#1 [00:00] <Mike_> I do not know what you are asking for
#2 [00:00] <CubeTheThird> Mike_, what do you enter when you click 'add server' ?
#3 [00:01] <Mike_> whhen I go to add server all I get is the server name
#4 [00:01] <Mike_> no server address there
#5 [00:01] <Mike_> no server address there
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#7 [00:02] <CubeTheThird> Mike_, if you are going to play multiplayer, you will need a server address
#8 [00:02] <Mike_> where do I get one from?
#9 [00:03] <CubeTheThird> Mike_, there are hundreds of servers. I suggest you check google, as there are large lists of them
#10 [00:03] <Mike_> thanks
#11 [00:03] <Katrina> thanks!!! :)
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#19 [00:20] <Maac> Test.
#20 [00:20] <Maac> Minecraft wont launch D;
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#23 [00:21] <CubeTheThird> Maac, do you get a crash report?
#24 [00:21] <Maac> Wait I'm pasting it.
#25 [00:21] <Maac> My devconsole
#26 [00:21] <CubeTheThird> Maac, not here
#27 [00:21] <CubeTheThird> Maac, paste it onto pastie.org and give a link to it here
#28 [00:21] <Maac> Yep wait.
#29 [00:22] <Maac> Der - https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9907654
#30 [00:22] <CubeTheThird> that works too
#31 [00:23] <CubeTheThird> Maac, looks like you aren't able to download some of the needed files. What antivirus are you using?
#32 [00:23] <Maac> None, I went here yesterday and the people told me to uninstall stuffs
#33 [00:23] <Maac> Yesterday was diff. issue. there's read time out
#34 [00:23] <CubeTheThird> ah ok...
#35 [00:24] <CubeTheThird> well that's an improvement I suppose
#36 [00:24] <Maac> Oh today has some read time out too
#37 [00:24] <Maac> :D
#38 [00:24] <Maac> How do I fix it
#39 [00:24] <CubeTheThird> Maac, ok lets try this. See if you can download this file: https://libraries.minecraft.net/com/google/guava/guava/15.0/guava-15.0.jar
#40 [00:24] <Maac> Yeo]
#41 [00:25] <Maac> Yep I cna
#42 [00:25] <Maac> can*
#43 [00:25] <CubeTheThird> hmm interesting
#44 [00:25] <CubeTheThird> ??> Maac tools/hjt
#45 [00:25] <VoxelHead> Maac: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#46 [00:25] <VoxelHead> Maac: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
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#48 [00:26] <Maac> Oh and yesterday the helpers told me to to that and they told me to uninstall IOBIT softwares but didn't work so I installed it again
#49 [00:26] <CubeTheThird> uhh... ok then... can you make a new HJT report though?
#50 [00:27] <Maac> Before I do that , they told me that the read time out is about my Internet :/ wait lemme paste it now
#51 [00:28] <Maac> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9907717
#52 [00:28] <Maac> Der.
#53 [00:29] <CubeTheThird> Maac, now after you had removed the IOBIT stuff, had you restarted your computer?
#54 [00:31] <Katrina> hi, im here again with a different issue this time. whenever i join into a multiplayer server, it says "Failed to login: Invalid session(Try restarting your game)
#55 [00:31] <Maac> Yep yesterday.
#56 [00:32] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, restart your game launcher
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#58 [00:32] <Katrina> i did
#59 [00:32] <Katrina> same thing happend
#60 [00:32] <Katrina> every time
#61 [00:33] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, did you logout of the launcher, restart it and log back in?
#62 [00:34] <CubeTheThird> Maac, hmm you might wana try a clean install then...
#63 [00:34] <CubeTheThird> ??> Maac win/reinst
#64 [00:34] <VoxelHead> Maac: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#65 [00:34] <VoxelHead> Maac: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#66 [00:35] <Katrina> the same thing happend
#67 [00:35] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, for any multiplayer server, or a specific one only?
#68 [00:36] <Katrina> any server
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#70 [00:36] <Maac> Um Cube, you sure I need to remove all?
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#72 [00:36] <Maac> and Cube the guava-15.0.jar you told me to download it says Failed- Network error.
#73 [00:36] <Maac> See my internet sucks
#74 [00:37] <Maac> Lol
#75 [00:39] <CubeTheThird> Maac, uhh... ok then...
#76 [00:39] <Maac> Should I do what voxel said
#77 [00:39] <Katrina> none of the multiplayer servers work
#78 [00:39] <CubeTheThird> Maac, well if you weren't able to download that one file manually... probably don't need to
#79 [00:40] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, ok... hmm
#80 [00:40] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, you have what antivirus?
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#82 [00:40] <Katrina> avast!
#83 [00:40] <Maac> Cube, If I did it manually what will I do next
#84 [00:42] <Katrina> and windows manual firewall
#85 [00:42] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, free or paid?
#86 [00:42] <CubeTheThird> Maac, try again?
#87 [00:42] <Katrina> free
#88 [00:43] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, hmm so probably not that. Can you try connecting to mctest.ae97.net ?
#89 [00:43] <Katrina> ok
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#91 [00:44] <Tiddles> Anybody know the situation with Minecraft PsVita edition? It was to be released in March, 2014 but its April Now
#92 [00:44] <Maac> Try clicking play again?
#93 [00:44] <Katrina> the same thing happend
#94 [00:45] <CubeTheThird> Tiddles, never heard anything about it
#95 [00:45] <CubeTheThird> Maac, ya
#96 [00:45] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, what is your minecraft username?
#97 [00:46] <Katrina> HeyItsKat
#98 [00:46] <Tiddles> About the PsVita Edition or the question imparticular
#99 [00:46] <CubeTheThird> Tiddles, that edition
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#101 [00:47] <Tiddles> Yes CubeTheThird they have been talking about it since Decmeber of last year
#102 [00:47] <Katrina> and im also using mineshafter because i cant afford to pay for the premium account. dont know if it changes anything
#103 [00:47] <CubeTheThird> Tiddles, ok, well this really isn't the place to find out...
#104 [00:48] <Tiddles> Okay thanks for the help CubeTheThird
#105 [00:48] <CubeTheThird> Katrina, we don't support pirated clients. Go purchase the game
#106 [00:48] <Katrina> if i can...
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#108 [00:49] <Tiddles> Katrina: Alot of my school friends use the pirated editions(God knows why) and I can tell you, your gonna have to find stuff out on your own because they change so much when the steal it
#109 [00:49] <Katrina> thanks anyways
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#111 [00:50] <Maac> Some of the devconsole said connection reset something
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#115 [00:51] <Kat> Ok I'm trying to set this account up for my sister and it will not send me the verification email to her email address and she really wants to play
#116 [00:51] <CubeTheThird> Maac, are you on a reliable network?
#117 [00:52] <Kat> Yes
#118 [00:52] <CubeTheThird> Kat, using what email provider?
#119 [00:52] <CubeTheThird> Kat, only messages with your name are for you
#120 [00:52] <Kat> Gmail
#121 [00:52] <Maac> What ya mean reliable
#122 [00:52] <CubeTheThird> Maac, as in functions properly?
#123 [00:52] <Maac> Before
#124 [00:52] <CubeTheThird> Kat, how long have you waited for the email?
#125 [00:52] <Kat> About three hours
#126 [00:53] <CubeTheThird> Kat, are you certain the address was correctly entered?
#127 [00:53] <Maac> Before I get this issue (read time out, cant open mc) when I join servers,I usually disconnect after 1-2 minutes it says Internal Exception io netty handler thingy.
#128 [00:53] <Maac> and when downloading stuffs from Google Chrome it says filed - network error
#129 [00:53] <Kat> then when I try to resend the email it says error verification email has done been senf
#130 [00:53] <Maac> :/
#131 [00:53] <Kat> yes
#132 [00:53] <CubeTheThird> Maac, ya... that sounds like network issues...
#133 [00:53] <Kat> I'm sure
#134 [00:54] <Maac> Anyways, thanks for helping
#135 [00:54] <Maac> Need to contact my internet
#136 [00:55] <CubeTheThird> Kat, is this for the verification of the email with your Mojang account?
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#138 [00:55] <Kat> Yes
#139 [00:56] <CubeTheThird> Kat, and I assume you checked the spam/junk folder?
#140 [00:56] <Kat> Yes
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#142 [00:57] <CubeTheThird> Kat, umm perhaps try with a different email address?
#143 [00:57] <Kat> I've done that still nothing
#144 [00:58] <CubeTheThird> Kat, hmm well that's strange...
#145 [00:58] <LILTEXEX> Hi im trouble connting to the minecraft servers, and i don't know why. i made sure it wasn't blocked.
#146 [00:58] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, what kind of trouble?
#147 [00:59] <LILTEXEX> I will try to sign in and it will say it can not connect to servers
#148 [00:59] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, what antivirus are you using?
#149 [00:59] <LILTEXEX> Norton
#150 [01:00] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, and you made sure norton is not blocking neither Java nor Minecraft?
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#153 [01:00] <LILTEXEX> I forgot about that. let me check.
#154 [01:00] <milajo> alguien me puede ayudar con un erro que me aparece porfavor
#155 [01:00] <JarBot> ??> milajo lang/es
#156 [01:00] <VoxelHead> milajo: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
#157 [01:02] <CubeTheThird> brb
#158 [01:04] <milajo> AYUDAAAA
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#160 [01:08] <nightly> hello. I am having great difficulty updating my client from version 1.6.1 i was wondering if anyone would be able to help? I keep downloading the .exe from the main site, but its not updating like it says it will
#161 [01:08] <nightly> hello. I am having great difficulty updating my client from version 1.6.1 i was wondering if anyone would be able to help? I keep downloading the .exe from the main site, but its not updating like it says it will
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#163 [01:11] <CubeTheThird> nightly, what happens when you open the .exe?
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#167 [01:16] <nightly> it just brings me to 1.6.1
#168 [01:16] <nightly> everytime. no update or anything
#169 [01:16] <nightly> when I download the new one, it does the same thing.
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#172 [01:17] <CubeTheThird> ??> nightly launcher/change-version
#173 [01:17] <VoxelHead> nightly: To change your game to a different version, start the launcher. Select Edit Profile. In the "Use Version" dropdown menu, select the game version you want. Then click Save Profile.
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#175 [01:17] <prOkrEAt> is there anyone who can help me with a server issue?
#176 [01:17] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, what kind of issue?
#177 [01:18] <prOkrEAt> lost items in chests
#178 [01:18] <prOkrEAt> and broken villagers etc...
#179 [01:18] <mib_5e39qs> i need help setting up a server
#180 [01:18] <mib_5e39qs> my friends try to join but cant
#181 [01:18] <nightly> it doesn't let me go past 1.6.1 when I try that
#182 [01:18] <nightly> like it literally seems to think that 1.6.1 is the latest version
#183 [01:19] <mib_5e39qs> lol what are you trying to do
#184 [01:19] <nightly> wait...
#185 [01:19] <prOkrEAt> i was runnign mcmyadmin and accidentally hit update server which was set to snapshots. i stopped it, switched it back but chests are empty.
#186 [01:19] <nightly> hold on, i tried one of the other exe's. it might be working now
#187 [01:19] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, ya can't do anything about that...
#188 [01:19] <nightly> it is
#189 [01:19] <prOkrEAt> and my villagers have no trade items in their GUI
#190 [01:19] <nightly> thank you for your help :)
#191 [01:20] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, did you set up proper port forwarding?
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#193 [01:21] <prOkrEAt> nothing at all?
#194 [01:21] <prOkrEAt> i restored inventory and enderchests
#195 [01:21] <prOkrEAt> player inventory
#196 [01:21] <mib_5e39qs> CubeTheThird i followed a video on youtube but im not sure
#197 [01:21] <mib_5e39qs> it said to use utorrent
#198 [01:21] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, that's not port forwarding
#199 [01:22] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, the data format for items changes for 1.8, and is not recognized in 1.7
#200 [01:22] <mib_5e39qs> thats what i thought but i was just following the guid
#201 [01:22] <mib_5e39qs> can you let me know what i should follow or how to do it
#202 [01:22] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, what is the brand and model of your router?
#203 [01:22] <prOkrEAt> items appear in SOME chests, overworld none.
#204 [01:23] <prOkrEAt> the end chests seem to have retained items
#205 [01:23] <mib_5e39qs> 192.168.2.3
#206 [01:23] <prOkrEAt> so is my world file corrupt?
#207 [01:23] <mib_5e39qs> ohs hti
#208 [01:23] <mib_5e39qs> oh shit
#209 [01:23] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, that's not a valid public IP address; that's your local address
#210 [01:23] <mib_5e39qs> i typed that into chat
#211 [01:23] <mib_5e39qs> i didnt mean to
#212 [01:24] <prOkrEAt> mib, go to whats my ip to get your IP
#213 [01:24] <mib_5e39qs> ik it is
#214 [01:24] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, not corrupted exactly, but stuff will have been deleted
#215 [01:24] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, but what is your router brand and model?
#216 [01:24] <mib_5e39qs> Belkin N450DB Wireless Router
#217 [01:24] <prOkrEAt> also my console has all these errors abt 'entity NBT'
#218 [01:25] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, ya that's expected
#219 [01:25] <prOkrEAt> how to fix that?
#220 [01:26] <prOkrEAt> so i have permanently lost all items in ym world?
#221 [01:26] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, try this guide: http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Belkin/F7D1301v1/Minecraft_Server.htm
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#224 [01:27] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, only the ones in chunks loaded when you ran the wrong server version
#225 [01:27] <LILTEXEX> i checked all of norton an ts not blocking it
#226 [01:27] <prOkrEAt> so spawn chunk
#227 [01:27] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, is norton paid for?
#228 [01:27] <LILTEXEX> yes
#229 [01:27] <prOkrEAt> did it wreck my villages as well? also will i have to kill these villagers that no longer have items in their GUI?
#230 [01:28] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, did you explicitly allow them though?
#231 [01:28] <CubeTheThird> prOkrEAt, I honestly don't know
#232 [01:28] <LILTEXEX> yes
#233 [01:29] <LILTEXEX> anything that involed minecraft i let it through
#234 [01:30] <CubeTheThird> LILTEXEX, hmm I still think it's norton... but it's up to you if you would decide to remove it...
#235 [01:30] <prOkrEAt> just disable norton for a minute and see
#236 [01:31] <LILTEXEX> the minecraft login screen says (socketException: connection reset) does that help any?
#237 [01:31] <prOkrEAt> although norton is a virus in itself.
#238 [01:31] <CubeTheThird> hehe^
#239 [01:31] <prOkrEAt> is it a whitelisted server?
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#242 [01:34] <mib_5e39qs> CubeTheThird i did that and then used the checker and it isnt open
#243 [01:34] <Kat> Ok so I have been trying to set this account up and it refuses to send me a verification email
#244 [01:34] <Kat> it will send me an email about my password being changed but no verification email
#245 [01:35] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, what's your server's address?
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#247 [01:36] <mib_5e39qs> CubeTheThird 97.93.126.17
#248 [01:36] <CubeTheThird> .mcping 97.93.126.17
#249 [01:36] <ExtremeBot> CubeTheThird: 97.93.126.17 is up! There are currently 0 out of 20 players, running 1.7.5; with a latency of 0.492s and an MOTD of 'fuck'.
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#251 [01:36] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, seems to be working fine
#252 [01:36] <CubeTheThird> HAHAHAH
#253 [01:36] <mib_5e39qs> hmm
#254 [01:37] <mib_5e39qs> can you get in?
#255 [01:37] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, why, you can't?
#256 [01:37] <mib_5e39qs> yah i can
#257 [01:37] <mib_5e39qs> but im in my own house
#258 [01:37] <mib_5e39qs> my friend couldnt
#259 [01:38] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, well the check I just did ^^ says it's open...
#260 [01:38] <CubeTheThird> ill try though if you want
#261 [01:38] <mib_5e39qs> please
#262 [01:38] <mib_5e39qs> cuz thts wiers
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#264 [01:38] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, ya works fine
#265 [01:38] <mib_5e39qs> YAY
#266 [01:38] <mib_5e39qs> ty
#267 [01:39] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, well have fun
#268 [01:39] <mib_5e39qs> much love
#269 [01:41] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, if your friend is on the same network as you, they need to use your local IP instead of the public one
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#271 [01:42] <mib_5e39qs> no i got it thanks man
#272 [01:43] <mib_5e39qs> but now i am wondering why the server window shows no logs
#273 [01:43] <mib_5e39qs> in the chat
#274 [01:43] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, ah that's an issue with the .exe version. Get the .jar one to see it
#275 [01:43] <mib_5e39qs> kk
#276 [01:44] <mib_5e39qs> ty ty
#277 [01:49] <mib_5e39qs> CubeTheThird youre a beast thanks man
#278 [01:50] <CubeTheThird> mib_5e39qs, glad it worked
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#290 [02:38] <mib_jkahcx> I would like to ask if anyone knows a plugin to add simple chat commands for people like /help (request) and /trade (request)
#291 [02:38] <Andrio> ??> mib_jkahcx mods
#292 [02:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jkahcx: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#293 [02:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jkahcx: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
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#300 [02:48] <viva> my minecraft makes weird sounds, when i walk on stone it says stone on wood it says wood etc
#301 [02:49] <viva> how do i fix it?
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#303 [02:51] <Andrio> ...they really did that.
#304 [02:51] <chewyburgn> i have a serious problem
#305 [02:51] <viva> it also says break when i break blocks and click if i click in the menu
#306 [02:51] <Andrio> That voice.. lol
#307 [02:52] <chewyburgn> what voice?
#308 [02:52] <Andrio> I'm betting it's an April Fools' prank.
#309 [02:52] <viva> is that normal lol?
#310 [02:52] <Andrio> Open up Minecraft and see.
#311 [02:52] <chewyburgn> where ur a villager?
#312 [02:52] <Andrio> For April 1st, sure.
#313 [02:52] <chewyburgn> my mc character is a villager idk how
#314 [02:52] <viva> its annoying, i look like a villager to
#315 [02:52] <Andrio> Also, apparently glass is 'stone'.
#316 [02:53] <chewyburgn> its prob a prank
#317 [02:53] <chewyburgn> for all day
#318 [02:53] <Andrio> What colour villager are you?
#319 [02:53] <viva> green
#320 [02:53] <Andrio> I'm white. :3
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#322 [02:53] <chewyburgn> ikd how were villagers.
#323 [02:53] <Andrio> It's a reference to those YouTube animations, isn't it?
#324 [02:54] <viva> didnt even think about the fact that its april 1st
#325 [02:54] <chewyburgn> yea its that villlager animation
#326 [02:54] <Andrio> > enters creative world
#327 [02:54] <Andrio> > 'Fire!' 'Fire!'
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#330 [02:55] <Andrio> Imagining that, in PvP...
#331 [02:55] <Andrio> Or even PvE.
#332 [02:55] <chewyburgn> imagin eating
#333 [02:56] <chewyburgn> this is getting annoying
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#339 [03:05] <Pyro> FUCKING HELP ME my skin changed to this villager and i want my od on back
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#342 [03:05] <PyroD> please help
#343 [03:05] <Andrio> April fool!
#344 [03:05] <PyroD> my skin was hacked and changed
#345 [03:05] <PyroD> ONG
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#348 [03:09] <Andrio> Go home, door, you're drunk.
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#350 [03:09] <Andrio> At least my horse is normal...
#351 [03:19] <Zarthus> Oh. Happy april fools everyone
#352 [03:19] <Andrio> ^^
#353 [03:19] <Andrio> My door said 'clone' when I opened it, and 'open' when I closed it..
#354 [03:19] <Andrio> close*
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#366 [03:23] <HammidRB> Hello, I would like to stop the annoying voice that has started when I try and play Minecraft
#367 [03:24] <HammidRB> If I walk on stone, the voice says "stone."
#368 [03:24] <Zarthus> I don't think you can, looks like an april fools joke, HammidRB
#369 [03:24] <HammidRB> OG
#370 [03:24] <HammidRB> OH!
#371 [03:25] <HammidRB> Unfortunstely, the game is pretty much unplayable
#372 [03:25] <Zarthus> There might be a way to disable it I do not know of, might want to stick around for someone to confirm.
#373 [03:25] <Zarthus> I find it unlikely though.
#374 [03:25] <HammidRB> And some of us do not always have unlimited time to play.
#375 [03:26] <HammidRB> Thanks Zarthus
#376 [03:26] <HammidRB> I appreciate the response.
#377 [03:26] <HammidRB> I do not understand why Mojang would "break" their game though
#378 [03:27] <Zarthus> It's kind of hilarious from an external point of view.
#379 [03:27] <HammidRB> How so?
#380 [03:29] <Zarthus> No real reason, I just like the idea of walking on stone and it silently whispering "stone"
#381 [03:29] <HammidRB> Silently wispering?
#382 [03:30] <Andrio> It's not like that.
#383 [03:30] <HammidRB> I cannot hear anything BUT the annoying voice
#384 [03:30] <Andrio> It's the voice from the villager YouTube animations.
#385 [03:31] <HammidRB> I am just ba beginner and only startted playing last week, so this was quite a shock today\
#386 [03:31] <HammidRB> I have wasted an hour trying to figure this out, and I really son't have the time to waste
#387 [03:32] <HammidRB> Thanks again for the responses. I guess I will wait and play another day.
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#389 [03:33] <Andrio> I can see it getting really annoying over time, but I'm still laughing right now.
#390 [03:33] <Zarthus> Same.
#391 [03:33] <Zarthus> I'd say a method of disabling it wouldn't be wrong though.
#392 [03:33] <Andrio> also, note to self: don't kill csrss.exe
#393 [03:33] <Zarthus> I also assume a client update was prompted, so maybe minecraft servers have offense in it
#394 [03:34] <Andrio> ?
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#396 [03:34] <Zarthus> As in, the update broke compatability, I'd assume.
#397 [03:34] <Andrio> As far as I can tell, it's resources only.
#398 [03:34] <Andrio> So, no.
#399 [03:34] <Zarthus> mm. Fair enough
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#401 [03:36] <NamineLatine> Back again, looking for anyone who could solve my problem... Can't see my own minecraft skin, even on single/multiplayer. I can see everyone elses, just not mine.
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#403 [03:42] <AndroUser> Hello
#404 [03:43] <AndroUser> (AndroUser) Hi i need help my client jeeps crashing with error code 1 i have updated my drivers but it still happens can you help?
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#406 [03:44] <Andrio> I guess not.
#407 [03:45] <Andrio> Hm.
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#409 [03:45] <AndroUser> Hi i need help my keeps crashing with error code 1 i have updated my drivers but it still happens can you help?
#410 [03:45] <Andrio> ??> AndroUser devconsole
#411 [03:45] <VoxelHead> AndroUser: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#412 [03:45] <VoxelHead> AndroUser: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#413 [03:46] <AndroUser> Okay ill do that in a minute
#414 [03:46] <AndroUser> It says error caused outside virtual machine
#415 [03:50] <Andrio> AndroUser, paste all the text to http://pastie.org/ and give us the link.
#416 [03:51] <AndroUser> Andrio just a second im starting the client
#417 [03:55] <AndroUser> Here is the pastie. pastie.org/8984760
#418 [03:58] <Andrio> ??> AndroUser GPU/Intel/IG4
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#420 [03:58] <VoxelHead> AndroUser: The Intel 4 Series (and older) video cards are unable to play 1.7.4 and future versions of Minecraft. You will need to buy a new video card or computer to play new versions.
#421 [03:58] <VoxelHead> AndroUser: For now, you can still play 1.7.2 or older versions of the game. See ?? launcher/change-version
#422 [03:59] <AndroUser> So i can play an older version? THANKS A LOT
#423 [03:59] <AndroUser> I MEAN IT THANK YOU SO MUCH :)
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#425 [03:59] <Andrio> ok. ^^
#426 [03:59] <Andrio> No problem.
#427 [03:59] <AndroUser> There is not much difference between the 2 version ruight?
#428 [03:59] <Andrio> No.
#429 [04:00] <Andrio> There will be when 1.8 hits, though.
#430 [04:00] <AndroUser> By then ill probably have a new laptop :)
#431 [04:00] <Andrio> :-)
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#435 [04:01] <AndroUser> One laat thing where can i get 1.7.2?
#436 [04:02] <Andrio> ??> AndroUser launcher/change-version
#437 [04:02] <VoxelHead> AndroUser: To change your game to a different version, start the launcher. Select Edit Profile. In the "Use Version" dropdown menu, select the game version you want. Then click Save Profile.
#438 [04:02] <AndroUser> Thabks :)
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#451 [04:27] <doime> Hello guys!
#452 [04:28] <doime> Today when i log in in minecraft i discovered that my skin (the joker) dissapear...i have another one..
#453 [04:28] <Andrio> doime, April fools'!
#454 [04:29] <doime> and the sound of the menu, for example a normal click....the sound is like a person saying click...is that april fools too?
#455 [04:30] <doime> everytime i move and there is water he says..."there is water here" or if i move steping on a rock..he says "rock rock"
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#457 [04:31] <Andrio> yep.
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#459 [04:32] <doime> so how can i change that? :/
#460 [04:33] <Maac> Can't open minecraft d:
#461 [04:33] <doime> its really annoying :)
#462 [04:33] <Maac> D:*
#463 [04:33] <asssassinpingwin> i got problem i hear on menu of minecraft not normal song and i when i want go to my world minecraft crash
#464 [04:33] <Maac> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9910202
#465 [04:34] <doime> yep true...the sound of my menu is like...a retarded person talking what im doing
#466 [04:38] <asssassinpingwin> i want my skin and i want play minecraft but when i wan't go to my minecraft world minecraft crash
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#470 [05:03] <asssassinpingwin> please i want change my skin
#471 [05:05] <stuntguy3000> asssassinpingwin: You have to wait for 24 hours (when Mojang stops the joke)
#472 [05:07] <Cyrus> ahahaha
#473 [05:07] <Cyrus> it's the element animation villagers
#474 [05:07] <Cyrus> this is great
#475 [05:08] <Cyrus> best april fools joke ever
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#478 [05:17] <elStefano1984> How can i reset all defaults?
#479 [05:17] <Cyrus> elStefano1984: wait 24 hours
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#481 [05:18] <elStefano1984> I joined a server that asked me to use a custom sound pack and i said yes. now no matter how much i delete folders I still have the custom sounds. i even reinstalled a few times
#482 [05:18] <Cyrus> does it do so on all servers?
#483 [05:18] <elStefano1984> it does so even when I'm offline in single player mode
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#485 [05:19] <elStefano1984> it must have affected the main game file somehow, or maybe the minecraft could keeps my settings on the server and restores the new sounds along each time i reinstall
#486 [05:20] <elStefano1984> if i delete the game and wait 24 hours to reinstall will it be back to default ?
#487 [05:21] <Cyrus> no, sorry, i had misinterpreted what you game in here for
#488 [05:21] <Andrio> ^^
#489 [05:24] <Cyrus> elStefano1984: what operating system?
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#491 [05:27] <elStefano1984> linux
#492 [05:27] <elStefano1984> debian
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#494 [05:30] <Gabbens> Hello.
#495 [05:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> Gabbens, hi!
#496 [05:30] <Gabbens> I have a problem with one of my minecraft profiles.
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#498 [05:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Gabbens, Explain.
#499 [05:31] <Gabbens> While loading up the profile and entering a world
#500 [05:31] <Gabbens> i hear a voice saying
#501 [05:31] <Gabbens> click
#502 [05:31] <Gabbens> click
#503 [05:31] <Gabbens> and when i start digging
#504 [05:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Gabbens, Well, look on your calendar
#505 [05:31] <Gabbens> it says
#506 [05:31] <Gabbens> dig
#507 [05:31] <Gabbens> dig
#508 [05:31] <Gabbens> no way
#509 [05:31] <elStefano1984> Gabbens ...my problem is the same
#510 [05:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guys, it's April 1st :P
#511 [05:31] <Gabbens> it's all an aprill fools thing?
#512 [05:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Yup
#513 [05:31] <Cyrus> oh
#514 [05:31] <Cyrus> lol
#515 [05:32] <Gabbens> ò_ó
#516 [05:32] <elStefano1984> I'm gonna kill somebody :P
#517 [05:32] <elStefano1984> hahahahahaha
#518 [05:32] <Cyrus> elStefano1984: my original answer was correct, then!
#519 [05:32] <Gabbens> HAHAHA
#520 [05:32] <Gabbens> we payed for this shit
#521 [05:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> sorry if I killed someone's joke here :P
#522 [05:32] <Gabbens> excuse the language
#523 [05:32] <Gabbens> xD
#524 [05:32] <elStefano1984> :)
#525 [05:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> Gabbens, Try to turn down player sounds, that might work
#526 [05:32] <Gabbens> it's been driving me mad for like 30 min now
#527 [05:32] <elStefano1984> don't worry Gabbens it'll go away tomorrow
#528 [05:33] <Gabbens> thank you
#529 [05:33] <Gabbens> wait a sec -_-
#530 [05:33] <Gabbens> don't they have to modify files in my computer
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#532 [05:33] <Gabbens> nvm -_-
#533 [05:33] <Andrio> Yep.
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#535 [05:35] <elStefano1984> anyway thanks guys :)
#536 [05:35] <elStefano1984> you sure did this one well
#537 [05:35] <elStefano1984> have a good night/day/whatever it is where you are
#538 [05:35] <elStefano1984> im gonna go back play some more
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#540 [05:36] <Cyrus|Sleep> i hope you enjoy our new testificate overlords
#541 [05:36] <Cyrus|Sleep> all hail the testificates, supreme ruler of all
#542 [05:40] <Gabbens> love the new eating sounds :D
#543 [05:40] <Gabbens> "nom nom, nomnomnom, nom nom nom"
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#545 [05:47] <Vandal> hi, anybody got any advice about an audio issue I'm experiencing?
#546 [05:47] <Vandal> some joker has replaced all the audio responses with spoken audio
#547 [05:47] <Vandal> it is frankly unplayable atm
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#549 [05:49] <Rob> Help with bootstrap error
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#551 [05:49] <Guest65788> Help with bootstrap error
#552 [05:49] <Guest65788> PLEASE ANSWER
#553 [05:54] <Andrio> Vandal, April fools'~
#554 [05:54] <Vandal> indeed Andrio :)
#555 [05:54] <Andrio> Guest65788, can you copy and paste all the text the launcher gives you to Ubuntu Pastebin:
#556 [05:54] <Andrio> ??> Guest65788 paste
#557 [05:54] <VoxelHead> Guest65788: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#564 [06:08] <Vandal> so Andrio, is the audio april fool gag system wide? I have no sense of humour....or rather, I'm not finding this funny. Any idea when normality will be restored?
#565 [06:10] <Guest65788> I need help with the bootstrap thing
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#571 [06:21] <Andrio> Vandal, tomorrow, I guess.
#572 [06:24] <pstanb> I have turned on minecraft today and all of my sound effects seem to have been replaced with a funny voice. e.g. when i walk over grass; instead of a crunch sound I have someone saying "grass, grass, grass"; instead of a door opening sound i get "close". No amount of googling has shed any light on this. Is this re;lated to the skins issue (my skin has changed to a long nosed villager). This issue is in single player.
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#577 [06:31] <Kerokacola> My account was normal this morning, but when I just logged on my resorce pack was changed to somthing I've never downloaded and my skin was also changed to something I never downloaded either. I can't seem to changed either of them.
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#579 [06:35] <GreyVulpine> Kerokacola - Look at today's date.
#580 [06:36] <Kerokacola> your kidding me
#581 [06:36] <Kerokacola> it's a dumb joke or something
#582 [06:36] <GreyVulpine> Kerokacola - Indeed
#583 [06:37] <Kerokacola> god I wish april fools day never exsited
#584 [06:37] <Kerokacola> well thank you
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#586 [06:38] <tobylane> Can a villager breeder be near an iron farm, or would it mess things up and reduce golem spawning rates?
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#591 [06:49] <Mum> I need advice about system requirements for running minecraft on a laptop, http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-15-n271sa-15-6-laptop-purple-21832012-pdt.html#longDesc
#592 [06:50] <Galaxy_2Alex> Mum, The system meets the requirements
#593 [06:51] <Mum> Brilliant, thanks very much
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#596 [06:55] <izaac> hello, just purchased a second hand computer, minecraft is not launching, here is the link to my pc's diagnostics, can anyone help????
#597 [06:55] <izaac> ------------------
#598 [06:55] <Galaxy_2Alex> izaac, That's not a link
#599 [06:55] <izaac> anonymous / gist:585e5a39619fba7c0682
#600 [06:56] <izaac> sorry, how do i link? this pc is windows 8 also, trying to get a hang of it!
#601 [06:57] <izaac> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/585e5a39619fba7c0682
#602 [06:58] <izaac> when i try to run the game it says 'pixel format not accelerated'... says to update graphics drivers, i did that but still nothing... sorry, i'm a noob
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#604 [06:59] <Andrio> izaac, download and install the Catalyst software suite from http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%208%20-%2064.
#605 [06:59] <izaac> what is that?
#606 [07:00] <Andrio> izaac, current drivers for your graphics card.
#607 [07:00] <izaac> ok, thank you, will try now :)
#608 [07:00] <Andrio> If you use Windows Update, that's known to not find the current drivers.
#609 [07:01] <izaac> oh ok... do i save and run or just run? sorry , i really am a noob!
#610 [07:02] <Andrio> Either.
#611 [07:03] <izaac> i have tried playing youtube video too, and not playing- im guessing it's connected to this problem?
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#614 [07:05] <Andrio> That, I'm not sure.
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#616 [07:06] <izaac> so, running the catalyst install manager- it asks if i want to install or uninstall amd components? i guess install?
#617 [07:09] <Andrio> Well, you're not uninstalling anything, are you?
#618 [07:09] <Andrio> yes, install.
#619 [07:09] <Black-Blade> Hi was just thinking you guys may know.. any idea how many users can be on Minecraft realms in the same time? (I look at the FAQ and around and found no info abut it)
#620 [07:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> Black-Blade, As far as I know, it's 10 at the moment
#621 [07:10] <Black-Blade> ok thanks
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#623 [07:11] <izaac> yeah, stupid question...ok done, now just try launch again? or, on the legacy link you gave- there's a download for 'latest beta driver'... do i do that too?
#624 [07:11] <Galaxy_2Alex> izaac, No, the other one
#625 [07:11] <izaac> ok.. did that... now just try launch minecraft again?
#626 [07:14] <izaac> YAY!! working! thank you soo so much :) :)
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#637 [07:22] <zippy123> hi
#638 [07:23] <zippy123> my two $25 prepaded saying error
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#642 [07:28] <rsigma> both server.exe and server.jar had no problem running to 1.6.4 but after 1.7, I have been having an issue with setting up the server as in it only creates the 'log files' folder and nothing else. The console also does not start up. i have reinstalled java and tried again. Please help!
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#644 [07:29] <AndroUser> Hi minecraft is now working! But it takes quite a toll on my pc. Is there are low/moderate settings?
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#648 [07:32] <sd702> oyunu açamıyorum
#649 [07:32] <JarBot> sd702: Biz sadece burada İngilizce konuşuyoruz. Ancak, eğer isterseniz, örneğin http://translate.google.com/ gibi, bir çevirmen kullanarak deneyebilirsiniz
#650 [07:32] <JarBot> sd702: Biz sadece burada İngilizce konuşuyoruz. Ancak, eğer isterseniz, örneğin http://translate.google.com/ gibi, bir çevirmen kullanarak deneyebilirsiniz
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#665 [08:08] <NightTheFox> Hello! i have a problem with my mc launcher after i double click launcher it open normally but after finish downloading replacing thing it says starting but it give me tihst eer # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x0000000002b95338, pid=7728, tid=3808 # # JRE version: Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (7.0_51-b13) (build 1.7.0_51-b13) # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-B
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#673 [08:13] <tony12> I logged on to minecraft today. Everything was fine when I logged off the day before, but when i got on their wa a voice that would "tell me what i was doing." If i clicked single player it would say "click." If I walked on stone it would repeatedly say "stone." It is like my default minecraft sounds had been switched and I was wondering if I could get help fixin it.
#674 [08:15] <rymate1234> tony12: look at the date
#675 [08:15] <rymate1234> ;)
#676 [08:15] <tony12> nice
#677 [08:15] <tony12> didn't register in my mind
#678 [08:15] <tony12> thanks
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#695 [08:57] <user0900_> hi all, I run a 1.6.4 server (I know, I should only be asking 1.7.5 questions, sorry) after the April fools joke was started, all of my clients can not launch 1.6.4. is anyone else seeing this. thanks in advance.
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#705 [09:11] <stupidjelly> i think my account has been hacked
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#707 [09:12] <cowboynick> Have a question about my character, it won't stop talking....
#708 [09:13] <stupidjelly> I want to migrate my account in order to buy minecraft realm but i need to migrate my account. When i try to migrate it it says it's already been migrated to an other email i've never heard of.
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#710 [09:17] <cowboynick> i.e. it describes everything I do, when I walk it goes,grass grass etc depending on the block i'm walking on. When i dig it goes dig dig dig, if i see water it says 'water- there is water here'.. how do I turn it off' have tried F4 etc
#711 [09:17] <Phil_> Hello. I can´t join bigger Servers from a few days ago. Singleplayer and Multiplayer on smaller private Servers works fine. See this: [15:15:04 INFO]: Client> [15:15:04] [Client thread/INFO]: Connecting to SoulPvp.de, 25565 [15:15:21 ERROR]: Game ended with bad state (exit code 255)
#712 [09:19] <Phil_> That´s my Os: [15:12:56 INFO]: Minecraft Launcher 1.3.11 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows... [15:12:56 INFO]: Refreshing local version list... [15:12:56 INFO]: Current time is Apr 1, 2014 3:12:56 PM [15:12:56 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 7' [15:12:56 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.1' [15:12:56 INFO]: System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'amd64' [15:12:56 INFO]: System.getProperty('java.ver
#713 [09:19] <Phil_> Pls help fast....thx
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#715 [09:22] <Phil_> Can anyone help me?
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#717 [09:23] <Phil_> Or anyone German here?
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#723 [09:28] <LordNyranger> Hello everyone
#724 [09:29] <LordNyranger> Ok day 3 playing MC for me now so I have a few more questions
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#727 [09:32] <LordNyranger> I built my base in my first singleplayer world into the side of a mountain and ended up digging down very very far down now I dont know how much further i can go before i fall off the map but i have reached this giant cave system one so big that when you stand at the bottom you cant see the ceiling
#728 [09:32] <LordNyranger> do i just keep mining in there now after i shutoff the water/lava flow
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#730 [09:33] <Jar> LordNyranger: You don't fall off the map. There are unbreakable blocks at the bottom.
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#733 [09:33] <LordNyranger> thats wierd when i played in godmode or whatever it is i just dug down untill i died lol
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#735 [09:33] <tehmohfee> i can't get into fullscreen mode on minecraft, and i just bought it. It crashes
#736 [09:33] <Jar> LordNyranger: Yeah, you can break those blocks in creative mode, but not in normal survival.
#737 [09:34] <kathypb> I relaunched a game today and all the sounds have changed. So when I use dirt it says dirt and sand is scoop. The sheep say Baa I am a sheep. I didn't consciously change anything. How do I change back. It's the latest version 1.74??
#738 [09:34] <LordNyranger> ok so what about this giant cavern do i make that my new large home>?
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#740 [09:34] <cowboynick> Ah......... date linked sound shenanigans.... ha!
#741 [09:34] <Jar> LordNyranger: That's up to you :)
#742 [09:35] <kathypb> OK, is it an April fool thing? cos it's after noon now in the UK.
#743 [09:35] <tehmohfee> i can't get into fullscreen mode on minecraft, and i just bought it. It crashes everytime i set it to fullscreen.
#744 [09:35] <LordNyranger> yeah its april fools today in the US lol
#745 [09:36] <Tails1> tehmohfee, don't use fullscreen?
#746 [09:36] <LordNyranger> but im serious i never played MC before 3 days ago
#747 [09:36] <tehmohfee> but the reason i bought it was for fullscreen version on my laptop
#748 [09:36] <rhonkar> when i enter minecraft since today there are always those noise licke wood, or click every time you do an mouse clicks. or breka an block it cames the sound "break block" literatlyspoken, may the acc is hacked :/ any idea how to fix that issue ?
#749 [09:36] <kathypb> OK, i'll see what it's like tomorrow. it's quite fun, but I like the normal sounds
#750 [09:36] <Jar> ??> tehmohfee launcher/open
#751 [09:36] <VoxelHead> tehmohfee: To make sure the launcher stays open: click Edit Profile, then check Launcher Visibility, select Keep Launcher Open and finally hit Save Profile.
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#753 [09:36] <coll> hi
#754 [09:36] <Jar> tehmohfee: Then, after having the problem:
#755 [09:36] <LordNyranger> i just found my first diamonds enough to make my first diamond oickaxe
#756 [09:36] <Jar> ??> tehmohfee devconsole
#757 [09:37] <VoxelHead> tehmohfee: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#758 [09:37] <VoxelHead> tehmohfee: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#759 [09:37] <kathypb> Rhonkar, I have the same, I think it's just April Fool's. Try again tomorrow.
#760 [09:37] <Jar> kathypb: Are you playing on the snapshot?
#761 [09:37] <tehmohfee> okay
#762 [09:37] <coll> halop
#763 [09:37] <LordNyranger> what are emeralds used for if they are so rare?
#764 [09:37] <rhonkar> i hope so. it is reasly anyoing
#765 [09:37] <coll> my minecraft don't work
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#767 [09:38] <kathypb> don't know what a snapshot is but I don't think so. I'm on PC, windows 8
#768 [09:38] <LordNyranger> kathy just press print screen on your keyboard
#769 [09:38] <Jar> kathypb: In your main menu, what's the version in the bottom left corner?
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#771 [09:38] <rhonkar> so is there a fix today ?
#772 [09:39] <tehmohfee> do i just send the link?
#773 [09:39] <kathypb> 1.7..5
#774 [09:39] <LordNyranger> yup thats my version too
#775 [09:39] <tehmohfee> http://pastie.org/8985688
#776 [09:39] <rhonkar> yep 1.7.5 is my version
#777 [09:39] <Jar> kathypb: Then you probably have to wait :P
#778 [09:39] <kathypb> Ok, thanks XD
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#780 [09:40] <LordNyranger> ok another queston if you guys dont mind
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#783 [09:41] <rhonkar> :/ ok just hope tomorrow it work as usaual. today it is not an pleasure, it is anoying :(
#784 [09:41] <LordNyranger> ive got this giant base that ive been mining and storing things can i migrate that base to a multiplayer? and how do i join an active multiplauer?
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#786 [09:41] <tehmohfee> was that the right url?
#787 [09:42] <toxicsheeplol> Warum geht mein minecraft nicht?
#788 [09:42] <Jar> ??> tehmohfee win/dxdiag
#789 [09:42] <VoxelHead> tehmohfee: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#790 [09:42] <tehmohfee> thank you! "bow"
#791 [09:42] <LordNyranger> anyone got an idea>?
#792 [09:43] <LordNyranger> maybe just a suggestion for a minecraft multiplayer server?
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#794 [09:43] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> toxicsheeplol lang/de
#795 [09:43] <VoxelHead> toxicsheeplol: Hier wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Falls du kein Englisch kannst, empfehlen wir dir, einen automatischen �bersetzer (z.B. http://translate.google.com) zu verwenden.
#796 [09:43] <LordNyranger> id like to be able to transfer my charachter
#797 [09:43] <toxicsheeplol> Ja da war ich schon aber da weiss ich nciht wie die mir helfen sollen!
#798 [09:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, English only please
#799 [09:44] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, Please give us the link to the DxDiag
#800 [09:44] <tehmohfee> one more thing, it always tells me to update my drivers, but my drivers are all the way up to date for my laptop. it's a toshiba satelite, and i got it maybe 5 6 years ago, will that prevent me from ever playing in fullscreen?
#801 [09:45] <Jar> tehmohfee: Ho did you find out that your drivers are up to date?
#802 [09:45] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, Depends on the model, that's why we need the DxDiag
#803 [09:45] <toxicsheeplol> Yes i have an slowly laptop ...
#804 [09:45] <toxicsheeplol> I have a slow laptop
#805 [09:45] <tehmohfee> they aren't up to date. my laptop is just so old it said i don't have the hardware to get the next update
#806 [09:45] <Jar> tehmohfee: Then we need your DxDiag report
#807 [09:46] <tehmohfee> okay
#808 [09:46] <LordNyranger> :(
#809 [09:46] <toxicsheeplol> And we come we to the DxDiag?
#810 [09:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> toxicsheeplol win/dxdiag
#811 [09:46] <VoxelHead> toxicsheeplol: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#812 [09:47] <Galaxy_2Alex> LordNyranger, Yes you can do that
#813 [09:47] <LordNyranger> sorry if im being annoying i just want to experience multiplayer but id like to keep my char....ok galaxy how do i do that?
#814 [09:48] <tehmohfee> anonymous / gist:ebaca2d12cc7b6162e20
#815 [09:49] <tehmohfee> was that the correct way to show yall?
#816 [09:49] <tehmohfee> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ebaca2d12cc7b6162e20
#817 [09:50] <tehmohfee> there we go.
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#819 [09:51] <LordNyranger> anyone who helps me too get onto a minecraft multiplayer and helps me to learn this game first hand i offer too pay a price in whatever ore you choose
#820 [09:51] <Nilobich> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c7bf1255d749bb970405 i can't open minecraft because the pixel format is not accelerates. What can i do?
#821 [09:51] <LordNyranger> i will seriously sit there and mine for hours too fill the quota you give me
#822 [09:52] <Nilobich> dude im serious i need help
#823 [09:53] <LordNyranger> yeah help nilo first he has a worse problem
#824 [09:53] <LordNyranger> im just trying to learn to play
#825 [09:53] <Nilobich> thanks
#826 [09:53] <LordNyranger> anytime
#827 [09:53] <Nilobich> someone spanish here?
#828 [09:54] <LordNyranger> later on my girlfriend can translate spanish for you if your around
#829 [09:54] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#830 [09:55] <toxicsheeplol> Heolp me please
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#834 [09:55] <LordNyranger> shes not the greatest at it but she cusses me out good enough in spanish lmao
#835 [09:55] <toxicsheeplol> My minecraft didn't starting!
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#837 [09:56] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#838 [09:57] <tehmohfee> Did yall get my dxdiag?
#839 [09:57] <toxicsheeplol> Help me
#840 [09:58] <Galaxy_2Alex> one moment
#841 [09:59] <tehmohfee> okay ty
#842 [10:00] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#843 [10:01] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, Your system is too weak to run Minecraft, probably also too old
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#845 [10:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, US, UK, CA or something else?
#846 [10:03] <toxicsheeplol> Galaxy_2Alex
#847 [10:03] <tehmohfee> lol wow, i thought minecraft wasn't to hard on the pcs. but i guess it can be bad. My laptop can run skyrim. so i didn't think minecraft was to hard.
#848 [10:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, My question was "Where are your from?" US, UK, CA, or somewhere else?
#849 [10:04] <tehmohfee> how would you go about getting a refund?
#850 [10:04] <toxicsheeplol> Can you help me for my minecraft?
#851 [10:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, That system doesn't even have the requirements like at all.
#852 [10:04] <toxicsheeplol> My minecraft cant start
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#854 [10:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, You won't get any as you did not check the minimum system requirements befor purchase
#855 [10:05] <toxicsheeplol> my minecraft can not start
#856 [10:05] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, And I need your location to find the proper drivers for you
#857 [10:05] <tehmohfee> Because my laptop can play skyrim
#858 [10:05] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#859 [10:05] <tehmohfee> so why couldn't it play minecraft.
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#862 [10:06] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#863 [10:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, It's a pure wonder that it works... Minecraft is based on a completely different engine
#864 [10:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> toxicsheeplol scold/patience
#865 [10:06] <VoxelHead> toxicsheeplol: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#866 [10:06] <VoxelHead> toxicsheeplol: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received.
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#868 [10:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> Hold on LOL
#869 [10:06] <Galaxy_2Alex> fuck
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#872 [10:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> uhm, sorry
#873 [10:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> I... kinda moxed up the DxDIags...
#874 [10:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> *mixed
#875 [10:07] <tehmohfee> you got ours mixed up?
#876 [10:07] <tehmohfee> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ebaca2d12cc7b6162e20
#877 [10:07] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, yup.... uhm, are you from UK, US or CA?
#878 [10:07] <tehmohfee> us
#879 [10:08] <toxicsheeplol> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9f27045fa6b8a77a6582
#880 [10:08] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, Your system is too weak and probably too old to run Minecraft
#881 [10:08] <tehmohfee> toixic lol you kep posting right after i post mine
#882 [10:08] <tehmohfee> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ebaca2d12cc7b6162e20
#883 [10:09] <toxicsheeplol> ok
#884 [10:09] <tehmohfee> mines the one that says carmenandtimmy
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#888 [10:10] <ahmad9996> ok
#889 [10:11] <ahmad9996> plzz ineed mainecraft
#890 [10:11] <ahmad9996> ok
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#892 [10:11] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, Download and Install this driver: http://cdgenp01.csd.toshiba.com/content/support/downloads/TC70174700D.exe
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#894 [10:12] <tehmohfee> thats all?
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#896 [10:12] <tehmohfee> lol that's*
#897 [10:12] <toxicsheeplol> Can you help me now?
#898 [10:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> toxicsheeplol, What did I tell you?
#899 [10:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, It should be
#900 [10:13] <tehmohfee> toxic your specs are to low he said
#901 [10:13] <toxicsheeplol> achso ok
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#903 [10:13] <tehmohfee> alrighty thanks! My old best friend used to be named alex. so it was cool how an alex helped me. :P
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#907 [10:14] <tehmohfee> wells he's always been named alex, but i mean he used to be my best friend. lol
#908 [10:14] <tehmohfee> till i got married.
#909 [10:14] <tehmohfee> alright, sorry for the spam, just got 10mins left on the download. >.> so making idle chit chat
#910 [10:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> tehmohfee, Hehe, no worries :)
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#914 [10:16] <Joeman511> ti need help
#915 [10:16] <Joeman511> i need help
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#918 [10:19] <ganj1> anyone know how i disable the menu "voice" in the new 175 update ? its super annoying, bad update !
#919 [10:20] <Jar> ganj1: That's an april fools joke.
#920 [10:20] <Jar> ganj1: Change the volume for player sounds in your options.
#921 [10:21] <ganj1> ok thx for your help
#922 [10:21] <tehmohfee> lol i liked the weird voice thing! xD probably just because i'm weird
#923 [10:22] <Jar> tehmohfee: Here's the original resource pack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG_Y52bK6Ec :)
#924 [10:22] <VoxelHead> "The Element Animation Villager Sounds Resource Pack (T.E.A.V.S.R.P.)" ( by Element Animation )
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#926 [10:22] <tehmohfee> haha sweet! thanks!!
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#928 [10:23] <Jar> :D
#929 [10:23] <tehmohfee> cracks me up. xD
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#933 [10:25] <Luke367> I just download minecraft, & every time i login the music does "Dun, Dun, Dun" and when i go onto any server it says "Water in a loop, When hitting a tree it says chop and when doing anything else it says dig but in a loop, Any way i can fix this?
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#935 [10:26] <Jar> Luke367: April fools - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmM1wl2XQiE
#936 [10:26] <VoxelHead> "WE'RE SORRY!" ( by Element Animation )
#937 [10:27] <Luke367> This for real?
#938 [10:27] <Jar> Luke367: It'll go away tomorrow ;)
#939 [10:28] <Luke367> I hope so, This is kinda a joke, April kill my ass!
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#941 [10:28] <Jar> :D
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#947 [10:38] <Rawbby> Hello, I have an issue login in on a server, i tried to reinstall the game, without any mods and i still cant join it. In the crash report it says "Rendering itemjava.lang"
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#949 [10:38] <Rawbby> And i can join other servers just fine
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#954 [10:41] <Vandal> ANybody have an idea when normal skins
#955 [10:41] <Vandal> + audio will return?
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#957 [10:42] <rymate1234> Vandal: after April fools
#958 [10:42] <Vandal> lol
#959 [10:42] <Vandal> yea i get that - but whose time-zone?
#960 [10:42] <Vandal> CET - GMT ????
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#963 [10:43] <clarjon1> Vandal: whenever they feel like it
#964 [10:43] <clarjon1> Vandal: sometime tomorrow i'd expect
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#966 [10:43] <ganj1> a april fool joke is fun but if you badly imitate special needs kids, your not right in the noggin . isnt an update supposed to make things better ?
#967 [10:44] <Vandal> thx clarjon1, it is okay to say that you don't know
#968 [10:44] <clarjon1> ganj1: Erm, i highly doubt that was the intention.
#969 [10:44] <clarjon1> ganj1: this sounds more like one of those silly announcers from a kid's cartoon show
#970 [10:45] <clarjon1> ganj1: or a bit like King Of Town from Homestar Runner
#971 [10:45] <clarjon1> ganj1: or any number of non-offensive silly voices
#972 [10:46] <clarjon1> ganj1: I have an uncle that sounds similar to this voice, and it isn't an act -- it's how he sounds.
#973 [10:46] <ganj1> well putting the sound down is no option so I guess ill just enjoy the warm spring weather and wait till the "fun" is over
#974 [10:47] <clarjon1> ganj1: sure it's an option
#975 [10:47] <clarjon1> ganj1: just turn down the "Master volume" slider
#976 [10:47] <Jar> ganj1: Or get a resource pack with other custom sounds to override the default.
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#978 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> ganj1, how laughable a joke is very subjective; if you don't like the April Fools' joke Mojang put in, too bad.
#979 [10:48] <ganj1> but i just want the normal shizzle not the un funny garbage i got now
#980 [10:48] <clarjon1> i find it hilarious
#981 [10:49] <Jar> ^
#982 [10:49] <clarjon1> i hope someone releases a resource pack so i can switch to this at any time
#983 [10:49] <clarjon1> my favourite part
#984 [10:49] <ganj1> yes humor is very subjective
#985 [10:49] <clarjon1> creepers go "uhoh"
#986 [10:49] <clarjon1> i now know when a creeper is sneaking behind me
#987 [10:49] <clarjon1> lol
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#989 [10:50] <Player2014> is a german supporter online? :/
#990 [10:50] <clarjon1> ganj1: this prank is in line with other jokes the company has done with their game. If you do not appreciate this kind of humour, perhaps Minecraft isn't really the game for you...?
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#992 [10:50] <Jar> Player2014: No. Are you hear because of the sounds?
#993 [10:50] <Player2014> no :)
#994 [10:50] <Player2014> i have a problem with my account ;)
#995 [10:50] <tyteen4a03> lol Jar
#996 [10:50] <Jar> Player2014: Oh, okay. :D
#997 [10:51] <Player2014> Can you help too Jar?
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#999 [10:51] <Jar> tyteen4a03: 75% have problems with the sounds...
#1000 [10:51] <clarjon1> Player2014: we don't know if we can help until you describe the problem
#1001 [10:51] <Jar> Player2014: Hopefully, what do you need help with?
#1002 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> Jar, need a .sitedown?
#1003 [10:51] <Jar> Yes!
#1004 [10:51] <Jar> :)
#1005 [10:52] <Player2014> i will migrate my minecraft account but i don't have anymore access to my old email
#1006 [10:52] <Player2014> is there an other way?
#1007 [10:52] <Jar> Player2014: Did you buy the game before December 2013?
#1008 [10:52] <America> Hi, Can someone tell me why the sounds on my minecraft are different even on default? Whenever I walk on a block it plays a sound of someone saying the block's name.. how can i fix this?
#1009 [10:52] <Player2014> yes
#1010 [10:52] <clarjon1> America: April Fools Day Joke
#1011 [10:52] <Jar> America: That's an april fools joke. Try again tomorrow :P
#1012 [10:52] * tyteen4a03 kicked America from #minecrafthelp (Reason: merica :April fools!)
#1013 [10:53] <Jar> Player2014: Which payment method did you use?
#1014 [10:53] <Player2014> paysafe
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#1016 [10:53] <Jar> ??> Player2014 account/transaction-id/skrill
#1017 [10:53] <VoxelHead> Player2014: A Skrill transaction ID consists of 10 (9 if before Fall 2013) numbers. Example: 9876543210. This system was used for purchases from mid-2011 through November 2013
#1018 [10:53] <VoxelHead> Player2014: If you need to recover your transaction ID from this service, you will need to contact Skrill: https://help.skrill.com/pkb_sc_ContactUs
#1019 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> .sitedown Getting funny sounds in Minecraft? Check the date! If you don't like it, turn the Master Volume to 0 or send your complaint to dev.null@mojang.com. Enjoy!
#1020 [10:54] <VoxelHead> tyteen4a03, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#1021 [10:54] <Jar> tyteen4a03, thanks! :)
#1022 [10:54] <Jar> haha the email :D
#1023 [10:55] <Player2014> isnt there another methode?
#1024 [10:56] <niel> tyteen4a03, troll game is troll
#1025 [10:56] * tyteen4a03 kicked niel from #minecrafthelp (Reason: iel :nou)
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#1028 [10:56] <niel> yes
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#1030 [10:56] <niel> not like windows can keep my date anyways
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#1033 [10:57] <arda_> oyna
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#1035 [10:57] <niel> dont make my stick chan!
#1036 [10:57] <arda_> minecrafthelp
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#1038 [11:02] <ganj1> so because i don't like 1 of their "jokes" the entire game isn't for me , are you serious ? do you give people this kind of help professionally ? maybe time for another kind of work ....?
#1039 [11:03] <CubeTheThird> ganj1, uhh you do realize we don't work for Mojang here
#1040 [11:03] <niel> ganj1, fun
#1041 [11:03] <niel> try it
#1042 [11:03] * tyteen4a03 kicked ganj1 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: anj1 :Mojang welcomes your complaints. Send them to dev.null@mojang.com and wait for a response. Or maybe you need some more sense of humour. )
#1043 [11:04] <niel> dev null no one will get that
#1044 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> take note of the standard kick response ^
#1045 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> s/response/message
#1046 [11:04] <ExtremeBot> tyteen4a03 meant to say: take note of the standard kick message ^
#1047 [11:04] <Zarthus> niel: I did.
#1048 [11:04] <Zarthus> :(
#1049 [11:04] <niel> yaay
#1050 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> Zarthus, poor you
#1051 [11:05] <niel> wait so what did mojang actually do
#1052 [11:05] <Zarthus> they changed skins to civilians and play sound on walking on stone
#1053 [11:05] <niel> missing a reference?
#1054 [11:05] <Zarthus> nope, just april fools
#1055 [11:06] <iCaterpies> npcs is dominating the world '-'
#1056 [11:06] <niel> isnt there like game of thrones in the menu
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#1058 [11:10] <Minecraft09> When i buy a new Account, how long must be the name?
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#1060 [11:10] <niel> put in the name
#1061 [11:10] <niel> it should tell you
#1062 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> Minecraft09, three characters or longer
#1063 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> I forgot the max
#1064 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> let's see
#1065 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> .mcuser ashfewlkfmewifownmfomewoijgoiewgeoigwhgoiewghewoighewoighewoighewoighoiewhgoighewoighwoighewgoiewhgoiewfiojewoicmewoimce
#1066 [11:11] <ExtremeBot> QUERY: 'ashfewlkfmewifownmfomewoijgoiewgeoigwhgoiewghewoighewoighewoighewoighoiewhgoighewoighwoighewgoiewhgoiewfiojewoicmewoimce' | STATUS: Name is too long. Please choose a name that is shorter than 16 characters. | PAID: 4false | No other results, or the server returned an error :(
#1067 [11:11] <tyteen4a03> 3 - 16 it is
#1068 [11:11] <Minecraft09> thanks tyteen ;)
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#1070 [11:12] <Minecraft09> it's sure that i can change the name in 1.8 ?
#1071 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> Minecraft09, nope
#1072 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> Minecraft09, in 1.8 there will be changes to allow this functionality, but will not be enabled
#1073 [11:12] <Fredy> não consigo me conectar no minecraft o q eu faço?
#1074 [11:12] <JarBot> ??> Fredy lang/pt
#1075 [11:12] <VoxelHead> Fredy: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1076 [11:12] <Minecraft09> ok! it's better without changing ;)
#1077 [11:13] <Fredy> help!
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#1082 [11:14] <Strumpa> How come i cant see anything when I start the game?
#1083 [11:14] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, do you mean the blocks are invisible?
#1084 [11:14] <Strumpa> Yes
#1085 [11:14] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, first try turning off mipmapping and anisortropic filtering in your video settings
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#1087 [11:16] <Strumpa> Both of those are off
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#1089 [11:16] <Strumpa> And i still cant se anything
#1090 [11:17] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, did you install beta AMD drivers?
#1091 [11:17] <Strumpa> Nop
#1092 [11:17] <Fredy> I can not get into minecraft What do I do?
#1093 [11:17] <niel> Fredy, explain
#1094 [11:17] <CubeTheThird> Fredy, does it crash or what?
#1095 [11:17] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, then you probably need to update your graphics drviers
#1096 [11:17] <CubeTheThird> ??> Strumpa win/dxdiag
#1097 [11:17] <VoxelHead> Strumpa: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1098 [11:18] <Strumpa> win
#1099 [11:18] <Fredy> a white screen appears with a letter of the al error
#1100 [11:19] <CubeTheThird> Fredy, copy all of the error message onto pastie.org and give us a link to it
#1101 [11:19] <Strumpa> I have the latest drivers installed
#1102 [11:20] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, so? Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#1103 [11:21] <Fredy> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // I'm sorry, Dave. Time: 01/04/14 12:08 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:244) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at org.lw
#1104 [11:21] <CubeTheThird> ??> Fredy win/dxdiag
#1105 [11:21] <VoxelHead> Fredy: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1106 [11:21] <Fredy> sorry
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#1108 [11:22] <Fredy> bye
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#1111 [11:23] <Strumpa> Do you want me to link the URL here?
#1112 [11:23] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, yes please
#1113 [11:23] <Strumpa> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/6de1c3f9dc129cfc7c07
#1114 [11:24] <Strumpa> Sorry this is the right one https://gist.github.com/anonymous/e927135a1027bbf0bb17
#1115 [11:28] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, according to this, you have indeed installed beta AMD drivers. You will either need to update them, or remove them then install the non beta drivesr
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#1117 [11:28] <CubeTheThird> Strumpa, http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
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#1138 [11:43] <Dreamer> hey everyone, can someone help me with a question?
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#1143 [11:44] <Dreamer> my minecraft is saying all the things i do, for example, when i punch dirt, it says dirt. when i punch a furnace it says stone. and so on
#1144 [11:44] <Dreamer> can i turn this off? if so how?
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#1147 [11:46] <CubeTheThird> Dreamer, nope
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#1149 [11:47] <Dreamer> meh
#1150 [11:47] <Dreamer> can i at least mute that part?
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#1152 [11:47] <CubeTheThird> Dreamer, you can turn off your volume
#1153 [11:47] <Dreamer> yea, but that will disable all sounds no?
#1154 [11:48] <CubeTheThird> yup
#1155 [11:48] <Dreamer> hmmm
#1156 [11:48] <Dreamer> never noticed it before :P
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#1158 [11:48] <flibber> its says i need to fix my grapics ?????
#1159 [11:49] <CubeTheThird> flibber, do you have a dxdiag report?
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#1161 [11:49] <flibber> no how u get it ?
#1162 [11:49] <CubeTheThird> ??> flibber win/dxdiag
#1163 [11:49] <VoxelHead> flibber: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1164 [11:49] <flibber> thanks
#1165 [11:50] <mlundal> i have a new gamerpc with 8 gb ram, and high nividia graphix, and its out of memory, it has to be minecraft and not my pc
#1166 [11:51] <CubeTheThird> mlundal, are you using mods or HD textures?
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#1169 [11:52] <Dreamer> okay if this is an aprils fool prank, good job. but its driving me insane :P
#1170 [11:52] <CubeTheThird> that's the idea
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#1176 [11:54] <themrjacattack> hey i was just wondering if when the skins get fixed is my skin going to be there?
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#1181 [11:55] <stupid3700> themrjacattack: Yes, your normal skin will come back.
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#1183 [11:56] <themrjacattack> good thank you
#1184 [11:56] <themrjacattack> i thought that my skin was gone for good
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#1186 [11:56] <arturkerni> ma carte est a jour mai sa ne marhe ps
#1187 [11:56] <JarBot> ??> arturkerni lang/fr
#1188 [11:56] <VoxelHead> arturkerni: Nous parlons uniquement en anglais ici. Cependant, vous pouvez, si vous le souhaitez, essayez d'utiliser un traducteur, comme http://translate.google.com/
#1189 [12:00] <arturkerni> ma carte est a jour mais minecraft ne va pas se lanccer
#1190 [12:00] <stupid3700> arturkerni: English please.
#1191 [12:01] <arturkerni> je parle ke fr
#1192 [12:01] <stupid3700> arturkerni: And we only speak English, as you were told.
#1193 [12:02] <CubeTheThird> ??> arturkerni win/dxdiag
#1194 [12:02] <VoxelHead> arturkerni: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#1195 [12:03] <arturkerni> ok mai tupe maider ou ps
#1196 [12:06] <Jar> arturkerni: http://translate.google.com
#1197 [12:08] <arturkerni> ferme ta geul
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#1210 [12:22] <Morzyloeil> Hi, I need help, and i'm french, sorry for my bad english
#1211 [12:22] <sugoi> ??> Morzyloeil ask
#1212 [12:22] <VoxelHead> Morzyloeil: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1213 [12:22] <VoxelHead> Morzyloeil: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1214 [12:23] <Morzyloeil> I try to switch my old prenium account to a mojang acount, but i don't remeber my password
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#1216 [12:23] <stupid3700> Morzyloeil: Reset your password: https://minecraft.net/resetpassword
#1217 [12:23] <xX1bumblebee1Xx_> Did they change everyones skin..?
#1218 [12:24] <Morzyloeil> Thank you
#1219 [12:24] <sugoi> xX1bumblebee1Xx_: i played last night, my skin was fine
#1220 [12:25] <xX1bumblebee1Xx_> Hmm
#1221 [12:25] <Morzyloeil> I'have a error message
#1222 [12:26] <stupid3700> Morzyloeil: And that message is?
#1223 [12:26] <Morzyloeil> our servers are worlin a bit too hard, please check back later
#1224 [12:26] <Morzyloeil> working*
#1225 [12:27] <stupid3700> Morzyloeil: Wait 5 minutes then try again. minecraft.net is slow today.
#1226 [12:27] <xX1bumblebee1Xx_> Very slow
#1227 [12:27] <Morzyloeil> Ok thank you
#1228 [12:27] <Morzyloeil> I'll be back soon i guess
#1229 [12:27] <Morzyloeil> i'm so week with minecraft ><
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#1233 [12:28] <coll> help me to fix a problem
#1234 [12:28] <stupid3700> ??> coll ask
#1235 [12:28] <VoxelHead> coll: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1236 [12:28] <VoxelHead> coll: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1237 [12:29] <coll> i can't play minecraft
#1238 [12:29] <stupid3700> coll: Be specific.
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#1240 [12:29] <lol> hhh
#1241 [12:29] * lol is now known as Guest58401
#1242 [12:30] <Guest58401> ahaha
#1243 [12:30] <stupid3700> Guest58401: Use words to tell us your issue.
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#1245 [12:30] <Guest58401> ip
#1246 [12:30] <stupid3700> Guest58401: I can't help you if you don't explain the problem.
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#1248 [12:31] <Guest58401> i can't oppen my minecraft is yust say fix it
#1249 [12:31] <stupid3700> ??> Guest58401 devconsole
#1250 [12:31] <cowboy245> okay
#1251 [12:31] <VoxelHead> Guest58401: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1252 [12:31] <VoxelHead> Guest58401: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1253 [12:31] <Guest58401> so can yue help me
#1254 [12:31] <cowboy245> i dont remember my email, and my password
#1255 [12:31] <stupid3700> Guest58401: Follow VoxelHead's instructions.
#1256 [12:32] * Guest58401 sut upo
#1256 [12:32] <stupid3700> ??> cowboy245 mojang/email
#1257 [12:32] <cowboy245> they dont help me
#1258 [12:32] <VoxelHead> cowboy245: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#1259 [12:32] <Guest58401> ip
#1260 [12:32] <Guest58401> ip
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#1262 [12:33] <cowboy245> could you tell me the email and password?
#1263 [12:33] <stupid3700> cowboy245: No, I don't know them. Email Mojang as instructed.
#1264 [12:33] <cowboy245> my username is cowboy245
#1265 [12:34] <stupid3700> cowboy245: Email Mojang, we cannot help you here
#1266 [12:34] <cowboy245> so where!
#1267 [12:34] <stupid3700> http://is.gd/email_mojang
#1268 [12:35] <cowboy245> i went and it´s not helpful
#1269 [12:36] <cowboy245> it´s not helful
#1270 [12:36] <cowboy245> eoeoeoeoeoeoeo
#1271 [12:37] <stupid3700> cowboy245: 1. Go to the link; 2. Fill out the fields; 3. Send the email; 4. Await response; 5. Stop asking us when we said we can't help you.
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#1274 [12:43] <cowboy245> i speak spanish
#1275 [12:43] <cowboy245> hola
#1276 [12:43] <cowboy245> hola
#1277 [12:43] <cowboy245> hola
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#1279 [12:46] <worldmc> cowboy245, please dont repeat yourself.
#1280 [12:47] <watershadows> my minecraft wont play 1.7
#1281 [12:48] <stupid3700> watershadows: Why not?
#1282 [12:49] <watershadows> IDK
#1283 [12:49] <stupid3700> cowboy245: Did you not understand me? Email Mojang
#1284 [12:49] <stupid3700> watershadows: Explain what happens when you try to play.
#1285 [12:49] <watershadows> i click play and then it says it crashed
#1286 [12:50] <stupid3700> ??> watershadows devconsole
#1287 [12:50] <VoxelHead> watershadows: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1288 [12:50] <VoxelHead> watershadows: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1289 [12:50] <cowboy245> could somone help me
#1290 [12:50] <cowboy245> someone*
#1291 [12:51] <stupid3700> !kick cowboy245 No, we can't help you here. Email Mojang: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#1292 [12:51] * AuBot kicked cowboy245 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: owboy245 :Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by stupid3700 with reason: No, we can't help you here. Email Mojang: http://is.gd/email_mojang))
#1293 [12:51] <watershadows> i gtg bye
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#1296 [12:53] <cowboy245> hello
#1297 [12:53] <cowboy245> em
#1298 [12:54] <cowboy245> i dont remember my email and my password
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#1300 [12:54] <cowboy245> my username is cowboy245
#1301 [12:54] <cowboy245> could you help me
#1302 [12:54] <Death> http://is.gd/mc_acct
#1303 [12:54] <Death> That's directly from the topic.
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#1305 [12:55] <Miikka> The April fools fuckery patch has made the "Realms" option/button disappear from my Minecraft client. I'm fine with the goofy sounds and all but I have paid for my Realm and this totally sucks.
#1306 [12:55] * AuBot kicked Miikka from #minecrafthelp (Reason: iikka :Please keep it civil.)
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#1310 [12:56] <stupid3700> Miikka: Realms is down, it's irrelevant to April Fools': http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#1311 [12:56] <angel_> could somoone help me with the minecraft
#1312 [12:56] <angel_> ?
#1313 [12:57] <stupid3700> ??> angel_ ask
#1314 [12:57] <VoxelHead> angel_: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1315 [12:57] * Lord_Ralex kicked angel_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ngel_ :No, we can't help you here. Email Mojang: http://is.gd/email_mojang)
#1316 [12:57] <VoxelHead> angel_: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1317 [12:57] <Miikka> Are more inconveniences to be expected with Realms?
#1318 [12:58] <stupid3700> Miikka: Mojang would prboably post a notice were downtime expected.
#1319 [13:02] <Miikka> How will Realms subscribers be compensated as the service is being advertised as 24/7?
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#1323 [13:05] <Lord_Ralex> Miikka, "Minecraft Realms is we provided ‘as is’. Updates and upgrades are also provided ‘as is’. This means that we are not making any promises to you about the standard or quality of Minecraft Realms or that Minecraft Realms will be uninterrupted or error free or for any loss or damage that it causes. You have to accept that we are launching Minecraft Realms well before it is complete
#1324 [13:05] <Lord_Ralex> and so it may (and often will) have bugs – but that’s a price you pay for getting it so early. "
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#1327 [13:08] <nimto> So what up with the login and sesion server?
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#1332 [13:10] <Jackson413> Is this more of a place to ask tech-related questions, or would it be appropriate to ask something about overall minecraft mechanics?
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#1334 [13:10] <stupid3700> Jackson413: You can ask us anything Minecraft-related and someone should (hopefully) be able to help.
#1335 [13:10] <stupid3700> Providing it's not mod-related.
#1336 [13:11] <Jackson413> I'm trying to increase the mob spawning rate as a player.
#1337 [13:11] <nimto> servers related?
#1338 [13:11] <Jackson413> Is there any kind of special way to build things so that more mobs spawn?
#1339 [13:11] <nimto> cose the mojang servers are down any eta on wen its fixed?
#1340 [13:11] <stupid3700> nimto: Logins and sessions are up. Legacy is down, which only affects 1.6 and lower.
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#1342 [13:11] <nimto> k ty any eta they will be back again?
#1343 [13:12] <Jackson413> This channel isn't affiliated with mojang.
#1344 [13:12] <niel> no just go take a walk
#1345 [13:12] <stupid3700> Jackson413: You can build spawner traps, which in essence are dark rooms surrounding spawners, which use water to push spawned mobs into an area for you to kill them.
#1346 [13:12] <nimto> ah didn tknow sorry jackson ty for the help
#1347 [13:13] <niel> Jackson413, it kinda is but :P
#1348 [13:13] <Jackson413> I'm playing in a server that does not allow that, but darkrooms are allowed.
#1349 [13:13] <Jackson413> Basically my friends dug out a 300x300x3 area.
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#1351 [13:13] <stupid3700> Jackson413: Well, darkness = mob spawning.
#1352 [13:13] <niel> stupid3700, use portal gun put spawners together
#1353 [13:13] <niel> profit :D
#1354 [13:14] <Jackson413> I know that, but are there any build patterns or other way for optimum spawning?
#1355 [13:15] <niel> yea you gotta get the mobs away fast
#1356 [13:15] <niel> 20 blocks away from the spawner and it spawns more
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#1358 [13:15] <niel> methinks
#1359 [13:15] <kevin2220> Hey, my minecraft realms button is gone
#1360 [13:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> kevin2220, Realms is currently not available
#1361 [13:16] <kevin2220> But i was on it a few hours ago :o
#1362 [13:16] <stupid3700> kevin2220: It's been down for over an hour now, http://xpaw.ru/mcstatus/
#1363 [13:17] <kevin2220> auch
#1364 [13:17] <kevin2220> Any idea of when it's fixed?
#1365 [13:17] <stupid3700> No, sorry.
#1366 [13:18] <kevin2220> haha damn okay
#1367 [13:18] <kevin2220> btw, is it possible to install plugins on minecraft realms?
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#1371 [13:19] <stupid3700> kevin2220: No.
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#1373 [13:20] <Pingu> Hello, I have a problem and it's very weird...
#1374 [13:20] <Pingu> Can I tell someone?
#1375 [13:20] <stupid3700> Pingu: Explain it.
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#1377 [13:21] <Pingu> Ok, so, basically, I was in a SG game, and my MC crashed saying 'You're mean'.
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#1379 [13:21] <Pingu> And I have no idea what I've done.
#1380 [13:21] <joao_> jhgtvyu
#1381 [13:21] <stupid3700> ??> Pingu devconsole
#1382 [13:21] <VoxelHead> Pingu: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1383 [13:21] <VoxelHead> Pingu: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1384 [13:21] <stupid3700> ??> joao_ scold/words
#1385 [13:21] <VoxelHead> joao_: Please use your words when asking for help. Posting gibberish for no reason is grounds for being kicked.
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#1388 [13:22] <Pingu> Ok.
#1389 [13:22] <Pingu> http://pastie.org/8986298
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#1392 [13:23] <stupid3700> Pingu: This is an issue with a modded server, so we can't help you.
#1393 [13:23] <Pingu> Ok, thanks for trying to help though! :)
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#1398 [13:29] <Islands> Simple question ... Imm Getting end of stream ??
#1399 [13:29] <Lutzifers> So there's a really annoying resource pack (Villager noises) that is not registered in the 'selected resource pack' category, or in the available packs category. There is also no .minecraft file in my finder. I don't know how to get rid of it. Obviously I already re-started minecraft and downloaded a new copy of it. It still won't go away. Advice?
#1400 [13:29] <[EA]clarjon1> Lutzifers: It's the april fools joke
#1401 [13:29] <[EA]clarjon1> Lutzifers: It's the april fools joke
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#1404 [13:29] <Galaxy_2Alex> Lutzifers, Read the entry message
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#1407 [13:30] <[EA]clarjon1> Lutzifers: voxelhead told you about it when you joined :P
#1408 [13:30] <Lutzifers> so it only lasts for today.
#1409 [13:30] * VoxelHead kicked Osmann from #minecrafthelp (Reason: smann :Banned)
#1410 [13:30] <Galaxy_2Alex> Lutzifers, correct
#1411 [13:31] <Lutzifers> the problem is that other people's skins on servers are also villager esque.
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#1413 [13:31] <[EA]clarjon1> Lutzifers: part of the joke
#1414 [13:31] <Lutzifers> ok thx now i feel like an idiot
#1415 [13:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> Lutzifers, Herobrine is a Librarian now
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#1417 [13:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> :P
#1418 [13:31] <[EA]clarjon1> x3
#1419 [13:31] <coll_> ip
#1420 [13:31] <coll_> hellow
#1421 [13:31] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, hi!
#1422 [13:32] <coll_> sup??
#1423 [13:32] <coll_> can yue help me
#1424 [13:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, Not much, just talking to Facebook on what they want to pay for Minecraft...
#1425 [13:32] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, How can we help you?
#1426 [13:33] <Islands> @lutzifers... I did the same lmao how dumb
#1427 [13:33] <Lutzifers> lol
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#1430 [13:33] <coll_> hellow
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#1432 [13:33] <coll_> some 1
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#1434 [13:33] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, How can we help you?
#1435 [13:33] <[EA]clarjon1> coll_: we can't help until you tell the problem to us
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#1437 [13:33] <coll_> yue heve skype
#1438 [13:34] <Islands> I think the village noise is causing problems with other mod packs tho
#1439 [13:34] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, If you have a question, ask it here
#1440 [13:34] <[EA]clarjon1> ??> Islands mods
#1441 [13:34] <VoxelHead> Islands: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#1442 [13:34] <VoxelHead> Islands: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#1443 [13:34] <coll_> why my chool comeputer don't oppen minecraft ??
#1444 [13:34] <niel> does the launcher open?
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#1446 [13:34] <Galaxy_2Alex> coll_, Because you are supposed to learn something in school?
#1447 [13:34] <[EA]clarjon1> coll_: it could be your school blocked it
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#1449 [13:35] <stupid3700> coll_: I wouldn't be surprised if it's blocked for security reasons, nevermind it's a game.
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#1451 [13:35] <Islands> Totally under stand was not asking for help for it was just letting ppl know
#1452 [13:35] <coll_> yes my somputher is blocker my the chool
#1453 [13:35] <[EA]clarjon1> coll_: you need to talk to your school then. We can't help with that.
#1454 [13:35] <niel> I dont think they want you playing then
#1455 [13:35] <coll_> omg
#1456 [13:36] <coll_> YES YUE IP THANKS
#1457 [13:36] <niel> dat spelling
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#1463 [13:38] <leou> pouitonho
#1464 [13:39] <stupid3700> ??> leou lang/pt
#1465 [13:39] <VoxelHead> leou: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
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#1473 [13:42] <Col1tus> Hey guys, im unable to join multiplayer servers, i get the "Connection Lost: End stream error". Single player works fine
#1474 [13:42] <Col1tus> anyone know a fix?
#1475 [13:42] <niel> the servers are down take a walk
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#1482 [13:45] <DJselma> why have all the strange skins
#1483 [13:46] <niel> DJselma, look at the date
#1484 [13:46] <Galaxy_2Alex> DJselma, Look on your calendar
#1485 [13:46] <DJselma> oooooooooooo......
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#1488 [13:47] <Morzyloeil> Yup
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#1501 [14:00] <Danqw> Hello i need help, i just downloaded minecraft_server1.7.5 but the files did not come up
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#1503 [14:02] <Extreme> Danqw: What files didn't come up?
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#1506 [14:03] <Danqw> the server files
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#1511 [14:09] <rtt> getting on to minecraft first time
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#1513 [14:10] <Moses> hello anybody here?
#1514 [14:10] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> i had premium, reset my password and now its telling me to buy it again
#1515 [14:10] <sugoi> rtt: welcome
#1516 [14:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Yes
#1517 [14:10] <sugoi> Danqw: local games work? if so, server problem
#1518 [14:10] <sugoi> Danqw: or your connection.
#1519 [14:10] <Galaxy_2Alex> B2DxSN1P3Zz, What is your Minecraft Username?
#1520 [14:10] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> B2DxSN1P3Zz
#1521 [14:10] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> tlol
#1522 [14:11] <MindGlitch> I'm getting the error when launching minecraft saying "Could not create Java Virtual Machine"
#1523 [14:11] <Moses> hin all i have a noob-start problem: i pay the money and i can only play demo ( and my english is terrible ) sorry
#1524 [14:11] <aproxy> Danqw, do you mean that no text shows up in the server console window? or is it a problem with connecting to it?
#1525 [14:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, What is your Minecraft Username?
#1526 [14:12] <Danqw> no text show up
#1527 [14:12] <aproxy> Danqw, are you using the .exe file or the .jar file?
#1528 [14:12] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> Galaxy_2Alex: why did you need my username?
#1529 [14:12] <Moses> i have become the e-mail to start the game, but the launcher ( after log in ) has only demo
#1530 [14:12] <Galaxy_2Alex> B2DxSN1P3Zz, Your account has been revoked. Where did you buy Minecraft?
#1531 [14:13] <Danqw> exe
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#1534 [14:13] <aproxy> Danqw, The EXE file currently has an issue with showing text. You're going to need to use the .jar file if you want to be able to see things properly. It is a bit more work, but probably worth it.
#1535 [14:13] <joao> help
#1536 [14:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> MindGlitch, Do you have a 32 or 64 bit system?
#1537 [14:13] <Moses> user name- Altemensis zicke
#1538 [14:13] <aproxy> Danqw, here's a guide on using the jar file: http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Start_the_Minecraft_server_.28.jar_version.29
#1539 [14:13] <Moses> Altemensiszicke without space
#1540 [14:13] <MindGlitch> 64 bit
#1541 [14:13] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> B2DxSN1P3Zz scold/pm
#1542 [14:13] <VoxelHead> B2DxSN1P3Zz: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
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#1544 [14:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> MindGlitch win/java/reinst
#1545 [14:14] <VoxelHead> MindGlitch: You need to reinstall Java.
#1546 [14:14] <VoxelHead> MindGlitch: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#1547 [14:14] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> ok i bought it from minecraft.net
#1548 [14:14] <MindGlitch> cool i'll try that
#1549 [14:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, That name does not exist
#1550 [14:14] <Galaxy_2Alex> B2DxSN1P3Zz, What payment method?
#1551 [14:15] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> uhh i think it was debit card, cant remember
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#1554 [14:15] <Moses> this name i have into account i have no play with them ist not work
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#1556 [14:15] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> B2DxSN1P3Zz account/send-email
#1557 [14:15] <VoxelHead> B2DxSN1P3Zz: Send an email to Mojang with your Transaction ID and/or gift code, Mojang account email/Minecraft.net email, and any other relevant information, via here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#1558 [14:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> ??> B2DxSN1P3Zz account/transaction-id
#1559 [14:16] <VoxelHead> B2DxSN1P3Zz: How to find your Transaction ID: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361380-what-is-a-transaction-id-
#1560 [14:16] <VoxelHead> B2DxSN1P3Zz: If you used PaySafeCard, your transaction ID is the card number.
#1561 [14:16] <Moses> paypal and i have become answer e-mail from minecraft with douwnload exe launcher
#1562 [14:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, The name you gave me is not a Minecraft account
#1563 [14:16] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Where did you buy Minecraft?
#1564 [14:17] <Moses> i bye at minecraft server at saturday
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#1566 [14:18] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Did you buy the game on minecraft.net/mojang.com?
#1567 [14:18] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> ugh guys i will just buy it again when i get some money again i will use a pre paid card this time..
#1568 [14:18] <B2DxSN1P3Zz> ugh guys i will just buy it again when i get some money again i will use a pre paid card this time..
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#1570 [14:19] <Moses> yes mojang.com
#1571 [14:19] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, And what is your Username there?
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#1573 [14:20] <Moses> its correktly annonced with the 3 security quescens wat name pet ...........
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#1575 [14:20] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Again, what is your Minecraft Username?
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#1577 [14:21] <Moses> i have many name experiments there where red X but at least i have: Altemensiszicke with green hook
#1578 [14:22] <Bob> can u tell me what to press go on to report DxDiag.txt
#1579 [14:22] <Moses> sorry iam verry sloy i must lock in diktenary
#1580 [14:22] <Danqw> ok Thanks'
#1581 [14:22] <Bob> can u tell me what to press go on to report DxDiag.txt
#1582 [14:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Bob, Please give us the DxDIag so that we can help you
#1583 [14:22] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, http://translate.google.com
#1584 [14:23] <Bob> the link
#1585 [14:23] <Galaxy_2Alex> Bob, Yes
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#1588 [14:23] <Bob> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2dff8a5501718951fe1c
#1589 [14:23] <TKR2003_> hello i need help because of it look like game has crashed - my DX dial is https://gist.github.com/anonymous/46ecb93dd6b5f4533f7a
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#1591 [14:24] <Bob> g
#1592 [14:24] <stupid3700> TKR2003: Your computer does not meet the minimum requirements.
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#1596 [14:24] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> hello?
#1597 [14:25] <Bob> Galaxy_2Alex: Am Can you help me
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#1599 [14:25] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> yes
#1600 [14:25] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> wait
#1601 [14:25] <stupid3700> Bob: One moment.
#1602 [14:25] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> i com from germany
#1603 [14:25] <Bob> k
#1604 [14:25] <TKR2003_> and how to solve it
#1605 [14:25] <Bob> stupid3700: can u help meh
#1606 [14:25] <Bob> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2dff8a5501718951fe1c
#1607 [14:25] <agesiojunior> Agesio aparecido de morais junior
#1608 [14:25] <stupid3700> Bob: Are you running in safe mode?
#1609 [14:25] <Moses> and now i have a one hour demo for 20€
#1610 [14:25] <stupid3700> ??> agesiojunior lang/pt
#1611 [14:25] <VoxelHead> agesiojunior: N�s s� falamos ingl�s aqui. Voc� pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como http://translate.google.com/
#1612 [14:25] <Bob> how can i see it
#1613 [14:25] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> I was hacked and would like to change my Ip on my accound
#1614 [14:26] <stupid3700> ??> HeyHoMrSebiistda account/hacked
#1615 [14:26] <VoxelHead> HeyHoMrSebiistda: If you believe that your account was hacked, then please follow these instructions: http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/361483
#1616 [14:26] <VoxelHead> HeyHoMrSebiistda: Note: If you have to contact Mojang, do not forget to include your transaction ID!
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#1618 [14:26] <stupid3700> Bob: It will say 'Safe Mode' in the corners of the desktop.
#1619 [14:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Did you set a username for yourself?
#1620 [14:26] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> yes my account was hacked
#1621 [14:26] <Galaxy_2Alex> Moses, Do that on http://account.mojang.com/me
#1622 [14:27] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> thx
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#1625 [14:27] <Bob> stupid3700:
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#1627 [14:27] <Bob> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2dff8a5501718951fe1c
#1628 [14:28] <agesiojunior> eu não estol entendendo oque estão escrevenso
#1629 [14:28] <joprott> somebody changed my avatar. yes I am in peaceful mode. I did not change my avatar. also acapella music is accompanying Minecraft music. when blocks break someone is saying what sounds like rape or break.
#1630 [14:28] <TKR2003> to stupid 3700 can you tell me what should i uprgrade inmy computer?
#1631 [14:28] <Bob> i cant see if im running safe4 mode
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#1635 [14:29] <Bob> stupid3700:
#1636 [14:29] <stupid3700> ??> Bob scold/patience
#1637 [14:29] <VoxelHead> Bob: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1638 [14:29] <VoxelHead> Bob: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received.
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#1640 [14:30] <Moses> at thies site i can log in
#1641 [14:30] <Bob> stupid3700: i think im save mode
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#1643 [14:30] <olivercarmdahl> i dont know what the problem is
#1644 [14:30] <stupid3700> Bob: If you are, reboot your computer.
#1645 [14:30] <Bob> how
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#1647 [14:30] <olivercarmdahl> plese help me
#1648 [14:30] <stupid3700> ??> olivercarmdahl ask
#1649 [14:30] <VoxelHead> olivercarmdahl: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1650 [14:30] <HeyHoMrSebiistda> My account was hacked and now at Mojang hack around with my account!
#1651 [14:30] <VoxelHead> olivercarmdahl: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1652 [14:31] <stupid3700> Bob: Start > Restart
#1653 [14:31] <Bob> stupid3700: im on a windows vista
#1654 [14:31] <olivercarmdahl> OOOOOOOOOO NOOOO
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#1656 [14:31] <stupid3700> ??>> HeyHoMrSebiistda account/hacked
#1657 [14:31] <Vandal> roflmao
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#1660 [14:31] <olivercarmdahl> wait
#1661 [14:31] <Vandal> pmsl @ vista
#1662 [14:32] <Bob> wait
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#1664 [14:32] <Bob> im gona see if im in safe mode
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#1666 [14:32] <olivercarmdahl> ok
#1667 [14:32] <olivercarmdahl> bob
#1668 [14:32] <olivercarmdahl> wanna be frends
#1669 [14:33] <stupid3700> olivercarmdahl: This isn't a meet-and-greet.
#1670 [14:33] <olivercarmdahl> ok
#1671 [14:33] <olivercarmdahl> i am so angry i love minecraft
#1672 [14:33] <stupid3700> olivercarmdahl: If you need help, explain your problem.
#1673 [14:33] <Bob> olivercarmdahl: yes
#1674 [14:34] <olivercarmdahl> i cant logg in on minecraft
#1675 [14:34] <stupid3700> olivercarmdahl: Why not?
#1676 [14:34] <Bob> olivercarmdahl: your not op?
#1677 [14:34] <olivercarmdahl> t dont know
#1678 [14:34] <olivercarmdahl> no
#1679 [14:34] <Bob> your name was red
#1680 [14:34] <olivercarmdahl> ok
#1681 [14:34] <Bob> how
#1682 [14:34] <olivercarmdahl> ?
#1683 [14:35] <stupid3700> olivercarmdahl: What does it tell you?
#1684 [14:35] <Bob> my problerm is i cant start my minecraft
#1685 [14:35] <Bob> stupid3700: how can i see if im safe mode
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#1687 [14:35] <olivercarmdahl> i was gonna logg in and then i came here
#1688 [14:35] <stupid3700> Bob: Restart your computer and you definitely won't be.
#1689 [14:36] <Bob> why cant u be safe mode ??
#1690 [14:36] <zeldaxlove3110> mijn minecraft doet et niet als ij boven de 1.7 gaat?
#1691 [14:36] <olivercarmdahl> i am gonna try to logg in
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#1693 [14:36] <zeldaxlove3110> weet iemand waarom
#1694 [14:36] <stupid3700> Bob: Install these, then reboot: bit.ly/1pEMY71
#1695 [14:36] <stupid3700> ??> zeldaxlove3110 lang/nl
#1696 [14:36] <VoxelHead> zeldaxlove3110: Wij spreken hier alleen Engels. U kunt echter, indien u dat wenst, het proberen met behulp van een vertaler, zoals http://translate.google.com/
#1697 [14:36] <olivercarmdahl> now its working:)
#1698 [14:37] <Bob> stupid this link i cant open it?
#1699 [14:37] <stupid3700> Bob: http://bit.ly/1pEMY71
#1700 [14:37] <zeldaxlove3110> my minecraft doesn't work above 1.7 ? does someone know ow I can fix thia
#1701 [14:37] <stupid3700> ??> zeldaxlove3110 devconsole
#1702 [14:37] <VoxelHead> zeldaxlove3110: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1703 [14:37] <VoxelHead> zeldaxlove3110: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1704 [14:37] <stupid3700> zeldaxlove3110: Post your dev console after starting 1.7.5
#1705 [14:38] <Bob> stupid3700: how do i install?
#1706 [14:38] <stupid3700> Bob: Download it, then run it.
#1707 [14:38] <zeldaxlove3110> I don't get it hahahah :\
#1708 [14:38] <Bob> where can i download it
#1709 [14:38] <stupid3700> Bob: Perhaps at the link I gave you.
#1710 [14:38] <stupid3700> ??> zeldaxlove3110 scold/directions
#1711 [14:38] <VoxelHead> zeldaxlove3110: The instructions you are given by the volunteers here are intended to find the shortest route between your problem and its solution. We do our best to make our directions clear even to those not expert with computer use, but some basic competency is still required. If you lack it, find someone who does not, whom we can work with.
#1712 [14:38] <Bob> what do i press at the website
#1713 [14:39] <stupid3700> Bob: 'Download', maybe?
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#1715 [14:39] <olivercarmdahl> i love minecraft
#1716 [14:39] <olivercarmdahl> do somone know ho stampy is
#1717 [14:39] <Bob> stupid3700: do i then open it
#1718 [14:39] <stupid3700> Bob: You run the file you downloaded.
#1719 [14:40] <Bob> ok brb
#1720 [14:40] <olivercarmdahl> bob
#1721 [14:40] <Bob> ?
#1722 [14:40] <olivercarmdahl> wanna be frends on minecraft
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#1724 [14:41] <stupid3700> olivercarmdahl: Please no off-topic chatter whilst support is being given.
#1725 [14:41] <Bob> olivercarmdahl: yes
#1726 [14:41] <Bugboy1028> Some people will come on and complain about skins
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#1728 [14:41] <Bob> olivercarmdahl: add me on skype doriananderson1
#1729 [14:41] <stupid3700> Bugboy1028: Had it already :P
#1730 [14:42] <olivercarmdahl> ok
#1731 [14:42] <Bugboy1028> looool
#1732 [14:42] <stupid3700> Bob: As I said, no off-topic chatter.
#1733 [14:42] <olivercarmdahl> wait
#1734 [14:42] <Bob> ok sorry
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#1737 [14:43] <olivercarmdahl> my phone is dead so wait
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#1746 [14:45] <olivercarmdahl> my phone is dead
#1747 [14:46] <Bob_> stupid3700: im done restarting my computer u made me download t5his to restart my computer
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#1749 [14:46] <Bob_> this*
#1750 [14:46] <stupid3700> Bob_: I said install it, then restart.
#1751 [14:46] <Bob_> o
#1752 [14:46] <Bob_> what did that do
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#1755 [14:46] <Bob_> when i installed it my computer restarted
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#1757 [14:47] <Bob_> bob u the best
#1758 [14:48] <Bob_> stupid3700: u the best*
#1759 [14:49] <olivercarmdahl> bob
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#1766 [14:53] <olivercarmdahl> bob
#1767 [14:53] <Bob_> yes
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#1769 [14:53] <olivercarmdahl> i have added you on skype
#1770 [14:53] <Bob_> yes
#1771 [14:54] <Bob_> i cant come right now
#1772 [14:54] <Bob_> il accept your add soon
#1773 [14:54] <olivercarmdahl> ok
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#1775 [14:54] <olivercarmdahl> ok
#1776 [14:54] <Bob_> just wait
#1777 [14:54] <olivercarmdahl> :)
#1778 [14:55] <brimstone> will the sound thing end after today
#1779 [14:55] <Bob_> olivercarmdahl: just join mah server ip:185.28.188.163
#1780 [14:56] <Bob_> il join wait
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#1783 [14:58] <goldbrother101> someone please tell me the villagers skin is a joke?
#1784 [14:58] <Zarthus> goldbrother101: it is.
#1785 [14:59] <goldbrother101> so tomarrow it will be back to normal?
#1786 [14:59] <Zarthus> There is no "ETA", but more than likely, yes.
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#1803 [15:12] <Guest23759> hello my minecraft is out of memory how do I allocate more
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#1805 [15:13] <Guest23759> hello?
#1806 [15:13] <stupid3700> Guest23759: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/out-of-memory/
#1807 [15:14] <stupid3700> ??> Guest23759 java
#1808 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Guest23759: You can get Java 7 for most common platforms here: http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#1809 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Guest23759: If your platform is not listed here, see ?? java/1.7 for a full list of builds for Java 7.
#1810 [15:14] <stupid3700> Guest23759: ^, get Windows Offline (64-bit) and install it.
#1811 [15:14] <stupid3700> Guest23759: 64-bit Java means more RAM will be allocated by default, so get it before allocating more RAM.
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#1813 [15:16] <GameBoxer5> Please help i downloaded a minecraft and then when i click play, there is a eror
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#1815 [15:16] <stupid3700> ??> GameBoxer5 devconsole
#1816 [15:16] <VoxelHead> GameBoxer5: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
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#1818 [15:16] <VoxelHead> GameBoxer5: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
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#1822 [15:20] <charles> hi
#1823 [15:20] <t_diwi> i have the problem that if i want to open my word minecraft crash
#1824 [15:20] * charles is now known as Guest7868
#1825 [15:21] <stupid3700> ??> t_diwi devconsole
#1826 [15:21] <Guest7868> my minecraft is out of memory and i have tried the thing you say in your webpage about changing the java and it doesnt work :(
#1827 [15:21] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1828 [15:21] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1829 [15:21] <Guest7868> ok
#1830 [15:21] <t_diwi> ok
#1831 [15:23] <Guest23759> http://pastie.org/8986651
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#1833 [15:24] <stupid3700> ??> Guest23759 java
#1834 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Guest23759: You can get Java 7 for most common platforms here: http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#1835 [15:24] <stupid3700> Guest23759: ^, get Windows Offline (64-bit) and install it.
#1836 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Guest23759: If your platform is not listed here, see ?? java/1.7 for a full list of builds for Java 7.
#1837 [15:24] <t_diwi> how can i share the link with you ?
#1838 [15:24] * osuka_afk is now known as osuka_
#1839 [15:24] <Guest7868> i dont know
#1840 [15:28] <t_diwi> how can i share the devconsole with you ?
#1841 [15:28] <Guest7868> do a pastie :?
#1842 [15:29] <t_diwi> and then ?
#1843 [15:29] <Guest7868> and you supposed to be helping me?
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#1845 [15:29] <Guest7868> i dont knoooow
#1846 [15:30] <t_diwi> who nows?
#1847 [15:30] <t_diwi> knows
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#1849 [15:30] <Guest7868> wow this is hilarious!
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#1851 [15:30] <De1t4> Hey, anyone from Mojang in here??
#1852 [15:31] <kazblox> http://pastebin.com/pU2RUrhZ
#1853 [15:31] <Guest7868> heeeelp
#1854 [15:31] <kazblox> Thanks to the April Fools Prank
#1855 [15:31] <De1t4> How the h.ell do i get rid of the voices when i play??!?!?!?!
#1856 [15:31] <kazblox> I can't launch older versions than snapshot
#1857 [15:31] <kazblox> Help!
#1858 [15:31] * Guest7868 [Guest7868@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#1859 [15:31] <kazblox> It says there is an Object heap
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#1861 [15:32] <De1t4> A prank is a prank but to ruin the evening for soooo many mine craft users it just incredibly stupid!!!
#1862 [15:32] <kazblox> Oh
#1863 [15:32] <kazblox> Solved it
#1864 [15:32] <kazblox> was stupid and set xmx to 3G
#1865 [15:33] <kazblox> Thanks a lot MCreator for having me downgrade to 32-bit JDK 8.
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#1870 [15:35] <sugoi> t_diwi: you copy the url from the paste web page after you create the paste, and paste that url here
#1871 [15:35] <sugoi> ??> t_diwi paste
#1872 [15:35] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#1873 [15:35] <t_diwi> ok
#1874 [15:36] <t_diwi> where can i enter my name?
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#1876 [15:36] <t_diwi> oh sorry
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#1878 [15:36] <sugoi> no name required
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#1881 [15:40] <t_diwi> there is no url site
#1882 [15:40] <sugoi> "no url site" i dont know what that means
#1883 [15:40] <t_diwi> shuld i download it?
#1884 [15:40] <sugoi> nothing to download
#1885 [15:40] <sugoi> t_diwi: you have the devconsole report?
#1886 [15:41] <t_diwi> jes
#1887 [15:41] <t_diwi> yes*
#1888 [15:41] <sugoi> and you went to paste.ubuntu.com
#1889 [15:41] <t_diwi> yes
#1890 [15:41] <sugoi> and you did "Paste your text into the big box" ?
#1891 [15:42] <t_diwi> yes
#1892 [15:42] <sugoi> and you did "Enter your name" ?
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#1894 [15:42] <t_diwi> what name should i enter ? t_diwi?
#1895 [15:43] <sugoi> what ever name you want
#1896 [15:43] <rymate1234> yes
#1897 [15:43] <avery> hi;;;; i just downloaded minecraft and everytime i try to run iti get an error message in java??
#1898 [15:43] <t_diwi> and then?
#1899 [15:43] <sugoi> t_diwi: what do the instructions say? did you not realize i'm only reading the same text we gave to you already?
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#1901 [15:44] <t_diwi> wait a second i am from german
#1902 [15:44] <sugoi> i was wrong btw when i said "no name required" i apologize for that. paste.ubuntu.com is slightly new to me (we've used other paste sites) and i didn't know they have a required poster field now -- though it gives a nice error to that effect if you click submit without a name
#1903 [15:44] <sugoi> ??> t_diwi paste
#1904 [15:44] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#1905 [15:44] <sugoi> those instructions ^
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#1909 [15:49] <t_diwi> will it automatically be forwarded to you?
#1910 [15:49] <rymate1234> no
#1911 [15:49] <sugoi> no
#1912 [15:49] <sugoi> t_diwi: the instructions say, "give us the URL the site takes you to"
#1913 [15:49] <rymate1234> you have to link the paste here once you've made it
#1914 [15:49] <sugoi> link the url*
#1915 [15:50] <sugoi> not wrong, i'm just afraid
#1916 [15:50] <sugoi> :)
#1917 [15:50] <t_diwi> :)
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#1919 [15:50] <sugoi> t_diwi: instructions are difficult when you skip steps. that's what i'm trying to teach here
#1920 [15:51] <t_diwi> if i had paste it what shoul i do next?
#1921 [15:51] <sugoi> t_diwi: the instructions bro...what step are you at?
#1922 [15:51] <sugoi> ??> t_diwi paste
#1923 [15:51] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#1924 [15:52] <t_diwi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7191271/plain/
#1925 [15:52] <t_diwi> oh sorry
#1926 [15:52] <sugoi> i'm tingling with anticipation
#1927 [15:53] <sugoi> t_diwi: it's okay, i can remove the "plain" on the end
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#1930 [15:55] <sugoi> t_diwi: ok thanks, stand by
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#1933 [15:55] <t_diwi> was that right what i had make?
#1934 [15:55] <sugoi> t_diwi: yep
#1935 [15:56] <t_diwi> juhu:)
#1936 [15:56] <t_diwi> shoul i wait?
#1937 [15:56] <sugoi> yes please
#1938 [15:56] <t_diwi> *should
#1939 [15:56] <t_diwi> ok
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#1941 [15:57] <electriccobra1> hello akk I have ? please
#1942 [15:57] <t_diwi> how long ? because i must go to bed
#1943 [15:57] <sugoi> t_diwi: not long
#1944 [15:57] <t_diwi> ok thanks
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#1947 [15:58] <sugoi> t_diwi: do you use antivirus?
#1948 [15:59] <t_diwi> i dont know how can i look it up?
#1949 [15:59] <sugoi> t_diwi: use this tool (link coming)
#1950 [15:59] <sugoi> ??> t_diwi tools/hjt
#1951 [15:59] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#1952 [15:59] <VoxelHead> t_diwi: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#1953 [16:00] <t_diwi> ok
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#1955 [16:00] <electriccobra1> I got the minecraft download & saved it to my computer but now when I play im a civialm & not steve & it says click when I click on stuff & when I walk walk on grass it says gras & when I walk on sand it says sand. I deltrd it off my computer & when into program files & deleted the .minecraft thng & i even uninstalled javae & reinstalled everything & its styilll doing it
#1956 [16:01] <t_diwi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7191326/plain/
#1957 [16:01] <sugoi> electriccobra1: did you read the first line of chat you see when you joined this chatroom?
#1958 [16:02] <t_diwi> yes
#1959 [16:02] <sugoi> t_diwi: you are running AVAST -- turn that off and try minecraft again
#1960 [16:02] <sugoi> t_diwi: read only messages that start with your username (t_diwi)
#1961 [16:02] <t_diwi> ok
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#1963 [16:03] <electriccobra1> it said to be patient & somone will be with me correct
#1964 [16:03] <sugoi> electriccobra1: also about the april fools joke
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#1967 [16:04] <electriccobra1> oh so it not just me then lol here I thought I did something wrong
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#1969 [16:05] <sugoi> electriccobra1: nope :)
#1970 [16:05] <t_diwi> i have try but where can i turn avast off?
#1971 [16:05] <electriccobra1> thnaks guys sorry to bother u I was worrired take care & happy minecrafting
#1972 [16:05] <sugoi> electriccobra1: same to you
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#1974 [16:06] <sugoi> Try right clicking on the avast ball ( avast shields control )
#1975 [16:07] <t_diwi> ok
#1976 [16:08] <t_diwi> ok i have but minecraft crash
#1977 [16:08] <sugoi> t_diwi: are you sure avast is off?
#1978 [16:08] <sugoi> t_diwi: use the HijackThis tool again and give me a report
#1979 [16:08] <t_diwi> no not realy
#1980 [16:08] <t_diwi> i try again
#1981 [16:10] <t_diwi> it crsh again :(
#1982 [16:10] <sugoi> t_diwi: and you are sure avast is not running?
#1983 [16:11] <t_diwi> yes
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#1987 [16:14] <piguy> hi
#1988 [16:14] <sugoi> t_diwi: please run hjt again and give us the report (paste url)
#1989 [16:14] <phroa> piguy: Hey, can we help you?
#1990 [16:15] <t_diwi> ok
#1991 [16:15] <piguy> hi i would like to develop a mod
#1992 [16:15] <piguy> can i have some advice on how
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#1994 [16:16] <t_diwi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7191390/plain/
#1995 [16:16] <sugoi> t_diwi: sorry, avast is still running
#1996 [16:17] <t_diwi> ?
#1997 [16:17] <t_diwi> i see it but i have turn it off ?
#1998 [16:17] <sugoi> t_diwi: yes. it is common for antivirus (such as avast) to interfere with minecraft
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#2000 [16:18] <sugoi> t_diwi: if turning off avast fixes your problem, you can always turn it back on and learn how to add minecraft as an exception to avast
#2001 [16:18] <t_diwi> ok
#2002 [16:21] <t_diwi> i must restart my computer is it right ?
#2003 [16:21] <sugoi> t_diwi: probably
#2004 [16:21] <sugoi> t_diwi: we'll still be here
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#2007 [16:22] <t_diwi> ok then i make the restart
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#2016 [16:26] <mhddude> #minecrafthelp my gmae is makiing voices instead of the normal minecraft noises how do i turn that off?
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#2024 [16:29] <Dracoe> I need help, my minecraft keeps crashing on my computer for some reason and I cannot figure out why. It is a brand new computer so I should not be having any kind of issues. I have the crash report if someone needs to see it.
#2025 [16:29] <calvin_> i need to change my minecraft email but can not access my one i used to sign up what can i do?
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#2028 [16:32] <jashpatel2000> hi
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#2030 [16:32] <jashpatel2000> i need help
#2031 [16:33] <jashpatel2000> so is anyone there
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#2036 [16:34] <jashpatel2000> whenever i do something this guy in the background is like speaking
#2037 [16:34] <t_diwi> avast is updating now
#2038 [16:34] <sugoi> t_diwi: updating .. ok
#2039 [16:34] <jashpatel2000> instead of music someone is talking
#2040 [16:34] <rymate1234> wow
#2041 [16:34] <rymate1234> much april fools
#2042 [16:34] <mhddude> my game is also doing that
#2043 [16:34] <t_diwi> 50% -bad internet!
#2044 [16:34] <jashpatel2000> and everytime i dig it says dig
#2045 [16:34] <sugoi> t_diwi: haha
#2046 [16:35] <t_diwi> :)
#2047 [16:35] <jashpatel2000> is this a joke
#2048 [16:35] <rymate1234> yes
#2049 [16:35] <rymate1234> look @ then date
#2050 [16:35] <jashpatel2000> so its for april fools
#2051 [16:35] <rymate1234> yes
#2052 [16:35] <mhddude> is it just for today then
#2053 [16:35] <rymate1234> yes
#2054 [16:35] <jashpatel2000> so basically it will be gone tommorrow
#2055 [16:35] <rymate1234> yes
#2056 [16:35] <sugoi> t_diwi: i dont know what it takes to stop avast - other people here may have more help
#2057 [16:36] <jashpatel2000> okay r u sure
#2058 [16:36] <mhddude> that sucks its annoying
#2059 [16:36] <rymate1234> yes
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#2061 [16:36] <jashpatel2000> it is it speaks for u
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#2063 [16:36] <jashpatel2000> sooooooo r u two helping me experinced
#2064 [16:37] <jashpatel2000> experiencing this to
#2065 [16:37] <rymate1234> it will be gone tomorrow
#2066 [16:37] <t_diwi> ok
#2067 [16:37] <jashpatel2000> thank you so much]
#2068 [16:37] <mhddude> thanks i hope so
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#2075 [16:43] <Michael> No It's not that.
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#2077 [16:43] <Michael> Is minecraft realms in canada for real?
#2078 [16:44] <sugoi> Michael: is canada not real?
#2079 [16:44] <sugoi> hehe
#2080 [16:44] <sugoi> Michael: it is still only in certain regions
#2081 [16:44] <Michael> Do you know the regions?
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#2083 [16:45] <sugoi> oh you mean, is canada realms part of april fools?
#2084 [16:45] <sugoi> i think it is real
#2085 [16:45] <Michael> Yes
#2086 [16:45] <sugoi> http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Realms
#2087 [16:45] * jake is now known as Guest95398
#2088 [16:45] <Michael> But when I log into my mojang account to buy Realms it says it's not in my country.
#2089 [16:45] <sugoi> Michael: hmm...perhaps a hiccup or slight delay
#2090 [16:46] <sugoi> Michael: or maybe your account doesn't recognize you are in canada?
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#2092 [16:46] <Michael> Is there a way to change my country (Side Note: I am in Canada Ontario)
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#2098 [16:47] <sugoi> Michael: boy i dont know. maybe another helper here knows
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#2101 [16:47] <sugoi> i checked my accounts on mojang and didn't see anything about country
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#2103 [16:47] <sugoi> Michael: did you buy the game with an account (bank account) from canada?
#2104 [16:47] <Michael> ok then.. this is wired.
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#2109 [16:48] <Michael> Bank account from canada humm I'm sure it was VISA or Mastercard
#2110 [16:48] <Michael> They are from canada
#2111 [16:48] <sugoi> Michael: i dont know though, i'm just brainstorming
#2112 [16:48] <Michael> It is in Canada
#2113 [16:48] <Guest10762> hiya guys anyone help me i bought this game online and it is telling me to updatye my drivers i did and it wont play
#2114 [16:49] <sugoi> ??> Guest10762 win/dxdiag
#2115 [16:49] <VoxelHead> Guest10762: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2116 [16:49] <Guest10762> i did and still wont play
#2117 [16:49] <sugoi> Guest10762: please read and follow those instructions
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#2120 [16:52] <Michael> So if I can't buy the realms on mojang you think it might be a internet issue?
#2121 [16:52] <impactelectronics> Yeah, I'm having basically the same problem, pixel format not accelerated, updated drivers, still crashes out, all that. The dxdiag is https://gist.github.com/anonymous/77a9f4e2a45056217888
#2122 [16:52] <sugoi> Michael: well it is either a delay in the service, or they think you're not in canada
#2123 [16:53] <Michael> Aright do you know any possible way of fixing the 2nd reason?
#2124 [16:53] <sugoi> Michael: either because your account is tagged that way, or your IP...again, this is just my educated summation of the possible reasons
#2125 [16:53] <sugoi> Michael: i unfortunately do not. but others here might
#2126 [16:54] <sugoi> impactelectronics: i'll check it out
#2127 [16:54] <Michael> Ok
#2128 [16:54] <impactelectronics> sugoi; Thank you kindly
#2129 [16:54] <Guest10762> https://gist.github.com/jakerr8/d49984b5e211d7e4bbfc
#2130 [16:55] <Guest10762> if anyone could have a look please
#2131 [16:55] <sugoi> impactelectronics: i dont think your card supports opengl 2.0
#2132 [16:55] <sugoi> impactelectronics: would you like me to keep researching that?
#2133 [16:55] <Guest10762> yes please
#2134 [16:56] <sugoi> impactelectronics: if i'm right, you'll need a better graphics card (or a newer computer) to paly
#2135 [16:56] <sugoi> Guest10762: i'll look at yours too
#2136 [16:56] <Galaxy_2Alex> impactelectronics, One second
#2137 [16:56] <impactelectronics> Awesome. Yeah, a brief googling tells me the same, is there a workaround at all?
#2138 [16:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> impactelectronics, Dw
#2139 [16:57] <Guest10762> is there anything i can do to play
#2140 [16:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> impactelectronics, Download and Install this driver: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%208%20-%2064
#2141 [16:57] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guest10762, We did not tell you anything about your system yet
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#2143 [16:58] <Morzyloeil> Hi
#2144 [16:58] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guest10762, Download and Install this driver: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#2145 [16:58] <Galaxy_2Alex> Morzyloeil, hi!
#2146 [16:58] <Guest10762> i will download that now
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#2148 [16:59] <WithoutmyPrem> Hello anyone
#2149 [16:59] <Galaxy_2Alex> WithoutmyPrem, hi!
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#2151 [16:59] <WithoutmyPrem> My Son Just Bought Minecraft ._. Without Telling me ._.
#2152 [16:59] <stupid3700> ??> WithoutmyPrem mojang/email
#2153 [16:59] <VoxelHead> WithoutmyPrem: You can email Mojang by going here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#2154 [17:00] <stupid3700> WithoutmyPrem: Contact Mojang, including your transaction ID, explaining that it was bought without your permission.
#2155 [17:00] <Morzyloeil> I have update windows 8 to windows 8.1, but when I want to start Minecraft, I have an error "we're sorry, but it seems there was an error while trying to render aspects of the game. To solve this error, it is recommended that you update your graphics drivers
#2156 [17:00] <stupid3700> ??> Morzyloeil win/dxdiag
#2157 [17:00] <VoxelHead> Morzyloeil: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2158 [17:00] <tyteen4a03> Morzyloeil, system updates wipe drivers
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#2161 [17:01] <impactelectronics> Galaxy_2Alex, installing now. Thank you, hopefully this works out.
#2162 [17:01] <Morzyloeil> But, it's wird, on the website of ATI, I have the latest drivers for my graphic card**
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#2164 [17:01] <Galaxy_2Alex> Morzyloeil, Pfft, don't rely on auto searches...
#2165 [17:01] <Guest10762> galaxy what do i do when i downloaded it
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#2167 [17:02] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guest10762, Install it
#2168 [17:02] <Guest10762> sorry i mean after instal
#2169 [17:02] <bentenz5> Anyone know of a way to mod my game into removeing this april fools prank?
#2170 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guest10762, Restart your PC
#2171 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> bentenz5, Well, there is another way...
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#2173 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> bentenz5, Just wait until April 1st is over
#2174 [17:03] <Guest10762> after that would it work?
#2175 [17:03] <bentenz5> Darn.
#2176 [17:03] <Galaxy_2Alex> Guest10762, It should
#2177 [17:03] <Guest10762> thank you very much for your time
#2178 [17:03] <bentenz5> I wanted to get rid of the villager sounds, because I have alwase hated villagers... No offense if any of the Mojang team is here...
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#2180 [17:04] <Galaxy_2Alex> bentenz5, Well, Mog summarized it very good: https://twitter.com/TheMogMiner/status/451037322470236160
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#2182 [17:05] <bentenz5> I'm just going to go get the origional sounds from my other pc, and install them.
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#2184 [17:07] <bentenz5> And to mojang: Please, please next April Fools Day, choose something, ANYTHING other then VILLAGERS. I mean make the sounds like everytime you mine it does the Creeper Hisssss. Anything other than villagers.
#2185 [17:08] <bentenz5> Good news is I record youtube on Minecraft so I'm used to having my sounds muted.
#2186 [17:09] <Raian> hi, just a fae minutes ago i was playing minecraft when my screen whent black. I tried everything to solve the problem so i´ve been forced to shut down my computer, when I went back, the world I was playing before is on the .minecraft folder but IN the game I cant see it
#2187 [17:10] <sugoi> Raian: sounds dire - world corruption i would guess
#2188 [17:10] <Morzyloeil> So, https://gist.github.com/anonymous/26126a41482e78e7d253 :D I'm right ?
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#2190 [17:10] <sugoi> Raian: i would try to open the world in mcedit, save it, and hope it fixes things
#2191 [17:10] <sugoi> Raian: are you familiar with mcedit?
#2192 [17:10] <jeff_> Getting funny sounds in Minecraft any way to correct this and getting ride of the villager sh__.
#2193 [17:11] <sugoi> jeff_: it's an april fools joke, will go away tomorrow
#2194 [17:12] <Raian> no:/
#2195 [17:12] <Raian> what is that?
#2196 [17:12] <sugoi> ??> Raian tools/mcedit
#2197 [17:12] <VoxelHead> Raian: If your world got corrupted you can try to repair it with MCEdit. Open the offending world in MCEdit, press 'ctrl-i' and select 'Repair regions' in the dialogue which pops up. Once this has completed, save your world and exit MCEdit.
#2198 [17:13] <VoxelHead> Raian: To download MCEdit, go to http://www.mcedit.net/ and choose the version appropriate for your OS.
#2199 [17:15] <jeff_> I know but it was stupid and I see no other options to fix this so my son can play. I think I should get a refund due to MOJANG being stupid. If i turn down the sound we cant hear what we need to hear to play the game.
#2200 [17:15] <sugoi> jeff_: the other option, besides muting the game, would be to play an older version of the game
#2201 [17:18] <Raian> when i open the world in MCedit it stops responding
#2202 [17:18] <sugoi> Raian: "it" being mcedit? or the computer?
#2203 [17:18] <sugoi> maybe it is loading the world, could take some time
#2204 [17:19] <Raian> mcedit
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#2206 [17:19] <sugoi> i wonder if the corrupted world is too corrupted for mcedit :)
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#2208 [17:20] <jeff_> I dont have an older version or know how to get an older version. I am just going to delete the game and worn people to stay clear of MOJANG products
#2209 [17:21] <sugoi> jeff_: in the launcher, you can edit (or make a new) profile
#2210 [17:21] <sugoi> in and the profile settings you can select a versin
#2211 [17:21] <sugoi> version*
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#2216 [17:22] <jeff_> wount we lose his curent game by playing an older version
#2217 [17:23] <Morzyloeil_> Sorry, i've lost my connection
#2218 [17:23] <froglick> hello
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#2221 [17:23] <froglick> hello
#2222 [17:23] <CubeTheThird> hello froglick
#2223 [17:23] <sugoi> jeff_: it doesn't delete worlds do change versions, but do play different worlds (new world) in the new version
#2224 [17:23] <froglick> i forgot my minecraft email can you help me?
#2225 [17:24] <sugoi> jeff_: 'new' can be ambiguous in my last comment. what i mean is, make a separate world for a different version
#2226 [17:24] <sugoi> jeff_: if your son is very young, perhaps he won't mind a day of an entirely new world.
#2227 [17:24] <CubeTheThird> froglick, you can test your email addresses here: http://www.minecraft.net/retrievename
#2228 [17:25] <jeff_> Thanks I will try this if it dont work its delete time.
#2229 [17:25] <froglick> but i dont know my email adress
#2230 [17:26] <CubeTheThird> froglick, if that's the case, then you will have to send Mojang an email
#2231 [17:26] <froglick> i got mc a long time ago and i forgot it because i got a new one
#2232 [17:26] <CubeTheThird> ??> froglick account/send-email
#2233 [17:26] <VoxelHead> froglick: Send an email to Mojang with your Transaction ID and/or gift code, Mojang account email/Minecraft.net email, and any other relevant information, via here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#2234 [17:26] <froglick> can yo link me to the mojang page to do that
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#2236 [17:27] <CubeTheThird> froglick, see what VoxelHead said
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#2238 [17:27] <froglick> ok
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#2241 [17:28] <Raian> sugoi: you made my day
#2242 [17:28] <sugoi> Raian: oh?
#2243 [17:28] <sugoi> Raian: thought mcedit went unresponsive
#2244 [17:30] <Raian> it worked :)
#2245 [17:30] <sugoi> well good!
#2246 [17:30] <sugoi> happy digging!
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#2249 [17:33] <jeff_> Sugoi_: Cant figure it out Igive up. Yhanks for trying.
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#2251 [17:33] <jeff_> Thanks for you help
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#2254 [17:38] <TKR2003> hello, I cant run Minecraft, I try everything - upgrade grafic drivers, update Java, etc but the game still do not function
#2255 [17:38] <sugoi> ??> TKR2003 win/dxdiag
#2256 [17:38] <TKR2003> this is the log:System Details --
#2257 [17:38] <VoxelHead> TKR2003: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2259 [17:39] <TKR2003> OpenGL: ~~ERROR~~ RuntimeException: No OpenGL context found in the current thread.
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#2261 [17:40] <CubeTheThird> TKR2003, please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#2262 [17:41] <jeff_> will the sounds go away or do I have to do some type of update?
#2263 [17:41] <traxmann> hi. j cant update my grafic card!
#2264 [17:41] <CubeTheThird> jeff_, they will probably return to normal tomorrow
#2265 [17:41] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, do you have a dxdiag report?
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#2267 [17:41] <traxmann> yes
#2268 [17:42] <TKR2003> this is ghist: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/0769144d937b147f52fb
#2269 [17:42] <sugoi> jeff_: obviously april fools' jokes offend some people, while many enjoy it too
#2270 [17:42] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, paste a link to it here please
#2271 [17:42] <CubeTheThird> TKR2003, one moment
#2272 [17:42] <sugoi> jeff_: i'm sorry you aren't enjoying it
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#2274 [17:43] <CubeTheThird> TKR2003, download and install http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
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#2276 [17:45] <traxmann> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 4/1/2014, 23:35:44 Machine name: ASANDRA-PC Operating System: Windows Vista™ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6000) (6000.vista_gdr.100218-0019) Language: Norwegian (Bokmål) (Regional Setting: Norwegian (Bokmål)) System Manufacturer: FUJITSU SIEMENS System Model: AMILO Pi 2530 BIOS: Ver 1.00PARTTBL Processor:
#2277 [17:45] <jeff_> Its not the joke it the 6 year old that cant understand that it was a joke and dose not know why they messed up his game. I told him I will get him a new game tommorow and it will be the same as he was playing.
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#2279 [17:46] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, paste it onto pastie.org and give a link to it here
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#2281 [17:47] <tyteen4a03> I think it's a great educational opportunity for traditional holidays
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#2283 [17:47] <sugoi> jeff_: it's an innocent joke. teach him about april fools
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#2285 [17:48] <TKR2003> to Cube theThird: thanks its now installing, i will report after
#2286 [17:48] <traxmann> is this right? http://pastie.org/8987014
#2287 [17:48] <Vandal> It is a joke, however it may have been kinder to have published a restore command along with the guff about villager takeover
#2288 [17:49] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, yes... except that's not the complete report
#2289 [17:49] <tyteen4a03> Vandal, turn off the sound and music
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#2291 [17:49] <Vandal> it is fairly unplayable when you can't hear mobs
#2292 [17:49] <Vandal> :)
#2293 [17:50] <tyteen4a03> Vandal, with the update you should hear mobs better, with their names shouted out literally
#2294 [17:50] <sugoi> heh
#2295 [17:50] <Vandal> try that when next to water
#2296 [17:50] <Vandal> :)
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#2299 [17:50] <tyteen4a03> "swim" "swim" "squid" "squid"
#2300 [17:50] <nasecologne> Hello there
#2301 [17:51] <CubeTheThird> hello nasecologne
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#2304 [17:51] <sugoi> nasecologne: welcome
#2305 [17:51] <nasecologne> I desperately need help
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#2307 [17:51] <sugoi> ??> nasecologne ask
#2308 [17:51] <VoxelHead> nasecologne: Please don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2309 [17:51] <VoxelHead> nasecologne: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2310 [17:51] <nasecologne> Since the aprils fools are around, my whole minecraft is crappy
#2311 [17:51] <nasecologne> I can't play properly
#2312 [17:51] <traxmann> ok i try again! http://pastie.org/8987022
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#2314 [17:52] <nasecologne> There are several chunk errors which can't be fixed
#2315 [17:52] <sugoi> nasecologne: yep, hilarity to some, dire to others. it'll resolve by tomorrow
#2316 [17:52] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, ah much better. One moment
#2317 [17:52] <nasecologne> and I fear my world has come to an end
#2318 [17:52] <tyteen4a03> chunk errors aren't part of the joke
#2319 [17:52] <tyteen4a03> nasecologne, have you recently lost power while playing Minecraft?
#2320 [17:52] <nasecologne> Hmm
#2321 [17:52] <nasecologne> Yeah, actually yes
#2322 [17:52] <nasecologne> Yeah, actually yes
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#2324 [17:53] <sugoi> ??> nasecologne tools/mcedit
#2325 [17:53] <VoxelHead> nasecologne: If your world got corrupted you can try to repair it with MCEdit. Open the offending world in MCEdit, press 'ctrl-i' and select 'Repair regions' in the dialogue which pops up. Once this has completed, save your world and exit MCEdit.
#2326 [17:53] <tyteen4a03> nasecologne, that explains the error
#2327 [17:53] <VoxelHead> nasecologne: To download MCEdit, go to http://www.mcedit.net/ and choose the version appropriate for your OS.
#2328 [17:53] * sugoi thanks tyteen4a03
#2328 [17:53] <tyteen4a03> sugoi, ?
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#2330 [17:53] <nasecologne> Oh, super cool
#2331 [17:53] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, download and install http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032
#2332 [17:53] <nasecologne> I didn't expect finding an answer to my problem this quickly :D
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#2334 [17:54] <nasecologne> I won't do that today, but I'll try it out on thursday
#2335 [17:54] <nasecologne> Thank you very much!
#2336 [17:54] <sugoi> tyteen4a03: i was typing when he mentioned chunks error, i missed that
#2337 [17:54] <sugoi> nasecologne: happy digging!
#2338 [17:54] <nasecologne> All the best to you!
#2339 [17:54] <traxmann> tank you. i vill try it
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#2343 [17:55] <tyteen4a03> lolk
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#2345 [17:56] <OJ> I need help with my launcher, it won't let me log-in. Would someone please help me?
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#2347 [17:57] <sugoi> OJ: has it worked before?
#2348 [17:57] <jeff_> Minecraft is all he talks about! It drives me nuts LOL. MOJANG needs to be more professional and think of the customer’s needs and not being funny. I am a manger of a large company and had to fire a 10 year employee when my boss got called for an April fool’s joke she did. With that said they are funny when done in the correct place.
#2349 [17:57] <sugoi> OJ: or did you just get the game?
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#2351 [17:57] <OJ> It has been working fine until today, i got it around 2-3 weeks ago
#2352 [17:58] <sugoi> jeff_: we understand you disagree with the joke. realize it is only a game (or help your son realize that). Teach him about fun april fools pranks. Again, it is only one day. There are work arounds by changing the resources of the game.
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#2354 [17:58] <sugoi> OJ: what is your username
#2355 [17:58] <OJ> Oceanjean
#2356 [17:58] * tyteen4a03 kicked jeff_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: eff_ :My condolences, being in a big old traditional stuck-up company like yours.)
#2357 [17:59] <tyteen4a03> "think more professionally" "boss called"
#2358 [17:59] <tyteen4a03> see notalwaysright.com
#2359 [17:59] <sugoi> OJ: please log into https://account.mojang.com/me
#2360 [17:59] <OJ> ok
#2361 [17:59] <tyteen4a03> sugoi, account/paid
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#2363 [18:00] <OJ> ok i logged in
#2364 [18:01] <sugoi> OJ: read VoxelHead's information (coming)
#2365 [18:01] <sugoi> ??> OJ account/paid
#2366 [18:01] <VoxelHead> OJ: There is a very simple way to see whether Mojang believes your account is paid for or not. Log in at https://account.mojang.com/me and look for a 'My Games' heading. If you don't see Minecraft listed there, nor in My Gift Codes, then that account has not bought Minecraft.
#2367 [18:01] <VoxelHead> OJ: See http://i.imgur.com/ySNIi0V.png for an exemplary picture.
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#2370 [18:01] <OJ> i have bought it
#2371 [18:02] <Chux> i cant connect to any minecraft server
#2372 [18:02] <OJ> ^
#2373 [18:02] <OJ> thats my problem too
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#2376 [18:03] <sugoi> OJ: i thought you said you couldn't start minecraft passed the launcher
#2377 [18:03] <Chux> it stinks i want to know whats wrong with my settings
#2378 [18:03] <sugoi> Chux: villager mayhem?
#2379 [18:03] <TKR2003> thansk cube the third a lot for helping after the amd instalation drivers - IT WORKS - GREAT
#2380 [18:03] <CubeTheThird> TKR2003, glad it works
#2381 [18:03] <OJ> i cant, it says: Sorry, but we couldn't connect to our servers. Please make sure that you are online and that Minecraft is not blocked. {SocketException: Connection reset}
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#2384 [18:04] <sugoi> OJ: ok, that's a little different, thank you
#2385 [18:04] <Chux> i know because i can join a server at school but just not at my house
#2386 [18:04] <sugoi> OJ: have you installed/added/updated antivirus lately?
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#2388 [18:04] <sugoi> Chux: same or different computer?
#2389 [18:04] <Chux> same computer
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#2395 [18:05] <OJ> no, but i have used slimcleaner, which cleaned my pc up, and i used malware bytes around 5 days ago
#2396 [18:05] <CubeTheThird> Chux, can you try connecting to mctest.ae97.net
#2397 [18:05] <sugoi> ??> OJ tools/hjt
#2398 [18:05] <VoxelHead> OJ: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2399 [18:05] <VoxelHead> OJ: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#2400 [18:05] <Chris_> Hi
#2401 [18:05] <sugoi> Chris_: welcome
#2402 [18:05] <CubeTheThird> sugoi, umm why? It's the same computer
#2403 [18:05] <OJ> ok
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#2405 [18:06] * sugoi hugs CubeTheThird
#2405 [18:07] <Chux> it wont work cubethethird
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#2407 [18:07] <sugoi> haah
#2408 [18:07] <CubeTheThird> Chux, ok try 162.243.35.174
#2409 [18:08] <traxmann> i did download the link but it did not fix my problem!
#2410 [18:08] <Chux> ok it didnt work
#2411 [18:08] <Chris_> Why is my skin a villager skin even though I did not change it to a villager?
#2412 [18:08] <MrBluePotato> bc yolo
#2413 [18:08] <MrBluePotato> jk um
#2414 [18:08] <sugoi> Chris_: april fools joke from mojang. will be reverted tomorrow
#2415 [18:08] <CubeTheThird> Chris_, your router is probably blocking it
#2416 [18:08] <MrBluePotato> orlly sugoi/
#2417 [18:09] <MrBluePotato> thats cool lol
#2418 [18:09] <sugoi> MrBluePotato: indeed
#2419 [18:09] <Chux> because it is aprill fools day i didnt get it till lunch
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#2421 [18:10] <CubeTheThird> oops
#2422 [18:10] <sugoi> Chux: what error do you get?
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#2424 [18:10] <CubeTheThird> Chux, your router is probably blocking it
#2425 [18:11] <Chris_> It just changed when I logged in
#2426 [18:12] <sugoi> Chris_: it'll be normal again tomorrow
#2427 [18:12] <Chux> java.connectexeption:connection timed out: no further information:
#2428 [18:12] <CubeTheThird> Chux, like I said, your router's firewall is the likely cause
#2429 [18:12] <Chux> how do i fix that
#2430 [18:13] <sugoi> Chux: you said it used to work?
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#2432 [18:13] <CubeTheThird> Chux, what's your router brand?
#2433 [18:13] <Chux> at school but not here
#2434 [18:13] <traxmann> ?
#2435 [18:14] <Chux> how do i figure out my router brand
#2436 [18:14] <OJ> should the text thing appeared by now?
#2437 [18:14] <sugoi> traxmann: did the driver refuse to install? or did it say success?
#2438 [18:14] <CubeTheThird> Chux, it should say on it
#2439 [18:14] <Chux> ok
#2440 [18:14] <traxmann> it was succsess.
#2441 [18:14] <sugoi> OJ: are you following the instructions? i'll link them again
#2442 [18:14] <sugoi> ??> OJ tools/hjt
#2443 [18:14] <VoxelHead> OJ: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2444 [18:14] <VoxelHead> OJ: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
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#2447 [18:14] <Chux> frontier
#2448 [18:15] <sugoi> CubeTheThird: you linked http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=Legacy1&os=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032 for traxmann's ATI Radeon X1200 Series on windows 7 32 bit
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#2451 [18:15] <sugoi> CubeTheThird: he's saying it installed but did not resolve his problem
#2452 [18:15] <Chux> model 7550
#2453 [18:15] <CubeTheThird> sugoi, ya so?
#2454 [18:15] <sugoi> just giving you an update
#2455 [18:16] <sugoi> Chux: has it ever worked at home?
#2456 [18:16] <sugoi> Chux: or in other words, have you ever been able to connect to servers through that router?
#2457 [18:17] <CubeTheThird> ohh Verizon
#2458 [18:17] <Chux> nope
#2459 [18:17] <OJ> what is the ??> OJ tools/hjt mean?
#2460 [18:17] <CubeTheThird> oh. nvm then
#2461 [18:17] <sugoi> ??> OJ bot
#2462 [18:17] <VoxelHead> OJ: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
#2463 [18:18] <Lucasfilms1999> Hey, When i opened Minecraft and entered my world, i began to hear voices and the sound was someone saying stuff, such as ‘Block, Place, Break, Smash, Water, Click, Ding,’ etc. Im assuming it is said in the update section that “Minecraft is experiencing Problems” (I wanted to Clarify)
#2464 [18:18] <sugoi> OJ: read that ^ from VoxelHead
#2465 [18:18] <raysfan00> Lucasfilms1999
#2466 [18:18] <Lucasfilms1999> yes
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#2468 [18:18] <CubeTheThird> Lucasfilms1999, what day is today?
#2469 [18:18] <raysfan00> That is the april fools joke by Mojang.
#2470 [18:18] <sugoi> OJ: so in other words, it is just a way for us to trigger VoxelHead to give you information
#2471 [18:18] <raysfan00> It will go away tomorrow. :)
#2472 [18:18] <Lucasfilms1999> Wow...
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#2474 [18:19] <Lucasfilms1999> Im such an idiot! haha thanks #facepalm
#2475 [18:19] <raysfan00> No problem. Have fun!
#2476 [18:19] <Chux> same here
#2477 [18:19] <Chux> it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying
#2478 [18:19] <OJ> ah
#2479 [18:19] <sugoi> s/so+ /so/
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#2481 [18:20] <Chux> omf i hate it
#2482 [18:20] <CubeTheThird> Chux, hmm looks like netgear then
#2483 [18:21] <Chux> whats netgear
#2484 [18:21] <KitsuKitsu> I am trying to buy minecraft and I keep getting an error that says try again later. I've been doing this for a week now. This is getting quite frustrating.
#2485 [18:22] <KitsuKitsu> Excuse me, three weeks to be precise.
#2486 [18:22] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: what payment method are you using?
#2487 [18:22] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: paypal, credit, gift card, other?
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#2490 [18:22] <KitsuKitsu> Gift Card, Visa.
#2491 [18:22] <traxmann> i am trying it again. I am restartin my pc now
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#2494 [18:23] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: you will have to use a credit card, or minecraft gift code, or paypal
#2495 [18:23] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: but prepaid cards will not work
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#2499 [18:24] <KitsuKitsu> Ah, I see, Will debit cards work.
#2500 [18:24] <sugoi> yes
#2501 [18:24] <CubeTheThird> Chux, ok... here's an ok guide to allow stuff though tie firewall... http://kb.netgear.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/8219/~/how-to-setup-inbound%2Foutbound-firewall-rules-on-netgear-modem-router%2Fgateways
#2502 [18:24] <CubeTheThird> Chux, I'm gonna see if a better one is around
#2503 [18:24] <Chux> and i ant broad cast in minecraft
#2504 [18:24] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: btw
#2505 [18:24] <Chux> ok
#2506 [18:25] <OJ> the hijackthis said that for some reason my system denied acess to the Hosts file.
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#2508 [18:25] <KitsuKitsu> I've tried the debit card, and my credit card. It's still not working.
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#2510 [18:25] <tcsunshine> I set up account on mojang.com. I go to minecraft.net and click on purchase minecraft. It takes me back to mojang site, over and over
#2511 [18:25] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: 1. keep the confirmation email when the purchase succeeds. it has the transaction id with proves you own the game (really, just keep that id in your records, like print it out). and #2 today is april fools, there is going to be funny sounds in the game that will go away tomorrow
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#2515 [18:26] <KitsuKitsu> But I cannot purchase it.
#2516 [18:26] <KitsuKitsu> It will not allow me too.
#2517 [18:27] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: yeah, i was writing out that message when you said it didn't work
#2518 [18:27] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: i was optimistic :)
#2519 [18:27] <sugoi> KitsuKitsu: it is still true that prepaids dont work tho
#2520 [18:27] <velill> I can't get my mojang accout to verify
#2521 [18:27] <tcsunshine> I even went back and created another account, same issue.
#2522 [18:27] <KitsuKitsu> Ah. I apologize.
#2523 [18:27] <sugoi> tcsunshine: stand by, there are others here that can help. i dont have much info on account issues
#2524 [18:27] <velill> ok will do
#2525 [18:28] <sugoi> velill: did you get the confirmation email?
#2526 [18:28] <KitsuKitsu> I keep trying ._.
#2527 [18:28] <velill> yep and i clicked the link
#2528 [18:28] <tcsunshine> I was able to verify my account(s). Yes I did receive email confirmation.
#2529 [18:28] <sugoi> velill: also, take note that there are multiple people in this chatroom, respond to comments that begin with your username
#2530 [18:28] <Happyminecraft> When I open Minecraft and press play it crashes and goes back to the play screen someone PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING it's a new computer and it's kinda old but I'm pretty sure it has the requirements to run Minecraft
#2531 [18:28] <Happyminecraft> I have tried alot and I'm frusterated
#2532 [18:29] <sugoi> ??> Happyminecraft win/dxdiag
#2533 [18:29] <VoxelHead> Happyminecraft: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
#2534 [18:29] <velill> sugooi : ok
#2535 [18:29] <Happyminecraft> Thanks i will check it out and ifit doesn't work you will see me back here again!
#2536 [18:29] <sugoi> Happyminecraft: that isn't a fix -- that only helps us help you
#2537 [18:29] <OJ> sugoi: ok here it is http://pastie.org/8987117
#2538 [18:30] <Happyminecraft> Ok and one thing I forgot to include It's a Mac
#2539 [18:30] <Happyminecraft> Mac Book
#2540 [18:30] <sugoi> OJ: i want to help but i have to run now. others are here. keep that report if they ask for it
#2541 [18:30] <sugoi> sorry, good luck all (stick around, it's a large chatroom)
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#2545 [18:31] <traxmann> it did not work!
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#2549 [18:34] <OJ> ok
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#2553 [18:36] <traxmann> have any idea!
#2554 [18:36] <Chux> i need HELP
#2555 [18:36] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, my only other thought would be that your graphics are too old...
#2556 [18:36] <CubeTheThird> Chux, you could try this one I guess... http://www.ask.com/question/how-do-i-turn-off-my-netgear-router-firewall
#2557 [18:36] <Happyminecraft> Ok the help the others gave did no help at all I mean thanks for the effort but I will restate my problem: My Minecraft is constantly crashing so when I get to the play screen in the launcher and press play it closes the launcher then doesn't launch Minecraft and instead just goes back to the Launcher screen. I am using a Mac Book not a Mac Book Air if there is a difference but I am bad at computer stuff so SOMEONE PLEASE
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#2560 [18:37] <traxmann> yes i think soo too. But is there anything else i can do?
#2561 [18:37] <Happyminecraft> Any help would be sufficient right now
#2562 [18:38] <CubeTheThird> ??> Happyminecraft devconsole
#2563 [18:38] <VoxelHead> Happyminecraft: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2564 [18:38] <VoxelHead> Happyminecraft: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#2565 [18:38] <Happyminecraft> Ok brb
#2566 [18:38] <CubeTheThird> traxmann, uhh... well do you know if any of the older versions of the game work?
#2567 [18:39] <traxmann> no. i have not tried it.
#2568 [18:39] <Chux> IM PRETTY SURE IT IS AN OLD GRAPHIX CARD TRAXMANN
#2569 [18:39] <Happyminecraft> It's alot but here it is http://pastie.org/pastes
#2570 [18:40] <Happyminecraft> Crap
#2571 [18:40] <Happyminecraft> Hold on a sec
#2572 [18:40] <Chux> your going to need to buy a new graphics card
#2573 [18:40] <kennyt9201> The sound effects in the game is off , is there way to change back ?
#2574 [18:40] <sugoi> kennyt9201: give it a day
#2575 [18:41] * sugoi remembers he's afk
#2575 [18:41] <kennyt9201> okay it is not just me I take it and thank you Sugoi
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#2577 [18:41] <sugoi> kennyt9201: april fools
#2578 [18:42] <kennyt9201> oh wow love it
#2579 [18:42] <sugoi> kennyt9201: i'm so glad you do. i think it's hilarious
#2580 [18:42] <Happyminecraft> Ok so it's too big to paste....
#2581 [18:42] <Happyminecraft> Uhhh
#2582 [18:42] <sugoi> Happyminecraft: dont use pastie, use paste.ubunto.com
#2583 [18:42] <sugoi> ha
#2584 [18:42] <sugoi> ubunto
#2585 [18:42] * sugoi fails
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#2586 [18:42] <sugoi> ??> Happyminecraft paste
#2587 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Happyminecraft: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2588 [18:43] <Happyminecraft> Sorry if I'm burning your brains out I'm really bad with computers and this one is new and you guys are like all pro
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#2590 [18:43] <Happyminecraft> Okk
#2591 [18:43] <Happyminecraft> K here it is http://paste.ubuntu.com/7191958/
#2592 [18:44] <Chux> it didnt work
#2593 [18:44] <babysugars2006> hi Im looking for help as to why I cant mine/collect from blocks on survival mode. i can mine and mine and mine or chop and chop and chop but the blocks only "resets" every time making my work useless....any ideas? Im running on xbox 360
#2594 [18:44] <Chux> the internet wont let me connect to 192.168.0.1
#2595 [18:44] <sugoi> Chux -
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#2597 [18:44] <sugoi> Chux: ... it's not the internet fault
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#2599 [18:45] <sugoi> Chux: open cmd for me
#2600 [18:45] <Chux> what is it then
#2601 [18:45] <Chux> ok
#2602 [18:45] <sugoi> Chux: hold windows button and press r
#2603 [18:45] <sugoi> type in cmd and press enter
#2604 [18:45] <madz> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2962a8ef8c8cec334c27
#2605 [18:45] <Chux> i know i am kindof a hacker
#2606 [18:45] <sugoi> Chux: in cmd run ipconfig and tell me your default gateway
#2607 [18:45] <CubeTheThird> madz, one moment
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#2610 [18:47] <Chux> 192.168.252.254
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#2613 [18:47] <velill> I can't verify my mojang account
#2614 [18:47] <Happyminecraft> Anyone have any ideas to what the problem is? I can restate it...
#2615 [18:48] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, ya looking at it. One sec
#2616 [18:48] <Happyminecraft> K thanks
#2617 [18:48] <sugoi> Chux: instead of 192.168.0.1, use your default gateway
#2618 [18:48] <Happyminecraft> Sorry
#2619 [18:48] <Chux> ok
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#2621 [18:48] <madz> not letting me start minecraft because of an outdated video card https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2962a8ef8c8cec334c27
#2622 [18:48] <MCprob> so, i had a trojan imbedded in my minecraftDl folder so i got rid of it and got rid of MC re-downloaded it and it wouldnt let me log in to any servers i deleted .minecraft folder and now i cant even start mc i get this FATAL ERROR: net.minecraft.bootstrap.FatalBootstrapError: Unable to download while being forced at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:95) at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:381)
#2623 [18:49] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, umm I've never seen this before... from where did you download the game?
#2624 [18:49] <Happyminecraft> Uh I typed in Minecraft on Firefox and took the Mac OS X download
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#2626 [18:50] <sugoi> Happyminecraft: you should be using minecraft.net
#2627 [18:50] <sugoi> or mojang.com
#2628 [18:50] <Happyminecraft> Ok
#2629 [18:50] <MCprob> so, i had a trojan imbedded in my minecraftDl folder so i got rid of it and got rid of MC re-downloaded it and it wouldnt let me log in to any servers i deleted .minecraft folder and now i cant even start mc i get this FATAL ERROR: net.minecraft.bootstrap.FatalBootstrapError: Unable to download while being forced at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:95) at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:381)
#2630 [18:50] <Happyminecraft> I will try that...
#2631 [18:50] <sugoi> MCprob: stop spamming please
#2632 [18:51] <sugoi> MCprob: if you have a crash report, use a paste site
#2633 [18:51] <sugoi> ??> MCprob paste
#2634 [18:51] <VoxelHead> MCprob: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2635 [18:51] <MCprob> i said it twice because no one seemed to notice an im trying to fix it do you want me to show you what spamming is ?
#2636 [18:51] <Happyminecraft> sugoi I did use Minecraft.net just used Firefox to get to Minecraft.net
#2637 [18:51] <Happyminecraft> Then used the download from Minecraft.net
#2638 [18:51] <phroa> no, please do not show us what spamming is.
#2639 [18:51] <sugoi> MCprob: it's a chatroom. ask and wait, that's how it works
#2640 [18:52] <babysugars2006> mcprob they can only do so much at one time, they're human like us. I was here beore you and Im still waiting too, you dont see me whining. grow up dude
#2641 [18:52] <MCprob> shut the hell up
#2642 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> !kb MCprob
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#2644 [18:52] <GreyVulpine> Bye
#2645 [18:52] <babysugars2006> cry cry
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#2647 [18:52] <babysugars2006> Lord why must they be so immature? take your time guys, do your thing
#2648 [18:53] <stupid3700> ??> Happyminecraft mac/softwareupdate
#2649 [18:53] <stupid3700> ??> Happyminecraft mac/software-update
#2650 [18:53] <Happyminecraft> I'll try
#2651 [18:53] <stupid3700> ergh
#2652 [18:53] <stupid3700> Happyminecraft: Click the Apple icon, then go to Software Update and install all available updates.
#2653 [18:53] <[EA]Wug> !k wug
#2654 [18:53] <[EA]Wug> !k [ea]wug
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#2657 [18:53] <[EA]Wug> kick number 1111
#2658 [18:53] <[EA]Wug> what do I win
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#2663 [18:55] <[EA]Wug> tyteen4a03: :< I can't figure out how to turn it off
#2664 [18:56] <[EA]Wug> it says its not even on
#2665 [18:56] <tyteen4a03> [EA]Wug, your fault
#2666 [18:56] <tyteen4a03> its ok I still love you
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#2668 [18:56] <OJ> ok im back, if anyone talked to me please repost
#2669 [18:57] <bioender> villagers have taken over my world ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is there a way i can keep the villager noises
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#2671 [18:57] <babysugars2006> la la la lol let me know when ya'll be ready for my glitch? problem?
#2672 [18:57] <sugoi> bioender: they'll give up after a day
#2673 [18:57] <[EA]Wug> oh, I know what it is
#2674 [18:57] <OJ> keep your computer date to april first, never go on multiplayer again
#2675 [18:58] <[EA]Wug> it's my desktop at home that has it enabled
#2676 [18:58] <bioender> i know but is there a way i can keep the noises
#2677 [18:58] <bioender> its so funny
#2678 [18:58] <CubeTheThird> bioender, you can download the resource pack from Element Animation
#2679 [18:58] <[EA]Wug> did they change the villager noise?
#2680 [18:59] <[EA]Wug> is it not squidward sighing anymore?
#2681 [18:59] <bioender> ohhhhhhhh whats the web site called and yes they changed the noises
#2682 [18:59] <babysugars2006> hey oj, hows nicole doin? >.< j/k :P
#2683 [18:59] <OJ> ...?
#2684 [19:00] <babysugars2006> oj simpon joke hun
#2685 [19:00] <[EA]Wug> CubeTheThird: you should be able to find it if you google it
#2686 [19:00] <babysugars2006> simpson*
#2687 [19:00] <phroa> :|
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#2689 [19:00] <[EA]Wug> bioender: * you should be able to fi....
#2690 [19:00] <OJ> well my minecraft is working!
#2691 [19:00] <[EA]Wug> CubeTheThird: oops
#2692 [19:00] * CubeTheThird facepalms
#2692 [19:01] <OJ> Yay
#2693 [19:01] <babysugars2006> good for u oj
#2694 [19:01] <sugoi> OJ: what?
#2695 [19:01] <sugoi> OJ: what was the fix?
#2696 [19:01] <OJ> waiting.
#2697 [19:01] <sugoi> :/
#2698 [19:02] <OJ> Lol
#2699 [19:03] <babysugars2006> ok im sure mine is a simple problem...I cant "mine" blocks of anything on survival. they keep resetting without giving me anything, continues forver, any ideas what the prob is? (xbox version)
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#2706 [19:05] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, in every world?
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#2711 [19:06] <babysugars2006> in all my ssaved worlds yes, in survival mode only, ever since the latest update the other day
#2712 [19:07] <CubeTheThird> ...other day? babysugars2006 using what version specifically?
#2713 [19:07] <CubeTheThird> ...other day? babysugars2006 using what version specifically?
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#2715 [19:07] <babysugars2006> xbox 360, there was an update like 2 days ago
#2716 [19:07] <CubeTheThird> ohh
#2717 [19:08] <babysugars2006> not xbox update lol that was today, but actual minecraft update
#2718 [19:08] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, ya you probably aren't going to get much help here, as we hardly ever deal with 360 issues
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#2720 [19:09] <babysugars2006> hm ok I tried searching forums as well, just ont know what else to do. i literally cant play lol
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#2722 [19:09] <Rikairchy> we don't support xBox at all iirc
#2723 [19:09] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, have you checked their bug forum page?
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#2725 [19:09] <babysugars2006> yes its plastered with villager stuff at the moment lol
#2726 [19:10] <CubeTheThird> Rikairchy, well we do if we know how to help :)
#2727 [19:10] <Rikairchy> oh. i see
#2728 [19:10] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, umm what? The 360 one?
#2729 [19:10] <babysugars2006> nah talk about pc versions, then i found ya'll. guess maybe ill keep searching and asking then
#2730 [19:11] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2002593-mcxbla-official-known-bugs-list-tu13
#2731 [19:11] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, afaik it's that one
#2732 [19:11] <babysugars2006> ok I'll check it out. thanks, sorry I bothered you
#2733 [19:12] <CubeTheThird> babysugars2006, hardly bothered. Sorry we can't be of more help
#2734 [19:13] <babysugars2006> no its all right, the 2nd poster actually listed my exact problem, says tu14 has it too, ill look into it more, thanks again, have a nice (evening?)
#2735 [19:13] <babysugars2006> tu12*
#2736 [19:13] <CubeTheThird> you too!
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#2738 [19:13] <babysugars2006> ty! bye!
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#2740 [19:13] <Chux> i dont think it helped i still need the password and stuff
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#2742 [19:14] <CubeTheThird> Chux, uhh perhaps you should ask the person who set up the router to help you
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#2755 [19:28] <Happyminecraft> Ok I asked this question before and someone said restart your software and I did that and it didn't work but here's my situatuion: I have a used Mac Book not Mac Book Air just Mac Book and when I open Minecraft it gets to the play screen but then when I press play it crashes and goes back to the launcher making it impossible to play Minecraft at all. Someone please help I can not find an answer anywhere
#2756 [19:29] <Happyminecraft> Someone please help I will try anything at this points
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#2758 [19:29] <stopbox> Is opengl up to date?
#2759 [19:29] <Happyminecraft> *Point
#2760 [19:29] <sugoi> Happyminecraft: rather, didn't someone suggest you update your mac?
#2761 [19:29] <OldestGamer> Hey..all of a sudden I have some halfwit singing in place of my music..he has also taken over all sounds..what can I do other than turn sound off?
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#2763 [19:29] <Happyminecraft> Yes and that's why I was gone for so long
#2764 [19:29] <Happyminecraft> It STILL doesn't work
#2765 [19:30] <sugoi> OldestGamer: there is a glorious april fools joke going on today, all sounds and skins are more...villagery
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#2767 [19:30] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, delete the copy of minecraft you have, and then download it from minecraft.net/download
#2768 [19:30] <stopbox> Its also annoying...
#2769 [19:30] <OldestGamer> Oh..I never thought of that..I was about to trash the whole game..ty
#2770 [19:30] <CubeTheThird> stopbox, sorry what?
#2771 [19:30] <Happyminecraft> Oka thanks
#2772 [19:31] <stopbox> The apirl fools joke is annoying...
#2773 [19:31] <OldestGamer> Yes it is
#2774 [19:31] <CubeTheThird> stopbox, do you need any technical support?
#2775 [19:31] <sugoi> i, personally, don't know how they'll do better next year. i look forward to the efforts
#2776 [19:32] <nickandkelly> I deleted the minecraft game because of the wierd sounds that it was making and reinstalled it and it still making the same sounds any ideas on what else to do?
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#2778 [19:32] <OldestGamer> I did the samer thing
#2779 [19:32] <Happyminecraft> CubeTheThird what download should I get???
#2780 [19:33] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, minecraft.dmg
#2781 [19:33] <sugoi> nickandkelly: give it a day
#2782 [19:33] <sugoi> nickandkelly: it'll fix itself
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#2784 [19:33] <OldestGamer> Good..I hope so..cant stand the guy
#2785 [19:33] <nickandkelly> yeah me either
#2786 [19:33] <nickandkelly> is it a server issue
#2787 [19:34] <sugoi> nickandkelly: it's an april fools thing
#2788 [19:34] <stopbox> ^
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#2791 [19:34] <nickandkelly> ok i can live with that as long as long as it gets fixed
#2792 [19:34] <sugoi> "fixed"
#2793 [19:34] <sugoi> :)
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#2795 [19:35] <CubeTheThird> lol
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#2803 [19:36] <Happyminecraft> CubeTheThird When I try to download it to Java Prefences all it says is Java prefences can not open Minecraft in this "Disk Image" Format
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#2805 [19:37] <Happyminecraft> CubeTheThird???
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#2807 [19:37] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, uhh I'm not particularly familiar with macs
#2808 [19:38] <Happyminecraft> Me neither :P
#2809 [19:38] <sugoi> ha
#2810 [19:38] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, but you need to open it like normal or something..."?
#2811 [19:38] <Happyminecraft> I straight can't download it
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#2813 [19:39] <CubeTheThird> Happyminecraft, uhh... maybe try with a different web browser?
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#2815 [19:40] <felipe_> felipe
#2816 [19:41] <felipe_> ya quiero jugar a miniaicraft
#2817 [19:41] <Extreme> ??> felipe_ lang/es
#2818 [19:41] <VoxelHead> felipe_: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
#2819 [19:42] <Happyminecraft> I have no idea
#2820 [19:43] <Chux> i did it is my dad but it was sooo long ago that they dont know
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#2830 [19:49] <coolgameboy> So recently My minecraft has been crashing recently I deleted my .minecraft folder and the client and reinstalled everything
#2831 [19:50] <coolgameboy> Does anyone know what the problem might be?
#2832 [19:50] <coolgameboy> I even updated Java and completely reinstalled Windows on my computer
#2833 [19:50] <coolgameboy> I even updated Java and completely reinstalled Windows on my computer
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#2837 [19:51] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, do you get a crash report?
#2838 [19:51] <felipe> ya
#2839 [19:51] <felipe> hscvuneugvicjo
#2840 [19:51] <felipe> uhtrugvhtgv
#2841 [19:51] <felipe> ovfiqmjrijen
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#2843 [19:52] <phazer> i'm not getting in my mine craft because it says i need to go change my texture pack but i can't because it won't let me on
#2844 [19:53] <CubeTheThird> phazer, what do you mean it says you need to change texture packs? What is the exact message you are getting?
#2845 [19:54] <phazer> you have a texture pack that needs to be changed
#2846 [19:55] <CubeTheThird> never heard that before... so why can you not change it?
#2847 [19:55] <phazer> it won't let me on
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#2850 [19:56] <CubeTheThird> phazer, umm ok. You can access your .minecraft directory by doing this: In the game launcher, click 'Edit Profile' -> 'Open Game Dir'
#2851 [19:56] <sugoi> phazer: that sounds very server specific, or maybe an adventure map thing?
#2852 [19:56] <sugoi> boy, new to me as well
#2853 [19:56] <sugoi> mods?
#2854 [19:57] * sugoi pulls up a chair
#2854 [19:57] * sugoi hands CubeTheThird some popcorn
#2854 [19:57] <phazer> my sever has a conference today at 700 will i make it ?
#2855 [19:57] * CubeTheThird munches on popcorn too
#2855 [19:57] <CubeTheThird> phazer, good luck
#2856 [19:57] <sugoi> phazer: wat?
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#2859 [19:58] <phazer> thx CubeTheThird u should join my sever if posible
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#2865 [20:02] <coolgameboy> I did not get a crash report it just crashed to the screen where I can click the play button
#2866 [20:02] <coolgameboy> There was no crash report
#2867 [20:03] <niel> ??> coolgameboy devconsole
#2868 [20:03] <VoxelHead> coolgameboy: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2869 [20:03] <VoxelHead> coolgameboy: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#2870 [20:03] <coolgameboy> 1 min
#2871 [20:04] <coolgameboy> Did you need the development console when it crashes or just in general because everything is gone now
#2872 [20:04] <coolgameboy> I closed the launcher
#2873 [20:04] <stupid3700> When it crashes.
#2874 [20:05] <coolgameboy> AWWW MAN Ill be back if it crashes again
#2875 [20:05] <stupid3700> Launch it again and see if it crashes. If so, give us the contents.
#2876 [20:05] <coolgameboy> It doesn't crash when I launch it again
#2877 [20:05] <coolgameboy> When It does I won't close the launcher
#2878 [20:05] <niel> wut
#2879 [20:05] <stupid3700> Were you doing anything when it crashed?
#2880 [20:06] <coolgameboy> I was playing Multiplayer
#2881 [20:07] <stupid3700> ??> coolgameboy win/.minecraft
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#2883 [20:07] <VoxelHead> coolgameboy: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type %AppData%\.minecraft and click OK.
#2884 [20:07] <stupid3700> coolgameboy: Do you have any hs_err_pid files in there?
#2885 [20:07] <stupid3700> coolgameboy: Specifically dated when it last crashed.
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#2888 [20:08] <coolgameboy> Yes I do I have hs_err_pid files in here
#2889 [20:08] <Jessylizious> hey i dont know why but my character talk to me when i go or dig something and when i stand still it says everytime stupid things XD what is that is that a new update??
#2890 [20:08] <coolgameboy> April Fools Jessy
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#2892 [20:09] <stupid3700> coolgameboy: Any which have a date of today, around when it last crashed?
#2893 [20:09] <sugoi> Jessylizious: ha, didn't think of it as my own voice
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#2895 [20:09] <sugoi> that's kinda funny
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#2899 [20:10] <Jessylizious> lol okey so i have startet new now but he still talks shit it funny but after 4 hours its a bit silly to listen at this voice XD
#2900 [20:10] * sugoi wishes he could play mc for four hours in the middle of the day
#2900 [20:10] <coolgameboy> I crashed Today at 4:51 P.M
#2901 [20:10] <coolgameboy> About 30 min ago
#2902 [20:10] <stupid3700> ??> coolgameboy paste
#2903 [20:10] <VoxelHead> coolgameboy: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
#2904 [20:11] <Jessylizious> haha okey thanks XD
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#2906 [20:11] <coolgameboy> What do I do on Ubuntu Paste?
#2907 [20:11] <stupid3700> coolgameboy: Paste that log file's contents.
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#2909 [20:13] <GGLogic> I need help with installing a dino mod on apc with windows 8. I only have used the XBox version before and not really computer literate. I watched the videos but I can not get forge loaded even...
#2910 [20:14] <stupid3700> ??> GGLogic mods
#2911 [20:14] <VoxelHead> GGLogic: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#2912 [20:14] <VoxelHead> GGLogic: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#2913 [20:14] <GGLogic> ok thatnks\
#2914 [20:14] <coolgameboy> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7192216/
#2915 [20:14] <coolgameboy> There we go
#2916 [20:15] <stupid3700> ??> coolgameboy win/dxdiag
#2917 [20:15] <VoxelHead> coolgameboy: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2923 [20:18] <wrixgunner> hey, my minecraft isnt working. It says it wasnt able to delete the Natives folder upon schedule. Any ideas on how to fix this?
#2924 [20:18] <stupid3700> ??> wrixgunner devconsole
#2925 [20:18] <VoxelHead> wrixgunner: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#2926 [20:18] <VoxelHead> wrixgunner: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
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#2928 [20:18] <irctc> Recieving this error "Caused by: java.lang.IllegalStateException: failed to create a child event loop" During world load
#2929 [20:18] <wrixgunner> all of it?
#2930 [20:19] <stupid3700> ??> irctc tools/hjt
#2931 [20:19] <stupid3700> wrixgunner: Yes.
#2932 [20:19] <VoxelHead> irctc: Trend Micro HijackThis is an utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: http://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/
#2933 [20:19] <wrixgunner> Voxel the entire console?
#2934 [20:19] <VoxelHead> irctc: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on Pastie.org and give us the link.
#2935 [20:19] <wrixgunner> k
#2936 [20:20] <coolgameboy> What do you want me to do with gist
#2937 [20:20] <stupid3700> coolgameboy: Give us the link to your gist
#2938 [20:21] <coolgameboy> https://gist.github.com/anonymous/ee7b74345f28977a7593
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#2940 [20:23] <cameraman> hi I am having a problem downloading minecraft on my windows 8 computer! it said the pixel driver was not updated?
#2941 [20:23] <irctc> http://pastie.org/8987321
#2942 [20:23] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, do you have a dxdiag report?
#2943 [20:24] <NamineLatine> I have returned again to see if anyone can find out my unsolvable problem. I can't see skin in single or mulitplayer. I can see everyone elses skin, and they can see mine. I just can't see my own skin.
#2944 [20:24] <cameraman> yeah I do! but I don't know what it's for...
#2945 [20:25] <wrixgunner> this is part of it Voxel http://pastie.org/8987323
#2946 [20:26] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, if you pasted it onto a website, give us a link to it please
#2947 [20:26] <cameraman> okay cool I'll get back to you in a minute
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#2949 [20:26] <coolgameboy> Whats the problem Voxel?
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#2951 [20:27] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, one moment
#2952 [20:28] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, try download and install http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/mobile?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#2953 [20:30] <cameraman> here's a link to my dxdiag report https://gist.github.com/anonymous/984fc725dcd93e909767
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#2957 [20:32] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, ok one moment
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#2960 [20:33] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, your graphics card is old, and is not supported on windows 8. You will either need to downgrade to windows 7 (or lower) or get a new graphics card/computer
#2961 [20:33] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, your graphics card is old, and is not supported on windows 8. You will either need to downgrade to windows 7 (or lower) or get a new graphics card/computer
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#2964 [20:35] <irctc> http://pastie.org/8987321
#2965 [20:35] <cameraman> oh okay, is the new graphics card something I can just download online?
#2966 [20:36] <CubeTheThird> cameraman, uhh no. It's hardware, as in physical computer parts
#2967 [20:36] <CubeTheThird> irctc, I notice you have avast. Is it free or paid?
#2968 [20:36] <irctc> free
#2969 [20:37] <CubeTheThird> irctc, wait... do you have more than 1 antivirus?
#2970 [20:37] <irctc> I shouldnt but I have had difficulties removing some of the components
#2971 [20:37] <cameraman> ha oh okay I see. thanks for your help!
#2972 [20:37] <CubeTheThird> irctc, ya because I'm seeing AVG... as well as norton stuff even
#2973 [20:38] <wrixgunner> Help? http://pastie.org/8987344
#2974 [20:38] <irctc> hmmm ok. Will work on removing the those real quick and give an update
#2975 [20:38] <CubeTheThird> wrixgunner, uhh no you're gonna have to paste the COMPLETE log
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#2978 [20:39] <wrixgunner> yeah im doing that now http://pastie.org/8987346
#2979 [20:39] <CubeTheThird> oh wow ooold
#2980 [20:39] <CubeTheThird> ??> wrixgunner win/java/reinst
#2981 [20:39] <VoxelHead> wrixgunner: You need to reinstall Java.
#2982 [20:39] <VoxelHead> wrixgunner: First, go to the Programs and Features in Control Panel (Add and Remove Programs on XP). Uninstall everything that says Java in the name. Then, go to http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp to re-install Java. See also java/1.7.
#2983 [20:40] <CubeTheThird> wrixgunner, you should also in stall 64 bit java while you're at it
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#2988 [20:41] <Chux> it worked yay
#2989 [20:41] <CubeTheThird> Chux, awesome!
#2990 [20:41] <coolgameboy> Hey Cube do you want me to install the program?
#2991 [20:41] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, yes that's the idea
#2992 [20:45] <Bobarino> i am having a problen whenever i start up minecraft it crashes and gives me a Crash Report befor i even start up the geme. i think it is ether a problem with my computer being out of date (I still have windows XP) or if it is something completely different.
#2993 [20:46] <CubeTheThird> Bobarino, can you copy the contents of the crash report onto pastie.org and give a link to it here?
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#2995 [20:47] <Bobarino> http://pastie.org/8987355
#2996 [20:47] <CubeTheThird> ??> Bobarino win/dxdiag
#2997 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Bobarino: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#2999 [20:47] <wrixgunner> ok so im installing Java now. Waht do I do after that?
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#3001 [20:48] <coolgameboy> Are you sure you know what you are doing? Cube I mean it going to take up 300 MB of space
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#3003 [20:48] <Globlover222> cannot log on to server after log on to download page
#3004 [20:49] <LordNyranger> game boy stfu and do it
#3005 [20:49] <[EA]clarjon1> coolgameboy: That is a GRAPHICS DRIVER
#3006 [20:49] <coolgameboy> I was asking Jeez I didn't mean to be rude
#3007 [20:49] <wrixgunner> Voxel or Cube do I need to install 32 bit also
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#3009 [20:50] <[EA]clarjon1> coolgameboy: it's very large because of the amount of information is required to properly make your computer use the GRAPHICS CARD to iit's full potential
#3010 [20:50] <CubeTheThird> wrixgunner, you probably should
#3011 [20:50] <coolgameboy> Thank You I was wanted to know what it was going to do
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#3013 [20:50] <wrixgunner> K I installed 32 bit but it still didnt work.
#3014 [20:51] <wrixgunner> er 64
#3015 [20:51] <CubeTheThird> wrixgunner, really? Did you restart the game launcher?
#3016 [20:51] <wrixgunner> lol nope :/
#3017 [20:51] <coolgameboy> Do you want me to choose Express installation or Custom?
#3018 [20:52] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, express is fine
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#3020 [20:52] <brayanx> hola
#3021 [20:52] <wrixgunner> ok got it. ThanksVoxel and Cude
#3022 [20:53] <brayanx> una duda xd
#3023 [20:53] <brayanx> por que me sale esto at java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.call(Unknown Source)
#3024 [20:53] <brayanx> yty como puedo solucionarlo
#3025 [20:53] <[EA]clarjon1> ??> brayanx lang/es
#3026 [20:53] <VoxelHead> brayanx: S�lo hablamos Ingl�s aqu�. Sin embargo, puede, si lo desea, trate de usar una m�quina traductora, como http://translate.google.com/
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#3028 [20:53] <CubeTheThird> wrixgunner, just so you know, VoxelHead is a robot
#3029 [20:53] <brayanx> ok
#3030 [20:54] <brayanx> doubt+
#3031 [20:54] <brayanx> tbecause I get this Couldn't download https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/libraries/com/paulscode/soundsystem/20120107-fixed-pitch/soundsystem-20120107-fixed-pitch.jar for job 'Version & Libraries' java.lang.RuntimeException: Server responded with 403 at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.Downloadable.download(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob.popAndDownload(Unknown Source) at ne
#3032 [20:54] <brayanx> because I get this
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#3034 [20:55] <brayanx> and how I can fix it
#3035 [20:56] <brayanx> please
#3036 [20:56] <CubeTheThird> brayanx, can you copy the COMPLETE log onto pastie.org and give a link to it here?
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#3039 [20:57] <brayanx> Hello I have a problem
#3040 [20:58] <brayanx> hello
#3041 [20:58] <brayanx> anyone there
#3042 [20:58] <[EA]clarjon1> brayanx: You were given instructions already. Please follow them.
#3043 [20:59] <brayanx> because I get this
#3044 [20:59] <CubeTheThird> brayanx, can you copy the COMPLETE log onto pastie.org and give a link to it here?
#3045 [20:59] <brayanx> because I get this
#3046 [20:59] <brayanx> java.lang.RuntimeException: Server responded with 403 at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.Downloadable.download(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob.popAndDownload(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob.access$0(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob$1.run(Unknown Source) at java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.ca
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#3048 [21:00] <calebfork> hello?
#3049 [21:00] <brayanx> tis entered and I get this
#3050 [21:00] <CubeTheThird> hello calebfork
#3051 [21:00] <CubeTheThird> brayanx, can you copy the COMPLETE log onto pastie.org and give a link to it here?
#3052 [21:00] <calebfork> what is this?
#3053 [21:00] <coolgameboy> Ok Cube it finished Installing what now?
#3054 [21:00] <CubeTheThird> calebfork, this is the minecraft technical support channel
#3055 [21:01] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, try playing, else restart your computer
#3056 [21:01] <calebfork> minecraft crashed
#3057 [21:01] <calebfork> i thinl
#3058 [21:01] <calebfork> *think
#3059 [21:02] <brayanx> is entered and I get this:java.lang.RuntimeException: Server responded with 403 at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.Downloadable.download(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob.popAndDownload(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob.access$0(Unknown Source) at net.minecraft.launcher.updater.download.DownloadJob$1.run(Unknown Source) at java.util.concurrent.Ex
#3060 [21:02] <brayanx> please
#3061 [21:02] <coolgameboy> Okay I'm able to play so do you want me to come back if minecraft crashes again?
#3062 [21:02] <brayanx> pleasepleasepleaseplease
#3063 [21:03] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, if it works, then it should not crash again, but feel free to come back if it does
#3064 [21:03] <CubeTheThird> brayanx, please follow the instructions I gave you
#3065 [21:03] <coolgameboy> K Thanks!
#3066 [21:03] <[EA]clarjon1> coolgameboy: Yup. Make sure to keep the dev console open so you can copy the text :)
#3067 [21:03] <CubeTheThird> calebfork, do you get a crash report?
#3068 [21:03] <coolgameboy> 1 more thing do you guys get paid for helping us?
#3069 [21:03] <coolgameboy> 1 more thing do you guys get paid for helping us?
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#3071 [21:03] <CubeTheThird> nope
#3072 [21:03] <[EA]clarjon1> coolgameboy: we're all volunteers
#3073 [21:03] <coolgameboy> I wish you guys did i mean you are doing an excellent job at helping us
#3074 [21:04] <CubeTheThird> we take cheques
#3075 [21:04] <CubeTheThird> lol
#3076 [21:04] <[EA]clarjon1> lol
#3077 [21:04] <brayanx> noda
#3078 [21:04] <coolgameboy> Cheques? Lol
#3079 [21:05] <coolgameboy> How much you need? All I got is $1 dollar in my bank
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#3081 [21:06] <brayanx> ayuda
#3082 [21:06] <Extreme> Look at the date.
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#3084 [21:06] <Extreme> ??> brayanx devconsole
#3085 [21:06] <VoxelHead> brayanx: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3086 [21:06] <VoxelHead> brayanx: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#3087 [21:06] <legonerd5> hello i need help
#3088 [21:06] <Extreme> legonerd5: With?
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#3092 [21:07] <Dustythe2nd> cube the third
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#3094 [21:07] <CubeTheThird> Dustythe2nd, yes?
#3095 [21:07] <CubeTheThird> coolgameboy, that was just a joke. Have fun!
#3096 [21:08] <Bella> hey can somrone help me? They need to be framiliar with installing mods please
#3097 [21:08] <legonerd5> I wanted to ask my account was register in another email and I forgot the password of that email so I don't use and I forgot my minecraft password and i can't reset it because its in the other email
#3098 [21:08] <CubeTheThird> Bella, we don't help with that kind of stuff here
#3099 [21:08] <brayanx> and send them
#3100 [21:08] <Dustythe2nd> when I am playing minecraft there is a lot of speaking as in if I am walking on stone it repeats "stone" if I mine a block it says "break" do you know what is going on with that
#3101 [21:08] <Bella> well were can i go then because i havent found an answer anywhere else and this is my last place to look
#3102 [21:09] <Dustythe2nd> is this an april fools thing
#3103 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> Dustythe2nd - Indeed it is
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#3105 [21:10] <legonerd5> I forgot the security question so I cant go to the email to get the messages
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#3108 [21:10] <Dustythe2nd> greyvulpine is it doing it to you too
#3109 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> Dustythe2nd - It's happening to everybody today
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#3112 [21:11] <legonerd5> please answer as soon as possible
#3113 [21:11] <Dustythe2nd> it makes me not want to play it is so annoying
#3114 [21:11] <sailmore> got killed and after re-spawning cannot break wood with hands
#3115 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> legonerd5 - You'll need to contact Mojang Support for further help
#3116 [21:11] <mimi32q1> hi i know this isnt the place to ask but can someone with mod instillation skills help me?
#3117 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> legonerd5 - See: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new?ref=footer
#3118 [21:11] <legonerd5> really how i do that
#3119 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> mimi32q1 - We don't assist with mods here
#3120 [21:12] <legonerd5> thx
#3121 [21:12] <brayanx> <Error> <Code>AccessDenied</Code> <Message>Access Denied</Message> <RequestId>E6272EFF11799183</RequestId> <HostId> gXRJOtlr8rd2w7cLIO+pM1KC13VX7rgfPKfShmKDlEcvyHLAcVT4MwQMmAmAofek </HostId> </Error>
#3122 [21:12] <mimi32q1> i know but do u know someone i can go to for this kind of help?
#3123 [21:12] <sailmore> thanks in advance for your help. Any ideas ?
#3124 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> mimi32q1 - Perhaps the forums
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#3126 [21:12] <mimi32q1> theres just a meta inf file i need to delete and it wont let me
#3127 [21:13] <brayanx> <Error> <Code>AccessDenied</Code> <Message>Access Denied</Message> <RequestId>E6272EFF11799183</RequestId> <HostId> gXRJOtlr8rd2w7cLIO+pM1KC13VX7rgfPKfShmKDlEcvyHLAcVT4MwQMmAmAofek </HostId> </Error>
#3128 [21:13] <brayanx> I get this
#3129 [21:13] <mimi32q1> GreyVulpine?
#3130 [21:13] <Dustythe2nd> would anyone know why moving to the rear sticks in minecraft
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#3132 [21:14] <Goddamn_it_Apple> hello
#3133 [21:14] <skot> hello, I've been trying to give you my money for a few days now. I cannot login because it says my email or password is bad. I've done the password reset 17 times now. I don't think it's working. Could you please fix this and take my payment?
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#3136 [21:14] <Goddamn_it_Apple> I am experiencing a Java crash (Java SE binary is not working) can anone help with that
#3137 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> skot - Nobody here works for Mojang, we're community-run support and would love to take your money, but can't.
#3138 [21:15] <Goddamn_it_Apple> lol
#3139 [21:15] <Goddamn_it_Apple> take it bro
#3140 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> Goddamn_it_Apple devconsole
#3141 [21:15] <skot> damn, thanks for that
#3142 [21:15] <VoxelHead> Goddamn_it_Apple: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3143 [21:15] <VoxelHead> Goddamn_it_Apple: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
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#3145 [21:15] <brayanx> I get this <Error> <Code>AccessDenied</Code> <Message>Access Denied</Message> <RequestId>E6272EFF11799183</RequestId> <HostId> gXRJOtlr8rd2w7cLIO+pM1KC13VX7rgfPKfShmKDlEcvyHLAcVT4MwQMmAmAofek </HostId> </Error>
#3146 [21:15] <Dustythe2nd> would anyone know why moving to the rear sticks in minecraft
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#3148 [21:16] <[EA]clarjon1> Dustythe2nd: herobrine brushing up against you? ;)
#3149 [21:16] <Goddamn_it_Apple> will do
#3150 [21:16] <[EA]clarjon1> Dustythe2nd: Sorry, you'll have to be a bit more descriptive :)
#3151 [21:16] <Goddamn_it_Apple> give a moment please
#3152 [21:16] <Dustythe2nd> when I move backwards i can't stop
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#3156 [21:17] <sailmore> guys, any ideas please ?
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#3158 [21:17] <brayanx> because I got this <Error> <Code>AccessDenied</Code> <Message>Access Denied</Message> <RequestId>E6272EFF11799183</RequestId> <HostId> gXRJOtlr8rd2w7cLIO+pM1KC13VX7rgfPKfShmKDlEcvyHLAcVT4MwQMmAmAofek </HostId> </Error>
#3159 [21:17] <Goddamn_it_Apple> ugh sorry im back it crashes everything
#3160 [21:18] <Goddamn_it_Apple> http://pastie.org/8987406
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#3162 [21:18] * Zachary_DuBois|A is now known as Zachary_DuBois
#3163 [21:18] <CubeTheThird> Goddamn_it_Apple, go purchase the game at minecraft.net/store
#3164 [21:19] <Goddamn_it_Apple> mm i can demo it and it will still crash
#3165 [21:19] <Goddamn_it_Apple> want me to use the demo crasher instead
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#3167 [21:19] <Goddamn_it_Apple> its not the only thing experiencing java crashes, trust me i tried running other java programs before i came here with a pirated copy
#3168 [21:20] <Goddamn_it_Apple> ill demo and pastie give me a few
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#3171 [21:20] <Goddamn_it_Apple> any reported problems with AMD Radeon HD 6600/6700 apple chipsets im bootcamping
#3172 [21:20] <irctc> http://pastie.org/8987408 Crash during load/create World.
#3173 [21:21] * Lord_Ralex kicked Goddamn_it_Apple from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oddamn_it_Apple :Buy the game)
#3174 [21:21] <mskitty> i have steve singing on start up and when it rains he repeats rain rain rain rain till it stops
#3175 [21:21] <brayanx> what do
#3176 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mskitty - Wait till tomorrow
#3177 [21:22] <mskitty> :o
#3178 [21:22] <brayanx> with what you sent me
#3179 [21:22] <mskitty> OMG
#3180 [21:22] <mskitty> totally forgot what day it was
#3181 [21:22] <mskitty> thank you
#3182 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mskitty - Indeed
#3183 [21:23] <mskitty> i feel so dumb
#3184 [21:23] <mskitty> have a great day all
#3185 [21:23] * GreyVulpine waves
#3185 [21:24] <brayanx> because I got this ave up trying to download https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/libraries/com/paulscode/soundsystem/20120107-fixed-pitch/soundsystem-20120107-fixed-pitch.jar for job 'Version & Libraries' Job 'Version & Libraries' finished with 1 failure(s)!
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#3187 [21:24] <Goddamn_it_Apple_> http://pastie.org/8987414
#3188 [21:24] * irctc [irctc@notlogged] has quit. (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
#3189 [21:24] <Goddamn_it_Apple_> there you go
#3190 [21:25] <Goddamn_it_Apple_> when it works im buying it, i am trying to discern whether or not it will ever work because the hardware im using isnt as common as what you find in a lenovo or something
#3191 [21:25] * Lord_Ralex kicked Goddamn_it_Apple_ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oddamn_it_Apple_ :Buy it first.)
#3192 [21:26] <Extreme> ??> brayanx devconsole
#3193 [21:26] <VoxelHead> brayanx: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3194 [21:26] <VoxelHead> brayanx: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#3195 [21:26] <brayanx> help
#3196 [21:26] <Extreme> brayanx: Follow instructions, or you won't get any help.
#3197 [21:28] <brayanx> and follow the instructions but noda
#3198 [21:28] <Extreme> brayanx: What?
#3199 [21:28] <brayanx> Noda
#3200 [21:32] <brayanx> ise and update but noda
#3201 [21:32] <brayanx> :(
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#3205 [21:33] <brayanx> I can do
#3206 [21:33] <ranger_rick> Do you guys help with the demo version?
#3207 [21:34] <brayanx> ise and update but noda
#3208 [21:34] <brayanx> I can do
#3209 [21:34] <brayanx> :(
#3210 [21:35] <ranger_rick> I'm getting display crashes with an updated driver on the demo looking for some help with that please
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#3212 [21:35] <irctc> sorry if you already responded I dc'd. http://pastie.org/8987408
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#3214 [21:38] <ranger_rick> I'm getting display crashes with an updated driver on the demo looking for some help with that please
#3215 [21:38] <ranger_rick> I'm getting display crashes with an updated driver on the demo looking for some help with that please
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#3221 [21:42] <ranger_rick> I'm getting the error Game ended with bad state (exit code -805306369)
#3222 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> ranger_rick devconsole
#3223 [21:44] <VoxelHead> ranger_rick: We need to see what is in your Development Console, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#3224 [21:44] <VoxelHead> ranger_rick: First, copy all of the text. Then, go to http://pastie.org/ and paste it. Click 'Create Paste', then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
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#3226 [21:45] <Abed> Hello, anyone here>
#3227 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> Nope, we're all dead.
#3228 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> April 1st killed us all with laughter.
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#3230 [21:47] <ranger_rick_> dev log http://pastie.org/8987452
#3231 [21:47] <Abed> Hi, when i join a mc server it says java.net.socketexception:permissions denied connect
#3232 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> ranger_rick - Did you use any mods?
#3233 [21:48] <ranger_rick_> its unmodded
#3234 [21:48] <ranger_rick_> just the raw demo
#3235 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> ranger_rick - Head to C:\Users\Matthew Novich\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft -- Delete everything but your saves folder there, and try minecraft again
#3236 [21:48] <ranger_rick_> okay
#3237 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Abed - What server are you trying?
#3238 [21:49] <ranger_rick_> woah what
#3239 [21:49] <ranger_rick_> i didnt quit
#3240 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Your clone did.
#3241 [21:50] <ranger_rick_> no saves folder if it doesnt automatically create an empty one then i would not have it since i cant get it to run and thus make a save
#3242 [21:51] <ranger_rick_> want me to clear the whole .minecraft folder and retry?
#3243 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> ranger_rick_ - Sure
#3244 [21:51] <ranger_rick_> brb
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#3248 [21:55] <ranger_rick_> same thing still doesn't work
#3249 [21:55] <ranger_rick_> its too large to pastie presumably from re-downloading 1.7.5
#3250 [21:56] <ranger_rick_> same exit code at the bottom though
#3251 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> ?? paste
#3252 [21:56] <VoxelHead> paste: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#3254 [21:56] <ranger_rick_> http://paste.ubuntu.com/7192482/
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#3256 [21:57] <irctc> HJT--> http://pastie.org/8987408 MC Crash Report--> http://pastie.org/8987463
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#3265 [22:01] <Extreme> irctc: disable avast!'s firewall.
#3266 [22:01] <irctc> Ok Will Update
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#3268 [22:03] <ranger_rick_> i've done several installs/uninstalls of java with 32bit and 64bit together and separately
#3269 [22:04] <irctc> Avast Firewall is currently stopped, as is Avast itself.
#3270 [22:04] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: See http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/using-event-viewer/ - when you have the events, put them to pastie
#3271 [22:07] <irctc> I'll be right back Avast is only partially working so I am going to uninstall
#3272 [22:07] <ranger_rick_> http://pastie.org/8987471
#3273 [22:07] <ranger_rick_> done
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#3275 [22:08] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: There should be more than one
#3276 [22:08] <ranger_rick_> theres the error and two information ones
#3277 [22:09] <ranger_rick_> ill copy those too
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#3279 [22:09] <ranger_rick_> http://pastie.org/8987471, http://pastie.org/8987474, http://pastie.org/8987476
#3280 [22:09] <ranger_rick_> that's all that came up from the error
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#3282 [22:10] <helppahlff> stop
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#3287 [22:13] <ranger_rick_> there's a system warning that comes with it
#3288 [22:14] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: What did it say?
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#3290 [22:14] <ranger_rick_> Display driver stopped working and has recovered
#3291 [22:14] <ranger_rick_> want the log for it?
#3292 [22:14] <Extreme> Go ahead.
#3293 [22:15] <ranger_rick_> http://pastie.org/8987483
#3294 [22:15] <SilentRanger> I am playing minecraft and when ever I click or walk I hear a retarded voice. What do I do?
#3295 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> SilentRanger - Wait till tomorrow
#3296 [22:16] <SilentRanger> Is it Mojang because my friend is not getting it.
#3297 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> SilentRanger - Yes.
#3298 [22:16] <Extreme> ??> ranger_rick_ win/dxdiag
#3299 [22:16] <SilentRanger> Okay Thanks
#3300 [22:16] <VoxelHead> ranger_rick_: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/
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#3303 [22:17] <ranger_rick_> do you want the 64bit dxdiag or the 32
#3304 [22:17] <Extreme> Either.
#3305 [22:18] <ranger_rick_> http://pastie.org/8987484
#3306 [22:18] <ranger_rick_> according to catalyst control my drivers are up to date
#3307 [22:19] <ranger_rick_> although the driver is from like 2011 or something so it seems fishy
#3308 [22:19] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: Is there a reason you're running Windows or does it not work on OSX either?
#3309 [22:19] <ranger_rick_> personal preference i like to keep work things on osx and play on the windows side
#3310 [22:20] <ranger_rick_> i also want to identify if this is related to my computer's innards being replaced at the end of summer when the graphics card fried itself
#3311 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Is this via dual-booting or in a VM?
#3312 [22:20] <ranger_rick_> or if its just a software bug
#3313 [22:20] <ranger_rick_> bootcamp
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#3315 [22:20] <ranger_rick_> so dual boot
#3316 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Well, the error states a problem with the video... so either the drivers are out of date, or there's an issue with the card itself.
#3317 [22:23] <ranger_rick_> hmm
#3318 [22:23] <ranger_rick_> 1 sec
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#3320 [22:25] <ranger_rick_> well
#3321 [22:25] <ranger_rick_> here's some more information for you if it helps
#3322 [22:25] <ranger_rick_> in device manager my driver is listed as being up to date but the driver is from october 2011
#3323 [22:26] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: You can try installing this driver update: http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop?os=Windows%207%20-%2064
#3324 [22:26] <ranger_rick_> in catalyst control, which is the program that updates the driver for the macbook pro chipsets it also says up to date and last update was sept 19 2013
#3325 [22:26] <ranger_rick_> is that link compatible with the MBP version of the cards/
#3326 [22:27] <ranger_rick_> they're different, the macbook ones are like welded on to the motherboard or some stupid shit
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#3330 [22:29] <irctc> Thank you for the assistance Uninstalling an avast component that I was unaware of fixed the problem
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#3332 [22:29] <Mark916> I need to know the voice actor
#3333 [22:29] <Extreme> Mark916: what?
#3334 [22:30] <Extreme> irctc: No problem.
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#3336 [22:30] <CubeTheThird> Mark916, see Element Animation on youtube
#3337 [22:30] <Mark916> Mmkay, thanks
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#3339 [22:30] <Minecraft> Minecraft
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#3342 [22:32] <ranger_rick_> installing
#3343 [22:33] <ranger_rick_> nah still mega broken
#3344 [22:34] <Extreme> ranger_rick_: tried restarting?
#3345 [22:34] <ranger_rick_> im gonna try the osx side and find out if my card is busted or not
#3346 [22:34] <ranger_rick_> ill be back
#3347 [22:34] <ranger_rick_> thank you for the help
#3348 [22:34] <Extreme> Sure.
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#3352 [22:38] <ranger_rick> checking to make sure java is up to date on this side
#3353 [22:43] <ranger_rick> well
#3354 [22:43] <ranger_rick> it works on osx
#3355 [22:44] <ranger_rick> i wonder why the card is doing that on the windows partition though, i mean dota, skyrim, terraria etc etc etc all run smooth as butter
#3356 [22:44] <ranger_rick> and i would think skyrim is more taxing than minecraft
#3357 [22:44] <phroa> ??> ranger_rick performance/compare
#3358 [22:44] <VoxelHead> ranger_rick: You cannot compare the performance of Minecraft with performance with other games, since other games uses DirectX to power the game while Minecraft uses OpenGL, which are two different standards. Any comparisons between the two would be comparing apples to oranges.
#3359 [22:44] <phroa> just saying.
#3360 [22:45] <ranger_rick> ah okay
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#3366 [22:54] <ranger_rick> is there a way i can post an image to this real quick/
#3367 [22:54] <phroa> ?? imgur
#3368 [22:54] <VoxelHead> imgur: Imgur is an image hosting website at http://www.imgur.com/ where you can upload screenshots, etc for free, no need to register. Click the cloud/arrow at the top, and use the interface to pick an image from your computer, click "Start Upload", then give us the URL you are taken to.
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#3376 [23:03] <ranger_rick> lol still workin on that imgur link had to update flash
#3377 [23:03] <ranger_rick> brb
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#3380 [23:05] <ranger_rick> http://imgur.com/Qmm5AUo
#3381 [23:05] <ranger_rick> there
#3382 [23:05] <ranger_rick> clearing my name as a pirate
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#3390 [23:22] <Melodyspark> Hello I was wondering if someone here knows how to fix an error I keep getting when trying to log into minecraft
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#3396 [23:28] <blockcocker> Hey my stuff keeps disappearing out of my inventory every time I log out, even if I'm in my house and theres no mobs around. What am I doing wrong?
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#3398 [23:30] <niel> blockcocker, server?
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#3403 [23:30] <ranger_rick_> Hey to whoever was helping me earlier, wanted to say thanks
#3404 [23:31] <ranger_rick_> Much appreciated :)
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#3406 [23:31] <Melodyspark> Everytime I try to log into minecraft it keeps saying "Sorry but we could not connect to out servers please make sure you are online and that minecraft in not blocked socketexception connection reset" how do I fix this
#3407 [23:32] <blockcocker> I'm not sure of the server how do I check? I'm new to the game and just did the basic survival mode
#3408 [23:33] <niel> blockcocker, is it single player or multiplayer
#3409 [23:34] <blockcocker> single player
#3410 [23:35] <blockcocker> all the items in my chest are good but my inventory and equipped stuff disappears
#3411 [23:35] <niel> hm
#3412 [23:35] <niel> do all worlds do this
#3413 [23:35] <blockcocker> maybe i just have to put everything in a chest before I log out?
#3414 [23:36] <niel> noo
#3415 [23:36] <niel> do all worlds do this
#3416 [23:37] <blockcocker> idk I have started a few other ones but I'm pretty far in this one don't really want to start over
#3417 [23:37] <blockcocker> and I have since deleted my other worlds
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#3423 [23:48] <niel> blockcocker, make a new one
#3424 [23:48] <niel> see if it happens
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#3428 [23:57] <blockcocker> alright will do