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#4 [00:29] <krebbit> I paid for Minecraft, but when I try to open it the window closes. How do I play it?
#5 [00:33] * Kealper cracks open a hard iced tea
#5 [00:33] <Kealper> krebbit: do you know your computer specs off-hand?
#6 [00:33] <Kealper> (if not, that isn't a problem, we can tell you how to get them)
#7 [00:35] <Omega_Guardian> ok, what is it with judges being so full of awful? It seems to be a trend :P
#8 [00:36] <Omega_Guardian> US one just ruled tjhat a defendent can be forced to decrypt hard drive
#9 [00:36] <Kealper> Omega_Guardian: that's the point of TrueCrypt and having encryption two-levels deep
#10 [00:36] <Omega_Guardian> yep
#11 [00:37] <Kealper> so even if you decrypt it, it looks like garbage data that decrypted incorrectly
#12 [00:37] <Omega_Guardian> judges where supposed to be among the smartest, most un-biased people far as I knew :P
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#14 [00:38] <Kealper> in any country other than the US? most likely.. inside the US? ehh... they err to the highest bidder
#15 [00:41] <oldtopman> Omega_Guardian: You have to decrypt data >.>
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#17 [00:41] <oldtopman> Pedophile has data encrypted =>
#18 [00:41] <confuzzled> hello
#19 [00:41] <oldtopman> Jugde "dammit, we have no evidence bai"
#20 [00:41] <confuzzled> <--needs help
#21 [00:41] <Kealper> confuzzled: uhh.... hi lol
#22 [00:41] <Kealper> you might have walked in at an odd time :P
#23 [00:42] <Kealper> confuzzled: what's the issue you're having?
#24 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: Any good encryption software will have a duress code that either gives honeypot data, or "accidentally" corrupts the drive.
#25 [00:42] <confuzzled> my client can't connect with minecraft.net
#26 [00:42] <confuzzled> and the in-browser versions just loads a black screen
#27 [00:42] <DopeGhoti> confuzzled: who is your client? Can we confer with he, she, or it directly?
#28 [00:42] <confuzzled> Ah...
#29 [00:43] <confuzzled> client as in the downloaded version of the game
#30 [00:43] <DopeGhoti> ?? specs
#31 [00:43] <VoxelHead> specs: Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#32 [00:43] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: i once made an encryption algorithm that would allow you to "decrypt" the data with any key you wanted, but only the correct key would return the actual data, any others would just scramble the already-encrypted data up, rendering the file almost useless
#33 [00:44] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: that would qualify as a good encryption suite.
#34 [00:44] <Kealper> unfortunately it's sub-par in speed because it's written in AutoIt
#35 [00:44] <confuzzled> Custom PC, Win7homePremium(64) 8gigs, nvidia, and unsure of the java version
#36 [00:44] <Kealper> and if my spelling is off... my excuse is i'm in the process of getting slightly inebriated
#37 [00:45] <DopeGhoti> ??> confuzzled java/version
#38 [00:45] <VoxelHead> confuzzled: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#39 [00:45] <VoxelHead> confuzzled: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#40 [00:45] <confuzzled> Version 6 Update 29
#41 [00:46] <DopeGhoti> Try grabbing the latest version after uninstalling the old version, which you have
#42 [00:46] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/64bitjava
#43 [00:46] <VoxelHead> win/64bitjava: I f[bleep]cking hate Oracle's web site. Get Win64 java here: http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6u30-b12/jre-6u30-windows-x64.exe
#44 [00:47] <DopeGhoti> ..see ya
#45 [00:47] <Kealper> lol
#46 [00:47] <Kealper> one thing i hate about mibbit, if the user gets disconnected, it'll still send a QUIT once it determines they are no longer there
#47 [00:48] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: remember when there was an official FTP server from whence to get Java at static URIs?
#48 [00:48] <DopeGhoti> Me too.
#49 [00:48] <Kealper> hard to tell if someone randomly quits or if they just got disconnected legitly
#50 [00:48] <DopeGhoti> for a laugh, check out ftp.oracle.com sometime
#51 [00:48] * Kealper looks
#51 [00:49] <Kealper> wat
#52 [00:49] <DopeGhoti> most pointless /pub heierarchy ever.
#53 [00:50] <Kealper> so i've noticed lol
#54 [00:50] <Kealper> it looks like they purposely made this just to troll the people who know about it lol
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#56 [00:54] <DopeGhoti> It really does.
#57 [00:54] <DopeGhoti> I'm baffled why FTP has fallen into such disuse.
#58 [00:54] <DopeGhoti> HTTP is not meant to shuffle large binary files around. That's what FTP is frelling /for/.
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#60 [00:55] <beingben> Anyone know why I cant edit blocks in the end?
#61 [01:06] <DopeGhoti> Lack of patience?
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#63 [01:08] <standuhman> I need help starting a server and getting multiplayer to work
#64 [01:08] <standuhman> i just bought the game and am trying to set it up so that my work buddy who only has done singleplayer and i can play
#65 [01:09] <standuhman> Plz Help
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#67 [01:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> standuhman smp/serversetup
#68 [01:11] <VoxelHead> standuhman: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#69 [01:11] <VoxelHead> standuhman: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#70 [01:11] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#71 [01:11] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Mojang is a Good Company. http://is.gd/SS8em3
#72 [01:11] <standuhman> I have downloaded the server link on the main site
#73 [01:12] <standuhman> but when i load its just this white box with a chat box and info in it.. dont know how to get the ip or what to do next
#74 [01:12] <DopeGhoti> standuhman: to see your IP:
#75 [01:12] <DopeGhoti> ?? ip/external
#76 [01:12] <VoxelHead> ip/external: Places to go to learn your external (WAN) IP address: http://www.ipchicken.com/ http://www.moanmyip.com/ http://www.whatismyip.com/
#77 [01:13] <DopeGhoti> If the server is behind a router, you will need to set up port forwarding.
#78 [01:17] <standuhman> ok so if i go to ipchicken
#79 [01:17] <standuhman> it tells me my ip
#80 [01:18] <standuhman> ok now when i run the minecraft server does that mean my server is running or do i have to type something into the chat box
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#82 [01:21] <ddogadieddog> is any1 here?
#83 [01:22] <DopeGhoti> ddogadieddog: sometimes.
#84 [01:22] <DopeGhoti> standuhman: you would use that IP in the clients at the address to connect to
#85 [01:23] <ddogadieddog> hi
#86 [01:23] <DopeGhoti> Top o' the mornin' to ye.
#87 [01:24] <ddogadieddog> can you help me with something or are u here to ask to?
#88 [01:24] <standuhman> When I did that it said it couldnt find anything
#89 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> ddogadieddog ask
#90 [01:24] <VoxelHead> ddogadieddog: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#91 [01:24] <VoxelHead> ddogadieddog: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#92 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> standuhman: if that's the case, you may need to set up the port forwarding, as mentioned earlier.
#93 [01:24] <standuhman> cant reach server is what it says
#94 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> the wiki article I pointed you to earlier has information on that.
#95 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> see also www.portforward.com
#96 [01:25] <ddogadieddog> everytime i try to log in with the Launcher (browser just freezes for me) it says cannot connect to minecraft,net this isnt my account cos a mate can log on at his place with the account this started last night can you please help?
#97 [01:26] <DopeGhoti> ddogadieddog: does your Windows username happen to have any punctuation like for example a '!', in it?
#98 [01:27] <ddogadieddog> no it doesnt
#99 [01:27] <ddogadieddog> same as my irc
#100 [01:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> ddogadieddog win/profile
#101 [01:27] <VoxelHead> ddogadieddog: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#102 [01:27] <VoxelHead> ddogadieddog: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#103 [01:27] <ddogadieddog> ok i will try that :)
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#107 [01:49] <ddogadieddog> hello again
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#110 [01:51] <ddogadieddog> um ok so i re downloaded my mc on new user and try to put my user and pass in and it wont connect :/ would re installing java or system restore help maybe?
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#112 [02:00] <teyet> so just set up minecraft account for my son and nothing seems to be working as in tutorials
#113 [02:00] <teyet> no worlds are generated or available to play and cannot access any multiplayer
#114 [02:04] <teyet> anyone??
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#116 [02:06] <teyet> hmmm'
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#122 [02:22] <ddogadieddog> any1 who tried to help me before here?
#123 [02:30] <ddogadieddog> ok here's the deal i was playin a smp server last night i logged off for a sec when i tried to come back on i got this msg http://lookpic.com/O/i2/1355/gSxAhIMK.jpeg
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#125 [02:31] <ddogadieddog> i have tried Re installing java a new user even system restore nothing works can any1 help me?
#126 [02:33] <ddogadieddog> ok here's the deal i was playin a smp server last night i logged off for a sec when i tried to come back on i got this msg http://lookpic.com/O/i2/1355/gSxAhIMK.jpeg i have tried Re installing java a new user even system restore nothing works can any1 help me?
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#128 [02:35] <ddogadieddog> soz wrong link
#129 [02:35] <ddogadieddog> http://lookpic.com/O/i2/1355/gSxAhIMK.jpeg
#130 [02:35] <ddogadieddog> oh pft just hav to copy and paste it cant click the link
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#132 [02:46] <ddogadieddog> can any1 help me?
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#136 [03:22] <VincibleStatue4> hello when i sign into minecraft it says cannot connect to minecraft.net and i am connected to the internet any ideas?
#137 [03:22] <HaLfPiPe4> when i sign in it also says cannot connect to minecraft.net and it works for other people
#138 [03:22] <VincibleStatue4> ikr
#139 [03:23] <VincibleStatue4> when i sign into minecraft.net it says
#140 [03:23] <VincibleStatue4> " The site's security certificate has expired! You attempted to reach www.minecraft.net, but the server presented an expired certificate. No information is available to indicate whether that certificate has been compromised since its expiry. This means that Google Chrome cannot guarantee that you are communicating with www.minecraft.net and not an attacker. Y
#141 [03:23] <HaLfPiPe4> omg same
#142 [03:23] <VincibleStatue4> :( you using a laptop or desktop?
#143 [03:23] <HaLfPiPe4> desktop
#144 [03:23] <VincibleStatue4> im using a laptop
#145 [03:24] <HaLfPiPe4> oh yea is ur time right?
#146 [03:24] <VincibleStatue4> time?
#147 [03:24] <HaLfPiPe4> time and date supposabley fixing it lets u log in but mines fine :/
#148 [03:24] <VincibleStatue4> same
#149 [03:24] <VincibleStatue4> not my acount i got 2 acounts both dun work
#150 [03:25] <HaLfPiPe4> it works for another computer in my house tho so it weird
#151 [03:25] <VincibleStatue4> i have asked a mod on a popular server he has no idea
#152 [03:25] <VincibleStatue4> :/ yours windows 7?
#153 [03:25] <HaLfPiPe4> yea
#154 [03:25] <VincibleStatue4> same
#155 [03:25] <HaLfPiPe4> gonna reset modem brb
#156 [03:25] <VincibleStatue4> it worked on my windows xp but that broke 2 days ago
#157 [03:26] <VincibleStatue4> ok
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#159 [03:31] <mib_bxwnyk> so uhh.. i need some help
#160 [03:31] <mib_bxwnyk> Im trying to install the LB photo realism texture pack but it isnt working out... at all
#161 [03:32] <mib_bxwnyk> so can anyone help?
#162 [03:32] <VincibleStatue4> well when i log in... i can't log in
#163 [03:33] <tristman169> anybody here?
#164 [03:33] <DopeGhoti> VincibleStatue4: What is the time and date that your computer thinks it is?
#165 [03:33] <VincibleStatue4> nope me and you
#166 [03:34] <VincibleStatue4> 6:36pm
#167 [03:34] <VincibleStatue4> south east australia
#168 [03:34] <DopeGhoti> what is the time _and date_ that your computer thinks it is?
#169 [03:34] <VincibleStatue4> 1/24 2012
#170 [03:34] <tristman169> 1.24.2012
#171 [03:35] <VincibleStatue4> yes
#172 [03:35] <tristman169> so can u help?
#173 [03:35] <VincibleStatue4> trist need an update?
#174 [03:35] <DopeGhoti> VincibleStatue4: And you are still getting that "SSL Cert Expired" error?
#175 [03:36] <VincibleStatue4> no im getting thhe "can't connect to minecraft.net" one
#176 [03:36] <DopeGhoti> Hm.
#177 [03:36] <VincibleStatue4> its a netbook windows 7 starter if t hat helps
#178 [03:37] <tristman169> so.. ive been trying to install a texture pack nd it isnt working..
#179 [03:37] <tristman169> I really want a good texture pack but its really pissing me off
#180 [03:37] <VincibleStatue4> i use deafalt
#181 [03:37] <DopeGhoti> VincibleStatue4: can you go to this URL in a broaser and tell me what you see? https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
#182 [03:37] <VincibleStatue4> i can't tell what stuff are if i don't
#183 [03:37] <DopeGhoti> tristman169: We don't support texture packs that require modding the game.
#184 [03:37] <VincibleStatue4> k
#185 [03:38] <VincibleStatue4> i get a srs error for that
#186 [03:38] <VincibleStatue4> ssl*
#187 [03:38] <DopeGhoti> What error, exactly?
#188 [03:38] <DopeGhoti> and which browser?
#189 [03:39] <VincibleStatue4> The site's security certificate has expired! You attempted to reach login.minecraft.net, but the server presented an expired certificate. No information is available to indicate whether that certificate has been compromised since its expiry. This means that Google Chrome cannot guarantee that you are communicating with login.minecraft.net and not an attacker.
#190 [03:39] <VincibleStatue4> google crome
#191 [03:39] <DopeGhoti> Interesting
#192 [03:39] <VincibleStatue4> do i say proced?
#193 [03:39] <DopeGhoti> That cert is not set to expire for anouther couple of hours.
#194 [03:39] <DopeGhoti> Yes, proceed please.
#195 [03:40] <tristman169> sweet! i wanted to pay 25$ to get an awesome looking texture pack for minecraft (only reason i bought it today) to be told no one will help on the irc cause they don't support it.. awesome
#196 [03:40] <VincibleStatue4> bad login it says
#197 [03:40] <DopeGhoti> I'm not familiar with Australian geography.. Are you in the same time zone at Sydney?
#198 [03:40] <DopeGhoti> okay, that's what you should see there
#199 [03:40] <VincibleStatue4> ye im pre sure
#200 [03:40] <DopeGhoti> but the SSL error, you should not, and is probably related to the problem you're having.
#201 [03:40] <VincibleStatue4> yes
#202 [03:41] <DopeGhoti> If you're in the same time zone as Sydney, your clock is off. Please set it to 0740
#203 [03:41] <VincibleStatue4> i get the problem when i use a prxy site at school...
#204 [03:41] <VincibleStatue4> ok
#205 [03:41] <DopeGhoti> The proxy may be interfering with the SSL transaction; some proxies do that inadvertantly.
#206 [03:41] <VincibleStatue4> my clock o9n my computer is a hour slow
#207 [03:41] <DopeGhoti> SSL requires that the server and client agree pretty closely with the time.
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#209 [03:43] <VincibleStatue4> done
#210 [03:44] <VincibleStatue4> ill try
#211 [03:45] <DopeGhoti> tristman169: You paid $25 for a texture pack?
#212 [03:45] <VincibleStatue4> textur packs are free
#213 [03:45] <DopeGhoti> VincibleStatue4: Generally, yes.
#214 [03:45] <DopeGhoti> Hence my incredulity.
#215 [03:46] <VincibleStatue4> and it didnt work stiill has that erroe msg
#216 [03:46] <DopeGhoti> Hmm.
#217 [03:47] <VincibleStatue4> its within a min oof the correct time
#218 [03:47] <DopeGhoti> Well, the fact that you got the correct message when you went past the SSL warning asserts that the site itself is online.
#219 [03:48] <VincibleStatue4> hmm
#220 [03:48] <tristman169> no i was meaning the 26 i spent on minecraft
#221 [03:48] <tristman169> lol
#222 [03:48] <VincibleStatue4> lol triston
#223 [03:49] <VincibleStatue4> it has the -h-t-t-p-s still
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#225 [03:49] <VincibleStatue4> the login thing u sent me
#226 [03:50] <DopeGhoti> I was just able to download, start, and log into Minecraft with no trouble.
#227 [03:50] <VincibleStatue4> odd
#228 [03:50] <VincibleStatue4> you wan't to try use something like teamsviewer?
#229 [03:52] <VincibleStatue4> Dope? wanna try use a screenshare system?
#230 [03:53] <DopeGhoti> I don't have the time for that right now; it's 0153 and I will be heading to bed somewhat soon in all likelihood.
#231 [03:54] <VincibleStatue4> :(
#232 [03:54] <DopeGhoti> I am, however, trying to inform the folks @ Mojang about the SSL cert issue.
#233 [03:54] <VincibleStatue4> i wanna play minecraft
#234 [03:54] <VincibleStatue4> ok so they might do all the hard work?
#235 [03:54] <DopeGhoti> I imagine they'll get on updating the SSL cert rather rapidly.
#236 [03:55] <VincibleStatue4> hope tell me if you get a reply
#237 [04:04] <VincibleStatue4> fyi i had this problem for 5 hours noe
#238 [04:04] <VincibleStatue4> tnow*
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#244 [04:16] <VincibleStatue4> anythhing yet?
#245 [04:18] <lemon-rev> VincibleStatue4 sorry whats your trouble ?
#246 [04:18] <DopeGhoti> SSL cert failures affecting client login
#247 [04:18] <DopeGhoti> I have confirmed the SSL cert is about an hour from expiring.
#248 [04:18] <VincibleStatue4> what he said
#249 [04:19] <VincibleStatue4> so can i get on un about an hour?
#250 [04:19] <VincibleStatue4> in*
#251 [04:19] <DopeGhoti> No, that's when everyone and their brother suddenly might have the same problem you do.
#252 [04:19] <lemon-rev> ok
#253 [04:19] <DopeGhoti> Oh and also countless others wondering whether MC is a scam because of SSL cert browser warnings.
#254 [04:20] <VincibleStatue4> how long will that last?
#255 [04:20] <VincibleStatue4> i was wundering if it was hacked
#256 [04:20] <lemon-rev> dopeghoti well hopefully as soon as mojang gets there tech working on processing stuff they might see the hassles and try to elimiate them
#257 [04:20] <DopeGhoti> It'll last until they update their SSL cert, which usually takes minutes, once they get to it.
#258 [04:21] <DopeGhoti> !topic add MC.net cert about to expire. Not our fault. May cause issues. http://i.imgur.com/1Eimw.png
#259 [04:21] <VincibleStatue4> so i should be able to get in in about 2 housr is what your saying? 1:30 to 2 hours i should be able to get in?
#260 [04:21] <DopeGhoti> VincibleStatue4: if you view the SSL cert information, who does it say issued the cert?
#261 [04:21] <DopeGhoti> No, I'm saying in about 40 minutes, this problem might start affecting _everyone_
#262 [04:22] <DopeGhoti> which, in turn, might get Mojang off their butts to fix it.
#263 [04:22] <VincibleStatue4> and when that is fixed i sould be able to get on aswell or not?
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#265 [04:24] <VincibleStatue4> dope so is that likely or not?
#266 [04:27] <VincibleStatue4> dope, where are you reading this from?
#267 [04:29] <DopeGhoti> I am checking the SSL certificate in my browser when I go to https://www.minecraft.net
#268 [04:29] <VincibleStatue4> i can gget there i get the ssl when i select play in browser
#269 [04:30] <DopeGhoti> I am checking the SSL certificate in my browser when I go to https://www.minecraft.net
#270 [04:30] <DopeGhoti> (click the padlock icon in the address bar)
#271 [04:30] <VincibleStatue4> ok
#272 [04:30] <VincibleStatue4> and after that?
#273 [04:32] <DopeGhoti> click the 'Certificate Information' button? It's fairly obvious.
#274 [04:33] <VincibleStatue4> lol true i g2g for a bit if you find something interesting email me at VincibleStatue4@gmail.com :)
#275 [04:37] <DopeGhoti> I don't know what to be more surprised at: That he expects me to email, or that there are apparently at least five other 'vinciblestatue's @gmail.com.
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#278 [04:49] <TheNoodle> lol
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#282 [04:54] <smphelp> hello
#283 [04:55] <smphelp> im having some trouble loading mods onto my multiplayer server
#284 [04:55] <smphelp> but i am perfectly able to host it without mods
#285 [04:56] <smphelp> i have searched through the forums but noone seems to be having the same problem
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#289 [05:15] <SilentLyrit> Hello?
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#292 [05:17] <SilentLyrit> I cannot play minecraft online out of the browser, since I cannot log into minecraft with the minecraft.exe, yet I can on the website. Are there any fixes for this?
#293 [05:17] <arcticwarfare> hello
#294 [05:17] <arcticwarfare> silent are you having troubles connecting to minecraft.net aswell?
#295 [05:18] * Silent facepalms.
#295 [05:18] <arcticwarfare> Great! SCOTT
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#297 [05:18] <mib_ijvm08> hey
#298 [05:18] <arcticwarfare> well i cant even get online to work
#299 [05:18] <mib_ijvm08> is minecraft down?
#300 [05:18] <arcticwarfare> was fine last night
#301 [05:18] <arcticwarfare> dunno
#302 [05:18] <Tanjoodo> It's temporarily down
#303 [05:18] <mib_ijvm08> :o
#304 [05:18] <mib_ijvm08> MUMMA MEIA!
#305 [05:19] <arcticwarfare> i managed to log on on another pc
#306 [05:19] <arcticwarfare> :/
#307 [05:19] <Tanjoodo> "Hi! Currently deploying new SSL cert of login server. Will be back up in a while." From Twitter
#308 [05:19] <Silent> It's up as far as I can tell...
#309 [05:19] <arcticwarfare> ah ha:?
#310 [05:19] <mib_ijvm08> :O
#311 [05:19] <arcticwarfare> so server mins are redoing the ssl
#312 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> Grrrr
#313 [05:20] <mib_ijvm08> I CANT LOG ON :o
#314 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> same
#315 [05:20] <mib_ijvm08> THE SHAME!
#316 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> never the less
#317 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> shall try tomorrow
#318 [05:20] <mib_ijvm08> cant even play offline
#319 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> been down all day.... it shold not take that long
#320 [05:20] <mib_ijvm08> i deleted it to see if it worked lol
#321 [05:20] <arcticwarfare> and cant download?
#322 [05:21] <mib_ijvm08> :(
#323 [05:21] <arcticwarfare> lol same possition
#324 [05:21] <arcticwarfare> sssssuch a ssssshame
#325 [05:22] <arcticwarfare> well to team fortress 2 and play the minecraft lvl :/
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#327 [05:24] <mib_ijvm08> minecraft lvl
#328 [05:24] <mib_ijvm08> ?
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#334 [05:28] <mib_22q69r> hi i have a problem
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#336 [05:29] <baltasar> hello
#337 [05:30] <baltasar> can anybody tell me why i can't connect to minecraft
#338 [05:30] <baltasar> ?
#339 [05:30] <mib_22q69r> no one else seems to be on
#340 [05:30] <mib_22q69r> im having the same problem
#341 [05:31] <baltasar> kk :) thx
#342 [05:31] <mib_22q69r> np
#343 [05:31] <mib_22q69r> i wonder wat could be wrong
#344 [05:32] * Halicarnassus points to the topic
#344 [05:32] <baltasar> login sever is down, i think
#345 [05:33] <mib_22q69r> yea and i was having fun to lol
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#348 [05:33] <b> is smp down right now?
#349 [05:34] <mib_22q69r> smp?
#350 [05:34] <b> servers
#351 [05:34] <b> multiplayer
#352 [05:34] <baltasar> seems to be
#353 [05:35] <b> kk, was making sure it wasn't just an issue with me
#354 [05:35] <b> thanks
#355 [05:35] <mib_22q69r> same here lol
#356 [05:35] <baltasar> yes
#357 [05:35] <baltasar> look at the topic
#358 [05:35] <baltasar> halicarnassus pointed to it xD nobody is reading xD
#359 [05:35] <b> topic didn't post for me
#360 [05:36] <Halicarnassus> because they just joined.
#361 [05:36] <b> when I logged in
#362 [05:36] <baltasar> ok^^ it says: MC.net cert about to expire. Not our fault. May cause issues.
#363 [05:36] <b> ah ok
#364 [05:37] <mib_22q69r> so wat that suppose to mean
#365 [05:37] <baltasar> is everybody having theses probs or only a few?
#366 [05:37] <b> I imagine it is probably everyone
#367 [05:37] <baltasar> i think we must wait an hour or so :)
#368 [05:37] <baltasar> hope not longer :)
#369 [05:38] <mib_22q69r> if ididnt logged off i could of still been playing
#370 [05:38] <b> maybe not though mib
#371 [05:38] <b> last time servers went down, everyone was freezing up
#372 [05:38] <b> at the time they went down
#373 [05:38] <b> thus virtually kicking everyone off who was on pretty much
#374 [05:39] <baltasar> it is working
#375 [05:39] <baltasar> try
#376 [05:39] <baltasar> !
#377 [05:39] <mib_22q69r> well it was lagging alot on the servers when i was playing
#378 [05:39] <baltasar> im online :D juhuu :)
#379 [05:39] <b> yes it is back up
#380 [05:39] <b> for now
#381 [05:39] <mib_22q69r> YAY lol
#382 [05:40] <b> but... don't be alarmed if it goes back down, I foresee that happening a lot today, especially if they are having to update things
#383 [05:41] <mib_22q69r> yea im not holding my tounge
#384 [05:46] <bearbear12345> hi
#385 [05:46] <bearbear12345> is there a way to find a registered email address?
#386 [05:46] <smphelp> is the planesmod 1.1 working for smp
#387 [05:46] <smphelp> is the planesmod 1.1 working for smp
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#390 [05:52] <Oubliette> Just wanted to say thanks for yesterday, it works now.
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#394 [06:09] <uliamator> Minecraft lags very badly
#395 [06:10] <uliamator> Minecraft lags really bad , how do I fix it
#396 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> Turn down the video options, or get a better computer
#397 [06:10] <June> every time i login the minecraft crashes
#398 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> June - Do you get any error reports, or crash logs?
#399 [06:11] <June> yeah i got a error report
#400 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> Please share it via www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
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#403 [06:21] <uliamator> when i try to join a server it says that i need to log in first
#404 [06:22] <uliamator> when i try to join a server it says that i need to log in first what do i do
#405 [06:22] <Oubliette> GreyVulpine: Thanks for fixing it yesyerday
#406 [06:22] <June> you mean it says register
#407 [06:23] <Oubliette> If you need any help in lua i'm da guy
#408 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> Oubliette - Glad I could help
#409 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> June - No. I mean, copy the text from the error log, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it in the text box beneath "Create new paste". Then press the submit button and give us the http:// address so that we can read it
#410 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> uliamator - That's between you and the server. You'll most likely need to /register in the chat
#411 [06:24] <June> i did that
#412 [06:24] <bearbear12345> uliamator
#413 [06:25] <bearbear12345> do /register (pass)
#414 [06:25] <uliamator> no i can get in but when i try to move it says "you need to be logged in to do that"
#415 [06:25] <June> http://pastebin.com/HbLUHD88
#416 [06:25] <bearbear12345> ulinator when u connect do
#417 [06:25] <bearbear12345> m
#418 [06:25] <June> uliamator i think you need to do /register (password)
#419 [06:25] <bearbear12345> do /register (pass)
#420 [06:26] <uliamator> how to do that
#421 [06:26] <June> tor do /login password
#422 [06:26] <GreyVulpine> June - Has minecraft worked before?
#423 [06:27] <June> the minecraft worked earlier but it suddenly crashed
#424 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> June - please do this:
#425 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> ??> June win/reinst
#426 [06:27] <bearbear12345> to
#427 [06:27] <VoxelHead> June: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#428 [06:27] <VoxelHead> June: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#429 [06:27] <bearbear12345> t/register password
#430 [06:27] <bearbear12345> replace password with a password u want
#431 [06:28] <uliamator> see ya
#432 [06:28] <June> so i delete everything except the saves file
#433 [06:29] <bearbear12345> aha
#434 [06:30] <GreyVulpine> June - YEs
#435 [06:31] <June> it says its updating and retrieving the minecraft jars
#436 [06:32] <bearbear12345> is there a BUD Switch that doesnt need pistons or minecarts
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#438 [06:34] <June> its going to take a long time its going 0.1kb/sec
#439 [06:35] <bearbear12345> lol
#440 [06:35] <bearbear12345> dont worry my computer has mobile broadband
#441 [06:35] <bearbear12345> 87b/s
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#443 [06:42] <June> it shows the error report again
#444 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> June - Do you know how to update your video drivers?
#445 [06:43] <June> what video drive
#446 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> I'll take that as a no. Please give us a dxdiag. It'll show us more information about your computer, including what hardware is installed inside.
#447 [06:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> June win/dxdiag
#448 [06:44] <VoxelHead> June: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#449 [06:44] <VoxelHead> June: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#451 [06:48] <June> http://pastebin.com/1zeULjdF
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#453 [06:55] <GreyVulpine> June - Could you try downloading and installing these drivers: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20601&ProdId=2995&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20Professional%2C%2064-bit%20version*&DownloadType=Drivers
#454 [07:03] <June> for a split second it made my computer zoom in
#455 [07:04] <June> do i restart my computer
#456 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes please.
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#468 [08:22] <mariettagecko> Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
#469 [08:24] * GreyVulpine waves
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#470 [08:28] * Wug also waves
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#471 [08:51] <nimrod> o mg..
#472 [08:51] <nimrod> clarjon1
#473 [08:51] <clarjon1> sup nimrod
#474 [08:51] <nimrod> n/m
#475 [08:51] <nimrod> lol
#476 [08:51] <clarjon1> So, you got addicted too eh
#477 [08:52] <nimrod> ofc
#478 [08:52] <nimrod> :<
#479 [09:05] <mariettagecko> I've gotten a nice little barn built out front of my base tower.
#480 [09:05] <mariettagecko> Working on trying to get all the animals into it.
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#483 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> !weather hell
#484 [09:20] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: From Cobblestone Creek, Pinckney, Michigan (9:15a Jan 24 12) temp(31.5 F / -0.3 C, feels like 28 F / -2 C) cond(Overcast) wind(West at 4.0 mph / 6.4 km/h) hu(82%) dewpnt(27 F / -3 C) bp(30.06 in / 1017.8 hPa (Rising)) clouds(Overcast (OVC) : 2000 ft / 609 m) vis(10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
#485 [09:20] <GreyBot> Today: Isolated light snow showers through mid afternoon. Cloudy. Highs 32 to 36. West winds 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 20 percent.
#486 [09:24] <Aikar> was that Cobblestone creek added in lol?
#487 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> !wiki hell michigan
#488 [09:24] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
#489 [09:24] <GreyBot> Hell, or Hiland Lake, is an unincorporated community in Putnam Township of Livingston County in the U.S. state of Michigan. The community is near the border with Washtenaw County, about 15 miles (24 km) northwest of Ann Arbor. Hell is situated 3 miles (4.8 km) southwest of Pinckney via Patterson Lake Road. The community is served by the Pinckney post
#490 [09:24] <GreyBot> office with ZIP Code 48169.
#491 [09:25] <Aikar> yeah i know about hell, but the cobblestone part
#492 [09:25] * GreyVulpine shakes head
#492 [09:26] <Aikar> cause when i do weather hell on my bot, it actually says "Hell, MI". but then again i'm using the API version of WUnderground where I think that standard mirc script (thats what your using right?) uses HTML scraping
#493 [09:26] * GreyVulpine nods
#493 [09:27] <Calinou> mariettagecko: don't waste your time - don't breed
#494 [09:28] <Calinou> don't do one of the 6 underpowered actions
#495 [09:28] <Aikar> are there any blocks of value in the nether?
#496 [09:28] <clarjon1> Aikar: nether brcks, nether fence...
#497 [09:28] <Aikar> rare to find?
#498 [09:28] <Calinou> glowstone, soul sand
#499 [09:28] <Calinou> glowstone: bright yellow stone, found on ceilings. emits light, hard to collect but not hard to find
#500 [09:29] <Calinou> soulsand: quite rare
#501 [09:29] <Aikar> cant dig a tower straight up then collect? lol
#502 [09:29] <clarjon1> Aikar: ghasts will shoot ya down if you dont' watch out.
#503 [09:29] <Aikar> oh right forgot about those
#504 [09:30] <mariettagecko> Don't waste my time? WHat do you mean?
#505 [09:30] <Aikar> how many arrows does it take to kill one?
#506 [09:30] <mariettagecko> You mean with building a barn for animals?
#507 [09:30] <mariettagecko> What's wrong with that?
#508 [09:33] <Wug> Aikar: just 2
#509 [09:33] <Wug> I've punched one to death legit
#510 [09:33] <Wug> theyre not very hard to kill
#511 [09:33] <Wug> just hard to hit :P
#512 [09:40] <Aikar> np: im pretty sure I hit it at least twice with arrows O.o
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#514 [09:40] <Aikar> he just got away before I could hit it a 3rd time
#515 [09:40] <Aikar> oh right arrow dmg is based on pullback right
#516 [09:40] <np> Aikar: afaik, 2 shots will kill them
#517 [09:40] <np> aim for the tentacles
#518 [09:40] <Aikar> i think one shot wasnt full pull
#519 [09:42] <Aikar> so last night i dug into stone about midway down instead of going really deep. I didnt run into any other prebuilt tunnels, and was mainly nothing but cobblestone, but I did find a few large coal deposits. Is that the best way to find coal?
#520 [09:42] <np> best way to get coal is to follow caves
#521 [09:43] <np> since it occurs commonly at pretty much all levels of the map
#522 [09:43] <Aikar> yeah but i found more goal in a midrange area then I ever did down at bedrock level
#523 [09:43] <Aikar> coal*
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#531 [10:19] <AussieMaggy4510> I've a problem with my Minecraft Server
#532 [10:19] <AussieMaggy4510> What must I type in "Server Name" and "Server Address"?
#533 [10:20] <AussieMaggy4510> Hello?
#534 [10:21] <Wug> do you run a server yourself?
#535 [10:21] <Dusty> For server name.
#536 [10:21] <Dusty> Input whatever you wish, the address is the ip/domain.
#537 [10:21] <Dusty> Sorry, Wug. You got this :S
#538 [10:21] * Dusty hides
#538 [10:22] <AussieMaggy4510> the port or the ip-address of my network
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#540 [10:22] <klok113> hey
#541 [10:22] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: do you run a server yourself?
#542 [10:22] <klok113> Can anyone help?
#543 [10:22] <Wug> klok113: probably
#544 [10:22] <klok113> My account isnt found when i ask up my pass
#545 [10:22] <AussieMaggy4510> I want to play with friends
#546 [10:23] <klok113> it says User not found
#547 [10:23] <Wug> klok113: what username
#548 [10:23] <klok113> Klok113
#549 [10:23] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: do you have a server?
#550 [10:23] <AussieMaggy4510> yes
#551 [10:23] <Wug> ;hp Klok113
#552 [10:23] <WugBot> Klok113 has paid for minecraft.
#553 [10:23] <AussieMaggy4510> the server.jar-file runs fine
#554 [10:23] <Wug> klok113: make sure youre spelling it right
#555 [10:23] <klok113> i lost my pass
#556 [10:23] <klok113> I did
#557 [10:23] <AussieMaggy4510> but in game it's "Can't reach server!"
#558 [10:23] <klok113> checked like 50 times
#559 [10:23] <Wug> :resetpass > klok113
#560 [10:23] <WugBot> klok113: (resetpass) You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#561 [10:24] <klok113> thanks
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#563 [10:24] <klok113> oh
#564 [10:24] <klok113> i already
#565 [10:24] <klok113> Checked spelling
#566 [10:24] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: you probably need to forward your ports
#567 [10:24] <klok113> Can you maybe ask my pass?
#568 [10:24] <klok113> i mean
#569 [10:24] <wannabemac> !paid wannabemac
#570 [10:24] <klok113> Type my name in the
#571 [10:24] <klok113> thing
#572 [10:24] <klok113> it doesnt work @ me
#573 [10:24] <Wug> you shouldnt give out your password to anyone
#574 [10:24] <AussieMaggy4510> the port which i typed in the server.properties?
#575 [10:25] <klok113> i didnt
#576 [10:25] <klok113> Thats the problem
#577 [10:25] * wannabemac stabs wug
#577 [10:25] <Wug> klok113: including me
#578 [10:25] <klok113> It just got hacked or cracked or something
#579 [10:25] <klok113> i mean
#580 [10:25] <klok113> Just
#581 [10:25] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: did you put anything on the server-ip line
#582 [10:25] <wannabemac> Aww crap.
#583 [10:25] <klok113> Can you type my name in the forgot pass stuff
#584 [10:25] <AussieMaggy4510> bo
#585 [10:25] <AussieMaggy4510> *no
#586 [10:25] <wannabemac> Can't access mc account now Im getting too many failed logins.
#587 [10:25] <klok113> maybe its just my pc
#588 [10:25] * wannabemac stabs wug (wake up)
#588 [10:25] * Wug stabs wannabemac back with a spoon
#588 [10:26] <Aikar> klok113: why cant you type your name into it?
#589 [10:26] <klok113> i can
#590 [10:26] <klok113> but it says user not found
#591 [10:26] <klok113> I corrected spelling
#592 [10:26] <klok113> Etc
#593 [10:26] <wannabemac> Wug, any ideas?
#594 [10:26] <Wug> klok113: did you migrate to a mojang account
#595 [10:26] <Aikar> then your prolly just not typing yuor username correctly
#596 [10:26] <klok113> ye
#597 [10:26] <klok113> also tried
#598 [10:26] <Wug> wannabemac: wait a while
#599 [10:26] <klok113> Email
#600 [10:26] <wannabemac> Yep, i get the same error as him. xD
#601 [10:26] <Wug> klok113: 1) stop
#602 [10:26] <Wug> 2) breathe
#603 [10:27] <Wug> 3) type
#604 [10:27] <klok113> xD
#605 [10:27] <Wug> seriously
#606 [10:27] <klok113> god
#607 [10:27] <klok113> already did that a coupe of times :P
#608 [10:27] <AussieMaggy4510> Excuse me but can anyone help me?
#609 [10:27] <Dusty> What's up Maggy?
#610 [10:27] <Aikar> does new accounts "mojang accounts" also apply to the new game they are working on? Ie name is reserved there now?
#611 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> klok113 - May want to breathe more than a couple times
#612 [10:27] <wannabemac> lol grey
#613 [10:27] <klok113> God..
#614 [10:28] <Wug> klok113: you tried this: https://account.mojang.com/resetpassword/request ?
#615 [10:28] <Aikar> klok113: I dont think he has anything to do with your minecraft issues :P
#616 [10:28] <AussieMaggy4510> look ahead
#617 [10:28] <wannabemac> bah!, I hate mibbit.
#618 [10:28] <AussieMaggy4510> I think you should see my problem
#619 [10:28] <wannabemac> My irc trial expired.
#620 [10:28] <Wug> ;check AussieMaggy4510
#621 [10:28] <WugBot> dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:25565 is accepting connections.
#622 [10:28] <klok113> Dude
#623 [10:28] <klok113> It is
#624 [10:28] <klok113> #minecrafthelp
#625 [10:28] <klok113> im here for help he helps me
#626 [10:28] <klok113> i thank
#627 [10:28] <klok113> >:)
#628 [10:28] <Dusty> o.o
#629 [10:28] <Dusty> Patience is key, my friend.
#630 [10:29] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: have you already tried to forward ports?
#631 [10:29] <wannabemac> ??> attitude klok113
#632 [10:29] <AussieMaggy4510> i tried 43617
#633 [10:29] <Aikar> klok113: dont put 1-2 words per line, type out sentences.
#634 [10:29] <wannabemac> crap
#635 [10:29] <AussieMaggy4510> and it workt fine with the .bat-file
#636 [10:29] <Morrolan> Do you actually have to use your mail address to log into Minecraft now, provided you signed up for Mojang's global account thingy?
#637 [10:29] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: what port are you trying to run it on
#638 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Believe so
#639 [10:30] <AussieMaggy4510> 43617
#640 [10:30] <Aikar> oh so new purchases arnt "mojang accounts" ?
#641 [10:30] <Wug> ;check dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617
#642 [10:30] <WugBot> dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617 is accepting connections.
#643 [10:30] <Morrolan> Great, how about they put up a little warning the next time they change something like this? Thanks for the info though, GreyVulpine.
#644 [10:30] <AussieMaggy4510> so what must i do?
#645 [10:30] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: can you pastebin server.properties and show it to me
#646 [10:30] <wannabemac> Your right grey, you do have to use email now.
#647 [10:30] <wannabemac> Thats a load of bs.
#648 [10:30] <AussieMaggy4510> yes
#649 [10:31] <Aikar> whats it matter what you login with?
#650 [10:31] * wannabemac stabs Jeb
#650 [10:31] <Dusty> You need to create an account to register your Minecraft, that's your "mojang account"
#651 [10:31] <Aikar> I just bought game last week but I still login with username
#652 [10:31] <Morrolan> Provided you didn't sign up for their global account thingy this won't affect you, Aikar.
#653 [10:31] <Wug> I believe its only people who have migrated to mojang accounts that need to use emails
#654 [10:32] <klok113> Wug, thanks
#655 [10:32] <Aikar> Morrolan: i was meaning id expect new accounts to auto be mojang accounts, and old would need migration
#656 [10:32] <klok113> it worked
#657 [10:32] <AussieMaggy4510> http://pastebin.com/pVhThLn9 thats the link
#658 [10:32] <Wug> klok113: ok
#659 [10:32] <Morrolan> Aikar - Nah, I think they want to keep it (atleast as long as it's still in a testing phase) voluntary.
#660 [10:32] <Morrolan> Meh, whatever, just remind me to slap Mollstam if he ever shows up here.
#661 [10:33] <Wug> we need mollstam back
#662 [10:36] <AussieMaggy4510> is anything wrong?
#663 [10:36] <Dusty> He came. He solved. He left.
#664 [10:36] * Dusty slaps Dusty around a bit with a large trout
#664 [10:37] <AussieMaggy4510> i meant my server.properties
#665 [10:38] <AussieMaggy4510> is anything wrong with the file?
#666 [10:38] <Wug> no, it appears to be fine
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#668 [10:38] <Wug> check your router and make sure your internal address has not changed
#669 [10:39] <huddler> my son's game keeps freezing up on him. he has done all the graphic hcanges suggested on your site and it still happens. he's using a new dell computer running kp home edition
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#671 [10:39] <Wug> huddler: minecraft still has problems running on 32 bit systems
#672 [10:39] <AussieMaggy4510> it hasn't i know
#673 [10:39] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: how do you know
#674 [10:40] <huddler> so if it's on a 32 bit system, this will always happen?
#675 [10:40] <AussieMaggy4510> my father - he knows such things!
#676 [10:40] <Wug> huddler: unfortunately probably :P
#677 [10:40] <Dusty> Huddler:Tried updating your java?
#678 [10:40] <Dusty> Or the video cards?
#679 [10:40] <huddler> darn! i guess that's 30 bucks down the drain.
#680 [10:41] <Wug> :dx > huddler
#681 [10:41] <WugBot> huddler: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#682 [10:41] <WugBot> huddler: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#683 [10:41] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: "someone told me" doesnt tell me anything
#684 [10:41] <Wug> can you please actually check
#685 [10:41] <Wug> and tell me what it is, and tell me what the port is forwarded to
#686 [10:41] <AussieMaggy4510> wait a little while
#687 [10:43] <AussieMaggy4510> you want to know my ip-address?
#688 [10:43] <Wug> I need to know your ITERNAL ip address
#689 [10:43] <Wug> INTERNAL*
#690 [10:43] <Wug> I know your external one
#691 [10:43] <AussieMaggy4510> 169.254.67.196
#692 [10:44] <Wug> thats your external one
#693 [10:44] <Wug> ;ip AussieMaggy4510
#694 [10:44] <WugBot> IP address of AussieMaggy4510 is: 84.63.59.104
#695 [10:44] <Wug> ... maybe
#696 [10:44] <AussieMaggy4510> ah you meant the ip of the computer
#697 [10:45] <AussieMaggy4510> so i must type into "Server Address" this ip?
#698 [10:45] <Wug> ...
#699 [10:45] <Wug> please open a command prompt
#700 [10:45] <Wug> type the following line:
#701 [10:46] <Wug> ipconfig /all > ipconfig.txt && notepad ipconfig.txt
#702 [10:46] <Wug> it will open notepad with all of the computers network adapters info
#703 [10:46] <Wug> please pastebin it
#704 [10:47] <AussieMaggy4510> it happens nothing
#705 [10:48] <Wug> try just ipconfig /all
#706 [10:48] <AussieMaggy4510> also nothing
#707 [10:48] <Wug> nothing at all?
#708 [10:49] <Wug> not even any error messages?
#709 [10:49] <AussieMaggy4510> there opened a black window and then it closed
#710 [10:49] <Wug> the black window is the command prompt, youre supposed to open that first
#711 [10:50] <Wug> run "cmd" to open it
#712 [10:51] <Wug> is the command prompt open?
#713 [10:51] <AussieMaggy4510> ahhh it worked
#714 [10:52] <AussieMaggy4510> http://pastebin.com/GCY41Y42 link
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#718 [10:54] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: your internal address is 192.168.2.108
#719 [10:54] <Wug> check your router settings and make sure you're forwarding to that address
#720 [10:55] <AussieMaggy4510> i'm forwarding to this address now
#721 [10:55] <Wug> ;check dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617
#722 [10:55] <WugBot> dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617 is accepting connections.
#723 [10:55] <Wug> is the server running
#724 [10:57] <AussieMaggy4510> you mean in minecraft
#725 [10:57] <AussieMaggy4510> or in server.properties
#726 [10:58] <Wug> is the server currently online
#727 [10:58] <AussieMaggy4510> when i opened minecraft_server.jar its [INFO] Done!...
#728 [10:58] <Wug> ;check dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617
#729 [10:58] <WugBot> dslb-084-063-059-104.pools.arcor-ip.net:43617 is accepting connections.
#730 [10:59] <Wug> still doesnt seem to be able to connect
#731 [10:59] <AussieMaggy4510> so what must i do now?
#732 [11:00] <Wug> you know what
#733 [11:00] <Wug> :tv
#734 [11:00] <WugBot> tv: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#735 [11:00] <WugBot> tv: Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#736 [11:01] <AussieMaggy4510> ...what...?!
#737 [11:01] <Wug> read the whole thing and follow the instructions
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#739 [11:03] <andrewkm> minecraft login servers down?
#740 [11:03] <Wug> andrewkm: its possible
#741 [11:04] <Wug> I think mollstam might have forgotten to renew the ssl certificate :P
#742 [11:04] <Wug> and I think it might have expired yesterday
#743 [11:04] <kirbill97> my minecraft when trying to get on to a surver comes up with internal client error: java.net.socketexception: address afmily not supported by protocol family: connect
#744 [11:04] <Wug> if you're getting "cannot connect to minecraft.net" that might be why
#745 [11:04] <Wug> kirbill97: uninstall java 7 and install 6
#746 [11:05] <AussieMaggy4510> i know my teamviewer id
#747 [11:05] <AussieMaggy4510> and i should say it you?
#748 [11:05] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: ok, send it and the teamviewer password to me
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#751 [11:06] <Wug> use the instructions wugbot sent to send it privately
#752 [11:06] <Socrate> my computer keep crashing when playing minecraft?
#753 [11:07] <Wug> Socrate: the whole computer? is it bluescreening or just locking up?
#754 [11:07] <Socrate> the whole cpu reboot
#755 [11:07] <kirbill97> when trying to log on to a multiplayer surver it comes up with inturnal client error
#756 [11:08] <AussieMaggy4510> ehhhm can you explain what i must do calmement?
#757 [11:08] <Wug> kirbill97: uninstall java 7 and install 6
#758 [11:08] <kirbill97> ok
#759 [11:08] <Socrate> ok, i'll try
#760 [11:08] <Wug> Socrate: I wasnt talking to you
#761 [11:08] <Wug> :dx > Socrate
#762 [11:08] <WugBot> Socrate: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#763 [11:08] <WugBot> Socrate: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#764 [11:08] <Wug> do this ^
#765 [11:09] <Wug> AussieMaggy4510: just like the instructions say'"Send the private message with /msg user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww"
#766 [11:09] <Wug> replace "user" with my name
#767 [11:09] <AussieMaggy4510> what is /msg ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#768 [11:09] <Wug> type it
#769 [11:09] <AussieMaggy4510> where must i type it in ?!?
#770 [11:09] <Wug> here
#771 [11:10] <kirbill97> where do u find java uninstall
#772 [11:10] <Wug> kirbill97: in the control panel
#773 [11:11] <AussieMaggy4510> Wug i did
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#775 [11:12] <AussieMaggy4510> Wug did you red it?
#776 [11:13] <AussieMaggy4510> and now?
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#778 [11:18] <Socrate> http://pastebin.com/TZnRqZDM
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#780 [11:21] <minguy> its kirbill97 thanks it has worked
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#782 [11:24] <Wug> Socrate: does it crash immediately or does it work for a while and then crash
#783 [11:25] <Socrate> work for a while and then crash about 5 min into the game
#784 [11:26] <Wug> you could try updating java
#785 [11:26] <Aikar> GreyVulpine: so I installed 2.7.1 LWJGL as you recommended yesterday and still saw lag out issues. though it seemed less when I had a higher memory limit on MC, and occured more when I lowered it. lowered though cause OS started paging :( I guess I need to upgrade to 8gb of mem...
#786 [11:26] <Wug> Aikar: are you on a 64 bit os
#787 [11:26] <Aikar> yes
#788 [11:27] <Aikar> ubuntu 11.10 x64
#789 [11:27] <Aikar> java 6u30
#790 [11:27] <Wug> have you tried the openjdk?
#791 [11:27] <Aikar> no
#792 [11:27] <Wug> I have been using that lately on ubuntu
#793 [11:27] <Aikar> i thought it had issues and was unsupported?
#794 [11:27] <Wug> sudo apt-get install openjdk-7-jre
#795 [11:27] <Aikar> working fine?
#796 [11:27] <Wug> no sense not trying t
#797 [11:27] <Wug> it works fine for me
#798 [11:27] <Aikar> ok cool
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#800 [11:28] <Aikar> mc is like the only java app i use, so np to me switching to 7 ojdk
#801 [11:28] <dj-party> i cant connect to minecraft :(
#802 [11:29] <dj-party> help?
#803 [11:29] <Wug> dj-party: are you using java 7?
#804 [11:30] <dj-party> yes why?
#805 [11:30] <Wug> uninstall and use java 6
#806 [11:30] <Aikar> lol, does it work ok on ubuntu but not windows?
#807 [11:30] <Wug> java 7 causes connection issues
#808 [11:30] <dj-party> ohh
#809 [11:30] <dj-party> ti will try it thanks
#810 [11:31] <Aikar> Wug: but not with openjdk?
#811 [11:32] <Wug> Aikar: allow me to correct myself
#812 [11:32] <Wug> java 7 sometimes causes connection issues
#813 [11:33] <Wug> I dont know why, but it doesnt work for some people
#814 [11:33] <Wug> I theorize that it has something to do with iterative updates and that a complete reinstall would fix it
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#816 [11:34] <Aikar> isnt java7 suppose to be faster with x64 now too?
#817 [11:34] <Wug> any 64 bit os will run 64 bit java better than the equivalent 32 bit version
#818 [11:35] <Wug> well
#819 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> For those that java 7 works, we hear there's a significant performance increase
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#821 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> But I can count on one hand, the number of people that pass through here, whom java 7 works for.
#822 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Or rather, fixes a problem that java 6 didn't work for.
#823 [11:37] <Aikar> and java7 has a 64bit build now that 6 didnt?
#824 [11:38] <Aikar> fps isnt an issue for me, i have a gaming pc... Its just these random ass lag spikes that annoy me
#825 [11:38] <Aikar> game runs smooth as a button when its not lagging :(
#826 [11:38] <Aikar> it seemed to happen alot more often in the nether too
#827 [11:39] <Wug> youre sure its not overheating
#828 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Java 6 has a 64 bit build
#829 [11:39] <Wug> all modern java releases have builds for all operating systems, 32 bit and 64
#830 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Also, java 7 has been known to cause lag spikes in minecraft that java 6 didn't
#831 [11:39] <Aikar> pretty sure, I've heard my fans get ALOT louder than they are on MC, and im not roasting in heat :P
#832 [11:39] <Aikar> hitting the maximize/restore button always unlags me
#833 [11:40] <Aikar> anytime i lag, i scramble to hit esc to get my mouse, then click max/res and bam im fine for another 15-30
#834 [11:40] <Socrate> yes am using java 7
#835 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> Sounds like a garbage collection problem, perhaps?
#836 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> What's your RAM look like?
#837 [11:40] <Aikar> 4gb, mc using up to 1.5gb?
#838 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> How are you launching minecraft, Aikar?
#839 [11:41] <Aikar> when i had it at 1.5gb it didnt happen as often, and more so when i set it to 1gb, so GC is very likely
#840 [11:41] <Aikar> sec lemme ssh home and check shortcut
#841 [11:41] <Aikar> Exec=java -Xmx1024M -Xms768M -jar /home/aikar/.minecraft/minecraft.jar
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#843 [11:42] <AstathMC> Hello
#844 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Wait... why are you launching minecraft.jar in ~/.minecraft?
#845 [11:42] <Aikar> thats where the launcher is
#846 [11:42] <Boreeas> nu-uh
#847 [11:42] <Aikar> well, the one i downloaded
#848 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Ah... I thought you meant the one in ~/.minecraft/bin/
#849 [11:43] <Aikar> does launching bin/minecraft.jar work the same?
#850 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#851 [11:43] <AstathMC> I had a question about bukkit server
#852 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> AstathMC - Ask away in #bukkit
#853 [11:44] <Aikar> my brother is on a laptop that lags fps wise but never got this GC lag problem
#854 [11:44] <Aikar> but here i am on a gaming rig and i get lag spikes but smooth fps :(
#855 [11:45] <Aikar> and id rather not boot windows just to play MC :/ i havent booted it really since i installed it lol
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#858 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> Aikar - Hmm. Tell me what you've tried so far.
#859 [11:48] <Aikar> diff graphics settings with optifine, didnt seem to have any impact
#860 [11:49] <FISHFIRE> i cant get the minecraft to run on my computer.
#861 [11:49] <FISHFIRE> i downloaded the exe file.
#862 [11:50] <FISHFIRE> double clicked a window poped up downloaded the minecraft file. then it turns black and does nothing.
#863 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Aikar - Wiped ~/.minecraft/ (saving saves), redownloaded the launcher? Reinstalled java 6? Looked at your video options? Video drivers? Got any other underlying programs that may be conflicting?
#864 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> FISHFIRE - Has minecraft worked before?
#865 [11:51] <Boreeas> ??> FISHFIRE win/dxdiag
#866 [11:51] <VoxelHead> FISHFIRE: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#867 [11:51] <VoxelHead> FISHFIRE: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#868 [11:53] <Aikar> hmm, the one mod im using my brother isnt is advanced shaders... could that be it maybe?
#869 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> I couldn't tell you.
#870 [11:54] <Aikar> guess ill wipe out my mc.jar and reinstall modloader
#871 [11:54] <Aikar> i think thats the only mod I used that modified mc.jar...
#872 [11:55] <FISHFIRE> it works on my work computer. is slow on my desktop. it does not work on my laptop.
#873 [11:55] <Aikar> I also had that other mod loader thing that built on top of modloader, but i dont think any mods i use need it
#874 [11:56] <Aikar> i only use rel minimap, inv tweaks, socialminer and optifine i believe
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#877 [12:00] <mib_gn14jf> hi
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#880 [12:01] <mib_gn14jf> i have this problem wre minecraft just keeps closing itself down, i managed to get along the game trying to ignore the constant starting it up agiain but now it closes the second i play a world
#881 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Does it work with an entirely new world?
#882 [12:03] <mib_gn14jf> let me check, but this problem is happening with a world made 6 hours ago so yeh...but ill stil check
#883 [12:07] <mib_gn14jf> yeh it is working
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#886 [12:07] <Pitxx> Hi
#887 [12:08] <mib_gn14jf> btw it seems to close down instantly on a server, not sure if that is relavent
#888 [12:08] <Pitxx> could anyone tell me why my minecraft account is no longer premium ?
#889 [12:09] <Pitxx> I get an gift code and I was playng minecraft as a premium player and then I stop playing for since 3 weeks and now when I'm trying to log in there's written that "user not premium" :(
#890 [12:10] <Boreeas> Pitxx: Did you get the gift code by purchasing it from an online shop?
#891 [12:11] <Pitxx> No I get it as a reward
#892 [12:12] <Pitxx> And I don't understand why my account is not premium if I was playing as a premium player already :<<
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#895 [12:17] <Boreeas> Pitxx: Chances are, whoever gave you the gift account cancelled the payment and your status reverted back
#896 [12:18] <Boreeas> Pitxx: What is your minecraft user name?
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#898 [12:19] <Pitxx> PitaXx
#899 [12:19] <Pitxx> that's my user name
#900 [12:21] <Wug> ;hp PitaXx
#901 [12:21] <WugBot> PitaXx has NOT paid for minecraft.
#902 [12:21] <Wug> where did you get the code from
#903 [12:21] <Pitxx> I didn't bought it ...
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#905 [12:22] <Wug> who did you get the gift code from
#906 [12:22] <Pitxx> I've already write this... I get it as a reward
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#909 [12:25] <Wug> Pitxx: FROM WHAT
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#911 [12:26] <Pitxx> from a contest on YouTube..
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#914 [12:26] <Wug> ask the contest sponsor
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#924 [12:54] <DopeGhoti> !topic -7
#925 [12:54] <DopeGhoti> Hilariously, I was getting downvoted on Reddit when I posted a warning about the SSL cert expiration. Then it happend and I ended up with +100.
#926 [12:55] <Boreeas> Bahaha
#927 [12:56] <Boreeas> Sodid they renew it?
#928 [12:56] <DopeGhoti> Yep
#929 [12:56] <Boreeas> Ah, good
#930 [12:57] <DopeGhoti> http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/ou9n6/erm_guys_the_ssl_cert_for_minecraftnet_is_about/ Ended up with +250-102
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#932 [13:07] <mib_gn14jf> excuse me, i asked a question ages ago and no one replyed
#933 [13:08] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: well, we don't know the question you asked since it was ages ago :P
#934 [13:08] <mib_gn14jf> my minecraft keeps closing itself at random, it is bearable (im very patient) but when i go on this server (not sure about other worlds) it closes down instantly
#935 [13:09] <TheNoodle> i have this problem wre minecraft just keeps closing itself down, i managed to get along the game trying to ignore the constant starting it up agiain but now it closes the second i play a world
#936 [13:09] <clarjon1> which server is "this server"
#937 [13:09] <mib_gn14jf> one that is run by my friend, we play together alot
#938 [13:09] <clarjon1> ok
#939 [13:09] <mib_gn14jf> it is an hamachi server if that is relavent
#940 [13:09] <clarjon1> oh
#941 [13:09] <clarjon1> ew
#942 [13:09] <mib_gn14jf> what?
#943 [13:09] <clarjon1> ?<< index
#944 [13:10] <clarjon1> hm
#945 [13:10] <clarjon1> ??< index
#946 [13:10] <mib_gn14jf> hamachi is a type of fish if that is what you meab
#947 [13:10] <mib_gn14jf> *mean
#948 [13:10] <clarjon1> ??> mib_gn14jf fubar/hamachi
#949 [13:10] <VoxelHead> mib_gn14jf: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#950 [13:10] <VoxelHead> mib_gn14jf: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
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#952 [13:11] <clarjon1> anyways, when it closes down, do you get any error logs on the desktop?
#953 [13:11] <mib_gn14jf> hold on, i think it is only this one world though
#954 [13:11] <clarjon1> hserr files?
#955 [13:11] <mib_gn14jf> yes i do
#956 [13:11] <clarjon1> good
#957 [13:11] <mib_gn14jf> loads in this folder
#958 [13:11] <mib_gn14jf> shall i pastebin one?
#959 [13:11] <clarjon1> pastebin the contents of the most recent one
#960 [13:12] <mib_gn14jf> can i have a link to pastebin? (cba searching it :P)
#961 [13:12] <clarjon1> http://pastebin.com/
#962 [13:14] <mib_gn14jf> how do i privatly message you?
#963 [13:14] <clarjon1> you're on mibbit... i think double clicking my name would open a pm tab
#964 [13:15] <mib_gn14jf> nope
#965 [13:15] <mib_gn14jf> hmm does .msg [insert name here] work?
#966 [13:15] <mib_gn14jf> *./msg
#967 [13:15] <clarjon1> /msg name message
#968 [13:15] <DopeGhoti> or better yet, /query, which will open a new tab/window in all clients rather than just sending a one-time message
#969 [13:15] <DopeGhoti> lrn2IRC
#970 [13:16] <clarjon1> ah
#971 [13:16] <clarjon1> your gfx drivers derped
#972 [13:16] <clarjon1> # Problematic frame:
#973 [13:16] <clarjon1> # C [atioglxx.dll+0xdf804]
#974 [13:16] <mib_gn14jf> sorry what?
#975 [13:16] <mib_gn14jf> derped? as in :3
#976 [13:16] <clarjon1> The drivers for your graphics card malfunctioned
#977 [13:16] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_gn14jf gpu/amd
#978 [13:16] <VoxelHead> mib_gn14jf: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#979 [13:17] <mib_gn14jf> yes, i know it needs updateing
#980 [13:17] <clarjon1> either they malfunctioned, or it could be possible that the graphics card itself errored.
#981 [13:17] <clarjon1> seeing as you were playing for a while...
#982 [13:18] <clarjon1> i'd recommend getting a cannister of compressed air, and doing a quick dust removal of the fans on the gfx card and the cpu :)
#983 [13:18] <mib_gn14jf> wait
#984 [13:18] <mib_gn14jf> what has dusting fgot to do with it?
#985 [13:18] <clarjon1> the error ocurred while in game
#986 [13:19] <mib_gn14jf> yes
#987 [13:19] <mib_gn14jf> so?
#988 [13:19] <clarjon1> that can indicate an issue with the actual gfx hardware, not just the drivers -- removing dust helps prevent overheating
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#990 [13:19] <clarjon1> if a gfx card sends back a wrong signal to the driver, it can cause the driver ( and then the game using it ) to crash
#991 [13:19] <mib_gn14jf> oh....my computer does have some bad dust in it...but we dusted it about 2 weeks ago
#992 [13:20] <clarjon1> Just covering all possible bases here :)
#993 [13:20] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Upgrade your graphics card drivers from AMD's website.
#994 [13:20] <mib_gn14jf> i know it needs updateing but i cant update it
#995 [13:20] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Why not?
#996 [13:21] <mib_gn14jf> anyway, why is it worse now than it was yesterday earlier that day
#997 [13:21] <clarjon1> the problem is worsening?
#998 [13:21] <clarjon1> hmmm
#999 [13:22] <mib_gn14jf> yeh it is
#1000 [13:22] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Why can;t you update your drivers?
#1001 [13:22] <mib_gn14jf> it was once only like every 2 hours, now it is like every 10min (on rthis world it is instantanious)
#1002 [13:22] <mib_gn14jf> becuase my microsoft.framework needs updating
#1003 [13:23] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Run Windows Update then.
#1004 [13:23] <mib_gn14jf> a windows update?
#1005 [13:23] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Yes.
#1006 [13:23] <mib_gn14jf> how to?
#1007 [13:23] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Are you using Windows XP, Vista or 7?
#1008 [13:23] <mib_gn14jf> XP
#1009 [13:24] <clarjon1> XP SP 3
#1010 [13:24] <mib_gn14jf> wha?
#1011 [13:24] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Open internet explorer and go to http://update.microsoft.com
#1012 [13:24] <clarjon1> the pastebin you sent me told me the OS version, mib :)
#1013 [13:24] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Follow the instructions there.
#1014 [13:24] <mib_gn14jf> is updateing safe? it isnt gonna need some sort of manual work is it?
#1015 [13:25] <clarjon1> not updating is unsafer
#1016 [13:25] <clarjon1> because, updates contain security patches etc
#1017 [13:25] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: No. Should be mostly automatic once you click the button. Always update.
#1018 [13:25] <mib_gn14jf> that link says i need internet explorer 5 or better, i use chrome
#1019 [13:25] <Omega_Guardian> then again IE is so vulnerable even just considering javascript malware vectors, it might not do much
#1020 [13:26] <clarjon1> you gotta go to update.microsoft.com in IE :s
#1021 [13:26] <mib_gn14jf> wha?
#1022 [13:26] <mib_gn14jf> laymens terms?
#1023 [13:26] <Omega_Guardian> could use AutoPatcher to avoid going there directly
#1024 [13:26] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: Microsoft says that you have to use the Microsoft Web Browser ( IE ) to run the update stuff.
#1025 [13:27] <mib_gn14jf> is it easy to install and uninstall IE
#1026 [13:27] <mib_gn14jf> ?
#1027 [13:27] <clarjon1> it comes pre-installed
#1028 [13:27] <mib_gn14jf> oh
#1029 [13:27] <mib_gn14jf> ill check for it
#1030 [13:27] <clarjon1> and is a bit of a, pardon the language, a bitch to remove.
#1031 [13:27] <mib_gn14jf> where do i find it?
#1032 [13:28] <Omega_Guardian> far as I know even it's heavy tied into the core OS itself, impossible to fully remove
#1033 [13:28] <clarjon1> Start Menu -> All Programs -> look for the IE logo
#1034 [13:28] <mib_gn14jf> found it thx
#1035 [13:28] <Wug> mib_gn14jf: it has been made much easier to remove in later versions of windows
#1036 [13:28] <mib_gn14jf> whtevr, if i already have it i dont care about removing it (dont ask)
#1037 [13:29] <mib_gn14jf> god i hate IE...so ugly
#1038 [13:29] <mib_gn14jf> now....what is the link again?
#1039 [13:29] <clarjon1> http://update.microsoft.com/
#1040 [13:30] <mib_gn14jf> okay now what?
#1041 [13:30] <mib_gn14jf> it has just done a bounch of stuff
#1042 [13:30] <mib_gn14jf> now i have 2 optiions
#1043 [13:31] <mib_gn14jf> 2 kind of update checks
#1044 [13:31] <mib_gn14jf> which one? express, or custom
#1045 [13:32] <clarjon1> express?
#1046 [13:32] <mib_gn14jf> shall i copy paste what it says?
#1047 [13:33] <clarjon1> well, custom is if you know which updates you want
#1048 [13:33] <clarjon1> you want alll of 'em
#1049 [13:33] <clarjon1> so go express
#1050 [13:33] <mib_gn14jf> brb
#1051 [13:33] <almostroot> mib_gn14jf: Just use express.
#1052 [13:33] <mib_gn14jf> bak
#1053 [13:33] <mib_gn14jf> k
#1054 [13:35] <mib_gn14jf> okay it is done checking
#1055 [13:35] <mib_gn14jf> there are 2 things i can see
#1056 [13:36] <mib_gn14jf> 1 says "install updates", the other thing below is some kind of list (consisting of 1 thing -_-)
#1057 [13:36] <mib_gn14jf> of high priority updates
#1058 [13:37] <mib_gn14jf> is one just saying what the other will install?
#1059 [13:37] <clarjon1> install updates
#1060 [13:37] <clarjon1> -_-
#1061 [13:38] <mib_gn14jf> no need for the -_-
#1062 [13:40] <mib_gn14jf> is ti normal for the updates to take awhile?
#1063 [13:41] <clarjon1> yes
#1064 [13:41] <mib_gn14jf> k
#1065 [13:43] <mib_gn14jf> it is done
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#1067 [13:44] <mib_gn14jf> there is an option in the bottom right which says configure automatic updates
#1068 [13:44] <mib_gn14jf> or do i just click close?
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#1070 [13:45] <mib_gn14jf> hello?
#1071 [13:45] <clarjon1> yea, click that
#1072 [13:45] <clarjon1> turn on the updates
#1073 [13:46] <mib_gn14jf> wait "click that"...did you mean the close button?
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#1075 [13:47] <iAN_> hi
#1076 [13:47] <clarjon1> auto updates
#1077 [13:47] <clarjon1> sorry for slow responses, im' at work fixing iphones
#1078 [13:47] <iAN_> How can I find a special player - I mean on whoch server he is playing atm?
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#1080 [13:47] <mib_gn14jf> oh sorry if i was sounding rude then
#1081 [13:47] <clarjon1> iAN_: join servers he normally goes on until you find him?
#1082 [13:48] <iAN_> So there is no global list I can search?
#1083 [13:48] <mib_gn14jf> now what do i do?
#1084 [13:48] <mib_gn14jf> i see an option which says to turn on automatic updates click on "update history" or something like that
#1085 [13:48] <clarjon1> turn on updates
#1086 [13:48] <clarjon1> iAN_: nope
#1087 [13:49] <mib_gn14jf> how do i turn it on
#1088 [13:49] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: try clicking it?
#1089 [13:50] <mib_gn14jf> im on this list of things, including the update
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#1091 [13:51] <mib_gn14jf> okay, okay...how do i turn updates on cause i think i clicked something silly
#1092 [13:51] <mib_gn14jf> okay i've gone back
#1093 [13:51] <mib_gn14jf> this is what it says
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#1095 [13:52] <mib_gn14jf> To review all updates you’ve installed from this website or by turning on automatic updating on your computer, see your "update history". ""signify a link
#1096 [13:52] <mib_gn14jf> To review all updates you’ve installed from this website or by turning on automatic updating on your computer, see your "update history". ""signify a link
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#1099 [13:52] <avatar999> Hi
#1100 [13:52] <avatar999> i read that i can't ask here something for my account
#1101 [13:53] <avatar999> where must i go to tell the issue??
#1102 [13:53] <avatar999> (sorry for my bad english)
#1103 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Concerning what, exactly?
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#1106 [13:55] <avatar999> I am sorry for quiting it is because i miss clickt
#1107 [13:55] <mib_gn14jf> so? how do i turn it on?
#1108 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Concerning what, exactly?
#1109 [13:56] <mib_gn14jf> the link just comes with a list of the updates.....nothing i can do from there
#1110 [13:56] <avatar999> so i repeat my question! You can't help me with accounts issues
#1111 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Could you tell us what account issue you're having? We can try pointing you in the right direction.
#1112 [13:57] <avatar999> but where must i go for reporting the issues of acount
#1113 [13:57] <avatar999> account*
#1114 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Could you tell us what account issue you're having?
#1115 [13:57] <mib_gn14jf> hello? clarjon1?
#1116 [13:57] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: yes, turn it on
#1117 [13:57] <avatar999> i forgot my password (or i have been hacked)
#1118 [13:57] <avatar999> and i want to change it
#1119 [13:57] <mib_gn14jf> yeh, how?
#1120 [13:58] <avatar999> but i dont recieve a e-mail
#1121 [13:58] <mib_gn14jf> i see no button which says "turn updates on"
#1122 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Then check all your email addresses. Emails cannot be changed
#1123 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> :resetpass
#1124 [13:58] <WugBot> resetpass: You can reset the password for your minecraft account using the following page: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1125 [13:58] <avatar999> i know but i have dubble checkt it
#1126 [13:58] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306525
#1127 [13:58] <avatar999> oke i try
#1128 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Then you're checking the wrong email account
#1129 [13:59] <avatar999> no because i have bought the game
#1130 [13:59] <avatar999> and i have recieved it on my email
#1131 [13:59] <avatar999> so???
#1132 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - What minecraft username are you using?
#1133 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Hello?
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#1135 [14:00] <avatar999> avatar999
#1136 [14:00] <mib_l67ldl> hello?
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#1138 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Hi
#1139 [14:01] <avatar999> i have the bought code
#1140 [14:01] <mib_l67ldl> I need help signing into minecraft
#1141 [14:01] <avatar999> or transaction code
#1142 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - And what problem do you have signing into minecraft?
#1143 [14:01] <avatar999> Your transaction ID is
#1144 [14:01] <mib_l67ldl> use username and password and it say cant sign in
#1145 [14:02] <mib_l67ldl> you want my ID?
#1146 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - What is the exact error you get?
#1147 [14:02] <mib_gn14jf> done
#1148 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - Send an email to help@mojang.com with your username and transaction ID
#1149 [14:02] <mib_l67ldl> when signing in to minecraft it says "cant sign into minecraft.net
#1150 [14:03] <avatar999> thx and the problem??
#1151 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> Can't sign in, or Can't connect to?
#1152 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> avatar999 - We have no idea.
#1153 [14:03] <avatar999> ok
#1154 [14:03] <mib_gn14jf> look i have to let someone on (they are starting to nag me -_-) i turned automatic updates on......is it now possible to download AMD update? later
#1155 [14:03] <mib_l67ldl> if you just bought the game to you have to wait before playing?
#1156 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - What is your minecraft username?
#1157 [14:03] <mib_gn14jf> if so then i can leave easily
#1158 [14:03] <mib_l67ldl> Ny4nKitt3h
#1159 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> !paid Ny4nKitt3h
#1160 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Shows you've paid for minecraft already
#1161 [14:04] <mib_l67ldl> yes I know :)
#1162 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Check your system's date. It's off
#1163 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Fix it, it'll work then
#1164 [14:04] <mib_l67ldl> what?
#1165 [14:04] <mib_gn14jf> sorry if im butting in but, is someone called Ny4nKitt3h
#1166 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Check your computer's date
#1167 [14:05] <mib_l67ldl> how do i do that
#1168 [14:05] <mib_l67ldl> you mean java?
#1169 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - What operating system are you on?
#1170 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> Windows? Mac? Linux?
#1171 [14:05] <mib_l67ldl> windows 7 x64
#1172 [14:05] <mib_gn14jf> excuse me, is it now possible to do a AMD update?
#1173 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Hover your mouse over the time in the lower right corner. What date does your computer say it is?
#1174 [14:05] <mib_l67ldl> 23rd
#1175 [14:06] <mib_l67ldl> haha
#1176 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Please check your calendar... what day is it?
#1177 [14:06] <mib_l67ldl> 1/23/2012
#1178 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Is today the 23rd?
#1179 [14:06] <mib_l67ldl> but today the 24th
#1180 [14:06] <mib_gn14jf> hello?
#1181 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Right.
#1182 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Hi
#1183 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Double click on the time to bring up a window. Fix it to the 24th
#1184 [14:06] <mib_l67ldl> ok
#1185 [14:07] <mib_gn14jf> is it possible to do an AMD update now?
#1186 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - I have not been following your problem. What is the issue?
#1187 [14:07] <mib_gn14jf> -_____- ill explain
#1188 [14:07] <mib_gn14jf> minecraft closes itself down
#1189 [14:07] <mib_gn14jf> i need to do an AMD update
#1190 [14:07] <mib_l67ldl> wow thanks that retarded lol
#1191 [14:08] <mib_gn14jf> i needed to update microsoft.framework to do so
#1192 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Give me a dxdiag, please
#1193 [14:08] <mib_gn14jf> i updated it
#1194 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_gn14jf win/dxdiag
#1195 [14:08] <VoxelHead> mib_gn14jf: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1196 [14:08] <VoxelHead> mib_gn14jf: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1197 [14:08] <mib_gn14jf> no im explaining what happen
#1198 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> By giving me a dxdiag, I can see what video card you have, and what drivers are currently installed.
#1199 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - I've just read up, you have an AMD graphics card driver issue.
#1200 [14:08] <mib_l67ldl> ok gimme a sec
#1201 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Your problem has been fixed
#1202 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl -You should be able to play minecraft now
#1203 [14:09] <mib_gn14jf> hold on.....how do i get my dxdiag?
#1204 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Follow VoxelHead's instrcutions
#1205 [14:10] <mib_l67ldl> is it?
#1206 [14:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Check minecraft then
#1207 [14:11] <mib_gn14jf> ummm i clciked save all information....where is it saved?
#1208 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Did you save the file? Check your desktop
#1209 [14:12] <mib_l67ldl> ok its signed in but I have another problem its an over computer problem where it closes out any program I have by a not responding error
#1210 [14:12] <mib_l67ldl> so its a minecraft problem
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#1212 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Minecraft closes?
#1213 [14:12] <mib_l67ldl> ya and every program just randomly
#1214 [14:13] <mib_l67ldl> not responding lockup then it wants me to close out
#1215 [14:13] <mib_gn14jf> it isnt coming up, i snrunkm it down....now it isnt coming back up
#1216 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - That sounds like a more serious computer problem that this channel is not suited to fixing.
#1217 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Try bringing your computer to a computer shop and let them do a diagnostics on it.
#1218 [14:14] <mib_gn14jf> look you dont need to see it anyway
#1219 [14:14] <mib_l67ldl> ok because its really iffy and two of my hard drives crashed
#1220 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - And why is that?
#1221 [14:14] <mib_gn14jf> cause ti is irelevant
#1222 [14:15] <mib_gn14jf> after i made an update for my microsoft.framework, is an AMD update possible?
#1223 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - Alright then. Tell me what computer model and manufacturer that computer is. Tell me the computer's video card and RAM. Tell me the operating system.
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#1225 [14:15] <mib_gn14jf> you dont need to know that
#1226 [14:15] <mib_gn14jf> -___-
#1227 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> Then I cannot help you
#1228 [14:15] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/bother
#1229 [14:15] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#1230 [14:15] <mib_gn14jf> -________________-
#1231 [14:15] <magictj> does anyone no where i can download minecraft 1.0.0 ive already brought ut
#1232 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> ?? oldversion
#1233 [14:16] <VoxelHead> oldversion: The only legal way to obtain old versions, other than having your own backups, is using the MCNostalia tool which applies binary patches to the .jar. It can be found here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/800346-tool-mcnostalgia-201/
#1234 [14:16] <DopeGhoti> magictj: nowhere, but you can get 1.1
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#1236 [14:16] <DopeGhoti> ??> magictj win/client
#1237 [14:16] <mib_l67ldl> thankyou guys computers can be your best friend or your worst enemy haa
#1238 [14:16] <VoxelHead> magictj: (win/client) https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe
#1239 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_l67ldl - Sure.
#1240 [14:16] <mib_l67ldl> have a great day
#1241 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> To you as well. Take care.
#1242 [14:16] <mib_gn14jf> and i cant anyway.......the thing wont un-snrink
#1243 [14:17] <mib_gn14jf> it is stuck
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#1248 [14:18] <mib_gn14jf> is the most up to date microsoft.framework:
#1249 [14:18] <CaelThunderwing> is there a plac eto get Vanilla Server 1.0.1? i want to try trhe Skyblock Challenge but under 1.1, the spawnpoint is messed up.
#1250 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> CaelThunderwing - There is not
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#1252 [14:18] <mib_gn14jf> 3.5 SPI
#1253 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - That's great. Doesn't fix the amd video drivers issue
#1254 [14:18] <mib_gn14jf> ?
#1255 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_gn14jf - To fix the amd video drivers issue, you need to update the amd video drivers.
#1256 [14:19] <mib_gn14jf> are you being sarcastic?
#1257 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> No, I'm not
#1258 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> The amd video drivers issue is not connected to the .net framework
#1259 [14:19] <mib_gn14jf> no, the guide said to make sure the microsoft.NET framework is up to date
#1260 [14:19] <clarjon1> what "guide"
#1261 [14:20] <mib_gn14jf> otherwise the AMD driver update may not work
#1262 [14:20] <mib_gn14jf> the video guide on the website
#1263 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> WHat website?
#1264 [14:20] <mib_gn14jf> on the AMD website
#1265 [14:20] <mib_gn14jf> :3
#1266 [14:20] <clarjon1> mib_gn14jf: .net 3.5 should be good. now go get the driver downloaded to install :P
#1267 [14:20] <mib_gn14jf> k thanks
#1268 [14:21] <mib_gn14jf> bye bye, i gtg now
#1269 [14:21] <mib_gn14jf> bye :D
#1270 [14:21] <clarjon1> k
#1271 [14:23] <[L]> Herp
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#1276 [14:54] <jRm567> I click the game, it comes up. Then i hit log in and it crashed giving me a "Minecraft Crashed" message. How do i fix this?
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#1278 [14:57] <xales> jRm567: Has it worked before?
#1279 [14:57] <jRm567> Yes i have been playing it for a month now.
#1280 [14:57] <xales> Did you try to install any mods, texture packs, or other such unsupported content?
#1281 [14:58] <jRm567> Once but i worked fine afterwords
#1282 [14:58] <xales> ??> jRm567 forceupdate
#1283 [14:58] <VoxelHead> jRm567: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1284 [14:58] <VoxelHead> jRm567: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1285 [14:58] <jRm567> Ty
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#1287 [14:59] <curmet> hi
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#1290 [15:00] <curmet> every time i just got a new graphics cardand i tried to play minecraft and i get an error message worked before tried in browser also
#1291 [15:01] <jRm567> Now it downloads the packages but instead of going to the Mojang screen it crashes.
#1292 [15:02] <curmet> sorry if im doing this wrong maby im just a daft girl
#1293 [15:03] <oldtopman> ??> curmet gpu/update
#1294 [15:03] <VoxelHead> curmet: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#1295 [15:03] <curmet> hmm
#1296 [15:03] <curmet> ive tried thaty
#1297 [15:04] <jRm567> I went to the in browser game on the mine craft website. it crashes there too.
#1298 [15:04] <curmet> as a note i ave linuix
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#1300 [15:04] <curmet> i feel like im bothering people sorrys
#1301 [15:05] <curmet> the card is a pci en210 silent
#1302 [15:08] <curmet> would you need a picture of the error message
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#1304 [15:14] <mib_ltq2z9> do you help problems with minecraft?
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#1307 [15:16] <somechick> hi
#1308 [15:16] <somechick> to whom do i ask
#1309 [15:16] <somechick> aww
#1310 [15:17] <somechick> never get any help
#1311 [15:17] <andrewxios> just ask
#1312 [15:18] <somechick> well i got a new graphics card for my birthday i have linuix on my computer
#1313 [15:18] <somechick> its a en210silent
#1314 [15:18] <somechick> when i attempt to play minecraft i receive an error message
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#1316 [15:19] <andrewxios> what does it say?
#1317 [15:19] <somechick> hold on
#1318 [15:19] <somechick> pls
#1319 [15:19] <somechick> sorry
#1320 [15:19] <andrewxios> ok
#1321 [15:19] <Wug> probably the "unable to pick an accelerated pixel format" or whatever it is
#1322 [15:20] <andrewxios> or maybe outdated drivers
#1323 [15:20] <Wug> thats what that error means :/
#1324 [15:20] <jRm567> Minecraft crashes after i log into it..
#1325 [15:20] <andrewxios> well i get a different message when that happens
#1326 [15:20] <jRm567> It worked yesterday..
#1327 [15:20] <Wug> jRm567: did you try to install any mods
#1328 [15:20] <jRm567> i tried the force update
#1329 [15:21] <jRm567> once
#1330 [15:21] <Wug> do you have any texture packs
#1331 [15:21] <jRm567> no
#1332 [15:21] <somechick> its long
#1333 [15:21] <Wug> does it actually crash, or does it just stop loading
#1334 [15:21] <Wug> somechick: pastebin.com
#1335 [15:21] <somechick> what parts would you need
#1336 [15:21] <jRm567> it says Minecraft has crashed
#1337 [15:22] <Wug> somechick: the whole thing, put it on pastebin
#1338 [15:22] <Wug> jRm567: what else does it say
#1339 [15:22] <somechick> yesok
#1340 [15:22] <jRm567> To email the crash message to support@mojang.com. i have
#1341 [15:23] <Wug> jRm567: I mean what is the crash message
#1342 [15:23] <Wug> please copy the entire thing and put it on pastebin.com
#1343 [15:23] <somechick> whats the key to copy it wont let me copy it
#1344 [15:23] <jRm567> it says failed to get system properties, then below it says could not create pixel format
#1345 [15:23] <Wug> somechick: ctrl+c?
#1346 [15:24] <somechick> sorry
#1347 [15:24] <Wug> jRm567: that would be graphics drivers
#1348 [15:24] <jRm567> How do i fix it?
#1349 [15:24] <jRm567> It worked yesterday..
#1350 [15:24] <Wug> :dx > jRm567
#1351 [15:24] <WugBot> jRm567: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1352 [15:24] <WugBot> jRm567: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1353 [15:24] <somechick> it not letting me
#1354 [15:24] <somechick> well it say minecraft has crashed
#1355 [15:24] <somechick> and encountered a problem
#1356 [15:25] <andrewxios> make a screenshot then if it doesnt work
#1357 [15:25] <Wug> ^
#1358 [15:25] <jRm567> win?
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#1360 [15:25] <jRm567> what key is Win?
#1361 [15:25] <Wug> :win/keu
#1362 [15:25] <Wug> :win/key
#1363 [15:25] <WugBot> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1364 [15:25] <somechick> ok then how do i send it to you
#1365 [15:25] <jRm567> I have a Mac
#1366 [15:25] <somechick> im very new to linuix
#1367 [15:25] <andrewxios> http://imageshack.us/
#1368 [15:26] <jRm567> ITs probably command on a mac
#1369 [15:26] <andrewxios> that link was for you somechick
#1370 [15:26] <Wug> jRm567: oh, this is a mac.
#1371 [15:26] <jRm567> Yes its a mac
#1372 [15:26] <jRm567> Sorry i probably should've mentioned that
#1373 [15:26] <Wug> I have no idea how to fix driver errors on macs
#1374 [15:26] <jRm567> ok
#1375 [15:26] <Wug> according to steve jobs' ghost, they dont happen :o
#1376 [15:27] <jRm567> I'll just wait for mojang support to email back
#1377 [15:27] <Wug> mojang wont be able to fix it either
#1378 [15:27] <Wug> can you take it to a mac store?
#1379 [15:27] <jRm567> Hmm
#1380 [15:27] <Wug> it would help also if you could show them exactly whats wrong
#1381 [15:28] <somechick> im a fail
#1382 [15:28] <somechick> im really sorry
#1383 [15:28] <jRm567> Ok
#1384 [15:28] <Wug> we see people with driver issues on windows all the time but I dont think ive ever seen one on a mac before :P
#1385 [15:28] <Wug> somechick: <.<
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#1387 [15:28] <Wug> having trouble uploading the screenshot?
#1388 [15:28] <Wug> dont know how to take it?
#1389 [15:29] <jRm567> Lol once in a lifetime chance to see it eh?
#1390 [15:29] <jRm567> Alright well thanks anyway
#1391 [15:30] <somechick> its not in my files
#1392 [15:30] <somechick> i took one
#1393 [15:31] <andrewxios> what linux version do you have?, ubuntu?
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#1396 [15:32] <somechick> i dont remeber how would i know
#1397 [15:33] <somechick> ill just typ it
#1398 [15:33] <somechick> oh duh it ubuntu
#1399 [15:34] <andrewxios> http://tips.webdesign10.com/how-to-take-a-screenshot-with-ubuntu-linux try that im not sure if it works because i dont run ubuntu
#1400 [15:34] <Frymaster> somechick: type "cat /proc/version_signature" abd it'll give you the full version details
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#1402 [15:37] <somechick> it not woking in the error message there is just specs ill give you the erroor
#1403 [15:40] <somechick> failed to get system propertys (java.lang.nullpointerexception
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#1405 [15:41] <guacamole> hey i need help with my start server button
#1406 [15:41] <guacamole> i have windowws
#1407 [15:41] <somechick> lucky
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#1409 [15:42] <guacamole> yet when i click "start server" it always says java is not recognized!
#1410 [15:42] <guacamole> how can i fix this?
#1411 [15:42] <guacamole> how can i fix this?
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#1415 [15:43] <guacamole> anyone?
#1416 [15:43] <Frymaster> guacamole, what the hell is a "start server button"?
#1417 [15:43] <guacamole> :I
#1418 [15:43] <somechick> ?
#1419 [15:43] <guacamole> nvm
#1420 [15:44] <somechick> do you need more
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#1423 [15:46] <somechick> im sorry
#1424 [15:47] <bellows> can someone send me pastebin
#1425 [15:48] <somechick> i dont know how
#1426 [15:48] <somechick> am i just a bother?
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#1428 [15:49] <DreadLindwyrm> bellows pastebin.com It's a website not a package
#1429 [15:50] <somechick> :(
#1430 [15:50] <bellows> i have the dxdiag that someone needs to look at for me
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#1432 [15:56] <Paul> Please can i have some help with permissions on my server I'm kinda desperate
#1433 [15:56] <Paul> ...
#1434 [15:57] <Paul> Helooo?
#1435 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> ?? mods
#1436 [15:57] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers
#1437 [15:57] <VoxelHead> mods: as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#1438 [15:58] <bellows> hellow
#1439 [15:58] <Paul> Not mods
#1440 [15:58] <Paul> Bukkit Plugins
#1441 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> Paul - For bukkit help, use #bukkit
#1442 [15:58] <Paul> Thanks
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#1444 [16:00] <bellows> greyvulpine i have the dxdiag thing that you wanted to see
#1445 [16:00] <GreyVulpine> Who are you again?
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#1447 [16:01] <xxmadman123xx> hi
#1448 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> Hi.
#1449 [16:01] <bellows> im the guy that dident know how to send you dxdiag file
#1450 [16:01] <GreyVulpine> That doesn't narrow it down much
#1451 [16:01] <somechick> can someone help me
#1452 [16:01] <somechick> pwease
#1453 [16:02] <bellows> mib_7
#1454 [16:02] <Wug> bellows: we see a lot of mibs
#1455 [16:02] <Wug> they're all random
#1456 [16:02] <bellows> oh
#1457 [16:02] <somechick> so what does the error mean
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#1459 [16:03] <mib_2agv1b> can someone help me i can run minecraft but when i join a server its shuts of
#1460 [16:03] <mib_2agv1b> i have a windows xp professional
#1461 [16:04] <somechick> oh ex
#1462 [16:04] <somechick> ep
#1463 [16:04] <somechick> xp
#1464 [16:04] <bellows> but do you think you would be able to check the dxdiag to make sure its ok
#1465 [16:04] <somechick> lol
#1466 [16:04] <mib_2agv1b> do u know how i can fix it
#1467 [16:05] <xxmadman123xx> i paid for the game, at first it said it did not work, then it said it did, but when i try to launch the game it says im not premium. what should i do?
#1468 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Sure, give me the dxdiag
#1469 [16:05] <mib_2agv1b> how
#1470 [16:05] <bellows> i need pastebin
#1471 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> www.pastebin.com
#1472 [16:05] <bellows> oh thank you
#1473 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> xxmadman123xx - "User not premium" means Mojang has not received confirmation of payment from your financial institution. Call your bank
#1474 [16:06] <mib_2agv1b> how do i give u a dxdiag
#1475 [16:06] <xxmadman123xx> oh i see, thank you
#1476 [16:07] <mib_2agv1b> how do i give u a dxdiag
#1477 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Do you get an actual error report or a crash log when minecraft crashes?
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#1479 [16:08] <bellows> i forgot how to do that
#1480 [16:08] <mib_2agv1b> i go on a server and it lets me play for like 1 second then the hole minecraft launcher shuts down
#1481 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Do you get an actual error report or a crash log when minecraft shuts down?
#1482 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Could you start from the top? I do not remember your problem
#1483 [16:09] <mib_2agv1b> it just shuts down no error message
#1484 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - How do you launch minecraft?
#1485 [16:09] <mib_2agv1b> what do u mean?
#1486 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Do you use the inbrowser client at minecraft.net, or an icon on your desktop to launch minecraft?
#1487 [16:10] <mib_2agv1b> icon on desktop
#1488 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Look at your desktop. Do you see any files named hs_err_pid?
#1489 [16:10] <bellows> hello
#1490 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Hello.
#1491 [16:10] <mib_2agv1b> yes
#1492 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Could you start from the top? I do not remember your problem
#1493 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Please copy the contents of the hs_err_pid error log to pastebin.com and submit it. Then give us the URL address so that we may read it
#1494 [16:11] <mib_2agv1b> k
#1495 [16:11] <bellows> the dxdiag i forgot how to put it on to here
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#1497 [16:12] <mib_2agv1b> http://pastebin.com/msnBVCLK
#1498 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> :dx > bellows
#1499 [16:12] <WugBot> bellows: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1500 [16:12] <WugBot> bellows: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1501 [16:12] <mib_2agv1b> there
#1502 [16:13] <bellows> how do u copy the link
#1503 [16:13] <mib_2agv1b> GreyVulpine are u there
#1504 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> bellows - How do you give somebody else a link via the http:// address in your browser's address bar?
#1505 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Yes. One moment while i read it.
#1506 [16:13] <mib_2agv1b> k
#1507 [16:14] <bellows> http://pastebin.com/c5GgLsHd
#1508 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - Looks like your problem is that your computer's video card, which is a Unichrome/S3 brand, is too old to handle minecraft. You'll want to either upgrade it, or find a different computer
#1509 [16:15] <mib_2agv1b> but it worked before
#1510 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Why am I looking at your dxdiag again?
#1511 [16:15] <mib_2agv1b> then now it will not work
#1512 [16:15] <bellows> mine is on their now
#1513 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - There's nothing I can do for you there. Minecraft is a very resource intensive game, which requires a relatively modern video card
#1514 [16:16] <GreyVulpine> bellows - What was your original problem? Why am I looking at your dxdiag?
#1515 [16:16] <mib_2agv1b> so u can not help me
#1516 [16:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_2agv1b - I can recommend that you either upgrade your video card, or find a different computer to play minecraft on. I do not have a magic wand I can wave over your computer to fix it, unfortunately.
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#1518 [16:16] <bellows> it kept saying failed to start minecraft
#1519 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> bellows - What does the full error say?
#1520 [16:17] <bellows> jest a sec
#1521 [16:17] <jonathon> k bye :( :( :( :(
#1522 [16:17] <Chauncey> Im having a problem starting MC up. I have the "opengl32.dll" driver in my system32 folder and that was supposed to fix the bad graphics card error, but it diddnt.
#1523 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - To fix the bad graphics card error, you need to update your video card's drivers
#1524 [16:19] <GreyVulpine> OpenGL is usually included in a video driver package.
#1525 [16:19] <bellows> it says pixel format not accelerated
#1526 [16:19] <Chauncey> I tried on some website and it wanted to charge me $49.95
#1527 [16:19] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - What operating system are you on?
#1528 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> bellows - One moment
#1529 [16:20] <bellows> k
#1530 [16:20] <Chauncey> windows XP service pack 3
#1531 [16:20] <somechick> fuck\
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#1533 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Please give us a dxdiag, it'll show us more information about your system, including what video card you have
#1534 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> Chauncey win/dxdiag
#1535 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Chauncey: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1536 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Chauncey: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1537 [16:21] <Chauncey> ill run DXDIAG now. what am I speciffically looking for
#1538 [16:21] <Chauncey> oh nvm
#1539 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Please download the full software suite from ati's site here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/9-3/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?&lang=English
#1540 [16:22] <Chauncey> ok give it a min, I tried to run DXDIAG before and it takes a few mins to load
#1541 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> Once you've downloaded it, install it. It'll likely ask you to reboot your system at the end. Do so, then try minecraft
#1542 [16:23] <Chauncey> try not to laugh at my comps specs, its from 2000
#1543 [16:23] <bellows> k
#1544 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Hmm, I'll try, but minecraft is a relatively modern game, with relatively modern demands...
#1545 [16:24] <Chauncey> http://pastebin.com/WpPy1EqC
#1546 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy.
#1547 [16:25] <Chauncey> i used to be able to run it fine cept for the 2 FPS avg. now the 1.1 update sorta screwed me.
#1548 [16:25] <Chauncey> and i cant run it at all
#1549 [16:26] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, this is a really old computer, give me a few.
#1550 [16:26] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, this is a really old computer, give me a few.
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#1553 [16:26] <Chauncey> take your time
#1554 [16:26] <Chauncey> thank god this comps gonna not be with me long
#1555 [16:27] <Chauncey> i hate this thing sooooo bad
#1556 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> The deal is, on top of this thing being an old dinosaur, it has less than a gig of RAM. Your computer also has an integrated intel video card, which further complicates matters because it shares system RAM to do 3d acceleration for games.
#1557 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> The deal is, on top of this thing being an old dinosaur, it has less than a gig of RAM. Your computer also has an integrated intel video card, which further complicates matters because it shares system RAM to do 3d acceleration for games.
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#1559 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft tries to reserve up to a gig of RAM itself, not to mention the windows operating system, and any other programs you have running at the time
#1560 [16:28] <Chauncey> how can i run MC then?
#1561 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Getting to that part
#1562 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - What you can try is this: http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#1563 [16:28] <Chauncey> i run MC and windows media player and i dont lag too bad
#1564 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - It'll run minecraft using a batch file, and tries to limit minecraft down to 256 megs of RAM.
#1565 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Hopefully that'll work, but only way to know is to try.
#1566 [16:29] <Chauncey> ok, ill be back in a few and tell ya if it worked.
#1567 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> G'luck
#1568 [16:29] <Chauncey> can i alter the ram from 256MB to like 512MB?
#1569 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> I would not recommend it
#1570 [16:30] <Chauncey> i can run MC fine on my 768MB
#1571 [16:30] <Chauncey> so im pretty confident that 512 wouldnt be so bad.
#1572 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Alright. Do this for me. Right click on your taskbar at the bottom. Go to "Task manager"
#1573 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Go over to the performance tab. Look at Physical Memory (K).
#1574 [16:31] <Chauncey> cant find it. can i do run and type in task bar?
#1575 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - No, your task bar, at the bottom of your screen?
#1576 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> It's where you have the start button, and your system's time?
#1577 [16:31] <Chauncey> oh i thought it was in start
#1578 [16:31] <Chauncey> im drepaderping atm
#1579 [16:32] <Chauncey> 2 hrs of sleep
#1580 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#1581 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> Got the task manager open?
#1582 [16:32] <Chauncey> my page file usage it at 1.17GB and cpu is avgin 15%
#1583 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> Look at Physical Memory (K). What is the number, roughly, next to available?
#1584 [16:33] <Chauncey> the bumbers on phys mem are big so i assume there in KB
#1585 [16:33] <Chauncey> 249500
#1586 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> Your computer currently has 250 megs free of RAM.
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#1588 [16:33] <Chauncey> great ---
#1589 [16:33] <Chauncey> * -_-
#1590 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> The rest, is taken up by windows, any running programs, and your video card
#1591 [16:34] <Chauncey> on my comp would i have space for RAM stick thingies?
#1592 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Depends on the computer, most likely yes.
#1593 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> Anyhoo, try the instructions I gave you earlier.
#1594 [16:34] <Chauncey> i might get some later
#1595 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#1596 [16:34] <Chauncey> kk ill try MC on the bat file
#1597 [16:34] <Chauncey> brb
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#1599 [16:41] <Chauncey> It opend up a command prompt like window
#1600 [16:41] <Chauncey> now it opend the launcher
#1601 [16:42] <Chauncey> and it worked :D
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#1603 [16:42] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1603 [16:42] <Chauncey> thanks so much you are god.
#1604 [16:43] <LPMHLPMH> when i download the snapshot 12 03a pre release and i launch minecraft it brings me to a screen that says UPDATING but it never gets of the screen
#1605 [16:44] <Chauncey> would you mind telling me how to get past an internet blocking thingy at school? me and my friends are trying to run a MC server off our school network
#1606 [16:44] <Chauncey> and we cant connect to minecraft.net
#1607 [16:45] <Chauncey> do i need to keep the folder open or just the bat?
#1608 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Chauncey - Just the bat
#1609 [16:45] <Chauncey> ah sweet. thanks
#1610 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> LPMHLPMH - snapshots are used at the user's own risk
#1611 [16:46] <LPMHLPMH> but how do i get it to work
#1612 [16:46] <LPMHLPMH> because even when i used to try the 1.9 pre realeses
#1613 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Do a force update. Then replace the snapshot in your .minecraft/bin/ folder
#1614 [16:46] <LPMHLPMH> the samwe happens
#1615 [16:47] <LPMHLPMH> but i wanna use the snapshot
#1616 [16:47] * GreyVulpine shrugs then
#1616 [16:48] <LPMHLPMH> :(
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#1621 [16:55] <wilma> i need help with server i set up a server but my friends cant conect
#1622 [16:55] <wilma> i need help with server i set up a server but my friends cant conect
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#1625 [16:58] <mib_kh5yyx> hello
#1626 [16:58] <mib_kh5yyx> hello
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#1630 [17:02] <Puddles> can someone help me
#1631 [17:02] <Puddles> anyone
#1632 [17:02] <Slicker> hello - anyone know if there is a issue with Eye of Ender leading to no stronghold locations
#1633 [17:03] <Slicker> like leading to the wrong location
#1634 [17:03] <Puddles> im having server problems
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#1639 [17:14] <bbc1233> hi
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#1641 [17:14] <bbc1233> it's me a gin um
#1642 [17:15] <bbc1233> but um i need more help
#1643 [17:16] <bbc1233> hello
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#1645 [17:17] <bbc1233> i need help
#1646 [17:17] <Har_Har> !check northviewheights.no-ip.org
#1647 [17:17] <Har_Har> aweeesom
#1648 [17:18] <bbc1233> can sum 1 help me
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#1652 [17:20] <bbc1233> hellp admin is sum 1 her to help me ples
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#1654 [17:24] <Boreeas> bbc1233: Yws?
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#1656 [17:25] <bbc1233> ok remebey yester day
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#1659 [17:27] <IIIZincIII> why cant i play minecraft
#1660 [17:28] <bbc1233> remeber yester day my problum bus i wus giting boled on big minecraft servers and i wonted a liitel server wes 5 or 10 pepol that wod be nice to me
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#1662 [17:28] <DreadLindwyrm> IIIZincIII: what happens when you try?
#1663 [17:29] <IIIZincIII> when i try to log in to my acc it says cant cconnect to minecraft.net
#1664 [17:29] <Boreeas> bbc1233: Can you try to speak english please?
#1665 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Has minecraft ever worked before?
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#1667 [17:30] <Aikar> bbc1233: O.o how old are you?
#1668 [17:30] <bbc1233> ok ill triy
#1669 [17:30] <IIIZincIII> yes it worked like yesterday
#1670 [17:30] <bbc1233> hold on
#1671 [17:30] <Puddles> i need help im having server problems
#1672 [17:30] <IIIZincIII> and it has (not downloaded)
#1673 [17:31] <DreadLindwyrm> !login
#1674 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - What is your minecraft username?
#1675 [17:31] <IIIZincIII> and it is downloaded
#1676 [17:31] <DreadLindwyrm> OK, so the server is up...
#1677 [17:31] <IIIZincIII> iiizinciii
#1678 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> !paid iiizinciii
#1679 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Are you in new york?
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#1681 [17:31] <IIIZincIII> no
#1682 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Are you on central time?
#1683 [17:32] <IIIZincIII> yes
#1684 [17:32] <Boreeas> <.<
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#1686 [17:32] <IIIZincIII> and i tryed on other comps in my house and they work
#1687 [17:32] <IIIZincIII> not on mine thogh
#1688 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Are you on the computer right now that's having the problem?
#1689 [17:32] <Puddles> can someone help me
#1690 [17:32] <IIIZincIII> no
#1691 [17:32] <Puddles> lol
#1692 [17:33] <Arkelos> I'm having a Can not connect to Minecraft.net error, but I can log into the website perfectly.
#1693 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Please check the computer's date and time on the computer having the problem
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#1695 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> Arkelos - Check your computer's date
#1696 [17:33] <IIIZincIII> i tryed to log in to my acc on minecraft.net
#1697 [17:33] <IIIZincIII> its 4:33 1/23/2012
#1698 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - And what day is it today?
#1699 [17:33] <IIIZincIII> its the 23rd
#1700 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Check your calendar again
#1701 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> What day is it?
#1702 [17:34] <IIIZincIII> 23rd
#1703 [17:34] <Arkelos> 24th?
#1704 [17:34] <bbc1233> me
#1705 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Arkelos - Yes, check your computer's date.
#1706 [17:34] <IIIZincIII> is it the 24th?
#1707 [17:34] <Arkelos> says 23rd changing now.
#1708 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Yes, your computer is telling you it's the 23rd. I'm asking you, what day is it today?
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#1710 [17:34] <Arkelos> Tues day
#1711 [17:35] <IIIZincIII> tuesday
#1712 [17:35] <DreadLindwyrm> Tuesday the ???
#1713 [17:35] <IIIZincIII> OOOO
#1714 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> They finally get it
#1715 [17:35] <IIIZincIII> it says monday
#1716 [17:35] <Arkelos> huhu~
#1717 [17:35] <Arkelos> Alright
#1718 [17:35] <bbc1233> remeber yester day my problum bus i wus giting boled on big minecraft servers and i wonted a liitel server wes 5 or 10 pepol that wod be nice to me
#1719 [17:35] <Arkelos> lets try this out
#1720 [17:35] <IIIZincIII> why does that matter?
#1721 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> Trust me. Fix it, minecraft will work again
#1722 [17:35] <IIIZincIII> ok
#1723 [17:36] <Arkelos> Thank you for helping me, that was such an easy fix.
#1724 [17:36] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1724 [17:36] <IIIZincIII> that is so wierd
#1725 [17:36] <Arkelos> I appreciate your time, have a great day. :)
#1726 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> You're not the first person with the wrong date in the past couple days
#1727 [17:36] <DreadLindwyrm> I'd never have thought of that.
#1728 [17:36] <Boreeas> bbc1233: That's still no English. Seriously, I'm not understanding you.
#1729 [17:36] <IIIZincIII> why does that matter thogh?
#1730 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea what's going on, but the computer's date has been off with people across the globe
#1731 [17:37] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: The SSL certificate of minecraft.net
#1732 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - SSL authentication, which is what the client uses to authenticate your username, depends on a valid date and time
#1733 [17:37] <DreadLindwyrm> There's probably one of the central time servers has gone mad or something.
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#1735 [17:37] <IIIZincIII> thats odd
#1736 [17:37] <bbc1233> o im sorry i got ters in mt eys
#1737 [17:37] <Arkelos> Have a good one folks, and thanks again for the help.
#1738 [17:37] <DreadLindwyrm> bbc1233: Please can you try to type in good, clear, properly spelled english?
#1739 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> Glad we could help
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#1741 [17:38] <Puddles> im having server problems
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#1743 [17:38] <IIIZincIII> lol im just going to stay on here for a bit
#1744 [17:38] <IIIZincIII> hey grey
#1745 [17:38] <Puddles> my friend cant connect to my server i just recently made it
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#1747 [17:38] <Boreeas> Puddles: Error?
#1748 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> Puddles - Hosting at home? At work? school?
#1749 [17:39] <Puddles> at home
#1750 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Did you buy a hosting solution?
#1751 [17:39] <IIIZincIII> i have one more question
#1752 [17:39] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: Go ahead, ask
#1753 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Puddles - Have you port forwarded?
#1754 [17:39] <Puddles> dont think so
#1755 [17:39] <IIIZincIII> when i set minecraft to run off of widows 2000 why doesnt it do anything
#1756 [17:39] <IIIZincIII> windows
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#1758 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> That would be why your friends can't connect from outside your house. You'll need to go into your router's configuration page and do port forwarding
#1759 [17:39] <Puddles> no i use logmeinhamachi
#1760 [17:39] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: Explain that please. You are trying to run "indows2000?
#1761 [17:39] <Wug> :hamachi > Puddles
#1762 [17:39] <WugBot> Puddles: (hamachi) Hamachi is sofrware designed to emulate a local area network over the internet. It can be used in specific situations to allow software that only works over such a local network to work over the internet.
#1763 [17:39] <WugBot> Puddles: (hamachi) Minecraft Servers work fine over the internet without hamachi (if they're set up correctly). Hamachi does nothing that minecraft does not already do, except add extra complications.
#1764 [17:39] * mib_z86p33 [mib_z86p33@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1765 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> We do not support ....
#1766 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> ^
#1767 [17:40] <Wug> inb4
#1768 [17:40] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1769 [17:40] <jasper> hey i have a java prob when i open minecraft it just crashes and creates a file called hr_err_183 any help?
#1770 [17:40] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug
#1770 [17:40] * Wug sails through the air
#1770 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> jasper - Please copy the contents of that error report to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#1771 [17:40] <CrusaderDeleters> So grey, have you seen any collision errors? :P
#1772 [17:40] <Wug> brb relocating. back in ~30 minutes
#1773 [17:40] <IIIZincIII> ya on minecraft properties i am trying to run minecraft off of windows 2000 on a windows 7 comp and it doesnt do anything
#1774 [17:40] <Puddles> my friend has a server and he uses logmein and we can connect to his fine
#1775 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> CrusaderDeleters - Collision errors?
#1776 [17:40] <CrusaderDeleters> I have them while going under a block, and from the side
#1777 [17:41] <CrusaderDeleters> It will just push my character away like sand has fallen on me
#1778 [17:41] <CrusaderDeleters> but it won't clip
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#1780 [17:41] <IIIZincIII> hello?
#1781 [17:41] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: That might not entirely related to you problem, but why the heck are you running Windows 2000 in first place?
#1782 [17:41] * GreyVulpine shrugs, "Haven't had the chance to try out minecraft since 1.0.1 yet"
#1782 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> Probably running minecraft under win2000 compatibility mode in win7
#1783 [17:41] <IIIZincIII> o i figured out it makes it run faster :p
#1784 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> It doesn't
#1785 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> The compatiblity mode makes legacy/outdated programs run in a different environment
#1786 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is not a legacy or outdated program
#1787 [17:42] <IIIZincIII> ...
#1788 [17:42] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: Windows 2000 < Windows 7
#1789 [17:43] <IIIZincIII> are you on here all day and night?
#1790 [17:43] <IIIZincIII> lol that was random
#1791 [17:43] <Boreeas> IIIZincIII: Bounc'd
#1792 [17:43] <bbc1233> ok remember yesterday my problem i wus getting boled on big minecraft servers and i wonted to get on a liitel server wes 5 or 10 pepol that wod be nice to me
#1793 [17:43] <IIIZincIII> srry
#1794 [17:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Windows 2000 < xp > 7
#1795 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> As we're volunteers, we come here on our own free time.
#1796 [17:43] <CrusaderDeleters> :D
#1797 [17:43] <DreadLindwyrm> bbc1233: That makes no sense. Can you re-type that in clear english please?
#1798 [17:43] <IIIZincIII> hey greyvulpine
#1799 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1800 [17:44] <Boreeas> DreadLindwyrm: Don't bother :P
#1801 [17:44] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1802 [17:44] <IIIZincIII> i got a gaming comp
#1803 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> IIIZincIII - Yes?
#1804 [17:44] <IIIZincIII> :D
#1805 [17:44] <bbc1233> but i am english im crying thow
#1806 [17:44] <Boreeas> ;kick bbc1233 http://www.grammarbook.com/english_rules.asp
#1807 [17:44] * WugBot kicked bbc1233 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: bc1233 :http://www.grammarbook.com/english_rules.asp)
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#1809 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> bbc1233 how old are you
#1810 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> how old was he?
#1811 [17:45] <DreadLindwyrm> Never mind. I was going to point him to #smp
#1812 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> No idea.
#1813 [17:45] <bbc1233> 9
#1814 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> more like 8
#1815 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> o
#1816 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> what
#1817 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> he
#1818 [17:45] <Puddles> lol^
#1819 [17:45] <DreadLindwyrm> Try asking in #smp if you're looking for a server.
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#1821 [17:45] <IIIZincIII> ?
#1822 [17:46] <jasper> this error comes up http://pastebin.com/Nw4KT3Rn help!!!
#1823 [17:46] <bbc1233> hay no i use to live in jopan so dont gev me that
#1824 [17:46] <IIIZincIII> ooooooo
#1825 [17:46] <IIIZincIII> he
#1826 [17:46] <mib_586u84> can someone help me please
#1827 [17:46] <IIIZincIII> is from japan
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#1829 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> jasper - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#1830 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> jasper win/dxdiag
#1831 [17:47] <VoxelHead> jasper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1832 [17:47] <VoxelHead> jasper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1833 [17:47] <IIIZincIII> love you guys!!1!!
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#1835 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_586u84 - Help you with what?
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#1837 [17:47] <mib_586u84> server issue
#1838 [17:47] <bbc1233> no i uesto live ther im not uest to howd werds
#1839 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_586u84 - Could you elaborate?
#1840 [17:48] <Boreeas> !kick bbc1233 translate.google.com
#1841 [17:48] * AuBot kicked Boreeas from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oreeas :No. Just...No.)
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#1844 [17:48] <Boreeas> Grrr....
#1845 [17:48] <mib_586u84> ya i have a server but it says cannat bind to port
#1846 [17:48] <Boreeas> mib_586u84: What port did you put in the server.properties?
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#1848 [17:48] <Puddles> i have my server up and my friend cant connect
#1849 [17:48] <DreadLindwyrm> bbc1233: If you want servers to play on, click on this link and ask there: #smp
#1850 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> Puddles - We provide no help for minecraft servers run on Hamachi here.
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#1852 [17:49] <bbc1233> no its not that
#1853 [17:49] <Puddles> ok
#1854 [17:49] <Puddles> ok
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#1857 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> bbc1233 - There are thousands upon thousands of servers out there, each with their own method of play. We do not know each and every one of them.
#1858 [17:50] <bbc1233> pepol are bullying me on big servers
#1859 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> bbc1233 - There's also potentially over 4 and a half million people who have purchased minecraft. We have no comprehensive list of who's a good guy, and who's not
#1860 [17:50] * Boreeas gives GreyVulpine a cake for deciphering the code
#1860 [17:51] <mib_586u84> there is no place for that. You mean server-port????
#1861 [17:51] <Boreeas> mib_586u84: Yes
#1862 [17:51] <jasper> www.pastebin.com/b9RDyBaP
#1863 [17:51] <mib_586u84> Boreeas
#1864 [17:52] <jasper> thats my dxdiag
#1865 [17:52] <CrusaderDeleters> 128 mb of memory?!
#1866 [17:52] <mib_586u84> umm will anone answer
#1867 [17:52] <mib_586u84> *anyone
#1868 [17:52] <wajeemba> hello all, I'm running a vanilla server (was bukkit at one point) and getting "java.net.SocketException: Too many open files" faster than the screen can refresh. Could it be a map import error between different versions/are there any map cleanup utilities I could run?
#1869 [17:53] <Boreeas> mib_586u84: I said "Yes" - what did you put in that line?
#1870 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> jasper - Please download and install these drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#1871 [17:53] <mib_586u84> uhh hello?
#1872 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> wajeemba - For bukkit support, try /join #bukkit
#1873 [17:54] <mib_586u84> ummmmm
#1874 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> er, sorry, just got that was a vanilla server instead
#1875 [17:54] <jasper> ill do that
#1876 [17:54] <wajeemba> right- that's why I'm confused
#1877 [17:54] <wajeemba> no plugins, never have had any
#1878 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> wajeemba - Could you paste the contents of the server.log to www.pastebin.com and give the URL to us?
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#1880 [17:54] <mib_586u84> is anyone even on?
#1881 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_586u84 - Could you copy the full server.properties file to pastebin.com and give us the URL?
#1882 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_586u84 - Only 183 o fus
#1883 [17:55] <mib_586u84> ok i quit
#1884 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> of us
#1885 [17:55] * GreyVulpine waves
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#1886 [17:56] <DreadLindwyrm> could mib not see any answers?
#1887 [17:57] <jasper> GreyVulpine are those drivers free?
#1888 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> jasper - Yes
#1889 [17:57] <jasper> k thanks
#1890 [17:57] <bbc1233> ok i went to wer you tod me to go but no 1 is help ing me
#1891 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> DreadLindwyrm - Because not everybody revolves around him, and that he thought he was the only person in the channel
#1892 [17:58] <Boreeas> bbc1233: That might be because a) you didn't state your question and b) no one with the exception of Grey can understand you
#1893 [17:59] <CrusaderDeleters> Not even I could.
#1894 [17:59] <CrusaderDeleters> And I can understand even the dumbest of people.
#1895 [17:59] <bbc1233> my mom my dad and my sis
#1896 [18:00] <CrusaderDeleters> (Not calling you stupid)
#1897 [18:00] <Boreeas> CrusaderDeleters: Well, yes, you are
#1898 [18:00] <wajeemba> greyvulpine: http://pastebin.com/y4CnXicp The log file itself didn't want to open- so this is the exact error that keeps looping.
#1899 [18:00] <CrusaderDeleters> Lol, I wish I coulda just erased what I said XD
#1900 [18:01] <CrusaderDeleters> My statement was not intended to call anyone anything. So, if you could just forgive me for my foolish string of words. :(
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#1902 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> wajeemba - Something's opening up too many files. Don't think I've seen this on a vanilla server.
#1903 [18:03] <wajeemba> The only thing I can think of is that the dedicated server's hard drive somehow got corrupted- I was able to rebuld the reiserfs partition and recover the world, so that could be complicating things.
#1904 [18:03] <megluvskeisha> Hi, we purchased minecraft. My daughter is 11. She can't seem to find the original version she loved so much with the monsters in it. The version now is different and has no monsters. We are confused about how to find the original version and I am completely useless in the techie world. Please help us???
#1905 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> wajeemba - Could be that the world's corrupt. Could you try it with a new world entirely?
#1906 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> megluvskeisha - How are you launching minecraft?
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#1908 [18:04] <megluvskeisha> We have it saved in favorites. Is that what you mean?
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#1910 [18:04] <Boreeas> Users.getUserFactory().createDefaultUserObject("CrusaderDeleters").getSimpleStatementFactory(StatementType.THOUGHTLESS).addDeniedElement(StatementSubType.forName("OFFENSIVE"));
#1911 [18:04] <mithrop> hi here
#1912 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> megluvskeisha - No, I mean, are you using the minecraft.net website, or an icon on your desktop to launch minecraft, or another method?
#1913 [18:05] <Boreeas> ^ CrusaderDeleters
#1914 [18:05] <DreadLindwyrm> The other possibility is that she has set the game to peaceful.
#1915 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> That could be true as well
#1916 [18:06] <mithrop> I have a little problem with my game. I'm running under Ubuntu 11.10, XFCE version, and java -version gives me : IcedTea6 1.11pre. The problem is : if I click then press the walk key in the same time, sometimes my character never stop to walk (easy for kill creepers...) Any ideas ?
#1917 [18:06] <mithrop> (please)
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#1919 [18:07] <BillNyeTheScienceGuy> when i pop it up nad login it just says cant connect to minecraft.net
#1920 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - We usually recommend installing Sun java instead of OpenJDK
#1921 [18:07] <BillNyeTheScienceGuy> the mincraftt launcher that is
#1922 [18:07] <megluvskeisha> It is saved in our browser favorites on my laptop. This is the address that is saved in my favorites: http://www.minecraft.net/game. When she logs into the site on her desktop or on my computer, the version is different (without the monsters).
#1923 [18:07] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: Ok. I'll give a try :) thank you
#1924 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> BillNyeTheScienceGuy - Please check your system's date, it's off
#1925 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> megluvskeisha - Could you please try downloading the launcher from http://www.minecraft.net/download and run that? It should be the version with monsters/crafting/etc that your daughter's used to.
#1926 [18:08] <megluvskeisha> You can tell we are completely useless here so thanks for dumbing it down for us.
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#1928 [18:08] <megluvskeisha> We will try that now. Stay tuned....
#1929 [18:08] <mib_0hb99k> how to you post a screenshot on facebook
#1930 [18:08] <BillNyeTheScienceGuy> What do i need to do?
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#1932 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> BillNyeTheScienceGuy - Check your system's date, it's off
#1933 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> BillNyeTheScienceGuy - What day does your computer think it is today?
#1934 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - We're #minecrafthelp, not #facebookhelp
#1935 [18:09] <BillNyeTheScienceGuy> damn wtf lol
#1936 [18:09] <mib_0hb99k> how do you save screenshots
#1937 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - In what?
#1938 [18:10] <wajeemba> <GreyVulpine> so as expected, the baseline case works fine. Is there a way to recover the corrupted world? I'm thinking one possibility would be to manually go and World Edit structures into a new world that we want to keep.
#1939 [18:10] <BillNyeTheScienceGuy> well thanks then... hehehe
#1940 [18:10] <scratchyanditchy> Wow am impressed on the service here good job
#1941 [18:10] <mib_0hb99k> just save screenshots taken so you can share them
#1942 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> wajeemba - Try MCedit, there's a fix chunks function there you can try (make a backup before you do)
#1943 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> ??> wajeemba mcedit
#1944 [18:11] <VoxelHead> wajeemba: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#1945 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> I can't make any promises on that though
#1946 [18:11] <wajeemba> well, definitely better than nothing :)
#1947 [18:11] <wajeemba> well, definitely better than nothing :)
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#1949 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - Just do screenshots in general? Or Minecraft? Or another site?
#1950 [18:12] <mib_0hb99k> i just mean when you take a screenshot in minecraft........where do you find it on your computer after its taken
#1951 [18:12] <megluvskeisha> That worked. We had to download again and it pulled right up. So do we need to download each time she logs in to minecraft?
#1952 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - What operating system are you on?
#1953 [18:12] <DreadLindwyrm> You should only need to do it the once.
#1954 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> megluvskeisha - No, just use that program whereever you downloaded it to.
#1955 [18:13] <mib_0hb99k> im microsoft
#1956 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - Windows then?
#1957 [18:13] <mib_0hb99k> ches
#1958 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - What version of windows are you on?
#1959 [18:13] <mib_0hb99k> 7
#1960 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
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#1963 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_0hb99k - Find the .minecraft folder. Go inside. You'll see a "Screenshots" folder. Screenshots you do with F2 in minecraft will be saved there.
#1964 [18:14] <mib_0hb99k> shank you
#1965 [18:14] <mib_0hb99k> shee yalls later
#1966 [18:14] * GreyVulpine waves
#1966 [18:14] <CrusaderDeleters> shank... me?! D:
#1967 [18:14] <CrusaderDeleters> why shank me? Q_Q
#1968 [18:14] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#1969 [18:14] <scratchyanditchy> Can anyone recommend any good server hosts?
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#1971 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> allgamer.net, xenonservers, multiplay..
#1972 [18:15] <jasper> wow thanks guys your geniuses :D
#1973 [18:16] <scratchyanditchy> Ok ill try them thx alot
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#1977 [18:19] <mithrop> Ok. No I am with java 7 and I have this exception throwed : "Possible cause: architecture word width mismatch"
#1978 [18:19] <mithrop> *now
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#1984 [18:27] <Ray_K> Hey, with the current minecraft update to 1.1 ive discovered that integrated graphics cards (Mine being a linux graphics card) are no longer supported by minecraft
#1985 [18:28] <Ray_K> Because of this, my minecraft (multiplayer) chat no longer has colours, this is not a bukkit issue as only those with this type of graphics card are affected
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#1987 [18:28] <Ray_K> Is there a fix for this issue as of currently/will support be readded for integrated graphics drivers in the future? At the moment I find it quite dificult to enjoy playing minecraft
#1988 [18:29] <Ray_K> with this current issue
#1989 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Ray_K - We have no statement for this, as we're not Mojang. You might want to consider hitting up @jeb or @xlson via twitter, or posting this in the minecraft wiki
#1990 [18:31] <Ray_K> Ah, hi gain vulpine. Sorry about that, didnt realize ive been here before 0.o
#1991 [18:31] <Ray_K> I was here a few days ago, my bad 0.o
#1992 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> No worries.
#1993 [18:31] <Ray_K> Tanks anyways
#1994 [18:31] <Ray_K> thanks*
#1995 [18:31] <Ray_K> thanks*
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#1997 [18:32] <scratchyanditchy> How can i get prelease 1.1 thing from
#1998 [18:32] <scratchyanditchy> For the jungle biomes
#1999 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> The latest snapshots?
#2000 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> ?? snapshot
#2001 [18:33] <VoxelHead> snapshot: Latest snapshot is http://assets.minecraft.net/12w03a/minecraft.jar
#2002 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Or check http://mojang.com/
#2003 [18:33] <scratchyanditchy> Ok thx alot wasnt sure what it was called:)
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#2005 [18:35] <SnakeCharmer3> I cant load minecraft online
#2006 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> SnakeCharmer3 - What happens when you try?
#2007 [18:36] <SnakeCharmer3> It gets stuck on the loading screen
#2008 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#2009 [18:36] <SnakeCharmer3> yes
#2010 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Does it get stuck at the beginning? End? Somewhere in the middle? Does it get stuck on a particular file?
#2011 [18:37] <SnakeCharmer3> it changes....
#2012 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Don't support you run AVG, the antivirus?
#2013 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> er, suppose.
#2014 [18:38] <SnakeCharmer3> no,
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#2016 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu?
#2017 [18:38] <SnakeCharmer3> right now its getting stuck at the "Updating minecraft, initializing loader" screen
#2018 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> loader?
#2019 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> Are you using a modded launcher?
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#2021 [18:39] <SnakeCharmer3> im using the in browser version
#2022 [18:39] <blazen988> Hey where do i get the rights to make minecraft youtube videos
#2023 [18:39] <SnakeCharmer3> no, im trying to connect through the browser
#2024 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> Try downloading the launcher from minecraft.net/download and using that to launch minecraft with?
#2025 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> Also, using that launcher, go to the options button, and do a "Force update"
#2026 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> blazen988 - Don't need rights for it, just do it.
#2027 [18:40] <blazen988> no im making money off the videos i have to have the right
#2028 [18:40] <blazen988> s
#2029 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> blazen988 - Try emailing help@mojang.com -- We're not Mojang, and we can't speak on their behalf
#2030 [18:41] <blazen988> oh ok i thought this was
#2031 [18:41] <blazen988> sorry bout that
#2032 [18:41] * GreyVulpine heads off for a few hours.
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#2033 [18:43] <SnakeCharmer3> Thanks Grey, that worked
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#2037 [18:44] <Muffins> Anyone around?
#2038 [18:45] <wajeemba> a few, go ahead and ask
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#2040 [18:46] <Muffins> When I attempt to run minecraft, I get "Fatal Error Occured (2): null"
#2041 [18:46] <wajeemba> <GreyVulpine> so I've got mcedit, but it's not immediately apparent where the fix chunks feature is.
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#2043 [18:47] <wajeemba> muffins: what operating system are you on, what version of minecraft are you running. Need some more details. :)
#2044 [18:47] <gabo963> hello
#2045 [18:47] <gabo963> is there any way to downgrade?
#2046 [18:47] <gabo963> is there any way to downgrade?
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#2048 [18:48] <Muffins> Im on an ASUS, WIndows 7 OS, Plenty of Hard drive space, i3 Intel processor, never successfully run minecraft on this computer yet, I have Java u30, I believe, and I reinstalled my drivers a bit ago
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#2051 [18:49] <mr_boo> I deleted my minecraft folder on a mac and now it says i can't play offline because it's not downloaded. I have tried to re-download it and there is nothing inside the new folder.
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#2053 [18:50] <Gorgar44> hello
#2054 [18:50] <wajeemba> gabo963: you might check out mcpatcher: http://mcpatcher.cwsurf.de/
#2055 [18:51] <mr_boo> Can anyone help me?
#2056 [18:51] <Gorgar44> lol, i am trying to start a server, run off of hamachi, and my computer, and i am having some troubles, i have it all setup, but i cant connect, i loose conneciton every time
#2057 [18:52] * mib_syieyc [mib_syieyc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2058 [18:52] <Muffins> bad internet or bad computer?
#2059 [18:52] <mib_syieyc> i need help
#2060 [18:52] <wajeemba> muffins: if you're just trying to play a single player server, then it won't be internet- does it let you log in?
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#2062 [18:53] <Manfredfred> Hey.
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#2064 [18:53] <mib_syieyc> im having server problems
#2065 [18:53] <Muffins> no, I just see the error screen when I attempt to log in
#2066 [18:53] <Manfredfred> Is there a way to set the € as currency?
#2067 [18:53] <wajeemba> mr_boo: are you able to pull the old folder out of the trash? Otherwise, where are you redownloading from? You might have to go back to the source
#2068 [18:53] <Gorgar44> probably bad computer
#2069 [18:54] <onix> No i can't pull it back out. I accidentally deleted it
#2070 [18:54] <Gorgar44> Muffins, probably bad computer, i have a laptop, but i know its been done before off of laptops
#2071 [18:54] <Gorgar44> im not trying to do anything special, just like a 2 or 3 person server, me and my friends are trying to work on a world
#2072 [18:55] <onix> wajeemba:no i can't because i deleted it from my trash.
#2073 [18:55] <wajeemba> onix:ok, I'd say go back to minecraft.net and redownload it fresh
#2074 [18:56] <onix> wajeemba: I deleted everything except my saves, and re-downloaded it and the new folder had nothin in it.
#2075 [18:56] <Muffins> well, it's a desktop, and it's hardly a month old.
#2076 [18:57] <wajeemba> onix: which folder are you talking about in particular?
#2077 [18:58] <onix> wajeemba: The entire minecraft folder, which included bin, texture packs, etc.
#2078 [18:59] <wajeemba> muffins: if you have the ability to test it on different internet, you can try that. Otherwise, make sure your java is ok.
#2079 [19:00] <Gorgar44> i am trying to start a server, run off of hamachi, and my computer, and i am having some troubles, i have it all setup, but i cant connect, i loose conneciton every time
#2080 [19:00] <wajeemba> onix: are you able to run minecraft while connected to the internet? It may need to download files to get itself re-setup.
#2081 [19:00] <Muffins> My java is okay, and I only have one internet source available to me
#2082 [19:00] <Gorgar44> nothing special, just a 3 person server
#2083 [19:00] <Gorgar44> nothing special, just a 3 person server
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#2085 [19:01] <wajeemba> <Gorgar44> sorry, but we can't support hamachi servers here.
#2086 [19:01] <onix> wajeemba: I can, but when i do it asks me all these questions if i'm sure i want to run it, then it goes to a gray screen.
#2087 [19:01] <wilma> im having server problems
#2088 [19:01] <Wug> wilma: can you please, please
#2089 [19:01] <Wug> stop leaving and coming back
#2090 [19:02] <[L]> Fuck
#2091 [19:02] * AuBot kicked [L] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: L] :Please keep it civil.)
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#2093 [19:02] <Wug> ... bad wugbot
#2094 [19:02] <wilma> yea sorry i was having problems connecting
#2095 [19:03] <wajeemba> onix: try moving your saves/worlds to a different folder, then completely delete the minecraft folder, then get minecraft to install itself fresh
#2096 [19:03] <onix> ok thanks
#2097 [19:03] <wilma> but yea my friend is having problems connecting to a server i just got and it says that he cant connect to the server but i have the server up any ideas
#2098 [19:04] <wajeemba> np
#2099 [19:04] <Wug> wilma: your ports are probably not forwarded
#2100 [19:04] <Wug> ;check wilma
#2101 [19:04] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 165-154-37-195.ispnetbilling.com:25565 (Timed out)
#2102 [19:04] <wajeemba> muffins: so all you get is the error, no initial minecraft screen?
#2103 [19:05] <wilma> my friend told me to use logmein so thats what we have been using
#2104 [19:05] <Wug> didnt we tell you before
#2105 [19:05] <Wug> hamachi is NOT supported here
#2106 [19:05] <wilma> what else can i do though
#2107 [19:06] <Muffins> wajeemba - I get the launcher, I press login, then error screen.
#2108 [19:06] <Wug> you can forward your ports properly
#2109 [19:06] <Wug> or, you can stop trying to host a server, and leave it in the hands of someone who better knows what they're doing
#2110 [19:06] <SinZ> ^
#2111 [19:06] <Wug> there are a large number of public servers
#2112 [19:06] <SinZ> Large is an understatement
#2113 [19:06] <wilma> where do i get a public server
#2114 [19:07] <Muffins> search for one on the forums
#2115 [19:07] <SinZ> ?? smp/serverlist
#2116 [19:07] <SinZ> damn..
#2117 [19:07] <Muffins> or do you mean to host one?
#2118 [19:07] <Wug> wilma: try minestatus.net
#2119 [19:07] <wilma> ok thanks
#2120 [19:10] <wajeemba> muffins: sorry, I have to go. Anyone else have ideas?
#2121 [19:12] <wilma> im looking for a server that just me and my friends can play on
#2122 [19:12] <Wug> wilma: this is not the server to ask for that
#2123 [19:12] <Wug> minestatus has a channel, #minestatus
#2124 [19:13] <Wug> Muffins: never worked on that computer you say.
#2125 [19:13] <Wug> does your windows username have a ! in it
#2126 [19:13] <Muffins> no.
#2127 [19:13] <Wug> has it ever?
#2128 [19:13] <Wug> what is it?
#2129 [19:14] <Muffins> no, I've never changed it, it's Owner
#2130 [19:16] <Wug> can you check add/remove programs for a program called relevant knowledge?
#2131 [19:17] <Muffins> ok, I'll get on that.
#2132 [19:18] <Muffins> it is not there
#2133 [19:18] <Wug> Muffins: do you have any firewalls
#2134 [19:19] <Muffins> I do have Trend Micro, but I turned it off, downloaded, and attempted to launch, with no success.
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#2136 [19:20] <madalynn> I need some help loading minecraft
#2137 [19:21] <Wug> Muffins: youve tried force updating?
#2138 [19:21] <madalynn> When I start the download the computer automatically reboots and the game will not load
#2139 [19:21] <Wug> :dx > madalynn
#2140 [19:21] <WugBot> madalynn: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2141 [19:21] <WugBot> madalynn: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2142 [19:21] <madalynn> what is force updating
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#2144 [19:21] <Wug> madalynn: I wasnt talking to you the first time
#2145 [19:21] <Muffins> I believe so, but Im not entirely sure, I could try again
#2146 [19:22] <Muffins> now, there's a possibility my computer could crash omentarily
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#2148 [19:22] <bellows> hi my minecraft game is running realy slow
#2149 [19:22] <Muffins> momentarily*
#2150 [19:22] <Muffins> momentarily*
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#2152 [19:24] <Wug> bellows: you can try updating your graphics drivers
#2153 [19:24] <bellows> how
#2154 [19:24] <Wug> :dx > bellows
#2155 [19:24] <WugBot> bellows: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2156 [19:24] <WugBot> bellows: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2157 [19:27] <bellows> http://pastebin.com/cn42if2H here it is
#2158 [19:28] <bellows> hello
#2159 [19:29] <Wug> hang on
#2160 [19:29] <bellows> sorry
#2161 [19:30] <Wug> you probably arent going to get it any better than it is
#2162 [19:30] <Wug> in fact, you're lucky to be able to play it at all
#2163 [19:30] <bellows> oh
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#2165 [19:34] <|Kiikun|> Wug: the raedon xpress 200 sux?
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#2167 [19:35] <mib_b3orfo> Hi
#2168 [19:35] <lolme> I open up minecraft, and I get a black screen after I login.
#2169 [19:35] <|Kiikun|> lolme: have you modded the game at all?
#2170 [19:35] <lolme> I tried, but it failed.
#2171 [19:36] <|Kiikun|> ??> lolme forceupdate
#2172 [19:36] <VoxelHead> lolme: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2173 [19:36] <VoxelHead> lolme: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2174 [19:36] <|Kiikun|> also...
#2175 [19:36] <|Kiikun|> ?? mods
#2176 [19:36] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers
#2177 [19:36] <lolme> ok
#2178 [19:36] <VoxelHead> mods: as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2179 [19:36] <|Kiikun|> the tiny.cc link might help you.
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#2181 [19:37] <lolme> I tried force updating but it cannot connect to minecraft.net now
#2182 [19:37] <lolme> Nevermind
#2183 [19:37] <DopeGhoti> lolme: what time and date does your computer think it is?
#2184 [19:38] <lolme> Never mind, I got it, thanks though
#2185 [19:38] <lolme> Now, is there a chatroom that will help me install mods?
#2186 [19:39] <lolme> Dopeghosti
#2187 [19:39] <|Kiikun|> lolme: not that we know of.... and if there was they would have self-flooded from all the people that cant follow the provided directions :P
#2188 [19:39] <DopeGhoti> ??> lolme minecraft forums
#2189 [19:40] <DopeGhoti> ?find lolme minecraft forums
#2190 [19:40] <VoxelHead> lolme, http://is.gd/CKaeZj
#2191 [19:40] <DopeGhoti> Most mods have their own thread there.
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#2194 [19:48] <mib_0ppirm> i've bought and installed minecraft already, but every time i go to log in and play the game... the minecraft window goes black and i cant play it. i made sure to install the game as an exicutable program, but i have no clue what to do... any clue what the problem might be?
#2195 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_0ppirm specs
#2196 [19:48] <VoxelHead> mib_0ppirm: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
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#2198 [19:50] <mib_0ppirm> i think its a 64bit, its windows xp (im not sure the model) but we got the computer new in 2007. about the java... im not sure if i have it downloaded or not
#2199 [19:51] <Wug> windows xp is usually 32 bit
#2200 [19:51] <mib_0ppirm> i know i have one of the two for sure so thats probably what it is then
#2201 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_0ppirm java/version
#2202 [19:53] <VoxelHead> mib_0ppirm: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2203 [19:53] <VoxelHead> mib_0ppirm: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#2206 [19:56] <goiter> what is the website i go to to find the version of java i have?
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#2209 [19:59] <mib_itpjd4> I am having trouble installing minecraft - can you help?
#2210 [19:59] <Wug> mib_itpjd4: I dont know
#2211 [20:00] <Wug> last time I offered advice, you quit without saying anything
#2212 [20:00] <Wug> :dx > mib_itpjd4
#2213 [20:00] <WugBot> mib_itpjd4: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2214 [20:00] <WugBot> mib_itpjd4: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2215 [20:00] <mib_itpjd4> I tried what you suggested and it did not work
#2216 [20:00] <Wug> its not a solution, its a step
#2217 [20:00] <goiter> my computer opened up some spyware crap and closed the page i was on
#2218 [20:00] <mib_itpjd4> I have the game loaded to the desktop but it is still rebooting the computer
#2219 [20:00] <Wug> I need to see the info you get in order to help
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#2221 [20:01] <Wug> goiter: java.com
#2222 [20:01] <Wug> goiter: java.com
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#2226 [20:05] <sponge> every time i try to make somthing in my crafting table it would go to the inventery every time i click then it would click again it would go into my supplies
#2227 [20:05] <goiter> i think that might be what i needed, thanks!
#2228 [20:06] <sponge> hellow?
#2229 [20:06] <sponge> bye
#2230 [20:06] <mib_itpjd4> http://pastebin.com/TS8xxfyS
#2231 [20:06] <sponge> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
#2232 [20:07] <sponge> come on sombody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2233 [20:08] <sponge> please
#2234 [20:08] <sponge> minecraft wont work
#2235 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> ??> sponge patience
#2236 [20:08] <VoxelHead> sponge: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2237 [20:08] <VoxelHead> sponge: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2238 [20:09] <sponge> what eok sorry :/
#2239 [20:09] <sponge> :(
#2240 [20:10] <sponge> had bad day with mincraft
#2241 [20:11] <sponge> do you work for notch
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#2243 [20:11] <sponge> lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
#2244 [20:12] <sponge> can you help me please
#2245 [20:13] <sponge> i had been patient
#2246 [20:14] <sponge> help me please i have ben patient
#2247 [20:14] <sponge> bye
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#2249 [20:15] <mib_itpjd4> is anyone able to help me
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#2251 [20:16] <help101> does someone have askype so i can show you the prob?????
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#2253 [20:17] <NintendoGamerBoy> Hello, I came here earlier with a problem, and it was resolved, but I tried installing a mod, but it won
#2254 [20:17] <NintendoGamerBoy> Oops
#2255 [20:17] <NintendoGamerBoy> Oops
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#2257 [20:17] <NintendoGamerBoy> Hello, I came here earlier with a problem, and it was resolved, but I tried installing a mod, but it won't work, I tried the things you said, but they didn
#2258 [20:17] <help101> try deleting the meta inf file in the .jar
#2259 [20:17] <NintendoGamerBoy> Hello, I came here earlier with a problem, and it was resolved, but I tried installing a mod, but it won't work, I tried the things you said, but they didn't work, please, can someone just help me?
#2260 [20:18] <NintendoGamerBoy> And help101, I did
#2261 [20:18] <help101> what mod?
#2262 [20:18] <help101> and did you have any more mods installed?
#2263 [20:18] <NintendoGamerBoy> I don't think I did, I tried computercraft
#2264 [20:19] <help101> well i have a big prob
#2265 [20:19] <NintendoGamerBoy> ?
#2266 [20:19] <DopeGhoti> ??> NintendoGamerBoy mods
#2267 [20:19] <VoxelHead> NintendoGamerBoy: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers
#2268 [20:19] <VoxelHead> NintendoGamerBoy: (mods) as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2269 [20:19] <NintendoGamerBoy> I TRIED THAT.
#2270 [20:19] <help101> when i start minecraft and start plying 10 secs later it instantly crashes
#2271 [20:20] <NintendoGamerBoy> dopeghosti, I FRICKEN TRIED THAT ALREADY
#2272 [20:20] <NintendoGamerBoy> DOpeGhoti
#2273 [20:21] <help101> when i start minecraft and start plying 10 secs later it instantly crashes
#2274 [20:21] <NintendoGamerBoy> dopeghoti, I FRICKEN TRIED THAT ALREADY
#2275 [20:21] <help101> when i start minecraft and start plying 10 secs later it instantly crashes
#2276 [20:21] <help101> any body know?
#2277 [20:22] <NintendoGamerBoy> GreyVulpine
#2278 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> ??> help101 forceupdate
#2279 [20:22] <VoxelHead> help101: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2280 [20:22] <VoxelHead> help101: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2281 [20:22] <help101> i have a windows xp and i t crashes. i can only play 1.7.3 not 1.8 or 1.1.0
#2282 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> NintendoGamerBoy: We don't support mods here. Stop asking for help with mods.
#2283 [20:23] <NintendoGamerBoy> DopeGhoti I tried that
#2284 [20:23] <NintendoGamerBoy> DopeGhoti then where can I get help?
#2285 [20:23] <wajeemba> <GreyVulpine>: I think I figured out the java socket exception errors- I switched from openjdk to sun's java (ubuntu)
#2286 [20:23] <DopeGhoti> NintendoGamerBoy: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2287 [20:23] <wajeemba> <GreyVulpine>: I did run chunkster on the world though too...
#2288 [20:23] <NintendoGamerBoy> DOPE, I SAID I TRIED THAT.
#2289 [20:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> NintendoGamerBoy dont/yell
#2290 [20:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> NintendoGamerBoy dont/shout
#2291 [20:24] <VoxelHead> NintendoGamerBoy: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#2292 [20:24] <NintendoGamerBoy> Dope, I said I tried that, please, just help an I will leave
#2293 [20:25] <help101> where can i post the error report so you can see it?
#2294 [20:25] <NintendoGamerBoy> Dope, please.
#2295 [20:26] <NintendoGamerBoy> DOPE
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#2297 [20:26] <DreadLindwyrm> NintendoGamerBoy: we've said, we don't support mods in here. Try searching the web for advice on it.
#2298 [20:27] <NintendoGamerBoy> Dread, I tried that.
#2299 [20:27] <NintendoGamerBoy> DreadLindwyrm, I tried that.
#2300 [20:27] <shmoo> Can somebody help me? I can't play minecraft without lagging extremely hard and I changed all the settings to make it work. Is their anything I can do?
#2301 [20:27] <help101> DreadLindwyrm can u help me
#2302 [20:27] <wajeemba> <NintendoGamerBoy> the bukkit irc channel or forums will likely be more help to you than here...
#2303 [20:28] <NintendoGamerBoy> wajeemba, link me to it?
#2304 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> ??> help101 pastebin
#2305 [20:28] <VoxelHead> help101: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2306 [20:28] <wajeemba> <shmoo>: is your computer fairly new? You may be able to use 64 bit java.
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#2308 [20:29] <NintendoGamerBoy> #Bukkit has no one in to help me, wajeemba.
#2309 [20:29] <shmoo> hmmmm This computer is a brand new laptop with 32 bit if I am not mistaking.... My friend has 32 bit as well but he can play fine. Is their any upgrades?
#2310 [20:29] <wajeemba> <NintendoGamerBoy>: bukkit.org-- I'm not sure what their irc channel is- I'm pretty sure it's on a different server
#2311 [20:29] <NintendoGamerBoy> Ok
#2312 [20:29] <help101> http://pastebin.com/G4dAXiip
#2313 [20:29] <Mythrand> how long does it usually take to have an account assistance petition answered?
#2314 [20:30] <help101> minecraft.net
#2315 [20:30] <wajeemba> shmoo: what operating system are you on?
#2316 [20:30] <NintendoGamerBoy> wajeemba, I can't find it
#2317 [20:30] <shmoo> Windows 7
#2318 [20:31] <help101> how do i update my client
#2319 [20:31] <NintendoGamerBoy> <Wajeemba>: I can't find it
#2320 [20:31] <help101> shmoo lucky
#2321 [20:31] <NintendoGamerBoy> <Wajeemba> : I can't find it
#2322 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> Mythrand: depends on how busy we are.
#2323 [20:31] <help101> how do i update my client
#2324 [20:31] <NintendoGamerBoy> Oops
#2325 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> help101 forceupdate
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#2327 [20:31] <VoxelHead> help101: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2328 [20:31] <VoxelHead> help101: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2329 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> NintendoGamerBoy dont/spam
#2330 [20:31] <VoxelHead> NintendoGamerBoy: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2331 [20:31] <NintendoGamerBoy> Sorry. :C
#2332 [20:32] <Mythrand> dopeghoti, fair enough
#2333 [20:32] <help101> this pice of shit does not help me i will spam the hell out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haahahahahahahaahahahaahahahah!!!!!
#2334 [20:32] <NintendoGamerBoy> ??> DopeGhoti Mods
#2335 [20:32] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers
#2336 [20:32] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti: (mods) as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
#2337 [20:32] <NintendoGamerBoy> LOL
#2338 [20:32] <Mythrand> what are the chances of having an account restored if former email was keylogged and receipt id lost?
#2339 [20:33] <help101> k
#2340 [20:33] <help101> k
#2341 [20:33] <help101> k
#2342 [20:33] <help101> kk
#2343 [20:33] <help101> k
#2344 [20:33] <help101> hell
#2345 [20:33] <wajeemba> <NintendoGamerBoy> Not to be condesending, but the people here are expecting you know how to use Google- we can give you direction, but ultimately you have to solve your own problems..
#2346 [20:33] <NintendoGamerBoy> ??> help101 dont/spam
#2347 [20:33] <VoxelHead> help101: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2348 [20:33] <NintendoGamerBoy> wajeemba, I know how to use google
#2349 [20:34] * VoxelHead kicked NintendoGamerBoy from #minecrafthelp (Reason: intendoGamerBoy :Banned: Bot abuse. Come back in a week.)
#2350 [20:34] <shmoo> Can somebody please help me?
#2351 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> Now that that schmuck is gone, we can try.
#2352 [20:34] <wajeemba> voxelhead: tyvm
#2353 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> Please state the nature of the Minecraft emergency.
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#2355 [20:36] <Mythrand> former email keylogged, password/receipt id etc lost, email provider unable/unwilling to restore old email. New email setup, but cannot create new minecraft account due to my credit card information already stored with former email
#2356 [20:36] <shmoo> Well: Minecraft doesn't work without HORRIBLE lag. I have 32 bit windows 7. Anything I can do other then change basic settings?
#2357 [20:36] <Avira> What does it mean when in multiplayer it says "Cant reach server." my friend is trying to figure out why I cant connect to his server and he thinks its his "ports"
#2358 [20:37] <DopeGhoti> Mythrand: unfortunately, this is not something we can help with, as we aren't affiliated with Mojang and don't have the ability to address account issues.
#2359 [20:37] <DopeGhoti> Avira: your friend is probably right- he need to open TCP port 25565 on his router and forward it to the comptuer running the server.
#2360 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> shmoo: What sort of lag is this? Low graphical FPS, or is the game just.. slow?
#2361 [20:38] <Mythrand> alright thanks for the quick response, im guessing there's a link to mojang support on the official minecraft site?
#2362 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> ??> shmoo specs
#2363 [20:38] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (specs) Please tell us, to the best of your knowledge and ability, the following: Your computer's make and model, which operating system you are using (including whether it is 32- or 64-bit), how much RAM your computer has, which GPU your computer has, and which version of Java you have installed.
#2364 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> ??> Mythrand account
#2365 [20:38] <Avira> thanks :D
#2366 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Mythrand: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#2367 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Mythrand: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#2368 [20:39] <shmoo> oh lauwdie
#2369 [20:39] <shmoo> hold on one moment please
#2370 [20:39] <wajeemba> shmoo: you can try updating video card drivers- but the biggest improvement I've experienced is 32->64 bit java. To ultimately tell if you have 64 bit windows or not, have a look at the second item on this windows page: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows7/32-bit-and-64-bit-Windows-frequently-asked-questions
#2371 [20:42] <shmoo> I have Windows 7: 32 bit I think. I am pretty sure that's what it told me
#2372 [20:42] <shmoo> OK
#2373 [20:42] <shmoo> Well
#2374 [20:42] <shmoo> I have windows 7
#2375 [20:42] <shmoo> 64 bit
#2376 [20:43] <wajeemba> win! ok, let me dig up the instructions
#2377 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> ??> shmoo win/64bitjava
#2378 [20:43] <shmoo> I have windows 7, 64 bit, 4 gigs of RAM
#2379 [20:43] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (win/64bitjava) I f[bleep]cking hate Oracle's web site. Get Win64 java here: http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6u30-b12/jre-6u30-windows-x64.exe
#2380 [20:43] <shmoo> ok ok ok
#2381 [20:43] <shmoo> you have to explain something to me now
#2382 [20:43] <wajeemba> or Ghoti can just be dope... :D
#2383 [20:43] <shmoo> Oracles site?
#2384 [20:43] <shmoo> win64?
#2385 [20:44] <wajeemba> sure
#2386 [20:44] <shmoo> I am confused in a new world of tech >.>
#2387 [20:44] <shmoo> lolol
#2388 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> Win64 is shorthand for 64-bit Windows. Oracle is the company that owns Java.
#2389 [20:45] <DopeGhoti> It is a badly-designed site.
#2390 [20:45] <shmoo> lol
#2391 [20:45] <shmoo> ok so what do I need to do?
#2392 [20:45] <wajeemba> depending on how much time you want to spend learning about it, wikipedia is a gread resource :D, but 64 bit basically means the numbers that your computer runs on can be longer, which makes it more efficient (correct me if I'm wrong).
#2393 [20:45] <DopeGhoti> Do and download the link Vox just gave you, and run it to install the latest 64-bit release of Java 1.6
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#2396 [20:46] <wajeemba> after that if you have trouble, you may need to make a little "script" to run minecraft for you with that new java, but that's fairly easy.
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#2398 [20:48] <shmoo> ok. I understand a lot of computer tech that's not the problem. I don't know how to run script, thanks for the link however
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#2400 [20:48] <shmoo> I will come back for 'script' if I need it
#2401 [20:48] <wajeemba> sounds good
#2402 [20:48] <nasty65_> Hello i have a question.... r the login servers for minecraft offline?
#2403 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> !isdown
#2404 [20:49] <GreyBot> DopeGhoti: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2405 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> !login
#2406 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> nasty65_: My sources say 'no'.
#2407 [20:49] <nasty65_> hmmm i keep getting the msg cant connect to server
#2408 [20:50] <nasty65_> .
#2409 [20:50] <nasty65_> so by no lol u mean they r offline?
#2410 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> No, by 'no' I mean, in answer to your question, no; they are not offline.
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#2413 [20:54] <DreadLindwyrm> nasty65_: what date does your computer think it is?
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#2423 [21:26] <Snowleopard> Hello all, I have a question regarding my logging into minecraft. Seems quite simple at first.. but.. When I put in my username and password (Correctly) Minecrafts tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net. While on my other computer, it connects right away and Im able to play. Any suggestions on how to get minecraft connecting to this computer?
#2424 [21:27] <|Kiikun|> ?? error/cantconnect
#2425 [21:27] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2426 [21:27] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2427 [21:27] <|Kiikun|> Snowleopard: also shall i asume by your name you're using mac osx?
#2428 [21:28] <Snowleopard> Well, the other computer that connected without an issue was Mac, but this one (one im using) Is a PC.
#2429 [21:28] <|Kiikun|> Snowleopard: does your windows username contain an ! in it?
#2430 [21:29] <Snowleopard> No,
#2431 [21:30] <|Kiikun|> Snowleopard: does the following link say anything to you besides 'Bad Login'? https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
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#2433 [21:31] <Snowleopard> No, Just says 'Bad Login'.
#2434 [21:31] <DreadLindwyrm> Snowleopard - what date and time does your computer think it is?
#2435 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> [21:31] [Snowleopard TIME reply]: 18:33:07 23-Jan-2012
#2436 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2437 [21:31] <|Kiikun|> ctcp... love it
#2438 [21:32] <Snowleopard> 1/23/2012 6:33 Pm, PST.
#2439 [21:32] <DreadLindwyrm> So wrong by a day?
#2440 [21:32] <Snowleopard> Looks like.
#2441 [21:32] <DreadLindwyrm> Fix that and try again :D
#2442 [21:32] <|Kiikun|> Snowleopard: youre not pacific?
#2443 [21:32] <|Kiikun|> oh.. wait. right
#2444 [21:32] * |Kiikun| self-DERPed
#2444 [21:32] <Snowleopard> I am PST.
#2445 [21:33] <Snowleopard> And Data has been changed.
#2446 [21:33] <|Kiikun|> yes. try fixing time. most versions of windows have ability to synch with a timeserver
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#2449 [21:33] <Snowleopard> My god you fixed it! Thanks for the help guys!
#2450 [21:33] <|Kiikun|> no prb :3
#2451 [21:34] <hel> does any one know where technic mod pack for 1.7.3 is?
#2452 [21:34] <MLGPRO619> Hey,
#2453 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> ??find hel Technic Mod Minecraft
#2454 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> ?find hel Technic Mod Minecraft
#2455 [21:34] <VoxelHead> hel, http://is.gd/FXvyiM
#2456 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> also...
#2457 [21:34] <|Kiikun|> ??> hel mods
#2458 [21:34] <VoxelHead> hel: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers
#2459 [21:35] <VoxelHead> hel: (mods) as it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.;;For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also try using Google to search for a mod's installation instructions.
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#2462 [21:47] <HammerOfThor> Hi, I run a server and need to know why groupmanager isn't working.
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#2464 [21:49] <HammerOfThor> Hello?
#2465 [21:49] <ferminter> Hey\
#2466 [21:49] <HammerOfThor> Can you help me with my question?
#2467 [21:49] <ferminter> Idk man, I got a problem too.
#2468 [21:49] <ferminter> Let me hear it.
#2469 [21:50] <ferminter> Hello?
#2470 [21:50] <ferminter> Hello?
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#2472 [21:51] <HammerOfThor> Hi, I run a server and need to know why groupmanager isn't working.
#2473 [21:51] <HammerOfThor> Because people say that groupmanager is easier to use than permissionsex. But it seems that groupmanager isn't working...
#2474 [21:53] <Cryophile> HammerOfThor: more of an #essentials question
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#2479 [22:05] <Terris41> hi, i need to know what the website of the merchant is please
#2480 [22:06] <Terris41> hello?
#2481 [22:07] <Terris41> hey, you there?
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#2484 [22:08] <aaron> Hey can anyone help me please. I forgot my password to my account and I keep trying to use the forgot password option but it wont send it
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#2486 [22:09] <aaron> anyone?
#2487 [22:09] <FISH_FIRE> black screen of death after i click exe file help
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#2489 [22:11] <FISH_FIRE> I click .exe file... log in... it downloads some files... then shows loading bar.... then screen goes black and does not ever strt the game.
#2490 [22:11] <aaron> can someone please help me, I cant logon and the forgot email / password isn't sending
#2491 [22:12] <Terris41> does anybody know the website of the merchant?
#2492 [22:13] <Terris41> hello? anyone there?
#2493 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> Terris41: what merchant?
#2494 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: What operating system do you use? Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OS X, Linux, HAL9000, or Haiku OS?
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#2497 [22:21] <FISH_FIRE> i am using XP
#2498 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: Please tell us what version of Java you are running. http://javatester.org/version.html
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#2500 [22:22] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|
#2501 [22:22] <FISH_FIRE> Java Version 1.6.0_30 from Sun Microsystems Inc.
#2502 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: yesh?
#2503 [22:23] <TheNytangel> I..... need help
#2504 [22:23] <TheNytangel> Well, not exactly ME, but my friend.. sort of
#2505 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> ??> FISH_FIRE forceupdate
#2506 [22:24] <VoxelHead> FISH_FIRE: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2507 [22:24] <VoxelHead> FISH_FIRE: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2508 [22:24] <aaron> Can someone please answer me? I tried to retrieve my password and it says that it sent, but it's not sending
#2509 [22:24] <TheNytangel> When he tries to log in to minecraft.net or the launcher, it says his password is incorrect, and it isn't
#2510 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> aaron: we cant do anythign besides tell you to check its the right email address, that the email isnt getting caught in the spam folder, and to just be patient
#2511 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> TheNytangel: he's tried a passreset?
#2512 [22:26] <DreadLindwyrm> TheNytangel: Get him to check the time and date
#2513 [22:26] <aaron> Yes it's the right email, not it's not in the spam. Is there some other way to get my password back?
#2514 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> DreadLindwyrm: that woudl be 'cant connect' not 'login failed' and i asume nyt knows that much atleast :/
#2515 [22:27] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. I'll go back to sleep :/
#2516 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> aaron: email help@mojang.com with your name, account name, and transaction id (last is to ensure your indentity)
#2517 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> DreadLindwyrm: no, youre ok :D
#2518 [22:28] <FISH_FIRE> ok i did the force update... and it reloaded the files but it is still stuck at a black screen
#2519 [22:28] <DreadLindwyrm> No really, it's 3:30 am. I should go back to sleep...
#2520 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> DreadLindwyrm: ok night then :3
#2521 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: did you install any texture packs previously? also has the game ever worked on this computer?
#2522 [22:31] <FISH_FIRE> no texture packs, it has not worked on this computer. but it works on my desktop, and my work computer.
#2523 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> ??> FISH_FIRE win/dxdiag
#2524 [22:31] <VoxelHead> FISH_FIRE: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2525 [22:31] <VoxelHead> FISH_FIRE: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#2527 [22:34] <FISH_FIRE> ok her is the link... http://pastebin.com/uW6Ah0cF
#2528 [22:34] <FISH_FIRE> here*
#2529 [22:35] <TheNytangel> minecraft.net isn't sending emails >:o
#2530 [22:40] * |Kiikun| is back ^^;
#2530 [22:40] * |Kiikun| looks at fish's dx.
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#2531 [22:47] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: try downloading and installing this. http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/19/DriverDetails/DriverFileFormats?DriverId=R85213&FileId=2731130216
#2532 [22:49] <FISH_FIRE> ok downloading it now
#2533 [22:58] * mib_1k642e [mib_1k642e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2534 [22:58] <mib_1k642e> y7hu
#2535 [22:58] <mib_1k642e> j
#2536 [22:59] <mib_1k642e> Minecraft wont work everytime i try and update it it freezes and everytime i click not now it freezes?
#2537 [22:59] <mib_1k642e> someone please help?
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#2540 [23:06] <mib_dv5lc9> hello i just bought minecraft and it says my account is not premium so what do i do about it ?
#2541 [23:06] <mib_dv5lc9> i bought it 3 hours ago...
#2542 [23:07] <FISH_FIRE> Kiikun: ok i tried to install the file... it copies all the files then the installshield wizard shows at the bottom but i dont see it on my screen....
#2543 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> click it? maybe it minimized itself.
#2544 [23:11] <FISH_FIRE> nope i tried did nothing... i even went into task manager and tried to maximize that way and it wont show up...
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#2546 [23:14] <FISH_FIRE> should i restart and try it again?
#2547 [23:14] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: ok... lets try something else since im not entirely sure its the video drivers.
#2548 [23:15] <FISH_FIRE> ok ill wait
#2549 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: a restart wouldnt hurt.
#2550 [23:15] <FISH_FIRE> ok ill restart and be back in a few min.
#2551 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: i was going to have you completely reinstall java
#2552 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> ok :3 ill be here (if a bit afk)
#2553 [23:15] <FISH_FIRE> ill restart first
#2554 [23:15] <FISH_FIRE> brb
#2555 [23:29] <CrusaderDeleters> haidar kiikun
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#2557 [23:33] <|Kiikun|> ellos
#2558 [23:34] * |Kiikun| is cursing the slow growth of reeds now.
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#2559 [23:37] <FISH_FIRE> ok i restarted.. tried re-installing that driver file and it gets stuck on the wizard still... so i uninstalled java and re installed that... i also deleted all things minecraft on my computer and down loaded the minecraft.exe link again... tried to log in... it copied all the files to hd... then screen stayed black again...
#2560 [23:39] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: you deleted the .minecraft folder as well?
#2561 [23:40] <FISH_FIRE> yes i did.
#2562 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> and theres no hs_err_pid files anywhere?
#2563 [23:43] <FISH_FIRE> yes there is but it is froma few days ago
#2564 [23:43] <FISH_FIRE> from a*
#2565 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> can you paste it up on www.pastebin.com and give us the link? it might still be relevant
#2566 [23:45] <FISH_FIRE> yep will do it now
#2567 [23:46] <FISH_FIRE> here it is http://pastebin.com/rF32ntP4
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#2569 [23:47] <|Kiikun|> ok yeah. different issue that would have been fixed by reinstalling java (and im asumign you did that to fix it :P)
#2570 [23:49] <FISH_FIRE> yeah i did that
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#2572 [23:52] <|Kiikun|> FISH_FIRE: lets try the video drivers again. this is the link from amd/ati https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_wdm.exe
#2573 [23:58] <FISH_FIRE> brb it is asking me to restart it again
#2574 [23:58] <Dusty> Anyone know any good seeds?
#2575 [23:58] <Dusty> :S