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#3 [00:07] <acecateer> im trying to get an account on minestatus.net but everytime i send the email confirmation it wont send it im typing in the right email i waited for at least 40 minutes can someone help?
#4 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> We're not affiliated with minestatus.net in any way.
#5 [00:09] <acecateer> im trying to do multiplayer and get on the white list
#6 [00:09] <acecateer> but i have to have an account on it to do so
#7 [00:10] <acecateer> how do i get on the white list?
#8 [00:11] <GreyVulpine> You'll need to talk to the server's admin in order to get on their server's whitelist
#9 [00:11] <acecateer> how?
#10 [00:12] <GreyVulpine> That depends on what sort of communications medium the admin provides, whether it's a forum post, or a website, or an email address, or something else
#11 [00:12] <GreyVulpine> Not all servers use whitelists.
#12 [00:13] <acecateer> oh ok
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#14 [00:13] <mib_ft24ro> help my minecraft keeps crashing even if i do a fresh install
#15 [00:13] <mib_ft24ro> and i updated java
#16 [00:13] <acecateer> i look for one that doesnt need a whitelist thank you have a nice day bye
#17 [00:14] <mib_ft24ro> huh
#18 [00:14] <mib_ft24ro> huh
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#30 [02:14] <AngelofGodmotherchild> hello
#31 [02:15] <AngelofGodmotherchild> I'm getting a "unknown host" error
#32 [02:15] <AngelofGodmotherchild> and it says "can't resolve hostname"
#33 [02:15] <AngelofGodmotherchild> when i try to connect to a friends server.
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#35 [02:16] <clarjon1> AngelofGodmotherchild: did he forward his ports properly?
#36 [02:16] <AngelofGodmotherchild> yes
#37 [02:16] <clarjon1> AngelofGodmotherchild: can anyone other than him ( or anyone other than on his home network ) be able to get on?
#38 [02:17] <AngelofGodmotherchild> no
#39 [02:17] <clarjon1> he's not set up his port forwarding properly
#40 [02:17] <clarjon1> AngelofGodmotherchild: what's the ip?
#41 [02:18] <AngelofGodmotherchild> 71.197.156.33
#42 [02:18] <clarjon1> !check 71.197.156.33
#43 [02:18] <clarjon1> oh
#44 [02:18] <clarjon1> hm
#45 [02:18] <AngelofGodmotherchild> i also tryed connecting to 71.197.156.33:25565
#46 [02:18] <clarjon1> it looks like his server is setup right
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#48 [02:19] <AngelofGodmotherchild> could you connect?
#49 [02:19] <clarjon1> the bot did
#50 [02:19] <AngelofGodmotherchild> hmm
#51 [02:19] <clarjon1> anyways, i gotta get to bed
#52 [02:19] <clarjon1> it's 2 am here
#53 [02:19] <clarjon1> and i have work in about 6 hrs
#54 [02:19] <AngelofGodmotherchild> 12:20am here lol
#55 [02:20] <clarjon1> best of luck~
#56 [02:20] <AngelofGodmotherchild> ah..
#57 [02:20] <AngelofGodmotherchild> fuck
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#60 [02:20] <AngelofGodmotherchild> thanks
#61 [02:20] <AngelofGodmotherchild> !check 68.231.176.47
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#64 [02:22] <killaapple> I get this error whe i launch my minecraft '--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 12/22/11 12:54 AM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Linux (amd64) version 2.6.38-8-generic Java: 1.6.0_23, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerExcept
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#66 [02:24] <killaapple> i keep getting this errorr when i launch minecraft http://pastebin.com/1mAEDKrY
#67 [02:24] <killaapple> i keep getting this errorr when i launch minecraft http://pastebin.com/1mAEDKrY
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#69 [02:36] <God_Fear> anyone know multiverse?
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#74 [02:56] <Xxfarmen> Why isnt my minecraft account premium even though i already bought the game?
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#76 [02:57] <Jokerpunk> Hi?
#77 [02:57] <Xxfarmen> lol only both of us are chatting
#78 [02:58] <Xxfarmen> i have an account issue
#79 [02:58] <Jokerpunk> my question is that my minecraft freezes on the Mojang screen when it starts up the game. how can i fix this?
#80 [02:58] <Xxfarmen> hmmm
#81 [02:59] <Jokerpunk> oh sorry haha
#82 [02:59] <Xxfarmen> delete yor jar and then reinstall it
#83 [02:59] <Xxfarmen> my problem is that when i bought the game, i logged in and my account isnt premium
#84 [02:59] <Jokerpunk> yeah ive tried that. due to it being on a mac it wont work
#85 [03:00] <Xxfarmen> oh mac
#86 [03:00] <Xxfarmen> im using windows
#87 [03:00] <Jokerpunk> an you got it from the main minecraft site?
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#89 [03:00] <Xxfarmen> yep
#90 [03:00] <Jokerpunk> yeah thats the problem
#91 [03:01] <Xxfarmen> how can i fix it?
#92 [03:01] <Jokerpunk> umm...i dont know about that..sorry
#93 [03:01] <Xxfarmen> awww
#94 [03:01] <Xxfarmen> oh well
#95 [03:01] <Xxfarmen> do you have a problem?
#96 [03:01] <Jokerpunk> how long have you been in this chat room?
#97 [03:02] <Xxfarmen> just joined
#98 [03:02] <Jokerpunk> ahhh i see.
#99 [03:02] <Xxfarmen> man look at the afk list
#100 [03:03] <Jokerpunk> Spam? its kinda crazy unless they just took the day off
#101 [03:04] <Xxfarmen> what if they are spyig n us and listening to our converstion?
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#103 [03:05] <Xxfarmen> ...
#104 [03:05] <Xxfarmen> he left
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#110 [04:04] <rymate1234> !check rymate.dyndns.org
#111 [04:05] <gPad2002> Kealper: Sort of like my bot :P
#112 [04:05] <gPad2002> (.ping in #mcbans h
#113 [04:06] <gPad2002> )*
#114 [04:11] <Kealper> hmm?
#115 [04:12] <Kealper> !load mod_pcre
#116 [04:12] <Kealper> !pattern ^(.*?)@(.*?)\.(.*?)$
#117 [04:12] <Kealper> !test asdf@somesite.com
#118 [04:12] <Kealper> !test asgasdfasgasdf
#119 [04:12] <Kealper> \o/
#120 [04:12] <Kealper> !unload mod_pcre
#121 [04:13] <gPad2002> Kealper: I wrote McBans_Helpbot :P
#122 [04:13] <gPad2002> We have a .ping which is like
#123 [04:13] <gPad2002> Uh
#124 [04:14] <gPad2002> gPad2002: .ping rymate.dyndns.org
#125 [04:14] <gPad2002> MCBans_Helpbot: Server info: Rymate Freebuild/Survival Server (1/20)
#126 [04:14] <Kealper> oh lol
#127 [04:15] <gPad2002> How do you calculate latency? :P
#128 [04:16] <Kealper> create an extremely precise timestamp just before making the connection, and then calculate the difference as soon as said connect function returns, then send the info request
#129 [04:16] <gPad2002> Ah right
#130 [04:16] <gPad2002> Sounds like a good idea but that might rely on processor speed too?
#131 [04:16] <Kealper> due to how tcp works it'd give you approximate latency just by connecting lol
#132 [04:17] <gPad2002> lol
#133 [04:17] <gPad2002> I may add that later :3
#134 [04:17] <Kealper> meh, that wouldn't really make an impact unless you did it on an extreme pile of crap computer
#135 [04:17] <gPad2002> True
#136 [04:17] <gPad2002> What is AuBot written in again?
#137 [04:17] <Kealper> AutoIt lol
#138 [04:17] <gPad2002> Lol really?
#139 [04:17] <Kealper> indeed
#140 [04:18] <gPad2002> You should port it to python or something
#141 [04:18] <Kealper> no need
#142 [04:18] <gPad2002> Yes there is
#143 [04:18] <Kealper> AutoIt is a lot better than what most people think
#144 [04:19] <gPad2002> Then you can open source it properly and give back to the community that taught you how to write it :P
#145 [04:19] <gPad2002> That's why all my crap is open sauce
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#147 [04:20] <SplatBMX> i need help
#148 [04:20] <gPad2002> Kealper: Aka http://obsidian.pearsoncoles.com:8060/browse/McBans-HelpBot
#149 [04:20] <Kealper> some of my newer stuff is open-source, but aubot is using all my own code so... bleh
#150 [04:20] <gPad2002> SplatBMX: What's the problem?
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#152 [04:20] <SplatBMX> i tried to buy minecraft today with a card and it didnt work
#153 [04:21] <Kealper> gPad2002: http://kchat.kealper.com/sourcecode/client warning, i will not be responsible for brain-rot for viewing the contents of that link
#154 [04:21] <gPad2002> lol
#155 [04:21] <SplatBMX> its been 4 hours
#156 [04:21] <Kealper> SplatBMX: was it a pre-paid card or a normal credit card?
#157 [04:21] <SplatBMX> pre paid
#158 [04:21] <Kealper> ?? prepaid
#159 [04:21] <VoxelHead> prepaid: Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#160 [04:21] * gPad2002 's brain melts
#160 [04:21] <SplatBMX> so i cant buy minecraft with a prepaid card?
#161 [04:22] <Kealper> SplatBMX: usually not, because the company who makes Minecraft is based out of Sweden :/
#162 [04:22] <Kealper> SplatBMX: you might be able to use paypal to act as an intermediary for the payment though
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#164 [04:22] <kleinebaas> anyone here that can help me?
#165 [04:23] <SplatBMX> paypal only lets you put MoneyDot cards on there
#166 [04:23] <SplatBMX> and i dont have a moneydot
#167 [04:23] <gPad2002> And visa, MasterCard..
#168 [04:23] <SplatBMX> it only says moneydot now
#169 [04:23] <Kealper> gPad2002: fully functional chat client, has everything you'd expect... even file transfer
#170 [04:23] <Kealper> gPad2002: and optional point-to-point AES-256 encryption
#171 [04:23] <gPad2002> Kealper: The code
#172 [04:23] <gPad2002> It burns
#173 [04:23] <gPad2002> D:
#174 [04:23] <gPad2002> Oh wow nice
#175 [04:24] <gPad2002> Shaddup VoxelHead
#176 [04:24] <SplatBMX> gPad2002: paypal only lets moneydot cards to add funds that and bank accounts
#177 [04:24] <gPad2002> Weird
#178 [04:24] <Kealper> gPad2002: the encryption keys are also randomly generated and rotated every 60 seconds :3
#179 [04:24] <gPad2002> They allow MC, Visa here
#180 [04:24] <gPad2002> We don't have moneydot here though
#181 [04:24] <kleinebaas> problem: minecraft launcher doesnt work. Can't connect to minecraft.net, black screen and wrong program icon. Screen turns black on startup.
#182 [04:25] <Kealper> kleinebaas: does it work in the browser?
#183 [04:25] <gPad2002> kleinebaas: Solution: Update graphics card and check for any characters in your windows username that aren't letters
#184 [04:25] <kleinebaas> umm, let me check
#185 [04:25] <Kealper> gPad2002: also don't look at that kChat_obfuscated.au3, as that has all comments and whitespace stripped out, and all includes placed into the one file lol
#186 [04:26] <gPad2002> lol
#187 [04:26] <gPad2002> I thought the normal one was difficult to read
#188 [04:26] <Kealper> it's not actually obfuscated, i just use an obfuscator in strip-only mode to make the code smaller before compilation
#189 [04:26] <kleinebaas> username: kleinebaas, browser bugs at "done loading"
#190 [04:26] <Kealper> kleinebaas: is it still at that screen?
#191 [04:27] <kleinebaas> after going back to the tab, it shows the last window i opened
#192 [04:27] <kleinebaas> like theres a hole in my screen :P
#193 [04:27] <kleinebaas> updating my drives didnt help
#194 [04:27] <Kealper> kleinebaas: is there a little white coffee cup icon in the bottom right of your screen, by the computer clock?
#195 [04:27] <kleinebaas> the java icon?
#196 [04:28] <Kealper> kleinebaas: yes
#197 [04:28] <SplatBMX> that ruined my day
#198 [04:29] <gPad2002> You'll have worse days than this :P
#199 [04:29] <gPad2002> You could try using moneybookers, that's what I use
#200 [04:29] <SplatBMX> oh yeah i know
#201 [04:29] <SplatBMX> whats that
#202 [04:29] <kleinebaas> no. minecraft window does have the java icon tough :|
#203 [04:29] <SplatBMX> gpad2002: what is moneybookers?
#204 [04:29] <gPad2002> It's the only processor that takes laser
#205 [04:29] <gPad2002> :P
#206 [04:29] <gPad2002> But they take the usual suspects too
#207 [04:30] <SplatBMX> but wait minecraft.net doesnt have that option when i try and buy
#208 [04:30] <gPad2002> Doesn't it?
#209 [04:30] <gPad2002> Does for me
#210 [04:30] <Kealper> gPad2002: about the only major thing with Python compared to AutoIt is python is harder to do certain things with (AutoIt's string handling, binary handling, GUIs, and sockets just dominate all for ease of use) is that Python starts up faster
#211 [04:30] <kleinebaas> Kealper: no. minecraft window does have the java icon tough :|
#212 [04:30] <Kealper> kleinebaas: can you right click the Java icon and select Open Console?
#213 [04:30] <gPad2002> Kealper: Lol, GUI.
#214 [04:30] <gPad2002> Your bot has a GUI?
#215 [04:30] <SplatBMX> gPad2002: what does the moneybookers icon look like?
#216 [04:30] <kleinebaas> Keapler: nope.
#217 [04:31] <gPad2002> Also, look at irc.py, there are no sockets for the IRC connection
#218 [04:31] <gPad2002> SplatBMX: Not sure
#219 [04:31] <gPad2002> Might be called skrill or something
#220 [04:31] <Kealper> gPad2002: no, my bot is a CUI bot, i'm just saying AutoIt has some built-in GUI functions to make life easy should you want to whip up a quick win32 GUI
#221 [04:31] <gPad2002> Python has wx and Tk
#222 [04:31] <gPad2002> The open standards
#223 [04:31] <SplatBMX> moneybookers is for non us residents
#224 [04:32] <gPad2002> Oh, you're in the US
#225 [04:32] <gPad2002> OK
#226 [04:32] <SplatBMX> yeah
#227 [04:32] <Kealper> kleinebaas: it doesn't let you select that option?
#228 [04:32] <kleinebaas> I don't even have a java icon in my taskbar.
#229 [04:32] <Kealper> kleinebaas: oh, well then...
#230 [04:32] <Kealper> kleinebaas: To run the game like the browser does, try the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/u9K9WD3a
#231 [04:32] <kleinebaas> Only when I open minecraft, my minecraft program icon is the java cup
#232 [04:32] <Kealper> kleinebaas: that might not fix the issue, but it can help with diagnosing the issue
#233 [04:33] <kleinebaas> ok
#234 [04:34] <SplatBMX> this sucks now i have 30 dollars on my prepaid card and i cant buy minecraft with it]
#235 [04:34] <gPad2002> Buy something else? :P
#236 [04:34] <Kealper> gPad2002: i can't say i know of any attempts to get wx and such working for AutoIt, but with a bit of elbow grease it would be possible to do
#237 [04:34] <gPad2002> Kealper: Probably not worth it though
#238 [04:35] <gPad2002> Also what kind of interfacing does it have with system-level stuff?
#239 [04:35] <gPad2002> Like networking cards, hardware and such
#240 [04:35] <Kealper> nope, not when i've got an extensive set of win32 stuff already built-in ._.
#241 [04:35] <kleinebaas> Kealper: I got an error. Should I make a screenprint?
#242 [04:35] <Kealper> gPad2002: uhh... depends, what do you mean by networking cards?
#243 [04:36] <kleinebaas> ow, brb ^^
#244 [04:36] <Kealper> kleinebaas: yes please
#245 [04:36] <gPad2002> That was an example
#246 [04:36] <gPad2002> I mean hardware access
#247 [04:36] <Kealper> gPad2002: it's possible to do, you can get access to the full WinAPI without much hastle if you know what you're doing
#248 [04:37] <gPad2002> Oh yeah
#249 [04:37] <gPad2002> No Linux/mac support for YOU
#250 [04:37] <gPad2002> :P
#251 [04:37] <Kealper> runs fine under Wine for the most part, and all my machines are Windows anyways, not like it bothers me any :P
#252 [04:37] <gPad2002> :P
#253 [04:37] <gPad2002> So?
#254 [04:37] <gPad2002> It's worth being cross-platform
#255 [04:38] <gPad2002> Mostly when you realise "Shit, maybe I should put the bot in a VPS"
#256 [04:38] <gPad2002> On*
#257 [04:39] <kleinebaas> here you go: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16331701/sp.jpg
#258 [04:39] <Kealper> being cross-platform is out of the scope of the language, it's designed specifically for.... basically making winapi easy to work with, in a BASIC-like syntax
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#260 [04:39] <gPad2002> But then Visual Basic?
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#262 [04:40] <Kealper> if i need cross-platform or performance that spanks Python around like it was a joke, i'd make it in Go
#263 [04:40] <gPad2002> Or hell, C#
#264 [04:40] <gPad2002> Lol, Go?
#265 [04:40] <gPad2002> What is this Go you speak of?
#266 [04:40] <Kealper> gPad2002: eew, VB is not programming, it's drawing a pretty GUI and having a program do all the code for you
#267 [04:40] <kleinebaas> Kealper: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16331701/sp.jpg
#268 [04:40] <Kealper> gPad2002: Google
#269 [04:40] <gPad2002> I know right
#270 [04:40] * gPad2002 is lazy
#270 [04:40] <Kealper> gPad2002: no literally, it's a language by Google
#271 [04:40] <Kealper> lol
#272 [04:40] <gPad2002> Oh
#273 [04:41] <gPad2002> That
#274 [04:41] <gPad2002> I don't like the look of that much
#275 [04:41] <Kealper> kleinebaas: hmm...
#276 [04:41] <Kealper> kleinebaas: has it ever worked before? or has it always done this?
#277 [04:41] <gPad2002> The thing with python is it forces you to write neat code
#278 [04:41] <gPad2002> So it's easy to read
#279 [04:41] <gPad2002> Damn easy
#280 [04:41] <Kealper> gPad2002: it's actually not too bad, it feels a lot like C
#281 [04:41] <gPad2002> Mm
#282 [04:41] <kleinebaas> It worked before. Then I reinstalled my laptop, then it stopped working.
#283 [04:41] <gPad2002> I suck at C
#284 [04:41] <gPad2002> :P
#285 [04:42] <Kealper> gPad2002: without the pain of C, that is lol
#286 [04:42] <gPad2002> I can do C++ but only if I have Qt
#287 [04:42] <Kealper> gPad2002: and it's compiled, not interpreted, so you get the speed of something like C or C++, but the ease of something like Perl or Python
#288 [04:42] <gPad2002> Sounds like Cython
#289 [04:42] <Kealper> kleinebaas: you reinstalled what on your laptop? your Windows?
#290 [04:43] <gPad2002> Cython -> You can mix python and C, and it compiles all the python to C code
#291 [04:44] <Kealper> gPad2002: i'd say you should give Go a shot, it's pretty easy to learn and get making some basic programs, and it is quite cross-platform (although the Windows compiler is still not 100% complete, it is still quite far along)
#292 [04:44] <gPad2002> Nah, don't have time for a new lang
#293 [04:45] <Kealper> gPad2002: also... http://kealper.com/theme that's done in AutoIt lol
#294 [04:45] <SinZ> anyone know how to remove a monitor?
#295 [04:45] <gPad2002> SinZ: Unplug it
#296 [04:45] <SinZ> my desktop thinks it has 2 monitors when it only has one
#297 [04:45] <Kealper> SinZ: OS?
#298 [04:45] <SinZ> Vista
#299 [04:45] <gPad2002> Just disable the other one
#300 [04:45] <Kealper> ^
#301 [04:45] <gPad2002> It's under screen resolution
#302 [04:46] <SinZ> Gets annoying when the "default" one is the imaginary one
#303 [04:46] <SinZ> so cant login
#304 [04:46] <gPad2002> lol
#305 [04:46] <gPad2002> Hit enter, type pass, hit enter
#306 [04:46] <gPad2002> Or safe mode
#307 [04:47] <kleinebaas> Kealper: I formatted everything and installed it agin
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#309 [04:48] <Kealper> kleinebaas: hmm... and you've reinstalled the correct drivers for everything? beacuse that error you're getting is something i can't say i've seen before...
#310 [04:48] <kleinebaas> yes, I installed everything agin
#311 [04:48] <NaeNae> Umm.. I need help.
#312 [04:48] <NaeNae> Again.
#313 [04:48] <gPad2002> ??> NaeNae ask
#314 [04:49] <VoxelHead> NaeNae: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#315 [04:49] <VoxelHead> NaeNae: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#316 [04:49] <Kealper> kleinebaas: have you tried deleting your .minecraft folder?
#317 [04:50] <NaeNae> Well GreyVulpine helped me the other day. My mincraft wasnt loading and now it wont update i still have to run it as admin.
#318 [04:50] <Kealper> NaeNae: so the issue right now is that you have to keep on right clicking and select run as administrator?
#319 [04:50] <Kealper> NaeNae: or is there another issue?
#320 [04:51] <NaeNae> I cant update.
#321 [04:51] <SinZ> now to see safemode fixed it
#322 [04:52] <Kealper> hmm..
#323 [04:52] <kleinebaas> Kealper: Doesnt work. Now i see it, I only have a bin folder in .minecraft
#324 [04:52] <SinZ> safemode didnt fix it...
#325 [04:52] <Kealper> kleinebaas: have you tried deleting the bin folder?
#326 [04:52] <kleinebaas> Kealper: Just did, doesnt work
#327 [04:53] <Kealper> kleinebaas: out of curiosity, are you using Java 6 or Java 7?
#328 [04:53] <kleinebaas> I tried them both, now using java 7. Both don't work
#329 [04:54] <NaeNae> Kealper I got it, thanks anyway.
#330 [04:54] <kleinebaas> Kealper: Made another screencap, http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16331701/sp.jpg
#331 [04:54] * mib_ztodmo [mib_ztodmo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#332 [04:54] <Kealper> NaeNae: glad to hear then :P
#333 [04:55] <kleinebaas> Kealper: I tried them both, now using java 7. Both don't work
#334 [04:55] <mib_ztodmo> can i give an account as a gift to someone else?
#335 [04:56] <gPad2002> You can buy a gift code
#336 [04:56] <gPad2002> And give them that to redeem
#337 [04:56] <Kealper> mib_ztodmo: yes, purchase a gift code instead of an account, and give the person that code
#338 [04:56] <Kealper> kleinebaas: hmm... have you tried running it as administrator?
#339 [04:56] <mib_ztodmo> but i have to register to do so, right?
#340 [04:56] <Kealper> kleinebaas: i must say, i'm running out of ideas as to what could be causing that issue :/
#341 [04:57] <kleinebaas> Kealper: run as admin doesnt help :P
#342 [04:57] <Kealper> mib_ztodmo: yes, but you can still purchase gift codes on a free account
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#344 [04:58] <mib_ztodmo> ok, so I just follow the instructions and recieve a code to activate the account or what?
#345 [04:59] <Kealper> mib_ztodmo: basically all you have to do is just create a free account (if you ahve not done so already), purchase a gift code (which will appear in your email and at the bottom of your profile page on minecraft.net), and then give that gift code to the person you wish to give the game to
#346 [04:59] <kleinebaas> mib_ztodmo: You register for free, buy a gift code, give that to someone else, and he can enter that when he registers.
#347 [05:00] <Kealper> mib_ztodmo: from there, they just make a free account, and then redeem the gift code via a link on minecraft.net, and then their account is a fully-paid Minecraft account, and they have access to all things
#348 [05:00] <mib_ztodmo> thanks a lot guys, just one final; can you buy the code in physical stores or just online
#349 [05:00] <kleinebaas> Kealper: so... nothing you can do for me?
#350 [05:00] <Kealper> mib_ztodmo: just online
#351 [05:00] <SinZ> kleinebaas: not much ram...
#352 [05:01] <Kealper> kleinebaas: i've completely run out of ideas... it might be a good idea to come back in a little while when the user GreyVulpine wakes up, as he might know of this issue
#353 [05:01] <kleinebaas> Kealper: OK, thx
#354 [05:01] <Kealper> it's 5 in the morning where he is right now, so i'd say probably in a few hours he might be here
#355 [05:02] <kleinebaas> in the Netherlands its 11 am right now :)
#356 [05:02] <Kealper> :o
#357 [05:03] <kleinebaas> I have holidays right now
#358 [05:03] <kleinebaas> but whats a holiday without mc? :P
#359 [05:03] <gPad2002> A holiday that includes sex.
#360 [05:03] <gPad2002> :P
#361 [05:04] <Kealper> unfortunate time with the family
#362 [05:04] <Kealper> or what gPad2002 said, if you're old enough
#363 [05:04] <gPad2002> lol
#364 [05:04] <kleinebaas> Yes I am.
#365 [05:04] <kleinebaas> :P
#366 [05:04] <Kealper> lol
#367 [05:04] * SnowJake [SnowJake@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#368 [05:04] <kleinebaas> but i think there are also non-matures online
#369 [05:05] <gPad2002> Pssh, they'll deal with it or just not understand it
#370 [05:05] <SinZ> <3
#371 [05:05] <Kealper> in this channel? almost positive there are lol...
#372 [05:05] <kleinebaas> lol
#373 [05:05] <Kealper> although as a general rule-of-thumb we try to keep this channel PG-13
#374 [05:05] <kleinebaas> good choise
#375 [05:06] <gPad2002> That IS PG-13
#376 [05:06] <gPad2002> :P
#377 [05:06] <kleinebaas> screw my english; its choice
#378 [05:06] <Kealper> lol
#379 [05:06] <kleinebaas> >_<
#380 [05:06] <Kealper> i'm so tired right now i read right over that mistake without even noticing it lol
#381 [05:06] <gPad2002> lol
#382 [05:06] <Kealper> it's 5am for me as well ._.
#383 [05:06] <gPad2002> Go to bed you fool :P
#384 [05:07] <Kealper> i was working on a website for my mom's business, i'm going to give it to her for Christmas
#385 [05:07] <gPad2002> Heh
#386 [05:07] <gPad2002> I need to get all my stuff done during this and next week
#387 [05:07] <kleinebaas> whats ur moms business?
#388 [05:07] <Kealper> which... is getting closer and closer lol
#389 [05:07] <gPad2002> That's four photoshops and a website
#390 [05:07] <Kealper> making cakes and catering for events
#391 [05:07] <kleinebaas> oh
#392 [05:08] <kleinebaas> my aunt does that too
#393 [05:08] <gPad2002> As does one of my friends
#394 [05:08] <Kealper> home-made cakes are so much better than crappy store-bought ones D:
#395 [05:08] <kleinebaas> cake 4 evah
#396 [05:08] <gPad2002> ^
#397 [05:10] * Kealper pokes at a css file one last time before going to bed
#397 [05:10] <gPad2002> Lol
#398 [05:10] <gPad2002> HTML5/CSS3 <3
#399 [05:11] <kleinebaas> I prefer LUA/HTML5
#400 [05:11] <Kealper> the site is almost done, all that's left to do is just throw a jquery image gallery on it, and make the "contact us" form actually do something lol
#401 [05:11] <Kealper> and yeah, it is html5/css3
#402 [05:11] * gPad2002 pokes the noob
#402 [05:11] <SinZ> php...
#403 [05:12] <gPad2002> I like PHP
#404 [05:12] <kleinebaas> whoa, I'm not that into scripting 0.0
#405 [05:12] <gPad2002> I could think of much worse ways of doing it too
#406 [05:12] <kleinebaas> ...
#407 [05:12] <Kealper> the back-end to this site i'm doing is in AutoIt right now, but that'll be converted over to Go once i've got the site's front-end done lol
#408 [05:13] <gPad2002> You use AutoIT too much.
#409 [05:13] <Kealper> AutoIt*
#410 [05:13] <Kealper> and yes
#411 [05:13] <Kealper> lol
#412 [05:13] <Kealper> when it says "general scripting language" it doesn't lie, you can do a ton of crap with it without much work lol
#413 [05:13] <gPad2002> That won't work on a standard web server.
#414 [05:13] <gPad2002> It still won't work on a standard web server
#415 [05:14] <kleinebaas> When I want to host, I put html files in my dropbox and make a bitly link :P
#416 [05:14] <Kealper> any web server running Apache, IIS, Lighty, and using Windows lol
#417 [05:14] <gPad2002> Yes
#418 [05:14] <gPad2002> Using windows
#419 [05:14] <gPad2002> See the problem?
#420 [05:15] <Kealper> basically any web server that supports CGI, but yeah, not many Windows web servers
#421 [05:15] <SinZ> php <3
#422 [05:15] <Kealper> which is why this site will be switched over to Go lol
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#424 [05:15] <SinZ> switch it to javascript or php
#425 [05:15] <gPad2002> PHP.
#426 [05:16] <Kealper> i just went with AutoIt for the prototyping since AutoIt is faster to develop in
#427 [05:16] <Kealper> SinZ: JS is a client-side language, not a server-side one
#428 [05:16] <SinZ> whats the website for
#429 [05:16] <SinZ> might help
#430 [05:16] <Kealper> cakes
#431 [05:16] <Kealper> lol
#432 [05:16] <gPad2002> Kealper: Incorrect.
#433 [05:17] <gPad2002> It can be either.
#434 [05:17] <Kealper> gPad2002: AutoIt works as CGI as well, doesn't mean it is good for it
#435 [05:17] <gPad2002> I know right?
#436 [05:18] * Kealper likes AutoIt, but also knows it's limits
#436 [05:18] * gPad2002 loves Python
#436 [05:19] <Kealper> honestly the only thing that really bugged me when i was looking in to Python was their completely crap IDLE thing they gave you as an excuse for an IDE
#437 [05:19] <gPad2002> Yeah that sucks
#438 [05:19] <gPad2002> Use PyCharm
#439 [05:20] <gPad2002> Or notepad++ like everyone else
#440 [05:20] <Kealper> they really need to get rid of that trash, i'm sure it's been a reason lots of people never bothered learning Python :/
#441 [05:20] <gPad2002> No
#442 [05:20] <gPad2002> You're not really meant to use it
#443 [05:20] <gPad2002> It's designed for direct access to the interpreter
#444 [05:20] <gPad2002> Not for writing a project
#445 [05:21] <SinZ> noone told me that
#446 [05:21] <Kealper> then they should pack a proper IDE with it, like a customized SciTE or Notepad++ :/
#447 [05:21] <gPad2002> Or no IDE at all
#448 [05:22] <Wug> lolidle
#449 [05:22] <gPad2002> ^
#450 [05:22] <Wug> idle was ... ok
#451 [05:22] <Wug> it lets you type text
#452 [05:22] <Wug> and it colors it, sometimes
#453 [05:22] <SinZ> I dont mind IDLE
#454 [05:23] <Kealper> that's the one thing i liked about AutoIt when i was first looking for an easy-to-learn general scripting language that worked well with Windows... AutoIt's included documentation and IDE is just amazing for someone trying to learn the language
#455 [05:25] <gPad2002> I thought the IDE looked too 1998
#456 [05:25] <gPad2002> :P
#457 [05:25] <Kealper> Wug: and it gives you absurd cryptic errors other times, and complains because one line has 4 spaces instead of on tab indent, or another line has 5 spaces, etc
#458 [05:25] <Kealper> gPad2002: no, that's just Windows LOL
#459 [05:25] <Wug> Kealper: its python that gives those absurd cryptic error
#460 [05:25] <Wug> s
#461 [05:25] <gPad2002> Kealper: You're supposed to use four spaces everywhere
#462 [05:25] <gPad2002> No tabs
#463 [05:25] <Wug> and its also python thats whitespace sensitive
#464 [05:25] <gPad2002> Yeah
#465 [05:26] <gPad2002> Python <3 indents
#466 [05:26] <Kealper> tell that to the code snippets i was playing with ._.
#467 [05:26] <gPad2002> That's a good thing though
#468 [05:26] <Wug> no its not
#469 [05:26] <Kealper> and yeah, i know it's Python, but that is one thing i don't particularly like about the language
#470 [05:26] <SinZ> You can use tabs for python, just you cant ue both
#471 [05:26] <gPad2002> Kealper: Silly windows programmers use tabs
#472 [05:26] <gPad2002> Wug: Yes it is
#473 [05:26] <SinZ> use*
#474 [05:26] <gPad2002> It forces you to write neat code
#475 [05:26] <gPad2002> That is a GOOD THING
#476 [05:26] <Wug> it gives you no flexibility when dealing with something like irc
#477 [05:26] <gPad2002> http://obsidian.pearsoncoles.com:8060/browse/McBans-HelpBot
#478 [05:26] <gPad2002> My IRC bor
#479 [05:26] <gPad2002> Bot*
#480 [05:27] <Wug> because we dont have proper line terminators we have to do horrible hacks when doing statements that would otherwise be multiline
#481 [05:27] * Kealper doesn't care about good code, since 99% of the time, no one else will even see it
#481 [05:27] <SinZ> http://github.com/SinZ1337/SinZPHPBot/
#482 [05:27] <SinZ> My IRC Bot
#483 [05:27] <gPad2002> Wug: Dude
#484 [05:27] <gPad2002> List on multiple lines is fine
#485 [05:27] <Wug> gPad2002: look at some of crows factoid sources
#486 [05:27] <gPad2002> Same for functions
#487 [05:27] <gPad2002> Same for strings, if you do it right
#488 [05:27] <Wug> great ones are y, butt, and pretty much any other one that requires heavy python
#489 [05:28] <Wug> I JUST HAD AN IDEA
#490 [05:28] <gPad2002> Orly
#491 [05:28] * FrostGeneral2k [FrostGeneral2k@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#492 [05:28] <kleinebaas> ya rly
#493 [05:28] <gPad2002> Wug: ''' text ''' is a valid multiline string
#494 [05:28] <gPad2002> That's 3*'
#495 [05:29] <gPad2002> And as ' is the same as ", """ also works
#496 [05:29] <FrostGeneral2k> people my mniecraft says Minecraft has crashed and some other junk every time it gets to the mojang logo, wat do i do?
#497 [05:29] <Wug> FrostGeneral2k: try force updating
#498 [05:30] <FrostGeneral2k> ive tryed
#499 [05:30] * Dooper [Dooper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#500 [05:30] <FrostGeneral2k> ive tryed 2wice
#501 [05:30] <Dooper> <-- bot made in Go by me
#502 [05:30] <Wug> have you installed any mods?
#503 [05:30] <Wug> Kealper: cool
#504 [05:30] <Wug> is it aubot-like?
#505 [05:30] <FrostGeneral2k> andi hav tmi and nventory tweaks
#506 [05:31] <Kealper> nope, it's noob-like
#507 [05:31] <Wug> !paid wug
#508 [05:31] * aetherian_ [aetherian_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#509 [05:31] <Kealper> it could be aubot-like though... i just haven't got around to it yet lol
#510 [05:31] * icestroge [icestroge@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#511 [05:31] <Wug> paid was very easy for me to add to wugbot because it already had web interfacing capabilities from ;long
#512 [05:31] <Kealper> !echo yay, noob feature
#513 [05:31] <Dooper> yay, noob feature
#514 [05:31] <Wug> ;long http://goo.gl/GZWrJ
#515 [05:31] <WugBot> http://goo.gl/GZWrJ --> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#516 [05:32] <gPad2002> urllib.urlopen(haspaid + username).read()
#517 [05:32] <gPad2002> Hr hr hr
#518 [05:32] <Dooper> this also works as a half-way-not-too-painful client
#519 [05:32] <FrostGeneral2k> look it says my minecrafts crashed every time i get toothe mojang logo, i hav tmi and inventory te-weaks installed, wat will get my minecraft workin
#520 [05:32] <Wug> gPad2002: my bot is not written in python, so it was a little more complex than that. not by much though
#521 [05:32] <SinZ> `paid S1NZ
#522 [05:32] <SinZBot> S1NZ has paid for Minecraft, I'll give him a hug some other time!
#523 [05:32] <gPad2002> Oh right, okay
#524 [05:32] <icestroge> My minecraft login won't work despite changing the password several times. The username is Alan9876. It is premium. Thank you.
#525 [05:32] <gPad2002> :P
#526 [05:32] <FrostGeneral2k> i paid 4 minecraft
#527 [05:32] <Wug> just the http get and then some basic processing based on either 'true' or otherwise
#528 [05:32] <SinZ> `paid Alan9876
#529 [05:32] <SinZBot> Alan9876 has paid for Minecraft, I'll give him a hug some other time!
#530 [05:33] <gPad2002> Mm.
#531 [05:33] <Wug> FrostGeneral2k: you said you force updated
#532 [05:33] <FrostGeneral2k> jus somone plz help me
#533 [05:33] <gPad2002> SinZ: Gender-specific, change it to "them"
#534 [05:33] <Wug> if you had done that you would not have any mods installed
#535 [05:33] <Wug> did you have an hd texture pack
#536 [05:33] <SinZ> gPad2002: ah, sorry
#537 [05:33] <SinZ> nice eye
#538 [05:33] <gPad2002> :P
#539 [05:33] <FrostGeneral2k> wat updating it cancelled my mods!
#540 [05:33] <gPad2002> Gotta watch out for that lol
#541 [05:33] <Wug> FrostGeneral2k: did you have an hd texture pack
#542 [05:34] <FrostGeneral2k> i did but i dont use it
#543 [05:34] <Wug> FrostGeneral2k: open %appdata% (its a folder) and rename '.minecraft' to '.minecraft-old'
#544 [05:34] <Wug> then try to run minecraft again
#545 [05:34] <icestroge> Anyone know why Alan can't access minecraft?
#546 [05:35] <FrostGeneral2k> ok ill do tat
#547 [05:35] <Wug> ;hp Alan9876
#548 [05:35] <WugBot> Alan9876 has paid for minecraft.
#549 [05:35] <Kealper> (oh, that Dooper bot was also connected with ssl, too)
#550 [05:35] <Wug> :D
#551 [05:35] <FrostGeneral2k> ./afk
#552 [05:35] * Wug duplicates all the bots
#552 [05:35] <Wug> Kealper: I'll get it working to do the auto-haspaid too
#553 [05:35] * Wug thbbbt ---> aubot
#553 [05:35] <SinZ> auto?
#554 [05:35] <Wug> :<
#555 [05:35] <gPad2002> Lolwut
#556 [05:35] <Kealper> lol
#557 [05:36] <SinZ> auto-haspaid, really?
#558 [05:36] <SinZ> whats that
#559 [05:36] * gPad2002 sits on AuBot
#559 [05:36] <Kealper> something that was more annoying than it sounds
#560 [05:36] <Wug> SinZ: we had this great idea the other day to make one of the bots automatically check usernames if we asked someone what their username was
#561 [05:36] <gPad2002> PARADOX
#562 [05:36] <Wug> gPad2002:
#563 [05:36] <gPad2002> Wug:
#564 [05:36] <SinZ> so a basic AI system
#565 [05:36] * Wug gives aubot all of his and Kealper's money
#565 [05:36] <gPad2002> lol
#566 [05:36] <Wug> >:D
#567 [05:36] <Kealper> D:
#568 [05:36] * Kealper is robbed
#568 [05:37] * gPad2002 has sex with AuBot
#568 [05:37] <Kealper> SinZ: ehh, less smart than AI
#569 [05:37] <gPad2002> xD
#570 [05:37] <Wug> Kealper: it was voluntary
#571 [05:37] <SinZ> I said basic Kealper
#572 [05:37] <Kealper> less smart that basic AI
#573 [05:37] <Kealper> more like... just some regex
#574 [05:37] <Wug> >.< lets hope icestroge comes back
#575 [05:37] <Wug> I have a feeling he has java 7
#576 [05:37] <Kealper> but it had a lot of false-hits
#577 [05:37] <SinZ> Looks for keywords, if a number of keywords are met, do a function
#578 [05:37] <Wug> stupid java 7, y u no work right
#579 [05:37] <Kealper> SinZ: basically
#580 [05:38] <Wug> Kealper: you're on windows right
#581 [05:38] <Wug> do an experiment for me
#582 [05:38] <Kealper> Wug: si
#583 [05:38] <SinZ> Iv done that before with a foreach and an IF statement
#584 [05:38] <Wug> if you have java, uninstall it
#585 [05:38] <Wug> then install a really old version of 6
#586 [05:38] <Kealper> i already have Java 7
#587 [05:38] <Kealper> works fine
#588 [05:38] <Wug> I know, this is an experiment
#589 [05:38] <FrostGeneral2k> guys ive tryed tat but it still wont work, actually now i cant get on minecraft at all!
#590 [05:38] <Kealper> i already had update 17 on my main computer for the longest time, worked fine
#591 [05:39] <FrostGeneral2k> ./ak
#592 [05:39] <FrostGeneral2k> hmm...
#593 [05:39] <Wug> FrostGeneral2k: you renamed your .minecraft folder to .minecraft-old and it still isnt working?
#594 [05:39] <Wug> try redownloading the client?
#595 [05:39] <Wug> :client
#596 [05:39] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#597 [05:39] * Kealper is the worst beta tester ever, everything always works like it should ._.
#597 [05:39] <gPad2002> XD
#598 [05:39] <Wug> Kealper: ok, try this then
#599 [05:39] <Wug> uninstall all javas
#600 [05:40] <Wug> then install the latest version of java 5
#601 [05:40] <Wug> then without uninstalling it, install java 7
#602 [05:40] <Kealper> i'd assume it would still work fine
#603 [05:40] <Wug> I have this feeling that some amount of updating as opposed to fresh reinstallation is why it doesnt work
#604 [05:40] <Wug> I bet theres something shared between java 5 and 6 that works there
#605 [05:41] <FrostGeneral2k> u guys r well anoyin now it wont even load up the mojang page
#606 [05:41] <Wug> well, maybe if you listened to a thing we said
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#608 [05:41] <gPad2002> ^ no patience.
#609 [05:41] <Wug> Frostgeneral: well, maybe if you listened to a thing we said
#610 [05:41] <Wug> FrostGeneral: you renamed your .minecraft folder to .minecraft-old and it still isnt working?
#611 [05:41] <Wug> yes or no
#612 [05:42] <Frostgeneral> people i did wat u said renaming it but that reset my password and icant even login now
#613 [05:42] <Wug> you didnt say that
#614 [05:42] <Wug> last time, your answer to that question was 'hmmm'
#615 [05:42] <Wug> please try to work with us, we cant do our magic in the dark
#616 [05:42] <Wug> redownload the client please
#617 [05:42] <Wug> :client
#618 [05:42] <WugBot> client: You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#619 [05:42] <Frostgeneral> oh soz my thing wudnt show wat i typed
#620 [05:43] * gPad2002 hugs Wug
#620 [05:43] <Frostgeneral> ok illdo tat
#621 [05:44] <Frostgeneral> ok guys it cant connect but the single player options there saying 'not downloaded'
#622 [05:44] <gPad2002> !isdown
#623 [05:44] <GreyBot> gPad2002: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#624 [05:44] <gPad2002> Hmm
#625 [05:45] <Frostgeneral> so wat do i do
#626 [05:45] * kleinebaaas [kleinebaaas@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#627 [05:45] <Frostgeneral> oh and it wont lemme chnage the name bak to .minecraft
#628 [05:46] <Frostgeneral> plz help my server is awaiting me]
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#630 [05:46] <kleinebaaas> first close mc, then remove the new .minecraft (if it exitst) and then rename it back
#631 [05:47] <Frostgeneral> wat! u mean i have to lose all my texture packs!
#632 [05:47] <kleinebaaas> you can backup them
#633 [05:47] <Frostgeneral> oh ok
#634 [05:47] <Frostgeneral> ./afk
#635 [05:48] <kleinebaaas> lets get a discussion started
#636 [05:48] <kleinebaaas> what do you guys think of SOPA?
#637 [05:48] <Frostgeneral> wats sopa
#638 [05:48] <gPad2002> It's bs.
#639 [05:49] <Frostgeneral> im british wats sopa
#640 [05:49] <gPad2002> How the hell they can sleep at night I have no idea
#641 [05:49] <Frostgeneral> WATS SOPA!
#642 [05:49] <gPad2002> Frostgeneral: Stop online piracy act
#643 [05:49] <gPad2002> Basically letting the US media control what sites we can see
#644 [05:49] <Frostgeneral> a wat?
#645 [05:49] <gPad2002> If it gets passed
#646 [05:49] <Frostgeneral> thats must n=be annoyin
#647 [05:49] <gPad2002> It hasn't been passed yet
#648 [05:50] <Frostgeneral> al least in englad we dont get that
#649 [05:50] <kleinebaaas> not... yet.
#650 [05:50] <gPad2002> Frostgeneral: You will if it gets passed
#651 [05:50] <Frostgeneral> D:
#652 [05:50] <gPad2002> Europe is like a sheep in that respect
#653 [05:50] * gPad2002 lives in Ireland
#653 [05:50] <Frostgeneral> dont diss europe!
#654 [05:50] <kleinebaaas> you know, youtube is hosted in america. so it will get censored in europe too.
#655 [05:51] <gPad2002> I'm part of Europe
#656 [05:51] <gPad2002> You derp
#657 [05:51] <Frostgeneral> wat
#658 [05:51] <Frostgeneral> not utube!
#659 [05:51] <Frostgeneral> plz save utube!
#660 [05:51] <gPad2002> Go sign a petition then :P
#661 [05:51] <Frostgeneral> a wat?
#662 [05:51] <gPad2002> Okay
#663 [05:51] <kleinebaaas> petition
#664 [05:51] <gPad2002> How old are you?
#665 [05:51] <Frostgeneral> wats a petition
#666 [05:51] <kleinebaaas> go to avaaz.org
#667 [05:52] <Frostgeneral> im 12 but in england ive never herd of a petition
#668 [05:52] <Frostgeneral> you mean a ballad
#669 [05:52] <gPad2002> It's where people put their name down in support or against a motion
#670 [05:52] <gPad2002> Not a ballot, no
#671 [05:52] <Frostgeneral> thats a ballad
#672 [05:52] <kleinebaaas> ill post you the link
#673 [05:52] <gPad2002> Ballots are official
#674 [05:52] <Frostgeneral> yws in england its a ballad
#675 [05:52] <gPad2002> Petitions are started by a community
#676 [05:52] <Frostgeneral> or baalot
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#678 [05:53] <gPad2002> Dude I lived in London for nine years
#679 [05:53] <gPad2002> It's a petition
#680 [05:53] <gPad2002> Not a ballot
#681 [05:53] <Frostgeneral> wow i must be mic-xed up then
#682 [05:53] <kleinebaaas> cant find it; just go to avaaz.org
#683 [05:53] <Frostgeneral> kk
#684 [05:53] <gPad2002> http://demandprogress.org has one too
#685 [05:54] <Kealper> just about every community action site has petitions going for SOPA right now
#686 [05:54] <Kealper> and so far, they're working
#687 [05:54] <kleinebaaas> yup
#688 [05:55] * Kealper has been quite vocal about this whole thing, and made sure his house representatives know about it
#688 [05:55] <Frostgeneral> r=there i signed tat petition
#689 [05:55] <kleinebaaas> thx
#690 [05:55] <gPad2002> There's no point in talking to my roommates
#691 [05:55] <gPad2002> They barely understand the Net
#692 [05:56] <Frostgeneral> who heres played minicraft yet
#693 [05:56] <Kealper> gPad2002: that's the problem with SOPA, the people creating the bill don't either ._.
#694 [05:56] <gPad2002> Yeah, I know
#695 [05:56] <kleinebaaas> I bet those guys in the congress also don't understand the net.
#696 [05:56] <gPad2002> They don't.
#697 [05:56] <Kealper> they've admitted they don't
#698 [05:56] <Frostgeneral> hey people who heres played minicraft. u no thr game notch made 4 ludum dare
#699 [05:56] <Kealper> but they're being paid tons of money to sign it, and they don't use the internet anyways, so why should they care?
#700 [05:57] <kleinebaaas> then, WHY do they discuss about that?
#701 [05:57] <gPad2002> Because the media companies want censorship
#702 [05:57] <Frostgeneral> that is a bit strange
#703 [05:57] <Kealper> Frostgeneral: figuring how this channel is called #MinecraftHelp, i think it's safe to say almost everyone in here has played Minecraft :P
#704 [05:57] <gPad2002> Despite the fact that they all pirate everything too
#705 [05:57] <Kealper> ^
#706 [05:57] <gPad2002> Kealper: He said minicraft
#707 [05:57] <Frostgeneral> well anyway who heres played minicraft
#708 [05:57] <Kealper> oh
#709 [05:57] <Kealper> doop
#710 [05:57] <Kealper> what is minicraft?
#711 [05:57] <gPad2002> lol
#712 [05:58] <gPad2002> Notch's LD entry
#713 [05:58] <gPad2002> Top-dow MC
#714 [05:58] <Frostgeneral> u no te 1 notch made 4 ludum dare
#715 [05:58] <gPad2002> down*
#716 [05:58] <Kealper> OH
#717 [05:58] * Kealper didn't realize that had a name
#717 [05:58] <gPad2002> ??> Frostgeneral dont/tweet
#718 [05:58] <VoxelHead> Frostgeneral: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#719 [05:58] <Frostgeneral> it rules
#720 [05:58] <Frostgeneral> and he made it in 48 ohurs
#721 [05:58] <kleinebaaas> this is #minecrafthelp. About... everyone played mc here.
#722 [05:58] <gPad2002> kleinebaaas: MINIcraft
#723 [05:59] <kleinebaaas> oh yeah
#724 [05:59] <Kealper> kleinebaaas: he's talking about a different thing that Notch made, i got confused at first too xD
#725 [05:59] <kleinebaaas> I played
#726 [05:59] * gPad2002 gives kleinebaaas and Kealper some Red Bull
#726 [05:59] <Frostgeneral> i love mincraft!
#727 [05:59] * Kealper notices that it's 6am now
#727 [05:59] <Kealper> i should probably get to bed some time soon lol
#728 [05:59] <kleinebaaas> who played minecraft4k?
#729 [06:00] <gPad2002> Me!
#730 [06:00] <Frostgeneral> wat u mean its 10 i =n te mormin"!
#731 [06:00] <Kealper> Frostgeneral: maybe for you :P
#732 [06:00] <Frostgeneral> wer r u?
#733 [06:00] <Kealper> eastern USA
#734 [06:00] <Frostgeneral> southern england
#735 [06:00] <kleinebaaas> netherlands here
#736 [06:00] <gPad2002> Southwestern Ireland
#737 [06:01] <kleinebaaas> ./afk
#738 [06:01] <kleinebaaas> ./afk
#739 [06:01] <Frostgeneral> its 11o'cloch ere
#740 [06:01] <Kealper> gPad2002: i totally didn't realize you were Irish until about 5 minutes ago lol
#741 [06:01] <gPad2002> I'm not
#742 [06:01] <kleinebaaas> ./afk
#743 [06:01] <gPad2002> I'm English
#744 [06:01] <gPad2002> Moved here when I was nine
#745 [06:01] <Frostgeneral> wer r u in england gpad?
#746 [06:01] <Kealper> gPad2002: close enough lol
#747 [06:01] <Frostgeneral> im in dorset
#748 [06:01] <gPad2002> Frostgeneral: I'm in Ireland.
#749 [06:01] <Kealper> so then do you have an Irish accent? D:
#750 [06:02] <gPad2002> I have a mixed accent
#751 [06:02] <gPad2002> It gets all the ladies :)
#752 [06:02] <Kealper> that's gotta sound interesting lol
#753 [06:02] <gPad2002> :> *
#754 [06:02] <Frostgeneral> wtf
#755 [06:02] <gPad2002> Kealper: It sounds like an accent you can't place.
#756 [06:02] <Frostgeneral> well u guys havent been helpful so buy!
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#758 [06:02] <Frostgeneral> nice talkin 2 u
#759 [06:03] <Kealper> although.... southwestern ireland... that probably doesn't have as strong of an accent
#760 [06:03] <gPad2002> Oh it does
#761 [06:03] <gPad2002> It really does
#762 [06:03] <Kealper> :o
#763 [06:03] <Frostgeneral> i been to america every thought i was poash
#764 [06:03] <gPad2002> Google the Kerry accent
#765 [06:03] <gPad2002> You'll see what I mean
#766 [06:03] <gPad2002> You have that posh accent?
#767 [06:03] <gPad2002> Lol
#768 [06:03] <Frostgeneral> even though in england i sounded average as hell
#769 [06:04] <Frostgeneral> strange americans
#770 [06:04] <gPad2002> ^
#771 [06:04] <kleinebaaas> lol, this is #minecrafthelp and we're talking about accents
#772 [06:04] <Frostgeneral> yep
#773 [06:04] <gPad2002> The American accent annoys me
#774 [06:04] * Kealper just has a northern-american/canadian accent... which is some times hard to understand because we all talk SUPER fast around here :o
#774 [06:04] <gPad2002> Hah
#775 [06:04] <Frostgeneral> cud we get bak to makin my mc work now
#776 [06:04] <Frostgeneral> plz!
#777 [06:04] <Frostgeneral> ok jus wait a sec
#778 [06:05] <gPad2002> If you can't connect there's not much you can do aside from trying again
#779 [06:05] <Frostgeneral> ./afk
#780 [06:05] <Kealper> and i've caught myself saying "eh?" after some statements, and saying "aboot" before ._.
#781 [06:05] <gPad2002> Lol!
#782 [06:05] <kleinebaaas> if you like hardstyle, you should check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bolWhLnawWw&feature=BFa&list=SP9FB02EC3D879BD71&lf=list_related&shuffle=305193
#783 [06:05] * gPad2002 is listening to Super Sonic Racing (Generations Mix) by SEGA from Sonic Generations OST.
#783 [06:06] <kleinebaaas> ...so, you're listening to a ...remix from music from a game?
#784 [06:06] <gPad2002> No
#785 [06:06] <Frostgeneral> i guve up ill try messagin mojNG
#786 [06:06] <gPad2002> Listening to an OST
#787 [06:06] <gPad2002> That mix is in the game
#788 [06:06] <gPad2002> But it was remixed for the game
#789 [06:06] <Frostgeneral> who like coldplays new song paradise
#790 [06:06] <gPad2002> Haven't heard it, in general don't like that style of music
#791 [06:07] <Frostgeneral> gon on utun=be type paradise its first on list
#792 [06:07] <kleinebaaas> oh >_<
#793 [06:07] <gPad2002> ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO YOUUBE
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#795 [06:07] <gPad2002> YOUTUBE*
#796 [06:07] <Frostgeneral> ?
#797 [06:07] <Frostgeneral> soz i type fast
#798 [06:07] <gPad2002> Frostgeneral: It's videos like that that SOPA will censor
#799 [06:07] <kleinebaaas> ...listening it right now
#800 [06:07] <Frostgeneral> r u serious!
#801 [06:07] * Kealper goes to bed
#801 [06:08] <gPad2002> kleinebaaas: How bad is it? :P
#802 [06:08] <Frostgeneral> but its veos utube channel
#803 [06:08] <gPad2002> Kealper: Is there any point?
#804 [06:08] <Kealper> gPad2002: some sleep is better than none lol
#805 [06:08] <gPad2002> Kealper: Not always
#806 [06:08] <Frostgeneral> wat time is it wer u r
#807 [06:08] <kleinebaaas> take your sleep, you deserved it :p
#808 [06:08] <gPad2002> If you have to get up at 8 or 9am then there's no point
#809 [06:08] <Frostgeneral> kealper
#810 [06:08] <Kealper> it is when you don't have to be up early \o/
#811 [06:08] <Kealper> Frostgeneral: 6:08 AM
#812 [06:08] <gPad2002> GMT -5
#813 [06:09] <gPad2002> I know lots of sluts in that time zone
#814 [06:09] <Frostgeneral> its 11:06 here
#815 [06:09] <gPad2002> :P
#816 [06:09] <kleinebaaas> and with my crap connection, it stopped at an image that could be 1. a dick, 2. a finger
#817 [06:09] <gPad2002> lol
#818 [06:09] <Kealper> gPad2002: yeah, there seem to be a lot of them around here
#819 [06:09] <gPad2002> Kealper: I mean
#820 [06:09] <Frostgeneral> i wish minicraft was online
#821 [06:09] <gPad2002> Between the ages of 12 and 18
#822 [06:09] <Frostgeneral> im 12
#823 [06:09] <Kealper> gPad2002: previous statement still stands XD
#824 [06:09] <gPad2002> xD
#825 [06:09] <Frostgeneral> wtf
#826 [06:10] <kleinebaaas> oh its the finger of a man in an elephant suit
#827 [06:10] * tyteen4a03 is in the GMT+8 timezone
#827 [06:10] <kleinebaaas> nah, I don't like it.
#828 [06:10] <kleinebaaas> gtg, first lunch then gon' bowling.
#829 [06:10] <gPad2002> Ohai tyteen4a03
#830 [06:10] <Frostgeneral> oh in paradise
#831 [06:10] <kleinebaaas> gmt +1 ftw
#832 [06:10] <gPad2002> Kealper: I know this 14-year-old
#833 [06:10] <gPad2002> Who randomly sent me a folder of porn of herself for no reason
#834 [06:10] <tyteen4a03> lol
#835 [06:10] <Kealper> now then... since i don't have to be awake any time soon... afk for sleeping, i'll be back in like 7-8 hours lol
#836 [06:10] <Kealper> gPad2002: ohmai
#837 [06:10] <gPad2002> Yeah
#838 [06:10] <Frostgeneral> lol
#839 [06:10] <gPad2002> Encrypt and remove!
#840 [06:10] <gPad2002> :D
#841 [06:11] <gPad2002> I'm 19, I don't need your shiz :U
#842 [06:11] <Kealper> lol
#843 [06:11] <Frostgeneral> u guys u realis if sopa goes thru then utube will probally shut down
#844 [06:12] <gPad2002> Nah it won't
#845 [06:12] <Kealper> to be honest
#846 [06:12] <gPad2002> There'll just be way less videos
#847 [06:12] <Frostgeneral> ru sure
#848 [06:12] <Kealper> i don't think anyone has the balls to try shutting down youtube
#849 [06:12] <gPad2002> ^
#850 [06:12] <Frostgeneral> vevos videos will get raped
#851 [06:12] <gPad2002> Google is too compliant to git it shut down
#852 [06:12] <gPad2002> So
#853 [06:12] <Frostgeneral> all of them]
#854 [06:13] <Frostgeneral> SHOCKED SPUIRELL G=DERPING FACE
#855 [06:13] <gPad2002> Man
#856 [06:13] <gPad2002> You need typing lessons dude
#857 [06:13] <gPad2002> :P
#858 [06:13] <Kealper> gPad2002: not only that, google can do some mean voodoo with their search results should some media company get them mad enough
#859 [06:13] <Frostgeneral> i quite messy
#860 [06:13] <Frostgeneral> with typin
#861 [06:13] <gPad2002> True that
#862 [06:13] <gPad2002> And. True that
#863 [06:13] <Frostgeneral> i always hit the - by accident, omaehow
#864 [06:14] <gPad2002> he hr hr
#865 [06:14] <Kealper> now seriously..... for the third time.... afk lol
#866 [06:14] <Frostgeneral> oh god i mean somehow
#867 [06:14] <gPad2002> Kealper: NOU
#868 [06:14] <gPad2002> DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE
#869 [06:14] <gPad2002> D:
#870 [06:14] <Frostgeneral> i wont leave
#871 [06:14] * Kealper closes out of putty
#871 [06:14] <gPad2002> XD
#872 [06:14] <gPad2002> Bai
#873 [06:14] <Frostgeneral> ill play more paradise!
#874 [06:14] * Kealper waves
#874 [06:14] * Kealper lied
#874 [06:14] * WugBot [WugBot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#875 [06:14] <Wug> feh
#876 [06:14] <Kealper> i just minimized it >:D
#877 [06:15] <Wug> Kealper: Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper
#878 [06:15] <gPad2002> XD
#879 [06:15] <Kealper> bah
#880 [06:15] <gPad2002> Success
#881 [06:15] * Kealper mutes his speakers
#881 [06:15] <Wug> ;alias new pester
#882 [06:15] <WugBot> Blank alias pester created.
#883 [06:15] * Zimsky mutes Kealper
#883 [06:15] * gPad2002 sits on Kealper
#883 [06:15] <Wug> ;alias add pester say %0: %0 %0 %0 %0 %0 %0 %0 %0 %0
#884 [06:15] <Frostgeneral> on minicraft i was just outside the wizards throne i cud c him sitiin thyere, aand a zombie got wile i was eatin bread
#885 [06:15] <Wug> ;pester Kealper
#886 [06:15] <WugBot> Kealper: Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper Kealper
#887 [06:15] <gPad2002> lol
#888 [06:15] <Frostgeneral> i failed and raged quit
#889 [06:15] <gPad2002> ;pester Wug
#890 [06:16] <gPad2002> :(
#891 [06:16] <Zimsky> rage quit*
#892 [06:16] <Zimsky> not raged quit
#893 [06:16] <Zimsky> I thoonk
#894 [06:16] <Frostgeneral> i played it yesterday and i got mureded wile minin iron
#895 [06:16] <gPad2002> WELCOME TO MC
#896 [06:16] <gPad2002> xD
#897 [06:16] <Wug> Frostgeneral: it still doesnt work then?
#898 [06:16] <Frostgeneral> hello mr mc!
#899 [06:16] <Frostgeneral> oh ill check
#900 [06:17] <Frostgeneral> OMG IT WORKS!
#901 [06:17] <gPad2002> Lol
#902 [06:17] <Wug> you mustve broken the launcher then somehow
#903 [06:17] <Frostgeneral> YAY THNX 4 NO REASON CUS UREALL DIDNT HELP!
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#905 [06:17] <Wug> you moved your saves into .minecraft-ol
#906 [06:17] <Wug> old*
#907 [06:17] <Wug> dont forget to move them back
#908 [06:17] <Frostgeneral> i hav
#909 [06:17] <Wug> ok
#910 [06:18] <Frostgeneral> well howis everyone today
#911 [06:18] <gPad2002> Sexy.
#912 [06:18] <gPad2002> You?
#913 [06:18] <Frostgeneral> naked
#914 [06:18] <MittRomney2012> Mitt Romney has what it takes from his private sector experience to fix American healthcare! Our next president must repeal Obamacare and replace it with market-based reforms that empower states and individuals and reduce health care costs. States and private markets, not the federal government, hold the key to improving our health care system. Vote Mitt Romney for President 2012! http://www.mittromney.com
#915 [06:18] <gPad2002> Oh god.
#916 [06:18] <gPad2002> XD
#917 [06:18] <Frostgeneral> i mean cool
#918 [06:18] <Frostgeneral> i joke
#919 [06:19] <gPad2002> !kick MittRomney2012
#920 [06:19] * AuBot kicked gPad2002 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Pad2002 :No. Just...No.)
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#922 [06:19] <gPad2002> ...
#923 [06:19] <gPad2002> I thought voices could kick?
#924 [06:19] <Frostgeneral> mitt romey go awa
#925 [06:19] <Frostgeneral> y
#926 [06:19] <Zimsky> :O
#927 [06:19] <gPad2002> Kealper: Fix eet!
#928 [06:19] <Zimsky> !kick
#929 [06:19] <Zimsky> aw
#930 [06:19] <Frostgeneral> FREAKIN CHEESE!
#931 [06:19] <Zimsky> NOU
#932 [06:19] <gPad2002> Sometimes I dream about
#933 [06:19] <gPad2002> Chheeeessseeee..
#934 [06:20] <Frostgeneral> CHEESESSSSSsssssss..... BOOM!
#935 [06:20] <gPad2002> O\
#936 [06:20] <MittRomney2012> Mitt Romney for President 2012! The “last best hope of earth” was what Abraham Lincoln called our country. Mitt Romney believes in fulfilling the promise of Lincoln’s words and will defend America abroad in word and in deed. http://www.mittromney.com
#937 [06:20] <Frostgeneral> go away mitromey!
#938 [06:21] <Frostgeneral> kick him
#939 [06:21] <Zimsky> What is that link?
#940 [06:21] <Frostgeneral> ill check
#941 [06:21] <Frostgeneral> ./afk
#942 [06:21] <Zimsky> Careful
#943 [06:22] <MittRomney2012> Mitt Romney has what it takes from his private sector experience to fix American healthcare! Our next president must repeal Obamacare and replace it with market-based reforms that empower states and individuals and reduce health care costs. States and private markets, not the federal government, hold the key to improving our health care system. Vote Mitt Romney for President 2012! http://www.mittromney.com
#944 [06:22] * Wug prods Kealper
#944 [06:22] * Wug kicked MittRomney2012 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ittRomney2012 :MittRomney2012)
#945 [06:22] <Wug> nope
#946 [06:22] <Frostgeneral> ok i checked itsa load os shit
#947 [06:22] <Wug> Kealper: I was prodding you for fun
#948 [06:22] * Wug continues to prod
#948 [06:23] <Frostgeneral> its all buggy and it sucks
#949 [06:23] <Frostgeneral> ouch dont prod me wif a sword!
#950 [06:23] <Wug> gPad2002: you could ask kealper and he will enable it for you
#951 [06:23] <gPad2002> He did before
#952 [06:23] <gPad2002> I dunno why it isn't working now lol
#953 [06:23] <Frostgeneral> yeh lemme b=prod him hard
#954 [06:23] <Wug> are you logged in?
#955 [06:23] <Frostgeneral> no
#956 [06:24] <Frostgeneral> imma guest
#957 [06:24] <Wug> I'm talking to gPad2002
#958 [06:24] <gPad2002> No I'm not
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#960 [06:24] <Frostgeneral> never been on this site b4
#961 [06:24] <gPad2002> It has logins?
#962 [06:24] <Wug> gPad2002: you are, as g
#963 [06:24] <Wug> I mean to nickserv
#964 [06:24] <gPad2002> Oh
#965 [06:24] <gPad2002> Yeah
#966 [06:24] <Wug> ;flags g
#967 [06:24] <WugBot> Nobody is logged on with that nickname.
#968 [06:24] <Wug> ;flags ~g
#969 [06:24] <WugBot> g has (in #minecrafthelp) flags: c
#970 [06:24] <Frostgeneral> guys i gotta now nice talkin 2 u
#971 [06:24] <Wug> you can kick with wugbot
#972 [06:25] <gPad2002> <3
#973 [06:25] <gPad2002> Thanks
#974 [06:26] <gPad2002> You know
#975 [06:26] <gPad2002> That bot was a spambot for an election?
#976 [06:27] <gPad2002> Didn't expect them to stoop so low.
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#980 [06:34] <HEROBRINE> O.o
#981 [06:34] <HEROBRINE> Guys help me
#982 [06:35] <gPad2002> ?? ask
#983 [06:35] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#984 [06:35] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#985 [06:35] <HEROBRINE> when i go onto survival mode in minecraft then i go into my inventory for about 1-5 seconds my entire computer reezes
#986 [06:35] <HEROBRINE> *freezes
#987 [06:36] <HEROBRINE> what would this be caused by and how can i fix it?
#988 [06:36] <gPad2002> Used any mods lately?
#989 [06:36] <HEROBRINE> None i havent downloaded any
#990 [06:36] <HEROBRINE> at all
#991 [06:36] <gPad2002> Tried a new world?
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#993 [06:36] <HEROBRINE> yes
#994 [06:37] <gPad2002> Tried multiplayer?
#995 [06:37] <HEROBRINE> No i havent went on multiplayer
#996 [06:37] <gPad2002> And creative?
#997 [06:37] <gPad2002> Creative?
#998 [06:37] <HEROBRINE> It will let me open the Inventory in creative
#999 [06:38] <HEROBRINE> but not survival or hardcore
#1000 [06:38] <Wug> try force updating
#1001 [06:38] <gPad2002> Have you changed your skin?
#1002 [06:38] <HEROBRINE> yes
#1003 [06:38] <gPad2002> Make sure the skin is a valid image
#1004 [06:38] <HEROBRINE> i have already tried force update
#1005 [06:38] <Wug> is it only one world, or is it all of them
#1006 [06:38] <HEROBRINE> the skin is a valid image
#1007 [06:38] <Wug> try a different one anyway
#1008 [06:39] <HEROBRINE> its all of them and even before i changed my skin it still froze
#1009 [06:39] <Wug> I have no idea, thats really weird
#1010 [06:39] <gPad2002> It's is
#1011 [06:39] <HEROBRINE> Yea :(
#1012 [06:39] <gPad2002> Oh
#1013 [06:39] <gPad2002> Texture pack?
#1014 [06:39] <HEROBRINE> Nope
#1015 [06:40] <gPad2002> Has it worked in the past?
#1016 [06:40] <HEROBRINE> Nope
#1017 [06:40] <gPad2002> Hmm
#1018 [06:40] <gPad2002> GreyVulpine: You there?
#1019 [06:40] <HEROBRINE> ok guys i have to go
#1020 [06:40] <Wug> HEROBRINE: I have no idea
#1021 [06:40] <gPad2002> :<
#1022 [06:40] <gPad2002> I'm all out too
#1023 [06:40] <Wug> try updating java
#1024 [06:40] <Wug> :j
#1025 [06:40] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1026 [06:40] <HEROBRINE> :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
#1027 [06:40] <Wug> when you get the change
#1028 [06:40] <Wug> chance*
#1029 [06:41] <HEROBRINE> okay then ill be back in about 15 mins
#1030 [06:41] <gPad2002> Okay
#1031 [06:41] <HEROBRINE> if u guys have any suggestions can you email them to me?
#1032 [06:41] <gPad2002> Don't put your email in here
#1033 [06:41] <HEROBRINE> Tankdempsy@hotmail.co.uk :)
#1034 [06:41] <HEROBRINE> Crappppppppppppppppppppppppp
#1035 [06:41] <gPad2002> Lots of people in here
#1036 [06:41] <gPad2002> Never know if one might be a spambot :P
#1037 [06:42] <HEROBRINE> oh well ill just reportthem >:)
#1038 [06:42] <HEROBRINE> ok bhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#1039 [06:42] <gPad2002> Lol
#1040 [06:42] <gPad2002> Bai
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#1048 [07:33] <ArthurSilva> My minecraft is crashing everytime that I try to Login, wt should I do?
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#1050 [07:44] <HEROBRINE> Hey im back
#1051 [07:44] <ArthurSilva> hello
#1052 [07:45] <HEROBRINE> Umm any ideas on how i can stop my entire computer freezing when i go into my inventory on minecraft ?
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#1054 [07:45] <HEROBRINE> This only happens when i try to play on survival
#1055 [07:45] <ArthurSilva> My minecraft is crashing everytime afther I login in the game, I cant even start playing
#1056 [07:46] <ArthurSilva> you should try to set different configurations of your video settings
#1057 [07:46] <HEROBRINE> hmm
#1058 [07:46] <HEROBRINE> i tried :/
#1059 [07:46] <Wug> HEROBRINE: you tried updating java?
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#1065 [07:52] <mr_evil> hello
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#1067 [07:57] <mester16> hi
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#1069 [07:57] <mester16> hello
#1070 [07:58] <HEROBRINE> i havent tried update java
#1071 [07:59] <mester16> hi
#1072 [07:59] <mester16> can you help me?
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#1074 [08:00] <HEROBRINE> How do i update java??????????
#1075 [08:00] <mester16> minecraft despise the original, but accidentally gave him a bad name
#1076 [08:01] <mester16> mester01 name because I gave him and I wanted mester16t
#1077 [08:02] <HEROBRINE> can anyone help me???
#1078 [08:02] <HEROBRINE> helllo
#1079 [08:04] <gPad2002> ;j
#1080 [08:04] <gPad2002> Damn WugBot
#1081 [08:04] <gPad2002> ?? Win/java
#1082 [08:04] <gPad2002> ?? Java/download
#1083 [08:04] <HEROBRINE> what?
#1084 [08:04] <gPad2002> Where isit!
#1085 [08:05] <gPad2002> ??< index
#1086 [08:05] <HEROBRINE> i dont know
#1087 [08:05] <gPad2002> ?? Getjava
#1088 [08:05] <gPad2002> http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1089 [08:06] <HEROBRINE> ok
#1090 [08:06] <HEROBRINE> it wont let me go into my inventory in minecraft :(
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#1092 [08:10] <HEROBRINE> now what???????????????????
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#1094 [08:13] <duckydoo> hi when I try and open minecraft it will not open this hasn't been a problem in the past only in the past couple weeks I've tried updating my pc but still nothing :( any help please?
#1095 [08:15] <HEROBRINE> I Dont think anyone is listening
#1096 [08:15] <HEROBRINE> Have you tried playing minecraft in the browser
#1097 [08:16] <duckydoo> yes and that wont load
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#1099 [08:16] <mib_in8hon> hello
#1100 [08:17] <username> How can i play minecraft if it crash?
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#1106 [09:12] <mib_wn4fha> all I get is white screen when i try to play in browser also tried downloading
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#1115 [09:40] <Kleinebaas> and agin, this irc turns idle.
#1116 [09:45] <Boreeas> Kleinebaas: If this channel is idle, it's a good thing
#1117 [09:45] <Boreeas> Kleinebaas: It means that not a lot of people have problems right now
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#1121 [09:55] <rymate1234> !check rymate.dyndns.org
#1122 [09:57] <tyteen4a03> !check
#1123 [09:57] <Boreeas> !check mc.minecraftirc.net
#1124 [09:58] <mindcat> !check 218.6.15.34
#1125 [09:59] <mindcat> !check 218.6.15.34
#1126 [09:59] <mindcat> !ping
#1127 [09:59] <GreyBot> mindcat Your Ping time was 0.686 seconds.
#1128 [09:59] <mindcat> so i am lagging
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#1131 [10:09] <spychicken248> When i run the game the screen whent black and it says minecraft has crashed can you help me???
#1132 [10:09] <Kleinebaas> spychicken248 what happens when you startup agin?
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#1134 [10:11] <spychicken248> the same thing
#1135 [10:12] <Kleinebaas> backup your .minecraft folder
#1136 [10:12] <Kleinebaas> and try force update
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#1138 [10:33] <spychicken248> il try it
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#1141 [10:55] <krebbit> minecraft on my lap top does not load, it reaches the mojang logo, goes black and stops working
#1142 [10:57] <Kleinebaas> you're lucky, mine doesnt even start after logging in
#1143 [10:57] <Kleinebaas> :)
#1144 [10:57] <krebbit> its so annoying
#1145 [10:59] <krebbit> HELP
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#1147 [11:01] <krebbit> :(
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#1154 [11:24] <mudpit> I have a client who plays and he has the newest Java and plenty of RAM, he is wanting to try out the game before he buys it. There is a classic version that you can play in browser, but it just throws up a black screen. It says loading java applet, then black screen. Any ideas on what the issue might be.
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#1156 [11:25] <mudpit> Ive tried deleting the temp fold .minecraft and reinstalling java already and tested IE, FF, and Chrome.
#1157 [11:25] <mib_riv5zf> "/nick rieden007"
#1158 [11:27] <mudpit> I've never played, so I figured I would ask the pros if anyone could possibly help. :)
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#1161 [11:29] <libraryaddict> Is the best level for strip mining with diamonds still 12?
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#1163 [11:30] <mib_ilzs9w> hi
#1164 [11:31] <mib_ilzs9w> any persion from minecraft owner here
#1165 [11:31] <mib_ilzs9w> ?
#1166 [11:32] <libraryaddict> You want to know if anyone who works for Mojang (The people who made minecraft) is in here?
#1167 [11:32] <libraryaddict> ok then
#1168 [11:32] <libraryaddict> cya
#1169 [11:32] <libraryaddict> ask a question, dont stick around to hear it
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#1171 [11:35] <krebbit> yay fixed
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#1173 [11:38] <mr_wibble> I Can not begin minecraft
#1174 [11:38] <mr_wibble> problem vith java
#1175 [11:39] <mr_wibble> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x65f05861, pid=2820, tid=2852 # # JRE version: 6.0_30-b12 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.5-b03 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [aticfx32.dll+0x25861] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: #
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#1178 [11:43] <chazor> hey guys
#1179 [11:43] <chazor> im trying to play inbrowser version of mc BUT IM STUCK AT A WHITE SCREEN
#1180 [11:43] <chazor> sorry caps
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#1182 [11:44] <chazor> and yes i have java
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#1184 [11:45] <chazor> any help?
#1185 [11:45] <mib_g8ilck> i made a multiplayer server but my friend cant play on it.... how do i fix it so he can play?
#1186 [11:45] <chazor> can you access it?
#1187 [11:46] <chazor> the server itself
#1188 [11:46] <mib_g8ilck> ya by typing localhost
#1189 [11:46] <chazor> you need to put it through a port and setup port forwarding
#1190 [11:46] <mib_g8ilck> how?
#1191 [11:47] <chazor> through a router
#1192 [11:47] <mib_g8ilck> how do i port?
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#1194 [11:47] <chazor> youtube has a but load of tuts
#1195 [11:47] <mib_g8ilck> ok
#1196 [11:47] <chazor> im here to get help to lol
#1197 [11:49] <chazor> i had set a server up through the wireless hotspot in my phone
#1198 [11:50] <chazor> im trying to get the in browser version workibng
#1199 [11:50] <chazor> working*
#1200 [11:50] <chazor> it only shows as a whight screen
#1201 [11:50] <chazor> white***
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#1203 [11:52] <Nick0_0> I started minecraft after installing the Technicpack v5.0.5, which worked fine. I moved my previous .minecraft back over to restore my previous saves and mods and a "minecraft has crashed" with an error report on it.
#1204 [11:52] <Nick0_0> any way to fix this myself?
#1205 [11:53] <chazor> no one is here thats helping
#1206 [11:53] <Nick0_0> i s'pose
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#1208 [11:54] <Nick0_0> its what the minecraft help page said to do
#1209 [11:54] <chazor> i know
#1210 [11:54] <chazor> im trying to get help aswell
#1211 [11:54] <Nick0_0> yea
#1212 [11:55] <Nick0_0> mebe give it a couple of mins
#1213 [11:55] <chazor> and im just trying to get the inbrowser working
#1214 [11:55] <Nick0_0> rly?
#1215 [11:55] <chazor> mhmm
#1216 [11:55] <Nick0_0> tough
#1217 [11:55] <chazor> all i get is a white screen
#1218 [11:55] <Nick0_0> not black?
#1219 [11:55] <Nick0_0> ive had black screen, but white?
#1220 [11:56] <chazor> well it goes black then right back to white
#1221 [11:56] <Nick0_0> that IS weird
#1222 [11:56] <chazor> mabie its my version of the java sdk
#1223 [11:56] <Nick0_0> if it was black it would just be a mod that isn't updated
#1224 [11:57] <chazor> can you mod the inbrowser clasic game?
#1225 [11:57] <Nick0_0> no
#1226 [11:57] <Nick0_0> dont think so
#1227 [11:57] <chazor> thats what im trying to play
#1228 [11:57] <chazor> lol
#1229 [11:58] <Nick0_0> cos modding works by edditing your minecraft program, so it runs in a different way
#1230 [11:58] <chazor> exacly
#1231 [11:58] <Nick0_0> but that cant work on inbrowser i guess
#1232 [11:58] <chazor> minecraft program wont work on my pc
#1233 [11:59] <chazor> my graphics card went out
#1234 [11:59] <Nick0_0> wow.
#1235 [11:59] <chazor> so im stuck with onboard
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#1237 [11:59] <chazor> intell gma 950 isnt supported
#1238 [11:59] <chazor> intel*
#1239 [11:59] <Nick0_0> ikr
#1240 [12:00] <Nick0_0> i think i might just reinstall the mod and only move saves over
#1241 [12:00] <chazor> i even have the onboard graphics to more than double
#1242 [12:00] <chazor> XD
#1243 [12:01] <Nick0_0> but i have sent mojang the error report...
#1244 [12:01] <chazor> overclocked*
#1245 [12:01] <chazor> all you can do really
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#1247 [12:01] <chazor> ive been here for 20 minutes
#1248 [12:01] <chazor> i think im just ganna get minebuilder for android and call it a day
#1249 [12:02] <Nick0_0> im just gonna leave this running while i durf utube for something that might consume my time
#1250 [12:02] <Nick0_0> surf*
#1251 [12:02] <chazor> lol
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#1253 [12:02] <Nick0_0> =P
#1254 [12:02] <chazor> alright goodluck man
#1255 [12:02] <chazor> im out
#1256 [12:03] <chazor> glad i didnt buy the game
#1257 [12:03] <chazor> lol
#1258 [12:03] <chazor> peace
#1259 [12:03] <Firebolt5499> Hey guys, any of you familiar with the christmascraft mod for bukkit servers, cuz im having some trouble with it
#1260 [12:03] <Nick0_0> nope
#1261 [12:03] <Nick0_0> good luck with that
#1262 [12:03] <Nick0_0> this is useless
#1263 [12:04] <Firebolt5499> Yeah, the instructions are driving me crazy
#1264 [12:04] <Nick0_0> no, seriously no one here is going to help you with your problems.
#1265 [12:04] <Firebolt5499> Darn
#1266 [12:04] <Firebolt5499> Wait
#1267 [12:04] <Firebolt5499> I thought this was the support one
#1268 [12:04] <Nick0_0> i'm just leaving cos this is, basically, useless to the extreme
#1269 [12:05] <Nick0_0> it is
#1270 [12:05] <Firebolt5499> ...
#1271 [12:05] <Nick0_0> but noones here to sort it out
#1272 [12:05] <Firebolt5499> Okay...
#1273 [12:05] <Firebolt5499> Oh
#1274 [12:05] <Firebolt5499> Well
#1275 [12:05] <Firebolt5499> Shiz
#1276 [12:05] <knackig> When I start mine Craft, come no news about Minecraft and there is only one directory. Here is the screenshot, I think that helps more: http://s1.directupload.net/images/111222/ggghcme6.png
#1277 [12:05] <Nick0_0> its just u, me and another guy
#1278 [12:05] <Nick0_0> bye
#1279 [12:05] <Nick0_0> bye
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#1282 [12:08] <knackig> Wenn ich Minecraft starte, kommen keine Nachrichten über Minecraft und es steht nur ein verzeichnis. Hier der Screenshot, ich denke das hilft eher: http://s1.directupload.net/images/111222/ggghcme6.png
#1283 [12:09] <knackig> When I start mine Craft, come no news about Minecraft and there is only one directory. Here is the screenshot, I think that helps more: http://s1.directupload.net/images/111222/ggghcme6.png
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#1286 [12:27] <JWC3> I tried to install the smart moving mod today and when I opened my minecraft this message appeared. what do I do?
#1287 [12:27] <JWC3> well now its not pasting
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#1293 [12:35] <mib_zdk8nh> My minecraft wont even open up can you help?
#1294 [12:36] <mib_zdk8nh> Anyone?
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#1296 [12:38] <mib_zdk8nh> Minecraft wont load can you help me!
#1297 [12:39] <mib_zdk8nh> u suck
#1298 [12:40] <mib_zdk8nh> Worst customer support ever!
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#1300 [12:41] <Scott> GOOD
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#1303 [12:46] <mr_evil> Need help..must change my minecraft account e-mail pls
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#1311 [12:55] <rymate1234> !check rymate.dyndns.org
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#1313 [12:55] <mib_s6jtqq> how do i aceelerate my pixels or whatever?
#1314 [12:56] <mib_s6jtqq> how do i accelerate my pixels to run the game?
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#1316 [12:59] <ShaneO> How can i accelerate my pixels to run minecraft?
#1317 [12:59] <ShaneO> ?
#1318 [12:59] <ShaneO> ?
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#1320 [12:59] <ShaneO> ?
#1321 [12:59] <ShaneO> ??
#1322 [12:59] <ShaneO> ?
#1323 [13:00] <ShaneO> Is this site supposed to help people or what?!
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#1325 [13:00] <wannabemac> Good morning
#1326 [13:00] <ShaneO> help me please
#1327 [13:01] <wannabemac> What do you need Shane0?
#1328 [13:01] <ShaneO> i dont know how to accelerate my pixels so i can play minegraft
#1329 [13:01] <wannabemac> Could you explain this a bit more?
#1330 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> wannabemac: aka display card (driver) is outdated
#1331 [13:03] <ShaneO> yea i go to play the classic version and it pops up but it says Exception You dont have acellerated pixels or somethin like that?
#1332 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> wannabemac: win/dxdiag
#1333 [13:03] <ShaneO> ?
#1334 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> wait a sec
#1335 [13:03] <wannabemac> ??> Shane0 win/dxdiag
#1336 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Shane0: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1337 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Shane0: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#1339 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> if you can, please google the driver for him as well
#1340 [13:04] <wannabemac> Good idea.
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#1342 [13:04] <ShaneO> sounds hard
#1343 [13:04] <wannabemac> I assume you are on windows?
#1344 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: Not if you follow the instructions one by one. :)
#1345 [13:04] <Boreeas> ShaneO: That's really simple instructions, you odn't even have to think, just do what VoxelHead told you
#1346 [13:04] <ShaneO> yes windows
#1347 [13:05] <wannabemac> OK then
#1348 [13:05] <wannabemac> ??> Shane0 win/dxdiag
#1349 [13:05] <VoxelHead> Shane0: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1350 [13:05] <VoxelHead> Shane0: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1351 [13:05] <ShaneO> where is the win + r keys haha
#1352 [13:05] <wannabemac> The windows key is the one with the windows icon on it.
#1353 [13:06] <wannabemac> The r is, well the R key.
#1354 [13:06] <ShaneO> cool got that part
#1355 [13:06] <tyteen4a03> wannabemac: win/key if the user's really confused
#1356 [13:07] <mib_do87cy> for sum reason it wont let me download the game to play off line. I can play it in the browser but when i go to download the minecraft exe. it asks me if i want to save it and I push yes and it says cant download. Any problems with server?
#1357 [13:07] <wannabemac> Thanks
#1358 [13:07] <tyteen4a03> mib_do87cy: Are you downloading Minecraft with Internet Explorer?
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#1360 [13:07] <Boreeas> mib_do87cy: Configure your firewall to allow downloads from s3.amazonaws
#1361 [13:07] <mib_do87cy> yes
#1362 [13:07] <mib_do87cy> is that bad?
#1363 [13:07] <tyteen4a03> mib_do87cy: Can you try downloading using Firefox or Google Chrome?
#1364 [13:08] <tyteen4a03> IE is utterly bad, yes :P
#1365 [13:08] <wannabemac> Agreed.
#1366 [13:08] <mib_do87cy> thankyou i will try that>
#1367 [13:10] <wannabemac> Time to try Minicraft.
#1368 [13:11] <ShaneO> k now where is the irc channel?
#1369 [13:11] <wannabemac> You are in it.
#1370 [13:12] <ShaneO> http://pastebin.com/CwWqiicc
#1371 [13:12] <ShaneO> what did that do?
#1372 [13:12] <wannabemac> Let me take a look.
#1373 [13:14] <wannabemac> One minute please.
#1374 [13:14] <ShaneO> no prob thanx man
#1375 [13:15] <wannabemac> Go to this website, Shane0, and update your graphics card, http://www.geforce.com/Drivers, use the auto detection feature.
#1376 [13:15] <ShaneO> ill try
#1377 [13:16] <ShaneO> dont see the auto detection feature
#1378 [13:17] <wannabemac> It says Automatic Driver Detection, Near the top of the page.
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#1380 [13:18] <ShaneO> i went to drivers then found it wee see
#1381 [13:18] <wannabemac> Okay.
#1382 [13:19] <ShaneO> says they were unable to detect my GPU and to manually search it?
#1383 [13:20] <wannabemac> Sure, try that, you have a http://www.geforce.com/Drivers
#1384 [13:20] <wannabemac> crap wrong thing, one second.
#1385 [13:20] <wannabemac> You have a GeForce 6100 nForce 405
#1386 [13:20] <wannabemac> Brb
#1387 [13:21] <wannabemac> Tyteen4a03, Could you take over, I need to leave.
#1388 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> ok
#1389 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: hang on
#1390 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: Please download and install this driver: http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/285.62/285.62-desktop-win7-winvista-32bit-english-whql.exe
#1391 [13:22] <ShaneO> it wants me to download 285.62 driver or sopmething should i this was after i manually searched
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#1393 [13:23] <ShaneO> ?
#1394 [13:23] <ShaneO> or click your link
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#1396 [13:24] <Minecrafthaxor> sup
#1397 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> you can go on and use my link, it is the same driver
#1398 [13:24] <Minecrafthaxor> Hey!
#1399 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1400 [13:24] <Minecrafthaxor> Evento some1 talks
#1401 [13:24] <ShaneO> k its downloading what will i have to do next?
#1402 [13:24] <Minecrafthaxor> so ye hey ima a hacker for minecraft any1 else ?
#1403 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> You will find a lot of other people like you in #risucraft
#1404 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: Run it, and let it install
#1405 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: Run it, and let it install
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#1407 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> Boreeas: Hacker without proper grammer...
#1408 [13:26] <ShaneO> haha lol real witty
#1409 [13:28] <ShaneO> So its downloading and ill be able to play once its done right?
#1410 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: Yes
#1411 [13:29] <ShaneO> sweet im gonna try it
#1412 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: You have only 1GB of RAM however, and it is strongly recommended that you buy more RAM to make Minecraft run smoother
#1413 [13:30] <ShaneO> ok well could i buy the game and be able to run that? my buddys have a server and ill be safe if i lag a little? And you guys better be gettin paid for this cuz your awesome?
#1414 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> ??> ShaneO demo
#1415 [13:31] <VoxelHead> ShaneO: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1416 [13:31] <VoxelHead> ShaneO: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1417 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> We don't get paid, we are volunteers
#1418 [13:35] <Boreeas> tyteen4a03: Shh, or he will hack your minecraft and delete your worlds
#1419 [13:35] <Boreeas> er, *hax *ur * worldz
#1420 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> Boreeas: I don't really care :P
#1421 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> I don't even play Minecraft Full
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#1426 [13:42] <ShaneO> yea its running super slow how do i get more ram?
#1427 [13:42] <ShaneO> ?
#1428 [13:42] <ShaneO> ?
#1429 [13:43] <ShaneO> ???
#1430 [13:43] <ShaneO> ?
#1431 [13:43] <ShaneO> ?
#1432 [13:43] <mudpit> i went to buy the game and it said purchase complete but it wont let me download the game at all. Why is it doing this??
#1433 [13:43] <ShaneO> ?
#1434 [13:43] <mudpit> and the only way to get more ram is to buy more for your computer
#1435 [13:44] <ShaneO> how?
#1436 [13:44] <ShaneO> ?
#1437 [13:44] <ShaneO> do you buy it at the store or what? haha lol
#1438 [13:45] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: You buy it at minecraft.net/shop
#1439 [13:45] <tyteen4a03> ??> mudpit payment
#1440 [13:45] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1441 [13:45] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#1442 [13:45] <mudpit> there is a computer site called newegg.com that you can buy computer parts from because i bought all the stuff from newegg to build my own computer and you can get it at bestbuy or maybe even walmart
#1443 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: You go to a computer store, and ask to buy some new RAMs. You might want to get a computer-y friend to help you
#1444 [13:46] <ShaneO> sounds way to difficult for me
#1445 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> Yes, so a computer-y friend will be able to help you
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#1447 [13:46] <ShaneO> ok well ill see is it super expensive?
#1448 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: One currently costs around... $20
#1449 [13:47] <ShaneO> and thats all i will need to make this shit work?
#1450 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> don't know US, might be higher
#1451 [13:47] <mudpit> it depends on what how meny giges of ram you want because i only for 4giges for now
#1452 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> ShaneO: it will work better, yes
#1453 [13:48] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: he has 1GB
#1454 [13:48] <mudpit> and i payed for the game a about 2days ago and it still wont let me download the game or anything
#1455 [13:48] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: Have you received an email from Mojang? Has the payment hit the bank?
#1456 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: How do you pay for your game?
#1457 [13:50] <mudpit> i used my visa card and they send you and email saying that you bought it or what??
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#1459 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: There should be an email from Mojang if they received the payment
#1460 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: Can you check if the payment has hit the bank?
#1461 [13:51] <mudpit> i tried to check my bank account but it keeps saying that my password is wrong so im going to have to call and ask them why it wont let me login
#1462 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: I think you would have to do that
#1463 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: Next time you pay for something, try PayPal instead, it's stabler from what we see
#1464 [13:52] <thelollipoparty> I've tried to buy the game, but the request keeps getting denied, and i checked my paypal and i DO have enough money to buy it
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#1466 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> thelollipoparty: PayPal balance or credit card?
#1467 [13:52] <Murry1> on one of my worlds there is severe lag but on the others there is none
#1468 [13:52] <thelollipoparty> paypal balance
#1469 [13:53] <mudpit> well i have never used paypal so idk how any of that stuff works
#1470 [13:53] <tyteen4a03> thelollipoparty: I don't think Mojang accept paypal balance
#1471 [13:53] <thelollipoparty> ooh ok thx!
#1472 [13:53] <Murry1> on one of my worlds there is severe lag but on the others there is none
#1473 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> mudpit: Basically, you register a PayPal account and link your credit card to it, and when paying PayPal act as a middleman
#1474 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: Was there a big TNT explosion?
#1475 [13:54] <Murry1> no
#1476 [13:54] <Murry1> i just built a road and it started to lag
#1477 [13:54] <Murry1> i get 1 fps
#1478 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: in singleplayer or multiplayer?
#1479 [13:54] <Murry1> singleplayer
#1480 [13:55] <Murry1> multiplayer i get 30fps
#1481 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: In other worlds, did you explore a lot of areas?
#1482 [13:55] <Murry1> yes
#1483 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: I think there might be a big explosion somewhere in the world. Try using MCEdit to clean them out
#1484 [13:55] <mudpit> if it didnt work with my visa card then i will just use my parents credit card or something
#1485 [13:55] <Murry1> i play on peaceful
#1486 [13:56] <Murry1> mcedit isnt updated
#1487 [13:56] <Murry1> will i give you link to world
#1488 [13:56] <Murry1> i upload it
#1489 [13:56] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: I cannot fix it, sorry
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#1491 [13:56] <Murry1> but you see is it laggy
#1492 [13:56] <tyteen4a03> Murry1: I am busy right now, sorry
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#1494 [14:03] <wannabemac> Okay, I am back.
#1495 [14:04] <wannabemac> MCEdit is updated.
#1496 [14:04] <wannabemac> Oh, he left, lol.
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#1498 [14:07] <wannabemac> Damn it. I lost minicrafr.
#1499 [14:07] <wannabemac> minicraft*
#1500 [14:08] <gunther> just downloaded minecraft. After every 15mins it freezes up. I have to use task manager to closeout the program. Any suggestions??????
#1501 [14:08] <Grim_Reaper> Update drivers
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#1503 [14:08] <gunther> HOw do you update drivers
#1504 [14:08] <gunther> ???
#1505 [14:08] <Grim_Reaper> Latest java install (uninstall old before installing the latest)
#1506 [14:08] <Grim_Reaper> It depends on what hardware you have and such
#1507 [14:08] <gunther> DO I do that from the Java website?
#1508 [14:08] <Grim_Reaper> Yes you do
#1509 [14:08] <wannabemac> Yes.
#1510 [14:08] <Grim_Reaper> Are you running windows?
#1511 [14:08] <gunther> I have an HP laptop thats 6months old
#1512 [14:09] <gunther> Windows 7
#1513 [14:09] <Grim_Reaper> ??> gunther win/dxdiag
#1514 [14:09] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1515 [14:09] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1516 [14:09] <tyteen4a03> Grim_Reaper: hi :P
#1517 [14:09] <Grim_Reaper> Hey tyteen4a03 :D
#1518 [14:09] <Grim_Reaper> How are you?
#1519 [14:09] <tyteen4a03> fine
#1520 [14:09] <wannabemac> lol.
#1521 [14:09] <Grim_Reaper> :3
#1522 [14:10] <gunther> Thanks, I will try to download the drivers
#1523 [14:11] <gunther> sorry, do you know what website I can get the drivers from?
#1524 [14:11] <Grim_Reaper> gunther that dxdiag is not to help you download drivers. It's to tell us what hardware you have in your computer so we can help you get the right drivers for your laptop
#1525 [14:12] <wannabemac> I lost, again.
#1526 [14:12] <Grim_Reaper> How did you... lose minecraft?
#1527 [14:12] <wannabemac> I am playing minicraft.
#1528 [14:12] <clarjon1> Grim_Reaper: He was carrying it in his inventory when he got creeper'd ;)
#1529 [14:12] <wannabemac> lol
#1530 [14:13] <Grim_Reaper> Carrying what o.o?
#1531 [14:13] <wannabemac> Gravel...
#1532 [14:13] <wannabemac> xD
#1533 [14:15] <Grim_Reaper> ...
#1534 [14:15] <Grim_Reaper> That is the most saddest thing I've heard today
#1535 [14:15] <Grim_Reaper> Ok maybe not.. But lol gravel x-x
#1536 [14:15] <wannabemac> lol.
#1537 [14:15] <mudpit> since it wont let me download minecraft do i have to repay for the game or what?
#1538 [14:16] <wannabemac> Please explain more.
#1539 [14:16] <Grim_Reaper> mudpit if you've paid you dont need to pay again
#1540 [14:16] <Grim_Reaper> Also what happens when you try download?
#1541 [14:17] <Grim_Reaper> Are you having issues getting the launcher or downloading the game with the launcher?
#1542 [14:17] <gunther> grim, what is the IRC channel?
#1543 [14:17] <Grim_Reaper> For what?
#1544 [14:17] <gunther> does that mean posting it here?
#1545 [14:17] <Grim_Reaper> Yes
#1546 [14:17] <gunther> http://pastebin.com/ZynSkAYQ
#1547 [14:17] <Grim_Reaper> This chat you are talking on is called IRC :3
#1548 [14:18] <gunther> ok, got it
#1549 [14:18] <wannabemac> I thought it was called AIM...
#1550 [14:18] <wannabemac> xD
#1551 [14:18] <Grim_Reaper> Lol no
#1552 [14:18] <wannabemac> lmao
#1553 [14:18] <Grim_Reaper> Anyways give me a sec and I'll try find a link for you to get some updates for your drivers
#1554 [14:19] <gunther> thanks, much appreciated
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#1557 [14:22] <Grim_Reaper> OK gunther. Im not great at finding drivers for intel.
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#1559 [14:22] <Grim_Reaper> Though if Im correct this is what you're looking for
#1560 [14:22] <Grim_Reaper> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20676&ProdId=3231&lang=eng
#1561 [14:22] <wannabemac> I am...
#1562 [14:22] <Grim_Reaper> Please be SURE to do a system restore backup
#1563 [14:23] <Grim_Reaper> ONLY then can I suggest downloading and installing that
#1564 [14:23] <gunther> what's the bestway to do that?
#1565 [14:23] <Grim_Reaper> Are you familar with system restore?
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#1567 [14:23] <silver9901> i want to buy the game, but the site is not safe. How can I be sure steal the credit card number or something like that?
#1568 [14:23] <gunther> only when they used to give you computers with a restore disk, those days are long gone
#1569 [14:24] <Grim_Reaper> silver9901 the site is 100% safe
#1570 [14:24] <gunther> so no, not familiarwith how to do it now
#1571 [14:24] <silver9901> but how can it be proved?
#1572 [14:24] <Grim_Reaper> silver9901 if you cannot trust www.minecraft.net, there isn't much we can do
#1573 [14:24] <Grim_Reaper> You can check reviews on the game and see if that helps you
#1574 [14:24] <silver9901> oh
#1575 [14:24] <Coresilent> Hey MC Community. 2 minutes ago i tried to login, but it gives me the message i am not premium ?
#1576 [14:24] <Grim_Reaper> I for one have bought the game
#1577 [14:24] <wannabemac> It is safe.
#1578 [14:24] <silver9901> where can i check those reviews?
#1579 [14:24] <Grim_Reaper> Google silver9901
#1580 [14:24] <wannabemac> Coresilent, did you pay for minecraft?
#1581 [14:25] <Coresilent> I bought the key 2 weeks ago and it all worked fine until now
#1582 [14:25] <Grim_Reaper> gunther: On your desktop > right click my computer > Properties
#1583 [14:25] <silver9901> thank you!
#1584 [14:25] <wannabemac> Hmm, did you type your username correctly?
#1585 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - Did you purchase minecraft from minecraft.net?
#1586 [14:25] <gunther> ok
#1587 [14:25] <Grim_Reaper> Then gunther: Please click system protection
#1588 [14:25] <Coresilent> no i did purchase a gift key from a wellknown german seller
#1589 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - Then you were most likely scammed
#1590 [14:25] <Grim_Reaper> You should see a popup with a list of hard drives on your computer. Look for the local disk C drive
#1591 [14:25] <gunther> yup
#1592 [14:26] <Grim_Reaper> Select it and click system restore
#1593 [14:26] <gunther> got it
#1594 [14:26] <Coresilent> so how did it worked for like 2 weeks ?
#1595 [14:26] <gretchen> I'm having and issue ever sense I updated my display driver. Whenever I try to run minecraft it will freeze on me and give me an error telling me to update drivers. I can not do a driver rollback. ATI mobility Radeon HD 4650. Should I restore the driver?
#1596 [14:26] <Grim_Reaper> Another window will popup
#1597 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - The only authorized site to sell minecraft is from minecraft.net. There are no authorized resellers
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#1599 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - What the german seller sold you was a valid gift code, but he told his credit card to reverse the charge after a couple weeks
#1600 [14:26] <vince> Hi all
#1601 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - Invalidating the gift code, and getting back his money for the gift code, as well as stealing your money that you paid for
#1602 [14:27] <Grim_Reaper> gunther from there, you should be able to create a restore point
#1603 [14:27] <gunther> it says restore system files and settings
#1604 [14:27] <vince> Need help, can't run minecraft at all (crash).
#1605 [14:27] <Grim_Reaper> Oh no wait IM being silly gunther
#1606 [14:27] <Grim_Reaper> Sorry
#1607 [14:27] <Grim_Reaper> Go back to the window that shows the hard drives on system protection
#1608 [14:27] <gunther> ok, i'm back there
#1609 [14:27] <Grim_Reaper> Select the local disk C
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#1611 [14:28] <Grim_Reaper> Then on that same window, click on the "Create" button
#1612 [14:28] <gunther> ok
#1613 [14:28] <Grim_Reaper> Windows should create a backup of your system
#1614 [14:28] <Lukario> WOW
#1615 [14:28] <Grim_Reaper> Once thats done, you can download and install the driver update http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20676&ProdId=3231&lang=eng
#1616 [14:28] <gunther> sojust create a name for it and hat's it
#1617 [14:28] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah
#1618 [14:28] <gunther> that's*
#1619 [14:28] <Lukario> IDK I JUST got banned from most modding things!
#1620 [14:28] <gunther> cool
#1621 [14:28] <vince> Can someone help me, please?
#1622 [14:28] <Grim_Reaper> Whats the problem exactly vince?
#1623 [14:28] <Coresilent> if thats true. i dont think this seller will experience the next day
#1624 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - We see it quite often.
#1625 [14:29] <vince> when I start a game, it renders the terrain then just crashes.
#1626 [14:29] <Coresilent> hmm thats just totally awful
#1627 [14:29] <Grim_Reaper> Have you tried updating java?
#1628 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - Again, the only way you should get minecraft, is by paying Mojang directly from minecraft.net
#1629 [14:29] <Grim_Reaper> AS well as your graphics drivers
#1630 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> Any other place, and you risk getting scammed
#1631 [14:29] <Coresilent> well okay i think it teached me a lesson
#1632 [14:29] <Coresilent> well okay i think it teached me a lesson
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#1634 [14:30] <Coresilent> but anyway this guy does not have the right to fool with me
#1635 [14:30] <vince> As far as I'm concerned, Java and bvideo drivers are up-to-date...
#1636 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> vince - Do you have an actual error report?
#1637 [14:30] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1638 [14:30] <vince> A crash report, yes.
#1639 [14:31] <Grim_Reaper> Lets see what it is
#1640 [14:31] <mudpit> im having problems with it saying im not a premiem user or whatever so idk any more
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#1642 [14:31] <Grim_Reaper> mudpit what is your username
#1643 [14:31] <gunther> Thanks grim for the help, I will give it a go.
#1644 [14:31] <Grim_Reaper> Alrighty let me know if it helps =]
#1645 [14:32] <mudpit> what is my user name?
#1646 [14:32] <Grim_Reaper> Yes for minecraft
#1647 [14:32] <vince> what am I supposed to do to post the crash report? Pastebin ? No sensitive info in here?
#1648 [14:32] <Grim_Reaper> yes pastebin will do
#1649 [14:33] <vince> Here you go: http://mibpaste.com/bEiQC8
#1650 [14:33] <Grim_Reaper> Umm I dont see anything lol
#1651 [14:33] <Grim_Reaper> Use www.pastebin.com
#1652 [14:34] <vince> http://pastebin.com/64qidcQR
#1653 [14:35] <Grim_Reaper> Well I would try uninstalling java and installing the latest. If you're running 64bit OS, be sure to get the 64bit version
#1654 [14:35] <Grim_Reaper> But yeah not great with crash report errors, but from what I can understand, it's a issue with java. But GreyVulpine can verify with that
#1655 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> Vince's problem is with an old video chipset
#1656 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> vticd is uh..
#1657 [14:36] <vince> I'm already runnig the lattest version but will tryn the uninstall/re-install thing.
#1658 [14:36] <vince> and?
#1659 [14:36] <Grim_Reaper> Ahh that explains why I didn't know what vticd is
#1660 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> the UniChrome video chipset, which most of are quite outdated
#1661 [14:37] <Coresilent> thanks for help anyway :)
#1662 [14:37] <GreyVulpine> Can also confirm that it's a pretty old computer by the amount of RAM (1 gig), and running Windows XP SP2
#1663 [14:37] <Grim_Reaper> Sorry that you got scammed Coresilent
#1664 [14:38] <vince> I'm stuck?
#1665 [14:38] <Coresilent> i will send him an email, due to paypal security i'm pretty sure i will get my money back
#1666 [14:38] <Grim_Reaper> vince it looks that way
#1667 [14:38] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah be sure to do it fast though Coresilent
#1668 [14:38] <Grim_Reaper> Do you not have another computer?
#1669 [14:38] <GreyVulpine> vince - Sorry, but yeah, you may have better luck on a newer machine
#1670 [14:38] <vince> Any idea if a refund is something possible?
#1671 [14:38] <vince> It was for my son's chrismas present... :-/
#1672 [14:39] <Grim_Reaper> Hmm.. I wouldn't know. *waits for GreyVulpine :o*
#1673 [14:39] <Grim_Reaper> Though I could suggest emailing mojang. But yeah
#1674 [14:39] * wannabemac starts a coutdown clock for GreyVulpine
#1674 [14:40] <Grim_Reaper> lol wannabemac
#1675 [14:40] * wannabemac countdown*
#1675 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> Mojang doesn't do refunds on their end, but if you contact your credit card or bank, you can usually request a chargeback/payment stop
#1676 [14:40] * wannabemac clocks it at about 7 seconds
#1676 [14:40] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#1677 [14:40] <vince> Will Paypal do that?
#1678 [14:41] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah you do request a chargeback if Im correct
#1679 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> Paypal does have buyer protection, yes.
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#1682 [14:41] <vince> Ok, will try. Thank you VERY much for your support.
#1683 [14:41] <Grim_Reaper> Anytime :3
#1684 [14:41] <Grim_Reaper> Sorry about you not being able to play though or your son rather
#1685 [14:42] <Grim_Reaper> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmsBDlxpM6Y
#1686 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> Hah, yeah. gotta watch it to the end
#1687 [14:43] <Grim_Reaper> :D
#1688 [14:43] <aradis> vince: Because Mojang "cares for us", the will not refund
#1689 [14:43] <Grim_Reaper> GreyVulpine because of that video. I had to watch more videos of froggies. Though it was worth my time :D
#1690 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> Easy there aradis..
#1691 [14:44] <aradis> vince: http://www.minecraft.net/support klick "Payment" then "Refund"
#1692 [14:44] <aradis> GreyVulpine: well, what?
#1693 [14:45] <aradis> It's just too evil to have the title "Support - Because we care for you" and then a GTFO, if you want a refund, because the game won't run
#1694 [14:45] <Grim_Reaper> I like the way it slides down the text <3
#1695 [14:46] <Grim_Reaper> It's soooo nice and smooth
#1696 [14:46] <aradis> I don't like it, because it won't work without scripting...
#1697 [14:46] <Grim_Reaper> ;-;
#1698 [14:46] <wannabemac> I dont like it.
#1699 [14:46] <wannabemac> So what are we talking about?
#1700 [14:46] <wannabemac> What dont I like?
#1701 [14:46] <Grim_Reaper> http://www.minecraft.net/support
#1702 [14:46] <aradis> and btw... whey is there a vertical scroll bar?
#1703 [14:47] <aradis> why*
#1704 [14:47] <wannabemac> ?
#1705 [14:47] <Grim_Reaper> The text slides down when you click/tick on things
#1706 [14:47] * Paranoid25 [Paranoid25@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1707 [14:47] <Paranoid25> hello
#1708 [14:47] <Paranoid25> can some1 help me??
#1709 [14:47] <Grim_Reaper> hey there Paranoid25
#1710 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1711 [14:47] <Grim_Reaper> Whats your issue
#1712 [14:47] <Paranoid25> hmm
#1713 [14:47] <wannabemac> Are you paranoid?
#1714 [14:47] <Paranoid25> my sister is a freak in minecraft
#1715 [14:47] <Paranoid25> ....
#1716 [14:47] <Grim_Reaper> o.o
#1717 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> And?
#1718 [14:47] <aradis> Paranoid25: depends, if you are going to tell us the problem. Perhaps with some details, like error message or OS/RAM
#1719 [14:47] <Grim_Reaper> Most of us are freaks
#1720 [14:47] <Paranoid25> so i want to give it to her for chrismas
#1721 [14:48] <Paranoid25> *christmas
#1722 [14:48] <wannabemac> What do you mean us?
#1723 [14:48] * SushiDude [SushiDude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1724 [14:48] <wannabemac> Hey SushiDude.
#1725 [14:48] <Paranoid25> but my problem is
#1726 [14:48] <SushiDude> hi
#1727 [14:48] <Grim_Reaper> In other words wannabemac. I bet you more than half the people here are minecraft freaks :D
#1728 [14:48] <Grim_Reaper> Hey there SushiDude
#1729 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Paranoid25 - Could you please put your entire message on one line?
#1730 [14:48] <Paranoid25> that i cant pay for a gift code
#1731 [14:48] <Paranoid25> ok
#1732 [14:48] <SushiDude> why does everyone know me
#1733 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Paranoid25 - Why can't you pay for a gift code?
#1734 [14:48] <SushiDude> =P
#1735 [14:48] <Grim_Reaper> We dont :p
#1736 [14:49] <Paranoid25> how i said my sister is a freak in playing in minecraft so i want to give it to her because now shes owning an own pc
#1737 [14:49] <wannabemac> Does she already have a account?\
#1738 [14:49] <SushiDude> Because the second I started my IRC client 5 people pinged me at once
#1739 [14:49] <SushiDude> =P
#1740 [14:49] <Paranoid25> i went to the store selected "sofortüberweisung" and entered everything but nothing happened
#1741 [14:50] <Paranoid25> no she hasnt got an account
#1742 [14:50] <Grim_Reaper> Paranoid25 minecraft.net is the ONLY legit site to buy minecraft from
#1743 [14:50] <Grim_Reaper> All other sites you risk being scammed
#1744 [14:50] <Paranoid25> sure
#1745 [14:50] <Grim_Reaper> So the chances are, you were scammed from there
#1746 [14:50] <aradis> a week ago, this specific payment method was broken, Paranoid25
#1747 [14:50] <Paranoid25> i was on the official minecraft side
#1748 [14:51] <Paranoid25> grrr
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#1750 [14:51] <Paranoid25> hmmm
#1751 [14:51] <Grim_Reaper> Oh my bad
#1752 [14:51] <Bombi> helo
#1753 [14:51] <Grim_Reaper> !paid sofortüberweisung
#1754 [14:51] <Paranoid25> thats bad =(
#1755 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> We also recommend paypal over other payment methods here. Much more reliable than moneybookers or iDeal
#1756 [14:51] <aradis> Paranoid25: find someone with Paypal to make the buy for you
#1757 [14:51] <Paranoid25> ok
#1758 [14:51] <Paranoid25> Thanks to all
#1759 [14:51] <Paranoid25> and bye =)
#1760 [14:51] <Grim_Reaper> No problem :3
#1761 [14:51] <Grim_Reaper> Bye
#1762 [14:52] <Bombi> Also i have the Problem, i bad in englisch. And bader i cant join this server: http://www.wix.com/crackedcraft/minecraft ..... My cracking game do not work with this server, why?
#1763 [14:52] <Bombi> i have 1.0.1 client version and the server have bukkit 1597
#1764 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> First off, we don't assist with people who crack/pirate minecraft
#1765 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Second:
#1766 [14:52] <aradis> Bombi: 1) crack is most of the time a trojan horse 2) this channel won't support stealing MC
#1767 [14:52] * GreyVulpine kicked Bombi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ombi :yar dee har har.)
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#1769 [14:52] <Bombi> sorry
#1770 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> !kb Bombi
#1771 [14:52] * GreyBot kicked Bombi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ombi :<Kicks:876>)
#1772 [14:52] * GreyVulpine waves
#1772 [14:53] <aradis> lol
#1773 [14:53] <wannabemac> Nice.
#1774 [14:53] <aradis> You count kicks? funny
#1775 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> :D
#1776 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> Dun dun dun
#1777 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> Another one bites the dust
#1778 [14:53] <Coresilent> :D
#1779 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> So if I... had a pirate version
#1780 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> I would be banned on site
#1781 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> sight*
#1782 [14:53] <wannabemac> LOL>
#1783 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> \i like that
#1784 [14:53] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1785 [14:53] <aradis> Grim_Reaper: usually not
#1786 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Pirating is one of my pet peeves here.
#1787 [14:53] <Coresilent> well i lost my bought version XD
#1788 [14:53] <Grim_Reaper> Thank goodness I am a premium user
#1789 [14:53] <aradis> perhaps he did it because of the auto-rejoin
#1790 [14:53] <SushiDude> lol
#1791 [14:53] * Grim_Reaper pirates GreyVulpine's movies
#1791 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> You may get lucky with another op.
#1792 [14:54] <Grim_Reaper> !paid Grimster101
#1793 [14:54] <Grim_Reaper> I wish i could change my username though
#1794 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> aradis - I didn't.
#1795 [14:54] <SushiDude> !paid Sushi_Dude
#1796 [14:54] <Grim_Reaper> To Grimmycakes <3
#1797 [14:54] <SushiDude> =D
#1798 [14:54] <aradis> GreyVulpine: then, why so quick this time?
#1799 [14:54] <Coresilent> !lost
#1800 [14:54] <Grim_Reaper> Oh how I love the name Grimmycakes.
#1801 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Admitting you pirated minecraft, leads to an instant kick from me.
#1802 [14:54] <Coresilent> ^^
#1803 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Now, if you purchased minecraft, but pirated minecraft before, that's a different story
#1804 [14:54] <SushiDude> GreyVulpine, +1 internet
#1805 [14:54] <Grim_Reaper> I know plenty of people who've pirated and then bought
#1806 [14:54] <SushiDude> =)
#1807 [14:55] <aradis> that's a bit too much... you could just tell them to go...? this channel isn't a police channel
#1808 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> aradis - I've been here a very, very long time. Don't have the patience for people who continually pirate the game.
#1809 [14:55] <aradis> I played a pirated version for 2 days, before buying, too
#1810 [14:55] <vince> Bye.
#1811 [14:55] <vince> Bye.
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#1814 [14:55] <Grim_Reaper> I played a pirated version in early alpha. Then 3 days later. Premium user <3
#1815 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> We've had to clean up crap that cracked versions have left behind on way too many occasions
#1816 [14:56] <wannabemac> Everyone at my school uses a pirated version except me and another person.
#1817 [14:56] <wannabemac> Damn cheapskates.
#1818 [14:56] <SushiDude> wannabemac, that is sad
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#1820 [14:56] <aradis> I guess, most people pirating MC are school kids
#1821 [14:56] <Grim_Reaper> Very sad
#1822 [14:56] <SushiDude> It is good they can't play on servers
#1823 [14:56] <SushiDude> well
#1824 [14:56] <SushiDude> good servers
#1825 [14:57] <wannabemac> Offline modee.
#1826 [14:57] <Grim_Reaper> Though I wonder if they can actually buy it or if they're just not able to
#1827 [14:57] <wannabemac> But yes, good servers you cant play on.
#1828 [14:57] <Coresilent> i thought your account gets banned if you play with a cracked version
#1829 [14:57] <tyteen4a03> I can't afford it
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#1831 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Coresilent - It doesn't
#1832 [14:57] <zkxs> What account?
#1833 [14:57] <Grim_Reaper> !paid tyteen4a03
#1834 [14:57] <SushiDude> wannabemac, offline mode servers are not good servers =/
#1835 [14:57] <aradis> Coresilent: if you use a cracked version, you won't have an account
#1836 [14:57] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#1837 [14:57] <wannabemac> I am currently working on downloading the battleship from mc-server.co.uk
#1838 [14:57] <wannabemac> i said that sushidude.
#1839 [14:57] <tyteen4a03> Grim_Reaper: somebody gifted it for me
#1840 [14:57] <Grim_Reaper> Same here tyteen4a03
#1841 [14:57] <wannabemac> BUt the world downloader only works for 160 within me
#1842 [14:57] <wannabemac> It takes while...
#1843 [14:57] <Grim_Reaper> I paid them back though when i finally had money in my paypal
#1844 [14:57] <Coresilent> ouh okay and if you played with a cracked version and then legit ?
#1845 [14:58] <Coresilent> then you get banned right ?
#1846 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> I have no problem with that
#1847 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Like I said before
#1848 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> Admitting you pirated minecraft, leads to an instant kick from me.
#1849 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> Now, if you purchased minecraft, but pirated minecraft before, that's a different story
#1850 [14:58] <aradis> Coresilent: there might be a tojan in one of the cracks, that might enable them to steal your account, once you buy one
#1851 [14:58] <bernard> hello frds im arookie and i need help if poss pls
#1852 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Very true ^
#1853 [14:58] <Grim_Reaper> Whats your issue bernard
#1854 [14:58] <Grim_Reaper> I prefer to buy all my games legit
#1855 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> We've had several instances of people trying to distribute trojan'd minecraft launchers
#1856 [14:59] <Grim_Reaper> I hate cracked games >_>
#1857 [14:59] <bernard> simply cannot continue my game
#1858 [14:59] <wannabemac> I got the pirated verson after I purchased minecraft.
#1859 [14:59] <bernard> im logged in
#1860 [14:59] <Grim_Reaper> Can you explaim more?
#1861 [14:59] <bernard> just purchased game
#1862 [14:59] <bernard> installed
#1863 [14:59] <Grim_Reaper> ok
#1864 [14:59] <bernard> played some time
#1865 [14:59] <aradis> Grim_Reaper: Usually, I get a cracked version of the game (I bought), that is annoying me with online stuff, nobody wants.
#1866 [14:59] <bernard> logged out
#1867 [14:59] <Coresilent> hmm well because when a friend told me about MC and send me a download link which was, i guess, a cracked version
#1868 [14:59] <bernard> and cannot continue
#1869 [14:59] <Grim_Reaper> I see aradis
#1870 [14:59] <Coresilent> later on i bought the key to play online
#1871 [14:59] <aradis> Grim_Reaper: it's a risk, of course, but I have my ways
#1872 [15:00] <Grim_Reaper> bernard are you able to log in ?
#1873 [15:00] <Coresilent> and now key is lost ^^
#1874 [15:00] <aradis> key?
#1875 [15:00] <Grim_Reaper> ._.
#1876 [15:00] <bernard> sure
#1877 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> Bought minecraft gift key from third-party seller
#1878 [15:00] <aradis> aah
#1879 [15:00] <Coresilent> i don't know if it depends on wether i used , what seems to be, a cracked version before
#1880 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> It doesn't.
#1881 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Unfortunately, we've seen the same scam being used over and over again
#1882 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> It's one of the reasons that Mojang doesn't do refunds on their end.
#1883 [15:01] <hmw> Hah. That makes sense
#1884 [15:01] <Coresilent> okay so then its a very high chance that the seller scammed me
#1885 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Very.. very high
#1886 [15:02] <Coresilent> :D
#1887 [15:02] <Coresilent> thats soo bad
#1888 [15:02] <zkxs> mojang has a set price for minecraft, so resellers don't see any financial gain unless they jack up the price or have some sort of scam.
#1889 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Easy way to make money. At least it was 2 weeks for you, and not 2-3 months like we usually see
#1890 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> Many credit cards have an upper limit in which you can contact them to file a complaint
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#1892 [15:03] <Coresilent> i cant believe it...this guy has like 99.9% valuation on ebay
#1893 [15:03] <Coresilent> :(
#1894 [15:03] * GreyVulpine winces
#1894 [15:04] <Grim_Reaper> Maybe he got the key from somebody else or usually delivers
#1895 [15:04] <Coresilent> maybe :/
#1896 [15:04] <artichokie> no problems before windows 7 then BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 already updated drivers, etc..
#1897 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> Paste the entire error report to pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL please
#1898 [15:06] <Grim_Reaper> afk
#1899 [15:07] <artichokie> http://pastebin.com/F7B0n4rc
#1900 [15:07] <TheNoodle> you know, you could actually make legit money from selling gift codes now.
#1901 [15:08] <SushiDude> TheNoodle, oh hi =P
#1902 [15:08] <SushiDude> I am invading =P
#1903 [15:08] <artichokie> it didn't run great, but it ran on low settings,short distance etc.
#1904 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> artichokie - Could we get a dxdiag from you?
#1905 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> artichokie win/dxdiag
#1906 [15:10] <VoxelHead> artichokie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1907 [15:10] <VoxelHead> artichokie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1908 [15:11] <artichokie> ok
#1909 [15:11] <wannabemac> Wow, on a server I am admin on, another admin just banned me.
#1910 [15:11] <wannabemac> What a asshat.
#1911 [15:12] <SushiDude> wannabemac, do you own it?
#1912 [15:12] <wannabemac> No.
#1913 [15:12] <SushiDude> wannabemac, or does he own it?
#1914 [15:12] <wannabemac> Neither does he...
#1915 [15:12] <SushiDude> lol
#1916 [15:12] <SushiDude> Contact the owner
#1917 [15:12] <wannabemac> Time to retreat to the hidey hole of my server...
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#1919 [15:14] <artichokie> http://pastebin.com/QMWyPAt0
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#1921 [15:14] <SushiDude> lol I love your host name
#1922 [15:14] <SushiDude> CLINT-PC
#1923 [15:15] <wannabemac> lol.
#1924 [15:15] <Switi> Hey people
#1925 [15:15] <artichokie> is that the right info
#1926 [15:15] <wannabemac> I change mine everyweek.
#1927 [15:16] <SushiDude> SushiLaptop is my hostname for my laptop
#1928 [15:16] <Switi> I get strange shadows on my map, like when there is something upper the grass (or the water).. i unistalled minecraft and redownloaded it.. but nothing works ...
#1929 [15:17] <Switi> And my friends don't see theses shadows
#1930 [15:17] <wannabemac> That happens.
#1931 [15:17] <hmw> Switi: are they using Fancy/Fast, while you are using the other?
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#1933 [15:18] <Switi> hmw > i asked them, and i took the same settings as them
#1934 [15:18] <hmw> Switi: i suspect you are using "Fast" graphics
#1935 [15:18] <hmw> interesting
#1936 [15:18] <hmw> Switi: you could try updating your GPU drivers
#1937 [15:18] <Switi> hmw : they are up to date. Wait i'm trying with Fancy option
#1938 [15:19] * hmw is too busy for waiting
#1938 [15:19] <Switi> Nope doesn't work
#1939 [15:19] <artichokie> wow, i am quick, just realized what you were talking about....pc and its a laptop. I really am smarter than that.
#1940 [15:21] <hmw> Switi: oops... I meant "smooth lighting"
#1941 [15:21] <hmw> Switi: but you said, you used the same settings anyways
#1942 [15:22] <Switi> Yeah i used the same settings
#1943 [15:23] <Switi> i'll try to unistall my Catalyst thing because sometimes i see some pink squares on my screen
#1944 [15:23] <hmw> Switi: do those shadows go away, if you change a nearby block/place a torch
#1945 [15:23] <wannabemac> Those dark shadows are just glitches
#1946 [15:23] <hmw> Switi: uhoh that might be a bad sign. are you overclocking your GPU?
#1947 [15:23] <Switi> hmw : nothing happens when i place a torch
#1948 [15:23] <Switi> hmw: no
#1949 [15:23] <hmw> Switi: what OS?
#1950 [15:23] <Switi> 7 64 bits
#1951 [15:23] <hmw> hmm.
#1952 [15:24] <Switi> no, hmw.
#1953 [15:24] <Switi> x)
#1954 [15:24] <hmw> Sounds like a driver problem or perhaps (less likely) hardware failure
#1955 [15:24] <Switi> i had a bluescreen with my driver lately
#1956 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> artichokie - When you updated your video drivers, did you go here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_vista32.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#1957 [15:24] <hmw> Switi: well.
#1958 [15:24] <SushiDude> Switi, Kernel Panics are bad O_O
#1959 [15:25] <SushiDude> Switi, I would check all your hardware and drivers, because kernel panics don't just happen
#1960 [15:25] <SushiDude> out of random*
#1961 [15:25] <artichokie> GreyVulpine - did it through control panel
#1962 [15:25] <hmw> Switi: I'd use a cloning tool (e.g. CloneZilla) and create a stable, nicely configured Windows base image, then install crap.
#1963 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Never do it through device manager/windows update. Windows will never give you the latest video drivers
#1964 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> Always either go to your computer manufacturer's website, or the video card manufacturer's website
#1965 [15:26] <Switi> SushiDude> I would like to fix my driver problem but actually i didn't see the error in the BSOD, i just had the time to see " ***
#1966 [15:26] <Switi> ." ***.sys " *
#1967 [15:27] <hmw> Switi: imo, it's not worth the effort trying to fix a broken Windows (other people might oppose). I'd reinstall from scratch and make sure, there is no trial versions or pirated stuff on the disk
#1968 [15:27] <SushiDude> I would love to help you with your Windows driver issues, but I use GNU/Linux =/
#1969 [15:27] <artichokie> I'll give it a shot., downloading now
#1970 [15:27] <Switi> SushiDude> That's a chance ;P
#1971 [15:28] <Switi> hmw> My windows isn't broken.. Just that ATI driver that i can't find
#1972 [15:28] <hmw> Huh? Cant find what?
#1973 [15:29] <SushiDude> This is why I love repos: sudo yum install kmod-catalyst
#1974 [15:29] <Switi> Oh shit... i just found on google.. I typed "blue screen ati driver" and saw my problem
#1975 [15:29] <SushiDude> and you have the latest working driver
#1976 [15:30] <SushiDude> http://xkcd.com/979/
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#1978 [15:33] <Switi> well thanks for yout help
#1979 [15:33] <Switi> I'll come back after my "Driver check"
#1980 [15:33] <hmw> Switi: wait
#1981 [15:33] <Switi> hmw ?
#1982 [15:33] <hmw> Switi: what "check" is this?
#1983 [15:33] <hmw> sounds like one of those scam programs
#1984 [15:33] <Switi> http://jcgriff2.com/driver_verifier.htm
#1985 [15:33] <Switi> This
#1986 [15:34] <hmw> I'd rather install the original drivers
#1987 [15:34] <zkxs> ?? gpu/amd
#1988 [15:34] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1989 [15:34] <Switi> "If the Driver Verifier finds a violation, it will result in a BSOD"
#1990 [15:34] <artichokie> GV - it looks like it did a report of some kind is all?
#1991 [15:35] <hmw> Switi: stand by, checking that site
#1992 [15:35] <Switi> zkxs : i downloaded it
#1993 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> artichokie - Say why?
#1994 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> er, what?
#1995 [15:36] <Switi> hmw> I have nothing to lose .. I dropboxxed all that i need :)
#1996 [15:36] <hmw> Switi: but you have something (nasty) to gain
#1997 [15:36] <Switi> right
#1998 [15:36] <hmw> yes, a trojan
#1999 [15:37] <hmw> checking the correct download of that tool... but the MS site isn't nice to me right now
#2000 [15:37] <artichokie> I downloaded the program and it ran "catalyst" and at the end it opened a web page with some kind of report
#2001 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> Ah, as long as you installed the latest catalyst (ATI's video driver control panel)
#2002 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> You should be fine. Did you need to reboot?
#2003 [15:37] <SushiDude> Only install the official drivers or widely used open source ones
#2004 [15:38] <artichokie> it did not ask me to reboot
#2005 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> I would reboot at the end, then try minecraft again
#2006 [15:38] <Switi> hmw : Well, i try to download the "latest" ati driver and if it doesn't work, i'll see with that "driver verifier"
#2007 [15:38] <hmw> Switi: just type "verifyer" into your start menu box - does a window appear?
#2008 [15:38] <SushiDude> never install third party closed source drivers, ever.
#2009 [15:38] <Switi> hmw> I have a french verison of windows : does it matters ?
#2010 [15:38] <hmw> verifier
#2011 [15:39] <artichokie> GV thanks, i will do that and cross my fingers
#2012 [15:39] <Switi> Oh yes
#2013 [15:39] <hmw> Switi: I guess not, the file names are not translated usually. http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/hardware/ff552944
#2014 [15:39] <Switi> yes it's verifier.exe
#2015 [15:39] <hmw> alright, then you don't need to download it
#2016 [15:39] <Switi> do i launch it ,
#2017 [15:39] <Switi> ?
#2018 [15:39] <hmw> Well... better you launch the original verifier instead of that from the page you linked
#2019 [15:40] <Switi> I think so
#2020 [15:40] <hmw> But they say, you should run it for at least 24 hours
#2021 [15:40] <Switi> O_o
#2022 [15:41] <SushiDude> Wait
#2023 [15:41] <Switi> I just fear
#2024 [15:42] <Switi> i checked ATI's drivers... just waiting..
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#2026 [15:44] <Minecrafter> hi
#2027 [15:44] <Minecrafter> if got a problem
#2028 [15:44] <Minecrafter> can anybody help me?
#2029 [15:44] <SushiDude> hi
#2030 [15:44] <SushiDude> What is the issue?
#2031 [15:44] <hmw> !ask
#2032 [15:44] <Minecrafter> i buyet a minecraft key
#2033 [15:44] <Minecrafter> for my freend
#2034 [15:44] <SushiDude> okay
#2035 [15:44] <Minecrafter> all warks
#2036 [15:44] <Minecrafter> he was premium
#2037 [15:45] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: did you buy it from minecraft.net?
#2038 [15:45] <Minecrafter> he can download minercáft....
#2039 [15:45] <Minecrafter> yes
#2040 [15:45] <Minecrafter> and 10 days after
#2041 [15:45] <Minecrafter> or 9 days
#2042 [15:45] <Minecrafter> he says
#2043 [15:45] <Minecrafter> user not premium
#2044 [15:45] <Minecrafter> ?
#2045 [15:45] <SushiDude> What is his user name?
#2046 [15:45] <Minecrafter> HeroVX
#2047 [15:45] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: check your profile to see if the code is still on there, and linked with him.
#2048 [15:45] <SushiDude> !verify HeroVX
#2049 [15:46] <hmw> !paid HeroVX
#2050 [15:46] <Minecrafter> a
#2051 [15:46] <hmw> uh.
#2052 [15:46] <SushiDude> hmm
#2053 [15:46] <Minecrafter> i can writ the key again
#2054 [15:46] <clarjon1> ;paid HeroVX
#2055 [15:46] <WugBot> HeroVX has NOT paid for minecraft.
#2056 [15:46] <hmw> wher'e the bots?
#2057 [15:46] <SushiDude> oh
#2058 [15:46] <SushiDude> there we go
#2059 [15:46] <Minecrafter> but it dosent work
#2060 [15:46] <Minecrafter> he pays minecraft
#2061 [15:47] <Minecrafter> i pay for him
#2062 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> Check your profile page. It'll tell you what username redeemed your gift code
#2063 [15:47] <Minecrafter> he was 9 days premium
#2064 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> He most likely forgot what username he used
#2065 [15:47] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: Check YOUR profile page.
#2066 [15:47] <Minecrafter> ok
#2067 [15:47] <Minecrafter> 1 sex
#2068 [15:47] <Minecrafter> sec
#2069 [15:47] <Minecrafter> hm
#2070 [15:48] <Minecrafter> he has got a skin
#2071 [15:48] <Minecrafter> but now he cant change it
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#2073 [15:48] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: Check your account's profile.
#2074 [15:49] <Minecrafter> ok
#2075 [15:49] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: it will show YOU the gift code you got him.
#2076 [15:49] <clarjon1> Minecrafter: It will also show which account name it is registered to.
#2077 [15:49] <Minecrafter> Change Skin You have to purchase the game to change skin. Gift Codes You currently haven't bought any gift codes, click here to buy one. Redeem Gift Code If someone was kind enought to provide you with a gift, click here to redeem the code.
#2078 [15:49] <Minecrafter> ---
#2079 [15:49] <Minecrafter> i can gife you the gift code if you want
#2080 [15:50] <Minecrafter> but it dosent work
#2081 [15:50] <Minecrafter> ...
#2082 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Are you logged into the account that YOU were under when YOU purchased the gift code?
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#2084 [15:50] <Minecrafter> yes
#2085 [15:50] <Minecrafter> i have
#2086 [15:50] <Minecrafter> im no idot
#2087 [15:50] <Minecrafter> he was premium charecter only 10 days
#2088 [15:50] <Minecrafter> or 9 days
#2089 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Then your bank or credit card either blocked or was told to do a chargeback on the purchase
#2090 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> I'd talk to them
#2091 [15:51] <Minecrafter> wat can i do now?
#2092 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> Talk to your bank or credit card, the one you used to purchase the gift code with
#2093 [15:51] <Taylor707> Notch are useless! they wont even reply to my email i sent them through the support forum about my account being stolen!
#2094 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> Taylor707 - First off, Notch doesn't address account issues. Second, send an email to help@mojang.com
#2095 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Second, Mojang doesn't do forums. There are no forums run by Mojang.
#2096 [15:52] <Minecrafter> ok i write a emil with my problems on help@mojang.com
#2097 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Minecrafter - No, you need to call up your bank or credit card
#2098 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> See why your purchase of a minecraft gift code was stopped
#2099 [15:53] <Minecrafter> i didnt hafe any money...... on my gcredit card the money is by notch
#2100 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> Minecrafter - Huh?
#2101 [15:53] <Minecrafter> my money is on notch bank
#2102 [15:53] <Minecrafter> ...
#2103 [15:53] <Minecrafter> not on my
#2104 [15:53] <Taylor707> Sorry i mean mojong i was getting confused
#2105 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> Minecrafter - I still don't understand
#2106 [15:54] <Taylor707> mojang*
#2107 [15:54] <Minecrafter> ...
#2108 [15:54] <Minecrafter> i write a emal
#2109 [15:54] <Minecrafter> to help@mojang.com
#2110 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> Minecrafter - Sure, write an email to help@mojang.com
#2111 [15:54] <Minecrafter> ok thanks
#2112 [15:54] <hmw> he's probably saying, that his money already is at mojang's... perhaps
#2113 [15:54] <Grim_Reaper> Im a goofy goober yeah. You're a goofy goober yeah. We're a goofy goober yeah. Goofy goofy goober!
#2114 [15:54] <hmw> Minecrafter: is this a pre-paid credit card?
#2115 [15:55] <Minecrafter> credit card
#2116 [15:55] <hmw> pre paid or normal?
#2117 [15:55] <Minecrafter> normal
#2118 [15:55] <Minecrafter> im angry
#2119 [15:55] <hmw> did you have to "upload" money to the card, or do you make debt with it, when you buy stuff
#2120 [15:55] <Minecrafter> i go now thanks for help
#2121 [15:57] <wannabemac> Just remembered I was connected.
#2122 [15:57] <Taylor707> i sent an email to mojang about a week and a half ago about my account being stolen, and i havent herd anything back. why is this?
#2123 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> To whom did you send an email to?
#2124 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> If you sent it to Support@mojang.com, Mojang doesn't check that anymore. If you sent it to Mojang's business director, he doesn't do support. If you sent it to Notch or jeb, they don't do account issues.
#2125 [16:00] <SushiDude> Taylor707, change your password
#2126 [16:00] <GreyVulpine> You mentioned earlier that you went to a support forum, Mojang doesn't run any forum software, nor do they check any support issues in it. The big one at minecraftforums.net is run by the community.
#2127 [16:00] <SushiDude> Taylor707, then the problem is solved
#2128 [16:01] <ShaRose> SushiDude clearly he can't
#2129 [16:01] <SushiDude> and it is really not mojangs issue
#2130 [16:01] <ShaRose> if his account is stolen
#2131 [16:01] <SushiDude> it is your issue
#2132 [16:01] <SushiDude> ShaRose, um
#2133 [16:01] * hmw smirks
#2133 [16:01] <SushiDude> ShaRose, click "Forgot Password"
#2134 [16:01] <SushiDude> ShaRose, and reset it
#2135 [16:01] <SushiDude> it is not hard
#2136 [16:01] <Taylor707> It was support@mojang.com, and i cant change my password cause my email was stolen first then my minecraft account
#2137 [16:01] <hmw> well... wouldn't a thief change the email address?
#2138 [16:01] <ShaRose> ^
#2139 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> can't change the email address, but you can hijack it
#2140 [16:02] <SushiDude> no, you can't change the email
#2141 [16:02] <SushiDude> And again it is your fault for someone breaking into your account
#2142 [16:02] <SushiDude> not mojangs
#2143 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> easy there
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#2145 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> Taylor707 - Last we heard, support@mojang.com had something like 60-70 thousand emails in backlog
#2146 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> They've stopped looking through there a long long time ago
#2147 [16:03] <SushiDude> Because most of the stuff being set to support is stuff that is not there issue
#2148 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> They're currently using a new email address is help@mojang.com
#2149 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> s/is/at
#2150 [16:03] <SushiDude> s/there/their
#2151 [16:03] <Taylor707> Well thanks for the help GreyVulpine, and So do i email help@mojang.com?
#2152 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2153 [16:03] <wannabemac> Yes, you do.
#2154 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> They are currently using, is grammatically more sound than Their using
#2155 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> Hence why I used "They're"
#2156 [16:05] <SushiDude> =/
#2157 [16:05] <SushiDude> =/
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#2159 [16:05] * wannabemac stabs GeryVulpine...grammer freak
#2159 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> I normally am not, unless provoked.
#2160 [16:06] <hmw> wannabemac: rather stab SushiDude, he tried to be smart
#2161 [16:06] <hmw> grey just WAS smart *grin*
#2162 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> It's also "Grammar"
#2163 [16:06] <hmw> lol indeed
#2164 [16:06] * wannabemac stabs GreyVulpine again
#2164 [16:07] <SushiDude> lol
#2165 [16:07] <hmw> I am wondering, what a guy with "Grammer" as profession would be doing all day
#2166 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> Being Kelsey?
#2167 [16:07] <hmw> idk kelsey
#2168 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> !wiki kelsey
#2169 [16:07] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelsey_Grammer
#2170 [16:07] <GreyBot> Allen Kelsey Grammer (born February 21, 1955) is an American actor and comedian. He is most widely known for his two-decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on the sitcoms Cheers and Frasier. He has been nominated for fourteen Emmy Awards, including one for playing his character on three sitcoms, and has also worked as a television producer, director,
#2171 [16:07] <GreyBot> writer, and as a voice artist. He is also known for his role as the voice of Sideshow Bob on the animated series The Simpsons. Grammer recently returned to U.S. television in his first dramatic role, as mayor of Chicago Tom Kane, the lead role in the Starz premium television series, Boss.
#2172 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> ^
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#2174 [16:08] <hmw> got it, I can read... thx
#2175 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> Also, Beast, on the xmen movies.
#2176 [16:08] <hmw> trying to understand the joke
#2177 [16:08] * puts puts GreyBot un the closet
#2177 [16:08] <wannabemac> dang it
#2178 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> Kelsey Grammer, bah, never mind.
#2179 [16:08] <hmw> I bet a grammer is making one-gram weights for scales
#2180 [16:09] <wannabemac> .
#2181 [16:09] <hmw> or they are just very small people, that weigh one gram, and are used as weights
#2182 [16:09] <wannabemac> Who wants to hear a joke?
#2183 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> !joke
#2184 [16:09] <wannabemac> fail...
#2185 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> Meh
#2186 [16:09] <hmw> Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
#2187 [16:09] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2187 [16:10] <wannabemac> One time, a someone told me his proccessor was windows 7.
#2188 [16:10] <hmw> Ha. I have a Windows 8 processor, just downloaded the beta ROFL
#2189 [16:10] <wannabemac> lol
#2190 [16:10] <hmw> you know, you can download hardware in a sense?
#2191 [16:10] * mrmagicfingers [mrmagicfingers@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2192 [16:11] <hmw> !wiki fpga
#2193 [16:11] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field-programmable_gate_array
#2194 [16:11] <GreyBot> A field-programmable gate array (FPGA) is an integrated circuit designed to be configured by the customer or designer after manufacturing—hence "field-programmable". The FPGA configuration is generally specified using a hardware description language (HDL), similar to that used for an application-specific integrated circuit (ASIC) (circuit diagrams were previously
#2195 [16:11] <GreyBot> used to specify the configuration, as they were for ASICs, but this is increasingly rare). FPGAs can be used to implement any logical function that an ASIC could perform. The ability to update the functionality after shipping, partial re-configuration of the portion of the design and the low non-recurring engineering costs relative to an ASIC design
#2196 [16:11] <GreyBot> (notwithstanding the generally higher unit cost), offer advantages for many applications.
#2197 [16:11] <mrmagicfingers> anyone here know alot about problems in minecrraft ?? ive got team viewer so you can look
#2198 [16:11] * wannabemac rages about GreyBot
#2198 [16:11] <hmw> mrmagicfingers: describe the problem. What is the error message?
#2199 [16:13] <mrmagicfingers> its not an error message its just a blank screen, its har to describe if you have team viewer i can show you, last time it messed up like this someone put in a code to something and it worked but i cant find him anymore
#2200 [16:13] <hmw> hmm
#2201 [16:13] <hmw> perhaps he used a command to start the game with more available memory to Java
#2202 [16:14] <mrmagicfingers> i dont know what he did it was half a year ago i just remember a code
#2203 [16:14] <hmw> checking
#2204 [16:16] <mrmagicfingers> ?
#2205 [16:18] <hmw> mrmagicfingers: I would try updating the GPU drivers and also make sure, you are using Sun Java 1.6.0_29
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#2207 [16:19] <mrmagicfingers> believe me ive tryed it, just honestly download team viewer and have a lot for yourself, its alot more complicated than it sounds
#2208 [16:19] <hmw> i couldn't do more than these usual things
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#2210 [16:20] <mrmagicfingers> okay ill try with what you said
#2211 [16:20] <hmw> mrmagicfingers: if your screen is going black, it's usually an outdated java version. perhaps a bad driver.
#2212 [16:22] <zkxs> mrmagicfingers: Has minecraft ever worked before on the system you're using?
#2213 [16:22] <hmw> zkxs: Good question, but he stated, that someone entered "a code" a year ago that fixed it
#2214 [16:23] <zkxs> he could have upgraded his OS since then. that could cause a java/driver downgrade.
#2215 [16:23] <wannabemac> dsaf
#2216 [16:23] <wannabemac> crap
#2217 [16:24] <zkxs> java doesn't downgrade itself, you know
#2218 [16:24] <mrmagicfingers> it worked on my old laptop which was xp and it worked perfectly fne on there but now have a new laptop with windows 7, and now it just dosent work
#2219 [16:24] <hmw> aha. +1 for zkxs
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#2221 [16:25] <zkxs> ?? mrmagicfingers java/version
#2222 [16:25] <hmw> icantdownloadminecraft: how come this? don't have internet?
#2223 [16:25] <zkxs> ??> mrmagicfingers java/version
#2224 [16:25] <VoxelHead> mrmagicfingers: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2225 [16:25] <VoxelHead> mrmagicfingers: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2226 [16:26] <mrmagicfingers> Version 6 Update 29
#2227 [16:26] <icantdownloadminecraft> umm i have a mac and i tried to buy it but it said the credit card didnt work
#2228 [16:26] <zkxs> :ts/launcher > mrmagicfingers
#2229 [16:26] <WugBot> mrmagicfingers: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#2230 [16:26] <WugBot> mrmagicfingers: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2231 [16:27] * wannabemac eats some salad
#2231 [16:27] <zkxs> icantdownloadminecraft: you need to talk to your credit card company
#2232 [16:28] <zkxs> some cards block international purchases
#2233 [16:28] <icantdownloadminecraft> oh ok
#2234 [16:29] <mrmagicfingers> wug it now says java lang nullpointerexception
#2235 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> ! in windows username
#2236 [16:30] <zkxs> mrmagicfingers: what is your windows username?
#2237 [16:30] <mrmagicfingers> ryan
#2238 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Do you have a ! mark at the end of that?
#2239 [16:30] <mrmagicfingers> ill check And in the case i do how do i change it ??
#2240 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Check first.
#2241 [16:32] <mrmagicfingers> okay
#2242 [16:32] <mrmagicfingers> how do i go about checking it ?
#2243 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> Start menu, in the search bar, type in: %userprofile%
#2244 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> Press enter. Look at the folder's name it takes you to
#2245 [16:34] <mrmagicfingers> nope its just ryan
#2246 [16:35] <clarjon1> nimrod: :o
#2247 [16:35] <clarjon1> nimrod: Imagine seeing you here!
#2248 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> mrmagicfingers - Could you go back to the start menu. In the sear...
#2249 [16:36] * GreyVulpine blinks
#2249 [16:38] * panitaliemom [panitaliemom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2250 [16:38] <panitaliemom> hello
#2251 [16:39] <panitaliemom> my freind got minecraft we payed and now it wont ru
#2252 [16:39] <panitaliemom> run
#2253 [16:39] <zkxs> has it ever worked on your computer before?
#2254 [16:40] <panitaliemom> min yes hers o
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#2256 [16:40] <panitaliemom> no
#2257 [16:41] <zkxs> are you saying it no longer runs on either computer, or is this problem specific to your computer?
#2258 [16:41] <panitaliemom> it worked on mine but not her's now my mom is rly upset
#2259 [16:41] <zkxs> s/your/her
#2260 [16:41] <panitaliemom> no it works o mine not hers
#2261 [16:41] <zkxs> are you on her computer now?
#2262 [16:42] <panitaliemom> no but im talking to her
#2263 [16:42] <zkxs> what kind of error/problem does she get?
#2264 [16:42] <panitaliemom> let me ask
#2265 [16:43] <panitaliemom> hold on plz
#2266 [16:45] <zkxs> Is there a particular reason you are asking for help on her behalf? Why isn't she in this channel herself?
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#2268 [16:46] * wannabemac goes to get some food
#2268 [16:47] <panitaliemom> she is new just listen it says bad video card can we update that
#2269 [16:47] <zkxs> yep.
#2270 [16:48] <zkxs> ??> panitaliemom win/dxdiag
#2271 [16:48] <panitaliemom> omg how
#2272 [16:48] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2273 [16:48] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2274 [16:48] * SinglePlayerCommands [SinglePlayerCommands@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2275 [16:48] <SinglePlayerCommands> Hey guys how do i USE single player commands?
#2276 [16:48] <panitaliemom> do what kow
#2277 [16:48] <panitaliemom> know
#2278 [16:49] <TheNoodle> ??> SinglePlayerCommands mods
#2279 [16:49] <VoxelHead> SinglePlayerCommands: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2280 [16:49] <VoxelHead> SinglePlayerCommands: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2281 [16:49] <TheNoodle> You could try pressing t I guess.
#2282 [16:49] <zkxs> panitaliemom: you need to somehow relay those instructions to her.
#2283 [16:49] <SinglePlayerCommands> ok
#2284 [16:49] <wannabemac> I can assist with mods...
#2285 [16:50] <panitaliemom> i can srecn shar but we dont know what that meens
#2286 [16:50] <SinglePlayerCommands> ok i just wanted to know how to type the mod sorry hehe
#2287 [16:50] <zkxs> panitaliemom: you need to have her follow VoxelHead's instructions.
#2288 [16:51] <panitaliemom> ik bu wat do they meen
#2289 [16:51] <panitaliemom> but*
#2290 [16:51] <zkxs> panitaliemom: i am trying to find out what type of graphics card she has so i can find you the correct download.
#2291 [16:52] <panitaliemom> ohh she should know her card brb
#2292 [16:52] <zkxs> panitaliemom: normally, the easiest way to do this is using dxdiag. however, because we have to go through a middleman (you), things are a bit more complicated.
#2293 [16:52] <hmw> in a laptop and by someone who can't irc... have fun
#2294 [16:53] <wannabemac> KIK
#2295 [16:53] <wannabemac> LOL*
#2296 [16:53] <panitaliemom> i link her to u brb
#2297 [16:54] <wannabemac> Why remove a ban?
#2298 [16:55] <zkxs> ever heard of a temporary ban?
#2299 [16:55] <wannabemac> lol
#2300 [16:55] * wannabemac goes to eat some food...
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#2301 [16:57] <panitaliemom> wait her dad is a computer promger just a sec he can tell me
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#2303 [16:58] <hmw> panitaliemom: how about you ask her dad to fix her computer instead of trying to mitigate between IRC and a remote computer?.
#2304 [16:58] <TheNoodle> panitaliemom, you're a useless proxy :/
#2305 [16:59] <hmw> troll
#2306 [17:00] <wannabemac> back
#2307 [17:00] <wannabemac> Well, glas she is gone.
#2308 [17:00] <wannabemac> glad*
#2309 [17:01] <hmw> *he
#2310 [17:01] <wannabemac> Oh, oops.
#2311 [17:01] <wannabemac> Guess it doesnt matter.
#2312 [17:01] <hmw> not really, I suppose
#2313 [17:01] <hmw> her comp isn't working and his mom is upset? weird story
#2314 [17:01] <wannabemac> LOL
#2315 [17:01] <hmw> or a weird mum
#2316 [17:02] <wannabemac> There are lot of world people...
#2317 [17:02] <wannabemac> wierd*
#2318 [17:02] <wannabemac> LOl
#2319 [17:02] <hmw> heheh
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#2321 [17:02] <hmw> you cant even lol
#2322 [17:02] <wannabemac> lol
#2323 [17:02] <wannabemac> I am failing right now.
#2324 [17:02] <wannabemac> happens...
#2325 [17:03] <hmw> remembers me on that image macro with windows failing on failing on failing
#2326 [17:03] <wannabemac> lol.
#2327 [17:03] * minecraftprobs [minecraftprobs@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2328 [17:03] <hmw> like a blue screen in a vm, which itself crashed or some alike
#2329 [17:03] <wannabemac> I like blue screens, they look so great...
#2330 [17:05] <zkxs> a while ago i installed the blue screen screen saver, then forgot about it. It decided to appear for the first time halfway through a defrag. I crapped my pants, then went back to starfield.
#2331 [17:05] <hmw> heheh
#2332 [17:05] <wannabemac> lol
#2333 [17:06] <hmw> I had a collegue, who used this ss, too. Some other guy from another country was visiting us and we were wondering, why this admin's box keeps rebooting and crashing. Of course, I didn't touch the machine. 30 minutes later, that admin screamed "WHo the hell turned off my PC?" rofl
#2334 [17:06] <wannabemac> lol
#2335 [17:07] <minecraftprobs> when i try to buy minecraft it says the credit transation didnt pass so whats the prob
#2336 [17:08] <wannabemac> What are you purchsing it with/?
#2337 [17:09] <hmw> minecraftprobs: better rename yourself to "bankingprobs"... perhaps you should check with your credit card company?
#2338 [17:09] <minecraftprobs> visa
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#2341 [17:10] <hmw> minecraftprobs: perhaps you know someone with a PayPal account, it seems to give less headache
#2342 [17:10] <bugweiser> we just bught minecraft but are video card wot run it how do we updae it if posplbe
#2343 [17:10] <zkxs> ??> bugweiser win/dxidag
#2344 [17:11] <zkxs> ??> bugweiser win/dxdiag
#2345 [17:11] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2346 [17:11] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2347 [17:11] <bugweiser> do what know
#2348 [17:14] <zkxs> ah, your back
#2349 [17:14] <hmw> ?? he never left
#2350 [17:14] <bugweiser> i figured it out but where is the video card ing=fo
#2351 [17:14] <bugweiser> info
#2352 [17:15] <hmw> just make it like VoxelHead told you
#2353 [17:18] <zkxs> bugweiser: have you managed to get dxdiag's output saved yet?
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#2355 [17:20] <bugweiser> http://pastebin.com/TxCctFaJ
#2356 [17:20] <bugweiser> so do that
#2357 [17:21] <zkxs> bugweiser: is that everything? it looks like the beginning is missing...
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#2359 [17:22] <zkxs> is she on a netbook?
#2360 [17:22] <bugweiser> nvm see im tha dude geting help for that girl so now ik what to do
#2361 [17:23] <hmw> zkxs: he said so before
#2362 [17:23] <bugweiser> that was mine srry she isnt her right now but so i make her give u that info
#2363 [17:23] <hmw> where is the GPU lol
#2364 [17:23] <zkxs> something is missing...
#2365 [17:23] * Iguana_ [Iguana_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2366 [17:23] <zkxs> netbook != laptop
#2367 [17:24] <bugweiser> dude it was mine a test to tell her what to do
#2368 [17:24] <hmw> bugweiser: tell her to get on IRC
#2369 [17:24] <bugweiser> i well
#2370 [17:25] <bugweiser> i just she wouldnet under sand thouse insctruitons so ill tell her what to do
#2371 [17:25] <bugweiser> its
#2372 [17:25] <bugweiser> stand
#2373 [17:25] <bugweiser> she is at like counlicing
#2374 [17:26] <zkxs> counlicing?
#2375 [17:26] <hmw> bugweiser: I really think, you should let her programmer dad fix the computer
#2376 [17:26] <bugweiser> \yes
#2377 [17:26] <hmw> or let him talk to us
#2378 [17:26] <bugweiser> plz trust me he dosnet know ethir
#2379 [17:26] <bugweiser> i try to get him
#2380 [17:26] <hmw> he will be able to communicate in english
#2381 [17:27] <zkxs> ... a programmer who doesn't know how to update a graphics driver?
#2382 [17:27] <hmw> <><
#2383 [17:27] <bugweiser> lol i just cant spell
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#2385 [17:28] * zkxs pulls out his ><(((�>
#2385 [17:28] <wannabemac> LOl.
#2386 [17:29] <mib_dpxef4> i have a windows computer and when i tried to run minecraft, an error came up about bad video drivers
#2387 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_dpxef4 win/dxdiag
#2388 [17:29] <VoxelHead> mib_dpxef4: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2389 [17:29] <mib_dpxef4> any ideas?
#2390 [17:29] * hmw gives wannabemac a set of LOLs and ROFLs without typos.
#2390 [17:29] <VoxelHead> mib_dpxef4: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#2392 [17:29] * wannabemac gives hmw a high five with a typoo xD
#2392 [17:29] * wannabemac that was intentional...
#2392 [17:29] <hmw> orly
#2393 [17:30] * hmw smirks
#2393 [17:30] <mib_dpxef4> ??
#2394 [17:30] <hmw> we want to read that dxdiag report
#2395 [17:30] <tyteen4a03> mib_dpxef4: Please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#2396 [17:31] <hmw> Windows should have something like pastebinit
#2397 [17:31] <wannabemac> YES, you had a typo xD
#2398 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> hmw: google MiniPaste
#2399 [17:31] <hmw> i mean, it should be an onboard tool
#2400 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> it's a program my friend made just to paste stuff on pastebin on windows
#2401 [17:32] <hmw> instructions on downloading makes it useless
#2402 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> lol really
#2403 [17:32] <hmw> not easier than just copying a text to pastebin manually...
#2404 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> but well, copying it to pastebin.com IS easier...
#2405 [17:33] <hmw> on *nix i could give them apt-get install pastebinit ; pastebinit /proc/cpu and if they use irssi, the result could be pasted to the channel automatically, too...
#2406 [17:33] <wannabemac> pastebinit is a word? O.o
#2407 [17:33] <hmw> a program
#2408 [17:33] <hmw> pastebin-it
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#2410 [17:35] * zkxs installs pastebinit
#2410 [17:35] * wannabemac doesn t
#2410 [17:35] <wannabemac> damn it
#2411 [17:36] * hmw hands wannabemac a couple of apostrophes
#2411 [17:36] <zkxs> use them wisely
#2412 [17:36] * wannabemac accepts, not very happily
#2412 [17:36] * hmw smirks
#2412 [17:36] <bugweiser> ill be back ill say minecraft ftw ok she is at a meting but she will do as a say give u the info and fix it
#2413 [17:36] <bugweiser> ok
#2414 [17:36] <zkxs> bugweiser: just wondering, but how old are you?
#2415 [17:37] <wannabemac> zkxs is a stalker...
#2416 [17:37] <bugweiser> me srry only 14 same as her
#2417 [17:37] <hmw> shame on you, why are you only 14? LOL
#2418 [17:37] <bugweiser> lol?
#2419 [17:37] <zkxs> yep. im a stalker. how's the weather in Boone?
#2420 [17:38] <hmw> lol
#2421 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Shame on you, why are you LOLing about ages? LOL
#2422 [17:38] <wannabemac> lol, I am 14...
#2423 [17:38] <hmw> tyteen4a03: excuse me, but you should have seen the sarcasm in that?
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#2425 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> hmw: hence the response
#2426 [17:38] <hmw> i was refering to his "srry" about his age
#2427 [17:38] <ctt13> hey guys my minecraft doesnt work it comes up with Internet Explorer Can Not Display Webpage
#2428 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> >his
#2429 [17:38] <wannabemac> LOL, with no typos.
#2430 [17:39] <wannabemac> ctt13, are you connecting to the right website?
#2431 [17:39] <ctt13> yes
#2432 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> ctt13: minecraft.net
#2433 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> with no typos?
#2434 [17:39] <ctt13> yes
#2435 [17:39] <ctt13> no typos
#2436 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> which page were you trying to go to
#2437 [17:39] <ctt13> i have it in favourites on the right link
#2438 [17:39] <zkxs> looks like rain
#2439 [17:39] <ctt13> i tryed refreshing
#2440 [17:40] <tyteen4a03> ctt13: which page were you trying to go to?
#2441 [17:40] <wannabemac> bugweiser seemed like a charming person...
#2442 [17:40] <hmw> sounds like some firewall blocking the page
#2443 [17:40] <tyteen4a03> you wanna eat her?
#2444 [17:40] <ctt13> tryed normal site then downlaod then play
#2445 [17:40] <wannabemac> ?
#2446 [17:40] <ctt13> i have no firewalls atm
#2447 [17:41] <wannabemac> Windows firewall...
#2448 [17:41] <tyteen4a03> ctt13: We need the exact address
#2449 [17:41] <ctt13> ok
#2450 [17:41] <ctt13> www.minecraft.net/
#2451 [17:41] <hmw> ctt13: do you get that error message, when you start the game?
#2452 [17:41] <ctt13> no i dont have download
#2453 [17:41] <hmw> the page was a bit slow 30 minutes ago... perhaps it's just overloaded
#2454 [17:41] <ctt13> seeing if my own link worked
#2455 [17:42] <ctt13> i cant get far enough to start it
#2456 [17:42] <hmw> still VERY slow or broken. ctt13 try again later
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#2458 [17:42] <ctt13_> sorry about that
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#2460 [17:43] <ctt13_> any solutions?
#2461 [17:43] <hmw> about what, ctt13
#2462 [17:43] <ctt13_> i left randomly
#2463 [17:43] <hmw> ctt13 try it again later
#2464 [17:43] <ctt13_> ok
#2465 [17:43] <hmw> the page doesnt work for me either
#2466 [17:43] * nataliiie [nataliiie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2467 [17:43] <hmw> well now it loaded, after a MINUTE
#2468 [17:43] <ctt13_> ok ill try
#2469 [17:44] <ctt13_> anyone got an other questions
#2470 [17:44] <nataliiie> Hi! I did something really dumb, I messed up my controls and am wondering if there is anyway to get them back to normal? I tried deleting options.txt and that did nothing and I also tried redownloading it
#2471 [17:44] <ctt13_> well
#2472 [17:44] <wannabemac> Just fix the controls.
#2473 [17:44] <zkxs> nataliiie: if deleting options.txt didn't fix it, the issue isn't with minecraft
#2474 [17:44] <ctt13_> yeah set it the way u like it
#2475 [17:44] <hmw> nataliiie: what exactly did you mess up?
#2476 [17:44] <nataliiie> I wasn't paying attention and I made everything my mouse button but I am using a trackpad
#2477 [17:45] <nataliiie> and I don't remember what the default were
#2478 [17:45] <wannabemac> It will still work.
#2479 [17:45] <ctt13_> nataliiie just make them the most comfortable for ju
#2480 [17:45] <wannabemac> Oh wait, nvm
#2481 [17:45] <nataliiie> maybe I will make sure I deleted options
#2482 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Deleting options.txt should've recreated it
#2483 [17:45] <ctt13_> natal
#2484 [17:45] <nataliiie> really
#2485 [17:45] <nataliiie> hm
#2486 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Yes, really.
#2487 [17:45] <ctt13_> u dont needa go so deaply
#2488 [17:45] <wannabemac> Where was the options.txt file located?
#2489 [17:45] <ctt13_> just needa change em back through minecraft\
#2490 [17:46] <zkxs> %appdata%\.minecraft\options.txt is the correct location
#2491 [17:46] * mib_77vwuv [mib_77vwuv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2492 [17:46] <wannabemac> Oh god, the bad grammar is over running us.
#2493 [17:46] <ctt13_> anyone have any questions?
#2494 [17:46] <ctt13_> Ok I will talk in grammer!
#2495 [17:46] <tyteen4a03> wannabemac: stand firm in the wave
#2496 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> ctt13_ - Cut it out.
#2497 [17:46] <ctt13_> ok
#2498 [17:46] <zkxs> Welcome back panitaliemom/bugweiser.
#2499 [17:46] <mib_77vwuv> hey i'm trying to get a mod to work how do install it
#2500 [17:46] <ctt13_> mib
#2501 [17:47] <nataliiie> should I just try deleting it again
#2502 [17:47] <nataliiie> I recovered it from my trash bin
#2503 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - Yes.
#2504 [17:47] <ctt13_> deleate ur meta.inf folder
#2505 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - You're on windows, yes?
#2506 [17:47] <ctt13_> and replace it with the mod
#2507 [17:47] <ctt13_> i think thats how u do it
#2508 [17:47] <zkxs> ??> mib_77vwuv mods
#2509 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mib_77vwuv: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
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#2511 [17:47] <nataliiie> no I am on mac 10.7 unfortunately, Grey
#2512 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mib_77vwuv: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2513 [17:47] <mib_77vwuv> ok where do i find this folder
#2514 [17:47] <hmw> mib_77vwuv: ask the author of the mod. probably on the thread on minecraftforums or wherever you downloaded the mod
#2515 [17:47] <nataliiie> sorry to make it trickier
#2516 [17:48] <ctt13_> anyone need a question awnswered
#2517 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - Do you know where your minecraft folder is?
#2518 [17:48] <nataliiie> I dragged it to my desktop so yes I see it right now haha
#2519 [17:48] <mib_77vwuv> thx i think i can do it from here
#2520 [17:48] <wannabemac> It does not run from your desktop.
#2521 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> ok :)
#2522 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - Wrong place
#2523 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - Minecraft does not run from your desktop
#2524 [17:48] <hmw> ctt13_: Questions? I always wondered, what the specific impulse of an electron-positron antimatter drive might be?
#2525 [17:48] <ctt13_> anyone want a question awnswered?
#2526 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - It's in /users/username/Library/Application Support/minecraft/
#2527 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> nataliiie - Delete options.txt from there
#2528 [17:49] <wannabemac> lol hmw
#2529 [17:49] <nataliiie> okay
#2530 [17:49] <ctt13_> its electricity
#2531 [17:49] <hmw> lol not really
#2532 [17:49] * wannabemac applauds hmw
#2532 [17:49] <ctt13_> any minecraft questions
#2533 [17:49] <wannabemac> yes,
#2534 [17:49] <ctt13_> i could help with redstone
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#2536 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> ctt13_ - What is the half life of a cesium-135 atom measured in half lives of U-235
#2537 [17:50] <wannabemac> lol
#2538 [17:50] <hmw> wannabemac: Perhaps you like hardcore SciFi? Look at this: http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/493d339fee0c1
#2539 [17:50] <ctt13_> grey i said minecraft :P
#2540 [17:50] <wannabemac> I hope your not trolling me here.
#2541 [17:50] <zkxs> ctt13_: if I were to tell you I got this error: "could not create java virtual machine" what would you say my problem is?
#2542 [17:51] <hmw> nope... the specific impulse is 10e3 to 10e6 sec btw
#2543 [17:51] <wannabemac> lol
#2544 [17:51] <ctt13_> well that means you probably dont have java
#2545 [17:51] <zkxs> ctt13_: wrong
#2546 [17:51] <ctt13_> darn
#2547 [17:51] <ctt13_> what is it
#2548 [17:51] <tyteen4a03> Java out of memory
#2549 [17:51] <wannabemac> ctt13_ Could you tell me in one sentence how to program in java?
#2550 [17:51] <tyteen4a03> wait
#2551 [17:51] <tyteen4a03> I mean
#2552 [17:51] <nataliiie> GreyVupline, that didn't work
#2553 [17:51] <nataliiie> haha I am a moron
#2554 [17:51] <zkxs> generally, not enough ram
#2555 [17:51] <ctt13_> dude im not a programmer
#2556 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> ctt13_ - I get this error: http://pastebin.com/thMf6ZLK
#2557 [17:52] <wannabemac> How about a minecraft mod, explain on one sentence.
#2558 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> Fix it
#2559 [17:52] <ctt13_> a minecraft mod is either a cheat or a expansion to make the game easyer or harder
#2560 [17:52] <hmw> wannabemac: I can explain in one word: don't
#2561 [17:52] <ctt13_> wrong folder
#2562 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> It's the right folder
#2563 [17:53] <ctt13_> grey u have it in the wrong folder
#2564 [17:53] <wannabemac> lol, you weren't supposed to answer :P
#2565 [17:53] <ctt13_> its in documents
#2566 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
#2567 [17:53] <ctt13_> oh ok
#2568 [17:53] <ctt13_> well 1
#2569 [17:53] <hmw> NoClassDefFound sounds weird... is that JRE broken? and. srsly, 256MB?
#2570 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> hmw gets a cookie
#2571 [17:54] <DopeGhoti> mmm, cookies.
#2572 [17:54] <tyteen4a03> lol, I guessed that minecraft.jar was corrupt
#2573 [17:54] * hmw deletes cookies by default :/(
#2573 [17:54] <DopeGhoti> But they're delicious!
#2574 [17:54] <hmw> I might click "undelete"
#2575 [17:54] <DopeGhoti> particularly Oatmeal Rasin
#2576 [17:54] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Recuva
#2577 [17:54] <tyteen4a03> now for cookies!
#2578 [17:55] <genshou> D:
#2579 [17:55] <genshou> stop poking meeeeeeee
#2580 [17:55] <hmw> those, who care for privacy and haven't heard about LSO cookies... well you know what to do...
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#2582 [17:56] <ctt13> guys need redstone or crafting
#2583 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> ctt13 - I want to make a redstone clock pulse every 10 minutes. How to do?
#2584 [17:56] <hmw> heheh
#2585 [17:56] <hmw> I made a machine, that can count to one million
#2586 [17:57] <ctt13> hmmm u need alot of repeaters
#2587 [17:57] <hmw> and it was SMALL... something like 15x30x5
#2588 [17:57] <ctt13> that contain the charge
#2589 [17:57] <hmw> nah
#2590 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> I have a space limit of 10x10 blocks
#2591 [17:57] <hmw> way too expensive
#2592 [17:57] <ctt13> oh
#2593 [17:57] <ctt13> hmm
#2594 [17:57] <hmw> heheh
#2595 [17:57] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: I take it as 10 in height and 10 in length :P
#2596 [17:57] <DopeGhoti> hmw: 20-bit counter?
#2597 [17:58] <tyteen4a03> no width limitations [/cheating]
#2598 [17:58] <ctt13> cant figer that out
#2599 [17:58] <hmw> well... sort of... but it was decimal
#2600 [17:58] * GreyVulpine stabs tyteen4a03
#2600 [17:58] <tyteen4a03> ow
#2601 [17:58] * tyteen4a03 slowly dies
#2601 [17:58] <tyteen4a03> You... Murdere...r...
#2602 [17:58] <zkxs> trouts are much safer
#2603 [17:58] <hmw> DopeGhoti: it used 6 or 7 modules of a device, that resembles a piston-shift-register or punchcard reading system
#2604 [17:58] <tyteen4a03> and it's edible!
#2605 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> ctt13 - It's doable. That's your homework. Figure out how to make a redstone timer that pulses every 10 minutes without a bazillion repeaters
#2606 [17:58] <DopeGhoti> carp-- now _those_ are dangerous.
#2607 [17:59] <ctt13> awwww
#2608 [17:59] * GreyVulpine winks
#2608 [17:59] <hmw> that's kind of a hard home work task
#2609 [18:00] <tyteen4a03> redstones... uh
#2610 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> hmw - Oh come on, it isn't that hard.
#2611 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> okay, here's a task for you: Make a redstone LOGO interpreter and display.
#2612 [18:00] <hmw> it's simple, if you know Boole
#2613 [18:00] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: for GreyVulpine? :P
#2614 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> I don't care for whom, so long as it demonstrably works (:
#2615 [18:00] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2615 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> You're a horrible person DG.
#2616 [18:01] <wannabemac> Yes, very horrible.
#2617 [18:01] <hmw> I think, that LOGO interpreter might be simply impossible with MC
#2618 [18:01] <DopeGhoti> REPEAT 4 [ FD 100 RT 90 ]
#2619 [18:01] <hmw> I really struggle with my 4-bit CPU
#2620 [18:01] <tyteen4a03> well, I have one in stock but it's python and MC Classic and limited
#2621 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> hmw: impossible? Surely not with working ASM compilers!
#2622 [18:02] <hmw> DopeGhoti: Only using your mind; come up with a correct logo line, that draws a pentagram, that is pointing upwards
#2623 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> Just write a LOGO parser in assembly!
#2624 [18:02] <hmw> DopeGhoti: When even a 4-bit CPU wont run stably?
#2625 [18:03] <hmw> we are talking Redstone, aren't we?
#2626 [18:03] * tyteen4a03 is kinda ashamed of his lack of assembly programming skills
#2626 [18:03] <hmw> tyteen4a03: go get ICWS94 and start to Corewar
#2627 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> hmw: rt 180 rt 36 repeat 5 [ fd 100 rt 36 ]
#2628 [18:03] <hmw> that's a pentagon
#2629 [18:03] <hmw> tnope
#2630 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> true.
#2631 [18:03] <hmw> a 10agon
#2632 [18:04] <hmw> tor whatever
#2633 [18:04] <hmw> half of it?
#2634 [18:04] <hmw> gah... now I have that (deleting the trailing "t" AGAIN) habbit of unconsciously pressing t before typing in here
#2635 [18:05] <hmw> DopeGhoti: when they wanted to test me, I managed to do it. It's not too hard, if you have some visual/geometry talent
#2636 [18:06] <hmw> tyteen4a03: ares.com/corewars
#2637 [18:06] <DopeGhoti> hmw: repeat 5 [fd 100 rt 68 fd 100 lt 140]
#2638 [18:06] <DopeGhoti> ^ will that do?
#2639 [18:06] <tyteen4a03> ooh
#2640 [18:06] <hmw> nope
#2641 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> oh, right, point down
#2642 [18:07] <hmw> give you a hint: the inner angle is 72° ... but why?
#2643 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> hmw: rt 180 repeat 5 [fd 100 rt 68 fd 100 lt 140]
#2644 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> oh, you're allowing internal lines?
#2645 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> how quaint.
#2646 [18:07] <hmw> I asked for a pentagram
#2647 [18:07] <wannabemac> Ahh
#2648 [18:07] <wannabemac> LOL
#2649 [18:07] <wannabemac> Those are nice.
#2650 [18:08] <hmw> If I was mean, I would have asked for an unicursal hexagram LOL
#2651 [18:09] <hmw> DopeGhoti: I have trouble visualizing, what your code would do, heheh. Looks like it would... gah. I will start my old Turtle program
#2652 [18:10] <DopeGhoti> hmw: it makes the outline of a five-pointed star without the internal lines one would see with a simple five-stroke five-pointed star.
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#2654 [18:10] <ctt13> back anyone need help on crafting or basic redstone
#2655 [18:10] <hmw> i am not so sure heheh... verifying
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#2657 [18:11] * wannabemac stabs wug
#2657 [18:11] * wannabemac is still mad about yesterday
#2657 [18:11] <hmw> DopeGhoti: uhm... not bad... but not precise... did you really do that in your mind? because it closes perfeclty, though
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#2659 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> I need help with creating a redstone circuit that simplfies my karnaugh maps for me.
#2660 [18:12] <Wug> what did I do
#2661 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> ctt13 - Go make me one of them.
#2662 [18:12] <sugoi> GreyVulpine: i can help
#2663 [18:12] <wannabemac> That naughty wugbot of yours
#2664 [18:12] <Wug> wugbot is not naught
#2665 [18:12] * GreyVulpine snrks at sugoi.
#2665 [18:12] <Wug> y
#2666 [18:12] <Wug> its just misguided sometimes
#2667 [18:12] <wannabemac> it is was too aggressive...
#2668 [18:13] <tyteen4a03> [23:45] <tyteen4a03> [23:44] <heye> hey @all i have a problem.
#2669 [18:13] <tyteen4a03> [23:45] <tyteen4a03> [23:44] <@WugBot> heye: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#2670 [18:13] <Wug> yeah well
#2671 [18:13] <Wug> yeah well
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#2673 [18:13] <DopeGhoti> hmw: I used to faff about with LOGO quite a but.. though I'm surprised I remember the syntax (:
#2674 [18:13] <hmw> ahahh... now I see, how you were thinking, Grey
#2675 [18:13] <Wug> tyteen4a03: I fixed that
#2676 [18:13] <Wug> and it was probably relevant
#2677 [18:13] <Wug> through chance if nothing else
#2678 [18:14] <sugoi> GreyVulpine: sorry, just joined, thought you were serious ... except now reading what you wrote, did you mean you want a redstone circuit that does the work of a k-map solver..for you?
#2679 [18:14] <DopeGhoti> hmw: your turn: I demand a LOGO one-liner to render an arbitrary section of the Mandelbrot Set.
#2680 [18:14] <Wug> GreyVulpine: does your redstone support AES instructions
#2681 [18:14] <hmw> uh
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#2683 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> sugoi - ctt13 here would love to help you solve your minecraft problems. Send him redstone issues.
#2684 [18:15] <DopeGhoti> Then GreyVulpine can work on his Redstone C -> 8088/ARM cross-compiler.
#2685 [18:15] <hmw> that's beyond my logo capabilities, and tbh. i would have to read up on the topic again... you know, those were popular, when we had DOS 2.0 or so
#2686 [18:15] <DopeGhoti> mmm, FRACTINT.EXE
#2687 [18:15] <sugoi> heh...boy, i'm realling missing the rest of this convo
#2688 [18:15] <wannabemac> Ahh crap, laged my server with tnt.
#2689 [18:15] <wannabemac> lagged*
#2690 [18:15] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you should experiment with the arm architecture
#2691 [18:15] <ctt13> grey im doing my homework D:
#2692 [18:15] <Wug> if you can install android on it I'll be able to use it to test apps I write :D
#2693 [18:15] * GreyVulpine blehs
#2693 [18:16] <DopeGhoti> ctt13: your homework is to burn hours on IRC?
#2694 [18:16] <wannabemac> How did you know?
#2695 [18:16] <DopeGhoti> what school is this, so that I can never ever pay property taxes there?
#2696 [18:16] <hmw> sugoi: we are just goofing around with small programs we try to make in our minds, without tools
#2697 [18:16] <ctt13> :d how did u know
#2698 [18:17] <DopeGhoti> hmw: make a Pascal program to generate N-sized Magic Squares
#2699 [18:18] <hmw> argh... i am not a mathematician. But I can code Pascal
#2700 [18:18] <hmw> May I use brute force and a cluster?
#2701 [18:18] <hmw> btw
#2702 [18:18] <wannabemac> Oh god, this has gone far from minecraft.
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#2706 [18:20] <hmw> Well
#2707 [18:20] <hmw> What do I need to keep certain junks active for my huge Redstone contraption?
#2708 [18:21] <hmw> Is it a bad idea to use SMP for something like that?
#2709 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> hmw: other players hanging out near the RS cores in the server (:
#2710 [18:21] <hmw> Well, that isn't really an option
#2711 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> it's not a bad idea per se, but bad form to do on servers without asking the admins if they mind you simulating CPUs withing their world (:
#2712 [18:21] <hmw> I tried to search the web for a couple of times now, but didn't find any mod or something
#2713 [18:21] <hmw> it will be my server
#2714 [18:22] <hmw> or is, or was, or gah... i always reset my maps
#2715 [18:22] <hmw> but one of the redstone lines always breaks in weird ways, when I leave the area and come back... part of one segment lit, the other not. Only chance to repair is to re-place some parts
#2716 [18:23] <hmw> well... not always the same line
#2717 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> yeah, that's rather par for the course.
#2718 [18:23] * dylanbarberdude is a Yognaught
#2718 [18:23] <hmw> gotta read up on Java soon
#2719 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> For better results, read up on Dwarf Fortress and water-powered computers (:
#2720 [18:23] <hmw> i know that game from watching friends play
#2721 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> (DF is yet another Turing-complete game)
#2722 [18:24] <Wug> df is a game?
#2723 [18:24] <Wug> couldve fooled me
#2724 [18:24] <hmw> lol
#2725 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> Wug: you're easily fooled?
#2726 [18:24] * SimenOlai_ [SimenOlai_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2727 [18:24] <SimenOlai_> is minecraft.net down?
#2728 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> !isdown
#2729 [18:24] <hmw> SimenOlai_: it is overloaded
#2730 [18:24] <GreyBot> DopeGhoti: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#2731 [18:24] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2732 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> Was there a release today or something?
#2733 [18:25] <SimenOlai_> it takes forever to load
#2734 [18:25] <SimenOlai_> the site, not ingame
#2735 [18:25] <hmw> I managed to load the page, but there was nothing about new stuff
#2736 [18:25] <SimenOlai_> i cant load it xD
#2737 [18:25] <SimenOlai_> first i thought i lost internet connection
#2738 [18:25] <hmw> SimenOlai_: it's like this for at least one hour now
#2739 [18:25] <SimenOlai_> :P
#2740 [18:25] <tyteen4a03> could it be some ddos?
#2741 [18:25] <hmw> could.
#2742 [18:26] <SimenOlai_> it wasnt me i swear!!!!
#2743 [18:26] <hmw> GIVE BACK THE MINECRAFT WEB SITE
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#2745 [18:26] <SimenOlai_> ok
#2746 [18:26] <pachuco> hey
#2747 [18:26] <SimenOlai_> i have a little copy of it at http://sr.wut.se
#2748 [18:26] <pachuco> Um
#2749 [18:26] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2750 [18:26] <hmw> or I will tell the mods to sink you in a deep Lava ocean
#2751 [18:26] <SimenOlai_> yes its down pachuco if you ask for that :P
#2752 [18:27] <pachuco> mine craft wont load in the browser
#2753 [18:27] <hmw> LOL
#2754 [18:27] <pachuco> ??
#2755 [18:27] <SimenOlai_> yep, its down
#2756 [18:27] <SimenOlai_> as i said before you asked
#2757 [18:27] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2758 [18:27] <pachuco> So how can i play?
#2759 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Minecraft.net appears to be having some issues. No further details.
#2760 [18:27] * SimenOlai_ needs a button
#2760 [18:27] <pachuco> button?
#2761 [18:28] <hmw> SimenOlai_: here you go: [ ] (unpressed) and [x] (pressed)
#2762 [18:28] <Wug> pachuco: you can play offline
#2763 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> button (n) Fastener often used to bind two pieces of fabrig together.
#2764 [18:28] <tyteen4a03> .!topicprepend?
#2765 [18:28] <pachuco> how?
#2766 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: prepend?
#2767 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> if I must.
#2768 [18:28] <SimenOlai_> OK
#2769 [18:28] <SimenOlai_> button done
#2770 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> !topic undo
#2771 [18:28] <hmw> real men sew their shirts closed and rip them open at the evening
#2772 [18:28] <tyteen4a03> well, more noob-friendly
#2773 [18:28] <pachuco> how do u play off linw?
#2774 [18:28] <SimenOlai_> pressing it now
#2775 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> !topic >>>> Minecraft.net appears to be having some issues. No further details.
#2776 [18:28] <SimenOlai_> Yes, www.minecraft.net is down and you will just have to wait a bit. Good bye!
#2777 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for minecraft pachuco?
#2778 [18:29] <pachuco> no'
#2779 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> Then you cannot play minecraft offline. You need to pay for an account to play offline
#2780 [18:29] <pachuco> :(
#2781 [18:29] <tyteen4a03> You need to pay either online or offline...
#2782 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> maybe wom ?
#2783 [18:29] <hmw> GreyVulpine: that somewhat sounds contradictive
#2784 [18:29] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: That's classic
#2785 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> or wait, no
#2786 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> yeah
#2787 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> he talks about classic...
#2788 [18:29] <pachuco> ummm
#2789 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> right?
#2790 [18:29] <SimenOlai_> :P
#2791 [18:30] <DopeGhoti> Classic is only available via the web site.
#2792 [18:30] <pachuco> so theres no other way 2 play?
#2793 [18:30] <pachuco> ]
#2794 [18:30] <DopeGhoti> No, there is not.
#2795 [18:30] <pachuco> BAH!
#2796 [18:30] <SimenOlai_> ill check if wom supports it
#2797 [18:30] <DopeGhoti> Go outside, sing some carols
#2798 [18:30] <SimenOlai_> dont go!
#2799 [18:30] <tyteen4a03> pachuco: You can download WoM client, but is not official
#2800 [18:30] <Wug> pachuco: it will be back later today, probably
#2801 [18:30] <SimenOlai_> I HOPE ITS BACK FOR CHRISTMAS
#2802 [18:30] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2803 [18:30] <DopeGhoti> Fling yourself down some hillsides coated in ice rystals
#2804 [18:30] <pachuco> whats the difference? i just wanna build stuff
#2805 [18:30] <DopeGhoti> I understand that to be a popular passtime.
#2806 [18:30] <Wug> http://tf2r.com/banned.swf
#2807 [18:30] <Wug> that is all
#2808 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> pachuco: WoM client is a 3-rd party clienty
#2809 [18:31] <SimenOlai_> wtf
#2810 [18:31] <SimenOlai_> wtf wug??
#2811 [18:31] <Wug> SimenOlai_: its the funniest thing ever
#2812 [18:31] <SimenOlai_> its not funny
#2813 [18:31] <SimenOlai_> ITS AWESOME!!
#2814 [18:31] <hmw> tyteen4a03: their web page says, that minecraft.jar isn't in their package, so you would have to buy it anyways
#2815 [18:31] <DopeGhoti> Wug: no, the funniest thing ever is the current GOP presedential contention.
#2816 [18:31] <Wug> DopeGhoti: dohohoho
#2817 [18:31] <sugoi> hmw: real men sew?
#2818 [18:32] <hmw> that was a typo. they use power glue, of course
#2819 [18:32] <SimenOlai_> wug
#2820 [18:32] <SimenOlai_> i just wanna
#2821 [18:32] <Wug> simenolai_
#2822 [18:32] * dev [dev@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2823 [18:32] <SimenOlai_> THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THAT LINK!!
#2824 [18:32] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2825 [18:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> SimenOlai_ dont/shout
#2826 [18:32] <VoxelHead> SimenOlai_: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#2827 [18:32] <dev> I am lokking for a job as an irc developer here at minecraft. Could anyone help?
#2828 [18:32] <SimenOlai_> lo
#2829 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> IRC developer?
#2830 [18:33] <SimenOlai_> irc developer here?
#2831 [18:33] <SimenOlai_> wtf
#2832 [18:33] <hmw> <><
#2833 [18:33] <sugoi> hmw: nice save :)
#2834 [18:33] <DopeGhoti> ??> dev http://notch.tumblr.com/post/13970838905/were-hiring-you-should-work-here
#2835 [18:33] <SimenOlai_> as in irc plugin developer or working in this channel with helping people?
#2836 [18:33] <sugoi> Wug: why am i still watching that...
#2837 [18:33] <DopeGhoti> I.. don't know why I prefixed that with VoxelHead's cue.
#2838 [18:33] <sugoi> why do i like it so much!?!?
#2839 [18:33] <hmw> sugoi: I didn't get that one
#2840 [18:33] <Wug> dev: we're all volunteers, none of us are mojang staff
#2841 [18:33] <dev> either would be fine
#2842 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> I don't know either DopeGhoti.
#2843 [18:33] <Wug> sugoi: because its amazing
#2844 [18:34] <Wug> ;+ b& http://tf2r.com/banned.swf
#2845 [18:34] <WugBot> Done.
#2846 [18:34] <dev> I like irc developing better though.
#2847 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> dev: IRC is pretty well developed already, though.
#2848 [18:34] <dev> but helping would be fine. And I kow your volunteers i want expecting pay.
#2849 [18:34] * sugoi wants to be paid
#2849 [18:35] <DopeGhoti> you can have all the expectations you want.
#2850 [18:35] <sugoi> i love how it repeats
#2851 [18:35] * DopeGhoti hears that some expectations are great.
#2851 [18:35] <dev> Welkl I can be a helper too.
#2852 [18:35] <dev> well*
#2853 [18:35] * GreyVulpine expects to be president someday.
#2853 [18:35] <SushiDude> dev, what do you mean but IRC developer?
#2854 [18:36] <dev> Yes and I wasnt* expecting pay
#2855 [18:36] <SushiDude> buy*
#2856 [18:36] <SushiDude> by*
#2857 [18:36] <SushiDude> spelling derp
#2858 [18:36] <dev> Oh like I help make bots and I help out with anything you need.
#2859 [18:36] <sugoi> GreyVulpine: as long as you have a birth certificate
#2860 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> dev - You have to understand. Mojang does not own this IRC network, nor do they have any employees that are paid here. This is an independant IRC network that is unaffiliated with Mojang in any way.
#2861 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> dev: we have more than enough bots.
#2862 [18:37] <dev> so could I be one here?
#2863 [18:37] <dev> what about helping?
#2864 [18:37] <SimenOlai_> dev wtf dude
#2865 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> if you want to help, help.
#2866 [18:37] <hmw> LOL "Okay, we get it. You have a passionate community who wants to see Minecraft themed LEGO sets. It just took three server outages to prove it to us, but yeah, we're listening."
#2867 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#2868 [18:37] <hmw> http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/4038
#2869 [18:37] <dev> what?
#2870 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> dev is after op status!!!!! kill him!
#2871 [18:38] <dev> no im not.
#2872 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> he wants to kill us all
#2873 [18:38] <hmw> mv dev /dev/null
#2874 [18:38] <dev> I can be a dev without op.
#2875 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> no im not... just like a liar would say
#2876 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2877 [18:38] <tyteen4a03> [07:36] <@DopeGhoti> dev: we have more than enough bots.
#2878 [18:38] <tyteen4a03> [07:36] <dev> so could I be one here?
#2879 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2880 [18:38] <hmw> heheh
#2881 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> tyteen4a03, screw you
#2882 [18:38] <dev> I meant developer.
#2883 [18:38] <tyteen4a03> (I am not trying to make fun of you, but this is funny)
#2884 [18:38] <SimenOlai_> i was just drinking when you said that
#2885 [18:39] <SimenOlai_> come clean my computer now...
#2886 [18:39] <dev> so can I be a developer?
#2887 [18:39] <SimenOlai_> we dont need a ''developer''
#2888 [18:39] * mib_lu21nq [mib_lu21nq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2889 [18:39] <dev> ok...
#2890 [18:39] <DopeGhoti> well, we also need a 'fixer' and a 'final rince'
#2891 [18:39] * DopeGhoti goes off to register #darkroom
#2891 [18:39] <SimenOlai_> a fixer ?
#2892 [18:39] <DopeGhoti> s/rince/rinse/
#2893 [18:39] <SimenOlai_> ME GOES FASTER
#2894 [18:40] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#2894 [18:40] <SimenOlai_> :)
#2895 [18:40] <SimenOlai_> seriously dev.....
#2896 [18:40] <SimenOlai_> he went there
#2897 [18:40] <dev> just wondering.
#2898 [18:40] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2899 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> SimenOlai_: fixer is what you immerse the photopaper in after the developer to arrest the development process.
#2900 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> otherwise, you end up with black paper.
#2901 [18:41] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2902 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> dev - There is no such thing as an IRC developer position here. Little perplexed as to why you would want to ask for any sort of 'official' recognition.
#2903 [18:41] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, he asks for /ban
#2904 [18:41] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2905 [18:41] <hmw> I would like to work at Mojang's
#2906 [18:41] <SimenOlai_> how old are you?
#2907 [18:41] <dev> I just like making bots and heklping. Im not a "bad guy"
#2908 [18:41] <hmw> "We have mandatory gaming Friday afternoons. Working after lunch on Fridays is frowned upon."
#2909 [18:42] <SimenOlai_> dev, why would we need bots?
#2910 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> We're got probably a half dozen bots here already.
#2911 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> same, but they are not looking for customer support or python/php programmer
#2912 [18:42] <SimenOlai_> we have enough already :P
#2913 [18:42] * Forty-Two [Forty-Two@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2914 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> !GreyVulpine do_tricks
#2915 [18:42] * GreyVulpine stabs tyteen4a03
#2915 [18:42] <dev> like anti spam ect.
#2916 [18:42] <SimenOlai_> dev
#2917 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> You... monster....
#2918 [18:42] <SimenOlai_> spam little please
#2919 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> We already have several bots that do that
#2920 [18:42] * tyteen4a03 dies again
#2920 [18:42] <Wug> !GreyVulpine snrk
#2921 [18:42] <dev> ok.
#2922 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> bots that stabs people?
#2923 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2924 [18:42] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2924 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> :(
#2925 [18:42] <hmw> !hmw tests
#2926 [18:42] <SimenOlai_> just spam some lines in little time
#2927 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine hates me
#2928 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine hates me
#2929 [18:43] * dev [dev@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2930 [18:43] * hmw tests
#2930 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> 1
#2931 [18:43] <SimenOlai_> tyteen4a03, /me
#2932 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> 2
#2933 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> 3
#2934 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> 4
#2935 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> 5
#2936 [18:43] <SimenOlai_> HAX :O
#2937 [18:43] <SimenOlai_> he sent 5 after got muted xD
#2938 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2939 [18:43] <tyteen4a03> I was just being quick
#2940 [18:43] <Wug> hmm
#2941 [18:43] <sugoi> Wug: do you have an avi of that swf? i'd just like to archive the memory :)
#2942 [18:43] <hmw> SimenOlai_: no, they were just in the same second and you client sorts them wrongly
#2943 [18:43] <SimenOlai_> sugoi
#2944 [18:43] <SimenOlai_> ill get you it
#2945 [18:44] <Wug> sugoi: you can probably find it on youtube
#2946 [18:44] <Wug> I'm going to enable wugbot's flood watch here
#2947 [18:44] <Wug> just watch, not protection
#2948 [18:44] <SimenOlai_> watch as in what?
#2949 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Dev is also in #dragonweyr and #esper
#2950 [18:44] * GreyVulpine blinks
#2950 [18:44] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2951 [18:44] <Wug> it notifies ##wugbot when it gets triggered
#2952 [18:44] <SushiDude> lol
#2953 [18:44] <Wug> GreyVulpine: also lol hes using webchat
#2954 [18:44] <SimenOlai_> its not allowed to idle in #dragonweyr
#2955 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> lol, what is that song
#2956 [18:45] <SimenOlai_> i stayed there 3 seconds after i got help
#2957 [18:45] <Wug> people who try to act like haxors y u no have real irc clients
#2958 [18:45] <SimenOlai_> and they said, Please, leave
#2959 [18:45] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2960 [18:45] <hmw> Wug, that's a clear sign of a leet haxor
#2961 [18:45] <SimenOlai_> xchat and mirc <3 <3 <3
#2962 [18:45] <SushiDude> Wug, I will hax u XD
#2963 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> Wug: what's the song for that swf?
#2964 [18:45] <Wug> hmw: l33t hax0rs use telnet
#2965 [18:46] <Wug> SushiDude: come at me bro
#2966 [18:46] <Wug> tyteen4a03: I dont know
#2967 [18:46] <SushiDude> trololo
#2968 [18:46] <Wug> I only know that I've heard it a zillion times
#2969 [18:46] <hmw> Wug: that would be (real) elite hackers, otoh, srsly?... telnet in 2011?
#2970 [18:46] <SushiDude> Do not ever use telnet
#2971 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> hmw: HK Public Libraries still uses telnet
#2972 [18:46] <SushiDude> EVER
#2973 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> internal, external
#2974 [18:47] <SushiDude> SSH > Telnet
#2975 [18:47] * GreyVulpine sends DCC SEND OMGWTFDIEWUGDIE to Wug's router.
#2975 [18:47] <SushiDude> lol
#2976 [18:47] * GreyVulpine is a l33t hax0rs
#2976 [18:47] * Wug[telnet] [Wug[telnet]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2977 [18:47] <Wug[telnet]> teehee
#2978 [18:47] <SimenOlai_> hi telnet
#2979 [18:47] <hmw> thanks god, I am behind 7 proxxies
#2980 [18:47] <SushiDude> T1mez to h4x wug with t3h nmapz
#2981 [18:47] <wannabemac> GreyVulpine is a script kiddie
#2982 [18:47] <SushiDude> XD
#2983 [18:48] * Wug[telnet] runs hmw's proxies
#2983 [18:48] <wannabemac> xD
#2984 [18:48] <SimenOlai_> wug
#2985 [18:48] <SushiDude> lol
#2986 [18:48] <tyteen4a03> Wug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDc9gURm_o8
#2987 [18:48] <hmw> hahah you will never get through my super firewall. I downloaded it myself!!
#2988 [18:48] <g> Kealper, you there?
#2989 [18:49] <g> I got latency working xD
#2990 [18:49] <Wug[telnet]> hmw: I've got norton hack tools l33t edition
#2991 [18:49] <hmw> damn
#2992 [18:49] <wannabemac> I need to go.
#2993 [18:49] <Wug[telnet]> lol also. if you feel like hacking my bouncer, which would be reaaaallly funny
#2994 [18:49] <hmw> and then there was that guy with his super hacking-script in some channel. They tricked him into hacking 127.0.0.1, well... 5 seconds later he went offline
#2995 [18:50] <wannabemac> Haha, tools, script kiddie...
#2996 [18:50] <hmw> I want a tshirt that reads "I successfully hacked 127.0.0.1"
#2997 [18:51] <wannabemac> Well, goodbye.
#2998 [18:51] * fenster [fenster@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2999 [18:51] <Wug[telnet]> huh. can't send to channel is 404
#3000 [18:51] <SushiDude> lol
#3001 [18:51] <SimenOlai_> everyone!!!
#3002 [18:51] <SimenOlai_> hack this server: hackme.wut.se
#3003 [18:51] <SushiDude> lol
#3004 [18:51] <wannabemac> Hey simen0lai_, we dont care.
#3005 [18:51] <SushiDude> lol
#3006 [18:51] <wannabemac> xD
#3007 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> give that ip to hackers which turns of computers
#3008 [18:52] <hmw> SimenOlai_: they don't have an http
#3009 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> it should redirect to 127.0.0.1
#3010 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> fenster?
#3011 [18:52] <wannabemac> Well, I have to go somewhere tonight, bye.
#3012 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> fenster is a haxor XDD
#3013 [18:52] <wannabemac> Lol.
#3014 [18:52] <Wug> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3015 [18:52] <WugBot> 127.0.0.1
#3016 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> mhm
#3017 [18:52] <wannabemac> Bye.
#3018 [18:52] <Wug> icwuttheydidthere
#3019 [18:52] <hmw> nice
#3020 [18:52] <SimenOlai_> dont tell haxors
#3021 [18:53] <SimenOlai_> i just made that subdomain
#3022 [18:53] <Wug> hmw: protip
#3023 [18:53] <Wug> its ok if you use hack tools you wrote yourself
#3024 [18:53] <hmw> of course
#3025 [18:53] <SimenOlai_> if you use others, you are noob
#3026 [18:53] <Wug> especially if you distribute them after being so kind as to include a botnet
#3027 [18:53] <hmw> or a real pro
#3028 [18:53] <SimenOlai_> OMG
#3029 [18:53] <SimenOlai_> i got an idea
#3030 [18:54] <hmw> uh-oh... this channel is heading towards a big storm
#3031 [18:54] <Wug> hmw: * Wug gets out his b& saw
#3032 [18:54] <SimenOlai_> WUG
#3033 [18:54] <Wug> SimenOlai_: WUT
#3034 [18:54] <SimenOlai_> do the ;dns hackme.wut.se again
#3035 [18:55] <SimenOlai_> going to see if it worked
#3036 [18:55] <SimenOlai_> please!
#3037 [18:55] <hmw> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3038 [18:55] <WugBot> 72.8.150.30
#3039 [18:55] <SimenOlai_> ????
#3040 [18:55] <SimenOlai_> wtf?
#3041 [18:55] <SushiDude> what?
#3042 [18:55] <SimenOlai_> who placed that ip there?!?!?
#3043 [18:56] <hmw> Hey, that's my IP! GIVE IT BACK
#3044 [18:56] <hmw> GREIFER
#3045 [18:56] <SimenOlai_> wwhat
#3046 [18:56] <SimenOlai_> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3047 [18:56] <WugBot> 72.8.150.30
#3048 [18:56] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3049 [18:56] <SushiDude> lol
#3050 [18:56] * hmw smirks
#3050 [18:56] <SimenOlai_> Web forwardhackme.wut.se URL http://wug.can.you.see.this.com
#3051 [18:56] <SimenOlai_> it should redirect to http://wug.can.you.see.this.com
#3052 [18:57] <Wug> ;dns forwardhackme.wut.se
#3053 [18:57] <WugBot> Host forwardhackme.wut.se does not exist.
#3054 [18:57] <Wug> ;dns http://wug.can.you.see.this.com
#3055 [18:57] <WugBot> Host http://wug.can.you.see.this.com does not exist.
#3056 [18:57] <hmw> ;dns wug.can.you.see.this.com
#3057 [18:57] <WugBot> Host wug.can.you.see.this.com does not exist.
#3058 [18:57] <Wug> :o
#3059 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> maaaaybe..
#3060 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> ;dns this.com
#3061 [18:57] <WugBot> 209.15.226.159
#3062 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> or not
#3063 [18:57] <hmw> hmm
#3064 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> ;dns see.this.com
#3065 [18:57] <WugBot> Host see.this.com does not exist.
#3066 [18:57] <tyteen4a03> ;dns hk-diy.net
#3067 [18:57] <WugBot> 204.93.163.4
#3068 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> WHO PLACED THAT IP THERE?
#3069 [18:57] <SushiDude> lol
#3070 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> wtf
#3071 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> this is weird
#3072 [18:57] <tyteen4a03> ;dns 127.0.0.1
#3073 [18:57] <WugBot> 127.0.0.1
#3074 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3075 [18:57] <SimenOlai_> ;dns ::1
#3076 [18:57] <WugBot> Host ::1 does not exist.
#3077 [18:57] <SushiDude> tyteen4a03, trololo
#3078 [18:57] <hmw> lol
#3079 [18:58] <hmw> wugbot is pretty old school, huh?
#3080 [18:58] * TheTFEF [TheTFEF@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3081 [18:58] * DopeGhoti refuses to ash what 'TFEF' is supposed to stand for.
#3081 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> s/h/k/
#3082 [18:58] <SimenOlai_> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3083 [18:58] <WugBot> 111.111.111.111
#3084 [18:59] <Wug> The box wugbot runs on is ancient as everything
#3085 [18:59] <hmw> but... in a way you just did?
#3086 [18:59] <SimenOlai_> wow it updates fast
#3087 [18:59] <TheTFEF> Lol
#3088 [18:59] <SimenOlai_> but still, WTF
#3089 [18:59] <SimenOlai_> how did it get that other ip?!?
#3090 [18:59] <hmw> 127.0.0.1 is cool, i think... would be funny, if someone typed that URL and saw his own http
#3091 [18:59] <tyteen4a03> ;dns 3.14.159.25
#3092 [18:59] <WugBot> 3.14.159.25
#3093 [18:59] <g> ...derp
#3094 [18:59] <SimenOlai_> tyteen4a03, you are doing it wrong
#3095 [18:59] <SushiDude> lol
#3096 [18:59] <hmw> heheh
#3097 [19:00] <Wug> tyteen4a03: it doesnt have reverse dns yet
#3098 [19:00] <g> ;dns 119247192090.ctinets.com
#3099 [19:00] <hmw> ;rdns 3.14.159.25
#3100 [19:00] <WugBot> 119.247.192.90
#3101 [19:00] <Wug> ;rdns 111.111.111.111
#3102 [19:00] <tyteen4a03> g: my subdomain speaks for itself doesn't it
#3103 [19:00] <SimenOlai_> mhm
#3104 [19:00] <g> yeah
#3105 [19:00] <g> lol
#3106 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> guys
#3107 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> be ready with ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3108 [19:01] * g is ready
#3108 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> and start sending it in 5 seconds
#3109 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> 4
#3110 [19:01] <g> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3111 [19:01] <WugBot> 72.8.150.30
#3112 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> mroe more
#3113 [19:01] <g> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3114 [19:01] <WugBot> 111.111.111.111
#3115 [19:01] <g> haha
#3116 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> wtf
#3117 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> again
#3118 [19:01] <g> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3119 [19:01] <WugBot> 72.8.150.30
#3120 [19:01] <SimenOlai_> ??
#3121 [19:01] * GreyVulpine coughs.
#3121 [19:01] <g> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3122 [19:01] <WugBot> 72.8.150.30
#3123 [19:01] <g> yeah
#3124 [19:01] <g> enough
#3125 [19:01] <g> :P
#3126 [19:02] <AndrewPH> rdns is silly [ReverseDNS] RDNS for google.com ( 74.125.127.104): pz-in-f104.1e100.net.
#3127 [19:02] * g sits on VoxelHead
#3127 [19:02] <AndrewPH> i wrote a plugin for it!
#3128 [19:02] <SimenOlai_> it should say 123.123.123.123 !!!!!
#3129 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Enough.
#3130 [19:02] <SimenOlai_> ;dns hackme.wut.se
#3131 [19:02] <WugBot> 127.0.0.1
#3132 [19:02] <g> ...lol
#3133 [19:02] <SimenOlai_> is something wrong with it?
#3134 [19:02] <AndrewPH> i see nothing wrong with it
#3135 [19:02] <SimenOlai_> hackme.wut.se A 123.123.123.123
#3136 [19:02] <SimenOlai_> it should redirect to 123.123.123.123
#3137 [19:03] <sugoi> SimenOlai_: hey, grey wants us to stop
#3138 [19:03] <SimenOlai_> ok sorry GreyVulpine
#3139 [19:04] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine,
#3140 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#3141 [19:04] <SimenOlai_> i have a suprise for you :D
#3142 [19:04] <SimenOlai_> do ;dns GreyVulpine.wut.se
#3143 [19:04] * sugoi kicks SimenOlai_
#3143 [19:05] <SimenOlai_> but its a suprise!!
#3144 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> I think it's officially time to address the S:N problem this channel has developed
#3145 [19:05] <SimenOlai_> wow i fail.... surprise is it
#3146 [19:05] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3147 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Feel free to divert off-topic noise to the break room.
#3148 [19:05] <SimenOlai_> is wugbot there? :D
#3149 [19:05] <zkxs> yes
#3150 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> no
#3151 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> cant see in list
#3152 [19:06] <Wug> I have an idea
#3153 [19:06] <zkxs> he is the op. #minecrafthelp.breakroom
#3154 [19:06] <Wug> ;command dns 1
#3155 [19:06] <WugBot> Command dns has been given userlevel requirement 1.
#3156 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> ow
#3157 [19:06] <Wug> problem solved
#3158 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> ;dns greyvulpine.wut.se
#3159 [19:06] <g> :P
#3160 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> can you do that wug? :P
#3161 [19:06] <hmw> what problem was there?
#3162 [19:06] <SimenOlai_> its a surprise for GreyVulpine
#3163 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> hmw: low signal to noise ratio.
#3164 [19:07] <SimenOlai_> ops, sorry for the pings
#3165 [19:07] <hmw> but they already stopped?
#3166 [19:07] <hmw> can I have user level 1 perhaps?
#3167 [19:07] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3168 [19:07] <hmw> well.. that tool was useful
#3169 [19:08] * sugoi waits for SimenOlai_'s kick, like waiting for a firecracker that had a bad fuse
#3169 [19:08] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3170 [19:08] <hmw> Wug: please consider setting it back
#3171 [19:08] <Wug> hmw: noted
#3172 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> hmw: you know what's more useful that using a bot in IRC to resolve hosts? /usr/bin/host
#3173 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> s/that/than/
#3174 [19:10] * clarjon1 [clarjon1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3175 [19:10] <hmw> DopeGhoti: that requires at least one additional mouse move
#3176 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> it what?
#3177 [19:11] <hmw> i just liked to do it in this window
#3178 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> "/exec host $HOST"
#3179 [19:11] * sugoi just uses ctrl+a, ctrl+a to switch to a free bash
#3179 [19:11] <hmw> ;dns is shorter :(
#3180 [19:11] <WugBot> Host is shorter :( does not exist.
#3181 [19:11] <hmw> toops
#3182 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> tsomeone talks inside of Minecraft too much.
#3183 [19:11] <hmw> yes
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#3185 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> I used to have a problem prefixing everyhing in IRC with 'say '.
#3186 [19:12] <sugoi> DopeGhoti: haha, i did that the other day in my IM window
#3187 [19:12] <hmw> this is the first time, i have this issue
#3188 [19:12] <hmw> (i am usually not playing video games, but then came MC)
#3189 [19:13] <hmw> They got me! The last game, I installed before, was Master of Orion LOL
#3190 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> The original, or MoO2?
#3191 [19:13] <hmw> MOO2
#3192 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> (or the travesty that was 3?)
#3193 [19:13] <hmw> I still play it
#3194 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> as do I
#3195 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> You might like Galactic Civilizations 2; it's what MoO3 should have been.
#3196 [19:14] * GreyVulpine still, and forever, will be a fan of Space Empires IV
#3196 [19:14] <hmw> I will look into it
#3197 [19:14] <hmw> but MOO2 is soo classy
#3198 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Not the crap that is SEV.
#3199 [19:15] <hmw> I fear, GC2 requires Steam
#3200 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> no it doesn't
#3201 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> it's just also on steam now
#3202 [19:16] <hmw> ic
#3203 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> you can still get it directly from Stardock
#3204 [19:16] <hmw> looks nice
#3205 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> I highly recommend it if you at all like MoO2
#3206 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> which remains to this day a classic.
#3207 [19:16] <hmw> ok, bookmarked
#3208 [19:16] <sugoi> my boss said we could leave 3 hours ago for the holidays
#3209 [19:16] <sugoi> and i'm still coding!
#3210 [19:16] <sugoi> why!?
#3211 [19:16] <hmw> ADDICT
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#3213 [19:17] <tyteen4a03> sugoi: in what language'
#3214 [19:17] <sugoi> C++, i work on inventor
#3215 [19:18] <tyteen4a03> ooh
#3216 [19:18] <tyteen4a03> I am supposed to code stuff for g, but lately I have been playing
#3217 [19:19] <hmw> DopeGhoti: it's got only a silver rating at winehq's appdb
#3218 [19:19] <DopeGhoti> hey, neat
#3219 [19:19] <hmw> some even gold
#3220 [19:19] <DopeGhoti> I can still downad the installer from STardock directly.
#3221 [19:19] <hmw> I need money online, pronto
#3222 [19:21] <hmw> what do they mean by "Digital Download"... would there be an analog one?
#3223 [19:23] <hmw> minecraft.net still crawling at very low speed
#3224 [19:23] <tyteen4a03> well, everything you download is digital, adding that word makes it more hi-tech for noobs I assume
#3225 [19:23] <hmw> tyteen4a03: right... I always forget about the i-factor
#3226 [19:25] <tyteen4a03> iJustLostTheGame
#3227 [19:25] <tyteen4a03> iObject
#3228 [19:25] <hmw> Like "Do you think, Dihydrogenmonoxide should be banned"
#3229 [19:25] <tyteen4a03> Yes it should, it fills your body up
#3230 [19:25] <hmw> It can be lethal in high dosages
#3231 [19:25] <hmw> and the industry is putting it in almost every product! THIS IS OUTRAGE
#3232 [19:26] <tyteen4a03> It is the main source of greenhouse gas!
#3233 [19:26] <hmw> And don't forget the oceans, they are full of it
#3234 [19:26] <tyteen4a03> So ban them for our own good!
#3235 [19:26] <hmw> I bet, there are also atoms in the oceans already
#3236 [19:26] <hmw> and genes in our food
#3237 [19:26] <tyteen4a03> literally electricity is everywhere
#3238 [19:26] <hmw> damn, we're so doomed
#3239 [19:27] <tyteen4a03> WHO CAN SAVE US
#3240 [19:27] <hmw> well... we need reframing
#3241 [19:27] <hmw> It's not the toxic agents, that are bad. We are too weak!
#3242 [19:30] <hmw> Oh my dear... the channel is gone already. I am alone in the universe.
#3243 [19:30] <zkxs> sugoi: you work for autodesk?
#3244 [19:31] <DopeGhoti> hmw: I guess an analog download would be a stack of floppies, or audio tapes.
#3245 [19:31] <hmw> Datasette tapes
#3246 [19:31] <sugoi> zkxs: yessir
#3247 [19:32] <hmw> well still digital after all.. we should use those columns of hex codes and CRC sums, they used to print in C64 magazines
#3248 [19:32] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: well, load it in uptown, and make people deliever it to your flat downtown?
#3249 [19:32] <DopeGhoti> I loved Nibble magazine <3
#3250 [19:32] <DopeGhoti> Apple // forever!
#3251 [19:32] <Wug> DopeGhoti: :<
#3252 [19:32] <zkxs> Nice. I've used inventor through my PLTW engineering course. It is pretty darn cool.
#3253 [19:33] * zomdomination [zomdomination@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3254 [19:33] <sugoi> zkxs: i love it too :)
#3255 [19:33] * mib_d0vndz [mib_d0vndz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3257 [19:34] <mib_d0vndz> give me a link to go to mc patcher to download
#3258 [19:34] <zkxs> I don't care much for the ribbon though :\
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#3260 [19:34] <mib_d0vndz> plzzz
#3261 [19:34] <mib_d0vndz> plzzz
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#3263 [19:34] <sugoi> mib_d0vndz: it'll update itself when you log in
#3264 [19:35] <sugoi> mib_d0vndz: the 'patcher' is the launcher
#3265 [19:35] <mib_d0vndz> give me a link 4 mc patcher
#3266 [19:35] <sugoi> http://minecraft.net/download
#3267 [19:36] <hmw> mib_d0vndz: probably looking for that mod installer? well... Google is your friend... this one is too easy to be answered here
#3268 [19:36] <hmw> hint: use the link on minecraftforums
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#3270 [19:36] <sugoi> zkxs: i used to not like ribbons (back w/ office 2007) but i like it now, and for most users it is much more descoverable. besides, i'm not a designer, but a developer
#3271 [19:36] <Scott> I like the ribbon-like menu in Office 2011.
#3272 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> Ribbons in '07 was an atrocity. '10's a bit better with the customization
#3273 [19:37] <Eddie> I hate it
#3274 [19:37] * sugoi wasn't referring to a specific ribbon, but the 'ribbon' idea in general
#3274 [19:37] <sugoi> but at any rate, for most users, it has been a positive change
#3275 [19:37] <sugoi> expert users use hotkeys anyways
#3276 [19:38] <sugoi> the ribbon can be hidden if you don't like it
#3277 [19:38] <joseph> i have a mac and am unable to load minecraft.
#3278 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Classic or premium
#3279 [19:38] <joseph> classi
#3280 [19:38] <Scott> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9631803/Screenshots/9lwo.png
#3281 [19:38] <Scott> i like it o:
#3282 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft classic hasn't worked on Macs for several months now
#3283 [19:38] <joseph> oh
#3284 [19:38] <Eddie> lol Scott
#3285 [19:38] <joseph> does premium work?
#3286 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3287 [19:39] <Scott> Eddie: :D
#3288 [19:39] <mib_d0vndz> mc patcher give me al ink to download it
#3289 [19:39] <joseph> thank you
#3290 [19:40] <mib_d0vndz> plzz
#3291 [19:40] <Scott> I saw comic sans in bold today on a cooler in the grocery store.
#3292 [19:40] <Scott> I facepalm'd.
#3293 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_d0vndz - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-100-11w50aupdate-1216-mcpatcher-hd-fix-230-01/
#3294 [19:40] * sugoi thanks GreyVulpine
#3294 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> Amazing what google can find these days.
#3295 [19:40] * sugoi snickers
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#3300 [19:44] <kermi> when i get on to multiplayer it sais it is not responding is this the game or my connection
#3301 [19:44] <mib_d0vndz> fuck u fuck all u niggers
#3302 [19:44] * AuBot kicked mib_d0vndz from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_d0vndz :Please keep it civil.)
#3303 [19:45] <sugoi> kermi: sounds like the server you are trying to use
#3304 [19:45] <sugoi> are you free to share that server url with us here?
#3305 [19:45] <zenon> ok my problem is that when i tried to download a mod it crashed so i tried to fix it and ended up deleting a bunch of stuff so i need to know how to uninstall and reinstall minecraft but also when i tried to redownload it i clicked run added my info and it said cannot connect game not downloaded
#3306 [19:45] <AndrewPH> oh boy that guy who joined was a badass
#3307 [19:45] <sugoi> haha
#3308 [19:45] <hmw> GreyVulpine: you should have been giving him a lmgtfy link
#3309 [19:45] <tyteen4a03> AndrewPH: :P
#3310 [19:45] <zenon> so can anyone help me
#3311 [19:45] <AndrewPH> i wish i could be that cool some day
#3312 [19:46] <tyteen4a03> zenon: forceupdate?
#3313 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> TOo much effory
#3314 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> effort
#3315 [19:46] <AndrewPH> maybe if I play WoW for 25 hours every day I'll become as cool as him!
#3316 [19:46] <zenon> hello can someone help me with my problem
#3317 [19:46] <tyteen4a03> ??> zenon forceupdate
#3318 [19:46] <hmw> zenon: type %appdata% into your start menu box and delete .minecraft/bin, then start the launcher
#3319 [19:46] <VoxelHead> zenon: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3320 [19:46] <VoxelHead> zenon: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3321 [19:46] <tyteen4a03> hmw: win/reinst/bat
#3322 [19:46] * Thrae [Thrae@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3323 [19:47] <hmw> ??> hmw win/reinst/bat
#3324 [19:47] <VoxelHead> hmw: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3325 [19:47] <VoxelHead> hmw: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3326 [19:47] <zenon> ok ill try that VoxelHead thank you
#3327 [19:48] <VoxelHead> \o
#3328 [19:48] <langkid1> o\
#3329 [19:48] * DopeGhoti observes langkid1'd dislocated shoulder
#3329 [19:48] <langkid1> O_o?
#3330 [19:48] <langkid1> oh lol
#3331 [19:48] <langkid1> o/
#3332 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> \o/
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#3334 [19:49] <langkid1> lol
#3335 [19:49] <langkid1> my dad's gonna wonder why I'm laughing so hard
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#3337 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> If he asks, tell him.
#3338 [19:50] <zenon> I tried and it still didnt work
#3339 [19:50] <AndrewPH> tell him a man on the internet is threatening to kill you if you don't laugh hysterically
#3340 [19:51] <zenon> is anyone going to help?
#3341 [19:52] <zenon> It still says "
#3342 [19:53] <hmw> line intentionally left blank."
#3343 [19:53] <zkxs> ??> zenon win/reinst
#3344 [19:53] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3345 [19:53] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3347 [19:56] <zenon> i kinda accidentally deleted that to but it doesnt matter i didnt have any cool worlds
#3348 [19:56] <hmw> doesnt matter
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#3350 [19:58] <frogmella> i need help can some help me
#3351 [19:58] <zenon> still nothing and on the link you sent me it said cannot find the file specified
#3352 [19:58] <frogmella> hello anyone there?
#3353 [19:59] <zenon> with what do you need help
#3354 [19:59] <frogmella> me and my friedn want to join his server but i will not lewt us trought we should we do?
#3355 [19:59] <tyteen4a03> frogmella: IP Please?
#3356 [19:59] * mib_vja9td [mib_vja9td@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3357 [19:59] <DopeGhoti> first, actually use words.
#3358 [19:59] <mib_vja9td> hel[
#3359 [19:59] <DopeGhoti> then, put them in a sensible order.
#3360 [19:59] <tyteen4a03> zenon: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#3361 [19:59] <mib_vja9td> k.vcxhvks
#3362 [20:00] <mib_vja9td> k.vcxhvks
#3363 [20:00] <mib_vja9td> flf;gsd
#3364 [20:00] <mib_vja9td> df
#3365 [20:00] <mib_vja9td> sfd
#3366 [20:00] <zenon> so when your in minecraft go to multiplayer and direct connect then type his server name
#3367 [20:00] <frogmella> use k.vcxhvks
#3368 [20:00] * VoxelHead kicked mib_vja9td from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_vja9td :Banned: Spamming. See you next week.)
#3369 [20:00] <tyteen4a03> zenon: No, you need to type in his IP
#3370 [20:01] <zenon> so did it work frogmella
#3371 [20:01] <tyteen4a03> frogmella: Server IP please?
#3372 [20:01] <frogmella> brb
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#3374 [20:03] <zenon> ok VoxelHead i tried the force update thing but still nothing and i tried the link you sent me nothing so what should i do now
#3375 [20:03] <frogmella> frogmella
#3376 [20:03] <frogmella> ip is
#3377 [20:04] <frogmella> SOMEONE HELP ME
#3378 [20:04] <frogmella> what should i do
#3379 [20:04] <hmw> wtf is this the day of the Moron?
#3380 [20:04] <DopeGhoti> No, that's 25 December.
#3381 [20:04] <DopeGhoti> Did I type that out loud?
#3382 [20:04] <SimenOlai_> no
#3383 [20:04] <zenon> you guys suck at helping people im out
#3384 [20:05] <hmw> type out what?
#3385 [20:05] <SimenOlai_> there was no ! after it so it wasnt loud
#3386 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> frogmella: what is the hostname or IP address of the server to which you are attempting to connect?
#3387 [20:05] <SimenOlai_> zenon whats your problem
#3388 [20:05] <hmw> zenon: your problem obviously hasn't to do anything with a mod
#3389 [20:05] <frogmella> what should i do me and my freind want to go to his server and it wont let us trought what should we do
#3390 [20:05] <SimenOlai_> zenon whats you problem dude
#3391 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> frogmella: for the fifth collective time: What is the hostname or IP address of the server to which you are attempting to connect?
#3392 [20:06] <hmw> zenon: make sure you have Sun Java 1.6.0_29, update GPU drivers. If this doesn't help, describe the symptom, give exact error message
#3393 [20:06] <tyteen4a03> hmw: *30
#3394 [20:06] <frogmella> one second let me ask my freind
#3395 [20:06] <hmw> 30 already?
#3396 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> why 1.6 ?
#3397 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> i have 1.7 <3 <3
#3398 [20:06] <hmw> it's the recommended version
#3399 [20:06] <tyteen4a03> also, his MC doesn't work after he failed to install a mod (from what I understand)
#3400 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> works great for me
#3401 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/1.7
#3402 [20:06] <zenon> where would i find that info
#3403 [20:06] <VoxelHead> java/1.7: Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#3404 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> it works fine for me
#3405 [20:06] <tyteen4a03> not for everybody
#3406 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> well, not everybody is perfect :D
#3407 [20:07] <hmw> tyteen4a03: if he was able to delete his client, it should work now, so it is not about a mod at all
#3408 [20:07] <zenon> hmw where would i find that info
#3409 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> zenon
#3410 [20:07] <frogmella> ip number is 192.168.0.5
#3411 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> could you tell me your problem
#3412 [20:07] <tyteen4a03> frogmella: That's his internal IP address
#3413 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> frogmella: that's your problem.
#3414 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> you need the WAN address
#3415 [20:07] <hmw> whats that java-test-page factoid?
#3416 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> ?? Ip/wan
#3417 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> no it isnt the problem
#3418 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> ?? Ip/external
#3419 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> didnt he say he played with friends?
#3420 [20:08] <tyteen4a03> hmw: java.com, Do I have Java?
#3421 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> in same house/router ?
#3422 [20:08] <tyteen4a03> frogmella: Ask your friend to go to whatismyip.org, and try to log in with that IP
#3423 [20:08] <frogmella> yes i think i have java
#3424 [20:08] <hmw> tyteen4a03: nope, i mean that factoid (bot command) that would display this:
#3425 [20:08] <hmw> zenon: http://javatester.org/version.html
#3426 [20:08] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#3427 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> frogmella
#3428 [20:08] <tyteen4a03> I dunno
#3429 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> ....
#3430 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> i was right to help him
#3431 [20:08] <tyteen4a03> ask DopeGhoti to add it to the FAQ maybe?
#3432 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> tyteen4a03 ip/external
#3433 [20:09] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03: (ip/external) Places to go to learn your external (WAN) IP address: http://www.ipchicken.com/ http://www.moanmyip.com/ http://www.whatismyip.com/
#3434 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> that FAQ?
#3435 [20:09] <zenon> ok i tried to download the BTW mod and it kept crashing minecraft so i deleted the mod and minecraft whenever i logged on went black so i deleted it and tried to redownload it but it said when i tried to log on it said not downloaded
#3436 [20:09] * Demxy12 [Demxy12@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3437 [20:09] <Demxy12> can anyone help me
#3438 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> hi frogmella
#3439 [20:09] <tyteen4a03> Yes?
#3440 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> i can help you
#3441 [20:10] <DopeGhoti> Demxy12: not if you rely on our telepathy
#3442 [20:10] <hmw> zenon: aah. the minecraft site is having issues today. perghaps try later. has had problems for at least 2 hours now
#3443 [20:10] <hmw> !isup
#3444 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> !isdown
#3445 [20:10] <GreyBot> SimenOlai_: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3446 [20:10] <DopeGhoti> !topic -1
#3447 [20:10] <hmw> gah all those bots
#3448 [20:10] <tyteen4a03> !isdown
#3449 [20:10] <GreyBot> tyteen4a03: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3450 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> demxy12 i can help you
#3451 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> whats your problem
#3452 [20:10] <hmw> DopeGhoti: what about my telepathy?
#3453 [20:10] <zenon> ok im glad thank you hmw thats all i needed to know :-)
#3454 [20:11] <hmw> good luck!
#3455 [20:11] <zenon> ok so should i try again tomorrow
#3456 [20:11] <Demxy12> me and my freinds are having problems trying to join a server what should we do?
#3457 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> are you guys in same house?
#3458 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> or same router?
#3459 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> Demxy12: what is the address of the server to which you are attempting to connect?
#3460 [20:11] <hmw> zenon: One hint: more patience, when in IRC channels... we are moving slow at some times. usually you will not be just ignored
#3461 [20:11] <Demxy12> no
#3462 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> ok Demxy12
#3463 [20:11] <zenon> ok
#3464 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> who hosts the server?
#3465 [20:12] <Demxy12> one second please
#3466 [20:12] <hmw> zenon: or you have such a difficult problem, that really nobody knows an answer ;-)
#3467 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> let me get this DopeGhoti
#3468 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> i got this
#3469 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> :P
#3470 [20:12] <zenon> sorry for flipping out i was just frustrated
#3471 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> zenon most of us have nights now :P
#3472 [20:12] <hmw> np, just giving a hint. you did no wrong here
#3473 [20:13] <Demxy12> ip is 199.186.0.5
#3474 [20:13] <Demxy12> sry 192.186.0.5
#3475 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> i ask again
#3476 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> That's a private IP address.
#3477 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> who hosts the server
#3478 [20:13] <zenon> I guess i just got no sleep at all last night stupid bed was so uncomfertable
#3479 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> Only people inside the house can access that MC server
#3480 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, i got this, relax
#3481 [20:13] * GreyVulpine nods and bows out
#3481 [20:14] <SimenOlai_> Demxy12, i wont help until you answer,, who hosts the server? your friend or you?
#3482 [20:14] <Demxy12> ok so greyvulpine what should i do in order to get in
#3483 [20:14] <SimenOlai_> Demxy12, listen to me, i got this
#3484 [20:14] <SimenOlai_> :D
#3485 [20:14] <Demxy12> ok
#3486 [20:14] <SimenOlai_> just tell me if you or your friend hosts the server
#3487 [20:14] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#3488 [20:14] <VoxelHead> index: See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
#3489 [20:14] <hmw> Demxy12: what we also need to know, do you want to play over the Internet or are you and your friend in the same house?
#3490 [20:14] <tyteen4a03> ?? ip/external
#3491 [20:14] <Demxy12> my friend
#3492 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> HMW SHUT UP I GOT THIS
#3493 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> Easy there SimenOlai_.
#3494 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> ??> SimenOlai_ dont/shout
#3495 [20:15] <Demxy12> i bought i downloaded it
#3496 [20:15] <VoxelHead> SimenOlai_: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#3497 [20:15] * hmw will not be told to shut up. There is a reason, why we don't use PMs
#3497 [20:15] <zenon> man i cant rap my mind around how many people have problems
#3498 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> ok Demxy12 now tell him to go to cmyip.com and you use that ip to join :D
#3499 [20:15] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: care to add whatismyip.org in ip/external?
#3500 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> cmyip.com is the shortest ip finder website :P
#3501 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, raither add cmyip.com
#3502 [20:15] <Demxy12> cmyip.org
#3503 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> .org?
#3504 [20:15] <SimenOlai_> :O
#3505 [20:16] <tyteen4a03> while whatismyip.orgis the most useful one. Just returns your IP, nothing else
#3506 [20:16] <tyteen4a03> while whatismyip.orgis the most useful one. Just returns your IP, nothing else
#3507 [20:16] * Tsunimo [Tsunimo@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3508 [20:16] <SimenOlai_> no it is .com
#3509 [20:16] <SimenOlai_> not .org
#3510 [20:16] <Demxy12> thx you soo much simenOlai
#3511 [20:16] <tyteen4a03> visit whatismyip.org, and you will see what I mean
#3512 [20:16] <Demxy12> SimenOlai
#3513 [20:16] <Demxy12> .com ok thx you
#3514 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> did it work? :D
#3515 [20:17] <zenon> who here is really hungry for some reason
#3516 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> what tyteen4a03
#3517 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> did you see cmyip.com ?
#3518 [20:17] <hmw> well
#3519 [20:17] <Demxy12> thank you
#3520 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> less stuff there
#3521 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> Demxy12, did it work?
#3522 [20:17] <hmw> cmyip is way easier on the download rate than whatsmyip
#3523 [20:17] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: I stick to whatismyip.org, only returns your IP, no ads and crap
#3524 [20:17] <SimenOlai_> cmyip has no ads
#3525 [20:17] <hmw> tyteen4a03: the opposite is true
#3526 [20:17] * Tsunimo [Tsunimo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3527 [20:17] <tyteen4a03> hmw: .ORG
#3528 [20:17] <zenon> who here lives in U
#3529 [20:18] <zenon> TAH
#3530 [20:18] <hmw> yes... that org page is huge, has a menu, and a lot of images
#3531 [20:18] <SimenOlai_> whatsmyip.org has very much else
#3532 [20:18] <tyteen4a03> http://whatismyip.org/
#3533 [20:18] <tyteen4a03> are you sure you went to the right website?
#3534 [20:18] <hmw> and doesnt work without scripting
#3535 [20:18] <hmw> yes, but re-rechecking
#3536 [20:18] <SimenOlai_> tyteen4a03, have you been on cmyip.com ?
#3537 [20:18] <tyteen4a03> no
#3538 [20:18] <hmw> ahaa
#3539 [20:18] <SimenOlai_> you will see how much better it is
#3540 [20:19] <tyteen4a03> hmw: see what I mean now? :P
#3541 [20:19] <hmw> its not whatsmyip but your page is whatismyip
#3542 [20:19] <tyteen4a03> it really only returns your IP
#3543 [20:19] <SimenOlai_> whatsmyip.org has f****** much more shit
#3544 [20:19] <SimenOlai_> tyteen4a03, whatsmyip.org has very much on it
#3545 [20:19] <hmw> tyteen4a03: didn't know, that there were two almost similarly named pages
#3546 [20:19] <tyteen4a03> lol
#3547 [20:19] <zenon> hey no need so swear SimenOlai_
#3548 [20:19] <SimenOlai_> YES IT IS
#3549 [20:19] <hmw> spammers everywhere
#3550 [20:20] <zenon> No its not
#3551 [20:20] <SimenOlai_> he says cmyip.com sucks when he hasnt been on it
#3552 [20:20] <tyteen4a03> I didn't say it sucks, I just stick to http://whatismyip.org/
#3553 [20:20] <hmw> ^
#3554 [20:20] <SimenOlai_> whatsmyip.org returns lot of more shit than cmyip.com
#3555 [20:20] <hmw> SimenOlai_: look closer
#3556 [20:20] <tyteen4a03> what I smyip.org
#3557 [20:20] <hmw> tperhaps CLICK that link
#3558 [20:20] <SimenOlai_> yeah
#3559 [20:20] <tyteen4a03> lol hmw, habit there :P
#3560 [20:21] <SimenOlai_> whatismyip.org
#3561 [20:21] <SimenOlai_> very much there
#3562 [20:21] <hmw> it's not "whatsmyip" but "whatismyip" didnt get it at first, too
#3563 [20:21] <zenon> who here is hungry
#3564 [20:21] <SimenOlai_> i didnt say whatsmyip.org D:
#3565 [20:21] <SimenOlai_> whatismyip.org is down anyway
#3566 [20:21] <hmw> well whatismyip.org returns ONLY the IP, no HTML, no nothing
#3567 [20:21] <SimenOlai_> Feil 101 (net::ERR_CONNECTION_RESET)
#3568 [20:21] <Tsunimo> Could someone here help me with why my Minecraft is ignoring Flan's Planes mod? No errors, just acts as if it isn't installed.
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#3570 [20:22] <tyteen4a03> Tsunimo: You might need to reinstall it, or correctly configure it
#3571 [20:22] <SimenOlai_> whatismyip.org has html
#3572 [20:22] <zenon> well Minecraft is acting weird today so try again tomorrow
#3573 [20:22] <hmw> Tsunimo: this channel only supports vanilla Minecraft. For mod support go to the forum for that mod (or thread on minecraftforums)
#3574 [20:22] <tyteen4a03> #risucraft
#3575 [20:22] <tyteen4a03> talking to creator of flan's mod right now
#3576 [20:23] <Tsunimo> ok.
#3577 [20:23] <Tsunimo> ok.
#3578 [20:23] * Tsunimo [Tsunimo@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3579 [20:23] <tyteen4a03> well...
#3580 [20:23] * tyteen4a03 goes to breakfast
#3580 [20:23] <SimenOlai_> breakfast
#3581 [20:23] <zenon> Tsunimo Have you deleted the HM file thing i cant remember the full name but it is all caps
#3582 [20:23] <SimenOlai_> its 2:23 am here xDD
#3583 [20:23] <tyteen4a03> [09:22] * Tsunimo (webchat@c-71-231-166-248.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has left #minecrafthelp
#3584 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> what about that
#3585 [20:24] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: 9:23 AM, GMT+*
#3586 [20:24] <tyteen4a03> 8
#3587 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> i said here
#3588 [20:24] <zenon> Who here is from UTAH because i am
#3589 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> LOL
#3590 [20:24] <tyteen4a03> well, that's my time...
#3591 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> gmt+*
#3592 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> gmt + forever
#3593 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> xD
#3594 [20:24] <tyteen4a03> nope
#3595 [20:24] <tyteen4a03> gmt+everywhere
#3596 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> gmt+all*
#3597 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> :P
#3598 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> waaaaaaait
#3599 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> gmt + 8 ?
#3600 [20:25] <zenon> MT zone for me
#3601 [20:25] <tyteen4a03> yup
#3602 [20:25] <SimenOlai_> isnt that like australia?
#3603 [20:25] <zenon> me
#3604 [20:25] <tyteen4a03> australia, perth, china
#3605 [20:25] <SimenOlai_> so where you live
#3606 [20:25] <tyteen4a03> I live in Hong Kong
#3607 [20:25] <SimenOlai_> aww
#3608 [20:25] <SimenOlai_> was going to ask how it was with summer
#3609 [20:25] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3610 [20:25] * mib_6xvv9h [mib_6xvv9h@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3611 [20:25] <SimenOlai_> but no australia D: D: D:
#3612 [20:25] <zenon> Im starving but were having madox burgers tonight for dinner
#3613 [20:26] * tyteen4a03 really heads off for brekfast
#3613 [20:26] <SimenOlai_> whats brekfast
#3614 [20:26] <tyteen4a03> steak + eggs + drinks
#3615 [20:26] <zenon> Its freezing in Utah im so cold
#3616 [20:26] <SimenOlai_> what grade is it? celsius
#3617 [20:27] <zenon> and im in two shirts and a blanket so cold
#3618 [20:27] <SimenOlai_> answer me
#3619 [20:27] <tyteen4a03> 15C I think
#3620 [20:27] <SimenOlai_> in utah !?!?!?!?
#3621 [20:27] <Jocelyn> Hi i just bought minecraft and when i try to run in it says error disk drive? and when i go into control panel it says my disk drives are updated. how do i fix this?!
#3622 [20:27] <zenon> yea i live in Utah in the USA
#3623 [20:28] <tyteen4a03> Jocelyn: How much disk space do you have?
#3624 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> zenon
#3625 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> answer me
#3626 [20:28] <Jocelyn> how do you tell?
#3627 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> lol
#3628 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> go to ''my computer''
#3629 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> yours not my
#3630 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> :D
#3631 [20:28] <tyteen4a03> Jocelyn: XP or 7?
#3632 [20:28] <Jocelyn> 7
#3633 [20:28] <zenon> and Jocelyn minecraft has been down for a while so just give it untill tomorow i have the same problem
#3634 [20:28] <tyteen4a03> Start Menu, Computer
#3635 [20:28] <Jocelyn> 257 gb
#3636 [20:28] <tyteen4a03> remaining?
#3637 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> available or used?
#3638 [20:28] <Jocelyn> yes.
#3639 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> giga bit?
#3640 [20:29] <tyteen4a03> Jocelyn: Can you give us the exact error?
#3641 [20:29] <Jocelyn> avalible
#3642 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> you said small b
#3643 [20:29] <zenon> and what did you want me to answer SimenOlai_
#3644 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> how hot/cold is it...
#3645 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> in celsius
#3646 [20:29] <Jocelyn> yes hold on
#3647 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> [02:26:54] <SimenOlai_> what grade is it? celsius
#3648 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> [02:29:16] <SimenOlai_> in celsius
#3649 [20:29] <zenon> umm one sec
#3650 [20:29] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: For most people, B and b stands for the same thing
#3651 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> but they are dumb
#3652 [20:29] <Jocelyn> heres exactly what it says when i try to run it.
#3653 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> :D
#3654 [20:29] <tyteen4a03> no need to pick on them
#3655 [20:29] <SimenOlai_> yes
#3656 [20:29] <Jocelyn> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 12/22/11 8:29 PM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows Vista (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_0
#3657 [20:29] * mib_j09tzt [mib_j09tzt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3658 [20:30] <tyteen4a03> Jocelyn: Please use pastebin.com
#3659 [20:30] <SimenOlai_> thats not disk fail ?
#3660 [20:30] <SimenOlai_> wow wow
#3661 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> it says right in the message, Jocelyn: "This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers."
#3662 [20:30] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: Please don't insult people, you are not the smartest one here
#3663 [20:30] <SimenOlai_> he lied
#3664 [20:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> Jocelyn win/dxdiag
#3665 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Jocelyn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3666 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Jocelyn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3667 [20:30] <SimenOlai_> Windows Vista (x86)
#3668 [20:30] <zenon> -4 degrees celsius
#3669 [20:30] <Jocelyn> http://pastebin.com/cXE2yz3D
#3670 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> SimenOlai_: you might want to familiarize yourself with this:
#3671 [20:30] <tyteen4a03> SimenOlai_: It's not like you would know everything in the world. Please stop with the attitude
#3672 [20:30] <SimenOlai_> [02:28:30] <Jocelyn> 7
#3673 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> ??>> SimenOlai_ index
#3674 [20:31] <zenon> got that SimenOlai_
#3675 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> ??> Jocelyn win/dxdiag
#3676 [20:31] <VoxelHead> Jocelyn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3677 [20:31] <SimenOlai_> also Java: 1.6.0_0
#3678 [20:31] <VoxelHead> Jocelyn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3679 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> Joyce: Please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3680 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> Java: 1.6.0_03, Sun Microsystems Inc.
#3681 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> well...
#3682 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> 27 updates behind :P
#3683 [20:31] <SimenOlai_> says 0
#3684 [20:31] <SimenOlai_> not 03
#3685 [20:31] <SimenOlai_> D:
#3686 [20:31] <tyteen4a03> http://pastebin.com/cXE2yz3D
#3687 [20:31] <Jocelyn> http://pastebin.com/cXE2yz3D
#3688 [20:32] <zenon> SimenOlai_ did you see how cold it is
#3689 [20:32] <tyteen4a03> Jocelyn: hang on
#3690 [20:32] <tyteen4a03> Joycelyn: No, I don't need this
#3691 [20:32] <SimenOlai_> you call that cold?!??!!?!?
#3692 [20:32] <tyteen4a03> Joycelyn: Instead, we need a dxdiag report from your computer
#3693 [20:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> Joycelyn win/dxdiag
#3694 [20:32] <VoxelHead> Joycelyn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3695 [20:32] <VoxelHead> Joycelyn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3696 [20:32] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: can you help Joycelyn? I need my food :(
#3697 [20:32] <SimenOlai_> it's so hot here that I sweat
#3698 [20:33] <tyteen4a03> hmw?
#3699 [20:33] <hmw> yes
#3700 [20:33] <SimenOlai_> ill go down and check the temperateur
#3701 [20:33] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Can you help Joycelyn?
#3702 [20:33] <hmw> taking a look
#3703 [20:33] <tyteen4a03> hmw: she needs to update her display card drivers, still waiting for her dxdiag
#3704 [20:33] <zenon> yea its freezing
#3705 [20:33] <hmw> ok taking over
#3706 [20:34] <Jocelyn> http://pastebin.com/ZTSaGJnN
#3707 [20:34] <hmw> everything below 10°C is freezing. Temperatures below 0° are against human rights
#3708 [20:35] <zenon> well its 25 degrees ferinhieght
#3709 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> WTF
#3710 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> I JUST WENT DOWN
#3711 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> ITS 9 DEGREES CELSIUS
#3712 [20:36] <zenon> hmm
#3713 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, how is it that hot ?!?!?!!
#3714 [20:36] <hmw> hmm i am too stupid to figure out, what card Jocelyn has in fact, i only see, it's an intel card
#3715 [20:36] <zenon> cool i hate cold weather
#3716 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> i love cold weather
#3717 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> WAAAAAIT 9 degrees
#3718 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> 1 day left to christmas eve
#3719 [20:37] <zenon> im more who likes to go boating a lot
#3720 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> MEANS NO SNOW :'( :'(
#3721 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> i hate summer kinda
#3722 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> stupid allergic
#3723 [20:37] <zenon> we have lots of snow here
#3724 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> lucky
#3725 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> we had snow 2 days ago
#3726 [20:37] <zenon> no
#3727 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> then it melted away
#3728 [20:37] <Jocelyn> :/
#3729 [20:38] <zenon> i hate cold wheater its to cold
#3730 [20:38] <SimenOlai_> is it cold now?
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#3732 [20:38] <SimenOlai_> what is the normal heat where you live in summer?
#3733 [20:38] <hmw> Jocelyn: something's missing in your dxdiag report
#3734 [20:38] <SimenOlai_> 30 celsius? XD
#3735 [20:39] <Jocelyn> what am i suppose to do?
#3736 [20:39] <SimenOlai_> go sleep :D
#3737 [20:39] <hmw> Jocelyn: Looks like you haven't copied the whole text to pastebin. Open the report file in the text editor, press CTRL+A ("select all") and copy this to pastebin, pls
#3738 [20:39] <hmw> Jocelyn: should start with -------------------- (NewLine) System Information (NewLine) -------------------
#3739 [20:40] <zenon> 90 degrees ferinheight
#3740 [20:40] <Jocelyn> http://pastebin.com/KK3V36yJ
#3741 [20:40] <hmw> what... voxelhead is mad at me because i used some --- ?
#3742 [20:40] <hmw> how is that "rude"?
#3743 [20:40] <zenon> ok SimenOlai_
#3744 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> seriously
#3745 [20:41] <zenon> what
#3746 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> 90
#3747 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> thats f****** hot
#3748 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> we are lucky if we get 23 degrees celsius xDD
#3749 [20:42] <zenon> yea i love it its so nice to go boating in that kind of heat
#3750 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> 73 fahrenheit
#3751 [20:43] <Jocelyn> ..
#3752 [20:44] <hmw> ...
#3753 [20:44] <Jocelyn> http://pastebin.com/KK3V36yJ
#3754 [20:44] <SimenOlai_> im going to bed at 3
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#3756 [20:45] <hmw> Jocelyn: this will take a minute of 4
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#3758 [20:46] <Jocelyn> okay.
#3759 [20:48] <hmw> Jocelyn: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20601&ProdId=2973&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20%2864-bit%29*&DownloadType=Drivers
#3760 [20:48] <hmw> Jocelyn: I haven't been following your previous conversation. I understand, you need to update your graphic card's drivers?
#3761 [20:49] <Jocelyn> when i try to run minecraft it says i have a disk drive error.
#3762 [20:49] <hmw> Jocelyn: you posted a different error message before
#3763 [20:50] <hmw> doesnt say anything about the disk... are you having 2 different errors?
#3764 [20:50] <zenon> no thats the same
#3765 [20:50] <Jocelyn> i don't know. all i know is it says i have a disk drive error.
#3766 [20:51] <hmw> Jocelyn: you posted an error message before, which is about video drivers. Please give me the exact error message about the disk. Is it a normal Windows-window, that tells you this?
#3767 [20:52] <Jocelyn> well i downloaded minecraft and i run everything and i click my minecraft file it goes to a black screen and says an error message. do you want to see the whole error message?
#3768 [20:53] <hmw> (02:30:19 AM) Jocelyn: Bad video card drivers! Minecraft was unable to start because...
#3769 [20:53] <hmw> I'd recommend, you install the drivers from the intel page, i linked before.
#3770 [20:53] <hmw> Jocelyn: ^
#3771 [20:53] <Jocelyn> okay.
#3772 [20:54] <Jocelyn> i'll try it
#3773 [20:54] <hmw> good luck!
#3774 [20:54] <hmw> Jocelyn: type my name, so I can hear, when you are talking to me again
#3775 [20:54] <Jocelyn> okay.
#3776 [20:57] <Jocelyn> hmw do i check the "automatically run winsat and enable windows aero desktop theme"?
#3777 [20:57] <hmw> I don't know winsat (let me google it), but I wouldn't install it probably. Stand by.
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#3779 [21:01] <Jocelyn> hmw what does it say?
#3780 [21:01] <hmw> Jocelyn: I am a bit unconfident, I don't use Windows really. That WinSAT is a tool to check out details about your graphics card. SHould be safe to install. ...
#3781 [21:01] <hmw> What they mean by "enabling desktop theme", I am not so sure. Perhaps they just give you new fancy window colors, or they mean to enable Aero. It is irrelevant to Minecraft. I'd activate it.
#3782 [21:02] <Jocelyn> I'll just not check it and if it makes a difference in the end i'll reinstall
#3783 [21:02] <hmw> good idea
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#3786 [21:04] <Jocelyn> it says i need to restart the computer for changes to take effect. i'll be back
#3787 [21:04] <hmw> see you
#3788 [21:05] <SimenOlai_> byeee
#3789 [21:07] <_0riginaI> Hyeee
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#3791 [21:08] <Jocelyn> hmw THANK YOUUU!
#3792 [21:08] <hmw> wb Jocelyn does it work?
#3793 [21:09] <hmw> hah sounds good
#3794 [21:09] <hmw> yw
#3795 [21:09] * GreyVulpine gives hmw a gold star.
#3795 [21:09] <Jocelyn> haha, :)
#3796 [21:09] <Jocelyn> byee!
#3797 [21:09] <hmw> bye have fun
#3798 [21:10] <hmw> Hmm... where do I put that golden star...
#3799 [21:10] <zenon> mmmmmmm food
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#3801 [21:11] <hmw> Got it... i'll stick it on top of my pencil... then I will be able to do the Harry Potter.
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#3805 [21:17] <tutman> Fatal error(4): Access is denied: connect
#3806 [21:18] <hmw> tutman: sounds like firewall blocking
#3807 [21:18] <tutman> Ah
#3808 [21:18] <tutman> so i just disabled my norton firewakk
#3809 [21:18] <tutman> firewall
#3810 [21:18] <hmw> i want a wakk too lol
#3811 [21:19] <hmw> wakks every hacker trying to penetrate it
#3812 [21:19] <tutman> and it didn't
#3813 [21:19] <tutman> wirj
#3814 [21:19] <tutman> work
#3815 [21:19] <hmw> hmm
#3816 [21:19] <tutman> i disabled read only
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#3818 [21:20] <hmw> try testing it with the FW completely disabled
#3819 [21:20] <tutman> ok
#3820 [21:21] <tutman> still won't work
#3821 [21:21] <hmw> that error came from MC, right?
#3822 [21:21] <tutman> Yeah
#3823 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> Could be either java 7, or firewall
#3824 [21:22] <hmw> might be a wrong java version. Make sure, you are using Sun Java 1.6.0_30
#3825 [21:22] <tutman> Well i installed java 7
#3826 [21:22] <hmw> this will be the cause
#3827 [21:22] <tutman> How do i downgrade
#3828 [21:23] <hmw> hmm... anyone?
#3829 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> windows control panel?
#3830 [21:23] <hmw> deinstall, download correct version, install
#3831 [21:23] <tutman> mabye
#3832 [21:23] <hmw> I really need to get hands on a W7 disc
#3833 [21:23] <hmw> mine won't run in my VM :(
#3834 [21:24] <nontechmom> I bought Minecraft or my son & I'm trying to make it work. It's saying I might need to update the video card drivers. I have no idea how to do that...
#3835 [21:24] <hmw> ??> nontechmom win/dxdiag
#3836 [21:24] <VoxelHead> nontechmom: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3837 [21:24] <VoxelHead> nontechmom: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#3839 [21:25] <hmw> voxel/head's owner: I suggest you put in CTRL+A in that factoid somehow
#3840 [21:25] <hmw> who is controlling it?
#3841 [21:25] <tutman> or could i just uninstall the java 7 update?
#3842 [21:25] <hmw> tutman: Not sure, you could try
#3843 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> You can try uninstalling just 7, but if it still doesn't work, uninstall all java, reinstall only 6
#3844 [21:26] <hmw> tutman: if it won't work, you still can deinstall and do a clean, new install
#3845 [21:26] <tutman> I LOVE YOU ALL
#3846 [21:26] <tutman> IT WORKED!
#3847 [21:26] <hmw> hahah that was quick. The Internet loves you, too!
#3848 [21:29] * mib_s9j1bv [mib_s9j1bv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3849 [21:30] <mib_s9j1bv> i need help with running my game
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#3851 [21:30] <Scott> mib_s9j1bv: you might want to explain more!
#3852 [21:31] <mib_s9j1bv> it says something is wrong with my video card driver.
#3853 [21:31] <Scott> windows?
#3854 [21:31] <mib_s9j1bv> yes windows
#3855 [21:32] <mib_s9j1bv> how can i update my video card?
#3856 [21:33] <hmw> mib_s9j1bv: We need to know, what card you have. Do this:
#3857 [21:33] <hmw> ??> mib_s9j1bv win/dxdiag
#3858 [21:33] <VoxelHead> mib_s9j1bv: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3859 [21:33] <VoxelHead> mib_s9j1bv: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3860 [21:33] <hmw> nontechmom: are you still alive?
#3861 [21:34] <hmw> hmm... lost in hyperspace, it seems
#3862 [21:34] <nontechmom> I'm trying... what is the IRC channel?
#3863 [21:34] <hmw> this channel here *G*
#3864 [21:35] <nontechmom> I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not very tech savvy...I have everything copied to pastebin...now what?
#3865 [21:36] <hmw> i need the link. On top of your browser window, there is the address, starting with http://... Please paste this link here
#3866 [21:36] <nontechmom> http://pastebin.com/S907Ew2g
#3867 [21:36] <nontechmom> you mean that?
#3868 [21:37] <hmw> yes ... lol it says "NWAKEINKB-WIN7" but you have WinXP
#3869 [21:37] <mib_s9j1bv> rhttp://pastebin.com/jfZkKtfT
#3870 [21:37] <nontechmom> ok...
#3871 [21:38] <hmw> uh... that's how your computer is named, so I think it's funny.
#3872 [21:38] <hmw> mib_s9j1bv: stand by
#3873 [21:38] <nontechmom> It's my work computer...I didn't set it up myself
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#3875 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> nontechmom - You have a Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series video chipset, on Windows XP, with drivers dated 3/5/2009. Updated video drivers for your system can be found at: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20699&ProdId=2991&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20XP%20%20*&DownloadType=
#3876 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Just download that and install it
#3877 [21:39] <nontechmom> ok, I'll try
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#3881 [21:40] <Scott> mib_s9j1bv: Download and install this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/18774/a08/winxp_14374.exe
#3882 [21:40] <nontechmom> should I run or save?
#3883 [21:40] <tyteen4a03> Run
#3884 [21:40] <hmw> ok
#3885 [21:41] <hmw> LOL
#3886 [21:41] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3887 [21:41] <hmw> nontechmom: save, then doubleclick
#3888 [21:41] <hmw> nontechmom: save it to your Desktop perhaps, so you will find it easier
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#3890 [21:42] <nontechmom> ok, it's still loading
#3891 [21:42] <hmw> tyteen4a03: If you choose "run" it might be stored in some temp dir, and even deleted after execution. That might be bad. So I always recommend saving to Desktop.
#3892 [21:42] <MeguhTron> I'm playing on a laptop currently, and I begin to play MineCraft, but after about 5-6 minutes of playing, my laptop just shuts off. Doesn't do it with any other game (World of Warcraft, Mech Warrior, or any other). Any ideas why it does this?
#3893 [21:43] <nontechmom> well I already chose run...so what should I do?
#3894 [21:43] <Scott> MeguhTron: Overheating probably
#3895 [21:43] <hmw> MeguhTron: Might be overheating, MC isn't programmed very efficiently. Try using the "Power Saver" option in the graphic settings
#3896 [21:43] <MeguhTron> I already tried to put it all on lowest power settings.
#3897 [21:44] <tyteen4a03> nontechmom: Ignore hmw
#3898 [21:44] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Well, you can always redownload
#3899 [21:44] <Scott> I figure overheating or faulty hardware.
#3900 [21:44] <hmw> tyteen4a03: only if you have flat rate man
#3901 [21:44] <hmw> I am just going the safe way... has always payed off ;-)
#3902 [21:44] <Scott> Like 15mb is going to matter.
#3903 [21:44] <nontechmom> I got an error message, says "the driver being installed is not valid for this computer.please obtain appropriate driver from computer manufacturer. Set will exit"
#3904 [21:45] <hmw> MeguhTron: Performance: Power Saver, too?
#3905 [21:45] <MeguhTron> Yes.
#3906 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> Scott: did he gave you an dxdiag?
#3907 [21:45] <Scott> nontechmom: Your manufacturer prevents you from installing drivers that aren't from them. Hold on.
#3908 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> oh
#3909 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> nvm
#3910 [21:45] <nontechmom> how many different people am I talking to??
#3911 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> ??> nontechmom only/you
#3912 [21:45] <VoxelHead> nontechmom: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3913 [21:45] <VoxelHead> nontechmom: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3914 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> ignore most of the parts, just read the figures
#3915 [21:45] <hmw> MeguhTron: Find a tool, that shows you the temperatures and look, if they are going too high. You could also try to make space below your notebook for better cooling (like two pencils)
#3916 [21:46] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Speccy
#3917 [21:46] <hmw> ??
#3918 [21:46] <MeguhTron> I have a fan system under my laptop.
#3919 [21:46] <tyteen4a03> hmw: It's a tool to show overall computer info, including temperature
#3920 [21:46] <hmw> MeguhTron: that sounds bad
#3921 [21:46] <tyteen4a03> made by Piriform too :)
#3922 [21:46] <MeguhTron> Has about 3 inches of clearance.
#3923 [21:46] <hmw> ah thxt
#3924 [21:46] <nontechmom> so a lot of people are answering my questions? how do I know who is right?
#3925 [21:47] <hmw> Scott: if it is like 100MB like the ATI drivers, and you are using prepaid internet, this might get expensive
#3926 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> nontechmom - You've already been told the solution. Download the driver from intel's site that you were provided and install it
#3927 [21:47] <Scott> nontechmom: Download "Intel High-Definition (HD) Graphics Driver with Turbo Boost Technology" from http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/SoftwareIndex.jsp?lang=en&cc=us&prodNameId=3934829&prodTypeId=321957&prodSeriesId=3934828&swLang=13&taskId=135&swEnvOID=1093#11360
#3928 [21:47] <Scott> GreyVulpine: HP blocks the install
#3929 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> Ah, bah
#3930 [21:47] <hmw> is someone waiting for a response from me?
#3931 [21:48] <MeguhTron> So I should not be using the fan system that I bought for my laptop?
#3932 [21:48] <nontechmom> is there a driver from HP I can install?
#3933 [21:48] <Scott> nontechmom: If you read, I linked you.
#3934 [21:48] <nontechmom> ok will try that one
#3935 [21:48] <hmw> MeguhTron: it's ok, but the symptom looks like overheating.
#3936 [21:48] <hmw> MeguhTron: it just powers off?
#3937 [21:49] <MeguhTron> Completely.
#3938 [21:49] <MeguhTron> But, I can run games such as World of Warcraft, Mech Warrior, Diablo(when I don't have internet lol), without a problem.
#3939 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> None of which is as intensive as Minecraft, unfortunately.
#3940 [21:50] <hmw> MeguhTron: checking Speccy for you
#3941 [21:51] <hmw> MeguhTron: does it get really slow before shutting down?
#3942 [21:51] <MeguhTron> Nope, just shuts down instantly, without a warning.
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#3944 [21:52] <hmw> MeguhTron: http://dl.cdn.chip.de/downloads/7376125/speccysetup114.exe?1324608276-1324615776-19052e-B-59db50973b7f373a1b7260d5dbeae8a2.exe
#3945 [21:52] <hmw> MeguhTron: this will allow you to monitor your temperatures
#3946 [21:52] <MeguhTron> Alright, thanks.
#3947 [21:52] * Scott cries.
#3947 [21:52] <hmw> MeguhTron: uncheck the option to install this google chrome stuff
#3948 [21:52] <Scott> The Apple store is unavailable.
#3949 [21:53] <Poketoa> Achievement question: For On A Rail, does it work if you stop without leaving the minecart, then continue by pressing a button?
#3950 [21:53] <Poketoa> Yes, I mean with powered rails
#3951 [21:53] <hmw> i made a simple "station" like that, it should work. Or is "For On A Rail" something specific like a mod?
#3952 [21:54] <Poketoa> On A Rail is the achievement.
#3953 [21:54] <hmw> ah
#3954 [21:54] <MeguhTron> What should my laptop be running at? (Temp wise)
#3955 [21:54] <Poketoa> herpderp lol
#3956 [21:54] <hmw> not sure, what you want to know. If the achievement will be got?
#3957 [21:54] <Poketoa> Yes.
#3958 [21:55] <Poketoa> If you go 1000 km without leaving the minecart, even if the cart stops.
#3959 [21:55] <Poketoa> Does it work?
#3960 [21:55] <hmw> MeguhTron: anything above 90°C would make me pretty nervous
#3961 [21:55] <hmw> 90 still too high, but that seems to be common nowadays
#3962 [21:55] <MeguhTron> its at 68C right now..
#3963 [21:55] <hmw> that should be OK
#3964 [21:55] <MeguhTron> but, I do not have MC up
#3965 [21:55] <hmw> watch it rise, while you play
#3966 [21:55] <Poketoa> A tip for you
#3967 [21:56] <Poketoa> If you don't have a specific laptop cooler or something
#3968 [21:56] <Poketoa> take one of those cylindrical oscillating fans
#3969 [21:56] <Poketoa> Make it not oscillate (not turn)
#3970 [21:56] <Poketoa> and set it on its side next to your computer
#3971 [21:56] <Poketoa> That's what I'm doing lol
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#3974 [21:57] <hmw> not turning? sounds a bit ineffective
#3975 [21:57] <MeguhTron> I have this Targus cooling plate thing that I bought for it a while back. Not sure if its helping.
#3976 [21:57] <Poketoa> nonono
#3977 [21:57] <Poketoa> oscillating fan: a fan that turns
#3978 [21:57] <Poketoa> therefore
#3979 [21:57] <hmw> well... i think, that is the nature of a fan
#3980 [21:57] <Poketoa> Make the fan not turn and lay it on its side
#3981 [21:57] <jonny9812> I have an issue. I do not have my old email, i switched recently, and my account's password has been changed. What do i do to get my account back?
#3982 [21:57] <Poketoa> no
#3983 [21:57] <hmw> so it lays inactive on the side? don't get your point
#3984 [21:57] <Poketoa> The ones that turn left and right as they blow
#3985 [21:58] <Poketoa> oscillating fans turn left and right as they blow
#3986 [21:58] <hmw> oh... never seen such
#3987 [21:58] <Poketoa> ...
#3988 [21:58] <MeguhTron> 88C right now running it...
#3989 [21:58] <hmw> jonny9812: I think you're screwed
#3990 [21:58] <hmw> :(
#3991 [21:58] <jonny9812> :<
#3992 [21:58] <Poketoa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KAeVt5WUU example of a "normal" oscillating fan
#3993 [21:59] <jonny9812> I paid 30$ for this game and i had a server with dblocks and everything. Then when i go to login, it doesnt work :<
#3994 [21:59] <jonny9812> It makes me wanna rage.
#3995 [21:59] <hmw> aah
#3996 [21:59] <hmw> lol
#3997 [21:59] <hmw> of course
#3998 [21:59] <hmw> jonny9812: did you perhaps use a pirated version before buying?
#3999 [21:59] <MeguhTron> Ok, so I monitored it for a bit, like 30 seconds, and it was reaching 92C as i was playing.
#4000 [21:59] <Poketoa> example of what I'm using: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=oscillating+desk+fan&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=952656968463289757&sa=X&ei=ju7zTpWGK8mkiQLXvKy8Dg&ved=0CIIBEPMCMAA
#4001 [21:59] <jonny9812> Of course not :D
#4002 [22:00] <jonny9812> I played classic version
#4003 [22:00] <jonny9812> loved it
#4004 [22:00] <hmw> ic
#4005 [22:00] <jonny9812> bought full version
#4006 [22:00] <jonny9812> switched emails, now this :<
#4007 [22:00] <hmw> Today I learned, that you can't even change your email address
#4008 [22:00] <Poketoa> @Meguh yeah, looks like your fan sucks
#4009 [22:00] <jonny9812> For minecrafT?
#4010 [22:00] <jonny9812> thats retarded man...
#4011 [22:00] <jonny9812> now i cant send myself an email to know what it is :C
#4012 [22:01] <hmw> so if you can't proove, that you are you, by using the "forgot password" option (which sends a new one to your email), i see no option
#4013 [22:01] <jonny9812> D:
#4014 [22:01] <jonny9812> Noooooooooooo!!!!
#4015 [22:01] <hmw> hmm
#4016 [22:01] <MeguhTron> So, what would you guys recommend for me to do?
#4017 [22:01] <hmw> how did you loose your password?
#4018 [22:02] <jonny9812> It was packers
#4019 [22:02] <jonny9812> idc it doesnt work now
#4020 [22:02] <hmw> MeguhTron: I'd be interested in the peak temp before shut off
#4021 [22:02] <jonny9812> Its been a month since i changed
#4022 [22:02] <jonny9812> and now it wont work
#4023 [22:02] <jonny9812> I didnt change it,
#4024 [22:02] <jonny9812> and i dont share the acc with anyone.
#4025 [22:02] <MeguhTron> Let me add this to my favorites, i'll be back in a bit.
#4026 [22:03] <hmw> jonny9812: you moved?
#4027 [22:03] <Poketoa> Any others have input for On A Rail?
#4028 [22:03] <MeguhTron> Gonna go play for a bit while monitoring the temp
#4029 [22:03] <jonny9812> No just changed my email. Was ful of junk and spam
#4030 [22:03] <MeguhTron> Until it shuts off. ROfl
#4031 [22:03] <hmw> i wonder, why you can't login anymore
#4032 [22:04] <hmw> Poketoa: I don't understand the question really. Do you want to know, if you can use a button to make a station, and you want to continue the journey, or do you...
#4033 [22:04] <hmw> mean to get the achievement by this method? 1) it is possible 2) try it
#4034 [22:05] <Poketoa> Okay, so as you go down my track, there's parts where the cart will automatically stop because of unpowered rails that are activated by buttons.
#4035 [22:05] <hmw> ah
#4036 [22:05] <Poketoa> Will those stops affect me?
#4037 [22:05] <hmw> yes, but you won't be able to continue this way...
#4038 [22:05] <hmw> make a 1m block with normal rail on it, surround it by 2 powerd rails (the diagonal ones) and connect them to the button
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#4040 [22:06] <Poketoa> Well no
#4041 [22:06] <Poketoa> What I have is a small dip down and back up where it stips
#4042 [22:06] <hmw> Poketoa: I am using powered rails in my mines, to prevent my carts from drifting off
#4043 [22:06] <Poketoa> stops*
#4044 [22:07] <hmw> this way you need to use 2 vertical "braking" rails, since you never know exactly, how fast you are coming in
#4045 [22:07] <jonny9812> So there is no way to fix my account?
#4046 [22:07] <hmw> the upward version is simpler/more reliable, but in principle the same
#4047 [22:08] <hmw> jonny9812: I am really sorry to say, but I think so. You might try to contact mojang, but they won't do anything about "stolen" accounts
#4048 [22:08] <jonny9812> Omfg. Thanks though. You have answered my questions :>
#4049 [22:09] <hmw> wait... he payed $30??
#4050 [22:09] <hmw> Poketoa: wanna visit my server and test it together?
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#4052 [22:09] <wannabemac> Hello.
#4053 [22:11] <hmw> wb
#4054 [22:14] <wannabemac> Muhhhhahahaha
#4055 [22:14] <wannabemac> Crap minecraft froze...
#4056 [22:14] <hmw> Did anything new happen, too?
#4057 [22:14] <wannabemac> ?
#4058 [22:15] <hmw> Well... freezing MC isn't quite spectacular news, right?
#4059 [22:15] <wannabemac> I guess...
#4060 [22:15] <hmw> i was trying to be sarcastic, but I guess, I blew it
#4061 [22:16] <wannabemac> fack it did it again
#4062 [22:16] <hmw> nah.. the games runs fairly stable indeed. It crashes perhaps once a day or so, which is good enough for a online game client
#4063 [22:16] <hmw> *game ... It's more the glitches, that make me cry. Don't use pistons to create PEZ mine cart dispenser stations, if you dislike mine carts to sink into the ground
#4064 [22:17] <hmw> i found mine carts down at bedrock level once
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#4066 [22:18] <hmw> If it weren't for this specific glitch, my station would be pretty cool
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#4068 [22:19] <hmw> Or things like it loads distant chunks first while refusing to load the chunk next to you (except you walk into it)...
#4069 [22:19] <hmw> but to me, there is no real show-stopper
#4070 [22:21] <Bug> Can Minecraft be played on a Mac? Is it compatible with the operating system?
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#4072 [22:21] <tyteen4a03> Bug: Yes
#4073 [22:21] <hmw> Bug: but not the Classic version
#4074 [22:21] <wannabemac> Yes, its one of the few good games that can be.
#4075 [22:22] <Bug> why not the classic version? and whats the difference?
#4076 [22:22] <tyteen4a03> Bug: classic version is pure-creative, lacks a lot of full version's features, but free
#4077 [22:23] <tyteen4a03> I think classic should work on macs however
#4078 [22:23] <hmw> has been reported not to work for several months now
#4079 [22:24] <hmw> Bug: I suspect, Mojang didn't update the Classic version, while something on the Mac changed
#4080 [22:24] <Bug> good info, thank you
#4081 [22:24] <Bug> good info, thank you
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#4084 [22:27] <Devils> Bonjours, y'as quelqu'un
#4085 [22:28] <hmw> Good morning, too. I guess you will be getting better help here, if you talk English...
#4086 [22:28] <hmw> (I can't understand what you wrote)
#4087 [22:28] <tyteen4a03> translate.google.com?
#4088 [22:29] <hmw> not my job
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#4091 [22:29] <hmw> I'm sure, there are French forums as well, but I will try my best *g*
#4092 [22:30] * MeguhTron [MeguhTron@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4093 [22:30] <MeguhTron> So, i have not shut off yet.
#4094 [22:31] <MeguhTron> I turned all kinds of settings down, and its running at a steady 92C
#4095 [22:31] <hmw> Didn't you try this before?
#4096 [22:31] <MeguhTron> Yep, no idea whats different now.
#4097 [22:32] <hmw> Perhaps Moon phase
#4098 [22:32] <MeguhTron> But its pissing me off, i havent gotten any coal... :(
#4099 [22:32] <MeguhTron> i've been digging for ever lol
#4100 [22:32] <hmw> MeguhTron: If you're keen, you could try open your notebook and remove dust from the fans
#4101 [22:32] <hmw> MeguhTron: make charcoal
#4102 [22:33] <MeguhTron> charcoal?
#4103 [22:33] <hmw> burn wood logs
#4104 [22:33] <hmw> in a furnace
#4105 [22:33] <MeguhTron> ooh i just made a furnace xD
#4106 [22:34] <MeguhTron> The games a lot different since it first started... rofl
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#4108 [22:35] <hmw> indeed
#4109 [22:35] <MeguhTron> But, thank you all for your help. I'll clean my fans in a little bit.
#4110 [22:36] <wannabemac> Your welcome.
#4111 [22:36] <MeguhTron> Of course, i make charcoal, and then i find coal...
#4112 [22:36] <wannabemac> I am glad to help whenever I can.
#4113 [22:37] <wannabemac> Damn it, minecraft crashed.
#4114 [22:37] <MeguhTron> The game isn't centered around digging anymore is it?
#4115 [22:38] <wannabemac> Not really.
#4116 [22:38] <MeguhTron> is there more above ground things to attend to?
#4117 [22:38] <hmw> I'd say, that is still a major aspect
#4118 [22:38] <wannabemac> Yes, Build.
#4119 [22:38] <hmw> MeguhTron: you can say that
#4120 [22:38] <wannabemac> For me, it is centered around my server.
#4121 [22:38] <hmw> you can breed animals, for instance
#4122 [22:38] <wannabemac> Or trolling other servers.
#4123 [22:38] <wannabemac> No not griefing.
#4124 [22:38] <wannabemac> Just trolling.
#4125 [22:38] <MeguhTron> Heh, well, thanks again for the help.
#4126 [22:39] <wannabemac> Your welcome.
#4127 [22:39] <hmw> I am actually looking for a server with cool people (which should like RP), but doesnt force heavy rules on you. And without white list etc... I like griefers, they are the best Mobs in MC
#4128 [22:39] <MeguhTron> Any good servers you know of out there?
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#4130 [22:39] <hmw> I am currently working on a griefing-resistant base design
#4131 [22:40] <wannabemac> No such thing.
#4132 [22:40] <MeguhTron> I go back to main menu and my temp goes to 80... from 92 lol
#4133 [22:40] <tyteen4a03> bedrock
#4134 [22:40] <hmw> MeguhTron: perhaps try your luck at minestatus.net
#4135 [22:40] <wannabemac> You can stilll get in that.
#4136 [22:40] <wannabemac> Still*
#4137 [22:40] <wannabemac> Dig under it.
#4138 [22:40] <wannabemac> Put sand above you.
#4139 [22:40] <wannabemac> Log off and relog.
#4140 [22:40] <wannabemac> You are in.
#4141 [22:41] <hmw> hmm
#4142 [22:41] <hmw> i see
#4143 [22:41] <wannabemac> Lol.
#4144 [22:41] <hmw> i was about to make a submarine made of obsidian
#4145 [22:41] <wannabemac> Lol.
#4146 [22:41] <hmw> but i should put my base to bedrock, i guess
#4147 [22:41] <wannabemac> They get in and fill it with sand.
#4148 [22:41] <wannabemac> That easy.
#4149 [22:41] <hmw> why filling with sand? for a joke?
#4150 [22:41] <wannabemac> That is griefing...
#4151 [22:42] <MeguhTron> Will my comp run at a higher temp on multiplayer?
#4152 [22:42] <wannabemac> No.
#4153 [22:42] <hmw> that would be the most creative way of griefing, I would have seen. Usually they just dig holes everywhere with no respect for anything, or they actually come to destroy stuff
#4154 [22:43] <hmw> MeguhTron: The temperature with minecraft comes from the heavy physics and also the many polygons (i think, they still didn't implement culling)
#4155 [22:43] <wannabemac> I have griefed in the past, but stopped. When I griefed, there would be no trace of the buidling.
#4156 [22:43] <wannabemac> It would just be gone.
#4157 [22:43] <hmw> lol or moved?
#4158 [22:44] <wannabemac> No.
#4159 [22:44] <hmw> turned around?
#4160 [22:44] <wannabemac> I would completely demolish it.
#4161 [22:44] <hmw> upside down?
#4162 [22:44] <wannabemac> There would be no blocks left.
#4163 [22:44] <hmw> just deleting is boring
#4164 [22:44] <wannabemac> It takes a long time.
#4165 [22:44] <hmw> what makes that interesting to you guys?
#4166 [22:44] <wannabemac> It ruins tons of work
#4167 [22:44] <wannabemac> It is not.
#4168 [22:44] <wannabemac> It was.
#4169 [22:44] <hmw> but you did it, so what was your benefit?
#4170 [22:45] <wannabemac> Making people mad.
#4171 [22:45] <hmw> hmm... perhaps the multiplayer was too much for megu's notebook after all?
#4172 [22:45] <hmw> wannabemac: that's just sick
#4173 [22:45] <wannabemac> Lol, that is why I stopped.
#4174 [22:46] <hmw> but as i stated, since I view griefers as mobs, they don't really annoy me anymore.
#4175 [22:46] <hmw> And they will never find my seed camp
#4176 [22:46] <wannabemac> Then you have not seen real griefing...
#4177 [22:46] <hmw> there is certain limits in time, my seed camp is always very far away from spawn
#4178 [22:47] <hmw> not so the new submarine
#4179 [22:47] <wannabemac> What server do you play on?
#4180 [22:47] <hmw> Played for two weeks on "Classy Minecraft". Really cool people there, but crappy server. They are going to move to another machine soon, perhaps wiping the world
#4181 [22:48] <hmw> so I paused playing there. Before I only played on my local SMP
#4182 [22:48] <wannabemac> Try this server.
#4183 [22:48] <wannabemac> skullcraft.servegame.com
#4184 [22:48] <hmw> yours?
#4185 [22:49] <wannabemac> Is it?
#4186 [22:49] <hmw> i was asking YOU
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#4188 [22:49] <wannabemac> It is.
#4189 [22:49] <kmr> help
#4190 [22:49] <wannabemac> What?
#4191 [22:49] <kmr> i cant run the game
#4192 [22:50] <wannabemac> Wait hmw did you connect to it?
#4193 [22:50] <hmw> you already welcomed me
#4194 [22:50] <wannabemac> i was making sure it was you xD
#4195 [22:51] <zkxs> kmr: what, exactly, is happening?
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#4197 [22:51] <kmr> its has to be somthin with my internet beacause it says explorer closed page
#4198 [22:52] <zkxs> kmr: see if the launcher works
#4199 [22:52] <zkxs> ?? win/client
#4200 [22:52] <VoxelHead> win/client: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#4202 [22:53] <mr_wibble> hello
#4203 [22:53] <kmr> it works
#4204 [22:53] <mr_wibble> ?what?
#4205 [22:53] <zkxs> kmr: then the problem you had was IE wasn't running the applet properly
#4206 [22:54] <zkxs> kmr: you could try a different browser, or just use the launcher.
#4207 [22:54] <zkxs> personally, i like the launcher
#4208 [22:54] <mr_wibble> this is dumb
#4209 [22:54] <kmr> okay thanks
#4210 [22:55] <kmr> wait now i click on the launcher i click run and nothing happens
#4211 [22:56] <zkxs> kmr: didn't you just say it was working?
#4212 [22:56] <kmr> it did the 1st time but now it dosnt
#4213 [22:57] <zkxs> kmr: you saved the launcher, right?
#4214 [22:58] <kmr> yes
#4215 [22:58] * longbeard71 [longbeard71@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4216 [22:58] <longbeard71> hello?
#4217 [22:58] <zkxs> kmr: re-download?
#4218 [22:59] <longbeard71> ok then i have a problem
#4219 [22:59] <zkxs> longbeard71: Greetings.
#4220 [23:01] <longbeard71> i have made a AlU (a computer) using redstone it apears its bigger then the redstone signal will travel (it is repeated) and i am having problems with repeters staing powered etc with no signal incoming and repeated pulses not reaching i belive this is caused by chunks not being loaded if so is there anyways to fix this?
#4221 [23:01] <longbeard71> say to note the repeaters glitching is only after long range
#4222 [23:02] <zkxs> longbeard71: if the problem *is* chunks not being loaded, short of some kind of mod there wouldn't be any way to fix it
#4223 [23:02] <hmw> longbeard71: That happens, because the game will unload chunks, that are far away. There should be some mod to create "virtual players", but I haven't located it yet. You can get some friends to log in and stand around in order to keep all chunks active, though *G*
#4224 [23:03] <zkxs> ah, true
#4225 [23:03] <longbeard71> that is a interesting idea however i do not have many friends that use minecraft am unable to try the latter. after several failed attempts at google perhaps you would know of a mod?
#4226 [23:04] <hmw> As stated, I only heard of it, but didn't get a name nor find it. I have been looking for it too. There was something on minecraftforums, though, I think
#4227 [23:04] <hmw> Perhaps I should contact some of those guys, who put their Redstone CPUs on youtube
#4228 [23:05] <hmw> btw. I am working on my own CPU, too
#4229 [23:05] <longbeard71> i know most of them im in the rdf
#4230 [23:05] <longbeard71> they have no idea
#4231 [23:05] <hmw> rdf?
#4232 [23:05] <longbeard71> Red Stone developent foundation
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#4234 [23:05] <longbeard71> shrogg and jessasin etc
#4235 [23:05] <wannabemac> Hello.
#4236 [23:05] <longbeard71> mort and many otehr major youtube users
#4237 [23:05] <longbeard71> *other
#4238 [23:06] <wannabemac> Oh god longbeard71, that is a massive wall of text you wrote.
#4239 [23:06] <longbeard71> it is small you must have low resolution..
#4240 [23:06] <hmw> longbeard71: you could disable "public server" (or is it "online mode") and use several instances of minecraft (which you mustn't allow into the internet) to log in several times simultaneously
#4241 [23:07] <hmw> utilizing the "play offline" method
#4242 [23:07] <longbeard71> i can log in as player more then once?
#4243 [23:07] <hmw> no
#4244 [23:07] <hmw> that's why you need some "offline" clients
#4245 [23:07] <longbeard71> ah
#4246 [23:07] <wannabemac> You can with some voodoo magic.
#4247 [23:07] <longbeard71> clients hehe
#4248 [23:07] <hmw> wouldn't work over the inet, obviously, but in your LAN
#4249 [23:07] <longbeard71> *puts on black hat*
#4250 [23:08] <wannabemac> Lol
#4251 [23:08] <zkxs> longbeard71: there are a couple pages that look promising in this Google: https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=minecraft+virtual+player+mod&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#hl=en&safe=off&client=ubuntu&hs=Klc&channel=fs&sclient=psy-ab&q=minecraft+keep+chunks+loaded&pbx=1&oq=minecraft+keep+c&aq=1&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=7853l8795l0l11048l6l5l0l1l1l0l168l627l1.4l5l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=c4d542569567fec4&biw=1918&bih
#4252 [23:08] <zkxs> =509
#4253 [23:08] <hmw> longbeard71: you can use one account to log into several servers, though
#4254 [23:08] <wannabemac> Nice spam./
#4255 [23:08] <longbeard71> not spam.
#4256 [23:08] <wannabemac> It filled up my screen :/
#4257 [23:08] <hmw> I am using the account of a friend, when playing on that server (he never logs in there), so we both have 2 accounts effectively
#4258 [23:09] <wannabemac> I have 3
#4259 [23:09] <hmw> wannabemac: that'd be a flood then
#4260 [23:09] <wannabemac> xD\
#4261 [23:09] * wannabemac opens his spambot
#4261 [23:09] <zkxs> longbeard71: This is a bukkit plugin for it: http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/admin-fix-foreveraload-v1-02-keep-your-chunks-forever-a-loaded-1337.28665/page-2
#4262 [23:09] <hmw> damn, that makes me look bad
#4263 [23:10] <longbeard71> it fills less then 1/6 my screen if it fills yours your computer must be awfull..
#4264 [23:10] <hmw> I'd prefer a mod for the vanilla server... hmm... Is it Bukkit, that has glitches, or is it the specific plugin combination?
#4265 [23:11] <hmw> longbeard71: probably a sub-netbook lol
#4266 [23:11] <longbeard71> actualy im on single play but also a bukkkit and vanila server host
#4267 [23:11] <hmw> a Mac Mini
#4268 [23:11] <wannabemac> LOL Mac Mini.
#4269 [23:11] <longbeard71> i dont care for macs or pc XD
#4270 [23:11] <hmw> the one with only one key
#4271 [23:11] <longbeard71> linux is better XD
#4272 [23:12] <hmw> longbeard71: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdIanqM_RZ8 (mock advertisment for that mactini)
#4273 [23:12] <wannabemac> Lol
#4274 [23:12] <Scott> Who needs help with the mac?
#4275 [23:12] <hmw> you aren't really comparing Hardware with an OS, are you?
#4276 [23:12] <longbeard71> no
#4277 [23:13] <longbeard71> that would be .. dumb
#4278 [23:13] <Scott> For the record longbeard71, typically a PC is a non-Apple branded computer that does not run Mac OS X.
#4279 [23:13] <Scott> a PC can run Linux. I have a PC laptop next to my mac running linux.
#4280 [23:13] <longbeard71> i dont care for them or windows
#4281 [23:13] <longbeard71> homebuilt linux running awesomeness
#4282 [23:13] <Scott> Now who needed help with the mac mini?
#4283 [23:13] <hmw> we usually don't care here either
#4284 [23:14] <hmw> longbeard71: LFS ftw
#4285 [23:14] <wannabemac> I dont do help with OS C.
#4286 [23:14] <wannabemac> LOL
#4287 [23:14] <hmw> Scott: nobody
#4288 [23:14] <wannabemac> OS X.
#4289 [23:14] <Scott> :/
#4290 [23:14] <wannabemac> Another beautiful typo.
#4291 [23:14] <longbeard71> os x is to hackable
#4292 [23:14] <Scott> I am the resident Mac person.
#4293 [23:14] <zkxs> *the*
#4294 [23:15] <Scott> it is true.
#4295 [23:15] <zkxs> :)
#4296 [23:15] <Scott> lol I just emailed GreyVulpine by accident.
#4297 [23:15] <Scott> and xales lolol
#4298 [23:15] <hmw> "Oops, I think, I just sent you an e-mail, sorry bro. I really have no idea, how that could happen..."
#4299 [23:16] * Scott is sending a mass email via my work's billing system.
#4299 [23:16] <hmw> "Why are you sending me emails? Do I send YOU emails, or what?"
#4300 [23:16] <longbeard71> *hmw opens email* WTF BOOM!!
#4301 [23:16] <hmw> hm. interesting thought
#4302 [23:17] <longbeard71> im quoting the memed youtube video...
#4303 [23:17] <hmw> link/search term?
#4304 [23:17] <longbeard71> let me find it
#4305 [23:18] <Scott> longbeard71: why do you say OS X is "too hackable"?
#4306 [23:18] <longbeard71> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfj0sRiEqx4
#4307 [23:18] <tyteen4a03> longbeard71: you should see windows
#4308 [23:18] <longbeard71> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfj0sRiEqx4
#4309 [23:18] <longbeard71> i know
#4310 [23:18] <longbeard71> it is
#4311 [23:18] <Scott> Unless you can give legitimate reasons, you shouldn't say so :D
#4312 [23:18] <longbeard71> but you can become admin on os x easy
#4313 [23:18] <Scott> how is that?
#4314 [23:19] <longbeard71> when restarting you can make a admin account
#4315 [23:19] <hmw> I thought, it was BSD based...? so how... wtf
#4316 [23:19] <hmw> well... ok
#4317 [23:19] <longbeard71> did you watch it hmw?
#4318 [23:19] <wannabemac> ?
#4319 [23:19] <Scott> If you access physical access to any computer, you can get administrative access.
#4320 [23:19] <xales> longbeard71: If you have physical access to a computer, security doesn't work.
#4321 [23:19] <hmw> if i have physical access, i can access any computer (except they use real encryption, of course)
#4322 [23:19] <wannabemac> What are you talking about.
#4323 [23:19] <xales> hmw: You can still access it, just not the data, lol
#4324 [23:19] <Scott> OS X supports full disk encryption too!
#4325 [23:20] <hmw> is your drive encrypted right now?
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#4327 [23:20] <Scott> My backup drive is
#4328 [23:20] <xales> Scott: I have to say, of all the pretty frontends to encryption
#4329 [23:20] <hmw> is your swap partition?
#4330 [23:20] <xales> Apple actually does that really well
#4331 [23:20] <xales> hmw: Is your printer?
#4332 [23:20] <longbeard71> no guys im saying you can easily create a admin account with just a few lines
#4333 [23:20] <hmw> Scott: well, then I am in and will eat your email
#4334 [23:20] <xales> People have gotten documents off printers!
#4335 [23:20] <Scott> longbeard71: You can do that with Linux and Windows too.
#4336 [23:20] <hmw> that's my point
#4337 [23:20] <xales> longbeard71: Again, if you have physical access to a computer, it is *not possible* to secure
#4338 [23:20] <longbeard71> was just saying its easyer on osx
#4339 [23:20] <Scott> Except it's not.
#4340 [23:21] <hmw> if you have access to the physical machine, there is no chance of it staying secure
#4341 [23:21] <wannabemac> Guys, this isnt happy script kiddie channel, this is minecraft help.
#4342 [23:21] <xales> longbeard71: It's actually not
#4343 [23:21] <xales> Scott: I should send you my fun Linux iso :>
#4344 [23:21] <Scott> meh
#4345 [23:21] <longbeard71> indeed XD
#4346 [23:21] <Scott> WHMCS is still sending emails
#4347 [23:21] <zkxs> ...fun?
#4348 [23:22] <xales> It goes onto a flashdrive, boots, modifies SAM on any Windows it finds so Administrator has no password, and reboots
#4349 [23:22] <xales> yay bash
#4350 [23:22] <longbeard71> and it is scot XD
#4351 [23:22] <longbeard71> bash ftw
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#4353 [23:22] <xales> zsh is better than bash, actually
#4354 [23:22] <xales> :P
#4355 [23:22] <wannabemac> Guys, you are getting off topic; a bit too much.
#4356 [23:22] <Scott> No one is asking for help.
#4357 [23:23] <hmw> wannabemac: there is nobody needing support right now
#4358 [23:23] <Scott> We regularly talk about other stuff.
#4359 [23:23] <Scott> Don't like it? /part
#4360 [23:23] <wannabemac> lol
#4361 [23:23] <zkxs> ...when the ops are off-topic, off-topic IS the topic
#4362 [23:23] <hmw> I'd ask for people to reduce chatter, if the channel was very active
#4363 [23:23] <tyteen4a03> me too
#4364 [23:24] <Scott> xales: haiii. did I get you to register again on mcirc?
#4365 [23:24] <xales> Scott: it's useful for those dumb family members that want you to help them when they forget their password :>
#4366 [23:24] <xales> Scott: yes, I think so
#4367 [23:24] <longbeard71> scot watch this
#4368 [23:24] <longbeard71> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwL3GAWsjzo
#4369 [23:24] <xales> SCOT
#4370 [23:24] <xales> SCOT WATCH THIS
#4371 [23:24] <AndrewPH> hi scot
#4372 [23:24] <hmw> longbeard71: i watched it, but I didn't get the joke
#4373 [23:24] <hmw> not fully
#4374 [23:24] <xales> Scott: You really don't want to watch that
#4375 [23:24] <longbeard71> not that hmw
#4376 [23:24] <Scott> Normally I would bitch about my name being spelled incorrectly but since he's saying it over and over, I actually approve.
#4377 [23:24] <xales> it's some skiddie booting single-user
#4378 [23:24] <longbeard71> its a new vid
#4379 [23:25] <longbeard71> *scott
#4380 [23:25] <hmw> Otoh, I had the idea to creat several buttons with signs saying "Please, do not push this button". Of course connected to TNT
#4381 [23:25] <Kealper> what did i just walk in to?
#4382 [23:25] <wannabemac> I prefer piston traps.
#4383 [23:25] <xales> longbeard71: I'm really not sure what you don't understand about having physical access to a computer making any form of security irrelevant
#4384 [23:25] <hmw> hey welcome Kealper
#4385 [23:25] <wannabemac> Okay, Scot.
#4386 [23:25] <xales> Kealper: turn around and *run*
#4387 [23:25] <Kealper> longbeard71: net user administrator 12345
#4388 [23:25] <hmw> xales: he's just pointing out, that you just have to click a button or something to do it with OS X, which is... controversial
#4389 [23:26] <longbeard71> i understand that xales as i have said as i asid befor its just easyer on os x
#4390 [23:26] <longbeard71> *said
#4391 [23:26] <xales> hmw: It's just as easy on Windows
#4392 [23:26] <Scott> hmw: You can do the same on linux and windows that easily.
#4393 [23:26] <AndrewPH> wait for all codes to load
#4394 [23:26] <hmw> perhaps a little more hidden
#4395 [23:26] <Scott> woooo
#4396 [23:26] <Scott> emails are all sent
#4397 [23:26] <xales> hmw: You can just burn the Windows PE thing from Sysinternals, to do it "officially"
#4398 [23:26] <hmw> Scott: there is no "create new admin account" menu entry in Grub, get me?
#4399 [23:26] <Kealper> xales: that one line i just said was all it takes on Windows if you have access to either net.exe as admin
#4400 [23:26] <xales> hmw: nor is there on OS X
#4401 [23:26] <longbeard71> im going to go white hat my desktop real quick..
#4402 [23:26] <xales> Kealper: lol
#4403 [23:26] <Scott> hmw: You can drop into a root shell.
#4404 [23:27] <hmw> that's what he is claiming
#4405 [23:27] * xales kicked longbeard71 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ongbeard71 :You did not really just say that.)
#4406 [23:27] <AndrewPH> >white hat my desktop
#4407 [23:27] <Scott> or you can boot from a live disk
#4408 [23:27] <Scott> mount the hard drive, chroot, and passwd root.
#4409 [23:27] <AndrewPH> so he's a confirmed skiddiot
#4410 [23:27] <hmw> Scott: but that is way less inviting, i think this is the point
#4411 [23:27] <Kealper> xales: i've had to reset more than a fair share of Windows XP passwords using that lol
#4412 [23:27] <xales> AndrewPH: Don't worry, he isn't coming back
#4413 [23:27] <Scott> hmw: there are GUI tools to do it
#4414 [23:27] <xales> I only didn't ban because I thought Scott or Kealper would want to take a hit
#4415 [23:27] <AndrewPH> xales: y
#4416 [23:27] <xales> err
#4417 [23:27] <xales> take a strike
#4418 [23:27] <hmw> Scott: not in the boot menu, arghl
#4419 [23:27] <xales> or whatever
#4420 [23:27] <Kealper> xales: i was tempted lol
#4421 [23:27] <xales> you know what I mean
#4422 [23:27] <xales> :x
#4423 [23:27] <Scott> hmw: insert disk, boot to disk
#4424 [23:27] <Scott> hmw: insert disk, boot to disk
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#4426 [23:27] <AndrewPH> praps
#4427 [23:27] <Scott> tada
#4428 [23:28] <Kealper> i was going to type out /kick longbeard71 LOL I JUST GOT BACK FROM A BAR
#4429 [23:28] <Kealper> speaking of which
#4430 [23:28] <hmw> Scott: 3 more steps. Download, burn, insert boot. Perhaps you now understand why he criticized it?
#4431 [23:28] * Kealper is back from ye olde local pub
#4431 [23:28] <xales> :o
#4432 [23:28] <Scott> no hmw.
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#4434 [23:28] <Scott> Kealper: did you drink icky beer?
#4435 [23:29] <Kealper> Scott: i didn't :<
#4436 [23:29] <Scott> Good.
#4437 [23:29] <hmw> Scott: It is doable for any dumb user, if there is a boot-menu option thingy. Script kiddies will have to do some actual research/work to do that with linux. (Except they know what they are doing)
#4438 [23:29] <Scott> You drank a cosmopolitan right?
#4439 [23:29] <Kealper> but as a side note... Coors Light... good grief kill that with fire
#4440 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Ew
#4441 [23:29] <Kealper> that stuff is the worst beer i've ever tried
#4442 [23:30] <mib_wgl5wg> Can not load game. Says needs openGL. Our video driver is Radeon X1950 an HAS OpenGL. Any suggestions?
#4443 [23:30] <zkxs> mib_wgl5wg: update video drivers
#4444 [23:30] <mib_wgl5wg> Did that.
#4445 [23:30] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: OS?
#4446 [23:30] <Kealper> mib_wgl5wg: did you update from AMD's website or Windows Update?
#4447 [23:31] <tyteen4a03> [12:30] * xales sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-99-186-236-175.dsl.bltnin.sbcglobal.net
#4448 [23:31] <tyteen4a03> xales: what is this?
#4449 [23:31] <mib_wgl5wg> Windows 7. Just did an update on it.
#4450 [23:31] <Scott> A ban
#4451 [23:31] <tyteen4a03> I mean, why :P
#4452 [23:31] <tyteen4a03> :<
#4453 [23:31] <mib_wgl5wg> Updated driver on AMD.
#4454 [23:31] <xales> tyteen4a03: Read up, if you care
#4455 [23:31] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: you downloaded the drivers from amd's site?
#4456 [23:31] <Kealper> /unban -last is the best feature of all
#4457 [23:32] <mib_wgl5wg> Yes, downloaded on AMD's site.
#4458 [23:32] <hmw> ??> mib_wgl5wg win/dxdiag
#4459 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mib_wgl5wg: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4460 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mib_wgl5wg: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#4461 [23:32] <tyteen4a03> xales: I see
#4462 [23:32] * tyteen4a03 shrugs
#4462 [23:33] <mib_wgl5wg> will try that.
#4463 [23:37] <mib_wgl5wg> http://pastebin.com/h0U4u5sM
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#4465 [23:38] <mib_wgl5wg> did you get it?
#4466 [23:38] <wannabemac> hello
#4467 [23:38] <hmw> yeah reading it
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#4469 [23:39] <hmw> anyone knows, why it says "Card name: Radeon X1950 Series (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM)", when it should be a driver from AMD's site?
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#4471 [23:39] <xales> hmw: The WDDM is just the "microsoft approval" stamp
#4472 [23:39] <hmw> ah thx
#4473 [23:40] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: try starting the game on the other monitor, if you are using two
#4474 [23:40] <mib_wgl5wg> only have one.
#4475 [23:41] <hmw> hmm
#4476 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> Did you update your drivers from here? http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#4477 [23:41] <hmw> I don't see anything bogus in that report, but I am not a windows expert.
#4478 [23:41] <mib_wgl5wg> I will look at the site.
#4479 [23:42] <mib_wgl5wg> Yes, that is the site I got it from.
#4480 [23:42] <hmw> are you affirmative, that the install did actually do install things?
#4481 [23:42] <hmw> *driver installer
#4482 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> Did you use that exact driver that I just linked?
#4483 [23:43] <mib_wgl5wg> yes. even uninstalled driver and re-installed from that site.
#4484 [23:43] <hmw> interesting
#4485 [23:44] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: perhaps you are actually using your on-board graphics card, instead of plugging your screen to the real GPU?
#4486 [23:45] <xales> mib_wgl5wg: Try installing it again, from that exact link.
#4487 [23:45] <xales> hmw: dxdiag should properly report that
#4488 [23:45] <hmw> right
#4489 [23:45] <mib_wgl5wg> btw, we are using windows 7 and there are disclaimers regarding using windows 7 on this link.
#4490 [23:47] <xales> mib_wgl5wg: yeah, it shouldn't really matter, but it's possible that your video card is just not compatible with Windows 7's requirements to use accelerated OpenGL
#4491 [23:48] <mib_wgl5wg> will try downloading from site again. Any other ideas or options?
#4492 [23:49] <xales> mib_wgl5wg: If the problem is that the graphics card doesn't support accelerated openGL on Windows 7, you'd have to get a new graphics card, most likely
#4493 [23:50] <mib_wgl5wg> hmw: how would we know if we are using the on-board graphics card and not plugged into the real GPU?
#4494 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> There is no onboard graphics card on that computer.
#4495 [23:50] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: as xales stated, we would see that in the dxdiag report, anyways. But to answer your question: Simply by looking to what plug your monitor is connected
#4496 [23:52] <Scott> Most OEMs put a DO NOT REMOVE cap over the onboard graphics output.
#4497 [23:52] <hmw> well... if he got a new GPU, that cap might have been removed because the onboard card might have been used.
#4498 [23:53] <mib_wgl5wg> there were two video ports on the card. we are switching ports.
#4499 [23:54] <hmw> funny page, this AMD one... how would one get that old 9.3 version? Where's the link??
#4500 [23:54] <xales> hmw: Probably available where the 10.2 one is, 2 years ago
#4501 [23:54] <mib_wgl5wg> switched ports and still got the error message.
#4502 [23:55] <hmw> they say, under certain circumstances, one must use catylst 9.3
#4503 [23:55] <hmw> "Any customers using a combination of a ATI Radeon™ HD 2000 Series, ATI Radeon™ HD 3000 Series, or ATI Radeon™ HD 4000 Series product with any of the legacy products listed above in a single PC system must use the ATI Catalyst 9.3 or earlier driver. "
#4504 [23:56] <mib_wgl5wg> we have a Radeon X1950.
#4505 [23:56] <hmw> that wasn't really related to your case
#4506 [23:56] <mib_wgl5wg> sorry
#4507 [23:56] <hmw> i am still trying to decipher that text
#4508 [23:58] <hmw> mib_wgl5wg: GreyVulpine: as I understand it, you get the versiion 10.2 on that page, but the text clearly says, that any catalyst beyond 9.3 will NOT include the drivers for a X1900 card. I think, we should find those legacy drivers
#4509 [23:59] <xales> hmw: It's a 1000 series
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#4511 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Then, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/9-2/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?&lang=English
#4512 [23:59] <ferminter> hello?
#4513 [23:59] <hmw> Card name: Radeon X1950 Series (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM)
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#4515 [23:59] <ferminter> i kinda need some help