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#19 [00:26] <shreven> so i down loaded the game and it doesnt work right i updated my java and keep running into out of memory problem and then get booted why?
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#21 [00:27] <zack6849> shreven out of memory error means the java runtime envitronment ran out of memory and couldnt run
#22 [00:27] <zack6849> meaning you don't have enough ram.
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#24 [00:27] <zack6849> hai
#25 [00:28] <shreven> i got 8 gs and itsa new computter so what do need
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#27 [00:28] <shreven> can i fix this?
#28 [00:28] <Wolfman_Mac> Hello. I need help configuring Himachi for it to work with my Minecraft server,
#29 [00:28] <Wolfman_Mac> Everything that I try does not work.
#30 [00:29] <Wolfman_Mac> I made sure that the port forwarding is set up correctly, and I know it is because it is working on my local internet connection.
#31 [00:29] <bren> cant get my skin on the game?? how do i do it?
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#33 [00:30] <Wolfman_Mac> Do not know bren. I am not sure about very much when it comes to Minecraft.
#34 [00:30] <bren> have u played
#35 [00:31] <bren> are u tech support
#36 [00:31] <shreven> what amount of ram do i need to play the game the web site says 2 gig
#37 [00:31] <bren> anyone else out there can help with skins???
#38 [00:32] <Wolfman_Mac> No bren, I am not tech support. I am a guy looking for server help.
#39 [00:33] <bren> wish i could help, good luck, dosent look like we get much help here
#40 [00:34] <shreven> im not
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#42 [00:35] <bren> im thinking of making my own game, with better support, were all screwed
#43 [00:35] <TheNoodle> wat
#44 [00:35] <bren> whos in with me
#45 [00:35] <TheNoodle> Not me!
#46 [00:35] <shreven> yes we are
#47 [00:35] <shreven> noodel?
#48 [00:36] <bren> hell yea
#49 [00:36] <shreven> can you help me
#50 [00:36] <bren> what do noodles have to do with it
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#52 [00:37] <shreven> i got 8 gig ram and the game runs into ram errors and i get booted
#53 [00:37] <shreven> is this fixable
#54 [00:38] <bren> anythings possible
#55 [00:39] <bren> getting word on a website where any gamer can make there own game, im doin it
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#57 [00:42] <bren> im bored!! just reading questions with no answers, any computer techs out there!!
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#60 [00:43] <bren> ok fine no fun people out there, back to minecraft
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#65 [00:46] <aprentic> Whee. I have a wind farm!
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#73 [00:49] <Legion_> I keep getting a out of memory report and it keeps shuting down my game, how can I fix this
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#75 [00:51] <Legion_> I keep getting a out of memory report and it keeps shuting down my game, how can I fix this
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#81 [00:56] <Denizen> night
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#86 [00:58] <creaper20> my aunt had did a system restore and erased my mindcraft icon and download... how do i get this back on to my lap top?? i tried and it would not let me log in the screen keeps going black on me
#87 [00:59] <Yerg> ?? Forceupdate
#88 [00:59] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#89 [00:59] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#90 [01:00] <creaper20> kk i wil try this and thanks
#91 [01:00] <creaper20> good buy
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#107 [01:39] <trwv> hi
#108 [01:39] <trwv> i need help
#109 [01:39] <trwv> is there an adminn
#110 [01:40] <trwv> any one on
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#113 [01:44] <[L]> Asks question. Leaves two minutes later.
#114 [01:44] <[L]> Welcome to #minecraft help.
#115 [01:49] <Eddie> Actually there's no real question.
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#121 [02:05] <Dream_Rider> [L] ofc, people expect someone to watch this chat 24/7 lol
#122 [02:05] <[L]> :l
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#125 [02:10] <TwistyD> Hello, I have a problem with hosting a server over Hamachi
#126 [02:10] <Yerg> ?? Fubar/hamachi
#127 [02:10] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#128 [02:10] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#129 [02:11] <TwistyD> oh...
#130 [02:11] <TwistyD> okay are there any alternative free VPN services that are supported?
#131 [02:11] <TheNoodle> No, because there's no need for them
#132 [02:12] <TwistyD> okay then...next question. I've forwarded my ports so that my friends can connect to my server, but how do I get them to connect to my external address (so I won't have to use Hamachi)
#133 [02:14] <Yerg> Look up port forwarding
#134 [02:14] <Yerg> If you do it right, all your friends have to do is enter your public ip address
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#141 [02:32] <silentrage47> hi everybody, does anyone has problem with downloading terrain ? i can't connect to any server at all
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#145 [02:43] <TheNoodle> <3
#146 [02:44] <Lasivian> what kind of bandwidth does minecraft need per user?
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#148 [02:46] <Wug> Lasivian: you should be able to get about 8 people per outgoing megabit
#149 [02:46] <Wug> that's a rough estimate byw
#150 [02:46] <Wug> btw*
#151 [02:47] <Lasivian> thanks
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#156 [03:00] * Yerg wugs wug
#156 [03:01] <Builder> Whats causing my game to act up and show my items black?
#157 [03:01] <Wug> incognito gravy is incognito
#158 [03:01] <Builder> Would it be because of a mod
#159 [03:01] <Wug> Builder: probably
#160 [03:01] <Yerg> Very well could be
#161 [03:02] <Builder> I downloaded a shader mod but then deleted it after
#162 [03:02] <Builder> and now its acting up
#163 [03:02] <Wug> :fu
#164 [03:02] <WugBot> fu: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#165 [03:02] <WugBot> fu: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft. (picture: http://i.imgur.com/5b09B.png)
#166 [03:02] <Builder> ok
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#168 [03:03] <Yerg> Bah, almost don't want to get up for work today
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#170 [03:03] <Yerg> Bed. Warm.
#171 [03:04] <Yerg> !Weather hell
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#173 [03:04] <Yerg> Hmm
#174 [03:04] <Yerg> !ping
#175 [03:05] <Yerg> Bah
#176 [03:05] <Yerg> Y u no work greybot
#177 [03:05] <Andrio> Dead
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#189 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> !ping
#190 [03:16] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine Your Ping time was 1.154 seconds.
#191 [03:16] <Wug> :O
#192 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> pfft
#193 [03:17] <GreyVulpine> bah
#194 [03:17] <Wug> do you have a znc set up yet
#195 [03:18] <Yerg> Nope
#196 [03:18] <Wug> you should do that
#197 [03:18] <Wug> have you a loonicks box?
#198 [03:18] * Yerg has been working too much to have any free time
#198 [03:18] <Wug> you dont have to work on weekends do you
#199 [03:19] <Yerg> 8 hrs today scheduled
#200 [03:19] <Wug> :|
#201 [03:19] <Wug> they pay you for overtime right
#202 [03:19] <Yerg> Actually need to get my butt out of bed shortly. And yes
#203 [03:20] <Wug> do you think we can start recommending java 7
#204 [03:21] <DiskDaemon> yes easily
#205 [03:21] <GreyVulpine> with the caveat of a clean install,yes
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#207 [03:21] <Wug> generally if I recommend downloading one, I recommend removing the others
#208 [03:22] * Yerg nods
#208 [03:23] <Yerg> There have been a few recent cases where installing 6 still fixed a connection problem
#209 [03:23] <Wug> I'd add an account on my bouncer but it wouldnt do any good because ports
#210 [03:23] <Wug> were they ipv4/ipv6 issues?
#211 [03:23] <Yerg> Don't know. Possible
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#213 [03:26] <Wug> I think I'm going to write a magical minecraft troubleshootatron
#214 [03:27] <Yerg> I'm not against recommending 7 be installed. Just sometimes falling back to 6 can still solve some issues
#215 [03:27] <Wug> I'll teach it everything I know, then unleash it onto the world
#216 [03:27] <DiskDaemon> that would be where Java 7 prefers to use IPv6 instead of IPv4, for which there are well known symptoms and solutions for that
#217 [03:27] <Wug> I would like to figure out how to get the options in the java control panel to actually work
#218 [03:27] <Wug> ;search ipv6
#219 [03:27] <WugBot> Matches for "ipv6": java/ipv6
#220 [03:27] <Wug> :java/ipv6
#221 [03:27] <WugBot> java/ipv6: Java 7 defaults to using ipv6 connections over ipv4 whenever possible. This can sometimes interfere with minecraft on systems where ipv6 is present but nonfunctional.
#222 [03:27] <WugBot> java/ipv6: To force java to prefer ipv4 over ipv6, include the following option on the command line or in your java preferences, or ask a helper for assistance: -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true
#223 [03:28] <Yerg> Have you had any 6/7 issues where it wasn't ipv6/4?
#224 [03:28] <Wug> not in a long, long time (at least that werent just borked installs)
#225 [03:28] <Wug> not even many of those in a long while
#226 [03:29] <Yerg> I know, I've had a couple in the heart past month be from a bored install of 7
#227 [03:30] <Yerg> Freaking autocorrect
#228 [03:30] <Wug> your autocorrect killed that
#229 [03:30] <Wug> I got borked
#230 [03:30] <Wug> no idea what heart was supposed to be
#231 [03:30] <Yerg> That wasn't supposed to be there
#232 [03:32] <Yerg> Anyhoo. Should probably get up and find/make foods.
#233 [03:33] <Yerg> !Weather hell
#234 [03:33] <GreyBot> Yerg: From Cobblestone Creek, Pinckney, Michigan (3:30a Sep 08 12) temp(57.7 F / 14.3 C) cond(Rain) wind(North at 0.0 mph / 0.0 km/h) hu(95%) dewpnt(56 F / 14 C) bp(29.71 in / 1006 hPa (Steady)) clouds(Mostly Cloudy (BKN) : 800 ft / 243 m, Overcast (OVC) : 1200 ft / 365 m) vis(7.0 miles / 11.3 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
#235 [03:33] <GreyBot> Saturday: Overcast with a chance of a thunderstorm and rain showers, then a chance of a thunderstorm and a chance of rain in the afternoon. High of 68F. Breezy. Winds from the NW at 15 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
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#334 [08:48] <DylanCl> Everytime i start minecraft it crashes. It does not show me a log. D:
#335 [08:50] <DylanCl> Oh, wait.
#336 [08:50] <DylanCl> Managed to get a part ofi t
#337 [08:51] <DylanCl> http://pastebin.com/a69sjpLY
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#339 [08:55] <Morrolan> Uh, not too sure where MagicLauncher stores its logfile. Does it crash if you use the Vanilla, unmodded client, though?
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#361 [09:40] <DylanCl> http://pastebin.com/fi0Yw3mc
#362 [09:40] <DylanCl> My error log, my minecraft keeps closing
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#369 [09:49] <zebra77788> HI i need help
#370 [09:49] <zebra77788> anyone???
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#372 [09:49] <NinjaKirby> The the nature of the Minecraft Emergency
#373 [09:49] <NinjaKirby> The the the the
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#375 [09:49] <NinjaKirby> Ah, welcome back, what's the problem?
#376 [09:49] <zebra77788> can i have some help
#377 [09:50] <zebra77788> i cannot use an item in minecraft
#378 [09:50] <zebra77788> you know
#379 [09:50] <NinjaKirby> One particular item? Which is it?
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#381 [09:50] <zebra77788> i press u because thats what i use for use item
#382 [09:50] <zebra77788> and anything wont work
#383 [09:51] <NinjaKirby> Looking at the default controls, the key 'U' is not by default assigned to anything
#384 [09:51] <zebra77788> im using lime wool in creative mode and it wont work and neither with anyother material
#385 [09:51] <zebra77788> i know but i changed it to u
#386 [09:52] <NinjaKirby> To which command is the letter assigned, "Button 2"?
#387 [09:52] <DylanCl> http://pastebin.com/fi0Yw3mc
#388 [09:52] <DylanCl> I keep getting that error
#389 [09:52] <DylanCl> when logging in
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#391 [09:52] <zant2f> Hi i have been able to use minecraft with no problems until recently. Now everytime i try to launch minecraft in windows it just shuits down..i get an error that says A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#392 [09:52] <zebra77788> none of them are button 2 beause i reset them to different things!
#393 [09:53] <zant2f> does anyone know hiow i can fix it?
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#395 [09:53] <zebra77788> not now zant2f
#396 [09:53] <zant2f> sorry
#397 [09:53] <zant2f> did not realize
#398 [09:53] <NinjaKirby> None of them are button 2? lol, okay, so it's impossible to place things. I guess you'll have to re-configure your keys again
#399 [09:53] <DylanCl> Ninja, can you help me?
#400 [09:54] <zebra77788> no i changed it from button two to u!!
#401 [09:54] <zebra77788> i worked like 5 minutes ago
#402 [09:55] <NinjaKirby> In that case, I have no idea why it isn't working. You don't have any Macro software in use with your Keyboard do ya? Maybe like a Saitek Gaming keyboard
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#405 [09:55] <zebra77788> i cant place things in minecraft create mode
#406 [09:56] <DylanCl> Ninja
#407 [09:56] <DylanCl> Can you code in java?
#408 [09:56] <zebra77788> help anyone
#409 [09:56] <Andrio> check if 'Use item'' is still mapped to 'U'
#410 [09:56] <NinjaKirby> DylanCl: Negative, I cannot
#411 [09:56] <DylanCl> Damnit.
#412 [09:56] <zebra77788> it is
#413 [09:56] <Andrio> can you map it to something else and see if that works?
#414 [09:57] <zebra77788> already tried that
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#416 [09:57] <NinjaKirby> DylanCl: Maybe check out the the Modding channels, like #Risucraft, there may be people able to assist there
#417 [09:57] <DylanCl> Hmm.
#418 [09:57] <DylanCl> I'll see
#419 [09:57] <NinjaKirby> There's another popular one I can never remember the name of.
#420 [09:57] <DylanCl> But is there anybody here that can code in java?
#421 [09:58] <zebra77788> andrio
#422 [09:58] <Andrio> yeah?
#423 [09:58] <zebra77788> what do i do
#424 [09:58] <Andrio> I'm not sure.
#425 [09:58] <zebra77788> :(
#426 [09:58] <Andrio> Do you use any mods?
#427 [09:59] <zebra77788> im trying to make a creeper statue!
#428 [09:59] <zebra77788> no
#429 [09:59] <zebra77788> no mods
#430 [09:59] <NinjaKirby> Maybe just reboot the Minecraft Client, Zebra, perhaps it derped
#431 [09:59] <zebra77788> lol derped
#432 [10:00] <NinjaKirby> My lack of technical terminology, heh
#433 [10:00] <NinjaKirby> "Shafted"
#434 [10:00] <zebra77788> XD
#435 [10:00] <zebra77788> what do u mean by reboot
#436 [10:00] <zebra77788> im a computer dummy
#437 [10:01] <zebra77788> oh and im on a mac
#438 [10:01] <NinjaKirby> Oh, just exit Minecraft and open it again :/ Unlikely fix tbh, but you never know
#439 [10:01] <zebra77788> i did that and no it is still herping and derping
#440 [10:01] <NinjaKirby> Heh, strange
#441 [10:02] <zebra77788> this is making me mad because my creeper has no head
#442 [10:02] <zebra77788> im making a giant statue and he is headless
#443 [10:03] <zebra77788> help meh!!!
#444 [10:04] <zebra77788> help
#445 [10:04] <zebra77788> help
#446 [10:04] <zebra77788> help
#447 [10:04] <zebra77788> help
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#450 [10:05] <zebra77788> i cant place items in minecraft can somebody help me
#451 [10:06] <Grim_Reaper> !kick zebra77788 spam
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#453 [10:06] <NinjaKirby> Please don't spam, the regular more knowledgeable...
#454 [10:06] <NinjaKirby> Thanks
#455 [10:06] <Grim_Reaper> No problem
#456 [10:06] <NinjaKirby> (no sarcasm)
#457 [10:06] <NinjaKirby> :P
#458 [10:06] <Grim_Reaper> :p
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#461 [10:07] <NinjaKirby> Why would you put Button 2 as 'U' anyway, can you imagine trying to reach that all the time from WASD
#462 [10:07] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#463 [10:08] <Grim_Reaper> Invent is now mapped to e
#464 [10:08] <NinjaKirby> "Invent"? Excuse my lack of udnerstanding
#465 [10:08] <Grim_Reaper> Inventory
#466 [10:08] <Grim_Reaper> Sorry :p
#467 [10:09] <NinjaKirby> Oh right... okay, I actually assign those keys to extra mouse keys, I forget what they actually are ^^;;
#468 [10:09] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#469 [10:09] <Morrolan> Attack/Place buttons on the keyboard? Vim user spotted. :P
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#471 [10:10] <Morrolan> :)
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#478 [10:14] <ninies_pwnr> hey guys
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#480 [10:14] <Andrio> Hi
#481 [10:15] <clubsk8er> I went into the nethers and couldn't fing my portal so I made a new one and I cant find my way home.
#482 [10:15] <ninies_pwnr> Is that a question for this?
#483 [10:15] <ninies_pwnr> Not much we can do about that...
#484 [10:15] <Morrolan> clubsk8er - A compass would be worth a shot, points towards spawn.
#485 [10:16] <ninies_pwnr> But he may not have built at his spawn
#486 [10:16] <clubsk8er> ok thank you
#487 [10:16] <Morrolan> Respectively towards the bed you last slept in.
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#489 [10:16] <Morrolan> Actually, nope, that isn't correct.
#490 [10:16] <Morrolan> Sleeping in a bed only changes the spawn point, but not the compass' location, for some reason.
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#492 [10:17] <ninies_pwnr> Do you guys know about the Technic Pack?
#493 [10:17] <Andrio> If you built your house near the spawn, that's not a problem though.
#494 [10:17] <NinjaKirby> lol, already left with the misinformation XD I'm sure he'll be fine, his Epic Journey starts now.
#495 [10:17] <Morrolan> Chances ar he left before he saw my second line.
#496 [10:17] <Morrolan> Respectively left too quick to read it.
#497 [10:17] <Morrolan> Too fast*
#498 [10:17] <DylanCl> http://pastebin.com/FPvKkdq7
#499 [10:17] <ninies_pwnr> He left before you said the "Actually, nope.." message
#500 [10:18] <DylanCl> I keep getting this error
#501 [10:18] <Morrolan> ninies_pwnr - Now that you mention it...
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#503 [10:18] <ninies_pwnr> Hmm?
#504 [10:20] <zant2f> hi me again...i have been able to use minecraft with no problems until recently. Now everytime i try to launch minecraft in windows it just shuits down..i get an error that says A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#505 [10:21] <ninies_pwnr> Make sure you have the newest update of Java?
#506 [10:21] <zant2f> ok
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#508 [10:24] <ninies_pwnr> Morrolan - what?
#509 [10:25] <Morrolan> Oh, nevermind. ;)
#510 [10:25] <ninies_pwnr> Oh okay o_O
#511 [10:26] <DylanCl> Ninies
#512 [10:26] <DylanCl> Can you code in Java?
#513 [10:26] <ninies_pwnr> No I can't. Why?
#514 [10:27] <ninies_pwnr> I know someone who has a basic knowledge of it though
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#516 [10:27] <zant2f> how do i check
#517 [10:27] <DylanCl> I keep getting an error, http://pastebin.com/FPvKkdq7
#518 [10:27] <DylanCl> I really dont know what to do
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#520 [10:29] <ninies_pwnr> The person I know isn't online, and I don't know enough about Java to help you. Do you have any mods installed?
#521 [10:29] <DylanCl> Yes.
#522 [10:29] <DylanCl> Modloader, mccapes, optifine and modloader
#523 [10:29] <DylanCl> But it never conflicted
#524 [10:29] <ninies_pwnr> Force update and try it then. If it still crashes it's a problem with Java, if it doesn't crash it was your mods
#525 [10:32] <DylanCl> Damn.
#526 [10:32] <DylanCl> I feel so stupid now...
#527 [10:32] <DylanCl> I just needed to force update. -_-
#528 [10:32] <DylanCl> Well, thank you tho.
#529 [10:32] <ninies_pwnr> No problem
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#546 [11:18] <Deathspawn> 5 pigmen and a magma cube hanging around a portal along with my stuff... i go in, instant death... what do?
#547 [11:19] <Andrio> peaceful mode?
#548 [11:19] <Deathspawn> SMP
#549 [11:19] <Andrio> Unless that's too cheating
#550 [11:19] <Andrio> well, there goes that idea
#551 [11:19] <Deathspawn> also don't want to go in with creative, which is the only option i can think of atm
#552 [11:20] <Deathspawn> pigmen are really unforgiving.... was mining a ceiling out and one was standing too close.
#553 [11:20] <Andrio> Could you maybe get someone else who is well equipped to retrieve your things?
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#556 [11:21] <Calinou> Deathspawn, get some stuff in the overworld first
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#558 [11:22] <Calinou> the "item timer" is stopped when you are not in the appropriate dimension, this means items last forever if you don't go to nether
#559 [11:22] <Calinou> if you go less than 128 blocks away from them, you have 5 minutes
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#567 [11:55] <NinjaKirby> Completely Off Topic: If you flip an image horizontally and there's no details to identify such an operation has been done (e.g. Text written backwards), would the human brain suspect something unusual?
#568 [11:56] <xales> Depends on the image.
#569 [11:56] <NinjaKirby> Hmmm, I guess for as long as the setting is physically possible, it's undetectable
#570 [11:57] <NinjaKirby> Sometimes it's useful to flip images when I do my wallpapers, but because I know the original, it looks a little strange, heh
#571 [11:58] <Jasmine> Yeah, I don't think it'll raise any alarms
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#573 [11:58] <Andrio> NinjaKirby, you think that's off topic?
#574 [11:58] <Andrio> Pay a visit to #minecraft .
#575 [11:59] <xales> #minecraft doesn't have a topic.
#576 [11:59] <xales> Thus, it's never off-topic.
#577 [11:59] <mattkuhar> does anyone else have problems with the game pausing when clicking your mouse buttons
#578 [11:59] <Andrio> lol
#579 [11:59] <NinjaKirby> That channel makes me cringe most the time -_-
#580 [11:59] <Morrolan> xales - Or maybe their topic is ".*" or so. ;D
#581 [11:59] <Andrio> With good reason
#582 [12:00] <xales> mattkuhar: Install Optifine.
#583 [12:00] <xales> Morrolan: :p
#584 [12:00] <mattkuhar> how do i do that? im playing classic
#585 [12:01] <dijikul> mattkuhar: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-132-optifine-hd-b3-fps-boost-hd-textures-aa-af-and-much-more/
#586 [12:01] <Morrolan> Classic?
#587 [12:01] <xales> ._.
#588 [12:01] <Morrolan> Then optifine won't be of much use to you. :S
#589 [12:01] <xales> mattkuhar: Classic is several years old and unsupported, and has a number of issues.
#590 [12:02] <mattkuhar> it was working fine for me until today. not sure if i did anything that could have caused it or not
#591 [12:02] <xales> Did you try turning your computer off and on again?
#592 [12:02] <Morrolan> Classic doesn't have keybindings which could accidentally map "Mouse click" to "open menu", right?
#593 [12:03] <mattkuhar> yes i did try rebooting
#594 [12:03] <mattkuhar> not that i could find
#595 [12:03] <Andrio> No, other people have this issue too; it's actually losing focus
#596 [12:05] <Morrolan> Oh, good to konw.
#597 [12:05] <Morrolan> know*
#598 [12:06] <Morrolan> Well, not that it'll help to know it, but atleast I can say something smart when someone complains about this. :P
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#600 [12:07] <Morrolan> Ack, those random freezes in Minecraft are happening more and more often. :S
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#602 [12:08] <brett> why does it keep saying java virtual machine error?
#603 [12:08] <dijikul> brett: Have you tried updating Java?
#604 [12:09] <dijikul> brett: http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp
#605 [12:09] <xales> brett: I would guess that is because the Java Virtual Machine is encountering an error.
#606 [12:09] * dijikul grins in response to xales helpfulness.
#606 [12:09] <xales> xales'*
#607 [12:09] <xales> :p
#608 [12:09] <dijikul> ya
#609 [12:09] <dijikul> I was thinking it
#610 [12:09] <brett> java is up to date
#611 [12:09] <dijikul> I read "dijikul helpfulness" in my head.
#612 [12:09] <xales> brett: Has Minecraft worked before?
#613 [12:09] <brett> yeah. but it is realy laggy
#614 [12:10] <xales> How much memory does your computer have?
#615 [12:10] <dijikul> brett: Java is extremely susceptible to viruses. I'd go uninstall, and reinstall the latest version, and see if you notice a change. Seriously though.
#616 [12:10] <Calinou> please do not mix the terms "lag" and "slow performance"
#617 [12:10] <Calinou> dijikul, it is not if you disable the browser plugin and don't run everything you download from the internet
#618 [12:10] <dijikul> Calinou: this is true, but that's not out-of-the-box behaviour.
#619 [12:10] <brett> okay i will try to uninstall java
#620 [12:11] <Calinou> out of the box behavior is rarely safe 8)
#621 [12:11] <xales> Calinou: Lag is not, by definition, limited only to network latency. :p
#622 [12:11] <dijikul> brett: GRab the latest, and if no go, come back here and we'll chat.
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#624 [12:11] <Calinou> xales, I know (input lag and such)
#625 [12:11] <dijikul> Calinou: CPU Lag, GPU Lag, Network Lag, etc.
#626 [12:11] <dijikul> differentiation IS important, but lag and slow performance can be synonymous.
#627 [12:11] <dijikul> my internet connection performs slow when I have high pings, for example.
#628 [12:11] * Kanegasi is now known as Kane{-_-}zZ
#629 [12:12] <brett> okay thanks!
#630 [12:12] <dijikul> brett: Answer Xales' question too -- how much RAM / Memory do you have?
#631 [12:12] <brett> i dont know. how do you check?
#632 [12:12] <dijikul> hold CTRL-SHIFT-ESC
#633 [12:12] <dijikul> it'll popup a Task Manager
#634 [12:12] <dijikul> click on Performance
#635 [12:13] <dijikul> Read the "Physical Memory (MB) Total on the bottom left
#636 [12:13] <brett> okay it says free space: 79 MB
#637 [12:14] <dijikul> dont worry about that
#638 [12:14] <dijikul> what's the Total?
#639 [12:14] <brett> 3034
#640 [12:14] <brett> mb
#641 [12:14] <dijikul> so 3 GB
#642 [12:14] <dijikul> not bad, but not awesome.
#643 [12:14] <brett> okay, well is there a way to get more memory?
#644 [12:14] <dijikul> I have 12 GB but my free only shows 36, so.. you having 79 free isn't a big deal
#645 [12:14] <dijikul> yeah, you need to buy more RAM chips
#646 [12:14] <dijikul> and if you lonmly have 3
#647 [12:14] <dijikul> my guess is you're on 32 bit
#648 [12:15] <dijikul> which actaully means no, you can't get more.
#649 [12:15] <Morrolan> 3GB is more than sufficent.
#650 [12:15] <dijikul> anyways -- go try uninstalling and reinstalling the new java
#651 [12:15] <xales> (mostly)
#652 [12:15] <Morrolan> One GB for the OS, one GB for Minecraft by default, still got plenty of empty RAM.
#653 [12:15] <Andrio> 32 bits go up to 4GB, don't they?
#654 [12:15] <Morrolan> Including the GPU's RAM, though.
#655 [12:15] <dijikul> Andrio: DEpends who you ask, kind of.. it's like 3.5 Gb
#656 [12:15] <xales> Andrio: Depends on the OS and BIOS.
#657 [12:16] <dijikul> and whether your video ram is shared or dedicated
#658 [12:16] <Morrolan> If it's shared you shouldn't play games anyway.
#659 [12:16] <dijikul> this is true.
#660 [12:16] <dijikul> some on-board makes due though
#661 [12:16] <Andrio> 2 ^ 32 = 4 * 2 ^ 30
#662 [12:16] <brett> how do i get the new version of java? and what is it called?
#663 [12:16] <dijikul> brett click this: 
#664 [12:16] <dijikul> http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp
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#666 [12:17] <brett> okay its downloading...
#667 [12:17] <xales> Morrolan: Has the party responsible for the Java 7 IPv6 issues resolved them yet?
#668 [12:18] <Morrolan> Uh, I doubt that Mojang added the "use IPv4 you silly Java" toggle yet.
#669 [12:18] <brett> okay, i have one more question.
#670 [12:18] <Morrolan> As for the ISPs, no clue how the situation is there.
#671 [12:19] <brett> nevermind.
#672 [12:19] <Andrio> Mojang could learn a lot from coming here
#673 [12:19] <xales> Andrio: They /do/ come here. :p
#674 [12:19] <dijikul> brett: ?
#675 [12:19] <Morrolan> Sometimes I think that they could learn a lot by using Google. <.<
#676 [12:19] <Morrolan> It's not as if the java parameter to use IPv4 was some dark sorcery.
#677 [12:19] <brett> i figured out the answer to my question.
#678 [12:20] <Morrolan> Good to hear. :D
#679 [12:20] <dijikul> Morrolan: It doesn't really prevent you from playing the game right now, so why should it be a priority on their development backlog?
#680 [12:20] <brett> you guys are smart....
#681 [12:20] <brett> im jealous
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#683 [12:20] <Morrolan> dijikul - Last I checked, not being able to download pretty much prevents you from playing it.
#684 [12:20] <dijikul> Morrolan: So you have no IPv4 connectivity?
#685 [12:21] <Morrolan> Who is talking about IPv4?
#686 [12:21] <Morrolan> Java 7 uses, by default, IPv6.
#687 [12:21] <dijikul> weren't you talking about IPv6?
#688 [12:21] <dijikul> oh
#689 [12:21] <Morrolan> Nof if someone's derpy ISP does not support that properly, you're screwed.
#690 [12:21] <dijikul> that I didn't know.
#691 [12:21] <dijikul> hmm
#692 [12:21] <dijikul> I can't imagine an ISP that doesn't provide IPv4, unless they're a new startup and haven't gotten any blockspace.
#693 [12:22] <dijikul> I guess I didn't understand the problem. My bad.
#694 [12:23] <NinjaKirby> inb4 I break my system installing Java v7 for Tekkit
#695 [12:23] <dijikul> Minecraft.com is down anyways... I dont know that downloads will work
#696 [12:23] <dijikul> I presume they have mirrors though
#697 [12:23] <Morrolan> minecraft.com isn't official. :)
#698 [12:23] <Morrolan> minecraft.net is
#699 [12:24] <dijikul> oh snap
#700 [12:24] <dijikul> duh
#701 [12:24] <xales> lol
#702 [12:24] <Morrolan> And no, I have no clue why minecraft.com still exists.
#703 [12:24] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#704 [12:24] * Grim_Reaper hugs Morrolan
#704 [12:24] <dijikul> I bet you that guy feels like he owns Mojang, even though he's got nothin.
#705 [12:24] <dijikul> (the guy who own's minecraft.com)
#706 [12:24] <xales> Morrolan: I just laughed my ass off
#707 [12:24] <Morrolan> Same for crysis3.com, it's owned by someoen who's been trying to sell it for the past few months.
#708 [12:25] <Morrolan> Seems EA doesn't care enough, though.
#709 [12:25] <xales> Morrolan: http://pastebin.com/EwNguVDg
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#711 [12:25] <Morrolan> xales - Haha.
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#713 [12:25] <xales> Look at the creation date.
#714 [12:25] <xales> ._.
#715 [12:25] <dijikul> owns minecraft.com.au also.
#716 [12:25] <Morrolan> Whoa.
#717 [12:25] <dijikul> interesting.
#718 [12:25] <Morrolan> That does explain why it still exists.
#719 [12:26] <xales> rofl
#720 [12:26] <xales> MineCraft Consulting is a professional engineering consultancy providing mining, mechanical and electrical engineering, and project management services to the coal mining industry. Based in Brisbane and Sydney, Australia, MineCraft specialise in underground coal mine engineering however also provide support to opencut coal and related mining projects.
#721 [12:26] <dijikul> Minecraft didn't happen until like 2009, didn't it?
#722 [12:26] <dijikul> ahh
#723 [12:26] <dijikul> neat.
#724 [12:26] <Morrolan> xales - That reminds me of steam.com
#725 [12:26] <xales> derp
#726 [12:28] <Morrolan> Ah, there are some nice stories on the internet indeed. ^^
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#728 [12:28] <Andrio> I don't know how many times I've mistyped Web addresses slightly and ended up on ad sites -_-
#729 [12:28] <xales> Don't mistype them then. :D
#730 [12:29] <ThomQ> Hi All
#731 [12:29] <Andrio> I usually don't.
#732 [12:29] <Andrio> I use bookmarks.
#733 [12:29] <Andrio> ThomQ, hi
#734 [12:29] <xales> lol bookmarks
#735 [12:29] * xales uses Chromium's magix box
#735 [12:29] <xales> magic*
#736 [12:29] <ThomQ> I tried to get friends over with laptops, for a minecraft Lan party tonight
#737 [12:30] <dijikul> nice.
#738 [12:30] <dijikul> Need a server to play on? :)
#739 [12:30] <ThomQ> Unfortunately, I failed :P None of them can come over.. So I guess i'm going to try random servers again.. Had a blast last night :D
#740 [12:30] <Andrio> Yeah, LAN parties can be very fun.
#741 [12:31] <Andrio> (If it's not a DotA LAN party.)
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#743 [12:33] <Andrio> I host a server at school, and I get a LAN party coming on pretty much every lunchtime
#744 [12:33] <Andrio> And before school
#745 [12:34] <brett> okay the download of java is done. now what?
#746 [12:34] <dijikul> try running Minecraft.
#747 [12:34] <dijikul> or rather
#748 [12:34] <dijikul> run it
#749 [12:34] <dijikul> (the download_
#750 [12:35] <brett> still doing it! uggh
#751 [12:35] <dijikul> so what's the Java error?
#752 [12:35] <dijikul> and, stupid question, have you tried rebooting? o.O
#753 [12:36] <brett> rebooting the computer?
#754 [12:36] <dijikul> yes.
#755 [12:36] <brett> no.
#756 [12:36] <brett> ill try it
#757 [12:36] <brett> but the error says
#758 [12:37] <brett> error: could not create the java virtual machine error: a fatal exception has occord. program will exit
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#760 [12:38] <dijikul> brett: try this: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1383256-advanced-minecraft-error-test/
#761 [12:39] <dijikul> I'm looking for you
#762 [12:39] <dijikul> hang on
#763 [12:39] <dijikul> that link is just a data collection thinger
#764 [12:39] <dijikul> brett: Reboot and try again, and let's work from that point forward.
#765 [12:39] <brett> okay.
#766 [12:40] <brett> wait so if i shut down and turn it back on and go back to the webchat thing will you be there or will it be a different person
#767 [12:40] <dijikul> I'll be here.
#768 [12:40] <dijikul> same person.
#769 [12:40] <dijikul> not leaving.
#770 [12:40] <brett> okay cool
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#774 [12:44] <afreekah> Hello, I've recently tried to download the Minecraft Client for my Mac. It downloads but when i try to launch the app, it says that its damaged and should be sent to the trash. What should i do?
#775 [12:45] <dijikul> redownload it
#776 [12:45] <dijikul> are you on wireless/
#777 [12:45] <dijikul> ?
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#779 [12:45] <afreekah> Ive tried that multiple times. but it does the same thing. and yes im on wireless
#780 [12:45] <dijikul> try downloading on a wired connection
#781 [12:45] <dijikul> if you're wireless is sketchy it might be causing the issue.
#782 [12:45] <dijikul> if you're wireless is sketchy it might be causing the issue.
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#784 [12:46] <dijikul> that's hapepned to me, anyways.
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#786 [12:46] <brett> okay im back
#787 [12:46] <dijikul> hey brett
#788 [12:46] <dijikul> any luck?
#789 [12:46] <brett> and i clicked on minecraft and it worked!
#790 [12:46] <dijikul> Boom!
#791 [12:46] <dijikul> so
#792 [12:46] <brett> butttt
#793 [12:46] <dijikul> I think it's because you had too much stuff running in the background
#794 [12:46] <dijikul> I fuodn this forum post that I think would help you understand: 
#795 [12:46] <dijikul> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1416180-java-virtual-machine-and-fatal-exception-has-occured/
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#799 [12:48] <brett> its still pretty slow and choppy, is there anything to help that?
#800 [12:48] <dijikul> probably just close your other applications
#801 [12:48] <dijikul> sounds like you might not have a video card
#802 [12:49] <brett> can you buy video cards?
#803 [12:50] <brett> because its ridiculous how slow it is. i cant even build anything because of it.
#804 [12:51] <Dream_Rider> You can, but you have to look at your motherboard and PSU to find one that would work
#805 [12:51] <dijikul> yeah you need to make sure it's compatible with your motherboard.
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#808 [12:51] <brett> ...well is that something geek squad can do? lol
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#810 [12:56] <dijikul> it is, I guess, but there's other places you can get it done for cheaper.
#811 [12:57] <ThomQ> lol, just found the osam bin laden skin
#812 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> ??> brett win/dxdiag
#813 [12:59] <VoxelHead> brett: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#814 [12:59] <VoxelHead> brett: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#815 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> brett: And buying video cards is possible, if you're on a desktop
#816 [13:01] <brett> what is "win/r keys"? sorry
#817 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> ??> brett win/key
#818 [13:01] <VoxelHead> brett: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#824 [13:04] <Demonhall17> Why i can't download minecraft on my Windows vista ?
#825 [13:05] <dijikul> the cynic in me wants to say, "You just answered your own question"
#826 [13:06] <brett> okay i did everything you just told me. now what do you mean by copying into the IRC channel
#827 [13:06] <dijikul> webchat brett
#828 [13:06] <dijikul> paste into here
#829 [13:07] <brett> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 9/8/2012, 11:02:12 Machine name: BRETT-PC Operating System: Windows Vista™ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6002) Service Pack 2 (6002.vistasp2_gdr.120402-0336) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Hewlett-Packard System Model: HP Pavilion dv4 Notebook PC BIOS: Default System BIOS
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#831 [13:07] <Blood_Mind> hello all
#832 [13:07] <brett> wait did i just give out alot of my info to the whole world?
#833 [13:07] <Blood_Mind> anyone on that can help me?
#834 [13:07] <Blood_Mind> lol
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#836 [13:07] <Dream_Rider> brett, paste that at www.pastebin.com
#837 [13:07] <Dream_Rider> Then copy the url and paste the url here
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#839 [13:07] <Jasmine> brett, no, you didn't
#840 [13:08] <brett> why did you want me to do that thenz
#841 [13:08] <brett> !?
#842 [13:08] <Blood_Mind> i have a problem on the offline free version on Minecraft i downloaded.
#843 [13:08] <Dream_Rider> tyteen4a03 was wanting that, it gives information on your computer, just the components of it nothing personal
#844 [13:09] <Xoc> When I'm respawning on my friend's online server, it's like im just falling down without hitting the ground. What to do?
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#846 [13:09] <Blood_Mind> as in falling past bedrock?
#847 [13:09] <Xoc> Yes
#848 [13:10] <brett> dijikul
#849 [13:10] <Blood_Mind> since it happened on my world, i deleted it and reinstalled it if i downloaded it from a website
#850 [13:10] <dijikul> ?
#851 [13:10] <Xoc> It's like it wont load the map before it respawn so it just fall trough it.
#852 [13:10] <brett> ive done everything you wanted me to on the copy andpasting thing...now what?
#853 [13:10] <dijikul> brett: paste that into pastebin.com and pcopy/paste the url here
#854 [13:10] <dijikul> that dx diag inforemation... there's more than showed up in the channel
#855 [13:11] <brett> http://pastebin.com/pphyD8Y4
#856 [13:11] <brett> why do you need it?
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#858 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> brett: Got it, sorry for the late reply
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#861 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> brett: Your graphics card is too old to play Minecraft
#862 [13:11] <Xoc> And when I'm first getting in to the server, I'm like mining some rocks and then it goes back in time! :(
#863 [13:12] <dijikul> brett: Your internal video card on your notebook isn't powerful enough for the way Minecraft draws things.
#864 [13:12] <Blood_Mind> u on Crusaders?
#865 [13:12] <brett> uggh so that means i have to buy new graphics card?
#866 [13:12] <dijikul> brett: and unfortunately you can't upgrade it.
#867 [13:12] <dijikul> you can't upgrade laptops, normally.
#868 [13:12] <dijikul> not the video cards, anyways
#869 [13:12] <brett> so i just spent $26 dollars down the drain?!
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#872 [13:13] <Blood_Mind> anyone free to help me?
#873 [13:13] <dijikul> brett: possibly. It's kind of like buying a set of tires for your car that don't fit.
#874 [13:13] <mage_rage> I have OSX Mountain Lion, just puchased the game, unzipped the file and it says there is a problem with it and to move it to trash. Downloaded again, same issue. Is this game not compatible with Mountain Lion?
#875 [13:13] <dijikul> but hey -- this was only 26 bucks.
#876 [13:13] <brett> can i get a refund?
#877 [13:13] <dijikul> mage_rage: It works for me on Lion, but I had that issue also -- Are you on Wireless? try downloading plugged into your router.
#878 [13:13] <dijikul> brett: That's a question for Mojang.
#879 [13:14] <mage_rage> no, direct connection
#880 [13:14] <GreyVulpine> brett - The answer is likely no
#881 [13:14] <Blood_Mind> yeah
#882 [13:14] <Calinou> ?? mac/gatekeeper
#883 [13:14] <VoxelHead> mac/gatekeeper: Mountain Lion adds new security to the OS which blocks Minecraft, and any other non-App-Store program, from running. To disable this, go to System Preferences -> Security, and toward the bottom of the first tab, select 'Anywhere'.
#884 [13:14] <brett> thats just wonderfull
#885 [13:14] <Calinou> mage_rage, disable that crappy "securtity"
#886 [13:14] <Calinou> and it will work
#887 [13:14] <Calinou> oops, security
#888 [13:14] <GreyVulpine> brett - Please read: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359338-can-i-get-a-refund-
#889 [13:14] <Calinou> sounds like a nice typo though
#890 [13:16] <mage_rage> ok, i'll try that
#891 [13:16] <brett> they wont accept my problem. and i would like for them to actually put on the webstie before you buy the dang thing that it will not work for your computer!
#892 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> brett - They have a demo available.
#893 [13:16] <Calinou> there are no refunds - they have no responsability if the software does not work/breaks your computer/erases data
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#895 [13:17] <mage_rage> that appears to have worked! Awesome! Thanks guys!
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#899 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> can anybody say my name, I think my ping is not working
#900 [13:19] <dijikul> tyteen4a03:
#901 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> ok, my ping is not working
#902 [13:19] <dijikul> 11:18 [ctcp(tyteen4a03)] PING 1347124739 339019
#903 [13:19] <dijikul> 11:18 CTCP PING reply from tyteen4a03: 0.558 seconds
#904 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> ok, again
#905 [13:20] <Blood_Mind> yo brett, there is a demo, and if u download the game without buying, u can play it offline (singleplayer) for free for an unlimited time, ive done it
#906 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> brett left
#907 [13:21] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03 - you like jam, don't you?
#908 [13:21] <Blood_Mind> and still am
#909 [13:21] <Blood_Mind> yes
#910 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: thanks
#911 [13:22] <Morrolan> Error: Expected return value to be of type bool
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#913 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Return TRUE;
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#915 [13:25] <Morrolan> Recovered from severe error, shutdown of channel delayed by two years.
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#926 [13:33] <link1594> Hey is anyone else having an issue loging into minecraft.net with a migrated mojang account?
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#928 [13:34] <squeesquaa> I am extremely dissatisfied with my purches! logging in to minecraft is no problem, but its logging into the multiplayer servers. It always says connection lost, timed out, java exception ect ect ect..... but I have almost neverplayed on a multiplayer server! please help.
#929 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> Try connecting to s.nerd.nu
#930 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: who owns that server?
#931 [13:35] <GreyVulpine> Reddit
#932 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> oh ok
#933 [13:36] <lutzee> tyteen4a03: it's the official reddit server
#934 [13:37] <Morrolan> They have very ban-happy admins.
#935 [13:37] <squeesquaa> Im about to quit minecraft altogether...
#936 [13:37] <GreyVulpine> Does s.nerd.nu work?
#937 [13:37] <squeesquaa> nope
#938 [13:37] <GreyVulpine> What error do you get?
#939 [13:38] <squeesquaa> tried multiple times
#940 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> What error do you get?
#941 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> !login
#942 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> !check s.nerd.nu
#943 [13:38] <squeesquaa> got the same errors I listed previously
#944 [13:38] <tyteen4a03> squeesquaa: Which is...?
#945 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> ;check s.nerd.nu
#946 [13:38] <WugBot> s.nerd.nu:25565 seems to host a minecraft server: Reddit Survival Server (46/150)
#947 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> squeesquaa - Try checking your security software
#948 [13:39] <squeesquaa> for?
#949 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> To see if it's blocking either java or minecraft from making a connection to a multiplayer server
#950 [13:40] <squeesquaa> ok I has charter security suite...
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#956 [13:42] <squeesquaa> how would I see that?
#957 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> Have no idea.
#958 [13:45] <squeesquaa> I think I may have a rootkit or two
#959 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Oh fun
#960 [13:46] <squeesquaa> Ikr
#961 [13:48] <squeesquaa> tries again java excepton: read timed out
#962 [13:50] <squeesquaa> tries again connection lost: end of stream
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#975 [14:20] <TTGxVS3> when ever i download MC to my mac . i try opening it , and it says damaged . now moving to trash . WHY ????
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#980 [14:26] <Morrolan> Sheesh, Apple really messed up with this "security feature"
#981 [14:28] <Iaccidentally> minecraft is a virus!
#982 [14:29] <Morrolan> Much worse, it's not distributed via the AppStore!
#983 [14:29] <Morrolan> Blasphemy!
#984 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> Iaccidentally: Yes, it gets people addicted to it
#985 [14:30] <tyteen4a03> it greatly reduces the people's willpower to work
#986 [14:30] <tyteen4a03> humanity is doomed
#987 [14:30] <Iaccidentally> meh.
#988 [14:30] <Iaccidentally> i got bored of it
#989 [14:30] <Iaccidentally> went back to working.
#990 [14:30] <ThomQ> Im having some trouble with getting my server to run
#991 [14:30] <Morrolan> "some trouble" being?
#992 [14:31] <ThomQ> First off- How do I connect to the game, when I'm running a server from my own PC? Internal IP right?
#993 [14:31] <Morrolan> Yea.
#994 [14:31] <Iaccidentally> localhost
#995 [14:32] <Iaccidentally> just put that in for the server address
#996 [14:32] <ThomQ> I keep getting Can't reach server
#997 [14:32] <Morrolan> If you host it on the same you're connecting from you could use 127.0.0.1, but the internal IP should work too.
#998 [14:32] <Morrolan> Is the server running?
#999 [14:32] <Iaccidentally> 127.0.0.1 = localhost
#1000 [14:32] <Morrolan> Unless you fiddled with the hosts file. :P
#1001 [14:33] <ThomQ> It is? So it's not the local IP of my pc
#1002 [14:33] <Iaccidentally> right, i assume anyone who can fiddle witht he host file is smart enough to figure out how to run a minecraft server
#1003 [14:33] <Morrolan> 127.0.0.1 is a "special" IP which points to the computer itself.
#1004 [14:33] <Morrolan> You _should_ be able to use the computer's internal IP jsuta s well.
#1005 [14:33] <Morrolan> just as*
#1006 [14:34] <Morrolan> If the internal IP does not work, but 127.0.0.1 does, then tehre might be security software blocking it.
#1007 [14:34] <Iaccidentally> correct, assuming that is the correct internal ip
#1008 [14:34] <Morrolan> there*
#1009 [14:35] <ThomQ> I havent fiddled with the host file. I do get a connection now for both internal ip and 127.0.0.1.. Only 1 bar though? :s
#1010 [14:35] <Morrolan> That bar is odd anyway, don't bothe about it.
#1011 [14:35] <Morrolan> Heck, it might even be the ping it shows there, with less bars being better than many bars ;D
#1012 [14:35] <Morrolan> s/bothe/bother
#1013 [14:35] <ThomQ> hahah that would be too stupid
#1014 [14:36] <ThomQ> Okay, I'm in.. Now to see if my friend can join
#1015 [14:36] <Morrolan> For that you will have to portforward, and give them the external IP.
#1016 [14:36] <ThomQ> I havent been able to open up the port on my firewall.. That shouldnt be a problem for me when joining, but probably is a problem for him, right?
#1017 [14:36] <Morrolan> Indeed it is.
#1018 [14:37] <Morrolan> Since connections from the outside go through your firewall, whether it's a dedicated one, or built into the modem/router/firewall box you got from your ISP.
#1019 [14:37] <ThomQ> My provider recently switched from McAfee to F-Secure (Thank God!).. Only thing is, I have no clue how to open ports in F-Secure :P
#1020 [14:38] <Morrolan> Ah, there is, besides this _software_ firewall, most likely a hardware firewall as well.
#1021 [14:39] <Morrolan> You can access that one by accessing your router's web interface.
#1022 [14:39] <Morrolan> Its manual should contain further instructions (alternatively, the internet does, too)
#1023 [14:39] <ThomQ> yeah, I did forward the port on my Router already. Thanks though :)
#1024 [14:40] <Morrolan> Okay. :)
#1025 [14:40] <ThomQ> quick restart, brb
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#1035 [14:53] <ThomQ> I think I did it. Ports open and everything: One question though: how do I reset the world? Just be restarting the Server?
#1036 [14:53] <Yerg> Delete the world folder
#1037 [14:53] <ThomQ> If that's the case, can I save the world before I exit the server?
#1038 [14:54] <Yerg> The world saves automatically by default
#1039 [14:54] <ThomQ> Ahhh cool
#1040 [14:55] <Yerg> ;check ThomQ
#1041 [14:55] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 81.68.60.155:25565 (Timed out)
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#1043 [14:55] <Yerg> Port isn't open, or server is not running
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#1046 [14:57] <ThomQ> haha, i aint got the server on yet
#1047 [14:58] <ThomQ> Is there a way to set it on Private? :P
#1048 [14:58] <ThomQ> its on now
#1049 [14:58] <Yerg> ;check ThomQ
#1050 [14:58] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 81.68.60.155:25565 (Timed out)
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#1052 [14:59] <Yerg> And yes, using a white list
#1053 [14:59] <ThomQ> that command checks if it can connect to my server?
#1054 [14:59] <ThomQ> handy.. But very annoying that it doesn't seem to work
#1055 [14:59] <Yerg> If you enable white listing, only people on the whitelist.txt can join
#1056 [15:00] <Yerg> Are you sure your port forwarding settings are correct?
#1057 [15:01] <ThomQ> 25565 right?
#1058 [15:01] <Morrolan> TCP, yes.
#1059 [15:01] <Morrolan> Make sure your server's internal IP matches the one defined in the port forwarding route.
#1060 [15:01] <ThomQ> Yeah its open in my firewall
#1061 [15:01] <ThomQ> let me check my router again
#1062 [15:01] <Morrolan> If you didn't assign your computer a static internal IP, then a reboot can cause it to get a different internal IP.
#1063 [15:02] <ThomQ> no I did.. Im checking to see if there's something I missed
#1064 [15:04] <ThomQ> ;check ThomQ
#1065 [15:04] <WugBot> 81.68.60.155:25565 seems to host a minecraft server: A Minecraft Server (0/20)
#1066 [15:04] <ThomQ> :)
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#1068 [15:04] <ThomQ> I had 198.162 for some reason
#1069 [15:04] <Morrolan> Heh.
#1070 [15:04] <ThomQ> after years of using 192.168
#1071 [15:05] <ThomQ> now it''s fixed right? WugBot can see it?
#1072 [15:05] <Morrolan> 198.168 isn't part of a private address range, though. oO
#1073 [15:05] <Morrolan> Uh, yea, it would seem so.
#1074 [15:06] <ThomQ> haha yeah, i used 198.162 for some stupid reason while forwarding the port on my router, while obviously it should have been 192.168
#1075 [15:06] <Morrolan> Oh, you misstyped it on the router, I see.
#1076 [15:07] <Morrolan> For a moment I thought your computer had 198.162 ;)
#1077 [15:07] <ThomQ> heheh
#1078 [15:07] <ThomQ> pff no to wait for my buddy while he's installing skype / getting his mic to work
#1079 [15:07] <Morrolan> Hehe.
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#1083 [15:09] <ThomQ> he's the only one I know over 27 years old that Doesn't have a smartphone..
#1084 [15:09] <ThomQ> Him and my mom that is :P
#1085 [15:10] <Morrolan> Well, communicating via a mobile while playing a game isn't that convenient, anyway ;D
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#1092 [15:43] <NinjaKirby> The Environment variable for Java v7 is "C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\bin" right?
#1093 [15:44] <NinjaKirby> Okay, "C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre7\bin", even, which I can navigate to
#1094 [15:45] <Morrolan> If you've installed 32 bit Java on a 64 bit system using the default path, yes.
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#1096 [15:45] <NinjaKirby> Hmmm, dunno why this doesn't wanna load then. I can load the .jar fine, but I lack a front-end or command line.
#1097 [15:46] <Morrolan> Sorry?
#1098 [15:46] <NinjaKirby> Aye, sorry, kinda typing out my thoughts XD
#1099 [15:46] <NinjaKirby> I'm trying to launch a Tekkit Server, which seems to load perfectly directly via the JAR, but not the provided .bat file
#1100 [15:46] <NinjaKirby> It's the same with the Tekkit Client.
#1101 [15:47] <Morrolan> Ah. What error does it spit out when trying to use the .bat?
#1102 [15:47] <NinjaKirby> "Error occurred during initialization of VM", "Could not reserve enough space for object heap"
#1103 [15:47] <NinjaKirby> "Could not create the Java Virtual Machine"
#1104 [15:48] <Morrolan> Uh, might be related to it trying to allocate more RAM than there is available.
#1105 [15:48] <NinjaKirby> The defaults are much higger in the bat then I would personally configure, figured it was due to the Mods and stuff. I shall try lowering it.
#1106 [15:49] <NinjaKirby> Oh ffs, launched the Jar again XD
#1107 [15:50] <NinjaKirby> Hmmm, 1536Mb fails, which I have always used in the past.
#1108 [15:50] <NinjaKirby> I wonder if my normal servers will even work now
#1109 [15:51] <NinjaKirby> No, okay... rolex
#1110 [15:51] <NinjaKirby> Well, my friends hosting now, I'll have to fix it another time.
#1111 [15:51] <NinjaKirby> Thanks Morrolan :P
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#1113 [15:52] <Morrolan> Heh.
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#1117 [15:54] <NinjaKirby> I just knew converting to Java v7 would fudge it all up, it worked too well for too long
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#1122 [16:03] <NinjaKirby> My suspicions are incorrect, fudge
#1123 [16:04] <NinjaKirby> Infact, "java -version" functions in the cmd
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#1125 [16:06] <Morrolan> If the path to Java's binaries would not have been in the PATH, then the .bat file (unless it uses a hard-coded path, which would be silly) would have thrown a different error.
#1126 [16:07] <NinjaKirby> Ah, I don't know a whole lot about this, thus I was just suspecting incorrectly then :P
#1127 [16:08] <Morrolan> You can try it by entering some foobar command in the console, it'll say something along the lines of "foobar is not recognized as an internal or external program"
#1128 [16:09] <NinjaKirby> Hmmm, why doesn't the .bat launch code work directly in a CMD prompt, I thought it was basically the same thing :/
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#1131 [16:10] <Morrolan> It should.
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#1133 [16:10] <NinjaKirby> Oh ah, so it does, somehow I was... ugh, y'know, I'll just tinker with it :/
#1134 [16:10] <Morrolan> ;)
#1135 [16:10] <NinjaKirby> Google for inspiration
#1136 [16:11] <Morrolan> I'm not terribly adept with Windows' console, but feel free to ask in here, someone might know. :)
#1137 [16:11] <Morrolan> It's not as if there was much to do right now.
#1138 [16:12] <NinjaKirby> :) Thanks, it's still the same fundamental errors appearing either way
#1139 [16:12] <NinjaKirby> Uh... OH NO
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#1141 [16:13] <NinjaKirby> It works with 512Mb, which is terrible. A range from 1024-1536 fails... you were right, the values needed are insanely small.
#1142 [16:13] <NinjaKirby> Is this a 32bit Limitation, god damnit
#1143 [16:13] <NinjaKirby> As memory serves, I was on 64bit v6 Java previously
#1144 [16:14] <NinjaKirby> Time to uninstall and upgrade.
#1145 [16:14] <Morrolan> Uh, a Windows 32 bit OS can assign 2GB to an individual application at most, I believe. (No guarantee on that, though)
#1146 [16:14] <Morrolan> So it really shouldn't have issues with assigning 1.5GB
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#1148 [16:15] <NinjaKirby> I didn't think it should exceed a limit, wat is going on T_T
#1149 [16:15] <NinjaKirby> I have 8GB DDR2, I have stacks of space
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#1151 [16:20] <NinjaKirby> lol @ all the Java environment variants
#1152 [16:21] <NinjaKirby> Amazing how XP runs flawlessly in VM, but not by itself normally. Needs some crutches.
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#1155 [16:26] <NinjaKirby> HA! I win the game muhfuggah's, 64bit solves all problems. It launches with 1024-2048.
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#1159 [16:45] <Morrolan> :)
#1160 [16:50] <Dream_Rider> Since there isn't any questions on minecraft atm, Anyone know the difference between the Corsair's PSUs the CX500 and the CX500 V2? all I could find was the V2 was the 80 plus certified
#1161 [16:51] <Morrolan> If you don't get an answer here you could try Freenode's ##hardware :)
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#1164 [16:51] <Morrolan> But maybe you're lucky and some hardware enthusiast is here, currently.
#1165 [16:52] <Guest56958> hi! I am trying to register
#1166 [16:52] <Guest56958> it does not seem my email is working correctly
#1167 [16:52] <Dream_Rider> Morrolan was hoping on that but thanks haha :p
#1168 [16:52] <dijikul> Guest56958: That's a problem. You'll need an e-mail to register.
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#1170 [16:53] <Guest56958> yes i entered my email and the prompt states it send a verification code but when i log in to my email account, there is not email from minecraft
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#1172 [16:54] <Morrolan> Junk folder?
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#1174 [16:54] <bazzatron> Hi room - take it this is the place for minecraft help :)
#1175 [16:54] <Guest56958> i will check that , thank you
#1176 [16:54] <bazzatron> anyone wanna help me with my bluescreening issue?
#1177 [16:55] <Morrolan> Bluescreen?
#1178 [16:55] <Morrolan> That sounds more like drivers to me.
#1179 [16:55] <Morrolan> But feel free to throw the stop code in here.
#1180 [16:55] <bazzatron> I suspect it might be my GPU drivers
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#1182 [16:55] <bazzatron> hold on - lemme just grab a look at the WhoCrashed log
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#1185 [16:55] <arvidnorge> Someone help me
#1186 [16:56] <bazzatron> Okay, it lists this
#1187 [16:56] <arvidnorge> I get "bad video card drivers"- erreor message every time i try logging in and i have updated the drivers for the graphics and reinstalled java many times
#1188 [16:56] <bazzatron> This was probably caused by the following module: ntoskrnl.exe (nt+0x7F1C0) Bugcheck code: 0xA (0xFFFFF8800315B610, 0x2, 0x1, 0xFFFFF8000309E7D1) Error: IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL file path: C:\Windows\system32\ntoskrnl.exe
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#1190 [16:57] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - How did you update your GPU's drivers?
#1191 [16:57] <arvidnorge> followed instructions on minecraftforum
#1192 [16:59] <Morrolan> Uh, did this involve going to your manufacturer's website? (e.g. www.amd.com or www.nvidia.com)
#1193 [16:59] <arvidnorge> intel.com
#1194 [16:59] <arvidnorge> yes
#1195 [17:00] <Morrolan> intel, so you've got an integrated graphics card only?
#1196 [17:00] <arvidnorge> everything was up to date it told me
#1197 [17:00] <arvidnorge> yes
#1198 [17:00] <arvidnorge> laptop
#1199 [17:00] <Guest30880> Hi. I am trying to register and account and purchase mine craft and am having trouble. After creating a profile, entering my email and password , i then tried to go back in to purchase. Now it is not recognizing my password. It indicates that it successfully sent me a reset password email, but when i check my email, it is not there. Can someone offer assistance? a telephone number to call perhaps? Thank you!
#1200 [17:00] <Morrolan> From when is that laptop?
#1201 [17:00] <arvidnorge> 2011
#1202 [17:00] <arvidnorge> HP Pavilion DV6-6144so
#1203 [17:01] <arvidnorge> I am also hosting a server in minecraft and that works excellent
#1204 [17:02] <bazzatron> This laptop: http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/ca/en/ho/WF06b/321957-321957-3329744-64354-64354-5082212-5170080.html?dnr=1 ?
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#1206 [17:02] <Morrolan> This laptop has a dedicated graphics card as well.
#1207 [17:02] <Morrolan> An "AMD Radeon HD 6490M", update that one's drivers.
#1208 [17:03] <bazzatron> I was asking Arvidnorge if that was his laptop
#1209 [17:03] <arvidnorge> yep thats mine
#1210 [17:03] <arvidnorge> :)
#1211 [17:03] <Morrolan> Guest30880 - Junk folder?
#1212 [17:03] <bazzatron> I'm using a desktop lol
#1213 [17:03] <Morrolan> bazzatron - Yes, and I wasn't talking to you ;)
#1214 [17:03] <arvidnorge> i were takin a piss sorry :P
#1215 [17:03] <Guest30880> not in junk, thanks
#1216 [17:03] <bazzatron> Morrolan - Sorry ^_^
#1217 [17:03] <Guest30880> thanks :)
#1218 [17:03] <Morrolan> Guest30880 - Then contact your E-Mail provider, ask whether they can do anything.
#1219 [17:03] <arvidnorge> So how do I fix this? :(
#1220 [17:04] <Morrolan> You could also contact Mojang, but then you'll have to wait two or three months.
#1221 [17:04] <Guest30880> ok thanks again for the help :)
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#1223 [17:04] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - What operating system are you on?
#1224 [17:07] <Morrolan> bazzatron - Uh, ntoskrnl.exe is Windows' kernel image.
#1225 [17:07] <arvidnorge> 7
#1226 [17:07] <Morrolan> I don't think that one is supposed to crash, really. :P
#1227 [17:07] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - 64 or 32 bit?
#1228 [17:07] <arvidnorge> 64
#1229 [17:07] <arvidnorge> i think
#1230 [17:07] <arvidnorge> and hope
#1231 [17:07] <bazzatron> I know that much lol, but it only ever happens when I'm craftin'
#1232 [17:07] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - Then grab those drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx#1
#1233 [17:07] <arvidnorge> yea just checked properties for my computer
#1234 [17:07] <arvidnorge> its 64
#1235 [17:08] <arvidnorge> alright
#1236 [17:08] <Morrolan> Or use their autodetect tool: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/auto_detect.aspx
#1237 [17:08] <bazzatron> I played Spec-ops the line for a good 8 hour stent, Metro 20XX for several hours, any of my steam library all day - works like a dream on high. Minecraft, any time between 30mins and 5 hours - BSOD. Alone or hosting a local server.
#1238 [17:09] <Morrolan> Minecraft is one of the few games which use OpenGL instead of DirectX, therefore using different parts of the GPU driver.
#1239 [17:10] <bazzatron> Thats interesting
#1240 [17:10] <bazzatron> So it could be some fault with the GPU causing this? O_o
#1241 [17:11] <arvidnorge> that software wont run when i installed it
#1242 [17:11] <arvidnorge> freakeh
#1243 [17:11] <Morrolan> bazzatron - Chances are it's some bug with the GPU driver, yea.
#1244 [17:11] <Morrolan> GPU drivers are the number one cause for bluescreens I'd say.
#1245 [17:12] <bazzatron> Bloody AMD
#1246 [17:12] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - The driver or the autodetect tool?
#1247 [17:12] <arvidnorge> neither
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#1250 [17:14] <arvidnorge> so.. umm :(
#1251 [17:14] <mrsparks> Okay I paid for mincraft and now we can't play it on our computer. can someone help plz
#1252 [17:16] <bazzatron> @Morrolan - thanks for the help man, you're a good man helping all these people :)
#1253 [17:16] <arvidnorge> Anyone help me? D:
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#1255 [17:16] <arvidnorge> I need to build my spawn for my servern
#1256 [17:16] <arvidnorge> for fudge sakes
#1257 [17:16] <arvidnorge> server*
#1258 [17:17] <Morrolan> How does it "not run", arvidnorge? Does it spit out any error? Does it format your harddrive?
#1259 [17:17] <Morrolan> mrsparks - Be a tad more specific please.
#1260 [17:18] <mrsparks> My son said that its saying that bad video card drive
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#1262 [17:19] <Morrolan> You will have to update your graphic card's drivers, then.
#1263 [17:19] <arvidnorge> it does nothing
#1264 [17:19] <arvidnorge> no error no nothing
#1265 [17:19] <arvidnorge> :p
#1266 [17:19] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - Try to run it as administrator. (Right click -> run as administrator)
#1267 [17:20] <mrsparks> How do I do that? Im not familiar with computers at all
#1268 [17:20] <Morrolan> Uh, I can provide you with a link to the drivers if you provide me with a DxDiag:
#1269 [17:20] <Morrolan> ??> mrsparks win/dxdiag
#1270 [17:20] <VoxelHead> mrsparks: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1271 [17:20] <VoxelHead> mrsparks: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1272 [17:20] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions, mrsparks.
#1273 [17:20] <arvidnorge> when I install it
#1274 [17:20] <arvidnorge> it wont get installed
#1275 [17:20] <arvidnorge> cant find the file afterwards
#1276 [17:21] <mrsparks> ok, im trying to read all of this. give me a min
#1277 [17:21] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - Uh, it won't save a file on your desktop or so. It just installs the driver.
#1278 [17:21] <Morrolan> arvidnorge - If the driver installe successfully completed, try Minecraft again. (A reboot couldn't hurt)
#1279 [17:21] <Morrolan> installer*
#1280 [17:22] <mrsparks> @morrolan....Im bout to try this now. give me a min. thanks
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#1282 [17:23] <Morrolan> Once you created the dxdiag and put the link in here, just wait a while until someone else can help you further, since I ought to leave now.
#1283 [17:23] <arvidnorge> oh
#1284 [17:24] <arvidnorge> ill reboot my computer
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#1286 [17:24] <Deago999> Hey all, i used to host with no problem what so ever now i cant reach the server on the ip adress i can reach it on localhost but not through the i.p and i CAN join other servers and my port forwards are fine?
#1287 [17:25] <mrsparks> Ok I have saved it to my desktop. what should I do now?
#1288 [17:26] <mrsparks> @voxelhead....I followed your directions, now what should I do
#1289 [17:29] <Deago999> harrrro?
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#1291 [17:29] <arvidnorge> back
#1292 [17:29] <arvidnorge> didnt work
#1293 [17:30] <Deago999> no ones here :(
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#1300 [17:49] <s32ialx> hey I need to ask a question regarding accounts can I get any help in here?
#1301 [17:50] <s32ialx> I gotta update my email address I've since stopped paying to renew the domain that it's attached to and would like to make it my gmail email.
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#1303 [17:50] <s32ialx> but there are no options I can find on minecraft.net's account pages
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#1313 [18:11] <Wug> s32ialx: migrate your minecraft account to a mojang account
#1314 [18:11] <Wug> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329530-my-email-account-has-changed-
#1315 [18:13] <Dennls> can I also ask for help here about a problem im having downloading a map? Me and my friends want to play Vech's super Hostile series: Sea of Flame II but the download link appears to broken.. does anybody have an alternate?
#1316 [18:13] * Smanly|AFK is now known as Smanly|Away
#1317 [18:14] <Wug> Dennls: try google
#1318 [18:14] <Wug> maybe search on the forums
#1319 [18:14] <Dennls> I mostly run into alternative adf.ly links wich all bring me to the same issue :\
#1320 [18:15] <Dennls> oh weird, it seems to work in Firefox but not in chrome
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#1322 [18:16] <s32ialx> sorry Wug i was afk, do I need to confirm anything in the process of migrating? i really didn't want to migrate will it interupt my play at all,
#1323 [18:17] <Wug> s32ialx: I don't believe so
#1324 [18:17] <Wug> consult the link.
#1325 [18:17] <sanlgira613> Hello?
#1326 [18:17] <sanlgira613> I'm having downloading problems.
#1327 [18:17] <s32ialx> oh i did not notice that at first thanks :)
#1328 [18:17] <sanlgira613> I have a MacBook Pro.
#1329 [18:17] <sanlgira613> I have bought Minecraft.
#1330 [18:18] <sanlgira613> Whenever I download it, it says that it's broken and tells me to move it to the trash can.
#1331 [18:18] <sanlgira613> How do I download Minecraft on the MacBook Pro?
#1332 [18:18] <Wug> uhhhh
#1333 [18:18] <Wug> hang on, theres a thing for that
#1334 [18:19] <Wug> ?? mac/gatekeeper
#1335 [18:19] <VoxelHead> mac/gatekeeper: Mountain Lion adds new security to the OS which blocks Minecraft, and any other non-App-Store program, from running. To disable this, go to System Preferences -> Security, and toward the bottom of the first tab, select 'Anywhere'.
#1336 [18:21] <sanlgira613> thank you
#1337 [18:21] <sanlgira613> i MADE THE CHANGE.
#1338 [18:21] <sanlgira613> Anything else I need to do?
#1339 [18:21] <sanlgira613> Cpas.
#1340 [18:22] <sanlgira613> Caps*
#1341 [18:22] <sanlgira613> Can I download Minecraft now?
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#1344 [18:26] <deago> anyone here?
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#1356 [18:37] <mib_ua9jll> anyone here
#1357 [18:38] <Wug> yes, what's your problem
#1358 [18:39] <mib_ua9jll> awesome ok ill type it out now
#1359 [18:40] <mib_ua9jll> I always host my own minecraft server and recently it no longer works, port forwarding is fine ,and i can join the server using localhost and i am able to join other servers but trying to connect to my server via the ip isnt working, i checked to see if the ip has changed and it hasnt
#1360 [18:40] <Wug> ;check mib_ua9jll
#1361 [18:40] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 41-135-156-160.dsl.mweb.co.za:25565 (Timed out)
#1362 [18:40] <Wug> is the server up
#1363 [18:40] <mib_ua9jll> it is now
#1364 [18:41] <Wug> is the server up
#1365 [18:41] <Wug> ;check mib_ua9jll
#1366 [18:41] <WugBot> 41-135-156-160.dsl.mweb.co.za:25565 seems to host a minecraft server: A Minecraft Server (0/2)
#1367 [18:41] <Wug> seems ok to me
#1368 [18:41] <Wug> try connecting to your local address
#1369 [18:41] <Wug> it could be a router limitation that prevents you from connecting to your external ip from inside the network
#1370 [18:42] <mib_ua9jll> but when i try to join ingame it says server it says cannot reach server
#1371 [18:42] <Wug> what's your internal ip?
#1372 [18:43] <mib_ua9jll> erm i have a very odd modem all i have is ip adress, default adress, primary dns and secondary dns
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#1374 [18:43] <Wug> what's the ip address listed
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#1376 [18:44] <mib_ua9jll> 41.135.156.160
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#1378 [18:44] <Wug> can you open a command prompt and type "ipconfig"
#1379 [18:45] <mib_ua9jll> yep
#1380 [18:45] <Wug> there should be an "ipv4 address" field
#1381 [18:45] <Wug> what's listed there
#1382 [18:45] <mib_ua9jll> yes: 10.0.0.3
#1383 [18:45] <Wug> connect to that
#1384 [18:46] <mib_ua9jll> that works
#1385 [18:46] <mib_ua9jll> but i need people outside my local area to join and they were able to until recently
#1386 [18:46] <Wug> anyone outside your network will be able to use 41.135.156.160
#1387 [18:46] <mib_ua9jll> I have tried and they get the same error
#1388 [18:47] <Wug> wugbot can connect
#1389 [18:47] <Wug> ;check 41.135.156.160
#1390 [18:47] <WugBot> 41.135.156.160:25565 seems to host a minecraft server: A Minecraft Server (0/2)
#1391 [18:47] <mib_ua9jll> if i type in localhost it is fine
#1392 [18:48] <mib_ua9jll> when i try direct connect with the ip the cannot connect to server appears
#1393 [18:48] <Wug> dont worry about it
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#1395 [18:48] <Wug> on your lan, use 10.0.0.3
#1396 [18:48] <Wug> outside your lan, use 41.135.156.160
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#1398 [18:49] <mib_ua9jll> but what of the people who tried to use the 41.135 etc and it said cannot connect to server
#1399 [18:49] <Wug> tell them to try again, and make sure they are typing it correctly
#1400 [18:50] <mib_ua9jll> and for me? how come i cannot connect directly using the ip (I know i can use local but it should still work)
#1401 [18:51] <Wug> its a limitation with your modem probably
#1402 [18:51] <mib_ua9jll> http://www.4freeimagehost.com/show.php?i=678e367cc60e.png
#1403 [18:51] <Wug> you're trying to connect into it from inside it
#1404 [18:52] <mib_ua9jll> could it be my isp?
#1405 [18:53] <mib_ua9jll> or should it self rectify soon ? coz it was working perfectly
#1406 [18:54] <Wug> if it WAS working, I dont know
#1407 [18:54] <Wug> but I see it a lot, and usually its a router limitation
#1408 [18:54] <Wug> its possible the ISP updated your modem firmware and broke it
#1409 [18:54] <Wug> just use your local address.
#1410 [18:55] <mib_ua9jll> so there isnt any way around the limitation or a fix like if i kept it off for 10 min or summin?
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#1413 [18:58] <Yerg> No.
#1414 [18:58] <mib_ua9jll> sigh ok keep on its status for a few days :) thanks for the troubleshooting
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#1419 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> !ping
#1420 [19:02] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine Your Ping time was 0.328 seconds.
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#1422 [19:05] <NinjaKirby> !derp
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#1427 [19:08] <Kanegasi> !ping
#1428 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.328 seconds.
#1429 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.499 seconds.
#1430 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.499 seconds.
#1431 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.499 seconds.
#1432 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.671 seconds.
#1433 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 0.858 seconds.
#1434 [19:08] <GreyBot> Kanegasi Your Ping time was 1.669 seconds.
#1435 [19:08] <Kanegasi> dafuq
#1436 [19:08] <Kanegasi> i broke it
#1437 [19:08] <NinjaKirby> lol
#1438 [19:08] <Kanegasi> sorry ;_;
#1439 [19:09] <lutzee> er ._. GreyVulpine ^
#1440 [19:09] <Kanegasi> actually, nevermind, that was my fault
#1441 [19:09] <lutzee> huh?
#1442 [19:09] <Kanegasi> it was a response on my end
#1443 [19:09] <Kanegasi> not the bot
#1444 [19:10] <Kanegasi> i would like to apologize
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#1447 [19:12] <yoshi> hello
#1448 [19:13] <yoshi> I have a problem : i just downloaded the minecraft launcher, but when i try to launch it nothing happens :/
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#1485 [19:21] <justsomeguy> hello
#1486 [19:22] <justsomeguy> I am having an issue getting the game to work on my laptop, it keeps generating a text file with an java error, can anyone help
#1487 [19:23] <DiskDaemon> sure, quite likely it means that your graphics drivers need to be updated
#1488 [19:23] <DiskDaemon> ??> justsomeguy pastebin
#1489 [19:23] <VoxelHead> justsomeguy: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1490 [19:23] <justsomeguy> ok
#1491 [19:23] <justsomeguy> shall I pastebin the error file and post said link
#1492 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> yes please
#1493 [19:24] <DiskDaemon> yes, that would be useful
#1494 [19:24] <DiskDaemon> yes, that would be useful
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#1496 [19:25] <justsomeguy> http://pastebin.com/W0Sw108m
#1497 [19:25] <lutzee> ??> justsomeguy gpu/amd
#1498 [19:25] <VoxelHead> justsomeguy: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) GPUs here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/auto_detect.aspx
#1499 [19:25] <lutzee> you need to update your graphics drivers
#1500 [19:26] <lutzee> Find your graphics card on the above site, there should be an auto detect feature
#1501 [19:26] <DiskDaemon> ??> justsomeguy win/dxdiag
#1502 [19:26] <VoxelHead> justsomeguy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1503 [19:26] <VoxelHead> justsomeguy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
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#1505 [19:26] <DiskDaemon> I'm wondering if this is happening because you are on a laptop with switchable graphics
#1506 [19:27] <justsomeguy> ok the gpu site with the auto detect didn't do anything
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#1509 [19:27] <lutzee> That may also be a solution ofcourse :) and okay complete the Dxdiag report
#1510 [19:28] <justsomeguy> ok
#1511 [19:28] <justsomeguy> working on the dxdiag now
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#1513 [19:28] <justsomeguy> thanks so much for helping
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#1516 [19:32] <justsomeguy> I have an ATI mobility Radeon 7500
#1517 [19:32] <lutzee> Okay, the dxdiag should tell us everything btw, it is very useful
#1518 [19:33] <justsomeguy> ok
#1519 [19:33] <justsomeguy> how do I save a report from that
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#1521 [19:33] <oclet> ugh
#1522 [19:34] <oclet> so i have tried installing mc on 2 computers
#1523 [19:34] <oclet> and they both get stuck on done loading
#1524 [19:34] <justsomeguy> nevermind I got that part
#1525 [19:34] <justsomeguy> lutzee do you want a pastebin of the dxdiag as well
#1526 [19:34] <lutzee> oclet: trying to load the demo/.
#1527 [19:34] <lutzee> ?
#1528 [19:34] <oclet> yeah
#1529 [19:34] <lutzee> justsomeguy: yes
#1530 [19:35] <lutzee> oclet: you can only play the demo at http://minecraft.net/demo
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#1532 [19:35] <justsomeguy> http://pastebin.com/p4Hd0wp7
#1533 [19:36] <oclet> that would be good to know
#1534 [19:38] <lutzee> DiskDaemon: might be swappable graphics, it does look like it should be
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#1536 [19:38] <DiskDaemon> Even so, the maximum of 64MB of GPU memory seems to be a problem too
#1537 [19:38] <DiskDaemon> http://www.notebookcheck.net/ATI-Mobility-Radeon-7500.6941.0.html
#1538 [19:39] <DiskDaemon> justsomeguy: It seems to me that your laptop is just too old to play this modern computer game
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#1540 [19:40] <Valdez> Hello, On first run of minecraft its fine, normal minecraft. But, if i close it and open it again when I get ingame wether single or multiplayer after a few seconds the FPS drops immensly. its like a slideshow.
#1541 [19:40] <justsomeguy> too old
#1542 [19:40] <justsomeguy> the computer meets the min's according to the website
#1543 [19:41] <Yerg> Not that video card.
#1544 [19:41] <DiskDaemon> According to this one?
#1545 [19:41] <DiskDaemon> http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/325948-what-are-the-system-requirements-
#1546 [19:43] <DiskDaemon> or the cpu
#1547 [19:43] <justsomeguy> based on what this machine has under the hood so to speak
#1548 [19:43] <justsomeguy> and that artical
#1549 [19:45] <lutzee> From what i can see on the internet your chipset does not meet the requirements for openGL 2.0
#1550 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> justsomeguy: There's a good reason why your graphics card is saying that it cannot understand what the game wants it to go
#1551 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> *do
#1552 [19:45] <Yerg> The radeon 7500 supports only 1.3
#1553 [19:46] <Yerg> Er opengl 1.3
#1554 [19:46] <Yerg> It is insufficient to run minecraft with
#1555 [19:46] <justsomeguy> can I download 1.3 and play?
#1556 [19:46] <justsomeguy> or did I just blow 27 bucks
#1557 [19:47] <justsomeguy> I can play the java game at work but it won't work at home either
#1558 [19:47] <DiskDaemon> justsomeguy: About the best that you can attempt, is to intall more recent graphics drivers for your video card.
#1559 [19:47] <Yerg> Not on that computer
#1560 [19:47] <lutzee> justsomeguy: if there is a newer driver /maybe/ but if not you will have to get a new PC to play, Minecraft may not look intensive, but it is :/
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#1562 [19:47] <DiskDaemon> ?? minspecs
#1563 [19:47] <VoxelHead> minspecs: There is no software magic that can make your hardware meet the minimum specifications that are required by the game.
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#1568 [19:49] <justsomeguy> I will check my other laptop to see if I can play
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#1571 [19:53] <justsomeguy> it works on my other laptop
#1572 [19:53] <justsomeguy> thats odd
#1573 [19:54] <Valdez> On first run of minecraft its fine, normal minecraft. But, if i close it and open it again when I get ingame wether single or multiplayer after a few seconds the FPS drops immensly. its like a slideshow. To fix it I restart my computer.
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#1584 [20:28] <Speedy> Uhm, My ip recently changed due to a storm, and im having trouble connecting to my server now, is it gone since the ip I used to use isnt mine anymore?
#1585 [20:29] <Speedy> Would it just be my new ip?
#1586 [20:29] <Speedy> k then, thanks for all the help YOU DIDNT GIVE
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#1588 [20:30] * Wug prods DiskDaemon its not about the memory
#1588 [20:30] <Wug> its about the opengl support
#1589 [20:32] <DiskDaemon> indeed, memory is just an indicator of things, less accurate too
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#1592 [20:37] <Flarr> This IRC is for plugin help?
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#1594 [20:38] <Guest94282> Try #bukkit
#1595 [20:38] <Olaf_Linux> Hello
#1596 [20:38] <Flarr> ok
#1597 [20:38] <lutzee> hello Olaf_Linux
#1598 [20:38] <Olaf_Linux> I just installed Ubuntu 64 bit on my server rig, but i cant seem to launch the server.jar
#1599 [20:39] <Olaf_Linux> If i just click it, it opens as if its a rar, and when trying the command in terminal, it doesn´t return anything, no error, no words, just starts a new blank line\
#1600 [20:39] <Olaf_Linux> line*
#1601 [20:39] <lutzee> Olaf_Linux: cdo you know how to check for the process?
#1602 [20:39] <Olaf_Linux> I hope theres an ubuntu user here, i use the desktop one btw,
#1603 [20:40] <lutzee> Olaf_Linux: i have ubuntu 10.04 on my server, i hope i can help :)
#1604 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> I have no idea what i´m doing honoustly, this is my first time with Ubuntu
#1605 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> I use the desktop btw
#1606 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> Not the nogui server ubuntu
#1607 [20:40] <lutzee> hmm okay from terminal run $ ps aux | grep java
#1608 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> I prefer the desktop one
#1609 [20:40] <lutzee> see if there any other java processes running
#1610 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> Thats the odd thing.. it doesnt return ANYTHING
#1611 [20:40] <Olaf_Linux> Not even an error :(
#1612 [20:41] <lutzee> Olaf_Linux: run that command reguardless
#1613 [20:41] <Olaf_Linux> it starts a new line, i have the same thing when trying to start the server from terminal
#1614 [20:41] <Olaf_Linux> I did
#1615 [20:41] <lutzee> Okay no java running
#1616 [20:41] <Olaf_Linux> But it doesn´t return anything, it just starts a new line
#1617 [20:41] <lutzee> okay what do you get when you run $ java -version
#1618 [20:42] <Olaf_Linux> run should not be included.. right :3?
#1619 [20:42] <Olaf_Linux> No sarcasm, i honestly dunno
#1620 [20:42] <lutzee> er just "java -version
#1621 [20:42] <lutzee> $ is to indicate a command
#1622 [20:42] <lutzee> leave that out too
#1623 [20:42] <Olaf_Linux> java -version also returns nothing
#1624 [20:42] <Olaf_Linux> Goddamn ubuntu right now
#1625 [20:42] <Olaf_Linux> Idk what the heck is wrong
#1626 [20:42] <lutzee> You did tell it to install java right?
#1627 [20:43] <lutzee> Ubuntu does nto come with any java i believe
#1628 [20:43] <Olaf_Linux> I did, i had java 7 first, but then i downgraded to 6
#1629 [20:43] <Olaf_Linux> when trying to install manually, it said no never versions found
#1630 [20:43] <Olaf_Linux> So im pretty sure its somewhere yes
#1631 [20:43] <Olaf_Linux> although it shows no sign of living
#1632 [20:44] <lutzee> There is an ubuntu install guide for server on the setting up a server tutorial on the minecraft wiki
#1633 [20:45] <Olaf_Linux> tried everything but i got stuck at the not returning a line :(
#1634 [20:46] <lutzee> What version of ubuntu btw? and also the server version is prefered, even though it has no GUI, SLI is all you rally need
#1635 [20:47] <Olaf_Linux> 12.04 if i rember it correctly
#1636 [20:47] <Olaf_Linux> latest one for 64 bit
#1637 [20:49] <Olaf_Linux> im hopeless
#1638 [20:49] <lutzee> Like i said, i've only used 10.04 (as it was the most stabe/recommended) at the time
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#1641 [20:54] <justsomeguy> lutzee is there a newb site to show how to make basic things?
#1642 [20:56] <DiskDaemon> This may help http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Beginner's_guide
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#1644 [20:56] <justsomeguy> ok
#1645 [20:56] <justsomeguy> wierd
#1646 [20:57] <justsomeguy> I only have 4 slots for my crafting table
#1647 [20:57] <justsomeguy> I only have 4 slots for my crafting table
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#1649 [20:57] <DiskDaemon> That's your personal crafting area. You can create a crafting table which gives you a 3x3 area
#1650 [20:58] <justsomeguy> I made one
#1651 [20:58] <justsomeguy> do I have to drop it or something
#1652 [20:58] <Yerg> did you place it?
#1653 [20:58] <justsomeguy> I tried and it keeps going back to my inv
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#1655 [20:58] <Yerg> Place it on the ground with a right click
#1656 [20:59] <Yerg> Then right click to use
#1657 [20:59] <justsomeguy> ok
#1658 [20:59] <DiskDaemon> justsomeguy: I suggest that you first take some time to read through that getting started page, and then go back to the start and follow through what it says
#1659 [21:02] <Nelson> I NEED HELP
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#1661 [21:02] <Yerg> With?
#1662 [21:02] <Nelson> I CANNOT LINK MY MINECRAFT ACCOUNT WITH THE WEBSITE
#1663 [21:02] <Yerg> Huh?
#1664 [21:02] <Nelson> i bought the minecraft game before making the account
#1665 [21:03] <Yerg> What website?
#1666 [21:03] <Nelson> on minecraft.net
#1667 [21:03] <Yerg> How did you buy ir
#1668 [21:03] <Nelson> i bought it in gamestop and it gives me the option to but it on the website and whenever i want to change my skin it says i must buy the game first
#1669 [21:04] <Nelson> so obviously they arent linked together
#1670 [21:04] <Yerg> Uh. Game stop doesn't sell minecraft
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#1672 [21:04] <Nelson> mine did.
#1673 [21:04] <Yerg> Then you got scammed
#1674 [21:04] <Nelson> the game works
#1675 [21:05] <Nelson> i just didnt buy it on the minecraft website
#1676 [21:05] <Nelson> so heres the problem
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#1678 [21:06] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> Can I cancel my purchase now?
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#1680 [21:06] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> Does Minecraft ask for RBC password or EMAIL password
#1681 [21:07] <Nelson> I want to change my skin on the Minecraft.net website but when i click change skin it says i must purchase the game when i have the game. i just didnt purchase it on the minecraft website
#1682 [21:07] <Nelson> PLEASE HELP
#1683 [21:07] <Yerg> Then you didn't actually buy minecraft
#1684 [21:07] <Yerg> Talk to gamestop
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#1686 [21:07] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> So, the purchase hasnt gone through
#1687 [21:08] <Nelson> -_-
#1688 [21:08] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> Please answer
#1689 [21:08] <Yerg> I know for a fact mojang does not let anybody else sell minecraft
#1690 [21:08] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> NO
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#1692 [21:08] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> If i havnt done the second step in paying, will i have bought it or no
#1693 [21:09] <Yerg> If you purchased it from gamestop, then you want to get a refund
#1694 [21:09] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> Online
#1695 [21:09] <Yerg> Mojang only sells it through their site
#1696 [21:09] <xxxx_Hyde_xxxx> Ok then if i didnt enter RBC info (step 2) I havnt bought it
#1697 [21:10] <Yerg> Rbc?
#1698 [21:10] <Yerg> I have no idea what you are talking about
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#1702 [21:11] <Valdez> On first run of minecraft its fine, normal minecraft. But, if i close it and open it again when I get ingame wether single or multiplayer after a few seconds the FPS drops immensly. its like a slideshow.
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#1713 [21:21] <Jess> How do I get my own server?
#1714 [21:21] <Yerg> Either by downloading the server binary yourself, or paying a server hoster
#1715 [21:22] <Yerg> Minecraft.Net/download
#1716 [21:22] <Yerg> Look for minecraft_server
#1717 [21:23] <Jess> also how do I get a new texture pack?
#1718 [21:23] <Yerg> Google for it.
#1719 [21:23] <Jess> ok thank you
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#1723 [21:31] <forronald> Who knows why minecraft could crash my laptop?
#1724 [21:31] <forronald> Hello?
#1725 [21:32] <forronald> Anyone?
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#1728 [21:33] <forronald> Woulld anyone know why minecraft crashes my laptop
#1729 [21:35] <blink> crappy laptop?
#1730 [21:35] <blink> are you getting any error logs?
#1731 [21:36] <Valdez> On first run of minecraft its fine, normal minecraft. But, if i close it and open it again when I get ingame wether single or multiplayer after a few seconds the FPS drops immensly. its like a slideshow.
#1732 [21:36] <blink> does your computer meet the specs properly?
#1733 [21:37] <blink> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Hardware_performance
#1734 [21:38] <gartral> Valdez: I've seen that before. It happens really bad on Intel GFX chips.. answer: Use Optifine.
#1735 [21:38] <Valdez> i ahve optifine
#1736 [21:38] <gartral> Valdez: is it up-to-date?
#1737 [21:39] <Valdez> possibly, updated less than 2 weeks ago
#1738 [21:40] <Valdez> yes, i have an intel card. :/
#1739 [21:40] <Wug> Valdez: reduce the allocated memory
#1740 [21:41] <Valdez> its at default, how much should i lower it?
#1741 [21:42] <Valdez> i recently reinstalled my OS like a month ago. it started happening real recently, maybe the time Java update came out? :[
#1742 [21:42] <Wug> Valdez: 512
#1743 [21:42] <forronald> My laptop has 4 gigs dedicated to minecraft and now whwnver i type in minecraft my whole laptop crashesh
#1744 [21:43] <forronald> whenever
#1745 [21:43] <Wug> forronald: turn the ram down to like 1GB?
#1746 [21:43] <gartral> Valdez: what os?
#1747 [21:43] <forronald> umm how? XD
#1748 [21:43] <Wug> same way you set it to 4
#1749 [21:43] <Wug> except with 1
#1750 [21:43] <forronald> It started at 4
#1751 [21:44] <Valdez> gartral, windows 7 ultimate
#1752 [21:44] <forronald> somehow
#1753 [21:44] <Wug> Valdez: you do OWN that right?
#1754 [21:44] <forronald> yes
#1755 [21:44] <forronald> XD
#1756 [21:44] <Wug> forronald: what's your name
#1757 [21:44] <Wug> is it Valdez?
#1758 [21:44] <forronald> why do you want to know?
#1759 [21:44] <forronald> no
#1760 [21:45] <Wug> then don't respond to messages with Valdez in the front
#1761 [21:45] <forronald> Can I just know how to make it not crash
#1762 [21:45] <forronald> my bad
#1763 [21:45] <Wug> what makes you think its set to 4GB
#1764 [21:45] <Valdez> gartral, lol who actually owns a copy of windows these days? why does that mater
#1765 [21:45] <forronald> i press f3 and it say 1 out of 4 gigs used
#1766 [21:45] <Valdez> errr, i mean qug
#1767 [21:45] <Valdez> *wug ...
#1768 [21:45] <forronald> XD
#1769 [21:45] <Wug> Valdez: so you don't own it.
#1770 [21:46] <gartral> forronald: that means you have 1 out of 4 gigs dedicated to java
#1771 [21:46] <forronald> again automatic
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#1773 [21:46] <forronald> my RAM is 15 gigs
#1774 [21:47] <forronald> I think my dad did that..
#1775 [21:47] <Wug> forronald: you're using 64 bit java right
#1776 [21:47] <forronald> he uses java alot
#1777 [21:47] <forronald> yep
#1778 [21:47] <Wug> do you get an error message when minecraft crashes
#1779 [21:48] <forronald> yes but my cpu crashes right now and minecraft
#1780 [21:48] <forronald> i have gotten 1 before
#1781 [21:49] <Wug> I dont know why it does that
#1782 [21:49] <forronald> @mug YOu there?
#1783 [21:49] <Wug> my only suspicion is that its a memory error
#1784 [21:49] <Yeti|SemiAfk> Fair warning, multiplayer servers are down.
#1785 [21:49] <forronald> ok lemme check my java
#1786 [21:49] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1787 [21:49] <Wug> forronald: ask your dad to do a memtest
#1788 [21:49] <lildrummerdrew> You may wanna link to http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ at this point
#1789 [21:49] <lildrummerdrew> legit
#1790 [21:50] <forronald> what happened?
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#1792 [21:50] <lildrummerdrew> click it, lulz
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#1794 [21:50] <Yeti|SemiAfk> Or this http://help.mojang.com/
#1795 [21:50] <forronald> Minecraft multiplayer sessions
#1796 [21:50] <forronald> are online
#1797 [21:50] <forronald> straight from minecraft help
#1798 [21:50] <lildrummerdrew> true.
#1799 [21:50] <Yeti|SemiAfk> You arguing with the Mojang help page?
#1800 [21:51] <lildrummerdrew> who me?
#1801 [21:51] <Yeti|SemiAfk> <forronald> Minecraft multiplayer sessions
#1802 [21:51] <Yeti|SemiAfk> <forronald> are online
#1803 [21:51] <forronald> yep
#1804 [21:51] <lildrummerdrew> lol.. XD
#1805 [21:51] <lildrummerdrew> Well people can STAY on a server, can't JOIN
#1806 [21:51] <Wug> forronald: whats your minecraft account name
#1807 [21:52] <forronald> Watch Im gonna go join a server
#1808 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> !paid lildrummerdrew
#1809 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> :3
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#1811 [21:52] <raoul007> Hi
#1812 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> Good luck forronald, glad you know cracked ones
#1813 [21:52] <forronald> !paid forronald
#1814 [21:52] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: whats your name
#1815 [21:52] <raoul007> I have a question
#1816 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> Wug, lildrummerdrew .. remember?
#1817 [21:52] <Wug> youre a derp.
#1818 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> raoul007: I have an answer
#1819 [21:52] <forronald> lildrummer I bought minecraft and just joined a server
#1820 [21:52] <lildrummerdrew> Wug how so?
#1821 [21:52] <forronald> screwed up aubot
#1822 [21:53] <lildrummerdrew> forronald, first off your name hasn't gone through yet.
#1823 [21:53] <raoul007> Minecraft is coming up with this error when i try to log into a server
#1824 [21:53] <lildrummerdrew> and second off it's a cracked server or a classic server.
#1825 [21:53] <forronald> I have bought minecraft
#1826 [21:53] <Yeti|SemiAfk> And that is why i warned you.
#1827 [21:53] <lildrummerdrew> Yeti|SemiAfk: ikr..
#1828 [21:53] <forronald> Im about to joina real server
#1829 [21:53] <lildrummerdrew> raoul007: if it's long, try pastebin.com or pastie.org
#1830 [21:53] <Yeti|SemiAfk> raoul007, the multiplayer servers are down. Keep an eye on http://help.mojang.com to find out when they return
#1831 [21:53] <lildrummerdrew> forronald, prepare to be denied.
#1832 [21:53] <Wug> !sitedown minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1833 [21:53] <forronald> Im on help.mojang.com
#1834 [21:54] <raoul007> Ok thank you so much!
#1835 [21:54] <Wug> .sitedown minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1836 [21:54] <VoxelHead> Wug, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#1837 [21:54] <forronald> playing
#1838 [21:54] <forronald> i gtg
#1839 [21:54] <raoul007> Lol
#1840 [21:54] <lildrummerdrew> lolz
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#1842 [21:54] <raoul007> I was playing Hunger Games
#1843 [21:54] <lildrummerdrew> XD
#1844 [21:54] <raoul007> then it kicked me
#1845 [21:54] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: protip
#1846 [21:54] <raoul007> And the error came
#1847 [21:54] <raoul007> :P
#1848 [21:54] <lildrummerdrew> Wug: hrm?
#1849 [21:54] <Wug> when i ask someone what their username is
#1850 [21:54] <Yeti|SemiAfk> !paid BranicYeti
#1851 [21:55] <Yeti|SemiAfk> Yay
#1852 [21:55] * Johnnyjr100_ [Johnnyjr100_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1853 [21:55] <VoxelHead> Johnnyjr100_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1854 [21:55] <Wug> you probably shouldnt go ahead and make it obvious that we can check whether someone has paid
#1855 [21:55] <Johnnyjr100_> ah
#1856 [21:55] <Johnnyjr100_> ok
#1857 [21:55] <lildrummerdrew> Ah, alright Wug.
#1858 [21:55] <Johnnyjr100_> that explains it voxeelhead
#1859 [21:55] <lildrummerdrew> Been a long time.
#1860 [21:55] <GreyVulpine> It's down?
#1861 [21:55] <Johnnyjr100_> kinda
#1862 [21:55] <lildrummerdrew> Summer of '11 didn't seem that long ago but it was. anyways, That's when I was first here.
#1863 [21:55] <Wug> yus.
#1864 [21:55] <Johnnyjr100_> you cant login to servers
#1865 [21:56] <Wug> GreyVulpine: znchsfhorghaerfvdfbd
#1866 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> GreyVulpine: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ is my personal fav
#1867 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> !auth down
#1868 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> Johnnyjr100_: we know.
#1869 [21:56] <Yeti|SemiAfk> Its not only your fancy bot that can do that :P I was testing the integrity of it
#1870 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Greybot will now /notice
#1871 [21:56] <Wug> ooooh yeah
#1872 [21:56] <Lasivian> Anyone else getting 503 errors trying to login?
#1873 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> lol
#1874 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> Lasivian: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#1875 [21:56] <Johnnyjr100_> we all know that Lasivian
#1876 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> That's my favorite link.
#1877 [21:56] <raoul007> Have i paid for minecraft?
#1878 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> I love that it autorefreshes.
#1879 [21:56] <lildrummerdrew> raoul007: real username?
#1880 [21:56] <Lasivian> ok, it's not just me then, that's all I needed to know :)
#1881 [21:56] <raoul007> Yep
#1882 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Lasivian - Please also see: http://help.mojang.com/
#1883 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> The server status are listed there as well
#1884 [21:57] <lildrummerdrew> GreyVulpine: I'll start pasting both
#1885 [21:57] <Johnnyjr100_> have i payed?
#1886 [21:57] <Lasivian> I checked all the "is it up?' sites first at least, heh
#1887 [21:57] <Johnnyjr100_> mc name is same as irc but without the _
#1888 [21:57] <Lasivian> GreyVulpine: lovely, thank you
#1889 [21:57] <lildrummerdrew> paid*
#1890 [21:57] <lildrummerdrew> !paid Johnnyjr100
#1891 [21:57] <lildrummerdrew> !paid raoul007
#1892 [21:57] <lildrummerdrew> yup yup.
#1893 [21:58] <raoul007> :D
#1894 [21:58] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid lildrummerdrew
#1895 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> :3
#1896 [21:58] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid platypus121212
#1897 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> !paid matt.perrin
#1898 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
#1899 [21:58] <raoul007> !paid happyhopper
#1900 [21:58] <raoul007> :P
#1901 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> !paid matt.perrin
#1902 [21:58] <Wug> quit it
#1903 [21:58] <Yeti|SemiAfk> haha you broke it :P
#1904 [21:58] <raoul007> !paid happyhoppers
#1905 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> It doesn't like .'s?
#1906 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> Haha it doesn't work with periods!
#1907 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> XD
#1908 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> FAIL! :3
#1909 [21:58] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid PalominoVIP
#1910 [21:58] <Wug> no, it doesnt like to be spammed
#1911 [21:58] <raoul007> !paid stix22
#1912 [21:58] <Wug> use it via pm
#1913 [21:58] <lildrummerdrew> Oh yeah? try it
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#1915 [21:59] <VoxelHead> bigpapa52kb, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1916 [21:59] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid PalomosVIP
#1917 [21:59] <Wug> !paid .......
#1918 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> XD
#1919 [21:59] <Wug> !paid .......
#1920 [21:59] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid Wug
#1921 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> oh?
#1922 [21:59] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid Notch
#1923 [21:59] * AuBot kicked Johnnyjr100_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ohnnyjr100_ :Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1924 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> it is spammed
#1925 [21:59] <raoul007> !paid stix22
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#1927 [21:59] <Yeti|SemiAfk> Yeti|SemiAfk> ?mcpaid matt.perrin
#1928 [21:59] <Yeti|SemiAfk> <LurkBot> (Yeti|SemiAfk) The account "matt.perrin" is not a premium Minecraft account
#1929 [21:59] <VoxelHead> Minfa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1930 [21:59] <NinjaKirby> wtf is going on in here
#1931 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> It's matt_perrin then?
#1932 [21:59] <Minfa> Hello?
#1933 [21:59] <Wug> this is the part where we stop botspamming
#1934 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> Minfa http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers.
#1935 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> Just fyi
#1936 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> !paid matt_perrin
#1937 [21:59] <lildrummerdrew> curious
#1938 [22:00] <Minfa> Is anyone else having a HTTP session error?
#1939 [22:00] <Yeti|SemiAfk> How the hell does TheNoodle have any authority here?! :L
#1940 [22:00] * Wug kicked lildrummerdrew from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ildrummerdrew :lildrummerdrew)
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#1942 [22:00] <VoxelHead> Johnnyjr100_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1943 [22:00] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1944 [22:00] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1945 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> geez
#1946 [22:00] <raoul007> !paid hobowithashothun
#1947 [22:00] <Johnnyjr100_> lol
#1948 [22:00] <Wug> Minfa: read the wall of text
#1949 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> I just forgot my brother's account name. XD
#1950 [22:00] <raoul007> :P
#1951 [22:00] <Johnnyjr100_> it kicks you if you ask if notch paied
#1952 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> Minfa: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers.
#1953 [22:00] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: USE IT VIA PM
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#1956 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> Johnnyjr100_: we saw.
#1957 [22:00] <VoxelHead> nightfall8154, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1958 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> Wug: unsure how still >.<
#1959 [22:00] <raoul007> !paid hobowithashotgun
#1960 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> But eh.
#1961 [22:00] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid nightfall8154
#1962 [22:00] <lildrummerdrew> I never work with irc's much
#1963 [22:00] <raoul007> Really?
#1964 [22:00] <raoul007> !paid hobowithashotgun
#1965 [22:00] <Yeti|SemiAfk> well you all fucked up.
#1966 [22:00] * AuBot kicked Yeti|SemiAfk from #minecrafthelp (Reason: eti|SemiAfk :Please keep it civil.)
#1967 [22:00] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid AuBot
#1968 [22:00] * Wug kicked raoul007 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: aoul007 :raoul007)
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#1971 [22:01] <VoxelHead> TheLegoLady, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1972 [22:01] <TheLegoLady> hi
#1973 [22:01] <Johnnyjr100_> !paid AuBot
#1974 [22:01] * Wug kicked Johnnyjr100_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ohnnyjr100_ :Johnnyjr100_)
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#1976 [22:01] <VoxelHead> Yeti|SemiAfk, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#1977 [22:01] <Yeti|SemiAfk> oops
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#1979 [22:01] <TheLegoLady> i need some help
#1980 [22:01] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers.
#1981 [22:01] <lildrummerdrew> Aka, 503 errors.
#1982 [22:01] <TheLegoLady> can someone help me?
#1983 [22:01] <Minfa> Is the Mojang team aware of this?
#1984 [22:01] <Wug> Minfa: every time it happens mollstams phone melts because of the tweets
#1985 [22:02] <Minfa> Aahh, I guess I don't have to spam tweet moll
#1986 [22:02] <TheLegoLady> my minecraft says failed to login java ioexectption
#1987 [22:02] <Wug> TheLegoLady: read the text
#1988 [22:02] <Minfa> That's a session error
#1989 [22:02] <lildrummerdrew> Failed to login isn't.. 503?
#1990 [22:02] <TheLegoLady> oik we;; is there a way to fix?
#1991 [22:02] <lildrummerdrew> Ah.
#1992 [22:02] <TheLegoLady> *way
#1993 [22:03] <lildrummerdrew> TheLegoLady: everyone's stuck with it.
#1994 [22:03] <Minfa> We shall wait for the Mojang team to respond
#1995 [22:03] <TheLegoLady> ok
#1996 [22:03] <lildrummerdrew> WAY TO FIX:
#1997 [22:03] <TheLegoLady> ok then lets wait
#1998 [22:03] <lildrummerdrew> Don't spam Mojang.
#1999 [22:03] <lildrummerdrew> XD
#2000 [22:03] <Minfa> Already did
#2001 [22:04] <TheLegoLady> not everyone is having this problem cause i see people on servers
#2002 [22:04] <Wug> mollstam usually appears when this happens
#2003 [22:04] <TheLegoLady> well right now
#2004 [22:04] <lildrummerdrew> they can't join
#2005 [22:04] <lildrummerdrew> but they can stay on
#2006 [22:04] <TheLegoLady> oh
#2007 [22:04] <lildrummerdrew> everyone, EVERYONe has this issue.
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#2009 [22:05] <VoxelHead> doomplug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2010 [22:05] <TheLegoLady> so how's life everyone?
#2011 [22:05] <gartral> well, people can join if the servers are configured in offline-mode with database auth
#2012 [22:05] <TheLegoLady> (trying to pass time)
#2013 [22:05] <lildrummerdrew> true.
#2014 [22:05] <Wug> this is not a general chat channel
#2015 [22:05] <lildrummerdrew> cracked servers.
#2016 [22:05] <TheLegoLady> ik
#2017 [22:05] <Wug> it gets high enough traffic when this happens
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#2019 [22:05] <VoxelHead> mib_wbeqby, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2020 [22:05] <Wug> don't add to it. go to #minecraft
#2021 [22:06] * mib_wbeqby is now known as MegaMan
#2022 [22:06] <MegaMan> k
#2023 [22:06] <doomplug> wug, also #minecraftchatter
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#2025 [22:06] <lildrummerdrew> have video card fixes gone down since a year ago at all?
#2026 [22:06] <doomplug> er
#2027 [22:06] <Minfa> Everyone! Spam tweet Tobias.
#2028 [22:06] <doomplug> i should have said that to the other guy
#2029 [22:06] <Wug> doomplug: its #mcchatter
#2030 [22:06] <Wug> and its dead and nobody actually talks there
#2031 [22:06] <doomplug> wug, right corrected :)
#2032 [22:06] <doomplug> haha
#2033 [22:06] * Wug pokes Yerg
#2033 [22:07] <Wug> do you have a znc yet
#2034 [22:07] <Minfa> Does the Official Mojang Tam actually come in here from time to time?
#2035 [22:07] <Wug> get a znc
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#2037 [22:07] <Wug> znc znc znc znc znc zn
#2038 [22:07] <VoxelHead> mindcat, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2039 [22:07] <mindcat> ok
#2040 [22:07] <Wug> mindcat: secret
#2041 [22:08] <lildrummerdrew> tab fail, wug?
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#2043 [22:08] <VoxelHead> tb0099, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2044 [22:08] <blink> !login
#2045 [22:08] <mindcat> so i going to play offline server now :D
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#2047 [22:08] <blink> oh
#2048 [22:08] <VoxelHead> DeathFortress, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2049 [22:08] <Wug> yep
#2050 [22:08] <Wug> yep
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#2052 [22:08] <mindcat> "crack"? XD
#2053 [22:08] <blink> dude i love crack
#2054 [22:09] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
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#2056 [22:09] <VoxelHead> masterkey23, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2057 [22:09] * At0mFTW [At0mFTW@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2058 [22:09] <VoxelHead> At0mFTW, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2059 [22:10] <At0mFTW> Im getting the 503 error, how do I fix the error
#2060 [22:10] <At0mFTW> Im getting the 503 error, how do I fix the error
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#2063 [22:10] <VoxelHead> Zimsky, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2064 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2065 [22:10] <Zimsky> lol VoxelHead
#2066 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> At0mFTW: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2067 [22:10] <masterkey23> atom i have it too
#2068 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> everyone has it. It's down.
#2069 [22:10] <At0mFTW> really. wow
#2070 [22:10] <At0mFTW> no one knows how long?
#2071 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> Noone can log into servers, people can stay on servers though. Those links will help you keep track.
#2072 [22:10] <masterkey23> i was in the middle of the hunger games i was in second
#2073 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> Only those links will tell.
#2074 [22:10] <At0mFTW> no one knows how long?
#2075 [22:10] <mindcat> VoxelHead like are spammer
#2076 [22:10] <masterkey23> no
#2077 [22:11] <At0mFTW> oh ok
#2078 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> At0mFTW: only if you can measure how long till 1,4
#2079 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> aka noone knows.
#2080 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> mindcat it's a bot.
#2081 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2082 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
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#2085 [22:11] <masterkey23> is it a ddos attack
#2086 [22:11] <VoxelHead> Magiobiwan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2087 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> Just follow the links, and you'll be able to keep track of when it's up.
#2088 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> masterkey23: nope.
#2089 [22:11] <At0mFTW> ok thanks
#2090 [22:11] <mindcat> seem not
#2091 [22:11] <Magiobiwan> Whoops
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#2093 [22:11] <VoxelHead> rkill, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2094 [22:11] <VoxelHead> rkill, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
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#2096 [22:12] <lildrummerdrew> I'm gonna keep repeating myself, soo...
#2097 [22:12] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
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#2099 [22:12] <VoxelHead> rkill, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2100 [22:12] <At0mFTW> lol thanks
#2101 [22:12] * rkill is now known as thablackphoenix
#2102 [22:12] <masterkey23> at least i can log in to my account
#2103 [22:13] <lildrummerdrew> Cracked servers = Able to log in.
#2104 [22:13] * GlassSpaceTrout1 [GlassSpaceTrout1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2105 [22:13] <VoxelHead> GlassSpaceTrout1, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2106 [22:13] <lildrummerdrew> But only on cracked servers, which can be highly insecure.
#2107 [22:13] <GlassSpaceTrout1> what
#2108 [22:13] <At0mFTW> well im going to just stay on mojang peace out
#2109 [22:13] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Im havving the
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#2111 [22:13] <lildrummerdrew> GlassSpaceTrout1:
#2112 [22:13] <mindcat> why?
#2113 [22:13] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2114 [22:13] * At0mFTW [At0mFTW@notlogged] has quit. (Client Quit)
#2115 [22:13] <GlassSpaceTrout1> im having the HTTP server error
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#2117 [22:13] <VoxelHead> teamquiver1, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2118 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> mindcat: they don't verify your account, which is good and bad
#2119 [22:14] <GlassSpaceTrout1> How to fix?
#2120 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> Glass: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2121 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> Read it.
#2122 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> Okay GlassSpaceTrout1?
#2123 [22:14] <masterkey23> i was on a server that was getting spammed when multiplayer went down
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#2125 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Zoe, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2126 [22:14] <GlassSpaceTrout1> k
#2127 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> lolz masterkey23, happens
#2128 [22:14] <masterkey23> so i thought it was the spammers
#2129 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> Nah, wasn't
#2130 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> Just unlucky chance.
#2131 [22:14] <masterkey23> i know
#2132 [22:14] <superkabii> :(
#2133 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> superkabii: ikr
#2134 [22:14] * PizzaBagel [PizzaBagel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2135 [22:14] <VoxelHead> PizzaBagel, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2136 [22:15] <Wug> ;mc.net-down
#2137 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> login, webstie, and skins are all up, but not session.
#2138 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> ouch.
#2139 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> ouch.
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#2142 [22:15] <VoxelHead> Wug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2143 [22:15] <Wug> lol
#2144 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> Wug lulz XD
#2145 [22:15] <masterkey23> well mojangs inboxes are going to fill up fast
#2146 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> lolwut
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#2148 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> masterkey23: they're constantly full.
#2149 [22:15] <mindcat> lildrummerdrew: well, just a account. its can be changed.
#2150 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> pretty much.
#2151 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> mindcat: yeah, I know..
#2152 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> Time to put up my own cracked server :3
#2153 [22:15] <GlassSpaceTrout1> VoxelHead: tell jeb to FIX IT RIGHT NOW I CANT GO ON MY SERVER
#2154 [22:15] <masterkey23> well
#2155 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> XD
#2156 [22:16] <mindcat> XD
#2157 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> GlassSpaceTrout1: he's a bot.
#2158 [22:16] <mindcat> right
#2159 [22:16] <masterkey23> I'm going to play tf2
#2160 [22:16] <GlassSpaceTrout1> lil
#2161 [22:16] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, just BE PATIENT
#2162 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> hrm?
#2163 [22:16] <GlassSpaceTrout1> then u do it!
#2164 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> lolz
#2165 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> lolz
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#2168 [22:16] <VoxelHead> Wug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2169 [22:16] <Magiobiwan> You're NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD
#2170 [22:16] <GlassSpaceTrout1> no im watching WWE ::pPP
#2171 [22:16] * CrusaderDeleters [CrusaderDeleters@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2172 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> Jeb's on it furiously, trust me.
#2173 [22:16] <VoxelHead> CrusaderDeleters, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2174 [22:16] <Wug> gadflabbit
#2175 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Is it safe to assume that-
#2176 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Aaah yeah.
#2177 [22:16] <Minfa> Glass, aren't you a bit too young for WWE?
#2178 [22:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Login servers are down again. :c
#2179 [22:16] <Minfa> I assume your 10
#2180 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2181 [22:16] <Minfa> It's actually the sessions
#2182 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> WWOOWWW
#2183 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> true.
#2184 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> JEB
#2185 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> WOW
#2186 [22:17] <Minfa> Jeb?
#2187 [22:17] <CrusaderDeleters> I don't think this affects offline-mode servers.
#2188 [22:17] <Minfa> Jeb makes the game
#2189 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Im really hating jeb right now..
#2190 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> Jeb, head of project Minecraft.
#2191 [22:17] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, just WAIT
#2192 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Acculy
#2193 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> I know
#2194 [22:17] * rackomint [rackomint@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2195 [22:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Guys
#2196 [22:17] <VoxelHead> rackomint, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2197 [22:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Shush
#2198 [22:17] <Minfa> Tobias holds the servers/website
#2199 [22:17] <Minfa> Blame Tobias
#2200 [22:17] <masterkey23> lets hope its just a server error not lulzsec or anonymous
#2201 [22:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Jeb isn't in charge of the internet packets
#2202 [22:17] <Minfa> Spam tweet @mollstam if you want to
#2203 [22:17] <Minfa> He's asleep
#2204 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Isnt Mollastam the head of servers?
#2205 [22:17] <Minfa> I think
#2206 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> XD 20 people just joined my serer because it's in offline mode...
#2207 [22:17] <GlassSpaceTrout1> yes
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#2209 [22:17] <VoxelHead> Swift, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2210 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Don't blame Mollstam or Tobias Either
#2211 [22:18] <Minfa> or having a sandwhich
#2212 [22:18] * Brad [Brad@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2213 [22:18] <rackomint> Thank you voxel.
#2214 [22:18] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Mollstam has to hurry...
#2215 [22:18] <VoxelHead> Brad, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2216 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> They only have such a great computer
#2217 [22:18] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2218 [22:18] <GlassSpaceTrout1> I cant wait..
#2219 [22:18] <Swift> IS minecraft login session server down?
#2220 [22:18] <Swift> IS minecraft login session server down?
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#2222 [22:18] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Im gonna spam tweet..
#2223 [22:18] <mindcat> in china, that is a lot.
#2224 [22:18] <Magiobiwan> Swift, YES
#2225 [22:18] <Minfa> CrusaderDeleters:Tobias Mollstam are the same people
#2226 [22:18] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Swift: YES
#2227 [22:18] <GlassSpaceTrout1> YES
#2228 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh
#2229 [22:18] <rackomint> swift, yes they're down
#2230 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Shows how much I know
#2231 [22:18] <Swift> what happened?
#2232 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Either way
#2233 [22:18] * Magiobiwan goes away before he dies from the self-centeredness of some people
#2233 [22:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Their systems are overloaded and it's not their fault.
#2234 [22:19] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, set your server to Offline mode and you'll be FINE
#2235 [22:19] <Minfa> Probably a annual DDoS
#2236 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> ITS FIXED
#2237 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> YAY
#2238 [22:19] * mindcat self-bombed
#2238 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> ITS FIXED
#2239 [22:19] <lildrummerdrew> really?
#2240 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> :D
#2241 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> yes
#2242 [22:19] <Swift> well, now it's not overload, it' s HTTP error
#2243 [22:19] <Minfa> Failed to login : Error
#2244 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> help.mojang.com
#2245 [22:19] <lildrummerdrew> Well stop yelling.
#2246 [22:19] <Magiobiwan> Minecraft multiplayer sessions
#2247 [22:19] <Magiobiwan> This service is healthy. All is good!
#2248 [22:19] <lildrummerdrew> And it's still down.
#2249 [22:19] <GlassSpaceTrout1> finnaly thank u mollstam..
#2250 [22:19] * HMHAMz [HMHAMz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2251 [22:19] <VoxelHead> HMHAMz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2252 [22:19] <Magiobiwan> TEH MOJANG LIEZ
#2253 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2254 [22:20] <HMHAMz> Hey guys. 503 error for all or?
#2255 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Swift, HTTP errors are caused from overloading circuits in the Site servers
#2256 [22:20] <GlassSpaceTrout1> yes
#2257 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.
#2258 [22:20] <Minfa> It's still down
#2259 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> I'm gonna make you read that >.<
#2260 [22:20] <HMHAMz> daym
#2261 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> Everyone read what I said :P
#2262 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Guys
#2263 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> lulz. click links.
#2264 [22:20] <mindcat> 503 again
#2265 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Don't keep rejoining
#2266 [22:20] <CrusaderDeleters> You are only worsing the problem.
#2267 [22:20] <Swift> 503 - acces denied.. seem they closed it untill it will be fixed
#2268 [22:20] <Magiobiwan> The MOJANG one is wrong
#2269 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2270 [22:20] <Minfa> help.mojang.com are still saying the session servers are down
#2271 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> Magiobiwan: says it's down..
#2272 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> refresh?
#2273 [22:21] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Mollstam is wanna liez..... he wants people to stop spam tweet im doin it :::PPP
#2274 [22:21] <Magiobiwan> 'Twas briefly up
#2275 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> oh, it lied XD
#2276 [22:21] <Minfa> I don't think it's the servers
#2277 [22:21] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, just set your server to OFFLINE mode
#2278 [22:21] <Brad> could any of this make be get a blue screen because i just did before
#2279 [22:21] <Magiobiwan> And you'll be able to get on JUST FINE
#2280 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> It's not the servers.
#2281 [22:21] <Minfa> It's a DDoS or they tried to add something
#2282 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> It's the session.
#2283 [22:21] <Magiobiwan> Brad, no
#2284 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> No DDoS
#2285 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> No DDoS
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#2287 [22:21] <HMHAMz> no brad
#2288 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> And no additions, hust a crash.
#2289 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> Minfa
#2290 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> just*
#2291 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ to see the status of servers. 503 errors occur from session being down. You will not be able to join servers at that time.'
#2292 [22:21] <Minfa> Yes?
#2293 [22:21] <GlassSpaceTrout1> I dont.... hackers :P
#2294 [22:21] <CrusaderDeleters> Do you realize how hard it is to DDoS Mojang?
#2295 [22:21] <Minfa> With a bit of strong shells.
#2296 [22:22] <Minfa> No
#2297 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> My friend broke twitter once XD
#2298 [22:22] <mindcat> you need auth plugin
#2299 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> Anyways:
#2300 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2301 [22:22] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, just do it TEMPORARILY
#2302 [22:22] <Magiobiwan> And set up some sort of SECONDARY Authentication
#2303 [22:22] <mindcat> you need xAuth plugin
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#2305 [22:22] <Swift> Problem is that I cannot join local server either <.<
#2306 [22:22] <VoxelHead> Zoe, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2307 [22:22] <GlassSpaceTrout1> offline dosent work -.-
#2308 [22:22] <Minfa> I think Minecraft could be taken down with a 10gbps blow.
#2309 [22:22] <GlassSpaceTrout1> -.-
#2310 [22:22] <Minfa> I'm just guessing
#2311 [22:23] <Minfa> or 15gbps
#2312 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Minf
#2313 [22:23] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Minfa nope
#2314 [22:23] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Minfa mollstam is the one controllin servers
#2315 [22:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Do you realize that no personal computer could handle a 10 gigabyte packet being sent?
#2316 [22:23] <HMHAMz> rofl
#2317 [22:23] <Magiobiwan> GlassSpaceTrout1, set it to offline, then reload from console
#2318 [22:23] <Magiobiwan> There you go
#2319 [22:23] <HMHAMz> do you realise the world has more than 1 personal computer
#2320 [22:23] <hdcool09__> Minecraft login servers down?
#2321 [22:23] <Magiobiwan> hdcool09__, Session server
#2322 [22:23] <Magiobiwan> But same effectg
#2323 [22:23] <hdcool09__> Ok
#2324 [22:23] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2325 [22:23] <mindcat> i think only let server to CPU OVERLOAD
#2326 [22:23] <Minfa> You realise that some people have a lot of computers?
#2327 [22:23] <Minfa> You realise that some people have a lot of computers?
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#2330 [22:24] <VoxelHead> Wug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2331 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> Lildrummer, could you please stop spamming that?
#2332 [22:24] <Wug> there we go
#2333 [22:24] <Minfa> I'm sure 9 billion computers could ping Google.com to death
#2334 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> We all get that the servers are down
#2335 [22:24] <hdcool09__> any ETA when it will be fixed?
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#2337 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> I need to spam it D:
#2338 [22:24] <VoxelHead> geraldbrent, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2339 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2340 [22:24] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: no you dont
#2341 [22:24] <Wug> cycle
#2342 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> Wug: true.
#2343 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> Drummer
#2344 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> But you have no links in the message XD
#2345 [22:24] <GlassSpaceTrout1> Mollstam cant handel all the servers he is wasting his ram thats why..
#2346 [22:24] <Wug> you get about 5 messages
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#2348 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> If you keep sending them the messages
#2349 [22:24] <HMHAMz> hands up if you hate AVG
#2350 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> PEople will click the links
#2351 [22:24] <CrusaderDeleters> *raises hand*
#2352 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> CrusaderDeleters: they're supposed to..
#2353 [22:25] <Wug> nobody clicks links
#2354 [22:25] <Minfa> I click it. No pop ups
#2355 [22:25] <hdcool09__> any ETA when it will be fixed?
#2356 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> Clicking links will make the CPU's overload more
#2357 [22:25] <Wug> unless they're irrelevant.
#2358 [22:25] * Yeti|SemiAfk is now known as Brandon_C
#2359 [22:25] <hdcool09__> the session server
#2360 [22:25] <HMHAMz> true
#2361 [22:25] * zack6849 is now known as Zachary
#2362 [22:25] <CrusaderDeleters> Sorry, hdcool, we don't.
#2363 [22:25] <mindcat> lol, so how can i limit minecraft launcher Max RAM
#2364 [22:25] <hdcool09__> Ok
#2365 [22:25] <HMHAMz> SHHHHH! EVERYONE! Minecraft is sleeping
#2366 [22:25] <Wug> hdcool09__: it usually takes a few hours
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#2369 [22:25] * Mollstam_ [Mollstam_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2370 [22:26] <VoxelHead> Mollstam_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2371 [22:26] <hdcool09> Ok, Thanks
#2372 [22:26] * Wug kicked Mollstam_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ollstam_ :Mollstam_)
#2373 [22:26] <hdcool09> letting a server help
#2374 [22:26] <hdcool09> know*
#2375 [22:26] <hdcool09> know*
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#2377 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> Hd
#2378 [22:26] <hdcool09> yessir?
#2379 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> Just don't reset.
#2380 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> c:
#2381 [22:26] <hdcool09> Im allready dissconnected
#2382 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> :c
#2383 [22:26] <hdcool09> Telling them thru IRC
#2384 [22:26] <Wug> ;metrics finduser -h=cpe-24-193-155-49
#2385 [22:26] <WugBot> Result: []
#2386 [22:26] <CrusaderDeleters> I believe offline mode would help
#2387 [22:27] * Zachary is now known as zack6849
#2388 [22:27] <CrusaderDeleters> Not sure though
#2389 [22:27] <CrusaderDeleters> But from how minecraft calculates offline mode, it doesn't pass through the validation servers
#2390 [22:28] <Minfa> Is Mollstam in the IRC?
#2391 [22:28] <Minfa> @mollstam?
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#2393 [22:28] <VoxelHead> masterkey23, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2394 [22:28] <CrusaderDeleters> I believe he's here 24/7
#2395 [22:29] <CrusaderDeleters> Although he rarely makes contact here
#2396 [22:29] * Dog4591 [Dog4591@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2397 [22:29] <VoxelHead> Dog4591, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2398 [22:29] <masterkey23> great now authentication servers are down
#2399 [22:29] * popcorn9499 [popcorn9499@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2400 [22:29] <VoxelHead> popcorn9499, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2401 [22:29] <Magiobiwan>  [mollstam] idle 126:09:28,
#2402 [22:30] <CrusaderDeleters> They have been quite clinky lately
#2403 [22:30] <Wug> he tends to pop up when this happens
#2404 [22:30] <CrusaderDeleters> Magio: HHH/MM/SS
#2405 [22:30] <popcorn9499> when will the authentication server be up again
#2406 [22:30] <masterkey23> maybe tomorrow
#2407 [22:30] <CrusaderDeleters> He's been gone for 126 hours
#2408 [22:30] <Magiobiwan> CrusaderDeleters, yeah
#2409 [22:30] <popcorn9499> ok
#2410 [22:30] <Wug> popcorn9499: probably by tomorrow morning at the latest
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#2412 [22:30] <Magiobiwan> So
#2413 [22:30] <VoxelHead> Brennan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2414 [22:30] <popcorn9499> ok
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#2416 [22:30] <Magiobiwan> Slightly under a week
#2417 [22:30] <HMHAMz> possibly a couple
#2418 [22:31] <Brennan> hello, does anyone know when the multiplayer servers will be back up?
#2419 [22:31] <masterkey23> no
#2420 [22:31] <masterkey23> maybe a day or two
#2421 [22:31] <Brennan> really? that long?
#2422 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> No
#2423 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> A few hours
#2424 [22:31] <Brennan> aww ok
#2425 [22:31] <Dog4591> The people at #minecraftfourms are saying that mojang says it is up but not really working
#2426 [22:31] <CrusaderDeleters> That's how long it usually takes
#2427 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Yes, dog, the login servers are up
#2428 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> They don't work.
#2429 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> And unfortunate difference
#2430 [22:32] <Brennan> they are looking at the mojang.com/help page but mojang hasnt found that it was down yet
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#2432 [22:32] <VoxelHead> xBlazeTECH, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2433 [22:32] * Vwulf99 [Vwulf99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2434 [22:32] <VoxelHead> Vwulf99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2435 [22:32] <Brennan> so it still says its up
#2436 [22:32] <Brennan> but its not :(
#2437 [22:32] <Vwulf99> !login
#2438 [22:32] <masterkey23> trust me jeb is working on it
#2439 [22:32] <Vwulf99> ugh
#2440 [22:32] <CrusaderDeleters> No, master, jeb isn't.
#2441 [22:33] <Vwulf99> cant believe servers are down
#2442 [22:33] <mindcat> where is #minecraftfourms?
#2443 [22:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Jeb's only job is to create the game
#2444 [22:33] <masterkey23> ill try again in the morning
#2445 [22:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Mollstam is working on the problem
#2446 [22:33] <Vwulf99> making my server offline so i can play
#2447 [22:33] <Vwulf99> making my server offline so i can play
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#2450 [22:33] <VoxelHead> Kar0th, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2451 [22:33] <Brad> aubot no you cant
#2452 [22:33] <Vwulf99> !login
#2453 [22:33] <Brad> i cant
#2454 [22:33] <xBlazeTECH> Hello, This may be a bad time but I need to talk to a Mojang member about an account issue
#2455 [22:33] <Dog4591> But can you connect to a server?
#2456 [22:33] <Vwulf99> you cant unless the server is cracked
#2457 [22:34] <Vwulf99> !
#2458 [22:34] <Vwulf99> !help
#2459 [22:34] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2460 [22:34] <Yerg> xBlazeTECH: nobody here works for mojang
#2461 [22:34] <mindcat> "cracked" :D
#2462 [22:34] <Vwulf99> !paid
#2463 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> xBlaze: THere's never a bad time, however, I'm not sure where you can get mojang account help.
#2464 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> !paid
#2465 [22:34] <lildrummerdrew> !check 127.0.0.1
#2466 [22:34] <xBlazeTECH> Yerg: Or Minecraft.net, or somthing
#2467 [22:34] <mindcat> !check 0.0.0.0
#2468 [22:34] <xBlazeTECH> CrusaderDeleters: IKR
#2469 [22:34] <Dog4591> !paid
#2470 [22:34] <xBlazeTECH> I cannot find it anyway
#2471 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> xBlaze: Your best attempt is help.mojang/com
#2472 [22:34] <lildrummerdrew> !check 127.0.0.1
#2473 [22:34] <CrusaderDeleters> Alright guys, please don't spam !paid
#2474 [22:34] <Kar0th> Why does mojang keep breaking the server
#2475 [22:34] * trollface10101 [trollface10101@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2476 [22:34] <Yerg> Mojang also is in charge of minecraft.Net
#2477 [22:34] <VoxelHead> trollface10101, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2478 [22:34] <xBlazeTECH> CrusaderDeleters: That is the first place i tried
#2479 [22:34] <mindcat> !check 202.136.61.10:25530
#2480 [22:35] <Kar0th> Why can't they ust leave it alone.
#2481 [22:35] <trollface10101> i got this message:
#2482 [22:35] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2483 [22:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Hrm... Unfortunately, I never delt with these situations much, xBlazeTECH. I've worked on Technical Troubleshooting and Fixing more. :(
#2484 [22:35] <mindcat> 616ms..
#2485 [22:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Lildrummer, could you please refrain from posting those links? Even wug asked you to stop.
#2486 [22:36] <mindcat> !ping 202.136.61.10
#2487 [22:36] <trollface10101> Failed to login: java.IOException: Server returned...
#2488 [22:36] <Yerg> It's check
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#2490 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Skelteon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2491 [22:36] <mindcat> !check 202.136.61.10:25530
#2492 [22:36] <xBlazeTECH> CrusaderDeleters: I am sad, My friend lost access to his account quite a long time ago and he cannot come on my server... :(
#2493 [22:36] * libraryaddict [libraryaddict@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2494 [22:36] <VoxelHead> libraryaddict, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2495 [22:37] <trollface10101> !ping a.minecraft-hg.com
#2496 [22:37] * mib_7ea5lj [mib_7ea5lj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2497 [22:37] <VoxelHead> mib_7ea5lj, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2498 [22:37] <mindcat> !check 202.136.61.10
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#2500 [22:37] <VoxelHead> Taboo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2501 [22:37] <trollface10101> i cant play online servers
#2502 [22:37] <Skelteon> I'm trying to download maps and mods on my mac but I'm not finding the application support file like it says in all the tutorials I've found so far
#2503 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
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#2505 [22:37] <VoxelHead> Alphak4money, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2506 [22:37] <Skelteon> can anyone help?
#2507 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> xBlazeTECH: D: Does he still have the reciet printed out/email?
#2508 [22:37] <Taboo> How long .-.
#2509 [22:37] <trollface10101> and im online
#2510 [22:37] <mindcat> !check 202.136.61.10
#2511 [22:37] <hdcool09> is it up now?
#2512 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> Noone can play on servers. Help? Let Mojang do their hob.
#2513 [22:37] <hdcool09> someone just logged in
#2514 [22:37] * mib_7ea5lj [mib_7ea5lj@notlogged] has quit. (Client Quit)
#2515 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> Need some links to check when they're up?
#2516 [22:37] <mindcat> !check 202.136.61.10:25566
#2517 [22:37] <Kar0th> Mojang never doesn their job.
#2518 [22:37] <CrusaderDeleters> Skelteon: We don't provide support for mods.
#2519 [22:37] <Taboo> How long till it's up?
#2520 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2521 [22:38] <trollface10101> !check a.minecraft-hg.com
#2522 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> There's no set time when it'll be up.
#2523 [22:38] <xBlazeTECH> CrusaderDeleters: No, he dosent have access to the e-mail he signed up with
#2524 [22:38] <Alphak4money> i cant connect to anymoinecraft servers with my account
#2525 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2526 [22:38] <Skelteon> what about for user created maps though?
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#2528 [22:38] <xBlazeTECH> Alphak4money: Probelm
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#2531 [22:38] <xBlazeTECH> Alphak4money: KNOWN problem
#2532 [22:38] <VoxelHead> Savage1969, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
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#2535 [22:38] <VoxelHead> crewealexboy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
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#2537 [22:38] <Dog4591> http://help.mojang.com/ is saying it is back up
#2538 [22:38] <hdcool09> Its working guys
#2539 [22:38] <Kar0th> lildrummer, you are on crack. Mojang doesnt fix anything, they just keep breaking shit.
#2540 [22:38] <Savage1969> they're back
#2541 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> So? XD
#2542 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
#2543 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
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#2545 [22:39] <Yerg> Kar0th: stop
#2546 [22:39] <CrusaderDeleters> lildrummerdrew: could you please refrain from posting those links? You are spamming up the channel.
#2547 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> Major service outage, first off
#2548 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> And CrusaderDeleters it's more spammy when people say IT ISN'T WORKING
#2549 [22:39] <Vwulf99> i think its back?
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#2551 [22:39] * aaomidi|Alien is now known as aaomidi
#2552 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> Like 10 people join and say WHEN WILL IT BE BACK ON or I CAN'T JOIN
#2553 [22:39] <Vwulf99> we're back!
#2554 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> Well it's NOT UP
#2555 [22:39] <Vwulf99> its back on
#2556 [22:39] <CrusaderDeleters> Lildrummer, why do you think "VoxelHead crewealexboy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time."?
#2557 [22:39] * md_5 [md_5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2558 [22:39] <VoxelHead> md_5, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2559 [22:39] <Kar0th> Servers are UP.
#2560 [22:39] <Vwulf99> it is on
#2561 [22:39] <Alphak4money> i am getting can joi to server then it gives me a http
#2562 [22:39] <Kar0th> Peave
#2563 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> CrusaderDeleters: Did you hear them say "When will it be back up?"
#2564 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> Or "Helpo me"
#2565 [22:39] <Kar0th> *peace
#2566 [22:40] <lildrummerdrew> legit.
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#2568 [22:40] <mindcat> REALLY?
#2569 [22:40] <lildrummerdrew> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ or http://help.mojang.com/ ... 503 errors occur from session being down. _You will not be able to join servers at that time._
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#2572 [22:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Drummer, noone here is saying it at the moment
#2573 [22:40] <lildrummerdrew> CrusaderDeleters: Do you want 5 to join, and me to say just that, or 5 to join, and them all to say "help me" twice?
#2574 [22:40] <lildrummerdrew> I'm preparing. Sorry.
#2575 [22:40] <CrusaderDeleters> ._.
#2576 [22:40] <mindcat> its really
#2577 [22:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Then don't spam it with everyone.
#2578 [22:40] <mindcat> server is up!
#2579 [22:40] <mindcat> server is up!
#2580 [22:41] <CrusaderDeleters> Spam it when 5 people join
#2581 [22:43] <Vwulf99> GUYS
#2582 [22:43] <Vwulf99> |CHECK help.mojang.com
#2583 [22:43] <Vwulf99> THE SERVERS ARE BACK
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#2586 [22:43] <VoxelHead> |Kiikun|, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
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#2589 [22:44] <VoxelHead> TrueWolves, welcome to #minecrafthelp. minecraft.net is having issues, users may not be able to join multiplayer servers for some time.
#2590 [22:44] <mindcat> STFU! VoxelHead
#2591 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> !auth up
#2592 [22:45] <CrusaderDeleters> mindcat, be nice
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#2594 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> ;mc.net-fixed
#2595 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> wug.. how do you clear VoxelHead?
#2596 [22:46] <CrusaderDeleters> Like this grey:
#2597 [22:46] <Wug> .siteup
#2598 [22:46] <VoxelHead> Wug, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#2599 [22:46] <CrusaderDeleters> VoxelHead, Shut up.
#2600 [22:46] <Wug> ^
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#2602 [22:48] <lildrummerdrew> still down.. urgh
#2603 [22:48] <Magiobiwan> THey say up on the websites
#2604 [22:48] <lildrummerdrew> whyyyyy cruel world
#2605 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> Magiobiwan: refresh, you're wrong.
#2606 [22:49] <Magiobiwan> Minecraft multiplayer sessions
#2607 [22:49] <Magiobiwan> This service is healthy. All is good!
#2608 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> http://help.mojang.com/
#2609 [22:49] <CrusaderDeleters> Magio, people aren't always correct/.
#2610 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> Minecraft multiplayer sessions
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#2612 [22:49] <Magiobiwan> Same after a refesh
#2613 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> This service is down! We are doing our very best to resolve the issue as soon as possible.
#2614 [22:49] <Magiobiwan> lildrummerdrew, YOU refresh
#2615 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> This is why I rely on http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#2616 [22:49] <lildrummerdrew> Magiobiwan: I refreshed 5 times.
#2617 [22:49] <Magiobiwan> That shows it up for ME too
#2618 [22:50] <CrusaderDeleters> Magio, Instability can cause Some people to allow access and other people to not, while spotted use for connecting.
#2619 [22:50] <CrusaderDeleters> After a fix
#2620 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> Besides Magiobiwan I can't connect.
#2621 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> Sooo.
#2622 [22:50] <CrusaderDeleters> It's not always reliable, if the uptime is more than ~ a day, then it's reliable.
#2623 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> Oh it IS up for me XD
#2624 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> You're right, huh. wierd, dumb internet.
#2625 [22:50] <Magiobiwan> lildrummerdrew, See?
#2626 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> Bye :3
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#2628 [22:51] <Magiobiwan> They never listen...
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#2631 [22:55] <Magiobiwan> DOWN again
#2632 [22:55] <Magiobiwan> And I JUST GOT ONTO THE SERVER I WANTED TO
#2633 [22:55] <Magiobiwan> Then...
#2634 [22:55] <Magiobiwan> I accidentally DISCONNECTED
#2635 [22:56] <Wug> lol
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#2637 [22:56] <masterkey23> its
#2638 [22:56] <masterkey23> still
#2639 [22:56] <masterkey23> broken
#2640 [22:56] <Wug> ok
#2641 [22:56] <Wug> bye
#2642 [22:56] <masterkey23> bye
#2643 [22:56] <doomplug> i love http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#2644 [22:56] <doomplug> who said that
#2645 [22:57] <doomplug> if the sessions server blacks out while i'm logged into a server will it disconnect me?
#2646 [22:57] <masterkey23> yes
#2647 [22:57] <masterkey23> it did for me
#2648 [22:57] <Fletcher> No.
#2649 [22:57] <Magiobiwan> I don't think so
#2650 [22:58] <Wug> no it won't.
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#2652 [22:58] <masterkey23> i was in the middle of a hunger games game and it started lagging and i got error
#2653 [22:58] <yugidude12> are the session servers unstable rightnow
#2654 [22:59] <masterkey23> yes
#2655 [22:59] <yugidude12> well shit
#2656 [22:59] <doomplug> it seems they came back and then they went out again
#2657 [22:59] <yugidude12> yeah
#2658 [22:59] <masterkey23> mollstam is working on them
#2659 [22:59] <yugidude12> is there any idea when it will be fixed
#2660 [22:59] <yugidude12> well lets hope
#2661 [22:59] <masterkey23> maybe an hour or two
#2662 [22:59] <doomplug> yugi, its just a waiting game.. we cant have exact times.
#2663 [22:59] <masterkey23> ill check on his twitter
#2664 [23:00] <yugidude12> i get that it's a waiting game i mean is there a general idea
#2665 [23:00] <yugidude12> as it has taken 12 or more hours in the past
#2666 [23:00] <Yerg> .sitedown
#2667 [23:00] <VoxelHead> Yerg, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
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#2670 [23:00] <VoxelHead> equation, welcome to #minecrafthelp.
#2671 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> derp
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#2673 [23:01] <VoxelHead> Dog4591, welcome to #minecrafthelp.
#2674 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> !auth down
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#2676 [23:03] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2677 [23:03] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#2678 [23:03] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
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#2681 [23:04] <popcorn9499_> it was on then it went off why?
#2682 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2683 [23:04] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#2684 [23:04] <popcorn9499_> i have but then it logged me off
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#2687 [23:04] <VoxelHead> undead, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2688 [23:05] <GreyVulpine> ;mc.net-down
#2689 [23:05] <undead> When I try to join a server I am getting an http responce code or something like that
#2690 [23:05] <popcorn9499_> ok
#2691 [23:05] <undead> Why is this ?
#2692 [23:05] <GreyVulpine> because.
#2693 [23:06] <popcorn9499_> idk
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#2695 [23:06] <VoxelHead> cdh, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2696 [23:06] <undead> Are all servers down ?
#2697 [23:06] <GreyVulpine> check help.mojang.com
#2698 [23:07] <CrusaderDeleters> Crap
#2699 [23:07] <CrusaderDeleters> I accidentially left my server.
#2700 [23:07] <doomplug> CrusaderDeleters, your owned server?
#2701 [23:07] <CrusaderDeleters> No, a server I go on
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#2703 [23:08] <VoxelHead> captainenderz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2704 [23:08] <doomplug> oh ok
#2705 [23:08] <undead> how long will minecraft multiplayer down ? (a guess would be fine :D )
#2706 [23:09] <Dog4591> 500 years maybe?
#2707 [23:09] <Dog4591> :P
#2708 [23:09] <popcorn9499_> idk just keep trying i got on just dont log off
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#2710 [23:09] <VoxelHead> captainenderz_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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#2712 [23:10] <VoxelHead> webs168, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2713 [23:10] <webs168> hey guys i can't get on my server
#2714 [23:10] * Iacc|Away is now known as Iaccidentally
#2715 [23:10] <CrusaderDeleters> The Session servers are down.
#2716 [23:10] <popcorn9499_> minecraft multiplayer is down
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#2718 [23:11] <VoxelHead> Cobra_Fett, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2719 [23:11] <webs168> ok oh i checked the help site i thought it ws lan only soorry thank you for the help
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#2721 [23:11] <VoxelHead> HaltingState, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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#2723 [23:11] <VoxelHead> |m0nk, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2724 [23:11] <doomplug> do any of you have contact with your server owners?
#2725 [23:11] <doomplug> do any of you have contact with your server owners?
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#2728 [23:12] <Cobra_Fett> servers not workin doomplug
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#2733 [23:12] <VoxelHead> Wug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2734 [23:12] <doomplug> Cobra_Fett, servers work.. minecraft sessions dont work
#2735 [23:12] <Cobra_Fett> yea
#2736 [23:12] <Cobra_Fett> what i ment
#2737 [23:12] * Chris is now known as chrisgward
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#2739 [23:12] <VoxelHead> Michael3, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2740 [23:12] <doomplug> if you told your server admins/owners with access to put the server in offline mode for the night you would bypass the problem until it is fixed
#2741 [23:13] <doomplug> at the disgression of the owner of course
#2742 [23:13] <Yerg> Also highly not recommended
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#2744 [23:13] * Iaccidentally is now known as Chuck_Norris
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#2746 [23:13] <Yerg> Can result in more harm than good
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#2748 [23:13] <VoxelHead> DrewsefVB, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2749 [23:13] <doomplug> yerg, thats why i said at the disgression of the owner.
#2750 [23:13] * Cobra_Fett is now known as your
#2751 [23:13] <Zimsky> and then people would join as an opped user
#2752 [23:13] * your is now known as your_mom
#2753 [23:13] <Yerg> Discretion, you mean
#2754 [23:13] <Zimsky> good advice
#2755 [23:14] <doomplug> yerg, thanks.
#2756 [23:14] <doomplug> yerg, thanks.
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#2762 [23:16] <VoxelHead> masterkey23, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2763 [23:16] <your_mom> i liek grapes
#2764 [23:16] * Cory is now known as Philip
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#2766 [23:16] <VoxelHead> fysics, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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#2771 [23:18] <VoxelHead> PermissionDenied, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2772 [23:18] <Dog4591> It is back oneline! :D http://help.mojang.com/
#2773 [23:19] <fysics> REJOICE
#2774 [23:19] <PermissionDenied> 3 bots helpfully reminding me the auth servers were down!
#2775 [23:19] <PermissionDenied> Wow, very helpful
#2776 [23:19] <TrueWolves> 3 bots? huh
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#2778 [23:19] <Brennan> i still cant join though
#2779 [23:19] <Brennan> i still cant join though
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#2781 [23:19] <PermissionDenied> GreyBot, ChanServ and VoxelHead
#2782 [23:19] <Yerg> People still don't read
#2783 [23:19] <Wug> I could make wugbot do it too
#2784 [23:19] * hdcool09_ [hdcool09_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2785 [23:19] <Yerg> Could bring on a.
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#2787 [23:20] <VoxelHead> hdcool09_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2788 [23:20] <VoxelHead> Kar0th, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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#2791 [23:20] <Kar0th> For Fucks Sake. Stop fucking breaking the fuckin servers. Freaking retards.
#2792 [23:20] * AuBot kicked Kar0th from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ar0th :Please keep it civil.)
#2793 [23:20] <VoxelHead> Dog4591, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2794 [23:20] <undead> so will onlinemod false fix the problem ?
#2795 [23:20] <undead> mode*
#2796 [23:20] <PermissionDenied> session.minecraft.net still 503ing for me
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#2798 [23:20] <VoxelHead> Kar0th, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2799 [23:21] <Kar0th> Effing retards keep breaking the server. ffs
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#2801 [23:21] <Yerg> Kar0th: yes, because they hate you.
#2802 [23:21] <VoxelHead> Jamie8u, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2803 [23:21] <Yerg> Not because computers go down all the time
#2804 [23:22] <Kar0th> My computer and server NEVER go down.
#2805 [23:22] <PermissionDenied> battery is out; seems stuck in limbo
#2806 [23:22] <hdcool09_> is the server down?
#2807 [23:22] <hdcool09_> again
#2808 [23:22] <Kar0th> With all the money they make, they could afford decent hardware
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#2810 [23:22] <Kar0th> Instead of spending their money on strippers and d*ck
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#2812 [23:22] <superkabii> I don't know any game provider that doesn't have downtime.
#2813 [23:22] <Yerg> Sure. Keep talking Kar0th
#2814 [23:23] <doomplug> Kar0th, you cant drive a million dollar car at 200mph all day long and not expect it to break
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#2816 [23:23] <hdcool09_> you could drive a billion dollar car all day long though
#2817 [23:23] <hdcool09_> :)
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#2819 [23:23] <TrueWolves> That's a great analagy.
#2820 [23:23] <TrueWolves> You sir get a cookie
#2821 [23:24] <Kar0th> For a million dollars, I could and would expect it not to break. You pay for quality. You buy sh*tty hardware, you get sh*tty results. Plain and simple.
#2822 [23:24] <Yerg> Hah
#2823 [23:24] <doomplug> hdcool09_ you cant overwork anything and expect it to stay perfect
#2824 [23:24] <PermissionDenied> aka Amazon EC2
#2825 [23:24] <hdcool09_> then stop in the pit stop to get the tires changed before they pop
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#2827 [23:25] <VoxelHead> Finamenon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2828 [23:25] <doomplug> and then some slow road rage nutcase cuts you off and runs you into a curb
#2829 [23:25] <hdcool09_> xD
#2830 [23:25] <Kar0th> Just take your d*cks out of your as*es and fix this sh*t. F*ckin noobs.
#2831 [23:26] * Yerg snrks
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#2833 [23:26] <superkabii> the servers haven't even had issues for a long time.
#2834 [23:26] <VoxelHead> Guest_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2835 [23:26] <doomplug> shit happens, thats all
#2836 [23:27] <hdcool09_> true but still =p
#2837 [23:27] <superkabii> I dare say it's down less than steam servers.
#2838 [23:27] <TrueWolves> "I want the world to work perfectly for my convience NOW!"
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#2841 [23:27] <VoxelHead> GenPage, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2842 [23:27] <GenPage> Hey guys, i have a question about my minecraft server
#2843 [23:28] <hdcool09_> Hello GenPage
#2844 [23:29] <GenPage> I am currently running Java 1.6 on my CentOS server, is this okay or should i be using 1.7?
#2845 [23:29] <Finamenon> from all ive been told and personal experience, 1.7 is faster
#2846 [23:29] <Finamenon> but thats anecdotal so do what you will
#2847 [23:29] <Wug> I have not noticed major performance differences between the two
#2848 [23:30] <Finamenon> for gameplay I havent noticed any, for running my server I have
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#2850 [23:30] <VoxelHead> misteryuck, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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#2852 [23:31] <VoxelHead> Hcoff5250, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2853 [23:31] <Dog4591> Back online.
#2854 [23:31] <CrusaderDeleters> wait
#2855 [23:31] <Hcoff5250> hello is there someone to help me?
#2856 [23:31] <CrusaderDeleters> GenPage, CentOs?
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#2858 [23:31] <VoxelHead> Fry, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2859 [23:31] <Hcoff5250> hello is there someone to help me?
#2860 [23:31] <Magiobiwan> Session Server DOWN
#2861 [23:31] <Dog4591> And right back offline.
#2862 [23:31] <Magiobiwan> Again
#2863 [23:31] <Hcoff5250> hello is there someone to help me?
#2864 [23:31] <Magiobiwan> DON'T SAY ITS UP
#2865 [23:31] <superkabii> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus
#2866 [23:31] <CrusaderDeleters> Hcoff: Only if you tells us the problem.
#2867 [23:31] <Magiobiwan> It's JINXING IT
#2868 [23:31] <Yerg> Hcoff5250: with?
#2869 [23:31] <Hcoff5250> ok
#2870 [23:31] <superkabii> there, watch it yourself.
#2871 [23:31] <Hcoff5250> Ok let me type...
#2872 [23:32] <Yerg> Hcoff5250: Yes?
#2873 [23:32] <GenPage> CrusaderDeleters, Yes CentOs 6.3 i believe
#2874 [23:32] <CrusaderDeleters> What is CentOs? Is it linux?
#2875 [23:32] <Yerg> Hcoff5250: How can we help?
#2876 [23:32] <Hcoff5250> Ok let me type...
#2877 [23:33] <Wug> centos is a unixlike platform
#2878 [23:33] <GenPage> CrusaderDeleters, Yeah, its RHEL-based
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#2880 [23:33] <VoxelHead> Chicago, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2881 [23:33] <CrusaderDeleters> aaah
#2882 [23:33] <GenPage> mainly used in a Enterprise stand-point
#2883 [23:33] <Chicago> Hi.
#2884 [23:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Hello.
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#2886 [23:33] <Hcoff5250> Ok When I try to log into all my servers on my minecraft [account premium] ... It says this and i cant log on ::: Failed to log in java.jo,IOE Server returned to HTTP Response code 503 for UBL
#2887 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> Hcoff5250, that's EVERYWHERE
#2888 [23:34] <Chicago> Okay, so. Every time I try to connect to a server it says "Failed login" or "Bad login." What does this mean and how can I fix it?
#2889 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> Session server is in and out
#2890 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> And that's
#2891 [23:34] <Yerg> Hcoff5250: yes. Check the three messages you went sent on join
#2892 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> EVERYONE!
#2893 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> It's UNLIKELY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO JOIN A MP GAME RIGHT NOW
#2894 [23:34] <Hcoff5250> everywhere?
#2895 [23:34] <Yerg> Yes
#2896 [23:34] <CrusaderDeleters> Magio
#2897 [23:34] <CrusaderDeleters> Watch the caps
#2898 [23:34] <Yerg> Everywhere
#2899 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> Sorry
#2900 [23:34] <Hcoff5250> what do u mean?
#2901 [23:34] <Magiobiwan> Trying to get people's attention
#2902 [23:35] <Magiobiwan> I could use bold if you like?
#2903 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Hcoff: Everyone is recieving the same error
#2904 [23:35] <Chicago> Why can't we connect to MP game's right now?
#2905 [23:35] <Finamenon> [22:30] (@VoxelHead): Hcoff5250, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2906 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> The Session Servers are down.
#2907 [23:35] <Magiobiwan> The SESSION SERVER is offline
#2908 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Egad
#2909 [23:35] <CrusaderDeleters> The bold hurts!Q
#2910 [23:35] <Chicago> Why is it offline?!
#2911 [23:35] <Iaccidentally> HOLY CRAP GUYS
#2912 [23:35] <Chicago> GAH.
#2913 [23:35] <Wug> you guys need to read the text that you're being sent when you join
#2914 [23:35] <xales> ^
#2915 [23:35] <Wug> we don't know why it's offline
#2916 [23:35] <Wug> we don't know when it will be back
#2917 [23:35] <xales> Wug: I do :
#2918 [23:36] <xales> :3*
#2919 [23:36] * xales cable nom nom nom
#2919 [23:36] <Wug> xales: shove off
#2920 [23:36] <CrusaderDeleters> Thank you, wug, for the chat moderation.
#2921 [23:36] <Chicago> -.- so sad.
#2922 [23:36] <Magiobiwan> Wug, how are you doing?
#2923 [23:36] <Magiobiwan> Been a while
#2924 [23:36] <doomplug> hahah "shove off" i love that
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#2926 [23:36] * Wug moves the general chat to #minecraft
#2926 [23:36] <xales> lol #minecraft
#2927 [23:37] <Chicago> wut.
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#2929 [23:37] <VoxelHead> Hcoff5250, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2930 [23:37] <xales> Exactly.
#2931 [23:37] <Hcoff5250> Has this happened before?
#2932 [23:37] <Wug> Hcoff5250: yeah, it happens once a month or so
#2933 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> Ugh
#2934 [23:37] <Chicago> Well, then. Any idea when we WILL be able to CONNECT to MP?
#2935 [23:37] <Hcoff5250> do you know the time frame of how long it was down?
#2936 [23:37] <CrusaderDeleters> I gotta configure MinecraftErrorTest to work with Tekkit. >.<
#2937 [23:37] <xales> Sometime in the future.
#2938 [23:37] <Finamenon> only mojang knows that
#2939 [23:38] <doomplug> you guys do know you can play single player right?
#2940 [23:38] <Finamenon> if they even do
#2941 [23:38] <Chicago> No derp xales.
#2942 [23:38] * Magiobiwan is now known as xaIes
#2943 [23:38] <xales> Chicago: Why do you think we would know?
#2944 [23:38] <xales> :|
#2945 [23:38] <Hcoff5250> do you know the time frame of how long it was down last time?
#2946 [23:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Hcoff, there are too many questions without answers, please, just be patient. That's what we are all doing.
#2947 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> What part of: "<@Wug> we don't know when it will be back"
#2948 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> Do you not understand?
#2949 [23:38] * xaIes is now known as Magiobiwan
#2950 [23:38] <Hcoff5250> me?
#2951 [23:39] <Finamenon> hcoff, it varies
#2952 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> For: <Chicago> Well, then. Any idea when we WILL be able to CONNECT to MP?
#2953 [23:39] <Finamenon> generally it takes a couple to several hours
#2954 [23:39] <Wug> it usually takes them a few hours to fix
#2955 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> Provided they're awake
#2956 [23:39] <Chicago> It's just a question people, chillax.
#2957 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> Remember, Mojang is in Sweden.
#2958 [23:39] <Hcoff5250> Ok Guys thank you for the support and help!
#2959 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> What time is it in Sweden?
#2960 [23:39] <Magiobiwan> SORTA UP
#2961 [23:39] <Magiobiwan> SORTA UP!!!
#2962 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> Oh look. 5:39am Sunday (CEST) - Time in Sweden
#2963 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> Also. Sunday
#2964 [23:40] <doomplug> almost time for church in sweden
#2965 [23:40] <Magiobiwan> But not enough...
#2966 [23:40] <Hcoff5250> 11:39 SAT USA Eastern Time zone
#2967 [23:40] <Wug> mollstam is usually pretty good about dragging himself out of bed on weekends to fix thus
#2968 [23:40] <Finamenon> yeah im betting it will be after 1 or 2am EST
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#2970 [23:40] <VoxelHead> trollface10101, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2971 [23:40] <Finamenon> before its fixed
#2972 [23:40] <Chicago> Peace people.
#2973 [23:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Magio
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#2975 [23:40] <VoxelHead> monkeyman7890, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2976 [23:41] <CrusaderDeleters> You told us not to jinx it by spamming "It's up."
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#2978 [23:41] <Hcoff5250> Do I need to re dowload my minecraft inna few hours or do anything after they get it fixed or will it just be fixed?
#2979 [23:41] <xales> How about: shut the fuck up about the server being down, unless your name is VoxelHead.
#2980 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> It'll just be fixexd
#2981 [23:41] <trollface10101> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMInecraft damn you
#2982 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> Please don't do that again
#2983 [23:41] <doomplug> Hcoff5250, once the server is up everything will be back to normal
#2984 [23:41] <Hcoff5250> xales, Please com down
#2985 [23:41] * Wug shouts khan
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#2986 [23:42] <VoxelHead> _, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2987 [23:42] * GreyVulpine needs a !khan command
#2987 [23:42] <Wug> or was it kahn
#2988 [23:42] <CrusaderDeleters> What's kahn?
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#2990 [23:42] <Hcoff5250> Thank's for the support and help!
#2991 [23:42] <Wug> it doesnt look right unless its in all caps
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#2994 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Yentel, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#2995 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
#2996 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> That looks right
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#2999 [23:42] <Lasivian> ok, http://help.mojang.com/ says all is good but i'm still getting "Failed to login: Error", i'm guessing the website is lying?
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#3001 [23:42] <VoxelHead> juless, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#3002 [23:42] <Yentel> is it working yet?
#3003 [23:42] <Yentel> is it working yet?
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#3005 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> It's spotty.
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#3007 [23:43] <VoxelHead> DNX3M, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#3008 [23:43] <juless> thello
#3009 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Hellp
#3010 [23:43] <Iaccidentally> soooo much spam
#3011 [23:43] <juless> is it down all day
#3012 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Been up and down
#3013 [23:43] <juless> ti got on befoer
#3014 [23:43] <juless> tok
#3015 [23:43] * libraryaddict clears his throat
#3015 [23:43] <juless> ill just keeep tryiong
#3016 [23:43] <Yentel> it says i cant even check status
#3017 [23:43] * libraryaddict cries about stuff
#3017 [23:43] <DNX3M> Any ETA of the fix?
#3018 [23:43] * libraryaddict wails and beats his brow
#3018 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> DNX3M - We have no ETA
#3019 [23:44] * libraryaddict climbs up a tower with his princess
#3019 [23:44] <xales> DNX3M: Sometime in /the future/.
#3020 [23:44] <juless> we are addicted
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#3022 [23:44] * libraryaddict roars and throws down barrels
#3022 [23:44] <VoxelHead> nightfall8154, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
#3023 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> It's currently 5:43 in the morning in Sweden
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#3025 [23:44] * Yentel is now known as MOJANG_FIX_MINECRAFT
#3026 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> I don't think Mojang is up yet
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#3028 [23:44] <MOJANG_FIX_MINECRAFT> Mojang fix minecraft!
#3029 [23:44] * xales kicked MOJANG_FIX_MINECRAFT from #minecrafthelp (Reason: OJANG_FIX_MINECRAFT :Yeah, that'll work.)
#3030 [23:44] <Wug> I think we should all just be quiet for a while
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#3035 [23:45] <xales> (and by the way you can't talk right now)
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#3049 [23:46] <VoxelHead> wswiss, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Session server status spotty. You may not be able to join servers at this time. Check help.mojang.com for multiplayer session server status.
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