#MinecraftHelp > 2012-08-09
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#3 [02:35] <moinkbot> i have a mytouch q and recently bought minecraft pocket edition
#4 [02:36] <moinkbot> however i cant seem to be able to type in a seed the screen doesnt go down far enough
#5 [02:36] <moinkbot> any suggestions???
#6 [02:38] <moinkbot> anything would help really
#7 [02:38] <moinkbot> maybe youre screwed and you cant do anything
#8 [02:38] <moinkbot> or try this....
#9 [02:39] <moinkbot> whaaa
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#13 [02:44] <blargh> so i downloaded the game
#14 [02:44] <blargh> and it shuts down and says not enough memory
#15 [02:44] <blargh> and it tells me to download it and try it then
#16 [02:45] <blargh> any help?
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#21 [03:38] <Smanly> Has anyone not been helped yet?
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#23 [03:38] <Lukeyone> hello
#24 [03:38] <Smanly> Hi
#25 [03:38] <Lukeyone> i need help my password wont work
#26 [03:39] <Smanly> Reset it.
#27 [03:39] <Lukeyone> i reset it a million time doesnt work
#28 [03:39] <Smanly> How does it not work?
#29 [03:39] <Lukeyone> it says login failed
#30 [03:39] <Smanly> What? Did you change the password?
#31 [03:39] <Lukeyone> i remember my password very well i changed it and i know it
#32 [03:39] <Wug> are you typing your username right?
#33 [03:40] <Wug> or mixing up account/password combinations
#34 [03:40] <Wug> does logging in on the website work
#35 [03:40] <Lukeyone> someone migrated it for me it says to put in my email address i do so and doesnt work
#36 [03:40] <Lukeyone> i will try on the website and no i dont get username and password mixed up
#37 [03:40] <Wug> were you here about this last week
#38 [03:40] <Lukeyone> im not sure i dont think so
#39 [03:41] <Lukeyone> mabye
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#41 [03:42] <Lukeyone_> oh sorry connection problem
#42 [03:42] <Lukeyone_> i need help
#43 [03:42] <Lukeyone_> badly
#44 [03:43] <DiskDaemon> Lukeyone: I've seen some people having login troubles when they are using other launchers. Are you using the minecraft.exe one from minecraft.net ?
#45 [03:44] <Wug> Lukeyone_: what's your username
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#47 [03:44] <Lukeyone__> hello?
#48 [03:44] <Wug> Lukeyone_: what's your username
#49 [03:45] <Lukeyone__> Lukeyone
#50 [03:45] <Wug> I'll see if I can do anything
#51 [03:45] <Wug> I can't do anything myself
#52 [03:45] <Lukeyone__> thank you for your help
#53 [03:45] <Wug> but I can try to nudge people
#54 [03:45] <skyboy> !paid lukeyone
#55 [03:45] <Wug> you only need the password reset right, not the email changed?
#56 [03:46] <Lukeyone__> yep i did that and doesnt work i will try again now
#57 [03:46] <Lukeyone__> but i will stay on chat
#58 [03:46] <Wug> Lukeyone__: its going to be a few days probably
#59 [03:47] <Wug> I can't do anything personally
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#61 [03:47] <Lukeyone> the connection bad well anyway im reseting the password to see if it helps
#62 [03:48] <skyboy> i'm beginning to wonder how you logged in before with a connection like that
#63 [03:48] <Lukeyone> i have no idea i think it goes on and off sometimes
#64 [03:49] <Lukeyone> kay reset the password i have it writen down
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#66 [03:49] <Lukeyone_> hey it said i lost connection because i have 7 request failed what?
#67 [03:50] <Lukeyone_> nevermind that i trying to see if my password works now
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#69 [03:51] <Lukeyone__> ok i reset my password i write it down and put in exatly what i wrote and it says Login failed
#70 [03:52] <Andrio> !login
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#72 [03:52] <skyboy> !ping
#73 [03:52] <GreyBot> skyboy Your Ping time was 0.671 seconds.
#74 [03:52] <skyboy> not the bot i wanted
#75 [03:53] <skyboy> that look forever
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#77 [03:55] <JavaFAIL> Can someone help me?
#78 [03:55] <Wug> probabl
#79 [03:55] <Wug> java borked it looks like
#80 [03:55] <JavaFAIL> hold on
#81 [03:55] <Wug> imma take a random guess
#82 [03:55] <Wug> assuming youve tried reinstalling it?
#83 [03:59] <Wug> what are the symptoms
#84 [03:59] <JavaFAIL> no its not a problem like that
#85 [03:59] <skyboy> problematic frame?
#86 [03:59] <JavaFAIL> it is actualy a problem not related to minecraft
#87 [03:59] <JavaFAIL> it is the temp of my PC
#88 [03:59] <JavaFAIL> im concerd abbout it
#89 [03:59] <skyboy> clean it
#90 [03:59] <skyboy> and next time try a support forum dedicated to PC issues
#91 [03:59] <JavaFAIL> ok ill do that thank you
#92 [03:59] <skyboy> i'm not sure what java failing has to do with his CPU temperature, though.
#93 [03:59] <Wug> heh
#94 [03:59] <Wug> I have a guess
#95 [03:59] <skyboy> he was in here before and his browser remembered the form data for the webchat
#96 [03:59] <skyboy> what
#97 [04:00] <skyboy> what?
#98 [04:04] <Necrodoom> test
#99 [04:04] <Wug> weh?
#100 [04:04] <skyboy> GreyVulpine: you should op greybot and have it take over aubot's quieting duties then deop aubot, to prevent it from silencing people because whoever machine it's running on is torrenting a large file
#101 [04:04] <Wug> aubot must be lagging.
#102 [04:04] <skyboy> significantly.
#103 [04:04] <skyboy> 45 seconds last ping
#104 [04:04] <Wug> !ping
#105 [04:04] <GreyBot> Wug Your Ping time was 0.437 seconds.
#106 [04:04] <GreyBot> Wug Your Ping time was 0.593 seconds.
#107 [04:04] <Necrodoom> !ping
#108 [04:04] <Wug> heh
#109 [04:04] <Necrodoom> ouch.
#110 [04:05] <Wug> its not actually that bad
#111 [04:05] <Wug> .whois GreyBot
#112 [04:05] <skyboy> !ping aubot
#113 [04:05] <Wug> im on availo, greybot is on chaos
#114 [04:05] <skyboy> greybot isn't a problem
#115 [04:05] <Wug> availo is in europe, chaos is in texas i think
#116 [04:05] <Wug> so that ping went a long way
#117 [04:06] <Wug> !help
#118 [04:06] <skyboy> i'm on optical, i have a ping of ~0.5 seconds
#119 [04:06] <skyboy> chaos has a ping of around 0.75 seconds; apocalypse is at 0.02 and availo is at 0.01. i'm in ohio.
#120 [04:07] <Wug> AuBot: wtf is wrong with you
#121 [04:07] <skyboy> 45 second ping.
#122 [04:07] <Wug> Kealper: aubot is herped
#123 [04:07] <skyboy> it hasn't -q'd you yet
#124 [04:07] <skyboy> !flags wug
#125 [04:07] <skyboy> ah, no chanserv
#126 [04:08] <Wug> I'm opped
#127 [04:08] <Wug> overrides voice
#128 [04:08] <skyboy> i think you're +Ooq
#129 [04:08] <skyboy> which just sounds funny
#130 [04:08] <Wug> +O isnt a mode
#131 [04:08] <skyboy> auto-op
#132 [04:08] <Wug> dont mix up modes and flags
#133 [04:09] <Wug> theyre totally different
#134 [04:09] <skyboy> pretty sure chanserv returns +O for that, though
#135 [04:09] * roccoxpocox_ [roccoxpocox_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#136 [04:10] <Wug> chanserv flags do not directly affect channel modes in any way
#137 [04:10] <Wug> I can speak because I'm opped
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#139 [04:10] <skyboy> yes, i know
#140 [04:10] <skyboy> but Ooq sounds funny
#141 [04:11] <Wug> my flags are somewhat more expansive than that
#142 [04:11] <Wug> I have +AOVfiorstv
#143 [04:11] <skyboy> ??> roccoxpocox_ dont/pm
#144 [04:11] <VoxelHead> roccoxpocox_: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#145 [04:12] <roccoxpocox_> ugh can someone help me im so confused
#146 [04:12] <Smanly> with?
#147 [04:12] <roccoxpocox_> i dont even know where i am
#148 [04:12] <skyboy> ??> roccoxpocox_ ask
#149 [04:12] <VoxelHead> roccoxpocox_: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#150 [04:12] <VoxelHead> roccoxpocox_: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#151 [04:12] <roccoxpocox_> I try logging into the game and it tells me login failed
#152 [04:13] <Smanly> What are you confused about?
#153 [04:13] <skyboy> have you migrated your account recently?
#154 [04:13] <roccoxpocox_> it wont let me because i didnt purchase the game
#155 [04:13] <Smanly> Wat
#156 [04:13] <skyboy> well, that's your problem
#157 [04:13] <skyboy> gla we could help you.
#158 [04:13] <skyboy> glad*
#159 [04:13] <roccoxpocox_> I downloaded the Demo though
#160 [04:13] <Smanly> Demo does not currently work
#161 [04:13] <Necrodoom> roccoxpocox_: demo needs you to have premium to install it
#162 [04:13] <skyboy> yeah, the demo is screwed, and doesn't work unless you've bought the game
#163 [04:14] <Smanly> Its basicly pointless at this point.
#164 [04:14] <skyboy> send an email to mojang and complain about it
#165 [04:14] <Smanly> Yeah!
#166 [04:14] <roccoxpocox_> is there a version i can download to test minecraft? i know theres on that PC website but i have a MAC
#167 [04:14] <skyboy> doesn't matter, the demo doesn't work
#168 [04:15] <skyboy> you can play the free classic version, though
#169 [04:15] <roccoxpocox_> Classic stays black, won't load
#170 [04:15] <Smanly> You can just buy it! :D
#171 [04:15] <skyboy> may be a java issue or a graphics driver issue
#172 [04:15] <Necrodoom> classic links were removed
#173 [04:15] <roccoxpocox_> I don't want to buy it until I try it
#174 [04:15] <roccoxpocox_> so classic doesnt work either?
#175 [04:15] <Smanly> Oh.
#176 [04:15] <DiskDaemon> then no, not yet
#177 [04:15] <roccoxpocox_> o m f g
#178 [04:15] <skyboy> well, you're out of luck if you want to try it first
#179 [04:15] <roccoxpocox_> well thank you anyways
#180 [04:16] <skyboy> current minecraft is like a lemon. you have to buy it to determine if it's sour or sweet
#181 [04:16] <DiskDaemon> roccoxpocox_: If you have any friends with it, that's another way to try it
#182 [04:16] <roccoxpocox_> whens it going to change
#183 [04:16] <roccoxpocox_> My friends play, how can I do that?
#184 [04:16] <skyboy> whenever notch gets off his cashcouch and fixes it
#185 [04:16] <skyboy> play on their computers
#186 [04:16] <skyboy> ask them first
#187 [04:17] <Smanly> They can login on your computer to download the demo.
#188 [04:17] <roccoxpocox_> Gotcha, thank you
#189 [04:17] <Smanly> Then you ~should~ be able to play it.
#190 [04:17] <roccoxpocox_> on my non premium account?
#191 [04:17] <Smanly> Yes.
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#195 [04:29] <DiskDaemon> Minecraft's servers seem to be down again - check help.mojang.com
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#197 [04:30] <Calinou> again, lol
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#199 [04:32] <Manganime30> anyone online?
#200 [04:32] <Smanly> Nope
#201 [04:33] <Manganime30> ...
#202 [04:33] <Smanly> Oh crap
#203 [04:33] <Manganime30> what?
#204 [04:33] <Smanly> I blew my cover.
#205 [04:33] <Manganime30> so?
#206 [04:33] <Smanly> ...
#207 [04:33] <Smanly> never you mind.
#208 [04:33] <Manganime30> undercover spy huh? admin?
#209 [04:33] <Smanly> Sure.
#210 [04:33] <Manganime30> really?
#211 [04:33] <Smanly> I am Notch.
#212 [04:33] <Manganime30> ur a admin rn't u
#213 [04:33] <Smanly> Dont tell anyone.
#214 [04:33] <Manganime30> as if
#215 [04:34] <Smanly> You don't belive me?
#216 [04:34] * DiskDaemon watches Smanly with a beedy eye
#216 [04:34] <Smanly> Goo.
#217 [04:34] <Smanly> Good.
#218 [04:34] <Smanly> :D
#219 [04:34] <Manganime30> Marcus Person wouldn't care about a chat site like this even tho he should
#220 [04:34] <Smanly> I do care!
#221 [04:34] <Smanly> I mean.
#222 [04:34] <Smanly> He does care!
#223 [04:34] <Manganime30> really? Then TELL ME WHATS GOING ON WITH MINECRAFT!
#224 [04:35] <Manganime30> So ur not notch
#225 [04:35] <Smanly> I don't know
#226 [04:35] <Smanly> Jeb does that stuff now :D
#227 [04:35] <Manganime30> really
#228 [04:35] <Smanly> I'm working on counting and sorting my money.
#229 [04:35] <Manganime30> how can u read my posts so fast?
#230 [04:35] <Smanly> What?
#231 [04:35] <DiskDaemon> He also wouldn't be connecting from LA
#232 [04:35] <Smanly> What posts?
#233 [04:35] <Smanly> Im not in LA, lol.
#234 [04:36] <Calinou> DiskDaemon, lol, true
#235 [04:36] <Manganime30> r u in australia? i mean, how do u notice my posts. how do uy load them so fast?
#236 [04:36] <Manganime30> i mean comments
#237 [04:36] <Calinou> notch wouldn't use xchat. he would use mIRC
#238 [04:36] <Manganime30> whatev
#239 [04:36] <Calinou> which basically sucks :P
#240 [04:36] <DiskDaemon> You're not in Illinois then?
#241 [04:36] <Manganime30> lol
#242 [04:36] <Smanly> * Received a CTCP VERSION from Calinou
#243 [04:36] <Smanly> wat
#244 [04:36] <Calinou> the
#245 [04:36] <Manganime30> ^O^
#246 [04:36] <Manganime30> ?
#247 [04:36] <DiskDaemon> Smanly: There is more information available about people than is realised
#248 [04:36] <Calinou> Smanly, ctcp version = a query to know what client you use. CTCP = client to client protocol, btw
#249 [04:36] <Manganime30> whats wrong?
#250 [04:36] <Smanly> I am using mIRC
#251 [04:37] <Calinou> nope. you aren't.
#252 [04:37] <Smanly> Orly?
#253 [04:37] <Smanly> but I am.
#254 [04:37] <Manganime30> ur not notch smartly
#255 [04:37] <Calinou> /ctcp Smanly time
#256 [04:37] <Smanly> Lol
#257 [04:37] <Calinou> returns 3:37am...
#258 [04:37] <Manganime30> smanly whatev
#259 [04:37] <Calinou> seems legit
#260 [04:37] <Smanly> But, I am using mIRC
#261 [04:37] <Smanly> Check it.
#262 [04:37] <Manganime30> its 6:37 pm here
#263 [04:37] <Calinou> lol, wtf
#264 [04:37] <DiskDaemon> [20:36:57] [Smanly VERSION reply]: mIRC v7.25 Khaled Mardam-Bey
#265 [04:37] <Calinou> yeah... I know you can fake ctcp requests
#266 [04:38] <Smanly> kthnks
#267 [04:38] <Smanly> No, i swtiched clients, lol.
#268 [04:38] <Calinou> nope, if you did, you would disconnect
#269 [04:38] <Manganime30> who r u guys?
#270 [04:38] <Smanly> Who are you, Manganime30?
#271 [04:38] <Manganime30> admins or random users?
#272 [04:38] <Calinou> http://minecraftwiki.net/User:Calinou
#273 [04:38] <Calinou> Manganime30, ^
#274 [04:38] <Smanly> Nope, Calinou.
#275 [04:38] <DiskDaemon> Manganime30: just random people
#276 [04:39] <Manganime30> nice 2 no
#277 [04:39] <DiskDaemon> help.mojang.com now confirms that the login service is down, others are currently up
#278 [04:39] <Smanly> I have a BNC, Calinou.
#279 [04:39] <Smanly> lol.
#280 [04:39] <Manganime30> what that mean/
#281 [04:40] <Smanly> This user dislikes the upcoming Windows 8. lol
#282 [04:40] <Manganime30> the login service is down but others r u? what u mean?
#283 [04:40] <Calinou> Smanly, of course. I dislike windows enough already for now :)
#284 [04:40] <Smanly> :D
#285 [04:40] <DiskDaemon> There are other services other than the login service.
#286 [04:40] * Calinou mostly uses linux, but he's currently on a windows computer
#286 [04:41] <Manganime30> oh, i thought u ment that there r other lOGIN services
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#289 [04:42] <Calinou> btw: http://paste.dy.fi/JRJ :D
#290 [04:43] <Smanly> wat?
#291 [04:43] <Calinou> it means my debian install only has free packages, well, not counting software such as minecraft
#292 [04:44] <Smanly> Not sure why that matters.
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#295 [04:44] <libraryaddict> !login
#296 [04:45] <Smanly> I don't think its hard not to install packages. lol.
#297 [04:45] <Smanly> especially ones you need to pay for.
#298 [04:45] <Calinou> "free" doesn't mean "you don't have to pay for here", it's a whole different word here
#299 [04:45] <Manganime30> me niether
#300 [04:46] <Smanly> Oh, what is free reffering to?
#301 [04:46] <Manganime30> the comment Aubot made
#302 [04:46] <Manganime30> soz if i was too late
#303 [04:46] <Calinou> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software
#304 [04:46] <Calinou> ^ this ;)
#305 [04:47] <Manganime30> is it just me or is this the 3rd day in a row this has happened?
#306 [04:47] <Smanly> Ah, I see.
#307 [04:47] <Manganime30> Im gonna try again
#308 [04:47] <Smanly> this would be the third day, at least.
#309 [04:48] <Manganime30> nope, it says that it can't connect
#310 [04:48] <DiskDaemon> okay, are you seeing the news section in the main part of the launcher?
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#312 [04:49] <Manganime30> no but i know what i ahve to do, and i gotta go
#313 [04:49] <Manganime30> bye
#314 [04:49] <Smanly> o/
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#317 [04:54] <ezector> is the 'Failed to login: bad login' error because of minecrafts login servers being down?
#318 [04:54] <DiskDaemon> That's right
#319 [04:54] <DiskDaemon> You can maintain a watch on the health of the login server over at http://help.mojang.com/
#320 [04:54] <ezector> ok, thankyou, i thought it might be it forgot im premium or something
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#323 [04:58] <Smanly> !login
#324 [04:58] <Smanly> Oh
#325 [04:58] <Smanly> Wat.
#326 [04:58] <Smanly> Must just be overloaded.
#327 [05:00] <DiskDaemon> login servers are back up and operational now
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#329 [05:05] <Smanly> Hooray!
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#333 [05:10] <Manganime30> hey guys, minecraft logins back up
#334 [05:10] <Manganime30> just so u know
#335 [05:10] <DiskDaemon> thanks
#336 [05:10] <DiskDaemon> they came back 11 minutes ago :)
#337 [05:12] <Matthais> Still can't connect :(
#338 [05:12] <Smanly> !login
#339 [05:12] <Matthais> Hmmm...
#340 [05:12] <Matthais> Worked fine for me last night.
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#342 [05:14] <Matthais> Any ideas? Magic Launcher just gives a generic "Error connecting to server" message
#343 [05:14] <Matthais> !login
#344 [05:14] <Matthais> :o\
#345 [05:15] <DiskDaemon> Matthais: What does the minecraft.exe launcher have to say about your attempt to login?
#346 [05:15] <Matthais> Ah, nevermind
#347 [05:16] <Matthais> It's because I just migrated to a Mojang account and apparently need to use my e-mail rather than my username now
#348 [05:16] <Matthais> apologies for my ignorance
#349 [05:16] <DiskDaemon> aha
#350 [05:16] <Matthais> strange it didn't give a "login credentials are incorrect" message though
#351 [05:16] <Matthais> The vanilla launcher gave me the right error message
#352 [05:25] <zen> Probably because magic launcher is too kazy to bother with that stuff
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#354 [05:28] <Smanly> It normally gives me the correct error.
#355 [05:29] <zen> Well yesterday Tobias made a change to the login servers adding a bit of extra data (that broke the multiMC logins) it's probably just getting confused by that
#356 [05:29] <DiskDaemon> I am migrated and I can configm that magic launcher just says "error connecting to server" when I try to use my username instead of my password
#357 [05:29] <DiskDaemon> Moral of the story, use vanilla for troubleshooting ;)
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#360 [05:33] <Smanly> Lol, yeah.
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#362 [05:38] <MythicalNoobish> Hello
#363 [05:39] <MythicalNoobish> Can you please help me with this error? http://pastebin.com/wfKzH7WY
#364 [05:39] <MythicalNoobish> I tryed #risucraft but they didnt answer
#365 [05:39] <DiskDaemon> MythicalNoobish: Sorry, we don't help with mods in this channel
#366 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> ?? mds
#367 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> ?? mods
#368 [05:40] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#369 [05:40] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#370 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> MythicalNoobish: I do hear though that #direwolf20 is the place for mod related stuff though
#371 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> or, #minecraftforge for forge-specific stuff
#372 [05:41] <MythicalNoobish> ok thank you
#373 [05:41] <zen> Just don't act like a noob in #minecraftforge, they expect you to know what you are doing there
#374 [05:42] <MythicalNoobish> Yea i'm not a noob just a random name :P
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#383 [06:09] <DiskDaemon> I haven't seen amyone mention this yet, but Jeb tweeted recently about why someone couldn't run minecraft - https://twitter.com/jeb_/status/224841403967078400
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#385 [06:11] <zen> I saw that :p
#386 [06:12] <Smanly> Lol
#387 [06:12] <MCmania> DiskDaemon thats pretty funny haha
#388 [06:13] <Smanly> "Minecraft is broken!"
#389 [06:13] <Smanly> "I cant run it! pls hlp!"
#390 [06:13] <zen> btw this was the thing that broke MMC https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/233217784597856257
#391 [06:13] <Smanly> What is MMC?
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#393 [06:14] <MCmania> i just signed in to my account though, so it cant be broken
#394 [06:14] <Smanly> found it.
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#396 [06:15] <zen> MCmania, does the tweet not say that he issues a pull request to fix it? this was yesterday
#397 [06:15] <MCmania> ohhh alright
#398 [06:18] <ika> morning all:)
#399 [06:18] <ika> This week I'm home with the kid, and we are having problems logging in at morning hours. Never had such problems before, nor we have any problem logging in later of the day.
#400 [06:19] <ika> I would like to ask if this is because of my ISP, or it's something with the account server at Mojang.
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#402 [06:19] <DiskDaemon> Currently the login servers were down while an update occurred
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#406 [06:19] <DiskDaemon> They seem to be back up now
#407 [06:19] <zen> Yes you should be able to login fine now
#408 [06:20] <ika> +DiskDaemon, thanks for the reply. Yes we are ok now, but this is happening every morning since mondey or so.. so it's not my ISP then:)
#409 [06:20] <ika> monday*
#410 [06:20] <DiskDaemon> It has been 3 days in a row that they've gone down, which hasn't been pleasent to deal with
#411 [06:20] <zen> No there have been problems when they start the database backup where the servers start acting up
#412 [06:20] <Angostura> I'm getting 'User Not Premium' when trying to log in for demo access for the first time - known issue?
#413 [06:21] <DiskDaemon> Demo currently isn't available unless a premium user has downloaded the game on your own machine
#414 [06:21] <ika> +DiskDaemon, zen: ok, I'm not complaining... I'm sure it will get fixed as soon as possible:) Thanks and keep up the good work.
#415 [06:21] <ika> bye
#416 [06:23] <Angostura> DiskDaemon: I'd like to suggest to someone that they actually note that somewhere on the site, rather than having people try to troubleshoot for an hour with a couple of inpatient kids hanging over their shoulder - any ideas of a suitable e-mail?
#417 [06:24] <zen> Unfortunately no one can confirm if anyone has the problem, for all we know there could be people on the demo fine, but we only ever see the people with the problems
#418 [06:24] <DiskDaemon> There is help.mojang.com, which gives you a live update on the status of the servers. Is that good enough?
#419 [06:24] <DiskDaemon> You get to help.mojang.com from the minecraft.net website by clicking the HELP link in the top menu.
#420 [06:25] <legoracer> Angostura: I recall seeing a demo download link on the main page of minecraft.net. Is that what you tried?
#421 [06:26] <Angostura> DiskDaemon: The status page (which I checked) tells me that "all is good"
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#423 [06:26] <Angostura> legoracer: Yes, that's the link that I followed to download and register
#424 [06:26] <Angostura> \
#425 [06:27] <DiskDaemon> Yes, all is good there now
#426 [06:27] <TZhussain> !paid TZhussain
#427 [06:27] <TZhussain> man
#428 [06:27] <Angostura> DiskDaemon: Apart from the fact that the demo system is apparently unavailable - not worth mentioning?
#429 [06:29] <DiskDaemon> Angostura: You mean, as the very first point on the version history page? http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Version_history
#430 [06:34] <Angostura> DiskDaemon: Really? There's front page instructions on how to download and set up a demo, there are instructions, with no indication that 'This doesn't work' and I'm meant to guess that I should look at a version wiki on an entirely different domain to guess that it gives an indication that the demo won't work? Oh - and by the way - the words 'User Not Premium' do not appear on that page.
#431 [06:34] <DiskDaemon> No they don't. I can only hope that mojang plan to fix things up in time
#432 [06:35] <Angostura> DiskDaemon: So is there any way to contact Mojang, to suggest adding the words Currently Unavailable to the front page Demo link?
#433 [06:36] <DiskDaemon> Mojang stat that they pay very careful attention to the minecraftwiki.net site, especially the bugs pages
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#435 [06:36] <DiskDaemon> *state
#436 [06:39] <DiskDaemon> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/409117-where-can-i-view-or-submit-bugs-
#437 [06:40] <DiskDaemon> Angostura: I hope that helps in some way
#438 [06:41] <Angostura> Thanks matwe
#439 [06:42] <legoracer> Angostura: Since the demo is out of the question for the time being, the only other thing I can suggest it finding a good "let's play" series on youtube. If you can find one that features a "vanilla" (meaning unmodified) version of Minecraft, it should give you a good idea of what the game is like.
#440 [06:42] <DiskDaemon> Any suggestions, such as Paul Soares Jr, EthosLab, etc...?
#441 [06:45] <legoracer> unfortunately, I don't have any suggestions to offer regarding who to watch. I've never really been interested in "let's play" videos since I prefer to actually play the game rather than watch someone else do it
#442 [06:46] <DiskDaemon> reddit.com/r/minecraft can be a good place to see what people are up to with it as well
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#444 [06:53] <Angostura> Yeh - I don't think my 8 year old girl is really interested in watching videos - just trying it out. Which appears to be a no-no. Never mind, we'll go and play in the park. She'll probably ave forgotten about it by tomorrow
#445 [06:54] <DiskDaemon> Good plan - playing outside is healthy.
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#447 [07:10] <rymate1234> guys
#448 [07:10] <rymate1234> can someone explain to me how I getter better FPS on one texture pack
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#450 [07:10] <rymate1234> and another I get worse
#451 [07:11] <DiskDaemon> get better hardware for a better framerate?
#452 [07:11] <zen> Well if one is a larger size than the other?
#453 [07:12] <DiskDaemon> Oh, you're wanting to know why one texture pack causes a difference in framerate while another doesn't. HD ones can result in that
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#455 [07:20] <rymate1234> AH
#456 [07:20] <rymate1234> that might be why lol
#457 [07:20] <rymate1234> I wish I had a better laptop :<
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#459 [07:25] <DiskDaemon> rymate1234L Does your laptop have switchable graphics?
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#465 [08:07] <blitzkreig> I am having a problem with my minecraft client in both single player and multiplayer modes - when I move with the wasd keys and then move the mouse it is as if i moved the mouse 10x faster and farther then i actually did and it is either looking up or down and it goes in really fast circles...
#466 [08:08] <Calinou> blitzkreig, check your sensitvity setting in the options
#467 [08:08] <Calinou> what operating system?
#468 [08:08] <DiskDaemon> Are you using keyboard/mouse sharing software with multiple screens?
#469 [08:08] <blitzkreig> windows
#470 [08:08] <Calinou> if the mouse moves "smoothly", press F8 to disable mouse smoothing
#471 [08:08] <blitzkreig> i can turn it all the way down and it does not matter
#472 [08:09] <blitzkreig> i do have a keyboard mouse sharing software
#473 [08:09] <blitzkreig> i will disable it
#474 [08:10] <blitzkreig> thank you very much DiskDaemon i had forgotten that that software was installed - problem solved
#475 [08:11] <DiskDaemon> you're welcome :)
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#481 [08:30] <rdenison> I'm having no trouble logging in, but i can't connect to any multiplayer servers running 1.3.1 (My version). When I try connecting I just get "Internal exception: Java.net.SocketException: Connection reset." This never happened until I updated to 1.3.1. I have tried full reinstalls, disabling all Firewalls, running on a different connection yet I still get the same problem.
#482 [08:33] <tyteen4a03> rdenison: are you 100% sure the server is running 1.3.1? because it looks like it's not
#483 [08:33] <rdenison> Yes
#484 [08:33] <Calinou> it probably isn't then
#485 [08:34] <tyteen4a03> rdenison: Can you give us the IP of the server?
#486 [08:35] <tyteen4a03> nevermind
#487 [08:36] <rdenison> 178.33.238.111:25647
#488 [08:37] <tyteen4a03> rdenison: The server is not upgraded to 1.3
#489 [08:37] <rdenison> My bad, I got told it was >.>
#490 [08:37] <rdenison> sorry for wasting your time
#491 [08:38] <tyteen4a03> rdenison: no problem, 99% of the time you see this error it's about game version mismatch
#492 [08:45] <Calinou> highfive bash for being better than zsh!
#493 [08:45] <tyteen4a03> Calinou: oh you
#494 [08:46] <Moose> Calinou: yup
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#508 [10:03] <Micmager> well that's a relief
#509 [10:04] <Micmager> I thought I'd been hacked
#510 [10:05] <Andrio> Good to not get hacked, isn't it?
#511 [10:11] <cooki> How about being the hacker
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#513 [10:16] <Kamakazi> anyone actually here?
#514 [10:17] <Andrio> I'm here
#515 [10:17] <Micmager> I would have to agree that it's good not to be hacked
#516 [10:17] <Kamakazi> have you ever had a problem downloading the .exe or .jar files from the minecraft.net website?
#517 [10:18] <Micmager> and I share the notion that anyone who actually does hack anyone else has never had to provide for themselves or anyone else in their life.
#518 [10:19] <Kamakazi> my computer keeps telling me that it can't download those files, but it will download any other files i try.
#519 [10:22] <Micmager> That's odd
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#521 [10:23] <Kamakazi> i've tried disabling my firewall, windows defender is already off and i have no antivirus to block it.
#522 [10:23] <Kamakazi> turned off smart screen filter as well, currently running windows 7 if that helps at all
#523 [10:23] <Calinou> Kamakazi, do you have AVG? if so disable the link scanner module
#524 [10:24] <Calinou> get a real browser too - this means, any browser that is not internet exploder.
#525 [10:24] <Kamakazi> i don't think i have avg, would i just search my add remove programs for it?
#526 [10:24] <Calinou> yeah...
#527 [10:24] <Kamakazi> 1 sec
#528 [10:24] <Calinou> you don't have to uninstall it - just disable the link scanner module
#529 [10:25] <Kamakazi> don't have AVG
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#531 [10:28] <Micmager> any idea when the login problems started?
#532 [10:28] <Calinou> !login
#533 [10:28] <Calinou> this morning...
#534 [10:28] <Kamakazi> i can log in no problem
#535 [10:28] <Micmager> I'm just happy I haven't been hacked
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#537 [10:29] <Micmager> because I won my account in a giveaway and I have no idea how I'd get the password changed without the orignal email
#538 [10:29] <Calinou> ^ if your email gets hacked
#539 [10:30] <Kamakazi> so...no avg...and still having the problem that i can't dowload any of the minecraft files from minecraft.net
#540 [10:31] <Micmager> there may be an issue with said files coinciding with the login issues
#541 [10:31] <Calinou> Kamakazi, why? any reason?
#542 [10:31] * Calinou slaps mojang for not putting their .exe/.jar in .zips
#542 [10:32] <Kamakazi> no idea
#543 [10:32] * Calinou slaps mollstam
#543 [10:32] <Kamakazi> it hasn't always been this way but it started about....3 or 4 months ago i think?
#544 [10:33] <Kamakazi> i get a little yellow box at the bottom of the screen asking if i want to save the file or cancel.
#545 [10:33] <Kamakazi> if i try to save it then it tells me the file could not be downloaded.
#546 [10:34] <Kamakazi> and doesn't give me any information as to why
#547 [10:35] <zen> Kamakazi, don't use internet explorer
#548 [10:35] <Kamakazi> why?
#549 [10:36] <Calinou> Kamakazi, because it's evil. ;)
#550 [10:36] <Kamakazi> ....and?
#551 [10:36] <Micmager> and it's not good
#552 [10:36] <Calinou> - it's not open source
#553 [10:36] <Micmager> and it's not good
#554 [10:36] <Calinou> - it's made by microsoft's evil guys, who think any and all .exes are unsafe
#555 [10:36] <zen> Because it's poor, get chrome or firefox fast, works better, nicer to use, just generally better
#556 [10:36] <Kamakazi> i haven't seen anything else that's actually better
#557 [10:36] <Calinou> - it's behind tecnically
#558 [10:36] <Calinou> Kamakazi, heard of firefox, chrome and such?
#559 [10:37] <Kamakazi> yes
#560 [10:37] <Micmager> and it's not good
#561 [10:37] <Kamakazi> they all have their issues too
#562 [10:37] <Micmager> I think you're missing the most valid point
#563 [10:37] <Micmager> IE isn't good
#564 [10:37] <Kamakazi> neither is windows 7
#565 [10:37] <Kamakazi> i prefer xp
#566 [10:38] <zen> Internet explorer is good for one thing, installing chrome or firefox, and if you are lucky your PC will come with a program that will do that for you
#567 [10:38] <Micmager> I used xp for about 6 years and when I got my new pc it came preloaded with win7 premium and I haven't swapped back since
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#569 [10:38] <Kamakazi> when you can explain to me that IE is the reason i can't download a file from one specific site than i will get one of the others
#570 [10:39] <Kamakazi> i hate win 7
#571 [10:39] <zen> 7 is great, has some drawbacks, i'll happily use XP but if i had the choice i'd choose 7, and if i could i would use linux
#572 [10:39] <Kamakazi> i only use it cause the new stuff isn't supported by xp
#573 [10:39] <Kamakazi> i have games that you can't play on win 7
#574 [10:40] <Kamakazi> cause the compatibility function doesn't actually work properly. but that's not the issue of why i'm here
#575 [10:40] <zen> I ran doom from 1994 on windows 7 using a dos emulator, so that isn't true
#576 [10:41] <zen> Which game btw?
#577 [10:41] <Kamakazi> that's a dos emulator, not window's built in compatibility program
#578 [10:41] <Kamakazi> Star Trek Armada is the first that comes to mind
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#580 [10:41] <Kamakazi> i had to use dos-box to play warcraft
#581 [10:42] <Kamakazi> the first one
#582 [10:42] <Kamakazi> but again that's not why i'm here
#583 [10:42] <Kamakazi> i'm here because for some reason unknown to me i can no longer download any of the files from the minecraft.net site
#584 [10:42] <Kamakazi> started several months ago
#585 [10:43] <zen> You are still ignoring our advice though, get another browser and try that
#586 [10:43] <Calinou> zen, same thing for windows :P
#587 [10:43] <Calinou> good for installing linux, but ideally, your PC will not have any OS
#588 [10:43] <Calinou> *_*
#589 [10:44] <Kamakazi> expalin to me why that would work when the first time i downloaded the game was with IE.
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#591 [10:44] <Calinou> zen, doom has been ported to windows natively since long time ago, why use dosbox? :P
#592 [10:45] <zen> Calinou, i don't use dosbox :p i said emulator er something off skulltag to load the .wad file
#593 [10:45] <Kamakazi> i said dosbox for warcraft
#594 [10:45] * zen is now downloading star trek armarda 2 to test Kamakazi's theory
#594 [10:46] <Kamakazi> not 2
#595 [10:46] <Kamakazi> the first one
#596 [10:46] <zen> -.-, they were released a year apart they will act the same
#597 [10:46] <Kamakazi> no
#598 [10:46] <Kamakazi> they wont
#599 [10:46] <Kamakazi> there was a fix released for the first one to allow it to run on xp
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#601 [10:47] <Kamakazi> otherwise the text was all screwed up
#602 [10:47] <Kamakazi> and some of the stuff you couldn't click on, made the game almost impossible to play, but it would start up.
#603 [10:47] <slowfi> armada or armarda?
#604 [10:47] <Kamakazi> armada
#605 [10:47] <Kamakazi> my spelling is bad
#606 [10:48] <Kamakazi> apparently so is zen's
#607 [10:48] <zen> Armada but i'm british so my brain says it should be armarda
#608 [10:48] <Kamakazi> lol
#609 [10:50] <zen> I have lemmings revolution in front of me from 2000, that runs fine on windows 7 :p
#610 [10:50] <Kamakazi> Star trek armada 2 was released for the windows xp platform
#611 [10:50] <Kamakazi> star trek armada had some issues with it for a reason i don't know
#612 [10:50] <Kamakazi> it was a friend that helped me find the fix for it in the first place
#613 [10:51] <zen> Which a ptach subsequently fixed to work on XP should have loaded fine, and lemmings being 2000 would be millenium platfrom :p
#614 [10:51] <Kamakazi> was not an official patch
#615 [10:51] <Kamakazi> armada 2 had already been released by then
#616 [10:52] <zen> Fine it was a 3rd part port of it either how
#617 [10:52] <Kamakazi> .....okay?
#618 [10:53] <zen> You should try download via another browser to rule your problem out
#619 [10:53] <Kamakazi> and how is another browser going to work with the one i've always used?
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#621 [10:54] <mhall> hey guys
#622 [10:54] <Kamakazi> i noticce that they usually don't play well on other peoples computers
#623 [10:54] <Kamakazi> hey
#624 [10:54] <mhall> can someone help me with port forwarding
#625 [10:54] <mhall> ?
#626 [10:54] <Kamakazi> not me
#627 [10:54] <zen> mhall, what's your router brand and model?
#628 [10:55] <zen> Kamakazi, honestly just try another browser even if you return to IE after
#629 [10:55] <mhall> netgear cgd24g
#630 [10:57] <Kamakazi> okay, this may sound stupid, but how do i get the english version of their webpage?
#631 [10:57] <zen> mhall, http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Netgear/CGD24G/Minecraft_Server.htm
#632 [10:57] <Kamakazi> for firefox or google?
#633 [10:58] <zen> google.com ?
#634 [10:58] <mhall> i did that and it deosnt really tell me anything
#635 [10:58] <mhall> can someone try connecting to my server?
#636 [10:58] <Kamakazi> it takes me to the german version of google
#637 [10:58] <zen> !check cpe-69-205-18-187.nycap.res.rr.com
#638 [10:58] <Kamakazi> sadly, i just arrived in germany two days ago
#639 [10:59] <zen> Kamakazi, try .co.uk
#640 [10:59] <zen> mhall, nope not working honestly that dite is the best easiest to follow thing
#641 [10:59] <zen> it would take me ages to explain everything
#642 [10:59] <zen> You know the internal IP address of the machine you are running your server on?
#643 [11:00] <Kamakazi> thx zen
#644 [11:00] <mhall> oh i never made a static ip address
#645 [11:00] <oldtopman> Kamakazi: portforward.com redirects you to google?
#646 [11:00] <Kamakazi> lol no
#647 [11:00] <oldtopman> oderp
#648 [11:00] * oldtopman turns IRC colors back on
#648 [11:01] <Kamakazi> google.com redirects me to the german version
#649 [11:01] <zen> oldtopman, google.com send Kamakazi to google.de
#650 [11:01] <oldtopman> Kamakazi: Try using hidemyass.com as an american proxy
#651 [11:02] <Kamakazi> what?
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#653 [11:03] <zen> Proxy site to make google think you are in america
#654 [11:05] <Kamakazi> .....umm, .co.uk worked just fine for me to get english
#655 [11:06] <Kamakazi> okay, so i concede that IE sucks, google chrome let me download the file
#656 [11:06] * zen pokes Calinou
#656 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> Kamakazi: congraulations on realizing this fact
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#658 [11:09] <Calinou> high five zen :3
#659 [11:09] <zen> o/
#660 [11:09] <Kamakazi> thx guys, have fun
#661 [11:10] <mhall> can someone try to connect to my server
#662 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> mhall: IP please?
#663 [11:11] <mhall> 69.205.18.187
#664 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> !check 69.205.18.187
#665 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> mhall: nope
#666 [11:12] <mhall> ok so my static ip is 195.162.140 and my running ip is 69.205.18.187 so do i port forward the 140 or the 187
#667 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Wait what?
#668 [11:13] <mhall> tyteen did you do 69.205.18.187or 69.205.18.187:25565
#669 [11:13] <zen> mhall, that stacic isn't long enough
#670 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> mhall: AuBot automatically checks the 25565 port
#671 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> !check cpe-69-205-18-187.nycap.res.rr.com
#672 [11:13] <zen> it should be 192.168.1.140 lol
#673 [11:13] <zen> not 195
#674 [11:13] <mhall> oh my bad it 192.168.0.150
#675 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Is that your computer's internal IP address?
#676 [11:14] <mhall> no its 69.205.18.187
#677 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> mhall: No, your internal IP starts with 192.168, what you just said is your external IP
#678 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> mhall: check your port forwarding settings to make sure you didn't mess that up
#679 [11:15] <mhall> oh ok well i i have my portforwarding set up with my staic ip
#680 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> mhall: It's Internal IP, not static IP
#681 [11:16] <mhall> they said i need a static ip address to forwrd on my router
#682 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> mhall: If you get the glossary messed up, you probably have an incorrect port forwarding setting
#683 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> mhall: where did you get this information from?
#684 [11:17] <mhall> http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Netgear/CGD24G/Minecraft_Server.htm
#685 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Disregard what they say on "static IP"
#686 [11:19] <mhall> well my internal ip address is 192.168.0.14 and when i was forwarding that it was saying it was already in use and wouldnt let me forward teh port
#687 [11:19] <tyteen4a03> mhall: firstly go back to the port forwarding page in your router, and tell me all records
#688 [11:20] <mhall> crap before i was blocking the port not forwarding it
#689 [11:20] <mhall> but there is not portforwarding records there
#690 [11:20] <mhall> i go to set up the 192.168.
#691 [11:20] <mhall> 192.168.0.150 and it sayts invalid port port in use
#692 [11:20] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Open command prompt, type "ipconfig"
#693 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Tell me every IPv4 Address entry you have
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#696 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> mhall: They are usually above another entry called "Subnet mask", in case you can't find it
#697 [11:21] <mhall> 192.168.0.150
#698 [11:21] <tyteen4a03> mhall: any other?
#699 [11:21] <mhall> no
#700 [11:22] <mhall> i have a default gateway of 192.168.0.1
#701 [11:22] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Did you apply anything that is said here? http://portforward.com/networking/static-win7.htm
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#703 [11:22] <jk340> Hi Newbie - need help. Bought 1.2.5 got virus did reinstall of OS now have 1.3.1 - Question: I want 1.2.5 is there a way to do this?
#704 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> jk340 oldversions
#705 [11:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> jk340 oldversion
#706 [11:23] <VoxelHead> jk340: (oldversion) The only legal way to obtain old versions, other than having your own backups, is using the MCNostalgia tool which applies binary patches to the .jar. It can be found here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/800346-tool-mcnostalgia-201/
#707 [11:24] <jk340> I dont have any of the 1.2.5 files how do I solve that issue?
#708 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> jk340: Firstly you download the 1.3.1 exe file and run it once, then use the MCNostalgia tool, it will help you revert back to 1.2.5 (you don't need to have the old versions' files for this to work)
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#710 [11:27] <mhall> can any1 use team viewer and help me lol
#711 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> mhall: sure, type /query tyteen4a03 <information here>
#712 [11:28] <tyteen4a03> into the IRC window
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#714 [11:28] <mhall> in the what?
#715 [11:28] <Necrodoom> mhall: where you just typed "in the what?"
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#717 [11:31] <mhall> k sent
#718 [11:34] <mhall> tyteen?
#719 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> mhall: I'm there
#720 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Since latency makes me unable to do anything, click on the PortForward.com application window
#721 [11:37] <jk340> thank you
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#723 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> !check cpe-69-205-18-187.nycap.res.rr.com
#724 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> mhall_: Settings are now set, you can now give out your IP to friends who want to play
#725 [11:40] <mhall_> will you try to connect for me?
#726 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> !check cpe-69-205-18-187.nycap.res.rr.com
#727 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> mhall_: ^
#728 [11:41] <mhall_> so you could connect?
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#730 [11:42] <flabbergaster> hello?
#731 [11:42] <mhall_> thanks so muhc
#732 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> mhall_: No problem
#733 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Yes?
#734 [11:43] <flabbergaster> well
#735 [11:43] <flabbergaster> this is a question about my recent server
#736 [11:43] <flabbergaster> for the past few days i've been able to easily connect to my server
#737 [11:43] <flabbergaster> i have already port forwarded it
#738 [11:43] <flabbergaster> however
#739 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> ??> flabbergaster do/,
#740 [11:44] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (do/,) The Enter key is not a comma. Please don't flood the channel with many many lines of just two or three words each. Learn how to use complete sentences, and commas.
#741 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: AuBot is really sentitive about a lot of lines
#742 [11:44] <flabbergaster> today, my server started to show up as undetected
#743 [11:44] <flabbergaster> sorry lol :P
#744 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> no problem
#745 [11:44] <flabbergaster> i have checked to make sure that my ports are still forwarded
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#747 [11:45] <flabbergaster> yet with the same ip ive been using for the past few days
#748 [11:45] <flabbergaster> i cannot connectt
#749 [11:45] <Nathan2055> Anybody here who can help me?
#750 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> ??> Nathan2055 ask
#751 [11:45] <VoxelHead> Nathan2055: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#752 [11:45] <VoxelHead> Nathan2055: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#753 [11:45] <Nathan2055> flabbergaster: There has been server issues over the past few days.
#754 [11:45] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Is the server on the same machine as your client?
#755 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: He is not talking about login servers
#756 [11:46] <flabbergaster> no it isnt
#757 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: So the server is remote from the client?
#758 [11:46] <Nathan2055> Okay, I've been having a persistence issue with my world recently.
#759 [11:46] <flabbergaster> and i am talking about fully online servers
#760 [11:46] <flabbergaster> and my server is connected to the same internet as my client
#761 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: like Minecraft hostings? Fully online servers can mean a lot of things
#762 [11:46] <flabbergaster> well
#763 [11:46] <flabbergaster> as in not lan
#764 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: So let me get this straight: your client and your server are in the same LAN?
#765 [11:47] <flabbergaster> yes
#766 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: which IP did you use to connect?
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#768 [11:48] <Merpanator100> Why is my skin steve?
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#770 [11:48] <flabbergaster> i have been using for the past few days the external ip
#771 [11:48] <Nathan2055> It's like there are multiple instances. I do something, save and quit, and reload, and I'm in a different instance. I save and reload a few times and I find my self in different instances each time.
#772 [11:48] <Nathan2055> What do I do?
#773 [11:48] <tyteen4a03> Merpanator100: because you haven't changed your skin
#774 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: do you know how to check the internal IP of a computer?
#775 [11:49] <Merpanator100> No i changed my sin yesterday
#776 [11:49] <Nathan2055> ??> skin
#777 [11:49] <flabbergaster> yes
#778 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: ??> user faq
#779 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: check if your server's ip is consistent with the port forwarding screen
#780 [11:50] <flabbergaster> ok
#781 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Or, connect with your internal IP first to see if it's not a server problem
#782 [11:50] <millis116> hey i need help, it says i cant connect to minecraft for the past week and nothing should be wrong cuz i can play in browser
#783 [11:50] <Nathan2055> Merpantor100: There is an issue with skins in this update, you may have to reupload your skin.
#784 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: he's gone
#785 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: as for your issue, I'm afraid I have no idea
#786 [11:50] <Nathan2055> millis116: There have been auth.minecraft.net server issues, please be patient.
#787 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> millis116: Has it ever worked?
#788 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> !login
#789 [11:51] <millis116> yes it has :/
#790 [11:51] <Nathan2055> What is your username for Minecraft.
#791 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: if you want to check if they are usable, consult !login, it's the quickest way
#792 [11:51] <millis116> millis116
#793 [11:51] <millis116> how do i do that?
#794 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> ??> millis116 only/you
#795 [11:51] <VoxelHead> millis116: (only/you) Moved to irc/multitasking
#796 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> !paid millis116
#797 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> ??< error/cantconnect
#798 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> millis116: Make sure your security softwares are all turned off, like Windows Firewall
#799 [11:52] <Nathan2055> ??< irc/multitasking
#800 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> ??< irc/multitasking
#801 [11:53] <Nathan2055> ??< error/cantconnect
#802 [11:53] <millis116> all my firewalls are off
#803 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> millis116: Does your windows username have special characters in it?
#804 [11:53] <Nathan2055> ?? !
#805 [11:53] <Nathan2055> :!
#806 [11:54] <millis116> no?
#807 [11:54] <Nathan2055> Grr, WugBot had a link to the special characters patch/
#808 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> ??< win/!
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#810 [11:54] <Nathan2055> millis116: What is your Windows username?
#811 [11:54] <Nathan2055> ??< win/!
#812 [11:54] <millis116> the account name or the pc name?
#813 [11:54] <Nathan2055> Account name.
#814 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> millis116: PC Username
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#816 [11:55] <millis116> one sec lemme find it
#817 [11:55] <flabbergaster> my ports are identical to my ipv4
#818 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: So the entries are consistent, ok
#819 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: can you connect to the server via the internal IP?
#820 [11:56] <flabbergaster> i can try
#821 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> ??< index
#822 [11:57] <Nathan2055> flabbergaster: Wait, what version of Java do you have? Check in Add or Remove Programs.
#823 [11:57] <flabbergaster> i have java 7
#824 [11:57] <flabbergaster> version 5
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#826 [11:58] <flabbergaster> and i cannot connect using my internal ip
#827 [11:58] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Then it's the server computer's problem
#828 [11:58] <millis116> tyteen4a03: its B_Fresh's laptop
#829 [11:58] <tyteen4a03> ??> millis116 win/profile
#830 [11:58] <VoxelHead> millis116: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#831 [11:58] <VoxelHead> millis116: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#832 [11:59] <millis116> ok
#833 [11:59] <flabbergaster> so what could be the problem because it was working perfectly fine yesterday
#834 [11:59] <flabbergaster> i will say that i did change the minecraft server.exe to the jar
#835 [11:59] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Restart the machine, check if the server is actually turned on
#836 [11:59] <flabbergaster> but now the minecraftserver.exe wont work
#837 [12:00] <flabbergaster> ok
#838 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: how does it not work?
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#840 [12:01] <Nathan2055> flabbergaster: I know why it's broken!
#841 [12:01] <Nathan2055> Minecraft has issues with Java 7.
#842 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: unrelated
#843 [12:01] <Nathan2055> You need to uninstall that and get Java 6.
#844 [12:02] <Nathan2055> tyteen4a03: No, this solves 99% of problems with Minecraft.
#845 [12:02] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: When did you upgrad to java 7?
#846 [12:02] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: Not if the problem isn't the client itself
#847 [12:02] <flabbergaster> to answer your question about java
#848 [12:02] <flabbergaster> i upgraded before even creating the server
#849 [12:03] <Nathan2055> tyteen4a03: Actually, all machines need to be running Java 6.
#850 [12:03] <Nathan2055> For it to work.
#851 [12:03] <flabbergaster> minecraft was working fine
#852 [12:03] <flabbergaster> until today
#853 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: No, while it's highly recommended, Java 7 has received some successful reports
#854 [12:03] <Nathan2055> Like me.
#855 [12:03] <tyteen4a03> *while Java 6 is
#856 [12:03] <Nathan2055> I run Java 7, but it works because of my specific "computer genetics".
#857 [12:04] <cooki> There was a Java update today
#858 [12:04] <flabbergaster> after restarting the computer i still cannot reach my server
#859 [12:04] <Nathan2055> It's recommended by Mojang to run Java 6.
#860 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: restarting the server
#861 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> not the client
#862 [12:04] <flabbergaster> i did
#863 [12:04] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: However it's not a requirement, and the client is out of the question
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#865 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: how did you switch to Minecraft_Server.exe to minecraft_server.jar?
#866 [12:05] <Nathan2055> tyteen4a03: I know, but he should try it anyway.
#867 [12:05] <Brennan> hello
#868 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: hi
#869 [12:05] <flabbergaster> i started by simply replacing the exe with the jar
#870 [12:05] <flabbergaster> however when that didnt work
#871 [12:05] <Brennan> hi does anyone know a link to get java 6 64-bit?
#872 [12:05] <flabbergaster> i made a whole new server with the jar
#873 [12:06] <Nathan2055> Brennan: Yeah, hold for a momment.
#874 [12:06] <Brennan> ok thx
#875 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan getjava/6
#876 [12:06] <flabbergaster> and when that didnt work i reused the exe but it didnt work anymore
#877 [12:06] <Brennan> ya java 7 basicly broke my minecraft
#878 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan java/1.6
#879 [12:06] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/1.6) You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#880 [12:06] <Brennan> so i downgraded to java 6
#881 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> Nathan2055: it's the problem with the server, not the client, therefore switching to java 6 on the client doesn't solve the problem
#882 [12:07] <Brennan> 6? or 1.6? r they the same?
#883 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: They're the same
#884 [12:07] <Nathan2055> Brennan: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#885 [12:07] <Nathan2055> Going afk.
#886 [12:07] <Brennan> o ok
#887 [12:07] <millis116> nope it still doesnt work
#888 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: what is the command you used to launch the server?
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#890 [12:08] <flabbergaster> i didnt really use any commands
#891 [12:08] <flabbergaster> i just double clicked and it created all the files
#892 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Try creating another server in another folder, and see if you can connect to the new server
#893 [12:09] <tyteen4a03> hi Morrolan
#894 [12:09] <Morrolan> 'lo :D
#895 [12:10] <Brennan> yay it worked! thank u tyteen, nathan, and voxelhead
#896 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: No problem
#897 [12:10] <flabbergaster> creating another server doesnt fix it
#898 [12:10] <flabbergaster> it still wotn show up on my server lsit
#899 [12:10] <Brennan> bye
#900 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: And you cannot connect?
#901 [12:10] <flabbergaster> yes
#902 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: sure it's running on another port for clarity?
#903 [12:11] <flabbergaster> what do you mean
#904 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: the new server should be running on another port for clarity
#905 [12:12] <flabbergaster> so would i have to port forward a port other than 25565 and set that server to that port?
#906 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: No, just make sure it uses another port, then connect with the internal ip and the new port
#907 [12:13] <flabbergaster> ok
#908 [12:14] <flabbergaster> so in order to connect
#909 [12:14] <flabbergaster> would i have to enter the internal ip followed by :newport
#910 [12:14] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Yes
#911 [12:15] <flabbergaster> i still cannot connect
#912 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: did you change anything on the machine just before you started not being to connect?
#913 [12:15] <flabbergaster> i dont think so
#914 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> ??< irc/rules
#915 [12:16] <flabbergaster> but i did attempt to install a mod onto my server
#916 [12:16] <flabbergaster> thats why i changed to the jar
#917 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: your server's on Windows, I presume?
#918 [12:16] <flabbergaster> yes
#919 [12:16] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: did you create the new server with the exe or the jar?
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#921 [12:17] <Naikon> hello
#922 [12:17] <Naikon> how do i find the cords of a player on my minecraft server?
#923 [12:17] <Naikon> i am admin
#924 [12:17] <flabbergaster> i replaced the exe with the jar but then i tried making a new server with the jar and exe and neither worked
#925 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: turn on taskmgr and see if there are any ghost instances of java.exe or javaw.exe
#926 [12:18] <tyteen4a03> Naikon: Are you on bukkit?
#927 [12:19] <flabbergaster> i am seeing one javaw
#928 [12:19] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: end it
#929 [12:19] <Naikon> yes tyuteenm
#930 [12:19] <Naikon> and i have worldedit installed
#931 [12:19] <flabbergaster> that javaw is the server itself i think
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#933 [12:19] <tyteen4a03> Naikon: go to #bukkit for help
#934 [12:20] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: the new server I asked you to start?
#935 [12:20] <flabbergaster> yes
#936 [12:21] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: OK, hang on
#937 [12:22] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: just to let you know the current situation: right now I can't determine if the connection is blocked or the server didn't start itself correctly
#938 [12:22] <flabbergaster> and what can we do to find out?
#939 [12:23] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: right now my ideas that you can check are viruses and antiviruses
#940 [12:23] <flabbergaster> what would i be checking
#941 [12:23] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: do you have an antivirus on your server?
#942 [12:23] <flabbergaster> i do on the machine
#943 [12:24] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: On the server?
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#945 [12:24] <tyteen4a03> please clarify your vocabulary so I don't get computers mixed up
#946 [12:24] <MS1> The webpage where you enter CC details in not secure????
#947 [12:24] <tyteen4a03> MS1: Ignore the warning
#948 [12:24] <flabbergaster> i have an antivirus that is installed onto the computer
#949 [12:24] <tyteen4a03> MS1: Also make sure you're using PayPal
#950 [12:25] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: uh... please specify the "client" (which is where you play Minecraft) or the "server" (which is the Minecraft server machine) or else I get mixed up
#951 [12:25] <MS1> It dosent give option of using paypal :( there is no https either
#952 [12:25] <flabbergaster> the server machine
#953 [12:25] <Nathan2055|away> MS1: It is secure. There is just no HTTPS.
#954 [12:25] <tyteen4a03> MS1: make sure your region is United States, then try again with PayPal
#955 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Try turning it off
#956 [12:26] <flabbergaster> ok
#957 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: meanwhile, keep the test server on and continue testing if the connection worked
#958 [12:26] <Mostro> hi all i have some trouble with my 1.3.1 client, because every mod don't work, for example optifine installation it easy, ( open minecraf.jar / delete meta inf folder / copi mod files and play ) but don't work. Please help me
#959 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> ??> Mostro mods
#960 [12:26] <VoxelHead> Mostro: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#961 [12:26] <VoxelHead> Mostro: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#962 [12:26] <VoxelHead> Mostro: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
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#965 [12:27] <Nathan2055|away> Mostro: Try #mcp-modding
#966 [12:28] <MS1> Sorted, thanks for the help
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#968 [12:28] <flabbergaster> turning off the antivirus doesnt solve anything
#969 [12:28] <Brennan> hello again
#970 [12:29] <Brennan> is there someone there?
#971 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: hi
#972 [12:29] <Brennan> hi
#973 [12:29] <Brennan> um, the 64-bit java broke my minecraft like java 7 does
#974 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: How did it break your minecraft?
#975 [12:29] <Brennan> it basicly blocks minecraft.net
#976 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Username please?
#977 [12:30] <Brennan> bweagles
#978 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> !paid bweagles
#979 [12:30] <Brennan> ?
#980 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Have you ever used a pirated version of Minecraft?
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#982 [12:30] <Brennan> no ive used minecraft, minecraft in browser while my minecraft was broken and tekkit
#983 [12:30] <Brennan> but thats it
#984 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: do you know of any port cheker tool that allow servers to run so the outside can check whether a connection can be established?
#985 [12:31] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: and by saying "Minecraft.net is blocked", what do you mean?
#986 [12:31] <Mostro> thx
#987 [12:31] <vansrslw> Hey I have a problem where my minecraft freezes at random times whil Im playing, and wont start back up?
#988 [12:31] <vansrslw> Anyone know how to fix it
#989 [12:31] <vansrslw> ?
#990 [12:32] <tyteen4a03> vansrslw: Has it worked fine before? when did you buy this computer?
#991 [12:32] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Err, http://canyouseeme.org would be one.
#992 [12:32] <vansrslw> It worked fine until I updated to 1.3
#993 [12:32] <Morrolan> Oh, wait, I missunderstood.
#994 [12:32] <Morrolan> You want something which runs server-sided?
#995 [12:32] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: yes
#996 [12:32] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: yes
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#998 [12:32] <Morrolan> Easiest solution is to have something listening on that port, and then use a web-based tool like that one.
#999 [12:33] <Morrolan> But I wouldn't know of any "all in one" solution, which provides a server and client.
#1000 [12:33] <Brennan> well, about a week ago randomly my minecraft wouldnt connect to minecraft.net while my brother could and all my friends could, and i spent about an hour in the chat yesterday and finnaly figured out that it was my new java: java 7, so i deleted that and used java 6 but thats only 32-bit and my minecraft keeps running out of memeory
#1001 [12:33] <flabbergaster> im assuming this has to do with me lol
#1002 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: but I'm not sure what I can use to listen stuff
#1003 [12:33] <Brennan> memory
#1004 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan win/hosts
#1005 [12:33] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1006 [12:33] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1007 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Yes :P
#1008 [12:33] <Brennan> voxel wait
#1009 [12:33] <flabbergaster> :PPPPP
#1010 [12:33] <Brennan> we did this yesterday
#1011 [12:33] <vansrslw> So no one can help me?
#1012 [12:33] <Brennan> lol
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#1014 [12:33] <Brennan> you said it wasnt my hosts
#1015 [12:33] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - A google search for "tool to listen on port" brought up http://www.allscoop.com/tcp-listen.php and http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/utility/portlistener/
#1016 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> vansrslw: You haven't answered my second question yet
#1017 [12:34] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: I did?
#1018 [12:34] <Morrolan> (and a bunch of others, I assume atleast one of them will work)
#1019 [12:34] <Brennan> no voxel had my do wat he just said yesterday
#1020 [12:34] <vansrslw> The computer is fairly old but It is adequate, about 4 years old
#1021 [12:34] <Brennan> did u see wat voxel said?
#1022 [12:34] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: VoxelHead is a bot
#1023 [12:34] <Brennan> o lol
#1024 [12:34] <tyteen4a03> ??> vansrslw win/dxdiag/bat
#1025 [12:34] <VoxelHead> vansrslw: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#1026 [12:34] <VoxelHead> vansrslw: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
#1027 [12:34] <Brennan> well he/she had me try it
#1028 [12:34] <Brennan> but it wasnt my host
#1029 [12:35] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: got it, let's start again - has Minecraft ever worked before?
#1030 [12:35] <Brennan> yes many times, until a week ago cuz i upgraded to java 7
#1031 [12:35] <Brennan> yes many times, until a week ago cuz i upgraded to java 7
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#1033 [12:35] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan win/javara
#1034 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1035 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://singularlabs.com/software/javara/
#1036 [12:36] <Brennan> but apparently java 6 (64-bit) doesnt work now even though it did before
#1037 [12:36] <flabbergaster> so what should i do with those programs you brought up
#1038 [12:36] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Get this tool: http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/utility/portlistener/
#1039 [12:36] <Brennan> broken java instalations?
#1040 [12:36] <flabbergaster> and then?
#1041 [12:36] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Run it.. hang on, too many cases at once, just run it
#1042 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes, I suspect your java isn't correctly installed
#1043 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Follow the instructions given by Javara, then reinstall Java 6
#1044 [12:37] <Brennan> ok
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#1046 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Make sure you run it on the server though
#1047 [12:38] <Ronny_MrD> I need an adult, I need an adult!
#1048 [12:38] <Brennan> do i click search for updates?
#1049 [12:38] <flabbergaster> it is installed and im asssuming i have to choose port 25565?
#1050 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Yes?
#1051 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: No
#1052 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Search for updates? Where did you get this thing
#1053 [12:39] <Ronny_MrD> Video drivers failure etc.
#1054 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> Ronny_MrD win/dxdiag/bat
#1055 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#1056 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
#1057 [12:39] <Brennan> ? i downloaded javara
#1058 [12:39] <Ronny_MrD> Damn o_o
#1059 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Ah, just click Remover Older Versions
#1060 [12:39] <Brennan> ok
#1061 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Follow VoxelHead's instructions so we can futher help you
#1062 [12:39] <Ronny_MrD> Kk.
#1063 [12:39] <Ronny_MrD> I'm still shocked people use mIRC, damn.
#1064 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: I'm just too lazy to switch
#1065 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: and you use mIRC as well
#1066 [12:40] <Brennan> ok i removed older versions
#1067 [12:40] <Ronny_MrD> I host a bot for another server, thought this went out with the Nintendo 64,
#1068 [12:40] <flabbergaster> the program wont run unless i choose a port
#1069 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Now redownload Java 6 here:
#1070 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: choose any port over 10000
#1071 [12:40] <flabbergaster> ok
#1072 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Now redownload Java 6
#1073 [12:40] <Brennan> well minecraft seems to be working
#1074 [12:40] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan java/1.6
#1075 [12:40] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/1.6) You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#1076 [12:41] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: If it's working, then enjoy Minecraft ^^
#1077 [12:41] <flabbergaster> i randomly choose to listen on 24632
#1078 [12:41] <Brennan> i think its working, but it always works at first and then 10 mins later it doesnt so i might be back, but thx!
#1079 [12:41] <flabbergaster> woops
#1080 [12:41] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: OK, now make Minecraft connect to the server with port 24632
#1081 [12:42] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: No problem
#1082 [12:42] <flabbergaster> i meant 24362
#1083 [12:42] <Brennan> bye
#1084 [12:42] <flabbergaster> ok
#1085 [12:42] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: I didn't need to know anyways, you just need to connect to your server with your internal ip and this new port you picked
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#1087 [12:43] <Ronny_MrD> http://pastebin.com/H2jLgkvM
#1088 [12:43] <Ronny_MrD> Expires in an hour so be gentle.
#1089 [12:43] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: I can send it to archive.org :P
#1090 [12:43] <Ronny_MrD> Hacks.
#1091 [12:43] <Ronny_MrD> I think it's just the built in VGa adapter that's the problem.
#1092 [12:44] <Ronny_MrD> Needs.....trashing.
#1093 [12:44] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Your Intel Integrated GPU is 1. too old, 2. doesn't support Windows 7
#1094 [12:44] <Ronny_MrD> Lulwut.
#1095 [12:45] <flabbergaster> huh
#1096 [12:45] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: You can try installing a proper Intel driver but I don't think it will change anything
#1097 [12:45] <tyteen4a03> ??> flabbergaster irc/multitasking
#1098 [12:45] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (irc/multitasking) In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addresse's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#1099 [12:45] <flabbergaster> on my client it says communiucation error
#1100 [12:45] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Tell me the exact error the client reported
#1101 [12:46] <flabbergaster> interal exception: java.io.IOException: Bad packet id 72
#1102 [12:46] <flabbergaster> and when i check the listener
#1103 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Good, it isn't your machine
#1104 [12:46] <flabbergaster> i see it saying
#1105 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: turn the port listener off, you won't need it anymore
#1106 [12:46] <flabbergaster> client connected
#1107 [12:46] <flabbergaster> client disconnected
#1108 [12:46] <flabbergaster> multiple times
#1109 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Redownload Minecraft_server.exe from Minecraft.net and use it to create another server, see if your client can connect again
#1110 [12:47] <flabbergaster> ok
#1111 [12:47] <Ronny_MrD> So is there nothing I can do apart from buying a better graphics card?
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#1113 [12:47] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Unfortunately, not really
#1114 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Well that sux.
#1115 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: there is a way to try but I wouldn't recommend using it
#1116 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Never played, looks time consuming.
#1117 [12:48] <Morrolan> While you're at it, buy some RAM.
#1118 [12:48] <Morrolan> Oh, no, wait.
#1119 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Shhhh.
#1120 [12:48] <Morrolan> That's 10'000 MB, not 1000
#1121 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: just get a new computer
#1122 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Lol.
#1123 [12:48] <Morrolan> No
#1124 [12:48] <Morrolan> It IS 1'000
#1125 [12:48] * Morrolan is tired
#1125 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: 10000 MB?
#1126 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> umad?
#1127 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Hey! This is a self-build from nearly 2 years ago.
#1128 [12:48] <Ronny_MrD> Does need updating i suppose :/
#1129 [12:49] <Morrolan> It could use some fresh hardware, yea.
#1130 [12:49] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: It really just lacks RAM and a decent card
#1131 [12:49] <tyteen4a03> everything else looks fine
#1132 [12:49] <Ronny_MrD> Aight, thanks.
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#1134 [12:50] <flabbergaster> brand new exe server cant be connected
#1135 [12:50] <flabbergaster> :/
#1136 [12:50] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: now I don't understand, what could possibly be filtering out minecraft
#1137 [12:50] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: check your router firewall to see if it's off
#1138 [12:50] <tyteen4a03> (or if there exists one)
#1139 [12:51] <flabbergaster> last time i checked
#1140 [12:51] <flabbergaster> the firewall was on medium mode
#1141 [12:51] <flabbergaster> ill chekce what that means
#1142 [12:51] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Turn it off
#1143 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> ??> Ronny_MrD gpu/softwarte
#1144 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> ??> Ronny_MrD gpu/software
#1145 [12:53] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (gpu/software) In extreme cases, it is possible to have your CPU take on all of the duties it would normally offload to the GPU. This may work in cases where no GPU drivers seem to work. It is NOT supported, and should ONLY be used in the most extreme cases.
#1146 [12:53] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (gpu/software) Directions can be found here: http://minecraftirc.net/thread-17.html
#1147 [12:53] <Ronny_MrD> Extreme cases for a game?
#1148 [12:53] <Ronny_MrD> Sound slegit.
#1149 [12:54] <flabbergaster> firewall off doesnt do anything :/ D:
#1150 [12:54] <flabbergaster> i cannot understand how everything was working yesterday
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#1152 [12:54] <cooki> what's the problem?
#1153 [12:55] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Recall everything you changed
#1154 [12:55] <flabbergaster> changed the jar and exe
#1155 [12:55] <flabbergaster> downloaded a mod (a single class file)
#1156 [12:55] <flabbergaster> installed the mod onto the jar
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#1158 [12:55] <flabbergaster> changed back to exe
#1159 [12:55] <flabbergaster> and now im here
#1160 [12:55] <Brennan> hi again
#1161 [12:56] <Ronny_MrD> How do i integrate that tyteen4a03?
#1162 [12:56] <cooki> the extention file has to be .exe
#1163 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Integrate?
#1164 [12:56] <Ronny_MrD> Use.
#1165 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: well... follow the instructions? :?
#1166 [12:56] <Ronny_MrD> -Dorg.lwjgl.opengl.Display.allowSoftwareOpenGL=true
#1167 [12:56] <flabbergaster> i installed the mod onto the jar
#1168 [12:56] <Ronny_MrD> And put that where exactly.
#1169 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: run Minecraft with the command prompt
#1170 [12:56] <flabbergaster> but now my server doesnt work so i changed back
#1171 [12:56] <Brennan> tyteen, i still dont have 64-bit java though...
#1172 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan win/client/moreram
#1173 [12:56] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/client/moreram) If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#1174 [12:56] <flabbergaster> and now the exe doesnt work either
#1175 [12:56] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/client/moreram) Windows Launch Script: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat
#1176 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: And the test server is a minecraft_server.exe downloaded from Minecraft.net?
#1177 [12:57] <flabbergaster> yes
#1178 [12:57] <flabbergaster> with a brand new world
#1179 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Can you launch the test server with the old server port, then give us the IP so we can test?
#1180 [12:58] <Brennan> how do i download it to the location to minecraft.exe?
#1181 [12:58] <flabbergaster> the old server port as in 25565?
#1182 [12:58] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Find where Minecraft.exe lies, download to that folder
#1183 [12:58] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: if that's what you use, yes
#1184 [12:59] <Brennan> it doesnt give me a choice to do that, it just says save file
#1185 [12:59] <flabbergaster> and should i give my external or internal ip
#1186 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes, click Save File
#1187 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: external
#1188 [12:59] <Brennan> ok now wat? move it to minecraft.exe?
#1189 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: then you will be given a chance to choose where to save to
#1190 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes
#1191 [12:59] <flabbergaster> ok
#1192 [12:59] <Brennan> where does it say where to move it to?
#1193 [13:00] <flabbergaster> the ip is
#1194 [13:00] <Brennan> like where is the choice?
#1195 [13:00] <flabbergaster> 66.183.143.82
#1196 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: What software do you use to download MinecrafT?
#1197 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> !check 66.183.143.82
#1198 [13:00] <Brennan> what do u mean? like my browser?
#1199 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes
#1200 [13:00] <flabbergaster> oh damn lol
#1201 [13:00] <Brennan> firefox
#1202 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Go to C:/Users/YourUsernameHere/Downloads
#1203 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> Find a file called MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat, and copy it to where the Minecraft.exe lies
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#1205 [13:02] <Brennan> ok now wat?
#1206 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: use that file to run Minecraft
#1207 [13:02] <Brennan> im not sure wat u mean
#1208 [13:03] <Brennan> minecraft.exe is in that folder
#1209 [13:03] <Brennan> already
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#1211 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: OK, next to Minecraft.exe there should be a MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat you just moved from the download folder
#1212 [13:04] <Brennan> yes, not right next to it but near it, but i dont think that matters
#1213 [13:04] <Brennan> and then wat do i do?
#1214 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: use MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat to run minecraft
#1215 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: use MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat to run minecraft
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#1217 [13:04] <Brennan> how do i right click on it?
#1218 [13:05] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: double-click on it
#1219 [13:05] <Brennan> ya i no
#1220 [13:05] <Brennan> its just normal, will i hav more ram now?
#1221 [13:05] <Morrolan> Minecraft will launch with more RAM now, but you won't magically have more RAM.
#1222 [13:06] <Brennan> ok
#1223 [13:06] <flabbergaster> sooo now what
#1224 [13:06] <flabbergaster> :/
#1225 [13:06] <Brennan> ill try it, thx! bye!
#1226 [13:06] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: I really have no idea at this point
#1227 [13:06] <flabbergaster> DDDDDDDDDDD:
#1228 [13:07] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: When it says cannot connect, what messages does it exactly say?
#1229 [13:07] <sillyspil> Sooo I came here because I cant log into my minecraft account (it says the password is incorrect) and when I request a new password I dont get an email. Is this part of a routine thing that is preventing me from logging in? Or is there something wrong with my account
#1230 [13:08] <tyteen4a03> sillyspil: check your spam folder
#1231 [13:08] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Might want to ask flabbergaster to launch it through the console, so you get a more detailled error report.
#1232 [13:08] <flabbergaster> well it essentially shows what you would see if the server was turned off completely
#1233 [13:08] <flabbergaster> it just says
#1234 [13:08] <Morrolan> sillyspil - Also, make sure you're checking the correct e-mail address.
#1235 [13:08] <flabbergaster> connecting etc
#1236 [13:08] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: ok
#1237 [13:08] <flabbergaster> then failed to connect to the server
#1238 [13:08] <sillyspil> I did. I never got the email. I sent it yesterday and still haven't recieved anything
#1239 [13:08] <flabbergaster> connection timed out: connect
#1240 [13:08] <tyteen4a03> sillyspil: Fill out this form: minecraft.net/retrievename
#1241 [13:09] <sillyspil> Alright :)
#1242 [13:09] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: OK, get Minecraft_server.jar from Minecraft.net, make another server (you can now delete the exe variation) but don't run it yet
#1243 [13:09] <Ronny_MrD> Still fkn lost xD
#1244 [13:09] <flabbergaster> alright
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#1246 [13:10] <sillyspil> It says my email isn't on record
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#1248 [13:10] <tyteen4a03> Cisna: just wondering, who are you
#1249 [13:10] <tyteen4a03> sillyspil: then the email wasn't used to register minecraft
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#1251 [13:10] <tyteen4a03> ??> flabbergaster win/client/moreram
#1252 [13:10] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/client/moreram) If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#1253 [13:10] <Cisna> I'm a free supporter, and now i need help :D
#1254 [13:10] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/client/moreram) Windows Launch Script: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat
#1255 [13:10] <sillyspil> (I know for a fact it is. On my minecraft profile it displays that email as the one assigned to my account)
#1256 [13:10] <Brennan> hi
#1257 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Save this to your server next to minecraft_server.jar, and change the Minecraft.exe inside the bat to minecraft_server.jar
#1258 [13:11] <Brennan> it didnt give me anymore ram or at least not enough :(
#1259 [13:11] <xales> sillyspil: Did you migrate your account?
#1260 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan win/dxdiag/bat
#1261 [13:11] <Brennan> can i have the link to java 6 (64-bit)?
#1262 [13:11] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#1263 [13:11] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
#1264 [13:11] <sillyspil> no, i never even heard of doing that
#1265 [13:11] <Cisna> I have downloaded Minecraft, and I have no sound...
#1266 [13:11] <xales> Cisna: Just wait, it can take a bit
#1267 [13:11] <Ronny_MrD> Any chance of a walkthrough tyteen4a03?
#1268 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> ??> Ronny_MrD win/client/moreram
#1269 [13:12] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (win/client/moreram) If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#1270 [13:12] <xales> sillyspil: Well, the only reason it would say that the email is not on record is if, as it says, the email is not correct.
#1271 [13:12] <VoxelHead> Ronny_MrD: (win/client/moreram) Windows Launch Script: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat
#1272 [13:12] <Cisna> xales - What the F*ck... I pleay Minecraft since 1 hour, and i have no sound!
#1273 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: Edit that file, and append the option provided on the forums
#1274 [13:12] * Morrolan scratches head
#1274 [13:12] <Brennan> i dont think its a problem with me though, because it worked fine before its just i need java 6 64-bit
#1275 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Please follow voxelhead's instructions
#1276 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> flabbergaster: Uh... change the whole secondline to
#1277 [13:12] * Morrolan pats Cisna on the back, murmuring something about the beer stash being empty
#1277 [13:13] <sillyspil> well yeah, but I dont understand why it would say that. It has always worked in the past and it wouldn't have been able to be changed without me getting a confirmation email, right?
#1278 [13:13] <Brennan> i no i am, i just dont think i have any problems i just need 64 bit, but im still following the instuctions
#1279 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> sillyspil: No, you can't change your email on your Minecraft account
#1280 [13:13] <Cisna> The sounds are activated, and the sound files in the "resources" folder are exists and works.
#1281 [13:13] <Cisna> But i have no sound...
#1282 [13:13] <Ronny_MrD> Still the same.
#1283 [13:13] <Brennan> http://pastebin.com/AX2vyNiF
#1284 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: hang on
#1285 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> ??< gpu/software
#1286 [13:14] <Ronny_MrD> Np.
#1287 [13:14] <sillyspil> well, then I have no idea. Could not migrating my account be the issue?
#1288 [13:14] <Brennan> ok thats the link
#1289 [13:14] <flabbergaster> here lemme change to my server computer brb
#1290 [13:15] <xales> sillyspil: If you've migrated your account, then your email could have changed, but you would have to login with the email as your username.
#1291 [13:15] <Morrolan> Cisna - Could try to update lwjgl manually.
#1292 [13:15] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: I have too many cases on my hand and it's 1am... so yeah, I am a bit slower
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#1294 [13:15] <flabblergaster> back
#1295 [13:15] <Ronny_MrD> No worries bro.
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#1297 [13:15] <flabblergaster> can you resend the download link
#1298 [13:15] <Morrolan> Cisna - Also, google brings up a ton of solutions, could try some of those. http://windows7themes.net/minecraft-no-sound-fix-for-windows-7-vista-xp-mac.html
#1299 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> ??> flabblergaster win/client/moreram
#1300 [13:16] <VoxelHead> flabblergaster: (win/client/moreram) If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#1301 [13:16] <Brennan> tyteen4a03: i posted the link: http://pastebin.com/AX2vyNiF
#1302 [13:16] <VoxelHead> flabblergaster: (win/client/moreram) Windows Launch Script: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/MoreRAMMCLauncher.bat
#1303 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: java -Xmx1500M -Dsun.java2d.noddraw=false -Dsun.java2d.d3d=true -Dsun.java2d.opengl=false -cp minecraft.exe net.minecraft.LauncherFrame 2> errorlog.txt
#1304 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: this is the command you're looking for
#1305 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: I noticed
#1306 [13:16] <Ronny_MrD> Paste into the .bat file?
#1307 [13:16] <xales> tyteen4a03: There's no way in hell it could run, even with a software renderer, on that
#1308 [13:16] <Cisna> Morrolan - I have already fixed the problem, Minecraft has issues with my sound on my TV :D
#1309 [13:16] <Morrolan> Ok.
#1310 [13:16] <flabblergaster> so i have to replace the minecraft.exe with minecraft_server.jar?
#1311 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: http://download.oracle.com/otn-pub/java/jdk/6u33-b05/jre-6u33-windows-x64.exe
#1312 [13:17] <tyteen4a03> xales: he asked for it, so
#1313 [13:17] <Brennan> o ok srry i didnt no if u missed or not
#1314 [13:17] <tyteen4a03> xales: not like I promised anything :p
#1315 [13:17] <xales> tyteen4a03: :p
#1316 [13:17] <Ronny_MrD> Gah, no joy.
#1317 [13:17] <Cisna> Now I'm away. Please say my Name if you want anything from me
#1318 [13:17] <Ronny_MrD> Cisna.
#1319 [13:17] <Brennan> it says i must agree to the OTN license terms.
#1320 [13:17] <Ronny_MrD> I want bromance.
#1321 [13:17] <Cisna> ...
#1322 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: Change the whole second line to: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar
#1323 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: agree to it
#1324 [13:18] <Brennan> so i cant access it, do u no where to agree to the terms?
#1325 [13:18] <xales> Brennan: Well, then, agree to them
#1326 [13:18] <sillyspil> I havent yet, but I was wondering if that may have had an effect. :/ Well thank you for trying, if this problem persists I'll be back or try to find something else.
#1327 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre6-downloads-1637595.html
#1328 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: try this link, then choose Windows x64
#1329 [13:18] <Brennan> ok ya it doesnt show a place to accept them
#1330 [13:18] <flabblergaster> it is changed now what
#1331 [13:18] <Ronny_MrD> Wait, how does Morerram help the OpenGL problem?
#1332 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: run the server with that
#1333 [13:19] <flabblergaster> do i want to click the bat?
#1334 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> Ronny_MrD: It's a base for commands to run minecraft
#1335 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: yes
#1336 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: you should see You must accept the Oracle Binary Code License Agreement for Java SE to download this software.
#1337 [13:19] <Ronny_MrD> Aah.
#1338 [13:19] <Brennan> ya i did on the second link you sent me
#1339 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: then download the Windows x64 version from the list below
#1340 [13:19] <flabblergaster> when clicking the bat both the bat and the normal server file started up
#1341 [13:20] <flabblergaster> now what
#1342 [13:20] <Brennan> but this is the 3rd time i tried this and every time i download 64 bit it says i cant connect to minecraft.net
#1343 [13:20] <Brennan> do u no y?
#1344 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Ah... hang on
#1345 [13:20] <Brennan> ok
#1346 [13:20] <xales> Brennan: Did you also *un*install every version of Java 7?
#1347 [13:20] <Brennan> yes
#1348 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> xales: ran javara, I am trying to find the ipv patch
#1349 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> *ipv6
#1350 [13:21] <xales> tyteen4a03: This?
#1351 [13:21] <Calinou> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/User:Pmw57/Minecrafthelp/Troubleshooting#Connection_to_minecraft.net_fails.2C_with_HTML_text_up_in_the_news_panel
#1352 [13:21] <xales> ??> tyteen4a03 java/ipv6
#1353 [13:21] <Calinou> people talked about ipv6. there
#1354 [13:21] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03: (java/ipv6) Java sometimes likes to bind to IPv6 at the expense of IPv4. Since you (for the time being at least) probably want to use IPv4, you want to add the following switches to the script you use to start your server:
#1355 [13:21] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03: (java/ipv6) -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false
#1356 [13:21] <Brennan> i have: java 6 update 31, and javaFX 2.1.1
#1357 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> xales: Server...?
#1358 [13:21] <xales> tyteen4a03: what?
#1359 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> xales: it says "use to start your server:"
#1360 [13:22] <xales> tyteen4a03: it doesn't matter, it's Java networking crap
#1361 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> I see
#1362 [13:22] <xales> works for both
#1363 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: OK, find the bat file I just asked you to download
#1364 [13:22] <flabblergaster> oh wait
#1365 [13:22] <flabblergaster> i just realized\
#1366 [13:22] <Brennan> the more ram launcher?
#1367 [13:23] <flabblergaster> i can now connect with the ram launcher :D
#1368 [13:23] <flabblergaster> im just wondering why...
#1369 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: RAM launcher?
#1370 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> oh
#1371 [13:23] <flabblergaster> the bat file
#1372 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: sounds like a misconfiguration now
#1373 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes
#1374 [13:23] <Brennan> ok i have it
#1375 [13:24] <flabblergaster> just a question
#1376 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Right Click on it, select Edit
#1377 [13:24] <flabblergaster> if i were to install a mod onto the jar
#1378 [13:24] <flabblergaster> would it still work if i launched with the bat
#1379 [13:24] <xales> flabblergaster: Yes.
#1380 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: Yes
#1381 [13:24] <Brennan> ok
#1382 [13:24] <flabblergaster> lol
#1383 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Notepad should appear
#1384 [13:24] <Brennan> now run?
#1385 [13:25] <Brennan> ok
#1386 [13:25] <Brennan> it did
#1387 [13:25] <flabblergaster> weiiiirrrddd but nonetheless
#1388 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: OK, edit the second line to
#1389 [13:25] <flabblergaster> my problem is somewhat fixed i suppose
#1390 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: we just had a strange hour, yes
#1391 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> ??< java/ipv6
#1392 [13:25] <flabblergaster> lol
#1393 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: java -Xmx1500M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp minecraft.exe net.minecraft.LauncherFrame 2> errorlog.txt
#1394 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Save, then use this to run Minecraft
#1395 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> flabblergaster: now that your problem is "solved", I can go to sleep
#1396 [13:26] <Brennan> ok, wat do u mean use this to run minecraft, just double click minecraft.exe?
#1397 [13:26] <xales> Brennan: No
#1398 [13:27] <Brennan> or run moreramlauncher
#1399 [13:27] <xales> Brennan: Once you have edited that line in Notepad, save it
#1400 [13:27] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes
#1401 [13:27] <xales> Brennan: Then run the .bat
#1402 [13:27] <Brennan> ok
#1403 [13:27] <Brennan> the only thing that happens is a console-like black box opens and closes in like half a second
#1404 [13:27] <Brennan> and there is no text in it
#1405 [13:28] <xales> Then you didn't edit the file correctly.
#1406 [13:28] <xales> Please copy the line you changed, and paste it here
#1407 [13:28] <Brennan> java -Xmx1500M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp minecraft.exe net.minecraft.LauncherFrame 2> errorlog.txt
#1408 [13:28] <Brennan> i copied and pasted wat tyteen said
#1409 [13:29] <xales> tyteen4a03: poke
#1410 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> xales: I see you
#1411 [13:29] <xales> Brennan: Is that exactly what is in the file?
#1412 [13:29] <Brennan> theres a line above it that i didnt edit
#1413 [13:29] <Brennan> cuz he said to edit the second line
#1414 [13:29] <xales> But the line you changed is identical to that?
#1415 [13:29] <Brennan> yes
#1416 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Do you have an errorlog.txt in the directory that also contains the MoreRAM launcher and Minecraft.exe?
#1417 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> xales: yay
#1418 [13:30] <Brennan> directory?
#1419 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: the folder
#1420 [13:30] <Brennan> wich folder?
#1421 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: the folder the MoreRAM launcher and Minecraft.exe is in
#1422 [13:31] <Brennan> i didnt put them together in a folder
#1423 [13:31] <Brennan> ... oops
#1424 [13:31] <xales> ._.
#1425 [13:31] <Brennan> does it matter wat i name the folder?
#1426 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: no, as long as they are in the same folder
#1427 [13:31] <Brennan> ok
#1428 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> xales: welp, that has been interesting
#1429 [13:33] <Brennan> ok they r in the same folder, now do i run moreramlauncher
#1430 [13:33] <Brennan> ?
#1431 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Yes
#1432 [13:33] <Brennan> ok
#1433 [13:33] <Brennan> the same thing happens
#1434 [13:34] <Brennan> how a black box opens and closes
#1435 [13:34] <Brennan> i dont have an errorlog.txt in it do i need that?
#1436 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: check if one appears now
#1437 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: If not, don't worry about it
#1438 [13:34] <Brennan> one doesnt appear
#1439 [13:34] <Brennan> o wait
#1440 [13:34] <Brennan> it just did ok
#1441 [13:35] <Brennan> now what do i do?
#1442 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: So it works now?
#1443 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: OK, let's start again - is there an errorlog.txt?
#1444 [13:35] <Brennan> yes
#1445 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: how many lines are inside it?
#1446 [13:35] <Brennan> 'java' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
#1447 [13:35] <Brennan> that doesnt seem good
#1448 [13:36] <Brennan> it has 2 lines
#1449 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> ??< win/path
#1450 [13:36] <xales> tyteen4a03: jar double click time
#1451 [13:36] <xales> :p
#1452 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> xales: ok :P
#1453 [13:36] <xales> Brennan: Download this and try running it: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar
#1454 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> xales: ninja'd
#1455 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> I was still logging in :P
#1456 [13:37] <Brennan> it says windows cant open this file
#1457 [13:37] <xales> Brennan: Did it ask you to "Run, save or cancel" when you clicked the link?
#1458 [13:38] <Brennan> wich link?
#1459 [13:38] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar
#1460 [13:38] <Brennan> ya i no that one
#1461 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Download that file, and double-click on it
#1462 [13:39] <Brennan> it says save file and cancel
#1463 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Go on and save it
#1464 [13:39] <Brennan> ya i did it
#1465 [13:39] <Brennan> i did
#1466 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: then go back to C:/Users/YourUsernameHere/Downloads
#1467 [13:39] <Brennan> ok
#1468 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: find the file, and double-click on it
#1469 [13:40] <Brennan> it says windows cant open this file
#1470 [13:42] <Brennan> im very confused, do u guys no y java 64 bit doesnt work with my minecraft? it worked before
#1471 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: did you install Java 6 64bit from the link I gave you?
#1472 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: Sometimes after installation a restart is required
#1473 [13:43] <Brennan> well wenever i download it, it says cant connect to minecraft.net and the new panel just has coding
#1474 [13:43] <Brennan> same thing happens with java 7
#1475 [13:43] <Brennan> news*
#1476 [13:43] <xales> Brennan: Okay, here's what you are going to do.
#1477 [13:43] <xales> Brennan: Go to Control Panel.
#1478 [13:43] <Brennan> ok
#1479 [13:43] <xales> Then go to Programs and Features.
#1480 [13:43] <Brennan> ok
#1481 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> xales: can I go to sleep now
#1482 [13:43] <xales> Uninstall every single version of Java.
#1483 [13:44] <xales> tyteen4a03: sure
#1484 [13:44] <Brennan> ok
#1485 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> yay
#1486 [13:44] <xales> Let me know once *everything* that says Java is uninstalled.
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#1488 [13:46] <Brennan> ok all javas are unistalled
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#1491 [13:46] <xales> Okay. Now, go here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp and click on the link that says "Windows Offline"
#1492 [13:47] <xales> Once it has downloaded, install it.
#1493 [13:47] <xales> Let me know once that is finished.
#1494 [13:49] <Brennan> ok its finished
#1495 [13:49] <xales> Okay. Now, try running this again: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/minecraft.jar
#1496 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> !isup
#1497 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> !isdown
#1498 [13:50] <GreyBot> tyteen4a03: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#1499 [13:50] <Brennan> it says failed to update news, basicly the same thing
#1500 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> just when I was about to kick the wrong bot
#1501 [13:50] <Brennan> java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect
#1502 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> xales: so yeah, mc.net is down again
#1503 [13:50] <Brennan> o great
#1504 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: not related to your issues though
#1505 [13:51] <Brennan> i no
#1506 [13:51] <Brennan> but minecraft.net works for me
#1507 [13:51] <xales> Brennan: That error means that your computer's firewall is blocking Minecraft.
#1508 [13:51] <xales> Please disable it, or uninstall it.
#1509 [13:51] <Brennan> i disabled my firewall
#1510 [13:51] <xales> It would seem not.
#1511 [13:52] * yoyoballer2 [yoyoballer2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1512 [13:52] <yoyoballer2> its not that
#1513 [13:52] <yoyoballer2> its that i downloaded minecraft demo and it wont load all the way
#1514 [13:52] <xales> yoyoballer2: The Minecraft demo doesn't work at the moment.
#1515 [13:53] <yoyoballer2> thank you sir
#1516 [13:53] <yoyoballer2> or mam
#1517 [13:53] <yoyoballer2> may you tell me when it will
#1518 [13:53] <xales> At some point in the future.
#1519 [13:53] <yoyoballer2> will it work today or tommorow
#1520 [13:53] <xales> Probably not.
#1521 [13:53] <Brennan> xales: so wat should i do now?
#1522 [13:53] <xales> Brennan: What firewall did you disable?
#1523 [13:54] <yoyoballer2> none
#1524 [13:54] <Brennan> windows firewall
#1525 [13:54] <xales> ??> yoyoballer2 irc/multitasking
#1526 [13:54] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (irc/multitasking) In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addresse's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#1527 [13:54] <Brennan> i didnt have any other firewalls
#1528 [13:54] <yoyoballer2> Brennan
#1529 [13:54] <yoyoballer2> i might think i know what your problem is
#1530 [13:54] <Brennan> yes?
#1531 [13:55] <yoyoballer2> check your internet status and if it says you have a firewall then check the requierments agian becouse Java updates alot
#1532 [13:55] <yoyoballer2> so it might be that
#1533 [13:55] <yoyoballer2> or you just dont have enough place on your harddrive
#1534 [13:55] <xales> yoyoballer2: That's not the problem
#1535 [13:56] <yoyoballer2> Ok sir what is it?
#1536 [13:56] <yoyoballer2> im studying in mechanics and i'd love to help
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#1538 [13:57] <yoyoballer2> but back to this
#1539 [13:57] <yoyoballer2> also my brother bought the game
#1540 [13:57] <yoyoballer2> and it says he dident
#1541 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2: Username please?
#1542 [13:57] <xales> Brennan: Go here: https://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp#win Click "Windows Offline" again, download and install, and try running Minecraft again.
#1543 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> also xales: couldn't sleep
#1544 [13:57] <xales> tyteen4a03: :p
#1545 [13:58] <yoyoballer2> the demo or the for the full game
#1546 [13:58] <Brennan> ok
#1547 [13:58] <yoyoballer2> its its for full game ill tell my bro
#1548 [13:58] <xales> yoyoballer2: What?
#1549 [13:59] * Shotz [Shotz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1550 [13:59] <yoyoballer2> can you help at all with the demo problem
#1551 [13:59] <lutzee> D: why do session servers go down at the worst tomes :(
#1552 [13:59] <Shotz> Is nathan here?
#1553 [13:59] <xales> yoyoballer2: No. The demo does not work.
#1554 [13:59] <lutzee> times*
#1555 [13:59] <yoyoballer2> becouse i called and they said it was working
#1556 [13:59] <tyteen4a03> Shotz: Yes?
#1557 [13:59] <yoyoballer2> it should be
#1558 [13:59] <xales> yoyoballer2: Wait, what? Called who?
#1559 [13:59] <Shotz> I had a problem the other day, and he helped me out, but the problem started up again
#1560 [13:59] <xales> Shotz: What problem?
#1561 [13:59] <Shotz> The sounds dont work
#1562 [13:59] <Shotz> At all
#1563 [14:00] <yoyoballer2> it gives a number in help
#1564 [14:00] <yoyoballer2> and i called it
#1565 [14:00] <yoyoballer2> and talked to some dude and he said it should be running
#1566 [14:00] <xales> yoyoballer2: Mojang doesn't have phone support, so I have no idea who you called, but the Minecraft demo does not work.
#1567 [14:00] <Brennan> ok i donwloaded it let me check minecraft
#1568 [14:00] <yoyoballer2> HOW CAN I TEST THE GAME THEN
#1569 [14:00] <xales> Brennan: Did you *install* it?
#1570 [14:01] <xales> yoyoballer2: You don't, because the demo doesn't work.
#1571 [14:01] <xales> Also
#1572 [14:01] <Brennan> yes i did
#1573 [14:01] <xales> ??> yoyoballer2 dont/yell
#1574 [14:01] <yoyoballer2> i wont just buy it and waste my money
#1575 [14:01] <Brennan> it didnt work
#1576 [14:01] <xales> ??> yoyoballer2 dont/shout
#1577 [14:01] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#1578 [14:01] <yoyoballer2> im trying to speak
#1579 [14:01] * tylerm [tylerm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1580 [14:01] <xales> yoyoballer2: Well, that's your problem then. You could try watching YouTube videos of it or something.
#1581 [14:01] <yoyoballer2> i want to play
#1582 [14:01] <yoyoballer2> and test
#1583 [14:01] <yoyoballer2> the game
#1584 [14:01] <xales> Well, that's great.
#1585 [14:01] <tyteen4a03> xales: pcgamer demo still works, right?
#1586 [14:01] <xales> Then buy it.
#1587 [14:01] <xales> The demo doesn't work.
#1588 [14:01] <xales> tyteen4a03: Probably
#1589 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> ??> yoyoballer2 demo
#1590 [14:02] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo) In order to play Minecraft's demo, download the launcher from www.minecraft.net/download and log in with your account, then select "Play Demo".
#1591 [14:02] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo) Note: As of today (05.08.2012) the demo is not working for many different people and OSes.
#1592 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> ugh
#1593 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> where did the old one go D:
#1594 [14:02] <lutzee> ?? demo/old
#1595 [14:02] <lutzee> pah
#1596 [14:02] <lutzee> ?? demo/outdated
#1597 [14:02] <yoyoballer2> IM NOT WASTING 26.99 FOR A GAME I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO LIKE
#1598 [14:02] <VoxelHead> demo/outdated: An outdated, Windows-Only version of the Minecraft demo can be found in this article: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#1599 [14:02] <VoxelHead> demo/outdated: Direct download: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1600 [14:02] <xales> yoyoballer2: Well, that's your problem.
#1601 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> ??> yoyoballer2 demo/outdated
#1602 [14:02] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo/outdated) An outdated, Windows-Only version of the Minecraft demo can be found in this article: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#1603 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> Try this demo, might work
#1604 [14:02] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo/outdated) Direct download: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1605 [14:02] <xales> As I've said, there are a number of ways to find out what the game is like.
#1606 [14:03] <xales> If you don't want to buy it, then don't buy it.
#1607 [14:03] <yoyoballer2> you guys are not helping right now
#1608 [14:03] <xales> ??> yoyoballer2 attitude
#1609 [14:03] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1610 [14:03] * Morrolan dances along
#1610 [14:03] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1611 [14:03] <yoyoballer2> you should help your buyers
#1612 [14:03] <Morrolan> None of us works for Mojang.
#1613 [14:03] <Shotz> so any help xales?
#1614 [14:04] <Morrolan> Apart from that, you got linked to the (outdated but working) demo twice, yoyoballer2. :)
#1615 [14:04] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2: We stated some solutions, including the PCGamer demo. You may also try out Minecraft Classic to get the feeling, but the actual game differs a lot from it
#1616 [14:04] <yoyoballer2> ok
#1617 [14:04] <Brennan> i dont no wats wrong, java 6 64-bit worked before
#1618 [14:04] <yoyoballer2> thank you
#1619 [14:04] <tylerm> hey guys i have a problem i can log into minecraft and all but when i try to join my friends or any server it says cant connect and sometyhing about java? plllllllllllllllleeeeeeease help
#1620 [14:04] <yoyoballer2> goodbye
#1621 [14:04] <Morrolan> Cya. :)
#1622 [14:04] <Morrolan> What is the EXACT error message you, get, tylerm?
#1623 [14:05] <tyteen4a03> tylerm: Currently the multiplayer auth servers are down
#1624 [14:05] <xales> Brennan: I don't know either, especially because we made it work for you on more than one occasion yesterday. What did you change/break?
#1625 [14:05] <Morrolan> Oh.
#1626 [14:05] <Morrolan> Well, that'd explain it. ^.^
#1627 [14:05] <tylerm> it says something about java and it says my username but i can quite make it out because its all bunched together
#1628 [14:05] * yoyoballer2 [yoyoballer2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1629 [14:05] <yoyoballer2> I did what you said
#1630 [14:05] <Brennan> well, it works wen i have 32 bit java 6 but wen i have 32 bit, it doesnt work
#1631 [14:05] <yoyoballer2> and it dident work agian
#1632 [14:05] <Brennan> i mean it crashes'
#1633 [14:06] <Brennan> cuz it runs out of memory
#1634 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> i tryed the link Morrolan told me
#1635 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> anyother links
#1636 [14:06] <Morrolan> Err, what version of Java are you using?
#1637 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> 7.1 or somthin
#1638 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> it loads half way
#1639 [14:06] <Morrolan> http://www.java.com/de/download/installed.jsp?detect=jre&try=1
#1640 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> but doesent load he rest
#1641 [14:06] <yoyoballer2> i did that
#1642 [14:06] <Morrolan> If you have 1.7, you might want to uninstall that one, and install 1.6
#1643 [14:06] <Morrolan> ?? java/1.6
#1644 [14:06] <VoxelHead> java/1.6: You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#1645 [14:07] <Morrolan> Java 1.7 and Minecraft don't like each other terribly much.
#1646 [14:07] <Shotz> When i try to join a server i get message that links me to a website
#1647 [14:07] <yoyoballer2> Gove me demo's
#1648 [14:07] <Shotz> Error 503
#1649 [14:07] <yoyoballer2> givem e dmeo's
#1650 [14:07] <yoyoballer2> not java
#1651 [14:07] <Morrolan> Shotz - According to tyteen4a03 the auth servers are down.
#1652 [14:07] <Shotz> Great.
#1653 [14:07] <Calinou> !login
#1654 [14:07] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - Java 7, no work with, Minecraft.
#1655 [14:07] <xales> Calinou: Auth server, not login server
#1656 [14:07] <Morrolan> in most cases*
#1657 [14:07] <Calinou> MP session server is down yes
#1658 [14:07] * Calinou mostly plays on an offline mode server
#1658 [14:08] <Calinou> (but I bought the game :P)
#1659 [14:08] <Morrolan> D:
#1660 [14:08] * pokedude10 [pokedude10@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1661 [14:08] <Morrolan> That's what they all say!
#1662 [14:08] * tommy [tommy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1663 [14:08] <Calinou> !paid Calinou
#1664 [14:08] <Brennan> xales: so ya i just need 64 bit java so it doesnt run out of memory, but wen i download 64 bit, it cant connect to minecraft.net
#1665 [14:08] <yoyoballer2> Give me links to outdated demo's
#1666 [14:08] <tylerm> i paid mother freaking 30 dollars for a game that theres always a problem everyother day this sucks
#1667 [14:08] <tyteen4a03> ??> yoyoballer2 demo/outdated
#1668 [14:08] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo/outdated) An outdated, Windows-Only version of the Minecraft demo can be found in this article: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#1669 [14:08] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - You GOT the only outdated version already.
#1670 [14:08] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (demo/outdated) Direct download: http://is.gd/l507ow
#1671 [14:08] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - Java 1.7 does NOT work with Minecraft, in many cases. No demo will change that.
#1672 [14:08] <tommy> anyone no when minecraft will be back up
#1673 [14:08] <yoyoballer2> Thank you
#1674 [14:09] <tyteen4a03> tommy: No idea
#1675 [14:09] <Morrolan> When it's fixed, tommy.
#1676 [14:09] <xales> tylerm: Minecraft has been having issues lately. There are normally no such issues. Just be patient.
#1677 [14:09] <yoyoballer2> that is what i was looking for
#1678 [14:09] <Morrolan> tommy - Follow Mollstam's twitter, if you want updates. :)
#1679 [14:09] <Shotz> !paid TheDeadlyShotz
#1680 [14:09] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - You got linked to that one already, three times, by now. -.-
#1681 [14:09] <tommy> can u give me a link
#1682 [14:09] <tyteen4a03> tylerm: Minecraft is developed by indie developers, not multi-nation big coperations that has their own server farm, you cannot expect too much at once
#1683 [14:09] <Morrolan> tommy - https://twitter.com/mollstam
#1684 [14:09] <tyteen4a03> but yes, the server uptime needs improvement
#1685 [14:10] <tylerm> xales: why is it having so many problema
#1686 [14:10] <yoyoballer2> no owrk
#1687 [14:10] <yoyoballer2> MORRO LET ME SPEAK RIGHT NOW
#1688 [14:10] <Brennan> tyteen: do u have any more ideas on how to help me?
#1689 [14:10] <yoyoballer2> i downloaded it
#1690 [14:10] <Morrolan> Frankly, yoyoballer2, if you continue like that, I won't.
#1691 [14:10] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: not at the moment, follow xales's instructions and you will be fine
#1692 [14:10] * tryy3Coding [tryy3Coding@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1693 [14:10] <VoxelHead> tryy3Coding, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1694 [14:10] * ngc0202 [ngc0202@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1695 [14:10] <VoxelHead> ngc0202, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1696 [14:10] <yoyoballer2> then it will prove i cant get help from you guys
#1697 [14:10] <yoyoballer2> and i will call
#1698 [14:10] <tylerm> tyteen yes i can expect too much because minecraft probably makes 100000000000 dollars a day why cant they use that to fix there problems
#1699 [14:11] <yoyoballer2> and call the numbers it gaves me
#1700 [14:11] <xales> ??> yoyoballer2 attitude
#1701 [14:11] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2: again, Mojang has no phone support...
#1702 [14:11] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1703 [14:11] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1704 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> tylerm: Mojang is not making a billion dillars a day.
#1705 [14:11] <Morrolan> !kb yoyoballer2
#1706 [14:11] * xales kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :Call whomever you like. Mojang has no phone support. Fuck off.)
#1707 [14:11] <tylerm> probably making something around that
#1708 [14:11] * Morrolan pokes GreyBot
#1708 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> Not even remotely
#1709 [14:11] <Morrolan> Thanks, xales. ;)
#1710 [14:11] <Morrolan> Might not have been my smartes move, but I'm fed up with him. <.<
#1711 [14:12] <Morrolan> I should probably detach for a while.
#1712 [14:12] * harry [harry@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1713 [14:12] <VoxelHead> harry, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1714 [14:12] <harry> hi
#1715 [14:12] <tyteen4a03> time to develop an alternative authenciation solution I guess, if the servers keeps being unstable
#1716 [14:12] <tyteen4a03> hi harry
#1717 [14:12] <harry> when i join a server
#1718 [14:12] <Calinou> VoxelHead has welcome messages now? cool. :D
#1719 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> Seven million sales, total. Even at the full price, ~$30, that's thirty-five million over several years. Not even remotely a billion per day.
#1720 [14:12] <Brennan> tyteen: is java 7 working for u?
#1721 [14:13] <tyteen4a03> Brennan: I don't use java 7
#1722 [14:13] * mhall [mhall@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1723 [14:13] <VoxelHead> mhall, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1724 [14:13] <xales> Brennan: We helped you fix Minecraft already several times. If you keep breaking it, we aren't going to keep fixing it.
#1725 [14:13] <mhall> what does that mean?
#1726 [14:13] * Pblue [Pblue@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1727 [14:13] <Guest40477> it says failed to login: java.ioexeption : server returned to http response code
#1728 [14:13] <tylerm> i hate mojang do work mojang do work
#1729 [14:13] <VoxelHead> Pblue, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1730 [14:13] <Guest40477> what should i do
#1731 [14:13] <Guest40477> :L
#1732 [14:13] <mhall> having trouble connecting to servers?
#1733 [14:13] <tylerm> mincraft is such a good game but all these god damn problems all the time
#1734 [14:13] <xales> Guest40477: As the message you received when you joined says, the authentication servers are down at the moment. Please be patient.
#1735 [14:13] <xales> Guest40477: As the message you received when you joined says, the authentication servers are down at the moment. Please be patient.
#1736 [14:14] * Pblue [Pblue@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1737 [14:14] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Auth servers are down
#1738 [14:14] <xales> tylerm: These problems do not normally occur.
#1739 [14:14] <Brennan> im not breaking it, it was never completely fixed im sorry if you feel that way
#1740 [14:14] <Guest40477> ah
#1741 [14:14] <xales> Just be patient.
#1742 [14:14] <mhall> is that why my friend cant connect to my server?
#1743 [14:14] <Guest40477> but my mate is on the server i want to join -.-
#1744 [14:14] <Katoteshikumei> tylerm: You're doing a great job of being a 7 year old kid with entitlement issues.
#1745 [14:14] <Boreeas> mhall: Yes, exactly
#1746 [14:14] <mhall> joy haha
#1747 [14:14] <Shotz> My minecraft sounds wont work
#1748 [14:14] <Shotz> At all
#1749 [14:14] <tyteen4a03> Guest25380: Have the server owner switch to offline mode
#1750 [14:14] <xales> Guest40477: If they connected before the problem occured, then that's why
#1751 [14:14] <tyteen4a03> xales: can you give Shotz the sound patch thing
#1752 [14:14] <tylerm> im accually 17
#1753 [14:14] <xales> tyteen4a03: sound patch thing?
#1754 [14:15] * doc_ [doc_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1755 [14:15] <VoxelHead> doc_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1756 [14:15] <xales> tylerm: You're still behaving like a 7-year-old kid with entitlement issues. ._.
#1757 [14:15] <tyteen4a03> xales: the thing you just gave Cinsa... I dunno
#1758 [14:15] <xales> tyteen4a03: I didn't give them anything :p
#1759 [14:15] <tylerm> says you
#1760 [14:15] <doc_> Ah yeah that was what I was about to ask about
#1761 [14:15] <mhall> thanks guys
#1762 [14:15] <Brennan> ok im gonna go thanks for your help ill try to fix the rest of it bye
#1763 [14:15] <tyteen4a03> xales: No, to Cinsa... the sound thing... ok I dunno what I said
#1764 [14:15] <Calinou> Shotz, what operating system (windows/mac/linux)?
#1765 [14:15] <Calinou> classic, or the full game?
#1766 [14:15] <doc_> I'm guessing we can still connect to cracked servers?
#1767 [14:15] <Katoteshikumei> tylerm: says us
#1768 [14:16] <xales> tylerm: Bottom line:
#1769 [14:16] <Brennan> goodbye
#1770 [14:16] <xales> Bitching about it isn't going to get you anywhere.
#1771 [14:16] <Morrolan> doc_ - Since those don't use Mojang's authentication - yes.
#1772 [14:16] <xales> The problems are temporary; in a week or two, there won't be any, at all.
#1773 [14:16] <tylerm> thanks for the help guys your always my go to guys
#1774 [14:16] <tylerm> when theres problem with minecraft
#1775 [14:16] <tylerm> so everyday
#1776 [14:16] <doc_> You mean the problem could last a week
#1777 [14:17] * yoyoballer2 [yoyoballer2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1778 [14:17] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1779 [14:17] <yoyoballer2> Who ever cursed at my son
#1780 [14:17] <Morrolan> The consequences will never be the same?
#1781 [14:17] <Boreeas> yoyoballer2: Who's your son.
#1782 [14:17] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2: Your son was being extremely impolite at our helpers
#1783 [14:17] <tyteen4a03> doc_: not a week
#1784 [14:17] <yoyoballer2> so your curse at a 10 year old boy
#1785 [14:17] <Morrolan> Ayup.
#1786 [14:17] <Katoteshikumei> yoyoballer2: I would suggest getting better at parenting sir or maam.
#1787 [14:18] <Morrolan> I don't like people who don't behave, yoyoballer2. No matter how old they are.
#1788 [14:18] <yoyoballer2> You guys are above 30
#1789 [14:18] <yoyoballer2> you guys should get smarter
#1790 [14:18] <Morrolan> Apart from that, none cursed at him, we threw him out.
#1791 [14:18] <Katoteshikumei> I'm 17, silly.
#1792 [14:18] <yoyoballer2> NO
#1793 [14:18] <yoyoballer2> i saw the chat
#1794 [14:18] <Morrolan> And, honestly, I'm still pissed, yoyoballer2. I spend my free time here, HELPING people without payment.
#1795 [14:18] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2: [02:10] <yoyoballer2> MORRO LET ME SPEAK RIGHT NOW
#1796 [14:18] <yoyoballer2> it said mojang has no phone connection fuck off
#1797 [14:18] * AuBot kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :Please keep it civil.)
#1798 [14:18] <Katoteshikumei> dohoho
#1799 [14:18] <xales> *snrk*
#1800 [14:18] <Katoteshikumei> idiots take care of themselves
#1801 [14:18] <Eddie> lol
#1802 [14:18] <Morrolan> Oh, anyone mind if we ban his IP?
#1803 [14:18] <tylerm> yoyoballer if you dont want you son cursed at why are you letting him out into the world by himself
#1804 [14:18] <xales> Morrolan: nah
#1805 [14:18] <tyteen4a03> Eddie, how did you get op D:
#1806 [14:19] <tyteen4a03> tylerm: I think they are the same person
#1807 [14:19] <Morrolan> Maybe it's the son, maybe the father, I HONESTLY don't care currently.
#1808 [14:19] <Katoteshikumei> Morrolan: please no it's fun
#1809 [14:19] * yoyoballer2 [yoyoballer2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1810 [14:19] <Morrolan> Fine. ;)
#1811 [14:19] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1812 [14:19] <xales> Morrolan: I highly doubt it
#1813 [14:19] <yoyoballer2> I am calling the police if you dont appoligize right now
#1814 [14:19] <Morrolan> Sod off.
#1815 [14:19] <yoyoballer2> to my son
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#1817 [14:19] <Katoteshikumei> yoyoballer2: Calling the police on who?
#1818 [14:19] <VoxelHead> su, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1819 [14:19] * xales kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :Fuck off.)
#1820 [14:19] <tyteen4a03> Katoteshikumei: pretty sure they're the same person
#1821 [14:19] <Morrolan> Thanks xales.
#1822 [14:19] <Katoteshikumei> he doesn't know where /any/ of us live ._.
#1823 [14:19] * yoyoballer2 [yoyoballer2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1824 [14:19] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1825 [14:19] <yoyoballer2> Xaxles did it agian
#1826 [14:19] <Morrolan> Yes, and he has any right to do so.
#1827 [14:19] <tyteen4a03> Oops, he did it again
#1828 [14:20] <yoyoballer2> im not calling Mojang
#1829 [14:20] <su> oh
#1830 [14:20] * mib_e9iuvb [mib_e9iuvb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1831 [14:20] <VoxelHead> mib_e9iuvb, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1832 [14:20] <xales> yoyoballer2: Cool story bro.
#1833 [14:20] <tyteen4a03> su: So yeah
#1834 [14:20] <Katoteshikumei> yoyoballer2: Tell us how you're going to call the police on us
#1835 [14:20] <Boreeas> Hi yoyoballer2, having fun?
#1836 [14:20] <Katoteshikumei> you don't know where we live
#1837 [14:20] <Eddie> Let's all calm down and hold hands.
#1838 [14:20] * Morrolan holds Eddie's hand, tightly
#1838 [14:20] <Katoteshikumei> and many of us are connected via our bouncers - not our home connections
#1839 [14:20] <su> ?
#1840 [14:20] <xales> Katoteshikumei: Let's not forget, oh shit, I'm going to go to prison for saying a nasty word on the Internet.
#1841 [14:20] <xales> Oh dear, oh dear
#1842 [14:20] <xales> whatever shall I do
#1843 [14:20] <xales> Also, let's not forget
#1844 [14:20] <tyteen4a03> xales: May you be forever damned - oops now I did it
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#1846 [14:21] <VoxelHead> gPad2002, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
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#1848 [14:21] <gPad2002> Excellent
#1849 [14:21] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - If you actually want to discuss this, seriously, join us at #minecrafthelp.breakroom
#1850 [14:21] <VoxelHead> guacamole, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1851 [14:21] <gPad2002> Thanks
#1852 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> hi gPad2002, you just missed yoyoballer2 calling police on us
#1853 [14:21] <gPad2002> XD
#1854 [14:21] <yoyoballer2> Abounch of 30 year old virgins that suck dick every chance they get
#1855 [14:21] <gPad2002> lol
#1856 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> and I got voice
#1857 [14:21] <Morrolan> If the only thing you'll do is threaten us with the police
#1858 [14:21] <Morrolan> Actually
#1859 [14:21] * Morrolan kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :yoyoballer2)
#1860 [14:21] <xales> Morrolan: :|
#1861 [14:21] <Katoteshikumei> wouldn't the second part of his statement make the first part false?
#1862 [14:21] <Morrolan> Seems it was the son, after all.
#1863 [14:21] <gPad2002> Who's the prick?
#1864 [14:21] <xales> !unban yoyoballer2
#1865 [14:21] <xales> meh
#1866 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> yoyoballer2 :P
#1867 [14:21] <gPad2002> ...
#1868 [14:21] <Morrolan> xales - "<yoyoballer2> Abounch of 30 year old virgins that suck dick every chance they get"
#1869 [14:21] <gPad2002> Break room then
#1870 [14:21] <xales> Morrolan: I know
#1871 [14:22] <Morrolan> xales - I think that kind of justifies it, doesn't it?
#1872 [14:22] <xales> I had a lovely message typed up for them
#1873 [14:22] <xales> :(
#1874 [14:22] <Morrolan> Oh.
#1875 [14:22] <Morrolan> Okay, then I missunderstood. :)
#1876 [14:22] <gPad2002> lol
#1877 [14:22] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I am not 30 year old but I suck dicks D: is something wrong with me
#1878 [14:22] <mib_e9iuvb> who was drunk and fell over the login server
#1879 [14:22] <tyteen4a03> mib_e9iuvb: Wikipedia had a cut fibre
#1880 [14:22] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - As long as those dicks aren't thirty years old. ;)
#1881 [14:22] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: oh yeah, pretty sure those aren't
#1882 [14:22] <Morrolan> mib_e9iuvb - Might also have been coffee which was spilled. ;)
#1883 [14:23] <xales> Morrolan, if they come back, !kickban yoyoballer2 You're the same person. 10 year old kids don't threaten to call people. Take your attitude and stick it up arse.
#1884 [14:23] <xales> :p
#1885 [14:23] <Morrolan> Okay. ;D
#1886 [14:23] <Morrolan> Or, rather, "down your throat", in response to what he said. ;D
#1887 [14:23] <xales> lol
#1888 [14:23] <tyteen4a03> stuff it down your throat
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#1890 [14:23] <VoxelHead> Linkoz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1891 [14:23] <tyteen4a03> wouldn't that just give him pleasure
#1892 [14:23] <xales> tyteen4a03: Given the size, it would rupture his esophagus.
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#1894 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> xales: good
#1895 [14:24] <VoxelHead> adamridley11, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1896 [14:24] * herpderpgdfgidbip [herpderpgdfgidbip@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1897 [14:24] <VoxelHead> herpderpgdfgidbip, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
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#1899 [14:24] <VoxelHead> shadekiller666, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1900 [14:24] <herpderpgdfgidbip> why are the servers down any way?
#1901 [14:25] <Linkoz> ^
#1902 [14:25] <su> herpderpgdfgidbip, someone triped on a server
#1903 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> herpderpgdfgidbip: Auth servers are down because they are
#1904 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> Wikipedia had a cut fibre, we however don't know about Minecraft
#1905 [14:25] <shadekiller666> when i try to connect to a server it returns a 503 error from the URL, is that from the servers being down?
#1906 [14:25] <adamridley11> yes
#1907 [14:25] <herpderpgdfgidbip> yes
#1908 [14:25] <shadekiller666> ok
#1909 [14:25] <Boreeas> shadekiller666: As VoxelHead told you, yes
#1910 [14:25] <Scott> Wikipedia isn't hosted by Amazon to my knowledge.
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#1912 [14:25] <VoxelHead> Savage1969, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1913 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> shadekiller666: Auth Server is down
#1914 [14:25] <Scott> And Amazon has their own datacenters so...
#1915 [14:26] <adamridley11> its not getting hacked again is it?
#1916 [14:26] <tyteen4a03> Scott: No, just an example how servers go down
#1917 [14:26] <shadekiller666> wasn't it down two days ago too?
#1918 [14:26] <su> Damn it Majong
#1919 [14:26] <tyteen4a03> adamridley11: Not that we are aware
#1920 [14:26] <tyteen4a03> shadekiller666: Not sure
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#1922 [14:26] <VoxelHead> Seleneares, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1923 [14:26] <VoxelHead> Seleneares, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
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#1925 [14:26] <herpderpgdfgidbip> shade, they were down weeks ago
#1926 [14:26] <adamridley11> 15th july
#1927 [14:26] <Scott> They go down often :P
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#1929 [14:26] <VoxelHead> Seleneares, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1930 [14:27] <shadekiller666> i remember that i couldn't log in 2 days ago for like 4 hours
#1931 [14:27] <herpderpgdfgidbip> wait, so someone triped the servers?
#1932 [14:27] <xales> herpderpgdfgidbip: That's called "a joke".
#1933 [14:27] <Morrolan> It's a way of coping with things we don't like.
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#1935 [14:27] <VoxelHead> marnes, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1936 [14:27] <Savage1969> yes, and four days ago seems like yesterday now, lol
#1937 [14:28] <tyteen4a03> xales: I was at #wikipedia at freenode the other day they had their fibre cut, and people kept editing my pre-written messages with jokes. all got banned by ops
#1938 [14:28] <tyteen4a03> Savage1969: 2009 sounds like yesterday to me ;)
#1939 [14:28] <Savage1969> to me too
#1940 [14:28] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Heh, Wikipedia might not be the best example of a website dedicated to fun.
#1941 [14:28] <herpderpgdfgidbip> XD
#1942 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: well, the ways the server can go down is as humourous enough
#1943 [14:29] <herpderpgdfgidbip> that is true morrolan, but it is a way to help people
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#1945 [14:29] <VoxelHead> Guest____, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1946 [14:29] <Morrolan> herpderpgdfgidbip - Oh, I like Wikipedia, don't get me wrong. :)
#1947 [14:29] <Morrolan> But they might be a bit too much.... dedicated to their job, at times. ;)
#1948 [14:29] <Morrolan> Atleast I think they are, they won't though, I guess.
#1949 [14:30] <Savage1969> Note to self - Wiki how to properly setup a backup server....
#1950 [14:30] <Boreeas> You should probably google that
#1951 [14:30] <Morrolan> It's on the cloud.
#1952 [14:30] <Savage1969> lol
#1953 [14:30] <Boreeas> I don't think Wikipedia has Howtos
#1954 [14:30] <tyteen4a03> Savage1969: It was a main fibre at a main datacenter, it's weird however, because they didn't properly set up redundant routing
#1955 [14:30] <Morrolan> Issue will be the software, not the hardware, most likely.
#1956 [14:30] <Morrolan> Oh, you're talking about Wikipedia's downtime? nevermind then.
#1957 [14:31] <Brennan> is anyone else having problems with java?
#1958 [14:31] <Savage1969> This is pushing beer-thirty much sooner rather than later.
#1959 [14:31] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I think I misread his message
#1960 [14:31] <Boreeas> Brennan: Be more specific please
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#1962 [14:31] <VoxelHead> avander_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1963 [14:31] <herpderpgdfgidbip> my messages are not sending
#1964 [14:31] <gPad2002> Uh
#1965 [14:31] <gPad2002> Yes they are
#1966 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> I can see it
#1967 [14:32] <Brennan> well java 7 and java 6 (64-bit), whenever I have them installed my minecraft says cant connect to minecraft.net
#1968 [14:32] <herpderpgdfgidbip> i mean private messages....
#1969 [14:32] <xales> Brennan: Then install 32-bit Java 6...?
#1970 [14:32] <Morrolan> I got them, three times, herpderpgdfgidbip.
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#1972 [14:32] <VoxelHead> sandy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up.
#1973 [14:32] <Brennan> wen i have 32 bit my minecraft runs out of memory every 3 mins
#1974 [14:33] <sandy> hello
#1975 [14:33] <Brennan> java is blocking minecraft.net or something
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#1977 [14:33] <gPad2002> Brennan: Minecraft.net is having problems
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#1979 [14:33] <shadekiller666> brennan, is your PATH variable pointing to the right java version?
#1980 [14:33] <herpderpgdfgidbip> did you guys have problems yesterday with minecraft.net being down or was it 2 days ago?
#1981 [14:33] <gPad2002> Please give it a few hours
#1982 [14:33] <Eddie> Java is sentient and will all eat you alive. Beware.
#1983 [14:33] <Morrolan> herpderpgdfgidbip - Uh, it was three or four days ago, I think.
#1984 [14:33] <tyteen4a03> Everybody: Minecraft Auth servers are back up
#1985 [14:33] <Boreeas> Brennan: Try starting minecraft with -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false
#1986 [14:33] <Brennan> well this has been happening for about 2 weeks
#1987 [14:34] <xales> Boreeas: Tried that
#1988 [14:34] <xales> I think
#1989 [14:34] <avander_> yaaay ..back to tekkit..
#1990 [14:34] <Cadet> Yea hes right its back up.
#1991 [14:34] <sandy> i cannot join my friends server, i keep getting Failed to login: java.io.IOException: Server returned Http response code :503?
#1992 [14:34] <Brennan> yes i did
#1993 [14:34] <Boreeas> Hmm, okay
#1994 [14:34] <tyteen4a03> sandy: try again
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#1996 [14:34] <VoxelHead> Myritek, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#1997 [14:34] <Brennan> ive tried nearly everything
#1998 [14:34] <tyteen4a03> xales: ^^
#1999 [14:34] <Boreeas> sandy: Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2000 [14:34] <sandy> thank you for your help
#2001 [14:34] <tyteen4a03> !login
#2002 [14:35] <Shotz> My minecraft sounds wont work
#2003 [14:35] <Shotz> At all
#2004 [14:35] <tyteen4a03> now minecraft.net is back down
#2005 [14:35] <xales> tyteen4a03: I'm going to go eat
#2006 [14:35] <xales> don't burn the channel down while I'm gone
#2007 [14:35] <tyteen4a03> xales: I will try not to trip over the flame
#2008 [14:35] <Boreeas> Is this some kind of "Last stand of tyteen4a03" kind of thing?
#2009 [14:36] <Brennan> well i dont think my minecraft has anything to do with wat tyteen is saying becuz my minecraft wouldnt connect for about 2 weeks
#2010 [14:36] <Boreeas> Alone versus hordes of mindless zombies^Wminecraft users
#2011 [14:36] <tyteen4a03> Boreeas: satisfy me so I don't burn the channel down
#2012 [14:36] <gPad2002> XD
#2013 [14:36] <Boreeas> <.<
#2014 [14:36] <tyteen4a03> Shotz: make sure the sounds are not muted in the Sound Control panel (I honestly have no idea about this issue, sorry)
#2015 [14:37] <Brennan> boreeas do u have any ideas on how to help me?
#2016 [14:37] <Shotz> Its all up
#2017 [14:37] <Brennan> ive tried nearly everything
#2018 [14:37] <xales> Brennan: If 64-bit Java breaks it, then install 32-bit Java.
#2019 [14:37] <Morrolan> So, correct me if I misread, but did tyteen just ask Boreeas to a) satisfy him and b) make sure the sounds aren't muted? ;)
#2020 [14:37] <xales> Keep in mind that we made it work for you, not once, but twice.
#2021 [14:37] <Myritek> Shotz: Have you checked the Volume Mixer settings?
#2022 [14:37] <gPad2002> Morrolan: XD
#2023 [14:37] <xales> Things don't just magically stop working on their own.
#2024 [14:37] <xales> anyway
#2025 [14:37] * xales is going to go eat
#2025 [14:37] <gPad2002> Yes they do
#2026 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I asked Boreeas to satisfy me, and have Shots turn up the sound
#2027 [14:37] <gPad2002> XD
#2028 [14:38] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Oh, okay. ;)
#2029 [14:38] <tyteen4a03> *shotz
#2030 [14:38] <herpderpgdfgidbip> servers are up lol
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#2032 [14:38] <VoxelHead> InfinicraftPVP, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2033 [14:38] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: but otherwise if Boreeas is hot, I would love the service
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#2035 [14:38] <VoxelHead> JPSnuffy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2036 [14:38] <InfinicraftPVP> oh
#2037 [14:38] <InfinicraftPVP> i was wondering
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#2039 [14:38] <VoxelHead> Marc_IRL, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2040 [14:38] <Boreeas> Hi Marc_IRL
#2041 [14:38] <Morrolan> Clearly #minecraft is becoming a tad #minecraft-ish, tyteen4a03. ^.^
#2042 [14:38] <Marc_IRL> Nice auto message
#2043 [14:38] <Morrolan> err,
#2044 [14:38] <gPad2002> lol
#2045 [14:38] <Morrolan> #minecrafthelp is becoming #minecraft-ish*
#2046 [14:38] <Boreeas> Morrolan: One would assume that?
#2047 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I know what you mean, and I am the cause
#2048 [14:39] <InfinicraftPVP> how to you make irc bots
#2049 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> I think
#2050 [14:39] <InfinicraftPVP> -_-
#2051 [14:39] <Boreeas> Oh :P
#2052 [14:39] <Marc_IRL> Or as I like to say, refresh help.mojang.com or go outside :p
#2053 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> InfinicraftPVP: by learning how to code, Python is a good start
#2054 [14:39] <InfinicraftPVP> how do*
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#2056 [14:39] <VoxelHead> PcJamesy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2057 [14:39] <Boreeas> InfinicraftPVP: Do you know any programming language?
#2058 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> Marc_IRL: it's 2:30 AM here, how am I supposed to do so ;_;
#2059 [14:39] <InfinicraftPVP> a bit of HTML
#2060 [14:39] <Brennan> xales: yes i no but wen i have 32 bit java, minecraft runs out of memory, and it was never fixed really, its weird wat happens is sometimes it works and i can logon, all i do is play for 5 mins and it loses connection to minecraft.net again
#2061 [14:39] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Then go to bed, in god's name. oO
#2062 [14:39] <avander_> learn C++ or java :P if ur gettin started then python
#2063 [14:39] <Boreeas> InfinicraftPVP: HTML is not a programming language
#2064 [14:39] <InfinicraftPVP> oh -_-
#2065 [14:40] <Marc_IRL> tyteen4a03: Bring a potion of night vision!
#2066 [14:40] <Myritek> Really, avander_? Everyone told me to start with Python.
#2067 [14:40] <Brennan> xales: i never did anything to break it i just played minecraft and it breaks
#2068 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> Myritek: Python is a good start, yes
#2069 [14:40] <Boreeas> If it's not Turing complete, it's not worth learning!
#2070 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I want to, but IRC is too addicting
#2071 [14:40] <gPad2002> Python <3
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#2073 [14:40] <VoxelHead> Tanjoodo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2074 [14:40] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - Heh.
#2075 [14:40] <Morrolan> Start with Perl!
#2076 [14:40] <gPad2002> TANJOODO
#2077 [14:40] <gPad2002> DUDE
#2078 [14:40] <gPad2002> <3
#2079 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> hi Tanjoodo, long time no see
#2080 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> not sure if you remember me but still
#2081 [14:41] <Boreeas> Morrolan: Why don't you tell them to learn Brainfuck
#2082 [14:41] <Myritek> Anyways, that's offtopic (but thank you). Shotz: Did you try checking Volume Mixer to see if your Minecraft is turned down there?
#2083 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> Myritek: I think he did
#2084 [14:41] <Morrolan> Boreeas - Because Perl has its uses, and is said to teach you a lot, unlike Brainfuck. :P
#2085 [14:41] <Brennan> so i guess everyone is out of ideas to help me
#2086 [14:41] <Morrolan> (Note: I yet have to try Perl)
#2087 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: you're allowed to mix perl 5 and perl 6 code
#2088 [14:41] <gPad2002> Ew, perl
#2089 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> Ew, JTE
#2090 [14:42] <gPad2002> JTE's okay when he doesn't hit on you
#2091 [14:42] <Shotz> Marc, can you help me?
#2092 [14:42] <InfinicraftPVP> can someone send me a code i can put it on my site i know there is a way with php
#2093 [14:42] <gPad2002> >.>
#2094 [14:42] <sandy> im depressed i cannot get on :/
#2095 [14:42] <InfinicraftPVP> can someone send me a code i can put it on my site i know there is a way with php?
#2096 [14:42] <Myritek> Ew, Minecraft. Anyone else have questions? :P
#2097 [14:42] <Morrolan> InfinicraftPVP - Google will help.
#2098 [14:42] <Morrolan> If you just want an IRC client on your website, look into the various webchat clients out there.
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#2100 [14:42] <avander_> Minecraft? noo...this channel is not for that..
#2101 [14:42] <VoxelHead> stone_rhino, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2102 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: pretty sure he wants a bot
#2103 [14:43] <Morrolan> A... bot in PHP?
#2104 [14:43] * Catfish [Catfish@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2105 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: yeah
#2106 [14:43] <VoxelHead> Catfish, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2107 [14:43] <gPad2002> I've done that.
#2108 [14:43] <Morrolan> That's like growing my tomatoes in antarctica.
#2109 [14:43] <gPad2002> It hurts.
#2110 [14:43] <Morrolan> It works, but it's silly.
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#2112 [14:43] <VoxelHead> hrbatta, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2113 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> gPad2002: like the other night you lost your virginity
#2114 [14:43] <gPad2002> I did?
#2115 [14:43] * Fegyflow26 [Fegyflow26@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2116 [14:43] <VoxelHead> Fegyflow26, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2117 [14:43] <Brennan> tyteen: can u provide a link to java 6 (32-bit) plz?
#2118 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> gPad2002: I think
#2119 [14:43] <Boreeas> Well, have fun guys. I'm getting dinner.
#2120 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brennan java/1.6
#2121 [14:43] <gPad2002> tyteen4a03: News to me
#2122 [14:43] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/1.6) You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#2123 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> bye Boreeas
#2124 [14:44] <tyteen4a03> gPad2002: you probably don't remember
#2125 [14:44] <gPad2002> Morrolan: You know that feeling when someone shoves a ten-foot spoke up your ass?
#2126 [14:44] <tyteen4a03> but I think I may have a slight chance of a possibility to have witnessed it
#2127 [14:44] <gPad2002> Write a bot in PHP and realise that the spike would feel better
#2128 [14:44] <Morrolan> gPad2002 - I don't, and I don't plan to find out anytime soon.
#2129 [14:44] <hrbatta> okay thats all info i need :D about mojang servers :D
#2130 [14:44] <Morrolan> Oh, okay, good to know.
#2131 [14:44] <gPad2002> :P
#2132 [14:44] <stone_rhino> delightful
#2133 [14:45] <stone_rhino> at least i know whats going on
#2134 [14:45] <Fegyflow26> My minecraft multilplayer is acting weird when I click on the server It conects but on the login part it stops and gives a whole bunch of code overlaping each other what's going on?
#2135 [14:45] <Morrolan> Fegyflow26 - Like VoxelHead said, auth servers are having a hiccup.
#2136 [14:45] <stone_rhino> that would be the login problem
#2137 [14:45] <Fegyflow26> I see
#2138 [14:46] <Fegyflow26> ok peace out
#2139 [14:46] <stone_rhino> its interesting how 1.3.1 is having auth issues.
#2140 [14:46] * Jebsucks [Jebsucks@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2141 [14:46] <VoxelHead> Jebsucks, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2142 [14:46] <tyteen4a03> nice name
#2143 [14:46] <Catfish> LOL Nice name
#2144 [14:46] <stone_rhino> trololololol?
#2145 [14:46] <Catfish> Meanwhile
#2146 [14:46] <stone_rhino> yeah
#2147 [14:46] <Catfish> FIX IT MOLLSTAM
#2148 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> Marc_IRL: I think you should hide
#2149 [14:47] <pokedude10> so that explains why i can't log into a server.
#2150 [14:47] <stone_rhino> we haz faith in you!
#2151 [14:47] <pokedude10> thanks VoxelHead
#2152 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#2153 [14:47] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2154 [14:47] <stone_rhino> ?? derp
#2155 [14:47] <Brennan> idk i give up, bye tyteen
#2156 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> bye Brennan
#2157 [14:47] <Brennan> bye :(
#2158 [14:47] <stone_rhino> ?? joke
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#2160 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mhall, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2161 [14:49] <mhall> how do you will con
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#2163 [14:49] <VoxelHead> Ethan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2164 [14:49] * mr_trousers [mr_trousers@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2165 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2166 [14:49] <mhall> will running it in offline mode fix it?>
#2167 [14:49] <Morrolan> It would allow you to connect, yes.
#2168 [14:50] <mhall> how do i do that
#2169 [14:50] <mhall> is it in server properties?
#2170 [14:50] <Morrolan> However, you'd then have the issue that, without client-sided modifications, only one player could be on at once.
#2171 [14:50] <tyteen4a03> mhall: Yes
#2172 [14:50] <stone_rhino> its odd how all of a sudden they're having these auth server problems with 1.3
#2173 [14:50] <Morrolan> Also, everyone could log in with whatever name he wants, impersonation staff.
#2174 [14:50] <mhall> thanks guys
#2175 [14:50] <tyteen4a03> stone_rhino: it is not rare
#2176 [14:50] <Morrolan> impersonating*
#2177 [14:50] <avander_> Minecraft.net Currently unable to check service status. Mojang accounts website Currently unable to check service status. Minecraft logins Currently unable to check service status. Mojang accounts login Currently unable to check service status. Minecraft multiplayer sessions Currently unable to check service statu
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#2179 [14:50] <VoxelHead> logan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2180 [14:50] <avander_> cry
#2181 [14:50] <stone_rhino> interesting
#2182 [14:50] * tyteen4a03 ventures into idleness
#2182 [14:51] <logan> so whats the deal with logins
#2183 [14:51] <avander_> off
#2184 [14:51] <avander_> ..
#2185 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> logan: Doesn't work at the moment
#2186 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> !login
#2187 [14:51] <logan> well we know that
#2188 [14:51] <stone_rhino> derp, <points to MOTD>
#2189 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> just the multiplayer bit
#2190 [14:51] <logan> I know i read the MOTD
#2191 [14:51] <Myritek> Does /everyone/ miss the message that gets thrown at them as they join?
#2192 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> stone_rhino: nobody reads the topic sadly
#2193 [14:51] <logan> I READ IT, LOL.
#2194 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> Myritek: Yes, people tend to ignore it
#2195 [14:51] * Ludd [Ludd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2196 [14:51] * nightfall8154 [nightfall8154@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2197 [14:51] <VoxelHead> Ludd, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2198 [14:51] <xales> tyteen4a03: I'm just going to start kicking people that ignore it
#2199 [14:51] * Morrolan hands logan a flower bouquet
#2199 [14:51] <VoxelHead> nightfall8154, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2200 [14:51] <xales> they can be like "wtf is going on"
#2201 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> xales: good
#2202 [14:51] <Morrolan> Congrats, you're one of the few who did.
#2203 [14:51] <xales> and read back
#2204 [14:51] <Myritek> logan: And then you still asked...
#2205 [14:52] <DopeGhoti> we could just set +m
#2206 [14:52] <tyteen4a03> Myritek: I think he wants to know why
#2207 [14:52] <logan> What I'm saying is Jeb really needs to fix this authentification for good!
#2208 [14:52] <gPad2002> Life doesn't work like that.
#2209 [14:52] <DopeGhoti> logan: but that's Mollstam's job.
#2210 [14:52] <Morrolan> The server guys will have to work on that. :)
#2211 [14:52] <Myritek> tyteen4a03: Don't break my complaining, man. I don't get to do enough of it as it is.
#2212 [14:52] <Morrolan> Mollstam and <guy whose name I always forget>
#2213 [14:52] <Morrolan> nick, rather.
#2214 [14:52] <tyteen4a03> Myritek: heh
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#2216 [14:53] <VoxelHead> g, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2217 [14:54] <xales> yeah g
#2218 [14:54] <gPad2002> ...
#2219 [14:54] <xales> please be advised
#2220 [14:54] <gPad2002> lol
#2221 [14:54] <gPad2002> Shaddup, vox
#2222 [14:54] * mib_ihmvmf [mib_ihmvmf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2223 [14:54] <VoxelHead> mib_ihmvmf, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2224 [14:54] * hrbatta [hrbatta@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2225 [14:54] <VoxelHead> hrbatta, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2226 [14:55] * Miclee [Miclee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2227 [14:55] <VoxelHead> Miclee, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2228 [14:55] * Daniel68180 [Daniel68180@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2229 [14:55] <VoxelHead> Daniel68180, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2230 [14:56] <nightfall8154> Is mojang working on Multiplayer server cause i cannot log in said connection lost (Failed to login: java.IOException:Server returned HTTP response code: 503 for URL: Http:// session.minecraft.net/game/joinserver.jsp?user=Nightfall8154&sessionId=569a8fccbaae5ee6b9871b5d2bc7bd23a50ach41&serverid=3ae21c9b80a31a296fd3ed17b14506318f928f7)
#2231 [14:56] * Fegyflow26 [Fegyflow26@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2232 [14:56] <VoxelHead> Fegyflow26, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2233 [14:56] <Myritek> Yes, nightfall8154: If you saw the message that was sent to you as you joined, there's issues with the server right now.
#2234 [14:57] <nightfall8154> ok thank you :)
#2235 [14:57] <stone_rhino> out of curiosity here
#2236 [14:57] <Myritek> What's up, stone_rhino?
#2237 [14:57] <stone_rhino> ive had an issue where ive banned a player
#2238 [14:57] <stone_rhino> he comes back with a nother name
#2239 [14:57] <xales> Ban by IP, not name
#2240 [14:57] <stone_rhino> for using racist remarks
#2241 [14:57] <stone_rhino> ok
#2242 [14:57] <Fegyflow26> The minecraft general chat wont work for me any advice on that
#2243 [14:57] <stone_rhino> but the same player having 20 accounts?
#2244 [14:57] <oldtopman> "ban-ip <IP address>"
#2245 [14:58] <stone_rhino> yeah, he's IP banned
#2246 [14:58] <stone_rhino> nos
#2247 [14:58] <stone_rhino> now*
#2248 [14:58] <xales> ??> Fegyflow26 irc
#2249 [14:58] <VoxelHead> Fegyflow26: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#2250 [14:58] * zain191 [zain191@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2251 [14:58] <VoxelHead> Fegyflow26: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#2252 [14:58] <VoxelHead> zain191, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2253 [14:58] <stone_rhino> but it just seems that its akward for a single person to have paid a lot of money for that many accounts just to troll 1 server
#2254 [14:59] <xales> stone_rhino: Usually they are using accounts of other people that have been compromised.
#2255 [14:59] <xales> stone_rhino: Usually they are using accounts of other people that have been compromised.
#2256 [14:59] * Fegyflow26 [Fegyflow26@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2257 [14:59] <stone_rhino> xales: thanks, ive already forwarded the names of the offenders to a blacklist
#2258 [15:00] <tyteen4a03> stone_rhino: This is why you should consider a Global Banning solution, like MCBans or MCBlockIt
#2259 [15:00] <xales> lol MCBans
#2260 [15:00] <stone_rhino> mcbans seems to hurt server owners more than the players as of late
#2261 [15:00] <tyteen4a03> xales: I donated my IPB license just before Firestar threw everybody out
#2262 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> stone_rhino: sadly, yes
#2263 [15:01] * Deathknight0897 [Deathknight0897@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2264 [15:01] <zain191> Am in the correct place for help with minecraft problems because i seem to be getting java.io.IOException: Server returned HTTP response code: 503 for URL: http://session.minecraft.net/game/checkserver.jsp?user=zain191&serverId=703e1e65531f7f7068a85e9cd293d0df1f8b1447 when i try and connect to my server
#2265 [15:01] <VoxelHead> Deathknight0897, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2266 [15:01] <stone_rhino> zain, auth servers are having issue
#2267 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> zain191: Auth servers are down
#2268 [15:01] <zain191> Oh
#2269 [15:01] <zain191> Thank for the Info :D
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#2271 [15:02] <VoxelHead> Daniel68180, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2272 [15:02] <Deathknight0897> there back up right now
#2273 [15:02] <stone_rhino> also, i was kinda wondering if there was a way to get in contact with mojang's legal department about a fraud website
#2274 [15:02] * Micmager [Micmager@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2275 [15:03] <Deathknight0897> ALL SERVERS BACKUP JUST CONNECTED
#2276 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Micmager, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2277 [15:03] <zain191> The servers are up :D:D:D
#2278 [15:03] <Deathknight0897> THTS A LIE JUST LOGGED INTO MY SERVER
#2279 [15:03] <xales> ??> Deathknight0897 dont/shout
#2280 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Deathknight0897: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#2281 [15:03] <Micmager> wait
#2282 [15:03] <Deathknight0897> NO IM SHOUTING
#2283 [15:03] <Micmager> does that mean that I can finally log in to my account?
#2284 [15:03] * xales kicked Deathknight0897 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: eathknight0897 :Then you're also leaving.)
#2285 [15:04] <Micmager> hmm
#2286 [15:04] <xales> stone_rhino: I'm sure they probably know about them already, but you could try contacting them using the help.mojang.com form I guess.
#2287 [15:04] <stone_rhino> ok thanks xales.
#2288 [15:04] <Micmager> well
#2289 [15:04] <tyteen4a03> not like it helps, but still
#2290 [15:04] <Micmager> I still can't log in >.>
#2291 [15:04] <tyteen4a03> !login
#2292 [15:04] <tyteen4a03> Micmager: ^
#2293 [15:05] <Micmager> ah
#2294 [15:05] <Micmager> ok then
#2295 [15:05] <Micmager> guess I'll be waiting another little bit before I can play in anything other than offline
#2296 [15:06] <Micmager> I thought I'd been hacked this morning when it told me the login failed
#2297 [15:06] <avander_> it's still working with hamachi if someone want lol...
#2298 [15:06] <avander_> but my comp can't handle dat so..
#2299 [15:07] <avander_> just an idea..
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#2301 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Guest_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2302 [15:08] <Guest_> Can anybody speak german here?
#2303 [15:09] <oldtopman> Guest_: Ein wenig.
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#2305 [15:09] <VoxelHead> mhall, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2306 [15:09] <mhall> ok so my friend keeps timing out when he connect to my server
#2307 [15:10] <oldtopman> mhall: Read what vox said.
#2308 [15:10] <Guest_> Wo finde ich deutsche hilfe um meinen eigenen minecraft server zu verwalten?
#2309 [15:10] <mhall> ik im in offline mode
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#2311 [15:10] <VoxelHead> GlimmerGirl, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2312 [15:11] <oldtopman> Ich weiß nicht. Vielleicht suchen einen Deutsch-Version von "Bukkit".
#2313 [15:11] <mhall> its saying internal exception:java.net.cokettimeoutexception: read time out
#2314 [15:11] <oldtopman> mhall: I would wait until the servers come back up, because I'm fairly certain that's the cause of the issue.
#2315 [15:11] <mhall> ok
#2316 [15:12] <oldtopman> It could be port forwarding though.
#2317 [15:12] <Guest_> :D okay thank you oldtopman :D
#2318 [15:12] <oldtopman> Guest_: No problem.
#2319 [15:12] <Myritek> Nice, oldtopman. Multilingual support up in here.
#2320 [15:12] <InfinicraftPVP> does anyone know how to make a irc server? CENTOS server
#2321 [15:12] <blink> is the goddamn auth down again
#2322 [15:12] <blink> !login
#2323 [15:12] <oldtopman> Myritek: Less of a speaking german, more of a google translate removing english idioms :P
#2324 [15:12] <blink> FFFFF-
#2325 [15:13] <oldtopman> InfinicraftPVP: No, we don't. This is for minecrafthelp, not ircd help.
#2326 [15:13] <blink> Mojang needs to get their shit together
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#2330 [15:13] <VoxelHead> pokedude10, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2331 [15:15] <stone_rhino> i was able to login to my server
#2332 [15:16] <oldtopman> stone_rhino: They are working intermittently to an extent, but they are not up yet.
#2333 [15:16] <stone_rhino> k
#2334 [15:18] <mib_e9iuvb> mine is fixed
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#2336 [15:22] <VoxelHead> Guest_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2337 [15:22] <VoxelHead> Guest_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2340 [15:23] <VoxelHead> Savage1969, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2342 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Vern8k, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2344 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Marcelit4, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2346 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Wayne, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2347 [15:25] <Marcelit4> Hey
#2348 [15:25] <Wayne> Anyone having trouble getting past the launcher?
#2349 [15:25] <Marcelit4> how can i turn on cheats in my old world ?
#2350 [15:25] <Wayne> ah nvm, just read the update
#2351 [15:26] <Marcelit4> hmm ?
#2352 [15:26] <Wayne> Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2353 [15:26] <Wayne> ^
#2354 [15:26] <Marcelit4> Wayne ?
#2355 [15:26] <Wayne> now im getting an update..
#2356 [15:26] <Marcelit4> do you know ?
#2357 [15:26] <Marcelit4> how can i turn on cheats in my old world ?
#2358 [15:27] <Wayne> no idea, dont use cheats
#2359 [15:27] <Marcelit4> just need to fly ;d
#2360 [15:27] <xales> Marcelit4: Google it. There's probably a thread on the forum about it.
#2361 [15:27] <Marcelit4> googled before
#2362 [15:27] <Wayne> how can i play single player if i cant log in?
#2363 [15:27] <Marcelit4> there is no topics in 1.3.1
#2364 [15:27] <Marcelit4> play offinline
#2365 [15:28] <Wayne> wheres that option?
#2366 [15:28] <Myritek> When you log in and it doesn't allow you to log in, it'll ask you if you want to Try Again or Play Offline.
#2367 [15:28] <Marcelit4> log in without paassowrd
#2368 [15:28] <Myritek> Or just do what Marcelit4 said, it'd be faster.
#2369 [15:28] <Wayne> thanks
#2370 [15:28] <Marcelit4> yap
#2371 [15:29] <Marcelit4> allright
#2372 [15:29] <Wayne> still cant get the game to work tho..
#2373 [15:29] <Wayne> :/
#2374 [15:30] <Wayne> anyone able to play single player?
#2375 [15:31] <xales> Wayne: Why can't you log in?
#2376 [15:31] <Wayne> servers are down
#2377 [15:31] <xales> !login
#2378 [15:32] <xales> Wayne: Seems to be working now, and you should still be able to play single-player :p
#2379 [15:32] <Wayne> my game just stops responding
#2380 [15:32] <Myritek> Try force-updating?
#2381 [15:33] <Wayne> trying
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#2383 [15:35] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2384 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> I sent a detailed message to the makers of minecraft
#2385 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> of your behavior
#2386 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> now may i ask agifan
#2387 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> you guys said
#2388 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> the link you gave me would work
#2389 [15:36] <yoyoballer2> for the demo
#2390 [15:37] <yoyoballer2> it dident even open
#2391 [15:37] <Myritek> Try to limit your sentences to one message, it makes it easier to understand.
#2392 [15:37] <yoyoballer2> do you have any others
#2393 [15:37] <Myritek> Links to the demo version? Give me a second.
#2394 [15:37] <yoyoballer2> There should be around 4
#2395 [15:38] <yoyoballer2> becouse that is what xales and morrolan and voxelhead gave me
#2396 [15:38] <yoyoballer2> and none of them work
#2397 [15:38] <Morrolan> Vox is a bot. :)
#2398 [15:38] <Myritek> Eh... I would trust hem more than me.
#2399 [15:38] <Myritek> them*
#2400 [15:38] <Morrolan> As for your issue - as we said, it's most likely Java 1.7
#2401 [15:38] <yoyoballer2> Morro
#2402 [15:38] <yoyoballer2> i changed it
#2403 [15:38] <yoyoballer2> sorry for my sons behavior
#2404 [15:38] <xales> Morrolan: Should I paste what I have in my clipboard? ._.
#2405 [15:39] <Morrolan> As for your e-mail - a) They are backlogged by two months, b) we are a community, not employed by Mojang.
#2406 [15:39] <yoyoballer2> im just trying to get his game working
#2407 [15:39] <xales> yoyoballer2: It's a demo, not "his game"
#2408 [15:39] <Morrolan> Fine, then stay in here, ask, be polite, and you might get help.
#2409 [15:39] <yoyoballer2> ok
#2410 [15:39] <yoyoballer2> this is my sons father and im trying to fix his game
#2411 [15:39] <yoyoballer2> well hsi demo
#2412 [15:39] <yoyoballer2> his*
#2413 [15:39] <xales> Ever heard the old adage "you get what you pay for"?
#2414 [15:39] <xales> You paid for nothing, you can't expect to get anything.
#2415 [15:39] <Morrolan> Oh, and some patience might be required, for someone else will have to help you. :)
#2416 [15:40] <xales> As you've been told, the demo doesn't work.
#2417 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> Ok
#2418 [15:40] <xales> At all, under any circumstance, at the moment.
#2419 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> xales
#2420 [15:40] <Morrolan> Easiest solution would be to wait for Mojang to fix the demo.
#2421 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> i was told in messages
#2422 [15:40] <DopeGhoti> Also, the auth servers are down right now, so any help we could even try to give would be only somewhat helpful
#2423 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> there is some that work
#2424 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> old demos
#2425 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> outdated
#2426 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> for him to download and try
#2427 [15:40] <yoyoballer2> and they will work
#2428 [15:40] <DopeGhoti> the old, outdated demo _may_ work, but it's deprecated.
#2429 [15:40] <xales> They may, or may not work.
#2430 [15:41] <yoyoballer2> is it like the one on the webpage?
#2431 [15:41] <xales> No.
#2432 [15:41] <yoyoballer2> the one on webpage sucks by the wya
#2433 [15:41] <yoyoballer2> way
#2434 [15:41] <xales> "Minecraft Classic is a several years old version of Minecraft and is no longer supported, nor is it being worked on."
#2435 [15:42] <Morrolan> It only stayed there because of nostalgia, and because there's no working demo yet I'd assume.
#2436 [15:42] <Morrolan> Chances are it'll be removed once the current demo is working.
#2437 [15:42] <yoyoballer2> pl
#2438 [15:42] <yoyoballer2> ok
#2439 [15:42] <yoyoballer2> you guys make millions of dollars a week correct?
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#2441 [15:42] <VoxelHead> |8bitben|Away, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2442 [15:42] <Morrolan> We don't make anything, still.
#2443 [15:42] <Morrolan> None here works for Mojang.
#2444 [15:42] <yoyoballer2> no
#2445 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> not that
#2446 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> i mean the company
#2447 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> the company makes millions of dollars a week
#2448 [15:43] <Morrolan> Eh, millions a week is a bit too much.
#2449 [15:43] <xales> Uh, you can calculate more or less exactly how much Mojang has made.
#2450 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> ok
#2451 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> ok
#2452 [15:43] <Morrolan> But they surely don't earn bad.
#2453 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> im trying to say
#2454 [15:43] <xales> It's somewhere in the vicinity of $35 million over the lifetime of the company.
#2455 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> cant you use that money
#2456 [15:43] <yoyoballer2> to fix all the problems
#2457 [15:43] <xales> That's not how money works.
#2458 [15:43] <xales> And "we" can't.
#2459 [15:43] <TheNoodle> YES IT IS XALES
#2460 [15:43] <TheNoodle> MONEY IS MAGICAL
#2461 [15:43] <Morrolan> You know the saying about how money can't buy everything?
#2462 [15:44] <Morrolan> It's actually true.
#2463 [15:44] <xales> Morrolan: Actually...
#2464 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> ik
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#2466 [15:44] <VoxelHead> EricReitz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2467 [15:44] <xales> Morrolan: Not if you're an American.
#2468 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> im trying to say
#2469 [15:44] <xales> ;)
#2470 [15:44] <Morrolan> xales - Heh.
#2471 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> you could tell the owners
#2472 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> to fix the problems
#2473 [15:44] <Morrolan> We rarely have contact.
#2474 [15:44] <xales> yoyoballer2: Again, it doesn't work that way.
#2475 [15:44] <xales> What do you think they do all day?
#2476 [15:44] <xales> Sit around on their asses and get drunk?
#2477 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> the company does not make 'millions per week'
#2478 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> we've beeen over this
#2479 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> Sit at a desk and answer complains and fix problems
#2480 [15:44] <yoyoballer2> and organize there company
#2481 [15:44] <xales> Okay.
#2482 [15:45] <xales> Easy solution
#2483 [15:45] <xales> I'm just going to paste what's in my clipboard.
#2484 [15:45] <yoyoballer2> eh?
#2485 [15:45] <yoyoballer2> o
#2486 [15:45] <yoyoballer2> ok
#2487 [15:45] * Myritek braces.
#2487 [15:45] <Morrolan> xales - Use Vox.
#2488 [15:45] <Morrolan> I think this calls for a more permanent solution.
#2489 [15:45] <xales> Morrolan: I forget my auth stuff :(
#2490 [15:46] <yoyoballer2> Banning my account?
#2491 [15:46] <yoyoballer2> so i cant ask for help?
#2492 [15:46] <DopeGhoti> We can't do anything to your account
#2493 [15:46] <DopeGhoti> we don't work for Mojang.
#2494 [15:46] * xales kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :Lying isn't a nice thing to do. 10-year-olds don't threaten to make phone calls. Take your moronic, meritless complaints and attitude and shove them up your arse.)
#2495 [15:46] <xales> *sigh*
#2496 [15:46] <Morrolan> If you continue to refuse to listen we, err.
#2497 [15:46] <Morrolan> well, yea, that.
#2498 [15:46] <DopeGhoti> ??>> yoyoballer2 attitude
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#2500 [15:46] <yoyoballer2> it wasent my son who said he would call
#2501 [15:46] <VoxelHead> yoyoballer2, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2502 [15:46] <yoyoballer2> it was me xales
#2503 [15:47] <Morrolan> yoyoballer2 - You, your son, whoever it is, you refuse to listen.
#2504 [15:47] <Morrolan> You ask the SAME questions again and again.
#2505 [15:47] <yoyoballer2> and i do
#2506 [15:47] <Morrolan> Then you wait a few minute, and ask them again.
#2507 [15:47] <yoyoballer2> and you give me links
#2508 [15:47] <yoyoballer2> that dont work
#2509 [15:47] <DopeGhoti> okay
#2510 [15:47] <DopeGhoti> listen
#2511 [15:47] <Morrolan> I believe that I can speak for this channel's ops, when I say that we are fed up with it.
#2512 [15:47] <adamridley11> omg just get rid of this guy and his spam
#2513 [15:47] <yoyoballer2> knowing im a parent of kids that play your games
#2514 [15:48] <DopeGhoti> several things: Firstly- Mojang's servers are currently having a problem that's preventing more or less everything crom working
#2515 [15:48] <yoyoballer2> and my son saw people say they spent an extra 30 bucks
#2516 [15:48] <xales> yoyoballer2: Obviously you aren't, seeing as how they aren't "our games" and that you haven't even bought said games.
#2517 [15:48] <oldtopman> aj
#2518 [15:48] <yoyoballer2> Hello
#2519 [15:48] <xales> Hi.
#2520 [15:48] <DopeGhoti> secondly: You are not listening when we tell you that the outdated demo is outdated and unsupported
#2521 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/bother
#2522 [15:49] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#2523 [15:49] <yoyoballer2> can you let me use it
#2524 [15:49] <xales> No.
#2525 [15:49] <xales> You may not use it.
#2526 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> Please consult the rules
#2527 [15:49] <xales> You may not play our games.
#2528 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> ?? rules
#2529 [15:49] <VoxelHead> rules: http://is.gd/zB1w9I
#2530 [15:49] <xales> You are an asshole, and as such, we refuse to do business with you.
#2531 [15:49] <xales> Goodbye.
#2532 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> read them before particpating in this channel again
#2533 [15:49] <adamridley11> go ask microsoft about your windows 98 bugs then when they refuse to help you make a phone call
#2534 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> I am going to give you a five minute vacation you can use to peruse the rules.
#2535 [15:49] <yoyoballer2> No dont
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#2537 [15:49] <VoxelHead> TrueWolves, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2538 [15:49] <xales> Too bad.
#2539 [15:49] <xales> Bye, have a nice vacation.
#2540 [15:49] <yoyoballer2> you call yourself volunteers
#2541 [15:50] <yoyoballer2> your cock sucking assholes
#2542 [15:50] <adamridley11> lol
#2543 [15:50] <xales> DopeGhoti: I think his vacation just got elongated.
#2544 [15:50] <adamridley11> id volunteer to boot him
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#2546 [15:50] <VoxelHead> doddleman90, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2547 [15:50] <yoyoballer2> by a 15 year old ass hole?
#2548 [15:50] * VoxelHead kicked yoyoballer2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oyoballer2 :Banned: Refusing to listen, threatening to call Mojang, being an annoying pest.)
#2549 [15:50] <adamridley11> rofl trolls be trolling
#2550 [15:50] <xales> DopeGhoti: Do I have access to Vox?
#2551 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Whoa.. what did I come back to?
#2552 [15:50] <Morrolan> Seven days. If it makes him calm down - great.
#2553 [15:50] <doddleman90> guys any idea how to fix the bad login message i keep getting?
#2554 [15:50] <DopeGhoti> xales: you do
#2555 [15:51] <xales> doddleman90: The login servers are having some issues at the moment.
#2556 [15:51] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine - A very annoyed Morrolan and xales, and a semi-calm DopeGhoti. :)
#2557 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> I can see that.
#2558 [15:51] <doddleman90> well is there any way i can login to my mates server?
#2559 [15:51] <Morrolan> Ban lasts seven days, might make him calm down.
#2560 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> doddleman90: no
#2561 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> 12:49 <@ VoxelHead> | doddleman90, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2562 [15:51] <doddleman90> is there a date it will be fixxed?
#2563 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> okay
#2564 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> It'll be fixed when it's fixed
#2565 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> that's it
#2566 [15:52] <adamridley11> it will be fixed in 1 year definately
#2567 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> I'm implementing the plan I outlined in the break room
#2568 [15:52] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine - Some background, he's been on earlier, asked about the demo, got told it didn't work right now. From then on he began threatening us, began cursing, got kicked, got banned for a short while.
#2569 [15:52] <Moose> DopeGhoti: does it automatically update?
#2570 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> Moose: no, it does not.
#2571 [15:52] <doddleman90> great i buy minecraft and cant even play :)
#2572 [15:52] <Morrolan> Continued like that, pissed me off badly, now he returned, and I'm fed up. ;)
#2573 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Noted, thanks. Glad you guys got it straightened out.
#2574 [15:52] <Moose> DopeGhoti: but does it blend?
#2575 [15:52] <Myritek> doddleman90: Can always play singleplayer
#2576 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> Moose: Yes. the only thing that does not blend is the blade from a BLendTec blender.
#2577 [15:52] <oldtopman> GreyVulpine: <yoyoballer2> you call yourself volunteers<yoyoballer2> your cock sucking assholes - sums it up nicely
#2578 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> I just got home from work to see that.
#2579 [15:53] <Morrolan> Heh.
#2580 [15:53] <oldtopman> heh
#2581 [15:53] * oldtopman is a day late and a dollar short
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#2583 [15:53] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2584 [15:53] <VoxelHead> Keltinray, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2585 [15:53] <Morrolan> And now his ISP cut the wire, because of those nasty words sent to him ;)
#2586 [15:53] <oldtopman> heh
#2587 [15:53] <Boreeas> Oh, I missed the fun again
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#2589 [15:55] <VoxelHead> bildramer, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2591 [15:57] <VoxelHead> erroch|gone, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2593 [16:03] <VoxelHead> dasdasdas, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2595 [16:04] <VoxelHead> Utoxin, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2597 [16:04] <VoxelHead> doddleman90, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2599 [16:08] <VoxelHead> erroch|gone, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2601 [16:08] <VoxelHead> jinsinji, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2602 [16:09] <jinsinji> ah
#2603 [16:09] * jnelmark [jnelmark@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2604 [16:09] <VoxelHead> jnelmark, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2605 [16:09] <jnelmark> i cant get on
#2606 [16:09] <jnelmark> it says bad login
#2607 [16:09] <jnelmark> why
#2608 [16:10] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Because the servers are down.
#2609 [16:10] <jnelmark> why
#2610 [16:10] <oldtopman> We don't know.
#2611 [16:10] <jnelmark> they were just all up
#2612 [16:10] <oldtopman> Well, they aren't up now.
#2613 [16:10] <oldtopman> Sorry.
#2614 [16:10] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#2615 [16:10] <Grim_Reaper> Oh oldtopman is an op nao :3? gratz
#2616 [16:10] <jnelmark> i cant even get on my own server
#2617 [16:10] <jnelmark> can i be an op
#2618 [16:11] <oldtopman> jnelmark: That's because the servers are down. And no.
#2619 [16:11] <oldtopman> Grim_Reaper: Thank you, thank you.
#2620 [16:11] <jnelmark> how do you get op just wondering
#2621 [16:11] * Merpanator100 [Merpanator100@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2622 [16:11] <VoxelHead> Merpanator100, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2623 [16:11] <Grim_Reaper> jnelmark no you cant :3
#2624 [16:11] <oldtopman> jnelmark: You spend about a year helping people with their problems, fall into favor with the other ops, and type correctly.
#2625 [16:11] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#2626 [16:11] <oldtopman> And luck. Must be lucky.
#2627 [16:11] <Morrolan> You can also spend a night with a few ops, if you prefer
#2628 [16:12] <jnelmark> ok
#2629 [16:12] <Morrolan> The quick and dirty way to get op.
#2630 [16:12] * Grim_Reaper spends the night with Morrolan
#2630 [16:12] <jnelmark> all night helping people
#2631 [16:12] <Morrolan> ^.^
#2632 [16:12] * oldtopman thinks that "spending a night" went over jnelmark's head
#2632 [16:12] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#2633 [16:12] <jnelmark> yes
#2634 [16:12] <oldtopman> jnelmark: The short story is, you can't be one, sorry.
#2635 [16:12] <jnelmark> im quite short
#2636 [16:12] <xales> ._.
#2637 [16:12] <Morrolan> Purrfect.
#2638 [16:12] <Grim_Reaper> Not sure if trolling..
#2639 [16:12] <jnelmark> But how do others get to be one
#2640 [16:13] <xales> jnelmark: They paid
#2641 [16:13] <Morrolan> If you're op on a channel, you can op them.
#2642 [16:13] <xales> $100,000
#2643 [16:13] <oldtopman> urm
#2644 [16:13] <xales> to me
#2645 [16:13] <xales> :D
#2646 [16:13] <Morrolan> So yea, the first op in here sold it to us.
#2647 [16:13] <xales> oldtopman: speaking of
#2648 [16:13] <xales> you still owe me that money
#2649 [16:13] * Grim_Reaper buys xales's op
#2649 [16:13] <xales> >:|
#2650 [16:13] <jnelmark> o
#2651 [16:13] <Morrolan> ;D
#2652 [16:13] <oldtopman> xales: I sent it to a group in austria that said they'd match the 100,000
#2653 [16:13] <jnelmark> how much for op
#2654 [16:13] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#2655 [16:14] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Please, we're joking with you a bit. You can't be one until you're older than 20 or so IRL.
#2656 [16:14] <Morrolan> Your payment cleared pretty fast, Grim_Reaper. :D
#2657 [16:14] <oldtopman> You're too young.
#2658 [16:14] <Grim_Reaper> Morrolan yeah
#2659 [16:14] <jnelmark> how old am i
#2660 [16:14] <Grim_Reaper> Sadly it wasn't enough to stay op
#2661 [16:14] <Morrolan> oldtopman - Oh, I'll just... deop myself then. :(
#2662 [16:14] <oldtopman> jnelmark: 12-15
#2663 [16:14] <adamridley11> any news on the server?
#2664 [16:14] <jnelmark> No
#2665 [16:14] <Grim_Reaper> adamridley11 nope
#2666 [16:14] <oldtopman> Morrolan: We'll give you a few years for free :D
#2667 [16:14] <adamridley11> kk thx
#2668 [16:14] <oldtopman> retcon you in, so to speak
#2669 [16:15] <Morrolan> oldtopman - Phew, thanks. :D
#2670 [16:15] <jnelmark> ok
#2671 [16:15] <Morrolan> One will do. :)
#2672 [16:15] <jnelmark> im 17
#2673 [16:15] * oldtopman hands Morrolan some of his years
#2673 [16:15] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Then come back 3 years from now.
#2674 [16:15] <oldtopman> Any more questions?
#2675 [16:15] <jnelmark> ok
#2676 [16:15] * xales snrks
#2676 [16:15] <Myritek> oldtopman: I think you're convincing him the only requirement is age.
#2677 [16:15] * Grim_Reaper hugs xales
#2677 [16:15] <jnelmark> what about my freind can he be op hes 24
#2678 [16:15] <oldtopman> v-v
#2679 [16:15] * Grim_Reaper hugs Wug
#2679 [16:15] <xales> jnelmark: Only if he has $100,000 lying around.
#2680 [16:15] <xales> In cash, nonsequential bills.
#2681 [16:15] <Morrolan> Myritek - Eh, we'll look further if he actually shows up in three years. ;)
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#2683 [16:16] <VoxelHead> ImASpork, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#2685 [16:16] <VoxelHead> NullEntity, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2686 [16:16] <oldtopman> Myritek: If he shows up in 3 years, maybe he's reliable enough to warrant further discussion on the topic :o
#2687 [16:16] <jnelmark> ok
#2688 [16:16] <jnelmark> bye
#2689 [16:16] <oldtopman> bye
#2690 [16:16] <Morrolan> Cya.
#2691 [16:16] <jnelmark> i got an idea
#2692 [16:16] <oldtopman> No, you don't.
#2693 [16:16] <Morrolan> Geistesblitz!
#2694 [16:16] * oldtopman shuts the door
#2694 [16:16] <xales> lol
#2695 [16:16] <NullEntity> Auth servers are down right now?
#2696 [16:16] <xales> Morrolan: SCHMETTERLING
#2697 [16:16] <oldtopman> NullEntity: Indeed.
#2698 [16:17] <jnelmark> how about you dont say anthing and i will answer the next 5 peoples questions that join
#2699 [16:17] <xales> jnelmark: no thanks
#2700 [16:17] <Morrolan> jnelmark - Sounds fine.
#2701 [16:17] <lutzee> !login
#2702 [16:17] <oldtopman> jnelmark: We'll pass.
#2703 [16:17] <NullEntity> Weird. My friend's not having any issues.
#2704 [16:17] <lutzee> Oh great....
#2705 [16:17] <Myritek> I think typing fast is also an op requirement. ..at least from what I've seen so far. :P
#2706 [16:17] <oldtopman> NullEntity: When they're down, every once in a while someone gets through.
#2707 [16:17] <Myritek> And NullEntity, I think it goes back adn forth.
#2708 [16:17] <Morrolan> That's just practice. :P
#2709 [16:17] <jnelmark> Servers are officaly back up
#2710 [16:17] <Morrolan> Some insanity is part of an op's job, too.
#2711 [16:17] <lutzee> Guys... logins are down as well as auth now
#2712 [16:17] <Morrolan> Comes with time.
#2713 [16:17] <oldtopman> jnelmark: No, they aren't. Can you go now v-v
#2714 [16:17] <adamridley11> really?
#2715 [16:17] <Morrolan> lutzee - Hmph, getting better and better.
#2716 [16:18] <jnelmark> yes
#2717 [16:18] <oldtopman> adamridley11: No.
#2718 [16:18] <lutzee> Ikr...
#2719 [16:18] <jnelmark> try
#2720 [16:18] <NullEntity> yeah, I just got through. It works occasionally
#2721 [16:18] <lutzee> Now no one can get on my server
#2722 [16:18] <oldtopman> jnelmark: No. They aren't. Please stop spreading dissent.
#2723 [16:18] <jnelmark> they are
#2724 [16:18] <jnelmark> try
#2725 [16:18] <jnelmark> try
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#2728 [16:18] * oldtopman kicked jnelmark from #minecrafthelp (Reason: nelmark :jnelmark)
#2729 [16:18] <VoxelHead> oldtopman, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2730 [16:18] <adamridley11> yea it worked
#2731 [16:18] <adamridley11> i got on
#2732 [16:18] <adamridley11> rofl
#2733 [16:18] <oldtopman> !login
#2734 [16:19] <adamridley11> dont kick him
#2735 [16:19] <adamridley11> hes right
#2736 [16:19] <oldtopman> feh
#2737 [16:19] <oldtopman> !login
#2738 [16:19] <adamridley11> ahahah
#2739 [16:19] * jnelmark [jnelmark@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2740 [16:19] <Grim_Reaper> !hug Morrolan and oldtopman
#2741 [16:19] <VoxelHead> jnelmark, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2742 [16:19] <jnelmark> dude
#2743 [16:19] <Myritek> I'm fairly sure it hasn't been consistently on all day.
#2744 [16:19] <adamridley11> rofl
#2745 [16:19] <jnelmark> look on the website
#2746 [16:19] <adamridley11> he was right
#2747 [16:19] * Morrolan hugs oldtopman
#2747 [16:19] <adamridley11> and you kicked him
#2748 [16:19] <jnelmark> there all back up
#2749 [16:19] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Just wait 15 minutes ;-;
#2750 [16:19] <jnelmark> look
#2751 [16:19] <adamridley11> rofl
#2752 [16:19] <Morrolan> G'night. :)
#2753 [16:19] <jnelmark> website says there ok
#2754 [16:19] <Myritek> jnelmark: This isn't the first they've started working for a bit. Don't be so sure!
#2755 [16:19] <adamridley11> someone is owed an appology lol
#2756 [16:19] <jnelmark> o
#2757 [16:19] <ImASpork> Why do these humans make phycical contact...
#2758 [16:19] * Morrolan plugs the auth server's power cord again
#2758 [16:20] <adamridley11> rofl
#2759 [16:20] <Morrolan> ImASpork - Because we enjoy it, maybe.
#2760 [16:20] <Morrolan> ImASpork - Alternatively, because Grim_Reaper triggered it.
#2761 [16:20] <ImASpork> "Maybe:
#2762 [16:20] <ImASpork> Well I'm untriggering it ;M)
#2763 [16:20] <oldtopman> Morrolan: http://xkcd.com/908/
#2764 [16:20] <ImASpork> ;)
#2765 [16:20] <Morrolan> Maybe also because I like to fool around a bit. ;)
#2766 [16:20] <Morrolan> oldtopman - Haha, yea.
#2767 [16:20] <Grim_Reaper> lol
#2768 [16:20] <jnelmark> dude
#2769 [16:21] <jnelmark> now minecraft.nets down
#2770 [16:21] <Morrolan> (I stay sane by acting insane, or so)
#2771 [16:21] <jnelmark> i know what there doing
#2772 [16:21] <Morrolan> Either way, cya. ;)
#2773 [16:21] <Myritek> *smug*
#2774 [16:21] <oldtopman> jnelmark: No crap. What did I say?
#2775 [16:21] <ImASpork> Agh, 1.3 sucks
#2776 [16:21] <jnelmark> there reseting each server
#2777 [16:21] <ImASpork> All these problems now
#2778 [16:21] * RemagYob [RemagYob@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2779 [16:21] <VoxelHead> RemagYob, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2780 [16:21] <xales> jnelmark: That's exactly how it works, yes.
#2781 [16:21] <RemagYob> Help!
#2782 [16:21] <xales> (That's sarcasm by the way)
#2783 [16:21] <xales> RemagYob: With?
#2784 [16:21] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Is there anything else we can help you with? The servers are down, you can't be an op - any more questions?
#2785 [16:21] <oldtopman> RemagYob: Read what VoxelHead said.
#2786 [16:21] <jnelmark> yes
#2787 [16:21] <RemagYob> xales: I'm playing singleplayer and I keep getting: Internal Server Error
#2788 [16:22] <xales> RemagYob: Are you using any mods/texture packs?
#2789 [16:22] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Ask it then.
#2790 [16:22] <jnelmark> whens the next update
#2791 [16:22] <jnelmark> lol
#2792 [16:22] <RemagYob> Yes
#2793 [16:22] <oldtopman> We don't know.
#2794 [16:22] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Is that it?
#2795 [16:22] <jnelmark> no
#2796 [16:22] <xales> jnelmark: In eleven days, seven hours, nineteen minutes, and forty-five seconds.
#2797 [16:22] <jnelmark> im thinking
#2798 [16:22] <oldtopman> jnelmark: Stop thinking and go away >.>
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#2800 [16:22] <VoxelHead> Infinicraft, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2801 [16:22] <RemagYob> xales, is it really?
#2802 [16:22] <xales> RemagYob: No.
#2803 [16:23] <xales> It could be, but that's not really likely
#2804 [16:23] <Infinicraft> i can login now but it says bad login
#2805 [16:23] * xales just pulled those numbers out of his arse
#2805 [16:23] <xales> Infinicraft: That would be because, like the message said, the servers are having some difficulty
#2806 [16:23] <Grim_Reaper> You guys really dont realize jnelmark is trolling you guys
#2807 [16:23] <RemagYob> xales: I am using Toomanyitems 1.3.1 and DokuCraft high 1.3.1
#2808 [16:23] <Grim_Reaper> he's bored
#2809 [16:23] <Infinicraft> is the storage server down for premium accounts?
#2810 [16:24] <Myritek> Storage server?
#2811 [16:24] <oldtopman> Grim_Reaper: We do, but we can't really ban him on this :/
#2812 [16:24] <Infinicraft> where they store the premium account data
#2813 [16:24] <Grim_Reaper> +q is the way
#2814 [16:24] <Infinicraft> or whatever
#2815 [16:24] <Infinicraft> cause bad login means your basically not on a premium account
#2816 [16:24] <Myritek> Servers in general are messing up, currently.
#2817 [16:24] <Infinicraft> i host a server and im kinda mad right now
#2818 [16:24] <Infinicraft> -_-
#2819 [16:24] <ImASpork> I wish 1.3.1 never came yet
#2820 [16:24] <Infinicraft> why
#2821 [16:25] <ImASpork> Cuse it practically started all this
#2822 [16:25] <ImASpork> Cause*
#2823 [16:25] <ImASpork> well
#2824 [16:25] <ImASpork> From what I've heard
#2825 [16:25] <Infinicraft> how?
#2826 [16:25] <ImASpork> Not sure
#2827 [16:25] <xales> ImASpork: All Minecraft updates are like this, usually.
#2828 [16:25] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#2829 [16:25] <ImASpork> Eh, true
#2830 [16:25] <Infinicraft> help.mojang.com is fine idk what happened
#2831 [16:27] <Infinicraft> only if i could contact notch -_-
#2832 [16:27] <Infinicraft> ask him any question day didnt they have that?
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#2834 [16:28] <VoxelHead> GreyBot, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2835 [16:28] * GreyVulpine [GreyVulpine@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2836 [16:28] <xales> Yeah, GreyBot
#2837 [16:28] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2838 [16:28] <xales> you better pay attention
#2839 [16:28] <ImASpork> Try twitter, hes responded to people on there before
#2840 [16:28] <ImASpork> You never know
#2841 [16:30] * skyboy [skyboy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2842 [16:30] <VoxelHead> skyboy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2843 [16:30] * Cisna [Cisna@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2844 [16:30] <VoxelHead> Cisna, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2845 [16:30] <skyboy> that should be a PM
#2846 [16:30] <Grim_Reaper> Oh look it's GreyVulpine
#2847 [16:30] <Grim_Reaper> skyboy most people dont check their pm's
#2848 [16:31] <skyboy> okay, a notice directed at the user
#2849 [16:31] <NullEntity> you can send a notice
#2850 [16:31] <skyboy> unless the shitty web clients don't display the notices in-channel
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#2852 [16:31] <VoxelHead> Finamenon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2853 [16:31] <xales> skyboy: They don't ._.
#2854 [16:31] <skyboy> figures
#2855 [16:32] * froggydojo [froggydojo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2856 [16:32] <VoxelHead> froggydojo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2857 [16:32] <skyboy> welp, i'm off to enjoy my newly expanded 5 GB of RAM
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#2859 [16:33] <VoxelHead> gv, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2860 [16:33] * James__ [James__@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2861 [16:33] <VoxelHead> James__, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2862 [16:35] <Infinicraft> i tweeted on mojangteam and notch still no response -_-
#2863 [16:35] <Grim_Reaper> 0.5% chance of response
#2864 [16:35] <lutzee> about what?
#2865 [16:37] <xales> Infinicraft: You probably will not get a response, and you probably won't get one for a long time even if you do
#2866 [16:37] <froggydojo> Someone migrated my minecraft account, now I can't get on it :/
#2867 [16:37] * Throttle45 [Throttle45@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2868 [16:37] <VoxelHead> Throttle45, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2869 [16:38] <Throttle45> Hello, i need help! my skin keeps disapearing
#2870 [16:38] <Throttle45> as in going to defualt
#2871 [16:38] * JasianTM [JasianTM@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2872 [16:38] <VoxelHead> JasianTM, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2873 [16:38] <JasianTM> Ok
#2874 [16:38] <JasianTM> Lol
#2875 [16:38] <JasianTM> TY
#2876 [16:38] <JasianTM> Well
#2877 [16:38] <Throttle45> thats prob why my skin is defualt
#2878 [16:38] <JasianTM> throtle
#2879 [16:38] <Throttle45> yes
#2880 [16:39] <Throttle45> ?
#2881 [16:39] <JasianTM> when i try to login a server i get bad login
#2882 [16:39] <Throttle45> im playing on a lan server
#2883 [16:39] <JasianTM> ok
#2884 [16:39] <JasianTM> can i join u
#2885 [16:39] <JasianTM> Like how does lan work
#2886 [16:39] <warchicken> Lan is locally
#2887 [16:39] <Throttle45> as in offline mode
#2888 [16:39] <Throttle45> bukkit
#2889 [16:39] <froggydojo> You're lucky, I can't even get ON minecraft, someone hacked my account and migrated it
#2890 [16:39] <lutzee> Guys, there are serious server issues atm skins are having problems
#2891 [16:40] <JasianTM> i know
#2892 [16:40] <Throttle45> i have had skin issues for days
#2893 [16:40] <JasianTM> Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers
#2894 [16:40] <JasianTM> thats what voxelhead said
#2895 [16:40] <lutzee> Throttle45, yes the skin servers are having lots of problems please be patient.
#2896 [16:40] <warchicken> Without hamachi or tunngl, lan is only local
#2897 [16:40] <doddleman90> how long have the servers been down?
#2898 [16:41] <lutzee> They seem to be coming and going
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#2900 [16:41] <VoxelHead> clovil13, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2901 [16:41] <warchicken> Let's hope mollstam gets them up and running
#2902 [16:42] <clovil13> how do i add commands to the new 1.3.2 self lan server
#2903 [16:42] <xales> clovil13: You cannot.
#2904 [16:42] <oldtopman> 1.3.2 D:
#2905 [16:42] <clovil13> where can i create a free server then
#2906 [16:43] <Keltinray> on your computer
#2907 [16:43] <xales> There's no such thing as free.
#2908 [16:43] <xales> You still have to pay for your Internet connection, if you want other people to play with you.
#2909 [16:43] <xales> Not to mention the increased electricity use!
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#2911 [16:43] <VoxelHead> fault, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2912 [16:44] <oldtopman> xales: I'm not certain if you're a dick, or the wittiest man alive. regardless, I know of no better people to be an oper.
#2913 [16:44] <xales> oldtopman: How am I being a dick? :(
#2914 [16:44] <xales> ☹
#2915 [16:45] <fault> xales is a pretty cool guy
#2916 [16:45] <oldtopman> Don't worry about it :P
#2917 [16:45] <xales> oldtopman: I worry about everything. :D
#2918 [16:45] <xales> fault: <3
#2919 [16:46] <warchicken> xales doesn't afraid of anything
#2920 [16:46] <warchicken> xales doesn't afraid of anything
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#2923 [16:47] <VoxelHead> jinsinji, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2924 [16:48] <Micmager> how do you check the login server from here again?
#2925 [16:48] <fault> !up
#2926 [16:48] <fault> it's been a long time.
#2927 [16:48] <fault> .up
#2928 [16:48] <lutzee> !login
#2929 [16:48] <Micmager> still unable to log in
#2930 [16:48] <Micmager> hmm
#2931 [16:51] <Micmager> so, legitimate question, how do you go about changing a password in the case of an account being hacked when you don't have access to the email ascociated with it?
#2932 [16:52] <Keltinray> I'd start by fishing out payment info for the account to prove ownership
#2933 [16:52] <Keltinray> and contact Mojang
#2934 [16:53] * Angus_Miguel [Angus_Miguel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2935 [16:53] <VoxelHead> Angus_Miguel, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2936 [16:53] <Angus_Miguel> hey guys
#2937 [16:53] <Angus_Miguel> can anyone help me with this?
#2938 [16:53] <Angus_Miguel> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // You should try our sister game, Minceraft! Time: 09-08-2012 21:51 Description: ModLoader has failed to initialize. java.lang.VerifyError: (class: InvTweaksObfuscation, method: playSoundAtEntity signature: (Lxd;Lyw;Ljava/lang/String;FF)V) Incompatible argument to function at mod_InvTweaks.load(mod_InvTweaks.java:31) at ModLoader.init(ModLoader.java:922) at ModLoader.addAllRenderers(ModLoader.ja
#2939 [16:54] <Fishfish0001> Use pastebin.com tp paste it
#2940 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> Angus_Miguel mods
#2941 [16:54] <Angus_Miguel> http://pastebin.com/JF67Tg1P
#2942 [16:54] <VoxelHead> Angus_Miguel: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2943 [16:54] <VoxelHead> Angus_Miguel: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#2944 [16:54] <Angus_Miguel> modloader, inv tweeks, too many items
#2945 [16:55] <Angus_Miguel> i came here becouse it used to work, and now it crashes with modloader... but ok, thanks anyway guys :\
#2946 [16:56] <Micmager> keltin there's the problem, the account wasn't originally mine, I won it in a giveaway
#2947 [16:56] <Keltinray> Wasn't originally yours? Sounds fishy to me.
#2948 [16:56] <Micmager> I can see how it would be that way
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#2950 [16:57] <VoxelHead> matt_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2951 [16:57] <Micmager> but I won it legitimately in a random giveaway
#2952 [16:57] <xales> Micmager: Unfortunately, you probably won't be able to recover it then, but you could try contacting Mojang nonetheless.
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#2954 [16:57] <VoxelHead> nipper, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2955 [16:57] <xales> Micmager: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361483-my-account-was-hacked
#2956 [16:58] <Keltinray> As in, the giveaway of a pre-made account sounds fishy. You may have gotten it randomly, but someone else may have lost it originally, and had it recovered by Mojang.
#2957 [17:00] <matt_> hey im not trying to play multiplayer. i just wanted to test something that i was going to try on the xbox later. for some reason when i start minecraft, it says majong and goes black. i cant play on or offline or anywhere.
#2958 [17:01] <xales> matt_: Has it worked before?
#2959 [17:02] <matt_> ithought it did but i wasnt playing it on my computer, m friend was on saturday.
#2960 [17:02] <xales> ??> matt_ forceupdate
#2961 [17:02] <VoxelHead> matt_: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2962 [17:02] <VoxelHead> matt_: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2963 [17:04] <matt_> OK that worked. thank you very much
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#2965 [17:05] <VoxelHead> Baconater, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2966 [17:05] <Baconater> Guys i really need tona of help
#2967 [17:06] <Baconater> tons*
#2968 [17:06] <Micmager> a triple baconator meal is exactly 10 dollars, glad to help
#2969 [17:06] <Baconater> Why cant i talk on any server i cant even do commands?
#2970 [17:07] <Micmager> how are you trying to talk?
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#2972 [17:07] <VoxelHead> Cobra_Fett, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#2973 [17:07] <Baconater> Im tryping what i wanna say
#2974 [17:07] <Baconater> typing*
#2975 [17:07] <Cobra_Fett> so like i get on a multiplayer server and it crashes after 2 seconds
#2976 [17:07] <Micmager> is it showing in the chat box while you're typing it?
#2977 [17:07] <Keltinray> Did you press T first?
#2978 [17:07] <Cobra_Fett> it just says java se binary has stopped working
#2979 [17:07] <Baconater> Yes
#2980 [17:08] <Micmager> I was slowly leading to that point keltin lol
#2981 [17:08] <xales> ??> Cobra_Fett forceupdate
#2982 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Cobra_Fett: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2983 [17:08] <Keltinray> Is T your chat-button?
#2984 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Cobra_Fett: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2985 [17:08] <Baconater> Then i type it and it says cannot send chat message
#2986 [17:08] <Cobra_Fett> xales, i deleted my .minecraft folder
#2987 [17:08] <oldtopman> Baconater: Is this on all servers, or just one?
#2988 [17:08] <Cobra_Fett> i deleted it
#2989 [17:08] <Baconater> All
#2990 [17:08] <Baconater> Only for me
#2991 [17:08] <Cobra_Fett> so i have a completely fresh folder
#2992 [17:08] <Cobra_Fett> baconater
#2993 [17:08] <Baconater> Yes?
#2994 [17:09] <Cobra_Fett> i am having the same problem
#2995 [17:09] <Baconater> Yea :/
#2996 [17:09] <Baconater> Is anyone else?
#2997 [17:09] <Cobra_Fett> me
#2998 [17:09] <Cobra_Fett> XD
#2999 [17:09] <xales> Baconater: Are you using any mods?
#3000 [17:09] <Cobra_Fett> nope
#3001 [17:09] <Baconater> No
#3002 [17:09] <Cobra_Fett> deleted .minecraft folder
#3003 [17:09] <Baconater> well only zombe
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#3005 [17:10] <VoxelHead> ImNutzForCoal, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3006 [17:10] <Cobra_Fett> is that y
#3007 [17:10] <xales> Baconater: That would be mods, then. ._.
#3008 [17:10] <xales> Baconater: That's also probably why you can't talk.
#3009 [17:10] <xales> Most servers ban that, by the way.
#3010 [17:10] <Baconater> No not on DHMC
#3011 [17:10] <Cobra_Fett> xales
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#3013 [17:10] <VoxelHead> chackahcacka, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#3015 [17:10] <xales> Cobra_Fett: Yes?
#3016 [17:10] <VoxelHead> Zarezy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3017 [17:10] <Baconater> So i should force update?
#3018 [17:11] <Zarezy> Hello
#3019 [17:11] <xales> Baconater: Yes.
#3020 [17:11] <Cobra_Fett> if what its saying to me is true, then y are people on the server
#3021 [17:11] <xales> Hello, Zarezy
#3022 [17:11] <chackahcacka> It just doesn't like you Cobra.
#3023 [17:11] <Cobra_Fett> and i have another bug
#3024 [17:11] <xales> Cobra_Fett: I haven't said anything to you yet. I've been talking to Baconater.
#3025 [17:11] <xales> ._.
#3026 [17:11] <Cobra_Fett> ik
#3027 [17:11] <Cobra_Fett> -_-
#3028 [17:11] <xales> Cobra_Fett: oh, sorry
#3029 [17:11] <xales> what does it say to you...?
#3030 [17:12] <Baconater> When i talk it says cannot end chat message
#3031 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> i get on and it says java platform se binary has stopped working
#3032 [17:12] <Baconater> send*
#3033 [17:12] <xales> Baconater: Yes, I know. I wasn't talking to you.
#3034 [17:12] <Baconater> Oh looll
#3035 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> also one other thing
#3036 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> when i make a new world
#3037 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> in singleplayer
#3038 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> it stops at buiolding terrain
#3039 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> nvm
#3040 [17:12] <Baconater> xales: This better Work
#3041 [17:12] <xales> Cobra_Fett: Uninstall Java, every version listed. Then download Java 6, from the link you are about to get.
#3042 [17:12] <Cobra_Fett> i fixed that
#3043 [17:13] <xales> ??> Cobra_Fett java/1.6
#3044 [17:13] <VoxelHead> Cobra_Fett: (java/1.6) You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#3045 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> Baconater: "had"
#3046 [17:13] <Zarezy> I have a problem. 1 guy claimed my nickname in minecraft for fun. He didnt even verified the email. Is there anyway to still get it?
#3047 [17:13] <xales> Zarezy: You could try contacting Mojang, but it's unlikely you'll get a desirable response, and it may take 2 months or longer.
#3048 [17:13] <DopeGhoti> Zarezy: not at present.
#3049 [17:14] <Baconater> XALES >:(
#3050 [17:14] <Cobra_Fett> xales i figured it out
#3051 [17:14] <Cobra_Fett> its prob a server issue
#3052 [17:14] <Baconater> It didnt work :/
#3053 [17:14] <Cobra_Fett> cause i connect fine to my others
#3054 [17:14] <xales> okay then
#3055 [17:14] <xales> Baconater: Did you get muted on that server? ._.
#3056 [17:14] <xales> Baconater: Have you tried talking on other servers...?
#3057 [17:14] <Baconater> No on any server i cant talk .-.
#3058 [17:14] <Zarezy> Is there any time limit to verify? So it can become available again?
#3059 [17:15] <Cobra_Fett> baconater
#3060 [17:15] <Baconater> ?
#3061 [17:15] <Cobra_Fett> i think i know ur problem
#3062 [17:15] <xales> DopeGhoti: Do you have a test server or something?
#3063 [17:15] <Cobra_Fett> go to chat settings
#3064 [17:15] <Baconater> What?
#3065 [17:15] <Cobra_Fett> make sure its on
#3066 [17:15] <Cobra_Fett> and not command only
#3067 [17:15] <DopeGhoti> Baconater: you cannot talk on IRC? In Minecraft? Where?
#3068 [17:15] <Baconater> In minecraft
#3069 [17:15] <DopeGhoti> xales: an MC test server? I can set one up if you like.
#3070 [17:16] <xales> DopeGhoti: Nah, it's fine, just wondering if you had one available.
#3071 [17:16] <Baconater> Whats the prob cobra
#3072 [17:16] <xales> ??> Baconater win/reinst
#3073 [17:16] <VoxelHead> Baconater: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3074 [17:16] <VoxelHead> Baconater: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3075 [17:16] <Zarezy> Is there any time limit to verify email? So the nickname can become available again?
#3076 [17:16] <xales> Zarezy: Probably not.
#3077 [17:17] <Cobra_Fett> baconater
#3078 [17:17] <Cobra_Fett> get ingame
#3079 [17:17] <Baconater> ?
#3080 [17:17] <Zarezy> xales: Heh
#3081 [17:17] <Cobra_Fett> and go to settings
#3082 [17:17] <Baconater> Ok
#3083 [17:17] <Cobra_Fett> and click chat settings
#3084 [17:18] <Zarezy> Can i find out what email it was registered to? So i can negotiate with that ****?
#3085 [17:19] <Keltinray> Zarezy, why are you so sure that it was done out of spite or for fun?
#3086 [17:19] <Cobra_Fett> :O
#3087 [17:19] <Cobra_Fett> gtg
#3088 [17:21] <Zarezy> cuz my nickname is uniq? and i banhammered many idiots in my life? i never had any problems before. and the nickname isnt verified?
#3089 [17:22] <Zarezy> sry my english is bad. its not my native
#3090 [17:22] <Keltinray> I think the word you're looking for is "unique"
#3091 [17:23] <DopeGhoti> also, if someone else claimed it, it's not that unique, is it?
#3092 [17:23] <Keltinray> and something being unique in your eyes doesn't mean noone else can think of it independantly
#3093 [17:24] <Zarezy> fun fact no one claimed it. its half claimed
#3094 [17:24] <DopeGhoti> I'm somewhat confident there's another 'DopeGhoti' out there even though I feel my pseudonym is rather unique.
#3095 [17:25] <froggydojo> Someone hacked my account and migrated it so I no longerknow the email >.>
#3096 [17:25] <froggydojo> Not the email, the password
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#3098 [17:28] <VoxelHead> Oxymoron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#3100 [17:33] <VoxelHead> OldMan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3101 [17:34] <OldMan> Well I am back again. I created a game in Creative Mode in hopes of designing some fun places. When I press E, it all looks right, but for some reason I can't fly using the SPACE SPACE feature. Is there something else I need to do to activate this ability?
#3102 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> OldMan: you have to press space twice before you hit the ground
#3103 [17:35] <OldMan> yeah that doesn't work
#3104 [17:37] <OldMan> It's really odd. I see people doing it online in videos, but it doesn't seem to work for me. Is there a certain cheat command I need to issue to get it to function?
#3105 [17:38] <lutzee> Er no, sometimes it can go dodgy, make sure you use the middle of the spacebar and as fast as possible
#3106 [17:39] <OldMan> quite odd. I hope they chance the key for this in the future as I have been beating the snot out of the space bar for two days testing it.
#3107 [17:39] <xales> OldMan: Are you using any mods?
#3108 [17:41] <OldMan> xray
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#3110 [17:42] <VoxelHead> Kai_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#3112 [17:43] <VoxelHead> Rage, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3113 [17:44] <xales> OldMan: That may be related to the issue; try running it without the mod
#3114 [17:44] <OldMan> sounds good will do
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#3116 [17:45] <VoxelHead> Rage, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3117 [17:46] <Rage> I can't get minecraft to run right, it says I don't have enough data for it and I have 6 gigs of ram and 505 hardrive space, tried the patch for this problem and it didn't work want a refund
#3118 [17:47] <xales> Rage: What, exactly, does it say?
#3119 [17:48] <Rage> It says mine craft doesn't have enough space, could be minecraft or it is your java try reinstalling if this comes up again.
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#3121 [17:49] <VoxelHead> NinjaKirby, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
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#3123 [17:49] <VoxelHead> Brennan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3124 [17:50] <Keltinray> Rage, copy the error-message exactly as displayed
#3125 [17:50] <Brennan> hello
#3126 [17:50] <Rage> Give me a minute
#3127 [17:51] <Brennan> can anyone provide a link to java 6 (64 bit)?
#3128 [17:51] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/1.6
#3129 [17:51] <VoxelHead> java/1.6: You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
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#3131 [17:58] <VoxelHead> Guest, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3132 [17:58] <Brennan> hello
#3133 [18:00] <Brennan> whenever i use 64-bit Java 6, or java 7, my minecraft wont connect to minecraft.net, and the news panel is just a gray screen with coding of some sort, if i use 32-bit java 6, my minecraft runs out of memory every 3 mins. this has been happening for about 2 weeks
#3134 [18:01] <Brennan> can someone help me plz?
#3135 [18:02] <lutzee> You shouldn't be getting the grey thing with java 6
#3136 [18:03] <Brennan> well, you get the grey screen on the news panel wen ur not connected to the internet, but i am connected or i wouldnt be talking here
#3137 [18:03] <lutzee> Yes but java 7 uses a protocol that isn't supported by mojangs servers and subsequently wont load the info, but java 6 is normally fine
#3138 [18:04] <Brennan> well, java 6 (32-bit) is fine for me, but for some reason java 6 (64-bit) isnt working
#3139 [18:04] <Rage> It says "Minecraft has run out of memory, This could be caused by a bug in the game or by the Java Virtual Machine not being allocated enough memory. If you are playing in a web browser, try downloading the game and playing it offline. To prevent level corruption, the current game has quit. We've tried to free up enough to let you
#3140 [18:05] <Brennan> ye it says that wen it crashes/runs out of memory
#3141 [18:05] <Brennan> yes*
#3142 [18:06] <Brennan> i need 64-bit so that wont happen but it 64-bit does the same thing as java 7
#3143 [18:06] <Rage> go back to the main menu and back to playing, but this may not have worked. Please restart game if you see this again
#3144 [18:06] <Rage> go back to the main menu and back to playing, but this may not have worked. Please restart game if you see this again
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#3146 [18:06] <Brennan> yes thats wat it says
#3147 [18:07] <Brennan> but do you guys know wat i should do?
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#3149 [18:08] <VoxelHead> WarChickenl, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3150 [18:09] <Brennan> so nobody has any ideas?
#3151 [18:09] <Rage> Somebody plz help me
#3152 [18:10] <Brennan> wat is ur problem rage?
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#3154 [18:10] <VoxelHead> James_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3155 [18:12] <James_> im trying to play the demo and it wont get past the load screen when i login and click play demo is there anyway to fix this?...... or is it just a problem with the demo itself?
#3156 [18:12] <Brennan> right now the demo isnt working, but i hear they are trying to fix it
#3157 [18:12] <James_> ok ty for the help
#3158 [18:13] <Brennan> no problem
#3159 [18:14] <Rage> Brennan I left my problem obove this plz look at the two messages I already posted
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#3161 [18:15] <VoxelHead> sidcooks, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3162 [18:15] <Brennan> are you running windows?
#3163 [18:15] <sidcooks> Hey so i bought a mine craft account for my nephew a little bit ago i tried 3 times and the last time i got a receipt but the account won't let him play online can we resolve this?
#3164 [18:15] <Rage> Yes I'm running windows
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#3166 [18:16] <VoxelHead> Disori, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3167 [18:16] <Brennan> sidcooks: minecraft isnt working properly right now, will it not let him login, or will it not let him play multiplayer?
#3168 [18:17] <sidcooks> it says his account is not premium which is what it has said for weeks
#3169 [18:18] * Zimsky-- [Zimsky--@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3170 [18:18] <VoxelHead> Zimsky--, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3171 [18:18] <Brennan> rage: in the bottom left corner of your screen, press the windows icon and right click on computer. select properties and in system-type, does itsay 64-bit, or 32-bit?
#3172 [18:18] <Rage> Why is no one helping me
#3173 [18:19] <sidcooks> Brennan did u get all that?
#3174 [18:19] <sidcooks> Brennan did u get all that?
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#3176 [18:20] <Brennan> sidcooks: it might be a problem with the way you purchased it, did you get charged with it?
#3177 [18:20] <Brennan> i mean did you get charged for it
#3178 [18:20] <sidcooks> yes I Believe so I Had Bought My Own Account And It Had Worked Fine
#3179 [18:21] <sidcooks> I Have The Receipt And My Nephews B-day is tomorrow so I'm really trying to get this fixed :\
#3180 [18:21] * MineHunter [MineHunter@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3181 [18:21] <VoxelHead> MineHunter, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3182 [18:21] <MineHunter> hello
#3183 [18:21] <MineHunter> i want to delete my account but mojang will do not this
#3184 [18:21] <Brennan> are you running minecraft in browser?
#3185 [18:21] <Rage> It is 64 bit
#3186 [18:21] <Brennan> minehunter, i dont think you can delete your account? do u want a refend for it?
#3187 [18:21] <MineHunter> teh reason he has give to me is they dont share my customer information to other
#3188 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> MineHunter: just stop using your account, then.
#3189 [18:22] <MineHunter> but the registration was not by me
#3190 [18:22] <Brennan> rage: ok go to this link and download windows offline (64-bit)
#3191 [18:22] <MineHunter> my brother has registred the account with my email
#3192 [18:22] <MineHunter> and i dont want mojang knows my data
#3193 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> There is, at present, no way to delete your account.
#3194 [18:23] <Brennan> waht is wrong with Mojang knowing your email? they are a safe company
#3195 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 2
#3196 [18:23] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 2 = For account issues see http://is.gd/G3zPKi ] ... set by [ xales | Tue Aug 07 03:13:11 MST 2012 ]
#3197 [18:23] <Brennan> what*
#3198 [18:23] <MineHunter> i dont want it, brennan
#3199 [18:23] <MineHunter> accept it
#3200 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: It's a reasonable request, .
#3201 [18:24] * Rage [Rage@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3202 [18:24] <VoxelHead> Rage, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3203 [18:24] <sidcooks> brennan?
#3204 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> MineHunter: We do not know when or whether Mojang will be adding account deletion functionality.
#3205 [18:24] <Brennan> i know im not trying to convince you of anything, im just saying there is no reason to worry about it, and there isnt a way to delete it
#3206 [18:24] <MineHunter> no way to delet the account?
#3207 [18:24] <DopeGhoti> At present, there is no such.
#3208 [18:24] <MineHunter> then can i change the email?
#3209 [18:24] * chris [chris@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3210 [18:24] <VoxelHead> chris, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3211 [18:24] <Brennan> sidcooks: are you playing in browser?
#3212 [18:25] <chris> yes
#3213 [18:25] <chris> i cannot get the app to load on my mac
#3214 [18:25] <sidcooks> Its Not My Account Its One I Tried To Buy For My Nephew And No I Downloaded It For Him Brennan
#3215 [18:25] <MineHunter> can i chang the email?
#3216 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> chris: what happens when you try?
#3217 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 2
#3218 [18:25] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 2 = For account issues see http://is.gd/G3zPKi ] ... set by [ xales | Tue Aug 07 03:13:11 MST 2012 ]
#3219 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> MineHunter: ^
#3220 [18:25] <chris> says packacge is damaged
#3221 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> chris error
#3222 [18:25] <VoxelHead> chris: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#3223 [18:25] <VoxelHead> chris: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#3224 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> chris mac/gatekeeper
#3225 [18:25] <VoxelHead> chris: (mac/gatekeeper) Mountain Lion adds new security to the OS which blocks Minecraft, and any other non-App-Store program, from running. To disable this, go do System Preferences -> Security, and toward the bottom of the first tab, select 'Anywhere'.
#3226 [18:26] <Brennan> ok, im not sure why it isnt working you may have to contact Mojang
#3227 [18:26] <chris> do you have a number
#3228 [18:26] <Brennan> also, you may have to talk to someone in the chat that has more power than me
#3229 [18:26] <DopeGhoti> chris: no.
#3230 [18:27] <Brennan> sidcooks: they can check if your account is ok or not
#3231 [18:27] <sidcooks> brennan r u talking to me if so can u say my name so i get the BING
#3232 [18:27] <Brennan> ok srry the last 3 lines were to you
#3233 [18:27] <sidcooks> brennan how do i contact them?
#3234 [18:27] <MineHunter> brennan, i hate minecraft, and my brither registed a account on with email and i dont want to share my email with mojang or any think also
#3235 [18:28] <Brennan> minehunter:i dont think there is a way, did mojang send you an email?
#3236 [18:28] <MineHunter> yes
#3237 [18:29] <Brennan> sidcooks: you might be able to contact them on twitter, also i would reccommend waiting for someone who can check if your minecraft account is ok
#3238 [18:29] <sidcooks> ok thanks
#3239 [18:29] <MineHunter> brennan
#3240 [18:29] <Brennan> minehunter: is there an option saying something like: I didn't order a minecraft accout?
#3241 [18:29] <MineHunter> this is the email
#3242 [18:29] <MineHunter> I'm sorry, but we're unable to delete accounts at this time, though it is safe to simply abandon it as we don't sell our customer information.
#3243 [18:30] <Brennan> and there was no other emails?
#3244 [18:30] <MineHunter> no not from mo jang
#3245 [18:31] <DopeGhoti> MineHunter: for the third time: For account issues see http://is.gd/G3zPKi
#3246 [18:31] <DopeGhoti> we cannot do anyhting
#3247 [18:31] <DopeGhoti> all we can do is give advice
#3248 [18:31] <Brennan> sidcooks: here is a link to the Mojang customer support guy on twitter, you can try to contact him there: https://twitter.com/Marc_IRL
#3249 [18:31] <MineHunter> i have read this 10 times and the form did not work
#3250 [18:32] <DopeGhoti> ?? volunteer
#3251 [18:32] * Cheenar [Cheenar@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3252 [18:32] <VoxelHead> Cheenar, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3253 [18:32] <ShaRose> MineHunter how long did you wait
#3254 [18:32] <ShaRose> or did the form itself error
#3255 [18:32] <MineHunter> 3 days
#3256 [18:32] <ShaRose> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back-
#3257 [18:32] <DopeGhoti> ??+ volunteer|The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time.
#3258 [18:32] <Brennan> minehunter: im sorry, i do not know of a way to delete minecraft accounts at this time, i wouldnt worry about it though especially if they arent sending you alot of emails
#3259 [18:33] <MineHunter> the support is crap :/
#3260 [18:33] <ShaRose> no, they are overwhelmed
#3261 [18:34] <MineHunter> both
#3262 [18:34] <Brennan> im sorry there is no way to delete minecraft accounts, please do not insult anyone here
#3263 [18:34] <MineHunter> ok thank u i send mass emails now
#3264 [18:34] <ShaRose> no, it's just overwhelmed
#3265 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> MineHunter: I don't know what more you expect from us. All we can do is give you advice or point you to the right place. We have no ability to to anything to anyone's account.
#3266 [18:34] <mollstam> Someone still having trouble joining?
#3267 [18:34] <MineHunter> ok thank u i send mass emails now
#3268 [18:34] <ShaRose> MineHunter then you'll get blocked, good job
#3269 [18:34] <DopeGhoti> mollstam: hi (:
#3270 [18:34] * elne [elne@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3271 [18:34] <VoxelHead> elne, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are down. We don't know when they'll be back up. This is why you are having trouble connecting to multiplayer servers.
#3272 [18:34] <Brennan> gtg bye
#3273 [18:35] <lutzee> I can check give me a minute
#3274 [18:35] <DopeGhoti> lutzee: please do.
#3275 [18:36] <mollstam> From here it works 5 by 5
#3276 [18:36] <DopeGhoti> mollstam: good to hear, thanks for the update!
#3277 [18:36] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#3278 [18:36] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#3279 [18:36] <mollstam> but I wouldn't say that the service is stable, but it's up
#3280 [18:36] * EssMib_9237 [EssMib_9237@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3281 [18:36] <EssMib_9237> anyone here know how to allow more than one player to claim plots in the plugin "PLotME"
#3282 [18:37] <ShaRose> oh yeah mollstam grum probably already bugged you about it, but whar stats data?
#3283 [18:37] <EssMib_9237> ????
#3284 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3285 [18:37] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#3286 [18:37] <mollstam> ShaRose: we're hoarding it, will make it available sometime, we don't have a grand calendar : )
#3287 [18:37] <lutzee> 1 server connected fine, even though MC crashed first time i loaded it with an NPE o.o
#3288 [18:37] <lutzee> gonna try nerd now
#3289 [18:38] <DopeGhoti> lutzee: thanks
#3290 [18:38] <EssMib_9237> anyone here know how to allow more than one player to claim plots in the plugin "PLotME"
#3291 [18:38] <ShaRose> mollstam yeah but but :(
#3292 [18:39] * ShaRose actually personally doesn't mind since he managed to scrounge some of the interesting bits already, but knows that lex was waiting on it
#3292 [18:39] <lutzee> wait s.nerd.nu is whitelisted lol, but that connected fine till it checked that
#3293 [18:39] <elne> first off, can Mojang's authentication issues cause issues opening a single-player world to LAN within an internal, private LAN network?
#3294 [18:40] <lutzee> C connected fine, seems to be okay, even though i can't check through my own server
#3295 [18:41] * darthalex99 [darthalex99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3296 [18:41] <VoxelHead> darthalex99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3297 [18:42] <lutzee> Sigh, tobias has gone again maybe we should have poked him about the demo?
#3298 [18:42] * Guest [Guest@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3299 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Guest, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3300 [18:42] <Brennan> hello
#3301 [18:43] <Brennan> anyone there?
#3302 [18:45] <Brennan> hello?
#3303 [18:45] * TheKoolKid68 [TheKoolKid68@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3304 [18:45] <VoxelHead> TheKoolKid68, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3305 [18:46] * TrueWolves [TrueWolves@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3306 [18:46] <VoxelHead> TrueWolves, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3307 [18:46] <Brennan> hi
#3308 [18:47] <Brennan> is there anyone there?
#3309 [18:47] <darthalex99> what brennan?
#3310 [18:48] <elne> ... because I'm having an issue I can't get my head around, any help appreciated; 1. Opening a single-player world to LAN (/publish) on Computer-B works fine, it hosts the server on the computer's IP-adress. 2. Attempting this on Comptuer-A only hosts the server on localhost. 3. I've confirmed 25565 is not in use by any other device in the network nor are any software using 25565 locally. 4. Portforwarding has been confirmed, double-checked as
#3311 [18:48] <darthalex99> :o
#3312 [18:48] <darthalex99> i rly don't know lol
#3313 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> elne: sounds like a firewall issue
#3314 [18:49] <Brennan> dopeghoti, r u a bot?
#3315 [18:49] <elne> DopeGhoti: Sorry, I forgot. Firewall disabled locally on both computers
#3316 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: ?SYNTAX ERROR
#3317 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> elne: what is the network topology like? Are computers A and B connected to the same switch?
#3318 [18:49] <Brennan> i think you might be a bot...
#3319 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> I just type quieckly.
#3320 [18:50] <Brennan> o lol
#3321 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> if inaaccurately.
#3322 [18:50] * Katz [Katz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3323 [18:50] <VoxelHead> Katz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3324 [18:50] <lutzee> >dope action breakdances
#3325 [18:50] <lutzee> >dope action breakdances
#3326 [18:50] * darthalex99 [darthalex99@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3327 [18:50] <Brennan> dopeghoti can i volunteer to help people on here?
#3328 [18:50] * DopeGhoti is too white to dance.
#3328 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: feel free.
#3329 [18:50] <Brennan> ok thank you
#3330 [18:50] * lutzee just started to help, because :)
#3330 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> just be congizant of the fules.
#3331 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> and also the rules.
#3332 [18:52] <elne> DopeGhoti: Yes. Both are connected wirelessly to a wireless router, both computers assigned a static IP via DHCP according to their MAC-addresses. Wireless router connects to internet via DHCP via ethernet
#3333 [18:52] * Daggered [Daggered@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3334 [18:52] <VoxelHead> Daggered, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3335 [18:53] <Brennan> dopeghoti: on the right where the users are, do the +'s next to your name mean your a mod on here?
#3336 [18:53] <DopeGhoti> elne: Hm. Strange that it would work on one computer but not the other unless you're somehow mangling the changes to the port forwarding rules. Though, if you are wanting to serve to the internet, you really ought to run a standalone server.
#3337 [18:53] <lutzee> Just signifies importance, normally the people who know the most
#3338 [18:53] * lutzee hopes to get + some day
#3338 [18:53] <DopeGhoti> All thinkgs in time, lutzee
#3339 [18:54] <lutzee> I know :) maybe i shouldn't keep switching nicks all the time too
#3340 [18:54] <Brennan> lol
#3341 [18:54] <Daggered> Anybody know when the auth servers will be up
#3342 [18:54] <DopeGhoti> Daggered: /me points to what VoxelHead just said to you.
#3343 [18:54] * Brennan
#3343 [18:54] <Brennan> lol
#3344 [18:55] <lutzee> Daggered, are you having problems connecting at the moment?
#3345 [18:55] <Daggered> Yeah
#3346 [18:55] <Daggered> I have a migrated account
#3347 [18:55] <Daggered> I am now regretting it.
#3348 [18:55] <elne> DopeGhoti: I've also tried disabling the portforwarding as there is no need getting the server to the internet at the moment. It still works on Computer-B with the locally assigned IP-adress but Computer-A still hosts the server only on 127.0.0.1
#3349 [18:55] <lutzee> Someone needs to get mollstam an assistant, poor guy
#3350 [18:55] <Daggered> mollstam does need an assistant
#3351 [18:56] <Daggered> Every day, somthing else is wrong
#3352 [18:56] <skyboy> elne: check the server.properties file and make sure the server-ip line is blank
#3353 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> elne: That's very odd. Are there any unusual network settings on the abberant system?
#3354 [18:56] <lutzee> Careful, i believe he is around and probably busy
#3355 [18:56] <Angostura> Anyone know whether the inability to create new demo accounts is part of the suthentication glitch? Or is it a longer term issue?
#3356 [18:56] <Daggered> I was able to get in my server
#3357 [18:56] <Daggered> For now.
#3358 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> Angostura: I think the demo issues are unrelated, but I am not certain.
#3359 [18:57] <elne> DopeGhoti: I've started wondering about that... Do you know where the server.properties file is created when opening a single-player world to LAN in 1.3.1? I haven't been able to find it in .minecraft nor any subfolders within it.
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#3361 [18:57] <VoxelHead> Cheenar, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3362 [18:57] <Cheenar> Hello, world!
#3363 [18:57] <lutzee> elne, we don't believe one is created for a Lan server
#3364 [18:57] <Brennan> dopeghoti: i also need some help, when i use java 6 (64-bit) or java 7, my minecraft wont connect to minecraft.net
#3365 [18:57] <Angostura> DopeGhoti: Ah, OK. I have two kids saying 'make me a demo account dad' but no idea whether demo accounts are/will be available.
#3366 [18:57] <DopeGhoti> elne: I don't know that the integrated server uses a .properties file
#3367 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> Brennan java/1.7
#3368 [18:58] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/1.7) Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#3369 [18:58] <ShaRose> Daggered / lutzee you both know he's not the only one on the web dev team right
#3370 [18:58] <Daggered> Yeah
#3371 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> elne: I would stringly advise you try a standalone server.
#3372 [18:58] <Daggered> But he fixes everything
#3373 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> also, strongly.
#3374 [18:58] <ShaRose> Angostura just create an account, but don't purchase the game
#3375 [18:58] <Daggered> And updates to twittera t the same time
#3376 [18:58] <Daggered> twitter*
#3377 [18:58] <ShaRose> the new launcher detects if it's not premium, and opens the demo mode
#3378 [18:58] <Daggered> at*
#3379 [18:58] <lutzee> Yes, i do,
#3380 [18:59] <Brennan> dopeghoti: yes but i need java 6 (64-bit). java 6 (32-bit) works but crashes every 5 mins from running out of memory
#3381 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: so install 64-bit Java 1.6
#3382 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> I would also suggest using javara to remove all other java REs you have
#3383 [19:00] <Brennan> dopeghoti: yes but it does the same thing as java 7, and ive tried javara too, but it didnt help
#3384 [19:00] <Angostura> ShaRose: Doesn't work, I'm afraid - you create an account and download the app - but when you try to log in you just get a 'User Not Premium' error - nothing else
#3385 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> ??> Brennan win/profile
#3386 [19:00] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3387 [19:00] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3388 [19:00] <ShaRose> Angostura it needs the new launcher for it afaik
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#3390 [19:00] <VoxelHead> Cheenar, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3391 [19:00] <Cheenar> Why, hello there!
#3392 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> Salutations, Cheenar
#3393 [19:00] <Cheenar> Why, hello there!
#3394 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> Why not? *shrug*
#3395 [19:01] <Angostura> I'm just a bit irked they don't have the courtesy to add not currently available after on the home page 'play demo' link
#3396 [19:01] <Brennan> dopeghoti: ok ill try that ill be back when i see the results
#3397 [19:01] <Brennan> bye
#3398 [19:02] <lutzee> Angostura, it's how they have implemented it, it still uses the main game files i should probably do some testing with it
#3399 [19:02] <elne> DopeGhoti: Yes, I would prefer using a standalone server as well. Also, what did you mean be "abberant system"? Do you mean one of the computers, router or the network itself?
#3400 [19:03] <Angostura> lutzee: Sorry, do you mean I should try to troubleshoot at my end?
#3401 [19:03] <lutzee> Angostura, er no, it means i should make a temp account without premium to do some testing as i don't have access to the demo with premium
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#3403 [19:04] <VoxelHead> Dan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3404 [19:04] <Angostura> lutzee: Ah well, if it can be resolved, I'm sure my two daughters would be very happy
#3405 [19:05] <lutzee> Angostura, yes, the bug has been reported, and is waiting for a fix, there are plenty of "lets plays" on youtube that explain a lot of the game in the manner of another person playing the game and filming their progress
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#3407 [19:06] <VoxelHead> thou, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3408 [19:07] <Angostura> lutzee: Yeh, they've seen them but they're rather intrigued to play. Don't want to fork out the cash before I know whether they will really enjoy it though - you know how it is.
#3409 [19:07] <froggydojo> How long would it take for mojang to reply to a email?
#3410 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> froggydojo: months.
#3411 [19:07] <lutzee> froggydojo, er 2 months if you submit it now
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#3413 [19:07] <VoxelHead> Guest, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3414 [19:07] <Brennan> hello again
#3415 [19:07] <froggydojo> OK
#3416 [19:08] <Brennan> dopeghoti r u there?
#3417 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> No, I'm here. You are there.
#3418 [19:08] <Angostura> lutzee: Is there a public bug status I can monitor anywhere to watch for when it's fixed up?
#3419 [19:08] <Brennan> lol
#3420 [19:08] <froggydojo> Someone migrated my Minecraft account froggydojo, so now I can't play it.
#3421 [19:08] <Brennan> well, it didnt work on that account either, now minecraft isnt even working with java 6 (32-bit)
#3422 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 2
#3423 [19:09] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 2 = For account issues see http://is.gd/G3zPKi ] ... set by [ xales | Tue Aug 07 03:13:11 MST 2012 ]
#3424 [19:10] <Brennan> so do you have any ideas on how to help me dopeghoti?
#3425 [19:10] <lutzee> Er i'm not entirely sure, as it isn't game related, it won't really appear in the change log for the game, i guess you can wait till the info on the version history page changes which is here http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Version_history
#3426 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: thinking.
#3427 [19:10] <thou> I have been having trouble after this weeks snapshot. I cannot access only one of my saved worlds. I get a screen that says Internal Server Error. Nothing else seems to have been changed except for that one world. Is this happening to others?
#3428 [19:10] <lutzee> The thing you are looking for is the top thing in the table under general
#3429 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> thou: we don't support snapshots.
#3430 [19:10] <thou> understood.
#3431 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> you could try reverting to 1.3.1
#3432 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> thou forceupdate
#3433 [19:11] <VoxelHead> thou: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3434 [19:11] <VoxelHead> thou: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3435 [19:12] <ShaRose> hmm
#3436 [19:12] <thou> I did that, and the problem did not change. can I put my save folder somewhere and then delete everything and try reinstalling?
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#3438 [19:12] <VoxelHead> zkxs, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3439 [19:12] <DopeGhoti> thou: you can certainly try
#3440 [19:12] <Brennan> thou: also, you may want to back up your worlds when messing with your minecraft, even witching from current minecraft to the current snapshot
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#3442 [19:12] <VoxelHead> marcusant, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3443 [19:13] <ShaRose> mollstam you were doing updates on Minecraft.net right? Mind setting it up so that if you are logged in to a non-premium account with Minecraft, the Minecraft applet uses the demo mode?
#3444 [19:13] <Brennan> thou: but your world might be corrupted were you having any problems on recent snapshots and/or 1.3.1?
#3445 [19:13] <marcusant> mollstam: still getting bad login... anything I can log?
#3446 [19:14] <Brennan> dopeghoti: did you think of anything to help me?
#3447 [19:14] <thou> I have had no problems until just a minute ago. It pretty clearly has to do with the snapshot.
#3448 [19:14] <marcusant> I'm using 1.2.5
#3449 [19:14] <Brennan> dopeghoti: ive tried nearly everything already
#3450 [19:14] <marcusant> *1.3
#3451 [19:14] <marcusant> just plain 1.3.1
#3452 [19:15] <marcusant> getting bad login still
#3453 [19:15] <Brennan> thou: i think you should try reinstalling minecraft but backing up your saves as you said before
#3454 [19:15] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: You might try just completely removing all traces of all versions of Java from your system, then use JavaRa again, and _then_ install _only_ Java 1.6 64-bit
#3455 [19:15] <thou> Brennan: that's what i'll do. it is worth a shot.
#3456 [19:16] <Brennan> thou: ok tell me when you have finished
#3457 [19:16] <Brennan> dopeghoti: i have tried to remove all javas and install java 6 (64-bit) but not with javara too
#3458 [19:17] <Brennan> dopeghoti: but i will try with javara
#3459 [19:17] <Brennan> dopeghoti: can you provide a link please?
#3460 [19:18] <lutzee> ?? win/javara
#3461 [19:18] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3462 [19:18] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info is at http://singularlabs.com/software/javara/
#3463 [19:18] <Brennan> ok thank you
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#3465 [19:20] <VoxelHead> disuse, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3466 [19:21] <disuse> hey everyone, how's it going tonight?
#3467 [19:21] <Brennan> good how are you?
#3468 [19:21] <disuse> Good. Outside of the dreaded 'cant connect to minecraft' issue when using stand-alone client
#3469 [19:22] <disuse> Was curious if that was being asked about a lot in here atm
#3470 [19:22] <Brennan> yes it is
#3471 [19:22] <thou> Brennan: the world still says internal server error. It was working fine for about an hour after I downloaded the snapshot, and when I logged out it started happening.
#3472 [19:23] <disuse> Ah, damn. Browser works great... VM of 32-bit windows 7 works great... my 64-bit gaming machine... newp. /cry
#3473 [19:23] <Brennan> thou: when does it say it, when you select the world?
#3474 [19:23] <Micmager> So, how goes the server situation?
#3475 [19:24] <thou> Brennan: yes. it won't let me open it.
#3476 [19:24] <Brennan> micmager: its better but still having problems.
#3477 [19:24] <Brennan> thou: let me look into it, give me a minute please
#3478 [19:25] <thou> Brennan: thanks, I appreciate it.
#3479 [19:25] <Brennan> thou: no problem
#3480 [19:27] <Brennan> does it crash your minecraft and close it?
#3481 [19:28] <thou> Mine? No.
#3482 [19:28] <thou> It just sends me to the title screen.
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#3484 [19:28] <VoxelHead> disuse, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3485 [19:29] <Brennan> hmm...
#3486 [19:29] <lutzee> It is an error on the internal server, which crashes that but as they are seperate the connection is lost and the rest of minecraft is fine
#3487 [19:29] <disuse> @Lutzee sorry, missed the context. what started that?
#3488 [19:30] <lutzee> huh ._. it's late here
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#3490 [19:30] <VoxelHead> Oxymoron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3491 [19:31] <lutzee> Oh btw, battle.net had a large security breach most accounts info accessed to some extent
#3492 [19:31] <Oxymoron> Test.
#3493 [19:32] <Oxymoron> Oh, so at least this works
#3494 [19:32] <DopeGhoti> Oxymoron: I'll give that a C-.
#3495 [19:33] <Brennan> dopeghoti: so do u have any other ideas, your other idea didnt work
#3496 [19:33] <Oxymoron> Okay then. I'll try asking later. Probably a few days from now?
#3497 [19:34] <DopeGhoti> Oxymoron: hopefully the auth servers will be up in an hour or ten, but we have no idea.
#3498 [19:34] <Micmager> I am just really hoping that it's the login problems keeping me out of my account and not something more sinister
#3499 [19:34] <GOOMSTOPPER> why is it that my server takes 3 minutes not to startup/
#3500 [19:34] <DopeGhoti> Micmager: can you log in at mojang.com?
#3501 [19:35] <GOOMSTOPPER> t?
#3502 [19:35] <Micmager> nope, I don't know the email adress ascociated with my account
#3503 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> GOOMSTOPPER: for the same reason that it take three minutes for my cell phone to not load a web page.
#3504 [19:35] <Micmager> I won it in a giveaway
#3505 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> Micmager: For account issues see http://is.gd/G3zPKi
#3506 [19:35] <GOOMSTOPPER> It used to not though
#3507 [19:35] <Micmager> it's not an issue, and the only person capable of helping me with it is the previous owner who is currently unavailable
#3508 [19:35] <GOOMSTOPPER> yesterday it was restarting in 10 seconds
#3509 [19:36] <Oxymoron> What's wrong with logging in? I just tried and it worked. Or is it a slightly different issue?
#3510 [19:36] <DopeGhoti> GOOMSTOPPER: perhaps you need to clarify your question without sprinkling in extra 'not's.
#3511 [19:36] <DopeGhoti> Oxymoron: the problem is, at present, intermittent.
#3512 [19:36] <GOOMSTOPPER> ok lemme explain fully
#3513 [19:37] <thou> Brennan: any luck?
#3514 [19:37] <GOOMSTOPPER> Yesterday my server was restarting super fast. Now when i updated to the recommended build it started to srew up
#3515 [19:37] <GOOMSTOPPER> idk if it's my plugins
#3516 [19:37] <GOOMSTOPPER> but now when im in the server it kicks you out and errors
#3517 [19:37] <Brennan> im srry im back
#3518 [19:37] <GOOMSTOPPER> like all the time
#3519 [19:37] <DopeGhoti> GOOMSTOPPER: try removing the mods
#3520 [19:37] <Brennan> thou, i dont think its minecraft that is the problem
#3521 [19:37] <GOOMSTOPPER> i can send you copy of my startup log.
#3522 [19:38] <GOOMSTOPPER> its happening to everybody on the server
#3523 [19:38] <GOOMSTOPPER> i tried removing mods.
#3524 [19:38] <GOOMSTOPPER> my startup is clean
#3525 [19:38] <GOOMSTOPPER> no errors at all
#3526 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> and, sans mods, how was the startup time?
#3527 [19:38] <GOOMSTOPPER> you can join! and watch! you will be kicked out soon
#3528 [19:38] <thou> Brennan: you are probably right. Well, thanks for the help.
#3529 [19:39] <Brennan> thou: wait
#3530 [19:39] <Brennan> thou: i have one idea
#3531 [19:39] <GOOMSTOPPER> so what do you guyss thing?
#3532 [19:39] <GOOMSTOPPER> wow wtf
#3533 [19:39] <Brennan> thou: does it not even let you on the world, not even for a few seconds?
#3534 [19:39] <GOOMSTOPPER> now it's telling me i have a bad login -.-
#3535 [19:39] <thou> Brennan: not even a few seconds.
#3536 [19:41] <Oxymoron> There seems to be a lot of confusion right now. I guess I'll ask my question later.
#3537 [19:41] <DopeGhoti> Oxymoron: as you prefer.
#3538 [19:42] <Brennan> thou: there doesnt seem to be a solution that alot of people know about atm, is the world important to you?
#3539 [19:42] <GOOMSTOPPER> ;(
#3540 [19:42] <GOOMSTOPPER> fine dont answer..
#3541 [19:43] <DopeGhoti> GOOMSTOPPER: the login issue was already explained to you
#3542 [19:43] <Brennan> thou: r u still there?
#3543 [19:43] <GOOMSTOPPER> my server thouh
#3544 [19:43] <thou> Brennan: Yea, it is the only world I play on really. I have almost a year on it.
#3545 [19:43] <GOOMSTOPPER> im at the recommended build
#3546 [19:43] <GOOMSTOPPER> and it fucking with me
#3547 [19:43] * AuBot kicked GOOMSTOPPER from #minecrafthelp (Reason: OOMSTOPPER :Please keep it civil.)
#3548 [19:43] <Brennan> do u have ny backups of it?
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#3550 [19:43] <VoxelHead> GOOMSTOPPER, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3551 [19:43] <Brennan> any*
#3552 [19:43] <thou> I'm trying to get in touch with a buddy who may.
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#3554 [19:44] <VoxelHead> jMolle, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3555 [19:44] <Brennan> thou: ok, dont worry ill keep looking
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#3557 [19:45] <VoxelHead> pjfilardi, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3558 [19:45] <pjfilardi> anyone there?
#3559 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> of course
#3560 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> No; I'm here. you're there.
#3561 [19:45] <jMolle> Hello. My minecraft just won't start. i have reinstalled it several times. reinstalled java and it just wont work :/
#3562 [19:45] <jMolle> any tips ?
#3563 [19:46] <Brennan> thou: do you or have you used toomanyitems mod? i didnt ask that before because you are playing the snapshot
#3564 [19:46] <pjfilardi> who is the tech support?
#3565 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> jMolle: care to be more spefific about what's happening?
#3566 [19:46] <jMolle> yes. when i try to log on. i get a black screen, sometimes it results in a crash-message
#3567 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> ?? error
#3568 [19:46] <VoxelHead> error: It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#3569 [19:46] <jMolle> and sometimes it just chrashes
#3570 [19:46] <VoxelHead> error: If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#3571 [19:47] <jMolle> okok. 2 seconds
#3572 [19:47] <thou> Brennan: No i don't. that was the only thing i found related to the internal server error as well, but i've always played completely vanilla.
#3573 [19:47] * darthalex99 [darthalex99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3574 [19:47] <VoxelHead> darthalex99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3575 [19:47] <DopeGhoti> thou: good man. Vanilla minecraft is best minecraft.
#3576 [19:48] * darthalex99 [darthalex99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3577 [19:48] <VoxelHead> darthalex99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3578 [19:48] <Micmager> well, I sent an email a few hours ago requesting assistance with the problem and if the servers are fixed and my account still isn't acsessible then I'll be stuck with the xbox version
#3579 [19:49] <lutzee> You won't get a reply for about 2 months.
#3580 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> Micmager: the servers are still a mite twitchy
#3581 [19:49] <jMolle> This is the Chrash-report http://pastebin.com/6fNhzH7b
#3582 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> jMolle java/1.7
#3583 [19:49] <VoxelHead> jMolle: (java/1.7) Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#3584 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> jMolle java/1.6
#3585 [19:49] <VoxelHead> jMolle: (java/1.6) You can get the latest release of Java 1.6 here: http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#3586 [19:50] <jMolle> jesus christ :), you guys should be payed
#3587 [19:50] <jMolle> Thanks a bunch guys. appreciate it
#3588 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> my pleasure
#3589 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> that'll be $8
#3590 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> (:
#3591 [19:50] <darthalex99> :D
#3592 [19:50] <jMolle> haha :P
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#3594 [19:50] <VoxelHead> Dan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3595 [19:53] <Brennan> thou
#3596 [19:53] <thou> Brennan: what's up?
#3597 [19:53] <Brennan> thou: when this first happened, what were you doing in the world, did you just load it up?
#3598 [19:55] <thou> Brennan: I had just made the beacon thing that came with the snapshot. it wasn't working so i logged out and back in. that's when I got the error.
#3599 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> well
#3600 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> taht'd be why the world doesn't work with the current release
#3601 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> it _may_ work with future snapshots
#3602 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> you might be able to use MCEdit to remove the unsupported block
#3603 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> you might be able to use MCEdit to remove the unsupported block
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#3605 [19:57] <thou> Should I try to reinstall the snapshot?
#3606 [19:58] <Brennan> thou: did you use several beacon blocks at once?
#3607 [19:58] <thou> yes.
#3608 [19:59] <Brennan> this may be a problem
#3609 [19:59] <Brennan> thou: if you go to a link: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Beacon_Block, it says in the bug section: [Critical] Activating multiple beacons in certain configurations crashes the game with "Internal Server Error." This error makes the affected world unplayable.
#3610 [20:00] <Brennan> you may need to use the backup your friend has if he does have it, or wait until Mojang releases a new snapshot/update that fixes it
#3611 [20:00] <thou> Brennan: well, that is pretty awful. Do you think they will fix it?
#3612 [20:01] <Brennan> well, seeming how big this bug is, they probably will and soon too.
#3613 [20:01] <Brennan> and if its on the wiki, it means lots of other people have this problem too.
#3614 [20:02] <Brennan> im sorry that this happened to you, but i think the only thing you can do now is wait
#3615 [20:03] <thou> Brennan: I really appreciate your help. Thanks a lot.
#3616 [20:04] <Brennan> dopeghoti
#3617 [20:04] <Brennan> r u there?
#3618 [20:06] <Brennan> i guess your afk
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#3620 [20:07] <VoxelHead> MrPotato, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
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#3622 [20:08] <VoxelHead> Finamenon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3623 [20:08] <MrPotato> Is their a way to change my minecraft servers land to flat?
#3624 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> After it's already generated?
#3625 [20:08] <MrPotato> Yes :/
#3626 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3627 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> You can try manually doing it, but that'll be both time and CPU intensive to do so
#3628 [20:09] <Brennan> there is, but im not sure hoow, im sorry but i dont know alot about servers, but there are other people to help you on here
#3629 [20:10] <Brennan> greyvulpine: do you know how to help him?
#3630 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> There is, if you set level-type to FLAT in the server.properties prior to world generation
#3631 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> After the world's already generated, there's no way to set it back to flat
#3632 [20:10] <xales> 06W13h05e04r07e 08d03i09d 10+11c 02g12o06? 13J05u04s07t 08s03a09y10i11n02g12.
#3633 [20:10] <MrPotato> Aww man, ok then thanks!
#3634 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> I think +c went away so colors could be used in a script somewhere
#3635 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> xales: it went away until people decide to abuse it. Thanks for being the first.
#3636 [20:11] <GreyVulpine> Well then
#3637 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: I wonder if setting type to 'FLAT' might affect newly-genned terrain?
#3638 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> Doubt it
#3639 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> you never know. Mojang, after all.
#3640 [20:12] <xales> DopeGhoti: No problem. :D
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#3642 [20:13] <VoxelHead> Keltinray, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3643 [20:13] <GreyVulpine> Knowing Mojang, those that affect world features only takes effect upon initial startup.
#3644 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> But hey, feel free to prove me wrong.
#3645 [20:14] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: It's entirely possible that setting to FLAT and then restarting the server might.
#3646 [20:14] <DopeGhoti> s'pose it all depends on whether the world type / seed in the datfile overrule the .propertiesfile
#3647 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> I don't dispute that at all
#3648 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> If I were not at work right now, I would be getting all Science! on this.
#3649 [20:15] <Brennan> ok im back
#3650 [20:16] <Brennan> dopeghoti
#3651 [20:17] <Brennan> r u there?
#3652 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> No. We've been over this.
#3653 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> I am _here_.
#3654 [20:17] <Brennan> lol
#3655 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> _You_ are there.
#3656 [20:18] <Brennan> do you have any other ideas on how to help me?
#3657 [20:18] <DopeGhoti> Nothing immediately comes to mind.
#3658 [20:18] <Brennan> ok thanks though
#3659 [20:19] <lutzee> @moIIstam Bad login comes up randomly. Try relaunching Minecraft and just keep at it and you should get in. Meanwhile, I’m investigating!
#3660 [20:21] <Brennan> lutzee: are you talking to me?
#3661 [20:21] <lutzee> No generally everyone, so they know what is happening :p
#3662 [20:21] <DopeGhoti> we know
#3663 [20:22] <Brennan> lol'
#3664 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> which is why Vox is saying what it's saying to every person who joins the channel.
#3665 [20:22] <Brennan> do you guys know if anyone else is having the problem i do?
#3666 [20:26] <Brennan> why is the bot called voxelhead?
#3667 [20:26] <xales> A voxel is a "3D pixel"
#3668 [20:26] <oldtopman> Brennan: Because he's powered on the souls of a million voxel chunks, mined from the farthest reaches of the fortress.
#3669 [20:27] <oldtopman> ...or that
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#3671 [20:27] <VoxelHead> Grey, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3672 [20:30] <Brennan> oldtopman, do you have any ideas on how to help me?
#3673 [20:31] <Brennan> huh, im so bored... :(
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#3675 [20:32] <VoxelHead> ImASpork, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3676 [20:33] <Brennan> hi, imaspork
#3677 [20:34] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Are you still getting that HTML coding at the top of the news section?
#3678 [20:34] <Brennan> yes
#3679 [20:35] <DiskDaemon> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/User:Pmw57/Minecrafthelp/Troubleshooting#Connection_to_minecraft.net_fails.2C_with_HTML_text_up_in_the_news_panel
#3680 [20:35] <ImASpork> Hey brennan
#3681 [20:35] <Brennan> hello
#3682 [20:35] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: There's your solution
#3683 [20:35] <Brennan> yes, ive tried this, it didnt work
#3684 [20:35] <Brennan> even though it has the exact same coding
#3685 [20:35] <lutzee> Tobias just pushed something to the auth servers to fix bad login
#3686 [20:36] <ImASpork> That's good
#3687 [20:36] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: What didn't work about it?
#3688 [20:36] <Brennan> lutzee: so the auth servers are fixed?
#3689 [20:36] <lutzee> Can't say for sure
#3690 [20:37] <Brennan> diskdaemon: it didnt do anything, it opened up a console-like black box and minecraft with minecraft still not connecting to minecraft.net
#3691 [20:38] <Brennan> do you have any other ideas or ideas of why this didnt work?
#3692 [20:38] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Do you mind if I get a screenshot of it, in case there's anything there to provide a hint?
#3693 [20:39] <Brennan> a screenshot of the console type thing?
#3694 [20:39] * DiskDaemon waggles finger in ear - my precognition is playing up once again
#3694 [20:39] <DiskDaemon> Of the launcher that's having trouble
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#3696 [20:44] <VoxelHead> Denizen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3697 [20:48] <Brennan> ok im srry im back
#3698 [20:49] <Brennan> ok... well i dont really know how to take screenshots outside of minecraft
#3699 [20:50] <Brennan> diskdaemon, r u here?
#3700 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> Brennan: you're running Windows?
#3701 [20:50] <Brennan> yes
#3702 [20:50] <lutzee> Brennan, prt scr button on your keyboard, cpaste into paint, save, upload to imgur
#3703 [20:50] <Brennan> windows 7
#3704 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> use the PrtSc key, or the Snipping Tool if you're on Windows 6 or later
#3705 [20:51] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: yes
#3706 [20:51] <DiskDaemon> http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Screenshot-in-Microsoft-Windows
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#3708 [20:53] <VoxelHead> sidcooks, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
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#3710 [20:54] <VoxelHead> DarkNoddy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3711 [20:54] <sidcooks> I Was Here Earlier and i have bought a mine craft account but it says the account is still offline after about 7 weeks please help?
#3712 [20:55] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: What was used to attempt the purchase?
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#3715 [20:55] <VoxelHead> Grimlock257, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3716 [20:55] <VoxelHead> gv, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3717 [20:55] <sidcooks> ummm credit and debit i believe
#3718 [20:55] * pandafoo [pandafoo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3719 [20:55] <sidcooks> i tried 3 dif cards
#3720 [20:55] <VoxelHead> pandafoo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3721 [20:55] <pandafoo> : 3
#3722 [20:55] <pandafoo> : 3
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#3724 [20:55] <Grimlock257> I know voxel @{
#3725 [20:56] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: Please check your bank account. If there is no record of your payment there, then the attempt was blocked.
#3726 [20:56] <Grimlock257> Some of these bots are annoying >.>
#3727 [20:56] <sidcooks> it said it went through
#3728 [20:56] <sidcooks> plus i got a receipt
#3729 [20:57] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: That doesn't matter. If you haven't paid for it, you haven't bought it.
#3730 [20:57] <sidcooks> I did pay for it
#3731 [20:57] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: You'll need to check with your bank statement to confirm that first.
#3732 [20:58] <Brennan> diskdaemon: http://imgur.com/a/fysuk
#3733 [20:58] <sidcooks> -_- it said it went through then i went back and kept the receipt is what I'm saying
#3734 [20:58] * Gcq [Gcq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3735 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Gcq, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3736 [20:59] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: It can be mistaken when it says that it went through. Your bank account is the only guaranteed verification
#3737 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> sidcooks - Then the best we can suggest is to read over: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329519-when-will-i-receive-my-premium-status-
#3738 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> sidcooks: The _only_ authoritative place to confirm whether a payment has gone though is your bank.
#3739 [20:59] <sidcooks> -_-
#3740 [20:59] * TrueWolves [TrueWolves@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3741 [20:59] <mollstam> well it's also a qustion of Mojang knowing that the payment has gone through : D
#3742 [20:59] <VoxelHead> TrueWolves, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3743 [21:00] <DopeGhoti> mollstam: fair enough, but most customers cannot check that end of the transaction chain.
#3744 [21:00] <DopeGhoti> (:
#3745 [21:00] * bengy1212_ [bengy1212_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3746 [21:00] <VoxelHead> bengy1212_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3747 [21:00] <DiskDaemon> Am I right to presume that Mojang has no knowledge of things based on the receipt, but only the successful transaction id?
#3748 [21:01] <sidcooks> well i can't check it but i already paid and it said it went through but i need it tomorrow night for my nephews b-day
#3749 [21:01] <DopeGhoti> DiskDaemon: I would suspect that Mojang gets Paypal/Moneybookers/OtherMerchantVendor transaction IDs and/or confirmation numbers
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#3751 [21:01] <VoxelHead> zen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3752 [21:01] <bengy1212_> how do i use this
#3753 [21:01] <DopeGhoti> ??> sidcooks payment
#3754 [21:01] <VoxelHead> sidcooks: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3755 [21:01] <VoxelHead> sidcooks: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through mailto:help@mojang.com
#3756 [21:01] <DopeGhoti> bengy1212_: care to be more specific?
#3757 [21:01] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: It won't happen if you haven't been charged for it.
#3758 [21:01] <bengy1212_> how does this work?
#3759 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> bengy1212_: define "this".
#3760 [21:02] <sidcooks> well thats bullshit because when it happened i tried contacting you and you didn't reply
#3761 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> ?? patience
#3762 [21:02] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3763 [21:02] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3764 [21:02] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: I am a volunteer in this channel from New Zealand. All others here are volunteers too, trying to help from the goodness of their hearts
#3765 [21:03] <Brennan> bengy21212: you ask us your minecraft related questions and we will try our best to help you
#3766 [21:03] <bengy1212_> ok
#3767 [21:04] <Brennan> sidcooks: we are not affiliated with Mojang, we are just volunteers trying to help others
#3768 [21:04] <sidcooks> not here at mojangs E-Mail
#3769 [21:04] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Well man, you already have the solution that we know of for that "permission denied: connect" issue where you have HTML content at the top of the news panel.
#3770 [21:04] <bengy1212_> i was just talking to tobias on twitter
#3771 [21:04] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: Mojang take nearly 3 months to reply to emails.
#3772 [21:05] <xales> sidcooks: Mojang doesn't respond to emails, first of all; you have to use the help site now and submit a ticket.
#3773 [21:05] <xales> Plus, we've already told you what to do.
#3774 [21:05] <xales> Call your bank.
#3775 [21:05] <DiskDaemon> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back-
#3776 [21:05] <xales> Mojang will tell you the same thing
#3777 [21:05] <sidcooks> its not my bank... its my sisters i paid her and did it from her card where is there help?
#3778 [21:06] <Brennan> diskdaemon: wat do you mean?
#3779 [21:06] <DiskDaemon> xalesL But he wants it now, only knowing that the attempt has been made but not whether it was successful or not
#3780 [21:06] <bengy1212_> my minecraft did an update thing and now a windows error message shows up when trying to start minecraft
#3781 [21:06] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: What I mean is, is that the known solution to your particular problem is http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/User:Pmw57/Minecrafthelp/Troubleshooting#Connection_to_minecraft.net_fails.2C_with_HTML_text_up_in_the_news_panel
#3782 [21:06] <DopeGhoti> sidcooks: then your sister needs to talk to her bank.
#3783 [21:07] <DiskDaemon> ??> Brennan java/ipv6
#3784 [21:07] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/ipv6) Java sometimes likes to bind to IPv6 at the expense of IPv4. Since you (for the time being at least) probably want to use IPv4, you want to add the following switches to the script you use to start your server:
#3785 [21:07] <VoxelHead> Brennan: (java/ipv6) -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false
#3786 [21:07] <sidcooks> it said it was succesful
#3787 [21:07] <xales> sidcooks: For the last time
#3788 [21:07] <xales> WHAT IT SAID DOESN'T MATTER
#3789 [21:07] <xales> if there was no money taken from the bank
#3790 [21:07] <xales> then you *will not get the game*
#3791 [21:08] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: Mojang also say: "There is occasionally an issue on Minecraft.net where a failed transaction sends a customer to the payment confirmation screen" on the page at http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329519-when-will-i-receive-my-premium-status-
#3792 [21:08] <sidcooks> omfg I Lost The Money And I Better Get The Account Ever since jeb took over everything went to hell
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#3794 [21:09] <VoxelHead> zen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
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#3796 [21:11] <sidcooks> does anyone here have direct connection with jeb?
#3797 [21:11] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
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#3799 [21:11] <VoxelHead> darthalex99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3800 [21:11] <JohnEBH> sidcooks, Try Twitter =P
#3801 [21:11] <bengy1212_> i had one on twitter
#3802 [21:11] <ShaRose> sidcooks you were told the answer to your problem, please refrain from acting dumb because you don't like the answer. Thanks.
#3803 [21:11] <Brennan> sidcooks: im soory, not many people have direct connection with jeb except people who work with Mojang. but as other people are saying try twitter
#3804 [21:12] <DiskDaemon> sidcooks: Did you receive an email with the transaction id confirming your payment?
#3805 [21:12] <bengy1212_> he isnt responding on twitter anymore
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#3807 [21:12] <VoxelHead> Kisuke, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3808 [21:12] <ShaRose> Brennan don't give him hope, jeb is going to say the same thing
#3809 [21:12] <ShaRose> you know, because that's the answer
#3810 [21:13] <Brennan> sharose: i know he is, im just giving him options
#3811 [21:13] <ShaRose> I delt with the same kind of scrubs when I was working for att. The only thing you can do is repeat yourself until they leave
#3812 [21:14] <Brennan> sidcooks: did you ever check with your bank, if you cant do that, then we cant help you, im sorry
#3813 [21:14] <ShaRose> I've had to argue with people who refused to hang up until I gave them a free iPhone because they broke theirs by dropping it in the bath in the first day
#3814 [21:14] <sidcooks> sharose fuck off I paid for it i didn't get it so i fucking lost money
#3815 [21:14] * AuBot kicked sidcooks from #minecrafthelp (Reason: idcooks :Please keep it civil.)
#3816 [21:14] <ShaRose> see? Just wait
#3817 [21:14] <Brennan> wow
#3818 [21:14] <Brennan> really? they wanted a free iphone?
#3819 [21:14] <ShaRose> yes
#3820 [21:15] <Brennan> lol
#3821 [21:15] <ShaRose> free overnight shipping too
#3822 [21:15] <Brennan> wow, well they will be very disappointed in life then
#3823 [21:15] <ShaRose> nah, they were just angry
#3824 [21:15] <ShaRose> and wanted to take it out on someone
#3825 [21:16] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Oh they're all over the place, for example: pin
#3826 [21:16] <xales> ShaRose: you work for Apple?
#3827 [21:16] <xales> I'm so sorry.
#3828 [21:16] <ShaRose> no
#3829 [21:16] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: http://notalwaysright.com/that-almost-became-a-four-finger-discount/22444
#3830 [21:16] <ShaRose> I just said I worked for att, which was worse
#3831 [21:16] <xales> you work for someone that resells Apple products?
#3832 [21:16] <xales> oh
#3833 [21:16] <xales> I'm even more sorry then
#3834 [21:16] * xales patpats ShaRose
#3834 [21:16] <ShaRose> also, worked
#3835 [21:16] <Brennan> lol, what was his reason for not checking with his bank anyway?
#3836 [21:16] <ShaRose> as in not anymore
#3837 [21:16] <xales> Brennan: he was some stupid kid
#3838 [21:16] <ShaRose> because he was lazy?
#3839 [21:17] <xales> that doesn't know anything other than what cash is
#3840 [21:17] <xales> as far as money goes
#3841 [21:17] <xales> and his sister was the one that bought it
#3842 [21:17] <xales> and he doesn't want to pester his sister
#3843 [21:17] <bengy1212_> umm this is serious my account is no longer premium does anyone know why?
#3844 [21:17] <DiskDaemon> because he thought a receipt (possibly saying transaction failed, we don't know) confirmed that he had paid?
#3845 [21:17] <xales> because she'll probably say no anyway
#3846 [21:17] <xales> bengy1212_: Where did you buy it from?
#3847 [21:17] <bengy1212_> minecraft.net
#3848 [21:17] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: This may be a useful article for you http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329541-my-account-is-no-longer-premium
#3849 [21:18] <bengy1212_> but i got it through a gift code
#3850 [21:18] <xales> bengy1212_: Where did you get the gift code?
#3851 [21:19] <bengy1212_> my aunt
#3852 [21:19] <xales> She bought it for you?
#3853 [21:19] <bengy1212_> yes
#3854 [21:19] <xales> You'll have to talk to her, then
#3855 [21:19] <bengy1212_> for my birthday
#3856 [21:19] <xales> her, or her bank, likely reversed the charge
#3857 [21:19] <xales> her, or her bank, likely reversed the charge
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#3859 [21:19] <bengy1212_> i had it for a little over a year now
#3860 [21:19] <ShaRose> that's rather odd
#3861 [21:20] <xales> Are you sure that you're using the right account, then?
#3862 [21:20] <xales> Oh, wait.
#3863 [21:20] <xales> bengy1212_: When did this problem start?
#3864 [21:20] <bengy1212_> ik once i updated to 1.3
#3865 [21:20] <xales> Which ws?
#3866 [21:20] <xales> was*
#3867 [21:20] <bengy1212_> today
#3868 [21:20] <xales> Okay, that's what I thought then.
#3869 [21:20] <xales> The auth servers have been having some problems today.
#3870 [21:20] <xales> You may just need to wait.
#3871 [21:20] <bengy1212_> ok how long should it take?
#3872 [21:21] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: Some people buy gift codes from off sites like ebay - which are ones that always cause trouble.
#3873 [21:21] <bengy1212_> nope i was there when she bought it
#3874 [21:21] <ShaRose> tbh, I don't think it'd be the auth servers: Those are working afaik, it's the session servers that are flaky
#3875 [21:21] <bengy1212_> she bought it for my cousins to and they dont have problems
#3876 [21:21] <xales> ShaRose: Some people have been having "Bad Login"
#3877 [21:21] <xales> so failing to look up the account
#3878 [21:22] <xales> and failing to find premium status (possibly in another table or something, on a down shard?)
#3879 [21:22] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: Can you log in to the launcher, but have trouble when trying to connect to servers with multiplayer?
#3880 [21:22] <xales> could be related
#3881 [21:22] <ShaRose> suppose
#3882 [21:22] <ShaRose> oh teh noes
#3883 [21:22] <bengy1212_> no i cant play at all
#3884 [21:22] * ShaRose is re-watching angel beats. Next up: Episode 3, My Song
#3884 [21:22] <ShaRose> The Tears Will FLow
#3885 [21:23] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: What is your minecraft username?
#3886 [21:23] <bengy1212_> thecrafter2264
#3887 [21:23] <Brennan> bengy1212_: does the news panel where the updates and links are look normal?
#3888 [21:23] <bengy1212_> yeah
#3889 [21:24] <DiskDaemon> !paid thecrafter2264
#3890 [21:24] <Brennan> bengy1212_:ok then i think xales is right
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#3892 [21:24] <VoxelHead> wayne, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3893 [21:24] <Brennan> or maybe not lol
#3894 [21:24] <wayne> are the servers down again?>
#3895 [21:24] <ShaRose> tweet Marc_IRL, or idle until he comes on IRC
#3896 [21:24] <ShaRose> preferably both
#3897 [21:25] <Brennan> sharose: marc watson comes on here?
#3898 [21:25] <DiskDaemon> Marc is our somewhat tame accounts person, who comes in here several times a week
#3899 [21:25] <Brennan> he does? o wow, thats cool
#3900 [21:25] <bengy1212_> wait the paid one is benjocrafter sorry
#3901 [21:25] <ShaRose> ye
#3902 [21:25] <Brennan> lol
#3903 [21:25] <ShaRose> !paid benjocrafter
#3904 [21:26] <wayne> any idea why i still cant play?
#3905 [21:26] <bengy1212_> WHAT i have not paid???
#3906 [21:27] <Brennan> wayne: the servers are still not working properly, can you login fine or is it just the multiplayer servers?
#3907 [21:27] <wayne> cant log in
#3908 [21:27] <wayne> well, i kinda can but once i get to the main screen after the log in and splash screen it freezes up
#3909 [21:28] <DiskDaemon> wayne: Is it that the login can't connect, or does it say that your lovin is not valid?
#3910 [21:28] <wayne> neither
#3911 [21:28] <DiskDaemon> wayne: Let's reinstall things for a start, and see how things go from there
#3912 [21:28] <DiskDaemon> ??> wayne win/reinst
#3913 [21:28] <Brennan> bengy1212_:was everything working fine before?
#3914 [21:28] <VoxelHead> wayne: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3915 [21:28] <VoxelHead> wayne: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3916 [21:28] <bengy1212_> yeah
#3917 [21:28] <bengy1212_> just perfect
#3918 [21:29] <bengy1212_> and now im not premium?
#3919 [21:29] <Brennan> diskdaemon: how do you get voxelhead to say things? can i do that?
#3920 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> ??>> Brennan help
#3921 [21:29] <zen> bengy1212_: where did you buy the game from?
#3922 [21:30] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Yes, you can do that, but please don't experiment with the bot in here. There is a ##voxelhead channel for that
#3923 [21:30] <bengy1212_> my aunt bought a gift code from minecraft .net
#3924 [21:30] <Brennan> i know i wont test with it here
#3925 [21:30] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: Have you followed the advice from that mojang.com article?
#3926 [21:30] <bengy1212_> yeah
#3927 [21:31] <xales> bengy1212_: Are you sure it's the right account?
#3928 [21:31] <xales> You already made that mistake once, it seems.
#3929 [21:31] <bengy1212_> yes possitive
#3930 [21:31] <zen> Who was having the broken world problem with the snapshot? turns out if you build witht he beacon to it's fullest potential it breaks the world :)
#3931 [21:32] <bengy1212_> will i regain my premium status ever?
#3932 [21:32] * NerfWorld [NerfWorld@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3933 [21:32] <bengy1212_> is this temp.
#3934 [21:32] <VoxelHead> NerfWorld, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3935 [21:32] <bengy1212_> or perm.
#3936 [21:32] <NerfWorld> help
#3937 [21:32] <Brennan> zen, yes that is a bug with the new snapshot, but the bad thing is, we dont support snapshots here and also, there is no known solution for this you may have to wait until the next snapshot
#3938 [21:33] <xales> bengy1212_: It may be temporary. Just be patient
#3939 [21:33] <zen> Brennan: wasn't me, btw zen==lutzee
#3940 [21:33] <bengy1212_> ok i will, but what if i never get my status again?
#3941 [21:33] <Brennan> o lol XD
#3942 [21:33] <xales> bengy1212_: You could, perhaps, use your cousin's account or something.
#3943 [21:33] <bengy1212_> i doubt that
#3944 [21:33] <xales> bengy1212_: Also, check with your aunt, maybe she knows what happened.
#3945 [21:34] <wayne> voxel, i did all of that and its doing the same thing
#3946 [21:34] <bengy1212_> i did
#3947 [21:34] <xales> You could also follow the advice of help.mojang.com and send in a support ticket, and ask why your account is no longer premium.
#3948 [21:34] <Brennan> lutzee/zen: y did you change your nickname?
#3949 [21:34] * Ben [Ben@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3950 [21:34] <VoxelHead> Ben, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3951 [21:34] <NerfWorld> when i log into minecraft on the launcher, (btw im not prem.), i try to play offline but it says not downloaded
#3952 [21:34] <xales> wayne: VoxelHead is a bot, not a person. There was a person that directed it to talk to you.
#3953 [21:34] <xales> NerfWorld: The demo does not work at the moment.
#3954 [21:34] <zen> Brennan: different PC note lutzee is still connected
#3955 [21:34] <wayne> oh lol
#3956 [21:34] <NerfWorld> xales: thanks
#3957 [21:35] <wayne> well i did the uninstall/reinstall and it didnt work
#3958 [21:35] <Brennan> o lol
#3959 [21:35] <xales> DiskDaemon: poke
#3960 [21:35] <wayne> i can log in, but once i get to the main screen the program freezes
#3961 [21:35] <Guest2363> I try to register and it tells me my email already in use. Email addresses are unique. An suggestions?
#3962 [21:35] <xales> Use a different email.
#3963 [21:35] <bengy1212_> if it doesnt make me premium again i will never play minecraft again
#3964 [21:35] <xales> If you have GMail, there's an easy trick for that
#3965 [21:36] <xales> bengy1212_: Is that a threat or something?
#3966 [21:36] <Brennan> guest2363: do you have a differant email?
#3967 [21:36] <bengy1212_> no just a fact just venting some frustration sorry
#3968 [21:36] <DiskDaemon> xales: sorry, what?
#3969 [21:36] <NerfWorld> and also, on my main computer, when i log in its stuck at a "done loading" screen
#3970 [21:36] <Guest2363> I do not have another email.
#3971 [21:36] <xales> DiskDaemon: the person you were assisting :p
#3972 [21:36] <zen> Guest2363: do you use gmail? (google mail)
#3973 [21:37] <xales> bengy1212_: You could wait until you hear back from Mojang, or come back here later when Marc is here or something.
#3974 [21:37] <Guest2363> do not have gmail
#3975 [21:37] <bengy1212_> ok thanks
#3976 [21:37] <Brennan> guest2363: do you think you could make a new email?
#3977 [21:37] <DiskDaemon> bengy1212_: Sorry, but it seems that we've come to an end of the assistance that we're able to give about things.
#3978 [21:37] <Guest2363> My parents do not want to create another email account and do not understand how mine could be in use
#3979 [21:38] * Generalcamo [Generalcamo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3980 [21:38] <VoxelHead> Generalcamo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3981 [21:38] <bengy1212_> ok how do i leave??
#3982 [21:38] <xales> Guest2363: Uh, why would you need to ask your parents to do something so trivial?
#3983 [21:38] <xales> Just make another email account. Or, don't make a Minecraft account.
#3984 [21:38] <xales> It's that simple.
#3985 [21:38] <Brennan> guest2363: are you completely sure you are using the right email?
#3986 [21:38] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: You can have Mojang email you with the username that's associated with your email address from http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#3987 [21:39] * zen [zen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3988 [21:39] <VoxelHead> zen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#3989 [21:39] <NerfWorld> ok my main computer's problem is that when i do click play offline, its stuck at a done loading screen
#3990 [21:39] <Guest2363> Yes, correct email.
#3991 [21:39] <xales> NerfWorld: As I've said, the demo doesn't work.
#3992 [21:39] <NerfWorld> ok
#3993 [21:40] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: What are you told when you enter your email address in to http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#3994 [21:40] <Brennan> guest2363: also what is the problem with creating a new email address, its very easy
#3995 [21:41] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Let's see if his problem can be resolved first, before moving on to other solutions, shall we?
#3996 [21:42] <Brennan> diskdaemon: ok sorry
#3997 [21:43] <Guest2363> email in use
#3998 [21:44] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: How are things going for you with that there?
#3999 [21:44] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: It says that when you enter in your email address to the following page? http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
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#4001 [21:45] <VoxelHead> gerzel, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4002 [21:45] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: Go to http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename and type in your email address to that page.
#4003 [21:45] <Guest2363> I tried that again. The other night it never sent me an email. I will ck in a few minutes.
#4004 [21:46] <Brennan> ok i gtg, ill be on tomorrow though, i want to start volunteering alot though, is that ok?
#4005 [21:46] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Some people can take quite some time to get the message.
#4006 [21:46] <Brennan> lol
#4007 [21:46] <DiskDaemon> Brennan: Help our as and how you can, thanks :)
#4008 [21:46] <DiskDaemon> *out
#4009 [21:47] <Brennan> ok thank you, bye
#4010 [21:47] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: Did it say "E-mail not on record" or "Success!" when you entered your email on that page?
#4011 [21:48] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: I have just received an email, so you should receive one too given that things seem to be working on the Mojang side of things.
#4012 [21:49] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: If you don yet receive an email from them, it's almost certainly a spam trap that the email may be falling in to
#4013 [21:49] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: We can help with that as well
#4014 [21:49] * barneygale [barneygale@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4015 [21:49] <VoxelHead> barneygale, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4016 [21:50] <DiskDaemon> Guest2363: Should I stop trying to help and head off out to the shops?
#4017 [21:51] <DiskDaemon> 60 seconds later - I'm off out to the shops.
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#4019 [21:53] <VoxelHead> BobTheLawyer, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4020 [21:56] * Freddo [Freddo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4021 [21:56] <VoxelHead> Freddo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4022 [22:05] * EricReitz [EricReitz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4023 [22:05] <VoxelHead> EricReitz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4024 [22:09] * dukesofh [dukesofh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4025 [22:09] <VoxelHead> dukesofh, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4026 [22:09] <dukesofh> hello
#4027 [22:10] * ssfdre38 [ssfdre38@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4028 [22:10] <VoxelHead> ssfdre38, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4029 [22:10] <dukesofh> Question... My save seems to have disappeared? ANy thought?
#4030 [22:11] <dukesofh> I heard this is the place to ask questions
#4031 [22:13] <dukesofh> bueller, bueller
#4032 [22:15] * elne [elne@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4033 [22:15] <VoxelHead> elne, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4034 [22:21] <Smanly> Woah, that guy waited a whole 4 mins!
#4035 [22:30] * dukesofh [dukesofh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4036 [22:30] <VoxelHead> dukesofh, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4037 [22:31] <dukesofh> hey, can i ask a question
#4038 [22:31] <xales> No, you can just sit there and toast toast.
#4039 [22:31] <dukesofh> perfect
#4040 [22:31] <xales> We're here to provide assistance with toasters
#4041 [22:31] <xales> Also, you already asked a question
#4042 [22:31] <xales> moving on...
#4043 [22:32] <dukesofh> my computer shut off for no reason and now my game i had is missing... I have spent numerous hours on it
#4044 [22:32] <elne> DopeGhoti: FYI - weird hosting single-player hosting issue was resolved by moving the world to a standaloneserver. server logs revealed the issue being with port binding. Issue was resolved by specifying the port and unspecifying the IP, something that couldn't be done with /publish from single-player
#4045 [22:32] <xales> dukesofh: The world is corrupt, then. You may be able to fix it, there are a number of guides available, Google "minecraft corrupt world" or something.
#4046 [22:35] <dukesofh> ya i dont understand any of that. I was wondering if most people play through there browser or do they download client?
#4047 [22:35] <xales> Most people download it, which is the correct way to play it. The applet is a stupid hack.
#4048 [22:36] * Nouish [Nouish@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4049 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Nouish, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4050 [22:37] <dukesofh> and once i download it and it goes to the screen with the login... what do i do?
#4051 [22:37] <zen> Login?
#4052 [22:37] <dukesofh> and then will it download
#4053 [22:38] * iPenguin [iPenguin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4054 [22:38] <VoxelHead> iPenguin, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4055 [22:38] <zen> Well, if you played in the browser the files will allready exit
#4056 [22:38] <iPenguin> How can I access the default terrain.png on mac ?
#4057 [22:39] <iPenguin> or would i ask that in the textures channel?
#4058 [22:39] <xales> It's in minecraft.jar I believe
#4059 [22:39] <iPenguin> Ik that, but how would i access it on mac ;-;
#4060 [22:39] <xales> which is in ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft
#4061 [22:40] <xales> extract it like a zip file
#4062 [22:40] <iPenguin> How .-.
#4063 [22:40] <xales> do you know how to open Terminal?
#4064 [22:41] <iPenguin> Yes
#4065 [22:41] <xales> Open it
#4066 [22:41] <iPenguin> then?
#4067 [22:41] <iPenguin> Its open.
#4068 [22:41] <xales> Okay
#4069 [22:41] <xales> Make a folder on your desktop, call it "minecraft"
#4070 [22:42] <iPenguin> ok
#4071 [22:42] <xales> Now, in the Terminal, type this:
#4072 [22:42] <xales> cd ~/Desktop/minecraft && jar xf "~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/minecraft.jar"
#4073 [22:42] <xales> and run it
#4074 [22:43] * Andrio [Andrio@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4075 [22:43] <VoxelHead> Andrio, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4076 [22:43] <xales> once you do that, minecraft.jar should be extracted to the minecraft folder
#4077 [22:43] <Andrio> Hi
#4078 [22:43] <xales> Hello.
#4079 [22:44] <iPenguin> didnt work xales
#4080 [22:44] <xales> iPenguin: Did it say anything when you ran the command?
#4081 [22:44] <xales> in the Terminal window
#4082 [22:44] <iPenguin> Yes, but its kinda long to post here..
#4083 [22:44] <xales> Use http://pastebin.com/
#4084 [22:45] <iPenguin> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=a7yVsWkd
#4085 [22:45] <xales> Oh, duh, sorry
#4086 [22:45] <xales> cd ~/Desktop/minecraft && jar xf "~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar"
#4087 [22:45] <xales> is what you should use
#4088 [22:46] <iPenguin> i got the same msg
#4089 [22:46] <xales> hmm
#4090 [22:46] <xales> can you try ls "~/Library/Application Support/minecraft"
#4091 [22:46] <xales> paste the output of that
#4092 [22:47] <iPenguin> No such file or directory ;-;
#4093 [22:48] <xales> huh
#4094 [22:48] <xales> okay, one second
#4095 [22:49] <xales> how do you normally launch Minecraft?
#4096 [22:49] <iPenguin> Its on my sidebar, i just click it
#4097 [22:50] <xales> Are you using the launcher from minecraft.net?
#4098 [22:50] <iPenguin> I think so O.o
#4099 [22:51] <xales> Hmm. Well, just to make sure, go to http://minecraft.net/download and download that launcher, use it to run Minecraft
#4100 [22:51] <iPenguin> I got it from minecrafts site so it should be official
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#4102 [22:55] <VoxelHead> TrueWolves, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4103 [22:55] * Andrio [Andrio@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4104 [22:55] <VoxelHead> Andrio, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4105 [22:56] <Andrio> what was that?
#4106 [22:57] <Smanly> ?
#4107 [22:57] <Andrio> * Disconnected from server (Connection reset by peer).
#4108 [22:57] <Andrio> I rarely get that except on my own server when I turn off my VPN connection.
#4109 [22:58] <Andrio> This could be a school proxy glitch. It stopped working yesterday too :(
#4110 [22:58] <xales> Andrio: When you turn on/off a VPN that forwards traffic, existing connections are dropped
#4111 [23:01] <Andrio> That's good to know.
#4112 [23:05] * Frito [Frito@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4113 [23:05] <VoxelHead> Frito, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4114 [23:07] <Frito> I'm trying to open Minecraft, and the screen reads "Done Loading" but the bar is not completely there, and it is pretty much frozen.
#4115 [23:07] <xales> Frito: Are you trying to play the demo?
#4116 [23:07] <Frito> Yes
#4117 [23:07] <xales> That would be the problem; the demo is nonfunctional at the moment
#4118 [23:08] <Frito> Okay, thank you. I will attempt it again some other time.
#4119 [23:08] <Smanly> Frito, know anyone who has a paind account?
#4120 [23:08] <Smanly> paid*
#4121 [23:08] <Frito> Yes, I do
#4122 [23:08] <xales> Frito: If they log into your computer once, then the demo will work after that
#4123 [23:08] <Smanly> Only way the demo will work (right now) is if they log in on your computer so that it downloads the files.
#4124 [23:09] <Frito> Okay, thanks!
#4125 [23:09] <Smanly> Np.
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#4127 [23:13] <VoxelHead> Sigma, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4128 [23:25] * brent [brent@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4129 [23:25] <VoxelHead> brent, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4130 [23:26] <Andrio> The upshot is that I get alerts here whenever someone joins.
#4131 [23:29] * Derp [Derp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4132 [23:29] <VoxelHead> Derp, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4133 [23:30] <Derp> Hey Hey
#4134 [23:30] <Derp> Could anyone help me?
#4135 [23:30] <Derp> ??????????
#4136 [23:31] * josie1197 [josie1197@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4137 [23:31] <VoxelHead> josie1197, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4138 [23:31] * Toom [Toom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4139 [23:31] <VoxelHead> Toom, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4140 [23:31] <Derp> Hey is there anyone here that is not afk?
#4141 [23:31] <Derp> ???
#4142 [23:31] <Toom> me?
#4143 [23:31] <josie1197> minecraft wont load due to bad disc drivers????
#4144 [23:32] <Derp> im here due to mod probs
#4145 [23:32] <Derp> ?????????????????????
#4146 [23:32] <josie1197> tdo you know how to fix my problem
#4147 [23:32] <DiskDaemon> ?? mods
#4148 [23:32] <Derp> Sorry im not here to help
#4149 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#4150 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#4151 [23:32] <Derp> im here to ask
#4152 [23:32] <DiskDaemon> Derp: development issues? Integration issues? What sort of issues?
#4153 [23:32] * iamwilltheman [iamwilltheman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4154 [23:32] <VoxelHead> iamwilltheman, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4155 [23:33] <josie1197> it just says minecraft cant load due to bad disc drivers
#4156 [23:33] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: What is the full error message?
#4157 [23:33] <josie1197> 1 second
#4158 [23:33] <Derp> The full message i got
#4159 [23:33] <Derp> the crash message
#4160 [23:33] <Derp> was this
#4161 [23:33] <Derp> 1 sec
#4162 [23:34] <Derp> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem. Time: 8/9/12 11:27 PM Description: Exception occured in ModLoader java.lang.VerifyError: (class: mod_AutoSwitch, method: switchToolsToN signature: (I)V) Incompatible type for getting or setting field at java.lang.Class.getDeclaredFields0(Native Method) at java.lang.Class.privateGetDeclaredFields(Class.java:2291) at java.lang.Class.getDeclaredFields(C
#4163 [23:34] <josie1197> Bad video card drivers!
#4164 [23:34] <DiskDaemon> If it's more than a line or two, please use pastebin.com
#4165 [23:34] <Derp> that was the crash report
#4166 [23:34] * lol [lol@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4167 [23:34] <VoxelHead> lol, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4168 [23:34] <Derp> well ive already done it
#4169 [23:34] <Derp> so yea
#4170 [23:34] <DiskDaemon> ??> Derp pastebin
#4171 [23:34] <VoxelHead> Derp: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#4172 [23:34] <lol> hello?
#4173 [23:34] <josie1197> BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271
#4174 [23:34] <lol> hello
#4175 [23:34] <DiskDaemon> ??> josie1197 win/dxdiag
#4176 [23:34] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4177 [23:34] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#4178 [23:34] * xbolverker [xbolverker@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4179 [23:34] <josie1197> what?
#4180 [23:35] <VoxelHead> xbolverker, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4181 [23:35] <lol> ???
#4182 [23:35] <Smanly> !!!
#4183 [23:35] <lol> can some on help me
#4184 [23:35] <Kealper> DiskDaemon: dang you are just on the ball with vox right now, ninja'd me :o
#4185 [23:35] <lol> i tryed to get a mod
#4186 [23:35] <Smanly> ??>> lol mods
#4187 [23:35] <Kealper> josie1197: VoxelHead is saying to go to http://pastebin.com and paste your error report there
#4188 [23:35] <lol> but now i cant open minecraft
#4189 [23:35] <xbolverker> hey uh i jsut bought minecraft, and i run linux and im gettinga black screen when i log in. are there any fixes?
#4190 [23:35] <Kealper> josie1197: since those error reports are too big to be pasted in the chat themselves
#4191 [23:36] <DiskDaemon> lol: Sorry, we don't provide mod support here
#4192 [23:36] <lol> i know
#4193 [23:36] <lol> but it wont work
#4194 [23:36] <lol> like minecraft wont
#4195 [23:36] <Smanly> delete you minecraft.jar
#4196 [23:36] <lol> i messed up
#4197 [23:36] <lol> oh ok ty
#4198 [23:36] <josie1197> i pasted it now what?
#4199 [23:36] <lol> how i re install it?
#4200 [23:36] * ngc0202 [ngc0202@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4201 [23:36] <VoxelHead> ngc0202, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4202 [23:36] <Smanly> play minecraft as normal, lol.
#4203 [23:37] <Kealper> josie1197: copy the link from the URL bar in your browser and paste that link in here so we can view it :o
#4204 [23:37] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: The dxdiag one?
#4205 [23:37] <lol> kk ty
#4206 [23:37] <josie1197> http://pastebin.com/jwstkYci
#4207 [23:37] <DiskDaemon> ??> lol win/reinst
#4208 [23:37] <VoxelHead> lol: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4209 [23:37] <VoxelHead> lol: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4210 [23:37] <xbolverker> hey uh i just bought minecraft, and i run it on linux and im getting a black screen when i log in. Are there any fixes?
#4211 [23:37] <ngc0202> That VoxelHead join thing is really annoying
#4212 [23:38] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Your graphics card drivers need to be updated
#4213 [23:38] <DiskDaemon> ??> josie1197 win/dxdiag
#4214 [23:38] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4215 [23:38] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#4216 [23:38] <Kealper> dang AuBot, you're slow right now
#4217 [23:38] <josie1197> :dx
#4218 [23:39] <Kealper> oh yeah, i forgot... wugbot is broke
#4219 [23:39] <Kealper> josie1197: follow what VoxelHead just told you, please
#4220 [23:39] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: dxdiag :)
#4221 [23:39] * Kealper updates AuBot's message
#4221 [23:39] <Kealper> D:
#4222 [23:40] <xbolverker> i just bought minecraft, and i run it on linux and im getting a black screen when i log in. Are there any fixes? :\
#4223 [23:40] <Kealper> xbolverker: first question: how good would you say you are with Linux?
#4224 [23:40] <Kealper> competent enough to use Terminal?
#4225 [23:40] <xbolverker> im fairly new, but im good at following instructions.
#4226 [23:40] <xbolverker> yes.
#4227 [23:41] <josie1197> i did that and the diagnosticx stool came up do i keep pressing next
#4228 [23:41] <Kealper> xbolverker: ok, first open a Terminal to the directory that your minecraft launcher is
#4229 [23:41] <xbolverker> ok
#4230 [23:42] <Kealper> xbolverker: once you've done that, type this and press enter: java -Xms1G -Xmx1G -cp minecraft.jar net.Launcher.Minecraft
#4231 [23:42] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Please follow these instructions
#4232 [23:42] <DiskDaemon> ??> josie1197 win/dxdiag
#4233 [23:42] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4234 [23:42] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#4235 [23:42] <Kealper> xbolverker: log in as normal, and wait for it to go to the black screen again... there should be some stuff that gets put in to the terminal window
#4236 [23:43] <josie1197> http://pastebin.com/RQAKYrvM
#4237 [23:44] <xbolverker> nothing happened after i logged in.
#4238 [23:44] <xbolverker> ill try again.
#4239 [23:44] <DiskDaemon> ??> josie1197 gpu/amd
#4240 [23:44] <VoxelHead> josie1197: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#4241 [23:44] <Kealper> xbolverker: it said absolutely nothing in the terminal after the game went black?
#4242 [23:45] <xbolverker> absolutely nothing. im checking to make sure there were no typos.
#4243 [23:45] <Kealper> xbolverker: if the launcher started then the command was correct
#4244 [23:45] <josie1197> do i select desktop graphics
#4245 [23:45] <Kealper> xbolverker: this is going to make debugging the error "fun" ._.
#4246 [23:46] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Do you have a desktop computer?
#4247 [23:46] <Kealper> xbolverker: do you know what graphics card you have? and i'm assuming you're using Ubuntu, is that correct?
#4248 [23:46] <josie1197> yes
#4249 [23:46] <xbolverker> i dont know what graphics card i have, and i am using ubuntu.
#4250 [23:46] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Then the answer seems to be clear.
#4251 [23:47] <Kealper> xbolverker: do you recall enabling something called "restricted drivers" at all?
#4252 [23:47] <josie1197> the product family your product belongs to:?
#4253 [23:47] <xbolverker> I dont believe i enabled it.
#4254 [23:47] * lakotajames [lakotajames@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4255 [23:47] <VoxelHead> lakotajames, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4256 [23:47] <Kealper> xbolverker: one second, that could fix the problem if those are enabled
#4257 [23:48] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Why don't you start off by using the automatic detect and install that they have there?
#4258 [23:48] <josie1197> where is that at?
#4259 [23:48] <josie1197> found it
#4260 [23:48] <Kealper> xbolverker: do you know what version of Ubuntu you are using?
#4261 [23:49] <xbolverker> i dont. how can i check?
#4262 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: It's on the page you were linked to. On the RHS. At the top. Hard to miss.
#4263 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Headlined with: "Automatiucally Detect and Install"
#4264 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: With a link called "Download Now"
#4265 [23:49] <Kealper> xbolverker: if you still have that terminal window open, type "uname -a" without quotes and paste the contents of that in here, it should only be a single line
#4266 [23:50] <lakotajames> So, I want to make a mod that makes coal ore drop coal ore, not coal. Do I just modify the ore file that makes it drop differently, or should I make some sort of new file that overwrites it or something?
#4267 [23:50] <xbolverker> Linux Loki 3.2.0-27-generic-pae #43-Ubuntu SMP Fri Jul 6 15:06:05 UTC 2012 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
#4268 [23:50] <DiskDaemon> lakotajames: Please see #risucraft about developing mods
#4269 [23:50] * ophieguy14 [ophieguy14@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4270 [23:50] <VoxelHead> ophieguy14, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4271 [23:50] <lakotajames> thank you, I was directed here from #minecraft
#4272 [23:51] <josie1197> it comes up with a amd catalyst
#4273 [23:51] * sam [sam@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4274 [23:51] <VoxelHead> sam, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4275 [23:51] <josie1197> pop up thing
#4276 [23:51] <DopeGhoti> xbolverker: if you don't know what GPU you have, you can check the output of `dmesg` or `lshw`
#4277 [23:52] <sam> i have no idea wat ur talking about
#4278 [23:52] <josie1197> theres a download button with ads at the bottom and it says "the best driver for this computer is: and then doesnt sa anyhg
#4279 [23:53] <Kealper> xbolverker: i'm fairly certain you've got Ubuntu 12.04, and DopeGhoti is much more versed in Linux than i am, so if he directs something towards you, it
#4280 [23:53] <Kealper> it's a good idea to follow it*
#4281 [23:53] <xbolverker> ok.
#4282 [23:53] <Kealper> stupid ' key being so close to enter :/
#4283 [23:53] <DiskDaemon> josie1197: Download the autodetect program, then run it
#4284 [23:53] <sam> can i just get a little help i cant connect to the servers and its really annoying
#4285 [23:54] <DopeGhoti> 20:50 <@ VoxelHead> | sam, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Please be advised, Mojang's authentication servers are once again operational, but not quite 100% responsive. You may still have problems getting into SMP servers.
#4286 [23:54] <josie1197> theres 2 downloads i can choose from
#4287 [23:54] <josie1197> individual downloads and full software suite
#4288 [23:54] <DopeGhoti> josie1197: go for the individual download
#4289 [23:54] <sam> whats a smp server
#4290 [23:54] <DopeGhoti> the full suite is a terribad monstrosity
#4291 [23:54] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp
#4292 [23:54] <VoxelHead> smp: Survival Multi-Player
#4293 [23:55] <josie1197> http://www.uncoverthenet.com/search/?q=support%20amd
#4294 [23:55] <Kealper> xbolverker: check your start menu for something called "Additional Drivers"
#4295 [23:55] <josie1197> i openedd the download run it now?
#4296 [23:56] * DiskDaemon feels like saying "No, leave it there and do the chicken dance"
#4296 [23:56] <xbolverker> ok. i opened it and it says "No proprietary drivers in use with this system"
#4297 [23:56] <sam> what amd drivers
#4298 [23:56] <xbolverker> or something close to that xD
#4299 [23:56] <Kealper> xbolverker: is there any in that you can enable in that window?
#4300 [23:56] <xbolverker> nope.
#4301 [23:57] <sam> theres nothing in my start menu that say additional drivers
#4302 [23:57] <Kealper> sam: that wasn't directed at you
#4303 [23:57] <sam> oh im very confused srry
#4304 [23:57] <josie1197> do i view log?
#4305 [23:58] <Kealper> sam: the servers that let game servers know you are not trying to steal the game have been acting weird the last few days
#4306 [23:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> sam irc/multitasking
#4307 [23:58] <VoxelHead> sam: (irc/multitasking) In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addresse's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#4308 [23:58] <sam> oh ok
#4309 [23:58] <DopeGhoti> xbolverker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1kanjD4qgo
#4310 [23:59] <josie1197> view log or finish?
#4311 [23:59] <DopeGhoti> xbolverker: complete with a soothing soundtrack
#4312 [23:59] <josie1197> and try to start minecraft?
#4313 [23:59] <DiskDaemon> indeed
#4314 [23:59] <xbolverker> and this may help solve my problem?]
#4315 [23:59] <sam> dopeghoti irc/multitasking what is that
#4316 [23:59] <Kealper> sam: it was a keyword to make that VoxelHead thing talk
#4317 [23:59] <DopeGhoti> xbolverker: it will walk you trough getting the drivers installed if you have an AMD GPU