#1 [00:00] <mib_f3ogwv> >:(
#2 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> mib_f3ogwv: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, S.H.O.D.A.N., or Nintendo Wii?
#3 [00:00] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#3 [00:00] * |Kiikun| shakes fist at too maby mibs.
#3 [00:00] <mib_f3ogwv> windows xp
#4 [00:00] <xales> |Kiikun|: You left out haiku.
#5 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> xales: haiku?
#6 [00:00] <Daihak> yay the cards fan is spinning now its aliiiive ITS ALIIIIVE
#7 [00:00] <xales> |Kiikun|: Google it. :D
#8 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> :dx > mib_f3ogwv
#9 [00:00] <WugBot> mib_f3ogwv: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#10 [00:00] <WugBot> mib_f3ogwv: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#11 [00:01] <Daihak> bahahaha
#12 [00:01] <mib_f3ogwv> ?????
#13 [00:01] * |Kiikun| adds Haiku OS to jokeos file.
#13 [00:01] <Daihak> i have the best comp in the woooorld
#14 [00:02] <Daihak> not quite lol but not bad
#15 [00:02] <DreadLindwyrm> |Kiikun|: Sunlight glints on steel/Shadow passes over leaves/Blossom falls like rain.
#16 [00:03] <mib_f3ogwv> whats the win k
#17 [00:03] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/key
#18 [00:03] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#19 [00:03] <DreadLindwyrm> It'll probably have the microsoft flag on it.
#20 [00:03] <|Kiikun|> win+r is a shortcut to the run command.
#21 [00:04] <mib_f3ogwv> kk
#22 [00:04] <Daihak> DOES RAM AUTO INSTALL WHEN YOU PLUG IT IN ?
#23 [00:04] <Daihak> srry caps
#24 [00:04] <|Kiikun|> DreadLindwyrm: yes. we tried explaining that once and gave up. used to have win/key/pebcak for worstcase scinareos
#25 [00:04] <|Kiikun|> Daihak: usually. sometimes you need to go into the bios to have it update it.
#26 [00:05] <DreadLindwyrm> Haha. I like that one. pebcak errors are always good ones.
#27 [00:05] <Daihak> you knowthey tell me i have a high iq but i feel quite behind the race most days -_-
#28 [00:06] <Daihak> 10 year olds making comps from scratch and i cant install a video card without support qq
#29 [00:06] <|Kiikun|> Daihak: IQ just means you learn faster :D
#30 [00:06] <Daihak> my problem isnt learning its remembering ^^
#31 [00:06] <DreadLindwyrm> Also, 10 year olds have nimble fingers and can access tight spots better.
#32 [00:06] <Daihak> aint that the truth
#33 [00:06] <xales> And have nothing else to do
#34 [00:06] <xales> >.>
#35 [00:06] <|Kiikun|> lol yes :P
#36 [00:06] <DopeGhoti> no, IQ means you have the _ability_ to learn faster.
#37 [00:06] <DopeGhoti> not that you _do_.
#38 [00:07] <|Kiikun|> i leanred most of my ciomp stuff by just fiddling with my comps.
#39 [00:07] <Daihak> o I dunno i think the modern iq testing is a joke
#40 [00:07] <xales> DopeGhoti: You mean an ability like in World of Warcraft? Where I can turn it on and off when I want? I gotta get me some of this IQ stuff.
#41 [00:07] <DopeGhoti> it's not just the modern IQ testing that's a joke.
#42 [00:07] * |Kiikun| remembers hearing something about that awhile ago
#42 [00:07] <Daihak> I took that international high iq society thing that bill gates and steven hawking set up
#43 [00:07] <DopeGhoti> xales: you need to grind for a while
#44 [00:07] <DreadLindwyrm> I have trouble getting my hands into small computer cases, especially once they start filling up. I've got no chance if I have to mess with ribbon cables.
#45 [00:07] <DopeGhoti> that's why so few have it
#46 [00:07] <Daihak> the questions are like whats the capitol of china
#47 [00:07] <Daihak> makes no differnce to iq
#48 [00:08] <Daihak> so i see the test as flawed
#49 [00:08] <DreadLindwyrm> The capital of China is C
#50 [00:08] <DreadLindwyrm> :D
#51 [00:08] <xales> ^
#52 [00:08] <Daihak> I know where your going but
#53 [00:08] <DopeGhoti> DreadLindwyrm: he said capitol, not capital.
#54 [00:08] <Daihak> they accually test learned knowledge
#55 [00:08] <DreadLindwyrm> Yeah, but this is funnier.
#56 [00:08] <Daihak> learned knowledge doesent show iq at all though ><
#57 [00:09] <Daihak> some kid in africa could smoke einstein but he's dumb cause he never went to school and learned the capitol ?
#58 [00:09] <Daihak> inherent iq shouldent be based on learned knowledge imo ;/
#59 [00:09] <xales> It's not.
#60 [00:09] <xales> Or, well, it shouldn't be.
#61 [00:09] <xales> But it generally is.
#62 [00:09] <Daihak> well to be fair alot of it isnt but some is
#63 [00:10] <Daihak> its like back in school when teachers docked me marked for not rounding to .000
#64 [00:10] <Daihak> i hated it
#65 [00:10] <xales> For example: I've taken the WISC III (I believe it's III) quite a few times and remember a decent portion of it
#66 [00:10] <Daihak> i liek exaCTS
#67 [00:10] <xales> So I get progressively higher scores on it
#68 [00:10] <xales> :|
#69 [00:10] <Daihak> does the nasa space hulls need to be rounded to .000 NO they need to be exact ><
#70 [00:11] <DreadLindwyrm> Stupid google. Even after telling it I want to search for "Capitol of China" and then telling it that no, I really meant capitol it still only gives me results for "Capital of China"
#71 [00:11] <Daihak> lol
#72 [00:11] <xales> DreadLindwyrm: Try Wolfram Alpha.
#73 [00:11] <DreadLindwyrm> Daihak: Possibly - heat tolerances for re-entry
#74 [00:11] <Daihak> ehehehe my comps running at 32C playing diablo III and getting 54 fps
#75 [00:11] <xales> Daihak: IQ is, in it's entirety, a joke.
#76 [00:11] <Daihak> more or less
#77 [00:11] <xales> It's a measure of nothing more than how well you perform on a test.
#78 [00:12] <Daihak> yep i agree
#79 [00:12] <xales> Not to mention that, 15 years ago, having an IQ of 120 is like having an IQ of 160 now.
#80 [00:12] <xales> (That's a large exaggeration, but still, my point stands)
#81 [00:12] <DreadLindwyrm> Nope, still interprets it as "Capital"
#82 [00:12] <Daihak> the fact is noone knows the full truth of anything were all kids banging our heads on walls trying to make sense of it all
#83 [00:12] <xales> DreadLindwyrm: Put it in quotes?
#84 [00:13] <xales> Daihak: Go read some quotes of Thomas Huxley.
#85 [00:13] <xales> I think you may find him amusing.
#86 [00:13] <Daihak> look at that prartical discovery they made a few months back
#87 [00:13] <Daihak> partical*
#88 [00:13] <Daihak> well released i should say
#89 [00:13] <DreadLindwyrm> nope. Ah well.
#90 [00:13] <Daihak> particals moving faster then light but not going backwards in time ?? goodbye physics
#91 [00:13] <Daihak> bye bye relativity
#92 [00:14] <Daihak> It might not affect our day to day life but thats huge..
#93 [00:14] <Daihak> i will look him up
#94 [00:14] <DreadLindwyrm> No, it just means that either they measured it wrong, or c should actually be the speed of a neutrino, and photons have mass.
#95 [00:15] <Daihak> well the point I mean is we really don't know fact we just believe we do until its disproven
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#97 [00:15] <DreadLindwyrm> relativity still stands.
#98 [00:15] <Daihak> yes but our algorithm for it is shattered
#99 [00:16] <Daihak> einsteins cornerstone is still intact but a key element needs to be refigured
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#101 [00:16] <Daihak> it opens up the possibility for accual time travel even more so though
#102 [00:16] <Daihak> exciting stuff
#103 [00:16] <Daihak> well i should say for life to survive time travel
#104 [00:17] <username> I can't buy minecraft
#105 [00:17] <DreadLindwyrm> What happens when you try?
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#107 [00:17] <Mrdudetehdude> Can anyone help whenever i try to install minecraft the installation just stops so i cant play...
#108 [00:17] <wannabemac> Jackson413?
#109 [00:17] <DreadLindwyrm> username: and erm.. can you change your name on here with /nick whatever
#110 [00:18] <xales> Mrdudetehdude: "Just stops"?
#111 [00:18] <wannabemac> Mrdudetehdude, try turning off your firewall
#112 [00:18] <Mrdudetehdude> Yes
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#114 [00:18] <Mrdudetehdude> Like It will go 1% 2% 3% so on until it randomly stops at one percentage and never moves
#115 [00:19] <xales> Mrdudetehdude: Try turning off your firewall.
#116 [00:19] <Mrdudetehdude> Ok
#117 [00:19] <username> hi I can't buy minecraft tell me the trasaction is denied
#118 [00:20] <xales> username: If the transaction is being denied, then you will need to contact your bank and inquire as to the cause of them denying it.
#119 [00:21] <Mrdudetehdude> xales i did what you said but it just went and stopped and 11%
#120 [00:22] <xales> Mrdudetehdude: Are you sure you have disabled it?
#121 [00:23] <Mrdudetehdude> Yes it said the firewall was off
#122 [00:24] <username> is minecraft.net is down?
#123 [00:26] <Daihak> is 6.3 a good score on the windws score exdperience index?
#124 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> Daihak: i dont trust any score from that to be all that useful...
#125 [00:27] <Daihak> k
#126 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> otherwise.. mines 5.7 held back by the harddrive speed.
#127 [00:28] <Daihak> ya i noticed they rate by lowest section
#128 [00:29] <Daihak> is it worth the upgrade from 32 to 64 bit ?
#129 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> cpu/ram get 6.1 and my gpu gets 7.6 :P
#130 [00:29] <Daihak> daaamn 7.6 O.o
#131 [00:30] <langkid1> can someone please link me to a way to edit my Experience level?
#132 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> geforce gtx 460 :D or 465.. i keep forgetting
#133 [00:30] <Daihak> damn thats top 5 i think
#134 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> langkid1: nbtedit or singleplayercommands
#135 [00:30] <Daihak> you crossfiring it ?
#136 [00:30] <langkid1> okthx
#137 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> Daihak: nope. never slied. dont see the performancer being worth the cost.
#138 [00:31] <Daihak> true enough
#139 [00:31] <Daihak> im just impressed 7.6 without doubling up
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#141 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> though if i gopt multiple monitors to where i needed the extra connectors id give it a shot :P
#142 [00:31] <Daihak> sli isnt worth it crossfire you get a better return %
#143 [00:32] <Daihak> like 40% i think ?
#144 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> crossfire = amd. sli = nvidia
#145 [00:32] <Daihak> o right right what am i thinking then ?
#146 [00:32] <Daihak> theres a way to boost it
#147 [00:32] <|Kiikun|> sli :P
#148 [00:33] <Daihak> well Ive always gone amd phenom
#149 [00:33] <Daihak> never tried an intel core
#150 [00:33] <Daihak> but geforce holds the top spots for best graphics atm
#151 [00:33] * |Kiikun| has an athlon that died so went back when core 2 was fairly new.
#151 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> and ive had geforce since... mx 440?
#152 [00:34] <Daihak> damn lol
#153 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> just brands change :D evga = awesome
#154 [00:34] <Daihak> my last geforce was the 9800 gt express with overclock option i bought it for like 350 or 400 and never installed it lol
#155 [00:35] <Daihak> cause the motherboard came with a raidon hd 4200 so i was liek meh its just as good
#156 [00:35] <|Kiikun|> oh.. right.. i got the SSC version :D :P
#157 [00:36] <|Kiikun|> supersuperclocked :P
#158 [00:36] <username> stupid minercraft
#159 [00:36] <Daihak> yea I oped for the geforce at staples before i knew anything about how to properly find and build a comp
#160 [00:36] <Daihak> only after did i realize i could build a steller comp from tiger or newegg for like 500 bucks
#161 [00:37] <|Kiikun|> username: i usually say 'stupid chickens'... cant blame the game for the chickens.
#162 [00:37] <Daihak> hey how can i check my temp ?
#163 [00:37] <Daihak> without going into bios
#164 [00:37] <Daihak> task manager?
#165 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> usually depends on what mobo you have.
#166 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> nothing in windows gives it to you :/
#167 [00:38] <Daihak> blah
#168 [00:38] <Daihak> is there a software i can dl or somthing?
#169 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> you can always by a pc thermometer :P
#170 [00:38] <Daihak> Id like to know my running temp while playing
#171 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> again, depends on your mobo
#172 [00:39] <Daihak> a pc thermometer haha
#173 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> he nvidia sort may have sopmethign to check its own gpus temp.
#174 [00:39] <Daihak> I could just stick a sticky thermometer onto the board lol
#175 [00:39] <Daihak> thats smart right?
#176 [00:40] <|Kiikun|> eh.. i see that as being sometign that woudl actually cause heat issues...
#177 [00:40] <Daihak> I cant believe windows doesent supply a prog to moniter your system temp...
#178 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Does in vista/win 7
#179 [00:40] <|Kiikun|> wait it does? O>o;
#180 [00:40] <Daihak> i havwe vista where can I find it vulpine?
#181 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> Can get it via the uh.. overlay thing
#182 [00:41] <Daihak> lost me
#183 [00:41] <Daihak> manager?
#184 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> the desktop widgets?
#185 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#186 [00:43] <Daihak> seeing lots of data usage preformance stuff no temp gauge though
#187 [00:43] <|Kiikun|> theres cpu and ram meter... the system temp ones a downloadable?
#188 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> system temp is part of that
#189 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> Depends on what widget you get/download
#190 [00:45] <Daihak> mm cant find it ill keep looking tohugh
#191 [00:45] <Daihak> might have to dl it
#192 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> I know I have a widget on mine that tells me system temp, using vista
#193 [00:45] <auscompgeek> GreyVulpine: doesn't sys temp require CoreTemp? :o
#194 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#195 [00:46] <Daihak> any idea where you got that widget/
#196 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> I'm using a widget called, "System Monitor 2.5"
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#198 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> HAH!
#199 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811992005
#200 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> :P
#201 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> pc thermometer aka fan controller
#202 [00:47] <lovesfreestuff> my minecraft closes after i login. What do i do?
#203 [00:48] <Daihak> is it gnome windows moniter 2.5 ?
#204 [00:48] <lovesfreestuff> you asking me?
#205 [00:49] <Daihak> no vulpine
#206 [00:49] <Daihak> thats a nice looking gauge O.o
#207 [00:49] <lovesfreestuff> k
#208 [00:49] <Daihak> on newegg
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#210 [00:51] <ganesh> hello?
#211 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: is there an hs_err_pid file in the same folder as the launcher?
#212 [00:52] <lovesfreestuff> no
#213 [00:53] <lovesfreestuff> but i do get those after it closes
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#215 [00:54] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: those contain error longs. please open the most recent one and put it up on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please?
#216 [00:54] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: if the gadget im looking at is the swame you have... your a full version behind :P
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#219 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> also you need the pro plus version for temperatures :/
#220 [00:55] * |Kiikun| stabs!
#220 [00:55] <lovesfreestuff> http://pastebin.com/J9GbGf2A
#221 [00:56] <lovesfreestuff> there you go
#222 [00:56] <quiggle> Everytime I try to login, the program closes
#223 [00:56] <quiggle> the screen turns black for a second and closes
#224 [00:57] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: ok. do you happen to be on a toshiba c660 laptop?
#225 [00:57] <lovesfreestuff> me too
#226 [00:57] <lovesfreestuff> no
#227 [00:57] <quiggle> if I try to play in the browser the screen is white
#228 [00:57] <ganesh> I have a question about why when I'm trying to play after logging in, it loads fully BUT then just goes to a black screen. this is happening to me both trying to play on my comp and in browser
#229 [00:57] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: ok you need to update your ati/amd drivers.
#230 [00:57] <Daihak> kiikun, found a nice simple one called real temp easy to work
#231 [00:57] <lovesfreestuff> how do i do that
#232 [00:57] <quiggle> how do i do that?
#233 [00:58] <|Kiikun|> quiggle: do you get any hs_err_pid files in the same folder as the launcher after it closes?
#234 [00:58] <|Kiikun|> :dx > lovesfreestuff
#235 [00:58] <WugBot> lovesfreestuff: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#236 [00:58] <WugBot> lovesfreestuff: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#237 [00:58] <lovesfreestuff> ya
#238 [00:58] <lovesfreestuff> k
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#240 [00:59] <|Kiikun|> quiggle: do you get any hs_err_pid files in the same folder as the launcher after it closes?
#241 [00:59] <quiggle> i do not get and hs_err_pid files
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#243 [01:00] <|Kiikun|> quiggle: did you mod the game at all?
#244 [01:00] <quiggle> I just bought it today
#245 [01:00] <quiggle> I have not been able to play at all
#246 [01:00] <|Kiikun|> ??> quiggle forceupdate
#247 [01:00] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#248 [01:00] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#249 [01:00] <quiggle> I have tried that
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#251 [01:01] <lovesfreestuff> http://pastebin.com/f5CNgTCa
#252 [01:01] <auscompgeek> why so many bots that do the same thing
#253 [01:01] <lovesfreestuff> there you ho
#254 [01:01] <DopeGhoti> auscompgeek: ask Wug.
#255 [01:01] <|Kiikun|> quiggle: ok. using the lastest version of java 6, and using the 64bit version if your os is 64bit?
#256 [01:01] <flaan> How do I actually get Minecraft to actually save onto your computer? It allows me to download it, but then just exists as "Minecraft.exe" in my downloads folder, and isn't actually saved as a program on my computer.
#257 [01:01] <DopeGhoti> flaan: yes it is.
#258 [01:01] <quiggle> i have the latest versoion of java
#259 [01:02] <DopeGhoti> ??> flaan win/.minecraft
#260 [01:02] <VoxelHead> flaan: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#261 [01:02] <quiggle> but i dont think i have 64 bit
#262 [01:02] <auscompgeek> quiggle: check if you do.
#263 [01:02] <quiggle> just my computer properties?
#264 [01:03] <Daihak> just go to system
#265 [01:03] <Daihak> your windows is either 32 or 64 itll say
#266 [01:03] <lovesfreestuff> wugbot
#267 [01:03] <quiggle> i have 32
#268 [01:03] <auscompgeek> lovesfreestuff: I don't think WugBot will answer.
#269 [01:04] <lovesfreestuff> he messages me and told me to post something on here
#270 [01:04] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: um.... tha raedon 9200 is a very old card... i dont think it can run minecraft.
#271 [01:04] <lovesfreestuff> iv ran it before
#272 [01:05] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: you played prior to 1.8? the demo was 1.5
#273 [01:05] <lovesfreestuff> ya i played b4 1.8
#274 [01:05] <quiggle> If there is no way for me to play with 32, is there a way to get a refund?
#275 [01:05] <Daihak> you can play with 32
#276 [01:06] <quiggle> oh
#277 [01:06] <Daihak> if you just purchased today theres a chance it hasent fully activated yet
#278 [01:06] <quiggle> i got the email
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#280 [01:06] <Daihak> have you tried completly removing all minecraft files and reinstalling ?
#281 [01:06] <|Kiikun|> lovesfreestuff: try installign these drivers. https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/6-11-pre-r300_xp-2k_dd_ccc_wdm_38185.exe
#282 [01:06] <Daihak> and then force update
#283 [01:06] <quiggle> I will try it now
#284 [01:06] <bletch> Can someone help me?
#285 [01:07] <Daihak> use start menu minecraft to ensure you get all loose files
#286 [01:07] <bletch> I thought i bought Minecraft 1.8 but it only shows 1.0.0??
#287 [01:07] <Daihak> make sure you dl from the 32 bit link not 64
#288 [01:10] <quiggle> how do I make sure i Dl from 32? I only see 1 link for windows
#289 [01:11] <quiggle> is it the linux/other ?
#290 [01:12] <quiggle> hello?
#291 [01:13] <Daihak> ya sorry i lied
#292 [01:13] <flaan> is Minecraft not working right now??
#293 [01:13] <Daihak> its just the one link
#294 [01:13] <Daihak> for windows
#295 [01:13] <|Kiikun|> quiggle: linux is an operating system completely seprate from windows...
#296 [01:14] <Daihak> no its my fault
#297 [01:14] <quiggle> I know that
#298 [01:14] <Daihak> i told him to make sure he dled a 32 link that doesent exsist
#299 [01:14] <Daihak> it was my fault
#300 [01:14] <|Kiikun|> <.<
#301 [01:14] <TheNoodle> lol
#302 [01:14] <Daihak> lol
#303 [01:14] * |Kiikun| is confused...
#303 [01:14] <Daihak> just dl the windows link force update and run it
#304 [01:14] <TheNoodle> You need to downoad the 48bit version.
#305 [01:14] <Daihak> and tell us what happens
#306 [01:14] <Daihak> lol
#307 [01:15] <Daihak> gtfo noodle ><
#308 [01:15] <TheNoodle> :D
#309 [01:15] * |Kiikun| stabs noodle
#309 [01:15] <DopeGhoti> play nice, kids
#310 [01:15] * |Kiikun| noodles TheNoodle with a noodle!
#310 [01:15] <TheNoodle> :o
#311 [01:15] <Daihak> wow right in the noodle
#312 [01:15] <|Kiikun|> ok dope! :D
#313 [01:16] <quiggle> did not work
#314 [01:17] <quiggle> this is beyond frustrating
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#316 [01:19] <lovesfreestuff> hey kiikun
#317 [01:19] <TheNoodle> No free minecraft for you.
#318 [01:19] <TheNoodle> I do however have a free pen you can have.
#319 [01:19] <lovesfreestuff> k
#320 [01:19] <Daihak> whats the error your getting ?
#321 [01:20] <Daihak> or is it black screening or what?
#322 [01:20] <lovesfreestuff> who?
#323 [01:20] <Daihak> quiggle
#324 [01:20] <lovesfreestuff> ohh
#325 [01:20] <quiggle> it is just black screening for a second and then closing
#326 [01:20] <quiggle> no error message
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#328 [01:20] <Daihak> Im probly going through the same stuff kiikun already did but whats youre video card?
#329 [01:20] <DopeGhoti> ??> quiggle win/profile
#330 [01:20] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#331 [01:20] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#332 [01:21] <Daihak> and you updated java to the correct version ?
#333 [01:21] <quiggle> yeah
#334 [01:21] <quiggle> Java 6
#335 [01:21] <Daihak> and your video cards good enough ?
#336 [01:21] <quiggle> its the latest one
#337 [01:21] <quiggle> how do I found that out
#338 [01:22] <Daihak> go to your system info again
#339 [01:22] <kerebrus> java maxes out my cpu when playine minecraft and the command on minecraft.net "java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame" Doesn't work, any ideas?
#340 [01:22] <auscompgeek> Reduce the video settings?
#341 [01:22] <Daihak> what does your processor say ?
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#343 [01:23] <Daihak> and in the top left is device manager
#344 [01:23] <Daihak> open up display adapters
#345 [01:24] <quiggle> radeon 9200
#346 [01:24] <lovesfreestuff> can someone help me
#347 [01:24] <Daihak> o yea you layed pre 1.8 right/
#348 [01:24] <Daihak> played
#349 [01:25] <lovesfreestuff> ya
#350 [01:25] <Daihak> 9200 im not sure can handle 1.0
#351 [01:25] <Daihak> you might have to up your card but
#352 [01:25] <Daihak> I can try a few things with yoyu
#353 [01:25] <Daihak> you*
#354 [01:25] <lovesfreestuff> k
#355 [01:25] <quiggle> ok
#356 [01:25] <Daihak> you both have a 9200 ?
#357 [01:25] <lovesfreestuff> idk 1min
#358 [01:26] <lovesfreestuff> i think i do can you tell me
#359 [01:27] <Daihak> just go to control panel system and then top left is device manager and open display device
#360 [01:27] <Daihak> itll say what you have there
#361 [01:27] <lovesfreestuff> http://pastebin.com/bR1kHunU
#362 [01:27] <quiggle> i will be pissed if I have to spend a large amount of money :(
#363 [01:27] <lovesfreestuff> me too
#364 [01:27] <Daihak> nah
#365 [01:28] <lovesfreestuff> i dont
#366 [01:28] <Daihak> 30 bucks will get you a sufficient video card
#367 [01:28] <lovesfreestuff> k
#368 [01:28] <Daihak> maybe a tad more to be safe
#369 [01:28] <Daihak> but
#370 [01:28] <Daihak> for now
#371 [01:28] <Daihak> love whats your card?
#372 [01:29] <auscompgeek> Heh. Perhaps I should get a copy of 1.7.x to ensure I don't get stuck when on an old computer.
#373 [01:29] <lovesfreestuff> a 9200 radeon
#374 [01:29] <Daihak> and quiggle hold your WIN key down and hit r to open run field
#375 [01:29] <Daihak> ok both do this
#376 [01:29] <Daihak> hold win key hit r
#377 [01:29] <Daihak> in the spot it opens type in msconfig
#378 [01:29] <lovesfreestuff> i know
#379 [01:29] <Daihak> you tried this?
#380 [01:29] <Daihak> selective startup ?
#381 [01:29] <lovesfreestuff> no
#382 [01:29] <Daihak> ok
#383 [01:30] <Daihak> choose selective startup
#384 [01:30] <Daihak> disable (uncheck) Load start up items
#385 [01:30] <lovesfreestuff> k
#386 [01:30] <Daihak> if you want to undo this later just recheck it
#387 [01:30] <quiggle> is this going to mess up my computer? lol
#388 [01:30] <Daihak> no
#389 [01:30] <Daihak> you can undo it by rechecking it at any time you want
#390 [01:30] <quiggle> ok
#391 [01:30] <quiggle> now what?
#392 [01:30] <Daihak> try running it again
#393 [01:31] <lovesfreestuff> try running minecraft
#394 [01:31] <auscompgeek> no logging out?
#395 [01:31] <quiggle> It says i'm not an administrator
#396 [01:31] <Daihak> -_-
#397 [01:31] <quiggle> but this is the only user on my computer
#398 [01:31] <Daihak> right click it and run as admin
#399 [01:31] <Daihak> somtimes you have to give admin powers on startup
#400 [01:31] <Daihak> of a prog
#401 [01:32] <Daihak> windows is gay like that
#402 [01:32] <lovesfreestuff> it closed agian
#403 [01:32] <Daihak> right click minecraft and run as admin
#404 [01:32] <auscompgeek> quiggle: what version of Windows?
#405 [01:32] <Daihak> hes on vista 32 bit dunno home or what though
#406 [01:33] <auscompgeek> ah.
#407 [01:33] <lovesfreestuff> cant run as admin
#408 [01:33] <Daihak> cant run as admin O.o
#409 [01:33] <Daihak> whats it saying
#410 [01:33] <lovesfreestuff> ya
#411 [01:33] <auscompgeek> yeah msconfig requires admin
#412 [01:33] <lovesfreestuff> 1min
#413 [01:33] <quiggle> xp windows
#414 [01:33] <Daihak> hes saying he cant right click and run as admin though
#415 [01:33] <quiggle> windows xp
#416 [01:33] <Daihak> oo my bad quig
#417 [01:33] <Daihak> i tohught you were vista
#418 [01:34] <auscompgeek> I was just thinking
#419 [01:34] <lovesfreestuff> unable to log on:
#420 [01:34] <Daihak> whats the exact error its giving you love
#421 [01:34] <auscompgeek> why would you be using a Radeon 9200 on Vista? :o
#422 [01:34] <quiggle> Ok so I right clicked minecraft and clicked Run As but I do not see an Admin option, am I just being stupid?
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#424 [01:34] <Daihak> yea true lol
#425 [01:34] <Daihak> no your not
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#427 [01:34] <Daihak> i didnt know you were on xp
#428 [01:34] <mib_uhbr2x> hi
#429 [01:35] <mib_uhbr2x> heloo
#430 [01:35] <lovesfreestuff> im on xp too
#431 [01:35] <mib_uhbr2x> Answer Meeee
#432 [01:35] <Daihak> they are both on xp with 9200's
#433 [01:35] <lovesfreestuff> ya
#434 [01:35] <Daihak> himib state your problem please
#435 [01:35] <mib_uhbr2x> what is a permisions dialog
#436 [01:35] <mib_8l5lop> I can't play the minecraft game
#437 [01:36] <Daihak> does xp have checksum options ? and speed/duplex options aus ?
#438 [01:36] <auscompgeek> oh god
#439 [01:36] <mib_uhbr2x> tyeah cant play the game
#440 [01:36] <mib_uhbr2x> i am on mac
#441 [01:36] <Daihak> whats the error your getting min
#442 [01:36] <Daihak> mib*
#443 [01:36] <Daihak> um ok
#444 [01:36] <Daihak> quiggle
#445 [01:36] <auscompgeek> Daihak: never really opened msconfig on XP, so can't help there
#446 [01:36] <mib_uhbr2x> i cant plat multiplayer and single
#447 [01:36] <auscompgeek> too many mibs
#448 [01:37] <mib_uhbr2x> call me m1
#449 [01:37] <Daihak> go to control panel and open device maanger again quiggle and love
#450 [01:37] <mib_uhbr2x> ti am a girl
#451 [01:37] <auscompgeek> mib_8l5lop: mib_uhbr2x: please /nick anewnick
#452 [01:37] <mib_uhbr2x> thanks Daihak
#453 [01:37] <Daihak> quiggle love go to device manager again and open the network adapter tab and go to advanced options
#454 [01:38] <mib_uhbr2x> twho is love
#455 [01:38] <lovesfreestuff> me
#456 [01:38] <mib_uhbr2x> toh
#457 [01:38] <Daihak> there should / might be a checksum offload option
#458 [01:38] <mib_uhbr2x> wait, you are not a computer
#459 [01:38] <mib_uhbr2x> tI love chattin
#460 [01:38] <Daihak> there might also be a spped/duplex option
#461 [01:38] <Daihak> speed/duplex*
#462 [01:39] <lovesfreestuff> i dont see advanced option
#463 [01:39] <mib_uhbr2x> Daihak!!!
#464 [01:39] <quiggle> There is no advanced
#465 [01:39] <quiggle> mib calm down he/she was helping us first
#466 [01:39] <Daihak> mib, hold on somone will assist you as soon as possible
#467 [01:39] <Daihak> no advanced tab hmm
#468 [01:39] <mib_uhbr2x> oh i am sorry
#469 [01:39] <mib_uhbr2x> plus i am a girl
#470 [01:39] <Daihak> o im dumb sorry
#471 [01:39] <auscompgeek> I'd help you two mibs if I weren't so confused
#472 [01:39] <mib_uhbr2x> t10 years old
#473 [01:40] <Daihak> quiggle love right click on your card and go to properties
#474 [01:40] <Daihak> and then go to advanced tab
#475 [01:40] <lovesfreestuff> what card
#476 [01:40] <Daihak> your video card
#477 [01:40] <mib_uhbr2x> there is ony 1 MIb right now
#478 [01:40] <lovesfreestuff> how?
#479 [01:40] <quiggle> k
#480 [01:40] <Daihak> in display adaptors in device manager
#481 [01:40] <lovesfreestuff> ohh
#482 [01:40] <Daihak> right click the card it says you have
#483 [01:40] <Daihak> and go to properties then advanced tab
#484 [01:40] <mib_uhbr2x> WHERE IS THE PERMISSIONS DIALOG!!!!!!
#485 [01:41] <lovesfreestuff> it says 9200 radeon, 9200 radeon secondary
#486 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> what does it look ike
#487 [01:41] <Daihak> love right click it
#488 [01:41] <Daihak> and go to properties
#489 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> *like
#490 [01:41] <lovesfreestuff> which one
#491 [01:41] <Daihak> the first
#492 [01:41] <lovesfreestuff> k
#493 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> febhbghkfgbskjhfekjsfkldf
#494 [01:41] <Daihak> not the secondary
#495 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> dfjhskjhfjkshfkdjfhskl'
#496 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> dnfsjdlhfbhjsfbm,dnfehj,f
#497 [01:41] <mib_uhbr2x> kjdkfhsgfejygfhsgkhkjgada
#498 [01:42] <quiggle> do not see any advanced tab
#499 [01:42] <quiggle> :(
#500 [01:42] <lovesfreestuff> k i did
#501 [01:42] <mib_uhbr2x> bda,jdhwljkdajdbmnsbahjwg
#502 [01:42] <Daihak> k your in properties both of you right?
#503 [01:42] <mib_uhbr2x> tLOLOLOLOLOL
#504 [01:42] <lovesfreestuff> ya
#505 [01:42] <mib_uhbr2x> lo lo lo lo lo
#506 [01:42] <mib_uhbr2x> Is ANYONE KOREAN
#507 [01:42] <TheNoodle> !kick mib_uhbr2x No.
#508 [01:42] * AuBot kicked mib_uhbr2x from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_uhbr2x :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: No.))
#509 [01:42] <Daihak> ty
#510 [01:43] <Daihak> ok neither of you see an advanced tab at the top in your properties?
#511 [01:43] <quiggle> No
#512 [01:43] <quiggle> ;\
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#514 [01:43] <lovesfreestuff> no
#515 [01:43] <mib_uhbr2x> help
#516 [01:43] <Daihak> do you see a tab with checksum offload speed/duplex anything like that
#517 [01:43] <Chris> ??< fubar/hamachi
#518 [01:43] <mib_uhbr2x> please!!
#519 [01:43] <TheNoodle> Stop spamming like an idiot mib_uhbr2x.
#520 [01:43] <lovesfreestuff> no
#521 [01:43] <mib_uhbr2x> I just came in
#522 [01:44] <Daihak> or hardware checksumming
#523 [01:44] <Daihak> nothing at all like that/
#524 [01:44] <mib_uhbr2x> I didn't
#525 [01:44] <mib_uhbr2x> i need
#526 [01:44] <mib_uhbr2x> help
#527 [01:44] <lovesfreestuff> no
#528 [01:44] <mib_uhbr2x> why
#529 [01:44] <Daihak> hmmm Im stumped then it should show up even in xp
#530 [01:44] <quiggle> Unfortunately no...
#531 [01:44] <Daihak> if your in your card properties
#532 [01:44] <mib_uhbr2x> were you guys first?
#533 [01:44] <quiggle> I can not find it
#534 [01:45] <mib_uhbr2x> tHELP PLEASE!!!
#535 [01:45] <auscompgeek> yes -.-
#536 [01:45] <TheNoodle> ...
#537 [01:45] <Daihak> try switching to classic view/
#538 [01:45] <Daihak> ?
#539 [01:45] <lovesfreestuff> how
#540 [01:45] <mib_uhbr2x> I suddenly cant play minecrft classic
#541 [01:45] <auscompgeek> mib_uhbr2x: Stop begging
#542 [01:45] <Daihak> in control panel left side
#543 [01:45] <auscompgeek> mib_uhbr2x: install Java
#544 [01:45] <mib_uhbr2x> it said i need to allow permissions dalog
#545 [01:45] <mib_uhbr2x> tI have java
#546 [01:46] <lovesfreestuff> k idid
#547 [01:46] <quiggle> Done
#548 [01:46] <Daihak> try to back to display adapters and back to your card right click properties again
#549 [01:46] <quiggle> I am in classic view
#550 [01:46] <auscompgeek> mib_uhbr2x: then allow?
#551 [01:46] <mib_uhbr2x> Help PLEASEEEEEEEE
#552 [01:46] <Daihak> somwhere if you right click your card it should have a tab with that stuff or similar stuff in it
#553 [01:47] <mib_uhbr2x> HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
#554 [01:47] <lovesfreestuff> still nothing
#555 [01:47] <quiggle> I don't see it
#556 [01:47] <Daihak> kick him please
#557 [01:47] <Daihak> hes not even listening
#558 [01:47] <Daihak> they answered you stop spamming
#559 [01:47] <Daihak> right click and run as admin mib
#560 [01:47] <mib_uhbr2x> tBYE GUYS HAVE TO SLEEP
#561 [01:47] <Daihak> zzzz
#562 [01:47] <mib_uhbr2x> trGOONIGHT :)
#563 [01:48] <Daihak> sorry guys Im nt overly familiar with xp anymore but from what the nets telling me you should see those options in your video card property advanced tab
#564 [01:48] <Daihak> the only other thing I can suggest is to double check you have the right java version and your drivers are up to date or buy better cards ;/
#565 [01:49] <quiggle> I just wish i could get my money back at this point ;|
#566 [01:49] <Daihak> if you do manage to find the advanced tab or checksum load and the speed/duplex options disable the checksum load and Force base to 100 on the speed duplex
#567 [01:50] <Daihak> itll get the most out of your card
#568 [01:50] <lovesfreestuff> k, can you post pictures
#569 [01:50] <Daihak> if you have a really old router you might have to force base 10
#570 [01:50] <Daihak> ill link you
#571 [01:50] <lovesfreestuff> k
#572 [01:51] <quiggle> im trying to update the driver
#573 [01:51] <Daihak> us.battle.net/support/en/article/network-card-issues
#574 [01:51] <Daihak> k
#575 [01:51] <Daihak> updating your drivers might help
#576 [01:51] <quiggle> thanks for the help
#577 [01:55] <lovesfreestuff> did you want us to go to our netword adapters?
#578 [01:55] <afk-> yes
#579 [01:55] <lovesfreestuff> k, i did and see advanced tab
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#581 [01:55] <Daihak> ok see the checksum offload and speed/duplex
#582 [01:56] <Daihak> in the advanced tab
#583 [01:56] <lovesfreestuff> is it hardware checksumming
#584 [01:56] <Daihak> ok thats it
#585 [01:56] <Daihak> disable it
#586 [01:56] <lovesfreestuff> k
#587 [01:56] <Daihak> and set speed/duplex to 100
#588 [01:56] <Daihak> force 100
#589 [01:56] <Daihak> save that and try again
#590 [01:56] <Daihak> to play
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#592 [01:57] <lovesfreestuff_> hey what did you want me to do after checksumming
#593 [01:57] <Daihak> if that doesent work the only other thing i can suggest is to update your drivers again using Catalyst (freeware dl from google search ) and make sure you gopt the right java version
#594 [01:58] <Daihak> force 100 in speed/duplex
#595 [01:58] <lovesfreestuff_> i dont see that
#596 [01:59] <Daihak> anything with a 10 or 100 option ?
#597 [01:59] <lovesfreestuff_> could it be media type
#598 [01:59] <Daihak> should be a few things to pick from
#599 [01:59] <Daihak> no
#600 [01:59] <Daihak> Im not sure what it might be called
#601 [02:00] <Daihak> or even if a card that old has th eoption
#602 [02:00] <Daihak> tell me what else you see in the tab
#603 [02:02] <lovesfreestuff_> 802.1p support, flow control, interrupt moderation, log status messages, max irq per sec, maximum frame size, network address, # of receive buffers, #of transmit buffers, wake up capabilities
#604 [02:04] <Daihak> does max irq per sec have any options or any options in capabilites
#605 [02:04] <Daihak> anything with several differnt numbers to pickfrom
#606 [02:05] <Daihak> if not just disable checksum offload and leave the rest alone
#607 [02:06] <lovesfreestuff_> well media type has 10 full duplex, 10 half duplex, 100 full duplex, 100 half duplex, 1000 full duplex, and auto
#608 [02:06] <Daihak> yes yes
#609 [02:06] <Daihak> thats it
#610 [02:06] <lovesfreestuff_> k, which 1
#611 [02:06] <Daihak> put it to 100 full duplex
#612 [02:07] <Daihak> save those 2 changes
#613 [02:07] <Daihak> if it still doesent work just try to update yoru drivers if you havent already for the card
#614 [02:08] <lovesfreestuff_> k, how do i do that
#615 [02:08] <Daihak> google the word catalyst
#616 [02:08] <Daihak> it is a driver finder
#617 [02:08] <Daihak> its safe
#618 [02:08] <DopeGhoti> ?? gpu/amd
#619 [02:08] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#620 [02:09] <Daihak> or that
#621 [02:09] <Daihak> ;p
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#623 [02:10] <lovesfreestuff_> should i click auto detect and install
#624 [02:11] <Daihak> yes
#625 [02:11] <lovesfreestuff_> k
#626 [02:11] <Daihak> you already got java up to date to right?
#627 [02:13] <lovesfreestuff_> idk
#628 [02:13] <lovesfreestuff_> but it told me my drive is up to date
#629 [02:13] <Daihak> ok are yur drivers updated now?
#630 [02:13] <Daihak> k
#631 [02:13] <Daihak> go to javas site and make sure you are up to date on it
#632 [02:13] <lovesfreestuff_> k
#633 [02:14] <lovesfreestuff_> how do i update
#634 [02:14] <Daihak> sec
#635 [02:14] <DopeGhoti> ?? getjava
#636 [02:14] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#637 [02:14] <Daihak> does he want 30 or 29 ?
#638 [02:14] <Daihak> doesent it use 29
#639 [02:14] <DopeGhoti> 1.6 update 30
#640 [02:14] <Daihak> kk
#641 [02:14] <DopeGhoti> do _not_ get 1.7
#642 [02:14] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/1.7
#643 [02:14] <VoxelHead> java/1.7: Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#644 [02:14] <Daihak> click his link and dl that file make sure it says 1.6
#645 [02:14] <auscompgeek> DopeGhoti: can I get a list of what VoxelHead knows? :o
#646 [02:14] <lovesfreestuff_> k, it will get rid of old version
#647 [02:15] <DopeGhoti> ??>> auscompgeek index
#648 [02:15] <DopeGhoti> ??>> auscompgeek help
#649 [02:17] <lovesfreestuff_> so now i should try minecraft
#650 [02:17] <auscompgeek> DopeGhoti: Ah thanks.
#651 [02:18] <lovesfreestuff_> my comp tells me the file i just downloaded is a keylogger
#652 [02:18] <Daihak> uh
#653 [02:18] <Daihak> the java file ?
#654 [02:18] <lovesfreestuff_> ya
#655 [02:19] <Daihak> I dunno what virus scanning your using but thats the official java site O.o
#656 [02:19] <Daihak> should be safe
#657 [02:19] <lovesfreestuff_> it is spybot
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#659 [02:19] <Daihak> if you used his link it should be fine
#660 [02:19] <lovesfreestuff_> i did
#661 [02:19] <lovesfreestuff_> us his link
#662 [02:19] <Daihak> did you dl the file or no ?
#663 [02:20] <lovesfreestuff_> ya
#664 [02:20] <Daihak> ok try running minecraft again
#665 [02:20] <Daihak> i dont know why it would say thats keylogging but thats the official download spot straight from java
#666 [02:21] <lovesfreestuff_> idk
#667 [02:21] <lovesfreestuff_> it closed agian
#668 [02:21] <Daihak> hm
#669 [02:22] <Daihak> can you right click minecraft and run as admin or not in xp ?
#670 [02:22] <Daihak> try force update again if that doesent work
#671 [02:22] <lovesfreestuff_> i cant ive tried it says i can
#672 [02:22] <lovesfreestuff_> cant
#673 [02:22] <Daihak> are you on a sub user?
#674 [02:22] <DopeGhoti> ??> lovesfreestuff_ win/profile
#675 [02:22] <VoxelHead> lovesfreestuff_: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#676 [02:22] <VoxelHead> lovesfreestuff_: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#677 [02:23] <Daihak> yes try that
#678 [02:23] <Daihak> make a new windows user
#679 [02:23] <Daihak> give it all rights
#680 [02:23] <lovesfreestuff_> k
#681 [02:24] <lovesfreestuff_> how do i get on that account without leaving this
#682 [02:24] <Daihak> no leave this one and log in with that one
#683 [02:24] <Daihak> were seeing if its a problem with the one your one
#684 [02:24] <lovesfreestuff_> k
#685 [02:24] <Daihak> you can always switch back after
#686 [02:25] <Daihak> ive got to head to bed hopfully somone else can pick up
#687 [02:25] <Daihak> if that doesent work Im gonna say you probly need a better video card but it could still be a permissions thing
#688 [02:25] <Daihak> if that doesent work Im gonna say you probly need a better video card but it could still be a permissions thing
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#693 [02:38] <lovesfreestuff> i made a new account an tried it, it did the same thing
#694 [02:40] <lovesfreestuff> hey kiikun
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#701 [02:55] <Jackson413> yo Kealper
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#703 [02:56] <mib_7r0n3h> So if i want to move a certain save to a multiplayer server, where under my minecraft server file do i place the save?
#704 [02:57] <DopeGhoti> in a directory in the same place as minecraft.jar
#705 [02:57] <DopeGhoti> and in the server.properties file, set one line to that directory
#706 [02:57] <DopeGhoti> that line being 'level-name'
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#708 [02:58] <mib_7r0n3h> allright, ty
#709 [02:58] <DopeGhoti> cheers
#710 [02:59] <{unimatrix}> http://www.mcserverhelp.org/index.php/install-guides/71-install-guide-linux
#711 [02:59] <{unimatrix}> this easy to grasp
#712 [03:00] <{unimatrix}> even if your a total noob with linux?
#713 [03:00] <{unimatrix}> im not a noob so i dont know :p
#714 [03:00] <Jackson413> DopeGhoti, long time no see mate
#715 [03:01] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: other than that it goes through installing a mod, which we don't support, yes (:
#716 [03:01] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: salutations
#717 [03:01] <Jackson413> how've you been?
#718 [03:01] <DopeGhoti> Very busy.
#719 [03:01] <DopeGhoti> how was your optionally-denominational solstice-centric midwinter joytime?
#720 [03:02] <{unimatrix}> DopeGhoti
#721 [03:02] <{unimatrix}> i know its a mod you dont support
#722 [03:02] <{unimatrix}> i do :p
#723 [03:02] <{unimatrix}> and if i cant do it here
#724 [03:02] <{unimatrix}> ill create my baby
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#726 [03:02] <Jackson413> good lo
#727 [03:02] <Jackson413> l
#728 [03:03] <mortisha> So whenever i try to connect to my server it says, "The server has responded with an invalid server key". what to do?
#729 [03:03] <{unimatrix}> close & reopen mc
#730 [03:03] <{unimatrix}> if that doesnt fix it
#731 [03:03] <mortisha> i have multiple times
#732 [03:03] <{unimatrix}> its mc.net beeing bonkers
#733 [03:03] <DopeGhoti> mortisha: same problem on other servers also?
#734 [03:04] <mortisha> Umm let me try a different server
#735 [03:04] <{unimatrix}> DopeGhoti , im gona guess so
#736 [03:04] <{unimatrix}> im watching my console
#737 [03:04] <{unimatrix}> spamming failed connects
#738 [03:04] <{unimatrix}> but it stopped 5 min ago
#739 [03:06] <mortisha> Okay no, i can connect to other peoples servers but not my own. I have tried reopening minecraft and the server multiple times and it doesnt seem to work
#740 [03:06] <mortisha> any suggestions?
#741 [03:06] <Jackson413> why does minecraft.net have so many problems?
#742 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> The .exe still is running 1.0.0
#743 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> You need to use .jar
#744 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> the 1.0.1 .jar fixes the invalid server key problem
#745 [03:07] <mortisha> So what do i do?
#746 [03:07] <Jackson413> Grey do you have a server?
#747 [03:07] <mortisha> Download the 1.0.1 server launcher
#748 [03:07] <mortisha> ?
#749 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> Jackson413 - I currently go to the minecraftirc server
#750 [03:08] <Jackson413> ah
#751 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> hmm
#752 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> mortisha
#753 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> does your server console tell you anything
#754 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> when you try and connect
#755 [03:08] <mortisha> it works for a second, and i when connect to it through minecraft it says that error message and server says "has lost connection"
#756 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> hmm
#757 [03:08] <{unimatrix}> ok
#758 [03:09] <{unimatrix}> delete your player.dat file
#759 [03:09] <{unimatrix}> but be sure to back it up first
#760 [03:09] <{unimatrix}> it should be in homedir/worldname/players/
#761 [03:09] <{unimatrix}> then try connecting again
#762 [03:09] <mortisha> this is under the server files?
#763 [03:09] <{unimatrix}> yes
#764 [03:09] <mortisha> allright
#765 [03:10] <mortisha> So delete the players file?
#766 [03:10] <{unimatrix}> your player file
#767 [03:10] <{unimatrix}> not all the others :p
#768 [03:10] <{unimatrix}> but make sure you download it first
#769 [03:10] <{unimatrix}> or back it up
#770 [03:10] <mortisha> xD not very familiar with this kinda stuff
#771 [03:10] <{unimatrix}> i am :p
#772 [03:11] <{unimatrix}> your player.dat file contains your inventory etc.
#773 [03:11] <Jackson413> i have a minecraft problem
#774 [03:11] <{unimatrix}> your place in the world
#775 [03:11] <{unimatrix}> so make sure you have it backed up incase this isnt the issue
#776 [03:11] <mortisha> haha i may sound like a noob here, but i deleted the world folder and replaced it with a save from my singleplayer server and renamed that one world. Im trying to play multiplayer on a singleplayer save i have
#777 [03:12] <Jackson413> thats possible
#778 [03:12] <{unimatrix}> umm
#779 [03:12] <mortisha> i know it is, idk how though
#780 [03:12] <{unimatrix}> it shouldnt be an issue
#781 [03:12] <{unimatrix}> though
#782 [03:12] <Jackson413> to anyone, I cannot fullscreen my minecraft without it crying and crashing
#783 [03:12] <{unimatrix}> mortisha , get teamviewer
#784 [03:12] <{unimatrix}> were gona have to debug the old fashioned way
#785 [03:13] <mortisha> so under the minecraft server should i open the folder titled "world"?
#786 [03:13] <{unimatrix}> yes
#787 [03:13] <mortisha> allright, whats teamveiwer?
#788 [03:13] <mortisha> a program i shud download?
#789 [03:13] <{unimatrix}> its a programm that allows me to see your desktop and interveen if needed
#790 [03:13] <{unimatrix}> you can download it at www.teamviewer.com
#791 [03:13] <{unimatrix}> install as a free user
#792 [03:13] <{unimatrix}> and then run it
#793 [03:15] <{unimatrix}> btw download it to your pc
#794 [03:15] <{unimatrix}> not your server
#795 [03:15] <{unimatrix}> ( just making sure )
#796 [03:16] <mortisha> Well i suppose it could have been minecraft.net cause i just tried reopening server and minecraft and it seems to be working
#797 [03:17] <mortisha> Yeahup its working with the right save now
#798 [03:17] <mortisha> Thanks for everything<3
#799 [03:17] <{unimatrix}> wel yeah
#800 [03:17] <{unimatrix}> it could have been so much more :p
#801 [03:18] <{unimatrix}> corrupted world , corrupted player data file
#802 [03:18] <{unimatrix}> etc..
#803 [03:18] <{unimatrix}> but glad it was mc.net , saves us both some time
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#806 [03:31] <mib_nyhesf> what is the number for creative mode?
#807 [03:31] <mib_nyhesf> is it 3?
#808 [03:32] <mib_nyhesf> like what gamemode is it?
#809 [03:32] <mib_nyhesf> surivial is 0
#810 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> creative is 1
#811 [03:32] <mib_nyhesf> ty so much
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#814 [03:35] <sockmister> I changed the gamemode under the server file to 1, but its still not creative mode
#815 [03:35] <sockmister> what do i dooo?
#816 [03:37] <TheNoodle> That setting controls what new players are set to when they join. Players that have already joined have their gamemode stored in their player files.
#817 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> You can do /gamemode playername 0
#818 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> or 1, if you want to change them to creative
#819 [03:38] <sockmister> ohhh okay
#820 [03:38] <TheNoodle> If you want to do it for a large number of users you may be better of deleting the player files, but for a few use /gamemode
#821 [03:39] <sockmister> just 2 of us, but ty
#822 [03:39] <sockmister> haha
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#825 [03:59] <mib_oyaznz> huh
#826 [03:59] <mib_oyaznz> Worng nickname
#827 [04:00] <mib_oyaznz> My minecraft stucks at done loading
#828 [04:00] <mib_oyaznz> What can i do?
#829 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#830 [04:02] <mib_oyaznz> Yes
#831 [04:02] <mib_oyaznz> 1 time
#832 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> Go into the downloadable launcher, hit the options button before you log in, and choose 'Force Update', then log in as normal
#833 [04:03] <mib_oyaznz> thx:D
#834 [04:06] <mib_oyaznz> i'm gonna to try it now
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#836 [04:10] <{unimatrix}> GreyVulpine
#837 [04:10] <{unimatrix}> pm plz
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#839 [04:10] <mib_aa37w7> Umm how do I buy the game? Been trying to for the last week. The site is totally fucked
#840 [04:10] * AuBot kicked mib_aa37w7 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_aa37w7 :Please keep it civil.)
#841 [04:11] <{unimatrix}> the site is firetrucked?
#842 [04:12] <mib_oyaznz> it works! thank you soo much!
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#844 [04:12] <zucchini> umm how do I buy minecraft? Been trying to and it seems you/they don't have the means to process any sort of business transactions.
#845 [04:13] <TheNoodle> What payment methods have you tried?
#846 [04:13] <{unimatrix}> first of all this is a help channel by the community
#847 [04:13] <{unimatrix}> and not mojangs customer support
#848 [04:13] <TheNoodle> Mostly because mojang doesn't have customer support.
#849 [04:13] <TheNoodle> :P
#850 [04:14] <zucchini> is that what this is? Well its the only form of "support" listed on the website.
#851 [04:14] <zucchini> I've tried using 2 forms of payment. one was a credit card and one was a debit card under a different carrier.
#852 [04:15] * TheNoodle stares at zucchini
#852 [04:15] <TheNoodle> "#MineCraftHelp on irc.esper.net - Help and support from community members"
#853 [04:15] <zucchini> this is after a few days of a blank website altogether.
#854 [04:17] <zucchini> well this hasn't been help at all - regardless of who's been providing it. Thanks for nothing
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#857 [04:23] <ferdinand> will minecraft run on pc with 1.45 gigs of ram and an onboard graphics card?
#858 [04:24] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the graphics card.
#859 [04:24] <{unimatrix}> your a bit low on the ram side though
#860 [04:24] <{unimatrix}> it will run , but laggy
#861 [04:24] <GreyVulpine> If it's a relatively newer integrated card, minecraft will run, albeit not well.
#862 [04:26] <ferdinand> so i should upgrade?
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#865 [04:43] <PandaMan> Thrae, hmw, and wanabemac: any of you guys here?
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#872 [05:05] <GrimMMCL> i just bought the game and its not working its laging up and freezing and some time going to a black screen
#873 [05:12] <GrimMMCL> ?
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#879 [05:55] <PandaMan> Hello. How do you find out what a material is without mining it?
#880 [05:57] <PandaMan> Anyone there?
#881 [05:59] <TheNoodle> Well you could look on the minecraft wiki I guess.
#882 [06:03] <PandaMan> I found something I can't mine with an iron pickaxe. Does that mean it's bedrock? Sorry for the noob questions
#883 [06:04] <PandaMan> Don't worry - just answered my own question :P
#884 [06:04] <Grim_Reaper> What color is it
#885 [06:04] <Grim_Reaper> If it's purple then you need a diamond pickaxe
#886 [06:04] <PandaMan> It's grey with black specs. I think it's bedrock
#887 [06:05] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah that sounds like it
#888 [06:05] <PandaMan> okay thanks
#889 [06:05] <PandaMan> bye
#890 [06:05] <Grim_Reaper> Byes
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#892 [06:06] <GrimMMCL> i need help
#893 [06:06] <Grim_Reaper> What is your problem GrimMMCL?
#894 [06:07] <GrimMMCL> I just bought MineCraft and its not working
#895 [06:07] <Grim_Reaper> What is your minecraft username?
#896 [06:07] <GrimMMCL> GrimMMCL
#897 [06:08] <Grim_Reaper> !paid GrimMMCL
#898 [06:08] <SinZ> !paid S1NZ
#899 [06:08] <Grim_Reaper> Ok where exactly are you having issues?
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#901 [06:08] <SinZ> `paid S1NZ
#902 [06:08] <SinZBot> S1NZ has paid for Minecraft, I'll give him a hug some other time!
#903 [06:09] <GrimMMCL> well its lagz and some time shows a black screen
#904 [06:09] <Grim_Reaper> I take it you are able to login with the launcher?
#905 [06:09] <GrimMMCL> yes
#906 [06:09] <Grim_Reaper> Ok
#907 [06:09] <Grim_Reaper> Have you tried updating java?
#908 [06:09] <Grim_Reaper> As well as your graphics drivers etc etc
#909 [06:09] <GrimMMCL> yes
#910 [06:10] <GrimMMCL> well not the graphics
#911 [06:10] <Grim_Reaper> I would suggest giving that a try
#912 [06:10] <Grim_Reaper> Also whenever updating java. make sure you uninstall the previous version first
#913 [06:10] <Grim_Reaper> In the mean time
#914 [06:10] <Grim_Reaper> ??> GrimMMCL win/dxdiag
#915 [06:10] <VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#916 [06:10] <VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#917 [06:11] <SinZ> black screen could be lack of ram/cpu
#918 [06:12] <Grim_Reaper> Well we'll find that out with dxdiag :3
#919 [06:15] <GrimMMCL> didnt work
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#921 [06:16] <Grim_Reaper> You're running windows yes?
#922 [06:16] <Grim_Reaper> If so, which version
#923 [06:16] <GrimMMCL> ya Windows 7 32 bit
#924 [06:16] <Grim_Reaper> Ok
#925 [06:17] <Grim_Reaper> Click the windows button(start) in the search file. type "dxdiag" without the ""
#926 [06:17] <Grim_Reaper> press enter. If it asks for any permissions to open. Click yes
#927 [06:17] <GrimMMCL> ok
#928 [06:17] <Grim_Reaper> Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#929 [06:17] <Grim_Reaper> [13:11] <@VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#931 [06:19] <GrimMMCL> ok did it
#932 [06:19] <Grim_Reaper> Alrighty. Whats the pastebin link/
#933 [06:20] <GrimMMCL> whats that
#934 [06:21] <Grim_Reaper> ??> GrimMMCL win/dxdiag
#935 [06:21] <VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#936 [06:21] <VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#937 [06:21] <Grim_Reaper> Follow those steps
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#939 [06:23] <toadfan321> can somone help me make waters texture red
#940 [06:23] <GrimMMCL> I dont understand sorry
#941 [06:23] <toadfan321> i need to make water look red
#942 [06:24] <toadfan321> i edited terrain.png and water.png and watercolor.png
#943 [06:24] <Grim_Reaper> GrimMMCL what part do you not understand?
#944 [06:24] <toadfan321> and i used mcpatcher
#945 [06:24] <toadfan321> hellow again grim
#946 [06:24] <Grim_Reaper> Oh hai there
#947 [06:25] <toadfan321> we meet again
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#949 [06:25] <Grim_Reaper> Indeed
#950 [06:25] <toadfan321> oh yah since like september ive been banned from risu so i like to troll lahwran whenever i get on a computer with a diffrent ip
#951 [06:26] <toadfan321> i go on and im like
#952 [06:26] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#953 [06:26] <toadfan321> hellow, lahwran
#954 [06:26] <toadfan321> and then he/she is all oh ban avpiding i see
#955 [06:26] <toadfan321> *ip and nick ban*
#956 [06:26] <Grim_Reaper> Bad toad
#957 [06:27] <TheNoodle> Good job on just admitting to ban evasion...
#958 [06:27] <TheNoodle> That shit'll get you network banned.
#959 [06:27] <toadfan321> pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh naw
#960 [06:27] <toadfan321> i just did it once to troll
#961 [06:28] <TheNoodle> !kick toadfan321 for lahwran_
#962 [06:28] * AuBot kicked toadfan321 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oadfan321 :Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: for lahwran_))
#963 [06:28] <Grim_Reaper> Lold
#964 [06:28] <GrimMMCL> whats IRC channel
#965 [06:28] <Grim_Reaper> this is the irc channel
#966 [06:28] <Grim_Reaper> that chatroom
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#968 [06:28] <GrimMMCL> ok
#969 [06:28] <toadfan321> what does kicking do
#970 [06:28] <GrimMMCL> http://pastebin.com/8R3V5JkF
#971 [06:28] <TheNoodle> Removes you from the channel.
#972 [06:28] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#973 [06:29] <toadfan321> thats like pinching somone ina fist fight
#974 [06:29] <GrimMMCL> did i do it right
#975 [06:29] <Grim_Reaper> k lets take a looky at the text GrimMMCL. Give me a min
#976 [06:29] <Grim_Reaper> And yes you did
#977 [06:29] <TheNoodle> Oh really?
#978 [06:29] <GrimMMCL> ok
#979 [06:30] <toadfan321> can someone help me please i want to make water red
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#981 [06:31] <Grim_Reaper> Ok GrimMMCL. Your pc specs look fine for running miencraft. The best thing I can suggest is make sure ALL your drivers are up to date. Reinstall java (uninstall old version first) Make sure nothing else is running that uses alot of memory and such
#982 [06:31] <TheNoodle> toadfan321, I'd prefer if you just timed out quietly.
#983 [06:31] <GrimMMCL> ok brb
#984 [06:31] <Grim_Reaper> I would also suggest trying to turn run the game with the fog not as high
#985 [06:31] <toadfan321> no thankyou
#986 [06:31] <Grim_Reaper> Maybe turn the graphics from fancy to the lower oen
#987 [06:31] <Grim_Reaper> one*
#988 [06:31] <toadfan321> i want help thats why im here noodle
#989 [06:31] <GrimMMCL> ok
#990 [06:32] <Grim_Reaper> If you still have issues
#991 [06:32] <toadfan321> just cause your an admin it gives you no right to be an ass
#992 [06:32] <TheNoodle> 1) I'm not an admin
#993 [06:32] <Grim_Reaper> Let us know and we'll try see if we can help further
#994 [06:32] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#995 [06:32] <TheNoodle> 2) I don't need the right to be an arse.
#996 [06:34] <toadfan321> ctcp?
#997 [06:34] <toadfan321> woah im threatened
#998 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> Now now. lets respect TheNoodle. He is after all tasty noodles >_>
#999 [06:35] <TheNoodle> I was just checking something toadfan321.
#1000 [06:35] <{unimatrix}> yummy
#1001 [06:35] * {unimatrix} eats TheNoodle
#1001 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> D:
#1002 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> Nuuu ;-;
#1003 [06:35] <TheNoodle> I like your 9 second lag.
#1004 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> I was saving him to eat later >_>
#1005 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> Who's got the 9 second lag?
#1006 [06:35] <{unimatrix}> open a new bag then Grim_Reaper
#1007 [06:35] <TheNoodle> toadfan321 apparently :P
#1008 [06:35] <Grim_Reaper> Oh
#1009 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> {unimatrix} TheNoodle is one of a kind! You cant just replace him ;-;
#1010 [06:36] <TheNoodle> ^
#1011 [06:36] <{unimatrix}> yes i can
#1012 [06:36] <TheNoodle> <3 Grim_Reaper
#1013 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> <3
#1014 [06:36] <TheNoodle> :o
#1015 [06:36] <TheNoodle> How many food products do you know of that can use irc {unimatrix}? :P
#1016 [06:36] * {unimatrix} grabs a pack of noodles , opens it up , places it on the table. Adds Element X and voila TheNoodle is back
#1016 [06:36] <Grim_Reaper> pfft
#1017 [06:37] <{unimatrix}> well there is Aplle
#1018 [06:37] <TheNoodle> touche.
#1019 [06:37] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#1020 [06:37] * {unimatrix} boils TheNoodle
#1020 [06:37] <{unimatrix}> with a nice chicken stew
#1021 [06:37] <TheNoodle> toadfan321, you still there buddy?
#1022 [06:38] <{unimatrix}> and then it stopped beeing funnt
#1023 [06:38] <{unimatrix}> :p
#1024 [06:38] <{unimatrix}> [12:32:01] <toadfan321> can someone help me please i want to make water red
#1025 [06:38] <{unimatrix}> like as server sided or client sided?
#1026 [06:38] <TheNoodle> He was making a texture pack.
#1027 [06:39] <{unimatrix}> i think it should be possbile server sided using spout
#1028 [06:39] <{unimatrix}> and client sided , texture pack
#1029 [06:39] <TheNoodle> shame he timed out :/
#1030 [06:39] <{unimatrix}> oh
#1031 [06:39] <{unimatrix}> didn notice with all the noodles on my desk
#1032 [06:39] <{unimatrix}> :p
#1033 [06:39] <GrimMMCL> nothing worked
#1034 [06:39] <TheNoodle> :P
#1035 [06:40] <{unimatrix}> then try again GrimMMCL
#1036 [06:40] <{unimatrix}> isnt that a slap TheNoodle ?
#1037 [06:40] <GrimMMCL> k
#1038 [06:41] <TheNoodle> hmmm, that would work too.
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#1040 [06:44] <GrimMMCL> its keeps laging
#1041 [06:44] <GrimMMCL> it keeps laging
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#1043 [06:48] <GrimMMCL> i need help
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#1048 [06:50] <toadfan321> very mature noodle
#1049 [06:50] <toadfan321> you crashed my internet for about ten minutes
#1050 [06:50] <toadfan321> i hope you know flooding is illegal
#1051 [06:51] <fenster> my java crases when i try and play minecraft it comes up with a fatel error reports how to fix please ?
#1052 [06:51] <TheNoodle> I did nothing of the sort toadfan321.
#1053 [06:51] <toadfan321> i saw you little CTCP PING request
#1054 [06:52] <TheNoodle> I was wondering why you didn't reply.
#1055 [06:52] <toadfan321> cause you flooded
#1056 [06:52] <TheNoodle> I wouldn't do something like that.
#1057 [06:52] <toadfan321> i know what ctcp is
#1058 [06:52] <fenster> my java crases when i try and play minecraft it comes up with a fatel error reports how to fix please
#1059 [06:52] <toadfan321> and i know what ping is
#1060 [06:53] <toadfan321> im smart with computers and what you have done is illegal and will not be handeled lightly
#1061 [06:53] <TheNoodle> fenster, put the error on http://pastebin.com and press submit, give us the url of the page it takes you to.
#1062 [06:53] <TheNoodle> toadfan321, I have no idea what you're on about.
#1063 [06:53] <toadfan321> you ping of deathed me
#1064 [06:53] <toadfan321> i whatched you
#1065 [06:54] <toadfan321> wiith your
#1066 [06:54] <TheNoodle> huh?
#1067 [06:54] <GreyVulpine> toadfan321 - Do you have any proof of this?
#1068 [06:54] <toadfan321> thenoodle[words i cant rember] REQUEST CTCP PING toadfan321:(random numbers)
#1069 [06:54] <GreyVulpine> toadfan321 - If you do not, do not make false accusations of our helpers.
#1070 [06:55] <toadfan321> helpers,pshh you mean law breakers
#1071 [06:55] <GreyVulpine> That's one ping request.
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#1073 [06:55] <toadfan321> if its one how come my internet lagged out and dided
#1074 [06:55] <GreyVulpine> Don't blame us if your internet connection is crap.
#1075 [06:56] <toadfan321> its not crap ive played 10 hours strait no disconnect
#1076 [06:56] <fenster> it EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION
#1077 [06:56] <TheNoodle> toadfan321, a CTCP request is a way for irc client to communicate with each other. Sending 'ping' will ask the other client for a response.
#1078 [06:56] <TheNoodle> fenster, put the whole error on pastebin please.
#1079 [06:56] <fenster> http://pastebin.com/gcKnhsb5
#1080 [06:56] <GreyVulpine> I tire of this nonsense. Without proof, take your crap elsewhere toadfan321. You obviously do not know anything about computers.
#1081 [06:56] <toadfan321> i was fine till you did that command and my internet crashed for like 10 minutes
#1082 [06:57] <GreyVulpine> !k toadfan321
#1083 [06:57] <toadfan321> mature
#1084 [06:57] <GreyVulpine> !k toadfan321
#1085 [06:57] * GreyBot kicked toadfan321 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oadfan321 :<Kicks:890>)
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#1087 [06:57] <toadfan321> I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU
#1088 [06:57] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1088 [06:58] <TheNoodle> lolled
#1089 [06:58] <SushiDude> XD
#1090 [06:58] <TheNoodle> I should ping people more often
#1091 [06:58] <SushiDude> LOL
#1092 [06:58] <fenster> ive sent link
#1093 [06:58] <fenster> any clues on the problem im having
#1094 [06:59] <TheNoodle> I believe you need to update java.
#1095 [06:59] <TheNoodle> :j
#1096 [06:59] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1097 [06:59] * GreyVulpine shakes
#1097 [06:59] <fenster> its the latest java
#1098 [06:59] <GreyVulpine> It's a crappy video card.
#1099 [06:59] <fenster> java 6.30
#1100 [06:59] <GreyVulpine> What he's running is an old UniChrome video chipset.
#1101 [06:59] <TheNoodle> ah, I saw "1.6.0-b105" and jumped to conclusions.
#1102 [06:59] <GreyVulpine> Hence why you see the vticd.dll frame
#1103 [07:00] <fenster> so basicly i need a beter vcard or it wont work
#1104 [07:00] <fenster> ?
#1105 [07:00] <fenster> sure the game isnt that great in graphics
#1106 [07:00] <GrimMMCL> how do i stop the lag
#1107 [07:00] <fenster> ive played better and it works
#1108 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> fenster - Don't take minecraft's retro graphics for being low end. Minecraft's hardware requirements is actually pretty high
#1109 [07:01] <fenster> i know i appreicate that hence i wouldnt buy the game but i didint think it needed a good video card aswell
#1110 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> It does.
#1111 [07:02] <fenster> oh well £16 down the drain
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#1113 [07:02] <GrimMMCL> How do i stop the lag
#1114 [07:03] <GreyVulpine> GrimMMCL - What version of java are you on?
#1115 [07:03] <TheNoodle> fenster, You can always play the game when you upgrade your computer some time int he future, the account doesn't expire.
#1116 [07:03] <fenster> well i guess im lucky there january sales on then
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#1118 [07:04] <GrimMMCL> i have the latest version of java and i have also uninstalled it and reinstalled it
#1119 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> What version is the 'latest version'?
#1120 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> javatester.org/version.html
#1121 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> Java 7's been known to cause this. Hence why I ask. If you are running java 7, uninstall it, reinstall 6 instead
#1122 [07:06] <GrimMMCL> 1.6.0
#1123 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> Could you check your control panel's Programs and features, make sure java 7 is not installed on your computer?
#1124 [07:07] <GrimMMCL> it shows that i have Java 6
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#1126 [07:07] <Kraeuterbutter8> Hi.
#1127 [07:08] <Kraeuterbutter8> I got a question: if i put the old server download (the classic), is it then free or have i to buy also licences?
#1128 [07:08] <GreyVulpine> The classic minecraft server and client are free to use
#1129 [07:08] <Kraeuterbutter8> Aaah.
#1130 [07:09] <GrimMMCL> ?
#1131 [07:09] <Kraeuterbutter8> Thank you.
#1132 [07:09] <Kraeuterbutter8> sry but my englisch isnt very well
#1133 [07:09] <GreyVulpine> GrimMMCL - Are you sure you only have java 6 installed on your computer?
#1134 [07:10] <GrimMMCL> yes
#1135 [07:10] <Kraeuterbutter8> Is the classic like the browsergame without crafting, or is it with crafting, zombies, ...
#1136 [07:11] <TheNoodle> Brower version without crafting/mobs etc.
#1137 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> Kraeuterbutter8 - Classic is only creative. There is no crafting, no monsters.
#1138 [07:11] <Kraeuterbutter8> ok thank you.
#1139 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> GrimMMCL - I don't know then. Your machine shouldn't lag at all with minecraft.
#1140 [07:12] <Kraeuterbutter8> Then i buy the original only for me, and the classic is for my class on the server.
#1141 [07:12] <Kraeuterbutter8> thx
#1142 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> GrimMMCL - Do a complete uninstall of all java from your system. Reinstall only java 6, 32 bit
#1143 [07:13] <GrimMMCL> ok brb
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#1145 [07:14] <Kraeuterbutter8> One question: i want to do a new crafting object (a computerchip), made of metal and sand, how can i do this? which files i have to editß
#1146 [07:14] <Kraeuterbutter8> ?
#1147 [07:16] <GreyVulpine> Kraeuterbutter8 - If you want to learn how to mod minecraft with custom objects, that's going to involve more indepth help than we can give here. It involves looking for a third-party mod that is updated for minecraft and installing it yourself.
#1148 [07:16] <Kraeuterbutter8> And then i want to do a door, with the chip, and then you have a door like a safe.
#1149 [07:16] <GreyVulpine> Circuitry can be done with redstone.
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#1151 [07:17] <Kraeuterbutter8> but i want to have a password like a PIN to open the door.
#1152 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> Yes, that'll involve redstone circuitry.
#1153 [07:20] <GrimMMCL> i did it and it didnt work
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#1155 [07:21] <alex5776> I got a question!
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#1157 [07:25] <alex5776> Ist kein Supporter anwesend?
#1158 [07:26] <alex5776> Ist kein Supporter anwesend?
#1159 [07:26] <GrimMMCL> the game still lags
#1160 [07:27] <Kraeuterbutter8> @alex5776 you must know english here! du musst hier englisch können!
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#1163 [07:29] <GrimMMCL> so i take it no one is going to help me or know how to help me
#1164 [07:30] <GreyVulpine> Sorry GrimMMCL, I have no idea why your minecraft is lagging.
#1165 [07:31] <GrimMMCL> wtf i know my pc can play it i have good part in it
#1166 [07:32] <GrimMMCL> could me having windows 7 32 bit stop me from playing
#1167 [07:32] <GreyVulpine> Shouldn't.
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#1170 [07:35] <mib_4rgm61> Hi, downloaded some mod on my computer and now cannot play minecraft. Log in and then see Mojan quick quick and becomes white screen.
#1171 [07:35] <GrimMMCL> i dont get i have 2.00 GB of ram i have a dual core processor 3.01 and i have a good graphics card i
#1172 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_4rgm61 - Go to your .minecraft folder, delete the bin folder and restart minecraft
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#1174 [07:45] <kingkong> Hi, having a problem...just got new computer... running windows7... try to log onto minecraft and get error message: 500 internal server error ngix/0.7.67... how do i solve this
#1175 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> kingkong - Where do you see this?
#1176 [07:47] <kingkong> i type in username and password and a blank screen with this error message comes up and replaces minecraft window
#1177 [07:48] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, could be the website being overloaded again. Try a different computer?
#1178 [07:49] <kingkong> Thanks
#1179 [07:51] <GrimMMCL> the game keeps saying not responding
#1180 [07:51] <GreyVulpine> GrimMMCL - Then that's something to do with java on your computer
#1181 [07:53] <GrimMMCL> ok well i dont get i uninstall and Reinstall java 6
#1182 [07:54] <GrimMMCL> i have been working on this for hrs
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#1185 [07:58] <GrimMMCL> do u have the right link for java 6 for windows 7 32 bit
#1186 [07:59] <GreyVulpine> :j
#1187 [07:59] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1188 [08:00] <GrimMMCL> witch one do i pick
#1189 [08:01] <chrisk> testing...
#1190 [08:01] <chrisk> am I here?
#1191 [08:01] <TheNoodle> maybe.
#1192 [08:01] <GreyVulpine> Grim_Reaper - Windows, x86
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#1195 [08:08] <GrimMMCL> so theres on that can help me
#1196 [08:09] <GrimMMCL> so there no one that can help me
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#1198 [08:12] <GrimMMCL> what help this was
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#1213 [08:41] <GrimMMCL> can someone help me i need to get the right java
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#1215 [08:44] <TheNoodle> :j
#1216 [08:44] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1217 [08:44] <alex5776> need help
#1218 [08:44] <TheNoodle> Sorry, I need to go :p
#1219 [08:50] <GrimMMCL> that didnt help
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#1221 [08:54] <mib_fqjxt6> Someone who can help me, I can not start Minecraft it says "Could not find the Java machine"
#1222 [08:54] <mib_fqjxt6> Someone who can help me, I can not start Minecraft it says "Could not find the Java machine"
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#1224 [08:55] <GrimMMCL> i dont think anyone can help or know how \
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#1234 [09:36] <jlackey> hello?
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#1237 [09:45] <GrimMMCL> i need help with stoping the lag and finding out why my java doesnt work right
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#1239 [09:50] <blaphmat> hello
#1240 [09:51] <clarjon1> GrimMMCL: what are your comp specs?
#1241 [09:51] <blaphmat> How do i fix my minecraft load it keeps freezing whenever it loads?
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#1243 [09:52] <Jam505> My minecraft keeps not loading.
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#1245 [09:52] <Jam505> Can you
#1246 [09:52] <Jam505> help
#1247 [09:53] <blaphmat> ik mine 2
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#1249 [09:53] <blaphmat> all it shows it the mojang logo then freezes
#1250 [09:53] <Jam505> I tryed taking out the minecraft folder but it wont load all the reasources and it freezes
#1251 [09:53] <Jam505> black screen
#1252 [09:54] <blaphmat> i took out the jin.jar file and still not loads
#1253 [09:54] <Jam505> i took out the whole minecraft folder
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#1256 [09:55] <blaphmat> me 2/o
#1257 [09:55] <kermi> I just bought Minecraft and I'm experiencing a flashing ground. It changes from different shades of red and green, and sometimes tan. Is this a problem with the game or my computer?
#1258 [09:56] <kermi> Anybody else having this problem?
#1259 [09:56] <Jam505> nop
#1260 [09:56] <blaphmat> nope
#1261 [09:56] <Jam505> i have had minecraft for a long while
#1262 [09:56] <Jam505> never messed up like this without mods
#1263 [09:56] <kermi> I just updated the game, I have no idea why this is happening
#1264 [09:57] <GrimMMCL> so can anyone help me out
#1265 [09:57] <kermi> I'm not using any mods.
#1266 [09:57] <metalmonkey17> paid for minecraft, ran the game, then froze the PC. Restart the PC, Kaspersky INternet Security 2011 and Windows Spyware are diabled. re installed Kaspersky and got Windows turned back on but now Minecraft wont run!! Anyone got any ideas. BTW, Kaspersky has minecraft prviledges enabled
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#1268 [09:58] <kermi> GrimMMCL - What's your problem with Minecrafr?
#1269 [09:58] <Jam505> The game wont load
#1270 [09:58] <Jam505> and I have no mods
#1271 [09:58] <kermi> Is your Minecraft updated?
#1272 [09:58] <GrimMMCL> well it keeps laging and some one told me that is my java
#1273 [09:59] <Jam505> yes
#1274 [09:59] <Jam505> 1.0.0
#1275 [09:59] <kermi> GrimMMCL - Is your Java updated to the latest?>
#1276 [09:59] <Jam505> I have a mac
#1277 [10:00] <Jam505> does that require java updation
#1278 [10:00] <kermi> Jam505 - Might be...
#1279 [10:00] <GrimMMCL> yes but it keeps saying not rsponding
#1280 [10:00] <Jam505> um
#1281 [10:01] <GrimMMCL> i have been working on fixing this shit for hrs
#1282 [10:01] <Jam505> lets me try updating
#1283 [10:01] <Jam505> how do i update
#1284 [10:01] <kermi> Where can I find the number to call Minecrfat Customer Support? I can't find it anywhere on Minecraft.net
#1285 [10:02] <GreyVulpine> There is none
#1286 [10:02] <kermi> ...can I email them?
#1287 [10:03] <Jam505> how do you update the java
#1288 [10:03] <GreyVulpine> What kind of help are you looking for? Mojang is off for the holidays so you may need to wait until afterwards for a reply
#1289 [10:03] <GreyVulpine> If it's a technical problem, perhaps we can help
#1290 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Jam505 - Define, "Won't load"
#1291 [10:04] <kermi> GreyVulpine - Do you know how to fix this flashing ground in Minecraft?
#1292 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Flashing ground?
#1293 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#1294 [10:04] <GrimMMCL> wow now its working wtf i did nothing
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#1296 [10:04] <kermi> Is there anyway I can send you a picture of it?
#1297 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> upload a picture to imgur.com and give us a screenshot?
#1298 [10:05] <kermi> Yeah
#1299 [10:06] <kermi> Is there a specific profile I need to upload it too?
#1300 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> No
#1301 [10:10] <kermi> Okay, I took the pics hold on
#1302 [10:12] <blaphmat> OMFG!!! I just deleted all of my saves anyone know hot to fix!!!!
#1303 [10:12] <GreyVulpine> There is no way to get saves back after you delete them
#1304 [10:13] <blaphmat> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
#1305 [10:13] <blaphmat> So now i have to remake all of my houses again?
#1306 [10:13] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1307 [10:13] <kermi> GreyVulpine - I took some pcitures of where it occurs the most. Uploading them all now.
#1308 [10:13] <blaphmat> ok i have the blue prints right here!
#1309 [10:17] <kermi> They finished: http://imgur.com/VGtN6,7rm1q,E88pf,6ryRg,4hssO,vDneM#0
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#1313 [10:17] <frogaincia> hello
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#1316 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> kermi - That looks like a OS-specific video setting. You may want to try turning down some stuff in there
#1317 [10:18] <frogaincia> how do i solve "end of stream"
#1318 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Check your firewall
#1319 [10:18] <frogaincia> turn it off?
#1320 [10:18] <kermi> GreyVulpine - How do I do that?
#1321 [10:19] <frogaincia> i could play bevore
#1322 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> kermi - I don't know what video card you have, much less what video settings are involved.
#1323 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Try other servers, if they work, it's not you
#1324 [10:19] <frogaincia> they dont work so turn firewall off?
#1325 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1326 [10:19] <frogaincia> kay
#1327 [10:19] <kermi> So it has something to do with my vidoe-card? Do I need to update it?
#1328 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> kermi - I'm betting it's some setting on your operating system's video that causing that
#1329 [10:21] <GreyVulpine> I think I've seen this before
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#1331 [10:21] <xXJonteXx> Hello?
#1332 [10:21] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1333 [10:22] <frogaincia> ive turned my firewall off, now i get connection refused...
#1334 [10:22] <xXJonteXx> I need helps
#1335 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> xXJonteXx - With?
#1336 [10:22] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Wasn't it AntiaAliasing or something along these lines which cause flashy screens?
#1337 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - I don't remember
#1338 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Connection refused means either the server is down, or your firewall is blocking the connection
#1339 [10:22] <frogaincia> how can i solve connection refused?
#1340 [10:22] <xXJonteXx> My friend darktoad11 (i think is IGN name is..) has been doing some information that he didnt mean to do... And he needs to cancel, or something like that. If he can just call you?
#1341 [10:22] <frogaincia> oh
#1342 [10:23] <kermi> GreyVulpine - It seems to occur the most when I open/close doors or dig.
#1343 [10:23] <frogaincia> now im back at end of stream
#1344 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> We're not Mojang. We're community run support. Mojang also does not have a support number
#1345 [10:24] <xXJonteXx> So. How do i get help?
#1346 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> xXJonteXx - I don't quite understand what you need
#1347 [10:24] <xXJonteXx> ok so basicly:
#1348 [10:25] <frogaincia> how do i solve "end off stream" now my firewall is off?
#1349 [10:25] <xXJonteXx> He put in some numbers, like from a visa card.. You with me there?
#1350 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Try going to the server: mc.minecraftirc.net
#1351 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> xXJonteXx - Yes.?
#1352 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - If that server works, it's not you
#1353 [10:25] <xXJonteXx> in the Premium section to buy premium..
#1354 [10:25] <GreyVulpine> RIght?
#1355 [10:26] <kermi> What can Rotten Flesh and Bones be used for?
#1356 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> So he bought minecraft, but now wants a refund?
#1357 [10:26] <xXJonteXx> And, his dads old work 8-9 years ago, he put thoose in. And it worked! So he needs to cancel it somehow...
#1358 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Food, and bone meal
#1359 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Check the wiki: minecraftwiki.net
#1360 [10:26] <kermi> Can you cook rotten flesh? I don't want to get poisoned
#1361 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> kermi - You cannot
#1362 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> xXJonteXx - Mojang does not do refunds
#1363 [10:26] <frogaincia> ok, so its the server. how can i send a message to an admin from outside the server?
#1364 [10:27] <xXJonteXx> OK.. Here:: He entered the wrong visa card number!!! That's what i mean...!
#1365 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> Refund policy can be fuond at minecraft.net/support, under payment -> refund
#1366 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> found, even
#1367 [10:28] <frogaincia> how can i send a message to an admin from outside the server?
#1368 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Only if you know their phone number, email address, website, or forum where they advertise their server
#1369 [10:28] <frogaincia> kay
#1370 [10:29] <frogaincia> thx
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#1372 [10:31] <xXJonteXx> GreyVulpine...
#1373 [10:32] <GreyVulpine> As I've told you, Mojang does not offer refunds
#1374 [10:32] <xXJonteXx> nononono thats not what i mean
#1375 [10:32] <xXJonteXx> Heres the truth:
#1376 [10:32] <xXJonteXx> I just found out
#1377 [10:33] <kermi> Would a screen recorder interfier with Minecraft? Causing the flashing ground?
#1378 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> kermi - It could, yes
#1379 [10:33] <xXJonteXx> He downloaded a random generator (card generator) and he got a code, he changed some numbers in it... And he put it in, it worked..:!
#1380 [10:33] <xXJonteXx> And now he feels really bad about it
#1381 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> xXJonteXx - Then that's his problem
#1382 [10:33] <xXJonteXx> Wow u read fast
#1383 [10:34] <xXJonteXx> So theres nothing you or me can do==
#1384 [10:34] <xXJonteXx> ??
#1385 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> There's nothing we, nor Mojang can do about it
#1386 [10:34] <Morrolan> I suggest he just buys another account then, xXJonteXx. :)
#1387 [10:34] <xXJonteXx> Hes coming in now
#1388 [10:34] <xXJonteXx> Ok =)
#1389 [10:35] <kermi> Endermans sound weird when the die...
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#1391 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> If it's a stolen credit card, you can be sure the bannk that does it, will reverse the charge on their own when they find out.
#1392 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> There's nothing your friend needs to do
#1393 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> There's also nothing that we, nor Mojang can do about stolen credit cards being used in purchasing minecraft accounts
#1394 [10:35] <darkload420> i am the 1 who enterd wrong crad infoi
#1395 [10:36] <Morrolan> Oh, card generator as in credit card number generator? And I thought that we were talking about a giftcode generator.
#1396 [10:36] <darkload420> u are talking to my friend
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#1398 [10:36] <xXJonteXx> Nonono Credit card generator
#1399 [10:36] <darkload420> i did use a crad genberator
#1400 [10:36] <darkload420> but not that 1
#1401 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Like I said, there's nothing you can do about it. The credit card number that your friend used will tie into the bank that issued the number. They'll find out and reverse the charge on it.
#1402 [10:37] <darkload420> ye i am the 1 who use the wrong card info
#1403 [10:37] <xXJonteXx> It's fine then?
#1404 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Just be aware that what your friend did, is a crime. I think that should be a bigger concern than reversing the chage.
#1405 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> charge, even
#1406 [10:37] <darkload420> i am in the room
#1407 [10:38] <xXJonteXx> It's darkload420 (My friend)
#1408 [10:38] <darkload420> Greyvulpine
#1409 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1410 [10:39] <darkload420> i was the 1 who put wrong card info in
#1411 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> I understand that.
#1412 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> o.o
#1413 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> Like I said, there's nothing you can do about it. The credit card number that you used will tie back into the bank that issued the number. They'll find out and reverse the charge on it on their own.
#1414 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Thanks so much for ur help GreyVulpine
#1415 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> .....
#1416 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Thanks for the hepl
#1417 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Thanks for the help
#1418 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Bye!
#1419 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Bye!
#1420 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Oops =)
#1421 [10:41] <xXJonteXx> Oops =)
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#1424 [10:46] <kermi> Holey crap, I just saw an enderman right outside of my housem WHAT SHOULD I DO?
#1425 [10:46] <Morrolan> Don't look at him. ;)
#1426 [10:46] <Morrolan> Do not panic! Release your seatbelts and move calmly to the escape pods! This is not a, euh
#1427 [10:47] <kermi> Swords almost broke, and I'm afraid he'll teleport into my house while I'm crafting. ITS DAY! SHOULDNT HE BE DEAD
#1428 [10:47] <Morrolan> Pour some water onto him. :)
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#1430 [10:48] <kermi> If I change it to peaceful, then back to easy, would he be gone?
#1431 [10:48] <Morrolan> I suppose so.
#1432 [10:48] <Morrolan> Only one way to find out. :)
#1433 [10:48] <kermi> Wish me luck...[I'm terrified]...
#1434 [10:49] <kermi> I knew I should have build my house on top of a cave...
#1435 [10:50] <kermi> I...I think it worked! YAY!
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#1437 [10:53] <Kraeuterbutter> Hi.
#1438 [10:53] <kermi> Can Creepers open doors?
#1439 [10:53] <Kraeuterbutter> No
#1440 [10:53] <Kraeuterbutter> I dont think so
#1441 [10:53] <kermi> GOOD! Now to use some TNT!
#1442 [10:53] <Kraeuterbutter> Then were doors useless :D
#1443 [10:53] <clarjon1> pressure plates can
#1444 [10:53] <geraldbrent> If there is a pressure plate they can
#1445 [10:53] <clarjon1> geraldbrent: ninja'd :D
#1446 [10:53] <geraldbrent> Damnit
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#1448 [10:55] <Kraeuterbutter> Ive got a question: if i download the minecraft server (like the browser game), how my classmates can use this server without paying the 19.95€?
#1449 [10:55] <Calinou> no they can't, kermi
#1450 [10:55] <Kraeuterbutter> (sry but my english isnt very well)
#1451 [10:55] <Calinou> however they can trigger pressure plates of both types
#1452 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> Kraeuterbutter - They cannot. They'll need to purchase minecraft as well
#1453 [10:56] <Kraeuterbutter> oh shit.
#1454 [10:56] <clarjon1> Unless it's minecraft classic.
#1455 [10:56] <clarjon1> which is only placing/destroying blocks
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#1457 [10:57] <kermi> How do I activate TNT
#1458 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> Redstone or fire
#1459 [10:57] <buddy1018> hello can i ask my ?
#1460 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - yes you can.
#1461 [10:58] <buddy1018> i was hear one time about the driver card thing i am heere about that what do i do?
#1462 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - What operating system are you on?
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#1464 [10:59] <buddy1018> HP
#1465 [10:59] <kermi> Do I need a trail of gunpowder?
#1466 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> That's a computer manufacturer.
#1467 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> kermi - No, you'll need a redstone wire
#1468 [10:59] <geraldbrent> Example: Vista, 7, XP
#1469 [10:59] <kermi> DARN! Don't have any redstone
#1470 [11:00] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Are you on Windows? Mac? Linux?
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#1472 [11:00] <buddy1018> windows
#1473 [11:00] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - What version of windows? XP? Vista? 7?
#1474 [11:01] <buddy1018> i had to run something and out it in pastebin last time i think?
#1475 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Do you still have that link?
#1476 [11:01] <buddy1018> no and it is windows
#1477 [11:02] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Alright. Look in your lower left corner. Do you see a start button, or a round circle?
#1478 [11:03] <buddy1018> not round like a rectangle
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#1480 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> Does it say "Start" on it?
#1481 [11:04] <buddy1018> tyes
#1482 [11:04] <buddy1018> yes
#1483 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> Then you're running Windows XP.
#1484 [11:04] <buddy1018> ti didn't know
#1485 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, press the "Run" command. There, put in: dxdiag
#1486 [11:05] <buddy1018> i am used to minecraft have to press t
#1487 [11:05] <buddy1018> ok? i did tht
#1488 [11:05] <kermi> Two Questions: How do I connect to like a Survival Server
#1489 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Go the directx diagnostic console open?
#1490 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> kermi - You'll need to find a multiplayer server address
#1491 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Try one of these sites:
#1492 [11:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> kermi smp/servers
#1493 [11:05] <VoxelHead> kermi: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1494 [11:06] <VoxelHead> kermi: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1495 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Go the directx diagnostic console open?
#1496 [11:06] <kermi> Two: Where is iron usually found at?
#1497 [11:06] <buddy1018> huh
#1498 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Underground.
#1499 [11:06] <buddy1018> im on tool
#1500 [11:07] <buddy1018> directx diagnostic tool
#1501 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Do you see a button labeled, "Save all information" in the lower right?
#1502 [11:08] <buddy1018> yes
#1503 [11:08] <buddy1018> put tht in pastebin right
#1504 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Press that, save it on your desktop. Open the file afterwards, copy everything inside. Paste it at www.pastebin.com
#1505 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> give us URL
#1506 [11:09] <Kraeuterbutter> I know i and my classmates must buy a license for the original. But if we use the browser-game-download, its free, isnt it?
#1507 [11:09] <buddy1018> C:\Documents and Settings\Alphaprotocol13.BRANDON\Desktop\DxDiag.txt
#1508 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> Kraeuterbutter - The download client is not free. The outdated classic at minecraft.net is free.
#1509 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - That doesn't do us any good.
#1510 [11:10] <buddy1018> sorry
#1511 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Open that file. Copy everything inside. Paste the contents of that file to pastebin.com
#1512 [11:10] <buddy1018> ok
#1513 [11:11] <buddy1018> here http://pastebin.com/sKWnhAZL
#1514 [11:12] <buddy1018> this takes a while right
#1515 [11:12] <Kraeuterbutter> GreyVulpine - so where is a step-by-step to do a server thats free and everybody of my class can enter the server?
#1516 [11:12] <buddy1018> i can go get a snack
#1517 [11:13] <Kraeuterbutter> 2. how can i enter free servers without buying a license?
#1518 [11:13] <Kraeuterbutter> (the best were entering an ip)
#1519 [11:13] <GreyVulpine> Kraeuterbutter - There is none
#1520 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Download and install this: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
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#1523 [11:17] <dylanbarberdude> Fun Fact: Portal Gun mod is not compatible with the Technic Pack.
#1524 [11:18] <Morrolan> Obvious, isn't it? After all an iPod isn't compatible with a Commodore 64 either. ;)
#1525 [11:18] <kermi> GreyVulpine: Okay, I asked my Dad about the videocard stuff and he said they we're updated to the most recent update. I've turned off my screen recorder and re-started Minecraft. It still has the flashing ground. I had a cracked copy before, but I got rid of it and actually bought it. Would that have caused the flashing ground?
#1526 [11:19] <dylanbarberdude> I watched the tralier for minecraft on kinect. FUNNY!
#1527 [11:19] <kermi> Would the cracked copy caused the flashing ground?
#1528 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> kermi - You may want to do a force update in the client.
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#1530 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> Cracked copies can and do contain modified minecraft files that would be different from the original
#1531 [11:19] <kermi> GreyVulpine: How do I do that?
#1532 [11:19] <dylanbarberdude> omg he is a cracked user!
#1533 [11:20] <buddy1018> GreyVulpine: do i get the full software suite
#1534 [11:20] <dylanbarberdude> Don't help him!
#1535 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Yes
#1536 [11:20] <kermi> dylanbarberdude: I got rid of it and actually bought it.
#1537 [11:20] <buddy1018> ok
#1538 [11:20] <Morrolan> kermi: In the launcher, go on "Options" then "force update"
#1539 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Download the client from minecraft.net/download, run it, and ^
#1540 [11:20] <buddy1018> do i run it
#1541 [11:20] <Morrolan> Afterwards just star the game again. :)
#1542 [11:20] <kermi> dylanbarberdude: It was a crappy copy anyway,
#1543 [11:20] <dylanbarberdude> !paid kermi
#1544 [11:20] <dylanbarberdude> Sorry
#1545 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> buddy1018 - Yes
#1546 [11:21] <buddy1018> ty
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#1548 [11:22] <kermi> GreyVulpine: Wait...options on Minecraft or right click on the Minecraft Icon options force Update
#1549 [11:22] <dylanbarberdude> Anyone watch the trailer for Minecraft on X-Box 360 yet? It's hell funny!
#1550 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Launch minecraft, before logging in, go to Options. Do "Force Update", then log in as normal
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#1552 [11:23] <kermi> Force Updating now...
#1553 [11:23] <kermi> Can I have a link to that trailer?
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#1555 [11:24] <dylanbarberdude> just search minecaft xbox trailer
#1556 [11:24] <bellows> when i try to login it says that my acccount is not premium do i have to have a premium account
#1557 [11:25] <dylanbarberdude> obisly not...
#1558 [11:25] <Morrolan> Yes you do, bellows.
#1559 [11:25] <Morrolan> In order to play the current version of Minecraft you need to buy it.
#1560 [11:25] <dylanbarberdude> !paid bellows
#1561 [11:25] <Morrolan> Currently there are two free versions. The outdated Minecraft classic and the demo of MInecraft.
#1562 [11:25] <dylanbarberdude> as i said
#1563 [11:25] <bellows> i have paid
#1564 [11:25] <Morrolan> dylanbarberdude: Mind you that their IRC nick is not always their Minecraft nick.
#1565 [11:26] <Morrolan> bellows: Ah, when was that? :)
#1566 [11:26] <bellows> just now about 5 minutes ago
#1567 [11:26] <Morrolan> ??> bellows payment
#1568 [11:26] * Regretfulone [Regretfulone@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1569 [11:26] <VoxelHead> bellows: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1570 [11:26] <VoxelHead> bellows: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#1571 [11:26] <Morrolan> In other words, it can take up to three working days for your payment to get processed.
#1572 [11:27] <Morrolan> As long as you did not get any error while paying changes are good that you'll just have to wait a bit.
#1573 [11:27] <Regretfulone> Hi guys. So I set up a server yesterday and everything has been running fine. I found out about a mod for the server called bukkit. I tried following their instructions but to no avail it didn't work
#1574 [11:27] <bellows> ohh but it took me to where i logn in at and i tried to login and it sed account not premium
#1575 [11:28] <Morrolan> bellows: Yes, it can take some time to process your payment, don't worry. :)
#1576 [11:28] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: You might want to ask in #bukkit for support with Bukkit.
#1577 [11:28] <Regretfulone> oh thank you :)
#1578 [11:28] <Morrolan> Also, there is a guide on their wiki wiki.bukkit.org which isn't too complicated I htink.
#1579 [11:28] <bellows> ohh okk thank you for your help abput how long do you think it will take?
#1580 [11:28] <Morrolan> think*
#1581 [11:29] <Morrolan> bellows: If you're lucky it'll be done in a few hours. If it still doesn't work in two days AND your credit card / PayPal acc got charged the money you'll have to contact Mojang.
#1582 [11:29] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: tried that and followed their instructions but the mac documents seem to be broken :/
#1583 [11:29] <dylanbarberdude> when i paid it was instant, literaly. i already had the lancher up with login i pressed comform payment then i pressed login and tada premium
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#1585 [11:29] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: Ah, I see. In this case it's best you ask in their channel. Good luck.
#1586 [11:29] <bellows> ok thanks again
#1587 [11:29] <Regretfulone> thanks
#1588 [11:29] <Morrolan> Actually, I might know the reason, Regretfulone. Let me check the guide.
#1589 [11:29] <Regretfulone> okay thanks
#1590 [11:30] <kermi> OK, I did force Update but how do I know when it's finished?
#1591 [11:30] <Morrolan> Ah, no, that guide does tell you to rename the file so that should be fine, Regretfulone. Sorry but you'll have to ask in #bukkit nevertheless. ^^
#1592 [11:30] <Morrolan> kermi: Just close the options menu now and log into the game as usual.
#1593 [11:30] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: yeah thanks that is what I am doing
#1594 [11:31] <Morrolan> Very well.
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#1597 [11:32] <helpmenao> My minecraft wont load properly
#1598 [11:32] <helpmenao> when i log in there is a black screen
#1599 [11:32] <helpmenao> can you help
#1600 [11:32] <Morrolan> Did you install any mods? And did it ever work before?
#1601 [11:33] <helpmenao> It did work before and i did not install any mods
#1602 [11:33] <Morrolan> I suggest you try to force an update then. Start the launcher and before loging in go on "options" -> "force update". Then log in as usual.
#1603 [11:33] <helpmenao> I did that
#1604 [11:34] <helpmenao> it is not loading the resources file and other files
#1605 [11:34] <helpmenao> it only load the bin and last login
#1606 [11:34] <Morrolan> Oh, are you using Avira by any chance?
#1607 [11:34] <helpmenao> I am on a mac and what is Avira
#1608 [11:34] <Morrolan> Avira would be an antivirus software, but since you're on a mac that won't be the case.
#1609 [11:35] <Morrolan> It seems pretty strange to me that it suddendly stopped working. Did you update your Mac or change anything else?
#1610 [11:35] <bellows> if i just want the older version do i have to have a premium account?
#1611 [11:36] <helpmenao> no i did not update my mac
#1612 [11:36] <ReverseOyster6> Jars are in zip format.
#1613 [11:36] <Morrolan> bellows: Mojang doesn't offer old versions, but there is a mod to downgrade your version. But you'll still need a premium account for this, yea.
#1614 [11:36] <clarjon1> bellows: older version?
#1615 [11:36] <Morrolan> ReverseOyster6: Thanks for this helpful insight. :P
#1616 [11:36] <helpmenao> no the jars are not in zip format
#1617 [11:37] <clarjon1> helpmenao: yes they are
#1618 [11:37] <Morrolan> They are, you can unzip them and get compiled java code.
#1619 [11:37] <bellows> so i need a premium account for any of the versions
#1620 [11:37] <Morrolan> There is a very outdated version, Minecraft classic, which doesn't have crafting mobs and many other things which are free, bellows.
#1621 [11:37] <Morrolan> Which is free*
#1622 [11:37] <clarjon1> Fun fact: Word's DocX format, and openoffice's document format are zip files as well :)
#1623 [11:37] <Morrolan> ??> helpmenao mac/hosts
#1624 [11:37] <VoxelHead> helpmenao: (mac/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1625 [11:37] <VoxelHead> helpmenao: (mac/hosts) From the finder toolbar, search for the following item: "/private/etc/hosts". Open that file in the text editor, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1626 [11:37] <bellows> well do you know how much the premium cost
#1627 [11:38] <ReverseOyster6> digix has a special minecraft lancher which you can download multible versions of minecraft, EVEN THE 0.30 SURVIVAL TEST!
#1628 [11:38] <Morrolan> Actually, nevermind waht VoxelHead said, helpmenao.
#1629 [11:38] <helpmenao> k
#1630 [11:38] * langkid1 noms Morrolan
#1630 [11:38] <Morrolan> ReverseOyster6: Yea, there's a tool for this as well. And lastly Spoutcraft offers it too I think.
#1631 [11:38] <bellows> how much does the premium cost??
#1632 [11:38] <Morrolan> bellows: It's 20€ now.
#1633 [11:39] <langkid1> depends on where you LIVE
#1634 [11:39] <langkid1> and your currency
#1635 [11:39] <langkid1> about $26 I think in USA
#1636 [11:39] <Morrolan> You sure, langkid1? That would be quite a favourable exchange rate.
#1637 [11:39] <langkid1> idk idk idk
#1638 [11:39] <ReverseOyster6> no it downloads vinnala meta-inf jars which you can mod sepretly
#1639 [11:39] <Morrolan> Actually, nevermind, you're right.
#1640 [11:39] <Morrolan> € is pretty down at the moment.
#1641 [11:39] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: hey bukkit isn't very active or helpful atm quick question.
#1642 [11:39] <langkid1> it's $26.95
#1643 [11:39] <bellows> is te gme and the premium a different payment or together
#1644 [11:40] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: Heh, #bukkit is always annoying to get support, true.
#1645 [11:40] <bellows> the**
#1646 [11:40] <Morrolan> bellows: A premium account is nothing but the game, so it's the same.
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#1648 [11:40] <bellows> well then i already paid
#1649 [11:40] <Morrolan> helpmenao: I suggest you stick around some more, maybe someone else has an idea.
#1650 [11:40] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: I am just curious. do the minecraft_server.jar file and the craftbukkit.jar file need to be in the same folder? and it says that the startup document should call the craftbukkit.jar file
#1651 [11:41] <Morrolan> You don't need the minecraft_server.jar if you use craftbukkit, Regretfulone.
#1652 [11:41] <helpmenao> I cant find the private ect host
#1653 [11:41] <Morrolan> helpmenao: Yea, nevermind that, this wouldn't cause your issue, sorry about that.
#1654 [11:41] <Morrolan> helpmenao: I suggest you stick around some more, maybe somenoe else has a clue.
#1655 [11:41] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: okay that answers the question :) and if I wanted to save the world from my server that i was running already do i just put the world folder into the new folder
#1656 [11:41] <helpmenao> :/
#1657 [11:41] <Morrolan> Exactly.
#1658 [11:42] <Morrolan> bellows: Didn't I already tell you that it can take several days for the payment to get processed?
#1659 [11:42] <bellows> so when i login i just use the account info. i have at the website
#1660 [11:42] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: Out of curiosity, what is the error you get?
#1661 [11:42] <Morrolan> bellows: Exactly.
#1662 [11:42] <Regretfulone> with the documentation?
#1663 [11:43] <bellows> ohh okk sorry im a little blonde lol jk jk
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#1665 [11:43] <Regretfulone> it says there is a character out of place and it will terminate. you can tell the document is off too because the wording at the top is all messed up
#1666 [11:43] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: Yea, with that script you have to create.
#1667 [11:43] <Morrolan> Oh, hmm.
#1668 [11:43] <MagicLantern> What is the room for help with mods again?
#1669 [11:43] <Regretfulone> it is the Mac OS X CraftBukkit Setup.command file
#1670 [11:44] <kermi> How can I keep soil from drying out? Can I use Water?
#1671 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Yes, you'll need to have water near the tilled soil
#1672 [11:44] <Morrolan> Regretfulone: Could you paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com ?
#1673 [11:44] <Babby_Brouno> Ello ittle Babbys!
#1674 [11:44] <kermi> Ok! Thanks for all your help!
#1675 [11:45] <Morrolan> kermi: For completness' sake, the water block has to be fou...
#1676 [11:45] <Morrolan> okok, I get it.
#1677 [11:45] <Regretfulone> yeah actually you know what i was wrong its the file that generates from it. it is their startup.command file
#1678 [11:45] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: http://pastebin.com/rVexHH9n
#1679 [11:46] <MagicLantern> I like being nomadic in minecraft. Now I just build mini homes, if I need
#1680 [11:46] <MagicLantern> and wander all day
#1681 [11:46] <MagicLantern> It's a fun experiance if you've never tried it
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#1683 [11:47] <Morrolan> Now... what on earth is this script doing. No matter what you chose, it always does the same thing.
#1684 [11:47] <MagicLantern> May anyone direct me to the room for help with mods please?
#1685 [11:48] <Regretfulone> yeah I have no idea. thats the script that their files generated
#1686 [11:48] <Kraeuterbutter> Bye bye i wish everybody sweet minecraftdreams :D
#1687 [11:48] <Regretfulone> I feel like i would be fine with just a normal startup command and it would all work
#1688 [11:49] <Morrolan> Yea, try to simply launch it with "java -Xincgc -Xmx1024M -jar CraftBukkit.jar" for once.
#1689 [11:50] <Regretfulone> Unable to access jarfile CraftBukkit.jar
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#1691 [11:51] <Regretfulone> did i forget something?
#1692 [11:51] <Morrolan> Did you execute this command in the same folder CraftBukkit.jar is?
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#1694 [11:51] <Morrolan> Also, is your file called CraftBukkit.jar ?
#1695 [11:52] <Morrolan> Might be case-sensitive, mind you.
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#1697 [11:52] <MagicLantern> Can anyone help me with forge api?
#1698 [11:52] <Regretfulone> nah i figured it out. something about putting /bin/bash and some other stuff before it
#1699 [11:53] <MagicLantern> It's crashing my minecraft upon startup
#1700 [11:53] <Morrolan> MagicLantern: Forge API? Never heard of.
#1701 [11:53] <Morrolan> MagicLantern: Ok. ^^
#1702 [11:53] <Regretfulone> i tried it it started up and everything so I just need to test to make sure our world is still there
#1703 [11:53] <MagicLantern> It's needed for many mods
#1704 [11:53] <Morrolan> MagicLantern: You might want to ask in #risucraft then, they might know more.
#1705 [11:53] <MagicLantern> ah, thank you friend.
#1706 [11:54] <Morrolan> We could only tell you how to get a clean installation again.
#1707 [11:54] <Morrolan> Sure thing, and good luck with #risucraft
#1708 [11:54] <MagicLantern> Many cheers to you folks
#1709 [11:54] <MagicLantern> Many cheers to you folks
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#1711 [11:54] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: it is up and working fine :) thank you for your help! now its time to learn what plugins would be helpful haha
#1712 [11:55] <Morrolan> Sure thing, Regretfulone. If you plan on making a public server then WorldEdit + WorldGuard for area protection will be helpful.
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#1714 [11:55] <Morrolan> Also, a logging plugin like HawkEye or LogBlock to be able to roll back griefers.
#1715 [11:55] <Regretfulone> I was just looking into anti-greifing tools
#1716 [11:56] <Regretfulone> are those two seperate names for the plugins?
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#1718 [11:56] <Regretfulone> the worldedit + worldguard
#1719 [11:57] <ty> every time i create a new world it is deleted when i get to the title page
#1720 [12:03] <Morrolan> Yea, WorldEdit is a world-editing plugin, WorldGuard a protection plugin.
#1721 [12:03] <Morrolan> WorldGuard requires WorldEdit though.
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#1723 [12:03] <Morrolan> If you're looking for antigriefing plugins then you definitely want WorldGuard + and a logging plugin.
#1724 [12:11] <ty> would world guard keep my worlds from missing
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#1726 [12:13] <Regretfulone> yeah I added world edit and worldguard
#1727 [12:13] <Regretfulone> do i need to do something special to activate the plugins?
#1728 [12:14] <Regretfulone> i put both folders in the plugins folder, and when I tried doing a simple command it wasn't recognized. I restarted the server too
#1729 [12:14] <ty> how do i get world guard
#1730 [12:15] <Regretfulone> ty go to bukkit.org and go to the plugin page
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#1732 [12:15] <Regretfulone> search worldguard and then download and place in your plugins folder
#1733 [12:15] <xarcus> tried downloading minecraft. wont work
#1734 [12:16] <ty> thanks
#1735 [12:16] <Regretfulone> np
#1736 [12:16] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: do you have a suggestion for a logging plugin?
#1737 [12:17] <Morrolan> Well, the authors of the three big ones, BigBrother, LogBlock and HawkEye are working together to create a new one at the moment. If that one's already finished I'd go for that one. If not I'd go for HawkEye.
#1738 [12:18] <Morrolan> The new one is called "Guardian"
#1739 [12:18] <Morrolan> http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/wip-guardian-the-final-replacement-for-bb-logblock-and-hawkeye.33907/
#1740 [12:18] <Morrolan> I suggest you keep an eye on that. IN the meantime you could use HawkEye.
#1741 [12:19] <xarcus> I CANT DOWNLOAD MINECRAFT USING THE WINDOWS LINK THEY GIVE ON SITE
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#1743 [12:22] <Regretfulone> Morrolan: alright cool i will and did you see my question up a little further? I can't seem to use any of the calls for the plugins. do i need to do somethign special to activate them?
#1744 [12:24] <Morrolan> Uh, do you get any errors in the console? Also, are you op?
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#1746 [12:24] <Morrolan> Oh, one last thing, I strongly suggest you get yourself a permissions management plugin like bPermissions , it'll have some advantages over the simple op/not op thing
#1747 [12:26] <Regretfulone> yes I am op i made sure of that haha
#1748 [12:26] <Regretfulone> and no i don't see any errors in the console
#1749 [12:31] <Regretfulone> 2011-12-30 12:05:45 [INFO] Server permissions file permissions.yml is empty, ignoring it could this be why it isn't working?
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#1753 [12:33] <CayceH> does anybody know some sort of channel where i can get help with Xcode i don't know where i would go
#1754 [12:34] <CayceH> #apple
#1755 [12:35] <Regretfulone> not sure this is the right chat for xcode help but what seems to be the issue. I have used it so i may be of minimal help
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#1757 [12:36] <Hellje> Hey there!
#1758 [12:37] <CayceH> ok i know it is the wrong channel but it is where i am receiving help
#1759 [12:37] <skippydippy> hi guys how can i play multiplayer(i bought the game)
#1760 [12:37] <CayceH> lol
#1761 [12:37] <CayceH> what do you mean?
#1762 [12:38] <Regretfulone> skippydippy: you need to join a server
#1763 [12:38] <Hellje> ... you press the multiplayer button o_o
#1764 [12:38] <Hellje> Anyway, someone here who have a knowleged from the Mac OS + Minecraft
#1765 [12:38] <skippydippy> but dont happen anything i can't join any server
#1766 [12:38] <CayceH> yes
#1767 [12:38] <CayceH> i do
#1768 [12:38] <CayceH> i play and run mine craft servers and client on mac
#1769 [12:39] <Regretfulone> skippydippy: you need to obtain the address of the server and the server needs to be online
#1770 [12:39] <Regretfulone> same
#1771 [12:39] <Hellje> So well, a friend of mine just bought the game today, but she isn't able to start it, no matter what we try, we also try everything from the FAQ list. I have a Windows PC so i can't really help here
#1772 [12:40] <CayceH> make sure she has java
#1773 [12:40] <Hellje> we already did
#1774 [12:40] <CayceH> for osx
#1775 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> Java is installed on macs by default
#1776 [12:40] <CayceH> but is it updated?
#1777 [12:40] <Regretfulone> skippydippy: you can start here http://www.minecraft.net/classic/list
#1778 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> Does minecraft launch at all Hellje?
#1779 [12:41] <CayceH> yeah what happens when she launches it?
#1780 [12:41] <Hellje> thats the point, we are able to install it, but can't launch it
#1781 [12:41] <Hellje> nothing
#1782 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> Do this
#1783 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> ??> Hellje mac/permissions
#1784 [12:41] <VoxelHead> Hellje: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#1785 [12:41] <VoxelHead> Hellje: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1786 [12:41] <Hellje> ok wait a secound...
#1787 [12:42] <Regretfulone> it is basically just giving permission for the application to run
#1788 [12:42] <CayceH> can anybody do #apple and help me with Xcode development?
#1789 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> That's not something we help with here
#1790 [12:42] <CayceH> i know that is why i am going to another channel
#1791 [12:43] <Regretfulone> is there anything special you need to do after installing bukkit and putting the plugins in the correct place to make it work?
#1792 [12:43] <Hellje> +x(space?)/....
#1793 [12:43] <CayceH> ?
#1794 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> Hellje - YEs
#1795 [12:43] <Hellje> ok thanks
#1796 [12:43] <CayceH> what do you mean regretful?
#1797 [12:43] <Regretfulone> I am op and for some reason the commands wont work
#1798 [12:43] <skippydippy> Regretfuloneand if i choosed 1? what i must to do?
#1799 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> CayceH - Again, I don't think anybody here knows about it
#1800 [12:43] <CayceH> ok
#1801 [12:44] <CayceH> maybe somebody does though
#1802 [12:44] <CayceH> what commands regret?
#1803 [12:44] <Regretfulone> skippydippy: that is a list of classic servers it says if you are logged in you can click one and it will take you to it
#1804 [12:44] <CayceH> like what command
#1805 [12:44] <Regretfulone> CayceH: well anything
#1806 [12:44] <CayceH> what did you try?
#1807 [12:44] <Regretfulone> CayceH: any commands i try and use from Worldedit or Worldguard it says command not recoginzed
#1808 [12:44] <CayceH> are you doing 2 //
#1809 [12:45] <Regretfulone> .. o.O no
#1810 [12:45] <CayceH> like this //cut
#1811 [12:45] <Regretfulone> - - wow i feel dumb now
#1812 [12:45] <CayceH> yea well all world edit commands use 2 /
#1813 [12:45] <Hellje> thanks, if it don't work i'll come back
#1814 [12:45] <CayceH> what server are you on?
#1815 [12:46] <CayceH> regret what is the server i-?
#1816 [12:46] <CayceH> ip?*
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#1818 [12:51] <mib_emhqqy> hello
#1819 [12:52] <mib_emhqqy> i am having trouble opening the game it keeps coming up with fatal error 4? can you help me
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#1822 [12:56] <dtrain3455> I have a acc and it is paid for and everything. When i try to log in it won't log in. But yet it will log in the minecraft site
#1823 [12:57] <DopeGhoti> ProTip: wait for answers before leaving.
#1824 [12:57] <DopeGhoti> ProTip: wait for answers before leaving.
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#1828 [13:05] <mib_tdirae> minecraft says it cannot load a input stream or fatal error 4 can anyone help?
#1829 [13:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_tdirae specs
#1830 [13:05] <VoxelHead> mib_tdirae: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#1831 [13:07] <mib_tdirae> java 6, 64 bit operating system, computer inspiron by dell
#1832 [13:07] <mib_tdirae> that is all i know
#1833 [13:08] <oldtopman> ??> mib_tdirae win/dxdiag/bat
#1834 [13:08] <VoxelHead> mib_tdirae: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#1835 [13:08] <VoxelHead> mib_tdirae: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#1836 [13:08] <mib_tdirae> so just click the link
#1837 [13:10] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: I'm moving that batch file and its link to the official unofficial tools site.
#1838 [13:11] <Morrolan> Go ahead. :)
#1839 [13:11] <mib_tdirae> i ran it and nothing happened?
#1840 [13:11] <Morrolan> No console popped up?
#1841 [13:11] <mib_tdirae> no
#1842 [13:12] <Morrolan> yikes
#1843 [13:12] <Morrolan> ??> mib_tdirae win/dxdiag
#1844 [13:12] <VoxelHead> mib_tdirae: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1845 [13:12] <VoxelHead> mib_tdirae: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1846 [13:13] <Morrolan> Just create that file manually then follow VoxelHead's instructions to do so.
#1847 [13:14] <mib_tdirae> win key?
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#1849 [13:20] <mib_tdirae> http://pastebin.com/CVMDGyuy
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#1851 [13:21] <mib_tdirae> did i do it right?
#1852 [13:23] <thedeadlybutter> I know you guys don't do account help, but this is more of a log in issue. Whenever I try to log into the client with my 2nd account, it says "log in failed", Anyone maybe know why
#1853 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Login failed means you're putting in your username/password in wrong
#1854 [13:24] <thedeadlybutter> Hm
#1855 [13:24] <thedeadlybutter> Because I cant connect to minecraft.net with it either. Although, my first account works
#1856 [13:24] <thedeadlybutter> It says I need to use my email, which doesnt work....
#1857 [13:25] <mib_tdirae> umm GreyVulpine i need help
#1858 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_tdirae - What is the full error(s) you get?
#1859 [13:26] <mib_tdirae> some name VoxelHead told me all these instuctions and then i did them and now he is not chatting and fatal error 4
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#1861 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> What is the full text of the fatal error 4?
#1862 [13:28] <mib_tdirae> unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#1863 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> That's usually your security software/antivirus/firewall blocking minecraft from downloading its files
#1864 [13:28] <mib_tdirae> how do i fix this
#1865 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> Either disable your firewall, or configure it to allow java/minecraft through
#1866 [13:29] <mib_tdirae> how do i configure it
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#1868 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> There's dozens, if not hundreds of different software out there. They're don't all follow the same configuration
#1869 [13:31] <mib_tdirae> what do you meen by software cant i tell you mine and you know witch one to configure
#1870 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Sure, I know how to configure all the different security software packages out there (No, I really don't)
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#1872 [13:32] <mib_tdirae> so softare how do i know how to find it
#1873 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> Look at your running programs
#1874 [13:33] <Filou57x> j'ai acheté les jeu hier et je n'arrive toujour pas a jouer il est ecrie user not premium
#1875 [13:33] <mib_tdirae> ok
#1876 [13:34] <mib_tdirae> what now
#1877 [13:34] <Morrolan> Filou57x: I'll just hope you understand English even though you don't speak it. It can take several days for your payment to get processed, please be patient.
#1878 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_tdirae - Find what security program you have, google on how to turn it off, or let minecraft through
#1879 [13:35] <Filou57x> merci beaucoup je serai patient
#1880 [13:35] <Morrolan> Sure thing. If it s...
#1881 [13:35] <Morrolan> Okok
#1882 [13:35] <mib_tdirae> i have norton
#1883 [13:36] <Morrolan> Luckily understanding a foreign langauge is so much easier than speaking it. :)
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#1885 [13:36] <Morrolan> mib_tdirae: Open the security center and look for something titled "application Firewall" or similar.
#1886 [13:37] <missuniq> Hi all of you. Im trying to get my little bro's acc online, but I keep getting the error: failed to connect, bad login... This is a paid for acc that should go online without any probs... help anyone?
#1887 [13:37] <GreyVulpine> missuniq - Force Update
#1888 [13:37] <DopeGhoti> missuniq: are you able to migrate the account at https://account.mojang.com ?
#1889 [13:38] <missuniq> is it that simple? uhm, havent tried that
#1890 [13:38] <missuniq> ill try now
#1891 [13:39] <mib_tdirae> im at window firewall with andvanced security
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#1893 [13:42] <missuniq> then I've migrated the acc and forced updates, but still can't connect to any servers
#1894 [13:43] <DopeGhoti> the error 'invalid login' means that you do not have the correct username or password when logging into the client
#1895 [13:43] <DopeGhoti> restart the client, and erase and retype the account name and password.
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#1897 [13:44] <missuniq> it's not invalid login, it's just failed to login
#1898 [13:44] <SinZ> update launcher?
#1899 [13:44] <SinZ> (by redownloading)
#1900 [13:44] <DopeGhoti> ^ That's worth a shot.
#1901 [13:45] <SinZ> 2 causes of bad login, bad version and bad username/password combo
#1902 [13:45] <missuniq> but i can still play single player offline... why is that?
#1903 [13:45] <DopeGhoti> because playing offline does not authenticate you.
#1904 [13:46] <missuniq> aha... but if i delete the game and redownload and install, will all his previous maps be lost?
#1905 [13:46] <chazor> hey guys
#1906 [13:46] <chazor> question about modding
#1907 [13:46] <DopeGhoti> missuniq: don't delete the 'saves' directory and you'll be fine.
#1908 [13:47] <DopeGhoti> chazor: That looked more like a sentence fragment than a question, but.. *shrug*
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#1910 [13:47] <chazor> in my bin folder there are two mine craft jars minecraft.jar and minecraft1.0.0.jar witch do i mod?
#1911 [13:47] <chazor> i was getting there lol
#1912 [13:47] <zelda> what isminecrafts port number so i can allow it to pass the firewall
#1913 [13:48] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/port
#1914 [13:48] <VoxelHead> smp/port: TCP port 25565
#1915 [13:48] <Morrolan> THe second one seems to be what's left of a backup tool, chazor.
#1916 [13:48] <Morrolan> minecraft.jar is the actual file.
#1917 [13:48] <chazor> so what is the 1.0.0 jar?
#1918 [13:48] <Morrolan> <@Morrolan> THe second one seems to be what's left of a backup tool, chazor.
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#1920 [13:48] <chazor> its a fresh install...
#1921 [13:49] <Morrolan> Uh
#1922 [13:49] <chazor> O.o
#1923 [13:49] <Morrolan> I don't have that one in there, so just go ahead and remove it. :P
#1924 [13:49] <zelda> thank you
#1925 [13:49] <chazor> k my next question how do i use modloader?
#1926 [13:49] <Morrolan> As in install it or as in mod for it?
#1927 [13:50] <Morrolan> For either question the answer is: Read its documentation.
#1928 [13:50] <Morrolan> Oh, and if you want to mod - learn to use Java first, before trying your luck on modding.
#1929 [13:50] <chazor> i dont under stand how to use it lol
#1930 [13:50] <DopeGhoti> ?fine chazor modloader installation instructions
#1931 [13:50] <DopeGhoti> ?find chazor modloader installation instructions
#1932 [13:50] <VoxelHead> chazor -> http://tinyurl.com/7ye6xgc
#1933 [13:50] <chazor> new to messing with jars and java
#1934 [13:51] <Morrolan> I really advise you not to start programming by modding. Learn some Java the old fashioned way first. :)
#1935 [13:52] <chazor> not programming but i am trying to learn a little java
#1936 [13:52] <chazor> also not by modding **
#1937 [13:52] <chazor> ok and last question
#1938 [13:53] <chazor> im using winrar when i coppy files over to the jar what compression type should i use
#1939 [13:53] <chazor> store,normal ect..
#1940 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Leave it as is
#1941 [13:54] <chazor> so just use normal
#1942 [13:54] <chazor> thats the default option
#1943 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> You're just opening the minecraft.jar with winrar, yes?
#1944 [13:55] <chazor> yes
#1945 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> Then yeah.
#1946 [13:55] <chazor> when i coppy files into it it gives me options for compression types]
#1947 [13:55] <chazor> kk thank you
#1948 [13:55] <chazor> :)
#1949 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> Just leave it, and hit okay. It'll add those files in
#1950 [13:55] <chazor> you guys are awsome thank you
#1951 [13:56] <chazor> hope you all have a good day
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#1953 [13:59] <missuniq> well, I'm a noob, thats for shure... but I can't find the saved files in any of the minecraft maps....
#1954 [13:59] <missuniq> where are they usuallyplaces
#1955 [13:59] <missuniq> *placed
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#1957 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> missuniq - On windows?
#1958 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> ??> missuniq win/.minecraft
#1959 [14:01] <VoxelHead> missuniq: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#1960 [14:02] <mib_ojs7mh> I have tried loading minecraft for hours and it keeps comming up as fatal error 4 has occured and i dont have any other files on my computer of minecraft because i have never had the chance to play it on my computer please help!!
#1961 [14:02] <missuniq> found it... thanx :D
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#1963 [14:04] <SinZ> mib_ojs7mh: disable anti-virus then try again
#1964 [14:04] <mib_ojs7mh> thank you after i do that can i enable it again and still keep playing
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#1971 [14:22] <mib_70vryn> hey i neeed help mwhen i run mc i ge an error message saying mc crashed what do i do!?
#1972 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> ?? specific
#1973 [14:22] <VoxelHead> specific: Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#1974 [14:23] <VoxelHead> specific: NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#1975 [14:23] <mib_70vryn> ok one sec
#1976 [14:23] <mib_70vryn> Mods loaded: 6 ModLoader 1.0.0 mod_Aether r1 mod_ModLoaderMp 1.0.0 mod_SAPI r11 mod_TooManyItems 1.0.0 2011-11-29 mod_Trivia 1.7.3 Aether Edition Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to suppo
#1977 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> firstly
#1978 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> ?? pastebin
#1979 [14:24] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1980 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> secondly
#1981 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> ?? mods
#1982 [14:24] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
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#1984 [14:24] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1985 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> try uninstalling all of your mods and trying Minecraft again
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#1987 [14:28] <mib_70vryn> thx 4 ur help i force updated and it works now
#1988 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> glad to hear it!
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#1996 [14:35] <mib_k71lfa> Hello my minecraft doesnt start.. i can log in but as soon as i logged in a little black sceen appears and my minecraft shuts down.. cant even see the homesceen of minecraft :(
#1997 [14:35] <DopeGhoti> ?? specs
#1998 [14:35] <VoxelHead> specs: Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#1999 [14:37] <mib_k71lfa> 32bit, 2gb ram and duo 2,66 ghz
#2000 [14:37] <DopeGhoti> and what operating system, sir or ma'am or other?
#2001 [14:37] <mib_k71lfa> windows vista
#2002 [14:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> forceupdate
#2003 [14:37] <DopeGhoti> ?? forceupdate
#2004 [14:37] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2005 [14:38] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#2007 [14:38] <mib_k71lfa> i tryed force update and i have the lates version of java
#2008 [14:39] <DopeGhoti> when you say 'latest version', which version exactly do you mean?
#2009 [14:39] <mib_k71lfa> version 6 update 30
#2010 [14:39] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/reinst
#2011 [14:39] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2012 [14:39] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2013 [14:41] <mib_k71lfa> mhm didnt work :( still same problem
#2014 [14:41] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/profile
#2015 [14:41] <VoxelHead> win/profile: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2016 [14:41] <VoxelHead> win/profile: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
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#2018 [14:43] <mib_k71lfa> ok i try that thanks for the help, when this doesnt work i come back again (sorry for bad english i´m german)
#2019 [14:43] <DopeGhoti> Kein Problem!
#2020 [14:45] <missuniq> After some clumsying I finally managed to get online... Thank you SO much for the help! :D Just one last question. Where do I find the IP adress to yogscast server? My bro really wants to play there
#2021 [14:46] <DopeGhoti> ?find missuniq yogscase minecraft server address
#2022 [14:46] <VoxelHead> missuniq -> http://lmgtfy.com/?l=1&q=yogscase%20minecraft%20server%20address
#2023 [14:46] <DopeGhoti> sorry
#2024 [14:46] <DopeGhoti> ?find missuniq yogscast minecraft server address
#2025 [14:46] <VoxelHead> missuniq -> http://tinyurl.com/7blf22u
#2026 [14:48] <missuniq> thanx a lot guys... you're the best!
#2027 [14:48] <DopeGhoti> we try
#2028 [14:48] <DopeGhoti> that'll be $8
#2029 [14:49] <missuniq> ??
#2030 [14:50] <missuniq> seriously?
#2031 [14:50] <hmw> Yeah, put it to my paypal account, please.
#2032 [14:52] <missuniq> why do i not believe that :P
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#2035 [14:54] <wannabemac> Good morning
#2036 [14:54] <wannabemac> Kealper?
#2037 [14:54] <wannabemac> Kealper?
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#2041 [15:00] <mermi> I cant find my minecraft.exe! How can I run the game?
#2042 [15:01] <kendle> Hi. I have recently purchased minecraft, but cannot download it onto this laptop. Please help.
#2043 [15:01] <Morrolan> mermi: Just redownload it from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#2044 [15:02] <Morrolan> kendle: Please define "can't download"
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#2046 [15:02] <mib_o3v9vf> HELP ME
#2047 [15:02] <mib_o3v9vf> is anyone there
#2048 [15:02] <hmw> mermi: use the right mouse button, "save link as" and save it to your Desktop. Do not simply click the link and choose "Run", because the game will be downloaded to a temporary folder
#2049 [15:02] <mib_o3v9vf> AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#2050 [15:03] <mermi> Thanks!
#2051 [15:03] <kendle> I'll try to re-download.
#2052 [15:03] <mib_o3v9vf> CAN ANYONE HELP ME
#2053 [15:03] <Morrolan> hmw: Uh, "save linked content as" if you want to do it with the context menu. Saving simply the link won't do much. :P
#2054 [15:03] <Morrolan> mib_o3v9vf: ASK your question, THEN we'll see.
#2055 [15:03] <mib_o3v9vf> ok
#2056 [15:03] <hmw> Morrolan: what browser are you using? I never saw anything else but "Save Link As"... which is stupidly named, I admit.
#2057 [15:03] <Morrolan> mermi: You could also just choose "save" after clicking on the link, and then save it somewhere where you'll find it again.
#2058 [15:03] <mib_o3v9vf> tI CANT GO PLAY MULTIPLAYER ON MINECRAFT
#2059 [15:04] <Morrolan> mib_o3v9vf: First, disable caps lock. Second, be more descriptive please.
#2060 [15:04] <Morrolan> hmw: Hmph, let me check how it's called here. :D
#2061 [15:04] <mib_o3v9vf> it cant play multiplayer on minecraft
#2062 [15:04] <hmw> Morrolan: doesn't work, if you previously selected a default action like "Run" for .exe files. Save Link As is the safest way.
#2063 [15:05] <hmw> mib_o3v9vf: Did you buy the game?
#2064 [15:05] <mib_o3v9vf> because it said i need to allow permissions dialog
#2065 [15:05] <mib_o3v9vf> no, i ment minecraft classic :)
#2066 [15:05] <Morrolan> hmw: Opera: "save linked content as". IE: "Save target as"
#2067 [15:05] <hmw> Hmm
#2068 [15:05] <mib_o3v9vf> the free one
#2069 [15:05] <hmw> I like Opera's version
#2070 [15:06] <mib_o3v9vf> Help
#2071 [15:06] <wannabemac> I like google chrome.
#2072 [15:06] <Morrolan> hmw: Also, didn't knew that you could actually set default actions for certain file types, that's pretty stupid. Thanks for telling me though. :)
#2073 [15:06] <Morrolan> Patience, mib_o3v9vf.
#2074 [15:06] <mib_o3v9vf> what and where is the permisions dialog
#2075 [15:06] <mib_o3v9vf> ti am on MAC
#2076 [15:06] <hmw> Morrolan: I am using Firefox mainly
#2077 [15:06] <mib_o3v9vf> i use safari
#2078 [15:06] <mib_o3v9vf> i use safari
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#2080 [15:06] <Morrolan> From what I recall a popup should show up where you have to allow the applet to run.
#2081 [15:07] <hmw> mib_o3v9vf: I am unsure, but it sounds like your firewall is blocking your game.
#2082 [15:07] <mib_o3v9vf> It doesnt pop up
#2083 [15:08] <Morrolan> Sounds more like the "Do you want to allow this applet to run" thingy to me.
#2084 [15:08] <Morrolan> Uh, do you happen to have a different browser installed, mib_o3v9vf?
#2085 [15:08] <mib_o3v9vf> yeah, it doesnt pop up
#2086 [15:08] <mib_o3v9vf> nope no different browser
#2087 [15:09] <mib_o3v9vf> i once said no accidently
#2088 [15:09] <hmw> mib_o3v9vf: what is the exact message?
#2089 [15:09] <mib_o3v9vf> but now it doesn't pop up
#2090 [15:09] <mib_o3v9vf> the exact, wait a sec i wont talk
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#2092 [15:12] <mib_o3v9vf> it says,"Permission for applet refused, please acept permissions dialog to allow the applet to continue the the loading process."
#2093 [15:12] <mib_o3v9vf> HELP, IS ANYONE THERE
#2094 [15:13] <Morrolan> For fucks' sake, would you be a bit patient pelase?
#2095 [15:13] * AuBot kicked Morrolan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: orrolan :Please keep it civil.)
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#2097 [15:13] <Morrolan> Please*
#2098 [15:13] <Morrolan> I love you too, AuBot.
#2099 [15:13] <mib_o3v9vf> ok
#2100 [15:13] <mib_o3v9vf> but no swears
#2101 [15:13] <mib_o3v9vf> it says,"Permission for applet refused, please acept permissions dialog to allow the applet to continue the the loading process."
#2102 [15:13] <Morrolan> I wouldn't swear if you'd give me the time to write an answer, now would I.
#2103 [15:14] <mib_o3v9vf> it says,"Permission for applet refused, please acept permissions dialog to allow the applet to continue the the loading process."
#2104 [15:14] <mib_o3v9vf> it says,"Permission for applet refused, please acept permissions dialog to allow the applet to continue the the loading process."
#2105 [15:14] <mib_o3v9vf> it says,"Permission for applet refused, please acept permissions dialog to allow the applet to continue the the loading process."
#2106 [15:14] <Morrolan> !k mib_o3v9vf
#2107 [15:14] * GreyBot kicked mib_o3v9vf from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_o3v9vf :<Kicks:891>)
#2108 [15:14] <Morrolan> Derp
#2109 [15:14] <Eddie> Herp
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#2111 [15:14] <madalynn> hello
#2112 [15:15] <Morrolan> Welcome back.
#2113 [15:15] <Morrolan> You mind not spamming the chat?
#2114 [15:15] <madalynn> who
#2115 [15:15] <Morrolan> Look, my dear friend, your hostmask pretty much gives away that you're the guy whom I just kicked out.
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#2117 [15:15] <madalynn> oh
#2118 [15:15] <madalynn> can you help me now
#2119 [15:16] <Morrolan> Well then. I suggest you check Safari's settings, look under the security tab or similar. There might be an option there which allows you to give that applet permission.
#2120 [15:16] <Morrolan> I am not familiar with Safari so you might have to look around a bit.
#2121 [15:16] <madalynn> where that
#2122 [15:16] <Morrolan> Check Safari's settings, can't help you further since I never used Safari.
#2123 [15:17] <madalynn> would it work if i get google chrome and use minecraft
#2124 [15:17] <Morrolan> Well, chances are that you will then see this popup again so you can accept it, yea.
#2125 [15:17] <madalynn> thnx :) :) :) :) :) :)
#2126 [15:18] <madalynn> how do you download chrome
#2127 [15:18] <Morrolan> https://www.google.com/chrome/
#2128 [15:18] <madalynn> MORROLAN
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#2130 [15:18] <madalynn> MORROLAN
#2131 [15:19] <Morrolan> Yes?
#2132 [15:19] <madalynn> i am a girl not guy by the way
#2133 [15:19] <Morrolan> Ok then.
#2134 [15:19] <madalynn> this chatting is like minecraft chatting
#2135 [15:20] <Morrolan> Sort of just not really.
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#2137 [15:20] <madalynn> i like chatting ALOT
#2138 [15:20] <Guest> is there a channel to go to for help with T-Flops? There seems to be a bug with T-Flop J
#2139 [15:20] <madalynn> :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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#2141 [15:20] <madalynn> CAN YOU ERASE CHROME
#2142 [15:20] <madalynn> BYE DRAGGING IT INTO TRASH
#2143 [15:21] <hmw> Guest Either you look it up at the minecraftwiki or I might visit your world and take a look
#2144 [15:21] <Morrolan> Guest: Uh, you could ask in #Minecraft , but there is no specific channel for flipflops I guess.
#2145 [15:21] <madalynn> I WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE SPY
#2146 [15:21] <Morrolan> Ok, madalynn, I think we've got enough now.
#2147 [15:22] <Morrolan> I suggest you keep it down.
#2148 [15:22] <madalynn> can i have some params
#2149 [15:22] <hmw> I love SimeOlais
#2150 [15:22] <hmw> *n
#2151 [15:22] <babolatpdtp> hmw this is just in creative mode
#2152 [15:22] <madalynn> really
#2153 [15:23] <Morrolan> A bug which happens in creative only? Interesting.
#2154 [15:23] <babolatpdtp> basically, in T-Flop J, i've created 4 of them and they all worked fine. making a 5th one it doesn't work
#2155 [15:23] <hmw> babolatpdtp: do a web search for "minecraftwiki circuits" or "... flipflop"
#2156 [15:23] <madalynn> I WANT TO BE KNOWN ANS AGENT 55
#2157 [15:23] <hmw> babolatpdtp: ah sounds more like a bug
#2158 [15:23] <hmw> hmm
#2159 [15:23] <Morrolan> !kb madalynn I suggest you take a break
#2160 [15:23] * VoxelHead kicked madalynn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: adalynn :Banned)
#2161 [15:23] <hmw> Thanks
#2162 [15:23] <Morrolan> I guess he was trolling after all.
#2163 [15:23] <babolatpdtp> hmw yea that's what im thinking. i screenshotted a working version and the non working version and they are exactly the same
#2164 [15:24] <Wug> lolwut
#2165 [15:24] <Wug> VoxelHead: just ninjad GreyBot
#2166 [15:24] <Morrolan> Heh, indeed.
#2167 [15:24] <hmw> babolatpdtp: did you fumble with time, something like on SMP /time set ?
#2168 [15:25] <babolatpdtp> hmw sorry i don't know what you mean. In the J flip flop (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/2/2a/TflipflopH-2.png) what happens is the 2nd torch on the top row in the pic doesn't light up ever
#2169 [15:26] <babolatpdtp> i had this problem before, so i just destroyed it and remade it and it worked. i destroyed this one 3 times and rebuilt from scratch but it doesn't work
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#2173 [15:28] <hmw> babolatpdtp: Rebuilding it usually works for me, but not always. I am also very frustrated about reliability of Redstone (when timing is of relevance) - my shift register forgets roughly one bit per hour...
#2174 [15:28] <hmw> I switched to solid state memory (Piston RAM)
#2175 [15:29] <Morrolan> Haha, it's somehow nice to hear these terms when it comes to Minecraft.
#2176 [15:29] <Eddie> I switched to Geico.
#2177 [15:29] <babolatpdtp> hmw I guess i'll have to keep rebuilding it until it works. Is there a better T flip flop to use? I'm just making a simple binary clock
#2178 [15:29] * Grim_Reaper hugs Eddie and Morrolan
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#2179 [15:30] <hmw> babolatpdtp: there are plenty examples on the wiki
#2180 [15:32] <babolatpdtp> hmw: yah but i needed something condensed. i didn't want to use the piston version because the wiki made it unclear whether their use in the flipflop will change if it turns out to be a bug rather than a feature
#2181 [15:32] <babolatpdtp> so it was J or H, and H actually had similar problems to what I'm now having with J
#2182 [15:33] <hmw> babolatpdtp: Change? Uhm... I use 2 pistons moving one normal block back and forth, while i am running a current perpendicular to the motion axis through that block (or not, if it is moved to the other position)
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#2184 [15:33] <hmw> babolatpdtp: Can you hint me, where you saw this "unclearness"?
#2185 [15:34] <babolatpdtp> hmw: sure: "But keep in mind that it is currently not clear whether this behaviour of the sticky pistons is considered a bug or not." next to the image with Z1-Z3
#2186 [15:36] <hmw> babolatpdtp: Hmm... I didn't use a pulse limiter, i believe, nor did I use sticky pistons
#2187 [15:36] <hmw> however, i had to put my CPU project on hold, because Notch
#2188 [15:37] <hmw> i am going to build it IRL instead, i suppose
#2189 [15:39] <babolatpdtp> hmw: I just needed something to use as a toggle. didn't know if there was a better way or not. Been years since i took computer architecture
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#2192 [15:52] <geraldbrent> Gtg for a few hours, bye!
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#2194 [16:02] <mib_kjlfch> Ok so i downloaded minecraft and it says that i have to play online first but i have no idea how to get there. Can you help?
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#2197 [16:04] <Drago> can you help? Please anyone.
#2198 [16:05] <tyteen4a03> Drago: Have you downloaded minecraft.exe and run it?
#2199 [16:05] <Drago> Um no... how do i get that?
#2200 [16:05] * mib_3jg1hl [mib_3jg1hl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2201 [16:05] <tyteen4a03> Drago: minecraft.net/download
#2202 [16:06] <Drago> Ok thank you!
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#2204 [16:07] <cornelius> I am new to Minecraft. I have tried to download minecraft.exe. I have managed to do it on my own pc, but it is for my son and I am unable to now download it onto his pc. Is this because I have put it onto mine? If so, how do I get it off my pc, as I don't want to play it!
#2205 [16:07] <mib_sq0gl7> What is the modpack name that includes the wand mod?
#2206 [16:08] <Drago> I'm working in mac. it opened in text edit.
#2207 [16:08] <tyteen4a03> cornelius: Minecraft requires internet connection for at least one time to download all files.
#2208 [16:08] <tyteen4a03> mib_sq0gl7: We do not support mods here.
#2209 [16:09] <tyteen4a03> Drago: For macs you would need this: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip
#2210 [16:09] <Drago> Alright going to try
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#2212 [16:12] <cornelius> tyteen4a03: I have downloaded the game onto my pc, and could play it if I wanted to, but it is for my son and he wants it on his pc. Is it possible to download it onto 2 different but only use the one login, at any one time?
#2213 [16:13] <hmw> cornelius: It is technically possible, but might be considered pirating
#2214 [16:16] <cornelius> thing is, I had problems downloading on his pc, and tried to look into it on my pc, and ended up downloading to mine. Won't be buying it again for his pc - far too stressful! Thanks anyway.
#2215 [16:16] <tyteen4a03> cornelius: No, you don't need to buy twice
#2216 [16:17] <tyteen4a03> cornelius: What problem do you have when downloading Minecraft onto your son's PC?
#2217 [16:17] <hmw> cornelius: I thought you wanted to log in at two PCs at the same time
#2218 [16:17] <tyteen4a03> hmw: no, he bought the game for his son
#2219 [16:18] <tyteen4a03> from what I see he has no intention of playing it with his son
#2220 [16:18] <hmw> now i can see that :-)
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#2223 [16:20] <babolatpdtp> for circuits, does position matter? I've rebuilt my T-flip-fliop 5 times and can't get it to work. But then I moved it 10 blocks away and rebuilt and it worked fine.
#2224 [16:20] <Drago> It worked thank you.
#2225 [16:21] <Wug> babolatpdtp: no, it should not
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#2227 [16:21] <mib_qek92v> Cant connect to minecraft.net !? What should i do?
#2228 [16:21] <Wug> mib_qek92v: do you have a firewall? or have you installed java 7?
#2229 [16:21] <babolatpdtp> @Wug: I'm at a loss then. Rebuilt T-Flip Flop J 5 times and nothing. But then I rotated it and moved it 10 blocks away and it works fine
#2230 [16:22] <mib_qek92v> me?
#2231 [16:22] <mib_qek92v> yes firewall is on
#2232 [16:22] <Wug> mib_qek92v: try disabling it, if it works when its off I'll guide you through creating an exception
#2233 [16:22] <Wug> babolatpdtp: there is nothing that could be interfering? no other redstone stuff very close by?
#2234 [16:22] <cornelius> :/I have installed the latest Java, and when I click through the e-mail link, it takes me to the download page. I download the Microsoft.exe file. When I click on the downlaod, it takes me to the log-in page. When I log-in, another window opens, but immediately closes again
#2235 [16:23] <Wug> ... what
#2236 [16:23] <babolatpdtp> Wug: There are some redstone torches that are 3 blocks away from the output but that's it
#2237 [16:23] <Wug> you mean minecraft.exe? there is no microsoft.exe file
#2238 [16:24] <hmw> lol
#2239 [16:24] <hmw> cornelius: what browser do you use? what is your Minecraft account name?
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#2241 [16:26] <Wug> cornelius: this isnt magic, you have to interact with us
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#2245 [16:26] <cornelius> tyteen4a03: Yes, sorry, just jumping between screens to see what other I can come up with!
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#2247 [16:27] <rose> Is anyone having problems loading up minecraft?
#2248 [16:27] <hmw> !isdown
#2249 [16:27] <GreyBot> hmw: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2250 [16:27] <Wug> rose: I have not been having any issues
#2251 [16:27] <rose> its happening to another friend of mine, and it seems to be happening to others also
#2252 [16:27] <tyteen4a03> same for me
#2253 [16:28] <rose> it gets stuck on downloading terrain and crashes the server for everyone
#2254 [16:28] <tyteen4a03> cornelius: Yes, I watch this chat xD
#2255 [16:28] <Wug> rose: something is wrong on the server side
#2256 [16:29] <Wug> contact the server admin and have him delete your player file
#2257 [16:29] <Wug> you will lose your inventory but he might spawn you some things if you ask him
#2258 [16:29] <rose> it works for my boyfriend who lives in the same house as me with a separate computer
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#2260 [16:29] <Wug> its your specific account
#2261 [16:30] <rose> but when the server owner or i attempt to join it crashes the server for my boyfriend
#2262 [16:30] <rose> it is down for the owner
#2263 [16:30] <rose> we have tried deleting the server profiles
#2264 [16:30] <mib_qek92v> java is newest, firewall down but it doesnt works
#2265 [16:31] <cornelius> :)Thanks for your help, but I've had a long day, so going to quit now. Will have another bash tomorrow, thank you so much for all your help. Have a great evening.
#2266 [16:31] <Wug> mib_qek92v: I asked if you have java 7, do you?
#2267 [16:31] <rose> if my boyfriend goes to our "little village" that we were building, it crashes the server
#2268 [16:31] <Wug> cornelius: ok
#2269 [16:31] <mib_qek92v> java 7 yes
#2270 [16:31] <Wug> rose: there might be an issue with the map
#2271 [16:31] <tyteen4a03> mib_qek92v: Uninstall it and get Java 6 update 31 instead
#2272 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> hmm
#2273 [16:32] <Wug> 6u31 has been release?
#2274 [16:32] <Wug> d
#2275 [16:32] <rose> does anyone else have any idea whats going on with our minecraft server?
#2276 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> Wug: from hmw
#2277 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> I have no idea
#2278 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> hmm, nope
#2279 [16:32] <rose> it freezes for about 5 seconds att "downloading terrain" and then crashes the server
#2280 [16:32] <Wug> google indicates its still at version 6u30
#2281 [16:32] <Wug> rose: there is an issue with the map
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#2283 [16:33] <rose> has anyone heard of people that fix broken maps?
#2284 [16:33] <Wug> I can do it
#2285 [16:33] <Wug> I'll need you to zip and upload the entire map
#2286 [16:34] <Wug> also, please give me f3 coordinates of exactly where you are having issues
#2287 [16:34] <tyteen4a03> Wug: MCEdit?
#2288 [16:34] <Wug> tyteen4a03: there are specific things to look for. MCEdit is one tool I will use, I may also have to use winrar and xvi
#2289 [16:35] <rose> let me get the server owner in here
#2290 [16:36] <Wug> :webchat > rose
#2291 [16:36] <WugBot> rose: (webchat) You can use this link to come back here: http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=#minecrafthelp
#2292 [16:36] <rose> the map is almost an entire gig
#2293 [16:36] <Wug> it will be smaller when zipped
#2294 [16:36] <Wug> I'll talk to the server owner, we can trim it down a bit
#2295 [16:37] <babolatpdtp> Could someone take a look at this? http://tinypic.com/r/11tuatu/5 the one on the right works but the one on the left doesn't. The position seems to be affecting it
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#2297 [16:38] <babolatpdtp> I've already dug around it to see if i accidently left something underground at some point but i didnt
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#2299 [16:38] <rose> just one second, hes zipping it first i think
#2300 [16:38] <Wug> babolatpdtp: is the torch on the top left missing or is it just obscured
#2301 [16:38] <rose> thank you so much for helping, i reallly appreciate it
#2302 [16:39] <Wug> rose: have him come here before he zips it
#2303 [16:39] <Wug> we can make it smaller
#2304 [16:39] <babolatpdtp> Wug: just obscured in the screen shot. it is there
#2305 [16:39] <Wug> babolatpdtp: compare the working one and the nonworking one when you try to activate them
#2306 [16:39] * wannabemac stabs Wug
#2306 [16:40] <Wug> wannabemac: what
#2307 [16:40] <Wug> why does everyone stab me
#2308 [16:40] <tyteen4a03> Wug: because you are stabble
#2309 [16:40] <Wug> stabbable?
#2310 [16:40] <tyteen4a03> screw my grammer
#2311 [16:40] <wannabemac> LOL
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#2313 [16:41] <babolatpdtp> Wug: Yeah I have. For the broken one, the torch at the top right never turns on. The torch hidden by the raised block flickers very fast.
#2314 [16:41] <wannabemac> Screw my typos.
#2315 [16:41] <babolatpdtp> So the result doesn't get stored
#2316 [16:41] <wannabemac> I have so many.
#2317 [16:41] <rose> wug hsi name is ryeezy
#2318 [16:41] <rose> wug
#2319 [16:41] <rose> oops
#2320 [16:44] <Wug> ryeezy: hello
#2321 [16:44] <ryeezy> hello
#2322 [16:44] <Wug> sorry, was distracted
#2323 [16:44] <ryeezy> no problem man
#2324 [16:44] <Wug> ok, so its a 1GB map
#2325 [16:44] <Wug> step 1, make a backup
#2326 [16:44] <ryeezy> um not quite
#2327 [16:44] <ryeezy> 468mb i believe it was
#2328 [16:44] <ryeezy> ok that is already done
#2329 [16:44] <Wug> it will probably take quite a while to upload that
#2330 [16:45] <ryeezy> yea i have a good upload at least
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#2332 [16:45] <Wug> ok, can you make another copy that you will eventually zip and upload to me
#2333 [16:45] <ryeezy> yep i can
#2334 [16:45] <Wug> it happens in the overworld only, correct?
#2335 [16:46] <ryeezy> yes and i have hte cordinates as to where it happens
#2336 [16:46] <ryeezy> the*
#2337 [16:46] <Wug> ok, you can delete all of the other dimensions
#2338 [16:46] <Wug> from the folder you will be sending me
#2339 [16:46] <ryeezy> im sorry im not that good at this stuff, where are those?
#2340 [16:47] <Wug> the nether and the end will not be needed for me to fix it
#2341 [16:47] <Wug> is this a bukkit server or a vanilla one
#2342 [16:47] <ryeezy> vanilla
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#2344 [16:47] <Wug> ok, in the world folder there should be folders called DIM-1 and DIM1
#2345 [16:47] <ryeezy> yes
#2346 [16:48] <Wug> you can delete them, they are the nether and the end
#2347 [16:48] <Wug> I wont need them to fix it
#2348 [16:48] <ryeezy> oh ok thanks
#2349 [16:48] <Wug> that should trim the size down a bit
#2350 [16:48] <ryeezy> yea 100mb
#2351 [16:48] <Wug> ok, zip whats left and stick it on mediafire or something
#2352 [16:49] <ryeezy> youre the best man
#2353 [16:49] <ryeezy> i really cant thank you enough
#2354 [16:49] <Wug> I'll need the coordinates as well, can you tell me those
#2355 [16:49] <ryeezy> yes
#2356 [16:49] <babolatpdtp> Wug: So, I moved the T flip flop over one block and suddenly it works. any ideas?
#2357 [16:49] <ryeezy> X: -935 Y:80 Z:56
#2358 [16:50] <Wug> babolatpdtp: no idea. maybe its a bug involving specific locations on chunk boundries
#2359 [16:50] <Wug> babolatpdtp: from the position where it did NOT work, try moving exactly 16 blocks in any direction
#2360 [16:50] <Wug> and doing it again there
#2361 [16:51] <Wug> babolatpdtp: any direction except up
#2362 [16:51] <babolatpdtp> Wug: moving the circuit? Moving it anywhere else seems to make it work
#2363 [16:51] <Wug> babolatpdtp: try moving it exactly 16 blocks so its on another chunk boundry
#2364 [16:52] <babolatpdtp> Wug: ah ok
#2365 [16:54] <ryeezy> it is uploading now wug
#2366 [16:54] <ryeezy> on megaupload
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#2368 [16:55] <Narusuji> hello
#2369 [16:56] <Wug> hello
#2370 [16:56] <DopeGhoti> ./~ What a wonderful word, hello ./~
#2371 [16:57] <Narusuji> i get a problem when i open my minecraft client, my internet is going mad :/ Do you's know what could happen?
#2372 [16:57] <Narusuji> i even tried it on a web client and it's the same thing.
#2373 [16:57] <Wug> Narusuji: define going mad
#2374 [16:57] <Narusuji> my internet goes on and off
#2375 [16:58] <Wug> do you have an atheros network adapter?
#2376 [16:58] <Narusuji> i cant go to any webpage
#2377 [16:58] <Narusuji> i have belkin
#2378 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> Are you using ZoneAlarm by any chance?
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#2380 [16:58] <Narusuji> no
#2381 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> good.
#2382 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> Hmm.
#2383 [16:58] <Wug> a network adapter is a hardware component of your computer
#2384 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> ?? specs
#2385 [16:59] <VoxelHead> specs: Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2386 [16:59] <Narusuji> i was thinking of linking up a cable instead of a wireless adapter
#2387 [16:59] <lamalee> i need help to get my minecraft to work... can any one help me
#2388 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> lamalee: not without more details.
#2389 [16:59] <Wug> Narusuji: you should try that
#2390 [16:59] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: would a win/nodxdiag be faster?
#2391 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> Narusuji: that's certainly a useful troubleshooting step.
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#2393 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: ICSTR whether dxd shows network interface chipsets.
#2394 [17:00] <Wug> might as well give it a shot
#2395 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> I dont think so, but DirectPlay...
#2396 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> anyways nodxdiag uses msinfo32.exe
#2397 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> xD
#2398 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> oops
#2399 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> wrong window
#2400 [17:00] <Wug> is there a way to get the device manager to dump a report or something
#2401 [17:01] <Wug> DopeGhoti: are you on windows and can you experiment with that
#2402 [17:01] <tyteen4a03> Wug: msinfo32 does that
#2403 [17:01] <DopeGhoti> Wug: At work, I'm on OS X and Linux
#2404 [17:01] <tyteen4a03> ?? win/nodxdiag
#2405 [17:01] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#2406 [17:01] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2408 [17:01] <tyteen4a03> Narusuji: Please follow the instructions above ^
#2409 [17:01] <Wug> I'm on linux
#2410 [17:01] <Wug> so I cant test it either :P
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#2412 [17:02] <lamalee123> i need help i have a problem with starting up the game
#2413 [17:02] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: What happens when you try?
#2414 [17:02] <lamalee123> can any one plz help me
#2415 [17:02] <Wug> lamalee123: you already asked us. can you give us more details
#2416 [17:02] <Narusuji> should i post my specs?
#2417 [17:02] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: What happens when you try?
#2418 [17:03] <tyteen4a03> Narusuji: Did you follow VoxelHead's instructions or did you write the spec yourself? just wondering
#2419 [17:03] <lamalee123> ok well when i try it says i cant connect to mincraft.net?
#2420 [17:03] <Narusuji> yes
#2421 [17:03] <RAZOR> trying to buy the game but the payment page is messed up and cant enter credit card info Help!!!
#2422 [17:03] <Narusuji> check your date on the computer
#2423 [17:03] <DopeGhoti> RAZOR: try using PayPal.
#2424 [17:03] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: Try disabling any firewalls and/or security software
#2425 [17:03] <lamalee123> what do i do?
#2426 [17:03] <Wug> RAZOR: also try using a different browser
#2427 [17:04] <DopeGhoti> lamalee123: for starters, give us more details.
#2428 [17:04] <Wug> lamalee123: any information at all would be helpful
#2429 [17:04] <DopeGhoti> ?? specific
#2430 [17:04] <VoxelHead> specific: Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2431 [17:04] <VoxelHead> specific: NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#2432 [17:04] <tyteen4a03> [06:02] <lamalee123> ok well when i try it says i cant connect to mincraft.net?
#2433 [17:04] <DopeGhoti> lamalee123: at what point do you get that message: before or after logging in?
#2434 [17:05] <Narusuji> ok my specs are : Athlon x2 245 3.41 GHz, 4Gb memory DDR3, Nvidia Geforce 9800GT, Windows 7 Home Premium 32-bit, Asrock motherboard (don't know the model), and i use java jre6.
#2435 [17:05] <Wug> Narusuji: can you get the model
#2436 [17:05] <Narusuji> ok
#2437 [17:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> Narusuji win/cpu-z
#2438 [17:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> Narusuji win/cpuz
#2439 [17:05] <VoxelHead> Narusuji: (win/cpuz) An alternate tool you can use to identify the specifications of your computer (including your GPU) is called CPU-Z, which you can obtain here:
#2440 [17:05] <VoxelHead> Narusuji: (win/cpuz) http://www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.html
#2441 [17:06] <DopeGhoti> ^ that will give you your exact motherboard model, &c.
#2442 [17:06] <Narusuji> ASrock N68C-S UCC
#2443 [17:06] <Wug> if you have an integrated network card its probably something we can figure out from the motherboard model
#2444 [17:06] <DopeGhoti> ?find DopeGhoti Asrock N68C-S UCC
#2445 [17:06] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti -> http://tinyurl.com/6nn3d2z
#2446 [17:06] <Narusuji> it started to do like this around a week or so
#2447 [17:06] <lamalee123> ok well i bought it right, when i say download its downloads, then i click on the short cut, then a windows opens up but its not the sybol on minecraft its java then i enter my pass and user then it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#2448 [17:07] <DopeGhoti> it's a Realtek Ethernet chipset, not Atheros
#2449 [17:07] <DopeGhoti> Narusuji: Try via Ethernet rather than wireless.
#2450 [17:07] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: Try turning off all security softwares, including antivirus and firewalls
#2451 [17:07] <Wug> ^
#2452 [17:07] <Narusuji> and i use a belking wireless adapter
#2453 [17:07] <Wug> Narusuji: try checking for driver updates anyway
#2454 [17:08] <Wug> ryeezy: done uploading yet?
#2455 [17:08] <ryeezy> wug: not yet man, what do you want me to do with the link when it is done
#2456 [17:08] <Narusuji> i thought it might be the drivers so i updated my java, adapter and graphics card
#2457 [17:08] <Wug> ryeezy: send it to me
#2458 [17:08] <ryeezy> wug: over this?
#2459 [17:08] <Wug> ryeezy: yep
#2460 [17:09] <lamalee123> im srry i dont now how to turn off my security softwares
#2461 [17:09] <ryeezy> do you need my email or anything
#2462 [17:09] <Narusuji> check the date on your computer
#2463 [17:09] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: Do you know what kind of antivirus do you have?
#2464 [17:09] <Wug> lamalee123: can you ask whoever is responsible for managing your computer
#2465 [17:09] <Narusuji> i had the same problem and it came out that my date was 2010.
#2466 [17:09] <lamalee123> i havemcafee
#2467 [17:09] <lamalee123> mcafee
#2468 [17:10] <Wug> lamalee123: it should have a tray icon in the start bar
#2469 [17:10] <Wug> right click it and search for a 'disable' option
#2470 [17:10] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: Tru disabling it by right-clicking the McAfee icon, see if there's anything related to Disable/Exit
#2471 [17:10] <Narusuji> so should i try ethernet instead of wireless adapter?
#2472 [17:10] <Wug> ryeezy: no, just send it to me here
#2473 [17:11] <Wug> Narusuji: yes
#2474 [17:11] <Narusuji> ok ;)
#2475 [17:11] <Narusuji> i will do it tomorrow though, since it's 10 o'clock in UK
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#2477 [17:11] <Wug> k
#2478 [17:11] <lamalee123> when i right click it says nothing except propertes
#2479 [17:11] <Narusuji> ok, bye :)
#2480 [17:11] <Narusuji> thanks for help
#2481 [17:12] <Wug> lamalee123: are you sure thats the right icon
#2482 [17:12] <lamalee123> it allso says shed? i dont really no what the means though
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#2484 [17:13] <tyteen4a03> Wug: /me is confused about lama's system
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#2486 [17:13] <Wug> lamalee123: you're sure thats the mcafee icon?
#2487 [17:13] <Wug> lamalee123: you're sure thats the mcafee icon?
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#2489 [17:13] <lamalee123> yea
#2490 [17:13] <lamalee123> ..
#2491 [17:13] <lamalee123> sadlly
#2492 [17:14] <charmander> hello what is the newest version of minecraft????
#2493 [17:14] <wannabemac> ...
#2494 [17:14] <Wug> lamalee123: can you check online for instructions? try searching google for "disable mcafee"
#2495 [17:14] <Wug> I dont have mcafee so I cant give you instructions
#2496 [17:14] <wannabemac> I do.
#2497 [17:15] <lamalee123> kk one min
#2498 [17:15] <charmander> can anyone tell me wich version of minecraft that is the newest???
#2499 [17:15] <Wug> charmander: 1.0.0
#2500 [17:16] <charmander> ty
#2501 [17:17] * tyteen4a03 heads off to breakfast, then start his 24 hour of doom
#2501 [17:17] <tyteen4a03> (not the game, just that I need to stay awake for 24 hours)
#2502 [17:18] <Wug> tyteen4a03: take it from an expert, it is not hard
#2503 [17:19] <tyteen4a03> Wug: I know, but I once tried falling asleep in the middle
#2504 [17:19] <tyteen4a03> oh well, it's new year
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#2506 [17:20] <lamalee123> k well i now how now but it still dosent work...
#2507 [17:20] <lamalee123> :(
#2508 [17:21] <coomo> hello people i have prblem lading minecraft
#2509 [17:21] <coomo> i hadve hs_err_pid errr
#2510 [17:21] <coomo> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: #
#2511 [17:21] <coomo> im running it n my laptp
#2512 [17:21] * mib_zi936f [mib_zi936f@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2513 [17:22] <zkxs> give me the full hs_pid_err file using pastebin
#2514 [17:22] <coomo> my graphic card
#2515 [17:22] <coomo> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family
#2516 [17:22] <lamalee123> what do i do now?
#2517 [17:22] <coomo> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x4e59d09f, pid=4112, tid=5676 # # JRE version: 7.0-b147 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (21.0-b17 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [ig4dev32.dll+0xd09f] # # Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by def
#2518 [17:23] <tyteen4a03> coomo: Firstly, uninstall Java 7 and get java 6 update 30
#2519 [17:23] <tyteen4a03> ...
#2520 [17:23] <Wug> :pastebin > coomo
#2521 [17:23] <WugBot> coomo: (pastebin) Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
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#2523 [17:23] <moonoo> its me again
#2524 [17:23] <Wug> moonoo: stick around this time
#2525 [17:23] <zkxs> ig4dev32.dll is OpenGL
#2526 [17:23] <moonoo> i cant paster t irc its t long
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#2528 [17:23] <moonoo> oepngl?
#2529 [17:23] <Wug> use pastebin
#2530 [17:23] <zkxs> coomo/moonoo has a GFX issue
#2531 [17:24] <moonoo> hw i paste bin dudes?
#2532 [17:24] <moonoo> im kindn noob in it
#2533 [17:24] <zkxs> ??> moonoo win/dxdiag
#2534 [17:24] <VoxelHead> moonoo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2535 [17:24] <VoxelHead> moonoo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2536 [17:24] <lamalee123> i need help
#2537 [17:25] <lamalee123> i disabled my firewall and my security and its still not working
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#2539 [17:25] <Wug> lamalee123: what version of java do you have
#2540 [17:25] <lamalee123> how do i cheak that?
#2541 [17:25] <Wug> go to java.com , it will tell you
#2542 [17:25] <Wug> please tell us the version number
#2543 [17:25] <lamalee123> kk thank one min
#2544 [17:26] <moonoo> k here is hrs error http://pastebin.com/bbRNuNjL
#2545 [17:26] <lamalee123> Version 6 Update 27
#2546 [17:26] <lamalee123> that one
#2547 [17:27] <moonoo> this is dxiag http://pastebin.com/Y5uj24Cn
#2548 [17:27] <moonoo> i tried all versions of java
#2549 [17:27] <moonoo> even tried t dwngrade
#2550 [17:27] <lamalee123> do i update
#2551 [17:27] <zkxs> moonoo: I wouldn't worry about java, you need to update your graphics drivers
#2552 [17:27] <tyteen4a03> lamalee123: Yes
#2553 [17:27] <zkxs> moonoo: I'm looking for them now
#2554 [17:27] <lamalee123> kk
#2555 [17:27] <tyteen4a03> zkxs: You got that one?
#2556 [17:27] <lamalee123> thanks
#2557 [17:28] <zkxs> tyteen4a03: yep
#2558 [17:28] <moonoo> it is laptp
#2559 [17:28] * mib_8dx736 [mib_8dx736@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2560 [17:28] <tyteen4a03> zkxs: ok
#2561 [17:28] <moonoo> Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family i search on itel site fr updates fr this card nothing
#2562 [17:28] <tyteen4a03> ah, this one
#2563 [17:28] <moonoo> it is chipset card ///
#2564 [17:29] <mib_8dx736> i just bought minecraft and it wont run
#2565 [17:29] <moonoo> intel*
#2566 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> mib_8dx736: How does it now run? What happens when you try?
#2567 [17:29] <mib_8dx736> let me try one more time so i can copy the message
#2568 [17:30] <Wug> lamalee123: first uninstall any versions of java you already have
#2569 [17:30] <tyteen4a03> mib_8dx736: If it's really long, please use http://pastebin.com
#2570 [17:30] <ryeezy> wug: i got hte link
#2571 [17:30] <ryeezy> wug: you ready?
#2572 [17:30] <Wug> then download 6u30 from here:
#2573 [17:30] <Wug> :j
#2574 [17:30] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2575 [17:30] <Wug> ryeezy: fire away
#2576 [17:30] <ryeezy> wug : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MG3G8WJU
#2577 [17:30] <mib_8dx736> the started goes black
#2578 [17:30] <ryeezy> wug: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MG3G8WJU
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#2580 [17:30] <ryeezy> wug: you need the cordinates again?
#2581 [17:30] * mib_azf1hy [mib_azf1hy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2582 [17:30] <mib_8dx736> then it says bad video card drivers
#2583 [17:30] <lamalee1234> kk well i downloaded the newest java now what
#2584 [17:31] <Wug> I still have them
#2585 [17:31] <ryeezy> wug: youre amazing
#2586 [17:31] <Wug> lamalee1234: did you uninstall all of the old versions you have?
#2587 [17:31] <mib_azf1hy> How do you fix the Java se binary?
#2588 [17:31] <zkxs> moonoo: try this driver: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/18223/a08/win7_1512754.exe
#2589 [17:31] <lamalee1234> ummm i dont know
#2590 [17:31] <Wug> :dx > mib_azf1hy
#2591 [17:31] <WugBot> mib_azf1hy: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2592 [17:31] <WugBot> mib_azf1hy: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2593 [17:31] <lamalee1234> how do i chek
#2594 [17:31] <Wug> lamalee1234: control panel -> add/remove programs
#2595 [17:31] <Wug> find and remove all versions of java
#2596 [17:32] <Wug> then install the new one
#2597 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> :dx > mib_8dx736
#2598 [17:32] <WugBot> mib_8dx736: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2599 [17:32] <WugBot> mib_8dx736: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2600 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> Wug: wrong people :P
#2601 [17:32] <Wug> oops :P
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#2603 [17:32] <lamalee1234> do i delet update 6/27
#2604 [17:33] <lamalee1234> cuz i got 6/30
#2605 [17:33] <Wug> no, it wasnt. I believe they may have the same problem
#2606 [17:33] <moonoo> zkxs i install now i will update javva and back her tell what happend
#2607 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> [06:31] <mib_azf1hy> How do you fix the Java se binary?
#2608 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> hmm
#2609 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> maybe
#2610 [17:33] <mib_8dx736> it says i do ot meet the min requirements for the program
#2611 [17:33] <mib_8dx736> not*
#2612 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_8dx736 win/dxdiag
#2613 [17:33] <VoxelHead> mib_8dx736: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2614 [17:33] <VoxelHead> mib_8dx736: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2615 [17:33] <Wug> lamalee1234: from the control panel, uninstall it
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#2617 [17:34] <Wug> ryeezy: its about 50% downloaded, it might be a while before I have it back to you
#2618 [17:34] <lamalee1234> ok its uninstalled
#2619 [17:34] <lamalee1234> now what
#2620 [17:34] <ryeezy> wug: would you like my email so you can just email it to me when its done?
#2621 [17:34] <Wug> lamalee1234: ok, now install the newest version
#2622 [17:34] <lamalee1234> i did
#2623 [17:34] <lamalee1234> allready
#2624 [17:35] <lamalee1234> now what
#2625 [17:36] <Wug> lamalee1234: try to run minecraft again
#2626 [17:36] <tyteen4a03> I love how people run away after being told what to do
#2627 [17:36] <zkxs> perhaps they think it is a trap?
#2628 [17:37] <lamalee1234> still dosent work :( damit uhh it say i can play offline but when i click that it loads then the screen just gose black
#2629 [17:37] <lamalee1234> ??
#2630 [17:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> zkxs attitude
#2631 [17:37] <lamalee1234> am i screwed
#2632 [17:37] <VoxelHead> zkxs: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2633 [17:37] <VoxelHead> zkxs: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2634 [17:37] <tyteen4a03> oh wait
#2635 [17:37] <tyteen4a03> that's not it
#2636 [17:37] <Wug> lamalee1234: have you ever pirated minecraft before
#2637 [17:37] <tyteen4a03> I think it's something about "don't ask for it in the first place" thing
#2638 [17:37] <lamalee1234> no
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#2640 [17:38] <zkxs> ??< dont/bother
#2641 [17:38] <zkxs> ^ thats the one
#2642 [17:38] <Wug> can someone teamviewer lamalee1234
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#2644 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> oh right
#2645 [17:38] <lamalee1234> what dose that mean?
#2646 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> Wug: I got it, what you need?
#2647 [17:38] <zkxs> but dxdiag just sounds scary
#2648 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> or zkxs can get it
#2649 [17:38] <Wug> tyteen4a03: he cant connect
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#2651 [17:39] <Wug> has tried disabling firewalls and reinstalling java
#2652 [17:39] <Wug> umm wait
#2653 [17:39] <Wug> lamalee1234: has it ever worked before
#2654 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> Wug: linux has teamviewer...
#2655 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> oh, CLI
#2656 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> nvm then
#2657 [17:39] <lamalee1234> nope i got this laptope for christmas
#2658 [17:39] <coomo> i just back here to say thnx to use zxrx i solve prblem
#2659 [17:39] <Wug> lamalee1234: does your windows username have a ! in it
#2660 [17:39] <lamalee1234> and i downloaded it like a 3 days ago
#2661 [17:39] <coomo> after i install video drivers
#2662 [17:39] <zkxs> coomo: no problem
#2663 [17:39] <lamalee1234> how do i cheak that
#2664 [17:40] <coomo> zkxs thnx again and gd luck to u all :)
#2665 [17:40] <zkxs> coomo: have fun!
#2666 [17:40] <tyteen4a03> lamalee1234: Do you see the login screen when you turn on your computer?
#2667 [17:40] <Wug> lamalee1234: if you open the start menu, your account name should be in the upper right of the menu under your picture
#2668 [17:40] <Wug> or maybe above it. somewhere near it anyway
#2669 [17:40] <lamalee1234> yea it dose...
#2670 [17:40] <lamalee1234> haha
#2671 [17:40] <Wug> bingo
#2672 [17:40] <Wug> :!
#2673 [17:40] <WugBot> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file.
#2674 [17:40] <WugBot> !: Special Character Workaround: http://wug.me/minecraft/fix/Install.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work (though it usually does). Must be run as admin on vista/7.
#2675 [17:40] <Wug> run that and follow the directions
#2676 [17:40] <lamalee1234> how do i change it
#2677 [17:41] <zkxs> notch ought to fix that
#2678 [17:41] <Wug> you cant just change it
#2679 [17:41] <Wug> zkxs: its a java bug
#2680 [17:41] <Wug> not a minecraft bug
#2681 [17:41] <tyteen4a03> zkxs: I think it's related to some stupidity in java
#2682 [17:41] <zkxs> oh, scratch that then
#2683 [17:41] <Wug> lamalee1234: follow those instructions
#2684 [17:41] <lamalee1234> witch ones>?
#2685 [17:41] <Wug> :!
#2686 [17:41] <WugBot> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file.
#2687 [17:41] <WugBot> !: Special Character Workaround: http://wug.me/minecraft/fix/Install.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work (though it usually does). Must be run as admin on vista/7.
#2688 [17:42] <Wug> run the program and read the message box it displays
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#2690 [17:42] <Wug> you should be able to play minecraft afterwards if you follow the directions
#2691 [17:42] <tyteen4a03> Wug: what does that exe do actually?
#2692 [17:43] <lamalee1234> my computer wont let me run it?
#2693 [17:43] <Mrdudetehdude> I cant Install minecraft whenever I try it stops at a random percentage like 10%
#2694 [17:43] <Wug> tyteen4a03: makes a .minecraft folder somewhere else, downloads the launcher, makes a batch file, and makes a shortcut on the desktop
#2695 [17:43] <tyteen4a03> ah
#2696 [17:44] <Wug> Mrdudetehdude: try disabling any antimalware software you have
#2697 [17:44] <Wug> lamalee1234: you have to run it as admin
#2698 [17:44] <lamalee1234> ?????
#2699 [17:44] <lamalee1234> how
#2700 [17:44] <Wug> if you cant, ask your computer admin to help
#2701 [17:44] <lamalee1234> srry im noob
#2702 [17:44] <Wug> cant you just click yes on UAC?
#2703 [17:44] <Wug> its your laptop right?
#2704 [17:44] <lamalee1234> yea
#2705 [17:45] <Wug> you should have admin access then, but you could still ask your parents for help
#2706 [17:45] <lamalee1234> wait i downloaded it
#2707 [17:45] <lamalee1234> EFFEN RIGHT!!!
#2708 [17:46] <lamalee1234> thanks wug ur a huge help
#2709 [17:46] <lamalee1234> it works now
#2710 [17:46] <lamalee1234> arrggggg i love u
#2711 [17:46] <lamalee1234> hahahaha thank again
#2712 [17:46] <Wug> np
#2713 [17:46] <lamalee1234> have a good day
#2714 [17:47] <Mrdudetehdude> Wug i tried that but it still didnt work
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#2716 [17:49] <Wug> Mrdudetehdude: what antimalware software do you have
#2717 [17:49] <Wug> .....
#2718 [17:50] <GrimMMCL> i need help stoping the game from going to a black screen
#2719 [17:50] <DopeGhoti> GrimMMCL: when does this happen to you?
#2720 [17:51] <GrimMMCL> after playing for a couple of minutes
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#2722 [17:52] <GrimMMCL> i have been trying to fix it all day
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#2724 [17:55] <ryeezy> GrimMMCL: does it happen in multiplayer? i had a problem like that a few weeks ago
#2725 [17:56] <GrimMMCL> no in single player
#2726 [17:56] <ryeezy> oh im not sure then
#2727 [17:56] <GrimMMCL> shit really
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#2729 [17:59] <geraldbrent> Sup TrueWolves
#2730 [18:00] <TrueWolves> Hia
#2731 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> GrimMMCL: so it always happens aftera couple minutes of playing?
#2732 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> ??> GrimMMCL specs
#2733 [18:00] <VoxelHead> GrimMMCL: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2734 [18:01] <GrimMMCL> ya ok hold on
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#2736 [18:06] <sockmister> Hi
#2737 [18:06] <sockmister> Can I ask a question
#2738 [18:06] <geraldbrent> Shoot, someone can answer it!
#2739 [18:07] <GrimMMCL> i have windows 7 32 bit i have a AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 5800+ 3.01 GHz and i have 2.00 GB of Ram and I have a NVIDIA GeForce GT 430 Graphics card I have Java 6
#2740 [18:07] <sockmister> How to i purchse the game
#2741 [18:07] <sockmister> can i do it by cash?
#2742 [18:07] <GrimMMCL> no
#2743 [18:07] <geraldbrent> On the minecraft.net website via paypal or a credit card
#2744 [18:08] <GrimMMCL> i have windows 7 32 bit i have a AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 5800+ 3.01 GHz and i have 2.00 GB of Ram and I have a NVIDIA GeForce GT 430 Graphics card I have Java 6
#2745 [18:08] <sockmister> stfu
#2746 [18:08] <sockmister> how do i talk by voice in this chat
#2747 [18:08] <sockmister> how do i talk by voice in this chat
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#2750 [18:09] <sockmister> CAN I ASK A QUESTION
#2751 [18:09] <mr_evil> Hello
#2752 [18:09] <sockmister> HOW DO I TALK BY VOICE IN THIS CAT
#2753 [18:09] <sockmister> tCHT*
#2754 [18:09] <sockmister> Chat*
#2755 [18:10] <GrimMMCL> i have windows 7 32 bit i have a AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 5800+ 3.01 GHz and i have 2.00 GB of Ram and I have a NVIDIA GeForce GT 430 Graphics card I have Java 6
#2756 [18:10] <sockmister> SHUT THE FGUCK UPO
#2757 [18:10] <GrimMMCL> who u talking to
#2758 [18:10] <sockmister> U
#2759 [18:10] <sockmister> tduh
#2760 [18:11] <sockmister> HOW DO I TALK IN VOICE CHAT HERE
#2761 [18:11] <GrimMMCL> fuck u im trying to get help
#2762 [18:11] * AuBot kicked GrimMMCL from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rimMMCL :Please keep it civil.)
#2763 [18:11] <sockmister> fucking hell
#2764 [18:11] * AuBot kicked sockmister from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ockmister :Please keep it civil.)
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#2766 [18:11] <tyteen4a03> ..
#2767 [18:12] <mr_evil> When i try to log in to my acc on the windows program of minecraft It says minecraft.net
#2768 [18:13] <mr_evil> I mean can't connect to minecraft.net
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#2770 [18:13] <wannabemac> Allow it through your firewall
#2771 [18:13] <wannabemac> lol
#2772 [18:13] <wannabemac> Just noticed those kicks
#2773 [18:14] <mr_evil> i checked my firewalls and even allowed it and still it won't work unless i am doing somthing wrong
#2774 [18:14] <DopeGhoti> mr_evil: which launcher are you using-- the old one or the new one?
#2775 [18:14] <DopeGhoti> mr_evil: more to the point, try redownloading the launcher.
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#2777 [18:15] <mr_evil> I tired that also and i believe it is the recent one because i must of tried downloading it like 40 times
#2778 [18:16] <mr_fribble> i have never played minecraft so i went on today and when i tried to load the single player classic it said fatal error occured (4) unable to get input stream can someone help
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#2780 [18:18] <DopeGhoti> ah, sorry, we no longer support Classic.
#2781 [18:18] <keret> when i purchase minecraft it says that my account is closed, how do i open it?
#2782 [18:18] <DopeGhoti> ??> keret account
#2783 [18:18] <VoxelHead> keret: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#2784 [18:18] <VoxelHead> keret: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#2785 [18:18] <Wug> ryeezy: you still there? want to send me your email?
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#2787 [18:18] <mr_evil> So what do you think the problem is?
#2788 [18:18] <Wug> use /msg wug email address goes here
#2789 [18:19] <keret> thanks. i think i got it.
#2790 [18:19] <keret> ill go to support site.
#2791 [18:19] <ryeezy> wug: you get it?
#2792 [18:19] <DopeGhoti> ??> mr_evil win/profile
#2793 [18:19] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2794 [18:19] <mr_evil> the minecraft plays offline and does all that but just won't sign in to the acc
#2795 [18:19] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
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#2797 [18:21] <mr_evil> i tired a different acc and my friend used his and he couldn't get on ethier from the program. It logs into the site and lets me play the sites game play online only on the site but not on the progarm.
#2798 [18:22] <DopeGhoti> mr_evil: a new _computer_ account, not a different _minecraft_ account.
#2799 [18:22] <DopeGhoti> Please fully read and follow the directions you are given.
#2800 [18:22] <mr_evil> sorry about that
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#2802 [18:24] <mr_evil> It logged in my other pc just fine
#2803 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> Try. Another account. On the same computer.
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#2805 [18:27] <mr_evil> i tried that another acc on this pc but it won't log it when i tired it on the other one it works just fine logs in and everything. When i just tired loging into a different acc on the other pc it also worked again
#2806 [18:28] <mr_evil> brb
#2807 [18:29] <mib_nj0cr0> HEY DDUE
#2808 [18:29] <mib_nj0cr0> how DO I VOICE CHAT
#2809 [18:29] <mib_nj0cr0> ???FD
#2810 [18:29] <mib_nj0cr0> NIGGERS
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#2815 [18:33] <toddishere> Im having an error running minecraft in windows xp. can any 1 help?
#2816 [18:33] <toddishere> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x48fd792c, pid=1244, tid=1904
#2817 [18:36] <wannabemac> ??> toddishere win/dxdiag
#2818 [18:36] <VoxelHead> toddishere: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2819 [18:36] <VoxelHead> toddishere: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#2821 [18:37] <toddishere> ok
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#2823 [18:38] <Aouros> Minecraft was unable to start because it was unable to find an accelerated OpenGL
#2824 [18:38] <Aouros> mode
#2825 [18:38] <Wug> :dx > Aouros
#2826 [18:38] <WugBot> Aouros: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2827 [18:38] <WugBot> Aouros: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2828 [18:39] <toddishere> http://pastebin.com/a4fvKj2s
#2829 [18:39] <Aouros> Win+R?
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#2831 [18:39] <zkxs> ?? win/key
#2832 [18:39] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2833 [18:40] <Aouros> ok
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#2835 [18:40] <mib_jmbcnc> i downloaded minecraft diut i did nt gan one file
#2836 [18:40] <Wug> wut
#2837 [18:40] <Wug> :server N>> wug
#2838 [18:41] <toddishere> http://pastebin.com/a4fvKj2s the the dx that was asked for.. for my problem
#2839 [18:41] <mib_jmbcnc> i download mincraft but i did not get the files for it like bin
#2840 [18:41] <toddishere> mib you have login and download it
#2841 [18:41] <toddishere> from the exe file
#2842 [18:41] <mib_jmbcnc> k
#2843 [18:41] <toddishere> then it saves to your %appdata% folder
#2844 [18:41] <mib_jmbcnc> k
#2845 [18:41] <mib_jmbcnc> i will
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#2847 [18:43] <mib_jmbcnc> ty it woked
#2848 [18:43] <toddishere> YW
#2849 [18:44] <toddishere> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x48fd792c, pid=1244, tid=1904
#2850 [18:44] <toddishere> http://pastebin.com/a4fvKj2s
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#2852 [18:46] <toddishere> sry im back
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#2854 [18:47] <toddishere> no help?
#2855 [18:47] <piisendless> :( i bought minecraft premium and my account says i havent. I waited for six days. And bought it multiple times.
#2856 [18:48] <piisendless> :/
#2857 [18:49] <piisendless> Hello???
#2858 [18:50] <piisendless> -_-
#2859 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> piisendless: you say you've bought the game multiple times. Did you buy at http://www.minecraft.net ?
#2860 [18:50] <piisendless> Yes I did.
#2861 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> did the monies actually come out of your funding source several times?
#2862 [18:51] <piisendless> No cash was taken out of my account.
#2863 [18:51] <Wug> :payment/stopped
#2864 [18:51] <WugBot> payment/stopped: Banks, credit card companies, etc. frequently stop minecraft purchases for your protection because they are international transactions. You may have to call your financial institution and ask that they approve the transfer.
#2865 [18:51] <WugBot> payment/stopped: If you're not sure what to say, tell them: "I would like to make an international purchase and payment is being declined. How would I go about approving the purchase?"
#2866 [18:52] <piisendless> Okay I'll try that thank you every much. :)
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#2868 [18:56] <frown> Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0
#2869 [18:56] <frown> whoops
#2870 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> frown: gesundheit.
#2871 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> !topic -1
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#2873 [18:57] <toddishere_> can ne 1 help
#2874 [18:58] <toddishere_> Current thread (0x49749800): JavaThread "Minecraft main thread" daemon
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#2876 [19:04] <sockmister> it the version supposed to be 1.0.0/
#2877 [19:04] <sockmister> ?
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#2879 [19:08] <sockmister> how do i upgrade the version to 1.0.1?
#2880 [19:10] <sockmister> how do i upgrade the client to version 1.0.1?
#2881 [19:11] <mudpithv> I tried deleting the .minecraft folder and reinstalling it, but it still didnt fix it.
#2882 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> There is no client 1.0.1
#2883 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> only the server has been updated past 1.0.0
#2884 [19:13] <mudpithv> how can i fix my minecraft freezing in game?
#2885 [19:17] <Wug> mudpithv: do you have 32 bit windows
#2886 [19:17] <Wug> or 64 bit (or whatever os you are on)
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#2888 [19:22] <Creedo> hey
#2889 [19:22] <Creedo> anyone here?
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#2891 [19:22] <Creedo> hello?
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#2893 [19:23] <kendle> help to install minecrat in windows 7
#2894 [19:23] <Creedo> ahm there is no real installation
#2895 [19:23] <Creedo> you just run it
#2896 [19:23] <Creedo> download it from minecraft.net
#2897 [19:23] <kendle> i have windows 7 32 bit
#2898 [19:23] <Creedo> you need java though
#2899 [19:24] <Creedo> you have to have the latest java version
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#2901 [19:26] <mudpithv> Wug, i have 64 bit
#2902 [19:26] <mudpithv> hello...?
#2903 [19:27] <Wug> mudpithv: sorry, I was talking to someone else
#2904 [19:27] <Wug> do you have 64 bit java
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#2908 [19:29] <BIG_Mike0746> hey guys
#2909 [19:29] <JackMalia> i need help i can't run my minecraft
#2910 [19:29] <JackMalia> i have it downloaded
#2911 [19:30] <JackMalia> but it wont run when i try to start it
#2912 [19:30] <mudpithv> yes
#2913 [19:30] <JackMalia> ?
#2914 [19:30] <mudpithv> @Wug : yes, it seems that i need to have the 32 bit version installed for minecraft to run at all
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#2916 [19:31] <Wug> mudpithv: well, try installing the 64 bit version
#2917 [19:31] <Wug> get this version:
#2918 [19:31] <Wug> :j
#2919 [19:31] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2920 [19:31] <Wug> 64 bit windows download is the last one in the list
#2921 [19:31] <Wug> we'll make it work if it doesnt want to
#2922 [19:32] <BIG_Mike0746> I just recently downloaded Minecraft. When I try to install it/run it, it starts loading and extracting, gets almost done, then immediately goes to black screen and then crashes. I've deleted and redownloaded several times with the same results. I've deleted java and reinstalled, with the same results. Can anyone help?
#2923 [19:32] <JackMalia> what about me
#2924 [19:33] <mudpithv> @Wug : I have the 32 bit java installed
#2925 [19:34] <JackMalia> OMG
#2926 [19:34] <JackMalia> HELP ME
#2927 [19:34] <Wug> JackMalia: OMG WHAT
#2928 [19:35] <Wug> mudpithv: I know, install the 64 bit version as well
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#2930 [19:35] <Wug> :dx > BIG_Mike0746
#2931 [19:35] <WugBot> BIG_Mike0746: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2932 [19:35] <WugBot> BIG_Mike0746: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2933 [19:36] <mib_yr43lp> Is this where I ask my question?
#2934 [19:36] <mudpithv> @Wug : I don't know which one I should download.
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#2936 [19:37] <Wug> mudpithv: I sent you a link to a download page
#2937 [19:37] <Wug> the last one in the list is the one for 64 bit windows
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#2939 [19:38] <JackMalia> i have minecraft down loaded and its pinned to my taskbar but whenever i try to run it it doesnt work
#2940 [19:38] <mudpithv> @Wug : The thing is I already have the 64 bit of Java installed
#2941 [19:38] <LawfulTub> Im trying to run the game, i had patched MC patcher to include a minimap mod and before i had tried to chang the enchanting text lenguage and now when i run the game it gives me an error
#2942 [19:38] <mib_yr43lp> I need some help. I just purchased Minecraft last night. And my account now says it is premium. However, when I go to download the game, it just says there was an error and it doesn't allow me to download the first file it says to. I have tried multiple times, as well as trying after I update my computer.
#2943 [19:39] <mib_j7rvqk> help to install minecraft in windowos 7 64 bit
#2944 [19:39] <Wug> LawfulTub: we dont support mods
#2945 [19:39] <Wug> you can remove the mod and start over by force updating
#2946 [19:39] <LawfulTub> I have
#2947 [19:40] <Wug> LawfulTub: you still get errors after force updating?
#2948 [19:40] <LawfulTub> I have also re-installed mc to try and fix the problem that way
#2949 [19:40] <LawfulTub> let me try again
#2950 [19:40] <Wug> do you have any HD texture packs
#2951 [19:40] <Wug> force updating doesnt remove them and they can make vanilla minecraft crash
#2952 [19:41] <LawfulTub> I do not have any HD tp's
#2953 [19:41] <Wug> :ts/launcher > LawfulTub
#2954 [19:41] <WugBot> LawfulTub: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#2955 [19:41] <WugBot> LawfulTub: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2956 [19:41] <Wug> that saves a log file. try running minecraft from there and i'll review the log file if you still have issues
#2957 [19:42] <LawfulTub> sure thanks
#2958 [19:43] <Wug> mudpithv: you already have 64 bit java but it doesnt work. does it crash or something?
#2959 [19:43] <mudpithv> @Wug : Yep. Few seconds in game, I punching trees and BAM, my minecraft freezes.
#2960 [19:45] <Wug> mudpithv: are you playing from the browser
#2961 [19:45] <BIG_Mike0746> Wug: I copied the dxdiag file I saved to pastebin.com and submitted but was not sent to nor given another link
#2962 [19:45] <mudpithv> @Wug : No, from the client.
#2963 [19:46] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: it should send you to another pastebin page
#2964 [19:47] <Wug> mudpithv: have you tried doing clean installs
#2965 [19:47] <Wug> i.e. uninstalling all versions of java and reinstalling only the most recent correct ones
#2966 [19:47] <BIG_Mike0746> Oh, I see.... here's the link: http://pastebin.com/eKcPT21Y
#2967 [19:47] <Wug> if there is some old leftover crap from a while ago, that will clear it up
#2968 [19:48] <mudpithv> @Wug : So I should uninstall all Java versions, and reinstall the latest x64 and the x32 Java versions?
#2969 [19:48] <Wug> mudpithv: yep
#2970 [19:48] <Wug> if you still have that tab open with the download links, you can get them all from there
#2971 [19:49] <mudpithv> @Wug : should I reboot my pc after that?
#2972 [19:49] <Wug> mudpithv: if it asks you to, otherwise you shouldnt have tpo
#2973 [19:49] <Wug> :ts/launcher > BIG_Mike0746
#2974 [19:49] <WugBot> BIG_Mike0746: (ts/launcher) Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#2975 [19:49] <WugBot> BIG_Mike0746: (ts/launcher) Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#2976 [19:50] <mib_yr43lp> Oh, and I am using a Windows 7 computer. That shouldn't affect anything if I am downloading the Windows version, correct?
#2977 [19:50] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: can you try to run minecraft from that? I'm not sure its a driver issue
#2978 [19:50] <Wug> mib_yr43lp: nope
#2979 [19:50] <Wug> mib_yr43lp: sorry, I missed your message earlier
#2980 [19:50] <Wug> have you tried disabling any antimalware software you have
#2981 [19:50] <mib_yr43lp> That's okay.
#2982 [19:50] <mudpithv> @Wug : Should I install the x86 one? I see no x32.
#2983 [19:51] <Wug> and what antimalware software do you have, if any
#2984 [19:51] <mib_yr43lp> Oh, no. I
#2985 [19:51] <mib_yr43lp> I'll try that.
#2986 [19:51] <Wug> mudpithv: the x86 one is the 32 bit version
#2987 [19:51] <mib_yr43lp> I have Kapersky.
#2988 [19:51] <Wug> online or offline, doesnt matter, they both install the same thing
#2989 [19:54] <mudpithv> @Wug : does antivirus programs interfere with playing minecraft?
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#2991 [19:55] <mib_yr43lp> Hmm. It still isn't allowing me to download the minecraft.exe file.
#2992 [19:56] <mib_yr43lp> Anything else I should try to do?
#2993 [19:59] <mudpithv> @Wug : What should I do after the clean install?
#2994 [19:59] <Wug> mudpithv: reinstall them
#2995 [19:59] <Wug> :j
#2996 [19:59] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#2997 [19:59] <Wug> if youve already done that
#2998 [19:59] <Wug> then try running minecraft again from the launcher
#2999 [20:00] <Wug> mib_yr43lp: try a different browser maybe?
#3000 [20:00] <mib_yr43lp> Alright. I'll try that.
#3001 [20:01] <mib_yr43lp> Is there a recommended one aside from Internet Explorer (the browser I was using)?
#3002 [20:01] <Wug> :browsers > mib_yr43lp
#3003 [20:01] <WugBot> mib_yr43lp: (browsers) Don't use Internet Explorer or Safari, each has a set of irritating issues that interfere with minecraft. Use one of the following instead:
#3004 [20:01] <WugBot> mib_yr43lp: (browsers) Firefox: http://mozilla.org/en-US/ -- Chrome: http://google.com/chrome -- Opera: http://www.opera.com/
#3005 [20:01] <mib_yr43lp> Alright. Thank you. I'll try that.
#3006 [20:02] <mudpithv> @Wug : Doesn't work...
#3007 [20:03] <mudpithv> @Wug : It froze and turned white
#3008 [20:03] <BIG_Mike0746> @ Wug: No, it goes to black screen and then crashes from that one as well.
#3009 [20:03] <Wug> is this playing in game or just having logged in
#3010 [20:03] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: ok, it save a log file called %appdata%\.minecraft\minecraft.log
#3011 [20:03] <Wug> open that file and pastebin the contents
#3012 [20:05] <mudpithv> wuggggg
#3013 [20:06] <mib_yr43lp> Alright. It looks like it is working now. Thank you so much for your help. It's greatly appreciated.
#3014 [20:06] <BIG_Mike0746> @Wug: http://pastebin.com/pA44EFdE
#3015 [20:08] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: thats all there is?
#3016 [20:09] <BIG_Mike0746> That's it
#3017 [20:09] <Wug> I'm not sure what the problem is then. did you say you had tried updating java or was that someone ele
#3018 [20:09] <Wug> else*
#3019 [20:09] <BIG_Mike0746> That was me.
#3020 [20:09] <Wug> what version did you install
#3021 [20:09] <BIG_Mike0746> yes, I've updated java. Let me check what I have now.
#3022 [20:09] <Wug> and did you uninstall all of the other versions you had first
#3023 [20:09] <BIG_Mike0746> Yes
#3024 [20:11] <Wug> mudpithv: try the special launcher
#3025 [20:11] <BIG_Mike0746> Java SE Version 6 Update 30 (build 1.6.0_30-b12)
#3026 [20:11] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: Im not sure then
#3027 [20:11] <Wug> does it work from browser?
#3028 [20:11] <Wug> and has it ever worked before?
#3029 [20:12] <mudpithv> @Wug : Whats the special launcher?
#3030 [20:12] <Wug> :ts/launcher
#3031 [20:12] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#3032 [20:12] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://wug.me/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#3033 [20:12] <BIG_Mike0746> No, it doesn't work from browser either. It starts to load but then all I see is a white screen. I've never played it before. I've only downloaded it and I'm trying to install it.
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#3035 [20:13] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: I'm not sure then, sorry. can you try updating your graphics drivers
#3036 [20:14] <BIG_Mike0746> *sigh* Okay, thanks anyway for trying to help me.
#3037 [20:14] <mudpithv> @Wug : I didn't buy Minecraft, I use a free minecraft launcher from AnjoCaido.
#3038 [20:14] <BIG_Mike0746> I'll try the graphics driver update.
#3039 [20:14] <Wug> mudpithv: oh
#3040 [20:14] <Wug> well
#3041 [20:14] <TrueWolves> Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
#3042 [20:14] * Wug kicked mudpithv from #minecrafthelp (Reason: udpithv :pirate)
#3043 [20:15] <TrueWolves> ...
#3044 [20:15] <Wug> TrueWolves: zing was on earlier, I boxified her
#3045 [20:15] <TrueWolves> Does the bot really think it can stop me from doing that?
#3046 [20:15] <Wug> yes
#3047 [20:15] <Wug> and its wrong
#3048 [20:15] <Wug> dope refuses to change it
#3049 [20:15] <TrueWolves> Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
#3050 [20:16] <TrueWolves> Ha no.
#3051 [20:16] <TrueWolves> Okay I'm done.
#3052 [20:16] * Wug spammmmmmmmmmmm
#3052 [20:16] <Wug> *ehem*
#3053 [20:16] * Wug pokes VoxelHead
#3053 [20:17] * Wug shrugs
#3053 [20:17] <TrueWolves> hehe
#3054 [20:17] <Wug> ttttttttt
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#3056 [20:17] * Wug slaps VoxelHead
#3056 [20:17] <wannabemac> Ho come you didnt ban mudpithv?
#3057 [20:17] * Wug ttttttttt
#3057 [20:18] * Wug apparently I can spam whatever I want when using /me and its ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DopeGhoti you should probably fix this)
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#3058 [20:18] <Wug> wannabemac: he hasnt come back yet
#3059 [20:18] <sprocket> well it still didnd't work
#3060 [20:18] * wannabemac thinks wug is setting a bad example.
#3060 [20:18] <TrueWolves> I started it.
#3061 [20:18] <TrueWolves> Apologies.
#3062 [20:19] <Wug> I wasnt 100% sure that it would work so I tested it
#3063 [20:19] <Wug> but you'
#3064 [20:19] <sprocket> I think it is somthing stoping the progarm for the minecraft progarm
#3065 [20:19] <Wug> re right, I shouldnt do stuff like that
#3066 [20:19] <wannabemac> AuBot had been too aggressive with antiflood lately.
#3067 [20:20] <Wug> bad wug
#3068 [20:20] * wannabemac stabs wug.
#3068 [20:20] <Wug> sprocket: you mean program?
#3069 [20:20] <sprocket> yea sorry xD
#3070 [20:21] <Wug> sprocket: do you have java 7
#3071 [20:21] <sprocket> it just won't see minecraft.net
#3072 [20:21] <Wug> sprocket: do you have java 7
#3073 [20:21] <sprocket> i have 6
#3074 [20:22] <Wug> you're quite sure
#3075 [20:22] <sprocket> yes
#3076 [20:22] <Wug> has it ever worked
#3077 [20:24] <BIG_Mike0746> should I have Java 7 update 2 or Java 6 update 30?
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#3079 [20:24] <sprocket> a few months ago it has but that is when my freind went on but now it won't even see minecraft.net sooo i am not sure if it id java or a file or something stoping it i check the firewalls already and turned them off and tried and on and tried and even added to the list so i can use it.... so i am lost
#3080 [20:25] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: you should have 6u30
#3081 [20:26] <Wug> sprocket: you do own minecraft right?
#3082 [20:26] <BIG_Mike0746> okay. For win XP pro, which one should I download from here? http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html
#3083 [20:26] <sprocket> yes i know do own it
#3084 [20:26] <Wug> BIG_Mike0746: the x86 offline one
#3085 [20:26] <sprocket> now*
#3086 [20:26] <BIG_Mike0746> The Kernel, The on..
#3087 [20:27] <BIG_Mike0746> okay, thanks
#3088 [20:28] <sprocket> it works on the site just not the progarm
#3089 [20:28] <Wug> sprocket: that really really sounds a lot like a firewall
#3090 [20:29] <sprocket> but yet i tried that
#3091 [20:29] <Wug> if the download one doesnt work, use the web one
#3092 [20:29] <sprocket> i'll look more into the firewall then and ok thx
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#3096 [20:56] <durante> my minecraft keeps saying that my video drivers are bad
#3097 [20:57] <durante> what do i do?
#3098 [20:57] <durante> hello?
#3099 [20:58] <durante> i just payed for the game
#3100 [20:58] <durante> and i havent even got a chace to play it
#3101 [21:01] <durante> any body out there?
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#3106 [21:14] <durante> hello?
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#3108 [21:15] <beastzboy> Hello
#3109 [21:15] <beastzboy> Are minecrafts servers down? Or did i get hacked. I cannot sign into my account
#3110 [21:16] <beastzboy> It just says "Login failed"
#3111 [21:17] <durante> no helpers are here :(
#3112 [21:17] <beastzboy> :( Are they down for you
#3113 [21:18] <durante> idk i cat do anything with the game
#3114 [21:18] <durante> cant
#3115 [21:18] <Wug> beastzboy: if you're sure your password is correct and its still not letting you in
#3116 [21:18] <Wug> use the password reset
#3117 [21:19] <Wug> :resetpass
#3118 [21:19] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#3119 [21:21] <beastzboy> The email i bought my account with is not active anymore :( I got a new one when i switched from roadrunner to verizon
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#3121 [21:21] <keret> hey
#3122 [21:22] <beastzboy> Is there any other ways to reset my password?
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#3126 [21:24] <keret> when i downloaded mine craft after i bought it i tryed to run my download to play or install what ever one comes next it says cannot ... one sec i have to look again
#3127 [21:24] <mib_u95781> any help please trying to play minecraft in my new laptop windows 7 64 bit but it chrashes
#3128 [21:26] <mib_u95781> do I need to reinstall java again?
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#3130 [21:26] <Spannana> I have had minecraft for a few weeks and it was all going fine till i decided to try and install the Aether mod! i already had a couple other mods and they worked fine but once id followed all the instructions correctly i couldnt even get to the main menu. i deleted all files relating to minecraft and re installed java and it still wont work! HALP!
#3131 [21:28] <keret> it says could not create the java vertual machine
#3132 [21:30] <keret> so what do i do
#3133 [21:31] <Spannana> im wondering the same thing ahah
#3134 [21:32] <keret> hey at least you could play lol
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#3136 [21:32] <Spannana> haha true
#3137 [21:32] <keret> me i just bought it n this happen :/
#3138 [21:32] <Spannana> thats annoying
#3139 [21:32] <keret> did you see the portal gun mod
#3140 [21:33] <keret> ya i know it is
#3141 [21:33] <Spannana> yeah haha i dont think ill be installing anymore mods haha if i get it fixed that is
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#3143 [21:34] <keret> oh haha
#3144 [21:35] <Spannana> haha aaahhh the many times id rage quit in a day lol
#3145 [21:35] <clarjon1> Spannana: do you have the launcher?
#3146 [21:35] <keret> so how long does it take for a reply typically
#3147 [21:36] <Spannana> clarjon1 no ideawhat youre on about lol im a noob :P
#3148 [21:36] <clarjon1> Spannana: ok, do you play the game in a web browser, or from a launcher program
#3149 [21:36] <Spannana> ummm i played it from my desktop so launcher i think
#3150 [21:37] <clarjon1> Spannana: ok, where you punch in the Login details, there will be two buttons, one of which named "Options"
#3151 [21:37] <clarjon1> click that button
#3152 [21:37] <clarjon1> then click on Force Update
#3153 [21:37] <Spannana> k hang on
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#3155 [21:40] <Spannana> :O THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU haha youre a legend :3
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#3157 [21:40] <yampertx> hello
#3158 [21:40] <Spannana> keret good luck
#3159 [21:41] <clarjon1> keret: what version of java do you have installed?
#3160 [21:41] <clarjon1> keret: java 7?
#3161 [21:41] <yampertx> I am trying to run the classic version for free to see if I like the game and want to buy it but it is only black screen
#3162 [21:42] <Wug> yampertx: there is a demo version of the beta you might try
#3163 [21:42] <Wug> :demo
#3164 [21:42] <WugBot> demo: Minecraft has a (somewhat outdated) demo available. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3165 [21:42] <WugBot> demo: Article and Download Link: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#3166 [21:42] <TT> I can't start my game bacause i have bad video drivers what video drivers do i need and where do i get them + i'm on a lap top
#3167 [21:42] <keret> the latest version
#3168 [21:42] <yampertx> It would be good but I am unable to find any demos that work on my computer
#3169 [21:43] <Wug> yampertx: try that link
#3170 [21:43] <clarjon1> keret: yes, but which 'latest version'
#3171 [21:43] <clarjon1> keret: there are a few different ones
#3172 [21:43] <clarjon1> ??< index
#3173 [21:43] <Wug> if it doesnt work, you can try updating your drivers
#3174 [21:43] <keret> i just downloaded java when i saw i was having a problem i it didnt help
#3175 [21:43] <Wug> if it still doesnt work, it probably wont run on your computer
#3176 [21:44] <clarjon1> ??> keret java/version
#3177 [21:44] <VoxelHead> keret: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3178 [21:44] <keret> 6 or 7
#3179 [21:44] <VoxelHead> keret: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3180 [21:44] <Wug> keret: one has issues, the other doesnt
#3181 [21:44] <Wug> please just be specific
#3182 [21:45] <yampertx> It is for .exe I am on linux mint 9
#3183 [21:45] <keret> im on my tablet right now and i dont see the link my father is a tech and he said to run windows update that mite help
#3184 [21:46] <yampertx> Wher to set up easily for linux
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#3186 [21:46] <clarjon1> keret: that will help in the same way that changing your car's battery when the gas tank is empty will help.
#3187 [21:46] <keret> k ill check now
#3188 [21:46] <Wug> yampertx: It is windows only, sorry
#3189 [21:46] <mib_89yw2k> hello?
#3190 [21:46] <Wug> mib_89yw2k: hello
#3191 [21:47] <mib_89yw2k> what do i do here?
#3192 [21:47] <yampertx> I have registered to play on the site and the black screen only comes on the classic
#3193 [21:47] <xales> yampertx: Classic only works on Windows, as far as I know.
#3194 [21:47] <keret> its verifying
#3195 [21:47] <mib_89yw2k> i have bought the game but it says user not premium
#3196 [21:48] <mib_89yw2k> ive been waiting one hour
#3197 [21:48] <yampertx> does anyone know where there is linux support
#3198 [21:48] <xales> mib_89yw2k: Be patient, sometimes it can take a little while before your account is marked as premium.
#3199 [21:48] <keret> it says i have 6
#3200 [21:48] <xales> yampertx: Again, Classic will not run on Linux.
#3201 [21:48] <mib_89yw2k> people says it has been 2 days since
#3202 [21:48] <Wug> xales: wololo
#3203 [21:48] <xales> mib_89yw2k: Check with your financial institution to ensure the charge has gone through.
#3204 [21:48] <xales> Wug: Hi.
#3205 [21:48] <Wug> classic works fine on linux
#3206 [21:49] <Wug> I bet it doesnt like his graphics drivers
#3207 [21:49] <xales> Wug: Well, it doesn't work on OS X, at least :p
#3208 [21:49] <Wug> thats because mac
#3209 [21:49] <xales> I know.
#3210 [21:49] <keret> do i need to get 7
#3211 [21:49] <xales> keret: Do not get 7
#3212 [21:49] <mib_89yw2k> how do i check with them
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#3214 [21:50] <yampertx> it was going the other day but now is only black when I registered
#3215 [21:50] <xales> mib_89yw2k: Ask your parents.
#3216 [21:51] <xales> yampertx: Wug is our...Linux expert. Ask him :D
#3217 [21:51] <mib_89yw2k> well i did see the thank you for your purchase page
#3218 [21:51] <mib_89yw2k> and i waited
#3219 [21:51] <mib_89yw2k> a while
#3220 [21:51] <Wug> xales: I might stand corrected maybe
#3221 [21:51] <Wug> I cant get it working on my laptop, though I could swear that it has worked recently
#3222 [21:51] <keret> why not get 7
#3223 [21:51] <mib_89yw2k> to check but it said i wasnt premium
#3224 [21:52] <xales> keret: Minecraft does not work with 7.
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#3226 [21:52] <xales> mib_89yw2k: Again, be patient. Check with your financial institution to make sure the charge was successfully made.
#3227 [21:52] <minecraft_> I seem to keep getting a "failed to login " screen every time i turn on minecraft. My wireless is fine, and i have paid for my game. P.S. I am running on windows 7
#3228 [21:52] <Wug> :resetpass > minecraft_
#3229 [21:52] <WugBot> minecraft_: (resetpass) You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#3230 [21:53] <keret> k i have 6 and it says
#3231 [21:53] <TT> does anyone know what the video card drivers are because it says i can't play without them being updated?
#3232 [21:53] <Wug> :dx > tt
#3233 [21:53] <WugBot> tt: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3234 [21:53] <WugBot> tt: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3235 [21:53] <keret> could not create java vertual machine
#3236 [21:53] <Wug> xales: take over for a while
#3237 [21:53] <Wug> I've been at it all day and its food time
#3238 [21:54] <xales> keret: How much RAM does your computer have?
#3239 [21:54] <yampertx> I have just tried XP with same account setting but nothing loads at all
#3240 [21:54] <Wug> dont set any TLD bans while I'm gone like that time you banned a x.*.*.* block in #mcchatter :>
#3241 [21:54] <xales> yampertx: Try updating your video card driver, then.
#3242 [21:55] <yampertx> the driver on that computer runs a linux version
#3243 [21:55] <minecraft_> I seem to keep getting a "failed to login " screen every time i turn on minecraft. My wireless is fine, and i have paid for my game. P.S. I am running on windows 7
#3244 [21:55] <xales> TT: Video card drivers are the software that tells the computer how to display things on the screen. If you follow WugBot's instructions above, we will be able to see what video card your computer has, and direct you to where you can download the latest drivers.
#3245 [21:55] <xales> minecraft_: "Login Failed" is an indicator that your username or password is incorrect.
#3246 [21:56] <minecraft_> I have been using the same username and password for a year and a half
#3247 [21:56] <xales> minecraft_: Make sure you are entering it correctly, and there's not some extra character somewhere.
#3248 [21:56] <keret> let me check
#3249 [21:56] <minecraft_> ok
#3250 [21:58] <keret> 1.87 gb of ram
#3251 [21:58] <xales> keret: What edition of Windows 7 are you running?
#3252 [21:59] <minecraft_> oh god just wonderful. please help me! My password has decided to change on me!
#3253 [21:59] <xales> :resetpass > minecraft_
#3254 [21:59] <WugBot> minecraft_: (resetpass) You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
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#3256 [21:59] <wannabemac> You password cannot change itself.
#3257 [21:59] <mib_1jm6kx> Hiiii
#3258 [21:59] <keret> i have xp
#3259 [21:59] <wannabemac> That would take some voodoo.
#3260 [21:59] <minecraft_> thank you
#3261 [21:59] <xales> keret: Have you completely removed and reinstalled Java?
#3262 [22:00] <mib_1jm6kx> my game just stops when trying to play at the mojang screen :/
#3263 [22:00] <keret> yes
#3264 [22:00] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: Have you attempted to install any mods or texture packs? Has it worked before?
#3265 [22:00] <xales> keret: Try playing in your browser, at minecraft.net
#3266 [22:01] <mib_1jm6kx> i havent
#3267 [22:01] <yampertx> It is quite frustrating as I have been try ing for a few days now just to get it to play on my computer.
#3268 [22:01] <xales> :fu > mib_1jm6kx
#3269 [22:01] <WugBot> mib_1jm6kx: (fu) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3270 [22:01] <WugBot> mib_1jm6kx: (fu) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3271 [22:02] <keret> it will let me do that but i want to be able to take it on the go to
#3272 [22:02] <mib_1jm6kx> ok
#3273 [22:03] <xales> keret: That may be the only way to play it, unfortunately. I'm not sure if there's a fix for that, but perhaps wait until GreyVulpine or Wug is around, who would probably know if there was.
#3274 [22:03] <mib_1jm6kx> no it didnt work :/
#3275 [22:04] <keret> kk any time estamites?
#3276 [22:04] <mib_1jm6kx> my game just completely crashes :/
#3277 [22:04] <xales> keret: I have no idea when, sorry.
#3278 [22:05] <keret> k
#3279 [22:05] <mib_1jm6kx> IT KEEEPS CRAAAAASHING
#3280 [22:05] <mib_1jm6kx> man i hate it
#3281 [22:05] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: If you want help, you have to be patient and not spam caps like that.
#3282 [22:05] <mib_1jm6kx> fiiine sigh
#3283 [22:06] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: Download this file to your desktop, and then run it: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/DiagnoseMinecraft.bat
#3284 [22:06] <mib_1jm6kx> skynet
#3285 [22:06] <mib_1jm6kx> lol dang
#3286 [22:06] <mib_1jm6kx> thought it would kick me out
#3287 [22:07] <keret> do you think completly wiping my computor would work?
#3288 [22:07] <mib_1jm6kx> is there a virus???
#3289 [22:07] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: No. All that does it launch Minecraft, but saves any errors it encounters to a text file.
#3290 [22:07] <xales> keret: Possibly, but it's more likely that it's a hardware issue.
#3291 [22:08] <mib_1jm6kx> will it delete anything???
#3292 [22:08] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: No.
#3293 [22:11] <xales> mib_1jm6kx: Have you run it using that file?
#3294 [22:15] <xales> Derp.
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#3298 [22:17] <ginganinja> unable to download minecraft it says "miinecraft.exe has been moved or deleted" anyone help?
#3299 [22:19] <Thrae> !client
#3300 [22:19] <ginganinja> huh?
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#3302 [22:20] <ginganinja> jst tried the windows nd it says minecraft might have been moved or deleted? anyone know how to get past it?
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#3304 [22:22] <Thrae> ginganinja: Download the launcher here -- https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe?48433824779516
#3305 [22:22] <ginganinja> k
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#3307 [22:22] <ginganinja> thrae : it couldn't be downloaded
#3308 [22:23] <Thrae> ginganinja: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe
#3309 [22:23] <mib_ozpzj8> Can any one help me with a server problem?
#3310 [22:23] <ginganinja> isn't working i jst got an email saying to add it to my firewalls exceptions ill try that
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#3314 [22:31] <mib_g12768> my minecraft crashed what do i do ?
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#3316 [22:34] <ginganinja> still isnt working :( anyone help
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#3319 [22:39] <kryptonaut> ok so here's a google doc describing my problem (it was an email I sent to Notch, but as expected, he didn't answer): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jnFtdiMW-NZEN0CFQoVOFdATjEIaEqu4mPAAPmVVrzo/edit
#3320 [22:40] <ginganinja> anyone know why the minecraft launcher "minecraft.exe" file isn't downloading?
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#3323 [22:43] <Iridium> how do i check an ip?
#3324 [22:43] <MOSWO> hey guys i have a java 32 bit and i need a javva
#3325 [22:43] <Iridium> i forgot the command
#3326 [22:43] <MOSWO> java 64 bit download
#3327 [22:43] <MOSWO> can anyone tell me where to get the download?
#3328 [22:44] <Iridium> www.java.com
#3329 [22:44] <kryptonaut> @Iridium the easiest way for me is here: http://www.checkip.org/
#3330 [22:44] <Iridium> nono
#3331 [22:44] <kryptonaut> ?
#3332 [22:44] <Iridium> i want to check a server ip
#3333 [22:44] <Iridium> to see if it's working
#3334 [22:45] <Iridium> my friend is trying to host and is failing somehow
#3335 [22:45] <kryptonaut> ohhh... you mean like check your own server or someone else's server?
#3336 [22:45] <MOSWO> okay but when i download rom java.com it still says i have a 32 bit java download
#3337 [22:45] <MOSWO> soo..... what now
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#3339 [22:45] <Iridium> someone elses
#3340 [22:46] <chazor> hey guys what is a good minecraft server host?
#3341 [22:46] <kryptonaut> cause to find your own ip on your own server is just launch the server and scroll all the way to the top of the log. should say some sort of thing like what your looking for...
#3342 [22:46] <MOSWO> ?
#3343 [22:46] <chazor> like i wanna pay for a server lol
#3344 [22:46] <kryptonaut> @MOSWO Do you have Mac or PC?
#3345 [22:47] <chazor> anyone
#3346 [22:47] <MOSWO> i have this new laptop acer
#3347 [22:47] <Iridium> i'm sure the bot in here could check ip's but i don't remember the command
#3348 [22:47] <kryptonaut> @Iridium never mind then I got no idea
#3349 [22:47] <kryptonaut> @MOSWO *facepalm* ok then cant help you there
#3350 [22:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ;ip Iridium
#3351 [22:48] <WugBot> IP address of Iridium is: 92.239.159.71
#3352 [22:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#3353 [22:48] <MOSWO> oh:(
#3354 [22:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> or you mean check servers?
#3355 [22:48] <Iridium> yes
#3356 [22:48] <Iridium> i want to check my mates server
#3357 [22:48] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !check mc.minecraftirc.net
#3358 [22:48] <Iridium> !check dragonstripes.net:25566
#3359 [22:49] <chazor> guys?
#3360 [22:49] <kryptonaut> Ok I'm here for this problem anyway (it was an email I sent to Notch, but as expected I got no response): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jnFtdiMW-NZEN0CFQoVOFdATjEIaEqu4mPAAPmVVrzo/edit
#3361 [22:49] <|Kiichan|Schala|> chazor: you looking for a hosting service for a server?
#3362 [22:49] <chazor> yes
#3363 [22:49] * |Kiichan|Schala| wails on Scott
#3363 [22:49] <MOSWO> well i mean i bought the game and it keeps coming up the java virtual machiine is not allocated enough memory.... :( p.s.. im a girl here.
#3364 [22:49] <Scott> chazor: I'd suggest allgamer.net. I work there. I can give you a discount.
#3365 [22:50] <Iridium> ok so this guy is hosting it and he's connected locally
#3366 [22:50] <Iridium> says he's forwarded it too
#3367 [22:50] <Iridium> but it's not working at all
#3368 [22:50] <kryptonaut> Anybody?
#3369 [22:50] <chazor> really how?
#3370 [22:50] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Iridium: firewall, or incirrenct port forwarding
#3371 [22:50] <chazor> pm me lol
#3372 [22:50] <MOSWO> ??
#3373 [22:51] <Scott> chazor: You can place the order, not pay, and I'll adjust the invoice. :P
#3374 [22:51] <kryptonaut> >sigh<
#3375 [22:52] <chazor> so free?
#3376 [22:52] <ginganinja> anyone know why the minecraft launcher "minecraft.exe" file isn't downloading?
#3377 [22:52] <chazor> so confused
#3378 [22:52] <ginganinja> anyone know why the minecraft launcher "minecraft.exe" file isn't downloading?
#3379 [22:52] <MOSWO> :(
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#3381 [22:52] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ginganinja: dont repeat... and either your browser is derping out or the server is overloaded. just try again in a few minutes or try with a different browser
#3382 [22:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> kryptonaut: *reads*
#3383 [22:53] <ginganinja> u mean like download google chrom nd try? nd my bad my internet glitched nd it didnt show send
#3384 [22:53] <MOSWO> well i mean i bought the game and it keeps coming up the java virtual machiine is not allocated enough memory.... p.s.. im a girl here.
#3385 [22:53] <Scott> chazor: No, you'll have to pay the discounted amount. 15% off.
#3386 [22:53] <Iridium> the server has responded with an invalid server key
#3387 [22:53] <chazor> eh not really looking for discounts just a server right now lol
#3388 [22:54] <Iridium> how do i fix this one? :P
#3389 [22:54] <chazor> all the gamer good speeds?
#3390 [22:54] <Scott> Oh well, we can't give you a free server. We have bills to pay!
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#3392 [22:54] <Scott> Yep.
#3393 [22:54] <MOSWO> well i mean i bought the game and it keeps coming up the java virtual machiine is not allocated enough memory.... what do i do?
#3394 [22:55] <|Kiichan|Schala|> kryptonaut: ok. first off, your running mac 10.5.8? theres a known issue where that and older mac osx's wouldnt run minecraft since beta 1.8
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#3396 [22:55] <kryptonaut> seriously...
#3397 [22:55] <chazor> ok how much ram would make a good lagfree server for 2 to 3 players?
#3398 [22:55] <kryptonaut> you gotta be kitten me...
#3399 [22:55] <pheleas_frog> When i try to play it doesnt work
#3400 [22:55] <Iridium> oh looks like i got it
#3401 [22:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> kryptonaut: and the 'cant connect' error is the launcher (and java) not being able to access the website. usually a firewall issue, but java7 does it as well
#3402 [22:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? mac/10.5.8
#3403 [22:56] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#3404 [22:56] <kryptonaut> so then the best way to fix the issue is to just upgrade to Snow Leopard?
#3405 [22:56] <VoxelHead> mac/10.5.8: Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#3406 [22:56] <Iridium> thanks for the help |Kiichan|Schala|
#3407 [22:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Iridium: no prob :3
#3408 [22:56] <austind9999> My Minecraft client lately has been crashing and randomly doing stuff that causes me to lag and causes everything to disappear then reappear. It also gives this error in the file hs_err_pid## http://pastebin.com/gmG0aR0f
#3409 [22:56] <|Kiichan|Schala|> kryptonaut: possibly. im not a mac user, just know a few of the issues and fixes.
#3410 [22:57] <pheleas_frog> when i try to play it says side error
#3411 [22:57] <austind9999> I am on a Windows machine with Java 6 Update 30
#3412 [22:57] <kryptonaut> alrighty then and thanks to you and VoxelHead
#3413 [22:57] <MOSWO> same here to austin.... does it say 32 biit?
#3414 [22:57] <chazor> scott when setting this up how much ram would you segjest for a max of three people
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#3416 [22:58] <Scott> 512mb is plenty
#3417 [22:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> AuBot: do you happen to be on a toshiba c660?
#3418 [22:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> erm...
#3419 [22:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: do you happen to be on a toshiba c660?
#3420 [22:59] <austind9999> Here's a pic of the "Weird stuff" it does http://imgur.com/8FwQ5
#3421 [23:00] <MOSWO> okay fine. il just figure it out on my own.
#3422 [23:00] <ginganinja> kiichanSchala: so if i download google chrome it might work on there?
#3423 [23:00] <mib_q2tutf> i dowloaded minecraft and when i tried to play a window opened with deny or allow i hit deny now it wont let me play
#3424 [23:01] <austind9999> click Allow
#3425 [23:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ginganinja: its possible that IE is just being obtuse. trying through chrome or another browser would confirm if your actually having issues with the server or with the browser
#3426 [23:01] <mib_q2tutf> i cant get back to that window
#3427 [23:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_q2tutf: reload the page.
#3428 [23:01] <ginganinja> |Kiichan|Schala|: thank you im downloading google chrome as i type
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#3430 [23:02] <mib_q2tutf> explain that for me
#3431 [23:02] <mib_c4kzbk> hey
#3432 [23:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: you need to update your video drivers, or reinstall them. they might have gotten corrupt.
#3433 [23:02] <austind9999> anyone know why my MC would do htis?
#3434 [23:02] <mib_c4kzbk> i need helpp
#3435 [23:02] <mib_c4kzbk> someone please helppp
#3436 [23:02] <austind9999> i reinstalled the whole OS yesterday to clean it up and it still has that error
#3437 [23:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: dont whine. and we cant help unless you say whats wrong
#3438 [23:03] <austind9999> new drivers
#3439 [23:03] <austind9999> they are up to date
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#3441 [23:03] <mib_c4kzbk> everytime i open up my minecraft and its said Bad Video Card ....
#3442 [23:03] <mib_q2tutf> wait how do i reload the page?
#3443 [23:03] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: the hs_err_pid you pasted basicly says its crashign into the video card drivers.
#3444 [23:03] <austind9999> what should i do?
#3445 [23:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: you need to update your video drivers.
#3446 [23:04] <austind9999> I have tried updating the drivers and that didn't help.
#3447 [23:04] <mib_c4kzbk> I just bought my laptop yesterday
#3448 [23:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: if theyre all newest available... im not sure.
#3449 [23:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: yes. and the drivers are probably 2 years old on it.
#3450 [23:04] <austind9999> Should I try an old driver from them to test?
#3451 [23:04] <mib_c4kzbk> how do I update my video card?
#3452 [23:04] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: sure! give it a shot :3
#3453 [23:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, HyperOS, or S.H.O.D.A.N.?
#3454 [23:05] <mib_c4kzbk> Windows 7, 64 bits
#3455 [23:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :dx > mib_c4kzbk
#3456 [23:05] <WugBot> mib_c4kzbk: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3457 [23:05] <WugBot> mib_c4kzbk: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3458 [23:06] * mib_jor1h1 [mib_jor1h1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3459 [23:06] <mib_c4kzbk> where is Win+R key ?
#3460 [23:06] <mib_jor1h1> i have installed java and minecraft still wont work for me
#3461 [23:06] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: erm.. do you happen to have 'advanced opengl' enabled in minecraft? *still lookign at your errorlog*
#3462 [23:07] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? win/key
#3463 [23:07] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3464 [23:07] <austind9999> yes i do
#3465 [23:07] <ginganinja> |Kiichan|Schala| IT'S FIXED!!!!! i f in love this forum/ chatroom im putting it on my shortcuts.. thnx again !
#3466 [23:07] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: try disabling it and see if it continues.
#3467 [23:07] <austind9999> ok
#3468 [23:07] <mib_jor1h1> do you guys think you can help me set up my minecraft
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#3470 [23:07] <Hanu> Requesting Help: (Req1): The download exe does not download, it opens a window and when login is attempted it says Cannot Connect (Not Downloaded)
#3471 [23:07] <Hanu> Requesting Help: (Req1): The download exe does not download, it opens a window and when login is attempted it says Cannot Connect (Not Downloaded)
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#3473 [23:08] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_jor1h1: how does it 'not work'? nothing opens? error message? any logs?
#3474 [23:08] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: you downloaded the exe and it opened a window with news and a login in the bottom right, correct?
#3475 [23:09] <austind9999> what is openGL?
#3476 [23:09] <mib_jor1h1> i installed java because went i went to play classic minecraft it sain i need to to have java to run minecraft i inslalled java and it still doesnt work can you guys help me with that
#3477 [23:09] <mib_jor1h1> said
#3478 [23:09] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: opengl is an open graphics language platform. its what minecraft uses to draw stuff.
#3479 [23:09] <lilybet> How do I connect to multiplayer servers? When I click on hte multi player tab the screen shows me the servers and then goes blank!
#3480 [23:10] <austind9999> and what happens when i disable it?
#3481 [23:10] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_jor1h1: you installed java 6 update 30, correct?
#3482 [23:10] <Hanu> Play-By-Play: Run Exe // Screen is Minecraft Launcher // Enter Username+PW (buttons to right are both black) // Click upper it shows Force Update (that does not appear to do anything),location and Done button --
#3483 [23:10] <mib_jor1h1> yeah
#3484 [23:11] <mib_jor1h1> but what do i do next it still wont let me play
#3485 [23:11] <Hanu> -- Bottom button shows error as stated previously, game can still run offline without username or login but it shows as player-- it also works for servers but under Player and default skin
#3486 [23:12] <mib_jor1h1> i made an account
#3487 [23:12] <mib_jor1h1> my user name is alexben10x
#3488 [23:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: it will stop tryign to use occulsion culling. your error log referenced the call to it, so i dont think your card or drivers support it
#3489 [23:13] <austind9999> ok i am testing it out right now to see if it happens again'
#3490 [23:13] <Scott> chazor: highlight me if you have any quesitons.
#3491 [23:13] <Hanu> Location in updater window is %app% under .minecraft folder, not Roaming
#3492 [23:13] <mib_c4kzbk> ok
#3493 [23:14] <mib_c4kzbk> you see ?
#3494 [23:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: 'force update' makes the game go through a download cycle, ignoring if the game files are already present. the error you go was 'cant connect to minecraft.net'?
#3495 [23:14] <mib_c4kzbk> i post content on
#3496 [23:14] * alexben10x [alexben10x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3497 [23:14] <alexben10x> so can anyone help with my java/minecraft problem
#3498 [23:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: you need to give us the link in here
#3499 [23:15] <Hanu> Can't connect to minecraft.net, and (Not Downloaded) under Play Offline buttom right box (of the two) which now has white text instead of no text
#3500 [23:15] <alexben10x> hanu are you talking to me? or someone else
#3501 [23:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> Hanu error/cantconnect
#3502 [23:16] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3503 [23:16] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3504 [23:16] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: describe your issue and someone (probably me <.<) will help if/when we can
#3505 [23:17] <Hanu> Re-Installing Java
#3506 [23:17] <Hanu> Thanks for your patience
#3507 [23:17] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: also, dont use java 7. whats your describing is one of its issues
#3508 [23:18] <alexben10x> i just tried downloading minecraft it came up to a minecraft launcher but i dont have a premium account or something like that so it wont let me finish on that page,i dont know what to do there anyway
#3509 [23:18] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_c4kzbk: still waiting for you to copy the pastebin link... or you can just go to your computer manufacturer or video card maker's websites for the drivers yourself.
#3510 [23:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: the launcher is for playing Minecraft (release, premium,not-the-beta-anymore). its not free. Minecraft Classic is free, but has no external launcher and is only playable via the website
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#3512 [23:20] <alexben10x> also when i go to the minecraft classic to do single player it says :this game require java: and i have java 6 update 30
#3513 [23:21] <alexben10x> what should i do about that
#3514 [23:21] <austind9999> It is still doing the stuff like in that imgur pic i sent.
#3515 [23:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: that message is coded on the website itself it shows it to everyone. you should have a big box... um... below? above? where the game woudl load
#3516 [23:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :play/classic
#3517 [23:22] <WugBot> play/classic: Minecraft Classic is free to play. You can play online here: http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play
#3518 [23:22] <WugBot> play/classic: You must have a minecraft account to save your worlds and and use multiplayer. Registering an account is free, see :mc/register for more details.
#3519 [23:22] <austind9999> http://imgur.com/8FwQ5
#3520 [23:22] <alexben10x> like an x in a box at the upper left side playing screen(playing screen blank by the way)
#3521 [23:23] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: have you restarted the browser since installing java?
#3522 [23:23] <alexben10x> as in the minecraft.net site
#3523 [23:23] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: not sure what else to sugest :/
#3524 [23:24] <austind9999> im going to try the legacy drivers now to see if that helps
#3525 [23:24] <alexben10x> i have window internet explorer if that helps
#3526 [23:24] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: some browsers need to be fully restarted to detect 'new plugins' and java is technicly used as a plugin.
#3527 [23:25] <Hanu> Java 6.30 Installed
#3528 [23:25] <alexben10x> so turning my computer off or exiting off the internet
#3529 [23:25] <Hanu> Attempting Identical Play-By-Play (as prior)
#3530 [23:25] <austind9999> any settings i use it still occurs :(
#3531 [23:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> alexben10x java/version
#3532 [23:26] <VoxelHead> alexben10x: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3533 [23:26] <VoxelHead> alexben10x: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#3535 [23:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> easier way to see if browsers using java! :D
#3536 [23:26] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: any new hs_err_pids?
#3537 [23:26] <austind9999> nope hasnt crashed yet
#3538 [23:27] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: try disablign your firewall for a few minutes to see if thats whats blockign it.
#3539 [23:27] <austind9999> it just does that weird looing thing
#3540 [23:27] <alexben10x> i have version 6 update 30
#3541 [23:27] <Hanu> Java-ReInstalled, Identical Issue
#3542 [23:27] <austind9999> *looking
#3543 [23:27] <alexben10x> where do i go to disable the fire wall
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#3545 [23:28] <Hanu> Peerblocker is disabled
#3546 [23:28] <austind9999> and sometimes it makes everything disappear but chest and signs
#3547 [23:28] <langkid1> does anyone want to make a Loftwing model for me in techne?
#3548 [23:28] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: ok. the firewall thing was for hanu, different issue. youre still getting the red X?
#3549 [23:28] <alexben10x> yeah
#3550 [23:28] <langkid1> Please /MSG me if you want to, serious inquires only please
#3551 [23:28] <wannabemac> ??> alexben10x only/you
#3552 [23:28] <VoxelHead> alexben10x: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3553 [23:28] <VoxelHead> alexben10x: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3554 [23:28] <|Kiichan|Schala|> langkid1: help channel, not request channel
#3555 [23:29] <langkid1> |Kiichan|Schala|, I'm banned from the request channel 'cuz the OP didn't like me
#3556 [23:29] <wannabemac> LOL
#3557 [23:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ... so you go disrupt in here?
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#3559 [23:29] * |Kiichan|Schala| facepalms
#3559 [23:29] <alexben10x> VoxelHead(only/you) well sorry
#3560 [23:30] <wannabemac> ?? bot
#3561 [23:30] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#3562 [23:30] <Reaverblade> the support page linked me here. maybe y'all can help me?
#3563 [23:30] <dachubba> help. i entered my credit card info to purchase and clicked on the purchase button, but nothing happend. went to diff screen with payment request in a diff currency. any ideas on this?
#3564 [23:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: try clearing the cache and reloading the page
#3565 [23:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> dachubba: di you chose to pay via paypal?
#3566 [23:31] <Reaverblade> Should I just paste the whole crash report from my minecraft?
#3567 [23:31] <wannabemac> Sure.
#3568 [23:31] <dachubba> no credit card
#3569 [23:31] <alexben10x> i have no idea how to clear the cache im not very good with computers exept for simple things
#3570 [23:31] <wannabemac> ...
#3571 [23:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Reaverblade: put it on pastebin and give us the liunk'
#3572 [23:31] <austind9999> use pastebin though
#3573 [23:31] <Reaverblade> pastebin?
#3574 [23:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :pastebin
#3575 [23:31] <WugBot> pastebin: Please use pastebin to share error logs or long messages, do not flood the channel. http://pastebin.com Paste your text into the box, click 'Submit' and give us the link from the address bar.
#3576 [23:31] <alexben10x> explained i should be able to do it well
#3577 [23:31] <wannabemac> ??> Reaverblade pastebin
#3578 [23:31] <VoxelHead> Reaverblade: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3579 [23:31] <Reaverblade> ok
#3580 [23:32] <wannabemac> damn im hungry.
#3581 [23:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: it working now? you havent said anything
#3582 [23:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: internet explorer?
#3583 [23:32] <alexben10x> yeah i have that
#3584 [23:32] <alexben10x> tools?
#3585 [23:33] <Reaverblade> http://pastebin.com/p8jjGQ6u
#3586 [23:33] * |Kiichan|Schala| has to wait for that slow POS to load to find where it keeps the option
#3586 [23:33] <austind9999> disable openGl
#3587 [23:33] <austind9999> in your video settings on minecarft
#3588 [23:33] <austind9999> tsee if that helps
#3589 [23:33] <Reaverblade> i can't open minecraft
#3590 [23:34] <Reaverblade> it logs in and goes to that
#3591 [23:34] <Reaverblade> immediately
#3592 [23:34] <austind9999> are you in Linux?
#3593 [23:34] <Reaverblade> yes
#3594 [23:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> austind9999: tools, options, first tab, browsing history, delete.., and uncheck everythign cept 'temporary internet files'
#3595 [23:35] <austind9999> openJDK doesnt work well you need Sun Java
#3596 [23:35] <Reaverblade> oh
#3597 [23:35] <Reaverblade> i'll try that
#3598 [23:35] <Reaverblade> be back
#3599 [23:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Reaverblade: yeas, was just gonna say that. :P
#3600 [23:35] <austind9999> i had my share of Minecraft problems on Linux
#3601 [23:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> erm...
#3602 [23:36] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: that long line i said a minute ago was actually ment for you.
#3603 [23:36] <austind9999> im on Google Chrome
#3604 [23:36] <alexben10x> ok
#3605 [23:36] <alexben10x> internet options?
#3606 [23:37] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: yes.
#3607 [23:37] * |Kiichan|Schala| closes IE before it causes laptop to implode.
#3607 [23:37] * wannabemac wonders why the world doesnt use chrome
#3607 [23:38] * Reaverblade sees no sun java. start installing iced tea java instead
#3607 [23:38] <alexben10x> so i delete temporary internet files
#3608 [23:38] * |Kiichan|Schala| wonders why macrosoft cant write to standards.
#3608 [23:38] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: yes.
#3609 [23:38] <|Kiichan|Schala|> uncheck everythign else.
#3610 [23:38] * wannabemac wonders why microsoft is so stupid
#3610 [23:38] <Hanu> (Req1) Still not working, is .minecraft an odd location for it to automatically select?
#3611 [23:38] * Reaverblade wonders why linux is becoming more like windows visually
#3611 [23:39] <alexben10x> its deleting
#3612 [23:39] <alexben10x> ok
#3613 [23:40] <Hanu> (Req1) Perhaps the solution is to do a total wipe, how can I format my minecraft settings if it's falsely detecting a completed download?
#3614 [23:40] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: 'cant connect to minecraft.net' has nothign to do with the location of the game files.... erm.. it HAS worked before on theis comp? ever pirated the game before?
#3615 [23:40] <Reaverblade> crap. that's not good. iced tea can't run it
#3616 [23:40] <Reaverblade> where do i get sun java?
#3617 [23:40] <langkid1> java
#3618 [23:40] <langkid1> google it
#3619 [23:40] <Reaverblade> yay /google
#3620 [23:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#3621 [23:41] <Hanu> I've used custom games for custom servers, they may and were very likely pirated-- but I have payed for the game and own an account.
#3622 [23:41] <langkid1> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=java
#3623 [23:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i think most package managers just call it sun-java-jre6
#3624 [23:41] <alexben10x> i deleted the temp files
#3625 [23:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: i mean have you pirated minecraft before buying it?
#3626 [23:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> some copys leave stuff behind that woudl cause this
#3627 [23:42] <Hanu> Most likely, I was playing on a private server which did not require purchase with the files provided.
#3628 [23:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Hanu: also, what IS your minecraft username?
#3629 [23:43] <alexben10x> what do i do next
#3630 [23:43] <langkid1> ima go watch the ZELDATHON.net
#3631 [23:43] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and all minecraft servers are 'private servers' in the sense i know the term.
#3632 [23:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> Hanu hosts
#3633 [23:45] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (hosts) In circumstances usually relating to piracy, the operating system's hosts file may need to be inspected to ensure that the system can connect to minecraft's login servers.
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#3635 [23:45] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (hosts) For operating system specific information regarding this, see one of the following factoids - Windows: win/hosts - Mac: mac/hosts - Linux: linux/hosts
#3636 [23:45] <alexben10x> |Kiichan|Schala| waht do i do next
#3637 [23:45] <alexben10x> what
#3638 [23:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> alexben10x: reload the page?
#3639 [23:46] <alexben10x> ok
#3640 [23:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :play/classic > alexben10x
#3641 [23:46] <WugBot> alexben10x: (play/classic) Minecraft Classic is free to play. You can play online here: http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play
#3642 [23:46] <WugBot> alexben10x: (play/classic) You must have a minecraft account to save your worlds and and use multiplayer. Registering an account is free, see :mc/register for more details.
#3643 [23:46] <austind9999> I love this :) http://bit.ly/sFtMud
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#3645 [23:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> Hanu win/hosts
#3646 [23:46] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3647 [23:46] <VoxelHead> Hanu: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.