#1 [00:00] <rjz888> sorry, wich program?
#2 [00:00] <Andrio> The one VoxelHead linked.
#3 [00:01] <rjz888> i left the conservation
#4 [00:01] <rjz888> can he sends it again?
#5 [00:02] <Andrio> It did.
#6 [00:02] <rjz888> oh ok thanks
#7 [00:05] <rjz888> ok heres the link: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/87ec421a569fe0f82cd3
#8 [00:07] <rjz888> ok heres the link VoxelHead: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/87ec421a569fe0f82cd3
#9 [00:08] <Andrio> rjz888, uninstall Hamachi.
#10 [00:08] <rjz888> ok
#11 [00:10] <rjz888> i did what next?
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#13 [00:10] <Andrio> Restart the computer and try again.
#14 [00:10] <Andrio> Try Minecraft again*
#15 [00:10] <rjz888> ok thanks brb.
#16 [00:10] <rjz888> try minecraft or restart?
#17 [00:11] <Andrio> Restart the computer and then try Minecraft again.
#18 [00:11] <rjz888> ok
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#23 [00:19] <elitetsrider> i changed my allocated RAM to 3072M and minecraft crashed before it started up
#24 [00:19] <Andrio> elitetsrider, are you running a 32- or 64-bit java installation?
#25 [00:19] <elitetsrider> 64
#26 [00:20] <Extreme> elitetsrider: You either don't have sufficient memory on your system, or the JVM is running x86.
#27 [00:20] <elitetsrider> i have a crash report
#28 [00:20] <Extreme> elitetsrider: And what did Minecraft tell you?
#29 [00:20] <elitetsrider> [20:12:21 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.9 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [20:12:21 INFO]: Refreshing local version list... [20:12:21 INFO]: Current time is Jan 28, 2014 8:12:21 PM [20:12:21 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 8' [20:12:21 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.2' [20:12:21 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'x86' [20:12:21 INFO]: System.getProperty('java.versio
#30 [00:20] <Lord_Ralex> elitetsrider, you are not running 64 bit Java
#31 [00:21] <elitetsrider> ok
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#33 [00:22] <rjz888> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/626d4c4001ab6a3e8dbe help thats the link
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#35 [00:22] <rjz888> of minecraft
#36 [00:25] <rjz888> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/626d4c4001ab6a3e8dbe help thats the link when i press on Play it finishes but in 9 seconds it goes back to the beggining.
#37 [00:26] <Extreme> ??> rjz888 error/cantconnect/dns
#38 [00:26] <VoxelHead> rjz888: If you can't log into Minecraft, your DNS server (usually provided by your ISP) may not have the correct information about Mojang's servers. We recommend switching to Google Public DNS to resolve this issue.
#39 [00:26] <VoxelHead> rjz888: Steps here: https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
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#41 [00:28] <rjz888> i cant control the router or ... im not the owner or i cant change this is there anything else that i can fix on minecraft?
#42 [00:29] <xales> rjz888: Read the instructions. You do it on your computer, not the router.
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#45 [00:31] <Guest5291> java.lang.IllegalStateException: failed to create a child event loop getting this error trying to start new world
#46 [00:31] <rjz888> sorry xales but i cant. is there anyway else to fix that?
#47 [00:31] <xales> rjz888: You "can't"?
#48 [00:31] <xales> ??> Guest5291 win/hjt
#49 [00:31] <VoxelHead> Guest5291: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#50 [00:31] <VoxelHead> Guest5291: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#51 [00:32] <rjz888> xales yes i cant
#52 [00:32] <rjz888> but other people says from the anti virus
#53 [00:33] <xales> rjz888: And why can't you?
#54 [00:33] <rjz888> i dont know
#55 [00:33] <xales> rjz888: Oh?
#56 [00:33] <xales> rjz888: Did you actually try?
#57 [00:33] <rjz888> nope
#58 [00:34] <Guest5291> what do you want me to do with the text file?
#59 [00:34] <rjz888> xales please find another way
#60 [00:35] <xales> rjz888: There is no other way.
#61 [00:35] <Lord_Ralex> rjz888, there is no other way.
#62 [00:35] <xales> rjz888: Follow the instructions or, if you have no intention of doing so, get out.
#63 [00:36] <rjz888> ok i will do it but wheres the instructions?
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#66 [00:37] <cestislife> rjz888: https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
#67 [00:37] <Guest5291> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/0022d91dc9c635189ea9
#68 [00:38] <rjz888> ok just one more question. does it change the ip?
#69 [00:40] <cestislife> No.
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#71 [00:44] <rjz888> where do i put the ipv6?
#72 [00:44] <Guest5291> can anyone help? with my java.lang.IllegalStateException: failed to create a child event loop problem
#73 [00:45] <rjz888> xales where do i put the ipv6 ?
#74 [00:45] <xales> rjz888: Follow the instructions.
#75 [00:45] <rjz888> i am.
#76 [00:45] <xales> Guest5291: Uninstall AVG; it's breaking one of Minecraft's internal functions (it is a known problem with AVG).
#77 [00:45] <Guest5291> ok ill try thank you
#78 [00:46] <Andrio> (and it breaks a lot of other things too.)
#79 [00:47] <Guest5291> can you advise a dif virus program?
#80 [00:47] <rjz888> Avast? i think
#81 [00:47] <rjz888> i use avast but still problems
#82 [00:48] <Guest5291> I had problems with avast already
#83 [00:48] <rjz888> you are?
#84 [00:49] <rjz888> i had 2 anti viruses they were Norton and Avast (now) avast only
#85 [00:49] <rjz888> i removed Norton
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#87 [00:52] <rjz888> xales when i put the ipv6 4860 it says it long and i have to put from 0 to 255
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#89 [00:52] <xales> rjz888: That's because you aren't following the instructions.
#90 [00:52] <xales> rjz888: You don't have IPv6, so you don't use it.
#91 [00:53] <xales> rjz888: COMPLETELY IGNORE IPv6
#92 [00:54] <rjz888> there is Preffered DNS server and Alternate.
#93 [00:54] <rjz888> and he says put the numbers there.
#94 [00:57] <xales> rjz888: Yes, you put the numbers for IPv4 there.
#95 [00:59] <rjz888> how do i restart the connection ?
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#101 [01:02] <Bugboy1028> so quiet, did someone scared away all of the customers?
#102 [01:02] <rjz888> xales thank you !!! omg. finally !!!! sorry if i annoyed you.
#103 [01:03] <Bugboy1028> rjz888: anything else?
#104 [01:03] <rjz888> no thank you so much all
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#108 [01:33] <rjz888> help when i dp New Profile then i click on enable snapshots, when i check the box the snapshots doesnt show up
#109 [01:35] <xales> rjz888: Snapshots are not supported. If you can't get them to work, then you shouldn't use them.
#110 [01:35] <rjz888> ok thanks
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#132 [02:31] <mofeed> i want to fix the problem
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#136 [02:38] <Zekas> Hello. I have a very interesting issue where minecraft crashes upon creating or loading a world. No mods installed, I've tried reinstalling, I am at a loss for what to do next.
#137 [02:38] * Rain[YOMAMA] [Rain[YOMAMA]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#138 [02:39] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Anyone?
#139 [02:39] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Here
#140 [02:39] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Plz?
#141 [02:39] <Rain[YOMAMA]> D;
#142 [02:40] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain[YOMAMA] ask
#143 [02:40] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#144 [02:40] <Rain[YOMAMA]> I Have Problem In Minecraft Launcher It Dosent Load Profiles And That Does Mean I Cant Play The Game My IGN is : XRainbowerX
#145 [02:40] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#147 [02:40] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Umm and that Yomama thing is just random xD
#148 [02:41] <Rain[YOMAMA]> I Have Problem In Minecraft Launcher It Dosent Load Profiles And That Does Mean I Cant Play The Game My IGN is : XRainbowerX
#149 [02:41] <GrygrFlzr> You do not need to repeat yourself.
#150 [02:41] <GrygrFlzr> What do you mean 'it doesn't load profiles'
#151 [02:42] <Rain[YOMAMA]> It Dosent Load Those Its just just says Loading Profiles......
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#153 [02:42] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Ive Been Having These Problems After We Got my Internet Work :)
#154 [02:42] <Rain[YOMAMA]> And I Cant Play D;
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#156 [02:43] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain[YOMAMA] win/reinst
#157 [02:43] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#158 [02:43] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#159 [02:43] <GrygrFlzr> You may also want to redownload the launcher
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#161 [02:44] <Rain[YOMAMA]> No No NOOO I CANT DO IT It Just Says
#162 [02:44] <Rain[YOMAMA]> umm
#163 [02:44] <Rain[YOMAMA]> something
#164 [02:44] <Rain[YOMAMA]> like
#165 [02:44] <GrygrFlzr> ?? do/,
#166 [02:44] <VoxelHead> do/,: The Enter key is not a comma. Please don't flood the channel with many many lines of just two or three words each. Learn how to use complete sentences, and commas.
#167 [02:44] * Smanly is now known as Smanly|Away
#168 [02:45] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Cmon im just a kid played whole life :D
#169 [02:45] <GrygrFlzr> What did it say?
#170 [02:45] <Rain[YOMAMA]> It says fix the problem by (something i dont remember)
#171 [02:46] <GrygrFlzr> In Minecraft?
#172 [02:46] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Can i have a link for a fresh Folder/Files so i can change those things?
#173 [02:46] <GrygrFlzr> Explain in detail, we do not have access to your computer.
#174 [02:46] <Rain[YOMAMA]> umm
#175 [02:46] <Rain[YOMAMA]> wanna see my dev console? or something
#176 [02:46] <GrygrFlzr> To your previous question: No, the Minecraft launcher downloads those files for you.
#177 [02:47] <Rain[YOMAMA]> I Know You Can Look At ma Computer Use HaCKS
#178 [02:47] <Rain[YOMAMA]> xD No no The Launcher Crashes
#179 [02:47] <GrygrFlzr> ...
#180 [02:48] <Rain[YOMAMA]> And BTW Win8
#181 [02:48] <GrygrFlzr> Nope, you're on Windows 7.
#182 [02:48] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Nope Im at Win8
#183 [02:49] <GrygrFlzr> Then your system is very broken.
#184 [02:49] <Rain[YOMAMA]> It Says Im Win7 on other games but not on mc
#185 [02:49] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Whaat This is not old comp
#186 [02:49] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Read
#187 [02:49] <Rain[YOMAMA]> [09:42:01 INFO]: Refreshing local version list... [09:42:01 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.9 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [09:42:01 INFO]: Current time is Jan 31, 2014 9:42:01 AM [09:42:01 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 8' [09:42:01 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.2' [09:42:01 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'amd64' [09:42:01 INFO]: System.getProperty('java.version') == '1.7.0
#188 [02:50] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain[YOMAMA] gist
#189 [02:50] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#190 [02:50] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Read That it says win8
#191 [02:50] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Its Dev console
#192 [02:51] <Rain[YOMAMA]> System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 8'
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#194 [02:52] <GrygrFlzr> You have not done what VoxelHead told you to do.
#195 [02:52] <Rain[YOMAMA]> What?
#196 [02:52] <Rain[YOMAMA]> I Think i missed it
#197 [02:53] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain[YOMAMA] gist
#198 [02:53] <VoxelHead> Rain[YOMAMA]: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#199 [02:53] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Ok? going to learn that xD
#200 [02:54] <Rain[YOMAMA]> But i dont get it what i paste
#201 [02:54] <GrygrFlzr> Your devconsole.
#202 [02:54] <Rain[YOMAMA]> i did it on IRL channel sorry :P
#203 [02:54] <Rain[YOMAMA]> IRC* Or This Thing Webchat
#204 [02:55] <Zekas> Mind if I repeat my question since it seems to have been drowned?
#205 [02:55] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Umm do i paste it to this Channel
#206 [02:55] <Rain[YOMAMA]> the link
#207 [02:55] <GrygrFlzr> Rain[YOMAMA]: Yes
#208 [02:55] <Rain[YOMAMA]> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9041d5065f4d565a9012
#209 [02:55] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Zekas devconsole
#210 [02:55] <VoxelHead> Zekas: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#211 [02:55] <VoxelHead> Zekas: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#212 [02:56] <Rain[YOMAMA]> How Do i change ma nick? :P
#213 [02:57] <GrygrFlzr> Rain[YOMAMA]: /nick something
#214 [02:57] <Zekas> VoxelHead: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/83928d004db89e5aa9a2
#215 [02:57] <Zekas> This is what you meant?
#216 [02:57] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Lel
#217 [02:57] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: Please crash it deliberately before copying the devconsole
#218 [02:57] <Rain[YOMAMA]> No Colors Working xD
#219 [02:57] <Zekas> Oh, right.
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#221 [02:58] <Rain[YOMAMA]> Lelelel
#222 [02:58] * Rain[YOMAMA] is now known as Rain
#223 [02:58] <Rain> What
#224 [02:58] <Rain> xD
#225 [02:58] <bud> I am having trouble with the rope (lead) when it comes to horses I have tamed... I try to connect a lead to a horse and I mount it... what am I doing wrong?
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#227 [02:59] * Rain is now known as XRainbowerX
#228 [02:59] <Zekas> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9e758e164fbd568d3adf Here you go.
#229 [02:59] <XRainbowerX> Philip
#230 [02:59] <XRainbowerX> :P
#231 [03:00] <XRainbowerX> What About mee i need help too :)
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#233 [03:01] * XRainbowerX is now known as Rain|Bower
#234 [03:01] <Rain|Bower> Nice
#235 [03:01] <Andrio> bud, what happens if you right click while sneaking?
#236 [03:01] <Rain|Bower> I Cannot Play D;
#237 [03:01] <bud> it opens the inventory menu the one where you can saddle it
#238 [03:02] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Zekas win/d3dgear
#239 [03:02] <VoxelHead> Zekas: If you are receiving exit code -1073740777, you may have D3DGear, a game recording software, installed on your computer, which crashes Minecraft. This is a problem on D3DGear's end.
#240 [03:02] <VoxelHead> Zekas: Current solutions are either uninstalling D3DGear or updating D3DGear to the latest version, which fixes the bug.
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#242 [03:02] <Zekas> I do not have that program installed.
#243 [03:02] <Zekas> I do however have evolve which has recording capabilities.
#244 [03:02] <Rain|Bower> Hmm......
#245 [03:03] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: Check your program list, as d3dgear is extra software installed by other softwar
#246 [03:03] <GrygrFlzr> *software
#247 [03:03] <Rain|Bower> (sleep)
#248 [03:03] <Rain|Bower> *wake up*
#249 [03:03] <Rain|Bower> *shut up Rain*
#250 [03:03] <Rain|Bower> *k*
#251 [03:04] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain|Bower win/reinst
#252 [03:04] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#253 [03:04] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#254 [03:04] <Zekas> I checked my programs, there is no such program installed.
#255 [03:04] <GrygrFlzr> Hm
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#257 [03:04] <Rain|Bower> Voxel
#258 [03:04] <Zekas> I think you're on to something, there may be a conflicting software somewhere.
#259 [03:04] <Rain|Bower> I Cant Redownload it
#260 [03:05] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: You may need to either reinstall java or your graphics driver.
#261 [03:05] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Zekas win/java/reinst
#262 [03:05] <VoxelHead> Zekas: You need to reinstall Java.
#263 [03:05] <VoxelHead> Zekas: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#264 [03:05] <GrygrFlzr> Rain|Bower: What do you mean?
#265 [03:05] <Rain|Bower> I Cant Install java i have Problem
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#267 [03:05] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain|Bower irc/multitasking
#268 [03:05] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#269 [03:05] <GrygrFlzr> Rain|Bower: You were told to reinstall Minecraft, not Java.
#270 [03:05] <Rain|Bower> it says It does have update but i cant download it it says errov
#271 [03:05] <Rain|Bower> I cant
#272 [03:06] <Rain|Bower> Wait a moment
#273 [03:06] <GrygrFlzr> Rain|Bower: Then explain why.
#274 [03:06] <Rain|Bower> i get he console
#275 [03:06] <Rain|Bower> Brb
#276 [03:06] <Rain|Bower> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/01cf824ab5c60e9f3427
#277 [03:07] <Rain|Bower> If i try to reinstall it says that
#278 [03:08] <Rain|Bower> Brb (4min maybe)
#279 [03:10] <bud> ya, when I sneak and attempt to attach the lead to the horse, it opens the inventory menu, when I stand and try to attach, I just mount the horse
#280 [03:11] <Rain|Bower> Im not pro but test to Sneak and try to get the Horse!
#281 [03:11] <Rain|Bower> i don know
#282 [03:11] <Rain|Bower> maybe not
#283 [03:11] <Rain|Bower> xD
#284 [03:12] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain|Bower win/java/reinst
#285 [03:12] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: You need to reinstall Java.
#286 [03:12] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#287 [03:12] <Rain|Bower> I got problem i think
#288 [03:12] <Rain|Bower> Umm Win8
#289 [03:13] <Rain|Bower> Hard :(
#290 [03:13] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Rain|Bower scold/age
#291 [03:13] <VoxelHead> Rain|Bower: If you are under the age of 18 or have no idea how computers work, please get your parent or someone else who knows computers to assist you.
#292 [03:13] <Rain|Bower> I Cant
#293 [03:13] <Rain|Bower> Im just genious kid but i have to understand the problem first
#294 [03:14] <Rain|Bower> Im used computer 10 years
#295 [03:15] <Rain|Bower> Ok im gonna Uninstall Java i get it
#296 [03:15] <Rain|Bower> :)
#297 [03:15] <Rain|Bower> Im From FInland So :P im 10
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#299 [03:19] <bud> ok, problem solved
#300 [03:19] <bud> :)
#301 [03:19] <bud> cannot attach lead to summoned skeleton horses teehee
#302 [03:20] <Rain|Bower> :D
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#305 [03:23] <Zekas> GrygrFlzr: Well I've now reinstalled 64-bit Java and minecraft now crashes without an error prompt.
#306 [03:23] <GrygrFlzr> ._.
#307 [03:23] <Rain|Bower> Installed Moment Of Truth
#308 [03:24] <Whe> Zekas: hooray, an improvement
#309 [03:24] <Rain|Bower> I Think Working :D
#310 [03:25] <Whe> i've got a lot on my plate right now, otherwise id be helping
#311 [03:25] <Whe> perhaps tomorrow
#312 [03:25] <Rain|Bower> Yahoooo Its Working! (btw snapshot xD)
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#314 [03:26] <Rain|Bower> Thank you Best <3
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#316 [03:27] <Zekas> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/7a7f81e42537b445b318 The dev console included a few interesting fatal errors though.
#317 [03:27] <GrygrFlzr> > hs_err_pid12412.log
#318 [03:27] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Zekas hopper/dxdiag
#319 [03:27] <VoxelHead> Zekas: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#320 [03:28] <GrygrFlzr> Looks like we need to get you new graphics drivers
#321 [03:29] <Zekas> GrygrFlzr: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/22b86a92bfd59a7ffdca
#322 [03:30] <Zekas> Some of it ended up being swedish, ask if you need it translated.
#323 [03:31] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: Download and install the top one: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=23102
#324 [03:31] <Zekas> I recall updating my drivers not too long ago. Oh well.
#325 [03:32] <Zekas> I guess it was a bunch of months after all.
#326 [03:33] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: Your driver was from 27 June 2013, this one is from 18 August 2013
#327 [03:34] <Zekas> I just have a bad history with drivers. When I updated my nvidia drivers it felt like it caused more problems than it solved. Was on a different computer, though.
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#329 [03:35] <GrygrFlzr> Zekas: That might be a problem from the manufacturer. Certain brands (Toshiba etc) require special drivers
#330 [03:36] <GrygrFlzr> Lenovo should not have problems
#331 [03:38] <Zekas> And now we restart. See you on the far side.
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#338 [04:03] <Zekas> GrygrFlzr: Well after reinstalling all my javas and that
#339 [04:04] <Zekas> It's finally working! :D
#340 [04:04] <GrygrFlzr> Hurrah! :D
#341 [04:04] <Zekas> Also when did they add horses? I literally haven't played since 1.0
#342 [04:04] <GrygrFlzr> 1.6
#343 [04:04] <GrygrFlzr> You'll have a lot of fun with the new stuff then :D
#344 [04:05] <Zekas> Yeah :p
#345 [04:05] <Zekas> Time to read patch notes
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#347 [04:05] <Keltinray> Why read patch notes?
#348 [04:05] <Keltinray> Explore! Discover!
#349 [04:05] <Zekas> I played since uh
#350 [04:05] <Zekas> was it 0.3 they added beds? I always kept up with patch notes.
#351 [04:05] <Zekas> But point taken.
#352 [04:07] <Zekas> My first chunk error <3 Wall out of nowhere
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#372 [05:12] <Crippa> hi! so i just got a new graphics card, and now i get an error when trying to start minecraft
#373 [05:12] <Andrio> Is it 'Pixel format not accelerated'?
#374 [05:12] <Crippa> yeah
#375 [05:13] <Andrio> ??> Crippa win/DXDiag
#376 [05:13] <VoxelHead> Crippa: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#377 [05:13] <VoxelHead> Crippa: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://gist.github.com/ and click Create Secret Gist. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it back here.
#378 [05:13] <Crippa> okay
#379 [05:13] <Crippa> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/7fba7ea7c6dd0cc7e225
#380 [05:13] <Andrio> That was quick.
#381 [05:14] <Crippa> haha yes i prepared it while reading on some forums before
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#384 [05:23] <pecks> Anyone here know redstone well?
#385 [05:24] <pecks> No? darn
#386 [05:24] <pecks> No? darn
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#388 [05:25] <Crippa> so anyone know what i could do to make fix the "pixel format not accelerated" problem?
#389 [05:27] <Andrio> Usually the solution is to update your drivers, but you seem to already have current drivers.
#390 [05:27] * bacon_away is now known as bacon_avenger
#391 [05:28] <Crippa> Do you think it would work to reinstall the drivers?
#392 [05:29] <Andrio> You could try it.
#393 [05:29] <Crippa> I'll try that then, thanks anyway!
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#395 [05:36] <cristian> bakit ayaw gumana ung minecfat ko
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#400 [05:45] <ilya2331> я не могу зайти на сервер в minecraft 1.7.2
#401 [05:46] <ilya2331> "Мне нужна помощь"
#402 [05:46] <Andrio> ??> ilya2331 lang/EN
#403 [05:46] <VoxelHead> ilya2331: We only speak English here. However, you may, if you wish, try using a translator, such as http://translate.google.com/
#404 [05:47] <ilya2331> Sorry, I can not not play on servers minecraft 1.7.2 version
#405 [05:47] <Andrio> ilya2331, why not?
#406 [05:48] <ilya2331> I understand that my poor computer graphics
#407 [05:49] <ilya2331> translation in google bad
#408 [05:49] <ilya2331> bad*
#409 [05:49] <Andrio> Yeah.
#410 [05:49] <ilya2331> who knows the Russian language
#411 [05:51] <ilya2331> weak graphics card on a laptop
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#423 [06:13] <Patty> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/3c5aa47e35c2e77921dc
#424 [06:13] <Patty> i am having problems and dont know how to fix it :(
#425 [06:15] <Patty> it is to do with fixing my graphics driver??
#426 [06:15] <Andrio> It is.
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#438 [06:44] <Bosaeed> Ddddddddddd
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#447 [06:47] <Rooney_Sun> my game crashes when i load the savegame
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#449 [06:49] <FKB> When I go into "CONTROLS", some of the functions say "BUTTON 1". For example, the function that says "PICK BLOCK" says 'BUTTON 1 (in red)" . In the past, that function should be "left click" not "BUTTON 1". How do i change it back?
#450 [06:54] <Andrio> Button 1 is the left button.
#451 [06:54] <Andrio> Also, Pick Block is by default the middle button (Button 3).
#452 [06:55] <Andrio> FKB, ↑
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#454 [07:00] <FKB> Andrio- However We are getting "Button 1" for the control functions, "Attack", "Drop", "Pick Block", "Sneak", "list Players"
#455 [07:04] <Andrio> FKB, reset it.
#456 [07:04] <FKB> how do you reset it?
#457 [07:05] <Andrio> FKB, are you on version 1.7 or newer?
#458 [07:07] <FKB> im only on 1.5.2 on my mac
#459 [07:07] <tyteen4a03> ??> FKB mac/deloptions
#460 [07:07] <Andrio> Ah.
#461 [07:07] <VoxelHead> FKB: You may need to reset your Minecraft settings to default.
#462 [07:07] <VoxelHead> FKB: To do so, run the following command in a terminal: rm -fr ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft/options.txt
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#466 [07:08] <jader> como jogar manicreft
#467 [07:08] <FKB> yikes- i have no idea how to run that command in a terminal?
#468 [07:08] <FKB> pardon my ignorance- where is the terminal to type that?
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#471 [07:16] <tyteen4a03> ??> FKB mac/terminal
#472 [07:16] <VoxelHead> FKB: You can reach the Terminal by going to Applications > Utilities > Terminal. Alternatively, search for Terminal in the Finder.
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#484 [07:38] <brucshel> the chat bar not working on multiplayer how i fix it?
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#495 [07:45] <anishp> how do i prevent lag in minecraft?
#496 [07:48] <anishp> someone help me
#497 [07:48] <bligfive> My minecraft does not go what do i do
#498 [07:48] <anishp> how do i prevent lag?
#499 [07:49] <anishp> someone help me
#500 [07:49] <anishp> how do i prevent lag?
#501 [07:49] <bligfive> it does not enter
#502 [07:49] <anishp> mine is so laggy
#503 [07:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Lower your video settings
#504 [07:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> bligfive, what does i say?
#505 [07:50] <anishp> everything in video settings?
#506 [07:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> *it
#507 [07:50] <anishp> should i lower hing in video settings?
#508 [07:50] <anishp> thing
#509 [07:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, just try it
#510 [07:51] <anishp> ok
#511 [07:51] <anishp> i did
#512 [07:51] <anishp> done?
#513 [07:52] <bligfive> where is the video settings just start playing
#514 [07:52] <anishp> it is still laggy
#515 [07:52] <Andrio> ??> bligfive IRC/multitasking
#516 [07:52] <VoxelHead> bligfive: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#517 [07:53] <anishp> what?
#518 [07:53] <anishp> how do i prevent lag?
#519 [07:53] <Galaxy_2Alex> bligfive, what is your problem?
#520 [07:53] <Andrio> anishp, try closing any other programs you have running, and/or restarting the computer.
#521 [07:54] <anishp> i just started my laptop and that doesn't work i tried it
#522 [07:54] <anishp> i just started my laptop now
#523 [07:54] <anishp> and the only program running is this
#524 [07:54] <Andrio> anishp, then you probably need a more powerful PC.
#525 [07:55] <anishp> what?
#526 [07:55] <anishp> but this is perfect in internet and other things
#527 [07:55] <anishp> it goes so fast
#528 [07:56] <anishp> it is not laggy in lobby it is only laggy in the game
#529 [07:56] <anishp> so i can't play
#530 [07:56] <Andrio> Are you using a resource pack?
#531 [07:56] <anishp> i don't think so
#532 [07:56] <bligfive> where is the video settings just start playing
#533 [07:56] <Andrio> bligfive, at what point are you stuck?
#534 [07:57] <anishp> i don't get why it only lags in game and not in lobby
#535 [07:57] <anishp> that is weird
#536 [07:57] <bligfive> keep quiet
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#538 [07:58] <GrygrFlzr> What do you mean 'lobby'? The main menu?
#539 [07:58] <anishp> like the lobby where you spawn
#540 [07:58] <Andrio> anishp, so, just one specific server?
#541 [07:58] <anishp> what do u mean?
#542 [07:59] <Andrio> Can you play in single player without problems?
#543 [07:59] <anishp> yes
#544 [07:59] <GrygrFlzr> anishp, 'lobbies' are not an explicit part of Minecraft, they are created by server owners.
#545 [07:59] <anishp> but i can't play in multiplayer
#546 [07:59] <anishp> i could play in singelplayer
#547 [07:59] <anishp> not multiplayer
#548 [07:59] <anishp> idk why
#549 [07:59] <GrygrFlzr> Then your connection is not fast enough, or the specific server you are playing on has a lot of entities
#550 [08:00] <anishp> but once it worked
#551 [08:00] <anishp> now it is so laggy
#552 [08:00] <anishp> and my connection is fast
#553 [08:00] <anishp> my internet is so fast
#554 [08:00] <anishp> so how come?
#555 [08:01] <GrygrFlzr> Like I said, the specific server you are playing on has a lot of things that can cause lag.
#556 [08:01] <GrygrFlzr> Ask the server owner about it.
#557 [08:01] <anishp> so what do i do?
#558 [08:01] <anishp> what do i do then?
#559 [08:01] <GrygrFlzr> Ask the server owner about it.
#560 [08:01] <anishp> how>
#561 [08:01] <anishp> how?
#562 [08:02] <anishp> it still lags in every servers
#563 [08:02] <GrygrFlzr> If it lags in all servers, the problem is with you (bad connection/latency). If it is with only several servers, the problem is on their side.
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#565 [08:03] <anishp> i just can't play in multiplayer
#566 [08:03] <GrygrFlzr> Speed does not guarantee quality.
#567 [08:03] <anishp> so could you tell me something that will make it less lag?
#568 [08:03] <GrygrFlzr> Define the lag you are having, FPS lag or connection lag?
#569 [08:04] <anishp> idk that
#570 [08:04] <GrygrFlzr> Both are very different.
#571 [08:04] <anishp> i don't know which lag it is
#572 [08:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, is the game stuttering?
#573 [08:04] <anishp> what do u mean?
#574 [08:04] <anishp> like what?
#575 [08:04] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Does the game look choppy or is it chat lag?
#576 [08:05] <anishp> it look choppy
#577 [08:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> that''s fps lag
#578 [08:05] <anishp> ok
#579 [08:05] <anishp> so what do i do?
#580 [08:05] <anishp> to prevent it
#581 [08:05] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Reduce your graphics settings and/or upgrade your hardware.
#582 [08:06] <anishp> i will reduce
#583 [08:06] <GrygrFlzr> Fast, Bobbing Off, No shadows, Minimal particles, no cloud, tiny/short
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#585 [08:06] <Andrio> + Smooth lighting off
#586 [08:06] <anishp> wait
#587 [08:06] <anishp> i will tell u
#588 [08:07] <anishp> what do i do in graphics?
#589 [08:07] <anishp> fast or fancy
#590 [08:07] <GrygrFlzr> ...
#591 [08:07] <GrygrFlzr> Fast, Bobbing Off, No shadows, Minimal particles, no cloud, tiny/short
#592 [08:07] <GrygrFlzr> and by no shadows I mean smooth lighting off
#593 [08:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, chat messages don't do away
#594 [08:07] <anishp> what is bobbing off
#595 [08:07] <anishp> ?
#596 [08:08] <mertozyurt> I'cant run minecraft
#597 [08:08] <Galaxy_2Alex> mertozyurt, What does it say?
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#599 [08:08] <anishp> nvm i got it
#600 [08:08] <anishp> what is minimal particles?
#601 [08:08] <mertozyurt> I am from Turkey
#602 [08:08] <anishp> nvm
#603 [08:09] <anishp> galaxy what do u mean by tiny and short
#604 [08:09] <anishp> ?
#605 [08:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, look for yourself before asking please
#606 [08:09] <anishp> ok
#607 [08:09] <anishp> but i dont get tall ans short
#608 [08:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Set the Render DIstance to lowest
#609 [08:09] <GrygrFlzr> Oh. wait.
#610 [08:09] <anishp> tiny and short
#611 [08:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> yeah
#612 [08:09] <anishp> ok
#613 [08:09] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Pull render distance to 2 chunks
#614 [08:09] <anishp> ok
#615 [08:10] <anishp> it is on 2 chunkls
#616 [08:10] <anishp> then what?
#617 [08:10] <GrygrFlzr> Mipmap Levels: None
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#619 [08:10] <GrygrFlzr> Anisotropic Filtering: OFF
#620 [08:10] <anishp> ok
#621 [08:10] <anishp> then
#622 [08:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> Clouds: Off
#623 [08:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> and then, see if the lag is gone
#624 [08:11] <anishp> what about framerate?
#625 [08:11] <anishp> and brightness?
#626 [08:11] <Andrio> Leave those.
#627 [08:11] <anishp> k
#628 [08:11] <anishp> lemme see
#629 [08:11] <Andrio> But make sure Max framerate is higher than 30 FPS.
#630 [08:11] <GrygrFlzr> Hang on.
#631 [08:11] <mertozyurt> ı just got the game now but it is not working it is crashing
#632 [08:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> mertozyurt devconsole
#633 [08:12] <VoxelHead> mertozyurt: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#634 [08:12] <VoxelHead> mertozyurt: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#635 [08:12] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Sorry, revert Mipmap levels to 4
#636 [08:12] <anishp> ok
#637 [08:12] <anishp> i will try
#638 [08:12] <anishp> i did and np
#639 [08:12] <anishp> :)
#640 [08:13] <anishp> so now should i try?
#641 [08:13] <mertozyurt> okey wait a second please
#642 [08:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, yes
#643 [08:13] <anishp> ok
#644 [08:13] <mertozyurt> okey
#645 [08:14] <mertozyurt> I did it
#646 [08:15] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt, please give us the link to your gist.
#647 [08:15] <mertozyurt> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/892de8f6a21aa7cbb660
#648 [08:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> mertozyurt hopper/dxdiag
#649 [08:15] <VoxelHead> mertozyurt: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#650 [08:16] <anishp> lag is less but it is still laggy
#651 [08:16] <mertozyurt> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/892de8f6a21aa7cbb660
#652 [08:16] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt: No, we need your dxdiag now.
#653 [08:17] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: That is as fast as your computer can go. You will need better hardware to go any faster.
#654 [08:17] <anishp> aww
#655 [08:17] <mertozyurt> where is it
#656 [08:17] <mertozyurt> dxdiag ?
#657 [08:17] <anishp> but my cousin's laptop is super slow and he don't have any lag
#658 [08:17] <mertozyurt> :D
#659 [08:18] <GrygrFlzr> ??> mertozyurt hopper/dxdiag
#660 [08:18] <VoxelHead> mertozyurt: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#661 [08:18] <mertozyurt> is there any Turkey citizen :)
#662 [08:18] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt: No. The faster you do what VoxelHead told you, the faster we can get this resolved.
#663 [08:19] <anishp> my cousin's laptop is super slower than mine so how come he doesn't have any lag?
#664 [08:19] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Is he playing on the exact same server as you?
#665 [08:19] <anishp> no
#666 [08:19] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Then that is the reason.
#667 [08:19] <anishp> that is what i am asking you
#668 [08:19] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: Servers are not owned by Mojang.
#669 [08:20] <anishp> ok
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#671 [08:20] <anishp> could you do anything about it?
#672 [08:20] <GrygrFlzr> Other than Realms, that is.
#673 [08:20] * Rikairchy sneezes on GrygrFlzr
#673 [08:21] <GrygrFlzr> Rikairchy: We don't need to get derailed now.
#674 [08:21] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: No, because you will only lag in certain servers. The one you are in has high entity counts or other things that take longer to render.
#675 [08:21] <mertozyurt> okey ı found dxdiag :)
#676 [08:21] <mertozyurt> wait a second pls
#677 [08:21] <anishp> i asked a guy here and he told me to download a mod to prevent lag and i did but it didn't work
#678 [08:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, No Mod support here
#679 [08:22] <GrygrFlzr> anishp: We do not support mods here, if you wish to use it we cannot give support.
#680 [08:22] <mertozyurt> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4f8ba09577077514a1a7
#681 [08:22] <anishp> just sayin
#682 [08:22] <anishp> ok let me try a different server if it lags or not
#683 [08:23] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt, download and install the Catalyst Software Suite from here: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#684 [08:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> grr :P
#685 [08:23] <mertozyurt> okey
#686 [08:23] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt: When installing, it may ask you to pick between Custom and Express. Choose Express.
#687 [08:24] <mertozyurt> why is this happening
#688 [08:24] <mertozyurt> okey
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#692 [08:27] <mertozyurt> it is not downloading
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#694 [08:27] <GrygrFlzr> mertozyurt, what do you mean>
#695 [08:27] <mertozyurt> wait a second
#696 [08:28] <anishp> ok it is not that laggy so i think i will be able to play
#697 [08:28] <anishp> bye and thnx
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#699 [08:28] <Anakin> as I press the play, the screen comes back and said, there is a problem and ask me to fix it
#700 [08:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Anakin devconsole
#701 [08:29] <VoxelHead> Anakin: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#702 [08:29] <VoxelHead> Anakin: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#703 [08:30] <Anakin> where is the 'second tab of the launcher'?
#704 [08:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Anakin, It's on the launcher, the seconds tab, it says "Development Console"
#705 [08:31] <GrygrFlzr> Anakin: http://puu.sh/6EQbp.png
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#707 [08:34] <Anakin> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/873eb4f4299f1d3d4eda
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#710 [08:34] <Anakin> so I didt that and above the the link
#711 [08:34] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Anakin launcher/open
#712 [08:34] <VoxelHead> Anakin: To make sure the launcher stays open: click Edit Profile, then check Launcher Visibility, select Keep Launcher Open and finally hit Save Profile.
#713 [08:35] <Galaxy_2Alex> Anakin, Please re-copy the console after you crashed once
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#728 [08:46] <eid> it isnt working
#729 [08:47] <Pixels> it?
#730 [08:48] <Galaxy_2Alex> eid, please be more specific
#731 [08:48] <eid> my minecraft isnt woeking
#732 [08:48] <Galaxy_2Alex> eid, please be more specific
#733 [08:49] <eid> wat
#734 [08:49] <Galaxy_2Alex> eid, does it crash?
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#736 [08:50] <eid> no idownoled it in it idnt working
#737 [08:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> eid, did you start the Minecraft.exe?
#738 [08:50] <eid> yes
#739 [08:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> eid devconsole
#740 [08:51] <VoxelHead> eid: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#741 [08:51] <VoxelHead> eid: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#742 [08:52] <eid> thanks
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#744 [08:54] <Pixels> well ok
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#746 [08:56] <SJChipper> I am a new user and after downloading the program and registering, I click on "play" and it comes right back to the main screen.
#747 [08:57] <mertozyurt> thanks
#748 [08:57] <mertozyurt> by
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#750 [08:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> SJChipper devconsole
#751 [08:57] <VoxelHead> SJChipper: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#752 [08:57] <VoxelHead> SJChipper: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#753 [08:58] <SJChipper> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/378eff0b250ad03fe495
#754 [08:59] <SJChipper> i think I did that right.
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#756 [08:59] <Galaxy_2Alex> SJChipper, Your graphics card is not able to play Minecraft Versions higher than 1.7.4
#757 [08:59] <Galaxy_2Alex> SJChipper, Try to change the version to 1.7.2
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#769 [09:23] <Jackolantern5555> Hey guys
#770 [09:23] <Jackolantern5555> Who is familiar with Multicraft?
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#772 [09:23] <Jackolantern5555> I need some help if anybody knows anything about it
#773 [09:24] <Jackolantern5555> Please?
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#775 [09:24] <Jackolantern5555> Anything for lil old mweee :D
#776 [09:24] <davi> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipesoal
#777 [09:24] <Jackolantern5555> Nobody is familiar with multicraft?
#778 [09:25] <davi> ytrSXNFGJÇ
#779 [09:25] <Jackolantern5555> Danggggggggg
#780 [09:25] <cestislife> Jackolantern5555: We don't give support for Multicraft, you should contact Multicraft themselves for support.
#781 [09:25] <cestislife> !kick davi Don't spam.
#782 [09:25] * Espercorn kicked davi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: avi :(cestislife) Don't spam.)
#783 [09:25] <Jackolantern5555> Thanks, I know, they are kind of slow and send really short emails :/
#784 [09:25] <Jackolantern5555> I wish you guys knew you are better at solving problems
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#795 [09:37] <VinylScratch> Is it true that minecraft worlds are endless?
#796 [09:37] <ryan84> ryan84
#797 [09:37] <VinylScratch> or pretty close to endless?
#798 [09:37] <Andrio> Theoretically endless.
#799 [09:38] <GrygrFlzr> Nope.
#800 [09:38] <cestislife> VinylScratch: Endless as in a computer's computing limit endless.
#801 [09:38] <GrygrFlzr> 6 million blocks wide and long, 256 blocks high.
#802 [09:38] <cestislife> It does have a border.
#803 [09:38] <VinylScratch> holy
#804 [09:38] <Andrio> In practice, there's a limit beyond which Minecraft won't let you go.
#805 [09:38] <VinylScratch> mother of god
#806 [09:38] <GrygrFlzr> :P
#807 [09:38] <VinylScratch> Wasn't a guy trying to reach the end and doing a chairty walk for it?
#808 [09:38] <Andrio> The Far Lands.
#809 [09:38] <GrygrFlzr> Oh, in his case, it's even larger
#810 [09:38] <Andrio> Which aren't in the game any more.
#811 [09:39] <GrygrFlzr> Older versions do not have the 6 million block border
#812 [09:39] <VinylScratch> So it's safe to say minecraft is bigger than earth
#813 [09:39] <GrygrFlzr> It's bigger than Jupiter iirc
#814 [09:39] <GrygrFlzr> hang on
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#816 [09:40] <GrygrFlzr> http://htwins.net/scale2/ <-- scroll out to see Minecraft
#817 [09:40] <VinylScratch> yep I've seen that from vsauce
#818 [09:40] <Andrio> ...and 256 m deep.
#819 [09:40] <GrygrFlzr> :P
#820 [09:40] <VinylScratch> wow
#821 [09:40] <GrygrFlzr> oh never mind, only bigger than Neptune
#822 [09:40] <VinylScratch> Imagine if the earth was like minecraft
#823 [09:41] <VinylScratch> also I hate lava
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#825 [09:41] <VinylScratch> Strip mining is hard when there is lava
#826 [09:42] <VinylScratch> Well there goes my stuff
#827 [09:42] <VinylScratch> :"(
#828 [09:43] <Andrio> Aww.
#829 [09:43] <VinylScratch> ugh I tried to crouch but I used the ctrl key instead of left shift
#830 [09:43] <Andrio> You've got to be careful around lava.
#831 [09:44] <VinylScratch> Hmm if it was easy to build houses in real life like it was easy in minecraft we could stop politon from machines
#832 [09:45] <VinylScratch> also luckily I had an iron pick and not my diamond pick
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#835 [09:48] <VinylScratch> Is there a histroy behind minecraft page I could read?
#836 [09:48] <VinylScratch> Like maybe details how it was created, how the creator came up with the game and it's name
#837 [09:48] <Andrio> Well, there's the wiki.
#838 [09:48] <GrygrFlzr> there's also the Wikipedia page
#839 [09:49] <VinylScratch> okay
#840 [09:49] * VinylScratch is now known as FM1337
#841 [09:50] <FM1337> There, my nick in game is switched so that it doesn't ping me in irc
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#850 [10:11] <mirza> bootstrap
#851 [10:12] <mirza> bootstrap problem
#852 [10:12] <KJ4IPS> Context?
#853 [10:12] <mirza> yeah
#854 [10:12] <KJ4IPS> ...
#855 [10:13] <FM1337> He means describe the problem
#856 [10:13] <mirza> my minecraft won't open
#857 [10:13] <KJ4IPS> mirza, What are you trying to do that does not work
#858 [10:13] <KJ4IPS> does the launcher work
#859 [10:13] <mirza> No
#860 [10:14] <KJ4IPS> does it hang on the initiaj jframe (white area with text and no buttons)
#861 [10:14] <Andrio> mirza, please post all the text the launcher gives you to Gist:
#862 [10:14] <Andrio> ??> mirza Gist
#863 [10:14] <VoxelHead> mirza: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#864 [10:14] <KJ4IPS> Also, what platform are you on
#865 [10:15] <mirza> it says bootstrap error
#866 [10:17] <KJ4IPS> Have you suceessfully ran minecraft on this computer before?
#867 [10:17] <mirza> It won't copy
#868 [10:17] <mirza> no
#869 [10:17] <Andrio> ??> mirza win/edit
#870 [10:17] <KJ4IPS> How about a screenshot?
#871 [10:17] <VoxelHead> mirza: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#872 [10:18] <KJ4IPS> Is it a dialog box?
#873 [10:19] <mirza> it dosen't work
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#875 [10:19] <Andrio> What doesn't work?
#876 [10:20] <person> um i need help because i cant download minecraft
#877 [10:20] <Andrio> person, uh, where are you stuck?
#878 [10:21] <KJ4IPS> mirza, What is the title of the window that you are getting?
#879 [10:21] <KJ4IPS> ??< index
#880 [10:21] <person> i cant find a link to download it
#881 [10:21] <Andrio> person: http://minecraft.net/download
#882 [10:22] <person> thank you sooo much
#883 [10:22] <person> bye bye
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#885 [10:22] <Andrio> bye.
#886 [10:23] <KJ4IPS> Real quick mirza, you do have java installed on this computer, right?
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#894 [10:30] <FM1337> Is there a plugin or a way to give animals you own like wolfs names? So that you don't have to call them all jimmy
#895 [10:30] <Andrio> Name tags?
#896 [10:30] <KJ4IPS> Nametags, they are found in dungeon chests, and rednamed with anvils.
#897 [10:30] <FM1337> hmm I'll try that
#898 [10:30] <FM1337> I'm sorta new to minecraft on the pc
#899 [10:30] <honeybeezzz> Please help me with my videocard rendering, i got a intel family graphics internal videocard and a nvidia geforce 540m. The rednering dont works.
#900 [10:31] <honeybeezzz> i already updated my videocard driver
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#902 [10:33] <FM1337> You can cook bread right?
#903 [10:34] <Andrio> No.
#904 [10:34] <FM1337> k
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#911 [10:55] <FM1337> Uh is it possible for zombie pigman to get through the netherportal and get into the main world?
#912 [10:56] <Andrio> Technically they spawn in the overworld portals.
#913 [10:56] <Andrio> Rarely.
#914 [10:56] <FM1337> I just found one in my house
#915 [10:56] <Andrio> (o_o)
#916 [10:56] <FM1337> scared me I couldn't figure out where that noise was coming from
#917 [10:56] <FM1337> I look by the stairs where the portal was and holy crap there was a zombie pigman
#918 [10:58] <Necrodoom> atleast he didnt spawn while you were afk on furnace or bench
#919 [10:59] <FM1337> He seems friendly
#920 [10:59] <Andrio> Zombie pigmen won't attack you unless provoked.
#921 [10:59] <Necrodoom> oh, right, yeah, zombie pigmen are neutrals
#922 [11:01] <FM1337> I wonder what a baby zombie pigman would look like
#923 [11:04] <FM1337> holy crap
#924 [11:04] <FM1337> there is two zombiepigmans in the house
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#926 [11:08] <RandomSkratch> Generated Structures was set to true when I started our Vanilla MP map but we've only been able to find a few abandoned mineshafts. Was curious to see if it was working properly so I fired up the level.dat in NBTExplorer to see the other structures. I see a few villages, a stronghold, and other things and converted the chunk coords with a tool to get map coords. Opening the map in MCEdit and going to those coords show nothing.
#927 [11:09] <FM1337> aww they're gone
#928 [11:09] <RandomSkratch> Is there something else I can check or do?
#929 [11:11] <RandomSkratch> We would like to have the structures present
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#947 [11:34] <Malkolm> Hi i was wondering if you can "op" in MC realms (PC)?
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#949 [11:35] <qwerty> Please can someone help me with my video card driver its not working and i cant play my minecraft :( https://gist.github.com/anonymous/aa5ecd656bcffd0064ab
#950 [11:37] <CubeTheThird> one moment
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#954 [11:38] <CubeTheThird> qwerty, download and install http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%208%20-%2064
#955 [11:38] <qwerty> thank you
#956 [11:38] <qwerty> how can i repay you?
#957 [11:38] <CubeTheThird> no need. That's what this help channel is for
#958 [11:39] <qwerty> which one is it?
#959 [11:39] <qwerty> catalyst or beta driver?
#960 [11:39] <CubeTheThird> catalyst
#961 [11:39] <qwerty> ok thanks
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#971 [11:55] <FM1337> English Exam 77.5% Canadian History Exam 74% Science Exam 62.8%
#972 [11:58] <CubeTheThird> congrats?
#973 [11:59] <FM1337> These were my marks on my exams
#974 [11:59] <FM1337> percetages*
#975 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> FM1337, off-topic chat belongs to #minecraft
#976 [12:02] <FM1337> sorry
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#982 [12:11] <Tonediary> Does anyone know how to fix an issue where my in game chat wont open in multiplayer?
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#984 [12:12] <tyteen4a03> ??> Tonediary mp/chat
#985 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Tonediary: If you are getting the error "Cannot send chat message" or your client is crashing when you try to talk on a server, your chat settings are set to prevent chat from being shown.
#986 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Tonediary: To change your chat settings to show chat, go to "Options", then click "Multiplayer Settings", then change "Chat" to be "Shown".
#987 [12:12] <tyteen4a03> Tonediary, if you are talking about pressing T and nothing happens, check control settings
#988 [12:13] <Tonediary> Yeah my controls are set to T
#989 [12:13] <Tonediary> Thanks so much VoxelHead, That fixed it.
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#1002 [12:40] <Herobrine_the_gamer> I keep getting the an error when i try to connect on a LAN party
#1003 [12:40] <CubeTheThird> what's the error?
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#1005 [12:42] <Herobrine_the_gamer> hold on
#1006 [12:43] <Herobrine_the_gamer> the error is java.net.connectexception: connection timed out: no further information
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#1008 [12:44] <tsx112233> cgc
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#1011 [12:45] <Herobrine_the_gamer> does anyone have any ideas on how to fix it? I think its a pretty common problem people have been having
#1012 [12:46] <CubeTheThird> Herobrine_the_gamer, it's likely caused by antivirus or firewall settings
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#1015 [12:47] <Herobrine_the_gamer> can i fix it on my router and firewall?
#1016 [12:48] <CubeTheThird> Herobrine_the_gamer, just your firewall. It's not likely your router is affecting this
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#1020 [12:48] <Herobrine_the_gamer> ok, do you know how to fix it on my firewall?
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#1024 [12:49] <CubeTheThird> Herobrine_the_gamer, make sure that java is allowed through your firewall
#1025 [12:49] <Herobrine_the_gamer> and is that all?
#1026 [12:49] <CubeTheThird> Herobrine_the_gamer, try that for now. If it doesn't work, than it's probably your antivirus
#1027 [12:50] <Herobrine_the_gamer> ok, thanks for the help
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#1035 [12:57] <kim_> hello
#1036 [12:57] <kim_> my driver card needs updating
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#1041 [13:13] <Kira> Why i can't use Minecraft?
#1042 [13:13] <Extreme> Kira: I don't know, why can't you?
#1043 [13:13] <CubeTheThird> Kira, I don't know, but could you perhaps describe what you're trying?
#1044 [13:15] <Kira> So,I can download and install,but something is wrong then. It show that use Java,the video card is wrog etc.
#1045 [13:15] <Kira> *n
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#1051 [13:18] <Extreme> Kins: What exactly does it say?
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#1059 [13:26] <McLucario> Hello?
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#1062 [13:28] <McLucario> Hello??
#1063 [13:28] <Extreme> McLucario: Hello.
#1064 [13:30] <McLucario> also i have some question about minecraft payings
#1065 [13:30] <Extreme> McLucario: "minecraft payings"?
#1066 [13:30] <Extreme> McLucario: Please explain.
#1067 [13:30] <McLucario> i want to pay minecraft with 2 paysafecards
#1068 [13:31] <Extreme> McLucario: okay.
#1069 [13:31] <McLucario> but im life in germany and i cannot use 2 of them
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#1072 [13:31] <Extreme> McLucario: You should be able to use two paysafe cards, yes.
#1073 [13:32] <McLucario> no because they dont do it in germany
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#1075 [13:32] <McLucario> could i give them to you and you buy it for me=
#1076 [13:32] <McLucario> ?
#1077 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> McLucario - No, we cannot do that for you
#1078 [13:33] <McLucario> -.-" i hate my country
#1079 [13:38] <Extreme> McLucario: Can you try using https://account.mojang.com/buy/minecraft instead?
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#1100 [14:05] <JacktheElephant> Bonsoir tout le monde, je viens de télécharger minecraft mais dès que je lance le jeu le programme ne répond plus et le support technique commence... Je ne comprends pas
#1101 [14:05] <CubeTheThird> ??> JacktheElephant lang/fr
#1102 [14:05] <VoxelHead> JacktheElephant: Nous parlons uniquement en anglais ici. Cependant, vous pouvez, si vous le souhaitez, essayez d'utiliser un traducteur, comme http://translate.google.com/
#1103 [14:06] <JacktheElephant> lang / fr
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#1107 [14:14] <EasyE> I found a bug with bows
#1108 [14:14] <EasyE> im snapshot 14w05b
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#1114 [14:25] <Manuel033> im having an error how can i fix ir??? (FATAL ERROR: net.minecraft.bootstrap.FatalBootstrapError: Unable to download while being forced
#1115 [14:26] <Manuel033> at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:95)
#1116 [14:26] <Manuel033> at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:381))
#1117 [14:26] <Manuel033> is anyone here?
#1118 [14:27] <Manuel033> im having an error can anyone help me?
#1119 [14:28] <stupid3700> ??> Manuel033 gist
#1120 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Manuel033: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#1121 [14:28] <stupid3700> Manuel033: Post the entire log on Gist.
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#1124 [14:33] <Manuel033> https://gist.github.com/Manuel033/3c74e86677ef3af4fef7
#1125 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> That's not the entire error. Please post the entire error report to gist and give us the URL again
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#1131 [14:45] <el_aguila> hu?
#1132 [14:45] <el_aguila> :D
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#1138 [14:47] <asexypotato123> can i have a link to download minecraft
#1139 [14:47] <CubeTheThird> minecraft.net/download
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#1141 [14:48] <asexypotato123> that one didnt work for me'
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#1143 [14:49] <asexypotato123> i cant click it
#1144 [14:49] <CubeTheThird> asexypotato123, what web browser are you using?
#1145 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download
#1146 [14:49] <asexypotato123> thank toy
#1147 [14:49] <asexypotato123> you*
#1148 [14:49] <el_aguila> hey guys, if i try to create a new world, load a world or join a server, my minecraft crashs instantly!
#1149 [14:50] <CubeTheThird> el_aguila, what's the crash?
#1150 [14:50] <el_aguila> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Ouch. That hurt :( Time: 31.01.14 20:42 Description: Starting integrated server java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.<init>(SourceFile:113) at btk.<init>(SourceFile:38) at azi.a(SourceFile:1590) at bbq.a(SourceFile:202) at bcl.a(SourceFile:172) at bbq.a(SourceFile:301) at bcl.d(SourceFile:232) at bcl.k(SourceFile:211) at azi.p(SourceFile:1308) at
#1151 [14:50] <Syer> el_aguila: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#1152 [14:50] <Syer> ??> el_aguila gist
#1153 [14:50] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#1154 [14:50] <el_aguila> sry
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#1156 [14:50] <CubeTheThird> el_aguila, your firewall or antivirus is blocking the application
#1157 [14:50] <el_aguila> ok thanks!
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#1160 [14:53] <el_aguila> thanks for help, my firewall was activated.... (I don't now why)! THX! Another world has been saved!
#1161 [14:53] <CubeTheThird> wow for once that worked
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#1163 [14:54] <MAN101> hello?
#1164 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> MAN101 - Hi.
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#1166 [14:55] <MAN101> why is my lan server not working?
#1167 [14:55] <Robbe2406> Iemand nederlands?
#1168 [14:55] <MAN101> no
#1169 [14:56] <MAN101> can someone help me
#1170 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> MAN101 - Made sure your firewall isn't blocking anything, made sure you're using the right IP address to connect to the server?
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#1172 [14:57] <MAN101> we are on the same wifi and were using the right ip
#1173 [14:58] <MAN101> where can i check the firewall on win 8?
#1174 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> MAN101 - Windows+R to bring up the Run command, type in: firewall.cpl
#1175 [14:59] <Robbe2406> I just downloaded minecraft , but it gifs an error while loading libaries can someone help me,
#1176 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Robbe2406 - Please copy the entire error, paste it to www.pastie.org and give us the address to it once you submit it
#1177 [14:59] <el_aguila> hey guys, i was here a few minutes ago and told you about my problem: i can't load/create any world or connect to a server (only in 1.7)! can you help me? my firewall is disabled and my antivirus is disactivated!
#1178 [15:00] <el_aguila> can somebody help me?
#1179 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> el_aguila - Please copy the entire error and post it to www.pastie.org, then give us the URL to it
#1180 [15:00] <CubeTheThird> el_aguila, if it's neither of those than my only other thought is that you have maleware
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#1182 [15:01] <el_aguila> http://pastie.org/8686498 <- that's the crash report -,-
#1183 [15:01] <stupid3700> ??> el_aguila win/hjt
#1184 [15:01] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1185 [15:01] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#1186 [15:02] <el_aguila> ok, call me el
#1187 [15:04] <el_aguila> http://pastie.org/8686506 <- thats the text of the textfile
#1188 [15:04] <CubeTheThird> get rid of hamachi
#1189 [15:04] <Robbe2406> Hello greyvulpine this is the address http://pastie.org/8686504
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#1191 [15:05] <stupid3700> el_aguila: Remove Avast.
#1192 [15:06] <el_aguila> wait... minecraft is starting
#1193 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> Robbe2406 win/hjt
#1194 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Robbe2406: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1195 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Robbe2406: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#1196 [15:07] <el_aguila> nothing else happen, how can I stop avast completely?
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#1201 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> Uninstall it?
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#1203 [15:08] <el_aguila> ok, wait :D
#1204 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> I had a guy here a week ago who had the same problem, uninstalling avast was the only solution we could come up with at the time, and it worked.
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#1207 [15:09] <CubeTheThird> GreyVulpine, is there a list of antiviruses that do and don't cause problems?
#1208 [15:10] <el_aguila> it doesnt work (there's an error!
#1209 [15:10] <el_aguila> )
#1210 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> CubeTheThird - Nope.
#1211 [15:10] <CubeTheThird> el_aguila, dono if it will make a difference, but you should remove hamachi
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#1212 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> CubeTheThird - As with the nature of AVs, they consistantly change and update according to their manufacturers. We have had issues with AVs since minecraft was in alpha.
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#1214 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> False positives with lwjgl, blocked downloads, SSL proxy issues with AVs that do that, blocked communications with legit authentication servers.. we've had a wide range of issues to deal with
#1215 [15:12] <CubeTheThird> darn
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#1218 [15:12] <CubeTheThird> I love not needing an antivirus
#1219 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> And don't get me started on malware.. oh man.
#1220 [15:13] <el_aguila> hamachi will be removed in a few seconds! ....
#1221 [15:13] <el_aguila> it ready... now minecraft
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#1224 [15:14] <Robbe2406> Voxelhead : here the link http://pastie.org/8686537
#1225 [15:15] <el_aguila> hamachi is uninstalled and it doesn't work
#1226 [15:15] <CubeTheThird> darn
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#1229 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Robbe2406 - Would you be willing to uninstall avast, just to test out a theory?
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#1232 [15:16] <el_aguila> hello, what could be the problem too? (excuse for bad english, i'm from germany)
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#1234 [15:17] <el_aguila> hi :D
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#1236 [15:17] <stupid3700> el_aguila: Have you removed Avast?
#1237 [15:17] <Robbe2406> greyvulpine its a payed avast version
#1238 [15:17] <CubeTheThird> el_aguila, restart your computer
#1239 [15:17] <el_aguila> no, i can't
#1240 [15:18] <stupid3700> el_aguila: How can't you?
#1241 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Robbe2406 - I understand that, but it would help to narrow down the cause.
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#1243 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> If you can't, then I can understand that too.
#1244 [15:18] <el_aguila> ok wait! (avast! <-- i can't :D)
#1245 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Without actually having avast here, I don't know what options in avast could cause this issue, but avast is a likely cause of this problem.
#1246 [15:20] <CubeTheThird> hmm my brother uses avast I think. I'll ask him if his game crashes
#1247 [15:20] <Guchen> he's restarting his computer (el_aguila) I'm a friend
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#1251 [15:22] <Robbe2406> It works ! i turned the schields off (avast)
#1252 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Wonderful.
#1253 [15:22] <_Str1ke_> Why my minecraft doesn't work?
#1254 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - And what happens when you try?
#1255 [15:23] <_Str1ke_> it crashes and close
#1256 [15:23] <Robbe2406> thx for the help greyvulpine&voxelhead
#1257 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Robbe2406 - Glad we could help
#1258 [15:24] <CubeTheThird> _Str1ke_, do you get a crash report?
#1259 [15:24] <_Str1ke_> Yes
#1260 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Then please provide us with the crash report. Copy the entire error report and paste it to http://www.pastie.org -- then give us the address when you submit it
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#1262 [15:24] <Guchen> hey, i'm el_aguila (it`s another computer :D)
#1263 [15:24] <Guchen> it doesnt work!
#1264 [15:25] * Contex|Away is now known as Contex
#1265 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Guchen - Looks like robbe2406 solved the problem by turning off Avast's shields?
#1266 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Guchen - Could you possibly try that on your computer?
#1267 [15:25] <Guchen> all shields are disabled
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#1269 [15:26] <_Str1ke_> I've copied the crash report on the site. What to do now?
#1270 [15:26] <Guchen> on that pc it works!
#1271 [15:26] <Guchen> does it work *
#1272 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Give us the address to the website
#1273 [15:26] <mthomascik> Hi, I play minecraft on ps3. I have had probelms with loading. It will load in places that I did not save and with equipment missing.
#1274 [15:26] <_Str1ke_> http://pastie.org/8686562
#1275 [15:27] <stupid3700> ??> _Str1ke_ hopper/dxdiag
#1276 [15:27] <VoxelHead> _Str1ke_: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1277 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Does minecraft work with 1.7.2 ?
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#1279 [15:27] <_Str1ke_> doesn't work in any version
#1280 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Try a version that's not a development release
#1281 [15:28] <mthomascik> anyone else have these problems?
#1282 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_- Then give us a dxdiag by following VoxelHead's instructions
#1283 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> mthomascik - Very few of us here have the PS3 version of minecraft.
#1284 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> mthomascik - You're better off asking for PS3 help in the forums.
#1285 [15:28] <mthomascik> oh ok
#1286 [15:29] * Contex is now known as Contex|Away
#1287 [15:29] <_Str1ke_> i've maked what VoxelHead says
#1288 [15:29] <mthomascik> just sucks, i had some baddass diamond pickaxes and swords
#1289 [15:29] <mthomascik> oh well, back to the enchanting table
#1290 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Then give us the URL to tit
#1291 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> er, it*
#1292 [15:29] <CubeTheThird> lol
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#1294 [15:30] <_Str1ke_> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/db30deaff4fb8bb95b6b
#1295 [15:30] * GreyVulpine duct tapes CubeTheThird to ceiling, whistles innocently.
#1295 [15:30] <CubeTheThird> mfrfrfffff
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#1297 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Ah great... toshiba.
#1298 [15:31] <_Str1ke_> yeah... it's a laptop
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#1300 [15:31] <el_aguila> hey I'm back.... it still doesnt work! mom
#1301 [15:32] <_Str1ke_> i have windows 7 ultimate but when i haved windows xp minecraft works
#1302 [15:32] <CubeTheThird> _Str1ke_, upgrading you likely didn't get the windows 7 video drivers
#1303 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Yeah, when you upgrated to windows 7, you kind of broke the compatibility with your integrated video drivers.
#1304 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
#1305 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> _Str1ke_ - Try downloading and installing that ^
#1306 [15:33] <CubeTheThird> good luck
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#1308 [15:33] <el_aguila> cube? it still crashs and i cant uninstall avast
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#1310 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> el_aguila - Only other thing it could be is malware. Try running a scan with malwarebytes
#1311 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> http://www.malwarebytes.org/
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#1313 [15:36] <ls160302> hi, i'm having huge problems launching Mineceaft, can anybody help
#1314 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> ls160302 - Perhaps.
#1315 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> ls160302 - What kind of problem?
#1316 [15:37] <ls160302> launcher crash when i start the game
#1317 [15:37] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, do you get a crash report?
#1318 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> ??> ls160302 devconsole
#1319 [15:38] <VoxelHead> ls160302: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1320 [15:38] <VoxelHead> ls160302: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1321 [15:39] <ls160302> 2 sec
#1322 [15:39] <CubeTheThird> is pastie easier for people to use?
#1323 [15:39] <_Str1ke_> he still crashes
#1324 [15:40] <CubeTheThird> _Str1ke_, you're going to have to check the toshiba website and see if they have graphics drivers for the laptop
#1325 [15:40] <_Str1ke_> ok
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#1329 [15:42] <BaysideLive> I tried to get a minecraft skin but it's saying that i hasn't purchase the game i but i need.
#1330 [15:42] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, what is your minecraft username?
#1331 [15:42] <BaysideLive> BayisdeLive
#1332 [15:42] <BaysideLive> BaysideLive
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#1334 [15:42] <ls160302> hmm i can't make a post
#1335 [15:42] <CubeTheThird> according to what I see it says you didn't pay BaysideLive
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#1337 [15:43] <BaysideLive> i did i can play multyplayer and everything
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#1340 [15:43] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, where did you purchase your account?
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#1343 [15:43] <BaysideLive> the minecraft website
#1344 [15:43] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, on gist?
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#1347 [15:43] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, I assume you have a Mojang account?
#1348 [15:43] <BaysideLive> yes
#1349 [15:44] <ls160302> yes on gist
#1350 [15:44] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, enter your email here http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1351 [15:44] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, ctrl + v to paste ?
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#1353 [15:44] <BaysideLive> Do you guys have a number where i can call
#1354 [15:44] <CubeTheThird> no
#1355 [15:45] <BaysideLive> Really
#1356 [15:45] <ls160302> there is no submit button
#1357 [15:45] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, you can try a different website then
#1358 [15:45] <CubeTheThird> ??> ls160302 paste/all
#1359 [15:45] <VoxelHead> ls160302: https://gist.github.com http://hastebin.com http://paste.ubuntu.com http://pastie.org http://www.pastebin.ca http://pastebin.mozilla.org http://0bin.net (http://pastebin.com if you really like obnoxious ads)
#1360 [15:45] <CubeTheThird> pastie seems to be good
#1361 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - Really. Mojang has no toll free support number.
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#1363 [15:46] <BaysideLive> oh ok
#1364 [15:46] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, we are volunteers here. We don't work for mojang
#1365 [15:46] * An_Angry_Brit [An_Angry_Brit@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 207 seconds)
#1366 [15:46] <ls160302> http://pastie.org/8686603
#1367 [15:46] <BaysideLive> Then how to you know that i paid or didnt
#1368 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - We have methods of querying Mojang's database of names.
#1369 [15:47] <FLHerne> BaysideLive: Because Mojang provide a way to check whether a given username is registered as a paid account
#1370 [15:47] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, please don't send private messages
#1371 [15:47] <CubeTheThird> yes it is correct
#1372 [15:47] <CubeTheThird> ??> ls160302 gpu/intel/ig4
#1373 [15:47] <VoxelHead> ls160302: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#1374 [15:47] <VoxelHead> ls160302: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the game. See ?? changeversion
#1375 [15:47] <BaysideLive> Did it say i paid
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#1377 [15:48] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, it says you didn't
#1378 [15:48] <BaysideLive> OMG
#1379 [15:48] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, try the link I sent you earlier to confirm your username
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#1382 [15:48] <BaysideLive> ok one sec
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#1384 [15:48] <emir> i have a problem in minecraft
#1385 [15:49] <CubeTheThird> emir, which is?
#1386 [15:49] <BaysideLive> it says its been sent to my inbox
#1387 [15:49] <emir> can you speak in german
#1388 [15:49] <CubeTheThird> emir, we only do english here
#1389 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - Check your email.
#1390 [15:49] <BaysideLive> ok
#1391 [15:49] <_Str1ke_> i have a ati radeon xpress 200m series
#1392 [15:49] <CubeTheThird> _Str1ke_, did you find it on the toshiba website?
#1393 [15:49] <ls160302> same problem http://pastie.org/8686609 i have also tried 1.5.2
#1394 [15:50] <_Str1ke_> no. i still search for it
#1395 [15:50] * andrewkm|away is now known as andrewkm
#1396 [15:50] <emir> i can't starting mine craft bootstrap have a error
#1397 [15:50] <emir> i have 1.5.2v
#1398 [15:50] <BaysideLive> I got it it shows the list on acconts of have
#1399 [15:51] <BaysideLive> accounts
#1400 [15:51] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, completely remove and reinstall java
#1401 [15:51] <emir> okey
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#1403 [15:51] <emir> furkan sen türk müsün
#1404 [15:52] <BaysideLive> Hello
#1405 [15:52] <furkan> eet
#1406 [15:52] <BaysideLive> ?
#1407 [15:52] <emir> bende problem var
#1408 [15:52] <emir> minecraftda
#1409 [15:52] <emir> ben sadece alamanca biliyom
#1410 [15:53] <emir> inglischce iyi bilmiyom
#1411 [15:53] <furkan> bende bir sorun var
#1412 [15:53] <emir> ne var sende
#1413 [15:53] <BaysideLive> How do i now if you guys are real
#1414 [15:53] <BaysideLive> and dont just hacker
#1415 [15:53] <emir> we are turkish speak
#1416 [15:53] <BaysideLive> not
#1417 [15:53] <furkan> minecraft kurulum da Piksel Formatı Hızlandırılmış değil diyo
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#1419 [15:54] <emir> sen javada update bakmalisin
#1420 [15:54] <Dark_Shot14> ich kann nicht in meine offline welt
#1421 [15:54] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Dark_Shot14 lang/de
#1422 [15:54] <VoxelHead> Dark_Shot14: Hier wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Falls du kein Englisch kannst, empfehlen wir dir, einen automatischen �bersetzer (z.B. http://translate.google.com) zu verwenden.
#1423 [15:54] <BaysideLive> HELLO?
#1424 [15:54] <emir> no
#1425 [15:55] <emir> has siktir
#1426 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> BaysideLive, so... you think we are hackers?...
#1427 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> furkan lang/en
#1428 [15:55] <VoxelHead> furkan: We only speak English here. However, you may, if you wish, try using a translator, such as http://translate.google.com/
#1429 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> emir lang/en
#1430 [15:55] <Dark_Shot14> i can not open my offline world
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#1432 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> emir lang/en
#1433 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> emir lang/en
#1434 [15:55] <VoxelHead> emir: We only speak English here. However, you may, if you wish, try using a translator, such as http://translate.google.com/
#1435 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - We are a group of volunteers helping out others on our free time. We're moderated by a group of well-meaning, well-educated individuals here. Also, we're listed on Mojang's Support page at: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/1175661-minecraft-support-resources
#1436 [15:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dark_Shot14, Does it crash?
#1437 [15:56] <BaysideLive> You told me to open my email and you guys haven replayed
#1438 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - So if you think we're hackers or here to take advantage of others, we're not.
#1439 [15:56] <Dark_Shot14> crash report
#1440 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - Do you see your username in that email, saying you're premium?
#1441 [15:56] <BaysideLive> Yes BaysideLive
#1442 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - Then you are paid for, under that email address.
#1443 [15:57] <Dark_Shot14> okay bb
#1444 [15:57] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, yup now when I check it says you are paid
#1445 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - Log into Minecraft.net using the email address and password, and not your username
#1446 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> BaysideLive - You should then be able to change your skin
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#1448 [15:57] <BaysideLive> ok thanks sry i call you guys hacker just really
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#1450 [15:57] <BaysideLive> sraced
#1451 [15:58] <BaysideLive> scared
#1452 [15:58] <ls160302> Hi, i have tried 1.7.2 and down to 1.5.2 same problem http://pastie.org/8686609
#1453 [15:59] <CubeTheThird> ls160302, did you do what I asked?
#1454 [15:59] <BaysideLive> Got it Thanks
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#1457 [16:00] <Jayneco> Hello?
#1458 [16:00] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, hellp
#1459 [16:00] <CubeTheThird> hello
#1460 [16:00] <Jayneco> Pixel Format Not Accelerated
#1461 [16:00] <Jayneco> I dont know how to fix this i have top of the market computer
#1462 [16:00] <Jayneco> yet i cannot seem to be able to play
#1463 [16:00] <CubeTheThird> ??> Jayneco hopper/dxdiag
#1464 [16:00] <VoxelHead> Jayneco: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1466 [16:01] <BaysideLive> Bye oh one more thing how do you make you text smaller
#1467 [16:01] <Jayneco> What if i already have the DXDIAG?
#1468 [16:01] <BaysideLive> in minecraft
#1469 [16:01] <Extreme> Jayneco: You give us the link to it.
#1470 [16:01] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, paste it on a website list gist and give us the link
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#1472 [16:02] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, all text or chat?
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#1474 [16:02] <BaysideLive> All text
#1475 [16:02] <CassioMiojinhu> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/10e6fea41d2327635431 this is my dxdiag URL
#1476 [16:03] <BaysideLive> Because it like really huge when i press Esc button
#1477 [16:03] <CubeTheThird> CassioMiojinhu, http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/71701/en-us
#1478 [16:03] <CubeTheThird> BaysideLive, you change your GUI scale in video options
#1479 [16:04] <BaysideLive> ok thanks
#1480 [16:04] <CassioMiojinhu> I download and install?
#1481 [16:04] <CubeTheThird> CassioMiojinhu, yes
#1482 [16:04] <Jayneco> Here Guys i got the DXDIAG for yall
#1483 [16:04] <Jayneco> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c0781378e64bc9bedfd5
#1484 [16:04] <CassioMiojinhu> let me try
#1485 [16:05] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/71704/en-us
#1486 [16:05] <Jayneco> Should i just download it?
#1487 [16:06] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, yes download and install
#1488 [16:06] <Jayneco> Alright doing as you said right this moment (thank you for helping me with this so far, it has been bothering me for a few days now)
#1489 [16:09] <Jayneco> Installing Graphic Driver... (Should i just run minecraft after the download completes?)
#1490 [16:10] <Jayneco> Alright the download is complete what do i do now CubeTheThird
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#1492 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Jayneco - After installing any graphics driver, you should be asked by the installer to reboot your computer. Do so. Then try minecraft afterwards
#1493 [16:11] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, install the program you downloaded
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#1495 [16:11] <Jayneco> I installed the thing you gave me in a link Cube so should i just restart and run minecarft?
#1496 [16:12] <CubeTheThird> Jayneco, try playing. If it still crashes restart your computer
#1497 [16:12] <Jayneco> Alright
#1498 [16:12] <Jayneco> IM PLAYING
#1499 [16:12] <Jayneco> CUBE THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN
#1500 [16:12] <CubeTheThird> glad it worked
#1501 [16:13] <CubeTheThird> no need to shout lool
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#1503 [16:15] <CassioMiojinhu> i'm waiting the donwload finish thanks bro
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#1508 [16:19] <BaysideLive> My minecraft skins haven't changed
#1509 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> Skins may just take some time to update. Give it a little while, restart your client as well
#1510 [16:20] <BaysideLive> What is Client
#1511 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> The program you use to launch minecraft and play?
#1512 [16:22] <BaysideLive> ok how do you turn off fog
#1513 [16:23] <GreyVulpine> By changing the render distance in minecraft's video options
#1514 [16:25] <BaysideLive> You guys are the best
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#1522 [16:30] <timofey11N_> can someone help i have this problem i downloaded minecraft and i clik "play demo" it was loading and then it sais fix the problen i can't do anything
#1523 [16:31] <timofey11N_> anybody?
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#1525 [16:31] <timofey11N_> :(
#1526 [16:31] <CubeTheThird> timofey11N_, so it crashes?
#1527 [16:32] <timofey11N_> not like crashes but
#1528 [16:32] * Contex|Away is now known as Contex
#1529 [16:32] <timofey11N_> sumething like that
#1530 [16:32] <CubeTheThird> ??> timofey11N_ devconsole
#1531 [16:32] <VoxelHead> timofey11N_: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1532 [16:32] <VoxelHead> timofey11N_: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1533 [16:33] <timofey11N_> ...
#1534 [16:34] <CubeTheThird> timofey11N_, please follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1535 [16:34] <timofey11N_> this?
#1536 [16:34] <timofey11N_> [16:16:06 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.7 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [16:16:06 INFO]: Current time is Jan 31, 2014 4:16:06 PM [16:16:06 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 8' [16:16:06 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.2' [16:16:06 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'x86' [16:16:06 INFO]: System.getProperty('java.version') == '1.7.0_45' [16:16:06 INFO]: System.getProperty('
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#1538 [16:34] <CubeTheThird> timofey11N_, yes, but paste it on a website like gist, not here
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#1540 [16:34] <CubeTheThird> timofey11N_, also, your launcher is outdated. Please close and re-open it
#1541 [16:34] <timofey11N_> i am 11 so i can't realy understand and i speek russian so it is hard for me
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#1543 [16:35] <timofey11N_> ok...
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#1545 [16:36] <CubeTheThird> timofey11N_, so try playing again, the copy the developement console like you did before, and paste it at this website: http://pastie.org/
#1546 [16:36] <CubeTheThird> *development
#1547 [16:36] <vrath57> Hello, my Minecraft Launcher 1.3.9 is asking for my username/email and password. When I enter the correct information (I have tried username and email) it tells me it was wrong. This is the first time this has done anything like this, and I've been using the new launcher for a while.
#1548 [16:37] <CubeTheThird> vrath57, what is your minecraft username?
#1549 [16:37] <vrath57> vrath57
#1550 [16:37] <CubeTheThird> vrath57, try using this: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1551 [16:38] <vrath57> thank you
#1552 [16:38] <CubeTheThird> that will tell you if you are using the correct email
#1553 [16:39] <vrath57> okay
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#1556 [16:40] <timofey11N_> i exed out and i lost it
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#1560 [16:42] <timofey11N_> i did it i... i created paste
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#1562 [16:43] <timofey11N_> what next?
#1563 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> timofey11N_ - Give us the address to it
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#1565 [16:43] <timofey11N_> what do yuo mean?
#1566 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> The URL? The http:// line in your browser's address bar? Give that to us so that we can read it
#1567 [16:44] <timofey11N_> ok
#1568 [16:44] <timofey11N_> http://pastie.org/8686775
#1569 [16:44] <timofey11N_> this?
#1570 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Indeed it is
#1571 [16:45] <timofey11N_> :)
#1572 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Which shows us nothing. Did you do this before or after you crashed?
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#1574 [16:45] <timofey11N_> do what?
#1575 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> The error report
#1576 [16:46] <timofey11N_> oh
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#1578 [16:46] <timofey11N_> it does it and it did a long time
#1579 [16:46] <timofey11N_> ago
#1580 [16:46] <vrath57> CubeTheThird, I entered my email into https://minecraft.net/retrievename and checked my email. I followed instructions and I am experiencing the same results.
#1581 [16:47] <timofey11N_> [16:41:33 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.9 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [16:41:33 INFO]: Refreshing local version list... [16:41:33 INFO]: Current time is Jan 31, 2014 4:41:33 PM [16:41:33 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 8' [16:41:33 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.2' [16:41:33 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'x86' [16:41:33 INFO]: System.getProperty('java.version') =
#1582 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> timofey11N_ - I'm sorry, I don't see aynthing wrong in that error report.
#1583 [16:47] <timofey11N_> that's what i posted
#1584 [16:47] <timofey11N_> :(
#1585 [16:47] <vrath57> CubeTheThird, I entered my email into https://minecraft.net/retrievename and checked my email. I followed instructions and I am experiencing the same results.
#1586 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - So when you went to that website, entered in your email and pressed enter. Did you get an email back?
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#1588 [16:48] <timofey11N_> i have an older brother and he said it was because of windows 8 can it be true?
#1589 [16:48] <vrath57> I did.
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#1591 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - Did it state your minecraft username as well as a "(premium!)" tab?
#1592 [16:48] <vrath57> Yes
#1593 [16:48] <furkan> hello MineCraft Pixel Format Not Accelerated problem
#1594 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - Then that's the correct email and password to use. Are you able to log into https://account.mojang.com/login with your email and password?
#1595 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> timofey11N_ - It could be.
#1596 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> furkan hopper/dxdiag
#1597 [16:49] <VoxelHead> furkan: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1598 [16:49] <furkan> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/0346eb2681db05753e84
#1599 [16:49] <timofey11N_> oh ok :( what... can i have any minecraft on windows 8? andy kind
#1600 [16:50] <vrath57> It Can't Log Into That Or The Launcher
#1601 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> furkan - Please download and install: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2032
#1602 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - Then try a password reset using: https://account.mojang.com/password
#1603 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> timofey11N_ - Yes, you can.
#1604 [16:51] <timofey11N_> can you find me one? will it be good though?
#1605 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> timofey11N_ - I cannot.
#1606 [16:51] <timofey11N_> why?
#1607 [16:52] <vrath57> I Changed My Password And It Will Not Let Me Get On.
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#1609 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - Try a different browser. Wait a bit, then try again with your email and password
#1610 [16:53] <vrath57> I already tried that.
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#1612 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> vrath57 - Then try again in a few hours.
#1613 [16:54] <vrath57> Okay
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#1627 [16:58] <furkan> What should I do now that I had downloaded and installed
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#1630 [17:00] <raxun449> cuando le doy al minecraft entra normal, le doy al play y me sale "lack of udapted grafhics divers" y
#1631 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> furkan - Now try minecraft
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#1634 [17:01] <Baldercraft> :(
#1635 [17:01] <Baldercraft> I need help please.
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#1637 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - With?
#1638 [17:01] <Baldercraft> I am about to do something drastic...
#1639 [17:01] <Baldercraft> Well I bought this minecraft server for my 2 sons
#1640 [17:01] <furkan> Thank you very much come easy
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#1642 [17:02] <Baldercraft> and i totally fail at this.. i just dont get it at all
#1643 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - So, please elaborate on how we can help you.
#1644 [17:02] <Baldercraft> i bought a fragnet server...
#1645 [17:02] <Baldercraft> and i am trying to set up admin rights.
#1646 [17:02] <Baldercraft> but im missing something..
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#1648 [17:02] <Baldercraft> i set up users and groups, added my self to the group.
#1649 [17:02] <Baldercraft> now i need to run the server with something called craftbukkit
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#1651 [17:03] <Baldercraft> but when i do that
#1652 [17:03] <raxun449> CUANDO le doy al minecraft entra, le doy al jugar y me sale "falta de grafhics udapted buzos" y la normalidad
#1653 [17:03] <Baldercraft> i cannot join the server from my vanilla minecraft install
#1654 [17:03] <Baldercraft> install = client installation
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#1656 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - So, what error are you getting when you try to join?
#1657 [17:03] <Baldercraft> i think im missing a plugin
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#1659 [17:03] <Baldercraft> but for the love of god i cannot find out how to install it
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#1661 [17:04] <CubeTheThird> ??> raxun449 hopper/dxdiag
#1662 [17:04] <VoxelHead> raxun449: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1663 [17:04] <raxun449> pero no entiendo
#1664 [17:04] <Baldercraft> give me 2 secs ill try again
#1665 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - Your best course of action is probably to contact fragnet's support, file a ticket, see if they can't help you out: http://www.fragnet.net/support.php
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#1667 [17:05] <Baldercraft> ye.. doesnt help me with my two kids though..
#1668 [17:05] <Baldercraft> said id give them a server, and i cant even fucking manage to add myself as admin.
#1669 [17:05] * AuBot kicked Baldercraft from #minecrafthelp (Reason: aldercraft :Please keep it civil.)
#1670 [17:06] <koopazev> can someone tell me why not my new skin is not being shown i when you go inventory or why its not shown by others
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#1672 [17:06] <CubeTheThird> ??> raxun449 lang/es
#1673 [17:06] <VoxelHead> raxun449: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
#1674 [17:06] <Baldercraft> ??
#1675 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> koopazev - Skins may take some time to update
#1676 [17:06] <Baldercraft> hmm
#1677 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - Please refrain from offensive language here.
#1678 [17:06] <koopazev> again but its past the migration
#1679 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - There's not much help we can provide, seeing as how hosting providers have their own interfaces for administrative actions.
#1680 [17:07] <koopazev> ok well thanks for telling me
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#1682 [17:08] <Baldercraft> i dont need help with the interface
#1683 [17:08] <Baldercraft> i need help with installing a plugin on my client
#1684 [17:08] <Baldercraft> so i can join a server running craftbukkit
#1685 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Baldercraft - You generally don't need to install a plugin to join craftbukkit servers
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#1687 [17:08] <xales> s/generally/never/
#1688 [17:09] <xales> Bukkit doesn't have a concept of client plugins.
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#1690 [17:10] <raxun449> lo he echo ahora que ago?
#1691 [17:10] <xales> ??> raxun449 lang/es
#1692 [17:10] <VoxelHead> raxun449: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
#1693 [17:10] <raxun449> ya lo he echo haora que ago?
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#1695 [17:11] <raxun449> i do naw what i do?
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#1697 [17:12] <Baldercraft> then i simply dont understand this... i setup up the server as stated, but when i do i cant connect or ping it... when i set it back to vanilla everything is fine, however i dont have admin rights
#1698 [17:12] <Baldercraft> thanks though...
#1699 [17:12] <Baldercraft> for trying.
#1700 [17:13] <raxun449> naw what i do?
#1701 [17:13] <raxun449> ?
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#1703 [17:14] <xales> Baldercraft: That's something you'd have to talk to Fragnet about.
#1704 [17:15] <xales> Baldercraft: Being unable to connect/ping it means it's not running at all.
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#1708 [17:16] <Baldercraft> Server StatusStatus Last Update 2014-01-31 23.16.30 Server Time 2014-01-31 23:15:36 Online Players 0 / 28 Server is online and accepting players.
#1709 [17:17] <xales> Baldercraft: If you're unable to connect to it from your client, that means there's a problem with it, and like I said, you have to talk to Fragcraft about it.
#1710 [17:17] <xales> Baldercraft: They run the server, not us.
#1711 [17:17] <Baldercraft> http://wiki.ess3.net/wiki/Group_Manager
#1712 [17:17] <xales> Baldercraft: Uh, okay? What does that have to do with anything?
#1713 [17:17] <Baldercraft> http://dl.bukkit.org/downloads/craftbukkit/
#1714 [17:18] <Baldercraft> as far as i can understand
#1715 [17:18] <Baldercraft> these are plugins/mods/whatevers.
#1716 [17:18] <Baldercraft> should be a standard question about standard plugins..
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#1718 [17:18] <Baldercraft> the server its hosted on should mean nothing.
#1719 [17:18] <xales> Baldercraft: Yes, and they run on the server. If you need help with them, you have to go to their support resources. There are no "standard" plugins.
#1720 [17:18] <xales> Baldercraft: ALL plugins are third-party software.
#1721 [17:18] <Baldercraft> Uh, okay?
#1722 [17:19] <xales> Baldercraft: Additionally, if you cannot connect to the server, that has NOTHING to do with plugins. It's a problem with the server host.
#1723 [17:20] <Stresswon> hey i have a problem i just downloaded minecraft and its not working every time i try to make a new singleplayer world it crashes can someone help me
#1724 [17:20] <xales> Stresswon: Is there an error message…?
#1725 [17:20] <Stresswon> yeah
#1726 [17:20] <xales> Stresswon: Okay, and do you think perhaps it might be important to figuring out the problem?
#1727 [17:21] <Stresswon> yeah thats why i came here
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#1729 [17:21] <Nibleigh> Hello
#1730 [17:21] <xales> Stresswon: Okay, so… give us the error message?
#1731 [17:21] <xales> Nibleigh: Hello.
#1732 [17:21] <Stresswon> k
#1733 [17:21] <Stresswon> one sec
#1734 [17:21] <Nibleigh> I don't have an error message. I have a problem regarding skins
#1735 [17:22] <Baldercraft> You should contact the person who made the skin..
#1736 [17:22] <Baldercraft> its 3rd party software
#1737 [17:22] <Nibleigh> no
#1738 [17:22] <xales> Nibleigh: Wasn't talking to you - note only messages starting with your name are intended for you.
#1739 [17:22] <Nibleigh> not like that
#1740 [17:22] <Nibleigh> oh
#1741 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> !k Baldercraft
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#1743 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#1744 [17:22] <Nibleigh> ok sorry.
#1745 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Nibleigh - What specific question do you have?
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#1747 [17:23] <Nibleigh> Whenever I die in the game my skin is reset to Steve
#1748 [17:23] <Nibleigh> and I cannot seem to change it at all now
#1749 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> Nibleigh - Skin server's been wonky for the past few days.
#1750 [17:23] <Nibleigh> I am only steve
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#1752 [17:23] <Nibleigh> ok
#1753 [17:23] <Stresswon> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
#1754 [17:23] <Syer> Stresswon: Do not post crash reports in this channel, instead use pastebin
#1755 [17:23] <Syer> ??> Stresswon gist
#1756 [17:23] <Pj> I've had Minecraft for about 1 1/2 years now and I just moved my account over to Mojang. When I did this it says that my account is not premium.. Any help?
#1757 [17:23] <VoxelHead> Stresswon: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#1758 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> Can't really recommend anything other than just give it some time to straighten out.
#1759 [17:23] <Nibleigh> http://www.planetminecraft.com/skin/naked-snake-big-boss/
#1760 [17:23] <Nibleigh> Thats the one I use
#1761 [17:24] <Nibleigh> If it helps
#1762 [17:24] <xales> Pj: Are you using your email address to log in?
#1763 [17:24] <Pj> Yes.
#1764 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Nibleigh - You can check what skin the mojang skin server has for your character by putting in: http://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/yourusernamehere.png
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#1766 [17:24] <xales> Pj: What's the Minecraft username you migrated?
#1767 [17:24] <Pj> DazedHD
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#1771 [17:25] <Sam__> Please help
#1772 [17:25] <Sam__> I beg of you
#1773 [17:25] <xales> Pj: Okay. That was migrated successfully. If using your email address tells you it's not premium, then it was migrated to a different account.
#1774 [17:25] <Sam__> This is urgent
#1775 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Sam__ - With?
#1776 [17:25] <xales> Sam__: How could we possibly help if you don't tell us the problem?
#1777 [17:25] <megatronrocks> can someone find out the fps plus mod installer for 1.7.4
#1778 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Sam__ - How can we help you?
#1779 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - No
#1780 [17:25] <Nibleigh> Says I am using the one I want but my friend says I look like Steve, even though I am looking as I should to me
#1781 [17:25] <megatronrocks> why
#1782 [17:25] <Sam__> Could somoene go on a server and ask the user "QuiteBoringName" to meet me you know where
#1783 [17:25] <Pj> Uhhm. Is there any way for you to tell me which account it was migrated to?
#1784 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - We don't help with mods here
#1785 [17:25] <Sam__> play.magnacraft.net , please
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#1787 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> Nibleigh - I'd just give it some time, it'll straighten itself out
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#1789 [17:26] <Nibleigh> ok thanks!
#1790 [17:26] <Sam__> Help you don't understand how important this is
#1791 [17:26] <megatronrocks> ok are there any mods that help increase fps
#1792 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> Nibleigh - Others have reported similar problems as well
#1793 [17:26] <QuiteBoringName> What do you want
#1794 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - Perhaps, but we don't help with them here
#1795 [17:26] <xales> Sam__: I don't really care, sorry. If it's that important, do it yourself.
#1796 [17:26] <megatronrocks> when can u
#1797 [17:26] <xales> megatronrocks: Google.
#1798 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - ^
#1799 [17:27] <megatronrocks> i did xales
#1800 [17:27] <Pj> I sign in with my main E-Mail and it says "Play Demo"
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#1802 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - Then you should have your answer.
#1803 [17:27] <xales> Pj: You've migrated it to a different email, then.
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#1806 [17:27] <Pj> I cannot think of any other E-Mail. I have tried 2 others that I know and none of these work.
#1807 [17:27] <megatronrocks> yea but u goys r better can u please look it up fps plus mod for 1/7/4
#1808 [17:27] <megatronrocks> 1.7.4 i want an aofficial response cuz i am a noob
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#1811 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> Pj - Go here:
#1812 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> Pj - https://minecraft.net/retrievename
#1813 [17:28] <Pj> Ok. I will do this
#1814 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Pj - Put in all the email addresses you use. It'll return an email back with the username and whether or not it's premium
#1815 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Once you get the email with the premium username, that is the email you use to log in with
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#1818 [17:31] <Garett> Hello.
#1819 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Garett - Hello.
#1820 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Garett - Hello.
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#1827 [17:34] <JarocMartian> I'm having trouble changing my skin. I tried logging out of the launcher and logging back in, but that doesn't update it. Not sure what to do.
#1828 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> Skin server's been kind of wonky the past few days. Just be patient and give it some timee
#1829 [17:35] <JarocMartian> Ok, thanks. I'll try again tomorrow.
#1830 [17:35] <JarocMartian> Also, does anyone know how the player skulls work. There is one thing I need to know before I can continue.
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#1859 [18:09] <Steven> hi
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#1861 [18:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> hello
#1862 [18:10] <CubeTheThird> o/
#1863 [18:10] <Steven> anyone know how to fix java runtime enviroment error?
#1864 [18:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Steven win/java/reinst
#1865 [18:10] <VoxelHead> Steven: You need to reinstall Java.
#1866 [18:10] <VoxelHead> Steven: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#1867 [18:10] <Steven> I have tried that
#1868 [18:10] <Steven> god knows how many times
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#1870 [18:11] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, did you install the correct version? (32-bit/64-bit)
#1871 [18:11] <Steven> yes 64-bit
#1872 [18:11] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, which OS?
#1873 [18:12] <Steven> windows 7
#1874 [18:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Steven hopper/dxdiag
#1875 [18:12] <VoxelHead> Steven: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1876 [18:12] <Steven> ok one sex
#1877 [18:12] <Steven> *sec
#1878 [18:14] <Steven> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6499a5bdfb2b12b4abdb
#1879 [18:14] <Steven> hope that helps
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#1881 [18:15] <Extreme> ??> Steven c660
#1882 [18:15] <VoxelHead> Steven: The Toshiba C660 laptop has known issues with its GPU drivers. Please follow the directions here: http://minecraftirc.net/thread-26.html
#1883 [18:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> ...yeah, that
#1884 [18:16] <Steven> okie dokie my laptop is bad haha my nan doesn't understand I wanted a gaming laptop
#1885 [18:16] <Extreme> Steven: That is.. definitely not a gaming laptop
#1886 [18:17] <Steven> yup lol
#1887 [18:17] <CubeTheThird> you are quite lucky actually. Most toshiba laptop people who come here have it worse
#1888 [18:17] <Steven> really? How worse
#1889 [18:17] <Steven> I can play Oblivion and left 4 dead 2 surprisinly
#1890 [18:17] <CubeTheThird> as in they can't update their drivers at all so they can't play
#1891 [18:17] <Steven> *surprisingly
#1892 [18:17] <Steven> lol
#1893 [18:18] <Steven> I think this laptop was mean't to be a buissness pc
#1894 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> let's put it this way. Toshiba forces people to download its OEM drivers from its site. Drivers that are available on their site, are frequently not updated and what is available is years out of date.
#1895 [18:18] <Galaxy_2Alex> I think it is
#1896 [18:19] <CubeTheThird> not to mention they are hard to find
#1897 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> And yes, Toshiba's site was built by a team of monkeys.
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#1899 [18:19] <Steven> yeah I have been tryng to get MC for 2 years trying everything
#1900 [18:20] <Steven> someone tried to make me uninstall something from AMD Technologies
#1901 [18:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> that's actually not a wrong thing I think...
#1902 [18:21] <Steven> fair didn't work though lol
#1903 [18:21] <Steven> I hope this does though
#1904 [18:21] <el_aguila> hey guys, i've gor a problem: my minecraft starts but i can't load any world and can't join any server.... (only 1.7)!!! why???
#1905 [18:21] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> el_aguila win/hjt
#1906 [18:21] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1907 [18:21] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#1908 [18:22] <CubeTheThird> Galaxy_2Alex, he's getting the "failed to create child loop" thing bug
#1909 [18:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> ...yup, that's why I skipped the devconsole step :P
#1910 [18:22] <CubeTheThird> ah lol
#1911 [18:23] <el_aguila> http://pastie.org/8687003 <--- text file
#1912 [18:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, Is Avast up to date?
#1913 [18:24] <el_aguila> no, it's stopped
#1914 [18:24] <el_aguila> my firewall is disabled
#1915 [18:25] <el_aguila> i think, it isn't up to date but it's stopped right now
#1916 [18:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, Please update it while I'm looking for other causes: http://www.avast.com/index
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#1918 [18:26] <Steven> I can't find the file named "igdlh64.INF"
#1919 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> Steven - It'll be in the driver's .zip file, under the graphics folder
#1920 [18:27] <el_aguila> it can take a few minutes -,-
#1921 [18:27] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, ...yes, so?
#1922 [18:27] <Steven> i have Lang and Media SDK there
#1923 [18:27] <horseyfoal101> I'm having difficulty getting minecraft to run, system is windows xp pro with a lot of memory launcher screen comes up with the "play" button at the bottom and when that is pushed it comes right back to it.
#1924 [18:28] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> horseyfoal101 devconsole
#1925 [18:28] <VoxelHead> horseyfoal101: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1926 [18:28] <el_aguila> wtf??? 10 - 20 minutes left (very bad inet :D)
#1927 [18:28] <VoxelHead> horseyfoal101: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1928 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> Steven - There'll be a .INF file there.
#1929 [18:28] <el_aguila> 4 min...
#1930 [18:28] <Steven> kk
#1931 [18:28] <el_aguila> 9 min .. :D
#1932 [18:28] <el_aguila> 30 min?????
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#1934 [18:28] <anishp> how do i prevent lag in minecraft?
#1935 [18:28] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, pfft, that's not bad at all... don't believe any remaining time bars :P
#1936 [18:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, The same way we told you yesterday
#1937 [18:29] <el_aguila> :D
#1938 [18:29] <horseyfoal101> ok, I have the development console displaying
#1939 [18:29] <anishp> but it doesn't work
#1940 [18:29] <el_aguila> 5 hours ;(
#1941 [18:29] <el_aguila> 12 min
#1942 [18:29] <el_aguila> WTF!!!
#1943 [18:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Your system is probably not strong enough to run the game smoothely
#1944 [18:29] <anishp> i tried everything but it is still lag
#1945 [18:29] <horseyfoal101> ok
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#1947 [18:29] <anishp> i really wanna play it
#1948 [18:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, Yeah, we need the content from that
#1949 [18:30] <el_aguila> 25%
#1950 [18:30] <Steven> Still can't find it
#1951 [18:30] <anishp> and i laptop is fine!
#1952 [18:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Well, then get a new system
#1953 [18:30] <el_aguila> i contact you if it's ready
#1954 [18:30] <anishp> u mean a computeR?
#1955 [18:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, If you are not pleased with the performance of your current system, you need a new one to get more staisfied
#1956 [18:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, Yes, and check if it fixed it self with the update
#1957 [18:31] <horseyfoal101> do I have to sign up for Gists?
#1958 [18:31] <anishp> is it gonna work on mac osx?
#1959 [18:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, no.
#1960 [18:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, yes
#1961 [18:31] <anishp> is it gonna have lag?
#1962 [18:31] <Steven> GreyVulpine I still can't find igdlh64.INF
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#1965 [18:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Depends on the system, there are many different models
#1966 [18:31] <horseyfoal101> I copied the dev console into onto the Github screen
#1967 [18:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> el_aguila scold/pm
#1968 [18:32] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#1969 [18:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, After you pasted it, please post the link here
#1970 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Steven - It may not be named exactly igdlh64.inf, there will be a .inf file in there though
#1971 [18:32] <anishp> but is my account gonna work?
#1972 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> anishp - Yes.
#1973 [18:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Yes
#1974 [18:32] <anishp> ok ok
#1975 [18:32] <el_aguila> ok
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#1977 [18:33] <horseyfoal101> the address didn't change when I pasted it and it doesn't do anything when I hit enter
#1978 [18:33] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, http://pastie.org
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#1981 [18:34] <horseyfoal101> anonymous / gist:eb2ac70918298d14a3f1
#1982 [18:34] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, Please do that again after you crashed once
#1983 [18:34] <Steven> It's only coming up with folders
#1984 [18:34] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> horseyfoal101 launcher/open
#1985 [18:34] <VoxelHead> horseyfoal101: To make sure the launcher stays open: click Edit Profile, then check Launcher Visibility, select Keep Launcher Open and finally hit Save Profile.
#1986 [18:35] <horseyfoal101> ok did that
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#1988 [18:35] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, please post the new link as well :)
#1989 [18:36] <Steven> GreyVulpine it is only coming up with files
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#1991 [18:37] <el_aguila> hey, I downloaded avast and now there`s an error: Error reading product data from "C:\(file path). Setup cannot continue!
#1992 [18:37] <Steven> Think I have done it
#1993 [18:37] <horseyfoal101> anonymous / gist:fc476252b1ecbbdff9b8
#1994 [18:37] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, Uninstall Avast first and then install the new version
#1995 [18:38] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> horseyfoal101 hopper/dxdiag
#1996 [18:38] <VoxelHead> horseyfoal101: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1997 [18:38] <el_aguila> the same problem!
#1998 [18:38] <el_aguila> (the same error)
#1999 [18:38] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> el_aguila win/adwcleaner
#2000 [18:38] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: ADWCleaner is a utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#2001 [18:38] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
#2002 [18:39] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, after that:
#2003 [18:39] <el_aguila> adwcleaner?
#2004 [18:39] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> el_aguila win/malware
#2005 [18:39] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: If you have malware on your computer, it is your responsibility to get rid of it. We help with Minecraft, not basic computer protection.
#2006 [18:39] <VoxelHead> el_aguila: If you wish, Malwarebytes' is an utility for clearing infected computers, which can be downloaded free of charge here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/
#2007 [18:39] <Galaxy_2Alex> el_aguila, Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#2008 [18:40] <el_aguila> thx for help!
#2009 [18:40] <el_aguila> thx for help!
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#2012 [18:44] <horseyfoal101> anonymous / gist:d7dcba31a8c97994b2d7
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#2014 [18:46] <Extreme> horseyfoal101: That computer may not be able to play Minecraft, let me see what I can find.
#2015 [18:47] <Extreme> horseyfoal101: Download and install: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy1&os=Windows%20XP%20-%2064&RenderOnServer=true
#2016 [18:47] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, Catalyst Software Suite
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#2018 [18:48] <horseyfoal101> ok, will do
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#2020 [18:52] <anishp> whenever i press play in the launcher it says error:cannot create the java virtual machine so what do i do?
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#2022 [18:53] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> anishp win/java/reinst
#2023 [18:53] <VoxelHead> anishp: You need to reinstall Java.
#2024 [18:53] <VoxelHead> anishp: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#2025 [18:53] <anishp> ok
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#2028 [18:55] <appasaur> When I load the Minecraft launcher, it gets stuck on "Loading versions...". Nothing within the launcher is clickable and I've fully re-installed both Java and Minecraft multiple times with no luck. What do I do?
#2029 [18:55] <Info> I redownloaded minecraft and it loads just that it says this the graphics need to be updated and i dont understand what to do?
#2030 [18:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> appasaur devconsole
#2031 [18:55] <VoxelHead> appasaur: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2032 [18:55] <VoxelHead> appasaur: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2033 [18:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Info hopper/dxdiag
#2034 [18:55] <VoxelHead> Info: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2035 [18:56] <el_aguila> guy, you were right, now are 101 infected files detected! :D
#2036 [18:56] <Info> k
#2037 [18:56] <Steven> Hi I'm back it is now saying 'the registry refers to a nonexistent Java runtime enviroment installation or the runtime is corrupt. the system cannot find the path specified'
#2038 [18:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, https://java.com/en/download/help/manual_regedit.xml
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#2040 [18:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, After you uninstalled Java, then reinstall it
#2041 [18:57] <Steven> k
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#2044 [19:01] <appasaur> How do I show you what's in my Development Console if I can't click it??
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#2047 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> ??> appasaur win/edit
#2048 [19:01] <VoxelHead> appasaur: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
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#2050 [19:02] <horseyfoal101> I was just on and downloaded new video drivers but minecraft still doesn't get past the play button
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#2052 [19:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, that means that your system is too old to play Minecraft
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#2054 [19:03] <horseyfoal101> ok, thank you. Are there minimum requirements listed somewhere?
#2055 [19:03] <Rikairchy> yes
#2056 [19:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/325948-minecraft-system-requirements
#2057 [19:04] <horseyfoal101> would this same hardware work with windows 7?
#2058 [19:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, but don't rely on them, they are not up to date
#2059 [19:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, probably not
#2060 [19:04] <appasaur_> Nothing in my launcher is clickable so I can't give you the Development Log, what do I do?
#2061 [19:04] <Rikairchy> ??> horseyfoal101 requirements
#2062 [19:04] <VoxelHead> horseyfoal101: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements, which are belied by its retro style. http://is.gd/mc_requirements
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#2064 [19:04] <horseyfoal101> ok, thank you. I thought it might be that.
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#2066 [19:04] <megatronrocks> when is the super craft bros update?
#2067 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Nothing at all?
#2068 [19:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> horseyfoal101, Well, as MS stops XP support soon, you should update soon...
#2069 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - We don't know. We're not responsible
#2070 [19:05] <Andrio> megatronrocks, I've never heard mention of one.
#2071 [19:05] <appasaur_> No, I can't even close it without using task manager.
#2072 [19:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> megatronrocks, Why should we know that?
#2073 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java
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#2075 [19:05] <megatronrocks> I dont know
#2076 [19:05] <johnpnl> How do I create a folder to run my mods in Mac? I have downloaded the mods, but can't drag and drop their folders into the Minecraft application. Thanks!
#2077 [19:05] <megatronrocks> but i am kind of frustrated due to my lag on my minecraft game
#2078 [19:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> johnpnl mods
#2079 [19:05] <appasaur_> I have, multiple times, aswell as the .minecraft folder.
#2080 [19:05] <VoxelHead> johnpnl: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2081 [19:05] <VoxelHead> johnpnl: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#2082 [19:06] <johnpnl> OK, thanks
#2083 [19:06] <megatronrocks> how do you fix lag
#2084 [19:06] <Steven> HELP still wont work
#2085 [19:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> megatronrocks, Lower your graphical settings and/or upgrade your hardware
#2086 [19:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, Still the same error?
#2087 [19:06] <megatronrocks> how do i do that
#2088 [19:06] <Steven> yeah
#2089 [19:07] <Andrio> Super Craft Bros. isn't particularly laggy.
#2090 [19:07] <megatronrocks> on other servers
#2091 [19:07] <appasaur_> @GreyVulpine I have, multiple times, aswell as the .minecraft folder.
#2092 [19:07] <megatronrocks> how do i upgrade my hardware
#2093 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - What operating system are you on?
#2094 [19:07] <Andrio> Get a new PC.
#2095 [19:08] <megatronrocks> how do i upgrade my hardware so minecraft doesnt lag
#2096 [19:08] <Galaxy_2Alex> Steven, there are some solutions here. not sure if any of them will work: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/36603-
#2097 [19:08] <appasaur_> Windows 7 - 64 bit os
#2098 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> megatronrocks - By either getting a new computer, or looking at what more modern parts can fit in your computer
#2099 [19:08] <megatronrocks> thx
#2100 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - When you installed java, did you make sure to grab the 64 bit version of java?
#2101 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
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#2103 [19:09] <appasaur_> Yes
#2104 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Could you give me a screenshot of what the minecraft launcher looks like?
#2105 [19:09] <anishp> i doesn't work
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#2107 [19:09] <anishp> it doesnt work
#2108 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Upload it to an image hosting website like www.imgur.com
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#2110 [19:09] <anishp> someone tell me what to do
#2111 [19:10] <anishp> i reinstall but it doesn't work
#2112 [19:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/faq/id-1761312/fix-create-java-virtual-machine-issue.html
#2113 [19:10] <appasaur_> http://imgur.com/U6bIOS6 There
#2114 [19:11] <Extreme> anishp: usually reinstalling Java does the trick :p
#2115 [19:11] <anishp> but it didnt work
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#2117 [19:11] <anishp> so i am going to do what galaxy said
#2118 [19:12] <appasaur_> It's been doing this for months, I used to be able to play without any problems.
#2119 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Try completely uninstalling java. Try installing java jre 8 instead: https://jdk8.java.net/download.html
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#2124 [19:15] <anishp> it still doesn't work
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#2126 [19:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, Reinstall Java ans make sure you have the correct version for your system (32/64 bit)
#2127 [19:16] <appasaur_> GreyVulpine, installing java jre8 worked! Thank you SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU! haha anyways thanks alot mate im going to play mc thanks to you now <3
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#2129 [19:17] <anishp> ok
#2130 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> appasaur_ - Glad we could help
#2131 [19:17] <anishp> could u give me the webosite plz?
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#2133 [19:17] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk7-downloads-1880260.html
#2134 [19:17] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, oh wait, no, sec
#2135 [19:18] <anishp> ok
#2136 [19:18] <anishp> go ahead
#2137 [19:18] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre7-downloads-1880261.html
#2138 [19:18] <anishp> ok
#2139 [19:18] <anishp> so first i uninstall it?
#2140 [19:19] <anishp> ?
#2141 [19:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> anishp, yes
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#2143 [19:19] <anishp> ok
#2144 [19:20] <asexypotato123> give me a link to omegle
#2145 [19:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> asexypotato123, ah... what?
#2146 [19:20] <asexypotato123> omegle.com
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#2149 [19:21] <anishp> u know what i am going to do this thing tomorroow
#2150 [19:21] <anishp> so bye
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#2152 [19:21] <anishp> i am so bored
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#2154 [19:21] <asexypotato123> ummmm
#2155 [19:21] <Extreme> asexypotato123: what?
#2156 [19:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> asexypotato123, wrong chat for such things... this is for Minecraft help :)
#2157 [19:22] <asexypotato123> O MY GOD
#2158 [19:22] <asexypotato123> oh sorry :D
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#2165 [19:42] <wingc10> ok i dont know what to do i just payed for minecraft i got all the email stuff done and its saying i dont have it but i do have it at the same time ive fallowed all the things that the suport page has told me to do and it says i have a unredeemed copy but when i click it it saysError! You already own Minecraft. Only one copy per game is allowed on an account.
#2166 [19:43] <xales> ??> wingc10 fubar/i
#2167 [19:43] <xales> ??> wingc10 fubar/ie
#2168 [19:43] <VoxelHead> wingc10: Internet Exploder/Exploiter/Explorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2169 [19:43] <VoxelHead> wingc10: Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox
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#2171 [19:47] <wingc10> my friend tryed it to there on chrome it still didnt work
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#2173 [19:48] <Kiwi> its not the browser, obviously
#2174 [19:48] <xales> wingc10: Why don't you install Chrome and you do it?
#2175 [19:49] <wingc10> thats my friend she tryed everything to
#2176 [19:49] <wingc10> im trying mozilla
#2177 [19:49] <Kiwi> ewwww mozillaaaaa
#2178 [19:49] <Kiwi> lol
#2179 [19:52] <wingc10> nope same problem
#2180 [19:52] <xales> wingc10: Is Minecraft listed under My Games at https://account.mojang.com/me ?
#2181 [19:52] <wingc10> My Games
#2182 [19:53] <phroa> Yes, your games.
#2183 [19:54] <wingc10> ya still doing it
#2184 [19:54] <Kiwi> its not the browser still
#2185 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> wingc10 - You haven't answered the question. Is minecraft listed under the heading My Games when you log into the mojang website at https://account.mojang.com/me ?
#2186 [19:55] <wingc10> no and im getting anoyed i want a refund if it doesnt work
#2187 [19:56] <wingc10> it says unredeemed
#2188 [19:56] <wingc10> then when i click it it say owned
#2189 [19:56] <phroa> and there's the problem.
#2190 [19:56] <wingc10> Error! You already own Minecraft. Only one copy per game is allowed on an account.
#2191 [19:57] <wingc10> see that what im geting
#2192 [19:57] <wingc10> how do i just get a refund ill go buy it agin
#2193 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> ??> wingc10 refund
#2194 [19:58] <VoxelHead> wingc10: This is Mojang's refund policy: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359338-mojang-refunds-policy
#2195 [19:59] <wingc10> i really just want to play it with my friend this sucks that its this buged after its been out for so long
#2196 [20:01] <wingc10> You have an unredeemed copy of Minecraft every time i try to redeem it it says that error i all ready have it and i cant even get on to play
#2197 [20:02] <wingc10> i have all the prof of purches and transacon id all that
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#2201 [20:05] <wingc10> i really think if you pay almost 30 dollars for a game it sould at least let you play it or let you make a avi
#2202 [20:06] <cestislife> No use complaining to us.
#2203 [20:06] <cestislife> We are not Mojang.
#2204 [20:07] <Kiwi> well it is a help place so anyways, fair winds
#2205 [20:07] <wingc10> i wish i know how to email them
#2206 [20:07] <wingc10> knew*
#2207 [20:07] <cestislife> ??> wingc10 mojang/email
#2208 [20:07] <VoxelHead> wingc10: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#2209 [20:07] <cestislife> And it's detailed in the refund article as well.
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#2211 [20:07] <wingc10> tyvm for telling me that
#2212 [20:08] <TheRealCrudher> i have a problem with my minecraft
#2213 [20:08] <TheRealCrudher> it does not seem to want to open
#2214 [20:09] <cestislife> TheRealCrudher: And why does not not want to?
#2215 [20:09] <cestislife> it not*
#2216 [20:09] <TheRealCrudher> well ive been trying to open it and it has the loading sign then it goes away
#2217 [20:09] <cestislife> ??> TheRealCrudher devconsole
#2218 [20:09] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2219 [20:10] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2220 [20:10] <TheRealCrudher> ok
#2221 [20:12] <TheRealCrudher> it wont let me make a secret gist
#2222 [20:12] <xales> TheRealCrudher: Did you paste in the big box?
#2223 [20:12] <TheRealCrudher> well i tried but it doesnt say to paste
#2224 [20:13] <xales> ??> TheRealCrudher win/edit
#2225 [20:13] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#2226 [20:14] <TheRealCrudher> ok
#2227 [20:14] <TheRealCrudher> alright i got it
#2228 [20:14] <TheRealCrudher> now wat?
#2229 [20:15] <cestislife> Give us the link?
#2230 [20:15] <TheRealCrudher> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/3715276858e8d0d56021
#2231 [20:15] <cestislife> ..
#2232 [20:15] <phroa> ..
#2233 [20:15] <cestislife> ??> TheRealCrudher devconsole
#2234 [20:15] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2235 [20:15] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2236 [20:15] <cestislife> Please read.
#2237 [20:16] <cestislife> We want the development console log.
#2238 [20:16] <phroa> TheRealCrudher, do exactly as Voxel says/said. And what cestislife is saying.
#2239 [20:16] <TheRealCrudher> ok so where is the development console exactly?
#2240 [20:17] <xales> TheRealCrudher: The second tab of the launcher
#2241 [20:17] <cestislife> Again, read what VoxelHead has said.
#2242 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> TheRealCrudher - http://imgur.com/ORYSG35
#2243 [20:17] <asexypotato123> give me a link to the notenoughitems mod
#2244 [20:18] <TheRealCrudher> oh ok
#2245 [20:18] <cestislife> asexypotato123: Google.
#2246 [20:18] <asexypotato123> i cant find it on the web
#2247 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> asexypotato123 - http://bit.ly/tNHUiL
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#2249 [20:19] <cestislife> It's literally the first result
#2250 [20:20] <TheRealCrudher> well the problem about the launcher is that i cant get to the launcher
#2251 [20:20] <phroa> TheRealCrudher why not?
#2252 [20:20] <TheRealCrudher> well the shortcut starts to load then stops and it doesnt open the launcher
#2253 [20:21] <phroa> 'starts to load' how so/
#2254 [20:21] <phroa> ?
#2255 [20:22] <TheRealCrudher> well i c the loading ircle then it goes away
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#2257 [20:22] <TheRealCrudher> circle*
#2258 [20:22] <cestislife> ??> TheRealCrudher win/java/reinst
#2259 [20:22] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: You need to reinstall Java.
#2260 [20:22] <VoxelHead> TheRealCrudher: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
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#2262 [20:24] <TheRealCrudher> which one do i choose because there are 2 options fro the java
#2263 [20:24] <TheRealCrudher> for*
#2264 [20:24] <cestislife> If you have a 64-bit system, choose the 64-bit one. If not, choose the 32-bit option.
#2265 [20:24] <cestislife> If you have a 64-bit system, choose the 64-bit one. If not, choose the 32-bit option.
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#2267 [20:25] <TheRealCrudher> alright its downloading the 64 bit java
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#2270 [20:29] <TheRealCrudher> ok the java update is done installing wat now?
#2271 [20:29] <phroa> try minecraft?
#2272 [20:30] <TheRealCrudher> ok
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#2275 [20:31] <MofaThe> i need help '-'
#2276 [20:31] <phroa> Do tell.
#2277 [20:31] <phroa> ?? ask/!
#2278 [20:31] <VoxelHead> ask/!: Just ask your question.
#2279 [20:32] <TheRealCrudher> it didnt work
#2280 [20:32] <phroa> TheRealCrudher what didn't work?
#2281 [20:32] <TheRealCrudher> minecraft after the java installation
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#2285 [20:32] <phroa> Same problem?
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#2287 [20:33] <TheRealCrudher> yes it is the same problem
#2288 [20:33] <MofaThe> how to fix one crash
#2289 [20:33] <DooDeet> I cannot install minecraft on my windows 7 64-bit because of java, I have ininstalled it and reinstalled it several times
#2290 [20:33] <phroa> MofaThe what crash might it be?
#2291 [20:33] <phroa> DooDeet why isn't java working? what is the specific error?
#2292 [20:34] <DooDeet> I have gotten rid of any version I can find and uploaded the latest.
#2293 [20:34] <DooDeet> When I try to download minecraft, it says there is a missing file
#2294 [20:34] <phroa> TheRealCrudher are you certain you have uninstalled java before downloading the new version?
#2295 [20:34] <phroa> ??> DooDeet ask/specific
#2296 [20:34] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2297 [20:34] <DooDeet> Positive! Ive done it several times
#2298 [20:34] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#2299 [20:35] <phroa> MofaThe, see above ^^
#2300 [20:35] <TheRealCrudher> im not really sure
#2301 [20:35] <DooDeet> fatal bootstrap error
#2302 [20:35] <phroa> TheRealCrudher Go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). UNINSTALL EVERYTHING that has Java in the title.
#2303 [20:36] <phroa> ??> DooDeet devconsole
#2304 [20:36] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
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#2306 [20:36] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2307 [20:36] <DooDeet> what launcher?
#2308 [20:36] <TheRealCrudher> where is the control panel
#2309 [20:36] <phroa> DooDeet the one you use to play minecraft
#2310 [20:37] <phroa> TheRealCrudher you 4definitely did not uninstall everything.
#2311 [20:37] <phroa> TheRealCrudher what version of windows are you running?
#2312 [20:37] <DooDeet> I cant see the launcher because I cant download it
#2313 [20:37] <TheRealCrudher> windows 7
#2314 [20:37] <DooDeet> Windows 7
#2315 [20:37] <phroa> DooDeet oh. Um, interesting
#2316 [20:37] <phroa> TheRealCrudher open the start menu, search Control Panel in the search bar.
#2317 [20:37] <Extreme> ??> DooDeet gist
#2318 [20:37] <DooDeet> If I could see the launcher i wouldnt be having a problem now would i
#2319 [20:37] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#2320 [20:38] <Kamo> I just bought the game for my daugter on her lap top. Every time I try to launch the game from the icon it just goes right back to the launcer
#2321 [20:38] <Extreme> DooDeet: Put the entire error log on gist.
#2322 [20:38] <MofaThe> enter my world and start crash
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#2324 [20:38] <phroa> Kamo: Do this after it crashes. Same for you, MofaThe
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#2326 [20:38] <phroa> ??> Kamo devcnosole
#2327 [20:38] <phroa> ??> Kamo devconsole
#2328 [20:38] <phroa> bah
#2329 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Kamo: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2330 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Kamo: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2331 [20:39] <TheRealCrudher> phroa i did and it showed that i had nothing with the word java in it. NOTHING
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#2333 [20:39] <TheRealCrudher> nevermind
#2334 [20:39] <DooDeet> I cant copy and paste to this gist hub
#2335 [20:40] <phroa> ??> DooDeet paste
#2336 [20:40] <phroa> gah
#2337 [20:40] <phroa> ??> DooDeet paste/all
#2338 [20:40] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: https://gist.github.com http://hastebin.com http://paste.ubuntu.com http://pastie.org http://www.pastebin.ca http://pastebin.mozilla.org http://0bin.net (http://pastebin.com if you really like obnoxious ads)
#2339 [20:40] <phroa> use one of these
#2340 [20:40] <TheRealCrudher> phroa it wont let me delete in the control panel
#2341 [20:40] <becca9987kiss> im not really a techy person but i need help :(
#2342 [20:40] <stupid3700> ??> becca9987kiss ask
#2343 [20:40] <VoxelHead> becca9987kiss: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2344 [20:40] <Kamo> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8948cce395d5ffca9b2b
#2345 [20:40] <VoxelHead> becca9987kiss: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2346 [20:40] <Kamo> is that what you need
#2347 [20:40] <phroa> TheRealCrudher you do not delete. You click it and select Uninstall. It might also be listed as Remove Program. I'm not 100% sure
#2348 [20:41] <phroa> Kamo, let it crash, then upload the log
#2349 [20:41] <DooDeet> Ok I cant copy and paste to any of these
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#2351 [20:41] <xales> DooDeet: And why not?
#2352 [20:41] <becca9987kiss> ok, there is a problem with the graphics so i cant open minecraft
#2353 [20:41] <stupid3700> ??> becca9987kiss hopper/dxdiag
#2354 [20:41] <VoxelHead> becca9987kiss: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2355 [20:41] <DooDeet> because it wont let me copy
#2356 [20:41] <becca9987kiss> ok thanks
#2357 [20:41] <phroa> ??> DooDeet win/edit
#2358 [20:41] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#2359 [20:41] <TheRealCrudher> phroa it says open and control panel
#2360 [20:41] <TheRealCrudher> not uninstall
#2361 [20:41] <Maddhatter> I have tried to update my drivers, but it says that it's already updated...how can I fix this?
#2362 [20:42] <stupid3700> ??> Maddhatter hopper/dxdiag
#2363 [20:42] <VoxelHead> Maddhatter: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2364 [20:42] <phroa> TheRealCrudher just a moment
#2365 [20:42] <TheRealCrudher> ok
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#2367 [20:42] <Kamo> I'm sorry I don't understand let what crash. I'm a computer dummy
#2368 [20:42] <stupid3700> Kamo: When you run Minecraft and the launcher re-opens.
#2369 [20:42] <phroa> Kamo, 'let it crash' means when it fails to open.
#2370 [20:43] <phroa> so wait for it to close again
#2371 [20:43] <phroa> TheRealCrudher when you select an item, in the bar above the list there is a button saying Uninstall
#2372 [20:43] <phroa> TheRealCrudher you can also right click on a program to uninstall it.
#2373 [20:43] <DooDeet> ok how do i get this gist to ya
#2374 [20:43] <phroa> DooDeet You give us the link to it.
#2375 [20:44] <DooDeet> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8746734
#2376 [20:44] <phroa> ??> DooDeet win/hjt
#2377 [20:44] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2378 [20:44] <TheRealCrudher> phroa i did the right click and it said open or create shortcut
#2379 [20:44] <VoxelHead> DooDeet: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#2380 [20:45] <phroa> TheRealCrudher what window are you in?
#2381 [20:45] <DooDeet> everybody see the link?
#2382 [20:45] <phroa> DooDeet, yes, do as Voxel says
#2383 [20:45] <Kamo> ok i did it again. Is this what you need: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f8430cc144a2736550a3
#2384 [20:45] <TheRealCrudher> control panel
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#2386 [20:45] <stupid3700> ??> Kamo gpu/intel/ig4
#2387 [20:45] <VoxelHead> Kamo: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#2388 [20:45] <phroa> TheRealCrudher go to Programs and Features
#2389 [20:45] <VoxelHead> Kamo: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the game. See ?? changeversion
#2390 [20:45] <stupid3700> ??> Kamo changeversion
#2391 [20:45] <VoxelHead> Kamo: To change your game to a different version, start the launcher. Select Edit Profile. In the "Use Version" dropdown menu, select the game version you want. Then click Save Profile.
#2392 [20:46] <TheRealCrudher> where is that
#2393 [20:46] <Pj> Ok. I was in here earlier with problems with my MC account. It says that my E-Mail is not premium when I have had the same MC account, and the same E-Mail on the account for 1 1/2 years. I recently migrated to Mojang and BOOM it says that it is not premium.
#2394 [20:46] <phroa> TheRealCrudher it's in Control Panel. I'm sure you can find it
#2395 [20:46] <stupid3700> Pj: What is your Minecraft username?
#2396 [20:46] <Pj> DazedHD.
#2397 [20:47] <phroa> Pj, in addition, where did you purchase Minecraft from?
#2398 [20:47] <Pj> Minecraft.net
#2399 [20:47] <Kamo> thank you
#2400 [20:47] <phroa> hm
#2401 [20:47] <stupid3700> Kamo: And although irrelevant, your Java is very outdated.
#2402 [20:47] <stupid3700> ??> Kamo win/java/reinst
#2403 [20:47] <xales> Pj: From what I can tell, the only possibility is that you migrated your account to a different email address.
#2404 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Kamo: You need to reinstall Java.
#2405 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Kamo: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#2406 [20:47] <Kamo> i just loaded java from the web site
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#2408 [20:47] <Pj> See. That's the thing. I tried various E-Mails and passwords and nothing is working.
#2409 [20:47] <xales> ??> Pj mojang/email
#2410 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Pj: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#2411 [20:48] <DooDeet> Here ya go: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8746771
#2412 [20:48] <Pj> I used to service that sent me a list of usernames on my E-Mail(S) and none came up. I E-Mailed Mojang twice (yet to hear from them) when it happened.
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#2414 [20:48] <xales> Pj: Nothing you can do but wait, sadly. https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back-
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#2416 [20:48] <Kamo> well i went back to 1.6 and it will keeps going back to launcer
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#2418 [20:49] <Pj> Ok. I know you helped me earlier xales... But I thought I would jump in here again. Oh well. Thanks anyways.
#2419 [20:49] <xales> Kamo: Your computer is too old to play Minecraft then.
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#2421 [20:49] <Pixels> Pj that happened to me once
#2422 [20:49] <Pixels> actually
#2423 [20:49] <Kamo> well lol is there a way to get refund
#2424 [20:50] <Pixels> Just wait it out, maybe send Mojang an email, it got fixed eventually
#2425 [20:50] <phroa> Kamo, you realize you can still play minecraft, right?
#2426 [20:50] <Kamo> i didn't know. its not that old
#2427 [20:50] <zymagoras> привет
#2428 [20:50] <phroa> You don't need a refund.
#2429 [20:50] <Pj> Really? Damn. It stinks.
#2430 [20:50] <DooDeet> Anyone?
#2431 [20:50] <Pixels> Yeah, sorry
#2432 [20:50] <phroa> ??> zymagoras lang/en
#2433 [20:50] <stupid3700> DooDeet: That's not the whole thing.
#2434 [20:50] <Kamo> what do u mean
#2435 [20:50] <zymagoras> ?
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#2437 [20:50] <phroa> oh no, vox crashed
#2438 [20:50] <josechavz98> hi
#2439 [20:50] <DooDeet> that's all it gave me. I got some stupid error message with that program as well
#2440 [20:50] <zymagoras> диван
#2441 [20:50] <phroa> josechavz98, hello. what can we do for you?
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#2443 [20:51] <phroa> zymagoras: http://translate.google.com
#2444 [20:51] <zymagoras> hi
#2445 [20:51] <phroa> Kamo, you can play minecraft. You don't need a refund.
#2446 [20:51] <Redstull> whenever I enter in my world in my game begins the crashs . in the list of servers is only Loading Loading...
#2447 [20:51] <stupid3700> ??> Redstull devconsole
#2448 [20:51] <Absol> Redstull: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2449 [20:51] <Absol> Redstull: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2450 [20:51] <phroa> Kamo, you can only play 1.7.2 and older, however.
#2451 [20:51] <josechavz98> hi i just bought minecraft and it wont ley me log in
#2452 [20:51] <Pj> Kamo. You can give me your account xD
#2453 [20:51] <phroa> josechavz98, why won't it?
#2454 [20:51] <phroa> Kamo, don't. Please.
#2455 [20:52] <DooDeet> Anyone?
#2456 [20:52] <josechavz98> it saya that is the wrong password
#2457 [20:52] <stupid3700> DooDeet: That's not the whole thing.
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#2460 [20:52] <Kamo> ok i'm confused
#2461 [20:52] <phroa> josechavz98, try logging in, but use your email in place of the password
#2462 [20:52] <xales> phroa: password?
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#2465 [20:52] <xales> josechavz98: Then perhaps you should use the right password, or if you forgot it, reset it.
#2466 [20:52] <josechavz98> i did already
#2467 [20:52] <Kamo> what do u want me to give u
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#2469 [20:52] <phroa> oh shit.
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#2471 [20:52] <DooDeet> I just told ya, thats all it gave me. It gave me a stupid error as well
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#2473 [20:52] <stupid3700> DooDeet: It will give you more than that.
#2474 [20:53] <aktuski> I just did the whole github thing and would like assistance
#2475 [20:53] <phroa> josechavz98, howabout you use your email in place of the username. Sorry about that
#2476 [20:53] <stupid3700> aktuski: Then please provide us with the link.
#2477 [20:53] <aktuski> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/0439fbf5f18a3ac84c68
#2478 [20:53] <DooDeet> How?
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#2480 [20:53] <stupid3700> aktuski: That graphics card is not supported under Windows 8.1.
#2481 [20:53] <Redstull> :/
#2482 [20:53] <phroa> Kamo, I apologize, your computer is indeed too old.
#2483 [20:53] <papa-rob> hi all, I cant talk in minecraft channel for some reason
#2484 [20:53] <phroa> And yes, you can get a refund
#2485 [20:53] <josechavz98> i did that too, and im trying to reset my password but i wont get any emails from the minecraft company
#2486 [20:54] <xales> papa-rob: Perhaps you should read the topic of the channel.
#2487 [20:54] <xales> phroa: No, they can't.
#2488 [20:54] <Kamo> ok my daughter will me mad lol
#2489 [20:54] <phroa> aaaaargh
#2490 [20:54] <xales> phroa: Their failure to read system requirements != refund.
#2491 [20:54] <aktuski> Oh alright then! So all I have to find is the graphics card for 8.1?
#2492 [20:54] <papa-rob> I did, and cant register for somereason
#2493 [20:54] <Kamo> how do i get a refund and you guys have been great
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#2495 [20:54] <TheRealCrudher> hey phroa i got to programs and features now wat?
#2496 [20:54] <phroa> kamo, um, actually, I'm being a crappy support person and no, you can't get a refund :/
#2497 [20:54] <DooDeet> anyone?
#2498 [20:54] <xales> Kamo: Unfortunately, you're not eligible for a refund, as the only thing preventing you from playing is that computer. You will be able to play with that account on any other computer.
#2499 [20:54] <phroa> TheRealCrudher uninstall everything with java in the name.
#2500 [20:54] <papa-rob> is there anyone here familar with setting up a minecraft server?
#2501 [20:54] <TheRealCrudher> ok
#2502 [20:55] <xales> ??> papa-rob mp/serversetup
#2503 [20:55] <Absol> papa-rob: Lots of information about setting up a server can be found here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2504 [20:55] <martinbob> can someone help me with this FATAL ERROR: java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError at org.apache.logging.log4j.util.PropertiesUtil.<init>(PropertiesUtil.java:71) at org.apache.logging.log4j.util.PropertiesUtil.<clinit>(PropertiesUtil.java:31) at org.apache.logging.log4j.status.StatusLogger.<clinit>(StatusLogger.java:48) at org.apache.logging.log4j.LogManager.<clinit>(LogManager.java:44) at net.minecraft.launcher.Launc
#2505 [20:55] <phroa> ??> martinbob gist
#2506 [20:55] <Absol> martinbob: Github Gist is a service run at https://gist.github.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box at the bottom, click Create Secret Gist, and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have put there.
#2507 [20:55] <Kamo> hmmm that is a problem since i don't have a newer computer
#2508 [20:55] <stupid3700> martinbob: Do you have an exclamation mark in your username?
#2509 [20:55] <DooDeet> ANYONE!
#2510 [20:55] <stupid3700> DooDeet: We cannot help you until you provide the whole log.
#2511 [20:55] <phroa> DooDeet paste the entire file it provides you
#2512 [20:56] <phroa> in gist, of course
#2513 [20:56] <Redstull> whenever I enter in my world in my game begins the crashs . in the list of servers is only Loading Loading...infinite<
#2514 [20:56] <josechavz98> ??
#2515 [20:56] <DooDeet> THAT IS THE WHOLE LOG FOR THE THIRD TIME
#2516 [20:56] <papa-rob> @Absol <--- ty been reading that for past week, have port forwaded and still cant log into it from other other machines
#2517 [20:56] <stupid3700> Redstull: Follow the given instructions.
#2518 [20:56] <stupid3700> DooDeet: No it isn't.
#2519 [20:56] <martinbob> ok
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#2522 [20:56] <DooDeet> THAT. IS. ALL. IT. GAVE. ME.
#2523 [20:56] <Redstull> that instructions
#2524 [20:57] <stupid3700> ??> Redstull win/hjt
#2525 [20:57] <Absol> Redstull: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2526 [20:57] <Absol> Redstull: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on gist and give us the link.
#2527 [20:57] <DooDeet> IT GAVE ME AN ERROR SAYING IT COULDNT READ MY HOST FILES
#2528 [20:57] <josechavz98> can someone help me__
#2529 [20:57] <stupid3700> DooDeet: Turn off the caps lock.
#2530 [20:57] <josechavz98> ?
#2531 [20:57] <josechavz98> wt
#2532 [20:57] <josechavz98> wtf
#2533 [20:57] <stupid3700> josechavz98: What issue are you having?
#2534 [20:57] <Redstull> ?
#2535 [20:57] <stupid3700> ??> Redstull scold/directions
#2536 [20:57] <Absol> Redstull: The instructions you are given by the volunteers here are indended to find the shortest route between your problem and its solution. We do our best to make our directions clear even to those not expert with computer use, but some basic competency is still required. If you lack if, find someone who does not, whom we can work with.
#2537 [20:57] <TheRealCrudher> phroa i uninstalled everything with java in the name
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#2540 [20:58] <DooDeet> Then quit telling me to do the same thing 12 times
#2541 [20:58] <josechavz98> i already said it!
#2542 [20:58] <phroa> TheRealCrudher okay, cool. Now follow these steps, skip the uninstall part:
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#2544 [20:58] <josechavz98> i did that too, and im trying to reset my password but i wont get any emails from the minecraft company
#2545 [20:58] <phroa> ??> TheRealCrudher win/java/reinst
#2546 [20:58] <Absol> TheRealCrudher: You need to reinstall Java.
#2547 [20:58] <TheRealCrudher> wat does that mean
#2548 [20:58] <Absol> TheRealCrudher: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#2549 [20:58] <papa-rob> @Absol <-- are you saying you wont use join.me and set it up?
#2550 [20:58] <stupid3700> DooDeet: More information than what you were 'given' should be there. Get a new log.
#2551 [20:58] <stupid3700> ??> papa-rob bot
#2552 [20:58] <Absol> papa-rob: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
#2553 [20:58] <josechavz98> omfg
#2554 [20:58] <stupid3700> ??> josechavz98 ask
#2555 [20:58] <Absol> josechavz98: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2556 [20:58] <Absol> josechavz98: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2557 [20:58] <papa-rob> ok was trying tio be funny
#2558 [20:58] <TheRealCrudher> absol wat bit 32 or 64
#2559 [20:59] <stupid3700> josechavz98: Oh, just saw your message.
#2560 [20:59] <phroa> ??> TheRealCrudher bot
#2561 [20:59] <Absol> TheRealCrudher: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
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#2563 [20:59] <xales> josechavz98: It takes up to 24 hours to get emails
#2564 [20:59] <stupid3700> ??> josechavz98 emailmissing
#2565 [20:59] <Absol> josechavz98: If you are not getting emails from Mojang, please read this article for common reasons for that: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/542001-cannot-get-mojang-system-emails
#2566 [20:59] <Absol> josechavz98: Some ISP email providers like AOL, Comcast, Gmx and General-purpose email providers like Hotmail have known issues with dropping Mojang emails. If you use one of those, use another provider like Gmail.
#2567 [20:59] <DooDeet> I did it again and it gave me the same fucking thing
#2568 [20:59] * AuBot kicked DooDeet from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ooDeet :Please keep it civil.)
#2569 [20:59] <phroa> TheRealCrudher, if you have a 32 bit computer, the 32 bit java. If you have a 64 bit computer... etc
#2570 [20:59] <TheRealCrudher> phroa do u want me to download java again
#2571 [20:59] <phroa> TheRealCrudher, yes, I do
#2572 [20:59] <josechavz98> so i wont get an email for 24 hours?
#2573 [21:00] <TheRealCrudher> ok i have the 32 bit
#2574 [21:00] <klepto> when i download minecraft and select play it, after logging in, it runs the blue load bars and then goes right back to the page that has the latest version news displayed?
#2575 [21:00] <TheRealCrudher> can i have link?
#2576 [21:00] <stupid3700> ??> klepto devconsole
#2577 [21:00] <Absol> klepto: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2578 [21:00] <Absol> klepto: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#2580 [21:00] <phroa> TheRealCrudher I gave you one. http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#2581 [21:00] <Redstull> difficult because I do not understand english
#2582 [21:00] <DooDeet> Me again, i did the scan again and it gave me the same log
#2583 [21:01] <martinbob> how do i post the gist?
#2584 [21:01] <Manuel1543> when i try to login in to minecfart it says check to make sure im online how do i do that?
#2585 [21:01] <TheRealCrudher> alright i am downloading it
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#2587 [21:01] <xales> Manuel1543: Your firewall is blocking Minecraft.
#2588 [21:01] <DooDeet> anyone?
#2589 [21:01] <xales> DooDeet: Give us the log.
#2590 [21:02] <martinbob> who
#2591 [21:02] <TheRealCrudher> doodeet
#2592 [21:02] <xales> DooDeet: Actually, nevermind.
#2593 [21:02] <RalphD> Hello
#2594 [21:02] <xales> DooDeet: Your computer has an extreme amount of malware on it.
#2595 [21:02] <xales> DooDeet: You need to take it to a computer store and have them repair it.
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#2597 [21:02] <phroa> bbl dinner
#2598 [21:03] <Scott> oh xales.
#2599 [21:03] <DooDeet> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8746906
#2600 [21:03] <xales> oh Scott.
#2601 [21:03] <xales> DooDeet: Read what I just said.
#2602 [21:03] <DooDeet> How do you know that
#2603 [21:03] <xales> DooDeet: Because that's what the log says.
#2604 [21:04] <Scott> You could reinstall the OS on your computer yourself if you can figure out how. We can't help with that here.
#2605 [21:04] <DooDeet> heck with it, ill reformat the darn thing
#2606 [21:04] <Scott> otherwise, your local geek squad can help you.
#2607 [21:04] <martinbob> ok i need some help with this mc launcher error here a link to gist https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8746858
#2608 [21:04] <RalphD> I purchased the program, updated Jave, set security to med, disabled AVG, but still can not get it to work
#2609 [21:04] <xales> RalphD: And why not?
#2610 [21:04] <TheRealCrudher> ok phroa it is done dowloading wat now?
#2611 [21:04] <xales> TheRealCrudher: Install it.
#2612 [21:05] <xales> ??> martinbob win/!
#2613 [21:05] <Absol> martinbob: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your Windows username can break Java, which in turn breaks Minecraft. The only way to fix this issue is to create a new Windows account without any special characters (only A-Z and 0-9).
#2614 [21:05] <DooDeet> what about Malware Bytes or some other program
#2615 [21:05] <Absol> martinbob: See http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/special-characters/ for more information on working around this problem.
#2616 [21:05] <TheRealCrudher> by doing wat?
#2617 [21:05] <xales> TheRealCrudher: Run the file you downloaded.
#2618 [21:05] <xales> DooDeet: With the amount of damage evident in that file, you need to reformat your computer.
#2619 [21:05] <TheRealCrudher> ok xales i just did
#2620 [21:05] <DooDeet> I would never take it to geek squad, thank you
#2621 [21:05] <RalphD> I can not get past the minecraft launcher
#2622 [21:05] <martinbob> ok thanks
#2623 [21:05] <DooDeet> roger that
#2624 [21:05] <Scott> s/geek squad/your local computer repair facility of choice
#2625 [21:05] <ExtremeBot> Scott meant to say: otherwise, your local your local computer repair facility of choice can help you.
#2626 [21:05] <xales> RalphD: And what does it say when you try?
#2627 [21:06] <TheRealCrudher> i install java right?
#2628 [21:06] <xales> TheRealCrudher: Yes...
#2629 [21:06] <klepto> game ended with bad state, exit code 1?
#2630 [21:06] <xales> ??> klepto devconsole
#2631 [21:06] <Absol> klepto: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2632 [21:06] <Absol> klepto: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2633 [21:06] <Scott> wtf is ExtremeBot
#2634 [21:06] <TheRealCrudher> alright its installing right now
#2635 [21:06] <Kamo> Ok since I don't have a newer computer and I just bought this game for daughter, what are my options.
#2636 [21:06] <RalphD> I hit play, then some text goes by and it goes back to the previous screen
#2637 [21:06] <DooDeet> Thanks everybody for your help
#2638 [21:06] <Kamo> am I just out of luck
#2639 [21:06] <klepto> i dont have a github account
#2640 [21:06] <xales> Kamo: There's one thing you can try.
#2641 [21:06] <xales> klepto: You do not need one.
#2642 [21:06] <xales> ??> Kamo hopper/dxdiag
#2643 [21:06] <Absol> Kamo: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2644 [21:07] <xales> ??> RalphD devconsole
#2645 [21:07] <Absol> RalphD: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2646 [21:07] <Absol> RalphD: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2647 [21:07] <klepto> the create secret gist is not clickable
#2648 [21:07] <stupid3700> ??> klepto fubar/ie
#2649 [21:07] <xales> klepto: Then you pasted in the wrong box. You have to put the text in the BIG box.
#2650 [21:07] <Absol> klepto: Internet Exploder/Exploiter/Explorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2651 [21:07] <Absol> klepto: Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox
#2652 [21:08] <TheRealCrudher> alright xales it is done installing wat now
#2653 [21:08] <Kamo> I find it hard to believe i have to pay for something i can't use
#2654 [21:08] <Kamo> i'll try that
#2655 [21:08] <xales> TheRealCrudher: Now you run Minecraft.
#2656 [21:08] <TheRealCrudher> ok
#2657 [21:09] <stupid3700> ??> Kamo requirements
#2658 [21:09] <Absol> Kamo: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements, which are belied by its retro style. http://is.gd/mc_requirements
#2659 [21:09] <stupid3700> Kamo: You should always read the requirements before buying a PC game.
#2660 [21:09] <TheRealCrudher> yes it works thak u so much for ur help!
#2661 [21:09] <xales> s/PC game/anything/
#2662 [21:10] <TheRealCrudher> goodbye thanks for the help
#2663 [21:10] <TheRealCrudher> all of it
#2664 [21:10] <Kamo> well if u don't understand much about computer i don't think it would have helped
#2665 [21:10] <Kamo> besided if you can see it want work, there should be a way for refund
#2666 [21:11] <xales> Kamo: If it won't work due to a flaw in Minecraft, then yes. But not because you didn't read the requirements. You would be able to play with your account on any other computer, such as a new one, a friend's computer, and so forth.
#2667 [21:13] <Kamo> I wonder how much free money you guys make off that
#2668 [21:15] <AG_Clinton> Ya Xales stop making free money.
#2669 [21:15] <xales> but then I can't bathe in it!
#2670 [21:15] <xales> I love my money-baths
#2671 [21:15] <xales> all these Benjamins, man
#2672 [21:15] <AG_Clinton> I'm jelly
#2673 [21:15] <xales> I have a few bags of money lying around
#2674 [21:15] <xales> want one?
#2675 [21:16] <RalphD> Razzd / gist:915520ee245d3a0a4eab Is this wha?t you wanted
#2676 [21:17] <xales> RalphD: Yes.
#2677 [21:17] <xales> ??> RalphD gpu/intel/ig4
#2678 [21:17] <Absol> RalphD: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#2679 [21:17] <Absol> RalphD: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the same. See ?? changeversion
#2680 [21:17] <xales> ??> RalphD changeversion
#2681 [21:17] <Absol> RalphD: To change your game to a different version, start the launcher. Select Edit Profile. In the "Use Version" dropdown menu, select the game version you want. Then click Save Profile.
#2682 [21:18] <klepto> failed to write core dump. minidumps are not enabled be defaulton client versions of windows.....?
#2683 [21:19] <klepto> i tried downlaoding with firefrox too.
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#2685 [21:20] <josechavz98> i cant logg in
#2686 [21:21] <josechavz98> im not getting any emails frommojang to reset my password
#2687 [21:21] <xales> klepto: When do you get that…?
#2688 [21:21] <xales> josechavz98: It takes up to 24 hours to receive the password reset email
#2689 [21:21] <josechavz98> and i need to play the game today, can u speed up the procees
#2690 [21:21] <xales> josechavz98: I don't think you "need" to. I think you want to. And no, there is not.
#2691 [21:22] <josechavz98> no cause i paid for i today , so i could play it, but it wont let me ogg in for some reason
#2692 [21:22] <josechavz98> and im puttting the right userame or email and the right password
#2693 [21:22] <xales> josechavz98: Clearly not, or it would work.
#2694 [21:23] <josechavz98> i think it a tec problem cause im sure i am]
#2695 [21:23] <klepto> right after i get a fatal error has been detected byht he Java runtime environment: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION
#2696 [21:23] <josechavz98> cant you check for me???
#2697 [21:23] <josechavz98> can*
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#2699 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> josechavz98 - Nope. We don't have access to passwords here, for your safety.
#2700 [21:24] <xales> ??> klepto win/java/reinst
#2701 [21:24] <Absol> klepto: You need to reinstall Java.
#2702 [21:24] <Absol> klepto: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
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#2705 [21:24] <klepto> is it true that i want java 1.6?
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#2707 [21:24] <josechavz98> is there anuthing you could do to help me_ or do you guys have a number that i could call to
#2708 [21:24] <xales> klepto: No, it is not.
#2709 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> josechavz98 - No, we cannot do anything to help you here, and there's no customer support number for Mojang.
#2710 [21:25] <xales> josechavz98: No. You have to WAIT FOR THE EMAIL.
#2711 [21:25] <Minecraft-Noob> Hello, internet. I have a query about Minecraft.
#2712 [21:25] <klepto> you said xp...im on win7
#2713 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft-Noob - Hello, we have answers for minecraft. Care to share?
#2714 [21:25] <CubeTheThird> haha internet
#2715 [21:25] <gocaps99> hello my gocaps99 and iam having trouble with my account
#2716 [21:25] <josechavz98> then hows this website working , there should be a customer support, cause you ant even get a refund here .-.
#2717 [21:26] <josechavz98> cant*
#2718 [21:26] <Minecraft-Noob> But of course. I recently purchased Minecraft and installed on a fresh Java install.
#2719 [21:26] <Minecraft-Noob> Got a acceleration issue, updated my graphics drivers. Seemed to be ready to play.
#2720 [21:26] <gocaps99> hello?
#2721 [21:26] <xales> josechavz98: If you need to talk to the accounts team, it will take at least 2 weeks for a reply. Your ONLY OPTION is to wait for an email.
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#2723 [21:26] <Minecraft-Noob> But after log-in, got a black screen. Heard button sounds. Music and stuff.
#2724 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft-Noob - Where did you update your graphics drivers from?
#2725 [21:26] <xales> gocaps99: What, exactly, is the problem?
#2726 [21:27] <Minecraft-Noob> Official AMD website.
#2727 [21:27] <josechavz98> what if i dont get the email, im not going to wait another day
#2728 [21:27] <GreyVulpine> josechavz98 - Then you can request a refund through the same process.
#2729 [21:27] <gocaps99> well I tried loging in and it said rong password but I new it like the back of my hand
#2730 [21:28] <josechavz98> oh okay, ill wait then
#2731 [21:28] <xales> gocaps99: Then reset your password.
#2732 [21:28] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Did you try to make Minecraft fullscreen?
#2733 [21:28] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Also - are you trying to use a texture or resource pack?
#2734 [21:28] <Minecraft-Noob> Heh. I did, indeed. No effect.
#2735 [21:28] <Minecraft-Noob> Also, no. Default
#2736 [21:28] <xales> ??> Minecraft-Noob deloptions
#2737 [21:28] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: You may need to reset your Minecraft settings to default. To do so, open your .minecraft directory and delete the file called 'options.txt'.
#2738 [21:28] <xales> ??> Minecraft-Noob win/.minecraft
#2739 [21:28] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type %AppData%\.minecraft and click OK.
#2740 [21:28] <gocaps99> how it wouldent let me into my accont?
#2741 [21:29] <HarleyCraft> Starting integrated server
#2742 [21:29] <xales> gocaps99: When you go to log in, click RESET PASSWORD or FORGOT PASSWORD
#2743 [21:29] <xales> HarleyCraft: Excuse me?
#2744 [21:29] <gocaps99> ok thanks
#2745 [21:29] <Minecraft-Noob> @xalesI Got it. Just delete it and run the App >
#2746 [21:29] <Minecraft-Noob> ?
#2747 [21:29] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Yes.
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#2750 [21:32] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Nope. No Mojang logo.
#2751 [21:32] <Minecraft-Noob> Just lovely, lovely Minecraft music.
#2752 [21:32] <xales> ??> Minecraft-Noob win/reinst
#2753 [21:32] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2754 [21:32] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2756 [21:33] <Minecraft-Noob> Absol: Deleting .minecraft and running again.
#2757 [21:34] <HarleyCraft> I do not know how to explain my mistake
#2758 [21:34] <xales> HarleyCraft: Perhaps you should start by trying.
#2759 [21:34] <Minecraft-Noob> Lol.
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#2761 [21:36] <Minecraft-Noob> Absol: A good attempt, but to no avail.
#2762 [21:36] <HarleyCraft> Since 1.7.2 MC is crashing when I load a game. (also creating a new one)
#2763 [21:37] <Minecraft-Noob> I'm almost positive this has something to do with my graphics controller and the lwjgl fighting.
#2764 [21:37] <xales> ??> Minecraft-Noob hopper/dxdiag
#2765 [21:37] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2766 [21:37] <xales> ??> HarleyCraft intel/gpu/ig4
#2767 [21:37] <Checkers112> I was adding a texture pack to my game and then it kept freezing. Now it won't start and says the texture pack is what made it crash? It says I need to take it off but idk how?
#2768 [21:37] <xales> ??> HarleyCraft gpu/inel/ig4
#2769 [21:37] <xales> ??> HarleyCraft gpu/intel/ig4
#2770 [21:37] <Absol> HarleyCraft: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#2771 [21:37] <Absol> HarleyCraft: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the same. See ?? changeversion
#2772 [21:37] <xales> ??> Checkers112 win/reinst
#2773 [21:37] <Absol> Checkers112: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2774 [21:37] <Absol> Checkers112: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2776 [21:38] <FiveChrisOneHundred> Hello, everyone. I'm having a video card drivers problem, but I can't update my drivers, since I don't have access to an administrator account. Anyone? :)
#2777 [21:39] <HarleyCraft> what
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#2779 [21:39] <xales> FiveChrisOneHundred: There's no way to update drivers without administrative access to the computer. Sorry.
#2780 [21:39] <xales> HarleyCraft: Read what Absol said to you.
#2781 [21:39] <FiveChrisOneHundred> xales: Really? :c
#2782 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> FiveChrisOneHundred - Really.
#2783 [21:39] <FiveChrisOneHundred> :P
#2784 [21:40] <FiveChrisOneHundred> Oh, well. Minecraft++ updated to a pretty recent version or has it been abandoned?
#2785 [21:40] <FiveChrisOneHundred> Is Minecraft++*
#2786 [21:40] <HarleyCraft> noooo ;-; ok
#2787 [21:41] <xales> FiveChrisOneHundred: We have nothing to do with that; and if Minecraft doesn't work, that probably won't either.
#2788 [21:41] <Checkers112> I opened the .minecraft directory. What do I need to delete?
#2789 [21:41] <FiveChrisOneHundred> xales: Well, it runs off of C++, so I might have better luck with it. You never know~
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#2791 [21:41] <xales> Checkers112: The resourcepacks directory.
#2792 [21:41] <Checkers112> okay, thank you!
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#2796 [21:43] <Minecraft-Noob> Absol: Okay! I have a the dxdiag info in a gist URL. Where should I send that ?
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#2798 [21:43] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Just give us the link to it here.
#2799 [21:43] <Minecraft-Noob> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/3edc3bd982577228f67e
#2800 [21:43] <Minecraft-Noob> Awesome. Thank you.
#2801 [21:44] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Oh, I see the problem. That graphics card is really old. It can barely run Minecraft at all. And the driver you have now is from 2007...
#2802 [21:44] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Give me a sec to find the new driver.
#2803 [21:44] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: HA. Oops.
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#2805 [21:45] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Install Catalyst Software Suite from here: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
#2806 [21:45] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Sweet, man. Lemme see if this helps.
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#2813 [21:52] <Minecraft-Noob> 50% finished.
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#2817 [21:54] <Minecraft-Noob> This poor machine. It's really trying.
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#2830 [22:09] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Mmmk. AMD suite is installed.
#2831 [22:09] <Jhffghh> Does anyone know how I can get my minecraft online
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#2833 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft-Noob - Try minecraft?
#2834 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> Jhffghh - Er, what?
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#2836 [22:10] <Minecraft-Noob> GreyVulpine: I did. Same issue. BUT it. did recommend a reboot
#2837 [22:11] <Minecraft-Noob> Perhaps I should do that before writing it off.
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#2839 [22:11] <Jhffghh> So I've been trying to login to my minecraft and it say I'm not connected to the internet and that it can't connect to servers
#2840 [22:12] <Jhffghh> And I've never been able to go online since I've downloaded it
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#2846 [22:16] <Jhffghh> Any ideas?
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#2853 [22:28] <Minecraft-Noob> @xales: Back!
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#2855 [22:28] <Minecraft-Noob> I don't believe this. It still isn't working >_<
#2856 [22:28] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Try doing another dxdiag -
#2857 [22:29] <xales> ??> Minecraft-Noob hopper/dxdiag
#2858 [22:29] <Absol> Minecraft-Noob: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2859 [22:29] <Minecraft-Noob> Will do.
#2860 [22:30] <blaze> my minecraft keeps crashing. i log on, click on my world, but then it says "not responding". after some seconds a pop up would appear and say that minecraft crashed
#2861 [22:31] <blaze> please help
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#2863 [22:31] <blaze> my minecraft keeps crashing. i log on, click on my world, but then it says "not responding". after some seconds a pop up would appear and say that minecraft crashed
#2864 [22:32] <cestislife> ??> blaze devconsole
#2865 [22:32] <Absol> blaze: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2866 [22:32] <Absol> blaze: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2867 [22:32] <blaze> ok thank you
#2868 [22:33] <Minecraft-Noob> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f88a1d362ac11958b01e
#2869 [22:35] <blaze> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/80652a2bd7d9625b6fc3
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#2872 [22:35] <blaze> here is the dev. console things https://gist.github.com/anonymous/80652a2bd7d9625b6fc3
#2873 [22:35] <bravo2255> I have a problem withmy drivers pixels not being formatted
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#2875 [22:36] <bravo2255> I have windows 8, it worked fine on my windows 7 however when I updated it went out. I have the newest java and have updated my AMD
#2876 [22:36] <Andres> help me with the error exit code -1
#2877 [22:36] <Andres> help me with the error exit code -1
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#2879 [22:37] <bravo2255> org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
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#2881 [22:38] <blaze> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/80652a2bd7d9625b6fc3 here is my development console.
#2882 [22:38] <Andres> help me with the error exit code -1
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#2885 [22:38] <Andrio> ??> Andres devconsole
#2886 [22:38] <Absol> Andres: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2887 [22:38] <Absol> Andres: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to https://gist.github.com/ and paste it. Click Create Secret Gist. Then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#2889 [22:40] <GrygrFlzr> ??> bravo2255 hopper/dxdiag
#2890 [22:40] <Absol> bravo2255: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2894 [22:42] <Andres> this is the link: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d48268174f6ed48bd024
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#2896 [22:43] <GrygrFlzr> Andres: I was asking bravo2255 for his dxdiag, you were asked for a devconsole.
#2897 [22:43] <Acar25> I am having trouble with port forwarding. I had a server running with an old router, upgraded routers and now it doesn't work. Also the port forwarding doesn't seem to be working.
#2898 [22:45] <xales> Acar25: Setting up port forwarding is beyond the scope of this channel. I suggest starting with the guides (ignore the advertisements, the guides are free) at http://portforward.com/
#2899 [22:45] <GrygrFlzr> ??> Andres gpu/intel/ig4
#2900 [22:45] <Absol> Andres: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#2901 [22:45] <Absol> Andres: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the same. See ?? changeversion
#2902 [22:45] <Acar25> I then put the old router back and it doesn't work. I've tried a port checker and it doesn't work. I've followed a bunch of guides and it doesnt tell me any fixes.
#2903 [22:46] <xales> Acar25: Your internal IP address has probably changed. Set it up, from scratch, using the new router. Keep in mind a "port-checker" will only work if Minecraft is actually running, AND the port is open.
#2904 [22:47] <Andres> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c755828b3c7e4743dd0f
#2905 [22:47] <Acar25> I did not know that last part, that minecraft had to be running. This helped a little. Thank you for your time
#2906 [22:47] <xales> Andres: Read what Absol just told you.
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#2908 [22:48] <GrygrFlzr> Andres: Play on 1.7.2, not 1.7.4
#2909 [22:48] <GrygrFlzr> Andres: Your graphics card is very old
#2910 [22:48] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Find anything useful in the updated dxdiag ?
#2911 [22:48] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: My bad, had to step away for a moment.
#2912 [22:49] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: It looks like the new driver didn't get installed.
#2913 [22:49] <Minecraft-Noob> It's cool, man. I'm making a pizza.
#2914 [22:49] <bravo2255> I have a problem withmy drivers pixels not being formatted
#2915 [22:49] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: The installer should still be in your Downloads folder. Run it, and it should give you the option to do an Express Uninstall first. Do that, then run it a second time and install it.
#2916 [22:49] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Oh. That's annoying. Let me go fix that.
#2917 [22:49] <bravo2255> I've tried everything, lol
#2918 [22:49] <cestislife> ??> bravo2255 hopper/dxdiag
#2919 [22:49] <Absol> bravo2255: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2920 [22:49] <xales> ??> bravo2255 hopper/dxdiag
#2921 [22:49] <Absol> bravo2255: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2922 [22:49] <cestislife> oh
#2923 [22:49] * cestislife backs off
#2923 [22:49] <bravo2255> I've tried all of that..
#2924 [22:49] <xales> bravo2255: No, you haven't.
#2925 [22:50] <xales> bravo2255: The last step is the only step that actually counts. All those instructions do is give us information.
#2926 [22:50] <Andres> I can not at the 1.7.2
#2927 [22:50] <xales> bravo2255: So, do it again, and follow ALL of the steps, so we can have the information we need to assist you.
#2928 [22:50] <Andres> Just try and not work
#2929 [22:50] <xales> Andres: Then your computer is too old for Minecraft.
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#2931 [22:51] <bravo2255> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/776ea1ef74150bc61d1a
#2932 [22:51] <xales> bravo2255: Your graphics card is too old and is not supported on Windows 8.1
#2933 [22:51] <xales> bravo2255: You must either purchase a new graphics card or downgrade Windows.
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#2935 [22:51] <Andres> before work when I had windows 7
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#2937 [22:51] <Andres> because it does not work on windows 8
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#2939 [22:51] <xales> Andres: Your computer is too old for Windows 8
#2940 [22:52] <bravo2255> Ah, gotcha. Thanks
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#2942 [22:52] <allforbeast13> need help downloading feed the beast mod, it is crashing
#2943 [22:52] <xales> allforbeast13: Then you need to go to their website for support.
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#2945 [22:53] <allforbeast13> hows web site?
#2946 [22:53] <xales> allforbeast13: What?
#2947 [22:53] <webrosc> allforbeast13, http://forum.feed-the-beast.com/forum/
#2948 [22:54] <allforbeast13> thanks
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#2950 [22:55] <Howard6838> i am having troubles with my minecraft account info. is there any way that i can get all my information back. Thanks
#2951 [22:55] <xales> Howard6838: What, specifically, are the "troubles" you are having?
#2952 [22:56] <Howard6838> i kind of forgot my sign in and password
#2953 [22:56] <Howard6838> but i am able to still play
#2954 [22:56] <xales> Howard6838: Then you have to open a ticket with your Transaction ID
#2955 [22:56] <xales> ??> Howard6838 mojang/email
#2956 [22:56] <Absol> Howard6838: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#2957 [22:56] <xales> ??> Howard6838 transactionid
#2958 [22:56] <Absol> Howard6838: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#2959 [22:58] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Okie dokie. Should I throw a new dxdiag at you ?
#2960 [22:58] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: To see if the drivers updated ?
#2961 [22:58] <xales> Minecraft-Noob: Easiest way to check is probably to just run Minecraft.
#2962 [22:59] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Affirmative.
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#2964 [23:00] <Darkmist> Im trying to use my pixelmon mod and it says ask a mod author is this were i can find one to help me out
#2965 [23:00] <allforbeast13> can somebody walk me through the procces
#2966 [23:00] <xales> Darkmist: The mod author is the person that made PixelMon.
#2967 [23:00] <xales> Darkmist: Perhaps you should go to their website to find them.
#2968 [23:00] <xales> allforbeast13: No.
#2969 [23:00] <Darkmist> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol ok
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#2971 [23:01] <xales> allforbeast13: I'm sure everything you need to know is on their website.
#2972 [23:03] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: No dice. I might be out of luck.
#2973 [23:03] <allforbeast13> thanks a lot
#2974 [23:05] <allforbeast13> dude ftb just shut it slef down
#2975 [23:07] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: Any other advice before I throw my computer into a volcano /
#2976 [23:08] <Minecraft-Noob> xales: ?
#2977 [23:08] <GrygrFlzr> Minecraft-Noob: Yes, you can probably get some money for it instead
#2978 [23:08] <GrygrFlzr> :P
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#2980 [23:09] <Minecraft-Noob> GrygrFlzr: Heh.
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#2982 [23:09] <Minecraft-Noob> Thanks for your help, guys. Later.
#2983 [23:09] <Extreme> Minecraft-Noob: When you installed the driver, did you reboot?
#2984 [23:09] <Minecraft-Noob> Extreme: I did.
#2985 [23:10] <Minecraft-Noob> Extreme: But when I sent the new dxdiag, he said the drivers hadn't changed.
#2986 [23:10] <Minecraft-Noob> Extreme: So I rolled them back and am now reinstalling the Catalyst stuff.
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#2991 [23:26] <BradSellers> I just purchsed minecraft and it won't play
#2992 [23:26] <phroa> Why won't it?
#2993 [23:26] <phroa> (what's the exact error.)
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#2996 [23:27] <BradSellers> say pixel format not accelerated
#2997 [23:27] <phroa> ??> BradSellers hopper/dxdiag
#2998 [23:27] <Absol> BradSellers: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2999 [23:29] <BradSellers> cant seem understand directions
#3000 [23:29] <phroa> what exactly is not making sense?
#3001 [23:29] <BradSellers> where is windows key?
#3002 [23:29] <phroa> ??> BradSellers win/key
#3003 [23:29] <Absol> BradSellers: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3004 [23:30] <phroa> BradSellers, wait. You do have a windows machine, yes?
#3005 [23:30] <BradSellers> yes
#3006 [23:30] <phroa> Alright.
#3007 [23:30] <phroa> Continue following the steps, please.
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#3009 [23:34] <XpertThe1f> hi i need help with downloading minecraft on my windows 8 computer
#3010 [23:35] <phroa> XpertThe1f what exactly is stopping you from doing that?
#3011 [23:35] <XpertThe1f> when i try to play minecraft it says bad video card drivers so i check my video card drivers but there are no problems
#3012 [23:36] <phroa> XpertThe1f, how exactly does that prevent you from downloading minecraft?
#3013 [23:36] <phroa> In any case,
#3014 [23:36] <phroa> ??> XpertThe1f hopper/dxdiag
#3015 [23:36] <Absol> XpertThe1f: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3016 [23:36] <XpertThe1f> i can download minecraft i just cant play it for some reason
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#3018 [23:37] <phroa> Follow Absol's instructions.
#3019 [23:37] <BradSellers> i cant seem to do it
#3020 [23:37] <phroa> BradSellers, why can't you. Where are you getting stuck?
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#3022 [23:39] <XpertThe1f> i try to play minecraft by downloading it it succeds but when i press play its says bad video card drivers but i checked my video card drivers and they are fine
#3023 [23:39] <BradSellers> all of it
#3024 [23:39] <phroa> ??> XpertThe1f hopper/dxdiag
#3025 [23:39] <Absol> XpertThe1f: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3026 [23:39] <BradSellers> i pasted the file but nothinh happened
#3027 [23:39] <phroa> BradSellers, let's focus on one thing at a time. Tell me one thing you are having trouble with.
#3028 [23:39] <phroa> Ah
#3029 [23:39] <XpertThe1f> ok ill try are you sure it will help
#3030 [23:39] <phroa> BradSellers, you need to give us the link
#3031 [23:39] <phroa> XpertThe1f, absolutely.
#3032 [23:39] <xales> XpertThe1f: No, we just told you to do it for fun.
#3033 [23:42] <BradSellers> can you take over my machine and help
#3034 [23:42] <xales> BradSellers: No. You can follow the instructions.
#3035 [23:43] <xales> BradSellers: If you are unable to, find someone who can.
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#3038 [23:43] <BradSellers> I did I just can't get it to do anything
#3039 [23:43] <phroa> BradSellers, what did you do, exactly?...
#3040 [23:45] <BradSellers> I followed instructions but nothing happened
#3041 [23:45] <xales> BradSellers: No, you didn't.
#3042 [23:45] <phroa> BradSellers you did not follow all instructions.
#3043 [23:45] <phroa> BradSellers take another look-see
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#3048 [23:47] <XpertThe1f> i have done what you guys said i am trying to put the file that i copyd into the gyst secret file am i suppost to put it in the destription
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#3051 [23:48] <Andrio> No.
#3052 [23:48] <phroa> XpertThe1f You put the text in the big box below the small box.
#3053 [23:48] <phroa> Here, let me show you:
#3054 [23:48] <phroa> ??> XpertThe1f gist/image
#3055 [23:48] <Absol> XpertThe1f: Ah, so you need pictoral step-by-step directions? Give http://imgur.com/a/SfRa1 a look, then.
#3056 [23:48] <phroa> wow, I actually remembered that right
#3057 [23:49] <XpertThe1f> i tryed to put it there it wont let me paste it
#3058 [23:49] <phroa> XpertThe1f, try paste.ubuntu.com if you can't get it to work.
#3059 [23:49] <phroa> Put the text in the Content: box.
#3060 [23:50] <XpertThe1f> i did that now what
#3061 [23:50] <xales> XpertThe1f: Now you give us the link.
#3062 [23:51] <XpertThe1f> i pressed paste at the bottom is that good
#3063 [23:51] <BradSellers> what do I do after I have pasted
#3064 [23:51] <phroa> Yes. Now give us the link, please.
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#3066 [23:51] <phroa> Both of you.
#3067 [23:51] <xales> BradSellers: You give us the link to it
#3068 [23:52] <XpertThe1f> how
#3069 [23:52] <BradSellers> how do I do that
#3070 [23:52] <phroa> BradSellers, XpertThe1f, when you want email someone a cool website, you don't email the whole site, do you? No, you email a link.
#3071 [23:52] <BradSellers> All I have right now is my document on my desktop
#3072 [23:52] <xales> You COPY the LINK which is one of those things that start with http and then you PASTE it here.
#3073 [23:53] <xales> If you can't figure this out, find someone that knows how to operate a computer to assist you.
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#3075 [23:53] <BradSellers> what is the link name
#3076 [23:53] <Sneak_Stealth> Would here be a good place to report a major issue with MCBans>
#3077 [23:53] <phroa> We 4need4 the links to your websites. Get a parent, or have someone from a computer shop help you.
#3078 [23:53] <xales> Sneak_Stealth: The MCBans website.
#3079 [23:53] <phroa> Sneak_Stealth, contact the developers at their website
#3080 [23:53] <xales> Sneak_Stealth: We have absolutely nothing to do with them.
#3081 [23:54] <Sneak_Stealth> Thank you
#3082 [23:54] <xales> ??> BradSellers scold/age
#3083 [23:54] <Absol> BradSellers: If you are under the age of 18 or have no idea how computers work, please get your parent or someone else who knows computers to assist you.
#3084 [23:54] <Sneak_Stealth> And stay safe its a pretty massive loophole.
#3085 [23:54] <phroa> I think mcbans is the issue, personally.
#3086 [23:54] <xales> ^
#3087 [23:54] <xales> MCBans is a steaming pile of crap.
#3088 [23:54] <phroa> It's a shitty piece of software.
#3089 [23:54] <XpertThe1f> no thing on my page says http
#3090 [23:54] <xales> ??> XpertThe1f scold/age
#3091 [23:54] <Absol> XpertThe1f: If you are under the age of 18 or have no idea how computers work, please get your parent or someone else who knows computers to assist you.
#3092 [23:55] <BradSellers> I just need to know where and how to send this information
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#3094 [23:55] <phroa> BradSellers WE ARE TELLING YOU
#3095 [23:55] <xales> BradSellers: You know the BOX WHERE YOU TYPE WHAT WEBSITE YOU WANT TO GO TO?
#3096 [23:55] <Sneak_Stealth> Or so I've seen. Peole without access to the server at all banning members of over years, Come on MCBans, get your damn shit together. See you all later
#3097 [23:55] <xales> BradSellers: THAT IS WHERE THE LINK IS.
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#3099 [23:55] <xales> BradSellers: GIVE US THAT LINK.
#3100 [23:55] <BradSellers> what link are you referring to?
#3101 [23:56] <xales> BradSellers: I just TOLD you.
#3102 [23:56] <xales> ??> BradSellers scold/pebcak
#3103 [23:56] <Absol> BradSellers: Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy (both in terms of language and computers), and ability to exactly follow instructions. If you are in over your head technically, hire a professional. We're here to help with Minecraft, not teach basic computer use from scratch.
#3104 [23:56] <Absol> BradSellers: That said, we honestly do wish to help. It may be possible someone here might be able to assist you through TeamViewer, a screen-sharing utility.
#3105 [23:56] <XpertThe1f> i did it
#3106 [23:56] <xales> BradSellers: In other words: Find someone that knows how to use a computer, and don't come back until they are the one operating.
#3107 [23:56] <xales> XpertThe1f: No, you didn't.
#3108 [23:56] * xales kicked XpertThe1f from #minecrafthelp (Reason: pertThe1f :0,4Come back with someone that knows how to use a computer.)
#3109 [23:56] * xales kicked BradSellers from #minecrafthelp (Reason: radSellers :0,4Come back with someone that knows how to use a computer.)
#3110 [23:56] <xales> Holy fucking shit.
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#3112 [23:57] <phroa> Well put.
#3113 [23:57] <xales> I am not dealing with this tonight.
#3114 [23:57] <phroa> Nighty night.
#3115 [23:57] <phroa> go take a nap.
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#3117 [23:57] <xales> phroa: Bleh. 'night
#3118 [23:57] <XpertThe1f> i need help i was talking to xales i am getting my mom to help
#3119 [23:57] <xales> XpertThe1f: http://imgur.com/a/SfRa1
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#3121 [23:59] <XpertThe1f> http://paste.ubuntu.com/
#3122 [23:59] <phroa> XpertThe1f was that you or your mom?