#1 [00:01] * BRMinerz01 [BRMinerz01@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3 [00:02] <BRMinerz01> pixel format is not accelerated
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#5 [00:04] <GrygrFlzr> BRMinerz01, can you give us the link to your dxdiag?
#6 [00:04] <GrygrFlzr> ??> BRMinerz01 hopper/dxdiag
#7 [00:04] <VoxelHead> BRMinerz01: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#8 [00:04] <BRMinerz01> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9b4ed54479522c3b6890
#9 [00:05] <BRMinerz01> dxdiag: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9b4ed54479522c3b6890
#10 [00:06] <GrygrFlzr> BRMinerz01: Download and install the driver at the top: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=23106
#11 [00:07] <BRMinerz01> 136 mb?!
#12 [00:11] <BRMinerz01> what does slap means?
#13 [00:11] <BRMinerz01> GrygrFlzr
#14 [00:11] <BRMinerz01> BRMinerz01: Download and install the driver at the top: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&Dwnld
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#17 [00:12] * BRMinerz01 slaps [L] around a bit with a large trout
#17 [00:12] <BRMinerz01> what's that?
#18 [00:12] <[L]> Ding.
#19 [00:12] <[L]> Do you need something?
#20 [00:12] <BRMinerz01> no?
#21 [00:12] <GrygrFlzr> Don't ping other people if you're not talking to them
#22 [00:12] <[L]> Then try not to highlight other people.
#23 [00:13] <[L]> When you say someones full screenname, most clients for IRC Produce a sound for them. It notifies them of someone saying their name.
#24 [00:14] <[L]> It has multiple names, callsigning,highlighting, pinging.
#25 [00:14] <BRMinerz01> ohh sorry
#26 [00:15] * bb [bb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#27 [00:15] <[L]> It's alright.
#28 [00:15] <bb> hi
#29 [00:16] <bb> hello
#30 [00:16] <BRMinerz01> what do you want?
#31 [00:16] <bb> hi
#32 [00:16] <bb> so my minecraft crash
#33 [00:17] <bb> hello
#34 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#35 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#36 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#37 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#38 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#39 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#40 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#41 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#42 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#43 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#44 [00:17] <VoxelHead> bb: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#45 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#46 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#47 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#48 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#49 [00:17] <VoxelHead> bb: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#50 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#51 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#52 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#53 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#54 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#55 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#56 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#57 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#58 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#59 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#60 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#61 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#62 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#63 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#64 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#65 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#66 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#67 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#68 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#69 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#70 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#71 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#72 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#73 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#74 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#75 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#76 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#77 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#78 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#79 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#80 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#81 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#82 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#83 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#84 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#85 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#86 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#87 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#88 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#89 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#90 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#91 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#92 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#93 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#94 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#95 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#96 [00:17] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#97 [00:17] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#98 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#99 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#100 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#101 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#102 [00:17] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#103 [00:17] <VoxelHead> Syer: I am tired of waiting on you. I'm going to ignore your public commands for 10 minutes. In the future, please do not flood the channel with bot commands.
#104 [00:18] <BRMinerz01> what just happened?
#105 [00:19] <webrosc|tv> thats how not to post an error
#106 [00:20] <bb> but
#107 [00:20] <bb> k sorry
#108 [00:20] <BRMinerz01> what but?
#109 [00:20] <bb> sorry
#110 [00:20] <bb> i thought there wass no one here
#111 [00:20] <bb> sorry
#112 [00:21] <webrosc|tv> no reason to spam the chat
#113 [00:21] <bb> ok
#114 [00:21] <bb> can you help me
#115 [00:21] <bb> ?
#116 [00:21] <bb> please
#117 [00:21] <bb> ....
#118 [00:21] <bb> xx
#119 [00:21] <bb> x
#120 [00:21] <bb> x
#121 [00:21] <bb> x
#122 [00:21] <bb> x
#123 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#124 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#125 [00:22] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#126 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#127 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#128 [00:22] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#129 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#130 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#131 [00:22] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#132 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#133 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#134 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#135 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#136 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#137 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#138 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#139 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#140 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#141 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#142 [00:22] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#143 [00:22] <Syer> bb: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#144 [00:22] <Syer> ??> bb gist
#145 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#146 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#147 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#148 [00:22] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
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#150 [00:23] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#151 [00:23] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#152 [00:23] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
#153 [00:23] <bb> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Don't do that. Time: 13. 10. 12 오전 11:17 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at or
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#155 [00:23] <GrygrFlzr> ...
#156 [00:24] <webrosc|tv> patience is a virtue, but not to bb
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#159 [00:29] <Jake0720> Does this channel provide help for IRC bridges?
#160 [00:29] <Jake0720> To Minecraft, that is.
#161 [00:30] <webrosc|tv> nope sorry, only vanilla minecraft here
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#164 [00:31] <webrosc|tv> see if the mod your using has its own channel for support?
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#168 [00:34] <BRMinerz01> what will i do now
#169 [00:34] <BRMinerz01> Win64_153117.exe?\
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#171 [00:35] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecraft loggins
#172 [00:35] <BRMinerz01> what will i do with this? Win64_153117.exe?
#173 [00:35] <Random_JAY> hello?
#174 [00:36] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecraft loggins
#175 [00:36] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: You run it
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#177 [00:36] <BRMinerz01> what is Win64_153117.exe?
#178 [00:38] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecraft loggins
#179 [00:38] <BRMinerz01> automatically run winsat and enable windows aero desktop theme? check?
#180 [00:39] <BRMinerz01> automatically run winsat and enable windows aero desktop theme? check?
#181 [00:39] <BRMinerz01> ??
#182 [00:40] <Random_JAY> hello anybody?
#183 [00:40] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecrcaft loggins. msg me asap
#184 [00:41] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: That file is the Graphics Driver you need to be able to run Minecraft as wellas you can
#185 [00:41] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: You need to run it, so it can install the driver
#186 [00:41] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: that's why you downloaded it from Intel's website, remember?
#187 [00:41] <clarjon1> To fix your minecraft problem.
#188 [00:42] <Random_JAY> no i can loggin to minecraft launcher, but not the website
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#194 [00:47] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecraft loggins
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#196 [00:55] <BRMinerz01> wow! thank you guys! because of you i can play minecraft again!!! thabk you i love you all! mwaa!
#197 [00:55] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: Glad you could get it working.
#198 [00:55] <BRMinerz01> yeahh!
#199 [00:55] <Random_JAY> i need help with minecraft loggins plz :P
#200 [00:56] <Wug> Random_JAY: logins*?
#201 [00:56] <Wug> describe your issue, don't wait to be asked
#202 [00:56] <Random_JAY> oops, so do you want me to tell me story
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#205 [00:57] <Random_JAY> wug?
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#207 [00:58] <Wug> ??> Random_JAY scold/pm
#208 [00:58] <VoxelHead> Random_JAY: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#209 [00:58] <Wug> describe your issue, don't wait to be asked
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#211 [00:58] <Random_JAY> my monecraft login issue is, i can login to the minecraft launcher, but not mojang.com or minecraft.net.
#212 [00:59] <Wug> that's opposite the usual scenario
#213 [01:00] <Random_JAY> oh
#214 [01:00] <Wug> are you logging into minecraft each time?
#215 [01:00] <Random_JAY> ?
#216 [01:00] <Wug> or are you just using your saved email and password
#217 [01:00] <Random_JAY> both
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#219 [01:00] <Wug> what happens if you log out, clear the email and password boxes, retype your info, and log back in
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#222 [01:01] <Random_JAY> sometimes i press "login" on minecraft.net and my saved usernames and password it there, then i het "login" once i says password or username wrong and i press "login" agen and it works
#223 [01:01] <Random_JAY> ok i will try that
#224 [01:02] <Wug> if you can get into mojang.com, try changing your password
#225 [01:02] <Wug> if you cant, try resetting it
#226 [01:03] <Random_JAY> i cant even get login to mojang to
#227 [01:04] <Random_JAY> and i tryed wat you said earlyer and it did not work
#228 [01:04] <BRMinerz01> how to delete a network in hamachi?
#229 [01:04] <Wug> BRMinerz01: hamachi is dumb, you should just uninstall it
#230 [01:04] <Wug> hamachi servers are never good, you wont be missing anything
#231 [01:05] <BRMinerz01> so how will i make one?
#232 [01:05] <Random_JAY> brb
#233 [01:05] <Wug> you could forward ports
#234 [01:05] <Wug> ??> Random_JAY mojang/email
#235 [01:05] <VoxelHead> Random_JAY: You can email Mojang by going here: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#236 [01:05] <BRMinerz01> sorry but im not good at servers.
#237 [01:06] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: Hamachi is not supported, as the way it works opens your computer up to a lot of attacks, by essentially making it so that computers on it are plugged into the same physical network as you, able to see your shared files and devices.
#238 [01:06] <BRMinerz01> how will i forward ports?
#239 [01:06] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: There are many websites that can assist you with forwarding ports
#240 [01:07] <clarjon1> BRMinerz01: You will need 1) Minecraft server ready to go, 2) the Make and Model of your router/modem, 3) The LAN IP address of your computer
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#243 [01:14] <Random_JAY> back
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#253 [01:34] <HopperGuest98299> i cant load mincraft
#254 [01:34] <HopperGuest98299> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/fde0f714d5f619eed204
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#258 [01:41] <Canuckking> Hello, I have had a problem with logging in. Friday morning, I could sign in fine. When I went to my friends later in the afternoon, i could not login. It was completely random. We checked the internet connection, restarted my laptop, about everything. I am confused. I would like some assistance!
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#261 [01:46] <Canuckking> Someone please respond. I will wait patiently, just I dont have all night to wait.
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#263 [01:48] <HopperGuest98299> I cant load minecraft
#264 [01:48] <HopperGuest98299> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/fde0f714d5f619eed204
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#269 [01:57] <Elystus> HopperGuest98299, give me a moment to review your link
#270 [01:58] <HopperGuest98299> Thanks
#271 [01:58] <Elystus> HopperGuest98299, what exactly happens when you try to load minecraft?
#272 [01:58] <HopperGuest98299> Pixel Format Not Accelerated
#273 [01:58] <HopperGuest98299> This error message is caused by outdated video card drivers. These drivers generally lack the ability to properly display OpenGL content, which is what Minecraft utilises.
#274 [01:58] <HopperGuest98299> To fix this, you may need to update your your graphics drivers. In order to update your drivers, first you need to find what brand manufactured your card. To do so, follow these steps; if you're having trouble, see this page!
#275 [01:58] <Elystus> okay, thanks... now this information is actually useful :)
#276 [02:00] <Elystus> HopperGuest98299, please follow the directions given by Voxelhead
#277 [02:00] <Elystus> ?? HopperGuest98299 gpu/amd
#278 [02:00] <Elystus> ??> HopperGuest98299 gpu/amd
#279 [02:00] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest98299: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) GPUs here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/auto_detect.aspx
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#281 [02:01] <HopperGuest98299> when i click download now it says could not connect to server'
#282 [02:02] <HopperGuest98299> :: could not parse error
#283 [02:04] <Elystus> HopperGuest98299, do you have a desktop?
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#286 [02:06] <HopperGuest98299> im on a laptop now - but yes i have a desktop
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#288 [02:07] <Elystus> Nvm, your laptop is the eME642G which is the one you're having trouble with, correct?
#289 [02:07] <HopperGuest98299> yes
#290 [02:07] <Elystus> okay, cool
#291 [02:09] <Elystus> HopperGuest98299, install the driver on this page: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/mobile?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
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#295 [02:21] <Basicaneer> .-.
#296 [02:21] <Basicaneer> .-.
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#298 [02:26] <HopperGuest98299> It's installing now. we'll see how it goes.
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#307 [02:47] <HopperGuest76675> Elystus are you there?
#308 [02:48] <Wug> anyone can help
#309 [02:49] <HopperGuest76675> Im the guy with the eEM642G
#310 [02:49] <HopperGuest76675> He/she helped me and I came back to say THANK YOU !!!!
#311 [02:49] <Wug> he might have gone to bed
#312 [02:49] <Wug> I'll tell him you said so
#313 [02:50] <HopperGuest76675> No worries - you guys do a great job - for real. Thanks again.
#314 [02:51] <HopperGuest76675> I have two boys over the moon now - all the best
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#316 [02:51] <Wug> most people don't return to say thank you
#317 [02:51] <Wug> we appreciate it.
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#319 [02:52] <HopperGuest76675> Cheers, and thanks again, gotta go.
#320 [02:53] <Elystus> I was eating
#321 [02:53] <Elystus> Good to hear its fixed
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#325 [03:02] <Lols> ok so im using a reall small computer and i dont know how many pixels it has so waht do i do i tryed to change the resoulution and it dident work plus i know nothing im confused
#326 [03:03] <Lols> so can any one help me
#327 [03:04] <tyteen4a03> Lols, what did you change?
#328 [03:05] <Lols> ok so i have the launcer up and i tryed to change the resolution
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#330 [03:07] <Andrio> You shouldn't need to change that at all.
#331 [03:08] <Lols> sorry not a comp wiz
#332 [03:08] <tyteen4a03> Lols, change it back to the original resolution
#333 [03:09] <tyteen4a03> Lols, then, tell us the error
#334 [03:11] <Lols> pixel format not accelerated
#335 [03:11] <Lols> then theres like a whole bunch of typing
#336 [03:16] <Lols> its telling me to update my graphic drivers
#337 [03:16] <tyteen4a03> ??> Lols win/dxdiag/bat
#338 [03:16] <VoxelHead> Lols: Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on https://gist.github.com copy the URL you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#339 [03:16] <VoxelHead> Lols: Windows DxDiag Collector: http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/tools/CreateDxdiag.bat
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#341 [03:18] <Lols> so i send all of it
#342 [03:20] <Lols> ------------------
#343 [03:23] <Lols> how do i make the secret gist
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#349 [03:27] <Diggy> Im at the part of makeing a secret gist how do i do that?
#350 [03:28] <Andrio> Paste your text into the big text box; click Create Secret Gist; give us the URL it takes you to.
#351 [03:30] <Diggy> o but its not a option its not letting me do that
#352 [03:31] <Andrio> You're using the bigger text box, right?
#353 [03:32] <Diggy> im pretty sure is it the box with a cat next to it?
#354 [03:32] <Andrio> No..
#355 [03:32] <Andrio> ??> Diggy gist/image
#356 [03:32] <VoxelHead> Diggy: Ah, so you need pictoral step-by-step directions? Give http://imgur.com/a/xtTOq a look, then.
#357 [03:35] <Diggy> Ok now i have it in that box and its still not letting me
#358 [03:36] <Andrio> Hm... Are you using Internet Explorer?
#359 [03:37] <Diggy> yes
#360 [03:37] <Andrio> ??> Diggy fubar/ie
#361 [03:37] <VoxelHead> Diggy: Internet Exploder/Exploiter/Explorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#362 [03:37] <VoxelHead> Diggy: Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox
#363 [03:43] <Diggy> ok i was redirected to place after i made the secret gist now what??
#364 [03:43] <Andrio> Copy what's in your address bar here.
#365 [03:44] <Andrio> ( http://gist.github.com/anonymous/... )
#366 [03:44] <Diggy> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/28c19047623d97da5c71 this?
#367 [03:44] <Andrio> Yes.
#368 [03:46] <Diggy> after that whats next?
#369 [03:46] <Andrio> One moment..
#370 [03:48] <Andrio> Diggy, try downloading and installing this driver: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/19494/eng/Win7.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=19494&DownloadType=Drivers&keyword=Intel(R)+Graphics+Media+Accelerator+3150
#371 [03:48] <Diggy> im running it
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#373 [03:50] <Diggy> ok im going to restart my comp Thanks for your help
#374 [03:51] <Andrio> No problem..
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#379 [04:09] <baz> I bought minecraft but the bloody thing isnt letting me sign in
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#383 [04:16] <HopperGuest83560> Hi im having trouble installing my video card drivers is because Windows 8.Do you know a solution?
#384 [04:17] <Calinou> HopperGuest83560: that doesn't make it harder
#385 [04:17] <Calinou> did you try dxdiag?
#386 [04:17] <Calinou> ?? hopper/dxdiag
#387 [04:17] <VoxelHead> hopper/dxdiag: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#392 [04:23] <HopperGuest83560> Calinou Im using a PC!
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#395 [04:32] <Calinou> ._.
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#400 [04:46] <Andrio> Meanwhile, HopperGuest83560 is tried for murder.
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#414 [05:05] <omarhassans> i have a problem with the with how i can update my graphics driver so it dont let me to play minecraft 1.6.4
#415 [05:06] <Andrio> ??> omarhassans hopper/dxdiag
#416 [05:06] <VoxelHead> omarhassans: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#417 [05:06] <omarhassans> thnx
#418 [05:08] <omarhassans> i did all what it said to me befoe but i didnt know what to do (thelast step)
#419 [05:08] <Andrio> Paste the link to your DXDiag report here.
#420 [05:10] <omarhassans> what link you mean this https://gist.github.com/anonymous/76e83e58230667eb9642
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#422 [05:10] <Andrio> Yes, that one.
#423 [05:11] <omarhassans> thnx
#424 [05:11] <omarhassans> i paste it on dxdiag notepad?
#425 [05:12] <Andrio> Download and install the Catalyst software suite: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/beta/amd_catalyst_13.4_legacy_beta_vista_win7_win8.exe
#426 [05:13] <omarhassans> why?
#427 [05:13] <Andrio> Because the driver that comes with Windows 7 doesn't support Minecraft.
#428 [05:14] <omarhassans> ohhhh
#429 [05:14] <Andrio> Try that one instead.
#430 [05:15] <omarhassans> thnx it will need 22 mins\
#431 [05:18] <Andrio> Take your time. :-)
#432 [05:19] <omarhassans> :)
#433 [05:21] <omarhassans> there is something weird cuzi sit before in a lap windows 7 and minecraft worked \ i played minecraft before and there were no any peroblem!
#434 [05:21] <omarhassans> but when i sat on this new lap i found this error\
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#436 [05:28] <omarhassans> still 10 mins
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#441 [05:39] <HopperGuest13916> hi im trying to install minecraft on a vps to start a sever and my drivers are out dates here the specs of the vps https://gist.github.com/anonymous/1730fe27775b28bce060
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#444 [05:40] <Andrio> I don't think you need to update your graphics drivers to run a server.
#445 [05:40] <Andrio> omarhassans, try again to run Minecraft.
#446 [05:40] <omarhassans> ok
#447 [05:41] <HopperGuest13916> i know but i need to log into the game for it to install properly and i cant do that with outdated graphic drivers
#448 [05:41] <Andrio> HopperGuest13916, I don't think that can run Minecraft.
#449 [05:41] <HopperGuest13916> not even a minecraft server?
#450 [05:42] <Andrio> Just download the server software from http://minecraft.net/download
#451 [05:43] <HopperGuest13916> ok ty
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#454 [05:46] <omarhassans> andrio i installed it andd it finished now what i should do??
#455 [05:47] <Andrio> omarhassans, try running Minecraft again.
#456 [05:47] <omarhassans> ok
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#458 [05:48] <omarhassans> yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay ya yay yay yay yay yay
#459 [05:48] <Andrio> It worked?
#460 [05:48] <omarhassans> thnx very much andrio
#461 [05:48] <omarhassans> YUP!!
#462 [05:48] <Andrio> Great. :-)
#463 [05:48] <omarhassans> now i cant play minecraft with my premium acount again !!!
#464 [05:49] <omarhassans> my friends will be so happy that ill join them again... bye
#465 [05:49] <Andrio> o/
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#467 [05:56] <tota> i need help
#468 [05:57] <Andrio> With what?
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#476 [06:02] <NeedHELP> Hi
#477 [06:02] <NeedHELP> I need Help
#478 [06:02] <NeedHELP> Is here anyone online?
#479 [06:03] <Andrio> ??> NeedHELP ask
#480 [06:03] <VoxelHead> NeedHELP: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#481 [06:03] <VoxelHead> NeedHELP: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#482 [06:03] <NeedHELP> I changed the Passwort from my Minecraft Account to a new Passwort, but now, the old AND the New PW DONT work!
#483 [06:04] <NeedHELP> I changed it, and 5 seconds later I tried to log in
#484 [06:04] <NeedHELP> I am 100% sure that I use the correct password (I tried the old & the new one)
#485 [06:05] <NeedHELP> I don't have my Email anymore, so I can't make a new Passwort...
#486 [06:05] <NeedHELP> What can I do now? Maybe somehow change it back to the old one again?
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#489 [06:06] <NeedHELP> Please help me :'(
#490 [06:08] <GrygrFlzr> NeedHELP, how many times did you try to login?
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#492 [06:08] <NeedHELP> Not more than 10
#493 [06:09] <NeedHELP> And I tried to log in yesterday, and Today I tried again...
#494 [06:09] <NeedHELP> So it can't be that my IP is temporary denied
#495 [06:09] <GrygrFlzr> Do you still have your transaction ID?
#496 [06:09] <NeedHELP> No
#497 [06:09] <GrygrFlzr> NeedHELP: How did you purchase Minecraft?
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#499 [06:09] <NeedHELP> I don't bought the Account
#500 [06:09] <GrygrFlzr> Ah.
#501 [06:09] <NeedHELP> It was a Present from a Friend
#502 [06:10] <NeedHELP> but he didn't have his email anymore, too
#503 [06:10] <NeedHELP> My Friend bough a new account, so he give me the old one
#504 [06:10] <NeedHELP> but his new account don't work , too, by the way
#505 [06:11] <NeedHELP> but he didn't changed PW
#506 [06:11] <NeedHELP> maybe coz we log in, in the Account from much other Computers?
#507 [06:12] <GrygrFlzr> No, you can log in from as many computers as you like.
#508 [06:12] <NeedHELP> so what can I do now?
#509 [06:13] <GrygrFlzr> As long you aren't using them at the same time
#510 [06:13] <GrygrFlzr> on the same server
#511 [06:13] <NeedHELP> but what can I, or we do?
#512 [06:13] <NeedHELP> My friend want his account back, too
#513 [06:13] <NeedHELP> both accounts don't work
#514 [06:13] <NeedHELP> the names are kerze8 and Black_Shark123
#515 [06:13] <GrygrFlzr> Well, without any sort of authentication detail you can't really claim ownership your account. Your friend's case is different if he has his transaction ID.
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#517 [06:14] <NeedHELP> I know the email which is used for the account
#518 [06:14] <NeedHELP> but I don't have access to it
#519 [06:15] <NeedHELP> But I changed it, and 5 seconds later it don't worked ... so why it don't work?
#520 [06:15] <NeedHELP> Or can u look at my IP or something like that? Then u see that I logging in with the account on my PC before
#521 [06:15] <Filip> hey u just want to ask when iam changing skin it says were poking some on our servers please try again soon but my friend can change skin without any problem ?
#522 [06:15] <NeedHELP> So u see that this is my Account
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#525 [06:17] <GrygrFlzr> NeedHELP: No, the only way to prove your ownership is using your transaction ID. Even knowing the username + password + email combination isn't enough.
#526 [06:17] <NeedHELP> So I can't to nothing? :(
#527 [06:18] <NeedHELP> the password should be 654321
#528 [06:18] <NeedHELP> or hallo123 at the other account
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#530 [06:18] <NeedHELP> the old PW was 654321xd
#531 [06:19] <Necrodoom> dont type out personal details here
#532 [06:19] <Necrodoom> this is a public channel
#533 [06:19] <NeedHELP> the email is justinbieber@web.de
#534 [06:19] <GrygrFlzr> Again: Knowing the username, password, email or IP address will not prove you own the account
#535 [06:19] <Wug> especially because everyone in this channel can now do that
#536 [06:19] <Wug> all 198 of them
#537 [06:19] <GrygrFlzr> The only way to prove you own it is through your transaction ID, which you should never give publicly
#538 [06:20] <NeedHELP> GrygrFlzr may u can try to log in?
#539 [06:20] <Wug> NeedHELP: I don't think you are getting it
#540 [06:20] <GrygrFlzr> you will need to attempt to recover your e-mail to manually reset the password, or obtain your transaction ID. PayPal keeps all transaction logs.
#541 [06:20] <NeedHELP> I DONT BOUTH IT! :(
#542 [06:20] <NeedHELP> I DONT HAVE THE ID! :(
#543 [06:20] <GrygrFlzr> Furthermore, why are you asking about login problems if you know the correct user/email+pass combo?
#544 [06:20] <Wug> so go into your paypal transaction history, and fetch it
#545 [06:21] <NeedHELP> I know it, but it don't work
#546 [06:21] <NeedHELP> I know the right PW and Username, but it don't work!!
#547 [06:21] <Wug> maybe you gave it away to someone and they changed it.
#548 [06:21] <NeedHELP> no
#549 [06:21] <NeedHELP> I didnt
#550 [06:21] <GrygrFlzr> Like just now.
#551 [06:21] <Wug> you just now gave it to 200 people without so much as a second though
#552 [06:22] <Wug> thought*
#553 [06:22] <Wug> even after being told not to
#554 [06:22] <NeedHELP> I changed it 5 seconds before! so nobody could change it in that time, coz I say it to nobody in this 5 seconds
#555 [06:22] <Wug> ??> NeedHELP transactionid
#556 [06:22] <VoxelHead> NeedHELP: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#557 [06:22] <Wug> click, read.
#558 [06:22] <GrygrFlzr> ...you can access the account right now?
#559 [06:23] <NeedHELP> no
#560 [06:23] <Filip> hey u just want to ask when iam changing skin it says were poking some on our servers please try again soon but my friend can change skin without any problem soo whats the matter?
#561 [06:23] <NeedHELP> but i know the right pw
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#563 [06:24] <Andrio> Filip, I've heard of that happening if the file you're uploading is invalid.
#564 [06:25] <Wug> Filip: can you do me a favor
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#566 [06:25] <Wug> this problem has been around for a while
#567 [06:25] <Wug> ??> Filip
#568 [06:25] <Wug> ??> Filip mojang/email
#569 [06:25] <Filip> ¨what
#570 [06:25] <VoxelHead> Filip: You can email Mojang by going here: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#571 [06:25] <Wug> can you send mojang the file you're trying to upload? exactly as it is now
#572 [06:25] <Filip> ooooook
#573 [06:26] <Wug> it will help them figure out why that happens
#574 [06:26] <Wug> after you've done that, open the file in paint, make a change, undo it, and save it
#575 [06:26] <Wug> and you should be able to upload it
#576 [06:26] <Filip> thak you for help :)
#577 [06:27] <NeedHELP> I found a lastlogin file, with it I can log in into the account
#578 [06:27] <Filip> you were right thank you
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#580 [06:28] <NeedHELP> so what to do now?
#581 [06:28] <GrygrFlzr> NeedHELP: For the 5th time, the only way to prove you own the account is using the transaction ID.
#582 [06:28] <GrygrFlzr> NeedHELP: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#583 [06:28] <NeedHELP> Can I found out the Passwort with a lastlogin file??
#584 [06:28] <GrygrFlzr> ...
#585 [06:29] <NeedHELP> ur evil :( I just want my Account back
#586 [06:29] <GrygrFlzr> You realize that if knowing the e-mail + user + password was enough to claim ownership, I could take over your account this very second?
#587 [06:30] <GrygrFlzr> This is why Mojang requires the transaction ID
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#589 [06:31] <emir1357> hello
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#591 [06:31] <emir1357> i will play minecraft but it say you need a driver can you give me a link to download a driver so i can play
#592 [06:31] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357, do you have the link to your dxdiag?
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#594 [06:31] <GrygrFlzr> ??> emir1357 hopper/dxdiag
#595 [06:31] <VoxelHead> emir1357: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#596 [06:31] <emir1357> i have dxdiag
#597 [06:32] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: We need the link to your dxdiag.
#598 [06:33] <emir1357> uhh how ?
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#600 [06:34] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: Please follow step 5 in the instructions, which tells you how to do so
#601 [06:34] <emir1357> oke
#602 [06:35] <emir1357> oke i do asi have prob i say
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#606 [06:40] <emir1357> https://gist.github.com/emir1357/beb4a10ae0fa3606544f
#607 [06:40] <emir1357> this right ?
#608 [06:41] <GrygrFlzr> Yes, that is correct
#609 [06:42] <emir1357> ok
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#611 [06:43] <emir1357> what now ?
#612 [06:43] <GrygrFlzr> Wait while we read over the log and determine the correct drivers or if you can play at all.
#613 [06:44] <emir1357> oke my problem is drivers i think i need to download a driver
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#617 [06:50] <emir1357> uhm
#618 [06:50] <emir1357> re you clear ?
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#620 [06:51] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: Try to download and install the AMD Chipset Drivers from http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/chipset?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#621 [06:51] <emir1357> i see 3 downloads which one ?
#622 [06:52] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: As I have mentioned, the AMD Chipset Drivers
#623 [06:52] <emir1357> oke sorry i do it
#624 [06:53] <GrygrFlzr> Wait, actually...
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#626 [06:53] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: either I'm mistaken or you don't have a graphics card physically connected to your computer.
#627 [06:55] <emir1357> it say install hurry or normal
#628 [06:55] <emir1357> which one
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#631 [06:56] <GrygrFlzr> Do you mean Express and Custom?
#632 [06:56] <GrygrFlzr> Select Express / hurry, whichever you mean.
#633 [06:56] <VocalXSusanne> Hey,, I cant login @ the launcher after I changed my password @ mojang.. does somebody know what I can do to fix this problem>?
#634 [06:56] <emir1357> whatever okay
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#636 [06:57] <GrygrFlzr> VocalXSusanne, how many times did you try to login?
#637 [06:57] <emir1357> uhhh it need to restardt ?
#638 [06:57] <VocalXSusanne> more then 5 times, and i know it was the right password
#639 [06:58] <emir1357> grygr flzr it say i need to restart shall i do ?
#640 [06:58] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: Restart and try to play Minecraft after the computer restarts.
#641 [06:58] <GrygrFlzr> What error did you get?
#642 [06:59] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357: Yes, restart.
#643 [06:59] <emir1357> ?
#644 [06:59] <emir1357> oke i do
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#647 [07:00] <VocalXSusanne> Sorry, but your username or password is incorrect! Please try again. If you need help, try the Forgot Password Link. [ so i did forgot password and it said I had to reset my password and I did so now I try to login but I get exactly the same error :(
#648 [07:00] <GrygrFlzr> ??> VocalXSusanne login/throttle
#649 [07:00] <VoxelHead> VocalXSusanne: Your login is most likely being throttled, which will prevent you from logging in.
#650 [07:01] <VoxelHead> VocalXSusanne: You will have to wait about 3 hours without logging in for it to reset, at which time you can try to log back in.
#651 [07:01] <GrygrFlzr> VocalXSusanne: When you do try to log in again, make sure you are using the correct e-mail address. (we've had several people with the same problem using the wrong e-mail address)
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#655 [07:02] <VocalXSusanne> it is the right e-mail adresse im sure.. that was the first thing I checked
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#664 [07:10] <emir1357> grygflzr i do not restart the pc
#665 [07:10] <emir1357> i need to select 6 things
#666 [07:11] <emir1357> 1 of that 6 things
#667 [07:13] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357, What do you mean? List the 6 things.
#668 [07:14] <emir1357> 1.AMD Catalyst - installatiebe
#669 [07:14] <emir1357> 2. MICROSOFT VISUAL C++ 201 THIS IS IN 2. 3. 4. 5.
#670 [07:15] <emir1357> 6. AMS USB- filterstuuprogamma
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#672 [07:15] <emir1357> which i gonna choose
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#674 [07:16] <emir1357> i think first ?
#675 [07:16] <GrygrFlzr> emir1357, yes, 1.
#676 [07:16] <emir1357> oke
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#678 [07:17] <emir1357> now i restardt en then come back
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#691 [07:25] <emir1357> hi
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#693 [07:26] <emir1357> i downloaden amd driver and restarded my computer but my minecraft still not working it was the problem driver and for that i installed it and it say restardt it i didit but my mc not work
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#697 [07:29] <emir1357> why cant i play mc it say problem with driver and i installed the driver what it will but it dont work
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#701 [07:34] <timikosx> hi! have problem with online servers. Minecraft 1.6.4, try to connet to many servers, but all of them write "can`t reach the server". Internet connection is perfect, servers take from official forum.
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#703 [07:37] <emir1357> ANYONE HELP ME
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#709 [07:46] <spleefer> guys will this http://pcpartpicker.com/part/powercolor-video-card-axr9270x2gbd5dhoc work on this http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813128356 ??
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#726 [08:02] <shadowdude265> when i got on it said that they are having problems rendering the aspects of the game and also i cant send my secret file
#727 [08:03] <zakotlas> Hello can you help me with this pls http://pastebin.ca/2466309 when i click multiplayer game crashes
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#734 [08:10] <HopperGuest50869> He I need help. My problem is this text "Pixel Format Not Accelerated" I've done all the steps on the website and im now here pls help me
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#737 [08:12] <zakotlas> Hello can you help me with this pls http://pastebin.ca/2466309 when i click multiplayer game crashes
#738 [08:13] <zakotlas> Hello can you help me with this pls http://pastebin.ca/2466309 when i click multiplayer game crashes
#739 [08:13] <HopperGuest50869> Here is my DxDiag https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4369cd0e773536ffd00b
#740 [08:13] * stupid3700|away is now known as stupid3700
#741 [08:14] <stupid3700> zakotlas: You've triggered a debug crash using F3+C.
#742 [08:14] <zakotlas> yes because when my game crashes I can't get a crash report
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#746 [08:16] <HopperGuest38388> hello I'm French je vais donc parler en Francais j'ai accidentelement supprimer ma carte graphique comment puis-je la retelehcarger (j'ai essayer de faire plein de manip)
#747 [08:16] <stupid3700> HopperGuest50869: Please try the following: http://global-download.acer.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_Intel_8.15.10.2342_W7x64_A.zip?acerid=634761934627076771&Step1=NOTEBOOK&Step2=ASPIRE&Step3=ASPIRE%207750ZG&OS=ALL&LC=en&BC=ACER&SC=EMEA_27
#748 [08:17] <stupid3700> ??> HopperGuest38388 lang/fr
#749 [08:17] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest38388: Nous parlons uniquement en anglais ici. Cependant, vous pouvez, si vous le souhaitez, essayez d'utiliser un traducteur, comme http://translate.google.com/
#750 [08:17] <HopperGuest38388> hello I accidently deleted my graphics card how to redownload?
#751 [08:18] <stupid3700> ??> HopperGuest38388 hopper/dxdiag
#752 [08:18] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest38388: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#753 [08:18] <HopperGuest38388> thank you
#754 [08:18] <zakotlas> Hello can you help me with this pls http://pastebin.ca/2466309 when i click multiplayer game crashes. when my game crashes I can't get a crash report so I did it with F3+C
#755 [08:18] <stupid3700> zakotlas: A debug crash doesn't help.
#756 [08:19] <stupid3700> ??> zakotlas launcher/open
#757 [08:19] <VoxelHead> zakotlas: To make sure the launcher stays open: click Edit Profile, then check Launcher Visibility, select Keep Launcher Open and finally hit Save Profile.
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#759 [08:19] <HopperGuest50869> Hello can I get help with this problem https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4369cd0e773536ffd00b
#760 [08:19] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Get it to where it appears to crash.
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#762 [08:20] <stupid3700> ??> zakotlas devconsole
#763 [08:20] <VoxelHead> zakotlas: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#764 [08:20] <VoxelHead> zakotlas: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#765 [08:20] <stupid3700> HopperGuest50869: Please try the following: http://global-download.acer.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_Intel_8.15.10.2342_W7x64_A.zip?acerid=634761934627076771&Step1=NOTEBOOK&Step2=ASPIRE&Step3=ASPIRE%207750ZG&OS=ALL&LC=en&BC=ACER&SC=EMEA_27
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#769 [08:21] <zakotlas> I did it http://pastebin.ca/2466316
#770 [08:22] <HopperGuest38388> I sorry but my graphics card does not indicate there :/
#771 [08:23] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Have you recently installed new software?
#772 [08:23] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Perhaps something along the lines of 'Fast Hide IP'?
#773 [08:23] <HopperGuest38388> you do not have a site to download my graphics card (AMD Radeon HD 7600M Series (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM v1.20)
#774 [08:24] <stupid3700> HopperGuest38388: Please post the link to your DxDiag log.
#775 [08:24] <HopperGuest38388> FrançaisAnglaisArabe
#776 [08:24] <HopperGuest38388> what is
#777 [08:24] <HopperGuest38388> ?
#778 [08:25] <HopperGuest50869> stupid3700 I downloaded your RAR File and I read the readme. But I haven't got a Intel Core iX
#779 [08:25] <stupid3700> HopperGuest50869: Those drivers are from Acer for your computer. They should work.
#780 [08:25] <HopperGuest50869> ok thanks i try it
#781 [08:26] * HopperGuest38388 is now known as etienne10100
#782 [08:26] <stupid3700> etienne10100: It should look like https://gist.github.com/anonymous/asdfghjkl
#783 [08:26] <zakotlas> stupid3700: yes i installed that once than i uninstalled it
#784 [08:27] <stupid3700> zakotlas: It still appears to be there and injecting itself into Minecraft whenever it tries to connect to the internet.
#785 [08:27] <etienne10100> AMD Radeon HD 7600M Series (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM v1.20)
#786 [08:28] <zakotlas> stupid3700: so how can i uninstall it for EVER
#787 [08:28] <stupid3700> etienne10100: I need the link to the entire log.
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#789 [08:28] <spleefer> guys will this http://pcpartpicker.com/part/powercolor-video-card-axr9270x2gbd5dhoc work on this http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813128356 ??
#790 [08:28] <etienne10100> and how can I do?
#791 [08:29] <stupid3700> zakotlas: First, head over to Control Panel and go to Programs and Features. Make sure that it isn't listed there -- if it is, uninstall it.
#792 [08:29] <zakotlas> it isn't here
#793 [08:30] <etienne10100> my integrated graphics called Intel (R) HD Graphics 4000
#794 [08:30] <stupid3700> spleefer: It should.
#795 [08:30] <stupid3700> etienne10100: We need the link.
#796 [08:30] <spleefer> oh shit then i can have a R9 on my 4yrs old computer
#797 [08:31] <etienne10100> my integrated graphics called Intel (R) HD Graphics 4000
#798 [08:31] <etienne10100> is it good to play a mincraft?
#799 [08:31] <stupid3700> etienne10100: That isn't enough information. Link to the complete log.
#800 [08:31] <spleefer> no intel graphics card is good enought to play minecraft
#801 [08:32] <spleefer> you will have low fps
#802 [08:32] <etienne10100> but how do I do?
#803 [08:32] <stupid3700> ??> etienne10100 gist/image
#804 [08:32] <VoxelHead> etienne10100: Ah, so you need pictoral step-by-step directions? Give http://imgur.com/a/xtTOq a look, then.
#805 [08:32] <spleefer> you buy ati/nvidia
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#807 [08:32] <FLHerne> spleefer: No, that's just wrong
#808 [08:32] <zakotlas> stupid3700: it isn't there
#809 [08:32] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Please obtain a log from Hijack This and post it to Gist: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#810 [08:32] <stupid3700> ??> zakotlas gist
#811 [08:32] <VoxelHead> zakotlas: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#812 [08:33] <FLHerne> spleefer: If my 5-year-old X4500 can get 35FPS, an HD4000 will be *way* higher
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#814 [08:33] <FLHerne> spleefer: MC is CPU-heavy. Unless you're using HD textures or fancy shaders or mods with loads of animated things, it's not very graphics-intensive at all
#815 [08:34] <spleefer> umm
#816 [08:34] <spleefer> my graphics card broke
#817 [08:34] <spleefer> now minecraft is 3fps
#818 [08:34] <spleefer> your statement is false
#819 [08:34] <spleefer> your statement is false
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#821 [08:35] <etienne10100> Thank you but even as it was not my helpful
#822 [08:35] <FLHerne> spleefer: Then you've really screwed up your graphics drivers somehow (is it doing LLVMed CPU graphics or summat?)
#823 [08:35] <bloodthirst> i purchased the full game but i never recived it i was wondering what had happed to it becuse i was chared for it
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#825 [08:36] <spleefer> its doing intel(cpu graphics
#826 [08:36] <spleefer> its 3fps
#827 [08:36] <spleefer> sux really
#828 [08:36] <FLHerne> spleefer: Even a GMA950 (ancient and appallingly terrible) can get 5-10fps
#829 [08:37] <FLHerne> spleefer: Is it using the IGP at all? That sort of non-performance sounds more like its trying to emulate a GPU on the main CPU cores. Which is indeed useless
#830 [08:37] <spleefer> idk whats IGP but all i know is that the 9500 geforce gt is useless and doesnt work so it uses intel chipset graphics
#831 [08:38] <FLHerne> If you previously had a discrete card, it's possible that you don't actually have drivers for the graphics processor on the Intel chipset
#832 [08:38] <bloodthirst> for the minecraft game
#833 [08:39] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: What is your username?
#834 [08:39] <FLHerne> If you have a Core2[something], the integrated GPU on those should be getting way more than 3fps
#835 [08:39] <bloodthirst> jeffkja@yahoo.com
#836 [08:39] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: Username, not email address.
#837 [08:39] <bloodthirst> bloodthirst
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#839 [08:40] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: When did you buy Minecraft?
#840 [08:40] <bloodthirst> a couple of months ago
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#842 [08:40] <bloodthirst> paid 26.95 for it
#843 [08:41] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: Then 'bloodthirst' isn't your username.
#844 [08:41] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: Login at https://account.mojang.com/me
#845 [08:42] <bloodthirst> i must of forgotten it then
#846 [08:42] <stupid3700> bloodthirst: Minecraft should either be listed under 'My Games' or it should be asking you to set a profile name.
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#850 [08:45] <Asker> Hey, my Minecraft often crash, here is the Crash report; http://pastebin.com/vxjsSa5q what can I do?
#851 [08:46] <Asker> ______ __ _ /\ _ \ __ /\ \ /'_`\ \ \ \L\ \ ___ __ __ /\_\ \_\ \ __ __ /\_\/\`\ \ \ __ \ /' _ `\ /\ \/\ \ \/\ \ /'_` \ /'__`\ /'__`\ \/_//'/' \ \ \/\ \ /\ \/\ \ \ \ \_\ \ \ \ \ /\ \L\ \ /\ __/ /\ \L\.\_ /\_\ \ \_\ \_
#852 [08:46] <Asker> ?
#853 [08:47] <Asker> any idea?
#854 [08:47] <stupid3700> ??> Asker mods
#855 [08:47] <VoxelHead> Asker: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#856 [08:47] <VoxelHead> Asker: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#857 [08:47] <Asker> the mod work fine
#858 [08:47] <Asker> but if I play, it crash after few minutes
#859 [08:47] <FLHerne> Asker: The crashing would suggest that they don't :P
#860 [08:47] <stupid3700> Asker: We do not support modded clients at all.
#861 [08:47] <zakotlas> stupid3700: I did it https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6961950
#862 [08:48] <Asker> so it depend on the mod?
#863 [08:48] <FLHerne> Part of the definition of 'works fine' is 'doesn't crash'
#864 [08:48] <Asker> I only have Nodus installed
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#866 [08:48] <stupid3700> Asker: Modded clients aren't supported here
#867 [08:49] <stupid3700> And I certainly hope you don't plan to use that on any servers.
#868 [08:50] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Looks like it's still hiding itself on your D drive at d:\fasthideip\fastiplib.dll
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#872 [08:56] <zakotlas> I cant delete it. It says it is open in services.exe
#873 [08:56] <zakotlas> stupid3700:
#874 [08:56] <stupid3700> zakotlas: You shouldn't try to delete it, as it may cause issues. Hold on a moment.
#875 [09:00] <stupid3700> zakotlas: You can try using Spybot Search and Destroy to remove and repair the issue: http://spybotupdates.com/files/spybotsd-2.1.21-SR2.exe
#876 [09:02] <stupid3700> zakotlas: You may also wish to use LSP-Fix, http://www.cexx.org/lspfix.zip
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#882 [09:07] <zakotlas> stupid3700: OMG it is working. Thank youi thank you so much. Finally I will play minecraft. I love you. I will prey to you everytime I play minecraft. You are my saver. You are such a good person. Adrian I did it Adrian!!!!!!!
#883 [09:07] <stupid3700> zakotlas: Good to hear it's working now.
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#889 [09:13] <c0mmand12> I'm having a problem with my controls settings. When I go into the controls page to change the keys, the only options I get for any control is Button 1 or Button 2 or <???>. This is messing up my ability to play. Can someone help me get the controls back to default?
#890 [09:13] <Natmil> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/3eaf29f63b5efdd98227
#891 [09:14] <stupid3700> c0mmand12: To reset your controls to default, you need to delete the options.txt file in your .minecraft folder.
#892 [09:14] <stupid3700> ??> c0mmand12 win/.minecraft
#893 [09:14] <VoxelHead> c0mmand12: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type %AppData%\.minecraft and click OK.
#894 [09:14] <c0mmand12> stupid3700 - so, go delete that file, then restart MC and it will re-create it using default values?
#895 [09:15] <stupid3700> c0mmand12: Yes.
#896 [09:15] <c0mmand12> Okay, I'll give that a try. Thank you!
#897 [09:15] <c0mmand12> And thanks, Voxel!
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#899 [09:16] <Defqqon> hello
#900 [09:16] <Defqqon> can anybody help me wit the traincraft mod?
#901 [09:16] <FLHerne> ??> Defqqon mods
#902 [09:16] <VoxelHead> Defqqon: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#903 [09:16] <VoxelHead> Defqqon: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
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#905 [09:17] <Defqqon> the owner of the mod have herade anywere a room, but where?
#906 [09:18] <stupid3700> Defqqon: #traincraft
#907 [09:18] <c0mmand12> stupid3700: That worked. Thankyou very much!
#908 [09:18] <stupid3700> c0mmand12: Not a problem.
#909 [09:18] <Defqqon> thx
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#919 [09:41] <Hanne98_> hallo ich brauche hilfe mein miecraft funkzionirt nich ich habe aber alles richtig insterliert und java auch aber es kommt immer chrash report
#920 [09:43] <Hanne98_> bitte helft mir bitte :(
#921 [09:44] <stupid3700> ??> Hanne98_ lang/de
#922 [09:44] <VoxelHead> Hanne98_: Wir sprechen nur Englisch hier. Allerdings können Sie, wenn Sie es wünschen, versuchen Sie es mit einem Übersetzer, wie http://translate.google.com/
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#924 [09:45] <Hanne98_> hi i need help my miecraft funkzionirt not but I have everything right insterliert and java also but it always comes chrash report
#925 [09:46] <Spookie10> Hello i can't login at my account after trying to install Herobrine
#926 [09:46] <darkage127> Können Sie Pastebin den Absturz Bericht? http://translate.google.com/
#927 [09:46] <stupid3700> ??> Hanne98_ gist
#928 [09:46] <VoxelHead> Hanne98_: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#929 [09:46] <stupid3700> Hanne98_: Please post the crash report on Gist.
#930 [09:46] <Hanne98_> gist?
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#932 [09:48] <darkage127> Hanne98_: Zur https://gist.github.com
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#934 [09:48] <Spookie10> about 2 weeks ago i had the same problem and i had to delete a little file but i don,t remember wich it was
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#936 [09:49] <Hanne98_> but I do not want to stop there, I only want to play copy
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#938 [09:51] <Hanne98_> please help me
#939 [09:52] <Spookie10> me too,my daughter wants to play??
#940 [09:53] <FLHerne> ??> Spookie10 win/reinst
#941 [09:53] <VoxelHead> Spookie10: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#942 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Spookie10: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#945 [09:57] <rollergirl123> Whenever I go onto my favorite server, my screen freezes up. THen if I click somewhere the "not responding" thing comesup. Not really sure why because its the only server that does that. Anyone?
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#947 [09:57] <Spookie10> i wil try now to start up
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#950 [09:58] <Hanne98_> but there is no save directory
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#953 [09:59] <rollergirl123> Hello?
#954 [09:59] <Spookie10> it worked,thanks alot
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#957 [10:01] <HopperGuest26104> i need help my mine craft says it needs graphics update
#958 [10:01] <rollergirl123> Whenever I go onto my favorite server, my screen freezes up. THen if I click somewhere the "not responding" thing comesup. Not really sure why because its the only server that does that. Can anyone help??
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#961 [10:02] <jwd45> does anyone Need help?
#962 [10:02] <rollergirl123> Yes!
#963 [10:02] <HopperGuest26104> i do
#964 [10:02] <rollergirl123> i do lol
#965 [10:02] <jwd45> What With
#966 [10:02] <jwd45> ?
#967 [10:02] <rollergirl123> Whenever I go onto my favorite server, my screen freezes up. THen if I click somewhere the "not responding" thing comesup. Not really sure why because its the only server that does that.
#968 [10:02] <HopperGuest26104> i need graphics update
#969 [10:02] <jwd45> Whats the server ip?
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#972 [10:02] <rollergirl123> play.plotscape.org
#973 [10:03] <furkan58> hello i needed to give this link to troubelshoot my minecraft https://gist.github.com/anonymous/667201e453293ddeb658
#974 [10:03] <jwd45> @rollergirl123 ok do you run resource packs
#975 [10:03] <rollergirl123> no
#976 [10:03] <Hanne98_> please help me now damn
#977 [10:03] <furkan58> help please
#978 [10:03] <jwd45> ok it could be the server trying to force a pack on you
#979 [10:03] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: such an error may be caused by map corruption on the server side
#980 [10:03] <jwd45> Hanne98_ what is it
#981 [10:03] <HopperGuest26104> i need graphics update
#982 [10:04] <HopperGuest26104> how i do that ??
#983 [10:04] <rollergirl123> but my brother has the same laptop and stuff but his works fine.
#984 [10:04] <Necrodoom> spawn seems to be fine, try ask the server owner to set your place to spawn, rollergirl123
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#987 [10:04] <furkan58> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/667201e453293ddeb658
#988 [10:04] <jwd45> HopperGuest26104: that is for your own operating system not mc
#989 [10:04] <HopperGuest26104> how i do that ??
#990 [10:04] <rollergirl123> hey Necrodoon>
#991 [10:04] <furkan58> can you help me troubelshoot my minercaft
#992 [10:04] <jwd45> yes
#993 [10:04] <jwd45> furkan58:
#994 [10:05] <furkan58> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/667201e453293ddeb658
#995 [10:05] <furkan58> i needed to give this link
#996 [10:05] <rollergirl123> if i cant move on the server then how to ask them to move me to spawn?
#997 [10:05] <jwd45> furkan58: whats the problem
#998 [10:05] <Necrodoom> furkan58: helpers arent around at this moment
#999 [10:05] <furkan58> i get the pixel format problem
#1000 [10:05] <Hanne98_> @jwd4 5 I did that but for me there is no save directory * To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1001 [10:05] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: any other way to contact the owner?
#1002 [10:06] <Necrodoom> possibly though your brother?
#1003 [10:06] <furkan58> tnx
#1004 [10:06] <rollergirl123> on skype but hes not online and he doesnt know how to fix it either
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#1006 [10:06] <jwd45> Hanne98_: hmm
#1007 [10:06] <rollergirl123> offline not online
#1008 [10:06] <jwd45> rollergirl123: whats the problem?
#1009 [10:06] <Hanne98_> <jwd4 5>
#1010 [10:06] <jwd45> yes Hanne98_
#1011 [10:07] <HopperGuest26104> ------------------
#1012 [10:07] <Hanne98_> help me ! :(
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#1014 [10:07] <furkan58> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/667201e453293ddeb658
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#1016 [10:07] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: the owner doesnt know how to set your location?
#1017 [10:07] <jwd45> Hanne98_: whats your problem with mc?
#1018 [10:07] <rollergirl123> whenever i try to get on the server, my laptop freezes and whenever i click somewhere monecraft "doesnt respond"
#1019 [10:07] <jwd45> Necrodoom: just say to the owner do /setspawn Member
#1020 [10:07] <furkan58> can someone help me please!
#1021 [10:07] <Necrodoom> jwd45: it doesnt work like that..
#1022 [10:07] <furkan58> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/667201e453293ddeb658
#1023 [10:08] <Necrodoom> furkan58: again, the helpers arent on at this moment
#1024 [10:08] <jwd45> Necrodoom: whys your name in red
#1025 [10:08] <Necrodoom> please wait a hour or so
#1026 [10:08] <furkan58> oke sorry
#1027 [10:08] <Hanne98_> <jwd4 5> Who should I start it always comes dan crash report
#1028 [10:08] <Necrodoom> jwd45: because i said your name.
#1029 [10:08] <jwd45> ok
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#1032 [10:08] <ZTGame97> hello
#1033 [10:08] <jwd45> Hanne98_ you have windows?
#1034 [10:08] <ZTGame97> hello
#1035 [10:09] <jwd45> ZTGame97: dont spam
#1036 [10:09] <ZTGame97> i have windows
#1037 [10:09] <ZTGame97> i need help
#1038 [10:09] <jwd45> ZTGame97: im busy i will get to you wait a sec
#1039 [10:09] <Hanne98_> <jwd4 5> yes windows xp
#1040 [10:09] <rollergirl123> necrodoom?
#1041 [10:09] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: just ask your question.
#1042 [10:09] <ZTGame97> because my minecraft doesn't detect my skin or others skin but the other can see my skin...
#1043 [10:09] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: yes?
#1044 [10:10] <ZTGame97> how can i fix that?
#1045 [10:10] <jwd45> Hanne98_: go to %appdata% then .minecraft then copy your saves to your desktop, then delete .minecraft
#1046 [10:10] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: this is a known issue with skins right now
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#1048 [10:10] <rollergirl123> i still dont know what to do D:
#1049 [10:10] <Necrodoom> Hanne98_: no, dont do what jwd45 said
#1050 [10:10] <Necrodoom> Hanne98_: that will not fix your problem
#1051 [10:10] <jwd45> Hanne98_: then run mc again and paste your old saves file to .mc
#1052 [10:10] <jwd45> it wil Necrodoom
#1053 [10:10] <Necrodoom> jwd45: that has nothing to do with an outdated graphics driver
#1054 [10:10] <jwd45> i have 5 A Levels in computer programming
#1055 [10:11] <Necrodoom> that doesnt even mean anything.
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#1057 [10:11] <ZTGame97> sorry i didn't understood that, so how do u said i can fix it (my english is a bit poor sorry about that)
#1058 [10:11] <jwd45> Necrodoom: this is about crash reporting
#1059 [10:11] <jwd45> was*
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#1061 [10:11] <jwd45> Who needs help
#1062 [10:11] <rollergirl123> me!
#1063 [10:11] <jwd45> rollergirl123: whats up?
#1064 [10:12] <rollergirl123> Whenever I go onto my favorite server, my screen freezes up. THen if I click somewhere the "not responding" thing comesup. Not really sure why because its the only server that does that.
#1065 [10:12] <jwd45> oh yer
#1066 [10:12] <jwd45> um...
#1067 [10:12] <ZTGame97> i need, how can i fix my minecraft problems, because my skin doesn't work... but everybody can see it
#1068 [10:12] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: i said, find a way to contact the owner
#1069 [10:12] <Necrodoom> and ask him to move out your player.dat file
#1070 [10:12] <ZTGame97> what do u mean with owner, i'm the owner of my occount...
#1071 [10:12] <rollergirl123> what will that do? just curious
#1072 [10:12] <jwd45> of the server
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#1074 [10:13] <jwd45> it will reset your profile in that server rollergirl123
#1075 [10:13] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: there are other people than you, talking to rollergirl123
#1076 [10:13] <jwd45> ZTGame97: whats up
#1077 [10:13] <rollergirl123> oh okay
#1078 [10:13] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: will reset inventory and position
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#1080 [10:13] <jwd45> ZTGame97: ?
#1081 [10:13] <jwd45> #
#1082 [10:13] <rollergirl123> what if its a creative server and im a moderator?
#1083 [10:14] <ZTGame97> sorry i'm a bit confused with this chat who do i talk with?
#1084 [10:14] <jwd45> same as you will still be a mod
#1085 [10:14] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: please wait when a helper gets to you
#1086 [10:14] <jwd45> ZTGame97: im here!
#1087 [10:14] <jwd45> i will help ZTGame97 Necrodoom
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#1089 [10:14] <orthoplex64> Does anyone know of something like a tool that lets you dynamically edit the servers.dat file? as in it might load it into a UI where you can drag around and copy and paste, then save back in whatever format minecraft reads it
#1090 [10:14] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: stores inventory, enderchest and position on server
#1091 [10:14] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: rank is not stored there
#1092 [10:14] <jwd45> no
#1093 [10:14] <ZTGame97> jwd45 how can i fix my problem: i have problem wiht my skin, i mean others can see my skin but i can't see my own skin
#1094 [10:14] <jwd45> ZTGame97: !!!!
#1095 [10:15] <guri> minecraft fetal error bootstrap 1.6.2
#1096 [10:15] <guri> help
#1097 [10:15] <jwd45> ZTGame97: you need to restart minecraft
#1098 [10:15] <ZTGame97> i already done that
#1099 [10:15] <jwd45> they will aswell
#1100 [10:15] <rollergirl123> oh okay
#1101 [10:15] <jwd45> then it will update
#1102 [10:15] <guri> help me with fetal error
#1103 [10:15] <ZTGame97> so i just need to delete %appdata% / .minecraft and dawload it again?
#1104 [10:16] <Necrodoom> no, the problem is not that
#1105 [10:16] <guri> cant update launcher
#1106 [10:16] <ZTGame97> necrodoom is that for me?
#1107 [10:16] <rollergirl123> i will be right back. going to talk with the owner for just a sec
#1108 [10:16] <Necrodoom> yes
#1109 [10:16] <ZTGame97> so which is the problem?
#1110 [10:16] <orthoplex64> Did anyone see my message?
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#1112 [10:16] <Necrodoom> as far as i remember its a problem with connection to skin server of minecraft
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#1114 [10:17] <Necrodoom> from where skins are downloaded and displayed on characters
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#1117 [10:17] <ZTGame97> but yesterday happened the same...
#1118 [10:17] <Necrodoom> youd want to wait for an actual helper to help you
#1119 [10:17] <orthoplex64> VoxelHead: how did you know that wasn't jeb?
#1120 [10:18] <ZTGame97> ok, is it jwd45?
#1121 [10:18] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: nope
#1122 [10:18] <Necrodoom> orthoplex64: wrong IP
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#1124 [10:18] <orthoplex64> ah
#1125 [10:18] <Mojang_Team_Helper> Does Any One need Help
#1126 [10:18] <Necrodoom> Mojang_Team_Helper: please leave now.
#1127 [10:18] <orthoplex64> I do
#1128 [10:18] <Mojang_Team_Helper> Necrodoom: why?
#1129 [10:18] <orthoplex64> wait, is he impersonating mojang staff too?
#1130 [10:18] <ZTGame97> necrodoom who is the one who can help me and how do i conact with him/her
#1131 [10:18] <Necrodoom> you are not from mojang, Mojang_Team_Helper
#1132 [10:18] <Mojang_Team_Helper> no
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#1134 [10:19] <rollergirl123> back
#1135 [10:19] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: wait for response
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#1137 [10:19] <jwd45> does anyone need help
#1138 [10:19] <orthoplex64> Necrodoom: Do you know of any tools that let you edit the servers.dat file outside of minecraft?
#1139 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> jwd45 - Don't do that here. You will get kicked and banned.
#1140 [10:20] <jwd45> GreyVulpine: ?
#1141 [10:20] <jwd45> I Popped To the Store
#1142 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> jwd45 - Impersonating or even trying to say you're part of Mojang Support.
#1143 [10:20] <jwd45> What?
#1144 [10:20] <Necrodoom> orthoplex64: servers.dat?
#1145 [10:20] <ZTGame97> necrodoom can't i have the name of the who is going to talk with me?
#1146 [10:20] <orthoplex64> the file that stores your server list
#1147 [10:20] <Necrodoom> jwd45: we can see what IP you log on with.
#1148 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> Mojang_Team_Helper (webchat@host-92-26-163-66.as13285.net) has joined
#1149 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> jwd45 (webchat@host-92-26-163-66.as13285.net) has joined
#1150 [10:20] <orthoplex64> lol
#1151 [10:21] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: there are multiple, and they are busy
#1152 [10:21] <jwd45> what>
#1153 [10:21] <GreyVulpine> Please, play dumb with me.
#1154 [10:21] <Necrodoom> ZTGame97: when someone is able to help you, you will get a respond
#1155 [10:21] <Necrodoom> response*
#1156 [10:21] <jwd45> my sister may heve logged in
#1157 [10:21] <jwd45> ?
#1158 [10:21] <GreyVulpine> Try another excuse.
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#1160 [10:21] <ZTGame97> ok thank you i will come a bti latter :D thank you so much (at least i knwo how does this chat works now) see you in a few minutes
#1161 [10:22] <jwd45> this is suppost to be mojang support not frame people for stuff they havent done
#1162 [10:22] <orthoplex64> Necrodoom: the file that stores your server list
#1163 [10:22] <Necrodoom> orthoplex64: i dont know, sorry
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#1165 [10:22] <jwd45> i wont help others then, i just get the blame for what others do
#1166 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> jwd45 - Uh-huh.
#1167 [10:22] <Necrodoom> jwd45: ...we know exactly its the exact same IP
#1168 [10:23] <jwd45> Yer, and my sister knows that she was wrong
#1169 [10:23] <Andrio> orthoplex64, NBT explorer
#1170 [10:23] <Necrodoom> jwd45: you dont have one.
#1171 [10:23] <jwd45> i do
#1172 [10:24] <jwd45> how would you know Necrodoom
#1173 [10:24] <jwd45> ?
#1174 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> If i see anybody trying to impersonate a Mojang employee or say they're a member of Mojang Support, they will get kicked and banned. Fair warning
#1175 [10:24] <jwd45> GreyVulpine: are you a esper employee?
#1176 [10:24] <GreyVulpine> I am not, but I do run this channel.
#1177 [10:25] <jwd45> ahh ok
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#1180 [10:27] <HopperGuest11421> help i got my graphics card updated to the max but minecraft says i need update
#1181 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> Please give us your dxdiag
#1182 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> ??> HopperGuest11421 hopper/dxdiag
#1183 [10:27] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest11421: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1185 [10:29] <HopperGuest11421> yea i followed those steps and got me here
#1186 [10:29] <HopperGuest11421> lol
#1187 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the link that the instructions lead you up to.
#1188 [10:29] <HopperGuest11421> ok wait
#1189 [10:29] <HopperGuest71318> me ajudem,não consigo jogar minecraft no meu pc https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d22c5cc59e3adf0b4a92
#1190 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest71318 - http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%208%20-%2064 -- Download and install the latest beta drivers from that page
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#1192 [10:31] <HopperGuest11421> ok here is the link https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ebe734b3f4434211d587
#1193 [10:31] <HopperGuest71318> HopperGuest71318 esta dica é para eu?
#1194 [10:32] <HopperGuest11421> help ???
#1195 [10:32] <HopperGuest11421> link here https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ebe734b3f4434211d587
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#1197 [10:33] <HopperGuest11421> any one there ???
#1198 [10:33] <HopperGuest11421> greyvulpine help
#1199 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest11421 - Could give us a minute to actually read it..\
#1200 [10:34] <HopperGuest11421> ok srry
#1201 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest11421 - Try the drivers from this page: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=18223&keyword=G33%2fG31+Express+Chipset+Family&lang=eng
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#1203 [10:34] <HopperGuest11421> do i download ??
#1204 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1205 [10:34] <HopperGuest11421> ok
#1206 [10:35] <HopperGuest11421> ok its downloading
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#1208 [10:35] <MrWither> Hi
#1209 [10:35] <MrWither> Can a Windows 8 OS run minecraft?
#1210 [10:36] <MrWither> Anyone?
#1211 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes it can
#1212 [10:37] <MrWither> If so, would this computer run minecraft good?
#1213 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> That would depend on the computer.
#1214 [10:37] <MrWither> https://m.hpdirect.com/hp/product/detail.do?itemId=D6M13AV
#1215 [10:37] <HopperGuest71318> obrigado galera, vou testar os drives
#1216 [10:37] <MrWither> link ^
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#1218 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> MrWither - That computer should run minecraft pretty well.
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#1220 [10:40] <MrWither> Ok
#1221 [10:41] <MrWither> What are the requirements besides Java 6 or higher
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#1223 [10:41] <Calinou> it can run, yes
#1224 [10:41] <Calinou> you need java 6, preferably 7
#1225 [10:41] <Calinou> you need a decent CPU and graphics card, and 2GB of RAM
#1226 [10:41] <MrWither> Is that it?
#1227 [10:41] <Calinou> also you need a decent internet connection to play multiplayer
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#1229 [10:41] <ZTGame97> Hola
#1230 [10:42] <Calinou> i.e. avoid playing on a netbook or a low end laptop or a old PC
#1231 [10:42] <Calinou> hi ZTGame97 :)
#1232 [10:42] <MrWither> I play Minecraft on my Intel core 2 duo no lag 200 fps average
#1233 [10:42] <Calinou> then you have a good graphics card
#1234 [10:42] <ZTGame97> El caso es que mi minecraft no funciona bien, yo no puedo ver otra skin que no sea steve pero lso demas pueden ver mi skin
#1235 [10:42] <Calinou> english here :P
#1236 [10:42] <ZTGame97> sorry xD i putted in spanish one sec
#1237 [10:42] <MrWither> 9300m GS
#1238 [10:42] <Calinou> I don't speak spanish
#1239 [10:43] <MrWither> Good harddrive
#1240 [10:43] <Calinou> 200 fps average with that? I don't believe you
#1241 [10:43] <Calinou> but well, it seems to work fine for you :P
#1242 [10:43] <ZTGame97> The case is that my minecraft doesn't work really well, i can't see my own skin or others skin but they can se my skin ... hwo can i fix that?
#1243 [10:43] <MrWither> I know,
#1244 [10:43] <MrWither> average 200 lol believe it or not
#1245 [10:44] <MrWither> maybe you can give me an estimate of the fps on the one I sent a link to?
#1246 [10:44] <MrWither> Or average
#1247 [10:45] <ZTGame97> can it be because my account or is it because of my minecraft?
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#1250 [10:47] <ZTGame97> can anyone help me...?
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#1252 [10:49] <orthoplex64> Andrio: thanks. I remember trying that before and I couldn't copy or paste, but I guess it was worked on since then
#1253 [10:51] <ZTGame97> I need help, the thing is that my minecraft can't watch other skin or my own skin but other can see my skin ...
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#1258 [10:54] <ZTGame97> Anyone can help me (becacause in another chat they didn't help me)
#1259 [10:55] <ZTGame97> the thing is that my minecraft doesn't work well, that is because i can't see other skins or my either but they can see my own skin
#1260 [10:55] <Extreme> ZTGame97: what is your username?
#1261 [10:56] <ZTGame97> ZTGame97
#1262 [10:57] <Extreme> ZTGame97: your skin works fine
#1263 [10:57] <ZTGame97> i know but i can't see it on my minecraft
#1264 [10:57] <orthoplex64> Hey everyone, I just figured something out! if you're in your server list and you select a server, if you shift-click another server the entries will be switched!
#1265 [10:57] <Extreme> ZTGame97: your skin is set: https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/ZTGame97.png
#1266 [10:58] <ZTGame97> yes this one
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#1268 [10:58] <Extreme> orthoplex64: Yes, that was introduced in 1.3
#1269 [10:58] <ZTGame97> but in my minecraft doesn't appear...
#1270 [10:58] <orthoplex64> I figured someone must have discovered it before me
#1271 [10:58] <Extreme> orthoplex64: that is an old feature
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#1274 [10:59] <ZTGame97> extreme so hwo can i fix it?
#1275 [11:00] <Extreme> ZTGame97: there is nothing to fix?
#1276 [11:00] <ZTGame97> yes... i can't see other skin or my on minecraft
#1277 [11:00] <Extreme> ZTGame97: are you using mods?
#1278 [11:00] <ZTGame97> no
#1279 [11:00] <Extreme> ZTGame97: what happens when you you go here; http://skins.minecraft.net/?
#1280 [11:01] <ZTGame97> 404 not found
#1281 [11:01] <ZTGame97> ahaha
#1282 [11:01] <ZTGame97> is it sopose to be like that?
#1283 [11:01] <MrWither> Ok I may be getting that computer I sent the link to, I will be using it for mainly minecraft. I know it comes with Norton, is Norton bad to have?
#1284 [11:02] <MrWither> Lol
#1285 [11:02] <Extreme> ZTGame97: what about
#1286 [11:02] <Extreme> https://skins.minecraft.net/MinecraftSkins/Notch.png
#1287 [11:03] <ZTGame97> page not found
#1288 [11:03] <Extreme> ZTGame97: nothing else?
#1289 [11:03] <ZTGame97> nothing else
#1290 [11:03] <ZTGame97> wait
#1291 [11:03] <ZTGame97> one sec (sorry)
#1292 [11:04] <ZTGame97> This page is not available (Reload/more)
#1293 [11:04] <ZTGame97> that's extacly what is on there
#1294 [11:04] <Extreme> ??> ZTGame97 win/hosts
#1295 [11:04] <VoxelHead> ZTGame97: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1296 [11:04] <VoxelHead> ZTGame97: Press Win+R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Gist, and give us the resulting URL.
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#1298 [11:05] <ZTGame97> what is gist?
#1299 [11:06] <Extreme> ??> ZTGame97 gist
#1300 [11:06] <VoxelHead> ZTGame97: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#1301 [11:06] <ZTGame97> do i paste it here (the link)
#1302 [11:07] <ZTGame97> or where do i put the url?
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#1305 [11:08] <ZTGame97> Extreme?/
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#1307 [11:10] <ZTGame97> I'm tryin to fix this problem since yesterday and no ones give me an aqqurate answer
#1308 [11:12] <ZTGame97> Extreme??
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#1311 [11:15] <ZTGame97> whre do i put the gist
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#1313 [11:17] <ZTGame97> Extreme are you there?
#1314 [11:18] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: well, the gist will end up holding information that the helpers here would need
#1315 [11:18] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: where shoudl you put the link to the gist, so the helpers can see? :P
#1316 [11:18] <clarjon1> *should
#1317 [11:19] <ZTGame97> i have the url but if i put it here maybe it can be dangerous for me because a lot of people goes in
#1318 [11:19] <ZTGame97> or should i put it here?
#1319 [11:19] <clarjon1> It's not dangerous.
#1320 [11:19] <clarjon1> What you have been asked to post is the content of your HOSTS file.
#1321 [11:20] <ZTGame97> yeah so if i put it here is fine?
#1322 [11:20] <clarjon1> This is an automatically generated file on ALL systems, that defines where your computer goes when it looks up certain web addresses. The reason for posting this is so that the volunteers can see if it has incorrect information in it.
#1323 [11:20] <ZTGame97> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/35dea07aa79aed9518f5
#1324 [11:20] <ZTGame97> ok so here it is
#1325 [11:20] <ZTGame97> Xd
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#1328 [11:21] <HopperGuest84472> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/091590032758583a2167
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#1331 [11:22] <HopperGuest84472> thats the url to my secret gist, can you help me?
#1332 [11:22] <ZTGame97> XD I'm first
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#1334 [11:22] <Extreme> HopperGuest84472: one moment
#1335 [11:23] <ZTGame97> i'm trying to fix it since yesterday
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#1337 [11:23] <ZTGame97> clarjon1 is it allright with my host?
#1338 [11:24] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: Your host file does not contain any lines that would be blocking Minecraft, that I can see
#1339 [11:24] <ZTGame97> so which could be the problem?
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#1341 [11:25] <Extreme> HopperGuest84472: download and install; http://www2.ati.com/drivers/beta/amd_catalyst_13.4_legacy_beta_vista_win7_win8.exe
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#1343 [11:25] <HopperGuest84472> ok, i am downloading now.
#1344 [11:25] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: It could be that your ISP's DNS servers are quite incorrect, which does happen.
#1345 [11:26] <Biscanator12> I'm portal trapped is there anyone who can help me get out?
#1346 [11:26] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: I recommend trying to change to a different DNS service, such as Google DNS. https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
#1347 [11:26] <ZTGame97> (i'm bad with all that staff) so how can i ix my ISP's DNS
#1348 [11:26] <ZTGame97> what is DNS?
#1349 [11:28] <Extreme> Domain Name Servers, what convert human readable URLs to IPs, and route them to where they want
#1350 [11:28] <ZTGame97> and how do i change it?
#1351 [11:28] <clarjon1> DNS is like a phonebook for the internet. When you give your computer an address, such as google.com, it doesn't quite understand where you mean to go. IT then looks it up via dns, and receives an IP address like 74.125.226.135. Then it goes to 74.125.226.135, showing you the information.
#1352 [11:28] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: The link i gave you contains instructions on how to change your computer settings to use a different DNS provider :)
#1353 [11:29] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
#1354 [11:30] <ZTGame97> thank u so much!!!
#1355 [11:30] <ZTGame97> i will try to fix it xD
#1356 [11:30] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: I personally use Google DNS myself :)
#1357 [11:30] <ZTGame97> ok i'm trying it now
#1358 [11:31] <HopperGuest84472> got it, thanks extreme!
#1359 [11:31] <ZTGame97> awesome love you haahhahahahaahah you are awesome TT someone who helpped me
#1360 [11:32] <ZTGame97> you should be proud and happy fo help others :D thank you
#1361 [11:32] <clarjon1> ZTGame97: that's why we volunteer here :)
#1362 [11:32] <ZTGame97> see you and thank you again you are doing agreat jove
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#1364 [11:32] <clarjon1> I guess it worked for him?
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#1367 [11:33] <Biscanator12> Does anyone know how to get out of a portal. Totally trapped can not type only thing
#1368 [11:33] <Extreme> Biscanator12: what kind of portal?
#1369 [11:34] <Biscanator12> Someone tp me to them and now seem to be stuck in a nether portal
#1370 [11:34] <clarjon1> Biscanator12: on a server?
#1371 [11:35] <clarjon1> Biscanator12: You'll have to ask someone on the server to tp you out then
#1372 [11:35] <Biscanator12> Yep on Diablo craft
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#1374 [11:35] <clarjon1> Biscanator12: You'll need to contact an admin on your server
#1375 [11:36] <clarjon1> Biscanator12: From what i've seen, that can happen on non-vanilla minecraft servers, with certain plugins. So it's up to the server staff tohelp you out.
#1376 [11:36] <clarjon1> Biscanator12: Because there are literally thousands and thousands of servers, which are not affiliated with Mojang, we are unable to assist with in-game issues on these community servers
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#1382 [11:40] <Preasante> I can't start Minecraft on my pc.
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#1384 [11:40] <Ayden> Hi, im having trouble getting my premium account to conect all it will allow me to do is to play demo
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#1386 [11:40] <clarjon1> Ayden: Try to log out, then log back in on the launcher
#1387 [11:40] <Ayden> I've tried
#1388 [11:40] <Preasante> My minecraft crashes if i start it.
#1389 [11:41] <Preasante> I don't know how I fix this
#1390 [11:41] <Preasante> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/fa918fa1cf9ad0b391e3
#1391 [11:41] <clarjon1> That's a very old driver, it's from 2009
#1392 [11:41] <Preasante> They said I have to made this?
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#1394 [11:41] <HopperGuest70785> OK, so my problem: I cannot run Minecraft because of my Graphics Card....that's all I know (Faliure) https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5cd52edfd2e78b1a24c9
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#1396 [11:42] <Preasante> Charjon1 how do I fix this?
#1397 [11:42] <HopperGuest48793> mm
#1398 [11:42] <Ayden> Preasante have you tried uninstalling minecrafy and reinstalling it?
#1399 [11:42] <HopperGuest70785> OK, so my problem: I cannot run Minecraft because of my Graphics Card, and my pixel format is not excellerated....that's all I know (Faliure) https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5cd52edfd2e78b1a24c9
#1400 [11:43] <Preasante> No ?
#1401 [11:43] <HopperGuest70785> HELP MEEE
#1402 [11:43] <clarjon1> Preasante: http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp-260.99-whql-driver.html You need to try this driver
#1403 [11:43] <clarjon1> HopperGuest70785: be patient, please
#1404 [11:43] <Preasante> Thanks,
#1405 [11:43] <Extreme> HopperGuest70785: one moment
#1406 [11:43] <HopperGuest70785> ok xD
#1407 [11:43] <Ayden> Try that it worked for me - martymouserox
#1408 [11:43] <Ayden> Im just trying to help my cousin lol
#1409 [11:43] <clarjon1> Preasante: This is your best bet, as it's the newest driver. If this doesn't work, then your graphics card is too out of date to be able to play minecraft properly -- so you'll need to look at upgrading your hardware
#1410 [11:44] <Extreme> HopperGuest70785: sorry, your computer is too old
#1411 [11:44] <spleefer> isnt windows xp discontinued?
#1412 [11:44] <Extreme> spleefer: extended support
#1413 [11:44] <Ayden> Is it?
#1414 [11:44] <Preasante> Oke, thanks for helping me :D
#1415 [11:44] <HopperGuest70785> oh
#1416 [11:44] <HopperGuest70785> ..
#1417 [11:44] <HopperGuest70785> thanks
#1418 [11:44] <Preasante> I am downloading that driver.
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#1420 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> well
#1421 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> BYE
#1422 [11:45] <Extreme> Bye.
#1423 [11:45] <spleefer> Intel(R) Pentium(R) D CPU 2.80GHz (2 CPUs) its not old
#1424 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> Thanks for your help Extreme
#1425 [11:45] <spleefer> whats your graphics card?
#1426 [11:45] <Extreme> spleefer: GPU
#1427 [11:45] <Ayden> So clarjon1 i've tried to log out and it, reset my password and everything my cousin and I could think of and it doesnt work ::/
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#1429 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> are you askng me?
#1430 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> asking
#1431 [11:45] <spleefer> yes
#1432 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> oh
#1433 [11:45] <Extreme> spleefer: look at system devices
#1434 [11:45] <HopperGuest70785> sorry
#1435 [11:46] <HopperGuest70785> my graphics card...
#1436 [11:46] <Extreme> HopperGuest70785: VIA / SIS
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#1438 [11:46] <HopperGuest70785> ok
#1439 [11:46] <clarjon1> oh wow
#1440 [11:46] <clarjon1> a VIA/SIS?
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#1442 [11:46] <HopperGuest70785> it is...I think
#1443 [11:46] <clarjon1> That's really quite ancient.
#1444 [11:46] <HopperGuest70785> I'm not a computer person
#1445 [11:46] <Preasante> Ehm, sorry but the Graphics Driver is not acceptable on my windows?
#1446 [11:46] <Ayden> thanks for helping guys
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#1448 [11:46] <HopperGuest70785> Well, this is an old(er) computer
#1449 [11:47] <HopperGuest70785> The awkward part, is that minecraft was working for me last week
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#1451 [11:47] <HopperGuest70785> ok
#1452 [11:47] <HopperGuest70785> I guess there is no more info. for me
#1453 [11:47] <HopperGuest70785> bye guys
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#1455 [11:48] <Preasante> Clarjon1: The driver doesn't work on my windows
#1456 [11:48] <Preasante> Can someone help me?
#1457 [11:49] <clarjon1> Preasante: I see. It appears you'll need to upgrade the physical graphics card, as that one is too dated to properly run minecraft -- it doesn't meet the minimum requirements due to it's age.
#1458 [11:49] <Preasante> So what does that means?
#1459 [11:50] <clarjon1> Preasante: Your graphics card is too old. You need to buy a newer one.
#1460 [11:50] <Preasante> Oh I see. Thanks for helping me.
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#1466 [11:57] <bozon123> Hay
#1467 [11:57] <bozon123> I need help: My MC restarts afther pushing the "Play" button of the launcher
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#1469 [11:58] <bozon123> hay
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#1471 [11:59] <stupid3700> bozon123: Does the launcher re-open with a crash report?
#1472 [12:01] <bozon123> <
#1473 [12:01] <bozon123> yes
#1474 [12:01] <bozon123> wait
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#1478 [12:03] <bozon123> Game ended with bad state (exit code 1) Ignoring visibility rule and showing launcher due to a game crash Deleting C:\Users\Christopher\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4-natives-110273347111907
#1479 [12:04] <bozon123> that is in the dev-console
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#1482 [12:04] <Extreme> ??> bozon123 devconsole
#1483 [12:04] <VoxelHead> bozon123: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1484 [12:04] <VoxelHead> bozon123: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1485 [12:04] <bozon123> jes
#1486 [12:04] <bozon123> *yes
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#1490 [12:06] <bozon123> what should i do?
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#1492 [12:08] <Extreme> bozon123: you give us the link to your gist
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#1494 [12:09] <bozon123> what is the gist?
#1495 [12:09] <Extreme> ??> bozon123 devconsole
#1496 [12:09] <VoxelHead> bozon123: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1497 [12:09] <VoxelHead> bozon123: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#1499 [12:10] <bozon123> ok
#1500 [12:10] <bozon123> wait
#1501 [12:11] <BeastBear1412> Hello,I am having a problem with trying to run minecraft
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#1503 [12:12] <Extreme> BeastBear1412: what is that problem?
#1504 [12:12] <BeastBear1412> It says that my graphic cards is no updated, but I checked like 4 times and it says that is updated
#1505 [12:12] <Extreme> ??> BeastBear1412 Hopper/dxdiag
#1506 [12:13] <VoxelHead> BeastBear1412: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1515 [12:22] <bozon123> I need help, my mc restarts after pushing the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42
#1516 [12:22] <camoshanked> i need help
#1517 [12:22] <HopperGuest92538> Please help me with this
#1518 [12:22] <camoshanked> mine says lack of updated drivers
#1519 [12:22] <Extreme> HopperGuest92538: we need the link to your dxdiag.
#1520 [12:22] <HopperGuest92538> My Graphics card isn't found
#1521 [12:22] <camoshanked> updated graphic drivers actually
#1522 [12:23] <Extreme> ??> camoshanked Hopper/dxdiag
#1523 [12:23] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1524 [12:23] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest92538 Hopper/dxdiag
#1525 [12:23] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest92538: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1526 [12:23] <bozon123> :D
#1527 [12:23] <bozon123> I need help, my mc restarts after pushing the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42
#1528 [12:24] <Extreme> bozon123: ouch
#1529 [12:24] <camoshanked> VoxelHead i still dont understand the website
#1530 [12:24] <camoshanked> i dont have any windows key so..
#1531 [12:24] <bozon123> year?
#1532 [12:24] <Extreme> bozon123: I've not seen one of those in a while
#1533 [12:24] <bozon123> O_o
#1534 [12:24] <Extreme> camoshanked: you do...
#1535 [12:25] <Extreme> ??> camoshanked win/key
#1536 [12:25] <camoshanked> no i dont..
#1537 [12:25] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1538 [12:25] <camoshanked> what does it look like
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#1540 [12:25] <Extreme> camoshanked: that is a very basic key.
#1541 [12:25] <camoshanked> i dont have any key between control and alt
#1542 [12:25] <bozon123> Extreame: So what should i do?
#1543 [12:25] <Extreme> camoshanked: then you don't have windows
#1544 [12:25] <camoshanked> i have a mac
#1545 [12:26] <camoshanked> is what ive been trying to say
#1546 [12:26] <Extreme> uhh
#1547 [12:26] <camoshanked> lol. what do i do though im so confused
#1548 [12:26] <Extreme> camoshanked: When you crash, please do this,
#1549 [12:26] <Extreme> ??> camoshanked devconsole
#1550 [12:26] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1551 [12:26] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1552 [12:26] <bozon123> I need help, my mc restarts after pushing the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42
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#1555 [12:27] <Extreme> bozon123: I'm looking
#1556 [12:27] <bozon123> thanks
#1557 [12:28] <camoshanked> okay hold on
#1558 [12:28] <camoshanked> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/df96d7f0a9f758cbbfb0
#1559 [12:29] <Extreme> ??> camoshanked mac/softwareupdate
#1560 [12:29] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: You need to install all available Software Updates available for your Mac.
#1561 [12:29] <VoxelHead> camoshanked: To do so, click the Apple icon in the top left of the screen, and click Software Update. Continue to install updates until there are none.
#1562 [12:29] <Extreme> bozon123: I know I have an article on that, one sec
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#1564 [12:29] <ghvyghtfv> hi
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#1566 [12:30] <bozon123> yes Extreme thanks
#1567 [12:30] <ghvyghtfv> hello
#1568 [12:31] <ghvyghtfv> hi why do i get fatal error when i start the new minecraft lancher with theme
#1569 [12:31] <ghvyghtfv> sorry for my english
#1570 [12:32] <Extreme> bozon123: open a command prompt
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#1572 [12:32] <bozon123> what?
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#1574 [12:33] <bozon123> were?
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#1576 [12:35] <Extreme> ??> bozon123 win/cmd
#1577 [12:35] <bozon123> Extreme what a cmommand prompt?
#1578 [12:35] <VoxelHead> bozon123: You can reach the Command Prompt on Windows by pressing Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "cmd", and click OK.
#1579 [12:35] <bozon123> ok
#1580 [12:35] <bozon123> than?
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#1582 [12:36] <Extreme> bozon123: type in,
#1583 [12:36] <Extreme> sfc /scannow
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#1586 [12:37] <mateus> oi
#1587 [12:37] <ghvyghtfv> why do i get fatal error when i start the new minecraft launcher with theme
#1588 [12:37] <mateus> ?
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#1590 [12:37] <ghvyghtfv> on windows 7
#1591 [12:37] <Extreme> ghvyghtfv: known issue
#1592 [12:37] <mateus> o meu tanbem da erro
#1593 [12:37] <Extreme> ghvyghtfv: don't use custom themes
#1594 [12:38] <ghvyghtfv> ok
#1595 [12:38] <mateus> o que que eu faço quero joga :?
#1596 [12:38] <ghvyghtfv> thx
#1597 [12:38] <Extreme> bozon123: did that?
#1598 [12:38] <bozon123> yes
#1599 [12:38] <Extreme> bozon123: what does it say?
#1600 [12:39] <bozon123> what should i type in?: sfc /scannow
#1601 [12:39] <bozon123> right?
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#1603 [12:39] <Extreme> bozon123: yes
#1604 [12:39] <mateus> alguem me ajuda?
#1605 [12:39] <bozon123> it doesn't say anything
#1606 [12:40] <Extreme> bozon123: if it says denied, search and at start, right click the first thing then press "run as an administrator" then use the same command
#1607 [12:40] <Extreme> bozon123: search "cmd" at start *
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#1609 [12:41] <mateus> alguem me ajuda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1610 [12:41] <mateus> ?
#1611 [12:42] <mateus> help
#1612 [12:43] <bozon123> if i type win + r a window appears there is standing:
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#1614 [12:43] <bozon123> type in the name of the folder/programm etc.
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#1619 [12:46] <bozon123_> Extreme
#1620 [12:46] <mateus> helP! :(
#1621 [12:46] <bozon123_> if i win + r
#1622 [12:46] <mateus> +q
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#1624 [12:47] <mateus> + a
#1625 [12:47] <ussy786> i need help
#1626 [12:47] <bozon123_> i quit?
#1627 [12:47] <ussy786> minecraft graphics
#1628 [12:47] <mateus> help :/
#1629 [12:47] <mateus> yes
#1630 [12:47] <bozon123_> Extreme?
#1631 [12:47] <ussy786> helllp
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#1633 [12:48] <ussy786> my minecraft graphics are not good
#1634 [12:48] <bozon123_> that can happen :)
#1635 [12:49] <mateus> placa de video
#1636 [12:49] <Extreme> bozon123_: ?
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#1638 [12:49] * Extreme runs
#1638 [12:49] <bozon123_> yes
#1639 [12:49] <ussy786> but it does let me me load games says lack of graphics drivers
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#1641 [12:50] <bozon123_> win + r = window with an open: <can type in> right?
#1642 [12:50] <bozon123_> maybe i must type in something difrent beacause im german?
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#1644 [12:52] <FLHerne> ??> ussy786 hopper/dxdiag
#1645 [12:52] <VoxelHead> ussy786: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1647 [12:53] <bozon123_> Extreme?
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#1649 [12:53] <bozon123_> pls say again what i must do
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#1653 [12:55] <MinecraftGuy23> Hi, I'm here to teach you guys about the COOL WICKED world of Geology
#1654 [12:55] <MinecraftGuy23> Minecraft is a SWELL game, my kids spend hours on it.
#1655 [12:55] <MinecraftGuy23> But it's incorrect.
#1656 [12:56] <Alanaaya> Minecraftguy
#1657 [12:56] <Alanaaya> Gtfo out okay?
#1658 [12:56] <MinecraftGuy23> So let me start, There are 3 Awesome Kinds of Rocks
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#1660 [12:56] <MinecraftGuy23> Igneous, Sedimentary, and, our coolest, Metamorphic
#1661 [12:56] <MinecraftGuy23> So, Sedimentary rocks are BEST FRIENDS with pressure
#1662 [12:56] <Necrodoom> MinecraftGuy23: one more channel and you will apply for a network ban
#1663 [12:56] <MinecraftGuy23> As a matter of fact, Sedimentary rocks are formed by pressure alone
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#1665 [12:57] <HopperGuest75115> i have just bought minecraft but it wound allow me to play - it says i have to update my graphic drivers? i have made "https://gist.github.com/anonymous/53dec6da8d51a42935eb"
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#1667 [12:57] <MinecraftGuy23> See, the polar covalent charged molecules of H2O allow ANYTHING to be broken down by water, it's a universal solvent. Imagine a tripod of atoms spinning in a v formation.
#1668 [12:57] <MinecraftGuy23> So the heavier elemental particles sink to the bottom, forming layers of what we call, SEDIMENT.
#1669 [12:58] <HopperGuest75115> anyone can help me??? please...
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#1671 [12:58] <MinecraftGuy23> When this broken down sediment meets with other heavy layers
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#1673 [12:58] <MinecraftGuy23> It becomes friends with those layers, and forms distinct BANDS.
#1674 [12:58] <bozon123_> I need help my mc launcher restarts after push the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42
#1675 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> MinecraftGuy23, I have to interrupt - this is for Minecraft support, yours would either be a bug report, a topic for #minecraft, or taking Minecraft too seriously
#1676 [12:59] <MinecraftGuy23> So you can easily denote the bands in a sedimentary ROCK- as a matter of fact, the bands are SO easily distinguishable that science has a word for these.
#1677 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest75115, hej
#1678 [12:59] <MinecraftGuy23> Heterogeneous
#1679 [12:59] <HopperGuest75115> hej tyteen
#1680 [12:59] <HopperGuest75115> kan du hjælpe mig?
#1681 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest75115, ya
#1682 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest75115, your computer is a bit tricky
#1683 [12:59] <MinecraftGuy23> Common examples of sedimentary rock? Turquoise, sandstone.
#1684 [13:00] <HopperGuest75115> okay?
#1685 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> MinecraftGuy23, I've had my share of geology, thank you
#1686 [13:00] <MinecraftGuy23> These rocks have distinct ba-
#1687 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> ??> HopperGuest75115 c660
#1688 [13:00] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest75115: The Toshiba C660 laptop has known issues with its GPU drivers. Please follow the directions here: http://minecraftirc.net/thread-26.html
#1689 [13:00] <MinecraftGuy23> tyleen4a03 It's educational..
#1690 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> MinecraftGuy23, this is for Minecraft technical support, not a Geology class
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#1692 [13:01] <MinecraftGuy23> tyteen4a03 It's educational.. My kids just came to me today and told me that Obsidian places well on Mohs' Scale.
#1693 [13:01] <MinecraftGuy23> Do you know how upset that made me?
#1694 [13:01] <bozon123_> I need help my mc launcher restarts after push the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42 PM me pls!
#1695 [13:01] <MinecraftGuy23> Obsidian has the tensile strength of wet toilet paper!
#1696 [13:01] <MinecraftGuy23> Whoever this..... MinecraftCreator guy is, I want to have a word with him.
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#1698 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> MinecraftGuy23, it's a stupid decision made by Notch - I don't think it's going to change soon
#1699 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, we don't PM people
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#1701 [13:02] <MinecraftGuy23> i'll leave.
#1702 [13:02] <MinecraftGuy23> i'll leave.
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#1704 [13:02] <tyteen4a03> Necrodoom, dealt with
#1705 [13:02] <Necrodoom> :D
#1706 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> Necrodoom, that is a very weird error you have
#1707 [13:03] <Necrodoom> you mean bozon?
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#1709 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> Necrodoom, yes
#1710 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> Necrodoom, f me
#1711 [13:03] <bozon123_> oh sry ok
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#1713 [13:03] <bozon123_> I need help my mc launcher restarts after push the "Play" button! https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ca84b1be168d4494fa42
#1714 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, well the basics:
#1715 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> ??> bozon123_ win/java/reinst
#1716 [13:04] <bozon123_> k
#1717 [13:04] <VoxelHead> bozon123_: You need to reinstall Java.
#1718 [13:04] <VoxelHead> bozon123_: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp re-install Java. See also java/1.6 or java/1.7.
#1719 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, you need Java 7 64bit
#1720 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> ??> bozon123_ java/1.7
#1721 [13:04] <VoxelHead> bozon123_: You can get Java 1.7 for almost any platform here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
#1722 [13:04] <bozon123_> did
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#1724 [13:04] <bozon123_> i did a reinstall
#1725 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, did you uninstall all versions of Java?
#1726 [13:04] <bozon123_> yes
#1727 [13:05] <bozon123_> first uninstall then install
#1728 [13:05] <Extreme> tyteen4a03: sfc /scannow in cmd
#1729 [13:05] <rollergirl123> Only one of the servers that I go on freezes. I have no idea why! Help anyone?
#1730 [13:05] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: have you contacted the owner yet?
#1731 [13:06] <tyteen4a03> Extreme, for?
#1732 [13:06] <rollergirl123> Yes. He said he has no idea why its doing that and won't do anything! Its so annoying
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#1734 [13:07] <bozon123_> tyten4a03: yes i did
#1735 [13:07] <Necrodoom> rollergirl123: and did he try moving out your world player.dat file?
#1736 [13:08] <rollergirl123> I told him that and hes not responding.
#1737 [13:08] <Extreme> tyteen4a03: bozon123_
#1738 [13:08] <tyteen4a03> Extreme, I was asking what that's going to help for his problem
#1739 [13:08] <bozon123_> year
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#1742 [13:10] <rollergirl123> Let memove to my laptop brb
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#1747 [13:14] <lppdad> I have purchased Minecraft. I log in and it recognizes my log in info and shows that I have purchased the game. When I try to download the game I keep getting the screen that says demo only. I check and the game has not downloade. My CPU is a Dell xp 8300 running windows 7 and has all the necessary equipment to run the game. Any help on how to download the game?
#1748 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, I need to leave for dinner, but have you set up a profile name at account.mojang.com/me yet?
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#1750 [13:15] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, do you know how to open a command prompt?
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#1753 [13:16] <lppdad> what is a profile name..there is a players name set up and the minecraft recognizes when I log in
#1754 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, yes - that's your profile name
#1755 [13:16] <lppdad> Nope on the command prompt
#1756 [13:17] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, I'm asking if you have one on account.mojang.com/me
#1757 [13:17] <HopperGuest75115> dont work
#1758 [13:18] <bozon123_> win + r?
#1759 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, Win+R, cmd, enter
#1760 [13:19] <bozon123_> k did
#1761 [13:19] <lppdad> yes
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#1763 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, in there, run this command: sfc /scannow
#1764 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, what is the name listed there?
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#1767 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, after that, let it run (it takes 10 minutes or so), then restart your computer
#1768 [13:20] <lppdad> stupidboy21
#1769 [13:20] <bozon123_> wait
#1770 [13:20] <bozon123_> how can i run as administrator?
#1771 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, and when you log in, are you using your Mojang account email or your username?
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#1773 [13:20] <lppdad> email
#1774 [13:20] <minnviking28> I can't get the game to launch
#1775 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, go to Start Menu, search for "cmd"
#1776 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, don't click on it, instead right click and select Run as Administrator
#1777 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> ??> lppdad devconsole
#1778 [13:21] <VoxelHead> lppdad: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1779 [13:21] <VoxelHead> lppdad: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1780 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> minnviking28, what happens when you try?
#1781 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> Extreme, take over
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#1783 [13:21] <bozon123_> where right klick
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#1785 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> bozon123_, on the "cmd" entry on the start menu
#1786 [13:22] <Extreme> bozon123: search "cmd" at start, right click the first thing then press "run as an administrator" then use the same command
#1787 [13:22] <bozon123_> k
#1788 [13:22] <lppdad> all this info is coming to dang fast
#1789 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, take your time and read through the instructions again
#1790 [13:23] <minnviking28> I can't get the game to launch on MAC launch 1.2.5
#1791 [13:23] <bozon123_> :o i got admin but the system doesnt get this :O
#1792 [13:23] <Extreme> minnviking28: why can't you?
#1793 [13:24] <Extreme> bozon123_: what do you mean?
#1794 [13:24] <bozon123_> t
#1795 [13:24] <bozon123_> i got administrator rights but the console says that i gotn
#1796 [13:24] <minnviking28> don't know I hit play and it looks like it is launching and goes back to the main page
#1797 [13:25] <Alanaaya> bozon123_: Is it your server?
#1798 [13:25] <Extreme> bozon123_: gotn?
#1799 [13:25] <bozon123_> doesnt get it
#1800 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> ??> minnviking28 devconsole
#1801 [13:25] <VoxelHead> minnviking28: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1802 [13:25] <VoxelHead> minnviking28: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1803 [13:25] <Extreme> Alanaaya: different issue
#1804 [13:26] <Alanaaya> Extreme: Okay :P
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#1806 [13:26] <Extreme> bozon123_: I still don't understand how the system doesn't get it
#1807 [13:26] <Extreme> bozon123_: do you mean you can't open it as an administrator?
#1808 [13:26] <bozon123_> yes
#1809 [13:26] <Extreme> bozon123_: why can't you?
#1810 [13:27] <bozon123_> the system says i dont got admin rights but i got!
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#1813 [13:27] <Extreme> bozon123_: it should promt you for a password if you aren't logged as an administrator
#1814 [13:27] <bozon123_> i am!
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#1817 [13:28] <lppdad> not letting me copy info in development console
#1818 [13:28] <Extreme> bozon123_: then what is the exact error you get?
#1819 [13:28] <Extreme> ??> lppdad mac/edit
#1820 [13:28] <VoxelHead> lppdad: As in all programs, Command+A is Select All. Command+C is Copy, Command+V is Paste.
#1821 [13:29] <bozon123_> how can i run a run a console session
#1822 [13:29] <HopperGuest81382> hello, how can I speak with someone from tech support?
#1823 [13:29] <bozon123_> -run a
#1824 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, you are
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#1828 [13:30] <HopperGuest81382> ok, i want to know how to solve the "crash report".
#1829 [13:30] <lppdad> command+c??
#1830 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, sure - paste it on Gist and give us the link to it
#1831 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> HopperGuest81382 gist
#1832 [13:30] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest81382: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#1833 [13:30] <bozon123_> you must be logged as an administrator and must run a console session to use the sfc program
#1834 [13:31] <HopperGuest81382> I've read the topic more mojang want to know if I can send aquio link of my problem?
#1835 [13:31] <Extreme> bozon123: search "cmd" at start, right click the first thing then press "run as an administrator" then use the same command
#1836 [13:31] <Extreme> bozon123_: follow those instructions carefully
#1837 [13:32] <lppdad> I dont understand how to do command+c
#1838 [13:32] <bozon123_> what do u mean with right click the first thing
#1839 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, he meant Ctrl+C
#1840 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> Extreme, you probably mixed up the people...
#1841 [13:32] <HopperGuest81382> This is link: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e8b6095af4c395d5f757
#1842 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, Ctrl+A to select all, Ctrl+C to copy
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#1844 [13:33] <Habselaar> Hello
#1845 [13:33] <HopperGuest81382> could you help me?
#1846 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> hi Habselaar
#1847 [13:33] <Habselaar> When I open minecraft i need to login again
#1848 [13:33] <Habselaar> and when i do i get net.minecraft.launcher.authentication.exceptions.InvalidCredentialsException: Invalid token.
#1849 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> Habselaar, log out and log in again
#1850 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, your chipset is not supported in Windows 7\
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#1852 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, uh, oops
#1853 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, disregard that message
#1854 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, install this: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=18223&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20(32-bit)*&DownloadType=Drivers
#1855 [13:34] <Habselaar> Oh
#1856 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, don't ask to ask
#1857 [13:34] <Habselaar> now it works again
#1858 [13:34] <Habselaar> Thanks
#1859 [13:34] <bozon123_> what do u mean with right click the first thing
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#1863 [13:35] <HopperGuest81382> thank you!
#1864 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, no problem
#1865 [13:35] <azulfloke> My minecraft dont work D:
#1866 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, if you find this confusing, we also accept screenshots
#1867 [13:35] <FLHerne> azulfloke: In what way doesn't it work?
#1868 [13:35] <lppdad> secret gist anonymous / gist:6d2a4dd8603473c0cb31
#1869 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, moment
#1870 [13:36] <Extreme> bozon123_: you are over complicating this
#1871 [13:36] <FLHerne> azulfloke: How are you trying to launch it? What happens when you do? Are you using Windows/Mac/Linux?
#1872 [13:36] <bozon123_> what do u mean with right click the first thing
#1873 [13:36] <azulfloke> Windows
#1874 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> FLHerne, last question - /ctcp VERSION
#1875 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, firstly, you have the wrong version of Java
#1876 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> ??> lppdad win/java/reinst
#1877 [13:36] <VoxelHead> lppdad: You need to reinstall Java.
#1878 [13:36] <azulfloke> i loggin in minecraft and the Launcher doesent accept the Passwort
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#1880 [13:36] <VoxelHead> lppdad: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp re-install Java. See also java/1.6 or java/1.7.
#1881 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, you need Java 7 64bit
#1882 [13:36] <tyteen4a03> ??> lppdad java/1.7
#1883 [13:36] <VoxelHead> lppdad: You can get Java 1.7 for almost any platform here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
#1884 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, secondly, something might have gone wrong in the .minecraft folder, so clean it up:
#1885 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> lppdad win/reinst
#1886 [13:37] <Extreme> bozon123_: on the cmd Window already open, use: runas /user:administrator cmd.exe
#1887 [13:37] <VoxelHead> lppdad: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1888 [13:37] <VoxelHead> lppdad: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1889 [13:37] <FLHerne> tyteen4a03: I keep forgetting that :-(
#1890 [13:37] <tyteen4a03> FLHerne, it takes a while to get used to
#1891 [13:37] <Extreme> bozon123_: you will have to type in the password
#1892 [13:38] <HopperGuest81382> tyteen4a03 : I am Brazilian, is very satisfying to see that there are always people helping us * _ *
#1893 [13:38] <Extreme> bozon123_: you will not be able to see what you are typing in either
#1894 [13:38] <tyteen4a03> HopperGuest81382, we are international :)
#1895 [13:38] <azulfloke> I deleted it the .minecraft folder
#1896 [13:38] <tyteen4a03> ??> azulfloke login/diagnosis
#1897 [13:38] <VoxelHead> azulfloke: Please tell us whether you can log into 1. The launcher, 2. http://account.mojang.com/me 3. http://minecraft.net
#1898 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> azulfloke, also, how many times have you tried to log in for the last 15 minutes?
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#1900 [13:39] <azulfloke> 5
#1901 [13:39] <bozon123_> pls sag again what im must type in pls!
#1902 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> 18<+Extreme> bozon123_: on the cmd Window already open, use: runas /user:administrator cmd.exe
#1903 [13:39] <tyteen4a03> azulfloke, ok, continue with VoxelHead's instructions
#1904 [13:40] <azulfloke> ok thx
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#1906 [13:41] <tyteen4a03> lppdad, do you need me to repeat the instructionS?
#1907 [13:41] <lppdad_> need link to java
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#1909 [13:41] <tyteen4a03> ??> lppdad_ java/1.7
#1910 [13:41] <VoxelHead> lppdad_: You can get Java 1.7 for almost any platform here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
#1911 [13:41] <tyteen4a03> lppdad_, grab Java 7 64bit
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#1913 [13:42] <azulfloke> the mojang website accept the Password and minecraft.net also but the Launcher not....
#1914 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> azulfloke login/throttle
#1915 [13:42] <VoxelHead> azulfloke: Your login is most likely being throttled, which will prevent you from logging in.
#1916 [13:42] <HopperGuest81382> Again, thank you and keep up the great work!
#1917 [13:42] <VoxelHead> azulfloke: You will have to wait about 3 hours without logging in for it to reset, at which time you can try to log back in.
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#1920 [13:43] <azulfloke> ok
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#1923 [13:46] <lppdad_> ok now that I have downloaded new Java what?
#1924 [13:46] <gabriel> jogar
#1925 [13:47] <gabriel> sim
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#1927 [13:47] <gabriel> sim
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#1932 [13:49] <lppdad_> Have java 7 download still can not download game
#1933 [13:50] <Extreme> lppdad_: after you installed it try the game again
#1934 [13:51] <lppdad_> i tried again no go
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#1936 [13:52] <Extreme> lppdad_: what happens when you you try?
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#1938 [13:52] <lppdad_> back to screen that says play demo
#1939 [13:52] <Extreme> lppdad_: then did you buy the game?
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#1942 [13:53] <lppdad_> yesterday
#1943 [13:53] <nahuel> nahu
#1944 [13:54] <Extreme> lppdad_: you are not logging in with the correct EMAIL address and password
#1945 [13:54] <Guest42856> For some reason on our computer the minecraft won't load properly. When we click *play* something loads but then it goes back and we have to press *play* again. Is it because our computer does not have the latest edition of minecraft?
#1946 [13:54] <Extreme> nahuel: hello
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#1948 [13:54] <Guest42856> I mean java not minecraft ^^
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#1954 [13:58] <lppdad_> when I log in with email and password it goes to screen with profile name and says download now
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#1961 [13:59] <Extreme> lppdad_: I am not taking about the account site, I'm taking about the launcher
#1962 [14:00] <Extreme> lppdad_: you are not logging in with the correct EMAIL address and password in the launcher
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#1975 [14:08] <Oliver> I cant order the game... It says ive failed 2 many attempts but i just bought the game for my buddy and now i cant buy minecraft for myself..
#1976 [14:10] <Extreme> Oliver: try purchasing with PayPal
#1977 [14:10] <Oliver> Guys come on ive been waiting for the real deal for ages help me with this.
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#1979 [14:10] <Oliver> Hmm can i transfere money from my bankaccount too paypall?
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#1982 [14:11] <Extreme> Oliver: you can use your credit card, you didn't need to physically have an account with PayPal to complete transactions with them
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#1984 [14:13] <emir1357> hallo
#1985 [14:13] <CrusaderDeleters> Physically over the internet...
#1986 [14:13] <CrusaderDeleters> l2words
#1987 [14:13] <emir1357> my minecraft driver have a problem were sorry but it seems there was an error whie trying to render aspects of the game to solve this error it is recommended that you update your grapbics drivers if you are unsure of how to update your drivers please click fix the problem for more information it say this when i will play
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#1991 [14:15] <emir1357> were sorry but it seems there was an error whie trying to render aspects of the game to solve this error it is recommended that you update your grapbics drivers if you are unsure of how to update your drivers please click fix the problem for more information
#1992 [14:15] <emir1357> icant pla y every time it says this can anyone help me
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#1994 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> emir1357 hopper/dxdiag
#1995 [14:16] <VoxelHead> emir1357: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1997 [14:16] <emir1357> i did it
#1998 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the link
#1999 [14:16] <emir1357> and donwloaded it wat is says but not working
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#2002 [14:16] <emir1357> grey link for what
#2003 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> If you did follow the instructions at http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/ -- You would have been left with a link to a gist page that you would give to us so that we can read your dxdiag
#2004 [14:17] <ErwinnB> hi guys, anyone with problems to login into Minecraft?
#2005 [14:17] <lppdad_> thanks guy looks like that was it
#2006 [14:17] <emir1357> https://gist.github.com/emir1357/ace99cb042d98ad890c0
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#2009 [14:18] <emir1357> this is it
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#2012 [14:20] <emir1357> you found it ?
#2013 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> emir1357 - Go here: http://www.asus.com/Barebone_PCs/V7M4A3000E/#support --- Go to Drivers and Tools -- Then Select Windows 7 64 bit under OS. -- Scroll down to Video and expand it, then download that driver and install it
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#2018 [14:22] <emir1357> oke thanks greyvulpine
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#2020 [14:23] <SgtPolaris> I need help with the payment for Minecraft. I want to buy the game, but when I tried to use Visa, it didn't accept it! Can anyone help?
#2021 [14:23] <emir1357> Qualified Vendor List (1)
#2022 [14:23] <emir1357> BIOS (1)
#2023 [14:23] <emir1357> BIOS-Utilities (1)
#2024 [14:23] <emir1357> Chipset (1)
#2025 [14:23] <emir1357> VGA (1)
#2026 [14:23] <emir1357> LAN (1)
#2027 [14:23] <emir1357> Utilities (5)
#2028 [14:23] <Bugboy1028> emir1357:
#2029 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> emir1357, VGA
#2030 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> SgtPolaris - Try using Paypal instead. You can use your credit card there
#2031 [14:24] <emir1357> greyvulpine VGA ??
#2032 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> emir1357, Yes - VGA
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#2034 [14:24] <SgtPolaris> GreyVulpine - Does non-paypal even work?
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#2036 [14:25] <emir1357> oke i do it
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#2038 [14:25] <Oliver> I cant fill my kreditcardnumber correctly....... It says it´s wrong all the time
#2039 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> SgtPolaris - It does.
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#2042 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> Oliver - Is it a standard 16 digit number?
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#2045 [14:27] <Oliver> Yes it is. But it wont work sitting togheter or with - or with space
#2046 [14:28] <Oliver> Inbetween
#2047 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried paypal?
#2048 [14:29] <Oliver> Now it worked. Thx guys
#2049 [14:29] <SgtPolaris> Oliver - what did you to to make it work?
#2050 [14:29] <emir1357> MDVGA i is in 57%
#2051 [14:30] <Oliver> I just tried over at paypal because mojang dident let me pay through there paypal service.
#2052 [14:30] <SgtPolaris> ???
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#2054 [14:30] <Oliver> Failed some times over at paypal 2 but soon enough it went through. So weird. I cant really explain it.
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#2062 [14:33] <emir1357> 97% AMD VGA
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#2064 [14:36] <emir1357> hallo
#2065 [14:36] <emir1357> i have done it
#2066 [14:36] <emir1357> grey vulpine i did it
#2067 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine, he did it! Party!
#2068 [14:37] <emir1357> :D
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#2070 [14:37] <emir1357> grey i installed it
#2071 [14:37] <emir1357> but what now
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#2075 [14:38] <tanguinhazin890> como baixar minecraft
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#2077 [14:39] <maag> hallo
#2078 [14:39] <Extreme> tanguinhazin890, english please
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#2081 [14:40] <emir1357> hoi maag
#2082 [14:40] <emir1357> greyvulpine
#2083 [14:40] <chrissyjh> yes I am trying to log into my sons account for him and it won't let me
#2084 [14:41] <Extreme> chrissyjh, why won't it?
#2085 [14:42] <chrissyjh> not sure put in the user name and password and keeps saying its not good
#2086 [14:42] <Extreme> chrissyjh, then you are not logging in with the correct email and password.
#2087 [14:42] <emir1357> i have AMD VGA
#2088 [14:42] <emir1357> AMD VGA has installed greyvulpine
#2089 [14:42] <emir1357> what now
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#2091 [14:43] <emir1357> i have AMD VGA and now
#2092 [14:43] <Extreme> emir1357, if it installed, try minecraft
#2093 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> emir1357 - Did it ask to reboot your computer?
#2094 [14:43] <emir1357> WOW
#2095 [14:43] <emir1357> i can play minecraft
#2096 [14:43] <emir1357> yes yes yes yes yes yesssssssss
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#2098 [14:44] <chrissyjh> hello any idea how to get on to his account
#2099 [14:44] <emir1357> THANK YOU greyvulpine
#2100 [14:45] <Extreme> chrissyjh, then you are not logging in with the correct email and password.
#2101 [14:45] <emir1357> i play now first time minecraft
#2102 [14:45] <spleefer> chrissyjh, reset the password
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#2104 [14:45] <chrissyjh> just did that and still won;t keeps saying its wrong
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#2107 [14:47] <spleefer> is it a premium minecraft account?
#2108 [14:47] <chrissyjh> yes we paid for it
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#2110 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> chrissyjh - Please log into https://account.mojang.com/login -- Make sure that Minecraft is listed under "My Games", and has your son's profile name and date of purchase listed there
#2111 [14:50] <pikadash> hello, i keep getting an error that my pixels are not accelerated, but everthing on my computer checks out as far as drivers, this is the only computer my kids have for this...any thoughts?
#2112 [14:50] <chrissyjh> ok thanks
#2113 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> ??> pikadash hopper/dxdiag
#2114 [14:51] <VoxelHead> pikadash: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2117 [14:52] <pokemoncachter52> hello
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#2119 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Hello
#2120 [14:52] <pokemoncachter52> hello
#2121 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Hello
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#2123 [14:53] <pokemoncachter52> yea my game isnt working
#2124 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> And how isn't it working?
#2125 [14:53] <Ollie> my game keeps crashing
#2126 [14:54] <pokemoncachter52> Pixel Format Not Accelerated
#2127 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> pokemoncachter52 hopper/dxdiag
#2128 [14:54] <VoxelHead> pokemoncachter52: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2130 [14:54] <SnoFox> That's literally the bug I just saw that told me that this channel existed.
#2131 [14:54] <Ollie> me 2
#2132 [14:54] <pokemoncachter52> i did im stuck on the last one
#2133 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Then please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#2134 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> pokemoncachter52 - Last one?
#2135 [14:54] <SnoFox> I'm not broken though :p
#2136 [14:55] <pokemoncachter52> yea all it shows is a web site
#2137 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes, please give us the address to your dxdiag gist page
#2138 [14:55] <pokemoncachter52> how do i get the adress
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#2141 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> By copying and pasting it out of your browser's address bar
#2142 [14:56] <pikadash> voxelhead: it won't let me "create secret gist"
#2143 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Then you're putting in your dxdiag in the wrong box. Please use the box in the middle of the page, not the description
#2144 [14:56] <pokemoncachter52> i did
#2145 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> pokemoncachter52 - Then please give us the address to the page
#2146 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> pokemoncachter52 - Then please give us the address to the page
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#2148 [14:57] <pokemoncachter52> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4e5f653343dca1903342
#2149 [14:57] <Ollie> the same thing is happening to me
#2150 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Thank you, one moment pokemoncachter52.
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#2152 [14:58] <KingBlock44> hallo
#2153 [14:58] <Ollie> hello
#2154 [14:58] <Calinou> ol
#2155 [14:58] <Calinou> oops
#2156 [14:58] <KingBlock44> Germany?
#2157 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> pokemoncachter52 - Please download and install these drivers: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=18228&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20%2864-bit%29*&DownloadType=Drivers
#2158 [14:59] <pokemoncachter52> thanks
#2159 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> pokemoncachter52 - After doing so, you may be asked to reboot, do so, then try minecraft
#2160 [14:59] <KingBlock44> I have create a acc on mojang and when i loggin to minecraft have i my
#2161 [14:59] <KingBlock44> Email not username
#2162 [14:59] <pikadash> tried twice, i am pasting the info in the correct box, but cannot click on create secret gist
#2163 [15:00] <pokemoncachter52> do i click the download on the side
#2164 [15:01] <KingBlock44> I have create a acc on mojang and when i loggin to minecraft have i my Email adresse not my Nick name (username)
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#2166 [15:02] <KingBlock44> I have create a acc on mojang and when i loggin to minecraft have i my Email adresse not my Nick name (username) pls help me?!
#2167 [15:02] <Ollie> bye
#2168 [15:02] <kingcrafter> My minecraft never lets me play
#2169 [15:03] <Calinou> kingcrafter: be more precise, please :P
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#2171 [15:03] <Calinou> do you get an error message? which one? what operating system do you use?
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#2174 [15:04] <kingcrafter> every time i log in it never does the normal launch.
#2175 [15:04] <kingcrafter> i think my launcher is broken :(
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#2177 [15:04] <kingcrafter> i tried 4 times.
#2178 [15:05] <Ollie> i need help
#2179 [15:05] <Calinou> ask your question, Ollie!
#2180 [15:05] <Calinou> don't just say "I need help" ;)
#2181 [15:05] <kingcrafter> yes ask away!
#2182 [15:06] <Calinou> kingcrafter: that's not accurate enough :/ what happens exactly when you try to log in?
#2183 [15:06] <kingcrafter> i had minecraft for 2 months
#2184 [15:06] <kingcrafter> launcher closes then nothing
#2185 [15:06] <kingcrafter> :(
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#2187 [15:07] <Ollie> its lake of updated graphics drivers
#2188 [15:07] <Extreme> ??> Ollie hopper/dxdiag
#2189 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Ollie: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2190 [15:07] <Extreme> Ollie, you should have read that
#2191 [15:07] <kingcrafter> i have a survival world. i worked hard on it.
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#2193 [15:08] <pikadash> Voxelhead: I've tried pasting in the correct box several times but it won't let me create a secrest gist...
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#2195 [15:08] <Ollie> im on mac
#2196 [15:09] <kingcrafter> i will shut down my computer
#2197 [15:09] <kingcrafter> and rewrite something
#2198 [15:09] <Ollie> i dont have windows on mac
#2199 [15:09] <kingcrafter> then ill try
#2200 [15:09] <kingcrafter> and im on windows 7
#2201 [15:09] <kingcrafter> not 8
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#2203 [15:10] <Extreme> ??> Ollie mac/softwareupdate
#2204 [15:10] <VoxelHead> Ollie: You need to install all available Software Updates available for your Mac.
#2205 [15:10] <VoxelHead> Ollie: To do so, click the Apple icon in the top left of the screen, and click Software Update. Continue to install updates until there are none.
#2206 [15:10] <kingcrafter> i think ill do the repory later!
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#2209 [15:11] <kingcrafter> mac? im on windows!
#2210 [15:11] <Calinou> he was not talking to you kingcrafter
#2211 [15:11] <Calinou> ?? client
#2212 [15:11] <VoxelHead> client: OS-Independent client:
#2213 [15:11] <VoxelHead> client: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/Minecraft.jar
#2214 [15:12] <Calinou> kingcrafter: you could try the OS independant client, see above :)
#2215 [15:12] <kingcrafter> i:( calinou
#2216 [15:12] <kingcrafter> ok
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#2217 [15:13] <kingcrafter> it's still not working
#2218 [15:13] <pikadash> Voxelhead: I've tried pasting in the correct box several times but it won't let me create a secrest gist...
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#2221 [15:14] <kingcrafter> is my minecraft broken? or
#2222 [15:14] <kingcrafter> magic launcher isn't working
#2223 [15:14] <kingcrafter> hmmm.
#2224 [15:15] <kingcrafter> i reinstalled it.
#2225 [15:15] <Calinou> :/
#2226 [15:16] <kingcrafter> it doesn't work.
#2227 [15:16] <kingcrafter> maybe its how i logged in
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#2229 [15:17] <kingcrafter> i just tried again
#2230 [15:17] <kingcrafter> i just tried again
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#2233 [15:18] <thecrafter> hm
#2234 [15:18] <thecrafter> i changed my name
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#2236 [15:18] <thecrafter> my minecraft launcher doesn't launch minecraft
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#2239 [15:19] <thecrafter> ill try on a different profile
#2240 [15:19] <Wug> thecrafter: what does it do instead?
#2241 [15:19] <Guest87175> i cannot get java downloaded can anyone help
#2242 [15:19] <Wug> Guest87175: how far do you get when you try
#2243 [15:20] <thecrafter> it closes when i press play
#2244 [15:20] <thecrafter> minecraft doesn't launch at all
#2245 [15:20] <Guest87175> when i accept and push download it says error
#2246 [15:21] <Wug> Guest87175: what says error, where
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#2249 [15:21] <timelordvogue> So, I try to get into Minecraft and my account has been migrated. I'm like whatever, then I try to log in to mojang with my minecraft username and I have to use my email. I don't. Fucking. Know. My email. For all this time I've just been using the username, I can't exactly be expected to remember this shit. Also I don't understand this transaction ID shit.. There must be some kind of easier way.
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#2251 [15:21] <Wug> thecrafter: does the launcher reappear
#2252 [15:21] <thecrafter> no
#2253 [15:21] <Guest87175> when i go to java download
#2254 [15:22] <Wug> Guest87175: what exactly does the error say
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#2256 [15:23] <thecrafter> i got it to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2258 [15:23] <Wug> thecrafter: what did you change
#2259 [15:23] <thecrafter> profile
#2260 [15:24] <Wug> what did you change in your profile
#2261 [15:24] <thecrafter> i had 2 profiles
#2262 [15:24] <thecrafter> i don't know why.
#2263 [15:24] <thecrafter> i just might stick to the 1 im using now
#2264 [15:25] <thecrafter> im in my survival world
#2265 [15:25] <Wug> what is different between the two profiles
#2266 [15:26] <thecrafter> mods
#2267 [15:26] <thecrafter> :(
#2268 [15:26] <thecrafter> bye
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#2277 [15:36] <Spuds185> hellow Minecraft won't let me sine in
#2278 [15:36] <JJ> D
#2279 [15:36] <JJ> I need help
#2280 [15:37] <George> My fucking java bootstrap wont work
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#2283 [15:37] <Extreme> ??> JJ aSL
#2284 [15:37] <Extreme> ??> JJ aSk
#2285 [15:37] <VoxelHead> JJ: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2286 [15:37] <Extreme> gah
#2287 [15:37] <VoxelHead> JJ: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2289 [15:37] <Spuds185> my minecraft still won't let me sine in
#2290 [15:37] <George> Im Having problems with java bootstrape
#2291 [15:37] <JJ> I've forgot my password *I'm such an idiot ... What should I do !!
#2292 [15:38] <Extreme> ??> JJ mc.net/resetpassword
#2293 [15:38] <George> HELP
#2294 [15:38] <VoxelHead> JJ: If you have to reset your password, use https://minecraft.net/resetpassword if your account was not migrated, respectively https://account.mojang.com/resetpassword/request if your account was migrated. You'll then be sent an email with further instructions.
#2295 [15:38] <JJ> i've done this and the email has not came yet! how long will it be??? till it comes
#2296 [15:38] <George> i cant open minecraft it says something is mess up with my bootstrap
#2297 [15:39] <George> help
#2298 [15:39] <George> please
#2299 [15:39] <George> My java bootstrap
#2300 [15:39] <JJ> I've been waiting ages!
#2301 [15:39] <George> Sameeeeee
#2302 [15:39] <Extreme> ??> JJ emailmissing
#2303 [15:39] <VoxelHead> JJ: If you are not getting emails from Mojang, please read this article for common reasons for that: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/542001-cannot-get-mojang-system-emails
#2304 [15:39] <VoxelHead> JJ: Some providers like AOL and Comcast have known issues with dropping Mojang emails. If you use one of those, use another provider like Gmail.
#2305 [15:39] <Extreme> ??> George gist
#2306 [15:39] <VoxelHead> George: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#2307 [15:39] <Extreme> George, put the error on gist
#2308 [15:39] <JJ> Thanks x
#2309 [15:40] <George> ?
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#2311 [15:40] <Extreme> George, yes, you heard me
#2312 [15:40] <Extreme> ??> George win/edit
#2313 [15:40] <VoxelHead> George: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#2314 [15:40] <Spuds185> I would like to be able to sine in and I just miggrated to mojang and now it wont let me sine in. I am useing my Email to sine in and I'm useing the correct password
#2315 [15:40] <JJ> What happens if I deleted my email!!
#2316 [15:40] <Extreme> Spuds185, can you login at https://account.mojang.com/login?
#2317 [15:40] <JJ> :L
#2318 [15:41] <Spuds185> yes
#2319 [15:41] <Extreme> ??> JJ ask/accounts
#2320 [15:41] <VoxelHead> JJ: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://is.gd/mc_acct
#2321 [15:41] <George> My java bootstrap is stoping me from playing
#2322 [15:41] <Extreme> George, copy the whole error log and put it on gist
#2323 [15:41] <Extreme> ??> George gist
#2324 [15:41] <VoxelHead> George: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#2325 [15:41] <JJ> Thank you <3
#2326 [15:41] <George> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6966571
#2327 [15:42] <George> ?
#2328 [15:42] <Extreme> George, that is not the whole log, is it?
#2329 [15:42] <George> thats whats stopping me from getting in
#2330 [15:43] <Extreme> George, we need the entire error log
#2331 [15:43] <Extreme> George, you only gave a portion of it.
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#2333 [15:43] <George> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/bcbee470e6bec1428788
#2334 [15:44] <George> ?
#2335 [15:44] <George> well
#2336 [15:44] <Extreme> No.
#2337 [15:44] <Extreme> George, we need the entire error log
#2338 [15:44] <Extreme> George, you only gave a portion of it.
#2339 [15:45] <Extreme> George, is that not clear?
#2340 [15:45] <spleefer> ctrl+a ctrl+c and paste it
#2341 [15:45] <spleefer> life hax
#2342 [15:45] <Extreme> VoxelHead explained that too.
#2343 [15:45] <George> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/999d7e435f487b3a2c9c
#2344 [15:45] <George> therre
#2345 [15:45] <Extreme> ??> George win/reinst/rename
#2346 [15:45] <VoxelHead> George: You may need to try running Minecraft with a blank slate.
#2347 [15:46] <VoxelHead> George: To do this, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, find the directory called .minecraft and right-click it to rename. Rename it to oldminecraft
#2348 [15:46] <Spuds185> no one has helped me
#2349 [15:46] <Extreme> Spuds185, what is your issue?
#2350 [15:47] <Spuds185> it won't let me sine in to minecraft and I can log into Mincraft.net and mojang but it won't let me in the game
#2351 [15:47] <Extreme> ??> Spuds185 mc.net/paid
#2352 [15:47] <VoxelHead> Spuds185: There is a very simple way to see whether Mojang believes your account is paid for or not. Log in at https://account.mojang.com/me and look for a 'My Games' heading. If you don't see Minecraft listed there, nor in My Gift Codes, then Mojang has not received your monies. See http://i.imgur.com/ySNIi0V.png for an exemplary picture.
#2353 [15:47] <Extreme> Spuds185, can you login there?
#2354 [15:48] <Spuds185> yes and it dose say I have mincraft
#2355 [15:48] <George> VoxelHead: didnt help now i cant open minectaft
#2356 [15:48] <George> minecraft
#2357 [15:48] <spleefer> use your email when you log in game
#2358 [15:48] <Spuds185> I DID
#2359 [15:48] <Extreme> ??> George teamviewer
#2360 [15:48] <VoxelHead> George: Teamviewer is a remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2361 [15:49] <VoxelHead> George: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2362 [15:49] <Extreme> Spuds185, are you sure you were logging into the launcher with your email address and password?
#2363 [15:49] <George> no way man
#2364 [15:49] <George> i just want to know how to fix it
#2365 [15:49] <Extreme> George, then I'll take it you can fix it on your own
#2366 [15:49] <Spuds185> yes I'm sure I've been doing this for a hour now
#2367 [15:49] <George> FU
#2368 [15:50] <George> thanks for the amazing help
#2369 [15:50] <spleefer> george just unplug the dsl cable if he is haxing
#2370 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> !k George
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#2372 [15:50] <Spuds185> I've loged in with my Email
#2373 [15:50] <Spuds185> and I've used the same password as the others
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#2375 [15:50] <George> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/999d7e435f487b3a2c9c
#2376 [15:51] <Wug> spleefer: if you're not going to help, don't say anything.
#2377 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> George - Go to C:\Users\GEORGE\ and delete the .minecraft folder. Redownload the launcher and try logging in again
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#2379 [15:51] <spleefer> understood
#2380 [15:51] <Wug> (or if you don't need help)
#2381 [15:53] <Extreme> ??> Spuds185 login/throttle
#2382 [15:53] <VoxelHead> Spuds185: Your login is most likely being throttled, which will prevent you from logging in.
#2383 [15:53] <VoxelHead> Spuds185: You will have to wait about 3 hours without logging in for it to reset, at which time you can try to log back in.
#2384 [15:53] <Spuds185> ok I'll just wait it out then
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#2393 [16:05] <Ustinov> hi
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#2403 [16:08] <Anusha> Why did my world randomly get deleted?
#2404 [16:08] <Ustinov> on my minecraft multiplayer wheneever i try to connect to a server with my account i get <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3c//DTD XHTML 1.0 "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> what should i do ??
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#2407 [16:10] <Ustinov> it has been going on for like a month and i really wanna get on the nexus
#2408 [16:10] <Ustinov> btw my username is ustinov50
#2409 [16:12] <Anusha> My world was deleted when i was flying around the world
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#2422 [16:26] <jba42292> how can I put minecraft 1.64 on my computer and play offline
#2423 [16:28] <jba42292> What I mean is put the launcher icon and 1.64 icon
#2424 [16:28] <Extreme> jba42292, why play offline?
#2425 [16:29] <jba42292> sometimes my son needs to play without any internet
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#2427 [16:29] <loginproblemz> Hello! i have a problem with connecting to an friend's multiplayer server
#2428 [16:30] <loginproblemz> He's sitting next to me so i'm sure i have the right ip and so on and do as he does
#2429 [16:30] <loginproblemz> but when i reach the server and is logging in to it , ican't come further then ''logging in''
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#2432 [16:32] <loginproblemz> i click direcr connect and write's the server adress then clicks ''join server'' and after that, i'm stuck and i can't come on
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#2434 [16:36] <George> I still have the problem with the bootstrap
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#2436 [16:37] <George> Help ? extreme
#2437 [16:37] <George> Extreme: Help
#2438 [16:37] <loginproblemz> Do you guys know if i can upgrade my networkcard somewhere for free?
#2439 [16:37] * stupid3700|away is now known as stupid3700
#2440 [16:37] <Extreme> loginproblemz, a network card is physicall hardware
#2441 [16:37] <George> Extreme: help me
#2442 [16:37] <George> please
#2443 [16:38] <Extreme> George, I have offered teamviewer, which you refused
#2444 [16:38] <George> you could mess around with my stiff
#2445 [16:38] <George> stuff
#2446 [16:38] <loginproblemz> i know but i cant connect too any minecraft server. I though maybe the reason is because my internetcard is outdated. Can that be the problem?
#2447 [16:38] <Extreme> ??> George reversetrolling
#2448 [16:38] <VoxelHead> George: This is a community of people volunteering their time to offer technical support for a game which they have enjoyed, and wish to help others to be able to enjoy. We are here to help. We are not here to fool you or waste your time. We offer the best advice we have. Nothing other than experience is forcing us to offer any specific solutions; and nothing is forcing you to follow our advice if you don't like it.
#2449 [16:39] <George> Extreme: ok teamviewer
#2450 [16:39] <Scott> If your NIC is bad, you'd have to physically replace the hardware.
#2451 [16:39] <Scott> You generally can't acquire physical objects for free.
#2452 [16:39] <George> Extreme: ?
#2453 [16:39] <loginproblemz> So you cant uppdate the software inside the card ? ? at all?
#2454 [16:40] <Extreme> George, If I still have time for ir
#2455 [16:40] <Extreme> it
#2456 [16:40] <George> ?
#2457 [16:40] <Scott> You can update the drivers for it but that's not going to replace the card if it's physical limitation.
#2458 [16:40] <loginproblemz> Where do i do that?
#2459 [16:40] <Extreme> ??> George teamviewer
#2460 [16:40] <VoxelHead> George: Teamviewer is a remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2461 [16:40] <VoxelHead> George: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2462 [16:40] <George> yeah
#2463 [16:40] <George> ok i have it
#2464 [16:41] <Extreme> George, when you have that, send me the ID and Password with /msg Extreme <id> <password>
#2465 [16:43] <Scott> You'd have to determine which NIC you have and check to see if the manufacturer has made new drivers.
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#2472 [16:46] <flarerblake> hello?
#2473 [16:47] <flarerblake> when I try to update my video card driver it doesn't work?
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#2476 [16:49] <Extreme> flarerblake, do not ping random people
#2477 [16:49] <flarerblake> when I try to update my video card driver it doesn't work
#2478 [16:49] <Extreme> ??> flarerblake hopper/dxdiag
#2479 [16:49] <VoxelHead> flarerblake: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2480 [16:49] <Wug> flarerblake: you said that already. did you follow the directions and post your dxdiag?
#2481 [16:50] <flarerblake> ya I did
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#2485 [16:51] <Wertel> Hey guys, I am having some issues with Minecraft crashing on startup.
#2486 [16:51] <flarerblake> me to I have that to
#2487 [16:51] <Wertel> Where are the logs located so I can pastebin them?
#2488 [16:51] <HopperGuest26472> Me to seems to be something with my drivers
#2489 [16:52] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest26472 hopper/dxdiag
#2490 [16:52] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest26472: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2491 [16:52] <Extreme> flarerblake, I don't see a link anywhere, can you repost it?
#2492 [16:52] <flarerblake> when I press r on my window nothing happens
#2493 [16:53] <flarerblake> repost what?
#2494 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - You need to press both the windows and R keys at the same time
#2495 [16:53] <HopperGuest26472> VoxelHead, i did that already. but my driver says its running on the latest software available
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#2497 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest26472 - Please give us the address to your dxdiag report, so we can determine that for ourselves
#2498 [16:54] <HopperGuest26472> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6927f28d93b0e715138f
#2499 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest26472 - Did you download your drivers from here? http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2032
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#2502 [16:56] <HopperGuest24469> hello i have a problem with my graphics driver when i try to play minecraft on my pc. i have a link.
#2503 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the link
#2504 [16:56] <HopperGuest26472> i asume i did. Has been a while since i did anything on it
#2505 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest26472 - Please try that link
#2506 [16:56] <George> Extreme:
#2507 [16:56] <Extreme> George, yes?
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#2509 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest26472 - Your current drivers are dated 8/13/2009, the ones on the site are 1/21/2013
#2510 [16:57] <George> what do i do
#2511 [16:57] <HopperGuest17097> when i try to play minecraft it says i have an old graphics driver i have a link
#2512 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest17097 - Please provide us with your linik
#2513 [16:57] <HopperGuest26472> I'll try to update them this way, thank you
#2514 [16:57] <HopperGuest17097> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e94c78afb6fc3ea4ca1d
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#2516 [16:58] <niel> Wertel, just ask again
#2517 [16:58] <George> Extreme: HELP
#2518 [16:58] <Extreme> George, PM
#2519 [16:58] <flarerblake> I press r and the window key at the ame time and nothing happens
#2520 [16:58] <George> l?
#2521 [16:59] <George> it wont ler me
#2522 [16:59] <George> let
#2523 [16:59] <HopperGuest17097> hello?
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#2526 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Hold down the windows key, and press R
#2527 [17:00] <Extreme> George, that will not help
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#2529 [17:00] <George> ?
#2530 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> HopperGuest17097 - One moment. It ta-
#2531 [17:00] <George> what
#2532 [17:00] <flarerblake> i am on the home page?
#2533 [17:00] <Extreme> George, you either send the ID and Password again, or you don't
#2534 [17:00] <George> i did
#2535 [17:01] <George> ?
#2536 [17:01] <Extreme> George, I did not get it then
#2537 [17:01] <flarerblake> on the home page?
#2538 [17:01] <George> you went on it with me
#2539 [17:02] <George> Extreme: i cant /msg
#2540 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - When you pressed Windows+R, the run command should have popped up, did it?
#2541 [17:02] <Extreme> George, /msg Extreme stuff
#2542 [17:02] <George> its not working
#2543 [17:02] <George> skype ?
#2544 [17:02] <Extreme> George, "yo"?
#2545 [17:03] <George> yo
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#2548 [17:03] <flarerblake> should i copy and past the crash report to you greyvulpine
#2549 [17:03] <flarerblake> grey it didnt
#2550 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Through the gist page, sure
#2551 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> flarerblake gist
#2552 [17:03] <VoxelHead> flarerblake: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
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#2555 [17:07] <George> omfg i give up man its fuck
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#2558 [17:08] <George> i cant play minecraft because noone knows how to fix my problem
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#2561 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> George - We do, but you're just not letting us.
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#2564 [17:09] <George> ok what you want me to do ?
#2565 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> Following Extreme's simple steps?
#2566 [17:09] <George> ive tryed he went on teamviewer and he did nothing
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#2568 [17:10] <Extreme> George, you decided to restart
#2569 [17:10] <George> ok try again ?
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#2572 [17:10] <Extreme> George, send the ID and Password again
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#2574 [17:11] <flarerblake> voxlehead di you get my message for you on my gist?
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#2576 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot, it cannot respond to you
#2577 [17:11] <flarerblake> :(
#2578 [17:11] <flarerblake> grey
#2579 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> I would like that link, please.
#2580 [17:11] <flarerblake> should i send you my gist
#2581 [17:12] <flarerblake> ok
#2582 [17:12] <flarerblake> and the gist
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#2586 [17:13] <Backkpack> I need help with my mojang account, I haven't been on in awhile and it says I don't have Minecraft anymore.
#2587 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> Then either you're using the wrong login, or you have another second account.
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#2591 [17:14] <flarerblake> grey did you get my message for the link and gist?
#2592 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> No, I did not, flarerblake
#2593 [17:15] <flarerblake> i sent it to you
#2594 [17:15] <flarerblake> hold
#2595 [17:15] <flarerblake> so you didn't
#2596 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> I have no such message from you, flarerblake.
#2597 [17:16] <flarerblake> want me to message it to you again?
#2598 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Please do.
#2599 [17:16] <flarerblake> ok
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#2602 [17:18] <flarerblake> grey did you get it i just sent it now ok?
#2603 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Nope. Why do you keep leaving?
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#2605 [17:19] <flarerblake> because it makes me leave for some reson
#2606 [17:19] <flarerblake> i cant come back to the chat
#2607 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> How exactly are you trying to send me the link?
#2608 [17:19] <flarerblake> message you on here
#2609 [17:19] <Bubby> my minecraft is has to much lag in it. its unplayable
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#2611 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - I'm not seeing any such link from you
#2612 [17:20] <flarerblake> wierd
#2613 [17:20] <Bubby> ?
#2614 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Bubby - Tried turning down the detail level inside minecraft?
#2615 [17:20] <flarerblake> hold ill try agian
#2616 [17:20] <Bubby> i tried that
#2617 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Bubby - If that doesn't work, your computer may just be too old to run minecraft
#2618 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Bubby - Nothing you can do but try minecraft on a newer computer.
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#2620 [17:21] <Bubby> its windows 7 and i bought it as windows 7
#2621 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Having windows 7 doesn't automatically mean you can run the latest applications and games.
#2622 [17:21] <HopperJustin> Description: Initializing game
#2623 [17:21] <HopperJustin> org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#2624 [17:21] <HopperJustin> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
#2625 [17:21] <HopperJustin> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
#2626 [17:21] <HopperJustin> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244)
#2627 [17:21] <HopperJustin> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306)
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#2629 [17:21] <flarerblake> ok i did it
#2630 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Er, what?
#2631 [17:22] <Bubby> windows 7 is not old!
#2632 [17:22] <flarerblake> i sent you the link for it
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#2634 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Ah, I see it now. One moment
#2635 [17:22] <flarerblake> on am essage
#2636 [17:22] <flarerblake> ok
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#2638 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Please give me a dxdiag following VoxelHead's instructions.
#2639 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> flarerblake hopper/dxdiag
#2640 [17:23] <VoxelHead> flarerblake: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2643 [17:24] <flarerblake> which window i know i have windows but i have on on the tool bar where minecraft is and one where it shows the flag of the computer on the hand side
#2644 [17:24] <bknorr> when i login it says that thares an invalid token and to log in so i do and when i try to join a server it says failed to join bad login so i close out and do it again it goes back to invalid token any help?
#2645 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - On your keyboard, what is the key between the ctrl and alt keys, in the lower left corner?
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#2647 [17:25] <bknorr> window button
#2648 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> That was directed to flarerblake, not you, bknorr
#2649 [17:25] <bknorr> oh
#2650 [17:25] <flarerblake> owww that one i missed that sorry
#2651 [17:25] <flarerblake> thx
#2652 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> bknorr - Are you sharing your account with anybody else?
#2653 [17:26] <bknorr> nope
#2654 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> bknorr - Does anybody else know your account information? Are you logged into multiple computers with that one account?
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#2656 [17:26] <bknorr> sometimes when i go to friends house i login but i make shure to logout when im done
#2657 [17:27] <bknorr> and the only ones who know my account info is my mom and dad
#2658 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> bknorr - A bad login/invalid token means that your current login info is invalid because it has timed out, usually because that account has logged in elsewhere recently
#2659 [17:27] <bknorr> know how to fix it?
#2660 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> bknorr - Try changing your password, closing minecraft, and logging in again
#2661 [17:28] <bknorr> okay thx~
#2662 [17:28] <bknorr> !
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#2665 [17:30] <flarerblake> grey
#2666 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2667 [17:30] <flarerblake> i did what they said
#2668 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Please give me the link to your gist page
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#2670 [17:30] <flarerblake> now should i give you the and the gist?
#2671 [17:30] <flarerblake> link
#2672 [17:30] <kennyg> is the minecraft service down?
#2673 [17:31] <kennyg> I can get a server list, but cannot login to any of the servers
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#2675 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> kennyg - Looks like the session server just went down: https://help.mojang.com/
#2676 [17:31] <kennyg> ok.
#2677 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> kennyg - Would affect logging into servers
#2678 [17:31] <kennyg> right
#2679 [17:31] <kennyg> ok
#2680 [17:31] <kennyg> at least its not just me
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#2682 [17:31] <kennyg> bye
#2683 [17:31] <flarerblake> got it grey
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#2685 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake- Please download and install this driver for your system: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=22167&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20%2864-bit%29*&DownloadType=
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#2688 [17:33] <flarerblake> ok thx allot grey youre awesome at this job
#2689 [17:34] <flarerblake> grey are a computer or a human
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#2691 [17:35] <Hestand> Why do sessions go down at the worst times....
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#2693 [17:35] <flarerblake> it doesnt
#2694 [17:35] <Hestand> It just did
#2695 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> Hestand - Because the session server hates minecraft at times.
#2696 [17:36] <Hestand> ^
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#2698 [17:36] <flarerblake> grey
#2699 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> It just wants to hear the cries and lamantations of millions of minecraft fans, all screaming at once.
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#2701 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Yes?
#2702 [17:36] <Jimmy> Hey guys! i can't log in to any servers on minecraft
#2703 [17:36] <Hestand> Sessions down
#2704 [17:37] <Jimmy> what's sessions? ^^'
#2705 [17:37] <Hestand> Right when my pc hit a lag spike and crashed minecraft -_-
#2706 [17:37] <flarerblake> do you know why my computer zoomed in and out and made the tab small and same size agian
#2707 [17:37] <Hestand> The servers @jimmy
#2708 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - Installing that driver will do that. It's normal
#2709 [17:37] <flarerblake> ok thx
#2710 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2711 [17:37] * GreyVulpine bahs
#2711 [17:38] <flarerblake> after it download should i test it out?
#2712 [17:38] <Jimmy> when will the servers be up? also, i'm sitting next to a friend and we try to start our own server. will that work or will it be down aswell? my friend can log in on it but i can't
#2713 [17:38] <Hestand> Grey why was your name red ealier
#2714 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> Hestand - Because I mentioned your name.
#2715 [17:38] <Hestand> oh
#2716 [17:38] <Hestand> haha
#2717 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> If I don't mention your name, your client doesn't highlight the line
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#2719 [17:38] <Hestand> Jimmy if ur friend is the host then
#2720 [17:38] <Hestand> he can get on but u cant
#2721 [17:39] <Jimmy> alright. i tried to make an server myself but i couldn't even log in on my own server. is that included in the problem?
#2722 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Jimmy - Yes
#2723 [17:39] <flarerblake> grey after it downloads should i test it out?
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#2725 [17:39] <Jimmy> alright, thank you!
#2726 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> You install the driver, reboot your computer if it asks, then try minecraft
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#2728 [17:39] <flarerblake> ok thanks
#2729 [17:40] <flarerblake> where will say if needs to repot the computer?
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#2731 [17:41] <flarerblake> where will say if it needs to reboot the computer?
#2732 [17:41] <Hestand> Good bye G'luck flareblake :D (lets hope mc is up soon)
#2733 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> flarerblake - At the end of the install process
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#2735 [17:42] <flarerblake> i don't see it any where when i brings up the page where it say its done
#2736 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Did you start the installation of the driver?
#2737 [17:43] <flarerblake> yes
#2738 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> Did it finish successfully?
#2739 [17:43] <flarerblake> i don't know
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#2742 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> So, you went to the intel page, downloaded the driver, ran the driver.. and...
#2743 [17:44] <EpicHarry7> i cannot connect to any of my servers
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#2745 [17:44] <flarerblake> it still show the calander but different with numbers and letters
#2746 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> EpicHarry7 - Session server is down.
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#2748 [17:44] <EpicHarry7> do you know when it might e fixed
#2749 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
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#2751 [17:44] <flarerblake> then no i guess
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#2753 [17:46] <flarerblake> it works thank you grey
#2754 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing
#2755 [17:46] <ObeyDaSwag> hai, so I was wondering if you can help me get my minecraft to run I don't know if its something i installed but I could use some help.
#2756 [17:46] <flarerblake> bye grey
#2757 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> ObeyDaSwag - What's wrong?
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#2759 [17:46] <ObeyDaSwag> I try to log on to a server but then my minecraft crashes
#2760 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> The session servers are currently down, which would affect the ability to log onto a minecraft server
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#2762 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> We have no ETA on when it'll be fixed, please try again later
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#2765 [17:48] <ObeyDaSwag> okay thanks will it work on a single player world?
#2766 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#2768 [17:48] <ObeyDaSwag> awesome thanks
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#2770 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2771 [17:48] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
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#2773 [17:49] <muath360> I WANT TO PLY MINECRAFT
#2774 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> That's great, you can still play minecraft in single player mode.
#2775 [17:50] <hugkid6> Sessions are dead I guess?
#2776 [17:50] <Symbolic> i want pie
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#2778 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> hugkid6 - Yes
#2779 [17:50] <Hestand> minecraft you mock me
#2780 [17:50] <VoxelHead> Hestand, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2781 [17:50] <hugkid6> Sounds good.
#2782 [17:50] <Hestand> minecraft does up and then when im right about to log into server it goes down -_-
#2783 [17:52] <hugkid6> Hestand: Yes, the Session Server is down, it means you cannot log into any servers for a while
#2784 [17:53] <Hestand> i know that hugkid6 ITs now been on and of mutliple times and its being very annyoing, oh well at least i cant liste to "what does the fox say"
#2785 [17:53] <Hestand> "what does the fox say" ring-ding-dingdingdign"
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#2789 [17:55] <hugkid6> What the hell?
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#2791 [17:56] <hugkid6> my ITs been on an of... good to know
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#2794 [17:58] <VoxelHead> LoagZz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2795 [17:58] <VoxelHead> flarerblake, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2796 [17:58] <flarerblake> grey im back sorry
#2797 [17:58] <LoagZz> Is it just me or is minecraft down because I cant connect to minecraft servers rigtht now.
#2798 [17:59] <flarerblake> im minecraft world is slow
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#2800 [17:59] <LoagZz> oh never mind voxel head I just saw your message
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#2802 [17:59] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest15996, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2804 [17:59] <VoxelHead> FusionTXF, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2805 [17:59] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest29881, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2808 [18:00] <flarerblake> my minecraft world isslow
#2809 [18:01] <flarerblake> my minecraft world is slow
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#2813 [18:01] <VoxelHead> Serverz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2815 [18:01] <flarerblake> hello?
#2816 [18:01] <VoxelHead> tbgconnor, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2817 [18:02] <hugkid6> LoagZz: Read what VoxelHead sent you
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#2819 [18:02] <flarerblake> any on
#2820 [18:02] <hugkid6> flarerblake: what do you mean?
#2821 [18:02] <flarerblake> it is lagy for some reson
#2822 [18:03] * ThanatosAway is now known as Jake0720
#2823 [18:04] <hugkid6> What do you mean by lagy? Is it a Singleplayer world, does it happen to all worlds, is there a large amount of entities visible
#2824 [18:04] <HopperGuest29881> How do i update my graphis driver
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#2826 [18:04] <VoxelHead> Turtlez, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2828 [18:05] <Turtlez> So
#2829 [18:05] <Turtlez> Servers are down?
#2830 [18:05] <flarerblake> it's a single player world but some one just helped me a coupe minute earlyer
#2831 [18:05] <stupid3700> Turtlez: Yes, you won't be able to join servers.
#2832 [18:05] <stupid3700> Turtlez: However, you can still play singleplayer.
#2833 [18:05] <Turtlez> That sucks, have they determined a time/date?
#2834 [18:05] <hugkid6> Turtlez: I recommend trying some stuff in Singleplayer, flatmap survival, maybe get Skyblock and have a ball!
#2835 [18:06] <hugkid6> Turtlez: No, not really :(
#2836 [18:06] <stupid3700> Turtlez: 'We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.'
#2837 [18:06] <Turtlez> Okay, sadly, I guess I must revert to singleplayer. Speaking of skyblock, that was the server I was just on as this happened! Thanks for your time gents, see ya around the Minecraft community!
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#2840 [18:07] <hugkid6> No prob, Turtlez :)
#2841 [18:07] <Desert> Hi
#2842 [18:07] <VoxelHead> Desert, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2843 [18:07] <Turtlez> :)
#2844 [18:07] <VoxelHead> antoniobradiano, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2845 [18:07] <antoniobradiano> my minecraft went to the demo mode
#2846 [18:07] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: And were you playing the full game before?
#2847 [18:08] <antoniobradiano> yea i bought it about a year ago
#2848 [18:08] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: What is your username?
#2849 [18:08] <Desert> Is anyone else having the session problem to?
#2850 [18:08] <antoniobradiano> just today i redid account and all
#2851 [18:08] <hugkid6> Desert: Everyone.
#2852 [18:08] <stupid3700> Desert: Read VoxelHead's message.
#2853 [18:08] <Serverz> yes stupid sessions
#2854 [18:08] <antoniobradiano> antoniobradiano
#2855 [18:08] <Turtlez> Desert: Yes, everyone is.
#2856 [18:08] <hugkid6> You redid account?
#2857 [18:08] <antoniobradiano> just password so
#2858 [18:09] <Turtlez> Desert: It is down currently and there is not ETA right now.
#2859 [18:09] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: That account is marked premium. Firstly, please try logging out of the launcher entirely then logging back in.
#2860 [18:09] <antoniobradiano> i did all that lol
#2861 [18:09] <antoniobradiano> i even reinstalled it
#2862 [18:09] <Desert> Ok thanks ok
#2863 [18:09] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: Have you migrated to a Mojang account?
#2864 [18:09] <antoniobradiano> i think i did it said to
#2865 [18:09] <antoniobradiano> let me go look
#2866 [18:10] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: Your account doesn't appear to be migrated.
#2867 [18:10] <antoniobradiano> k let me do that
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#2870 [18:11] <VoxelHead> richardfrost, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2871 [18:12] <antoniobradiano> send me link to the migration i cant find it now,lol
#2872 [18:12] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: https://account.mojang.com/migrate
#2873 [18:12] <antoniobradiano> ty
#2874 [18:12] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: Remember, after migration you must login with your email address.
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#2877 [18:16] <VoxelHead> leodococxa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2878 [18:16] <VoxelHead> leodococxa, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2885 [18:17] <VoxelHead> gabriell, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2886 [18:17] <VoxelHead> AlphaBlend, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2887 [18:18] <antoniobradiano> dont say demo anymore but still can log into other servers
#2888 [18:19] <antoniobradiano> still cant im srry
#2889 [18:19] <gabriell> eu comprei o minecraft e paguei foi 2 horas que eu comprei
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#2892 [18:19] <VoxelHead> Epic, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2893 [18:19] <Justin> Hello I need help with something
#2894 [18:19] <VoxelHead> Justin, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2896 [18:19] <stupid3700> ??> Justin ask
#2897 [18:19] <VoxelHead> Justin: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2898 [18:19] <VoxelHead> Justin: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2899 [18:19] <VoxelHead> AgentDuck, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#2901 [18:19] <VoxelHead> matt1898, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2902 [18:20] <gabriell> ai ta falando que eu to jogando no demo
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#2906 [18:20] <Justin> Well, I want to know how to get to a point in minecraft. For example, these are the numbers.(-25, 65, 15) I don't understand which ones to follow on f3
#2907 [18:20] <VoxelHead> AgentDuck, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2908 [18:20] <stupid3700> ??> gabriell lang/pt
#2909 [18:20] <VoxelHead> gabriell: Nós só falam Inglês aqui. No entanto, você pode, se quiser, tente usar um tradutor, como http://translate.google.com/
#2910 [18:20] <antoniobradiano> the loggin into other servers it locks up
#2911 [18:20] <AgentDuck> I can't go into multiplayer servers
#2912 [18:20] <gabriell> nao
#2913 [18:20] <stupid3700> Justin: -25 will be X, 65 will by Y and 15 will be Z.
#2914 [18:21] <stupid3700> AgentDuck: VoxelHead's message.
#2915 [18:21] <gabriell> eu ja coloquei o do meu amigo e foi
#2916 [18:21] <stupid3700> Justin: So keep walking until it says on the left X: -25 Y: 65 Z: 15
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#2918 [18:21] <Justin> Okay, Thank you very much. What are the C, E,P, F, and I for?
#2919 [18:21] <Epic> AgnetDuck: Minecraft Servers Are Down, Mojanf Is Doing Their best to fix them. Please be patient.
#2920 [18:21] <SnoFox> Mojanf
#2921 [18:21] <SnoFox> I like it.
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#2923 [18:22] <gabriell> voce pode me AJUDA ??
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#2925 [18:22] <antoniobradiano> so this issue im having has to do with minecraft server not allowing me to join other server?
#2926 [18:22] <gabriell> EU vou perde o meu dinheiro???
#2927 [18:23] <stupid3700> antoniobradiano: Sessions are down, you cannot join servers.
#2928 [18:23] <antoniobradiano> ok thank you alot for helping me on the other issue. have a good day
#2929 [18:23] <antoniobradiano> thanks again
#2930 [18:23] <gabriell> porra eu vou perde o meu dinheiro
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#2932 [18:23] <stupid3700> gabriell: English please.
#2933 [18:24] <stupid3700> gabriell: http://translate.google.com/
#2934 [18:24] <Epic> gabriell: translate.google.com ???
#2935 [18:24] <Epic> gabriell: http://translate.google.com ???
#2936 [18:25] <SnoFox> Por favor, fale Inglês.
#2937 [18:25] <Epic> SnoFox: http://translate.google.com/ ???
#2938 [18:26] <SnoFox> Epic: How about you stick what I said into that site you keep repeating?
#2939 [18:26] <gabriell> saw I'm talking about what I paid and I're talking about playing in the test are talking about I not bought more I bought today atarde
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#2941 [18:26] <Epic> SnoFox: Okay
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#2943 [18:26] <VoxelHead> PHIL_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2944 [18:27] <gabriell> saw I'm talking about what I paid and I're talking about playing in the test are talking about I not bought more I bought today atarde
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#2946 [18:27] <PHIL_> Thank you Voxel. That is the problem I'm having
#2947 [18:28] <gabriell> I will lose my money
#2948 [18:28] <stupid3700> gabriell: I don't understand your issue.
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#2950 [18:29] <Epic> stupid3700: I think he bought an account but he hadn't got it?
#2951 [18:29] <gabriell> because I paid more I minecraft to playing the demo
#2952 [18:29] <stupid3700> gabriell: You bought Minecraft but can only play the demo?
#2953 [18:30] <gabriell> Yes!
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#2955 [18:30] <stupid3700> gabriell: What is your username?
#2956 [18:30] <VoxelHead> CrusaderDeleters_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2957 [18:30] <gabriell> gabriellfilemon1@hotmail.com
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#2959 [18:31] <CrusaderDeleters_> Voxel, I hate you. </3
#2960 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Marzenia, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2961 [18:31] <stupid3700> gabriell: That is not your username, that is your email address.
#2962 [18:31] <SnoFox> VoxelHead: I like stripes.
#2963 [18:31] <Epic> CrusaderDeleters_: Please be respectful.
#2964 [18:31] <benhunter09> Love ya VoxelHead
#2965 [18:31] <CrusaderDeleters_> That's not a username. ;)
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#2967 [18:31] <stupid3700> Epic: Vox is a bot.
#2968 [18:31] <Epic> stupid3700: I Know.
#2969 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Nick, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2970 [18:31] <richardfrost> Oh hi crus!
#2971 [18:32] <Epic> stupid3700: Even bots have feelings ;)
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#2973 [18:32] <Extreme> Some*
#2974 [18:32] <Jake0720> Only if you program them to :D
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#2976 [18:32] <VoxelHead> IceGerg, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2977 [18:32] <IceGerg> Hello
#2978 [18:32] <Nick> Can't log in
#2979 [18:32] <VoxelHead> NathanSWright, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#2980 [18:32] <CrusaderDeleters_> Hey rich. :)
#2981 [18:32] <CrusaderDeleters_> Vox isn't a bot
#2982 [18:32] <CrusaderDeleters_> He's just a really fast typer
#2983 [18:32] <SnoFox> I actually made a bot that responds sadly when you tell it to shut up, and doesn't speak again until you apologize to it :P
#2984 [18:32] <NathanSWright> Thanks for the info
#2985 [18:32] <NathanSWright> I appreciate it
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#2987 [18:32] <Epic> VoxelHead: What Is 1x1?
#2988 [18:32] <gabriell> this and the account of mojang
#2989 [18:32] <CrusaderDeleters_> Oh god, I think I need to kill ChatZilla for a few days
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#2991 [18:32] <IceGerg> Hi
#2992 [18:33] <Guest39042> is the reason i cant connect to the servers my fault or minecrafts fault
#2993 [18:33] <Epic> IceGerg: Hi
#2994 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Guest39042 - Minecraft's
#2995 [18:33] <SnoFox> Minecraft's fault, Guest39042 .
#2996 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Guest39042 - Nothing you can do, but wait for it to be fixed.
#2997 [18:33] <Epic> Guest39042: No, Mojang is doing their best to fix it
#2998 [18:33] <CrusaderDeleters_> Sitting on .1 mbps is just bad
#2999 [18:33] * CrusaderDeleters_ is now known as CrusaderDeleters
#3000 [18:33] <gabriell> and that yes
#3001 [18:33] <Guest39042> ok, thanks i was getting mad that it was something on my end
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#3003 [18:34] <NathanSWright> I understand that the Session Server is down and this affects the login of servers but does this affect the login into the actuall minecraft client? Please answer asap :).
#3004 [18:34] <Epic> Guest39042: It's Alright :P
#3005 [18:34] <IceGerg> Are Minangkabau working on it?
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#3007 [18:34] <IceGerg> Mojang*
#3008 [18:34] <VoxelHead> DeadEcho17, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3009 [18:34] <gabriell> mas eu coloquei isso
#3010 [18:34] <Epic> NathanSWright: No It Wouldn't Just On Your End Minecraft servers.
#3011 [18:34] <Extreme> IceGerg, yesm they are working on it
#3012 [18:34] <IceGerg> Thanks
#3013 [18:34] <gabriell> but I put it
#3014 [18:35] <gabriell> but I put it
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#3016 [18:35] <IceGerg> How long do u estimate?
#3017 [18:35] <Epic> NathanSWright: You can still play singleplayer
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#3020 [18:35] <VoxelHead> Nightmare_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3021 [18:35] <Epic> NathanSWright: But not multiplayer
#3022 [18:35] <Nightmare_> Multiplayer is down.
#3023 [18:35] <Nightmare_> How long has it been down?
#3024 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Less than an hour
#3025 [18:35] <NathanSWright> Ok Epic. Why won't minecraft let me login? It says my password is incorrect, but I went on minecraft.net and changed the password several times... Is this a seperate problem?
#3026 [18:35] <IceGerg> A while now
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#3029 [18:36] <VoxelHead> quadmaxlikepie, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3030 [18:36] <Nightmare_> Does it come online, then crash again, or has it not been online at all since it went offline?
#3031 [18:36] <Epic> NathanSWright: yes it is.
#3032 [18:36] <Epic> NathanSWright: I will look for an email for you to reset it.
#3033 [18:36] <NathanSWright> Ok thanks Epic
#3034 [18:37] <Epic> NathanSWright: No problem
#3035 [18:37] <IceGerg> It has been coming on and off for a while now
#3036 [18:37] <Nightmare_> Ah. Okay.
#3037 [18:37] <IceGerg> It's being very strange
#3038 [18:37] <quadmaxlikepie> when i try to log on a server my mc keeps crashing
#3039 [18:37] <Epic> NathanSWright: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/329524-change-or-forgot-password
#3040 [18:37] <IceGerg> But mojang re workin on it
#3041 [18:37] <NathanSWright> Thank you epic you've been great help
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#3043 [18:37] <VoxelHead> COWS, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3044 [18:37] <Epic> NathanSWright: No Problem
#3045 [18:37] <IceGerg> Sessions are down max
#3046 [18:38] <Nightmare_> @IceGerg- Its not strange at all. As soon as they bring it up, everyone jumps on and crashed it again. its the pure stupidity of the minecraft players.
#3047 [18:38] <COWS> ???
#3048 [18:38] <COWS> NO
#3049 [18:38] <Epic> Sessions Are Back Up everyone
#3050 [18:38] <Epic> Nevermind
#3051 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> They've been up and down
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#3053 [18:38] <Nightmare_> No they arent.
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#3055 [18:39] <IceGerg> Darn
#3056 [18:39] <Nightmare_> up again. gonna go ofline though
#3057 [18:39] <IceGerg> Mhm
#3058 [18:39] <Epic> Nightmare_: They were for aproxmently .000000007 Seconds :.
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#3061 [18:39] <IceGerg> This is very annoying
#3062 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Zachari94, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3063 [18:40] <CrusaderDeleters> Since when did session go down at least once every week?
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#3065 [18:40] <Nightmare_> How do you think the Mojang employees feel? Having to bring ir up, yet have it go down again
#3066 [18:40] <IceGerg> Idk it's just been very dodgy recently
#3067 [18:40] <VoxelHead> Lisam, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3068 [18:40] <Nightmare_> Because Amazons an asshole
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#3070 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> I'd have to agree
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#3072 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> Back in beta, it's been going down like twice a week for about a month
#3073 [18:41] <VoxelHead> Fre3bie, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3075 [18:41] <CrusaderDeleters> And about once every two weeks for a couple months following
#3076 [18:41] <Lisam> can someone give me a mininum requirements for a desktop for a 9 year old to be able to play with minimum lag?
#3077 [18:42] <stupid3700> ??> Lisam requirements
#3078 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Lisam: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements, which are belied by its retro style. http://is.gd/mc_requirements
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#3080 [18:42] <CrusaderDeleters> Get something '05+
#3081 [18:42] <IceGerg> Hey stu
#3082 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Mentos, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3083 [18:42] <Nightmare_> Amazons just causing trouble, and since they host Mojangs server, they probably screwing it up just for laughs.
#3084 [18:42] <Mentos> so its causeing my minecraft a 503 error?
#3085 [18:42] <Nightmare_> Just assuming
#3086 [18:42] <CrusaderDeleters> An Geforce 8000 series will work. I believe even 6000 series works
#3087 [18:42] <IceGerg> Haha probably
#3088 [18:42] <SnoFox> Amazon is a reputable company ... It's more like Mojang cannot handle scaling properly.
#3089 [18:43] <Mentos> my minecraft have a 503 error
#3090 [18:43] <Nightmare_> Mojangs fine.
#3091 [18:43] <CrusaderDeleters> I wouldn't say that
#3092 [18:43] <Zachari94> I cant play minecraft. When I try to load the game it come up with an error message saying I need to update my drivers. I have the most update driver, according to their auto-detector program, but I still cant play the game. I have been told to post this URL for a Dxdiag?? https://gist.github.com/anonymous/24edfe7fb67ca5aeb16e
#3093 [18:43] <CrusaderDeleters> It's notch
#3094 [18:43] <COWS> is it now online
#3095 [18:43] <COWS> ???
#3096 [18:43] <CrusaderDeleters> He knows how to create ideas, but I'd say he can't code for his life
#3097 [18:43] <CrusaderDeleters> Cows: Probably
#3098 [18:44] <CrusaderDeleters> And it probably just went down
#3099 [18:44] <IceGerg> no I don't think ao
#3100 [18:44] <Lisam> tks voxelhead
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#3104 [18:44] <VoxelHead> dacb, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3105 [18:44] <IceGerg> So
#3106 [18:44] <Mentos> When I play minecraft is says java .io exceptions 503 error do yall know what to do?
#3107 [18:44] <VoxelHead> MissTrisBliss, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3108 [18:44] <CrusaderDeleters> It's dodgy, the best thing to do is just try in a few hors
#3109 [18:44] <CrusaderDeleters> hours*
#3110 [18:44] <IceGerg> Thai is very frustrating
#3111 [18:44] <stupid3700> Zachari94: Please hold on a moment.
#3112 [18:44] <COWS> IS IT BACK ON JEESUS
#3113 [18:44] <CrusaderDeleters> Mentos: Mojang Servers are screwy.
#3114 [18:44] <IceGerg> calm down
#3115 [18:44] <Nightmare_> If we would stop jumping on multiplayer as soon as it goes up, it wouldnt be crashing over and over.
#3116 [18:44] <dacb> Help) it wont let me log onto servers it takes forever to log on then just cutts me off of it ?
#3117 [18:44] <Mentos> are they mess up right now?
#3118 [18:44] <CrusaderDeleters> Yep
#3119 [18:45] <IceGerg> Sessions are down
#3120 [18:45] <IceGerg> Scab
#3121 [18:45] <Mentos> oh ok thats was causein 503 erroe on my minecraft?
#3122 [18:45] <dacb> I just got my server and i cant play D:
#3123 [18:45] <stupid3700> Zachari94: Please try the following drivers: http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/19/DriverDetails/Product/dimension-e521?driverId=6DM6P&osCode=WLH&fileId=2731100707&languageCode=EN&categoryId=VI
#3124 [18:45] <IceGerg> Dacb
#3125 [18:45] <dacb> yes
#3126 [18:45] <IceGerg> Unlucky
#3127 [18:45] <IceGerg> Sessions are down
#3128 [18:45] <dacb> yes i see that now
#3129 [18:45] <CrusaderDeleters> dacb: Session servers are down. You'll only be able to play single.
#3130 [18:45] <IceGerg> You'll have to wait to play on your server
#3131 [18:45] <dacb> dang it
#3132 [18:45] <IceGerg> It's a pain we know
#3133 [18:45] <dacb> do u know when it may be back up?
#3134 [18:46] <IceGerg> No clue
#3135 [18:46] <Nightmare_> No one knows dumbass
#3136 [18:46] <dacb> mean
#3137 [18:46] <IceGerg> We are hoping soon
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#3140 [18:46] <VoxelHead> blazenwolfmaster, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3141 [18:46] <dacb> well i will be gone
#3142 [18:46] <dacb> well i will be gone
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#3144 [18:46] <Mentos> Can u tell us when?
#3145 [18:46] <Mentos> plz
#3146 [18:47] <stupid3700> Mentos: No ETA.
#3147 [18:47] <IceGerg> Nobody knows mentors
#3148 [18:47] <Mentos> ok
#3149 [18:47] <Mentos> ]nentozs
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#3151 [18:47] <Mentos> Ill just wait
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#3153 [18:47] <Nightmare_> TO EVERYONE WHO IS ASKING WHEN IT WILL BE UP--- NO ONE KNOWS, BUT NORMALLY IT WILL BE LIKE THIS FOR HOURS, SO STOP ASKING.
#3154 [18:47] <IceGerg> That's what everyone else is Douing ;)
#3155 [18:47] <VoxelHead> NathanSWright, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3156 [18:47] <VoxelHead> NathanSWright, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3158 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> Nightmare_ - Easy there..
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#3161 [18:48] <CrusaderDeleters> Please guys, allow the vets to answer first. :) If you do not see a veteran here answering a question after a minute or two, then you may answer. Otherwise, leave it to those who can most likely explain it better, in less words.
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#3164 [18:48] <VoxelHead> NathanSWright, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3166 [18:48] <IceGerg> Nightmare this is a place for help they can ask what they want about there minecraft issues calm down
#3167 [18:48] <CrusaderDeleters> We would like to keep this chat as spam-free as we can keep it.
#3168 [18:48] <VoxelHead> laura, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3169 [18:48] <VoxelHead> Xeadin, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3170 [18:48] <IceGerg> Sorry crusader
#3171 [18:48] <CrusaderDeleters> It's ight.
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#3173 [18:49] <cane90929> hey
#3174 [18:49] <IceGerg> Hi
#3175 [18:49] <VoxelHead> cane90929, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3176 [18:49] <stupid3700> Hello cane90929
#3177 [18:49] <CrusaderDeleters> We don't mind hellping, but when we've got about 4 people saying the same message, it gets a little clogged after a while.
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#3179 [18:49] <CrusaderDeleters> others helping(
#3180 [18:49] <IceGerg> Okay
#3181 [18:49] <cane90929> i have a thing that pops up on my minecarft that says fix like bootstrap
#3182 [18:49] <cane90929> any help"::D
#3183 [18:49] <stupid3700> cane90929: Please post the full error on Gist.
#3184 [18:49] <stupid3700> ??> cane90929 gist
#3185 [18:49] <VoxelHead> cane90929: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
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#3187 [18:49] <NathanSWright> Hello, I changed my password after being notified I logged in from another location. I think the hacker attempted to loggin and fail to many times so now I can't log into any of my accounts for 24 hours right?
#3188 [18:50] <stupid3700> NathanSWright: It's a 3-hour lockout when throttled.
#3189 [18:50] <IceGerg> I like helping people ;)
#3190 [18:50] <NathanSWright> Oh ok thanks :) It didn't notify that I got locked out it just says that my password is wrong even though its correct... Are you sure its that someone throttled with me? Just making sure.
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#3193 [18:51] <VoxelHead> tricolor10, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3194 [18:51] <VoxelHead> Zachari94, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3195 [18:51] <Mentos> ETA
#3196 [18:51] <Mentos> ?
#3197 [18:51] <stupid3700> NathanSWright: It's possible that you've been locked out. You can attempt a reset, but if you still can't login it would sound like you're throttled.
#3198 [18:51] <CrusaderDeleters> IceGerg: Welcome, then. :)
#3199 [18:51] <IceGerg> None yet
#3200 [18:51] <stupid3700> Mentos: Estimated Time of Arrival.
#3201 [18:51] <Mentos> Oh thanks'
#3202 [18:51] <tricolor10> hi, i need some help
#3203 [18:51] <NathanSWright> Ok thank you stupid. You've been much help :).
#3204 [18:51] <IceGerg> Thanks crusader
#3205 [18:51] <IceGerg> Yes tricolour?
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#3207 [18:51] <tricolor10> i need to update my drivers but i don't know how to do it
#3208 [18:52] <CrusaderDeleters> I could never understand what ETA means, or remember. I just know it has something to do with "estimated time"
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#3210 [18:52] <IceGerg> haha
#3211 [18:52] <Mentos> of arrival
#3212 [18:52] <IceGerg> Tricolour stupid3700 is better to answer that question than me
#3213 [18:52] <stupid3700> ??> tricolor10 hopper/dxdiag
#3214 [18:52] <VoxelHead> tricolor10: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#3216 [18:54] <Mentos> oh so the only problem is we cant play multiplayer
#3217 [18:54] <stupid3700> Yes.
#3218 [18:54] <IceGerg> You got it
#3219 [18:54] <Mentos> :D
#3220 [18:54] <CrusaderDeleters> I remember Userskins had been down for a while back in... beta?
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#3222 [18:54] <IceGerg> You can still play singleplayer
#3223 [18:54] <VoxelHead> aib, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3224 [18:54] <Mentos> i kno
#3225 [18:55] <IceGerg> Okay then
#3226 [18:55] <tricolor10> thanks guys
#3227 [18:55] <IceGerg> :)
#3228 [18:55] <aib> hmmm
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#3231 [18:56] <tricolor10> i've been there and I already followed the steps ... and I'm here again ...
#3232 [18:56] <VoxelHead> mikjon32, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3233 [18:56] <VoxelHead> pigtails, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3234 [18:56] <tricolor10> any other idea?
#3235 [18:56] <stupid3700> tricolor10: Link please.
#3236 [18:56] <mikjon32> multiplayer is down...
#3237 [18:56] <pigtails> i cant get on to my paid game of mincraft. forgot my password and username
#3238 [18:56] <stupid3700> tricolor10: The guide doesn't fix problems itself.
#3239 [18:56] <mikjon32> tisnt it?
#3240 [18:56] <stupid3700> mikjon32: VoxelHead's message.
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#3242 [18:56] <stupid3700> pigtails: Contact Mojang with your transaction ID.
#3243 [18:56] <stupid3700> ??> pigtails mojang/email
#3244 [18:56] <VoxelHead> pigtails: You can email Mojang by going here: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
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#3246 [18:56] <VoxelHead> buckwild307, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3247 [18:56] <stupid3700> ??> pigtails transactionid
#3248 [18:56] <pigtails> ty
#3249 [18:56] <VoxelHead> pigtails: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#3250 [18:56] <buckwild307> why is minecraft down
#3251 [18:57] <VoxelHead> acerspyro, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3252 [18:57] <Mentos> sessions
#3253 [18:57] <mikjon32> is multiplayer down?
#3254 [18:57] <mikjon32> ?
#3255 [18:57] <Mentos> yes
#3256 [18:57] <mikjon32> wtfffff
#3257 [18:57] <acerspyro> mikjon32: think.
#3258 [18:57] <mikjon32> why
#3259 [18:57] <buckwild307> why is it down
#3260 [18:57] <mikjon32> what happened?
#3261 [18:57] <Mentos> problems
#3262 [18:57] <acerspyro> mikjon32: do we look like we know?
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#3265 [18:57] <stupid3700> buckwild307: Because it is.
#3266 [18:57] <Mentos> problay with 1.7 update
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#3268 [18:57] <CrusaderDeleters> buckwild307: It's down because a robber placed a screw on top of the server's motherboard. :(
#3269 [18:57] <VoxelHead> mrepic747, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3270 [18:57] <IceGerg> I am on my phone I will be back soon on my laptop is that okay?
#3271 [18:57] <VoxelHead> kaizzer123, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3272 [18:57] <mikjon32> why is u r name red?
#3273 [18:57] <tricolor10> so, after follow that steps, what should I do?
#3274 [18:57] <VoxelHead> dthomas, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3275 [18:57] <acerspyro> Mentos: I heard 1.7 is extremely soon
#3276 [18:57] <Mentos> cool
#3277 [18:57] <mikjon32> why is u r name RED?!
#3278 [18:57] <stupid3700> mikjon32: You were pinged (nickname in message).
#3279 [18:57] <buckwild307> all these answer seem far
#3280 [18:58] <kaizzer123> I need some help getting into minecraft. it wont let me log in to the launcher
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#3282 [18:58] <stupid3700> kaizzer123: What message does it give you?
#3283 [18:58] <acerspyro> kaizzer123: read VoxelHead
#3284 [18:58] <VoxelHead> KJ4IPS|Gone, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3285 [18:58] <Extreme> mikjon32, because they hilighted you
#3286 [18:58] <acerspyro> Does anyone else than me ever read voxelhead?
#3287 [18:58] <mikjon32> ohhhh
#3288 [18:58] <stupid3700> acerspyro: Sessions don't affect logging into launcher.
#3289 [18:58] <mikjon32> xD
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#3291 [18:58] <CrusaderDeleters> Acer: I do
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#3294 [18:58] <VoxelHead> Me4502, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3295 [18:58] <mrepic747> I neeed help loging into servers
#3296 [18:58] <buckwild307> will someone tell me why multiplayer is down
#3297 [18:58] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: Congratulations!
#3298 [18:58] <mikjon32> i thought thay worked for mojang or something smh LOL
#3299 [18:58] <VoxelHead> rjwboys, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3300 [18:58] <CrusaderDeleters> <3
#3301 [18:58] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: bff? :D
#3302 [18:58] <VoxelHead> Neon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3303 [18:59] <CrusaderDeleters> Boyfriend forever! >:3
#3304 [18:59] <mikjon32> no eta
#3305 [18:59] <IceGerg> ...
#3306 [18:59] <IceGerg> Nope
#3307 [18:59] <mikjon32> mojang needs more staff
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#3309 [18:59] <IceGerg> Haha
#3310 [18:59] <stupid3700> mikjon32: They are working on it.
#3311 [18:59] <stupid3700> mikjon32: They are working on it.
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#3313 [18:59] <rjwboys> lol
#3314 [18:59] <mikjon32> this happens too much
#3315 [18:59] <CrusaderDeleters> ^
#3316 [18:59] <Neon> How come it wont let me log into my account?
#3317 [18:59] <kaizzer123> Thank you voxelhead
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#3319 [18:59] <buckwild307> ok i think i got my answer bye
#3320 [18:59] <mikjon32> i mean u dont see CoD servers crashing every 2 weeks
#3321 [18:59] <IceGerg> only recently hmm isn't Jen in his honey moon shah
#3322 [18:59] <rjwboys> neon Session Server
#3323 [18:59] <IceGerg> Haha
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#3325 [18:59] <VoxelHead> mrepic747, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3326 [18:59] <stupid3700> mikjon32: You try keeping servers serving thousands of players running 24/7. Be patient.
#3327 [18:59] <IceGerg> Jeb
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#3329 [19:00] <CrusaderDeleters> Mikjon: Because CoD isn't a resource pig
#3330 [19:00] <mrepic747> hello
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#3332 [19:00] <mikjon32> blackops 2 doesnt crash
#3333 [19:00] <VoxelHead> StealthBravo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3334 [19:00] <VoxelHead> webrosc, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3335 [19:00] <tricolor10> i can't update my drivers. i already followed the steps in directdx but nothing happened. someone has any other idea?
#3336 [19:00] <CrusaderDeleters> In fact, there's nothing to resource at all in CoD
#3337 [19:00] <mikjon32> tneither does GTA5
#3338 [19:00] <mikjon32> and that has a shittion of people on it
#3339 [19:00] <Epic|AFK> Bye
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#3341 [19:00] <acerspyro> stupid3700: I don't want to be a server in my next live :(
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#3343 [19:00] <CrusaderDeleters> The game's as large as air
#3344 [19:00] <VoxelHead> Marzenia, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3345 [19:00] <stupid3700> mikjon32: Mojang isn't a big company with lots of resources.
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#3347 [19:00] <VoxelHead> andrewkm|away, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3349 [19:00] <mikjon32> ya ik sadly
#3350 [19:00] <VoxelHead> K3V1N8700, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3352 [19:01] <mrepic747> it wont let me log into servers
#3353 [19:01] <IceGerg> I will be right back guys
#3354 [19:01] <acerspyro> stupid3700: it's amazonaws who hosts the servers
#3355 [19:01] <VoxelHead> Zachari94, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3356 [19:01] <mikjon32> SERVERS R DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3357 [19:01] <acerspyro> mrepic747: read what VoxelHead said
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#3359 [19:01] <CrusaderDeleters> mrepic747: Yep. Session Servers are down
#3360 [19:01] <CrusaderDeleters> mrepic747: Yep. Session Servers are down
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#3362 [19:01] <acerspyro> xpaw.ru/mcstatus
#3363 [19:01] <K3V1N8700> Hai, my minecraft on my mac wont launch...it would launc all day but when i try to connect to my server or any other server it just gets stuck on "logging ind"
#3364 [19:01] <mikjon32> I KEEP HITTING T
#3365 [19:01] <CrusaderDeleters> mikjon32: Please don't spam.
#3366 [19:01] <mikjon32> Xd
#3367 [19:01] <stupid3700> K3V1N8700: Sessions are down.
#3368 [19:01] <mrepic747> they re?
#3369 [19:01] <mrepic747> they are?
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#3371 [19:01] <CrusaderDeleters> K3V1N8700: Session Servers are down
#3372 [19:02] <IceGerg> Iam back
#3373 [19:02] <acerspyro> mrepic747: why are you asking if we say the truth?
#3374 [19:02] <VoxelHead> IceGerg, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3375 [19:02] <IceGerg> i am*
#3376 [19:02] <stupid3700> Welcome back, IceGerg
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#3378 [19:02] <K3V1N8700> when will they come back online?
#3379 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> 4Please stop spamming the chat. The session servers are down. We do not know when they'll be back up.
#3380 [19:02] <VoxelHead> gabriel, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3381 [19:02] <mrepic747> It is my first time on tis
#3382 [19:02] <mrepic747> It is my first time on this
#3383 [19:02] <IceGerg> thanks you
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#3385 [19:02] <Extreme> !kick mrepic747
#3386 [19:02] * AuBot kicked mrepic747 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: repic747 :I love you too! <3 (Issued by Extreme with reason: None given.))
#3387 [19:02] <VoxelHead> godz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3388 [19:02] <godz> when will servers be back up?
#3389 [19:02] <Extreme> godz, we do not know
#3390 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> We do not know when they'll be back up.
#3391 [19:02] <mikjon32> WHY DONT U GET OFF OF THE CHAT THING AND FIX THE DAMN GAME Xd
#3392 [19:02] <IceGerg> nobody knows
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#3394 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> !k mikjon32
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#3397 [19:02] <CrusaderDeleters> Thanks Grey
#3398 [19:03] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3398 [19:03] <VoxelHead> Arceus3251, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3399 [19:03] <IceGerg> mikjon calm down mojang are doing their best.
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#3402 [19:03] <CrusaderDeleters> Mik was kik
#3403 [19:03] <Zachari94> Hey, I just asked on here about my drivers. I provided the URL to my Dxdiag (https://gist.github.com/anonymous/24edfe7fb67ca5aeb16e) and was told to try a driver from dell. I have installed this and reset my computer but Minecraft still wont load. I keep getting redirected to page that says 'Pixel Format Not Accelerated'. Pleas help :)
#3404 [19:03] <mikjon32> U ASSHOLE
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#3406 [19:03] <VoxelHead> mikjon32, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3407 [19:03] <VoxelHead> mrepic747, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3408 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> mikjon32 - Take a chill pill and calm down. Come back later.
#3409 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> !kb mikjon32
#3410 [19:03] * GreyBot kicked mikjon32 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ikjon32 :<Kicks:1018>)
#3411 [19:03] <CrusaderDeleters> mikjon32: You were kicked for a reason.
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#3413 [19:04] <rjwboys> ouch lol
#3414 [19:04] <CrusaderDeleters> "Come back later" *bans*
#3415 [19:04] <CrusaderDeleters> Lel
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#3417 [19:04] <Arceus3251> ya ik its down, but its when its usually up again, my minecraft stops responding for a minute or two when I try joining a server
#3418 [19:04] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: rofl
#3419 [19:04] <VoxelHead> Someone, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3420 [19:04] <Extreme> Arceus3251, then don't play
#3421 [19:04] <mrepic747> it ban me for abit
#3422 [19:04] <K3V1N8700> well im gonna watch some livetv on pmc
#3423 [19:04] <Extreme> GreyVulpine, .on?
#3424 [19:04] <Arceus3251> -.-
#3425 [19:04] <mrepic747> what
#3426 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#3427 [19:04] <Someone> When I log in a server minecraftcrashes
#3428 [19:04] <mrepic747> same here
#3429 [19:04] <Someone> Plz help
#3430 [19:04] <IceGerg> that is because sessions are down
#3431 [19:04] <Someone> I'd urge
#3432 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Someone - Please read what VoxelHead just said.
#3433 [19:05] <Mentos> how much ram do u need for minecraft not lag?
#3434 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> 4Please stop spamming the chat. The session servers are down. We do not know when they'll be back up.
#3435 [19:05] <mrepic747> server sesions are down
#3436 [19:05] <Arceus3251> What does ETA mean>
#3437 [19:05] <IceGerg> i have 4 gb of ram and my minecraft runs smoothly
#3438 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Estimated time of arrival.
#3439 [19:05] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: Why does general IQ go down by 90 while online?
#3440 [19:05] <CrusaderDeleters> Mentos: Usually 1. 2 for safe measure
#3441 [19:05] <rjwboys> Estimated time of arrivel
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#3443 [19:05] <Mentos> i have 2gb
#3444 [19:05] <Arceus3251> ah
#3445 [19:05] <IceGerg> There you go
#3446 [19:05] <Extreme> GreyVulpine, queue mode
#3447 [19:05] <VoxelHead> agentwindex, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3448 [19:05] <CrusaderDeleters> acerspyro: Because we have to donate some.
#3449 [19:05] <IceGerg> Mentos:: What fps do u get?
#3450 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Extreme - Bleh, I don't know how to use that.
#3451 [19:05] <acerspyro> Weird, I don't think I did o.o
#3452 [19:05] <Someone> Guys if u need help go to help(DOT)MOjang(Dot)com session server ARE DOWM
#3453 [19:05] <Mentos> like 30
#3454 [19:06] <IceGerg> That is not bad
#3455 [19:06] <kaizzer123> So when can I get on? It says "Sorry but your username or password is incorrect! Please try again. (InvalidCredentialsException: Invalid Credentials)"
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#3457 [19:06] <kaizzer123> ^^^^
#3458 [19:06] <Mentos> but i want more but i cant my computer is realll slow
#3459 [19:06] <agentwindex> ahhh so the binary issue i'm having right now is due to servers down..?
#3460 [19:06] <CrusaderDeleters> Mentos: Lag is mostly not from RAM issues. It's usually from processor/Graphics Card
#3461 [19:06] <IceGerg> I get like 50-100
#3462 [19:06] <mrepic747> I am piss beacause I just bought somthing of the internet for a server
#3463 [19:06] <Mentos> oh
#3464 [19:06] <IceGerg> then why not just buy a cheap desktop
#3465 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mrepic747 - Nothing any of us can do but wait for Mojang to fix it
#3466 [19:06] <IceGerg> It definetly does depend on price range though
#3467 [19:06] <CrusaderDeleters> Get something about 300 bux worth
#3468 [19:06] <mrepic747> i have a cheap lap top
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#3470 [19:06] <Zachari94> Hey, I just asked on here about my drivers. I provided the URL to my Dxdiag (https://gist.github.com/anonymous/24edfe7fb67ca5aeb16e) and was told to try a driver from dell. I have installed this and reset my computer but Minecraft still wont load. I keep getting redirected to page that says 'Pixel Format Not Accelerated'. Pleas help :)
#3471 [19:06] <CrusaderDeleters> 300 desktop isn't that bad
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#3473 [19:06] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest29347, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3474 [19:06] <IceGerg> uhuh you'd get something decent for that price
#3475 [19:07] <IceGerg> crusador is right
#3476 [19:07] <Someone> Guys isession servers are down
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#3478 [19:07] <IceGerg> crusader*
#3479 [19:07] <Someone> Stop asking
#3480 [19:07] <Arceus3251> Is VoxelHead an automated robot?
#3481 [19:07] <IceGerg> We know someone.
#3482 [19:07] <VoxelHead> Turtlez, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3483 [19:07] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: I have an old DDR1 motherboard, AMD sempron 3000+ with nVidia GeForce 8600 GT graphics
#3484 [19:07] <IceGerg> yes
#3485 [19:07] <stupid3700> Zachari94: Please try the following drivers: http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/19/DriverDetails/Product/dimension-e521?driverId=6DM6P&osCode=WLH&fileId=2731100707&languageCode=EN&categoryId=VI
#3486 [19:07] <acerspyro> 250 FPS
#3487 [19:07] <CrusaderDeleters> Someone: Thanks. But we can say that. :)
#3488 [19:07] <Someone> And spamming guys
#3489 [19:07] <Someone> -.-
#3490 [19:07] <acerspyro> Someone: we have a bot to say that
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#3492 [19:07] <IceGerg> haha
#3493 [19:07] <CrusaderDeleters> acerspyro: Ouch. DDR1
#3494 [19:07] <Someone> Oh
#3495 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> .on
#3496 [19:07] <acerspyro> ikr, CrusaderDeleters
#3497 [19:07] <mrepic747> my FPS is in the 40s from time to time and I am running minecraft on a laptop
#3498 [19:07] <VoxelHead> _Minegamer_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3499 [19:08] <Turtlez> Man..sucks to not have servers
#3500 [19:08] <acerspyro> 2 GB RAM
#3501 [19:08] <Xeadin> You'd be lucky to even play Minecraft, comfortably, on a $300 desktop.
#3502 [19:08] <_Minegamer_> hellow
#3503 [19:08] <CrusaderDeleters> acerspyro: And that 8600 isn't even half bad
#3504 [19:08] <_Minegamer_> hello
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#3506 [19:08] <Someone> We'll thx for help
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#3509 [19:08] <VoxelHead> Trollzor57, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3510 [19:08] <HopperGuest29347> hello, i need help with my graphics drivers the url to my dxdiag is https://gist.github.com/anonymous/0fca6b9cfe23c7e574be
#3511 [19:08] <Trollzor57> hello
#3512 [19:08] <_Minegamer_> yes ah
#3513 [19:08] <CrusaderDeleters> I've ran Minecraft with 1 6800, I believe
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#3515 [19:08] <Mentos> i have a Acer aspireone with 2.4gb
#3516 [19:08] <_Minegamer_> my minecraft
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#3518 [19:08] <IceGerg> My laptop was arount £200 and it works like a dream
#3519 [19:08] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: Then linux changes everything
#3520 [19:08] <VoxelHead> Drool, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3522 [19:08] <IceGerg> around*
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#3524 [19:08] <Turtlez> Mine is around $700
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#3526 [19:08] <mrepic747> mine was frre
#3527 [19:08] <IceGerg> haah
#3528 [19:08] <Zachari94> I already have done, when you said to earlier. But it still doesnt work afterwards...
#3529 [19:09] <Trollzor57> my minecraft keeps saying it cant log in
#3530 [19:09] <SnoFox> I'm on a gaming rig that I built for about $1000, and Minecraft is still the bane of its existence :p
#3531 [19:09] <acerspyro> My desktop was worth around $700 at the time
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#3533 [19:09] <CrusaderDeleters> SnoFox: How old is it?
#3534 [19:09] <IceGerg> lol snofox
#3535 [19:09] <Trollzor57> can some one help me
#3536 [19:09] <CrusaderDeleters> Mine? 800. And it runs EVERY GAME I HAVE at max
#3537 [19:09] <IceGerg> yes trollzor
#3538 [19:09] <IceGerg> what is the problem?
#3539 [19:09] <Turtlez> Trollzor57: Minecraft is currently being worked on, servers are down so, might need to wait.
#3540 [19:09] <Trollzor57> minecraft keeps sayin git wont work
#3541 [19:09] <CrusaderDeleters> ... Except starmade.
#3542 [19:09] <SnoFox> CrusaderDeleters: Mine does too. Minecraft only gets 250 frames per second since version 1.3 :[
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#3544 [19:09] <Trollzor57> tyrtle how long
#3545 [19:09] <IceGerg> what part exactly?
#3546 [19:09] <stupid3700> Zachari94: Please try the following instead: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/legacy/13-1-legacy_vista_win7_win8_32_dd_ccc.exe
#3547 [19:09] <VoxelHead> iGabbi, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3548 [19:10] <CrusaderDeleters> SnoFox: Anything past 60 doesn't matter.
#3549 [19:10] <Trollzor57> how long will they be down for
#3550 [19:10] <IceGerg> trollzor: Are you trying to log in to servers?
#3551 [19:10] <iGabbi> Ha that's exactly what I was here for
#3552 [19:10] <Turtlez> Trollzor57: I'm not sure,, but we dont have any ETA when it will be up.
#3553 [19:10] <Trollzor57> yes
#3554 [19:10] <mrepic747> do u guyz know about (IP mineplex.com)
#3555 [19:10] <iGabbi> Thanks for that!
#3556 [19:10] <Trollzor57> what are they down for
#3557 [19:10] <CrusaderDeleters> mrepic747: This isn't a venue for server advertising.
#3558 [19:10] <mrepic747> ok
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#3560 [19:10] <VoxelHead> Mack_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3562 [19:10] <mrepic747> Im out
#3563 [19:10] <SnoFox> I'm aware, but Minecraft is no stranger to dipping into the 45FPS range for something a little more than what was expected out of casual gamers.
#3564 [19:10] <VoxelHead> Rawry, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3565 [19:10] <IceGerg> Then sessions are currently down and there is no ETA on it currently but we will let you know as soon as any information becomes available.
#3566 [19:10] <IceGerg> Then sessions are currently down and there is no ETA on it currently but we will let you know as soon as any information becomes available.
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#3568 [19:11] <Trollzor57> so is minecraft getting an update or just bugs
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#3570 [19:11] <CrusaderDeleters> SnoFox: True.
#3571 [19:11] <CrusaderDeleters> Neither
#3572 [19:11] <IceGerg> there is no problem with your minecraft
#3573 [19:11] <stupid3700> Trollzor57: Just sessions down.
#3574 [19:11] <acerspyro> SnoFox: minecraft is a java game. low performance is expected.
#3575 [19:11] <IceGerg> sessions are just down
#3576 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> Trollzor57 - Just a server down that regulates authentication to a minecraft server.
#3577 [19:11] <CrusaderDeleters> The Session Servers just have errors
#3578 [19:11] <SnoFox> acerspyro: I'm aware.
#3579 [19:11] <Trollzor57> what does sessions down mean
#3580 [19:11] <Rawry> Thanks, before I got a nice link that updated much faster than the original help page, anyone have access to it? I would appreciate it.
#3581 [19:11] <Mack_> Hi, are minecraft servers down because i'm having trouble logging in to servers?
#3582 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> Trollzor57 - With it down, nobody can log into a minecraft server
#3583 [19:11] * LuGiX [LuGiX@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3584 [19:11] <CrusaderDeleters> Trollzor57: Multiplayer Authenticity
#3585 [19:11] <VoxelHead> LuGiX, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3586 [19:11] <acerspyro> They should make minecraft in C++ and an API to code mods in JavaScript
#3587 [19:11] <stupid3700> Mack_: Sessions are down.
#3588 [19:11] <IceGerg> Trollzor57: Multiplayer will not work without sessions
#3589 [19:12] <SnoFox> GreyVulpine: Is it times like this you enjoy your job the most? :P
#3590 [19:12] <Trollzor57> i did i spammed to get in thn i got in and when i got off i couldent get back on
#3591 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> SnoFox - I hate my job... >.>
#3592 [19:12] <Mack_> Okay good i thought i broke my game xd
#3593 [19:12] <Rawry> I think its times like this when the hate it.
#3594 [19:12] <IceGerg> haha grey
#3595 [19:12] <SnoFox> Lmao. I'm sorry. :P
#3596 [19:12] <Rawry> Now, does anyone have a link?
#3597 [19:12] <CrusaderDeleters> Don't lie to yourself. Grey obviously loves the living hell out of his job! :D
#3598 [19:12] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3598 [19:12] <Trollzor57> so are you guys a part of mojang
#3599 [19:12] <Mentos> job?
#3600 [19:12] <IceGerg> haha crusader
#3601 [19:12] <CrusaderDeleters> We are not.
#3602 [19:12] * IceGerg
#3602 [19:12] <acerspyro> "snrks" is not in my dictionnary, GreyVulpine.
#3603 [19:13] <CrusaderDeleters> We are volunteers in aid to help others with their problems.
#3604 [19:13] <SnoFox> Maybe it's an awful typo of "snerk"? :p
#3605 [19:13] <Trollzor57> when will the sessions beback up
#3606 [19:13] * JacobiCarter wonders why it is so hard to keep a session service online.
#3606 [19:13] * IceGerg looks at GreyVulpine and laughs :P
#3606 [19:13] <SnoFox> *smerk ... Typo'd my typo guess.
#3607 [19:13] <Xeadin> Sessions are receiving some instability. Not sure if they're still unstable right now, but that's the latest I've heard from Mojang
#3608 [19:13] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, what do you think
#3609 [19:13] <IceGerg> nobody knows trollzor
#3610 [19:13] <GreyVulpine> snrk - Snort+snicker.
#3611 [19:13] <IceGerg> we have no ETA atm
#3612 [19:13] <SnoFox> Ah.
#3613 [19:13] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, there are millions of people trying to login
#3614 [19:13] <Trollzor57> when did this start
#3615 [19:13] <acerspyro> GreyVulpine: is it edible? :D
#3616 [19:13] <GreyVulpine> acerspyro - Totally.
#3617 [19:13] <IceGerg> about an hour agp
#3618 [19:13] <IceGerg> ago*
#3619 [19:13] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: Try about 300k.
#3620 [19:13] <acerspyro> Yummah! :D
#3621 [19:13] <Mentos> Are some people able to play minecraft or nobody?
#3622 [19:13] <Trollzor57> god when do u think it will be back up
#3623 [19:14] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, and?
#3624 [19:14] * K3V1N8700 [K3V1N8700@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
#3625 [19:14] <stupid3700> Trollzor57: When it is. Be patient.
#3626 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Mentos - This affects all mutliplayer logins, single player is still possible
#3627 [19:14] <CrusaderDeleters> "The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again."
#3628 [19:14] <Mentos> oh ok
#3629 [19:14] <IceGerg> Trollzor57:It could be down for quite a while so I'd find something else to do in the meantime
#3630 [19:14] * kingofall [kingofall@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3631 [19:14] <Rawry> I believe it shoots up every once in a while, doesn't it?
#3632 [19:14] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: And designed right, a simple session service should be able to scale fairly well.
#3633 [19:14] <VoxelHead> kingofall, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3634 [19:14] <IceGerg> for about a second
#3635 [19:14] <LuGiX> somethine else....than...minecraft?
#3636 [19:14] <CrusaderDeleters> This means that you cannot connect to Multiplayer Servers, and that they have no idea when you can connect again.
#3637 [19:14] <Trollzor57> ok thx but i was just curios why its appening now and never happend befor
#3638 [19:14] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, have you tried to keep a server that can handle thousands of requests per second?
#3639 [19:14] <acerspyro> Who is in charge of voxelhead?
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#3641 [19:14] <Rawry> Minecraft is all I know
#3642 [19:14] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: Yes.
#3643 [19:14] <SnoFox> Yes he does. :p
#3644 [19:14] <kingofall> i need the amd additional card drivers
#3645 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> acerspyro - Dope.
#3646 [19:14] <IceGerg> It has trollzor it has happened before
#3647 [19:14] <VoxelHead> waf, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3648 [19:15] <JacobiCarter> I am a devops engineer for a large internet presense.
#3649 [19:15] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, I would like to see that then.
#3650 [19:15] * FR^2 [FR^2@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: und weg...)
#3651 [19:15] <JacobiCarter> *presence
#3652 [19:15] <acerspyro> DopeGhoti: make VoxelHead say his message as a notice?
#3653 [19:15] <acerspyro> Less spam
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#3655 [19:15] <Trollzor57> why didi this all happen
#3656 [19:15] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: http://www.okta.com/trust/
#3657 [19:15] <CrusaderDeleters> Notice? Whatcha talkin' 'bout, fool?
#3658 [19:15] * SnoFox can vouch for JacobiCarter's position
#3658 [19:15] <kingofall> i need help
#3659 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> acerspyro - Even fewer people would read it
#3660 [19:15] <kingofall> hello?
#3661 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - With?
#3662 [19:15] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh
#3663 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - Yes?
#3664 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - What do you need help with?
#3665 [19:16] <Xeadin> acerspyro: A lot of people won't notice that, and will proceed to ask that question. In essence, it'd do more harm than good
#3666 [19:16] <kingofall> i need the additional amd drivers
#3667 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - What additional AMD drivers?
#3668 [19:16] <IceGerg> Trollzor: Most likely because when sessions goes down once and it comes back up, too many people join and it goes down again :P
#3669 [19:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Grey's right. Less people will read the Notice.
#3670 [19:16] <kaizzer123> WHEN will SESSIONS be backup?
#3671 [19:16] <Trollzor57> why is this happening to minecraft
#3672 [19:16] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, and how much requets are you talking about?
#3673 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> kaizzer123 - We don't know
#3674 [19:16] <acerspyro> kingofall: wrong channel
#3675 [19:16] <stupid3700> kaizzer123: When they are, be patient.
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#3677 [19:16] <kingofall> my minecraft crashed and i need the deicers
#3678 [19:16] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, requests*
#3679 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - What drivers?
#3680 [19:16] <VoxelHead> waf, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3681 [19:16] <CrusaderDeleters> Oh god. Can't dope at least make it so Voxel can use color?
#3682 [19:16] <kaizzer123> ok
#3683 [19:16] <kingofall> drivers i have got the m befroe from here
#3684 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> CrusaderDeleters - Sure.
#3685 [19:17] <acerspyro> kingofall: it means to download and install the drivers from sonewhere such as amd.com
#3686 [19:17] <stupid3700> CrusaderDeleters: But then it's Christmas-came-early again.
#3687 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> kingofall - We have no idea what you're talking about
#3688 [19:17] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: Web hits or session service hits?
#3689 [19:17] * Trollzor57 [Trollzor57@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#3690 [19:17] <IceGerg> haha
#3691 [19:17] <LuGiX> oh my god, i tried to set up a private minecraft-server, and i was asking why the hell it didnt worked... :/
#3692 [19:17] <CrusaderDeleters> Lol
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#3694 [19:17] <IceGerg> well, sessions are down mate
#3695 [19:17] <LuGiX> i tried for almost 2 hours now
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#3697 [19:17] <VoxelHead> tomwsmf, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3698 [19:17] <IceGerg> sorry to tell ya.
#3699 [19:17] <LuGiX> ...until i saw the servers were down
#3700 [19:17] <CrusaderDeleters> LuGiX: You can turn off online mode to allow people to connect
#3701 [19:17] <kingofall> i tryed that mojang or whoever runs this has a thing for amd drivers
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#3703 [19:17] <Extreme> JacobiCarter, session
#3704 [19:17] <SnoFox> LuGiX: You can set it to offline mode until the session servers come back online. It is NOT recommended to leave the server in offline mode for an extended period of time.
#3705 [19:18] <VoxelHead> iGabbi, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3706 [19:18] <kingofall> i have downloaded it from here plently
#3707 [19:18] <CrusaderDeleters> LuGiX: But beware, this enables the ability that others can log it as you.
#3708 [19:18] * LoudItalianGuy [LoudItalianGuy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3709 [19:18] <LoudItalianGuy> help
#3710 [19:18] <VoxelHead> LoudItalianGuy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is down, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3711 [19:18] <LoudItalianGuy> help
#3712 [19:18] <acerspyro> LoudItalianGuy: help me too
#3713 [19:18] <LoudItalianGuy> help
#3714 [19:18] <LoudItalianGuy> help
#3715 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> !k LoudItalianGuy
#3716 [19:18] * GreyBot kicked LoudItalianGuy from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oudItalianGuy :<Kicks:1019>)
#3717 [19:18] <IceGerg> Can someone please make VoxelHead speak in colour
#3718 [19:18] <acerspyro> rofl
#3719 [19:18] <LuGiX> oh, thank you :) but no problem for me as long as i know where the problem is ! ;-)
#3720 [19:18] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: Let me go look up some stats real quick.
#3721 [19:18] <IceGerg> my eyes are starting to hurt
#3722 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown
#3723 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#3724 [19:18] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#3725 [19:18] <CrusaderDeleters> LuGiX: Np. :)
#3726 [19:18] <IceGerg> Thank you voxelhead
#3727 [19:19] <CrusaderDeleters> It's up? :o
#3728 [19:19] <acerspyro> Bold is epic :D
#3729 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> Good god no
#3730 [19:19] <kingofall> omg i need help
#3731 [19:19] <kingofall> for real
#3732 [19:19] <CrusaderDeleters> Damn
#3733 [19:19] <iGabbi> Is the sessionsup again? >~<
#3734 [19:19] <Extreme> iGabbi, no
#3735 [19:19] <acerspyro> kingofall: explain correctly....
#3736 [19:19] <iGabbi> Darn :(
#3737 [19:19] <SnoFox> Chmode +c
#3738 [19:19] <IceGerg> kingofall: no one has a clue what you are talking about.
#3739 [19:19] <SnoFox> Before it figures out how to do colors!
#3740 [19:19] <IceGerg> haha!
#3741 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3742 [19:19] <LuGiX> i can imagine how hard it is for the server to handle thousand requests at the same time..
#3743 [19:19] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#3744 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> Gah, that sucks
#3745 [19:20] <IceGerg> aw dude!
#3746 [19:20] * z_ [z_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3747 [19:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Make the whole thing red
#3748 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3749 [19:20] <acerspyro> SnoFox: web clients can't do colors
#3750 [19:20] <VoxelHead> z_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3751 [19:20] <kingofall> ok i have a toshiba amd drivers windows 7 i need additional drivers i have downloaded them from here before
#3752 [19:20] <CrusaderDeleters> That works
#3753 [19:20] <acerspyro> And I think Mibbit is banned from here
#3754 [19:20] <LuGiX> i have colors
#3755 [19:20] <LuGiX> and webchat
#3756 [19:20] <kaizzer123> The sessions ARE UP!!! But it still doesnt let me log in
#3757 [19:20] <acerspyro> kingofall: We are a MINECRAFT support channel
#3758 [19:20] <kaizzer123> Nvm they are down again
#3759 [19:20] <CrusaderDeleters> Kaizzer: Then it's not up.
#3760 [19:20] <SnoFox> I'm not a web client, and I see your bold and raise you one 05color :]
#3761 [19:20] <CrusaderDeleters> sno: That bleeds my eyes
#3762 [19:21] <acerspyro> 03Crap.
#3763 [19:21] <IceGerg> haha!
#3764 [19:21] <kingofall> ill give you the system info thing
#3765 [19:21] <IceGerg> &7
#3766 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#3767 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3768 [19:21] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#3769 [19:21] <z_> Sooo, who do i talk to if i got issues with my Password/Username on the client, but not on the website?
#3770 [19:21] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#3771 [19:21] <kingofall> &5 hi
#3772 [19:21] <iGabbi> Wait King, you said tou have a Toshiba
#3773 [19:21] <kingofall> *5hi
#3774 [19:21] <kingofall> &5hi
#3775 [19:21] <iGabbi> Laptop?
#3776 [19:21] <LuGiX> i think there is a bigger problem on the server :/ nearly one and half an hour now
#3777 [19:21] <SnoFox> Rofl, kingofall.
#3778 [19:21] <SnoFox> Not the king of IRC.
#3779 [19:21] <Extreme> kingofall, not like that...
#3780 [19:21] <kingofall> yes
#3781 [19:21] <IceGerg> lol sno!
#3782 [19:21] * SnoFox loads up scripts that rainbows his chat messages.
#3782 [19:21] <iGabbi> I have one too and I have problems all the time
#3783 [19:22] <IceGerg> I think we have stablished something...
#3784 [19:22] <Extreme> kingofall, you need to use unicode, assuming your client supports sending colors
#3785 [19:22] <IceGerg> toshiba's are crap.
#3786 [19:22] <iGabbi> Exactly XD
#3787 [19:22] <IceGerg> LOL!
#3788 [19:22] * mintynuffsaid [mintynuffsaid@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3789 [19:22] <acerspyro> %06Koversation supports color
#3790 [19:22] <Xeadin> Looks like sessions are beginning to stabilize. It's still a spoofy connection though
#3791 [19:22] <LuGiX> hey i have Hewlett Packard
#3792 [19:22] <acerspyro> 06Koversation supports color
#3793 [19:22] <Extreme> kingofall, which webchat does not
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#3795 [19:22] <VoxelHead> mintynuffsaid, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3796 [19:22] <VoxelHead> Arceus3251, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3797 [19:22] <iGabbi> I have both a dell and toshiba and they suck :/
#3798 [19:22] <Arceus3251> I think the servers r back up
#3799 [19:22] <IceGerg> two of the worst makes haha.
#3800 [19:23] <IceGerg> They may be!
#3801 [19:23] <acerspyro> But it then implies you have Linux xD
#3802 [19:23] <iGabbi> Ik but it's all I could get :P
#3803 [19:23] <Mentos> windows hp
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#3805 [19:23] <SnoFox> Wait, if Qwebirc doesn't support color, why bother putting it in your bots greeting? :p
#3806 [19:23] <LuGiX> me too, windows HP
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#3808 [19:23] <Mentos> hp are good
#3809 [19:23] <acerspyro> SnoFox: it can display them, not create them
#3810 [19:23] <Extreme> SnoFox, it does, but not sending
#3811 [19:23] <SnoFox> Ah.
#3812 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> Session server is still down
#3813 [19:23] <Extreme> SnoFox, which is what i said in bold
#3814 [19:23] <LuGiX> they are good if you invest money in it^^
#3815 [19:23] <iGabbi> Ugh :c
#3816 [19:23] <IceGerg> I mean if you are good with computers you can maked them good but me... well, i'd probably brake it if i tried to add a new part or replace one haha xD
#3817 [19:23] * SnoFox only used qwebirc long enough to set it up.
#3817 [19:23] <IceGerg> make*
#3818 [19:24] <Zachari94> tahnk yoU!!!!
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#3820 [19:24] <Mentos> i have a windows 7 its crap for me
#3821 [19:24] <acerspyro> SnoFox: I use a real client :P
#3822 [19:24] <SnoFox> As do I
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#3824 [19:24] * SnoFox pets his irssi screen
#3824 [19:24] <VoxelHead> acropolis11, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3825 [19:24] <IceGerg> I <3 windows 7!
#3826 [19:24] <acerspyro> Mentos: SnoFox: I have Linux and its epic
#3827 [19:24] <LuGiX> why crap? are you used to use linux?
#3828 [19:24] <z_> Is it because of the Session Servers being down that i cant log in to the client. I get Wrong Username/Password errors, but i can log into the website?
#3829 [19:24] <IceGerg> I hate linux tho!
#3830 [19:24] <Mentos> linux?
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#3832 [19:24] <SnoFox> But Linux loves you <3
#3833 [19:24] <VoxelHead> Nick, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3834 [19:25] <IceGerg> z_:Try changing your password!
#3835 [19:25] <acerspyro> And I love Linux back
#3836 [19:25] <CrusaderDeleters> Could ChatZilla create color? :o
#3837 [19:25] <SnoFox> Screenshot time
#3838 [19:25] <z_> I did that
#3839 [19:25] <SnoFox> Everyone, go do
#3840 [19:25] * Nick is now known as Guest45981
#3841 [19:25] <IceGerg> haha
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#3843 [19:25] <VoxelHead> SoulGirl345, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3844 [19:25] * rubdabudabellie [rubdabudabellie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3845 [19:25] <LuGiX> hey i tried GLSL-Shaders today the first time, before, MC always had 60FPS, now they are on 15-20....
#3846 [19:25] <VoxelHead> rubdabudabellie, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3847 [19:26] <IceGerg> SoulGirl345 : How may we help you?
#3848 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#3849 [19:26] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#3850 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown .sitedown The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3851 [19:26] <CrusaderDeleters> I think people are reading the notice a lot more
#3852 [19:26] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
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#3854 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> Oh for the love of..
#3855 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#3856 [19:26] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
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#3858 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> .sitedown The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3860 [19:26] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#3861 [19:26] <CrusaderDeleters> GreyVulpine: Lel
#3862 [19:26] <VoxelHead> Sinisterbean931, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3863 [19:26] <IceGerg> mah gawd!
#3864 [19:26] <LuGiX> howly sheet
#3865 [19:26] * bacon_away is now known as bacon_avenger
#3866 [19:26] <acerspyro> CrusaderDeleters: What about a channel where only VoxelHead can speak and he spams the message all around the place. Then, we type .next and the user is redirected?
#3867 [19:26] <acerspyro> Can we?
#3868 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> There, I'm just going to walk away.. not touch VoxelHead anymore.
#3869 [19:27] <LuGiX> down ..down...down...DOOOWN
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#3871 [19:27] <LuGiX> hey...i think the server is diown! XD
#3872 [19:27] <Sinisterbean931> Oh ok thanks I guess that answers my problem :P
#3873 [19:27] <SoulGirl345> well every time i try to go in a server i have to wait and wait and when i click it my screen turns white, so i need help
#3874 [19:27] <acerspyro> Sinisterbean931: you sir are part of the brillants
#3875 [19:27] <Arceus3251> idk y im even here...
#3876 [19:27] <SnoFox> Because it's so much fun.
#3877 [19:27] <Extreme> .on
#3878 [19:27] <IceGerg> SoulGirl345: Sessions are currently down which means all multiplayer server do not accept players joining
#3879 [19:28] <SnoFox> This thrilling channel sports various screaming children, aging from seven to fourteen.
#3880 [19:28] <SnoFox> How could you not be here!? The entertainment is endless.
#3881 [19:28] <acerspyro> SnoFox: I'm 15, I'm safe :D
#3882 [19:28] <IceGerg> basically meaning Multiplayer is temporarily broken.
#3883 [19:28] * Ambush is now known as Ambush|AFK
#3884 [19:28] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: At peak times 97kreq/s
#3885 [19:28] <SnoFox> Hehe :P
#3886 [19:28] <IceGerg> haha snofox again!
#3887 [19:28] <Sinisterbean931> Isnt this Chat for support? So if you have your questions answers why are you guys just chatting?
#3888 [19:28] <LuGiX> So wait, if i am joining a multiplayer server on my local network, my whole connection goes through the MC-Servers?
#3889 [19:28] <SoulGirl345> so i have to wait for tomorrow to go back in or will it be fix today
#3890 [19:28] <acerspyro> Not if it's in offline mode, LuGiX
#3891 [19:28] <IceGerg> Sinister We are chatting about minecraft ;0
#3892 [19:29] <JacobiCarter> Extreme: And that's not what is being stressed ... ever.
#3893 [19:29] <acerspyro> SoulGirl345: noone knows. Mystery.
#3894 [19:29] <SnoFox> LuGiX: Not your entire connection.
#3895 [19:29] <SoulGirl345> i want to go back in so bad
#3896 [19:29] <IceGerg> Does anybody know if the samsung galaxy s3 mini is good?
#3897 [19:29] <LuGiX> i mean, authentication and gme itself
#3898 [19:29] <IceGerg> bit off topic but whatever haha.
#3899 [19:29] <LuGiX> *game
#3900 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> LuGiX - The authentication still goes through Mojang's servers, even if you run it off your LAN
#3901 [19:29] <IceGerg> Mine is arriving tomorrow in the post.
#3902 [19:30] <acerspyro> GreyVulpine: play offline
#3903 [19:30] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#3903 [19:30] <IceGerg> haha
#3904 [19:30] <SnoFox> LuGiX: Multiplayer auth works, simply put, you tell the server "I wanna connect", the server talks to Session servers, you talk to session servers, and if everyone's happy, you continue the direct connection to the game server.
#3905 [19:30] <SoulGirl345> well tell me if it will be fix tomorrow plzz
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#3907 [19:30] <LuGiX> ahhhh i see, thank you! :)
#3908 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> SoulGirl345 - We can't say for sure, but from prior outages, its possible
#3909 [19:30] <acerspyro> SoulGirl345: we do not have your phone number :)
#3910 [19:30] <acerspyro> Please don't give me it.
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#3912 [19:30] <IceGerg> SoulGirl345: It will most likely be fixed by the time the brits wake up tomorrow.
#3913 [19:31] <IceGerg> GMT
#3914 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> Swedes.
#3915 [19:31] <LuGiX> @ICE: my thought, too
#3916 [19:31] <acerspyro> IceGerg: what about the Quebeckers?
#3917 [19:31] <IceGerg> haha acer!
#3918 [19:31] <acerspyro> LuGiX: IRC, not twitter
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#3921 [19:31] <VoxelHead> Nick, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3922 [19:31] <SoulGirl345> acerspyro i know you dont have my number and ok IceGerg
#3923 [19:31] <IceGerg> My Guess would be, hmmm around 5am GMT
#3924 [19:31] <acerspyro> GreyVulpine: noone knows wtf an ETA is
#3925 [19:32] * Nick is now known as Guest59863
#3926 [19:32] <IceGerg> but if that is right you guys gotta give me the medal of medalness!
#3927 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> acerspyro - *sigh*
#3928 [19:32] <IceGerg> He has a point
#3929 [19:32] <IceGerg> xD
#3930 [19:32] <Guest59863> are the servers still down because it keeps telling me failed to login: java.net.ConnectException refused: connect
#3931 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> I'm not touching Vox's notice anymore.
#3932 [19:32] <LuGiX> 5 hours without Minecraft? GIVE ME THE KNIVE
#3933 [19:32] <IceGerg> yes guest59863.
#3934 [19:32] <Extreme> LuGiX, or play single player
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#3936 [19:32] <LuGiX> You are right.
#3937 [19:33] <IceGerg> LuGiX I'm playing team fortress 2 i'm gonna be fine haha
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#3939 [19:33] <VoxelHead> Trollzor57, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3940 [19:33] <IceGerg> Welcome back Trollzor57
#3941 [19:33] <Trollzor57> hi
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#3943 [19:33] <IceGerg> What seems to be the problem now?
#3944 [19:33] <Guest59863> does anyone know the optic server
#3945 [19:33] <LuGiX> LOL, someone should trolling, that they are back again xD
#3946 [19:34] <Guest59863> like the optic gaming server opticcraft
#3947 [19:34] <Trollzor57> noth its not orking
#3948 [19:34] <stupid3700> LuGiX: If you mean in here...
#3949 [19:34] <acerspyro> Guest59863: this is not an advertising channel.
#3950 [19:34] <IceGerg> Sessions are still down!
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#3952 [19:34] <stupid3700> ??> LuGiX rule/2
#3953 [19:34] <acropolis11> i need help i have my system info my pixel format is not supported here is the link http://pastebin.com/Xi6LEFY8#
#3954 [19:34] <VoxelHead> LuGiX: http://is.gd/zB1w9I Rule 2: Spamming, phishing, flooding, insulting, trolling, and deliberately giving bad technical advice are forbidden.
#3955 [19:34] <Trollzor57> yep
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#3957 [19:34] <VoxelHead> ArceusMI, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3958 [19:34] <Guest59863> i know its not... i was wondering what the server ip was
#3959 [19:34] <VoxelHead> PcJamesy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#3962 [19:35] <VoxelHead> binnytin, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3963 [19:35] <LuGiX> that was a goddamn joke :/
#3964 [19:35] <VoxelHead> tyboyterminator, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3965 [19:35] <ArceusMI> That works...
#3966 [19:35] <Trollzor57> hello im ready to delet minecraft
#3967 [19:35] <acerspyro> Trollzor57: welcome.
#3968 [19:35] <LuGiX> the status site says its working....
#3969 [19:35] <binnytin> mmmuuu
#3970 [19:35] <IceGerg> Guest59863: I'm pretty sure OpTiC would keep their server private
#3971 [19:35] <LuGiX> just loóked at it
#3972 [19:35] <acerspyro> Trollzor57: do wtf you want to your system.
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#3974 [19:35] <Trollzor57> jk jk i love mc to much
#3975 [19:35] <acropolis11> i need help
#3976 [19:35] <Guest59863> no there is a public server
#3977 [19:35] <tyboyterminator> hello
#3978 [19:35] <acerspyro> acropolis11: can't log in?
#3979 [19:36] <acropolis11> what u mean
#3980 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> LuGiX - Going to keep the message up for a little while longer, the service tends to go up and down a bit
#3981 [19:36] <ArceusMI> It is kinda sporadic with that today. The session server status changes when you refresh sometimes for some reason...
#3982 [19:36] <IceGerg> Trollzor57 :Delete system 32 and things will be alright haha just kidding don't do tha
#3983 [19:36] <IceGerg> taht*
#3984 [19:36] <acerspyro> acropolis11: do you expect me to guess your problem?
#3985 [19:36] <IceGerg> that*
#3986 [19:36] <Trollzor57> i wont
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#3988 [19:36] <IceGerg> I'm missing keys here haha
#3989 [19:36] <acropolis11> here is my system info
#3990 [19:36] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest43941, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3991 [19:36] <acropolis11> http://pastebin.com/Xi6LEFY8#
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#3994 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> LuGiX - And it's down again
#3995 [19:36] <VoxelHead> abculatter_2_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#3996 [19:36] <acerspyro> IceGerg: I already deleted System32 and had fun doing it, haha
#3997 [19:37] <LuGiX> damn yes it is
#3998 [19:37] <IceGerg> LOL acer
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#4001 [19:37] <tyboyterminator> could someone help when i try to open minecraft it says Error: Could not create java virtual machine
#4002 [19:37] <acerspyro> acropolis11: I will not go see it until you tell me YOUR PROBLEM
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#4004 [19:37] <Mentos> is it back up i see peolpe playing
#4005 [19:37] <acropolis11> my pixel format is not supported
#4006 [19:37] <LuGiX> ...and up again
#4007 [19:37] <VoxelHead> Alun, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4008 [19:37] <acerspyro> tyboyterminator: how much RAM on your computer?
#4009 [19:37] * Penislicker57 [Penislicker57@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4010 [19:37] <IceGerg> Nope Mentos it is not!
#4011 [19:37] <VoxelHead> Penislicker57, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4012 [19:37] <acerspyro> acropolis11: you need graphics drivers
#4013 [19:37] <tyboyterminator> how do i check
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#4015 [19:37] <Mentos> its p
#4016 [19:37] <Mentos> its up for me
#4017 [19:37] <IceGerg> Really?
#4018 [19:38] <Trollzor57> lol
#4019 [19:38] <acropolis11> well can u send me a link for them for my system
#4020 [19:38] <Alun> hello i cant join server and what is that what VoxelHead means?
#4021 [19:38] <Penislicker57> WHEN WILL THE SERVERS BE BACK UP
#4022 [19:38] <IceGerg> Are you on a server?
#4023 [19:38] <tyboyterminator> acerspyro how do i check
#4024 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Penislicker57 - When it's up.
#4025 [19:38] <Penislicker57> hi
#4026 [19:38] <acerspyro> tyboyterminator: find out your graphic card model and retailer, then go on their website, then download and install the appropriate driver.
#4027 [19:38] <CrusaderDeleters> penisland.com
#4028 [19:38] <Alun> hello i cant join server and what is that what VoxelHead means?
#4029 [19:38] <tyboyterminator> ok
#4030 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Alun - Yes
#4031 [19:38] <CrusaderDeleters> Just for all you penisland lovers. :D
#4032 [19:38] <LuGiX> haha penuislicker57 -> thats the name of today XD
#4033 [19:38] <Penislicker57> hi zane
#4034 [19:38] <Alun> so i have to wait GreyVulpine
#4035 [19:38] <Trollzor57> kfosdkkhgjgf
#4036 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Alun - Yes
#4037 [19:38] <IceGerg> Anyone wanna join the Pen15 club?
#4038 [19:38] <Alun> k
#4039 [19:38] <Alun> tthanks
#4040 [19:38] <IceGerg> X
#4041 [19:38] <IceGerg> XD
#4042 [19:38] <Trollzor57> meee
#4043 [19:38] <acerspyro> I've seen F*cktimusPrime username once
#4044 [19:38] <IceGerg> lol
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#4046 [19:39] <LuGiX> but i thought Smosh was in that group...
#4047 [19:39] <acerspyro> in minecraft
#4048 [19:39] <Penislicker57> MUTHA I INVENTED THE PEN15 CLUB
#4049 [19:39] <IceGerg> acer I've seen much worse D:
#4050 [19:39] <CrusaderDeleters> What happened to the Pen Island site?! D:
#4051 [19:39] <acerspyro> P*rnProdigy too
#4052 [19:39] <tyboyterminator> ok nm it works now for some reason ?!? idk what was happening
#4053 [19:39] <IceGerg> IDK man IDK ):
#4054 [19:40] <LuGiX> ...and down again
#4055 [19:40] <acropolis11> hello
#4056 [19:40] <Penislicker57> MOJANG DROP THE CHIPS GET OFF YOUR ASS AND FIX THE SERVERS
#4057 [19:40] <IceGerg> acer I've seen the username: UncleJimmySavile I shat myself
#4058 [19:40] * Penislicker57 [Penislicker57@notlogged] has quit. (Client Quit)
#4059 [19:40] <acerspyro> Penislicker57: what do you think they are doing?
#4060 [19:40] <IceGerg> he left.
#4061 [19:40] <acerspyro> Good.
#4062 [19:40] <acerspyro> :D
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#4064 [19:40] <IceGerg> :)
#4065 [19:40] <VoxelHead> IMCBEAN, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4066 [19:40] <webrosc> is it almosst 2am for the mojang guys too lol
#4067 [19:41] <IceGerg> haha they must hate their jobs!
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#4069 [19:41] <VoxelHead> Klaus, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4070 [19:41] * K3V1N8700 [K3V1N8700@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4071 [19:41] <VoxelHead> K3V1N8700, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4072 [19:41] * CrusaderDeleters [CrusaderDeleters@notlogged] has quit. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#4073 [19:42] <IceGerg> So um it's very quiet now... too quiet
#4074 [19:42] <K3V1N8700> Hai im on a mac and my tekkit launcer wont work? any help to be giveen :)?
#4075 [19:42] <LuGiX> i found the server room.... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/2722603223_5592fc829e.jpg
#4076 [19:42] <acerspyro> NOU
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#4079 [19:42] <IceGerg> this a minecrafthelp IRC not technic laung=cher IRC
#4080 [19:42] <acerspyro> I want my CrusadersDeleters back D':
#4081 [19:42] <VoxelHead> Epic, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4082 [19:42] * Serverz [Serverz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4083 [19:42] <IceGerg> plus tekkit is bull same as ftb
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#4085 [19:43] <VoxelHead> Serverz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4086 [19:43] <acerspyro> Only Bukkit is good
#4087 [19:43] <IceGerg> Vanilla FTA
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#4089 [19:43] <acerspyro> No
#4090 [19:43] <IceGerg> and bukkit...
#4091 [19:43] <Epic> Hi I Keep On Getting The Game ended with bad state (exit code -805306369) crash
#4092 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> hi
#4093 [19:43] <acerspyro> yes
#4094 [19:43] <LuGiX> Forge fot the way!
#4095 [19:43] <Klaus> So in essence what is "minecraft sessions"?
#4096 [19:43] <stupid3700> ??> Epic devconsole
#4097 [19:43] <acerspyro> No
#4098 [19:43] <VoxelHead> Epic: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4099 [19:43] <VoxelHead> Epic: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#4100 [19:43] <acerspyro> I never liked Forge
#4101 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> minecraft if broken
#4102 [19:43] <Epic> stupid3700: yes It is
#4103 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> is*
#4104 [19:43] <Epic> Whole thing??
#4105 [19:43] <stupid3700> Klaus: It authenticates you when joining servers.
#4106 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> ya
#4107 [19:43] <stupid3700> Epic: Whole thing. Ctrl+A and Ctrl+C.
#4108 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> how we fix it
#4109 [19:43] <acerspyro> Epic: in pastie.org
#4110 [19:43] <acropolis11> look can you give me the download link to my drivers
#4111 [19:43] <IMCBEAN> this is crazy
#4112 [19:44] <JacobiCarter> Klaus: The minecraft session servers are how servers know who you are when you connect.
#4113 [19:44] <acerspyro> or gist.github.com, as specified
#4114 [19:44] <K3V1N8700> VoxelHead is there a tekkit help irc mibbet chat?
#4115 [19:44] <IMCBEAN> how do i save minecraft
#4116 [19:44] <acerspyro> acropolis11: we don't know your video card model
#4117 [19:44] <IMCBEAN> \
#4118 [19:44] <IceGerg> don't try to log in to servers....
#4119 [19:44] <acerspyro> IMCBEAN: send it a life raft
#4120 [19:44] <LuGiX> Saving the whole Minecraft world is like saving the internet on a computer
#4121 [19:44] <IMCBEAN> what?
#4122 [19:44] <IceGerg> NOOO!
#4123 [19:44] <IceGerg> send it cookies!
#4124 [19:44] <Trollzor57> im in one
#4125 [19:44] <acerspyro> ok, send it cookies too
#4126 [19:44] <IceGerg> ANDMILK!
#4127 [19:44] <acerspyro> And milk
#4128 [19:44] <acerspyro> No milk, no cookie time
#4129 [19:44] <IceGerg> got milk acer?
#4130 [19:44] <Epic> http://pastie.org/8400230
#4131 [19:45] <IMCBEAN> how i get im servers when i do it freezes
#4132 [19:45] <acerspyro> IceGerg: I'm not a woman
#4133 [19:45] <Extreme> Epic, your game is running out of memory
#4134 [19:45] <stupid3700> IMCBEAN: Sessions are down.
#4135 [19:45] <IceGerg> i know was joking haha
#4136 [19:45] <acerspyro> xD
#4137 [19:45] <IMCBEAN> can u fix it
#4138 [19:45] <Epic> Extreme: I have Contributed 2 Gigs
#4139 [19:45] <Epic> I Only have 3
#4140 [19:45] <K3V1N8700> Could i get help whit my Tekkit launcher please ?
#4141 [19:45] <LuGiX> yeah, i know now! we need a "Microsoft Fix-It" Package to resolve it XD
#4142 [19:45] <IMCBEAN> can u fix it?
#4143 [19:45] <acerspyro> K3V1N8700: noone likes the teekit launcher... So, no.
#4144 [19:45] <acerspyro> #tekkit
#4145 [19:45] <Extreme> Epic, either it's the game or something else the game depends on reports out of memory
#4146 [19:45] <stupid3700> IMCBEAN: No, we can only wait.
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#4148 [19:45] <IceGerg> :/
#4149 [19:46] <IMCBEAN> when will it be working again?
#4150 [19:46] <stupid3700> IMCBEAN: As soon as it's fixed.
#4151 [19:46] <acerspyro> Average IQ while on internet drops by 90 for most people :/
#4152 [19:46] <Epic> Extreme: Could It Be Java?
#4153 [19:46] <Sinisterbean931> They have no ETA.
#4154 [19:46] <Extreme> Epic, if the game it's self ran out of memory it would tell you
#4155 [19:46] <IMCBEAN> when will that be?
#4156 [19:46] <Klaus> Okay, then what are probable causes to this going down (glitches happen I know but any idea what caused it? Or is it one of those untraceable ones that seems to just happen?
#4157 [19:46] <Extreme> Epic, maybe, you don't know
#4158 [19:46] <Xeadin> IMCBEAN: We do not know
#4159 [19:46] <IMCBEAN> ok
#4160 [19:46] <IMCBEAN> tnx
#4161 [19:46] <Extreme> Epic, anything can report "out of memory"
#4162 [19:46] <IMCBEAN> gh
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#4164 [19:47] <IMCBEAN> aghhhhh
#4165 [19:47] <Extreme> Epic, it could be your graphics drivers, network drivers, java, the system
#4166 [19:47] <IceGerg> I'm so tired atm
#4167 [19:47] <acerspyro> "fwrhlgauo" = java.lang.outOfMemory exception.
#4168 [19:47] <LuGiX> i'm so frustrated atm XD
#4169 [19:47] <acerspyro> "heagae" also = java.lang.outOfMemory exception.
#4170 [19:47] <Extreme> Epic, either it's the game or something else the game depends on reports out of memory
#4171 [19:47] <Epic> Extreme: recently I have updated my driver
#4172 [19:47] <acerspyro> Epic: faulty release?
#4173 [19:47] <Epic> Extreme: I have the Radeon HD 700 I think it is
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#4175 [19:48] <Epic> Ill check my DxDiang
#4176 [19:48] <IMCBEAN> but i see people got on servers how did they do it
#4177 [19:48] <IceGerg> well, guys I'm gonna go now bye
#4178 [19:48] <LuGiX> can anyone join atm?
#4179 [19:48] <Extreme> Epic, usually since it is not a serious error, just relaunch it
#4180 [19:48] <IMCBEAN> 1197 people are on a server how they get on?
#4181 [19:48] <acerspyro> IceGerg: bai
#4182 [19:48] <Epic> okay
#4183 [19:48] <Sinisterbean931> I got in my server :P
#4184 [19:48] <Sinisterbean931> I got in my server :P
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#4187 [19:48] <LuGiX> how can you see that its 1197 people?
#4188 [19:48] <acerspyro> IMCBEAN: they were online before the crash
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#4190 [19:48] <VoxelHead> Wug, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
#4191 [19:48] <IMCBEAN> ohh
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#4193 [19:49] <Wug> am I supposed to siteup
#4194 [19:49] <Sinisterbean931> Voxel I got onto my server does that mean its fixed?
#4195 [19:49] <Wug> GreyVulpine: ^
#4196 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Wug - No
#4197 [19:49] <IMCBEAN> but before it was 100 now its 1197 so ow?
#4198 [19:49] <IMCBEAN> how?
#4199 [19:49] <Xeadin> New update from Mojang: Sessions appear to be stable again
#4200 [19:49] <Epic> Extreme: It seems to be when I try to join a server, The game doesn't respond
#4201 [19:49] <acerspyro> Wug: Very wrong for the servers
#4202 [19:49] <Wug> noooow can i do it
#4203 [19:49] <acerspyro> Wug: everyone will rush on them
#4204 [19:49] <webrosc> Xeadin, refresh the page, mine just went to down
#4205 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Wait 10 minutes, then do it
#4206 [19:49] <Xeadin> https://twitter.com/KrisJelbring/status/389537430740959232
#4207 [19:49] <Syer> @KrisJelbring: Things appear to be stable again. #mcstatus
#4208 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Session server's going up and down
#4209 [19:49] <acerspyro> ah
#4210 [19:49] <LuGiX> Yep, Vulpine
#4211 [19:49] <acerspyro> Wug: back down
#4212 [19:49] <Wug> lol
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#4214 [19:50] <Sinisterbean931> Will it kick me out of the server?
#4215 [19:50] <acerspyro> It's playing rollercoaster...
#4216 [19:50] <acerspyro> Sinisterbean931: no, just stay online
#4217 [19:50] <Epic> Extreme: AMD Radeon HD 6310 Graphics
#4218 [19:50] <IMCBEAN> i cant even get in my own server
#4219 [19:50] <Sinisterbean931> Ok thanks.
#4220 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> Once you're in a server, it won't boot you back out if you are already in
#4221 [19:50] <Extreme> Epic, I heard that
#4222 [19:50] <IMCBEAN> i cant even get in my own serv er help?
#4223 [19:50] <Epic> Extreme: I Think That's the Early beta of windows 8?
#4224 [19:50] <Extreme> Epic, I don't know
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#4227 [19:51] <LuGiX> i can't run GLSL-Shaders on a smooth FPS :/
#4228 [19:51] <acerspyro> Don't speak to me about Winblows anymore :(
#4229 [19:51] <Wug> I am leaving to do laundry
#4230 [19:51] <Extreme> Epic, it could be anything, I can't read the mind of your computer
#4231 [19:51] * GreyVulpine waves to Wug
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#4232 [19:51] <Wug> ill put .siteup on a 15 minute timer
#4233 [19:51] <Epic> Extreme: xD
#4234 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Go ahead
#4235 [19:51] <Wug> GreyVulpine: or can you do it yet
#4236 [19:51] * Epic waves to GreyVulpine
#4236 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Looks like it's good now
#4237 [19:51] <LuGiX> anyone who runs SEUS at 40FPS or higher?
#4238 [19:52] <acerspyro> GreyVulpine:
#4239 [19:52] <acerspyro> SHUSH
#4240 [19:52] * Epic smacks GreyVulpine
#4240 [19:52] <IMCBEAN> FUCKING NOTCH HELP US AND WIHLE YOUR AT IT JEB HELP TOO
#4241 [19:52] * AuBot kicked IMCBEAN from #minecrafthelp (Reason: MCBEAN :Please keep it civil.)
#4242 [19:52] <acerspyro> Everyone will rush on it -.-
#4243 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> Ow.
#4244 [19:52] <SnoFox> 503 Service Unavailable: Back-end server is at capacity ...
#4245 [19:52] <SnoFox> That shouldn't happen.
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#4247 [19:52] <acerspyro> SnoFox: backbone is bropken, call a doctor :D
#4248 [19:52] <Wug> SnoFox: notch's tweets destroy websites
#4249 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> Session server is down again
#4250 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> Congrats.
#4251 [19:52] <Wug> this is a well known fact
#4252 [19:52] <LuGiX> @SnoFox: that sounds like "I damn, Sorry bro..."
#4253 [19:53] <Wug> a phenomenon known as "notchstroying".
#4254 [19:53] <acerspyro> Wug: so you say... Notch uses Twitter as a DDoS tool?
#4255 [19:53] <SnoFox> Only if the website cannot scale properly, Wug :p
#4256 [19:53] <SnoFox> PS: That 503 error came from my Minecraft client.
#4257 [19:53] <Wug> >back end server is at capacity
#4258 [19:53] <Wug> 503 is an http error
#4259 [19:54] <SnoFox> Session authentication uses HTTP, if I'm not mistaken.
#4260 [19:54] <JacobiCarter> Yes.
#4261 [19:54] <acerspyro> --> 503 error! Call a doctor! <--
#4262 [19:54] <SnoFox> Lawl, acerspyro.
#4263 [19:54] <LuGiX> at least, that one from minecraft
#4264 [19:54] <Wug> it means the session server is currently being notchstroyed by thousands of people who just saw the tweet all trying to log back in at once
#4265 [19:54] <Extreme> ^
#4266 [19:54] <LuGiX> ^
#4267 [19:54] <SnoFox> ...
#4268 [19:54] <acerspyro> SnoFox: I refer to the fact that the server's backbone is broken
#4269 [19:54] * SnoFox slowly puts his face in his palm
#4269 [19:54] <Extreme> SnoFox, "its back up, let me try to join"
#4270 [19:54] <acerspyro> SnoFox: if you do it slow, it removes all the effect d:
#4271 [19:54] <JacobiCarter> Wug: Server -- singular? Only one of them? :P
#4272 [19:55] <Wug> JacobiCarter: I'm old
#4273 [19:55] <acerspyro> JacobiCarter: Server farms
#4274 [19:55] <SnoFox> Mojang, y u no scale for thousands of uesrs?
#4275 [19:55] <LuGiX> I SEE FOUR LIGHTS!
#4276 [19:55] <acerspyro> They grow, eat and replant servers in there
#4277 [19:55] <Wug> and I believe that when it all comes down to it there's only one backend auth server
#4278 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Some of us here remember when Minecraft used to run the website, the skin server, the auth server, and the classic server list all on one machine
#4279 [19:55] <SnoFox> acerspyro: lost my shit right there.
#4280 [19:55] <Wug> all of the nodes on the front end just connect into it to protect it from the internet
#4281 [19:55] <SnoFox> Lol'd
#4282 [19:55] <acerspyro> lol
#4283 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> That.. didn't last too long.
#4284 [19:56] <JacobiCarter> ...
#4285 [19:56] <Wug> that way when it invariably is ddos'd by scrubs the world over, it doesnt take the whole thing out, just the one or two nodes
#4286 [19:56] <LuGiX> Badum-Tz
#4287 [19:56] <Wug> there are also issues with distributed databases
#4288 [19:56] <Wug> they perform basically not well at all
#4289 [19:57] <JacobiCarter> Cassandra. Dynamo. Zookeeper could even do sessions ...
#4290 [19:57] <LuGiX> was that the first downtime for the last 6 months?
#4291 [19:57] <Wug> LuGiX: more like the first downtime for the last 6 days
#4292 [19:57] <acerspyro> LuGiX: at the 1.6 update, I think
#4293 [19:57] <JacobiCarter> Sharded SQL if you absolutely must.
#4294 [19:57] <LuGiX> oh oka
#4295 [19:57] <LuGiX> y
#4296 [19:58] <acerspyro> I never understood what the SQL database is for
#4297 [19:58] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#4297 [19:58] <Extreme> huh
#4298 [19:58] <SnoFox> Downtime for sessions, LuGiX?
#4299 [19:58] * Wug acerspyropalms
#4299 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Can I do .siteup yet?
#4300 [19:58] <LuGiX> yeah,
#4301 [19:58] <Extreme> "the"
#4302 [19:58] <Wug> GreyVulpine: my timer is set
#4303 [19:58] <Wug> i just didnt leave
#4304 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> kay kay
#4305 [19:58] <Wug> because im a horrible person
#4306 [19:58] * SnoFox puts his face in his hand at light speed
#4306 [19:58] <acerspyro> SnoFox: Noone saw it.
#4307 [19:58] <acerspyro> SnoFox: you screwed up again.
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#4309 [19:59] <SnoFox> Damn, I can't figure out how this face hand thing works
#4310 [19:59] <JacobiCarter> https://twitter.com/StatusMinecraft
#4311 [19:59] <Wug> SnoFox right now: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lhqzEHOiVNo/TyxLiwoXeDI/AAAAAAAAELg/3CRpUQ9t4no/s1600/Facepalm.png
#4312 [19:59] <Wug> VoxelHead: get bent
#4313 [19:59] <SnoFox> ... Lol
#4314 [19:59] <acerspyro> rofl
#4315 [19:59] <SnoFox> I like that bot.
#4316 [19:59] <SnoFox> New favourite bot.
#4317 [19:59] <LuGiX> who can login right now?
#4318 [19:59] * acerspyro is now known as acerbot
#4319 [20:00] * SnoFox gives VoxelHead a botsnack
#4319 [20:00] <acerbot> Imma speak with voxelhead :D
#4320 [20:00] <acerbot> VoxelHead: hi
#4321 [20:00] <acerbot> |:[ meanie
#4322 [20:00] <Wug> vox isn't allowed to chat in here
#4323 [20:01] <Wug> his chatter is decidedly nsfw.
#4324 [20:01] <Wug> nobody is really sure why.
#4325 [20:01] <acerbot> ok
#4326 [20:01] <SnoFox> I really want to talk to him now.
#4327 [20:01] <SnoFox> Please allow him to speak. :p
#4328 [20:01] <acerbot> I /notice'd him
#4329 [20:01] <VoxelHead> So you say...
#4330 [20:01] <acerbot> VoxelHead: hi
#4331 [20:01] <SnoFox> Oh noes.
#4332 [20:01] <VoxelHead> Hello acerbot.
#4333 [20:01] * Elystus hands VoxelHead drugs
#4333 [20:02] * acerbot is now known as VoxelBody
#4334 [20:02] * SnoFox drops an egg on his head
#4334 [20:02] <LuGiX> that surely'd game out good at an circus
#4335 [20:02] <LuGiX> that surely'd game out good at an circus
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#4338 [20:03] <VoxelBody> SnoFox: LOL.
#4339 [20:03] <VoxelHead> JacobiCarter, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#4341 [20:03] <VoxelHead> Cloudy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. The minecraft Session Server is 4DOWN, which would affect players logging into minecraft servers. Please wait and try again later. 4We have no ETA on when the service will be up again.
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#4345 [20:07] <Wug> .siteup
#4346 [20:07] <VoxelHead> Wug, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
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#4351 [20:09] <netcat> Help help, I can't find my ping!
#4352 [20:09] <acerspyro> lol
#4353 [20:09] <VoxelBody> lol
#4354 [20:09] <LuGiX> badum tz
#4355 [20:10] * acerspyro is now known as VoxelToe
#4356 [20:10] <VoxelToe> :D
#4357 [20:11] <SnoFox> You're gonna hit the session limit any time now ... :p
#4358 [20:11] <VoxelToe> It's already down
#4359 [20:11] <SnoFox> Ha.
#4360 [20:11] <SnoFox> Haha. Oh.
#4361 [20:11] <VoxelBody> Hello, lower body part
#4362 [20:11] <VoxelToe> Hi
#4363 [20:12] * VoxelToe is now known as acerone
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#4367 [20:13] <SnoFox> netcat, nooooooo
#4368 [20:13] <SnoFox> He couldn't find his ping. :[
#4369 [20:15] <acerspyro> rofl
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#4381 [20:40] <NathanSWright> So quite after the problem was fixed..
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#4384 [20:43] <tojot_infinity> When Logging Into minecraft through the launcher using the correct username and password, it doesn't work and tells me I have "Invalid credentials"
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#4386 [20:43] <sonic_da> Hello
#4387 [20:43] <sonic_da> Is anyone here?
#4388 [20:43] <sonic_da> I have a problem with MCFORGE
#4389 [20:44] <sonic_da> I am trying to use a mod, but it crashes
#4390 [20:44] <stupid3700|away> sonic_da: Head over to #minecraftforge
#4391 [20:44] <sonic_da> How do i do that?
#4392 [20:44] <stupid3700|away> /join #minecraftforge
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#4394 [20:48] <tojot_infinity> Can someone help me with my login problem?
#4395 [20:54] <tojot_infinity> nevermind I am in now, thank you for your time.
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#4401 [21:03] <ryryzoom> can someone help with set up problem on first install. System says I got a pixel error and need to update drivers by my video card manufacturer says I have most updated drivers available to date.
#4402 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> ryryzoom hopper/dxdiag
#4403 [21:03] <VoxelHead> ryryzoom: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#4404 [21:04] <webrosc> where erm... where is the force update on the new launcher?
#4405 [21:04] <Lord_Ralex> webrosc, there is none
#4406 [21:04] <Lord_Ralex> you have to delete the version folder to "force update"
#4407 [21:05] <webrosc> ah
#4408 [21:05] <ryryzoom> i created the gist but no idea how to file it for help. Got to part where I have the https address.
#4409 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the address
#4410 [21:06] <ryryzoom> https://gist.github.com/ryryzoom7/e1c0de3b8ce6903a9f31
#4411 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> ryryzoom - When you checked your drivers, did you download them from here? http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
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#4413 [21:08] <ryryzoom> yes grey
#4414 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> Because it doesn't look like you have the latest drivers installed
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#4417 [21:10] <ryryzoom> actually, I ran the autodetector and once I ran that program then it said I had the most current.
#4418 [21:10] <ryryzoom> Should I run a manual process instead?
#4419 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> Yes please
#4420 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> The autodetector, to be frank, sucks.
#4421 [21:12] <Lord_Ralex> to point out, http://www2.ati.com/drivers/beta/amd_catalyst_13.4_legacy_beta_vista_win7_win8.exe is the latest driver for that particular card
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#4423 [21:13] <sonic_da> I cant join #minecraftforge
#4424 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Use a different IRC client.
#4425 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Webchat and other web clients are banned from the channel
#4426 [21:14] <sonic_da> I have tried about 3
#4427 [21:14] <sonic_da> cant i use a normal webclient?
#4428 [21:14] <sonic_da> or do i have to download a irc
#4429 [21:14] <ryryzoom> so go with the catalyst software suite that you sent grey? Lord is the beta still being tested?
#4430 [21:14] <Lord_Ralex> ryryzoom, your video card is considered legacy
#4431 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> ryryzoom - Go with Lord's link
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#4433 [21:15] <Lord_Ralex> ryryzoom, the one I linked is the last one AMD released for that card, they should be fine
#4434 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> sonic_da - You'll need to download an IRC client.
#4435 [21:15] <sonic_da> ok
#4436 [21:15] <sonic_da> thanks
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#4438 [21:19] <sonic_da> ...
#4439 [21:19] <sonic_da> Nobody is at #minecraftforge
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#4441 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> There's over 200 people at that irc channel
#4442 [21:20] <webrosc> ^^ uh huh
#4443 [21:21] <webrosc> you sure your typing it right?
#4444 [21:25] <sonic_da> yes
#4445 [21:26] <ryryzoom> you guys rock, thanks for the help. that fixed it.
#4446 [21:27] * Elystus is now known as Lard_Rolex
#4447 [21:28] * Lard_Rolex is now known as Elystus
#4448 [21:28] <sonic_da> do you think you guys could help with my problem?
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#4450 [21:29] <epicslayer660> how do I get minecraft working so i can play on my labtop
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#4452 [21:29] <sonic_da> Your PC may not have the right specs, what is the problem?
#4453 [21:30] <epicslayer660> i dont know hwo to get it working
#4454 [21:30] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, well, how does it not work
#4455 [21:30] <epicslayer660> it wont let me play
#4456 [21:31] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, and why is that? what happens when you try to play
#4457 [21:31] <dtech101> Minecraft sessions are down.
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#4459 [21:31] <dtech101> That is why you cannot play.
#4460 [21:31] <epicslayer660> why??????????
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#4462 [21:31] <Lord_Ralex> dtech101, not correct, there are many reasons why you cannot play
#4463 [21:31] <Lord_Ralex> dtech101, and it would not stop you from playing
#4464 [21:31] <dtech101> Oh, well, sorry. That maybe one.
#4465 [21:32] <epicslayer660> why cant i just play
#4466 [21:32] <Lord_Ralex> dtech101, it would only stop you from logging into a server
#4467 [21:32] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, and why is that? what happens when you try to play
#4468 [21:32] <dtech101> Ik, taht is the problem I am having also.
#4469 [21:32] <epicslayer660> it goes to this website for help
#4470 [21:32] <Lord_Ralex> dtech101, then all you can do is wait for them to go up
#4471 [21:32] <dtech101> I know.
#4472 [21:32] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, and the website says?
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#4475 [21:33] <epicslayer660> it says to ask well you guys for help
#4476 [21:33] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, it would say to give us information so we can help
#4477 [21:34] <epicslayer660> yeah but i dont know what all of this means ......................I just want to play
#4478 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> epicslayer660 - Unfortunately, we don't know where to start. It's like taking your car to your mechanic and telling them that you have a problem with your car, without explaining specifics.
#4479 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> What exactly is the problem? Do you get an error message or report? Does it crash
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#4481 [21:36] <epicslayer660> well maybe i'll come back tomorrow with my cousin to help he knows a lot about minecraft
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#4483 [21:37] <tmes2000> i keep getting session server errors but mojangs saying there up?
#4484 [21:37] <hugkid6> Quicckie: Error on connecting to server, crashes client instantly
#4485 [21:37] <hugkid6> Client> AL lib: (EE) MMDevApiProc: WaitForSingleObjectEx error: 0x102
#4486 [21:37] <tmes2000> no not instally
#4487 [21:37] <epicslayer660> it keeps on crashing
#4488 [21:37] <tmes2000> and not crash
#4489 [21:37] <tmes2000> it doesnt repsond
#4490 [21:37] <Epic> Mine too
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#4492 [21:37] <IMCBEAN> hi
#4493 [21:38] <Lord_Ralex> hugkid6, are you using mods
#4494 [21:38] <hugkid6> Pretty much I get a logging in screen, then a not respondin, then a crash with that error displayed twice
#4495 [21:38] <hugkid6> Lord_Ralex: Vanilla 1.6.4
#4496 [21:38] <tmes2000> r the session server done?
#4497 [21:38] <hugkid6> so, no
#4498 [21:38] <IMCBEAN> is minecraft down?
#4499 [21:38] <tmes2000> *dow
#4500 [21:38] <Lord_Ralex> ??> hugkid6 devconsole
#4501 [21:38] <VoxelHead> hugkid6: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4502 [21:38] <IMCBEAN> is minecraft fixed?
#4503 [21:38] <VoxelHead> hugkid6: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#4504 [21:38] <IMCBEAN> umm
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#4506 [21:38] <epicslayer660> Why does it keep on crashing?????
#4507 [21:38] <IMCBEAN> '
#4508 [21:39] <hugkid6> http://pastebin.com/5tdpVSnV
#4509 [21:39] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, we cannot tell unless you tell us information
#4510 [21:39] <IMCBEAN> what up with mine craft?
#4511 [21:39] <NathanSWright> Sessions down again?
#4512 [21:39] <hugkid6> Lord_Ralex: ^^
#4513 [21:39] <hugkid6> Normally I could self diagnose, but this one is a new one
#4514 [21:39] <Lord_Ralex> hugkid6, is it just that one server or others as well?
#4515 [21:40] <hugkid6> others as well
#4516 [21:40] <Epic> Hi, Once I try to join servers I keep on getting this crash http://pastie.org/8400380
#4517 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Session server's down again
#4518 [21:40] <Lord_Ralex> ??> Epic mods
#4519 [21:40] <VoxelHead> Epic: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#4520 [21:40] <VoxelHead> Epic: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#4521 [21:40] <epicslayer660> ok so i click play it goes on java and then on the internet and then to this website to ask for help thats all it does
#4522 [21:40] <tmes2000> when i try to join server my minecraft stops responding
#4523 [21:41] <hugkid6> Lord_Ralex: We have the same exit code
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#4526 [21:41] <Lord_Ralex> hugkid6, going to guess the session servers being down are probably causing client issues
#4527 [21:41] <hugkid6> Lord_Ralex: My guess too, was looking to confirm, thanks anyway :)
#4528 [21:41] <Serverz> I cannot connect to any servers
#4529 [21:41] <Lord_Ralex> hugkid6, once they are more stable, if the error persists, come back and we can look into it more
#4530 [21:41] <hugkid6> Of course
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#4532 [21:41] <IMCBEAN> what happend to mine craft?
#4533 [21:41] <epicslayer660> what do i do?????
#4534 [21:42] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, we need to know what page it takes you to at least
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#4536 [21:43] <epicslayer660> it takes me to minecraft.net
#4537 [21:43] <epicslayer660> and then tells me to go on this website
#4538 [21:43] <IMCBEAN> when will they fix it?
#4539 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> IMCBEAN - When they are able to
#4540 [21:44] <IMCBEAN> umm
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#4542 [21:44] <IMCBEAN> arent they able to now?
#4543 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Only if you expect them to work 24/7
#4544 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> (psst, they don't)
#4545 [21:44] <IMCBEAN> ya i do actualy
#4546 [21:44] <webrosc> its 3:45am in sweden ;)
#4547 [21:45] <Extreme> -805306369 is out of memory
#4548 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> its 6:45 in US
#4549 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> That's nice, Mojang is based in Sweden
#4550 [21:45] <Extreme> Epic, ^
#4551 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> are servers working now?
#4552 [21:45] <webrosc> contary to popular belief programmers do need some sleep
#4553 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> ?
#4554 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> ?
#4555 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> ?
#4556 [21:45] <IMCBEAN> ?
#4557 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> !k IMCBEAN
#4558 [21:46] * GreyBot kicked IMCBEAN from #minecrafthelp (Reason: MCBEAN :<Kicks:1020>)
#4559 [21:46] <Extreme> !kick IMCBEAN
#4560 [21:46] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4560 [21:47] <hugkid6> Extreme: Thanks for the info
#4561 [21:47] <hugkid6> Extreme: when the heck were you voiced? :D :D :D
#4562 [21:47] <Epic> Ectreme
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#4564 [21:47] <Epic> Keeps on heppening
#4565 [21:47] <CoolGuy> hey
#4566 [21:47] <Epic> >.<
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#4568 [21:47] <Extreme> Epic, then stop using mods
#4569 [21:47] <Lord_Ralex> Epic, wait for the session servers to be up, then try at least
#4570 [21:47] <CoolGuy> I keep getting the error INTERNAL EXCEPTION: JAVA.NET.SOCKETTIMEOUTEXCEPTION: READ TIMED OUT after a few minutes into my game and it logs everyone on my server off, any fixes?
#4571 [21:48] <Epic> Lord_Ralex: It was doing this before D:
#4572 [21:48] <Lord_Ralex> Epic, then remove the mods
#4573 [21:48] <Epic> Still does it
#4574 [21:48] <CoolGuy> I keep getting the error INTERNAL EXCEPTION: JAVA.NET.SOCKETTIMEOUTEXCEPTION: READ TIMED OUT after a few minutes into my game and it logs everyone on my server off, any fixes?
#4575 [21:48] <Lord_Ralex> Epic, give us a devconsole report without the mods
#4576 [21:48] <Epic> Okay
#4577 [21:49] <CoolGuy> I keep getting the error INTERNAL EXCEPTION: JAVA.NET.SOCKETTIMEOUTEXCEPTION: READ TIMED OUT after a few minutes into my game and it logs everyone on my server off, any fixes?
#4578 [21:49] <CoolGuy> plz
#4579 [21:50] <Epic> Now it works -.-
#4580 [21:50] <CoolGuy> guys
#4581 [21:50] <CoolGuy> I keep getting the error INTERNAL EXCEPTION: JAVA.NET.SOCKETTIMEOUTEXCEPTION: READ TIMED OUT after a few minutes into my game and it logs everyone on my server off, any fixes?
#4582 [21:50] <Lord_Ralex> ??> CoolGuy scold/repeat
#4583 [21:50] <VoxelHead> CoolGuy: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#4584 [21:50] <VoxelHead> CoolGuy: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and is almost certain you get you kicked for spamming.
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#4586 [21:51] <CoolGuy> ok jeez
#4587 [21:51] <CoolGuy> can someone help me
#4588 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Could be anything from a bad connection from either end, to software that filters the traffic between the client and server, to mods, to sunspots affecting communications.
#4589 [21:53] <CoolGuy> Ok here is some info, I have no mods, I have ran my server fine previously, and it isnt just me everyone logs out
#4590 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> All "Read timed out" means, is there's a communications issue somewhere between you and the server.
#4591 [21:53] <CoolGuy> how do I fix it
#4592 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> Determine the problem and fix it
#4593 [21:53] <epicslayer660> help me Lord_Ralex
#4594 [21:53] <CoolGuy> idk the problem though
#4595 [21:53] <CoolGuy> it worked fine int he past
#4596 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> I've told you some of the likely candidates.
#4597 [21:53] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, it would not just tell you to "go to this website"
#4598 [21:53] <CoolGuy> idk what they mean
#4599 [21:53] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, it would also not just take you to minecraft.net
#4600 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - What security software do you use?
#4601 [21:54] <CoolGuy> Kaspersky
#4602 [21:54] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, what exactly does it take you to
#4603 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Do you host the server yourself?
#4604 [21:54] <CoolGuy> Yes
#4605 [21:54] <CoolGuy> It was fine yesterday, the day before that
#4606 [21:54] <CoolGuy> this just started happening
#4607 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Is Kaspersky running on the server?
#4608 [21:54] <CoolGuy> no
#4609 [21:54] <epicslayer660> yeah i click on go and it takes me here 4 help
#4610 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Where is the server located?
#4611 [21:54] <CoolGuy> Canada
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#4613 [21:54] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, it will take you to a page, link that page here at least
#4614 [21:55] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, otherwise we cannot help at all
#4615 [21:55] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Have you tried reinstalling the server software, starting from scratch, just to see if there's no corrupt file or data that may be mucking up the authentication process?
#4616 [21:55] <epicslayer660> i have no idea how my computer sucks
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#4618 [21:55] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, then get someone who knows how to use computers to at least to chat here
#4619 [21:56] <CoolGuy> Grey it was working fine earlier, nothing has changed :s I really don't want to start from scratch as I spent hours upon hours getting everything working...
#4620 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - I only suggest it as a test, if that works, then you can start narrowing things down
#4621 [21:57] <CoolGuy> Could there be anything else I could try
#4622 [21:57] <epicslayer660> my cousin is coming over tomorrow
#4623 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - If that works, it could be an issue with the world, corrupt chunks could cause this, corrupt player profiles can cause this.
#4624 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - There's no magic, "Fix all" button in troubleshooting.
#4625 [21:58] <Extreme> ??> epicslayer660 hopper/dxdiag
#4626 [21:58] <VoxelHead> epicslayer660: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#4627 [21:58] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, then wait for him to come
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#4629 [21:58] <CoolGuy> would restarting the server and my internet help?
#4630 [21:58] <Extreme> epicslayer660, have you seen that?
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#4632 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> CoolGuy - Sure.
#4633 [21:58] <CoolGuy> ok
#4634 [21:58] <CoolGuy> brb
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#4638 [21:58] <epicslayer660> i already tried that and nothing works
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#4640 [21:58] <epicslayer660> at all
#4641 [21:59] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, you did not try that
#4642 [21:59] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, because if you did
#4643 [21:59] <buster> guys i need help my minecraft wont log me in it says it is wrong and it is not just for me my mate too
#4644 [21:59] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, you would have a link to give us
#4645 [21:59] <buster> guys i need help my minecraft wont log me in it says it is wrong and it is not just for me my mate too
#4646 [21:59] <Lord_Ralex> epicslayer660, as you have not given us a link, then you did not try it
#4647 [21:59] <cjr76> hello i got a question? how do i change the server properties file back to what it was before i edited?
#4648 [21:59] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, you can't, you can either fully reset it, or just try to remember
#4649 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> cjr76 - Delete the server.properties file. The server will recreate it upon next launch
#4650 [21:59] <buster> guys i need help my minecraft wont log me in it says it is wrong and it is not just for me my mate too<--------------------------- help me
#4651 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> buster - Not if you keep repeating it. There are other people here before you
#4652 [22:00] <cjr76> yeah it keeps putting it in notepad and i dont want it in notepad lol like it to go back to what the MC server listed it as unknown extension file but idk how to change it back
#4653 [22:00] <buster> is someone ging to help or not
#4654 [22:01] <buster> is someone ging to help or not<=-----------------------
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#4656 [22:01] <cjr76> ( mind you the "can't keep it up did the server time change" is starting to bug me
#4657 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> cjr76 - Means the server can't keep up.
#4658 [22:01] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, right click the file, select "Open With", then you can change the program it opens with there
#4659 [22:01] <cjr76> its got the ram about 3gb of ram
#4660 [22:02] <buster> guys i need help my minecraft wont log me in it says it is wrong and it is not just for me my mate too<--------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------help me
#4661 [22:02] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, ram will rarely stop that error
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#4663 [22:02] <cjr76> yeah it doesnt list the unknown extension lol
#4664 [22:02] * Lord_Ralex kicked buster from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uster :Not if you spam)
#4665 [22:02] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, it needs to open with something. Notepad++ is generally good for that file
#4666 [22:02] <cjr76> i can edit it but i cant put it back to what it was before i edited
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#4669 [22:03] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, because it has to open with something. The point of that prompt is to let you change what opens it
#4670 [22:03] <awsomecam> fukkkk i need help
#4671 [22:03] <cjr76> it listed it as unknown extension and looked like the server log file does
#4672 [22:03] <Lord_Ralex> cjr76, you have to let it open with something. It tells you that since it does not know
#4673 [22:03] <Extreme> ??> awsomecam ask
#4674 [22:03] <VoxelHead> awsomecam: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4675 [22:03] <VoxelHead> awsomecam: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#4677 [22:04] <awsomecam> extreme i need help with my minecraft logging in i have an acount but it wont let me log in
#4678 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - What does it say?
#4679 [22:05] * pico [pico@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 206 seconds)
#4680 [22:05] <awsomecam> oh sorry username or password is incorrect
#4681 [22:05] * Steve[cug] [Steve[cug]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4682 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Are you able to log into the website at https://account.mojang.com/me ?
#4683 [22:05] <awsomecam> i will try 1 sec
#4684 [22:05] <awsomecam> yer i got on
#4685 [22:06] <awsomecam> im on now
#4686 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Are you using the same login that you just used on the website, on the launcher?
#4687 [22:06] * HopperGuest74815 [HopperGuest74815@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4688 [22:06] <awsomecam> yer i will try hold on
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#4690 [22:07] <awsomecam> this is what it said: Error! You need to use your e-mail address to login to your Mojang Account. If you haven't done so already, you first need to migrate your Minecraft Account.
#4691 [22:07] * HopperGuest78973 [HopperGuest78973@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4692 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Then you'll need to use your email address as your username
#4693 [22:08] <awsomecam> ok
#4694 [22:08] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest74815 hopper/dxdiag
#4695 [22:08] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest74815: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#4696 [22:08] <awsomecam> now it said
#4697 [22:08] <awsomecam> Error! Unknown e-mail address or password.
#4698 [22:09] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest78973 hopper/dxdiag
#4699 [22:09] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest78973: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#4700 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Was that the same email address and password you used to log into https://account.mojang.com/login ?
#4701 [22:09] <HopperGuest78973> necesitoactualizar mis controladores para la nueva version de mineraft pero nose cual sea aqui dejo este link/ https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8ebe12a95ddcca194222
#4702 [22:09] <awsomecam> yer
#4703 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Look at https://account.mojang.com/me -- Is Minecraft listed under "My Games", along with your minecraft profile name and date of purchase?
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#4705 [22:10] <awsomecam> im looking now
#4706 [22:11] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest78973 lang/en
#4707 [22:11] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest78973: We only speak English here. However, you may, if you wish, try using a translator, such as http://translate.google.com/
#4708 [22:11] <HopperGuest74815> Hello my problem is that whenever I open up Minecraft and I click play it crashes and it redirects me to a page to install the latest drivers for my system and it says it successfully updated the drivers but whenever I open up Minecraft again it tells me the same thing. Sorry for the run on sentence...
#4709 [22:12] <awsomecam> this is what is says when i log in in minecraft:Oops, unknown username or password. If you are logging in with a Mojang account make sure to use your e-mail address as username.
#4710 [22:12] <Extreme> ??> HopperGuest74815 hopper/dxdiag
#4711 [22:12] <VoxelHead> HopperGuest74815: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#4712 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Look at https://account.mojang.com/me -- Is Minecraft listed under "My Games", along with your minecraft profile name and date of purchase?
#4713 [22:12] <HopperGuest74815> I already did
#4714 [22:12] <awsomecam> no
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#4716 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Then minecraft was never purchased successfully on that particular account
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#4719 [22:13] <weas65> it wont let me download minecraft
#4720 [22:13] <HopperGuest78973> I need to update my drivers for the new version but nose mineraft which is here I leave this link / https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8ebe12a95ddcca194222
#4721 [22:13] <awsomecam> i was i have been playing for 3 years
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#4723 [22:14] <Extreme> HopperGuest78973, one moment
#4724 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Why won't it?
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#4726 [22:14] <awsomecam> on the same account
#4727 [22:14] <Extreme> HopperGuest78973, your computer is far too old
#4728 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Not if minecraft isn't listed under "My Games" under that account. You may have another Mojang account you've forgotten about
#4729 [22:14] <weas65> it wont let me download java
#4730 [22:14] <HopperGuest78973> Hola mi problema es que cada vez que abro Minecraft y hago clic en juego que se bloquea y me redirige a una página para instalar los últimos controladores para mi sistema y que dice que ha actualizado correctamente los drivers, pero cada vez que abro Minecraft vez más, me dice que la lo mismo. Lo siento por la corrida de oración
#4731 [22:14] <Extreme> HopperGuest78973, it is at the bare minumum to run windows 8, even
#4732 [22:14] <weas65> thats the only thing i need to to download it
#4733 [22:15] <awsomecam> minecraft is listed under games and it takes me to there page
#4734 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Wrong thing
#4735 [22:15] <awsomecam> so were do i go when u send me that link
#4736 [22:15] <wegotthis11> plz help i just horse update and now cant log in. It gives me a unkown user name or password error.
#4737 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - When you log into your account page at http://account.mojang.com/me -- you should see something like: http://i.imgur.com/afqZugV.png
#4738 [22:16] <weas65> do i have to download java?
#4739 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - That is my profile page, notice Minecraft is listed under my "My Games" heading
#4740 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Yes. Minecraft runs off of java.
#4741 [22:16] <awsomecam> i will look
#4742 [22:16] <weas65> do you know why it wont work?
#4743 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - What exactly does it say when you try to download or install java
#4744 [22:17] <HopperGuest74815> So what you're trying to tell me is that I cant pay Minecraft?!
#4745 [22:17] <awsomecam> ok the 22 second of september 2010 i got it
#4746 [22:17] <HopperGuest78973> minumun??
#4747 [22:17] <HopperGuest78973> minumum?
#4748 [22:17] <weas65> i press to download but it sends me to this page This page can't be displayed
#4749 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - That's when I got minecraft. When does yours say?
#4750 [22:18] <awsomecam> ok the 22 second of september 2010 i got it
#4751 [22:18] <awsomecam> r u on mac
#4752 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - No.
#4753 [22:18] <Extreme> HopperGuest74815, i was not talking to you
#4754 [22:18] <awsomecam> well it is mine then
#4755 [22:18] <awsomecam> cos it says mac osx
#4756 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Try downloading java from: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
#4757 [22:19] <Extreme> HopperGuest74815, I would reccommend you to change your nick also, use /nick newname
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#4759 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - That's great. What is your minecraft profile name, and date of purchase as seen from your profile page?
#4760 [22:19] <awsomecam> ok the 22 second of september 2010 and my name is awsomecam
#4761 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Have you migrated your account since then?
#4762 [22:21] <weas65> then where do i go to greyvulpine?
#4763 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - That all depends, what operating system do you run?
#4764 [22:21] <weas65> like pc or mac?
#4765 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Sure.
#4766 [22:22] <weas65> i have a pc
#4767 [22:22] <awsomecam> grayvulpine now what
#4768 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Running windows?
#4769 [22:22] <weas65> the name of it is gateaway
#4770 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> So, windows then
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#4772 [22:22] <weas65> yeah
#4773 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Do you know what version of windows?
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#4775 [22:23] <weas65> version 8
#4776 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> So, windows 8?
#4777 [22:23] <weas65> yeah
#4778 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Hit your windows+pause key. What is the full name of the operating system? What is the system type? 32 or 64 bit?
#4779 [22:25] <weas65> what do i press again?
#4780 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> The key between your ctrl and alt keys is your Windows key, yes? The pause key is along the top of your keyboard, towards the right side.
#4781 [22:26] <awsomecam> GreyVulpine you were helping me with my minecraft and i gave you dates to when i got minecraft what do i do now
#4782 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - I asked if you had migrated your minecraft account since then, awaiting your reply.
#4783 [22:26] <awsomecam> no what is that
#4784 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> If you had purchased minecraft back in 2010, you would know.
#4785 [22:27] <weas65> alright i press the windows then i put p?
#4786 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - No, your windows and your "pause" key.
#4787 [22:28] <weas65> oh ok let me see
#4788 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Which leads to me to believe that you merely look at my purchase date and used that instead.
#4789 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - So, when did you buy minecraft, really?
#4790 [22:29] <weas65> it says 64
#4791 [22:30] <awsomecam> i bought it 3 years ago but i didnt use it very often
#4792 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Then, with that information, you'll need 64 bit java. Go to http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html -- Look for the line that says Windows x64. Download the link that has .exe in the end.
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#4796 [22:34] <awsomecam> grayvulpine do u have skype or a phone i could call u on it will be much easyer
#4797 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
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#4799 [22:36] <weas65> grey if im log in to a other computer can i log in a other computer or do i have sign out from the other one?
#4800 [22:36] <awsomecam> dam when im on the mogang web where do i go to fined my games there is a thing that says game i clicked on that and went mincraft and it takes me to minecraft.net
#4801 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - The only limitation I'm aware of, is that you cannot have two accounts playing on multiplayer at the same time.
#4802 [22:37] <awsomecam> grayvulpine when im on the mogang web where do i go to fined my games there is a thing that says game i clicked on that and went mincraft and it takes me to minecraft.net
#4803 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - https://account.mojang.com/me
#4804 [22:38] <weas65> its not. its just only one account but i wont let me log in
#4805 [22:38] <awsomecam> yep now where
#4806 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - The first page should list "My Games"
#4807 [22:39] <awsomecam> it doesnt
#4808 [22:39] <awsomecam> is it becouse im not loggin
#4809 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> awsomecam - Probably
#4810 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> weas65 - Won't let you log in? What does it say?
#4811 [22:40] <weas65> grey never mind it let me in
#4812 [22:40] <weas65> thanks man!
#4813 [22:41] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4813 [22:41] <weas65> ima ge be a low life now haha see ya
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#4818 [22:42] <awsomecam> grayvupine
#4819 [22:43] <awsomecam> greyvupine
#4820 [22:43] <awsomecam> greyvupine r u there i lost u and lagged out
#4821 [22:43] <kanton77> well i brought minecraft about a hour ago and it says i havent brought it..
#4822 [22:43] <kanton77> do you think you can help me?
#4823 [22:45] <awsomecam> kanton77 it has happend to me but i think it is the mojang system
#4824 [22:45] <kanton77> would i have to buy it again?
#4825 [22:46] <HopperGuest78973> but I have windows 8 and always and out that I have to update drivers n works
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#4827 [22:47] <kanton77> yea i have windows 8 to.
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#4829 [22:49] <kanton77> ChanServ is there anything i can do?
#4830 [22:49] <kanton77> ChanServ is there anything i can do?
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#4833 [22:58] <HopperGuest78973> decirme que puedo hacer
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#4866 [23:57] <newname> So what do I do?!
#4867 [23:57] <Extreme> newname: good name, but what is your issue?
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#4870 [23:58] <newname> my problem is that whenever I open up Minecraft and I click play it crashes and it redirects me to a page to install the latest drivers for my system and it says it successfully updated the drivers but whenever I open up Minecraft again it tells me the same thing. Sorry for the run on sentence...
#4871 [23:58] <Extreme> ??> newname hopper/dxdiag
#4872 [23:58] <VoxelHead> newname: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#4874 [23:59] <newname> That's what I did to get here...