#MinecraftHelp > 2013-04-08
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#8 [00:07] <oldtopman> Another satisfied customer, NEXT!
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#14 [00:24] <WTFBLASTOISE> hi, I'm trying to log into the minecraft client from the downloaded launcher; however it just hangs in the login screen saying "logging in..."
#15 [00:24] <WTFBLASTOISE> anyone have a fix for this issue?
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#19 [00:27] <bill> when i try to connect online to minecraft classic is says 'Disconnected, you've lost connection to the server' no matter what server
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#47 [01:54] <Bismarc> Good Morning, Minecrafthelpchat
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#52 [02:03] <monty> Im having trouble with my minecraft...
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#54 [02:03] <Bismarc> monty: What type of trouble, are you having?
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#56 [02:04] <TheMassDebator> Hello, my minecraft keeps crashing and I'm not sure why, I think it might have to do with a mod I just tried to download.
#57 [02:04] <monty> im trying to run my new mod, but im stuck on a loading screen
#58 [02:04] <Gone_Ralex> ??> TheMassDebator forceupdate
#59 [02:04] <VoxelHead> TheMassDebator: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#60 [02:04] <VoxelHead> TheMassDebator: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft. See http://i.imgur.com/5b09B.png for visual instructions.
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#62 [02:04] <Bismarc> ?? mods
#63 [02:04] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#64 [02:04] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
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#67 [02:06] <TheMassDebator> Well I'm not 100% sure if it's because of a mod or not. I have the crash report, but I'm not sure what to do with it.
#68 [02:06] <Gone_Ralex> TheMassDebator, if you have mods, then it is probably because of those
#69 [02:06] <Bismarc> ?? crashreport
#70 [02:06] <VoxelHead> crashreport: How to get a crash report: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crash#How_to_get_a_crash_report
#71 [02:06] <Gone_Ralex> TheMassDebator, we don't help with mods, so we can only recommend force updating or talking with the makers of that mod
#72 [02:07] <TheMassDebator> well I just did the force update thing. Now its working, but the mods are all uninstalled. I guess that helps, thank you guys.
#73 [02:07] <Bismarc> TheMassDebater, Try that link
#74 [02:07] <Andrio> TheMassDebator, mods are usually not forwards or backwards compatible.
#75 [02:07] <Andrio> You need to find the right version for your version of Minecraft.
#76 [02:07] <Andrio> also, often you need other mods installed first.
#77 [02:08] <Andrio> Remember that.
#78 [02:08] <TheMassDebator> Thanks again, I think I can figure it out from here.
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#80 [02:08] <Bismarc> Np
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#95 [04:07] <MiDzo> hi,i canot log in mc,an i dont know whts wrong?
#96 [04:08] <Bismarc> MiDzo, Minecraft Launcher or Minecraft.net
#97 [04:08] <MiDzo> luncher
#98 [04:09] <Bismarc> Ok, Have you got a profile?
#99 [04:09] <MiDzo> yes
#100 [04:09] <Bismarc> MiDzo, Have you forgot any of your login dete
#101 [04:09] <Bismarc> details
#102 [04:10] <MiDzo> i think no because i can log in home page!
#103 [04:10] <Bismarc> Hmmmmm
#104 [04:10] <MiDzo> its seys canot conect to minecraft.net
#105 [04:10] <Wug> MiDzo: has it ever worked on that computer
#106 [04:10] <Bismarc> ??<error/cantconnect
#107 [04:11] <Bismarc> One minute
#108 [04:11] <MiDzo> yes before all was ok
#109 [04:11] <Wug> MiDzo: did you just update java by any chance
#110 [04:11] <Bismarc> ??< error/cantconnect
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#112 [04:11] <Bismarc> ??> error/cantconnect
#113 [04:12] <Wug> Bismarc: its ?? error/cantconnect
#114 [04:12] <Wug> or ??> user error/cantconnect
#115 [04:12] <MiDzo> Can't connect to Minecraft.net this error
#116 [04:12] <Wug> MiDzo: did you just update java by any chance
#117 [04:12] <Bismarc> I keep forgeting that
#118 [04:12] <Bismarc> ?? error/cantconnect
#119 [04:12] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#120 [04:12] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#121 [04:12] <Bismarc> there we are
#122 [04:12] <Bismarc> there we are
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#124 [04:13] <MiDzo> ok i will try it
#125 [04:13] <Bismarc> Wug: Thanks I keep forgeting the rules sometimes.
#126 [04:14] <Bismarc> ?? error/badlogin
#127 [04:14] <VoxelHead> error/badlogin: Failed to login: Bad login
#128 [04:14] <VoxelHead> error/badlogin: This error message occurs when logging in to an smp server fails because the server was unable to verify the client's login info. Frequently caused by piracy, as the client will not have a valid login, but also caused if someone logs in with the same username from 2 clients at once. Be sure you purchased the game, and only run minecraft once at any time.
#129 [04:15] <Wug> Bismarc: thats something different
#130 [04:15] <Bismarc> Ok, I was checking to see if that could help.But I knew that
#131 [04:16] <Gone_Ralex> Bismarc, if you want to see what something does, read the site or use ??< to have it privately tell you
#132 [04:16] <Gone_Ralex> so that way people don't think you meant that for them
#133 [04:17] <MiDzo> i udated jaw,time is ok,but stil nothing
#134 [04:17] <Bismarc> That what I meant to do. I normally do that before
#135 [04:17] <Gone_Ralex> MiDzo, what do you see when you go to https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
#136 [04:18] <MiDzo> i see bad login
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#139 [04:20] <MiDzo> wht els i can do?
#140 [04:21] <Bismarc> One sec
#141 [04:22] <Bismarc> MiDoz: Try this link http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/542047-can-t-connect-to-minecraft-net
#142 [04:22] <MiDzo> ok
#143 [04:22] <MiDzo> i read this before
#144 [04:23] <Bismarc> Oh sorry
#145 [04:23] <Bismarc> I'll try look for something else then
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#148 [04:24] <Bismarc> ??< account
#149 [04:24] <Bismarc> ?? account
#150 [04:24] <VoxelHead> account: For account issues, please see http://is.gd/mc_acct
#151 [04:24] <MiDzo> mybe restart pc?
#152 [04:24] <Wug> ??> MiDzo teamviewer
#153 [04:24] <VoxelHead> MiDzo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is a remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#154 [04:24] <VoxelHead> MiDzo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#155 [04:24] <Wug> MiDzo: ill fix it
#156 [04:24] <Bismarc> Try that, see if you find anything
#157 [04:24] <MiDzo> kk
#158 [04:24] <Wug> Bismarc: I got this
#159 [04:25] <Wug> MiDzo: grab teamviewer
#160 [04:25] <MiDzo> i take it
#161 [04:25] <Bismarc> Wug: Ok, Tell me if you need help
#162 [04:26] <Wug> MiDzo: one you have teamviewer, start it, and send me your teamviewer id and pass with /msg wug id: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#163 [04:26] <Wug> once*
#164 [04:26] <MiDzo> ok
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#166 [04:39] <Bismarc> Anyone need help?
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#169 [04:47] <DylanCl> Hello, Dylan here again. I've been having a lot of minecraft-login issues lately. I've been here for 2 days now, and its still not fixed. Can anybody please, please help me? I really want to enjoy minecraft.
#170 [04:48] <Bismarc> DylanC1: Ok, Have you tried emailing Mojang?
#171 [04:48] <Wug> DylanCl: did you just update java?
#172 [04:48] <DylanCl> No, they told me to but it didn't work
#173 [04:48] <Wug> DylanCl: what error message do you get when you try to login?
#174 [04:49] <DylanCl> Login failed.
#175 [04:49] <Bismarc> ?? email/mojang
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#177 [04:49] <Wug> can you login on mojang.com?
#178 [04:49] <DylanCl> Yes
#179 [04:49] <Bismarc> ?? mojang/email
#180 [04:49] <VoxelHead> mojang/email: You can email Mojang by going here: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#181 [04:50] <Wug> ??> DylanCl teamviewer
#182 [04:50] <VoxelHead> DylanCl: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is a remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#183 [04:50] <VoxelHead> DylanCl: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#184 [04:50] <DylanCl> Alright, I have teamviewer
#185 [04:50] <Wug> DylanCl: I see this issue a lot, and have no idea what causes it
#186 [04:50] <Wug> I can think of no rational reason
#187 [04:50] <DylanCl> I am on ubuntu tho, is that a problem for you?
#188 [04:50] <Wug> nope
#189 [04:50] <Wug> /msg me the id and pass
#190 [04:50] <DylanCl> And what are you going to do?
#191 [04:50] <Wug> (im also on ubuntu)
#192 [04:51] <Wug> I'm going to check your account status on mojang.com and check to see if any unusual errors are occurring during the login process
#193 [04:52] <Bismarc> DylanC1: Try this link http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/331367-employees
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#196 [05:03] <Bismarc> Can I help anybody?
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#203 [05:11] <Bismarc> Wug: Is DylanC1 having any luck?
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#205 [05:18] <Wug> oh boy
#206 [05:18] <Wug> you will not believe what I just found
#207 [05:19] <Bismarc> What?
#208 [05:19] <DylanCl> Guys, wug is a great guy and helper. Lots of thanks to him :D
#209 [05:19] <Wug> OK so
#210 [05:20] <Bismarc> Wug: Your amazing. You need to teach me how you can solve problems
#211 [05:20] <Wug> it appears that Java simply refuses to believe that the keyboard is producing Belgian characters
#212 [05:20] <Wug> and its refusal to believe is so strong that they magically convert into the US keyboard layout equivalents
#213 [05:20] <Wug> only god knows why
#214 [05:20] <DylanCl> Stupid java and it's stupid problems :/
#215 [05:21] <Wug> Bismarc: its partially that I work with java a lot
#216 [05:21] <Wug> i've been here like 2 years
#217 [05:21] <Bismarc> Still you need to help me how to do it. I basically know nothing
#218 [05:22] <Wug> I've picked up on most of the stupid shaz that java does, as well as lots of the stupid shaz graphics drivers do, minecraft does, macs do, windows does, and also that people do
#219 [05:22] <DylanCl> Wug, is it the first time that you have fixed a problem like this?
#220 [05:22] <Wug> This is the first time I've ever teamviewered someone for not being able to log in with every indication being that it was just a wrong password
#221 [05:23] <Wug> I've fixed some really hairy ones before
#222 [05:23] <Wug> a lot of the factoids are ones I wrote for some things
#223 [05:23] <Wug> I found the windows cleartype solution, and the wrong clock issue
#224 [05:24] <DylanCl> Well, again, thanks a lot for helping me
#225 [05:24] <Bismarc> I hate my internet so so so bad with minecraft. I just died form a zombie and I couldn't kill it becuase of this internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#226 [05:24] <DylanCl> I can finally moderate my own server now
#227 [05:24] <Wug> the first causes java to work fine but the minecraft window to not load at all (fix is windows control panel stuff) and the second causes failure to connect to minecraft.net with an obscure error (solution is to set clock correctly)
#228 [05:25] <DylanCl> Bismarc, /gamemode 1
#229 [05:25] <Bismarc> ?? /gamemode 1
#230 [05:25] <Wug> I'm pretty much the only one here who fixes what happens when people delete java stuff out of their registries
#231 [05:25] <Bismarc> ?
#232 [05:25] <Wug> I like to think im good at what I do
#233 [05:26] <Wug> :D
#234 [05:26] <Wug> I'm glad it work DylanCl
#235 [05:26] <Wug> im going to make a factoid for this
#236 [05:26] <DylanCl> Now I have to google what a factoid is
#237 [05:26] <DylanCl> be right back
#238 [05:26] <Wug> its one of these
#239 [05:26] <Wug> ?? bot
#240 [05:26] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#241 [05:26] <DylanCl> Oh
#242 [05:27] <DylanCl> A factoid because I had a problem. awesome :P
#243 [05:29] <Bismarc> I really need to much more about minecraft, so I can be useful here
#244 [05:29] <Bismarc> D:
#245 [05:29] <Bismarc> and kindof :)
#246 [05:33] <Bismarc> I hate this INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#248 [05:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Bismarc: You plan to help here, too? :) We don't mind if you do, but the way I came around to help here is just by being a lurker for my first few days, and then helping if I knew the solution. :)
#249 [05:43] <Bismarc> Ok Thanks for the advice, That's what I was doing but I just wanted more knowledge
#250 [05:46] <DylanCl> Also watch the '!!!!!!!'
#251 [05:49] <cestislife> Or any kind of repeated characters
#252 [05:49] <cestislife> VoxelHead likes to shush you :o
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#255 [05:59] <DylanCl> Is @ in front of a name like, OP in a minecraft server?
#256 [05:59] <cestislife> Yes, but in this case, an op on an IRC channel.
#257 [06:01] <DylanCl> and the +?
#258 [06:01] <Gone_Ralex> Voice
#259 [06:01] <DylanCl> And what can voiced people do? Ban/kick people? Or are they just people that have helped a lot.
#260 [06:02] <cestislife> The latter
#261 [06:02] <cestislife> Though some of us can kick
#262 [06:02] <Gone_Ralex> Voice itself just means we can talk if the channel is put into "moderated mode", otherwise it just makes us stand out
#263 [06:02] <DylanCl> Oh, alright.
#264 [06:06] <DylanCl> I need somebody that has experience with linux(ubuntu). Whenever I open minecraft from console, I get this icon: http://i.imgur.com/Wu14O8I.png . Is it possible to change it?
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#272 [06:26] <Wug> DylanCl: the +'s that can't kick mostly cant because I forget to change flags
#273 [06:27] <DylanCl> Oh
#274 [06:27] <DylanCl> Wug, did you see my question?
#275 [06:27] <Wug> there are some people who need + who dont have it too
#276 [06:27] <Wug> i have the same problem
#277 [06:27] <Wug> theres probably something you can do about it, you could bash unity into giving you some specific icon
#278 [06:27] <Wug> no idea how though
#279 [06:28] <Wug> try googling it
#280 [06:28] <DylanCl> Ah well
#281 [06:28] <DylanCl> You can't know everything
#282 [06:28] <DylanCl> oh
#283 [06:28] <DylanCl> there's a script for it
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#287 [06:35] <Wug> I can too know everything
#288 [06:35] <Wug> I just don't yet
#289 [06:35] <Blatoy> Hello
#290 [06:35] <Bismarc> Hello, I'm on my IPad, so I may be slow at typing
#291 [06:36] <Wug> I have to go
#292 [06:36] <Bismarc> Wug:Ok
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#295 [06:37] <Bismarc> Don
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#297 [06:38] <Bismarc> Don't know what happened there
#298 [06:39] <demodavzi> hello my game is crash why i want to turn on sounds and i get hs_err_pid6780 Logs. what to do?
#299 [06:39] <Bismarc> demodevil: CanmI help you?
#300 [06:40] <Bismarc> demodevil: What?
#301 [06:40] <demodavzi> hello:)
#302 [06:41] <Bismarc> hello
#303 [06:41] <demodavzi> i have problems with my game when i want to turn on sound
#304 [06:41] <demodavzi> i get this her : # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x67b52d33, pid=6780, tid=7064 # # JRE version: 7.0_17-b02 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (23.7-b01 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [OpenAL32.dll+0x32d33] alcProcessContext+0x26cb1 # # Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Win
#305 [06:41] <demodavzi> a Log : hs_err_pid6780
#306 [06:41] <Bismarc> Is your plug switched in for your speakers?
#307 [06:42] <demodavzi> yes it is. the game is Crash all was:(. and when i want to install DNS pack . i get the same problems Minecraft crash..
#308 [06:43] <Bismarc> ?? Error/java
#309 [06:44] <Bismarc> ?? Index
#310 [06:44] <VoxelHead> index: See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries. See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/faqdatabase for the full database, with definitions and text.
#311 [06:44] <VoxelHead> index: Syfaro has made a more user-friendly interface for accessing entries here: http://guru.syfaro.net/faq.php
#312 [06:44] <Bismarc> One second
#313 [06:44] <demodavzi> fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x67b52d33, pid=6780, tid=7064 # # JRE version: 7.0_17-b02 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (23.7-b01 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [OpenAL32.dll+0x32d33] alcProcessContext+0x26cb1 # # Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows # # If you would
#314 [06:44] <cestislife> ??> demodavzi pastebin
#315 [06:44] <VoxelHead> demodavzi: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#316 [06:45] <Bismarc> ?? Error/javacrash
#317 [06:45] <VoxelHead> error/javacrash: A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#318 [06:45] <VoxelHead> error/javacrash: This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
#319 [06:46] <Bismarc> demodavzi
#320 [06:46] <Bismarc> There try that
#321 [06:46] <demodavzi> i have try install vide card agine.
#322 [06:47] <Bismarc> Hmmmm
#323 [06:47] <demodavzi> what is this pastbin?
#324 [06:47] <Bismarc> I'm on a iPad so it's hard for me to type
#325 [06:47] <Bismarc> IDK
#326 [06:48] <demodavzi> aha okay.
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#329 [06:48] <Bismarc> I need to go sox
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#332 [06:49] <demodavzi> look this here; http://pastebin.com/8e6sDppq
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#334 [06:50] <tyteen4a03> demodavzi, has Minecraft worked before?
#335 [06:51] <tyteen4a03> ??~ java/lwjgl/2.9.0|The latest development (unstable) version of LWJGL can be found here - http://ci.newdawnsoftware.com/view/LWJGL/job/LWJGL-git-dist/lastSuccessfulBuild/artifact/dist/lwjgl-2.9.0.zip;;Updating to this version has been known to resolve the "Cannot get JAWT interface" error for Mac users on Java 7.
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#337 [06:51] <cestislife> demodavzi: You are on a 64-bit machine. Please install 64-bit Java.
#338 [06:51] <demodavzi> yes but no sound ever:(. i can play .but i cant get sound or install pack like DNS.
#339 [06:51] <cestislife> Download is found here - http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#340 [06:52] <cestislife> Report back if problem presists.
#341 [06:52] <cestislife> Select "Windows Offline (64-bit)
#342 [06:52] <demodavzi> i will try now.
#343 [06:57] <demodavzi> i will try to restart px i will be back.
#344 [06:57] <demodavzi> oc
#345 [06:57] <demodavzi> pc
#346 [07:06] <DylanCl> What is better for minecraft, openJDK or Java
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#349 [07:09] <cestislife> Both are the same thing really, just developed by different parties.
#350 [07:09] <demodavzi> hello agian . i still have problemes
#351 [07:09] <cestislife> OpenJDK performs better though.
#352 [07:10] <Gone_Ralex> ??> demodavzi win/dxdiag/bat
#353 [07:10] <VoxelHead> demodavzi: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#354 [07:10] <VoxelHead> demodavzi: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
#355 [07:12] <demodavzi> i have start this Dx and do i wait or do i start minecraft up agian?
#356 [07:12] <Gone_Ralex> wait for it to finish
#357 [07:12] <Gone_Ralex> once it is done, it will show you a file
#358 [07:13] <Gone_Ralex> pastebin the stuff in that file so we can see it
#359 [07:13] <demodavzi> is this right? : http://pastebin.com/sYfuMjrP
#360 [07:14] <Gone_Ralex> yes
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#362 [19:49] <MrTubs95> ok i loaded the world in mcedit
#363 [19:49] <MrTubs95> this is scary looking
#364 [19:49] <Fevix> Are you able to see all the chunks in MCEdit?
#365 [19:49] <Fevix> Are you looking at the Nether?
#366 [19:49] <MrTubs95> no im in the overworld in my chunk :)
#367 [19:50] <MrTubs95> i dont know how to move...
#368 [19:50] <Fevix> MrTubs95, are you able to see all the chunks around you in MCEdit?
#369 [19:51] <MrTubs95> sort of... im underground a little and i can see thru the wall
#370 [19:52] <Fevix> MrTubs95, to move in MCEdit, click and hold the right mouse button, then move the mouse around. W moves you forward, S moves you backward (In relation to the camera, not like Minecraft's Creative flight), and A and D move you left and right
#371 [19:52] <MrTubs95> that sounds like minecraft lol
#372 [19:53] <MrTubs95> space do anything? im scared to press it?
#373 [19:53] <Fevix> MrTubs95, Minecraft's Creative Flight moves you only horizontally. You can look down and up while flying without affecting altitude. This does not hold true in MCEdit.
#374 [19:53] <Fevix> MrTubs95, Space makes you move slowly.
#375 [19:53] <MrTubs95> how do i go up
#376 [19:53] <MrTubs95> like flying in creative
#377 [19:54] <Fevix> MrTubs95, you move up by looking up and pressing W
#378 [19:54] <MrTubs95> ok
#379 [19:55] <theAwesomeTailes> i have installed it
#380 [19:55] <MrTubs95> ok i can see my world like it should be seen
#381 [19:55] <theAwesomeTailes> this is what is says
#382 [19:55] <theAwesomeTailes> Graphics Driver Product Detected Intel(R) HD Graphics Current Driver Installed 9.17.10.2828 An Intel device was detected but your operating system is not supported by this utility. Please visit Download Center to look for available software.
#383 [19:56] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, good grief, hang on
#384 [19:56] <MrTubs95> fevix you get that?
#385 [19:56] <Fevix> MrTubs95, You may be able to press CTRL+S to restore your world.
#386 [19:57] <MrTubs95> when i done that it said lighting chuks
#387 [19:57] <MrTubs95> chunks
#388 [19:57] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, try this: http://dlcdnet.asus.com/pub/ASUS/nb/U32VM/VGA_Intel_HD_Graphics_Win7_64_Z81510275201.zip
#389 [19:57] <Fevix> This will make MCEdit save it, and may fix the problem. Please save it in MCEdit, then close MCEdit and try again in Minecraft.
#390 [19:57] <Fevix> I need to go AFK, I will return soon and continue helping if needed
#391 [19:57] <MrTubs95> how do i save?
#392 [19:58] <theAwesomeTailes> but i have windows 8
#393 [19:59] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, it is the same
#394 [19:59] <MrTubs95> i dont see the save option anywhere or i dont know how to access it
#395 [20:00] <Fevix> MrTubs95: CTRL+S
#396 [20:00] <theAwesomeTailes> done downloading
#397 [20:00] <theAwesomeTailes> what todo nexrt?
#398 [20:01] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, extract and install
#399 [20:01] <MrTubs95> it says lighting chunks again, does it also save it when i do CTRL=S
#400 [20:01] <MrTubs95> yes =S
#401 [20:01] <Fevix> Yes.
#402 [20:01] <MrTubs95> so just x out of mcedit now?
#403 [20:02] <Fevix> Yes.
#404 [20:02] <MrTubs95> ok lets check it on minecraft now that ok?
#405 [20:02] <theAwesomeTailes> done extracting
#406 [20:02] <Fevix> That's what I told you to do, MrTubs95
#407 [20:02] <theAwesomeTailes> whats next
#408 [20:03] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, find a file called setup.exe and run it
#409 [20:03] <theAwesomeTailes> k
#410 [20:03] <MrTubs95> nothing is fixed
#411 [20:03] <theAwesomeTailes> it's giving me an error
#412 [20:03] <theAwesomeTailes> it says it doesn't meet the requirements for installing the software
#413 [20:04] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, then ASUS has not made graphic drivers for Windows 8 yet
#414 [20:05] <Fevix> MrTubs95, have you done much of anything in the map?
#415 [20:05] <MrTubs95> like built things? is that what youre asking?
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#418 [20:05] <Fevix> Yes.
#419 [20:05] <theAwesomeTailes> is that mean that I wouldn't be able to play on my computer???
#420 [20:05] <MrTubs95> yes this is like my year old world you know my precious
#421 [20:06] <tyteen4a03> theAwesomeTailes, not in Windows 8
#422 [20:06] <Master517t> In minecraft pe I destroyed the nether rector before it went out and it keeps turning night
#423 [20:07] <MrTubs95> any possible way i could get the world to you or somebody that you know that may know how to fix it and send me the fixed one
#424 [20:07] <theAwesomeTailes> i already mentioned that I have Windows 8
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#426 [20:07] <theAwesomeTailes> but still let me download the graphic drive...
#427 [20:08] <Fevix> MrTubs95: I can't seem to find it, but press CTRL+I. There may be a Repair Regions button there. try using that.
#428 [20:09] <Fevix> MrTubs95: In MCEdit I mean
#429 [20:09] <MrTubs95> then CTRL + S to save again right?
#430 [20:09] <Fevix> Yes.
#431 [20:09] <MrTubs95> yes
#432 [20:09] <Jsg> Help needed my kids have pocket edition they got through App Store. Now they want to make custom skins and when they register in mojang it says they don,t have the game h
#433 [20:09] <cestislife> The pocket edition is a seperate entitiy from the PC version.
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#435 [20:09] <cestislife> On MCPE you cannot change your skin without modifying the game files.
#436 [20:10] <Jsg> We have pocket edition bought on App Store now kids want to change skins, how do we get mojang account to recognize what they purchased.
#437 [20:10] <MrTubs95> ok...... i dont see a repair regions button
#438 [20:11] <Fevix> MrTubs95: It may have been moved. Please wait, I am trying to find it.
#439 [20:11] <MrTubs95> ok thanks for the helping
#440 [20:13] <Jsg> Thanks so what what I am getting is the pocket version does not do skin changes unless I change some files , how would I do that?
#441 [20:15] <Fevix> MrTubs95: I cannot find it anywhere. It seems that MCEdit removed its repair regions functionality.
#442 [20:15] <MrTubs95> so sol?
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#444 [20:16] <Fevix> MrTubs95: I would not say so. My experience with MCEdit is minimal at best, there may be someone else more familiar with the program here.
#445 [20:17] <MrTubs95> where should i go next on my quest to fix my precious?
#446 [20:18] <Fevix> MrTubs95: What version are you using?
#447 [20:18] <MrTubs95> 0.1.6
#448 [20:18] <Fevix> Minecraft version.
#449 [20:19] <MrTubs95> oh 1.5.1
#450 [20:21] <Fevix> Unfortunately, I am unable to find a repair tool at all. I would suggest posting a bug report on www.minecraftforum.net and hope that someone can provide assistance.
#451 [20:21] <MrTubs95> worlds been broke for a few months tho
#452 [20:21] <MrTubs95> ugghhhhhh
#453 [20:21] <Fevix> MrTubs95: The fact that you can see it all in MCEdit means that there is still data that can be recovered.
#454 [20:22] <MrTubs95> i need somebody that can recover it lol forums always give me a hard time :/
#455 [20:23] <Fevix> MrTubs95, I cannot help you any further. I an inexperienced and I do not want to risk losing the world you've worked on for a year.
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#457 [20:23] <eightballing> Whenever I try opening minecraft on my mac, it just closes immediately in the dock, any suggestions?
#458 [20:24] <Fevix> ??> eightballing crashlog
#459 [20:24] <MrTubs95> ok man i appreciate the help you gave me
#460 [20:24] <Fevix> ??< index
#461 [20:24] <eightballing> what's a crashlog :/
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#463 [20:25] <Fevix> one moment, eightballing
#464 [20:25] <eightballing> ok
#465 [20:25] <Fevix> ??> eightballing crashreport
#466 [20:25] <VoxelHead> eightballing: (crashreport) How to get a crash report: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crash#How_to_get_a_crash_report
#467 [20:27] <eightballing> 4/8/13 8:20:56.337 PM com.apple.launchd.peruser.502[142]: ([0x0-0xa38737d].com.Mojang Specifications.Minecraft.Minecraft[37826]) Job failed to exec(3) for weird reason: 13
#468 [20:27] <Fevix> ??> eightballing pastebin
#469 [20:27] <VoxelHead> eightballing: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#470 [20:27] <eightballing> http://pastebin.com/mREL8amf
#471 [20:29] <eightballing> http://pastebin.com/wYjB3kWJ
#472 [20:31] <Fevix> eightballing: Please see https://discussions.apple.com/thread/4255216?start=0&tstart=0
#473 [20:31] <Fevix> eightballing: I apologize for the delay, I was googling.
#474 [20:32] <eightballing> no problem i'll check it out now
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#476 [20:33] <eightballing> I don't have parental controls on :/
#477 [20:35] <Thunderrob> Cannot get minecraft to work on I phone, system said safari will not download. What to do?
#478 [20:36] <Fevix> eightballing: You are getting the same error described. Please follow the instructions and tell me if it worked.
#479 [20:36] <eightballing> Alright i'll see
#480 [20:37] <Thunderrob> Thanks. I'm a slow Tyler
#481 [20:38] <Fevix> Thunderrob: I'm assisting eightballing right now, what exactly is your issue?
#482 [20:39] <Thunderrob> iPhone not allowing download something with safari.
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#484 [20:40] <Thunderrob> What did I pay $27 for!!!?
#485 [20:41] <Fevix> Thunderrob: Minecraft for iPod must be purchased from the App Store, not from Safari. If it's not in the App Store, then you cannot play on iPod.
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#487 [20:43] <Thunderrob> Does that include IPhone?
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#490 [20:43] <eightballing> it worked fevix but I did something a little different
#491 [20:43] <eightballing> thx so much <3
#492 [20:44] <Fevix> Thunderrob: Yes.
#493 [20:44] <Fevix> eightballing: GLad to hear! Enjoy the game!
#494 [20:44] <eightballing> thx
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#496 [20:45] <Thunderrob> Ok so I do have to pay the additional $7 for the app?
#497 [20:45] <Fevix> Thunderrob: Yes.
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#500 [20:45] <Fevix> If you want to play Minecraft on iPod or iPhone, you need to buy it from the App Store. No other source can give it to you.
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#503 [20:47] <Thunderrob> Ok thank you, my kid was right, I'm so far out of loop!!!
#504 [20:48] <johnny> when trying to update my MacBook to the most current version of Minecraft, I receive an error message and the update will not continue. What do I need to do?
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#507 [20:49] <johnny> can someone assist me in the update? my macbook just gives me an error message
#508 [20:50] <johnny> anyone?
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#511 [20:50] <johnny> Hoski, can you help me?
#512 [20:51] <Hoski> when i launch minecraft and put in my email and password then hit login it says 'login failed' and gives me the option to try again or play offline but it doesnt let me click play offine
#513 [20:52] <johnny> I type in the email and pssword and it wants me to do the update. I click "yes". It then gives me an updater download error message.
#514 [20:52] <Hoski> when i launch minecraft and put in my email and password then hit login it says 'login failed' and gives me the option to try again or play offline but it doesnt let me click play offline and under play offline it says (not downloaded) can someone help me?
#515 [20:52] <Hoski> when i launch minecraft and put in my email and password then hit login it says 'login failed' and gives me the option to try again or play offline but it doesnt let me click play offline and under play offline it says (not downloaded) can someone help me?
#516 [20:53] <johnny> Sorry, I can't help you. Can anyone help me?
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#522 [20:56] <NeoxRave> Can anyone help me solve the: "Could not create the java virtual machine. A fatal error occured. The program will not close" error? I've tried shutting down all my applications, restarting my computer, downgrading from java 7 to java 6, and running under compatibility mode.
#523 [20:59] <NeoxRave> ??
#524 [20:59] <Ryladine> ??> NeoxRave java/version
#525 [20:59] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#526 [20:59] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#528 [20:59] <Ryladine> Please follow voxel's instructions and provide me the version it reports.
#529 [20:59] <pissedaf> why cant i acces any of my games on the xbox 360 version?
#530 [20:59] <NeoxRave> I just tried putting on java 6 to try and fix it
#531 [21:00] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, Please do so anyway.
#532 [21:00] <pissedaf> it says connection to server is lost and returns me to the main menu
#533 [21:00] <NeoxRave> Your Java version: Version 6 Update 43
#534 [21:00] <Ryladine> pissedaf, That is a known issue with the xbox360 version of MC. Hopefully it will be corrected soon. Some people have suggested disconnecting the Xbox from the internet as a temporary solution.
#535 [21:00] <pissedaf> are you fucking serious
#536 [21:00] * AuBot kicked pissedaf from #minecrafthelp (Reason: issedaf :Please keep it civil.)
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#538 [21:01] <Ryladine> pissedaf, Patience is a virtue you are without.
#539 [21:01] <Ryladine> pissedaf, I was answering your question when you cursed at us.
#540 [21:01] <Ryladine> pissedaf, That is a known issue with the xbox360 version of MC. Hopefully it will be corrected soon. Some people have suggested disconnecting the Xbox from the internet as a temporary solution.
#541 [21:01] <pissedaf> when will it be fixed?
#542 [21:02] <Fevix> pissedaf, we are not devs, we do not know
#543 [21:02] <Ryladine> "Hopefully it will be corrected soon." would indicate we don't know now wouldn't it?
#544 [21:02] <pissedaf> you have an attitude for real
#545 [21:02] <Ryladine> Everyone in this channel is a volunteer, we do not work with mojang nor do we know their schedule.
#546 [21:02] <pissedaf> why would they put volunteers in here
#547 [21:03] <pissedaf> thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard it should be there staff
#548 [21:03] <Ryladine> pissedaf, I'm not the one who got kicked by a bot for cursing at helpers. Because, this is an unofficial support channel.
#549 [21:03] <Fevix> pissedaf: They didn't put volunteers here, this channel was made by volunteers.
#550 [21:03] <pissedaf> is there anyway to contact an actual staff member
#551 [21:03] <Ryladine> ??> pissedaf mojang/email
#552 [21:03] <VoxelHead> pissedaf: (mojang/email) You can email Mojang by going here: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#553 [21:03] <Ryladine> Feel free to enjoy the wait of weeks.
#554 [21:03] <Fevix> pissedaf: If you're willing to wait several weeks for a reply, then the above link will help.
#555 [21:04] <Fevix> Ryladine: What's the one to check which date they're working on?
#556 [21:04] <pissedaf> ryladine your a nerd with nothing better to do then volunteer for minecraft if i could find you id kick your teeth in
#557 [21:04] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, Sorry for the delay. One moment please.
#558 [21:04] <NeoxRave> It's alright, take your time.
#559 [21:04] <Ryladine> pissedaf, Feel free to curse at me again so Aubot kicks you.
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#561 [21:04] <oldtopman> ??> pissedaf attitude
#562 [21:04] <VoxelHead> pissedaf: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#563 [21:04] <VoxelHead> pissedaf: (attitude) We understand that if you're here, you're probably upset because something isn't working properly. Try to remember that we are volunteering our time to try to assist people such as yourself.
#564 [21:04] <pissedaf> feel free to hide behine a computer
#565 [21:05] <Ryladine> behind*
#566 [21:05] <pissedaf> i cant not connect to xbox live i have one of the new ones
#567 [21:05] <sryogurt> Can anyone help me? A friend bought minecraft, but I have not received an email or anything and it's been almost two weeks
#568 [21:05] <pissedaf> wow bro you got me
#569 [21:05] <Ryladine> ??< java/javara
#570 [21:06] <Ryladine> ??> pissedaf xbox/serverlost
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#572 [21:06] <NeoxRave_> sorry, my wireless glitched
#573 [21:06] <Ryladine> ??> pissedaf xbox/serverlost
#574 [21:07] <Ryladine> syfaro, Your bots database is out of date again
#575 [21:07] <sryogurt> (bought to gift me directly) sorry if you do not understand but i speak spanish
#576 [21:07] <pissedaf> is their any quick solutions to the xbox 360 version problem besides not being connected to xbox live
#577 [21:07] <oldtopman> pissedaf: No.
#578 [21:07] <pissedaf> thats retarded
#579 [21:07] <oldtopman> pissedaf: If you have no other questions, I suggest you depart.
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#581 [21:08] <pissedaf> i suggest you eat a dic
#582 [21:08] * VoxelHead kicked pissedaf from #minecrafthelp (Reason: issedaf :Banned: You have a week to improve your attitude.)
#583 [21:08] <oldtopman> Hook. Line. Sinker.
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#585 [21:08] * oldtopman tips har
#585 [21:08] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, I'm going to have a bot send you some more instructions.
#586 [21:08] <oldtopman> hat*
#587 [21:08] <Ryladine> Thank you oldtopman
#588 [21:08] <Fevix> thanks
#589 [21:08] <NeoxRave> alright
#590 [21:09] <Ryladine> ??> NeoxRave win/javara
#591 [21:09] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#592 [21:09] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (win/javara) JavaRa's info is at http://singularlabs.com/software/javara/
#593 [21:09] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, Its been a while since I had someone run this, so I may be a bit slow answering your questions about it if you have any.
#594 [21:09] <sryogurt> Can anyone help me? A friend bought minecraft, but I have not received an email or anything and it's been almost two weeks (bought to gift me directly) sorry if you do not understand but i speak spanish
#595 [21:10] <NeoxRave> Alright
#596 [21:10] <Fevix> ??> sryogurt account/resendemail
#597 [21:10] <VoxelHead> sryogurt: (account/resendemail) https://account.mojang.com/me/resendVerifyEmail
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#600 [21:11] <sryogurt> thankyou im gonna try
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#610 [21:19] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, You still there?
#611 [21:19] <NeoxRave> yes
#612 [21:19] <Ryladine> Need any help running it or are you doing fine?
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#614 [21:20] <NeoxRave> minecraft still isnt running
#615 [21:20] <Ryladine> Thats understandable. Javara removed java.
#616 [21:21] <NeoxRave> "--------------------------- Java(TM) Update --------------------------- You already have the latest Java(TM) Platform on this system. --------------------------- OK ---------------------------"
#617 [21:22] <Ryladine> Is it still giving the same error even after running javara and isntalling a new version of java then?
#618 [21:22] <NeoxRave> yes
#619 [21:22] <Ryladine> ??> NeoxRave win/dxdiag
#620 [21:22] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#621 [21:22] <VoxelHead> NeoxRave: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it back here.
#622 [21:22] <NeoxRave> im on windows xp
#623 [21:22] <NeoxRave> running...
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#625 [21:25] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, Has Mc ever ran on this machine?
#626 [21:26] <NeoxRave> yes
#627 [21:26] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, When did it stop running?
#628 [21:26] <NeoxRave> couple days ago.
#629 [21:26] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, What changed at that time, anything?
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#631 [21:27] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, So you changed your AV? What did you change it to?
#632 [21:27] <NeoxRave> Comodo
#633 [21:28] <Ryladine> Do me a favor and try disabling it and launching MC again while I look into it please.
#634 [21:30] <Ryladine> NeoxRave, A bit of searching has revealed numerous issues with people trying to run MC and comodo both.
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#643 [21:40] <Jack_> hi
#644 [21:40] <Jack_> hi
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#646 [21:41] <Jack_> I just upgraded to an Nvidia GTX 680 from Radeon HD 6850 and now minecraft looks TERRIBLE. Everything else is great except minecraft. I don't know how to fix it!
#647 [21:42] <Stary2001> Anti-aliasing?
#648 [21:42] <Jack_> Textures pop in and out and i can see bed rock way below from sea level and theres little boxes around torches and lines EVERYWHERE
#649 [21:42] <Stary2001> Anti-aliasing.
#650 [21:42] <Stary2001> find how to turn it off.
#651 [21:43] <Stary2001> somewhere in nvidia control panel.. iirc
#652 [21:43] <Jack_> I did that and it fixed the lines and boxes problem but textures are still popping in and out
#653 [21:43] <Fevix> Jack_: Turn off Texture Threading.
#654 [21:44] <Fevix> I have an NVidia card, please wait while I find the option
#655 [21:44] <Jack_> like the floor in my home will suddenly disappear and i can see all the way down to the bedrock
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#657 [21:44] <Fevix> Jack_: In the Control Pane, unser Manage 3d Settings, turn off Threaded Optimization.
#658 [21:45] <Fevix> Sorry for messy typing.
#659 [21:45] <Jack_> let me try it out
#660 [21:45] <Jack_> no problem
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#663 [21:47] <Jack_> Turning off threading fixed the popping issue!
#664 [21:47] <Jack_> Thanks alot guys/girls!
#665 [21:49] <Stary2001> :D
#666 [21:49] <Stary2001> thought there was another option, thanks Fevix
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#668 [21:49] <Fevix> Stary2001: It's a common issue with many NVidia cards :P
#669 [21:50] <ThEXxXRuInS> I am having trouble logging in to my minecraft account, how do I fix it?
#670 [21:50] <Stary2001> heh , I never got it Fevix
#671 [21:50] <Fevix> ??> ThEXxXRuInS accounts
#672 [21:50] <VoxelHead> ThEXxXRuInS: (accounts) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://is.gd/mc_acct
#673 [21:50] <Fevix> I can assist, ThEXxXRuInS, but I cannot guaruntee results.
#674 [21:51] <ThEXxXRuInS> Not a payment issue, just not logging in.
#675 [21:51] <ThEXxXRuInS> It's worked many times, but now it's not.
#676 [21:51] <Fevix> Did you migrate your account?
#677 [21:51] <ThEXxXRuInS> No...
#678 [21:52] <ThEXxXRuInS> I just tried logging in and then it randomly said "Login Failed"
#679 [21:52] <Fevix> The servers may be down. HOw long has this been happening?
#680 [21:52] <ThEXxXRuInS> I thought it was a username or password error, but then I tried everything, nothing worked.
#681 [21:52] <Stary2001> http://status.mojang.com
#682 [21:52] <ThEXxXRuInS> Just a couple minutes ago.
#683 [21:52] <Stary2001> huh why does that just say "OK" now, it used to be a nice pretty status page
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#686 [21:54] <Fevix> Stary2001: http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#687 [21:54] <Fevix> :P
#688 [21:54] <Stary2001> damnit. :<
#689 [21:54] <Stary2001> i recall mojang.com having something like that
#690 [21:54] <cestislife> help.mojang.com
#691 [21:55] <cestislife> Think you meant that.
#692 [21:56] <Stary2001> aah.
#693 [21:56] <Stary2001> thank you, cestislife. :)
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#695 [21:57] <Syfaro> Ryladine: why are you using my bot? and updating now
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#698 [21:58] <raver> hey just downloaded, but whenever I launch, mine craft crashes and says Failed to launch game
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#701 [21:59] <raver> anyone able to help?
#702 [22:00] <raver> Problem: The game won't launch. I downloaded it, but it crashes and refuses to go
#703 [22:00] <Fevix> ??> raver crashreport
#704 [22:00] <VoxelHead> raver: (crashreport) How to get a crash report: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crash#How_to_get_a_crash_report
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#708 [22:11] <raver> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Hi. I'm Minecraft, and I'm a crashaholic. Time: 4/8/13 10:05 PM Description: Failed to start game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not get the JAWT interface at org.lwjgl.opengl.AWTSurfaceLock.lockAndInitHandle(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.AWTSurfaceLock.access$100(AWTSurfaceLock.java:49) at org.lwjgl.opengl.AWTSurfaceLock$1.run(AWTSurfaceLock.java:89) at java.security.AccessController.doPr
#709 [22:12] <Andrio> ??> raver pastebin
#710 [22:12] <VoxelHead> raver: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#714 [22:15] <raver> http://pastebin.com/8GBCMZ7Y
#715 [22:16] <Lutzee> ??> raver java/lwjgl/2.9.0
#716 [22:16] <VoxelHead> raver: (java/lwjgl/2.9.0) The latest development (unstable) version of LWJGL can be found here - http://ci.newdawnsoftware.com/view/LWJGL/job/LWJGL-git-dist/lastSuccessfulBuild/artifact/dist/lwjgl-2.9.0.zip
#717 [22:16] <VoxelHead> raver: (java/lwjgl/2.9.0) Updating to this version has been known to resolve the "Cannot get JAWT interface" error for Mac users on Java 7.
#718 [22:16] <cestislife> ?? java/lwjgl
#719 [22:16] <VoxelHead> java/lwjgl: See http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Update_LWJGL for a guide on manually updating to a new version of LWJGL.
#720 [22:16] <VoxelHead> java/lwjgl: Syfaro has also made an automatic updater here: http://lwjgl.syfaro.net/LWJGLUpdater.jar
#721 [22:16] <cestislife> Ignore the auto updater
#722 [22:17] <Syfaro> :c
#723 [22:17] * cestislife hugs Syfaro
#723 [22:17] <cestislife> shh
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#725 [22:18] <raver> great thanks!
#726 [22:18] <cestislife> Odd
#727 [22:18] <cestislife> The crash report says LWJGL: 2.4.2
#728 [22:18] <cestislife> That's
#729 [22:18] <cestislife> Really old
#730 [22:18] <cestislife> xD
#731 [22:19] <cestislife> oh shush VoxelHead
#732 [22:19] * cestislife sits on VoxelHead
#732 [22:19] <Lutzee> cestislife: Thats normal
#733 [22:19] <cestislife> I never really did look at that though, always assumed it was 2.8.2
#734 [22:19] <cestislife> Huh.
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#736 [22:24] <ChadtheBuilder> Hello
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#740 [22:29] <Fevix> Odd. A server is pinging properly, but every time I try to log in, it times out.
#741 [22:29] <Fevix> I can refresh the status page over and over and it pings well, but as soon as I try to log in....
#742 [22:29] <ChadtheBuilder> Try to restart the game
#743 [22:29] <ChadtheBuilder> Maybe that will help
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#747 [22:34] <Fevix> It was just a bit of server derpery
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#753 [22:40] <jacob> Hi> I am having some technical problems with Minecraft> it worked fine a few weeks ago but now I have moved from the UK to canada and have a new computer, Everytime I log in I just get a balck screen. Can anyone help?
#754 [22:41] <Ryladine> jacob, Have you installed any mods on the client?
#755 [22:41] <jacob> black even
#756 [22:41] <jacob> no i havent
#757 [22:42] <ChadtheBuilder> Do you have the correct graphics drivers installed for your computer?
#758 [22:42] <ChadtheBuilder> Also, Make sure your computer supports OpenGL
#759 [22:42] <jacob> I down loaded some software which updated some of my drivers but to be honest I dont really know what drivers might need updating
#760 [22:43] <Ryladine> jacob, Never use "Software" solutions to update drivers.
#761 [22:43] <ChadtheBuilder> What OS do you run
#762 [22:43] <Ryladine> jacob, At worst they are fake and a virus, at best they get it wrong.
#763 [22:43] <jacob> windows 7
#764 [22:44] <ChadtheBuilder> Right click the minecraft launcher and click run with processor, then select your cpu and see if that helps
#765 [22:44] <ChadtheBuilder> Also, what brand is your computer?
#766 [22:45] <jacob> tishiba
#767 [22:45] <jacob> toshiba
#768 [22:45] <ChadtheBuilder> Ok
#769 [22:46] <ChadtheBuilder> What is your computer model? ( if you know)
#770 [22:47] <ChadtheBuilder> Also what graphics processor do you have
#771 [22:47] <cestislife> A DxDiag should tell you that.
#772 [22:47] <jacob> when i right click the launcher i dont get the option of runwith processor
#773 [22:48] <ChadtheBuilder> Lets try to focus on fixing your graphics problem
#774 [22:48] <ChadtheBuilder> What is your graphics card and computer model
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#776 [22:49] <jacob> tishiba satellite c650d with an amd e-350 processor
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#778 [22:50] <jacob> have ni idea about the graphics card as it's a borrowed computer
#779 [22:51] <ChadtheBuilder> Can you go ahead and uninstall that other software you had installed
#780 [22:51] <jacob> ok
#781 [22:52] <ChadtheBuilder> Does this look like your computer?
#782 [22:52] <ChadtheBuilder> http://us.toshiba.com/computers/laptops/satellite/C650/C650D-ST5N01/
#783 [22:52] <jacob> yes thats the onw
#784 [22:53] <ChadtheBuilder> Ok
#785 [22:53] <todde> i need help with video card error, i have a dell and have loaded the latest drivers
#786 [22:53] <cestislife> ??> todde win/dxdiag/bat
#787 [22:53] <VoxelHead> todde: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
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#789 [22:53] <VoxelHead> todde: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
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#791 [22:55] <Lutzee> btw ChadtheBuilder if you are going to hang arround
#792 [22:55] <Lutzee> ??> ChadtheBuilder bot/help
#793 [22:55] <VoxelHead> ChadtheBuilder: (bot/help) To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#794 [22:55] <VoxelHead> ChadtheBuilder: (bot/help) For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#795 [22:55] <Lutzee> ??>> ChadtheBuilder index
#796 [22:56] <jacob> says the program cant start because the DCIMAN32.dll is missing from my computer
#797 [22:56] <ChadtheBuilder> What program
#798 [22:57] <todde> sorry, too much info for me, the video card is intel 82865G, main driver ialmrnt5.dll version 6.14.0010.4544 does this help?
#799 [22:57] <ChadtheBuilder> ??>> jacob
#800 [22:57] <cestislife> todde, paste the log on pastebin.com
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#802 [22:57] <jacob> windows dxdiag collector.
#803 [22:57] <jacob> or was that not aimed at me?
#804 [22:58] <todde> not sure, just looking for help
#805 [22:58] <cestislife> todde: I need the whole log.
#806 [22:58] <cestislife> It is aimed at both of you.
#807 [22:59] <cestislife> jacob: If you cannot obtain the log, do it manually.
#808 [22:59] <cestislife> ??> jacob win/dxdiag
#809 [22:59] <VoxelHead> jacob: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#810 [22:59] <VoxelHead> jacob: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it back here.
#811 [22:59] <todde> sounds like i need the same stuff??
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#813 [23:00] <cestislife> Yes, you do.
#814 [23:00] <cestislife> It will show us your full system specs.
#815 [23:01] <todde> http://pastebin.com/E7tLAfC0
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#817 [23:02] <jacob> http://pastebin.com/KMKRCYNq
#818 [23:02] <cestislife> Thank you, both.
#819 [23:02] <Lutzee> todde: your PC will be lucky to run the game at any decent framerate, let alone at all
#820 [23:02] <todde> No, thank you for helping
#821 [23:02] <cestislife> But try this
#822 [23:03] <cestislife> ??> todde win/intelgpu
#823 [23:03] <jacob> thank you for trying to help, its been driving us mad all afternoon!
#824 [23:03] <VoxelHead> todde: (win/intelgpu) Sometimes, having an old Intel Integrated GPU on Windows XP might cause Minecraft to not run. (Please note that computers that have old Intel Integrated GPUs usually have low performance, and purchasing a new computer will, in the long run, be better for you.)
#825 [23:03] <VoxelHead> todde: (win/intelgpu) Control Panel > Display > Settings > Advanced > Troubleshoot, turn Hardware acceleration to below half (or off).
#826 [23:03] <cestislife> jacob: I am looking at your log now.
#827 [23:03] <Lutzee> Driver Date/Size: 12/31/1999 17:00:00, 1108480 bytes well... theres your problem O.o
#828 [23:04] <cestislife> Drivers from 1999
#829 [23:04] <cestislife> Well then
#830 [23:04] <cestislife> jacob: Install these, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx
#831 [23:04] <jacob> ok
#832 [23:04] <cestislife> The Catalyst Software Suite
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#834 [23:05] <todde> could i just buy a video card for this computer?
#835 [23:05] <cestislife> Is it a laptop?
#836 [23:06] <Lutzee> todde: You could, but the game will still be slugish
#837 [23:06] <todde> desktop, full size
#838 [23:06] <cestislife> You could
#839 [23:06] <cestislife> But then you should also upgrade your processor.
#840 [23:06] <cestislife> Consider with a RAM upgrade as well.
#841 [23:06] <todde> well, OK now we are almost at a new computer, like you said
#842 [23:06] <cestislife> Pretty much yeah
#843 [23:07] <todde> suggestions??
#844 [23:08] <jacob> its installing now
#845 [23:08] <jacob> its installing now
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#847 [23:10] <jacob> its taking a while. once finished should that fix the problem?
#848 [23:11] <todde> thanks for the help
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#851 [23:12] <jacob> right done
#852 [23:12] <jacob> right done
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#854 [23:13] <jacob> juat tried logging in again and still get black screen
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#856 [23:19] <jacob> hello?
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#868 [23:56] <Guest3581> i can't fricken pay for this game for my daughter. How do I contact someone at minecraft. This is ridiculous
#869 [23:58] <Guest3581> i see this works as good as trying to find help on the website.. amazing that such a big game has no way to help you pay them..
#870 [23:58] <Guest3581> oh well, minecraft looses. c ya
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#872 [23:59] <tubelius> =D