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#4 [00:01] <mib_lsnvyf> hello?
#5 [00:02] <clarjon1> sup mib
#6 [00:02] <mib_lsnvyf> lol hi i have a question about minecraft
#7 [00:03] <mib_lsnvyf> do you think you could help me?
#8 [00:03] <DopeGhoti> not if you don't ask.
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#10 [00:07] <smerft> how do i update the video card?
#11 [00:09] <mib_lsnvyf> oh sorry i was away form the screen
#12 [00:09] <mib_lsnvyf> but when i try to open the free version of minecraft this comes up
#13 [00:09] <mib_lsnvyf> an error occurred while loading the applet. please contact support to resolve this issue. fatal error occurred (4): unable to get input stream for Iwijgl_applet.jar.pack
#14 [00:10] <smerft> minecraft gave me this ereor "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode." how do i fix it?
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#16 [00:15] <reedlepee> I have bought and play the beta 1.8 but want to download the stand alone game that i can play offline. HGow do i do that?
#17 [00:17] <xales> Just sign in using the launcher and it will download the release version automatically.
#18 [00:18] <reedlepee> where is it? I can only play online. isere an exe file somewhere?
#19 [00:18] <xales> reedlepee: Yes. http://minecraft.net/download.jsp
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#21 [00:21] <reedlepee> So I go there and the only thing I can download is the 264 k online launcher. Is that it? Isn't there an application to download?
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#23 [00:32] <Wug> reedlepee: the online launcher is the one you need
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#25 [00:38] <curmet> can someone plz help me ?
#26 [00:38] <DopeGhoti> curmet: not if you rely upon our telepathy.
#27 [00:39] <curmet> when ever i try to open mine craft (free version) it says this
#28 [00:39] <curmet> an error occurred while loading the applet. please contact support to resolve this issue. fatal error occurred (4): unable to get input stream for Iwijgl_applet.jar.pack
#29 [00:40] <DopeGhoti> We no longer support the outdated Classic version.
#30 [00:40] <curmet> oh so no one can play them? D:
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#32 [00:43] <auscompgeek> people can play Classic
#33 [00:43] <auscompgeek> this channel is just not willing to support it
#34 [00:43] <curmet> whats classic?
#35 [00:43] <curmet> where can i go to have someone help me then?
#36 [00:43] <auscompgeek> Nowhere.
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#38 [00:43] <curmet> uhh
#39 [00:44] <auscompgeek> Classic is the free version on the minecraft.net website?
#40 [00:44] <curmet> wait so do u know why this is happening then?
#41 [00:44] <auscompgeek> No.
#42 [00:45] <curmet> oh k..
#43 [00:45] <curmet> should it work though?
#44 [00:49] <reedlepee> So, does the launcher {the 264 exe file} play as an app or online??? Why cant I find the app file anywhere. And I cant play offline.
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#46 [00:50] <qwertyuiop> hi, can someone help me?
#47 [00:52] <DopeGhoti> reedlepee: the executable file will, when you run it, update the game, and allow you to play on- or off-line.
#48 [00:53] <DopeGhoti> qwertyuiop: how may #minecrafthelp be of assistance today?
#49 [00:53] <qwertyuiop> i cant see any servers
#50 [00:53] <qwertyuiop> or join any
#51 [00:53] <DopeGhoti> What happens when you try?
#52 [00:53] <qwertyuiop> i just bought the game and it seems the web browser doesn't wanna see any servers
#53 [00:53] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/servers
#54 [00:53] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#55 [00:53] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#56 [00:53] <qwertyuiop> nor does the client, i tried looking on my firewall but im not sure if port 138 has anyting todo with minecraft
#57 [00:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> qwertyuiop smp/port
#58 [00:54] <VoxelHead> qwertyuiop: (smp/port) TCP port 25565
#59 [00:54] <DopeGhoti> ^ that's the only TCP port you need to worry about with regard to Minecraft, and then only ifyou are hosting your own server *:
#60 [00:55] <qwertyuiop> hmm well i've got a mate's ip to his server and just says connection failed
#61 [00:55] <qwertyuiop> i dont know if his server is dead or its my end
#62 [00:55] <DopeGhoti> What is the server address?
#63 [00:55] <DopeGhoti> Does it start with 192.168?
#64 [00:56] <qwertyuiop> nah, his not givcin me his local ip
#65 [00:56] <qwertyuiop> its a wan ip
#66 [00:56] <qwertyuiop> hold on
#67 [00:56] <qwertyuiop> 103.23.148.153:25568
#68 [00:57] <DopeGhoti> !check 103.23.148.153:25568
#69 [00:57] <DopeGhoti> The server appears to be operational.
#70 [00:57] <qwertyuiop> okay i was able to connect
#71 [00:57] <qwertyuiop> just then
#72 [00:58] <qwertyuiop> thanks for trying to help
#73 [00:58] <qwertyuiop> that was weird
#74 [00:58] <DopeGhoti> that'll be $8.
#75 [00:58] <qwertyuiop> :)
#76 [00:58] <DopeGhoti> (:
#77 [00:58] <qwertyuiop> ima explore this game
#78 [00:58] <qwertyuiop> cya
#79 [00:59] <nullspace> wow
#80 [00:59] <nullspace> can anyone use that aubot feature or is that an op thing?
#81 [01:00] <nullspace> thats cool stuff
#82 [01:00] <auscompgeek> !check mc.langkid1.me
#83 [01:00] <nullspace> nice
#84 [01:00] <nullspace> !check 173.14.51.131:2001
#85 [01:00] <nullspace> yea, thats what i figured
#86 [01:00] <nullspace> lol
#87 [01:00] <nullspace> damn classic servers
#88 [01:01] <auscompgeek> lol
#89 [01:01] <nullspace> ?
#90 [01:01] <auscompgeek> you got quieted
#91 [01:01] <nullspace> ah, flooding?
#92 [01:01] <auscompgeek> not sure
#93 [01:01] <auscompgeek> "damn"
#94 [01:01] <nullspace> ah, swears
#95 [01:01] <nullspace> my bad
#96 [01:01] <nullspace> lol
#97 [01:01] <auscompgeek> not sure
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#99 [01:01] <auscompgeek> ah, was flooding
#100 [01:02] <nullspace> heh, my apologies, sorry for that. i tend to type in small sentences, ill change that for here
#101 [01:04] <DopeGhoti> Please do. This isn't twitter.
#102 [01:06] <nullspace> LOL!
#103 [01:06] <nullspace> eh, well, with that said
#104 [01:07] <nullspace> thanks for the help wug and xales
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#107 [01:11] <mib_hs8feu> How do I play offline?
#108 [01:14] <DopeGhoti> mib_hs8feu: also known as "Single-Player" Click that button in the client.
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#110 [01:14] <mib_hs8feu> what is in the client
#111 [01:16] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_hs8feu win/client
#112 [01:16] <VoxelHead> mib_hs8feu: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#114 [01:23] <mib_hs8feu> I dont get it. The only thing I can play offline is the 1.0 version. I bought the 1.8 where is it to play offline. When I am offline it won't open.
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#116 [01:25] <Puddles> hey my minecraft blackscreend and i need help. i already deleted all the mods and its still not working!
#117 [01:25] <|Kiichan|Schala|> mib_hs8feu: 1.8 was beta. when they went full release the version numbers reset to 1.0.0
#118 [01:25] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Puddles: you 'deleted the mods' or you forceupdated?
#119 [01:26] <mib_hs8feu> so does the 1.0 that I play offline have less resolution? It seems to.
#120 [01:27] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the resolution is whatever size the window is.
#121 [01:27] <|Kiichan|Schala|> f11 makes it fullscreen
#122 [01:27] <auscompgeek> 1.0.0 is mostly identical to RC2 minus a few bugs
#123 [01:28] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and rc2 was basicly beta 1.9pr8 :P
#124 [01:28] <auscompgeek> yeah basically :P
#125 [01:29] * |Kiichan|Schala| has apparently a failing internet.
#125 [01:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> cant browse anywhere
#126 [01:29] <auscompgeek> but you are here
#127 [01:29] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i know
#128 [01:29] <auscompgeek> doesn't make much sense
#129 [01:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> and it just started work ing agan
#130 [01:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> auscompgeek: indeed.
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#133 [01:31] <mib_hs8feu> Is there anywhere that I can read stuff total newbie gamers? I don't even think I can ask the right questions
#134 [01:31] <mib_hs8feu> thaty was stuff for total newbie...
#135 [01:31] <iPixeli> ?
#136 [01:32] <iPixeli> like a guide for newbies?
#137 [01:32] <mib_hs8feu> yes. for minecraft
#138 [01:32] <iPixeli> ?wiki
#139 [01:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> !tutorial
#140 [01:32] <iPixeli> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.minecraftwiki.net%2F&ei=_aACT9LvD8WgiQKDsbBw&usg=AFQjCNF1anc2_0ugdL_O8vZ6um2zelOwiA
#141 [01:32] <|Kiichan|Schala|> SLIGHTLY dated... bu shoudl stil be valad
#142 [01:32] <iPixeli> ew google hash http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.minecraftwiki.net%2F&ei=_aACT9LvD8WgiQKDsbBw&usg=AFQjCNF1anc2_0ugdL_O8vZ6um2zelOwiA
#143 [01:33] <auscompgeek> iPixeli: Please don't paste garbage links like that in here
#144 [01:33] <iPixeli> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#145 [01:33] <iPixeli> sorry lol
#146 [01:33] <auscompgeek> ...
#147 [01:33] <auscompgeek> !wiki
#148 [01:33] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/
#149 [01:33] <iPixeli> my ctrl key fails
#150 [01:33] <auscompgeek> oh fail
#151 [01:33] <auscompgeek> !mcwiki
#152 [01:33] <auscompgeek> ?? wiki
#153 [01:33] <VoxelHead> wiki: For general questions about Minecraft gameplay, the Minecraft Wiki is an excellent resource.
#154 [01:33] <VoxelHead> wiki: Go to http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/ and enjoy!
#155 [01:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Mobs: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mobs
#156 [01:33] <auscompgeek> ^_^
#157 [01:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#158 [01:33] <mib_hs8feu> tried that. The problem I have is the game is only playable in the browser. The one that I play offline is different...doesn't look the same. Is that normal?
#159 [01:34] <auscompgeek> different how
#160 [01:34] <auscompgeek> it's exactly the same files
#161 [01:34] <mib_hs8feu> the graphics arent as sharp
#162 [01:34] <auscompgeek> :/
#163 [01:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ?? retro
#164 [01:34] <VoxelHead> retro: Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#165 [01:34] <VoxelHead> retro: Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#166 [01:35] <auscompgeek> *up to 1GB
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#169 [01:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> rofl. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2092
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#176 [02:02] <andres> i was tring to run my minecraft ocount wen an error that said "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers." how do i do this?
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#178 [02:08] <stobix> good morning! I have just updated lwjgl to the latest version, and when I enter one of my worlds, I get thrown out to the menu you normally reach by pressing escape. Clicking on "Back to game" ony throws me out to the game menu again. Any ideas on how to fix this? (I run linux, if that makes a difference)
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#181 [02:12] <|Kiikun|> andres: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, OS/2 Warp, or S.H.O.D.A.N.?
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#187 [02:30] <sprog> Ok so i bought minecraft and downloaded it but when i go to play multiplayer the servers can't connect java is up to date on my laptop and im extremely confused please help
#188 [02:31] <andres> i was tring to run my minecraft ocount wen an error that said "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers." how do i do this?
#189 [02:36] <Ketsueki> ?? win/dxdiag
#190 [02:36] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#191 [02:36] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#192 [02:37] <Ketsueki> sprog: andres; I am literally about to go to bed. However in both cases you will need to complete a dxdiag in order to know how to proceed. If you manage to do this before I get back from brushing my teeth I -may- be able to help you before I sleep.
#193 [02:37] <Ketsueki> Otherwise you'll need to wait for someone else to wake up and respond.
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#196 [02:45] * lemon-rev thinks been a while since i seen this chan soo dead
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#198 [02:47] <Ketsueki> I guess they do not want my help
#199 [02:47] <lemon-rev> cant help them with that then can i :P
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#201 [02:48] <Ketsueki> stobix: You have to re-install minecraft by forcing an 'update' and then re-apply any mods. I had the same issue with 2.8.2 and 2.8.3 (lwjgl-svn/dev branch); it refused to reccognize focus.
#202 [02:54] * Chr|s just installed openbox and loving it
#202 [03:00] <|Kiikun|> they apparent think this is a forum and just make their 'post' and leave for 20 minutes, but never look back for replies
#203 [03:00] <|Kiikun|> openbox?
#204 [03:05] <stobix> Ketsueki: hm, so forcing an update in-game, simply?
#205 [03:05] * stobix tries it out
#205 [03:08] <stobix> Ketsueki: ah, well, no, but thanks. This brings back the old problems of me having a dependency of non-existent java (swt) libraries (and a mix of 32bit and 64bit unless I run my 32bit chroot). But good to know that the same problem is with 2.8.2. Do you know which is the latest version that actually works?
#206 [03:16] <|Kiikun|> stobix: you using sun java or openjdk?
#207 [03:18] <stobix> |Kiikun|: tried both. sun java is the one I'm using at the momen, though. openjdk any better?
#208 [03:19] <|Kiikun|> you mentioned library errors with java.. openjdk doesnt really work 100% when it comes to minecraft so thought it might be the issue.
#209 [03:23] * |Kiikun| rages at tree for breaking the 'window' again!
#209 [03:33] <stobix> |Kiikun|: yes, that was my first guess when I encountered the missing library problem. After switching to sun, the problem remained, however. Then I saw it was specific to lwjgl, and updated it, and got a running unplayable minecraft. :)
#210 [03:35] <|Kiikun|> :/ well youve basicly done all the things i woudl have sugested for linux...
#211 [03:35] * |Kiikun| also wishes you coudl make slime-blocks <.<
#211 [03:38] <stobix> |Kiikun|: that's usually the problem for me. I come to IRC asking for help AFTER trying all the obvious stuff, thus not getting any help... ;)
#212 [03:40] <stobix> I'll try to see if there's an older version of lwjgl that both has modern bindings and recodgnizes input... Will tell if I find any...
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#214 [03:56] <Zzyxk> on the paid version of minecraft... is it possible to play your single player map on multiplayer?
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#216 [03:56] <TheNoodle> Yes, copy the map into a mutliplayer server.
#217 [03:56] <Zzyxk> i am considering buying it
#218 [03:56] <TheNoodle> Either rename it to 'world' or rename the worldname in the the server.properties config.
#219 [03:56] <Zzyxk> how difficult is it for 2 people to build and maintain a "community"
#220 [03:56] <TheNoodle> Buying minecraft?
#221 [03:57] <Zzyxk> yes
#222 [03:57] <TheNoodle> I'd suggest buying the game and playing it before you try and start a community.
#223 [03:57] <zucchini> I have bought minecraft, but it does not work. When I try to login it says "can not connect to minecraft.net". when I try to play offline, it will be black screen. When I try to play on minecraft.net it will freeze on done loading. please help me!
#224 [03:58] <Zzyxk> i just didnt want to risk buying it, doing all the work, and learning how to make a community... and then find out that i can't do it with just my brother and i
#225 [03:58] <TheNoodle> zucchini, disable any firewall and/or antivirus software you have running and try again.
#226 [03:59] <TheNoodle> Zzyxk, essentially you want to buy the game not to play it but because you want to waste countless hours for a community that is unfortunately mostly comprised of 10-14 year olds?
#227 [03:59] <Zzyxk> well no... mostly... i just wanted to just build with my brother
#228 [03:59] <Zzyxk> nobody else allowed
#229 [03:59] <zucchini> dosent work
#230 [03:59] <Zzyxk> really?
#231 [04:00] <Zzyxk> not even a password block on the server?
#232 [04:00] <TheNoodle> Zzyxk, That's not a community then :p
#233 [04:00] <Zzyxk> sorry, i must have misunderstood
#234 [04:00] <TheNoodle> Zzyxk, zucchini wasn't talking to you :p
#235 [04:00] <Zzyxk> i thought you could create and maintain farming, and livestock
#236 [04:00] <zucchini> i cant login
#237 [04:00] <TheNoodle> Ahhh, see now when I think of a 'community' I think of actual people.
#238 [04:00] <TheNoodle> :P
#239 [04:01] <Zzyxk> sorry, my fault
#240 [04:01] <TheNoodle> zucchini, did you disable all firewall and antivirus programs completely?
#241 [04:01] <zucchini> :s
#242 [04:01] <zucchini> yes
#243 [04:01] <Zzyxk> i would just like to fill an entire map with my own made stuff
#244 [04:01] <Zzyxk> and since i hear you have to actually farm materials to make blocks
#245 [04:02] <TheNoodle> That's fine Zzyxk.
#246 [04:02] <Zzyxk> i wanted to know if it's reasonable to have all those up and maintained properly with just 2
#247 [04:02] <TheNoodle> That should be...fine?
#248 [04:02] <Zzyxk> hehehe
#249 [04:02] <Zzyxk> there will be others here and there im sure
#250 [04:03] <Zzyxk> is there a campaign mode? how should i get started when i do have it?
#251 [04:03] <zucchini> can you help me?
#252 [04:03] <TheNoodle> This isn't really the best place to ask Zzyxk.
#253 [04:03] <TheNoodle> This channel is primarily for technical support with running the game, I'd suggest asking in #minecraft
#254 [04:03] <Zzyxk> alright, thanks
#255 [04:04] <TheNoodle> zucchini, uninstall java and redownload from here.
#256 [04:04] <TheNoodle> :j
#257 [04:04] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#258 [04:05] <Zzyxk> too much spam in #minecraft to get help XD haha
#259 [04:06] <TheNoodle> nah.
#260 [04:06] <zucchini> I have bought minecraft, but it does not work. When I try to login it says "can not connect to minecraft.net". when I try to play offline, it will be black screen. When I try to play on minecraft.net it will freeze on done loading. please help me!
#261 [04:07] <TheNoodle> zucchini, did you do what I told you?
#262 [04:07] <zucchini> yes
#263 [04:07] <TheNoodle> So you uninstalled java, and redownloaded it from that link?>
#264 [04:07] <zucchini> no
#265 [04:08] <TheNoodle> So when I asked you if you'd done what I asked and you said you had...you were just lying to me?
#266 [04:08] <TheNoodle> ??> zucchini dont/bother
#267 [04:08] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#268 [04:21] <zucchini> dosent work
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#274 [04:41] <smeas> I have bought minecraft, but it does not work. When I try to login it says "can not connect to minecraft.net". when I try to play offline, it will be black screen. When I try to play on minecraft.net it will freeze on done loading. please help me!
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#280 [05:23] <mib_ag9pnk> can sb. help me pls??? when i want to run minecraft i don`t see the Mojang sign,the screen turns black and minecraft is ended.(sorry for bad english)
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#283 [05:43] <rainzo> hi
#284 [05:43] <rainzo> i need help with mod installation
#285 [05:43] <rainzo> the mod is mo'creatures
#286 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with mods here
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#288 [05:45] <rainzo> i can see ah ok sorry
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#297 [06:47] <helix> Hi. Can anyone help me with finding Mojang's email address? I'm kinda not receiving a verification email I should be getting
#298 [06:47] <tyteen4a03> helix: What email provider are you using?
#299 [06:48] <helix> gmail
#300 [06:48] <tyteen4a03> helix: Try the Resend Email Verfication feature, it's under the Login page
#301 [06:48] <helix> I did, several times.. it hasn't worked
#302 [06:49] <tyteen4a03> helix:
#303 [06:49] <tyteen4a03> uh
#304 [06:49] <tyteen4a03> helix: Mojang's email is help@mojang.com
#305 [06:49] <helix> Thanks :)
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#308 [06:59] <HELPME> I CAN RUN MY MINE CRAFT but then after a few min it will crash and gives a error fill
#309 [06:59] <GreyVulpine> Could you share that error file via pastebin.com and give us the URL?
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#311 [07:01] <Angel_> What is the latest minecraft version?
#312 [07:01] <HELPME> wait a moment pleas
#313 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> Latest version of the client is 1.0.0
#314 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> Latest version of the server is 1.0.1
#315 [07:01] <Angel_> i mean isit still in like 1.9 pre release 6 or whatever?
#316 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> No
#317 [07:01] <Angel_> what number isit
#318 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is out of beta. 1.0.0 is the latest version
#319 [07:01] <Angel_> oh ok
#320 [07:01] <Angel_> thankyou very much <3
#321 [07:02] <HELPME> mmmhhh ther is no other way to share the fill?
#322 [07:03] <GreyVulpine> You could make a dropbox account, share the file there, or use pastebin.com or pastie.org or any number of text sharing websites
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#325 [07:04] <blinky> Hi Sorry I'm new to this and wonder how I play a mulitplayer game ?
#326 [07:04] <blinky> How do I connect to a server ?
#327 [07:04] <HELPME> #http://mibpaste.com/p5Upqr
#328 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> blinky - You need to find a server and put it in the server list yourself. The server list does not populate itself, it's there for you to put servers in
#329 [07:04] <HELPME> well did it work?
#330 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> blinky - To find a server, check out one of these many fan-made server list websites
#331 [07:04] <blinky> How do I find a server
#332 [07:04] <blinky> ohhh
#333 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> blinky server
#334 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> blinky servers
#335 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> blinky smp/servers
#336 [07:05] <VoxelHead> blinky: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#337 [07:05] <VoxelHead> blinky: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#338 [07:05] <blinky> Thanks !!!!!
#339 [07:05] <HELPME> can you read the fill
#340 [07:05] <HELPME> ?
#341 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> HELPME - Looks like your computer is mighty old. It only has half a gigabyte of RAM and a video card that is not fast enough for minecraft.
#342 [07:06] <HELPME> realy
#343 [07:06] <HELPME> ?
#344 [07:06] <WhereIsMySpoon> half a gig? O.o
#345 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> HELPME - Unfortunately, there's nothing we can help you with on this. You'll need to either upgrade that computer, or find a different computer to play minecraft on
#346 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> Memory: 4k page, physical 523760k(7724k free)
#347 [07:06] <GreyVulpine> Half a gig of RAM, 7 megs free
#348 [07:06] <HELPME> because i can play medival total war 2 and that need a lot ?
#349 [07:07] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is much more resource intensive than medieval total war 2
#350 [07:07] <HELPME> lol
#351 [07:07] <HELPME> ahaha
#352 [07:07] <HELPME> but its so blocky
#353 [07:08] <GreyVulpine> It sure is
#354 [07:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> doesnt mean it isnt resource intensive
#355 [07:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> resource intensive != high graphics quality
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#357 [07:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> necessarily that is
#358 [07:09] <HELPME> but if i delete some programs will there be more space?
#359 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> not hard disk space
#360 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> RAM
#361 [07:09] <HELPME> ohhhh
#362 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> and as grey said, your video card too
#363 [07:09] <blinky> hmmm so my son is 10 years old and started to play ... we just bought the game any suggestions of a sutible server for him to play on ???
#364 [07:09] <HELPME> thank you voor helping me aut
#365 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> tbh if your computer cant play mc, its time for an upgrade
#366 [07:09] * GreyVulpine stabs aubot
#366 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> <_>
#367 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> i wasnt even spamming
#368 [07:09] <GreyVulpine> I know, aubot's been laggy the past few days
#369 [07:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> stab it some more
#370 [07:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> xD
#371 [07:10] <GreyVulpine> See?
#372 [07:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> blinky - just have a look around, maybe go on a server you think seems good for a day
#373 [07:10] <HELPME> you sad that i can upgrad my computer
#374 [07:10] <HELPME> how can i do that
#375 [07:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> maybe google "child friendly server" or somesuch
#376 [07:10] <HELPME> ?
#377 [07:10] <blinky> ok thanks for the help
#378 [07:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> helpme - by buying more RAM and a better card
#379 [07:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> AKSLDJASDKLASJDS
#380 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> For the love of..
#381 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> There.
#382 [07:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> :p
#383 [07:11] <HELPME> well
#384 [07:11] <HELPME> ....
#385 [07:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> helpme - i have 4g DDR ram, and an nvidia gtx 560
#386 [07:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> it will run pretty much every game on at least medium graphics
#387 [07:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> and most games on high
#388 [07:12] <HELPME> then i think i may buy a new pc
#389 [07:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> not necessary, just buy ram and a card
#390 [07:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> then if you're not comfortable fitting them, ask someone else to doit
#391 [07:12] <GreyVulpine> If it's way too old, you might be better off with a new computer
#392 [07:13] <HELPME> but you sad that my pc is a old grandpa
#393 [07:13] <GreyVulpine> half a gig of RAM is pretty old for modern gaming, yes.
#394 [07:13] <GreyVulpine> Without knowing more about your system, computers that generally have a half gig of ram, are more than 5-7 years old.
#395 [07:14] <WhereIsMySpoon> mm..true grey
#396 [07:14] <HELPME> i want a good gaming pc that is not to expencif can you advice me
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#398 [07:14] <GreyVulpine> HELPME - Any modern computer of the past couple years will be able to handle minecraft comfortably, as long as you're looking at a desktop.
#399 [07:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/view/Vortex-500-gaming-pc/
#400 [07:15] <HELPME> i life in the netherlands:)
#401 [07:15] <HELPME> no uk
#402 [07:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> me too :)
#403 [07:15] <HELPME> please
#404 [07:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> well u can get it delivered no?
#405 [07:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> just google for gaming pcs
#406 [07:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> you'll get some hits
#407 [07:15] <HELPME> how do you know so much
#408 [07:16] <WhereIsMySpoon> lol
#409 [07:16] <WhereIsMySpoon> i can google, it isnt the same thing
#410 [07:17] <GreyVulpine> Many of us do technical support for a living, or are in the general technical field, or are learning about it.
#411 [07:17] <WhereIsMySpoon> also ^
#412 [07:17] <GreyVulpine> I've done customer support for many years myself.
#413 [07:17] <WhereIsMySpoon> im doing cs and engineering at uni
#414 [07:17] <GreyVulpine> Good man.
#415 [07:17] <HELPME> i think you are doing gread
#416 [07:17] <WhereIsMySpoon> but you dont need to be technical to be able to google well
#417 [07:17] <WhereIsMySpoon> you just need practise
#418 [07:18] <HELPME> is this your job?
#419 [07:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> no
#420 [07:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> i dont have a job, im a student
#421 [07:19] <HELPME> welke universiteit delft?
#422 [07:19] <WhereIsMySpoon> i dont speak dutch
#423 [07:19] <WhereIsMySpoon> im english
#424 [07:19] <HELPME> you live in netherlands ?
#425 [07:20] <WhereIsMySpoon> yes
#426 [07:20] <WhereIsMySpoon> for this year
#427 [07:20] <HELPME> why?
#428 [07:20] <WhereIsMySpoon> part of my uni
#429 [07:20] <HELPME> wich?
#430 [07:20] <HELPME> delft?
#431 [07:21] <WhereIsMySpoon> no, english uni
#432 [07:21] <HELPME> ohh ok
#433 [07:22] <HELPME> my cat is sleeping.......:/
#434 [07:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> kick it
#435 [07:22] <HELPME> lol
#436 [07:22] <HELPME> not realy...
#437 [07:22] <HELPME> why do you have so much time for me?
#438 [07:22] <HELPME> greydo yp
#439 [07:22] <HELPME> grey do you play minecraft
#440 [07:23] <WhereIsMySpoon> cause i dont have anything else to do at the moment?
#441 [07:23] <HELPME> but how can you see all that info from one fill
#442 [07:23] <WhereIsMySpoon> all which info?
#443 [07:24] <HELPME> how old my pc is and which ram i have
#444 [07:24] <WhereIsMySpoon> i cant, you sent it to grey
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#446 [07:25] <WhereIsMySpoon> i assume you sent him a dxdiag
#447 [07:25] <HELPME> ....
#448 [07:26] <HELPME> #http://mibpaste.com/p5Upqr
#449 [07:27] <HELPME> the fill
#450 [07:27] <WhereIsMySpoon> --------------- S Y S T E M ---------------
#451 [07:28] <HELPME> lol
#452 [07:28] <HELPME> bhaha
#453 [07:28] <HELPME> soryy
#454 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> dude, these bots
#455 [07:28] <HELPME> who is voxelhead
#456 [07:28] <HELPME> ?
#457 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> another bot
#458 [07:28] <HELPME> are you a bot?
#459 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> it complained because i used a lot of dashes
#460 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> no
#461 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> bots cant do human speech
#462 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> anyway, under the system header
#463 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> it says os, cpu, memory and other stuff
#464 [07:28] <HELPME> ?
#465 [07:28] <HELPME> i dont spam
#466 [07:28] <HELPME> right?
#467 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> ? no
#468 [07:28] <WhereIsMySpoon> why
#469 [07:28] <HELPME> the auto bot sad that
#470 [07:29] <WhereIsMySpoon> ignroe it
#471 [07:29] <WhereIsMySpoon> its being uppity
#472 [07:29] <HELPME> ohh wait
#473 [07:29] <HELPME> can you help me
#474 [07:29] <HELPME> ?
#475 [07:29] <WhereIsMySpoon> what with
#476 [07:29] <HELPME> with something ells
#477 [07:29] <HELPME> i do know how to change a map
#478 [07:32] <HELPME> like normally to skyblock
#479 [07:32] <HELPME> but i dont know how to put a mod in like herobrine
#480 [07:32] <WhereIsMySpoon> it should have instructions
#481 [07:32] <HELPME> only using filles
#482 [07:32] <HELPME> i dont get the instructions
#483 [07:32] <HELPME> sorry wrong
#484 [07:32] <HELPME> in dont understand the instructions
#485 [07:32] <WhereIsMySpoon> paste me them
#486 [07:32] <WhereIsMySpoon> in a pastebin
#487 [07:32] <HELPME> can you help me aut
#488 [07:32] <WhereIsMySpoon> or whatever you used last time
#489 [07:32] <HELPME> okay wait a moment pleas
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#491 [07:34] <ZXCVB> Hey im having trouble finding an ender portal like ive been to atleast 4-5 nether fortress but no matter how hard i look i cant find the ender portal
#492 [07:34] <ZXCVB> are they located like somewere inparticular?
#493 [07:35] <WhereIsMySpoon> there should be one portal in each stronghold
#494 [07:35] <ZXCVB> But i look and dig and look more and i cant find it
#495 [07:35] <ZXCVB> ive tried about 5 diffrent seeds and found a nether fortress
#496 [07:38] <ZXCVB> are they located like way under the fortress or what?
#497 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> no idea
#498 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> i found one once
#499 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> wasnt especially hard to locate
#500 [07:38] <ZXCVB> were did you find yours?
#501 [07:38] <ZXCVB> did you have to dig at all?
#502 [07:38] <ZXCVB> or was it in a chamber or what
#503 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> dont think so
#504 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> its just in a room
#505 [07:38] <ZXCVB> can you blowup ender portals with TNT?
#506 [07:38] <ZXCVB> so it turnsup?
#507 [07:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> ender portals i think will explode too
#508 [07:39] <WhereIsMySpoon> let me tset
#509 [07:42] <HELPME> link http://mibpaste.com/PFgXuO
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#511 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok it doesnt
#512 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> they arent blown up by tnt
#513 [07:42] <ZXCVB> Ok
#514 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> er, helpme
#515 [07:42] <ZXCVB> thanks if i cant find the portal in the next few minutes ima tnt everything
#516 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> there are instructions at the top
#517 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> 1. Run EasyModInstaller.jar
#518 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> 2. Select your minecraft.jar
#519 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> 3. done!
#520 [07:42] <HELPME> were can you instal that easymod thing
#521 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> oh shut up stupid bot
#522 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> it should coem with whatever u downloaded
#523 [07:42] <WhereIsMySpoon> for the mod
#524 [07:43] <HELPME> sorry?
#525 [07:43] <HELPME> example pleas...
#526 [07:43] <HELPME> owww i see
#527 [07:43] <WhereIsMySpoon> did you download the mod yet?
#528 [07:44] <HELPME> but if i try to open it you get a sound like boema and its doing notting
#529 [07:44] <HELPME> wait
#530 [07:44] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok do you get a popup?
#531 [07:44] <HELPME> no
#532 [07:45] <WhereIsMySpoon> can you try something for me
#533 [07:45] <WhereIsMySpoon> hold down the windows key and press r
#534 [07:45] <HELPME> nothing but its calt easymodinstal
#535 [07:45] <HELPME> wait
#536 [07:45] <WhereIsMySpoon> a dialog box should pop up, type "cmd"
#537 [07:45] <WhereIsMySpoon> ?
#538 [07:45] <HELPME> and now
#539 [07:46] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok do what i said then press enter
#540 [07:46] <HELPME> its the black screen thing
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#542 [07:46] <WhereIsMySpoon> then i want you to navigate to the place where the jar file is
#543 [07:46] <WhereIsMySpoon> to do this, copy the directory from the file explorer (the window you use to browse folders with)
#544 [07:46] <HELPME> which jar fill
#545 [07:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> easymodinstaller
#546 [07:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> do you know where it is located?
#547 [07:47] <HELPME> is they directory the bar with a sort of link in
#548 [07:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> yes
#549 [07:47] <HELPME> wait
#550 [07:48] <WhereIsMySpoon> why are youy installing mods if mc wont work for you anyway :P
#551 [07:48] <HELPME> how can i show you my print screen because there is no directory
#552 [07:49] <HELPME> because i have a shity laptop
#553 [07:49] <HELPME> its very slow but work
#554 [07:49] <WhereIsMySpoon> oic
#555 [07:50] <HELPME> ?
#556 [07:50] <WhereIsMySpoon> oh i see = oic
#557 [07:50] <WhereIsMySpoon> every file has a directory
#558 [07:50] <HELPME> were can you find it
#559 [07:50] <WhereIsMySpoon> you must be double clicking the jar from somewhere
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#561 [07:50] <WhereIsMySpoon> where from?
#562 [07:50] <HELPME> wait i need to eat
#563 [07:51] <HELPME> for 5 min ok?
#564 [07:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> go for it
#565 [07:51] <HELPME> pleas
#566 [07:51] <HELPME> ty
#567 [07:51] <HELPME> see you so
#568 [07:51] <HELPME> brb
#569 [07:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> cya
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#572 [07:57] <goober> Minecraft crashes with no errors this is after updating to 64 bit java 3g dual core 3g mem 8800gt video
#573 [08:00] <HELPME> im back
#574 [08:01] <WhereIsMySpoon> wb
#575 [08:02] <HELPME> i need to show you my destop because there is more
#576 [08:02] <HELPME> how can i give you my print screen
#577 [08:02] <HELPME> ?
#578 [08:03] <WhereIsMySpoon> http://imageshack.us/
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#580 [08:04] <goober> before 64bit java i was getting out of mem errors all the time now thats not happening just the no error crashes
#581 [08:04] <GreyVulpine> goober - Where do you have the launcher?
#582 [08:04] <GreyVulpine> goober - Check to see that there are no hs_err_pid files where you have the launcher?
#583 [08:05] <goober> one sec
#584 [08:06] <HELPME> okay http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/naamloosjdn.png/ one circle is the fill that dont open two circle is the insall fill
#585 [08:07] <HELPME> but there are more instal thing and there is no directory
#586 [08:08] <HELPME> spoon?
#587 [08:08] <HELPME> wherelsmyspoon
#588 [08:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> yes yes
#589 [08:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> hang on
#590 [08:08] <WhereIsMySpoon> erm
#591 [08:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> GreyVulpine - can you please calm these bots down? 3 lines isnt spamming
#592 [08:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> right click teh file, helpme, and you'll find the directory
#593 [08:09] <goober> yes i have the error files what can i learn from them?
#594 [08:10] <HELPME> which fill need to click
#595 [08:10] <HELPME> ?
#596 [08:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> the easymodinstaller
#597 [08:10] <HELPME> because if i clickon easymod there is only a sound remember
#598 [08:10] <GreyVulpine> Not left, right click
#599 [08:11] <HELPME> then there is a few thing tyo click
#600 [08:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> properties
#601 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Do you see Open with winrar, or 7zip or some other compression program?
#602 [08:11] <HELPME> no
#603 [08:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> nono, i want him to execute the jar file via command line grey
#604 [08:11] <HELPME> wait
#605 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Ah
#606 [08:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> so i can see any errors that might be happening
#607 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Follow WhereIsMySpoon's instructions
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#609 [08:12] <goober> GreyVulpine i do have the error files
#610 [08:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> helpme - right click -> properties
#611 [08:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> then youi'll see the directory ibn tehre
#612 [08:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> *in there
#613 [08:12] <HELPME> i have a duct pc
#614 [08:12] <HELPME> wait i will send a
#615 [08:12] <HELPME> print screen ok?
#616 [08:12] <HELPME> thet you can say it
#617 [08:12] <goober> at work brb afk
#618 [08:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok..
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#621 [08:17] <HELPME> spoon how can i give you a word fill?
#622 [08:17] <WhereIsMySpoon> what
#623 [08:17] <HELPME> a fill from word (microsoft word)
#624 [08:18] <HELPME> do know thta?
#625 [08:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> if you mean how do you give me some words, paste it into the paste thing you're using and give me a link
#626 [08:18] <HELPME> do you know that soryy
#627 [08:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> or private message me it
#628 [08:18] <HELPME> how
#629 [08:19] <HELPME> private message?
#630 [08:19] <HELPME> because paste bin dont copy image
#631 [08:21] <HELPME> ?
#632 [08:22] <HELPME> hello
#633 [08:22] <HELPME> ?
#634 [08:23] <HELPME> lol
#635 [08:23] <HELPME> hello
#636 [08:24] <WhereIsMySpoon> went afk
#637 [08:24] <HELPME> okay
#638 [08:25] <WhereIsMySpoon> if you want to give me an image put it on imageshack
#639 [08:25] <HELPME> maby i can dowload a other easymodistler
#640 [08:25] <HELPME> '?
#641 [08:25] <HELPME> maby the link is just broke
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#643 [08:28] <goober> back
#644 [08:29] <goober> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x0000000002a17d4d, pid=6752, tid=7092 is the error im getting
#645 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> goober - Don't paste the entire thing here. Use pastebin.com
#646 [08:30] <goober> srry
#647 [08:32] <HELPME> spoon?
#648 [08:32] <WhereIsMySpoon> what
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#651 [08:33] <HELPME> want to know what was wrong
#652 [08:34] <HELPME> right side there was a instal fill that needs to instalt first
#653 [08:34] <HELPME> ty for your supord
#654 [08:34] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok
#655 [08:34] <HELPME> !
#656 [08:34] <WhereIsMySpoon> np
#657 [08:34] <WhereIsMySpoon> :0
#658 [08:34] <WhereIsMySpoon> *:)
#659 [08:34] <HELPME> now i can poop my panc
#660 [08:34] <HELPME> !
#661 [08:34] <goober> http://pastebin.com/embed_js.php?i=z6GYQdqr here is the error in whole
#662 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> goober - Looks like a problem with a corrupt install of java. Completely uninstall all java from your system, reinstall only java 6 32/64 bit
#663 [08:36] <WhereIsMySpoon> how you get that grey, out of interest?
#664 [08:37] <goober> Grey Thank you
#665 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> Check the stack trace and memory mapping.
#666 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> - klass: \'java/lang/String\'
#667 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> RDX=0x00000000bc77bec0 is an oop
#668 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> java/lang/string/ is out of position
#669 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> The whole memory mapping screams corrupt java install
#670 [08:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> hm, ok
#671 [08:38] <WhereIsMySpoon> there are a lot of those oops
#672 [08:38] <goober> sounds good thanks for the help :)
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#675 [08:46] <HELPME> wow!
#676 [08:46] <HELPME> that scars the hell aut of me!
#677 [08:48] <WhereIsMySpoon> ?
#678 [08:50] <HELPME> herobrine...
#679 [08:50] <WhereIsMySpoon> o
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#686 [09:20] <dylanbarberdude> Why is minecraft client 1.0.0 but minecraft server 1.0.1
#687 [09:22] <clarjon1> dylanbarberdude: because there was an update for the server only, which did not affect clientside
#688 [09:22] <clarjon1> so the minecraft dev team saw no need to muck up the efforts of the modding community and press out an update :)
#689 [09:22] <dylanbarberdude> what was it?
#690 [09:22] <clarjon1> i forget, i don't have the release notes memorized, one moment
#691 [09:23] <clarjon1> "Invalid server key" error fixed when attempting to log into servers.
#692 [09:23] <clarjon1> "Null pointer exception" error fixed when logging into servers.
#693 [09:23] <dylanbarberdude> 1st one is not fixed i get that ALL the time
#694 [09:24] <clarjon1> that is due to the login servers derping
#695 [09:24] <clarjon1> but it used to be due to the servers itself.
#696 [09:24] <clarjon1> They weren't putting out queries properly
#697 [09:24] <clarjon1> now, it's the server key message instead of the "took too long to log in" lol
#698 [09:24] <dylanbarberdude> lol
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#700 [09:30] <dylanbarberdude> I bet you can not answer this question.
#701 [09:30] <dylanbarberdude> What is the point of life?
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#703 [09:32] <libraryaddict> How long has login servers been down?
#704 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> !login
#705 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> They're not down
#706 [09:34] <libraryaddict> -_-
#707 [09:34] <libraryaddict> I have no connection to the servers and before that
#708 [09:34] <libraryaddict> I couldnt get in a server. instant d/c
#709 [09:35] <libraryaddict> Something about java connection refused
#710 [09:35] <tyteen4a03> libraryaddict: try mc.minecraftirc.net
#711 [09:35] <libraryaddict> huh
#712 [09:35] <libraryaddict> Im in
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#714 [09:35] <libraryaddict> Permission Denied : connect
#715 [09:35] <tyteen4a03> libraryaddict: Has it worked before?
#716 [09:36] <libraryaddict> Just tried to connect. I got as far as "logging in"
#717 [09:36] <libraryaddict> Yes
#718 [09:36] <clarjon1> tyteen4a03: he said it did...
#719 [09:36] <clarjon1> libraryaddict: have you tried rebooting? Checking your firewall software, etc?
#720 [09:36] <tyteen4a03> dylanbarberdude: 42
#721 [09:36] <GoldKnightx> cant connect to minecraft.net and also freezes at the updating screen in browser and when i try to play offline it freezes at a black screen, just bought the game last night can anyone help?
#722 [09:36] <libraryaddict> But it was working just before D:
#723 [09:36] <clarjon1> tyteen4a03: no, that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
#724 [09:36] <libraryaddict> I had logged out of the server to get my items to show up when they got dropped
#725 [09:36] <tyteen4a03> clarjon1: Well, he asked for the point of life, and 42 is the answer to every question
#726 [09:37] <clarjon1> no, that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything
#727 [09:37] <clarjon1> the answer to every question is a very different calculation.
#728 [09:37] <tyteen4a03> assuming everything includes every questions
#729 [09:37] <tyteen4a03> clarjon1: D:
#730 [09:37] <libraryaddict> Firewall seems fine
#731 [09:37] <GoldKnightx> ys ive rebooted 10 times ive beeen trying to solve this since 12 am, ive also turned my firee wall off and everything:(
#732 [09:37] <clarjon1> libraryaddict: have you tried restarting your connection
#733 [09:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> GoldKnightx only/you
#734 [09:37] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#735 [09:37] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#736 [09:38] <libraryaddict> I guess Ill try restart the modem then
#737 [09:38] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: Have you installed java?
#738 [09:38] <clarjon1> tyteen4a03: he seen the progress bar, so I'm assuming so...
#739 [09:38] <tyteen4a03> clarjon1: oops, missed the first bit
#740 [09:38] <tyteen4a03> only saw the second
#741 [09:38] <GoldKnightx> tyteeen4a03: yes
#742 [09:38] <clarjon1> GoldKnightx: Are you trying to run the game from the website, or the downloadable launcher?
#743 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> clarjon1: both
#744 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> both didn't work
#745 [09:39] <clarjon1> now look at that, now it's me missing context clues xD
#746 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: Can you tell us your java version at http://javatester.org/version.html
#747 [09:40] <GoldKnightx> yes trying now
#748 [09:41] <GoldKnightx> java version 1.6.0_30
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#750 [09:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> GoldKnightx win/dxdiag
#751 [09:42] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#752 [09:42] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#753 [09:42] <libraryaddict> Nope
#754 [09:42] <libraryaddict> Restartin the router didnt help
#755 [09:42] <clarjon1> hmmm
#756 [09:43] <clarjon1> libraryaddict: how odd... What OS do you have?
#757 [09:43] <libraryaddict> Win 7
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#760 [09:46] <mib_bpjgq1> when i click on my minecraft shortcut it comes up with minecraft cant run on windows or contains an error i've tired everything please help me
#761 [09:46] <tyteen4a03> mib_bpjgq1: Can you paste the full error at pastebin.com?
#762 [09:46] <mib_bpjgq1> i dnt no how?
#763 [09:47] <GoldKnightx> VoxelHead/http://pastebin.com/5grxVC26
#764 [09:47] <tyteen4a03> mib_bpjgq1: Where does the error pop up?
#765 [09:47] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: got it
#766 [09:47] <mib_bpjgq1> after i click on my shortcut on my desktop the launcher doesnt even come up
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#768 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> mib_bpjgq1: Can you go to minecraft.net/play and see what happens?
#769 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: Try disabling all security softwares and firewalls r
#770 [09:48] <mib_bpjgq1> i've tried reinstalling it changing its properties but nothing happens
#771 [09:48] <libraryaddict> oh wow. Something else
#772 [09:48] <libraryaddict> I can no longer connect to java.com
#773 [09:49] <libraryaddict> But a proxy can
#774 [09:49] <GoldKnightx> freezes at update screen it says done updating but the bar doesnt become full
#775 [09:49] <mib_bpjgq1> ok i'll go there
#776 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: Did you install or mod or is it a clean install?
#777 [09:49] <GoldKnightx> i did everything clean.,
#778 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> libraryaddict: if it can still access google.com and minecraft.net...
#779 [09:49] <GoldKnightx> never played it before
#780 [09:50] <mib_bpjgq1> i just installed it of the website months ago its never had this problem beefore
#781 [09:50] <tyteen4a03> mib_bpjgq1: Have you ever installed a mod?
#782 [09:50] <mib_bpjgq1> no
#783 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> GoldKnightx win/reinst
#784 [09:50] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#785 [09:51] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#786 [09:51] <libraryaddict> Whats the url of the minecraft login server?
#787 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> GoldKnightx - Also, does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#788 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> libraryaddict - login.minecraft.net
#789 [09:51] <libraryaddict> ofc >_<
#790 [09:51] <libraryaddict> Ok it just let me login..
#791 [09:51] <libraryaddict> And I still cant connect to the server.
#792 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> libraryaddict - Sounds like a firewall issue
#793 [09:51] <GoldKnightx> it usto have an !* changed it last night tho!
#794 [09:52] <libraryaddict> aie. im trying to reinstall java
#795 [09:52] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: Changing the username does not help
#796 [09:52] <tyteen4a03> ??> GoldKnightx win/!
#797 [09:52] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download and run the following file:
#798 [09:52] <VoxelHead> GoldKnightx: (win/!) Special Character Workaround: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/WindowsProfileFix.exe NOTE: We do not guarantee this will work and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk. Must be run as an Administrator.
#799 [09:53] <tyteen4a03> mib_bpjgq1: So, this problem just happened these days and you could access Minecraft through the launcher?
#800 [09:53] <libraryaddict> Ok then. Assuming the firewall is at fault. Disabling it should work right?
#801 [09:54] <libraryaddict> java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: Connect
#802 [09:54] <libraryaddict> Antivirus and firewall disabled :\
#803 [09:54] <libraryaddict> oh wow
#804 [09:55] <libraryaddict> I forgot to disable a program
#805 [09:55] <libraryaddict> Peerblock
#806 [09:55] <GoldKnightx> Voxelead: thank u so much voxel, how do u use this program though?
#807 [09:55] <libraryaddict> My fail
#808 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> GoldKnightx: You download it and run it as an administrator
#809 [09:55] <GoldKnightx> VoxelHead*
#810 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#811 [09:55] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#812 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> derp
#813 [09:58] <libraryaddict> What happens to exp when you die?
#814 [09:58] <libraryaddict> As in. How much disappaers
#815 [10:01] <AureliusM> libraryaddict: wiki says when a player dies they drop "half of their experience as orbs"
#816 [10:02] <libraryaddict> ah
#817 [10:02] <libraryaddict> thanks
#818 [10:03] <AureliusM> but I have found the exp level number drops less than expected
#819 [10:04] <GoldKnightx> THANK YOU VOXEL:):) AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO TRIED TO HELP!
#820 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> voxel is a bot.. but it appreciates your thanks nontheless
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#823 [10:10] <mib_qta9yu> the screen goes plant when i try to log into the game
#824 [10:10] <mib_qta9yu> i ment blank
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#830 [10:41] <TheNoodle> Can someone add that to the akick list instead? :p
#831 [10:44] <libraryaddict> How much dmg does a skeleton arrow do to another mob?
#832 [10:45] <Ketsueki> stobix: you're not launching it correctly. Use a correct launcher and 'force update' option and things will be setup correctly. http://paste2.org/p/1850016 is my launch script for openjdk7/sun whatever
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#835 [10:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> libraryaddict - are you trying to get music disks?
#836 [10:47] <libraryaddict> Yush
#837 [10:47] <libraryaddict> Only getting 13 :\
#838 [10:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> hit cereper twice with iron sword
#839 [10:47] <WhereIsMySpoon> one arrow from skele will finish it
#840 [10:47] <libraryaddict> no iron sword :D Using IC2 Chainsaw and stone sword
#841 [10:48] <WhereIsMySpoon> 4 times with a bow then
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#848 [11:17] <Morrolan> TheNoodle: Meh, this time he'll always see the ban reason. :P
#849 [11:18] <Morrolan> I'm kinda astonished that he tries to rejoin on a daily base, without ever actually appealing his ban.
#850 [11:18] <Morrolan> astonished == I don't get it
#851 [11:19] <TheNoodle> Morrolan, he was here a few hours ago from his phone.
#852 [11:19] <TheNoodle> :P
#853 [11:19] <Morrolan> Heh.
#854 [11:21] <TheNoodle> And it's hard to report ban evasion when the only ban is in vox :p
#855 [11:21] <Morrolan> I think there was a ban added yesterday for his phone, but either that one expired or he's got a different host now.
#856 [11:21] <Morrolan> Also, you can't report ban evasion to network staff anyway, now can you?
#857 [11:21] <Wug> problem solved
#858 [11:22] <Morrolan> Always though that to be the responsibility of chanops.
#859 [11:22] <Wug> Morrolan: you can report ban evasion to network staff
#860 [11:22] <Wug> its part of the network charter
#861 [11:23] <Morrolan> Huh? What a strange policy.
#862 [11:24] <Wug> :charter
#863 [11:24] <WugBot> charter: http://www.esper.net/charter.php
#864 [11:24] <Wug> anyway, vox ban on $a:graversimen
#865 [11:24] <Wug> that should keep him out regardless of origin
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#867 [11:24] <Wug> TheNoodle: can you use wugbot to kick
#868 [11:24] <Wug> ;flags TheNoodle
#869 [11:24] <WugBot> thenoodle has (in #minecrafthelp) flags:
#870 [11:24] <TheNoodle> I cannot, I have aubot
#871 [11:24] <Wug> nope
#872 [11:25] <TheNoodle> :p
#873 [11:25] <Wug> and aubot is being retarded lately.
#874 [11:25] <WhereIsMySpoon> ^
#875 [11:25] <TheNoodle> But that adds a bunch of extra stuff to the kick message :/
#876 [11:25] <Wug> more so than usual
#877 [11:25] <Wug> .part
#878 [11:25] <TheNoodle> :p
#879 [11:25] <Wug> and aubot is being retarded lately.
#880 [11:25] <WhereIsMySpoon> ^
#881 [11:25] <TheNoodle> But that adds a bunch of extra stuff to the kick message :/
#882 [11:25] <Wug> more so than usual
#883 [11:25] <Wug> .part
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#886 [11:26] <Wug> it helps if you have logs
#887 [11:26] <Morrolan> I always thought that making sure a banned user doesn't get back is the duty of chanops, and not of network staff.
#888 [11:27] <Wug> to a certain degree
#889 [11:27] <Wug> there is an implicit reasonable effort clause
#890 [11:27] <Wug> if you're not trying to protect your channel the opers will not help you
#891 [11:28] <Wug> ;flags TheNoodle +c
#892 [11:28] <WugBot> thenoodle (in #minecrafthelp) has been given flags: c
#893 [11:28] <Wug> that gives kick, quiet and dequiet
#894 [11:28] <TheNoodle> cheers
#895 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags Miclee
#896 [11:29] <WugBot> miclee has (in #minecrafthelp) flags:
#897 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags Miclee +c
#898 [11:29] <WugBot> miclee (in #minecrafthelp) has been given flags: c
#899 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags Shadow|Bed
#900 [11:29] <WugBot> shadow386 has (in #minecrafthelp) flags: c
#901 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags Eddie
#902 [11:29] <WugBot> eddie has (in #minecrafthelp) flags: c
#903 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags AG_Clinton
#904 [11:29] <WugBot> ag_clinton has (in #minecrafthelp) flags:
#905 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags AG_Clinton +c
#906 [11:29] <WugBot> ag_clinton (in #minecrafthelp) has been given flags: c
#907 [11:29] <Wug> ;flags lukegb
#908 [11:29] <WugBot> lukegb has (in #minecrafthelp) flags: c
#909 [11:29] <TheNoodle> I like the highlighting of everybody :D
#910 [11:29] <Wug> ikr
#911 [11:30] <Wug> hello everyone
#912 [11:30] <Wug> hilighted by botspam
#913 [11:30] <Wug> anyway
#914 [11:30] <{unimatrix}> meow
#915 [11:31] <Wug> I'm going to canada in like less than an hour
#916 [11:31] <Wug> I need to pack. toodles
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#923 [11:49] <curmet> hi, when i try to open mine craft it says this
#924 [11:49] <curmet> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 1/3/12 10:46 AM Minecraft: Minecraft 1.0.0 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_30, Su
#925 [11:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> did you try updating your video card drivers curmet?
#926 [11:51] <curmet> i dont know how to
#927 [11:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> and also, dont paste large chunks of text here
#928 [11:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> paste it to pastebin.com or pastie.org
#929 [11:51] <curmet> sorry..
#930 [11:51] <curmet> sorry..
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#932 [11:51] <curmet> so how to do i uptate my video card driver?
#933 [11:51] <WhereIsMySpoon> curmet - google for "drivers nvidia gtx 560"
#934 [11:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> or whatever your card is called
#935 [11:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> mine is a gtx 560
#936 [11:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> yours might not be
#937 [11:52] <curmet> how do i find out what name mine is?
#938 [11:52] <curmet> and once i do, how do i update it?
#939 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag
#940 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> ??> curmet win/dxdiag
#941 [11:53] <AureliusM> ??> curmet win/dxdiag
#942 [11:53] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#943 [11:53] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#944 [11:53] <WhereIsMySpoon> pastebin pastebin is borked atm
#945 [11:53] <WhereIsMySpoon> use pastie.org
#946 [11:53] <WhereIsMySpoon> one too many pastebins there
#947 [11:53] <curmet> what box?
#948 [11:54] <curmet> and what's the win key?
#949 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Did you press the windows + R keys?
#950 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> WhereIsMySpoon: If pastebin seems down to you, use archive.org as proxy
#951 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> curmet win/key
#952 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> The win key is the one between the ctrl and alt keys.
#953 [11:54] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#954 [11:54] * tyteen4a03 backs to lurking
#954 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> *goes back
#955 [11:54] <curmet> oh lol the fn hey/?
#956 [11:54] <curmet> *key
#957 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> No, the one to the right of the Fn key
#958 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Has the windows logo on it
#959 [11:54] <curmet> oh the windows key lol
#960 [11:55] <WhereIsMySpoon> yay
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#962 [11:55] <curmet> ok so what do i type in the box?
#963 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> curmet win/dxdiag
#964 [11:55] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#965 [11:55] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#966 [11:55] <mib_vzrjv8> bonjour j'ai acheté minecraft jeudi et le compte n'ai toujours pas premium
#967 [11:56] <curmet> ohh ok
#968 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_vzrjv8 - Desole, nous parlez anglais ici
#969 [11:56] <mib_vzrjv8> ok
#970 [11:56] <curmet> lol i speak a tiny bit of french
#971 [11:56] <curmet> barely though
#972 [11:56] <curmet> i can count rlly high though! :D
#973 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_vzrjv8 - if you've paid for minecraft, go call your bank, make sure payment has been made
#974 [11:56] <curmet> uhh jai faim! :D
#975 [11:57] <curmet> that means im hungry :DD
#976 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> It's j'ai,
#977 [11:57] <mib_vzrjv8> Hello I bought minecraft on Thursday and the account premium always
#978 [11:57] <curmet> sorry i forgot the comma :p
#979 [11:57] <WhereIsMySpoon> google translate ftw
#980 [11:57] <WhereIsMySpoon> :p
#981 [11:57] <curmet> lolol
#982 [11:59] <curmet> pastebin is under a heavy load right now
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#985 [12:01] <curmet> where do i paste it?
#986 [12:01] <curmet> since pastebin is under a heavy load
#987 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> pastie.org
#988 [12:03] <TheNoodle> minecraftirc needs a pastebin...
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#990 [12:04] <curmet> http://pastie.org/3119451
#991 [12:05] <curmet> did u see it?
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#993 [12:05] <GreyVulpine> yes, one moment
#994 [12:06] <curmet> ok
#995 [12:06] <WhereIsMySpoon> oh, its an onboard one?
#996 [12:06] <curmet> whats that?
#997 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> curmet - You're running a dell Inspiron 1440 laptop with Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit and a Mobile Intel(R) 45 Express video chipset. The drivers you want to download and install are:
#998 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> curmet - downloads.dell.com\video\R260515.exe
#999 [12:07] <curmet> do i install that?
#1000 [12:07] <WhereIsMySpoon> ahahahhahahahahahaha
#1001 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> Yes please.
#1002 [12:07] <curmet> ok
#1003 [12:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> oops misstype
#1004 [12:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> wrong channel xD
#1005 [12:12] <curmet> this computer does not meet the minimum requirments for installing this softwear. set up will exit
#1006 [12:12] <curmet> thats what popped up
#1007 [12:13] <curmet> now what...
#1008 [12:14] <curmet> how do i update my video thing or what ever it is
#1009 [12:14] <curmet> helpp mee plzz im getting frusterated D:
#1010 [12:16] <curmet> helloo?
#1011 [12:17] <curmet> is anyone there?
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#1013 [12:19] <curmet> uh this was no help
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#1016 [12:31] <Bl4ckdr4g0n> hey i have a little question, maybe someone can help me: i have an old .mine-file (from the java-free-game on the minecraft site) and want to transform it to an filetype for the android app ("level.dat"?), thanks
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#1018 [12:39] <AureliusM> Bl4ckdr4g0n, maybe try MCEdit to convert the .mine format to the new world format
#1019 [12:40] <Bl4ckdr4g0n> ok, ill try :)
#1020 [12:43] <Jiggler> has anyone installed dynmap on multiplay.co.uk
#1021 [12:43] <TheNoodle> Probably.
#1022 [12:44] <TheNoodle> You're better off asking multiplay.
#1023 [12:44] <Jiggler> yeah
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#1026 [12:47] <EvilWug> mibbit just shat itself
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#1031 [12:48] <EvilWug> mibbit yuso sux
#1032 [12:48] <mib_3ej9z9> ok so i need some help big time. i run minecraft and it runs fine for about 10 minutes, but after that, it gets really laggy and i have to close it. i want to know if there is any way i can make it so it wont lag like this
#1033 [12:48] <EvilWug> do you have a 64 bit computer
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#1035 [12:49] <mib_3ej9z9> i think i do but i have a 32 bit java
#1036 [12:49] <EvilWug> 64 bit java might help you
#1037 [12:49] <EvilWug> you can get it here:
#1038 [12:49] <EvilWug> :j
#1039 [12:49] <WugBot> j: Current Recommended Java Version: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u30-download-1377142.html (Java SE Runtime Environment 6 Update 30)
#1040 [12:49] <mib_3ej9z9> is it free?
#1041 [12:49] <mib_6vbm5y> i have the error hs_err_pid
#1042 [12:49] <WhereIsMySpoon> yes
#1043 [12:49] <mib_3ej9z9> thanks ill try it
#1044 [12:50] <AureliusM> Bl4ckdr4g0n : further on how to convert Classic .mine maps to Beta maps: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/105257-classic-maps-to-beta/
#1045 [12:51] <mib_3ej9z9> which java do i get?
#1046 [12:51] <mib_3ej9z9> theres so many
#1047 [12:51] <mib_3ej9z9> :3
#1048 [12:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> 64bit for windows
#1049 [12:52] <mib_3ej9z9> the one at the bottom?
#1050 [12:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> thats 64bit java for windows
#1051 [12:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> so yes
#1052 [12:52] <mib_3ej9z9> ok
#1053 [12:52] <WhereIsMySpoon> ./quack
#1054 [12:53] <EvilWug> /quack
#1055 [12:54] <mib_3ej9z9> ok it says its not compatable with the version of windows i am using
#1056 [12:54] <WhereIsMySpoon> then you're using 32bit windows
#1057 [12:54] <WhereIsMySpoon> which tehrefore means this exercise is pointless
#1058 [12:54] <mib_3ej9z9> let me get the exact message
#1059 [12:54] <EvilWug> if you dont use any other mods try optifine
#1060 [12:55] <EvilWug> exact message doesnt matter, we know what it says
#1061 [12:55] <mib_3ej9z9> arg
#1062 [12:55] <EvilWug> optifine might help if you are having performance issues, but it is a mod so we dont officially support it
#1063 [12:55] <mib_3ej9z9> so what else can i do
#1064 [12:55] <EvilWug> try optifine
#1065 [12:55] <mib_3ej9z9> um ok
#1066 [12:56] <AureliusM> mib_3ej9z9: tell us your PC specs and I might have suggestions on best options
#1067 [12:56] <mib_3ej9z9> link plz?/
#1068 [12:56] <mib_3ej9z9> ok one sec
#1069 [12:56] <EvilWug> D:<
#1070 [12:56] <AureliusM> ??> mib_3ej9z9 win/dxdiag
#1071 [12:56] <EvilWug> IM BANNED FROM MY OWN CHANNEL
#1072 [12:56] <VoxelHead> mib_3ej9z9: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1073 [12:56] <VoxelHead> mib_3ej9z9: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1074 [12:56] <mib_3ej9z9> OS Name Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium
#1075 [12:56] <mib_3ej9z9> oops
#1076 [12:57] <mib_3ej9z9> yea it wont let me paste all of it
#1077 [12:57] <WhereIsMySpoon> read the whole message
#1078 [12:57] <EvilWug> fffff
#1079 [12:57] <AureliusM> mib_3ej9z9: run the dxdiag as above and look for "Processor", and "Memory"
#1080 [12:57] <AureliusM> mib_3ej9z9: run the dxdiag as above and look for "Processor", and "Memory"
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#1083 [13:00] * EvilWug teehee
#1083 [13:00] <mib_3ej9z9> http://pastebin.com/PjdXnHjC
#1084 [13:01] <Morrolan> You might want to put whatever that is on www.pastie.org for today, since pastebin is overloaded.
#1085 [13:01] <mib_3ej9z9> allright
#1086 [13:01] <EvilWug> lol pastebin is overloaded?
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#1088 [13:01] <lukegb> It's dxdiag
#1089 [13:01] <WhereIsMySpoon> its fine now morro
#1090 [13:02] <mib_3ej9z9> http://www.pastie.org/3119745
#1091 [13:02] <Morrolan> It still doesn't load for me.
#1092 [13:02] <Morrolan> Oh, now it does. :)
#1093 [13:02] <EvilWug> I was about to say, it loads fine for me
#1094 [13:02] <Morrolan> Oh well, now we've got it twice, can't hurt. :D
#1095 [13:02] <AureliusM> Thanks mib_3ej9z9, those specs look good to me. plenty or RAM, I would not expect any big lag. I'm looking at the CPU performance now.
#1096 [13:02] <EvilWug> 32 bit windows 7
#1097 [13:03] <EvilWug> you might check if theres a graphics driver update available
#1098 [13:03] <mib_3ej9z9> how do i do that :3
#1099 [13:04] <mib_afkm29> i have error hs_err_pid what i need to have to fix it
#1100 [13:05] <AureliusM> mib_3ej9z9, try running with render distance normal and fast graphics. That CPU is not much faster than mine and I lag also with Far.
#1101 [13:05] <mib_3ej9z9> mmk
#1102 [13:05] <mib_3ej9z9> wait
#1103 [13:06] <mib_3ej9z9> i run it on tiny and have the graphics on fast and it still lags
#1104 [13:06] <mib_3ej9z9> alot
#1105 [13:06] <mib_3ej9z9> it runs fine for a few mins and then it lags badly
#1106 [13:08] <EvilWug> its memory issues, there isnt anything we can do. try optifine
#1107 [13:08] <mib_3ej9z9> link me
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#1110 [13:09] <EvilWug> search the forums for it
#1111 [13:09] <mib_smwnb9> hi
#1112 [13:09] <mib_smwnb9> I need help
#1113 [13:09] <mib_3ej9z9> what forums
#1114 [13:09] <mib_smwnb9> pls help me
#1115 [13:10] <mib_smwnb9> pls help me
#1116 [13:10] <EvilWug> :ww > mib_smwnb9
#1117 [13:10] <WugBot> mib_smwnb9: (ww) Help you with what? Please describe the problem in detail.
#1118 [13:11] <mib_smwnb9> ok so I will login in my Minecraft premium account but when i try to play it says / Cant connect to minecraft.net (not dowloadet) why?
#1119 [13:12] <mib_smwnb9> ??
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#1121 [13:13] <mib_smwnb9> ok so I will login in my Minecraft premium account but when i try to play it says / Cant connect to minecraft.net (not dowloadet) why?
#1122 [13:13] <mib_smwnb9> ok so I will login in my Minecraft premium account but when i try to play it says / Cant connect to minecraft.net (not downloadet) why?*
#1123 [13:14] <sockmister> i bought the game but where is it
#1124 [13:14] <mib_smwnb9> you must download it on minecraft.net lol xD
#1125 [13:14] <EvilWug> :client > sockmister
#1126 [13:14] <WugBot> sockmister: (client) You can download the client by clicking the correct link: (For Windows: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe ) (For Linux: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar ) (For OSX: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.zip )
#1127 [13:15] <EvilWug> mib_smwnb9: has it ever worked before on that computer
#1128 [13:15] <mib_smwnb9> sockmister help me pls????????
#1129 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_smwnb9 - Fix your system time and date
#1130 [13:15] <mib_smwnb9> My?
#1131 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_smwnb9 - Your computer thinks its Feb 2.
#1132 [13:15] <mib_3ej9z9> ok so ive downloaded optifine and i am just making sure so i dont screw up
#1133 [13:15] <mib_3ej9z9> do i just copy the class files
#1134 [13:16] <mib_3ej9z9> into my MC jar?
#1135 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_3ej9z9 - yes
#1136 [13:16] <mib_3ej9z9> after extracting
#1137 [13:16] <mib_smwnb9> I must fix my system date and whyt?
#1138 [13:16] <mib_smwnb9> what*
#1139 [13:17] <mib_3ej9z9> do i need to extract it or open the archive of the compressed folder
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#1141 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_smwnb9 - Fix your system time and date, and you'll be able to log in
#1142 [13:17] <mib_smwnb9> ohh
#1143 [13:17] <mib_smwnb9> yes
#1144 [13:17] <mib_smwnb9> thak you
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#1146 [13:17] <mib_3ej9z9> ?
#1147 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_3ej9z9 - Don't extract mc.jar, just open it up with winrar
#1148 [13:18] <mib_smwnb9> Cool fuck I love this website cool ^^
#1149 [13:18] * AuBot kicked mib_smwnb9 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_smwnb9 :Please keep it civil.)
#1150 [13:18] <mib_3ej9z9> no
#1151 [13:18] <mib_3ej9z9> i mean do i extract the optifine file
#1152 [13:18] <mib_ujl0lk> im a guy and when i turned 10 i started liking boys
#1153 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_3ej9z9 - That depends.
#1154 [13:18] <mib_3ej9z9> on?
#1155 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_3ej9z9 - Is it a .class file?
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#1157 [13:19] <mib_3ej9z9> it has .classd files in it
#1158 [13:19] <mib_3ej9z9> .class
#1159 [13:19] <mib_3ej9z9> spell error
#1160 [13:19] <mib_ujl0lk> fuck
#1161 [13:19] * AuBot kicked mib_ujl0lk from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_ujl0lk :Please keep it civil.)
#1162 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> Just follow the directions of optifine. http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.minecraftforum.net%2Ftopic%2F249637-100-optifine-hd-d3-fps-boost-hd-textures%2F&ei=oUYDT7LDNcG_gAeClZG0Ag&usg=AFQjCNFh4BsLDuTG6OtrWma6ALHwdJ7M4w
#1163 [13:19] <EvilWug> lol giant google url
#1164 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> er, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-100-optifine-hd-d3-fps-boost-hd-textures/
#1165 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> "Copy the .class files from the downloaded zip file into the jar file, replacing previous files."
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#1167 [13:21] <findow> my poo is green how come
#1168 [13:21] <EvilWug> ;+ optifine If your computer performs poorly in minecraft, you can try to install optifine, which can make the game more playable.;;Optifine can be downloaded from here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-
#1169 [13:21] <WugBot> Done.
#1170 [13:21] <EvilWug> ;kick findow go away
#1171 [13:21] * WugBot kicked findow from #minecrafthelp (Reason: indow :go away)
#1172 [13:21] <EvilWug> stupid mibbit doesnt show hostnames when people join
#1173 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Does wugbot have a geoip thing?
#1174 [13:22] <EvilWug> it doesnt, use aubots
#1175 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> I don't remember the command
#1176 [13:22] <EvilWug> neither do I, guess a few
#1177 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> Never mind, google's faster.
#1178 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> dsl-187-146-85-73-dyn.prod-infinitum.com.mx
#1179 [13:22] <EvilWug> !geoip 129.21.137.141
#1180 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> mexico
#1181 [13:22] <EvilWug> !find 129.21.137.141
#1182 [13:23] <EvilWug> !info 129.21.137.141
#1183 [13:23] <EvilWug> nope
#1184 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> ;geoip dsl-187-146-85-73-dyn.prod-infinitum.com.mx
#1185 [13:23] <EvilWug> aubots a little ... idk, drunk maybe? its responding really slowly
#1186 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
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#1188 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Has been, for a few days now
#1189 [13:23] <EvilWug> too much new years eggnog
#1190 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Should've seen aubot earlier, is why I had to un-op aubot...
#1191 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> why is aubot re-opped.
#1192 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#1193 [13:24] <EvilWug> im not sure, but it seems to be behaving better
#1194 [13:24] <AureliusM> ??< optifine
#1195 [13:24] * GreyVulpine kicks Aubot
#1195 [13:25] * EvilWug bonks AuBot and AuBot with a wrench
#1195 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> This morning, that took several seconds for aubot to respond
#1196 [13:25] <EvilWug> dang
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#1198 [13:29] <mib_3ej9z9> ok optifine DEFINITLY helped
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#1200 [13:29] <mib_3ej9z9> but i hhave one more question
#1201 [13:30] <mib_3ej9z9> ok so i have buildcraft
#1202 [13:30] <mib_3ej9z9> when im running my quarry, the thing that takes the block is moving
#1203 [13:32] <mib_3ej9z9> but what i want to know is when i move when its moving, i see beyond the wall, literally
#1204 [13:32] <mib_3ej9z9> its like i have xra y mod
#1205 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> That's something you'll need to take up with the creator of buildcraft. There's thousands upon thousands of mods out there. Nobody knows them all, much less how each one interacts with others
#1206 [13:33] <mib_3ej9z9> mmk
#1207 [13:33] <mib_3ej9z9> earable
#1208 [13:33] <mib_3ej9z9> sg right now
#1209 [13:36] <mib_3ej9z9> sorry im having awful lag right now
#1210 [13:36] <mib_3ej9z9> thx for all the help, it is very much appreciated
#1211 [13:36] <mib_3ej9z9> but i have to go so bye
#1212 [13:37] * GreyVulpine waves
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#1213 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: does the email verification system on mc.net work?
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#1215 [13:37] <mib_9uqbqo> GUYS! Cant get my email CODE
#1216 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea tyteen4a03.
#1217 [13:38] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: I have seen 1 user and 1 friend complaining about it
#1218 [13:38] <Shadowbaku> hey does anybody know y my full mc says bad login or connection refused on the multiplayer section wen i try to join
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#1221 [13:39] <AureliusM> Shadowbaku: which server URL?
#1222 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_9uqbqo - Try resending it. If it still doesn't work, email help@mojang.com
#1223 [13:40] <Shadowbaku> well its more like just a server where u type in a number in the ip adress thing
#1224 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - What is your minecraft username?
#1225 [13:40] <Shadowbaku> baku1999
#1226 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Try a force update through the downloadable launcher, then try connecting to a different server. Try mc.minecraftirc.net
#1227 [13:41] <mib_iwbbug> how come when i log in it says try again not premium not download
#1228 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwbbug - Because you haven't paid for minecraft
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#1230 [13:41] <mib_iwbbug> but i did
#1231 [13:41] <Shadowbaku> ive paid for minecraft
#1232 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwbbug - Then your bank hasn't finished the transaction, has it on hold, or is still processing it
#1233 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Try a force update through the downloadable launcher, then try connecting to a different server. Try mc.minecraftirc.net
#1234 [13:42] <Shadowbaku> my computer for some reason wont let me download anything from there website and it says couldnt be downloaded
#1235 [13:42] <mib_iwbbug> kick aurelius
#1236 [13:43] <mib_iwbbug> Kick aurelius
#1237 [13:43] <Shadowbaku> so i found a launcher on utube and ive been using that one
#1238 [13:45] <mib_iwbbug> how do you buid a biplane
#1239 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Then what you're using is a pirated version of minecraft, or one that modifies the original client to bypass authentication
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#1241 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Without a real, authentic authentication, you won't be able to join legit servers with that client
#1242 [13:46] <Shadowbaku> well y won t it let me download the minecraft from the website
#1243 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Well, what happens when you try?
#1244 [13:46] <mib_iwbbug> answer me
#1245 [13:47] <Shadowbaku> it says minecraft.exe couldnt be downloaded
#1246 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwbbug - You put the appropriate materials into the appropriate slots on the crafting table.
#1247 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_iwbbug - Mods are not what this channel are for.
#1248 [13:47] <Shadowbaku> and i have windows 7
#1249 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Tried a different browser?
#1250 [13:48] <AureliusM> Shadowbaku: What browsr are you using to download? try Firefox or Opera
#1251 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - How about trying to download it through this:
#1252 [13:48] <mib_iwbbug> f u c k you
#1253 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> !client
#1254 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_iwbbug
#1255 [13:48] * GreyBot kicked mib_iwbbug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_iwbbug :<Kicks:894>)
#1256 [13:49] <Shadowbaku> it had said the same thimg
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#1258 [13:49] <mib_iwbbug> helo
#1259 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_iwbbug
#1260 [13:49] * GreyBot kicked mib_iwbbug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_iwbbug :<Kicks:895>)
#1261 [13:49] <Shadowbaku> and im using comcast.net
#1262 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Try https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe?52943267171768
#1263 [13:50] <Shadowbaku> it said the same thiong
#1264 [13:50] <AureliusM> Shadowbaku; check your system's allowing you to download executable programs.
#1265 [13:50] <Shadowbaku> where do i check that at
#1266 [13:52] <Shadowbaku> Aureliusm where do i check that at
#1267 [13:53] <AureliusM> Shadowbaku: I do not know Windows 7, maybe you need to run as administrator; see also http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-files/program-files-download-permission/6225d7f6-74dd-4d2f-9b20-ec670122fccd
#1268 [13:53] <AureliusM> There is also http://www.blogsdna.com/2159/how-to-take-ownership-grant-permissions-to-access-files-folder-in-windows-7.htm
#1269 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Could also be there's a security software installed on the computer that's blocking minecraft from downloading
#1270 [13:54] <AureliusM> But where are you trying to download the executable minecraft program? Maybe create your own folder on the desktop and download it there?
#1271 [13:55] <Shadowbaku> im trying to download it to my library on my computer
#1272 [13:55] <Scott> I wish someone with a mac would come in here.
#1273 [13:55] <Scott> I need a mac to do something lol
#1274 [13:56] <lukegb> Scott: like what? :P
#1275 [13:56] <Scott> you can't do it :(
#1276 [13:56] <Scott> you're in the UK
#1277 [13:56] <AureliusM> Shadowbaku: you could try to download the minecraft.jar instead - see step 1 in my reply here: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_closes_as_soon_as_i_log_in
#1278 [13:56] <Eddie> He needs a Mac to receive my services
#1279 [13:56] <lukegb> Scott: what do you want? I'm curious :P
#1280 [13:57] <Scott> lukegb: coupons printed and then saved as a PDF
#1281 [13:57] <lukegb> Scott: you need a Mac for that?
#1282 [13:57] <Scott> you can pause the printer in OS X and then save the print jobs as a PDF
#1283 [13:57] <Scott> yes, the software blocks PDF printers
#1284 [13:57] <lukegb> Scott: I wanna try ):
#1285 [13:57] <Scott> well are you in at least snow leopard?
#1286 [13:57] <lukegb> Scott: nope :D
#1287 [13:58] <Scott> then you can't...
#1288 [13:58] <lukegb> Scott: just link me. I'm curious now qq
#1289 [13:58] <Scott> wat
#1290 [13:58] <Scott> it doesn't work on linux at all
#1291 [13:58] <Scott> only osx/win
#1292 [13:58] <lukegb> Scott: wine
#1293 [13:58] <lukegb> and/or my VM
#1294 [13:58] <Eddie> win/sox
#1295 [13:58] <Eddie> :D
#1296 [13:58] <Scott> lol
#1297 [13:59] <lukegb> Scott: windows can print ordinary jobs to file, which comes out as postscript (assuming you have a decent printer...), then you just flip that into PDF :P
#1298 [13:59] <Shadowbaku> i have kaspersky security set up
#1299 [14:00] <Eddie> Scott will be back shortly o.o
#1300 [14:00] <Scott> lukegb: http://coupons.com/ try to print anything
#1301 [14:03] <Shadowbaku> it still wont let me download it an i have purchased the game so shouldnt i be able to and is there a way i can contact mojang
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#1303 [14:04] <Halfbax> Hello
#1304 [14:04] <Halfbax> Anyone there ?
#1305 [14:04] <DopeGhoti> Scott: there's no way to prevent someone from printing anything printable to a PDF or whatever other file format the user prefers.
#1306 [14:04] <Shadowbaku> i am
#1307 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: No, I'm here. You may or may not be there.
#1308 [14:05] <Scott> DopeGhoti: Yes there is.
#1309 [14:05] <Scott> Custom software.
#1310 [14:05] <lukegb> Scott: I like how the uninstall instructions page links to their corporate website :P
#1311 [14:05] <Halfbax> Is anyone german or english only ?
#1312 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> Scott: I disagree. What if my printer is software set up to look like a printer but is actually a PDF generator?
#1313 [14:05] <Scott> It checks your default printer and verifies it isn't known PDF or fax software.
#1314 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: Ich kann ein bischien Deutschsprache.
#1315 [14:06] <DopeGhoti> Scott: "Known"
#1316 [14:06] <Halfbax> This is the Minecraft help irc channel or ?
#1317 [14:06] <Scott> DopeGhoti: Well, feel free to figure it out!
#1318 [14:06] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: Ja, hier ist #minecrafthelp.
#1319 [14:07] <Halfbax> Ah ein deutscher. Hallo erstmal. Ich habe da ein Problem mit der Zahlung des Spiel. Und zwar wenn ich es versuche via Paypal zu kaufen bekomm ich folgende Meldung: "" Leider können wir Ihre Zahlung nicht durchführen. Bitte gehen Sie zurück zum Händler und wählen Sie dort eine andere Zahlungsmethode aus. ""
#1320 [14:08] <Halfbax> Genug Geld ist auf dem Konto
#1321 [14:08] <Scott> I didn't know you spoke German.
#1322 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> Sein Konto habt zwanzig Euro?
#1323 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> Scott: only a bit.
#1324 [14:09] <Scott> lukegb: Wanna write a testimonial for the new AG site?
#1325 [14:09] <Halfbax> @Scott I said i cant buy Minecraft via Paypal
#1326 [14:09] <lukegb> Scott: what am I going to testify about
#1327 [14:09] <lukegb> I've barely used AG for stuff
#1328 [14:09] <Scott> Then what the heck do you use that VPS for?
#1329 [14:09] <Scott> and the bukkit people have a VPS :s
#1330 [14:09] <Halfbax> @DopeGhosti Ja
#1331 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> lukegb: "I don't use my VPS for anything, but my AllGamer VPS does nothing spectacularly well!"
#1332 [14:10] <lukegb> Scott: we used to use it for hosting a repo
#1333 [14:10] <lukegb> Then it ran out of disk space ):
#1334 [14:10] <Scott> and you didn't ask for more
#1335 [14:10] <lukegb> Well, mostly it was the log files I kept forgetting to delete :P
#1336 [14:11] <Scott> Well if you aren't using it, I'm going to delete it.
#1337 [14:11] <lukegb> Scott: don't fret. I'm going to be putting stuff on it soon :P
#1338 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: Veilleiche sollten Sie rufan PayPal an?
#1339 [14:11] <lukegb> i.e. cfapi
#1340 [14:11] <Scott> What about that other vps?
#1341 [14:11] <lukegb> The other one?
#1342 [14:11] * lukegb looks around
#1342 [14:11] <Scott> You have one and then EvilSeph has that test VPS
#1343 [14:11] <lukegb> Oh, he uses that one :P
#1344 [14:11] <lukegb> But I can't testify as to the functionality of that
#1345 [14:11] <Scott> Tell him I want to talk to him
#1346 [14:11] <Scott> I think he ignores me
#1347 [14:11] <Halfbax> @DopeGhoti do you use Goggle translator ?
#1348 [14:12] <Halfbax> who ignores you ?
#1349 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: Only to look up words I cannot recall, such as 'anrufen'.
#1350 [14:12] <Scott> Oh just ignore me and luke.
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#1352 [14:12] <Eddie> Luke Skywalker is ignoring you?
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#1354 [14:13] <Halfbax> @DopeGhoti No other solution ?
#1355 [14:14] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: The error from Minecraft's site was that PayPal stopped the transaction, so I would contact PayPal directly to see why.
#1356 [14:14] <DopeGhoti> Halfbax: Mein Deutschsprache ist nicht so gut? )
#1357 [14:14] <DopeGhoti> (:
#1358 [14:15] <Morrolan> I am sure it used to be better Dope. :P
#1359 [14:15] <Halfbax> @DopeGhoti not so good ;) but i could understand it
#1360 [14:15] <DopeGhoti> Well, if I'm understandable, that's a start I suppose. I haven't studied German since 1997.
#1361 [14:16] <Halfbax> ok
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#1366 [14:19] <jasper> hello?
#1367 [14:19] <jasper> I need some help.
#1368 [14:19] <Halfbax> Hey Jasper
#1369 [14:20] <jasper> I have installed the aether mod for MC 1.0.0, and every mod that it requires but when I try to create a world MC just gives me a black screen.
#1370 [14:20] <jasper> Can you help me with this problem?
#1371 [14:21] <AureliusM> jasper: for mods you need to ask at the forum for that mod
#1372 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> Go to the launcher's options menu, do a "Force Update"
#1373 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> This will remove the mod from the install
#1374 [14:22] <jasper> GreyVulpine if I do force update do I have to reinstall all mods?
#1375 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1376 [14:23] <jasper> Might it be better if I delete the whole .minecraft folder?
#1377 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> If you want, you can save the /saves/ folder if you want to keep your single player worlds. Otherwise, sure.
#1378 [14:24] <Ketsueki> jasper: generally the 'force update' button does all that's needed
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#1380 [14:25] <jasper> Okay
#1381 [14:25] <jasper> I'll try the whole installation again
#1382 [14:26] <AureliusM> Halfbax: ueber PayPal Probleme gibt's ein Forum Diskussion hier: http://minecraft.de/showthread.php?24572-Fragen-zu-Minecraft-kaufen-und-Paypal&highlight=paypal
#1383 [14:27] <jasper> With a clean .minecraft and minecraft.jar I just need to install the Aether 1.04 mod, audiomod, Player Api, Modloader, ModloaderMP and the ShockAhPi ?
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#1385 [14:28] <jasper> With a clean .minecraft and minecraft.jar I just need to install the Aether 1.04 mod, audiomod, Player Api, Modloader, ModloaderMP and the ShockAhPi ?
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#1387 [14:30] <zkxs> ?? mods
#1388 [14:30] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1389 [14:30] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1390 [14:31] <Blackscreen> Hello, I hope someone can help me here... I've just bought minecraft; and installed it... But when I start(open) the game, I get a black screen! I've searched and looked on the internet but I couldn't find any solutiond... Can anyone please help me?!
#1391 [14:32] <jasper> I have no idea how, but my problem is fixed. Thanks guys for helping me out :)
#1392 [14:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> Blackscreen specs
#1393 [14:32] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#1394 [14:32] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: also find the hs_err_pid file on your computer that has the full error log
#1395 [14:33] <Blackscreen> Just a sec, I'm getting it.
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#1397 [14:35] <mib_p6qg8j> The game says it's updating, but it's been stuck at about 95% for about 10 minutes and the caption says "done loading"
#1398 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_p6qg8j - Before logging in, go to the options button and press Force Update. Then log in again
#1399 [14:36] <Blackscreen> SR (I hope this is all you need): Acer Aspire SA85, Windows XP prof. (S3), Intel Celron D (x86) CPU 3.20GHz, 2.00 GB of Ram.
#1400 [14:36] <Blackscreen> I'm still looking for the error-log-file.
#1401 [14:36] <mib_p6qg8j> thank you
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#1403 [14:37] <flitch> i'm looking for an admin for a new server
#1404 [14:37] <Blackscreen> and add a ati all-in-wonder 9600 graphic card to that.
#1405 [14:38] <Blackscreen> I can't find the "hs_err_pid". The window just stays black, I don't get a error-message...
#1406 [14:39] <GreyVulpine> flitch - Looking for an admin for a server is not the purpose of this channel.
#1407 [14:39] <flitch> well im looking for someone to help me :D
#1408 [14:39] <Morrolan> As a rule of thumb making random people admin is not a good idea, really.
#1409 [14:40] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Use the Windows Search to look for files on your PC starting with "hs_err_pid"; also do a dxdiag according to the instructions that will follow
#1410 [14:40] <AureliusM> ??> Blackscreen win/dxdiag
#1411 [14:40] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1412 [14:40] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1413 [14:41] <Blackscreen> Ok, wait just a sec.
#1414 [14:41] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: the problem *might* be the graphics driver need updating, but need the error log to be sure.
#1415 [14:42] <Blackscreen> I've searched for the "hs_err_pid" using windows-search, but no luck!
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#1417 [14:44] <Blackscreen> The dxdiag-file: http://pastebin.com/UdQVek0s
#1418 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> ??> Blackscreen gpu/amd
#1419 [14:44] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1420 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> Blackscreen: try updating your GPU drivers from that link, and testing Minecraft afterward.
#1421 [14:44] <Blackscreen> Ok
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#1423 [14:48] <nixknox> Hi, My son just bought Minecraft and and has had no problems as Singleplayer but now wants to play Multiplayer with his friends. He clicks "Play Minecraft in browser", then clicks "Multiplayer" in the menu that's presented. This gives an error message "Can't resolve hostname" in red with a seven letter code below it. That's it, he doesn't get any further. Is
#1424 [14:49] <nixknox> there anything else that needs to be done before he can start playing? Should the transaction ID that we received in an e-mail be enteredd somewhere? Many thanks
#1425 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> What is the ip of the multiplayer server that he's putting in?
#1426 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> What is the ip of the multiplayer server that he's putting in?
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#1428 [14:50] <nixknox> I'm sorry, but I don't know what that means. Is it the seven letter code uner the error message?
#1429 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> I mean, what is he putting in the multiplayer field?
#1430 [14:50] <Morrolan> What do you enter inside the textfiled you get after clicking on "Multiplayer"?
#1431 [14:51] <nixknox> It doesn't seem to be able to enter anything!
#1432 [14:51] <Blackscreen> @graphic card is updated; still no result with minecraft (a.k.a. black screen)
#1433 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> nixknox - Your son launches minecraft, clicks on Multiplayer, and doesn't type in anything? He clicks multiplayer and only gets the red error?
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#1435 [14:53] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: try to run minecraft.exe from a windows command prompt - that way you will see the error message.
#1436 [14:53] <nixknox> That's right, I can't find any fields to enter!
#1437 [14:53] <DopeGhoti> nixknox: do you have the same problem in the downloaded client?
#1438 [14:54] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: I just had an idea.... There's no filed to fill in the IP anymore when simply going on "Multiplayer", is there?
#1439 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> nixknox: (you don't have to play through the web site to play online)
#1440 [14:54] <Morrolan> field*
#1441 [14:54] <Morrolan> You have to go on "Direct connect" or however it's called to enter an IP.
#1442 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: Generally not, you have to click 'add server' down at the bottom; there is wher eyou get to enter the server host
#1443 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> or, yes, direct connect
#1444 [14:55] <Morrolan> Yea, that would explain not being able to enter anything I guess. :P
#1445 [14:55] <boozo> Hey guys, I have a friend with whom i wanna play minecrat on a private server, but we cant seems to manage with all that port forwarding stuff so I looked up on the internet if there was a way to do it without port forwarding. A guy said you can use hamachi to play, we tried it and he still cant connect to my server. Can you give me some advice on what to do :(
#1446 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> We do not provide support for servers on hamachi
#1447 [14:56] <Morrolan> nixknox: Do you see a button titled "Direct connect" after going on "Multiplayer"?
#1448 [14:56] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Even if I run minecraft with Windows Command Prompt; -> I log-in into minecraft -> minecraft says: "done downloading" -> black screen (no error message/ error-log)
#1449 [14:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> Blackscreen win/profile
#1450 [14:56] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#1451 [14:56] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#1452 [14:57] <DopeGhoti> Blackscreen: also, please confirm which version of Java you are running
#1453 [14:57] <zkxs> boozo: Are you trying to host a server? As long as you have access to your router, I can help you.
#1454 [14:57] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/version
#1455 [14:57] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1456 [14:57] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1457 [14:59] <Blackscreen> I need to shutdown google chrome, Be-right-back in just a sec...
#1458 [15:00] <nixknox> Sorry, I don't know anything about how this works. I'm now going to try to Download instead. Do we have to set up a server to be able to play Multiplayer?
#1459 [15:00] <zkxs> boozo: Do you need help port forwarding?
#1460 [15:00] <boozo> sry was AFK
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#1462 [15:00] <boozo> i tried port forwarding
#1463 [15:00] <Blackscreen> I'm back.
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#1465 [15:01] <boozo> as well as my friend but we'r not very good at this kind of stuff
#1466 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> nixknox - You don't need to set up a server to play Multiplayer.
#1467 [15:01] <Morrolan> nixknox: No you do not. You just need a server IP, that is the address of a server.
#1468 [15:01] <zkxs> boozo: Did you configure your firewall too?
#1469 [15:01] <boozo> yeah ... thing is we;r not doing this for the first time, we used to play with no problems
#1470 [15:01] <boozo> only recently this started happening
#1471 [15:02] <zkxs> boozo: Your IP could have been reassigned, or someone could have reset your router.
#1472 [15:02] <nixknox> OK, so what we do is ask my son's friends for their server numbers?
#1473 [15:02] <Morrolan> nixknox: Exactly.
#1474 [15:03] <nixknox> OK, many thanks for your help!
#1475 [15:03] <boozo> well I think I may have changed my log in info for my router but I cant remember it because I used it only once six months ago
#1476 [15:03] <Morrolan> nixknox: Once you got that number go on "Multiplayer", then select "Add server". Under "server address" you have to put that IP you got, and under "server name" whatever you want.
#1477 [15:03] <Blackscreen> Still no luck with minecraft after checking java. I have JAVA Version 6 Update 30
#1478 [15:03] <zkxs> boozo: If you want, I can walk you through the process, or I can use TeamViewer to try doing it for you.
#1479 [15:03] <Morrolan> nixknox: Then that server has been stored. To connect to it you can then simply doubleclick on its entry in the list.
#1480 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> Blackscreen win/profile
#1481 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#1482 [15:03] <boozo> would be awsome
#1483 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Blackscreen: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#1484 [15:03] <boozo> i have teamviewer
#1485 [15:03] <Morrolan> nixknox: If you're then still stuck - you know where to find us. :)
#1486 [15:03] <zkxs> boozo: Great, PM me the ID and pass, please.
#1487 [15:04] <Blackscreen> Allright, I'll try that, Be-right-back-again.
#1488 [15:11] <Blackscreen> @VoxelHead; no luck with win/profile change.
#1489 [15:12] <geraldbrent> VoxelHead is a bot
#1490 [15:12] <Blackscreen> Woops.
#1491 [15:12] <Blackscreen> Uhm.
#1492 [15:12] <Blackscreen> @Dopeghoti
#1493 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Blackscreen, has minecraft ever worked for you?
#1494 [15:16] <Blackscreen> No.
#1495 [15:16] <Blackscreen> I've just bought it.
#1496 [15:16] <Blackscreen> A week ago.
#1497 [15:17] <Blackscreen> I've tried all sort of things... But I keep getting the black screen...
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#1499 [15:18] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Unless DopeGhoti advises something else, I suggest you try the jar version of minecraft from minecraft.net/download - just to get some error output. I'll point to instructions soon
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#1502 [15:21] <magictj> hi
#1503 [15:21] <magictj> oh good it works
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#1505 [15:21] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Then how do I get that error-log? The screen just freezes and stays black.
#1506 [15:22] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: see step 4 at the bottom of this thread, starting "If your computer system is still somehow unable to run java executable programs": http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/multiple_profile_support-1a83m
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#1508 [15:22] <magictj> im trying to get onto this server at the moment that was working fine yesterday. I was on it today when abjederihhegfnwlenflnFIHQ kinda of stuff came up. since then anyone who trys to get on id dissconected by server why?
#1509 [15:22] <magictj> *is
#1510 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> magictj - Can you give us a screenshot or something?
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#1512 [15:23] <magictj> how do i put that into here
#1513 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Upload it to an image hosting site like imgur.com
#1514 [15:23] <flitch> the admin probably set whitelist
#1515 [15:24] <magictj> okay
#1516 [15:24] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: that step should keep any error message visible in the black command prompt window. The alternative is to use Windows Event viewer to search for a windows event as I suspect the problem may not be java
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#1518 [15:24] <magictj> no he didn't becuase he would of said
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#1520 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> magictj - It sounds like a server issue, which is something that neither you nor we can fix about it. You'll need to talk to the server's admin to fix it
#1521 [15:25] <magictj> if it was whitelist it would of said
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#1524 [15:26] <magictj> cant upload it sorry
#1525 [15:26] <Morrolan> It sounds as if that server froze or so. Just take it up with the server owner, ask him to restart the server.
#1526 [15:27] <Morrolan> Also, you'd do me a huge favor if you would use "have" instead of "of"
#1527 [15:27] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: I'm at a loss to explain why you get a black screen, so if my step 4 also fails to get an error log, please see Microsoft's support article: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/308427 - How to view and manage event logs in Event Viewer in Windows XP - it's not easy though
#1528 [15:27] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Still no error-log using step 4...
#1529 [15:28] <magictj> He just said be aminute becuase something was happening with the server. We had just downloaded world edit the day before and the next day when i came on and him this sphere started to grow into the rocks and he said hell just be a minute since then it has not been working.
#1530 [15:28] <magictj> i dont think he was even aware about the sphere though
#1531 [15:28] <Morrolan> Haha, WorldEdit? That explains it.
#1532 [15:29] <magictj> how?
#1533 [15:29] <magictj> it was working fine
#1534 [15:29] <geraldbrent> magictj, sounds like someone made a massive-ass sphereoid and crashed the serber
#1535 [15:29] <Morrolan> He just did an operation on too many blocks, and now the server froze.
#1536 [15:29] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: what appeared in the black Windows command prompt when you double-clicked teh go.bat? Just the "java -X ..." line?
#1537 [15:29] <Morrolan> I think every server has a giant glasssphere somewhere, from when their admins were still new to WorldEdit. ^^
#1538 [15:29] <magictj> oops if anyone sees geonode say i apoliges incase it was me
#1539 [15:30] <kerebrus> Does anyone know how to create a working shortcut under linux?
#1540 [15:31] <magictj> is this allowed if i can ask anyone if i can go on a server that needs help ands got plugins
#1541 [15:31] <Morrolan> You could always check one of the many serverlists, magictj.
#1542 [15:31] <Morrolan> ??> magictj smp/servers
#1543 [15:31] <VoxelHead> magictj: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1544 [15:31] <VoxelHead> magictj: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1545 [15:32] <Morrolan> As for servers needing help, I don't think any serious server will just give you access to WorldEdit as a new user.
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#1547 [15:32] <magictj> thank
#1548 [15:32] <magictj> ur nice poeple
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#1550 [15:33] <Yoeri> Hello
#1551 [15:33] <Zingy> Anyone knows why Minecraft lags on my computer?Windows 7 (x64)
#1552 [15:33] <Zingy> Processor:Intel Pentium 4 CPU 3,20GHz Single Core
#1553 [15:33] <Zingy> RAM:2.5Go
#1554 [15:33] <Zingy> GPU:Intel(R) 82945G Express Chipset Family (256Mo)
#1555 [15:33] <geraldbrent> Because you have a Pentium 4
#1556 [15:34] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: http://pastebin.com/FQqSBpjw
#1557 [15:34] <Zingy> ?
#1558 [15:34] <kerebrus> Anyone know how to create a working launcher under linux?
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#1560 [15:35] <ferminter> ya kelle kun ki parle francais
#1561 [15:35] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Thanks, the error there is The working directory could not be created: H:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\Test
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#1563 [15:35] <Morrolan> ... was that even french?
#1564 [15:35] <kerebrus> Zingy why are you using a 64 bit operating system with a Pentium 4?
#1565 [15:35] <Zingy> yes it was
#1566 [15:36] <Morrolan> slang?
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#1568 [15:36] <Morrolan> Hmm, speaking it out aloud it does sound like french, true.
#1569 [15:36] <Zingy> Well idk I just tought it'd be better
#1570 [15:37] <Blackscreen> Maybe Sint-Maartenish french?
#1571 [15:37] <Yoeri> Oh my, this is a busy channel, any room for my question? ^^
#1572 [15:37] <Zingy> @Morrlan he asked if anyone was speaking french here
#1573 [15:37] <Zingy> Morrolan*
#1574 [15:38] <Morrolan> I got that, Zingy. It's just the way he wrote it which made me go "what on earth".
#1575 [15:38] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: it appears your system does not allow programs to create files and folders under Desktop. Are you running as adminstrator or a restricted user? Someone with more XP knowledge here could advise how to give java permission to do this?
#1576 [15:38] <Yoeri> My friend was playing SP when her computer crashed and now the world is gone from the selection list, however it's files are still present
#1577 [15:38] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM I'm running as administrator
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#1579 [15:39] <Yoeri> Does anyone know how to fix that?
#1580 [15:39] <Zingy> so if I was using 32 bit I'd run minecraft just well?
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#1582 [15:39] <drag0n> hello
#1583 [15:39] <drag0n> Could someone help me ?
#1584 [15:40] <Blackscreen> @Ferminter: mi parle un tiki peu, mi parle des antilles françaises.
#1585 [15:40] <TrueWolves> ??> help
#1586 [15:40] <drag0n> I need help
#1587 [15:40] <TrueWolves> ?? help
#1588 [15:40] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#1589 [15:40] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#1590 [15:40] <Blackscreen> @ferminter quel est bo probleme
#1591 [15:41] <drag0n> My account name drag0n, i forgot email + password how can i login to minecraft now ?
#1592 [15:41] <Morrolan> Blackscreen: He already left quite some time ago. ;)
#1593 [15:41] <Blackscreen> Oh dear,
#1594 [15:41] <Blackscreen> Ah well; no use for my french-skills then... :(
#1595 [15:41] <Morrolan> Also, was that slang? Since it doesn't look like what I recall from school. ^^
#1596 [15:42] <Blackscreen> It's caribbean french; from Sint Maarten
#1597 [15:42] <Morrolan> "kelle kun ki" is "quelqu'un qui" I assume, but, ugh.
#1598 [15:42] <Morrolan> Oh. :D
#1599 [15:42] <drag0n> Could someone help me ?
#1600 [15:42] <Morrolan> A dialect it is, thanks for the info.
#1601 [15:42] <Morrolan> drag0n: With what specifically do you need help?
#1602 [15:42] <Eddie> Bonsoir.
#1603 [15:42] <drag0n> Well i forgot my email + password i set to my account name drag0n
#1604 [15:42] <drag0n> How to login now or reset password ?
#1605 [15:42] <Zingy> I'm french and I never heard your kind of french Blackscreen xD
#1606 [15:43] <Blackscreen> It's a mix of papiamentu and french
#1607 [15:43] <Morrolan> drag0n: We can not help you with that. The easiest thing is to either check all your mail addresses for the mail you got from Mojang when buying the game, or to do an account recovery on all your mail addresses and see which succeeds.
#1608 [15:43] <Morrolan> drag0n: We can not help you with that. The easiest thing is to either check all your mail addresses for the mail you got from Mojang when buying the game, or to do an account recovery on all your mail addresses and see which succeeds.
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#1610 [15:44] <Morrolan> drag0n: As for sending all the usernames linked to a specific address to that mail address, check this link: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1611 [15:44] <Blackscreen> It's spoken on Saint-Martin and the ABC Islands.
#1612 [15:44] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: have you got a C: partition on your computer? I suspect H: is for Windows only.
#1613 [15:44] <drag0n> i got 2 email addresses, both wont show up the account and i'm sure its my account i want to buy the game now, cuz i have my own server so another account would be bad
#1614 [15:45] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: the H: partition is actually my C: partition... the C:// is used for USB.
#1615 [15:45] <Morrolan> drag0n: And neither of these did work when you tried to retrieve the Minecraft accounts linked to it?
#1616 [15:46] <drag0n> Well i made a minecraft.net account since i used mineshafter ( you may know skin proxy) i used drag0n there but i dont know wich email and password i used, i only know the password from mineshafter but that one won't work.
#1617 [15:47] <Morrolan> As I said, input any mail you're using here, and check on which one you get a response: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
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#1619 [15:48] <drag0n> bad luck :(, now i wont buy mc
#1620 [15:49] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: I see, it's been years since I worked with XP, I'm still searching for why XP should forbid java from creating a folder now.
#1621 [15:49] <Morrolan> drag0n: If that link doesn't return any usernames when entering your mail address then there is simply no account created with that address.
#1622 [15:50] <drag0n> but i am sure that the username is mine, so how to explain that ?
#1623 [15:51] <Morrolan> Nothing you can do about that. Either you are wrong, or you are checking the wrong mail address.
#1624 [15:51] <drag0n> Mojang can't delete account so i can reregister it ?
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#1626 [15:52] <Morrolan> First, we are not Mojang, drag0n. And second, they will not delete an account without you being able to proof that it's yours.
#1627 [15:52] <drag0n> pfff..
#1628 [15:53] <drag0n> damn this is so annoying....
#1629 [15:53] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: is the name of that Test folder "Test" with no spaces at the end? I see one Vista user had a similar problem and solved it by disabling User account controls.
#1630 [15:54] <Blackscreen> @Aurelius: Yes, the name of the folder is "Test" withouth any spaces.
#1631 [15:55] <Blackscreen> Aurelius: What exactly do you mean by disabling User account controls?
#1632 [15:55] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Ok, can you manually create a folder named ".minecraft" inside that Test folder?
#1633 [15:55] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Yes
#1634 [15:55] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: forget user account controls for now.
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#1636 [15:56] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Ok, please set Windows Explorer to show file name extensions as Microsoft explains under the XP section here: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/865219
#1637 [15:56] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: There is already a folder called ".minecraft"; it's an empty folder though.
#1638 [15:56] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Ok, just a sec.
#1639 [15:58] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Windows Explorer already shows the file name extensions.
#1640 [15:58] <AureliusM> Blackscreen; Ok, good, I'm covering all possibilities here. Now try http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/win_fcab_show_file_extensions.mspx
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#1642 [16:00] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Done with that one. (thanks by the way, for helping me!)
#1643 [16:02] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: now try to create a dummy text file inside the empty /.minecraft/ folder
#1644 [16:03] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Yes.
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#1647 [16:07] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: I am drawing a blank, but I now suggest uninstalling Java from the machine and re-installing it. First follow http://www.java.com/en/download/uninstall.jsp
#1648 [16:08] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Ok, I need to shut down Internet-window for that, I'll be back in a minute.
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#1650 [16:11] <Arthus> xales?
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#1653 [16:13] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Done re-installing JAVA.
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#1655 [16:14] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Ok, retry the go.bat fike from inside /Test/
#1656 [16:15] <AureliusM> fike->file
#1657 [16:15] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Still the same error.
#1658 [16:16] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Click the Windows "Start" button, click "Run", type "%APPDATA%", and click Ok. This is to look at the folder where the first minecraft should be.
#1659 [16:16] <AureliusM> .. and look for a folder named /.minecraft/ there.
#1660 [16:16] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Yes, it's there.
#1661 [16:17] <AureliusM> What is inside that /.minecraft/ ?
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#1663 [16:18] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: Multiple folders; bin, saves, stats, texturepacks, resources, minecraft.exe and multiple other files
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#1665 [16:20] <AureliusM> so the first minecraft did install something, but my Test attempt did nothing? Ok, give me a minute I have another idea
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#1668 [16:23] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Inside /Test/ create another three line command file named "tryapp.bat" with line 1 = "cd %APPDATA%/.minecraft" line 2 = "java -cp minecraft.exe net.minecraft.LauncherFrame " line 3 = "pause" - not including the quotes
#1669 [16:27] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: http://pastebin.com/CUgJat1M
#1670 [16:27] <Blackscreen> Woops my mistake....
#1671 [16:27] <Blackscreen> @AureliusM: I've got it all wrong, let me make another file... My fault.
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#1673 [16:28] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: before trying this new tryapp.bat does the /bin/ folder contain four ".jar" files a folder and a couple of small files?
#1674 [16:29] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Yes, 4 .jar files, a folder, and 2 other files.
#1675 [16:30] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: (ingnore my previous mistake-scream, the pastebin-pasing is the right one) http://pastebin.com/CUgJat1M
#1676 [16:31] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: the pastebin shows "java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/LauncherFrame"
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#1679 [16:32] <mib_r4iq72> Help, I think I just wasted my money on a program with NO customer support and can not get my money back or play. What do I do?
#1680 [16:33] <mib_r4iq72> WTF excuse me?
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#1682 [16:34] <mib_r4iq72> I am needing help am I in the wrong place?
#1683 [16:34] <Arthus> Any free admins?
#1684 [16:34] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: is the minecraft.exe file inside the %APPDATA%/.minecraft/ folder about 270 kilobytes in size?
#1685 [16:34] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: You could try to resolve whatever issue is preventing you from playing, or you could contact your credit card company and try to have them withdraw the payment.
#1686 [16:35] <mib_r4iq72> How can I get help resolving issue.. Without getting WTF this is for a 12 year old is that really necessary?
#1687 [16:35] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: It's 264 kilobytes
#1688 [16:35] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: That was someones nickname who was leaving the channel, no one said 'WTF' to you.
#1689 [16:35] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: What is the issue you are having?
#1690 [16:35] <Arthus> LMAO
#1691 [16:36] <mib_r4iq72> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#1692 [16:36] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: You need to update your video card drivers.
#1693 [16:36] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: Are you using Windows?
#1694 [16:36] <mib_r4iq72> Sorry I fail to find any of this funnny. I have done that I have reinstalled java and yes I am using windows
#1695 [16:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_r4iq72 specs
#1696 [16:37] <VoxelHead> mib_r4iq72: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
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#1698 [16:37] <mib_r4iq72> Dell latitude D620
#1699 [16:38] <mib_r4iq72> I will get the rest of requested info. Sorry to be bothered this is not the way I intended to spend my day
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#1701 [16:38] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: that should be the correct size. Just checking, you did download it from minecraft.net/download ? I assume yes, culd you run just "java -version" in a command prompt?
#1702 [16:38] <DopeGhoti> mib_r4iq72: we'll get you up and running.
#1703 [16:39] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Ok, sec.
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#1705 [16:39] <adnap> i am trying to get minecraft to run. i have sun's jre6 installed. after i log in, there is an error related to lwjgl. it seems minecraft downloaded a 32-bit .so perhaps: http://pastebin.com/T3ASJDeH. i'm on a 64-bit system.
#1706 [16:39] <Arthus> When I try to download the new update for Minecraft it says "Fatal Error Occured (5) Write Error: Extracting: windows_natives.jar.lzma to windowns_natives.jar" I have no idea what this means... help?
#1707 [16:40] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Wait, what exactly do you mean with: "java -version" ?
#1708 [16:41] <mib_r4iq72> Genuine Intel(R) CPU T2300@ 1.66GHZ 981 MHz, 3.24 GB of Ram
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#1710 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> adnap: I think you need the 32-bit compatibility libs installed.
#1711 [16:41] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: java is a command and -version is a parameter that tells it to display what version it is.
#1712 [16:41] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: Do you know what video card you are using?
#1713 [16:42] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Oh, sorry. I misunderstood. Just a sec.
#1714 [16:43] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: you could click Start, Run, type cmd, hit enter and then type "java -version" in the black command window.
#1715 [16:43] <adnap> DopeGhoti: oh, okay
#1716 [16:44] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: If you don't know your video card model I can give you instructions on a surefire way for us to find it.
#1717 [16:44] <mib_r4iq72> Should I reinstall Java. The video card is built in and I don't the the specs
#1718 [16:44] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: http://pastebin.com/BNNhG8zH
#1719 [16:44] <zkxs> mib_r4iq72: I do not believe java is you issue.
#1720 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_r4iq72 win/dxdiag
#1721 [16:44] <VoxelHead> mib_r4iq72: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1722 [16:44] <VoxelHead> mib_r4iq72: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1723 [16:45] <adnap> DopeGhoti: for lwjgl, right?
#1724 [16:45] <DopeGhoti> adnap: what distro are you running, I might be able to dig out the package(s) you probably needs to install.
#1725 [16:45] <mib_r4iq72> wow this is a lot
#1726 [16:46] <adnap> DopeGhoti: arch
#1727 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> adnap: Hmm, I'm not sure what pacman calls it. In Debianville it's 'multiarch-support'.
#1728 [16:47] <adnap> DopeGhoti: what libraries are they?
#1729 [16:48] <Arthus> When I try to download the new update for Minecraft it says "Fatal Error Occured (5) Write Error: Extracting: windows_natives.jar.lzma to windowns_natives.jar" I have no idea what this means... help?
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#1731 [16:50] <mib_r4iq72> I can not copy the info
#1732 [16:50] <zkxs> ??> Arthus win/reinst
#1733 [16:50] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1734 [16:50] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1735 [16:50] <adnap> this thread seems relevant: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_liblwjgl_so_wrong_elf_class_elfclass32
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#1737 [16:50] <mib_r4iq72> Intel (R) GMA 950 is the chip type
#1738 [16:50] <Arthus> Alright thx.
#1739 [16:51] <mib_r4iq72> Java said there was not a problem. Do I not have the right video card on my computer? If yes again my only recourse is to stop payment?
#1740 [16:51] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: Ok, the java version looks good, so I am still puzzled. But I've just seen your tryapp.bat file is wrong in the first line
#1741 [16:52] <mib_r4iq72> that was not to me was it?
#1742 [16:52] <zkxs> nope
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#1744 [16:52] <DopeGhoti> adnap: what version of java are you running?
#1745 [16:52] <Arthus> I got the same message
#1746 [16:53] <mib_r4iq72> Java says I have the most recent version available
#1747 [16:53] <adnap> DopeGhoti: sun's jre6
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#1749 [16:53] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: it should contain three lines: the first line must be this one: cd %APPDATA%/.minecraft
#1750 [16:53] <DopeGhoti> adnap: did you try manually exporting a new LD_LIBRARY_PATH as mentioned in that GS thread?
#1751 [16:53] <Blackscreen> YES!!!!!
#1752 [16:53] <adnap> export LD_LIBRARY_PATH="/opt/java/jre/lib/amd64" does not fix the issue
#1753 [16:53] <Blackscreen> IT WORKS!!!!
#1754 [16:53] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: You did it!
#1755 [16:54] <Arthus> Voxel: I got the same message when I reinstalled and tried to open minecraft again.
#1756 [16:54] <adnap> a bunch of .so's appear to be in that directory however
#1757 [16:54] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Thank you SO much!
#1758 [16:54] <Blackscreen> Wohoo!
#1759 [16:54] <Serrix> Hey there.
#1760 [16:54] <mib_r4iq72> How do I do it? Can I do it?
#1761 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> adnap: https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Arch64_FAQ#Can_I_run_32-bit_apps_inside_Arch64.3F
#1762 [16:54] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: I am still puzzled, I cannot understand why the Test go.bat dd not work.
#1763 [16:55] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Wait, let me try to actually start it; I'm in the minecraft-menu now.
#1764 [16:55] <mib_r4iq72> is that to me. The Diagnostic test worked
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#1766 [16:55] <Serrix> I've got a problem about logging in on the exe version of Minecraft.
#1767 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - What problem would that be?
#1768 [16:56] <Serrix> Every time I try to log in, it says it can't connect.
#1769 [16:56] <Arthus> When I try to download the new update for Minecraft it says "Fatal Error Occured (5) Write Error: Extracting: windows_natives.jar.lzma to windowns_natives.jar" I have no idea what this means... help?
#1770 [16:56] <adnap> DopeGhoti: this seems like a workaround. essentially, since minecraft is too dumb to load the 64-bit libs, i get the 32-bit ones
#1771 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Has it ever worked before?
#1772 [16:56] <Serrix> At one point yes.
#1773 [16:56] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: You are the man!
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#1775 [16:56] <Serrix> Before a certain update, it was fine.
#1776 [16:56] <mib_r4iq72> No problems found
#1777 [16:56] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Viva AureliusM! Viva!
#1778 [16:56] <Serrix> I can't remember exactly which, but it was before the full release.
#1779 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Ah, redownload the launcher, you may be using an older version
#1780 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> adnap: Unfortunately, because Notch is not an enterprise-level programmer, such workarounds are needed, apparently.
#1781 [16:57] <Serrix> That's the thing.
#1782 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - The launcher was updated for 1.8, you might not have redownloaded it since then
#1783 [16:57] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: I can't believe that I'm acutally playing minecraft now... after such a long time!
#1784 [16:57] <Serrix> I've redownloaded the launcher before.
#1785 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> adnap: alternatively, you could look for the native 64-bit LWJGL libraries and manually put them in-place.
#1786 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Since 1.8?
#1787 [16:57] <adnap> DopeGhoti: yes. i just have to keep them straight in my head, so i know what to uninstall when he fixes things
#1788 [16:57] <Serrix> It didn't work.
#1789 [16:57] <Serrix> Yes.
#1790 [16:57] <adnap> DopeGhoti: and what to change back, etc.
#1791 [16:57] <Serrix> I'll try it again when I get on my mom's computer I suppose, but hum.
#1792 [16:57] <Arthus> Having problems updating Minecraft, help?
#1793 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Could you head to: https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
#1794 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Tell me what you see there
#1795 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> adnap: use 'script' to record the install session so you know what to undo? (:
#1796 [16:58] <Serrix> It said Bad Login.
#1797 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - have you tried a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu?
#1798 [16:58] <Arthus> O.o no
#1799 [16:58] <Arthus> How do you do that?
#1800 [16:58] <mib_r4iq72> So is there anyone who can help me?
#1801 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Have you downloaded the minecraft client from minecraft.net/download?
#1802 [16:59] <mib_r4iq72> Yes
#1803 [16:59] <Arthus> Yes.
#1804 [16:59] <adnap> DopeGhoti: whoa! never knew about this program
#1805 [16:59] <mib_r4iq72> Yes.
#1806 [16:59] <mib_r4iq72> Yes.
#1807 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Launch the client. Before logging in, go to the options button. Click on "Force Update"
#1808 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Then log in as normal
#1809 [16:59] <Arthus> Alright thx.
#1810 [16:59] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: make a backup of your %APPDATA%/.minecraft on to a USB stick for safety, after you've exitted minecraft.
#1811 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> adnap: it's pretty handy (:
#1812 [16:59] <Serrix> GreyVulpine, that's another thing.
#1813 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Alright. Has minecraft ever worked on that specific computer, on that specific account?
#1814 [16:59] <Serrix> I'm on this channel from my laptop.
#1815 [17:00] <mib_r4iq72> HElp
#1816 [17:00] <Serrix> yes it has.
#1817 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Hmm, what security software do you run?
#1818 [17:00] <adnap> DopeGhoti: seems useful for pastebinning long output. i usually just select text and middle click
#1819 [17:00] <Serrix> I've logged in as Serrix on that computer before on the launcher.
#1820 [17:00] <Serrix> Uh
#1821 [17:00] <mib_r4iq72> Is there a help #
#1822 [17:00] <Serrix> AVG on that computer.
#1823 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Which.. computer are you talking about exactly?
#1824 [17:00] <DopeGhoti> adnap: well, for that use pastebinit (:
#1825 [17:00] <Serrix> nowait
#1826 [17:00] <Serrix> Avast
#1827 [17:00] <adnap> DopeGhoti: ooh
#1828 [17:00] <Serrix> My mother's computer.
#1829 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Are you on the computer right now that's having the problem?
#1830 [17:00] <Serrix> I use that for most games.
#1831 [17:00] <Serrix> And no.
#1832 [17:01] <mib_r4iq72> Alright so no one is talking to me correct?
#1833 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Or are you talking about a seperate computer?
#1834 [17:01] <Serrix> I'm on my laptop.
#1835 [17:01] <Blackscreen> Oh no...
#1836 [17:01] <DopeGhoti> adnap: `cat foo | pastebinit` and so forth (:
#1837 [17:01] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: Minecraft just crashed: I've got a error report.
#1838 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Ah. first thing to check. Is the system's time and date correct on the computer having the "can't connect to minecraft.net" error
#1839 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Second thing to check, does the browser on that computer able to connect to: Serrix - Alright.
#1840 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> er
#1841 [17:01] <mib_r4iq72> HEllo
#1842 [17:01] <mib_r4iq72> Hello
#1843 [17:01] <adnap> DopeGhoti: probably just pastebinit foo
#1844 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - I mean, connect to https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
#1845 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Hi.
#1846 [17:01] <Serrix> Uh
#1847 [17:02] <mib_r4iq72> Is there anybody out there
#1848 [17:02] <Serrix> I'll check I suppose
#1849 [17:02] <adnap> DopeGhoti: or script | pastebinit
#1850 [17:02] <Serrix> Um
#1851 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - In case you haven't noticed, we're a little busy here. You're not the only person needing help
#1852 [17:02] <Serrix> Lemme see if I can get on
#1853 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - If you have an issue, please state it.
#1854 [17:02] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: It didnt work. Hold on am I supposed to wait in Options while it updates? Or do I click "Done" and login?
#1855 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Click done, and log in as normal
#1856 [17:02] <adnap> DopeGhoti: script | tail ... | pastebinit
#1857 [17:02] <mib_r4iq72> I will just stop payment, since there is no support for this game
#1858 [17:02] <DopeGhoti> adnap: well, yes, but I was demonstrating `/path/to/arbitraty/thing/whose/output/you/want/to/share | pastebinit` (:
#1859 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - That's your perogative.
#1860 [17:02] <DopeGhoti> adnap: the important bit, as you've already sussed out, being the `| pastebinit`
#1861 [17:03] <Serrix> Alright, I'm going to switch computers
#1862 [17:03] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: Yeah it didnt work.
#1863 [17:03] <mib_r4iq72> If I could figure out why it will not run
#1864 [17:03] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: it may have run out of memory - my tryapp.bat files are for testing so I specify only 512 megabytes
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#1866 [17:03] <Serrix> Hmm.
#1867 [17:03] <Serrix> Also...
#1868 [17:03] <mib_r4iq72> is there no way to contact anyone?
#1869 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - "It doesn't run", tells us nothing. How are you running it? In the browser or in the downloadable client? Are you running the classic outdated version of minecraft or the premium one? What operating system are you on? What error message are you getting?
#1870 [17:03] <Serrix> By launcher, you mean going to the minecraft.net site and downloading it from there, right?
#1871 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - There is not.
#1872 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - Yes.
#1873 [17:04] <Serrix> Hm.
#1874 [17:04] <Serrix> That actually
#1875 [17:04] <Serrix> may be the problem
#1876 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> Serrix - What's the problem?
#1877 [17:04] <mib_r4iq72> ok I guess it may not work out for my son then
#1878 [17:04] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: It didnt work.
#1879 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - What happens now?
#1880 [17:04] <Serrix> Every time I've tried to reinstall, I only did it by running minecraft.
#1881 [17:04] <Serrix> So
#1882 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - If you can give us more information, we can try to help
#1883 [17:05] <Arthus> It gives me the same error message when I log in
#1884 [17:05] <Serrix> I'm going to try reinstalling minecraft again,
#1885 [17:05] <mib_r4iq72> I did all the test 3d came back good and so did everything eles
#1886 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Just coming on here and saying, "It doesn't work", tells us nothing about what is actually wrong
#1887 [17:05] <mib_r4iq72> What do you need?
#1888 [17:05] <Serrix> by downloading it instead of running it
#1889 [17:05] <Serrix> brb
#1890 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Could you please elaborate on what is actually wrong?
#1891 [17:05] <mib_r4iq72> Yes
#1892 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - What happens exactly when you try to run minecraft?
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#1894 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Still on the same file?
#1895 [17:06] <Arthus> Yes
#1896 [17:06] <mib_r4iq72> It says bad video card
#1897 [17:06] <mib_r4iq72> but I have no problem playing Roblox and other games
#1898 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Did you read the whole thing? It should also tell you, you need to update your video card's drivers as well
#1899 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Well, minecraft is not Robolx and other games
#1900 [17:06] <DopeGhoti> ?? retro
#1901 [17:06] <VoxelHead> retro: Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#1902 [17:06] <VoxelHead> retro: Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#1903 [17:07] <mib_r4iq72> Let me try to log on again real quick
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#1905 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Have you redownloaded the client from minecraft.net/download?
#1906 [17:07] <Arthus> Yes, several times
#1907 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - What operating system are you on?
#1908 [17:07] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: ignore my last comment on memory; can you paste the error report into a pastebin and post the link here? The important parts are the "problematic frame" and then the Stack and Native frames list further down, ending at "P R O C E S S".
#1909 [17:07] <Arthus> Windows XP SP2
#1910 [17:08] <DopeGhoti> Arthus: install SP3, for starters.
#1911 [17:08] <Arthus> Sorry, I do have 3
#1912 [17:08] <DopeGhoti> ??> Arthus gava/version
#1913 [17:08] <DopeGhoti> ??> Arthus java/version
#1914 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1915 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1916 [17:09] <DopeGhoti> Arthus: go there and report back which version of Java you are running.
#1917 [17:09] <Arthus> Alright.
#1918 [17:09] <mib_r4iq72> Bad video card drivers!
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#1921 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you know how to update your video card's drivers?
#1922 [17:09] <Arthus> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 30).
#1923 [17:09] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: more advice on avoiding errors on older computers: set video options Graphics = FAST, Smooth lighting OFF, Advanced OpenGL = FAST, and avoid full screen, also set Render distance to Normal or lower.
#1924 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - What security software do you have?
#1925 [17:10] <Arthus> Trend Micro
#1926 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Also, have you ever changed your router's security recently?
#1927 [17:10] <Arthus> Nothing else
#1928 [17:10] <Arthus> No.
#1929 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Are you behind a router?
#1930 [17:10] <Khorrosion> My minecraft's version is 1.0.0 and I need 1.8.1, but it won't update can anyone help me plz?
#1931 [17:11] <DopeGhoti> Khorrosion: 1.0.0 is the latest client version.
#1932 [17:11] <Arthus> Behind? O.o
#1933 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Khorrosion - 1.8.1 was beta. The most recent version is 1.0.0
#1934 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Do you have a home router?
#1935 [17:11] <DopeGhoti> 1.8.x was the last best, which 1.0.0 has superceded
#1936 [17:11] <DopeGhoti> s/best/beta/
#1937 [17:11] <Arthus> Oh, yes
#1938 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Have you ever gone into your router's setup page?
#1939 [17:11] <Khorrosion> ah, so the mod's outdated
#1940 [17:11] <Arthus> Dont believe so...
#1941 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> Khorrosion - If it's stated for 1.8.1, then yes
#1942 [17:12] <Khorrosion> kk, thanks
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#1944 [17:12] <mib_r4iq72> MInecraft was unable to start because it faild to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating your video card driver.
#1945 [17:12] <mib_gfznov> Please, programmers make a function that allows me to increase the max height level
#1946 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you know how to update your video card's drivers?
#1947 [17:12] <mib_r4iq72> How do I do that?
#1948 [17:12] <mib_r4iq72> No
#1949 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - What operating system are you on?
#1950 [17:12] <mib_r4iq72> windows
#1951 [17:13] <mib_r4iq72> Is that what you were asking
#1952 [17:13] <mib_r4iq72> Windows xp
#1953 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#1954 [17:14] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: What is your routers setup page?
#1955 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_r4iq72 win/dxdiag
#1956 [17:14] <VoxelHead> mib_r4iq72: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1957 [17:14] <VoxelHead> mib_r4iq72: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1958 [17:14] <mib_r4iq72> Yes, It will not copy so I have to type it in what do you need
#1959 [17:15] <Arthus> pastebin -,-
#1960 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Please pastebin it
#1961 [17:16] <mib_r4iq72> Chip type: Intel(R) GMA 950. It will not let me paste it. Can you tell me how to pastebin it?
#1962 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you have dxdiag open?
#1963 [17:16] <mib_r4iq72> Yes
#1964 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you see a button labeled "save all information"?
#1965 [17:16] <mib_r4iq72> yes
#1966 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Please press it and save the text file on your desktop
#1967 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Please then open up the file on your desktop. Tell me when you've done this
#1968 [17:17] <mib_r4iq72> ok
#1969 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Go up to edit, and "Select all". Then Edit -> "Copy". Go to http://www.pastebin.com
#1970 [17:17] <Ketsueki> Ouch, GreyVulpine GMA 950 only does OpenGL 1.4
#1971 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Then, in the text box beneath "Create new paste", please click inside, place your cursor there, and "paste" from the edit menu. Submit it. Give us the http:// address in your browser's address bar
#1972 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - Would like to see more information before I decide
#1973 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Could you launch minecraft via minecraft.net's inbrowser client. When it starts to load, please look at your system tray, near your clock. Look for a white coffee cup icon. Right click on it and select, "open <version> console"
#1974 [17:18] <mib_r4iq72> System Information
#1975 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Copy everything in that console to pastebin, and give us the URL when you submit it
#1976 [17:19] <Arthus> Alright
#1977 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Again. Could you please copy everything inside that file to pastebin.com, submit it, then give us the http:// address?
#1978 [17:19] <mib_r4iq72> Time of this report: 1/3/2012, 16:49:23
#1979 [17:19] <mib_r4iq72> It will not copy
#1980 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do not paste it here, it's hundreds of lines long
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#1982 [17:19] <DopeGhoti> It will if you follow directions.
#1983 [17:20] <mib_r4iq72> ------------------
#1984 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> We're going to be here for the better part of a day.
#1985 [17:20] <mib_r4iq72> what do I do with it then
#1986 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Go to your desktop. Do you see dxdiag.txt?
#1987 [17:20] <mib_r4iq72> Yes I can see it all
#1988 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Double click on it. Do you have it open in notepad?
#1989 [17:21] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: http://pastebin.com/r6Xp135X
#1990 [17:21] <mib_r4iq72> yes it is open in notepad
#1991 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you see an edit button, to the left of the file button?
#1992 [17:21] <mib_r4iq72> Yes
#1993 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Go to edit, do you see a "Select All" option?
#1994 [17:21] <mib_r4iq72> yes
#1995 [17:21] <Blackscreen> AureliusM: My hs_err_pid2616.log file: http://pastebin.com/FhpHmQj5
#1996 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Please press it. Go back to Edit and press "Copy"
#1997 [17:21] <mib_r4iq72> ok
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#1999 [17:22] <mib_r4iq72> now what
#2000 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Now. In your browser, please open a new website to http://www.pastebin.com
#2001 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Do you see a text box under "Create new paste"?
#2002 [17:22] <cornelius> when i try to break ores or stone in the game it wont work
#2003 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> ??> cornelius dont/click
#2004 [17:22] <mib_r4iq72> done
#2005 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> ??> cornelius dontclick
#2006 [17:22] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (dontclick) You will have better luck holding down the mouse button. Clicking is for instant interactions like placing blocks and flipping switches. To mine, chop wood, or dig; hold down the mouse button.
#2007 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Place your cursor inside the text box and right click, choose "paste"
#2008 [17:23] <mib_r4iq72> done
#2009 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Does the text of the dxdiag paste in the text box?
#2010 [17:23] <mib_r4iq72> yes
#2011 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Look for the submit button at the bottom of the page. Press it
#2012 [17:23] <Ketsueki> cornelius: if not 'dontclick' are you on a server?
#2013 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - What is the address bar in your browser now? It starts with http://www.paste.....
#2014 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Is that the entire console?
#2015 [17:24] <Arthus> Yep that was all that was there to copy :/
#2016 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - That is.. weird. Do you get the same error in the inbrowser version?
#2017 [17:24] <mib_r4iq72> http://pastebin.com/KrJsxagv
#2018 [17:24] <mib_r4iq72> did you get it?
#2019 [17:24] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: yes, the AuBot is right, I recognize the "nglMultiTexCoord2f " problem. But you should be using the latest version 1.0.0 ?
#2020 [17:24] <Arthus> Dont know, didnt try to update inbrowser, one moment.
#2021 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - Yes, one moment
#2022 [17:25] <Arthus> Same error...
#2023 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Look at the console now.
#2024 [17:25] <mib_r4iq72> Thanks so much for your help
#2025 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - You should get more text there
#2026 [17:25] <Arthus> Oh I see, ill make another pastebin
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#2028 [17:26] <Arthus> http://pastebin.com/TLwMt9Aj
#2029 [17:27] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: Just thinking of this; you've got like, a 5 year old buisness laptop and are trying to play games on it?
#2030 [17:27] <Arthus> Lol...
#2031 [17:27] <mib_r4iq72> Yes, it is for my 11 year old son. It should be fine
#2032 [17:27] <Ketsueki> ?? requirements
#2033 [17:27] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#2034 [17:28] <mib_r4iq72> So I will not be able to run the game on this computer system?
#2035 [17:28] <Arthus> That could be one of the reasons your having trouble lol.
#2036 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> I don't know, you may be able to mib_r4iq72. Try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#2037 [17:29] <mib_r4iq72> rofl, so what does this mean?
#2038 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> If it won't run with those instructions, it won't run ever on that computer
#2039 [17:29] <mib_r4iq72> thank you GreyVulpine
#2040 [17:30] <Arthus> GreyVulpine, did you see my new pastebin?
#2041 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> What you have, is a laptop that is not geared towards gaming. It has an integrated intel chipset, which has poor OpenGL support. You may be able to workaround it with those instructions, but I wouldn't bet on minecraft running smoothly on that computer
#2042 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Yeah, moment
#2043 [17:30] <Arthus> Alright
#2044 [17:30] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: your old laptop has about all the gaming power of a Nintendo 64; while minecraft demands at least a Wii or preferably PS3/Xbox360 level of graphics and CPU (That is, two whole generations of systems later); You've got an old laptop intended for long battery times while running simple 2d desktop stuff. My money would be on even GreyVulpine's last effort instructions providing no joy.
#2045 [17:31] <mib_r4iq72> yes, I will give it a try. thank you! Again I am not a gamer and know nothing this is for my son. I cleaned up a gave him my old laptop
#2046 [17:31] <Arthus> I suggest a nice Alianware for your son lol!
#2047 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Could you go to your start menu. Hit the "Run" command and type in: %appdata%
#2048 [17:32] <Arthus> done
#2049 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Find the .minecraft folder. Go inside. Delete everything but the saves folder. then try minecraft again
#2050 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> Try the inbrowser version, tell me if you still get the error
#2051 [17:32] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: while your old laptop might work for the basic facebook and online chat experience; it will struggle to run modern versions of office software; let alone intensive games like Minecraft (if it is even able to get it working at all)
#2052 [17:32] <mib_r4iq72> Alianware lol I am glad I have no idea if you are mocking me or not nor do I care
#2053 [17:33] <Arthus> Lol an Alianware is the best gaming computer anyone could ever hope to have
#2054 [17:33] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: is there any particular reason it has to be a laptop?
#2055 [17:33] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: Same error :(
#2056 [17:33] <mib_r4iq72> It has no problem running Roblox and other games. This is what I had available
#2057 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> Roblox and other games are clearly not in the calibre of resource-usage that Minecraft is.
#2058 [17:34] <mib_r4iq72> 5 years is not that old, I guess for gamers you throw down the BIG bucks.
#2059 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> five years is an eternity in terms of computer age
#2060 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - 5 years is especially old, and we don't game on laptops with mobile integrated video chipsets
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#2062 [17:35] <mib_r4iq72> You are right I should have just chucked it in the trash instead of letting a 11 year old learn how to use it.
#2063 [17:35] <mib_r4iq72> lol
#2064 [17:36] <mib_r4iq72> after all it is stone aged
#2065 [17:36] <Arthus> mib_r4iq72: Check out one of these, if your son wants to start gaming and you have some extra money laying around, he will love you forever. http://www.alienware.com/
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#2067 [17:37] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: Or start with a guide like this for building a more powerful for less money desktop (squeezing things in to a laptop sized unit means trading things; speed, quality, cost) http://www.anandtech.com/show/5151/prebuilt-buyers-guide-holiday-2011-edition/4
#2068 [17:37] <mib_r4iq72> the wheel was made befor this thing geez sorry to waste your time with my prehistoric problems. I will prob just beat him, I am his mother I don't care if he lovs me forever or not
#2069 [17:38] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> what materials are in between iron and gold for building tools?(wood, cobblestone, iron, ... , ...)
#2070 [17:38] <mib_r4iq72> Just so you know I am a teacher and there are more kids then you know that do not have access to computers at all. That is a problem when trying to implement technology
#2071 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> GAGEYSMOOTHE - wood -> stone -> iron -> diamond
#2072 [17:38] <Ketsueki> GAGEYSMOOTHE: Nothing; well maybe diamond, but most people consider gold decorative.
#2073 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> gold is just a waste.
#2074 [17:38] <Arthus> Gold is just to make you look somewhat cool if you cant find diamond...
#2075 [17:39] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok well then there is no steel or anything like that?
#2076 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> GAGEYSMOOTHE - There is not
#2077 [17:39] <mib_r4iq72> 5 year old computer=dirt
#2078 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Could you go to the white coffee cup icon in your system tray when you're trying to run minecraft. Right click on it, go to your java control panel. Clear out the temporary files there.
#2079 [17:39] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok well thanks but i can mine diamond with iron right?
#2080 [17:39] <Arthus> Alright.
#2081 [17:40] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: if you need further help with this GL13 problem, see both http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/game_crashes_on_versions_1_9_and_later and http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/647043-older-laptop-w-ati-video-nglmultitexcoord2f-crash-solution/, but be careful as the last solution is not official and may not work
#2082 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> GAGEYSMOOTHE - Yes
#2083 [17:40] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: You being a teacher has nothing at all to do with trying to run a modern game on a 5 year old -non- gaming computer. Every 1.5 years the power of computers doubles, which means that in that time the top end is 8 times further away; and -that- wasn't even able to run modern games back -then- (it's a -buisness- laptop not a gaming laptop/PC)
#2084 [17:40] <mib_r4iq72> you guys are hardcore on this gaming stuff
#2085 [17:41] <Ketsueki> Actually it's more like 6 years since the tech in that came out; 16 times more capable.
#2086 [17:41] <mib_r4iq72> well you see I do business/school on my computers NOT gaming...sorry not my thing enjoy beinging out of doors too much
#2087 [17:41] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: And how do I delete the files once im in Control Panel?
#2088 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_r4iq72 - We neither are employed by Mojang, nor do we get paid by them. We offer free technical support in a community-run channel. We're all fans of the game, trying to get other people's computers to run minecraft as well. This requires a level of technical knowledge as well as a certain mindset to do.
#2089 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> are neither*
#2090 [17:43] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: that may be fine; but what are your goals in giving your son a very old laptop? Just something to learn how to use computers better on? (Give him a copy of several Linux distros with it. Debian, CentOS 6.x, Ubuntu, and probably Mint linux would go well; find the geeks at your school and ask them about that)
#2091 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - You should be able to see a temporary files heading in your java control panel. There, you should be able to see a button to delete temp files.
#2092 [17:44] <Arthus> Oh, got it.
#2093 [17:45] <Arthus> Now restart the game?
#2094 [17:45] <mib_r4iq72> I appriciate it Thanks for your help, I hope if nothing eles I entertained
#2095 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Yes
#2096 [17:46] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: I hope your son benefits from the exposure to technology as a tool (since it will more or less not do -any- 3d games)
#2097 [17:46] <mib_r4iq72> i will let my son know he is SOL but remind him how many people do not have access to computers at all
#2098 [17:47] <DopeGhoti> mib_r4iq72: well, he's only SOL until he gets old enough to get a job and spend $400 on a newer notebook that can handle the game (:
#2099 [17:47] <Ketsueki> mib_r4iq72: well... I half lie; there are REALLY old 3d games that might work OK on it. But like nothing after 2005.
#2100 [17:47] <Arthus> GreyVulpine: Same message
#2101 [17:47] <mib_r4iq72> technology as a tool what a concept.... yes he has morwind, age of empires...poor kid
#2102 [17:47] <zkxs> Minecraft doesn't have any DRM, so you can download it to any computer you want to. If you get a new PC in the future, you can put minecraft on it at no additional cost.
#2103 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Could you head to your start menu, in the Run command, type in: cmd
#2104 [17:48] <mib_r4iq72> lol technology as a game
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#2106 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - At the black command prompt that pulls up, type in: ipconfig /flushdns
#2107 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Clear the stuff in your %appdata% -> .minecraft folder again (saving saves), and try minecraft again
#2108 [17:49] <Shadowbaku> hey grey do you know wat i should do to download the launcher
#2109 [17:49] <Shadowbaku> the real one
#2110 [17:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> Shadowbaku win/client
#2111 [17:49] <VoxelHead> Shadowbaku: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#2113 [17:49] <mib_r4iq72> going mining for diamonds then make a wheel, have a nice day
#2114 [17:50] <Shadowbaku> yes guys i know where to go but wen i go to download it it says minecraft.exe couldnt be downloaded
#2115 [17:50] <DopeGhoti> Shadowbaku: what browser are you using?
#2116 [17:50] <Shadowbaku> comcast.net
#2117 [17:50] <Shadowbaku> is that wat u mean
#2118 [17:51] <Jackson413> hey DopeGhoti, can i take a number?
#2119 [17:51] <Arthus> GreyValpine: NOOOOOO!!! Same message again :(
#2120 [17:52] * GreyVulpine blinks
#2120 [17:52] <Arthus> Vulpine*
#2121 [17:52] <Jackson413> lol
#2122 [17:52] <Jackson413> [17:52] #minecraft: * Shadrack blinks.
#2123 [17:52] <Jackson413> grey lol, both happened at the same time
#2124 [17:53] <Ketsueki> Arthus: FMI, have you done a dxdiag paste yet?
#2125 [17:53] <Shadowbaku> @DopeGhoti is that wat u meant
#2126 [17:53] <Arthus> No
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#2128 [17:53] <Ketsueki> Arthus: could you ( ?? win/dxdiag if you need to see it again)
#2129 [17:53] <Arthus> Am now.
#2130 [17:53] <Ketsueki> thanks
#2131 [17:54] <Ketsueki> You seem likely to have already covered it; but more eyeballs sometimes catch issues.
#2132 [17:55] <Shadowbaku> i just don t understand ughhhhh
#2133 [17:55] <Arthus> http://pastebin.com/zZwjgbwQ
#2134 [17:55] <Shadowbaku> my stupid computer wont let me download the real launcher for minecraft
#2135 [17:55] <Ketsueki> Shadowbaku: let's make this as easy as possible. Are you using the browser with the beachball like icon, the fox + globe icon, or some variant of just a globe?
#2136 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Do you run internet explorer? Firefox? Chrome? Safari? Opera?
#2137 [17:56] <Shadowbaku> i run internet explorer
#2138 [17:56] <Jackson413> im guessing explorer
#2139 [17:56] <Jackson413> derp
#2140 [17:58] <Shadowbaku> is that wat u guys meant
#2141 [17:58] <Ketsueki> Arthus: You might want to make sure your drivers are installed properly; in case you're using the driver windows provides instead of the nvidia one: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us&ptid=1&psid=51&pid=309
#2142 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Could you try downloading a different browser?
#2143 [17:58] <Shadowbaku> how do i do that ?
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#2145 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Ketsueki - It's not a video driver issue, it's some weird writing issue..
#2146 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Shadowbaku - Try downloading firefox, a different browser, from http://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/
#2147 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Arthus - Could you try a complete uninstall/reinstall of java, using your windows control panel -> add/remove programs?
#2148 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> You can get the latest java from:
#2149 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> :j
#2150 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> Bah, dang bot.
#2151 [18:00] <Ketsueki> Actually, GreyVulpine one other question for Arthus first: Are you trying to run this under the Administrator account?
#2152 [18:02] <AureliusM> Could Shadowbaku's problem be a damaged index.dat in the Temporary Internet Files folder?
#2153 [18:02] <Arthus> Yes
#2154 [18:03] <Ketsueki> Arthus: do you mind either trying another account or (possibly easier) moving your saves folder -out- of your .minecraft folder and then renaming your .minecraft folder to something else or deleting it?
#2155 [18:03] <Ketsueki> If it works later we can try moving your saves back in (it might have permission issues; copying it back in would bypass that)
#2156 [18:04] <Arthus> Administrator is my only account but I guess I could move it and rename it.
#2157 [18:04] <Arthus> Also my nividia driver was up to date, reinst java now
#2158 [18:04] <AureliusM> GreyVulpine, Shadowbaku's borked IE may be unable to download firefox. So, could this help: http://www.pchell.com/support/cannotdownloadfiles.shtml ?
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#2160 [18:05] * GreyVulpine shrugs
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#2161 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Could be any number of reasons why IE's not downloading files correctly, from that, to security software flagging minecraft.exe as a false positive, to network issues, to..
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#2163 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Also, don't forget, he wasn't able to download minecraft.exe from minecraft.net, so he went on youtube, found a pirated link of minecraft.exe
#2164 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> We all know the usual effects from using something like that around here.
#2165 [18:07] <WhereIsMySpoon> is there a way to send someone a memo on esper?
#2166 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> With memoserv, provided they registered their nick
#2167 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> /ms help
#2168 [18:08] <Ketsueki> Yes, if they are a registered user there is a memoserv; however it only works for registered users and most don't even know to use it.
#2169 [18:09] <WhereIsMySpoon> ok thx
#2170 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> Sweet blazes, been here and hour and my browser has over 20 tabs open. Blegh.
#2171 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> an*
#2172 [18:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> dammit, they arent registered
#2173 [18:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> woell
#2174 [18:10] <WhereIsMySpoon> *owell
#2175 [18:14] <WhereIsMySpoon> is there anything else that is similar to a memo on esper, GreyVulpine?
#2176 [18:14] <WhereIsMySpoon> or is that it
#2177 [18:15] <geraldbrent> Memoserv
#2178 [18:15] <Ketsueki> WhereIsMySpoon: if they're online you could try just /msg nickname a private message goes here.
#2179 [18:15] <WhereIsMySpoon> they arent online
#2180 [18:15] <Ketsueki> Oh, Arthus had an ajax irc client going... and re-installed java
#2181 [18:16] <WhereIsMySpoon> or i would
#2182 [18:16] <Ketsueki> hope that went well.
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#2185 [18:20] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> what do you do with lapis lazuli?
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#2187 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> GAGEYSMOOTHE - dye stuff, and if you use industrialcraft/buildcraft, build stuff
#2188 [18:22] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> like pickaxes?
#2189 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> no
#2190 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> like circuits
#2191 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> but thats only for those mosd
#2192 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> for vanilla mc, its only for dying wool
#2193 [18:22] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok well that blows
#2194 [18:22] <WhereIsMySpoon> why
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#2196 [18:23] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> i thought it was cool and valueable to build pickaxes and stuff
#2197 [18:23] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> but now i know that it is not
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#2199 [18:24] <Blu3> hey I need some help
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#2201 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> Blu3: how may #minecrafthelp be of assistance?
#2202 [18:24] <Arthus> Alright everything is done
#2203 [18:24] <Arthus> Testing minecraft now
#2204 [18:24] <Blu3> apprently I am banned from minecraft forum, and also banned from the minecraft forum esper, idk what I did
#2205 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> Blu3: http://minecraftirc.net/forum-6.html
#2206 [18:25] <Blu3> ok thanks
#2207 [18:25] <Blu3> any way you can check though, why I am banned?
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#2211 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> Blu3: I'm not an operator of that channel, sorry.
#2212 [18:26] <Arthus> Blu3, check the top of the channel
#2213 [18:26] <Blu3> where is 8bit?
#2214 [18:26] <Blu3> I know he is
#2215 [18:26] <Arthus> They cant help you with account probs
#2216 [18:26] <Jackson413> Blu3, join up at #minecraftforums
#2217 [18:26] <Blu3> I can't
#2218 [18:26] <Blu3> I am banned for no reason off of it
#2219 [18:27] <Jackson413> go thru mibbit and proxy?
#2220 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: ProTip: Don't advice people to attempty to ban-evade.
#2221 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> s/ice/ise/
#2222 [18:27] <Blu3> well
#2223 [18:27] <Blu3> I can;t use a proxy
#2224 [18:27] * Jackson413 slaps himself
#2224 [18:27] <Jackson413> i'd do the link then
#2225 [18:28] <Arthus> GreyVulpine?
#2226 [18:28] <Jackson413> hey DopeGhoti, do you know java?
#2227 [18:28] <Ketsueki> Arthus: did it work?
#2228 [18:28] <Arthus> No
#2229 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: only through osmosis.
#2230 [18:28] <Arthus> And I did everything and restarted
#2231 [18:28] <Arthus> :(
#2232 [18:28] <Jackson413> im looking for someone to pay to make a plugin for me
#2233 [18:28] <Ketsueki> Arthus: same exact write error as before?
#2234 [18:29] <Arthus> Yep
#2235 [18:30] <Ketsueki> Arthus: ok, /make/ a new account on your computer (a new user for windows that is). Any name which does not include !
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#2237 [18:30] <Ketsueki> Arthus: try running the launcher in that account instead.
#2238 [18:30] <Arthus> Umm
#2239 [18:30] <Arthus> Alright
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#2241 [18:34] <Uebios> Hi, I'm just curious to where I should go, if I have forgotten both my email address and password to my account.
#2242 [18:35] <Ketsueki> Uebios: how'd you pay for it?
#2243 [18:35] <WhereIsMySpoon> "forgotten"
#2244 [18:35] <Uebios> I have created it in the past, but It's been awhile.
#2245 [18:35] <Uebios> I am buying Minecraft this week or next
#2246 [18:35] <Uebios> But i was reserving the account.
#2247 [18:36] <Uebios> It is not actually purchased of this time.
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#2249 [18:36] <Arthus> Same message :(
#2250 [18:36] <WhereIsMySpoon> then make a new one?
#2251 [18:36] <WhereIsMySpoon> if you havent paid then it doesnt matter
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#2253 [18:36] <Uebios> I need to use this specific one..
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#2255 [18:37] <WhereIsMySpoon> whty
#2256 [18:37] <Uebios> Where is a location that I can actually solve the issue?
#2257 [18:37] <Arthus> Kueseki
#2258 [18:37] <Arthus> Kueski
#2259 [18:37] <Arthus> ummm
#2260 [18:38] <Arthus> Forgot how to spell teh name >:(
#2261 [18:38] <Uebios> Ketsueki
#2262 [18:38] <Arthus> YES! Ty
#2263 [18:38] <Ketsueki> ???
#2264 [18:38] <Arthus> Didnt work, same msg
#2265 [18:38] <Uebios> ---> table to the right
#2266 [18:38] <Arthus> Yeah he wasnt on there
#2267 [18:38] <Ketsueki> Arthus: same message even under a completely fresh account, and you didn't copy your .minecraft folder?
#2268 [18:39] <Ketsueki> Oh I am, there are just 182 nicks
#2269 [18:39] <Uebios> Anyways, is there a location that any of you believe I can find a solution?
#2270 [18:39] <Arthus> Oh, and yes
#2271 [18:39] <Uebios> I seriously just can't remember my email... And my password is not working
#2272 [18:39] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ketsueki account
#2273 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Ketsueki: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#2274 [18:39] <Arthus> Woooow
#2275 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Ketsueki: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#2276 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> sorrt, that was for Uebios
#2277 [18:40] <Arthus> lol
#2278 [18:40] <Ketsueki> Arthus: there are a vanishingly small possible number of things that could be going wrong. Your AV/security software is preventing writes; you have a bad minecraft launcher; something's F-ed up badly with java.
#2279 [18:40] <Uebios> Thank you VoxelHead.
#2280 [18:40] <Arthus> O.o
#2281 [18:40] <zkxs> ?? bot
#2282 [18:41] <Arthus> This sux...
#2283 [18:41] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2284 [18:41] <Ketsueki> Arthus: indeed. Probably obtaining a fresh copy of the minecraft launcer from the download page at minecraft.net is your next step.
#2285 [18:42] <Arthus> O.o Ive been deleting the launcher every time I reinst
#2286 [18:42] <Ketsueki> ??< list
#2287 [18:42] <Ketsueki> ??< index
#2288 [18:42] <Arthus> O.o
#2289 [18:42] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> where/how do i get obsidion?
#2290 [18:43] <Arthus> Its really deep
#2291 [18:43] <Arthus> You gotta find where lava touches water
#2292 [18:43] <Arthus> or is it water touches lava?
#2293 [18:43] <Uebios> Eh
#2294 [18:43] <Uebios> Anyways, GAGEYSMOOTHE
#2295 [18:43] <Ketsueki> Hum... maybe
#2296 [18:43] <Ketsueki> ?? win/avast
#2297 [18:43] <VoxelHead> win/avast: Sometimes, viruses get in and must be removed. They can interfere with how the computer works, including stealing passwords and preventing minecraft from working.
#2298 [18:43] <VoxelHead> win/avast: Avast is free virus scanning and removal software. Install it, restart into safe mode, and run a scan. Download it here: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#2299 [18:43] <Uebios> Lava by default, is found at elevation 12
#2300 [18:43] <Uebios> In the Y: Axis
#2301 [18:44] <Uebios> Add water onto Lava source
#2302 [18:44] <Ketsueki> Maybe...
#2303 [18:44] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> elevation 12 ok thanks whats it look like?
#2304 [18:44] <Uebios> And hence, Obsidian
#2305 [18:44] <Ketsueki> ?? win/avast
#2306 [18:44] <VoxelHead> win/avast: Sometimes, viruses get in and must be removed. They can interfere with how the computer works, including stealing passwords and preventing minecraft from working.
#2307 [18:44] <Uebios> Find lava.
#2308 [18:44] <VoxelHead> win/avast: Avast is free virus scanning and removal software. Install it, restart into safe mode, and run a scan. Download it here: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#2309 [18:44] <Uebios> Add water
#2310 [18:44] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> so just dump water on lava?
#2311 [18:44] <Ketsueki> Oh damn windows copy
#2312 [18:44] <Ketsueki> ?? win/profile
#2313 [18:44] <Uebios> Yeah.
#2314 [18:44] <VoxelHead> win/profile: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2315 [18:44] <VoxelHead> win/profile: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2316 [18:44] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> how am i to do that?
#2317 [18:44] <Uebios> Buckets.
#2318 [18:44] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok how do i make that?
#2319 [18:44] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> my main goal is an enchantment table
#2320 [18:44] <Uebios> X - X
#2321 [18:44] <Uebios> - X -
#2322 [18:45] <Uebios> Iron ingot
#2323 [18:45] <Arthus> So then it must be a virus problem?
#2324 [18:45] <Uebios> Fill with water, by right clicking a water source
#2325 [18:45] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok doo you know the shape off the top of your head?
#2326 [18:45] <Uebios> I just stated it
#2327 [18:45] <Ketsueki> GreyBot: what's the link for the windows .bat launcher?
#2328 [18:45] <Uebios> X - X
#2329 [18:45] <Uebios> - X -
#2330 [18:45] <Uebios> Iron ingot is the X
#2331 [18:45] <Ketsueki> Arthus: no, I was looking up possible things, but they weren't that.
#2332 [18:45] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> what is the -
#2333 [18:46] <Uebios> Nothingness
#2334 [18:46] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> ok thanks
#2335 [18:46] <Arthus> Ketsueki: I already use one of those batch file launchers, cause theres a problem in loading Javas Virtual Machine when I try to start it normaly
#2336 [18:46] <Uebios> I believe my issue can't be solved, due to I have to have two details to find it..
#2337 [18:46] <Uebios> Ughhh..
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#2341 [18:47] <Ketsueki> Arthus: yeah... wait you ... ok do this
#2342 [18:48] <Ketsueki> ??> Arthus win/javara
#2343 [18:48] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2344 [18:48] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software and you can download it from http://sourceforge.net/projects/javara/files/
#2345 [18:48] <Arthus> Hmm
#2346 [18:48] <Arthus> But wouldnt the have been cleared up when I reinstalled java several times?
#2347 [18:48] <sprog> just bought minecraft. won't download completely or play in browser mode
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#2349 [18:53] <mib_ns0moe> hello
#2350 [18:54] <mib_ns0moe> i have a problem, i'm running windows xp SP3 and minecraft keeps crashing
#2351 [18:54] <mib_ns0moe> it doesn't matter when im running Java 6.30 or 7
#2352 [18:55] <mib_ns0moe> just a few seconds after i enter the game, it just closes the minecraft game without an error
#2353 [18:55] <Arthus> Restart
#2354 [18:55] <mib_ns0moe> doenst work
#2355 [18:55] <mib_ns0moe> doesn't work
#2356 [18:55] <AureliusM> ??> sprog specs
#2357 [18:55] <VoxelHead> sprog: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2358 [18:56] <Uebios> o.O
#2359 [18:56] <mib_ns0moe> Dell Inspirion 6000 intel pentium M 1,86Ghz, 2GB mem, WinXP Pro SP3 32Bit Java 6 Update 30
#2360 [18:57] <Arthus> Ketsueki, any other ideas :O?
#2361 [18:57] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: Thanks, can you search for a hs_err_pid file on your machine?
#2362 [18:58] <Uebios> Does mojang have a specific email, that I may ask of an email address, if I have also forgotten my password?
#2363 [18:59] <Uebios> I only know my Username, but it has been so long.
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#2365 [19:00] <Ketsueki> Arthus: There are some issues with java that might not be fixed by conventional approaches
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#2367 [19:01] <sprog> HP pavilion just bought it. came with java
#2368 [19:02] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: follow these instructions to try the jar file version: http://pastebin.com/WM4rwe9s
#2369 [19:02] <mib_ns0moe> AureliusM: http://pastebin.ca/2098750
#2370 [19:03] <Arthus> Kaetsuki: Hmm, ok, meaning I should contact Java?
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#2372 [19:03] <Uebios> Arthus, maybe I could give your problem a shot
#2373 [19:03] <Uebios> What is the issue?
#2374 [19:04] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: thanks for the error log, it shows the "nglMultiTexCoord2f" problem likely due to poor OpenGL support by your machines graphics drivers
#2375 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: if you know the account name, you should be able to get an email sent to you
#2376 [19:05] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: I realize this, but I believe my account may've been hijacked, or hacked.
#2377 [19:05] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: the only emails I do use, are not under its name.
#2378 [19:06] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: try these next instructions, to get a dxdiag log, so that we can get updated drivers in the hope of fixing this
#2379 [19:06] <AureliusM> ??> mib_ns0moe win/dxdiag
#2380 [19:06] <VoxelHead> mib_ns0moe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2381 [19:06] <VoxelHead> mib_ns0moe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2382 [19:06] <mib_ns0moe> AureliusM: its a Ati radeon X300
#2383 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: your _email_ account may have been hijacked?
#2384 [19:06] <Uebios> No.
#2385 [19:06] <Arthus> Uebios: When I attempt to update Minecraft after Ive logged in it stops and says Fatal Error Occured (5) Write Error: Extracting Something in the natives file.
#2386 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: http://www.minecraft.net/sendemailverification
#2387 [19:06] <Uebios> I believe the minecraft Account could have been.
#2388 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: reverify the email; use the password reset tool, and you're all set.
#2389 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: that's what the password reset tool is (in part) for, after all
#2390 [19:07] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: what driver name and date is installed for that ATI?
#2391 [19:07] <Arthus> Uebios: When I attempt to update Minecraft after Ive logged in it stops and says Fatal Error Occured (5) Write Error: Extracting Something in the natives file.
#2392 [19:07] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: how would I go about doing that?
#2393 [19:07] <Uebios> Arthus: The only issue I may know that could be causing that
#2394 [19:08] <Uebios> Arthus: May be that the .minecraft folder could have a Read-Only value
#2395 [19:08] <Uebios> Arthus: I could be wrong though.
#2396 [19:08] <Ketsueki> Arthus: no, you should run javara as a last attempt at fixing java.
#2397 [19:08] <mib_ns0moe> hmmm maybe i should go look for a new driver, this driver is from: 3-8-2005, v 8.162.0.0
#2398 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#2399 [19:09] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: yes, check the website fo your machine for drivers first, then amd's website
#2400 [19:10] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: Here is the thing though, my email is not what I created the account with..
#2401 [19:10] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: therefore, if I try, It will be sent to the wrong person.
#2402 [19:10] <mib_ns0moe> AureliusM: Checking AMD site atm
#2403 [19:11] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: I believe it was changed, it was used with the one that I normally use for accounts
#2404 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: it is not possible to change the email address associated with a Minecraft account.
#2405 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: If you registered using your friend's email address, on your own head be it.
#2406 [19:11] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: hmm...
#2407 [19:12] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: But I didn't.
#2408 [19:12] <DopeGhoti> Uebios: I presume you are presently unable to log into http://www.minecraft.net ?
#2409 [19:12] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: Using this specific account, no.
#2410 [19:13] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: I have requested an email verification, but it only sends one of my accounts
#2411 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> No you are not unable to log in; or no you can not log in?
#2412 [19:13] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: I am not able to log in.
#2413 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> The email verification goes to the email address associated with the account. That's why it asks for the account name
#2414 [19:13] <DopeGhoti> Check all of your email addresses. It must have gone somewhere.
#2415 [19:14] <Arthus> Ketsueki: Do you want me to pastebin the log JavaRa produced?
#2416 [19:15] <Ketsueki> Arthus: Dunno; better off saying yes and hoping someone else has seen javara in use before. I run -linux- my self at home...
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#2418 [19:16] <Arthus> K, I dont if theres much to se though, just say a bunch of Found and removed: CLSID\{CAFEEFAC-0016-0000-0024-ABCDEFFEDCBC}
#2419 [19:17] <Arthus> So should I just redownload java now?
#2420 [19:17] <mib_ns0moe> AureliusM: BTW how did you find so fast that it was a problem with the opelGL
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#2422 [19:18] <mib_so5jsh> how to send minecraft to a friend
#2423 [19:18] <Ketsueki> Arthus: yeah
#2424 [19:18] <mib_so5jsh> how
#2425 [19:19] <Ketsueki> mib_so5jsh: buy them a gift certificate code thing on minecraft.net
#2426 [19:19] <Uebios> DopeGhoti: I believe i'll find help elsewhere. Thank you for your time...
#2427 [19:19] <AureliusM> mib_ns0moe: your pastebin had problematic frame and further down was the well-known nglmultitexcoord2f line
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#2429 [19:20] <mib_so5jsh> why when i you know what white stuff comes out
#2430 [19:21] <mib_so5jsh> answer
#2431 [19:21] <mib_so5jsh> its on my clothes and it dose not come off
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#2433 [19:22] <geraldbrent> What the hell mib_so5jsh
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#2435 [19:22] <mib_so5jsh> please tell me
#2436 [19:22] <Inexib> I made a thread about my brain cancer fundraiser that I'm doing. It's been picked up on YouTube's front page and Reddits. I'm trying to get notch's attention with a big thread. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/917716-make-major-differences-brain-cancer-foundation/page__gopid__11672422#entry11672422
#2437 [19:23] <mib_so5jsh> pleeasze my mom is coming
#2438 [19:24] <WhereIsMySpoon> >_.
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#2440 [19:24] <WhereIsMySpoon> someone kickban him
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#2442 [19:24] * VoxelHead kicked mib_so5jsh from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_so5jsh :Banned: Take a few hours to learn how to do your own laundry. Oh, and also how to be appropriate.)
#2443 [19:25] <montezuma> I tried installing a mod, but I can't install it! I got all of the necessary components for it, but it still won't work D: how can I fix it?
#2444 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> montezuma mods
#2445 [19:25] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2446 [19:25] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2447 [19:26] <tparsons> I have a problem that I cant figure out how to fix. When I play the game freezes then saves, Another screen pops up saying that minecraft is out of memory. Any clue what is going on?
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#2449 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> tparsons: it could well have been that it ran out of memory.
#2450 [19:27] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> wehn i respawn do my carried items remain where i died?
#2451 [19:27] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> wehn i respawn do my carried items remain where i died?
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#2453 [19:27] <GAGEYSMOOTHE> or just dissapear?
#2454 [19:27] <AureliusM> ??> tparsons specs
#2455 [19:27] <VoxelHead> tparsons: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2456 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> GAGEYSMOOTHE: yes, they will remain, for a short while, where you died, for about 2 minutes or so
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#2459 [19:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: only two minutes? thought item despawn was 5 minutes.
#2460 [19:28] <AureliusM> tparsons: not all out of memory reports are due to memory, so please also look for the hs_err_pid error log file and paste it in a pastebin and post the link here
#2461 [19:28] <Arthus> Ketasuki: Didnt work
#2462 [19:29] <AureliusM> ??< index
#2463 [19:30] <mib_59bg9s> AureliusM: How did you know so fast it was a problem with the OpelGL?
#2464 [19:30] <AureliusM> ??< error/javacrash
#2465 [19:31] <AureliusM> mib_59bg9s: I had just seen a previous report with the same error. I've seen this error quite a few times on getsatisfaction too.
#2466 [19:32] <tparsons> alright,,, its an asus notebook G73Sw i7 processer @ 2Ghz. 8GB of ram. -__- and hold on I will find the link
#2467 [19:32] <mib_59bg9s> AureliusM: Ah ok, you also have seen the problem was solved?
#2468 [19:33] <mib_59bg9s> AureliusM: Still looking for newer drivers but it kinda is *****
#2469 [19:34] <Ketsueki> Arthus: what's the error when you run the .bat version of the launcher?
#2470 [19:34] <AureliusM> mib_59bg9s: yes, quite a few users have had problems with this one on the older laptops. Try to get the up to date drivers if at all possible, otherwise you'll need to try older driver versions or third-party fixes which may not be safe
#2471 [19:36] <Arthus> Same one I always get
#2472 [19:36] <Arthus> Or do you mean th regular launcher?
#2473 [19:37] <AureliusM> If all else fails with ATI drivers, look through these: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/cant_run_the_leaked_beta#reply_6667958 and http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/647043-older-laptop-w-ati-video-nglmultitexcoord2f-crash-solution/
#2474 [19:37] <Ketsueki> Arthus: it's been too long for me, can you link me to the pastebin of the error you're getting with the /regular/ launcher?
#2475 [19:37] <Arthus> Not big enough for pastebin
#2476 [19:37] <Arthus> It just says
#2477 [19:37] <Arthus> Could not create Java Virtual Machine.
#2478 [19:38] <Ketsueki> It doesn't say /why/ it can't?
#2479 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> Arthus: have you already tried..
#2480 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> ??> Arthus win/profile
#2481 [19:38] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2482 [19:38] <VoxelHead> Arthus: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
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#2484 [19:39] <AureliusM> mib_59bg9s: just saw your question: you also have seen the problem was solved? Answer: not personally, only that one minecraftforum poster claimed a fix for himself, for others there was no fix
#2485 [19:39] <Arthus> Yes Ive already tried that, and no it dosent say why :(
#2486 [19:40] <Ketsueki> Arthus: you've downloaded java from here: http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp The windows or windows offline, and rebooted your system since installing it?
#2487 [19:41] <Arthus> Yes
#2488 [19:41] <Arthus> Would DLing Offline make a diff?
#2489 [19:42] <Ketsueki> I can't see why it would.
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#2491 [19:43] <Ketsueki> Arthus: start -> run -> cmd ; in the dos window type echo %PATH% Do you see Hum... I don't see java in mine at work.
#2492 [19:43] * |Kiikun| 's mouse had... stopped o.o;
#2492 [19:44] <Ketsueki> Arthus: ok, it seems like you've got a java problem, but I can't... you know what, yes. Do the bloody offline installer; it probably just did a browser plugin.
#2493 [19:48] <AureliusM> Ketsueki, I have a working java install and it does not appear in PATH.Arthus, if you still have problems see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/_could_not_create_java_virtual_machine_tried_everything_already_posted
#2494 [19:53] <Arthus> The offline installer takes 4h 18m LMAO
#2495 [19:54] <Ketsueki> Hum... Arthus's old pastebin link already evaporated
#2496 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> Arthus: what is your connection? IP over Avian Messenger?
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#2498 [19:55] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: lol
#2499 [19:57] <Arthus> Lmao Roadrunner turbo
#2500 [19:57] <DopeGhoti> *snrk* "turbo" my third eye.
#2501 [19:58] <DopeGhoti> With speeds like that, it has no business having "run" in its name, much less "turbo".
#2502 [19:58] * |Kiikun| bets its 56k dialup with data compression :P
#2502 [19:59] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|: there's no 56k DUN _without_ data compression.
#2503 [19:59] <DopeGhoti> compressionless DUN tops out at 33.6
#2504 [19:59] <|Kiikun|> i mean additional compresion and decomp on both ends
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#2506 [20:00] <|Kiikun|> like 'opt online turbo'
#2507 [20:00] <mib_hcp0r7> can anyone help me
#2508 [20:00] <DopeGhoti> mib_hcp0r7: not if you rely on our telepathy.
#2509 [20:01] <AureliusM> I have a fast connection and I also sometimes get very slow downloads from sun.com. Took me 2 hours and 4 timeouts to get Java 1.6.0_26 for example. But today 1.6.0.30 was down in 40 seconds.
#2510 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Guess they were relying on your telepathy DopeGhoti.
#2511 [20:02] <WhereIsMySpoon> lol nice
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#2513 [20:05] <AureliusM> ??< error/pixelformat
#2514 [20:05] <AureliusM> ??< error/pixelformat
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#2516 [20:06] <|Kiikun|> AureliusM: you can poke vox and understudy in ##voxelhead :3
#2517 [20:07] <AureliusM> Thanks |Kiikun|, I'm poking away now in privacy
#2518 [20:08] <Ketsueki> Arthus: did AureliusM's link help you?
#2519 [20:09] <mib_59bg9s> AureliusM: The link you send me about Mobility Modder may seems to work :) its installing the driver now
#2520 [20:12] <AureliusM> mib_59bg9s: that's the thid party modder from Hardware Heaven ? Whether it works or not post a note about what happens at the minecraftforum thread, might help others, although I'm still reluctant to link to non-official fixes
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#2522 [20:13] <mib_59bg9s> AureliusM: I get what you mean, restarting now, Hopefully it will work :D
#2523 [20:13] <mib_59bg9s> brb
#2524 [20:14] <mib_joohnp> I can not purchase the full game using my paypal account, it says that for some reason my transaction cant be processed?
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#2527 [20:16] <mib_joohnp> "/nick Nerd20"
#2528 [20:17] <mib_joohnp> l
#2529 [20:17] <Arthus> Ketsueki: Not really, most of theose ive tried.
#2530 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> mib_joohnp: do you have 20 Euro in your paypal account?
#2531 [20:18] <Arthus> Yes
#2532 [20:18] <Nerd20> yes a definitely do
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#2534 [20:18] <Arthus> oh mib
#2535 [20:18] <DopeGhoti> In that case, you might want to call PayPal directly and ask then why they are refusing the transaciton.
#2536 [20:19] <DopeGhoti> They might have decided that Mojang isn't legit anymore or something; others have come in today with the same problem
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#2538 [20:20] <Nerd20> okay but ive tried alot of times to purchase it and now a message says that I have to wait 24 hours to try again because of fraudulent attempts, will this affect my minecraft account
#2539 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> Nerd20 - No.
#2540 [20:21] <Nerd20> good
#2541 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> Nerd20 - Try paying with paypal
#2542 [20:21] <DopeGhoti> For the second time: You might want to call PayPal directly and ask then why they are refusing the transaciton.
#2543 [20:21] <CoZmicShReddeR> has anyone else had issue like this? http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7360/20120103201455.png I think its my video card but only screws up in minecraft its a EVGA 580 I cannot even start minecraft cannot only launch it in browser...
#2544 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> CoZmicShReddeR: that looks like your GPU drivers "helping" a bit too agressively
#2545 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> in your GPU control panel, turn off any 3d settings overrides
#2546 [20:23] <CoZmicShReddeR> ok will look
#2547 [20:23] <Nerd20> one more thing im not sure if mincraft would run smoothly on my laptop would it be posibe to send you my laptop specs so you can tell if it would run it?
#2548 [20:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> Nerd20 specs
#2549 [20:23] <VoxelHead> Nerd20: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2550 [20:25] <Jackson413> dope
#2551 [20:26] <Nerd20> Its a Toshiba satellite T115d-S1120, it has 2gb RAM and AMD Athlon procesor 1.60ghz, Windows Premium 64bit and the latest version of Java
#2552 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> Nerd20 - Do you know what video card it has?
#2553 [20:26] <Jackson413> hey grey
#2554 [20:26] <DopeGhoti> Nerd20: that should be able to swing it, though the CPU is a little light, depending on the GPU
#2555 [20:26] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: you rang?
#2556 [20:27] <Jackson413> look what ive done in #bukkit
#2557 [20:27] <Jackson413> http://pastebin.com/m7hdKVr0
#2558 [20:27] <Jackson413> this guy legit fell for it
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#2560 [20:27] <Nerd20> oh sorry yeah its an ATI radeon hd 3200 it is integrated that's why i think it wont run smoothly, thought when i play the free versions it runs pretty good
#2561 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> ??> Nerd20 demo
#2562 [20:28] <VoxelHead> Nerd20: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2563 [20:28] <VoxelHead> Nerd20: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://is.gd/l507ow
#2564 [20:28] <mr_sticky> AureliusM: It works now over 5 mins smooth with the dirver mod
#2565 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> Nerd20: ^ try running that; that's a full demo of Minecraft which will tell you all you need to know
#2566 [20:28] <Jackson413> did you read it?
#2567 [20:28] <Nerd20> ok thanks
#2568 [20:28] <mr_sticky> AureliusM: but thats maybe because it is also for the same GFXcard
#2569 [20:28] <Nerd20> ill try it
#2570 [20:29] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: why are you bragging to me about trolling some other channel I don't partucilarly care about?
#2571 [20:29] <Jackson413> lol i thought it was funny
#2572 [20:29] <Jackson413> give someone a good laugh
#2573 [20:30] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: he didnt fall for it.. and you shoudl trim logs liek that to just the conversation.
#2574 [20:30] <Jackson413> orly?
#2575 [20:30] <|Kiikun|> and thats more a bash.org thing :P
#2576 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|: too context-sensitive.
#2577 [20:31] <Jackson413> im too lazy to edit the logs
#2578 [20:31] <Jackson413> whats bash.org?
#2579 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ?find Jackson413 bash.org
#2580 [20:31] <VoxelHead> Jackson413, http://is.gd/ujXDdR
#2581 [20:32] <Jackson413> dammit dope, why do i keep falling for those silly lmgfy things
#2582 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> hehehehe
#2583 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> because they get encrypted
#2584 [20:32] * mib_9jb4jw [mib_9jb4jw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2585 [20:33] <DopeGhoti> I don't know. Why do you ask silly questions like "What is $URL_HERE?" when you could just go to the URL yourself and see?
#2586 [20:33] <Jackson413> DopeGhoti, i fucking love you
#2587 [20:33] * AuBot kicked Jackson413 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ackson413 :Please keep it civil.)
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#2590 [20:33] <Jackson413> i have found an answer to what to spend the rest of my day on
#2591 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> rofl
#2592 [20:33] <Jackson413> you too kiikun
#2593 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> better than wasting eternity on tvtropes.
#2594 [20:33] <DopeGhoti> no, VoxelHead found it for you.
#2595 [20:33] <Jackson413> you are loved too
#2596 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> since you couldn't type the URL in yourself. (:
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#2598 [20:34] <Jackson413> VoxelHead, <333333333333
#2599 [20:34] <Person5323> hi
#2600 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> *snrk*
#2601 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> morning, Person5323
#2602 [20:34] <|Kiikun|> since bash.org actually has a point where the funny ends :P
#2603 [20:34] <Jackson413> repat...
#2604 [20:35] <Person5323> I am having problems turning while walking, tried reinstalling mincraft and cant figure it out. i need help
#2605 [20:35] <Jackson413> who made vox again?
#2606 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> Person5323: are you playing on a laptop?
#2607 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> that'd be me.
#2608 [20:35] <Person5323> ye
#2609 [20:35] <Person5323> yes
#2610 [20:35] <Person5323> using a trackpad
#2611 [20:35] <mib_9jb4jw> I downloaded minecraft for my Son, launched it, he played it for awhile, and a message came up that was way inappropriate, I don't want to use bad language on here, so can anyone help me figure out how to get him to be able to play without getting hacked?
#2612 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> Person5323: your trackpad is probably set to disable itself while you're typing. Turn that off.
#2613 [20:35] <Jackson413> fix repat, vox has yelled at me too much with bad spelling and i cry
#2614 [20:36] <DopeGhoti> mib_9jb4jw: was he playing online?
#2615 [20:36] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: bad spelling? Please elaborate.
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#2617 [20:36] <Person5323> ok ill look for that....i did have to reinstall windows due to a virus
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#2619 [20:36] <Jackson413> when someone repeats the same character
#2620 [20:36] <|Kiikun|> mib_9jb4jw: whatever was inapropriate whas probably someone on the server he was on
#2621 [20:36] <Jackson413> it says seriously dont repat the same char over and over again
#2622 [20:36] <Jackson413> [20:34] <VoxelHead> Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#2623 [20:37] <Jackson413> VoxelHead, fire everything at bad spelling
#2624 [20:37] <AureliusM> mr_sticky: that's good news. To recap, you were getting nglMultiTexCoord2f error with an ATX 300, but no more error after using the modder on an ATI legacy driver ?
#2625 [20:37] <mib_9jb4jw> I believe so, when I opened it, put in username and password, it asked to sign into a server, I did... it shut the whole game down, wouldn't let him play
#2626 [20:37] <Jackson413> i dont think thats a hack
#2627 [20:37] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: so.. where's the bad spelling?
#2628 [20:37] <Jackson413> [20:34] <VoxelHead> Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#2629 [20:38] <Jackson413> notice the word repat
#2630 [20:38] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: repeat
#2631 [20:38] <Jackson413> repat repeat
#2632 [20:38] <Jackson413> :'(
#2633 [20:38] <mib_9jb4jw> how do I choose one that issafe for him?
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#2635 [20:38] <Jackson413> mib_9jb4jw, look at minecraftforums.net
#2636 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> mib_9jb4jw: if you connect to a server, there are no filters. Have your son play single-player if you don't want to expose him to the seething cesspool that is The Internet.
#2637 [20:39] <Jackson413> there are many servers that have censoring/autokick plugins that are used
#2638 [20:39] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: rofl. perfect image.
#2639 [20:39] <Jackson413> some servers have them, others dont
#2640 [20:39] <daglitch> G'day all. Have a question. I purchased minecraft awhile back with an email address i have since cancelled. I can also not remember my password. Any hope for me?
#2641 [20:39] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: thanks for pointing out the typo; it has been fixed.
#2642 [20:39] <|Kiikun|> then theres servers that nice people play on and there little to no swearing :P
#2643 [20:39] <Jackson413> THANK YOU
#2644 [20:39] <DopeGhoti> daglitch: sadly, no.
#2645 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> daglitch: other than remembering the password.
#2646 [20:40] <Jackson413> actually im in the same predicament
#2647 [20:40] <daglitch> DopeGhoti: well dang :/
#2648 [20:40] <|Kiikun|> daglitch: try emailing help@mojang.com
#2649 [20:40] <mib_9jb4jw> how do I do that? when I open the downloaded game, the only choice I have is to sign in & choose a server
#2650 [20:40] <Jackson413> except i know the password
#2651 [20:40] <Jackson413> the email is gone
#2652 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> mib_9jb4jw: one moment please.
#2653 [20:40] <Jackson413> will mojang help me?
#2654 [20:41] <Person5323> DopeGhoti thanks for your help I found it!
#2655 [20:41] <Jackson413> where's Kealper these days?
#2656 [20:41] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: possible.. ive been tryign to ask daniel whats possible but havent gotten anything back besides me being unclear :P
#2657 [20:41] <DopeGhoti> Person5323: glad to help!
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#2659 [20:42] <Jackson413> Dope, imagine how much you would make if you charged for help
#2660 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> mib_9jb4jw: http://imgur.com/RQmHd <-- see the 'Singleplayer' button? Try that one.
#2661 [20:42] <Jackson413> you won't need a job
#2662 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> Jackson413: You have no idea.
#2663 [20:42] <Jackson413> wouldn't
#2664 [20:42] * |Kiikun| debates emailing the help email :/
#2664 [20:42] <mib_9jb4jw> thank you so much, I'll be back if it doesn't workout
#2665 [20:42] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: dope usually tries to charge $8 :P
#2666 [20:42] <Jackson413> lol srs?
#2667 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> it sometimes works; I've made about $60 so far.
#2668 [20:43] <Jackson413> dope i have an idea of what you should do for april fools day
#2669 [20:43] <Jackson413> wait are you serious?
#2670 [20:43] <|Kiikun|> sell bananas?
#2671 [20:44] * |Kiikun| runs to izlude and buys a bunch of bananas.
#2671 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> I don't know about April 1, but as of now on 3 Jan, I'm going home.
#2672 [20:46] <Jackson413> lol
#2673 [20:46] <Jackson413> Dope query me for a sec k?
#2674 [20:47] * |Kiikun| is having good luck with scratchers this year o.o;
#2674 [20:48] <Jackson413> maybe kiikun too
#2675 [20:48] <|Kiikun|> derp?
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#2677 [20:51] <XIV96> I have a mac, and I accidently deleted my minecraft folder from application support. I tried to run minecraft again, but when i log on it says "user not premium." I bought minecraft in October, and have been playing a lot, so I don't understand this. I've tried downloading minecraft again, but nothing works.
#2678 [20:52] <Jackson413> have you tried the pickle methold?
#2679 [20:52] <XIV96> what's the pickle method?
#2680 [20:53] <Jackson413> derp
#2681 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> /k Jackson413 dont troll
#2682 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> XIV96: whats your minecraft username?
#2683 [20:53] <XIV96> XIV96
#2684 [20:53] <Jackson413> ./k |kiikun| sorry
#2685 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> !paid XIV96
#2686 [20:54] <Jackson413> lier
#2687 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> XIV96: that username isnt premium. what website did you buy your account from?
#2688 [20:54] <XIV96> minecraft.net
#2689 [20:54] <XIV96> I just played today, that's weird
#2690 [20:54] <Jackson413> what server did you play in
#2691 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> XIV96: you didnt happen to dio the mojang unified account thing?
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#2693 [20:55] <Jackson413> unifed account?
#2694 [20:55] <xion2_> hhey...
#2695 [20:55] <XIV96> I don't play online, I play single player. what do you mean by dio the mojang unified account?
#2696 [20:55] <xion2_> i have a error report
#2697 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> Jackson413: for people who have both cobalt and minecraft and plan on getting scrolls.
#2698 [20:56] <XIV96> I really think it has something to do with me deleting my minecraft folder from my application support
#2699 [20:56] <|Kiikun|> XIV96: do you click 'play offline' every time?
#2700 [20:57] <XIV96> No, I just type in my password and click login
#2701 [20:57] <|Kiikun|> ??> XIV96 account
#2702 [20:57] <VoxelHead> XIV96: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#2703 [20:57] <VoxelHead> XIV96: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#2704 [20:58] <Jackson413> <33333333333333333
#2705 [20:58] <zkxs> XIV96: You might try this: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#2706 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> your account isnt premium. you cant login and download the gamefiles unless youre premium. if your bank reversed payment, you can bug them or just repay. if somethign ELSE happened, help@mojang.com shoudl beable to help
#2707 [20:58] <xion2_> can anyone help me with an error report
#2708 [20:58] <xion2_> ???
#2709 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - What error report?
#2710 [20:59] <Jackson413> Yay dopefixed the bot
#2711 [20:59] <|Kiikun|> xion2_: not if youre relying on our omnisense.
#2712 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - Could you share that error report via pastebin.com and give us the URL so that we may read it?
#2713 [20:59] <zkxs> ??< sep
#2714 [20:59] <xion2_> well... do you want me to post it right here or on a diffrent website
#2715 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - Could you share that error report via pastebin.com and give us the URL so that we may read it?
#2716 [20:59] <XIV96> How do you explain how I have played for 2 months then? I'm confused
#2717 [20:59] <Jackson413> http://pastebin.com
#2718 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> XIV96 - Did you purchase minecraft from minecraft.net, or another 3rd party website?
#2719 [21:00] <XIV96> Yeah I purchased it from minecraft.net
#2720 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> XIV96 - Then talk to your bank, they may have disputed the charge and done a chargeback
#2721 [21:00] <XIV96> Oh
#2722 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> XIV96 - Mojang only reverses premium status if they receive word that payment was reversed
#2723 [21:01] <XIV96> Oh, okay thanks.
#2724 [21:01] <Jackson413> does that happen a lot Grey?
#2725 [21:01] <xion2_> ok...
#2726 [21:01] <xion2_> i have it
#2727 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Not frequent, but it does happen
#2728 [21:01] <xion2_> http://pastebin.com/ui4Z8Jdn
#2729 [21:01] <xion2_> i think
#2730 [21:01] <Jackson413> kiikun, q me\
#2731 [21:01] <xion2_> yup it works
#2732 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - Has minecraft ever worked for you before?
#2733 [21:02] <xion2_> yes... just a few minuits ago
#2734 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> xion2_ - Did you attempt to install any mods?
#2735 [21:02] <XIV96> Why would the bank dispute the charge?
#2736 [21:02] <xion2_> no
#2737 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> XIV96 - That's something for you to ask your bank
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#2739 [21:03] <XIV96> Okay. And there is no other way that they would make my account not premium?
#2740 [21:03] <Jackson413> are all mojang games written in java?
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#2742 [21:04] <Nerd20> hello ive downloaded the mincraft demo and it seems to run fine but i have no sound, why could that be?
#2743 [21:04] <xion2_> ...? minecraft demo?
#2744 [21:05] <xion2_> you mean the .30 version???
#2745 [21:05] <ledfall> Hi ive been running a vanilla server with me and my friends for a while and now and again they wouldnt be able to join and got an invalied server key error and today when i started the server no one can connect not even me
#2746 [21:06] <Nerd20> i guesso so someone here gave me a link to get the demo and it run okay i think but i dont have sound
#2747 [21:06] <xion2_> ... hmmm
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#2749 [21:06] <xion2_> well
#2750 [21:06] <zkxs> ledfall: What server version are you using?
#2751 [21:06] <xion2_> umm...
#2752 [21:06] <ledfall> 1.0 the run from minecraft.net
#2753 [21:07] <ledfall> *one
#2754 [21:07] <xion2_> it might be in the settings or something to do with the speakers
#2755 [21:07] <xion2_> do you run headset or speakers
#2756 [21:07] <zkxs> ledfall: Are you using the server.exe or the server.jar?
#2757 [21:07] <Nerd20> they are laptop speakers and im using earphones
#2758 [21:07] <ledfall> .exe
#2759 [21:08] <xion2_> ok...
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#2761 [21:08] <zkxs> ledfall: the server.exe is currently slightly out of date. The most recent server version is 1.0.1. Using minecraft_server.jar will fix the invalid key problem.
#2762 [21:08] <xion2_> and the sound wont work on bolth the built in speakers and headphones
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#2764 [21:08] <xion2_> ???
#2765 [21:09] <Nerd20> it wont work on niether
#2766 [21:09] <xion2_> oh...
#2767 [21:09] <xion2_> can you get sound from them with other programs
#2768 [21:09] <ledfall> alright so im gona try the .jar should i download from minecraft.net
#2769 [21:09] <ledfall> ?
#2770 [21:09] <AureliusM> ledfall: yes, use the 1.0.1 jar instead - the 1.0.0 exe has been known to give that key error (in my own tests in fact)
#2771 [21:10] <xion2_> ledfall: ya... it has
#2772 [21:10] <ledfall> alright im gona try
#2773 [21:11] <Nerd20> yes everything else works
#2774 [21:11] <xion2_> huh...
#2775 [21:11] <ledfall> i downloaded the server.jar but i still cant connect it cant find the server
#2776 [21:12] <xion2_> well r you running in the browser or in the .exe
#2777 [21:12] <Nerd20> what could it be, why don't have sound not even in the free versions i have sound
#2778 [21:12] <zkxs> ledfall: Are you actually running the file you just downloaded?
#2779 [21:12] <ledfall> Yes
#2780 [21:13] <zkxs> ledfall: And it is a black window with white text?
#2781 [21:13] <Nerd20> the sound doesn't work on the .exe or the browser
#2782 [21:13] <ledfall> its all white
#2783 [21:13] <xion2_> ok... and you know how to tweak the sound right?!?!
#2784 [21:13] <xion2_> ok... and you know how to tweak the sound right?!?!
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#2786 [21:13] <zkxs> ledfall: You are still running the exe file
#2787 [21:13] <xion2_> (in settings)
#2788 [21:14] <ledfall> Really....it says .jar but ill try again
#2789 [21:14] <zkxs> ledfall: You need to download and run this: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft_server.jar
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#2791 [21:15] <Nerd20> the setting are okay sound and music are up to 100%
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#2796 [21:16] <xion2_> ok, mac or pc... if pc what version?
#2797 [21:16] <Nerd20> pc windows premium 64 bit
#2798 [21:17] <xion2_> so... windows 7???
#2799 [21:17] <Nerd20> oh yeah sorry
#2800 [21:17] <xion2_> lol
#2801 [21:17] <xion2_> iz fine
#2802 [21:17] <xion2_> ok... when you press the volume thing in the bottom corner what happens
#2803 [21:17] <ledfall> i ran the .jar u sent me and it just started spamming in the box at qt.b(SourceFile:and tgeb random number
#2804 [21:17] <xion2_> is there 2 devices?
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#2806 [21:18] <ledfall> it stopped working and the window wont close
#2807 [21:18] <Nerd20> in the game or in windows?
#2808 [21:18] <daglitch> just registered new username. activated it in my email, but cant log on?
#2809 [21:18] <zkxs> ledfall: If you are trying to use the correct file, nothing should happen when you double click it.
#2810 [21:18] <xion2_> in windows...
#2811 [21:18] <xion2_> oh wait
#2812 [21:18] <xion2_> i forgot
#2813 [21:18] <xion2_> your speakers work
#2814 [21:18] <xion2_> ...
#2815 [21:18] <xion2_> nvm
#2816 [21:18] <zkxs> ledfall: It has to be started from the command line
#2817 [21:19] <xion2_> ok... drag this window to a side of the screen
#2818 [21:19] <Nerd20> yeah i can listen to everything cept the game
#2819 [21:19] <AureliusM> ledfall: you need to run that server.jar with that command line: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar
#2820 [21:19] <ledfall> do u just put that in when i run the server?
#2821 [21:19] <xion2_> ( the crome/ whatever you use
#2822 [21:19] <xion2_> and open up your appdata to minecraft files
#2823 [21:20] <ledfall> alright then servers.dat?
#2824 [21:20] <Nerd20> how do i get to the appdata
#2825 [21:20] <xion2_> ok...
#2826 [21:20] <xion2_> open the side bar thing
#2827 [21:21] <AureliusM> ledfall: I write a 3 line command file to do it: set APPDATA=%cd% / java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar / pause
#2828 [21:21] <xion2_> (the start bar)
#2829 [21:21] <zkxs> ledfall: Can you see file extensions on the end of you files? (.exe, .jar, .etc)?
#2830 [21:21] <AureliusM> replace the "/" with new lines
#2831 [21:21] <xion2_> (or whatever its called
#2832 [21:21] <Nerd20> side bar thing?
#2833 [21:21] <ledfall> .jar
#2834 [21:22] <Nerd20> oh ok
#2835 [21:22] <Nerd20> now where?
#2836 [21:22] <xion2_> and type in the serch bar: %appdata%
#2837 [21:22] <xion2_> go to roming
#2838 [21:22] <xion2_> than to .minecraft
#2839 [21:23] <xion2_> than there is a file in there called: options...
#2840 [21:23] <xion2_> its a txt file
#2841 [21:23] <Nerd20> yeah i got it
#2842 [21:24] <xion2_> and if the music and sound are at 0 than type in 1.0 for 100
#2843 [21:24] <ledfall> im lost
#2844 [21:24] <xion2_> gtg eat dinner now
#2845 [21:24] <Nerd20> they say 1.0
#2846 [21:26] <AureliusM> ledfall: go to the folder where you were running the server exe, make sure you movethe server jar there, and then write a 2 or 3 line batch file to launch the server jar. See also http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Setting_up_a_server
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#2850 [21:32] <Nerd20> I dont have sound in my game, can someone help?
#2851 [21:32] <ledfall> I created the new file with notepad and pasted the code in and named it startserver.bat
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#2853 [21:34] <zkxs> ledfall: Is it working? What happens when you double click startserver.bat?
#2854 [21:34] <zkxs> ledfall: Is it working? What happens when you double click startserver.bat?
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#2856 [21:34] <ledfall> it just open up the notepad with the code in it
#2857 [21:34] <ledfall> java -Xms512M -Xmx1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar
#2858 [21:34] <ledfall> is what i put in
#2859 [21:34] <Blackscreen> http://pastebin.com/YGs7BMz4
#2860 [21:34] <zkxs> This is what happens when windows hides file extensions
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#2862 [21:36] <zkxs> ledfall: from Windows Explorer, click "Organize", then "Folder and search options"
#2863 [21:36] <zkxs> ledfall: Click the “View” tab. Scroll down until you see “Hide extensions for known file types”, un-check this line here by clicking on the check box.
#2864 [21:37] <zkxs> After you do this, you will be able to see the real extensions of your files
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#2866 [21:40] <zkxs> ledfall: Were you able to unhide extensions?
#2867 [21:40] <ledfall> alright i unchecked hide file extensions
#2868 [21:40] <zkxs> All right, click apply/ok
#2869 [21:40] <ledfall> i did and i was abel to
#2870 [21:41] <zkxs> make sure startserver.bat is actually named startserver.bat and not startserver.bat.txt
#2871 [21:42] <zkxs> Also, make sure minecraft.jar isn't minecraft.jar.exe. If it isn't correct, you should redownload it.
#2872 [21:43] <zkxs> ledfall: Once everything has the correct filename, doubleclick startserver.bat
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#2875 [21:46] <Nerd20> okay so i dont know whose talking to who im still need help i dont have any sound if i play on the browser or .exe
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#2878 [21:46] <Arthus> Have a problem with loading a update, erm... help?
#2879 [21:46] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: that pastebin error log shows the OpenGL 1.3 problem; are you getting the crash very soon after starting minecraft? Also, what's your PC make and model?
#2880 [21:46] <ledfall> Sorry it said it terminated or something i didnt get ur last message
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#2883 [21:47] <zippity> i have an error that say it cant run the virtual java machine, is there an update i need?
#2884 [21:47] <CosmicVoyager> I dont underatdn how to determine what level I need to be for an enchanntmnt. Does having bookshelves make the reuqired level lower?
#2885 [21:47] <AureliusM> Blackscreen: if your PC contains an old ATI graphics card and you've tried the latest drivers from the manufacturer and it still fails, there is a last resort solution that has worked for some.
#2886 [21:47] <zkxs> Also, make sure minecraft.jar isn't minecraft.jar.exe. If it isn't correct, you should redownload it.
#2887 [21:47] <zkxs> ledfall: Once everything has the correct filename, doubleclick startserver.bat
#2888 [21:48] <Tluddy> Why can't mine craft run on my computer right now i was playing earlier i have to java but the thing just crashes on me what should i do
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#2890 [21:48] <ledfall> I do but it closes as soon as it opens
#2891 [21:48] <zkxs> ledfall: verify that minecraft_server.jar exists
#2892 [21:49] <CosmicVoyager> Help
#2893 [21:49] <zkxs> ledfall: it must have the *exact* same filename
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#2895 [21:49] <AureliusM> ledfall, put pause as the last line of the bat file
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#2897 [21:49] <ledfall> alright i fixed it
#2898 [21:49] <ledfall> im testing it now
#2899 [21:50] <Andres> hi im here cuase i cant get sound when i play minecraft
#2900 [21:50] <xion2_> hey... i have an error report
#2901 [21:50] <xion2_> http://pastebin.com/ui4Z8Jdn
#2902 [21:50] <ledfall> It still cant find the server!
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#2904 [21:51] <zkxs> ledfall: Is the black window w/ white text open?
#2905 [21:51] <ledfall> Yes
#2906 [21:51] <ledfall> It keeps saying its overloading though
#2907 [21:52] <ledfall> i mean it cant keep up
#2908 [21:52] <mr_A> Just downloaded minecraft for my kids. Does it only work in the browser? Can't find where it downloaded anything to my HD.
#2909 [21:52] <zkxs> ledfall: What IP address are you using to connect to the server?
#2910 [21:52] <zkxs> ??> mr_A win/client
#2911 [21:52] <ledfall> The one ive always used for it to work but now it dosent could it have changed?
#2912 [21:52] <VoxelHead> mr_A: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#2913 [21:53] <zkxs> ledfall: are you using 71.194.188.174?
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#2915 [21:53] <ledfall> yes
#2916 [21:54] <CosmicVoyager> I need help understanding enchanting. The begining of this page say "To enchant an item, you will need the required Experience level for the enchantment", but no where does it list the required experience levels. http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanting
#2917 [21:54] <mr_A> Right, that's what I got the first time. The only options are to Run, or Close. There's no Save function. So no desktop icons or anything?
#2918 [21:54] <zkxs> ledfall: Then your WAN IP hasn't changed. Does your computer use wifi?
#2919 [21:54] <DopeGhoti> CosmicVoyager: when you open the Enchanting table, it will tell you what levels are needed.
#2920 [21:54] <geraldbrent> Goodnight IRC
#2921 [21:54] <ledfall> yes
#2922 [21:55] <zkxs> ledfall: It is possible your LAN IP has been reassigned, which would mess up your port forwarding.
#2923 [21:55] <CosmicVoyager> dopeghoti, i mean how do i know what level i need to be for a particular enchantmnet such as silk touch?
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#2925 [21:55] <ledfall> alright im gona go look at my ports then
#2926 [21:55] <DopeGhoti> CosmicVoyager: it's random
#2927 [21:56] <buddy> I have a question, one of my friends chose a screename, that she gets major flack for, she is wondering if there is a way at all to change her screename, without losing beta...
#2928 [21:56] <CosmicVoyager> it says i need to be the reuqired level. i dont understand
#2929 [21:56] <CosmicVoyager> so i can get any enchantment at level 1/
#2930 [21:56] <CosmicVoyager> ?
#2931 [21:56] <zkxs> buddy: She could buy another account, but that is it.
#2932 [21:56] <buddy> ah ok, so no way to change it then... thanks for letting me know
#2933 [21:57] <DopeGhoti> CosmicVoyager: the levels of available anchangments depends on how many bookshelves are nearby
#2934 [21:57] <CosmicVoyager> i have 30
#2935 [21:57] <AureliusM> mr_A: have you downloaded the Minecraft.exe to your desktop and then double clicked it?
#2936 [21:57] <CosmicVoyager> What do the levels in this chart mean? Ar ethey my level or my level plus bookshelves? http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanting#Step_Two_-_Find_possible_enchantments
#2937 [21:57] <DopeGhoti> CosmicVoyager: more bookshelves will cause the table to present higher-level enchantments
#2938 [21:58] <zkxs> CosmicVoyager: If there aren't characters flying from the bookshelves to the enchanting bench, than they are too far away.
#2939 [21:58] <CosmicVoyager> I have the bookshelves placed correctly but the table alwats show 1 to 5
#2940 [21:59] <CosmicVoyager> The table shows Sik Touch 25 - 75 . WHat doe sthat mean? http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanting#Step_Two_-_Find_possible_enchantments
#2941 [21:59] <xion2_> anybody up for a random error report?
#2942 [21:59] <xion2_> http://pastebin.com/ui4Z8Jdn
#2943 [22:00] <CosmicVoyager> Do I have to be level 25?
#2944 [22:00] <CosmicVoyager> I read the whole wiki page and cant figure it out.
#2945 [22:00] <AureliusM> mr_A: you should see a rectangle titled Minecraft Launcher, with username, password fields and buttons Options and Login. Are you referring to the dialog from your internet browser instead?
#2946 [22:00] <mr_A> Ok, think I figured it out, just had to move the exe from the downloads folder in browser to desktop, and it opens from there.
#2947 [22:01] <Andres> can anyone help with my sound problem?
#2948 [22:01] <zkxs> xion2_: you might try updating your video drivers?
#2949 [22:01] <xion2_> ... ok
#2950 [22:01] <ledfall> Its working again i cant thank you enough!
#2951 [22:02] <xion2_> zkxs: "there are no avalible updates
#2952 [22:02] <Andres> i dont have sound when i play minecraft whether i play it on the browser or the .exe
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#2954 [22:02] <zkxs> ledfall: No problem. If you are interested in preventing it from happening again, you might want to research static IPs vs DHCP
#2955 [22:02] <AureliusM> CosmicVoyager: the table will show levels from 1 to 50 if you have 30 bookshelves correctly placed. Place other blocks around the table and it reduces the levels available.
#2956 [22:02] <zkxs> ledfall: Or you could just remember how you fixed it this time :)
#2957 [22:03] <ledfall> I will thank you very much! See ya!
#2958 [22:03] <zkxs> xion2_: does this occur both in-browser and with the launcher?
#2959 [22:03] <xion2_> let me see...
#2960 [22:04] <dr_bibble> i was trying to download the aether mod and i messed up didnt work minecraft jar was a big mess so i deleted it thinking i could re download
#2961 [22:04] <CosmicVoyager> I figured it out! There was snow on the ground stopping the shelves from working! LOL
#2962 [22:04] <zkxs> ??> dr_bibble forceupdate
#2963 [22:04] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2964 [22:04] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2965 [22:04] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#2967 [22:05] <dr_bibble> oooooohh well too late already deleted
#2968 [22:05] <zkxs> dr_bibble: You deleted the launcher?
#2969 [22:06] <xion2_> zkxs: yes... in browser as well
#2970 [22:06] <dr_bibble> i just deleted minecraft jar
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#2972 [22:08] <zkxs> dr_bibble: Do you use the .exe launcher?
#2973 [22:08] <zkxs> xion2_: Has minecraft worked before on that computer?
#2974 [22:08] <dr_bibble> im not sure
#2975 [22:09] <zkxs> Well, start minecraft how you normally do and do what VoxelHead told you.
#2976 [22:10] <dr_bibble> it says done loading then blank screen
#2977 [22:11] <zkxs> Did you do the forceupdate thing?
#2978 [22:11] <dr_bibble> i couldnt find options
#2979 [22:11] <zkxs> ??> dr_bibble forceupdate
#2980 [22:11] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2981 [22:11] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2982 [22:11] <xion2_> yes... and the force update thing
#2983 [22:12] <zkxs> xion2_: you force updated?
#2984 [22:13] <dr_bibble> yes! found force update
#2985 [22:14] <zkxs> dr_bibble: does minecraft work now?
#2986 [22:14] <dr_bibble> it works!
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#2988 [22:16] <zkxs> xion2_: did forceupdate work?
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#2993 [22:29] <sprocket> Is it possible the play minecraft on a nook color?
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#2995 [22:33] <xion2_> LOL
#2996 [22:33] <xion2_> doubt it
#2997 [22:33] <subatomic74> Hey guys, hows it going? I need account help. I know you don't provide account help here, but any ideas on the best way to get through to mojang? They are'nt answering my numerous emails
#2998 [22:33] <xion2_> zkxs: nope it didnt
#2999 [22:33] <zkxs> sprocket: It doesn't look like the Nook Color is supported..
#3000 [22:34] <sprocket> i am trying to cheat around the system i figured there wasn't i am trying to make it so
#3001 [22:34] <sprocket> coding is a pain but i guess it can't be avoided
#3002 [22:35] <xion2_> zkxs: it gives me the same error report
#3003 [22:35] <zkxs> xion2_: Have you tried reinstalling java?
#3004 [22:35] <xion2_> no... but i can
#3005 [22:35] <xion2_> and i will now
#3006 [22:35] <sprocket> any ideas on coding for on an android based device
#3007 [22:35] <zkxs> xion2_: Are you on a laptop or netbook?
#3008 [22:36] <xion2_> desktop
#3009 [22:36] <zkxs> xion2_: How old is it?
#3010 [22:36] <xion2_> ummm... 2 years... starting at cristmas
#3011 [22:36] <xion2_> everything is up to date though
#3012 [22:36] <zkxs> How much RAM does it have, and what is the GPU?
#3013 [22:36] <zkxs> How much RAM does it have, and what is the GPU?
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#3015 [22:37] <xion2_> 0 ram... i don't know how to check gpu ( idk what it is) but it has like ATON of memory
#3016 [22:38] <zkxs> ??> xion2_ win/dxdiag
#3017 [22:38] <VoxelHead> xion2_: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3018 [22:38] <VoxelHead> xion2_: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3019 [22:38] <xion2_> 910 gb's
#3020 [22:38] <zkxs> I want to eliminate the possibility of this being a hardware issue.
#3021 [22:39] <zkxs> memory=RAM storage=hard disk space
#3022 [22:39] <zkxs> ... 0 ram?
#3023 [22:39] <zkxs> Minecraft needs more than 0 ram.
#3024 [22:40] <xion2_> well... nor ram physicaly instaled... so like the disks..
#3025 [22:40] <xion2_> when it comes to inside the computer, i get lost
#3026 [22:40] <zkxs> ...if you had no ram, you computer wouldn't boot
#3027 [22:40] <zkxs> the dxdiag will tell me the specs
#3028 [22:41] <xion2_> well... i have 910 gb's
#3029 [22:41] <zkxs> ?? win/dxdiag
#3030 [22:41] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3031 [22:41] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3032 [22:42] <xion2_> well... it opend a directx dignostic tool...
#3033 [22:42] <zkxs> Just keep following the instructions.
#3034 [22:42] <xion2_> ok
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#3036 [22:44] <xion2_> here
#3037 [22:44] <xion2_> http://pastebin.com/9WEkNLxM
#3038 [22:45] <sprocket> zkxs do you know if there is any plans to make minecraft avaible for the nook color
#3039 [22:45] <zkxs> I have no idea. I would refer to Google.
#3040 [22:46] <sprocket> oh ok thanks a million though
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#3042 [22:48] <zkxs> xion2_: If you didn't know you GPU, how did you update your graphics drivers?
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#3046 [22:53] <zkxs> xion2_: This is the most recent driver for your graphics device: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20601/a08/Win7Vista_64_151718.exe
#3047 [22:53] <zkxs> I don't know what version you have installed...
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#3049 [22:55] <zkxs> xion2_: scratch that, the version I linked to is newer
#3050 [22:55] <zkxs> xion2_: You should download and install it ^
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#3052 [23:06] <xion2_> ok
#3053 [23:06] <xion2_> sorry...
#3054 [23:06] <xion2_> my mom draged me out to finish some homework
#3055 [23:07] <xion2_> and i updated my graphics driver through the windows updater...
#3056 [23:07] <xion2_> it usualy has all the things i need
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#3059 [23:10] <zkxs> xion2_: I need to go sleep now. I'd try that update if I were you.
#3060 [23:10] <zkxs> This looks like an OpenGL issue to me, which generally means out of date GFX drivers
#3061 [23:12] <langkid1> hello!!
#3062 [23:12] * langkid1 waves
#3062 [23:12] * langkid1 waves again o/
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#3063 [23:13] <statue> Is it odd if I'm seeing a slime (big) at least once every five minutes, both day and night?
#3064 [23:13] <statue> right now there are 7 big slimes outside of my house.
#3065 [23:13] <statue> It's been going on all day.
#3066 [23:14] <xion2_> yes it is natural
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#3068 [23:15] <xion2_> they spawn night or day... light or dark
#3069 [23:15] <statue> really? Before today, I only saw one once in a blue moon
#3070 [23:15] <statue> now there are seven right outside of my house
#3071 [23:15] <xion2_> well your mine might be in a slime chunk or something
#3072 [23:15] <statue> huh, neat.
#3073 [23:16] <xion2_> maby notch made a secret update that made it so slime spawn more often
#3074 [23:16] <xion2_> but any way... its pretty lucky
#3075 [23:16] <langkid1> statue, there's blue moons?!?!?!?!?
#3076 [23:16] <langkid1> :O
#3077 [23:16] <statue> langkid1: huh?
#3078 [23:16] <xion2_> lol
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#3080 [23:17] <statue> what about blue moons?
#3081 [23:17] <langkid1> <statue> really? Before today, I only saw one once in a blue moon
#3082 [23:17] <lifelesslump> is anyone else getting stuck on "Downloading terrain"?
#3083 [23:18] <hmw> langkid1: it's a figure of speech, once in a a blue moon = rarely, not often
#3084 [23:18] <statue> haha!
#3085 [23:18] <langkid1> I know that hmw
#3086 [23:18] <langkid1> I'm just wondering...
#3087 [23:18] <langkid1> maybe notch DID add blue moons!
#3088 [23:18] <langkid1> with all the crazy things he's been doing like making the sun round
#3089 [23:18] <statue> nope, gray moon it is.
#3090 [23:18] <xion2_> i think he was saying it just to be funny... like something i would do
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#3092 [23:19] <User> Hello?
#3093 [23:19] <statue> HAHAHAH I just threw a creeper at 3 huge slimes.
#3094 [23:19] <hmw> we see you
#3095 [23:19] <User> I have a problem I need help with
#3096 [23:19] <xion2_> yes?
#3097 [23:20] <Lordtac> well I seem to be suffering from a persistent memory leak (client sided of course)
#3098 [23:21] <Lordtac> which occured directly after installing the technic pack over the yog-box mod (accidentally using winrar to extract the technic pack as well)
#3099 [23:21] <Lordtac> after removing the mods
#3100 [23:21] <Lordtac> the leak persists
#3101 [23:21] <xion2_> ... hmmm
#3102 [23:21] <hmw> Windows?
#3103 [23:21] <lifelesslump> so does anyone know why the server is down?
#3104 [23:21] <Lordtac> my machine isn't very weak either
#3105 [23:21] <Lordtac> quad core 2.6ghz per core
#3106 [23:21] <Lordtac> 2gb ram
#3107 [23:21] <hmw> ??> Lordtac win/reinst
#3108 [23:21] <VoxelHead> Lordtac: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3109 [23:21] <xion2_> i dont know why?!?!
#3110 [23:21] <VoxelHead> Lordtac: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3111 [23:22] <xion2_> i want the server to be up
#3112 [23:22] <lifelesslump> i want the server up too
#3113 [23:22] <Lordtac> THank you voxel
#3114 [23:22] <Lordtac> I will try that as soon as I get done with some chores
#3115 [23:22] <hmw> !isdown
#3116 [23:22] <GreyBot> hmw: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3117 [23:22] <Lordtac> *heads off*
#3118 [23:22] <lifelesslump> well it keeps getting stuck at downloading terrain
#3119 [23:23] <lifelesslump> not sure how to fix that
#3120 [23:23] <xion2_> hmm...
#3121 [23:23] <xion2_> ?
#3122 [23:23] <xion2_> idk
#3123 [23:23] <hmw> lifelesslump: are others able to play?
#3124 [23:23] <lifelesslump> not my friend
#3125 [23:23] <hmw> lifelesslump: you could give me that server's address, so I can check
#3126 [23:23] <lifelesslump> we have a server
#3127 [23:24] <lifelesslump> well i created it, with the server tool.
#3128 [23:24] <lifelesslump> should i make one normaly?
#3129 [23:25] <hmw> sounds like a good idea. What server "tool" do you mean?
#3130 [23:25] <lifelesslump> the one at minecraft.net
#3131 [23:25] <xion2_> you mean bukket?
#3132 [23:25] <lifelesslump> that runs the server for you. worked forever then a few days ago all of a sudden down
#3133 [23:25] <hmw> if you used that one, there is no more normal way to do it
#3134 [23:25] <lifelesslump> and im not sure
#3135 [23:26] <lifelesslump> could it be that he had a mod?
#3136 [23:26] <lifelesslump> it failed then it seemed after that it tstopped working
#3137 [23:26] <hmw> lifelesslump: reinstall, use the vanilla server and see, if the problem persists
#3138 [23:26] <hmw> ?? win/reinst
#3139 [23:26] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3140 [23:26] <lifelesslump> worked for some time then glitched out
#3141 [23:26] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3142 [23:27] <lifelesslump> ok thanks ill check that out
#3143 [23:27] <hmw> lifelesslump: you could also try to create a new world for testing, if the world might have become corrup
#3144 [23:28] <lifelesslump> yeah that might be it too. god i hope not we built a huge tower and have a bunch of awesome stuff
#3145 [23:28] <lifelesslump> ok let me see if that other fix worked
#3146 [23:28] <xion2_> hey, just wondering... can you add any mods to a multiplayer server with the vinnila server?
#3147 [23:28] <hmw> there are some mods for the vanilla, iirc
#3148 [23:29] <xion2_> soooo.... you can without bukket?
#3149 [23:29] <hmw> bukket uses plugins, not mods.
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#3151 [23:30] <xion2_> ohhh... true!
#3152 [23:30] <xion2_> to shay
#3153 [23:30] <JusExcon> My minecraft freezes when I attempt to play, installed two mods - OptiFine (Dual Core) and Mine Little Pony - on a Dell Dimension E520 - any help trying to make it so minecraft doesn't freeze?
#3154 [23:30] <lifelesslump> ok so i have no multiplayer world. but the files still exist right? it says our name in the saves so is our world gone?
#3155 [23:33] <xion2_> oh my god... my hamster is such a ninja
#3156 [23:33] <xion2_> she climbs the side of the cage
#3157 [23:36] <xion2_> LIKE A BOSS
#3158 [23:37] <hmw> ??> JusExcon mods
#3159 [23:37] <VoxelHead> JusExcon: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers, as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3160 [23:37] <VoxelHead> JusExcon: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#3161 [23:37] <JusExcon> However
#3162 [23:37] <hmw> ??> JusExcon win/reinst
#3163 [23:37] <VoxelHead> JusExcon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3164 [23:37] <VoxelHead> JusExcon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3165 [23:38] <JusExcon> Ok, but this is different
#3166 [23:38] <JusExcon> with/without the mods, the game still freezes
#3167 [23:38] <JusExcon> on certain settings
#3168 [23:38] <hmw> what settings
#3169 [23:39] <JusExcon> wait, let me test it out
#3170 [23:39] <JusExcon> i just got java jdk 7
#3171 [23:39] <hmw> ah, install 1.6.0_30
#3172 [23:39] <DopeGhoti> ??> JusExcon java/1.7
#3173 [23:39] <VoxelHead> JusExcon: (java/1.7) Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#3174 [23:39] <JusExcon> oh, ok then
#3175 [23:40] <xion2_> ya... sucks
#3176 [23:40] <JusExcon> but, however, before that, i had jdk 6
#3177 [23:40] <xion2_> hey...
#3178 [23:40] <xion2_> i have an error report that never got answered
#3179 [23:42] <hmw> what error
#3180 [23:43] <JusExcon> Does minecraft depend on just the CPU?
#3181 [23:43] <JusExcon> Or is it both CPU and GPU?
#3182 [23:44] <hmw> JusExcon: both, intensively
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#3184 [23:45] <Jackson413> kealper?
#3185 [23:45] <JusExcon> then it's my GPU that's bogging down minecraft
#3186 [23:45] <JusExcon> that's my best guess
#3187 [23:45] <JusExcon> because currently, i use the onboard graphics
#3188 [23:45] <JusExcon> i need a new graphics card
#3189 [23:46] <hmw> JusExcon: win/dxdiag
#3190 [23:46] <Kealper> rawr
#3191 [23:46] <hmw> ??> JusExcon: win/dxdiag
#3192 [23:46] <VoxelHead> JusExcon:: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3193 [23:46] <VoxelHead> JusExcon:: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#3194 [23:48] <JusExcon> http://pastebin.com/N1yZWei3
#3195 [23:48] <Jackson413> KEALPER!!!
#3196 [23:48] * Jackson413 tackle hugs kealper
#3196 [23:49] <Jackson413> Kealper, up for a laugh?
#3197 [23:49] <Kealper> uhh..... possibly?
#3198 [23:49] <Jackson413> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Batman&oldid=138212866
#3199 [23:50] <Jackson413> made my day
#3200 [23:50] <Kealper> lol.....
#3201 [23:50] <Jackson413> my brother pissed himself
#3202 [23:50] <Kealper> he should get that checked out then :o
#3203 [23:52] <hmw> JusExcon: i found this driver for you, perhaps updating will help: http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/04/DriverDetails/DriverFileFormats?c=us&l=en&s=bsd&cs=04&DriverId=R148017
#3204 [23:53] <JusExcon> maybe
#3205 [23:53] <hmw> JusExcon: but your "loading world" issue is due to Java 7
#3206 [23:54] <JusExcon> actually
#3207 [23:54] <JusExcon> i installed it while in this current chat
#3208 [23:54] <JusExcon> it still happened before
#3209 [23:54] <JusExcon> i think it was a problem with the graphics drivers
#3210 [23:54] <hmw> JusExcon: well, besides updating drivers, reinstalling java and the game, i have no suggestions
#3211 [23:55] <JusExcon> ah, ok
#3212 [23:57] <DopeGhoti> JusExcon: did you already try a new user profile?
#3213 [23:57] <JusExcon> yes
#3214 [23:57] <JusExcon> it's more likely the onboard graphics
#3215 [23:57] <JusExcon> i can't actually update it, troell (dell) is forcing me to stick with a very old graphics card driver
#3216 [23:59] <hmw> Jackson413: a friend just told me, that there were 4 "nuh"s missing
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