#1 [00:00] <ZeroYams> Is MineCraft.net offline ATM?
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#3 [00:00] <Wug> yes
#4 [00:00] <DiskDaemon> Yes - read the topic.
#5 [00:00] * bhsgoclub yet again wonders if anyone sees the topic
#5 [00:00] <Wug> as the topic and the bot said
#6 [00:00] <AceCommando13> ok so my friend has the exact same computer as mine and we have both had it for a few months. his works perfectly and mine doesnt
#7 [00:01] <bhsgoclub> Just becouse Its new Does not mean that there could not be a diffrent graphic card. Or that the card is going bad.
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#9 [00:01] <DiskDaemon> We should wait until after the servers are operational again, before performing troubleshooting.
#10 [00:01] <AceCommando13> can u give me ur email and i can send u pics of what the screen looks like?
#11 [00:01] <RemagYob> Minecraft needs to switch there host
#12 [00:01] <kodiak> Hi i am trying to log into minecraft and it keeps telling me cant connect to minecraft.net and i was wondering if anyone else is having this problem
#13 [00:01] <Wug> kodiak: read the topic and the messages
#14 [00:01] * bhsgoclub facepalm READ THE TOPIC
#14 [00:01] <RemagYob> Kodiak: Its down
#15 [00:02] <kodiak> Ok thanks i just wanted to make sure
#16 [00:02] <bhsgoclub> ace just add @gmail.com to the end of my username
#17 [00:02] <bhsgoclub> Ill take a look and see what i can tell you
#18 [00:03] <AceCommando13> kk ill be right baxck
#19 [00:03] <AceCommando13> kk ill be right baxck
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#24 [00:05] <saul100> are the mc servers working? cant seem to connect to minecraft
#25 [00:05] <DiskDaemon> Yes, the servers are down. Don't you read the topic?
#26 [00:05] <DiskDaemon> Yes, the servers are down. Don't you read the topic?
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#29 [00:06] <Nikki> thello
#30 [00:06] <Wug> TrueWolves: lolno
#31 [00:06] <DiskDaemon> hi there
#32 [00:06] <Wug> I mean I need chanserv flag +s
#33 [00:06] <Nikki> D:
#34 [00:06] <AceCommando13> ok i sent one
#35 [00:07] <AceCommando13> ill send more
#36 [00:07] <TrueWolves> okay
#37 [00:07] <TrueWolves> sorry. XD
#38 [00:07] <Nikki> ?
#39 [00:07] <Wug> not quite close enough
#40 [00:07] <Wug> :S
#41 [00:07] <AceCommando13> bhsgoclub
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#43 [00:07] <bhsgoclub> I can honestly Say Thats the first time Ive seen that glitch
#44 [00:08] <AceCommando13> ikr
#45 [00:08] <bhsgoclub> first
#46 [00:08] <Nikki> ?
#47 [00:08] <AceCommando13> ill send another
#48 [00:08] <bhsgoclub> What java do you have installed
#49 [00:08] <bhsgoclub> this time printscreen
#50 [00:08] <bhsgoclub> btw
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#52 [00:08] <AceCommando13> hold on
#53 [00:08] <AceCommando13> hold on
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#56 [00:09] <bhsgoclub> got it one sec
#57 [00:09] <Wug> test
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#59 [00:10] <AceCommando13> java 7
#60 [00:10] <AceCommando13> is the java
#61 [00:10] <bhsgoclub> It is one of things 1 your java is curropted or 2 your graphic card is failing
#62 [00:10] <bhsgoclub> Try reinstalling java
#63 [00:11] <AceCommando13> ok ill brb
#64 [00:11] <AceCommando13> ok ill brb
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#67 [00:11] <Wug> yet another scary red message
#68 [00:11] <jwaldrip> Just tweeted all the MC guys, maybe they will wake up :-/
#69 [00:12] <bhsgoclub> AceCommander: If that does not work Try reinstalling your drivers for your graphic card if it still does not work....get someone to look at your card
#70 [00:12] <zethreal> it's been down a while... they've been working on it
#71 [00:12] <bhsgoclub> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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#73 [00:12] <bhsgoclub> w/c
#74 [00:12] <bhsgoclub> my bad
#75 [00:13] <TrueWolves> ┳━┳ ノ(゜-゜ノ
#76 [00:13] <TrueWolves> (ﾉ・∀・)ﾉ ＝＝＝＝＝┻━┻))⊙Дﾟ)･∵
#77 [00:13] <bhsgoclub> XD
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#79 [00:13] <Wug> I like this part: )⊙Дﾟ)･∵
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#81 [00:13] <bhsgoclub> \ ( ^ v ^ ) / Emotacons for the win
#82 [00:13] <jwaldrip> Wonder if it was a DDOS
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#84 [00:14] <Daniel> is danielrust10 purchase the game
#85 [00:14] <bhsgoclub> щ(ಥ益ಥщ) IT HAD BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN A DDOS
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#87 [00:14] <DiskDaemon> bhsgoclub: Your parenthesis is off by one
#88 [00:15] <bhsgoclub> LOL
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#90 [00:15] <bhsgoclub> щ(ಥ益ಥ)щ Better?
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#92 [00:15] <alex504405> did minecraft.net's servers just go down?
#93 [00:15] <DiskDaemon> That's better :)
#94 [00:16] <Wug> alex504405: wow
#95 [00:16] <Wug> you passed through three things yelling that at you
#96 [00:16] <bhsgoclub> alex504405 щ(ಥ益ಥ)щ READ THE TOPICS
#97 [00:16] <Wug> including one that used GIANT BOLDED RED CAPS LOCK TEXT
#98 [00:16] <DiskDaemon> Yes, the servers are down. That's what the topic says too.
#99 [00:16] <TheNytangel> Wug: if you didn't see a day or two ago, I said that my dad thinks your name is "Geek" :P
#100 [00:16] <alex504405> ik they are down but when did they go down is my question
#101 [00:17] <AceCommando13> that still didnt work
#102 [00:17] <Daniel> have quick questions i brought but didnt get a id and it doesnt show what what do i do but it charge my dad card
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#105 [00:17] <DiskDaemon> less than an hour ago
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#107 [00:18] <AceCommando13> bhs
#108 [00:18] <bhsgoclub> yes?
#109 [00:18] <AceCommando13> it didnt work
#110 [00:18] <bhsgoclub> then you should try and reinstall your graphic drivers
#111 [00:18] <AceCommando13> ok
#112 [00:19] <bhsgoclub> If that does not work then idk what to tell you other then hope you have enough money to get a new graphic card
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#117 [00:21] <Linkoz> I'm going to assume minecraft.net login server is down?
#118 [00:21] <AceCommando13> i cant get it to do anything
#119 [00:21] <bhsgoclub> Idk then
#120 [00:21] <Disori> !down minecraft.net
#121 [00:21] <GreyBot> Disori: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#122 [00:21] <AceCommando13> it doesnt reallly matter much to me though
#123 [00:21] <Linkoz> odd.
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#125 [00:21] <AceCommando13> i dont worry THAT much
#126 [00:21] <Disori> Nah, it's down. minecraft.net isn't
#127 [00:21] <Wug> only the auth servers are down
#128 [00:21] <Linkoz> ah lol
#129 [00:22] <AceCommando13> kk well thanks for the help
#130 [00:22] <DiskDaemon> The website is up, the servers are down. Check the help.mojang.net service status for confirmation
#131 [00:22] <AceCommando13> bye
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#133 [00:22] <bhsgoclub> Next person who does not read the topic. Goku --->Kamahamaha （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
#134 [00:22] <bhsgoclub> Next person who does not read the topic. Goku --->Kamahamaha （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
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#136 [00:23] <DiskDaemon> bhsgoclub: Hey, is the game down or something? I can't log in...
#137 [00:23] <zethreal> bhsgoclub - is the minecraft server down? (j/k)
#138 [00:23] <DiskDaemon> zethreal: ninja'd :)
#139 [00:23] <bhsgoclub> （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
#140 [00:23] <bhsgoclub> （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ DiskDeamon
#141 [00:23] <bhsgoclub> （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ zethreal
#142 [00:23] <bhsgoclub> （　・∀・）[＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ zethreal
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#144 [00:23] <Wug> >:| ----o)⊙Дﾟ)･∵
#145 [00:23] <TheNytangel> On XChat that just appears as little 2x2 lego blocks
#146 [00:23] <Wug> thats a higgs boson
#147 [00:23] <Elystus> Hey for some reason I can't log in. I wonder why >_>
#148 [00:23] <Elystus> <_<
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#150 [00:24] <TheNytangel> Are the servers down? My launcher can't connect to minecraft.net for some reason
#151 [00:24] <bhsgoclub> ......
#152 [00:24] * Elystus escapes the lasering.
#152 [00:24] <bhsgoclub> ( ・_・)⌒°=θ☆( >_<)
#153 [00:24] <bhsgoclub> You get a ninja star
#154 [00:24] <DiskDaemon> Yes, the servers are down. That's what the topic says too.
#155 [00:25] <TheNytangel> Yeah, I know, I've done this before, jeez
#156 [00:25] <bhsgoclub> （。_°☆＼(- - ) anyone else?
#157 [00:26] <bhsgoclub> <---- is running out of emotocons
#158 [00:26] <Elystus> :O Who is TrueWolves?
#159 [00:26] <TheNytangel> <---- can't see the emoticons in the first place
#160 [00:26] <TheNytangel> Elystus: he started this channel
#161 [00:26] * DiskDaemon gives bhsgoclub http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons
#161 [00:26] <Elystus> :O
#162 [00:27] <TheNytangel> And then GreyVulpine inherited it
#163 [00:28] <Elystus> I knew GreyVulpine inherited it, just didn't know who originally owned it. :3
#164 [00:28] <bhsgoclub> ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ YAY MORE EMOTACON FUN
#165 [00:28] <Elystus> ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
#166 [00:28] <Elystus> my personal favorite
#167 [00:28] <bhsgoclub> I like that one
#168 [00:28] <TheNytangel> All of these look like 2x2 legos....
#169 [00:29] <Elystus> TheNytangel: Did you not install the emoticons with xchat?
#170 [00:29] <TheNytangel> Nope
#171 [00:29] <bhsgoclub> Guess what SHELD （（（（ヽ(｀０´）ノ））））
#172 [00:29] <TheNytangel> http://i.imgur.com/j8UJP.png
#173 [00:29] <zethreal> (V)(;,,;)(V)
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#175 [00:30] <Elystus> Cubes everywhere >_>
#176 [00:30] <vincent_> wow
#177 [00:30] <vincent_> how long has it been down for?
#178 [00:30] <TheNytangel> Weeks
#179 [00:30] <bhsgoclub> NO BODY MOVE WE HAVE A BOMB (^-^)/(((((((((●～*
#180 [00:31] <Elystus> a few years
#181 [00:31] <Wug> TrueWolves: come revel with us
#182 [00:31] <Wug> for we are reveling.
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#184 [00:31] * Elystus gets the party music going.
#184 [00:31] <vincent_> -_- is anyone going to honestly answer my question?
#185 [00:31] <Wug> vincent_: a while
#186 [00:31] <bhsgoclub> Its been down for a few hours
#187 [00:31] <Wug> sometime earlier today
#188 [00:31] <vincent_> ah ok
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#190 [00:32] <Wug> Elystus: https://soundcloud.com/silvermedallion/stay-young
#191 [00:32] <Wug> !help
#192 [00:33] <Wug> !motd
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#194 [00:33] <churchill291> Just changed My password and now Can't login any idea's?
#195 [00:33] <Wug> churchill291: read the bold caps red text
#196 [00:33] <Wug> and the topic
#197 [00:33] <Wug> and the thing the other bot said.
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#199 [00:34] <churchill291> topic is help isnt it?
#200 [00:34] <Wug> derpdfgdf
#201 [00:34] <Guest___> why doesn't minecraft have backup authentication servers?
#202 [00:34] <TheNytangel> Because they don't
#203 [00:34] <IxCHOOSExU> is this seriously the second time today minecraft has been down
#204 [00:34] <Wug> the topic starts with "MC.net is herped, try again later "
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#207 [00:35] <ImASpork> Anyone wanna help me with a problem?
#208 [00:35] <TheNytangel> The mc.net servers are down. Fixed.
#209 [00:35] <Wug> ImASpork: not if it involves not being able to connect to minecraft.net
#210 [00:35] <bhsgoclub> they atcualy do....but the backup servers are used for backups of files and not for clients to connect to
#211 [00:35] <IxCHOOSExU> Minecraft is down for the second time today wtf
#212 [00:35] <TheNytangel> I'm jumping to conclusions, aren't I?
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#214 [00:35] <Guest____> minecraft is down :D
#215 [00:35] <ImASpork> Aah, I tried searching if it was down, I thought it wa something i did (just replaced a jar file)
#216 [00:35] <TheNytangel> You have won a medal!
#217 [00:36] <Guest____> it is down guys, dont worry about it
#218 [00:36] <IxCHOOSExU> second time today wtf
#219 [00:36] <Guest____> 1.3 is a horrible update
#220 [00:36] <IxCHOOSExU> wow
#221 [00:36] <Guest____> servers are laggier
#222 [00:36] <ImASpork> Alright, I assumed it was me because i edited bin
#223 [00:36] <ImASpork> i agree guest
#224 [00:36] <ImASpork> 100%
#225 [00:36] <Guest____> let's ban jeb.
#226 [00:36] <Wug> asdfghsdfsdg
#227 [00:36] <DiskDaemon> It's a straw that broke the camel's back
#228 [00:36] <AmberK> >_>
#229 [00:36] <Wug> aaaaaa
#230 [00:36] <Wug> aaaaa
#231 [00:37] <Wug> aa
#232 [00:37] <Wug> aaaa
#233 [00:37] <Guest____> how long was it down earlier today?
#234 [00:37] <Wug> asdfdfgf
#235 [00:37] <Wug> there we go
#236 [00:37] <IxCHOOSExU> while, it's teconcly the second day in a row that minecraft has been down
#237 [00:37] <Guest____> how long was it down yesterday,then?
#238 [00:37] <IxCHOOSExU> since it 12:30
#239 [00:37] <TheNytangel> Does it really matter how long it's been down and long ago it went down?
#240 [00:38] <DiskDaemon> That depends where in the world you are. It was 7 hours ago
#241 [00:38] <Guest____> everyone head to classic mode! hahaha
#242 [00:38] <Wug> oops.
#243 [00:38] <ImASpork> Agh classic gets boring :o
#244 [00:38] <ImASpork> well, if you're not creative like me
#245 [00:38] <DiskDaemon> Make it white text on red, and add some flashing to it :)
#246 [00:38] <Guest____> it's better than watching minecraft say CANNOT LOG IN.
#247 [00:38] <Guest___> you can play through your browser but its gay as hell
#248 [00:38] <Wug> I can't make it flash
#249 [00:38] <Wug> I can't make it flash
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#252 [00:39] <Wug> I think its obnoxious enough
#253 [00:39] <Wug> .set motd hello
#254 [00:39] * Wug kicked vOn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: On :vOn)
#255 [00:39] <Wug> :OOOO oops
#256 [00:39] * Wug kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :VoxelHead)
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#259 [00:40] <Wug> ffuuuu
#260 [00:40] <TheNytangel> Wug: how dare you kick that guy. He did nothing wrong
#261 [00:41] <Wug> .set motd 1,4Minecraft is currently experiencing difficulties, chances are you probably can't log in. Please don't tell us, we already know.
#262 [00:41] <Wug> can't tell if aubot got the color code
#263 [00:41] <Guest____> whoever wants to help me troll some noobs on classic mode while the real minecraft is down --> http://www.minecraft.net/classic/play/24b307ce902fb99658aefd30c6bb6510
#264 [00:41] <Wug> .set motd 1,4Minecraft is currently experiencing difficulties, chances are you probably can't log in. Please don't tell us, we already know.
#265 [00:41] <Wug> there
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#267 [00:41] <Wug> I think thats thoroughly obnoxious enough now
#268 [00:42] <Elystus> Wug: Needs more rainbows
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#270 [00:42] * DiskDaemon prepares /down script anyhow, for safety
#270 [00:42] <Corin> Oh for fucks sake, really?
#271 [00:42] * AuBot kicked Corin from #minecrafthelp (Reason: orin :Please keep it civil.)
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#273 [00:42] <Corin> D:
#274 [00:43] <Corin> First .net was down, now auth -_-
#275 [00:43] <Corin> Oh well.
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#278 [00:45] <bhs|away> Junkboy ‏@jnkboy “@BunkCraft: @jnkboy MC Servers are down, cannot login. Sort them out!” Yeahhhh I'll just wait until someone who knows their stuff wakes up
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#280 [00:45] <bhs|away> wow
#281 [00:45] <NotJeb> I can't log in why?
#282 [00:45] <Elystus> Cough, topic
#283 [00:45] <Apollyon> Finally I get confirmation that I'm not just having connectivity issues on my end.
#284 [00:46] <bhsgoclub> jeds twitter is nice...
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#286 [00:46] <mac_> I can't log into minecraft after trying to install mods
#287 [00:46] <bhsgoclub> ....facepalm
#288 [00:46] <bhsgoclub> read the topic
#289 [00:46] <bhsgoclub> and the part in red
#290 [00:47] <NotJeb> Minecraft is down so you cant get in anyway
#291 [00:47] <DiskDaemon> Yes, the servers are down. That's what the topic says too if you read it.
#292 [00:47] <Wug> mac_: you got through 4 messages telling you that its down
#293 [00:47] <Wug> 3 of them have bold red caps
#294 [00:47] <mac_> yeah, i saw that.
#295 [00:47] <Apollyon> You'd think login being broken would be something worth putting on the frontpage of minecraft.net
#296 [00:47] <Wug> then why on earth did you ask
#297 [00:47] <ImASpork> mac_: I thought the same thing,me and you both did something to the .minecraft roaming file so we assumed it was us, so yeah. heh.
#298 [00:47] <DiskDaemon> White on red is more obnoxious, and easier to see
#299 [00:47] <Wug> I dont want to change them all
#300 [00:47] <ImASpork> I think red on black
#301 [00:47] <ryanforce000> i was wondering how do i reinstall minecraft? i tried uninstalling it by just deleting ".minecraft" but than everytime i try to install it, it just opens the game up and doesnt even allow me to play offline.Please Help
#302 [00:48] <bhsgoclub> theres nothing you can do
#303 [00:48] <ImASpork> Minecraft is down ryan
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#305 [00:48] <Wug> ryanforce000: read the bold red texty
#306 [00:48] <bhsgoclub> untill the servers are back up
#307 [00:48] <NotJeb> lololololol watching people just ask the same question over and over again is da best
#308 [00:48] <DiskDaemon> It has to do with the greater contrast between the foreground and background colors
#309 [00:48] <mac_> do you guys just stay on here all day telling people how retarded they are for asking a question?
#310 [00:48] <ryanforce000> but below the play offline option it says "not downloaded" even though i just tried to download it
#311 [00:48] <Apollyon> I don't think you can reinstall right now due to somewhere in the mess of pipes regauting autherntication and login, something is broke.
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#313 [00:49] <Wug> mac_: we have gigantic flashing red banners to try to get the idea across
#314 [00:49] <bhsgoclub> ryanforce000 you can not download it again IF THE SERVER IS DOWN
#315 [00:49] <DiskDaemon> mac_: Yes. *nods head* - surely we do.
#316 [00:49] <ImASpork> It's not working, MOAR COLOR
#317 [00:49] <Apollyon> It's supposed to be flashing?
#318 [00:49] <Wug> we try to be patient, we really do
#319 [00:49] <bhsgoclub> html?
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#321 [00:49] <bhsgoclub> Want a scrolling banner?
#322 [00:49] <mac_> I didn't see them flashing...
#323 [00:49] <Apollyon> Make it more obnoxia. Green on Red.
#324 [00:49] <ryanforce000> ohh so when this problem is over i should be able to download it just fine?
#325 [00:49] <bhsgoclub> ues
#326 [00:49] <bhsgoclub> yes
#327 [00:49] <Wug> whatever they dont flash
#328 [00:49] <Apollyon> *obnoxious
#329 [00:49] <mac_> No, it has to be green on purple.
#330 [00:50] <Wug> you saw them and asked anyway
#331 [00:50] <the_grey_fox_> ok so i bought the game and downloaded minecraft.exe but when i try to log in it says game not downloaded what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#332 [00:50] <bhsgoclub> .....
#333 [00:50] <Apollyon> Yes. When whatever is broke gets fixed you can reinstall.
#334 [00:50] <Wug> the_grey_fox_: minecraft is having issues
#335 [00:50] <Wug> try again tomorrow
#336 [00:50] <mac_> You guys did actually answer some of my questions. so thanks.
#337 [00:50] <the_grey_fox_> aw that sucks ok thanks for the help wug!
#338 [00:50] <Wug> if I could make them popups I would
#339 [00:51] <ryanforce000> how long has minecraft.net been messed up?
#340 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> wug: Do ranbow background and colors
#341 [00:51] <Elystus> make it blink at 5 times a second
#342 [00:51] <Wug> popups that triggered if you said anything containing "login"
#343 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> its not minecraft.net but the auth servers
#344 [00:51] <Elystus> with rainbows
#345 [00:51] <Elystus> login
#346 [00:51] <Apollyon> God it's been forever since I've been in an IRC, I feel like I got ported back into the 90s.
#347 [00:51] <Elystus> >_>
#348 [00:51] <ryanforce000> well how long has that been down?
#349 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> ...
#350 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> a
#351 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> few
#352 [00:51] <bhsgoclub> hours
#353 [00:51] <Wug> ryanforce000: I dont actually know
#354 [00:52] <Wug> and in the end, it doesn't matter
#355 [00:52] <Wug> because when it will be fixed is only tangentially related to when it broke
#356 [00:52] <Wug> it will be fixed when mollstam wakes up and realizes its borked
#357 [00:52] <Apollyon> Simple fix, play offline, create a lan, ??? play with friends, get tired of minecraft and go play counterstrike.
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#360 [00:52] <Wug> anything but counterstrike
#361 [00:52] <ImASpork> or go fap.
#362 [00:53] * Elystus plays counterstrike
#362 [00:53] <Wug> zkxs: when you joined
#363 [00:53] <Apollyon> Ok.
#364 [00:53] * Elystus gets completely owned
#364 [00:53] <Wug> did you get an impression of sorts
#365 [00:53] <Apollyon> Instead of counterstrike,
#366 [00:53] <Wug> did you think maybe we were trying to tell you something
#367 [00:53] <Apollyon> Go play Natural Selection on a CMD map.
#368 [00:53] <the_grey_fox_> i was about to buy the game again just cuz i just got it today so i was kinda freaking out
#369 [00:54] <Wug> the_grey_fox_: no youre fine
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#371 [00:54] <zkxs> Wug: lol
#372 [00:54] <the_grey_fox_> alright awesome thx
#373 [00:54] <ImASpork> thanks*
#374 [00:54] <the_grey_fox_> heh
#375 [00:54] <|Anthony|> !check mcrpg.servegame.com
#376 [00:55] <Apollyon> Someone with the password should change minecraft.net so a picture that reads "Keep Calm, Minecraft will be back in due time. Devs need sleep too." overlayed over the actual site.
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#378 [00:56] <frustrate> is this true?
#379 [00:56] <Wug> yes
#380 [00:56] <the_grey_fox_> yea that way people dont throw their computer at the wall
#381 [00:56] <frustrate> i couldnt find any info... all my friends are on my server and i cant join :(
#382 [00:56] <Wug> the red text does not lie
#383 [00:56] <frustrate> just my luck
#384 [00:56] <Apollyon> Do you realize how long it took me to remember how to get into an IRC chat?
#385 [00:56] <Apollyon> I almost had to google it.
#386 [00:56] <frustrate> lol same here
#387 [00:57] <frustrate> i didnt see anything on the twitter or mojang site about it being down
#388 [00:57] <Apollyon> I wonder if one of my buddies knows minecraft is ddown.
#389 [00:57] <frustrate> so i was like wtf
#390 [00:57] <|Anthony|> fml... i shouldn't have logged out
#391 [00:58] <|Anthony|> now i'm screwed
#392 [00:58] <frustrate> yeah
#393 [00:58] <frustrate> any of you play civcraft?
#394 [00:58] <Apollyon> Same here. It threw me through a loop regarding not being able to log in andd not finding info at minecraft.net an some forums I frequent.
#395 [00:59] <the_grey_fox_> whats civcraft?
#396 [00:59] <frustrate> an awesome server based on reddit
#397 [00:59] <frustrate> reddit.com/r/civcraft
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#399 [00:59] <frustrate> about 1000 players
#400 [00:59] <frustrate> 110 at a time
#401 [00:59] <Apollyon> Elaborate further, woulf you kindly.
#402 [00:59] <AwayK> civcraft?
#403 [00:59] <Apollyon> *would
#404 [00:59] <the_grey_fox_> ill check it out
#405 [00:59] <AwayK> uhhh
#406 [00:59] <AwayK> heh
#407 [00:59] <AwayK> is their ip a .tk domain?
#408 [00:59] <frustrate> 30+ cities, economy, prison pearl
#409 [01:00] <frustrate> no
#410 [01:00] <frustrate> untamedears.com
#411 [01:00] <Apollyon> It's not like we can get on right now.
#412 [01:00] <frustrate> reddit.com/r/civcraft is our forum.
#413 [01:00] <frustrate> yeah lmao
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#415 [01:00] <frustrate> but its by far the most fun ive had in a long time on miecraft
#416 [01:01] <frustrate> tons of players
#417 [01:01] <AwayK> probably should stop advertising it though
#418 [01:01] <frustrate> why?
#419 [01:01] <AwayK> this isn't an advertising channel
#420 [01:01] <AwayK> this is for game support
#421 [01:01] <frustrate> he asked to elaborate
#422 [01:01] <Apollyon> I poked my head on Funnyjunk's server once... good god it was like NorthKorea in there, all barren with 'plots' and no real world to explore.
#423 [01:01] <ImASpork> frustrate: Try getting a friend on a skypecall and play on a random PvP server
#424 [01:01] <Wookie> why is Minecraft down?
#425 [01:01] <ImASpork> Cause its not up
#426 [01:01] <frustrate> thats why i was fristrated about the auth server being down
#427 [01:01] <Apollyon> And a terribad arena.
#428 [01:01] <frustrate> because thats server is so fun lol
#429 [01:02] <Wookie> been down for like 12 hrs now
#430 [01:02] <Apollyon> Minecraft is down because it has teh downs!
#431 [01:02] <Apollyon> Mmmmkay?
#432 [01:02] <frustrate> i was able to auth about 6 hours ago
#433 [01:02] <the_grey_fox_> damn shouldnt have bought it today! definitely not good timing on my part haha!
#434 [01:03] <Apollyon> Funnyjunk's a good site. It's just the admin acts like a dumbass sometimes.
#435 [01:03] <Wookie> any estimated time?
#436 [01:03] <Apollyon> No ETA as of yet. it's hard to tell if the Dev's even know yet.
#437 [01:04] <frustrate> i dont think they do
#438 [01:04] <frustrate> the mojang help site cant even tell you if the servers are up or not
#439 [01:04] <frustrate> and nothing on twitter yet from mojang
#440 [01:04] <zkxs> uh, yes it can?
#441 [01:04] <Surreall> surprised they dont have someone on call for issues like this
#442 [01:04] <frustrate> i think it would help if somone tweeted to them
#443 [01:04] <the_grey_fox_> they should
#444 [01:04] <AwayK> >_>
#445 [01:05] <frustrate> my mojang help page says "cannot determine server status"
#446 [01:05] <Apollyon> Yo know that piccture of the server bank with all the yellow data cables that got turned into a demotivational poster?
#447 [01:05] <AwayK> there's /so/ much assuming here it's not even funny
#448 [01:05] <Apollyon> *you
#449 [01:05] <AwayK> they do have sysadmins who maintain the auth servers
#450 [01:05] <AwayK> and it's fairly easy to check if the auth servers are down
#451 [01:05] <Apollyon> I wouldn't be surprissed if it's some kind of situation like that.
#452 [01:05] <frustrate> this is the first resource ive found that said the servers were down
#453 [01:05] <frustrate> two pages said everything was up
#454 [01:05] <frustrate> mojoang site said could not determin lol
#455 [01:06] <zkxs> Wug, how long have the servers been down?
#456 [01:06] <ImASpork> Does it matter?
#457 [01:06] <frustrate> at least 3 hours
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#459 [01:07] <Apollyon> Whelp. I'mma rack out for the night. If minecraft gets fixed I'll probably be at work anyway, so good luck to you all and may the creepers fall into your piston traps.
#460 [01:07] <the_grey_fox_> amen
#461 [01:07] <ImASpork> Boogity boogity amen
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#463 [01:08] <Chew> Poop
#464 [01:08] <|Anthony|> seems like auth has been going down alot as of late
#465 [01:08] <|Anthony|> wonder why...
#466 [01:08] <Chew> yeah
#467 [01:08] <Apollyon> Been too long since I was on an IRC, and I didn't want to move my mouse. Anyone remember the oard?command for exiting an IRC channel from the keyb
#468 [01:08] <Apollyon> *keyboard
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#473 [01:09] <Chew> i have been trying to get on tekkit for a while, then i got booted off randomly after the .net crash
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#476 [01:09] <Apollyon> Woot. I remembered the commands.
#477 [01:09] <frustrate> make me op
#478 [01:09] <Apollyon> Dasvedonia.
#479 [01:09] <Apollyon> Dasvedonia.
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#481 [01:10] <Copyman85> Come on Swedish people
#482 [01:10] <ImASpork> we believe in you!
#483 [01:10] <Chew> XDDD
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#488 [01:12] <Wug> .set mode -c
#489 [01:12] <Wug> cool
#490 [01:12] <Wug> didnt know I could do that
#491 [01:12] <Wug> not sure im supposed to be able to do that >.>
#492 [01:12] <pacefalm> you didnt
#493 [01:12] <the_grey_fox_> ,what did you do?
#494 [01:12] <Guest________> Does it say "Cannot authenticate minecraft.net account" for you guys too??
#495 [01:13] <pacefalm> voxel set it back
#496 [01:13] <Wug> toplis: read the red text
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#498 [01:13] <Copyman85> you read Topic right?
#499 [01:13] <Wug> thats bold
#500 [01:13] <Wug> and in all caps
#501 [01:13] <the_grey_fox_> mine says i never even downloaded the game
#502 [01:13] * mib_kmbhc6 [mib_kmbhc6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#503 [01:13] <mib_kmbhc6> hallo
#504 [01:13] * mib_mba632 [mib_mba632@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#505 [01:13] <mib_kmbhc6> hello
#506 [01:13] <mib_mba632> hi
#507 [01:13] <mib_kmbhc6> wy works minecraft not
#508 [01:14] <Trocks6> Read Bold, Caps word in Red.
#509 [01:14] <Wug> read the red text
#510 [01:14] <mib_mba632> anyone having trouble logging in with the launcher?
#511 [01:14] <Trocks6> Read Bold, Caps word in Red.
#512 [01:14] <Wug> read the red text
#513 [01:14] <ImASpork> EVERY PERSON HAS
#514 [01:14] <mib_kmbhc6> oke
#515 [01:14] <the_grey_fox_> every on is!!!
#516 [01:14] <the_grey_fox_> everyone*
#517 [01:14] <mib_mba632> ok. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
#518 [01:14] <mib_kmbhc6> fack yourself motherfacker
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#521 [01:15] <Wug> yourmom: dont start.
#522 [01:15] <the_grey_fox_> hahaha
#523 [01:15] <Wug> its a bad idea.
#524 [01:15] <Jamie8u> ok ty
#525 [01:15] <Jamie8u> :P
#526 [01:15] <Wug> :DDDD
#527 [01:15] <Wug> I wish they were all like that
#528 [01:15] <KillerKookie> If it's down, how come it works for some people? O_O
#529 [01:16] <Wug> KillerKookie: if theyve been logged on since before it went down they wont be logged off
#530 [01:16] <KillerKookie> Ahh, OK.
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#532 [01:17] <Copyman85> I shouldnt have moved from my laptop to other pc.Could be playing right now
#533 [01:17] <KillerKookie> Why haven't they said anything about it being down. Or have they? O_O
#534 [01:17] <Copyman85> Prob sleeping
#535 [01:17] <Wug> KillerKookie: ^
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#537 [01:17] <Wug> Copyman85: offline mode?
#538 [01:18] <Toonogath> How long has the servers been offline?
#539 [01:18] <ImASpork> 9+ hours
#540 [01:18] <Wug> 100 years.
#541 [01:18] <KillerKookie> Few hours I think
#542 [01:18] <KillerKookie> 9+ hours? O_O
#543 [01:18] <Copyman85> I was on multiplayer when i twitched pcs
#544 [01:18] <Copyman85> switched
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#546 [01:18] <ImASpork> Thats what I just heard from CJB
#547 [01:18] <ImASpork> I thought it was 3+
#548 [01:18] <Toonogath> WTF... I had to force a 1.3.1 update through a different launcher just to find out that i still cant connect... gezz what the hell did they do?
#549 [01:18] <Copyman85> im on twitch.tv so that came out lol
#550 [01:18] <KillerKookie> I think maybe like 3 hours O_O
#551 [01:18] <KillerKookie> I think maybe like 3 hours O_O
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#554 [01:20] <Santa> Aw come on
#555 [01:20] <Santa> I just exited MC because sound wasnt going..
#556 [01:20] <Wug> :S
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#558 [01:21] <Santa> meh. I only wanted to moderate servers anyway
#559 [01:21] <Wug> ho ho ho
#560 [01:21] <Santa> Is the server auth down?
#561 [01:21] <O_E> boo
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#563 [01:21] <ImASpork> Santa give me a cookie
#564 [01:21] <Wug> thats what it says
#565 [01:21] <KillerKookie> Minecraft's auth servers are DOWN, try again later
#566 [01:21] <O_E> but the browser version works
#567 [01:21] <chubsii> oh noesssssss i cant play MC D:
#568 [01:22] <Santa> I meant that you can log into a server
#569 [01:22] <Santa> Or just log into MC
#570 [01:22] <ImASpork> Cook
#571 [01:22] <O_E> all i know is the client is having issues but the browser plays fine...
#572 [01:22] <ImASpork> Cookie
#573 [01:22] <ImASpork> now.
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#575 [01:23] <chubsii> hopefully it will be back up soooooon
#576 [01:23] <O_E> yea, need my fix
#577 [01:23] <the_grey_fox_> haha same
#578 [01:23] <ImASpork> chubsii I doubt it
#579 [01:24] <chubsii> Lol, i was excited to play with my +2 new friends
#580 [01:24] <chubsii> to join in my server
#581 [01:24] <O_E> i should prolly go to general chat if i want to ask about enchanting
#582 [01:24] <chubsii> xD and server is down -_-
#583 [01:24] <KillerKookie> It's 7:24 in Sweden, when will they wake up...
#584 [01:24] <O_E> chubsii the browser version is working.. unless im just special
#585 [01:24] <the_grey_fox_> i think you are just special
#586 [01:24] <the_grey_fox_> cuz mine isnt working
#587 [01:24] <chubsii> Browser version?
#588 [01:25] <the_grey_fox_> yea
#589 [01:25] <O_E> on minecraft.net.... when you play in browser
#590 [01:25] <chubsii> oh can i do that? O_o
#591 [01:25] <the_grey_fox_> maybe its just me then
#592 [01:25] <O_E> might be..
#593 [01:25] <the_grey_fox_> hope not lol
#594 [01:26] <O_E> heh. i just tried the browser again, loaded up no problems
#595 [01:26] <the_grey_fox_> lucky
#596 [01:26] <the_grey_fox_> i just get a white screen
#597 [01:26] <O_E> lame
#598 [01:26] <chubsii> it will be fun if i have more than 4 friends playing mc in my server
#599 [01:26] <the_grey_fox_> ohhh maybe its cus i just bought it today when all the pronlems started
#600 [01:26] <ImASpork> Thats javas fault i think
#601 [01:26] <ImASpork> possibly
#602 [01:26] <the_grey_fox_> problems*
#603 [01:27] <ImASpork> Whenever i had that i did some java stuff and it was fixed
#604 [01:27] <O_E> that too is a possibility about being a new player. i know ive been logged into the site for a while now
#605 [01:27] <the_grey_fox_> yea i think thats what it is. bad timming on my part
#606 [01:27] <O_E> though, out of curiosity anyone know if there is an easy way to make sure you get the enchantment you want?
#607 [01:28] <zkxs> cheating
#608 [01:28] <Chew> lol
#609 [01:28] <O_E> o.O
#610 [01:28] <ImASpork> ._.
#611 [01:28] <Chew> do /enchant [blablabla]
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#613 [01:28] <Chew> or just translate it
#614 [01:28] <Chew> Oh
#615 [01:28] <trenten> is anyone there
#616 [01:28] <KillerKookie> Chew's a noob :P
#617 [01:28] <Chew> Does anyone know thaumcraft?
#618 [01:28] <trenten> hello
#619 [01:28] <ImASpork> hallo
#620 [01:29] <Chew> quite killer you!
#621 [01:29] <Chew> poop!
#622 [01:29] <chubsii> do i need to run my application in browser with unknown publisher?
#623 [01:29] <chubsii> :o
#624 [01:29] <Chew> yes
#625 [01:29] <chubsii> safe?
#626 [01:29] <ImASpork> sey
#627 [01:29] <trenten> so why can i still connect to minecraft via the webrowser but the launchers do not work
#628 [01:29] <Chew> safe
#629 [01:29] <chubsii> okay.
#630 [01:29] <Chew> its mojang
#631 [01:29] <Chew> your computer will say that for everything off of the internet
#632 [01:29] <KillerKookie> They need to wake the hell up. It's 7:29.
#633 [01:29] <Chew> XD
#634 [01:29] <chubsii> didnt work O_o
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#637 [01:30] <trenten> thats dumb playing in the browser is freaking usless
#638 [01:30] <Copyman85> They need to hire more people instead of letting greed get to them
#639 [01:30] <ImASpork> copyman85 notch has over paid them
#640 [01:30] <ImASpork> hows that greed?
#641 [01:30] <KillerKookie> They need to have more HQ's
#642 [01:30] <ImASpork> yuup
#643 [01:30] <KillerKookie> At least 1 in the US.
#644 [01:31] <Copyman85> They can afford it
#645 [01:31] <chubsii> i guess ima play offline
#646 [01:31] <trenten> if their authentication server is down then how do they authenticate me in the browser and the ppl still playing with the client if they log out and back in then their screwed right
#647 [01:32] <O_E> o.O i just looked back and noticed some random guy got banned
#648 [01:32] <chubsii> wth
#649 [01:32] <Copyman85> Banned?
#650 [01:32] <chubsii> banned?
#651 [01:32] <O_E> *** Jethr0Paladin was kicked by VoxelHead (Banned: Trolling and spamming)
#652 [01:32] <Copyman85> Banned from what?
#653 [01:32] <trenten> this chat
#654 [01:33] <Dan> !login
#655 [01:33] <Copyman85> Oh I see.
#656 [01:33] <trenten> hopefully its not dos attack like they did to my favorite site demonoid.me
#657 [01:33] <Surreall> !check bunker1.aaxxss.com
#658 [01:33] <O_E> annoyed that demonoid is down
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#660 [01:33] <trenten> yea i miss demonoid
#661 [01:34] <Copyman85> Ya that sucked. Not my favorite but still love demonoid
#662 [01:34] <Santa> !check ag1.archergames.net
#663 [01:34] <trenten> i love how everything has comments on it
#664 [01:34] <Santa> •Drool•
#665 [01:34] <Santa> Opps
#666 [01:34] <Copyman85> I like nzb matrix
#667 [01:35] <Santa> !check ag3.archergames.net
#668 [01:35] <Santa> Oh come on
#669 [01:35] <O_E> o.O
#670 [01:35] <trenten> i was talking to someone from demonoid and when they get the site back up the login page will take you to a completely different site that way they can't attack the site without actually being a member
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#672 [01:36] <trenten> the launcher is still down just checked
#673 [01:36] <Copyman85> I heard demonoid might not even come back
#674 [01:37] <O_E> nuuuu
#675 [01:37] <Kai721> how long has it been down?
#676 [01:37] <Copyman85> been a member sense 2004 and its sad
#677 [01:37] <trenten> yea right first it was demonoid .me then ph it will prob move to demonoid.nk north koreia lol
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#679 [01:38] <the_grey_fox_> hey does anyone know where i can download slender ima play while minecraft is down lol
#680 [01:38] <trenten> demonoid has been down before and they straight out said it was an attack and they have like 5 freaking ppl working on it
#681 [01:38] <Copyman85> They make money with the ads and "donating" so they wont quit.Its just a rumor.
#682 [01:38] <Wug> Santa: hamachi is retarded
#683 [01:39] <trenten> yea i mean all it is is a torrent site if nothing else ppl will still share torrents via whatever the hell they want
#684 [01:39] <Santa> You are implying I have a hacmachi server?
#685 [01:39] <Copyman85> I liked the VHS section at demonoid the most
#686 [01:39] <Wug> Santa: no, but you checked a hamachi server
#687 [01:39] <|Anthony|> there ought to be a more redundant auth server setup
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#689 [01:39] <Santa> How do you know its a hamachi server?
#690 [01:39] <Wug> because the ip starts with 5
#691 [01:39] <trenten> yea for the mean time i am using pirate bay but i don't like it that much
#692 [01:39] <trenten> yea for the mean time i am using pirate bay but i don't like it that much
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#694 [01:40] <the_grey_fox_> hey does anyone know where i can download slender ima play while minecraft is down lol
#695 [01:40] <Wug> lets all curb the piracy talk
#696 [01:40] <Copyman85> Dont trust pirate bay
#697 [01:40] <Santa> The server is hosted by a company that uses ports for each server?
#698 [01:40] <Wug> Santa: interesting then that its on the default port
#699 [01:40] <trenten> yea no kidding its full of download links
#700 [01:40] <Santa> !check 37.59.34.34:25571
#701 [01:40] <justsumguy> So what I haven't heard or read is.. What's up with the auth server?
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#703 [01:41] <justsumguy> Is it a hardware/software/nbandwidth issue? under attack?
#704 [01:41] <Wug> it breaks every so often
#705 [01:41] <Santa> !check 188.165.2.168
#706 [01:41] <trenten> dos attack lol
#707 [01:41] <bhsgoclub> no one knows
#708 [01:41] <Copyman85> maybe its Anonymous
#709 [01:41] <Santa> The 2nd server is the server I tried to check with the name "ag1.archergames.net"
#710 [01:41] <justsumguy> yeah, that kinda sucks. you'd think they'd post an outage report on their page.
#711 [01:41] <Santa> So its not hamachi.
#712 [01:42] <trenten> i love how this chat session reminds me of the cmd or dos commands lol good times
#713 [01:42] <Copyman85> Ive looked at twitter and nothign there either
#714 [01:42] <bhsgoclub> its not them
#715 [01:42] <Santa> 1st server is a private server where Im making a plugin :\
#716 [01:42] <Santa> No whitelist. But then. I don't need one
#717 [01:42] <justsumguy> bhsgoclub: why do you think not?
#718 [01:43] <bhsgoclub> the deepnet fourms would have had something on it by now
#719 [01:43] <libraryaddict> A wild libraryaddict appears out of nowhere!
#720 [01:43] <bhsgoclub> nothing on any of them
#721 [01:43] <bhsgoclub> already thought of that and checked
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#723 [01:44] <Wug> its not like server instability is a new thing for the auth server
#724 [01:44] <Wug> its probably the same old
#725 [01:44] <BobDoler> ddsjfskadklajsfkjasjgkslfjds
#726 [01:44] <BobDoler> jakdfjhlkd;jkajsfsa
#727 [01:44] <BobDoler> jdfkflkdjflkjasflkjadsl;fkdsf
#728 [01:44] <BobDoler> jsadlfkdslkfslfs;kdja
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#731 [01:44] <libraryaddict> jeb_ spilled coffee on his desk again?
#732 [01:44] <trenten> lol he didn't last long
#733 [01:44] <GeophSmith> Ahah probably :P
#734 [01:45] <Dan> !login
#735 [01:45] <bhsgoclub> anyway Its a new update This happenes just about every time
#736 [01:45] <libraryaddict> No wonder auth servers is fried
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#738 [01:45] <GeophSmith> Is there a way to download a fresh 1.3.1?
#739 [01:45] <GeophSmith> Sense the servers are down and all.
#740 [01:45] <bhsgoclub> not untill they are back up
#741 [01:45] <libraryaddict> Force updating doesnt work?
#742 [01:45] <Wug> not till they come back
#743 [01:45] <libraryaddict> You can try mojang.com
#744 [01:45] <Wug> libraryaddict: you have to log in
#745 [01:45] <GeophSmith> No, It downloads it from Minecraft.net
#746 [01:45] <GBlock> Blargh. Good to see it outlined in red.
#747 [01:45] <bhsgoclub> No Force Update needs servers.
#748 [01:46] <GeophSmith> The funny thing is the Site is up, but the Auth is down.
#749 [01:46] <GBlock> Sure would be nice if the demo worked while the servers are down. :<
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#751 [01:46] <trenten> this is the first time ive ever had the can't connect to minecraft.net problem but i can still connect on multiplayer in the browser i don't get it
#752 [01:46] <the_grey_fox_> yea i did force update and it did nothing
#753 [01:46] <Disori> Wug, I could post the jar link..
#754 [01:46] <bhsgoclub> Diffrent servers Trenten
#755 [01:46] <Wug> Disori: I'd rather not teach 50 people to install it
#756 [01:46] <GeophSmith> That would be illegal, but I would love you Disori
#757 [01:46] <GBlock> Maybe a 1.3.2 is in the pipe? 1.3.1 had particular problems with the demo, after all. </rampant speculation>
#758 [01:46] <Disori> "*stam doesn't mind"
#759 [01:46] <libraryaddict> assets.minecraft.net/1_3_1/minecraft.jar
#760 [01:46] <ObliviArt> ok i know minecraft is down but what does that mean? I mean for private servers
#761 [01:46] <libraryaddict> Not sure if thats the full 1.3.1
#762 [01:47] <trenten> k well ima get off and go to bed
#763 [01:47] <GeophSmith> Cya Trenton
#764 [01:47] <Disori> GeophSmith, in a way, yes. But no one cares at all, even mojang devs couldn't care less. And it's their download link anyways
#765 [01:47] <Wug> ObliviArt: same as for public. it will be back sometime tomorrow probably
#766 [01:47] <bhsgoclub> It just means that you can not connect to them.
#767 [01:47] <GeophSmith> Yeah then go right ahead Disori :D I would love you!
#768 [01:47] <bhsgoclub> private servers are not affected at all
#769 [01:47] <GeophSmith> How long have they been down?
#770 [01:47] <ObliviArt> well does it mean i should not beable to play any server or just ones that are not ran by me?
#771 [01:47] <Wug> GeophSmith: 100 years
#772 [01:48] <Wug> does it matter
#773 [01:48] <Disori> Minecraft's been a lot more stable lately than it used to be. It used to be down all the time
#774 [01:48] <libraryaddict> Wug yes
#775 [01:48] <bhsgoclub> you will not be able to play on any server
#776 [01:48] <GeophSmith> I just got back today from vacation. So I haven't a clue.
#777 [01:48] <bhsgoclub> Until its back up
#778 [01:48] <GeophSmith> Disori did I miss the URL?
#779 [01:48] <ObliviArt> hmm yea i noticed mine just pulled a bad login
#780 [01:48] <Wug> GeophSmith: since mid yesterday theyve been having intermittent issues
#781 [01:48] <bhsgoclub> Wug thats a good song 100 years
#782 [01:48] <GeophSmith> Thank you Wug.
#783 [01:49] <libraryaddict> Hmm
#784 [01:49] <libraryaddict> Question. If someone had the ip ImIP.com which let you connect to server 1
#785 [01:49] <libraryaddict> If ImIP.com changed to server 2. Would you be d/c from server 1?
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#787 [01:50] <ObliviArt> it is kind of interesting that i have a server and client on the same system and they cannot communicate without the mc stuff being up too
#788 [01:50] <Wug> no
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#790 [01:50] <Wug> ObliviArt: its account verification
#791 [01:50] <libraryaddict> Then couldn't you use that to have players join the server with the least players?
#792 [01:50] <Copyman85> Im on!! you can play at the site in browser mode or whatever
#793 [01:50] <ObliviArt> hmm to make sure people are not pirating the game
#794 [01:50] <Copyman85> Why didnt anyone say that!
#795 [01:51] <libraryaddict> Cos it doesnt work for me
#796 [01:51] <m1n3> ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
#797 [01:51] <Disori> I need a better font..
#798 [01:51] <bhsgoclub> libraryaddict: no becouse ImIP.com is just leading you to a set ip if you already connected to that one ip and the the ip that Ipim.com is pointed at changes to is changed the people connected to the first ip will not be disconnected
#799 [01:51] <Copyman85> How am I able to log on at the site in browser mode and play but not from the exe? weird
#800 [01:51] <zkxs> libraryaddict: Why not just give your users the IPs of both servers, and let them pick for themselves? Also, DNS doesn't update instantly
#801 [01:52] <Copyman85> So if u wanna play real bad right now then u can it seems
#802 [01:52] <Wug> they use some sort of distributed system
#803 [01:52] <libraryaddict> afk - gtg
#804 [01:52] <bhsgoclub> Copyman85: They are diffr servers
#805 [01:52] <Wug> thats why it sometimes goes down in one area but not others
#806 [01:52] <Wug> its one server having issues
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#808 [01:53] <Copyman85> They are? Too bad knowone told me hours ago lol
#809 [01:53] <Copyman85> Maybe that should be in the topic.
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#811 [01:53] <bhsgoclub> Why did m1n3 try and crash the chat using the skype crash glitch
#812 [01:54] <Wug> idiocy
#813 [01:55] <DragonP> wow that should really have a spot on the launcher
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#815 [01:56] <bhsgoclub> I prob should get back to updating my plugins.....but im to lazy to start...
#816 [01:57] <DragonP> should do it now while the login is down
#817 [01:57] <bhsgoclub> eh Ive taken a break...since 1.1 but had a few people email me asking me to update...but I really dont want to learn the new api
#818 [01:58] <DragonP> what plugins
#819 [01:58] <bhsgoclub> 2 are custom plugins that a server wants and ones called Incantations
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#821 [01:59] <Disori> reallynewperson, I'm digging the name
#822 [01:59] <reallynewperson> thankyou
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#825 [01:59] <reallynewperson> why is minecraft.net down
#826 [02:00] <GeophSmith> Does anyone know what causes HS_Err_Pid ####?
#827 [02:00] <zkxs> I accidentally minecraft.net
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#829 [02:00] <DragonP> hmm not sure ive heard of them i have a modded bukkit server, looking in to some kool plugins that are able to run smooth with the mods
#830 [02:00] <leaderxtreme> Um hi?
#831 [02:00] <leaderxtreme> i need some help
#832 [02:00] <deathsmyname> i was logged on when one of the guys in vent said that he couldnt log in so i cheacked to see and now i cant get back on lmao
#833 [02:00] <leaderxtreme> i need some help i cant connect to MC servers
#834 [02:00] <reallynewperson> it wont let me log in period hhow to fix
#835 [02:01] <Wug> just wait a while
#836 [02:01] <GeophSmith> Leader Xtreme Just play offline,
#837 [02:01] <Techtronic_> so is the server down for maintenance or what?
#838 [02:01] <Wug> also, perhaps you mean "how do I fix it"
#839 [02:01] <GeophSmith> Reallynewperson wait it out
#840 [02:01] <Surreall> or play in browser, working for me that way
#841 [02:01] <DragonP> wait till minecraft log check comes backonline
#842 [02:01] <reallynewperson> ok
#843 [02:01] <GeophSmith> Wug, you seem very smart, what causes HS_Err_Pid####
#844 [02:01] <deathsmyname> ya they will fix it when they get to it
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#846 [02:01] <DragonP> i can't play in browser modded client
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#848 [02:02] <DragonP> lol
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#850 [02:03] <GeophSmith> Does anyone know what causes HS_Err_Pid####
#851 [02:03] <bhsgoclub> what screen
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#853 [02:03] <bhsgoclub> Did it appear
#854 [02:03] <DragonP> falsebook works better for me
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#856 [02:03] <alienxman> hey can anybody help me?
#857 [02:03] <GeophSmith> It force closed MC bhsgoclub
#858 [02:04] <GeophSmith> Whats wrong alienxman?
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#860 [02:04] <bhsgoclub> Let me look into it Ill see what I can find for you
#861 [02:04] <GBlock> If there's a number where those pound-signs are we could use them.
#862 [02:04] <GeophSmith> the nuber is 5300
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#865 [02:05] <GeophSmith> And I am running entirely vanilla MC
#866 [02:06] <bhsgoclub> GeophSmith: It looks like its a ram issue
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#872 [02:06] <Dan> !login
#873 [02:06] <alienxman> when I try to play minecraft it says "cannot connect to minecraft.net" so i deleted bin to reset it and that was after I checked my wifi, when i opened it back up and tried to run it and it said cannot connect to minecraft.net and it didnt have the other option to play offline... btw im on a mac
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#875 [02:07] <Dan> alienxman, read what AuBot put
#876 [02:07] <Drake> Can NO ONE read a single message on joining the channel?
#877 [02:07] <GeophSmith> bhsgoclub How do i make Minecraft use more than 2 GB of RAM
#878 [02:07] <bhsgoclub> From what ive found try alloting more ram to minecraft
#879 [02:07] <Wug> Drake: nope
#880 [02:07] <MRNOTCH> damn, I have a server and today I was supposed to finish maintaining it
#881 [02:07] <GeophSmith> Cause I have 8GB
#882 [02:08] <justsumguy> any way to full screen the browser version?
#883 [02:08] <bhsgoclub> Minecraft uses 1 gig normaly
#884 [02:08] <Surreall> f11
#885 [02:08] <whathappened> i set mine to 7g
#886 [02:08] <GeophSmith> Then how do i get it to use 2-3
#887 [02:08] <whathappened> have to allocate it
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#889 [02:08] <MRNOTCH> you "renice' it
#890 [02:08] <MRNOTCH> you "renice' it
#891 [02:08] <MRNOTCH> you "renice' it
#892 [02:08] <MRNOTCH> you "renice' it
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#895 [02:09] <bhsgoclub> java -Xmx(megabite amoung here)M -Xms(megabite amout here)M -jar minecraft.exe Type this in a notepad and make it a .bat
#896 [02:09] <m1n3> s
#897 [02:09] <bhsgoclub> Replace the megabite abount here with the amount of megabites you want to allow
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#899 [02:10] <GeophSmith> Do i put the MB inside of Paranthesis?
#900 [02:10] <michalpatryk> When I update java from 6 to 7, near blocks start blue lines.
#901 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> Just the number and remove the Paranthesis
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#903 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> for example
#904 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> java -Xmx768M -Xms256M -jar minecraft.exe
#905 [02:10] <michalpatryk> anyone can help?
#906 [02:10] <mib_q82nsn> hi
#907 [02:10] <AtWorknBored> ell
#908 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> Got it?
#909 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> Then I saved it in Minecraftram.bat
#910 [02:10] <bhsgoclub> but thats me. as long as its in a .bat the name does not matter
#911 [02:11] <mib_q82nsn> lol
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#915 [02:12] <GeophSmith> That doesn't worl bhsgoclub
#916 [02:12] <GeophSmith> *work
#917 [02:12] <bhsgoclub> well java -Xmx768M -Xms256M -jar minecraft.exe is not even a gigabite
#918 [02:12] <bhsgoclub> I just typed a random number there
#919 [02:13] <GeophSmith> No those aren't the numbers I used
#920 [02:13] <GeophSmith> I used 3072(3GB)
#921 [02:13] <bhsgoclub> ok
#922 [02:13] <GeophSmith> Ill try again with 2gb
#923 [02:13] <bhsgoclub> did you run it
#924 [02:13] <bhsgoclub> as a bat
#925 [02:13] <Elystus|laptop> bhsgoclub: 386mb is the recommended amount of ram for minecraft
#926 [02:13] <Elystus|laptop> that might have gone up a little bit with the update.
#927 [02:13] <GeophSmith> Yes I did run it as a .bat
#928 [02:14] <GeophSmith> i saved it as Ram.bat
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#930 [02:14] <ImASpork> ram a bat
#931 [02:14] <bhsgoclub> I know that elystus but It depends on your mods if you have any
#932 [02:14] <O_E> o.O im just following the convo again.. is this to dedicate more ram to the client or server?
#933 [02:15] <GeophSmith> Are both of the MB amounts supposed to be the same
#934 [02:15] <Elystus|laptop> Opps, I forgot to add for vanilla minecraft at the end of mine.
#935 [02:15] <GeophSmith> To the clienbt
#936 [02:15] <GeophSmith> *Client
#937 [02:15] <O_E> oo.. i better read this
#938 [02:15] <zkxs> For small servers at least, the client is more resource-hungry
#939 [02:15] <GeophSmith> BhsGoClub are theyu supposed to be the same numbers
#940 [02:15] <bhsgoclub> no
#941 [02:15] <bhsgoclub> one is the min
#942 [02:15] <bhsgoclub> the other is the max
#943 [02:16] <GeophSmith> Which one is the Min?
#944 [02:16] <bhsgoclub> the first
#945 [02:16] <GeophSmith> Ojay
#946 [02:16] <GeophSmith> *Okay
#947 [02:16] <GeophSmith> What is it normally?
#948 [02:16] <bhsgoclub> Lol give me a sec to look that up
#949 [02:17] <Techtronic_> so if i can login on mc.net and play why cant i login from a client and play?
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#951 [02:17] <O_E> sorry to backtrack you a bit.. what should i be doing to dedicate more ram?
#952 [02:17] <Techtronic_> given the client has to connect to mc.net
#953 [02:17] <O_E> i know i need to make a bat file..
#954 [02:17] <bhsgoclub> OH
#955 [02:17] <GeophSmith> java -Xmx(megabite amoung here)M -Xms(megabite amout here)M -jar minecraft.exe Type this in a notepad and make it a .bat
#956 [02:17] <bhsgoclub> Xms Is first
#957 [02:17] <chagraore> someone help it says not downloaded
#958 [02:17] <jaunedeau> or just use a launcher
#959 [02:17] <bhsgoclub> Sorry
#960 [02:17] <bhsgoclub> I switched them
#961 [02:17] <GeophSmith> That O_E
#962 [02:17] <O_E> thanks GeophSmith
#963 [02:17] <GeophSmith> WElcome
#964 [02:17] <jaunedeau> ms -> Memory Start Xmm Memory Max
#965 [02:18] <GeophSmith> *Welcome
#966 [02:18] <bhsgoclub> java -Xmx768M -Xms256M -jar minecraft.exe is wrong it should be java -Xms768M -Xmx256M -jar minecraft.exe
#967 [02:18] <chagraore> can someone help me?
#968 [02:18] <bhsgoclub> err with the numbers changed accordingly
#969 [02:18] <O_E> ok, thanks for the string... where am i placing this bat file?
#970 [02:18] <jaunedeau> Xmx Memory Extend (how much more memory it takes each time it's low on memory)
#971 [02:19] <bhsgoclub> Wait....nvm i was right the first time
#972 [02:19] <chagraore> my minecraft thing when i log in says not downloaded someone please help
#973 [02:19] <O_E> the authentication servers are down chagraore
#974 [02:19] <Techtronic_> minecraft authentication servers are down
#975 [02:19] <jaunedeau> OE : how much ram does your computer have ?
#976 [02:19] <chagraore> so it happens to you too
#977 [02:19] <bhsgoclub> chagraore please read the red text
#978 [02:20] <O_E> 16 GB
#979 [02:20] <bhsgoclub> nice
#980 [02:20] <chagraore> omg thank you
#981 [02:20] <jaunedeau> <oe : and what will it do in addition to running minecraft ?
#982 [02:20] <GeophSmith> Bhsgoclub when I double click the .bat it flashes for half a second then disapears
#983 [02:20] <chagraore> so it says not downloaded for everyone
#984 [02:20] <bhsgoclub> Thats normal
#985 [02:20] <O_E> jaunedeau im not sure
#986 [02:20] <bhsgoclub> That means it ran
#987 [02:21] <jaunedeau> you must put it in the same folder as minecraft.ene
#988 [02:21] <chagraore> ok thanks but when i check servers on my browser it says that seervers has people in them
#989 [02:21] <jaunedeau> exe
#990 [02:21] <GeophSmith> So does that mean it worked java -Xmx(megabite amoung here)M -Xms(megabite amout here)M -jar minecraft.exe Type this in a notepad and make it a .bat
#991 [02:21] <GeophSmith> Does that mean it worked BhsGoClub
#992 [02:22] <chagraore> ok thanks but when i check servers on my browser it says that seervers has people in them
#993 [02:22] <bhsgoclub> Well if you have it in the same folder as your minecraft.jar then yes
#994 [02:22] <O_E> chagraore people might be using the browser to play
#995 [02:22] <chagraore> ok
#996 [02:22] <GeophSmith> You didn't ell me that
#997 [02:22] <chagraore> does it work?
#998 [02:22] <O_E> possibly
#999 [02:22] <bhsgoclub> Sorry Im working on some things for work as well
#1000 [02:22] <bhsgoclub> my bad
#1001 [02:22] <O_E> my browser is working
#1002 [02:22] <chagraore> ok guys thanx for the help
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#1005 [02:23] <m1n3> e
#1006 [02:23] <GeophSmith> Is it supposed to launch the launcher?
#1007 [02:24] <GeophSmith> When I run the .bat ?
#1008 [02:24] <Techtronic_> so if i can log in and play on my browser, directly connection to mc.net, why wont the client work which needs to connect to mc.net
#1009 [02:24] <Techtronic_> so if i can log in and play on my browser, directly connection to mc.net, why wont the client work which needs to connect to mc.net
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#1011 [02:24] <Copyman85> ive got a question.this is strange. Ive been mining for a long time and there is no way someone build something down here but I see doors. The world is pretty much brand new on the server. Do object like doors and such get generated as well?
#1012 [02:24] <bhsgoclub> Geo If that does not work...just youtube it. Its been a while since I did it and If im forgeting something im sorry
#1013 [02:24] <bhsgoclub> and
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#1016 [02:24] <DragonP> anybody get any squaze luck
#1017 [02:24] <bhsgoclub> no i dont think so
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#1019 [02:24] <bhsgoclub> Copyman85 no
#1020 [02:25] <O_E> so if the first number is for minimum ram, whats the second number for?
#1021 [02:25] <Copyman85> A user made these doors no matter what then?
#1022 [02:25] <zkxs> You can find doors in strongholds
#1023 [02:25] <bhsgoclub> Max amount of ram that it can take
#1024 [02:25] <bhsgoclub> zkxs: true was not thinking about that lol
#1025 [02:26] <O_E> but if the second number is lower than the first, how does that make sense?
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#1027 [02:26] <Techtronic_> magic!
#1028 [02:26] <Copyman85> strongholds? Im reading the wiki about them right now. rare they say?
#1029 [02:26] <Techtronic_> very
#1030 [02:26] <bhsgoclub> My advice just keep them the same. I realy dont feel like explaining Java and how it does not make since to start with.
#1031 [02:26] <Techtronic_> there are only 3 genned on every world
#1032 [02:26] <bhsgoclub> If that
#1033 [02:27] <Copyman85> tressure at strongholds!!! yes! I must have hit jackpot
#1034 [02:27] <Techtronic_> ye 0-3 [er world i should say
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#1036 [02:27] <GeophSmith> What in the actual hell. A few days ago I could run minecraft NO PROBLEM
#1037 [02:28] <GeophSmith> Now i can play about 3 mins then it crashes to hs-err_pid####
#1038 [02:28] <bhsgoclub> then did you update and started having issues?
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#1040 [02:28] <GeophSmith> No on thursday and Wednesday I was playing just fine
#1041 [02:28] <GeophSmith> for a few hours to be honest
#1042 [02:28] <bhsgoclub> It sounds Like something else other then minecraft may be eating all your ram
#1043 [02:29] <GeophSmith> I am only using 2% of my CPU and 15% of my Physical Memory
#1044 [02:29] <Techtronic_> om nom nom ram!
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#1046 [02:29] <Techtronic_> did you touch the gold bits on your ram recently?
#1047 [02:29] <bhsgoclub> Look in progormence
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#1049 [02:30] <bhsgoclub> proformence
#1050 [02:30] <bhsgoclub> then recource montor
#1051 [02:30] <dutchie1> I can not login to minecraft!
#1052 [02:30] <Techtronic_> *performance
#1053 [02:30] <Techtronic_> *performance
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#1055 [02:30] <Techtronic_> dutchiel read please
#1056 [02:30] <bhsgoclub> thanks tech
#1057 [02:30] <bhsgoclub> Then tell me whats your max freq and phisical mem on that
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#1059 [02:31] <Techtronic_> the big red banner thingy that stabs you in the face gives you the answer you need
#1060 [02:31] <dutchie1> So later can i logged in?
#1061 [02:31] <Techtronic_> yes
#1062 [02:31] <dutchie1> sure? :D
#1063 [02:31] <Techtronic_> they will fix it
#1064 [02:31] <bhsgoclub> !login
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#1066 [02:31] <dutchie1> ok :)
#1067 [02:31] <dutchie1> thankyou
#1068 [02:31] <sk8rbohy> da herro
#1069 [02:31] <bhsgoclub> still down
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#1071 [02:31] <bhsgoclub> lol
#1072 [02:31] <sk8rbohy> why minecraft no log me in?
#1073 [02:32] * bhsgoclub facepalm
#1073 [02:32] <Techtronic_> if they dont i cant guarantee they wont have an angry mob at their doorstep tomorrow lol
#1074 [02:32] <Techtronic_> sk8r read the big red banner thingy that stabs you in the face
#1075 [02:32] <JarodY> Hey Guys
#1076 [02:32] <O_E> agreed bhs
#1077 [02:32] <O_E> agreed bhs
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#1079 [02:32] <bhsgoclub> I cant guarantee that we sont if people do not read the topic...or bot....or the red bannors everywere
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#1082 [02:33] <sk8rbohy> when will the servers be back pls?
#1083 [02:33] <O_E> anytime sk8r
#1084 [02:33] <bhsgoclub> 10 years
#1085 [02:33] <JarodY> Are there any updates that you guys know about for the login servers?
#1086 [02:33] <bhsgoclub> No
#1087 [02:33] <Techtronic_> you would think the first place your eyes would go to is the big red banner
#1088 [02:33] <JarodY> I looked at the banner
#1089 [02:33] <Notnatedogg2> why is minecraft.net down?
#1090 [02:33] <sk8rbohy> i am colorblind?
#1091 [02:33] <zzzz> lol, chanserv aubot and greybot all have auto messages, and the channel description does too, and people still ask
#1092 [02:33] <sk8rbohy> ikr nate?
#1093 [02:33] <JarodY> I was wondering of you knew anythign about it
#1094 [02:34] <Techtronic_> read notnate
#1095 [02:34] <zzzz> nobody here knows anything
#1096 [02:34] <zzzz> that's why they're here.
#1097 [02:34] <zzzz> duh.
#1098 [02:34] <Notnatedogg2> duuh mothwefucking guiiiii, this is boowlshit
#1099 [02:34] * AuBot kicked Notnatedogg2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: otnatedogg2 :Please keep it civil.)
#1100 [02:34] <O_E> hey bhs.... you got a few moments in private?
#1101 [02:34] <bhsgoclub> Oh my...
#1102 [02:34] <zzzz> O.-
#1103 [02:34] <sk8rbohy> why is the server down??!?!?!? i need to play de uhh minceraft
#1104 [02:34] <Techtronic_> sk8r if you are going to troll leave
#1105 [02:35] <zzzz> because god hates you
#1106 [02:35] <zzzz> and you must atone for your sins
#1107 [02:35] <sk8rbohy> i neeeeeed de uhh answerrrs
#1108 [02:35] <GeophSmith> I love you ZZZZ
#1109 [02:35] <Techtronic_> if you actually have a brain and the capacity for intelligent thought then make conversation
#1110 [02:35] <zzzz> <3
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#1112 [02:35] <JarodY> I know there was something like a storm in Sweden. I didnt know it was this bad
#1113 [02:35] <sk8rbohy> are you witholding information from me?
#1114 [02:35] <JarodY> No we arent
#1115 [02:35] <zzzz> yush :)
#1116 [02:36] <sk8rbohy> where is the tech support number?
#1117 [02:36] <sk8rbohy> i need to complain
#1118 [02:36] <JarodY> ...
#1119 [02:36] <Techtronic_> its right here
#1120 [02:36] <zzzz> its
#1121 [02:36] <zkxs> 687-5309
#1122 [02:36] <zzzz> 1-800-IDFK-ZZD
#1123 [02:36] <Techtronic_> 555-555-5555
#1124 [02:36] <zzzz> except only the last 3 bits
#1125 [02:36] <sk8rbohy> i need to tell notch to ban you and put the servers back up
#1126 [02:36] <ImASpork> 408 696 6969
#1127 [02:36] <zzzz> so, its ZZD
#1128 [02:36] <zzzz> call it, quick
#1129 [02:37] <Techtronic_> or is it 999-999-9999
#1130 [02:37] <Techtronic_> i can never remember
#1131 [02:37] <Disori> 911
#1132 [02:37] <zzzz> tell them minecraft is down its a national emergency and thousands, nigh millions of lives are at stake
#1133 [02:37] <JarodY> Sk8r the login servers are down. If you live anywhere near me, you should be sleeping instead of playing mc. If not, then take a nap, read a book, or play something else than mc
#1134 [02:37] <zzzz> ZZD, quick!
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#1136 [02:37] <ImASpork> its 9114532345
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#1138 [02:37] * zzzz smacks forehead
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#1139 [02:38] <zzzz> ZDD!!
#1140 [02:38] <GBlock> zxks, fsck d00 at 0xa000 - 0xffff asap!
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#1142 [02:38] <sk8rbohy> Jarody i appologize for not stalking you
#1143 [02:38] * Wug fscks ImASpork
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#1144 [02:38] <zzzz> call zdd now quick
#1145 [02:38] <Notnatedogg2> hai
#1146 [02:38] <zzzz> ohai wug
#1147 [02:38] <sk8rbohy> da herro
#1148 [02:38] <Notnatedogg2> when will minecraft.net be back up
#1149 [02:38] <JarodY> Sk8r its 2:30am here
#1150 [02:38] <zzzz> yes, go to bed
#1151 [02:38] <ImASpork> "fscks"
#1152 [02:38] <Necrodoom> Notnatedogg2: when its up
#1153 [02:38] <JarodY> If its past midnight, then get to sleep
#1154 [02:38] <zzzz> your parents will be mad when they find it it's past your bedtime
#1155 [02:38] <sk8rbohy> its 3:38 PM here
#1156 [02:38] <ImASpork> Its past midnight here
#1157 [02:38] <ImASpork> its 11:38 pm
#1158 [02:38] <zzzz> .......precisely
#1159 [02:38] <zzzz> wait
#1160 [02:38] <zzzz> wat
#1161 [02:39] <JarodY> zzzz i usually stay up late
#1162 [02:39] <ImASpork> use common knowledge
#1163 [02:39] <zzzz> sir, kindly go repeat kindergarten
#1164 [02:39] <JarodY> Ill go to sleep at like 3
#1165 [02:39] <zzzz> jarody, im just a massive hypocrite :) i go to bed around 6am
#1166 [02:39] <Notnatedogg2> i want minecraft.net to be up
#1167 [02:39] <JarodY> lol
#1168 [02:39] <sk8rbohy> i do not lieee to youu it is 3:39 PM
#1169 [02:39] <Wug> believe me, so do i
#1170 [02:39] <Notnatedogg2> Necrodoom, Put it up, ok?
#1171 [02:39] <zzzz> evening shifts are awesome
#1172 [02:40] <JarodY> Notnatedogg read a book, play some video games, watch some youtube. Just shut up about the login servers
#1173 [02:40] <Wug> ffuuu
#1174 [02:40] <ImASpork> zzzz: past midnight is 12am or longer, 11:38pm is past 12am hence i am awake past midnight
#1175 [02:40] <zzzz> notnatedogg2, as the songs say: ♩you cant always get what you want ♩
#1176 [02:40] <sk8rbohy> MINECRAFT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ASS HOLE
#1177 [02:40] <xales> Hi Wug.
#1178 [02:40] <Wug> sk8rbohy: its 11:40 where you are
#1179 [02:40] <xales> Having some fun?
#1180 [02:40] <JarodY> Sk8r....I meant console games
#1181 [02:40] <dadep> notnate: they are putting up with the complaints alreadey
#1182 [02:40] <zzzz> hey hey hey language
#1183 [02:40] <Wug> xales: I was earlier
#1184 [02:40] <sk8rbohy> ?
#1185 [02:40] <Elystus> sk8rbohy: Keep it civil.
#1186 [02:40] <zzzz> we only condone latin here.
#1187 [02:40] <Necrodoom> computer/xbox/tablet/smartphone game*
#1188 [02:40] <Wug> I might have been getting all of the packets
#1189 [02:40] <zzzz> inb4minecraft is a computer game
#1190 [02:41] <Wug> maybe
#1191 [02:41] <sk8rbohy> Mug: it is 3:41 PM O.o
#1192 [02:41] <Wug> but if I was, they were stoppibf at the router
#1193 [02:41] <zzzz> were they hot chocolate packets?
#1194 [02:41] <zzzz> they're my favorite
#1195 [02:41] <xales> CONSOLES AND SMARTPHONES AREN'T COMPUTERS.
#1196 [02:41] <ImASpork> thats past midnight
#1197 [02:41] <xales> ._.
#1198 [02:41] <dadep> 8.40 am here
#1199 [02:41] <zzzz> but facebook login credentials are a close second ;)
#1200 [02:41] <xales> Right, Wug?
#1201 [02:41] <xales> Also, calculators.
#1202 [02:41] <Elystus> I agree with xales
#1203 [02:41] <Wug> and I couldnt be arsed to get the password
#1204 [02:41] <Wug> my phone is a computer
#1205 [02:41] <xales> ^
#1206 [02:41] <zzzz> xales, i feel like you misunderstand what a "computer" is
#1207 [02:41] <JarodY> If its anywhere between 12am and 8 am, then get some sleep
#1208 [02:41] <Wug> good phones are computers
#1209 [02:41] <zzzz> a computer is something that computees
#1210 [02:41] <zzzz> computes*
#1211 [02:41] <ImASpork> xales, many computer companys support the idea smartphones are computers
#1212 [02:42] <zzzz> no, they computee
#1213 [02:42] <Wug> my phone is like better than my laptop
#1214 [02:42] <xales> zzzz: When I talk in allcaps
#1215 [02:42] <xales> I'm being sarcastic
#1216 [02:42] <xales> SARCASM
#1217 [02:42] <xales> .
#1218 [02:42] <dadep> xales: if you stillgot your linux console on the ps3, I say it is a computer
#1219 [02:42] <xales> ._.
#1220 [02:42] <zzzz> WAIT ARE YOU SAYING THEY ACTUALLY MADE A SARCASM FONT?
#1221 [02:42] <Elystus> WAHT ZALES I COULDN"T HEAR YOU
#1222 [02:42] <ImASpork> ITS AHRD TO TELL SARCASM IN TEXT HURHUR
#1223 [02:42] * zzzz messes in pants
#1223 [02:42] <Wug> OMG
#1224 [02:42] <xales> lol spam
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#1226 [02:42] <Elystus> Lol
#1227 [02:42] <Wug> xales: its ridiculous
#1228 [02:42] <ImASpork> HARD*
#1229 [02:42] <sk8rbohy> Dude i live in Korea it is 3:42 PM
#1230 [02:42] <zzzz> wat
#1231 [02:42] <xales> Also, why isn't this set...
#1232 [02:42] <zzzz> ?
#1233 [02:42] <Elystus> Guys, keep the random chat to a minimum...
#1234 [02:42] <ImASpork> i live in a house
#1235 [02:43] * JarodY sets topic: Shut up about the minecraft login servers
#1235 [02:43] <zzzz> nobody's here except to complain about the login server being down, we might as well have fun
#1236 [02:43] <Wug> sk8rbohy: you live in california
#1237 [02:43] <Wug> its 11:45 where you are
#1238 [02:43] <Wug> go to bed
#1239 [02:43] <ImASpork> its a free country
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#1241 [02:43] <ImASpork> well
#1242 [02:43] <dadep> anyway, this is the only place where the most recent news about the auth servers can be found?
#1243 [02:43] <ImASpork> where i live
#1244 [02:43] <bhsgoclub> Its 1 43 am here.
#1245 [02:43] <ImASpork> go sleep.
#1246 [02:43] <bhsgoclub> I want a cookie
#1247 [02:43] <sk8rbohy> Wug: i am currently living in Korea... it is 3:43 PM
#1248 [02:44] <ImASpork> You already freakin said that.
#1249 [02:44] <Wug> if you say so.
#1250 [02:44] <zzzz> ...take a nap?
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#1252 [02:44] <zzzz> go play starcraft 2?
#1253 [02:44] <Wug> your irc client thinks its 11:45.
#1254 [02:44] <ImASpork> i lol'd
#1255 [02:44] <sk8rbohy> why?
#1256 [02:44] <JarodY> oh
#1257 [02:44] <JarodY> XD
#1258 [02:44] <Wug> your ip address thinks you live in california
#1259 [02:44] <dadep> lol
#1260 [02:44] <Wug> the two make sense when taken together
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#1262 [02:44] * ImASpork could make a racist joke
#1262 [02:44] <Wug> I highly doubt theyre lying.
#1263 [02:44] <bhsgoclub> I have a vpn in koria Should I use It to make the client think im there?
#1264 [02:44] <xales> mollstam: poke.
#1265 [02:45] <Wug> xales: ive been hammering on him all night
#1266 [02:45] <JarodY> Everyone spam mollstam with poke!
#1267 [02:45] <JarodY> XD jk
#1268 [02:45] <xales> Wug: neat.
#1269 [02:45] <Wug> mollstam: mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam mollstam.
#1270 [02:45] <xales> Wug: I'm more special than you so I thought I'd try. c:
#1271 [02:45] <ImASpork> you left out the :'s
#1272 [02:45] <sk8rbohy> my ISP is 175.45.178.365 O.o is that californian?
#1273 [02:45] <Wug> you're about as special as my left ass cheek
#1274 [02:45] <ImASpork> its numberian
#1275 [02:45] * zzzz facenuke
#1275 [02:45] <Wug> granted, thats the special side
#1276 [02:45] <JarodY> mollstam mollstam answer now or ill do as syndicate would and kick your tits in
#1277 [02:45] <bhsgoclub> Wug: can I trace that ip and post the results?
#1278 [02:45] <zzzz> also
#1279 [02:45] <dadep> you are 'special'?
#1280 [02:46] <zzzz> someone make this the channel topic
#1281 [02:46] <zzzz> http://www.meh.ro/original/2009_12/meh.ro2050.jpg
#1282 [02:46] <xales> lol "trace"
#1283 [02:46] <Wug> bhsgoclub: ask him not me
#1284 [02:46] <ImASpork> What type of special?
#1285 [02:46] <Wug> ImASpork: greater ... flow density.
#1286 [02:46] <O_E> haha.. is that the new pennywise picture?
#1287 [02:46] <Wug> xales: congratulations
#1288 [02:46] <ImASpork> Wug: Yes sir
#1289 [02:46] <JarodY> ./topic DONT ASK ABOUT THE LOGIN SERVERS
#1290 [02:46] <bhsgoclub> xales: Its easy tbh command prompt is a somple way on doing it
#1291 [02:46] <Wug> you have the highest flow density.
#1292 [02:46] <Wug> you can force the most hot methane through yourself at high speeds.
#1293 [02:47] <zzzz> wat
#1294 [02:47] <Wug> your mother must be so proud.
#1295 [02:47] <JarodY> Crystal methane?
#1296 [02:47] <sk8rbohy> Wug: why the hell did you think i live in california?
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#1298 [02:47] <ShaRose> I like when people think pinging mollstam does anything.
#1299 [02:47] <zzzz> sk8, because you do
#1300 [02:47] <xales> ShaRose: It has in the past... :p
#1301 [02:47] <Wug> sk8rbohy: because geoip says you live there
#1302 [02:47] <ShaRose> He uses a bouncer and only shows up every now and then.
#1303 [02:47] <zzzz> i dnot think they even have skateboards in corea
#1304 [02:47] <zzzz> korea* moment
#1305 [02:47] <Wug> and, because your client indicates that you're in a california time zone
#1306 [02:47] <xales> ShaRose: Granted, the *far* past, but still
#1307 [02:47] <ImASpork> he doesnt sit infront of his compter 25/7 guys
#1308 [02:47] <bhsgoclub> sk8rbohy: then if you really want to prove it. then let me trace it. and post the results
#1309 [02:47] <JarodY> I pinged mollstam! *feels special*
#1310 [02:47] <xales> ImASpork: He's a web dev, he does, actually.
#1311 [02:48] <ShaRose> xales Actually, he's been more active on IRC in the past few days.
#1312 [02:48] <sk8rbohy> ok...?
#1313 [02:48] <Wug> ImASpork: he sleeps with it
#1314 [02:48] <ImASpork> xales: Did you even notice the "25/7"
#1315 [02:48] <Wug> its the normal human equivalent of a cat
#1316 [02:48] <bhsgoclub> wug: you saw that ok
#1317 [02:48] * JarodY slaps mollstam around a bit with a large trout
#1317 [02:48] <xales> sk8rbohy: orly
#1318 [02:48] <bhsgoclub> ima trace
#1319 [02:48] <zkxs> bhsgoclub: Do you not understand the concept of a proxy?
#1320 [02:48] <zzzz> WE DO NOT PERMIT JOKES
#1321 [02:48] <zzzz> lololol
#1322 [02:48] <ShaRose> ImASpork yeah, good web devs and sysadmins do 26/8
#1323 [02:48] <JarodY> lol
#1324 [02:48] <sk8rbohy> Wug: my isp is 175.45.178.375
#1325 [02:48] <ImASpork> HOLY SHIT
#1326 [02:48] <xales> sk8rbohy: No it's not.
#1327 [02:48] <bhsgoclub> its easy to get past that
#1328 [02:48] <ImASpork> i can ony do 23/5
#1329 [02:48] <JarodY> I slapped mollstam. I feel like god.
#1330 [02:48] <Wug> zkxs: a proxy that changes your /ctcp time
#1331 [02:48] <JarodY> NO
#1332 [02:48] <Savage> anyone up for some MP?....err, right.....nvrmnd
#1333 [02:48] <sk8rbohy> Wug: yes it is... thats what my minecraft server runs on.....
#1334 [02:48] <Wug> how intriguing.
#1335 [02:48] <JarodY> I feel liek Notch
#1336 [02:48] * xales kicked JarodY from #minecrafthelp (Reason: arodY :Enough is enough. ._.)
#1337 [02:49] <ImASpork> That kinda was overkill
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#1339 [02:49] <Wug> I think im going to bed
#1340 [02:49] <zzzz> urg
#1341 [02:49] <xales> No Wug
#1342 [02:49] <Wug> xales: dont burn the channel down
#1343 [02:49] <xales> stay with me :(
#1344 [02:49] <zzzz> irc commands hate me
#1345 [02:49] * xales ties Wug to a chair
#1345 [02:49] <zkxs> Wug: I get that, but it appeared that bhsgoclub thought the geoIP was more decisive than the time zone
#1346 [02:49] <xales> :>
#1347 [02:49] <zzzz> kinky
#1348 [02:49] * Wug engages the hyperspace drive
#1348 [02:49] <Wug> * chunks of chair pelt xales
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#1350 [02:50] * zzzz ducks
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#1351 [02:50] <bhsgoclub> No I was not talking about that Im saying trace an ipadress to its source, I do stuff like that with work
#1352 [02:50] <ShaRose> Funfact: I stalk all mojangsters, including mollstam, so every time someone randomly pings him, I get pinged too.
#1353 [02:50] <ImASpork> Woah woah, ladies, stop fighting
#1354 [02:50] <guest1034> are the servers down for a patch, or just down ?
#1355 [02:50] * enticeing [enticeing@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1356 [02:50] <xales> They are down. Try again later.
#1357 [02:50] <enticeing> BRO
#1358 [02:50] * Wug[Hyperspace] yells from hyperspace: the more you know ShaRose :D
#1358 [02:50] <xales> enticeing: MARTIAL LAW ACTIVATE
#1359 [02:50] <enticeing> hay guys
#1360 [02:50] <enticeing> hold onto your butts
#1361 [02:50] * Wug[Hyperspace] /amsg mollstam
#1361 [02:50] * Wug[Hyperspace] /amsg mollstam
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#1362 [02:51] <Elystus> \o/ MARTIAL LAW
#1363 [02:51] <zzzz> martial law? :(
#1364 [02:51] * Elystus puts zzzz in jail for no reason
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#1365 [02:51] <zzzz> the people shall rise up!
#1366 [02:51] * Wug[Hyperspace] repeals martial law
#1366 [02:51] <zzzz> you will fall!
#1367 [02:52] <zzzz> HA!
#1368 [02:52] * Wug[Hyperspace] enforces law of gravity
#1368 [02:52] <zzzz> fuck
#1369 [02:52] * AuBot kicked zzzz from #minecrafthelp (Reason: zzz :Please keep it civil.)
#1370 [02:52] <Wug[Hyperspace]> * singularity
#1371 [02:52] <JarodY> Why was I kicked...?
#1372 [02:52] <ImASpork> someone tell a joke
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#1374 [02:52] * enticeing repeals Wug
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#1375 [02:52] <zzzz> sorry, gravity happened
#1376 [02:52] <ImASpork> hhahahahaah
#1377 [02:52] <xales> JarodY: What is a kick message???
#1378 [02:52] <charmander> Hello?
#1379 [02:52] <JarodY> Wut
#1380 [02:52] <xales> Hi.
#1381 [02:52] * IAMDAOZ [IAMDAOZ@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1382 [02:52] <charmander> Yes, I need help
#1383 [02:52] <JarodY> Xales it said you kicked me
#1384 [02:52] <Wug[Hyperspace]> charmander: read the text
#1385 [02:52] <Elystus> Xales: You win 400 points. Next question.
#1386 [02:52] <xales> JarodY: Obviously.
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#1388 [02:52] <ImASpork> i choose you! charmander!
#1389 [02:53] <charmander> I see
#1390 [02:53] <enticeing> xales: i feel your pain
#1391 [02:53] <bhsgoclub> !login
#1392 [02:53] <zzzz> oh
#1393 [02:53] <iamthroat> boo
#1394 [02:53] <JarodY> Im wondering why i was kicked
#1395 [02:53] <charmander> Well, then, that was exactly what I was gonna ask xD Thank you.
#1396 [02:53] <bhsgoclub> sigh
#1397 [02:53] <zzzz> its really fun, when someones about to sneeze, shout PIKA PIKA
#1398 [02:53] <iamthroat> I can play in browser which is odd
#1399 [02:53] <xales> JarodY: Read the kick message.
#1400 [02:53] <enticeing> "What is a kick message"....
#1401 [02:53] <enticeing> :|
#1402 [02:53] <ImASpork> LOL
#1403 [02:53] <bhsgoclub> Its a diffrent server iamthroat
#1404 [02:53] * xales kicked JarodY from #minecrafthelp (Reason: arodY :<THE TEXT THAT WENT HERE LAST TIME>)
#1405 [02:53] <zzzz> hahahaha
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#1407 [02:53] <ImASpork> keep it yp xales
#1408 [02:53] <ImASpork> up*
#1409 [02:53] * zzzz i wonder if voxel will boot me if i talk only in 3rd person
#1409 [02:54] <ImASpork> okay someone tell a joke
#1410 [02:54] <Wug[Hyperspace]> of course!
#1411 [02:54] <iamthroat> thank you kindly and since my friend was afk and logged in before this happened that is why he is still connected?
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#1413 [02:54] <dadep> isn't there a direct line to mojang so you can give some more recent info?
#1414 [02:54] <zzzz> i'd tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long
#1415 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1416 [02:54] <xales> dadep: Twitter.
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#1418 [02:54] <bhsgoclub> Wug I thought you were asleap
#1419 [02:54] <xales> swe3633: Read the red text.
#1420 [02:54] <Wug[Hyperspace]> dadep: also, we are up to the second
#1421 [02:54] <JarodY> It said enough is enough. Whats that supposed to mean?
#1422 [02:54] <Wug[Hyperspace]> xales: do you like the red text
#1423 [02:54] <ImASpork> zzzz: Go ahead, I can wait
#1424 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1425 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1426 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1427 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1428 [02:54] <xales> JarodY: To stop being stupid.
#1429 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1430 [02:54] <swe3633> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1431 [02:54] <Savage> Thank God for beer, there's no other way to cope with the IRC silly questions
#1432 [02:54] * xales kicked swe3633 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: we3633 :swe3633)
#1433 [02:54] <Wug[Hyperspace]> you should /cycle
#1434 [02:54] <zzzz> hahaha
#1435 [02:54] <dadep> wht is the twitter account?
#1436 [02:54] <ImASpork> i was just about to shout shut the fuck up at him
#1437 [02:54] * AuBot kicked ImASpork from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mASpork :Please keep it civil.)
#1438 [02:54] <zzzz> for once i agree with voxel
#1439 [02:54] <zzzz> lolwut
#1440 [02:54] <zzzz> lolwut
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#1443 [02:55] <zzzz> silly vox.
#1444 [02:55] <pudgetta> o man
#1445 [02:55] * whycantilogintominecraft [whycantilogintominecraft@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1446 [02:55] <whycantilogintominecraft> hi
#1447 [02:55] * ImASpork [ImASpork@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1448 [02:55] <ImASpork> it was worth it
#1449 [02:55] <whycantilogintominecraft> why cant i log in to minecraft
#1450 [02:55] <Wug[Hyperspace]> whycantilogintominecraft: read the red text
#1451 [02:55] <zzzz> well, at least it's lively here
#1452 [02:55] <enticeing> shit's going down
#1453 [02:55] <enticeing> shit's going down
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#1456 [02:55] <JarodY> .
#1457 [02:55] <ImASpork> .
#1458 [02:55] <zkxs> lol, nickban
#1459 [02:55] <zzzz> so, this is a party right
#1460 [02:55] <Savage> .
#1461 [02:55] <JarodY> ..
#1462 [02:55] <KillerKookie> Still down WTF.
#1463 [02:56] * zzzz starts dancing
#1463 [02:56] <bhsgoclub> I was muted for doing .
#1464 [02:56] <Savage> ..
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#1466 [02:56] * JarodY starts synchronized dancing
#1466 [02:56] <ImASpork> i was muted for being me
#1467 [02:56] <ImASpork> i win.
#1468 [02:56] <enticeing> to be fair
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#1470 [02:56] <enticeing> the spork is clearly the superior eating utensil
#1471 [02:56] <enticeing> i'll give you that
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#1473 [02:56] <Wug[Hyperspace]> Wug has Wugged Wug from #Wug (Wug)
#1474 [02:56] * zzzz grabs enticeing
#1474 [02:56] <AtWorknBored> sonofa...
#1475 [02:56] * zzzz twirls
#1475 [02:56] <ImASpork> im superior!
#1476 [02:57] <zkxs> http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001047311/batman_spork__large_msg_117486789813_xlarge.jpeg
#1477 [02:57] * enticeing has Wugged Wug (Wug)
#1477 [02:57] <ImASpork> Put me in your mouth humans
#1478 [02:57] <JarodY> Im JarodY!
#1479 [02:57] <xales> Wug
#1480 [02:57] <xales> do you have autorejoin turned on in here
#1481 [02:57] <Wug[Hyperspace]> no
#1482 [02:57] <xales> I want to test my color script to see if it handles kicks correctly
#1483 [02:57] <xales> :D
#1484 [02:57] <ImASpork> Wug sounds like a pokemon sound
#1485 [02:57] <Wug[Hyperspace]> I dont have autorejoin anywhere
#1486 [02:57] <ImASpork> *wug wug wug*
#1487 [02:57] <xales> /kick Wug testing
#1488 [02:57] <xales> :|
#1489 [02:57] <xales> guess no
#1490 [02:57] <enticeing> UGH
#1491 [02:57] <xales> t
#1492 [02:57] <bhsgoclub> Wug...trace compleat he was in CA
#1493 [02:57] <enticeing> fucking boost
#1494 [02:57] * AuBot kicked enticeing from #minecrafthelp (Reason: nticeing :Please keep it civil.)
#1495 [02:57] <ImASpork> LOL
#1496 [02:57] * enticeing [enticeing@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1497 [02:57] <zzzz> lol
#1498 [02:57] <enticeing> ops
#1499 [02:57] <Savage> Seems to be a few too many basement bums lerking about.
#1500 [02:57] <enticeing> UGH
#1501 [02:57] <ImASpork> just talk like
#1502 [02:57] <enticeing> fracking boost
#1503 [02:58] <KillerKookie> I'ts almost 9 AM in Sweden when are they gonna get off their asses.
#1504 [02:58] <bhsgoclub> How does that make you feel?
#1505 [02:58] <enticeing> takes forever to compile
#1506 [02:58] <ImASpork> that fugging idiot
#1507 [02:58] <zzzz> hey, its 2-4 am depending on where we are
#1508 [02:58] <zzzz> of course we're all basement bums
#1509 [02:58] <Wug[Hyperspace]> hay xales
#1510 [02:58] <Elystus> enticeing: Boost? As in C++?
#1511 [02:58] <xales> hi Wug
#1512 [02:58] <zkxs> enticeing: I auto-accept invites if you need a lab rat
#1513 [02:58] <JarodY> Im not a basement bum. Im a second floor bum! :D
#1514 [02:58] <bhsgoclub> Im in the attic zzzz
#1515 [02:58] <Wug[Hyperspace]> you know what takes even longer to compile on my shitbawks than charybdis
#1516 [02:58] <enticeing> Elystus: the very same
#1517 [02:58] <Wug[Hyperspace]> bewstbawts
#1518 [02:58] <Chew> Its almost 9:am in Sweeden, What are they DOING?
#1519 [02:58] <Wug[Hyperspace]> holy crap
#1520 [02:58] <Elystus> enticeing: Never used it. TO lazy to download it. >_>
#1521 [02:58] <zzzz> enticeing: whenever im compiling, i listen to xkcd
#1522 [02:58] <Wug[Hyperspace]> took like a minute per file
#1523 [02:58] <zzzz> chair swordfights
#1524 [02:58] <enticeing> something or other pulled it in as a dependency
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#1526 [02:59] <JarodY> zzzz i feel tempted to slap you...XD jk
#1527 [02:59] <ImASpork> nojust
#1528 [02:59] <ImASpork> no
#1529 [02:59] * zzzz slaps JarodY preemptively
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#1530 [02:59] <bhsgoclub> ......Im about to spend the next hour looking for a { That I misplaced
#1531 [02:59] * JarodY slaps zzzz around a bit with a large trout
#1531 [02:59] <ImASpork> Have fun
#1532 [02:59] * zzzz ducks
#1532 [02:59] <Wug[Hyperspace]> bhsgoclub: if your indentation wasnt crappy it would be easy
#1533 [02:59] <ImASpork> WHEN IN DOUBT DROWN A TROUT
#1534 [02:59] <Guest______> Why si it currently down, for updates
#1535 [03:00] <Wug[Hyperspace]> so let that be a lesson to you
#1536 [03:00] <dadep> what twitter account is best to keep up to date on minecraft?
#1537 [03:00] <zzzz> hey guys
#1538 [03:00] <enticeing> xales: where would you move abroad?
#1539 [03:00] <zzzz> can we all have a moment of laughter
#1540 [03:00] <Savage> it's not down, it's just your router.....go reset it
#1541 [03:00] * JarodY uppercuts zzzz with the trout, thus making him slimy and wet
#1541 [03:00] <ImASpork> yes sir
#1542 [03:00] <zzzz> for the AP comp sci class i have to take in java this year
#1543 [03:00] * JarodY starts laughing
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#1544 [03:00] * ImASpork commits suicide
#1544 [03:01] <JarodY> Spork
#1545 [03:01] <bhsgoclub> Wug lol i know but once I code Ill start just adding stuff randomly till it does not make since to anyone but me
#1546 [03:01] <JarodY> You will just respawn
#1547 [03:01] <zzzz> it was ap comp sci at the high school in java, or comp sci 1 or whatever at the local university in python
#1548 [03:01] * zzzz nukes face
#1548 [03:01] <xales> enticeing: Probably Norway or something.
#1549 [03:01] <ImASpork> not if its hardcore server
#1550 [03:01] <ImASpork> NOOB
#1551 [03:01] * bhsgoclub uses /nuke for the win
#1551 [03:01] <JarodY> You will just get taken to the menu, bro
#1552 [03:01] <xales> asdf
#1553 [03:01] * m1n3 [m1n3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1554 [03:01] <xales> :(
#1555 [03:01] * JarodY nukes a server. THE Server
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#1556 [03:02] <enticeing> xales: qwop
#1557 [03:02] <JarodY> &k
#1558 [03:02] <zzzz> dammit, it was YOU
#1559 [03:02] <JarodY> lol
#1560 [03:02] <zzzz> CATCH HIM!
#1561 [03:02] <ImASpork> knock knock
#1562 [03:02] * JarodY turns on /vanish
#1562 [03:02] <Sherlocklives> FREAKING BALLS
#1563 [03:02] * zzzz initiates tom+jerry-esque chase
#1563 [03:02] <bhsgoclub> ImASpork: guess what
#1564 [03:02] <ImASpork> what
#1565 [03:02] <Savage> no ones home.....in the server room
#1566 [03:02] <m1n3> s
#1567 [03:02] <bhsgoclub> you just lost the game
#1568 [03:02] <JarodY> Haha good luck catching me now!
#1569 [03:02] <ImASpork> I SAID KNOCK KNOCK
#1570 [03:02] <Zimsky> go away not home
#1571 [03:02] <Savage> no one's home!
#1572 [03:02] * zzzz draws sword of truth
#1572 [03:02] <bhsgoclub> Whos there?
#1573 [03:02] <Zimsky> this is a recorded msg
#1574 [03:02] * zzzz activates seeing invisibility power
#1574 [03:02] <ImASpork> black man in the dark
#1575 [03:03] <ImASpork> black man in the dark who?
#1576 [03:03] <bhsgoclub> zzzz: I Love you so much for that ref
#1577 [03:03] <ImASpork> EXACTLY
#1578 [03:03] <zzzz> <#
#1579 [03:03] <ImASpork> i had to finish my own joke
#1580 [03:03] <enticeing> anyhow
#1581 [03:03] <enticeing> xales: bedtime
#1582 [03:03] <Techtronic_> say 'adhd' if ur bored :D
#1583 [03:03] <enticeing> assuming you're in the right timezone
#1584 [03:03] * JarodY uses /md p Notch
#1584 [03:03] <zzzz> i'm a bad fan, i only watched the tv series
#1585 [03:03] <xales> hi
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#1587 [03:03] <xales> hm
#1588 [03:03] <bhsgoclub> adh...ohh shiny
#1589 [03:03] <xales> why doesn't this work :(
#1590 [03:03] <zzzz> have you tried turning it off and back on again?
#1591 [03:03] <Techtronic_> shiny!
#1592 [03:04] <Zimsky> hi xales
#1593 [03:04] <Techtronic_> my shiny!
#1594 [03:04] * JarodY uses /ban! Its super effective!
#1594 [03:04] <JarodY> XD
#1595 [03:04] <bhsgoclub> zzzz: I just finished rewatching the first season on nexfliz
#1596 [03:04] <bhsgoclub> x
#1597 [03:04] <enticeing> anywho
#1598 [03:04] <xales> hi Zimsky
#1599 [03:04] <enticeing> xales: you need halp with something
#1600 [03:04] <zzzz> yea, i spent this summe rwatching it with 3 other friends, one hadn't seen it
#1601 [03:04] <zzzz> we decided that was just no good
#1602 [03:04] <xales> enticeing: I'm trying to make my color kick script work again :D
#1603 [03:04] <enticeing> irssi?
#1604 [03:04] <Zimsky> +c
#1605 [03:04] <bhsgoclub> Its amazing though..
#1606 [03:04] <zzzz> we also figured out after he'd never seen ANY of the matrixes all the way through
#1607 [03:04] <ImASpork> anyone seen scrubs?
#1608 [03:04] <bhsgoclub> !login
#1609 [03:04] <Zimsky> dis chan is +c
#1610 [03:04] <zzzz> but he'd seen parts of all of them -___________________-
#1611 [03:04] <bhsgoclub> Im no superman
#1612 [03:04] <ImASpork> liar
#1613 [03:05] <bhsgoclub> your right I am
#1614 [03:05] <JarodY> omg you laze mojangstas XD
#1615 [03:05] <JarodY> lazy*
#1616 [03:05] <zzzz> bad voxel
#1617 [03:05] <Sherlocklives> I just attempted to register, because I actually want to buy a damn copy, and after getting the verification email, it wouldn't allow me to log in because it said my username or password was WRONG, when I'm 100% positive it isn't. My friend has had her mincraft account for since December and she hasn't been able to log in either. We've troubleshot every which way, and nothing works. I'm convinced Mojang doesn't need my money.
#1618 [03:05] <Zimsky> distinct lacking of punctuation
#1619 [03:05] <zzzz> sherlocklives its down, calm your tits
#1620 [03:05] <Sherlocklives> AS ALWAYS
#1621 [03:05] <enticeing> Sherlocklives: everything is down
#1622 [03:05] <Sherlocklives> My tits are calm
#1623 [03:05] <Savage> have you reset your router?
#1624 [03:05] <zzzz> obviously not
#1625 [03:05] <enticeing> Sherlocklives: to paraphrase zzzz, CALM YOUR TITS
#1626 [03:05] <Sherlocklives> YES
#1627 [03:06] <Sherlocklives> I obviously have an internet connection
#1628 [03:06] <Savage> reset your router again
#1629 [03:06] <zzzz> wait
#1630 [03:06] <JarodY> zzzz do you watch the minecraft legend, syndicate?
#1631 [03:06] <zzzz> YOU HAVE INTERNET?!
#1632 [03:06] <zzzz> he must be a god!!!
#1633 [03:06] <Sherlocklives> It's not going to help
#1634 [03:06] * zzzz bows
#1634 [03:06] <JarodY> ill brb
#1635 [03:06] <zzzz> no whats that
#1636 [03:06] <Zedd> In order to be able to login to MC you need to beat Contra 3 without the Konami code, which gives you your new password to your MC account
#1637 [03:06] <Savage> it wil, reset it
#1638 [03:06] * zzzz quits life
#1638 [03:06] * m1n3 [m1n3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1639 [03:06] <enticeing> xales: i have a problem
#1640 [03:06] <enticeing> i want money, but don't want to work for it
#1641 [03:06] <ImASpork> yes
#1642 [03:07] <zzzz> wtf am i listening to
#1643 [03:07] <Sherlocklives> Psh. I did it once already! And restarted my computer.
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#1646 [03:07] <zzzz> huh. apparently my computer found the rocky horror picture show soundtrack somewhere
#1647 [03:07] <zzzz> this might be fun
#1648 [03:07] <JarodY1234> I.Am.GOD
#1649 [03:07] <JarodY1234> oh
#1650 [03:07] <JarodY1234> um...
#1651 [03:07] <JarodY1234> brb
#1652 [03:07] <bhsgoclub> enticeing: become a coder We dont do anything all day and let other people pay us
#1653 [03:07] <Savage> then drink a beer and wait....or reset it again
#1654 [03:07] <zzzz> ./nick silly
#1655 [03:07] <JarodY1234> oh
#1656 [03:07] <silly> wut
#1657 [03:07] <JarodY1234> XD
#1658 [03:07] <JarodY1234> no
#1659 [03:07] <zzzz> haha
#1660 [03:07] <enticeing> "bhs"goclub
#1661 [03:07] <bhsgoclub> haha
#1662 [03:07] <zzzz> yes
#1663 [03:07] <enticeing> bhs = ?
#1664 [03:08] <ImASpork> wut
#1665 [03:08] <zzzz> aww
#1666 [03:08] <bhsgoclub> Old school I went to when I was In highschool
#1667 [03:08] <silly> wat
#1668 [03:08] <Sherlocklives> Waiting sucks. I don't understand how come my friend hasn't been able to log in besides once, forever ago. Its almost like every time she goes to play online, the thing is down.
#1669 [03:08] <enticeing> bhsgoclub: huh
#1670 [03:08] * anonymous_player_3158103 [anonymous_player_3158103@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1671 [03:08] <enticeing> i graduated from a bhs
#1672 [03:08] <silly> sherlock, maybe she broke it
#1673 [03:08] <Savage> reset your router
#1674 [03:08] <anonymous_player_3158103> Can anyone tell me how to change the username of LAN players in offline mode?
#1675 [03:08] <silly> im still in highschool :/
#1676 [03:08] <silly> can you/
#1677 [03:08] <silly> ?
#1678 [03:08] * enticeing graduated hs at 16
#1678 [03:08] <enticeing> WINNING
#1679 [03:08] <bhsgoclub> enticeing: I went to Brunswick High school. but only for 4 months
#1680 [03:08] <Techtronic_> http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/04/23
#1681 [03:09] <silly> wat a dumb
#1682 [03:09] * The_God [The_God@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1683 [03:09] <silly> i get free college courses, courtesy of the government
#1684 [03:09] <The_God> I.Am.GOD
#1685 [03:09] <The_God> XD
#1686 [03:09] <zzzz> no you arent
#1687 [03:09] <bhsgoclub> Good for you
#1688 [03:09] <Savage> you are nothing
#1689 [03:09] <Sherlocklives> Bleh. You'd think they'd have their shit together.
#1690 [03:09] <Savage> you should reset your router too
#1691 [03:09] <zzzz> of course not
#1692 [03:09] <The_God> I am God. Bow down to me
#1693 [03:09] <anonymous_player_3158103> Can anyone tell me how to change the username of LAN players in offline mode?
#1694 [03:09] <Sherlocklives> OKAY DAMMIT
#1695 [03:09] <zzzz> its like a 10 person company
#1696 [03:09] * [THC]Fibonacci [[THC]Fibonacci@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1697 [03:09] <zzzz> with millions of customers
#1698 [03:09] <zzzz> what do you expect
#1699 [03:09] <enticeing> although, if the commercials on tv are anything to go by
#1700 [03:10] <Zedd> i expect 2 login servers
#1701 [03:10] <enticeing> there are several jobs available in the telemarketing industry
#1702 [03:10] <bhsgoclub> The_God: I am Mr.PoPo Bow down to me
#1703 [03:10] <zzzz> someone answer anonymous_player_3158103's question, im curious
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#1705 [03:10] <Techtronic_> oh does lan stil work when logging in in offline mode?
#1706 [03:10] <Sherlocklives> Google it, anon.
#1707 [03:10] <The_God> The Police bow to me!
#1708 [03:10] <zzzz> yes
#1709 [03:10] <zzzz> yes it does
#1710 [03:10] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: You don't.
#1711 [03:10] <anonymous_player_3158103> @Techtronic yes
#1712 [03:10] <Savage> you are not Mr. PoPo....go reset your router
#1713 [03:10] <Mr_Popo> Hi
#1714 [03:10] <anonymous_player_3158103> @xales, I managed to do it once before, but I have no idea how.
#1715 [03:10] <zzzz> lolwut
#1716 [03:10] <Techtronic_> that never occurred to mne
#1717 [03:10] <zzzz> ah
#1718 [03:10] <zzzz> had a moment
#1719 [03:10] <Elystus> Can we stop with the off-topic spam and random name changing?
#1720 [03:11] <Sherlocklives> How long has the bitch been down?
#1721 [03:11] <anonymous_player_3158103> Basically I ran a bat file from a scammy youtube video and then whatever username I try to login as, it does indeed change the username to match once ingame but I can't duplicate the effect.
#1722 [03:11] <Techtronic_> now i wish i had friends who played minecrafted close enough to play a lan game
#1723 [03:11] <THE_POLICE> hai guys
#1724 [03:11] <[THC]Fibonacci> i hadent even noticed the login servers were down, I was configuring a server . Wasent untill i tryed to login i got the sad face, worked all day to config this centOS box and now i get to wait some more XD
#1725 [03:11] <anonymous_player_3158103> I was wanting to know if someone knew the exact method?
#1726 [03:11] <[THC]Fibonacci> i demand toast
#1727 [03:11] <bhsgoclub> !login
#1728 [03:11] <Savage> about 3 hours or so
#1729 [03:11] <THE_POLICE> how are you all tonight
#1730 [03:11] <anonymous_player_3158103> Again: Can anyone tell me how to change the username of LAN players in offline mode?
#1731 [03:11] <THE_POLICE> i hate having a boss -_-
#1732 [03:11] <PoliceChief> Good
#1733 [03:11] <PoliceChief> XD
#1734 [03:11] <bhsgoclub> There. I did something....
#1735 [03:11] <Elystus> THE_POLICE: Change your name back zzzz
#1736 [03:11] <bhsgoclub> productive
#1737 [03:11] <PrivateInvestiagor> come at me bro
#1738 [03:11] <enticeing> hrmmmmmm
#1739 [03:11] <PrivateInvestiagor> why
#1740 [03:11] <PrivateInvestiagor> oh dear
#1741 [03:11] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: It's possible to launch the client a certain way, but the way you are "supposed to" is by using different accounts.
#1742 [03:11] <Sherlocklives> Well then they ought to hurry it up. Im getting impatient.
#1743 [03:12] * SgtTraveler|afk [SgtTraveler|afk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1744 [03:12] <Techtronic_> please go away troll...
#1745 [03:12] <Elystus> PrivateInvestiagor: THis is a support channel and things are getting out of hand...
#1746 [03:12] <Sherlocklives> Although I have a perfectly fine cracker version >:)
#1747 [03:12] <PrivateInvestigator> ill stop now
#1748 [03:12] <Savage> you and about a million other people, lol
#1749 [03:12] <bhsgoclub> anonymous: What are you talking about
#1750 [03:12] <anonymous_player_3158103> Do you know how, I just want to get online so we can continue our work in offline mode while we wait to log back in.
#1751 [03:12] <zzzz> uh oh
#1752 [03:12] <zzzz> anonymous is here?
#1753 [03:12] <Sherlocklives> That's true.
#1754 [03:12] <PoliceChief> You dont know my original name
#1755 [03:12] <Zimsky> "cracked" "cracker"
#1756 [03:12] <zzzz> activate the ddos shields
#1757 [03:12] <Zimsky> lol
#1758 [03:12] <zzzz> man the media guns!
#1759 [03:12] <Zimsky> zzzz: yes
#1760 [03:12] <Zimsky> i agree
#1761 [03:12] <bhsgoclub> I did not feel like typing out the entire username
#1762 [03:12] <enticeing> xales: i think i'm going to have some "CHEEZ-IT"s, and then get ready to go sleep
#1763 [03:12] <enticeing> maybe 20 mins
#1764 [03:12] <PoliceChief> zzzz who am i?
#1765 [03:12] <zzzz> idunno
#1766 [03:12] <zzzz> im confused
#1767 [03:12] <PoliceChief> XD
#1768 [03:13] * mib_lqj8zy [mib_lqj8zy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1769 [03:13] <zzzz> the person whos name ended with Y
#1770 [03:13] <Necrodoom> bhsgoclub: tab auto complete?
#1771 [03:13] <enticeing> btw
#1772 [03:13] <enticeing> everyone
#1773 [03:13] * zzzz sneezes
#1773 [03:13] <bhsgoclub> Necrodoom: Oh I forgot about that
#1774 [03:13] <zzzz> since you all needed to know
#1775 [03:13] <zzzz> tush
#1776 [03:13] <Savage> I mean no disrespect, I've just had a few brews since the down time.
#1777 [03:13] <enticeing> CHEEZ-ITs > Cheese Nips
#1778 [03:13] <zzzz> whoooops
#1779 [03:13] <enticeing> for truth
#1780 [03:13] <xales> enticeing: lies
#1781 [03:13] <zzzz> i second that
#1782 [03:13] <zzzz> the affirmative
#1783 [03:13] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: Do you know what to do for that? we can play on our private server if we knew how to change the default username from Player to Player1, Player2, etc.
#1784 [03:13] <zzzz> cheese-its>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cheese nips
#1785 [03:14] <Syndicate> I can help!
#1786 [03:14] <Syndicate> XD
#1787 [03:14] <zzzz> oh come on
#1788 [03:14] <Necrodoom> anonymous_player_3158103: you arent going to get help for that, probably
#1789 [03:14] <enticeing> zzzz: indeed
#1790 [03:14] <zzzz> wait what
#1791 [03:14] <enticeing> having had both fairly recently
#1792 [03:14] <zzzz> i can talk, while im muted
#1793 [03:14] <bhsgoclub> anonymous_player_3158103: they should just get the game ligitly
#1794 [03:14] <zzzz> HA! take THAT voxel!
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#1796 [03:14] <the_grey_fox_> minecraft up yet?
#1797 [03:14] <zzzz> NO
#1798 [03:14] <bhsgoclub> !login
#1799 [03:14] <bhsgoclub> Nope
#1800 [03:14] * ProJayHD [ProJayHD@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1801 [03:14] <minecraft_> HI
#1802 [03:14] <Savage> no, go reset your router
#1803 [03:14] <enticeing> the_grey_fox_: NOPE NO NOT AT ALL
#1804 [03:14] <anonymous_player_3158103> bhsgoclub, necrodoom, we have the game legitimately
#1805 [03:14] <ProJayHD> i camt logon to minecraft, why
#1806 [03:14] <the_grey_fox_> damn!
#1807 [03:14] <enticeing> ProJayHD: READ THE TOPIC, SIR
#1808 [03:14] <ProJayHD> okk
#1809 [03:14] <bhsgoclub> anonymous_player_3158103: then you would not have player1 etc
#1810 [03:14] <zzzz> dear god just start banning them all
#1811 [03:14] <Syndicate> The Minecraft login servers are down
#1812 [03:14] <minecraft_> hello everyone
#1813 [03:14] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Pass it as the sole parameter to minecraft.jar, launched manually (without the launcher)
#1814 [03:14] <Savage> you can logon after you reset your router....go do it
#1815 [03:15] <mib_lqj8zy> Minecraft has been down for 4 hours now
#1816 [03:15] <Syndicate> Now calm your tits
#1817 [03:15] <ImASpork> when someone joins they should be spammed with the topic
#1818 [03:15] <Necrodoom> bhsgoclub: except theres no auth
#1819 [03:15] <zzzz> bhsgoclub theyre trying to play LAN offline
#1820 [03:15] <zzzz> because login servers down
#1821 [03:15] <anonymous_player_3158103> we're trying to simply change the default user/player name from "Player" so we can connect in offline mode while we wait for the servers to come up.
#1822 [03:15] <enticeing> everyone needs to calm their own tits
#1823 [03:15] <Necrodoom> bhsgoclub: so, they cant
#1824 [03:15] <bhsgoclub> Necrodoom: zzzz I feel smart
#1825 [03:15] <xales> enticeing: mind being a test animal?
#1826 [03:15] <ImASpork> i got tits
#1827 [03:15] <xales> I'll take that as a yes
#1828 [03:15] <enticeing> xales: not really, no
#1829 [03:15] <Syndicate> Enticeing: I say that
#1830 [03:15] * xales kicked enticeing from #minecrafthelp (Reason: nticeing :05T04E07S08T03I09N10G 11O02N12E 06T13W05O)
#1831 [03:15] <xales> :D
#1832 [03:15] <zzzz> hahaha
#1833 [03:15] <mib_lqj8zy> Is there any way to contact mojang to tell them this update sucks
#1834 [03:15] * enticeing [enticeing@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1835 [03:15] <ImASpork> THREE
#1836 [03:15] <enticeing> FOUR
#1837 [03:15] <ProJayHD> is this 'syndicate'person the actually syndicat from thesyndicateproject
#1838 [03:15] <zzzz> FIVE?
#1839 [03:15] <Syndicate> Maybe
#1840 [03:15] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: okay you wouldn't have the exact syntax for that would you, good sir?
#1841 [03:16] <zzzz> so call me
#1842 [03:16] * xales kicked mib_lqj8zy from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ib_lqj8zy :Read the topic.)
#1843 [03:16] <bhsgoclub> mib_lqj8zy: they have an email on there website
#1844 [03:16] <zzzz> maybe
#1845 [03:16] <bhsgoclub> oh
#1846 [03:16] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: sorry for bugging you :)
#1847 [03:16] <Savage> no, he's not, now go reset your router
#1848 [03:16] <ProJayHD> is it...
#1849 [03:16] <zzzz> hey, i just met you
#1850 [03:16] <TrueWolves> xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx
#1851 [03:16] <TrueWolves> xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx
#1852 [03:16] <TrueWolves> xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx
#1853 [03:16] <TrueWolves> xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx
#1854 [03:16] <TrueWolves> xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxx
#1855 [03:16] <Elystus> Lol TrueWolves
#1856 [03:16] <zzzz> and this is crazy
#1857 [03:16] <ImASpork> dafuq
#1858 [03:16] <Necrodoom> what the hell is going on with this channel
#1859 [03:16] <Syndicate> And this is crazy
#1860 [03:16] <zzzz> but heres my number
#1861 [03:16] <enticeing> zzzz: I WILL NEVER CALL YOU
#1862 [03:16] <Elystus> Wtf has this chat degenerated intO?
#1863 [03:16] <ImASpork> SO SHTU THE FUCKUP
#1864 [03:16] * AuBot kicked ImASpork from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mASpork :Please keep it civil.)
#1865 [03:16] <enticeing> zzzz: SO DON'T ASK
#1866 [03:16] <Syndicate> And cal me maybe
#1867 [03:16] <zzzz> L(
#1868 [03:16] <Elystus> HOly...
#1869 [03:16] <zzzz> :L
#1870 [03:16] * ImASpork [ImASpork@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1871 [03:16] <ImASpork> oh my god
#1872 [03:16] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Something like this: http://hastebin.com/nehuxinoko.txt
#1873 [03:16] <zzzz> voxel just got very unhappyface
#1874 [03:16] <Syndicate> IAmSpork: Calm your tits
#1875 [03:17] <zzzz> and it wasnt even at me for once
#1876 [03:17] <Elystus> This channel just exploded...
#1877 [03:17] <xales> TrueWolves: It's +c :p
#1878 [03:17] <ImASpork> Syndicate: I'm talking abuot all the spam
#1879 [03:17] <TrueWolves> Awww
#1880 [03:17] <Zedd> KABOOM
#1881 [03:17] <Syndicate> ik XD
#1882 [03:17] <xales> Now it's not
#1883 [03:17] <xales> >_>
#1884 [03:17] <Syndicate> Am i gonna get kicked soon?
#1885 [03:17] <bhsgoclub> zzzz: you missed the emotacon war earler he got mad at me for
#1886 [03:17] <Savage> yep
#1887 [03:17] <Syndicate> But Ehy?
#1888 [03:17] <zzzz> who?
#1889 [03:17] <Syndicate> Why*
#1890 [03:17] <zzzz> voxel?
#1891 [03:17] <ImASpork> girl in my bed
#1892 [03:17] <ImASpork> wat do
#1893 [03:17] <bhsgoclub> yea
#1894 [03:17] <Savage> why not, mods get bored too
#1895 [03:17] <Syndicate> You...sleep with her
#1896 [03:17] <Syndicate> XD
#1897 [03:18] <ImASpork> wat do
#1898 [03:18] <enticeing> ImASpork: slap on face and tell her she looks bad
#1899 [03:18] <zzzz> he hates me because i happen to be overly fond of a certain word beginning with f
#1900 [03:18] <enticeing> DO IT NOW
#1901 [03:18] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: hmm, how do I get that to launch in windows7? do I save that as a launch.bat? where do I put it?
#1902 [03:18] <ImASpork> wat do
#1903 [03:18] <enticeing> ImASpork: <enticeing> ImASpork: slap on face and tell her she looks bad [21:18]
#1904 [03:18] <Syndicate> You would not kick the minecraft legend! I am the almighty Syndicate!
#1905 [03:18] <bhsgoclub> whats so bad is that we were all doing it
#1906 [03:18] <ImASpork> yes sir
#1907 [03:18] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: You could run it in a batch file, or directly from the command line, either one works
#1908 [03:18] * ImASpork kicks Syndicate
#1908 [03:18] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: trying now
#1909 [03:18] <enticeing> cmd.exe
#1910 [03:18] * enticeing shudders
#1910 [03:18] <Elystus> Okay guys, some people may actually require help. Please calm down a bit.
#1911 [03:18] * Syndicate cannot be kicked
#1911 [03:19] * xales kicked Syndicate from #minecrafthelp (Reason: yndicate :orly)
#1912 [03:19] <Savage> lol
#1913 [03:19] <Elystus> Lol
#1914 [03:19] <bhsgoclub> anonymous_player_3158103: sorry I did not get what you were asking. my bad
#1915 [03:19] * ImASpork thinks Syndicate is full of shaving cream
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#1916 [03:19] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: nope doesn't work. :(
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#1918 [03:19] <ImASpork> WHAT NOW
#1919 [03:19] <Syndicate> You cant get rid of me anyway!
#1920 [03:19] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Did it just go back to "Player"?
#1921 [03:19] <xales> Syndicate: Do you want to test that?
#1922 [03:19] <zzzz> lol
#1923 [03:19] <ImASpork> Syndicate is full of shaving cream
#1924 [03:19] <Syndicate> lol
#1925 [03:19] <Syndicate> I am not!
#1926 [03:19] <Savage> full of something....
#1927 [03:19] <zzzz> oh god
#1928 [03:20] <zzzz> i just got the weirdest mental image
#1929 [03:20] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: the window shows an error really fast then closes, let me try to run it from a command prompt? would that work? making the batch file now to test that method as well. 1 sec.
#1930 [03:20] <ImASpork> mayonaise?
#1931 [03:20] <bhsgoclub> llamas?
#1932 [03:20] * dk585544 [dk585544@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1933 [03:20] <zzzz> little kid trying to shave like little kids do, but spraying the whole can of shaving cream into his insides
#1934 [03:20] <Savage> mustard?
#1935 [03:20] <zzzz> i think its getting late
#1936 [03:20] <ImASpork> nah i think hes full of plastic
#1937 [03:20] <zzzz> lol
#1938 [03:20] <bhsgoclub> With that I may be going to bed....
#1939 [03:20] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: could not find or load main.class or something, is the error with the lwjwl, or w/e file.
#1940 [03:20] <zzzz> i would love some mustard
#1941 [03:21] <zzzz> on a ham nd cheese sandwich
#1942 [03:21] <Syndicate> IAmSpork: Im gonna kick your tits in
#1943 [03:21] <ImASpork> i dislike mustardo
#1944 [03:21] <zzzz> sounds delicious right now
#1945 [03:21] <zzzz> i do too, but ham+cheese needs SOMEHTING
#1946 [03:21] <blink> this crap is STILL down?
#1947 [03:21] * pistonpusher [pistonpusher@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1948 [03:21] <ImASpork> Syndicate: I'll kick your buttnipples insideout
#1949 [03:21] <bhsgoclub> !login
#1950 [03:21] <bhsgoclub> yep still down
#1951 [03:21] <zzzz> blink, it wa sup for a but its down again
#1952 [03:21] <Savage> ribeye......med/rare
#1953 [03:21] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: shouldn't it be trying to load the minecraft.jar before that file? seems like a wierd problem. I'm 99% sure my system environment variables for windows are correct. This is a fresh install of everything. Relatively. (like 1 month old)
#1954 [03:21] <Syndicate> IAmApork: I dare you
#1955 [03:21] <zzzz> ribeyes for noobs
#1956 [03:21] <enticeing> xales: also, you're on very late
#1957 [03:21] <Savage> and another brew
#1958 [03:21] <zzzz> bacon-wrapped filet mignon
#1959 [03:21] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_launcher#Command-line_usage
#1960 [03:21] * ImASpork kicks Syndicates buttnipples insideout
#1960 [03:21] <bhsgoclub> Savage: a rare stake....so good
#1961 [03:21] <blink> !paid AuBot
#1962 [03:21] * zzzz finds this awkward
#1962 [03:22] <Savage> filet is garbage
#1963 [03:22] * Syndicate dodges the attack
#1963 [03:22] <blink> hah
#1964 [03:22] <zzzz> lolwut
#1965 [03:22] <Savage> ribeye is the best.
#1966 [03:22] * ImASpork Syndicate bleeds mayonaise
#1966 [03:22] <zzzz> !paid zzzz
#1967 [03:22] <zzzz> lol
#1968 [03:22] <bhsgoclub> yes
#1969 [03:22] * Syndicate kicks Spork's tits in
#1969 [03:22] <zzzz> hows it decide that?
#1970 [03:22] <bhsgoclub> !paid bhsgoclub
#1971 [03:22] <zzzz> this ain't my username
#1972 [03:22] <Syndicate> !login
#1973 [03:22] <blink> it knows everything
#1974 [03:22] * ImASpork Is A FUGGIN SPORK
#1974 [03:22] <bhsgoclub> !paid Notch
#1975 [03:22] * AuBot kicked bhsgoclub from #minecrafthelp (Reason: hsgoclub :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1976 [03:22] <zzzz> guuuuuuys
#1977 [03:22] <ImASpork> !paid notch
#1978 [03:22] * AuBot kicked ImASpork from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mASpork :notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1979 [03:22] <zzzz> hahahahhahhaahahahhaha
#1980 [03:23] * bhsgoclub [bhsgoclub@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1981 [03:23] <Savage> a Minecraft ribeye grilled in a fresh furnase over coal sounds best right now
#1982 [03:23] <bhsgoclub> wow..
#1983 [03:23] <zzzz> ilol'd
#1984 [03:23] * ImASpork [ImASpork@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1985 [03:23] <ImASpork> worth it
#1986 [03:23] <bhsgoclub> did you guys see that
#1987 [03:23] <SynHD> !kick IAmSpork
#1988 [03:23] <SynHD> XD
#1989 [03:23] <ImASpork> se wut
#1990 [03:23] <bhsgoclub> do !paid
#1991 [03:23] <bhsgoclub> notch
#1992 [03:23] <SynHD> !paid IAmApork
#1993 [03:23] <ImASpork> I JSUT DID
#1994 [03:23] <zzzz> !paid mollstam
#1995 [03:23] <SynHD> lol
#1996 [03:23] <ImASpork> actually I have
#1997 [03:23] <ImASpork> !paid TheDivinity
#1998 [03:23] <enticeing> !paid QUIT THAT PEOPLE
#1999 [03:23] <SynHD> !paid JarodY1234
#2000 [03:23] <xales> :|
#2001 [03:23] <ImASpork> Thats my name
#2002 [03:23] <ImASpork> fuggers
#2003 [03:23] <xales> oh, right
#2004 [03:23] <xales> okay, so, guess what
#2005 [03:24] <xales> none of you can talk right now
#2006 [03:24] <zzzz> but aubot, you lied
#2007 [03:24] <ImASpork> WOT
#2008 [03:24] <enticeing> what
#2009 [03:24] <SynHD> ?
#2010 [03:24] <zzzz> i have payed for minecraft :'(
#2011 [03:24] <enticeing> wat
#2012 [03:24] <SynHD> I can
#2013 [03:24] <bhsgoclub> Oh so how does the Aubot connect to
#2014 [03:24] <Savage> what?
#2015 [03:24] <bhsgoclub> the server
#2016 [03:24] * ImASpork speaks
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#2017 [03:24] <Chew> when is it gonna be fixed
#2018 [03:24] <xales> Chew: Eventually.
#2019 [03:24] <SynHD> Xales you troll
#2020 [03:24] <zzzz> ugh
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#2022 [03:24] <zzzz> i should be doing some research
#2023 [03:24] <zzzz> anyone here know the wait time on a raspberry pi?
#2024 [03:24] <bhsgoclub> xales: did you just mute the channel?
#2025 [03:24] <zzzz> currently
#2026 [03:25] <xales> bhsgoclub: Indeed.
#2027 [03:25] <SynHD> Everyone!
#2028 [03:25] <SynHD> Do Alt+f4! XD JK JK
#2029 [03:25] <ImASpork> Welp I'm gonna sleep
#2030 [03:25] <xales> SynHD: haha funny.
#2031 [03:25] <zzzz> wait, none of us can talk?
#2032 [03:25] <SynHD> ikr?
#2033 [03:25] <xales> zzzz: You can only talk to me :p
#2034 [03:25] <zzzz> wat
#2035 [03:25] <zzzz> why
#2036 [03:25] <zzzz> :9
#2037 [03:25] <bhsgoclub> zzzz: can you hear me?
#2038 [03:25] <xales> nobody else sees what you are saying
#2039 [03:25] <xales> :D
#2040 [03:25] <ImASpork> Why ._. xales, why ._.
#2041 [03:25] <enticeing> xales: I HAVE A PAIR OF PORK MITTENS FOR YOU
#2042 [03:25] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: not working still
#2043 [03:25] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: :(
#2044 [03:25] <SynHD> What?! NO!
#2045 [03:25] <Savage> what?
#2046 [03:25] <zzzz> what'd you do that for? :(
#2047 [03:25] <obi_wan> Xales, go change your tampon!
#2048 [03:25] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Does it give you a specific error?
#2049 [03:25] <ImASpork> LET ME SAY GOODNIGHT TO MY PEOPLE
#2050 [03:25] <ImASpork> LET ME SAY GOODNIGHT TO MY PEOPLE
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#2052 [03:25] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: tried several different methods, and even moving the bat file to the .jar and then the executable and trying different methods.
#2053 [03:26] <bhsgoclub> xales: i bet your getting spammed with these messages
#2054 [03:26] <SynHD> !join minecrafthelp
#2055 [03:26] <enticeing> xales: GENUINE HAND-CRAFTED PORK MITTENS
#2056 [03:26] <SynHD> lol
#2057 [03:26] <enticeing> 54% PORK
#2058 [03:26] <Copyman85> I sethome at a strongehold but when I spawned back I was in a desert? Anyone know why?
#2059 [03:26] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: the other ways say 'could not find or load main.class' etc. in certain files
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#2061 [03:26] <Copyman85> Is that above the strongehold? maybe u cant sethome there?
#2062 [03:26] <Disori> Too bad I'm not voiced
#2063 [03:26] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: the command line methods aren't working as a .bat file or from the windows 7 run feature on the start bar.
#2064 [03:26] <xales> Copyman85: Ask the server admin. If you are the server admin, ask whomever wrote your sethome.
#2065 [03:26] * mib_cbexow [mib_cbexow@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2066 [03:26] <zzzz> whats the red line?
#2067 [03:27] <Elystus> Ahh, the blissfulness of mute :)
#2068 [03:27] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: am I doing something wrong, here? should this be working? or is this a change in 1.3.1 that's throwing this whole thing off??
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#2070 [03:27] <enticeing> hay xales
#2071 [03:27] <zzzz> :(
#2072 [03:27] <zzzz> I WILL HAVE MY VOICE
#2073 [03:27] <bhsgoclub> Wait Elystus how can you talk lol
#2074 [03:27] * zzzz gets voice
#2074 [03:27] <Copyman85> Im not the admin.Guessing Im above it then
#2075 [03:27] <mib_cbexow> y a un support français?
#2076 [03:27] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Oh, you may need to download the launcher jar from http://minecraft.net/download (or change .jar to .exe) and put the .bat file in the same location as that
#2077 [03:28] <xales> hi enticeing
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#2079 [03:28] <zzzz> xales, make everything unmute pl0x?
#2080 [03:28] <enticeing> xales: YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT THESE PORK MITTENS?
#2081 [03:28] <enticeing> THEY'RE GETTING COLD
#2082 [03:28] <xales> enticeing: :D
#2083 [03:28] <xales> zzzz: in a minute
#2084 [03:28] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: worth a shot! brb 1-2 mins.
#2085 [03:28] <bhsgoclub> !login
#2086 [03:29] <zzzz> i can speak now?
#2087 [03:29] <bhsgoclub> i think so
#2088 [03:29] <zzzz> yay
#2089 [03:29] * zzzz speaks
#2089 [03:29] <Savage> no, you can't
#2090 [03:29] <enticeing> olol
#2091 [03:29] <bhsgoclub> I dont like mute.....It reminds me of the box
#2092 [03:29] <enticeing> anyways
#2093 [03:29] <Elystus> I don't mind it.
#2094 [03:29] <SynHD> Like i said. Im gonna kick all your tits in
#2095 [03:29] <zzzz> rude
#2096 [03:29] <Elystus> it is nice and quiet with mute on.
#2097 [03:29] <enticeing> i'm going to bed
#2098 [03:29] <zzzz> like *i* said
#2099 [03:29] <Elystus> Night enticeing
#2100 [03:29] <zzzz> does anyone here know the wait time on a raspberry pi atm
#2101 [03:29] <bhsgoclub> night enticeing
#2102 [03:29] <enticeing> i would probably put this somewhere else, but i'm to lazy to C-x b RETURN
#2103 [03:29] <zzzz> gnight enticeing
#2104 [03:30] <xales> enticeing: wait
#2105 [03:30] <xales> I want some uhh
#2106 [03:30] <xales> pork mittens
#2107 [03:30] <xales> yeah
#2108 [03:30] <enticeing> xales: you're in luck
#2109 [03:30] <enticeing> i have a pair right over here
#2110 [03:30] * xales kicked NowStyaUpOrGetYourTitsKickedIn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: owStyaUpOrGetYourTitsKickedIn ::|)
#2111 [03:30] * enticeing slides the pork mittens on xales' hands
#2111 [03:30] <enticeing> they fit well
#2112 [03:30] <xales> :D
#2113 [03:31] <enticeing> anyways
#2114 [03:31] * enticeing out
#2114 [03:31] <xales> :(
#2115 [03:31] * Syndicate [Syndicate@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2116 [03:31] <enticeing> :(
#2117 [03:31] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: no luck, :(
#2118 [03:31] <Syndicate> You cant get rid of me
#2119 [03:31] <enticeing> xales: my mom has been getting onto me about staying up late
#2120 [03:31] <xales> Syndicate: Really?
#2121 [03:31] <xales> enticeing: sucks
#2122 [03:31] <bhsgoclub> Atcualy I have to be up for work in 3 hours so Im out as well
#2123 [03:31] <zzzz> lol
#2124 [03:31] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: can you tell me exactly what to do to launch the minecraft.jar in the /bin folder with a seperate user from "Player" using the command line somehow?
#2125 [03:31] <enticeing> xales: even though there's nothing that i need to wake up for, but whatever
#2126 [03:31] <zzzz> i've gotten 6hrs of slee in the last 3 days, i should go to bed
#2127 [03:31] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: hmm, I have no idea then, one of the custom launchers might be able to do it for you.
#2128 [03:31] <Savage> 4 more hours for me, then work for 12hrs
#2129 [03:31] <DragonP> staying up late is where its at though in this day and age
#2130 [03:31] <zzzz> but im to that point im so tired im not tired
#2131 [03:31] <Syndicate> xales: Anyone that wants to get rid of syndicate is not on my favorite list
#2132 [03:32] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: can you recommend a custom launcher for me?
#2133 [03:32] <xales> Syndicate: That's nice
#2134 [03:32] <bhsgoclub> Night guys
#2135 [03:32] <Syndicate> Anonymous use magic launcher. Its AWESOME
#2136 [03:32] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: I don't trust 95% of these youtube links that I get with normal google searching
#2137 [03:32] <xales> anonymous_player_3158103: Uhhh, yeah, "Magic Launcher" would probably do it
#2138 [03:32] <Savage> take care
#2139 [03:32] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: brb then!
#2140 [03:32] <enticeing> xales: i'm going to gripe about the linux xhci driver
#2141 [03:32] <DragonP> wow really anonymous lol
#2142 [03:32] * Syndicate is The Minecraft God
#2142 [03:33] * zzzz calls shenanigans
#2142 [03:33] <DragonP> lol see you lada bhs
#2143 [03:33] * zzzz is annoyed that it goes to voicemail
#2143 [03:33] <Syndicate> Dovahkiin Dovahkiin Dovahkiin
#2144 [03:33] <zzzz> hey everyone
#2145 [03:33] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: Wonderful!
#2146 [03:34] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: thank you so much.
#2147 [03:34] <zzzz> i think i shall attempt this bizarre ritual you humans call sleep as well
#2148 [03:34] <DragonP> see enticeling is still in here
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#2150 [03:34] <Syndicate> Anonymous i suggested it...
#2151 [03:34] <zzzz> peace
#2152 [03:34] <anonymous_player_3158103> xales: now I can finish my design while we wait for auth servers, yay! :)
#2153 [03:34] <Savage> i'm beyond tired....peace......out.
#2154 [03:34] <anonymous_player_3158103> +1 for xales guys, great help! ^_^
#2155 [03:35] <Syndicate> YES
#2156 [03:35] <Elystus> Zales is a boss >_>
#2157 [03:35] <Syndicate> Mollstam is going to the mc office!
#2158 [03:35] <Syndicate> Hes gonna fix mc!
#2159 [03:35] <DragonP> why do you have a nomber ensted of a name man comon
#2160 [03:35] <anonymous_player_3158103> Syndicate: tell him to bring his monkey-wrench and to beat the server!
#2161 [03:35] <zzzz|deadsomewhere> beat 'er gud!
#2162 [03:35] <zzzz|deadsomewhere> oops
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#2164 [03:35] <Syndicate> Hes finally awake!
#2165 [03:35] * zzzz|deadsomewhere resumes being dead somewhere
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#2166 [03:36] <Syndicate> I guess my slap worked!
#2167 [03:36] <DragonP> lol zzzz fail at that huh
#2168 [03:36] <Syndicate> Woohoo!
#2169 [03:36] * zzzz|deadsomewhere shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#2170 [03:37] <Syndicate> I.Am.Awesome
#2171 [03:37] <zzzz|deadsomewhere> also, almost typd sheeeeeeeeee. i really do need sleep
#2172 [03:37] * Elystus slaps zzzz|deadsomewhere with a rainbow trout
#2172 [03:37] * zzzz|deadsomewhere bye
#2172 [03:37] <daanimallove> O.o
#2173 [03:37] <Syndicate> Bye everyone!
#2174 [03:37] <chackahcacka> Is the minecraft logon down?
#2175 [03:37] <DragonP> why are you even going to sleep
#2176 [03:37] <DragonP> yeah
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#2179 [03:37] <chackahcacka> Been down for 11 hours or somerhing?
#2180 [03:37] <Dragon> Why am I getting the error "Can't connect to minecraft.net" when I try to log in to Minecraft?
#2181 [03:38] <anonymous_player_3158103> Dragon, read the top of your screen lol
#2182 [03:38] <KReflex> Can anyone help me? (Not related to minecrafts servers)
#2183 [03:38] <xales> Dragon: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored.
#2184 [03:38] <Dragon> Just saw it -.-
#2185 [03:38] <Dragon> Sorry xD
#2186 [03:38] <anonymous_player_3158103> derp
#2187 [03:38] <xales> KReflex: What's the issue?
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#2190 [03:38] <DragonP> derp derp
#2191 [03:38] <Dragon> :P
#2192 [03:38] <anonymous_player_3158103> :) good evening all, thanks again for the help!
#2193 [03:38] <mib_bemonu> minecraft bug ?
#2194 [03:38] <KReflex> I forgot to add the download link to a mod I am making a a Moderator removed my thread. Do I have to make a new thread?
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#2196 [03:39] <xales> KReflex: We can't help you with the forum. Go to #minecraftforums
#2197 [03:39] <Lewi> Does anyone know if there is a problem between the MC Launcher and Minecraft.net connecting to each other ?
#2198 [03:39] <KReflex> Okay thanks
#2199 [03:39] <KReflex> Okay thanks
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#2201 [03:39] <xales> Lewi: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored.
#2202 [03:39] <DragonP> the same thing thats wronge everytime the thing gose down {somethings a Miss}
#2203 [03:39] <DragonP> lol
#2204 [03:39] <Elystus> xales: I was about to respond T_T
#2205 [03:39] <Lewi> OOPS
#2206 [03:39] <Lewi> Thanks
#2207 [03:39] <daanimallove> *facepalm*
#2208 [03:40] <DragonP> oh oh oh
#2209 [03:40] <DragonP> awww
#2210 [03:40] * xales tests his alias
#2210 [03:40] <xales> $0: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored. Elystus
#2211 [03:40] <xales> meh
#2212 [03:40] * Elystus scrolls up a couple hundred lines
#2212 [03:41] <xales> $0: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored. tst
#2213 [03:41] <xales> wat why
#2214 [03:41] <xales> :(
#2215 [03:41] <DragonP> stupid server issue crad
#2216 [03:42] <xales> $0 - Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored. test
#2217 [03:42] <xales> :|
#2218 [03:42] <Elystus> Lol
#2219 [03:42] <xales> I bet this is a bug
#2220 [03:42] <xales> this is what i get for running dev versions
#2221 [03:42] <xales> ._.
#2222 [03:42] <Elystus> Lol
#2223 [03:42] <Elystus> Xales arn't you part of esper staff
#2224 [03:42] <Elystus> aren't*
#2225 [03:42] <xales> Elystus: /whois xales
#2226 [03:43] <Elystus> Oh, so no one special then :P
#2227 [03:43] * Elystus runs
#2227 [03:43] <xales> :p
#2228 [03:43] <xales> Oh, fuck
#2229 [03:43] <xales> arguments are numbered from 1
#2230 [03:43] <xales> not 0
#2231 [03:43] <xales> there we go
#2232 [03:43] <xales> ._.
#2233 [03:43] <Elystus> Lol, nice
#2234 [03:43] <Elystus> what language is the bot programmed in?
#2235 [03:43] <xales> bot?
#2236 [03:44] <enticeing> i would guess go
#2237 [03:44] <xales> enticeing - Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored.
#2238 [03:44] <xales> yay.
#2239 [03:44] <Elystus> Is that not what you are trying to set?
#2240 [03:44] <xales> Elystus: nah, local alias
#2241 [03:44] * enticeing not paying attention :P
#2241 [03:44] <Elystus> Ohhh
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#2243 [03:44] <xales> enticeing_again: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored.
#2244 [03:44] <Elystus> What is AuBot programmed in, do you know?
#2245 [03:44] <xales> excellent
#2246 [03:44] <xales> Elystus: oh.
#2247 [03:44] <xales> AuBot is programmed in *sigh*
#2248 [03:44] <xales> AutoIt.
#2249 [03:44] <Elystus> T_T
#2250 [03:45] <DragonP> lol i thought you were going to bed enticeing
#2251 [03:45] <xales> I THOUGHT SO TOO ENTICEING
#2252 [03:45] <xales> YOU LIAR
#2253 [03:45] <pokeybit> yay its back up!
#2254 [03:45] <xales> ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE??!?
#2255 [03:45] <xales> !login
#2256 [03:45] <xales> pokeybit: Nope.
#2257 [03:45] <pokeybit> oh my bad :P
#2258 [03:45] <DragonP> aaahaahhahahaha
#2259 [03:45] <DragonP> lol
#2260 [03:46] <DragonP> well odd
#2261 [03:47] <DragonP> enticeing is now not saying anything nor is anyone else
#2262 [03:47] <daanimallove> ¬¬
#2263 [03:47] <Elystus> Its because I am the person enticeing is seeing! :O
#2264 [03:48] <Elystus> *dun dun dun*
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#2266 [03:48] <aaomidi> Bukkit hit RB
#2267 [03:48] <ImASpork> Welp im back
#2268 [03:48] <DragonP> and your point would be
#2269 [03:48] <daanimallove> .........
#2270 [03:48] <daanimallove> ooooo a spoork
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#2272 [03:49] <ImASpork> Man this place got quiet
#2273 [03:49] <libraryaddict> !login
#2274 [03:49] <libraryaddict> Well I had some lovely cake
#2275 [03:49] <libraryaddict> My mums birthday
#2276 [03:49] <ImASpork> The cake is a lir
#2277 [03:49] <ImASpork> lie
#2278 [03:49] <libraryaddict> It was a rich coffee
#2279 [03:49] <theploki> id choose death over cake any day
#2280 [03:50] <ImASpork> Theploki you sicken me
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#2283 [03:50] <DragonP> well that was odd
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#2285 [03:51] * ImASpork test
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#2286 [03:52] <theploki> i wish i was playing on my SMP server right now
#2287 [03:52] <theploki> i have endermen to farm!
#2288 [03:53] <Crimethinker> I've got an adventure map to finish! Come on, Mojang!
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#2290 [03:53] <theploki> cant you do that in offline mode?
#2291 [03:54] <Crimethinker> I deleted my jar by accident.
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#2293 [03:54] <theploki> eek
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#2296 [03:55] <Crimethinker> I'll be going, then.
#2297 [03:55] <Crimethinker> I'll be going, then.
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#2305 [04:05] <blink> !login
#2306 [04:05] <blink> FFF-
#2307 [04:05] <Calinou> "-AuBot- 1,4Minecraft is currently experiencing difficulties" < huh
#2308 [04:06] <theploki> it was down this morning, then it worked for a couple hours, then it went down again
#2309 [04:08] <Elystus> Calinou \o/ <3
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#2316 [04:33] <Smokey> bored bored
#2317 [04:33] <Smokey> no mc = bored person
#2318 [04:33] <xales> Offline mode.
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#2323 [04:41] <Natherul> Hey all, I started haveing an issue this morning..... I dont seem to be able to harvest my wheat on my server, any idea why or how I can change this?
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#2325 [04:41] <ImASpork> Minecrafts dow
#2326 [04:41] <xales> Are you using any mods/plugins/
#2327 [04:41] <xales> ?*
#2328 [04:41] <Calinou> Natherul, is it too close to the spawn?
#2329 [04:41] <ImASpork> Whoops
#2330 [04:41] <Calinou> ImASpork, yes it is
#2331 [04:41] <Calinou> you can play singleplayer only for now
#2332 [04:42] <ImASpork> Yeah i know, thats why i said whoops
#2333 [04:42] <Natherul> no mods or plugins, and it might be to close to the spawn, but it has not been an issue before....
#2334 [04:42] <ImASpork> Forget about ol singleplayer
#2335 [04:42] <xales> Natherul: Tried restarting the server?
#2336 [04:42] <Natherul> yeah
#2337 [04:42] <xales> Hmm. What happens when you try to harvest it?
#2338 [04:43] <Natherul> nothing, no animation when rightclicking at all
#2339 [04:44] <Natherul> about the too close to spawn, is there any way to disable that or just lower the range? (if it might be that)
#2340 [04:44] <xales> You left click it to harvest it
#2341 [04:44] <Natherul> I rightclicked yesterday, but evewn so, left clicking with the hoe and nothing happens either
#2342 [04:45] <xales> You also don't need to use a tool. Try left clicking without a tool.
#2343 [04:45] <Calinou> it works regardless of the tool ;)
#2344 [04:45] <Natherul> will try it when i get back in again..... did the misstake by closing the client -.-
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#2346 [04:46] <xales> Calinou: it should, but whatever :p
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#2348 [04:46] <ImASpork> Damn phone
#2349 [04:46] <Natherul> but if that does not work either, can one disable the spawn protection thingie?
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#2352 [04:46] <xales> Natherul: Just op yourself on the server
#2353 [04:46] <Nicknam3> HEY I CANT LOG ON
#2354 [04:46] <Nicknam3> GUYZ
#2355 [04:46] <Nicknam3> HELP
#2356 [04:47] <Natherul> ok, did that as well, so i guess it was some other problem then
#2357 [04:47] <xales> Nicknam3: Read the BIG RED TEXT a few lines up that you ignored.
#2358 [04:47] <parat26> guys it's back for me!!
#2359 [04:48] <Smokey> Its down Nick
#2360 [04:48] <parat26> try now
#2361 [04:48] <xales> !login
#2362 [04:48] <Nicknam3> ITS WORKING
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#2364 [04:48] <Nicknam3> OMFG I FIXED IT
#2365 [04:48] <parat26> ya!
#2366 [04:48] <Nicknam3> I THINK
#2367 [04:48] <parat26> yes
#2368 [04:48] <Nicknam3> I THINK I FIXED IT
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#2371 [04:48] <parat26> everyone login
#2372 [04:48] <imasu> ok question answerd XD
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#2374 [04:50] <Natherul> yeah, still not able to harvest the wheat, left clicking, right clicking and opped
#2375 [04:51] <Necrodoom> odd
#2376 [04:54] <Calinou> Natherul, does it even make a sound?
#2377 [04:55] <Aidan1> I think the servers are back up
#2378 [04:55] <ImASpork> Does planting it elsewhere make a difference?
#2379 [04:55] <Natherul> nevermind, found the problem.... :P the server was in wrong gamemode
#2380 [04:55] * ImASpork facepalms
#2380 [04:55] <Necrodoom> ..
#2381 [04:56] <Natherul> yeah, well thats what you get for beeing a n00b at minecraft :P still cant figure out how to make a door open with 2 switches either... but thats for me to figure out later :P
#2382 [04:56] <ImASpork> nather
#2383 [04:56] <ImASpork> heres a tip :)
#2384 [04:57] <ImASpork> that so far always glitches doors
#2385 [04:57] <ImASpork> only one will work
#2386 [04:57] <ImASpork> it kinda sucks
#2387 [04:57] <ImASpork> try pressure plates
#2388 [04:57] <Necrodoom> 2 levers work fine
#2389 [04:58] <imasu> try redstone
#2390 [04:58] <Necrodoom> just you gotta remember how redstone works
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#2392 [04:58] <Natherul> well just redstoning dont work, only 1 lever will work on 1 door
#2393 [04:58] <ImASpork> Ooh god, ive forgotten about redstone
#2394 [04:58] <Natherul> seems i have to use redstone tourches and i cant understand em
#2395 [04:58] <Necrodoom> how are you trying to set up levers?
#2396 [04:59] <Necrodoom> so when a lever gets pulled it toggles door?
#2397 [04:59] <Matt_> can anyone help me? it says i cannot connect to a friends IP to play multiplayer with him, but his other friend can...anyone kno why?
#2398 [04:59] <Natherul> indeed necro, one lever on inside and one on the outside, pulling a lever should toggle a door open/closed
#2399 [05:00] <Necrodoom> needs a circuit
#2400 [05:00] <Necrodoom> so 00 = 0 01 = 1 10 = 1 11 = 0
#2401 [05:00] <imasu> Matt firewall?
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#2403 [05:00] <Matt_> disabled all firewalls
#2404 [05:01] <Natherul> ok, but how do i make circuits necro? remember that I am a total newb at minecrtaft....
#2405 [05:01] <Natherul> *minecraft
#2406 [05:01] <xales> Matt_: Are you using the right IP?
#2407 [05:01] <Necrodoom> Natherul: il look up the circuit for you, forgot which one needs to be used
#2408 [05:01] <imasu> a flip flop ?
#2409 [05:01] <Matt_> ya, we tried a few dif ones...but his buddy is using the same one im trying but it wont work for me...
#2410 [05:01] <imasu> than you can do it with buttons
#2411 [05:01] <xales> Matt_: What is the IP?
#2412 [05:02] <Matt_> 75.46.79.22
#2413 [05:02] <Necrodoom> RS nor wont work
#2414 [05:02] <xales> !check 75.46.79.22
#2415 [05:02] <xales> Matt_: The address does not appear to be hosting a server at this time.
#2416 [05:03] <Matt_> 75.46.79.224
#2417 [05:03] <Matt_> sorry
#2418 [05:03] <xales> !check 75.46.79.224
#2419 [05:03] <xales> wat
#2420 [05:03] <Matt_> ?
#2421 [05:03] <xales> Matt_: What does it say when you try to connect?
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#2423 [05:03] <Matt_> it says "cannot connect to server"
#2424 [05:03] <xales> Does it give a more specific message than that...?
#2425 [05:04] <Matt_> nope just that...
#2426 [05:04] <ImASpork> Restart minecraft, or the server is down
#2427 [05:04] <ImASpork> i get it sometimes
#2428 [05:04] <Matt_> but both my buddies r on that server right now
#2429 [05:04] <wumbla> is it back up?
#2430 [05:04] <Matt_> ?
#2431 [05:04] <ImASpork> Restart minecraft
#2432 [05:04] <Matt_> did that
#2433 [05:04] <wumbla> only the login part is having problems
#2434 [05:05] <Matt_> i can login fine tho...
#2435 [05:05] <Matt_> i just cannot connect
#2436 [05:05] <wumbla> o people who were logged in before it broke can stay on
#2437 [05:05] <xales> Matt_: Are they running the same version of Minecraft as you?
#2438 [05:05] <Matt_> ummmmmmm that i do not know
#2439 [05:05] <Matt_> let me ask
#2440 [05:05] <Matt_> hold on
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#2442 [05:06] <Matt_> sorry i gotta text him...might take a min for a response...
#2443 [05:07] <Matt_> ya same version and both of us have updated
#2444 [05:08] <xales> Matt_: Are you able to connect to other servers?
#2445 [05:08] <ImASpork> Are you sure you have an internet connection?
#2446 [05:08] <xales> ImASpork: ...
#2447 [05:08] <ImASpork> and yet hes on here
#2448 [05:08] <ImASpork> Oh god
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#2450 [05:08] <Matt_> idk i havent tried...and if i didnt have internet how would i be on here
#2451 [05:08] <Matt_> lol
#2452 [05:08] <ImASpork> i need some skeep
#2453 [05:08] <ImASpork> sleep*
#2454 [05:08] <xales> Matt_: well, you should try other servers then
#2455 [05:09] <Matt_> k hold on i will try a random one
#2456 [05:09] <ImASpork> its 2am, sorry im half awake. Shoot me please
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#2458 [05:10] <lydia_> hi
#2459 [05:10] <xales> Hello.
#2460 [05:10] <xales> ._.
#2461 [05:11] <ImASpork> aaaah that was fast
#2462 [05:12] <Matt_> ok im having trouble with this...lol can someone just give me an IP adress to try to connect to?
#2463 [05:13] <ImASpork> Crafted.se
#2464 [05:13] <ImASpork> check how it goes
#2465 [05:13] <Matt_> ya that works
#2466 [05:14] <ImASpork> Cool
#2467 [05:14] <Matt_> so why wont it work for my buddy...
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#2469 [05:15] <xales> Matt_: It appears to be a problem on his end
#2470 [05:16] <Matt_> ya thats what i thought....i will just have his buddy go over and see what the problem is...i just dont see how his other buddy can get on just fine but i cant..
#2471 [05:17] <xales> Matt_: Probably a misconfiguration on his end or something
#2472 [05:17] <Matt_> oh well thanks anyways for all the help :D
#2473 [05:17] <Zimsky> lulz
#2474 [05:19] <GustavGus> My son played on a friends account, and today we bought it for my son, but when we login with my sons new account, we see all the saves from friends account still.... anyone can help on this?
#2475 [05:19] <xales> GustavGus: Saves are linked to the computer, not the account.
#2476 [05:19] <xales> If you don't want them any more, just delete them.
#2477 [05:20] <GustavGus> waouh I didnt realize that.
#2478 [05:20] <GustavGus> hm, at home my son plays on two different computers, but he has the same "save list" on both....
#2479 [05:21] <xales> It's possible that the worlds just have the same names, but the game does not synchronize saves automatically.
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#2481 [05:24] <Smokey> Hello. question for anyone. No enemy is being knocked back when I hit them. Causing them to do alot of damage to me. Is this a bug issue? or what?
#2482 [05:24] <xales> What are you hitting them with?
#2483 [05:25] <Smokey> Sword/fist/axe anything
#2484 [05:25] <xales> Are you playing singleplayer?
#2485 [05:25] <Smokey> Doesn't matter what I hit them with it does no knockback. I am playing Lan with a friend of mine.
#2486 [05:26] <xales> I'm not sure if it was fixed, but the knockback effect may not propagate entirely. Is there *none at all* or is it just very minute?
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#2497 [06:00] <Black_ixx> hi
#2498 [06:00] <Arle> Hello
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#2500 [06:01] <Copyman85> I think its back up!
#2501 [06:01] <Black_ixx> I can log on, then minecraft is loading :D I was happy and then *crash* http://pastie.org/4404949
#2502 [06:01] <Arle> !login
#2503 [06:01] <Black_ixx> login* ^^
#2504 [06:01] <Black_ixx> do you have this crash too?
#2505 [06:02] <xales> ??> Black_ixx forceupdate
#2506 [06:02] <VoxelHead> Black_ixx: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2507 [06:02] <VoxelHead> Black_ixx: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2508 [06:02] <Black_ixx> I already downloaded a new minecraft.jar (foreupdate)
#2509 [06:02] <Black_ixx> but still this crash
#2510 [06:02] <xales> ??> Black_ixx win/reinst
#2511 [06:02] <VoxelHead> Black_ixx: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2512 [06:02] <VoxelHead> Black_ixx: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2513 [06:03] <Black_ixx> hm ok
#2514 [06:03] <Black_ixx> reinstall.... but Ive changed nothing...
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#2516 [06:04] <Black_ixx> 5,6 GB screenshots o_O
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#2520 [06:10] <Black_ixx> whats the file which is storing the serverdata (name+IP)? I want to backup it
#2521 [06:11] <xales> It's somewhere there, I don't know where. You could check the wiki. Better idea would be to just back up the entire thing.
#2522 [06:12] <Elystus> xales: Auth servers are back up, aren't they?
#2523 [06:12] <xales> Elystus: yep
#2524 [06:12] <TheScavenger> *stares at topic*
#2525 [06:13] <Elystus> \o/
#2526 [06:13] <xales> :D
#2527 [06:13] <Black_ixx> xales: I already backed up everything and now I want to copy the server file
#2528 [06:14] <Black_ixx> I will use the wiki now
#2529 [06:14] <Corin> They're back down again? ;w;
#2530 [06:14] <Corin> Really?
#2531 [06:14] <xales> !login
#2532 [06:14] <xales> Corin: They are still working
#2533 [06:14] <Elystus> Corin: No, they are up. He just never changed it.
#2534 [06:14] <Corin> aparently not :D
#2535 [06:14] <Corin> Ah okay
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#2537 [06:21] <the_grey_fox_> minecraft up yet?
#2538 [06:21] <Elystus> should be
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#2543 [06:38] <Copyman85> Its up for me
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#2553 [07:36] <Rikairchy> ambien nightmares are horrid
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#2556 [07:52] <rhysjones45> hi
#2557 [07:53] <Calinou> hi
#2558 [07:53] <Arle> Hello
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#2561 [07:56] <youandme> hello
#2562 [07:56] <Calinou> hi
#2563 [07:56] <Calinou> hi
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#2567 [08:06] <Rikairchy> 0.0
#2568 [08:06] <Rikairchy> 0.0
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#2587 [09:04] <shrey> can I have a minecraft server even though I play in the browser (and not download)?
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#2589 [09:07] <shrey> hello?
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#2593 [09:11] <Guest> when i make an account why does it always say i'm banned if i i have minecraft and paid for it?
#2594 [09:11] <Franco> hi
#2595 [09:11] <Franco> When what?
#2596 [09:12] <Guest> like i have a minecraft account to play the game but i cant post on forums tihj my account
#2597 [09:12] <Franco> Hm
#2598 [09:13] <Necrodoom> Guest: forums arent tied to your minecraft account
#2599 [09:13] <Guest> so i have to have curse premium?
#2600 [09:14] <Franco> ya if thats what the forum thing is called
#2601 [09:14] <Guest> darn
#2602 [09:14] <Necrodoom> Guest: you dont have to buy curse
#2603 [09:14] <Necrodoom> Guest: just make an account
#2604 [09:14] <Necrodoom> Guest: if it says you are banned
#2605 [09:14] <Guest> well when i come to minecraft forums it says i'm banned
#2606 [09:14] <Necrodoom> Guest: then it may be an IP ban
#2607 [09:14] <Guest> why?
#2608 [09:14] <Necrodoom> Guest: and you should join #minecraftforums
#2609 [09:14] <Guest> what did i do?
#2610 [09:15] <Franco> idk
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#2612 [09:15] <Franco> u tell us
#2613 [09:15] <Guest> i've never used the forums :P
#2614 [09:15] <Necrodoom> correct channel is #minecraftforums
#2615 [09:15] <Guest> mmk
#2616 [09:15] <Necrodoom> forums arent offical
#2617 [09:16] <Franco> Why is minecraft down
#2618 [09:17] <Franco> ??
#2619 [09:17] <Franco> Minecraft is Not down
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#2621 [09:18] <Calinou> !login
#2622 [09:18] <Calinou> !login
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#2624 [09:18] <Foxyyy> hi
#2625 [09:18] <Foxyyy> what do i need for a mc server?
#2626 [09:18] <Foxyyy> ram or cpu?
#2627 [09:18] <Calinou> both, though you need a good CPU too
#2628 [09:18] <Foxyyy> i have 16 cores
#2629 [09:19] <Calinou> typically you need 300MB base RAM for a server + 100MB per player
#2630 [09:19] <Calinou> O_o 16 cores?!
#2631 [09:19] <Foxyyy> and 1,5gb ram is enough for 12 players with 6 plugins?
#2632 [09:19] <Calinou> what kind of computer do you have?
#2633 [09:19] <Calinou> 1.5 GB ram and 16 cores, seems legit.
#2634 [09:19] <Foxyyy> its a vserver
#2635 [09:19] <Calinou> the amount of plugins barely matters
#2636 [09:19] <Calinou> but why do you have such kind of processor with that amount of ram?
#2637 [09:20] <Foxyyy> shared cpu of my provider netcup.net
#2638 [09:21] <Calinou> should be enough, yes
#2639 [09:21] <Foxyyy> and the ram?
#2640 [09:22] <Foxyyy> !login
#2641 [09:23] <Foxyyy> is 1,5gb enough?
#2642 [09:23] <Calinou> should be
#2643 [09:25] <disgustipated> id imagine it would depend on if that provider you have allocates ram also to the host OS
#2644 [09:25] <Foxyyy> what is the bot test channel?
#2645 [09:25] <disgustipated> because if they do then some of that 1.5gb would be lost
#2646 [09:26] <Foxyyy> what is the bot test channel?
#2647 [09:27] <zen> Foxyyy, which bot there are several? unless you mean your own
#2648 [09:27] <Foxyyy> aubot
#2649 [09:28] <zen> #aubotdevchan
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#2655 [09:50] <jimmy> a
#2656 [09:51] <jimmy> i have a problem with my account can someone help me
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#2659 [09:53] <jimmy> i have purchased minecraft and recieved my transaction id but it says im not premium yet its been a few days
#2660 [09:54] <jimmy> anybody there?
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#2662 [09:56] <disgustipated> dont think theres any account help here
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#2664 [09:57] <zethreal> It *may* also have something to do with the auth servers being down? Not sure about that :-/
#2665 [09:57] <jimmy> so nobody here can help?
#2666 [09:57] <jimmy> oh ok
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#2668 [09:57] <Necrodoom> jimmy: unoffical irc chat
#2669 [09:57] <zethreal> I have no idea what's causing it
#2670 [09:57] <Necrodoom> jimmy: you can try file a ticket to mojang
#2671 [09:58] <Necrodoom> jimmy: but i doubt youd ever get a reply
#2672 [09:58] <zethreal> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329519-when-will-i-receive-my-premium-status-
#2673 [09:59] <zethreal> that might help you:D
#2674 [10:01] <jimmy> i havent yet and is been 3 dayts
#2675 [10:01] <jimmy> they dont happen to have a number i could call do they'
#2676 [10:01] <zethreal> nope
#2677 [10:01] <jimmy> of course
#2678 [10:02] <zethreal> how did you pay?
#2679 [10:04] <zethreal> credit card? debit card?
#2680 [10:05] <zethreal> and did you ever get the transaction ID?
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#2683 [10:07] <jimmy> i got the transaction id and alll but im still not premium
#2684 [10:07] <jimmy> it was a debit card
#2685 [10:07] <jimmy> i just sent them an email which will probably take forever
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#2687 [10:09] <zethreal> if you paid by debit card, it can take up to 5 business days
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#2691 [10:16] <jimmy> it cleared my account and skrill already
#2692 [10:16] <jimmy> minecraft already recieved my payment the guy at skrill said
#2693 [10:17] <severhelpplz> am i on the right channle for help?
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#2695 [10:18] <severhelpplz> channel
#2696 [10:18] <severhelpplz> am i on the right channle for help?
#2697 [10:18] <zethreal> yeah
#2698 [10:18] <TheNoodle> severhelpplz, you're in the correct channel for assistance with minecraft client issues, if you're problem only occurs with a specific server you may be better contacting the administrators of the server in question.
#2699 [10:18] <severhelpplz> good
#2700 [10:18] <severhelpplz> well i cant connect to the server\
#2701 [10:18] <severhelpplz> that why im here
#2702 [10:18] <jimmy> so is thee game fun when it asctually works
#2703 [10:18] <jimmy> ?
#2704 [10:19] <severhelpplz> i get internal server error when i try to connect
#2705 [10:19] <zethreal> jimmy - yes
#2706 [10:19] <severhelpplz> anyone know why?
#2707 [10:19] <jimmy> servers down maybe?
#2708 [10:19] <jimmy> idk lol never played it
#2709 [10:19] <severhelpplz> no becuse other people are on
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#2711 [10:23] <severhelpplz> ...
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#2713 [10:25] <severhelpplz> When i try to join this server i get internal server error anyone know why
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#2720 [10:42] <sammoqazqwe> is there anyone online that can help me?
#2721 [10:44] <sammoqazqwe> hello?
#2722 [10:44] <zen> sammoqazqwe, problem?
#2723 [10:45] <sammoqazqwe> Yes.
#2724 [10:45] <zen> What is it?
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#2727 [10:48] <sammoqazqwe> I was on this chat yesterday. My problem was (and is) that everytime I spawn in a single player offline server everything is black and I die after about 5 seconds. It says that I fell out of the world. The person helping me yesterday said to use mcedit and move my spawn point. So I did. I moved it far away from the original place but it still happens
#2728 [10:52] <sammoqazqwe> zen: I was on this chat yesterday. My problem was (and is) that everytime I spawn in a single player offline server everything is black and I die after about 5 seconds. It says that I fell out of the world. The person helping me yesterday said to use mcedit and move my spawn point. So I did. I moved it far away from the original place but it still happens
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#2730 [10:53] <Hedge> Hello, few days ago I asked help for my problem: "23:17 < Hedge> Hello. I'm having problems running 1.3.1 server on my FreeBSD shell. Every time an user tries to connect he gets an error "End of stream" and server console shows an error message http://pastebin.com/KgBydfqg Everything works fine on my own Ubuntu. Also, previous versions of server software (1.2.5 and earlier) worked well." The helper told to install ia32-lib. However it seems to be linux-o
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#2732 [10:58] <disgustipated> anyone else notice a whole lot less mob spawns on 1.3.1?
#2733 [10:58] * Calinou facepalms for BSD
#2733 [10:58] <Calinou> disgustipated, yes... multiplayer tends to spawn less mobs
#2734 [10:58] <Calinou> since singleplayer is now a local server, there are less mobs in SP
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#2738 [11:09] <Dan> too many notices about the server being down
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#2745 [11:32] <Myritek> Is it 'might' be down because the servers are intermittently down and up? Or just because they're working for some and not for others?
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#2747 [11:39] <Hedge> Nevermind, I found a solution: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1392525-javasecurityproviderexception-nextbytes-failed-on-client-login/
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#2749 [11:40] <stone_rhino> Anybody home?
#2750 [11:40] <Myritek> Wazzup
#2751 [11:41] <stone_rhino> Hey, where can i report a website thats apparently selling the 1.0 client?
#2752 [11:41] <stone_rhino> the ALOT crew has hijacked the 1.0 classic client and is trying to sell access to it
#2753 [11:41] <stone_rhino> like the makers of the ALOT toolbar and malware
#2754 [11:42] <Myritek> I... actually don't know. I suppose you could shoot the mojang people a message over Twitter, but I don't know if there's any mechanism for reporting it. Any more experienced people have an answer?
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#2756 [11:42] <stone_rhino> I dont have twitter or FB
#2757 [11:43] <stone_rhino> so, im kinda searching for a way to get in contact
#2758 [11:43] <stone_rhino> our server is having a problem where random signs are being posted in this area of the map. ive setup ghost cams to find who's doing it
#2759 [11:44] <stone_rhino> also, random things are breaking
#2760 [11:44] <stone_rhino> such as we're standign there and all of a sudden someone just dies or the iron door is broken
#2761 [11:44] <stone_rhino> and magicly gets put abck
#2762 [11:44] <Myritek> Do you have any rollback tools running? (or anyone with access to /vanish or /poof or something similar)
#2763 [11:45] <stone_rhino> we're running bukkit, im just a moderator on the server
#2764 [11:45] <stone_rhino> but its just in this one spot
#2765 [11:46] <stone_rhino> also
#2766 [11:46] <Myritek> Any logging / rollback tools active? (LogBlock, BigBrother, HawkEye, Guardian?)
#2767 [11:46] <stone_rhino> not sure
#2768 [11:46] <stone_rhino> no
#2769 [11:46] <Myritek> What plugins do you have?
#2770 [11:46] <stone_rhino> all we have is bukkit, essentials
#2771 [11:46] <stone_rhino> worldguard
#2772 [11:46] <stone_rhino> but that doesnt explain signs with threatening words on them showing up
#2773 [11:46] <Myritek> Ah. Also, note that I'm not very used to working through issues with people, I just starting idling in this channel yesterday.
#2774 [11:47] <stone_rhino> lol
#2775 [11:47] <Myritek> ...with threatening words? And you're watching as the sign gets put up?
#2776 [11:47] <stone_rhino> np
#2777 [11:48] <Myritek> If you can see the sign get put down but no people nearby, I'd assume it's someone with access to a vanish plugin or command. Does Essentials have anything like that?
#2778 [11:48] <Myritek> One sec, I'll check tha tmyself.
#2779 [11:48] <stone_rhino> yeah, i have access to vanish as well, this is a command we dont know about
#2780 [11:49] <Myritek> Okay, my guess is it's someone with /vanish and great sneaking skills. (Sorry I'm no help)
#2781 [11:51] <stone_rhino> im wondering if the owner isnt effing with me
#2782 [11:51] <Grey> Most likely is
#2783 [11:51] <stone_rhino> but if i /vanish, i cant interact with plates
#2784 [11:51] <Myritek> That would be my guess, but I'm not sure if all servers are as relaxed as my own. I doubt it's a hacker or something along those lines, if that's what you were thinking.
#2785 [11:51] <stone_rhino> pressure plates
#2786 [11:52] <Myritek> Well, if it's the owner / someone with root access, I assume they can mess with permissions / config files :P
#2787 [11:52] <stone_rhino> possible
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#2789 [11:52] <stone_rhino> but its a hosted service
#2790 [11:52] <stone_rhino> pay host
#2791 [11:52] <Myritek> He should still have root access, no o-o
#2792 [11:53] <slowfi> the worst smp bug I wish they'd fix is random suffocation in walls. the player dies through no fault of his own. I hoped 1.3.1 would fix it, but it did not
#2793 [11:53] <stone_rhino> yeah we are getting a lot of it
#2794 [11:53] <stone_rhino> thats a HUGE problem
#2795 [11:53] <stone_rhino> we've lost a lot of players because of it
#2796 [11:53] <Myritek> Really? Haven't noticed much of that over on my server. When does it occur?
#2797 [11:54] <Myritek> I remember having that issue January before last.
#2798 [11:54] <slowfi> it's infuriating to lose nice diamond armor that way
#2799 [11:55] <slowfi> it happens on the nerd.nu servers all the time
#2800 [11:55] <stone_rhino> using /vanish prevents world interaction
#2801 [11:56] <oldtopman> stone_rhino: You use vanilla?
#2802 [11:56] <stone_rhino> atm, bukkit
#2803 [11:56] <stone_rhino> we started with vanilla
#2804 [11:56] * oldtopman uses vanilla with no suffication issues
#2804 [11:57] <oldtopman> If you're having issues with *bukkit* 1.3.1, you should hop on over to #bukkit :)
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#2806 [11:57] <slowfi> my guess ihow to avoid it s not to wear nice armor when mining
#2807 [11:57] <Myritek> Guys, I've never experienced this issue recently. Bukkit or vanilla.
#2808 [11:58] <stone_rhino> im just not getting this whole, who's placing signs all over the effing place
#2809 [11:58] <stone_rhino> like "Herobrine is watching you"
#2810 [11:58] <oldtopman> stone_rhino: That's specific to your server, and we cannot help you with it.
#2811 [11:58] <stone_rhino> k
#2812 [11:58] <stone_rhino> figured
#2813 [11:59] <stone_rhino> ill check some other things out
#2814 [11:59] <koira123> Hiya, I had a problem that caused me to not get on any servers online, so I deleted all the files, not only minecraft, the binary files too. Now when I try to redownload and start it, it displays this error message: Fatal error occured (4): null. Can someone please help?
#2815 [11:59] <stone_rhino> but primarily i wanted to see if mojang would do something about this website
#2816 [12:00] <oldtopman> koira123: Do you have any antivirus?
#2817 [12:00] <oldtopman> stone_rhino: Sorry, we're just volunteers. You can try emailing mojang, but that's all I can think of
#2818 [12:00] <slowfi> from the player's perspective, how would he notice a bukkit server rather than some other kind?
#2819 [12:00] <koira123> oldtopman: An old norton but it's not on right now
#2820 [12:00] <oldtopman> Be sure to take picture proof
#2821 [12:01] <slowfi> that seems like an issue that server administrators would notice
#2822 [12:01] <oldtopman> slowfi: If he has any commands available besides those written down here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/SMP_Server_Commands
#2823 [12:01] <oldtopman> It's not vanilla, and probably bukkit
#2824 [12:02] <oldtopman> koira123: Are you *sure* it's not on? That error is typically caused by antivirus.
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#2826 [12:04] <koira123> oldtopman: Pretty sure, I try to start it but it fails to launch. I am currently downloading the newest version of symantec antivirus.
#2827 [12:04] <Myritek> Slightly off-topic but potentially helpful suggestion: Provided you're on a legitimate copy of Windows, I suggest uninstalling Norton and using Microsoft Security Essentials instead.
#2828 [12:04] <koira123> I'm actually using a mac
#2829 [12:05] * stone_rhino can hear the wrench grinding in the gears of peoples train of thought
#2829 [12:05] <Myritek> ...I would suggest going antivirus free, then, and just run a scan every six months or so.
#2830 [12:06] <koira123> I think that is what I'm currently doing
#2831 [12:07] <oldtopman> koira123: Oh, that's pretty easy.
#2832 [12:07] <Myritek> koira123: Suggestion: Instead of Symantec, use ClamXav to test incoming not-trusted files.
#2833 [12:07] <oldtopman> ??> koira123 mac/.minecraft
#2834 [12:07] <VoxelHead> koira123: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#2835 [12:07] <oldtopman> koira123: Can you open that folder for me?
#2836 [12:08] <Myritek> Or rather, ignore me - it can't hurt. :P
#2837 [12:09] <oldtopman> Myritek: Nothing wrong with using ClamXav, but you can talk about antivirus after we get minecraft working, no :P
#2838 [12:09] <koira123> Yes, it is open now.
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#2840 [12:09] <oldtopman> koira123: Delete everything in there *EXCEPT FOR* the saves folder
#2841 [12:09] <Myritek> Yeah, I tend to fall off on tangents. Hello, Diablodoct0r
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#2843 [12:10] <Diablodoct0r> hello Myritek
#2844 [12:10] <koira123> There is no saves folder, I only have a folder named bin and a document named lastlogin
#2845 [12:11] <oldtopman> koira123: Delete both of those then.
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#2847 [12:12] <koira123> oldtopman: Done.
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#2854 [12:16] <oldtopman> koira123: Try starting minecraft again
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#2856 [12:17] <koira123> oldtopman: Yes, I start minecraft and attempt downloading the update, it goes up to 18 and then displays the same error message. I'll try force updating now.
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#2860 [12:18] <maguschala> So... I tried to buy a gift code, but after selecting Visa, it asks me to 'select payment type' where it offers me a dropdown menu with no options. I can't seem to proceed past that point. Can someone tell me what action I should take next to resolve this? Thanks
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#2874 [12:22] <micky> ??
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#2876 [12:23] <micky> it wont let me play offline
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#2878 [12:23] <micky> IM SO CUNFUSED
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