !
#964 [01:40] <CaelThunderwing> 3.1
#965 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Go to your start menu, in the Run command, type in: %appdata%
#966 [01:40] <{unimatrix}> millenium !
#967 [01:40] <CaelThunderwing> ewwww
#968 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Find the .minecraft folder. The screenshots are saved in the screenshot folder
#969 [01:40] <CaelThunderwing> just ewww uni
#970 [01:40] <{unimatrix}> i know CaelThunderwing
#971 [01:40] <{unimatrix}> it had to be said im afraid
#972 [01:40] <wippler> k tnks
#973 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Do you have programs and features open?
#974 [01:40] <CaelThunderwing> ME = Vista Beta
#975 [01:40] <NaeNae> Yes.
#976 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Look to see if you have java 7 installed there
#977 [01:41] <CaelThunderwing> or is that the otherway around?
#978 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> meh vista , might aswell grab milenium then
#979 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> :p
#980 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> get 7 or XP
#981 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> or ubuntu
#982 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> Windows 8!
#983 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> Mobile edition!
#984 [01:41] <CaelThunderwing> even MORE ewww
#985 [01:41] <NaeNae> Its 6
#986 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> ubuntu aint ewww
#987 [01:41] <CaelThunderwing> i do Not like 8's MetroUI
#988 [01:41] <{unimatrix}> g2g
#989 [01:42] <{unimatrix}> or alse il be late
#990 [01:42] <NaeNae> Java TM 6
#991 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - When you went to %userprofile%, did you see Anime/appdata, or Anime!/appdata?
#992 [01:42] <oldtopman> !isdown
#993 [01:42] <GreyBot> oldtopman: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#994 [01:42] <NaeNae> Anime/appdata
#995 [01:42] <Kealper> CaelThunderwing: that Metro thing is more aimed at tablets, there is still a mostly normal desktop should you not want to use Metro
#996 [01:42] <CaelThunderwing> oldtopman the Session server is down w/ No ETA atm
#997 [01:43] <CaelThunderwing> and i perfeer my copy of win7 Ultimate x64
#998 [01:43] <oldtopman> CaelThunderwing: I know that.
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#1000 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Could you go to minecraft.net/play/ and log in. When minecraft attempts to load, you'll see a white coffee cup icon next to your system clock.
#1001 [01:43] <Kealper> CaelThunderwing: i never said Windows 8 was good, just that you arn't forced to use Metro :P
#1002 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Right click on the white icon, and choose the java console.
#1003 [01:44] <Kealper> now then, let's keep the random banter to a minimum while people are recieving assistance
#1004 [01:44] <CaelThunderwing> the Noraml Gnome based Ubuntu's 11.01 UI is Just as bad.
#1005 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - When the download stops, copy everything in the java console, and paste it at www.pastebin.com -- submit it, then give us the address
#1006 [01:44] <CaelThunderwing> give me KDE or XFCE and im happy.
#1007 [01:45] <NaeNae> its telling me to update again.
#1008 [01:45] <NaeNae> kk
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#1011 [01:46] <Razor> hello
#1012 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1013 [01:46] <CaelThunderwing> hello Razor.
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#1015 [01:46] <Razor> Is anyone else having trouble coonecting to servers
#1016 [01:46] <CaelThunderwing> if your here a sto why you cant loginto a server, see chan topic.
#1017 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> See topic
#1018 [01:46] <Razor> o
#1019 [01:46] <Kealper> !tinyurl http://minecraftirc.net/thread-2.html rules
#1020 [01:46] <Razor> yay it has nothing to do with my computer
#1021 [01:46] <CaelThunderwing> if you haveto play on your server for the time being set "online-mode" to false" then you can login.
#1022 [01:47] <Razor> how do i set it to false
#1023 [01:47] <CaelThunderwing> edit the server.properties
#1024 [01:47] <Razor> kk
#1025 [01:47] <CaelThunderwing> change it from =true to =false
#1026 [01:47] <CaelThunderwing> Just becarefull it Does open it to people using even illegal copies or Name-Changers.
#1027 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> May want to clarify, this only works if you're running the server yourself.
#1028 [01:48] <CaelThunderwing> offlinle mode is ment for when minecraft.net and its Servers are down/lan Parties
#1029 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't help with connecting to servers you don't explicity run
#1030 [01:48] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: out of curiosity, if i change the topic, is the change reflected in vox's !topic editing stuff?
#1031 [01:48] <Razor> y ai got that
#1032 [01:48] <CaelThunderwing> Some Web hosting basted Servers dont let you set that either,
#1033 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> No idea Kealper.
#1034 [01:49] <Kealper> meh, one way to find out
#1035 [01:49] <Razor> Name: Minecraftier Ip: www.minecraftier.com
#1036 [01:49] <Razor> join it its da best
#1037 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> Please don't advertise here
#1038 [01:49] <Razor> ok sure thing
#1039 [01:49] <CaelThunderwing> this is for support though razor not server advert,
#1040 [01:50] <Razor> ok
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#1042 [01:50] <Kealper> Razor: you might want to try #smp for that
#1043 [01:50] <Razor> o i have another problem
#1044 [01:50] <Razor> when i play minecraft after a while it crashes and say minecraft has run out of memory
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#1046 [01:51] <Razor> it really starting to bug me
#1047 [01:51] <CaelThunderwing> server side or client side
#1048 [01:51] <Razor> both
#1049 [01:51] <CaelThunderwing> and how much memory does your system have?
#1050 [01:51] <Razor> i have 31 bit java
#1051 [01:51] <Razor> 32
#1052 [01:51] <CaelThunderwing> and are you doing a "Host&join"?
#1053 [01:51] <Razor> idk
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#1055 [01:52] <CaelThunderwing> aka are you running the server software on teh Same pc your playing on?
#1056 [01:52] <Razor> its not my server
#1057 [01:52] <Razor> when i play single player or multi it crashes
#1058 [01:52] <CaelThunderwing> ok you then 1: wont be able to edit the server.properties,
#1059 [01:52] <GreyVulpine> Do you run a 64 bit operating system?
#1060 [01:52] <langkid1> JEB HAS AWOKEN
#1061 [01:52] <Razor> no
#1062 [01:52] <langkid1> (says twitter)
#1063 [01:52] <CaelThunderwing> 2: if your playing w/ 1GB Ram or less. then upgrade or get a new PC :P
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#1065 [01:53] <GreyVulpine> Then there's nothing you can do but turn down the render distance from far to normal
#1066 [01:53] <Razor> im playing more than that i know
#1067 [01:53] <GreyVulpine> Turn some of the graphics options down
#1068 [01:53] <CaelThunderwing> 3: take off Draw Distance: Far
#1069 [01:53] <langkid1> try using OptiFine
#1070 [01:53] <CaelThunderwing> Draw distance: far is only ment for 64Bit OS's
#1071 [01:53] <langkid1> that can increase performance on your 1998 machine :)
#1072 [01:53] <CaelThunderwing> as techincally you need a 64bit vers of Java to do it.
#1073 [01:53] <Razor> on one of my computer after i log on it crashes right when i get on
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#1075 [01:54] * CaelThunderwing senses Razor's PC is a weee tad dated.
#1075 [01:54] <merconos> hola?
#1076 [01:54] <CaelThunderwing> Merc
#1077 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> salut
#1078 [01:54] <Razor> hola
#1079 [01:54] <CaelThunderwing> see Chan topic.
#1080 [01:54] <leaper> Im trying to delete META INF for a mod i am installing but it says this:! Cannot rename __rzi_03.187 to C:\Users\Owner\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar ! Cannot create C:\Users\Owner\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar ! The process cannot access the file because it is being used by another process.
#1081 [01:54] <merconos> Disculpenme alguien me ayuda por favor?
#1082 [01:54] <merconos> Miren tengo un problema
#1083 [01:54] <CaelThunderwing> leaper we dont support mods
#1084 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> leaper - You can't have minecraft running when you mod it
#1085 [01:54] <Razor> idk wha the hell ur saying
#1086 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Close down minecraft before you open minecraft.jar up to mod it
#1087 [01:54] <leaper> i dint have it open
#1088 [01:54] <merconos> Razor
#1089 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Yes, you do
#1090 [01:55] <Razor> ci?
#1091 [01:55] <leaper> 'no i didnt
#1092 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Close down any java process on your computer then
#1093 [01:55] <merconos> Can you tell me why when I try to connect to a miencraft sv y sais "error 503 http..."?
#1094 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> merconos - Minecraft server is down.
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#1096 [01:55] <leaper> how do i know what java stuff is on
#1097 [01:55] <merconos> All of them?
#1098 [01:55] <Razor> yes
#1099 [01:55] <CaelThunderwing> merconos merconos, si usted no puede ingresar o de ver un error 502, el servidor de la sesión está en línea sin ETA
#1100 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> merconos - The authentication server for minecraft servers is down
#1101 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Close down all java processes on your computer
#1102 [01:56] <merconos> Greyvulpne so what can I do? just wait?
#1103 [01:56] <leaper> how?
#1104 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> merconos - Yes
#1105 [01:56] <Razor> ya
#1106 [01:56] <merconos> Thanks
#1107 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> leaper - What operating system are you on?
#1108 [01:56] <merconos> See ya al
#1109 [01:56] <Razor> by
#1110 [01:56] <Tahg> people at Mojang really are on it now
#1111 [01:56] <leaper> 32 bit
#1112 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> leaper - I assume you mean Windows?
#1113 [01:57] <leaper> ya
#1114 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> Or macOS?
#1115 [01:57] <leaper> windows
#1116 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> Alright then
#1117 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Press ctrl+shift+esc to bring up your task manager. Go to the processes list. Look for anything that says Java.exe and "End process" it.
#1118 [01:57] <NaeNae> GreyVulpine your talking about whats in address box? Because it doesnt even download when I hit update. It just shows screen that says downloading Packages. But bar doesnt move.
#1119 [01:57] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Do you see a white coffee cup icon in the lower right corner, by your system clock?
#1120 [01:58] <NaeNae> Yes.
#1121 [01:58] <leaper> GreyVupline Thanks
#1122 [01:58] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Right click on it. Choose Open 1.6.0_x Console.
#1123 [01:58] <mib_b7lofr> I just came on here to idle instead of spamming server joins while waiting for auth to come back, but I gotta say...you guys are saints helping some of the people in here
#1124 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Got the Java console open?
#1125 [01:59] <langkid1> gnight
#1126 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_b7lofr - We appreciate that, thanks.
#1127 [01:59] <Kealper> mib_b7lofr: we try :P
#1128 [01:59] <CaelThunderwing> mib_b7lofr to help here.. being insane isnt a requirement but it Does help when dealing w/ some of the more... Inept" people.
#1129 [01:59] <CaelThunderwing> that refeering to some that hav ebeen here a few weeks ago.
#1130 [02:00] <NaeNae> yeah i hit copy and paste in pastebin.com
#1131 [02:00] <pilanthis> i jumped on her to see if anyone knew what was up with the error 502's but it see the session server i down. first time in here and am impressed as well.
#1132 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Submit it, then give us the http:// address it takes you to
#1133 [02:00] <mib_b7lofr> i know right..."what operating system do you have?" "32 bit."
#1134 [02:00] <mib_b7lofr> "how much memory do you have?" "idk."
#1135 [02:01] <mib_b7lofr> again, saints
#1136 [02:01] <NaeNae> In PM?
#1137 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> Whichever is fine.
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#1139 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_b7lofr - Mojang provides us with great discounts on bulk orders of Valium and tranquilizers.
#1140 [02:02] <Kealper> what grey said
#1141 [02:02] <pilanthis> ya most of the time it is a PEBKAC problem. bu tthat is with most computer problems
#1142 [02:02] <Kealper> pilanthis: it's a treat when someone comes in with a real issue :P
#1143 [02:03] <mib_b7lofr> hahaha, well at least you can start up discountmeds.ru or something for some side income...
#1144 [02:03] <rymate1234> is minecraft login borked?
#1145 [02:03] <CaelThunderwing> yes
#1146 [02:03] <Kealper> "Working in computer tech support is like going to a prestigious school and earning and advanced degree in mathmatics, only to use it teaching kindergardeners arithmatic all day."
#1147 [02:03] <CaelThunderwing> No ETA atm rymate1234 when it'll be up
#1148 [02:03] <rymate1234> ah
#1149 [02:03] <rymate1234> ok
#1150 [02:04] <CaelThunderwing> If you must play on Your server you have physical access to or are teh owner of, you can set it to offline-mode to get your minecraft fix.
#1151 [02:04] <mib_b7lofr> yeah i used to work customer support for at&t wireless, and have worked at 2 computer stores doing tech repair, so many fun people
#1152 [02:04] <CaelThunderwing> beware it does open it up to griefers who'd know your IP and have a nick Changer,
#1153 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_b7lofr - So don't envy your job(s) at all.
#1154 [02:04] <CaelThunderwing> but you must have acces sto teh server's file to even set it to offline mode
#1155 [02:04] <mib_b7lofr> "what do you mean I have to charge my phone? I already paid for it! you can't charge me again!"
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#1157 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy..
#1158 [02:05] <CaelThunderwing> i've heard is Just as bad mib_b7lofr
#1159 [02:05] <Kealper> oh my
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#1161 [02:05] <CaelThunderwing> friend use dto work for Xbox Live support
#1162 [02:05] <mib_b7lofr> no pity needed, I quit the last one a while back and became a mechanical engineer hahaha
#1163 [02:05] <CaelThunderwing> one call some old woman calle din before he could do the usal greet, "F*** the xbox help me fix my wii"
#1164 [02:06] <mib_b7lofr> hahaha
#1165 [02:06] <mib_b7lofr> nice
#1166 [02:07] <mib_b7lofr> have their been any rumblings on twitter amongst the mojang folks about a possible fix?
#1167 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> https://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/149018987655737344
#1168 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> "Aha I see there are problems with the session servers. I just woke up, I'll let the others know as soon as I get to work."
#1169 [02:08] <mib_b7lofr> ah good deal
#1170 [02:08] <mib_b7lofr> always forget they are on the other side of the planet...
#1171 [02:08] <CaelThunderwing> more like guesing the servers said "ok guys f*** you all i need a break down i go!"
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#1176 [02:12] <GreyVulpine> Do have to run though. NaeNae's problem is with downloading files for the launcher. Isn't a ! problem. Thinking it's a "Run as admin" problem, or security software.
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#1179 [02:14] <mindcat> can someone help me? how can get error log?
#1180 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> Error log for?
#1181 [02:14] * CaelThunderwing incoveintly decide sto afk.
#1181 [02:15] <mindcat> i got mod errors
#1182 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> With.. modloader?
#1183 [02:15] <mindcat> yes
#1184 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> Check your .minecraft/ folder. There, you'll see a file labeled modloader.log
#1185 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> Open that up in a text editor of your choice.
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#1187 [02:16] <mindcat> i already checked, here is nothing found the error
#1188 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Is there no file named "modloader" there?
#1189 [02:17] <mindcat> yes or no?
#1190 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#1191 [02:18] <mindcat> no
#1192 [02:18] <mindcat> yes?
#1193 [02:18] <GreyVulpine> You tell me?
#1194 [02:18] <mindcat> i cant answer this question
#1195 [02:18] <GreyVulpine> Why can't you?
#1196 [02:18] * mib_b7lofr dies
#1196 [02:19] * pilanthis performs crp
#1196 [02:19] <mindcat> i want tell you, here is one file named "modloader"
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#1198 [02:19] <pilanthis> *cpr
#1199 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> Alright. That'll be the error log that modloader created for you. Open that up in a text editor of your choice
#1200 [02:20] <mindcat> ok, if i join a server, i got black screen
#1201 [02:20] <NaeNae> -_- I think im done.
#1202 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> Could be outdated mods, could be corrupt files, there's a reason we don't provide support for mods here.
#1203 [02:21] <NaeNae> Im starting to get annoyed.
#1204 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - You can always come back here tomorrow, give it another shot.
#1205 [02:22] * pilanthis throws Grey another bottle of Crown and some percs
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#1206 [02:22] <mindcat> so i want get the error log
#1207 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> mindcat - Yes
#1208 [02:23] <mindcat> i was found this program can get error log, but i forget where can download it
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#1210 [02:24] <mindcat> and i dont remember that program what is call it
#1211 [02:24] <NaeNae> Well I paid for it.. But I really wanna play MW3.. But i really want to make it work first.
#1212 [02:24] <NaeNae> I guess I could keep trying for 10mins.
#1213 [02:24] <mohawk> Whats going on with the minecraft multiplayer servers?
#1214 [02:24] <mohawk> does anyone know
#1215 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down
#1216 [02:25] <Jackson413> so....who had sex on the auth server this time/
#1217 [02:25] <Jackson413> oh session server then
#1218 [02:25] <mohawk> whens it going back on?
#1219 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> Soon
#1220 [02:25] <rymate1234> NEVAR
#1221 [02:25] <Jackson413> did mollstam get laid on his server?
#1222 [02:25] <mohawk> ima go masetbait in the ema time
#1223 [02:25] <Kealper> Jackson413: PG-13, please
#1224 [02:25] <Jackson413> who was the lucky recipient
#1225 [02:25] <Jackson413> lol ok
#1226 [02:25] <Jackson413> ohai kealper
#1227 [02:25] <Jackson413> wassup
#1228 [02:25] * Kealper waves
#1228 [02:25] * Jackson413 waves back
#1228 [02:26] <Jackson413> how the hell are ya
#1229 [02:26] <Kealper> tired
#1230 [02:26] <Jackson413> lolikr
#1231 [02:26] <Jackson413> hows the server?
#1232 [02:26] <mohawk> will it be back on in like 10 mins?
#1233 [02:26] <Eddie> How the F*** are ya?
#1234 [02:26] <Eddie> :D
#1235 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - We can't give you an exact ETA, we don't know
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#1237 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Mojang knows about it, and is working on it
#1238 [02:26] <Jackson413> @ Eddie you mean fuck (kick what)
#1239 [02:26] * AuBot kicked Jackson413 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ackson413 :Please keep it civil.)
#1240 [02:26] <Kealper> we've been flooded with people asking about the session server for ages ._.
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#1242 [02:27] <rymate1234> lol
#1243 [02:27] <Kealper> we've been flooded with people asking about the session server for ages ._.
#1244 [02:27] <Jackson413> i love the bot
#1245 [02:27] <Jackson413> i just love it
#1246 [02:27] <mohawk> mmk]
#1247 [02:27] <mohawk> i just wait then
#1248 [02:27] <Jackson413> loololol
#1249 [02:27] <Jackson413> who made aubot?
#1250 [02:28] <pilanthis> hmmm cybernetic relations. who knew?
#1251 [02:28] <GreyBot> AuBot Your Ping time was 0.546 seconds.
#1252 [02:28] <wippler> does anyone know how to record gameplay?
#1253 [02:28] <Kealper> slow :o
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#1255 [02:28] <mindcat> !ping
#1256 [02:28] <Somerr> FUCK YOU
#1257 [02:28] * AuBot kicked Somerr from #minecrafthelp (Reason: omerr :Please keep it civil.)
#1258 [02:28] <GreyBot> mindcat Your Ping time was 0.749 seconds.
#1259 [02:28] <GreyVulpine> wippler - Fraps, camtasia?
#1260 [02:29] <pilanthis> wippler, fraps
#1261 [02:29] <Kealper> well, that was random
#1262 [02:29] <Jackson413> ohai kealper
#1263 [02:29] <Jackson413> futurama ended
#1264 [02:29] <wippler> where do i get fraps
#1265 [02:29] <Jackson413> sadface
#1266 [02:29] <Jackson413> wippler, well son when a man loves a woman
#1267 [02:29] <Jackson413> ...
#1268 [02:29] <NaeNae> Their is two one that says Anime with a lock symbol next to it the other says Anime/AppData/Roaming
#1269 [02:30] <Jackson413> SOUTH PARK!!!
#1270 [02:30] <Jackson413> brbrb
#1271 [02:30] <pilanthis> wippler, you may want to google it
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#1273 [02:30] <Razor> yay server is working now
#1274 [02:30] <pilanthis> it is arround 30 bucks
#1275 [02:30] <NaeNae> Sorry. Anyway after I type in %userprofile% thats what shows.. Is there suppose to be two?
#1276 [02:30] <Jackson413> oh commercial break
#1277 [02:31] <mib_b7lofr> yeah its back up guys
#1278 [02:31] <mib_b7lofr> woot woot
#1279 [02:31] * Jackson413 makes guacamole
#1279 [02:31] * Jackson413 offers ops some guac
#1279 [02:31] <NaeNae> GreyVulpine
#1280 [02:31] * Kealper runs off to get food now
#1280 [02:31] <Jackson413> poor kealper
#1281 [02:32] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - It's not the user profile, you can ignore that now. Your issue usually presents with several causes, some of which we ruled out
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#1283 [02:32] <Joliver1998> Hi
#1284 [02:32] <Joliver1998> Well theres my answer xD
#1285 [02:32] <Kealper> :P
#1286 [02:32] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Being stuck at "Done loading", can be caused by corrupt minecraft files, which you've cleared out with %appdata%/.minecraft/, it can be caused with a ! in your username, which you do not have.
#1287 [02:33] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - It can also be caused with Java 7, which you've confirmed you don't have installed.
#1288 [02:33] <Joliver1998> I couldnt get on any servers
#1289 [02:33] <NaeNae> I think I know how to fix it now. Im gonna unplug the PC and open the window and throw it on the ground. Then jump on it.
#1290 [02:33] <NaeNae> Fixed! Yay me!
#1291 [02:33] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Heh.
#1292 [02:33] <rymate1234> I know!
#1293 [02:33] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - have you right-clicked on Minecraft, and tried "Run as admin"?
#1294 [02:34] <rymate1234> NaeNae's pc isn't awesome enough for minecraft
#1295 [02:34] <Tahg> Kealper: server is fixed
#1296 [02:34] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 1
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#1298 [02:34] <Kealper> neat, it does actually keep changes that others make
#1299 [02:35] <GreyVulpine> !topic insert Servers are happy. Go Forth and Minecraft.
#1300 [02:35] <Tahg> cool, thanks =D
#1301 [02:35] <rymate1234> lolololol
#1302 [02:35] <NaeNae> GreyVulpine !!!
#1303 [02:35] <Kealper> !motd
#1304 [02:35] <Tahg> may want to edit out the tail of the topic tho?
#1305 [02:35] <NaeNae> Finally.
#1306 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Hmm?
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#1308 [02:36] <Tahg> or is that sitll the case for some people
#1309 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> Tahg - Eh, that's a different issue
#1310 [02:36] <NaeNae> Its working.
#1311 [02:36] <Tahg> ok, sry
#1312 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - Great!
#1313 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> NaeNae - ... what exactly did you do?
#1314 [02:37] <NaeNae> Well, when you said run as admin I didnt know what you meant. Until you explained it better.
#1315 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> Ah, sorry.
#1316 [02:37] <NaeNae> I was so scared I spent my money for nothing.
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#1318 [02:38] <pilanthis> ok guys. time to start over with my 5000 block trek through the nether to place my return portal
#1319 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> Well, glad minecraft is working for you.
#1320 [02:38] <pilanthis> take it easy and try not to drink too much. :P
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#1322 [02:38] <NaeNae> Now im going to go play.
#1323 [02:38] <NaeNae> Thank you so much GreyVulpine. Really.
#1324 [02:39] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1324 [02:40] <mib_b7lofr> thanks for idle entertainment folks
#1325 [02:40] <mib_b7lofr> i copied and pasted the error log exchange
#1326 [02:40] <mib_b7lofr> too funny
#1327 [02:41] <mib_b7lofr> have a good night
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#1330 [02:47] <googleplx> so. is anyone currently working on getting the authentication servers back online? or should i just call it a night?
#1331 [02:47] <CaelThunderwing> they're up now
#1332 [02:48] <googleplx> ahahaha
#1333 [02:48] * CaelThunderwing now afk's for time with her special sweetheart,
#1333 [02:48] <googleplx> i spent some time googling and getting here...
#1334 [02:48] <googleplx> problem solved
#1335 [02:48] <googleplx> thanks if the people responsible are listening
#1336 [02:48] <googleplx> thanks if the people responsible are listening
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#1338 [02:50] * Kealper totally thought cael was a guy
#1338 [02:50] <Kealper> sorry D:
#1339 [02:50] <CaelThunderwing> 'sok dear, i get that alot,
#1340 [02:51] <Kealper> i think it might be the username, it sounds like a more masculine name :o
#1341 [02:51] <CaelThunderwing> bit of a tomboy , that and furries get that alot by what name they go by ^^;;
#1342 [02:52] <Kealper> lol
#1343 [02:54] <Kealper> bleh, 3am
#1344 [02:54] * Kealper heads off to bed
#1344 [02:54] * CaelThunderwing now fears a Ban for admiting to being a Furry.
#1344 [02:55] <Kealper> thus completing yet another unproductive night
#1345 [02:55] <Kealper> CaelThunderwing: we're quite accepting here :o
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#1347 [02:57] <Kealper> although truth-be-told, i was unaware there was such a thing as a female furry... almost all the females i've known have had a strong attraction to furry animals o.o
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#1349 [03:04] <sinnersaved> hello
#1350 [03:04] <sinnersaved> i need some help
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#1352 [03:05] <sinnersaved> if anyone is on
#1353 [03:05] <sinnersaved> anyone
#1354 [03:07] <sinnersaved> ok so much for this
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#1357 [03:15] <CaelThunderwing> wow he didmt wait long,
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#1359 [03:18] <Tahg> that's a relatively long time tbh
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#1361 [03:27] <TrueWolves> huh...
#1362 [03:27] <TrueWolves> What could be the cause of an "invalid server key" error?
#1363 [03:28] <Jackson413> kealper hai
#1364 [03:28] <Jackson413> did anyone see south park?
#1365 [03:29] <Tahg> update server
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#1367 [03:32] <TrueWolves> It was updated, xP
#1368 [03:43] <Tahg> to 1.0.1?
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#1371 [04:00] <Timmany> hi
#1372 [04:01] <Timmany> i bought the game an hour ago n i still cant play now
#1373 [04:01] <CaelThunderwing> Hello
#1374 [04:01] <CaelThunderwing> whats your ingame Name?
#1375 [04:01] <Timmany> Timmany
#1376 [04:01] <CaelThunderwing> !paid Timmany
#1377 [04:01] <Timmany> wuts...
#1378 [04:02] <CaelThunderwing> your payment hasnt gone thru yet
#1379 [04:02] <Timmany> oh is it because i pay it frm Taiwan?
#1380 [04:02] <CaelThunderwing> it can take upto 3 days
#1381 [04:02] <Timmany> oh ok
#1382 [04:02] <Timmany> thx alot
#1383 [04:02] <CaelThunderwing> if nothing aftre 3 days fill a ticket for help/
#1384 [04:03] <Timmany> k
#1385 [04:07] * mib_4k28g8 [mib_4k28g8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1386 [04:08] <mib_4k28g8> I am having a technical problem loading minecraft, all I am getting is a black white screen after java loads it.
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#1388 [04:09] <mib_4k28g8> is there any way to fix this?
#1389 [04:09] <CaelThunderwing> depends. you have any Mods installed?
#1390 [04:09] <mib_4k28g8> no
#1391 [04:09] <mib_4k28g8> just the base game
#1392 [04:09] <CaelThunderwing> you using the Offical Launcher or launching via Command line?
#1393 [04:10] <mib_4k28g8> umm not sure I have been using the website to launch the game.
#1394 [04:11] <CaelThunderwing> try launching from the minecraft.exe launcher
#1395 [04:13] <mib_4k28g8> got a black screen again after I launched and logged in.
#1396 [04:14] <CaelThunderwing> have you trie dto Force an update? (click the Options button in the Launcher and select Force, )
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#1398 [04:16] <mib_4k28g8> is anything supposed to happen after it changes to will force?
#1399 [04:17] <CaelThunderwing> it'll redownload the .jar files.
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#1401 [04:19] <TrueWolves> you need to log in normally still though for it to actually do so
#1402 [04:19] <mib_4k28g8> thank you so much, I have been trying to figure this out for hours, its up and working again.
#1403 [04:19] <CaelThunderwing> sounds like it downloaded a Bad or you had a corrupted minecraft.jar
#1404 [04:19] <CaelThunderwing> earlier
#1405 [04:20] <mib_4k28g8> yeah because what you suggested fixed it right up.
#1406 [04:20] <mib_svy61u> I have gotten a new computer and would like to continue working on the world I was working on however the world does not show up on the load screen. What can I do to play the world I have already spent so much time on with this new machine?
#1407 [04:21] <CaelThunderwing> it doesnt always fix if it happens again. , if it does. Delete the minecraft.jar from %appdata%\Roaming\.minecraft\bin
#1408 [04:21] <CaelThunderwing> mib_svy61u, this a Single player world we're talking about or a SMP server?
#1409 [04:21] <mib_svy61u> Single player
#1410 [04:22] <CaelThunderwing> have you dont a format since?
#1411 [04:22] <CaelThunderwing> *done
#1412 [04:22] <mib_svy61u> On my new puter or what?
#1413 [04:23] <CaelThunderwing> if you still have the files from yoru Old PC you can Just copy the .minecraft folder and copy it to the new PC
#1414 [04:23] <mib_svy61u> Ahh, I see. Any other way to do it? I do not have the old machine anymore
#1415 [04:23] <CaelThunderwing> then no.
#1416 [04:24] <CaelThunderwing> if you dont have the old PC, minecraft.net doesnt save SP or even SMP Worlds
#1417 [04:24] <mib_svy61u> Bummer, ok thanks for the info, guess I will start a new one.
#1418 [04:24] <CaelThunderwing> its saved locally
#1419 [04:24] <CaelThunderwing> if you haveto swap again or HDD is about to die.
#1420 [04:24] <CaelThunderwing> copy %appdata%\Roaming\.minecraft to a pendrive
#1421 [04:25] <mib_svy61u> pendrive?
#1422 [04:25] <CaelThunderwing> thumbdrive,jumpdrive usb key or w/e you wanna call it :3
#1423 [04:26] <CaelThunderwing> minecraft can be run from anywheer.. just by default the launcher or the Website "Classic" just installs to %appdata%\Roaming\.minecraft
#1424 [04:27] <mib_svy61u> Ahhh, like a flashdrive
#1425 [04:28] <CaelThunderwing> yep goes by many names. but yea you can make make regular backups if need be
#1426 [04:28] <mib_svy61u> How can I access that file?
#1427 [04:28] <mib_svy61u> in order to copy it to a flash drive so I can take my worlds with me in the future
#1428 [04:28] <CaelThunderwing> i havent had a SMP sofar go about 80MB when compressed to a RAR,
#1429 [04:29] <CaelThunderwing> to get there press Winkey +R and type %appdata%
#1430 [04:30] <mib_svy61u> Then just copy the whole file
#1431 [04:30] <mib_svy61u> ?
#1432 [04:30] <CaelThunderwing> the whole .minecraft folder, yea
#1433 [04:32] <CaelThunderwing> a fyi messengers usally store their logs in Roaming and some store in Local.. and many apps store their Config files in either.. if you ever nee dto backup stuf flik ethat too it's there
#1434 [04:34] <mib_svy61u> Thank you, one more ?
#1435 [04:34] <CaelThunderwing> whats up?
#1436 [04:35] <mib_svy61u> Im using a windows puter now, but do I press the same buttons on a mac. And if I copy the file from a mac will it even work on a windows puter
#1437 [04:35] <mib_svy61u> That was 2 ?'s my bad lol
#1438 [04:36] <CaelThunderwing> yes but minecraft stores files in a diffrent location on a mac, for finding where they are.. come back mid day EDT time. for someone who can help (i dont have a mac that can run Minecraft so i got no clue ^^;;))
#1439 [04:37] <mib_svy61u> Great, I will check back, thank you for all your help
#1440 [04:37] <CaelThunderwing> no prob :3
#1441 [04:37] <mib_svy61u> Have a good one, Merry Christmas and Happy new Year to you and yours..
#1442 [04:38] <CaelThunderwing> :3
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#1444 [04:40] <sugoi> howdy - ppl talk of the jeb door, i know what it is, but where was it originally posted? that i cannot find
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#1446 [04:44] <Op2mus> how do i find a server to play minecraft multiplayer? any help would be greatly appreciated...
#1447 [04:44] <sugoi> Op2mus: there are no official minecraft servers, people are free to host their own
#1448 [04:44] <CaelThunderwing> google, you can Check MCBans considering thers a Huge list of servers,
#1449 [04:44] <Op2mus> i see, thanks guys
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#1455 [05:28] <Sysem> Anyone here able to assist me with payment issues?
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#1459 [05:40] <CaelThunderwing> verry lil we can do as we're not an Offical Support channel for Notch/Mojang
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#1461 [05:42] <Johan> Hello, Shall i talk swedish or english here?
#1462 [05:42] <CaelThunderwing> English, Please
#1463 [05:43] <Johan> Okay then, I bought minecraft for a friend, but the whole page went crazy, And you took money from my account 3 times and i didnt get a single coppie
#1464 [05:44] <Johan> And i don't wanna waste 500+ on absolutly nothing, so I would really appreciate if you could refund it or something
#1465 [05:44] <Sysem> Agreed! Im still waiting for support as I havnt recevied the game yet!
#1466 [05:45] <CaelThunderwing> None of us here have Account support as we're not an Offical Support Channel by Notch/Mojang
#1467 [05:45] <Sysem> Who can I contact then to gt support?
#1468 [05:45] <Johan> Yeah, Who to contact???
#1469 [05:45] <CaelThunderwing> the only channel run by notch is #minecraft
#1470 [05:46] <Sysem> Awesome, heading there now
#1471 [05:46] <Sysem> Awesome, heading there now
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#1473 [05:46] <CaelThunderwing> and http://www.minecraftforum.net/index.php as notch does read those forums.
#1474 [05:46] <CaelThunderwing> this chan is more Tech support than anything
#1475 [05:47] <CaelThunderwing> Johan, 90% of the time Payment issues are cause dby yoru bank unable to send in Euro's,
#1476 [05:51] <Timmany> sigh... the payment still not thru...
#1477 [05:51] <Timmany> i wanna play so bad...
#1478 [05:51] <CaelThunderwing> it can take upto 3 days
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#1480 [05:51] <Timmany> yea just cant wait to play lolz
#1481 [05:52] <Sysem> how do i register for #minecraft channel?
#1482 [05:52] <CaelThunderwing> if i remember you must register your nick w/ NickServ
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#1491 [05:58] <mib_qmpzcj> hello?
#1492 [06:00] <mib_qmpzcj> helloooooo???
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#1494 [06:01] <CaelThunderwing> Hi.
#1495 [06:02] <mib_qmpzcj> i bought the game like a week ago.....but i havent recieve anything yet??
#1496 [06:03] <mib_qmpzcj> not even my Status changed
#1497 [06:03] <mib_qmpzcj> help me
#1498 [06:03] <CaelThunderwing> head to #minecraft or the offical forums.
#1499 [06:03] <CaelThunderwing> this chan is mostly Tech support as no one here has access to anyone's account information.
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#1506 [06:20] <Fustyy> Howdy folks, was wondering if any of you knew the answer to my question: Do snow Golems attack other players? (I want to use them for base defense on a PvP server :d)
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#1512 [06:42] <Boreeas|School> "- IF YOU ARE BANNED: You will be told how long the ban is for when it occurs. Do not come back until that time has expired. Evading the ban will result in a permanent ban, and a report to IRC operators that may get you removed from the IRC network entirely."
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#1514 [06:42] <icewaldo> i can't enter or create a world!
#1515 [06:42] <Boreeas|School> I didn't know that the esper staff issued klines for that <.<
#1516 [06:42] <Boreeas|School> icewaldo: What error do you get?
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#1518 [06:43] <icewaldo> i can't read it because it instanly vanishes
#1519 [06:43] <Boreeas|School> icewaldo: Does minecraft crash completely?
#1520 [06:43] <icewaldo> i tried completley clearing my minecraft.jar
#1521 [06:43] <icewaldo> and yes it does
#1522 [06:43] <Boreeas|School> ??> win/javara icewaldo
#1523 [06:44] <Boreeas|School> ??> icewaldo win/javara
#1524 [06:44] <VoxelHead> icewaldo: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1525 [06:44] <VoxelHead> icewaldo: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software and you can download it from http://sourceforge.net/projects/javara/files/
#1526 [06:44] <crazyhellkat> hey guys im aving touble downloading the update its taking forever..
#1527 [06:44] <icewaldo> i try it
#1528 [06:44] <crazyhellkat> any suggstions
#1529 [06:44] <Boreeas|School> crazyhellkat: Are you using avira as antivirus program?
#1530 [06:44] <Boreeas|School> ??<< index
#1531 [06:45] <Boreeas|School> ??< index
#1532 [06:45] <crazyhellkat> na microsoft security
#1533 [06:45] <Boreeas|School> crazyhellkat: Is your firewall configured to allow connections to s3.amazonaws?
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#1535 [06:46] <crazyhellkat> mmm ok ill check it out thanx
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#1537 [06:49] <icewaldo> wroks now thanks boreeas|school
#1538 [06:49] <Boreeas|School> icewaldo: Great
#1539 [06:49] <crazyhellkat> ok yeah it is
#1540 [06:50] <crazyhellkat> still no differance
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#1542 [06:52] <crazyhellkat> is there a way to get the 1.0 version file
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#1554 [07:57] <pash> any help in increasing framerate
#1555 [07:59] <Wug> pash: you could try optifine
#1556 [07:59] <Wug> its a mod, so we dont really support it, but we do recommend it for things like this
#1557 [07:59] <Wug> it conflicts with a lot of other mods though so if you use them you might not be able to get it working
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#1568 [09:06] <Timmany> I already got the TRANSACTION CONFIRMATION mail does tha mean the money is thru already?
#1569 [09:08] <Timmany> any help?
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#1573 [09:17] <mib_wpbhpp> hi
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#1576 [09:22] <Timmany> help anyone?
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#1578 [09:23] <schnozzle> hi
#1579 [09:24] <Gazionetadmin> help anyone hi
#1580 [09:24] <Timmany> I already got the TRANSACTION CONFIRMATION mail does tha mean the money is thru already?
#1581 [09:24] <Gazionetadmin> I already got the TRANSACTION CONFIRMATION mail does tha mean the money is thru already?
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#1583 [09:25] <schnozzle> how long does it take to get the transaction confirmation? i payed with visa card, just bought a gift code, but i didnt get any e-mail
#1584 [09:25] <Gazionetadmin> how long does it take to get the transaction confirmation? i payed with visa card, just bought a gift code, but i didnt get any e-mail
#1585 [09:26] <Timmany> i got it right after i paid
#1586 [09:26] <Timmany> but i still cant play
#1587 [09:26] <Gazionetadmin> i got it right after i paid
#1588 [09:26] <Gazionetadmin> but i still cant play
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#1590 [09:27] <schnozzle> you payed via ?
#1591 [09:27] <Timmany> mastercard
#1592 [09:27] <Gazionetadmin> you payed via ?
#1593 [09:27] <Gazionetadmin> mastercard
#1594 [09:28] <schnozzle> yeah repeat everything
#1595 [09:28] <Gazionetadmin> yeah repeat everything
#1596 [09:28] <Timmany> lolz
#1597 [09:28] <Gazionetadmin> lolz
#1598 [09:28] <schnozzle> so i dont know wether i bought it or not
#1599 [09:29] <schnozzle> no email
#1600 [09:29] <Gazionetadmin> so i dont know wether i bought it or not
#1601 [09:29] <Gazionetadmin> no email
#1602 [09:29] <schnozzle> in my profile there´s no confirmation
#1603 [09:29] <Timmany> sigh.... and no mod to help here.....
#1604 [09:29] <Gazionetadmin> in my profile there´s no confirmation
#1605 [09:29] <Gazionetadmin> sigh.... and no mod to help here.....
#1606 [09:30] <schnozzle> in your profile, does it stand that you bought it
#1607 [09:30] <Gazionetadmin> in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you...
#1608 [09:30] <Gazionetadmin> ...bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand...
#1609 [09:30] <Gazionetadmin> ...that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does it stand that you bought it in your profile, does...
#1610 [09:30] <Timmany> no
#1611 [09:30] <Gazionetadmin> no
#1612 [09:30] <Timmany> it still tell me to purchase the game
#1613 [09:30] <Gazionetadmin> muslims are ragheads
#1614 [09:31] <Gazionetadmin> it still tell me to purchase the game
#1615 [09:31] <schnozzle> stfu asshole
#1616 [09:31] <schnozzle> ignore him
#1617 [09:31] <Timmany> yea stop spaming
#1618 [09:31] <Gazionetadmin> stfu asshole
#1619 [09:31] <Gazionetadmin> ignore him
#1620 [09:31] <schnozzle> ignore him in the list
#1621 [09:31] <Gazionetadmin> yea stop spaming
#1622 [09:31] <Gazionetadmin> ignore him in the list
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#1625 [09:34] <Ruppi90> hello?
#1626 [09:34] <Gazionetadmin> hello?
#1627 [09:34] <schnozzle> no one here to help
#1628 [09:35] <Gazionetadmin> no one here to help
#1629 [09:35] <Ruppi90> one can speak German ?
#1630 [09:35] <schnozzle> ja, ich brauch aber selber hilfe
#1631 [09:35] <Gazionetadmin> one can speak German ?
#1632 [09:35] <Gazionetadmin> ja, ich brauch aber selber hilfe
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#1634 [09:35] <Ruppi90> kann nicht so gut english -.-
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#1636 [09:36] <mixyman1> what does This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B! mean
#1637 [09:36] <Gazionetadmin> kann nicht so gut english -.-
#1638 [09:36] <Gazionetadmin> what does This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B! mean
#1639 [09:36] <mixyman1> i just dont know what to do in order to play the game
#1640 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> i just dont know what to do in order to play the game
#1641 [09:37] <dylanbarberdude> it means it needs java to play
#1642 [09:37] <mixyman1> do i have to update my java becausse i already did that
#1643 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> goto http://biglemonparty.com
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#1646 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> it means it needs java to play
#1647 [09:37] <Timmany> finally
#1648 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> do i have to update my java becausse i already did that
#1649 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> finally
#1650 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> its a bot
#1651 [09:37] <Gazionetadmin> you moron
#1652 [09:38] <schnozzle> gazione fucker, you´ve no life, my bad
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#1655 [09:38] <Gazionetadmin> gazione fucker, you´ve no life, my bad
#1656 [09:38] * AuBot kicked Gazionetadmin from #minecrafthelp (Reason: azionetadmin :Please keep it civil.)
#1657 [09:38] <dylanbarberdude> who's a bot
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#1660 [09:39] <mixyman1> (kick)
#1661 [09:39] <Gazionetadmin> (kick)
#1662 [09:39] <mixyman1> im an idion
#1663 [09:39] <Gazionetadmin> NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERFAGGGOT http://2girls1cup.nl
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#1665 [09:39] <mixyman1> thank god
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#1667 [09:40] <Ruppi90> die mit sternen sind supporter oder ??
#1668 [09:40] <dylanbarberdude> GET IN THE WATER! GET IN THE... OHH MELONS!
#1669 [09:40] <mixyman1> im an idiot
#1670 [09:40] <Gazionetadmin> die mit sternen sind supporter oder ??
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#1673 [09:43] <mixyman11> why does it say This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B!
#1674 [09:44] <dylanbarberdude> to notify noobs...
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#1676 [09:44] <mixyman11> noobs?
#1677 [09:45] <Timmany> just an notification i guess
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#1680 [09:45] <dylanbarberdude> Noob - A very bad gamer.
#1681 [09:45] <mixyman11> but i dont know what do do
#1682 [09:46] <dylanbarberdude> brb mix
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#1684 [09:47] <daanic21> hey guys; I am running a server with Minecraft server
#1685 [09:47] <daanic21> It normally stays at 60 mb/second
#1686 [09:47] <daanic21> but somehow
#1687 [09:47] <daanic21> today
#1688 [09:47] <daanic21> when I try to connect to it
#1689 [09:47] <daanic21> and my friends try too
#1690 [09:47] <daanic21> it goes up to like; 230 mb
#1691 [09:47] <daanic21> and it won't connect
#1692 [09:47] <daanic21> in game it says: "timed out"
#1693 [09:47] <daanic21> help?
#1694 [09:48] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you there
#1695 [09:48] <mixyman11> dont get ur hopes up bro nobody helps around here
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#1697 [09:48] <Wug> mixyman11: everyones sleeping
#1698 [09:48] <daanic21> ¬¬
#1699 [09:49] <austinroad> my son having a black screen of death come up when he starts minecraft. Had a virus attack day before yesterday and had to do restore to fix. he re-downloaded minecraft and java but wont load.
#1700 [09:49] <austinroad> we are operating on a 86 bit system with windos 7
#1701 [09:49] <Wug> austinroad: uninstall and reinstall java
#1702 [09:49] <daanic21> yeah
#1703 [09:49] <austinroad> done
#1704 [09:49] <daanic21> reinstall java
#1705 [09:49] <Wug> didnt work?
#1706 [09:49] <mixyman11> This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B! thats what pops up when i try to play minecraft classic
#1707 [09:49] <dylanbarberdude> lol
#1708 [09:50] <austinroad> no it did not. But java site did not offer 86 bit option so downloade both 32 and 64
#1709 [09:51] <mixyman11> can someone please help me? im not trying to be selfish but please help
#1710 [09:51] <Wug> austinroad: 32 bit is x86
#1711 [09:51] <dylanbarberdude> 86 means 32bit
#1712 [09:51] <Wug> :ww > mixyman11
#1713 [09:51] <dylanbarberdude> i think
#1714 [09:51] <Wug> ... wheres wugbot
#1715 [09:51] <mixyman11> can wug help me?
#1716 [09:52] <austinroad> oh. I guess can try again
#1717 [09:52] <Wug> mixyman11: probably
#1718 [09:52] <mixyman11> that would be awesome
#1719 [09:52] <mixyman11> ok so i think i alreatdy went over the details but ill tell you again
#1720 [09:53] <mixyman11> This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B! this is what it says when i try to play the minecraft classic
#1721 [09:53] <Wug> nothing else?
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#1723 [09:53] <Wug> do you have java?
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#1725 [09:54] <mixyman11> no all i see is a black screen and right below it "This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B!" and yes i have java and i even updated it
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#1727 [09:54] <Wug> what browser are you using
#1728 [09:54] <mixyman11> mozilla firefox
#1729 [09:54] <cole> how do you get on minecraft when you got minecraft on a different computer
#1730 [09:54] <WugBot> cole: (client) You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
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#1732 [09:55] <Wug> uhh
#1733 [09:55] <mixyman11> This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse. Press B! Controls * WASD to move. * Space to jump. * R to respawn at the spawn point. * Enter to set a new spawn point. * B to open the inventory. * F to toggle fog distance. * Escape to release mouse and open game menu. * 1-9 or scrollwheel to change building block t
#1734 [09:55] <cole> thanks
#1735 [09:55] <Wug> mixyman11: you can stop copying and pasting the controls
#1736 [09:55] <Wug> its not an error message and is not helping
#1737 [09:55] <MineOre> Hmmm...
#1738 [09:55] <Wug> ;af-removestr client how do you get on minecraft when you got minecraft on a different computer
#1739 [09:55] <mixyman11> sorry i just copyd all that was under the black screen
#1740 [09:55] <Wug> ;af-removestring client how do you get on minecraft when you got minecraft on a different computer
#1741 [09:55] <WugBot> "how do you get on minecraft when you got minecraft on a different computer" removed from entry for "client".
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#1743 [09:56] <Wug> cole: you can play on multiple computers
#1744 [09:56] <Wug> mixyman11: try a different browser?
#1745 [09:56] <cole> ok
#1746 [09:56] <mixyman11> like internet explorer?
#1747 [09:56] <cole> bye
#1748 [09:57] <Wug> can you try google chrome?
#1749 [09:57] <Wug> :browsers
#1750 [09:57] <WugBot> browsers: Don't use Internet Explorer or Safari, each has a set of irritating issues that interfere with minecraft. Use one of the following instead:
#1751 [09:57] <WugBot> browsers: Firefox: http://mozilla.org/en-US/ -- Chrome: http://google.com/chrome -- Opera: http://www.opera.com/
#1752 [09:58] <mixyman11> ok
#1753 [09:58] <mixyman11> wait which one would you recomend as the best?
#1754 [09:59] <Wug> try chrome
#1755 [09:59] <Wug> its my personal favorite
#1756 [09:59] <MineOre> i like firefox
#1757 [10:00] <Wug> firefox is my second favorite
#1758 [10:00] <Wug> but hes having issues with it
#1759 [10:00] <mixyman11> yeah because when i went to the internet browser it wasnt a black screen anymore but like you said it does have annoying issues and it said that the internet has stopped working so im gonna try to use a different browser because that was probably the problem
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#1761 [10:01] <mixyman11> thanks alot bro ur a lifessaver
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#1764 [10:06] <aljorub> how to make 2nd spawn point minecraft
#1765 [10:06] <aljorub> greyvulpine
#1766 [10:06] <MineOre> impossible
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#1768 [10:07] <clarjon1> Impossible without mods
#1769 [10:07] <clarjon1> you can change your spawn point temporarily by sleeping in a bed at night tho
#1770 [10:07] <aljorub> i want t make a jail
#1771 [10:07] <MineOre> just immposible were will you spawn with 2 spawn points
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#1773 [10:08] <aljorub> no i want to teleport people to jail
#1774 [10:08] <theshosher> hey
#1775 [10:08] <theshosher> can somone help me
#1776 [10:08] <theshosher> our site is out around the hour
#1777 [10:08] <theshosher> we don't know what to do about it
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#1779 [10:08] <theshosher> it keeps going ofline after a hour
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#1781 [10:09] <clarjon1> ?
#1782 [10:09] <clarjon1> theshosher: have you tried contacting your hosting company?
#1783 [10:09] <theshosher> i am a moderator
#1784 [10:09] <theshosher> we all got the message to search info
#1785 [10:09] <clarjon1> have you tried contacting your admin?
#1786 [10:09] <theshosher> he told us to search info
#1787 [10:09] <theshosher> he doesn't know what to do
#1788 [10:10] <theshosher> even the site gets ofline sometimes
#1789 [10:10] <clarjon1> a website?
#1790 [10:10] <theshosher> we checked the plugins
#1791 [10:10] <theshosher> yes
#1792 [10:10] <theshosher> but the site is ofline now
#1793 [10:10] <theshosher> the same with the server
#1794 [10:10] <theshosher> strontkever.com is ip and site
#1795 [10:10] <clarjon1> you need to contact the hosting company
#1796 [10:10] <clarjon1> the people who hold the files :P
#1797 [10:11] <theshosher> he hosts it
#1798 [10:11] <theshosher> strontkever is the boss
#1799 [10:11] <theshosher> its being hosted from his pc
#1800 [10:11] <clarjon1> is it a windows pc
#1801 [10:11] <theshosher> he has portforwarded his pc
#1802 [10:11] <theshosher> ehm
#1803 [10:11] <theshosher> yes
#1804 [10:11] <theshosher> thats right
#1805 [10:11] <clarjon1> heh
#1806 [10:11] <TheNoodle> lol
#1807 [10:11] <clarjon1> i'll bet that's more than half the problem, right there.
#1808 [10:11] <theshosher> im not shure
#1809 [10:11] <TheNoodle> Or he doesn't realise the computer needs to be on.
#1810 [10:11] <theshosher> ehm
#1811 [10:12] <theshosher> its on 24 hours
#1812 [10:12] <clarjon1> TheNoodle: Or he has a dynamic ip
#1813 [10:12] <clarjon1> either with his connection, or on the LAN
#1814 [10:12] <TheNoodle> That would do it.
#1815 [10:12] <theshosher> thats not it
#1816 [10:12] <clarjon1> either one would do it.
#1817 [10:12] <theshosher> his lan connection is good
#1818 [10:12] <clarjon1> so?
#1819 [10:12] <theshosher> he has a static ip
#1820 [10:12] <theshosher> strontkever.com
#1821 [10:12] <TheNoodle> So how are you judging 'goog' theshosher?
#1822 [10:13] <theshosher> its never ofline
#1823 [10:13] <clarjon1> So he's in the netherlands?
#1824 [10:13] <theshosher> yup
#1825 [10:13] <theshosher> m2
#1826 [10:13] <clarjon1> "Planet Technologies"
#1827 [10:13] <clarjon1> i'm betting that's his ISP
#1828 [10:14] <theshosher> ehmmmm
#1829 [10:14] <TheNoodle> heh, my trace route is timing out.
#1830 [10:14] <theshosher> oh sorry
#1831 [10:14] <clarjon1> TheNoodle: i did a whois on the actual ip.
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#1833 [10:14] <theshosher> ok
#1834 [10:14] <clarjon1> theshosher: tell him to google for "what is my ip"
#1835 [10:15] <theshosher> he know
#1836 [10:15] <theshosher> he knows
#1837 [10:15] <clarjon1> no
#1838 [10:15] <clarjon1> i want to know what it says
#1839 [10:15] <theshosher> i know his ip
#1840 [10:15] <clarjon1> i don't care about that
#1841 [10:15] <clarjon1> i want to know what google says his ip is
#1842 [10:15] <theshosher> oh in numbers
#1843 [10:15] <clarjon1> yes
#1844 [10:15] <theshosher> i can give you that
#1845 [10:16] <theshosher> wait a second
#1846 [10:16] <TheNoodle> theshosher, can you get him on here please? We don't tend to help through other people.
#1847 [10:16] <theshosher> 84.84.123.205:25565
#1848 [10:16] <theshosher> thats the whole problem
#1849 [10:16] <clarjon1> no
#1850 [10:16] <theshosher> we cant connect him
#1851 [10:16] <theshosher> now the site is ofline
#1852 [10:16] <clarjon1> theshosher:
#1853 [10:17] <clarjon1> that's what it is supposed to be
#1854 [10:17] <clarjon1> i want to know, what he sees, if he does what i say
#1855 [10:17] <clarjon1> RIGHT NOW
#1856 [10:17] <clarjon1> not what it was when he gave you the ip
#1857 [10:17] <MineOre> !check 84.84.123.205
#1858 [10:17] <theshosher> I CANT CONNECT HIM
#1859 [10:17] <clarjon1> theshosher: well until you do, we can do nothing to help
#1860 [10:17] <TheNoodle> Come back when you can talk to him, or better yet, get him in here.
#1861 [10:17] <clarjon1> mhm
#1862 [10:17] <clarjon1> we need your admin in here for us to help
#1863 [10:17] <theshosher> pff
#1864 [10:18] <theshosher> if i could tell him he should
#1865 [10:18] <theshosher> but i cant
#1866 [10:18] <theshosher> sorry
#1867 [10:18] <clarjon1> well we can't do anything
#1868 [10:18] <clarjon1> we're not him
#1869 [10:18] * TheNoodle strangles theshosher
#1869 [10:18] <clarjon1> that's cute, btw
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#1871 [10:18] <clarjon1> google now shows your IP when you google for "what is my ip"
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#1886 [10:59] <Timmany> any help here?
#1887 [11:00] <Timmany> any help here?
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#1891 [11:05] <Kenja_Ansem> Hello, I need technical support concerning a crash on minecraft.exe / javaw.exe
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#1894 [11:09] <Kenja_Ansem> Hello, I need technical support concerning a crash on minecraft.exe / javaw.exe
#1895 [11:09] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: Hello, we need more info than that.
#1896 [11:09] <Kenja_Ansem> Then you could have just responded the first time...
#1897 [11:09] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: Please pastebin any error messages at http://pastebin.com/ and give us the URL
#1898 [11:09] <clarjon1> Well, i was waiting patiently for you to give more info the first time
#1899 [11:10] <Kenja_Ansem> Can't I just provide the topic ?
#1900 [11:10] <Kenja_Ansem> And I'm just checking to see I'm not talking to a wall
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#1902 [11:10] <clarjon1> well, usually the error messages span many lines
#1903 [11:11] <Kenja_Ansem> Any syntax highlighting ?
#1904 [11:11] <clarjon1> don't need any
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#1907 [11:12] <Kenja_Ansem> http://pastebin.com/rZUP7iWh First part minecraft terminal error, second part hs_err_pidxxxx.txt log
#1908 [11:12] <clarjon1> awesome.
#1909 [11:13] <clarjon1> hm
#1910 [11:13] <Kenja_Ansem> It's thrown me off as it happens so suddenly
#1911 [11:13] <Kenja_Ansem> Even have a legal account
#1912 [11:13] <Kenja_Ansem> Did a fresh install ( both force update + deleting .minecraft/ folder )
#1913 [11:13] <clarjon1> it looks like it's crashing on the opengl implementation
#1914 [11:13] <clarjon1> what graphics card do you have?
#1915 [11:14] <Kenja_Ansem> NVidia
#1916 [11:14] <clarjon1> that's the brand
#1917 [11:14] <Kenja_Ansem> I changed a setting in my Nvidia panel yesterday for Skyrim to run smoother
#1918 [11:14] <clarjon1> oh, nice, the error has the card
#1919 [11:14] <Kenja_Ansem> GeForce 8600 GTS ( mine has 512mb ram )
#1920 [11:14] <clarjon1> GeForce 8600
#1921 [11:15] <Kenja_Ansem> Should I return the Nvidia panel to default settings ?
#1922 [11:15] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: Did you turn on "Anti-Aliasing"?
#1923 [11:15] <Kenja_Ansem> Anti-Aliasing is program controlled
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#1925 [11:17] <clarjon1> you wouldn't happen to have multiple monitors, would you?
#1926 [11:17] <MineOre> I just realised with all my mods i with have 5 dimensions
#1927 [11:17] <Kenja_Ansem> Nope
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#1929 [11:17] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: It's crashing on the nvidia driver
#1930 [11:17] <Kenja_Ansem> I'll just click on "return default settings" and see again
#1931 [11:18] <clarjon1> that's the nvoglnt.dll bit
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#1933 [11:18] <Kenja_Ansem> Somehow it automatically sets it on "multiple monitor mode"
#1934 [11:18] <Kenja_Ansem> Which line indicates it ?
#1935 [11:18] <Kenja_Ansem> So I know for next time
#1936 [11:18] <Sysem> I wish Indie game developers cared more about their customers...
#1937 [11:19] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: line 44 in the pastebin
#1938 [11:19] <MineOre> Notch did...
#1939 [11:19] <Sysem> If he did, I would be playing the game right now
#1940 [11:19] <MineOre> in 2010
#1941 [11:19] <Biohazard> holy... # C [ig4icd32.dll+0x118886]
#1942 [11:20] <Biohazard> my graphics card is fucked
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#1945 [11:20] <Kenja_Ansem> Ok...
#1946 [11:20] <MineOre> why
#1947 [11:20] <Kenja_Ansem> Defaulting settings worked
#1948 [11:20] <MineOre> ...
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#1950 [11:20] <Kenja_Ansem> So next time I'll simply make a seperate configuration for Minecraft.exe
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#1952 [11:20] <clarjon1> Kenja_Ansem: You might have to make the configuration for java.exe and/or javaw.exe as well.
#1953 [11:20] <Kenja_Ansem> I'll play with the AA setting next time, if I need any help in the future I'l lbe back
#1954 [11:20] <Kenja_Ansem> Thanks
#1955 [11:20] <clarjon1> cool
#1956 [11:21] <Sysem> its almost been 2 weeks and im still not premium. the 20 euros are out my account and their (lack of) support team is terrible
#1957 [11:21] <clarjon1> wb wug
#1958 [11:21] <Timmany> any help here?
#1959 [11:21] <MineOre> yes
#1960 [11:21] <TensaZangetsu> Hello everybody!
#1961 [11:21] <Timmany> I already got the TRANSACTION CONFIRMATION mail does tha mean the money is thru already?
#1962 [11:22] <Timmany> i still cant play
#1963 [11:22] <MineOre> wait
#1964 [11:22] <Sysem> At least you got the transaction confirmation email...
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#1967 [11:22] <Sysem> sorry for my bitterness, but losing money is never fun :)
#1968 [11:22] <MineOre> ??> Timmany account/premium
#1969 [11:22] <Timmany> done?
#1970 [11:23] <MineOre> yeah
#1971 [11:23] <MineOre> fail...
#1972 [11:23] <Timmany> try to log in@@
#1973 [11:24] <Wug> Timmany: you got the confirmation email from mojang?
#1974 [11:24] <MineOre> !login
#1975 [11:24] <MineOre> !paid Timmany
#1976 [11:24] <MineOre> hmm...
#1977 [11:25] <Timmany> the hell...
#1978 [11:25] <Timmany> yea i got it frm mojan
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#1980 [11:25] <Timmany> mojang*
#1981 [11:25] <Wug> Timmany: haspaid is broken right now
#1982 [11:25] <skippydippy> yo
#1983 [11:26] <Wug> if you have migrated your minecraft account to a mojang account, haspaid will incorrectly report you as having nonpremium
#1984 [11:26] <Wug> however, you should still be able to log in and play from the downloadable client
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#1986 [11:27] <Timmany> well it says user not premium
#1987 [11:27] <Sysem> Why would Money Bookers refund my money?
#1988 [11:27] <Wug> Timmany: can you login to your minecraft account on minecraft.net
#1989 [11:27] <Timmany> yea
#1990 [11:28] <Wug> Sysem: people have been having issues with moneybookers lately, it might be related
#1991 [11:28] <Wug> Timmany: go to your profile page
#1992 [11:28] <Timmany> but cant play it tells me to purchase but i alrdy did
#1993 [11:28] <Timmany> n?
#1994 [11:28] <Wug> :profile
#1995 [11:28] <WugBot> profile: Minecraft Account Profile Page: http://www.minecraft.net/profile
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#1997 [11:28] <Timmany> n then?
#1998 [11:29] <Sysem> Wug: Meaning I have to wait the 21 days they say to see if my money is in fact refunded?
#1999 [11:29] <Wug> Sysem: I'm not sure what the situation with MB is
#2000 [11:29] <Sysem> Hmm...
#2001 [11:29] <Wug> if you need further information I'd contact your customer support
#2002 [11:29] <Wug> their*
#2003 [11:30] <Sysem> Money Bookers?
#2004 [11:30] <Wug> yeah
#2005 [11:30] <Timmany> wut do i do now?
#2006 [11:30] <{unimatrix}> meow meow
#2007 [11:31] <Wug> Timmany: sometimes it takes a while for premium status to take effect, try waiting a few hours
#2008 [11:31] <Timmany> i hv wait for entire day...
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#2010 [11:32] <Timmany> Dear FUPANG WANG,
#2011 [11:32] <Sysem> We live in an automated support world these days. is it so hard to ask to SPEAK to someone? MB wants me to log in to view their support center. Seeing as I dont have an account, this is a little hard...
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#2013 [11:32] <Sysem> guess time to sign up for an account i dont want
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#2015 [11:32] <MineOre> lol
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#2017 [11:32] <Timmany> Dear FUPANG WANG, TRANSACTION CONFIRMATION You have successfully made a payment to Mojang AB using your credit/debit card (MASTERCARD, 5xxxxxxxxxxx5903) on 20 Dec 2011. The amount of EUR 19.95 has successfully been debited from your credit/debit card. This charge will appear on your card statement as a debit by: MB*Minecraft Sincerest regards, Skrill (Moneybookers)
#2018 [11:32] <xChronicxx> My minecraft isnt downloading the update. and my .minecraft folder has nothing in it?
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#2020 [11:32] <Wug> Sysem: theres an email address you can send to
#2021 [11:33] <Sysem> Didnt see it? only merchant email addresses and a security one?
#2022 [11:33] <Wug> ;search support@
#2023 [11:33] <WugBot> Matches for "support@": opms
#2024 [11:33] <Sysem> wait...
#2025 [11:33] <Wug> ;search @
#2026 [11:33] <WugBot> Matches for "@": mb/support opms
#2027 [11:33] <Wug> :mb/support
#2028 [11:33] <WugBot> mb/support: If you paid with a credit card (via moneybookers) and money has cleared your account but your account status has not been updated, you may need to contact MoneyBookers support.
#2029 [11:33] <WugBot> mb/support: MoneyBookers support can be reached at us-service@moneybookers.com (Make sure to include as much information as possible)
#2030 [11:34] <Sysem> awesome, thanks
#2031 [11:34] <Timmany> i should do dis as well?
#2032 [11:34] <Wug> Timmany: it might help, but if you got a confirmation email from mojang then it probably isnt necessary
#2033 [11:35] <xChronicxx> i bought minecraft in the alhpa a while ago
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#2035 [11:35] <Timmany> my mistake i got it frm MB
#2036 [11:35] <Timmany> sorry
#2037 [11:35] <Wug> yeah, email them then
#2038 [11:35] <Timmany> k
#2039 [11:35] <wazoung> hello everyone
#2040 [11:35] <wazoung> I've got a problem : I can't connect to minecraft with the launcher it tells me "can't connect to minecraft.net". anyone can help me ?
#2041 [11:36] <Wug> xChronicxx: try force updating?
#2042 [11:36] <xChronicxx> how?
#2043 [11:36] <Wug> wazoung: did you update to java 7?
#2044 [11:36] <wazoung> i cant't connect so i can't download the game :s
#2045 [11:36] <Wug> :fu
#2046 [11:36] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2047 [11:36] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2048 [11:36] <wazoung> yes i have java 7
#2049 [11:37] <wazoung> i can't login
#2050 [11:37] <Wug> wazoung: uninstall it and reinstall java 6
#2051 [11:37] <Wug> :j
#2052 [11:37] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2053 [11:37] <wazoung> my .minecraft folder is empty
#2054 [11:37] <xChronicxx> it still says downloading packages
#2055 [11:37] <xChronicxx> and doesn't move
#2056 [11:37] <wazoung> i tried this mornig with java 6 => same problem
#2057 [11:37] <Wug> xChronicxx: try disabling your antivirus programs
#2058 [11:37] <wazoung> i tried and still don't want to connect
#2059 [11:38] <Wug> use java 6, java 7 fails to connect
#2060 [11:38] <Wug> try disabling your firewalls
#2061 [11:38] <xChronicxx> still nothing
#2062 [11:38] <wazoung> ok i'm going to install java 6 to see
#2063 [11:38] <Wug> xChronicxx: does it stick at a percentage?
#2064 [11:38] <Wug> like 18% or something
#2065 [11:38] <xChronicxx> doesnt even show a percentage
#2066 [11:38] <Wug> do you have other antivirus programs? avg maybe?
#2067 [11:38] <wazoung> where ?
#2068 [11:39] <xChronicxx> nope
#2069 [11:39] <wazoung> i have only avast
#2070 [11:39] <xChronicxx> only avast
#2071 [11:39] <Wug> wazoung: add and remove programs in the control panel
#2072 [11:39] <Wug> avast might interfere, disable it
#2073 [11:39] <xChronicxx> i did
#2074 [11:39] <Wug> one at a time
#2075 [11:39] <wazoung> disable totally ?
#2076 [11:39] <Wug> wazoung: sure, why not
#2077 [11:40] <xChronicxx> theres nothing in my .minecraft folder
#2078 [11:40] <Wug> make sure you remember to turn it back on later
#2079 [11:40] <xChronicxx> just bin and lastlogin
#2080 [11:40] <Wug> xChronicxx: do you have java 7?
#2081 [11:40] <xChronicxx> yeah i think so
#2082 [11:40] <wazoung> ok thank you i'm gona try this
#2083 [11:40] <Wug> that usually causes problems before this
#2084 [11:41] <wazoung> thank you for your help
#2085 [11:41] <Wug> wazoung: stick around in case it doesnt work
#2086 [11:41] <wazoung> ok
#2087 [11:41] <Wug> xChronicxx: when was the last time you updated
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#2089 [11:42] <xChronicxx> i have update 30
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#2091 [11:42] <xChronicxx> java 6 update 30
#2092 [11:42] <Wug> xChronicxx: when was the last time you updated minecrat
#2093 [11:42] <Wug> ft*
#2094 [11:42] <xChronicxx> idk havent played in a while
#2095 [11:42] <xChronicxx> theres nothing in my .minecraft folder..
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#2099 [11:43] <Wug> xChronicxx: has it ever worked on that computer
#2100 [11:43] <xChronicxx> yeah
#2101 [11:43] <xChronicxx> worked like 2 weeksa go
#2102 [11:43] <Wug> did you have to ask us for help to get it to update last time
#2103 [11:43] <Timmany> yea i email them now... hope the money dont go vanish....
#2104 [11:43] <xChronicxx> nope
#2105 [11:44] <Wug> xChronicxx: try this:
#2106 [11:44] <Wug> :ts/launcher
#2107 [11:44] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#2108 [11:44] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2109 [11:44] <xChronicxx> downloading packages...
#2110 [11:45] <Wug> still stuck there?
#2111 [11:45] <xChronicxx> yup
#2112 [11:45] <Wug> you
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#2114 [11:46] <Wug> have you run an antimalware scan lately
#2115 [11:46] <xChronicxx> yup
#2116 [11:46] <xChronicxx> avast is always on
#2117 [11:46] <Wug> you tried disabling it already
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#2119 [11:46] <xChronicxx> yes
#2120 [11:46] <Wug> is the windows firewall on
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#2123 [11:47] <xChronicxx> yeah
#2124 [11:47] <xChronicxx> no*
#2125 [11:47] <xChronicxx> not anymore
#2126 [11:48] <Wug> try again now that its onn
#2127 [11:48] <Wug> off*
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#2129 [11:48] <xChronicxx> still stuck
#2130 [11:49] <Wug> ok, you tried using the launcher you downloaded from me? it saves a log file
#2131 [11:49] <Wug> open %appdata%\.minecraft\minecraft.log
#2132 [11:49] <Wug> copy the contents to pastebin
#2133 [11:51] <xChronicxx> http://pastebin.com/MJ4yisFv
#2134 [11:51] <Wug> ok, well that isnt helpful
#2135 [11:52] <Wug> can you login to minecraft.net and try playing from in browser?
#2136 [11:52] <Wug> you're quite sure you dont have any other security software?
#2137 [11:52] <xChronicxx> yes
#2138 [11:52] <xChronicxx> im positive
#2139 [11:52] <Wug> have you ever had norton
#2140 [11:52] <xChronicxx> no
#2141 [11:52] <xChronicxx> it says new update available
#2142 [11:52] <xChronicxx> yes or not now?
#2143 [11:52] <Wug> yes
#2144 [11:53] <xChronicxx> downloading packages...
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#2146 [11:53] <Wug> stuck there again? bleh
#2147 [11:53] <xChronicxx> yup
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#2149 [11:54] <Wug> :tv
#2150 [11:54] <WugBot> tv: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2151 [11:54] <WugBot> tv: Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#2152 [11:54] <xChronicxx> i have it
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#2157 [12:01] <Jmahnh2o> Anybody want to Co-op with me on Survival Island? If so, please start up the server. But can anyone at least tell me how to start up the Free MineCraft Server?
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#2159 [12:02] <Jmahnh2o> Anybody want to Co-op with me on Survival Island? If so, please start up the server. But can anyone at least tell me how to start up the Free MineCraft Server?
#2160 [12:02] <Jmahnh2o> Please? Anyone?
#2161 [12:03] <Jmahnh2o> Nobody?
#2162 [12:03] <Wug> this is not a channel for soliciting or advertising
#2163 [12:03] <Wug> try #smp
#2164 [12:03] <xChronicxx> thanks wug :)
#2165 [12:03] <Wug> np
#2166 [12:04] <Jmahnh2o> I am asking for help. I need to know how to start a server, or if they want, we can play survival island on theirs.
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#2168 [12:04] <Jmahnh2o> The Help Website is too complicated...
#2169 [12:05] <Wug> do you have the server software?
#2170 [12:05] <Jmahnh2o> I seriously need to know how to make a server with that download on the Minecraft.net page...
#2171 [12:05] <Jmahnh2o> Yeah
#2172 [12:05] <Wug> ok, have you run it?
#2173 [12:05] <Jmahnh2o> Let me go do so.
#2174 [12:05] <Wug> thats all you have to do to run the server is run the software
#2175 [12:05] <Boreeas> >.>
#2176 [12:05] <Jmahnh2o> I think I gotta re-download it...
#2177 [12:05] <Wug> !server
#2178 [12:05] <Boreeas> <.<
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#2180 [12:05] <Boreeas> !flip Jmahnh2o
#2181 [12:06] <Boreeas> Oh, no crow in here
#2182 [12:06] <Wug> ;y Boreeas flip people
#2183 [12:06] <WugBot> Boreeas y u flip people ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#2184 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> What?
#2185 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> Flip People?
#2186 [12:06] <Wug> dont worry about it
#2187 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> But Wug, It won't let people in...
#2188 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> Something about a closed thingy
#2189 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> I mean, I can get in
#2190 [12:06] <Wug> ;check Jmahnh2o
#2191 [12:06] <Boreeas> ;y Wug want to know
#2192 [12:06] <WugBot> Wug y u want to know ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
#2193 [12:06] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 99-25-89-105.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net:25565 (Timed out)
#2194 [12:06] <Wug> you need to forward your ports then
#2195 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> It won't let anyone else get in though...
#2196 [12:06] <Jmahnh2o> Yeah! Port fowarding, that is it.
#2197 [12:07] <Jmahnh2o> I don't get how to do that.
#2198 [12:07] <Wug> open your router's configuration page
#2199 [12:07] <Boreeas> http://portforward.com
#2200 [12:07] <Wug> ^ look at this
#2201 [12:07] <Jmahnh2o> Kay, Thanks guys!
#2202 [12:07] <Wug> it has detailed instructions on port forwarding pretty much every kind of router
#2203 [12:07] <Jmahnh2o> I am gonna stay in thte IRC, Just in-case it doesn't work...
#2204 [12:07] <Wug> ok
#2205 [12:08] <Boreeas> Though the site looks like a scam
#2206 [12:09] <Wug> portforward.com is covered with ads
#2207 [12:09] <Wug> plastered with them even
#2208 [12:09] <Wug> but it does work
#2209 [12:09] <Boreeas> heh
#2210 [12:09] <Boreeas> adblock ftw
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#2212 [12:10] <Jmahnh2o> I know, I am at my router, I am checking it out right now.
#2213 [12:10] <wazoung> just a little question : if is use to have the cracked version of minecraft can it be a reason to have problems to connect to the official server ?
#2214 [12:11] <elmosworld> everything disappeared even computer placed blocks i can still step on them but they are invisible
#2215 [12:11] <Wug> wazoung: have you paid for minecraft
#2216 [12:11] <wazoung> yes konw i've paid
#2217 [12:11] <wazoung> *now
#2218 [12:11] <Jmahnh2o> Yeah
#2219 [12:11] <Wug> I know why you cant connect
#2220 [12:12] <Wug> I should just let you figure it out yourself
#2221 [12:12] <Wug> punishment for pirating it
#2222 [12:12] <Jmahnh2o> Lol
#2223 [12:12] <elmosworld> all of it is invisible
#2224 [12:12] <Wug> elmosworld: single player?
#2225 [12:12] <Jmahnh2o> Guys, How would I figure out what kind of computer I have, it is giving me a question about that for Static IP...
#2226 [12:12] <elmosworld> yes all of it is invisible
#2227 [12:12] <wazoung> i tried the cracked version because the official didn't work :s
#2228 [12:13] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: I think it just means do you have a mac or a pc
#2229 [12:13] <Wug> :win/hosts
#2230 [12:13] <Wug> :hosts
#2231 [12:13] <Jmahnh2o> Setup a Static IP address on Windows 7 Setup a Static IP address on Mac OS X v10.4 Setup a Static IP address on Windows Vista Setup a Static IP address on Windows XP Setup a Static IP address on Windows ME Setup a Static IP address on Windows 2k or 2000 Setup a Static IP address on Windows 98 Setup a Static IP address on the PS3 Setup a Static IP address on the Xbox 360 Setup a Static IP address on the Wii
#2232 [12:13] <Jmahnh2o> That is what it says..
#2233 [12:13] <Wug> ;search hosts
#2234 [12:13] <WugBot> Matches for "hosts": No results
#2235 [12:14] <Jmahnh2o> I don't know if I have Windows 7, Vista, XP, Windows ME, or Windows 2k...
#2236 [12:14] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: it wants to know your operating system. hit win+pause
#2237 [12:14] <Wug> it will bring up the system properties
#2238 [12:14] <Jmahnh2o> Win+Pause?
#2239 [12:14] <elmosworld> everything is invisible :(
#2240 [12:14] <Wug> wazoung: open a new tab
#2241 [12:15] <Jmahnh2o> Kay
#2242 [12:15] <Wug> elmosworld: hang on a sec
#2243 [12:15] <wazoung> done
#2244 [12:16] <Wug> wazoung: go to https://login.minecraft.net/?user=doop&password=doop&version=13
#2245 [12:16] <Wug> tell me what you get
#2246 [12:16] <Jmahnh2o> Wug?
#2247 [12:16] <wazoung> 1321653290000:deprecated:PreG_AI:5585713436910388202
#2248 [12:16] <Jmahnh2o> What is Win+Pause?
#2249 [12:16] <wazoung> smiley means : P
#2250 [12:17] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: pause is one of those weird keys you never use
#2251 [12:17] <Jmahnh2o> Oh, I see it.
#2252 [12:17] <Jmahnh2o> Top right of my keyboard... XD
#2253 [12:17] <Jmahnh2o> What is Win?
#2254 [12:18] <wazoung> ( win is opposite to loose )
#2255 [12:18] <Jmahnh2o> -.-
#2256 [12:18] <Wug> :win/hosts
#2257 [12:18] <WugBot> win/hosts: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2258 [12:18] <WugBot> win/hosts: Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#2259 [12:18] <wazoung> windows
#2260 [12:18] <Wug> wazoung: do that
#2261 [12:19] <Jmahnh2o> # Copyright (c) 1993-2006 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one # space. # # Additionally,
#2262 [12:20] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: 1) follow instructions 2) follow instructions directed at you
#2263 [12:20] <Wug> not other people
#2264 [12:20] <wazoung> # Copyright (c) 1993-2009 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name s
#2265 [12:20] <Jmahnh2o> -.-?
#2266 [12:20] <Wug> wazoung: use pastebin, like the bot said
#2267 [12:20] <Jmahnh2o> What?
#2268 [12:20] <Jmahnh2o>
#2269 [12:20] <Jmahnh2o>
#2270 [12:20] <Jmahnh2o>
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#2272 [12:20] <wazoung> sorry what is pastebin ?
#2273 [12:20] <Wug> :pastebin > wazoung
#2274 [12:20] <WugBot> wazoung: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#2275 [12:21] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: the instruction was for someone else
#2276 [12:21] <Jmahnh2o> What the heck? My keyboard got stuck...
#2277 [12:21] <Jmahnh2o> Oh
#2278 [12:21] <Jmahnh2o> So what should I do?
#2279 [12:21] <Jmahnh2o> Like
#2280 [12:21] <Wug> what os are you on
#2281 [12:21] <wazoung> http://pastebin.com/JHuZu7wz
#2282 [12:21] <Wug> you hit win+pause right?
#2283 [12:21] <Jmahnh2o> I dunno what Win is though...
#2284 [12:22] <Wug> :win/kay
#2285 [12:22] <Jmahnh2o> OH WINDOW....
#2286 [12:22] <Wug> :win/key
#2287 [12:22] <WugBot> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2288 [12:22] <Wug> derp
#2289 [12:22] <Wug> TheNoodle: DasNoodel
#2290 [12:22] <Jmahnh2o> Thanks, Vista FTW
#2291 [12:23] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: ok, follow the instructions for setting a static ip for windows vista
#2292 [12:23] <Jmahnh2o> Kay
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#2294 [12:23] <Wug> wazoung: redownload the launcher
#2295 [12:23] <TheNoodle> Wug, pretty sure that would be the wrong gender, at least I think so :/
#2296 [12:23] <Wug> :client
#2297 [12:23] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#2298 [12:23] <elmosworld> assssss
#2299 [12:23] <elmosworld> ssasaa
#2300 [12:23] <Wug> TheNoodle: who cares
#2301 [12:23] <Wug> :dx
#2302 [12:23] <WugBot> dx: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2303 [12:23] <WugBot> dx: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2304 [12:23] <Wug> elmosworld: ^
#2305 [12:24] <TheNoodle> Then don't correct me :P
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#2307 [12:24] <wazoung> still don't want to connect to minecraft.net
#2308 [12:24] <elmosworld> sorry my my friend typed that
#2309 [12:25] <elmosworld> and my my my friend is annoyi n5y7uv7ik,,yu
#2310 [12:25] <Wug> elmosworld: punch him in the face
#2311 [12:25] <Wug> I do the same thing when people are typing
#2312 [12:25] <Wug> I'm a huge pest
#2313 [12:26] <elmosworld> nevv DV ASC0ASEP'\
#2314 [12:26] <elmosworld> 6UJ9F7
#2315 [12:26] <Wug> lol
#2316 [12:26] <wazoung> epic fight
#2317 [12:26] <elmosworld> 0L=O'\0-pbm;,['
#2318 [12:26] <elmosworld> ol9y6mo
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#2320 [12:27] <elmosworld> g%yh|HE WONT STOPDRTF8
#2321 [12:27] <Wug> stick your finger in his nose
#2322 [12:27] <elmosworld> dk, al.THN L./
#2323 [12:27] <elmosworld> \]
#2324 [12:27] <elmosworld> E4
#2325 [12:28] <Wug> pm me when hes done
#2326 [12:28] <Wug> actually, just tell me
#2327 [12:28] <elmosworld> i think jm
#2328 [12:28] <elmosworld> e'rtv
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#2330 [12:28] <elmosworld> i think he is do2js3rtji9p;./'/
#2331 [12:29] <elmosworld> now he is done i think
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#2333 [12:29] <Wug> kick him in the shins >:D
#2334 [12:29] <elmosworld> i did
#2335 [12:29] <Wug> lol
#2336 [12:30] <elmosworld> fuuy, ev cscbwd
#2337 [12:30] <MineOre> hi
#2338 [12:30] <Wug> MineOre: hello
#2339 [12:30] <Wug> elmosworld: you might want to try again later
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#2341 [12:30] <MineOre> Tales of Kingdoms is awsome!
#2342 [12:30] <elmosworld> =everything is invisible
#2343 [12:30] <Wug> :dx
#2344 [12:30] <WugBot> dx: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2345 [12:30] <WugBot> dx: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2346 [12:30] <Wug> elmosworld: ^
#2347 [12:31] <elmosworld> sorry i need to leave ill come back later
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#2349 [12:35] <krebbit> hi what is the java version for minecraft
#2350 [12:35] <krebbit> ??
#2351 [12:35] <TrueWolves> Minecraft only comes in a java version.
#2352 [12:36] <krebbit> are you german??
#2353 [12:36] <TheNoodle> krebbit, use 1.6_29
#2354 [12:36] <krebbit> my english is nt so good
#2355 [12:36] <krebbit> ok thx
#2356 [12:37] <krebbit> have you an link i cant find this :(
#2357 [12:38] <TheNoodle> :j
#2358 [12:38] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2359 [12:40] <Wug> TheNoodle: current version is 6_30
#2360 [12:40] <Wug> typically, unless it is broken somehow, reinstall isnt necessary if they're after like ... 6_25
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#2362 [12:42] <Jackson413> how to i change the email tethered to my account
#2363 [12:43] <frogonia> Can you help me? I just opened minecraft for the first time and it says "an error has occurred while loading the applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue, Fatal error occurred (4): unable to get input stream" what do I do to start playing?
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#2365 [12:44] <pinodk> anyone else haveing problem when you try loging on servers
#2366 [12:44] <pinodk> ?
#2367 [12:45] <frogonia> Can you help me? I just opened minecraft for the first time and it says "an error has occurred while loading the applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue, Fatal error occurred (4): unable to get input stream" what do I do to start playing?
#2368 [12:45] <frogonia> Can you help me? I just opened minecraft for the first time and it says "an error has occurred while loading the applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue, Fatal error occurred (4): unable to get input stream" what do I do to start playing?
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#2370 [12:45] <Wug> Jackson413: you cant, its not mutable. why do you need to change it?
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#2372 [12:46] <Wug> pinodk: is it one specific server or all of them?
#2373 [12:46] <sprocket> its for single player, not the premium version.
#2374 [12:47] <pinodk> a server i rent from fragnet.. vanilla server with buildcraft indutrielcraft and minefatory
#2375 [12:47] <sprocket> no matter how many times I reload it, it keeps saying that.
#2376 [12:47] <Wug> sprocket: there is no difference, the current version of minecraft is not free
#2377 [12:47] <Wug> single player or multiplayer.
#2378 [12:47] <sprocket> single player.
#2379 [12:48] <TheNoodle> -_-
#2380 [12:48] <Wug> sprocket: you misread
#2381 [12:48] <Wug> only minecraft classic is free
#2382 [12:48] <Wug> the current version of minecraft, single player and multiplayer, is not.
#2383 [12:48] <sprocket> yes, I know. I am trying to play minecraft classic.
#2384 [12:48] <WugBot> sprocket: (firewall) Minecraft cannot download files or login if it is being blocked by a firewall. Try disabling your firewalls and logging in again.
#2385 [12:48] <sprocket> ok.
#2386 [12:49] <sprocket> thanks.
#2387 [12:49] <Wug> lol uhh
#2388 [12:49] <Wug> ... its funny because thats probably the right answer
#2389 [12:49] <Wug> ;af-removestring firewall yes, I know. I am trying to play minecraft classic.
#2390 [12:49] <WugBot> "yes, i know. i am trying to play minecraft classic." removed from entry for "firewall".
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#2392 [12:51] <MineOre> When i update Minecraft the download speed is about 3KB/s when i have a 1MB/s conection. Is there away to fix this?
#2393 [12:51] <pinodk> when i try to log on my server with mobs i crash. but without its fine?
#2394 [12:52] <Wug> MineOre: uhh
#2395 [12:53] <MineOre> ?
#2396 [12:53] <Wug> do a speedtest and make sure your internet is actually as fast as they say it is?
#2397 [12:53] <MineOre> ok
#2398 [12:53] <Wug> pinodk: you mean if you enable mobs on the server from server.properties, your client crashes?
#2399 [12:53] <pinodk> yes
#2400 [12:53] <MineOre> ok done
#2401 [12:54] <pinodk> wug: i dont know why :/
#2402 [12:54] <Wug> pinodk: do you have mods installed?
#2403 [12:54] <MineOre> 997KB/s
#2404 [12:54] <Wug> MineOre: kb or kB
#2405 [12:54] <pinodk> wug: vanilla server with buildcraft indutrielcraft and minefatory
#2406 [12:54] <Wug> there is a significant differenct
#2407 [12:54] <MineOre> same difference
#2408 [12:55] <Wug> pinodk: can you try without mods
#2409 [12:55] <Wug> MineOre: oh, but its not
#2410 [12:55] <MineOre> 0.997MB/s
#2411 [12:55] <Wug> one is 8x faster than the other
#2412 [12:57] <MineOre> Wug?
#2413 [12:57] <Wug> is that exactly what the speedtest says?
#2414 [12:58] <Wug> because if it is, its actually measured in megabits, not megabytes
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#2416 [12:58] <Wug> which is actually 128kB/s
#2417 [12:59] <MineOre> 3kb/s slower than 1MB/s
#2418 [13:00] <MineOre> test?
#2419 [13:00] <Kealper> speedtest.net measures in mbit/s, not mbyte/s
#2420 [13:01] <Kealper> so the correct thing (unless you are converting those numbers yourself with a calculator) would be 0.997mb/s, not 0.997MB/s
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#2422 [13:01] <MineOre> i think so
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#2424 [13:06] <pinodk> Wug: no its the same
#2425 [13:06] <pinodk> Wug: just black screen
#2426 [13:07] <MineOre> sigh
#2427 [13:08] <pinodk> Wug: i reinstalled the server and still black screen
#2428 [13:08] <pinodk> Wug: you wanna try?
#2429 [13:09] <pr0lucker> hi, i want to buy minecraft, but paypal gives me an error. is there a problem or is it just me?
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#2432 [13:10] <schleichwerbung> hi
#2433 [13:10] <pinodk> Wug: 2011-12-20 19:06:18 [INFO] pinodk lost connection: disconnect.genericReason
#2434 [13:10] <schleichwerbung> how can i change my email-address
#2435 [13:10] <Wug> pinodk: this is only with mods installed?
#2436 [13:10] <Wug> derp
#2437 [13:10] <Wug> only with mobs enabled?*
#2438 [13:10] <Wug> my brain likes to mangle sentences sometimes
#2439 [13:10] <Wug> schleichwerbung: you cannot. why do you need to change it
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#2441 [13:11] <pinodk> Wug: no mods. only mobs. :)
#2442 [13:11] <Serveradmin_> Can anyone help with setting up a server?
#2443 [13:11] <schleichwerbung> hi
#2444 [13:11] <Serveradmin_> im lost
#2445 [13:11] <schleichwerbung> could some1 help me to change my email pls?
#2446 [13:11] <Wug> pinodk: thats really ... weird
#2447 [13:11] <MineOre> impossible
#2448 [13:11] <Kealper> schleichwerbung: you can't, atleast not yet
#2449 [13:11] <Wug> you dont have any client mods either?
#2450 [13:11] <Serveradmin_> i need help setting up the server
#2451 [13:12] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: what part are you getting stuck on?
#2452 [13:12] <schleichwerbung> kealper, but the support can do it, can't they?
#2453 [13:12] <Serveradmin_> well the port forwarding
#2454 [13:12] <pinodk> Wug: ups.. ^^
#2455 [13:12] <Wug> Kealper: I'm testing adbot, can you cover things for a minute
#2456 [13:12] <Kealper> schleichwerbung: at the moment changing the email will break things, they are working to fix that, and you will eventually be able to do all that stuff
#2457 [13:13] <Kealper> Wug: sure i guess
#2458 [13:13] <MineOre> bye!
#2459 [13:13] <Serveradmin_> i know my IP and changed my router settings on the page but i still cant figure it out
#2460 [13:13] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: check out http://portforward.com
#2461 [13:13] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: check out http://portforward.com
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#2463 [13:13] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: oh, you've got the forwarding set up?
#2464 [13:13] <Serveradmin_> yes
#2465 [13:14] <Serveradmin_> no problem port forwarding but it wont work
#2466 [13:14] <pinodk> Wug: same thing
#2467 [13:14] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: hmm... are you running the server program on the same computer you are playing the game on?
#2468 [13:14] <Serveradmin_> yes
#2469 [13:14] <Serveradmin_> but i have access to alot more computers
#2470 [13:14] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: try connecting to 127.0.0.1 and seeing if it will let you on
#2471 [13:14] <Serveradmin_> i test it on my laptop and run the server on my desktop
#2472 [13:15] <Kealper> pinodk: what's your issue? you get disconnected for "genericReason" when connecting to a server?
#2473 [13:15] <Wug> pinodk: ask kealper for help, I'm out of chan for a minute
#2474 [13:15] <Serveradmin_> no it says cant reach server (i have firewall turned off)
#2475 [13:15] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: hmm... what about antivirus software, do you have that installed?
#2476 [13:16] <pinodk> Kealper: yes
#2477 [13:16] <Serveradmin_> i do but i made an exepeption for minecraft
#2478 [13:16] <Kealper> pinodk: does it happen on every server? or just the one?
#2479 [13:16] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: try completely disabling it for a few minutes
#2480 [13:16] <Serveradmin_> ok
#2481 [13:16] <Serveradmin_> brb
#2482 [13:17] <Serveradmin_> Okay got that done
#2483 [13:17] <pinodk> Kealper: i rentet it from fragnet and they say that the problem is at mojang
#2484 [13:17] <Serveradmin_> it still wont work (it says can not bind port)
#2485 [13:18] <Serveradmin_> thats what it says on the server can not bind port
#2486 [13:18] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: oh? did you change server.properties?
#2487 [13:18] <Serveradmin_> yes
#2488 [13:18] <Serveradmin_> why?
#2489 [13:18] <Kealper> pinodk: hmm... just for testing, see if you can get on the server mc.minecraftirc.net
#2490 [13:18] * mib_8wj6fe [mib_8wj6fe@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2491 [13:18] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: did you change a line called server-ip?
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#2493 [13:19] <pinodk> Kealper: yes
#2494 [13:19] <Serveradmin_> yes i changed the server IP to my public IP
#2495 [13:19] <mib_8wj6fe> every time i try to play classic it says an error occured please notifty support
#2496 [13:19] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: unchange that, make it blank.. it will probably work again
#2497 [13:20] <Kealper> mib_8wj6fe: what kind of error?
#2498 [13:20] <Serveradmin_> ok
#2499 [13:20] <mib_8wj6fe> it said
#2500 [13:20] <Kealper> pinodk: can anyone connect to your server?
#2501 [13:20] <mib_8wj6fe> applet error
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#2503 [13:20] <pinodk> Kealper: 46.253.203.229:29765
#2504 [13:20] <mib_8wj6fe> ya im on it right now
#2505 [13:20] <Serveradmin_> ok here is what it says now that i did that [INFO] Starting minecraft server version 1.0.0
#2506 [13:20] <Wug> ;check 46.253.203.229:29765
#2507 [13:20] <WugBot> 46.253.203.229:29765 seems to host a minecraft server: Pino's Test Server. (0/10)
#2508 [13:21] <Wug> doesnt seem to be a network issue
#2509 [13:21] <Serveradmin_> it did not say can not bind port but now the ip is *:25565
#2510 [13:21] <mib_8wj6fe> is there a download for the original game?
#2511 [13:21] <mib_8wj6fe> that is legal?
#2512 [13:21] <pinodk> Kealper: but its only when there is mobs on
#2513 [13:21] <Kealper> oh that's weird
#2514 [13:22] <Serveradmin_> Kealper: it seem to be working but the ip is stated as *:25565
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#2516 [13:22] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: that is correct, * means all addresses your computer has
#2517 [13:22] <mib_8wj6fe> can you download the paid version?
#2518 [13:22] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: can peopel connect?
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#2520 [13:22] <mib_8wj6fe> ppl can connct to this server yes
#2521 [13:22] <Serveradmin_> Kealper: how would i test that?
#2522 [13:22] <Kealper> pinodk: seems to work fine for me :/
#2523 [13:23] <Kealper> ;check Serveradmin_
#2524 [13:23] <WugBot> adsl-072-148-046-065.sip.rmo.bellsouth.net:25565 is accepting connections.
#2525 [13:23] <mib_8wj6fe> says applet is messed up :._.
#2526 [13:23] <Kealper> mib_8wj6fe: try clearing your browser's cache
#2527 [13:23] <mib_8wj6fe> k
#2528 [13:23] <Serveradmin_> :Kealper is the server IP my public IP?
#2529 [13:23] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: yes
#2530 [13:23] <needs_help> When I join a game, on my friend's server, I just fall for a minute then I finally spawn on a ~10x10 square. The world eventually loads but then it is really laggy. Any solutions?
#2531 [13:23] <Serveradmin_> ok
#2532 [13:23] <pinodk> Kealper: i have tryed with 5 computers and non wors for me
#2533 [13:24] <Serveradmin_> Kealper: hey just to test can you try and get on?
#2534 [13:24] <Wug> pinodk: try connecting to the local address
#2535 [13:24] <Wug> use localhost or your internal ip
#2536 [13:24] <Kealper> Wug: it's hosted out of a datacenter
#2537 [13:24] <pinodk> cant. its a rentet server
#2538 [13:24] <Wug> oh
#2539 [13:24] <Wug> well
#2540 [13:24] <Kealper> pinodk: it sounds like something might be wrong with your network :/
#2541 [13:24] <Wug> any errors in the server log?
#2542 [13:24] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: what's the ip?
#2543 [13:25] <pinodk> pinodk lost connection: disconnect.genericReason
#2544 [13:25] <Serveradmin_> Kealper when i try to connect to the server it says unknown host
#2545 [13:25] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: what are you entering for the server address?
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#2547 [13:25] <Serveradmin_> my public IP
#2548 [13:25] <iwasheresecago> stiil error
#2549 [13:25] <Wug> Serveradmin_: which you think is...
#2550 [13:25] <Wug> what
#2551 [13:26] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: what exactly are you entering?
#2552 [13:26] <Serveradmin_> 72.148.46.65:25565
#2553 [13:26] <Wug> ;ip Serveradmin_
#2554 [13:26] <WugBot> IP address of Serveradmin_ is: 72.148.46.65
#2555 [13:26] <Serveradmin_> minus the :25565
#2556 [13:26] <DopeGhoti> !check 72.148.46.65
#2557 [13:26] <needs_help> When I join a game, on my friend's server, I just fall for a minute then I finally spawn on a ~10x10 square. The world eventually loads but then it is really laggy. Any solutions?
#2558 [13:26] <Serveradmin_> Yes
#2559 [13:26] <Kealper> Serveradmin_: is the server program running?
#2560 [13:26] <DopeGhoti> you need to get your port forwarding set up properly.
#2561 [13:26] <iwasheresecago> I STILL GET ERROR MESSAGES!
#2562 [13:26] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: either you or the server is on a slow network connection.
#2563 [13:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> iwasheresecago dont/shout
#2564 [13:27] <VoxelHead> iwasheresecago: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#2565 [13:27] <iwasheresecago> k srry
#2566 [13:27] <pinodk> Kealper: pinodk lost connection: disconnect.genericReason
#2567 [13:27] <Serveradmin_> the server program is running
#2568 [13:27] <iwasheresecago> lol
#2569 [13:27] <Serveradmin_> im using the regular thing notch made
#2570 [13:27] <iwasheresecago> is there a download for the originalthat is legal?
#2571 [13:28] <Kealper> pinodk: i'm not sure then, but it sounds like something is wrong with either your ISP or your router, rather than your computer :?
#2572 [13:28] <Kealper> :/*
#2573 [13:28] <needs_help> Well, my internet connection is quite fast, and I the server is rented.
#2574 [13:28] <clarjon1> iwasheresecago: on the launcher, click the Options button, and then click the Force Update button, then log in.
#2575 [13:28] <Serveradmin_> Why wont it work?!?!?
#2576 [13:28] <iwasheresecago> is there a legal download for the original?
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#2578 [13:28] <pinodk> Kealper: no becuse i cant log on from work ether
#2579 [13:28] <clarjon1> iwasheresecago: you mean the "Classic" version?
#2580 [13:28] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: Port forwarding.
#2581 [13:28] <iwasheresecago> yes
#2582 [13:29] <Kealper> pinodk: oh that's interesting...
#2583 [13:29] <clarjon1> iwasheresecago: It was never released as a downloadable version -- in-browser only.
#2584 [13:29] <iwasheresecago> hmm
#2585 [13:29] <iwasheresecago> ty anyway
#2586 [13:29] <Serveradmin_> DopeGhoti_: rly? how do i fix it? i used protforwardig.com to figure out how
#2587 [13:29] <Kealper> pinodk: does your house and your work use the same ISP?
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#2589 [13:29] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: Well, my internet connection is quite fast, and I the server is rented.
#2590 [13:30] <pinodk> Kealper: no
#2591 [13:30] <mismag990> Please help me!!!!
#2592 [13:30] <WugBot> mismag990: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#2593 [13:30] <Serveradmin_> whats wrong with my port forwarding?
#2594 [13:30] <mismag990> I bought minecraft but it says user not premium when i try to log in!
#2595 [13:30] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: it's not set up properly, which is causing inbound requests for your IP to be refused.
#2596 [13:30] <DopeGhoti> mismag990: how long ago did you make your purchase?
#2597 [13:31] <Serveradmin_> How to a properly set it up?
#2598 [13:31] <mismag990> Tomorrow it is a week ago!
#2599 [13:31] <Wug> mismag990: and did you buy through moneybookers with a credit card?
#2600 [13:31] <Kealper> pinodk: i have absolutely no idea then, i'd suggest getting a different hosting provider, because some sort of wan networking equiptment for your area is annihilating your connection to that specific server your hosting provider is using :/
#2601 [13:31] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: that depends upon your network connection.
#2602 [13:31] <mismag990> Well i got a refund today but i bought it one more time
#2603 [13:32] <Serveradmin_> i use 2wre and i went to the page and set it up... but still
#2604 [13:32] <DopeGhoti> Serveradmin_: generally speaking, check your LAN And WAN IP, and log into your router, thence to forward connections on the MC TCP port to your LAN IP
#2605 [13:32] <pinodk> Kealper: i reinstalled the server and now its okay??
#2606 [13:32] <Serveradmin_> my problem is it says can not find the IP
#2607 [13:32] <mismag990> And now i didn't even get through the bank id check
#2608 [13:32] <Wug> Serveradmin_: you're connecting to a local server, right? try connecting to localhost
#2609 [13:32] <pinodk> Kealper: Wug: thanks for all you help
#2610 [13:32] <Serveradmin_> I GIVE UP!
#2611 [13:32] <Serveradmin_> Im using hamachi
#2612 [13:32] <Serveradmin_> >:(
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#2614 [13:32] <DopeGhoti> ?? fubar/hamachi
#2615 [13:32] <Kealper> pinodk: that is immensely odd, but glad it's fixed :P
#2616 [13:32] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2617 [13:32] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2618 [13:32] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
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#2620 [13:34] <mismag990> That downloadng bank id thing! I waited in 5 minutes there
#2621 [13:34] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: Well, my internet connection is quite fast, and the server is rented; so I don't think either of those is the problem. When I first got the game about a week ago, it was working perfectly. The lag appeared a few days ago and has been there ever since.
#2622 [13:34] <Serveradmin_> Hey any one want to help me test my hamachi i just setup?
#2623 [13:34] <DopeGhoti> No.
#2624 [13:34] <mib_o2wq4l> I have a G4 running Tiger 10.4.11 is there a way to make Minecraft less laggy?
#2625 [13:35] <Serveradmin_> G4 tiger????
#2626 [13:35] <DopeGhoti> mib_o2wq4l: honestly, no
#2627 [13:35] <Serveradmin_> Woa!
#2628 [13:35] <Serveradmin_> thats old school!
#2629 [13:35] <DopeGhoti> and I'm shocked it even runs on that hardware, so well done!
#2630 [13:35] <Serveradmin_> i didnt even think MC supported that'
#2631 [13:35] <Kealper> ^
#2632 [13:35] <DopeGhoti> Well, it's Java, so.
#2633 [13:35] <mib_o2wq4l> i was suprised at first too
#2634 [13:35] <mismag990> Please help!
#2635 [13:35] <WugBot> mismag990: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#2636 [13:36] <Kealper> mismag990 must have decided they didn't want help
#2637 [13:37] <needs_help> When I join a game, on my friend's server, I just fall for a minute then I finally spawn on a ~10x10 square. The world eventually loads but then it is really laggy. Any solutions?
#2638 [13:37] <needs_help> My internet connection is quite fast, and the server is rented; so I don't think either of those is the problem. When I first got the game about a week ago, it was working perfectly. The lag appeared a few days ago and has been there ever since.
#2639 [13:37] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: do you have the same problem on other servers?
#2640 [13:38] <needs_help> I haven't tried, only a small group of my friends play minecraft. So I only have access to one server.
#2641 [13:38] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: try on this server:
#2642 [13:38] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/server/specific
#2643 [13:38] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/servers/specific
#2644 [13:39] <VoxelHead> smp/servers/specific: Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#2645 [13:39] <needs_help> Do I just put that where I would normaly put the server address?
#2646 [13:40] <DopeGhoti> yep
#2647 [13:41] <needs_help> I says: Unknown host "?? smp/servers/specific"
#2648 [13:42] <needs_help> Oh I see, I have to join smp.shadow-craft.net
#2649 [13:43] <needs_help> same problem
#2650 [13:44] <needs_help> Also in my friends server, if I destroy/place a block it reappears/dissapears and that happens on that^ server aswell.
#2651 [13:45] <DopeGhoti> That's definitely network latency type issues
#2652 [13:45] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: go to speedtest.net and give us the results of your test please.
#2653 [13:46] <needs_help> one sec
#2654 [13:46] <Wug> DopeGhoti: TrueWolves doesnt have vox access
#2655 [13:46] <Wug> I know hes like barely ever on
#2656 [13:46] <Wug> but it seems to me that it would be sensible to set that up
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#2658 [13:46] <DopeGhoti> Wug: well, when he has time or inclination, he can contact me to get set up (:
#2659 [13:47] <needs_help> ping: 46ms dl speed: 11.85 mbps us: 1.06 mbps
#2660 [13:47] <Jmahnh2o> Hey again, Wug...
#2661 [13:47] <Jmahnh2o> Still trying to figure this dang thing out.
#2662 [13:48] <Jmahnh2o> Wug: Helloooo?
#2663 [13:48] <Wug> Jmahnh2o: can you ask someone else? I'm busy atm
#2664 [13:48] <Wug> I'm sure Kealper would be glad to help
#2665 [13:48] <Jmahnh2o> Keal?
#2666 [13:48] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: ping: 46ms dl speed: 11.85 mbps us: 1.06 mbps
#2667 [13:48] <DopeGhoti> That upstream is rather anemic
#2668 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> needs_help - Are you sure you're not just hitting spawn protection?
#2669 [13:49] <DopeGhoti> also, work is getting busy, so I'll have to actually so some work for now. :/
#2670 [13:49] <needs_help> What is that and how can I check if I am?
#2671 [13:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> needs_help smp/spawnzone
#2672 [13:49] <VoxelHead> needs_help: (smp/spawnzone) The spawn zone is, as a way to avoid griefing, protected from any changes by any users who are not administrators. Try moving away from the spawn area.
#2673 [13:49] <VoxelHead> needs_help: (smp/spawnzone) If you are the server admin, see smp/opyourself
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#2675 [13:49] <Jmahnh2o> Ugh, Wug, I need help, I'm at the part where it says that Some router's act as a proxy between the actual name servers and your computer. You will know when this is the case, because the Default Gateway will list the same ip address as the Name Servers entry. We need to have the correct Name Server IP addresses. If we do not, you will not be able to browse the web.
#2676 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> Blocks in the immediate spawn area are protected from damage. Move 20-30 blocks away
#2677 [13:50] <needs_help> I dont pay for the server or anything, my friend does that, but I'm an op
#2678 [13:50] <Jmahnh2o> And not to be intrusive, but what are you doing?
#2679 [13:50] <conrad> i need 2 find my jar file. my computer is windows vista 64 bit, and my minecraft version is 1.0.0
#2680 [13:50] <Jmahnh2o> Conrad
#2681 [13:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> conrad win/.minecraft
#2682 [13:50] <VoxelHead> conrad: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2683 [13:50] <conrad> yes?
#2684 [13:50] <DopeGhoti> conrad: in there, look in "bin"
#2685 [13:51] <Jmahnh2o> Start+R, %appdata&, .minecraft, bin
#2686 [13:51] <conrad> i found it, but when i go 2 bin, threre is no jar!
#2687 [13:51] <Jmahnh2o> Then there should be your minecraft.jar
#2688 [13:51] <Jmahnh2o> Then that means you need to start up minecraft.
#2689 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Go to your tools bar, go to folder options.
#2690 [13:51] <Jmahnh2o> Or you can do it that way...
#2691 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> Go to the view tab and uncheck "Hide file extensions for known file types"
#2692 [13:52] <conrad> ok. cuz my server is getting attacked by avo, and i need 2 do some spy work.
#2693 [13:52] <conrad> u mean control panel?
#2694 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> No
#2695 [13:52] <conrad> tby tool bar?
#2696 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Are you in your bin folder right now?
#2697 [13:52] <DopeGhoti> if your server is "under attack", just turn on the witelist.
#2698 [13:52] <DopeGhoti> problem solved.
#2699 [13:52] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: I dont pay for the server or anything, my friend does that, but I'm an op. Do I just type in: smp/spawnzone ?
#2700 [13:53] <Jmahnh2o> Grey, You think you could help me with my own server with that download on the minecraft site? I am at the Static IP part...
#2701 [13:53] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: to see if you are an op, try running any command, such as "/help" on the server
#2702 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate on what you're doing?
#2703 [13:53] <conrad> im just a player. its just my fav server. and the owner wont turn on whitelist.
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#2705 [13:53] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: I am op. I know that because I can run the command to change my gamemode.
#2706 [13:56] <needs_help> What command to I type to check the spawnzone protection thing?
#2707 [13:56] <conrad> how do i get to yhe jar again?
#2708 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Start -> type: %appdata% in your search bar. Look for .minecraft. Go inside to the bin folder.
#2709 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Then, go up to the Tools toolbar, and hit Folder options
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#2711 [13:57] <conrad> uh...
#2712 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Go to the view tab, and uncheck "Hide file extensions for known file types"
#2713 [13:58] <conrad> control panel?
#2714 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> Alright, before going up to the tools toolbar, hit alt on your keyboard
#2715 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> You'll then see file, edit, view....
#2716 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> You'll then see file, edit, view....
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#2718 [13:59] <conrad> wat tool bar
#2719 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> Are you at the bin folder right now?
#2720 [13:59] <conrad> im so bad with computers.
#2721 [13:59] <conrad> yes
#2722 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> On your keyboard, hit the alt key
#2723 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> Do you see a toolbar that pops up at the top, with file, edit, view, tools...
#2724 [13:59] <conrad> yep.
#2725 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Hit tools, then folder options
#2726 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Go up to the view tab.
#2727 [14:00] <conrad> k
#2728 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> In the list there, you'll see a checkbox labeled, "Hide file extensions for known file types"
#2729 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Uncheck it
#2730 [14:00] <conrad> ok.....
#2731 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Hit ok, close it
#2732 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Go back to the bin folder
#2733 [14:01] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: I am op, how do I check the spawn protection thing?
#2734 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> needs_help - Try going 30-40 blocks away from where you initially spawn
#2735 [14:01] <needs_help> ok
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#2737 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> if you're a server operator, presuming there are no other plugins installed, you are not subject to spawn area protection
#2738 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> If blocks there can be hit and placed, you are not op
#2739 [14:02] <conrad> i still dont see a file named jar.
#2740 [14:02] <needs_help> we have a plugin to move ships and aircraft
#2741 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Did you uncheck the checkbox for hide file extensions?
#2742 [14:02] <conrad> u mean movecraft
#2743 [14:02] <conrad> yes.
#2744 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> conrad - What do you see in the bin folder right now?
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#2747 [14:03] <mib_3weaef> classic not working
#2748 [14:03] <conrad> a bunch of pieces of paper, and a few files, which arent jar.
#2749 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Do you see minecraft in there?
#2750 [14:03] <mib_3weaef> what?
#2751 [14:04] <conrad> uh... 1 paper has a mojang image, and asys minecraft jar, but when i clikck it it gives me am error message.
#2752 [14:04] <needs_help> GreyVulpine: There is no ground to place a block on.. http://imgur.com/pPOMS
#2753 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> conrad - You don't double click on minecraft.jar
#2754 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> conrad - You open it up using a program like winrar or 7zip
#2755 [14:05] <mib_3weaef> i am trying to play minecraft classic in the browser and it says fatal error occured (4) unable to get input steam for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
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#2757 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_3weaef - Means your security or firewall software is blocking minecraft from downloading that file
#2758 [14:06] <mib_3weaef> so do i just turn off my firewall
#2759 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Yes, or configure it to let traffic through with java programs
#2760 [14:07] <mib_3weaef> ill try it
#2761 [14:07] <conrad> it says it wants me 2 use java_se_binary
#2762 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Well, if you want to mod it, you'll have to open it up in a seperate program like winrar or 7zip
#2763 [14:07] <wikkit> i was able to successfully create a username and password, received confirmation email - which i clicked on - then attempted to purchase game... kept kicking back any card that i attempted to use. all the cards that i used are in good working order. now what?
#2764 [14:07] <conrad> and i cant find winrar on my computer, and i dont have 7zip.
#2765 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Then you'll need to download one of them
#2766 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> wikkit - Try using paypal.
#2767 [14:08] <conrad> ok. is 7zip free?
#2768 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2769 [14:08] <conrad> yay :D
#2770 [14:08] <mib_3weaef> it didn't work
#2771 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_3weaef - What antivirus program do you use?
#2772 [14:09] <mib_3weaef> let me check
#2773 [14:09] <wikkit> i am doing this for my son who is much more computer capable than myself. i will try that next, but before i leave, please tell me exactly what settings i should have in place etc... for the computer so that it works properly. i am currently running OS X lion, all upgrades current, any other apps i need to download?
#2774 [14:09] <mib_3weaef> i think norton
#2775 [14:10] <mib_3weaef> thats all i saw
#2776 [14:10] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: as far as I know the only plugin we use is the one allowing us to move ships and aircraft
#2777 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> needs_help: well, my first suggestion would be to remove all plugins and see whether the problem persists.
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#2779 [14:11] <wikkit> please put that in dummy terms for me...
#2780 [14:11] <mib_3weaef> is there a place were i can reinstall the applet required to play free classic in the browser
#2781 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> wikkit: that was intended for someone else (: If you have OS X up-to-date, Minecraft should work perfectly fine.
#2782 [14:11] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: can I remove a plugin from a server that isnt mine? Also the person running the server isn't online/contactable right now, so in the meantime do you have any other suggestions?
#2783 [14:12] <wikkit> what about the java thing?
#2784 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> wikkit: Java comes pre-installed as part of the Mac operating system.
#2785 [14:13] <mib_3weaef> how do I uninstall the applet that makes classic run
#2786 [14:14] <conrad> i still cant get 7 zip 2 show!!!
#2787 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Did you install 7zip
#2788 [14:15] <DopeGhoti> mib_3weaef: presuming you're running Windows, go to the Control Panel and uninstall Java. Not sure why you'd want to though.
#2789 [14:16] <needs_help> DopeGhoti: can I remove a plugin from a server that isnt mine? Also the person running the server isn't online/contactable right now, so in the meantime do you have any other suggestions?
#2790 [14:16] <mib_3weaef> how would i uninstall it from the controll pannel
#2791 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> needs_help - You cannot uninstall a plugin without physical access to the machine.
#2792 [14:17] <conrad> :D thx guys!!!! i just need 2 delete meta inf now.... heh....heh.....
#2793 [14:17] <needs_help> So basically the person who has all the serverfiles/etc can only uninstall the plugin?
#2794 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> needs_help - Yes
#2795 [14:18] <mib_3weaef> how do i uninstall java
#2796 [14:18] <needs_help> is there anything else I can try while that person is on holiday?
#2797 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_3weaef - Why exactly do you want to?
#2798 [14:19] <needs_help> I doubt it could be that plugin causing me this ammount of trouble
#2799 [14:19] <mib_3weaef> to get a full fresh install of it and all its applets
#2800 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#2801 [14:19] <wikkit> I'm making sure paypal works before i log out
#2802 [14:21] <wikkit> how do i contact cust serv to make sure other payments did not go through?
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#2804 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> wikkit - That, you'll want to go through your credit card's customer support
#2805 [14:23] <needs_help> sorry my browser crashed
#2806 [14:23] <wikkit> there is no contact site?
#2807 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> For payments, you'll want to contact your credit card or bank
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#2810 [14:28] <wikkit> thank u sooo much, now my son can stop pestering me every 2sec. to finish the install-do i click single or multiplayer or is that just a preference he can change at any time?
#2811 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> That all depends on whether he wants to play single player, or hop onto a multiplayer server to play with others
#2812 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> You can choose that each time you launch minecraft
#2813 [14:29] <needs_help> feeling kind of ripped of due to the fact that I can only play in singleplayer. i get the world loading really slowly and lag in all the servers ive tried..
#2814 [14:30] <wikkit> is multiplayer where he can find his friends online?
#2815 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> I suppose...
#2816 [14:31] <wikkit> he is 7, I'm asking for a little input here. i am not familiar with this game other than talking to other mothers who have not found the site to be offensive in any way
#2817 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> There isn't a friends list, or a pre-configured server list. If he wants to play with friends, they all have to agree to meet at a specific server that's already set up
#2818 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> Whether that means looking for a public server, or having one of their friends/parents set up a server in which they can join...
#2819 [14:33] <wikkit> ok, so is multiplayer needed? i also have a 9yr old in the house, would multiplayer allow her to play her own character, or do i have to purchase an add'l username
#2820 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> With an account, whenever that account is played online, it'll display that account's name. Your 9 year old may or may not care for the name that your 7 year old picked out. Also. only one account can be online at a time. You cannot "share" an account simultaneously across multiple computers
#2821 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> You can install minecraft on multiple computers, but a single account cannot be logged in with a multiplayer server more than once.
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#2824 [14:39] <GreyVulpine> wikkit - Any other questions?
#2825 [14:40] <conrad> thx btw. for teh help!
#2826 [14:41] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2826 [14:41] * sugoi wonders what type of hat grey wears
#2826 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> The awesome type.
#2827 [14:41] <sugoi> haha
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#2829 [14:45] <lol> i cant get onto any minecraft server
#2830 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> Try the server, mc.minecraftirc.net
#2831 [14:46] <lol> said bad login
#2832 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for minecraft?
#2833 [14:47] <lol> yes
#2834 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> Try closing minecraft, launch the launcher again and relog in
#2835 [14:47] <wikkit> thx for all your help
#2836 [14:47] <wikkit> thx for all your help
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#2838 [14:47] <lol> i did that 12 times arleedy but ill try again
#2839 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> lol - Hmm, before logging in then, go to the options menu
#2840 [14:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sugoi: because he tips it so much i imagine a tophat.
#2841 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Hit "Force update", then log in
#2842 [14:48] <lol> i have 1.0.0
#2843 [14:48] <lol> ive tried everything
#2844 [14:48] <lol> i even got hamachi still no luck
#2845 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Ew, hamachi
#2846 [14:48] <lol> ikr
#2847 [14:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| hisses at hamachi!!!
#2847 [14:48] <lol> but i still tried it
#2848 [14:49] <lol> so any suggestions or should i just try somewhere else
#2849 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. what operating system are you on?
#2850 [14:49] <Wug> lol: whats your minecraft account name
#2851 [14:50] <Wug> and are you using a pirate launcher like minecraftsp
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#2853 [14:50] <lol> windows7 andwhy
#2854 [14:50] <Wug> simple, so we can check if you're a pirate
#2855 [14:50] <lol> oh sure
#2856 [14:51] <Wug> its taking you an awful long time to tell us a 16 digit or less string
#2857 [14:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 1) we dont help pirates because the 'patches' they use to pirate it are usually viral ridden... not our job to fix you in that case. 2) if you previously pirated it and are having trouble after buying and using the real launcher, we know the fixes :P
#2858 [14:51] <Wug> you can stop googling for a minecraft account name
#2859 [14:52] * GreyVulpine coughs
#2859 [14:52] * Wug kicked lol from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ol :yar har fiddle dee dee)
#2860 [14:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... :P
#2861 [14:52] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2861 [14:52] <Wug> Mr_okushama: !randoku
#2862 [14:53] <Wug> what are you even doing in here
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#2864 [14:53] <Mr_okushama> !answerswug idk
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#2866 [14:53] <Wug> dang, crow still isnt back
#2867 [14:53] * Wug performs randoku
#2867 [14:53] <onix> I got a new pc that has no internett connection. I have java and a minecraft account that has been used on the computer i'm on now. So i wonder if i can play minecraft on my new pc now that i don't have internett? or do i have to wait till i get internett? x)
#2868 [14:53] <Mr_okushama> Sir_okuwannaganjamama
#2869 [14:53] <Wug> Sr_okullamazillaganja
#2870 [14:54] <Mr_okushama> i made a local backup :P
#2871 [14:54] <Wug> lol
#2872 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> onix - You have to wait until you get internet
#2873 [14:54] <Mr_okushama> The_honorable_okudokudramaganja
#2874 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Or find a way to transfer the files from the one that does have minecraft over
#2875 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> onix: You'll need to get the computer onto the internet once to download the minecraft binaries &c, and then you no longer will need a connection.
#2876 [14:54] <Mr_okushama> i'll stop now \o/
#2877 [14:54] <Wug> :O
#2878 [14:54] <Wug> AAAAWHTHWHATMN
#2879 [14:54] <onix> oh, that sucks :C
#2880 [14:54] <Wug> foot asleep
#2881 [14:55] * Wug pokes foot
#2881 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> Wug: foot asleep means hands shout? Interesting.
#2882 [14:55] <Wug> DopeGhoti: its an expression of that feeling when your feet are asleep
#2883 [14:55] <onix> that's what i tought :P
#2884 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> Wug: I usually go with "Hrm. My $APPENDAGE fell asleep."
#2885 [14:56] <Wug> lolbmotion
#2886 [14:56] * VoxelHead twitches
#2886 [15:00] * |Kiikun|Janus| is evil and indvidually wrapping dunkin k-cups before putting them back in the box and wrapping the box :P
#2886 [15:01] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|Janus|: you're not opening the K-cups and individually wrapping each teaspoonful of grounds first? Pansy.
#2887 [15:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> DopeGhoti: nah. these have to get shipped halfway down the coast.
#2888 [15:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dont wanna break seals :P
#2889 [15:02] <DopeGhoti> One year, we all wrapped $COWORKER's desk, down to individually-wrapped paperclips.
#2890 [15:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl
#2891 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> we wrapped each battery in his wireless keyboard and mouse, and then wrapped the keyboard and mouse. Individually.
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#2893 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> He was unwrapping sh[bleep]t for _days_.
#2894 [15:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok.. DOPE is evil... im just a brat :P
#2895 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> totally worth the time.
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#2897 [15:04] <needs_help> Sorry, I was telephoned. The person who can remove plugins is on holiday right now, is there anythung else that could be causing my lag?
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#2901 [15:19] <mib_8er8nu> hi guy's
#2902 [15:20] <mib_8er8nu> i jsu bought minecraft
#2903 [15:20] <mib_8er8nu> and i can not play muiltiplayer
#2904 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> And why is that?
#2905 [15:20] <mib_8er8nu> idk it does not show any server's
#2906 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> The server list does not populate itself. It's there for you to put in servers that you like
#2907 [15:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? smp/servers
#2908 [15:20] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2909 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Try direct connecting to: mc.minecraftirc.net
#2910 [15:20] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2911 [15:21] <mib_8er8nu> and i tried playing with a friend he gave met the server adress
#2912 [15:21] <mib_8er8nu> and it wouldn't connect
#2913 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> Try direct connecting to: mc.minecraftirc.net
#2914 [15:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: what was the address?
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#2916 [15:21] <mib_8er8nu> 109.70.149.186.28465
#2917 [15:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and do what grey is saying :P
#2918 [15:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 109.70.149.186:28465
#2919 [15:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: last part is a :28465, not a .
#2920 [15:23] <mib_8er8nu> so what should i do
#2921 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Does the server mc.minecraftirc.net work for you?
#2922 [15:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: 1, try connectign to mc.minecraft ^^^^^ what grey is saying
#2923 [15:23] <mib_8er8nu> so do i type that in in the server adress box?
#2924 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2925 [15:24] <mib_8er8nu> yes it does
#2926 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Then there's nothing wrong on your end.
#2927 [15:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: your friend shoudl have told you this: 109.70.149.186:28465
#2928 [15:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> note the :, it is IMPORTANT
#2929 [15:25] <mib_8er8nu> ??
#2930 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> the symbol before the last 5 numbers is a colon, not a period
#2931 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| just wanted to point that out to you
#2932 [15:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: in the multiplayer menu, click 'add server' and put 109.70.149.186:28465 as the address and 'Legendary Gaming' as the server name.
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#2934 [15:27] * |Kiikun|Janus| goes an sticks a Skylanders figure/gamepiece into a kcup box XD
#2934 [15:27] <mib_8er8nu> wow u guy's are alot of help thank's alot
#2935 [15:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: no prob :D
#2936 [15:28] <mib_8er8nu> i did not know what to do at all and how do i add that other server?
#2937 [15:28] <mib_8er8nu> the mc minecraft one
#2938 [15:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: same proccess.. click add, put in info, then it shoudl show up in the list
#2939 [15:29] <mib_8er8nu> what do i put as the name?
#2940 [15:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_8er8nu: Official Minecraft IRC Minecraft Server
#2941 [15:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> name is just a note for you :P
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#2943 [15:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the address/ip is the important part
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#2945 [15:30] <mib_8er8nu> it can't resolve host name
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#2947 [15:30] <mib_8er8nu> so what was the address for it again
#2948 [15:30] <Syync> Hey
#2949 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> mc.minecraftirc.net
#2950 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Syync - 'lo
#2951 [15:31] <Syync> Hey people.. Can i change my email on my Minecraft account?
#2952 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> Syync - You cannot.
#2953 [15:31] * |Kiikun|Janus| resumes individually wrapping the kcups for putting in a stocking
#2953 [15:31] <mib_8er8nu> thank u all very much i was really mad and wanted my money back
#2954 [15:31] <Syync> Damn.. that sucks.. i deleted my email so i cant get an email anymore and i want to change my pass -.- thats bs
#2955 [15:31] <mib_8er8nu> but not anymore thank u guy's
#2956 [15:32] <mib_8er8nu> u all rock keep up the good work ima go play minecraft now
#2957 [15:32] <mib_vnd2zy> Hi! I've tried many times to install the minecraft game, and it will. But when I click "Log in" it says "Login failed. Try again" and underneath where you type username and password it says "Not installed" Btw. I got Mac. HELP ME PLEASE!!!
#2958 [15:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Syync: you shoud beable to rereg the email address... unless it was a ISP email.
#2959 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means you're putting in the username/password wrong
#2960 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> Try logging into the website at minecraft.net
#2961 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, reset the password using:
#2962 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> :resetpassword
#2963 [15:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :resetpass
#2964 [15:33] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#2965 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> Gah, thanks
#2966 [15:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> np :P
#2967 [15:33] <Syync> If i do that will it send it to my email?
#2968 [15:33] <mib_vnd2zy> But underneath where you type the username and password it says "Not installed". I don't get that :/
#2969 [15:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Syync: if you reactivate your email you SHOULD beab,le to recieve them again.
#2970 [15:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_vnd2zy: because the game needs to log in atleast once to download the actual game files
#2971 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - What you downloaded was just the launcher. It contains no actual game files, which is why it says "not downloaded'. The launcher only downloads the game files upon a successful login of a premium account
#2972 [15:34] <Syync> with my email provider i cant do that.
#2973 [15:34] <mib_vnd2zy> So, what should I do?
#2974 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - Are you able to log into minecraft.net?
#2975 [15:34] <mib_vnd2zy> Yeah
#2976 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - Change your password using the profile page at minecraft.net/profile
#2977 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> make sure you only use letters and numbers, and use the exact same password to log into the client
#2978 [15:35] <mib_vnd2zy> I'll try :)
#2979 [15:35] <mib_vnd2zy> thx
#2980 [15:36] <Syync> Cant the Minecraft admins/support/something official change my email somehow? :/
#2981 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> Could try sending them an email at help@mojang.com
#2982 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> Don't hold your breath though.
#2983 [15:37] <Syync> Il try that.
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#2986 [15:38] <Syync> Ty guys for the help anyways!! ;)
#2987 [15:40] <mib_8iv3ph> I need help figuring out how to run the game. I have saved my Run.bat file and set it up right as far as i know. When I run it now, instead of quickly dissapearing, it says," Minecraft_server.exe cannot be accessed. What should i do from here?
#2988 [15:40] <GreyVulpine> Why do you have a Run.bat file in the first place?
#2989 [15:40] <mib_vnd2zy> Now I've changed my password, what do I do now?
#2990 [15:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - Go to your launcher, and manually type in the new password. Then try logging in
#2991 [15:41] <mib_vnd2zy> Not my username?
#2992 [15:41] <mib_8iv3ph> Because thats what the website says to do.
#2993 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_8iv3ph - What website? Are you trying to play the game, or run a minecraft server?
#2994 [15:41] <mib_8iv3ph> I'm trying to play the game.
#2995 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> Then you shouldn't need to screw around with a Run.bat file, or have the minecraft_server file
#2996 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> Just download minecraft.exe from minecraft.net/download and log in
#2997 [15:42] <mib_8iv3ph> Ill give that a try real quick
#2998 [15:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - Fill out your username, and your new password into the launcher, and log in
#2999 [15:43] <mib_vnd2zy> Then it says "User not premium"
#3000 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for minecraft?
#3001 [15:43] <mib_vnd2zy> nope
#3002 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> Then you cannot play minecraft premium
#3003 [15:43] <mib_vnd2zy> Then what do I do?
#3004 [15:44] <mib_vnd2zy> can't I play it for free?
#3005 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3006 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft classic, the outdated version, is available for free
#3007 [15:44] <mib_vnd2zy> :'(
#3008 [15:44] <mib_vnd2zy> where?
#3009 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> On the website
#3010 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> Says classic, outdated.
#3011 [15:44] <mib_8iv3ph> Ahhh
#3012 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> Otherwise, if you want to play minecraft premium, you need to pay for an account
#3013 [15:45] <mib_vnd2zy> Can you send a link to the outdated? Can't find it :I
#3014 [15:45] <mib_vnd2zy> Wish I had the money -.-''
#3015 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> It's right beneath the yellow Buy Now button.
#3016 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> Where it says, "Play Minecraft Classic (Outdated, but free)"
#3017 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.net
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#3019 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Er, orange Buy Now button
#3020 [15:46] <mib_vnd2zy> Ooohhh
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#3022 [15:46] <imperfect> Hey so i have been trying to play minecraft and it crashes after loading the game.. does anyone else have this problem?
#3023 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Do you get any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid?
#3024 [15:46] <imperfect> yes
#3025 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the contents of it to www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL
#3026 [15:47] <imperfect> k
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#3028 [15:48] <mib_8iv3ph> I tried re downloading the Minecraft.exe and tried running it and its saying "User Not premium"
#3029 [15:48] <mib_8iv3ph> But I purchased the game last friday
#3030 [15:48] <conrad> hi. i done broke mah minecraft.
#3031 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_8iv3ph - Call your credit card or bank. Confirm that money was taken out.
#3032 [15:49] <imperfect_> http://pastebin.com/V9UdwiaY
#3033 [15:49] <imperfect_> ther you go
#3034 [15:49] <mib_8iv3ph> We did this yesterday and it was taken out on the 16th
#3035 [15:49] <mib_vnd2zy> It won't work if I play the classic outdated one. The screen is just black :/
#3036 [15:49] <mib_8iv3ph> They told us to either talk to you guys or file a dispute so here I am haha
#3037 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_8iv3ph - Then send an email to help@mojang.com
#3038 [15:49] <mib_8iv3ph> Will dooo
#3039 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> We're not Mojang, we're just community-run support. To reach Mojang, send an email there
#3040 [15:50] <mib_8iv3ph> Ahh i see. Thanks for the help.
#3041 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> I'll be right back, need to do a quick reboot.
#3042 [15:50] <imperfect_> ..
#3043 [15:50] <imperfect_> can someone check out this error?
#3044 [15:50] <imperfect_> http://pastebin.com/V9UdwiaY
#3045 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> imperfect_ - Looks like an intel video driver issue
#3046 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> Update it from:
#3047 [15:51] <imperfect_> hmm
#3048 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> ??> imperfect_ gpu/intel
#3049 [15:51] <VoxelHead> imperfect_: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3050 [15:51] <mib_vnd2zy> It won't work if I play the classic outdated one. The screen is just black
#3051 [15:51] <imperfect_> alright, ill try it out, thanks
#3052 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_vnd2zy - Make sure java is installed. http://www.java.com
#3053 [15:53] <imperfect_> minecraft has been super laggy and unplayable, do you think that was caused by outdated drivers aswell?
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#3056 [15:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> imperfect_: outdated driver coudl do it, or crappy hardware.
#3057 [15:54] <aljorub> has anyone got a multiplayer server i can join
#3058 [15:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??>> aljorub smp/servers
#3059 [15:55] <imperfect_> both are fair, this is a crappy laptop. ive been meaning to upgrade to a mac or build a new one. but for now im stuck with this.
#3060 [15:55] <aljorub> smp/servers
#3061 [15:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> imperfect_: yeah. the gpu an intel?
#3062 [15:55] <aljorub> ???
#3063 [15:55] <quaddle> Minecraft app will not open. Classic works, in browser alpha will not load either
#3064 [15:55] <imperfect_> tbh idk, but its an intel cpu so im assuming so.
#3065 [15:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: VoxelHead just sent you notices tellign you to go to sites ot #smp.
#3066 [15:55] <imperfect_> prebuilt laptop = i never cared enough to learn.
#3067 [15:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quaddle: there is no more alpha.
#3068 [15:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and beta's passed. minecraft premium 1.0.0 is current version
#3069 [15:56] <quaddle> Ok well the paid version whatever it's called
#3070 [15:56] <conrad> grr. i tried 2 download some mods, and now minecraft wont work.
#3071 [15:56] <conrad> pls help.
#3072 [15:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: you installed them wrong. forceupdate to revert back ot clean install
#3073 [15:57] <conrad> ok.
#3074 [15:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quaddle: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, Jesux, or HAL9000?
#3075 [15:57] <quaddle> I have windows 2000 :(
#3076 [15:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> O>o;
#3077 [15:57] <conrad> woah. didnt know tht still existed.
#3078 [15:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok a bit old.. and im asumign the hardware probably doesnt support what the game needs anymore
#3079 [15:58] <conrad> mine craft wont run on tht!
#3080 [15:58] <quaddle> Ok
#3081 [15:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: servers and.. kiosks
#3082 [15:58] <quaddle> Ill
#3083 [15:58] <conrad> wat?
#3084 [15:58] <aljorub> every time i login to one it says bad login
#3085 [15:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quaddle: know what video card you have?
#3086 [15:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: "Failed Login"?
#3087 [15:58] <quaddle> Im trying to get a new pc anyways. Just wondering if it was possible
#3088 [15:59] <aljorub> no it says 'bad login'
#3089 [15:59] <quaddle> Conrad. It did just not the premium
#3090 [15:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: via the webpage?
#3091 [15:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: what is your minecraft username?
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#3093 [16:00] <aljorub> aljorub
#3094 [16:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid aljorub
#3095 [16:00] <conrad> force update didnt work. i been messin with minecraft jar.
#3096 [16:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aljorub: retype your password.
#3097 [16:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: foreupdate makes it redownload everything.
#3098 [16:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> unless you still had the jar open in something
#3099 [16:01] <conrad> nope.
#3100 [16:01] <Lolololo12349> What are the recommended requirements for MineCraft?
#3101 [16:01] <conrad> uh.... does tht mean close the bin>
#3102 [16:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: a fairly modern computer with over a gig of memory and a dedicated video card... preferable nvidia or amd/ati
#3103 [16:02] <Lolololo12349> Huh, I'm I'm playing at like 1 fpsa
#3104 [16:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> intel doesnt support opengl well
#3105 [16:02] <Lolololo12349> *fps
#3106 [16:02] <conrad> should i close the bin?
#3107 [16:02] <conrad> im gonna.
#3108 [16:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: yes.
#3109 [16:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, HAL9000, or XBox 360?
#3110 [16:03] <Lolololo12349> Windows 7
#3111 [16:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :dx > Lolololo12349
#3112 [16:03] <WugBot> Lolololo12349: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3113 [16:03] <WugBot> Lolololo12349: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
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#3115 [16:04] <conrad> lol hal9000 from that crappy 80s movie.
#3116 [16:04] <HeleneMO> I just updated Java so I could play minecraft, the outdated version, but the screen is still black. What do I do
#3117 [16:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, FreeDOS, or HyperOS?
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#3119 [16:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: the last 2 on that lis are random joke OSs :P
#3120 [16:05] <HeleneMO> Mac OS X
#3121 [16:05] <HeleneMO> Lion
#3122 [16:05] <conrad> lol
#3123 [16:05] <conrad> uh. the force update didnt work.
#3124 [16:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: macs have been known to be unable to play classic. some people get it working and others dont :/
#3125 [16:05] * |Kiikun|Janus| pokes scott
#3125 [16:05] <Scott> WAT
#3126 [16:06] <HeleneMO> My life is over. Bye, gotta go hang myself
#3127 [16:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> you ever figure it out? classic on mac?
#3128 [16:06] <HeleneMO> wha?
#3129 [16:06] <Lolololo12349> http://pastebin.com/PCpc7ASx
#3130 [16:06] <Scott> HeleneMO: Do we need to send EMS?
#3131 [16:06] <Scott> ?? mac/classic
#3132 [16:06] <VoxelHead> mac/classic: Minecraft Classic does not work on Mac OS X. You can however use the World of Minecraft client: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Game_Client. Minecraft (the paid version) works just fine on Mac OS X.
#3133 [16:07] <conrad> forceupdate didnt work! heleneMO get out a noose 4 me 2.
#3134 [16:07] <sensei> Minecraft, I have installed java, but I get the message that i cant create the java Machine. What´s the problem... help please
#3135 [16:07] <Scott> sensei: pastebin the error
#3136 [16:07] <HeleneMO> What is EMS?
#3137 [16:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: Emergency Medical Services... basicly they come and make sure you dont try and kill yourself
#3138 [16:08] <HeleneMO> Hahaha lol
#3139 [16:08] <conrad> lo
#3140 [16:08] <conrad> *lol
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#3142 [16:08] <Scott> It isn't the first time I've had to call them because someone on IRC said they would kill themselves.
#3143 [16:08] <conrad> now, force didnt work.
#3144 [16:08] <Ketsueki> HeleneMO: EMS are the ambulance crews; AKA EMTs (technitions) if you're talking about the crew.
#3145 [16:08] <HeleneMO> I don't kill myself, I just don't have anything to do all night then :b
#3146 [16:08] <conrad> lol
#3147 [16:09] <Boreeas> Scott: Wait, really?
#3148 [16:09] <HeleneMO> And VoxelHead, it couldn't find the URL
#3149 [16:09] <conrad> FORCE UPDATE DIDNT WORK!!! HELP ME!!!
#3150 [16:09] <Scott> Yes Boreeas. A regular on my IRC network said he was gonna kill himself and we believed him.
#3151 [16:09] <Boreeas> Ouch
#3152 [16:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Game_Client
#3153 [16:09] <Boreeas> Was he actually planning on doing it, or was he trying to be funny?
#3154 [16:09] <Scott> Cincinnati PD was able to get a court order for his address from road runner quite quickly.
#3155 [16:09] <conrad> ~:?
#3156 [16:09] <conrad> ~:/
#3157 [16:09] <sugoi> Scott: does digging straight down count as suicidal?
#3158 [16:10] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| clicked it, what should I do now?
#3159 [16:10] <conrad> lol
#3160 [16:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: the client for WoM shoudl be on there somewhere... read.
#3161 [16:10] <Scott> He put him on a 48 hour psych hold.
#3162 [16:10] <Lolololo12349> http://mibpaste.com/pepHOy Here's the PasteBin
#3163 [16:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: one sec x.x
#3164 [16:10] <conrad> should i uninstall minecraft, then reinstall it?
#3165 [16:11] <conrad> hello?
#3166 [16:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: youre good on cpu and ram. try updating your video driver though. its 2 years old.
#3167 [16:11] <conrad> help?
#3168 [16:11] <Lolololo12349> WAT?!
#3169 [16:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: www.geforce.com is awsome :3
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#3171 [16:11] <Lolololo12349> Dang
#3172 [16:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Lolololo12349: Driver Date/Size: 1/12/2010 04:03:33, 9388648 bytes
#3173 [16:12] <conrad> =/
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#3175 [16:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: you DID close the game, right?
#3176 [16:12] * |Kiikun|Janus| is tired of standing and typing ;"
#3176 [16:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :_:
#3177 [16:13] <conrad> y will nobody help me?
#3178 [16:13] <conrad> yes.
#3179 [16:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the game worked before this, right? and you dont play in browser?
#3180 [16:14] <conrad> yep. b4 i figured out how 2 get 2 jar, it worked fine.
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#3182 [16:15] * conrad is getting impatient and sad.
#3182 [16:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: you havent tried to play in the browser, right? IE likes to keep the game files 'loaded'
#3183 [16:15] <conrad> right.
#3184 [16:15] <HeleneMO> I can't find the download link in WoM. I found an instruction, and the first step says I have to go to the main page, well it is a link to the main page, and it says "First things first, go the Downloads section of http://WorldOfMinecraft.com and download the latest Game Client for Windows." But I have mac, What do I do?
#3185 [16:16] <HeleneMO> And I can't find the game client
#3186 [16:16] <conrad> lol mac sux.
#3187 [16:16] <conrad> poor dude.
#3188 [16:16] <HeleneMO> you must be american
#3189 [16:16] <HeleneMO> lol jk :)
#3190 [16:16] <conrad> yep.
#3191 [16:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: ok then, close any winrar/winzip/7zip/whateveryouopendthejarwith windows. close the launcher. then delete the /bin and /resources folders
#3192 [16:16] <HeleneMO> mac is my style, windows, or whatever is your style :>
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#3194 [16:18] <conrad> now tht i deleted bin and resources do i force update?
#3195 [16:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: *clicks link. scrolls down. copys text. pastes text* DOWNLOADS:
#3196 [16:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> If you do not see the download links below, you will need to Login or Register
#3197 [16:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> You must login to download the WoM Game Client
#3198 [16:18] <o_be_one> hi, i'm a Minecraft French Community hoster
#3199 [16:19] <conrad> hello?
#3200 [16:19] <o_be_one> with a dedicated server in OVH
#3201 [16:19] <o_be_one> no firewall
#3202 [16:19] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| I'll try
#3203 [16:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> conrad: delete the files in .minecraft too, but not the folders
#3204 [16:19] <o_be_one> we are one year old and we have a problem since 1.8
#3205 [16:19] <Boreeas> o_be_one: #smp
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#3207 [16:19] <o_be_one> with querys in mc client
#3208 [16:19] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Alrgiht, nevermind
#3209 [16:19] <o_be_one> np :)
#3210 [16:20] <Boreeas> o_be_one: First of all, please put it all in one line, don'T press enter every couple of words
#3211 [16:20] <dr_bibble> hello
#3212 [16:20] <o_be_one> i'm sorry to write in some line, i'll write in one line
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#3214 [16:20] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Secondly, what error do you get exactly?
#3215 [16:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dr_bibble: hello
#3216 [16:20] <o_be_one> so, client server list has an error : "can't reach server" but they can connect
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#3218 [16:21] <dr_bibble> i have got a problem
#3219 [16:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: welcome back. Critical Existance Failure resolved?
#3220 [16:21] <o_be_one> i've make an iptables script that work grat, 25565 tcp/udp open (debian linux)
#3221 [16:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dr_bibble: we can asume so simple because youre here. please explain your problem in detail
#3222 [16:21] <o_be_one> on my personnal test, at home, no problem with server list in client, but with my dedicated host, there is a problem
#3223 [16:22] <Boreeas> o_be_one: So the client says can't connect to server, but the server says they have joined?
#3224 [16:22] <conrad> nope. still didnt work. i deleted bin and resources and all!
#3225 [16:22] <o_be_one> i've already try to shutdown the firewall, the problem is same so its not a blocked port
#3226 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> Hate windows and memory leaks.
#3227 [16:22] <dr_bibble> everytime i want to play in multyplayer there comes an fatal error
#3228 [16:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :pastebin > dr_bibble
#3229 [16:22] <WugBot> dr_bibble: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#3230 [16:22] <o_be_one> Boreeas: my server appears has "communication error" in server list (release 1.0), but player can connect
#3231 [16:22] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: I have them in my ubuntu distro, too
#3232 [16:23] <o_be_one> you can try if you need for a better understand
#3233 [16:23] * conrad is wondering y me. y meeee?!?!?!?
#3233 [16:23] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Tell themto restart the client should that happen
#3234 [16:23] <Wug> Boreeas: temporary disruption of existence field
#3235 [16:23] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Alright, what's your IP?
#3236 [16:23] <o_be_one> we have this problem from 1.8
#3237 [16:23] <Wug> ;ip o_be_one
#3238 [16:23] <WugBot> IP address of o_be_one is: 82.239.136.159
#3239 [16:23] <o_be_one> r0x.fr (ZERO in r0x)
#3240 [16:23] <dr_bibble> ok
#3241 [16:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check r0x.fr
#3242 [16:23] <Boreeas> Wug: Wut
#3243 [16:23] <Wug> ;dns r0x.fr
#3244 [16:23] <WugBot> 188.165.246.75
#3245 [16:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check r0x.fr
#3246 [16:23] <o_be_one> no Wug, on dedicated host, not personnal compuer ^^
#3247 [16:24] <Wug> ^ omg
#3248 [16:24] <Boreeas> lulz
#3249 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> Good god
#3250 [16:24] <conrad> should i uninstall and re install minecraft? and if so, how?
#3251 [16:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... i think the MOTD needs shortening
#3252 [16:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. wait... wtf?
#3253 [16:24] <conrad> lol i joind team avolition.
#3254 [16:24] <Eddie> Ruined French
#3255 [16:24] <Eddie> where are the accents!?
#3256 [16:24] <o_be_one> lol yes, i'm familiary with irc motd so i've made it on minecraft but useless ^^
#3257 [16:24] <Wug> conrad: if you're not kidding, then do go away
#3258 [16:25] * Jujubird [Jujubird@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3259 [16:25] <o_be_one> accents ;( bad ! lol
#3260 [16:25] <Boreeas> Hmm, alright
#3261 [16:25] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| I'm logged in at WoM now, but I just can't find the download link! Where do you see it?
#3262 [16:25] <Boreeas> It does indeed display communication error
#3263 [16:25] <conrad> i am not rlly a member. i joined 2 do some spy work.
#3264 [16:25] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Try removing all special characters from the MOTD
#3265 [16:25] <o_be_one> we have same problem with our stock mc serveur (not bukkit) : survival.r0x.fr
#3266 [16:25] <HeleneMO> lol
#3267 [16:25] <conrad> they r attacking my fav server.
#3268 [16:25] <conrad> D:
#3269 [16:25] <Boreeas> !check sigil-mor
#3270 [16:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: scroll down a bit. i dont use WoM so i have no account with them so i have no idea where the exact link is
#3271 [16:26] <Boreeas> !check sigil-mor.net
#3272 [16:26] <o_be_one> it could be motd ? i'll try without accent
#3273 [16:26] <Wug> conrad: need help clearing them up
#3274 [16:26] <o_be_one> a reload is good to validate new server.prop ?
#3275 [16:26] <dr_bibble> how long does is take to answer
#3276 [16:26] <conrad> yes. id like team avo to die.
#3277 [16:26] <Boreeas> o_be_one: I'd recommend restarting to make sure
#3278 [16:26] <Wug> conrad: turn the whitelist on and whitelist any existing members
#3279 [16:27] <Wug> they'll stop after a while when they realize they cant get in
#3280 [16:27] <conrad> anyway, wat should i do about my minecraft crashing?
#3281 [16:27] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| Is it this one? http://www.worldofminecraft.com/Downloads
#3282 [16:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dr_bibble: you never pasted a link
#3283 [16:27] <Boreeas> conrad: Best way to really hurt them is to make all their account names public.
#3284 [16:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: scroll to the bottom of the post
#3285 [16:27] <conrad> the owner doesnt want 2.
#3286 [16:27] <Boreeas> conrad: Or, if you have access, release Reliant
#3287 [16:27] <Wug> Boreeas: they use as many stolen accounts as they can
#3288 [16:27] <Boreeas> !check sigil-mor.net
#3289 [16:28] <conrad> its immposible. thier site deosnt have their minecraft name.
#3290 [16:28] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| What post? lol, I feel really annoying and stupid right now
#3291 [16:28] <conrad> minecraft is still crashin!!!!!
#3292 [16:28] <Boreeas> conrad: So you didn't join them, you just joined their forums?
#3293 [16:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: scroll to the bottom of the page and look for the word DOWNLOAD in big shiny red letters. there shoudl be a link below that. if the link is to /download then go there
#3294 [16:29] * gizmodrc [gizmodrc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3295 [16:29] <conrad> um... i asked 2 join thier whitelisted server, but havent gotten a reply yet.
#3296 [16:29] <Boreeas> conrad: They haven't let anyone join their server yet <,<
#3297 [16:29] <gizmodrc> hi i need help with a server
#3298 [16:30] <conrad> but anyway, MINECRAFT IS STILL NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3299 [16:30] * |Kiikun|Janus| goes afk x.x
#3299 [16:30] <HeleneMO> |Kiikun|Janus| seriously, where is it ???
#3300 [16:30] <HeleneMO> Think I need glasses
#3301 [16:30] <Jujubird> I installed a modpack and created new world, and I was changing some of the key affiliations when the "Saving Chunks" screen popped up and everything turned black. I restart the game and tried entering the world again, but same thing happened. I then deleted the world and created a new one, but same thing happened as soon as I entered the world. Help please?
#3302 [16:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> HeleneMO: it says 'you need to be logged in to see download link' i do not have a WoM account. i cannot help you past this point.
#3303 [16:31] <gizmodrc> how do i update my server?
#3304 [16:31] <Boreeas> ;kick HeleneMO Look harder. Srsly ಠ_ಠ
#3305 [16:31] * WugBot kicked HeleneMO from #minecrafthelp (Reason: eleneMO :Look harder. Srsly ಠ_ಠ)
#3306 [16:31] <dr_bibble> i pasted a link in the pastebin box
#3307 [16:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Jujubird mods
#3308 [16:31] <VoxelHead> Jujubird: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3309 [16:31] <conrad> ~=/
#3310 [16:31] <VoxelHead> Jujubird: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#3311 [16:31] <o_be_one> CA MARCHE
#3312 [16:31] <o_be_one> sorry
#3313 [16:31] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Works?
#3314 [16:31] <o_be_one> motd was accent error
#3315 [16:32] <o_be_one> i think
#3316 [16:32] <Jujubird> okay thanks :)
#3317 [16:32] * |Kiikun|Janus| is GONE!
#3317 [16:32] <o_be_one> it works now, thanks a lot !
#3318 [16:32] <o_be_one> and i've seen that i don't need to add ''
#3319 [16:32] <conrad> i need help pls. my game still doesnt work!!!!!!
#3320 [16:32] <o_be_one> like motd='my motd'
#3321 [16:33] <o_be_one> thanks a lot for your support, i want to say that you are the best
#3322 [16:33] <conrad> grrr...
#3323 [16:33] <o_be_one> :D
#3324 [16:33] <gizmodrc> i need help with my server plz
#3325 [16:33] <conrad> my game still isnt working!
#3326 [16:34] * conrad2 [conrad2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3327 [16:34] <conrad2> hi
#3328 [16:34] <conrad> wat the..
#3329 [16:34] <conrad2> lol
#3330 [16:34] <gizmodrc> two conrads
#3331 [16:35] <conrad> any way can i get help 4 my game?
#3332 [16:35] <Boreeas> ;+ ascii If clients display "Communication Error" in the server list, but they can still connect, it might be because of non-ascii characters in the MOTD. Try removing them and then restarting the server
#3333 [16:35] <WugBot> Done.
#3334 [16:35] <conrad2> yeah can i?
#3335 [16:35] <conrad> wth?
#3336 [16:35] <Boreeas> ;kick conrad2 Clone
#3337 [16:35] * WugBot kicked conrad2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: onrad2 :Clone)
#3338 [16:35] <gizmodrc> can someone help me
#3339 [16:35] <conrad> thank goodness.
#3340 [16:35] <dr_bibble> did it work?
#3341 [16:35] <conrad> tht was wierd.
#3342 [16:35] <Boreeas> conrad: Next time, please don't join twice
#3343 [16:36] <conrad> uh...
#3344 [16:36] <Boreeas> [22:35] === conrad <Mibbit@h-96-13-88-45.ip.alltel.net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
#3345 [16:36] <Boreeas> [22:35] === conrad2 <Mibbit@h-96-13-88-45.ip.alltel.net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
#3346 [16:36] <Boreeas> Same IP
#3347 [16:36] <Boreeas> Dammit, vox
#3348 [16:36] <conrad> woah....
#3349 [16:37] <gizmodrc> i need help
#3350 [16:37] <conrad> me 2.
#3351 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> Could you guys state your problem?
#3352 [16:37] <dr_bibble> me to :)
#3353 [16:37] <gizmodrc> my server
#3354 [16:37] <conrad> my minecraft game still wont work.
#3355 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> Define, "Won't work"
#3356 [16:37] <gizmodrc> i need to update it
#3357 [16:37] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine: They obviously ned help. Duh
#3358 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> Obviously.
#3359 [16:38] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Delete server.jar, redownload new one
#3360 [16:38] <dr_bibble> i cant join the multiplayer
#3361 [16:38] <conrad> crashes after it goes on the main menu, where it says: "singleplayer, multipayer,etc.
#3362 [16:38] <gizmodrc> oh thanks
#3363 [16:38] <Wug> dr_bibble: what server can't you join?
#3364 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Do you get any error reports? Any files name hs_err_pid?
#3365 [16:39] <dr_bibble> everyone
#3366 [16:39] <conrad> um...
#3367 [16:39] <Wug> dr_bibble: try mc.minecraftirc.net
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#3369 [16:39] <mr_evil> Hi i need help with my Minecraft game
#3370 [16:39] <gizmodrc> wheres the server jar
#3371 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> What kind of help?
#3372 [16:40] * mib_j73lza [mib_j73lza@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3373 [16:40] <Wug> mr_evil: what's wrong with it?
#3374 [16:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !server
#3375 [16:40] <conrad> nope.
#3376 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> conrad - Where do you have your launcher or client?
#3377 [16:40] <conrad> uh. desktop.
#3378 [16:40] <mr_evil> I just bought the game and when I try to log on it says user not prieume
#3379 [16:40] <Wug> conrad: no mods installed or anything?
#3380 [16:41] <mr_evil> sorry about spelling
#3381 [16:41] <mr_evil> no
#3382 [16:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mr_evil payment
#3383 [16:41] <Wug> sorry if I'm stepping on anyone's feet
#3384 [16:41] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3385 [16:41] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#3386 [16:41] <conrad> uhi tried 2 install some :/
#3387 [16:41] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt care anymore and just uses vox
#3387 [16:41] <conrad> thts wat made it crash.
#3388 [16:41] <gizmodrc> wheres the servers jar file
#3389 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> conrad - What version of windows are you on?
#3390 [16:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Wug: i had him forceupdate and delete bin and resources.
#3391 [16:42] <conrad> vista.
#3392 [16:42] <Wug> conrad: do you have any HD texture packs
#3393 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> Did you go to %appdata%/.minecraft/ and delete everything but saves?
#3394 [16:42] <conrad> uh. no.
#3395 [16:42] <mr_evil> its not payment problems, but when I bought it it said to wait an hour to get a status update
#3396 [16:42] <conrad> 2 both those questions.
#3397 [16:42] <Wug> conrad: do you have any regular texture packs
#3398 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> mr_evil - Actually, it could take several hours for the payment to go through, just be patient
#3399 [16:42] <conrad> tjust bin and resources.
#3400 [16:43] <Wug> conrad: delete everything but saves
#3401 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> mr_evil - If you haven't gotten premium status after a few hours, call your bank or credit card, make sure payment was made
#3402 [16:43] <Wug> GreyVulpine: lost of people lately seem to be having the issue where payment will clear their account but they still will not get premium
#3403 [16:43] <mr_evil> but I bought it last night at 7:00 and I just tried it just now
#3404 [16:43] <conrad> ok.
#3405 [16:44] <Wug> it only happens to people who pay with a credit card through moneybookers
#3406 [16:44] <gizmodrc> boreeas wheres my servers jar file
#3407 [16:44] <conrad> ok i did it. wat now?
#3408 [16:44] <Wug> so we have made :mb/support
#3409 [16:44] <Wug> which has moneybookers support information
#3410 [16:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so moneybookers is beign derpy?
#3411 [16:45] <Wug> so it would seem
#3412 [16:45] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: In the server folder, wherever you start it
#3413 [16:45] <Wug> we need a mollstam to help us diagnose payment issues
#3414 [16:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok. *notes for once he doesnt feel like strangling people*
#3415 [16:45] <mr_evil> Can someone help me I dont know who is talking to me
#3416 [16:45] <conrad> ugh. i deleted everything exept saves!!!!!!!!!!
#3417 [16:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> but hes on vacation :P
#3418 [16:46] * ghostofchristmaspast [ghostofchristmaspast@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3419 [16:46] <Boreeas> conrad: That were 12 exlamation marks too many
#3420 [16:46] <Wug> conrad: try making a new world
#3421 [16:46] <conrad> 4so um ... wat nu?
#3422 [16:46] <conrad> 4ok.
#3423 [16:46] <mr_evil> Thanks for the help I guess
#3424 [16:46] <mr_evil> NOT
#3425 [16:46] <Boreeas> Geez, wat
#3426 [16:46] <gizmodrc> will i have to reinstall the server becaise its on my desktop
#3427 [16:47] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: You should find it there then
#3428 [16:47] <conrad> 4ok。
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#3430 [16:47] <Wug> ...
#3431 [16:47] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Just use your computers search function
#3432 [16:47] <demcmd> Hi i need help
#3433 [16:47] <Wug> you can stop preceding every statement with " 4"
#3434 [16:47] <ghostofchristmaspast> i can only play my mc for like 10 or five min........ sometimes less time
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#3436 [16:47] <Boreeas> conrad: Would you stop putting a " 4" in front of every sentence
#3437 [16:47] <Wug> ghostofchristmaspast: you must have 32 bit java
#3438 [16:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> gizmodrc: the server jar (or the exe) is what you doubleclick to start the server
#3439 [16:47] <conrad> 4imではない。
#3440 [16:47] <Wug> do you have a 64 bit OS
#3441 [16:48] <demcmd> ...my Minecraft crashed, and they told me to come here
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#3443 [16:48] <ghostofchristmaspast> idk if i do
#3444 [16:48] <Boreeas> ;kick conrad No
#3445 [16:48] * WugBot kicked conrad from #minecrafthelp (Reason: onrad :No)
#3446 [16:48] <demcmd> :(
#3447 [16:48] <Boreeas> demcmd: Who is they?
#3448 [16:48] <Boreeas> demcmd: Also, what error?
#3449 [16:48] <ghostofchristmaspast> how can i play longer
#3450 [16:48] <Wug> demcmd: what problem are you having
#3451 [16:49] <Wug> ghostofchristmaspast: if you can, you have to install 64 bit java
#3452 [16:49] <God_Fear> anyone know permissionsEX?
#3453 [16:49] <ghostofchristmaspast> o ok i can do that
#3454 [16:49] <Wug> God_Fear: we dont support bukkit
#3455 [16:49] <amphibulus> I bought this game for my son, however, it will not load on my computer. Can you help?
#3456 [16:49] <Boreeas> God_Fear: #pex
#3457 [16:49] <gizmodrc> the file says to run it or cancal it
#3458 [16:49] <demcmd> not really they, but i sent an email to Mojang and they told me to go to support
#3459 [16:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> God_Fear: #bukkit
#3460 [16:49] <demcmd> which brung me here
#3461 [16:49] <demcmd> brought*
#3462 [16:49] <God_Fear> lol
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#3464 [16:49] <Boreeas> amphibulus: What error do you get?
#3465 [16:49] <ghostofchristmaspast> where do i download it at
#3466 [16:49] <Wug> ghostofchristmaspast: if you dont have a 64 bit os it will not help you
#3467 [16:50] <Wug> press win+pause to bring up system properties
#3468 [16:50] <conrad> pls dont kick me for wnting 2 see wat the translator does.
#3469 [16:50] <demcmd> i got some error where i wasn't able to open Minecraft. I recently downloaded 1 mod and i couldnt open minecraft
#3470 [16:50] <Wug> :fu > demcmd
#3471 [16:50] <WugBot> demcmd: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3472 [16:50] <WugBot> demcmd: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3473 [16:50] <amphibulus> Something about gaming drivers I think?
#3474 [16:50] <Boreeas> conrad: Actually, yes, we do
#3475 [16:50] <Wug> :dx > amphibulus
#3476 [16:50] <WugBot> amphibulus: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3477 [16:50] <WugBot> amphibulus: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3478 [16:50] <Boreeas> conrad: If you want to spam, go here: #help
#3479 [16:50] <demcmd> hm...
#3480 [16:50] <conrad> hmm. kicked 4 being curious.
#3481 [16:50] <Boreeas> *ducks*
#3482 [16:50] <ghostofchristmaspast> we can try
#3483 [16:50] <demcmd> lemme try that
#3484 [16:51] <Wug> conrad: actually, kicked for irrelevant messages during a period of high traffic
#3485 [16:51] <demcmd> Omg it worked! Thank you!
#3486 [16:51] <demcmd> :D
#3487 [16:51] <Wug> demcmd: np
#3488 [16:51] <o_be_one> have a nice day all and again thanks a lot for this solved problem !
#3489 [16:51] <gizmodrc> Boreeas i have a screen that comes up that says to run it or cancel it
#3490 [16:51] <Boreeas> o_be_one: Have fun
#3491 [16:51] <conrad> uh. i was speking japanese, and wat i said wsnt irrelivent.
#3492 [16:52] <o_be_one> you too Boreeas ;)
#3493 [16:52] <conrad> i wanna learn japanese.
#3494 [16:52] <Boreeas> conrad: Actually, it was, since we speak englsih here
#3495 [16:52] <Wug> conrad: well, I dont speak japanese, none of us do. therefore, irrelevant
#3496 [16:52] <conrad> hmmph. :(
#3497 [16:52] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Run what?
#3498 [16:52] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Run what?
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#3500 [16:52] <Wug> this is not the channel for general chatter
#3501 [16:52] <gizmodrc> the server i want to update
#3502 [16:52] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: I guess you can run it
#3503 [16:53] <gizmodrc> its still 1.7
#3504 [16:53] <Wug> gizmodrc: download the most recent server then
#3505 [16:53] <Wug> :server
#3506 [16:53] <WugBot> server: You can download the server by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft_Server.exe ) (For Linux and OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft_server.jar )
#3507 [16:53] <conrad> k. now wat should i do? force update?
#3508 [16:53] <Boreeas> conrad: Yes
#3509 [16:54] <conrad> nope. didnt work.
#3510 [16:54] <Wug> conrad: redownload the launcher
#3511 [16:54] <Wug> if that doesnt work I dont know what to say
#3512 [16:55] <gizmodrc> ok i have 1.0.0 but its a new one
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#3514 [16:55] <HeleneMO> I have a question
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#3516 [16:55] <HeleneMO> :>
#3517 [16:56] <gizmodrc> Boreeas ok i have 1.0.0 but its a new server not my old one
#3518 [16:56] <Boreeas> HeleneMO: Yes?
#3519 [16:56] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: I hope youi didn't delete any worlds
#3520 [16:56] <HeleneMO> I just installed WoM, but how do I create my own world and build my own stuff?
#3521 [16:57] <gizmodrc> dint used WugBots link
#3522 [16:57] <HeleneMO> I have mac, sp I can't run the free version of minecraft
#3523 [16:57] <HeleneMO> so *
#3524 [16:57] <Boreeas> HeleneMO: I think there should be a button somewhere
#3525 [16:57] <HeleneMO> I'll take a look
#3526 [16:58] <Boreeas> HeleneMO: Otherwise: #wom
#3527 [16:58] <gizmodrc> Boreeas dint used WugBots link
#3528 [16:58] <Wug> HeleneMO: wom only works for the classic version. if you can make it work then fine. but we dont support wom
#3529 [16:58] <Wug> its not vanilla
#3530 [17:02] <gizmodrc> Boreeas used wugbots link
#3531 [17:02] <gizmodrc> Boreeas i used wugbots link
#3532 [17:04] <gizmodrc> Boreeas i used wugbots link for a server
#3533 [17:04] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Did you replace your old server jar with it?
#3534 [17:04] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: And downloaded it?
#3535 [17:04] <gizmodrc> no how do i save new one
#3536 [17:06] <gizmodrc> Boreeas i saved it and it said done dawlonding
#3537 [17:06] <Boreeas> gizmodrc: Now, replace your old server jar with the one you just downloaded
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#3539 [17:08] <conrad> man... i hope this works....
#3540 [17:08] <gizmodrc> i deleted the 1.7 one and left 1.0.0
#3541 [17:09] <conrad> if not... i have 2 use my bros computer, which sux.
#3542 [17:09] <conrad> nope. didnt work.
#3543 [17:09] <bugweiser> when i play minecraft i see a lot of redness and i dont know why its making me really mad and its really slow i even have the best java there is
#3544 [17:09] <gizmodrc> Boreeas i deleted the 1.7 one and left the 1.0.0
#3545 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Could be that your computer isn't up to snuff, if you're seeing a lot of red in the F3 popup menu
#3546 [17:10] <bugweiser> snuff?
#3547 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Isn't good enough to handle minecraft
#3548 [17:10] <bugweiser> i dont know maybe so
#3549 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Try turning down some of the graphics options in minecraft, see if that helps any
#3550 [17:11] <bugweiser> i did
#3551 [17:11] <bugweiser> i didnt
#3552 [17:11] <bugweiser> i didnt work
#3553 [17:11] <conrad> :( minecraft still wont work. i did everything ive been told 2 do!
#3554 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Then your computer may not be able to handle minecraft well then.
#3555 [17:11] <gizmodrc> Boreeas hello
#3556 [17:11] <conrad> who?
#3557 [17:12] <bugweiser> it wouldnt go away even when i turned down the graphics
#3558 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Then don't look at the F3 menu?
#3559 [17:12] <bugweiser> F3?
#3560 [17:12] <gizmodrc> Boreeas how do i join the server
#3561 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - What do you mean by, "lots of red"?
#3562 [17:13] <gizmodrc> how do i join a server
#3563 [17:13] <bugweiser> its red in allot of places and its slow and it wont go away
#3564 [17:13] <gizmodrc> how do i join my server
#3565 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> gizmodrc - Find a server's ip address and join it using your client's multiplayer menu?
#3566 [17:13] <sugoi> phrases.org.uk says: "up to snuff" means "up to the required standard"
#3567 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> gizmodrc - Are you running the server yourself?
#3568 [17:13] <sugoi> .. that wasn't easy to find
#3569 [17:13] <gizmodrc> yes
#3570 [17:13] * sugoi expected to find urban dictionary a bit more friendly
#3570 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> gizmodrc - On the same computer as you're trying to connect with?
#3571 [17:14] <gizmodrc> yes i made the server
#3572 [17:14] <bugweiser> it is red in allot of places and it is really bugging me i know it isnt normal and it kinda lags allot
#3573 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> Then fire up your client, and go to the multiplayer field. Put in localhost or 127.0.0.1
#3574 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Could you provide us with a screenshot or something?
#3575 [17:14] <bugweiser> how?
#3576 [17:14] <gizmodrc> oh thanks :)
#3577 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - In-game, press the f2 button to take a screenshot
#3578 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - What operating system are you on?
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#3580 [17:15] <bugweiser> what do you mean?
#3581 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Are you on windows? MacOS? Linux? AmigaOS?
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#3583 [17:15] <bugweiser> im on windows
#3584 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#3585 [17:15] <bugweiser> ok one sec
#3586 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder. Inside, you should see the screenshots folder. Any screenshots you take with the F2 button while in minecraft will show up there.
#3587 [17:16] <conrad> hmm. i still cant get it to work.
#3588 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Next, use a website like http://www.imgur.com to upload screenshots so that you can share it with others.
#3589 [17:16] <bugweiser> ok how do i show you the image?
#3590 [17:16] <bugweiser> oh ok
#3591 [17:17] <bugweiser> how do i show it to you though
#3592 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Give us the URL to the image after uploading it
#3593 [17:18] <bugweiser> ok
#3594 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Should be something like http://i.imgur.com/sometexthere
#3595 [17:18] <bugweiser> i will do that and be back soon thank you
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#3597 [17:21] <gizmodrc> i cant fav the server i made thou
#3598 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> gizmodrc - What do you mean?
#3599 [17:21] <gizmodrc> so i can just click and join
#3600 [17:21] <gizmodrc> add server
#3601 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Go back to the multiplayer menu, instead of hitting Direct Connect, hit Add server
#3602 [17:22] <gizmodrc> i did
#3603 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Then just name the server whatever you want, and put in "localhost" as the server ip
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#3605 [17:23] <gizmodrc> i cant break some of the blocks thou
#3606 [17:24] <gizmodrc> they reaper
#3607 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Blocks near spawn are subject to spawn protection. Either op yourself, or move further away
#3608 [17:24] <gizmodrc> oh ok
#3609 [17:29] <bugweiser> here is the UIL to the image greyVulpine http://i.imgur.com/ea9EW.png
#3610 [17:29] <bugweiser> check it out
#3611 [17:29] <Boreeas> bugweiser: Turn off 3D
#3612 [17:29] <bugweiser> ok
#3613 [17:29] <|Kiikun|> bugweiser: yes. your in anaglyph 3d mode.
#3614 [17:29] <bugweiser> are you sure?
#3615 [17:30] * |Kiikun| putso n glasses and looks at your trees
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#3616 [17:30] <bugweiser> ok it will go away when i turn it off right?
#3617 [17:30] <Boreeas> bugweiser: Nah, we are just messing with you
#3618 [17:30] <arrex> Someone can help me with a problem with bukkit (for private)
#3619 [17:30] <Boreeas> bugweiser: You gotta reinstall minecraft
#3620 [17:30] <Boreeas> ??> bugweiser win/reinst
#3621 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Tripppy, yes. Turn off 3d analyglyph mode
#3622 [17:30] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3623 [17:30] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3624 [17:30] <bugweiser> ok ill turn it off
#3625 [17:31] <Boreeas> bugweiser: Do what voxelhead told you and it should go away
#3626 [17:31] <bugweiser> ok
#3627 [17:31] <|Kiikun|> Boreeas: thats sorta using a sledgehammer on a nail...
#3628 [17:31] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3628 [17:31] <Boreeas> |Kiikun|I couldn't resist when he asked me if I was sure
#3629 [17:31] <|Kiikun|> and a nail thats only a tiny bit from flush too o.o;
#3630 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> It's just one little option in the video settings..
#3631 [17:32] <Boreeas> I kniw
#3632 [17:32] <arrex> Please someone help me with Bukkit
#3633 [17:32] <Boreeas> But I really hope he did it anyways
#3634 [17:32] <|Kiikun|> arrex: #bukkit
#3635 [17:33] * |Kiikun| needs to fidure out how to fix color on his monitor so the glasses dont ghost
#3635 [17:35] <bugweiser> i didnt get what you said to do on the minecraft dictionary thing
#3636 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> Turn off 3d analyglyph mode in your minecraft video options
#3637 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> That red/blue thing will go away
#3638 [17:36] <bugweiser> ok
#3639 [17:36] <|Kiikun|> bugweiser: you dont need to do that. just go into video options and turn off anaglyph 3d.
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#3641 [17:36] <bugweiser> ok
#3642 [17:36] <bugweiser> thank you ill try and see if it works
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#3644 [17:36] <colin> i am having trouble downloading the game
#3645 [17:36] <|Kiikun|> bugweiser: 'anaglyph 3d' is for when you are wearing red/cyan glasses :P its old-fassions 3d!
#3646 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> What kind of trouble?
#3647 [17:36] <dalton221> hello
#3648 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Hello
#3649 [17:36] <colin> I can't get it to download
#3650 [17:37] <dalton221> grey
#3651 [17:37] <dalton221> how do i get onto a minecraft server??
#3652 [17:37] <colin> hello
#3653 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> colin - The launcher from minecraft.net/download? or the files?
#3654 [17:37] <dalton221> it wont work
#3655 [17:37] <colin> the files
#3656 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> dalton221 - Try using the server: mc.minecraftirc.net into the direct connect box
#3657 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> colin - Does it get stuck on a specific file?
#3658 [17:38] <colin> cuz i start the launcher and put in my username and pw and then it said info is incorrect (game isn't downloaded
#3659 [17:38] <dalton221> ikr
#3660 [17:38] <dalton221> tht happends to me all the time
#3661 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> colin - Login failed, Can't connect to minecraft.net or user not premium?
#3662 [17:38] <colin> i just got the premium
#3663 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> colin - What error does the launcher give you when you try to log in?
#3664 [17:39] <colin> i'll try again and see its response
#3665 [17:39] <dalton221> grey im on minecrafirc.net
#3666 [17:39] <dalton221> now what do i do?
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#3668 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> dalton221 - Congrats! You're on a minecraft server!
#3669 [17:40] <dalton221> how!@#@!
#3670 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> Wait, you didn't put in mc.minecraftirc.net into your client's multiplayer, did you?
#3671 [17:40] <colin> uhh
#3672 [17:40] <colin> LOL
#3673 [17:40] <dalton221> oo
#3674 [17:40] <dalton221> sec
#3675 [17:41] <dalton221> i didnt put mc.
#3676 [17:41] <colin> i was puttin in the wrong PW ... i have to remember so many BAaahh
#3677 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> I feel for you..
#3678 [17:41] <colin> i'm good with computers honest ... just gettin old and my brain don't work like it used to you
#3679 [17:41] <colin> thanks so much for the info
#3680 [17:41] <dalton221> ugg its says " lost connection failed to login: bad login
#3681 [17:42] <colin> you all have Happy Holidays
#3682 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> dalton221 - Close minecraft, and relog back in
#3683 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> colin - Take care
#3684 [17:43] <Boreeas> "mc.minecraftirc.net"?
#3685 [17:43] <Boreeas> lol
#3686 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Mmhmm.
#3687 [17:43] <dalton221> it said same thing
#3688 [17:43] <dalton221> why!@#@!
#3689 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> dalton221 - Did you pay for minecraft?
#3690 [17:43] <dalton221> no
#3691 [17:43] <Boreeas> ...
#3692 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> dalton221 - Then that's why you can't join a server
#3693 [17:43] <dalton221> ug
#3694 [17:43] <dalton221> but it says
#3695 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Try paying for an account instead of pirating minecraft
#3696 [17:44] <dalton221> minecraft *sp* alpha launcher
#3697 [17:44] <Boreeas> Yeah
#3698 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Yes, you are pirating minecraft
#3699 [17:44] <Boreeas> minecraft sp is a pirated version
#3700 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> There is no official single player version of minecraft that's free
#3701 [17:44] <dalton221> ugggggggg
#3702 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> In order to play minecraft at all, you need to pay for an account, either single player or multi
#3703 [17:45] <dalton221> the thing is
#3704 [17:45] <dalton221> i have my friends premium account cause we share it
#3705 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> I honestly don't care
#3706 [17:45] <dalton221> and when i try to log onto tht to it says with multi bad login
#3707 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> If you want to play minecraft, pay for an account.
#3708 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Otherwise, don't ask us for help on minecraft if you haven't paid for an account.
#3709 [17:49] <Scott> GreyVulpine: Can we officially drop classic support now? :D
#3710 [17:49] <Boreeas> Scott: Wait, we did?
#3711 [17:49] <Boreeas> Oh, nvm
#3712 [17:49] <|Kiikun|> lol
#3713 [17:49] <Scott> We want to.
#3714 [17:49] <Boreeas> I read "Can" as "Did"
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#3716 [17:50] <Boreeas> I'm all for it, though
#3717 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> I don't know. Think we should put it to a vote or something
#3718 [17:50] <Scott> ops only i assume?
#3719 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Or at least, compile a list of all the usual classic problems, post it on the forums, and point people with classic problems to is
#3720 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> it*
#3721 [17:50] <Boreeas> ^
#3722 [17:50] <|Kiikun|> classic is basicly.... Mac (Dont Work), Win (java, firewall, av)
#3723 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, there aren't a whole lot of classic problems
#3724 [17:51] <Scott> Given that it just doesn't work on OS X, I won't be much use.
#3725 [17:51] <|Kiikun|> and PEBCAK
#3726 [17:51] <Scott> If someone wants to write a topic about it on the forums
#3727 [17:51] <Scott> I can give you access to the support notes forum.
#3728 [17:51] <Boreeas> Most annoying about classic: Fatal Error (n)
#3729 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Usually has to do with firewall, corrupt files
#3730 [17:52] <Boreeas> Mhm, good to know
#3731 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> The fatal error (4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet... whatever, is a firewall issue
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#3733 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> The fatal error (x): unable to load logo and progress bar is a corrupt temp files issue, or firewall
#3734 [17:52] <Boreeas> My opinion: Treat it like mods. Don't officially give support, but point them to the fix or tell them where to look for a fix.
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#3736 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Then you have macs, don't work, or WoM, which we don't support anyways
#3737 [17:53] <Boreeas> fatal error (2) I think I heard once
#3738 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Or it's blackscreen, java or video drivers
#3739 [17:53] <Boreeas> Which is the same as usual minecraft troubleshooting
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#3742 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Really, anything classic related can be googled, problems and solutions haven't changed..
#3743 [17:54] <Overand> Hmm. I'm able to log in successfully at minecraft.net - is the topic out of date?
#3744 [17:54] <Overand> (I ask because my girlfriend's been trying to reset her password with no success for a few days)
#3745 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Overand - People with cobalt/mojang-merged accounts have had account issues logging into minecraft.net
#3746 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> No idea if it's been addressed yet
#3747 [17:55] <Overand> Interesting
#3748 [17:55] <Overand> Good to know.
#3749 [17:55] <Scott> It's resolved
#3750 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Has it?
#3751 [17:55] <Scott> It lets me log in now
#3752 [17:55] <Overand> I can log in, she can't
#3753 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> With your username or with your email?
#3754 [17:55] <Scott> email
#3755 [17:55] <Overand> maybe she should do a new p/w reset.
#3756 [17:55] <Scott> username tells me to use my email as it's been migrated
#3757 [17:56] <Overand> I know you guys aren't affiliated, etc.
#3758 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> We're not Mojang, we're just community-run support, recognized by Mojang
#3759 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> As for password resets, have her try:
#3760 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> :resetpass
#3761 [17:56] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#3762 [18:00] <Overand> indeed
#3763 [18:01] <bugweiser> it worked i was so addicted i forgot to tell you that it made the red things go away so again thank you soo much your a really great help :)
#3764 [18:02] <bugweiser> bye thank you
#3765 [18:02] <bugweiser> bye thank you
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#3769 [18:05] <slimer> i cant playy
#3770 [18:05] <slimer> it sort of lags...
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#3773 [18:14] <buz> Hello i have a question about thisoe gpu
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#3775 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> What GPU?
#3776 [18:15] <|Kiikun|> rofl... for all you steam users :P http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/650
#3777 [18:15] <buz> Nvidia Quadro NVS 135m
#3778 [18:16] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;;
#3779 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> Erm, what about it?
#3780 [18:16] <buz> Can it run minecraft, and if it can at how much fps with fancy / far on
#3781 [18:18] <xales> buz: A Quadro is a workstation GPU. It's not really meant for gaming, but intense graphics processing. It may run, but it's rare that people try to run games on it
#3782 [18:18] <xales> I have no idea if Minecraft would run on that
#3783 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> I doubt it'll run minecraft well..
#3784 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> I believe I've come across at least a few people running that video chipset with problems.
#3785 [18:19] <buz> Okay thanks
#3786 [18:19] <|Kiikun|> it HAS the opengl support...
#3787 [18:19] <|Kiikun|> supposedly.
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#3789 [18:20] <Overand> I'm not sure I'd second that the Quatro cards should be poor but
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#3791 [18:20] <Overand> direct experience trumps that
#3792 [18:21] <Overand> worth noting though - it's a notebook quatro chipset from 2007
#3793 [18:21] <|Kiikun|> this thing is if they have good opengl support.
#3794 [18:21] <Overand> theoretically a quatro should have killer openGL support
#3795 [18:21] <Overand> since OpenGL was traditionally used in 3d modelling apps
#3796 [18:22] <Overand> buz: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Hardware_performance
#3797 [18:22] <Overand> Sweet, the ad bar and mojang tweets render on top of that row for me
#3798 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> My experience in here usually tells me that computers running those quadro cards usually never have their video drivers updated since leaving the manufacturing line. On top of that, people using that don't know where to find drivers, and usually hit up windows update or device manager.
#3799 [18:22] <Overand> But I can tell that the comments end in 'playable'
#3800 [18:23] <Overand> er 'layable' - so it could be playable, barely playable, unplayable
#3801 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> On the most part, it's playable, yes, but usually with a driver update
#3802 [18:23] <Overand> I don't know the state of nvidia & windows laptops
#3803 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> But don't expect miracles out of the FPS
#3804 [18:24] <Overand> I seem to recall there beign quirks involvedi nt hat, people sugegsting going to the laptop manufacturer etc - which was always *ancient* nvidia drivers
#3805 [18:24] <Overand> I'm sort of amazed I get decent FPS out of my 2005 video card - but it was a high end one then
#3806 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> Nowadays? nvidia and ATI cards are pretty darn good on laptops, usually having their own dual-GPU setup on higher end laptops. A discrete, dedicated GPU for high performance applications, and an integrated intel GPU for low powered computing
#3807 [18:25] <Overand> I do like that 'dual GPU' thing - how well is that support integrated into the OS?
#3808 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> Nvidia has their optimus line, and ATI has their dynamic video... something or other
#3809 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> Pretty good.
#3810 [18:25] <Overand> Nice.
#3811 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> Again, all depends on drivers.
#3812 [18:25] <Overand> This is a far cry from the days of the 3d-only Voodoo 2, heh.
#3813 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> Hah, very true.
#3814 [18:26] <Overand> Oh, crap - did I date myself? Whoops.
#3815 [18:26] * |Kiikun| had a pci voodoo passthrough
#3815 [18:26] <Overand> Likewise.
#3816 [18:26] <Overand> I also had a matrox M3D - that was a weird card.
#3817 [18:26] <Overand> PCI video card with *no* video output.
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#3819 [18:26] <Overand> It just offloaded 3d processing, spit it back to the 2d card over the PCI bus, heh
#3820 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> Going to head off here for a few, take care folks.
#3821 [18:27] <Overand> Peace
#3822 [18:27] <Overand> and good luck not dreaming of blocks, if you are going to sleep
#3823 [18:27] <buz> What GPU would you guys recommend if you were on a 400$ price budget and on a laptop?
#3824 [18:28] <xales> buz: If you are trying to replace the GPU in a laptop...it's usually very difficult/impossible
#3825 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> Eep, good luck trying to get a laptop with a discrete video card in that for 400 bucks
#3826 [18:28] <buz> I mean like
#3827 [18:28] <buz> Getting a new pc
#3828 [18:28] <buz> Hmm
#3829 [18:28] <xales> buz: As far as laptops go, you won't find anything in that price range that will run it well
#3830 [18:28] <buz> What about 500?
#3831 [18:28] <xales> Desktops, possibly
#3832 [18:28] <Overand> That might be better.
#3833 [18:28] <Overand> You *can* get lucky with discreet graphics aroudn $500
#3834 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> I'd say, nothing less than 600-700 USD
#3835 [18:28] <Overand> It's really hit and miss though-
#3836 [18:29] <Overand> You'd have to be looking for a 'deal'
#3837 [18:29] <Overand> slickdeals.net has some, sometimes
#3838 [18:29] <Overand> I'm frustrated that my girlfriend has this crazily-expensive toshiba laptop with intel XXXX graphics
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#3840 [18:29] <Overand> the thing was like $1700, it's very sleek, great battery life, and it runs minecraft at best 20fps heh
#3841 [18:30] <Overand> (Also her black lab mix removed several keys from it when her other boyfriend was using it)
#3842 [18:30] <Overand> Dogs should not play minecraft!
#3843 [18:30] <lynn> i redeemed a gift code for minecraft and have the program in my downloads folder, but when I open it it takes me to a screen that asks me to log in again, but does not allow the login to go through. I just want to be able to play this game from my browser, but when I click that option from the minecraft home page, it takes me to a blank screen. Help!
#3844 [18:31] <xales> lynn: What do you mean by, "does not allow the login to go through"?
#3845 [18:31] <buz> Well what GPU would be able to play minecraft at 60 fps on far + fancy
#3846 [18:31] <Overand> and how long ago did you get the version in your downloads folder?
#3847 [18:31] <xales> buz: One of the higher end GPUs, with nvidia, a 550Ti or better probably. Not sure about ATI
#3848 [18:31] <xales> buz: On a laptop? You probably won't find anything for under $1500
#3849 [18:32] <buz> What about the radeon 6520g?
#3850 [18:33] <buz> Radeon hd 6520g*
#3851 [18:33] <xales> buz: Not even close
#3852 [18:33] <buz> How many fps?
#3853 [18:33] <Overand> buz: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Hardware_performance
#3854 [18:33] <xales> buz: Not many, I'd be surprised if it got 10
#3855 [18:34] <buz> Really
#3856 [18:34] <buz> My gma 950 does better than that
#3857 [18:35] <lynn> I downloaded the program yesterday and have tried several times to access the game yesterday and today. When I put in the login info, I get a message that says "can't connect to minecraft.net" There is an button to play offline, but that button does not take me anywhere.
#3858 [18:35] <xales> buz: On the highest settings
#3859 [18:35] <buz> hmm
#3860 [18:35] <buz> let me test right now
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#3862 [18:35] <xales> lynn: Make sure you have the latest version of Java installed, then try playing in your browser again
#3863 [18:38] <buz> Is there anyway to test GPU's?
#3864 [18:38] <buz> At the store to see if it's good?
#3865 [18:40] <|Kiikun|> buz: no. game performance is based on cpu, gpu, memory, and drive access speeds
#3866 [18:41] <Overand> Huh.
#3867 [18:41] <Overand> I've been running wth OpenJDK 6 for all this time.
#3868 [18:41] <Overand> Isn't that supposed to not work - aren't I supposed to be using the oracle one?
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#3870 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> Overand: your supposed to be using sun/oracle java..
#3871 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> openjdk is the open source implementation and is SUPPOSED to be 100% compliant.... but in practice it isnt always
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#3873 [18:43] <buz> Okay new pc
#3874 [18:43] <buz> AMD Radeon HD 6540g2
#3875 [18:44] <buz> 8gp RAM
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#3879 [18:49] <Overand> |Kiikun|Janus|: weirdly enough, it works surprisingly well. huh.
#3880 [18:49] <Overand> er.
#3881 [18:49] <Overand> |Kiikun|: tht thing i just asid
#3882 [18:49] <|Kiikun|> dont worry.. both me :P
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#3884 [18:52] <CaelThunderwing> Well i got an Weird problem that popped up Yesterday on my friends server (which i help manage a Mirror Server to it and the Mirror server is encountering the same issue) http://pastebin.com/Eb1rG5AE this is being spammed in the Console window.
#3885 [18:53] <buz> Can anyone help me with GPU?
#3886 [18:55] <CaelThunderwing> Whats your spefic issue Buz?
#3887 [18:57] <CaelThunderwing> Kinda cant help you if i dont know whats wrong.
#3888 [18:57] * CaelThunderwing isnt one of them Mindreaders people seem to think that lurk here
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#3889 [19:00] <zkxs> ??> buz win/dxdiag
#3890 [19:00] <VoxelHead> buz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3891 [19:00] <VoxelHead> buz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3892 [19:00] <zkxs> CaelThunderwing: What do you mean by mirror server?
#3893 [19:01] <CaelThunderwing> i Sync changes everynight of my friends server to mine as a "Live Backup"
#3894 [19:01] <CaelThunderwing> incase something fails physically on his end. him me and the others still have a mean sto play on the map
#3895 [19:01] <zkxs> ah, i see. so your problem isn't with the mirror, it is on his server.
#3896 [19:02] <zkxs> what is the problem?
#3897 [19:02] <CaelThunderwing> yea. the pastebin link i posted above.. that error was being spammed up in the Console window on both servers,
#3898 [19:02] <CaelThunderwing> and not even sure whats going on or why its happening.
#3899 [19:02] <zkxs> ah, i messed that line
#3900 [19:02] <zkxs> *missed
#3901 [19:02] <CaelThunderwing> http://pastebin.com/Eb1rG5AE
#3902 [19:03] <zkxs> do you use any mods?
#3903 [19:03] <CaelThunderwing> server side? No its Completly Vanilla
#3904 [19:03] <CaelThunderwing> and clientside its only Optifine.
#3905 [19:03] <zkxs> have you tried redownloading the server software?
#3906 [19:04] <CaelThunderwing> yea. it started after we noticed someone got on and layed down lava on a moutain.
#3907 [19:04] <zkxs> also, what do you sync? only the level data or the entire server directory?
#3908 [19:04] <CaelThunderwing> Entire server Director
#3909 [19:04] <CaelThunderwing> *directory
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#3911 [19:05] <zkxs> aha, try downloading a new copy of minecraft_server.jar
#3912 [19:05] <zkxs> https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft_server.jar?
#3913 [19:07] <zkxs> if you were only syncing level data, then the fact that both servers had the issue would mean the map is corrupted. however, as you sync everything, it could be an issue with corrupted server executables or configuration files
#3914 [19:07] <CaelThunderwing> if it helps when we do a sync the server goes down long enough to force a save-all, and perform a Folder Compress (putting it in a rar) thne it's transfeered via TeamViewer
#3915 [19:07] <zkxs> do you stop the server during the transfer?
#3916 [19:09] <zkxs> minecraft saves constantly, so the only safe way to copy save data is either stopping the server or using the save-off command
#3917 [19:11] <CaelThunderwing> yes it stays down Untill transfeer's complete
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#3920 [19:11] <CaelThunderwing> and atm seem sto be fine now w/ the replaced jar.
#3921 [19:11] <CaelThunderwing> the only diffrence between the Orginal and Mirror server is his is run under Linux
#3922 [19:11] <CaelThunderwing> my mirror is run under win server 2k3
#3923 [19:12] <acecateer> what is a server address ive been trying to set up a server but i dont know what to put in server address can anyone help?
#3924 [19:12] <Belak123456> On the old version, it doesn't run on my computer. Please Help!
#3925 [19:12] <zkxs> *shouldn't* be an issue with java. java claims to be cross platform, but it has a few issues.
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#3927 [19:12] <zkxs> acecateer: a url or ip address
#3928 [19:12] <CaelThunderwing> acecateer thats only if you wish to Bind it to a Spefic Address on your network (being you 'd have multiple adapters)
#3929 [19:13] <zkxs> Belak123456: the old launcher is no longer supported, if that is what you are talking about
#3930 [19:13] <acecateer> im confused 0_o
#3931 [19:13] <CaelThunderwing> if you leave it blank it'll bind to Any IP on port 25565
#3932 [19:13] <Niklason> Hey i wonder if anyone other than me have a weird problem whit rubber wood not spawning on trees on the latest release?
#3933 [19:13] <xales> acecateer: Leave it blank
#3934 [19:13] <acecateer> ok
#3935 [19:13] <Belak123456> I have the updated Java.
#3936 [19:13] <zkxs> oops, for some reason i though he was asking about a client...
#3937 [19:14] <acecateer> how does multiplayer work anyways how to i get in a game with another person?
#3938 [19:14] * zkxs leaves in shame
#3938 [19:14] <CaelThunderwing> you'd click Multiplayer at the main menu, and enter the server they are on's IP
#3939 [19:14] <acecateer> ?
#3940 [19:14] <CaelThunderwing> you'd nee dthe IP of the server your friend or "Other person" is on.
#3941 [19:15] <acecateer> ip?
#3942 [19:15] * CaelThunderwing facepalms Star trek style
#3942 [19:15] <CaelThunderwing> let me ask you this, whats your ingame Name?
#3943 [19:15] <acecateer> acecateer
#3944 [19:15] <CaelThunderwing> !paid acecateer
#3945 [19:16] <acecateer> yes
#3946 [19:16] <CaelThunderwing> ok i usally only hear More Ironic questions from a pirate..
#3947 [19:16] <acecateer> ...
#3948 [19:16] <xales> acecateer: Do you want to run a server, or you do want to play with other people?
#3949 [19:16] <CaelThunderwing> so excuse me if i was a lil skepticle,
#3950 [19:16] <acecateer> play with other people
#3951 [19:16] <acecateer> and your excused cael
#3952 [19:17] <CaelThunderwing> like i said you'd need the IP of the Server you'd want to join,
#3953 [19:17] <acecateer> ok
#3954 [19:17] <xales> acecateer: If you want to play with other people, all you have to do is find a server on a website such as minestatus.net
#3955 [19:17] <acecateer> ok thats what i wanted to know
#3956 [19:17] <acecateer> thank you
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#3958 [19:17] <Niklason> could you help me a minute or two?
#3959 [19:18] <xales> Niklason: With?
#3960 [19:18] <acecateer> bye have a nice day xales, and cael
#3961 [19:18] <CaelThunderwing> youtoo acecateer
#3962 [19:19] <Niklason> I just recently installed ic2 on my server everything woks and such but i got one problem.
#3963 [19:19] <acecateer> ill be back if i need anymore help
#3964 [19:19] <acecateer> ill be back if i need anymore help
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#3966 [19:19] <Niklason> Rubber wood spawn on trees.
#3967 [19:19] <Niklason> wont
#3968 [19:19] <CaelThunderwing> and zkxs, things seem to be fine for now. My friend and i wil be monitoring our server windows to see if it pops up.
#3969 [19:19] <xales> Niklason: We don't support third-party mods, unfortunately. Perhaps try in #bukkit
#3970 [19:20] <Niklason> am i wrong once again ...
#3971 [19:21] <CaelThunderwing> Niklason, this is Support for Vanilla Minecrtaft aka No mods.. we dont suport mods as thers no way on earth we can know every single system and mod configuration.
#3972 [19:21] <CaelThunderwing> it'd be like finding the worlds only needle in 4 city sizes worth of hay
#3973 [19:22] <Niklason> Yea i understood that but i thought i were on the right place since the mod site linked to this irc
#3974 [19:22] <CaelThunderwing> plus the people in #bukkit are better suite dto help w/ Mod Issues anyways :3
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#3976 [19:22] <Niklason> i use the vanilla server :/
#3977 [19:22] <CaelThunderwing> they usally link to here if thers Support via gam eitself or Issues relating to the server w/o the mod present
#3978 [19:22] <xales> Niklason: If you installed a mod, then it's not vanilla
#3979 [19:22] <CaelThunderwing> Vanilla in Computer terms means "orginal unmodified Product"
#3980 [19:22] <Niklason> yea i know but its not the bukkit version
#3981 [19:23] <CaelThunderwing> even if you mod the Vanilla Server software its no longer vanilla.
#3982 [19:23] <Boreeas> Niklason: Bukkit#s not the only non-vanilla
#3983 [19:23] <CaelThunderwing> thers Many a person who's created their own Server software version.
#3984 [19:24] <Boreeas> Niklason: Any manual modifaction, anything that doesn't come with minecraft by default, is considered to render the game and the server non-vanilla
#3985 [19:24] <Niklason> okay i understand that.
#3986 [19:27] <CaelThunderwing> the best thing anyone here can suggest is Remove the mod
#3987 [19:27] <CaelThunderwing> and at worst Reset the map
#3988 [19:28] <CaelThunderwing> the worst mod screwup i've seen is someone F***ing up a Install of AntiXray an dit causing the plugin to Remove all teh diamonds from the map.
#3989 [19:29] <CaelThunderwing> if your Physically hosting teh server or Own it. if you must Reset the Map warn your players first to back up the important stuff and backup their player DAT files.
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#3992 [19:30] <Niklason> that would be a pain otherwise :/
#3993 [19:30] <Guest45072> Hi I was trying to purchase minecraft but a 24 hour rejection of my credit card appeared
#3994 [19:31] <CaelThunderwing> Guest45072, a good means of ensuring they payment will go thru is pay via Paypal or moneybrokers, if you use poaypal Load $$ into your paypal balance first.
#3995 [19:31] <Guest45072> This happened after two cards I tried plz help
#3996 [19:31] <CaelThunderwing> not every single bank or credit card issuer outside of the UK can Send in Euros.
#3997 [19:31] <xales> Guest45072: Contact your bank, or try another payment method
#3998 [19:32] * sugoi recommends paypal
#3998 [19:32] <CaelThunderwing> it declined me when i used paypal till i loaded funds via a Greendot Reload "Moneypak" to the Paypal balance.. using that Pfft! it went thru immedatly.
#3999 [19:32] <Guest45072> Thanks, but as listed it was an available payment method but was rejected, why would they have something that doesn't work?
#4000 [19:33] * sugoi recommends paypal linked to a checking account or line of credit
#4000 [19:33] <CaelThunderwing> if it was rejecte dyour credit card issue cant send in Euro and considering Mojang's not in the US and Uses that currency..
#4001 [19:33] <CaelThunderwing> if tyour payment method cant send in it.. then your SOL Almost.
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#4003 [19:34] <CaelThunderwing> Guest45072, if your in the US, you can get a Greendot Reload moneypak card and load the exact ammount of the gam ethen add it to your paypal balance,
#4004 [19:34] <CaelThunderwing> it'll go thru w/o a problem.
#4005 [19:35] <|Kiikun|> Guest45072: payment methods do work. whats going on is probably your bank is blockign the transaction to protect you from internastional fraud
#4006 [19:35] <|Kiikun|> ....
#4007 [19:35] <|Kiikun|> yea... screw it. *goes back to building farm*
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#4009 [19:38] <CaelThunderwing> zkxs? the errors are back again
#4010 [19:38] <CaelThunderwing> its not affecting gameplay though as My friend seem sto notice though.
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#4012 [19:44] <zkxs> CaelThunderwing: how old is the map?
#4013 [19:44] <CaelThunderwing> 1.0.0 Map
#4014 [19:44] <zkxs> it shouldn't be a seed issue then
#4015 [19:45] <zkxs> copy the server to a new folder, then delete the map and run the server
#4016 [19:45] <zkxs> i want to see if this is a corrupted level
#4017 [19:47] <CaelThunderwing> having him do that now
#4018 [19:47] <zkxs> make sure he keeps all the configuration files, etc
#4019 [19:47] <CaelThunderwing> since i got the Mirror server down for a upgrade,
#4020 [19:47] <CaelThunderwing> i told him "Make a new folder, copy the server files Minus the world folder, and let it generate a new map"
#4021 [19:48] <zkxs> ^good. I have a feeling this is map corruption though...
#4022 [19:52] <zkxs> CaelThunderwing: is the text "Wrong location! xv@9ac8" part of the error message?
#4023 [19:52] <CaelThunderwing> yes
#4024 [19:52] <CaelThunderwing> and like i said earlier its 100% vanilla
#4025 [19:53] <CaelThunderwing> no mods what so oever
#4026 [19:53] <CaelThunderwing> *so ever
#4027 [19:53] <zkxs> is it giving you any coordinates?
#4028 [19:53] <CaelThunderwing> in the error log? no
#4029 [19:54] <zkxs> what about in the console window?
#4030 [19:54] <zkxs> it should end up in server.log though
#4031 [19:55] <CaelThunderwing> in the console it doesnt show a positoin/co-ord
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#4033 [19:55] <zkxs> do you have a user named xv?
#4034 [19:56] <CaelThunderwing> No
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#4036 [19:57] <MineOre> I just re-registered my name
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#4038 [19:58] <CaelThunderwing> no mentin of thaterror in the server.log
#4039 [19:58] <dylanbarberdude> I just re-registered my name
#4040 [20:00] <zkxs> CaelThunderwing: this is a corrupted save problem for sure
#4041 [20:00] <zkxs> i don't suppose you keep backups?
#4042 [20:00] <CaelThunderwing> we do,
#4043 [20:01] <CaelThunderwing> waiting to see if it pops up in the test map.
#4044 [20:05] <CaelThunderwing> googling it atm while i wait to hear back from him. and it maybe a corrupted level.dat
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#4046 [20:17] <bernard> i just want to play singleplayer
#4047 [20:17] <CaelThunderwing> ok....
#4048 [20:18] <CaelThunderwing> Aaaand whats wrong that prevents SP?
#4049 [20:18] <bernard> it wont let me play
#4050 [20:18] <bernard> it says press b
#4051 [20:18] <bernard> when i press it its just a black screen
#4052 [20:19] <CaelThunderwing> What OS? what Video card, Are you playing via Website? via Launcher? or you using a pirated copy?
#4053 [20:19] <bernard> one at a time
#4054 [20:19] <bernard> please
#4055 [20:20] <zkxs> the message to press b is hard coded into the web page, and it assumes the game is working
#4056 [20:20] <CaelThunderwing> ok First Whats Your OS?
#4057 [20:20] <CaelThunderwing> err that solves one issue .
#4058 [20:20] <bernard> os?
#4059 [20:20] <CaelThunderwing> your launching from website,
#4060 [20:20] <zkxs> ?? os
#4061 [20:20] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#4062 [20:20] <CaelThunderwing> , your OS, is it Windows? MacOS? Linux?
#4063 [20:21] <bernard> windows
#4064 [20:21] <CaelThunderwing> XP Vista or 7?
#4065 [20:21] <bernard> vista
#4066 [20:22] * CaelThunderwing pats bernard's back "You pour soul having to use vista... anyways..."
#4066 [20:22] <CaelThunderwing> check your Java version.
#4067 [20:22] <zkxs> ?? java/version
#4068 [20:22] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4069 [20:22] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4070 [20:22] <bernard> i have the latest java version updated
#4071 [20:23] <CaelThunderwing> theres 2 versions out bernard theres v6 and v7.
#4072 [20:23] <bernard> ok i will check
#4073 [20:23] <CaelThunderwing> v6 is the del-facto standard .. and 7 is the new of the new w/ new features etc but has known issues w/ Minecraft
#4074 [20:28] <CaelThunderwing> aaaand he quits..
#4075 [20:29] <zkxs> lol@vista
#4076 [20:29] <CaelThunderwing> i pitty tte poor souls who use Vista
#4077 [20:29] <CaelThunderwing> *the
#4078 [20:29] <zkxs> so, corruption?
#4079 [20:29] <CaelThunderwing> considering No errors sofar, its likely the case,
#4080 [20:30] <CaelThunderwing> there was recent changes to the terrain 2 days ago so maybe a chunk error,
#4081 [20:30] <zkxs> you would either have to delete the offending chunks, or restore a backup. as the serve log isn't giving you coordinates, the affected chunk may prove difficult to find
#4082 [20:30] <CaelThunderwing> atm its Notr affecting gameplay but i want to nip this in the bud before it affects gameplay,
#4083 [20:31] <zkxs> i have a backup script that takes a backup every 15 minutes and keeps them for a week. if you guys were to set up something like that, you could just restore to a pre-corruption server if you ever encounter this issue again.
#4084 [20:33] <CaelThunderwing> is it possible to snag a copy of that script :3
#4085 [20:33] <zkxs> it is a linux script
#4086 [20:34] <zkxs> if that changes anything ;)
#4087 [20:34] <CaelThunderwing> his server is Linux (Ubuntu 11.01)
#4088 [20:34] <Boreeas> zkxs: Mind sharing?
#4089 [20:34] <CaelThunderwing> i just sync via archiving and copying over to my server
#4090 [20:35] <zkxs> nope
#4091 [20:35] <zkxs> let me go find it
#4092 [20:39] <zkxs> this is an init.d script. to do the automatic backup, make a cron job that calls 'service minecraft backup' every so often. here's the script: ftp://3545.no-ip.org/minecraft
#4093 [20:41] <Boreeas> awesome, thanks
#4094 [20:42] <zkxs> it even runs the stop command when before your computer shuts down, which suprised me
#4095 [20:47] <zkxs> is it worth installing apache to have http links instead of ftp links?
#4096 [20:48] <g> Anyone here having kernel panics while running the vanilla SMP server on nix?
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#4098 [20:49] <g> Because I am. And it's fricking annoyinh.
#4099 [20:49] <g> annoying*
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#4102 [20:49] <|Kiikun|> zkxs: you coudl always sue litehttp
#4103 [20:49] <|Kiikun|> *use
#4104 [20:50] <imperfect> hey guys i wanted to check here to see if its just me, but has anyone had a problem finding animals? I have dozens of sheep, and no other animals. I can't find them anywhere..
#4105 [20:50] <zkxs> g: no problems here
#4106 [20:51] <g> hm
#4107 [20:51] <g> we've tried /everything/
#4108 [20:51] <g> three distros, fresh maps, three versions of java
#4109 [20:51] <g> etc etc etc
#4110 [20:51] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: animals spawn with chunk generation. the chunk has to be abel to spawn animals and the biome in the chunk has to have animals availabel to spawn.
#4111 [20:51] <g> here's the panic if anyone thinks they can understand it: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-nNaWvebs6yY/TvEuNzRz0XI/AAAAAAAAANM/sj2uiC5nsSc/s1280/IMAG0209.jpg
#4112 [20:51] * g slaps VoxelHead around a bit with a large ><(((°>.
#4112 [20:52] <|Kiikun|> like you wont find anythign in a desert.
#4113 [20:52] <imperfect> i get that, its just that i have sheep. so unless its a sheep only kinda biome. then it still doesnt make sense
#4114 [20:52] * zkxs steals the trout emoticon for future use
#4114 [20:53] <g> go for it
#4115 [20:53] <g> :P
#4116 [20:53] <g> ><(((°> eaten: 350. Bricks deflected: 69. Whales saved: 15. Cats fed: 43.
#4117 [20:53] <g> lol, vox
#4118 [20:53] <g> y u no understand voice
#4119 [20:53] <imperfect> kikkun: is there such thing as a biome that has only certain animals?
#4120 [20:53] <imperfect> |kikkun|: ^
#4121 [20:53] <g> imperfect: Mushroom biome
#4122 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: mushroom bione only spawns mooshrooms.
#4123 [20:53] <imperfect> not in one of those :S
#4124 [20:54] <imperfect> but ihave sheep >.>
#4125 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> wolves only spawn in tundra.
#4126 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> cows sheep and chickens all spawn in basicly everything else.
#4127 [20:54] <imperfect> yeah. so back to square one, i only have sheep, and no cows and chickens >.>
#4128 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: wander aroudn more :D
#4129 [20:55] <g> Switching to iPad.
#4130 [20:55] <imperfect> :o
#4131 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> oh.. and only squid spawn in ocean.
#4132 [20:55] <imperfect> i like my home :3
#4133 [20:55] <imperfect> lol. i get that
#4134 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: you can always come back with the cows :P
#4135 [20:56] <imperfect> true, except my wheat farm is slower than molasses
#4136 [20:56] <imperfect> started a fairly new world and really like it.. so i dont wanna start over to find animals..
#4137 [20:56] <imperfect> and i gotta get wheat to feed myself before i get animals
#4138 [20:56] <imperfect> and i cant feed myself without wheat
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#4140 [20:56] <imperfect> its one big loop that im stuck in.
#4141 [20:57] <onix> i was charged twice and cant even get into the game
#4142 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: break tall gras for wheat seeds.
#4143 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> use bonemeal on grass if you cant find any tall grass
#4144 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> onix: the paym,ent was actually taken from your bank?
#4145 [20:59] <imperfect> no health to fight skeletons and i can find bones in the morning, and im out of bone meal although i did that. i have 3 wheat :3 guess ill try my luck with half a heart
#4146 [20:59] <|Kiikun|> onix: did you get any reciept of payment via email?
#4147 [20:59] <onix> i want to know why i was charged twice
#4148 [20:59] <imperfect> i got the game down im just getting my ass kicked by it this game.
#4149 [20:59] <|Kiikun|> onix: did you fill out the payment form twice?
#4150 [20:59] <onix> no
#4151 [21:00] <|Kiikun|> did you click back in your browser after submitting payemnt?
#4152 [21:00] <onix> no
#4153 [21:01] <Boreeas> Bleh. Every 2nd or 3rd time I start minecraft, it gives me a nullpointer in Minecraft.<init>
#4154 [21:01] <Boreeas> Too lazy to reinstall, though :P
#4155 [21:01] <onix> i got no reciept # either
#4156 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> you payed via a card or paypal?
#4157 [21:02] <onix> visa
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#4159 [21:03] <|Kiikun|> ok first make SURE the payment is actually going throug and its not just your payemnt getting revered by visa
#4160 [21:03] <|Kiikun|> *reversed
#4161 [21:04] <|Kiikun|> moneybookers woudl have sent you a reciept by email if they had sucessfully aquired the money
#4162 [21:04] <Wug> see also
#4163 [21:04] <Wug> :mb/support
#4164 [21:04] <WugBot> mb/support: If you paid with a credit card (via moneybookers) and money has cleared your account but your account status has not been updated, you may need to contact MoneyBookers support.
#4165 [21:04] <WugBot> mb/support: MoneyBookers support can be reached at us-service@moneybookers.com (Make sure to include as much information as possible)
#4166 [21:04] <onix> but it shows the money being taken out of my account twice
#4167 [21:04] * |Kiikun| has a feelone one is 'money being requested' and other is 'payment reversed'
#4167 [21:06] <|Kiikun|> onix: then contact the above email address about it.
#4168 [21:07] <onix> ty
#4169 [21:14] <imperfect> omfg! ive seen like 300 sheep trying to find cows and i havent found anything but sheep!
#4170 [21:15] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: single player?
#4171 [21:15] <imperfect> yes
#4172 [21:16] <imperfect> wait
#4173 [21:16] <imperfect> mabye i needed to restart
#4174 [21:16] <|Kiikun|> wait.. COWS!
#4175 [21:16] <|Kiikun|> :P
#4176 [21:17] <imperfect> just started over and heard a chicken
#4177 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> oh
#4178 [21:17] <imperfect> lets hope :D
#4179 [21:17] <imperfect> ive found chickens :D
#4180 [21:17] <|Kiikun|> passive mobs DO still spawn... really rarely.
#4181 [21:19] <imperfect> still no cows :(
#4182 [21:19] <imperfect> i mean i restarted the game, still same world.
#4183 [21:20] <|Kiikun|> they wont suddenly spawn by reopenign the game
#4184 [21:21] <imperfect> chickens did :3
#4185 [21:21] <imperfect> and i know but ive gone to new chunks and still no sign
#4186 [21:21] <imperfect> and i have like no monsters, ive seen 1 skeleton and heard 1 zombie ive easily played a week in minecraft time
#4187 [21:21] <imperfect> worked through the night
#4188 [21:24] <DreadLindwyrm> What difficulty are you on?
#4189 [21:24] <DreadLindwyrm> And have you checked for extensive caves underground?
#4190 [21:24] <Wug> difficulty does not affect spawn rates
#4191 [21:25] <Wug> with the exception that hostile mobs will not spawn in peaceful mode
#4192 [21:25] <|Kiikun|> and neithr will medium or large slimes
#4193 [21:25] <|Kiikun|> small ones still will
#4194 [21:26] <imperfect> sorry
#4195 [21:26] <imperfect> im on normal
#4196 [21:26] <imperfect> and i have not really gone down to check for caves cause i have no food :3
#4197 [21:27] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: like i said... wheat :P
#4198 [21:28] <DreadLindwyrm> Setting up for wheat gardens then? Make bread and cope on that temporarily
#4199 [21:28] <imperfect> i have wheat :3
#4200 [21:28] <imperfect> im doing that
#4201 [21:28] * |Kiikun| suffices on mellonbread
#4201 [21:28] <imperfect> oh yeah where can i find melons? just growing naturally? or in cave chest?
#4202 [21:29] <|Kiikun|> imperfect: they dont spawn naturally. you have to find an abandoned mineshaft. mellon seeds can be foudn in the chests sometimes
#4203 [21:29] <imperfect> thought so
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#4205 [21:30] * |Kiikun| may have to simply make a cart track to deliver animals to farm :/
#4205 [21:31] <DreadLindwyrm> or tow them with wheat.
#4206 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> DreadLindwyrm: my house is levatating over the ocean :P
#4207 [21:33] <|Kiikun|> ive been trying different waterlifts... but they hang in the spots a boat would... and my boat lifter doesnt work for animals....
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#4210 [21:38] <DreadLindwyrm> Tricky. I'd have to say you might have to go for a temporary, lit bridge.
#4211 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> meh, tore that down once i got the grass to grow across it.
#4212 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> but thats wht i was saying.
#4213 [21:41] <DreadLindwyrm> You could build a floating annex farm and hope you can get some sane spawns.
#4214 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> nah. and passives spawn uberrarely.
#4215 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> otherwise i might have some in my treefarm already :3
#4216 [21:43] <DreadLindwyrm> Whereas I can't move for cows trying to get into my mine...
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#4219 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> lol
#4220 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> stop waving wheat around :P
#4221 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> but yeah.. lillypads and some powered rails seem to be the way to go :/
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#4226 [21:56] <ferdinand> so, anyone know what is wrong with my server connecting?
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#4228 [22:00] <ferdinand> well, heres the problem for someone who can help, ive been having a crap load of problems with hamachi with connecting and what not. i have finally got hamachi to connect to other people, however,
#4229 [22:00] * |Kiichan|Schala| [|Kiichan|Schala|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4230 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> ?? fubar/hamachi
#4231 [22:00] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#4232 [22:00] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#4233 [22:00] <ferdinand> when i try to play on servers on minecraft multiplayer, it still wont let me connect
#4234 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> ferdinand: try connecting to mc.minecraftirc.net
#4235 [22:01] <ferdinand> incease that wont work anyone else got an idea?
#4236 [22:01] <ferdinand> incase*
#4237 [22:02] <ferdinand> and by the way to clarify, im not a server administrator
#4238 [22:02] <|Kiikun|> ferdinand: we dont assist in any way where hamachi is involved. its insecure and broken.
#4239 [22:03] <ferdinand> so what should i do in place of hamachi?
#4240 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> ferdinand: your not the server admin. do nothing. you dont need hamachi unless the server is on a hamachi network.
#4241 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> and then we dont help with those servers. beyond getting them to port forward properly
#4242 [22:04] <ferdinand> well i still want to play on my friends server and he uses hamachi
#4243 [22:04] <ferdinand> so is there anything i can do?
#4244 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> then thats your friends issue. and you said you were having trouble connecting to servers.
#4245 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> so, again, does mc.minecraftirc.net work?
#4246 [22:04] <ferdinand> let me see
#4247 [22:06] <ferdinand> it wont go anywhere
#4248 [22:06] <ferdinand> what would i search for it
#4249 [22:06] <ferdinand> ?
#4250 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> !check mc.minecraftirc.net
#4251 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> so, you cant connect to the server? that woudl mean your firewall is blocking minecraft
#4252 [22:07] <ferdinand> thats what i thought the original problem was
#4253 [22:08] <ferdinand> so i made a new rule in advanced settings to allow it input and output but it still wouldnt work
#4254 [22:08] <Wug> you made the rule for java.exe and javaw.exe, right?
#4255 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> ferdinand: you can see conclusively if its the firewall by disabling it and trying mc.minecraftirc.net again.
#4256 [22:08] <Wug> you cant just make it for minecraft.exe
#4257 [22:08] <ferdinand> and then i removed my antivirus and it still wouldnt work
#4258 [22:09] <ferdinand> and java and javaw were already allowed
#4259 [22:12] <ferdinand> i cant find mc.minecraftirc.net
#4260 [22:12] <ferdinand> when i search it it says whoops that didnt go well
#4261 [22:12] <zkxs> lol, he meant to try connecting to it with minecraft
#4262 [22:13] <ferdinand> i gotta tell you guys im not the most adept with computers
#4263 [22:13] <ferdinand> so im the "noob" of computers for this
#4264 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> wait.. it says 'Whoops that didnt go well'? and where are you SEARCHING it..?
#4265 [22:15] <zkxs> lol
#4266 [22:16] <Wug> ferdinand: mc.minecraftirc.net is a minecraft server
#4267 [22:16] <Wug> you're supposed to try to connect to it from minecraft
#4268 [22:16] <ferdinand> yeah, that wasnt my first guess :(
#4269 [22:16] <Wug> -.-
#4270 [22:16] * |Kiikun| bangs head
#4270 [22:17] * Wug bangs |Kiikun|'s head
#4270 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> ok idiot quotient has passed max again. im going back to building my farm.
#4271 [22:17] <ferdinand> im sorry for my stupidness D:
#4272 [22:18] <ferdinand> well im going to troubleshoot my firewall problems and try adding the ports again, thatnks for the help
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#4274 [22:24] <H2O2finger> im haveing a problem uploading the minecraft weekly updates
#4275 [22:24] * SoBeLiz [SoBeLiz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4276 [22:24] <SoBeLiz> 'ello
#4277 [22:24] <H2O2finger> hi?
#4278 [22:24] <SoBeLiz> Not sure if your saying hi?
#4279 [22:24] <H2O2finger> haha
#4280 [22:24] <zkxs> H2O2finger: uploading?
#4281 [22:25] <H2O2finger> o, sry
#4282 [22:25] <H2O2finger> ya
#4283 [22:25] <H2O2finger> i went to mojang.com to get the week 50 update but im not sure if im placing in my bin correctly
#4284 [22:27] <SoBeLiz> So.. was running a completely unmodded minecraft... worked nicely. Stopped working one evening, didn't change anything, and now it crashes seconds after it shows the log in screen.. any ideas?
#4285 [22:27] <SinZ> download the jar file, rename to minecraft.jar go to bin folder, delete minecraft.jar there, place the new minecraft.jar there H2O2finger
#4286 [22:27] <zkxs> H2O2finger: i think the term you are looking for is 'downloading'. The correct directory to place minecraft.jar in (for windows) is %appdata%\.minecraft\bin
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#4288 [22:28] <zkxs> ??> SoBeLiz forecupdate
#4289 [22:28] <Ash1205> Hello, i cant connect to minecraft classic, on any servers? it says the server is probably down
#4290 [22:28] <H2O2finger> thats exactly what i did except the renaming of the file, when i open the program the load bar stops a millimeter from the end and wont finish
#4291 [22:28] <zkxs> ??> SoBeLiz forceupdate
#4292 [22:28] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4293 [22:28] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4294 [22:28] <SoBeLiz> Already deleted all the mc stuff, and uninstalled and reinstalled java ^^;
#4295 [22:28] <SinZ> zkxs: correct term would be installed
#4296 [22:28] <SoBeLiz> Yeah, can't even get that far
#4297 [22:28] <SoBeLiz> Attempted it
#4298 [22:28] <SoBeLiz> It locks before I can actually log in or touch a button
#4299 [22:29] <SoBeLiz> It doesn't even begin to load any of the news or anything else
#4300 [22:29] <Ash1205> can i have some help? it wont let me connect to any minecraft servers on classic?
#4301 [22:29] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: what link are you getting the launcher from?
#4302 [22:30] <SoBeLiz> the one on the minecraft.net download section
#4303 [22:30] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: minecraft.exe?
#4304 [22:30] <H2O2finger> i got my .jar from mojang.com
#4305 [22:30] <SoBeLiz> and i just downloaded it again for shitz and giggles before I hopped on this
#4306 [22:30] <H2O2finger> or .whatever
#4307 [22:30] <SoBeLiz> ya
#4308 [22:30] <SoBeLiz> .exe
#4309 [22:30] <zkxs> ??> SoBeLiz java/version
#4310 [22:30] <H2O2finger> i think it was a .jar
#4311 [22:31] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4312 [22:31] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4313 [22:31] <H2O2finger> just updated java
#4314 [22:31] <H2O2finger> i thought that might be the problem
#4315 [22:31] <zkxs> ??> H2O2finger only/you
#4316 [22:31] <VoxelHead> H2O2finger: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#4317 [22:31] <VoxelHead> H2O2finger: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#4318 [22:31] <zkxs> ;)
#4319 [22:32] <SoBeLiz> VoxelHead: You have the recommended Java installed (1.7.0_02)
#4320 [22:32] <H2O2finger> VoxelHead ok,sry
#4321 [22:32] <Ash1205> hello guys, my minecraft classic wont connect to any server, i've tryed making a new account, and it still wont connect, it comes up with you cannot connect to the server, the server is most probably down
#4322 [22:32] <Wug> SoBeLiz: 1.7 is not the recommended version
#4323 [22:32] <Wug> use this version instead
#4324 [22:32] <Wug> :j
#4325 [22:32] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#4326 [22:32] <SoBeLiz> Just copy pasted what the site said ^^
#4327 [22:33] * SoBeLiz goes fetches
#4327 [22:33] <Wug> 7 has connection issues
#4328 [22:33] <Ash1205> can anyone help me please?
#4329 [22:34] <Wug> Ash1205: try disabling your firewalls
#4330 [22:34] <zkxs> H2O2finger: does the current version of minecraft work for you?
#4331 [22:34] <H2O2finger> yes, 1.0.0 works
#4332 [22:34] <Ash1205> i turned my firewalls off and tryed, and it doesnt work, also i tryed a new account, doesnt work, i was playing it yesterday and the day before and it ran really smooth :S
#4333 [22:35] <zkxs> H2O2finger: just to make sure you didn't overwrite anything, open the launcher and do a force update
#4334 [22:35] <H2O2finger> ok
#4335 [22:36] <H2O2finger> zkxs done
#4336 [22:36] <zkxs> now, save this file somewhere you can find it: http://assets.minecraft.net/11w50a/minecraft.jar
#4337 [22:36] <Ash1205> what else can i do? i really really want to play the classic its great
#4338 [22:37] <H2O2finger> zkxs the file goes into my downloads folder, but i get an error message of "Failed To Load Main Class Manifest"
#4339 [22:37] <zkxs> H2O2finger: now, press 'winkey' + 'r', type (or copy/paste) %appdata%\.minecraft\bin and press 'enter'. a folder should open.
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#4342 [22:40] <H2O2finger> zkxs ok, got it. I have the original .jar and the new .jar in my bin. I can load minecraft but its not updated
#4343 [22:41] <djwoogie> Can I install Minecraft on a Mac running OS X 10.5 ?
#4344 [22:41] <zkxs> H2O2finger: you need to overwrite the origional jar with the new jar, and make sure the new jar is named 'minecraft.jar'
#4345 [22:41] <SoBeLiz> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 30).
#4346 [22:41] <SoBeLiz> ^^
#4347 [22:41] <H2O2finger> ah, ok. ill try it
#4348 [22:42] <SoBeLiz> I guess I'll try it
#4349 [22:43] <Scott> djwoogie: As long as you have compatible hardware and updated java, yes.
#4350 [22:43] <H2O2finger> ga! same problem unfortunatly, the load bar stops before it completes. i cant get any further than that
#4351 [22:43] <djwoogie> Many thanks scott
#4352 [22:43] <zkxs> H2O2finger: if it makes any sense, the .jar file you got from mojang.com is NOT the game executable. it is the game data. you have to manually overwrite the old .../bin/minecraft.jar with the new one, and then use the launcher to open it. the launcher shouldn't be in bin
#4353 [22:43] <Ash1205> guys can someone help me? my minecraft classic wont connect to any server at al! :(
#4354 [22:44] <H2O2finger> how do I launch it?
#4355 [22:44] <zkxs> H2O2finger: with minecraft .exe
#4356 [22:45] <zkxs> H2O2finger: the same file you use to launch the current version
#4357 [22:45] <Ash1205> plz guys
#4358 [22:45] <SoBeLiz> Okay.. mc doesn't launch at all now, nothing shows on screen and I get that nifty little java logo in my taskbar
#4359 [22:45] <H2O2finger> I believe i have it on my desk top as a short cut, is that the correct way?
#4360 [22:46] <zkxs> H2O2finger: probably
#4361 [22:46] <Ash1205> wowwwwwwww. please guys
#4362 [22:46] <H2O2finger> that is the way i started it, the problem must be in the way i overwrote the original .jar
#4363 [22:47] <zkxs> H2O2finger: if you can't get it working yourself, i could use teamviewer to do it for you
#4364 [22:47] <Ash1205> guys please help
#4365 [22:47] <rev-lemon> Ash1205 whats up ?
#4366 [22:47] <H2O2finger> zkxs ok, how do i set that up?
#4367 [22:48] <Ash1205> i cant load minecraft classic
#4368 [22:48] <Ash1205> i cant connect to any servers
#4369 [22:48] <lemon-rev> bah,
#4370 [22:48] <Ash1205> it was working fine last 2 days
#4371 [22:48] <zkxs> :tv > H2O2finger
#4372 [22:48] <WugBot> H2O2finger: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4373 [22:48] <WugBot> H2O2finger: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#4374 [22:48] <lemon-rev> Ash1205 mc classic has its own way of connecting to servers, buy the real game and get classic as well as survival
#4375 [22:49] <Ash1205> i got the real game on another acc called superduperd i want to play classic with friends though atm
#4376 [22:49] <Ash1205> but it wont connect to any servers i even made a new acc
#4377 [22:49] <zkxs> H2O2finger: if you want a direct link, this will work: http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS_en.exe
#4378 [22:49] <lemon-rev> Ash1205 are you all useing the same version
#4379 [22:49] <lemon-rev> ie either full version mc or classic
#4380 [22:49] <zkxs> H2O2finger: private message me the username and pass
#4381 [22:49] <Ash1205> ive used it off minecrafts website
#4382 [22:49] <Ash1205> and so have they
#4383 [22:50] <Ash1205> and it works for them
#4384 [22:50] <H2O2finger> im trying to figure out how to private msg
#4385 [22:50] <Ash1205> but not for me, i mean any server i attempt to connect to
#4386 [22:50] <H2O2finger> one sec
#4387 [22:50] <zkxs> H2O2finger: double click my name?
#4388 [22:50] <lemon-rev> Ash1205 on minecraft.net are for classic only servers, if your running propper mc and trying to connect it wont do it
#4389 [22:50] <zkxs> it varies from client to client
#4390 [22:51] <lemon-rev> Ash1205 only if your running classic will it connect and you will beable to host the same game type
#4391 [22:51] <H2O2finger> nope, its just highlighting it
#4392 [22:51] <Ash1205> yeah but im only trying to play classic only servers with friends
#4393 [22:51] <Ash1205> because they havent go the game atm
#4394 [22:51] <Ash1205> its been working fine past 2 days
#4395 [22:51] <zkxs> when in doubt, use this command: /msg zkxs your message goes here
#4396 [22:51] <Ash1205> and now on any server it just wont connect xD
#4397 [22:51] <H2O2finger> ah
#4398 [22:51] <SoBeLiz> Yap.. java 6 in now, doesn't load at all... two fails now
#4399 [22:52] <H2O2finger> did that work?
#4400 [22:52] <lemon-rev> Ash1205 it could be anything to do with just how clasic is connecting, so just like wait it out but im not sure what could be doing it
#4401 [22:52] <zkxs> H2O2finger: nope
#4402 [22:52] <H2O2finger> ok
#4403 [22:52] <H2O2finger> "/" "my msg" "your name" ?
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#4405 [22:53] <zkxs> /msg zkxs blahblahblah message etc etc
#4406 [22:53] <H2O2finger> aha!
#4407 [22:54] <H2O2finger> yes?
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#4409 [22:54] <zkxs> H2O2finger: is there another mibbit tab open? i sent you a message
#4410 [22:54] <H2O2finger> no, only one
#4411 [22:55] <H2O2finger> this is my first time using it though
#4412 [22:55] <H2O2finger> im a little green
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#4417 [23:01] <SoBeLiz> :(
#4418 [23:07] <SoBeLiz> Aww.. everyone go to bed?
#4419 [23:08] <langkid1> ima go take shower
#4420 [23:08] <langkid1> bai
#4421 [23:08] <|Kiikun|> im still suffering from a nervous breakdown...
#4422 [23:09] <|Kiikun|> planning out farm is helping me calm down :D
#4423 [23:09] * |Kiikun| has also converted the lavapool light for the wheat farm into a workroom with build in cobblestone gen
#4423 [23:10] <SoBeLiz> making me jealous :( I can't play on this machine anymore apparently
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#4426 [23:18] <SoBeLiz> No further help? ;_;
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#4428 [23:18] <plm44> hey
#4429 [23:18] <plm44> I NEED HELP
#4430 [23:19] <SoBeLiz> O.o;
#4431 [23:20] <SoBeLiz> I was being helped.. then everyone kind of faded off into idle land
#4432 [23:20] <plm44> HOW DO I PUT ON MY CAPE I GOT FROM MINECON
#4433 [23:21] <plm44> I ASKED ALL MY FRIENDS
#4434 [23:21] <plm44> THEY DONT KNOW
#4435 [23:21] <SoBeLiz> o.O can they help you find your caps lock?
#4436 [23:21] <zkxs> WHY YOU SHOUTING
#4437 [23:21] <plm44> sorry
#4438 [23:21] <plm44> i got the cape from minecon but i dont know how to put it on
#4439 [23:22] <plm44> plz
#4440 [23:22] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: you've been here a while, lets see if i can't help you
#4441 [23:22] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: could you restate your problem for me?
#4442 [23:22] <SoBeLiz> Ah ty
#4443 [23:23] <plm44> what is wrong
#4444 [23:23] <plm44> ???
#4445 [23:23] <SoBeLiz> MC worked, stopped working one evening, no apparent reason. Would load the launch to the point where you could log in, but couldn't actually click on anything, would lock up and turn black
#4446 [23:23] <plm44> do u have any mods
#4447 [23:23] <|Kiikun|> plm44: if you got a cape, it will just appear.
#4448 [23:24] <|Kiikun|> if it doesnt, email help@mojang.com
#4449 [23:24] <plm44> how?
#4450 [23:24] <plm44> i have it
#4451 [23:24] <SoBeLiz> Was asked a bit ago what version of java i had, was 7, was asked to go 6 update 30, switched, now it doesn't even load at all
#4452 [23:24] <plm44> go back to 7
#4453 [23:24] <zkxs> NO
#4454 [23:24] <SoBeLiz> It kind of locks up the entire machine now for a minute or two
#4455 [23:24] <|Kiikun|> plm44: no.
#4456 [23:24] <plm44> k
#4457 [23:24] <|Kiikun|> plm44: java 7 likes to cause issues.
#4458 [23:24] <SoBeLiz> zkxs: I have no intention of following plm44's advice..
#4459 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> plm44: and was the cape thing your only question?
#4460 [23:25] <plm44> k
#4461 [23:25] <plm44> dont
#4462 [23:25] <zkxs> lol
#4463 [23:25] <plm44> lol
#4464 [23:25] <zkxs> ?? java/version
#4465 [23:25] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4466 [23:25] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4467 [23:25] <plm44> but i have the cape and i just dont know how to get it to come on
#4468 [23:25] <SoBeLiz> Eventually it will load up an icon in the taskbar with the java icon and be labeled mc launcher, but I can only close it
#4469 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> plm44: what do you mean you 'have the cape'?
#4470 [23:26] <plm44> i got the cape from minecon
#4471 [23:26] <SoBeLiz> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 30).
#4472 [23:26] <plm44> i went
#4473 [23:26] <plm44> but i keep trying to put it on
#4474 [23:26] <plm44> and i dont know how?
#4475 [23:26] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: all right, so 7 isn't still getting in the way, hopefully
#4476 [23:26] <|Kiikun|> plm44: go back and read what i said before. im not retyping it because of your inability to read.
#4477 [23:27] <zkxs> ??? SoBeLiz win/reinst
#4478 [23:27] <zkxs> ??> SoBeLiz win/reinst
#4479 [23:27] <SoBeLiz> while waiting i double checked and made sure 7 was completely uninstalled, and even removed 6:30 again and reinstalled
#4480 [23:27] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4481 [23:27] <VoxelHead> SoBeLiz: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4482 [23:27] <SoBeLiz> Yeah did that one
#4483 [23:27] <SoBeLiz> Oddly enough
#4484 [23:27] <plm44> but it doesnt just appear for me
#4485 [23:27] <SoBeLiz> I can go on the mnecraft website
#4486 [23:27] <SoBeLiz> and it will run in the window on a browser
#4487 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> [23:23] <+|Kiikun|> plm44: if you got a cape, it will just appear.
#4488 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> [23:24] <+|Kiikun|> if it doesnt, email help@mojang.com
#4489 [23:28] <SoBeLiz> or it did. haven't tried it tonight
#4490 [23:28] <zkxs> :ts/launcher > SoBeLiz
#4491 [23:28] <WugBot> SoBeLiz: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#4492 [23:28] <WugBot> SoBeLiz: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#4493 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> there. you got me to copy paste it.
#4494 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> next will either include pebcak or /k
#4495 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> ~_______~
#4496 [23:28] <|Kiikun|> ~_______~
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#4498 [23:29] <Wug> actually
#4499 [23:29] <Wug> :win/cleartype > SoBeLiz
#4500 [23:29] <WugBot> SoBeLiz: (win/cleartype) Open the control panel. Choose Appearance and Personalization. At the very bottom, choose ClearType Tuner. If a personalization wizard appears, complete it.
#4501 [23:29] <WugBot> SoBeLiz: (win/cleartype) Once in the cleartype settings, make sure there are no settings that have crazy values. If you see one, adjust it and it should fix itself. Press OK to close the settings windows. Try running minecraft again.
#4502 [23:30] <Wug> try that
#4503 [23:30] <SoBeLiz> that jar does the same thing the minecraft launcher does now
#4504 [23:30] <Wug> SoBeLiz: instructions
#4505 [23:30] <Wug> follow
#4506 [23:31] <SoBeLiz> lol, that just loaded
#4507 [23:31] <SoBeLiz> it locked everything
#4508 [23:31] <SoBeLiz> i got all yourself at once XD
#4509 [23:32] <zkxs> it locked everything?
#4510 [23:33] <SoBeLiz> and i do not see clear type tuner
#4511 [23:33] <SoBeLiz> yep, locked up everything for a minute or two
#4512 [23:33] <SoBeLiz> I have adjust clear typ text
#4513 [23:36] <SoBeLiz> windows 7 sp1 32 bit btw
#4514 [23:37] <zkxs> but that new launcher worked?
#4515 [23:37] <SoBeLiz> No
#4516 [23:37] <SoBeLiz> I run it, the machine slows to a crawl, locks up a minute, then eventually java icon will drop in the taskbar
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#4518 [23:37] <SoBeLiz> the icon does not display a window at all
#4519 [23:38] <SoBeLiz> my only option is to close it
#4520 [23:38] <SoBeLiz> mc launch does the exact same thing
#4521 [23:38] * |Kiikun| is stress relieving by takign lavabaths
#4521 [23:40] <SoBeLiz> The adjust cleartype text does open a dialog that goes to clear type tuner
#4522 [23:40] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: do you know how to use command prompt?
#4523 [23:40] <SoBeLiz> ran though the wizard, no settings though
#4524 [23:40] <SoBeLiz> Yes.
#4525 [23:42] <SoBeLiz> okay, ran the wizard. mc launches a black box now
#4526 [23:42] <zkxs> is this the MCH-launcher?
#4527 [23:42] <SoBeLiz> O.o that does not want to close nicely
#4528 [23:44] <SoBeLiz> no, trying that now
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#4537 [23:51] <zkxs> SoBeLiz: how's it going?
#4538 [23:51] <SoBeLiz> um that was fun
#4539 [23:51] <SoBeLiz> the entire machine locked up rather nicely
#4540 [23:51] <SoBeLiz> when i tried to load the one you had me grab
#4541 [23:51] <SoBeLiz> the mch one
#4542 [23:51] <zkxs> curious
#4543 [23:52] <SoBeLiz> Yeah, this entire thing is baffling
#4544 [23:52] <SoBeLiz> mc does nto like this lappy
#4545 [23:52] <zkxs> indeed. do things freeze often on this laptop?
#4546 [23:53] <zkxs> or is it just java?
#4547 [23:53] <SoBeLiz> Nope. unless you count adobe illustrator, and i really don't
#4548 [23:53] <SoBeLiz> Seems to be just java
#4549 [23:53] <zkxs> does this run? ftp://3545.no-ip.org/files/OneManShort.jar
#4550 [23:54] <zkxs> ^ (that is the only jar file i happen to have laying around)
#4551 [23:54] <SoBeLiz> rofl
#4552 [23:54] <SoBeLiz> wtf is that moon on?
#4553 [23:54] <zkxs> i see you have never played Majora's Mask
#4554 [23:54] <SoBeLiz> can't say that i have lol
#4555 [23:54] <zkxs> if you wait a while i will walk by
#4556 [23:55] <zkxs> lol, best java project ever
#4557 [23:55] <SoBeLiz> but yes, that runs quite nicely
#4558 [23:55] <zkxs> but now we see that java works...
#4559 [23:55] <SoBeLiz> XD nice hat
#4560 [23:55] <zkxs> i'm a math detective
#4561 [23:56] <SoBeLiz> lol
#4562 [23:56] <zkxs> did you notice the TI 84?
#4563 [23:56] <SoBeLiz> lol no
#4564 [23:57] <zkxs> download this and launch it from the command line using the java command: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar
#4565 [23:57] <zkxs> this should work: java -Xmx512M -Xms512M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
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