#MineCraftHelp IRC Chat Logs

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#4 [00:08] <mib_68ek2b> What is jebs email?
#5 [00:09] <mib_68ek2b> Guys?
#6 [00:10] <Kealper> uhh...
#7 [00:10] <Kealper> i think just jens@mojang.com
#8 [00:10] <Kealper> usually it's firstname@mojang.com
#9 [00:10] <Kealper> not sure how they deal with two of the same name though
#10 [00:11] <wannabemac> Hmm okay.
#11 [00:11] <wannabemac> I'll try that.
#12 [00:11] <GreyVulpine> It's jeb@mojang.com
#13 [00:11] <GreyVulpine> Why.. do you want to contact jeb anyways?
#14 [00:12] <Kealper> oh, TIL
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#16 [00:27] <Zimsky> Anyone else having problems with login?
#17 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> !login
#18 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> Aubot isn't
#19 [00:28] <Zimsky> hm
#20 [00:28] <Zimsky> Might just be the network I am on
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#25 [00:53] <Lokikoliupi> I downloaded minecraft from Minecraft.net (its bought and paid for I believe) and i started the game, logged in, it says cannot connect (not downloaded) HELP ME D:
#26 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> It says "cannot connect to minecraft.net"?
#27 [00:55] <Zimsky> I think it's just derping every now and then
#28 [00:56] <Lokikoliupi> it says "Logging In..." then "Can't connect to minecraft.net
#29 [00:56] <Lokikoliupi> it shows try again and offline,
#30 [00:57] <Lokikoliupi> and where theres usually a buncha news about minecraft, its a gray screen and has this on it at the top: "<html><body> <center>Failed to update news java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out: connect</center></body></html>"
#31 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> That would be a firewall issue.
#32 [00:58] <Lokikoliupi> I don't know what to do..
#33 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Try disabling your firewall
#34 [00:58] <Lokikoliupi> ....How? D: I'm not techy like that
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#36 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Well, first off, what operating system are you on? Windows? MacOS? Linux? AmigaOS?
#37 [01:01] <Lokikoliupi> oh wait.. i think i figured it out :D
#38 [01:03] <Lokikoliupi> okay. it works now. but i was one of those people who had the free version and i had a few worlds on my free version, is there any way to transfer them over?
#39 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Free version?
#40 [01:03] <Lokikoliupi> cracked
#41 [01:04] <Lokikoliupi> from anjocaido i think
#42 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, you're on your own with that.
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#44 [01:04] <Lokikoliupi> damn D:
#45 [01:04] <Lokikoliupi> well thank you for what you HAVE done :D
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#47 [01:20] <Bigalexander> i have a millenaire question, can someone help?
#48 [01:21] <Bigalexander> anyone?
#49 [01:34] <Scott> hey Kealper, you there?
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#53 [02:09] <enterman8712> hi i was having BSOD it was my hard i replace it with a new one but now when i was playing i got not responding erors and then the comp update by himself and after updating everything got black just my cursor was seen and the only thing i haved on was minecraft but i have instaled some mod who may have a virus but other friends have it and me too on my ndcomp
#54 [02:12] <enterman8712> uh anybody ther who can answer my previous qestion
#55 [02:13] <GreyVulpine> It's Christmas day man. Most of the people are already asleep, or conked out by now
#56 [02:14] <enterman8712> somebody must be on its 7 is sweeden
#57 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> Mojang's all off for the holidays
#58 [02:14] <enterman8712> but you are on
#59 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> I don't work for Mojang.
#60 [02:14] <enterman8712> can you answer me
#61 [02:15] <enterman8712> ??
#62 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, nope. Not in the best frame of mind to be solving problems after a few drinks.
#63 [02:16] <enterman8712> and now what i am supossed to do
#64 [02:17] <enterman8712> ??
#65 [02:17] <enterman8712> what is ctcp
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#67 [02:18] <ryanxpei> heh
#68 [02:18] <ryanxpei> a few drinks
#69 [02:18] <enterman8712> everyone is drinking here :(
#70 [02:18] <ryanxpei> I just finished a case of 24
#71 [02:19] * ryanxpei implodes.
#71 [02:19] <enterman8712> at least i dont think is drunk
#72 [02:20] <enterman8712> so when the suport team will be on again
#73 [02:20] <enterman8712> ??
#74 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> Try again in the morning or tomorrow.
#75 [02:21] <enterman8712> uhhh in my country is 9 20 am
#76 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> Try again in 10-12 hours from now.
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#78 [02:24] <mib_m0b3pv> hello?
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#80 [02:25] <please> anyone around i need some help
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#82 [02:31] <mib_pozxfw> Gave my son minecraft for a gift but he entered a wrong email with the code and now he can't log on . It says code in use. But he can't get a verification email because he typed it in wrong
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#85 [02:33] <Goru-jack> Anyone here able to offer up some advice about server administration?
#86 [02:35] <lilybet> Hi have question . If you are going to purchase the game on a new computer , how do you transfer all your game playing from the old computer to the new one ? I don't want to lose all that has been done on old computer
#87 [02:36] <GreyVulpine> It's Christmas day, most helpers are off today. Try coming back later.
#88 [02:37] <lilybet> ok thank you . was trying to set up for my son .
#89 [02:38] <lilybet> have Happy Holiday!
#90 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> Happy holidays
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#102 [04:14] <[AQ]Fatcamp> Hello can anyone help me? i get a black screen after i have played awhile. im playing multiplayer if that makes a different. i have an i5 2500k. and a gtx 560 ti
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#105 [04:22] <[AQ]Fatcamp> none here?
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#108 [04:53] <mr_wibble> Hi
#109 [04:54] <mr_wibble> I have been Playing minecraft and decided to buy it and I did but my account says i'm not premium why does it do that?
#110 [04:55] <mr_wibble> And after a while it said I don't have a download for it and I did download it.
#111 [04:57] <Silent> http://paste.ubuntu.com/781957/
#112 [04:57] <Silent> Anybody know what that means?
#113 [04:57] <mr_wibble> No.
#114 [04:58] <mr_wibble> But do you play mine craft?
#115 [04:58] <mr_wibble> because I have a problem
#116 [04:58] <Silent> I don't know with your issue.
#117 [05:01] <mr_wibble> Are you there?
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#123 [05:42] <spannnerrr> i have just bought minecraft, and i havent been on it once and when i try to go on it, it just comes up with a white screen?
#124 [05:44] <spannnerrr> it comes up with this A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x72a95861, pid=5084, tid=3760 # # JRE version: 6.0_30-b12 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.5-b03 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [aticfx32.dll+0x25861] # # If you would like to submit a bug repo
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#131 [06:45] <hmw> Silent: are you using Sun Java 1.6.x?
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#134 [06:53] <bengan> hi! i get a video card error when trying to run the game.
#135 [06:54] <bengan> does minecraft require a dedicated videocard? seem to remember something like that, but i cant find the info again
#136 [06:55] <hmw> It should run with a normal GPU with DX9 capability, iirc
#137 [06:55] <hmw> Tried updating your GPU drivers already?
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#139 [06:56] <bengan> like an intel chipset cpu?
#140 [06:56] <bengan> no havent, a bit reluctant to do. its a relatives computer. christmas gifts...
#141 [06:57] <hmw> Hm.
#142 [06:57] <bengan> can i paste the error report?
#143 [06:57] <hmw> What is happening exaclty? Please use pastebin.com
#144 [06:58] <bengan> http://pastebin.com/iy96mBNX
#145 [06:59] <bengan> haha, bots.
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#147 [06:59] <hmw> Well... *smirks*
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#149 [06:59] <hmw> ??> bengan win/dxdiag
#150 [06:59] <VoxelHead> bengan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#151 [06:59] <VoxelHead> bengan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#152 [07:00] <bengan> ok, hang on
#153 [07:02] <bengan> http://pastebin.com/urpUFnFL
#154 [07:02] <bengan> is that is?
#155 [07:02] <bengan> sorry **it**
#156 [07:02] <hmw> yep
#157 [07:03] <hmw> your friend has an awfully large page file
#158 [07:03] <bengan> pagefile?
#159 [07:04] <bengan> is that a cache of some sort?
#160 [07:05] <bengan> ok sry, googled it
#161 [07:05] <bengan> i dont know, could that really be a problem here?
#162 [07:05] <hmw> yes... it simulates more RAM via that page file... "memory pages" are swapped out, while not needed. It's not really a problem, might only make shutdown a bit slower.
#163 [07:06] <hmw> If your friend isn't running some very special software, I'd say, it's a just waste of disk space.
#164 [07:06] <hmw> I am not sure, is that GPU an onboard card?
#165 [07:06] <bengan> he might be. hes a bit special.
#166 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> It is hmw.
#167 [07:07] <bengan> if by onboard you mean integrated in the motherboard then yes
#168 [07:08] <bengan> ok, i think ill go for the videocard update. or do you guys have any other ideas?
#169 [07:09] <hmw> bengan: I think, that's your best option
#170 [07:12] * GreyVulpine pokes bengan: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16835&keyword=%22Intel+82945G+Express+Chipset%22&lang=eng
#170 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, launching minecraft with java -Xms800M -Xmx800M -cp minecraft.jar is another known solution
#171 [07:12] <hmw> A P4 might get sweaty, when it tries to run Minecraft, though.
#172 [07:13] <hmw> GreyVulpine: in what cases will this help? Are you saying, too little assigned RAM might look like a GPU/driver error?
#173 [07:14] <GreyVulpine> For some intel chipsets, running at the default -Xmx1024M is too much. It's a known solution that throttling it back down to 800M fixes it.
#174 [07:14] <hmw> Hah. Alright, thx
#175 [07:15] <GreyVulpine> Typically, if you see an OpenGL error with anybody with a gig of RAM or less, and running an integrated intel chipset, the video card does not have enough RAM to do 3d acceleration.
#176 [07:16] <hmw> Ahh shared mem
#177 [07:16] <GreyVulpine> If you see an OpenGL error with an intel chipset that has over 1.5 gigs, then doing the -Xmx800M is a fix
#178 [07:16] * GreyVulpine nods
#178 [07:16] <bengan> ok, that sounds interesting
#179 [07:16] <hmw> below 1.5gig i suppose?
#180 [07:16] <bengan> in ram?
#181 [07:16] <GreyVulpine> This is all after doing a video card driver update, of course
#182 [07:16] <hmw> yea
#183 [07:16] <bengan> no 3gig
#184 [07:17] <bengan> ok, so how do i start up with that command?
#185 [07:17] <hmw> create a .bat file
#186 [07:17] <GreyVulpine> bengan - Did you update your video drivers yet?
#187 [07:18] <bengan> no, im actually sitting on the computer im gonna do it on. just gonna switch around first.
#188 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16835&keyword=%22Intel+82945G+Express+Chipset%22&lang=eng ---- These should be the latest for your card.
#189 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> If these don't work, then follow these instructions: http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#190 [07:19] <GreyVulpine> Modify the launch line to have -Xms800M -Xmx800M
#191 [07:21] <hmw> GreyVulpine: Regarding your pastebin link: If Windows has "Hide File Extensions" enabled in Explorer, new files often .txt attached without the user noticing. Is selecting the "All Files" type automatically disabling this wizardry? I would have used parentheses like: "some.bat" in order to force a file extension.
#192 [07:22] <GreyVulpine> Yeah hmw. I should update those instructions to include quotes, rather than doing "All files"
#193 [07:22] <bengan> unable to reach the pastebin text. try a gain?
#194 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#195 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> But for your question, doing "All files" will allow the user to input an extension in at the end, rather than windows adding .bat.txt
#196 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> Oi, I should be asleep right now.
#197 [07:24] <bengan> ok, thanks for all the help!!!
#198 [07:24] * GreyVulpine disappears.
#198 [07:24] <hmw> GreyVulpine: thx & have a good sleep
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#200 [07:26] <hmw> wb
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#203 [07:42] <hmw> bengan: so, how is it going?
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#206 [07:54] <mib_y1m90f> hello can someone please help me
#207 [07:55] <hmw> mib_y1m90f: Error Message? Use pastebin.com for longer posts, pls.
#208 [07:55] <mib_y1m90f> no i ment to put that
#209 [07:55] <mib_y1m90f> and what happens is when i try and join a server it always says bad login
#210 [07:56] <mib_y1m90f> on every server i try
#211 [07:56] <mib_y1m90f> i just got this computer for christmas and my other one would connect to servers
#212 [07:56] <hmw> what is your MC user name?
#213 [07:56] <mib_y1m90f> moto28
#214 [07:56] <hmw> !paid moto28
#215 [07:57] <SimenOlai> !paid hmw
#216 [07:57] <hmw> uhm...
#217 [07:57] <hmw> I have paid?? not under this name lol
#218 [07:57] <SimenOlai> lol
#219 [07:57] <SimenOlai> !paid SimenOlai
#220 [07:57] <SimenOlai> o.O
#221 [07:57] <mib_y1m90f> hey my pc is about t go dead so if im off you know why
#222 [07:57] <SimenOlai> wowow
#223 [07:57] <hmw> uhm... bad login is weird...
#224 [07:57] <SimenOlai> ive seen that sentence before
#225 [07:58] <mib_y1m90f> just tell me please what is wrong
#226 [07:58] <hmw> mib_y1m90f: I'll PM you my IP, please try to connect, so I can look at the log
#227 [07:58] <mib_y1m90f> ok
#228 [08:00] <mib_y1m90f> when are you gonna pm me?
#229 [08:00] <hmw> I just did
#230 [08:00] <mib_y1m90f> ok
#231 [08:00] <hmw> weird... perhaps your web-IRC is not showing the new tab prominently enough
#232 [08:02] <hmw> I don't want my IP in some chat log... perhaps you try starting a private chat with me?
#233 [08:02] <SimenOlai> lol
#234 [08:02] <SimenOlai> i pm-ed him
#235 [08:02] <SimenOlai> he still got bad login on my server
#236 [08:02] <SimenOlai> i think it may be his connection
#237 [08:02] <hmw> I sent him 3 PMs...
#238 [08:02] <SimenOlai> maybe he has slow internet so he no got pms yet?
#239 [08:03] <hmw> lol
#240 [08:03] <SimenOlai> that sounded nasty
#241 [08:03] <SimenOlai> lol
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#243 [08:03] <hmw> must be that obnoxious "IP over Bushdrumz"-Protocol
#244 [08:03] <SimenOlai> he got 65 ms in ping
#245 [08:04] <hmw> Besides being banned or simply not while-listed, I have no idea, what could cause this problem
#246 [08:04] <SimenOlai> what
#247 [08:04] <SimenOlai> wrong user logged in?
#248 [08:04] <SimenOlai> bad internet?
#249 [08:05] <SimenOlai> bad user?
#250 [08:05] <SimenOlai> you hacking him?
#251 [08:05] <SimenOlai> :D
#252 [08:05] <hmw> They said, they can't connect to servers, so I assumed, the game and normal login were OK
#253 [08:05] <SimenOlai> it doesnt even say he tried to login in server log
#254 [08:05] <SimenOlai> yeah, bad internet i bet
#255 [08:06] <SimenOlai> [14:04:08] <mib_y1m90f> 5.90 mbps
#256 [08:06] <SimenOlai> think its in download speed
#257 [08:06] <hmw> That is anything but bad
#258 [08:06] <hmw> bad would be 65Kbaud
#259 [08:06] <hmw> 56
#260 [08:06] <SimenOlai> for me he has bad internet :D
#261 [08:06] <SimenOlai> but enough to play minecraft
#262 [08:06] <hmw> well... i got a bit more, too... but you need about one Mbit to play
#263 [08:07] <SimenOlai> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1667910204.png
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#265 [08:07] <hmw> I got myself the cheapest cable in town and got 25/1.5
#266 [08:08] <hmw> I am jealous bout your upload
#267 [08:08] <SimenOlai> xDD
#268 [08:08] <SimenOlai> think i have 25/25
#269 [08:08] <SimenOlai> says on the bill :P
#270 [08:08] <hmw> well
#271 [08:08] <hmw> heheh
#272 [08:09] <SimenOlai> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1667906436.png
#273 [08:09] <SimenOlai> my newest result
#274 [08:09] <hmw> How much do you pay and what town?
#275 [08:09] <SimenOlai> idk
#276 [08:09] <SimenOlai> town?
#277 [08:09] <hmw> locaion
#278 [08:09] <SimenOlai> more like a village i bet
#279 [08:09] <hmw> at least country?
#280 [08:09] <hmw> just curious
#281 [08:09] <mib_y1m90f> simen how is my conection
#282 [08:10] <hmw> mib_y1m90f: did you ever use a pirated version of the game before?
#283 [08:10] <mib_y1m90f> pirated????
#284 [08:10] <hmw> stolen, cracked
#285 [08:10] <mib_y1m90f> t
#286 [08:10] <mib_y1m90f> no
#287 [08:10] <hmw> there are issues with certain trojabs
#288 [08:10] <hmw> trojans
#289 [08:11] <mib_y1m90f> i paid for it normally
#290 [08:11] <hmw> ok
#291 [08:11] <mib_y1m90f> yea....
#292 [08:11] <hmw> is any other program/game/system/whatever doing weird things, or only MC?
#293 [08:11] <mib_y1m90f> only mc just got this pc this morning
#294 [08:11] <SimenOlai> google this, 59.0900000 5.7600000 in google map
#295 [08:11] <SimenOlai> then chose satelite :P
#296 [08:11] <SimenOlai> and around there
#297 [08:12] <hmw> SimenOlai: the name of the country would have done, too...
#298 [08:12] <SimenOlai> no
#299 [08:12] <SimenOlai> because i dont live in a city :P
#300 [08:12] <mib_y1m90f> why did you tell me to go there?
#301 [08:13] <hmw> SimenOlai: Perhaps you should try reinstalling the game.
#302 [08:13] <hmw> SimenOlai: oops
#303 [08:13] <hmw> mib_y1m90f: ^
#304 [08:13] <SimenOlai> why?
#305 [08:13] <hmw> ??> mib_y1m90f win/reinst
#306 [08:13] <VoxelHead> mib_y1m90f: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#307 [08:13] <VoxelHead> mib_y1m90f: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#308 [08:13] <SimenOlai> i dont want to loose my mods
#309 [08:13] <hmw> SimenOlai: wrong recipient
#310 [08:14] <SimenOlai> you did it on purpuse :D
#311 [08:14] <hmw> heheh
#312 [08:14] <mib_y1m90f> ok
#313 [08:14] <SimenOlai> hmw
#314 [08:14] <hmw> mib_y1m90f: have you been sharing the account?
#315 [08:14] <SimenOlai> use google streetview too look around there
#316 [08:17] <mib_y1m90f> thanks so much!!! it works!
#317 [08:18] <hmw> hah. Alright. Happy Holidays!
#318 [08:18] <hmw> Golden rule of thumb for any computer problem: Retry, Restart Program, Reboot Machine, Reinstall.
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#325 [08:33] <sproing> hi, i am getting the error cannot connect to minecraft.net
#326 [08:33] <sproing> nothing is in appdata/.minecraft
#327 [08:33] <hmw> sproing: can you log in to minecraft.net in your browser?
#328 [08:33] <hmw> !isdown
#329 [08:33] <GreyBot> hmw: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#330 [08:34] <erin03126> hi my computer won't go to minecraft
#331 [08:34] <hmw> erin03126: I don't understand. YOu mean, you can't surf to minecraft.net?
#332 [08:35] <erin03126> yes i can but i just bought the game today and mincraft says my video card drivers are bad.
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#334 [08:35] <mib_pbddx7> ich habe minecraft gekauft und ich bin kein p user
#335 [08:35] <hmw> mib_pbddx7: wie lange ist es her, dass du gekauft hast?
#336 [08:35] <hmw> ??> erin03126 win/dxdiag
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#338 [08:35] <VoxelHead> erin03126: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#339 [08:35] <VoxelHead> erin03126: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#340 [08:35] <mib_pbddx7> 3 tage ich habe es alle tage versucht
#341 [08:36] <hmw> mib_pbddx7: Wie hast du bezahlt?
#342 [08:36] <sproing> no i cant install the game
#343 [08:36] <sproing> after login on client says that
#344 [08:36] <mib_pbddx7> Amercian Express oder so
#345 [08:37] <hmw> sproing: Make sure, you are using Sun Java 1.6.0_30 and reinstall the game: ...
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#347 [08:37] <hmw> ??> sproing win/reinst
#348 [08:37] <VoxelHead> sproing: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#349 [08:37] <VoxelHead> sproing: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#350 [08:37] <sproing> there nothing in .minecraft
#351 [08:38] <hmw> mib_pbddx7: Was sagt Am.Exp. dazu, ob das Geld überwiesen wurde? Es kann manchmal länger dauern, bis das Geld bei Mojang ankommt.
#352 [08:38] <hmw> sproing: What OS do you use?
#353 [08:38] <sproing> windows
#354 [08:38] <mib_pbddx7> ja haeb ich mir auch schon gedacht aber glaubst du wirklich das das l�nger dauert :/
#355 [08:38] <hmw> 7, i suppose
#356 [08:39] <mib_pbddx7> ok dan versuche ich es nochmal
#357 [08:39] <sproing> yes
#358 [08:39] <sproing> 7
#359 [08:39] <hmw> mib_pbddx7: Es kommt öfter vor, dass hier Leute so ein Problem haben. Wenn das Geld überwiesen wurde, dann kannst du versuchen Mojang zu kontaktieren
#360 [08:39] <mib_pbddx7> ok
#361 [08:39] <hmw> sproing: Did you buy and download the game on minecraft.net or through a retailer?
#362 [08:40] <sproing> minecraft.net
#363 [08:40] <sproing> ive logged in b4 on other comps fine
#364 [08:40] <sproing> i have java
#365 [08:40] <mib_pbddx7> also die minecraft.exe
#366 [08:40] <sproing> Congratulations! You have the recommended Java installed (1.7.0).
#367 [08:40] <sproing> die?
#368 [08:41] <sproing> oh ctrl alt del it
#369 [08:41] <hmw> sproing: That's the problem. Java 1.7 is not fully finished. Download the version 1.6.0_30
#370 [08:41] <hmw> !java
#371 [08:41] <hmw> sec
#372 [08:41] <sproing> oh ok
#373 [08:41] <hmw> http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp
#374 [08:42] <sproing> removing java 7
#375 [08:43] <sproing> gotta kill ff, brb
#376 [08:44] <mib_pbddx7> also noch etwas warten und java 1.6.0_30 installieren und es nochmal versuchen
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#378 [08:45] <hmw> mib_pbddx7: Mit Java 7 wirst du keine Freude haben. Was das Warten betrifft, bin ich unsicher. Vielleicht fragst du später nocheinmal hier, wenn wieder mehr Leute da sind.
#379 [08:46] <sprog> The game closed when i died because i was on hardcore i think and we cant get back on it.
#380 [08:46] <hmw> sprog: You played offline and the map won't load anymore?
#381 [08:46] <hmw> offline=single player
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#383 [08:46] <sprog> No,i cant find a way back on the game.
#384 [08:47] <hmw> Hahah you are searching for the spawn point?
#385 [08:47] <sprog> There is no link annd i dont want to redownload it.
#386 [08:47] <sprog> and*
#387 [08:47] <hmw> sprog: You could create a compass (4 iron around one redstone)
#388 [08:47] <sprog> Yes,but how do i get on the game.
#389 [08:48] <erin03126> hi....i followed your instructions up until the part where I copy link in browser address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.....what/where is the IRC channel?
#390 [08:48] <hmw> this here is the channel
#391 [08:49] <sprog> I have no link to the game and the only way to get on it is redownload it again and again.
#392 [08:49] <erin03126> so i copy the link into the browser on this page?
#393 [08:49] <hmw> erin03126: please, do so
#394 [08:50] <hmw> sprog: You should have downloaded a "Minecraft.exe". You can keep that file on your Desktop and use it to start the game.
#395 [08:50] <sprog> Ok but it want me to keep running it
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#397 [08:50] <sprog> Is that downloading it again or just opening?
#398 [08:50] <hmw> sprog: is there any error message?
#399 [08:51] <hmw> (I am still not following)
#400 [08:51] <erin03126> i'm confused about how to paste the "pastebin" link into the IRC channel
#401 [08:51] <sprog> No but it takes a long time to load i ran it and it still isn't opening
#402 [08:51] <hmw> erin03126: select the text in the address bar (beginning with http://pastebin.com/ or so) and give me that link, so I can read the page
#403 [08:52] <mib_mysd8w> also liegt es wohl dran das amep es wohl noch nicht �berwiesen hat ?
#404 [08:52] <hmw> sprog: what does http://javatester.org/version.html tell you about your Java version?
#405 [08:53] <erin03126> http://pastebin.com/qNCQg4d5
#406 [08:53] <sprog> Hold on let me see.
#407 [08:54] <hmw> erin03126: Looks like you need to update your video card drivers. I am looking for the correct download
#408 [08:54] <sprog> Java version: 1.6.0_05 from sun microsystems inc.
#409 [08:55] <hmw> sprog: _05 is a bit old, we are at _30 now. I'd recommend updating your Java. http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp
#410 [08:55] <sprog> Ok i will do that thank you.
#411 [08:58] <hmw> erin03126: Drivers for your GPU: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16835&ProdId=2102&lang=eng
#412 [08:59] <erin03126> i downloaded it. what now?
#413 [09:00] <hmw> erin03126: Install the new drivers. You might be asked to reboot your machine. Then try Minecraft
#414 [09:00] <erin03126> how do i install drivers?
#415 [09:00] <hmw> start the program you downloaded from intel
#416 [09:01] <hmw> (It's called an "installer", the program will do the actual installing work for you)
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#418 [09:03] <erin03126> Thank you.....I will be back if it doesn't work!
#419 [09:03] <hmw> good luck :)
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#421 [09:10] <mudpit> java 1.6.0 wäre besser zum minecraft spielen
#422 [09:10] <hmw> definitiv
#423 [09:10] <mudpit> der link wäre nett
#424 [09:10] <hmw> http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp
#425 [09:10] <hmw> google nach "java download"...?
#426 [09:11] <mudpit> ja aber war irgend wie nichts passendes :/
#427 [09:11] <hmw> war der erste link, glaub ich :-)=)
#428 [09:11] <mudpit> auf jedenfall danke
#429 [09:12] <hmw> yw
#430 [09:14] <mudpit> und jetzt streik minecraft.net
#431 [09:14] <hmw> !isdown
#432 [09:14] <mudpit> ach man
#433 [09:14] <GreyBot> hmw: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#434 [09:15] <hmw> auweia
#435 [09:15] <hmw> this happens from time to time
#436 [09:17] <mudpit> hmm also alles gemacht und ich bin noch immer kein p user
#437 [09:18] <mudpit> legt anscheined an der überweisung
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#439 [09:19] <hmw> Just like yesterday, took me 30+ seconds to load minecraft.net.. .it is still loading gadgets lol
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#441 [09:19] <mario2k> Hello, it possible to change a e-mail?
#442 [09:19] <hmw> mario2k: no
#443 [09:19] <mario2k> Why?
#444 [09:20] * hmw shrugs
#444 [09:20] <mario2k> I dont have acces to my mail...
#445 [09:20] <hmw> Because Notch, perhaps.
#446 [09:21] <mudpit> warum kann mann minecraft net im laden kaufen
#447 [09:22] <hmw> Wenn du jemanden mit PayPal kennst, dann kann ich es nur empfehlen. Kann aber auch ein paar Stunden dauern.
#448 [09:23] <mudpit> also war amep eine schlechte entscheidung ich meine habe 20 euro bezahlt :(
#449 [09:25] <hmw> mudpit: Wenn du sicher bist, dass das Geld rausgegangen ist, dann kontaktiere help@mojang.com
#450 [09:26] <mudpit> also schreiben das mein p acount nicht aktiviert wird
#451 [09:26] <hmw> yep
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#453 [09:27] <Damein> Is anyone here that can help with my router?
#454 [09:27] <hmw> Damein: What do you want to do?
#455 [09:28] <Damein> i have a new laptop and i want to open up the router so i can connect and use internet on my laptop and i know this isnt the right chat but could you point me in the right direction?
#456 [09:29] <hmw> Damein: Wireless or cable based?
#457 [09:30] <mudpit> oder sollte ich noch ein parr tage warten mit der übertragung
#458 [09:30] <Damein> wireless
#459 [09:30] <hmw> mudpit: Ich würde vielleicht noch 2, 3 Tage warten
#460 [09:31] <mudpit> ok ich höre auf deinem rat
#461 [09:31] <hmw> Damein: are other computers already able to log into that router?
#462 [09:31] <mudpit> thx
#463 [09:31] <hmw> yw
#464 [09:31] <Damein> i can use the home computer
#465 [09:31] <Damein> which is this one
#466 [09:31] <hmw> But I guess not via Wireless
#467 [09:32] <Damein> yea i have an old router that is wired but we bought a new dlink one and we are trying to set it up
#468 [09:32] <hmw> Damein: What is the exact model name
#469 [09:33] <Damein> dlink dir 615
#470 [09:34] <hmw> this one? (mind the sub number N300) http://www.dlink.com/DIR-615
#471 [09:35] <Damein> yes
#472 [09:36] <hmw> Well... The page is talking about a "Setip Wizard". Did it come with a disk?
#473 [09:37] <Damein> ...i forget
#474 [09:37] <Damein> -.-
#475 [09:38] <hmw> Connect your computer to the router with a network cable, then open http://192.168.0.1 in your browser. You should see some setup screen or something alike.
#476 [09:38] <Damein> kk
#477 [09:39] <hmw> Damein: wait
#478 [09:39] <hmw> Damein: you should first figure out, which network address you are using... 192.168 was just a guess...
#479 [09:39] <TheNytangel> 99% downloaded Anno 2070 :D
#480 [09:39] <TheNytangel> hmw: it is most likely 192.168
#481 [09:40] <hmw> yeah
#482 [09:40] <hmw> but i've seen 1.1 too
#483 [09:40] <TheNytangel> 192.168.1.1?
#484 [09:40] <hmw> yes
#485 [09:40] <hmw> I see that often
#486 [09:48] <oldtopmanserver> TheNytangel: Why are you still up D:
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#489 [09:50] <Damein> ok hmw i really am retarded
#490 [09:51] <hmw> oh my
#491 [09:51] <Damein> i cant figure this out.... i have a webstar thing hooked up and that is what is gett my internet
#492 [09:52] <Damein> but im trying to get the internet to go through the dlink
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#494 [09:56] <Deleters> Hellp there fellow friends.
#495 [09:56] <Deleters> hello*
#496 [09:56] <hmw> Damein: on Desktop computer, open the start menu and type cmd.exe then press return. In the black window, type ipconfig /all ... I need to know the number in the line with "IP_Address"
#497 [09:57] <hmw> Deleters: hi
#498 [09:57] <hmw> Damein: "IP-Address" probably
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#502 [10:06] <epdv> Hi! Have problems with OpenGL (using a Samsung X20 notebook with Intel 910, latest but old driver, as the notebook is rather old, too). AFAIK, OpenGl is supported, but probably not latest version - which version is needed, how can I get the running version, and how can I probably emulate a more advanced version, as there will never more be a driver update?
#503 [10:07] <Damein> alright i got it set up i was actually kinda hoping it was gunna be more of a fight....
#504 [10:07] <hmw> epdv: how old is it? What CPU?
#505 [10:09] <hmw> epdv: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/41109-possible-fix-for-bad-video-drivers-problem/
#506 [10:09] <epdv> hmw: Some years (already don't know exactly ...). Pentium M 1.75GHz
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#508 [10:12] <epdv> hmw Same graphics chip. Will try that trick. Thank You for help!
#509 [10:13] <Deleters> a chip? 0.0 And on an old lappy? 0.0
#510 [10:13] <hmw> I know ;-) But don't expect good performance. It might be somewhat playable, perhaps.
#511 [10:13] <Deleters> lol
#512 [10:14] <Deleters> if it isn't intel, than I can expect at least it running.
#513 [10:14] <Deleters> I mean for the g chip :P
#514 [10:14] <hmw> :-)=)
#515 [10:14] <Damein> ok i have a question hmw
#516 [10:15] <hmw> I might have an answer. We will see, if they match.
#517 [10:15] <Damein> is there anyway to get my old minecraft server from my home computer to the laptop... would a usb work
#518 [10:15] <Damein> lol
#519 [10:15] <hmw> yes, it's easy
#520 [10:15] <Deleters> yeah
#521 [10:15] <Deleters> just move all the files :P
#522 [10:16] <Damein> how do i do that with a usb
#523 [10:16] <hmw> just copy the world's folder. You can interchange them between your .minecraft/saves folder and the server's folder
#524 [10:16] <Deleters> Damein: The world, or a server?
#525 [10:16] <Damein> how do i do that
#526 [10:16] <Damein> a server me and 2 other friends play on
#527 [10:16] <Deleters> drag and drop? :)
#528 [10:16] <hmw> right click, "copy"... right click, "paste"
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#530 [10:17] <Damein> drag and drop it where i have 2 different computers
#531 [10:17] <Deleters> hmw: there's also ctrl-c, ctrl-b, ctrl-drag and drop
#532 [10:17] <TheNytangel> hmw: Anno 2070 is done downloading :D
#533 [10:17] <Deleters> anno... what? XD
#534 [10:17] <calatalee> Hi, I created a minecraft server, and people can connect. however, when they punch wood it doesn't update that chunk OR give them wood
#535 [10:17] <TheNytangel> Deleters: ctrl + v, ctrl + p
#536 [10:17] <hmw> Damein: use that usb thumb drive
#537 [10:18] <Deleters> cala: the tree block stays there, right?
#538 [10:18] <hmw> TheNytangel: my condolences.
#539 [10:18] <Damein> ok seems easier
#540 [10:18] <calatalee> Deleters: yup
#541 [10:18] <Deleters> kk. Are you using bukkit?
#542 [10:18] <calatalee> sorry?
#543 [10:18] <calatalee> dunno
#544 [10:19] <calatalee> just the default server
#545 [10:19] <Deleters> kk, 'nilla.
#546 [10:19] <calatalee> ya
#547 [10:19] <TheNytangel> Vanilla...
#548 [10:19] <hmw> calatalee: if they don't have OP status, they can't manipulate the world around the spawn point, radius like 30m
#549 [10:19] <calatalee> is bukkit better?
#550 [10:19] <TheNytangel> Tons
#551 [10:19] <Deleters> bukkit... not really, unless you want plugins. :)
#552 [10:20] <hmw> calatalee: you get a tons of plugins, but I recommend you get a feeling for vanilla, too
#553 [10:20] <calatalee> ok
#554 [10:20] <Deleters> hmw: there's some plugins that actually give a better feel than vanilla.
#555 [10:20] <Deleters> however, there are some you might wanna stay away from XD
#556 [10:20] <hmw> I switched to Bukkit yesterday, now I have apple trees :)
#557 [10:21] <Deleters> lol.
#558 [10:21] <Deleters> I've actually used bukkit tons before.
#559 [10:21] <Deleters> dang it, I keep forgetting to ask my not-so-needed question XD
#560 [10:21] <hmw> Deleters: I wasn't trying to imply, that vanilla server was better
#561 [10:21] <calatalee> so do you think bukkit would fix the problem?
#562 [10:21] <Deleters> well, sometimes I wish I did have vanilla :L
#563 [10:22] <Deleters> cala: just move like 50 blocks from spawn.
#564 [10:22] <Deleters> simpler fix :)
#565 [10:22] <hmw> calatalee: read my message about spawn protection
#566 [10:22] <Deleters> anyone know what the original log in mc called irl?
#567 [10:22] <Deleters> the bright brown one?
#568 [10:23] <calatalee> ah thanks
#569 [10:23] <calatalee> appreciate that
#570 [10:23] <Deleters> np.
#571 [10:23] <hmw> Deleters: Wood
#572 [10:23] <Deleters> XD I mean, like the white one is birch, and the dark one is spruce. but the light one is...
#573 [10:23] <hmw> The same name as the dark logs
#574 [10:23] <hmw> They all are named "Wood"
#575 [10:24] <hmw> What for do you want to know?
#576 [10:24] <TheNytangel> The white one is birch wood, the dark one is redwood, and the regular one is just wood
#577 [10:24] <Deleters> :L They gotta have a real name for them, they are right outside my door. I just cannot think of it.
#578 [10:24] <hmw> but not ingame :(
#579 [10:24] <calatalee> works!
#580 [10:24] <calatalee> thanks a TON
#581 [10:24] <calatalee> :)
#582 [10:24] <Deleters> np
#583 [10:25] <Deleters> and hmw: I wanted to use it for correctly advertising my shop.
#584 [10:25] <TheNytangel> Mibbit dun know what +q is on Esper
#585 [10:25] <Deleters> lol
#586 [10:25] <hmw> ah
#587 [10:25] <Deleters> mibbit sux.
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#589 [10:26] <Deleters> I'll just put oak.
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#591 [10:33] <wannabemac> Merry Christmas to whoever is here.
#592 [10:34] <Deleters> merry christmas.
#593 [10:46] <wannabemac> I guess tiw ill be quiet today.
#594 [10:46] <wannabemac> Damn it, another typo.
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#596 [10:48] <wannabemac> .
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#598 [10:53] <Akimborainbow> Minecraft crashes with launcher and breaks if i try to join a server in-browser. Java has been reinstalled about 5 times, graphics drivers have been reinstalled, and I've switched browsers.
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#601 [10:55] <Akimborainbow> sorry firefox crashed
#602 [10:57] <wannabemac> LOL
#603 [10:57] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#604 [10:57] <wannabemac> ??> Akimborainbow win/dxdiag
#605 [10:57] <VoxelHead> Akimborainbow: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#606 [10:57] <VoxelHead> Akimborainbow: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#607 [10:58] <wannabemac> You are on windows right?
#608 [11:00] <Akimborainbow> y
#609 [11:00] <Akimborainbow> win 7 64 bit
#610 [11:00] <wannabemac> Okay, do what I said.
#611 [11:00] <wannabemac> Well, what VoxelHead said.
#612 [11:00] <wannabemac> wait.
#613 [11:00] <Akimborainbow> btw it crashed because an addon broke it... removed it now
#614 [11:01] <wannabemac> Did you delete the entire .minecraft folder?
#615 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> y
#616 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> everything
#617 [11:01] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#618 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> removed all ATI products
#619 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> and ALL java products
#620 [11:01] <wannabemac> But you delete the entire .minecraft folder?
#621 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> y
#622 [11:01] <Akimborainbow> i've saved the file now
#623 [11:01] <wannabemac> Mods create other files.
#624 [11:02] <wannabemac> You must make sure to delete them all.
#625 [11:02] <wannabemac> Make sure to save your saves folder, and your screenshots folder.
#626 [11:02] <Akimborainbow> i've removed the whole .minecraft folder and redownloaded
#627 [11:02] <wannabemac> Okay.
#628 [11:02] <Akimborainbow> done it about 100 times
#629 [11:02] <wannabemac> ??> Akimborainbow java/version
#630 [11:02] <VoxelHead> Akimborainbow: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#631 [11:02] <VoxelHead> Akimborainbow: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#632 [11:02] <Akimborainbow> 1.6 64
#633 [11:02] <Akimborainbow> normally i can fix all my computer probs myself... but i just dont know how to fix this 1
#634 [11:03] <wannabemac> Give me a minute.
#635 [11:03] <Akimborainbow> 1.6 30
#636 [11:03] <wannabemac> Has minecraft worked for you in the past?
#637 [11:03] <Akimborainbow> y
#638 [11:03] <Akimborainbow> before 1.0.1
#639 [11:03] <Akimborainbow> i was working on some redstone when is suddenly just closed
#640 [11:03] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#641 [11:03] <Akimborainbow> about 10 min after dl'ing 1.0.1
#642 [11:04] <Akimborainbow> btw -> http://pastebin.com/R2rFQN9M
#643 [11:05] <Akimborainbow> dxdiag file
#644 [11:05] <wannabemac> Thanks
#645 [11:06] <wannabemac> Do you get any files that start with hs_err_pid where you minecraft.exe is?
#646 [11:06] <Akimborainbow> y
#647 [11:06] <wannabemac> Can you just answer my questions please?
#648 [11:06] <Akimborainbow> the keep-alive error msg
#649 [11:06] <Akimborainbow> y = yes
#650 [11:06] <wannabemac> Oh, I thought you were asking why.
#651 [11:06] <Akimborainbow> lolol im not retarded...
#652 [11:07] <wannabemac> Hmm, Could you put those files into paste bin then put a link in here?
#653 [11:07] <Akimborainbow> ok
#654 [11:07] <Akimborainbow> http://pastebin.com/2nYzFGAM
#655 [11:07] <Akimborainbow> here ya go
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#657 [11:09] <wannabemac> You have java 7.
#658 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> ...
#659 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> nope i dont
#660 [11:09] <wannabemac> You do.
#661 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> apparently i have a ghost in my system
#662 [11:09] <wannabemac> JRE version: 7.0_02-b13
#663 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> I uninstalled java 6
#664 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> 7*
#665 [11:09] <wannabemac> That is from the file.
#666 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> we'll bend be backwards.... I removed that
#667 [11:09] <Akimborainbow> me*
#668 [11:10] <Akimborainbow> ill just remove java... again
#669 [11:10] <wannabemac> Make sure all the files are gone.
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#671 [11:10] <Akimborainbow> y
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#673 [11:10] <wannabemac> ??> Akimborainbow java/jre/7u1
#674 [11:10] <VoxelHead> Akimborainbow: (java/jre/7u1) http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/java-se-jre-7-download-432155.html
#675 [11:10] <wannabemac> Dont go to that.
#676 [11:11] <wannabemac> Get jre 6.
#677 [11:11] <Akimborainbow> so what should i do after uninstalling 7
#678 [11:11] <wannabemac> Get java 6 update 30
#679 [11:11] <Akimborainbow> ok
#680 [11:11] <Akimborainbow> and then
#681 [11:11] <wannabemac> Try minecraft.
#682 [11:11] <Akimborainbow> ok
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#684 [11:12] <Akimborainbow> brb. gotta shut off the browser.
#685 [11:12] <wannabemac> Okay
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#688 [11:16] <Akimborainbow> back
#689 [11:16] <jack96> i have downloaded minecraft on my nook color but can not play. what do i need to do?
#690 [11:16] <Akimborainbow> soooo.... it closed itself
#691 [11:17] <wannabemac> jack96, I have no idea.
#692 [11:17] <wannabemac> What do you mean Akimborainbow?
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#694 [11:18] <Akimborainbow> it closes itself after login... takes about 10seconds
#695 [11:18] <wannabemac> Did you reinstall java?
#696 [11:18] <Akimborainbow> y
#697 [11:18] <grit> I'm stuck on a download screen that says download is complete but the download bar isn't full and nothing is happening.
#698 [11:19] <wannabemac> grit, try turning your firewall off.
#699 [11:19] <Akimborainbow> redownloading mc right now
#700 [11:19] <Akimborainbow> nope it closed
#701 [11:19] <grit> doing now
#702 [11:19] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#703 [11:19] <Akimborainbow> http://pastebin.com/bRJfHFSf new hspid
#704 [11:20] <wannabemac> Akimborainbow, unstalling the java you have now and getting the 32 bit version.
#705 [11:20] <Akimborainbow> ok
#706 [11:21] <wannabemac> Wow, this faction server does not have fire spread.
#707 [11:21] <wannabemac> Now I cannot burn this guys house.
#708 [11:21] <Akimborainbow> so.... should i reboot after reinstalling java.... Normally i dont need 2 after reinstalling java.... but..
#709 [11:21] <wannabemac> Sure.
#710 [11:22] <Akimborainbow> so... time to reboot
#711 [11:22] <Akimborainbow> just gonna finish watching this video
#712 [11:24] <Akimborainbow> imah brb
#713 [11:24] <wannabemac> Okay.
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#715 [11:26] <akimborainbow> so.... im back now
#716 [11:26] <akimborainbow> gonna install java now
#717 [11:28] <wannabemac> Okay.
#718 [11:28] <wannabemac> You uninstalled right?
#719 [11:28] <akimborainbow> so im gonna try to connect to a server
#720 [11:28] <akimborainbow> y
#721 [11:28] <akimborainbow> nope it went down
#722 [11:29] <wannabemac> You uninstalled right?/
#723 [11:29] <akimborainbow> other error this time
#724 [11:29] <akimborainbow> y i uninstalled
#725 [11:29] <akimborainbow> not timer error
#726 [11:29] <wannabemac> Is it just one server you cannot connect to?
#727 [11:30] <akimborainbow> http://pastebin.com/MicsKqd2
#728 [11:30] <akimborainbow> nope all servers
#729 [11:30] <wannabemac> Try turning your firewall off.
#730 [11:31] <akimborainbow> it is off
#731 [11:31] <akimborainbow> i cant even connect to 127.0.0.1
#732 [11:32] <akimborainbow> I cant even connect to my own server
#733 [11:32] <wannabemac> What error message do you get?
#734 [11:32] <akimborainbow> none
#735 [11:32] <akimborainbow> it just closed
#736 [11:32] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#737 [11:32] <akimborainbow> i pasted the error
#738 [11:32] <akimborainbow> i linked it
#739 [11:32] <akimborainbow> the hpid file
#740 [11:33] <wannabemac> Why do you have java server?
#741 [11:33] <akimborainbow> It crashes even if i dont use a java server
#742 [11:34] <wannabemac> I am stumped
#743 [11:34] <wannabemac> Here is the problem: [FPServiceProvider64.dll+0x1b62]
#744 [11:34] <akimborainbow> soooo what is that
#745 [11:35] <wannabemac> One second
#746 [11:36] <Wug> that looks like out of memory issues
#747 [11:37] <Wug> do you have a 32 bit OS?
#748 [11:37] <akimborainbow> nope
#749 [11:37] <akimborainbow> 4 gigs of ram
#750 [11:37] <wannabemac> Hmm
#751 [11:37] <akimborainbow> 64bit os
#752 [11:37] <Wug> do you have 64 bit java?
#753 [11:37] <akimborainbow> nope
#754 [11:37] <Wug> :j
#755 [11:37] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#756 [11:37] <Wug> get 64 bit java
#757 [11:38] <akimborainbow> tried it... Didnt help
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#759 [11:38] <Wug> were you playing from a browser?
#760 [11:38] <akimborainbow> browser only works in sp
#761 [11:38] <wannabemac> Try removing this file. FPServiceProvider64.dll, that is the one giving the error.
#762 [11:39] <akimborainbow> and launcher closes about 10 sec after login
#763 [11:39] <wannabemac> Wug, look at this.
#764 [11:39] <wannabemac> http://pastebin.com/MicsKqd2
#765 [11:39] <wannabemac> That is his hs_err_pid
#766 [11:40] <Wug> I saw i
#767 [11:40] <Wug> there are pieces of the heap memory usage at 99%
#768 [11:41] <akimborainbow> I have thought about this for a while. but could the cause of this be an error caused by the proxyfox addon for mozilla?
#769 [11:41] <akimborainbow> i installed it @ about the same time as 1.0.1 came out
#770 [11:41] <wannabemac> Could b.
#771 [11:41] <hmw> disable it temporarily
#772 [11:41] <Wug> try uninstalling it
#773 [11:41] <Wug> or disabling, whatever
#774 [11:41] <akimborainbow> ill just uninstall it
#775 [11:41] <wannabemac> Merry Christmas Wug and hmw. :F
#776 [11:41] <wannabemac> :D*
#777 [11:41] <wannabemac> Damn typos.
#778 [11:42] <Wug> lol :F
#779 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> !paid WarTheCar
#780 [11:42] <wannabemac> Looks like a vampire.
#781 [11:42] <hmw> looks like a Minecraft chicken :F
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#783 [11:42] <wannabemac> !paid wannabemac
#784 [11:42] <akimborainbow> hi
#785 [11:42] <akimborainbow> im back now
#786 [11:42] <Wug> yeah, it may have been something foxyproxy related
#787 [11:43] <Wug> try the download launcher again
#788 [11:43] <akimborainbow> that didnt help
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#790 [11:43] <akimborainbow> i removed foxyproxy
#791 [11:43] <wannabemac> Guys look at this thing I found, it is bad, very bad.
#792 [11:43] <Wug> does it still crash
#793 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> !paid fanslayer07
#794 [11:43] <wannabemac> http://venetrate.com/
#795 [11:43] <akimborainbow> well imah gonna get a new launcher
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#797 [11:43] <WarTheCar> !paid WartheBar
#798 [11:43] <WarTheCar> !paid Warthecar
#799 [11:43] <WarTheCar> !paid Warthecar
#800 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> WarTheCar: don't issue multiple !paid
#801 [11:44] <akimborainbow> what does !paid do?
#802 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> akimborainbow: checks if user is paid
#803 [11:44] <akimborainbow> aha
#804 [11:44] <akimborainbow> how`?
#805 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp
#806 [11:44] <WarTheCar> tyteen4a03 : Sorry.
#807 [11:44] <akimborainbow> cool
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#809 [11:44] <akimborainbow> !paid akimborainbow
#810 [11:44] <akimborainbow> lol
#811 [11:45] <akimborainbow> :)
#812 [11:45] <akimborainbow> ... Minecraft.net is SOOO slow
#813 [11:45] <Helpneeded> Can you help me fix a crash in minecraft
#814 [11:45] <akimborainbow> nope
#815 [11:45] <Wug> Helpneeded: maybe
#816 [11:45] <akimborainbow> new launcher didnt help
#817 [11:46] <akimborainbow> Still closing
#818 [11:46] <Wug> akimborainbow: still crashes? does it still drop a hspid?
#819 [11:46] <akimborainbow> y
#820 [11:46] <Wug> pastebin it
#821 [11:46] <akimborainbow> http://pastebin.com/z5b9ESfr
#822 [11:47] <Helpneeded> When i use the download version it starts up then closes down leaving a notepad document saying java error
#823 [11:49] <Helpneeded> help
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#826 [11:51] <Wug> akimborainbow: its still having foxyproxy related issues, its crashing in the "foxyproxy video utility"
#827 [11:51] <wannabemac> I told him to delete the file.
#828 [11:51] <akimborainbow> ok
#829 [11:52] <akimborainbow> gonna find if the dll is stuck somewhere
#830 [11:52] <akimborainbow> gonna find it
#831 [11:53] <alvaradot96> i have the bad video card drivers error and its getting agrivating because i paid money for this game
#832 [11:53] <Wug> :dx > alvaradot96
#833 [11:53] <WugBot> alvaradot96: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#834 [11:53] <WugBot> alvaradot96: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#835 [11:53] <akimborainbow> Awhhhh yeah
#836 [11:53] <akimborainbow> not crashing... Now i got a whitelist error
#837 [11:54] <akimborainbow> FK YEAH
#838 [11:54] <akimborainbow> thanks guy
#839 [11:54] <akimborainbow> s
#840 [11:54] <akimborainbow> How can i pay you back?
#841 [11:54] <akimborainbow> want a free game on steam or something?
#842 [11:55] <wannabemac> No.
#843 [11:55] <akimborainbow> Thanks for the awesome help :)
#844 [11:55] <wannabemac> Your welcome.
#845 [11:55] <akimborainbow> Sooooo... Can i pay you and wug back somehow?
#846 [11:56] <alvaradot96> http://pastebin.com/m8xEz83m
#847 [11:56] <akimborainbow> maybe some 3d renders or something?
#848 [11:56] <wannabemac> We volunteer our time, we do not require anything back.
#849 [11:56] <akimborainbow> I can cr8 some c4d intros, models or anything.
#850 [11:56] <akimborainbow> Still i wanna pay you guys back...
#851 [11:57] <wannabemac> You can pay me back by enjoying your Christmas.
#852 [11:57] <akimborainbow> :)
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#854 [11:58] <akimborainbow> Anyway just send me an email @ ninjawhale@live.se if you want some 3d models, some wallpapers, graphic design or anything. ANYTHING related to 3d or graphic design. Anything from signatures to posters
#855 [11:58] * mib_7bdfhj [mib_7bdfhj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#856 [11:58] <akimborainbow> This applies to wug 2
#857 [11:58] <mib_7bdfhj> my minecraft is not working
#858 [11:59] <wannabemac> Okay.
#859 [11:59] <Wug> akimborainbow: lol
#860 [11:59] <mib_7bdfhj> it just goes white when i play
#861 [11:59] <Wug> I'm busy investigating
#862 [11:59] <mib_7bdfhj> k
#863 [11:59] <Wug> mib_7bdfhj: hang on a sec
#864 [11:59] <Wug> alvaradot96: I need your dxdiag, follow WugBot's instructions
#865 [12:00] <mib_7bdfhj> nik username
#866 [12:02] <alvaradot96> http://pastebin.com/m8xEz83m
#867 [12:03] <akimborainbow> does minecraft help have a homepage?
#868 [12:03] <wannabemac> No.
#869 [12:03] <akimborainbow> ok
#870 [12:03] <wannabemac> Mojang does have its own support page. http://www.minecraft.net/support
#871 [12:04] <akimborainbow> this is far superior to the official 1
#872 [12:04] <wannabemac> Very true.
#873 [12:05] <akimborainbow> if you integrate this irc into a homepage via a webplugin you could have more functions
#874 [12:05] <akimborainbow> like a sidebar with general info and tools. pastebin and stuff like that
#875 [12:05] <akimborainbow> And i could design the graphics :):):)
#876 [12:05] <wannabemac> Tell wug.
#877 [12:06] <Wug> almostroot: please CAREFULLY reread the bot's instructions, that is not a dxdiag report
#878 [12:06] <Wug> .....
#879 [12:06] <Wug> almostroot: oops
#880 [12:06] <wannabemac> why did you tell that to almostroot?
#881 [12:06] <Wug> because al[tab]
#882 [12:06] <wannabemac> lol
#883 [12:06] <Wug> and alvaradot96 is not here anymore
#884 [12:07] <wannabemac> Damn it, minecraft not responding.
#885 [12:07] <wannabemac> I hate when that happens.
#886 [12:08] <wannabemac> llol
#887 [12:08] <akimborainbow> Aaaaannnnyyy way :) How about a homepage *grin*
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#889 [12:08] <wannabemac> xD
#890 [12:08] <akimborainbow> brb
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#892 [12:09] <krisa> Is Minecraft crashing for anybody?
#893 [12:09] <wannabemac> ?
#894 [12:09] <wannabemac> Is your minecraft crashing?
#895 [12:09] <Wug> krisa: when does it crash
#896 [12:09] <krisa> CONSTANTLY
#897 [12:10] <wannabemac> Are you on windows?
#898 [12:10] <Wug> before login, before main menu, where
#899 [12:10] <krisa> It loads up then says saving chunks and freezes
#900 [12:10] <krisa> On windos vista
#901 [12:10] <Wug> :fu > krisa
#902 [12:10] <WugBot> krisa: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#903 [12:10] <WugBot> krisa: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#904 [12:10] <krisa> ok ill try that right quick
#905 [12:12] <krisa> Nope. Crashed again
#906 [12:12] <akimborainbow> how does it crash
#907 [12:12] <akimborainbow> with an error or without 1
#908 [12:12] <krisa> It acts like you're quitting the game and then freezes
#909 [12:13] <krisa> There's an error but it flashes away
#910 [12:13] <akimborainbow> so the minecraft launcher stays on the screen, but in a frozen state?
#911 [12:14] <akimborainbow> have you tried launching it within a browser?
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#913 [12:15] <krisa> This is how it happens: I load up the launcher and log in. I select which world I want to play and it loads. I move for a few seconds and the screen goes to the 'saving chunks' screen, freezes for a moment, and then the error screen flashes for a milisecond and goes black
#914 [12:15] <krisa> Same thing happens in the browser
#915 [12:15] <akimborainbow> its probably a memory issue. As the game autosaves when there's a memory overload
#916 [12:15] <akimborainbow> what renderdistance do you have it set to?
#917 [12:16] <krisa> I think its on far
#918 [12:16] <akimborainbow> lower it to small and try again
#919 [12:17] <akimborainbow> normally it says that there's been a memory overload... but if it crashes for some strange reason before the message appears.... you wont see it
#920 [12:17] <krisa> Nope. I set it to tiny and it did the same thing
#921 [12:17] <akimborainbow> hmm....
#922 [12:18] <akimborainbow> look it the folder of the minecraft launcher and see if any txt files have been created
#923 [12:18] <krisa> ok
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#925 [12:19] <krisa> theres only the options folder there that has text
#926 [12:19] <akimborainbow> no i dont mean in the .minecraft folder
#927 [12:20] <akimborainbow> i mean the folder where minecraft.exe is
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#929 [12:20] <krisa> Welll..... there .exe is on my desktop
#930 [12:20] <akimborainbow> something with a name like hs_err_pid
#931 [12:20] <akimborainbow> see if any new text files have been created on your desktop
#932 [12:20] <krisa> No additional files there
#933 [12:20] <akimborainbow> hmmm....
#934 [12:21] <akimborainbow> have you done the dxdiag
#935 [12:21] <wannabemac> Woot Woot, just made another global ban!
#936 [12:21] <akimborainbow> wow
#937 [12:21] <akimborainbow> wannabemac what server do you play on
#938 [12:21] <wannabemac> My server.
#939 [12:21] <akimborainbow> im in need of a good server
#940 [12:21] <akimborainbow> may i join?
#941 [12:21] <wannabemac> skullcraft.servegame.com
#942 [12:22] <wannabemac> Sure.
#943 [12:22] <wannabemac> Its a public server.
#944 [12:22] <wannabemac> Brb.
#945 [12:22] <akimborainbow> krisa. have you reinstalled java?
#946 [12:22] <krisa> Oh, yes
#947 [12:23] <wannabemac> krisa, what is the problem?
#948 [12:23] <akimborainbow> btw watch this 2 cheer u up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_e-TUhRbrI
#949 [12:24] <akimborainbow> her minecraft crashes with what appears to be a memory overload as it autosaves the chunks
#950 [12:24] <akimborainbow> it crashes after loading a world with a chucksave screen and then freezes
#951 [12:25] <akimborainbow> i think its her
#952 [12:25] <akimborainbow> not him
#953 [12:25] <akimborainbow> because most people i know named krisa are girls
#954 [12:25] <krisa> lol xD
#955 [12:25] <akimborainbow> you never know i tell ya
#956 [12:26] <krisa> I.m going to try something.... brb
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#959 [12:44] <krisa> is the laddie who was helping me still here?
#960 [12:44] <Deleters> what was the prob?
#961 [12:44] <wannabemac> Deleters, I got it working. xD
#962 [12:45] <Deleters> lol
#963 [12:45] <krisa> He said I was having some sort of memory problem in mincraft. It keeps crashing on me
#964 [12:45] <wannabemac> ??> krisa win/dxdiag
#965 [12:45] <VoxelHead> krisa: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#966 [12:45] <Deleters> os? ram?
#967 [12:45] <VoxelHead> krisa: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#968 [12:45] <Deleters> hey guys, I got 64-bit w7 home prem.
#969 [12:46] <wannabemac> ?
#970 [12:46] <Deleters> for christmas :3
#971 [12:46] <wannabemac> I was gonna say, why were you telling us.
#972 [12:46] <Deleters> lol
#973 [12:46] <wannabemac> Damn it, minecraft froze.
#974 [12:46] <wannabemac> Damn slow computer.
#975 [12:46] <Deleters> lol
#976 [12:47] <Deleters> windows 1? :)
#977 [12:47] <wannabemac> How did you know?
#978 [12:47] <Deleters> because, slow computer = windows.
#979 [12:47] <Deleters> :P
#980 [12:47] <wannabemac> Woah Woah Woah.
#981 [12:47] <wannabemac> Back up there.
#982 [12:47] <Deleters> loljk. windows has nuthin ta do with it.
#983 [12:47] <wannabemac> It is my crappy hardware.
#984 [12:47] <Deleters> ik.
#985 [12:47] <wannabemac> Damn 4 gb ram.
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#987 [12:48] <Deleters> I currently run windows xp 32 bit. I like windows xp. It's easy to find whatever I need.
#988 [12:48] <wannabemac> XP is boss.
#989 [12:48] <Deleters> Delving into w7 is like... a whole new world.
#990 [12:48] <Deleters> I love xp. I just wish I could get a windows xp format with just the windows 7 crap XD
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#992 [12:48] <Deleters> I should reformat my computer soon.
#993 [12:48] <Mobile_Pizza> Hello
#994 [12:49] <Deleters> hia
#995 [12:49] <Deleters> dang
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#997 [12:49] <krisa> http://pastebin.com/yWMTp0pf
#998 [12:49] <Deleters> hia
#999 [12:50] <Mobile_Pizza> Merry Christmas
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#1001 [12:50] <Deleters> merry christmas! :D
#1002 [12:50] <Deleters> krisa
#1003 [12:50] <Deleters> is that 64 bit?
#1004 [12:51] <krisa> Don't think so
#1005 [12:51] <krisa> Nope, its 32
#1006 [12:51] <Deleters> is it on far view?
#1007 [12:51] <krisa> tiny
#1008 [12:51] <Deleters> hrm.
#1009 [12:57] <krisa> ok.... well, my other world works... sooo....
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#1011 [12:59] <krisa> Got any idea what's going on?
#1012 [13:02] <krisa> Hello?
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#1015 [13:11] <wannabemac> What is the problem krisa?
#1016 [13:11] <mr_sticky> im trying to play the free verison to see if i want to buy minecraft but everytime i try it wont go through
#1017 [13:11] <wannabemac> What do you mean the free version?
#1018 [13:11] <Deleters> well there's your problem.
#1019 [13:11] <Deleters> IT's pirated.
#1020 [13:12] <wannabemac> Wait wait, he could be using classic.
#1021 [13:12] <Deleters> I think he's trying to say it's pirated.
#1022 [13:12] <mr_sticky> no its on the home page
#1023 [13:12] <krisa> My other two worlds work just find, just not the one I spent countless hours on.
#1024 [13:12] <mr_sticky> its the outdated verison
#1025 [13:12] <wannabemac> You need to have registered a account on mojangs site.
#1026 [13:12] <wannabemac> What happens krisa?
#1027 [13:12] <Deleters> sticky: classic mode?
#1028 [13:13] <krisa> May main world contantly crashes when I try to play
#1029 [13:13] <mr_sticky> yeah its like in the far corner i got the java and now its still not letting me its saying something about not being able to connect to some server type thing
#1030 [13:14] <Deleters> the server may be down?
#1031 [13:14] <Deleters> try other servers.
#1032 [13:14] <wannabemac> Are you allowing java to run in your browser?
#1033 [13:14] <mr_sticky> yeah
#1034 [13:14] <wannabemac> krisa do you get any files that start with hs_err_pid
#1035 [13:15] <krisa> nope
#1036 [13:15] <Deleters> mr_stick, bottom or top corner(s)?
#1037 [13:16] <mr_sticky> bottom corner it says classic verison the in paraenthesis it says outdated but free
#1038 [13:18] <mr_sticky> i tried it again and it says unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#1039 [13:21] <hmw> mr_sticky: what OS do you have?
#1040 [13:25] <mr_sticky> no clue
#1041 [13:25] <hmw> Windows 7, Mac OS X, ...
#1042 [13:25] <mr_sticky> dell
#1043 [13:25] <Deleters> wow.
#1044 [13:25] <mr_sticky> haha
#1045 [13:25] <Deleters> dell isn't an os.
#1046 [13:25] <hmw> Well, I guess W7 then
#1047 [13:25] <Deleters> mr_stick, can you describe what the button looks like at the very bottom left hand corner?
#1048 [13:25] <hmw> lol
#1049 [13:25] <Deleters> is it green... a circle...
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#1051 [13:27] <mr_sticky> its at the bottom right corner well its next to the main video below the buy now button it just says single player and mulitplayer
#1052 [13:27] <Klona> Can someone tell me the minimum RAM to run Minecraft? I heard 2 Gig somewhere, and I just want to check if my Laptop would be passable.
#1053 [13:27] <Deleters> 2 gigs can run it fine
#1054 [13:27] <Klona> thanks
#1055 [13:27] <Klona> Bye
#1056 [13:28] <Deleters> mr_stick. move your cursor all the way down, then all the way left. Describe that button.
#1057 [13:28] <hmw> Klona: 500M of *free* memory might do
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#1062 [13:29] <mr_sticky> are you on the main page now
#1063 [13:29] <Deleters> stick, I know where you are.
#1064 [13:29] <Deleters> I'm only trying to see what os you have.
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#1066 [13:29] <mr_sticky> what do you mean
#1067 [13:29] <Deleters> operating system
#1068 [13:30] <Deleters> Windows xp, Windows 7, Macintosh OS X.
#1069 [13:30] <Guest48216> I can not get the game to load and run... where do I begin?
#1070 [13:30] <Deleters> does it freeze on the loading screen?
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#1072 [13:30] <mr_sticky> no i mean buy the all the way down what button
#1073 [13:31] <mr_sticky> it loads for a few then goes to a black screen with red letters
#1074 [13:31] <Guest48216> I do not see a place to start. I have download the program, and when I go ti the main screen all I see is the link to buy the program again.
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#1076 [13:31] <Deleters> guest, you gotta run minecraft.exe.
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#1078 [13:32] <Guest48216> I think my credit card was charged twice, who do I contact to correct?
#1079 [13:32] <krisa> I FIXED IT!!!
#1080 [13:32] <hmw> Guest48216: minecraft.net/support
#1081 [13:34] <Guest48216> when I go to minecraft.net/support I get a 500 internal server error
#1082 [13:34] <hmw> Guest48216: they had trouble with their web server in the last days, give it a few days perhaps
#1083 [13:35] <Guest48216> I ran minecraft.exe and nothing happens
#1084 [13:36] <mr_sticky> whats teh applet
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#1086 [13:38] <Guest48216> is this a scam or is it a actual game they can be played?
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#1088 [13:38] <Kealper> Guest48216: well, 4 million people can't be wrong :P
#1089 [13:39] <clarjon1> Guest48216: They've been having issues -- it tends to fall over when they go on vacation
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#1091 [13:39] <clarjon1> Guest48216: and, as for it being an actual game, go ask YouTube
#1092 [13:39] <clarjon1> There are at least two million three hundred fourty thousand videos about Minecraft
#1093 [13:39] <Kealper> Guest48216: also yeah, figuring how it's Christmas and probably half a million people just got gift codes... their servers are bound to have a bit of trouble over the next few days just from the number of people who are trying to get on it
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#1095 [13:40] <xptical> Minecraft is crashing on me. Xubuntu x64 using Sun Java 1.6. Any ideas?
#1096 [13:40] <clarjon1> xptical: we need more info than that
#1097 [13:40] <Azzer100> Trying to download minecraft but I keep getting a java error. Anyone help pease?
#1098 [13:40] <clarjon1> xptical: can you pastebin the output you get in terminal when you run it?
#1099 [13:40] <xptical> standby
#1100 [13:41] <krisa> ok i lied....
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#1102 [13:42] <Guest48216> so far I have been told to launch minecraft.exe (which I did and nothing happens) then I was told to go to minecraft.net/support which is down. Is there a number I can call for support?
#1103 [13:42] <Morrolan> There is not, Guest46932.
#1104 [13:42] <Morrolan> Wait, wrong guest, Guest48216 I meant
#1105 [13:43] <xptical> http://pastebin.com/sZS540u5
#1106 [13:43] <clarjon1> Man i remember when minecraft hit 1.1/1.2
#1107 [13:43] <xptical> I deleted the directory and started from a clean minecraft install.
#1108 [13:43] <clarjon1> That crashed the login servers so hard that there was the Free Weekend lol
#1109 [13:44] <Azzer100> I'll paste the error I'm getting in a couple of minutes. Thanks guys.
#1110 [13:44] <clarjon1> hm
#1111 [13:44] <clarjon1> failed to get system properties (org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: X Error - disp: 0x7f5ac40bfbe0 serial: 102 error: GLXBadCurrentWindow request_code: 155 minor_code: 129)]
#1112 [13:44] <xptical> So no mods or LWJGL
#1113 [13:44] <clarjon1> xptical: what's your gfx card?
#1114 [13:44] <xptical> ATI
#1115 [13:44] <clarjon1> that's who made it
#1116 [13:44] <clarjon1> can you pastebin the output of 'lspci' in the terminal for me?
#1117 [13:45] <xptical> 01:05.0 VGA compatible controller: ATI Technologies Inc M880G [Mobility Radeon HD 4200]
#1118 [13:46] <xptical> I'm running the AMD driver.
#1119 [13:46] <clarjon1> the binary driver, or the open source one?
#1120 [13:47] <clarjon1> And I'm assuming this is a laptop, yes?
#1121 [13:47] <xptical> Yeppers. GLX Gears runs fine...
#1122 [13:47] <xptical> 50~60 FPS
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#1124 [13:47] <clarjon1> GLX Gears runs a different GL library, you see.
#1125 [13:47] <xptical> Binary driver
#1126 [13:48] <clarjon1> xptical: It's crashign with the lwjgl that MC is packaged with -- lemme dig up the instructions on how to update that manually so you can try that :)
#1127 [13:48] <clarjon1> xptical: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Update_LWJGL
#1128 [13:48] <xptical> I have those instrucytions
#1129 [13:48] <clarjon1> ah, have you tried them yet?
#1130 [13:48] <xptical> hang on a sec...
#1131 [13:48] <sluggo> hi every time i load up minecraft in browser it dose the update and then the screen gose wite
#1132 [13:50] <xptical> Waiting for the crash report, but still no joy.
#1133 [13:50] <sluggo> hi every time i load up minecraft in browser it dose the update and then the screen gose white can you help
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#1135 [13:51] <xptical> http://pastebin.com/mPJzR9H2
#1136 [13:51] <clarjon1> hmm
#1137 [13:51] <xptical> I've tried using Oracle Java and OpenJRE 1.6 and 1.7
#1138 [13:51] <clarjon1> xptical: can you run the launcher jar via terminal? java -jar ~/path/to/minecraft.jar
#1139 [13:51] <clarjon1> it might give some more info
#1140 [13:52] <xptical> That's how I'm launching it now
#1141 [13:52] <clarjon1> ok
#1142 [13:52] <clarjon1> can you append: '>> ~/minecraft.log' without the quotes
#1143 [13:52] <xptical> hang on a sec
#1144 [13:52] <clarjon1> then paste the contents of minecraft.log
#1145 [13:53] <xptical> here is my terminal output...http://pastebin.com/LYjJRu54
#1146 [13:53] <Guest48216> I can not complete the registration, from http://www.minecraft.net/play the only link that works is to purchase the game
#1147 [13:53] <sluggo> hi every time i load up minecraft in browser it dose the update and then the screen gose white can you help please
#1148 [13:54] <wannabemac> Is java enable in your browser?
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#1150 [13:55] <sluggo> yep
#1151 [13:55] <xptical> Very perplexing.
#1152 [13:56] <clarjon1> xptical: Perplexing indeed. The only thing I can think of is to try a different gfx driver, or re-initialize, or something.. hmm... is 3d Compositing enabled perhaps?
#1153 [13:57] <xptical> How do I find out?
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#1155 [13:58] <clarjon1> I'm not 100% certain on Xubuntu -- i know how on PCLOS, lemme hit up google for a sec
#1156 [13:58] <clarjon1> aha
#1157 [13:59] <clarjon1> xptical: Applications -> Settings -> Window Manager Tweaks
#1158 [13:59] <clarjon1> it might be different, these instructions i've found are from '08
#1159 [13:59] <azzer100> tyed to install, payed but theres an java error what do i do
#1160 [14:00] <xptical> It was enabled. Disabled now. Trying...
#1161 [14:00] <clarjon1> xptical: you may have to log out/in for compositing to be fully disabled
#1162 [14:00] <hmw> xptical: what GPU do you have? Perhaps give us some more detailed info on pastebin
#1163 [14:01] <clarjon1> hmw: <xptical> 01:05.0 VGA compatible controller: ATI Technologies Inc M880G [Mobility Radeon HD 4200]
#1164 [14:01] <xptical> Give me a minute to reboot...
#1165 [14:01] <hmw> ATI *sigh*
#1166 [14:02] <hmw> Minecraft runs fine with my Ubuntu Lucid, OpenJRE and compositing
#1167 [14:02] <clarjon1> some cards some GL stuff doesn't like compositing
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#1169 [14:04] <amphibulus> payed for minecraft tryed to install came up with java eror what do i do
#1170 [14:04] <clarjon1> amphibulus: can you pastebin the error
#1171 [14:04] <clarjon1> we can't see the error from here :)
#1172 [14:04] <hmw> www.pastebin.com
#1173 [14:05] <amphibulus> http://mibpaste.com/cJGQme
#1174 [14:06] <hmw> amphibulus: looks like your GPU drivers are not working properly. You could try downloading the latest drivers
#1175 [14:07] <clarjon1> amphibulus: Looks like your ATI graphics drivers aren't working properly -- try and get an update from ATI/AMD's site, not Windows Update
#1176 [14:07] <clarjon1> amphibulus: ( windows update sometimes strips important things out, like OpenGL Drivers which games like Minecraft need )
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#1178 [14:07] <xptical> I'm back
#1179 [14:07] <clarjon1> wb, any luck?
#1180 [14:08] <xptical> Yeppers. It's working now. What is that composting thing?
#1181 [14:08] <clarjon1> 3d desktop effects, in a nutshell
#1182 [14:09] <xptical> Thanks a ton. Now to try to get technic to work...
#1183 [14:09] <clarjon1> best of luck!
#1184 [14:10] <amphibulus> ive checked in device manager and did "update driver" it said that i had the latest drivers installed. i had this laptop off my mum and dad today!
#1185 [14:10] <clarjon1> amphibulus: device driver uses Windows Update to check
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#1187 [14:10] <clarjon1> amphibulus: Windows Update does not always have the latest drivers.
#1188 [14:10] <hmw> ??> win/dxdiag amphibulus
#1189 [14:11] <clarjon1> hm
#1190 [14:11] <hmw> ??> amphibulus win/dxdiag
#1191 [14:11] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1192 [14:11] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#1194 [14:14] <frog777> can anyone answer my question about minecraft 1.0.0
#1195 [14:15] <frog777> can mods still be added to minecraft 1.0.0 or r all mods broken?
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#1197 [14:16] <amphibulus> hi voxelhead. ive pasted the report into the link you sent. how do i paste link into irc channel?
#1198 [14:17] <frog777> hi greyvulpine are all mods for minecraft broken or cna they still be added to 1.0.0
#1199 [14:17] <xptical> Should I be using Oracle's Java 1.6 (or 1.7) or OpenJDK 1.6 or (1.7)? Or does it matter?
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#1201 [14:18] <akimborainbow> what happened 2 wannabemac
#1202 [14:19] <frog777> hello wugbot do you know if all minecraft mods are broken?
#1203 [14:19] <christie> I'm trying to buy minecraft and 500 internal server error keeps showing
#1204 [14:20] <frog777> hmmm i wonder why they arent answering
#1205 [14:20] <christie> Is there a setting I need to change in my computer?
#1206 [14:22] <frog777> hmmmm.........
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#1208 [14:22] <frog777> voxelhead will you help me?
#1209 [14:23] <frog777> hello? voxelhead?
#1210 [14:23] <guacamole> Hey guys ... i got a problem
#1211 [14:24] <guacamole> this came up when i was gonna start minecraft
#1212 [14:24] <guacamole> Mods loaded: 3 ModLoader 1.0.0 mod_HeroesGuild 1.2.1 mod_HeroesGuild 1.2.1 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the er
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#1214 [14:24] <clarjon1> guacamole: it's a mod issue.
#1215 [14:24] <clarjon1> ??> guacamole mods
#1216 [14:24] <VoxelHead> guacamole: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1217 [14:24] <VoxelHead> guacamole: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1218 [14:25] <guacamole> so its the mod that is the problem ?
#1219 [14:25] <clarjon1> guacamole: most likely -- in the launcher, select "force update" from the options button, and see if she runs
#1220 [14:25] <guacamole> ok
#1221 [14:26] <clarjon1> guacamole: if so, delete the .minecraft/mods directory, and re-install the mods from scratch,testing the game after each mod install until you find the culprit :)
#1222 [14:26] <clarjon1> guacamole: then, go file a bug report on the mod's forum topic
#1223 [14:26] <guacamole> Clarjon it worked ;d thx anyway
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#1225 [14:27] <clarjon1> christie: the minecraft.net web server is having a bit of an overload right now due to many many people rushing to buy the game :)
#1226 [14:27] <clarjon1> guacamole: lol. yay :)
#1227 [14:27] <kermie> everytime I try and purchase the game I get a server error - I have set up an account but am unable to buy the game
#1228 [14:28] <clarjon1> kermie: The servers seem to be overloaded from too many people rushing to get the game
#1229 [14:28] <clarjon1> kermie: be patient and wait for things to cool down :)
#1230 [14:29] <kermie> I've been trying for a few days, does that seem reasonable?
#1231 [14:29] <clarjon1> kermie: well, seeing as the web tech is on holidays...
#1232 [14:29] <kermie> so give it a few days?
#1233 [14:29] <clarjon1> Murphy and his law ( what can go wrong will go wrong etc) tend to favor striking the minecraft servers xD
#1234 [14:30] <clarjon1> yeah, try in a few days :)
#1235 [14:30] <kermie> thanks, Merry Christmas
#1236 [14:30] <clarjon1> And to you :)
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#1248 [15:09] <sproing> I think I have this game 2 times already paid at least once and I still have no premium account. I also wanted to ask whether minecraft you can also play in other languages, if yes then how. Thanks in advance
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#1250 [15:11] <sproing> I've been waiting for this game already two days
#1251 [15:11] <Deleters> you boughht it twice?
#1252 [15:11] <sproing> yes
#1253 [15:12] <Deleters> not sure what the prob may be, unfortunately. But you could check with your bank to see if the transaction went through.
#1254 [15:13] <sproing> I already checked my bank and all was transfered
#1255 [15:15] <sproing> what do you think is the problem
#1256 [15:16] <Deleters> sproing: what exactly does it say when you try to login?
#1257 [15:16] <sproing> You have no premium account
#1258 [15:17] <Deleters> what's your mc name?
#1259 [15:17] <sproing> werrr9
#1260 [15:17] <Deleters> !paid werrr9
#1261 [15:17] <Deleters> 3 r's, right?
#1262 [15:17] <sproing> and
#1263 [15:17] <Deleters> ?paid werrr9
#1264 [15:17] <sproing> and
#1265 [15:17] <sproing> yes
#1266 [15:18] <Deleters> said you hazn't.
#1267 [15:18] <sproing> but
#1268 [15:18] <sproing> I have paid
#1269 [15:18] <Deleters> ik.
#1270 [15:18] <Deleters> I said you did twice.
#1271 [15:18] <sproing> yes
#1272 [15:19] <Deleters> not sure what the problem may be, since I only have such limited help to server, character premiums, and payment method helps.
#1273 [15:20] <sproing> and what do I do now
#1274 [15:20] <sproing> I paid by debit card
#1275 [15:21] <sproing> EC
#1276 [15:21] <Deleters> Try to wait around for more help from the smart people who know more than me. :)
#1277 [15:21] <sproing> ok thanks
#1278 [15:22] <sproing> :D
#1279 [15:23] <Deleters> I try to help out with as much as I can, then try to point you in the right direction if the problem aint solved. I am only here to help those in need, and to learn how to fix other problems. :)
#1280 [15:24] <sproing> ok
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#1286 [15:34] <Yotam> i need help
#1287 [15:35] <andrewkm> Some sort of issue right now with login servers?
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#1289 [15:35] <mib_jdiol5> how can i find which email address i used to set up my account?
#1290 [15:35] <Yotam> MC has crashed
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#1292 [15:36] <Yotam> and it doesn't stop trolling me
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#1294 [15:41] <Morrolan> anadrom: Yea, their servers are somewhat busy, with christmas and all that stuff.
#1295 [15:41] <Morrolan> Oh, derp, sorry for the highlight anadrom.
#1296 [15:42] <Morrolan> andrewkm: That message up there was directed at you. :D
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#1299 [15:45] <deinemum> hey;)
#1300 [15:45] <Deleters> YO
#1301 [15:45] <Deleters> woops, caps.
#1302 [15:46] <deinemum> can someone tell me when minecraft.net will work again?
#1303 [15:46] <Yotam> hey
#1304 [15:46] <Yotam> i have a problem
#1305 [15:47] <Deleters> info would be nice.
#1306 [15:47] <Deleters> :)
#1307 [15:47] <Morrolan> Yotam: Just ask your question / describe your problem and you'll see whether someone is able to help.
#1308 [15:47] <Yotam> my MC has crashed when i tried to start it
#1309 [15:47] <Deleters> any hs_err_pid's?
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#1311 [15:48] <Yotam> bo
#1312 [15:48] <Morrolan> Did you install any mods? Did it ever work before?
#1313 [15:48] <Yotam> no*
#1314 [15:48] <Yotam> clean MC
#1315 [15:48] <Yotam> no mods
#1316 [15:49] <Yotam> it worked before i have installed an AMD Catalyst driver
#1317 [15:50] <Deleters> I remember the sapphire in my computer screwing up. :)
#1318 [15:50] <Morrolan> http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh <- follow these instructions. THen, when it crashes, paste the error shown in the console to www.pastebin.com and give us the link pelase.
#1319 [15:50] <Morrolan> please*.
#1320 [15:50] <Deleters> pelase :3
#1321 [15:50] <Morrolan> Also, since it seems to be the graphics driver you could try a system restore.
#1322 [15:51] <Yotam> http://pastebin.com/6XzCMGmp
#1323 [15:53] <Morrolan> Oh, Linux.
#1324 [15:54] <Morrolan> In this case my knowledge is pretty much, uh, non-existent, to put it mildly.
#1325 [15:54] <Morrolan> Sorry, but you'll have to wait for someone more familiar with Linux than me. Just hang around here a bit. :)
#1326 [15:54] <Yotam> ok
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#1328 [16:00] <SimenOlai> Morrolan
#1329 [16:00] <SimenOlai> i got an awesome idea
#1330 [16:00] <SushiDude> Morrolan, what about Linux?
#1331 [16:00] <SimenOlai> we need some new commands/more on index
#1332 [16:00] <Morrolan> Well, if you have ideas for FAQ entries then feel free to poke someone with Vox access about it. :)
#1333 [16:01] <SimenOlai> like ?? friendly/windows and ?? friendly/mac and ?? friendly/linux
#1334 [16:01] <Morrolan> And what would they contain? :S
#1335 [16:01] <SimenOlai> when entered it gives you a list of people
#1336 [16:01] * SushiDude knows a bunch about Linux..
#1336 [16:01] <Morrolan> Ah, I see.
#1337 [16:01] <SimenOlai> good idea?
#1338 [16:01] <SimenOlai> when they see name, its just to ping them :P
#1339 [16:01] <Morrolan> I guess it wouldn't hurt knowing who's familiar with what OS, yea.
#1340 [16:01] <SimenOlai> mhm
#1341 [16:01] <Morrolan> On the other hand it would always be a mass-highlight. ^^
#1342 [16:02] <SushiDude> lol
#1343 [16:02] <SimenOlai> not that much :P
#1344 [16:02] <SimenOlai> most are familar with windows anyway :P
#1345 [16:02] <Morrolan> Regarding Linux, Yotam has that error report up there after having updated his video driver, and I can't really help with that since it's on Linux.
#1346 [16:02] <Deleters> haha, I just tested my luck against 2 endermen in a row with a stone sword.
#1347 [16:02] <SimenOlai> lol
#1348 [16:02] <SimenOlai> you died?
#1349 [16:02] <Deleters> yeah,
#1350 [16:02] <SimenOlai> if not you are f****** pro
#1351 [16:02] <SimenOlai> then you are no pro :D
#1352 [16:02] <Deleters> I am pro.
#1353 [16:03] <Deleters> It's strange, because he just teleported right behind me after I hit me.
#1354 [16:03] <SimenOlai> not pro enough to survive 2 endermens with a stone sword
#1355 [16:03] <SushiDude> Yotam, what distro are you on>
#1356 [16:03] <SushiDude> s/>/?
#1357 [16:03] <Deleters> I am pro. :P
#1358 [16:03] <Deleters> I bet I could have killed me.
#1359 [16:03] <Deleters> em*'
#1360 [16:03] <SushiDude> I have to go soon
#1361 [16:03] <SimenOlai> morrolan
#1362 [16:03] <SushiDude> but I might be able to help
#1363 [16:03] <SimenOlai> who ''owns'' voxelhead ?
#1364 [16:03] <Deleters> dang, I spawned in an area full of sheep.
#1365 [16:03] <SimenOlai> :O
#1366 [16:03] <SimenOlai> why dang ?
#1367 [16:04] <SimenOlai> hmm, idea morrolan
#1368 [16:04] <Morrolan> SimenOlai: The owner is Dope from what I know.
#1369 [16:04] <Deleters> it's hardcore mode.
#1370 [16:04] <SimenOlai> invite crow :P
#1371 [16:04] <Morrolan> Pft, what would we need Crow for?
#1372 [16:04] <SimenOlai> then everyone can add their name to list :P
#1373 [16:04] <SushiDude> Yotam, make sure your driver is ready for the latest kernel build
#1374 [16:05] <SimenOlai> only that crow has big down time :P
#1375 [16:05] <SimenOlai> leaves my channel all time :(
#1376 [16:05] <SimenOlai> :)
#1377 [16:05] <SimenOlai> wait morrolan, it is allowed with bots here? aslong they dont spam and follow same rules as us?
#1378 [16:06] <Deleters> they are allowed.
#1379 [16:06] <Morrolan> Generally we try to keep the amount of bots as low as possible.
#1380 [16:06] <SimenOlai> why? :)
#1381 [16:06] <Morrolan> So if you have a bot which could be abused take it up with one of the "Higher" chanops.
#1382 [16:06] <Deleters> Look at: AuBot, GreyBot, WugBot, VoxelHead.
#1383 [16:06] <SimenOlai> well
#1384 [16:06] <Morrolan> Obviously if your bot just sits here then none will notice it being here, so that wouldn't be much of an issue.
#1385 [16:06] <SimenOlai> :P
#1386 [16:07] <Deleters> lol
#1387 [16:07] <SimenOlai> aslong he dont spam right?
#1388 [16:07] <Deleters> yep
#1389 [16:07] <SushiDude> Yotam, also, if you are on fedora, hit ctrl+alt+F3, login and run: sudo su -c 'catalyst-config-display enable; new-kernel-pkg --kernel-args=nomodeset --mkinitrd --dracut --update $(rpm -q --queryformat="%{version}-%{release}.%{arch}\n" kernel | tail -n 1); reboot'
#1390 [16:07] <SimenOlai> if i name it ThisIsNotABot
#1391 [16:07] <SushiDude> if that does not work
#1392 [16:07] <SimenOlai> do you think it is a bot?
#1393 [16:07] <SushiDude> just boot using the old kernel
#1394 [16:07] <SushiDude> and wait for a new kmod to be built
#1395 [16:07] <SushiDude> =)
#1396 [16:07] <SushiDude> I have to go now
#1397 [16:07] <SushiDude> bye
#1398 [16:08] <SimenOlai> bye sushi lover
#1399 [16:09] <SimenOlai> i searched for sky bot on google
#1400 [16:09] <SimenOlai> it said: Did you mean skype chatbot ?
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#1402 [16:09] <iDefCon5> Hi!
#1403 [16:10] <SimenOlai> HI friend!
#1404 [16:10] <SimenOlai> lol jk, i hate you
#1405 [16:10] <SimenOlai> xD
#1406 [16:10] <SimenOlai> do you need help with anything?
#1407 [16:10] <iDefCon5> right :p
#1408 [16:10] <SimenOlai> or you dont trust me because of this start?
#1409 [16:10] <iDefCon5> as a matter of fact i do
#1410 [16:11] <SimenOlai> wtf?
#1411 [16:11] <iDefCon5> i'd like to play minecraft, but i have no idea if it will run on my pc, so before I bought it I'd like to make sure it'll run
#1412 [16:11] <SimenOlai> go to http://skybot.org
#1413 [16:11] <SimenOlai> ok iDefCon5 how much ram?
#1414 [16:11] <SimenOlai> 10 MB ram?
#1415 [16:12] <iDefCon5> 2gb
#1416 [16:12] <Deleters> lol 10 megs of ram
#1417 [16:12] <SimenOlai> OMG THATS MUCH
#1418 [16:12] <SimenOlai> i only have 10 MB :(
#1419 [16:12] <SimenOlai> lol jk
#1420 [16:12] <SimenOlai> ok graphic card?
#1421 [16:12] <iDefCon5> 2gb 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM according to my status screen
#1422 [16:12] <SimenOlai> 667MHz :O
#1423 [16:13] <SimenOlai> thats low
#1424 [16:13] <iDefCon5> well that's the issue, i have no idea what kind of graphics card i have
#1425 [16:14] <SimenOlai> which OS ?
#1426 [16:14] <iDefCon5> mac
#1427 [16:14] <iDefCon5> 10.6.8
#1428 [16:14] <SimenOlai> o.O
#1429 [16:14] <SimenOlai> Nothing here to do!
#1430 [16:14] * SimenOlai takes on jetpack an flies away
#1430 [16:14] <SimenOlai> morrolan
#1431 [16:14] <|Kiikun|> SimenOlai: its ddr2... 667 is just a step below mny own ram clkock
#1432 [16:14] <SimenOlai> we need that list, NOW!
#1433 [16:15] <SimenOlai> where do i check it anyway?
#1434 [16:15] <Morrolan> What's it now?
#1435 [16:16] <iDefCon5> in system profile it says GMA 950
#1436 [16:16] <iDefCon5> will that suffice?
#1437 [16:16] <SimenOlai> we need that list morrolan
#1438 [16:16] <SimenOlai> 950 ?
#1439 [16:17] <SimenOlai> graphic card?
#1440 [16:17] <Morrolan> Take it up with over ops first, to get their opinion about it. Then get Dope to create it and tell people about it.
#1441 [16:17] <iDefCon5> under the section video/screens it says GMA 950 at the chipsetmodel
#1442 [16:17] <Morrolan> As for me, I'd support something like this.
#1443 [16:17] <Morrolan> And don't highlight all of them now, really. It's friggin Christmas.
#1444 [16:18] <SimenOlai> i got NVIDIA(r) GeForce(r) GT 540M
#1445 [16:18] <SimenOlai> :P
#1446 [16:18] <Deleters> I HAD a gtx 7800.
#1447 [16:18] <Deleters> I miss it. I miss my old computer. :(
#1448 [16:18] <SimenOlai> i have small screen
#1449 [16:18] <Deleters> All that is the same is the case and the sound card.
#1450 [16:18] <SimenOlai> 15,7"
#1451 [16:19] <iDefCon5> mine's an imac from idk, 2007 maybe?
#1452 [16:19] <iDefCon5> 17" if i'm not mistaken
#1453 [16:19] <SimenOlai> this good? : Intel(r) Pentium(r) P6200
#1454 [16:20] <iDefCon5> i googled it and this came out:
#1455 [16:20] <iDefCon5> http://www.intel.com/products/chipsets/gma950/
#1456 [16:21] <iDefCon5> i'm a real n00b when it comes to those kind of things anyway
#1457 [16:21] <iDefCon5> all i want to know is if it'll run, so i don't waste 20 bucks on something that doesn't run on my pc
#1458 [16:22] <SimenOlai> 20 bucks ?
#1459 [16:22] <SimenOlai> its more than that
#1460 [16:22] <iDefCon5> minecraft?
#1461 [16:22] <SimenOlai> its 20 euro
#1462 [16:22] <|Kiikun|> translates to about 30 USD
#1463 [16:22] <SimenOlai> 26 bucks
#1464 [16:22] <|Kiikun|> STILL a great price for most games that arnt angrybirds or similar :P
#1465 [16:22] <iDefCon5> oh well i just used the word "bucks" but i meant euro's
#1466 [16:23] <iDefCon5> i'm from europe
#1467 [16:23] <SimenOlai> me too
#1468 [16:23] <Deleters> 27$
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#1470 [16:23] <SimenOlai> europe ftw <3
#1471 [16:23] <SimenOlai> europe ftw <3
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#1473 [16:23] <Deleters> 26.99 :3
#1474 [16:23] <SimenOlai> no deleters
#1475 [16:23] <SimenOlai> 26.09 :3
#1476 [16:23] <SimenOlai> at me :P
#1477 [16:23] <Deleters> oh.
#1478 [16:23] <Deleters> lol
#1479 [16:23] <SimenOlai> which updates hourly
#1480 [16:23] <SimenOlai> if its written that wya
#1481 [16:23] <SimenOlai> way*
#1482 [16:23] <SimenOlai> lol
#1483 [16:24] <|Kiikun|> iDefCon5: i think your video card will support it. cant say how WELL since intel is known for crapidity.
#1484 [16:24] <iDefCon5> well i sure hope so
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#1486 [16:25] <iDefCon5> can't i like test it with the old minecraft? or is that too outdated to be similar?
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#1488 [16:25] <mib_g99urm> hello?
#1489 [16:25] <littleb> hey... merry Christmas
#1490 [16:25] <|Kiikun|> you can try the demo. therss abeen a few upgrades since it was released that might affect you
#1491 [16:25] <SimenOlai> old minecraft (classic) uses more java i see xD
#1492 [16:25] <|Kiikun|> ?? demo
#1493 [16:25] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1494 [16:25] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1495 [16:25] <mib_g99urm> u2
#1496 [16:26] <|Kiikun|> old minecradft just DOESNT work on macs. people whio get it working are lucky
#1497 [16:26] <SimenOlai> |Kiikun|, minecraft worked on school
#1498 [16:26] <SimenOlai> until 1.8 came....
#1499 [16:26] <mib_g99urm> i got the premium and the game but when I try 2 play it says user not premium
#1500 [16:26] <littleb> I keep getting an error message when I try to play the game...
#1501 [16:26] <SimenOlai> mib_g99urm, when did you buy?
#1502 [16:26] <mib_g99urm> today
#1503 [16:26] <SimenOlai> how many hours ago
#1504 [16:26] <iDefCon5> it can take up to an hour right?
#1505 [16:27] <SimenOlai> ??> mib_g99urm payment
#1506 [16:27] <littleb> I bought it last night
#1507 [16:27] <iDefCon5> to activate premium?
#1508 [16:27] <|Kiikun|> mib_g99urm: did you get the reciept in the email from moneybookers orp aypal?
#1509 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mib_g99urm: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1510 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mib_g99urm: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#1511 [16:27] <mib_g99urm> while mine craft was down
#1512 [16:27] <SimenOlai> uhm
#1513 [16:27] <mib_g99urm> like 5 hours ago
#1514 [16:27] <SimenOlai> that thing fails
#1515 [16:27] <SimenOlai> the mailto:help@mojang.com
#1516 [16:27] <littleb> I get server error everytime I try to play
#1517 [16:27] <mib_g99urm> thnx
#1518 [16:27] <SimenOlai> when i open link in browser, it says like mailto:mailto:help@mojang.com
#1519 [16:28] <SimenOlai> xDD
#1520 [16:28] <|Kiikun|> littleb: woudl be helpful if you could TELL us the error. or use pastebin
#1521 [16:28] <|Kiikun|> :pastebin
#1522 [16:28] <WugBot> pastebin: Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#1523 [16:28] <littleb> ok
#1524 [16:29] <littleb> I am logged in and press download to start the first time correct?
#1525 [16:30] <|Kiikun|> littleb: you either login through the client (aka the exe/app/jar you downloaded from the website), or via the webpage.
#1526 [16:30] <Deleters> you don't have to download
#1527 [16:31] <Deleters> you can click "In Browser"
#1528 [16:31] <|Kiikun|> :play
#1529 [16:31] * |Kiikun| kicks wugbot
#1529 [16:31] <Deleters> : Play
#1530 [16:31] <Deleters> lol
#1531 [16:31] <littleb> ok I will try browser
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#1533 [16:31] <|Kiikun|> :game/online
#1534 [16:31] <WugBot> game/online: To play the game in browser, click this link: http://www.minecraft.net/play
#1535 [16:32] <mib_p25aih> is there a way to verify if i have purchased minecraft as not to get charged twice
#1536 [16:32] <SimenOlai> whats your username?
#1537 [16:32] <SimenOlai> in minecraft
#1538 [16:33] <mib_p25aih> shadow020702
#1539 [16:33] <|Kiikun|> mib_p25aih: check to see if the funds were taken out of the bank account you paid with
#1540 [16:33] <SimenOlai> !paid shadow020702
#1541 [16:33] <Deleters> !paid shadow 020702
#1542 [16:33] <Deleters> lol I failed.
#1543 [16:33] <SimenOlai> ?paid shadow020702
#1544 [16:33] <SimenOlai> ?haspaid shadow020702
#1545 [16:33] <Deleters> I hate the paid thing. :)
#1546 [16:33] <SimenOlai> !haspaid shadow020702
#1547 [16:33] <SimenOlai> xDD
#1548 [16:33] <Deleters> simen
#1549 [16:33] <Deleters> it's ?paid
#1550 [16:33] <Deleters> but aubot is kinda slow lately
#1551 [16:33] <Deleters> hia wug.
#1552 [16:33] <SimenOlai> nope
#1553 [16:33] <SimenOlai> it reacted at !haspaid
#1554 [16:33] <SimenOlai> !haspaid shadow020702
#1555 [16:33] <SimenOlai> orr not
#1556 [16:34] <Deleters> watch
#1557 [16:34] <|Kiikun|> aubot is derpy on the !paids
#1558 [16:34] <Deleters> ?paid CrusaderDeleters
#1559 [16:34] <SimenOlai> ?? bot/spam
#1560 [16:34] <Deleters> tick tock
#1561 [16:34] <Wug> hello
#1562 [16:34] <|Kiikun|> !paid nutbunny
#1563 [16:34] <Wug> minecraft.net is slow lately
#1564 [16:34] <|Kiikun|> hi wug :P
#1565 [16:34] <Deleters> prolly !paid
#1566 [16:34] <Wug> and its !paid
#1567 [16:34] <Deleters> thought so
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#1570 [16:34] * |Kiikun| blames amazon
#1570 [16:35] <Deleters> lol
#1571 [16:35] <mib_0srfi8> HI can i gets some help
#1572 [16:35] <SimenOlai> ??ask
#1573 [16:35] <SimenOlai> ?? ask
#1574 [16:35] <SimenOlai> even voxelhead?
#1575 [16:35] <Yotam> SushiDude, debian
#1576 [16:36] <SimenOlai> ??> mib_0srfi8 ask
#1577 [16:36] <VoxelHead> mib_0srfi8: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1578 [16:36] <VoxelHead> mib_0srfi8: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1579 [16:36] <SimenOlai> now it comes....
#1580 [16:36] <littleb> ok... tried to play on browser and just black screen
#1581 [16:36] <SimenOlai> black screen?
#1582 [16:36] <SimenOlai> in browser?
#1583 [16:36] <SimenOlai> ive never got that :D
#1584 [16:36] <Deleters> little, is there an hs_err_pid file anywhere?
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#1586 [16:37] <littleb> just says Minecraft on top left of screen... not black but blank background that is on the minecraft website
#1587 [16:37] <littleb> no error on screen
#1588 [16:37] <SimenOlai> minecraft.net is slowly today
#1589 [16:37] <mib_0srfi8> when i try to play minecraft it just goes straight to a white screen
#1590 [16:38] <onix> the servers are not showing up under multiplayer for me, does anyone know why?
#1591 [16:38] <littleb> is it always slow?
#1592 [16:38] <SimenOlai> yeah
#1593 [16:38] <onix> i just got a new laptop; my old laptop is still able to show servers though
#1594 [16:38] <Deleters> it's not always slow
#1595 [16:38] <Deleters> It's just because It's around the holidays
#1596 [16:38] <SimenOlai> its ALWAYS slow
#1597 [16:38] <littleb> is it slow to get on.... but game play is ok once it gets going
#1598 [16:38] <Deleters> Before the holiday time, I never see any lagg in mc.
#1599 [16:39] <Deleters> or the login servers*
#1600 [16:39] <SimenOlai> lag in like website
#1601 [16:39] <SimenOlai> not login server
#1602 [16:39] <Deleters> yeah
#1603 [16:39] <Deleters> and the login server, too
#1604 [16:40] <mib_0srfi8> hello every time i go to play minecraft it always goes straight to a white screen
#1605 [16:41] <SimenOlai> browser or standalone?
#1606 [16:41] <onix> ?
#1607 [16:41] <mib_0srfi8> standalone
#1608 [16:41] <SimenOlai> in the white area
#1609 [16:41] <SimenOlai> are ther text in it?
#1610 [16:41] <SimenOlai> there*
#1611 [16:42] <mib_0srfi8> where it useully says its loading java it doesnt do that it just goes to a white screen
#1612 [16:42] <onix> does anyone know why?
#1613 [16:43] <SimenOlai> i hate when i cant help people
#1614 [16:43] <mib_0srfi8> you can help me
#1615 [16:43] <SimenOlai> no
#1616 [16:44] <SimenOlai> morrolan! save me!
#1617 [16:44] <onix> hello?
#1618 [16:44] <Morrolan> He can't help you.
#1619 [16:44] <Morrolan> There, saved you.
#1620 [16:44] <mib_0srfi8> y
#1621 [16:44] <Morrolan> However, I can't help you either since I'm somewhat busy, sorry.
#1622 [16:44] <SimenOlai> almostroot, help us!
#1623 [16:44] <mib_0srfi8> can anyone help me
#1624 [16:45] <mib_0srfi8> might my problem be java
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#1626 [16:48] <SimenOlai_> lol
#1627 [16:49] <iDefCon5> just in case anyone's interested, i bought it and it runs fine :P
#1628 [16:49] <iDefCon5> big thanks for the help anyway! :)
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#1631 [16:53] <onix> the servers just don't show up at all when i open multiplayer :(
#1632 [16:53] <mib_0srfi8> can i get some help
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#1634 [16:56] <SimenOlai_> onix
#1635 [16:56] <SimenOlai_> classic or beta
#1636 [16:56] <SimenOlai_> oh right
#1637 [16:56] <SimenOlai_> left
#1638 [16:56] <SimenOlai_> lol
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#1640 [17:01] <helpmeplease> My game will go from 35 fps to 6 in a matter of 5 minutes making it unplayable. ive tried everything
#1641 [17:02] <SimenOlai_> OK GUYS
#1642 [17:03] <SimenOlai_> WISH ME LUCK
#1643 [17:03] <SimenOlai_> please bot, please
#1644 [17:05] <SimenOlai_> OK NOW
#1645 [17:05] <SimenOlai_> please plase
#1646 [17:05] <SimenOlai_> please
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#1648 [17:06] <helpmeplease> Can someone help?
#1649 [17:08] <mib_0srfi8> can some one help ,e
#1650 [17:08] <mib_0srfi8> me*
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#1659 [17:54] <sproing> I'm having a problem logging in to my acct. I forgot my password and when I click on that it says it sent it to my e-mail but nothing comes to my e-mail. I had the password on remember in my computer but that doesn't work anymore, it says "user name or password incorrect". All this happened just after I put in a purchased game code, now I can't login.
#1660 [17:55] <SimenOlai_> you got hacked?
#1661 [17:55] <sproing> I don't think so.
#1662 [17:56] <sproing> Could that have happened??
#1663 [17:56] <SimenOlai_> mhm
#1664 [17:57] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, is known for doing that :D
#1665 [17:58] <sproing> How can I contact minecraft to get this problem resolved?
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#1668 [18:01] <mib_f57yu0> hello
#1669 [18:02] <mib_f57yu0> i have an issue with my sons account
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#1671 [18:02] <mib_f57yu0> he canr log in it says its incorrect but thats the way he typed it when making it
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#1674 [18:09] <username> i can't run the game on my pc
#1675 [18:11] <username> I also can't run the purchased game online.. but I have no problem playing the free version online
#1676 [18:12] <username> i get a hs_err_pid3452 error
#1677 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> Copy contents of that error log to pastebin.com, submit it, and give us the URL
#1678 [18:14] <username> http://pastebin.com/xfTHQNQS
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#1680 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> First off, you're using Java 7. Java 7's been known to cause problems with minecraft. We recommend java 6 around here. Secondly, the main problem is that your video drivers are out of date. You can update your ATI video drivers from:
#1681 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> username gpu/amd
#1682 [18:15] <VoxelHead> username: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1683 [18:16] <username> i will try that
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#1685 [18:19] <xAbodex> hi
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#1689 [18:25] <mib_swu4wd> hi, I've just bought minecraft and I'm having some problems
#1690 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1691 [18:26] <mib_swu4wd> when i go to punch a tree nothing happens
#1692 [18:26] <mib_swu4wd> ???
#1693 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> Hold down left click
#1694 [18:26] <mib_swu4wd> done that
#1695 [18:26] <mib_swu4wd> :S
#1696 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> In single player or multiplayer?
#1697 [18:26] <mib_swu4wd> single player
#1698 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> Did you remap any of your controls? Press esc -> controls
#1699 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> yes
#1700 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> did remap some
#1701 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> Make sure the top left key is bound to button 0
#1702 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> forwards, back etc
#1703 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> ok
#1704 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> will try tat
#1705 [18:27] <mib_swu4wd> *that
#1706 [18:28] <mib_swu4wd> THANKYOU :)
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#1708 [18:28] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1708 [18:29] <TheQuestion> Why i get "Bad login" when i try to connect to other servers?
#1709 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for minecraft?
#1710 [18:30] <TheQuestion> Well no. I try to connect with localhost
#1711 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Then that's why.
#1712 [18:31] <TheQuestion> Thanks
#1713 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is not free, either online or offline. If you want to play minecraft, you need to pay for an account.
#1714 [18:41] <Deleters> .
#1715 [18:41] <Deleters> lol, so... who here knows what minecraft is?
#1716 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Nope. Nobody. This is #tf2help
#1717 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Where we trade hats all day.
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#1719 [18:45] <mib_7ci7nf> My minecraft starts then goes to a back screen what do i Do?
#1720 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> Did you install any mods, or HD texture packs?
#1721 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> Has minecraft worked before?
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#1723 [18:46] <mib_7ci7nf> no
#1724 [18:46] <mib_7ci7nf> not on this computer
#1725 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> Are you playing Minecraft classic or premium? What oeprating system are you on?
#1726 [18:46] <mib_bv8su9> tried updating drivers but still getting an error log
#1727 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_bv8su9 - How did you update your drivers?
#1728 [18:47] <mib_bv8su9> amd website
#1729 [18:47] <mib_bv8su9> and uninstalled java 7
#1730 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> With what drivers did you use?
#1731 [18:47] <mib_bv8su9> re installed java 6
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#1733 [18:47] <mib_7ci7nf> I am on windows xp professional
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#1735 [18:47] <mib_bv8su9> the latest version for the ati 9200 radeon card
#1736 [18:48] <mib_bv8su9> what was the link for posting my error log
#1737 [18:48] <mib_bv8su9> and i will post the new error log
#1738 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> Ah. that would be why then. The radeon 9000 series video cards have been known to be somewhat incompatible with minecraft. Try older versions of the catalyst drivers, like 9.2/9.3
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#1740 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> The newer catalyst drivers don't contain the drivers for your legacy video card
#1741 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_7ci7nf - Make sure you have the latest java from:
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#1743 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_7ci7nf java/version
#1744 [18:49] <VoxelHead> mib_7ci7nf: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1745 [18:49] <VoxelHead> mib_7ci7nf: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1746 [18:49] <mib_7ci7nf> I do
#1747 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> And what version of java do you run?
#1748 [18:50] <mib_7ci7nf> 6 update 30
#1749 [18:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_7ci7nf - Does minecraft do the same thing on the downloadable client?
#1750 [18:50] <mib_7ci7nf> yes both
#1751 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_7ci7nf - Could you go to the inbrowser client at the website. When it starts to load, look for a white coffee cup icon in your system tray, next to your clock. Right click on it, and open up the java console.
#1752 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> Copy everything in the console to pastebin.com and give us the URL once you submit it
#1753 [18:51] <mib_bv8su9> i am running java 6 update 30 and i have ati radeon 9200 running driver " 8.252.0.0 "
#1754 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_bv8su9 - The radeon 9000 series video cards have been known to be somewhat incompatible with minecraft. Try older versions of the catalyst drivers, like 9.2/9.3
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#1757 [18:52] <Mr_Eazi> Hi guys
#1758 [18:52] <mib_bv8su9> r u talking to me or the other guy
#1759 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> There should be a link on the ATI website for older versions
#1760 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> You, hence why I prefixed your name
#1761 [18:52] <krisa> I've got another problem...
#1762 [18:52] <Mr_Eazi> Guys, is buying the full game really worth it?
#1763 [18:52] <Mr_Eazi> £17 is a big price
#1764 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Over 4 million other people think so
#1765 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> It's 20 euros.
#1766 [18:53] <mib_bv8su9> but isn't version 8.2xxxx older than 9.2?
#1767 [18:53] <Mr_Eazi> Do you get free updates forever?
#1768 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_bv8su9 - It doesn't version like that
#1769 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Yes and no
#1770 [18:53] <Mr_Eazi> Can you clarify?
#1771 [18:53] <TrueWolves> You get some updates for free
#1772 [18:53] <mib_bv8su9> so which version should i download?
#1773 [18:53] <TrueWolves> But they might release stuff in the future that isn't entirely free.
#1774 [18:53] <TrueWolves> Most of them, and everyone so far, has been free
#1775 [18:53] <Mr_Eazi> Where can I find more info on that?
#1776 [18:54] <Mr_Eazi> Oh okay, I see
#1777 [18:54] <mib_bv8su9> can you tell me the exact version you want me to try
#1778 [18:54] <CrusaderDeleters> mr_Eazi: Alpha Members get minecraft Expansion packs for free. The rest don't.
#1779 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_bv8su9 - What is your operating system?
#1780 [18:54] <mib_bv8su9> windows xp 32 bit
#1781 [18:54] <Mr_Eazi> Is there many public servers up at the moment? If there is, is it actually fun to play online?
#1782 [18:55] <TrueWolves> There are 100s
#1783 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> If not thousands
#1784 [18:55] <TrueWolves> And it can be fun if you like working with others or showing off your own stuff.
#1785 [18:55] <Mr_Eazi> Is playing online worth the £17 price tag though
#1786 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> Check these sites:
#1787 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Yes
#1788 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#1789 [18:55] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1790 [18:55] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1791 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> All those are fan-made listing of servers available
#1792 [18:55] <TrueWolves> I am broke, but have never regreted buying me and my girlfriend a copy of minecraft.
#1793 [18:55] <Mr_Eazi> Okay
#1794 [18:55] <Mr_Eazi> Thanks a lot guys
#1795 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> If you check even one of them, you'll see thousands of listings
#1796 [18:56] <TrueWolves> Obviously don't buy the game if you don't find it fun in general
#1797 [18:56] <TrueWolves> but if you enjoyed single player, multiplayer is worth it, and technialy the single player version isn't free either. xP
#1798 [18:56] * TrueWolves goes poof for food.
#1798 [18:57] <krisa> help?
#1799 [18:57] <krisa> please?
#1800 [18:58] <TrueWolves> Kinda hard to help when you are not telling us what.
#1801 [18:58] <mib_bv8su9> GreyVulpine.. are you still there?
#1802 [18:59] <krisa> I just spent 5 hours on a new world and my lappy crashed. The save file is still there but Minecraft won't show it
#1803 [19:00] <clarjon1> sounds like a null level.dat
#1804 [19:00] <krisa> Is it possible to recover it?
#1805 [19:01] <clarjon1> It's possible to make a new level.dat, by creating a new world with a different name, then copying it over, so your buildings are still intact... items in your inventory are toast tho, and it'd be a different seed
#1806 [19:01] <krisa> I tried and it didn't work
#1807 [19:03] <mib_bv8su9> here is the link to my error log... can someone help me... http://pastebin.com/UJ6Juatk
#1808 [19:06] <mib_bv8su9> can someone please help me?
#1809 [19:07] <mib_bv8su9> is anyone there?
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#1812 [19:11] <dylan> i purchased the full version and can not get it to run online or on my computer
#1813 [19:11] <dylan> here is my error log... http://pastebin.com/UJ6Juatk can someone please help me
#1814 [19:12] <clarjon1> dylan: it's a problem with your ATI drivers
#1815 [19:12] <clarjon1> # Problematic frame:
#1816 [19:12] <clarjon1> # C [atioglx1.dll+0x3fb4c7]
#1817 [19:12] <dylan> what is the problem, and how do i fix it
#1818 [19:12] <clarjon1> I just said, it's your Graphics Driers
#1819 [19:12] <clarjon1> *drivers
#1820 [19:13] <clarjon1> update them using ati's website
#1821 [19:13] <dylan> i just did.
#1822 [19:13] <clarjon1> don't use windows update -- they tend to leave out the openGL parts of the drivers
#1823 [19:13] <dylan> this is there latest version according to their website
#1824 [19:14] <dylan> i have a radeon 9200
#1825 [19:14] <dylan> running driver version 8.252.0.0
#1826 [19:17] <clarjon1> well, it's a driver error
#1827 [19:17] <clarjon1> only thing i can think of is to re-install the driver
#1828 [19:17] <dylan> that was the last advice. I just did that, any other ideas?
#1829 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, the 9000 series will not be able to handle minecraft. You'd need to upgrade the video card itself.
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#1831 [19:19] <Woltox> User question/hacked where can I ask that?
#1832 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1833 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> If your account was hacked, and you cannot recover it using the tools on the website, then send an email to help@mojang.com -- Mojang's currently away for the holidays so expect a little wait before they can get back to you.
#1834 [19:20] <dylan> when i downloaded the game it said this graphics card was ok
#1835 [19:20] <dylan> how do i get a refund?
#1836 [19:20] <Woltox> Got a person on a server claiming that hes account got hacked and now is owned by one of the server admins, but only proof is minecraftforums.net
#1837 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> Woltox - Then send him my previous statement
#1838 [19:21] <clarjon1> dylan: downloaded the game from where
#1839 [19:21] <dylan> online
#1840 [19:21] <clarjon1> dylan: the game itself doesn't run a graphics card check, and approve your card.
#1841 [19:21] <dylan> minecraft.net
#1842 [19:21] <dylan> i paid for the full version
#1843 [19:21] <clarjon1> It just loads up the stuff and tells the gfx card to get a move on
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#1845 [19:22] <clarjon1> dylan: mobility radeon 9600?
#1846 [19:22] <dylan> i checked if my computer meets the minimum requirements and it said yes
#1847 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> clarjon1 - 9200.
#1848 [19:22] <clarjon1> 9200
#1849 [19:22] <dylan> yes
#1850 [19:22] <dylan> 9200
#1851 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Most of the 9000 series video cards that we've seen, have been incompatible with minecraft
#1852 [19:22] <clarjon1> let's see...
#1853 [19:22] <JoeyD> Hi! My name is Joey and I recently recieved a Vanilla Visa and I'm aware of the problems they have with using them online but.. Does anyone know some sort of method which will grant me the eventual result of purchasing the ga,e?
#1854 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Especially after 1.8 and 1.0.0
#1855 [19:22] <clarjon1> a card released in 1993
#1856 [19:22] <clarjon1> er
#1857 [19:22] <clarjon1> 2003 sorry
#1858 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> JoeyD - Best bet is paypal.com
#1859 [19:23] <dylan> well.. how do i get a refund then
#1860 [19:23] <JoeyD> Tried, no success. Paypal didn't accept it the 5 times I attempted to add the card.
#1861 [19:23] <clarjon1> 128mb card? hm
#1862 [19:23] <JoeyD> Any work around?
#1863 [19:23] <Woltox> Anyone know if Sandybridge cpu is better than the old?
#1864 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> JoeyD - workaround for?
#1865 [19:23] <clarjon1> JoeyD: this is a giftcard type visa, right?
#1866 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Woltox - Yes.
#1867 [19:24] <JoeyD> Using this card to purchase the game?
#1868 [19:24] <clarjon1> JoeyD: Is this a giftcard/prepaid Visa?
#1869 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> JoeyD - If it's just a plain jane visa credit card, you should have no problems
#1870 [19:24] <dylan> so.. how do i get a refund?
#1871 [19:24] <JoeyD> It's a vanilla visa prepaid card, yes.
#1872 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> If it's a gift/prepaid card, then you might run into problems
#1873 [19:24] <clarjon1> ??< index
#1874 [19:24] <JoeyD> Right, and I have. Which is why I'm searching for a workaround to these problems.
#1875 [19:24] <clarjon1> JoeyD: Most cards of that type have an online page for you to associate an address and name and contact details etc
#1876 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> dylan - Refund policy can be found at minecraft.net/support --> payment -> refund
#1877 [19:25] <clarjon1> JoeyD: You will have to go to that page and fill out that form before you can use it for online payments.
#1878 [19:25] <clarjon1> JoeyD: If your card doesn't allow for this, then you're outta luck.
#1879 [19:25] <JoeyD> Ah, see I thought about that. I contacted Visa and they told me that the only piece of info I could add to the card was a zip code, because it's an anonymous card.
#1880 [19:25] <oldtopmanserver> ??< demo
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#1882 [19:26] <clarjon1> JoeyD: check the card for a web address.
#1883 [19:26] <clarjon1> JoeyD: there *might* be an online data thing on the card tha tyou can use.
#1884 [19:26] <dylan> it says they do not offer refunds
#1885 [19:26] <JoeyD> I did. I went to the website of the card and added the zip.
#1886 [19:26] <clarjon1> ah
#1887 [19:26] <clarjon1> well
#1888 [19:26] <dylan> THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING
#1889 [19:26] <clarjon1> Paypal confirms zip, address, etc
#1890 [19:26] <dylan> I WAS TOLD I MEET THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
#1891 [19:26] <JoeyD> And it denied my card because I didn't have the address. Only the zip.
#1892 [19:26] <dylan> AND NOW I AM BEING TOLD I DO NOT... ONLY AFTER I PURCHASE THE GAME
#1893 [19:27] <beeh> hello
#1894 [19:27] <clarjon1> where are the minimum requirements again?
#1895 [19:27] <dylan> NOW I CAN NOT GET A REFUND?
#1896 [19:28] <clarjon1> ??> dylan dont/shout
#1897 [19:28] <VoxelHead> dylan: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#1898 [19:28] <dylan> well this is very upsetting
#1899 [19:28] <clarjon1> ??< requirements
#1900 [19:28] <clarjon1> ??> dylan requirements
#1901 [19:28] <VoxelHead> dylan: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#1902 [19:28] <dylan> minimum requirements are right on the dowload page
#1903 [19:29] <clarjon1> i see no requirements on the download page
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#1905 [19:29] <beeh> I have a problem with minecraft launcher. can you help me?
#1906 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> What problem would that be?
#1907 [19:30] <dylan> bs...
#1908 [19:30] <clarjon1> dylan: Please, find where on http://www.minecraft.net/download it shows the minimum requirements
#1909 [19:30] <dylan> the requirements are there... 1gb ram.. i have 1.5 gb / minimum amd 220+ ... I have amd 2600 +
#1910 [19:30] <beeh> I launch the game but i cant enter my userneme and my password.
#1911 [19:31] <clarjon1> where
#1912 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> beeh - You can't? Are you not able to type into the text boxes there?
#1913 [19:31] <dylan> on the purchase page
#1914 [19:31] <clarjon1> dylan: i don't see that at all.
#1915 [19:31] <dylan> not the download
#1916 [19:31] <clarjon1> oh, the -purchase- page
#1917 [19:31] <dylan> don't call me a liar
#1918 [19:31] <clarjon1> you said the -download- page
#1919 [19:31] <weirdo> i tried to buy minecraft and i think i might have bought more than one, is there a way i can get a refund, or see what i bought?
#1920 [19:32] <beeh> No i cant i click on text boxes but i cant write anything and i cant see all the page.
#1921 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Contact your bank or credit card.
#1922 [19:32] <clarjon1> dylan: System Recommendations: "Latest version of java - Dedicated Graphics card - 1 GB of RAM"
#1923 [19:32] <clarjon1> dylan: There's NO mention of specific models.
#1924 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> beeh - Could you give us a screenshot of this? Upload it to a site like imgur.com and share the URL with us
#1925 [19:33] <dylan> well i have the latest version of java
#1926 [19:33] <dylan> and i have 1.5 g of ram
#1927 [19:33] <beeh> i will try im noob with informatic...
#1928 [19:33] <dylan> what is your point
#1929 [19:33] <clarjon1> and you have a graphics card that is almost a decade old.
#1930 [19:33] <dylan> so
#1931 [19:33] <clarjon1> so
#1932 [19:33] <dylan> i still meet those two requirements
#1933 [19:33] <oldtopmanserver> dylan: What is the URL of the website?
#1934 [19:33] <dylan> i want a refund
#1935 [19:33] <clarjon1> you need all 3
#1936 [19:33] <oldtopmanserver> also
#1937 [19:33] <oldtopmanserver> ??> dylan account
#1938 [19:33] <VoxelHead> dylan: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1939 [19:33] <VoxelHead> dylan: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1940 [19:34] <dylan> i have a dedicated graphics card
#1941 [19:34] <dylan> i have all 3
#1942 [19:34] <dylan> which one don't i have?
#1943 [19:34] <clarjon1> and you didn't think to google to check if other ppl have issues with yoru card?
#1944 [19:34] <oldtopmanserver> dylan: There is nothing we can do for you. I suggest calling them.
#1945 [19:34] <SimenOlai_> good enough graphic card
#1946 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> dylan - Unfortunately, your dedicated graphics card is too old to run minecraft.
#1947 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> dylan - There is nothing else we can do for you here.
#1948 [19:34] <clarjon1> I mean
#1949 [19:34] <clarjon1> You didn't do any research as to what you were buying.
#1950 [19:35] <oldtopmanserver> clarjon1: I believe he understands his mistake now.
#1951 [19:35] <clarjon1> Besides, this aint the place for refunds either
#1952 [19:35] * oldtopmanserver doesn't care for more bickering
#1952 [19:35] <clarjon1> we're a bunch of volunteers who take the time to try and help others ^_^
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#1956 [19:37] <SimenOlai_> we work free
#1957 [19:37] <SimenOlai_> we dont get any money
#1958 [19:37] <SimenOlai_> and you expect us to do anything? :D
#1959 [19:38] <clarjon1> he's gone now simen xD
#1960 [19:38] <SimenOlai_> yes we do! Because we love minecraft
#1961 [19:38] <SimenOlai_> oh
#1962 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Easy there SimenOlai_...
#1963 [19:38] <SimenOlai_> typed all that for nothing.....
#1964 [19:38] <SimenOlai_> :D
#1965 [19:38] <SimenOlai_> btw greyvulpine
#1966 [19:38] * oldtopmanserver pats SimenOlai_
#1966 [19:39] <SimenOlai_> i got an awesome idea
#1967 [19:39] * SimenOlai_ scrolls up to copy what he said hours ago
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#1968 [19:39] <beeh> good night all.
#1969 [19:40] <clarjon1> nite
#1970 [19:40] * oldtopman [oldtopman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1971 [19:40] <SimenOlai_> [22:00:07] <SimenOlai> i got an awesome idea........[22:00:25] <SimenOlai> we need some new commands/more on index.............[22:01:04] <SimenOlai> like ?? friendly/windows and ?? friendly/mac and ?? friendly/linux............[22:01:15] <SimenOlai> when entered it gives you a list of people who knows about that OS
#1972 [19:41] <SimenOlai_> maybe a long one, lol
#1973 [19:41] <SimenOlai_> some commands to voxelhead
#1974 [19:41] <SimenOlai_> you like it?
#1975 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> Eh. I'm against it. Would also ping all those people each time that command is used.
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#1977 [19:43] <oldtopman> GreyVulpine: Make it ask in the breakroom for experts of that OS
#1978 [19:43] <skipscheeks> Hello, I just downloaded minecraft version 1.0 and I was wondering how do get it onto my desktop. The only way i am able to play is by redownloading the game. Please clarify. Thank you.
#1979 [19:43] <oldtopman> skipscheeks: Use the downloaded version
#1980 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> He's probably using "Run" straight from the download prompt
#1981 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> Instead of choosing where the download goes to
#1982 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> Right click on the download link -> save as -> save the launcher on your desktop
#1983 [19:44] <skipscheeks> i am using it on windows
#1984 [19:44] <skipscheeks> i just want to get it on my desktop
#1985 [19:45] <skipscheeks> what can i do?
#1986 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Right click on the download link -> save as -> save the launcher on your desktop
#1987 [19:45] <skipscheeks> download link?
#1988 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft.net/download
#1989 [19:45] <skipscheeks> ok
#1990 [19:45] <skipscheeks> is that the box that appears when i download?
#1991 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> well
#1992 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Right click on Minecraft.exe, choose "Save file as"
#1993 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> morrolan liked the idea
#1994 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> right morrolan ?
#1995 [19:46] <skipscheeks> Oh that
#1996 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> i couldnt find the line where you said it :P
#1997 [19:46] <skipscheeks> when i open that some weird server appears
#1998 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> lol
#1999 [19:46] <SimenOlai_> wrong file :P
#2000 [19:47] <skipscheeks> o
#2001 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> greyvulpine
#2002 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> new idea
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#2004 [19:47] <skipscheeks> one moment let me grab my laptop I downloaded it on
#2005 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> in the, like ?? friendly/windows there comes an pastebin link
#2006 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> in that pastebin the names are
#2007 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> then they dont get pinged! :D
#2008 [19:47] <hmw> I'm still not for it
#2009 [19:47] <SimenOlai_> why?
#2010 [19:48] <SimenOlai_> its a good idea
#2011 [19:48] <skipscheeks> wait i dont get it with all the people talking
#2012 [19:48] <hmw> I don't want to be on that list. I think, people should continue asking the channel, instead of individuals
#2013 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin links can be subject to random griefers who can tell pastein to remove the post.
#2014 [19:48] <calatalee> it say that i have a bad video card drivers
#2015 [19:48] <SimenOlai_> hmw
#2016 [19:48] <skipscheeks> can someone answer me
#2017 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> skipscheeks - Go to http://www.minecraft.net/download -- Do you see Minecraft.exe?
#2018 [19:48] <SimenOlai_> the guy who is going to host the pastebin file,, will ask people who wanna be on the list :P
#2019 [19:48] <skipscheeks> ok one moment
#2020 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Not minecraft_server.exe, minecraft.exe
#2021 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> I'm still against it.
#2022 [19:49] <calatalee> i still need help plz
#2023 [19:49] <skipscheeks> O!
#2024 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> skipscheeks - Right click on minecraft.exe and choose 'Save file as"
#2025 [19:49] <skipscheeks> one moment i still need to grab my laptop
#2026 [19:49] <hmw> SimenOlai_: I think, we should rather write a short troubleshooting check list and put a factoid for that on the bot
#2027 [19:49] <SimenOlai_> thats boring
#2028 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - What operating system are you on?
#2029 [19:49] <SimenOlai_> whats the point with us then?
#2030 [19:49] <skipscheeks> i am on windows
#2031 [19:50] <calatalee> can i get help
#2032 [19:50] <hmw> But I keep telling the same things over and over again
#2033 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2034 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - What operating system are you on?
#2035 [19:50] <SimenOlai_> ??> skipscheeks friendly/windows
#2036 [19:50] <SimenOlai_> tada!
#2037 [19:50] <SimenOlai_> if we had that command :P
#2038 [19:50] <hmw> there is a #windows channel for windows questions :-)
#2039 [19:50] <skipscheeks> operating system?
#2040 [19:50] <calatalee> windows
#2041 [19:50] <skipscheeks> o ok
#2042 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> skipscheeks - Not directed at you. I was talking to calatalee.
#2043 [19:50] <SimenOlai_> do you think they help with minecraft?
#2044 [19:50] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2045 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> skipscheeks - Your problem has already been answered
#2046 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#2047 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> ??> calatalee win/dxdiag
#2048 [19:51] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2049 [19:51] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#2051 [19:51] <hmw> SimenOlai_: they help with windows related problems like GPU drivers
#2052 [19:51] <SimenOlai_> but not minecraft D:
#2053 [19:51] <SimenOlai_> :P
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#2055 [19:52] <mib_7n6x0p> how do i access the windows page about minecraft
#2056 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2057 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> Windows page about minecraft?
#2058 [19:52] <hmw> "windows page"?
#2059 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> lmao
#2060 [19:52] <mib_7n6x0p> yes
#2061 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> hmw
#2062 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> we talked
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#2064 [19:52] <calatalee> whats the win
#2065 [19:52] <mib_7n6x0p> the win?
#2066 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> so now he thinks there are a windows page about minecraft
#2067 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Windows key, between your ctrl and alt keys
#2068 [19:52] <mib_7n6x0p> you said
#2069 [19:52] <SimenOlai_> xDD
#2070 [19:52] <mib_7n6x0p> ok i see that
#2071 [19:53] <mib_7n6x0p> i click that on this page eh?
#2072 [19:53] <mib_4b45fw> After downloading the program, it will not launch. what are my next steps?
#2073 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_4b45fw - Operating system?
#2074 [19:54] <mib_4b45fw> windows XP
#2075 [19:54] <SimenOlai_> OH RIGHT
#2076 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_4b45fw - Make sure java is installed from: www.java.com
#2077 [19:54] <mib_7n6x0p> oh i am windows 7
#2078 [19:54] <SimenOlai_> skipscheeks (Mibbit@ip68-229-61-41.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2080 [19:54] <SimenOlai_> :P
#2081 [19:54] <SimenOlai_> now i see who you are :)
#2082 [19:55] <mib_7n6x0p> to get the game on my desktop what do i do
#2083 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Right click on minecraft.exe from minecraft.net/download, choose "Save file as", and save it on your desktop
#2084 [19:55] <calatalee> whats the IRC
#2085 [19:55] <SimenOlai_> are you se......
#2086 [19:55] <SimenOlai_> are you....
#2087 [19:55] <mib_7n6x0p> ok thaks
#2088 [19:55] <SimenOlai_> are you serious?
#2089 [19:55] <mib_7n6x0p> ok thanks
#2090 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Cut it out SimenOlai_.
#2091 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - You're in an IRC channel
#2092 [19:56] <SimenOlai_> im sorry, my cat sent the messages
#2093 [19:56] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2094 [19:56] <hmw> GreyVulpine: many people get confused about the "paste it to the IRC channel" in win/dxdiag. perhaps we should rephrase that
#2095 [19:56] <mib_7n6x0p> i dont see save fils as
#2096 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> hmw - Probably
#2097 [19:56] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine,
#2098 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Then, "Save link as"
#2099 [19:56] <mib_7n6x0p> got that
#2100 [19:56] <SimenOlai_> mib_7n6x0p, what browser do you have
#2101 [19:56] <mib_7n6x0p> google chrome
#2102 [19:57] <SimenOlai_> press the file, hold it, and drag to desktop
#2103 [19:57] <SimenOlai_> tada! :D
#2104 [19:57] <mib_7n6x0p> ok
#2105 [19:57] <mib_7n6x0p> one second
#2106 [19:57] <calatalee> http://pastebin.com/gvShUvwr
#2107 [19:57] <mib_7n6x0p> does not drag
#2108 [19:57] <mib_7n6x0p> here is what i see
#2109 [19:58] <mib_7n6x0p> i click on minecraft.exe
#2110 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Right click on Minecraft.exe
#2111 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Do you see "Save link as"
#2112 [19:58] <SimenOlai_> dont click it, just press and drag :P
#2113 [19:58] <mib_7n6x0p> then in the bottom left hand corner it says this type of file can harm your computer. Do you want to keep Minecraft.exe anyway? and i say yes
#2114 [19:58] <mib_7n6x0p> ok
#2115 [19:59] <mib_7n6x0p> i did that
#2116 [19:59] <hmw> just use the right mouse button
#2117 [19:59] <SimenOlai_> is it at desktop now?
#2118 [19:59] <mib_7n6x0p> then i see a page with the mozilla firefox symbol
#2119 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - You right clicked on Minecraft.exe, and chose "Save link as". Look up at the top. Do you see "Documents, downloads"?
#2120 [19:59] <SimenOlai_> dont save link as
#2121 [19:59] <calatalee> hello
#2122 [19:59] <SimenOlai_> do as i said :P
#2123 [19:59] <SimenOlai_> says*
#2124 [19:59] <hmw> SimenOlai_: you are not helping
#2125 [19:59] <mib_7n6x0p> where am i looking?
#2126 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - You right clicked on Minecraft.exe, and chose "Save link as". Look up at the top. Do you see "Documents, downloads"?
#2127 [20:00] <hmw> mib_7n6x0p: right mouse button, "save as" (or similar), save to Desktop
#2128 [20:00] <mib_7n6x0p> nowhere
#2129 [20:00] <SimenOlai_> wait mib_7n6x0p
#2130 [20:00] <SimenOlai_> did you download with chrome or not?
#2131 [20:00] <mib_7n6x0p> this is a laptop
#2132 [20:00] <calatalee> did you find out or
#2133 [20:00] <mib_7n6x0p> i am downloadig
#2134 [20:00] <mib_7n6x0p> here is what i am doing
#2135 [20:00] <SimenOlai_> with chrome or firefox ?
#2136 [20:01] <mib_7n6x0p> chrome
#2137 [20:01] <hmw> sounds more like Netscape
#2138 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - What you gave us, http://pastebin.com/gvShUvwr -- is not the complete dxdiag contents. Please copy everything in the dxdiag.txt file and paste it at www.pastebin.com again
#2139 [20:01] <SimenOlai_> how did you right click it then, it should come anything
#2140 [20:01] <SimenOlai_> shouldnt*
#2141 [20:01] <mib_7n6x0p> i right clicked on the blue link that lets you download
#2142 [20:01] <mib_7n6x0p> did i do it wrong?
#2143 [20:01] <hmw> sounds ok
#2144 [20:01] <SimenOlai_> :P
#2145 [20:01] <SimenOlai_> sounds ok??
#2146 [20:02] <mib_7n6x0p> ok i right clicked
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#2148 [20:02] <hmw> there will be a menu
#2149 [20:02] <SimenOlai_> he saved the download link on amazon :P
#2150 [20:02] <mib_7n6x0p> now i see File name: Minecraft (1) and save as type: Application
#2151 [20:02] <hmw> what about the menu, that pops up on a right click?
#2152 [20:03] <mib_7n6x0p> with the save link?
#2153 [20:03] <hmw> gah i will download that browser
#2154 [20:03] <SimenOlai_> hmw, i use chrome, i know exactly what to do
#2155 [20:03] <hmw> yeah, but mib doesnt
#2156 [20:04] <SimenOlai_> because you say weird stuff :P when you right click on files in chrome there is no menu
#2157 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes, there is.
#2158 [20:04] <hmw> that must be new
#2159 [20:04] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: not on the files
#2160 [20:04] <mib_7n6x0p> what files?
#2161 [20:04] <SimenOlai_> no there isnt GreyVulpine
#2162 [20:04] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: on the links to the files
#2163 [20:04] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: that are on the webpage
#2164 [20:04] <calatalee> http://pastebin.com/XD6jXF7z
#2165 [20:04] <SimenOlai_> why save the link on desktop?
#2166 [20:04] <mib_7n6x0p> all i did was right click on minecradt.exe before downloading
#2167 [20:04] <SimenOlai_> when pressing that it would download minecraft :P
#2168 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> SimenOlai_ - Because that's what he wants, is the minecraft.exe laucher on his desktop
#2169 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> yes
#2170 [20:05] <SimenOlai_> yeah
#2171 [20:05] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: right clicking allows you to change where it gets downloaded to
#2172 [20:05] <SimenOlai_> wut
#2173 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> right click on what
#2174 [20:05] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: instead of being dumped into the "Downloads" directory
#2175 [20:05] <hmw> i see that menu
#2176 [20:05] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: you get a save file dialog :)
#2177 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> when i right click on link it wants to save that somewhere else
#2178 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Right, can you choose your desktop from there?
#2179 [20:05] <hmw> mib_7n6x0p: that is what you asked for
#2180 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> no
#2181 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> i will tell you what i can do
#2182 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - What operating system are you on?
#2183 [20:05] <mib_7n6x0p> open link in new tab
#2184 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> windows 7
#2185 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> open link in new windows
#2186 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Alright. Choose, "Save link as"
#2187 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> ok
#2188 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> then?
#2189 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> a menu appears
#2190 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> What do you see ABOVE "File name"?
#2191 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Documents, yes?
#2192 [20:06] <mib_7n6x0p> one of my folders
#2193 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Do you see a double arrow pointing to the left?
#2194 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> wtfff
#2195 [20:06] <SimenOlai_> mindfuck!
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#2198 [20:07] <mib_7n6x0p> no
#2199 [20:07] <hmw> a symbol named "Desktop"
#2200 [20:07] <mib_7n6x0p> no
#2201 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> doesnt make much sense XDD, saving a link on desktop,, and when pressing it on desktop it opens minecraft
#2202 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> why dont it download it?
#2203 [20:07] <SimenOlai_> D:
#2204 [20:07] <mib_7n6x0p> no idea it shoudl
#2205 [20:07] <mib_7n6x0p> i mean should
#2206 [20:08] <calatalee> did i send all of it
#2207 [20:08] <clarjon1> SimenOlai_: Save Link As is short for "Save the content that this link points to as"
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#2209 [20:08] <mib_7n6x0p> ok what i see is a file of my name
#2210 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> since its like that the option should be named: save file as,,, not save link as
#2211 [20:08] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2212 [20:08] <mib_7n6x0p> thats it
#2213 [20:08] <mib_7n6x0p> no desktop
#2214 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine,
#2215 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> its teamviewer time
#2216 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> One moment
#2217 [20:09] <hmw> I charge 65€ for one hour
#2218 [20:09] <mib_4b45fw> I downloaded Java, and the exe file. after running it says user not premium?
#2219 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> you want to use teamviewer mib_7n6x0p ?
#2220 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> i do it free
#2221 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> http://i.imgur.com/2SawD.png
#2222 [20:09] <mib_7n6x0p> wait i think i got it
#2223 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - Do you see the above?
#2224 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_4b45fw - Did you pay for minecrafT?
#2225 [20:09] <mib_4b45fw> yes
#2226 [20:09] <mib_7n6x0p> yes
#2227 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2228 [20:09] <SimenOlai_> yes yes :D
#2229 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_7n6x0p - When did you pay for minecraft?
#2230 [20:10] <mib_7n6x0p> today
#2231 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> ?? payment
#2232 [20:10] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2233 [20:10] <calatalee> help plz
#2234 [20:10] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
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#2236 [20:10] <mib_7n6x0p> i did very early
#2237 [20:10] <mib_7n6x0p> i think i got it working
#2238 [20:10] <mib_7n6x0p> let me double check
#2239 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> uhm mib_7n6x0p
#2240 [20:10] <SimenOlai_> we talk about mib_4b45fw now :P
#2241 [20:10] <calatalee> what about me
#2242 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> calatalee,
#2243 [20:11] <mib_7n6x0p> yes thank you for your time
#2244 [20:11] <hmw> calatalee: what is wrong? didn't follow your "case"
#2245 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> mib_7n6x0p, do you wanna use teamviewer?
#2246 [20:11] <mib_7n6x0p> for what?
#2247 [20:11] <mib_4b45fw> I paid for the program this morning
#2248 [20:11] <hmw> for saving a file *smirks*
#2249 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> to save the minecraft.exe on desktop :P
#2250 [20:11] <mib_7n6x0p> and what is teamviewer?
#2251 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> ?? tv
#2252 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> ?? teamviewer
#2253 [20:11] <mib_7n6x0p> i have it on my desktop now
#2254 [20:11] <SimenOlai_> :O
#2255 [20:11] <mib_7n6x0p> i am fine thanks for your time
#2256 [20:11] <calatalee> i dont know i did the link or will it take some time
#2257 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> you didnt say that!
#2258 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> :P
#2259 [20:12] <mib_7n6x0p> a few times
#2260 [20:12] <mib_7n6x0p> lol
#2261 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> :(
#2262 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> when
#2263 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> WHEN
#2264 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Download and install these drivers: http://www.geforce.com/Drivers/Results/38915
#2265 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> !k SimenOlai_
#2266 [20:12] * GreyBot kicked SimenOlai_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: imenOlai_ :<Kicks:878>)
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#2268 [20:12] <mib_7n6x0p> at 17:10
#2269 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> what did i do''?
#2270 [20:12] <SimenOlai_> [02:11:07] <mib_7n6x0p> yes thank you for your time
#2271 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Kinda getting fed up with your spam SimenOlai_.
#2272 [20:13] <clarjon1> mhm
#2273 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> oh, i thought you gave up :P
#2274 [20:13] <mib_7n6x0p> ok bye
#2275 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> bye! :)
#2276 [20:13] <hmw> SimenOlai_: you create a lot of unpleasant noise
#2277 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> mhm
#2278 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> im known for that
#2279 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> Yes. Stop.
#2280 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> ok sir
#2281 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> Yes sir! *
#2282 [20:13] <SimenOlai_> ok ill stop, sorry
#2283 [20:14] * SimenOlai_ mutes himself, (cant talk for the next 10 minutes)
#2283 [20:14] <clarjon1> That's the third time you said you'd stop, in yet another way >:|
#2284 [20:14] <clarjon1> four times
#2285 [20:14] <mib_4b45fw> what are my next steps?
#2286 [20:14] <clarjon1> mib_4b45fw: what payment method did you use
#2287 [20:15] <clarjon1> mib_4b45fw: moneybookers, paypal, etc
#2288 [20:16] <mib_4b45fw> mc
#2289 [20:17] <mib_4b45fw> I have a screen shot that states purchase complete.
#2290 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_4b45fw - I'd call your financial institution, whether it's a bank or credit card, and confirm that payment was made on their end
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#2292 [20:19] <zippity> Yeah when I try to go on the the game it says fatal error
#2293 [20:19] <zippity> (4)
#2294 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> What is the full error?
#2295 [20:19] <calatalee> and what are these drivers for by the way
#2296 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> calatalee- Those are updated video drivers for your system.
#2297 [20:20] <zippity> unable to get input stream for iwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2298 [20:20] <calatalee> oh ok and how long do it take to update most of the time
#2299 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Depends, usually just a few minutes.
#2300 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> zippity - Usually has to do with your firewall or security software blocking java from downloading files for minecraft.
#2301 [20:21] <calatalee> ok thanks for the help so far
#2302 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> time is over!! the longest 10 minutes ever.
#2303 [20:24] <hmw> lol
#2304 [20:24] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2305 [20:25] <hmw> When someone is confused, it is a good idea to refrain of sacrasm, jokes and whatever and be super clear/straight forward. Especially, if they can't speak English well.
#2306 [20:26] <hmw> We supporters should try to be at the same pace, when we are talking simultaneously to someone with a problem
#2307 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> And for the love of... if somebody's trying to give directions, don't give them conflicting directions at the same time. Causes so much needless confusion.
#2308 [20:27] <hmw> Heck... and this channel is nothing compared to #ubuntu
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#2310 [20:27] <calatalee> and after the update with the drivers minecraft should work
#2311 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Hopefully.
#2312 [20:27] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, do you know anything about lahwrans skybot? :)
#2313 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> I do not.
#2314 [20:28] <SimenOlai_> ok :(
#2315 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> I have enough of a hard time trying to keep track of the half dozen bots or so in here.
#2316 [20:28] <hmw> Why don't you share one bot, anyways?
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#2318 [20:29] <hmw> I mean... I can understand... my own bot in here would be cool... but really, 6? heheh
#2319 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> Pretty much every bot in here is personally maintained and hosted on a home connection. If we only had Vox on here, and it goes down...
#2320 [20:29] <calatalee> ok thank you so much for your help have a happy holiday
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#2322 [20:29] <blinky> will minecraft work on my laptop. here are my specs model: HP G60 Processor: AMD Turion dual-core RM-70 2.00 Ghz RAM: 3.00 GB system type: 32-bit operating system Manufacturer: Hewlett-Packard
#2323 [20:29] <hmw> alright, makes sense
#2324 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Vox has gone down multiple times, is why Wug brough on his own FAQ bot.
#2325 [20:30] <hmw> blinky: sounds good
#2326 [20:30] <hmw> is there a generic troubleshooting checklist somewhere already?
#2327 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Aubot is kealper's, does stuff that Vox can't do. I've got my own, which does stuff no other bot does.
#2328 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> hmw - Not really.
#2329 [20:31] <hmw> I am working on a tiny one
#2330 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> We have the forums at minecraftirc.net, but not a comprehensive one.
#2331 [20:31] <ferminter> my laptop says unable to get input stream for iwjgl_applet.jar.pack and I really wanna play how do I fix it?
#2332 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> It's got a few support notes there, but it doesn't cover everything we've seen in here. Just no time to really put one together
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#2334 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> ferminter - Usually has to do with your security software or firewall blocking minecraft from downloading its files
#2335 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> Try turning off your security software to test.
#2336 [20:32] <ferminter> so how do i shut it down?
#2337 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> There's dozens, if not hundreds of different security suites out there, each with their own control panel.
#2338 [20:32] <hmw> GreyVulpine: anything, you would like to contribute to my text?
#2339 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> hmw - text?
#2340 [20:33] <hmw> comprehensive check list
#2341 [20:33] <ferminter> ok
#2342 [20:33] <ferminter> ok
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#2344 [20:33] <hmw> the notes you mentioned
#2345 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> hmw - Erm, where?
#2346 [20:33] <hmw> *confused*
#2347 [20:33] <hmw> nvm
#2348 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> In respect to sharing troubleshooting tips, we have a forum at: http://minecraftirc.net/forum-15.html
#2349 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> It's in no means comprehensive, but we try to share the more common errors we see here.
#2350 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> It's something we're trying to get people to post to, but again, no time, or people don't want to contribute due to whatever reason.
#2351 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> minecrafthelpwiki.net ?
#2352 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2353 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, a wiki would be great. Question is, who would maintain it?
#2354 [20:35] <hmw> Just found nice stuff for the Mac. I have no clue about Macs
#2355 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> what maintain ?
#2356 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> dont you mean host? :P
#2357 [20:35] <hmw> Articles would have to be supervised
#2358 [20:35] <SimenOlai_> i can :P
#2359 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Who would actually post stuff to the wiki? Make sure all the problems are up to date?
#2360 [20:35] <hmw> 24/7?
#2361 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> i can host it too
#2362 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Make sure the solutions are correct?
#2363 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> not 24/7 :P
#2364 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> but like, 72 hours, then a restart
#2365 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> 72 hours, then a restart
#2366 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> happy? :D
#2367 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Having a centralized database is a great idea, but you'd need somebody to actually maintain it.
#2368 [20:36] <SimenOlai_> domain can be mchelpwiki.wut.se ?
#2369 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> i can maintain it
#2370 [20:37] <SimenOlai_> (just because its free (the domain))
#2371 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> I don't mean simply just providing a host. There's people here with that capability
#2372 [20:38] <SimenOlai_> i can maintain :P
#2373 [20:38] <hmw> pastebin will do, i guess ;-)
#2374 [20:38] <SimenOlai_> wiki is better D:
#2375 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> This person would also need to be very knowledgable with every problem out there, whether it's been addressed already, and how to solve it across multiple platforms.
#2376 [20:39] * SimenOlai_ closes eyes and see a 5 star wiki on his site about mchelpwiki
#2376 [20:39] <SimenOlai_> GreyVulpine, i see the answers in this room
#2377 [20:39] <SimenOlai_> edits the line a bit, then public it
#2378 [20:39] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2379 [20:39] <hmw> also, I need some quick link with little text (because people are lazy and tend not to read carefully enough) for the 5 most common things, people should have done before asking here
#2380 [20:39] <SimenOlai_> also other people can edit the wiki
#2381 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> Don't forget, not everybody speaks english. You'd have to translate it to different languages as well.
#2382 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> yeah, we get translators :P
#2383 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> Don't forget screenshots in various languages.
#2384 [20:40] <hmw> A good technical wiki would be nice, though.
#2385 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> yeah, we get translators which makes images :P
#2386 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh.
#2387 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> hmw it will take months anyway :P
#2388 [20:40] <hmw> Well... what is on minecraftwiki already?
#2389 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> wow
#2390 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> only blocks and boring stugg
#2391 [20:40] <SimenOlai_> stuff*
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#2393 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2394 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> like setting up a server
#2395 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Make a wiki that explains port forwarding
#2396 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> With how tos on hundreds of routers.
#2397 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Then we'll talk.
#2398 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2399 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> ill just get from portforward.com
#2400 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> it was there i learned how to portforward
#2401 [20:41] <SimenOlai_> i just saw the last pic on it :P
#2402 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> then i understood it
#2403 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> so, WHOS WITH ME!
#2404 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> Say I
#2405 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> (its now everyone says I)
#2406 [20:42] <SimenOlai_> :(
#2407 [20:42] * SimenOlai_ cries
#2407 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> well anyway
#2408 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> where the f*** do i get the wiki api D:
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#2410 [20:43] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#2410 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> ive googled in 2 hours
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#2412 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2413 [20:43] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2414 [20:45] <quaddle> Hello I'm trying to buy a gift code and the minecraft site wont allow the transaction can anyone here help me with this?
#2415 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> What are you trying to pay with? What error(s) are you getting?
#2416 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> hmm, greyvulpine
#2417 [20:46] <hmw> quaddle: Hint: PayPal is known to work well. Perhaps a friend can help.
#2418 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> a site on mchelpwiki, FAQ
#2419 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2420 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> hmw
#2421 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> visa works great too :P
#2422 [20:46] <SimenOlai_> took under 4 minutes for me
#2423 [20:46] <quaddle> trying to pay with a visa says transaction not allowed due to incorrect information entered although i'm verry sure it was correct..
#2424 [20:46] <Scott> I prefer writing a check and mailing it to Sweden via boat.
#2425 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> quaddle - As hmw said, try using paypal. It's been known to be more reliabe
#2426 [20:47] <quaddle> lol
#2427 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> s/reliabe/reliable
#2428 [20:47] <quaddle> kk thanx will do
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#2430 [20:47] <SimenOlai_> scott
#2431 [20:47] <SimenOlai_> we are not oldtime kids, we are from future :D
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#2433 [20:48] <Scott> To be honest, I think I have 1 check left.
#2434 [20:48] <Scott> I got 3 when I setup my account about 6 months ago.
#2435 [20:48] <Scott> I know I had to write one to get my internet installed as they didn't take visa/amex. :s
#2436 [20:48] <Scott> no idea what I did with the other.
#2437 [20:48] <mib_2r8nqi> How can I play this game for free I want to buy it but I feel like i want to play it a little before I do, any suggestions?
#2438 [20:49] <Scott> ?? demo
#2439 [20:49] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2440 [20:49] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2441 [20:49] <mib_2r8nqi> yes but i have a mac will it work for that aswell?
#2442 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, no it won't.
#2443 [20:49] <Scott> That's for Windows. I'm not sure if there is a Mac demo.
#2444 [20:49] <Scott> But it works fine on OS X. :)
#2445 [20:51] <mib_2r8nqi> wont let me play the demo still
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#2447 [20:52] <SimenOlai_> whats the error / what does it say?
#2448 [20:52] <mib_crugur> I need help portforwarding can u direct me to a correct support forum
#2449 [20:52] <mib_2r8nqi> it downloaded but when I open it just a bunch of giberish
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#2451 [20:53] <Scott> that's because it's a windows executable.
#2452 [20:53] <Scott> it won't work on a Unix based OS.
#2453 [20:53] <SimenOlai_> mib_crugur, soon we have a wiki maybe :P
#2454 [20:53] <SimenOlai_> mib_crugur, soon we have a wiki maybe :P
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#2456 [20:53] <SimenOlai_> right GreyVulpine
#2457 [20:53] <SimenOlai_> he left, wtf
#2458 [20:53] <mib_2r8nqi> is there any other way to get a trial for the game?
#2459 [20:54] <SimenOlai_> other way?
#2460 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Not for macs, no.
#2461 [20:54] <mib_2r8nqi> alright thanks for the support
#2462 [20:54] <Scott> you can watch some videos on youtube
#2463 [20:54] <Scott> see if you like it
#2464 [20:54] <SimenOlai_> youtube is not good in tutorials :P
#2465 [20:55] <SimenOlai_> because most of people making tutorials have bad recording software
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#2467 [20:59] <SimenOlai_> you guys like this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6n5IKGczl0
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#2470 [21:02] <allan> hi minecraft won't work for me when I open it and I have the latest version of java, what should I do?
#2471 [21:03] <SimenOlai_> any errors
#2472 [21:03] <SimenOlai_> ?*
#2473 [21:03] <oldtopman> allan: What version of Java are you running?
#2474 [21:03] <allan> java 6 I think
#2475 [21:03] <oldtopman> allan: Try the downloaded client.
#2476 [21:04] <allan> I did
#2477 [21:04] <oldtopman> ??> allan win/reinst/bat
#2478 [21:04] <VoxelHead> allan: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2479 [21:04] <VoxelHead> allan: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2480 [21:05] <allan> ok it's working for the most part
#2481 [21:05] <allan> Im getting an update
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#2483 [21:06] <libraryaddict> Is it possible to play on a minecraft server without being connected to the internet?
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#2485 [21:06] <oldtopman> libraryaddict: Yes.
#2486 [21:06] <libraryaddict> Because I keep getting error msgs with string longer then expected
#2487 [21:07] <libraryaddict> But when im connected to the internet..
#2488 [21:07] <oldtopman> Change online_mode in server.properties to false
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#2490 [21:07] <libraryaddict> Already did that :(
#2491 [21:07] <SimenOlai_> oldtopman
#2492 [21:07] <SimenOlai_> it wouldnt work at me once
#2493 [21:07] <HenriqueMachado> Why My pistons only work on signle player and dosent work on my server?
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#2495 [21:07] <oldtopman> SimenOlai_: Hello?
#2496 [21:07] <Mr_Eazi> Hi guys
#2497 [21:07] <oldtopman> HenriqueMachado: No idea.
#2498 [21:07] <SimenOlai_> said it couldnt start server because no, uhm, ,,, something in norwegian i dont know in english
#2499 [21:08] <HenriqueMachado> A simple system on my server dosent work :(
#2500 [21:08] <Mr_Eazi> Has anybody come across this bug - play for about 5 mins, then the window closes randomly.
#2501 [21:08] <Mr_Eazi> I don't have texture pack or any mods
#2502 [21:08] <SimenOlai_> Mr_Eazi, you have old java
#2503 [21:08] <Mr_Eazi> I just updated today
#2504 [21:08] <SimenOlai_> you could try java 7
#2505 [21:08] <allan> ok it's working!! thank you sooo much!
#2506 [21:08] <SimenOlai_> it fixed my problem with it
#2507 [21:08] <oldtopman> allan: No problem.
#2508 [21:08] <Mr_Eazi> Okay, I will give it a try
#2509 [21:08] <Mr_Eazi> THanks
#2510 [21:08] <SimenOlai_> :D
#2511 [21:09] <SimenOlai_> remember to uninstall java 6 first
#2512 [21:09] <SimenOlai_> if not your computer crash
#2513 [21:09] * SimenOlai_ has experience
#2513 [21:09] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2514 [21:10] <Mr_Eazi> What's the newest version of JAva?
#2515 [21:10] <Mr_Eazi> I have 6 update 30 atm
#2516 [21:10] <Mr_Eazi> This is the one the site recomends
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#2518 [21:10] <libraryaddict> Ok so no one knows why I fail to connect when Im not connected to internet
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#2520 [21:11] <oldtopman> libraryaddict: I do.
#2521 [21:11] <oldtopman> Change online_server to false
#2522 [21:11] <libraryaddict> Im not talking "Failed to validate"
#2523 [21:11] <mib_hp1s39> i just got it what are the controls
#2524 [21:11] <libraryaddict> Im talking about a recived string longer 24 > 16
#2525 [21:12] <libraryaddict> Can you relate this to the online-mode which is already false?
#2526 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_hp1s39 - Press esc -> controls
#2527 [21:12] <oldtopman> libraryaddict: Change the file and come back.
#2528 [21:12] <mib_hp1s39> no the in game controls
#2529 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> Controls are all there
#2530 [21:12] <mib_hp1s39> nevemind
#2531 [21:13] <mib_hp1s39> ^ oops
#2532 [21:13] <Mr_Eazi> Is Java 6 update 30 okay to play minecraft?
#2533 [21:13] <mib_hp1s39> tnx
#2534 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Yes it is
#2535 [21:14] <Mr_Eazi> My minecraft keeps crashing randomly
#2536 [21:14] <Mr_Eazi> Do you know what the problem could be?
#2537 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Got any error reports?
#2538 [21:14] <Mr_Eazi> Where will they be?
#2539 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Where do you have the launcher?
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#2541 [21:14] <Mr_Eazi> Oh
#2542 [21:14] <Mr_Eazi> I have lots
#2543 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Please post one of them at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#2544 [21:15] <HenriqueMachado> is something wrong with my piston? http://imageshack.us/f/692/minedj.jpg/
#2545 [21:15] <Mr_Eazi> "# # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x000084c1, pid=248, tid=4012"
#2546 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Please post one of them at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#2547 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> HenriqueMachado - Doesn't look like anything's wrong, except it's not working.
#2548 [21:15] <Mr_Eazi> Upload the notepad file to the web?
#2549 [21:15] <HenriqueMachado> GreyVulpine: why dont work?
#2550 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - Upload the contents of one of the files to www.pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the URL so that we may read it
#2551 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> HenriqueMachado - I don't know. Are you in spawn?
#2552 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> HenriqueMachado - Are you anywhere close to where you originally spawn on the map?
#2553 [21:16] <JohnEBH> !check
#2554 [21:16] <HenriqueMachado> GreyVulpine: i've tried on other places.. on the single player works, but in my own server dont work :(
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#2556 [21:17] <HenriqueMachado> and no.. i'm not on a spawn
#2557 [21:17] <JohnEBH> !check MPG.JHServers.net
#2558 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> HenriqueMachado - Running vanilla or a modded server?
#2559 [21:17] <HenriqueMachado> bukkit
#2560 [21:17] <Mr_Eazi> Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/DEQydgq5
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#2562 [21:17] <oldtopman> ??> HenriqueMachado mods
#2563 [21:17] <Mr_Eazi> Would be great is you could help
#2564 [21:17] <VoxelHead> HenriqueMachado: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2565 [21:18] <VoxelHead> HenriqueMachado: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2566 [21:18] <HenriqueMachado> uhm
#2567 [21:18] <libraryaddict> oldtopman : http://pastebin.com/k0LALiT5
#2568 [21:18] <libraryaddict> Try tell me its online mode now!
#2569 [21:19] <oldtopman> libraryaddict: What's your username?
#2570 [21:19] <libraryaddict> libraryaddict, Petlove506, Snowyflake
#2571 [21:19] <libraryaddict> So really. No problems should be had
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#2573 [21:19] <mib_eh2f44> Hwllo
#2574 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - My best theory is that you're running an Intel video chipset on your Windows Xp machine, which only has a gig of RAM. Integrated intel chipsets share system RAM to do 3d acceleration, which your system doesn't have much of. Minecraft tries to reserve up to a gig of RAM itself, so when your system is out of RAM, it'll crash like that.
#2575 [21:19] <mib_eh2f44> Hello**
#2576 [21:20] <Mr_Eazi> Oh I see
#2577 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Mr_Eazi - You can try running minecraft with reduced RAM arguments, or you can try purchasing more RAM for your system.
#2578 [21:21] <Mr_Eazi> The website said that only a gig of ram was required. >.>
#2579 [21:21] <Mr_Eazi> Thanks for your help.
#2580 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> The website should say, "a gig of RAM free.."
#2581 [21:21] <libraryaddict> GreyVulpine do you know if you can run a minecraft server while you are not connected to the internet? Minecraft keeps getting "java.io.IOException: Received string length longer than maximum allowed (24 > 16)" errors
#2582 [21:21] <libraryaddict> opps. The server gets that
#2583 [21:21] <libraryaddict> Not the client
#2584 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Usually means that somebody is connecting to the server with a username that's longer than 16 characters
#2585 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Turning online mode off disables name checking, remember?
#2586 [21:22] <libraryaddict> libraryaddict, petlove506, snowyflake shouldnt get any problems though
#2587 [21:22] <libraryaddict> And online mode isnt on
#2588 [21:22] <libraryaddict> http://pastebin.com/k0LALiT5
#2589 [21:22] <libraryaddict> Its "24" every attempt
#2590 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> What is the name you connect with?
#2591 [21:22] <libraryaddict> I tried those 3 names on a local network
#2592 [21:22] <libraryaddict> I can connect to any server fine with libraryaddict
#2593 [21:23] <libraryaddict> !paid libraryaddict
#2594 [21:23] <libraryaddict> !paid petlove506
#2595 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Then, are you running any mods?
#2596 [21:23] <libraryaddict> I tried a modded and unmodded minecraft_server and minecraft.jar
#2597 [21:23] <libraryaddict> Everything works until I get off internet
#2598 [21:24] <oldtopman> odd.
#2599 [21:24] <oldtopman> wait
#2600 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> Check your world/players/ folder
#2601 [21:24] <oldtopman> libraryaddict: Are you playing in offline mode when you try to connect to the server?
#2602 [21:24] <libraryaddict> Yes oldtopman!!!
#2603 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> There's going to be a name in there that's way too long
#2604 [21:25] <libraryaddict> Just "Petlove506.dat"
#2605 [21:25] <libraryaddict> :\\
#2606 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Huh.
#2607 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Completely remake the server?
#2608 [21:26] <libraryaddict> Thats what I tried too
#2609 [21:26] <libraryaddict> So you can run a server on your local network without internet?
#2610 [21:26] <libraryaddict> Its just me?
#2611 [21:27] <hmw> ??> hmw win/dxdiag
#2612 [21:27] <VoxelHead> hmw: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2613 [21:27] <VoxelHead> hmw: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2614 [21:28] <libraryaddict> http://pastebin.com/9KNWcxU4
#2615 [21:31] <libraryaddict> :\
#2616 [21:31] * libraryaddict streaks naked though the channel
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#2617 [21:32] <libraryaddict> GreyVulpine so you cant help?
#2618 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> I don't know what else it could be. It's usually a username that's too long, a server or client mod that's screwing up minecraft, or something else.
#2619 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> I don't run offline servers.
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#2623 [21:36] <libraryaddict> Wonder if theres a way to fake the internet for minecraft's benifit
#2624 [21:36] <libraryaddict> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/why_cant_i_play_local_host_offline
#2625 [21:37] <lp> im having a hard time purchasing the game. I used a prepaid visa card and it didnt work due to no name on card. Then i used my debit card and it says i cant use my card for the next 24 hours. what can i do?
#2626 [21:37] <hmw> SimenOlai_: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Minecraft_Help_FAQ
#2627 [21:41] <lp> can anyone help
#2628 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Try paypal
#2629 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Also:
#2630 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> ?? prepaid
#2631 [21:42] <VoxelHead> prepaid: Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#2632 [21:43] <lp> what about my credit card? i used it and now it says i cant for the next 24hrs
#2633 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Try using paypal
#2634 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> It's been known to be more reliable in purchasing minecraft with
#2635 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> You can use your credit card at Paypal.
#2636 [21:43] <lp> im not computer savy. im doing this for my 11 year old son.
#2637 [21:44] <lp> how
#2638 [21:44] <lp> what do i do
#2639 [21:44] <lp> also do i download the game or can he play from the site
#2640 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Head to minecraft.net, choose Pay Now. Log in with your son's minecraft account. Choose "Buy Minecraft for this account"
#2641 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> At the next screen, look for a Paypal icon.
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#2644 [21:47] <cup> i bought the game and it said transaction successful but the it won't let me play because its said im not premium
#2645 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> ?? premium
#2646 [21:47] <VoxelHead> premium: Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#2647 [21:47] <lp> i will try that. can he play from the site or do i have to download
#2648 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> er..
#2649 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> lp - Both are available.
#2650 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> You can use the in-browser client available at minecraft.net, or you can also download the client at minecraft.net/download
#2651 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> cup payment
#2652 [21:47] <VoxelHead> cup: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2653 [21:47] <VoxelHead> cup: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#2654 [21:48] <cup> it was yesterday, could it take that long?
#2655 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, then I'd start by calling your financial institution. Make sure payment was made on their end
#2656 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> If it has, and you've made sure that it's not still 'processing' on their end, then send an email to mojang.
#2657 [21:49] <cup> thank you
#2658 [21:50] <lp> thank you
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#2660 [21:50] <Younggun73> It will not let me buy the game with my debit card. Why? It says that they are disabled how to I fix this?
#2661 [21:51] <Younggun73> *do
#2662 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> Try paying with Paypal. Moneybookers has been known to do this.
#2663 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> Paypal's usually more reliable from what we've seen around here.
#2664 [21:51] <Younggun73> Thank you. Can I use paypal as a guest?
#2665 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Yes you can
#2666 [21:52] <Younggun73> Thank you
#2667 [21:55] <wannabemac> Merry Christmas Grey!
#2668 [21:58] <wannabemac> GreyVulpine, here is a link to that map I made you for christmas.
#2669 [21:59] <wannabemac> http://www.mediafire.com/?8f2r88l6tp9hpve
#2670 [21:59] <wannabemac> No, it does not have viruses.
#2671 [21:59] <hmw> GreyVulpine: what do you think of: http://pastebin.com/B6LFETva
#2672 [21:59] <SimenOlai_> its a virus
#2673 [21:59] <SimenOlai_> I BET IT
#2674 [21:59] <SimenOlai_> ITS A VIRUS
#2675 [22:00] <wannabemac> No, its not.
#2676 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> yes it is
#2677 [22:00] <wannabemac> It is a christmas present.
#2678 [22:00] <TheNoodle> Click this link to grey! http://lotsofhugs.com
#2679 [22:00] <wannabemac> I didnt fill his inventory with coal. xD
#2680 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> a christmas VIRUS GIFT
#2681 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> hmmmm
#2682 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> WANNABEMAC
#2683 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> THANKS FOR THE IDEA
#2684 [22:00] <TheNoodle> And this pastebin! http://pastebin.com/B246Etva
#2685 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> gonna get a memorystick, add a virus to it, give it to someone next christmas
#2686 [22:00] <wannabemac> Fine, Ill submit a link to total with proof.
#2687 [22:00] <SimenOlai_> and watch them plug it in
#2688 [22:01] <SimenOlai_> >:D
#2689 [22:01] <wannabemac> Ill give you guys a link to a virustotal scan.
#2690 [22:01] <SimenOlai_> wowow
#2691 [22:02] <SimenOlai_> you got cjb mods i bet
#2692 [22:03] <SimenOlai_> mmmmmm coke
#2693 [22:04] <wannabemac> http://www.virustotal.com/file-scan/report.html?id=38bd997ee5089fde82077cd58fa8bff774efd9f876e5ddcc60914a0ac05fc0b9-1324868154
#2694 [22:04] <wannabemac> There is your proof.
#2695 [22:04] <wannabemac> What is wrong with cbj?
#2696 [22:04] <SimenOlai_> whats cbj ?
#2697 [22:04] <wannabemac> cbj mods.
#2698 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> never heard of
#2699 [22:05] <wannabemac> <SimenOlai_> you got cjb mods i bet
#2700 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> yeah
#2701 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> cjb
#2702 [22:05] <wannabemac> You just said that.
#2703 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> you talk about cbj ...
#2704 [22:05] <wannabemac> Oops.
#2705 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> xD
#2706 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> lmao
#2707 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> im so tired, lol
#2708 [22:05] <SimenOlai_> 4 am <3 <3
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#2710 [22:16] <wannabemac> Guess GreyVulpine doesnt want his coal.
#2711 [22:16] <wannabemac> A full inventory of it.
#2712 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> boring :P
#2713 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> i want diamonds
#2714 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> iron*
#2715 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> irony
#2716 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> iron
#2717 [22:17] <SimenOlai_> lol
#2718 [22:18] <wannabemac> Crap.
#2719 [22:18] <wannabemac> I think minecraft.net may have just gone down.
#2720 [22:18] <wannabemac> The session servers.
#2721 [22:19] <wannabemac> Nope, just that server
#2722 [22:19] <wannabemac> That is a relief.
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#2724 [22:24] <SimenOlai_> WHAT
#2725 [22:24] <SimenOlai_> I WAS ON wikipedia
#2726 [22:24] <SimenOlai_> Google Android is based upon Linux,
#2727 [22:24] <SimenOlai_> who would know xD
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#2729 [22:26] <ryanxpei> oh you are having ussues too wannabemac ?
#2730 [22:26] <ryanxpei> issues*
#2731 [22:26] <wannabemac> ?
#2732 [22:26] <wannabemac> Andriod is a piece of shit.
#2733 [22:27] <wannabemac> Pardon the language.
#2734 [22:27] <ryanxpei> are you having issues logging into minecraft servers too?
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#2736 [22:30] <wannabemac> I was.
#2737 [22:30] <wannabemac> For just one server.
#2738 [22:30] <wannabemac> I am fine now.
#2739 [22:30] <ColonelCupcake> I have a Mac and for some reason I can't play Minecraft at all. I tried everything to get it to work, and no go. It was working fine last week. What should I do?
#2740 [22:31] <geraldbrent> Minecraft on anything Apple is usually a bad thing
#2741 [22:31] <wannabemac> Did yuou install any mods?
#2742 [22:31] <ColonelCupcake> No.
#2743 [22:31] <wannabemac> Try force updating
#2744 [22:31] <wannabemac> Try force updating
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#2746 [22:31] <ColonelCupcake> I did. All I wanted to do was update it and it starts to update then quits after about 5 seconds.
#2747 [22:32] <wannabemac> Hmm.
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#2749 [22:33] <ColonelCupcake> I tried deleting and redownloading too, but that did nothing.
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#2751 [22:34] <wannabemac> I am not too good with macs.
#2752 [22:35] <Eddie> Try BIG macs
#2753 [22:35] <SimenOlai_> LOOOOL
#2754 [22:35] <SimenOlai_> good one Eddie
#2755 [22:35] <ColonelCupcake> It's alright. I'm hoping to build a gaming desktop once I have the money, so maybe I can avoid all these problems in the future.
#2756 [22:35] <ColonelCupcake> lol nice :P
#2757 [22:35] <Eddie> :3
#2758 [22:35] <wannabemac> Way to be a asshat.
#2759 [22:36] <Eddie> Me? :s
#2760 [22:36] * Eddie gifts wannabemac
#2760 [22:37] <Eddie> A present from me
#2761 [22:37] <Scott> Did someone need help with a mac?
#2762 [22:37] <ColonelCupcake> I do.
#2763 [22:37] <Scott> Okay. What happens when you open Minecraft?
#2764 [22:37] <Scott> By the way, Minecraft works perfectly fine on macs.
#2765 [22:37] <ColonelCupcake> Every time I try to update/launch Minecraft it gets to about 29% and then says "failed to launch"
#2766 [22:37] <Scott> ??> ColonelCupcake mac/reinst
#2767 [22:38] <VoxelHead> ColonelCupcake: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2768 [22:38] <VoxelHead> ColonelCupcake: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2769 [22:38] <ColonelCupcake> Thanks! Hopefully that will work :)
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#2771 [22:40] <ColonelCupcake> It worked! Thanks so much :D
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#2778 [22:48] <wannabemac> Hmm.
#2779 [22:48] <wannabemac> Voice...
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#2782 [22:53] <TheNytangel> I have spent $135 on games from money I got on gift cards...
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#2788 [23:00] <wannabemac> LOL
#2789 [23:01] <kyle> Im not sure if you guys would know this but I paid for minecraft 2 to 3 hours ago and it still doesnt register that I paid for the game so I cant play it. Is this normal or is there someone I should contact about this problem?
#2790 [23:01] <xales> kyle: Sometimes it can take a while, especially with the enormous amount of traffic due to the holidays
#2791 [23:01] <kyle> Okay! Thank you very much =)
#2792 [23:01] <xales> (A while can be up to a few days; check with your funding source and make sure that the charge was made, and if it was, just wait
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#2796 [23:17] <LobselVith> hello?
#2797 [23:18] <hmw> hi
#2798 [23:20] <LobselVith> ah. how do I use the eyes of ender?
#2799 [23:20] <hmw> LobselVith: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Eye_of_ender
#2800 [23:24] <LobselVith> I read that before. I mean what do I do to make it lead me to the gate? the right click does nothing.
#2801 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> It doesn't lead you to the game. It opens the gate when you find it.
#2802 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> er, lead you to the gate. It activates the gate.
#2803 [23:26] <LobselVith> it says right in the wiki's first paragraph that it leads me to the stronghold.
#2804 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Oh, never mind.
#2805 [23:31] <Scott> My pandora subscription is out in a few days :(
#2806 [23:31] <LobselVith> ...welp
#2807 [23:32] <LobselVith> so...no one else can help? it says in the wiki the eye of ender can be used to direct me to a nearby stronghold, but I can't figure out how to make that happen.
#2808 [23:33] <wastrel> you throw it up in the air
#2809 [23:33] <wastrel> it travels in the direction of the nearest stronghold
#2810 [23:33] <LobselVith> I drop it and it does nothing.
#2811 [23:33] <wastrel> you throw it
#2812 [23:33] <wastrel> up
#2813 [23:33] <LobselVith> well right click does nothing.
#2814 [23:34] <xales> LobselVith: Is it an Ender Pearl, or an Eye of Ender, that you are throwing?
#2815 [23:34] <LobselVith> eye of ender.
#2816 [23:34] <wastrel> there's a keyboard command to throw an item
#2817 [23:34] <xales> wastrel: That's to drop it; right click is how you throw things
#2818 [23:35] <xales> LobselVith: You are right clicking with it selected, in your quickbar?
#2819 [23:35] <LobselVith> right click isn't doing anything for me.
#2820 [23:35] <LobselVith> yus.
#2821 [23:36] <hmw> LobselVith: did you perhaps turn off particle effects?
#2822 [23:36] <LobselVith> let me check.
#2823 [23:36] <wastrel> would a giant glass dome make my client laggy
#2824 [23:36] <LobselVith> it says all.
#2825 [23:36] <hmw> wastrel: guess not so much
#2826 [23:36] <xales> LobselVith: When you hold the mouse over the item, it says 'eye of ender' correct?
#2827 [23:37] <hmw> wastrel: perhaps depending how insane you are :-)=)
#2828 [23:37] <LobselVith> yes.
#2829 [23:37] <wastrel> well i'm building this house with a lot of glass and my client is laggy here now
#2830 [23:37] <wastrel> i dunno why
#2831 [23:37] <xales> LobselVith: Are you using any mods?
#2832 [23:37] <LobselVith> texture pack and a map.
#2833 [23:37] <xales> LobselVith: Try turning off the texture pack
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#2835 [23:38] <LobselVith> ....still nothing.
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#2837 [23:38] <xales> LobselVith: what do you mean by, 'a map'?
#2838 [23:39] <LobselVith> damn. can't remember the name of it. give me a sec.
#2839 [23:39] <hmw> LobselVith: restarted the game/rebooted already? What's the temperature of your GPU?
#2840 [23:40] <LobselVith> rei's minimap. how do I check the temperature?
#2841 [23:41] <LobselVith> restarting the game didn't help.
#2842 [23:42] <mib_oswc15> can i get some help i bought minecraft and downloaded it,its on my desktop but wont run the program
#2843 [23:43] <xales> mib_oswc15: Why won't it?
#2844 [23:43] <hmw> mib_oswc15: Check, if you are using Sun Java 1.6.0_30 ( http://javatester.org/version.html ), update your GPU drivers
#2845 [23:45] <mib_oswc15> i am not using Sun java 1.6.0_30
#2846 [23:47] <hmw> mib_oswc15: Java download: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2847 [23:48] <mib_oswc15> okay now what?
#2848 [23:49] <xales> Did you download and install it?
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#2850 [23:52] <mib_duvcf8> srry about that i am back
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#2852 [23:53] <mib_ei6x3l> okay i am back i still need help
#2853 [23:53] <mib_ei6x3l> can i get back to where we were
#2854 [23:54] <hmw> where were we?
#2855 [23:54] <mib_ei6x3l> um java
#2856 [23:54] <mib_ei6x3l> dowloaded the sun java 1.6.0
#2857 [23:54] <hmw> installed it?
#2858 [23:54] <mib_ei6x3l> yea i hope lol
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#2860 [23:55] <mib_ei6x3l> um hello?
#2861 [23:56] <hmw> so what's wrong now?
#2862 [23:56] <mib_ei6x3l> i bought minecraft then downloaded it then i click on icon and nothing happens
#2863 [23:57] <hmw> hmm
#2864 [23:57] <mib_ei6x3l> so i dont know what to do
#2865 [23:57] <xales> hmw: Being very behind on Windows Updates can cause that, if I remember correctly.
#2866 [23:58] <hmw> mib_ei6x3l: see ^
#2867 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Launch minecraft in a terminal/command prompt
#2868 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> It'll tell you exactly what is wrong
#2869 [23:58] <hmw> Good idea
#2870 [23:58] <mib_ei6x3l> um how do i get to a terminal/command prompt
#2871 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> If you're on windows, follow: http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh