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#15 [00:21] <Skizzy> Hello
#16 [00:21] <xales> Hi.
#17 [00:22] <Skizzy> Anybody got an email&password they could temporarily share with me? All I want to play is Technic SSP my internet isn't fast enough for multiplayer.
#18 [00:22] <Scott> I suggest no one does this.
#19 [00:23] <Skizzy> Why not?
#20 [00:23] <xales> If you want to play Minecraft, buy it. It's not that expensive.
#21 [00:23] <xales> Don't ask for people to randomly give you access to an account - they won't.
#22 [00:23] <Skizzy> Neither of my parents have a credit card.
#23 [00:23] <xales> You can buy it in stores now.
#24 [00:24] <Skizzy> I would certainly buy it in stores, if one in a 2hour radius sold it.
#25 [00:24] <xales> Well, I guess that's too bad then. Nobody is going to share an account with you.
#26 [00:24] <Scott> Walmart, Target, and Best Buy sell them.
#27 [00:24] <Skizzy> Walmart in America maybe, I am Canadian.
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#29 [00:25] <Scott> Unfortunately, they're only sold in the US.
#30 [00:25] <Scott> If your parents have an interac card, you might be able to buy it.
#31 [00:25] <Skizzy> Exactly, that makes it impossible for me to purchase minecraft. No they don't we've tried everything.
#32 [00:26] <xales> Do your parents use a bank?
#33 [00:26] <Skizzy> Yes
#34 [00:26] <xales> If so, ask the bank for a debit card, or pay via PayPal.
#35 [00:26] <Scott> You should be able to use an eCheck on Paypal.
#36 [00:26] <Scott> It just takes a few days.
#37 [00:26] <Skizzy> It takes 60 days with my fathers bank.
#38 [00:26] <Scott> That doesn't sound very accurate.
#39 [00:27] <Skizzy> We already have done that, and that was around 16 days ago.
#40 [00:27] <Skizzy> So I was wondering if I could temporarily use someone else's for 40+ days.
#41 [00:27] <xales> No.
#42 [00:27] <Scott> It would be inadvisable for anyone to share an account with a stranger.
#43 [00:28] <TheNoodle> Should buy an account called 'buyyourownaccount' and give it to people because they'd assume I was just being sarcastic
#44 [00:28] <xales> lol
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#46 [00:28] <xales> and make the password "youraplonker" or something
#47 [00:28] <TheNoodle> :D
#48 [00:28] <Scott> We'd have to constantly reset the password.
#49 [00:28] <Scott> Maybe we could script it to reset every hour
#50 [00:28] <xales> lol
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#52 [00:29] <TheNoodle> Actually, I have an account I used to give out to people, the password was never changed, the skin just kept getting changed to naked people >_>
#53 [00:29] <Scott> lol
#54 [00:30] <Skizzy> Do you still have it?
#55 [00:30] <Scott> Someone tried to reset the password on one of my accounts recently.
#56 [00:30] <xales> wasn't me
#57 [00:30] <xales> ._.
#58 [00:30] <xales> :p
#59 [00:31] <Skizzy> How many accounts do you have?:p
#60 [00:31] <Scott> 2
#61 [00:31] <Skizzy> Why 2?
#62 [00:31] <TheNoodle> 5-8
#63 [00:31] <Scott> Because I need them.
#64 [00:31] <Scott> I have access to a few other accounts too though.
#65 [00:31] <Skizzy> TheNoodle can I use one? :3
#66 [00:32] <TheNoodle> lolno
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#68 [00:32] <Scott> My accounts and the accounts I have access to are all alpha accounts.
#69 [00:32] <Skizzy> And that means...? :p
#70 [00:32] <xales> (not that that actually means anything or is likely even on record...)
#71 [00:33] <Scott> I haven't actually played in forever. :(
#72 [00:33] <TheNoodle> it gives him l33t points
#73 [00:33] <Scott> I wonder if they do track it.
#74 [00:33] <Scott> Since they promised free updates for life to alpha players, they have to have some way
#75 [00:34] <xales> or they will just never charge for updates
#76 [00:34] <xales> :p
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#78 [00:34] <Scott> perhaps!
#79 [00:34] <PicoriWarrior> Hello?
#80 [00:34] <PicoriWarrior> im having trouble with minecraft
#81 [00:35] <Skizzy> rey_619@live.nl woo..! Finally a free account!
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#83 [00:35] <PicoriWarrior> Can somone help me
#84 [00:36] <xales> Scott can
#85 [00:36] <Scott> xales would love to help you.
#86 [00:36] <xales> but neither of us can help you unless you tell us what the problem is
#87 [00:36] <Scott> xales can read your mind.
#88 [00:37] <Scott> By the way, are you still paying 1and1?
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#90 [00:37] <xales> lol
#91 [00:37] <xales> hell no
#92 [00:37] <Scott> so you quit supporting the germans
#93 [00:37] <xales> yes
#94 [00:37] <xales> fuck da police
#95 [00:38] <xales> that was probably >year ago now
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#97 [00:38] <PicoriWarrior> My problem is i cant get into my account have a migrated it
#98 [00:38] <PicoriWarrior> i think i put the wrong email in
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#100 [00:38] <xales> Try logging in using the email(s) you might have put in.
#101 [00:38] <PicoriWarrior> i did, it says its not correct
#102 [00:39] <PicoriWarrior> and i just bought the game
#103 [00:39] <xales> Try with the way you think you might have misspelled it...?
#104 [00:39] <PicoriWarrior> i tried :(
#105 [00:39] <Scott> I setup a new server today. It only has 2 customers on it right now.
#106 [00:40] <xales> PicoriWarrior: Unfortunately, you can either resolve the issue on your own, or send a ticket in. Include a description of the problem, your username, and transaction ID.
#107 [00:40] <xales> Scott: fun
#108 [00:40] <PicoriWarrior> i sent 2 tickets
#109 [00:40] <PicoriWarrior> how long does it take to reply
#110 [00:41] <Scott> Mojang customer support operates Monday through Friday, and has agents in both the US and Sweden. We are currently working on emails from October 3rd, 2012.
#111 [00:41] <PicoriWarrior> 0.0
#112 [00:41] <PicoriWarrior> so that means a while
#113 [00:41] <Scott> Indeed.
#114 [00:42] <PicoriWarrior> dammit
#115 [00:42] <PicoriWarrior> i just bought a minecraft account, everythign was fine untill i migrated
#116 [00:42] <Scott> you could do a chargeback and order again.
#117 [00:42] <PicoriWarrior> will i have to make a new account
#118 [00:43] <Scott> xales: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819117283
#119 [00:45] <xales> PicoriWarrior: Yes.
#120 [00:45] <xales> Scott: How many does it have? :p
#121 [00:45] <Scott> just 1.
#122 [00:46] <Scott> it's a small serve
#123 [00:46] <Scott> r
#124 [00:46] <xales> ah
#125 [00:46] <xales> so is this another way of saying "gimme ur monies plz"
#126 [00:46] <xales> >_>
#127 [00:46] <PicoriWarrior> why must i make a new account'
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#129 [00:46] <Scott> xales: no :P
#130 [00:46] <xales> PicoriWarrior: Because you can't log in to your existing account...?
#131 [00:47] <Scott> You couldn't purchase hosting on this server even if you wanted.
#132 [00:47] <PicoriWarrior> uggghhh
#133 [00:47] <xales> Scott: because if you just said "gimme $n/month plz" then I'd think about it :p
#134 [00:47] <PicoriWarrior> i just made this account
#135 [00:47] <xales> oh
#136 [00:47] <xales> okay
#137 [00:47] <Scott> Now if you want a server like it, I get can get a quote.
#138 [00:47] <xales> PicoriWarrior: Okay, and then you made an error resulting in you losing access to it.
#139 [00:47] <Scott> This server will be full within a week. We're removing an older one from production.
#140 [00:47] <xales> What do you want us to do about it?
#141 [00:47] <xales> Creating an account takes 20 seconds.
#142 [00:47] <PicoriWarrior> can i get my money back?
#143 [00:48] <xales> Scott: I don't want a quote, just an approximation of how much up front or per month.
#144 [00:48] <xales> PicoriWarrior: That would be the purpose of doing a chargeback.
#145 [00:48] <Scott> I would need to know more about what you want.
#146 [00:48] <Scott> I'll just PM you
#147 [00:48] <PicoriWarrior> i payed through paypal
#148 [00:49] <Scott> then open a paypal dispute or call your bank/credit card company
#149 [00:50] <PicoriWarrior> oh ok
#150 [00:50] <PicoriWarrior> so ill get my money back
#151 [00:50] <Skizzy> Goodnight Scott, I love you babe.
#152 [00:50] <Scott> I don't think my fiancé would like that.
#153 [00:50] <Skizzy> It's okay dear.
#154 [00:51] <Skizzy> She doesn't need to know.
#155 [00:51] <Scott> He does know.
#156 [00:51] <xales> pwned
#157 [00:51] <Skizzy> He would be fine with it I'm sure.
#158 [00:51] <Skizzy> Wait, you're gay??
#159 [00:51] <xales> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING: SHERLOCK HOLMES!
#160 [00:52] <xales> whatever
#161 [00:52] <xales> I think "presenting" is the wrong word
#162 [00:52] <Scott> lol
#163 [00:53] <Skizzy> Hairy Nipples<#
#164 [00:53] <Skizzy> <3
#165 [00:53] <xales> Skizzy: Is there something you needed, other than harassing Scott?
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#170 [01:07] <Cael> i'm curious of one thing about migrated Accounts, if i migrate when i would change my batch file accordingly ( i use a batchfil eto start MC into min 2GB ram Max 4GB Ram) instead of at the end using Username Password would that be "EmailAddress Password"
#171 [01:07] <Cael> O-o
#172 [01:07] <Cael> my message was cut automaticly.?
#173 [01:07] <xales> as far as I know, yes.
#174 [01:08] <Cael> (ok now it shows weird Xchat glitched out)
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#179 [01:25] <Yowshi> does anyone know how to mute animal sounds
#180 [01:26] <xales> Mute sounds entirely, or perhaps with a mod (which is unsupported both by us and Mojang)
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#226 [04:47] <Sansa> Hi to everyone :)
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#229 [04:53] <Sansa> someone who understands minecraft server can help me? i have a question :(
#230 [04:54] <Wug> :presence
#231 [04:54] <WugBot> presence: Yes, there are always people here. Go ahead and describe your problem.
#232 [04:59] <Sansa> thanks :) the question is:I have a server with a world created by me and my friends in survival mode, when i update it to the new version 1.4, the world will integrate all the new blocks automatically or I will have to necessarily create a new one losing all the work done on the old world?
#233 [05:00] <Wug> thats a tricky question
#234 [05:00] <Wug> if you go and find the new blocks they will be there, and you will be able to bring them back and put them in the old place
#235 [05:01] <Wug> however, the already generated parts of the world will not have new blocks added to them automatically
#236 [05:01] <Wug> I dont know off the top of my head what the new blocks are
#237 [05:04] <Sansa> but the world is not completely generated at the first play in the game?
#238 [05:05] <DiskDaemon> Those new things would be things like generated witches huts in swamps. potatos and carrots in villages
#239 [05:05] <DiskDaemon> A silverfish block in extreme hills biomes
#240 [05:06] <Wug> Sansa: no, theyre not. its generated as you explore
#241 [05:07] <DiskDaemon> So any swamps, villages, extreme hills, or jungles (with potatos & carrots too) in chunks that are already generated won't have those particular things
#242 [05:08] <Sansa> wow perfect, I was very afraid of having to start all over again
#243 [05:09] <DiskDaemon> It is possible though to use mcedit or some other programs to regenerate chunks, so you can then check to see if anything interesting appears there and copy them across to your already existing world. That can require quite a bit of extra effort though
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#245 [05:11] <Sansa> wow...really? would be great, maybe I'll try it this afternoon!
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#247 [05:17] <NickNolte> WWW.JIZZDAY.COM
#248 [05:17] <NickNolte> WWW.JIZZDAY.COM
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#251 [05:33] <Guest> Hi. I have a problem with my minecraft ... it crashes randomly leaving only error text file
#252 [05:35] <DiskDaemon> Is that a hs_err_pid file?
#253 [05:36] <Guest> yup
#254 [05:36] <DiskDaemon> Your graphics card drivers most likely need to be updated. Please copy/paste the contents of the file to pastebin
#255 [05:36] <DiskDaemon> ??> Guest pastebin
#256 [05:36] <VoxelHead> Guest: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#258 [05:39] <Guest> http://pastebin.com/gY8SMSiD
#259 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> Yeah, it's your graphics drivers
#260 [05:40] <DiskDaemon> ??> Guest win/dxdiag
#261 [05:40] <VoxelHead> Guest: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#262 [05:40] <VoxelHead> Guest: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#263 [05:42] <Guest> http://pastebin.com/wUYi33tS
#264 [05:43] <DiskDaemon> ??> amd
#265 [05:43] <DiskDaemon> ?? amd
#266 [05:43] <DiskDaemon> ?? gpu/amd
#267 [05:43] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) GPUs here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/auto_detect.aspx
#268 [05:43] <DiskDaemon> bedtime for me soon
#269 [05:44] <Guest> yeah and work time for me in about 5 min ... i will download drivers when i get back and write you here if it didn't work
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#271 [05:45] <Majikal> Can I get a forum admin
#272 [05:45] <SinZ> DiskDaemon: I get basically the same error, but im keeping my graphics driver updated (nvidia gtx 560)
#273 [05:45] <Majikal> I've got a user giving away hacked/stolen accounts
#274 [05:45] <DiskDaemon> Guest: This looks like the driver for you http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx
#275 [05:46] <DiskDaemon> Majikal: report it to Mojang http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361483-my-account-was-hacked
#276 [05:46] <SinZ> Majikal: #rsw
#277 [05:47] <Majikal> Disk, I cant use that because I dont have the transaction IDs or giftcodes.
#278 [05:47] <DiskDaemon> Majikal: They'll listen to other information that you provide about the situation, if it's not your own account that's affected
#279 [05:49] <Majikal> Okay...How do I get my transaction code if I was bought an account?
#280 [05:49] <DiskDaemon> Majikal: You use the gift code instead
#281 [05:50] <Majikal> But I dont have the giftcode written down...
#282 [05:50] <DiskDaemon> Was your account given to you via a gift code, or cia someone else paying for your account?
#283 [05:50] <Majikal> Giftcode]
#284 [05:50] <DiskDaemon> Okay - that's waht you need then
#285 [05:51] <SinZ> Majikal: Can always ask the person that gifted you for the gift code, it would be in their profile on minecraft.net
#286 [05:52] <DiskDaemon> It should also be in your own profile too, shouldn't it?
#287 [05:53] <Majikal> No, only the giftcodes you've bought
#288 [05:53] <DiskDaemon> you know who to contact then
#289 [05:53] <Majikal> And it seems Dark Ralex got to my relpies. so that guy should be getting banned
#290 [05:53] <Majikal> *Lord Ralex
#291 [05:54] * Lord_Ralex is here <_<
#291 [05:54] <Majikal> Thanks for taking care of legit_nighaa_123 for me .-.
#292 [05:55] <Majikal> That list of names came from a list of the recent list that was hacked
#293 [05:56] <Lord_Ralex> just curious, why did you call me Dark Ralex ?
#294 [05:56] <Majikal> I saw the absol picture .-.
#295 [05:56] <Lord_Ralex> heh
#296 [05:57] <Majikal> Plus I woke up about 2 hours ago..so im still waking up
#297 [05:57] <Keltinray> So you didn't quite wake up 2 hours ago, and you still haven't quite woken up.
#298 [05:57] <Majikal> Exactly~
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#300 [05:59] <DiskDaemon> i'd better to bed if I'm to be up in 7 hours time
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#324 [07:34] <ConnyB_> hi
#325 [07:35] <ConnyB_> IS anyone here?
#326 [07:35] <NinjaKirby> Indeed
#327 [07:35] <lutzee> Yes
#328 [07:35] <ConnyB_> Ahh, Ok.
#329 [07:35] <ConnyB_> This isn't a problem per se, but could one of you check whether my server is working or not?
#330 [07:36] <lutzee> Whats the ip?
#331 [07:36] <ConnyB_> 5.82.22.109
#332 [07:36] <lutzee> Hamachi..
#333 [07:36] <ConnyB_> hmm?
#334 [07:37] <ConnyB_> Is that a problem?
#335 [07:37] <lutzee> Its just horrible to use
#336 [07:37] <ConnyB_> why is that so?
#337 [07:37] <lutzee> ?? fubar/hamachi
#338 [07:37] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#339 [07:37] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#340 [07:38] <ConnyB_> ahh, ok
#341 [07:38] <lutzee> ;check 5.82.22.109
#342 [07:38] <WugBot> Unable to connect to address: 5.82.22.109:25565 (Timed out)
#343 [07:38] <lutzee> Nope, because hamachi is stupid
#344 [07:38] <ConnyB_> I think ill go with VPN, how do I do that?
#345 [07:38] <lutzee> hamachi is vpn
#346 [07:39] <lutzee> You want to portforward
#347 [07:39] <ConnyB_> If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#348 [07:39] <ConnyB_> ^
#349 [07:39] <ConnyB_> or a VPN?
#350 [07:39] <lutzee> Aye, but portforwarding is easier
#351 [07:39] <ConnyB_> OK, then?
#352 [07:39] <ConnyB_> What do I have to do
#353 [07:40] <lutzee> Find your router on here portforward.com
#354 [07:40] <lutzee> It will explain everything
#355 [07:40] <ConnyB_> ok
#356 [07:40] <ConnyB_> do I have to pay?
#357 [07:41] <lutzee> No
#358 [07:41] <ConnyB_> ok
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#360 [07:41] <ConnyB_> i know its a comcast model, but which type is it?
#361 [07:42] <ConnyB_> it says comcast at the top of my window
#362 [07:42] <ConnyB_> webchat@c-69-254-48-202.hsd1.fl.comcast.net
#363 [07:42] <lutzee> It should be printed on the router itself
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#365 [07:42] <lutzee> Comcast is your ISP
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#373 [08:08] <avelar81> i downlaod minecraft now when i load the game its a transprent black screen and the game will not show can anyone help???
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#375 [08:11] <avelar81> i downloaded mincraft and when i load the game its a black transparent screen and nothin will load any answers?
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#385 [08:28] <K3V1N8700> mjallo any1 who can help me whit a littel problem?
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#387 [08:29] <K3V1N8700> Hallo?
#388 [08:31] <K3V1N8700> is ther any1 att all?
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#395 [08:41] <bronett> any one that can help with moving game from one Mac comp. to another?
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#402 [08:57] <ConnyB_> hey
#403 [08:57] <ConnyB_> there was nothing printed on it
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#441 [11:06] <justmat> GreyVulpine hello again ;)
#442 [11:07] <justmat> GreyVulpine If you do not remember me, you have helped me yesterday to set yup my server but because I'm bad I don't remember how to find my external (or public ?) ip
#443 [11:08] <justmat> GreyVulpine Would you be kind to give me a hint ;p?
#444 [11:08] <TheNoodle> Just google 'what is my ip'
#445 [11:08] <justmat> TheNoodle thanks ;p
#446 [11:09] <TheNoodle> np
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#448 [11:19] <justmat> Can any one tell me if I have to save the server or what? Because as i have just joined the one I've created yesterday I can't find my house (I think the world is new but I'm no sure) any suggestions?
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#469 [12:52] <john_> hi
#470 [12:52] <john_> hi
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#472 [12:52] <lutzee> hey
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#476 [12:52] <john_> i need help
#477 [12:53] <john_> any one want to make love
#478 [12:54] <john_> anyone want to make love
#479 [12:55] <ThisIsMe> I need help getting Minecraft to work. It keeps exiting after it updates. It doesn't know the Mojang logo.
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#481 [12:55] <ThisIsMe> I need help getting Minecraft to work. It keeps exiting after it updates. It doesn't know the Mojang logo.
#482 [12:56] <john_> mine keeps lagging
#483 [12:56] <ThisIsMe> Mine will not load.
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#485 [12:56] <ThisIsMe> When the Mojang Logo is spost to be there. Its exits itself.
#486 [12:56] <ThisIsMe> Could anyone help?
#487 [12:59] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: Can you generate a crash report for use please http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crash#How_to_get_a_crash_report
#488 [13:00] <ThisIsMe> It is not a Crash though
#489 [13:00] <ThisIsMe> It just exits itself.
#490 [13:00] <ThisIsMe> As if I would click exit.
#491 [13:00] <lutzee> It doesn't load therefor it has crashed.
#492 [13:01] <ThisIsMe> Ok I shall try.
#493 [13:12] <ThisIsMe> Lutzee it didn't give any errors it just gave normal stuff and closed.
#494 [13:12] <ThisIsMe> Would you like to come to Team Viewer and try to help me?
#495 [13:13] <lutzee> I don't have the internet bandwidth to use teamviewer
#496 [13:13] <ThisIsMe> Dang
#497 [13:13] <ThisIsMe> Here I will try something
#498 [13:14] <lutzee> well i guess
#499 [13:14] <lutzee> ?? forceupdate
#500 [13:14] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#501 [13:14] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#502 [13:15] <ThisIsMe> Ive done that many times.
#503 [13:15] <ThisIsMe> I just took a screenshot of it showing no crash results.
#504 [13:15] <ThisIsMe> How to show you?
#505 [13:17] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: do you find any files named like ms_err_pid where you keep the launcher?
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#507 [13:18] <ThisIsMe> http://i50.tinypic.com/30l30ad.jpg
#508 [13:18] <ThisIsMe> I keep the launcher on my Desktop
#509 [13:19] <lutzee> Is there any text files on your desktop you have never seen before?
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#511 [13:19] <ThisIsMe> No
#512 [13:20] <lutzee> ?? win/reinst
#513 [13:20] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#514 [13:20] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#515 [13:21] <ThisIsMe> Bro, Ive already done this like 5 times
#516 [13:21] <ThisIsMe> Ive tryed everything.
#517 [13:21] <ThisIsMe> Thats why im here.
#518 [13:21] <lutzee> Meh, seeing nodus there means i'm less willing to help.
#519 [13:21] <ThisIsMe> Nodus is on my desktop not installed into Minecraft.
#520 [13:23] <ThisIsMe> I need a type of Computer Programming Pro....
#521 [13:23] <ThisIsMe> I just had a Java Programmer look into it.
#522 [13:23] <ThisIsMe> And no one knows what it is..... :(
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#525 [13:24] <tikker_> well not no one
#526 [13:24] <tikker_> :p
#527 [13:24] <ThisIsMe> Tikker you know what the problem is?
#528 [13:24] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: have you paid for the game?
#529 [13:25] <tikker> then you'll have to repeat your problem
#530 [13:25] <tikker> !paid ThisIsMe
#531 [13:25] <Calinou> ThisIsMe: fix your antivirus, click "force update" in launcher versions
#532 [13:25] <ThisIsMe> I have before on 2 accounts.
#533 [13:25] <ThisIsMe> But was hacked.
#534 [13:25] <tikker> !haspaid ThisIsMe
#535 [13:25] <tikker> !paid tikker
#536 [13:25] <lutzee> tikker: its not working
#537 [13:25] <tikker> why not
#538 [13:25] <ThisIsMe> I do not have a AntiVirus.
#539 [13:25] <lutzee> Also that isn't his name
#540 [13:26] <ThisIsMe> ! haspaid ThisIsMe
#541 [13:26] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: as i believe it your nick is Bmerlin625 that account is not premium, force update only works for premium accounts.
#542 [13:26] <ThisIsMe> :o?
#543 [13:26] <Selbram> ThisIsMe: if you just doubleclick on the exe what happens
#544 [13:27] <ThisIsMe> It comes up and I could login and all
#545 [13:27] <ThisIsMe> But when mojang Logo should be there
#546 [13:27] <ThisIsMe> It closes itself
#547 [13:28] <ThisIsMe> Do any of you have Skype or Team Viewer or somethin so I could show?
#548 [13:29] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: what is your account name?
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#550 [13:29] <ThisIsMe> lutzee, Force Update redownloads everything inside .minecraft Premium or not
#551 [13:29] <randomname> so is mc down?
#552 [13:29] <ThisIsMe> Bmerlin625 is my Skype and Minecraft Name
#553 [13:30] <randomname> Is minecraft down :l ?
#554 [13:30] <lutzee> !login
#555 [13:30] <Kealper> :<
#556 [13:30] <randomname> Me to aubot amg we have so much in common
#557 [13:30] <lutzee> ThisIsMe: that account is not premium, and the minecraft launcher will not download the game unless a premium account logs in.
#558 [13:31] <Kealper> randomname: ಠ_ಠ
#559 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> But...
#560 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> I also have Cracked minecraft
#561 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> And Tekkit
#562 [13:31] <lutzee> ?? mods
#563 [13:31] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#564 [13:31] <randomname> ahh dont hurt me kealper
#565 [13:31] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#566 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> It wont even let me play the Minecraft Demo
#567 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> Or Classic minecraft
#568 [13:31] <ThisIsMe> Mojang will not run
#569 [13:31] <Kealper> ThisIsMe: we don't provide technical support to people who don't buy the game we support
#570 [13:32] <lutzee> ^
#571 [13:32] <randomname> i guess i can actually do work at school
#572 [13:32] <randomname> ughuguhugh
#573 [13:32] <randomname> :I
#574 [13:32] <Kealper> randomname: i know the feeling
#575 [13:32] <Kealper> well, not the school part, but the actually having to be productive part
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#578 [13:38] <randomname> cant connect to minecraft.net
#579 [13:38] <randomname> -passes out-
#580 [13:38] <Crashdownx> Someone said that the Amazon Web Hosting might be having problems... Not confirmed but I don't know :c
#581 [13:38] <randomname> so my school blocks minecraft multiplayer servers
#582 [13:38] <randomname> but not youtube
#583 [13:38] <randomname> logic?
#584 [13:39] <NinjaKirby> YouTube's a Game
#585 [13:39] <Kealper> randomname: port blocking, most likely
#586 [13:39] <Kealper> randomname: allowing port 80 and 443, but not port 25565
#587 [13:39] <Crashdownx> You're school doesn't have youtube blocked? Lucky...
#588 [13:39] <randomname> kealper come beat em up
#589 [13:39] <Crashdownx> Kealper: Ohia
#590 [13:39] <Kealper> Crashdownx: hi.. rofl
#591 [13:40] <Crashdownx> Now we have THREE ways of communication!
#592 [13:40] <Kealper> i've been in here for literally years... lol
#593 [13:40] <randomname> and u've never left once
#594 [13:40] <randomname> :O
#595 [13:40] <Kealper> rolling.. that's how i do it
#596 [13:40] <Crashdownx> Really? Wow... When was the last time your computer was off?
#597 [13:41] <randomname> kealper eats rolls thats how
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#599 [13:41] <Kealper> "/whois Kealper" will tell how i am here all the time lol
#600 [13:42] <randomname> stupid question alert.
#601 [13:42] <randomname> if u can't connect to minecraft.net can u play on multiplayer?
#602 [13:42] <Crashdownx> nope
#603 [13:42] <Crashdownx> But you can play singleplayer
#604 [13:43] <Crashdownx> Just click play offline
#605 [13:43] <randomname> can any of u connect to mc.net?
#606 [13:43] <randomname> :o
#607 [13:43] <Crashdownx> Well I can't...
#608 [13:43] <Crashdownx> *sniffs*
#609 [13:44] <Kealper> help.mojang.com says says the session stuff is online, so in theory if you can log in, you'd still be able to get on multiplayer servers without issue
#610 [13:44] <Crashdownx> Same ol' can't connect to minecraft.net still
#611 [13:45] <randomname> kealper
#612 [13:45] <Kealper> randomname
#613 [13:45] <randomname> i can play offline that's all but i can't connect to mc.net :)
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#615 [13:46] <Crashdownx> Just a little bit of waiting and it'll be up
#616 [13:46] <Kealper> well yeah, like i said.. if you somehow manage to actually log in.. getting on to a multiplayer server shouldn't be a problem... it's just logging in that's going to be the hurdle :P
#617 [13:46] <Crashdownx> I'll check mah twitter, I'll see if the Mojang team have said anything
#618 [13:46] <su> Almost asked wtf was up with login, and then I read the MOTD
#619 [13:47] <randomname> kealper
#620 [13:47] <Kealper> someone read the on-join messages?
#621 [13:47] <randomname> if i open up my single player server to lan
#622 [13:47] <randomname> can u people connect via ip?
#623 [13:47] * Kealper looks outside to check for airborn swines
#623 [13:48] <Crashdownx> Kealper: Wut randomname: nope
#624 [13:48] <su> Kealper, I use irc often, so I have a higher chance of reading it than the 0% chance a newb does
#625 [13:48] <Kealper> Crashdownx: t'was a joke about pigs flying when someone actually reads the on-join messages
#626 [13:48] <Crashdownx> Ah
#627 [13:48] <Crashdownx> I wish my brain would work sometimes
#628 [13:49] <Crashdownx> Also when ever I do connect to the IRC I always read the MOTD
#629 [13:50] <Kealper> but 99% of the people who join here don't even notice all those things that get spammed to them
#630 [13:50] <Crashdownx> lol
#631 [13:50] <lutzee> Kealper: all services are down now
#632 [13:50] <Crashdownx> Minecraft.net is down Minecraft.net is down Minecraft.net is down 'Hey guys... Is minecraft.net down?'
#633 [13:50] * bearlindo [bearlindo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#634 [13:50] <VoxelHead> bearlindo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The Minecraft site appears to be down at the moment. That's all we know.
#635 [13:50] <lutzee> mollstam is on the case
#636 [13:50] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Minecraft site is down. Deal with it.
#637 [13:51] <randomname> so a lan server can't be connected through by ip? then why does the ip pop up when u open it to LAN? :p
#638 [13:51] <Kealper> lutzee: figures
#639 [13:52] <Crashdownx> Hey Kealper did you make any progress on your house yesterday?
#640 [13:52] <lutzee> Also twitch stream moderators are too paranoid about links in the chat
#641 [13:52] <Kealper> Crashdownx: yeah, a bit
#642 [13:52] <lutzee> I got timed out for 10 minutes for posting a link to he help site
#643 [13:53] <Kealper> lutzee: wouldn't surprise me if that was a bot that just auto-bans if any link is posted... those are just irc channels
#644 [13:54] <lutzee> It wasnt
#645 [13:54] <Kealper> impressive
#646 [13:54] <lutzee> They were mods, they were talking while i couldn't talk
#647 [13:54] <Crashdownx> Kealper: Me thinks he was talking about a livestream
#648 [13:54] <lutzee> Crashdownx: twitch uses IRC protocols for the chat system
#649 [13:54] <Kealper> Crashdownx: yes, those chats in stream sites use IRC
#650 [13:55] <DopeGhoti> Crashdownx / lutzee actually, the chat room _is_ an IRC channel
#651 [13:55] <Crashdownx> Ugh... Right
#652 [13:55] <su> Yes, as well as Texas Holden poker video game
#653 [13:55] <su> Holdem*
#654 [13:55] <Crashdownx> Hey, only one of you have to tell me...
#655 [13:55] <Crashdownx> :c
#656 [13:55] <su> Which got the game irc channel raided
#657 [13:55] <DopeGhoti> Crashdownx: but answers are so much better in dodecaphonic aroundsound
#658 [13:55] <su> Due to an exploit in which you could be ignored by the bot my pinging it 3 times
#659 [13:55] <Kealper> aroundsound... lol
#660 [13:55] <Crashdownx> Lol
#661 [13:56] <bearlindo> with nearly 8 million copies sold i think them need to look över minecraft.net
#662 [13:56] <Crashdownx> Tell me the answer: IN 3D!
#663 [13:56] <bearlindo> over
#664 [13:56] * C0deMaver1ck [C0deMaver1ck@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#665 [13:56] <VoxelHead> C0deMaver1ck, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The Minecraft site appears to be down at the moment. That's all we know.
#666 [13:56] <Crashdownx> Oh lawd I feel sorry for anyone who just bought minecraft
#667 [13:56] <C0deMaver1ck> wasn't coming in here for that, but ok lol
#668 [13:56] <Kealper> bearlindo: i don't think Mojang is entirely to blame for this, it's more than likely a problem with Amazon web hosting, which is who hosts their stuff
#669 [13:57] <C0deMaver1ck> people should really start migrating off aws
#670 [13:57] <Kealper> C0deMaver1ck: gets sent to anyone who joins automatically, it's a program
#671 [13:57] <C0deMaver1ck> I know, was just sayin
#672 [13:57] <Crashdownx> I hope they fix the skins first
#673 [13:57] <Crashdownx> Who cares about multiplayer just get those damn skins working!
#674 [13:57] <bearlindo> Crashdownx me to that is really anoying
#675 [13:58] <bearlindo> i care about multi to but i want to use my skin also
#676 [13:58] <Crashdownx> It's funny though, when ever I go on huge multiplayer servers there's a steve orgy, it makes there server look like it's full of nubs
#677 [13:59] <bearlindo> i have a beutiful nice skin that look like "bamse" a swedish cartoon bear that i read about in comics when i was little
#678 [13:59] <Crashdownx> I made mine, it's a orange rock with cloths.
#679 [13:59] <bearlindo> okay nice :)
#680 [13:59] <DopeGhoti> mine's a creeper with red eyes and horm-rimmed glasses.
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#682 [14:00] <VoxelHead> peter1, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The Minecraft site appears to be down at the moment. That's all we know.
#683 [14:00] <Crashdownx> I was messing around with a skin editor and I got the creature that I call 'a skin'
#684 [14:00] <peter1> ok
#685 [14:00] <Crashdownx> I wish they would add 'also this is a bot' to that message
#686 [14:00] <bearlindo> yeah
#687 [14:01] <bearlindo> that is a good idea
#688 [14:01] <Kealper> but it's more entertaining when people try to talk to it
#689 [14:01] <Crashdownx> Lol
#690 [14:01] <Crashdownx> Oooo, 40 mins of new videos to watch
#691 [14:01] <Crashdownx> Seeeeeeeeeeeeee ya!
#692 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advices, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been grought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#693 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> mm, typo
#694 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#695 [14:02] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#696 [14:02] <Kealper> the number Q
#697 [14:02] * Necrodoom [Necrodoom@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
#698 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be adviced, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been grought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#699 [14:02] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#700 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> ..adviced. sigh
#701 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#702 [14:02] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#703 [14:02] <bearlindo> man i want it to work
#704 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been grought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#705 [14:02] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#706 [14:03] <lutzee> grought? :P
#707 [14:03] * Crashdownx shifts self over to the crisps
#707 [14:03] <Crashdownx> Kealper tell them why I say crisps while I get them
#708 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> I never could get the hang of Mondays.
#709 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> .suteup
#710 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#711 [14:03] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#712 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#713 [14:03] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#714 [14:04] * DopeGhoti should adjust that script to allow just updating the damn message.
#714 [14:04] <su> DopeGhoti, LIES it's the number 3 not number 2
#715 [14:04] <Kealper> Crashdownx: the demographic in this channel is fairly spread-out over the globe, i'm sure they'll understand "crisps" lol
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#717 [14:04] <VoxelHead> oldtopman, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#718 [14:04] <DopeGhoti> su: in reference to https://twitter.com/jonkagstrom/status/260440363909664768 .
#719 [14:04] <su> ohai oldtopman
#720 [14:04] <Crashdownx> Who here is from America?
#721 [14:04] * DopeGhoti is from North America.
#721 [14:04] <Crashdownx> Just a quick check
#722 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> does that count?
#723 [14:05] <oldtopman> Morning su!
#724 [14:05] * oldtopman is from NA
#724 [14:05] <Crashdownx> 2 people...
#725 [14:05] <su> DopeGhoti, :|
#726 [14:05] <Crashdownx> Damnit
#727 [14:05] <oldtopman> Well, Also the USA.
#728 [14:05] <su> USA :D
#729 [14:05] * uni|offline is now known as {unimatrix}
#730 [14:05] <Crashdownx> 3
#731 [14:05] <oldtopman> What's up?
#732 [14:05] * libraryaddict [libraryaddict@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#733 [14:05] <VoxelHead> libraryaddict, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#734 [14:05] <lutzee> UK, but my host name will tell you germany :p
#735 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> oldtopman: not Amazon.
#736 [14:05] <Crashdownx> 3 of the 10 people that talk... Strange
#737 [14:05] <oldtopman> owch
#738 [14:05] <libraryaddict> E & C and No. 2?
#739 [14:06] <Crashdownx> I was expecting everyone to scream ''MURICA' but oh well
#740 [14:06] <Kealper> that's fun to read from mollstam.. "Did Amazon just get destroyed?"
#741 [14:06] <oldtopman> DopeGhoti: All of them, or just the ones responsible for minecraft?
#742 [14:06] <libraryaddict> Shoulda said 'Did the Amazon'
#743 [14:06] <DopeGhoti> oldtopman: it's an EC2 outage; probably affecting many CDNs that use EC2
#744 [14:06] <oldtopman> Hmm.
#745 [14:06] * {unimatrix} sighs
#745 [14:06] <{unimatrix}> milion worth company wont use its own servers
#746 [14:06] <Kealper> yep, Amazon in general is borked right now
#747 [14:07] <{unimatrix}> we should have a fundrazer so notch can fund his own DC
#748 [14:07] <{unimatrix}> :p
#749 [14:07] <DopeGhoti> Didn't they promise no resonance cascades after the first time this happened?
#750 [14:07] <Kealper> ^
#751 [14:07] * BranicYeti is now known as Yeti|InHiding
#752 [14:07] <bearlindo> i think them have the money when its selling so good
#753 [14:07] <DopeGhoti> brb, running to sign up for an EC2 instance so I can complain about it not working.
#754 [14:07] <lutzee> DopeGhoti: instagram uses EC2
#755 [14:08] <Kealper> many things use EC2
#756 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> lutzee: it's probably not a complete oudage.
#757 [14:08] <lutzee> https://twitter.com/jonkagstrom/status/260442119028764673
#758 [14:08] <libraryaddict> 'Im sorry. You must use our products at least for a week before complaining about our features. One of them is 'Fake downtime''
#759 [14:08] <Kealper> http://reddit.com also uses EC2... can you tell? lol
#760 [14:09] <Boreeas> EC2 died?
#761 [14:09] <lutzee> its being sluggish, oh my
#762 [14:09] <Kealper> Boreeas: the whole of it, it seems
#763 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: not really; Reddit goes down more often than a mid-1990s White House intern.
#764 [14:09] <Boreeas> That's hilarious
#765 [14:09] <Crashdownx> But I wanna go to /r/gaming and /r/wtf :'C
#766 [14:09] <Crashdownx> Oh and /r/minecraft
#767 [14:09] <{unimatrix}> one would recon with the money mojang made on minecraft already they could afford decent server hosting and more important redundant hosting :p
#768 [14:09] <libraryaddict> And spacedicks
#769 [14:09] <Crashdownx> Scrolls server down?
#770 [14:09] <bearlindo> i really want it to go online soon i wanna play with my friends
#771 [14:09] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: well yes, but when both reddit and Minecraft are down at the same time, we can safely blame EC2
#772 [14:09] <Crashdownx> NOT SPACEDICKS D:
#773 [14:10] <Kealper> Crashdownx: this is a family-oriented channel :|
#774 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: It would probably cose billions of dollars to build from the ground up something like EC2.
#775 [14:10] <Calinou> no /r/linux, can't yell at mint users
#776 [14:10] <Calinou> :(
#777 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> cost, even
#778 [14:10] <Calinou> <su> USA :D
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#780 [14:10] <Boreeas> Calinou: What are you using?
#781 [14:10] <VoxelHead> kawa-matrix, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#782 [14:10] <Calinou> "Did you mean: USA D:" --google
#783 [14:10] <Calinou> Boreeas: debian
#784 [14:10] <Kealper> Calinou: hey, i have Mint on my laptop and i like it! D:
#785 [14:10] <Boreeas> Ah
#786 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> Mint goes well with chocolate.
#787 [14:10] <{unimatrix}> DopeGhoti , they could rent servers from amazon & google , one mirroring the other
#788 [14:10] <Calinou> less bloated, non-profit :P
#789 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: I was unaware that Google was selling CDN services.
#790 [14:11] <{unimatrix}> google sells all the things :p
#791 [14:11] <Kealper> Calinou: well i guess i should probably correct that statement... i like Cinnamon, their DE... lol
#792 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> And Google Drive doesn't count.
#793 [14:11] <Boreeas> And a ridiculous Free-Software stance
#794 [14:11] <Calinou> cinnamon = buggy, hard to write without typos :P
#795 [14:11] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: yeah, just started this year, i think
#796 [14:11] <Boreeas> Also, go arch
#797 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> Huh. TIL.
#798 [14:11] <bearlindo> im booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored
#799 [14:11] <Calinou> Boreeas: add contrib and non-free repos, problem solved, use the image with firmware, 2nd problem solved
#800 [14:11] * Boreeas not actually using arch
#800 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> Gentoo uber alles.
#801 [14:12] <Calinou> nothing forces you to only use FOSS - but it lets you do so if you want
#802 [14:12] <Kealper> Linux asgard 3.5.4-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Sat Sep 15 08:12:04 CEST 2012 x86_64 GNU/Linux
#803 [14:12] <Calinou> and FOSS is good. don't blame it
#804 [14:12] <Kealper> uname -a ^
#805 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> Calinou: 'apt-get install vrms' (:
#806 [14:12] <Calinou> DopeGhoti: in my virtualbox install (on this computer), no non-free packages installed :D
#807 [14:12] <Calinou> but I enabled non-free repos
#808 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> Calinou: you're familiar with vrms? (:
#809 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> best-named package ever
#810 [14:12] <Calinou> virtual RMS :P
#811 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> o/
#812 [14:13] <Calinou> it needs ascii art of RMS when you use non-free software, with a sad face
#813 [14:13] <DopeGhoti> haha
#814 [14:13] <Kealper> lol
#815 [14:13] <DopeGhoti> it could use a fork of cowsay
#816 [14:13] <Calinou> fortune | cowsay
#817 [14:13] <ThisIsMe> Who
#818 [14:13] <ThisIsMe> Here
#819 [14:14] <ThisIsMe> Wants
#820 [14:14] <ThisIsMe> To
#821 [14:14] <Calinou> fuff?
#822 [14:14] <su> LEL
#823 [14:14] <Kealper> kick you?
#824 [14:14] <Calinou> no thanks.
#825 [14:14] <Calinou> Kealper: "kick me" instead :P
#826 [14:14] * DopeGhoti kicked ThisIsMe from #minecrafthelp (Reason: hisIsMe :flooding)
#827 [14:14] <Kealper> dope does, apparently
#828 [14:14] <su> 420?
#829 [14:14] <DopeGhoti> 602, actually.
#830 [14:15] <DopeGhoti> but that's not really relevant.
#831 [14:15] <su> heh
#832 [14:17] <bearlindo> im going to buy this one tomorow need a new cooler for my laptop http://www.clasohlson.com/se/Laptopst%C3%A4ll-med-fl%C3%A4ktkylning-Targus-AWE54US/Pr384420000
#833 [14:17] <su> >Not buying from newegg
#834 [14:18] <Kealper> there are other places to buy stuff than newegg?
#835 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: www.pricewatch.com
#836 [14:18] <Crashdownx> Lol Mollstam 'AWS is currently down. Minecraft and Scrolls affected. Go on Reddit while you wait. #ohsnap'
#837 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> (oh how I wish that site were still set up like it was in 2003. it's way more cluttered and adridden now ): )
#838 [14:19] <Kealper> ads? what are ads? >:D
#839 [14:19] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: the things that ABP prevents you from seeing?
#840 [14:19] <Crashdownx> Yay adblock
#841 [14:19] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: :P
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#843 [14:20] <bearlindo> i have use adblock in over 8 years and everyone i helped to get it has always thank me
#844 [14:20] <lutzee> Kealper: ofcourse there are, newegg don't ship abroard, my PC was bought from my local PC store :D
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#846 [14:21] <VoxelHead> osuka_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#847 [14:21] * lutzee uses kaspersky's adblock feature isntead of adblock
#847 [14:21] <osuka_> E...C...2?
#848 [14:21] <osuka_> EC2?
#849 [14:21] <su> Yes
#850 [14:21] <Kealper> osuka_: nailed it
#851 [14:22] <osuka_> yea.
#852 [14:22] <Kealper> osuka_: Elastic Compute 2, the Amazon service Minecraft and many other high-profile sites use... EC2 is having problems right now
#853 [14:22] <su> It's an exploit
#854 [14:22] <osuka_> was it shut down or taken down?>
#855 [14:22] <su> All our data has been stolen
#856 [14:22] <su> Oh well
#857 [14:22] <osuka_> oyay
#858 [14:22] <osuka_> run to the hills
#859 [14:23] <Kealper> osuka_: just seems to be the average run-of-the-mill failure on Amazon's part in one of their datacenters
#860 [14:23] <Crashdownx> I need sleep... In the past 36 hours I've gotten like 5 hours of sleep...
#861 [14:23] <osuka_> Kealper: well then it wasn't shut or taken down, it...
#862 [14:24] <osuka_> took itself down, I guess.
#863 [14:24] <Kealper> osuka_: it pulled an EC2, if you will
#864 [14:24] <osuka_> if that's even possible, in any way
#865 [14:24] <Kealper> http://status.aws.amazon.com
#866 [14:25] * andrewkm|away is now known as andrewkm
#867 [14:26] <osuka_> lol almost everything on south america is on São Paulo
#868 [14:26] <lutzee> What is an "availablility zone" though :D
#869 [14:26] <|Anthony|> gat damnit. First time in 3 months i go to fire up mc and logins are down
#870 [14:26] <osuka_> ohai lutzee
#871 [14:26] <osuka_> |Anthony|: lol
#872 [14:26] <Kealper> lutzee: my guess is buzzword for "datacenter"
#873 [14:26] <|Anthony|> just fired up my server for testing and nope, no login for me
#874 [14:26] <Crashdownx> 4 days until Windows 8... Anyone getting it?
#875 [14:27] <lutzee> oh |Anthony| you are setting up a server hosting service right? or is it private?
#876 [14:27] <su> Crashdownx, I'm pirating and loading it, so yes
#877 [14:27] <|Anthony|> self hosted lutzee
#878 [14:27] <lutzee> Crashdownx: when the surface with the i5 is out yes
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#880 [14:27] <Crashdownx> lol
#881 [14:27] <Kealper> Crashdownx: probably not.... lol
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#883 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Sun7zu, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#884 [14:27] <|Anthony|> lol ec2
#885 [14:27] <Crashdownx> What do you guys mean by Amazon 'outrage'?
#886 [14:27] <osuka_> Crashdownx: I hope nobody gets it and Microsoft gets bankrupt to hell so they give up on this metro sh--
#887 [14:28] <lutzee> |Anthony|: i've suddenly found need for a tempory mc server host :|
#888 [14:28] <|Anthony|> oh yeah?
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#890 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Minfa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#891 [14:28] <osuka_> Crashdownx: lol outrage? outrage /= outage
#892 [14:28] <|Anthony|> lutzee, are you propositioning me to host a server for you?
#893 [14:28] <lutzee> Aye, my friend who used to host our server got locked out of his router and lost the ablity to port forward
#894 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> outage may != outrage, but often, outage -> outrage.
#895 [14:29] <Kealper> ^
#896 [14:29] <Minfa> ...
#897 [14:29] <Kealper> all outages are outrages, but not all outrages are outages
#898 [14:29] <Minfa> Hi!
#899 [14:29] <Kealper> hi!
#900 [14:29] <Minfa> Minecraft down? :(
#901 [14:29] <lutzee> yes.
#902 [14:29] <Kealper> yep
#903 [14:30] <Minfa> Now I have to go play outside :(
#904 [14:30] <osuka_> thanks amazon
#905 [14:30] <lutzee> |Anthony|: i'm just weighing up my options atm
#906 [14:30] <osuka_> Minfa: lol how is that bad
#907 [14:30] <Minfa> ....
#908 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> congrats, Minfa, you win the "ignore bot the topic and the first thing you see upon joining" award.
#909 [14:30] <Minfa> The sunlight!
#910 [14:30] <Crashdownx> Meh, Terraria might have to make-do for now
#911 [14:30] <Minfa> Yaay!
#912 [14:30] <osuka_> lutzee: buy a monster server and host it at your house 24/7
#913 [14:30] <lutzee> Will only need it for like a month, till my friend moves out
#914 [14:30] <osuka_> Minfa: burns, I guess.
#915 [14:30] <osuka_> at least for me.
#916 [14:30] <lutzee> osuka_: i can't, i'm at uni
#917 [14:30] <osuka_> uhh
#918 [14:30] <lutzee> I have a monster server, that i can't use
#919 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> or Lego, or Infiniminer, or Prison Architect, or XCom, or FTL, for Dishonored..
#920 [14:30] <su> LEGOS are awesome
#921 [14:30] <osuka_> then buy a house/apartment, buy a server and then host it.
#922 [14:31] <lutzee> :|
#923 [14:31] <Crashdownx> Oh yeah I own a ps3... Something else to do, good, good.
#924 [14:31] <DopeGhoti> su: The plural form of 'Lego' is 'Lego'. (:
#925 [14:31] <osuka_> forget the server part, just buy a house/.
#926 [14:31] <su> DopeGhoti, lies
#927 [14:31] <lutzee> osuka_: i'm renting from the university, i've paid the rent for the next 3 months
#928 [14:31] <|Anthony|> lutzee: well tbh, i probably could, but it wouldn't be on great hardware and it wouldn't be for free. I have plenty of bandwidth (150/65Mbps) which i pay $100/mth for
#929 [14:31] <osuka_> which is, by the way, really more expensive than a server.
#930 [14:31] <osuka_> Depending on the house, and the server.
#931 [14:32] <lutzee> |Anthony|: My own server that i can't use is a HP DL380 gen 3, my friend was running the server from his house on his desktop for a while
#932 [14:32] <lutzee> We plan to buy a dedicated low power machine for it when he moves
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#934 [14:33] <Kealper> there's always minetest-c55 lol
#935 [14:33] <|Anthony|> lutzee, i'm talking like a celeron 2.6 lga775 with 4GB ram
#936 [14:33] <|Anthony|> single core sir
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#939 [14:34] <VoxelHead> Minfa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#940 [14:34] <Minfa> Is reddit down for you guys?
#941 [14:34] <su> YES
#942 [14:34] <Kealper> Minfa: same problem as Minecraft right now
#943 [14:35] <Minfa> That's weird.
#944 [14:35] <lutzee> er, i'll probably pass then, sorry for wasting your time ><
#945 [14:35] <Kealper> Minfa: the same place that hosts Minecraft also hosts reddit
#946 [14:35] <Calinou> Kealper: :D
#947 [14:35] <su> Yes
#948 [14:35] <su> All of our data has been stolen
#949 [14:35] <su> From reddit, minecraft
#950 [14:35] <su> Etc
#951 [14:35] <Kealper> Calinou: and yes, i noticed you're rather high-up in that lol
#952 [14:35] <lutzee> "11:26 AM PDT We are currently experiencing degraded performance for EBS volumes in a single Availability Zone in the US-EAST-1 Region. New launches for EBS backed instances are failing and instances using affected EBS volumes will experience degraded performance."
#953 [14:36] <su> :|
#954 [14:36] <lutzee> Basically, Plan B has failed, onto plan C
#955 [14:36] <Calinou> that's what happens when you have servers in the US
#956 [14:36] * Gone_Ralex is now known as Lord_Ralex
#957 [14:36] <Calinou> mark shuttleworth should've never installed mp3 coders
#958 [14:36] <su> lutzee, plan C: sudo rm -rf /
#959 [14:36] <|Anthony|> isn't ec2 supposed to offer superior failover performance
#960 [14:37] <lutzee> |Anthony|: er, yes...
#961 [14:37] <Kealper> |Anthony|: it does, if you have your stuff in more than one datacenter
#962 [14:37] <Calinou> su: plan D: alias process_list 'top'; alias dir 'ls'
#963 [14:37] <|Anthony|> lol
#964 [14:37] <lutzee> What i don't get, is why they haven't just powercycled everything, that normally works, right?
#965 [14:38] <Kealper> |Anthony|: Minecraft only has instances in AWS-s US-EAST-1 datacenter, and that's the one having the issues right now
#966 [14:38] <Kealper> AWS's*
#967 [14:38] <bearlindo> anyone ho nows if the damn thing are upp again
#968 [14:38] <|Anthony|> ec2 is like RAIDs wet dream
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#970 [14:38] <Kealper> bearlindo: http://help.mojang.com/
#971 [14:39] <Kealper> or that site could be offline too, now... that's cool too i guess
#972 [14:40] <osuka_> omg, PBE's login queues /don't walk/
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#975 [14:43] <bearlindo> one of the mpc is offering me a leather tunic with the low price of 4 emeralds WTF
#976 [14:43] <su> lel
#977 [14:43] <osuka_> ripoff.
#978 [14:43] <su> 1.4?
#979 [14:43] <su> 1.4?
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#982 [14:44] <VoxelHead> jMolle, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
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#985 [14:44] <Black_ixx> hi
#986 [14:44] <Black_ixx> Are the minecraft login/session servers down again?
#987 [14:45] <jMolle> jep
#988 [14:45] <Kealper> Black_ixx: that entirely depends... what did VoxelHead tell you?
#989 [14:45] <jMolle> as the welcometext suggests
#990 [14:45] <su> Minecraft site and login is down due to EC2 issues (same thing with reddit). No we don't know when it'll be up, stop asking. Join #minecrafthelp for latest updates on the site and login.
#991 [14:45] <Black_ixx> VoxelHead? ^^
#992 [14:45] <lutzee> Black_ixx: read everything in chat since you joined
#993 [14:46] <Black_ixx> ahh
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#996 [14:46] <Black_ixx> ohh
#997 [14:46] <superaxander> hello
#998 [14:46] <Black_ixx> k
#999 [14:47] <superaxander> does anyone know how to register my username on #minecraft because else i cant talk
#1000 [14:47] <su> /ns help
#1001 [14:47] <lutzee> ?? irc
#1002 [14:47] <VoxelHead> irc: For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#1003 [14:47] <VoxelHead> irc: If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
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#1005 [14:51] <Crashdownx> From Mollstam - Amazon are telling me they have several teams on the task of bringing things back up.
#1006 [14:51] <DopeGhoti> From Amazon:
#1007 [14:51] <DopeGhoti> New performance issue for Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (N. Virginia) - Degraded EBS performance in a single Availability Zone. We are currently experiencing degraded performance for EBS volumes in a single Availability Zone in the US-EAST-1 Region. New launches for EBS backed instances are failing and instances using affected EBS volumes will experience degraded performance. This status was updated by the AWS team at Mon Oct 22 14:26:44 -040
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#1018 [14:55] * Rogue[Away] is now known as _Rogue_
#1019 [14:55] <skudster13> rofl
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#1022 [14:56] <skudster13> wth does amazon have to do with minecraft.net?
#1023 [14:56] <BitViper> hosting
#1024 [14:56] <skudster13> oh
#1025 [14:56] <BitViper> i guess now would be a good time for me to take a break and go to the store for munchies
#1026 [14:57] <skudster13> lol
#1027 [14:58] * su is now known as Ghast
#1028 [14:58] <skudster13> hey, I'm an irc noob. How do I setup an auto-login script?
#1029 [14:58] <Kealper> skudster13: that is entirely dependant on your irc client
#1030 [14:58] <Ghast> Get an irc client
#1031 [14:58] <skudster13> <--icechat
#1032 [14:58] <Kealper> Ghast: he's using IceChat
#1033 [14:58] <lutzee> icechat should have an autoconnect to network feature
#1034 [14:58] <Ghast> IDK ask #icechat on freenode
#1035 [14:59] <skudster13> I think I just stumbled onto it
#1036 [14:59] <skudster13> I think I just stumbled onto it
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#1038 [14:59] <NinjaKirby> Virtual Digital Stumble
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#1040 [14:59] <{unimatrix}> i am old skool
#1041 [15:00] <{unimatrix}> using mirc :p
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#1043 [15:00] <VoxelHead> skudster13, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1044 [15:00] <Ghast> I could use irssi
#1045 [15:00] <Kealper> i'm cooler, sshing to my vps that runs irssi
#1046 [15:00] <{unimatrix}> oh i could do that
#1047 [15:00] <{unimatrix}> but i cba :p
#1048 [15:00] <skudster13> wow... now I feel stupid for not stumbling onto it earlier lol
#1049 [15:00] <lutzee> I find auto connect annoying,
#1050 [15:00] <{unimatrix}> at home i tend not to ssh anywhere i dont need to :p
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#1052 [15:01] <lutzee> But then again, i am always attatched to my bnc because uni net is poor
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#1054 [15:01] <{unimatrix}> bnc's are fun
#1055 [15:01] * DopeGhoti uses SSH to get home where he has screen running irssi, connected to ZNC on his VPS.
#1055 [15:01] * DopeGhoti feels like he's playing Uplink or something
#1055 [15:01] <{unimatrix}> people dont pm me anymore cause they know im on my bnc and i dont change nicks
#1056 [15:01] <{unimatrix}> so they never know if im about or not :p
#1057 [15:01] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: that's what IRC's away mode is for :p
#1058 [15:02] <{unimatrix}> so they dont bother :p
#1059 [15:02] <{unimatrix}> nah
#1060 [15:02] <{unimatrix}> some know my super secret trigger
#1061 [15:02] <lutzee> If i ever disconnect from my bnc i have to make it quit the network to avoid being packetflooded, which in turn makes the uni system cut the connection..
#1062 [15:02] <DopeGhoti> "/away reason" will send 'reason' back to anyone who queries you until you '/away' with no reason
#1063 [15:02] <DopeGhoti> or, in some clients, '/back'
#1064 [15:02] <{unimatrix}> DopeGhoti why inform the peoples :p
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#1068 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Barnyard_Owl, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1069 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: because security through obscurity is neither?
#1070 [15:03] <{unimatrix}> meh
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#1072 [15:03] <{unimatrix}> got me there :p
#1073 [15:03] * JTR is now known as JTR|Away
#1074 [15:03] <{unimatrix}> well played sir :p
#1075 [15:03] <lutzee> https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/260454954785992706
#1076 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> I am however investigating data centre migration as well as redundancy setups.
#1077 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> seriously?
#1078 [15:04] <bearlindo> i hope amazon is working hard to fix this
#1079 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> you work at a game company which offers online content
#1080 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> redundancy is your priority at all times
#1081 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> ffs
#1082 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> noobs
#1083 [15:04] <Ghast> Backups
#1084 [15:04] <Ghast> :D
#1085 [15:04] <DopeGhoti> this happened last year. AFter which, Amazon said "This won't happen again! We pinkie-promise!"
#1086 [15:04] <Ghast> I have 3 1TB drives
#1087 [15:04] <{unimatrix}> i got a backup to my backup server
#1088 [15:04] <Ghast> All of which are exact copies
#1089 [15:04] * bearlindo hope that Ghast doesnt shot him :P
#1089 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> Ghast: and they're at the same location?
#1090 [15:05] * andrewkm is now known as andrewkm|away
#1091 [15:05] <{unimatrix}> seriously mojang , get some fucking IT personal
#1092 [15:05] * AuBot kicked {unimatrix} from #minecrafthelp (Reason: unimatrix} :Please keep it civil.)
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#1094 [15:05] <VoxelHead> {unimatrix}, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1095 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> not very redundant if your house burns down
#1096 [15:05] <{unimatrix}> sorry about that swear :p
#1097 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: "personnel". Also, no auto-rejoin please.
#1098 [15:05] <Ghast> DopeGhoti, 1 is. The other is located at a data center
#1099 [15:05] <Barnyard_Owl> Message brought to me by E and C and 2... I don't get it X.X
#1100 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> Ghast: well done.
#1101 [15:06] <Ghast> HOWEVER
#1102 [15:06] <DopeGhoti> Barnyard_Owl: Amazon hosts Minecraft's services via Amazon EC2 services.
#1103 [15:06] <lutzee> All my families inportant data is kept in a network NAS stored in a fireproof safe, along with other important douments
#1104 [15:06] <Barnyard_Owl> Oh
#1105 [15:06] <Ghast> If my state gets nuked
#1106 [15:06] <Ghast> I'm SoL
#1107 [15:06] <{unimatrix}> if your state gets nuked id doubt youd care about your server
#1108 [15:06] <{unimatrix}> tbh
#1109 [15:06] <{unimatrix}> since you would be deceased
#1110 [15:06] <lutzee> And if not deceased, you would have a lot more to worry about
#1111 [15:07] <Ghast> pffft
#1112 [15:07] <{unimatrix}> yeah like zombies
#1113 [15:07] <skudster13> lol
#1114 [15:07] <Ghast> I have like 100 gallons of water and food in my basement
#1115 [15:07] <{unimatrix}> does that protect you from radiation aswell Ghast ?
#1116 [15:07] <Ghast> and my neighbor hood has a plan
#1117 [15:07] <skudster13> you have to make it there BEFORE the blast though
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#1119 [15:07] <{unimatrix}> thats what she said
#1120 [15:07] <{unimatrix}> :p
#1121 [15:07] <Ghast> HEHEHEH
#1122 [15:08] <Ghast> It's probably not helping that I"m pinging the minecraft domain at 1 ping every 10ms to check it's online status
#1123 [15:08] <{unimatrix}> oh ive been mass pinging it from 3 boxes
#1124 [15:08] <{unimatrix}> i wanna get my groove on :p
#1125 [15:08] <skudster13> I just check isminecraftdown.net it auto-checks every 5 mins
#1126 [15:09] <{unimatrix}> the second its up there is gona be a mass flood :p
#1127 [15:09] <skudster13> lol
#1128 [15:09] <{unimatrix}> unless it happens at an ungodly houre
#1129 [15:09] <Ghast> Yep
#1130 [15:09] <Ghast> However
#1131 [15:09] <Ghast> This pinging thing
#1132 [15:09] <Ghast> Automaticcaly starts me logging in
#1133 [15:09] <Ghast> to be ahead of the flood
#1134 [15:09] <Ghast> I <3 autoit
#1135 [15:09] <{unimatrix}> you bastard
#1136 [15:10] <Ghast> Dat easy automation
#1137 [15:10] * {unimatrix} throws a brick at Ghast
#1137 [15:10] <Kealper> AutoIT
#1138 [15:10] <DopeGhoti> bash > AutoIT^Ht
#1139 [15:10] <Ghast> O_o
#1140 [15:10] <{unimatrix}> lol
#1141 [15:10] <Kealper> AuBot is made in AutoIt lol
#1142 [15:10] <Ghast> Hi AuBot
#1143 [15:10] <lutzee> hmm, if my last auth id is from before the servers went down, will the auth ID still exist when they resume?
#1144 [15:10] <{unimatrix}> nerds and their fancy toys :p
#1145 [15:10] <skudster13> of course they probably aren't being hounded as much as when they brought down netflix in June.
#1146 [15:10] <lutzee> I still have minecraft open :p
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#1149 [15:11] <Ghast> Can I have AuBot's source please?
#1150 [15:11] <{unimatrix}> e=mc2
#1151 [15:11] <Kealper> it isn't open-source
#1152 [15:11] <Kealper> and it's very complex
#1153 [15:11] <{unimatrix}> prolly isnt
#1154 [15:11] <{unimatrix}> wanna bet its a modified eggdrop?
#1155 [15:11] <Ghast> It's only complex if you left your coding a freaking mess
#1156 [15:11] <Kealper> {unimatrix}: well, since i'm the one who wrote it, i'm going to have to disagree with you lol
#1157 [15:12] <{unimatrix}> true that would be a very valid argument
#1158 [15:12] <{unimatrix}> good job i must say then :p
#1159 [15:12] * Ghast is currently working on getting AutoIt to have at least better automation of the Linux Desktop underwine by using STDIO pipes
#1159 [15:13] <Ghast> and having an interpreter on the linux side
#1160 [15:13] <{unimatrix}> whenever i see the words linux and wine in the same sentance
#1161 [15:13] <{unimatrix}> i wanna kill a lemming
#1162 [15:13] <Kealper> and its functionality is all gained through modules, with the intent that should anything screw up, it only takes out that module and not the entire bot
#1163 [15:13] <{unimatrix}> Kealper , you should work at mojang
#1164 [15:13] <{unimatrix}> maybe then they have a plan B :p
#1165 [15:13] <Ghast> What if we coded minecraft in Autoit O_O
#1166 [15:14] <{unimatrix}> you could also code it in c++
#1167 [15:14] <{unimatrix}> while your at it
#1168 [15:14] <{unimatrix}> or c sharp
#1169 [15:14] <Kealper> so basically even if something catostrophically fails in it, the bot remains online, although in a neutered state while it tries to recover itself
#1170 [15:14] <skudster13> they should have a secondary login db
#1171 [15:14] <Ghast> Code minecraft in HTML5 XD
#1172 [15:14] <{unimatrix}> noo !
#1173 [15:14] <Kealper> and if Minecraft was made in AutoIt? it'd get like 5fps on a supercomputer
#1174 [15:14] <{unimatrix}> in binary code :p
#1175 [15:14] <DopeGhoti> I'm still waiting for the "Minecraft server built in redstone" vids.
#1176 [15:15] <{unimatrix}> or turbo pascal :p
#1177 [15:15] <DopeGhoti> Applesoft BASIC.
#1178 [15:15] <{unimatrix}> ASCII
#1179 [15:15] <Ghast> Kealper, you haven't seen the game engine someone coded in AutoIt?
#1180 [15:15] <DopeGhoti> {unimatrix}: that's a standardized code for information interchange, not a programming language.
#1181 [15:15] <Ghast> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCBG6C-XmsU
#1182 [15:15] <{unimatrix}> i know
#1183 [15:15] <skudster13> COBOL, FORTRAN
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#1185 [15:15] <VoxelHead> Guest___, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1186 [15:15] <{unimatrix}> BOLEAN !
#1187 [15:15] <Ghast> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCBG6C-XmsU <- Kealper
#1188 [15:15] <DopeGhoti> LISP.
#1189 [15:15] <Kealper> Ghast: that's cheating though
#1190 [15:16] <{unimatrix}> you know the second someone recodes minecraft server to run under c+ id pay for that sh1t
#1191 [15:16] <Kealper> Ghast: that's passing all of the hard work off to Irrlicht, which is a C++ 3d framework
#1192 [15:16] <Ghast> So?
#1193 [15:16] <DopeGhoti> There have been C++ Minecraft servers since Alpha.
#1194 [15:16] <skudster13> I may have to give Wurm online another shot today.. it's been a while
#1195 [15:16] <Selbram> {unimatrix}: hasn't that been done several times
#1196 [15:16] <{unimatrix}> bukkit compatible?
#1197 [15:16] <{unimatrix}> dont think they did that yet
#1198 [15:16] <Kealper> Ghast: it's impressive yes, but it still isn't pure AutoIt :P
#1199 [15:17] <{unimatrix}> but then again if they did it i could write my own plugins
#1200 [15:17] <Selbram> {unimatrix}: you didn't day bukkit compatible lol
#1201 [15:17] <{unimatrix}> google away !
#1202 [15:17] <Selbram> you didn';t day??? what the hell
#1203 [15:17] <Ghast> Kealper, ah, yes you have a valid point. A game in batch would get more FPS than AutoIt
#1204 [15:17] <{unimatrix}> Selbram , shall i google you some typing lessons?
#1205 [15:17] <Crashdownx> Kealper is it up yet?
#1206 [15:17] <Selbram> dude, some days they keyboard wins
#1207 [15:18] <Selbram> the
#1208 [15:18] <{unimatrix}> true dat
#1209 [15:18] <Selbram> damnit
#1210 [15:18] <lutzee> Bukkit compatibility is pretty impossible when it comes to a c++ version... because the plugins will still be java..
#1211 [15:18] <DopeGhoti> sudo killall typod
#1212 [15:18] <{unimatrix}> go home keyboard , you are drunk !
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#1215 [15:18] <Kealper> Ghast: AutoIt is actually pretty fast for what it is... but when it gets down to it, it is still a high-level interpreted language, so it will never have the performance that lower-level languages have
#1216 [15:18] <{unimatrix}> lutzee ; one could write c++ plugins
#1217 [15:18] <{unimatrix}> and they be more effective :p
#1218 [15:19] <{unimatrix}> and less drain on precious resources
#1219 [15:19] <DopeGhoti> that depends on the C++
#1220 [15:19] <Ghast> Kealper, yep however it's getting better, I won't ever get the same performance but the end-user won't really notice this
#1221 [15:19] <{unimatrix}> lets agree that it would be better then java :p
#1222 [15:19] <DopeGhoti> while(1){}
#1223 [15:19] <Ghast> Unless it's OVERLY complex
#1224 [15:19] <lutzee> {unimatrix}: that defeats the point of aiming for bukkit compatibility :P because in the end, it won't actually be bukkit :p
#1225 [15:19] <{unimatrix}> and leave it at that :p
#1226 [15:19] <{unimatrix}> true
#1227 [15:19] <{unimatrix}> my mistake
#1228 [15:19] <Kealper> Ghast: i've played around with 2d engines in AutoIt before using GDI+ though.... it was unimpressive when the entire engine was implemented in AutoIt :<
#1229 [15:20] <Ghast> eh
#1230 [15:20] <Kealper> although admittedly, much of the slowness was actually the engine waiting for GDI+ calls to complete... lol
#1231 [15:21] <Kealper> blitting is crappily slow in GDI+ :/
#1232 [15:21] <Ghast> The thing the AutoIt devs need to work on is the end product, I mean you can take out a good 400kb of a compiled AutoIt script with resource editing
#1233 [15:21] <Ghast> I even made a script to remove the 400kb ish for me
#1234 [15:22] <Kealper> Ghast: i very highly doubt it... if you're talking about using UPX, that doesn't remove anything, it just compresses the PE
#1235 [15:22] <Ghast> Kealper, oh really
#1236 [15:22] <Ghast> Kealper, make a script with a single line containing a message box and compile it without UPX
#1237 [15:23] <Kealper> Ghast: i'll go out on a limb and say you don't understand how AutoIt "compiles", do you?
#1238 [15:24] <Ghast> Wait...
#1239 [15:24] <Ghast> I'm thinking wrong :|
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#1242 [15:25] <Ghast> It only removes 11Kb from the resources by removing the debug tables which shouldn't be needed in a finalized and fully tested script
#1243 [15:25] <Kealper> AutoIt's interpreter is actually pretty small when compared to things such as Python, Perl, etc, because when it gets right down to it, AutoIt is nothing more than a Visual Basic-flavored wrapper for the Windows API
#1244 [15:25] <{unimatrix}> https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/260454808694161408
#1245 [15:25] <BitViper> you'd think amazon would have learned something from the outage 6 or 8 months ago
#1246 [15:25] <BrennantheGamer> so is everything down on minecraft i assume? because i cant even login
#1247 [15:25] <Ghast> Minecraft site and login is down due to Amazon/EC2 issues (same thing with reddit). No we don't know when it'll be up, stop asking. Join #minecrafthelp for latest updates on the site and login.
#1248 [15:25] <Kealper> so what they do to compile programs is strap your compiled source on to a binary of the entire interpreter
#1249 [15:25] <Selbram> did you bother reading what the automatic message from voxelhead said
#1250 [15:26] <Ghast> Kealper, well then I'm cleaning up the interpreter
#1251 [15:26] <BrennantheGamer> ok sorry to bother, just wanted to find out what was happening, thank you!
#1252 [15:26] <BrennantheGamer> ok sorry to bother, just wanted to find out what was happening, thank you!
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#1254 [15:26] <Kealper> Ghast: i doubt that could be done safely without removing functionality
#1255 [15:27] <Ghast> Kealper, the only functionality it removes it the ability to know what went wrong in your script after you compile it. IF you've fully tested and ensured that the script works you should have no problem.
#1256 [15:28] <Kealper> i'm going to want to see some actual proof of this :|
#1257 [15:28] <Barnyard_Owl> How long will minecraft.net be down? D:
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#1259 [15:28] <Kealper> Barnyard_Owl: no ETA, unfortunately
#1260 [15:28] <Selbram> Until it is up.
#1261 [15:28] <Barnyard_Owl> So...
#1262 [15:28] <Barnyard_Owl> it could be 1,000,000 years till it's up?
#1263 [15:28] <Barnyard_Owl> :P
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#1265 [15:28] <skudster13> until Amazon fixes their screw-up
#1266 [15:28] <Kealper> ^
#1267 [15:28] <Ghast> Kealper, I can send you my program
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#1271 [15:29] <bearlindo> does the service has a homepage or is that also down
#1272 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> Barnyard_Owl: if Amazon announced when its EC2 network went down ahead of time, Mojang could plan ahead and not have any downtime at all
#1273 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> it'll be up when it goes back up
#1274 [15:29] <bearlindo> that ec2 service
#1275 [15:29] <Selbram> I will use my powers of forsight to see into the future and nope doesn't work still don't know.
#1276 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> Sorry, my precience powers also run on EC2. Dammit.
#1277 [15:29] <Selbram> hehe
#1278 [15:29] <Kealper> Ghast: i'd actually just like more to know how you're achiving that
#1279 [15:30] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: turn off 'debug' compiling options? (:
#1280 [15:30] <Selbram> http://aws.amazon.com/ec2/
#1281 [15:30] <skudster13> lol
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#1283 [15:31] <Selbram> http://status.aws.amazon.com/
#1284 [15:31] <Selbram> probably more entertaining
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#1291 [15:33] <Cookie> not the number 2 D:
#1292 [15:33] <bearlindo> damn im bored
#1293 [15:33] <skudster13> same here
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#1296 [15:33] * BitViper is suffering minecraft withdrawl
#1296 [15:33] <Cookie> Does that mean the site as well as login servers ._.
#1297 [15:34] <BitViper> Cookie probably
#1298 [15:34] <bearlindo> yes
#1299 [15:34] <Cookie> D:
#1300 [15:34] <Cookie> Guess I'll be playing Borderlands instead
#1301 [15:34] <bearlindo> skudster13 where from im from sweden
#1302 [15:34] <lutzee> Aparently this is the second serious AWS outage in a week
#1303 [15:35] <bearlindo> im thinking of making me some noodles
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#1306 [15:36] <lutzee> I'm busy trying to work out how to get a program to print a square of X side length without the use of for/while loops and without writing the code for sides of 1 through 50 repetitivly..
#1307 [15:37] <TheAndSuh> I'm gonna kill myself if I can't play minecraft soon T_T.
#1308 [15:37] <Barnyard_Owl> Nah, don't kill yourself
#1309 [15:38] <Barnyard_Owl> Instead, kill Amazon.
#1310 [15:38] <Barnyard_Owl> :P
#1311 [15:39] <TheAndSuh> :D
#1312 [15:39] <bearlindo> boored D:
#1313 [15:40] <DopeGhoti> suicide seems an extreme reaction to a website/game outage.
#1314 [15:40] <DopeGhoti> perhaps you need some fresh perspective.
#1315 [15:41] <Barnyard_Owl> My desire to kill blocknoids has not been satisfied for today.
#1316 [15:41] <Barnyard_Owl> Under command of the almighty owl, I command you to bring me fresh blocknoids ready for killing :P
#1317 [15:42] <TheAndSuh> I was over exaggerating >.>
#1318 [15:42] <TheAndSuh> Sorry ._.
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#1323 [15:46] <lutzee> Amazon is falling apart, the stuff that checks the server status for the other servers has gone down as well now...
#1324 [15:46] <lutzee> just waiting on the mojang site and then they have a whole set
#1325 [15:47] <bearlindo> lutzee do you have any spurces for that
#1326 [15:48] <lutzee> Marc, the support guy tweeted
#1327 [15:48] <bearlindo> okay man im bored
#1328 [15:48] <Selbram> follow everyone at minecraft on twitter and you learn a lot of stuff that is happening
#1329 [15:48] <Barnyard_Owl> What if we don't have twitter? :P
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#1332 [15:48] <bearlindo> i was just about to begin a fun chicken slaughter time in my chicken cage when this happened
#1333 [15:49] <Selbram> Barnyard_Owl: Get up to speed?
#1334 [15:49] <Static_Shock> Taken down the minecraft website? Is this why I can't connect to the game servers anymore?
#1335 [15:49] <Selbram> Logic says yes...
#1336 [15:50] <Static_Shock> I was playing on my friend's server just fine. For some reason, one of them logged in as "player". I'm guessing he couldn't connect to the game servers at that time.
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#1339 [15:50] <Static_Shock> Now, something odd happened. He managed to log in on his normal username, while I got booted from the game and am now listed as "player"
#1340 [15:51] <Static_Shock> Complete with switched inventories.
#1341 [15:51] <Selbram> your playing offline
#1342 [15:51] <Static_Shock> I'm guessing he couldn't connect to the game servers at that time.
#1343 [15:51] <Static_Shock> So I can't do anything but wait for the servers to go back up?
#1344 [15:51] <Selbram> you can play single player
#1345 [15:51] <Static_Shock> Hmm.
#1346 [15:51] <Static_Shock> Hmm.
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#1349 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> "Can't do anything" is rather extrreme
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#1351 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> there are myriad things you can do in the intereim, as long as they're not hosted on Amazon.
#1352 [15:52] <lutzee> You can do a lot of things
#1353 [15:52] * lutzee points at the outside
#1353 [15:52] <Static_Shock> I could continue to play as "player" I suppose.
#1354 [15:52] <Guest___> The whole point of Amazon EC2 is to provide multiple availability zones to prevent a single zone from taking down your system. Hopefully Mojang looks into this in the future.
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#1360 [15:53] <VoxelHead> link29911, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1361 [15:53] <link29911> why is miencraft down
#1362 [15:53] <Selbram> read the automessage
#1363 [15:54] <PermissionDenied> <VoxelHead> link29911, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1364 [15:54] <link29911> kk
#1365 [15:54] <Static_Shock> Well, thanks for the answers. Good to know it's not anything I can help.
#1366 [15:54] <PermissionDenied> Amazon == Horribleness in stock for all!
#1367 [15:55] <PermissionDenied> Half the internet is down now :(
#1368 [15:55] <bearlindo> im bored
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#1370 [15:56] <VoxelHead> haha7isaboss, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft web site. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2.
#1371 [15:57] <haha7isaboss> Hi, does anyone have the slightest idea as to when minecraft.net will be back up?
#1372 [15:57] <Selbram> When it is back up it will be up.
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#1374 [15:57] <haha7isaboss> Ok... Thanks, I guess.
#1375 [15:58] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#1376 [15:58] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#1377 [15:58] * K3V1N8700 [K3V1N8700@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1378 [15:58] <haha7isaboss> The site is up, DopeGhoti?
#1379 [15:58] <K3V1N8700> hallo?
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#1381 [15:58] <K3V1N8700> the site is down here also
#1382 [15:58] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1383 [15:58] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#1384 [15:58] <DiskDaemon> http://help.mojang.com/ indicates that no status can be found (it's down) as of now
#1385 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> I was just updating the join message
#1386 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> it's still down.
#1387 [15:59] <haha7isaboss> Ok. Thanks DiskDaemon, and the rest of you, for your help!
#1388 [15:59] <haha7isaboss> #risugami
#1389 [15:59] <CrusaderDeleters> Amazon is down, Dope? D:
#1390 [15:59] <haha7isaboss> sorry :P
#1391 [16:00] <K3V1N8700> so they have been attacked or+??
#1392 [16:00] <DiskDaemon> While you're at it, can we massage that mac/gatekeeper message so that we're not telling people to allow downloaded content to be run from anywhere, but to instead ctrl-click on the Minecraft.app and choose open instead?
#1393 [16:01] <PermissionDenied> massage
#1394 [16:01] <PermissionDenied> massage
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#1396 [16:01] <DiskDaemon> deep tisue
#1397 [16:01] <K3V1N8700> lol
#1398 [16:01] <DiskDaemon> s/s/ss/
#1399 [16:02] <K3V1N8700> il ,giva ya a massage :P
#1400 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> ??~ mac/gatekeeper|Newer versions of OS X add new security measures which give scare warning message for any programs not from the App store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
#1401 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> how's that?
#1402 [16:02] <DiskDaemon> \o/
#1403 [16:03] <DopeGhoti> (I was not aware right-click-->open actually was allowed thusly, thanks!)
#1404 [16:03] <K3V1N8700> hope it will be up soon me and my frind just got a server going today and so far we have build the most awsome admin house and is going on to make the rest of the city :D its gonna be sooo nice! hospitals and evrything
#1405 [16:04] <DiskDaemon> yep, and it asks you on the first occasion to confirm, so that you don't need to do that on other occasions. It's a first-time only situation
#1406 [16:04] <PermissionDenied> ??~ mac/gatekeeper|Newer versions of OS X added new security measures which gives a scary warning message for any programs not from the Mac App Store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
#1407 [16:04] <PermissionDenied> grammar
#1408 [16:04] <PermissionDenied> wow admin house out of diamond blocks!!!!111!!1!1!!
#1409 [16:04] <K3V1N8700> do you guys offer help for linux <3 also?
#1410 [16:04] <PermissionDenied> yes
#1411 [16:04] <DopeGhoti> ah, spotted. thanks.
#1412 [16:05] <PermissionDenied> i use linux
#1413 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> ??~ mac/gatekeeper|Newer versions of OS X add new security measures which give scary warning messages for any programs not from the App store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
#1414 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> as do I
#1415 [16:05] <K3V1N8700> had some serve problems eerlyer on, something whit my route ip insted of my puplic ip? why is that?
#1416 [16:06] <DopeGhoti> could you be more specific as to the nature of your problem?
#1417 [16:06] <K3V1N8700> sorry for my spelling but sometimes i goes a biot fast :D
#1418 [16:06] <K3V1N8700> Yeah
#1419 [16:06] <CrusaderDeleters> It's k, Kevin
#1420 [16:07] <K3V1N8700> i used my publicip from myip.dk or myip.com or whatever...it wants me to use my routers ip for other popel or compouters to connect why is that?
#1421 [16:07] <K3V1N8700> puplic*
#1422 [16:07] <CrusaderDeleters> I wanna make a desktop app that checks if MC.net is online. Ticking every 10 seconds, and pings me if change of state occurs.
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#1424 [16:08] <VoxelHead> penis_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1425 [16:08] <penis_> help
#1426 [16:08] <CrusaderDeleters> Penis, please make a more appropriate name.
#1427 [16:08] <penis_> D:
#1428 [16:08] <CrusaderDeleters> We will not help you with your current name.
#1429 [16:08] <penis_> minecraft wont let me log in :(
#1430 [16:08] <CrusaderDeleters> ./nick <newname>
#1431 [16:08] <penis_> OK fine
#1432 [16:08] <K3V1N8700> miencraft is down penis -.-
#1433 [16:09] <penis_> how long
#1434 [16:09] <K3V1N8700> no one knows
#1435 [16:09] <CrusaderDeleters> *shrug*
#1436 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> read what you were told.
#1437 [16:09] <penis_> but i wanna play minecraft :O
#1438 [16:09] <K3V1N8700> CHASNGE YOUR DAMN NAME!
#1439 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> 13:06 <@ VoxelHead> | penis_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1440 [16:09] <BitViper> down until amazon ec2 pulls their head out of ... well, you know
#1441 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> deal with it
#1442 [16:09] <penis_> K
#1443 [16:09] <bearlindo> im bored
#1444 [16:09] <penis_> PENIS!
#1445 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> now change your nick or leave.
#1446 [16:09] <CrusaderDeleters> Dope, what is with E, C, and 2?
#1447 [16:09] * DopeGhoti kicked penis_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: enis_ :Anatomy!)
#1448 [16:09] <K3V1N8700> GO AWAY!
#1449 [16:09] <K3V1N8700> thank you
#1450 [16:10] <K3V1N8700> xD
#1451 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> CrusaderDeleters: the service that's down is Amazon EC2
#1452 [16:10] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh.
#1453 [16:10] <bearlindo> you kick him on the penis THATS GONNA HURT :P
#1454 [16:10] <K3V1N8700> HAhahahaha
#1455 [16:10] <CrusaderDeleters> I thought it was all of amazon.
#1456 [16:10] <bearlindo> K3V1N8700 where from im sweden
#1457 [16:10] <CrusaderDeleters> Bear: Fact: being hit in the penis does not hurt.
#1458 [16:10] <K3V1N8700> denmark here
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#1460 [16:11] <VoxelHead> dylanrivers10000, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1461 [16:11] <K3V1N8700> no answer do you hate danish ppl xD
#1462 [16:11] <bearlindo> K3V1N8700 np im just tired
#1463 [16:11] <bearlindo> of having nothing to do until the damn servers get up
#1464 [16:11] <CrusaderDeleters> ^
#1465 [16:11] <K3V1N8700> lolzer dont be tired stay up! minecraft wont work if your not online!
#1466 [16:12] <dylanrivers10000> i cant even get on
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#1470 [16:12] <dylanrivers10000> whats the problem
#1471 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> illiteracy is the main problem
#1472 [16:12] <CrusaderDeleters> Bear: g-3radio.net
#1473 [16:12] <CrusaderDeleters> Metal. :D
#1474 [16:12] <Boreeas> dylanrivers10000: read what VoxelHead told ya
#1475 [16:12] <CrusaderDeleters> [16:11] DopeGhoti illiteracy is the main problem
#1476 [16:12] <CrusaderDeleters> Yesh. That
#1477 [16:13] <K3V1N8700> babbo doodles im a server noodle
#1478 [16:13] <dylanrivers10000> wow amazon.com?
#1479 [16:13] <DopeGhoti> in part.
#1480 [16:13] <Boreeas> CrusaderDeleters: That's an ambient problem that affects the entire channel
#1481 [16:13] <K3V1N8700> DMAN YOU AMZAON!
#1482 [16:13] <K3V1N8700> or not :P
#1483 [16:13] <K3V1N8700> im boooooooooooored
#1484 [16:13] <DopeGhoti> K3V1N8700: buy FTL, and play it.
#1485 [16:13] <CrusaderDeleters> I'm booooooored
#1486 [16:13] <DopeGhoti> Boredom fixed.
#1487 [16:14] <CrusaderDeleters> >: D
#1488 [16:14] <CrusaderDeleters> Skipped the mute.
#1489 [16:14] <K3V1N8700> whats FTL
#1490 [16:14] <CrusaderDeleters> For the lose.
#1491 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> K3V1N8700: www.ftlgame.com
#1492 [16:14] <Selbram> Faster Than Ligh
#1493 [16:14] <Selbram> ^
#1494 [16:14] <Boreeas> +t
#1495 [16:14] <Selbram> Light
#1496 [16:14] <Selbram> geez
#1497 [16:14] <dylanrivers10000> will it be another hour est
#1498 [16:14] <Selbram> they keyboard hates me
#1499 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> No, we do not know
#1500 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> when it'll be back up.
#1501 [16:14] <Selbram> there is no EST
#1502 [16:14] <dylanrivers10000> I SAID EST
#1503 [16:15] <Boreeas> Yes, there is
#1504 [16:15] <Selbram> There is no EST
#1505 [16:15] <DopeGhoti> No, we do not know
#1506 [16:15] <Boreeas> EST is Eastern Standard Time
#1507 [16:15] <K3V1N8700> looks boring -.-
#1508 [16:15] <CrusaderDeleters> Guys; EST doesn't matter much
#1509 [16:15] <dylanrivers10000> ESTAMate
#1510 [16:15] <DopeGhoti> it's not.
#1511 [16:15] <Selbram> lol
#1512 [16:15] <CrusaderDeleters> 1 hour = 1 hour
#1513 [16:15] <DopeGhoti> est_i_mate.
#1514 [16:15] <K3V1N8700> so 1 hout and its MAYBE up and running again?
#1515 [16:15] <dylanrivers10000> iknow
#1516 [16:15] <DopeGhoti> and for the fifth time: no.
#1517 [16:15] <Selbram> he wants us to predict when it will be up
#1518 [16:15] <CrusaderDeleters> It can be 1 hour, it can be 10, can be a dayh
#1519 [16:15] <Boreeas> is_cool_mate
#1520 [16:15] <CrusaderDeleters> There's no approximation, selbram.
#1521 [16:16] <Selbram> I know...
#1522 [16:16] <K3V1N8700> minecraft is down...damn. sucks doesent it now wher all stuck here :D
#1523 [16:16] <dylanrivers10000> its acrruate
#1524 [16:16] <Selbram> It will be up when it is up and no sooner.
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#1526 [16:16] <Selbram> And even then, it could go down again!
#1527 [16:16] <VoxelHead> Denizen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#1529 [16:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Yes, Selbram. That's the best information we can give
#1530 [16:17] <dylanrivers10000> minecraft needs another website for if they update it you will be redirected to the old website..
#1531 [16:17] <|Anthony|> the login servers seem to go down at least 3 times a month
#1532 [16:17] <dylanrivers10000> anyone agree?
#1533 [16:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Wrong, Anthon. They've barely went down recently. XD
#1534 [16:17] <K3V1N8700> buy a bigger/better server i say
#1535 [16:18] <K3V1N8700> xD
#1536 [16:18] <dylanrivers10000> still it will go down
#1537 [16:18] <Boreeas> K3V1N8700: Can't go much bigger than EX2
#1538 [16:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Well, kevin. Problem is, every server system will do the same thing.
#1539 [16:18] <Selbram> Says the people who have no idea how to run servers...
#1540 [16:18] <Boreeas> *EC2
#1541 [16:18] <K3V1N8700> true that
#1542 [16:18] <|Anthony|> lol Selbram
#1543 [16:18] <CrusaderDeleters> There's many things taht can hinder login.
#1544 [16:18] <K3V1N8700> can you import a house or a building from singleplayer to servers?
#1545 [16:18] <Selbram> I do this for a living and no matter how redundant or stupid proof you make it, something will come along and prove you wrong
#1546 [16:18] <CrusaderDeleters> Problem is, this is worldwide
#1547 [16:18] <dylanrivers10000> just buy a DAMN backup server mojang
#1548 [16:19] <Selbram> dylanrivers10000: your are funny
#1549 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> Dylan: Won't help that well.
#1550 [16:19] <dylanrivers10000> so we can play
#1551 [16:19] <Selbram> seriously spelling errors...
#1552 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> WoW has these kinds of downtime too.
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#1554 [16:19] <K3V1N8700> wow sucks minecraft dosent.
#1555 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> Wow = bad.
#1556 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> I hate wow.
#1557 [16:19] <CrusaderDeleters> MC <3
#1558 [16:19] <K3V1N8700> same here
#1559 [16:20] <|Anthony|> i'm going to take this time to do the updates anyway
#1560 [16:20] <K3V1N8700> MC <3
#1561 [16:20] <DopeGhoti> WoW is pretty, but not much of a game
#1562 [16:20] <Cael> even w/ how poor FFXI has become, even thats still better than WoW
#1563 [16:20] <DopeGhoti> I'd pay $5 or $10 for a screen saver that just flew around the landscape though
#1564 [16:20] <|Anthony|> been offline for 3 months, still have all 1.2.5 stuff
#1565 [16:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Dope, I agree
#1566 [16:20] <BitViper> im waiting for it to come back up, get hit by a million users worldwide for the assorted websites that are down, and crash again under the load
#1567 [16:20] <CrusaderDeleters> I love the Pre-BC WoW
#1568 [16:20] <Selbram> lol
#1569 [16:20] <CrusaderDeleters> LOVE
#1570 [16:20] <K3V1N8700> why is it that my min ecraft says 1.2.3 or 1..3.2 when thers a 1.2.5 version?
#1571 [16:21] <CrusaderDeleters> 1.3.2 ? 1.2.5
#1572 [16:21] <CrusaderDeleters> >*
#1573 [16:21] <DopeGhoti> 1.2.5 is very very old.
#1574 [16:21] <CrusaderDeleters> ^
#1575 [16:21] <K3V1N8700> oh
#1576 [16:21] <K3V1N8700> so 1.3.2 is newer?
#1577 [16:21] <BitViper> current ver is 1.3.2 and i understand 1.4 is coming out shortly
#1578 [16:21] <Boreeas> Yes
#1579 [16:21] <DopeGhoti> yes.
#1580 [16:21] <K3V1N8700> oh
#1581 [16:21] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 3
#1582 [16:21] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 3 = Minecraft client, server are 1.3.2 ] ... set by [ | Thu Oct 04 11:18:11 MST 2012 ]
#1583 [16:21] <Boreeas> The higher the number the more recent it is
#1584 [16:21] <Cael> 1.4 is going to be the new Haloween Update.
#1585 [16:22] <CrusaderDeleters> I love 1.4. :D
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#1587 [16:22] <VoxelHead> nathanpunk, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1588 [16:22] <K3V1N8700> jhavent been playing for a long time forgot i had minecraft the oneday i looked at my desktop for cleaning and woulden you know ther wass minecraft and theen i had to build indsted of cleaning xD
#1589 [16:22] <CrusaderDeleters> I like the n ew sounds, but if you ask me, grass and sand must be switched
#1590 [16:22] <nathanpunk> Why is minecraft down?
#1591 [16:23] <DopeGhoti> because of am Amazon failure
#1592 [16:23] <CrusaderDeleters> sand sounds like mud, and grass sounds like sand
#1593 [16:23] <K3V1N8700> going to get a bite to eat and eat at bite to get :P
#1594 [16:23] <|Anthony|> hmm... but should i do all the updates via command line, or should i be testing my ftp server?
#1595 [16:23] <|Anthony|> thoughts?
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#1597 [16:23] <Boreeas> Use netcat
#1598 [16:24] <|Anthony|> meh wget for cli updates
#1599 [16:24] <Selbram> lol @ Boreeas
#1600 [16:24] <DopeGhoti> socat > netcat (:
#1601 [16:24] <|Anthony|> and netcat? seriously
#1602 [16:24] <Boreeas> |Anthony|: I meant for uploading, not downloading
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#1604 [16:24] <Boreeas> If you can't type all the bytes by hand, you shouldn't be running a server
#1605 [16:25] <|Anthony|> what would i be uploading? i need to download all the jars
#1606 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> like minecraft_server.jar? the one hosted by the Amazon CDN?
#1607 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> good luck with that.
#1608 [16:25] <|Anthony|> bukkit.jar
#1609 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> "?? mods" (:
#1610 [16:26] <|Anthony|> yeah
#1611 [16:26] <|Anthony|> oh tell me thats all on the same datacenter and i'll filp
#1612 [16:26] <|Anthony|> flip*
#1613 [16:26] <|Anthony|> wtf is filp
#1614 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> but heah, I'd rather be working from a shell than an FTP session, all things being equal.
#1615 [16:26] <Selbram> keyboards are on strike today
#1616 [16:27] <DopeGhoti> it's Monday.
#1617 [16:27] <DopeGhoti> I never could get the hang of Mondays.
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#1619 [16:31] <VoxelHead> CoolGamer, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#1623 [16:36] <CrusaderDeleters> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh18MEvCXoI Dope, ME WANT
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#1625 [16:37] <VoxelHead> tikker, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#1632 [16:41] <VoxelHead> Alpha, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1633 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> CrusaderDeleters: you want.. a place to Parkour?
#1634 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> IDGI
#1635 [16:41] <Alpha> Oh , that answers my question.
#1636 [16:42] <VoxelHead> \o
#1637 [16:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Yush, I do! D:
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#1639 [16:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Alpha: Answers many questions! :D
#1640 [16:42] <CrusaderDeleters> You like parkour too?! :D
#1641 [16:42] <VoxelHead> See guys! Sometimes it actually works! o.O
#1642 [16:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Always had.
#1643 [16:42] <Cael> strangely enough w/ the Amazon issue bringing down MC, i cant even browse the amazon book store on my Kindle
#1644 [16:42] <DopeGhoti> CrusaderDeleters: I like observice it and doing it in games
#1645 [16:42] <CrusaderDeleters> :P
#1646 [16:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Minecraft parkour maps.
#1647 [16:43] <DopeGhoti> I lack the dexterity, flexibility, enerty, and atheleticism to _do_ it
#1648 [16:43] <CrusaderDeleters> AKA Superjump.
#1649 [16:43] <DopeGhoti> but Mirror's Edge is one of my favorite games
#1650 [16:43] <DopeGhoti> and it's a First Person Parkour (:
#1651 [16:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Dope: I have this single area that I'm bad at. When I start a workout, I get out of breath fast. After I catch it, I can run like forest gump.
#1652 [16:43] <CrusaderDeleters> It's a bad part of me.
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#1654 [16:44] <VoxelHead> osuka_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1655 [16:45] <PermissionDenied> Change it to the letters E, B and S
#1656 [16:45] <DopeGhoti> IDGI
#1657 [16:45] <CrusaderDeleters> IDGI?
#1658 [16:46] <PermissionDenied> http://status.aws.amazon.com/
#1659 [16:47] <CrusaderDeleters> Ouch.
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#1661 [16:47] <VoxelHead> Bamboocha, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon outage has taken down the Minecraft website. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1662 [16:49] <CrusaderDeleters> MC.net is working. Choosing it to be down to better fix the problem. Good on you, Moyang.
#1663 [16:49] <CrusaderDeleters> ...
#1664 [16:50] <CrusaderDeleters> I can see my windows start menu as the little lines swirling around the chicken.
#1665 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> updated the join message accordingly.
#1666 [16:59] <Cael> reading that looks like Maybe Mojangs chosing Not to move to working to an instance in the working areas, to prevent causing mor mouttages.
#1667 [16:59] <Cael> *more outtages
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#1669 [17:01] <DopeGhoti> that or they just did a DNS change to point elsewhere in the meantime
#1670 [17:01] <DopeGhoti> or a QnD Apache proxy edit
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#1672 [17:01] <VoxelHead> warchicken, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1673 [17:01] <DopeGhoti> we actually just spent the last hour doing an emergency release for $CLIENT's site to work around the EC2 outage.
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#1689 [17:18] <NinjaKirby> Not particularly inspiring, a number of people rant and rave about Cloud computing and seem to put a lot of faith in it, but even an Amazon controlled Cloud can underperform.
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#1691 [17:18] <VoxelHead> ItsPrimetime, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1692 [17:21] <DiamondQ> To be honest, the issue here is Mojang not utilizing the cloud computing environment properly. Every system has failures, and part of the value proposition for Amazon is that if it fails in one zone you can run it in another. However, you have to have set it up properly to support DNS failover between zones, which Mojang, apparently, has not.
#1693 [17:21] <CrusaderDeleters> Or maybe that It's just down anyways.
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#1695 [17:21] <VoxelHead> Tiktalik, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1696 [17:21] <CrusaderDeleters> Why pay double the price?
#1697 [17:22] <DiskDaemon> well you never know...
#1698 [17:23] <CrusaderDeleters> I am blowing up a jungle with nukes
#1699 [17:23] <NinjaKirby> In that case DiamondQ, I won't let this incident doubt the abilities of the Cloud, heh.
#1700 [17:23] <DiamondQ> You don't pay for what you're not using, so you don't need to run the servers in a second zone until the first one fails. You just need to be using a DNS strategy (and backup strategy) that allows you to switch over in a reasonable period of time (ie. minutes)
#1701 [17:24] <CrusaderDeleters> From what I've seen, there was a whole month downtime on my server. They still charged the price.
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#1705 [17:26] <DiamondQ> If the downtime was Amazon's fault, you should be able to get the amount back.
#1706 [17:26] <CrusaderDeleters> What about the service b?
#1707 [17:27] <Scott> I can confirm that DiamondQ is accurate.
#1708 [17:28] <DiamondQ> Sorry, don't know what you mean by that.
#1709 [17:28] <CrusaderDeleters> The backup service
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#1712 [17:28] <CrusaderDeleters> And minecraft.net would have to do twice the processing.
#1713 [17:29] <DiamondQ> You need to have all your information available in a secondary location to be able to bring up a server in a secondary zone, thus the backup.
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#1716 [17:29] <Scott> Don't pretend that Mojang doesn't have the funds to pay for such. That's part of the cost of doing business.
#1717 [17:30] <DiamondQ> This can get reasonably tricky if you're running databases (like Minecraft's login database), but the cloud computing is not a magical silver bullet. It requires complicated architecture and design to use properly. That's one of the reasons that NoSQL databases have become so popular, as SQL databases don't replicate that easily.
#1718 [17:30] <Scott> I have a fairly large database being replicated in 3 locations.
#1719 [17:30] <Scott> Without any issues o:
#1720 [17:31] <lukegb> MySQL databases don't replicate that easily.
#1721 [17:31] <lukegb> Pretty much everything else works fine
#1722 [17:31] <lukegb> Postgres, MSSQL (from what I've heard)
#1723 [17:31] <Scott> Though, only 1 copy is written to.
#1724 [17:31] <erroch> MSSQL replicates / mirrors nicely
#1725 [17:31] <DiamondQ> On the other hand, there's alot of material on the web about doing it properly, so it's really just a matter of Mojang (or any company wanted to use the "Cloud") wanted to invest in doing it properly.
#1726 [17:31] <Scott> The rest are read-only.
#1727 [17:32] <DopeGhoti> lukegb: MySQLCluster
#1728 [17:32] <DopeGhoti> that is all. (:
#1729 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> We use MySQLCluster for $CLIENT, replicating across several nodes, and works quite well
#1730 [17:33] <DiamondQ> Master-slave replication works fine if you're fine with multi-minute downtimes to perform the switchover (as opposed to second or sub-second), which I'm sure we'd all be fine with in the case of Minecraft, instead of this multi-hour outage :-)
#1731 [17:33] <lukegb> DopeGhoti: MySQL InnoDB databases don't replicate easily </imposing arbitrary conditions so that mysql doesn't fit>
#1732 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> Sure they do
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#1735 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> even if you don't want to lock the tables for an MySQLDump
#1736 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> there are other options
#1737 [17:34] <lukegb> DiamondQ: or you just make sure there's logic for automatically electing a new master
#1738 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> or a chain-of-succession
#1739 [17:34] <lukegb> that counts as logic :3
#1740 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> "Oh, nodes 1, 2, 4, 5, and 8 failed? All hail 3, the new master!"
#1741 [17:35] <lukegb> but yeah, I've seen MySQL replicate, I'm just not of the opinion it replicates as easily as certain other databases OOTB
#1742 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> Granted, but that's something thay MySQLCluster is aiming to fix
#1743 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> it's a known flaw in base MySQL
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#1746 [17:35] <lukegb> It looks good. I've never actually bothered TRYING to replicate MySQL so I can't speak of the difficulties
#1747 [17:36] <DJSmurf94> hey sup
#1748 [17:36] <lukegb> DJSmurf94: the ceiling of my bedroom, you?
#1749 [17:36] <DJSmurf94> ahah tryin to fix my .JAR
#1750 [17:36] <DiamondQ> True, but if you have a largish cluster of app server nodes, all of you agreeing on a new master can be a real trick, especially in the face of failures (since the failure you're experiencing could easily be an isolated network segment). I'm not saying that it can be done, and there are tools like Apache Zookeeper specifically designed to help, but it starts becomes pretty complicated (thus the need to make a real decision to pla
#1751 [17:37] <lukegb> DiamondQ: oh, you mean the whole split-brain thing?
#1752 [17:37] <lukegb> That's a pain :P
#1753 [17:37] <DiamondQ> Yes
#1754 [17:37] <lukegb> lrn2spanner
#1755 [17:37] <PermissionDenied> I have a question.
#1756 [17:38] <DopeGhoti> Yeah, we had to deal with similar issues when migraging $CLIENT from Tomcat instances to a jBoss cluster.
#1757 [17:38] <DJSmurf94> i broke my .JAR trying to install McForge, now i get java errors when i try to play, any tips?
#1758 [17:38] <lukegb> PermissionDenied: ask away
#1759 [17:38] <PermissionDenied> Has Mojang moved to the business of offering hotel deals?
#1760 [17:38] <DopeGhoti> ??> DJSmurf94 causality
#1761 [17:38] <VoxelHead> DJSmurf94: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#1762 [17:38] <Contex> LOL
#1763 [17:38] <VoxelHead> DJSmurf94: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#1764 [17:39] <lukegb> PermissionDenied: yes.
#1765 [17:39] <PermissionDenied> D:
#1766 [17:39] <PermissionDenied> lol
#1767 [17:39] <DiamondQ> Ooops. Someone tried to update their DNS (presumably to put it back to the EC2 server) and typed in the wrong IP address :-)
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#1769 [17:39] <DJSmurf94> well i figured undo everything, but the problem is i made the changes about a month ago, so makes it a tad harder
#1770 [17:39] <VoxelHead> StevenRS11, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1771 [17:39] <lukegb> PermissionDenied: it'll be back in a minute
#1772 [17:40] <lukegb> That said, minecraft.net is completely down for me at the moment
#1773 [17:40] <DJSmurf94> MC.net is down for everyone, unless they do have incredible new deals on hotel rooms
#1774 [17:40] <lukegb> I mean
#1775 [17:40] <lukegb> I don't even get the deals on hotel rooms
#1776 [17:40] <lukegb> So disappointed
#1777 [17:41] <lukegb> Instead of chocolates, do I get creepers on my pillow?
#1778 [17:41] <DJSmurf94> naw bro, thats the wake up call
#1779 [17:41] <DJSmurf94> enderman as doorman
#1780 [17:41] <lukegb> DopeGhoti: Google's Spanner looks cool, but requires dedicated hardware iirc, which sucks
#1781 [17:41] <lukegb> and it'll take a few years for a proper OS implementation
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#1784 [17:42] <Aidan_> Hello
#1785 [17:42] <lukegb> Herro.
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#1789 [17:43] <Smanly> YAY session servers are back up -_- http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
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#1796 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy.
#1797 [17:47] <Smanly> Elijah Aurora ‏@jackellice
#1798 [17:47] <Smanly> @mollstam Could it be Anonymous?
#1799 [17:47] <Smanly> lol totally
#1800 [17:48] <iAsulf> dude! mine craft really DOWN?
#1801 [17:48] <Smanly> ....
#1802 [17:48] <Smanly> http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/ Yes
#1803 [17:48] <NinjaKirby> Mernkrerft
#1804 [17:48] <NinjaKirby> Erts Dern
#1805 [17:48] <iAsulf> that sucks!!!
#1806 [17:48] <NinjaKirby> Fuuuuurq
#1807 [17:50] <iAsulf> well well? anyone got any cool tips to share about the game while waiting?
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#1810 [17:50] <Wug> GreyVulpine: lol
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#1813 [17:50] <NinjaKirby> Always mine the block you're standing on.
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#1815 [17:50] <DopeGhoti> The enemy's gate is down.
#1816 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Wug - What'd you do now?
#1817 [17:50] <VoxelHead> petr0id, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1818 [17:50] <JordanWhite_> wait say again the command to login
#1819 [17:51] <Wug> GreyVulpine: it wasn't me this time :<
#1820 [17:51] * GreyVulpine glares at Wug
#1820 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh..
#1821 [17:51] <DopeGhoti> ?
#1822 [17:51] <Smanly> JordanWhite_: huh?
#1823 [17:51] <lukegb> ?
#1824 [17:51] <Smanly> !
#1825 [17:51] * GreyVulpine points accusingly at Wug
#1825 [17:51] * Wug slinks away
#1825 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> All Wug's fault.
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#1827 [17:51] * Smanly tackles Wug
#1827 [17:51] <DopeGhoti> Yep. Wug wugged Amazon.
#1828 [17:51] <Wug> wait... all.. of the amazon?
#1829 [17:52] <Smanly> well, a lot of it.
#1830 [17:52] <lukegb> US East?
#1831 [17:52] <Wug> now look what you did
#1832 [17:52] <Smanly> Hmm?
#1833 [17:52] <Wug> I'm going to do a art
#1834 [17:52] <Smanly> a... art?
#1835 [17:53] <lukegb> Yeah, North Virginia is screwed again
#1836 [17:53] <JordanWhite_> sorry. how do i login to my nickname i just registered for #minecraft
#1837 [17:53] <Wug> I'm making an artists rendition of what I did to amazon
#1838 [17:53] <iAsulf> i was stupid enough to DELETE mine craft from my computer...
#1839 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> /msg nickserv identify password
#1840 [17:54] <Wug> what have you all done
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#1842 [17:54] <Grim_Reaper> Im so staying at the Minecraft hotel wug.
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#1846 [17:55] <CrusaderDeleters> !paid idroid
#1847 [17:55] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh right, MC's down
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#1849 [17:55] <DopeGhoti> *facepalm*
#1850 [17:55] <VoxelHead> TheScavenger, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1851 [17:56] <lukegb> Amazon's strategy is clearly to host all their competitors websites on AWS and then randomly pull the plug. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY.
#1852 [17:56] <Smanly> !!1!!1
#1853 [17:56] <DopeGhoti> the really crafty part is not having any sort of service level agreement.
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#1856 [17:58] <DopeGhoti> "BREAKING NEWS: Mojang exits game development industry; starts competitor for Orbitz.com"
#1857 [17:58] <lukegb> Hmm, Windows 8 is coming out Oct 26th?
#1858 [17:59] <Scott> isn't already out?
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#1861 [17:59] <Scott> lukegb is a bad person.
#1862 [17:59] <lukegb> Scott: why? :(
#1863 [17:59] <Scott> you like windows 8
#1864 [17:59] <Scott> BAD.
#1865 [17:59] <lukegb> Scott: I didn't say I like it
#1866 [17:59] <Scott> you implied it!
#1867 [17:59] <lukegb> I just pointed out it was coming out on Oct 26th.
#1868 [18:00] <lukegb> Also, I'm currently using it.
#1869 [18:00] <Scott> why? lol
#1870 [18:00] <lukegb> Why not? :3
#1871 [18:01] <DopeGhoti> Because it's objectively horrible? (:
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#1876 [18:01] <DopeGhoti> (in my subjective opinion)
#1877 [18:01] <lukegb> But WDDM 1.2! :P
#1878 [18:01] <techno156> IS minecraft having a lot of propblems lately?
#1879 [18:01] <DopeGhoti> techno156: look up
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#1881 [18:02] <lukegb> Hyper-V on a desktop OS!
#1882 [18:02] <Cael> this outtage is outside of Mjang's hands/responsibility
#1883 [18:02] <Ghast> Minecraft site and login is down due to Amazon/EC2 issues (same thing with reddit). No we don't know when it'll be up, stop asking. Join #minecrafthelp for latest updates on the site and login.
#1884 [18:02] <Cael> *Mojang's
#1885 [18:02] <Cael> (for once)
#1886 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#1887 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#1888 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> !topic -7
#1889 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> !topic -7
#1890 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#1891 [18:03] <lukegb> VoxelHead hates you. :3
#1892 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Huh, wow. Even introversion's website is down, hosted off of amazon
#1893 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> !topic add We have no ETA for services' resumption. Our precognition engine was also hosted by Amazon.
#1894 [18:03] <lukegb> GreyVulpine: I thought they moved off US east
#1895 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: Good thing I already have Prison Architect.
#1896 [18:03] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#1896 [18:04] <lukegb> Introversion's up for me.
#1897 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> I'm still debating on whether or not to grab PA.
#1898 [18:04] <lukegb> Including the wiki and forums
#1899 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> 30 bucks for an alpha is pretty steep
#1900 [18:04] <DopeGhoti> It's.. rather fun
#1901 [18:04] <lukegb> GreyVulpine: go for "30 bucks for the game, and the alpha's included"
#1902 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> Forums are down for me. Are you going to forums.introversion.co.uk/introversion/ ?
#1903 [18:04] <DopeGhoti> and it's not "$30 for an aplha"; it's "$30 for a pre-order, and hey, you get alphas and betas"
#1904 [18:04] <lukegb> http://forums.introversion.co.uk/prisonarchitect/
#1905 [18:05] <DopeGhoti> the fora are working for me
#1906 [18:05] <lukegb> DopeGhoti: I'm working on launching Prison Exchange, which is sort of like PrisonNET was but not just for maps
#1907 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, that link doesn't work for me either
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#1909 [18:05] <lukegb> and with a less crappy name
#1910 [18:05] <lukegb> GreyVulpine: clear your DNS cache all the way!
#1911 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#1912 [18:05] <lukegb> OR... wait.
#1913 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Nope, still down for me.
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#1916 [18:06] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: where are you physically located?
#1917 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Michigan
#1918 [18:06] <DopeGhoti> hm. that might be inside the EC2 outage area.
#1919 [18:07] <Aidan_> Ahh minecraft.net is cooked
#1920 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> what IP do you get for forums.introversion.co.uk ?
#1921 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> 54.243.101.29
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#1923 [18:08] <DopeGhoti> try using your hosts file to point it at 50.19.100.182
#1924 [18:08] <DopeGhoti> which is working from AZ
#1925 [18:08] <lukegb> (if you care)
#1926 [18:09] <Smanly> Or you can just go to that Ip (which works)
#1927 [18:09] <DopeGhoti> lukegb: I have not heard of either PrisonNET or -Exchange before
#1928 [18:09] <lukegb> DopeGhoti: well PrisonNET sucked
#1929 [18:09] <Smanly> Your site is tiny and you should feel bad.
#1930 [18:09] <lukegb> Prison Exchange is unlaunched
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#1933 [18:09] <lukegb> PrisonNET is just a magical thing which would host maps for you and generate thumbnails
#1934 [18:09] <benhunter09> Hi jp
#1935 [18:09] <ThatJewishPig> hey ben
#1936 [18:10] <[L]> And now.
#1937 [18:10] <[L]> For everyones reaction.
#1938 [18:10] <[L]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6PZhONZ3Ac
#1939 [18:11] <benhunter09> Lol
#1940 [18:11] <bearlindo> lol
#1941 [18:12] <ThatJewishPig> nice find...
#1942 [18:12] <iAsulf> how long MC been down?
#1943 [18:12] <BitViper> too long
#1944 [18:12] <ThatJewishPig> Related
#1945 [18:12] <ThatJewishPig> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=319796978116028&set=a.303897939705932.63819.303896363039423&type=1&theater
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#1948 [18:12] <[L]> In the meantime.
#1949 [18:13] <iAsulf> totally not related
#1950 [18:13] <[L]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-ZFFOWoaU
#1951 [18:13] <ThatJewishPig> I think so C:
#1952 [18:13] <lukegb> [L]: queued that on my TS3 server's MPD instance on loop
#1953 [18:13] <west_revisited> http://youtu.be/6GggY4TEYbk
#1954 [18:13] <lukegb> (fix it)
#1955 [18:13] <[L]> MPD?
#1956 [18:14] <lukegb> http://mpd.wikia.com
#1957 [18:14] <ThatJewishPig> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjyJJXsr75k
#1958 [18:14] <benhunter09> http://jesad.com/img/fun/funny-intelligent-monkey/funny-intelligent-monkey05.jpg
#1959 [18:14] <lukegb> I wrote a neat little web UI in go to allow people to queue songs in it :P
#1960 [18:14] <ThatJewishPig> xD ben
#1961 [18:16] <iAsulf> I'm online!!
#1962 [18:16] <benhunter09> http://cl.jroo.me/z3/u/V/l/d/a.aaa.jpg
#1963 [18:17] <ThatJewishPig> you better not be trolling, Asulf :P
#1964 [18:17] <benhunter09> I can login
#1965 [18:17] * ThatJewishPig FAPS
#1965 [18:17] <[L]> I can as well.
#1966 [18:17] <[L]> Interesting
#1967 [18:18] <BitViper> looks like its up, at least temporarily
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#1970 [18:19] <iAsulf> never mess with mine craft ThatJewishPig :P
#1971 [18:19] <ThatJewishPig> whut? lol
#1972 [18:19] <benhunter09> Lol
#1973 [18:20] <ThatJewishPig> on the 5th round of HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA :D
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#1975 [18:23] <VoxelHead> hdcool09__, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#1976 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/ingame/dig-minecraft-style-gangnam-style-parody-1C6601764
#1977 [18:23] * GreyVulpine sighs.
#1977 [18:24] <Wug> is imgur borked too
#1978 [18:24] <ThatJewishPig> yes
#1979 [18:24] <Wug> to deviantart then
#1980 [18:24] <Smanly> it wasnt
#1981 [18:24] <Smanly> D:
#1982 [18:24] <Smanly> THE WORLD IS OVER
#1983 [18:24] <Wug> wow
#1984 [18:24] <Wug> its been 3 years since my last signin
#1985 [18:24] <Wug> I remembered my id and password on the first guess
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#1987 [18:30] <Wug> http://apocalypse-r.deviantart.com/art/All-of-the-amazon-333816207
#1988 [18:30] <Wug> I've finished my art
#1989 [18:30] * Lord_Ralex is now known as Afk_Ralex
#1990 [18:30] <Wug> its relevant.
#1991 [18:30] <Wug> and its a metaphor.
#1992 [18:30] <Wug> and its a metaphor.
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#1994 [18:30] <Wug> and its a metaphor.
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#1997 [18:31] <Wug> GreyVulpine: looks like I intentionally the EC2
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#1999 [18:31] <VoxelHead> hdcool09, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#2003 [18:37] <VoxelHead> ac3xx, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2004 [18:38] * ac3xx slaps VoxelHead around a bit with a large trout
#2004 [18:38] * CrusaderDeleters slaps ac3xx around a bit with a large trout.
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#2005 [18:38] <VoxelHead> techno145, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2006 [18:38] * ac3xx slaps CrusaderDeleters around a bit with a large trout
#2006 [18:38] <CrusaderDeleters> :c
#2007 [18:38] <CrusaderDeleters> I deserve that.
#2008 [18:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Ya know
#2009 [18:39] * BitViper_Lappy [BitViper_Lappy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2010 [18:39] <CrusaderDeleters> Does anyone here know how to ping Minecraft.net?
#2011 [18:39] <VoxelHead> BitViper_Lappy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#2013 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Kyron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#2016 [18:39] <VoxelHead> hdcool09__, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2017 [18:39] <bearlindo> i came in right now yaaaaaaaaaaaay
#2018 [18:39] <CrusaderDeleters> Bear, use 7 letters at most in rapic succession
#2019 [18:39] <CrusaderDeleters> XD
#2020 [18:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Bear: Do you know how to ping a server with java?
#2021 [18:40] <bearlindo> nope
#2022 [18:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Dang.
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#2025 [18:41] * techno145 is now known as techno145|School
#2026 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> IT'S BACK UP!
#2027 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> !login
#2028 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> ^^^^^^^
#2029 [18:41] * BitViper_Lappy is now known as BitViper
#2030 [18:41] <Smanly> ok ok calm down
#2031 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> Sory. XD
#2032 [18:41] <Smanly> lol
#2033 [18:41] <Smanly> lol
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#2036 [18:43] <VoxelHead> gartral, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2037 [18:44] <hdcool09__> AuBot,
#2038 [18:45] <bearlindo> its good to be online again
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#2040 [18:47] <VoxelHead> ty_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2041 [18:47] <bearlindo> VoxelHead its a bot a Boring Online Talker :P
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#2044 [18:48] <Smanly> is it DopeGhoti or DiskDaemon that own VoxelHead? The servers are back. (mostly)
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#2046 [18:51] <VoxelHead> ryan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
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#2048 [18:51] <bearlindo> i cant nearly be in my house ive got a chicken farm on my backyard and it sound like hell in my house
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#2050 [18:55] <Daxter> s there a way to disable the command logs in the server console?
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#2052 [18:55] <VoxelHead> Barnyard_Owl, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage has taken down the Minecraft services. This automated message has been brought to you by the letters E and C, and the number 2. No, we do not know when it'll be back up.
#2053 [18:55] <Barnyard_Owl> Minecraft logins & sessions are back upppppppp! :D
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#2055 [18:58] <Daxter> is there a way to disable the command logs in the server console?
#2056 [18:58] * Me4502|away is now known as Me4502
#2057 [18:58] * Contex is now known as Contex|Away
#2058 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> Daxter: not really, outside of a mod
#2059 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> that'd rather defeat the point of a log.
#2060 [18:59] <Daxter> darnit
#2061 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#2062 [18:59] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#2063 [18:59] <Daxter> im getting tired of it filling up the logs
#2064 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#2065 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> stop issuing so many commands?
#2066 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> (:
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#2068 [19:01] <Daxter> lol yeah
#2069 [19:01] <Daxter> lol yeah
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#2071 [19:02] <|Anthony|> i suppose logins are back online now?
#2072 [19:04] <|Anthony|> nope
#2073 [19:04] <Daxter> and...offline servers go on just fine while everyone rages and cant play... and i get banned for mentioning ***line servers. (lol)
#2074 [19:04] <|Anthony|> i still can't connect
#2075 [19:04] * C0deMaver1ck [C0deMaver1ck@notlogged] has quit. (Remote host closed the connection)
#2076 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> You can't? Hmm, reports of it working must have been agaggerated. Thanks, |Anthony|.
#2077 [19:06] <|Anthony|> :/
#2078 [19:06] <|Anthony|> just tried with mc client and spout client
#2079 [19:06] <|Anthony|> neither could connect
#2080 [19:06] <|Anthony|> i'll give it a few and try again
#2081 [19:06] * _Rogue_ is now known as Rogue[Busy]
#2082 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2083 [19:07] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#2084 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> ..that.. was probably too long. We'll see.
#2085 [19:08] <Daxter> i didnt read any message.. AAAAAAAAAA i cant login!!!
#2086 [19:08] <Daxter> lol
#2087 [19:09] <Daxter> automated quiet.. forgot cant repeat chars here
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#2091 [19:10] <VoxelHead> Denizen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2092 [19:10] <Eddie> What about if I talk about the game VVVVVV?
#2093 [19:11] <DiskDaemon> Yes, that's fine :)
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#2096 [19:13] <VoxelHead> Kyron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2098 [19:14] <VoxelHead> Lildirt, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2100 [19:14] <VoxelHead> miaa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2101 [19:15] <Scott> zombies
#2102 [19:15] <Scott> Might be the virtual kind. Prepare for +m. :(
#2103 [19:15] <Scott> Might be the virtual kind. Prepare for +m. :(
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#2106 [19:16] <VoxelHead> Yerg, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2107 [19:16] <Yerg> Brains.
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#2109 [19:16] <Smanly> brns
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#2114 [19:19] <VoxelHead> EricBJ_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2116 [19:21] * Afk_Ralex is now known as Lord_Ralex
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#2118 [19:21] <VoxelHead> gartral, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacing Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As alweays, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2119 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> oh my yes
#2120 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> so very offline.
#2121 [19:26] <Scott> I just noticed that you put impacing instead of impacting.
#2122 [19:26] <Scott> and alweays instead of always.
#2123 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> I never could get the hang of Mondays.
#2124 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> .siteup
#2125 [19:27] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#2126 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> .sitedown Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2127 [19:27] <VoxelHead> DopeGhoti, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#2128 [19:29] * miakalina [miakalina@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2129 [19:29] <VoxelHead> miakalina, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2132 [19:31] <VoxelHead> Goldeneye007, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2135 [19:33] <VoxelHead> EricReitz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2136 [19:33] * miaa [miaa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2137 [19:33] <VoxelHead> ryan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2138 [19:33] <VoxelHead> miaa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2139 [19:33] <lutzee> :|
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#2143 [19:36] <lutzee> logins and skins have gone down again..
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#2146 [19:37] <DiskDaemon> yes, they are
#2147 [19:37] <VoxelHead> techno156, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2148 [19:37] * techno145|School [techno145|School@notlogged] has quit. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#2149 [19:38] <Kyron> Wow, those hundreds times of messages about why the servers are offline is so useful!
#2150 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> it is to each person who joins and reads the message
#2151 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> and it's no more spammy than seing the same question and answer 64582374659812674 times.
#2152 [19:39] <DiskDaemon> such as, I downloaded minecraft but it doesn't work
#2153 [19:40] <DiskDaemon> Well in fact, that's the complete opposite really. No question is asked and no answer is given, but you get my gist :)
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#2155 [19:41] <VoxelHead> Sprocks, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2157 [19:42] <VoxelHead> StevenRS11, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2158 [19:43] <Denizen> oh hay guise what is up with da services yo
#2159 [19:43] <DiskDaemon> bulletproofajax.com is down too :(
#2160 [19:44] <DiskDaemon> Denizen: It's not our fault :)
#2161 [19:44] <DopeGhoti> Alien invasions have knocked out Skynet, disrupting entertainment for the prolitariate.
#2162 [19:44] <Denizen> I was being sarcastic
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#2164 [19:44] <Denizen> but yeah
#2165 [19:44] * DiskDaemon flips page - sunsport have affected the satellites disrupting communications
#2165 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> okay, that's it. Rolling a BOFH Excuse Generator.
#2166 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> (:
#2167 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> Dereferenced, outmoded initialisation signal
#2168 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> Outmoded, dynamic service irregularity
#2169 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> See http://www.strauss.za.com/sla/support.asp
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#2171 [19:46] <VoxelHead> osuka_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2173 [19:47] <VoxelHead> Andrio, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2174 [19:47] <techno156> IS VoxelHead's name based off the modpack?
#2175 [19:47] <Andrio> LOL?
#2176 [19:47] <DopeGhoti> no, VoxelHead's name is because BlockHead was already registered.
#2177 [19:47] * techno156 is now known as techno156|School
#2178 [19:47] <DiskDaemon> Oh god, someone has actually created a BOFH-style excuse server, from which you can no doubt scrape a fresh excuse each time http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl
#2179 [19:48] <lutzee> "The cause of the problem is:
#2180 [19:48] <lutzee> Mouse has out-of-cheese-error "
#2181 [19:48] <DiskDaemon> That's s Terry Pratchett excuse from Hex
#2182 [19:48] <lutzee> This is great.. "The router thinks its a printer"
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#2185 [19:53] <VoxelHead> Oxymoron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2186 [19:54] <techno156|School> SInce when was: This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.: added?
#2187 [19:54] <Oxymoron> I've been having two problems. (No, not account related) First of all, why is my texture pack not working? I put the zip file in the correct folder, and the game recognizes it. (It's Antvenom
#2188 [19:54] <DiskDaemon> Since nearly an hour ago
#2189 [19:54] <Oxymoron> *Antvenon's texture pack.
#2190 [19:54] <techno156|School> Oxymoron, try opening the texture manually, it might be corrupted
#2191 [19:54] <Andrio> Since people unfortunately don't listen to him.
#2192 [19:55] <techno156|School> Shouldn't you configure it to be a notice then?
#2193 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> no, because a lot of common IRC clients (see: web clients) are really badly designed and sublimate, rather then spotlight, NOTICE messages.
#2194 [19:55] <Oxymoron> It's weird. I can get the menu to change the way it looks, but the blocks don't have any major changes. (The grass is literally greener though)
#2195 [19:56] <techno156|School> ok
#2196 [19:57] <techno156|School> Oxymoron, maybe you ought to take a peek inside the texture pack...
#2197 [19:57] <techno156|School> and see what's inside
#2198 [19:57] <Oxymoron> I've seen Antvenom's texture pack though.
#2199 [19:57] <lutzee> ^ Like, if the terrain.png is missing then textures wont change
#2200 [19:57] <lutzee> Oxymoron: have the items changed?
#2201 [19:58] <Oxymoron> Not really.
#2202 [19:58] <Oxymoron> The grass is greener, and the menus have slightly different looks, but nothing else has been effected.
#2203 [19:58] <DiskDaemon> cheers
#2204 [19:59] <techno156|School> Oxymoron, inside the texture pack file, maybe that's all that the etxture is supposed to change. .._..
#2205 [19:59] <CrusaderDeleters> What is he trying to change?
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#2207 [19:59] <Oxymoron> Hold on.
#2208 [19:59] <lutzee> Oxymoron: this one http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1006074-12x-antvenoms-texture-pack-fix/ ?
#2209 [20:00] <Oxymoron> That's different than the one on his site.
#2210 [20:01] <Oxymoron> Hmm.
#2211 [20:01] <techno156|School> His one might be outdated, or the fix isn't by him
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#2213 [20:01] <VoxelHead> ryan, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2214 [20:01] * lutzee points out that antvenoms TP does not change the terrain or item textures
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#2215 [20:02] * techno156|School conceedes (Concede: Good Point)
#2215 [20:02] <Oxymoron> I tried the same one again. It seemed to work.
#2216 [20:02] <Oxymoron> Huh?
#2217 [20:02] <Oxymoron> That is weird...
#2218 [20:02] <lutzee> The one on his website does not change any of the main textures, (terrain and items)
#2219 [20:03] <Oxymoron> I used the one on his site just now. It didn't work earlier today, but it did just now...
#2220 [20:03] <Oxymoron> Okay...
#2221 [20:03] <Oxymoron> Oh, I have another question.
#2222 [20:04] <Oxymoron> I remember hearing that zombies should only be able to break through your door in hard? (Or Hardcore?)
#2223 [20:04] <techno156|School> yep...
#2224 [20:04] <CrusaderDeleters> YEah
#2225 [20:04] <Oxymoron> Well, it seems to happen on normal.
#2226 [20:04] <techno156|School> Unless you're on a server, that depends on the server
#2227 [20:05] <Oxymoron> I'm on single player.
#2228 [20:06] <Oxymoron> So this shouldn't be happening judging by the silence? XD
#2229 [20:07] <CrusaderDeleters> Judging on the silence, I believe we may be busy. ;)
#2230 [20:07] <CrusaderDeleters> But, I'm not sure why that would be happening. Mods?
#2231 [20:07] <Oxymoron> Nope.
#2232 [20:07] <techno156|School> Mode, perhaps
#2233 [20:07] <Oxymoron> I'm on normal.
#2234 [20:07] <CrusaderDeleters> He said norma.l
#2235 [20:08] <techno156|School> Sound error?
#2236 [20:08] <techno156|School> Is your door cracking, as though someone is hitting it?
#2237 [20:08] <Oxymoron> It is cracking. And it eventually breaks.
#2238 [20:09] <CrusaderDeleters> It will always crack. Break? No.
#2239 [20:09] <CrusaderDeleters> Don't know why it breaks.
#2240 [20:09] <techno156|School> It does, now
#2241 [20:09] <Oxymoron> I've seen break a couple times.
#2242 [20:10] <CrusaderDeleters> I'm going to let it test in the background
#2243 [20:10] <Oxymoron> Okay then.
#2244 [20:10] <techno156|School> ok
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#2246 [20:12] <VoxelHead> zz_|8bitben|, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2247 [20:12] <Oxymoron> I'm just posting so I don't get kicked due to inactivity.
#2248 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> You won't get kicked for inactivity
#2249 [20:13] <Oxymoron> I thought that happens after a certain amount of time.
#2250 [20:13] <techno156|School> not here
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#2252 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> Oxy: I see the door breaking as if a player is hitting it
#2253 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> But it goes back to start when done, no broke door.
#2254 [20:13] <CrusaderDeleters> You can try to force upodate.
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#2256 [20:13] <Oxymoron> Okay.
#2257 [20:14] <Oxymoron> Okay. What now?
#2258 [20:14] <CrusaderDeleters> Not sure
#2259 [20:14] <CrusaderDeleters> Log in and test?
#2260 [20:15] <Oxymoron> Doing that.
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#2264 [20:17] <VoxelHead> Oerg866_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2265 [20:18] <Oxymoron> I put a villager in a small house and spawned a zombie. He can't break the door.
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#2267 [20:18] <Oxymoron> I guess Force Update solved it
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#2272 [20:39] <VoxelHead> Iguana_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2276 [20:44] <bearlindo> never fun to have a creeper outside my door in the morning
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#2278 [20:45] <VoxelHead> AuBot, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2279 [20:46] <bearlindo> DiskDaemon 1.4 is tommorrow and i cant wait
#2280 [20:46] <DiskDaemon> Well you'll have to wait :p
#2281 [20:46] <Andrio> Really? It's tomorrow?
#2282 [20:46] <Andrio> I was not aware of that. ^_^
#2283 [20:46] <bearlindo> Andrio yep
#2284 [20:46] <DiskDaemon> Tomorrow's the 24th
#2285 [20:47] <bearlindo> i hope reis minimap updates soon after release
#2286 [20:47] <bearlindo> Andrio glad i could make you happy
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#2290 [20:48] <VoxelHead> PcJamesy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2292 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Droolio, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2293 [20:52] <bearlindo> DiskDaemon hope the amazon servers dont go down again tomorrow
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#2295 [20:53] <DiskDaemon> I prefer to place my hope in people doing their job well, instead of faith
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#2297 [20:53] <VoxelHead> petr0id, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised
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#2303 [20:58] <VoxelHead> petr0id, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2304 [20:58] * Denizen is now known as den|Dinner
#2305 [20:59] <bearlindo> DiskDaemon still there
#2306 [20:59] <DiskDaemon> indeed
#2307 [20:59] <bearlindo> http://i.imgur.com/KdrTG.png?1
#2308 [20:59] <bearlindo> my henhouse seems to be to its max
#2309 [21:00] <DiskDaemon> Spy chickens!
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#2312 [21:01] <VoxelHead> petr0id, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2315 [21:01] <bearlindo> diskdeamon the last time i slaughtered gave me 64+44 raw chicken
#2316 [21:01] <VoxelHead> Iguana, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2318 [21:01] <VoxelHead> petr0id, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2319 [21:01] <bearlindo> DiskDaemon^
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#2321 [21:02] <bearlindo> DiskDaemon the last time i slaughtered gave me 64+44 raw chicken
#2322 [21:04] <DiskDaemon> bearlindo: Yes, I saw
#2323 [21:05] <bearlindo> okay so im not going to get low on food in a long time
#2324 [21:05] <bearlindo> and i always make more
#2325 [21:06] <DiskDaemon> With the availability of wheat, cake, cookies, melons, mushrooms, chicken, steak, pork, fish, apples, potatos, carrots, and even pumpkin pie - there's no excuse to be short of food
#2326 [21:07] <bearlindo> For my friend it is becouse he is playing vegan even on minecraft
#2327 [21:07] * Rogue[Busy] steals cookies
#2327 [21:07] <Rogue[Busy]> there are none of those
#2328 [21:07] <Rogue[Busy]> <-<
#2329 [21:07] <Rogue[Busy]> >->
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#2331 [21:14] <bearlindo> i hope mojang is working on something more to do with the eggs becouse im getting 5 stacks just everytime i go in to my chickens
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#2333 [21:18] <VoxelHead> AuBot, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2337 [21:30] <VoxelHead> Drool, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2340 [21:43] <VoxelHead> Guest90305, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2341 [21:45] <Cookie> who's stealing mah cookies >:V
#2342 [21:45] * _Rogue_ steals cookies
#2342 [21:45] * _Rogue_ runs
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#2343 [21:50] <bearlindo> man i cant wait until tomorrow when 1.4 releases
#2344 [21:50] <{unimatrix}> they should prospone it
#2345 [21:50] <{unimatrix}> right after downtime cause chaos :(
#2346 [21:51] <DiskDaemon> I'm playing 1.4 now :)
#2347 [21:51] <{unimatrix}> snapshot?
#2348 [21:51] <DiskDaemon> They have a 1.4 pre-release which is near-identical to what they're going to release tomorrow
#2349 [21:51] <bearlindo> whats the different
#2350 [21:51] <{unimatrix}> the new items/things added
#2351 [21:52] <{unimatrix}> and some " performance tweaking "
#2352 [21:52] <{unimatrix}> well that record got old a long time ago :p
#2353 [21:52] <DiskDaemon> We'll find that out tommorrow, but it's nothing that will matter in terms of land generation or big stuff like that
#2354 [21:55] <bearlindo> the two mods i really hope gets updated for 1.4 is reis minimap and optifine
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#2356 [21:56] <VoxelHead> KindOne, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2357 [21:56] <DiskDaemon> bearlindo: We don't deal with mods here :)
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#2359 [21:59] <DiskDaemon> But I have to head off now - some other op can do .siteup when things return
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#2362 [22:13] <VoxelHead> Guest__, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2363 [22:13] <Guest__> Who can help me start Tekkit in offline mode with a username other than "Player"?
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#2365 [22:13] <VoxelHead> Denizen, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
#2366 [22:14] <Guest__> I got it to work for default
#2367 [22:14] <Guest__> But Tekkit is different :(
#2368 [22:15] <lutzee> ?? mods
#2369 [22:15] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2370 [22:15] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#2371 [22:15] <lutzee> Guest__: ask for help on the tekkit forums.
#2372 [22:15] * Me4502 is now known as Me4502|away
#2373 [22:16] <Guest__> I've tried everywhere, this question has been asked before
#2374 [22:16] <Guest__> Minecraf.net is down so me and my friends can;t authnenticate to join our server
#2375 [22:16] <Guest__> When we play in offline mode, everyone is player
#2376 [22:16] <Guest__> we need custom names and nobody seems to know how to set them
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#2378 [22:17] <Guest__> Do you think anybody here would know how to change my current command line to work with tekkit?
#2379 [22:17] <Guest__> Because it works for default
#2380 [22:17] <lutzee> Nope, probably not possible due to how tekkit works
#2381 [22:17] <Guest__> actually wait I think I figured it out
#2382 [22:17] <Guest__> yeah
#2383 [22:18] <Guest__> It's not in the minecraft.jar
#2384 [22:18] <Guest__> it's ALL OVER THE PLACE
#2385 [22:18] <Guest__> I can probably reference every seperate mod.jar/.zip seperatly but this might take a while
#2386 [22:19] <lutzee> Meh, i'm going to sleep.
#2387 [22:19] <Guest__> Maybe I can just log in and tweak the saved login specs or soemthing
#2388 [22:19] <Guest__> thanks anyway :(
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#2405 [23:17] <VoxelHead> Sigma, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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#2408 [23:51] <VoxelHead> ihdcool09, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Be advised, an Amazon EC2 outage is currently impacting Minecraft-related services. They seem to be working for some, but not for others. Be patient. As always, we have no prediction of when normal functionality will resume. This is an automated message, but is still relevant, so if you don't read it, you will be mercilessly mocked and derided.
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