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#2 [00:00] <UberHaxorCreeper> http://gyazo.com/059420f00f61f4f853ec927e87a3a6de its the title screen, but its in the corner for some reason
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#4 [00:00] <clarjon1> ah
#5 [00:00] <clarjon1> oh, i see
#6 [00:00] <UberHaxorCreeper> Another notable thing is that the mojang logo doesnt appear when loading
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#8 [00:00] <clarjon1> ??> UberHaxorCreeper win/dxdiag
#9 [00:00] <VoxelHead> UberHaxorCreeper: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#10 [00:01] <TeenLizard> i kneed help fixing my server
#11 [00:01] <UberHaxorCreeper> Alright
#12 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> TeenLizard - And what kind of help do you need? What's wrong with it?
#13 [00:01] <UberHaxorCreeper> You can help TeenLizard for now
#14 [00:01] <TeenLizard> it wont let other players join
#15 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Did you port forward?
#16 [00:01] <TeenLizard> yes
#17 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Are you giving people your public IP address?
#18 [00:02] <clarjon1> TeenLizard: Have you rebooted your computer or the modem/router since oyu port forwarded?
#19 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> What does your port forwarding look like?
#20 [00:02] <TeenLizard> yep
#21 [00:03] <TeenLizard> it asks for a opening and closing port
#22 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> And what are you putting into those fields? What ip are you forwarding to?
#23 [00:03] <TeenLizard> and i put 25565 for both
#24 [00:03] <TeenLizard> and i put 25565 for both
#25 [00:04] <clarjon1> TeenLizard: What IP are you forwarding to?
#26 [00:04] <TeenLizard> my ipv4
#27 [00:04] <clarjon1> -_-
#28 [00:05] <clarjon1> TeenLizard: What IP are you forwarding to?
#29 [00:05] <UberHaxorCreeper> sorry to interupt, but is there anything else I can do in the meantime while I wait for the report?
#30 [00:05] <Andrio> It doesn't take that long.
#31 [00:05] <UberHaxorCreeper> oh
#32 [00:05] <UberHaxorCreeper> alright, well
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#34 [00:05] <Andrio> have you followed the instructions?
#35 [00:06] <TeenLizard> clarjoin1: what do you mean
#36 [00:06] <clarjon1> TeenLizard: what exactly are the numbers you punched into the router
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#38 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> TeenLizard - What is the actual ip address you're putting in?
#39 [00:07] <TeenLizard> 192.168.1.103
#40 [00:08] <bob> My account has been lost before (log in didn't work) I sent a complaint to mojang and NEVER got an email back (this was a year ago) exact same thing is happening to my new account I bought. My passwords are very secure
#41 [00:08] <UberHaxorCreeper> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ee96cd55732d7b115d97
#42 [00:08] <UberHaxorCreeper> Alright I did it..
#43 [00:09] <UberHaxorCreeper> So now what?
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#45 [00:10] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, one moment
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#47 [00:10] <clarjon1> UberHaxorCreeper: please wait as the volunteers read the report
#48 [00:10] <UberHaxorCreeper> Okay
#49 [00:10] <UberHaxorCreeper> I will
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#51 [00:10] <UberHaxorCreeper> How long should it be though? I have to go soon...
#52 [00:11] <clarjon1> wow
#53 [00:11] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, download and install http://esupport.sony.com/US/p/swu-download.pl?mdl=VGNFW230J&upd_id=3808&os_group_id=10
#54 [00:11] <UberHaxorCreeper> Okay
#55 [00:11] <meantgeoduck07> i have to update i video driver and it say to look for the manufacture of the video driver it just has n/a
#56 [00:11] <clarjon1> UberHaxorCreeper: the driver that you currently have installed? It's claming to have been made in the year 2407
#57 [00:11] <clarjon1> lol
#58 [00:11] <UberHaxorCreeper> LOL
#59 [00:11] <meantgeoduck07> i have to update i video driver and it say to look for the manufacture of the video driver it just has n/a
#60 [00:11] <OatOnReTv> FATAL ERROR: net.minecraft.bootstrap.FatalBootstrapError: Unable to download while being forced at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:83) at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:367) Please fix the error and restart.
#61 [00:11] <UberHaxorCreeper> I forgot to tell you I'm from the future
#62 [00:11] <clarjon1> UberHaxorCreeper: better check if you have a flux capacitor in that system ;) lol.
#63 [00:12] <meantgeoduck07> how
#64 [00:12] <CubeTheThird> ??> meantgeoduck07 win/dxdiag
#65 [00:12] <VoxelHead> meantgeoduck07: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#66 [00:12] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, please put the complete log onto pastie.org and give a link here
#67 [00:12] <meantgeoduck07> ive done that
#68 [00:12] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, then give us a link to your dxdiag report
#69 [00:12] <meantgeoduck07> ok hold on a sec
#70 [00:13] <meantgeoduck07> it dont let me copy it
#71 [00:13] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, the website address?
#72 [00:13] <OatOnReTv> I was Thailand
#73 [00:14] <meantgeoduck07> the website addres of what
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#75 [00:14] <meantgeoduck07> what website address
#76 [00:15] <UberHaxorCreeper> You guys work pretty fast
#77 [00:15] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, the complete log should be pasted onto https://gist.github.com and then the website address is given here
#78 [00:15] <UberHaxorCreeper> Is that all I have to download?
#79 [00:15] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, the complete log is way too log to put into a chatroom
#80 [00:15] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, should be
#81 [00:15] <UberHaxorCreeper> alright
#82 [00:15] <UberHaxorCreeper> thanks
#83 [00:15] <CubeTheThird> ??> meantgeoduck07 win/edit
#84 [00:15] <VoxelHead> meantgeoduck07: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#85 [00:15] <UberHaxorCreeper> i'll come back since i have to restart my pc
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#87 [00:16] <meantgeoduck07> so i send you the crash report
#88 [00:16] <Andrio> 400 years later...
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#90 [00:16] <OatOnReTv> http://pastie.org/8969157
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#92 [00:17] <meantgeoduck07> so i send you the crash report
#93 [00:17] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, once you submit it, we need a link to it
#94 [00:17] <OatOnReTv> I can not play Minecraft
#95 [00:17] <meantgeoduck07> how do i sumbit it
#96 [00:18] <CubeTheThird> meantgeoduck07, by clicking the 'create secret gist' button on the website
#97 [00:18] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, is that the complete report? I feel there should be more to it
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#99 [00:19] <OatOnReTv> I read Mr. English is not English.
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#101 [00:19] <OatOnReTv> I just hope via Google Translate.
#102 [00:20] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, what?
#103 [00:21] <OatOnReTv> I can not read
#104 [00:21] <OatOnReTv> I'm the Thailand
#105 [00:21] <TehKitti> Using Google Translate
#106 [00:21] <TehKitti> That's what he's saying
#107 [00:21] <CubeTheThird> ok..
#108 [00:22] <OatOnReTv> Yes
#109 [00:22] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, I do not believe the report you submitted is complete. There should be more
#110 [00:22] <OatOnReTv> Just then, I have
#111 [00:23] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, if I am not mistaken, there should be more information at the top, such as your java version
#112 [00:24] <OatOnReTv> Sorry I forgot
#113 [00:24] <yol12> provle ma
#114 [00:24] <OatOnReTv> awhile
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#117 [00:26] <OatOnReTv> http://pastie.org/8969166
#118 [00:26] <UberHaxorCreeper> I'm back
#119 [00:26] <UberHaxorCreeper> The things installed I guess...
#120 [00:27] <UberHaxorCreeper> But it said that I was downloading older versions of it
#121 [00:27] <UberHaxorCreeper> Was I supposed to be?
#122 [00:27] <OatOnReTv> Using Google Translate
#123 [00:28] <UberHaxorCreeper> Trying minecraft, lets hope it works
#124 [00:28] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, what is the exact java version though?
#125 [00:28] <UberHaxorCreeper> Wow
#126 [00:28] <UberHaxorCreeper> It worked!
#127 [00:28] <CubeTheThird> haha yay!
#128 [00:29] <UberHaxorCreeper> But it now says that I have an old graphics card, and before it didnt say that
#129 [00:29] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, well... you do. Intel 4 series is pretty old
#130 [00:29] <UberHaxorCreeper> I know
#131 [00:29] <UberHaxorCreeper> lol
#132 [00:29] <UberHaxorCreeper> But it never said that before
#133 [00:29] <OatOnReTv> Do you speak it? Thailand
#134 [00:30] <UberHaxorCreeper> Idk why it would barely be telling me this
#135 [00:30] <OatOnReTv> I just installed java 7
#136 [00:32] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, huh... ok. It's possible something like your anti-virus or firewall software are blocking the game
#137 [00:32] <UberHaxorCreeper> CubeTheThird, why did I need to downgrade my driver?
#138 [00:33] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, I'm actually surprised it downgraded. Since your computer is a Sony, you are technically only able to install Sony provided drivers for it, so that's what I gave you. They will not be as up-to date as the official Intel ones
#139 [00:33] <UberHaxorCreeper> Wow
#140 [00:34] <OatOnReTv> I turned off the Windows firewall or not.
#141 [00:34] <UberHaxorCreeper> I need to face the fact that my computer is old as shit..
#142 [00:34] <niel> never get a sony
#143 [00:34] <niel> cyberpower!
#144 [00:34] <UberHaxorCreeper> Oh great..
#145 [00:34] <UberHaxorCreeper> I just crashed
#146 [00:34] <CubeTheThird> never Sony, Toshiba or Panasonic for laptops
#147 [00:35] <UberHaxorCreeper> Uh, where can I give you my crash report?
#148 [00:35] <OatOnReTv> I turned off the Windows firewall or not.
#149 [00:35] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, pastie.org
#150 [00:35] <CubeTheThird> OatOnReTv, well you can turn it off to test. What anti-virus software do you have?
#151 [00:35] <OatOnReTv> I'll try
#152 [00:36] <UberHaxorCreeper> http://pastie.org/private/wpd1jmhibhzsqjgsw9aiwa
#153 [00:36] <UberHaxorCreeper> I tried installing optfine, cuz you know, my computer sucks
#154 [00:36] <UberHaxorCreeper> And then it crashed
#155 [00:36] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, ya sorry, we can't help with mod stuff here
#156 [00:36] <UberHaxorCreeper> Oh
#157 [00:37] <UberHaxorCreeper> I see
#158 [00:37] <UberHaxorCreeper> where can i go for that?
#159 [00:38] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, umm the minecraft forums might be your best bet. Google might also bring up results for that stuff
#160 [00:38] <UberHaxorCreeper> Alrighty
#161 [00:38] <UberHaxorCreeper> Thanks for the help CubeTheThird
#162 [00:38] <CubeTheThird> glad to help
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#165 [00:40] <UberHaxorCreeper> Uhm
#166 [00:40] <UberHaxorCreeper> Another question
#167 [00:40] <CubeTheThird> shoot
#168 [00:40] <UberHaxorCreeper> Do you think it will possible for me to upgrade again without having the glitch happen again?
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#171 [00:41] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, you mean upgrade your graphics drivers?
#172 [00:41] <UberHaxorCreeper> Yes
#173 [00:42] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, well the driver I gave you is the most recent version supported for your specific laptop. Why would you want to update them anyways?
#174 [00:43] <UberHaxorCreeper> Well, I have "updated" them before and they worked better, making minecraft run faster
#175 [00:44] <UberHaxorCreeper> The last time I updated it and it gave me more graphical options
#176 [00:44] <CubeTheThird> UberHaxorCreeper, well any version that you use to update beyond that one is your decision. If it doesn't work, you can always downgrade it again.
#177 [00:44] <UberHaxorCreeper> Alright
#178 [00:45] <UberHaxorCreeper> But why would those versions affect Minecraft if they are the newer ones?
#179 [00:45] <UberHaxorCreeper> I'm sorry I have so much questions..
#180 [00:45] <UberHaxorCreeper> But I just want to know
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#183 [00:51] <OatOnReTv> I have no antivirus
#184 [00:52] <OatOnReTv> Minecraft play through SP has I can not play through. Net is.
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#186 [00:52] <carlo> hey guys
#187 [00:53] <carlo> please answer
#188 [00:53] <Andrio> ??> carlo ask
#189 [00:53] <VoxelHead> carlo: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#190 [00:53] <VoxelHead> carlo: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#192 [00:54] <carlo> my minecraft says this thing that bootstrap fatal error
#193 [00:54] <OatOnReTv> I was
#194 [00:55] <carlo> can you please help me fix that problem?
#195 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> carlo - Yes
#196 [00:55] <carlo> okk
#197 [00:55] * UberHaxorCreeper [UberHaxorCreeper@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
#198 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> carlo - Give us the full error report via www.pastie.org and give us the URL
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#201 [00:56] <Dunk_> Why is my game crashing for no reason
#202 [00:56] <OatOnReTv> I have the same problem as you
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#204 [00:56] <Dunk_> It not cool
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#206 [00:57] <Dunk_> When i join a server it crashes
#207 [00:57] <carlo_> hey guys
#208 [00:57] <OatOnReTv> หะ
#209 [00:57] <carlo_> its me i just switched from my laptop to my comp
#210 [00:57] <carlo_> it says this
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#213 [00:58] <carlo_> Bootstrap (v5) Current time is Mar 26, 2014 12:57:37 PM System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 7' System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.1' System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'x86' System.getProperty('java.version') == '1.7.0_51' System.getProperty('java.vendor') == 'Oracle Corporation' System.getProperty('sun.arch.data.model') == '32' Downloading: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/launcher.pack.lzma Exception: java.net.SocketExcep
#214 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Again
#215 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> carlo - Give us the full error report via www.pastie.org and give us the URL
#216 [00:58] <carlo_> ok
#217 [00:59] <carlo_> http://pastie.org/8969206
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#219 [00:59] <carlo_> im still here
#220 [00:59] <carlo_> http://pastie.org/8969206
#221 [00:59] <carlo_> that is the full report
#222 [00:59] * UberHaxorCreeper [UberHaxorCreeper@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
#223 [01:00] <Dunk_> When i join a server it crashes
#224 [01:00] <carlo_> heelllo??
#225 [01:00] <Dunk_> It not cool
#226 [01:00] <carlo_> please help me !!
#227 [01:00] <Dunk_> Wait
#228 [01:00] <carlo_> ok
#229 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> carlo_ - What security software do you use?
#230 [01:00] <OatOnReTv> http://pastie.org/8969208
#231 [01:01] <OatOnReTv> please help me !
#232 [01:01] <Dunk_> this is what it says
#233 [01:01] <Dunk_> Bootstrap (v5)
#234 [01:01] <carlo_> i use avast
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#236 [01:02] <OatOnReTv> You have the same problem as me
#237 [01:03] <carlo_> ok
#238 [01:03] <carlo_> ok
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#240 [01:04] <carlo_> hello?
#241 [01:05] <OatOnReTv> I can not solved this problem.
#242 [01:05] <OatOnReTv> I need help
#243 [01:05] <carlo_> greyvulpine hello?
#244 [01:06] <carlo_> hello
#245 [01:06] <carlo_> anyone
#246 [01:06] <carlo_> anyone on?
#247 [01:06] <carlo_> please help
#248 [01:06] <OatOnReTv> Why the silence
#249 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> carlo_ - Uninstall and reinstall java
#250 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> OatOnReTv - Give us the entire error report via www.pastie.org and give us the URL
#251 [01:08] <OatOnReTv> http://pastie.org/8969210
#252 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Wow. Huh.
#253 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> One moment
#254 [01:09] <OatOnReTv> Please help
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#256 [01:11] <AnTi_Mage> What happened to my minecraft,,,,,Ita says bad video card drivers
#257 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> OatOnReTv - Could you launch minecraft. Before hitting play. Go to the "Edit profile" button in the lower left. Click on "Open Game Dir". Delete everything but your saves. Then try minecraft again
#258 [01:11] <AnTi_Mage> help me please
#259 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> ??> AnTi_Mage win/dxdiag
#260 [01:11] <VoxelHead> AnTi_Mage: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#261 [01:11] <AnTi_Mage> ok
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#263 [01:13] <carlo_> uninstall java are you sure that will work?
#264 [01:14] <AnTi_Mage> after i do it
#265 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> carlo_ - Yes
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#267 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> carlo_ - And reinstall
#268 [01:14] <AnTi_Mage> i already follow the instructer
#269 [01:14] <AnTi_Mage> instruction
#270 [01:14] <carlo_> ok
#271 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> AnTi_Mage - Alright, and where is the link to your dxdiag?
#272 [01:15] <AnTi_Mage> you mean gist?
#273 [01:15] <AnTi_Mage> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/fa8fd679a5e121247ac5
#274 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> AnTi_Mage - Thank you, one moment
#275 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> AnTi_Mage - Pretty old machine you have there. Hmm, one sec.
#276 [01:17] <carlo_> reinstalling java
#277 [01:17] <AnTi_Mage> hehehhe yea
#278 [01:18] <OatOnReTv> It worked thanks
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#280 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> Geez, I don't know if I can find a driver for you
#281 [01:20] <carlo_> OMG
#282 [01:20] <carlo_> OMG
#283 [01:20] <CubeTheThird> GreyVulpine, I'll see if I can find one
#284 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> Try: http://global-download.acer.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_Intel_8.15.10.2189_W7x86_A.zip?acerid=634444135912079955&Step1=NOTEBOOK&Step2=D%20SERIES&Step3=D730&OS=ALL&LC=en&BC=EMACHINES&SC=PA_6E
#285 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> Freakin emachines...
#286 [01:21] <carlo_> Thank you Very much
#287 [01:21] <AnTi_Mage> me
#288 [01:21] <carlo_> It Worked
#289 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> Glad to hear it
#290 [01:21] <AnTi_Mage> what will i do?
#291 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> Update your video drivers
#292 [01:22] <AnTi_Mage> ok
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#294 [01:23] <AnTi_Mage> why is Emachine is freekin?
#295 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> Old manufacturer that isn't still around any longer. When it was around, it was known for low-budget, low-performance machines that were substandard.
#296 [01:24] <AnTi_Mage> yeah this is came from my aunt
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#298 [01:32] <AnTi_Mage> after i update my videocards i can play minecraft
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#302 [01:34] <AnTi_Mage> hey please help with the zip i dont know how to use it
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#309 [01:42] <katielee5129> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2f88111764331b48a2c0
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#311 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> That's not the full dxdiag
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#313 [01:43] <katielee5129> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2f88111764331b48a2c0
#314 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> That's not the full dxdiag
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#316 [01:50] <AnTi_Mage> after i download my updater of my video drivers?
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#320 [01:55] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> So this is where I go for help, eh
#321 [01:55] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> Well, I need help with my relationship
#322 [01:56] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> More like semi-lack thereof
#323 [01:56] <phroa> if you mean your relationship with minecraft, yes
#324 [01:56] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> That's what you guys are for, right? help.
#325 [01:56] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> No, just a relationship in real life :D
#326 [01:56] <phroa> if you're talking about your thing with moose, no.
#327 [01:56] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> There is nothing going on between me and Moose :(
#328 [01:57] <phroa> sorry, Pai
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#331 [02:03] <MichaelThePro> how many main employees does Mojang have it an school assessment and can you name them, and all the the people that got 3 million dollar form notch
#332 [02:03] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#333 [02:03] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#334 [02:03] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#335 [02:05] * Wahrheit is now known as Wahrheit`Away
#336 [02:05] <MichaelThePro> hi
#337 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#338 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#339 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#340 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#341 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> hey i already download my video card updater
#342 [02:06] <Jar> AnTi_Mage: Stop spamming.
#343 [02:06] <Zoro|PanicOverlod> AnTi_Mage please stop spamming
#344 [02:06] <MichaelThePro> who
#345 [02:06] <AnTi_Mage> ok
#346 [02:07] <AnTi_Mage> were is grey vulpine
#347 [02:07] <MichaelThePro> what
#348 [02:07] <MichaelThePro> this is my first time on this
#349 [02:07] <MichaelThePro> i don`t know how to use this
#350 [02:08] <AnTi_Mage> he told me that i iwll download vba intel
#351 [02:08] <MichaelThePro> who
#352 [02:08] <Jar> MichaelThePro: <--- if this is your name, we're talking to you
#353 [02:08] <MichaelThePro> o
#354 [02:08] <MichaelThePro> ok
#355 [02:08] <MichaelThePro> yea
#356 [02:10] <AnTi_Mage> hi
#357 [02:10] <AnTi_Mage> can you help me
#358 [02:10] <MichaelThePro> yea
#359 [02:10] <MichaelThePro> same
#360 [02:10] <MichaelThePro> um i need help with my school assessment about tnc/ Transnation corporations post about Mojang
#361 [02:10] <MichaelThePro> postter
#362 [02:11] <AnTi_Mage> this not the right place to reasearch
#363 [02:11] <MichaelThePro> and who did this <jar> MichaelThePro: <--- if this is your name, we are talking to you
#364 [02:11] <MichaelThePro> i know
#365 [02:11] <MichaelThePro> tbut
#366 [02:11] <phroa> MichaelThePro, I think Jar did that.
#367 [02:12] <MichaelThePro> this is my only hop
#368 [02:12] <phroa> ?find MichaelThePro number of mojang employees
#369 [02:12] <MichaelThePro> i dont know were to get the info
#370 [02:12] <VoxelHead> MichaelThePro, http://is.gd/oIaBzn
#371 [02:12] <MichaelThePro> yea
#372 [02:12] <MichaelThePro> i know
#373 [02:13] <MichaelThePro> iam in australia
#374 [02:13] <phroa> MichaelThePro, that changes nothing, does it?
#375 [02:13] <MichaelThePro> what
#376 [02:13] <AnTi_Mage> hi can you help me with my minecraft
#377 [02:13] <MichaelThePro> chage what
#378 [02:13] <phroa> MichaelThePro, I seriously don't understand what's keeping you from googling it. just click on VoxelHead's link, please
#379 [02:15] <AnTi_Mage> hey can you help me my minecraft doesnt woeking
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#381 [02:16] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, did he give you something to download and install?
#382 [02:16] <AnTi_Mage> yes
#383 [02:16] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, and did you install it?
#384 [02:16] <AnTi_Mage> vba intel
#385 [02:16] <AnTi_Mage> yes
#386 [02:17] <AnTi_Mage> w8 its about to finish downloading
#387 [02:17] <phroa> uhhhhh
#388 [02:17] <AnTi_Mage> w8 for a while
#389 [02:17] <Jar> AnTi_Mage: You just told us you already installed it.
#390 [02:17] <MichaelThePro> ok phroa i need to know what they do as well
#391 [02:18] <AnTi_Mage> oh im sorry
#392 [02:18] <phroa> MichaelThePro, it's clearly stated what position at mojang they have, on this page: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/331367-employees
#393 [02:20] <MichaelThePro> i mean some of them work for minecraft and some work for scorolls Bukkit team
#394 [02:20] <AnTi_Mage> phroa its finish
#395 [02:21] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, run/install the file, please.
#396 [02:21] <AnTi_Mage> it is a zip
#397 [02:21] <AnTi_Mage> ?
#398 [02:21] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, it's whatever you downloaded
#399 [02:22] <AnTi_Mage> i am in the folder
#400 [02:22] <phroa> okay, then unzip it and run setup.exe or whatever it is
#401 [02:22] <MichaelThePro> phroa
#402 [02:22] <phroa> MichaelThePro, that's my name
#403 [02:23] <AnTi_Mage> what will i do to unzip it
#404 [02:23] <MichaelThePro> do you have an link to what team they are on like minecraft scorlls and bukkit
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#406 [02:23] <phroa> MichaelThePro, let me see if I can find one
#407 [02:24] <AnTi_Mage> what will i do to unzip it
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#409 [02:24] <MichaelThePro> AnTi_mage what are you trying to do
#410 [02:25] <AnTi_Mage> he told me to download vba intel
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#412 [02:26] <phroa> MichaelThePro, no idea about the scrolls dev team list, you'll have to find that on your own.
#413 [02:26] <MichaelThePro> ok
#414 [02:26] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, as far as unzipping, well, unzip it like a normal file. right click, bet you can get it
#415 [02:26] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, as far as unzipping, well, unzip it like a normal file. right click, bet you can get it
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#417 [02:27] <AnTi_Mage> i click setup and the i click run it is ok?
#418 [02:27] <phroa> AnTi_Mage, yep
#419 [02:27] <AnTi_Mage> oh i did this before andrio tell me
#420 [02:28] <MichaelThePro> phroa do you know anything about the time notch give 3 million dollar to the 25 employees
#421 [02:28] <phroa> I have no idea about that
#422 [02:28] <MichaelThePro> o
#423 [02:28] <MichaelThePro> um
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#427 [02:29] <MichaelThePro> do you know anyone that can help
#428 [02:29] * phroa thinks google
#428 [02:30] <MichaelThePro> yea i know
#429 [02:30] <phroa> also, what sort of school project requires you to get a list of everyone that got $3M from notch?
#430 [02:30] <MichaelThePro> but i been shareing for 3 week now
#431 [02:30] <MichaelThePro> o i just find it on an website
#432 [02:30] <MichaelThePro> and i was shareing for info
#433 [02:30] <MichaelThePro> and i find that
#434 [02:30] <phroa> cool beans.
#435 [02:31] <MichaelThePro> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.352829-Notch-Gives-3-Million-to-Mojang-Employees
#436 [02:32] <MichaelThePro> phroa
#437 [02:32] <MichaelThePro> is this link
#438 [02:32] <MichaelThePro> and more
#439 [02:32] <MichaelThePro> http://www.minecraftforum.net/news/422-notch-gives-3-million-to-mojang-employees/
#440 [02:32] <phroa> awesome
#441 [02:32] <phroa> if you found them, then you can use them. Right? cool.
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#443 [02:33] <MichaelThePro> yea
#444 [02:33] <phroa> you don't need to share the websites with us, we can find them perfectly well on our own
#445 [02:33] <MichaelThePro> iok
#446 [02:34] <MichaelThePro> this is hard
#447 [02:34] <MichaelThePro> i only 14 and 3 moth
#448 [02:34] <MichaelThePro> i dad told me never give up going to fourms and it made me to this
#449 [02:35] <MichaelThePro> phroa
#450 [02:35] * phroa is here
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#451 [02:36] <MichaelThePro> what positions are you in the mojang team
#452 [02:36] <phroa> ??> MichaelThePro info/volunteer
#453 [02:36] <VoxelHead> MichaelThePro: The people in #minecrafthelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time.
#454 [02:36] <MichaelThePro> what?????
#455 [02:36] <phroa> shocking
#456 [02:36] <MichaelThePro> yes
#457 [02:37] <MichaelThePro> so you dont work in mojang
#458 [02:37] <phroa> nope
#459 [02:37] <MichaelThePro> what
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#463 [02:39] <voxelhead_> why does my minecraft is log
#464 [02:39] <phroa> VoxelHead, impersonation is not allowed, please leave
#465 [02:39] <GreyVulpine> !kb voxelhead_
#466 [02:39] * GreyBot kicked voxelhead_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelhead_ :<Kicks:1107>)
#467 [02:39] <phroa> ta
#468 [02:39] * GreyVulpine waves
#468 [02:39] <phroa> ... I can tabcomplete well
#469 [02:39] <phroa> why did I not see that coming
#470 [02:40] <MichaelThePro> are you guys admin
#471 [02:40] <phroa> admin of what?
#472 [02:41] <MichaelThePro> of this site
#473 [02:41] <MichaelThePro> i dont get this site today is my first time find this thing
#474 [02:41] <GreyVulpine> There are channel operators monitoring this, yes.
#475 [02:41] <phroa> that's not really a concept in here. there's channel staff and known helpers here.
#476 [02:42] <phroa> but in a sense, yes
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#478 [02:43] <Shoqun> я не могу запустить майнкрафт что делать
#479 [02:43] <JarBot> Shoqun: Мы только говорить по-английски здесь. Однако, вы можете, если вы хотите, попробуйте использовать переводчик, например http://translate.google.com/
#480 [02:43] <MichaelThePro> what does Director of Fun do
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#482 [02:43] <phroa> organize fun stuff
#483 [02:43] <MichaelThePro> ok
#484 [02:44] <MichaelThePro> thx
#485 [02:45] <MichaelThePro> what is Chief Word Officer
#486 [02:45] <Shoqun> блять помагите почему манкрафт не работает
#487 [02:45] <GreyVulpine> Shoqun - Мы только говорить по-английски здесь. Однако, вы можете, если вы хотите, попробуйте использовать переводчик, например http://translate.google.com/
#488 [02:46] <Shoqun> why does not work help maynkraft
#489 [02:47] <Shoqun> why does not work help maynkraft
#490 [02:47] <Shoqun> why does not work help maynkraft
#491 [02:47] <Shoqun> why does not work help maynkraft
#492 [02:47] <Shoqun> помогииииииииииииииииииииииииииитеееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееее
#493 [02:48] <Shoqun> it
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#495 [02:48] <Roland_> Hello, I'm having an issue when launching saying "pixel format not accelerated". Minecraft was working before on the system, but I changed graphics cards from ATI X800 to Nvidia GTS450, and have updated drivers to latest version.
#496 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> Roland_ win/dxdiag
#497 [02:49] <VoxelHead> Roland_: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#498 [02:50] <Roland_> dxdiag is here https://gist.github.com/CRayMiles/e1e6519c300af055db2c
#499 [02:51] <Shoqun> что делать если не работает майн ответит здесь кто нибуть
#500 [02:51] <Shoqun> why does not work help maynkraft
#501 [02:52] <GreyVulpine> Roland_ - Strange, hmm. What specific driver did you download for your nvidia card?
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#503 [02:52] <GreyVulpine> Roland_ - Did you use the latest stable release, or did you go for a beta driver?
#504 [02:53] <Roland_> Downloaded driver from Nvidia website, pretty sure not a beta driver was version 335.28
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#506 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> Roland_ - Made sure all other video drivers are uninstalled properly? Tried a clean install with the nvidia driver installer?
#507 [02:56] <Roland_> I did uninstall all the ATI driver software before installing the Nvidia drivers, also reinstalled again incase drivers didn't install correctly again removing all driver software before reinstall
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#509 [02:59] <Roland_> appended to the end of the dxdiag, is the crash report from the launcher if that is any help
#510 [03:00] <GreyVulpine> Wait... Windows XP Professional x64 Edition (5.2, Build 3790) Service Pack 2 ?
#511 [03:01] <GreyVulpine> Win XP 64 bit is notorious for poor driver support.. and isn't there another service pack for XP?
#512 [03:02] <GreyVulpine> Well I'll be, there is an XP 64 bit driver listed. Hmm.
#513 [03:02] <Roland_> I know there is for 32 bit version, don't think there was for 64 bit version
#514 [03:03] <Roland_> service packs I was talking there
#515 [03:03] * GreyVulpine nods
#515 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> I'm not too sure here, Roland_. That should be the right driver that you got there then.
#516 [03:07] <Roland_> So far as I can tell yes
#517 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> Other options you can try... Try searching for other versions of the driver using: http://www.geforce.com/drivers
#518 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps try different versions of java.
#519 [03:10] <GreyVulpine> Java 7u51 is the most recommended version right now, but java 8 is out there. http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre8-downloads-2133155.html
#520 [03:10] <Roland_> Ok will do, is there a possibility that having 64 bit drivers installed but only running Minecraft on 32 bit java could cause issues? I can't think of any.
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#523 [03:11] <jajan> hey
#524 [03:11] <jajan> fa
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#542 [03:58] <mightydogg13> how come i can run minecraft? i press play but it just loads and then nothing
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#562 [04:28] <Kirsling> I NEED HELP
#563 [04:31] <Yoda> ??> Kirsling ask
#564 [04:31] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#565 [04:31] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#566 [04:32] <Kirsling> I cannot log onto my minecraft account, well I can log in online and here in the chat and in Tekkin. Everywhere but onto my actual minecraft, I haven"t been able to play for almost a month. I have merged my accounts, uninstalled and reinstalled it on my Mac... What else can I do?
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#568 [04:34] <Kirsling> I cannot log onto my minecraft account, well I can log in online and here in the chat and in Tekkin. Everywhere but onto my actual minecraft, I haven"t been able to play for almost a month. I have merged my accounts, uninstalled and reinstalled it on my Mac... What else can I do?
#569 [04:34] <Yoda> Kirsling: are you logging in with your username or password?
#570 [04:34] <Yoda> Sorry
#571 [04:34] <Yoda> I mean user or email
#572 [04:34] <Kirsling> Whichever one works
#573 [04:35] <Kirsling> The email works online but the user name worked to log into this chat
#574 [04:35] <Yoda> If you've merged your account you have to log in with your email
#575 [04:35] <Yoda> FYI this chat isn't any way associated with minecraft login servers
#576 [04:35] <Kirsling> Ok, it won't work
#577 [04:36] <Yoda> Hm. What error are you getting or doesn't it just work?
#578 [04:37] <Kirsling> Sorry but we could not connect to our servers. Please make sure that you are online and that Minecraft is not blocked.
#579 [04:39] <Kirsling> That is what it says
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#581 [04:40] <Yoda> Anything in the development console?
#582 [04:40] <Yoda> ??> Kirsling devconsole
#583 [04:40] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#584 [04:40] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#585 [04:40] <Origin11> nie moge wejść do minecrafta
#586 [04:40] <JarBot> Origin11: Tylko po angielsku tutaj. Jednakże, może, jeśli chcesz, spróbuj tłumacza, takich jak http://translate.google.com/
#587 [04:41] <Origin11> I can not go for Minecraft
#588 [04:41] <Yoda> Origin11: What problem/error are you having?
#589 [04:41] <Kirsling> There are no tabs in my launcher, only the MINECRAFT login
#590 [04:41] <Yoda> Oh
#591 [04:42] <Yoda> Kirsling: Something like this? http://YodaImages.com/s/000731.png
#592 [04:42] <Kirsling> It wont let me copy and paste anything
#593 [04:42] <Origin11> Minecraft turn it writes me fix the issue
#594 [04:43] <Kirsling> Yeah but without the top section that says play
#595 [04:43] <Yoda> Hmm, ok.
#596 [04:43] <Yoda> Give me a few minutes
#597 [04:43] <Kirsling> ok
#598 [04:43] <Yoda> Kirsling: Tekkit (1.2.5) works fine, right?
#599 [04:45] <Kirsling> Tekkit works fine
#600 [04:45] <Kirsling> but it is on a different computer
#601 [04:46] <Yoda> Kirsling: Lets try this.
#602 [04:46] <Yoda> ??> Kirsling win/reinst/rename
#603 [04:46] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: You may need to try running Minecraft with a blank slate.
#604 [04:46] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: To do this, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, find the directory called .minecraft and right-click it to rename. Rename it to oldminecraft
#605 [04:46] <Origin11> so
#606 [04:46] <Kirsling> I am on a Mac
#607 [04:47] <Yoda> Kirsling: Oh, sorry. One minute
#608 [04:47] <Kirsling> no problem, thank you so much
#609 [04:47] <Yoda> ??> Kirsling mac/reinst
#610 [04:47] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#611 [04:47] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: To do so, run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft/{bin,texturepacks,launcher,resources,assets,libraries,versions,resourcepacks,options.txt,launcher_profiles.json,launcher.jar} and re-run Minecraft.
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#614 [04:53] <Kirsling> Yoda: No luck
#615 [04:53] <Yoda> Kirsling, same error?
#616 [04:53] <Kirsling> It has the same error code although this time it did ask me to allow the server
#617 [04:54] <Yoda> Kirsling, how long has this been happening?
#618 [04:54] <Kirsling> SunCertPathBuilderException: unable to find valid certification path to requested target
#619 [04:54] <Yoda> Kirsling, new error?
#620 [04:55] <Kirsling> It follows the previous one
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#622 [04:55] <Kirsling> they are both there
#623 [04:55] <Yoda> Kirsling, that looks like a java error
#624 [04:55] <Yoda> ??> Kirsling mac/java/reinst
#625 [04:55] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: To reinstall Java on Mac OS X, refer to the following page for directions.
#626 [04:55] <VoxelHead> Kirsling: http://hints.macworld.com/article.php?story=2009051215025819
#627 [04:55] <Kirsling> Ok
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#629 [04:56] <Kirsling> It started happening after i played Tekkit
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#631 [04:57] <Jar__> 你好，這只是一個小測試
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#634 [04:57] <Jar_2> bonjour tout le monde
#635 [04:57] <JarBot> ??> Jar_2 lang/fr
#636 [04:57] <VoxelHead> Jar_2: Nous parlons uniquement en anglais ici. Cependant, vous pouvez, si vous le souhaitez, essayez d'utiliser un traducteur, comme http://translate.google.com/
#637 [05:02] <tyteen4a03> Jar_2, yes, CJK characters works on IRC
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#639 [05:03] <Sanshowz> how can i change the texture in 1.7.5
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#650 [05:21] <Schuelly_> Hello
#651 [05:21] <Schuelly_> I hafe a Problem to start my Minecraft
#652 [05:22] <Schuelly_> here my Crash report
#653 [05:22] <Schuelly_> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
#654 [05:22] <Jar__> ?> Schuelly_ paste
#655 [05:22] <Jar__> ??> Schuelly_ paste
#656 [05:22] <VoxelHead> Schuelly_: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#657 [05:25] <stuntguy3000> Schuelly_: Paste the full report at the site below
#658 [05:25] <stuntguy3000> above**
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#660 [05:26] <Schuelly_> http://pastie.org/8969752
#661 [05:27] <Schuelly_> Here my Crash report
#662 [05:28] <Schuelly_> my Minecraft dont start
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#664 [05:30] <Schuelly_> Hello someone here how can help me
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#667 [05:42] <HelpPlease> hello
#668 [05:42] <Schuelly_> Hello
#669 [05:42] <HelpPlease> my minecraft wont run
#670 [05:43] <Schuelly_> I wait for help too
#671 [05:43] <HelpPlease> it cant download 1.7.5 for some reason
#672 [05:43] <Andrio> ??> HelpPlease devconsole
#673 [05:43] <HelpPlease> whats your problem?
#674 [05:43] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#675 [05:43] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#677 [05:44] <HelpPlease> ok
#678 [05:45] <HelpPlease> it just stopped but it didnt say it did it froze at the end of the green thingy
#679 [05:45] <HelpPlease> the bar is at the end
#680 [05:46] <Andrio> HelpPlease, you doing what VoxelHead said?
#681 [05:46] <Andrio> Schuelly_, tried reinstalling Java?
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#683 [05:48] <Schuelly_> No I can test it
#684 [05:49] <Andrio> ??> Schuelly_ win/Java/reinst
#685 [05:49] <VoxelHead> Schuelly_: You need to reinstall Java.
#686 [05:49] <VoxelHead> Schuelly_: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#687 [05:49] <HelpPlease> yes i am
#688 [05:49] <Schuelly_> ok
#689 [05:49] <Schuelly_> i test
#690 [05:50] <Schuelly_> thanks
#691 [05:51] <HelpPlease> it says my paste cant be more than 64 kb
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#693 [05:51] <alirakhmat> i cannot Login
#694 [05:52] <Andrio> HelpPlease, then try http://paste.ubuntu.com instead.
#695 [05:52] <HelpPlease> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7155832/ here it is
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#697 [05:53] <alirakhmat> helpme i Cannot Login
#698 [05:54] <Andrio> so, only the libraries fail to download.
#699 [05:54] <Andrio> ??> HelpPlease error/cantconnect/DNS
#700 [05:54] <Andrio> ??> HelpPlease error/cant-connect/DNS
#701 [05:54] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: If you can't log into Minecraft, your DNS server (usually provided by your ISP) may not have the correct information about Mojang's servers. We recommend switching to Google Public DNS to resolve this issue.
#702 [05:54] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Steps here: https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using
#703 [05:54] <Andrio> alirakhmat, what happens?
#704 [05:54] <HelpPlease> thanks will try
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#706 [05:55] <alirakhmat> i Had a Malware
#707 [05:55] <HelpPlease> thanks for the help :D
#708 [05:55] <HelpPlease> ill try it and i will come back after i try it
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#710 [06:04] <alirakhmat> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7155857/
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#714 [06:11] <HelpPlease> alright ive tried it and my internets pretty fast now
#715 [06:11] <HelpPlease> its trying to download minecraft now'
#716 [06:14] <alirakhmat> Andrio helpme My MALWARE
#717 [06:14] <UltraMoogleMan> Well then get rid of your malware, jeez
#718 [06:15] <Andrio> yeah.
#719 [06:15] <Andrio> Though I can't really help with that.
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#721 [06:16] <alirakhmat> can i get help? i have a malware
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#723 [06:17] <luketeehee> hello my names luke and i bought minecraft on my pc around a year ago... i recently bought a mac so i downloaded the mac version of minecraft and now it wont let me play the game can anyone help me?
#724 [06:17] <Luke> no
#725 [06:17] <Luke> I'm luke
#726 [06:17] <luketeehee> hello my names luke and i bought minecraft on my pc around a year ago... i recently bought a mac so i downloaded the mac version of minecraft and now it wont let me play the game can anyone help me?
#727 [06:19] <Andrio> luketeehee, what happens when you try to play?
#728 [06:19] <Andrio> heh.
#729 [06:19] <tyteen4a03> ??> luketeehee scold/pm
#730 [06:19] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#731 [06:20] <luketeehee> kk
#732 [06:21] <luketeehee> well when i open the program i choose any update 1.7.5 1.7.4 ect and the game logo will pop up however it will then crash nomatter what i do!
#733 [06:21] <Andrio> ??> luketeehee devconsole
#734 [06:21] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#735 [06:21] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#736 [06:22] <luketeehee> what?
#737 [06:22] <luketeehee> ok yeh i will now
#738 [06:24] <luketeehee> voxel head you ready?
#739 [06:24] <Andrio> ??> luketeehee bot
#740 [06:24] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
#741 [06:24] <luketeehee> :/
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#744 [06:25] <Andrio> so, yes.
#745 [06:25] <luketeehee> tyteen4a03 are you there do i send the link to you?
#746 [06:25] <Andrio> Just send it here.
#747 [06:25] <tyteen4a03> luketeehee, I wasn't helping you, Andrio is
#748 [06:26] <luketeehee> ohhh
#749 [06:26] <luketeehee> andrio
#750 [06:26] <luketeehee> http://pastie.org/8969852 theres the link
#751 [06:26] <Nate> ok so i need to chage my email i dleted my old gmail accout so i cant send instuctions there and i frogot my surcety quetions can you help
#752 [06:26] <luketeehee> is that what you needed?
#753 [06:27] <Nate> hello
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#756 [06:28] <Nate> i need to chage my email i dleted my old gmail accout so i cant send instuctions there and i frogot my surcety quetions can you help
#757 [06:28] <luketeehee> andrio is that what you needed?
#758 [06:28] <Andrio> yeah.
#759 [06:29] <luketeehee> sweet
#760 [06:31] <luketeehee> is there anything i can do andrio?
#761 [06:31] <Andrio> ??> luketeehee mac/reinst
#762 [06:31] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#764 [06:31] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: To do so, run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft/{bin,texturepacks,launcher,resources,assets,libraries,versions,resourcepacks,options.txt,launcher_profiles.json,launcher.jar} and re-run Minecraft.
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#766 [06:31] <Andrio> So many Lukes...
#767 [06:31] <Nate> ok so i need to chage my email i dleted my old gmail accout so i cant send instuctions there and i frogot my surcety quetions can you help
#768 [06:32] <Andrio> Nate, do you have your transaction ID?
#769 [06:32] <Nate> no i made my accout a year ago
#770 [06:32] <Nate> i can give you the name of the buyer
#771 [06:33] <Andrio> ??> Nate account/transaction-ID
#772 [06:33] <VoxelHead> Nate: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#773 [06:33] <VoxelHead> Nate: If you used PaySafeCard, your transaction ID is the card number.
#774 [06:34] <luketeehee> andrio what terminal?
#775 [06:34] <Nate> but thats the thing my mom paid for the accout and i think the card expried last year
#776 [06:35] <Andrio> ??> luketeehee Mac/terminal
#777 [06:35] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: You can reach the Terminal by going to Applications > Utilities > Terminal. Alternatively, search for Terminal in the Finder.
#778 [06:35] <Andrio> Nate, then consider asking your mom for help.
#779 [06:36] <Nate> ok well will you be on later because im at school
#780 [06:36] <luketeehee> ok so i paste it into the terminal then? im so confused
#781 [06:37] <Andrio> ?? Mac/edit
#782 [06:37] <VoxelHead> mac/edit: As in all programs, Command+A is Select All. Command+C is Copy, Command+V is Paste.
#783 [06:37] <UltraMoogleMan> "frogot my surcety quetions"
#784 [06:37] <Andrio> Nate, possibly; can't guarantee anything.
#785 [06:37] <Andrio> ??> Nate Mojang/email
#786 [06:37] <VoxelHead> Nate: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#787 [06:37] <UltraMoogleMan> Why are you on IRC at school anyway
#788 [06:37] <UltraMoogleMan> Pay attention in class kid
#789 [06:38] <Andrio> one can only hope it's lunchtime.
#790 [06:41] <HelpPlease> my minecraft is failing to download
#791 [06:41] <Andrio> Same problem?
#792 [06:41] <HelpPlease> yes
#793 [06:41] <Andrio> Hm.
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#795 [06:42] <HelpPlease> i forgot to mention but before this started i removed my .minecraft
#796 [06:42] <HelpPlease> i wanted to have a fresh install
#797 [06:43] <Andrio> HelpPlease, do you know how to open a Command Prompt?
#798 [06:44] <HelpPlease> yes
#799 [06:45] <Andrio> Can you do so, enter ping libraries.minecraft.net and tell me the IP address it gives you?
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#801 [06:46] <HelpPlease> 54.230.81.17
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#803 [06:47] <HelpPlease> the pings average was 299ms i dont have a GREAT connection ok?
#804 [06:49] <Andrio> That shouldn't matter too much..
#805 [06:52] <HelpPlease> ok so what do i do about it?
#806 [06:52] <Luke> you guys are very paitent
#807 [06:52] <Luke> you helpers
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#809 [06:54] <Galaxy_2Alex> good day!
#810 [06:56] <Luke> http://i.imgur.com/s3olVM7.jpg
#811 [06:56] <luketeehee> hey andrio it didnt work
#812 [06:56] <Galaxy_2Alex> Luke, Well, it was worth a try...
#813 [06:57] <Andrio> luketeehee, looks like you need to reinstall Java.
#814 [06:58] <Andrio> ??> luketeehee Mac/Java/reinst
#815 [06:58] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: To reinstall Java on Mac OS X, refer to the following page for directions.
#816 [06:58] <VoxelHead> luketeehee: http://hints.macworld.com/article.php?story=2009051215025819
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#820 [07:05] <Schuelly> Hello
#821 [07:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> Schuelly, hi!
#822 [07:05] <Schuelly> My Mincraft dont work
#823 [07:06] <UltraMoogleMan> Really?!
#824 [07:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> Schuelly, Please be a bit more specific, we are not telepathic
#825 [07:07] <Schuelly> Pleas gife me a Link to create the Crash report
#826 [07:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Schuelly pste
#827 [07:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Schuelly paste
#828 [07:07] <VoxelHead> Schuelly: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#829 [07:07] <Schuelly> Ok one moment
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#831 [07:08] <Schuelly> http://pastie.org/8969929
#832 [07:08] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Schuelly win/reinst/rename
#833 [07:08] <VoxelHead> Schuelly: You may need to try running Minecraft with a blank slate.
#834 [07:08] <VoxelHead> Schuelly: To do this, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, find the directory called .minecraft and right-click it to rename. Rename it to oldminecraft
#835 [07:08] <Schuelly> I have make a new install Java 32 and 64 Bit
#836 [07:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> Schuelly, Do what VoxelHead told you to do
#837 [07:10] <Schuelly> No i am German i am not so fast :-)
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#839 [07:11] <Luke_> excuse but ive changed computers to a mac and now my account will not work meaning when i run the game and click play the logo will show up and then it will crash :(
#840 [07:11] <Andrio> ??> Luke_ Mac/Java/reinst
#841 [07:11] <VoxelHead> Luke_: To reinstall Java on Mac OS X, refer to the following page for directions.
#842 [07:11] <VoxelHead> Luke_: http://hints.macworld.com/article.php?story=2009051215025819
#843 [07:14] <Schuelly> Ok renamed
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#845 [07:15] <Luke_> nothing will work
#846 [07:16] <Luke_> nothing will work :(
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#848 [07:19] <Dukerfou> Hello
#849 [07:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, hi!
#850 [07:19] <Dukerfou> j'avais une question ?
#851 [07:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> Luke_, Did you follow the instructions on the Page VoxelHead gave you?
#852 [07:19] <JarBot> ??> Dukerfou lang/fr
#853 [07:19] <VoxelHead> Dukerfou: Nous parlons uniquement en anglais ici. Cependant, vous pouvez, si vous le souhaitez, essayez d'utiliser un traducteur, comme http://translate.google.com/
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#856 [07:20] <Dukerfou> ok sorry i have a problem !
#857 [07:20] <Origin11> hi
#858 [07:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, Please be a bit more specific
#859 [07:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, Hello
#860 [07:20] <mib_ldw83q> yes please do....
#861 [07:21] <Origin11> mam problem bo gdy wchodze w minecraft by zyczu pisze aktualizowanie i tak caly czas i sie nic nie włącza
#862 [07:21] <JarBot> Origin11: Tylko po angielsku tutaj. Jednakże, może, jeśli chcesz, spróbuj tłumacza, takich jak http://translate.google.com/
#863 [07:21] <Dukerfou> my adress mail have steal and i want change this ?
#864 [07:22] <Origin11> The problem I have because when I go in minecraft by zyczu writes update and so the whole time course and August Nothing turns
#865 [07:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, Do you still have access to the E-Mail Adress?
#866 [07:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, Do you still have access to the E-Mail Adress?
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#868 [07:23] <Dukerfou> no its a gmail adress and i dont possibility to recup this adress !
#869 [07:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, What is your Username?
#870 [07:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> RickyB98_, That did not make any sense at all, sorry.
#871 [07:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> whoops ...
#872 [07:24] <Dukerfou> dukerfou2012
#873 [07:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, That did not make any sense at all, sorry.
#874 [07:24] <Origin11> I can not turn miencrafta he writes me fix the issue
#875 [07:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, You will have to contact Mojang with your transaction ID
#876 [07:25] <Origin11> please
#877 [07:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Dukerfou mojang/send-email
#878 [07:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Dukerfou account/send-email
#879 [07:25] <VoxelHead> Dukerfou: Send an email to Mojang with your Transaction ID and/or gift code, Mojang account email/Minecraft.net email, and any other relevant information, via here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#880 [07:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Dukerfou account/transaction-id
#881 [07:25] <VoxelHead> Dukerfou: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#882 [07:25] <VoxelHead> Dukerfou: If you used PaySafeCard, your transaction ID is the card number.
#883 [07:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Dukerfou scold/pm
#884 [07:26] <VoxelHead> Dukerfou: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#885 [07:26] <Origin11> Galaxy_2Alex please help
#886 [07:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, Also, VoxelHead just gave you the link on how to find the ID
#887 [07:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Origin11 devconsole
#888 [07:26] <VoxelHead> Origin11: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#889 [07:26] <VoxelHead> Origin11: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#890 [07:27] <Dukerfou> Other problem is a credit card its not me ! it's a offer by a contact on 2012 : )
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#892 [07:28] <Galaxy_2Alex> Dukerfou, Everything you need to know is over on the page VoxelHead gave you
#893 [07:28] <Dukerfou> ok thank for all i look this ! bye all
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#896 [07:30] <Origin11> Please help I can not enter into miencrafta
#897 [07:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#898 [07:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Origin11 devconsole
#899 [07:31] <VoxelHead> Origin11: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#900 [07:31] <VoxelHead> Origin11: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#903 [07:32] <Origin11> how to copy text
#904 [07:33] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Origin11 win/edit
#905 [07:33] <VoxelHead> Origin11: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#906 [07:34] <Origin11> but every copy
#907 [07:34] <Origin11> I'm Polish
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#910 [07:36] <Schuelly> Thanks for help it works
#911 [07:36] <Origin11> than what I do
#912 [07:36] <Origin11> Proszę o pomoc nie mogę wejść w miencrafta
#913 [07:36] <Schuelly> by
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#915 [07:37] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, We can only offer help in English.
#916 [07:37] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, If you cannot follow the directions, find someone who can do it for you.
#917 [07:37] <Origin11> ok
#918 [07:38] <Origin11> ):
#919 [07:38] <Origin11> ):
#920 [07:38] <Origin11> ):
#921 [07:38] <Origin11> ):
#922 [07:38] <Origin11> jeeee
#923 [07:38] <Origin11> es
#924 [07:38] <Origin11> se
#925 [07:38] <Origin11> s
#926 [07:38] <Origin11> s
#927 [07:38] <Origin11> Proszę o pomoc nie mogę wejść w miencrafta
#928 [07:39] <Origin11> Proszę o pomoc nie mogę wejść w miencraftaProszę o pomoc nie mogę wejść w miencrafta
#929 [07:40] <Origin11> I will listen now
#930 [07:40] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Origin11 devconsole
#931 [07:40] <VoxelHead> Origin11: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#932 [07:40] <Origin11> please Galaxy_2Alex
#933 [07:40] <VoxelHead> Origin11: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#934 [07:40] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Origin11 win/edit
#935 [07:40] <VoxelHead> Origin11: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#936 [07:43] <Origin11> how to win ?
#937 [07:48] <Extreme> ??> Origin11 scold/words
#938 [07:48] <VoxelHead> Origin11: Please use your words when asking for help. Posting gibberish for no reason is grounds for being kicked.
#939 [07:48] <Origin11> witam potrzebuje pomocy gdy wchodze w miencraft'a by zyczu to jest aktualizacja i nie chce sie włączyć
#940 [07:48] <Galaxy_2Alex> Origin11, Ignore the ?? messages and follow VoxelHead's instructions
#941 [07:49] <Origin11> ok
#942 [07:49] <tyteen4a03> Origin11, Tylko po angielsku tutaj.
#943 [07:50] <Origin11> ok
#944 [07:50] <Origin11> ok
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#947 [07:51] <wesint> hello
#948 [07:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, hi!
#949 [07:51] <tyteen4a03> wesint, you didn't have to rejoin
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#952 [07:52] <wesint> ?
#953 [07:52] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, Did you follow the instructions I gave you earlier?
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#956 [07:54] <wesint> so
#957 [07:54] <wesint> this is my brother
#958 [07:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> wesint devconsole
#959 [07:55] <VoxelHead> wesint: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#960 [07:55] <VoxelHead> wesint: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#961 [07:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> wesint win/edit
#962 [07:55] <VoxelHead> wesint: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#963 [07:57] <wesint> well and I sent?
#964 [07:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, Then please give us the link to the paste
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#966 [07:58] <wesint> http://pastie.org/
#967 [07:58] <wesint> it ?
#968 [07:58] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, That is not the correct link
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#970 [07:58] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, You need to create the paste, it should give you a link like pastie.org/1234567
#971 [07:59] <HelpPlease> im back
#972 [07:59] <HelpPlease> does anyone have a solution to my problem yet? :(
#973 [07:59] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, What problem?
#974 [07:59] <HelpPlease> my minecraft cant download 1.7.5 it gives me this error http://paste.ubuntu.com/7155832/
#975 [08:00] <wesint> http://pastie.org/8970015
#976 [08:00] <wesint> Galaxy_2Alex it?
#977 [08:00] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, Something is blocking certain connections. Are you using a Proxy or something else like that on your connection?
#978 [08:01] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, You did not follow the instructions
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#980 [08:02] <wesint> Galaxy_2Alex when climbing up in minecraft it turns my window and push me around and opens in August this link
#981 [08:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, Is it something about graphics drivers?
#982 [08:02] <wesint> http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/
#983 [08:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> wesint win/dxdiag
#984 [08:02] <VoxelHead> wesint: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#985 [08:03] <wesint> I think so
#986 [08:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, Follow the instructions VoxelHead just gave you
#987 [08:03] <HelpPlease> can someone help me :C
#988 [08:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, Something is blocking certain connections. Are you using a Proxy or something else like that on your connection?
#989 [08:04] <HelpPlease> no
#990 [08:04] <wesint> ok thanks for your help and sorry for the confusion
#991 [08:04] <HelpPlease> i dont think so
#992 [08:04] <HelpPlease> ill check my firewall
#993 [08:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, You need to be sure
#994 [08:06] <HelpPlease> ok
#995 [08:06] <HelpPlease> there is nothing i can see
#996 [08:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> HelpPlease tools/hjt
#997 [08:06] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#998 [08:06] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#999 [08:06] <wesint> and what to enter
#1000 [08:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, The DxDIag
#1001 [08:07] <wesint> what come first?
#1002 [08:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> wesint, or the link to it
#1003 [08:08] <wesint> ):
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#1005 [08:09] <HelpPlease> http://pastie.org/8970036 here
#1006 [08:10] <HelpPlease> i did it voxelhead
#1007 [08:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> HelpPlease bot
#1008 [08:10] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
#1009 [08:11] <HelpPlease> well i did what it asked me to
#1010 [08:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> HelpPlease av/malwarebytes
#1011 [08:12] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Malwarebytes is an anti-malware program that removes malware and potentially unwanted programs from your PC.
#1012 [08:12] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Download it here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/
#1013 [08:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> HelpPlease av/adwcleaner
#1014 [08:12] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: ADWCleaner is a utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#1015 [08:12] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
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#1017 [08:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, Run both programs after one and each other
#1018 [08:12] <romainover974> help
#1019 [08:13] <romainover974> sun.security.validator.ValidatorException: PKIX path building failed: sun.security.provider.certpath.SunCertPathBuilderException: unable to find valid certification path to requested target Recognized exception: the likely cause is a set of broken/missing root-certificates. Check your java install and perhaps reinstall it. Downloading: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/launcher.pack.lzma (try 8/10) Exception: javax.net.ssl.SSLH
#1020 [08:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> romainover974 av/detect
#1021 [08:13] <romainover974> ? av detect
#1022 [08:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> romainover974, What AV program do you have?
#1023 [08:14] <HelpPlease> i have a virus?
#1024 [08:14] <romainover974> Av sorry i'am french i d'ont understand av
#1025 [08:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> HelpPlease, Maybe
#1026 [08:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> romainover974, Antivirus program
#1027 [08:14] <romainover974> avast
#1028 [08:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> romainover974 devconsole
#1029 [08:14] <VoxelHead> romainover974: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1030 [08:14] <VoxelHead> romainover974: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1031 [08:15] <romainover974> dev consol ?
#1032 [08:15] <HelpPlease> i have avg and ill do a check instead of downloading malware bites
#1033 [08:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> HelpPlease scold/listen
#1034 [08:16] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#1035 [08:16] <HelpPlease> ok
#1036 [08:17] <Galaxy_2Alex> romainover974, ignore the ?? messages and follow VoxelHead's instructions
#1037 [08:17] <romainover974> ok
#1038 [08:18] <HelpPlease> im gonna get malwarebytes
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#1041 [08:18] <romainover974> http://pastie.org/8970051
#1042 [08:19] <HelpPlease> ok, now the only person "helping" us quit
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#1047 [08:20] <Jar> ??> romainover974 win/java/reinst
#1048 [08:20] <VoxelHead> romainover974: You need to reinstall Java.
#1049 [08:20] <VoxelHead> romainover974: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#1050 [08:21] <HelpPlease> my minecraft is failing to download
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#1052 [08:22] <cobra3947> Hey does anybody know a fix for this : http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2492086-annoying-graphic-glitch/#entry29815588
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#1054 [08:22] <Jar> cobra3947: Do you have any mods?
#1055 [08:22] <cobra3947> No
#1056 [08:22] <cobra3947> Vanilla
#1057 [08:22] <Jar> ??> cobra3947 win/dxdiag
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#1059 [08:22] <VoxelHead> cobra3947: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1060 [08:22] <mincraftfatality> how do i get mincraft to stop chrashing
#1061 [08:22] <Jar> ??> mincraftfatality devconsole
#1062 [08:23] <VoxelHead> mincraftfatality: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1063 [08:23] <VoxelHead> mincraftfatality: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1064 [08:23] <HelpPlease> how do i get my minecraft to work!
#1065 [08:23] <roberestarkk> I like how the Mojang Account screen tells me when I purchased Minecraft, but is there any way to find out when the account was actually created? Google suggests that I just e-mail Mojang, but I don't know if I can provide enough identifying information for them to tell me...
#1066 [08:23] <cobra3947> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9781951
#1067 [08:23] <cobra3947> And NO i dont need a driver update :(
#1068 [08:24] <cobra3947> That glitch started like 15 days ago
#1069 [08:24] <HelpPlease> here is the development console
#1070 [08:24] <HelpPlease> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7156402/
#1071 [08:24] <UltraMoogleMan> HelpPlease: You've been asking that for the past hour and people have tried to help you.
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#1074 [08:25] <HelpPlease> yes no one gives me a solution
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#1076 [08:25] <HelpPlease> please, just someone help me
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#1078 [08:25] <cobra3947> HelpPlease: Do you have mods?
#1079 [08:25] <cobra3947> HelpPlease: or just Forge?
#1080 [08:25] <HelpPlease> no
#1081 [08:25] <Jar> HelpPlease: Did you follow Galaxy_2Alex's instructions?
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#1083 [08:26] <cobra3947> HelpPlease: Did you try re-installing minecraft?
#1084 [08:26] <HelpPlease> thats the problem, i cant
#1085 [08:26] <Jar> HelpPlease: Why can't you?
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#1087 [08:27] <cobra3947> HelpPlease: It doesnt download anything?
#1088 [08:27] <mincraftfatality> ok done
#1089 [08:27] <HelpPlease> i deleted my .minecraft and tried to reinstall but it wont work
#1090 [08:27] <HelpPlease> yes it wont
#1091 [08:27] <Jar> <Jar> HelpPlease: Did you follow Galaxy_2Alex's instructions?
#1092 [08:27] <ludwig> Anyone help me
#1093 [08:27] <Jar> mincraftfatality: Then we need the link.
#1094 [08:27] <Jar> ludwig: With what?
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#1096 [08:27] <mincraftfatality> voxelHead ok
#1097 [08:27] <ludwig> When i click play
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#1099 [08:27] <ludwig> When its finished
#1100 [08:28] <cobra3947> VoxelHead: Did you find a solution for my problem?
#1101 [08:28] <Jar> ??> ludwig devconsole
#1102 [08:28] <ludwig> its says "Couldn't Unpack natives"
#1103 [08:28] <VoxelHead> ludwig: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1104 [08:28] <VoxelHead> ludwig: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#1105 [08:28] <HelpPlease> yes i did
#1106 [08:28] <Jar> cobra3947: No. VoxelHead is a bot.
#1107 [08:28] <Jar> HelpPlease: So you ran the Malwarebytes scan?
#1108 [08:28] <ludwig> wait please
#1109 [08:28] <cobra3947> Can someone help me with this?
#1110 [08:28] <gkatpwns> My computer connot working a gists
#1111 [08:28] <Jar> ludwig: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#1112 [08:29] <ludwig> ok
#1113 [08:29] <ludwig> just wait
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#1115 [08:29] <HelpPlease> ok
#1116 [08:29] <HelpPlease> wait
#1117 [08:29] <Jar> ??> gkatpwns ask/wtf
#1118 [08:29] <VoxelHead> gkatpwns: Please form your question in the form of a question. Whatever you just said was unclear.
#1119 [08:29] <cobra3947> I did everything and still no fix :(
#1120 [08:30] <Jar> ??> win/reinst/rename
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#1122 [08:30] <Jar> ??> cobra3947 win/reinst/rename
#1123 [08:30] <VoxelHead> cobra3947: You may need to try running Minecraft with a blank slate.
#1124 [08:30] <VoxelHead> cobra3947: To do this, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, find the directory called .minecraft and right-click it to rename. Rename it to oldminecraft
#1125 [08:30] <cobra3947> ok
#1126 [08:30] <cobra3947> But RE-installing does not work
#1127 [08:31] <Jar> cobra3947: Why not?
#1128 [08:31] <ludwig> Jar heres my problem
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#1130 [08:31] <cobra3947> I dont know,from the stuff that i know it is something with my Nvidia graphic card
#1131 [08:31] <ludwig> Please help http://pastie.org/8970088
#1132 [08:31] <Jar> cobra3947: Or with your game settings. Try reinstalling.
#1133 [08:32] <cobra3947> It happens after 7-8 minutes of gameplay
#1134 [08:32] <Jar> ??> ludwig 05We don't support pirated or cracked versions of the game. Please buy the game from 12http://minecraft.net. If you still have problems after that, you can come back here.
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#1136 [08:32] <gkatpwns> my graphics drivers is intel
#1137 [08:32] <ludwig> :(
#1138 [08:32] <HelpPlease> its scanning
#1139 [08:32] <ludwig> I have a problem of my official launcher too
#1140 [08:32] <Jar> ludwig: What's your username?
#1141 [08:32] <gkatpwns> gkatpwns
#1142 [08:33] <ludwig> When i click the official launcher
#1143 [08:33] <Jar> gkatpwns: That message was for ludwig.
#1144 [08:33] <Jar> ludwig: What's your username?
#1145 [08:33] <ludwig> Where?
#1146 [08:33] <ludwig> in minecraft?
#1147 [08:33] <Jar> ludwig: yes
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#1150 [08:33] <ludwig> why do you ask for my username?
#1151 [08:33] <ludwig> w8
#1152 [08:33] <ludwig> I have a problem
#1153 [08:33] <ludwig> In my official launcher
#1154 [08:33] <Jar> ludwig: I need your username to help you.
#1155 [08:33] <cobra3947> Jar: i have a video with that glitch too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oN26k1xTA8
#1156 [08:33] <VoxelHead> "Minecraft-Graphic glitch!" ( by TeamGaming2013 )
#1157 [08:33] <wesint> y
#1158 [08:33] <ludwig> But why?
#1159 [08:33] <gkatpwns> my username is gkatpwns in minecraftg
#1160 [08:34] <wesint> witaj
#1161 [08:34] <Jar> ludwig: You will receive no help if you don't give us your username.
#1162 [08:34] <ludwig> vinceleonardo123
#1163 [08:34] <wesint> jestem
#1164 [08:34] <Jar> ludwig: We're not asking for your email or password. Just your *username*
#1165 [08:34] <Jar> ludwig: Thanks.
#1166 [08:34] <ludwig> Thats my username
#1167 [08:34] <ludwig> Can i give you the error?
#1168 [08:34] <Jar> ludwig: That account isn't paid, you need to buy the game.
#1169 [08:34] <ludwig> Can you fix it?
#1170 [08:34] <ludwig> yeah i know
#1171 [08:34] <ludwig> But
#1172 [08:34] <wesint> it's me again
#1173 [08:35] <ludwig> I have a problem
#1174 [08:35] <ludwig> On my launcher
#1175 [08:35] <Jar> ??> ludwig scold/\n
#1176 [08:35] <VoxelHead> ludwig: The Enter key is not a comma. Please don't flood the channel with many many lines of just two or three words each. Learn how to use complete sentences, and commas.
#1177 [08:35] <ludwig> (NOT CRACKED)
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#1179 [08:35] <wesint> need help
#1180 [08:35] <Jar> ludwig: Tell us your problem then
#1181 [08:35] <Jar> wesint: Help with what?
#1182 [08:35] <ludwig> Here it is http://pastie.org/8970104
#1183 [08:35] <gkatpwns> i start a minecraft, but it was crashed :(
#1184 [08:36] <HelpPlease> i ran the scan
#1185 [08:36] <cobra3947> And any fix maybe :P ?
#1186 [08:36] <ludwig> Can you fix it?
#1187 [08:36] <HelpPlease> no threats
#1188 [08:36] <Jar> ??> ludwig win/reinst
#1189 [08:36] <VoxelHead> ludwig: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1190 [08:36] <VoxelHead> ludwig: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1191 [08:36] <Jar> HelpPlease: Run a full scan.
#1192 [08:37] <HelpPlease> i need help please
#1193 [08:37] <wesint> jar I can not get it to paste
#1194 [08:37] <ludwig> The bootstrap has an error
#1195 [08:37] <wesint> https://gist.github.com/
#1196 [08:37] <Jar> ludwig: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#1197 [08:37] <wesint> how to paste because I can not
#1198 [08:37] <Jar> wesint: Try http://paste.ubuntu.com and make sure to specify a title.
#1199 [08:37] <Jar> HelpPlease: Run a full scan.
#1200 [08:38] <Jar> ludwig: So you're trying to play the demo?
#1201 [08:38] <ludwig> Yes
#1202 [08:38] <ludwig> Im trying to play the demo
#1203 [08:39] <ludwig> Are you supporting demo ??
#1204 [08:39] <gkatpwns> im not trying a demo
#1205 [08:39] <ludwig> Please??
#1206 [08:39] <Jar> ludwig: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#1207 [08:39] <ludwig> OK
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#1209 [08:39] <Jar> ??> gkatpwns irc/multitasking/!
#1210 [08:39] <VoxelHead> gkatpwns: <-- this name here indicates who we're talking to. If you see someone else's name there, it means we're talking to someone else.
#1211 [08:39] <VoxelHead> gkatpwns: Don't respond to messages directed at other people. It is incredibly irritating; if you do it you will be reprimanded, then kicked.
#1212 [08:39] <Jar> Who had that graphics problem again?
#1213 [08:39] <gkatpwns> me
#1214 [08:39] <Jar> gkatpwns: Desktop or laptop?
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#1218 [08:41] <gkatpwns> i dont know
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#1220 [08:41] <danils> tyyu
#1221 [08:41] <danils> tyyu
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#1223 [08:42] <gkatpwns> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
#1224 [08:42] <HelpPlease> gkatpwns how old are you?
#1225 [08:42] <gkatpwns> 12
#1226 [08:42] <gkatpwns> my father format a computer
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#1228 [08:42] <HelpPlease> desktop is a computer with a monitor and a laptop is smaller
#1229 [08:43] <Jar> gkatpwns: Ask your father if you have a desktop or laptop.
#1230 [08:43] <HelpPlease> and is foldable
#1231 [08:43] <ludwig> Jar!
#1232 [08:43] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> gkatpwns scold/age
#1233 [08:43] <HelpPlease> what is yours?
#1234 [08:43] <VoxelHead> gkatpwns: If you are under the age of 18 or have no idea how computers work, please get your parent or someone else who knows computers to assist you.
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#1236 [08:43] <HelpPlease> i am 13 but i understand computers :C
#1237 [08:43] <ludwig> Please help jar http://pastie.org/8970122
#1238 [08:43] <ludwig> Its still the same
#1239 [08:43] <ludwig> But
#1240 [08:43] <ludwig> Longer
#1241 [08:43] <ludwig> :D
#1242 [08:43] <Jar> ??> ludwig scold/\n
#1243 [08:43] <VoxelHead> ludwig: The Enter key is not a comma. Please don't flood the channel with many many lines of just two or three words each. Learn how to use complete sentences, and commas.
#1244 [08:44] <ludwig> what?
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#1246 [08:44] <Jar> ??> ludwig tools/hjt
#1247 [08:44] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1248 [08:44] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#1249 [08:44] <ludwig> Ok
#1250 [08:45] <HelpPlease> i have a similiar problem to ludwig
#1251 [08:45] <ludwig> really?
#1252 [08:45] <HelpPlease> except it dosent let me download my minecraft
#1253 [08:46] <HelpPlease> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7156402/ my error
#1254 [08:46] <ludwig> Hi-5
#1255 [08:46] <ludwig> xD
#1256 [08:46] <HelpPlease> i got that yesterday
#1257 [08:46] <HelpPlease> FATAL ERROR bootstrap right?
#1258 [08:46] <UltraMoogleMan> HelpPlease: What's your Minecraft username?
#1259 [08:46] <ludwig> yes
#1260 [08:46] <ludwig> Fatal error
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#1262 [08:47] <HelpPlease> AdrianHasGame
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#1264 [08:48] <ludwig> Heres the text that appear jar http://pastie.org/8970133
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#1266 [08:48] <ludwig> On HiJackThis
#1267 [08:48] <tobytorres10> guys
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#1269 [08:48] <ludwig> jar
#1270 [08:48] <ludwig> Please?
#1271 [08:48] <ludwig> Help?
#1272 [08:49] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> ludwik scold/\n
#1273 [08:49] <VoxelHead> ludwik: The Enter key is not a comma. Please don't flood the channel with many many lines of just two or three words each. Learn how to use complete sentences, and commas.
#1274 [08:49] <tobytorres10> how do i fix minecraft bootstrap error
#1275 [08:49] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> ludwig scold/\n
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#1278 [08:49] <HelpPlease> it seems like a common error
#1279 [08:49] <ludwig> Hi-5 to all having bootstrap error :D
#1280 [08:49] <tobytorres10> _highfive_
#1281 [08:49] <HelpPlease> highfive
#1282 [08:50] <tobytorres10> i want to know how to fix it so bad
#1283 [08:50] <ludwig> haha
#1284 [08:50] <UltraMoogleMan> Yeah, three people out of millions of users having bootstrap errors is a serious crisis here
#1285 [08:50] <ludwig> Guys with bootstrap error, Add me on FB :D vince.leonardo@rocketmail.com :D
#1286 [08:50] <ludwig> Please Fix http://pastie.org/8970133
#1287 [08:50] <ludwig> I scan HiJackThis now
#1288 [08:50] <tobytorres10> nah add me on skype toby.torres2
#1289 [08:50] <ludwig> And this text appear
#1290 [08:51] <ludwig> Don't have skype :D
#1291 [08:51] <tobytorres10> so does anyone know how to fix this error?
#1292 [08:51] <ludwig> Yeah
#1293 [08:51] <tobytorres10> you?
#1294 [08:51] <HelpPlease> ultramoogleman i have no malware i ran a scan
#1295 [08:51] <ludwig> No
#1296 [08:51] <ludwig> :D
#1297 [08:51] <HelpPlease> guys
#1298 [08:51] <tobytorres10> who then?
#1299 [08:52] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, tobytorres10: List all crash reports in order for me to review
#1300 [08:52] <HelpPlease> this is a help IRC chat room not a make-friends-with-the-same-problem-as-you room
#1301 [08:52] <ludwig> Jar you are my hero, i scan HiJackThis now :C
#1302 [08:52] <tobytorres10> okay
#1303 [08:52] <tobytorres10> tyteen
#1304 [08:52] <tobytorres10> do you have skype?
#1305 [08:52] <Guest47398> my minecraft has a texture pack that will not let me get on my minecraft i need to delet it but i dont know how.
#1306 [08:52] <ludwig> Ok
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#1308 [08:52] <ludwig> Jar please
#1309 [08:52] <ludwig> Reply
#1310 [08:52] <Andrio> Guest47398, how did you install it?
#1311 [08:52] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, we do not offer assistance over Skype (or Facebook, for that matter)
#1312 [08:52] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, he is not here
#1313 [08:52] <tobytorres10> okay
#1314 [08:52] <ludwig> okay
#1315 [08:52] <tobytorres10> Bootstrap (v5) Current time is Mar 26, 2014 12:46:14 PM System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 7' System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.1' System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'amd64' System.getProperty('java.version') == '1.7.0_51' System.getProperty('java.vendor') == 'Oracle Corporation' System.getProperty('sun.arch.data.model') == '64' Downloading: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/launcher.pack.lzma Exception:
#1316 [08:53] <HelpPlease> andrio, i still have the same problem
#1317 [08:53] <tobytorres10> thats what i get
#1318 [08:53] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, use pastie
#1319 [08:53] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 paste
#1320 [08:53] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#1322 [08:53] <ludwig> You are now my new life saver now tyteen?
#1323 [08:53] <tobytorres10> what is pastie?
#1324 [08:53] <tobytorres10> paste?
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#1326 [08:53] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, read the message below
#1327 [08:53] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, only if you give me all your crash reports and supporting documents in order
#1328 [08:53] <ludwig> Tyteen here it is http://pastie.org/8970151
#1329 [08:53] <HelpPlease> andrio please help me please
#1330 [08:53] <HelpPlease> someone help me
#1331 [08:53] <ludwig> http://pastie.org/8970151
#1332 [08:54] <tobytorres10> http://pastie.org/8970153
#1333 [08:54] <tobytorres10> there is mine
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#1335 [08:54] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, tobytorres10: moment
#1336 [08:54] <ludwig> ok :D
#1337 [08:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig win/av/detect
#1338 [08:54] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Go to the Control Panel, Programs and Features (or Add/remove programs if you are on Windows XP), and tell us all entries that has the word "Antivirus", "Firewall", or "Security" in it.
#1339 [08:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 tools/hjt
#1340 [08:54] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1341 [08:54] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#1342 [08:55] <ludwig> I already tried that tyteen
#1343 [08:55] <HelpPlease> someone help me please
#1344 [08:55] <tobytorres10> ?!?1?
#1345 [08:55] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, and the result is?
#1346 [08:55] <ludwig> wait
#1347 [08:55] <HelpPlease> i have no malware i ran a scan
#1348 [08:55] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, read the instructions and follow them
#1349 [08:55] <HelpPlease> what now?
#1350 [08:55] <tobytorres10> What instructions?
#1351 [08:55] <ludwig> Tyteen here http://pastie.org/8970158
#1352 [08:55] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 tools/hjt
#1353 [08:55] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1354 [08:55] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#1355 [08:55] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 irc/multitasking/!
#1356 [08:55] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: <-- this name here indicates who we're talking to. If you see someone else's name there, it means we're talking to someone else.
#1357 [08:55] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Don't respond to messages directed at other people. It is incredibly irritating; if you do it you will be reprimanded, then kicked.
#1358 [08:56] <ludwig> What now tyteen?
#1359 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig scold/patience
#1360 [08:56] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1361 [08:56] <VoxelHead> ludwig: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received.
#1362 [08:56] <ludwig> ok ^^
#1363 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, this is your last warning
#1364 [08:56] <ludwig> ok :C
#1365 [08:56] <ludwig> :'(
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#1367 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig av/norton
#1368 [08:56] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Norton's Antivirus program and firewall are known to interfere with Minecraft's login and server-joining process. Currently the only way to fix it is to uninstall it. We recommend Avast! AntiVirus as an alternative. See ?? av/avast
#1369 [08:56] <HelpPlease> why isnt anyone helping me :'(
#1370 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig av/norton/uninstall
#1371 [08:56] <VoxelHead> ludwig: To completely uninstall Norton Internet Security, use this tool: ftp://ftp.symantec.com/public/english_us_canada/removal_tools/Norton_Removal_Tool.exe
#1372 [08:56] <ludwig> I KNEW IT! ITS NORTON!
#1373 [08:56] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> HelpPlease scold/patience
#1374 [08:56] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1375 [08:56] <VoxelHead> HelpPlease: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received.
#1376 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> HelpPlease, wait for Andrio to follow up on your issue
#1377 [08:56] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, there are more
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#1379 [08:57] <ludwig> ok
#1380 [08:57] <HelpPlease> ok thanks
#1381 [08:57] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig av/mcafee
#1382 [08:57] <ludwig> Ok
#1383 [08:57] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig av/mcafee/uninstall
#1384 [08:57] <ludwig> Is there more?
#1385 [08:57] <VoxelHead> ludwig: To completely uninstall McAfee products, use this tool: http://download.mcafee.com/products/licensed/cust_support_patches/MCPR.exe
#1386 [08:57] <VoxelHead> ludwig: To completely uninstall McAfee products, use this tool: http://download.mcafee.com/products/licensed/cust_support_patches/MCPR.exe
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#1389 [08:57] <UltraMoogleMan> Lord_Nightmare: Run. Run, before it's too late
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#1391 [08:57] <tyteen4a03> UltraMoogleMan, he is a regular idler
#1392 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, also:
#1393 [08:58] <tobytorres10> This is what i got http://pastie.org/8970168
#1394 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> ??> ludwig av/malwarebytes
#1395 [08:58] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Malwarebytes is an anti-malware program that removes malware and potentially unwanted programs from your PC.
#1396 [08:58] <ludwig> Can i just uninstall it in control pannel?
#1397 [08:58] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Download it here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/
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#1399 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, best to use their utility, because sometimes the uninstaller leave traces or just plain stops working
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#1401 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, download Malwarebytes, run a Full Scan, remove anything it finds, restart PC
#1402 [08:58] <tobytorres10> http://pastie.org/8970168
#1403 [08:58] <ludwig> Ohh ok sooo i will follow Voxelhead?
#1404 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, moment
#1405 [08:58] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, yes
#1406 [08:59] <ludwig> Ok
#1407 [08:59] <UltraMoogleMan> tyteen4a03: LN and I go way back in the emulation community, don't worry
#1408 [08:59] <tyteen4a03> UltraMoogleMan, glad to hear
#1409 [08:59] <UltraMoogleMan> He's a regular idler in lots of places :P
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#1411 [08:59] <tobytorres10> voxel
#1412 [09:00] <HelpPlease> andrio you have a solution
#1413 [09:00] <HelpPlease> ?? please tell me yes
#1414 [09:00] <Andrio> HelpPlease, do you have AVG softwareinstalled?
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#1416 [09:00] <HelpPlease> yes
#1417 [09:00] <Andrio> s/ei/e i/
#1418 [09:00] <ExtremeBot> Andrio meant to say: HelpPlease, do you have AVG software installed?
#1419 [09:00] <tyteen4a03> UltraMoogleMan, I never bother /whois so ok
#1420 [09:01] <HelpPlease> yes i do
#1421 [09:01] <Andrio> You might need to get rid of that.
#1422 [09:01] <tobytorres10> http://pastie.org/8970168
#1423 [09:01] <HelpPlease> whats extremebot im scared
#1424 [09:01] <HelpPlease> ok ill try, it sucks anyway
#1425 [09:01] <HelpPlease> well it dosent suck too bad but still
#1426 [09:01] <Andrio> yeah.. ^^
#1427 [09:02] <Andrio> It's been known to mess things like this up.
#1428 [09:02] <HelpPlease> and also i had AVG the very first time i installed minecraft on this computer
#1429 [09:02] <extrame> o minecraft não esta indo
#1430 [09:02] <JarBot> ??> extrame lang/pt
#1431 [09:02] <VoxelHead> extrame: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1432 [09:02] <Andrio> yeah..
#1433 [09:02] <tobytorres10> there is mine http://pastie.org/8970168
#1434 [09:02] <HelpPlease> so idk whats the problem
#1435 [09:02] <extrame> ja esto usando
#1436 [09:02] <HelpPlease> thats kinda ... racist
#1437 [09:03] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 av/adwcleaner
#1438 [09:03] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: ADWCleaner is a utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#1439 [09:03] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
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#1441 [09:03] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 av/adwcleaner
#1442 [09:03] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: ADWCleaner is a utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#1443 [09:03] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
#1444 [09:03] <ludwig> tyteen, My internet connection is VERY VERY Slow, Can i just unintall it without using this tool?? Becuase its taking me forever! to download
#1445 [09:04] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, nope
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#1447 [09:04] <tobytorres10_> voxel what does this linkk do?
#1448 [09:04] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, download and run that, run a scan, remove anything it finds, restart computer, come back
#1449 [09:04] <tobytorres10_> kk
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#1451 [09:04] <ludwig> Awww, the tool is only 849KB and its taking me i think 10 minutes
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#1453 [09:05] <UltraMoogleMan> [14:02] <HelpPlease> thats kinda ... racist
#1454 [09:05] <tobytorres10_> guys it says it is not a valid win32 application
#1455 [09:05] <ludwig> it says 2 minutes, But its not moving
#1456 [09:05] <UltraMoogleMan> Oh, sorry, the group of volunteers here should just have one person from every country in order to speak in a given person's native tongue?
#1457 [09:05] <ludwig> And its adding time
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#1459 [09:05] <ludwig> Now its 2minutes and 21 seconds
#1460 [09:05] <wesint> need help
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#1462 [09:06] <tobytorres10_> wd#
#1463 [09:06] <wesint> need help
#1464 [09:06] <wesint> need help
#1465 [09:06] <tobytorres10_> i need help it says not a valid win32 applixation!!!
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#1467 [09:06] <tobytorres10_> application
#1468 [09:06] <tobytorres10_> Voxel help me
#1469 [09:06] <ludwig> Now its corrupt! becuase of my internet connection is too slow
#1470 [09:07] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> wesint scold/repeat
#1471 [09:07] <VoxelHead> wesint: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#1472 [09:07] <VoxelHead> wesint: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#1473 [09:07] <HelpPlease> andrio, if this works, you are the second sexiest man alive, you know, next to me? jk
#1474 [09:07] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10_, download it again
#1475 [09:07] <tobytorres10_> okay
#1476 [09:07] * Death is now known as Death||Away
#1477 [09:07] <Andrio> If that were only true.
#1478 [09:07] <weydersagaz> oi meu nome weyder
#1479 [09:08] <JarBot> ??> weydersagaz lang/pt
#1480 [09:08] <VoxelHead> weydersagaz: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1481 [09:09] <tyteen4a03> Andrio, are you not sexy?
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#1484 [09:10] <HelpPlease> how do i remove hijackthis
#1485 [09:10] * tobytorres10_ [tobytorres10_@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
#1486 [09:11] <Andrio> Probably so.
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#1488 [09:11] <tobytorres10> it still says not a valid win32 application
#1489 [09:12] <HelpPlease> andrio, you helping people makes you sexier
#1490 [09:12] <weydersagaz> l like to play faso minicreft
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#1492 [09:13] <ludwig> tyteen its now uninstalled
#1493 [09:13] <ludwig> I only need is malwarebytes
#1494 [09:13] <tobytorres10> tyteen it says it is a invalid win32 application
#1495 [09:13] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, it should prompt you to restart your computer
#1496 [09:13] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, then your computer is probably too infected
#1497 [09:14] <tobytorres10> lemme try once more
#1498 [09:14] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, your best bet would be to reinstall your PC
#1499 [09:14] <tobytorres10> how?
#1500 [09:14] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, take it to your local computer shop
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#1502 [09:14] <tobytorres10> no
#1503 [09:14] <ludwig> what?
#1504 [09:15] <sosamuel> stop
#1505 [09:15] <HelpPlease> screw you AVG
#1506 [09:15] <tobytorres10> resend me the link for the downlaod
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#1508 [09:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 av/adwcleaner
#1509 [09:15] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: ADWCleaner is a utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#1510 [09:15] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
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#1512 [09:15] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, the norton uninstallation utility should prompt you to restart your PC
#1513 [09:15] <HelpPlease> how about norton? is that better than AVG?
#1514 [09:15] <ludwig> I just uninstall it using control panel
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#1516 [09:16] <Andrio> Barely.
#1517 [09:16] <ludwig> Do i really need to download that?
#1518 [09:16] <Andrio> HelpPlease, consider Avast or Microsoft Security Essentials instead.
#1519 [09:16] <tobytorres10> Okay teen it now worked
#1520 [09:16] <HelpPlease> ok
#1521 [09:16] <HelpPlease> thanks
#1522 [09:16] * FM1337|Away is now known as FM1337
#1523 [09:16] <tyteen4a03> ludwig, yes
#1524 [09:16] <ludwig> Oh men!
#1525 [09:16] <tobytorres10> how long does it take to scan?
#1526 [09:16] <ludwig> My internet connection is very very slow! My download speed is only 0.48
#1527 [09:16] <Frosti_EZZ> I bought Minecraft yesterday but I know back in the game help me
#1528 [09:17] <HelpPlease> sadly, im running win 8 not 8.1 and i cant seem to find a way to get it for win 8
#1529 [09:17] <UltraMoogleMan> "I know back in the game"? What?
#1530 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, 30 minutes at most
#1531 [09:18] <HelpPlease> btw im talking about windows secrurity essentials
#1532 [09:18] <tobytorres10> its already done
#1533 [09:18] <tobytorres10> :/
#1534 [09:18] <tobytorres10> i unistalled everything it ticked
#1535 [09:18] <tobytorres10> now what
#1536 [09:18] <Frosti_EZZ> je ne parle pas anglais, il y a t'il quelqu'un qui peut m'aider en français svp
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#1538 [09:18] <extrame> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 3/26/2014, 09:52:14 Machine name: PC-11082012 Operating System: Windows XP Professional (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 2 (2600.xpsp_sp2_gdr.050301-1519) Language: Portuguese (Regional Setting: Portuguese) System Manufacturer: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. System Model: GA-VM900M BIOS: Award Modular BIOS v6.00PG Processor: I
#1539 [09:19] <Andrio> ??> extrame paste
#1540 [09:19] <VoxelHead> extrame: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#1541 [09:19] <extrame> cliquem nesse link https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5c2a42954399135bdd54
#1542 [09:19] <tobytorres10> tyteen i unistalled everything it ticked now wjay?
#1543 [09:19] <tobytorres10> what
#1544 [09:19] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> extrame lang/pt
#1545 [09:19] <VoxelHead> extrame: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1546 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, restart the computer and come back
#1547 [09:20] <tobytorres10> kk
#1548 [09:20] <extrame> vejam isso e de a suas opinião https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5c2a42954399135bdd54
#1549 [09:20] <JarBot> ??> extrame lang/pt
#1550 [09:20] <VoxelHead> extrame: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1551 [09:21] <extrame> eu ja entendo vcs
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#1553 [09:21] <tyteen4a03> extrame, your computer is too old to play Minecraft
#1554 [09:21] <extrame> o meu minecraft não vai quando eu ligo ele fala erro
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#1556 [09:22] <UltraMoogleMan> ??> extrame lang/pt
#1557 [09:22] <VoxelHead> extrame: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1558 [09:22] <UltraMoogleMan> For god's sake dude
#1559 [09:22] <extrame> meu windows e xp
#1560 [09:22] <UltraMoogleMan> Time for a kick
#1561 [09:22] <UltraMoogleMan> He clearly can't read, even in his own language
#1562 [09:23] <extrame> quem
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#1565 [09:24] <extrame> vcs não resovem nada que bosta
#1566 [09:24] <AKidWithWorms> So Minecraft seems to be having an issue recognizing the left mouse button durring game play. It is hit or miss, but generally never works on the first attempt.
#1567 [09:24] * tyteen4a03 kicked extrame from #minecrafthelp (Reason: xtrame :Seu computador é muito antiga.)
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#1571 [09:29] <weydersagaz> l like to play faso minicreft
#1572 [09:29] <UltraMoogleMan> what
#1573 [09:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> weydersagaz ask/wtf
#1574 [09:30] <VoxelHead> weydersagaz: Please form your question in the form of a question. Whatever you just said was unclear.
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#1576 [09:31] <tobytorres10> hey
#1577 [09:31] <tobytorres10> i restarted
#1578 [09:31] <tobytorres10> now what
#1579 [09:32] <weydersagaz> tells me that l minicreft low
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#1581 [09:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> tobytorres10 av/malwarebytes
#1582 [09:32] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Malwarebytes is an anti-malware program that removes malware and potentially unwanted programs from your PC.
#1583 [09:32] <VoxelHead> tobytorres10: Download it here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/
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#1585 [09:32] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, run Malwarebytes, do a Full Scan, remove anything it finds, restart computer
#1586 [09:32] <tobytorres10> kk
#1587 [09:34] <tobytorres10> shouldnt i just do it with avast because i have that
#1588 [09:35] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, Avast doesn't really do malware
#1589 [09:35] <clarjon1> tobytorres10: Malwarebytes is an anti-malware program. Malware is a class of unwanted software that is not caught by antivirus because malware isn't classified as virus.
#1590 [09:35] <AKidWithWorms> my mouse isn't the issue, it works all the time when not in Minecraft. Its a mild annoyance when breaking blocks but prevents me from fighting mobs
#1591 [09:35] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: Is this a mouse or a laptop touchpad?
#1592 [09:35] <tobytorres10> but malware says this copy is corrupt obtain a new version
#1593 [09:36] <AKidWithWorms> I have a usb attached to my laptop, but I've tried both and they both have the same issue
#1594 [09:36] <AKidWithWorms> I have a new computer, this didn't happen with my old computer
#1595 [09:37] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: Many new laptops come with configurations that disable mouse clicks while the keyboard is being used.
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#1597 [09:37] <Slinkers> I NEED HELP
#1598 [09:37] <weydersagaz> minicreft low that l plese
#1599 [09:37] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: This is to prevent the long-standing issue of accidentially registering a click while typing. Unfortunately, it kind of wrecks gaming.
#1600 [09:37] <tyteen4a03> Slinkers, calm down and tell us what it is
#1601 [09:37] <Slinkers> Can I speak german
#1602 [09:37] <tyteen4a03> Slinkers, nope
#1603 [09:37] <AKidWithWorms> is there any way to disable that feature?
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#1606 [09:38] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: What model of laptop do you have? I'll see if there's any info on google for your laptop.
#1607 [09:38] * Death||Away is now known as Death
#1608 [09:38] <tobytorres10> tyteen it says this copy is corrupt get a new one
#1609 [09:38] <AKidWithWorms> its a Toshiba Satellite C55
#1610 [09:38] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, hm
#1611 [09:39] <seth> hallo, wij willen het spel downloaden maar bij het proberen van de demo krijgen we de melding dat de videakaart niet op to date is, dit is nagekeken en updates zijn gebeurd, demo wil nog steeds niet laden
#1612 [09:39] <JarBot> ??> seth lang/nl
#1613 [09:39] <VoxelHead> seth: Wij spreken hier alleen Engels. U kunt echter, indien u dat wenst, het proberen met behulp van een vertaler, zoals http://translate.google.com/
#1614 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, you'll want to take your computer to the local computer shop then
#1615 [09:39] <tobytorres10> -_-
#1616 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> tobytorres10, nothing much we can do here, since you installed so many malware and other crap
#1617 [09:40] <tobytorres10> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY CRONNIES
#1618 [09:40] * AuBot kicked tobytorres10 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: obytorres10 :Please keep it civil.)
#1619 [09:40] <UltraMoogleMan> Haaaahahahaha
#1620 [09:40] <weydersagaz> that minicreft low that l please
#1621 [09:40] <AKidWithWorms> classy
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#1623 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> Cronnie. Somewhat of an insult for those that you favor
#1624 [09:40] <clarjon1> weydersagaz: I am sorry, but what you are saying does not make any sense. Could you try re-asking your question with different words, please?
#1625 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> I am not sure if I should be flattered or not
#1626 [09:40] <seth> we tried to download the demo, but we get some thing about the video card but checked in en updates are ok
#1627 [09:41] <tyteen4a03> ??> seth win/dxdiag
#1628 [09:41] <VoxelHead> seth: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1629 [09:42] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: I'm not seeing much info on how to disable this functionality. you could try turning off the touchpad when your mouse is plugged in, it appears that for many C55 the shortcut is Fn+F5.
#1630 [09:42] <seth> tried that , shoud i copy paste data or what do i do
#1631 [09:42] <clarjon1> AKidWithWorms: It's not looking like Toshiba left a way to fully disable this functionality unfortunately. Gotta love when they do something they're sure will be "helpful" eh
#1632 [09:43] <AKidWithWorms> I'll give that a shot, thanks
#1633 [09:43] <tyteen4a03> seth, yes, paste the link to your gist entry
#1634 [09:43] <AKidWithWorms> right, it seems like PCs are getting less and less personalize-able, which is what I used to love about them
#1635 [09:44] <weydersagaz> I like low vesao minicreft 1.5.2
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#1637 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> AKidWithWorms, it's just Toshiba being Toshiba
#1638 [09:44] <seth> System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 3/26/2014, 14:40:14 Machine name: PC_VAN_WOUTER Operating System: Windows Vista™ Home Basic (6.0, Build 6002) Service Pack 2 (6002.vistasp2_gdr.130707-1535) Language: Dutch (Regional Setting: Dutch) System Manufacturer: Packard Bell BV System Model: ISTART D5027 BIOS: Default System BIOS Processor: Genuine Intel(R) CPU
#1639 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> seth, your entry on gist, not here
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#1641 [09:45] <seth> did i do it wright, sorry, the translating is 't that good by times
#1642 [09:46] <tyteen4a03> seth, read the page again:
#1643 [09:46] <tyteen4a03> ??> seth win/dxdiag
#1644 [09:46] <VoxelHead> seth: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1645 [09:47] <seth> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f2a93cb39247ea4323aa
#1646 [09:47] <seth> this should be it
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#1648 [09:53] <seth> did i did wright this time?
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#1651 [09:56] <Farhana_> Hi, I purchased minecraft, set up profile and ran the .exe file. But nothing happens when I enter my credentials on log on screen.
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#1653 [09:57] <katjatm> i ned help
#1654 [09:58] <katjatm> i can't come in
#1655 [09:58] <Farhana_> so now that I have set up the profile, how do I start the game. It is not launching.
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#1658 [09:59] <Death> Farhana_: did you press the play game button, then wait for it to download?
#1659 [09:59] <joel1311> I need help
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#1661 [10:00] <Death> That was short.
#1662 [10:00] <Farhana_> Where exactly is the play button, I did not see any? I am installing it for my son. So please be patient, not a very techie person here.
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#1664 [10:00] <Death> Alright, after setting up a profile on the launcher, it should be in the middle of the bottom
#1665 [10:01] <seth> can you help me plz
#1666 [10:01] <Death> seth: problem?
#1667 [10:01] <seth> yes, can't lounch demo
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#1669 [10:01] <Death> I've never really worked with the demo, can't help you there.
#1670 [10:02] <seth> i 'm scared if i can't lounch demo, that real game will be 20 euro in trashcan
#1671 [10:02] <Andrio> ...so don't buy iy.
#1672 [10:02] <Andrio> it*
#1673 [10:03] <seth> yeah, but rather trie to find solution, my son wonna play the game
#1674 [10:04] <Death> What OS are you running?
#1675 [10:04] <seth> windows vista
#1676 [10:04] <Death> You have Java 7, right?
#1677 [10:04] <seth> i think
#1678 [10:04] <seth> it's update that i m sure
#1679 [10:04] <Death> If I remember right, Java 6 is unsuported
#1680 [10:05] <seth> what 's CTCP version
#1681 [10:05] <Farhana> Okay I could log in now and am in the play mode. Thankf for your help
#1682 [10:05] <Andrio> seth, ignore that.
#1683 [10:05] <seth> ok
#1684 [10:05] <Death> java version "1.7.0_51"
#1685 [10:05] <Death> That's the most up to date version
#1686 [10:06] <Farhana> Thank you Death. And yes Death is right about the Java version - i had to update mine. Its a free download.
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#1688 [10:06] <Death> seth: open Command Prompt and run java -showversion
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#1692 [10:07] <seth> sorry but i m not that good on pc, how do i open command promt
#1693 [10:08] <Death> Go to your start menu, all programs, accessories, Command Prompt
#1694 [10:08] <Agoldfish> Start>Cmd
#1695 [10:08] <Death> Agoldfish: silence, you.
#1696 [10:08] <Agoldfish> Or Start
#1697 [10:08] <Agoldfish> Death: Bring it on.
#1698 [10:08] <Death> Or, Windows key + R
#1699 [10:08] <Death> then launch 'cmd'
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#1701 [10:08] <Agoldfish> Or Start>Run>cmd
#1702 [10:09] * Death cooks Agoldfish
#1702 [10:09] <Death> Silence.
#1703 [10:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> seth, If you are on Wondows 8, you need to use "Win + R"
#1704 [10:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> s/Wondows/Windows
#1705 [10:09] <ExtremeBot> Galaxy_2Alex meant to say: seth, If you are on Windows 8, you need to use "Win + R"
#1706 [10:09] <Death> Galaxy_2Alex: Vista
#1707 [10:09] <Galaxy_2Alex> oh well
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#1709 [10:10] <Death> seth: run that, and at the top of what's printed you should see a version
#1710 [10:10] <Death> Any of the 1.7 should work.
#1711 [10:10] <Death> and as you said, you're up to date.
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#1715 [10:12] <azapyolda> minecraft survival gamese kattılamıyorum
#1716 [10:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> azapyolda lang/en
#1717 [10:12] <VoxelHead> azapyolda: We only speak English here. However, you may, if you wish, try using a translator, such as http://translate.google.com/
#1718 [10:12] <azapyolda> hata verıyor
#1719 [10:13] <seth> it says alot but i don't see version of java
#1720 [10:13] <Death> Hmm
#1721 [10:13] <azapyolda> minecraft survivor can not join games
#1722 [10:13] <Death> try java -showversion .
#1723 [10:13] <seth> i entered java show-version but that didn't work
#1724 [10:13] <Andrio> java -version
#1725 [10:13] <Agoldfish> ^
#1726 [10:13] <Death> it's -showversion or -version
#1727 [10:13] <Andrio> There's no such switch as -showversion
#1728 [10:13] <Death> Really?
#1729 [10:13] <azapyolda> minecraft survivor can not join games
#1730 [10:14] <azapyolda> Could you please tell in detail
#1731 [10:14] <Death> I just used it.
#1732 [10:14] <seth> it says java-versie isn't recognised
#1733 [10:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> Did your game crash?
#1734 [10:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> whoops
#1735 [10:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> azapyolda, Did your game crash?
#1736 [10:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> azapyolda, Did your game crash?
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#1738 [10:14] <Andrio> seth, enter java -version
#1739 [10:14] <Death> seth: use java -version, that should help
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#1741 [10:15] <seth> it says 1.7.0_45
#1742 [10:16] <ludwig> tyteen?
#1743 [10:16] <ludwig> you still here?
#1744 [10:16] <seth> thanx for patience :-)
#1745 [10:16] <Death> Then you should be able to launch a minecraft.exe or minecraft.jar
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#1747 [10:16] <seth> but it doesn't lounge
#1748 [10:16] <Death> Try redownloading it.
#1749 [10:16] <Andrio> seth, it seems that that PC is too old to run Minecraft.
#1750 [10:16] <seth> to old, damnd :-(
#1751 [10:17] <Death> Andrio: it's Vista; it can't be that old.
#1752 [10:17] <seth> its vista
#1753 [10:17] <Death> I play it on my XP computers sometimes.
#1754 [10:17] <Andrio> seth, though you can try installing the Catalyst Software Suite from http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
#1755 [10:17] <Andrio> Death, did they have more than 1.8 GB RAM and a four-year-old graphics card?
#1756 [10:17] <Death> I don't remember, but it ran.
#1757 [10:18] <Andrio> hm.
#1758 [10:18] <seth> did that already (the amd thing)
#1759 [10:18] <Andrio> Your DXDiag report indicates otherwise.
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#1761 [10:18] <Andrio> Anyway, how does it not launch?
#1762 [10:18] <Andrio> What happens?
#1763 [10:18] <Death> I'll just stay out of this one, too much hardware-related. Bai~
#1764 [10:18] <seth> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f2a93cb39247ea4323aa
#1765 [10:19] <Andrio> That's a DXDiag report.
#1766 [10:19] <Andrio> What actually happens when you try to run Minecraft?
#1767 [10:19] <seth> i know but i did the amd thing yeasterday before i came here for help
#1768 [10:20] <Death> try taskkill /f /im java.exe in command prompt, that'll get rid of any extra java processes
#1769 [10:20] <Death> That might be your problem
#1770 [10:20] <Andrio> o/ Death.
#1771 [10:20] <seth> it says something about video card but that should be fine and updated
#1772 [10:21] <Andrio> Your DXDiag report indicates that you have outdated drivers.
#1773 [10:21] <Andrio> ' Driver Date/Size: 1/8/2007 12:06:02, 2671104 bytes'
#1774 [10:22] <seth> and is there anitying that i can do to fix that, i'm nitwit in pc :('
#1775 [10:22] <Andrio> Yes: install the current Catalyst Software Suite from http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
#1776 [10:22] <seth> but i installed it yesterday
#1777 [10:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> seth, As far as we can see, you did not
#1778 [10:22] <seth> got logo amd gaming evoveld, that's that not?
#1779 [10:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> seth, No
#1780 [10:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> seth, Download the drover Andrio just gave you
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#1783 [10:23] <seth> ok doing it now
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#1785 [10:24] <seth> it is the first one he, because there are 2 lnks for downloading
#1786 [10:25] <Andrio> Yes, the first one.
#1787 [10:25] <seth> ok i't s downloading
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#1795 [10:32] <lillasilla> Hey, I have 2 minecraft accounts. I just tried logging into one of them but I don't remember my password or the E-mail I used. I just remember the username, how can I find out what E-mail I used for that account?
#1796 [10:33] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> lillasilla account/retrieve-name
#1797 [10:33] <VoxelHead> lillasilla: You can retrieve a list of all usernames registered to a specific email address on this page: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#1798 [10:33] <lillasilla> Ahh, ok thanks :)
#1799 [10:33] <seth> is it normal that the letters on my screen ar bigger now while i m downloading that thing?
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#1801 [10:34] <rymate1234> seth: yes
#1802 [10:34] <Andrio> seth, unless it persists after it finishes and/or you reboot the computer, yes.
#1803 [10:34] <Andrio> s/it finishes/the installation finishes/
#1804 [10:34] <ExtremeBot> Andrio meant to say: seth, unless it persists after the installation finishes and/or you reboot the computer, yes.
#1805 [10:34] <seth> ok, oeff , started to get worried
#1806 [10:34] <Andrio> Happened to me too. :3
#1807 [10:38] <seth> big program, or slow pc, ;-), almost done downlaoding, letters are back to normal :-)
#1808 [10:39] <rymate1234> yay
#1809 [10:39] <rymate1234> its a big program
#1810 [10:39] <Andrio> wait, still downloading?
#1811 [10:39] <Andrio> I've never heard of that happening while it's still downloading.
#1812 [10:39] <rymate1234> i assume he means installing
#1813 [10:39] <seth> yeah still downloading
#1814 [10:40] <seth> yes installing sorry
#1815 [10:40] <Andrio> k.
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#1819 [10:45] <seth> i think it 's working, minecraft is downloading territory :-)
#1820 [10:46] <seth> thank you verry much for the help, my son is excited he can play now
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#1832 [10:53] <HelpPlease> im back
#1833 [10:53] <tnt_> stop
#1834 [10:53] <HelpPlease> what?
#1835 [10:54] <seth> ok, the demo works now, but verry slow, is there anything i can do to fix that too?
#1836 [10:54] <Death> Not really
#1837 [10:54] <Death> You can turn down your visual settings, but I'm not sure beyond that
#1838 [10:54] <seth> would the real game be as slow or faster
#1839 [10:54] <Death> Most likely, it would be slower.
#1840 [10:54] <Andrio> It'd be the same.
#1841 [10:54] <HelpPlease> yeah
#1842 [10:55] <seth> even slower, :(
#1843 [10:55] <Andrio> You really need a more powerful PC to play Minecraft.
#1844 [10:55] <CubeTheThird> seth, set graphics to fast, reduce view distance, disable mipmapping and anisotropic filtering, use a low resolution texture pack, optifine
#1845 [10:55] <seth> i saving for one
#1846 [10:56] <Andrio> Or, better, no resource pack at all.
#1847 [10:56] <Andrio> Also, disable smooth lighting.
#1848 [10:56] <Andrio> That's a big contributor,.
#1849 [10:56] <TnT> Stop what?
#1850 [10:56] <CubeTheThird> hmm I'll add the smooth lighting to my list
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#1855 [11:01] <seth> ok thx for the help, i think new pc will be best solution ;), it verry slow
#1856 [11:01] <Death> Yeah, I can't run it on this computer either :P
#1857 [11:01] <Death> I plan on upgrading to an Alienware on 7/4.
#1858 [11:02] <tyteen4a03> CubeTheThird, smooth lightning requires extra calculations to make the light smoother
#1859 [11:02] <HelpPlease> Andrio
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#1861 [11:03] <HelpPlease> i removed avg and i enabled windows defender
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#1866 [11:04] <HelpPlease> Andrio i removed AVG
#1867 [11:04] <Andrio> Does it work now?
#1868 [11:04] <HelpPlease> im waiting
#1869 [11:04] <HelpPlease> few more minutes
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#1872 [11:04] <seth> http://www.pcmweb.nl/nieuws/nieuwe-medion-pc-vanaf-24-april-bij-de-aldi.html should i pc like this be ok?
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#1874 [11:05] <Guest40171> Ciao
#1875 [11:05] <Guest40171> Ciao
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#1877 [11:05] <CubeTheThird> seth, ya more than ok
#1878 [11:05] <HelpPlease> it didnt work
#1879 [11:06] <seth> thx
#1880 [11:06] <Andrio> (-_-)
#1881 [11:06] <niel> seth, I suggest cyberpoer
#1882 [11:07] <HelpPlease> wait
#1883 [11:07] <niel> thats not a very good computer fyi
#1884 [11:07] <HelpPlease> i think somethings happening
#1885 [11:07] <CubeTheThird> niel, no? Looks fine to me
#1886 [11:08] <HelpPlease> mines a asus x550lb laptop
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#1888 [11:08] <HelpPlease> wiht dual graphics and 8 gigs of RAM'
#1889 [11:08] <niel> CubeTheThird, its really not
#1890 [11:09] <niel> how much is that US?
#1891 [11:09] <CubeTheThird> niel, really? i7 processor and GT630?
#1892 [11:09] <HelpPlease> well is it a desktop?
#1893 [11:09] <niel> yea low end
#1894 [11:09] <HelpPlease> my laptops i7
#1895 [11:09] <niel> my laptop has a 4700k and a nvidia 765
#1896 [11:10] <HelpPlease> mine has an intel i7 and nvidia 740m
#1897 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> Not everybody has a couple grand to plop on a gaming laptop
#1898 [11:10] <niel> its a GT even not a GTX its old
#1899 [11:10] <HelpPlease> is mine good?
#1900 [11:10] <niel> HelpPlease, who made it?
#1901 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> niel, GeForce 540M GT is not old
#1902 [11:11] <HelpPlease> its a laptop
#1903 [11:11] <niel> gtg anyways
#1904 [11:11] <seth> what is cyperpoer
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#1907 [11:14] <seth> did you mean cyberpower , i live in belgium , rahter shop over here ;-)
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#1909 [11:15] <caleb_> i need help?
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#1911 [11:16] <CubeTheThird> caleb_, you seem unsure about that. What do you need help with
#1912 [11:17] <caleb_> um my minecraft server wunt work can you help
#1913 [11:17] <niel> tyteen4a03, a 540 has cooling issues
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#1916 [11:18] <niel> it gets really hot
#1917 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> niel, it's not old\
#1918 [11:18] <niel> its not worth getting
#1919 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> niel, it's not old
#1920 [11:18] <CubeTheThird> caleb_, in what way is your server not working?
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#1922 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> is that statement that hard to understand
#1923 [11:18] <niel> sure
#1924 [11:18] <caleb_> i dot now
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#1926 [11:19] <CubeTheThird> caleb_, umm then how do you know it's not working?
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#1928 [11:19] <caleb_> it went black
#1929 [11:20] <niel> what went black
#1930 [11:20] <caleb_> yes
#1931 [11:20] <niel> no what did
#1932 [11:20] <niel> yes is not a thing
#1933 [11:22] <caleb_> yes
#1934 [11:24] <CubeTheThird> caleb_, WHAT went black?
#1935 [11:25] <niel> CubeTheThird, maybe the sky its night time in parts of the world ;)
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#1938 [11:27] <HelpPlease> andrio
#1939 [11:27] <HelpPlease> heres the error
#1940 [11:27] <RalphMendoza> I have a problem in minecraft does not start
#1941 [11:27] <niel> RalphMendoza, you need to explain better
#1942 [11:27] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, does it crash?
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#1945 [11:28] <HelpPlease> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7157271/ i removed AVG and its still happening
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#1949 [11:29] <RalphMendoza> I wrote ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- / / Why did you do that? Time: 26.03.14 19:21 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat (Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat (WindowsPeerInfo.java: 52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow (WindowsDisplay.java: 252) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow (Disp
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#1951 [11:30] <niel> ??> RalphMendoza pastie
#1952 [11:30] <Xeadin> ??> RaplhMendoza paste
#1953 [11:30] <niel> ??> RalphMendoza paste
#1954 [11:30] <VoxelHead> RaplhMendoza: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#1955 [11:30] <Bob> Hey. I've installed a free server for hamachi and set it all up, but when I start it, it just comes up blank
#1956 [11:30] <CubeTheThird> ??> RalphMendoza win/dxdiag
#1957 [11:30] <VoxelHead> RalphMendoza: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#1959 [11:30] <CubeTheThird> ??> Bob fubar/hamachi
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#1964 [11:31] <CubeTheThird> ??> Bob net/hamachi
#1965 [11:31] <VoxelHead> Bob: Hamachi has been squatting on an IANA-allocated IP block (25.0.0.0/8). As such, Hamachi fundamentally conflicts with the internet itself. Therefore, #minecrafthelp will not support servers hosted via Hamachi.
#1966 [11:31] <VoxelHead> Bob: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#1967 [11:32] <RalphMendoza> I did everything that was said there is not not help me
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#1971 [11:32] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, so you have a link to your dxdiag report for us?
#1972 [11:33] <HelpPlease> Guys
#1973 [11:33] <CubeTheThird> HelpPlease, did you restart your computer after removing it?
#1974 [11:33] <HelpPlease> yes
#1975 [11:33] <RalphMendoza> yes
#1976 [11:33] <RalphMendoza> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/b1a75b41e9aac016ea41
#1977 [11:33] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, ok one sec
#1978 [11:33] <RalphMendoza> ok
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#1980 [11:33] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, that is not your dxdiag report
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#1982 [11:34] <RalphMendoza> and how to get your
#1983 [11:35] <HelpPlease> what now cube :C
#1984 [11:35] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
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#1988 [11:35] <CubeTheThird> HelpPlease, do you have any other security software installed?
#1989 [11:36] <HelpPlease> no except the one that comes with windows 8
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#1993 [11:37] <RalphMendoza> http://pastie.org/8970576
#1994 [11:37] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, that is your CRASH report, NOT your DXDIAG report
#1995 [11:38] <RalphMendoza> ????
#1996 [11:38] <CubeTheThird> ??> RalphMendoza win/dxdiag
#1997 [11:38] <VoxelHead> RalphMendoza: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1998 [11:39] <HelpPlease> does anyone have a solution to my problem?
#1999 [11:40] <HelpPlease> someone HelpPlease
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#2001 [11:40] <RalphMendoza> http://pastie.org/8970588
#2002 [11:41] <RalphMendoza> it?
#2003 [11:41] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, yes. One moment
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#2005 [11:42] <RalphMendoza> cheers
#2006 [11:43] <HelpPlease> PLease help me:C
#2007 [11:43] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, what is your exact computer model number? It starts with: L855D
#2008 [11:44] <RalphMendoza> yes
#2009 [11:44] <CubeTheThird> HelpPlease, have you been able to play previously?
#2010 [11:45] <dk413lol> I have a problem! When I'm inside a Minecraft world, I can not see the blocks. only the sun and sky. everything else is completely white. but I hear that I can destroy blocks.
#2011 [11:45] <ratistuko> i want to fix the OpenGL problem! can U Guyz Help me Plz?
#2012 [11:45] <CubeTheThird> dk413lol, have you installed beta AMD drivers?
#2013 [11:45] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, what OpenGL problem exactly?
#2014 [11:45] <dk413lol> hmm yeah i think so
#2015 [11:45] <ratistuko> no i havent done anything yet
#2016 [11:45] <dk413lol> how do i know that ?
#2017 [11:46] <CubeTheThird> dk413lol, either update to the newest beta driver, or remove them and install non beta ones
#2018 [11:46] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, only messages with your name are for you
#2019 [11:46] <RalphMendoza> Well what?
#2020 [11:46] <ratistuko> it punches from the game and w
#2021 [11:46] <dk413lol> ok thx i will try that :)
#2022 [11:46] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, still waiting for your model number
#2023 [11:47] <ratistuko> please Help, when i try to open minecraft it tells me that i need something about OpenGL
#2024 [11:47] <CubeTheThird> ??> ratistuko win/dxdiag
#2025 [11:47] <VoxelHead> ratistuko: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2026 [11:48] <ratistuko> i did that and i have a link that i need to copy and i think that i m supposed to copy it here
#2027 [11:49] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, yes give the link here
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#2031 [11:49] <ratistuko> ok
#2032 [11:49] <ratistuko> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/639200aaf808476f68d8
#2033 [11:49] <ratistuko> here U go
#2034 [11:49] <Nichname2> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/644516e85de8c9e70d7c
#2035 [11:49] <ratistuko> :D
#2036 [11:49] <Nichname2> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/644516e85de8c9e70d7c
#2037 [11:49] <Nichname2> thats my problem :(
#2038 [11:49] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, download and install http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/73779/en-us
#2039 [11:50] <CubeTheThird> Nichname2, one moment
#2040 [11:50] <Nichname2> ok
#2041 [11:50] <RalphMendoza> L855D-55220
#2042 [11:50] <ratistuko> cubethethird what shd i do next
#2043 [11:51] <ratistuko> after downloadig nvidia
#2044 [11:51] <CubeTheThird> Nichname2, download and insatll http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/73780/en-us
#2045 [11:51] <ratistuko> ??
#2046 [11:51] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, install it?
#2047 [11:51] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, on sec
#2048 [11:51] <ratistuko> not yet
#2049 [11:51] <ratistuko> ill go on
#2050 [11:51] <RalphMendoza> CubeTheThird, ok
#2051 [11:51] <ratistuko> 17 mnts left
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#2053 [11:52] <Nichname2> thank you
#2054 [11:52] <ratistuko> thank you CubeTheThird :D
#2055 [11:53] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, download and install http://cdgenp01.csd.toshiba.com/content/support/downloads/tc50118400d.exe
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#2060 [11:58] <RalphMendoza> please wait few minutes
#2061 [11:59] <CubeTheThird> take your time
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#2066 [12:02] <OreoKing1230> i can't see my health bar anymore
#2067 [12:03] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, try pressing f2
#2068 [12:03] <CubeTheThird> or not
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#2070 [12:03] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, try pressing f2 ?
#2071 [12:04] <RalphMendoza> well done!
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#2073 [12:04] <OreoKing1230> that takes a screenshot
#2074 [12:04] <CubeTheThird> err sorry f1
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#2076 [12:04] <OreoKing1230> not working
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#2078 [12:05] <HelpPlease> Andrio
#2079 [12:05] <HelpPlease> IT WORKED
#2080 [12:05] <HelpPlease> thanks so much!!!
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#2082 [12:05] <OreoKing1230> its not working
#2083 [12:05] <Xeadin> OreoKing1230: Did you switch to Creative Mode at any time?
#2084 [12:05] <RalphMendoza> wat shud i do now
#2085 [12:05] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, is this present in any world, or a specific one?
#2086 [12:05] <HelpPlease> if you see Andrio please tell him i said thanks!
#2087 [12:05] <RalphMendoza> ?
#2088 [12:05] <HelpPlease> IM So happy
#2089 [12:05] <CubeTheThird> RalphMendoza, well try playing, else restart your computer
#2090 [12:06] <HelpPlease> Thanks so much!
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#2092 [12:06] <OreoKing1230> it happens in everything i can't see it when I'm in a server
#2093 [12:06] <mcagers> Uhm, Hey. Don't know if im doing this in the correct format, but I have an issue when attempting to purchase Minecraft
#2094 [12:06] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, only a specific server?
#2095 [12:06] <OreoKing1230> MCSG
#2096 [12:07] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, what kind of issue?
#2097 [12:07] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, but nowhere else?
#2098 [12:07] <mcagers> On the purchasing screen, where I need to decide on a Username, it states that it is already taken.
#2099 [12:07] <OreoKing1230> i can't see it in all of the servers i have
#2100 [12:07] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, ok then choose another one
#2101 [12:07] <mcagers> But, that username is already registered under the account I am purchasing minecraft on.
#2102 [12:08] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, did you already register the username?
#2103 [12:08] <mcagers> I've checked, done a retrievename, its under the same account im attempting to puchase it.
#2104 [12:08] <mcagers> Yeah, its already registered.
#2105 [12:08] <OreoKing1230> its not working in another server
#2106 [12:08] <mcagers> Just not paid-for
#2107 [12:08] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, what is the username>
#2108 [12:08] <mcagers> The username is: pika523
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#2110 [12:09] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, oh so you are trying to pay for that name, but you already claimed it?
#2111 [12:09] <mcagers> Yeah.
#2112 [12:09] <ratistuko> cubethethird i starte installing the nvidia
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#2114 [12:09] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, oh, then the process is a bit different for that. Let's see if I can find that link
#2115 [12:09] <mcagers> Oh, okay.
#2116 [12:10] <OreoKing1230> its not working in another server
#2117 [12:10] <ratistuko> cubethethird i ve installed it
#2118 [12:10] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, are you in creative mode?
#2119 [12:10] <CubeTheThird> ratistuko, ok. Now try playing, else restart your computer
#2120 [12:10] <OreoKing1230> no
#2121 [12:10] <CubeTheThird> ??< account/migrate/unpaid
#2122 [12:10] <ratistuko> ok
#2123 [12:11] <CubeTheThird> ??> mcagers account/migrate/unpaid
#2124 [12:11] <VoxelHead> mcagers: If you have an unpaid Minecraft.net account and wish to make it premium, follow the steps here: http://minecraftirc.net/thread-32.html
#2125 [12:11] <ratistuko> thnks
#2126 [12:11] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, connect to mctest.ae97.net
#2127 [12:11] <mcagers> Gonna check it out now, Thanks CubeTheThird.
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#2130 [12:12] <OreoKing1230> im in the server
#2131 [12:13] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, does your health bar show up?
#2132 [12:13] <OreoKing1230> no
#2133 [12:13] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, check your multiplayer settings. Something might be disabled
#2134 [12:14] <mcagers> CubeTheThird, just to clarify something. When I login to minecraft.net to Purchase the gift code, do I use my Mojang account (with the e-mail as a username), or my old minecraft account (with my minecraft name)?
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#2136 [12:14] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, mojang account, though it doesn't really make a difference.
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#2138 [12:14] <mcagers> Got it.
#2139 [12:15] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, are you using a texture pack?
#2140 [12:15] <mcagers> And I'm guessing that if I use my e-mail to login to Mojang, redeem the gift code, I will have the ability to use my existing minecraft name?
#2141 [12:15] <CubeTheThird> mcagers, that's the idea
#2142 [12:16] <mcagers> Awesome!
#2143 [12:16] <mcagers> Thanks CubeTheThird!
#2144 [12:16] <OreoKing1230> everything is on in multiplayer settings
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#2147 [12:17] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, are you using a texture pack?
#2148 [12:17] <OreoKing1230> yes
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#2152 [12:17] <OreoKing1230> but my health bar was showing when i got the texture pack
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#2154 [12:18] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, ok.. but does it show without it?
#2155 [12:18] <OreoKing1230> yeah¨
#2156 [12:19] <CubeTheThird> OreoKing1230, then the problem is the texture pack
#2157 [12:19] <OreoKing1230> ok
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#2160 [12:21] <TeenLizard> i need help setting up my server
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#2162 [12:21] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, see http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2163 [12:21] <TeenLizard> i need help fixing my server
#2164 [12:22] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, ok... what's wrong with it?
#2165 [12:22] <TeenLizard> other people cant join
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#2167 [12:23] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, did you properly set up port forwarding?
#2168 [12:23] <TeenLizard> i think so
#2169 [12:23] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, what is the address and port?
#2170 [12:23] <TeenLizard> the port is 25565
#2171 [12:24] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, and the address?
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#2173 [12:25] <TeenLizard> 192.168.1.103
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#2175 [12:25] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, that is not your public address. That is your local address
#2176 [12:26] <TeenLizard> o 71.197.97.6
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#2178 [12:26] <thelonewolf> my pixels are not compatiable with minecraft
#2179 [12:26] <thelonewolf> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c518c30ca34df3af5fbe
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#2181 [12:26] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, ya not working. Are you able to connect to it locally?
#2182 [12:26] <CubeTheThird> thelonewolf, one moment
#2183 [12:26] <TeenLizard> yes with local host
#2184 [12:27] <thelonewolf> ok
#2185 [12:27] <CubeTheThird> thelonewolf, sorry but unfortunately your graphics card is not supported on windows 8. You will either need to downgrade to windows 7 (or lower) or use a different computer.
#2186 [12:27] <thelonewolf> oh ok thanks for you help
#2187 [12:27] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, might your firewall be blocking it?
#2188 [12:28] <TeenLizard> i check it but it says full accses
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#2190 [12:28] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, and what antivirus are you using?
#2191 [12:28] <TeenLizard> avg
#2192 [12:28] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, free or paid?
#2193 [12:28] <TeenLizard> free
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#2195 [12:29] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, and you forwarded 25565 both TCP and UDP to 192.168.1.103
#2196 [12:29] <TeenLizard> yes i am
#2197 [12:29] <randjminecraft> hello, i cant play minecraft 1.7.5 singleplayer with my old graphics card
#2198 [12:30] <randjminecraft> any ideas?
#2199 [12:30] <randjminecraft> screw this
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#2201 [12:30] <CubeTheThird> ok then...
#2202 [12:31] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, is your router connected to another router?
#2203 [12:31] <TeenLizard> no
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#2206 [12:32] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, dumb question, but have you restarted your server?
#2207 [12:33] <TeenLizard> yes i have
#2208 [12:33] <yaya> no me va el mincraft me pone fix problem
#2209 [12:33] <JarBot> ??> yaya lang/es
#2210 [12:33] <VoxelHead> yaya: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
#2211 [12:34] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, hmm well that's odd. Has it never worked, or did it at some point work?
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#2213 [12:34] <TeenLizard> it work a while ago but it just stoped
#2214 [12:34] <yaya> my minecraft will not put me fix the problem
#2215 [12:35] <yaya> my minecraft will not put me fix the problem
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#2217 [12:35] <CubeTheThird> yaya, is it crashing?
#2218 [12:35] <CubeTheThird> TeenLizard, has your local IP address changed?
#2219 [12:35] <yaya> si
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#2221 [12:36] <TeenLizard> yes then i changed it to the right one
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#2223 [12:36] <deimuada> hey i got a problem with the bad video drivers can someone help me ?
#2224 [12:37] <CubeTheThird> yaya, can you put the crash report onto pastie.org and give a link to it here
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#2227 [12:37] <CubeTheThird> deimuada, do you have a dxdiag report?
#2228 [12:37] <deimuada> yeah i have one
#2229 [12:37] <deimuada> and i have a link
#2230 [12:37] <CubeTheThird> deimuada, link please
#2231 [12:38] <deimuada> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d15e6db2f3c558af19b5
#2232 [12:38] <CubeTheThird> deimuada, sorry but unfortunately your graphics card is not supported on windows 8.1. You will either need to downgrade to windows 8 (or lower) or use a different computer.
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#2236 [12:38] <deimuada> oh ok
#2237 [12:39] <deimuada> first i got windows 7 and i could play with shaders and a lot of mods and now ?
#2238 [12:39] <deimuada> holy shit
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#2240 [12:40] <sugoi> deimuada: why did you upgrade from 7 to 8?
#2241 [12:40] <sugoi> (not sarcasm, genuinely curious)
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#2246 [12:46] <King_> please i need this tiny help
#2247 [12:46] <King_> everytime i try to join the forge channel
#2248 [12:46] <King_> i get a error saying cannot send to :#Forge
#2249 [12:46] <GrygrFlzr> King_: You need to register to nickserv and not use webchat
#2250 [12:46] <GrygrFlzr> That is also the wrong channel
#2251 [12:47] <King_> GrygrFlzr: i already did
#2252 [12:47] <King_> oh my bad
#2253 [12:47] <King_> please tell me the channel!
#2254 [12:47] <GrygrFlzr> You have not. You are using webchat this very instant.
#2255 [12:47] <GrygrFlzr> You will need to use an actual IRC client.
#2256 [12:47] <King_> how?
#2257 [12:47] <GrygrFlzr> Download and install one.
#2258 [12:47] <GrygrFlzr> Eg: HexChat
#2259 [12:48] <GrygrFlzr> http://hexchat.github.io/
#2260 [12:48] <King_> thanks its because my mc is getting a error and i'm using mods maybe they can help
#2261 [12:48] <King_> just needed help with the channel
#2262 [12:48] <King_> thanks!
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#2265 [12:49] <GrygrFlzr> The actual channel is at #minecraftforge - do not attempt to join before you use the client, you will be redirected to a completely different channel
#2266 [12:50] <GrygrFlzr> King_: Also, although you have registered, you have yet to identify
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#2269 [12:51] <King_> GrygrFlzr: i already did register
#2270 [12:51] <GrygrFlzr> You have not identified.
#2271 [12:51] <King_> Yes i did
#2272 [12:51] <clarjon1> King_: nope
#2273 [12:52] <clarjon1> King_: YOu have to identify with nickserv EVERY time you connect
#2274 [12:52] <GrygrFlzr> King_: IDENTIFY is lost upon relogin.
#2275 [12:52] <clarjon1> King_: /msg nickserv identify yourPasswordHere
#2276 [12:52] <clarjon1> King_: This needs to be done EVERY time you join the chat server :)
#2277 [12:53] <clarjon1> King_: You can check to see if you are logged in by doing /whois King_ -- if you /whois clarjon1 for reference, there will be a message like * [clarjon1] is logged in as clarjon1 -- this indicates that i have successfully identified to nickserv
#2278 [12:54] <clarjon1> King_: There is currently no such line in your /whois output, meaning you have not successfully identified to nickserv this session.
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#2280 [12:55] <clarjon1> GrygrFlzr: So much for that info, eh? lol
#2281 [12:56] <GrygrFlzr> Pft, he timed out when you started blabbering
#2282 [12:56] <GrygrFlzr> :P
#2283 [12:56] <clarjon1> yeah i know
#2284 [12:56] <clarjon1> that's what i mean
#2285 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> clarjon1, thanks for acting as #help I guess
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#2287 [12:56] <clarjon1> Force of habit -- i do this at least 3 times a day on other networks lol.
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#2297 [13:11] <caleb_> i need help
#2298 [13:12] <caleb_> i need help?
#2299 [13:12] <Zarthus> Hey there caleb_, it's generally better to just ask your question directly rather than asking for help :)
#2300 [13:13] <Zarthus> Someone who knows the answer to your question can then just answer.
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#2302 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> Zarthus, I miss your old name
#2303 [13:13] <Zarthus> BuuGhost?
#2304 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> Zarthus, yup
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#2306 [13:15] <caleb_> um my server wunt work can you help?
#2307 [13:15] <Zarthus> caleb_: That's not _very_ helpful, what about it does not work?
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#2309 [13:16] <Zarthus> tyteen4a03: It's a nice name but I'm afraid I picked it when I was.. about 10.
#2310 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> heh
#2311 [13:16] <Zarthus> It's appeal is greatly lost after using it for 6 years :P
#2312 [13:16] <tyteen4a03> I picked this name when I was 3-4th grade, can't think of a weirder name to switch to
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#2314 [13:16] <caleb_> it went black
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#2316 [13:17] <tyteen4a03> caleb_, what went black?
#2317 [13:17] <tyteen4a03> caleb_, give us all information
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#2321 [13:19] <caleb_> it went cilnt and thnt it black
#2322 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> caleb_, the client went black after you try to connect to your own server?
#2323 [13:20] <fred> Bought pre-paid card, opened Mojang account, loaded card number, downloaded Minecraft, told me it needed Java, downloaded that. Everything downloaded and updated ok. Minecraft Launcher opened, clicked Play button, took us to what we assume is the opening page but there were no pictures or text, just little blank boxes where there looked as if it should be writing. When we hovered over the different areas of the screen we were getting a 'hand' to click som
#2324 [13:20] <caleb_> yes
#2325 [13:20] <fred> ....no idea which to press to continue.
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#2327 [13:21] <CubeTheThird> fred, you probably need to try updating your graphics drivers
#2328 [13:21] <CubeTheThird> ??> fred win/dxdiag
#2329 [13:21] <VoxelHead> fred: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2331 [13:23] <caleb_> yes
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#2335 [13:23] <fred> If its the graphics driver wouldnt it say somewhere? The Launcher works and says we are logged in etc but as soion as we press play we get the stupid page.
#2336 [13:25] <CubeTheThird> fred, if I understand what you're describing, and I believe I do, you either need a driver update, or your graphics card is too old
#2337 [13:25] <fred> Ok, thanks
#2338 [13:26] <CubeTheThird> fred, if you follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, we can help with that
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#2342 [13:32] <fred> Am doing that now - bit slow but getting there!
#2343 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> caleb_, how are you connecting to the server? Is the server or the client modded?
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#2345 [13:33] <CubeTheThird> fred, take your time
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#2349 [13:39] <fred> The website won't let me paste the information - do I need to sign up to it first??
#2350 [13:39] <CubeTheThird> nope
#2351 [13:40] <CubeTheThird> ??> fred win/edit
#2352 [13:40] <VoxelHead> fred: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
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#2354 [13:41] <fred> Yay!!!!!!!!!!! it worked!
#2355 [13:42] <CubeTheThird> fred, ok now once it's submitted give the link to it here
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#2358 [13:44] <fred> Got the link - just paste it here?
#2359 [13:44] <CubeTheThird> yes
#2360 [13:44] <fred> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/12ccf82275cd5bb90139
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#2362 [13:45] <levashire_> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/d8131420f18e7fc66d4a i NEED help with updAting drivers. i cannot find updates so i cant play minecraft
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#2365 [13:45] <CubeTheThird> fred, ya... your graphics are pretty old. Let's see if I can find something
#2366 [13:45] <CubeTheThird> fred, ya... your graphics are pretty old. Let's see if I can find something
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#2369 [13:48] <sugoi> levashire_: don't use windows update for the driver, there isn't support in 8.1 yet, or so it appears
#2370 [13:48] <sugoi> http://www.amd.com/us/products/notebook/graphics/ati-mobility-hd-4000/hd-4600/Pages/hd-4600.aspx
#2371 [13:48] <sugoi> get your driver from there
#2372 [13:48] <CubeTheThird> sugoi, umm they left already
#2373 [13:48] * sugoi talks to himself
#2373 [13:48] <CubeTheThird> oh wait
#2374 [13:48] <levashire_> thanks alot
#2375 [13:48] <CubeTheThird> nvm!
#2376 [13:48] <tyteen4a03> CubeTheThird, nope
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#2378 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> CubeTheThird, reject any SiS/VIA
#2379 [13:49] <CubeTheThird> didn't see the underscore
#2380 [13:49] <CubeTheThird> fred, ya sorry too old to support minecraft
#2381 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> CubeTheThird, only AMD (some ATI)/Intel/Nvidia are supported here
#2382 [13:49] <CubeTheThird> ya I know. Figured I'd try anyways
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#2385 [13:51] <fred> What do I need to do then?
#2386 [13:51] <sugoi> fred: you need to upgrade your machine
#2387 [13:51] <CubeTheThird> fred, get a new computer
#2388 [13:51] <UltraMoogleMan> Oooh, wow
#2389 [13:51] <fred> New computer not an option!!
#2390 [13:51] <UltraMoogleMan> fred, you're only running an AMD Sempron 2500?
#2391 [13:51] <UltraMoogleMan> Well then Minecraft is not an option
#2392 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> fred, then you're out of luck
#2393 [13:51] <UltraMoogleMan> Sorry bud
#2394 [13:51] <sugoi> fred: sorry, then minecraft is not an option
#2395 [13:51] <sugoi> UltraMoogleMan: :P
#2396 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> UltraMoogleMan, see VIA IGP
#2397 [13:51] <sugoi> ANSWER ALL THE HELPERS
#2398 [13:51] <UltraMoogleMan> Your computer is downright lousy
#2399 [13:51] <niel> fred, does a browser run well even?
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#2401 [13:52] <sugoi> fred: minecraft is actually a graphically taxing game
#2402 [13:52] <sugoi> fred: minecraft is actually a graphically taxing game
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#2405 [13:52] <sugoi> it is deceivingly simple
#2406 [13:52] <sugoi> or is that deceivingly complex
#2407 [13:53] <tyteen4a03> sugoi, ?? requirements
#2408 [13:53] <sugoi> i always argue with myself about that usage
#2409 [13:53] <sugoi> ??> sugoi requirements
#2410 [13:53] <VoxelHead> sugoi: Minecraft is a modern game with modern requirements, which are belied by its retro style. http://is.gd/mc_requirements
#2411 [13:53] <tyteen4a03> sugoi, also ?? scold/retro
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#2413 [13:53] <UltraMoogleMan> ??< scold/retro
#2414 [13:53] <sugoi> yeah, i knew about that one
#2415 [13:53] <UltraMoogleMan> Ahahaha
#2416 [13:53] <sugoi> i just like to scold on my own merits
#2417 [13:53] <sugoi> :) heh
#2418 [13:53] <UltraMoogleMan> "Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64."
#2419 [13:54] <sugoi> mail order monsters anyone?!
#2420 [13:54] <sugoi> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_Order_Monsters
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#2426 [13:57] <UltraMoogleMan> Jesus sugoi, I remember reading about some cheat POKEs in an old issue of RUN magazine
#2427 [13:58] <LOl5awesome> hi,I have downloaded minecraft and played it for a while but it started playing up so I redownloaded it at now it won't load up the launcher due to fatal errors
#2428 [13:58] <LOl5awesome> and
#2429 [13:59] <sugoi> UltraMoogleMan: heh :) i actually loved my c64 and played mail order monsters a lot. whenever c64 is mentioned that's the first thing i think of
#2430 [13:59] <sugoi> LOl5awesome: "playing up" ?
#2431 [13:59] <sugoi> LOl5awesome: also...we would like the devconsole report after it crashes
#2432 [13:59] <sugoi> ??> LOl5awesome devconsole
#2433 [13:59] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2434 [13:59] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2435 [13:59] <tyteen4a03> LOl5awesome, you've been here before; what happend after the last time you were here?
#2436 [14:00] <sugoi> UltraMoogleMan: what game were you trying to poke?
#2437 [14:00] <LOl5awesome> i uninstalled norton
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#2439 [14:01] <LOl5awesome> http://pastie.org/8970936
#2440 [14:01] <LOl5awesome> the devlog :)
#2441 [14:01] <fred> Thanks to all who tried to help. Not so much to the unhelpful insults at my computer! ;-)
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#2444 [14:02] <UltraMoogleMan> fred: We're not trying to insult it, though fortunately at this point it probably has alzheimer's so it wouldn't remember it even if we did :-)
#2445 [14:02] <LOl5awesome> owwwww damn!
#2446 [14:02] <LOl5awesome> owwwww damn!
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#2448 [14:03] <sugoi> fred: honestly, we weren't trying to offend.
#2449 [14:04] <LOl5awesome>
#2450 [14:05] <tyteen4a03> ??> fred scold/reverse-trolling
#2451 [14:05] <VoxelHead> fred: This is a community of people volunteering their time to offer technical support for a game which they enjoy, and wish to help others to be able to enjoy. We are here to help. We are not here to fool you or waste your time.
#2452 [14:05] <VoxelHead> fred: We offer the best advice we have. Nothing other than experience is forcing us to offer any specific solutions; and nothing is forcing you to follow our advice if you don't like it.
#2453 [14:06] <tyteen4a03> ??> LOl5awesome tools/hjt
#2454 [14:06] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2455 [14:06] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
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#2461 [14:12] <LOl5awesome> Logfile of Trend Micro HijackThis v2.0.5 Scan saved at 18:11:33, on 26/03/2014 Platform: Unknown Windows (WinNT 6.02.1008) MSIE: Internet Explorer v11.0 (11.00.9600.16518) Boot mode: Normal Running processes: C:\PROGRA~2\SearchProtect\SearchProtect\bin\cltmng.exe C:\PROGRA~2\SearchProtect\UI\bin\cltmngui.exe C:\Program Files (x86)\Origin\Origin.exe C:\Program Files (x86)\Windows Live\Messenger\msnmsgr.exe C:\Users\louis\AppData\Roaming\Dropbox\b
#2462 [14:13] <Jar> ??> LOl5awesome paste
#2463 [14:13] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2464 [14:13] <LOl5awesome> http://pastie.org/8970966
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#2466 [14:13] <LOl5awesome> sozz clicked wrong thing
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#2470 [14:15] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: Remove Avast and AVG. You shouldn't have 2 antivirus programs running at once.
#2471 [14:15] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: Afterwards:
#2472 [14:15] <stupid3700> ??> LOl5awesome av/adwcleaner
#2473 [14:15] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: ADWCleaner is an utility to clean a PC which is infested with malware.
#2474 [14:15] <VoxelHead> LOl5awesome: Download it here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/adwcleaner/dl/125/
#2475 [14:15] <LOl5awesome> no avg im trying to get rid of
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#2477 [14:17] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: If you can't uninstall AVG for whatever reason, use this tool: http://download.avg.com/filedir/util/support/avg_remover_stf_x64_2014_4116.exe
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#2479 [14:17] <LOl5awesome> i only want avast
#2480 [14:19] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: I gave you instructions, follow them: remove AVG and Avast, then run ADWCleaner.
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#2484 [14:20] <LOl5awesome> okay?
#2485 [14:21] <LOl5awesome> but it worked completely fine with these two security softwares
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#2489 [14:21] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: Actually
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#2491 [14:22] <gucciboy> hello!
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#2493 [14:22] <CubeTheThird> hello gucciboy
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#2495 [14:22] <gucciboy> who can help me with my dx diag?
#2496 [14:22] <stupid3700> LOl5awesome: I just looked back, your issue probably irrelevant to security software. You can leave Avast in if you wish, but remove AVG.
#2497 [14:22] <stupid3700> Or you can leave.
#2498 [14:22] <CubeTheThird> gucciboy, paste a link to it here
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#2500 [14:22] <gucciboy> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5a683b9ba6472fc06297
#2501 [14:22] <gucciboy> i have updated drivers
#2502 [14:23] <gucciboy> :(
#2503 [14:23] <Jar> gucciboy: Your graphics card is not supported under Windows 8.1, you need to buy a new one or downgrade to Windows 8.
#2504 [14:23] <CubeTheThird> gucciboy, sorry but unfortunately your graphics card is not supported on windows 8.1. You will either need to downgrade to windows 8 (or lower) or use a different computer.
#2505 [14:24] <gucciboy> oh ok! thanks you..!!!
#2506 [14:24] <gucciboy> :(
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#2520 [14:39] <Diane> licensing - I bought minecraft for my grandson. I would like to play multiplayer with him. Do I have to create another id in order to purchase or can I purchase 2 licenses under the same account?
#2521 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> Diane, you need another Mojang account email for now
#2522 [14:40] <Diane> ok - thank you very much!
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#2524 [14:42] <Ziggyrose> Umm...Hello. I tried to play Minecraft for the first time on my new laptop, and when I clicked "Play now!" it said that I should update my graphics card. So I tried that, and I didn't have any updates. I have a feeling my laptop is too bad but I'm not sure. Here's a link to my DxDiag report: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/a1b188492c017820f558
#2525 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> Ziggyrose, yup, computer too old
#2526 [14:42] <Ziggyrose> Ah, okay. Shame. Thank you!
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#2533 [14:50] <the_bacca> my graphics card is not updated nad i dont know which one to install?
#2534 [14:50] <the_bacca> ??
#2535 [14:50] <the_bacca> ?
#2536 [14:50] <the_bacca> ?
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#2538 [14:51] <Paragy> Support here? ^^
#2539 [14:51] <the_bacca> my graphics card is not updated nad i dont know which one to install?
#2540 [14:51] <Paragy> I would like to know, whether i can change my Mojang name, because i dont want to buy another acc. just because another name :/
#2541 [14:52] <the_bacca> and me
#2542 [14:52] <clarjon1> Paragy: At this time, name changes are not supported.
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#2544 [14:52] <Paragy> hm and when could it work? :/ it cant be so hard to change the username of someone
#2545 [14:52] <the_bacca> my graphics card is not updated nad i dont know which one to install??
#2546 [14:52] <clarjon1> It's not been announced when it will be implemented.
#2547 [14:53] <clarjon1> Just that it is planned to be a future feature.
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#2549 [14:53] <the_bacca> my graphics card is not updated nad i dont know which one to install??
#2550 [14:53] <the_bacca> my graphics card is not updated nad i dont know which one to install??
#2551 [14:53] <clarjon1> ??> the_bacca scold/repeat
#2552 [14:53] <VoxelHead> the_bacca: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#2553 [14:53] <VoxelHead> the_bacca: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#2554 [14:54] <clarjon1> ??> the_bacca win/dxdiag
#2555 [14:54] <VoxelHead> the_bacca: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2563 [15:00] <the_bacca> https://gist.github.com/
#2564 [15:00] <the_bacca> https://gist.github.com/
#2565 [15:00] <the_bacca> ------------------
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#2577 [15:05] <nileboy2> I cant get onto minecraft, my graphic cards are fine but it no work. Think you can help? https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e52c5b4060635694759a
#2578 [15:05] <nileboy2> That's what it says the problem is
#2579 [15:07] <nileboy2> Anyone here?
#2580 [15:07] <sugoi> nileboy2: many are here
#2581 [15:07] <sugoi> ??> nileboy2 irc
#2582 [15:07] <VoxelHead> nileboy2: Internet Relay Chat. You're using it.
#2583 [15:07] <sugoi> oops :)
#2584 [15:07] <nileboy2> Oh,
#2585 [15:07] <sugoi> nileboy2: people are often afk here, but check for comments from time to time
#2586 [15:08] <nileboy2> Whats IRC
#2587 [15:08] <nileboy2> ok thanks
#2588 [15:08] <sugoi> nileboy2: irc is a chatroom service, lots of channels
#2589 [15:08] <nileboy2> Oh, ok
#2590 [15:08] <nileboy2> Sorry
#2591 [15:08] <nileboy2> Erm, Anyone know how to help?
#2592 [15:08] <sugoi> nileboy2: no worries. that paste you shared is diagnostics of your computer
#2593 [15:09] <sugoi> nileboy2: it is not of the crash or failure
#2594 [15:09] <sugoi> ??> nileboy2 devconsole
#2595 [15:09] <VoxelHead> nileboy2: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2596 [15:09] <VoxelHead> nileboy2: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2597 [15:09] <nileboy2> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e52c5b4060635694759a
#2598 [15:09] <nileboy2> is that it?
#2599 [15:09] <sugoi> thats the same one you just shared
#2600 [15:09] <nileboy2> yeh
#2601 [15:09] <nileboy2> is that not it
#2602 [15:09] <sugoi> while that info is helpful it doesn't give me any info on the crash
#2603 [15:10] <nileboy2> ok
#2604 [15:10] <sugoi> it is only diagnostic info of your pc
#2605 [15:10] <nileboy2> wait a sec
#2606 [15:10] <nileboy2> http://pastie.org/8971105#1,3-4
#2607 [15:10] <nileboy2> Thats the crash report
#2608 [15:11] <nileboy2> Is that useful
#2609 [15:11] <sugoi> yes
#2610 [15:11] <nileboy2> Ok
#2611 [15:12] <sugoi> that shows a graphics problem
#2612 [15:12] <sugoi> but you said graphics were ok
#2613 [15:12] <nileboy2> I checked if I had the latest grphics
#2614 [15:12] <sugoi> what did you mean "the graphics cards" are ok?
#2615 [15:12] <nileboy2> and it said I had them
#2616 [15:12] <nileboy2> I'll Send Screenshot
#2617 [15:12] <sugoi> nileboy2: windows pdate?
#2618 [15:12] <sugoi> no need
#2619 [15:12] <sugoi> update*
#2620 [15:13] <nileboy2> I need to update windows?
#2621 [15:13] <sugoi> no, you said "it said i had them", what is 'it'? windows update?
#2622 [15:13] <nileboy2> I had the latest graphics update
#2623 [15:13] <sugoi> mmhmm, according to what?
#2624 [15:14] <nileboy2> http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/auto-detect-tool
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#2626 [15:14] <sugoi> so for windows 8.1 - there are a reduced set of windows certified graphics drivers
#2627 [15:14] <nileboy2> Ok
#2628 [15:15] <sugoi> and we are seeing that using only 8.1 certified drivers are sufficient for the opengl support minecraft needs
#2629 [15:15] <nileboy2> Yeh
#2630 [15:15] <sugoi> if amd doesn't have anything better, you'll have to use a different windows install
#2631 [15:15] <sugoi> but let's see what we can find (unless some other helper ninja's my attempt)
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#2633 [15:16] <Silent6> hi
#2634 [15:16] <nileboy2> Hola
#2635 [15:16] <Silent6> i need help
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#2637 [15:16] <sugoi> ??> Silent6 ask
#2638 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Silent6: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2639 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Silent6: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2641 [15:17] <Silent6> when i try to join my friend's server
#2642 [15:17] <Silent6> it disconnects
#2643 [15:17] <nileboy2> So do I need to get an update to windows 8?
#2644 [15:17] <nileboy2> What does it say Silent
#2645 [15:17] <CubeTheThird> nileboy2, sorry but unfortunately your graphics card is not supported on windows 8.1. You will either need to downgrade to windows 8 (or lower) or use a different computer.
#2646 [15:17] <sugoi> nileboy2: try one of the drivers from this page: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows+7+-+32
#2647 [15:17] <sugoi> CubeTheThird: what about the beta driver on that page?
#2648 [15:17] <Silent6> An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host
#2649 [15:17] <CubeTheThird> I doubt it
#2650 [15:17] <nileboy2> Ok Thanks Everyone
#2651 [15:18] <sugoi> worth a try! :(
#2652 [15:18] * sugoi would
#2652 [15:18] <Silent6> How do i fix this...
#2653 [15:18] <sugoi> Silent6: what error do you get when it disconnects?
#2654 [15:18] <sugoi> Silent6: more info => more help
#2655 [15:18] <Silent6> An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host
#2656 [15:18] <nileboy2> Cube, Could I get a new graphics card?
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#2658 [15:19] <CubeTheThird> nileboy2, sure
#2659 [15:19] <nileboy2> Ok
#2660 [15:19] <nileboy2> Thanks for your help
#2661 [15:19] <CubeTheThird> Silent6, is anyone else able to connect to your friend's server?
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#2664 [15:22] <Silent6> ya
#2665 [15:23] <Silent6> i have read in the forums and someone wrote that I must restart my pc, so i'll try that...
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#2668 [15:26] <scottydot123> hi
#2669 [15:26] <scottydot123> my minecaft keeps crashing when i go fullscreen
#2670 [15:26] <scottydot123> what
#2671 [15:26] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, do you get a crash report?
#2672 [15:27] <scottydot123> yes
#2673 [15:27] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, put it's contents onto pastie.org and give us a link to it
#2674 [15:27] <scottydot123> ok wait
#2675 [15:28] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971138
#2676 [15:29] <scottydot123> there is the link
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#2678 [15:29] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, ahh I've seen these before. Do you have multiple monitors?
#2679 [15:29] <scottydot123> no
#2680 [15:29] <scottydot123> just one
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#2682 [15:30] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, are you overclocking it or something similar?
#2683 [15:30] <scottydot123> no
#2684 [15:30] <CubeTheThird> hmm
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#2687 [15:30] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, umm... are you using any custom windows themes?
#2688 [15:30] <scottydot123> what you mean
#2689 [15:30] <scottydot123> like wallpaper
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#2691 [15:31] <CubeTheThird> nope
#2692 [15:31] <scottydot123> what like the
#2693 [15:31] <scottydot123> then
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#2695 [15:31] <CubeTheThird> if you don't know, you probably don't have one
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#2697 [15:31] <scottydot123> i have tried running it in a different windows compatibility mode
#2698 [15:32] <CubeTheThird> scottydot123, do you have any video recording hardware in your computer?
#2699 [15:32] <scottydot123> no
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#2701 [15:32] <CubeTheThird> I g2g but I'm sure someone else can help. *cough* sugoi *cough*
#2702 [15:32] <scottydot123> wtf
#2703 [15:32] <CubeTheThird> sorry
#2704 [15:32] <CubeTheThird> sorry
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#2706 [15:33] <scottydot123> help
#2707 [15:33] <sugoi> scottydot123: hi
#2708 [15:33] <scottydot123> help me
#2709 [15:33] * sugoi hands scottydot123 some help
#2709 [15:33] <scottydot123> my fullscreen wont work it just keeps crahing
#2710 [15:33] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 ask
#2711 [15:33] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2712 [15:33] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2714 [15:33] <sugoi> scottydot123: does it crash as soon as you go fullscreen?
#2715 [15:33] <scottydot123> yes
#2716 [15:33] <scottydot123> as soon as
#2717 [15:34] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 devconsole
#2718 [15:34] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2719 [15:34] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2720 [15:34] <minetech123> Hello, I can run minecraft fine with or without mods as long as i am not running optifine
#2721 [15:34] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971138
#2722 [15:34] <minetech123> but if optifine is installed then i run into Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#2723 [15:34] <sugoi> ?>> minetech123 mods
#2724 [15:35] <sugoi> ??> minetech123 mods
#2725 [15:35] <VoxelHead> minetech123: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2726 [15:35] <VoxelHead> minetech123: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
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#2728 [15:35] <minetech123> Okay
#2729 [15:35] <sugoi> scottydot123: interesting, what type of computer is it?
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#2732 [15:35] <scottydot123> hp
#2733 [15:35] <scottydot123> it has worked fine before
#2734 [15:35] <sugoi> i mean, desktop, laptop?
#2735 [15:36] <sugoi> scottydot123: until what?
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#2737 [15:36] <scottydot123> desktop
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#2740 [15:37] <sugoi> scottydot123: when did it stop working?
#2741 [15:37] <sugoi> what did you change?
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#2745 [15:39] <scottydot123> i dont know
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#2747 [15:39] <scottydot123> how it just stopped working but here is a new pastie
#2748 [15:39] <inthelittlecast> is there a contact number i can call to see why my 2 boys can not play minecraft
#2749 [15:39] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971162
#2750 [15:39] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: we are tech support unofficial, volunteers)
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#2752 [15:40] <sugoi> (unofficial, volunteers) * [missed opening paren]
#2753 [15:40] <scottydot123> hello
#2754 [15:40] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: if you could describe the problem, we can most likely help
#2755 [15:40] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 irc/multitasking
#2756 [15:40] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#2757 [15:40] <scottydot123> there is the console
#2758 [15:41] <inthelittlecast> they caqn not play mine craft but there older brother can
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#2760 [15:41] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: i'll need more information than that
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#2762 [15:42] <inthelittlecast> hold on ill ask
#2763 [15:42] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: such as, are they using the same computer? when it doesn't work - how does it fail? is there a crash? does it hang? etc
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#2766 [15:42] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971162
#2767 [15:43] <sugoi> scottydot123: you've already pasted that
#2768 [15:43] <scottydot123> just in case you needed it again
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#2770 [15:44] <sugoi> scottydot123: nope, this chatroom text doesn't go away
#2771 [15:44] <inthelittlecast> omg never mide my kids just told me that they can they just dont choose to
#2772 [15:44] <inthelittlecast> mine
#2773 [15:44] <scottydot123> ok have u seen it
#2774 [15:44] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: :)
#2775 [15:44] <sugoi> scottydot123: patience
#2776 [15:45] <sugoi> scottydot123: some things take longer than 2 seconds
#2777 [15:45] <sugoi> scottydot123: in irc, you just say something, and then wait patiently
#2778 [15:45] <scottydot123> ok
#2779 [15:45] <scottydot123> ok
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#2781 [15:47] <mrskelotony> hello i keep getting a method out of bounds error even thou i have done all the things its told me to do to fix it
#2782 [15:47] <sugoi> scottydot123: i suggest you remove java and install it clean
#2783 [15:47] <sugoi> scottydot123: can you go to your control panel and uninstall java?
#2784 [15:48] <sugoi> scottydot123: there might be more than one instance of it
#2785 [15:48] <scottydot123> thw whole of java
#2786 [15:48] <mrskelotony> i only have one instance
#2787 [15:49] <sugoi> ??> mrskelotony irc/multitasking
#2788 [15:49] <VoxelHead> mrskelotony: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#2789 [15:49] <inthelittlecast> i just forund out that one of my kids was baned how does that work
#2790 [15:49] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: minecraft itself doesn't ban anyone from playing
#2791 [15:49] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: and anyone can run their own server
#2792 [15:49] <inthelittlecast> i saw baned ip messeg
#2793 [15:49] <inthelittlecast> message
#2794 [15:50] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: when someone is running their own server - they have the option to ban anyone they choose
#2795 [15:50] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: so, it isn't that your son is banned from minecraft, but banned from a specific server
#2796 [15:50] <sugoi> he can join another server, make his own server, or play locally
#2797 [15:50] <inthelittlecast> ooh okay
#2798 [15:50] <inthelittlecast> thank you
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#2802 [15:51] <sugoi> scottydot123: once you've removed java, install it anew from here: http://java.com/en/download/windows_xpi.jsp?locale=en
#2803 [15:52] <sugoi> inthelittlecast: you're welcome :)
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#2806 [15:52] <scottydot123> i have
#2807 [15:52] <villefyrkant> svenska?
#2808 [15:52] <ollie> ive bought minecraft but when i log in with the details it will only let me play the demo
#2809 [15:52] <scottydot123> should i reinstall minecraft
#2810 [15:53] <sugoi> scottydot123: nope, just try to play the game again
#2811 [15:53] <sugoi> ollie: go to https://account.mojang.com/me
#2812 [15:54] <sugoi> villefyrkant: english
#2813 [15:54] <scottydot123> it did it again whyyyy
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#2815 [15:55] <villefyrkant> the system trough me out crash after a few minutes'
#2816 [15:55] <sugoi> scottydot123: edit your profile and select an older version of minecraft to test on, something before 1.7.1, like 1.6.4
#2817 [15:56] <sugoi> ??> villefyrkant devconsole
#2818 [15:56] <VoxelHead> villefyrkant: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2819 [15:56] <VoxelHead> villefyrkant: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#2822 [15:57] <oziiro> hello
#2823 [15:57] <sugoi> hi
#2824 [15:57] <oziiro> who speak french please
#2825 [15:57] <sugoi> oziiro: nope sorry, only english
#2826 [15:57] <sugoi> oziiro: you can try using google translate
#2827 [15:58] <sugoi> oziiro: account issue or tech support
#2828 [15:58] <sugoi> ?
#2829 [15:58] <oziiro> i have a bug to texture
#2830 [15:58] <oziiro> i translate
#2831 [15:58] <sugoi> oziiro: broken texture? vanilla or custom? mod?
#2832 [15:59] <scottydot123> it still does it wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2833 [15:59] <sugoi> scottydot123: in 1.6.4?
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#2835 [15:59] <oziiro> the environment become black when I move or when I dig
#2836 [15:59] <scottydot123> yesss
#2837 [15:59] <scottydot123> whyyyyy
#2838 [15:59] <sugoi> scottydot123: i would remove graphics drivers, and install them clean
#2839 [15:59] <billeman6> habe probleme minecraft zu starten hab mir heute erst geholt wenn ich mincraft instaliere und auf play klick steht da fixed problems und wenn ich da drauf geh steht da irgendwas von einem grafiktreiber veraltet wie kann ich die erneuern?
#2840 [15:59] <oziiro> 1.7.5
#2841 [15:59] <JarBot> ??> billeman6 lang/de
#2842 [15:59] <VoxelHead> billeman6: Hier wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Falls du kein Englisch kannst, empfehlen wir dir, einen automatischen �bersetzer (z.B. http://translate.google.com) zu verwenden.
#2843 [15:59] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 dxdiag
#2844 [16:00] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 win/dxdiag
#2845 [16:00] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2846 [16:00] <Jar> ??> billeman6 win/dxdiag
#2847 [16:00] <Jar> ??> billeman6 win/dxdiag
#2848 [16:00] <Jar> ...
#2849 [16:00] <oziiro> suggoi
#2850 [16:00] <Jar> ??> billeman6 win/dxdiag
#2851 [16:00] <VoxelHead> billeman6: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2853 [16:00] <sugoi> ??> oziiro irc/multitasking
#2854 [16:00] <VoxelHead> oziiro: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#2855 [16:00] <scottydot123> do i type dxdiag in run
#2856 [16:00] <billeman6> ok danke werds versuchen
#2857 [16:00] <sugoi> scottydot123: yes, just follow the whole set of instructions
#2858 [16:00] <sugoi> oziiro: mods?
#2859 [16:00] <sugoi> oziiro: optifine?
#2860 [16:00] <villefyrkant> did you get it?
#2861 [16:00] <Jar> billeman6: We only speak English here.
#2862 [16:01] <scottydot123> now what do i do
#2863 [16:01] <oziiro> multiplayer and solo
#2864 [16:01] <scottydot123> once ihave typed dxdiag
#2865 [16:01] <sugoi> villefyrkant: the devconsole report? no
#2866 [16:01] <sugoi> scottydot123: follow the instructions. it explains everything
#2867 [16:02] <scottydot123> instutions where
#2868 [16:02] <sugoi> oziiro: are you using a custom texture pack, mods, or optifine?
#2869 [16:02] <scottydot123> did you send a link
#2870 [16:02] <sugoi> ??> scottydot123 win/dxdiag
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#2872 [16:02] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2873 [16:02] <oziiro> no texture in orgin
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#2875 [16:03] <villefyrkant> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // You should try our sister game, Minceraft! Time: 2014-03-26 19:49 Description: Exception ticking world java.lang.NullPointerException: Exception ticking world at mr.d(SourceFile:204) at ms.b(SourceFile:119) at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.v(SourceFile:504) at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.u(SourceFile:443) at btq.u(SourceFile:117) at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServ
#2876 [16:03] <sugoi> villefyrkant: no, bad
#2877 [16:03] <sugoi> villefyrkant: use a website to create a paste. read the instructions
#2878 [16:03] * Cyrus|Sleep is now known as Cyrus
#2879 [16:03] <sugoi> ??> villefyrkant devconsole
#2880 [16:03] <VoxelHead> villefyrkant: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2881 [16:03] <VoxelHead> villefyrkant: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2882 [16:03] <sugoi> ??> oziiro win/dxdiag
#2883 [16:03] <VoxelHead> oziiro: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2887 [16:04] <iulian21> hi
#2888 [16:05] <sugoi> iulian21: hello
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#2890 [16:05] <iulian21> i need some help with my minecraft
#2891 [16:05] <scottydot123> should i send you the link
#2892 [16:05] <sugoi> ??> iulian21 ask
#2893 [16:05] <VoxelHead> iulian21: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2894 [16:05] <VoxelHead> iulian21: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2895 [16:06] <sugoi> scottydot123: it's safe to share
#2896 [16:06] <scottydot123> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5109353fc94cb19f9787
#2897 [16:06] <sugoi> scottydot123: paste the url here
#2898 [16:06] <iulian21> I have an error when i enter in minecraft
#2899 [16:06] <sugoi> thanks
#2900 [16:06] <iulian21> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/aa55ab774060fcf559f6
#2901 [16:06] <sugoi> iulian21: ok, moment
#2902 [16:06] <iulian21> this is the url
#2903 [16:06] <iulian21> ok thx
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#2905 [16:06] <oziiro> who dxdiag directx ?
#2906 [16:07] <sugoi> oziiro: what?
#2907 [16:07] <oziiro> number of dxdiag
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#2911 [16:08] <scottydot123> can you fix it
#2912 [16:08] <sugoi> scottydot123: patience
#2913 [16:09] <TheDoctor> Preciso de ajuda! Antes de formatar meu pc, minecraft rodava normal e sem lag nele, depois da formatação está dando erro de OpenGl... Sim, eu já tentei desinstalar o Java e instalar de novo, já atualizei meu Java, já tentei baixar um openGL e taca dentro da pasta System 32, já tentei atualizar os drivers, já exclui a pasta que fica no %appdata%> Roaming > Minecraft ( abrir com winrrar). A única coisa que não fiz, foi ir em vídeo, depois a
#2914 [16:09] <JarBot> ??> TheDoctor lang/pt
#2915 [16:09] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#2916 [16:09] <guka7771> hello i have problem when i come to server it show to register i register but it write that i have been register
#2917 [16:09] <sugoi> scottydot123: try an update for your graphics card: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/13-12_win7_win8_64_dd_ccc_whql.exe
#2918 [16:09] <oziiro> numbze dxdiag
#2919 [16:09] <TheDoctor> I need help! Before formatting my pc, minecraft ran normal and without lag on it after formatting is giving error in OpenGL ... Yes, I've tried to uninstall Java and install again, now updated my Java, I tried downloading a openGL and Ithaca within the System 32 folder, I've tried updating the drivers, now deletes the folder which is in% appdata%> Roaming> Minecraft (open with winrrar). The only thing I did was go to video, then down to 3 dot the bu
#2920 [16:09] <iulian21> i have installed windows 8.1
#2921 [16:09] <oziiro> number dxdiag ? sugoi
#2922 [16:10] <sugoi> oziiro: we want the dxdiag report, follow the instructions VoxelHead gives you
#2923 [16:10] <sugoi> ??> oziiro win/dxdiag
#2924 [16:10] <VoxelHead> oziiro: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2925 [16:10] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42
#2926 [16:10] <villefyrkant> villefyrkant is still waiting.
#2927 [16:10] <Jar> ??> TheDoctor devconsole
#2928 [16:10] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2929 [16:10] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2930 [16:10] <iulian21> sugoi can you give me an answer
#2931 [16:10] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42 Voxe
#2932 [16:10] <sugoi> villefyrkant: you never gave us a url to your devconsole report
#2933 [16:10] <Jar> TheDoctor: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#2934 [16:11] <Jar> ??> TheDoctor irc/multitasking/!
#2935 [16:11] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: <-- this name here indicates who we're talking to. If you see someone else's name there, it means we're talking to someone else.
#2936 [16:11] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: Don't respond to messages directed at other people. It is incredibly irritating; if you do it you will be reprimanded, then kicked.
#2937 [16:11] <sugoi> ??> iulian21 irc/multitasking
#2938 [16:11] <VoxelHead> iulian21: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#2939 [16:11] <villefyrkant> god night
#2940 [16:11] <guka7771> hello i have problem when i come to server it show to register i register but it write that i have been register
#2941 [16:11] <oziiro> System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 3/26/2014, 21:05:43 Machine name: TEISSIER-PC Operating System: Windows 7 Édition Familiale Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.130828-1532) Language: French (Regional Setting: French) System Manufacturer: Hewlett-Packard System Model: HP Pavilion dv7 Notebook PC BIOS: Default System BIOS
#2942 [16:11] <Jar> ??> oziiro paste
#2943 [16:11] <VoxelHead> oziiro: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2944 [16:11] <guka7771> and i cant move
#2945 [16:11] <sugoi> iulian21: the report you linked is not the error, but is a diagnostics report of your computer
#2946 [16:12] <sugoi> ??> iulian21 devconsole
#2947 [16:12] <VoxelHead> iulian21: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2948 [16:12] <VoxelHead> iulian21: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#2949 [16:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, Sorry, we can't help you there as it is not a problem with Vanilla Minecraft
#2950 [16:12] <Jar> guka7771: Sorry, we don't support modded servers here. Contact the server owner.
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#2952 [16:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> ninja'd :P
#2953 [16:12] <Jar> hehe :D
#2954 [16:12] <TheDoctor> I need help! Before formatting my pc, minecraft ran normal and without lag on it after formatting is giving error in OpenGL ... Yes, I've tried to uninstall Java and install again, now updated my Java, I tried downloading a openGL and Ithaca within the System 32 folder, I've tried updating the drivers, now deletes the folder which is in% appdata%> Roaming> Minecraft (open with winrrar). The only thing I did was go to video, then down to 3 dot the bu
#2955 [16:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> well, good evening :)
#2956 [16:12] <Jar> ??> TheDoctor scold/repeat
#2957 [16:12] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#2958 [16:12] <Jar> o\
#2959 [16:12] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#2960 [16:12] <Jar> \o
#2961 [16:12] <guka7771> no i had been on another servers and that same
#2962 [16:13] <Jar> guka7771: On vanilla Minecraft servers?
#2963 [16:13] <guka7771> yes
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#2965 [16:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, All servers using a /register command are not Vanilla Servers
#2966 [16:13] <Jar> guka7771: You get teleported back when you move...?
#2967 [16:13] <guka7771> no modded
#2968 [16:13] <TheDoctor> Sorry
#2969 [16:13] <guka7771> yes
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#2971 [16:13] <iulian21> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4a8338ae6010b4476cdb this is it?
#2972 [16:13] <scottydot123> hello
#2973 [16:13] <sugoi> iulian21: i'll check
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#2975 [16:13] <sugoi> scottydot123: hi
#2976 [16:13] <iulian21> ok
#2977 [16:13] <iulian21> i'll wait
#2978 [16:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, Well, your client can be as unmodded as it can be, but the server can be modded with Bukkit
#2979 [16:13] <scottydot123> can u fix it
#2980 [16:13] <oziiro> sugoi
#2981 [16:13] * villefyrkant [villefyrkant@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#2982 [16:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, There is no registration system on Vanilla Minecraft Servers
#2983 [16:14] <logie> i need help playing the demo it wont let me play it can you fix it
#2984 [16:14] <guka7771> what i register
#2985 [16:14] <guka7771> i play
#2986 [16:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, Can you play Singleplayer?
#2987 [16:14] <guka7771> and when i start it again it wrotet that user has been alredy sing
#2988 [16:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> oziiro, Copy the DxDiag to pastie
#2989 [16:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> oziiro paste
#2990 [16:15] <VoxelHead> oziiro: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2991 [16:15] <oziiro> System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 3/26/2014, 21:05:43 Machine name: TEISSIER-PC Operating System: Windows 7 Édition Familiale Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.130828-1532) Language: French (Regional Setting: French) System Manufacturer: Hewlett-Packard System Model: HP Pavilion dv7 Notebook PC BIOS: Default System BIOS
#2992 [16:15] <guka7771> i can play singleplayer
#2993 [16:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> oziiro, To Pastie
#2994 [16:15] <logie> i cant play single or multiplayer???
#2995 [16:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, That usually means that you are using the /register command wrong
#2996 [16:15] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42
#2997 [16:15] <sugoi> iulian21: update your amd driver: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/13-12_win7_win8_64_dd_ccc_whql.exe
#2998 [16:15] <guka7771> noo
#2999 [16:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, Sorry, we cannot offer support for that. As I said, contact the server
#3000 [16:15] <scottydot123> hell
#3001 [16:15] <scottydot123> hi
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#3003 [16:15] <guka7771> how ??
#3004 [16:16] <sugoi> oziiro: stop flooding this channel or we will kick you from here
#3005 [16:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, One moment
#3006 [16:16] <sugoi> ??> oziiro scold/paste
#3007 [16:16] <oziiro> sugoi in private
#3008 [16:16] <sugoi> oziiro: no
#3009 [16:16] <mazenalkadri_> hohoho
#3010 [16:16] <sugoi> oziiro: use a pastebin site
#3011 [16:16] <sugoi> ??> oziiro paste
#3012 [16:16] <VoxelHead> oziiro: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#3013 [16:16] <mazenalkadri_> help
#3014 [16:16] <iulian21> Sugoi
#3015 [16:16] <guka7771> can you give me site?
#3016 [16:16] <sugoi> iulian21: yep
#3017 [16:16] <sugoi> ??> mazenalkadri_ ask
#3018 [16:16] <VoxelHead> mazenalkadri_: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3019 [16:16] <VoxelHead> mazenalkadri_: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3020 [16:16] <iulian21> i had download autodetect driver
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#3023 [16:17] <Galaxy_2Alex> guka7771, There is no universal site for all servers
#3024 [16:17] <logie> can someone please help me!
#3025 [16:18] <mazenalkadri_> ount issue? http://is.gd/mc_acct | Rules: http://is.gd/mch_rules | Client: 1.7.5; Server: 1.7.5; Launcher: 1.3.11 | We only support non-modded current releases.] [21:16] == mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask to ask or wait for someone to help you. [21:16] <guka7771> how ?? [21:16] -ChanServ- [#MineCraftHelp]
#3026 [16:18] <oziiro> is paste
#3027 [16:18] <sugoi> iulian21: sorry, bad link
#3028 [16:18] <guka7771> but all server that i come there is writen user arledy sing and i cant move
#3029 [16:18] <TheDoctor> Minecraft crash report! :(
#3030 [16:18] <mazenalkadri_> = mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask to ask or wait for someone to help you. [21:16] <guka7771> how ?? [21:16] -ChanServ- [#= mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask ] Welcome to the Minecra
#3031 [16:18] <sugoi> iulian21: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%208%20-%2064
#3032 [16:18] <mazenalkadri_> = mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask to ask or wait for someone to help you. [21:16] <guka7771> how ?? [21:16] -ChanServ- [#MineCraftHelp] Welcome to the Minecraft Help channel. Just say what you need help with. Be as specific as possible.
#3033 [16:18] <mazenalkadri_> = mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask to ask or wait for someone to help you. [21:16] <guka7771> how ?? [21:16] -ChanServ- [#MineCraftHelp] Welcome to the Minecraft Help channel. Just say what you need help with. Be as specific as possible.
#3034 [16:19] <Jar> mazenalkadri_: Stop spamming
#3035 [16:19] * mib_4nd130 [mib_4nd130@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3036 [16:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> mazenalkadri_, Else you will be kicked
#3037 [16:19] <logie> i cant play the demo it says go find help or something like that
#3038 [16:19] <iulian21> i download this right now
#3039 [16:19] <mazenalkadri_> = mazenalkadri_ [webchat@p54AADADB.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] has joined #minecrafthelp [21:16] -AuBot- Welcome to #minecrafthelp! Please ask your question, don't ask to ask or wait for someone to help you. [21:16] <guka7771> how ?? [21:16] -ChanServ- [#MineCraftHelp] Welcome to the Minecraft Help channel. Just say what you need help with. Be as specific as possible.
#3040 [16:19] <oziiro> sugoi paste is have
#3041 [16:19] <Jar> mazenalkadri_: Last warning. Stop it.
#3042 [16:19] <sugoi> oziiro: give us the url to the paste
#3043 [16:19] <scottydot123> can you reply
#3044 [16:19] <scottydot123> i have had no reply
#3045 [16:19] <sugoi> scottydot123: did you update your catalyst driver?
#3046 [16:19] <mazenalkadri_> logie
#3047 [16:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Did you already update your drivers?
#3048 [16:19] * tyteen4a03 kicked mazenalkadri_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: azenalkadri_ :Spam)
#3049 [16:19] * VoxelHead kicked mazenalkadri from #minecrafthelp (Reason: azenalkadri :Banned)
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#3051 [16:20] <scottydot123> how
#3052 [16:20] <oziiro> url here ?
#3053 [16:20] <sugoi> scottydot123: oziiro yes
#3054 [16:20] <oziiro> http://pastie.org/8971259
#3055 [16:20] <sugoi> oops, sorry
#3056 [16:20] <sugoi> oziiro: yeah
#3057 [16:20] <sugoi> oziiro: ok, moment
#3058 [16:20] <scottydot123> what
#3059 [16:20] <oziiro> ok
#3060 [16:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, One moment
#3061 [16:21] <logie> i cant play the demo it says go find help or something like that
#3062 [16:21] <sugoi> scottydot123: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows%208.1%20-%2064
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#3064 [16:21] <Galaxy_2Alex> logie, Something about graphics drivers?
#3065 [16:21] <scottydot123> which one
#3066 [16:21] <logie> ummm let me try again and see
#3067 [16:21] <ollie> i have bought the game but it doesn't say that ive bought it when i enter my username in the login. How do i get a refund
#3068 [16:21] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Catalyst Software Suite
#3069 [16:21] <billeman6> ich noch mal von vorhin ich kann wenn ich auf gists bin keine kopie einfügen
#3070 [16:21] <Jar> ??> billeman6 lang/de
#3071 [16:21] <VoxelHead> billeman6: Hier wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Falls du kein Englisch kannst, empfehlen wir dir, einen automatischen �bersetzer (z.B. http://translate.google.com) zu verwenden.
#3072 [16:22] <sugoi> scottydot123: try the first one first
#3073 [16:22] <Jar> ??> billeman6 win/edit
#3074 [16:22] <DopeGhoti> Wir koennen kein Deutschsprache.
#3075 [16:22] <VoxelHead> billeman6: As in all programs, CTRL+A is Select All. CTRL+C is Copy, CTRL+V is Paste.
#3076 [16:22] <Jar> hehehe :)
#3077 [16:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> ollie, You need to use your E-Mail Adress. What is your Minecraft Username?
#3078 [16:22] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42
#3079 [16:22] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42
#3080 [16:22] <billeman6> danke
#3081 [16:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Deutschsprache... that's new...
#3082 [16:22] <sugoi> oziiro: update your graphics driver: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows+7+-+64
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#3084 [16:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> TheDoctor scold/repeat
#3085 [16:22] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#3086 [16:22] <VoxelHead> TheDoctor: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#3087 [16:22] <ollie> i used my email adress when logging in
#3088 [16:22] <TheDoctor> Pleeeeeeease, help-me!
#3089 [16:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> ollie, And what is your Username?
#3090 [16:22] <TheDoctor> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/36f9ce13b29072f2da42
#3091 [16:23] <Jar> TheDoctor: Stop spamming
#3092 [16:23] <Jar> TheDoctor: We've seen it.
#3093 [16:23] <ollie> im not sure i only know my email adress
#3094 [16:23] <logie> Galaxy_2Alex it says it crahed
#3095 [16:23] <oziiro> ok
#3096 [16:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> TheDoctor, As far as I can tell, the card is too old to play Minecraft
#3097 [16:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> logie, "Pixel format not accelerated"?
#3098 [16:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> logie, If not, please post the crash report to pastie
#3099 [16:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> logie paste
#3100 [16:23] <VoxelHead> logie: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#3101 [16:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> oziiro, Log into http://account.mojang.com/me
#3102 [16:24] <TheDoctor> But I played before with the same card
#3103 [16:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> oziiro, You might need to set your Username
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#3105 [16:24] <oziiro> download sugoi
#3106 [16:24] <iulian21> sugoi
#3107 [16:24] <sugoi> oziiro: install
#3108 [16:24] <sugoi> iulian21: yep?
#3109 [16:24] <iulian21> i had install that
#3110 [16:24] <TheDoctor> Yeah Galaxy! " pixel format not accelerated"
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#3112 [16:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> TheDoctor, One moment, I can give you a driver
#3113 [16:24] <oziiro> ok
#3114 [16:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> TheDoctor, But I cannot guarantee that it will work
#3115 [16:25] <oziiro> install and no bug
#3116 [16:25] <TheDoctor> Okay
#3117 [16:25] <sugoi> oziiro: fixed?
#3118 [16:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> TheDoctor, Download and Install this driver: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=18223
#3119 [16:25] <logie> Galaxy_2Alex what do i paste
#3120 [16:25] <sugoi> TheDoctor: you can try older versions of minecraft. try something older than 1.7.2
#3121 [16:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> logie, The crash report
#3122 [16:25] <sugoi> TheDoctor: opengl requirements went up since 1.7.2
#3123 [16:25] <logie> shure
#3124 [16:25] <oziiro> download and start minecarft
#3125 [16:26] <sugoi> iulian21: driver updated?
#3126 [16:26] <iulian21> sugoi that didn't work...
#3127 [16:26] <sugoi> oziiro: driver installed?
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#3129 [16:26] <billeman6> das mit dxdiag klappt nicht steht immer noch grafiktreiber sind veraltet
#3130 [16:26] <oziiro> no is download
#3131 [16:26] <sugoi> sorry guys, i have work waiting on me now - good luck
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#3134 [16:26] * sugoi is afk
#3134 [16:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, English only please
#3135 [16:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, http://translate.google.com
#3136 [16:27] <TheDoctor> Galaxy Thanks for the help, I have done this process before! It did not work ... I do not know the reason! Previously, before formatting my computer, minecraft worked perfectly, and with the same drivers ... But now ... Anyway, thank you very much! :/
#3137 [16:27] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, Please give us the link to the DxDiag
#3138 [16:27] <billeman6> sorry i dont can english
#3139 [16:27] <billeman6> a littel bit
#3140 [16:27] <Jar> billeman6: 05Dann verwende einen �bersetzer: http://translate.google.com
#3141 [16:27] <oziiro> french bille
#3142 [16:27] <iulian21> galaxy can you help with that?
#3143 [16:28] <billeman6> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6ea621c5b73612696968
#3144 [16:28] <TheDoctor> Thank sucked, I've tried older versions too! I really have to buy a new graphics card! I appreciate the help and understanding!
#3145 [16:28] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21, Can you please post your DxDiag again?
#3146 [16:28] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, One moment
#3147 [16:28] <iulian21> ok
#3148 [16:28] <iulian21> wait a moment
#3149 [16:28] <iulian21> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/aa55ab774060fcf559f6
#3150 [16:29] <billeman6> goggle dosn´t can translate
#3151 [16:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, We will be able to understand it anyway^^
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#3154 [16:29] <scottydot123> i have that thing now what
#3155 [16:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Did you install it?
#3156 [16:30] <billeman6> galaxy the link https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6ea621c5b73612696968
#3157 [16:30] <scottydot123> yes
#3158 [16:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> billeman6, Download and Install the Catalyst Software Suite: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows%208%20-%2064
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#3160 [16:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Does Minecraft work now?
#3161 [16:30] <scottydot123> hant tried do i download something else
#3162 [16:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21, Follow these instructions: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2437551-windows-81-pixel-format-not-accelerated-error-with-recomended-graphics-driver/#entry29328396
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#3167 [16:32] <scottydot123> do i install something else
#3168 [16:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Try Minecraft
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#3170 [16:33] <scottydot123> ffs it doesnt work ffs
#3171 [16:34] <scottydot123> hello
#3172 [16:34] <iulian21> galaxy
#3173 [16:34] <iulian21> at step 9
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#3176 [16:35] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21, "C:\AMD\Support\13-1-legacy_vista_win7_win8_64_dd_ccc\Packages\Drivers\Display\W86A_INF"
#3177 [16:35] <AKpwnrMC> What is going on with mojang? Are they updating realms or something
#3178 [16:35] <scottydot123> helppppppppp
#3179 [16:36] <Galaxy_2Alex> AKpwnrMC, everything works fine for me... what's the problem?
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#3181 [16:36] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> scottydot123 tools/hjt
#3182 [16:36] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#3183 [16:36] <AKpwnrMC> just a hub server
#3184 [16:36] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#3185 [16:36] <scottydot123> what
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#3187 [16:36] <scottydot123> what do i do
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#3190 [16:37] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Follow VoxelHead's instructions
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#3193 [16:37] <scottydot123> where
#3194 [16:38] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> scottydot123 tools/hjt
#3195 [16:38] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#3196 [16:38] <VoxelHead> scottydot123: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#3197 [16:39] * iulian21_ [iulian21_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3198 [16:40] <iulian21_> Galaxy
#3199 [16:40] * iulian21 [iulian21@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
#3200 [16:40] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21_, Yes?
#3201 [16:40] * oziiro [oziiro@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#3202 [16:40] <iulian21_> i had restart my pc
#3203 [16:40] <iulian21_> i follow all the steps
#3204 [16:40] <iulian21_> now the big moment
#3205 [16:40] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21_, good luck :D
#3206 [16:41] <iulian21_> thx
#3207 [16:41] <iulian21_> i'll need
#3208 [16:41] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971318
#3209 [16:41] <iulian21_> dude
#3210 [16:41] <iulian21_> i can't look
#3211 [16:41] <iulian21_> dude
#3212 [16:41] <iulian21_> god bless you
#3213 [16:41] <iulian21_> thx allot
#3214 [16:42] <iulian21_> i really apreciate that <3
#3215 [16:42] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21_, yay, have fun :D
#3216 [16:42] <iulian21_> thx allot dude
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#3218 [16:43] <tower1212> hello
#3219 [16:43] <iulian21_> have a great day dude
#3220 [16:43] <iulian21_> :)
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#3222 [16:43] <Galaxy_2Alex> iulian21_, You too :D
#3223 [16:43] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, hi!
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#3225 [16:43] <yolopolo050> hi
#3226 [16:43] <tower1212> i need help with how to update my outdated video card drivers
#3227 [16:43] <Galaxy_2Alex> yolopolo050, Hello
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#3229 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Please post the link to your DxDiag into here
#3230 [16:44] <yolopolo050> bka cannot be cast to fs what this mean?
#3231 [16:44] <CosminTazz> Hei,can help me?
#3232 [16:44] <JarBot> CosminTazz: Vi bare snakker engelsk her. Men du kan, hvis du ønsker, kan du prøve å bruke en oversetter, for eksempel http://translate.google.com/
#3233 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> yolopolo050, Are you using mods?
#3234 [16:44] <yolopolo050> no
#3235 [16:44] <tower1212> ok
#3236 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> CosminTazz, Ignore the bot message
#3237 [16:44] <tower1212> it is
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#3239 [16:44] <Jar> Oh wow. Sorry for that.
#3240 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> Hie
#3241 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> *Hei
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#3243 [16:44] <tower1212> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e3041cc39fe93ee65956
#3244 [16:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> oh yeah, just first message
#3245 [16:45] <sugoi> Jar: ha
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#3247 [16:45] <Galaxy_2Alex> Uhm... Noboty is perfect. Ha.. haha... sorry
#3248 [16:45] <yolopolo050> bka cannot be cast to fs i can conntect 2 servers and the other one i can contact i did play this day on those servers
#3249 [16:45] <Galaxy_2Alex> yolopolo050, One moment
#3250 [16:45] * Jar increases required confidence level by a few numbers. Again...
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#3251 [16:46] <yolopolo050> ok
#3252 [16:46] <tower1212> hey galaxy_2alex,it is https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e3041cc39fe93ee65956
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#3254 [16:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> yolopolo050, Yeah, that's a problem with the servers
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#3256 [16:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> yolopolo050, Try connection to us.oc.tc
#3257 [16:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> *connection
#3258 [16:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> lol
#3259 [16:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> *connecting
#3260 [16:47] <yolopolo050> ok th
#3261 [16:47] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, one moment
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#3263 [16:47] <tower1212> ok
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#3267 [16:48] <yolopolo050> it work i can play on that server thx
#3268 [16:48] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Your graphics card is far too old to run Minecraft
#3269 [16:48] <tower1212> ok what does that mean
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#3272 [16:49] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, That means that you probably need a new computer to play Minecraft
#3273 [16:49] <Rj> yes
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#3275 [16:49] <Galaxy_2Alex> Rj, Hello
#3276 [16:49] <Rj> its saying bks cannot cast to fs
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#3278 [16:49] <Galaxy_2Alex> Rj, Which server?
#3279 [16:49] <tower1212> where is the graphics card located
#3280 [16:50] <highryde> WHY ARENT MINECRAFT SERVERS WORKING (caps)
#3281 [16:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Inside your Computer
#3282 [16:50] <Rj> hivemc.eu
#3283 [16:50] <highryde> WHY ARENT MINECRAFT SERVERS WORKING (caps)
#3284 [16:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> highryde, "bks cannot cast to fs"?
#3285 [16:50] <Rj> and most servers
#3286 [16:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> highryde scold/shout
#3287 [16:50] <tower1212> where in side my computer
#3288 [16:50] <VoxelHead> highryde: There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#3289 [16:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> highryde scold/repeat
#3290 [16:50] <VoxelHead> highryde: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#3291 [16:50] <VoxelHead> highryde: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#3292 [16:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, As your card is an IGP, it should be close to the processor
#3293 [16:51] <Rj> like i cant play minecraft online cause its saying that
#3294 [16:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> highryde, Only one server or all servers?
#3295 [16:51] <tower1212> i realy need to get a new pc
#3296 [16:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> Rj, Can you connect to us.oc.tc
#3297 [16:51] <highryde> all servers
#3298 [16:51] <Galaxy_2Alex> highryde, Can you connect to us.oc.tc?
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#3300 [16:52] <highryde> were
#3301 [16:52] <Rj> yeah i can connect to that just fine
#3302 [16:52] <Benton582> All servers are either down or disabled, what happened?
#3303 [16:52] <Hetal> huh o.o
#3304 [16:52] <Hetal> help.mojang.com
#3305 [16:52] <Galaxy_2Alex> .mcstatus
#3306 [16:52] <ExtremeBot> [Website: 3Online][Login: 3Online][Session: 3Online][Realms: 3Online][Skins: 3Online]
#3307 [16:52] <Galaxy_2Alex> Okay, there might be a big problem with big servers right now
#3308 [16:52] <Hetal> everything is up from Mojang's side
#3309 [16:52] <Galaxy_2Alex> As we are not in charge of them, there is nothing we can do.
#3310 [16:52] <Rj> can anyone connect to hivemc.eu
#3311 [16:53] <tower1212> can i get a new graphics chip
#3312 [16:53] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, That might work as well
#3313 [16:53] <Benton582> Mojang just went down, and then back up, and all major servers crashed and only lobby servers are online, and some servers got smashed by lag...
#3314 [16:53] <tower1212> where can i get them
#3315 [16:53] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, But that might require better power things and stuff
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#3317 [16:53] <highryde> when will this madness end plzz tell
#3318 [16:53] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Probably at your local Computer Store
#3319 [16:54] <Galaxy_2Alex> Ah...
#3320 [16:54] <tower1212> so you can't help with that problem
#3321 [16:54] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Not really, no
#3322 [16:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> From Twitter: About 15 mins ago, an issue with Spigot caused all servers running Spigot to crash. Mojang servers are all still up: http://help.mojang.com 
#3323 [16:55] <tower1212> what could i do for that problem
#3324 [16:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Upgrade your current system or buy a new one
#3325 [16:55] <tower1212> how do i upgrade
#3326 [16:55] * blueranger660 [blueranger660@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3327 [16:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, You need to put a new one in
#3328 [16:56] <tyteen4a03> .sitedown About 15 mins ago, an issue with Spigot caused all Spigot servers to crash. Mojang servers are functioning normally. We do not support modded servers.
#3329 [16:56] <Benton582> So, Spigot caused big damage to servers running it?
#3330 [16:56] <tower1212> a new pc
#3331 [16:56] <highryde> ok im good my server is up now thanks for your help
#3332 [16:56] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#3333 [16:56] <tower1212> do i need to get a new pc
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#3335 [16:57] <tower1212> do i need to get a new pc
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#3337 [16:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, It's not 100% necessary, but I would really recommend it
#3338 [16:57] * ane200055 is now known as ane200055[Offline]
#3339 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> tower1212: you need to stop repeating yourself.
#3340 [16:58] <tower1212> ok i just need to know what i can do for my problem
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#3342 [16:59] <tower1212> so that is all the help you can give me
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#3344 [17:00] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Yes
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#3346 [17:00] <tower1212> oh well thanks
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#3348 [17:00] <scottydot123> im back
#3349 [17:00] <scottydot123> im back
#3350 [17:00] <scottydot123> my computer was being werid
#3351 [17:00] <scottydot123> so did u get that link
#3352 [17:00] <tower1212> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e3041cc39fe93ee65956 is this graphics card in my pc old any one
#3353 [17:01] <scottydot123> hello
#3354 [17:01] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Yes it is very old as I already said
#3355 [17:01] <scottydot123> hello
#3356 [17:01] <scottydot123> need help
#3357 [17:01] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, please be a bit patient
#3358 [17:01] <scottydot123> do u remember me
#3359 [17:01] <tower1212> t can i have a job
#3360 [17:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Well, all the people heling in here are volunteers
#3361 [17:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> *helping
#3362 [17:02] <scottydot123> http://pastie.org/8971364
#3363 [17:02] <tower1212> can i volunteer
#3364 [17:02] <scottydot123> there that thing from hijackthis
#3365 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Remove McAfee, and see if the error persists
#3366 [17:03] <scottydot123> no cant remove mcafee
#3367 [17:03] <tower1212> can i
#3368 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Why?
#3369 [17:03] <scottydot123> i had it before and it worked with mcafee
#3370 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Well, you could, but it needs some knowledge on how things work here
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#3372 [17:03] <tower1212> ok
#3373 [17:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, The only thing we know is that it is known to interfere with Minecraft
#3374 [17:04] <scottydot123> and it will take ages cause i have to prove stuff
#3375 [17:04] <scottydot123> what mcafee stops it going fullscreen
#3376 [17:04] <tower1212> so can i
#3377 [17:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> scottydot123 av/mcafee/remove
#3378 [17:04] <scottydot123> i can get on minecaft just cant go fullscreen
#3379 [17:04] <tower1212> brb
#3380 [17:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Oh, sorry, did not know that. So it crashes when you go full screen?
#3381 [17:05] <scottydot123> yes
#3382 [17:05] <scottydot123> i dont know why
#3383 [17:05] <scottydot123> just lags like hell when i press f11
#3384 [17:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Oh okay, then excuse me for suggesting things that probably wouldn't have worked.
#3385 [17:05] <scottydot123> its ok
#3386 [17:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> scottydot123, Are you using any kind of special software to change your Desktop?
#3387 [17:06] <sugoi> scottydot123: lags? i thought you said it crashes
#3388 [17:06] <scottydot123> i have that catalyst
#3389 [17:06] <tower1212> so can i help out here
#3390 [17:06] <scottydot123> lags then crashes
#3391 [17:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, Well, yes.
#3392 [17:06] <sugoi> tower1212: feel free
#3393 [17:06] <sugoi> tower1212: there is no sign up sheet
#3394 [17:07] <tower1212> ok thanks
#3395 [17:07] <sugoi> tower1212: show patience to those in need, also try not to control a dialog where 1. the current helper probably has a reasonable idea and solution, and 2. you dont know what you're talking about
#3396 [17:08] <tower1212> ok
#3397 [17:08] <sugoi> scottydot123: you've tried older mc versions? such as pre 1.7.2?
#3398 [17:08] <DopeGhoti> also, be cognizant of the rules
#3399 [17:08] <DopeGhoti> ??> tower1212 rules
#3400 [17:08] <scottydot123> yes
#3401 [17:08] <VoxelHead> tower1212: http://is.gd/zB1w9I
#3402 [17:08] <scottydot123> something has happened my payday 2 has just working
#3403 [17:08] <sugoi> scottydot123: "has just working"
#3404 [17:09] <scottydot123> because i update graphics card
#3405 [17:09] <sugoi> scottydot123: you mean it just _started_ working?
#3406 [17:09] <scottydot123> yes
#3407 [17:09] <scottydot123> sorry
#3408 [17:09] <scottydot123> not mc
#3409 [17:09] <scottydot123> payday 2
#3410 [17:09] <scottydot123> but problem still with mc
#3411 [17:09] <sugoi> scottydot123: i'd move all my minecraft files (backup) and have the launcher redownload them, ad retry
#3412 [17:09] <sugoi> and*
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#3414 [17:10] <scottydot123> i have tried that
#3415 [17:11] <scottydot123> yes yay thx guys it worked
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#3417 [17:11] <scottydot123> fullscreen mode and payday 2 works
#3418 [17:12] <scottydot123> hello
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#3420 [17:12] <tower1212> ok i red the rules and i'm ready
#3421 [17:12] <scottydot123> hello
#3422 [17:12] <scottydot123> just want to say thx
#3423 [17:13] <sugoi> scottydot123: ... so it was the catalyst driver all along?
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#3425 [17:13] <sugoi> scottydot123: or moving mc files and redownloading?
#3426 [17:13] <tower1212> hello i'm ready and i read the rules
#3427 [17:13] <scottydot123> catalyst
#3428 [17:13] <sugoi> scottydot123: ok
#3429 [17:13] <scottydot123> i feel stupid now
#3430 [17:13] <sugoi> tower1212: again, there's no sign up, it's just a thing we do
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#3432 [17:13] <sugoi> scottydot123: so does stupid3700
#3433 [17:13] <tower1212> ok
#3434 [17:14] * stupid3700 slaps sugoi
#3434 [17:14] <scottydot123> but thx anyway guys u really helped
#3435 [17:14] * sugoi winces
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#3436 [17:14] <tower1212> hello
#3437 [17:14] <Cloudy> Galaxy_2Alex: sorry to ping, but I don't suppose you have a link to the twitter post about spigot servers? I work for CreeperHost and would be handy to link to our customers who ran spigot and are opening tickets :P
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#3442 [17:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> Cloudy, There you go: https://twitter.com/MojangSupport/status/448924619773186048
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#3445 [17:18] <Hetal> so
#3446 [17:18] <Hetal> Bukkit should be running
#3447 [17:18] <Hetal> and major servers run spigot
#3448 [17:18] <Hetal> so say bye bye to spigot for a few minutes
#3449 [17:18] * sugoi runs only forge
#3449 [17:18] <sugoi> glory to the horde!
#3450 [17:19] <Hetal> dude i run
#3451 [17:19] <Hetal> yea i run
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#3453 [17:21] <tower1212> can i help anyone
#3454 [17:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Cloudy, This might also be helpful: https://twitter.com/MojangSupport/status/448930853083553792
#3455 [17:22] <Cloudy> thanks Galaxy_2Alex - it is mainly our MCPC+ customers that I've seen
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#3457 [17:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> Cloudy, Ah, so the same bug is in MCPC+ as well?
#3458 [17:23] <Cloudy> yep
#3459 [17:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> oh dang...
#3460 [17:23] <Cloudy> MCPC+ is bukkit + spigot + forge
#3461 [17:23] * Death||Away is now known as Death
#3462 [17:23] <Cloudy> whichi s rather ouchie :P
#3463 [17:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> ah, makes sense
#3464 [17:23] <Cloudy> but they've released a fix too
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#3467 [17:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> well, that's good at least... gonna need to inform our server admins :P
#3468 [17:24] <tower1212> who needs help
#3469 [17:24] <Jackson413> !login
#3470 [17:24] <Jackson413> !isdown
#3471 [17:24] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3472 [17:24] <Jackson413> !auth
#3473 [17:24] <sugoi> Jackson413: did you read the welcoming message?
#3474 [17:24] <Galaxy_2Alex> Jackson413, Do you have problems logging onto a server?
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#3476 [17:25] <Jackson413> I can't login.
#3477 [17:25] <Jackson413> And I like...just did.
#3478 [17:25] <sugoi> Jackson413: to a spigot server?
#3479 [17:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> Jackson413, Read the welcoming mesages
#3480 [17:25] <Jackson413> I can't sign in to minecraft.
#3481 [17:25] <sugoi> Jackson413: READ
#3482 [17:25] <Jackson413> Like from the launcher.
#3483 [17:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> Jackson413, In the launcher?
#3484 [17:25] <sugoi> read what we are saying
#3485 [17:25] <Jackson413> Vanilla.
#3486 [17:25] <Jackson413> Not modded.
#3487 [17:25] <tower1212> who needs help
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#3490 [17:25] <sugoi> Jackson413: ok, that's different :)
#3491 [17:25] <Galaxy_2Alex> Jackson413, What does it say?
#3492 [17:26] <Jackson413> I'm seeing whether it's me or not and I'm guessing it is because I can log into my account in my VM.
#3493 [17:26] <tower1212> brb
#3494 [17:26] <Popadom20> How long does it take to hear back from customer support
#3495 [17:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> Popadom20, https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back-
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#3497 [17:27] <Jackson413> Found the preoblem
#3498 [17:27] <tower1212> back
#3499 [17:27] <Jackson413> vpn derped, sorry to bother
#3500 [17:27] <tower1212> who needs help
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#3502 [17:27] <Galaxy_2Alex> Jackson413, No problem :)
#3503 [17:27] <sugoi> tower1212: relax
#3504 [17:27] <Galaxy_2Alex> tower1212, It doesn't really make sense to ask every minute
#3505 [17:28] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, when people need help, they will speak up
#3506 [17:28] <tower1212> ok i just excited to help
#3507 [17:28] <Popadom20> We'll I ain't heard from them since Sunday
#3508 [17:28] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, today is Wednesday, and over the weekends they get a lot of backlogs
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#3510 [17:28] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, now, since every message wakes me up, please stop waking me up when it's not needed
#3511 [17:29] <lol_> my graphic server needs updating
#3512 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> ??> lol_ win/dxdiag
#3513 [17:29] <VoxelHead> lol_: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3514 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, wait until friday, and if you didn't provide enough information (especially the transaction ID) then it will slow down their processing
#3515 [17:29] <lol_> thanks
#3516 [17:29] <Popadom20> So how long is usual reply time as my son can't get on
#3517 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, 2 - 3 business days
#3518 [17:29] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, first-come-first-served
#3519 [17:29] <lol_> who came first
#3520 [17:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> lol_ irc/multitasking/!
#3521 [17:30] <Popadom20> We'll let's hope it's soon
#3522 [17:30] <VoxelHead> lol_: <-- this name here indicates who we're talking to. If you see someone else's name there, it means we're talking to someone else.
#3523 [17:30] <VoxelHead> lol_: Don't respond to messages directed at other people. It is incredibly irritating; if you do it you will be reprimanded, then kicked.
#3524 [17:30] <tyteen4a03> lol_, follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#3525 [17:30] <lol_> ok
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#3527 [17:30] <Robbie> Hi
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#3529 [17:31] <Robbie> Is anyone here?
#3530 [17:31] <Popadom20> Had transaction I'd
#3531 [17:31] <tower1212> yes
#3532 [17:31] <Robbie> Im having a problem on minecraft...
#3533 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, then great, wait for them
#3534 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> Robbie, describe the problem
#3535 [17:31] <Robbie> It says bka cannot connect to fs
#3536 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> ??> Robbie mods
#3537 [17:31] <Robbie> I dont know what that means....
#3538 [17:31] <VoxelHead> Robbie: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3539 [17:31] <VoxelHead> Robbie: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#3540 [17:32] <Popadom20> Will they let me use my email to reset his password
#3541 [17:32] <Robbie> I dont use mods
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#3543 [17:32] <Robbie> I just went on and it said that
#3544 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> Robbie, that error signifies your use of mods
#3545 [17:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> Robbie mods
#3546 [17:32] <VoxelHead> Robbie: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3547 [17:32] <VoxelHead> Robbie: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
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#3549 [17:33] <Robbie> I really dont use mods....
#3550 [17:33] <Robbie> I dont know what happened?
#3551 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> Robbie, wrong factoid\
#3552 [17:33] <badboy> how do i update my graphic drivers
#3553 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> Robbie mac/renist
#3554 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> Robbie mac/reinst\
#3555 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> Robbie mac/reinst
#3556 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Robbie: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3557 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Robbie: To do so, run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft/{bin,texturepacks,launcher,resources,assets,libraries,versions,resourcepacks,options.txt,launcher_profiles.json,launcher.jar} and re-run Minecraft.
#3558 [17:33] <Popadom20> ?????
#3559 [17:33] <Robbie> Ok
#3560 [17:33] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, wait for Mojang's response
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#3562 [17:34] <tower1212> to update them i need to see the report link
#3563 [17:34] <Popadom20> Will they let me use my email to reset his password
#3564 [17:34] <badboy> i really want to play minecraft but i need to update my graphic drivers
#3565 [17:34] <tyteen4a03> Popadom20, depends; again, wait for their response
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#3567 [17:34] <Robbie> Thanks, i hope it works
#3568 [17:35] <badboy> someone help
#3569 [17:35] <tyteen4a03> ??> badboy win/dxdiag
#3570 [17:35] <VoxelHead> badboy: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3571 [17:35] <VoxelHead> badboy: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#3573 [17:35] <tower1212> how may i help you
#3574 [17:35] <badboy> could you explain again tyteen4a03
#3575 [17:35] <tyteen4a03> badboy, read the instructions
#3576 [17:36] <badboy> ok
#3577 [17:36] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, I strongly suggest that you observe what we are doing before you try to help others
#3578 [17:36] <badboy> thanks
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#3580 [17:36] <tower1212> ok :(
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#3584 [17:37] <badboy> this didnt help
#3585 [17:37] <tyteen4a03> badboy, if you read the instructions, you should have something to give us
#3586 [17:38] <badboy> if i do the steps can i play minecraft then
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#3588 [17:38] <tyteen4a03> badboy, you will still have to wait for us
#3589 [17:38] <badboy> wait for what
#3590 [17:38] <Caleb_> I need help?
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#3592 [17:38] <clarjon1> badboy: If you follow the steps, then you will have a link to give to us.
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#3594 [17:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> Caleb_ ask
#3595 [17:39] <VoxelHead> Caleb_: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3596 [17:39] <VoxelHead> Caleb_: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3597 [17:39] <clarjon1> badboy: Seeing as you haven't given us the link, you haven't followed all the steps yet ;)
#3598 [17:39] <badboy> what lin
#3599 [17:39] <badboy> what link
#3600 [17:39] <clarjon1> badboy: Read the instructions and you'll know what link.
#3601 [17:39] <badboy> ok
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#3604 [17:40] <Caleb_> Um my minecraft server aunt work can you help
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#3606 [17:41] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, and what does your Minecraft server run?
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#3608 [17:41] <Caleb_> Java
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#3610 [17:41] <stinger487> thanks for the welcome
#3611 [17:41] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, no, the server software
#3612 [17:41] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, you're welcome
#3613 [17:41] <realmrsbeadles> so anyservers with Spigot is down?
#3614 [17:41] <Caleb_> Yes
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#3616 [17:42] <stinger487> i need your help i am having problems with minecraft
#3617 [17:42] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, ask and you may receive
#3618 [17:42] <power7000> hi i am trying to make a minecraft server and i do not no how can you help me
#3619 [17:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> power7000 mp/server-setuop
#3620 [17:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> power7000 mp/server-setup
#3621 [17:42] <VoxelHead> power7000: Lots of information about setting up a server can be found here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3622 [17:43] <Caleb_> Yes
#3623 [17:43] <stinger487> i need to update my graphic driver
#3624 [17:43] <power7000> ok
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#3626 [17:43] <Caleb_> Yes
#3627 [17:43] <tyteen4a03> ??> stinger487 win/dxdiag
#3628 [17:43] <VoxelHead> stinger487: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3629 [17:44] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, "Yes" is not a server software
#3630 [17:44] <Caleb_> Yes
#3631 [17:44] <stinger487> i dont want to submit a report
#3632 [17:45] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, then we cannot help you
#3633 [17:45] <stinger487> why
#3634 [17:45] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, so you agree with me, good. Now back to the original question: What server software do you run?
#3635 [17:45] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, we need that information to determine your system specifications, so that we can point to a fix, if available
#3636 [17:45] <Caleb_> Java
#3637 [17:45] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, where did you get the server?
#3638 [17:46] <stinger487> how do i know if your not teling the truth
#3639 [17:46] <Caleb_> Minecraft.net
#3640 [17:46] <tyteen4a03> ??> stinger487 scold/reverse-trolling
#3641 [17:46] <VoxelHead> stinger487: This is a community of people volunteering their time to offer technical support for a game which they enjoy, and wish to help others to be able to enjoy. We are here to help. We are not here to fool you or waste your time.
#3642 [17:46] <VoxelHead> stinger487: We offer the best advice we have. Nothing other than experience is forcing us to offer any specific solutions; and nothing is forcing you to follow our advice if you don't like it.
#3643 [17:46] <stinger487> ok bye
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#3645 [17:47] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, then you are running the official server, also known as the Vanilla server
#3646 [17:47] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, now, what is wrong with it?
#3647 [17:47] <Caleb_> It went black
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#3649 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, are you using the exe or jar?
#3650 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, if you can't tell the difference, it is recommended that you don't run a server
#3651 [17:48] <Caleb_> Jor
#3652 [17:48] <Caleb_> Jar
#3653 [17:48] <Jar> huh? ;)
#3654 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, that's what's supposed to happen; but does it not output anything at all?
#3655 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> Jar, .jar
#3656 [17:48] <tyteen4a03> Jar, go rename yourself
#3657 [17:48] <Jar> ik :)
#3658 [17:48] <Caleb_> Yes
#3659 [17:49] <Jar> Yeah but I don't know any better names D:
#3660 [17:49] <tyteen4a03> Jar, exe
#3661 [17:49] <Jar> hahaha ;)
#3662 [17:49] <tower1212> ok i understand what do do
#3663 [17:49] <Caleb_> Yes
#3664 [17:49] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, you probably set something wrong in server.properties, and I don't know what
#3665 [17:50] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, server running requires a very high level of technological knowledge and general computer know-how
#3666 [17:50] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, try with the exe instead
#3667 [17:51] * Death is now known as Death||Away
#3668 [17:51] <Caleb_> Got it
#3669 [17:51] <tower1212> can i help people now i understand what to do
#3670 [17:52] <Caleb_> Can I have a server
#3671 [17:52] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, we don't release people into the helping field until 14-30 days of them having been here, and their help must be verified by a Channel Manager from the 30th onwards until the 6 month period pass
#3672 [17:52] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, I would suggest you don't
#3673 [17:53] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, if you just want to play with your friends, it may be a better idea to run a LAN server, since that would require less setup; however if you insist on running a server, check out the guide below:
#3674 [17:53] <Caleb_> Ok
#3675 [17:53] <tyteen4a03> ??> Caleb_ mp/server-setup
#3676 [17:53] <VoxelHead> Caleb_: Lots of information about setting up a server can be found here: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3677 [17:53] <tower1212> then what why i just want to help
#3678 [17:54] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, you will be allowed to help 14 consecutive days after you have been here
#3679 [17:54] <tower1212> i don't under stand that
#3680 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, we require our helpers to have been here for 14 days so they don't just get helper status then go
#3681 [17:55] <Caleb_> I have 1 more ?
#3682 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, we also use the period to see if they are trustworthy
#3683 [17:55] * Death||Away is now known as Death
#3684 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, sorry?
#3685 [17:55] <Caleb_> I have 1?
#3686 [17:56] <tyteen4a03> Caleb_, yes; when your friends come over to your house and connect to your network, simply press Open to LAN in the Pause menu (press Esc) after you have opened a world
#3687 [17:56] <tower1212> but i'm trustworthy
#3688 [17:57] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, you can even say you're the king, the president, or Notch
#3689 [17:57] <Caleb_> thanks for all York help
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#3691 [17:58] <Caleb_> By
#3692 [17:58] <tower1212> :(
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#3696 [18:00] <tower1212> :(
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#3698 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> Please stop it with the random unhappy faces.
#3699 [18:02] <tower1212> well ok but i want to help someone
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#3702 [18:04] <tower1212> who wants to help other people sence i cant
#3703 [18:04] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, we have 25 helpers just for that
#3704 [18:05] <tower1212> well i want to help like you guys
#3705 [18:06] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, if you are patient, willing to learn and caring, maybe
#3706 [18:06] <tower1212> ok brb
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#3708 [18:08] <Web> HEELP!
#3709 [18:08] <Web> ANYBODY HERE?
#3710 [18:08] <Web> Hello?
#3711 [18:08] <tyteen4a03> ??> Web ask
#3712 [18:08] <VoxelHead> Web: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3713 [18:08] <VoxelHead> Web: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#3715 [18:08] <Web> Heey!
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#3717 [18:09] <Web> My mincraft doesn't work!
#3718 [18:09] <clarjon1> Web: We'll need more information than that.
#3719 [18:09] <tyteen4a03> Web, and how does it not?
#3720 [18:09] <tower1212> i back
#3721 [18:09] <Web> G
#3722 [18:09] <Web> Gives me an error.
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#3724 [18:09] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, you don't need to announce your absense/presence
#3725 [18:10] <tyteen4a03> Web, paste the crash report onto pastie
#3726 [18:10] <Web> Can you help?
#3727 [18:10] <tyteen4a03> ??> Web paste
#3728 [18:10] <VoxelHead> Web: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#3729 [18:10] <tower1212> oh ok
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#3732 [18:12] <gunship23> um my minecraft wunt work
#3733 [18:12] <Web> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
#3734 [18:12] <Web> // Uh... Did I do that?
#3735 [18:12] <Web> Time: 11/10/13 16:18
#3736 [18:12] <Web> Description: Initializing game
#3737 [18:12] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306)
#3738 [18:12] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:848)
#3739 [18:12] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:757)
#3740 [18:12] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:739)
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#3744 [18:12] <CubeTheThird> gunship23, why not?
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#3746 [18:13] <tyteen4a03> Web, nope, on pastie.org
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#3748 [18:13] <tower1212> tyteen can i help someone
#3749 [18:13] <tyteen4a03> Web, paste it there, and give us the link you were taken to
#3750 [18:13] <gunship23> um my minecraft wunt work
#3751 [18:13] <CubeTheThird> tower1212, go ahead. Just give instructions
#3752 [18:13] <tower1212> ok
#3753 [18:13] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, under my supervision
#3754 [18:13] <tower1212> ok
#3755 [18:13] <tower1212> gunship what is the problem
#3756 [18:14] <Handwran> i dont see my minecraft account in my mojang account even though i bought the game already. When i try to play it puts me in a demo version.
#3757 [18:14] <meteoslasher> i'm clicking on the verification email to confirm my new account, but the submit doesn't take place. and it won't resend a new email because it says it just sent one.
#3758 [18:14] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, do you have a yahoo account?
#3759 [18:14] <gunship23> how do i go on a server
#3760 [18:14] <tyteen4a03> ??> Handwran account/demo
#3761 [18:14] <meteoslasher> no, a gmail acct.
#3762 [18:14] <tyteen4a03> ??> Handwran account/bug/demo
#3763 [18:14] <VoxelHead> Handwran: Please see this article: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/1218766-can-only-play-minecraft-demo if you are only able to play the Demo after having purchased the game.
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#3765 [18:15] <tyteen4a03> gunship23, do you have the server IP?
#3766 [18:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> gunship23 mp/server-list
#3767 [18:15] <gunship23> yes
#3768 [18:15] <Jar> gunship23: Multiplayer → Add server or Multiplayer → Direct connect
#3769 [18:15] <meteoslasher> cubethethird, a gmail acct.
#3770 [18:15] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, have you tried copying the confirmation link into your web browser instead of clicking on it?
#3771 [18:15] <tower1212> direct connect
#3772 [18:16] <gunship23> multiplayer
#3773 [18:16] <tyteen4a03> gunship23, yup
#3774 [18:16] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird>, i did that and still same message. i even used a another browser.
#3775 [18:16] <Handwran> yeah i read that and followed the directions. i never got refunded or anything, i checked my email about this. and the game is still not there
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#3778 [18:16] <Jar> gunship23: Yeah, click Multiplayer and then Add server, enter a name and the IP address and click Done.
#3779 [18:16] <meteoslasher> i'm assuming i just wait a bit and resend confirmation for a second try...?
#3780 [18:16] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird> i'm assuming i just wait a bit and resend confirmation for a second try...?
#3781 [18:16] <gunship23> i mant need server?
#3782 [18:17] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, ya you may as well
#3783 [18:17] <Handwran> i havent logged in for a while but i dont think it would just delete my game
#3784 [18:17] <Jar> gunship23: Sorry, what?
#3785 [18:17] <tyteen4a03> Handwran, most likely you logged into the wrong account
#3786 [18:17] <gunship23> i mant need server?
#3787 [18:17] <Handwran> ill try a couple possible emails
#3788 [18:17] <tyteen4a03> ??> gunship23 mp/servers
#3789 [18:17] <VoxelHead> gunship23: There currently is no master list of all Multiplayer servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3790 [18:17] <VoxelHead> gunship23: The MC forums' list can be found at http://www.minecraftforum.net/forum/31-servers/ . Also, try #smp, although it is not too active anymore.
#3791 [18:18] <meteoslasher> CubeTheThird, here's the actual message..."Attention! Your e-mail address has not been verified. This is a great way to secure your account and preventing someone from changing the e-mail address of your Mojang account without your confirmation."
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#3794 [18:18] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, ok, and you clicked on the confirmation link yes?
#3795 [18:19] <gunship23> can i have a server to donlode to my computer
#3796 [18:19] <Jar> gunship23: You want to create your own server?
#3797 [18:19] <Handwran> yep wrong account thank you.
#3798 [18:19] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird> yes, and it brought me to the login in screen, i logged in, and the message appeared at the top. it's as if it's not registering. is this common?
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#3801 [18:20] <tower1212> tyteen
#3802 [18:21] <gunship23> buth
#3803 [18:21] <Jar> gunship23: You don't need to download servers if you want to play on them.
#3804 [18:21] <gunship23> both
#3805 [18:21] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, no, that is strange. Try again, like you were doing
#3806 [18:22] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird>, ok, thx. i'll just try again after a while. give the server a chance to reset itself. thx for trying to help me with this.
#3807 [18:22] <gunship23> no ment both
#3808 [18:22] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, what web browser are you using?
#3809 [18:23] <Jar> ??> gunship23 ask/wtf
#3810 [18:23] <VoxelHead> gunship23: Please form your question in the form of a question. Whatever you just said was unclear.
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#3812 [18:23] <tower1212> tyteen
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#3814 [18:23] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird> was using firefox. when that didn't work, switched to chrome. same result.
#3815 [18:24] <CubeTheThird> meteoslasher, ok just making sure
#3816 [18:24] <Jar> tower1212: He may be busy, don't say his name if you don't need anything important, as that probably plays a sound on his computer.
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#3818 [18:24] <tower1212> oh oki
#3819 [18:25] <tower1212> jar can you help me with a Question i have
#3820 [18:25] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird> yep, just clicked link again, logged into acct, and message box says that my email address hasn't been verified. Arrrggghhh, really frustrating!
#3821 [18:25] <Jar> tower1212: What question?
#3822 [18:25] <meteoslasher> <CubeTheThird> oh well, i'll check with it later on. thx again.
#3823 [18:26] <gunship23> i wunt now how to dowlode a server
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#3826 [18:26] <tower1212> i have feed the beast and there is an up date so i am updating it what is new on it
#3827 [18:26] <Jar> ??> tower1212 mods
#3828 [18:26] <VoxelHead> tower1212: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3829 [18:26] <VoxelHead> tower1212: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#3830 [18:26] <Jar> gunship23: Create an own server or play on a server?
#3831 [18:27] <CubeTheThird> gunship23, are you looking to host a server for friends to play on?
#3832 [18:27] <tower1212> oh sorry i didn't no
#3833 [18:27] <gunship23> play on a server?
#3834 [18:27] <gunship23> play on a server?
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#3836 [18:28] <gunship23> to play on
#3837 [18:28] <CubeTheThird> gunship23, if you wish to play on a server, find a server's address (google has many results for these), and add it to your server list to connect
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#3842 [18:30] <diego> diego
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#3844 [18:30] <tower1212> brb
#3845 [18:30] <tower1212> back
#3846 [18:31] <CubeTheThird> diego, do you need help with something
#3847 [18:31] <CubeTheThird> diego, do you need help with something
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#3849 [18:31] <CubeTheThird> tower1212, unless you are saying that to someone specific, there is no need to announce leaving and returning in a public chatroom such as this
#3850 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> CubeTheThird, there is no need at all, and is in fact against the rules
#3851 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, this is your last warning
#3852 [18:32] <tower1212> oh sorry
#3853 [18:32] <Web> Haaaaalp!
#3854 [18:32] <Web> org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#3855 [18:32] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
#3856 [18:32] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
#3857 [18:32] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244)
#3858 [18:32] <Web> at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306)
#3859 [18:32] <Jar> ??> Web paste
#3860 [18:32] <VoxelHead> Web: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#3861 [18:32] <Jar> Oh nevermind.
#3862 [18:32] <Jar> ??> Web win/dxdiag
#3863 [18:32] <phroa> ...
#3864 [18:32] <VoxelHead> Web: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3865 [18:32] <tower1212> it is just a habit for me
#3866 [18:32] <Web> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9794860
#3867 [18:33] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, then you need to start dropping it; this is IRC, not your daily chatter with friends
#3868 [18:33] <tyteen4a03> Web, very good; now follow the instructions in the link above
#3869 [18:33] <Web> I did!
#3870 [18:33] <tower1212> ok tyteen
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#3872 [18:34] <tower1212> tyteen what does irc mean
#3873 [18:34] <tyteen4a03> ??> tower1212 irc
#3874 [18:34] <VoxelHead> tower1212: Internet Relay Chat. You're using it.
#3875 [18:34] <Web> System Information
#3876 [18:34] <Web> ------------------
#3877 [18:34] <Web> Time of this report: 3/26/2014, 17:46:13
#3878 [18:34] <Web>        Machine name: ALMOST
#3879 [18:34] <Web>    Operating System: Windows XP Professional (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.100427-1636)
#3880 [18:34] <Web>            Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
#3881 [18:34] <Web> System Manufacturer: Dell Computer Corporation
#3882 [18:34] <Jar> ??> Web paste
#3883 [18:34] <VoxelHead> Web: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#3884 [18:34] <tyteen4a03> Web, last warning: Use pastie.org
#3885 [18:35] <monkey123> i am tying to download minecraft and the dwonload page will not show
#3886 [18:35] <tower1212> oh i did not know sorry
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#3888 [18:35] <Web> http://pastebin.com/QKf1fqyf
#3889 [18:35] <Web> Haalp!
#3890 [18:35] <CubeTheThird> monkey123, try using a different web browser
#3891 [18:35] <monkey123> how do i download minecraft onto my computer
#3892 [18:35] <tyteen4a03> Web, your computer is too old to use Minecraft
#3893 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> s/use/play/
#3894 [18:36] <ExtremeBot> tyteen4a03 meant to say: Web, your computer is too old to play Minecraft
#3895 [18:36] <monkey123> i can get to website
#3896 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, minecraft.net/download
#3897 [18:36] <monkey123> i go to the spot where it says download but the page does not do anything
#3898 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, note that you must already purchased it to play it, otherwise you'll need a Mojang account to play the demo
#3899 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, it should start downloading, if not try this direct link:
#3900 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> ??> monkey123 win/client
#3901 [18:36] <Web> no it isn't! I can olay alll my gaems on it!
#3902 [18:36] <monkey123> i have purchased it on another computer
#3903 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> monkey123 dl/client
#3904 [18:37] <VoxelHead> monkey123: Windows client: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/Minecraft.exe | Mac client: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/Minecraft.dmg | Linux/OS-Independent client:
#3905 [18:37] <tower1212> tyteen
#3906 [18:37] <VoxelHead> monkey123: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/Minecraft.jar
#3907 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> Web requirements
#3908 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Web: Minecraft is a modern game with modern requirements, which are belied by its retro style. http://is.gd/mc_requirements
#3909 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> Web, your computer does not meet the requirements of Minecraft
#3910 [18:37] <monkey123> so what should i do?
#3911 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> Web, just because other games released in early 2000s work, doesn't mean Minecraft will
#3912 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, try https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/Minecraft.exe
#3913 [18:37] <monkey123> ok
#3914 [18:38] <Web> THIS SUCCKS!
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#3916 [18:38] <tower1212> ok
#3917 [18:38] <tower1212> sorry
#3918 [18:38] <monkey123> what is that site
#3919 [18:38] <tower1212> when can i start to help people
#3920 [18:38] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, the download link for Minecraft - minecraft.net/download also uses that link
#3921 [18:39] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, in 14 days; CubeTheThird has kindly granted you permission to help under our supervision
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#3924 [18:39] <tower1212> oh ok
#3925 [18:40] <monkey123> hi
#3926 [18:41] <monkey123> will a windows xp run minecraft?
#3927 [18:41] <monkey123> anyone there?
#3928 [18:41] <monkey123> hello?
#3929 [18:41] <monkey123> hello?
#3930 [18:41] * KJ4IPS is now known as KJ4IPS|Gone
#3931 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes it will
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#3934 [18:41] <Andrio> If the rest of the PC can handle it, yeah.
#3935 [18:41] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, however, usually the system it is installed on won't
#3936 [18:41] <monkey123> ok my java will not update for some reson
#3937 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> monkey123, and why is that?
#3938 [18:42] <Death> What version?
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#3940 [18:42] <ANdie> ok
#3941 [18:42] <phroa> ANdie: Hmm?
#3942 [18:43] <monkey123> idk it won't upt\date
#3943 [18:43] <ANdie> My minecraft crash
#3944 [18:43] <monkey123> update
#3945 [18:43] <stupid3700> ??> ANdie devconsole
#3946 [18:43] <VoxelHead> ANdie: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3947 [18:43] <VoxelHead> ANdie: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#3948 [18:43] <Andrio> monkey123, what happens?
#3949 [18:43] <monkey123> it does the downlaod thing and then shows an error
#3950 [18:43] <ANdie> ok voxel head
#3951 [18:43] <monkey123> how can i trust anyone here?
#3952 [18:44] <monkey123> HOW AM I ABLE TO TRUST ANYONE ON THIS SITE?????????
#3953 [18:44] * Lord_Ralex kicked monkey123 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: onkey123 :By using trust. And stop with the spam)
#3954 [18:44] <tyteen4a03> Lord_Ralex, keep it classy
#3955 [18:44] <ANdie> Voxelhead where can I find it
#3956 [18:44] <tyteen4a03> Lord_Ralex, where's your manners, kindly invite them to the door
#3957 [18:45] * osuka_afk is now known as osuka_
#3958 [18:45] <Lord_Ralex> tyteen4a03, i trust that they won't come back if they don't trust us :P
#3959 [18:45] <stupid3700> ANdie: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3960 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> Lord_Ralex, the door; you've now let it open
#3961 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> close it
#3962 [18:45] <Lord_Ralex> tyteen4a03, i don't use doors
#3963 [18:45] <ANdie> what second tab
#3964 [18:45] <Lord_Ralex> i use windows
#3965 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> Lord_Ralex, close the windows
#3966 [18:45] * osuka_ is now known as osuka_afk
#3967 [18:46] <Lord_Ralex> tyteen4a03, if someone want to climb up to where the windows are, then i will let them back in
#3968 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> Lord_Ralex, close the windows
#3969 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> they will knock
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#3972 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, if you are ready to trust us, feel free to ask your question
#3973 [18:47] <stinger487> hello i cant seem to get minecraft to work it says update your graphics drive?
#3974 [18:47] <ANdie> 1.3.11?
#3975 [18:47] <tyteen4a03> ??> stinger487 win/dxdiag
#3976 [18:47] <VoxelHead> stinger487: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#3977 [18:48] <Andrio> ANdie, near the top left.
#3978 [18:48] <Andrio> ANdie, near the top left.
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#3980 [18:49] <stinger487> ok 2 secs
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#3982 [18:49] <ANdie> all i can see is minecraft
#3983 [18:50] <Andrio> ANdie, you said it crashed.
#3984 [18:50] <ANdie> yeah
#3985 [18:50] <Andrio> Did it kick you back to the launcher and give you a crash report?
#3986 [18:51] <ANdie> yeah
#3987 [18:51] <ANdie> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // You should try our sister game, Minceraft! Time: 3/27/14 6:39 AM Description: Initializing game java.lang.NullPointerException: Initializing game at azl.a(SourceFile:495) at azl.ad(SourceFile:300) at azl.f(SourceFile:696) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148) A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows: ------------------------------------------------
#3988 [18:51] <Andrio> ??> ANdie paste
#3989 [18:51] <VoxelHead> ANdie: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#3991 [18:52] <ANdie> ok done
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#3997 [18:55] <stinger487> http://pastie.org/pastes
#3998 [18:56] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, press Submit, then give us the link
#3999 [18:56] <ANdie> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f38a98b1dc3b0d03040e
#4000 [18:56] <ANdie> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/f38a98b1dc3b0d03040e
#4001 [18:56] <tyteen4a03> ??> ANdie scold/repeat
#4002 [18:56] <VoxelHead> ANdie: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#4003 [18:56] <VoxelHead> ANdie: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#4004 [18:56] <ANdie> sorry Sr.
#4005 [18:57] <tyteen4a03> ANdie, we'll need the model number, which you can get by pressinf Fn+Esc
#4006 [18:57] <tyteen4a03> ANdie, Product ID, rather
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#4008 [18:57] <ANdie> product name?
#4009 [18:58] <ANdie> serial number?
#4010 [18:58] <Cuteypie20> no Cube today?
#4011 [18:58] <stinger487> they is no submit button?
#4012 [18:59] <tyteen4a03> ANdie, Product number
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#4014 [18:59] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, Create Paste
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#4017 [19:00] <stinger487> i did press create paste now what?
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#4019 [19:00] <tyteen4a03> stinger487, give us the link you were taken to
#4020 [19:01] <stinger487> i didnt get taken to a link
#4021 [19:01] <sugoi> stinger487: copy the address bar (the url)
#4022 [19:01] <sugoi> stinger487: and give us that
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#4024 [19:01] <sugoi> stinger487: that's what he's saying
#4025 [19:01] <ANdie> 89578-OEM-7332157-00061
#4026 [19:02] <stinger487> http://pastie.org/pastes
#4027 [19:02] <stinger487> thats hwta it is
#4028 [19:02] <stinger487> i sent it before
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#4031 [19:03] <ANdie> product ID: 89578-OEM-7332157-00061
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#4034 [19:05] <stinger487_> i got disconnected
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#4036 [19:06] <Steege> I bought Minecraft a month ago and played with no problems. A week ago I updated to Windows 8, and now it tells me my graphics driver is outdated. I ran the diagnostic that they said to, and it didn't find any problems. I ran the DirectX diagnostic tool, and this https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9662c3ba1693e610aa9d is the link to the information. Can anyone help? Much appreciated.
#4037 [19:06] <stinger487_> i have the same problem
#4038 [19:06] <Steege> Glad to know I'm not alone!
#4039 [19:07] <tower1212> steege i have that problem too
#4040 [19:07] <sugoi> Steege: we have seen that it is common for windows 8.1 lacks graphics drivers with sufficient opengl support that minecraft needs
#4041 [19:07] <Steege> Sounds like we could get a regular support group going. ;)
#4042 [19:07] <tower1212> you have to eather get a new pc or
#4043 [19:07] <ANdie> restore it to windows 7
#4044 [19:08] <ANdie> or vista SP2
#4045 [19:08] <tower1212> go to your nearest computer store
#4046 [19:08] <sugoi> in a couple cases you can install drivers not certified by windows (like beta drivers from the manufacturer) i'm never saying to install some 3rd party driver, getting drivers from windows or the hardward manufacturer directly is best
#4047 [19:08] <tower1212> to have a new chip put in
#4048 [19:09] <sugoi> honestly, win7 is great. i'm not convinced to switch
#4049 [19:10] <Steege> Seriously?? So, there's no way to play Minecraft on Windows 8? And there's no patch or workaround, aside from restoring it to Windows 7,(which unfortunately isn't an option for me)? That seems like a hugely dropped ball on someone's part.
#4050 [19:10] <sugoi> Steege: no, sometimes you can
#4051 [19:10] <sugoi> Steege: do you know what type of graphics card you have?
#4052 [19:10] <ANdie> install NVDIA Geforce 9200M GE
#4053 [19:10] <sugoi> Steege: also, win8 support is increasing over time
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#4056 [19:12] <Steege> It's an Intel (Mobile Intel 945 Chipset Family), chip type GMA 950
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#4058 [19:12] <tower1212> did i do good on helping someone
#4059 [19:13] * sugoi gives tower1212 a treat
#4059 [19:13] <tower1212> yay
#4060 [19:14] <sugoi> Steege: i'm not seeing anything specific for win8 for that chipset
#4061 [19:14] <Steege> sugoi: Thanks, I'm glad to know win8 support is at least improving.
#4062 [19:14] <tyteen4a03> ANdie, moment
#4063 [19:14] <sugoi> you could try their win7 stuff
#4064 [19:14] <Steege> Sugoi: thanks for looking, though!
#4065 [19:14] <sugoi> Steege: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/SearchResult.aspx?lang=eng&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Laptop+graphics+drivers&ProductProduct=Mobile+Intel%C2%AE+945GM+Express+Chipset+Family
#4066 [19:15] <Steege> Sugoi: thanks very much, I will give that a shot and report back!
#4067 [19:15] <tyteen4a03> ANdie, find your product number here: http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/document?docname=c03754824&lc=en&cc=us&dlc=en
#4068 [19:15] <tower1212> is there anyone who needs help
#4069 [19:15] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, as I have said a lot of times: if they need help, they will speak up
#4070 [19:15] <tower1212> ok
#4071 [19:15] <gunship23> i need help
#4072 [19:16] <tower1212> did i do good on helping my first person
#4073 [19:16] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, could be better
#4074 [19:16] <tower1212> yes gunship
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#4076 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> One, you can't really update a video chip in a laptop that well. Second, it's rather cost-prohibative and not really worth it.
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#4078 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> You're better off buying a new laptop for the price you'll pay for a replacement chip.
#4079 [19:17] <tower1212> gunship
#4080 [19:17] <stinger487_> mine is the Mobile Intel® 4 Series Express Chipset Family
#4081 [19:17] <stinger487_> and im running windows 8
#4082 [19:17] <gunship23> um my minecraft full game has not work
#4083 [19:17] <tower1212> when did this start
#4084 [19:18] <m7caywood> Hey guys, I used to be able to run Minecraft on this laptop, but after upgrading to Windows 8.1 I am unable to. Here is the dxdiag stuff https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9e5551566d8642a19a85
#4085 [19:18] <gunship23> just tuday
#4086 [19:18] <tower1212> oh ok
#4087 [19:19] <tower1212> is it the full or the demo
#4088 [19:19] <gunship23> full
#4089 [19:19] <tower1212> ok
#4090 [19:19] <Andrio> stinger487_, m7caywood, that graphics card isn't supported on Windows 8.1.
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#4093 [19:20] <m7caywood> Damn, looks like I need to go back. Thanks for the help, Andrio.
#4094 [19:20] <ANdie> product number: FY417EA#ABV
#4095 [19:20] <tower1212> when you go to full screen does minecraft just shutdown
#4096 [19:20] <Andrio> m7caywood, yeah ^^ no worries.
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#4098 [19:21] <gunship23> i need help
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#4100 [19:21] <tower1212> yes
#4101 [19:21] <tower1212> gunship
#4102 [19:21] <gunship23> \um my minecraft full game has not work
#4103 [19:21] * sugoi tells tower1212 to get more information about gunship23's problem. "it doesn't work" doesn't help at all
#4103 [19:22] <gunship23> no
#4104 [19:22] <stinger487_> i know so what shall i do?
#4105 [19:22] <Andrio> gunship23, how does it not work?
#4106 [19:22] <tower1212> can you get to the screen where it says play and updates
#4107 [19:22] <gunship23> no
#4108 [19:23] <sugoi> stinger487_: weren't we waiting on a paste from you, the url you gave wasn't a paste you created, but just one to the site. you need to copy the url AFTER you've created a paste
#4109 [19:23] <stinger487_> thats what i did
#4110 [19:23] <tower1212> ok then have you tried to delete minecraft and re download it
#4111 [19:24] <gunship23> it went black
#4112 [19:24] <Andrio> gunship23, that's after you click Play, right?
#4113 [19:24] <gunship23> yes
#4114 [19:24] <sugoi> stinger487_: http://pastie.org/pastes
#4115 [19:24] <sugoi> that's the url you gave
#4116 [19:25] <Andrio> ??> gunship23 devconsole
#4117 [19:25] <VoxelHead> gunship23: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4118 [19:25] <VoxelHead> gunship23: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#4119 [19:25] <sugoi> stinger487_: see how that doesn't help?
#4120 [19:25] <sugoi> stinger487_: go to here: http://pastie.org/
#4121 [19:25] <tower1212> and after it goes black do you get a minecraft crashed report
#4122 [19:25] <sugoi> paste in your text, click "Create Paste", and the web site will load a new page
#4123 [19:25] <gunship23> yes
#4124 [19:26] <sugoi> stinger487_: and then you'll have a new fancy url, more like this: http://pastie.org/8971721
#4125 [19:26] <sugoi> that's what we want
#4126 [19:26] <gunship23> yes
#4127 [19:26] <stinger487_> when i click on create paste it dosent do anything
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#4130 [19:27] <gunship23> yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4131 [19:28] <Big_o_> when i start minecraft i try to start a singleplayer world and it stop responding
#4132 [19:28] <tower1212> then what i want you to do is hit the button that says fix the problem and follow the instructions when done i need a link to the page of your report
#4133 [19:29] <sugoi> stinger487_: what browser are you using?
#4134 [19:29] <stinger487_> pastie.org
#4135 [19:29] <Big_o_> chrome
#4136 [19:29] <stinger487_> im using google chrome
#4137 [19:29] <sugoi> everyone is a troll today
#4138 [19:29] <sugoi> Big_o_: sorry, message not for you
#4139 [19:29] <sugoi> ??> Big_o_ irc/multitasking
#4140 [19:29] <VoxelHead> Big_o_: In IRC, many people can be having multiple conversations at the same time. Don't presume that everything anyone says is meant for you. In most cases, when there are several things going on at once, people will prefix the addressee's nick to the message to clarify for whom it is intended.
#4141 [19:29] <sugoi> stinger487_: pastie.org is the site you go to create a paste
#4142 [19:29] * Smanly is now known as Smanly|Away
#4143 [19:30] <sugoi> stinger487_: did you not read my explanation about getting a url with an id? i even gave an example
#4144 [19:30] <sugoi> stinger487_: and try with internet explorer
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#4147 [19:31] <tower1212> who has twitter
#4148 [19:31] <gunship23> i need help
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#4150 [19:31] <tower1212> yes gunship
#4151 [19:31] <sugoi> tower1212: danny davito has twitter: https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito
#4152 [19:31] <stinger487_> its still doing the same thing
#4153 [19:32] <tower1212> gunship what do you need help with
#4154 [19:32] <sugoi> stinger487_: i dont know what you are doing wrong. but feel free to try another paste bin site, such as http://gist.github.com/
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#4156 [19:32] <gunship23> i have the full and the demo
#4157 [19:32] <tower1212> ty teen
#4158 [19:33] <stinger487_> when i right click on that they is no paste option
#4159 [19:33] <gunship23> and it dose not work
#4160 [19:33] <tower1212> gunship what does not work
#4161 [19:33] <sugoi> stinger487_: right click and no option to paste? sounds like your clipboard is empty. copy the text you want to paste again
#4162 [19:33] <fcbx3d> hey my grapics are not strong enough to download minecraft and the distructions im follwing are not making any since
#4163 [19:34] <tower1212> ok do you need help
#4164 [19:34] <fcbx3d> yes
#4165 [19:34] <gunship23> the full minecraft
#4166 [19:34] <fcbx3d> A TON
#4167 [19:34] <tower1212> ok
#4168 [19:35] <stinger487_> nope it pastes on pastie.org but theys no option to paste on gist
#4169 [19:35] <gunship23> the full minecraft
#4170 [19:35] <fcbx3d> no the demo
#4171 [19:35] <tower1212> so did you at least try to get the demo
#4172 [19:35] <stinger487_> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4aac8723132648312b39
#4173 [19:35] <stinger487_> finally
#4174 [19:35] <gunship23> yes
#4175 [19:36] <tower1212> i need one of my supervisor
#4176 [19:36] <fcbx3d> im only stuck on a instruction that says to paste a file to gists
#4177 [19:36] <Andrio> ??>> gunship23 devconsole
#4178 [19:36] <gunship23> yes
#4179 [19:36] <fcbx3d> and it wont let me paste
#4180 [19:37] <Andrio> fcbx3d, try http://paste.ubuntu.com/ instead.
#4181 [19:37] <tower1212> supervisor
#4182 [19:37] <stinger487_> fcbx3d i had same problem unclick ACE editor
#4183 [19:38] <sugoi> stinger487_: there is no win8 specific driver for your graphics card
#4184 [19:38] <Andrio> gunship23, what?
#4185 [19:38] <sugoi> stinger487_: you can try their win7 driver, but it probably won't work (but you can try)
#4186 [19:38] <tower1212> gunship did you fix the problem because i did not get a link to your report
#4187 [19:38] <stinger487_> can you give me a link please?
#4188 [19:38] <sugoi> stinger487_: https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=22163&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20%2832-bit%29*&DownloadType=Drivers
#4189 [19:39] <stinger487_> yep already done that didnt work so do i need to restore to win7?
#4190 [19:39] <Steege> Sugoi: thanks for your help...unfortunately, there's nothing compatible that will solve the problem. Three cheers for built-in obsolesence! Thanks again, anyway.
#4191 [19:39] <sugoi> stinger487_: yes
#4192 [19:39] * Zachary_DuBois is now known as Zachary_DuBois|A
#4193 [19:40] <sugoi> Steege: sorry to hear that, hope you can revert to win7
#4194 [19:40] * ane200055[Offline] is now known as ane200055
#4195 [19:40] <tower1212> i need jar or my supervisor
#4196 [19:40] <sugoi> tower1212: for what
#4197 [19:40] <tower1212> i confused
#4198 [19:40] <sugoi> ..about?
#4199 [19:40] * Zachary_DuBois|A is now known as Zachary_DuBois
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#4201 [19:41] <tower1212> how come i told gunship that i need a link to see his problem and i never got one
#4202 [19:41] <sugoi> really?
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#4204 [19:42] <tower1212> ya i don't know what to do
#4205 [19:42] <Andrio> I get that all the time.
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#4207 [19:43] <tower1212> what not getting the link to the report to solve the problem
#4208 [19:44] <Andrio> yeah.
#4209 [19:44] <Andrio> People being unintelligible in general.
#4210 [19:44] <tower1212> like i mean they ask for help and you don't get the report
#4211 [19:45] <fcbx3d> OK im done pasting what do i name the poster
#4212 [19:45] <tower1212> you can name it what ever you want
#4213 [19:45] <Andrio> It shouldn't matter.
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#4215 [19:46] <sugoi> name it obama
#4216 [19:46] <sugoi> he gets pinged when you do
#4217 [19:46] <tower1212> lolz
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#4219 [19:47] <clarjon1> tower1212: yeah, that happens. Some people have a hard time with directions.
#4220 [19:47] <tower1212> is gunship still here because i need the link to help his problem
#4221 [19:47] <tower1212> i know
#4222 [19:47] <Andrio> Technically, yes.
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#4224 [19:48] <tower1212> i have to go soon because i have to go to bed
#4225 [19:48] <sugoi> ok, but if you clock out early you don't get paid for the day
#4226 [19:48] <clarjon1> haha
#4227 [19:49] <clarjon1> You only get paid if you put in 98 hr shifts tho ;)
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#4229 [19:49] <sugoi> like GreyVulpine
#4230 [19:49] <stupid3700> If you do overtime, you don't get paid either.
#4231 [19:49] <tower1212> ok when can i clock out
#4232 [19:49] <Emmy> I want to play mine craft
#4233 [19:49] <clarjon1> stupid3700: yeah. you have to clock out exactly at 98 hrs, right to the nanosecond.
#4234 [19:50] <stupid3700> Emmy: Are you not able to?
#4235 [19:50] <Emmy> Can we just play and know each other
#4236 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, this isn't the place for that.
#4237 [19:51] <stupid3700> Emmy: This is technical support, not find a friend c:
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#4239 [19:51] <tower1212> great i will work as late as i can well i will try some how it might be this weekend because i don't have to go to my office on the weekend
#4240 [19:51] <stupid3700> You could find a server and meet people there.
#4241 [19:51] <stupid3700> ??> Emmy mp/servers
#4242 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Emmy: There currently is no master list of all Multiplayer servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4243 [19:51] * ane200055 is now known as ane200055[Offline]
#4244 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Emmy: The MC forums' list can be found at http://www.minecraftforum.net/forum/31-servers/ . Also, try #smp, although it is not too active anymore.
#4245 [19:51] <tower1212> no i like this one'
#4246 [19:51] <Emmy> Lol mine craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft!!!!!!!!!
#4247 [19:51] <stupid3700> Emmy: Might want to find 'no griefing' servers
#4248 [19:52] <tower1212> guys is the pay good
#4249 [19:52] <tower1212> tyteen
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#4251 [19:52] <Emmy> Shut up before you make me laugh
#4252 [19:53] <tower1212> me
#4253 [19:53] <stupid3700> If your internet bill is counted as good pay, yes.
#4254 [19:53] <sugoi> tower1212: again, we're volunteers
#4255 [19:53] <Hetal> Lol
#4256 [19:53] <Emmy> Stop and yes you
#4257 [19:53] <tower1212> so i can clock out at 8:00
#4258 [19:53] <UnseenHeroz> Can anyone help me with an [Error MC-34749]
#4259 [19:53] <tower1212> yes
#4260 [19:53] <stupid3700> UnseenHeroz: Child loop?
#4261 [19:54] <stupid3700> ??> UnseenHeroz tools/hjt
#4262 [19:54] <VoxelHead> UnseenHeroz: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#4263 [19:54] <VoxelHead> UnseenHeroz: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#4264 [19:54] <tower1212> is it a minecraft crash
#4265 [19:54] <tower1212> ok then
#4266 [19:54] <UnseenHeroz> I removed all firewalls and alright give me a second
#4267 [19:55] <tower1212> so who has a gf
#4268 [19:55] <stupid3700> tower1212: Please no off topic chatter whilst help is being given.
#4269 [19:55] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, another rule violation and you will be kicked
#4270 [19:55] <tyteen4a03> ??> tower1212 rules
#4271 [19:55] <VoxelHead> tower1212: http://is.gd/zB1w9I
#4272 [19:55] <tower1212> ok sorry you know first day
#4273 [19:55] <Emmy> No I don't know how
#4274 [19:56] <Emmy> Hahahaha very funny
#4275 [19:56] <tyteen4a03> tower1212, you are supposed to know beforehand
#4276 [19:56] <tower1212> tyteen
#4277 [19:57] <tower1212> oh well i forget things
#4278 [19:57] <UnseenHeroz> It says my computer denied write access to hosts file
#4279 [19:57] <tower1212> tyteen
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#4281 [19:57] <stupid3700> UnseenHeroz: Ignore it.
#4282 [19:57] <Andrio> tower1212, can you not harass him?
#4283 [19:57] <Emmy> What?
#4284 [19:58] <tower1212> ok i have to tell him something
#4285 [19:58] <Emmy> Ok
#4286 [19:58] <tower1212> i have to clock out soon
#4287 [19:58] <stupid3700> ??> Emmy irc/multitasking/!
#4288 [19:58] <VoxelHead> Emmy: <-- this name here indicates who we're talking to. If you see someone else's name there, it means we're talking to someone else.
#4289 [19:58] <VoxelHead> Emmy: Don't respond to messages directed at other people. It is incredibly irritating; if you do it you will be reprimanded, then kicked.
#4290 [19:58] <Emmy> Why
#4291 [19:59] <UnseenHeroz> The text file is a bunch of things that do not look relevant to minecraft. Is that what it is mean to look like?
#4292 [19:59] <tower1212> i have to go to my office tomarow at 4:00
#4293 [19:59] <sugoi> UnseenHeroz: most of it will be unrelated
#4294 [19:59] <sugoi> UnseenHeroz: but we'll look for anything that is
#4295 [20:00] <UnseenHeroz> http://pastie.org/8971769
#4296 [20:00] <tower1212> i have to clock out bye i be on tomarow
#4297 [20:00] <tower1212> bye
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#4313 [20:17] <UnseenHeroz> I know it will probably take some more time than I gave it because of all the lines but anything out of the normal?
#4314 [20:18] <stupid3700> UnseenHeroz: Remove Spybot and McAfee
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#4319 [20:20] <nate> my minecraft world keeps crashing and all it says is java.lang.arrayindexoutofboundsexception
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#4321 [20:20] <UnseenHeroz> I`ll be back in a little bit. I am going to restart my computer
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#4323 [20:20] <stupid3700> ??> nate devconsole
#4324 [20:20] <nate> what does this mean and how do i fix it
#4325 [20:20] <VoxelHead> nate: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4326 [20:20] <VoxelHead> nate: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#4327 [20:21] <gordon> i wanna rock
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#4329 [20:22] <gordon> shit
#4330 [20:22] <gordon> fuck you
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#4332 [20:22] <stupid3700> :S
#4333 [20:22] <Ryan_> I had a crash
#4334 [20:23] <stupid3700> ??> Ryan_ devconsole
#4335 [20:23] <VoxelHead> Ryan_: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4336 [20:23] <VoxelHead> Ryan_: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
#4337 [20:23] <Ryan_> How can I copy the text?
#4338 [20:23] <stupid3700> Ryan_: Right click, copy all text.
#4339 [20:24] <nate> [13:58:18 INFO]: JFX has been detected & successfully loaded [13:58:18 INFO]: Refreshing local version list... [13:58:18 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.11 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [13:58:18 INFO]: Current time is Mar 26, 2014 1:58:18 PM [13:58:18 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 7' [13:58:18 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.1' [13:58:18 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'a
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#4341 [20:24] <stupid3700> ??> nate paste
#4342 [20:24] <VoxelHead> nate: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#4344 [20:25] <Ryan_> It says "Your paste cannot be larger than 64 kb. Sorry."
#4345 [20:26] <CubeTheThird> Ryan_, use https://gist.github.com
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#4347 [20:28] <Ryan_> Cannot figure out how to Paste in gist.github.com
#4348 [20:28] <stupid3700> Ryan_: ctrl+v
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#4351 [20:29] <Guest> Hey I am UnseenHeroz from before and I got it took work. I just wanted to say thanks!
#4352 [20:29] <Ryan_> First, you guys rock... here is the link: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/02acacb7846fefc7a404
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#4354 [20:30] <LoboDelta_777> necesito ayuda con esto, me crashea el Minecraft
#4355 [20:30] <JarBot> ??> LoboDelta_777 lang/es
#4356 [20:30] <LoboDelta_777> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ac4f7bb3a260b7dc1718
#4357 [20:30] <VoxelHead> LoboDelta_777: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
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#4359 [20:30] <stupid3700> ??> Ryan_ tools/hjt
#4360 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Ryan_: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#4361 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Ryan_: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#4362 [20:31] <LoboDelta_777> lo haré
#4363 [20:31] <CubeTheThird> LoboDelta_777, one moment
#4364 [20:32] <CubeTheThird> LoboDelta_777, download and install https://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=22165&lang=eng
#4365 [20:32] <LoboDelta_777> ok
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#4367 [20:35] <Ryan_> http://pastie.org/8971821
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#4369 [20:35] <stupid3700> Ryan_: Remove Avast
#4370 [20:36] <Ryan_> Why?
#4371 [20:36] <LoboDelta_777> i look for avast and i think that my computer dont have avast
#4372 [20:36] <CubeTheThird> LoboDelta_777, only messages with your name are for you
#4373 [20:37] <LoboDelta_777> oh sorry
#4374 [20:37] <LoboDelta_777> but thanks for the help
#4375 [20:37] <LoboDelta_777> bye, good night from mexico
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#4377 [20:37] <Ryan_> Is there another way around avast?
#4378 [20:38] <CubeTheThird> Ryan_, are you using avast free or paid?
#4379 [20:38] <Ryan_> Paid - my dad's pc
#4380 [20:39] <CubeTheThird> Ryan_, make sure avast isn't blocking java nor minecraft
#4381 [20:39] <Ryan_> Okay
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#4390 [20:44] <Ryan_> Thanks again
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#4398 [20:46] <Erad6> Hi there, I really need halp with an issue I'm having. My account has been compromised and migrated to another users mojang account. I would like to have the accounts email reverted to the original because I do not have verification.
#4399 [20:46] <Erad6> Help*
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#4402 [20:48] <Erad6> Is anyone able to help me with this issue?
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#4404 [20:48] <CubeTheThird> Erad6, what is the username?
#4405 [20:48] <Erad6> Erad6.
#4406 [20:48] <Erad6> Lol.
#4407 [20:49] <hopper> my daughter did not download something a few weeks ago and now it won't let you play at all,
#4408 [20:49] <CubeTheThird> Erad6, wait do you mean it was migrated to the wrong email, or the email was changed?
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#4411 [20:50] <CubeTheThird> hopper, umm sorry? Why can't you play?
#4412 [20:50] <hopper> mindcraft
#4413 [20:50] <Erad6> It was migrated to another users Mojang account, I'm not sure how it was comprimised.
#4414 [20:50] <Labelle> Hello, everytime i log on to my minecraft and go to play single player it goes to the world then about two mins it crashes and i dont know why i didnt have this issue before playing is there something going on?
#4415 [20:51] <Erad6> It may be an issue with your RAM
#4416 [20:51] <hopper> at lease you get to play
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#4420 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> Erad6, you will have to email Mojang to correct this
#4421 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> ??> Erad6 account/send-email
#4422 [20:53] <VoxelHead> Erad6: Send an email to Mojang with your Transaction ID and/or gift code, Mojang account email/Minecraft.net email, and any other relevant information, via here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#4423 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> Labelle, do you get a crash report?
#4424 [20:53] <Labelle> Keeps saying Stack overflow error
#4425 [20:53] <Labelle> i can get one lol hold on
#4426 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> Labelle, are you using any mods or texture packs
#4427 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> Labelle, put the report onto pastie.org
#4428 [20:54] <Erad6> Unfortunately I do not have the Transaction ID. I believe this might be a lost cause.
#4429 [20:54] <Labelle> i am using acouple texture packs
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#4431 [20:54] <mariaminecraft2014> hello
#4432 [20:54] <mariaminecraft2014> helpme please
#4433 [20:55] <mariaminecraft2014> I NEED HELP
#4434 [20:55] <CubeTheThird> mariaminecraft2014, if you tell us your issue we can actually help you
#4435 [20:56] <CubeTheThird> Erad6, when did you make the purchase?
#4436 [20:56] <mariaminecraft2014> HI, WE ALREADY CREATE THE ACCOUNT BUT WE HAVENT RECEIVED THE CONFIRMATION E MAIL
#4437 [20:56] <CubeTheThird> mariaminecraft2014, please stop with the caps
#4438 [20:57] <mariaminecraft2014> SO WE CANT DO THE NEXT STEP
#4439 [20:57] <mariaminecraft2014> STOP WITH HAT??
#4440 [20:57] <mariaminecraft2014> WHAT?
#4441 [20:57] <Andrio> stop shouting, please..
#4442 [20:57] <CubeTheThird> mariaminecraft2014, turn off caps lock please
#4443 [20:58] <mariaminecraft2014> sorry
#4444 [20:58] <CubeTheThird> mariaminecraft2014, what email provider?
#4445 [20:58] <mariaminecraft2014> mariaminecraft2014@hotmail.com
#4446 [20:59] <CubeTheThird> mariaminecraft2014, have you checked your junk folder?
#4447 [20:59] <Lord_Ralex> ??> mariaminecraft2014 account/email-missing
#4448 [20:59] <VoxelHead> mariaminecraft2014: If you are not getting emails from Mojang, please read this article for common reasons for that: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/542001-cannot-get-mojang-system-emails
#4449 [20:59] <VoxelHead> mariaminecraft2014: Some ISP email providers like AOL, Comcast, Gmx and General-purpose email providers like Hotmail have known issues with dropping Mojang emails. If you use one of those, use another provider like Gmail.
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#4451 [20:59] <CubeTheThird> ??> Erad6 scold/pm
#4452 [20:59] <VoxelHead> Erad6: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#4453 [21:00] <CubeTheThird> ??> Erad6 account/transaction-id/skrill
#4454 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Erad6: A Skrill transaction ID consists of 10 (9 if before Fall 2013) numbers. Example: 9876543210. This system was used for purchases from mid-2011 through November 2013
#4455 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Erad6: If you need to recover your transaction ID from this service, you will need to contact Skrill: https://help.skrill.com/pkb_sc_ContactUs
#4456 [21:00] <mariaminecraft2014> ok we wil try with gmail
#4457 [21:00] <mariaminecraft2014> thanks a lot
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#4473 [21:20] <zchdolby> i purchased minecraft but my account still not premium
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#4488 [22:05] <bevster> We just purchased minecraft pc. It is downloaded, but when I hit the play button, it acts as if it is starting but then goes right back to the same screen with the play button at the bottom. What do I do?
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#4491 [22:07] <CubeTheThird> ??> bevster devconsole
#4492 [22:07] <VoxelHead> bevster: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#4493 [22:07] <VoxelHead> bevster: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link that it takes you to.
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#4496 [22:11] <Kirril67> how do i set a point that I can teleport to from anywhere on the map?
#4497 [22:11] <CubeTheThird> Kirril67, ummm you can't
#4498 [22:11] <Kirril67> I've seen it done on servers that I've played in the past, but I can't figure out how to make it work on my server
#4499 [22:12] <CubeTheThird> Kirril67, oh you mean with command blocks?
#4500 [22:12] <Kirril67> yeah
#4501 [22:12] <CubeTheThird> Kirril67, you just find the coordinates of the location to which you want to teleport, then set up a command block with /tp and the coordinates
#4502 [22:13] <Kirril67> ok, how do i set up a command block?
#4503 [22:13] <Kirril67> i'm sorry, I'm new to this
#4504 [22:13] <CubeTheThird> Kirril67, oh wait, from anywhere?
#4505 [22:13] <Kirril67> yeah
#4506 [22:13] <CubeTheThird> Kirril67, are you in creative mode?
#4507 [22:13] <Kirril67> yes
#4508 [22:13] <CubeTheThird> using what version?
#4509 [22:13] <Kirril67> current
#4510 [22:14] <bevster> http://pastie.org/pastes/8971940
#4511 [22:14] <CubeTheThird> you can use the command /give username command_block
#4512 [22:14] <CubeTheThird> bevster, one sec
#4513 [22:14] <CubeTheThird> ??> bevster gpu/intel/ig4
#4514 [22:14] <VoxelHead> bevster: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#4515 [22:14] <VoxelHead> bevster: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the game. See ?? launcher/change-version
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#4520 [22:18] <ludwig> Please help me
#4521 [22:19] <ludwig> My minecraft bootstrap has an error
#4522 [22:19] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, put the complete error log onto pastie.org and give us a link to it
#4523 [22:19] <ludwig> okok
#4524 [22:19] <ludwig> http://pastie.org/8971952 here it is
#4525 [22:20] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, likely something like your firewall or antivirus is blocking it
#4526 [22:20] <ludwig> What should i do?
#4527 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Go to C:\Users\gemma\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\launcher.pack
#4528 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Delete the launcher.pack and launcher.pack.lzma, then try minecraft again
#4529 [22:21] <ludwig> ok sir
#4530 [22:21] <ludwig> Already deleted sir
#4531 [22:21] <ludwig> Im gonna try it now
#4532 [22:23] <ludwig> Still the same sir
#4533 [22:23] <needhelpNOW> my minecraft multiplayer suddenly stopped working. my friend is able to play the servers so i know they are not down. everytime i join a server it gives me an error message saying Failed log in; The authentication are currently down for maintenance. like i said this isnt the case considering i WAS playing and my friend still is playing. EVERY server i join it gives me this messge. I have rebooted my computer, reset my internet, and logged in and
#4534 [22:23] <bevster> Thank you so much. That worked.
#4535 [22:23] <ludwig> CubeTheThird what should i do?
#4536 [22:23] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, what is your antivirus?
#4537 [22:24] <ludwig> Norton sir
#4538 [22:24] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, check to make sure Norton isn't blocking java and minecraft
#4539 [22:24] <ludwig> i uninstalled it sir
#4540 [22:24] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, how long has this happened?
#4541 [22:24] <ludwig> By going to control pannel
#4542 [22:24] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, you... removed norton?
#4543 [22:25] <ludwig> I uninstalled it
#4544 [22:25] <ludwig> By going to control pannel
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#4547 [22:25] <ludwig> And clicking uninstall a program
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#4549 [22:25] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, well try after having uninstalled it then
#4550 [22:25] <needhelpNOW> well it happened 8pm eastern standard time US and its now 10:30. so 2 and half hours ago
#4551 [22:25] <needhelpNOW> i have been trying to fix it since
#4552 [22:26] <ludwig> Its still the same :C
#4553 [22:26] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, restart your computer
#4554 [22:26] <ludwig> I uninstalled it yesterday sir
#4555 [22:26] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, have you restarted your game launcher?
#4556 [22:26] <needhelpNOW> yes multiple times
#4557 [22:26] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, oh... so do you have another antivirus replacing norton?
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#4559 [22:26] <ludwig> I dont know
#4560 [22:27] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, is it only for specific server, or all?
#4561 [22:27] <needhelpNOW> its for all servers
#4562 [22:27] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, try connecting to mctest.ae97.net
#4563 [22:27] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, do you know how to access your firewall settings?
#4564 [22:28] <ludwig> How?
#4565 [22:28] <bevster> ludwig, http://www.avast.com/en-us/lp-ppc-win-01d?cha=ppc&sen=google&ste=avast&var=32719711096&omcid=EN-US_Search_Brand&gclid=CPSehJ_Vsb0CFaw-MgodBkAAyA
#4566 [22:28] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, control panel -> firewall
#4567 [22:28] <ludwig> Ohh allright
#4568 [22:28] <bevster> this is a free antivirus
#4569 [22:28] <bevster> Ludwig, you will need it
#4570 [22:28] <ludwig> Its now turned of
#4571 [22:29] <ludwig> Im going to try to launch my launcher now :D
#4572 [22:29] <needhelpNOW> the requested URL could not be retrieved
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#4574 [22:29] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, what? the game told you that?
#4575 [22:29] <ludwig> bevster, what is that?
#4576 [22:29] <needhelpNOW> no my browser. i couldnt go to the website.
#4577 [22:29] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, it's a link to Avast antivirus free
#4578 [22:30] <ludwig> Oh ok
#4579 [22:30] <ludwig> Later sir
#4580 [22:30] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, it's not a website, it a server address...
#4581 [22:30] <needhelpNOW> ooooooo sorry
#4582 [22:30] <needhelpNOW> couldnt join it either ):
#4583 [22:31] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, for the same reason?
#4584 [22:31] <needhelpNOW> yes sir
#4585 [22:31] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, what is your antivirus?
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#4587 [22:32] <ludwig> Sir im still having the same error
#4588 [22:32] <ludwig> Please help
#4589 [22:32] <needhelpNOW> i have microsoft security essentials
#4590 [22:32] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, in that case you may have some form of malware or virus. I recommend firstly for you to install avast free
#4591 [22:33] <ludwig> ok
#4592 [22:33] <needhelpNOW> its a good anti virus soft ware
#4593 [22:33] <CubeTheThird> whatever you say
#4594 [22:33] <needhelpNOW> well i guess...
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#4596 [22:33] <ludwig> I don't have virus, Because i reformat my computer yesterday
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#4598 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> ludwig - Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling java?
#4599 [22:33] <CubeTheThird> hmm true
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#4601 [22:34] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, well it's not your antivirus blocking authentication, that's for certain
#4602 [22:34] <ludwig> GreyVulpine, Yes
#4603 [22:34] <needhelpNOW> okay.. what do you think it may be sir?
#4604 [22:34] <ludwig> A guys last night tell me to download a software to completely uninstall norton
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#4606 [22:35] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, I'm leaning towards malware...
#4607 [22:35] <needhelpNOW> okay
#4608 [22:35] <CubeTheThird> ??> needhelpNOW tools/hjt
#4609 [22:35] <VoxelHead> needhelpNOW: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#4610 [22:35] <VoxelHead> needhelpNOW: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#4611 [22:36] <ludwig> Please help mee
#4612 [22:36] <ludwig> :C
#4613 [22:36] <needhelpNOW> tools/hjt?
#4614 [22:36] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, do what VoxelHead said after that
#4615 [22:36] <needhelpNOW> ok hold on
#4616 [22:37] <ludwig> No one is helping me :C
#4617 [22:37] <ludwig> Im still having the same error
#4618 [22:37] <needhelpNOW> so download that, then run the program, scan it save it and copy it.
#4619 [22:38] <needhelpNOW> right?
#4620 [22:38] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, up
#4621 [22:38] <CubeTheThird> *yup
#4622 [22:38] <needhelpNOW> ok
#4623 [22:38] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, I'm still thinking you have malware
#4624 [22:38] <CubeTheThird> ??> ludwig tools/hjt
#4625 [22:38] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#4626 [22:38] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#4627 [22:38] <ludwig> I have hijackthis
#4628 [22:39] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, wait. You were here before with the exact same issue, then you reformatted your computer?
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#4630 [22:39] <ludwig> Yes
#4631 [22:39] <ludwig> My computer is newly reformated
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#4633 [22:40] <ludwig> Sir here is the result of the HiJackThis http://pastie.org/8971985
#4634 [22:40] <xXSergioXx> Um guys help :c
#4635 [22:40] <JarBot> ??> xXSergioXx lang/pt
#4636 [22:40] <VoxelHead> xXSergioXx: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#4637 [22:40] <CubeTheThird> hahaha!
#4638 [22:40] <CubeTheThird> fail
#4639 [22:40] <CubeTheThird> xXSergioXx, with what?
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#4641 [22:40] <xXSergioXx> It says Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: cpw.mods.fml.common.ICraftingHandler
#4642 [22:40] <xXSergioXx> And
#4643 [22:40] <ludwig> Sir here is the result! http://pastie.org/8971985
#4644 [22:40] <CubeTheThird> ??> xXSergioXx mods
#4645 [22:40] <VoxelHead> xXSergioXx: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#4646 [22:40] <VoxelHead> xXSergioXx: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#4647 [22:40] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, one sec
#4648 [22:40] <ludwig> ok ^^
#4649 [22:41] <xXSergioXx> Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException
#4650 [22:41] <xXSergioXx> :c
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#4652 [22:41] <xXSergioXx> What does Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException mean? o-o
#4653 [22:41] <CubeTheThird> xXSergioXx, like VoxelHead said, we don't support mods here
#4654 [22:42] <xXSergioXx> :I Do you know any other website that helps with mods?
#4655 [22:42] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, interesting. I doubt it's malware now
#4656 [22:42] <ludwig> ok
#4657 [22:42] <ludwig> what should i do?
#4658 [22:42] <CubeTheThird> xXSergioXx, the minecraft forums? or wherever your mods come from?
#4659 [22:42] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, one sec
#4660 [22:42] <ludwig> ok
#4661 [22:42] <PolloGoneGamer> Hello I need Help trying to start playing minecraft. As soon as I log in and click play I get an error saying Graphics Drives Outdated
#4662 [22:42] <CubeTheThird> PolloGoneGamer, do you have a dxdiag report?
#4663 [22:43] <ludwig> xXSergioXx, Don't install mods
#4664 [22:43] * KJ4IPS|Gone is now known as KJ4IPS
#4665 [22:43] <PolloGoneGamer> this is my report: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/96cab2873d81c5cb62be
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#4668 [22:44] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, try putting https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/launcher/launcher.pack.lzma in your web browser
#4669 [22:44] <CubeTheThird> PolloGoneGamer, one moment
#4670 [22:44] <ludwig> What is that?
#4671 [22:44] <needhelpNOW> where do i paste the log report o the pastie website?\
#4672 [22:44] <ludwig> Ohh
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#4674 [22:44] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, sure
#4675 [22:45] <needhelpNOW> sure what?
#4676 [22:45] <ludwig> In my web browser? What do you mean?
#4677 [22:45] <needhelpNOW> i dont know where to paste it
#4678 [22:45] <robert> i need help
#4679 [22:45] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, yes sure pastie.org
#4680 [22:45] <CubeTheThird> robert, with what?
#4681 [22:45] <robert> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/1c2871aa715c64eac40b
#4682 [22:45] <CubeTheThird> PolloGoneGamer, try http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#4683 [22:45] <CubeTheThird> robert, on moment
#4684 [22:46] <PolloGoneGamer> Alright Thank You ill try it...
#4685 [22:47] <needhelpNOW> how are u going to be able to see this information when i do paste?
#4686 [22:47] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, you will need to give us the link to it
#4687 [22:47] <PolloGoneGamer> There is two downloads, should i try both or just the Catlyst one
#4688 [22:47] <needhelpNOW> ahhh
#4689 [22:47] <robert> this is the link https://gist.github.com/anonymous/1c2871aa715c64eac40b
#4690 [22:47] <CubeTheThird> robert, download and install http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2032
#4691 [22:47] <robert> ok
#4692 [22:47] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, like open it with firefox or something
#4693 [22:47] <CubeTheThird> PolloGoneGamer, the first one
#4694 [22:48] <ludwig> Wat?
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#4696 [22:48] <robert> how to download it?
#4697 [22:48] <needhelpNOW> http://pastie.org/private/zwslvfbfd5clm1juapw
#4698 [22:48] <needhelpNOW> there is the link
#4699 [22:48] <ludwig> How can i open that?
#4700 [22:48] <robert> for me?
#4701 [22:48] <needhelpNOW> no
#4702 [22:48] <robert> aw
#4703 [22:49] <robert> sorry
#4704 [22:49] <needhelpNOW> for them
#4705 [22:49] <ludwig> Do you mean download it with a browser?
#4706 [22:49] <needhelpNOW> cube the third open that link
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#4708 [22:49] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, yes
#4709 [22:50] <ludwig> pl
#4710 [22:50] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, I notice you have lots of mcafee stuff
#4711 [22:50] <ludwig> ok
#4712 [22:50] <needhelpNOW> yes...?
#4713 [22:50] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, I thought you said you had microsoft security essentials
#4714 [22:51] <ludwig> CubeTheThird, When i download it, It always say Unknown Time remaining and its not downloading?
#4715 [22:51] <needhelpNOW> i used to have mcafee but the version was expired so i got microsoft.. mcafee keeps notifying me i need their soft ware blah blah blah i have micro soft instead
#4716 [22:51] <CubeTheThird> ??> needhelpNOW av/mcafee
#4717 [22:51] <robert> cubethethird after i download and install
#4718 [22:52] <CubeTheThird> ??> needhelpNOW win/av/mcafee
#4719 [22:52] <CubeTheThird> robert, try playing
#4720 [22:52] <robert> ok
#4721 [22:52] <needhelpNOW> in the start menu?
#4722 [22:52] <CubeTheThird> ??> needhelpNOW av/mcafee/uninst
#4723 [22:52] <CubeTheThird> ??> needhelpNOW av/mcafee/uninstall
#4724 [22:52] <VoxelHead> needhelpNOW: To completely uninstall McAfee products, use this tool: http://download.mcafee.com/products/licensed/cust_support_patches/MCPR.exe
#4725 [22:54] <robert> do you know minecraft pe
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#4727 [22:54] <xXSergioXx> Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException
#4728 [22:54] <xXSergioXx> Healp :c
#4729 [22:54] <ludwig> CubeTheThird, My connection is VERYYY VERYYY SLOOOOOOW, Its says 1 minute and 14 seconds, But its not downloading :C
#4730 [22:54] <CubeTheThird> xXSergioXx, still can't help with mods
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#4732 [22:54] <ludwig> I really hate my connection
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#4734 [22:54] <xXSergioXx> ;(
#4735 [22:55] <xXSergioXx> Know any other help with mods? Website.
#4736 [22:55] <needhelpNOW> wait u want me to uninstall all of the mcafee?
#4737 [22:55] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, remove this program: "SpeedUpMyComputer"
#4738 [22:55] <CubeTheThird> needhelpNOW, well ya. It's crap and you aren't using it anyways
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#4740 [22:56] <ludwig> Ok
#4741 [22:56] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, and you also have this program "Util Surftastic"
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#4745 [22:56] <xXSergioXx> Hey guys know anything bout this cpw.mods.fml.common.LoaderException: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: pixelmon.Pixelmon?
#4746 [22:57] <Lord_Ralex> xXSergioXx, <CubeTheThird> xXSergioXx, still can't help with mods
#4747 [22:57] <xXSergioXx> >.<
#4748 [22:57] <tn> how do you fix your graphic
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#4750 [22:57] <CubeTheThird> ??> tn win/dxdiag
#4751 [22:57] <VoxelHead> tn: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#4753 [22:58] <tn> do you guys play minecraft
#4754 [22:58] <Lord_Ralex> no
#4755 [22:58] <tn> lol
#4756 [22:58] <CubeTheThird> what is 'minecraft" ?
#4757 [22:58] <CubeTheThird> lol
#4758 [22:59] <Lord_Ralex> i am serious, i don't play it
#4759 [22:59] <tn> its a game
#4760 [22:59] <tn> i know man
#4761 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Haven't played minecraft in a few years.
#4762 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Honestly don't miss it.
#4763 [22:59] <tn> what games you gus play
#4764 [22:59] <robert> when 0.9.0 release in minecraft pocket edition?
#4765 [22:59] <ludwig> CubeTheThird, Download finished
#4766 [23:00] <CubeTheThird> robert, when it's ready
#4767 [23:00] <tn> so old man
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#4769 [23:00] <Weatt> hello
#4770 [23:00] <tn> hi
#4771 [23:00] <PolloGoneGamer> Alright CubeTheThird it worked thank you so much..
#4772 [23:00] <robert> hi :)
#4773 [23:00] <CubeTheThird> ludwig, wow that took a long time. You aren't on dialup are you?
#4774 [23:00] * KJ4IPS|Gone is now known as KJ4IPS
#4775 [23:00] <CubeTheThird> PolloGoneGamer, glad it worked!
#4776 [23:00] <Weatt> ummm i have the same problem as yesterday
#4777 [23:00] <tn> like wat
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#4779 [23:01] <ludwig> CubeTheThird, As i said My internet connection is VERRYYY VERYYY SLOOOW
#4780 [23:01] <tn> sucks for you bro
#4781 [23:01] <needhelpNOW> the program is taking forever to unistall....
#4782 [23:01] <tn> lol
#4783 [23:01] <Weatt> "Failed to login: the authentication are currently down for maintenance."
#4784 [23:01] <robert> this minecraft is working on windows 7(alienware)?
#4785 [23:01] <tn> :D
#4786 [23:01] <Lord_Ralex> robert, there is no such thing as Windows 7 Alienware
#4787 [23:01] <needhelpNOW> HEY WEAATT i got that message too!!
#4788 [23:01] <Weatt> can a mod help me?
#4789 [23:01] <robert> ?
#4790 [23:01] <tn> nope
#4791 [23:01] <Weatt> you too?
#4792 [23:02] <CubeTheThird> brb
#4793 [23:02] <needhelpNOW> yes...
#4794 [23:02] * Zachary_DuBois is now known as Zachary_DuBois|A
#4795 [23:02] <Weatt> phroa: can you help me?
#4796 [23:02] <tn> with wat
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#4798 [23:02] <Weatt> the error "Failed to login: the authentication are currently down for maintenance."
#4799 [23:02] <needhelpNOW> im getting help here.. i was playing minecraft.. then that came up and i cant play it no more
#4800 [23:02] <tn> oh
#4801 [23:02] <needhelpNOW> weatt these people shall help you
#4802 [23:02] <tn> crash probaly
#4803 [23:02] <Weatt> this happened yesterday but it fixed itself. now it is back
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#4806 [23:03] <Weatt> no, people are logging into the servers
#4807 [23:03] <thiago> meu minecraft não entra
#4808 [23:03] <JarBot> ??> thiago lang/pt
#4809 [23:03] <VoxelHead> thiago: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#4810 [23:03] <ludwig> CubeTheThird, The uninstalling of SpeedUpMyComputer is geting so long to uninstall
#4811 [23:03] <Weatt> VoxelHead: can you help me again?
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#4814 [23:04] <thiago> meu minecraft não entra
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#4817 [23:05] <needhelpNOW> cube the third.... the program uninstall ment bar hasnt moved
#4818 [23:05] <needhelpNOW> wait nvm
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#4820 [23:05] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> I't keeps saying auth servers are down when trying to join servers but my friend joins them fine
#4821 [23:05] <needhelpNOW> it says in order to finish i need to restart the computer
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#4823 [23:05] <Weatt> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP: me too
#4824 [23:06] <Weatt> it fixed itself last time, yesterday and it is back now
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#4827 [23:06] <needhelpNOW> today is first day for me
#4828 [23:06] <Weatt> are the mods afk?
#4829 [23:06] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> Guess so
#4830 [23:07] <Weatt> one second
#4831 [23:08] <Extreme> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP: tried logging out of the launcher and back in?
#4832 [23:08] <Weatt> ok so you two have it too now?
#4833 [23:08] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> Yes
#4834 [23:08] <Weatt> it doesnt fix it
#4835 [23:08] <needhelpNOW> do u have a wheat crop in minecraft weatt ? lol
#4836 [23:08] <Extreme> ??> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP launcher/open
#4837 [23:08] <VoxelHead> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP: To make sure the launcher stays open: click Edit Profile, then check Launcher Visibility, select Keep Launcher Open and finally hit Save Profile.
#4838 [23:08] <Weatt> lol that's actually my nickname on ts
#4839 [23:08] <Extreme> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP: Then, try to join a server.
#4840 [23:08] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> ok
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#4842 [23:11] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> What do i do now i have my launcher open and i have minecraft running
#4843 [23:11] <ludwig> CubeTheThird?
#4844 [23:12] <needhelpNOW> he said he would be back
#4845 [23:12] <ludwig> Ok
#4846 [23:12] <needhelpNOW> ):
#4847 [23:12] <needhelpNOW> WE NEED HELP NOW
#4848 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> needhelpNOW - Cut the caps, you'll get help when somebody is available to help you
#4849 [23:13] <Weatt> hey GreyVulpine
#4850 [23:13] <minman> i have 1.7.5 and my default textue is not working help plz
#4851 [23:13] <Weatt> it's the same thing I had the other day
#4852 [23:13] <needhelpNOW> hmm try 1.7.2 guys
#4853 [23:13] <Weatt> the "Failed to login: the authentication are currently down for maintenance."
#4854 [23:13] <needhelpNOW> im trying it now
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#4856 [23:14] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> anyone there
#4857 [23:14] <minman> does someone no how to fix the default texture because mines not there
#4858 [23:15] <needhelpNOW> 1.7.2 has same issue
#4859 [23:15] <Extreme> ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP: Then, try to join a server.
#4860 [23:15] <minman> im on 1.7.5
#4861 [23:15] <Kagome_Cassule> I have the game downloaded and everything and when I go to click play it loads a green bar across the bottum of the window but doesn't open the game when it's done
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#4863 [23:15] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> Mines working now :)
#4864 [23:15] <needhelpNOW> i am too but i down graded to see if that would work... thinking that maybe it was a 1.7.5 issue but its all
#4865 [23:16] <ludwig> Is there other people can help me?
#4866 [23:17] <Extreme> needhelpNOW: What was your problem?
#4867 [23:17] <Extreme> ludwig: hello.
#4868 [23:17] <ludwig> Hello Extreme
#4869 [23:18] <ludwig> My problem is Fatal error On bootstrap
#4870 [23:18] <Weatt> mine is still not
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#4872 [23:18] <needhelpNOW> "Failed to login: the authentication are currently down for maintenance." this is the probelm
#4873 [23:18] <Weatt> i am the same problem as needhelpNOW
#4874 [23:18] <Extreme> ??> ludwig pastie
#4875 [23:18] <ludwig> Ok
#4876 [23:18] <Extreme> ??> ludwig paste
#4877 [23:18] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Pastie.org is a service run at http://pastie.org/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, click 'Create Paste' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#4878 [23:19] <Extreme> ludwig: Put the error log on pastie and link it back to us
#4879 [23:19] <ludwig> Extreme, http://pastie.org/8972025 here
#4880 [23:19] <needhelpNOW> extreme, how can u help me and weatt?
#4881 [23:20] <Extreme> ??> ludwig win/reinst/rename
#4882 [23:20] <VoxelHead> ludwig: You may need to try running Minecraft with a blank slate.
#4883 [23:20] <VoxelHead> ludwig: To do this, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, find the directory called .minecraft and right-click it to rename. Rename it to oldminecraft
#4884 [23:20] <needhelpNOW> cube the third left in the middle of helping me
#4885 [23:20] <ludwig> Done renaming :D
#4886 [23:20] <Extreme> needhelpNOW: what happens when you go to https://sessionserver.mojang.com/?
#4887 [23:21] <ludwig> Extreme, What should a do now?? :D
#4888 [23:21] <Weatt> ummm
#4889 [23:21] <Extreme> ludwig: Read what VoxelHead told you?
#4890 [23:21] <Extreme> Weatt: Same for you.
#4891 [23:21] <ludwig> Finished doing that extreme
#4892 [23:21] <Weatt> when i go to that site is says it cannot load the page
#4893 [23:21] <Extreme> ludwig: Try Minecraft?
#4894 [23:21] <ludwig> Extreme, Ok
#4895 [23:21] <Weatt> IE cannot display the page
#4896 [23:22] <Extreme> ??> Weatt win/hosts
#4897 [23:22] <VoxelHead> Weatt: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4898 [23:22] <VoxelHead> Weatt: Press Win+R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Gist, and give us the resulting URL.
#4899 [23:22] <Luke> "Channel ban removed for *herobrine*!*@* (-b) by •VoxelHead
#4900 [23:22] <Luke> o-o
#4901 [23:23] <ludwig> Extreme, http://pastie.org/8972035 Its still the same :(
#4902 [23:23] <Death> Luke: if someone joins under that name they get kicked and banned
#4903 [23:23] <Death> for like two hours
#4904 [23:24] <Luke> Death that's one of my nicks ._.
#4905 [23:24] <Luke> It has nick protection too, if someone uses it for more then 30 seconds they get renamed anyway
#4906 [23:25] <Death> It might be for non-identified users
#4907 [23:25] <ludwig> Extreme, ???
#4908 [23:25] <Weatt> VoxelHead: http://pastie.org/8972036
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#4910 [23:25] <Extreme> ludwig: I see that, one moment
#4911 [23:25] <Extreme> ??> ludwig tools/hjt
#4912 [23:25] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#4913 [23:25] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#4914 [23:25] <ludwig> I have HijackThis
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#4916 [23:25] * VoxelHead kicked Herobrine from #minecrafthelp (Reason: erobrine :Banned: No. Get a better name.)
#4917 [23:25] <Extreme> ludwig: have you removed McAfee?
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#4920 [23:26] <Death> Lol
#4921 [23:26] <Luke> -______________-
#4922 [23:26] <ludwig> Extreme, I uninstalled it by going to control pannel,.
#4923 [23:26] <Death> XD
#4924 [23:26] <Extreme> ludwig: Can you give us another log?
#4925 [23:26] <ludwig> What log?
#4926 [23:26] <ludwig> From HiJackThis?
#4927 [23:26] <Extreme> ludwig: Yes.
#4928 [23:27] <ludwig> When i doubleclick Hijackthis, And click scan, No text from notepad is appearing
#4929 [23:28] <Extreme> Weatt: open a Command prompt.
#4930 [23:28] <Extreme> ludwig: click "Save log".
#4931 [23:28] <Extreme> ludwig: click "Save log".
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#4934 [23:28] <ludwig> Extreme, http://pastie.org/8972040 <-- Here
#4935 [23:28] <Weatt> ok
#4936 [23:30] <ludwig> Extreme, You stil there??
#4937 [23:30] <Extreme> Weatt: Run the command: tracert sessionserver.mojang.com > log.txt & log.txt
#4938 [23:31] <Extreme> ??> ludwig patience
#4939 [23:31] <ludwig> okk
#4940 [23:31] <Weatt> so copy and paste that into the command prompt?
#4941 [23:31] <Extreme> ??> ludwig win/profile
#4942 [23:31] <VoxelHead> ludwig: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4943 [23:31] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4944 [23:31] <Extreme> Weatt: Yes, you can do that.
#4945 [23:32] * ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP [ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#4946 [23:32] <ludwig> Is there another way? I can't make another user profile, My mother might scold me..
#4947 [23:33] <Weatt> ok, i did that but what do i do?
#4948 [23:33] <ludwig> Extreme,?? Is there another way?
#4949 [23:33] <Extreme> ludwig: Eh, what happens when you go here: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/ ?
#4950 [23:34] <ludwig> It shows error
#4951 [23:34] <Extreme> Weatt: Wait until a notepad window opens, copy everything and put it to pastie
#4952 [23:34] <Extreme> ludwig: What error?
#4953 [23:34] <needhelpNOW> i have gotten no where
#4954 [23:34] <ludwig> Extreme, here http://pastie.org/8972044
#4955 [23:34] <needhelpNOW> i havent been helped at all
#4956 [23:34] <Weatt> wait, i opened command prompt put tracert sessionserver.mojang.com > log.txt & log.txt into it then i wait for notepad to open?
#4957 [23:35] <Extreme> needhelpNOW: I don't know, maybe you should answer my question.
#4958 [23:35] <Extreme> Weatt: Yes.
#4959 [23:36] <Weatt> so do i close command prompt?
#4960 [23:36] <ludwig> Extreme?
#4961 [23:36] <Extreme> ??> ludwig scold/patience
#4962 [23:36] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4963 [23:36] <VoxelHead> ludwig: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received.
#4964 [23:37] <ludwig> ok
#4965 [23:37] <Extreme> Weatt: did a notepad window open?
#4966 [23:37] <Weatt> no
#4967 [23:37] <needhelpNOW> extreme what was ur question
#4968 [23:37] <Weatt> do i close it though?
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#4971 [23:38] <Extreme> needhelpNOW: What happens when you go to https://sessionserver.mojang.com/?
#4972 [23:38] <Extreme> ??> ludwig win/profile
#4973 [23:38] <VoxelHead> ludwig: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4974 [23:38] <VoxelHead> ludwig: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4975 [23:39] <ludwig> Is that the only war mr, Extreme?
#4976 [23:39] <Extreme> ludwig: It would be easier that way.
#4977 [23:39] <ludwig> ok
#4978 [23:39] <ludwig> But how to make a computer profile?
#4979 [23:40] <needhelpNOW> its not connectng to the website
#4980 [23:40] <ethan> i have a new version of windows 8 professional. could that be the problem?
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#4982 [23:40] <Extreme> needhelpNOW: What happens?
#4983 [23:41] <needhelpNOW> sitting there loading but doesnt load the page
#4984 [23:41] <Extreme> Weatt: try using the command: log.txt
#4985 [23:41] <ethan> it says I need a different pixel format?
#4986 [23:41] <Extreme> ??> ethan win/dxdiag
#4987 [23:41] <VoxelHead> ethan: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#4989 [23:41] <Extreme> ??> needhelpNOW win/hosts
#4990 [23:42] <VoxelHead> needhelpNOW: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4991 [23:42] <VoxelHead> needhelpNOW: Press Win+R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Gist, and give us the resulting URL.
#4992 [23:42] <ethan> i did that site and copied out all the stuff
#4993 [23:42] <ethan> ok theURL is: http://hopper.minecraft.net/media/cms_page_media/52/gist_link_1.png
#4994 [23:43] <Extreme> That is an image..
#4995 [23:43] * Smanly is now known as Smanly|Away
#4996 [23:43] <Extreme> ethan: You copied the wrong thing.
#4997 [23:44] <ethan> hmmm. I'll try to copy again. does this work: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ab315f99b28b32f8dc7e
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#5000 [23:46] <needhelpNOW> whats gist?
#5001 [23:47] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> Of course
#5002 [23:47] <needhelpNOW> what is Gist?
#5003 [23:47] <Weatt> Extreme: what do i do with the command prompt? close it or leave it open for notepad to open
#5004 [23:48] <ethan> not sure?
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#5006 [23:48] <Kagome_Cassule> I probably have a problem that anyone in here knows how to fix, if anyone can help tell me why my game isn't pulling up, it would be awesome
#5007 [23:48] <ethan> could you see all the stuff?
#5008 [23:49] <needhelpNOW> extreme
#5009 [23:50] <ethan> still there?
#5010 [23:51] <needhelpNOW> weatt private chat
#5011 [23:52] <needhelpNOW> does anyone else feel like they have gotten help?
#5012 [23:52] <needhelpNOW> because im still where i started and i been here for 1 hour 1/2
#5013 [23:53] <Weatt> -_-
#5014 [23:53] <Weatt> an hour
#5015 [23:54] <needhelpNOW> yep exactly.. poor service
#5016 [23:55] <needhelpNOW> private chat again
#5017 [23:55] <Weatt> no, it's good help just sorta slow at times
#5018 [23:55] <needhelpNOW> very slow... and the people helping leave us here waiting.. like we got all the time in the world
#5019 [23:56] <ethan> did I put the right URL to get help wtih pixel format?
#5020 [23:56] <needhelpNOW> idk.. we dont know... because the guys helping us left
#5021 [23:57] <ethan> I am new to this whole thing. how does it work? support is not always there?
#5022 [23:57] <needhelpNOW> apparently not...
#5023 [23:57] <ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP> Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bitches.Fuck all of you bi
#5024 [23:57] * AuBot kicked ISERIOUSLYNEEDHELP from #minecrafthelp (Reason: SERIOUSLYNEEDHELP :Please keep it civil.)
#5025 [23:58] <needhelpNOW> i think they have random support members who pop in when they want to help and leave whenever they want even if they are in the middle of helping someone
#5026 [23:59] <ethan> hmmmm ... I guess I am not paying, so cant be too upset
#5027 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Everybody who helps here, does so on their own free time. We don't get paid for this, so real life does come before this.
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#5029 [23:59] <ILIKESTEVESKINS> Hello
#5030 [23:59] <ethan> fair enough
#5031 [23:59] <Kagome_Cassule> You can't really complain, like he said earlier though some of them are doing this while their on break from work or school and could get called back